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<strong>An office worker really doesn't give a shit what about his colleague is up to this weekend - despite asking if he had any plans, it has emerged.</strong>

Darren Hayles, 27, of Ipswich, insisted he was simply being polite and had no interest in what fellow IT assistant Rick Vance did out of office hours.



"He's a little bit boring," Mr Hayes explained. "But I have to work next to him five days a week, so I pretend I am interested in his life.

"When he started banging on about shopping for a new sofa and visiting his mum, I turned away and pretended I was reading an important email."

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But Mr Vance was unaware that Mr Hayes had zoned out. "He's a smashing guy," said Mr Vance, 25. "We get on really well.

"We keep saying how we should meet up for a beer, but it hasn't happened for some reason."

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