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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9325, 1, '2018-08-08 08:33:00', '2018-08-08 08:33:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/seagull.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/seagull.jpg" alt="seagull" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7265" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A rogue seagull ripped off a man\'s right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the fearsome bird mistook the man\'s exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the man - who has not been named - dozed on his patio in his detached home near Ipswich, the seagull swooped from the sky, and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle.\r\n\r\nHe woke screaming in agony, and saw the bird flying away with one of his \'crown jewels\' wedged in its yellow beak.\r\n\r\nHis wife called an ambulance, and staff at Ipswich Hospital\'s accident and emergency department had to patch him up, and give him a course of antibiotics to prevent infection.\r\n\r\nA hospital source said: "Nobody could quite believe it when the poor chap was brought in. There was a lot of blood and he was in agony, but he will feel better in a few weeks.\r\n\r\n"The injury is not life threatening, and tests have confirmed that his remaining testicle is still in working order, so he will be able to have children."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for research group Seagull Watch International confirmed that seagulls often feed on the eggs of small birds.\r\n\r\n"Eggs are full of protein - it\'s why we eat them, after all. Gulls will often steal other birds\' eggs, so it is unfortunate for this man that his private parts resembled a couple of eggs in a nest.\r\n\r\n"It was no doubt a young adult gull that is still learning to be independent.\r\n\r\n"This is the first time we have heard of such an attack in the UK, and it is probably a one-off event, but just in case this particular seagull has now got a taste for \'men\'s eggs\', we would recommend putting some shorts on while sunbathing at home."\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital refused to name the seagull victim, or even pass on an interview request from the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nThe incident happened in the same area where a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/squirrel-man-testicle/">squirrel ripped off a man\'s testicle</a> as he dozed on World Naked Gardening Day.\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Seagull rips off man\'s testicle as he sunbathes naked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7264-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-08 08:33:00', '2018-08-08 08:33:00', '', 7264, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7264-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9327, 1, '2018-08-08 13:24:12', '2018-08-08 13:24:12', '<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA jealous woman was caught breaking into a Suffolk farmhouse to steal the secret recipe for an award-winning homemade chutney, a court heard yesterday.</strong>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Norfolk, was jealous of Lorraine Fisher\'s success with her tasty chutney at country fayres and Women\'s Institute shows.\r\n\r\nSpratt\'s own pickles, which used to be the talk of East Anglia, had failed to win any prizes for five years, and she was determined to get hold of 34-year-old Ms Fisher\'s ingredients, Ipswich Crown Court was told.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a><center><em>Spratt: accused of attempted theft of award-winning chutney recipe</center></em>\r\n\r\nTimothy Simpkins, prosecuting, told the shocked courtroom: "Ms Fisher, 34, had just retired to bed when she heard a loud crash. She ran down to the kitchen where she found the accused headfirst in the swing bin, having climbed through the window above and fallen down.\r\n\r\n"Her legs were waving about and there were muffled screams as Spratt had evidently got her head stuck in a chicken carcass.\r\n\r\n"Rather than help her out, Ms Fisher called <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/">Suffolk police</a>, who arrived within 25 minutes to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"Spratt admitted to officers at the scene that she had walked to Suffolk from her hovel in Dereham and simply wanted to see the award-winning chutney recipe. She was visibly upset, although police believed it was an act.\r\n\r\n"They insisted Spratt, who used to be a cook, was now a seasoned criminal."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg" alt="chutney" width="350" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2014" /></a><center><em>Tangy treat: One of Ms Fisher\'s (34) celebrated chutneys</center></em>\r\n\r\nHowever, Marigold Cross, for Spratt, said her client denied breaking and entering and the attempted theft of a chutney recipe.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Miss Spratt was simply out for a pleasant evening stroll and got a bit lost. She knows her Norfolk landscape well but got disoriented south of the border in Suffolk. She was simply seeking help when she spotted this farmhouse.\r\n\r\n"Miss Spratt produces splendid chutney and jams of her own, and there is no need for her to steal a recipe from Ms Fisher, 34. I know it looks suspicious because 34-year-old Lorraine Fisher has won so many prizes and she is my client\'s arch-rival, but this is all an unfortunate coincidence."\r\n\r\nMrs Cross told the jury that Miss Spratt lived with her brother and their ten children near Dereham in Norfolk, and being found guilty would cause great hardship to the family. "There would be no-one left to grow and look after their turnips," she said.\r\n\r\nJudge John Dredd is due to hear closing speeches tomorrow. The case continues.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Woman \'tried to steal recipe for prize-winning chutney\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2013-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-08 13:24:12', '2018-08-08 13:24:12', '', 2013, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9328, 1, '2018-08-08 12:35:10', '2018-08-08 12:35:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cannabis-butter-e1533735790121.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cannabis-butter-e1533735790121.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9331" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>How to make cannabis butter? You must have heard that cannabis butter is beneficial to health. In fact, in some parts of the country, its manufacturing and distribution have been legalized. A large number of chefs love making cannabis butter considering it a must ingredient of lunches and dinners.</strong>\r\n\r\nDespite the fact that you have heard about its disadvantages, experts reveal that cannabis butter or weed is good for both body and mind. It boosts your performance, keeps your body active, and improves your mental capabilities to an extent. If you had been looking for a cannabutter recipe, then here we in collaboration with <a href="https://bestpot.ca/">bestpot.ca</a> have shared some steps for you to have a better understanding.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 1 - Decarboxylation</strong>\r\nYou should decarboxylate the butter and weed to get desired results. In order to make cannabis butter or marijuana-infused butter, you should apply heat to cannabis for several minutes. This process is called decarboxylation. It will activate the chemicals, THC, in the cannabis and you will able to obtain the butter without compromising on quality or taste. Usually, chefs recommend to heat the oven up to 250 degrees and place cannabis plant in it for several minutes. Baking for forty minutes would be great. While heating and baking, you should make sure that the cannabis becomes crumbly and dry. It is when you have to add it to the oil or butter of desire.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 2 - Saucepan & proportions</strong>\r\nHow to make cannabutter? In the next step, you should take some water in a small saucepan and boil it for some minutes. Add some marijuana into it and make sure it floats about 2.2 inches from the bottom of your saucepan. When the water will begin boiling, you should let butter to melt. Give it several moments or minutes to get melted properly. Ideally, you can use four to five sticks of butter in one ounce of weed or marijuana.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 3 - Melting and mixing</strong>\r\nOnce you see that the butter has been melted, you should begin adding marijuana and let it settle for some time. Turn the heat off when the weed is added in a low proportion. If you will let it cook for some hours, weed will get properly adjusted in the butter. Keep cooking until you have obtained a thick and mouth-watering thing.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 4 – Bowl</strong>\r\nWhen the butter and cannabis fully settle with each other in the saucepan, you should transfer them to one of your heatproof bowls. Most often, chefs use plastic food containers for weed butter. You can do the same but make sure a thick layer of cheese has become visible on the top. You may wrap it with a plastic wrapper to be ensured of hygiene.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 5 - Straining</strong>\r\nStaining is one of the most important steps. You should stain your weed butter for some minutes in the bowl. During this process, you should not spill it at any cost. In the next step, you will have to squeeze out the butter.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 6 - Cooling & freezing</strong>\r\nHow to make weed butter? Cooling and freezing are one of the major steps to take into consideration. You should let the butter cool down for some hours. Ideally, you can place it in the refrigerator and let the butter rise to the top layer of the plate or bowl. It should transform into a solid form, and the presence of THC means you have not compromised on the quality.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 7 - Rolling</strong>\r\nTake a sharp knife and run it carefully around the edges so that the butter looks beautiful. Remove all of the cooking oil or water from its surface, and the weed butter will be ready to serve.\r\n\r\n<strong>Interesting benefits of cannabis butter</strong>\r\nThere are a lot of <a href="https://www.lifetipspro.com/benefits-of-medical-marijuana-health/">benefits of marijuana butter</a>, and doctors always recommend it to their patients depending on their disease status and health condition. From a medicinal point of view, it is edible and promotes good health. You may use it to manage depression, anxiety and other problems. Plus, it is good for cancer and HIV/AIDS patients. Experts indicate that cannabis butter is good for people with memory loss, malaria, and other similar issues. However, you should not use it without the recommendation of your doctor. In addition, it helps manage seizures and soothes your nerves. Studies indicate that cannabis butter regulates the blood flow in the body and helps women get the flawless and adorable skin.\r\n\r\nIt is the dream of every lady to have beautiful and shining skin. For this purpose, they use different cosmetics and spend a lot on beauty products. However, if you opt for cannabis butter or weed, you will get a lot of benefits in a short time, meaning you will not have to spend anything on your beauty products and can save a lot of money while maintaining your beauty and grace.\r\nA plethora of researches shows that marijuana’s compounds help prevents cancer and other chronic diseases. With the passage of time, every two out of 1000 people suffer from cancer or HIV/AIDS. These are the two most dangerous diseases that may take the life instantly or within days. The regular consumption of marijuana or cannabis butter is good for such patients. However, you should not use any of these products without the recommendation and advice of your doctor. The chance is that your current stage of cancer does not permit you to consume cannabis butter or to smoke weed.\r\n\r\nIt is considered a good alternative to painkillers and regulates your sleeping habits to an extent. If you have been using medicines because you are unable to sleep well at night, you might be asked to rely on cannabis butter or weed for some days. Similarly, if you have pain in some part of your body or are suffering from the joint problem, the chance is that your doctor will diagnose the disease and recommend cannabis or medical marijuana.\r\n\r\n<strong>Conclusion</strong>\r\nIt is enough to prove that making cannabis butter is good not only for you but also for your family. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9329, 1, '2018-08-08 13:36:33', '2018-08-08 13:36:33', 'How to make cannabis butter? You must have heard that cannabis butter is beneficial to health. In fact, in some parts of the country, its manufacturing and distribution have been legalized. A large number of chefs love making cannabis butter considering it a must ingredient of lunches and dinners.\r\n\r\nDespite the fact that you have heard about its disadvantages, experts reveal that cannabis butter or weed is good for both body and mind. It boosts your performance, keeps your body active, and improves your mental capabilities to an extent. If you had been looking for a cannabutter recipe, then here we in collaboration with bestpot.ca have shared some steps for you to have a better understanding.\r\n\r\nStep 1 - Decarboxylation\r\nYou should decarboxylate the butter and weed to get desired results. In order to make cannabis butter or marijuana-infused butter, you should apply heat to cannabis for several minutes. This process is called decarboxylation. It will activate the chemicals, THC, in the cannabis and you will able to obtain the butter without compromising on quality or taste. Usually, chefs recommend to heat the oven up to 250 degrees and place cannabis plant in it for several minutes. Baking for forty minutes would be great. While heating and baking, you should make sure that the cannabis becomes crumbly and dry. It is when you have to add it to the oil or butter of desire.\r\nStep 2 - Saucepan & Proportions\r\nHow to make cannabutter? In the next step, you should take some water in a small saucepan and boil it for some minutes. Add some marijuana into it and make sure it floats about 2.2 inches from the bottom of your saucepan. When the water will begin boiling, you should let butter to melt. Give it several moments or minutes to get melted properly. Ideally, you can use four to five sticks of butter in one ounce of weed or marijuana.\r\nStep 3 - Melting and Mixing\r\nOnce you see that the butter has been melted, you should begin adding marijuana and let it settle for some time. Turn the heat off when the weed is added in a low proportion. If you will let it cook for some hours, weed will get properly adjusted in the butter. Keep cooking until you have obtained a thick and mouth-watering thing.\r\nStep 4 – Bowl\r\nWhen the butter and cannabis fully settle with each other in the saucepan, you should transfer them to one of your heatproof bowls. Most often, chefs use plastic food containers for weed butter. You can do the same but make sure a thick layer of cheese has become visible on the top. You may wrap it with a plastic wrapper to be ensured of hygiene.\r\nStep 5 - Straining\r\nStaining is one of the most important steps. You should stain your weed butter for some minutes in the bowl. During this process, you should not spill it at any cost. In the next step, you will have to squeeze out the butter.\r\nStep 6 - Cooling & Freezing\r\nHow to make weed butter? Cooling and freezing are one of the major steps to take into consideration. You should let the butter cool down for some hours. Ideally, you can place it in the refrigerator and let the butter rise to the top layer of the plate or bowl. It should transform into a solid form, and the presence of THC means you have not compromised on the quality.\r\nStep 7 - Rolling\r\nTake a sharp knife and run it carefully around the edges so that the butter looks beautiful. Remove all of the cooking oil or water from its surface, and the weed butter will be ready to serve.\r\nInteresting Benefits of Cannabis Butter\r\nThere are a lot of benefits of marijuana butter, and doctors always recommend it to their patients depending on their disease status and health condition. From a medicinal point of view, it is edible and promotes good health. You may use it to manage depression, anxiety and other problems. Plus, it is good for cancer and HIV/AIDS patients. Experts indicate that cannabis butter is good for people with memory loss, malaria, and other similar issues. However, you should not use it without the recommendation of your doctor. In addition, it helps manage seizures and soothes your nerves. Studies indicate that cannabis butter regulates the blood flow in the body and helps women get the flawless and adorable skin.\r\nIt is the dream of every lady to have beautiful and shining skin. For this purpose, they use different cosmetics and spend a lot on beauty products. However, if you opt for cannabis butter or weed, you will get a lot of benefits in a short time, meaning you will not have to spend anything on your beauty products and can save a lot of money while maintaining your beauty and grace.\r\nA plethora of researches shows that marijuana’s compounds help prevents cancer and other chronic diseases. With the passage of time, every two out of 1000 people suffer from cancer or HIV/AIDS. These are the two most dangerous diseases that may take the life instantly or within days. The regular consumption of marijuana or cannabis butter is good for such patients. However, you should not use any of these products without the recommendation and advice of your doctor. The chance is that your current stage of cancer does not permit you to consume cannabis butter or to smoke weed.\r\nIt is considered a good alternative to painkillers and regulates your sleeping habits to an extent. If you have been using medicines because you are unable to sleep well at night, you might be asked to rely on cannabis butter or weed for some days. Similarly, if you have pain in some part of your body or are suffering from the joint problem, the chance is that your doctor will diagnose the disease and recommend cannabis or medical marijuana.\r\nConclusion\r\nIt is enough to prove that making cannabis butter is good not only for you but also for your family. If you are a working woman or a businessman, you can definitely try making it at home as it won’t take a lot of time.\r\n', 'Steps to make cannabis butter (cannabutter) in your kitchen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9328-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-08 13:36:33', '2018-08-08 13:36:33', '', 9328, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9328-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9330, 1, '2018-08-08 13:37:17', '2018-08-08 13:37:17', '<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA jealous woman was caught breaking into a Suffolk farmhouse to steal the secret recipe for an award-winning homemade chutney, a court heard yesterday.</strong>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Norfolk, was jealous of Lorraine Fisher\'s success with her tasty chutney at country fayres and Women\'s Institute shows.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpratt\'s own pickles, which used to be the talk of East Anglia, had failed to win any prizes for five years, and she was determined to get hold of 34-year-old Ms Fisher\'s ingredients, Ipswich Crown Court was told.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a><center><em>Spratt: accused of attempted theft of award-winning chutney recipe</center></em>\r\n\r\nTimothy Simpkins, prosecuting, told the shocked courtroom: "Ms Fisher, 34, had just retired to bed when she heard a loud crash. She ran down to the kitchen where she found the accused headfirst in the swing bin, having climbed through the window above and fallen down.\r\n\r\n"Her legs were waving about and there were muffled screams as Spratt had evidently got her head stuck in a chicken carcass.\r\n\r\n"Rather than help her out, Ms Fisher called <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/">Suffolk police</a>, who arrived within 25 minutes to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"Spratt admitted to officers at the scene that she had walked to Suffolk from her hovel in Dereham and simply wanted to see the award-winning chutney recipe. She was visibly upset, although police believed it was an act.\r\n\r\n"They insisted Spratt, who used to be a cook, was now a seasoned criminal."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg" alt="chutney" width="350" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2014" /></a><center><em>Tangy treat: One of Ms Fisher\'s (34) celebrated chutneys</center></em>\r\n\r\nHowever, Marigold Cross, for Spratt, said her client denied breaking and entering and the attempted theft of a chutney recipe.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Miss Spratt was simply out for a pleasant evening stroll and got a bit lost. She knows her Norfolk landscape well but got disoriented south of the border in Suffolk. She was simply seeking help when she spotted this farmhouse.\r\n\r\n"Miss Spratt produces splendid chutney and jams of her own, and there is no need for her to steal a recipe from Ms Fisher, 34. I know it looks suspicious because 34-year-old Lorraine Fisher has won so many prizes and she is my client\'s arch-rival, but this is all an unfortunate coincidence."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Cross told the jury that Miss Spratt lived with her brother and their ten children near Dereham in Norfolk, and being found guilty would cause great hardship to the family. "There would be no-one left to grow and look after their turnips," she said.\r\n\r\nJudge John Dredd is due to hear closing speeches tomorrow. The case continues.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Woman \'tried to steal recipe for prize-winning chutney\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2013-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-08 13:37:17', '2018-08-08 13:37:17', '', 2013, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9331, 1, '2018-08-08 13:42:42', '2018-08-08 13:42:42', '', 'cannabis butter', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cannabis-butter', '', '', '2018-08-08 13:42:42', '2018-08-08 13:42:42', '', 9328, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cannabis-butter.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9332, 1, '2018-08-08 13:46:08', '2018-08-08 13:46:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cannabis-butter-e1533735790121.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cannabis-butter-e1533735790121.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9331" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>How to make cannabis butter? You must have heard that cannabis butter is beneficial to health. In fact, in some parts of the country, its manufacturing and distribution have been legalized. A large number of chefs love making cannabis butter considering it a must ingredient of lunches and dinners.</strong>\r\n\r\nDespite the fact that you have heard about its disadvantages, experts reveal that cannabis butter or weed is good for both body and mind. It boosts your performance, keeps your body active, and improves your mental capabilities to an extent. If you had been looking for a cannabutter recipe, then here we in collaboration with <a href="https://bestpot.ca/">bestpot.ca</a> have shared some steps for you to have a better understanding.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 1 - Decarboxylation</strong>\r\nYou should decarboxylate the butter and weed to get desired results. In order to make cannabis butter or marijuana-infused butter, you should apply heat to cannabis for several minutes. This process is called decarboxylation. It will activate the chemicals, THC, in the cannabis and you will able to obtain the butter without compromising on quality or taste. Usually, chefs recommend to heat the oven up to 250 degrees and place cannabis plant in it for several minutes. Baking for forty minutes would be great. While heating and baking, you should make sure that the cannabis becomes crumbly and dry. It is when you have to add it to the oil or butter of desire.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 2 - Saucepan & proportions</strong>\r\nHow to make cannabutter? In the next step, you should take some water in a small saucepan and boil it for some minutes. Add some marijuana into it and make sure it floats about 2.2 inches from the bottom of your saucepan. When the water will begin boiling, you should let butter to melt. Give it several moments or minutes to get melted properly. Ideally, you can use four to five sticks of butter in one ounce of weed or marijuana.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 3 - Melting and mixing</strong>\r\nOnce you see that the butter has been melted, you should begin adding marijuana and let it settle for some time. Turn the heat off when the weed is added in a low proportion. If you will let it cook for some hours, weed will get properly adjusted in the butter. Keep cooking until you have obtained a thick and mouth-watering thing.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 4 – Bowl</strong>\r\nWhen the butter and cannabis fully settle with each other in the saucepan, you should transfer them to one of your heatproof bowls. Most often, chefs use plastic food containers for weed butter. You can do the same but make sure a thick layer of cheese has become visible on the top. You may wrap it with a plastic wrapper to be ensured of hygiene.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 5 - Straining</strong>\r\nStaining is one of the most important steps. You should stain your weed butter for some minutes in the bowl. During this process, you should not spill it at any cost. In the next step, you will have to squeeze out the butter.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 6 - Cooling & freezing</strong>\r\nHow to make weed butter? Cooling and freezing are one of the major steps to take into consideration. You should let the butter cool down for some hours. Ideally, you can place it in the refrigerator and let the butter rise to the top layer of the plate or bowl. It should transform into a solid form, and the presence of THC means you have not compromised on the quality.\r\n\r\n<strong>Step 7 - Rolling</strong>\r\nTake a sharp knife and run it carefully around the edges so that the butter looks beautiful. Remove all of the cooking oil or water from its surface, and the weed butter will be ready to serve.\r\n\r\n<strong>Interesting benefits of cannabis butter</strong>\r\nThere are a lot of <a href="https://www.lifetipspro.com/benefits-of-medical-marijuana-health/">benefits of marijuana butter</a>, and doctors always recommend it to their patients depending on their disease status and health condition. From a medicinal point of view, it is edible and promotes good health. You may use it to manage depression, anxiety and other problems. Plus, it is good for cancer and HIV/AIDS patients. Experts indicate that cannabis butter is good for people with memory loss, malaria, and other similar issues. However, you should not use it without the recommendation of your doctor. In addition, it helps manage seizures and soothes your nerves. Studies indicate that cannabis butter regulates the blood flow in the body and helps women get the flawless and adorable skin.\r\n\r\nIt is the dream of every lady to have beautiful and shining skin. For this purpose, they use different cosmetics and spend a lot on beauty products. However, if you opt for cannabis butter or weed, you will get a lot of benefits in a short time, meaning you will not have to spend anything on your beauty products and can save a lot of money while maintaining your beauty and grace.\r\nA plethora of researches shows that marijuana’s compounds help prevents cancer and other chronic diseases. With the passage of time, every two out of 1000 people suffer from cancer or HIV/AIDS. These are the two most dangerous diseases that may take the life instantly or within days. The regular consumption of marijuana or cannabis butter is good for such patients. However, you should not use any of these products without the recommendation and advice of your doctor. The chance is that your current stage of cancer does not permit you to consume cannabis butter or to smoke weed.\r\n\r\nIt is considered a good alternative to painkillers and regulates your sleeping habits to an extent. If you have been using medicines because you are unable to sleep well at night, you might be asked to rely on cannabis butter or weed for some days. Similarly, if you have pain in some part of your body or are suffering from the joint problem, the chance is that your doctor will diagnose the disease and recommend cannabis or medical marijuana.\r\n\r\n<strong>Conclusion</strong>\r\nIt is enough to prove that making cannabis butter is good not only for you but also for your family. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9333, 1, '2018-08-09 09:09:33', '2018-08-09 09:09:33', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/bank-robbers-e1533804787573.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/bank-robbers-e1533804787573.jpg" alt="Boris Johnson&#039;s colonic irrigation" width="700" height="392" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9334" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A health care agency has sent two different members of staff to Boris Johnson\'s home for his weekly colonic irrigation treatment.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe ladies were pictured arriving this morning holding objects that they intended to insert up the former foreign secretary\'s rectum.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSome say Mr Johnson needs weekly colonic irrigation because he\'s so full of sh*t.\r\n\r\nBut after his latest outburst about women in burkas looking like bank robbers and postboxes, it seems he\'s in for a particularly hair-raising session today.\r\n\r\nAn insider at R C Pipe Health Ltd revealed the two women had specifically asked to attend to Mr Johnson.\r\n\r\n"They normally work in our pedicure department, but for some reason they were very keen to give colonic irrigation a go today.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not sure why they took two rather large umbrellas with them.\r\n\r\n"It must be because it\'s hot."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Johnson has not been seen since the ladies entered through his rear entrance.\r\n\r\nNeighbour Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I was quite surprised when they arrived because the other two health workers have been attending to Mr Johnson for years.\r\n\r\n"I\'m sure everything\'s fine, but I did hear a rather alarming scream a short while ago.\r\n\r\n"Perhaps nobody told these woman it\'s bad luck to open umbrellas indoors?"\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Two strangers arrive to perform Boris Johnson\'s weekly colonic irrigation', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'boris-johnson-burka', '', '', '2018-08-09 09:09:33', '2018-08-09 09:09:33', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9333', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9335, 1, '2018-08-09 09:09:33', '2018-08-09 09:09:33', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/bank-robbers-e1533804787573.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/bank-robbers-e1533804787573.jpg" alt="Boris Johnson&#039;s colonic irrigation" width="700" height="392" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9334" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A health care agency has sent two different members of staff to Boris Johnson\'s home for his weekly colonic irrigation treatment.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe ladies were pictured arriving this morning holding objects that they intended to insert up the former foreign secretary\'s rectum.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSome say Mr Johnson needs weekly colonic irrigation because he\'s so full of sh*t.\r\n\r\nBut after his latest outburst about women in burkas looking like bank robbers and postboxes, it seems he\'s in for a particularly hair-raising session today.\r\n\r\nAn insider at R C Pipe Health Ltd revealed the two women had specifically asked to attend to Mr Johnson.\r\n\r\n"They normally work in our pedicure department, but for some reason they were very keen to give colonic irrigation a go today.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not sure why they took two rather large umbrellas with them.\r\n\r\n"It must be because it\'s hot."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Johnson has not been seen since the ladies entered through his rear entrance.\r\n\r\nNeighbour Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I was quite surprised when they arrived because the other two health workers have been attending to Mr Johnson for years.\r\n\r\n"I\'m sure everything\'s fine, but I did hear a rather alarming scream a short while ago.\r\n\r\n"Perhaps nobody told these woman it\'s bad luck to open umbrellas indoors?"\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Two strangers arrive to perform Boris Johnson\'s weekly colonic irrigation', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9333-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-09 09:09:33', '2018-08-09 09:09:33', '', 9333, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9333-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9336, 1, '2018-08-09 09:22:09', '2018-08-09 09:22:09', '<strong>By Courtney Pike, Fishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson tests new ingredients for his fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd.\r\n\r\nCompanies House records show the chain turned over £3.1 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson and company director Ian Luscombe, who is also named as a non-executive director of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-treacle-mine/" target="_blank">Suffolk treacle mine</a>.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro-Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the European Union have been exposed, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum and stay in Europe."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting."\r\n\r\nOur story seems to confirm many alleged sightings of Mr Johnson near fish and chip shops in east Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-09 09:22:09', '2018-08-09 09:22:09', '', 3021, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9341, 1, '2018-08-10 08:43:26', '2018-08-10 08:43:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-james-bond.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-james-bond.jpg" alt="Jameela Bond" width="960" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9342" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The name\'s Bond, Jameela Bond.</strong>\r\n\r\nJames Bond is to be replaced by a burka-wearing Muslim woman as producers look to reflect modern Britain.\r\n\r\nThe switch to Jammela Bond is perfect for a top secret agent because mad criminals trying to take over the world would never know her identity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBond producer Barbara Broccoli is now scouring talent agencies looking for an athletic woman in a burka who can drive fast cars and flirt with Miss Moneypenny.\r\n\r\nThe news comes as British black actor Idris Elba was again being tipped to take over the coveted <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/james-bond-film-trectre/">James Bond role</a> when Daniel Craig hangs up his pistol.\r\n\r\nWhile most people have welcomed the change to a Muslim woman, agreeing it\'s a perfect reflection of Britain\'s diversity, some are not so pleased.\r\n\r\nNearly 50 Daily Mail readers were hospitalised this morning after choking on their cornflakes.\r\n\r\nAnd Boris Johnson has claimed the move will make the film franchise "a laughing-stock".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifty-shades-grey-film-premiers-aldeburgh/">Suffolk film critic</a> Lorraine Fisher, 34, said the switch to Jameela Bond would transform the character originally created by Ian Fleming.\r\n\r\n"There\'s been arguments that James Bond should be played by a black man, a Muslim or woman.\r\n\r\n"Nobody saw this one coming, but making the agent a Muslim woman in a burka is brilliant."\r\n\r\nBosses hope to have signed up the new Jameela Bond soon.\r\n\r\nAnd they will then begin work on the next film, a remake of the classic <em>For Your Eyes Only</em>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'New James Bond to be played by Muslim woman in a burka', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'new-james-bond-to-be-played-by-muslim-woman-in-a-burka', '', '', '2018-08-10 08:45:29', '2018-08-10 08:45:29', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9341', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9343, 1, '2018-08-10 08:43:26', '2018-08-10 08:43:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-james-bond.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-james-bond.jpg" alt="Jameela Bond" width="960" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9342" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The name\'s Bond, Jameela Bond.</strong>\r\n\r\nJames Bond is to be replaced by a burka-wearing Muslim woman as producers look to reflect modern Britain.\r\n\r\nThe switch to Jammela Bond is perfect for a top secret agent because mad criminals trying to take over the world would never know her identity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBond producer Barbara Broccoli is now scouring talent agencies looking for an athletic woman in a burka who can drive fast cars and flirt with Miss Moneypenny.\r\n\r\nThe news comes as British black actor Idris Elba was again being tipped to take over the coveted <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/james-bond-film-trectre/">James Bond role</a> when Daniel Craig hangs up his pistol.\r\n\r\nWhile most people have welcomed the change to a Muslim woman, agreeing it\'s a perfect reflection of Britain\'s diversity, some are not so pleased.\r\n\r\nNearly 50 Daily Mail readers were hospitalised this morning after choking on their cornflakes.\r\n\r\nAnd Boris Johnson has claimed the move will make the film franchise "a laughing-stock".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifty-shades-grey-film-premiers-aldeburgh/">Suffolk film critic</a> Lorraine Fisher, 34, said the switch to Jameela Bond would transform the character originally created by Ian Fleming.\r\n\r\n"There\'s been one arguments that James Bond should be played by a black man, a Muslim and a woman.\r\n\r\n"Nobody saw this one coming, but making the agent a Muslim woman in a burka is brilliant."\r\n\r\nBosses hope to have signed up the new Jameela Bond soon.\r\n\r\nAnd they will then begin work on the next film, a remake of the classic <em>For Your Eyes Only</em>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'New James Bond to be played by Muslim woman in a burka', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9341-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-10 08:43:26', '2018-08-10 08:43:26', '', 9341, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9341-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9345, 1, '2018-08-10 08:45:29', '2018-08-10 08:45:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-james-bond.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-james-bond.jpg" alt="Jameela Bond" width="960" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9342" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The name\'s Bond, Jameela Bond.</strong>\r\n\r\nJames Bond is to be replaced by a burka-wearing Muslim woman as producers look to reflect modern Britain.\r\n\r\nThe switch to Jammela Bond is perfect for a top secret agent because mad criminals trying to take over the world would never know her identity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBond producer Barbara Broccoli is now scouring talent agencies looking for an athletic woman in a burka who can drive fast cars and flirt with Miss Moneypenny.\r\n\r\nThe news comes as British black actor Idris Elba was again being tipped to take over the coveted <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/james-bond-film-trectre/">James Bond role</a> when Daniel Craig hangs up his pistol.\r\n\r\nWhile most people have welcomed the change to a Muslim woman, agreeing it\'s a perfect reflection of Britain\'s diversity, some are not so pleased.\r\n\r\nNearly 50 Daily Mail readers were hospitalised this morning after choking on their cornflakes.\r\n\r\nAnd Boris Johnson has claimed the move will make the film franchise "a laughing-stock".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifty-shades-grey-film-premiers-aldeburgh/">Suffolk film critic</a> Lorraine Fisher, 34, said the switch to Jameela Bond would transform the character originally created by Ian Fleming.\r\n\r\n"There\'s been arguments that James Bond should be played by a black man, a Muslim or woman.\r\n\r\n"Nobody saw this one coming, but making the agent a Muslim woman in a burka is brilliant."\r\n\r\nBosses hope to have signed up the new Jameela Bond soon.\r\n\r\nAnd they will then begin work on the next film, a remake of the classic <em>For Your Eyes Only</em>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'New James Bond to be played by Muslim woman in a burka', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9341-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-10 08:45:29', '2018-08-10 08:45:29', '', 9341, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9341-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9347, 1, '2018-08-11 10:31:23', '2018-08-11 10:31:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Large.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Large.jpg" alt="" width="1360" height="765" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9348" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Football fans will today pay a unique and emotional tribute to comedy legend Barry Chuckle, who died last week aged 73.</strong>\r\n\r\nBarry was a life president at his hometown club Rotherham United, and today the Chuckle Brothers\' catchphrase will be chanted loud and clear between Rotherham and visiting Ipswich Town supporters.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDuring the 73rd minute, no matter what the score is or how exciting the game is, Rotherham fans will shout: "TO ME", and the 2,000 Ipswich supporters will respond with "TO YOU".\r\n\r\nThis will carry on for the whole minute in recognition of The Chuckle Brothers\' famous catchline, which was usually accompanied with a plank of wood.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is proud to be an Ipswich fan on a day when football comes together and supporters can do their bit to honour a great man.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/FXCi2-6Wwo8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nIt\'s not clear if his brother Paul will be attending the game.\r\n\r\nRIP Barry Chuckle, although we still hope Ipswich come away with three points today.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFootball fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "A whole generation of people have grown and found it impossible not to say, \'To me, to you\', when carrying something with a friend.\r\n\r\n"Well done to Rotherham and Ipswich fans for this moving tribute, and we all look forward to seeing videos of it afterwards."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Rotherham and Ipswich Town fans in unique Barry Chuckle tribute', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'rotherham-and-ipswich-town-fans-in-unique-barry-chuckle-tribute', '', '', '2018-08-11 10:31:23', '2018-08-11 10:31:23', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9347', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9348, 1, '2018-08-11 10:07:47', '2018-08-11 10:07:47', '', 'Large', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'large', '', '', '2018-08-11 10:07:47', '2018-08-11 10:07:47', '', 9347, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Large.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9349, 1, '2018-08-11 10:31:23', '2018-08-11 10:31:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Large.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Large.jpg" alt="" width="1360" height="765" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9348" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Football fans will today pay a unique and emotional tribute to comedy legend Barry Chuckle, who died last week aged 73.</strong>\r\n\r\nBarry was a life president at his hometown club Rotherham United, and today the Chuckle Brothers\' catchphrase will be chanted loud and clear between Rotherham and visiting Ipswich Town supporters.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDuring the 73rd minute, no matter what the score is or how exciting the game is, Rotherham fans will shout: "TO ME", and the 2,000 Ipswich supporters will respond with "TO YOU".\r\n\r\nThis will carry on for the whole minute in recognition of The Chuckle Brothers\' famous catchline, which was usually accompanied with a plank of wood.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is proud to be an Ipswich fan on a day when football comes together and supporters can do their bit to honour a great man.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/FXCi2-6Wwo8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nIt\'s not clear if his brother Paul will be attending the game.\r\n\r\nRIP Barry Chuckle, although we still hope Ipswich come away with three points today.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFootball fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "A whole generation of people have grown and found it impossible not to say, \'To me, to you\', when carrying something with a friend.\r\n\r\n"Well done to Rotherham and Ipswich fans for this moving tribute, and we all look forward to seeing videos of it afterwards."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Rotherham and Ipswich Town fans in unique Barry Chuckle tribute', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9347-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-11 10:31:23', '2018-08-11 10:31:23', '', 9347, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9347-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9350, 1, '2018-08-11 10:33:06', '2018-08-11 10:33:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Large.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Large.jpg" alt="" width="1360" height="765" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9348" /></a>\n\n<strong>Football fans will today pay a unique and emotional tribute to comedy legend Barry Chuckle, who died last week aged 73.</strong>\n\nBarry was a life president at his hometown club Rotherham United, and today the Chuckle Brothers\' catchphrase will be chanted loud and clear between Rotherham and visiting Ipswich Town supporters.\n\n\n\nDuring the 73rd minute, no matter what the score is or how exciting the game is, Rotherham fans will shout: "TO ME", and the 2,000 Ipswich supporters will respond with "TO YOU".\n\nThis will carry on for the whole minute in recognition of The Chuckle Brothers\' famous catchline, which was usually accompanied by a plank of wood.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette is proud to be an Ipswich fan on a day when football comes together and supporters can do their bit to honour a great man.\n\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/FXCi2-6Wwo8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\n\nIt\'s not clear if his brother Paul will be attending the game.\n\nRIP Barry Chuckle, although we still hope Ipswich come away with three points today.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nFootball fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "A whole generation of people have grown and found it impossible not to say, \'To me, to you\', when carrying something with a friend.\n\n"Well done to Rotherham and Ipswich fans for this moving tribute, and we all look forward to seeing videos of it afterwards."\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Rotherham and Ipswich Town fans in unique Barry Chuckle tribute', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9347-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-11 10:33:06', '2018-08-11 10:33:06', '', 9347, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9347-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9351, 1, '2018-08-11 15:06:23', '2018-08-11 15:06:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/motorhome-e1505132394691.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/motorhome-e1505132394691.jpg" alt="Motorhome" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7478" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA woman crashed her new luxury motorhome at 40mph after putting on the cruise control and getting up to make a cup of tea, a court heard today.</strong>\r\n\r\nDawn Spencer-Smith had spent £45,000 on the second-hand van and was driving it for the first time when the accident happened.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIpswich magistrates heard how Spencer-Smith, 62, of Cretingham, near Ipswich had spent her life savings on the four-year-old, four-berth vehicle.\r\n\r\nBut two days later it was written off when it veered out of control and hit a tree on the B1084 road to Orford.\r\n\r\nPleading guilty to careless and reckless driving, Spencer Smith, a retired librarian, stunned magistrates by saying she had been confused by what cruise control actually meant.\r\n\r\n"I thought it was like an autopilot that you get on airplanes," she said.\r\n\r\n"I turned it on at what I thought was a sensible 40mph, then stepped away from the driver seat into the back of the motorhome to make a cup of tea.\r\n\r\n"I presumed that cruise control worked with the sat nav to negotiate the roads safely. Imagine my surprise when, no sooner had I flicked the switch on the kettle that we hit a tree at 40mph. Luckily I was unhurt because I was thrown on to the sofa.\r\n\r\n"Police came and were shocked when I said my cruise control must have gone wrong. I now realise I made a terrible mistake, and am just grateful I or anybody else was not killed."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMagistrates told Spencer-Smith she was lucky to be alive, banned her from driving for 12 months and fined her £1,200 plus prosecution costs.\r\n\r\nShe refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court.\r\n\r\nBut a neighbour said: "I remember the day she brought the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/motorhome-toilet/">motorhome</a> back from the showroom - she was very proud of it in her driveway, and told me it had a kitchen, shower room, a fully-fitted bedroom - and all mod cons.\r\n\r\n"Next day she drove off in it saying she was going to Orford on her first day trip.\r\n\r\n"We never saw the motorhome again."\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman said they advised drivers of all new vehicles check over the driving manuals carefully before <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/anusol-a140/">taking to the road</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Woman crashed motorhome using cruise control while making cup of tea', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7477-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-11 15:06:23', '2018-08-11 15:06:23', '', 7477, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7477-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9352, 1, '2018-08-12 17:16:26', '2018-08-12 17:16:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/greater-anglia-new-service-e1534091055645.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/greater-anglia-new-service-e1534091055645.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia new train" width="800" height="496" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9353" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has launched a new hi-tech commuter rail service which promises to be its most reliable ever.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-fire train company has begun a novel peak-time service between Ipswich and London Liverpool Street, stopping at Colchester.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt features a single train carriage strapped to the back of a lorry, which sets off from Ipswich station at 5.30am.\r\n\r\nThe \'train\' then heads down the A12, round the M25 and into east London to Liverpool Street via the A13, arriving at 10am.\r\n\r\nService levels are said to be "excellent", with no reliability issues with trains breaking down.\r\n\r\nAnd the only signal problems encountered so far was when the traffic lights at the end of Burrell Road turned red just as the lorry was approaching.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of Greater Anglia\'s innovations department, said: "Our customers have been telling us for years that our trains are unreliable.\r\n\r\n"Together with points issues, signal failures, line-side fires, leaves on the line, it being too cold and it being too hot, it all adds up to a fairly crap service.\r\n\r\n"Now we have come up with this brilliant new plan, and we haven\'t had one train fault yet."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe lorry train has been such a hit that Greater Anglia is leasing another 30 lorries.\r\n\r\nEach will have its own train carriage on the back, and will be able to take hundreds of passengers every day.\r\n\r\nRail user Steve Walshe, 38, of Woodbridge said: "I commute into London every day from Ipswich and have used this new service once.\r\n\r\n"It was very reliable, but a little slow. However, at least it got me to work, which is not always guaranteed w<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/sleeper-trains-ipswich-london/">ith the current rail service</a>."\r\n\r\nBut critics say <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/man-in-pub-wins-greater-anglia-rail-franchise/">Greater Anglia\'s</a> the new lorry train idea is a waste of money.\r\n\r\n"They already have a huge fleet of rail replacement buses. Why not just use them all the time?" asked on angry passenger.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia launches reliable new train service', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'greater-anglia-launches-reliable-new-commuter-service', '', '', '2018-08-12 17:17:12', '2018-08-12 17:17:12', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9352', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9354, 1, '2018-08-12 16:27:31', '2018-08-12 16:27:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/greater-anglia-new-service-e1534091055645.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/greater-anglia-new-service-e1534091055645.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia new train" width="800" height="496" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9353" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia is launching a new hi-tech commuter rail service which promises to be its most reliable ever.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-fire train company has begun a novel peak-time service between Ipswich and London Liverpool Street, stopping at Colchester.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n ', 'Greater Anglia launches reliable new commuter service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9352-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-12 16:27:31', '2018-08-12 16:27:31', '', 9352, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9352-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9355, 1, '2018-08-12 17:16:26', '2018-08-12 17:16:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/greater-anglia-new-service-e1534091055645.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/greater-anglia-new-service-e1534091055645.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia new train" width="800" height="496" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9353" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has launched a new hi-tech commuter rail service which promises to be its most reliable ever.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-fire train company has begun a novel peak-time service between Ipswich and London Liverpool Street, stopping at Colchester.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt features a single train carriage strapped to the back of a lorry, which sets off from Ipswich station at 5.30am.\r\n\r\nThe \'train\' then heads down the A12, round the M25 and into east London to Liverpool Street via the A13, arriving at 10am.\r\n\r\nService levels are said to be "excellent", with no reliability issues with trains breaking down.\r\n\r\nAnd the only signal problems encountered so far was when the traffic lights at the end of Burrell Road turned red just as the lorry was approaching.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of Greater Anglia\'s innovations department, said: "Our customers have been telling us for years that our trains are unreliable.\r\n\r\n"Together with points issues, signal failures, line-side fires, leaves on the line, it being too cold and it being too hot, it all adds up to a fairly crap service.\r\n\r\n"Now we have come up with this brilliant new plan, and we haven\'t had one train fault yet."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe lorry train has been such a hit that Greater Anglia is leasing another 30 lorries.\r\n\r\nEach will have its own train carriage on the back, and will be able to take hundreds of passengers every day.\r\n\r\nRail user Steve Walshe, 38, of Woodbridge said: "I commute into London every day from Ipswich and have used this new service once.\r\n\r\n"It was very reliable, but a little slow. However, at least it got me to work, which is not always guaranteed w<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/sleeper-trains-ipswich-london/">ith the current rail service</a>."\r\n\r\nBut critics say <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/man-in-pub-wins-greater-anglia-rail-franchise/">Greater Anglia\'s</a> the new lorry train idea is a waste of money.\r\n\r\n"They already have a huge fleet of rail replacement buses. Why not just use them all the time?" asked on angry passenger.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia launches reliable new commuter service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9352-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-12 17:16:26', '2018-08-12 17:16:26', '', 9352, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9352-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9356, 1, '2018-08-12 17:17:12', '2018-08-12 17:17:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/greater-anglia-new-service-e1534091055645.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/greater-anglia-new-service-e1534091055645.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia new train" width="800" height="496" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9353" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has launched a new hi-tech commuter rail service which promises to be its most reliable ever.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-fire train company has begun a novel peak-time service between Ipswich and London Liverpool Street, stopping at Colchester.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt features a single train carriage strapped to the back of a lorry, which sets off from Ipswich station at 5.30am.\r\n\r\nThe \'train\' then heads down the A12, round the M25 and into east London to Liverpool Street via the A13, arriving at 10am.\r\n\r\nService levels are said to be "excellent", with no reliability issues with trains breaking down.\r\n\r\nAnd the only signal problems encountered so far was when the traffic lights at the end of Burrell Road turned red just as the lorry was approaching.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of Greater Anglia\'s innovations department, said: "Our customers have been telling us for years that our trains are unreliable.\r\n\r\n"Together with points issues, signal failures, line-side fires, leaves on the line, it being too cold and it being too hot, it all adds up to a fairly crap service.\r\n\r\n"Now we have come up with this brilliant new plan, and we haven\'t had one train fault yet."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe lorry train has been such a hit that Greater Anglia is leasing another 30 lorries.\r\n\r\nEach will have its own train carriage on the back, and will be able to take hundreds of passengers every day.\r\n\r\nRail user Steve Walshe, 38, of Woodbridge said: "I commute into London every day from Ipswich and have used this new service once.\r\n\r\n"It was very reliable, but a little slow. However, at least it got me to work, which is not always guaranteed w<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/sleeper-trains-ipswich-london/">ith the current rail service</a>."\r\n\r\nBut critics say <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/man-in-pub-wins-greater-anglia-rail-franchise/">Greater Anglia\'s</a> the new lorry train idea is a waste of money.\r\n\r\n"They already have a huge fleet of rail replacement buses. Why not just use them all the time?" asked on angry passenger.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia launches reliable new train service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9352-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-12 17:17:12', '2018-08-12 17:17:12', '', 9352, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9352-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9357, 1, '2018-08-14 08:52:39', '2018-08-14 08:52:39', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slightly-on-the-huh.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slightly-on-the-huh.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9358" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ruth Tyler, Property Correspondent\r\n\r\nTraditional Suffolk village houses are not about to fall down but are simply "sloightly on th\' huh", it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals confirm wonky buildings have been seemingly falling over for years, so there\'s nothing to worry about.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLondoner Lorraine Fisher, 34, insisted on walking down the middle of the street during a recent visit to Lavenham, just in case the pretty crooked houses fell on top of her.\r\n\r\nWriting in the London Evening Standard newspaper, she said: "They don\'t look like they were made very well.\r\n\r\n"Builders in Suffolk clearly don\'t seem up to much - perhaps the spirit level hasn\'t reached rural East Anglia yet."\r\n\r\nBut local property expert Jeremiah Tolly exclaimed: "Blaarst me! They\'re only sloightly on th\' huh."\r\n\r\nHe said the houses had been built more than 600 years ago by wealthy wool merchants.\r\n\r\nAnd if they were going to fall down, they would have done so long ago.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/more-wonky-suffolk-house-e1534235864793.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/more-wonky-suffolk-house-e1534235864793.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9359" /></a><em><center>Not wonky, just sloightly on th\' huh</center></em>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Cood-a-hell! That Lorraine Fisher woman is a wurry guts. She\'s talking a lood of old squit," Mr Tolly said.\r\n\r\nNews that Lavenham\'s houses are not about to fall down was welcomed by tourists in the town today.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from the United States said: "I tried to talk to some local Suffolk people. Don\'t these guys speak English?\r\n\r\n"Is there a fried chicken joint here?"\r\n\r\nThe news comes soon after it emerged a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-house-prices/">local woman had been able to to afford to buy a house in Southwold</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Suffolk village houses are only sloightly on th\' huh', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'on-the-huh', '', '', '2018-08-14 08:55:59', '2018-08-14 08:55:59', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9357', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9359, 1, '2018-08-14 08:37:22', '2018-08-14 08:37:22', '', 'more wonky suffolk houses', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'more-wonky-suffolk-house', '', '', '2018-08-14 08:37:51', '2018-08-14 08:37:51', '', 9357, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/more-wonky-suffolk-house.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9360, 1, '2018-08-14 08:52:39', '2018-08-14 08:52:39', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slightly-on-the-huh.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slightly-on-the-huh.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9358" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ruth Tyler, Property Correspondent\r\n\r\nTraditional Suffolk village houses are not about to fall down but are simply "sloightly on th\' huh", it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals confirm wonky buildings have been seemingly falling over for years, so there\'s nothing to worry about.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLondoner Lorraine Fisher, 34, insisted on walking down the middle of the street during a recent visit to Lavenham, just in case the pretty crooked houses fell on top of her.\r\n\r\nWriting in the London Evening Standard newspaper, she said: "They don\'t look like they were made very well.\r\n\r\n"Builders in Suffolk clearly don\'t seem up to much - perhaps the spirit level hasn\'t reached rural East Anglia yet."\r\n\r\nBut local property expert Jeremiah Tolly exclaimed: "Blaarst me! They\'re only sloightly on th\' huh."\r\n\r\nHe said the houses had been built more than 600 years ago by wealthy wool merchants.\r\n\r\nAnd if they were going to fall down, they would have done so long ago.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/more-wonky-suffolk-house-e1534235864793.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/more-wonky-suffolk-house-e1534235864793.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9359" /></a><em><center>Not wonky, just sloightly on th\' huh</center></em>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Cood-a-hell! That Lorraine Fisher woman is talking a lood of old squit," Mr Tolly said.\r\n\r\nNews that Lavenham\'s houses are not about to fall down was welcomed by tourists in the town today.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from the United States said: "I tried to talk to some local Suffolk people. Don\'t these guys speak English?\r\n\r\n"Is there a fried chicken joint here?"\r\n\r\nThe news comes soon after it emerged a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-house-prices/">local woman had been able to to afford to buy a house in Southwold</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Suffolk village houses are only sloightly on th\' huh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9357-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-14 08:52:39', '2018-08-14 08:52:39', '', 9357, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9357-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9361, 1, '2018-08-14 08:55:25', '2018-08-14 08:55:25', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slightly-on-the-huh.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slightly-on-the-huh.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9358" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ruth Tyler, Property Correspondent\n\nTraditional Suffolk village houses are not about to fall down but are simply "sloightly on th\' huh", it has emerged.</strong>\n\nLocals confirm wonky buildings have been seemingly falling over for years, so there\'s nothing to worry about.\n\n\n\nLondoner Lorraine Fisher, 34, insisted on walking down the middle of the street during a recent visit to Lavenham, just in case the pretty crooked houses fell on top of her.\n\nWriting in the London Evening Standard newspaper, she said: "They don\'t look like they were made very well.\n\n"Builders in Suffolk clearly don\'t seem up to much - perhaps the spirit level hasn\'t reached rural East Anglia yet."\n\nBut local property expert Jeremiah Tolly exclaimed: "Blaarst me! They\'re only sloightly on th\' huh."\n\nHe said the houses had been built more than 600 years ago by wealthy wool merchants.\n\nAnd if they were going to fall down, they would have done so long ago.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/more-wonky-suffolk-house-e1534235864793.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/more-wonky-suffolk-house-e1534235864793.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9359" /></a><em><center>Not wonky, just sloightly on th\' huh</center></em>\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"Cood-a-hell! That Lorraine Fisher woman is a wurry guts. She\'s talking a lood of old squit," Mr Tolly said.\n\nNews that Lavenham\'s houses are not about to fall down was welcomed by tourists in the town today.\n\nSteve Walshe, 38, from the United States said: "I tried to talk to some local Suffolk people. Don\'t these guys speak English?\n\n"Is there a fried chicken joint here?"\n\nThe news comes soon after it emerged a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-house-prices/">local woman had been able to to afford to buy a house in Southwold</a>.\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Suffolk village houses are only sloightly on th\' huh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9357-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-14 08:55:25', '2018-08-14 08:55:25', '', 9357, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9357-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9362, 1, '2018-08-14 08:55:31', '2018-08-14 08:55:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slightly-on-the-huh.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slightly-on-the-huh.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9358" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ruth Tyler, Property Correspondent\r\n\r\nTraditional Suffolk village houses are not about to fall down but are simply "sloightly on th\' huh", it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals confirm wonky buildings have been seemingly falling over for years, so there\'s nothing to worry about.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLondoner Lorraine Fisher, 34, insisted on walking down the middle of the street during a recent visit to Lavenham, just in case the pretty crooked houses fell on top of her.\r\n\r\nWriting in the London Evening Standard newspaper, she said: "They don\'t look like they were made very well.\r\n\r\n"Builders in Suffolk clearly don\'t seem up to much - perhaps the spirit level hasn\'t reached rural East Anglia yet."\r\n\r\nBut local property expert Jeremiah Tolly exclaimed: "Blaarst me! They\'re only sloightly on th\' huh."\r\n\r\nHe said the houses had been built more than 600 years ago by wealthy wool merchants.\r\n\r\nAnd if they were going to fall down, they would have done so long ago.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/more-wonky-suffolk-house-e1534235864793.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/more-wonky-suffolk-house-e1534235864793.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9359" /></a><em><center>Not wonky, just sloightly on th\' huh</center></em>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Cood-a-hell! That Lorraine Fisher woman is a wurry guts. She\'s talking a lood of old squit," Mr Tolly said.\r\n\r\nNews that Lavenham\'s houses are not about to fall down was welcomed by tourists in the town today.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from the United States said: "I tried to talk to some local Suffolk people. Don\'t these guys speak English?\r\n\r\n"Is there a fried chicken joint here?"\r\n\r\nThe news comes soon after it emerged a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-house-prices/">local woman had been able to to afford to buy a house in Southwold</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Suffolk village houses are only sloightly on th\' huh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9357-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-14 08:55:31', '2018-08-14 08:55:31', '', 9357, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9357-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9363, 1, '2018-08-15 08:10:29', '2018-08-15 08:10:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn dog" width="916" height="511" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9364" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog has admitted she was present when a cute teddy bear was torn to shreds, but didn\'t think she was actually involved.</strong>\r\n\r\nBull terrier Lola was filmed clearly present at the scene of the carnage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut despite posing for pictures next to the little cuddly bear\'s decapitated head, she insisted that she had not been involved.\r\n\r\nMaster Mr Corbyn accepted this explanation and said any suggestion otherwise was simply a smear campaign by his cat.\r\n\r\nFive-year-old Lola, he insisted, had spent a lifetime enjoying the company of cuddly toys and promoting harmony in the home.\r\n\r\nThe Labour Party leader has some sympathy for Lola, since he himself was photographed at a wreath-laying service for Palestinian terrorists, allegedly including individuals behind the Israeli Olympic team attack, which left 11 Israelis dead.\r\n\r\nAs the row blew up, including condemnation from Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mr Corbyn said: "I was present at that wreath-laying, I don\'t think I was actually involved in it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile Lola, surrounded by teddy bear stuffing and clear evidence that the toy had been ripped apart by a four-legged animal, like a dog, was sticking by her guns.\r\n\r\n"I was here, but it wasn\'t me. It must have been the cat."\r\n\r\nPolitical analyst Lorraine Fisher, 34, said it had been a tough week for Lola.\r\n\r\n"This is absolutely a smear campaign by the cat. The cat has been having a rough time of it after being caught shitting on Mr Corbyn\'s kitchen floor.\r\n\r\n"So, it\'s a bit of a coincidence this bear story should emerge now."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I was there, but I don\'t think I was involved\' - Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'i-was-there-but-i-dont-think-i-was-involved-jeremy-corbyns-dog', '', '', '2018-08-15 12:04:33', '2018-08-15 12:04:33', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9363', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9365, 1, '2018-08-15 08:10:29', '2018-08-15 08:10:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn dog" width="916" height="511" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9364" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog has admitted she was present when a cute teddy bear was torn to shreds, but didn\'t think she was actually involved.</strong>\r\n\r\nBull terrier Lola was filmed clearly present at the scene of the carnage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut despite posing for pictures next to the little cuddly bear\'s decapitated head, she insisted that she had not been involved.\r\n\r\nMaster Mr Corbyn accepted this explanation and said any suggestion otherwise was simply a smear campaign by his cat.\r\n\r\nFive-year-old Lola, he said, had spent a lifetime enjoying the company of cuddly toys and promoting harmony in the home.\r\n\r\nThe Labour Party leader has some sympathy for Lola, since he himself was photographed at a wreath-laying service for Palestinian terrorists, allegedly including individuals behind the Israeli Olympic team attack, which left 11 Israelis dead.\r\n\r\nAs the row blew up, including condemnation from Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mr Corbyn said: "I was present at that wreath-laying, I don\'t think I was actually involved in it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile Lola, surrounded by teddy bear stuffing and clear evidence that the toy had been ripped apart by a four-legged animal, like a dog, was sticking by her guns.\r\n\r\n"I was here, but it wasn\'t me. It must have been the cat."\r\n\r\nPolitical analyst Lorraine Fisher, 34, said it had been a tough week for Lola.\r\n\r\n"This is absolutely a smear campaign by the cat. The cat has been having a rough time of it after being caught shitting on Mr Corbyn\'s kitchen floor.\r\n\r\n"So, it\'s a bit of a coincidence this bear story should emerge now."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I was there, but I don\'t think I was involved\' - Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9363-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-15 08:10:29', '2018-08-15 08:10:29', '', 9363, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9363-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9366, 1, '2018-08-15 12:02:59', '2018-08-15 12:02:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn dog" width="916" height="511" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9364" /></a>\n\n<strong>Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog has admitted she was present when a cute teddy bear was torn to shreds, but didn\'t think she was actually involved.</strong>\n\nBull terrier Lola was filmed clearly present at the scene of the carnage.\n\n\n\nBut despite posing for pictures next to the little cuddly bear\'s decapitated head, she insisted that she had not been involved.\n\nMaster Mr Corbyn accepted this explanation and said any suggestion otherwise was simply a smear campaign by his cat.\n\nFive-year-old Lola, he insisted, had spent a lifetime enjoying the company of cuddly toys and promoting harmony in the home.\n\nThe Labour Party leader has some sympathy for Lola, since he himself was photographed at a wreath-laying service for Palestinian terrorists, allegedly including individuals behind the Israeli Olympic team attack, which left 11 Israelis dead.\n\nAs the row blew up, including condemnation from Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mr Corbyn said: "I was present at that wreath-laying, I don\'t think I was actually involved in it."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMeanwhile Lola, surrounded by teddy bear stuffing and clear evidence that the toy had been ripped apart by a four-legged animal, like a dog, was sticking by her guns.\n\n"I was here, but it wasn\'t me. It must have been the cat."\n\nPolitical analyst Lorraine Fisher, 34, said it had been a tough week for Lola.\n\n"This is absolutely a smear campaign by the cat. The cat has been having a rough time of it after being caught shitting on Mr Corbyn\'s kitchen floor.\n\n"So, it\'s a bit of a coincidence this bear story should emerge now."\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer_progress id=1]</h2>', '\'I was there, but I don\'t think I was involved\' - Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9363-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-15 12:02:59', '2018-08-15 12:02:59', '', 9363, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9363-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9367, 1, '2018-08-15 08:13:04', '2018-08-15 08:13:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn dog" width="916" height="511" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9364" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog has admitted she was present when a cute teddy bear was torn to shreds, but didn\'t think she was actually involved.</strong>\r\n\r\nBull terrier Lola was filmed clearly present at the scene of the carnage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut despite posing for pictures next to the little cuddly bear\'s decapitated head, she insisted that she had not been involved.\r\n\r\nMaster Mr Corbyn accepted this explanation and said any suggestion otherwise was simply a smear campaign by his cat.\r\n\r\nFive-year-old Lola, he insisted, had spent a lifetime enjoying the company of cuddly toys and promoting harmony in the home.\r\n\r\nThe Labour Party leader has some sympathy for Lola, since he himself was photographed at a wreath-laying service for Palestinian terrorists, allegedly including individuals behind the Israeli Olympic team attack, which left 11 Israelis dead.\r\n\r\nAs the row blew up, including condemnation from Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mr Corbyn said: "I was present at that wreath-laying, I don\'t think I was actually involved in it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile Lola, surrounded by teddy bear stuffing and clear evidence that the toy had been ripped apart by a four-legged animal, like a dog, was sticking by her guns.\r\n\r\n"I was here, but it wasn\'t me. It must have been the cat."\r\n\r\nPolitical analyst Lorraine Fisher, 34, said it had been a tough week for Lola.\r\n\r\n"This is absolutely a smear campaign by the cat. The cat has been having a rough time of it after being caught shitting on Mr Corbyn\'s kitchen floor.\r\n\r\n"So, it\'s a bit of a coincidence this bear story should emerge now."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I was there, but I don\'t think I was involved\' - Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9363-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-15 08:13:04', '2018-08-15 08:13:04', '', 9363, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9363-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9368, 1, '2018-08-15 11:32:02', '2018-08-15 11:32:02', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg" alt="floodgate" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7859" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nConcern is growing that Norfolk\'s flood defences may not be up to the required standard, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents are particularly worried by this floodgate at Horsey, which does not appear to meet the minimum requirement to hold back water.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe official Environment Agency floodgate seems to have several holes in it, through which rising flood waters could penetrate easily.\r\n\r\nThere is also concern that water could simply go through the fences on either side of the gate - or even underneath it.\r\n\r\nNow locals are demanding more investment to prevent the whole of Norfolk from being washed away.\r\n\r\nLocal housewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, fumed: "We live in constant peril from the North Sea on one side, and the Norfolk Broads on the other.\r\n\r\n"We need millions, if not billions of pounds spent on flood defences, but look at what we have ended up with."\r\n\r\nThe floodgate has a warning sign on it that reads: "Warning: Flood defence structure. Please keep clear."\r\n\r\nBut Mrs Fisher said it could not stop any water whatsoever.\r\n\r\n"I think the Environment Agency has confused a floodgate for a gate. Or perhaps this is symptomatic of the budget cuts hitting public services?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency insists the gate can hold back millions of gallons of water if needs be, and that there have not been any <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gritting/">budget cuts</a>.\r\n\r\nAgency insider Chris Allen said: "The gate works perfectly well - there has certainly not been any flooding in Horsey since we installed it.\r\n\r\n"We just hope that nobody accidentally leaves it open, otherwise we\'re in real trouble." \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk floodgate \'not fit for purpose\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7858-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-15 11:32:02', '2018-08-15 11:32:02', '', 7858, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7858-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9369, 1, '2018-08-15 11:35:51', '2018-08-15 11:35:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg" alt="floodgate" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7859" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nConcern is growing that Norfolk\'s flood defences may not be up to the required standard, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents are particularly worried by this floodgate at Horsey, which does not appear to meet the minimum requirement to hold back water.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe official Environment Agency floodgate seems to have several holes in it, through which rising flood waters could penetrate easily.\r\n\r\nThere is also concern that water could simply go through the fences on either side of the gate - or even underneath it.\r\n\r\nNow locals are demanding more investment to prevent the whole of Norfolk from being washed away.\r\n\r\nLocal housewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, fumed: "We live in constant peril from the North Sea on one side, and the Norfolk Broads on the other.\r\n\r\n"We need millions, if not billions of pounds spent on flood defences, but look at what we have ended up with."\r\n\r\nThe floodgate has a warning sign on it that reads: "Warning: Flood defence structure. Please keep clear."\r\n\r\nBut Ms Fisher said it could not stop any water whatsoever.\r\n\r\n"I think the Environment Agency has confused a floodgate for a gate. Or perhaps this is symptomatic of the budget cuts hitting public services?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency insists the gate can hold back millions of gallons of water if needs be, and that there have not been any <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gritting/">budget cuts</a>.\r\n\r\nAgency insider Chris Allen said: "The gate works perfectly well - there has certainly not been any flooding in Horsey since we installed it.\r\n\r\n"We just hope that nobody accidentally leaves it open, otherwise we\'re in real trouble." \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk floodgate \'not fit for purpose\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7858-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-15 11:35:51', '2018-08-15 11:35:51', '', 7858, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7858-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9371, 1, '2018-08-15 12:03:06', '2018-08-15 12:03:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn dog" width="916" height="511" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9364" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog has admitted she was present when a cute teddy bear was torn to shreds, but didn\'t think she was actually involved.</strong>\r\n\r\nBull terrier Lola was filmed clearly present at the scene of the carnage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut despite posing for pictures next to the little cuddly bear\'s decapitated head, she insisted that she had not been involved.\r\n\r\nMaster Mr Corbyn accepted this explanation and said any suggestion otherwise was simply a smear campaign by his cat.\r\n\r\nFive-year-old Lola, he insisted, had spent a lifetime enjoying the company of cuddly toys and promoting harmony in the home.\r\n\r\nThe Labour Party leader has some sympathy for Lola, since he himself was photographed at a wreath-laying service for Palestinian terrorists, allegedly including individuals behind the Israeli Olympic team attack, which left 11 Israelis dead.\r\n\r\nAs the row blew up, including condemnation from Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mr Corbyn said: "I was present at that wreath-laying, I don\'t think I was actually involved in it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile Lola, surrounded by teddy bear stuffing and clear evidence that the toy had been ripped apart by a four-legged animal, like a dog, was sticking by her guns.\r\n\r\n"I was here, but it wasn\'t me. It must have been the cat."\r\n\r\nPolitical analyst Lorraine Fisher, 34, said it had been a tough week for Lola.\r\n\r\n"This is absolutely a smear campaign by the cat. The cat has been having a rough time of it after being caught shitting on Mr Corbyn\'s kitchen floor.\r\n\r\n"So, it\'s a bit of a coincidence this bear story should emerge now."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer_progress id=1]</h2>', '\'I was there, but I don\'t think I was involved\' - Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9363-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-15 12:03:06', '2018-08-15 12:03:06', '', 9363, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9363-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9372, 1, '2018-08-15 12:04:33', '2018-08-15 12:04:33', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jeremy-corbyn-dog.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn dog" width="916" height="511" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9364" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog has admitted she was present when a cute teddy bear was torn to shreds, but didn\'t think she was actually involved.</strong>\r\n\r\nBull terrier Lola was filmed clearly present at the scene of the carnage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut despite posing for pictures next to the little cuddly bear\'s decapitated head, she insisted that she had not been involved.\r\n\r\nMaster Mr Corbyn accepted this explanation and said any suggestion otherwise was simply a smear campaign by his cat.\r\n\r\nFive-year-old Lola, he insisted, had spent a lifetime enjoying the company of cuddly toys and promoting harmony in the home.\r\n\r\nThe Labour Party leader has some sympathy for Lola, since he himself was photographed at a wreath-laying service for Palestinian terrorists, allegedly including individuals behind the Israeli Olympic team attack, which left 11 Israelis dead.\r\n\r\nAs the row blew up, including condemnation from Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mr Corbyn said: "I was present at that wreath-laying, I don\'t think I was actually involved in it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile Lola, surrounded by teddy bear stuffing and clear evidence that the toy had been ripped apart by a four-legged animal, like a dog, was sticking by her guns.\r\n\r\n"I was here, but it wasn\'t me. It must have been the cat."\r\n\r\nPolitical analyst Lorraine Fisher, 34, said it had been a tough week for Lola.\r\n\r\n"This is absolutely a smear campaign by the cat. The cat has been having a rough time of it after being caught shitting on Mr Corbyn\'s kitchen floor.\r\n\r\n"So, it\'s a bit of a coincidence this bear story should emerge now."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I was there, but I don\'t think I was involved\' - Jeremy Corbyn\'s dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9363-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-15 12:04:33', '2018-08-15 12:04:33', '', 9363, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9363-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9373, 1, '2018-08-15 20:35:58', '2018-08-15 20:35:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-buckenham-village-fate.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-buckenham-village-fate.jpg" alt="New Buckenham village fate" width="717" height="585" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9374" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Norfolk village is in fear after residents were called to a meeting to learn its fate.</strong>\r\n\r\nVillagers have been ordered to the village hall for the crunch decision at 1pm on August 27.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey will take blankets, torches and tinned foods in case the news is bad.\r\n\r\nNew Buckenham, which is near Old Buckenham (they are nothing if not original in Norfolk) has been fearing the worse. \r\n\r\nVillager Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I remember once being called to the headmaster\'s office to learn my fate. It didn\'t end well.\r\n\r\n"Now signs <em>(photo: New Buckenham Facebook group)</em>have gone up calling us to the village hall for the village fate.\r\n\r\n"People are stockpiling food and bottled water in case they get to the hall, only to be told they can never leave again.\r\n\r\n"Some Norfolk people are even fleeing to Suffolk where everything in life seems far more certain."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police said they could not comment on New Buckenham\'s fate.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just weeks after the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-day-wash/">Norfolk Day annual wash was postponed for another year</a>, whether the locals needed it or not.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk residents gripped by fear over village\'s fate', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-residents-gripped-by-fear-over-villages-fate', '', '', '2018-08-16 06:21:23', '2018-08-16 06:21:23', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9373', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9375, 1, '2018-08-15 20:35:58', '2018-08-15 20:35:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-buckenham-village-fate.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-buckenham-village-fate.jpg" alt="New Buckenham village fate" width="717" height="585" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9374" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Norfolk village is in fear after residents were called to a meeting to learn its fate.</strong>\r\n\r\nVillagers have been ordered to the village hall for the crunch decision at 1pm on August 27.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey will take blankets, torches and tinned foods in case the news is bad.\r\n\r\nNew Buckenham, which is near Old Buckenham (they are nothing if not original in Norfolk) has been fearing the worse. \r\n\r\nVillager Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I remember once being called to the headmaster\'s office to learn my fate. It didn\'t end well.\r\n\r\n"Now signs have gone up calling us to the village hall for the village fate.\r\n\r\n"People are stockpiling food and bottled water in case they get to the hall, only to be told they can never leave again.\r\n\r\n"Some Norfolk people are even fleeing to Suffolk where everything in life seems far more certain."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police said they could not comment on New Buckenham\'s fate.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just weeks after the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-day-wash/">Norfolk Day annual wash was postponed for another year</a>, whether the locals needed it or not.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk residents gripped by fear over village\'s fate', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9373-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-15 20:35:58', '2018-08-15 20:35:58', '', 9373, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9373-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9376, 1, '2018-08-16 06:20:46', '2018-08-16 06:20:46', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-buckenham-village-fate.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-buckenham-village-fate.jpg" alt="New Buckenham village fate" width="717" height="585" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9374" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nA Norfolk village is in fear after residents were called to a meeting to learn its fate.</strong>\n\nVillagers have been ordered to the village hall for the crunch decision at 1pm on August 27.\n\n\n\nThey will take blankets, torches and tinned foods in case the news is bad.\n\nNew Buckenham, which is near Old Buckenham (they are nothing if not original in Norfolk) has been fearing the worse. \n\nVillager Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I remember once being called to the headmaster\'s office to learn my fate. It didn\'t end well.\n\n"Now signs (photo: New Buckenham Facebook group)have gone up calling us to the village hall for the village fate.\n\n"People are stockpiling food and bottled water in case they get to the hall, only to be told they can never leave again.\n\n"Some Norfolk people are even fleeing to Suffolk where everything in life seems far more certain."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nNorfolk Police said they could not comment on New Buckenham\'s fate.\n\nThe news comes just weeks after the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-day-wash/">Norfolk Day annual wash was postponed for another year</a>, whether the locals needed it or not.\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n', 'Norfolk residents gripped by fear over village\'s fate', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9373-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 06:20:46', '2018-08-16 06:20:46', '', 9373, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9373-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9377, 1, '2018-08-16 06:21:23', '2018-08-16 06:21:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-buckenham-village-fate.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/new-buckenham-village-fate.jpg" alt="New Buckenham village fate" width="717" height="585" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9374" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Norfolk village is in fear after residents were called to a meeting to learn its fate.</strong>\r\n\r\nVillagers have been ordered to the village hall for the crunch decision at 1pm on August 27.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey will take blankets, torches and tinned foods in case the news is bad.\r\n\r\nNew Buckenham, which is near Old Buckenham (they are nothing if not original in Norfolk) has been fearing the worse. \r\n\r\nVillager Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I remember once being called to the headmaster\'s office to learn my fate. It didn\'t end well.\r\n\r\n"Now signs <em>(photo: New Buckenham Facebook group)</em>have gone up calling us to the village hall for the village fate.\r\n\r\n"People are stockpiling food and bottled water in case they get to the hall, only to be told they can never leave again.\r\n\r\n"Some Norfolk people are even fleeing to Suffolk where everything in life seems far more certain."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police said they could not comment on New Buckenham\'s fate.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just weeks after the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-day-wash/">Norfolk Day annual wash was postponed for another year</a>, whether the locals needed it or not.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk residents gripped by fear over village\'s fate', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9373-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 06:21:23', '2018-08-16 06:21:23', '', 9373, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9373-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9379, 1, '2018-08-16 12:11:27', '2018-08-16 12:11:27', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/brad-paisley.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/brad-paisley.jpg" alt="Bubba Spuckler" width="800" height="534" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9380" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk country singing star Bubba Spuckler has released a sparkling new hit that\'s getting played 24/7 in the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nDashing Spuckler, 34, is enjoying extraordinary success with <em>Cousins</em>, a song about his first love.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCountry music fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "I like the music, but I\'m a little concerned about the words."\r\n\r\nSee for yourself, as Spuckler performs the song at Cromer village hall...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vsjZjW5ceSU" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nThe song is expected to go straight in at number one in this weekend\'s Norfolk charts.\r\n\r\nIt will finally knock off <em><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">When She Gets Randy, Her Extra Finger Comes in Handy</a></em> from the top spot, where it\'s been for 47 weeks.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has already enjoyed musical success with his top-selling album <em>Delia Smith Bit my Carrot</em>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'VIDEO: Norfolk hit celebrates forbidden \'cousin love\'', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-cousins', '', '', '2018-08-16 12:22:58', '2018-08-16 12:22:58', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9379', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9381, 1, '2018-08-16 12:11:27', '2018-08-16 12:11:27', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/brad-paisley.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/brad-paisley.jpg" alt="Bubba Spuckler" width="800" height="534" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9380" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Norfolk country singing star Bubba Spuckler has released a sparkling new hit that\'s getting played 24/7 in the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nDashing Spuckler, 34, is enjoying extraordinary success with <em>Cousins</em>, a song about his first love.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCountry music fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "I like the music, but I\'m a little concerned about the words."\r\n\r\nSee for yourself, as Spuckler performs the song at Cromer village hall...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vsjZjW5ceSU" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nThe song is expected to go straight in at number one in this weekend\'s Norfolk charts.\r\n\r\nIt will finally knock off <em><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">When She Gets Randy, Her Extra Finger Comes in Handy</a></em> from the top spot, where it\'s been for 47 weeks.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has already enjoyed musical success with his top-selling album <em>Delia Smith Bit my Carrot</em>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk hit celebrates forbidden \'cousin love\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9379-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 12:11:27', '2018-08-16 12:11:27', '', 9379, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9379-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9382, 1, '2018-08-16 12:22:41', '2018-08-16 12:22:41', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/brad-paisley.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/brad-paisley.jpg" alt="Bubba Spuckler" width="800" height="534" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9380" /></a>\n\n<strong>\n\nNorfolk country singing star Bubba Spuckler has released a sparkling new hit that\'s getting played 24/7 in the county.</strong>\n\nDashing Spuckler, 34, is enjoying extraordinary success with <em>Cousins</em>, a song about his first love.\n\n\n\nCountry music fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "I like the music, but I\'m a little concerned about the words."\n\nSee for yourself, as Spuckler performs the song at Cromer village hall...\n\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vsjZjW5ceSU" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\n\nThe song is expected to go straight in at number one in this weekend\'s Norfolk charts.\n\nIt will finally knock off <em><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">When She Gets Randy, Her Extra Finger Comes in Handy</a></em> from the top spot, where it\'s been for 47 weeks.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSpuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has already enjoyed musical success with his top-selling album <em>Delia Smith Bit my Carrot</em>.\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'VIDEO: Norfolk hit celebrates forbidden \'cousin love\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9379-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 12:22:41', '2018-08-16 12:22:41', '', 9379, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9379-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9383, 1, '2018-08-16 12:16:06', '2018-08-16 12:16:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/brad-paisley.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/brad-paisley.jpg" alt="Bubba Spuckler" width="800" height="534" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9380" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Norfolk country singing star Bubba Spuckler has released a sparkling new hit that\'s getting played 24/7 in the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nDashing Spuckler, 34, is enjoying extraordinary success with <em>Cousins</em>, a song about his first love.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCountry music fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "I like the music, but I\'m a little concerned about the words."\r\n\r\nSee for yourself, as Spuckler performs the song at Cromer village hall...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vsjZjW5ceSU" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nThe song is expected to go straight in at number one in this weekend\'s Norfolk charts.\r\n\r\nIt will finally knock off <em><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">When She Gets Randy, Her Extra Finger Comes in Handy</a></em> from the top spot, where it\'s been for 47 weeks.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has already enjoyed musical success with his top-selling album <em>Delia Smith Bit my Carrot</em>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'VIDEO: Norfolk hit celebrates forbidden \'cousin love\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9379-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 12:16:06', '2018-08-16 12:16:06', '', 9379, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9379-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9384, 1, '2018-08-16 12:22:58', '2018-08-16 12:22:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/brad-paisley.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/brad-paisley.jpg" alt="Bubba Spuckler" width="800" height="534" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9380" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk country singing star Bubba Spuckler has released a sparkling new hit that\'s getting played 24/7 in the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nDashing Spuckler, 34, is enjoying extraordinary success with <em>Cousins</em>, a song about his first love.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCountry music fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "I like the music, but I\'m a little concerned about the words."\r\n\r\nSee for yourself, as Spuckler performs the song at Cromer village hall...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vsjZjW5ceSU" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nThe song is expected to go straight in at number one in this weekend\'s Norfolk charts.\r\n\r\nIt will finally knock off <em><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">When She Gets Randy, Her Extra Finger Comes in Handy</a></em> from the top spot, where it\'s been for 47 weeks.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has already enjoyed musical success with his top-selling album <em>Delia Smith Bit my Carrot</em>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'VIDEO: Norfolk hit celebrates forbidden \'cousin love\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9379-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 12:22:58', '2018-08-16 12:22:58', '', 9379, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9379-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9385, 1, '2018-08-16 14:39:50', '2018-08-16 14:39:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dot-cotton.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dot-cotton.jpg" alt="Madonna at 60" width="768" height="512" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9386" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>As music icon Madonna turns 60, some critics rather harshly suggest she has left herself go.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer official birthday selfie today, <em>released above</em>, shows her relaxed and doing her grandchildren\'s laundry.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while she clearly feels at ease with her ageing looks, some fans say she should try a little harder.\r\n\r\nThey remember the days when Madonna oozed sex appeal on stage.\r\n\r\nShe\'s still retained some of her looks. Her new 60th birthday portrait certainly has more than a passing resemblance to the beautiful photo on her first album.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/madonna-on-her-first-album-e1534430100551.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/madonna-on-her-first-album-e1534430100551.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9387" /></a>\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, still 34, said: "I used to dream of looking like Madonna, but I\'m afraid she appears to have let herself go.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think with all her money she\'d doing something about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome say she now has a passing resemblance to EastEnder Dot Cotton, but we can\'t see it ourselves.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Madonna at 60 has \'let herself go\', say critics', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'madonna-at-60-has-let-herself-go', '', '', '2018-08-16 14:47:08', '2018-08-16 14:47:08', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9385', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9388, 1, '2018-08-16 14:39:50', '2018-08-16 14:39:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dot-cotton.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dot-cotton.jpg" alt="Madonna at 60" width="768" height="512" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9386" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>As music icon Madonna turns 60, some critics rather harshly suggest she has left herself go.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer official birthday selfie today, released above, show her relaxed and doing her grandchildren\'s laundry.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while she clearly feels at ease with her ageing looks, some fans say she should try a little harder.\r\n\r\nThey remember the days when Madonna oozed sex appeal on stage.\r\n\r\nShe\'s still retained some of her looks. Her new 60th birthday portrait certainly has more than a passing resemblance to the beautiful photo on her first album.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/madonna-on-her-first-album-e1534430100551.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/madonna-on-her-first-album-e1534430100551.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9387" /></a>\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, still 34, said: "I used to dream of looking like Madonna, but I\'m afraid she appears to have let herself go.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think with all her money she\'d doing something about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome say she now has a passing resemblance to EastEnder Dot Cotton, but we can\'t see it ourselves.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Madonna at 60 has \'let herself go\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9385-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 14:39:50', '2018-08-16 14:39:50', '', 9385, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9385-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9389, 1, '2018-08-16 14:41:18', '2018-08-16 14:41:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dot-cotton.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dot-cotton.jpg" alt="Madonna at 60" width="768" height="512" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9386" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>As music icon Madonna turns 60, some critics rather harshly suggest she has left herself go.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer official birthday selfie today, released above, show her relaxed and doing her grandchildren\'s laundry.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while she clearly feels at ease with her ageing looks, some fans say she should try a little harder.\r\n\r\nThey remember the days when Madonna oozed sex appeal on stage.\r\n\r\nShe\'s still retained some of her looks. Her new 60th birthday portrait certainly has more than a passing resemblance to the beautiful photo on her first album.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/madonna-on-her-first-album-e1534430100551.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/madonna-on-her-first-album-e1534430100551.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9387" /></a>\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, still 34, said: "I used to dream of looking like Madonna, but I\'m afraid she appears to have let herself go.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think with all her money she\'d doing something about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome say she now has a passing resemblance to EastEnder Dot Cotton, but we can\'t see it ourselves.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Madonna at 60 has \'let herself go\', say critics', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9385-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 14:41:18', '2018-08-16 14:41:18', '', 9385, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9385-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9390, 1, '2018-08-16 14:42:09', '2018-08-16 14:42:09', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dot-cotton.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dot-cotton.jpg" alt="Madonna at 60" width="768" height="512" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9386" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>As music icon Madonna turns 60, some critics rather harshly suggest she has left herself go.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer official birthday selfie today, <em>released above</em>, show her relaxed and doing her grandchildren\'s laundry.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while she clearly feels at ease with her ageing looks, some fans say she should try a little harder.\r\n\r\nThey remember the days when Madonna oozed sex appeal on stage.\r\n\r\nShe\'s still retained some of her looks. Her new 60th birthday portrait certainly has more than a passing resemblance to the beautiful photo on her first album.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/madonna-on-her-first-album-e1534430100551.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/madonna-on-her-first-album-e1534430100551.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9387" /></a>\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, still 34, said: "I used to dream of looking like Madonna, but I\'m afraid she appears to have let herself go.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think with all her money she\'d doing something about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome say she now has a passing resemblance to EastEnder Dot Cotton, but we can\'t see it ourselves.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Madonna at 60 has \'let herself go\', say critics', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9385-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 14:42:09', '2018-08-16 14:42:09', '', 9385, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9385-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9391, 1, '2018-08-16 14:47:08', '2018-08-16 14:47:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dot-cotton.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dot-cotton.jpg" alt="Madonna at 60" width="768" height="512" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9386" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>As music icon Madonna turns 60, some critics rather harshly suggest she has left herself go.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer official birthday selfie today, <em>released above</em>, shows her relaxed and doing her grandchildren\'s laundry.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while she clearly feels at ease with her ageing looks, some fans say she should try a little harder.\r\n\r\nThey remember the days when Madonna oozed sex appeal on stage.\r\n\r\nShe\'s still retained some of her looks. Her new 60th birthday portrait certainly has more than a passing resemblance to the beautiful photo on her first album.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/madonna-on-her-first-album-e1534430100551.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/madonna-on-her-first-album-e1534430100551.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9387" /></a>\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, still 34, said: "I used to dream of looking like Madonna, but I\'m afraid she appears to have let herself go.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think with all her money she\'d doing something about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome say she now has a passing resemblance to EastEnder Dot Cotton, but we can\'t see it ourselves.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Madonna at 60 has \'let herself go\', say critics', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9385-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 14:47:08', '2018-08-16 14:47:08', '', 9385, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9385-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9392, 1, '2018-08-16 20:46:43', '2018-08-16 20:46:43', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg" alt="grandmother died being taught to suck eggs" width="700" height="465" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9393" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EGGCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nAn elderly lady nearly choked to death while her granddaughter tried to teach her to suck eggs, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe horrific incident happened when Beryl French, 92, got a hard-boiled egg stuck in the back of her throat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer granddaughter Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Halesworth, Suffolk had decided to take up the challenge of teaching her grandma to suck eggs.\r\n\r\nFormer secretary Beryl got into trouble on the first one.\r\n\r\nAn ambulance was scrambled as soon as she collapsed and paramedics managed to remove the blockage.\r\n\r\n"It just goes to show you can\'t teach your grandmother to suck eggs after all," Ms Fisher lamented today.\r\n\r\n"I wish I hadn\'t bothered now.\r\n\r\n"Granny liked eggs usually, so it was a surprise when one nearly killed her."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeryl was a little sheepish about the incident.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t want to cause any fuss," she said.\r\n\r\nA medical spokesman said: "We would urge people not to try to teach their grandmothers to suck eggs."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Grandmother nearly chokes to death sucking on an egg', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'grandmother-suck-egg', '', '', '2018-08-17 06:23:57', '2018-08-17 06:23:57', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9392', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9394, 1, '2018-08-16 20:46:43', '2018-08-16 20:46:43', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg" alt="grandmother died being taught to suck eggs" width="700" height="465" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9393" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>An elderly lady has choked to death while her granddaughter tried to teach her to suck eggs, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe tragedy happened when Beryl French, 92, got a hard-boiled egg stuck in the back of her throat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer granddaughter Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Halesworth, Suffolk had decided to take up the challenge of teaching her grandma to suck eggs.\r\n\r\nFormer librarian Beryl did not even get one egg down.\r\n\r\n"It just goes to show you can\'t teach your grandmother to suck eggs after all," Ms Fisher lamented ahead of the funeral tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"I wish I hadn\'t bothered now.\r\n\r\n"Granny liked eggs usually, so we take some comfort that this is how she died."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn ambulance was scrambled as soon as Beryl collapsed, but it was too late to save her and she was declared dead at the scene.\r\n\r\n"We would urge people not to try to teach their grandmothers to suck eggs," a hospital spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Grandmother chokes to death on an egg', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9392-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 20:46:43', '2018-08-16 20:46:43', '', 9392, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9392-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9395, 1, '2018-08-16 21:11:49', '2018-08-16 21:11:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg" alt="grandmother died being taught to suck eggs" width="700" height="465" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9393" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>An elderly lady has choked to death while her granddaughter tried to teach her to suck eggs, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe tragedy happened when Beryl French, 92, got a hard-boiled egg stuck in the back of her throat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer granddaughter Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Halesworth, Suffolk had decided to take up the challenge of teaching her grandma to suck eggs.\r\n\r\nFormer librarian Beryl did not even get one egg down.\r\n\r\n"It just goes to show you can\'t teach your grandmother to suck eggs after all," Ms Fisher lamented ahead of the funeral tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"I wish I hadn\'t bothered now.\r\n\r\n"Granny liked eggs usually, so we take some comfort that this is how she died."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn ambulance was scrambled as soon as Beryl collapsed, but it was too late to save her and she was declared dead at the scene.\r\n\r\n"We would urge people not to try to teach their grandmothers to suck eggs," a hospital spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Grandmother chokes to death sucking on an egg', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9392-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-16 21:11:49', '2018-08-16 21:11:49', '', 9392, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9392-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9396, 1, '2018-08-17 06:23:03', '2018-08-17 06:23:03', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg" alt="grandmother died being taught to suck eggs" width="700" height="465" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9393" /></a>\n\n<strong>EGGCLUSIVE\n\nAn elderly lady nearly choked to death while her granddaughter tried to teach her to suck eggs, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe horrific incident happened when Beryl French, 92, got a hard-boiled egg stuck in the back of her throat.\n\n\n\nHer granddaughter Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Halesworth, Suffolk had decided to take up the challenge of teaching her grandma to suck eggs.\n\nFormer secretary Beryl got into trouble on the first one.\n\nAn ambulance was scrambled as soon as Beryl collapsed, and paramedics managed to remove the blockage.\n\n"It just goes to show you can\'t teach your grandmother to suck eggs after all," Ms Fisher lamented today.\n\n"I wish I hadn\'t bothered now.\n\n"Granny liked eggs usually, so it was a surprise when one nearly killed her."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBeryl was a little sheepish about the incident.\n\n"I don\'t want to cause any fuss," she said.\n\nA medical spokesman said: "We would urge people not to try to teach their grandmothers to suck eggs."\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Grandmother nearly chokes to death sucking on an egg', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9392-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-17 06:23:03', '2018-08-17 06:23:03', '', 9392, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9392-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9397, 1, '2018-08-17 06:21:08', '2018-08-17 06:21:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg" alt="grandmother died being taught to suck eggs" width="700" height="465" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9393" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EGGCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nAn elderly lady nearly choked to death while her granddaughter tried to teach her to suck eggs, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe horrific incident happened when Beryl French, 92, got a hard-boiled egg stuck in the back of her throat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer granddaughter Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Halesworth, Suffolk had decided to take up the challenge of teaching her grandma to suck eggs.\r\n\r\nFormer secretary Beryl got into trouble on the firs egg.\r\n\r\nAn ambulance was scrambled as soon as Beryl collapsed, and paramedics managed to remove the blockage.\r\n\r\n"It just goes to show you can\'t teach your grandmother to suck eggs after all," Ms Fisher lamented today.\r\n\r\n"I wish I hadn\'t bothered now.\r\n\r\n"Granny liked eggs usually, so it was a surprise when one nearly killed her."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeryl was a little sheepish about the incident.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t want to cause any fuss," she said.\r\n\r\nA medical spokesman said: "We would urge people not to try to teach their grandmothers to suck eggs."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Grandmother nearly chokes to death sucking on an egg', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9392-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-17 06:21:08', '2018-08-17 06:21:08', '', 9392, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9392-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9398, 1, '2018-08-17 06:23:57', '2018-08-17 06:23:57', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/beryl-french-e1534452091111.jpg" alt="grandmother died being taught to suck eggs" width="700" height="465" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9393" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EGGCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nAn elderly lady nearly choked to death while her granddaughter tried to teach her to suck eggs, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe horrific incident happened when Beryl French, 92, got a hard-boiled egg stuck in the back of her throat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer granddaughter Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Halesworth, Suffolk had decided to take up the challenge of teaching her grandma to suck eggs.\r\n\r\nFormer secretary Beryl got into trouble on the first one.\r\n\r\nAn ambulance was scrambled as soon as she collapsed and paramedics managed to remove the blockage.\r\n\r\n"It just goes to show you can\'t teach your grandmother to suck eggs after all," Ms Fisher lamented today.\r\n\r\n"I wish I hadn\'t bothered now.\r\n\r\n"Granny liked eggs usually, so it was a surprise when one nearly killed her."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeryl was a little sheepish about the incident.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t want to cause any fuss," she said.\r\n\r\nA medical spokesman said: "We would urge people not to try to teach their grandmothers to suck eggs."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Grandmother nearly chokes to death sucking on an egg', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9392-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-17 06:23:57', '2018-08-17 06:23:57', '', 9392, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9392-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9399, 1, '2018-08-17 08:48:32', '2018-08-17 08:48:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/just-for-men.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/just-for-men.jpg" alt="Just for Men" width="419" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7344" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman who foolishly used Just For Men hair dye product ended up growing a beard, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, ignored strict instructions that the product to remove grey hairs was for men only.\r\n\r\nShe popped into her local chemist and purchased a bottle of Just For Men hair product, then splashed it all over her greying head.\r\n\r\nBut Ms Fisher was horrified that although her grey hairs become a beautiful dark shade of brown, she also started to grow a beard.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWithin five days she more or less had a full beard and had to return to the chemist to buy a razor.\r\n\r\nThe shopkeeper refused to give her a refund for the Just For Men hair product, because the packaging explicitly says women should not use it.\r\n\r\nMs Fisher has been told she will always now have a beautiful beard - and that she can use the alternative Just For Men beard colouring product to ensure it remains free of grey flecks.\r\n\r\nShe has decided to make the best out of a rather annoying situation by joining the Norfolk Traveling Freak Circus, which is currently enjoying a summer season in Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nA family friend said: "Everyone knows Just For Men can only be used by men. She\'s not too clever when it comes to that sort of thing, so she sort of accepts it\'s all her fault.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"She is getting used to the beard. Her partner actually and enjoys stroking it in the evening.\r\n\r\n"And because she\'s joined the circus, she\'s actually the first member of her family to get a proper job."\r\n\r\nAn insider at US makers Combe Incorporated said: "What part of Just For Men did this woman not understand?"  \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Woman uses Just For Men hair product, grows beard', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7343-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-17 08:48:32', '2018-08-17 08:48:32', '', 7343, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7343-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9400, 1, '2018-08-18 08:22:08', '2018-08-18 08:22:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/exam-results-e1534579578957.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/exam-results-e1534579578957.jpg" alt="exams easier" width="700" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9401" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A level students have at last admitted their exams are much easier than the really, really hard ones their parents took.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe school leavers say they didn\'t actually have to do a stroke of work but still got straight A grades in four subjects.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nParents have long complained that A levels were "much harder" in my day.\r\n\r\nIt had been assumed the improvement in grades was down to sheer determination and a tireless work ethic of today\'s school children.\r\n\r\nBut now they have themselves finally acknowledged that the exams their parents took were near impossible.\r\n\r\n"I looked at one chemistry A level paper from 1989," said one 18-year-old who was celebrating four A grades this week.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t event understand the question, let alone know where to start answering it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nParent Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In my day things were very different. These kids don\'t know how easy they have it."\r\n\r\nTeachers do not necessarily agree with the new revelations.\r\n\r\nOne veteran <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/teachers-work-in-pyjamas/">Suffolk geography teacher</a> said: "This is nonsense. The fact is parents who claim exams are now easier were the ones who messed about at school and scraped through with a D and two E grades.\r\n\r\n"We really shouldn\'t be taking anything away from the hard work today\'s teenagers have put in."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Students admit exams easier than the ones their parents took', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'students-admit-exams-easier-than-the-ones-their-parents-took', '', '', '2018-08-18 08:25:20', '2018-08-18 08:25:20', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9400', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9402, 1, '2018-08-18 08:22:08', '2018-08-18 08:22:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/exam-results-e1534579578957.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/exam-results-e1534579578957.jpg" alt="exams easier" width="700" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9401" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A level students have at last admitted their exams are much easier than the really, really hard ones their parents took.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe school leavers say they didn\'t actually have to do a stroke of work but still got straight A grades in four subjects.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nParents have long complained that A levels were "much harder" in my day.\r\n\r\nIt had been assumed the improvement in grades was down to sheer determination and a tireless work ethic of today\'s school children.\r\n\r\nBut now they have themselves finally acknowledged that the exams their parents took were near impossible.\r\n\r\n"I looked at one chemistry A level paper from 1989," said one 18-year-old who was celebrating four A grades this week.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t event understand the question, let alone know where to start answering it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nParent Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In my day things were very different. These kids don\'t know how easy they have it."\r\n\r\nTeachers do not necessarily agree with the new revelations.\r\n\r\nOne veteran <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/teachers-work-in-pyjamas/">Suffolk geography teacher</a> said: "This is nonsense. The fact is, parents who claim exams are now easier were the ones who messed about at school and scraped through with a D and two E grades.\r\n\r\n"We really shouldn\'t be taking anything away from the hard work today\'s teenagers have put in."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Students admit exams easier than the ones their parents took', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9400-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-18 08:22:08', '2018-08-18 08:22:08', '', 9400, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9400-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9403, 1, '2018-08-18 08:24:47', '2018-08-18 08:24:47', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/exam-results-e1534579578957.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/exam-results-e1534579578957.jpg" alt="exams easier" width="700" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9401" /></a>\n\n<strong>A level students have at last admitted their exams are much easier than the really, really hard ones their parents took.</strong>\n\nThe school leavers say they didn\'t actually have to do a stroke of work but still got straight A grades in four subjects.\n\n\n\nParents have long complained that A levels were "much harder" in my day.\n\nIt had been assumed the improvement in grades was down to sheer determination and a tireless work ethic of today\'s school children.\n\nBut now they have themselves finally acknowledged that the exams their parents took were near impossible.\n\n"I looked at one chemistry A level paper from 1989," said one 18-year-old who was celebrating four A grades this week.\n\n"I couldn\'t event understand the question, let alone know where to start answering it."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nParent Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In my day things were very different. These kids don\'t know how easy they have it."\n\nTeachers do not necessarily agree with the new revelations.\n\nOne veteran <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/teachers-work-in-pyjamas/">Suffolk geography teacher</a> said: "This is nonsense. The fact is parents who claim exams are now easier were the ones who messed about at school and scraped through with a D and two E grades.\n\n"We really shouldn\'t be taking anything away from the hard work today\'s teenagers have put in."\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Students admit exams easier than the ones their parents took', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9400-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-18 08:24:47', '2018-08-18 08:24:47', '', 9400, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9400-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9404, 1, '2018-08-18 08:25:20', '2018-08-18 08:25:20', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/exam-results-e1534579578957.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/exam-results-e1534579578957.jpg" alt="exams easier" width="700" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9401" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A level students have at last admitted their exams are much easier than the really, really hard ones their parents took.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe school leavers say they didn\'t actually have to do a stroke of work but still got straight A grades in four subjects.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nParents have long complained that A levels were "much harder" in my day.\r\n\r\nIt had been assumed the improvement in grades was down to sheer determination and a tireless work ethic of today\'s school children.\r\n\r\nBut now they have themselves finally acknowledged that the exams their parents took were near impossible.\r\n\r\n"I looked at one chemistry A level paper from 1989," said one 18-year-old who was celebrating four A grades this week.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t event understand the question, let alone know where to start answering it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nParent Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In my day things were very different. These kids don\'t know how easy they have it."\r\n\r\nTeachers do not necessarily agree with the new revelations.\r\n\r\nOne veteran <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/teachers-work-in-pyjamas/">Suffolk geography teacher</a> said: "This is nonsense. The fact is parents who claim exams are now easier were the ones who messed about at school and scraped through with a D and two E grades.\r\n\r\n"We really shouldn\'t be taking anything away from the hard work today\'s teenagers have put in."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Students admit exams easier than the ones their parents took', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9400-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-18 08:25:20', '2018-08-18 08:25:20', '', 9400, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9400-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9405, 1, '2018-08-20 08:04:44', '2018-08-20 08:04:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/sausage-pie-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/sausage-pie-2.jpg" alt="Rude sausage pie" width="1325" height="745" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9406" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man walked out of a pub in disgust after being served a rude sausage pie for Sunday lunch.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe was looking forward to the dish but was astonished when it was served up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe demanded an apology from the landlord of the Two Ducks near Ipswich.\r\n\r\nBut staff insist Mr Walshe had been rude and foul-mouthed when he arrived in the pub and ordered his food.\r\n\r\nOne bar person said: "He talked down to us and joked about the landlady\'s appearance. So, when he ordered his sausage pie, chef was only too happy to change things up.\r\n\r\n"We served it to him and, as expected, he failed to see the funny side.\r\n\r\n"He swore at our barman and walked out. Hopefully we\'ll not see him again."\r\n\r\nMr Walshe left a one-star review on TripAdvisor, telling everyone to avoid the Two Ducks.\r\n\r\nHe wrote: "Never go here. I ordered a sausage piece and got a very rude shaped dish."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLandlady Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Our staff have a wicked sense of humour.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately, not all customers see it that way. This particular gentleman had been rude when he arrived, so perhaps he got what he deserved.\r\n\r\n"We cut up his sausage pie after he walked out and shared it among our other grateful guests. They loved it."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, police have renewed their advice to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">hikers to avoid rural Norfolk country pubs</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Furious pub customer served rude sausage pie', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'rude-sausage-pie', '', '', '2018-08-20 08:04:44', '2018-08-20 08:04:44', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9405', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9407, 1, '2018-08-20 08:04:44', '2018-08-20 08:04:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/sausage-pie-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/sausage-pie-2.jpg" alt="Rude sausage pie" width="1325" height="745" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9406" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man walked out of a pub in disgust after being served a rude sausage pie for Sunday lunch.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe was looking forward to the dish but was astonished when it was served up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe demanded an apology from the landlord of the Two Ducks near Ipswich.\r\n\r\nBut staff insist Mr Walshe had been rude and foul-mouthed when he arrived in the pub and ordered his food.\r\n\r\nOne bar person said: "He talked down to us and joked about the landlady\'s appearance. So, when he ordered his sausage pie, chef was only too happy to change things up.\r\n\r\n"We served it to him and, as expected, he failed to see the funny side.\r\n\r\n"He swore at our barman and walked out. Hopefully we\'ll not see him again."\r\n\r\nMr Walshe left a one-star review on TripAdvisor, telling everyone to avoid the Two Ducks.\r\n\r\nHe wrote: "Never go here. I ordered a sausage piece and got a very rude shaped dish."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLandlady Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Our staff have a wicked sense of humour.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately, not all customers see it that way. This particular gentleman had been rude when he arrived, so perhaps he got what he deserved.\r\n\r\n"We cut up his sausage pie after he walked out and shared it among our other grateful guests. They loved it."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, police have renewed their advice to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">hikers to avoid rural Norfolk country pubs</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Furious pub customer served rude sausage pie', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9405-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-20 08:04:44', '2018-08-20 08:04:44', '', 9405, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9405-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9408, 1, '2018-08-22 20:15:41', '2018-08-22 20:15:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="640" height="383" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6740" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A staggering ninety per cent of all cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis, an official survey has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nRepresentatives from pollsters Morri found nine out of ten vehicles outside the Waitrose store in Ipswich were Audis of various models.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAll belonged to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">middle class folk</a> who looked very important and busy as they dashed inside the store to pick up their overpriced vegetables, <a type=amzn >wine</a> and avocados.\r\n\r\nPollsters, who were commisioned to carry out the survey by the joint motoring and retail analysts Moore, Money Van-Sents took photographs of the car park to prove just how many Audi owners shopped at Waitrose.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="800" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6741" /></a><center><i>Hundreds of Audis parked at Waitrose</center></i>\r\n\r\nThe photograph at the top of the page shows just one row of the car park, but when the camera panned out to reveal more of the Waitrose parking site at Futura Park <em>above</em>, it was clear there were hundreds of the coveted German cars. The remaining ten per cent of cars were made up of BMWs, Range Rovers and a Mercedes-Benz.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Rupert Johnson said: "This survey is conclusive proof that a certain type of person shops at Waitrose. They will be middle class, drive an Audi and not mind paying over the top for their weekly shop.\r\n\r\n"The irony is they would be devastated to know that if they took the name of their car, and changed just one letter, they would get Aldi."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Nine out of ten cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6739-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-22 20:15:41', '2018-08-22 20:15:41', '', 6739, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6739-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9409, 1, '2018-08-25 12:48:32', '2018-08-25 12:48:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field.jpg" alt="Scarecrow outstanding in his field" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9411" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk scarecrow has won a major award for being outstanding in his field.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoris the scarecrow has been working near Westleton in Suffolk for six months.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn that time birds and other pests have been scared away from the crops by his sheer presence.\r\n\r\nNational Farmers\' Union judge Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "There was a lot of good scarecrow entries this year.\r\n\r\n"But Boris really was outstanding in his field."\r\n\r\nHe won a new hat at the ceremony at a barn just outside Saxmundham, attended by county farming luminaries.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPotato farmer Maurice Piper said: "It\'s nice that we recognise the hard and often unpaid work put in by our scarecrows."\r\n\r\nThe news comes after it was a revealed a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/newfangled-farm-equipment/">newfangled bit of equipment called a plough is being tested in Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Award-winning scarecrow outstanding in his field', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field', '', '', '2018-08-25 12:51:39', '2018-08-25 12:51:39', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9409', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9411, 1, '2018-08-25 12:31:49', '2018-08-25 12:31:49', '', 'scarecrow outstanding in his field', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field', '', '', '2018-08-25 12:33:15', '2018-08-25 12:33:15', '', 9409, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9412, 1, '2018-08-25 12:43:10', '2018-08-25 12:43:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field.jpg" alt="Scarecrow outstanding in his field" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9411" /></a>Award-winning scarecrow outstanding in his field\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk scarecrow has won a major award for being outstanding in his field.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoris the scarecrow has been working near Westleton in Suffolk for six months.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn that time birds and other pests have been scared away from the crops by his sheer presence.\r\n\r\nNational Farmers\' Union judge Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "There was a lot of good scarecrow entries this year.\r\n\r\n"But Boris really was outstanding in his field."\r\n\r\nHe won a new hat at the ceremony at a barn just outside Saxmundham, attending by farming luminaries.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPotato farmer Maurice Piper said: "It\'s nice that we recognise the hard and often unpaid work put in by our scarecrows."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Award-winning scarecrow outstanding in his field', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9409-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-25 12:43:10', '2018-08-25 12:43:10', '', 9409, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9409-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9413, 1, '2018-08-25 12:48:32', '2018-08-25 12:48:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field.jpg" alt="Scarecrow outstanding in his field" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9411" /></a>Award-winning scarecrow outstanding in his field\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk scarecrow has won a major award for being outstanding in his field.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoris the scarecrow has been working near Westleton in Suffolk for six months.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn that time birds and other pests have been scared away from the crops by his sheer presence.\r\n\r\nNational Farmers\' Union judge Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "There was a lot of good scarecrow entries this year.\r\n\r\n"But Boris really was outstanding in his field."\r\n\r\nHe won a new hat at the ceremony at a barn just outside Saxmundham, attending by farming luminaries.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPotato farmer Maurice Piper said: "It\'s nice that we recognise the hard and often unpaid work put in by our scarecrows."\r\n\r\nThe news comes after it was a revealed a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/newfangled-farm-equipment/">newfangled bit of equipment called a plough is being tested in Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Award-winning scarecrow outstanding in his field', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9409-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-25 12:48:32', '2018-08-25 12:48:32', '', 9409, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9409-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9414, 1, '2018-08-25 12:50:35', '2018-08-25 12:50:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field.jpg" alt="Scarecrow outstanding in his field" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9411" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\n\nA Suffolk scarecrow has won a major award for being outstanding in his field.</strong>\n\nBoris the scarecrow has been working near Westleton in Suffolk for six months.\n\n\n\nIn that time birds and other pests have been scared away from the crops by his sheer presence.\n\nNational Farmers\' Union judge Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "There was a lot of good scarecrow entries this year.\n\n"But Boris really was outstanding in his field."\n\nHe won a new hat at the ceremony at a barn just outside Saxmundham, attending by farming luminaries.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nPotato farmer Maurice Piper said: "It\'s nice that we recognise the hard and often unpaid work put in by our scarecrows."\n\nThe news comes after it was a revealed a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/newfangled-farm-equipment/">newfangled bit of equipment called a plough is being tested in Norfolk</a>.\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Award-winning scarecrow outstanding in his field', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9409-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-25 12:50:35', '2018-08-25 12:50:35', '', 9409, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9409-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9415, 1, '2018-08-25 12:51:39', '2018-08-25 12:51:39', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scarecrow-outstanding-in-his-field.jpg" alt="Scarecrow outstanding in his field" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9411" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk scarecrow has won a major award for being outstanding in his field.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoris the scarecrow has been working near Westleton in Suffolk for six months.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn that time birds and other pests have been scared away from the crops by his sheer presence.\r\n\r\nNational Farmers\' Union judge Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "There was a lot of good scarecrow entries this year.\r\n\r\n"But Boris really was outstanding in his field."\r\n\r\nHe won a new hat at the ceremony at a barn just outside Saxmundham, attended by county farming luminaries.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPotato farmer Maurice Piper said: "It\'s nice that we recognise the hard and often unpaid work put in by our scarecrows."\r\n\r\nThe news comes after it was a revealed a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/newfangled-farm-equipment/">newfangled bit of equipment called a plough is being tested in Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Award-winning scarecrow outstanding in his field', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9409-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-25 12:51:39', '2018-08-25 12:51:39', '', 9409, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9409-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9416, 1, '2018-08-25 16:16:54', '2018-08-25 16:16:54', '<strong>This video shows Ipswich defender Toto Nsiala being sent off for a committing a horrifically dangerous 10-yard pass.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clip shows he got to the ball and passed to a teammate seconds before Sheffield Wednesday\'s Fernando Forestieri arrived and managed to jump out of the way, saving himself from certain death.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thoughts? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#itfc</a> <a href="https://t.co/RCIKEggEl0">pic.twitter.com/RCIKEggEl0</a></p>&mdash; Daniel Hill (@ScrumpyDaniel) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScrumpyDaniel/status/1033378808810762240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 25, 2018</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center>\r\n\r\nWithin minutes, Wednesday scored against 10-man Ipswich to secure a 2-1 victory and send the Suffolk side to the bottom of the table.\r\n\r\nFootball referee expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Ipswich player could have killed someone passing the ball ten yards like that.\r\n\r\n"This sort of dangerous recklessness has to be eliminated from the game.\r\n\r\n"Forestieri can consider himself lucky to be alive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt was the second time in a week that Ipswich have had a player sent off.\r\n\r\nThe club will appeal against Nsiala\'s red card, because it was absolutely fecking ridiculous.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ipswich player sent off for making dangerous 10-yard pass', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-player-sent-off-for-making-dangerous-10-yard-pass', '', '', '2018-08-25 16:29:07', '2018-08-25 16:29:07', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9416', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9418, 1, '2018-08-25 16:16:54', '2018-08-25 16:16:54', '<strong>This video shows Ipswich defender Toto Nsiala being sent off for a committing a horrifically dangerous 10-yard pass.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clip shows he got to the ball and passed seconds to a teammate before Sheffield Wednesday\'s Fernando Forestieri arrived and managed to jump out of the way, saving himself from certain death.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thoughts? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#itfc</a> <a href="https://t.co/RCIKEggEl0">pic.twitter.com/RCIKEggEl0</a></p>&mdash; Daniel Hill (@ScrumpyDaniel) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScrumpyDaniel/status/1033378808810762240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 25, 2018</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center>\r\n\r\nWithin minutes, Wednesday scored against 10-man Ipswich to secure a 2-1 victory and send the Suffolk side to the bottom of the table.\r\n\r\nFootball referee expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Ipswich player could have killed someone passing the ball ten yards like that.\r\n\r\n"This sort of dangerous recklessness has to be eliminated from the game.\r\n\r\n"Forestieri can consider himself lucky to be alive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt was the second time in a week that Ipswich have had a player sent off.\r\n\r\nThe club will appeal against Nsiala\'s red card, because it was absolutely fecking ridiculous.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ipswich player sent off for making dangerous 10-yard pass', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9416-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-25 16:16:54', '2018-08-25 16:16:54', '', 9416, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9416-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9419, 1, '2018-08-25 16:20:53', '2018-08-25 16:20:53', '<strong>This video shows Ipswich defender Toto Nsiala being sent off for a committing a horrifically dangerous 10-yard pass.</strong>\n\nThe clip shows he got to the ball and passed to a teammate seconds before Sheffield Wednesday\'s Fernando Forestieri arrived and managed to jump out of the way, saving himself from certain death.\n\n\n\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thoughts? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#itfc</a> <a href="https://t.co/RCIKEggEl0">pic.twitter.com/RCIKEggEl0</a></p>&mdash; Daniel Hill (@ScrumpyDaniel) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScrumpyDaniel/status/1033378808810762240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 25, 2018</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center>\n\nWithin minutes, Wednesday scored against 10-man Ipswich to secure a 2-1 victory and send the Suffolk side to the bottom of the table.\n\nFootball referee expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Ipswich player could have killed someone passing the ball ten yards like that.\n\n"This sort of dangerous recklessness has to be eliminated from the game.\n\n"Forestieri can consider himself lucky to be alive."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIt was the second time in a week that Ipswich have had a player sent off.\n\nThe club will appeal against Nsiala\'s red card, because it was absolutely fecking ridiculous.\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ipswich player sent off for making dangerous 10-yard pass', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9416-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-25 16:20:53', '2018-08-25 16:20:53', '', 9416, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9416-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9420, 1, '2018-08-25 16:20:58', '2018-08-25 16:20:58', '<strong>This video shows Ipswich defender Toto Nsiala being sent off for a committing a horrifically dangerous 10-yard pass.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clip shows he got to the ball and passed to a teammate seconds before Sheffield Wednesday\'s Fernando Forestieri arrived and managed to jump out of the way, saving himself from certain death.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thoughts? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#itfc</a> <a href="https://t.co/RCIKEggEl0">pic.twitter.com/RCIKEggEl0</a></p>&mdash; Daniel Hill (@ScrumpyDaniel) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScrumpyDaniel/status/1033378808810762240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 25, 2018</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center>\r\n\r\nWithin minutes, Wednesday scored against 10-man Ipswich to secure a 2-1 victory and send the Suffolk side to the bottom of the table.\r\n\r\nFootball referee expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Ipswich player could have killed someone passing the ball ten yards like that.\r\n\r\n"This sort of dangerous recklessness has to be eliminated from the game.\r\n\r\n"Forestieri can consider himself lucky to be alive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt was the second time in a week that Ipswich have had a player sent off.\r\n\r\nThe club will appeal against Nsiala\'s red card, because it was absolutely fecking ridiculous.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ipswich player sent off for making dangerous 10-yard pass', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9416-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-25 16:20:58', '2018-08-25 16:20:58', '', 9416, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9416-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9421, 1, '2018-08-27 08:11:38', '2018-08-27 08:11:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/wonga-logo.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/wonga-logo.jpg" alt="wonga on brink of collapse" width="540" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9423" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Payday lender Wonga is said to be "on the brink of financial collapse" after accidentally lending itself £50.</strong>\r\n\r\nFinancial experts say the business mistakenly borrowed the cash six months ago and now owes £20 million thanks to its own astronomical interest rate.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSky News revealed the business had approached Grant Thornton to act as administrator if it became insolvent.\r\n\r\nAn urgent internal inquiry is now underway to establish why finance teams mistakenly sanctioned lending itself £50.\r\n\r\nIndustry expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It was an error in accounts as no-one at Wonga in their right mind would have used their own toe-curling loans.\r\n\r\n"Getting a loan from Wonga at 1,509% interest rates can be ruinous, as many desperate members of the public will tell you."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Wonga said it was ironic that the company accidentally lent money to itself and was now on the brink of collapse.\r\n\r\n"It was only £50," he said. "And before we knew it the debt had risen to millions.\r\n\r\n"We started getting constant letters and phone calls from our own people demanding money back.\r\n\r\n"It seems we may have to go under now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45313958">Wonga has been facing increasing financial pressure</a> after surging compensation claims from customers.\r\n\r\nSeveral years ago it was forced to slash its astonishing 5,000% interest rates to a cap of 1,509%, a rate that still meant if you borrowed £100, you\'d owe £1,500 just 12 months later.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a></h2>', 'Wonga \'on verge of collapse\' after accidentally lending itself £50', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'wonga-collapse', '', '', '2018-09-18 08:48:01', '2018-09-18 08:48:01', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9421', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9424, 1, '2018-08-27 08:11:38', '2018-08-27 08:11:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/wonga-logo.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/wonga-logo.jpg" alt="wonga on brink of collapse" width="540" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9423" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Payday lender Wonga is said to be "on the brink of financial collapse" after accidentally lending itself £50.</strong>\r\n\r\nFinancial experts say the business mistakenly borrowed the cash six months ago and now owes £20 million thanks to its own astronomical interest rate.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSky News revealed the business had approached Grant Thornton to act as administrator if it became insolvent.\r\n\r\nAn urgent internal inquiry is now underway to establish why finance teams mistakenly sanctioned lending itself £50.\r\n\r\nIndustry expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It was an error in accounts as no-one at Wonga in their right mind would have used their own toe-curling loans.\r\n\r\n"Getting a loan from Wonga at 1,509% interest rates can be ruinous, as many desperate members of the public will tell you."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Wonga said it was ironic that the company accidentally lent money to itself and was now on the brink of collapse.\r\n\r\n"It was only £50," he said. "And before we knew it the debt had risen to millions.\r\n\r\n"We started getting constant letters and phone calls from our own people demanding money back.\r\n\r\n"It seems we may have to go under now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWonga has been facing increasing financial pressure after surging compensation claims from customers.\r\n\r\nSeveral years ago it was forced to slash its astonishing 5,000% interest rates to a cap of 1,509%, a rate that still meant if you borrowed £100, you\'d owe £1,500 just 12 months later.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Wonga \'on verge of collapse\' after accidentally lending itself £50', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9421-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-27 08:11:38', '2018-08-27 08:11:38', '', 9421, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9421-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9425, 1, '2018-08-27 08:15:58', '2018-08-27 08:15:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/wonga-logo.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/wonga-logo.jpg" alt="wonga on brink of collapse" width="540" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9423" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Payday lender Wonga is said to be "on the brink of financial collapse" after accidentally lending itself £50.</strong>\r\n\r\nFinancial experts say the business mistakenly borrowed the cash six months ago and now owes £20 million thanks to its own astronomical interest rate.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSky News revealed the business had approached Grant Thornton to act as administrator if it became insolvent.\r\n\r\nAn urgent internal inquiry is now underway to establish why finance teams mistakenly sanctioned lending itself £50.\r\n\r\nIndustry expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It was an error in accounts as no-one at Wonga in their right mind would have used their own toe-curling loans.\r\n\r\n"Getting a loan from Wonga at 1,509% interest rates can be ruinous, as many desperate members of the public will tell you."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Wonga said it was ironic that the company accidentally lent money to itself and was now on the brink of collapse.\r\n\r\n"It was only £50," he said. "And before we knew it the debt had risen to millions.\r\n\r\n"We started getting constant letters and phone calls from our own people demanding money back.\r\n\r\n"It seems we may have to go under now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45313958">Wonga has been facing increasing financial pressure</a> after surging compensation claims from customers.\r\n\r\nSeveral years ago it was forced to slash its astonishing 5,000% interest rates to a cap of 1,509%, a rate that still meant if you borrowed £100, you\'d owe £1,500 just 12 months later.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Wonga \'on verge of collapse\' after accidentally lending itself £50', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9421-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-27 08:15:58', '2018-08-27 08:15:58', '', 9421, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9421-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9426, 1, '2018-08-27 07:45:16', '2018-08-27 07:45:16', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/happy-couple-e1535385653507.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/happy-couple-e1535385653507.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9428" /></a>\r\n\r\nEven the most apparently healthy relationships will go through ups and downs. In the early stages, whether you met through <a href="https://www.quickflirt.com/en-gb/">online dating site</a> or in your local pub, couples will be experiencing the first flushes of potential love. This honeymoon period will be characterized by excitement. You\'ll be finding out all about each other\'s personalities and passions, and discovering activities to enjoy together.\r\n\r\nWith time, all that enthusiasm will diminish, replaced by contentment and habit. But even in any relationship where the partners have become completely comfortable with each other, complacency can have a negative impact on their happiness. Here are four tips which will guarantee any partnership remains strong.\r\n\r\n<strong>Meet issues head on</strong>\r\nWhenever there are disagreements or contentious issues, the worst thing you could do is simply try to hope these will sort out themselves. Whenever anything arises which has the potential to cause long-term resentment, no matter what the source of the problem might be, it is imperative these are dealt with from the outset. There is no point putting on a brave face because you don\'t wish to rock the boat. This ‘head in the sand\' attitude will only lead to conflict further down the line. It\'s far better to maintain an open and honest arena where any problems can be debated. Some couples go out of their way to avoid confrontation, but dealing with anything head one will actually bring you closer as a couple.\r\n\r\n<strong>Learn how to deal with friction</strong>\r\nIt\'s important to be able to put disagreements in perspective. It would be unnatural for a relationship to coast along, with neither party ever feeling the need to disagree with the other. But arguments can always be controlled if both partners are prepared to compromise and not allow the situation to spiral out of control. As a couple, you should relish healthy and vigorous debates on any subject. Even if these do become heated, they can actually be a satisfying way to let off steam. It\'s healthy to have opposing viewpoints. As long as you accept there are lines which must never be crossed, and compromises which must always be reached, your relationship will be strengthened.\r\n\r\n<strong>Keep an upbeat attitude</strong>\r\nAnother excellent tip towards maintaining the positivity in any partnership is to try and maintain an optimistic outlook at all times. It is only natural there will be incidents which arise that can provoke feelings of disappointment. But stress and trauma can be overcome by striving to remain positive. This is where one partner can be particularly supportive of their other half. No matter how despondent they might feel about something, if you can be on their side, providing support and encouragement at all times, then the old adage will prove to be true: a problem shared is a problem halved.\r\n\r\n<strong>Accept no relationship is perfect</strong>\r\nThere is no such thing as a perfect relationship. The reason for this is quite straightforward. Relationships involve human beings and each and every one of us is flawed in some way. Being less than perfect is one of the prime characteristics which makes us human.\r\n\r\nThis can actually be a source of positivity for any couple if they accept there will be times when unpleasant characteristics come to the fore. Aspects like weakness, selfishness, greed and many others may not be that pleasant when they are exhibited. But they are nothing to get unduly concerned about when placed in this context. We are all capable of behaving to less than impeccable standards. The important thing is to accept shortcomings and to be prepared to forgive and move on.', '4 tips to strengthen any relationship', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', '4-tips-to-strengthen-any-relationship', '', '', '2018-08-27 16:02:56', '2018-08-27 16:02:56', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9426', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9427, 1, '2018-08-27 15:59:52', '2018-08-27 15:59:52', 'Even the most apparently healthy relationships will go through ups and downs. In the early stages, whether you met through <a href="https://www.quickflirt.com/en-gb/">online dating site</a> or in your local pub, couples will be experiencing the first flushes of potential love. This honeymoon period will be characterized by excitement. You\'ll be finding out all about each other\'s personalities and passions, and discovering activities to enjoy together.\r\n\r\nWith time, all that enthusiasm will diminish, replaced by contentment and habit. But even in any relationship where the partners have become completely comfortable with each other, complacency can have a negative impact on their happiness. Here are four tips which will guarantee any partnership remains strong.\r\n\r\n<strong>Meet issues head on</strong>\r\nWhenever there are disagreements or contentious issues, the worst thing you could do is simply try to hope these will sort out themselves. Whenever anything arises which has the potential to cause long-term resentment, no matter what the source of the problem might be, it is imperative these are dealt with from the outset. There is no point putting on a brave face because you don\'t wish to rock the boat. This ‘head in the sand\' attitude will only lead to conflict further down the line. It\'s far better to maintain an open and honest arena where any problems can be debated. Some couples go out of their way to avoid confrontation, but dealing with anything head one will actually bring you closer as a couple.\r\n\r\n<strong>Learn how to deal with friction</strong>\r\nIt\'s important to be able to put disagreements in perspective. It would be unnatural for a relationship to coast along, with neither party ever feeling the need to disagree with the other. But arguments can always be controlled if both partners are prepared to compromise and not allow the situation to spiral out of control. As a couple, you should relish healthy and vigorous debates on any subject. Even if these do become heated, they can actually be a satisfying way to let off steam. It\'s healthy to have opposing viewpoints. As long as you accept there are lines which must never be crossed, and compromises which must always be reached, your relationship will be strengthened.\r\n\r\n<strong>Keep an upbeat attitude</strong>\r\nAnother excellent tip towards maintaining the positivity in any partnership is to try and maintain an optimistic outlook at all times. It is only natural there will be incidents which arise that can provoke feelings of disappointment. But stress and trauma can be overcome by striving to remain positive. This is where one partner can be particularly supportive of their other half. No matter how despondent they might feel about something, if you can be on their side, providing support and encouragement at all times, then the old adage will prove to be true: a problem shared is a problem halved.\r\n\r\n<strong>Accept no relationship is perfect</strong>\r\nThere is no such thing as a perfect relationship. The reason for this is quite straightforward. Relationships involve human beings and each and every one of us is flawed in some way. Being less than perfect is one of the prime characteristics which makes us human.\r\n\r\nThis can actually be a source of positivity for any couple if they accept there will be times when unpleasant characteristics come to the fore. Aspects like weakness, selfishness, greed and many others may not be that pleasant when they are exhibited. But they are nothing to get unduly concerned about when placed in this context. We are all capable of behaving to less than impeccable standards. The important thing is to accept shortcomings and to be prepared to forgive and move on.', '4 tips to strengthen any relationship', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9426-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-27 15:59:52', '2018-08-27 15:59:52', '', 9426, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9426-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9429, 1, '2018-08-27 16:02:56', '2018-08-27 16:02:56', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/happy-couple-e1535385653507.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/happy-couple-e1535385653507.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9428" /></a>\r\n\r\nEven the most apparently healthy relationships will go through ups and downs. In the early stages, whether you met through <a href="https://www.quickflirt.com/en-gb/">online dating site</a> or in your local pub, couples will be experiencing the first flushes of potential love. This honeymoon period will be characterized by excitement. You\'ll be finding out all about each other\'s personalities and passions, and discovering activities to enjoy together.\r\n\r\nWith time, all that enthusiasm will diminish, replaced by contentment and habit. But even in any relationship where the partners have become completely comfortable with each other, complacency can have a negative impact on their happiness. Here are four tips which will guarantee any partnership remains strong.\r\n\r\n<strong>Meet issues head on</strong>\r\nWhenever there are disagreements or contentious issues, the worst thing you could do is simply try to hope these will sort out themselves. Whenever anything arises which has the potential to cause long-term resentment, no matter what the source of the problem might be, it is imperative these are dealt with from the outset. There is no point putting on a brave face because you don\'t wish to rock the boat. This ‘head in the sand\' attitude will only lead to conflict further down the line. It\'s far better to maintain an open and honest arena where any problems can be debated. Some couples go out of their way to avoid confrontation, but dealing with anything head one will actually bring you closer as a couple.\r\n\r\n<strong>Learn how to deal with friction</strong>\r\nIt\'s important to be able to put disagreements in perspective. It would be unnatural for a relationship to coast along, with neither party ever feeling the need to disagree with the other. But arguments can always be controlled if both partners are prepared to compromise and not allow the situation to spiral out of control. As a couple, you should relish healthy and vigorous debates on any subject. Even if these do become heated, they can actually be a satisfying way to let off steam. It\'s healthy to have opposing viewpoints. As long as you accept there are lines which must never be crossed, and compromises which must always be reached, your relationship will be strengthened.\r\n\r\n<strong>Keep an upbeat attitude</strong>\r\nAnother excellent tip towards maintaining the positivity in any partnership is to try and maintain an optimistic outlook at all times. It is only natural there will be incidents which arise that can provoke feelings of disappointment. But stress and trauma can be overcome by striving to remain positive. This is where one partner can be particularly supportive of their other half. No matter how despondent they might feel about something, if you can be on their side, providing support and encouragement at all times, then the old adage will prove to be true: a problem shared is a problem halved.\r\n\r\n<strong>Accept no relationship is perfect</strong>\r\nThere is no such thing as a perfect relationship. The reason for this is quite straightforward. Relationships involve human beings and each and every one of us is flawed in some way. Being less than perfect is one of the prime characteristics which makes us human.\r\n\r\nThis can actually be a source of positivity for any couple if they accept there will be times when unpleasant characteristics come to the fore. Aspects like weakness, selfishness, greed and many others may not be that pleasant when they are exhibited. But they are nothing to get unduly concerned about when placed in this context. We are all capable of behaving to less than impeccable standards. The important thing is to accept shortcomings and to be prepared to forgive and move on.', '4 tips to strengthen any relationship', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9426-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-27 16:02:56', '2018-08-27 16:02:56', '', 9426, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9426-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9430, 1, '2018-08-27 07:54:31', '2018-08-27 07:54:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/hold-hands-e1535389059977.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/hold-hands-e1535389059977.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9431" /></a>\r\n\r\nIn an ideal world, singles could embrace <a href="https://www.flirt.com/en-gb/">online dating uk</a> without any misgivings, engaging in friendly conversation before arranging romantic get-togethers. But life is never that simple. For all that matchmaking websites are dedicated to providing a convenient platform for singles to get to know each other, the very nature of this method of communicating can be problematic. So how can you tell if the person you are messaging is telling you the truth all the time? What are the giveaways which indicate they might be toying with your affections? In short, when it comes to identifying when your relationship might be about to implode, what are the warning signs to look for?\r\n\r\n<strong>Trust issues</strong>\r\nJust as in the offline world, online relationships rely on trust. When this becomes eroded, this is a clear sign all is not as it should be. In order to forge a real and genuine connection in an online environment, it is always vital for both parties to be above board at all times, giving an honest account of their feelings. But if the person you are communicating with is consistently coming out with stories which seem difficult to believe, or they repeat themselves with different variations each time, you have to read between the lines. Why are they not telling the truth? Is it because they are feeding exactly the same lines to other site users they are connecting with?\r\n\r\n<strong>Communication lapses</strong>\r\nAnother dead giveaway is communication. Does the person you are connecting with sometimes go off-radar for a considerable period of time? It would only be natural to give them the benefit of the doubt, thinking there may be something going on in their private life, such as someone requiring hospital treatment. But another assumption it would only be natural for you to make is they are playing the field when it comes to their online connections. Perhaps they are hedging their bets, chatting up someone else before getting back to you again.\r\n\r\nThis is even more exacerbated if they are continually making excuses why they don\'t want to web chat with you. What do they have to hide? Is there any possibility the version which would presents itself during a Skype call would radically differ from the profile picture they\'ve been using?\r\n\r\n<strong>Lack of images</strong>\r\nWhat about that profile? Another warning sign would be if they have presented scant images. Do you really think this means they are shy? Or isn\'t it more likely they just haven\'t got the same intensity of feelings as yourself? After all, if you truly care about them, you would have no qualms about sending them as many pictures as they wished to see. If this is not reciprocated, it would only be natural for you to wonder why they don\'t feel the same connection. If the emotions within a relationship are unbalanced, this will be even more exacerbated in an online environment.\r\n\r\n<strong>Offline commitment</strong>\r\nFinally, the greatest warning sign of all concerning an online relationship comes about when discussion centers on taking matters to the next level. For most people, a dating site is merely an introductory platform, somewhere to make the initial connection and get to know a potential partner before embarking on the actual face-to-face dates. But if the person is continually making excuses about not wanting to meet you, then you have to ask yourself why this might be? Would it be because they have an existing girlfriend or even wife whom they do not want you to ever find out about?', '4 warning signs in an online relationship', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'online-relationship-warning', '', '', '2018-08-27 17:05:48', '2018-08-27 17:05:48', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9430', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9431, 1, '2018-08-27 16:57:27', '2018-08-27 16:57:27', '', 'hold hands', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'hold-hands', '', '', '2018-08-27 16:57:27', '2018-08-27 16:57:27', '', 9430, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/hold-hands.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9432, 1, '2018-08-27 17:05:48', '2018-08-27 17:05:48', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/hold-hands-e1535389059977.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/hold-hands-e1535389059977.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9431" /></a>\r\n\r\nIn an ideal world, singles could embrace <a href="https://www.flirt.com/en-gb/">online dating uk</a> without any misgivings, engaging in friendly conversation before arranging romantic get-togethers. But life is never that simple. For all that matchmaking websites are dedicated to providing a convenient platform for singles to get to know each other, the very nature of this method of communicating can be problematic. So how can you tell if the person you are messaging is telling you the truth all the time? What are the giveaways which indicate they might be toying with your affections? In short, when it comes to identifying when your relationship might be about to implode, what are the warning signs to look for?\r\n\r\n<strong>Trust issues</strong>\r\nJust as in the offline world, online relationships rely on trust. When this becomes eroded, this is a clear sign all is not as it should be. In order to forge a real and genuine connection in an online environment, it is always vital for both parties to be above board at all times, giving an honest account of their feelings. But if the person you are communicating with is consistently coming out with stories which seem difficult to believe, or they repeat themselves with different variations each time, you have to read between the lines. Why are they not telling the truth? Is it because they are feeding exactly the same lines to other site users they are connecting with?\r\n\r\n<strong>Communication lapses</strong>\r\nAnother dead giveaway is communication. Does the person you are connecting with sometimes go off-radar for a considerable period of time? It would only be natural to give them the benefit of the doubt, thinking there may be something going on in their private life, such as someone requiring hospital treatment. But another assumption it would only be natural for you to make is they are playing the field when it comes to their online connections. Perhaps they are hedging their bets, chatting up someone else before getting back to you again.\r\n\r\nThis is even more exacerbated if they are continually making excuses why they don\'t want to web chat with you. What do they have to hide? Is there any possibility the version which would presents itself during a Skype call would radically differ from the profile picture they\'ve been using?\r\n\r\n<strong>Lack of images</strong>\r\nWhat about that profile? Another warning sign would be if they have presented scant images. Do you really think this means they are shy? Or isn\'t it more likely they just haven\'t got the same intensity of feelings as yourself? After all, if you truly care about them, you would have no qualms about sending them as many pictures as they wished to see. If this is not reciprocated, it would only be natural for you to wonder why they don\'t feel the same connection. If the emotions within a relationship are unbalanced, this will be even more exacerbated in an online environment.\r\n\r\n<strong>Offline commitment</strong>\r\nFinally, the greatest warning sign of all concerning an online relationship comes about when discussion centers on taking matters to the next level. For most people, a dating site is merely an introductory platform, somewhere to make the initial connection and get to know a potential partner before embarking on the actual face-to-face dates. But if the person is continually making excuses about not wanting to meet you, then you have to ask yourself why this might be? Would it be because they have an existing girlfriend or even wife whom they do not want you to ever find out about?', '4 warning signs in an online relationship', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9430-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-27 17:05:48', '2018-08-27 17:05:48', '', 9430, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9430-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9434, 1, '2018-08-28 17:41:15', '2018-08-28 17:41:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/proclaimers.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/proclaimers.jpeg" alt="Proclaimers walk 500 miles, then 500 more" width="620" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6175" /></a>\n\n<strong>Two Scottish brothers who walked 500 miles, then 500 more have revealed they had no desire to share their athletic prowess on Facebook in order to impress their friends.</strong>\n\nBespectacled twins Charlie and Craig Reid, 54, proclaimed they would make the epic 1,000-mile trek in 1988, long before apps like Strava or Map My Ride existed.\n\n\n\nIt meant they did not have an annoying compulsion to show off how well they had done while sneering at lazy acquaintances who spend their weekends in front the TV.\n\nLoraine Fisher, 34, a pal of the brothers said: "Facebook is full of people bragging about how far they cycled or how quickly they ran that day. Some even share their dog walks.\n\n"Well Charlie and Craig went 500 miles, then 500 more and didn\'t feel the need to share a single step of it on social media."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAn insider at Strava, the app that records an athlete\'s every move, said even if the brothers had wanted to use the app on their marathon walk it wouldn\'t have worked.\n\n"I\'m afraid that assuming they walked 3.5 miles an hour, it would have taken them 286 hours, in which case their phone battery would have died."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'We walked 500 miles, then 500 more but didn\'t share it on Facebook', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6174-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-28 17:41:15', '2018-08-28 17:41:15', '', 6174, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6174-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9435, 1, '2018-08-28 17:41:23', '2018-08-28 17:41:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/proclaimers.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/proclaimers.jpeg" alt="Proclaimers walk 500 miles, then 500 more" width="620" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6175" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Two Scottish brothers who walked 500 miles, then 500 more have revealed they had no desire to share their athletic prowess on Facebook in order to impress their friends.</strong>\r\n\r\nBespectacled twins Charlie and Craig Reid, 54, proclaimed they would make the epic 1,000-mile trek in 1988, long before apps like Strava or Map My Ride existed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt meant they did not have an annoying compulsion to show off how well they had done while sneering at lazy acquaintances who spend their weekends in front the TV.\r\n\r\nLoraine Fisher, 34, a pal of the brothers said: "Facebook is full of people bragging about how far they cycled or how quickly they ran that day. Some even share their dog walks.\r\n\r\n"Well Charlie and Craig went 500 miles, then 500 more and didn\'t feel the need to share a single step of it on social media."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Strava, the app that records an athlete\'s every move, said even if the brothers had wanted to use the app on their marathon walk it wouldn\'t have worked.\r\n\r\n"I\'m afraid that assuming they walked 3.5 miles an hour, it would have taken them 286 hours, in which case their phone battery would have died."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'We walked 500 miles, then 500 more but didn\'t share it on Facebook', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6174-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-28 17:41:23', '2018-08-28 17:41:23', '', 6174, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6174-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9436, 1, '2018-08-28 14:50:19', '2018-08-28 14:50:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/bingo-card-e1535478482152.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/bingo-card-e1535478482152.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="453" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9437" /></a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s the battle of the hipsters as Suffolk\'s edgiest residents have begun flocking to the bingo halls and forcing the regular clientele, many of whom have replacement hips, to take to the streets in search of alternative entertainment. Most bingo regulars believed their halls to be a haven free from the scourge of millennials but recent events have demonstrated that there is nothing that hipsters won\'t ruin.\r\n\r\nWhen <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35075336">the BBC</a> reported on the trendiness of bingo in 2016, stating how the UK accommodated 45 million visits to bingo halls in a year, it was received as positive news for the game. Unfortunately, the growing popularity of bingo attracted the attention of the hipster crowd looking for something "retro" to do. This has shaken communities across Suffolk to their very foundations.\r\n\r\nWith younger people filling up the bingo halls, the natural order of society has been affected. To restore balance, many of these senior citizens have claimed the streets in response to losing one of their natural habitats. Many pedestrians have reported how congregations of elderly individuals in dark alleys have forced them to look for alternative routes, not because of intimidation but because their Zimmer frames take up a lot of space.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/old-dears-e1535478554784.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/old-dears-e1535478554784.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9438" /></a>\r\n\r\nEarly reports suggest that one of the hipsters did attempt to give bingo hall regulars some advice as they pushed past them on their way into the building, suggesting that elderly folk should try to load up a bingo game on their tablet instead. Unfortunately, this advice was muttered at such a low volume that it created <a href="https://uk.pcmag.com/opinion/112355/is-the-apple-ipad-a-tablet">tablet-related confusion</a>, with those who heard fragments taking the comment as a reminder to have their medication.\r\n\r\nBut it\'s not all doom and gloom. Some of the savviest bingo lovers have deployed a technique regularly used "back in their day" by actually bothering to travel somewhere rather than sitting in front of a screen. Many have been commuting to the <a href="https://www.buzzbingo.com/club/clacton-on-sea.html">Buzz Bingo</a> club in Clacton-on-Sea to get their bingo fix. A large proportion of these bingo players would have been <a href="http://www.eadt.co.uk/ea-life/clacton-on-sea-norman-s-seaside-special-1-1421801">among the 100,000 tourists</a> that used to travel to Clacton-on-Sea each week in the late 1930s, so the combined power of bingo and nostalgia is difficult to resist for this crowd.\r\n\r\nThese brave travellers will be hoping that the hipsters do not find their way to Clacton-on-Sea too. While bingo is in vogue, going out of one\'s way is not yet in fashion. This should buy travellers to Clacton-on-Sea some time. Yet, if the growing success of bingo continues, it may grip the whole country. Hipsters across the nation will religiously copy what happens in places like Camden, with even <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jan/06/bingo-is-back-and-even-the-hipsters-have-got-their-eyes-down">The Guardian</a> deigning to report on how a new crowd were filling the bingo halls in London. But this is not just a London problem any more. \r\n\r\nThis fervour for bingo has spread to Suffolk, and its implications could be irreversible. Bingo halls may have to start serving <a href="https://www.bensherman.co.uk/the-last-word/one/the-rise-of-craft-beer">craft beer</a> and using emojis rather than numbers to cater to a generation incapable of expressing genuine emotion with words. True bingo lovers will yearn for a simpler time, with elderly gangs stood outside of the local supermarket loudly reminiscing about the glory days when they won big in the bingo hall.', 'Senior citizens forced out of bingo halls by hipsters', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'senior-citizens-forced-out-of-bingo-halls-by-hipsters', '', '', '2018-08-28 17:51:00', '2018-08-28 17:51:00', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9436', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9438, 1, '2018-08-28 17:48:57', '2018-08-28 17:48:57', '', 'old dears', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'old-dears', '', '', '2018-08-28 17:48:57', '2018-08-28 17:48:57', '', 9436, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/old-dears.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9439, 1, '2018-08-28 17:50:19', '2018-08-28 17:50:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/bingo-card-e1535478482152.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/bingo-card-e1535478482152.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="453" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9437" /></a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s the battle of the hipsters as Suffolk\'s edgiest residents have begun flocking to the bingo halls and forcing the regular clientele, many of whom have replacement hips, to take to the streets in search of alternative entertainment. Most bingo regulars believed their halls to be a haven free from the scourge of millennials but recent events have demonstrated that there is nothing that hipsters won\'t ruin.\r\n\r\nWhen <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35075336">the BBC</a> reported on the trendiness of bingo in 2016, stating how the UK accommodated 45 million visits to bingo halls in a year, it was received as positive news for the game. Unfortunately, the growing popularity of bingo attracted the attention of the hipster crowd looking for something "retro" to do. This has shaken communities across Suffolk to their very foundations.\r\n\r\nWith younger people filling up the bingo halls, the natural order of society has been affected. To restore balance, many of these senior citizens have claimed the streets in response to losing one of their natural habitats. Many pedestrians have reported how congregations of elderly individuals in dark alleys have forced them to look for alternative routes, not because of intimidation but because their Zimmer frames take up a lot of space.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/old-dears-e1535478554784.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/old-dears-e1535478554784.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9438" /></a>\r\n\r\nEarly reports suggest that one of the hipsters did attempt to give bingo hall regulars some advice as they pushed past them on their way into the building, suggesting that elderly folk should try to load up a bingo game on their tablet instead. Unfortunately, this advice was muttered at such a low volume that it created <a href="https://uk.pcmag.com/opinion/112355/is-the-apple-ipad-a-tablet">tablet-related confusion</a>, with those who heard fragments taking the comment as a reminder to have their medication.\r\n\r\nBut it\'s not all doom and gloom. Some of the savviest bingo lovers have deployed a technique regularly used "back in their day" by actually bothering to travel somewhere rather than sitting in front of a screen. Many have been commuting to the <a href="https://www.buzzbingo.com/club/clacton-on-sea.html">Buzz Bingo</a> club in Clacton-on-Sea to get their bingo fix. A large proportion of these bingo players would have been <a href="http://www.eadt.co.uk/ea-life/clacton-on-sea-norman-s-seaside-special-1-1421801">among the 100,000 tourists</a> that used to travel to Clacton-on-Sea each week in the late 1930s, so the combined power of bingo and nostalgia is difficult to resist for this crowd.\r\n\r\nThese brave travellers will be hoping that the hipsters do not find their way to Clacton-on-Sea too. While bingo is in vogue, going out of one\'s way is not yet in fashion. This should buy travellers to Clacton-on-Sea some time. Yet, if the growing success of bingo continues, it may grip the whole country. Hipsters across the nation will religiously copy what happens in places like Camden, with even <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jan/06/bingo-is-back-and-even-the-hipsters-have-got-their-eyes-down">The Guardian</a> deigning to report on how a new crowd were filling the bingo halls in London. But this is not just a London problem any more. \r\n\r\nThis fervour for bingo has spread to Suffolk, and its implications could be irreversible. Bingo halls may have to start serving <a href="https://www.bensherman.co.uk/the-last-word/one/the-rise-of-craft-beer">craft beer</a> and using emojis rather than numbers to cater to a generation incapable of expressing genuine emotion with words. True bingo lovers will yearn for a simpler time, with elderly gangs stood outside of the local supermarket loudly reminiscing about the glory days when they won big in the bingo hall.', 'Senior citizens forced out of bingo halls by hipsters', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9436-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-28 17:50:19', '2018-08-28 17:50:19', '', 9436, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9436-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9443, 1, '2018-09-04 19:50:17', '2018-09-04 19:50:17', '<strong>By Richard Adams\r\n\r\nMagic Roundabout star Dylan the rabbit is penniless and homeless after 30 years of drug abuse finally took its toll.</strong>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals today how the bunny who had it all spent most of his fortune on drugs, booze and women - and wasted the rest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnce a television favourite adored by millions of children and their parents in the 1970s and 80s, Dylan was unable to cope with the pressures of fame.\r\n\r\nNow aged 40, he is sleeping rough in Woodbridge, Suffolk, where he lives in handouts from concerned locals.\r\n\r\nHis wife, the film star beauty Jessica Rabbit, divorced him five years ago taking their country mansion and cars, and he has not been in contact with his 476 children since.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png" alt="Dylan the Rabbit on Magic Roundabout" width="750" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4953" /></a>\r\n\r\nA concerned pal contacted the Suffolk Gazette in the hope fans might be able to rally round and help their former screen idol.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terribly sad, but years of cannabis and other drug abuse has addled Dylan\'s brain. He went downhill fast, gave the last of his money to his dealer, and now he is destitute without a penny to his name.\r\n\r\n"He has hit rock bottom - but his family and so-called friends have deserted him. They were happy to sponge off him for years, but since the money ran out they have been nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"Dylan is paranoid about his former Magic Roundabout co-stars. He feels he was underpaid during the height of his fame despite being one of the main characters. Florence and Dougal got way more than they deserved - and they have not so much as sent him a card during his hour of need."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg" alt="Dylan Magic Roundabout" width="400" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4952" /></a><i>Overdose: Dylan slumped on set after one spliff too many</center></i>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette contacted Jessica who spoke only through the intercom of her sprawling estate near Framlingham. She said: "For years I tried to get Dylan off the drugs, but he just kept smoking weed, sniffing cocaine and popping pills; uppers and downers.\r\n\r\n"I forgave him his indiscretions with other women and overlooked the drinking. But I could not abide by his drug abuse. He has brought it all upon himself - it\'s a lesson to all kids not to go down that road."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Dougal, now aged 44 and living as a tax exile on the Isle of Man, said: "Mr. Dougal has not seen Dylan since 1996 at a reunion put on by <em>OK</em>! magazine. Dylan got drunk and high - and picked a fight with Ermintrude, which did not end well.\r\n\r\n<h2>\'Magic Roundabout\'</h2>\r\n\r\n"Mr. Dougal and several of the Magic Roundabout cast members got together some cash for Dylan to get some medical help, perhaps go to rehab. But he blew it all on drugs. Mr. Dougal advises me he has not seen Dylan since and has no desire to."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette readers who would like to help Dylan can make a donation to our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy Me a Beer page</a>, and we\'ll ensure he receives every penny.', 'Magic Roundabout star homeless and broke after years of drug abuse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4951-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-04 19:50:17', '2018-09-04 19:50:17', '', 4951, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4951-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9444, 1, '2018-09-04 19:55:12', '2018-09-04 19:55:12', '<strong>By Richard Adams\r\n\r\nMagic Roundabout star Dylan the rabbit is penniless and homeless after 30 years of drug abuse finally took its toll.</strong>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals today how the bunny who had it all spent most of his fortune on drugs, booze and women - and wasted the rest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnce a television favourite adored by millions of children and their parents in the 1970s and 80s, Dylan was unable to cope with the pressures of fame.\r\n\r\nNow aged 40, he is sleeping rough in Woodbridge, Suffolk, where he lives on handouts from concerned locals.\r\n\r\nHis wife, the film star beauty Jessica Rabbit, divorced him five years ago taking their country mansion and cars, and he has not been in contact with his 476 children since.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png" alt="Dylan the Rabbit on Magic Roundabout" width="750" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4953" /></a>\r\n\r\nA concerned pal contacted the Suffolk Gazette in the hope fans might be able to rally round and help their former screen idol.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terribly sad, but years of cannabis and other drug abuse has addled Dylan\'s brain. He went downhill fast, gave the last of his money to his dealer, and now he is destitute without a penny to his name.\r\n\r\n"He has hit rock bottom - but his family and so-called friends have deserted him. They were happy to sponge off him for years, but since the money ran out they have been nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"Dylan is paranoid about his former Magic Roundabout co-stars. He feels he was underpaid during the height of his fame despite being one of the main characters. Florence and Dougal got way more than they deserved - and they have not so much as sent him a card during his hour of need."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg" alt="Dylan Magic Roundabout" width="400" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4952" /></a><i>Overdose: Dylan slumped on set after one spliff too many</center></i>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette contacted Jessica who spoke only through the intercom of her sprawling estate near Framlingham. She said: "For years I tried to get Dylan off the drugs, but he just kept smoking weed, sniffing cocaine and popping pills; uppers and downers.\r\n\r\n"I forgave him his indiscretions with other women and overlooked the drinking. But I could not abide by his drug abuse. He has brought it all upon himself - it\'s a lesson to all kids not to go down that road."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Dougal, now aged 44 and living as a tax exile on the Isle of Man, said: "Mr. Dougal has not seen Dylan since 1996 at a reunion put on by <em>OK</em>! magazine. Dylan got drunk and high - and picked a fight with Ermintrude, which did not end well.\r\n\r\n<h2>\'Magic Roundabout\'</h2>\r\n\r\n"Mr. Dougal and several of the Magic Roundabout cast members got together some cash for Dylan to get some medical help, perhaps go to rehab. But he blew it all on drugs. Mr. Dougal advises me he has not seen Dylan since and has no desire to."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette readers who would like to help Dylan can make a donation to our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy Me a Beer page</a>, and we\'ll ensure he receives every penny.', 'Magic Roundabout star homeless and broke after years of drug abuse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4951-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-04 19:55:12', '2018-09-04 19:55:12', '', 4951, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4951-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9450, 1, '2018-09-08 09:33:06', '2018-09-08 09:33:06', '<strong>Leave campaign pin-up boy Boris Johnson has been hit with an astonishing £350 million-a-week divorce settlement by his estranged wife.</strong>\r\n\r\nAfter claims that he "f*cked the whole country", wife Marina Wheeler, herself a high-flying lawyer, has nailed down a massive pay-day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBy a strange coincidence, the nosebleed figure is exactly the same as the Leave campaign claimed the UK would save, £350 million a week, by leaving the EU.\r\n\r\nBut there were suggestions in Whitehall today that the split would hit major roadblocks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May is handling the couple\'s break-up negotiations herself, and they might now end up tied closer together rather than divorced.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/boris-johnson-divorce-e1536398583828.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/boris-johnson-divorce-e1536398583828.jpg" alt="Boris Johnson divorce deal" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9451" /></a><em><center>Boris Johnson: Expensive break-up</em></center>\r\n\r\nPolitical commentator Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Marina Wheeler is no mug. She has slapped a sign on the side of her car saying she\'ll get £350 million a week from the break-up.\r\n\r\n"Boris simply has nowhere to turn. He has to pay up because if it\'s driven around on the side of a vehicle, it must be true."\r\n\r\nIn other news, Jacob Rees-Mogg has said he intends to help his friend Mr Johnson find a new home.\r\n\r\n"There\'s a nice terraced house in central London that will suit him perfectly," the upper-class politician said.\r\n\r\n"The address?\r\n\r\n"Number 10 Downing Street."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRelationship counsellors said the biggest irony of the situation was that Boris Johnson had now officially joined the single market.\r\n\r\n"He spent years campaigning against the single market, now he\'s a big player in the single market," one said.\r\n\r\nIn industry news, the first <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">British-made car to roll off the production line after the Brexit vote has been unveiled</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>', 'Boris Johnson hit by £350 million-a-week divorce bill', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'boris-johnson-divorce', '', '', '2018-09-08 09:46:02', '2018-09-08 09:46:02', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9450', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9452, 1, '2018-09-08 09:33:06', '2018-09-08 09:33:06', 'Leave campaign pin-up boy Boris Johnson has been hit with an astonishing £350 million-a-week divorce settlement by his estranged wife.\r\n\r\nAfter claims that he "f*cked the whole country", wife Marina Wheeler, herself a high-flying lawyer, has nailed down a massive pay-day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBy a strange coincidence, the nosebleed figure is exactly the same as the Leave campaign claimed the UK would save, £350 million a week, by leaving the EU.\r\n\r\nBut there were suggestions in Whitehall today that the split would hit major roadblocks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May is handling the couple\'s break-up negotiations herself, and they might now end up tied closer together rather than divorced.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/boris-johnson-divorce-e1536398583828.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/boris-johnson-divorce-e1536398583828.jpg" alt="Boris Johnson divorce deal" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9451" /></a><em><center>Boris Johnson: Expensive break-up</em></center>\r\n\r\nPolitical commentator Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Marina Wheeler is no mug. She has slapped a sign on the side of her car saying she\'ll get £350 million a week from the break-up.\r\n\r\n"Boris simply has where to turn. He has to pay up because if it\'s driven around on the side of a vehicle, it must be true."\r\n\r\nIn other news, Jacob Rees-Mogg has said he intends to help his friend Mr Johnson find a new home.\r\n\r\n"There\'s a nice terraced house in central London that will suit him perfectly," the upper-class politician said.\r\n\r\n"The address?\r\n\r\n"Number 10 Downing Street."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRelationship counsellors said the biggest irony of the situation was that Boris Johnson had now officially joined the single market.\r\n\r\n"He spent years campaigning against the single market, now he\'s a big player in the single market," one said.\r\n\r\nIn industry news, the first <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">British-made car to roll off the production line after the Brexit vote has been unveiled</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>', 'Boris Johnson hit by £350 million-a-week divorce bill', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9450-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-08 09:33:06', '2018-09-08 09:33:06', '', 9450, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9450-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9453, 1, '2018-09-08 09:34:38', '2018-09-08 09:34:38', '<strong>Leave campaign pin-up boy Boris Johnson has been hit with an astonishing £350 million-a-week divorce settlement by his estranged wife.</strong>\r\n\r\nAfter claims that he "f*cked the whole country", wife Marina Wheeler, herself a high-flying lawyer, has nailed down a massive pay-day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBy a strange coincidence, the nosebleed figure is exactly the same as the Leave campaign claimed the UK would save, £350 million a week, by leaving the EU.\r\n\r\nBut there were suggestions in Whitehall today that the split would hit major roadblocks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May is handling the couple\'s break-up negotiations herself, and they might now end up tied closer together rather than divorced.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/boris-johnson-divorce-e1536398583828.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/boris-johnson-divorce-e1536398583828.jpg" alt="Boris Johnson divorce deal" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9451" /></a><em><center>Boris Johnson: Expensive break-up</em></center>\r\n\r\nPolitical commentator Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Marina Wheeler is no mug. She has slapped a sign on the side of her car saying she\'ll get £350 million a week from the break-up.\r\n\r\n"Boris simply has where to turn. He has to pay up because if it\'s driven around on the side of a vehicle, it must be true."\r\n\r\nIn other news, Jacob Rees-Mogg has said he intends to help his friend Mr Johnson find a new home.\r\n\r\n"There\'s a nice terraced house in central London that will suit him perfectly," the upper-class politician said.\r\n\r\n"The address?\r\n\r\n"Number 10 Downing Street."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRelationship counsellors said the biggest irony of the situation was that Boris Johnson had now officially joined the single market.\r\n\r\n"He spent years campaigning against the single market, now he\'s a big player in the single market," one said.\r\n\r\nIn industry news, the first <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">British-made car to roll off the production line after the Brexit vote has been unveiled</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>', 'Boris Johnson hit by £350 million-a-week divorce bill', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9450-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-08 09:34:38', '2018-09-08 09:34:38', '', 9450, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9450-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9454, 1, '2018-09-08 09:46:02', '2018-09-08 09:46:02', '<strong>Leave campaign pin-up boy Boris Johnson has been hit with an astonishing £350 million-a-week divorce settlement by his estranged wife.</strong>\r\n\r\nAfter claims that he "f*cked the whole country", wife Marina Wheeler, herself a high-flying lawyer, has nailed down a massive pay-day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBy a strange coincidence, the nosebleed figure is exactly the same as the Leave campaign claimed the UK would save, £350 million a week, by leaving the EU.\r\n\r\nBut there were suggestions in Whitehall today that the split would hit major roadblocks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May is handling the couple\'s break-up negotiations herself, and they might now end up tied closer together rather than divorced.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/boris-johnson-divorce-e1536398583828.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/boris-johnson-divorce-e1536398583828.jpg" alt="Boris Johnson divorce deal" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9451" /></a><em><center>Boris Johnson: Expensive break-up</em></center>\r\n\r\nPolitical commentator Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Marina Wheeler is no mug. She has slapped a sign on the side of her car saying she\'ll get £350 million a week from the break-up.\r\n\r\n"Boris simply has nowhere to turn. He has to pay up because if it\'s driven around on the side of a vehicle, it must be true."\r\n\r\nIn other news, Jacob Rees-Mogg has said he intends to help his friend Mr Johnson find a new home.\r\n\r\n"There\'s a nice terraced house in central London that will suit him perfectly," the upper-class politician said.\r\n\r\n"The address?\r\n\r\n"Number 10 Downing Street."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRelationship counsellors said the biggest irony of the situation was that Boris Johnson had now officially joined the single market.\r\n\r\n"He spent years campaigning against the single market, now he\'s a big player in the single market," one said.\r\n\r\nIn industry news, the first <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">British-made car to roll off the production line after the Brexit vote has been unveiled</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>', 'Boris Johnson hit by £350 million-a-week divorce bill', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9450-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-08 09:46:02', '2018-09-08 09:46:02', '', 9450, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9450-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9456, 1, '2018-09-11 14:14:37', '2018-09-11 14:14:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/diesel-jeans-e1536674754743.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/diesel-jeans-e1536674754743.jpg" alt="Diesel jeans to be phased out" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9457" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Diesel jeans are to be phased out because people wearing them give off more foul emissions.</strong>\r\n\r\nTests also show Diesel jeans aficionados make more noise and smoke, the Government has confirmed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEnvironmentalists says men and women should trade in their jeans for a pair of electric trousers, which can be silent but deadly (especially in the rain).\r\n\r\nHowever, fans say they have been stitched up by the Government.\r\n\r\nDiesel jeans owner Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "Only a few years ago the Government was encouraging us to buy Diesel jeans because they were better for the environment.\r\n\r\n"Now we\'ve spent our money as they advised, and they\'re telling us to ditch them.\r\n\r\n"They won\'t even give us a Diesel jeans scrappage scheme."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nElectric trousers are becoming increasingly common in the UK, with charging points in most town centres.\r\n\r\nWith ever more hi-tech versions coming onto the market, some owners say they can now walk two miles before having to top up.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May has said she wants Britain to be at the forefront of the electric trousers industry.', 'Diesel jeans to be phased out over foul emissions', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'diesel-jeans-emissions', '', '', '2018-09-11 14:16:57', '2018-09-11 14:16:57', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9456', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9458, 1, '2018-09-11 14:14:37', '2018-09-11 14:14:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/diesel-jeans-e1536674754743.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/diesel-jeans-e1536674754743.jpg" alt="Diesel jeans to be phased out" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9457" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Diesel jeans are to be phased out because people wearing them give off more foul emissions.</strong>\r\n\r\nTests also show Diesel jeans aficionados make more noise and smoke, the Government has confirmed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEnvironmentalists says men and women should trade in their jeans for a pair of electric trousers, which can be silent but deadly (especially in the rain).\r\n\r\nHowever, fans say they have been stitched up by the Government.\r\n\r\nDiesel jeans owner Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "Only a few years ago the Government was encouraging us to buy Diesel jeans because they were better for the environment.\r\n\r\n"Now we\'ve spent our money as they advised, and they\'re telling us to ditch them.\r\n\r\n"They won\'t even give us a Diesel jeans scrappage scheme."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nElectric trousers are becoming increasingly common in the UK, with charging points in most town centres.\r\n\r\nWith ever more hi-tech versions coming onto the market, some owners say they can now walk two miles before having to top up.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May has said she wants Britain to be at the forefront of the electric trousers industry.', 'Diesel Jeans to be phased out over foul emissions', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9456-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-11 14:14:37', '2018-09-11 14:14:37', '', 9456, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9456-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9459, 1, '2018-09-11 14:16:11', '2018-09-11 14:16:11', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/diesel-jeans-e1536674754743.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/diesel-jeans-e1536674754743.jpg" alt="Diesel jeans to be phased out" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9457" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Diesel jeans are to be phased out because people wearing them give off more foul emissions.</strong>\r\n\r\nTests also show Diesel jeans aficionados make more noise and smoke, the Government has confirmed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEnvironmentalists says men and women should trade in their jeans for a pair of electric trousers, which can be silent but deadly (especially in the rain).\r\n\r\nHowever, fans say they have been stitched up by the Government.\r\n\r\nDiesel jeans owner Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "Only a few years ago the Government was encouraging us to buy Diesel jeans because they were better for the environment.\r\n\r\n"Now we\'ve spent our money as they advised, and they\'re telling us to ditch them.\r\n\r\n"They won\'t even give us a Diesel jeans scrappage scheme."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nElectric trousers are becoming increasingly common in the UK, with charging points in most town centres.\r\n\r\nWith ever more hi-tech versions coming onto the market, some owners say they can now walk two miles before having to top up.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May has said she wants Britain to be at the forefront of the electric trousers industry.', 'Diesel jeans to be phased out over foul emissions', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9456-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-11 14:16:11', '2018-09-11 14:16:11', '', 9456, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9456-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9460, 1, '2018-09-11 16:06:21', '2018-09-11 16:06:21', '<strong>By Janice Page-Turner, Literary Editor\r\n\r\nAcademics have made an extraordinary discovery proving that Geoffrey Chaucer, widely accepted as the father of English literature, was born and raised in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nLong-forgotten papers uncovered at the Suffolk Records Office show that the celebrated poet, who hit number one in the book-selling charts with The Canterbury Tales, was born in 1343 in Gressgrava, the small hamlet now known as Kesgrave, near Ipswich.\r\n\r\nDr Lorraine Fisher, 34, a lecturer at University Campus Suffolk, was sifting through ancient manuscripts when she made the discovery in a diary that will change educational thinking about the brilliant <a href="http://magicwordmedia.com/suffolk-copywriter/">Suffolk copywriter</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It was an incredible surprise," she said. "We already knew Chaucer\'s grandfather was a rich wine merchant who lived in Ipswich, but to get concrete evidence in a diary entry linking Chaucer\'s birthplace to Kesgrave was still unexpected."\r\n\r\nAt the time, Gressgrava was a small agricultural settlement with just a few farms, a church and a coaching inn called The Farmhouse. The pub is still there, but the nearby building where it is believed Chaucer was born has now been swallowed up by the Grange Farm development.\r\n\r\n"We can\'t pin him exactly to the pub, but it is thought it was Chaucer\'s favourite watering hole - and our research makes it likely that his grandfather might have owned it," Dr Fisher explained.\r\n\r\nChaucer\'s most famous work was the Canterbury Tales, which told the stories of fictional pilgrims on the road from London to Canterbury Cathedral.\r\n\r\nAnd some Suffolk historians now believe the tales could have been inspired by a journey now serviced by a well-known local bus route.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/route-66-e1453200068579.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2514"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/route-66-e1453200068579.jpg" alt="route-66" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2514" /></a><center><em>All aboard: bus route may have inspired a young Geoffrey Chaucer. (Photo by Peter Eastern)</center></em>\r\n\r\n"Chaucer would almost certainly have walked along the track now covered by the Route 66 bus service," said Dr Fisher. "The pilgrims he met on Route 66, particularly between Grange Farm and Martlesham, could well have sparked the initial sketches in his head for the characters in the Canterbury Tales."\r\n\r\nDr Fisher added that Chaucer would have been taken to live in London at a fairly early age so it would always remain a mystery as to how much he remembered about his formative years in the Suffolk countryside, particularly as he spent a lot of time in the pub.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/geoffrey-chaucer.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2515"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/geoffrey-chaucer.jpg" alt="geoffrey-chaucer" width="615" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2515" /></a></center><em>Paperback writer: Geoffrey Chaucer</center></em>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe believes the turbulent history of Chaucer\'s family offers clues to why he ended up in Kesgrave.\r\n \r\n"It is well documented that his father was kidnapped by an aunt at a young age in the hope of marrying him off to her daughter in order to keep a property in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"The parents of Geoffrey Chaucer understandably wanted to protect their son from a similar fate so in order to safeguard his inherited wealth from jealous members of the family, he was hidden in Kesgrave, a place that even to this day people never seem to leave."\r\n\r\nDr Davies will be sharing her findings as guest speaker of the Chaucer Society later in the month.', 'Geoffrey Chaucer came from Kesgrave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2513-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-11 16:06:21', '2018-09-11 16:06:21', '', 2513, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2513-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9461, 1, '2018-09-11 16:07:12', '2018-09-11 16:07:12', '<strong>By Janice Page-Turner, Literary Editor\r\n\r\nAcademics have made an extraordinary discovery proving that Geoffrey Chaucer, widely accepted as the father of English literature, was born and raised in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nLong-forgotten papers uncovered at the Suffolk Records Office show that the celebrated poet, who hit number one in the book-selling charts with The Canterbury Tales, was born in 1343 in Gressgrava, the small hamlet now known as Kesgrave, near Ipswich.\r\n\r\nDr Lorraine Fisher, 34, a lecturer at University Campus Suffolk, was sifting through ancient manuscripts when she made the discovery in a diary that will change educational thinking about the brilliant <a href="http://magicwordmedia.com/suffolk-copywriter/">Suffolk copywriter</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It was an incredible surprise," she said. "We already knew Chaucer\'s grandfather was a rich wine merchant who lived in Ipswich, but to get concrete evidence in a diary entry linking Chaucer\'s birthplace to Kesgrave was still unexpected."\r\n\r\nAt the time, Gressgrava was a small agricultural settlement with just a few farms, a church and a coaching inn called The Farmhouse. The pub is still there, but the nearby building where it is believed Chaucer was born has now been swallowed up by the Grange Farm development.\r\n\r\n"We can\'t pin him exactly to the pub, but it is thought it was Chaucer\'s favourite watering hole - and our research makes it likely that his grandfather might have owned it," Dr Fisher explained.\r\n\r\nChaucer\'s most famous work was the Canterbury Tales, which told the stories of fictional pilgrims on the road from London to Canterbury Cathedral.\r\n\r\nAnd some Suffolk historians now believe the tales could have been inspired by a journey now serviced by a well-known local bus route.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/route-66-e1453200068579.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2514"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/route-66-e1453200068579.jpg" alt="route-66" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2514" /></a><center><em>All aboard: bus route may have inspired a young Geoffrey Chaucer. (Photo by Peter Eastern)</center></em>\r\n\r\n"Chaucer would almost certainly have walked along the track now covered by the Route 66 bus service," said Dr Fisher. "The pilgrims he met on Route 66, particularly between Grange Farm and Martlesham, could well have sparked the initial sketches in his head for the characters in the Canterbury Tales."\r\n\r\nDr Fisher added that Chaucer would have been taken to live in London at a fairly early age so it would always remain a mystery as to how much he remembered about his formative years in the Suffolk countryside, particularly as he spent a lot of time in the pub.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/geoffrey-chaucer.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2515"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/geoffrey-chaucer.jpg" alt="geoffrey-chaucer" width="615" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2515" /></a><center><em>Paperback writer: Geoffrey Chaucer</center></em>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe believes the turbulent history of Chaucer\'s family offers clues to why he ended up in Kesgrave.\r\n \r\n"It is well documented that his father was kidnapped by an aunt at a young age in the hope of marrying him off to her daughter in order to keep a property in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"The parents of Geoffrey Chaucer understandably wanted to protect their son from a similar fate so in order to safeguard his inherited wealth from jealous members of the family, he was hidden in Kesgrave, a place that even to this day people never seem to leave."\r\n\r\nDr Davies will be sharing her findings as guest speaker of the Chaucer Society later in the month.', 'Geoffrey Chaucer came from Kesgrave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2513-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-11 16:07:12', '2018-09-11 16:07:12', '', 2513, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2513-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9462, 1, '2018-09-12 07:31:59', '2018-09-12 07:31:59', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nRussia has declared this week\'s huge military exercise a success, with 300,000 troops now capable of putting poison on a door knob.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe armed forces\' show of strength, the biggest since the Cold War, saw 100,000 British front doors sent to Eastern Russia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nServicemen and women were then trained in the art of sneaking up and dabbling Novichok on a door knob without anyone noticing.\r\n\r\n"The exercise was a complete success," said Russian military expert Lorrainov Fishersky, 34.\r\n\r\n"Now we have a whole army capable of killing people in quaint British towns. And there\'s nothing you can do about it."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9463" /></a><center><em>Knob training: Russian soldiers get a handle on war games</em></center>\r\n\r\nWestern nations say the massive Russian war games were meant to send a message to NATO.\r\n\r\n"And that message is that no door is safe," a British military top brass said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe added that there was also an environmental problem following the exercise, with abandoned doors scattered across the east Russian countryside.\r\n\r\nThe news comes after the Suffolk Gazette revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was spying on Felixstowe</a>.', 'Russian war games success as 100,000 doors poisoned', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'russian-war-games', '', '', '2018-09-12 07:37:20', '2018-09-12 07:37:20', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9462', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9464, 1, '2018-09-12 07:31:59', '2018-09-12 07:31:59', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nRussia has declared this week\'s huge military exercise a success, with 300,000 troops now capable of putting poison on a door knob.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe armed forces\' show of strength, the biggest since the Cold War, saw 100,000 British front doors sent to Eastern Russia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nServicemen and women were then trained in the art of sneaking up and dabbling Novichok on a door knob without anyone noticing.\r\n\r\n"The exercise was a complete success," said Russian military expert Lorrainov Fishersky, 34.\r\n\r\n"Now we have a whole army capable of killing people in quaint British towns. And there\'s nothing you can do about it."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9463" /></a><center><em>Knob training: Russian soldiers get a handle on war games</em></centre>\r\n\r\nWestern nations say the massive Russian war games were meant to send a message to NATO.\r\n\r\n"And that message is that no door is safe," a British military top brass said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe added that there was also an environmental problem following the exercise, with doors abandoned doors scattered across the east Russian countryside.\r\n\r\nThe news comes after the Suffolk Gazette revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was spying on Felixstowe</a>.', 'Russian war games leave 100,000 doors poisoned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9462-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-12 07:31:59', '2018-09-12 07:31:59', '', 9462, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9462-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9465, 1, '2018-09-12 07:34:58', '2018-09-12 07:34:58', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nRussia has declared this week\'s huge military exercise a success, with 300,000 troops now capable of putting poison on a door knob.</strong>\n\nThe armed forces\' show of strength, the biggest since the Cold War, saw 100,000 British front doors sent to Eastern Russia.\n\n\n\nServicemen and women were then trained in the art of sneaking up and dabbling Novichok on a door knob without anyone noticing.\n\n"The exercise was a complete success," said Russian military expert Lorrainov Fishersky, 34.\n\n"Now we have a whole army capable of killing people in quaint British towns. And there\'s nothing you can do about it."\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9463" /></a><center><em>Knob training: Russian soldiers get a handle on war games</em></centre>\n\nWestern nations say the massive Russian war games were meant to send a message to NATO.\n\n"And that message is that no door is safe," a British military top brass said.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHe added that there was also an environmental problem following the exercise, with doors abandoned doors scattered across the east Russian countryside.\n\nThe news comes after the Suffolk Gazette revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was spying on Felixstowe</a>.', 'Russian war games success as 100,000 doors poisoned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9462-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-12 07:34:58', '2018-09-12 07:34:58', '', 9462, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9462-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9466, 1, '2018-09-12 07:35:10', '2018-09-12 07:35:10', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nRussia has declared this week\'s huge military exercise a success, with 300,000 troops now capable of putting poison on a door knob.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe armed forces\' show of strength, the biggest since the Cold War, saw 100,000 British front doors sent to Eastern Russia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nServicemen and women were then trained in the art of sneaking up and dabbling Novichok on a door knob without anyone noticing.\r\n\r\n"The exercise was a complete success," said Russian military expert Lorrainov Fishersky, 34.\r\n\r\n"Now we have a whole army capable of killing people in quaint British towns. And there\'s nothing you can do about it."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9463" /></a><center><em>Knob training: Russian soldiers get a handle on war games</em></centre>\r\n\r\nWestern nations say the massive Russian war games were meant to send a message to NATO.\r\n\r\n"And that message is that no door is safe," a British military top brass said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe added that there was also an environmental problem following the exercise, with doors abandoned doors scattered across the east Russian countryside.\r\n\r\nThe news comes after the Suffolk Gazette revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was spying on Felixstowe</a>.', 'Russian war games success as 100,000 doors poisoned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9462-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-12 07:35:10', '2018-09-12 07:35:10', '', 9462, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9462-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9467, 1, '2018-09-12 07:36:25', '2018-09-12 07:36:25', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nRussia has declared this week\'s huge military exercise a success, with 300,000 troops now capable of putting poison on a door knob.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe armed forces\' show of strength, the biggest since the Cold War, saw 100,000 British front doors sent to Eastern Russia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nServicemen and women were then trained in the art of sneaking up and dabbling Novichok on a door knob without anyone noticing.\r\n\r\n"The exercise was a complete success," said Russian military expert Lorrainov Fishersky, 34.\r\n\r\n"Now we have a whole army capable of killing people in quaint British towns. And there\'s nothing you can do about it."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9463" /></a><center><em>Knob training: Russian soldiers get a handle on war games</em></center>\r\n\r\nWestern nations say the massive Russian war games were meant to send a message to NATO.\r\n\r\n"And that message is that no door is safe," a British military top brass said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe added that there was also an environmental problem following the exercise, with doors abandoned doors scattered across the east Russian countryside.\r\n\r\nThe news comes after the Suffolk Gazette revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was spying on Felixstowe</a>.', 'Russian war games success as 100,000 doors poisoned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9462-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-12 07:36:25', '2018-09-12 07:36:25', '', 9462, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9462-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9468, 1, '2018-09-12 07:37:20', '2018-09-12 07:37:20', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nRussia has declared this week\'s huge military exercise a success, with 300,000 troops now capable of putting poison on a door knob.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe armed forces\' show of strength, the biggest since the Cold War, saw 100,000 British front doors sent to Eastern Russia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nServicemen and women were then trained in the art of sneaking up and dabbling Novichok on a door knob without anyone noticing.\r\n\r\n"The exercise was a complete success," said Russian military expert Lorrainov Fishersky, 34.\r\n\r\n"Now we have a whole army capable of killing people in quaint British towns. And there\'s nothing you can do about it."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/russia-exercise-e1536736710529.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9463" /></a><center><em>Knob training: Russian soldiers get a handle on war games</em></center>\r\n\r\nWestern nations say the massive Russian war games were meant to send a message to NATO.\r\n\r\n"And that message is that no door is safe," a British military top brass said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe added that there was also an environmental problem following the exercise, with abandoned doors scattered across the east Russian countryside.\r\n\r\nThe news comes after the Suffolk Gazette revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was spying on Felixstowe</a>.', 'Russian war games success as 100,000 doors poisoned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9462-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-12 07:37:20', '2018-09-12 07:37:20', '', 9462, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9462-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9481, 1, '2018-09-13 08:12:57', '2018-09-13 08:12:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7458" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter hurricane" width="640" height="360" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe first television journalists have already been spotted across North and South Carolina, and many more are expected in the coming hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMillions of normal people have been told to evacuate the area ahead of Hurricane Florence hitting the mainland US tomorrow.\r\n\r\nBut reporters have headed into the danger zone to stand on street junctions at 45-degree angles in order to make good TV.\r\n\r\n<a 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9483, 1, '2018-09-14 09:19:08', '2018-09-14 09:19:08', '<strong>By Evan Elpuss, Religious Affairs Correspondent\r\n\r\nSt Edmundsbury Cathedral is launching a marketing campaign in Russia to cater for unprecedented interest in British places of worship.</strong>\r\n\r\nRussians are flocking to the UK to see our "very high spires" and big clocks, and to drop in on ancient sites like Stonehenge.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe cathedral in Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, which originates from the 11th century, is keen to cash in on the extraordinary popularity of big churches among Russian tourists.\r\n\r\nAnd the strapline for the campaign highlights that it "rarely snows in Suffolk", making tourist conditions ideal.\r\n\r\nTwo keen Russian tourists told yesterday how they went to see Salisbury Cathedral but were put off staying in the city for too long because it had snowed and there was slush on the ground.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9484" /></a><center><em>Good lord: Russians love an English cathedral like St Edmundsbury</em></center>\r\n\r\n\r\nNeal Cushion, who works in the marketing department for the Bishop of St Edmundsbury and Ipswich\'s office, said Russian tourists could visit the town without getting cold.\r\n\r\n"We have a perfect climate in Suffolk. We understand our friends in Russia are used to tropical conditions, so it\'s no surprise they don\'t want to hang around in places like Salisbury, which is known for Arctic-like weather.\r\n\r\n"There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day.\r\n\r\n"We want to make sure we seize some of that market and show the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/putin-election/">Russian people</a> just what St Edmundsbury Cathedral has to offer.\r\n\r\n"We have a Norman Tower that they will find particularly interesting."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Cushion said an online marketing campaign in Russia was well underway, and that an advert had been placed in <em>Pravda</em>, the local newspaper.\r\n\r\n"We\'re already seeing lots of shifty men from Russia, poking around the cathedral. They are very nice people who clearly care about their appearance as they always have a bottle of perfume with them.\r\n\r\n"They say this is opening new doors for them."\r\n\r\nIt\'s not the first time Russian visitors to Suffolk have been in the news. The Suffolk Gazette revealed recently how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was caught spying on Felixstowe</a>.', 'Suffolk cathedral launches Russian tourist campaign', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign', '', '', '2018-09-14 09:46:13', '2018-09-14 09:46:13', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9483', 0, 'post', '', 5); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9485, 1, '2018-09-14 09:19:08', '2018-09-14 09:19:08', '<strong>By Evan Elpuss, Religious Affairs Correspondent\r\n\r\nSt Edmundsbury Cathedral is launching a marketing campaign in Russia to cater for unprecedented interest in British places of worship.</strong>\r\n\r\nRussians are flocking to the UK to see our "very high spires" and big clocks, and to drop in on ancient sites like Stonehenge.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe cathedral in Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, which originates from the 11th century, is keen to cash in on the extraordinary popularity of big churches among Russian tourists.\r\n\r\nAnd the strapline for the campaign highlights that it "rarely snows in Suffolk", making tourist conditions ideal.\r\n\r\nTwo keen Russian tourists told yesterday how they went to see Salisbury Cathedral but were put off staying in the city for too long because it had snowed and there was slush on the ground.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9484" /></a><center><em>Good lord: Russians love an English cathedral like St Edmundsbury</em></center>\r\n\r\nNeal Cushion, who works in the marketing department for the Bishop of St Edmundsbury and Ipswich\'s office, said Russian tourists could visit the town without getting cold.\r\n\r\n"We have a perfect climate in Suffolk. We understand our friends in Russia are used to tropical conditions, so it\'s no surprise they don\'t want to hang around in places like Salisbury, which is known for Arctic-like weather.\r\n\r\n"There is a big market in pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day.\r\n\r\n"We want to make sure we seize some of that market and show the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/putin-election/">Russian people</a> just what St Edmundsbury Cathedral has to offer.\r\n\r\n"We have a Norman Tower that they will find particularly interesting."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Cushion said an online marketing campaign in Russia was well underway, and that an advert had been placed in Pravda, the local newspaper.\r\n\r\n"We\'re already seeing lots of shifty men from Russia ,poking around the cathedral. They are very nice people and clearly care about their appearance as they always have a bottle of perfume with them.\r\n\r\n"They say this is opening doors for them."', 'Suffolk cathedral launches Russian tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9483-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-14 09:19:08', '2018-09-14 09:19:08', '', 9483, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9483-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9486, 1, '2018-09-14 09:22:13', '2018-09-14 09:22:13', '<strong>By Evan Elpuss, Religious Affairs Correspondent\r\n\r\nSt Edmundsbury Cathedral is launching a marketing campaign in Russia to cater for unprecedented interest in British places of worship.</strong>\r\n\r\nRussians are flocking to the UK to see our "very high spires" and big clocks, and to drop in on ancient sites like Stonehenge.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe cathedral in Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, which originates from the 11th century, is keen to cash in on the extraordinary popularity of big churches among Russian tourists.\r\n\r\nAnd the strapline for the campaign highlights that it "rarely snows in Suffolk", making tourist conditions ideal.\r\n\r\nTwo keen Russian tourists told yesterday how they went to see Salisbury Cathedral but were put off staying in the city for too long because it had snowed and there was slush on the ground.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9484" /></a><center><em>Good lord: Russians love an English cathedral like St Edmundsbury</em></center>\r\n\r\n\r\nNeal Cushion, who works in the marketing department for the Bishop of St Edmundsbury and Ipswich\'s office, said Russian tourists could visit the town without getting cold.\r\n\r\n"We have a perfect climate in Suffolk. We understand our friends in Russia are used to tropical conditions, so it\'s no surprise they don\'t want to hang around in places like Salisbury, which is known for Arctic-like weather.\r\n\r\n"There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day.\r\n\r\n"We want to make sure we seize some of that market and show the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/putin-election/">Russian people</a> just what St Edmundsbury Cathedral has to offer.\r\n\r\n"We have a Norman Tower that they will find particularly interesting."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Cushion said an online marketing campaign in Russia was well underway, and that an advert had been placed in Pravda, the local newspaper.\r\n\r\n"We\'re already seeing lots of shifty men from Russia, poking around the cathedral. They are very nice people who clearly care about their appearance as they always have a bottle of perfume with them.\r\n\r\n"They say this is opening doors for them."', 'Suffolk cathedral launches Russian tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9483-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-14 09:22:13', '2018-09-14 09:22:13', '', 9483, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9483-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9487, 1, '2018-09-14 09:23:03', '2018-09-14 09:23:03', '<strong>By Evan Elpuss, Religious Affairs Correspondent\r\n\r\nSt Edmundsbury Cathedral is launching a marketing campaign in Russia to cater for unprecedented interest in British places of worship.</strong>\r\n\r\nRussians are flocking to the UK to see our "very high spires" and big clocks, and to drop in on ancient sites like Stonehenge.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe cathedral in Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, which originates from the 11th century, is keen to cash in on the extraordinary popularity of big churches among Russian tourists.\r\n\r\nAnd the strapline for the campaign highlights that it "rarely snows in Suffolk", making tourist conditions ideal.\r\n\r\nTwo keen Russian tourists told yesterday how they went to see Salisbury Cathedral but were put off staying in the city for too long because it had snowed and there was slush on the ground.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9484" /></a><center><em>Good lord: Russians love an English cathedral like St Edmundsbury</em></center>\r\n\r\n\r\nNeal Cushion, who works in the marketing department for the Bishop of St Edmundsbury and Ipswich\'s office, said Russian tourists could visit the town without getting cold.\r\n\r\n"We have a perfect climate in Suffolk. We understand our friends in Russia are used to tropical conditions, so it\'s no surprise they don\'t want to hang around in places like Salisbury, which is known for Arctic-like weather.\r\n\r\n"There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day.\r\n\r\n"We want to make sure we seize some of that market and show the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/putin-election/">Russian people</a> just what St Edmundsbury Cathedral has to offer.\r\n\r\n"We have a Norman Tower that they will find particularly interesting."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Cushion said an online marketing campaign in Russia was well underway, and that an advert had been placed in Pravda, the local newspaper.\r\n\r\n"We\'re already seeing lots of shifty men from Russia, poking around the cathedral. They are very nice people who clearly care about their appearance as they always have a bottle of perfume with them.\r\n\r\n"They say this is opening news doors for them."', 'Suffolk cathedral launches Russian tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9483-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-14 09:23:03', '2018-09-14 09:23:03', '', 9483, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9483-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9488, 1, '2018-09-14 09:24:48', '2018-09-14 09:24:48', '<strong>By Evan Elpuss, Religious Affairs Correspondent\r\n\r\nSt Edmundsbury Cathedral is launching a marketing campaign in Russia to cater for unprecedented interest in British places of worship.</strong>\r\n\r\nRussians are flocking to the UK to see our "very high spires" and big clocks, and to drop in on ancient sites like Stonehenge.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe cathedral in Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, which originates from the 11th century, is keen to cash in on the extraordinary popularity of big churches among Russian tourists.\r\n\r\nAnd the strapline for the campaign highlights that it "rarely snows in Suffolk", making tourist conditions ideal.\r\n\r\nTwo keen Russian tourists told yesterday how they went to see Salisbury Cathedral but were put off staying in the city for too long because it had snowed and there was slush on the ground.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9484" /></a><center><em>Good lord: Russians love an English cathedral like St Edmundsbury</em></center>\r\n\r\n\r\nNeal Cushion, who works in the marketing department for the Bishop of St Edmundsbury and Ipswich\'s office, said Russian tourists could visit the town without getting cold.\r\n\r\n"We have a perfect climate in Suffolk. We understand our friends in Russia are used to tropical conditions, so it\'s no surprise they don\'t want to hang around in places like Salisbury, which is known for Arctic-like weather.\r\n\r\n"There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day.\r\n\r\n"We want to make sure we seize some of that market and show the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/putin-election/">Russian people</a> just what St Edmundsbury Cathedral has to offer.\r\n\r\n"We have a Norman Tower that they will find particularly interesting."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Cushion said an online marketing campaign in Russia was well underway, and that an advert had been placed in <em>Pravda</em>, the local newspaper.\r\n\r\n"We\'re already seeing lots of shifty men from Russia, poking around the cathedral. They are very nice people who clearly care about their appearance as they always have a bottle of perfume with them.\r\n\r\n"They say this is opening news doors for them."', 'Suffolk cathedral launches Russian tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9483-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-14 09:24:48', '2018-09-14 09:24:48', '', 9483, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9483-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9489, 1, '2018-09-14 09:25:41', '2018-09-14 09:25:41', '<strong>By Evan Elpuss, Religious Affairs Correspondent\r\n\r\nSt Edmundsbury Cathedral is launching a marketing campaign in Russia to cater for unprecedented interest in British places of worship.</strong>\r\n\r\nRussians are flocking to the UK to see our "very high spires" and big clocks, and to drop in on ancient sites like Stonehenge.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe cathedral in Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, which originates from the 11th century, is keen to cash in on the extraordinary popularity of big churches among Russian tourists.\r\n\r\nAnd the strapline for the campaign highlights that it "rarely snows in Suffolk", making tourist conditions ideal.\r\n\r\nTwo keen Russian tourists told yesterday how they went to see Salisbury Cathedral but were put off staying in the city for too long because it had snowed and there was slush on the ground.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9484" /></a><center><em>Good lord: Russians love an English cathedral like St Edmundsbury</em></center>\r\n\r\n\r\nNeal Cushion, who works in the marketing department for the Bishop of St Edmundsbury and Ipswich\'s office, said Russian tourists could visit the town without getting cold.\r\n\r\n"We have a perfect climate in Suffolk. We understand our friends in Russia are used to tropical conditions, so it\'s no surprise they don\'t want to hang around in places like Salisbury, which is known for Arctic-like weather.\r\n\r\n"There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day.\r\n\r\n"We want to make sure we seize some of that market and show the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/putin-election/">Russian people</a> just what St Edmundsbury Cathedral has to offer.\r\n\r\n"We have a Norman Tower that they will find particularly interesting."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Cushion said an online marketing campaign in Russia was well underway, and that an advert had been placed in <em>Pravda</em>, the local newspaper.\r\n\r\n"We\'re already seeing lots of shifty men from Russia, poking around the cathedral. They are very nice people who clearly care about their appearance as they always have a bottle of perfume with them.\r\n\r\n"They say this is opening new doors for them."', 'Suffolk cathedral launches Russian tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9483-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-14 09:25:41', '2018-09-14 09:25:41', '', 9483, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9483-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9490, 1, '2018-09-14 09:45:16', '2018-09-14 09:45:16', '<strong>By Evan Elpuss, Religious Affairs Correspondent\n\nSt Edmundsbury Cathedral is launching a marketing campaign in Russia to cater for unprecedented interest in British places of worship.</strong>\n\nRussians are flocking to the UK to see our "very high spires" and big clocks, and to drop in on ancient sites like Stonehenge.\n\n\n\nThe cathedral in Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, which originates from the 11th century, is keen to cash in on the extraordinary popularity of big churches among Russian tourists.\n\nAnd the strapline for the campaign highlights that it "rarely snows in Suffolk", making tourist conditions ideal.\n\nTwo keen Russian tourists told yesterday how they went to see Salisbury Cathedral but were put off staying in the city for too long because it had snowed and there was slush on the ground.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9484" /></a><center><em>Good lord: Russians love an English cathedral like St Edmundsbury</em></center>\n\n\nNeal Cushion, who works in the marketing department for the Bishop of St Edmundsbury and Ipswich\'s office, said Russian tourists could visit the town without getting cold.\n\n"We have a perfect climate in Suffolk. We understand our friends in Russia are used to tropical conditions, so it\'s no surprise they don\'t want to hang around in places like Salisbury, which is known for Arctic-like weather.\n\n"There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day.\n\n"We want to make sure we seize some of that market and show the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/putin-election/">Russian people</a> just what St Edmundsbury Cathedral has to offer.\n\n"We have a Norman Tower that they will find particularly interesting."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMr Cushion said an online marketing campaign in Russia was well underway, and that an advert had been placed in <em>Pravda</em>, the local newspaper.\n\n"We\'re already seeing lots of shifty men from Russia, poking around the cathedral. They are very nice people who clearly care about their appearance as they always have a bottle of perfume with them.\n\n"They say this is opening new doors for them."', 'Suffolk cathedral launches Russian tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9483-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-14 09:45:16', '2018-09-14 09:45:16', '', 9483, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9483-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9491, 1, '2018-09-14 09:46:13', '2018-09-14 09:46:13', '<strong>By Evan Elpuss, Religious Affairs Correspondent\r\n\r\nSt Edmundsbury Cathedral is launching a marketing campaign in Russia to cater for unprecedented interest in British places of worship.</strong>\r\n\r\nRussians are flocking to the UK to see our "very high spires" and big clocks, and to drop in on ancient sites like Stonehenge.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe cathedral in Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, which originates from the 11th century, is keen to cash in on the extraordinary popularity of big churches among Russian tourists.\r\n\r\nAnd the strapline for the campaign highlights that it "rarely snows in Suffolk", making tourist conditions ideal.\r\n\r\nTwo keen Russian tourists told yesterday how they went to see Salisbury Cathedral but were put off staying in the city for too long because it had snowed and there was slush on the ground.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9484" /></a><center><em>Good lord: Russians love an English cathedral like St Edmundsbury</em></center>\r\n\r\n\r\nNeal Cushion, who works in the marketing department for the Bishop of St Edmundsbury and Ipswich\'s office, said Russian tourists could visit the town without getting cold.\r\n\r\n"We have a perfect climate in Suffolk. We understand our friends in Russia are used to tropical conditions, so it\'s no surprise they don\'t want to hang around in places like Salisbury, which is known for Arctic-like weather.\r\n\r\n"There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day.\r\n\r\n"We want to make sure we seize some of that market and show the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/putin-election/">Russian people</a> just what St Edmundsbury Cathedral has to offer.\r\n\r\n"We have a Norman Tower that they will find particularly interesting."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Cushion said an online marketing campaign in Russia was well underway, and that an advert had been placed in <em>Pravda</em>, the local newspaper.\r\n\r\n"We\'re already seeing lots of shifty men from Russia, poking around the cathedral. They are very nice people who clearly care about their appearance as they always have a bottle of perfume with them.\r\n\r\n"They say this is opening new doors for them."\r\n\r\nIt\'s not the first time Russian visitors to Suffolk have been in the news. The Suffolk Gazette revealed recently how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was caught spying on Felixstowe</a>.', 'Suffolk cathedral launches Russian tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9483-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-14 09:46:13', '2018-09-14 09:46:13', '', 9483, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9483-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9492, 1, '2018-09-14 10:15:50', '2018-09-14 10:15:50', '<strong>World Exclusive\nBy Doug Trench\nDefence Editor\n\nA Russian submarine has been spotted lurking off the Suffolk coast as Vladimir Putin continues to provoke the west over troubles in the Ukraine.</strong>\n\nDefence chiefs fear the menacing sub is spying on Felixstowe as the Russian regime attempts to understand what makes a great British holiday resort so popular.\n\nBritish spymasters believe Putin is envious of Felixstowe\'s international reputation as a summer millionaire\'s playground - and wants to use covert intelligence to help build a copycat resort back home on the Black Sea.\n\nBut officials warned the submarine has technically "invaded" Britain after entering UK waters uninvited - and added an accidental collision with one of the huge container ships from Felixstowe Port was a very real danger, sparking a major international incident.\n\n\n\nA Ministry of Defence insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Since we mothballed our fleet of submarine-hunting Nimrod aircraft, Putin has been sending his vessels into our waters in increasing numbers, knowing we can not pick them up.\n\n"It\'s a dangerous game of chess as he goads us over our opposition to his aggressive expansionist policies in the Ukraine region."\n\nThe submarine, believed to be a third-generation ballistic-missile-capable Austin Maestro class, was first spotted by visitors sitting in Felixstowe at the Felixstowe Port viewing area.\n\nThey saw a mysterious periscope appearing from the waves about two miles offshore, rotating backwards and forwards by 45 degrees as if surveying the Felixstowe coastline.\n\nOne tourist, Justin Allen, managed to take this exclusive photograph before the submarine dived and glided silently under the waves again.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-566x377.jpg" alt="russian-submarine" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1530" /></a></center><center><i>The Russian submarine caught spying on Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\n\nMr Allen, 56, from Woodbridge, said: "I was in the car with my elderly mother enjoying a cheese sandwich when I spotted the sub. I couldn\'t believe it - but I luckily managed to take the photo before it disappeared from view.\n\n"It\'s terrifying to think the Russians are getting so close to us and there\'s seemingly nothing we can do about it. I\'m not surprised Putin wants to understand why Felixstowe is such a popular holiday resort, but I worry that he has positioned a sub in the middle of our very busy shipping lanes."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that MI5 has now sent undercover agents to the Felixstowe area to begin a counter-espionage operation.\n\nThey are believed to be staying in one of the high-class caravan parks near the seafront, and splitting up during the day in order to maximise efforts against the Russians.\n\nOne will spend time at the glorious Mannings amusement park, one of the world\'s leading leisure facilities that rivals Disneyland, while another is stationed on the internationally-renowned crazy golf course on the promenade, a course which attracts the world\'s best golfers.\n\nMeanwhile, a third agent will patrol the beautiful pier (the bit still open to the public), while the last is said to be holed up in the resort\'s exclusive leisure centre, which is used by Felixstowe residents with beautiful bodies.\n\n"Putin needs to be put in his place," said an MI5 source hiding behind a newspaper with eye holes cut out. "Felixstowe has worked hard for centuries to earn its reputation as one of the world\'s leading leisure destinations. If the Russians think they can just come and steal our secrets, then they have another thing coming."', 'Russian submarine spying on Felixstowe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1528-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-14 10:15:50', '2018-09-14 10:15:50', '', 1528, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1528-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9493, 1, '2018-09-14 10:16:08', '2018-09-14 10:16:08', '<strong>World Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nA Russian submarine has been spotted lurking off the Suffolk coast as Vladimir Putin continues to provoke the west over troubles in the Ukraine.</strong>\r\n\r\nDefence chiefs fear the menacing sub is spying on Felixstowe as the Russian regime attempts to understand what makes a great British holiday resort so popular.\r\n\r\nBritish spymasters believe Putin is envious of Felixstowe\'s international reputation as a summer millionaire\'s playground - and wants to use covert intelligence to help build a copycat resort back home on the Black Sea.\r\n\r\nBut officials warned the submarine has technically "invaded" Britain after entering UK waters uninvited - and added an accidental collision with one of the huge container ships from Felixstowe Port was a very real danger, sparking a major international incident.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Ministry of Defence insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Since we mothballed our fleet of submarine-hunting Nimrod aircraft, Putin has been sending his vessels into our waters in increasing numbers, knowing we can not pick them up.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a dangerous game of chess as he goads us over our opposition to his aggressive expansionist policies in the Ukraine region."\r\n\r\nThe submarine, believed to be a third-generation ballistic-missile-capable Austin Maestro class, was first spotted by visitors sitting in Felixstowe at the Felixstowe Port viewing area.\r\n\r\nThey saw a mysterious periscope appearing from the waves about two miles offshore, rotating backwards and forwards by 45 degrees as if surveying the Felixstowe coastline.\r\n\r\nOne tourist, Justin Allen, managed to take this exclusive photograph before the submarine dived and glided silently under the waves again.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-566x377.jpg" alt="russian-submarine" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1530" /></a></center><center><i>The Russian submarine caught spying on Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Allen, 56, from Woodbridge, said: "I was in the car with my elderly mother enjoying a cheese sandwich when I spotted the sub. I couldn\'t believe it - but I luckily managed to take the photo before it disappeared from view.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terrifying to think the Russians are getting so close to us and there\'s seemingly nothing we can do about it. I\'m not surprised Putin wants to understand why Felixstowe is such a popular holiday resort, but I worry that he has positioned a sub in the middle of our very busy shipping lanes."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that MI5 has now sent undercover agents to the Felixstowe area to begin a counter-espionage operation.\r\n\r\nThey are believed to be staying in one of the high-class caravan parks near the seafront, and splitting up during the day in order to maximise efforts against the Russians.\r\n\r\nOne will spend time at the glorious Mannings amusement park, one of the world\'s leading leisure facilities that rivals Disneyland, while another is stationed on the internationally-renowned crazy golf course on the promenade, a course which attracts the world\'s best golfers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a third agent will patrol the beautiful pier (the bit still open to the public), while the last is said to be holed up in the resort\'s exclusive leisure centre, which is used by Felixstowe residents with beautiful bodies.\r\n\r\n"Putin needs to be put in his place," said an MI5 source hiding behind a newspaper with eye holes cut out. "Felixstowe has worked hard for centuries to earn its reputation as one of the world\'s leading leisure destinations. If the Russians think they can just come and steal our secrets, then they have another thing coming."', 'Russian submarine spying on Felixstowe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1528-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-14 10:16:08', '2018-09-14 10:16:08', '', 1528, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1528-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9495, 1, '2018-09-17 09:07:53', '2018-09-17 09:07:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg" alt="Kevin Beattie" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9498" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>It was with immense sadness that we, like every other Ipswich Town fan, and the wider sporting community, heard about the death of Kevin Beattie, aged just 64.</strong>\r\n\r\nHere, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique reflection.\r\n\r\n<strong>Final whistle blows\r\nKevin Beattie leaves the field\r\nIpswich Town applauds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette editor adds: "The Beat was a colossus in defence for Ipswich Town in the 1970s and early 80s. He was regarded by Sir Bobby Robson as the best player who had ever played for him.\r\n\r\n"Had it not been for injury problems, which forced him to retire at 28 years old, Kevin Beattie would have been the England legend he so richly deserved. As it was, he won nine caps, scoring one goal.\r\n\r\n"As a kid, I was fortunate to watch Kevin playing for Ipswich many times. We\'ll never see the likes of him again.\r\n\r\n"Rest in peace, big man."\r\n\r\n<strong>Kevin Beattie</strong>\r\nBorn: December 18, 1953, Carlisle\r\nDied: September 16, 2018, Ipswich\r\n\r\n', 'An Ipswich Town giant: Kevin Beattie obituary Haiku', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'an-ipswich-town-giant-kevin-beattie-obituary-haiku', '', '', '2018-10-01 21:43:14', '2018-10-01 21:43:14', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9495', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9496, 1, '2018-09-17 09:00:51', '2018-09-17 09:00:51', '<strong>It was with immense sadness that we, like every other Ipswich Town fan, and the wider sporting community, heard about the death of Kevin Beattie, aged just 64.</strong>\r\n\r\nHere, the Suffolk Gazette\'s obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his reflection.\r\n\r\n<h2>Final whistle blows\r\nKevin Beattie leaves the field\r\nIpswich Town applauds.</h2>\r\n\r\nThe Beat was a colossus in defence for Ipswich and England in the 1970s and early 80s. He was regarded by Sir Bobby Robson as the best player who had ever played for him.\r\n\r\nHad it not been for injury problems, which forced him to retire at 28 years old, Rest in peace, Kevin Beattie would have been the England legend he so richly deserved.\r\n\r\nRest in peace.\r\n\r\n<strong>Kevin Beattie</strong>\r\nBorn: December 18, 1953, Carlisle\r\nDied: September 16, 2018, Ipswich\r\n\r\n', 'Kevin Beattie, obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9495-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-17 09:00:51', '2018-09-17 09:00:51', '', 9495, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9495-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9499, 1, '2018-09-17 09:07:53', '2018-09-17 09:07:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg" alt="Kevin Beattie" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9498" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>It was with immense sadness that we, like every other Ipswich Town fan, and the wider sporting community, heard about the death of Kevin Beattie, aged just 64.</strong>\r\n\r\nHere, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique reflection.\r\n\r\n<h2>Final whistle blows\r\nKevin Beattie leaves the field\r\nIpswich Town applauds.</h2>\r\n\r\nThe Beat was a colossus in defence for Ipswich Town in the 1970s and early 80s. He was regarded by Sir Bobby Robson as the best player who had ever played for him.\r\n\r\nHad it not been for injury problems, which forced him to retire at 28 years old, Kevin Beattie would have been the England legend he so richly deserved. As it was, he won nine caps, scoring one goal.\r\n\r\nRest in peace.\r\n\r\n<strong>Kevin Beattie</strong>\r\nBorn: December 18, 1953, Carlisle\r\nDied: September 16, 2018, Ipswich\r\n\r\n', 'An Ipswich Town giant, Kevin Beattie obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9495-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-17 09:07:53', '2018-09-17 09:07:53', '', 9495, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9495-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9500, 1, '2018-09-17 09:16:38', '2018-09-17 09:16:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg" alt="Kevin Beattie" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9498" /></a>\n\n<strong>It was with immense sadness that we, like every other Ipswich Town fan, and the wider sporting community, heard about the death of Kevin Beattie, aged just 64.</strong>\n\nHere, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique reflection.\n\n<h2>Final whistle blows\nKevin Beattie leaves the field\nIpswich Town applauds.</h2>\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette editor adds: "The Beat was a colossus in defence for Ipswich Town in the 1970s and early 80s. He was regarded by Sir Bobby Robson as the best player who had ever played for him.\n\nHad it not been for injury problems, which forced him to retire at 28 years old, Kevin Beattie would have been the England legend he so richly deserved. As it was, he won nine caps, scoring one goal.\n\nRest in peace.\n\n<strong>Kevin Beattie</strong>\nBorn: December 18, 1953, Carlisle\nDied: September 16, 2018, Ipswich\n\n', 'An Ipswich Town giant: Kevin Beattie obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9495-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-17 09:16:38', '2018-09-17 09:16:38', '', 9495, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9495-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9501, 1, '2018-09-17 09:12:02', '2018-09-17 09:12:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg" alt="Kevin Beattie" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9498" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>It was with immense sadness that we, like every other Ipswich Town fan, and the wider sporting community, heard about the death of Kevin Beattie, aged just 64.</strong>\r\n\r\nHere, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique reflection.\r\n\r\n<h2>Final whistle blows\r\nKevin Beattie leaves the field\r\nIpswich Town applauds.</h2>\r\n\r\nThe Beat was a colossus in defence for Ipswich Town in the 1970s and early 80s. He was regarded by Sir Bobby Robson as the best player who had ever played for him.\r\n\r\nHad it not been for injury problems, which forced him to retire at 28 years old, Kevin Beattie would have been the England legend he so richly deserved. As it was, he won nine caps, scoring one goal.\r\n\r\nRest in peace.\r\n\r\n<strong>Kevin Beattie</strong>\r\nBorn: December 18, 1953, Carlisle\r\nDied: September 16, 2018, Ipswich\r\n\r\n', 'An Ipswich Town giant: Kevin Beattie obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9495-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-17 09:12:02', '2018-09-17 09:12:02', '', 9495, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9495-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9502, 1, '2018-09-17 09:17:49', '2018-09-17 09:17:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg" alt="Kevin Beattie" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9498" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>It was with immense sadness that we, like every other Ipswich Town fan, and the wider sporting community, heard about the death of Kevin Beattie, aged just 64.</strong>\r\n\r\nHere, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique reflection.\r\n\r\n<h2>Final whistle blows\r\nKevin Beattie leaves the field\r\nIpswich Town applauds.</h2>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette editor adds: "The Beat was a colossus in defence for Ipswich Town in the 1970s and early 80s. He was regarded by Sir Bobby Robson as the best player who had ever played for him.\r\n\r\n"Had it not been for injury problems, which forced him to retire at 28 years old, Kevin Beattie would have been the England legend he so richly deserved. As it was, he won nine caps, scoring one goal.\r\n\r\n"As a kid, I was fortunate to watch Kevin playing for Ipswich many times. We\'ll never see the likes of him again.\r\n\r\n"Rest in peace, big man."\r\n\r\n<strong>Kevin Beattie</strong>\r\nBorn: December 18, 1953, Carlisle\r\nDied: September 16, 2018, Ipswich\r\n\r\n', 'An Ipswich Town giant: Kevin Beattie obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9495-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-17 09:17:49', '2018-09-17 09:17:49', '', 9495, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9495-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9503, 1, '2018-09-18 08:48:01', '2018-09-18 08:48:01', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/wonga-logo.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/wonga-logo.jpg" alt="wonga on brink of collapse" width="540" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9423" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Payday lender Wonga is said to be "on the brink of financial collapse" after accidentally lending itself £50.</strong>\r\n\r\nFinancial experts say the business mistakenly borrowed the cash six months ago and now owes £20 million thanks to its own astronomical interest rate.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSky News revealed the business had approached Grant Thornton to act as administrator if it became insolvent.\r\n\r\nAn urgent internal inquiry is now underway to establish why finance teams mistakenly sanctioned lending itself £50.\r\n\r\nIndustry expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It was an error in accounts as no-one at Wonga in their right mind would have used their own toe-curling loans.\r\n\r\n"Getting a loan from Wonga at 1,509% interest rates can be ruinous, as many desperate members of the public will tell you."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Wonga said it was ironic that the company accidentally lent money to itself and was now on the brink of collapse.\r\n\r\n"It was only £50," he said. "And before we knew it the debt had risen to millions.\r\n\r\n"We started getting constant letters and phone calls from our own people demanding money back.\r\n\r\n"It seems we may have to go under now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45313958">Wonga has been facing increasing financial pressure</a> after surging compensation claims from customers.\r\n\r\nSeveral years ago it was forced to slash its astonishing 5,000% interest rates to a cap of 1,509%, a rate that still meant if you borrowed £100, you\'d owe £1,500 just 12 months later.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussions</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a></h2>', 'Wonga \'on verge of collapse\' after accidentally lending itself £50', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9421-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-18 08:48:01', '2018-09-18 08:48:01', '', 9421, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9421-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9505, 1, '2018-09-19 08:18:27', '2018-09-19 08:18:27', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/dennis-norden.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/dennis-norden.jpg" alt="Denis Norden obituary" width="640" height="380" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9506" /></a>\r\n\r\nVeteran television presenter Denis Norden has died, aged 96. The Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen delivers his poetic tribute...\r\n\r\n<strong>Out-take King taken.\r\nRIP Denis Norden.\r\nIt\'ll Be Alright.</strong>\r\n\r\n<strong>Denis Norden</strong>\r\nBorn: 6 February 1922, Hackney, London\r\nDied: 19 September 2018, Hampstead, London\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Denis Norden obituary Haiku', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'denis-norden-obituary-haiku', '', '', '2018-10-01 21:42:27', '2018-10-01 21:42:27', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9505', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9507, 1, '2018-09-19 08:18:27', '2018-09-19 08:18:27', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/dennis-norden.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/dennis-norden.jpg" alt="Denis Norden obituary" width="640" height="380" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9506" /></a>\r\n\r\nVeteran television presenter Denis Norden has died, aged 96. The Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen delivers his poetic tribute...\r\n\r\n<h2>Out-take King taken.\r\nRIP Denis Norden.\r\nIt\'ll Be Alright.</h2>\r\n\r\n<strong>Denis Norden</strong>\r\nBorn: 6 February 1922, Hackney, London\r\nDied: 19 September 2018, Hampstead, London\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Denis Norden obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9505-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-19 08:18:27', '2018-09-19 08:18:27', '', 9505, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9505-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9508, 1, '2018-09-19 15:29:15', '2018-09-19 15:29:15', '<strong>Divers researching the lost city of Dunwich have discovered remarkable evidence of Britain\'s first kebab shop.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe remains of the 13th-century shop were found under the North Sea during a recent survey using hi-tech imagery equipment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRecords at the Suffolk Registry Office confirm the presence of a takeaway of some sort in 13th-century Dunwich, which was as big and important as London in its day.\r\n\r\nDivers recovered large skewers from the seabed, alongside remains of a building which had a service counter and some sort of large grill.\r\n\r\nThere was also a long, thin knife that would have been used to cut meat from the swirling kebab skewer.\r\n\r\nIt confirms that Suffolk locals and visiting sailors enjoyed tucking into a doner kebab with chilli sauce in medieval times.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/doner-kebab.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/doner-kebab.jpg" alt="" width="720" height="405" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1318" /></a><center><em>Yummy: 13th-century doner kebab</center></em>\r\n\r\nIntriguingly, what is being dubbed as Ye Olde Kebabe Shoppe, was found to be next to a pub and just down the road from a chariot taxi rank.\r\n\r\nAll the ingredients for a perfect night out.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nUnderwater archaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The ancient city of Dunwich was lost to the sea many hundreds of years ago, but it is still throwing up new and exciting discoveries.\r\n\r\n"This kebab shop is the best find in recent years.\r\n\r\n"It is likely an immigrant arrived on a ship from the Ottoman Empire, liked what he saw, and set up shop.\r\n\r\n"We tested the metal work found on the seabed, skewers to hold doner meat and shish kebabs, and it was made in 1215.\r\n\r\n"This makes it Britain\'s oldest kebab shop."\r\n\r\nOriginal documents suggest medieval folks in Dunwich enjoyed their kebabs in ancient pitta bread, garnished with a little salad. ', 'Divers discover kebab shop in lost city of Dunwich', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'divers-discover-kebab-shop-in-lost-city-of-dunwich', '', '', '2018-09-19 15:34:08', '2018-09-19 15:34:08', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9508', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9509, 1, '2018-09-19 15:29:15', '2018-09-19 15:29:15', '<strong>Divers researching the lost city of Dunwich have discovered remarkable evidence of Britain\'s first kebab shop.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe remains of the 13th-century shop were found under the North Sea during a recent survey using hi-tech imagery equipment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRecords at the Suffolk Registry Office confirm the presence of a takeaway of some sort in 13th-century Dunwich, which was as big and important as London its day.\r\n\r\nDivers recovered large skewers from the seabed, alongside remains of a building which had a service counter and some sort and a grill.\r\n\r\nIt confirms that Suffolk locals and visiting sailors enjoyed tucking into a doner kebab with chilli sauce in medieval times.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/doner-kebab.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/doner-kebab.jpg" alt="" width="720" height="405" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1318" /></a><center><em>Yummy: 13th-century doner kebab</center></em>\r\n\r\nIntriguingly, what is being dubbed as Ye Olde Kebabe Shoppe, was found to be next to a pub and just down the road from a chariot taxi rank.\r\n\r\nAll the ingredients for a perfect night out.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nUnderwater archaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The ancient city of Dunwich was lost to the sea many hundreds of years ago, but it is still throwing up new and exciting discoveries.\r\n\r\n"This kebab shop is the best find in recent years.\r\n\r\n"It is likely an immigrant arrived on a ship from the Ottoman Empire, liked what he saw, and set up shop.\r\n\r\n"We tested the metal work found on the seabed, skewers to hold doner meat and shish kebabs, and it was made in 1215.\r\n\r\n"This makes it Britain\'s oldest kebab shop."\r\n\r\nOriginal documents suggest medieval folks in Dunwich enjoyed their kebabs in ancient pitta bread, garnished with a little salad. ', 'Divers discover kebab shop in lost city of Dunwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9508-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-19 15:29:15', '2018-09-19 15:29:15', '', 9508, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9508-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9510, 1, '2018-09-19 15:40:17', '2018-09-19 15:40:17', '<strong>Divers researching the lost city of Dunwich have discovered remarkable evidence of Britain\'s first kebab shop.</strong>\n\nThe remains of the 13th-century shop were found under the North Sea during a recent survey using hi-tech imagery equipment.\n\n\n\nRecords at the Suffolk Registry Office confirm the presence of a takeaway of some sort in 13th-century Dunwich, which was as big and important as London in its day.\n\nDivers recovered large skewers from the seabed, alongside remains of a building which had a service counter and some sort of large grill.\n\nThere was also a long, thin knife that would have been used to cut meat from the swirling kebab skewer.\n\nIt confirms that Suffolk locals and visiting sailors enjoyed tucking into a doner kebab with chilli sauce in medieval times.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/doner-kebab.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/doner-kebab.jpg" alt="" width="720" height="405" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1318" /></a><center><em>Yummy: 13th-century doner kebab</center></em>\n\nIntriguingly, what is being dubbed as Ye Olde Kebabe Shoppe, was found to be next to a pub and just down the road from a chariot taxi rank.\n\nAll the ingredients for a perfect night out.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nUnderwater archaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The ancient city of Dunwich was lost to the sea many hundreds of years ago, but it is still throwing up new and exciting discoveries.\n\n"This kebab shop is the best find in recent years.\n\n"It is likely an immigrant arrived on a ship from the Ottoman Empire, liked what he saw, and set up shop.\n\n"We tested the metal work found on the seabed, skewers to hold doner meat and shish kebabs, and it was made in 1215.\n\n"This makes it Britain\'s oldest kebab shop."\n\nOriginal documents suggest medieval folks in Dunwich enjoyed their kebabs in ancient pitta bread, garnished with a little salad.', 'Divers discover kebab shop in lost city of Dunwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9508-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-19 15:40:17', '2018-09-19 15:40:17', '', 9508, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9508-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9511, 1, '2018-09-19 15:32:40', '2018-09-19 15:32:40', '<strong>Divers researching the lost city of Dunwich have discovered remarkable evidence of Britain\'s first kebab shop.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe remains of the 13th-century shop were found under the North Sea during a recent survey using hi-tech imagery equipment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRecords at the Suffolk Registry Office confirm the presence of a takeaway of some sort in 13th-century Dunwich, which was as big and important as London in its day.\r\n\r\nDivers recovered large skewers from the seabed, alongside remains of a building which had a service counter and some sort of large grill.\r\n\r\nThere was also a long, thin knife that would have been used to cut meat from the swirling kebab skewer.\r\n\r\nIt confirms that Suffolk locals and visiting sailors enjoyed tucking into a doner kebab with chilli sauce in medieval times.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/doner-kebab.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/doner-kebab.jpg" alt="" width="720" height="405" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1318" /></a><center><em>Yummy: 13th-century doner kebab</center></em>\r\n\r\nIntriguingly, what is being dubbed as Ye Olde Kebabe Shoppe, was found to be next to a pub and just down the road from a chariot taxi rank.\r\n\r\nAll the ingredients for a perfect night out.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nUnderwater archaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The ancient city of Dunwich was lost to the sea many hundreds of years ago, but it is still throwing up new and exciting discoveries.\r\n\r\n"This kebab shop is the best find in recent years.\r\n\r\n"It is likely an immigrant arrived on a ship from the Ottoman Empire, liked what he saw, and set up shop.\r\n\r\n"We tested the metal work found on the seabed, skewers to hold doner meat and shish kebabs, and it was made in 1215.\r\n\r\n"This makes it Britain\'s oldest kebab shop."\r\n\r\nOriginal documents suggest medieval folks in Dunwich enjoyed their kebabs in ancient pitta bread, garnished with a little salad. ', 'Divers discover kebab shop in lost city of Dunwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9508-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-19 15:32:40', '2018-09-19 15:32:40', '', 9508, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9508-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9522, 1, '2018-09-20 09:44:08', '2018-09-20 09:44:08', '<strong>They said it couldn\'t be done, but a Suffolk company has invented a new type of telephone that you can never lose and is almost impossible to break.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe phone is attached to a wall by a sturdy cable and is designed to be placed on a table in the hallway so that you always know where it is.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis clever position also allows you to have a conversation in private without the whole house having to listen.\r\n\r\nAnd it means you will no longer be forced to sound like a pompous idiot by speaking loudly on a phone on a train or in the pub.\r\n\r\nDespite its many hi-tech advantages, the phone is considerably cheaper than other devices available in the shops, and the manufacturers claim it will never need expensive upgrades.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, managing director of Back to the Future Ltd, of Felixstowe, said: "This new device has everything, even a clock. You need only to dial what we are calling the Speaking Clock to have a human voice tell you the exact time."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/old-telephone-invention-e1462348008794.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/old-telephone-invention-e1462348008794.jpg" alt="old telephone" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3534" /></a><i>Rings a bell: new telephone invented in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe telephone comes in a range of vibrant colours, so long as it\'s beige. It never loses its signal and, amazingly, never even needs charging up. Furthermore, you can drop it time and again and it will never break.\r\n\r\n"We believe this is a game changer for every household or business in the country," Ms Fisher, 34, said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe added that a further benefit was the telephone came with just one ringtone - two bell-like rings - which meant there could never be any confusion when it rang.\r\n\r\nThe telephone is packed with neat design features, including a clever rotary dial that you move with your index finger in order to ring another number. "This is very tactile," Ms Fisher, 34, explained, "and our test groups loved it. Part of the fun is dialling the number one, for example, then waiting a second or two as you watch the dial return to the start."\r\n\r\nBack to the Future is now in advanced talks with British Telecom to have their devices installed in every home. The company hopes BT will then introduce a big book each year which lists everyone\'s phone number - and in case you forget your own number, there is a little piece of paper in the middle of the dial so you can note it down.\r\n\r\nThe news is the most exciting to come out of Suffolk since it was revealed an elderly woman had become the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-suffolk-bus/">first to circumnavigate the county by bus</a>.', 'At last! A phone you can\'t lose or break', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3533-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-20 09:44:08', '2018-09-20 09:44:08', '', 3533, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3533-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9523, 1, '2018-09-20 09:46:51', '2018-09-20 09:46:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg" alt="Cordless hose" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7204" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, even during the current heatwave, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the use of a hosepipe.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, the widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break and impossible to lose.\r\n\r\nAnd now a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">fuel-free BBQ that operates by WiFi</a> has been invented in Suffolk.', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller during heatwave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-20 09:46:51', '2018-09-20 09:46:51', '', 7152, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9524, 1, '2018-09-22 08:59:10', '2018-09-22 08:59:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/horizon.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/horizon.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9526" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwenty yachts have gone missing after Norfolk\'s first \'Race To The Horizon\' event ended in disaster.</strong>\r\n\r\nThere are now fears for more than 50 crew members who could be anywhere in the North Sea.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe race was launched with much publicity last week.\r\n\r\nBut once the boats set off from Wells-next-the-Sea they just kept going, and nothing has been seen of them since.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/norfolk-boat-race.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/norfolk-boat-race.jpg" alt="race to the horizon" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9525" /></a><center><em>Missing: Bubba Spuckler\'s boat is probably somewhere near Norway</center></em>\r\n\r\nRace organiser Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Everyone expected the boats to reach the horizon in around three miles and come back again.\r\n\r\n"It should only have taken an experienced skipper a few hours in decent wind conditions.\r\n\r\n"But we watched aghast as, one by one, each boat disappeared over the horizon, never to be seen again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhen asked why the crews had not been contacted by radio to be told of their mistake, Ms Fisher, 34, gave a worrying reply.\r\n\r\n"What\'s a radio?"\r\n\r\nThe Royal Yachting Association, Britain\'s governing body, is now investigating how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-residents-gripped-by-fear-over-villages-fate/">Norfolk</a> was given permission to race.\r\n\r\n"Modern navigation and understanding that the world is round have not reached Norfolk yet. That\'s why <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">boating</a> there is usually restricted to the Norfolk Broads."\r\n\r\nOne of the yacht skippers, Bubba Spuckler from Downham Market, told relatives he had been looking forward to the race to the horizon but would be taking it carefully because he didn\'t want his boat to fall off the end of the world.\r\n', 'Norfolk yacht race to the horizon ends in disaster', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'boat-race-to-the-horizon', '', '', '2018-09-22 09:28:58', '2018-09-22 09:28:58', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9524', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9525, 1, '2018-09-22 08:49:21', '2018-09-22 08:49:21', 'Norfolk\'s first race to the horizon ends in disaster as boats go missing', 'norfolk boat race', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-boat-race', '', '', '2018-09-22 08:49:56', '2018-09-22 08:49:56', '', 9524, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/norfolk-boat-race.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9526, 1, '2018-09-22 08:52:42', '2018-09-22 08:52:42', '', 'horizon', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'horizon', '', '', '2018-09-22 08:52:42', '2018-09-22 08:52:42', '', 9524, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/horizon.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9527, 1, '2018-09-22 08:59:10', '2018-09-22 08:59:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/horizon.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/horizon.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9526" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Twenty yachts have gone missing after Norfolk\'s first \'Race To The Horizon\' event ended in disaster.</strong>\r\n\r\nThere are now fears for more than 50 crew members who could be anywhere in the North Sea.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe race was launched with much publicity last week.\r\n\r\nBut once the boats set off from Wells-next-the-Sea they just kept going, and nothing has been seen of them since.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/norfolk-boat-race.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/norfolk-boat-race.jpg" alt="race to the horizon" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9525" /></a><center><em>Missing: Bubba Spuckler\'s boat is probably somewhere near Norway</center></em>\r\n\r\nRace organiser Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Everyone expected the boats to reach the horizon in around three miles and come back again.\r\n\r\n"It should only have taken an experienced skipper a few hours in decent wind conditions.\r\n\r\n"But we watched aghast as, one by one, each boat disappeared over the horizon, never to be seen again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhen asked why the crews had not been contacted by radio to be told of their mistake, Ms Fisher, 34, gave a worrying reply.\r\n\r\n"What\'s a radio?"\r\n\r\nThe Royal Yachting Association, Britain\'s governing body, is now investigating how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-residents-gripped-by-fear-over-villages-fate/">Norfolk</a> was given permission to race.\r\n\r\n"Modern navigation and understanding that the world is round have not reached Norfolk yet. That\'s why <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">boating</a> there is usually restricted to the Norfolk Broads."\r\n\r\nOne of the yacht skippers, Bubba Spuckler from Downham Market, told relatives he had been looking forward to the race to the horizon but would be taking it carefully because he didn\'t want his boat to fall off the end of the world.\r\n', 'Norfolk yacht race to the horizon ends in disaster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9524-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-22 08:59:10', '2018-09-22 08:59:10', '', 9524, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9524-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9528, 1, '2018-09-22 09:28:58', '2018-09-22 09:28:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/horizon.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/horizon.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9526" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwenty yachts have gone missing after Norfolk\'s first \'Race To The Horizon\' event ended in disaster.</strong>\r\n\r\nThere are now fears for more than 50 crew members who could be anywhere in the North Sea.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe race was launched with much publicity last week.\r\n\r\nBut once the boats set off from Wells-next-the-Sea they just kept going, and nothing has been seen of them since.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/norfolk-boat-race.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/norfolk-boat-race.jpg" alt="race to the horizon" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9525" /></a><center><em>Missing: Bubba Spuckler\'s boat is probably somewhere near Norway</center></em>\r\n\r\nRace organiser Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Everyone expected the boats to reach the horizon in around three miles and come back again.\r\n\r\n"It should only have taken an experienced skipper a few hours in decent wind conditions.\r\n\r\n"But we watched aghast as, one by one, each boat disappeared over the horizon, never to be seen again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhen asked why the crews had not been contacted by radio to be told of their mistake, Ms Fisher, 34, gave a worrying reply.\r\n\r\n"What\'s a radio?"\r\n\r\nThe Royal Yachting Association, Britain\'s governing body, is now investigating how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-residents-gripped-by-fear-over-villages-fate/">Norfolk</a> was given permission to race.\r\n\r\n"Modern navigation and understanding that the world is round have not reached Norfolk yet. That\'s why <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">boating</a> there is usually restricted to the Norfolk Broads."\r\n\r\nOne of the yacht skippers, Bubba Spuckler from Downham Market, told relatives he had been looking forward to the race to the horizon but would be taking it carefully because he didn\'t want his boat to fall off the end of the world.\r\n', 'Norfolk yacht race to the horizon ends in disaster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9524-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-22 09:28:58', '2018-09-22 09:28:58', '', 9524, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9524-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9530, 1, '2018-09-23 09:11:26', '2018-09-23 09:11:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg" alt="Chas and Dave obituary" width="800" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9531" /></a>\r\n\r\nCockney duo Chas and Dave were firm favourites for more than 40 years. Their cheeky brand of music entertained millions. Chas Hodges passed away yesterday, aged 74. Here, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique tribute.\r\n\r\n<strong>Cockney Chas, brown bread\r\nDave, me ol\' china, Jack Jones.\r\nAunt Joanna fades.</strong>\r\n\r\nI expect some of our Norfolk readers may not understand Cockney rhyming slang, seeing as normal English presents issues for them. So, Richard has kindly offered a second version, just for them.\r\n\r\n<h2>Cockney Chas, is dead\r\nDave, his old mate, all alone.\r\nThe piano fades.</h2>\r\n\r\n<strong>Chas Hodges</strong>\r\nBorn: 28 December, 1943, Edmonton, Middlesex\r\nDied: 22 September, 2018, London\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo fitting tribute would be complete without listening to the below.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wOSseI1hao8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nIt\'s been a busy week for obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen, who has already penned tributes to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/obituaries/an-ipswich-town-giant-kevin-beattie-obituary-haiku/">Ipswich Town legend Kevin Beattie</a> and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/obituaries/denis-norden-obituary-haiku/">TV presenter Denis Norden</a>.', 'Chas Hodges obituary Haiku', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'chas-hodges-obituary-haiku', '', '', '2018-10-01 21:41:32', '2018-10-01 21:41:32', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9530', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9532, 1, '2018-09-23 09:11:26', '2018-09-23 09:11:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg" alt="Chas and Dave obituary" width="800" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9531" /></a>\r\n\r\nCockney duo Chas and Dave were firm favourites for more than 40 years. Their cheeky brand of music entertained millions for more than 40 years. Chas Hodges passed away yesterday, aged 74. Here, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique tribute.\r\n\r\n<h2>Cockney Chas, brown bread\r\nDave, me ol\' china, Jack Jones.\r\nAunt Joanna fades.</h2>\r\n\r\nI expect some of our Norfolk readers may not understand Cockney rhyming slang, seeing as normal English presents issues for them. So, Richard has kindly offered a second version, just for them.\r\n\r\n<h2>Cockney Chas, is dead\r\nDave, his old mate, all alone.\r\nThe piano fades.</h2>\r\n\r\n<strong>Chas Hodges</strong>\r\nBorn: 28 December, 1943, Edmonton, Middlesex\r\nDied: 22 September, 2018, London\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo fitting tribute would be complete without listening to the below.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wOSseI1hao8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe><center>', 'Chas Hodges obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9530-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-23 09:11:26', '2018-09-23 09:11:26', '', 9530, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9530-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9533, 1, '2018-09-23 09:12:21', '2018-09-23 09:12:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg" alt="Chas and Dave obituary" width="800" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9531" /></a>\r\n\r\nCockney duo Chas and Dave were firm favourites for more than 40 years. Their cheeky brand of music entertained millions. Chas Hodges passed away yesterday, aged 74. Here, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique tribute.\r\n\r\n<h2>Cockney Chas, brown bread\r\nDave, me ol\' china, Jack Jones.\r\nAunt Joanna fades.</h2>\r\n\r\nI expect some of our Norfolk readers may not understand Cockney rhyming slang, seeing as normal English presents issues for them. So, Richard has kindly offered a second version, just for them.\r\n\r\n<h2>Cockney Chas, is dead\r\nDave, his old mate, all alone.\r\nThe piano fades.</h2>\r\n\r\n<strong>Chas Hodges</strong>\r\nBorn: 28 December, 1943, Edmonton, Middlesex\r\nDied: 22 September, 2018, London\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo fitting tribute would be complete without listening to the below.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wOSseI1hao8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe><center>', 'Chas Hodges obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9530-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-23 09:12:21', '2018-09-23 09:12:21', '', 9530, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9530-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9534, 1, '2018-09-23 09:13:53', '2018-09-23 09:13:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg" alt="Chas and Dave obituary" width="800" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9531" /></a>\n\nCockney duo Chas and Dave were firm favourites for more than 40 years. Their cheeky brand of music entertained millions. Chas Hodges passed away yesterday, aged 74. Here, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique tribute.\n\n<h2>Cockney Chas, brown bread\nDave, me ol\' china, Jack Jones.\nAunt Joanna fades.</h2>\n\nI expect some of our Norfolk readers may not understand Cockney rhyming slang, seeing as normal English presents issues for them. So, Richard has kindly offered a second version, just for them.\n\n<h2>Cockney Chas, is dead\nDave, his old mate, all alone.\nThe piano fades.</h2>\n\n<strong>Chas Hodges</strong>\nBorn: 28 December, 1943, Edmonton, Middlesex\nDied: 22 September, 2018, London\n\n\n\nNo fitting tribute would be complete without listening to the below.\n\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wOSseI1hao8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe><center>\n\nIt\'s been a busy week for obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen, who has already penned tributes to Ipswich Town legend Kevin Beattie and TV presenter Denis Norden.', 'Chas Hodges obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9530-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-23 09:13:53', '2018-09-23 09:13:53', '', 9530, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9530-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9535, 1, '2018-09-23 09:14:32', '2018-09-23 09:14:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg" alt="Chas and Dave obituary" width="800" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9531" /></a>\r\n\r\nCockney duo Chas and Dave were firm favourites for more than 40 years. Their cheeky brand of music entertained millions. Chas Hodges passed away yesterday, aged 74. Here, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique tribute.\r\n\r\n<h2>Cockney Chas, brown bread\r\nDave, me ol\' china, Jack Jones.\r\nAunt Joanna fades.</h2>\r\n\r\nI expect some of our Norfolk readers may not understand Cockney rhyming slang, seeing as normal English presents issues for them. So, Richard has kindly offered a second version, just for them.\r\n\r\n<h2>Cockney Chas, is dead\r\nDave, his old mate, all alone.\r\nThe piano fades.</h2>\r\n\r\n<strong>Chas Hodges</strong>\r\nBorn: 28 December, 1943, Edmonton, Middlesex\r\nDied: 22 September, 2018, London\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo fitting tribute would be complete without listening to the below.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wOSseI1hao8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe><center>\r\n\r\nIt\'s been a busy week for obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen, who has already penned tributes to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/obituaries/an-ipswich-town-giant-kevin-beattie-obituary-haiku/">Ipswich Town legend Kevin Beattie</a> and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/obituaries/denis-norden-obituary-haiku/">TV presenter Denis Norden</a>.', 'Chas Hodges obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9530-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-23 09:14:32', '2018-09-23 09:14:32', '', 9530, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9530-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9536, 1, '2018-09-23 09:15:45', '2018-09-23 09:15:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg" alt="Chas and Dave obituary" width="800" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9531" /></a>\r\n\r\nCockney duo Chas and Dave were firm favourites for more than 40 years. Their cheeky brand of music entertained millions. Chas Hodges passed away yesterday, aged 74. Here, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique tribute.\r\n\r\n<h2>Cockney Chas, brown bread\r\nDave, me ol\' china, Jack Jones.\r\nAunt Joanna fades.</h2>\r\n\r\nI expect some of our Norfolk readers may not understand Cockney rhyming slang, seeing as normal English presents issues for them. So, Richard has kindly offered a second version, just for them.\r\n\r\n<h2>Cockney Chas, is dead\r\nDave, his old mate, all alone.\r\nThe piano fades.</h2>\r\n\r\n<strong>Chas Hodges</strong>\r\nBorn: 28 December, 1943, Edmonton, Middlesex\r\nDied: 22 September, 2018, London\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo fitting tribute would be complete without listening to the below.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wOSseI1hao8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nIt\'s been a busy week for obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen, who has already penned tributes to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/obituaries/an-ipswich-town-giant-kevin-beattie-obituary-haiku/">Ipswich Town legend Kevin Beattie</a> and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/obituaries/denis-norden-obituary-haiku/">TV presenter Denis Norden</a>.', 'Chas Hodges obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9530-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-23 09:15:45', '2018-09-23 09:15:45', '', 9530, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9530-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9537, 1, '2018-09-23 09:48:08', '2018-09-23 09:48:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg" alt="Britain keeps the heating on" width="700" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8841" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain\'s women have seized the initiative and unexpectedly turned on the central heating, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe annual household battle for control of the thermostat is normally waged across Britain in October.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut chilly weather this weekend has seen women sneakily switching on the heating before men had even got out of bed.\r\n\r\nLorriane Fisher, 34, a woman, said: "It\'s absolutely freezing, so I\'ve put the heating on. Only on a low setting, obviously.\r\n\r\n"My husband tried to turn it off again, mumbling something about the bills.\r\n\r\n"But I turned it back on again, mumbling something about no dinner."\r\n\r\nWeather experts say the cold snap will only last a day or so before temperatures rise again.\r\n\r\nIt\'s expected to hit 21 degrees on Thursday when everyone will be remarking about how hot it is.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes after it emerged that the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/worlds-coldest-woman-lives-in-ipswich/">world\'s coldest woman lives in Ipswich</a>.\r\n ', 'Women across Britain have unexpectedly turned the heating on', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'women-across-britain-have-unexpectedly-turned-the-heating-on', '', '', '2018-09-23 09:50:53', '2018-09-23 09:50:53', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9537', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9538, 1, '2018-09-23 09:48:08', '2018-09-23 09:48:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg" alt="Britain keeps the heating on" width="700" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8841" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain\'s women have seized the initiative and unexpectedly turned on the central heating, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe annual household battle for control of the thermostat is normally waged across Britain in October.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut chilly weather this weekend has seen women sneakily switching on the heating before men had even got out of bed.\r\n\r\nLorriane Fisher, 34, a woman, said: "It\'s absolutely freezing, so I\'ve put the heating on. Only on a low setting, obviously.\r\n\r\n"My husband tried to turn it off again, mumbling something about the bills.\r\n\r\n"But I turned it back on again, mumbling something about no dinner."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWeather experts say the cold snap will only last a day or so before temperatures rise again.\r\n\r\nIt\'s expected to hit 21 degrees on Thursday when everyone will be remarking about how hot it is.\r\n\r\nThe news comes after it emerged that the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/worlds-coldest-woman-lives-in-ipswich/">world\'s coldest woman lives in Ipswich</a>.\r\n ', 'Women across Britain have unexpectedly turned the heating on', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9537-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-23 09:48:08', '2018-09-23 09:48:08', '', 9537, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9537-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9539, 1, '2018-09-23 09:50:49', '2018-09-23 09:50:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg" alt="Britain keeps the heating on" width="700" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8841" /></a>\n\n<strong>Britain\'s women have seized the initiative and unexpectedly turned on the central heating, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe annual household battle for control of the thermostat is normally waged across Britain in October.\n\n\n\nBut chilly weather this weekend has seen women sneakily switching on the heating before men had even got out of bed.\n\nLorriane Fisher, 34, a woman, said: "It\'s absolutely freezing, so I\'ve put the heating on. Only on a low setting, obviously.\n\n"My husband tried to turn it off again, mumbling something about the bills.\n\n"But I turned it back on again, mumbling something about no dinner."\n\nWeather experts say the cold snap will only last a day or so before temperatures rise again.\n\nIt\'s expected to hit 21 degrees on Thursday when everyone will be remarking about how hot it is.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe news comes after it emerged that the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/worlds-coldest-woman-lives-in-ipswich/">world\'s coldest woman lives in Ipswich</a>.\n ', 'Women across Britain have unexpectedly turned the heating on', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9537-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-23 09:50:49', '2018-09-23 09:50:49', '', 9537, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9537-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9540, 1, '2018-09-23 09:50:53', '2018-09-23 09:50:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg" alt="Britain keeps the heating on" width="700" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8841" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain\'s women have seized the initiative and unexpectedly turned on the central heating, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe annual household battle for control of the thermostat is normally waged across Britain in October.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut chilly weather this weekend has seen women sneakily switching on the heating before men had even got out of bed.\r\n\r\nLorriane Fisher, 34, a woman, said: "It\'s absolutely freezing, so I\'ve put the heating on. Only on a low setting, obviously.\r\n\r\n"My husband tried to turn it off again, mumbling something about the bills.\r\n\r\n"But I turned it back on again, mumbling something about no dinner."\r\n\r\nWeather experts say the cold snap will only last a day or so before temperatures rise again.\r\n\r\nIt\'s expected to hit 21 degrees on Thursday when everyone will be remarking about how hot it is.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes after it emerged that the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/worlds-coldest-woman-lives-in-ipswich/">world\'s coldest woman lives in Ipswich</a>.\r\n ', 'Women across Britain have unexpectedly turned the heating on', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9537-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-23 09:50:53', '2018-09-23 09:50:53', '', 9537, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9537-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9548, 1, '2018-09-23 18:37:52', '2018-09-23 18:37:52', '<b>An Ipswich woman has triumphed for a record third year running in the World Feeling Cold Championships, held in Saudi Arabia.</b>\r\n\r\nTracy Dell, a 43-year-old housewife and mother of four, managed to complain about feeling "absolutely frozen" 127 times during the 12-hour competition - even though temperatures were in the high 90s.\r\n\r\nThis was a new personal best for Mrs Dell, shattering her previous record of 98 complaints during last year\'s event on Copacabana Beach in Rio De Janeiro. The world record was 130 complaints set by an Australian woman during the 1999 event in The Bahamas.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/freezing-woman-e1447605534234.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/freezing-woman-e1447605534234.jpg" alt="freezing-woman" width="450" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2063" /></a></center><center><i>Tracy Dell wrapped up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Del beat 3,000 other woman to claim the title and the prize of an Arctic survival suit and free central heating oil for a year.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to contact Mr Dell last night to ask about his wife\'s triumph, but he was unavailable for comment.\r\n\r\nHe is believed to be serving six months in prison for non-payment of the family\'s last quarterly heating bill, which is believed to be in excess of £30,000.\r\n\r\n* <i>Disclaimer: This spoof is not, in any way, shape, or form, intended to lampoon the fairer sex and their infuriating propensity to constantly whine about feeling "frozen", irrespective of the time of the year, ambient temperature, central heating setting, being on a collision course with the sun with only minutes to impact etc.</i>\r\n\r\n<i>* To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>', 'World\'s coldest woman lives in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2061-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-23 18:37:52', '2018-09-23 18:37:52', '', 2061, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2061-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
