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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8623, 1, '2018-03-11 12:56:43', '2018-03-11 12:56:43', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pole-vault.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pole-vault.jpg" alt="Olympic Stadium" width="700" height="367" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8624" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Pole-vaulting star Darren Kipper was just one of the heroes on show as the world\'s finest track and field athletes returned to the Olympic Stadium.</strong>\r\n\r\nMore than 50,000 spectators witnessed a brilliant effort by Kipper, 34, pictured above, as he ran the full length of the field with his pole before leaping high and clear over the perimeter fence.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso on display was some fine long-jumping, with British champion Baz Numpty managing to leap more than eight metres using his innovative \'head first\' technique.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/long-jump.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/long-jump.jpg" alt="Long jump at Olympic Stadium" width="578" height="325" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8625" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut it was not just field events setting records in front of the highly-charged crowd.\r\n\r\nOn the track, the East London-based 200-metre relay team showed a brilliant turn of pace and technique on their way to victory.\r\n\r\nStar of the show was Gary "Crusher" Smith, who took the baton brilliantly in the changeover for the last leg, and evaded all of those trying to chase him down.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/400-metre-relay.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/400-metre-relay.jpg" alt="Relay team" width="962" height="643" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8626" /></a>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIn a first for the Olympic Stadium, some other Olympic events were brought into the main arena for the first time.\r\n\r\nJudo stars made the most of the big stage, with Britain\'s Mark Noble defeating arch rival Arthur Braine, wrestling him to the floor and refusing to let him get up.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wrestling.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wrestling.jpg" alt="Judo at the Olympic Stadium" width="962" height="649" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8627" /></a>\r\n\r\nAndy finally, boxing made a welcome return to the Olympic Stadium, with fights breaking out in many areas, in scenes as surprising as a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">chronic asthma sufferer winning the Tour de France</a>.\r\n\r\nIn other sporting news, self-entitled West Ham United fans, who were given a huge new stadium for free, are upset that their owners have not spent enough money.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>##', 'Pole vault star leads track and field success at Olympic Stadium', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'success-olympic-stadium', '', '', '2018-03-11 16:41:55', '2018-03-11 16:41:55', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8623', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8628, 1, '2018-03-11 12:56:43', '2018-03-11 12:56:43', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pole-vault.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pole-vault.jpg" alt="Olympic Stadium" width="700" height="367" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8624" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Pole-vaulting star Darren Kipper was just one of the heroes on show as the world\'s finest track and field athletes returned to the Olympic Stadium.</strong>\r\n\r\nMore than 50,000 spectators witnessed a brilliant effort by Kipper, 34, pictured above, as he ran the full length of the field with his pole before leaping high and clear over the perimeter fence.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso on display was some fine long-jumping, with British champion Baz Numpty managing to leap more than eight meters using his innovative \'head first\' technique.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/long-jump.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/long-jump.jpg" alt="Long jump at Olympic Stadium" width="578" height="325" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8625" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut it was not just field events setting records in front of the highly-charged crowd.\r\n\r\nOn the track, the East London-based 200-meter relay team showed a brilliant turn of pace and technique on their way to victory.\r\n\r\nStar of the show was Gary "Crusher" Smith, who took the baton brilliantly in the changeover for the last leg, and evaded all of those trying to chase him down.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/400-metre-relay.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/400-metre-relay.jpg" alt="Relay team" width="962" height="643" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8626" /></a>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIn a first for the Olympic Stadium, some other Olympic events were brought into the main arena for the first time.\r\n\r\nJudo stars made the most of the big stage, with Britain\'s Mark Noble defeating arch rival Arthur Braine, wrestling him to the floor and refusing to let him get up.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wrestling.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wrestling.jpg" alt="Judo at the Olympic Stadium" width="962" height="649" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8627" /></a>\r\n\r\nAndy finally, boxing made a welcome return to the Olympic Stadium, with fights breaking out in many areas, in scenes as unlikely as a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">chronic asthma sufferer winning the Tour de France</a>.\r\n\r\nIn other sporting news, self-entitled West Ham United fans, who were given a huge new stadium for free, are upset that their owners have not spent enough money.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>##', 'Pole vault star leads track and field success at Olympic Stadium', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8623-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-11 12:56:43', '2018-03-11 12:56:43', '', 8623, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8629, 1, '2018-03-11 16:41:47', '2018-03-11 16:41:47', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pole-vault.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pole-vault.jpg" alt="Olympic Stadium" width="700" height="367" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8624" /></a>\n\n<strong>Pole-vaulting star Darren Kipper was just one of the heroes on show as the world\'s finest track and field athletes returned to the Olympic Stadium.</strong>\n\nMore than 50,000 spectators witnessed a brilliant effort by Kipper, 34, pictured above, as he ran the full length of the field with his pole before leaping high and clear over the perimeter fence.\n\n\n\nAlso on display was some fine long-jumping, with British champion Baz Numpty managing to leap more than eight metres using his innovative \'head first\' technique.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/long-jump.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/long-jump.jpg" alt="Long jump at Olympic Stadium" width="578" height="325" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8625" /></a>\n\nBut it was not just field events setting records in front of the highly-charged crowd.\n\nOn the track, the East London-based 200-metre relay team showed a brilliant turn of pace and technique on their way to victory.\n\nStar of the show was Gary "Crusher" Smith, who took the baton brilliantly in the changeover for the last leg, and evaded all of those trying to chase him down.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/400-metre-relay.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/400-metre-relay.jpg" alt="Relay team" width="962" height="643" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8626" /></a>\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIn a first for the Olympic Stadium, some other Olympic events were brought into the main arena for the first time.\n\nJudo stars made the most of the big stage, with Britain\'s Mark Noble defeating arch rival Arthur Braine, wrestling him to the floor and refusing to let him get up.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wrestling.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wrestling.jpg" alt="Judo at the Olympic Stadium" width="962" height="649" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8627" /></a>\n\nAndy finally, boxing made a welcome return to the Olympic Stadium, with fights breaking out in many areas, in scenes as surprising as a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">chronic asthma sufferer winning the Tour de France</a>.\n\nIn other sporting news, self-entitled West Ham United fans, who were given a huge new stadium for free, are upset that their owners have not spent enough money.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>##', 'Pole vault star leads track and field success at Olympic Stadium', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8623-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-11 16:41:47', '2018-03-11 16:41:47', '', 8623, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8623-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8630, 1, '2018-03-11 12:58:48', '2018-03-11 12:58:48', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pole-vault.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pole-vault.jpg" alt="Olympic Stadium" width="700" height="367" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8624" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Pole-vaulting star Darren Kipper was just one of the heroes on show as the world\'s finest track and field athletes returned to the Olympic Stadium.</strong>\r\n\r\nMore than 50,000 spectators witnessed a brilliant effort by Kipper, 34, pictured above, as he ran the full length of the field with his pole before leaping high and clear over the perimeter fence.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso on display was some fine long-jumping, with British champion Baz Numpty managing to leap more than eight meters using his innovative \'head first\' technique.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/long-jump.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/long-jump.jpg" alt="Long jump at Olympic Stadium" width="578" height="325" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8625" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut it was not just field events setting records in front of the highly-charged crowd.\r\n\r\nOn the track, the East London-based 200-meter relay team showed a brilliant turn of pace and technique on their way to victory.\r\n\r\nStar of the show was Gary "Crusher" Smith, who took the baton brilliantly in the changeover for the last leg, and evaded all of those trying to chase him down.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/400-metre-relay.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/400-metre-relay.jpg" alt="Relay team" width="962" height="643" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8626" /></a>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIn a first for the Olympic Stadium, some other Olympic events were brought into the main arena for the first time.\r\n\r\nJudo stars made the most of the big stage, with Britain\'s Mark Noble defeating arch rival Arthur Braine, wrestling him to the floor and refusing to let him get up.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wrestling.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wrestling.jpg" alt="Judo at the Olympic Stadium" width="962" height="649" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8627" /></a>\r\n\r\nAndy finally, boxing made a welcome return to the Olympic Stadium, with fights breaking out in many areas, in scenes as surprising as a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">chronic asthma sufferer winning the Tour de France</a>.\r\n\r\nIn other sporting news, self-entitled West Ham United fans, who were given a huge new stadium for free, are upset that their owners have not spent enough money.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>##', 'Pole vault star leads track and field success at Olympic Stadium', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8623-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-11 12:58:48', '2018-03-11 12:58:48', '', 8623, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8631, 1, '2018-03-11 16:41:55', '2018-03-11 16:41:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pole-vault.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pole-vault.jpg" alt="Olympic Stadium" width="700" height="367" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8624" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Pole-vaulting star Darren Kipper was just one of the heroes on show as the world\'s finest track and field athletes returned to the Olympic Stadium.</strong>\r\n\r\nMore than 50,000 spectators witnessed a brilliant effort by Kipper, 34, pictured above, as he ran the full length of the field with his pole before leaping high and clear over the perimeter fence.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso on display was some fine long-jumping, with British champion Baz Numpty managing to leap more than eight metres using his innovative \'head first\' technique.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/long-jump.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/long-jump.jpg" alt="Long jump at Olympic Stadium" width="578" height="325" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8625" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut it was not just field events setting records in front of the highly-charged crowd.\r\n\r\nOn the track, the East London-based 200-metre relay team showed a brilliant turn of pace and technique on their way to victory.\r\n\r\nStar of the show was Gary "Crusher" Smith, who took the baton brilliantly in the changeover for the last leg, and evaded all of those trying to chase him down.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/400-metre-relay.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/400-metre-relay.jpg" alt="Relay team" width="962" height="643" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8626" /></a>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIn a first for the Olympic Stadium, some other Olympic events were brought into the main arena for the first time.\r\n\r\nJudo stars made the most of the big stage, with Britain\'s Mark Noble defeating arch rival Arthur Braine, wrestling him to the floor and refusing to let him get up.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wrestling.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wrestling.jpg" alt="Judo at the Olympic Stadium" width="962" height="649" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8627" /></a>\r\n\r\nAndy finally, boxing made a welcome return to the Olympic Stadium, with fights breaking out in many areas, in scenes as surprising as a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">chronic asthma sufferer winning the Tour de France</a>.\r\n\r\nIn other sporting news, self-entitled West Ham United fans, who were given a huge new stadium for free, are upset that their owners have not spent enough money.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>##', 'Pole vault star leads track and field success at Olympic Stadium', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8623-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-11 16:41:55', '2018-03-11 16:41:55', '', 8623, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8633, 1, '2018-03-12 13:33:53', '2018-03-12 13:33:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/noddy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/noddy.jpg" alt="Noddy the taxi driver" width="648" height="365" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6599" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Busy local businessman Noddy has been forced to take legal action after his car was damaged by a pothole.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe hat-wearing taxi driver is seeking damages from Toyland Council to repair the suspension on his car.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNoddy said he was driving down Toyland High Street when his left wheel hit the pothole, causing £1,500 of damage.\r\n\r\n"The state of the roads is shocking," he wrote in a letter supporting his claim.\r\n\r\n"I drive a taxi and everyone says they are fed up. My friend Big Ears says it is the worst he has seen in his lifetime."\r\n\r\nThe car damage has been a further blow to Noddy, who is already suffering from the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/uber-forces-noddy-business/">cheap competition from Uber</a>, which nearly put him out of business last year.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing after another," he said.\r\n\r\n"How am I meant to make a living with my car stuck in a garage getting repaired?\r\n\r\n"Toyland Council will hopefully pay me some compensation soon so I can get back to work."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the council said: "We can confirm we have received a compensation claim from a Mr Noddy, of Toyland.\r\n\r\n"We will investigate as soon as possible, but would stress paying out compensation for pothole damage means we have less money to spend on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/potholes/">repairing potholes</a>."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Noddy sues council over car\'s pothole damage', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'noddy-pothole', '', '', '2018-03-12 13:33:53', '2018-03-12 13:33:53', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8633', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8634, 1, '2018-03-12 13:32:39', '2018-03-12 13:32:39', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/noddy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/noddy.jpg" alt="Noddy the taxi driver" width="648" height="365" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6599" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Busy local businessman Noddy has been forced to take legal action after his car was damaged by a pothole.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe hat-wearing taxi driver is seeking damages from Toyland Council to repair the suspension on his car.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNoddy said he was driving down Toyland High Street when his left wheel hit the pothole, causing £1,500 of damage.\r\n\r\n"The state of the roads is shocking," he wrote in a letter supporting his claim.\r\n\r\n"I drive a taxi and everyone says they are fed up. My friend Big Ears says it is the worst he has seen in his lifetime."\r\n\r\nThe car damage has been a further blow to Noddy, who is already suffering from the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/uber-forces-noddy-business/">cheap competition from Uber</a>, which nearly put him out of business last year.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing after another," he said.\r\n\r\n"How am I meant to make a living with my car stuck in a garage getting repaired?\r\n\r\n"Toyland Council will hopefully pay me some compensation soon so I can get back to work."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the council said: "We can confirm we have received a compensation claim from a Mr Noddy, of Toyland.\r\n\r\n"We will investigate as soon as possible, but would stress paying out compensation for pothole damage means we have less money to spend on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/potholes/">repairing potholes</a>."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Noddy sues council over car\'s pothole damage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8633-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-12 13:32:39', '2018-03-12 13:32:39', '', 8633, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8633-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8635, 1, '2018-03-06 06:29:32', '2018-03-06 06:29:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/writing-paper-e1520930121286.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/writing-paper-e1520930121286.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8636" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A large piece of writing is always scary. Students get worried thinking that they have no idea what to put into ten pages or how to complete such a big task in a short-term. However, every single student has to deal with a 10-page paper at least once. In this article, you will find out how to write a large paper successfully and make it stand out.</strong>\r\n\r\nHere are some working tips that will help you to manage the task and complete it successfully. We gathered these recommendations to help you write a <a href="http://10pagepapers.com/blog/a-guide-to-writing-a-10-page-paper-in-2-hours/">10 page paper</a> and break it down into bites, so the whole process of writing will become interesting and challenging (in a good sense).\r\n\r\n<strong>Best tips to help you to compose a 10-page paper</strong>\r\n\r\n- The best tip that will help you to write a large paper and make it successful is to start in advance. The more time you leave for preparing, the faster you will complete a paper. Start doing research as early as possible. Depending on the topic complexity, you may need to research it for a week. Some information can be taken from students, some from the Internet, and some somewhere far on the shelf of a library.\r\n- Another reason to start in advance is to give yourself time to write and rewrite every bit if necessary. If you aim to deliver the best paper possible, then proofreading, editing and rewriting are important steps your paper should go through.\r\n- Make a plan. Separate your paper into bits and plan how much time you will need to devote to each. When you are composing a winning paper in stages, it makes the whole process much easier. A timeline table with dates and tasks will help you to stick to the plan and complete every bit on time. For example, divide the whole task of writing a 10-page paper into obtaining knowledge about the topic, finding resources, taking notes, writing a two-page overview of a source of information, defining five major aspects of the topic and writing about them, dividing a topic into subtopics and discussing them, composing a few paragraphs of analysis, developing a thesis statement, writing a draft of the paper.\r\n- Never leave writing a 10-page paper for the last-minute. The worst case scenario is that you may not find appropriate information. Therefore, you might struggle with writing even the few first pages. Remember that every paper needs a strong thesis statement, and if there is no supporting information, you will have to look for a new topic or just face failure. \r\n\r\n<strong>The Structure of a winning 10-Page paper</strong>\r\n\r\nAs we have already mentioned above, it is important to break large papers into small units. Usually, a 10-page paper consists of approximately twenty-two paragraphs. So, how to divide the paper and information into twenty-two paragraphs? Follow experts\' advice and deliver a smartly structured paper, and get a high-grade:\r\n\r\n- Two paragraphs of the introduction. Start the first paragraph with a question. Tell a brief story and explain why the story needs interpretation. In the second paragraph, you need to answer the question that you placed in the beginning. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8637, 1, '2018-03-13 08:37:19', '2018-03-13 08:37:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/writing-paper-e1520930121286.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/writing-paper-e1520930121286.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8636" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A large piece of writing is always scary. Students get worried thinking that they have no idea what to put into ten pages or how to complete such a big task in a short-term. However, every single student has to deal with a 10-page paper at least once. In this article, you will find out how to write a large paper successfully and make it stand out.</strong>\r\n\r\nHere are some working tips that will help you to manage the task and complete it successfully. We gathered these recommendations to help you write a <a href="http://10pagepapers.com/blog/a-guide-to-writing-a-10-page-paper-in-2-hours/">10 page paper</a> and break it down into bites, so the whole process of writing will become interesting and challenging (in a good sense).\r\n\r\n<strong>Best tips to help you to compose a 10-page paper</strong>\r\n\r\n- The best tip that will help you to write a large paper and make it successful is to start in advance. The more time you leave for preparing, the faster you will complete a paper. Start doing research as early as possible. Depending on the topic complexity, you may need to research it for a week. Some information can be taken from students, some from the Internet, and some somewhere far on the shelf of a library.\r\n- Another reason to start in advance is to give yourself time to write and rewrite every bit if necessary. If you aim to deliver the best paper possible, then proofreading, editing and rewriting are important steps your paper should go through.\r\n- Make a plan. Separate your paper into bits and plan how much time you will need to devote to each. When you are composing a winning paper in stages, it makes the whole process much easier. A timeline table with dates and tasks will help you to stick to the plan and complete every bit on time. For example, divide the whole task of writing a 10-page paper into obtaining knowledge about the topic, finding resources, taking notes, writing a two-page overview of a source of information, defining five major aspects of the topic and writing about them, dividing a topic into subtopics and discussing them, composing a few paragraphs of analysis, developing a thesis statement, writing a draft of the paper.\r\n- Never leave writing a 10-page paper for the last-minute. The worst case scenario is that you may not find appropriate information. 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The second paragraph should end with a thesis statement and should catch readers\' attention and make them interested in reading your paper to the end. \r\n- Eighteen paragraphs of the body. The body is the biggest part of any paper. So, eighteen paragraphs are the right number for a 10-page paper. Divide the body part into subheads. State one side’s position in the first part of the body and discuss the opposing opinion in the next. In the last part of the body, you can explain how the conflict was resolved supporting it with evidence.  Therefore, to write such a big number of paragraphs and provide interesting information, and avoid repeating the same information just to extend the content as much as possible, you need to conduct research on the topic in advance.\r\n- Two paragraphs of the conclusion. Replicate your thesis statement and explain why your idea or thought is the best in understanding the topic in the first paragraph. Prove the importance of your argument and the story in general in the second part of the conclusion. \r\n\r\nHopefully, those recommendations will make you feel calm about an upcoming task of writing a 10-page paper. Try them and see how easy it is to compose a large paper when you divide it into parts and plan your work in advance.', 'How to create a winning 10-page paper', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8635-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 08:37:19', '2018-03-13 08:37:19', '', 8635, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8635-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8638, 1, '2018-03-13 09:11:19', '2018-03-13 09:11:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg" alt="Norfolk people urged to wash" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8639" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe people of Norfolk have been advised that it might be a good idea to have an occasional wash.</strong>\r\n\r\nPublic health experts say it is no longer acceptable for them to be so filthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCases of disease and festering sores are on the rise in the remote county, with fears that infections could cross the border into Suffolk.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, a spokesperson for Public Health England, said: "It\'s a matter of education, really.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk people are not used to body cleanliness.\r\n\r\n"Working out in the bogs and marshes is dirty work, and they certainly do not have bathrooms.\r\n\r\n"To be honest, once they <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/valentines-day-cards-norfolk/">get home to their sisters at night</a>, the men folk have more on their mind than scrubbing up."\r\n\r\nTraditionally, the people of Norfolk have an annual community shower day.\r\n\r\nA cattle trough full of water is set up on the village green every May Day, and villagers, high on cider and weird berries, take it in turns to jump in and scrub the year\'s filth of their bodies.\r\n\r\nDr Neville Carragher, from Norwich Hospital, said: "This tradition unfortunately does more harm than good, because after the first couple of people have washed in it, the water trough is disgusting.\r\n\r\n"By the time several hundred of them have sloshed about, it is an infectious pit of everything horrible known to man."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAway supporters who travel to Norwich City\'s Carrow Road \'stadium\' will be relieved if locals start taking more care of themselves.\r\n\r\nIpswich fan Steve Walshe said: "It absolutely stinks up there in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\n"If you pass one or two in the street it is not so bad because the wind might be in the opposite direction.\r\n\r\n"But when you get thousands of them crowded together under one roof, you can see this acrid, shimmering cloud rising up to the rafters.\r\n\r\n"The Russians could start harvesting it - it would be far more deadly than any nerve agent."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk people told to wash occasionally', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-people-told-to-wash', '', '', '2018-03-13 09:28:30', '2018-03-13 09:28:30', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8638', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8640, 1, '2018-03-13 09:09:39', '2018-03-13 09:09:39', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg" alt="Norfolk people urged to wash" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8639" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe people of Norfolk have been advised that it might be a good idea to have an occasional wash.</strong>\r\n\r\nPublic health experts say it is no longer acceptable for them to be so filthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCases of disease and festering sores are on the rise in the remote county, with fears that infections could cross the border into Suffolk.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, a spokesperson for Public Health England, said: "It\'s a matter of education, really.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk people are not used to body cleanliness. Working out in the bogs and marshes is dirty work, and they certainly do not have bathrooms.\r\n\r\n"To be honest, once they get home to their sisters at night, the men folk have more on their mind than scrubbing up."\r\n\r\nTraditionally, the people of Norfolk have an annual community shower day.\r\n\r\nA cattle trough full of water is set up on the village green every May Day, and villagers, high on cider and weird berries, take it in turns to jump in and scrub the year\'s filth of their bodies.\r\n\r\nDr Neville Carragher, from Norwich Hospital, said: "This tradition unfortunately does more harm than good, because after the first couple of people have washed in it, the water trough is disgusting.\r\n\r\n"By the time several hundred of them have sloshed about, it is an infectious pit of everything horrible known to man."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAway supporters who travel to Norwich City\'s Carrow Road \'stadium\' will be relieved if locals start taking more care of themselves.\r\n\r\nIpswich fan Steve Walshe said: "It absolutely stinks up there.\r\n\r\n"If you pass one or two in the street it is not so bad because the wind might be in the opposite direction.\r\n\r\n"But when you get thousands of them crowded together under one roof, you can see this acrid, shimmering cloud rising up to the rafters."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk people told to wash occasionally', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8638-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 09:09:39', '2018-03-13 09:09:39', '', 8638, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8638-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8641, 1, '2018-03-13 09:11:19', '2018-03-13 09:11:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg" alt="Norfolk people urged to wash" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8639" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe people of Norfolk have been advised that it might be a good idea to have an occasional wash.</strong>\r\n\r\nPublic health experts say it is no longer acceptable for them to be so filthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCases of disease and festering sores are on the rise in the remote county, with fears that infections could cross the border into Suffolk.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, a spokesperson for Public Health England, said: "It\'s a matter of education, really.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk people are not used to body cleanliness. Working out in the bogs and marshes is dirty work, and they certainly do not have bathrooms.\r\n\r\n"To be honest, once they <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/valentines-day-cards-norfolk/">get home to their sisters at night</a>, the men folk have more on their mind than scrubbing up."\r\n\r\nTraditionally, the people of Norfolk have an annual community shower day.\r\n\r\nA cattle trough full of water is set up on the village green every May Day, and villagers, high on cider and weird berries, take it in turns to jump in and scrub the year\'s filth of their bodies.\r\n\r\nDr Neville Carragher, from Norwich Hospital, said: "This tradition unfortunately does more harm than good, because after the first couple of people have washed in it, the water trough is disgusting.\r\n\r\n"By the time several hundred of them have sloshed about, it is an infectious pit of everything horrible known to man."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAway supporters who travel to Norwich City\'s Carrow Road \'stadium\' will be relieved if locals start taking more care of themselves.\r\n\r\nIpswich fan Steve Walshe said: "It absolutely stinks up there in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\n"If you pass one or two in the street it is not so bad because the wind might be in the opposite direction.\r\n\r\n"But when you get thousands of them crowded together under one roof, you can see this acrid, shimmering cloud rising up to the rafters."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk people told to wash occasionally', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8638-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 09:11:19', '2018-03-13 09:11:19', '', 8638, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8638-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8642, 1, '2018-03-13 09:25:53', '2018-03-13 09:25:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg" alt="Norfolk people urged to wash" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8639" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nThe people of Norfolk have been advised that it might be a good idea to have an occasional wash.</strong>\n\nPublic health experts say it is no longer acceptable for them to be so filthy.\n\n\n\nCases of disease and festering sores are on the rise in the remote county, with fears that infections could cross the border into Suffolk.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, a spokesperson for Public Health England, said: "It\'s a matter of education, really.\n\n"Norfolk people are not used to body cleanliness. Working out in the bogs and marshes is dirty work, and they certainly do not have bathrooms.\n\n"To be honest, once they <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/valentines-day-cards-norfolk/">get home to their sisters at night</a>, the men folk have more on their mind than scrubbing up."\n\nTraditionally, the people of Norfolk have an annual community shower day.\n\nA cattle trough full of water is set up on the village green every May Day, and villagers, high on cider and weird berries, take it in turns to jump in and scrub the year\'s filth of their bodies.\n\nDr Neville Carragher, from Norwich Hospital, said: "This tradition unfortunately does more harm than good, because after the first couple of people have washed in it, the water trough is disgusting.\n\n"By the time several hundred of them have sloshed about, it is an infectious pit of everything horrible known to man."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAway supporters who travel to Norwich City\'s Carrow Road \'stadium\' will be relieved if locals start taking more care of themselves.\n\nIpswich fan Steve Walshe said: "It absolutely stinks up there in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">Norfolk</a>.\n\n"If you pass one or two in the street it is not so bad because the wind might be in the opposite direction.\n\n"But when you get thousands of them crowded together under one roof, you can see this acrid, shimmering cloud rising up to the rafters.\n\n"The Russians could start harvesting it \n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk people told to wash occasionally', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8638-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 09:25:53', '2018-03-13 09:25:53', '', 8638, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8638-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8643, 1, '2018-03-13 09:26:11', '2018-03-13 09:26:11', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg" alt="Norfolk people urged to wash" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8639" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe people of Norfolk have been advised that it might be a good idea to have an occasional wash.</strong>\r\n\r\nPublic health experts say it is no longer acceptable for them to be so filthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCases of disease and festering sores are on the rise in the remote county, with fears that infections could cross the border into Suffolk.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, a spokesperson for Public Health England, said: "It\'s a matter of education, really.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk people are not used to body cleanliness. Working out in the bogs and marshes is dirty work, and they certainly do not have bathrooms.\r\n\r\n"To be honest, once they <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/valentines-day-cards-norfolk/">get home to their sisters at night</a>, the men folk have more on their mind than scrubbing up."\r\n\r\nTraditionally, the people of Norfolk have an annual community shower day.\r\n\r\nA cattle trough full of water is set up on the village green every May Day, and villagers, high on cider and weird berries, take it in turns to jump in and scrub the year\'s filth of their bodies.\r\n\r\nDr Neville Carragher, from Norwich Hospital, said: "This tradition unfortunately does more harm than good, because after the first couple of people have washed in it, the water trough is disgusting.\r\n\r\n"By the time several hundred of them have sloshed about, it is an infectious pit of everything horrible known to man."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAway supporters who travel to Norwich City\'s Carrow Road \'stadium\' will be relieved if locals start taking more care of themselves.\r\n\r\nIpswich fan Steve Walshe said: "It absolutely stinks up there in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\n"If you pass one or two in the street it is not so bad because the wind might be in the opposite direction.\r\n\r\n"But when you get thousands of them crowded together under one roof, you can see this acrid, shimmering cloud rising up to the rafters.\r\n\r\n"The Russians could start harvesting it - it would be far more deadly than any nerve agent."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk people told to wash occasionally', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8638-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 09:26:11', '2018-03-13 09:26:11', '', 8638, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8638-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8644, 1, '2018-03-13 09:28:30', '2018-03-13 09:28:30', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg" alt="Norfolk people urged to wash" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8639" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe people of Norfolk have been advised that it might be a good idea to have an occasional wash.</strong>\r\n\r\nPublic health experts say it is no longer acceptable for them to be so filthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCases of disease and festering sores are on the rise in the remote county, with fears that infections could cross the border into Suffolk.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, a spokesperson for Public Health England, said: "It\'s a matter of education, really.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk people are not used to body cleanliness.\r\n\r\n"Working out in the bogs and marshes is dirty work, and they certainly do not have bathrooms.\r\n\r\n"To be honest, once they <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/valentines-day-cards-norfolk/">get home to their sisters at night</a>, the men folk have more on their mind than scrubbing up."\r\n\r\nTraditionally, the people of Norfolk have an annual community shower day.\r\n\r\nA cattle trough full of water is set up on the village green every May Day, and villagers, high on cider and weird berries, take it in turns to jump in and scrub the year\'s filth of their bodies.\r\n\r\nDr Neville Carragher, from Norwich Hospital, said: "This tradition unfortunately does more harm than good, because after the first couple of people have washed in it, the water trough is disgusting.\r\n\r\n"By the time several hundred of them have sloshed about, it is an infectious pit of everything horrible known to man."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAway supporters who travel to Norwich City\'s Carrow Road \'stadium\' will be relieved if locals start taking more care of themselves.\r\n\r\nIpswich fan Steve Walshe said: "It absolutely stinks up there in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\n"If you pass one or two in the street it is not so bad because the wind might be in the opposite direction.\r\n\r\n"But when you get thousands of them crowded together under one roof, you can see this acrid, shimmering cloud rising up to the rafters.\r\n\r\n"The Russians could start harvesting it - it would be far more deadly than any nerve agent."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk people told to wash occasionally', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8638-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 09:28:30', '2018-03-13 09:28:30', '', 8638, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8638-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8645, 1, '2018-03-13 14:25:38', '2018-03-13 14:25:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk’s hopes for Cheltenham glory were on their way to Gloucestershire today.</strong>\r\n\r\nBernie Matthews’ renowned racing stable has two much-fancied nags that are expected to lead the field in the 4.10pm Mares’ Hurdle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fillies, <em>pictured above being transported down the A11 earlier today</em>, have been in fine form in the build-up to Cheltenham.\r\n\r\nWith Suffolk’s famous stables more suited to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norma-snockers-suffolk-cup-victory/">flat racing</a>, Norfolk has seized the chance to stake East Anglia’s claim to fame over the jumps.\r\n\r\nThe two favourites from the Bernie Mattthews yard are Beryl and Janice, both beefy and with a closely-knit breeding line.\r\n\r\nHorse-racing expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said from Cheltenham: “The crowds are excited about Beryl and Janice.\r\n\r\n“There hasn’t been such a crowd favourite since Kauto Star graced the turf.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe explained the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk </a>pair preferred the heavy going.\r\n\r\n“They haven’t enjoyed firm going for many years," she said. "They will tend to lead from the front, so woe betide anyone who gets in their way."\r\n\r\nBookie Shamus McCash said: "We\'ve stopped taking bets on a Beryl-Janice one-two in the 4.10. If they come in, then I\'m finished."\r\n\r\nBeryl and Janice are the star turns at the Norfolk yard. They have a strict diet of hay and turnips, which it is claimed gives them an extra turn of speed.\r\n\r\nThe Bernie Matthews outfit prides itself on traditional methods, including using old-fashioned transport.\r\n\r\n"We don\'t spend a fortune on expensive horse transporters," a yard spokesman said. "We prefer to spend the cash on our breeding program."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk mares on their way to Cheltenham glory', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-mares', '', '', '2018-03-13 14:42:00', '2018-03-13 14:42:00', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8645', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8646, 1, '2018-03-13 14:24:21', '2018-03-13 14:24:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk’s hopes for Cheltenham glory were on their way to Gloucestershire today.</strong>\r\n\r\nBernie Matthews’s renowned racing stable has two much-fancied nags that could lead the field in the 4.10pm Mares’ Hurdle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fillies, pictured above being transported down the A11 earlier today, have been in fine form in the build-up to Cheltenham.\r\n\r\nWith Suffolk’s famous stables more suited to the flat, Norfolk has seized the chance to stake East Anglia’s claim to fame over the jumps.\r\n\r\nThe two favourites from the Bernie Mattthews yard are Beryl and Janice, both beefy and with a closely-knit breeding line.\r\n\r\nHorse-racing expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said from Cheltenham: “The crowds are excited about Beryl and Janice.\r\n\r\n“There hasn’t been a pair of such hot favourites since Kauto Star graced the turf.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe explained the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk </a>pair preferred the heavy going.\r\n\r\n“They haven’t enjoyed firm going for many years," she said. "They will tend to lead from the front, so woe betide anyone who gets in their way."\r\n\r\nBookie Shamus McCash said: "We\'ve stopped taking bets on a Beryl-Janice one-two in the 4.10. If the come in, then I\'m finished."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk mares on their way to Cheltenham glory', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8645-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 14:24:21', '2018-03-13 14:24:21', '', 8645, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8645-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8647, 1, '2018-03-13 14:25:38', '2018-03-13 14:25:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk’s hopes for Cheltenham glory were on their way to Gloucestershire today.</strong>\r\n\r\nBernie Matthews’ renowned racing stable has two much-fancied nags that are expected to lead the field in the 4.10pm Mares’ Hurdle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fillies, pictured above being transported down the A11 earlier today, have been in fine form in the build-up to Cheltenham.\r\n\r\nWith Suffolk’s famous stables more suited to the flat, Norfolk has seized the chance to stake East Anglia’s claim to fame over the jumps.\r\n\r\nThe two favourites from the Bernie Mattthews yard are Beryl and Janice, both beefy and with a closely-knit breeding line.\r\n\r\nHorse-racing expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said from Cheltenham: “The crowds are excited about Beryl and Janice.\r\n\r\n“There hasn’t been a pair of such hot favourites since Kauto Star graced the turf.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe explained the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk </a>pair preferred the heavy going.\r\n\r\n“They haven’t enjoyed firm going for many years," she said. "They will tend to lead from the front, so woe betide anyone who gets in their way."\r\n\r\nBookie Shamus McCash said: "We\'ve stopped taking bets on a Beryl-Janice one-two in the 4.10. If the come in, then I\'m finished."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk mares on their way to Cheltenham glory', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8645-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 14:25:38', '2018-03-13 14:25:38', '', 8645, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8645-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8648, 1, '2018-03-13 14:26:26', '2018-03-13 14:26:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk’s hopes for Cheltenham glory were on their way to Gloucestershire today.</strong>\r\n\r\nBernie Matthews’ renowned racing stable has two much-fancied nags that are expected to lead the field in the 4.10pm Mares’ Hurdle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fillies, <em>pictured above being transported down the A11 earlier today</em>, have been in fine form in the build-up to Cheltenham.\r\n\r\nWith Suffolk’s famous stables more suited to the flat, Norfolk has seized the chance to stake East Anglia’s claim to fame over the jumps.\r\n\r\nThe two favourites from the Bernie Mattthews yard are Beryl and Janice, both beefy and with a closely-knit breeding line.\r\n\r\nHorse-racing expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said from Cheltenham: “The crowds are excited about Beryl and Janice.\r\n\r\n“There hasn’t been a pair of such hot favourites since Kauto Star graced the turf.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe explained the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk </a>pair preferred the heavy going.\r\n\r\n“They haven’t enjoyed firm going for many years," she said. "They will tend to lead from the front, so woe betide anyone who gets in their way."\r\n\r\nBookie Shamus McCash said: "We\'ve stopped taking bets on a Beryl-Janice one-two in the 4.10. If the come in, then I\'m finished."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk mares on their way to Cheltenham glory', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8645-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 14:26:26', '2018-03-13 14:26:26', '', 8645, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8645-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8649, 1, '2018-03-13 14:39:28', '2018-03-13 14:39:28', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nNorfolk’s hopes for Cheltenham glory were on their way to Gloucestershire today.</strong>\n\nBernie Matthews’ renowned racing stable has two much-fancied nags that are expected to lead the field in the 4.10pm Mares’ Hurdle.\n\n\n\nThe fillies, <em>pictured above being transported down the A11 earlier today</em>, have been in fine form in the build-up to Cheltenham.\n\nWith Suffolk’s famous stables more suited to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norma-snockers-suffolk-cup-victory/">flat racing</a>, Norfolk has seized the chance to stake East Anglia’s claim to fame over the jumps.\n\nThe two favourites from the Bernie Mattthews yard are Beryl and Janice, both beefy and with a closely-knit breeding line.\n\nHorse-racing expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said from Cheltenham: “The crowds are excited about Beryl and Janice.\n\n“There hasn’t been such a crowd favourite since Kauto Star graced the turf.”\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nShe explained the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk </a>pair preferred the heavy going.\n\n“They haven’t enjoyed firm going for many years," she said. "They will tend to lead from the front, so woe betide anyone who gets in their way."\n\nBookie Shamus McCash said: "We\'ve stopped taking bets on a Beryl-Janice one-two in the 4.10. If they come in, then I\'m finished."\n\nBeryl and Janice are the star turns at the Norfolk yard. They have a strict diet of hay and turnips, which it is claimed gives them an extra turn of speed.\n\nThe Bernie Matthews outfi\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk mares on their way to Cheltenham glory', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8645-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 14:39:28', '2018-03-13 14:39:28', '', 8645, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8645-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8650, 1, '2018-03-13 14:27:52', '2018-03-13 14:27:52', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk’s hopes for Cheltenham glory were on their way to Gloucestershire today.</strong>\r\n\r\nBernie Matthews’ renowned racing stable has two much-fancied nags that are expected to lead the field in the 4.10pm Mares’ Hurdle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fillies, <em>pictured above being transported down the A11 earlier today</em>, have been in fine form in the build-up to Cheltenham.\r\n\r\nWith Suffolk’s famous stables more suited to the flat, Norfolk has seized the chance to stake East Anglia’s claim to fame over the jumps.\r\n\r\nThe two favourites from the Bernie Mattthews yard are Beryl and Janice, both beefy and with a closely-knit breeding line.\r\n\r\nHorse-racing expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said from Cheltenham: “The crowds are excited about Beryl and Janice.\r\n\r\n“There hasn’t been such a crowd favourite since Kauto Star graced the turf.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe explained the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk </a>pair preferred the heavy going.\r\n\r\n“They haven’t enjoyed firm going for many years," she said. "They will tend to lead from the front, so woe betide anyone who gets in their way."\r\n\r\nBookie Shamus McCash said: "We\'ve stopped taking bets on a Beryl-Janice one-two in the 4.10. If they come in, then I\'m finished."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk mares on their way to Cheltenham glory', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8645-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 14:27:52', '2018-03-13 14:27:52', '', 8645, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8645-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8651, 1, '2018-03-13 14:35:37', '2018-03-13 14:35:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk’s hopes for Cheltenham glory were on their way to Gloucestershire today.</strong>\r\n\r\nBernie Matthews’ renowned racing stable has two much-fancied nags that are expected to lead the field in the 4.10pm Mares’ Hurdle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fillies, <em>pictured above being transported down the A11 earlier today</em>, have been in fine form in the build-up to Cheltenham.\r\n\r\nWith Suffolk’s famous stables more suited to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norma-snockers-suffolk-cup-victory/">flat racing</a>, Norfolk has seized the chance to stake East Anglia’s claim to fame over the jumps.\r\n\r\nThe two favourites from the Bernie Mattthews yard are Beryl and Janice, both beefy and with a closely-knit breeding line.\r\n\r\nHorse-racing expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said from Cheltenham: “The crowds are excited about Beryl and Janice.\r\n\r\n“There hasn’t been such a crowd favourite since Kauto Star graced the turf.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe explained the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk </a>pair preferred the heavy going.\r\n\r\n“They haven’t enjoyed firm going for many years," she said. "They will tend to lead from the front, so woe betide anyone who gets in their way."\r\n\r\nBookie Shamus McCash said: "We\'ve stopped taking bets on a Beryl-Janice one-two in the 4.10. If they come in, then I\'m finished."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk mares on their way to Cheltenham glory', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8645-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 14:35:37', '2018-03-13 14:35:37', '', 8645, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8645-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8652, 1, '2018-03-13 14:37:41', '2018-03-13 14:37:41', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk’s hopes for Cheltenham glory were on their way to Gloucestershire today.</strong>\r\n\r\nBernie Matthews’ renowned racing stable has two much-fancied nags that are expected to lead the field in the 4.10pm Mares’ Hurdle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fillies, <em>pictured above being transported down the A11 earlier today</em>, have been in fine form in the build-up to Cheltenham.\r\n\r\nWith Suffolk’s famous stables more suited to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norma-snockers-suffolk-cup-victory/">flat racing</a>, Norfolk has seized the chance to stake East Anglia’s claim to fame over the jumps.\r\n\r\nThe two favourites from the Bernie Mattthews yard are Beryl and Janice, both beefy and with a closely-knit breeding line.\r\n\r\nHorse-racing expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said from Cheltenham: “The crowds are excited about Beryl and Janice.\r\n\r\n“There hasn’t been such a crowd favourite since Kauto Star graced the turf.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe explained the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk </a>pair preferred the heavy going.\r\n\r\n“They haven’t enjoyed firm going for many years," she said. "They will tend to lead from the front, so woe betide anyone who gets in their way."\r\n\r\nBookie Shamus McCash said: "We\'ve stopped taking bets on a Beryl-Janice one-two in the 4.10. If they come in, then I\'m finished."\r\n\r\nBeryl and Janice are the star turns at the Norfolk yard. They have a strict diet of hay and turnips, which it is claimed gives them an extra turn of speed.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk mares on their way to Cheltenham glory', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8645-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 14:37:41', '2018-03-13 14:37:41', '', 8645, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8645-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8653, 1, '2018-03-13 14:40:33', '2018-03-13 14:40:33', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk’s hopes for Cheltenham glory were on their way to Gloucestershire today.</strong>\r\n\r\nBernie Matthews’ renowned racing stable has two much-fancied nags that are expected to lead the field in the 4.10pm Mares’ Hurdle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fillies, <em>pictured above being transported down the A11 earlier today</em>, have been in fine form in the build-up to Cheltenham.\r\n\r\nWith Suffolk’s famous stables more suited to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norma-snockers-suffolk-cup-victory/">flat racing</a>, Norfolk has seized the chance to stake East Anglia’s claim to fame over the jumps.\r\n\r\nThe two favourites from the Bernie Mattthews yard are Beryl and Janice, both beefy and with a closely-knit breeding line.\r\n\r\nHorse-racing expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said from Cheltenham: “The crowds are excited about Beryl and Janice.\r\n\r\n“There hasn’t been such a crowd favourite since Kauto Star graced the turf.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe explained the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk </a>pair preferred the heavy going.\r\n\r\n“They haven’t enjoyed firm going for many years," she said. "They will tend to lead from the front, so woe betide anyone who gets in their way."\r\n\r\nBookie Shamus McCash said: "We\'ve stopped taking bets on a Beryl-Janice one-two in the 4.10. If they come in, then I\'m finished."\r\n\r\nBeryl and Janice are the star turns at the Norfolk yard. They have a strict diet of hay and turnips, which it is claimed gives them an extra turn of speed.\r\n\r\nThe Bernie Matthews outfit prides itself on traditional methods, including using old-fashioned transport.\r\n\r\n"We don\'t spend a fortune on expensive horse transporters," a yard spokesman said. "We prefer to spend the cash on our breeding program.""\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk mares on their way to Cheltenham glory', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8645-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 14:40:33', '2018-03-13 14:40:33', '', 8645, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8645-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8654, 1, '2018-03-13 14:42:00', '2018-03-13 14:42:00', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk’s hopes for Cheltenham glory were on their way to Gloucestershire today.</strong>\r\n\r\nBernie Matthews’ renowned racing stable has two much-fancied nags that are expected to lead the field in the 4.10pm Mares’ Hurdle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fillies, <em>pictured above being transported down the A11 earlier today</em>, have been in fine form in the build-up to Cheltenham.\r\n\r\nWith Suffolk’s famous stables more suited to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norma-snockers-suffolk-cup-victory/">flat racing</a>, Norfolk has seized the chance to stake East Anglia’s claim to fame over the jumps.\r\n\r\nThe two favourites from the Bernie Mattthews yard are Beryl and Janice, both beefy and with a closely-knit breeding line.\r\n\r\nHorse-racing expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said from Cheltenham: “The crowds are excited about Beryl and Janice.\r\n\r\n“There hasn’t been such a crowd favourite since Kauto Star graced the turf.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe explained the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk </a>pair preferred the heavy going.\r\n\r\n“They haven’t enjoyed firm going for many years," she said. "They will tend to lead from the front, so woe betide anyone who gets in their way."\r\n\r\nBookie Shamus McCash said: "We\'ve stopped taking bets on a Beryl-Janice one-two in the 4.10. If they come in, then I\'m finished."\r\n\r\nBeryl and Janice are the star turns at the Norfolk yard. They have a strict diet of hay and turnips, which it is claimed gives them an extra turn of speed.\r\n\r\nThe Bernie Matthews outfit prides itself on traditional methods, including using old-fashioned transport.\r\n\r\n"We don\'t spend a fortune on expensive horse transporters," a yard spokesman said. "We prefer to spend the cash on our breeding program."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk mares on their way to Cheltenham glory', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8645-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-13 14:42:00', '2018-03-13 14:42:00', '', 8645, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8645-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8655, 1, '2018-03-14 11:30:55', '2018-03-14 11:30:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/harry-and-meghan-e1521025871670.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/harry-and-meghan-e1521025871670.jpg" alt="Harry teaching Meghan to drive" width="650" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8657" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry is secretly giving bride-to-be Meghan Markle driving lessons in a Vauxhall Astra.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe hopes she will pass her test in time to drive after their wedding so he can have a few beers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe undercover driving lessons are a nightmare for Royal security officers, who try to discreetly follow the couple around London\'s busy streets.\r\n\r\nHarry chose an Astra mainly because it is easy to drive, but also because it shows off the best of British craftmanship.\r\n\r\nA Kensington Palace insider said: "Meghan never got round to learning to drive in America. As an actress she was used to being driven around everywhere.\r\n\r\n"But here she is expected to drive. One of the best-known <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">women drivers</a> is The Queen, who still bombs about in her Range Rovers.\r\n\r\n"So Meghan has to learn, and Harry has taken it upon himself to be her instructor.\r\n\r\n"They need to keep a low profile while she is trying to parallel park and do emergency stops, so Harry chose a Vauxhall Astra as that is what he thinks we all drive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut while Meghan thinks Harry is doing her a favour, pals know the real reason is that he wants her to be the designated driver after the wedding. And after any night out, for that matter.\r\n\r\nOne friend of the couple said: "We all know Harry likes to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-aldeburgh-hotel/">let his hair down</a>, especially while he still has it.\r\n\r\n"Meghan would do well to accept her place and realise she will be doing all the driving while he gets the beers in."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Harry giving Meghan secret driving lessons in London', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'meghan-driving-lessons', '', '', '2018-03-14 11:34:19', '2018-03-14 11:34:19', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8655', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8658, 1, '2018-03-14 11:26:09', '2018-03-14 11:26:09', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/harry-and-meghan-e1521025871670.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/harry-and-meghan-e1521025871670.jpg" alt="Harry teaching Meghan to drive" width="650" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8657" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry is secretly giving bride-to-be Meghan Markle driving lessons in a Vauxhall Astra.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe hopes she will pass her test in time to drive after their wedding so he can have a few beers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe undercover driving lessons are a nightmare for Royal security officers, who try to discreetly follow the couple around London\'s busy streets.\r\n\r\nHarry chose an Astra mainly because it is easy to drive, but also because it shows off the best of British craftmanship.\r\n\r\nA Kensington Palace insider said: "Meghan never got round to learning to drive in America. As an actress she was used to being driven around everywhere.\r\n\r\n"But here she is expected to drive. The Queen still bombs about in her Range Rovers, for example.\r\n\r\n"So she has to learn, and Harry has taken it upon himself to be her instructor.\r\n\r\n"They need to keep a low profile while she is trying parallel parking and do emergency stops, so Harry chose a Vauxhall Astra as that is what he thinks we all drive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut while Meghan thinks Harry is doing her a favour, pals know the real reason is that he wants her to be the designated driver after the wedding. And after any night out, for that matter.\r\n\r\nOne friend of the couple said: "We all know Harry likes to let his hair down, especially while he still has it.\r\n\r\n"Meghan would do well to accept her place and realise she will be doing all the driving."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Harry giving Meghan secret driving lessons in London', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8655-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-14 11:26:09', '2018-03-14 11:26:09', '', 8655, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8655-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8659, 1, '2018-03-14 11:30:55', '2018-03-14 11:30:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/harry-and-meghan-e1521025871670.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/harry-and-meghan-e1521025871670.jpg" alt="Harry teaching Meghan to drive" width="650" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8657" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry is secretly giving bride-to-be Meghan Markle driving lessons in a Vauxhall Astra.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe hopes she will pass her test in time to drive after their wedding so he can have a few beers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe undercover driving lessons are a nightmare for Royal security officers, who try to discreetly follow the couple around London\'s busy streets.\r\n\r\nHarry chose an Astra mainly because it is easy to drive, but also because it shows off the best of British craftmanship.\r\n\r\nA Kensington Palace insider said: "Meghan never got round to learning to drive in America. As an actress she was used to being driven around everywhere.\r\n\r\n"But here she is expected to drive. One of the best-known <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">women drivers</a> is The Queen, who still bombs about in her Range Rovers.\r\n\r\n"So Meghan has to learn, and Harry has taken it upon himself to be her instructor.\r\n\r\n"They need to keep a low profile while she is trying parallel parking and do emergency stops, so Harry chose a Vauxhall Astra as that is what he thinks we all drive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut while Meghan thinks Harry is doing her a favour, pals know the real reason is that he wants her to be the designated driver after the wedding. And after any night out, for that matter.\r\n\r\nOne friend of the couple said: "We all know Harry likes to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-aldeburgh-hotel/">let his hair down</a>, especially while he still has it.\r\n\r\n"Meghan would do well to accept her place and realise she will be doing all the driving."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Harry giving Meghan secret driving lessons in London', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8655-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-14 11:30:55', '2018-03-14 11:30:55', '', 8655, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8655-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8660, 1, '2018-03-14 11:33:20', '2018-03-14 11:33:20', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/harry-and-meghan-e1521025871670.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/harry-and-meghan-e1521025871670.jpg" alt="Harry teaching Meghan to drive" width="650" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8657" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry is secretly giving bride-to-be Meghan Markle driving lessons in a Vauxhall Astra.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe hopes she will pass her test in time to drive after their wedding so he can have a few beers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe undercover driving lessons are a nightmare for Royal security officers, who try to discreetly follow the couple around London\'s busy streets.\r\n\r\nHarry chose an Astra mainly because it is easy to drive, but also because it shows off the best of British craftmanship.\r\n\r\nA Kensington Palace insider said: "Meghan never got round to learning to drive in America. As an actress she was used to being driven around everywhere.\r\n\r\n"But here she is expected to drive. One of the best-known <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">women drivers</a> is The Queen, who still bombs about in her Range Rovers.\r\n\r\n"So Meghan has to learn, and Harry has taken it upon himself to be her instructor.\r\n\r\n"They need to keep a low profile while she is trying to parallel park and do emergency stops, so Harry chose a Vauxhall Astra as that is what he thinks we all drive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut while Meghan thinks Harry is doing her a favour, pals know the real reason is that he wants her to be the designated driver after the wedding. And after any night out, for that matter.\r\n\r\nOne friend of the couple said: "We all know Harry likes to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-aldeburgh-hotel/">let his hair down</a>, especially while he still has it.\r\n\r\n"Meghan would do well to accept her place and realise she will be doing all the driving."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Harry giving Meghan secret driving lessons in London', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8655-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-14 11:33:20', '2018-03-14 11:33:20', '', 8655, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8655-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8661, 1, '2018-03-14 11:34:19', '2018-03-14 11:34:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/harry-and-meghan-e1521025871670.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/harry-and-meghan-e1521025871670.jpg" alt="Harry teaching Meghan to drive" width="650" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8657" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry is secretly giving bride-to-be Meghan Markle driving lessons in a Vauxhall Astra.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe hopes she will pass her test in time to drive after their wedding so he can have a few beers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe undercover driving lessons are a nightmare for Royal security officers, who try to discreetly follow the couple around London\'s busy streets.\r\n\r\nHarry chose an Astra mainly because it is easy to drive, but also because it shows off the best of British craftmanship.\r\n\r\nA Kensington Palace insider said: "Meghan never got round to learning to drive in America. As an actress she was used to being driven around everywhere.\r\n\r\n"But here she is expected to drive. One of the best-known <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">women drivers</a> is The Queen, who still bombs about in her Range Rovers.\r\n\r\n"So Meghan has to learn, and Harry has taken it upon himself to be her instructor.\r\n\r\n"They need to keep a low profile while she is trying to parallel park and do emergency stops, so Harry chose a Vauxhall Astra as that is what he thinks we all drive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut while Meghan thinks Harry is doing her a favour, pals know the real reason is that he wants her to be the designated driver after the wedding. And after any night out, for that matter.\r\n\r\nOne friend of the couple said: "We all know Harry likes to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-aldeburgh-hotel/">let his hair down</a>, especially while he still has it.\r\n\r\n"Meghan would do well to accept her place and realise she will be doing all the driving while he gets the beers in."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Harry giving Meghan secret driving lessons in London', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8655-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-14 11:34:19', '2018-03-14 11:34:19', '', 8655, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8655-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8664, 1, '2018-03-15 10:23:30', '2018-03-15 10:23:30', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="425" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7067" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Lowestoft is so far east that the time zone there is being brought forward one hour to compensate, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTown residents have been given just ten days notice about the disruptive change, which will undoubtedly create much confusion.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBritain\'s most easterly point, Lowestoft gets the sun much earlier in the day and is plunged into darkness while the rest of the country is still out and about.\r\n\r\nExperts say this might explain some of the odd behaviour of the town\'s residents, who appear to have little in common with the rest of Suffolk.\r\n\r\nNow the Government has bowed to local farmers\' pressure and agreed that clocks in the town will move forward one hour on Sunday March 25.\r\n\r\nThen townsfolk will see a more natural spread of daylight over the day, and the switch will bring Lowestoft in line with much of Europe to the east.\r\n\r\nBut some business users are angry that they have not been given enough time to prepare for the change.\r\n\r\nFor example, Greater Anglia is trying to get its head around the concept that a train leaving Lowestoft will effectively arrive in Ipswich at the same time.\r\n\r\nAnd tourist operators in the seaside resort, which is bidding for the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lowestoft-city-of-culture/">2021 UK City of Culture</a>, fear day trippers will be unaware of the switch and miss out on an hour of glorious sunshine on the golden beaches.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSeafront ice cream kiosk owner Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This will cause chaos. When someone says to a friend, \'Come and meet me in Lowestoft at 11am\' they will miss each other, and then they may fall out.\r\n\r\n"Plus some local people might not be aware of the change - ten days is not enough notice for something this big.\r\n\r\n"Kids will be late for school, the rush-hour will be all over the place and we will have to get used to watching the ten o\'clock news at 11pm, which is far too late for a lot of old people."\r\n\r\nThe town made the national news last year when <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/queen-lowestoft-gibraltar/">The Queen offered to give Lowestoft to Spain in order to keep Gibraltar</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Lowestoft time zone moves forward one hour', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'lowestoft-time-zone', '', '', '2018-03-15 10:23:30', '2018-03-15 10:23:30', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8664', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8665, 1, '2018-03-15 10:22:52', '2018-03-15 10:22:52', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="425" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7067" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Lowestoft is so far east that the time zone there is being brought forward one hour to compensate, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTown residents have been given just ten days notice about the disruptive change, which will undoubtedly create much confusion.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBritain\'s most easterly point, Lowestoft gets the sun much earlier in the day and is plunged into darkness while the rest of the country is still out and about.\r\n\r\nExperts say this might explain some of the odd behaviour of the town\'s residents, who appear to have little in common with the rest of Suffolk.\r\n\r\nNow the Government has bowed to local farmers\' pressure and agreed that clocks in the town will move forward one hour on Sunday March 25.\r\n\r\nThen townsfolk will see a more natural spread of daylight over the day, and the switch will bring Lowestoft in line with much of Europe to the east.\r\n\r\nBut some business users are angry that they have not been given enough time to prepare for the change.\r\n\r\nFor example, Greater Anglia is trying to get its head around the concept that a train leaving Lowestoft will effectively arrive in Ipswich at the same time.\r\n\r\nAnd tourist operators in the seaside resort, which is bidding for the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lowestoft-city-of-culture/">2021 UK City of Culture</a>, fear day trippers will be unaware of the switch and miss out on an hour of glorious sunshine on the golden beaches.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSeafront ice cream kiosk owner Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This will cause chaos. When someone says to a friend, \'Come and meet me in Lowestoft at 11am\' they will miss each other, and then they may fall out.\r\n\r\n"Plus some local people might not be aware of the change - ten days is not enough notice for something this big.\r\n\r\n"Kids will be late for school, the rush-hour will be all over the place and we will have to get used to watching the ten o\'clock news at 11pm, which is far too late for a lot of old people."\r\n\r\nThe town made the national news last year when <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/queen-lowestoft-gibraltar/">The Queen offered to give Lowestoft to Spain in order to keep Gibraltar</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Lowestoft time zone moves forward one hour', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8664-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-15 10:22:52', '2018-03-15 10:22:52', '', 8664, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8666, 1, '2018-03-16 10:48:31', '2018-03-16 10:48:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/muslim-archbishop.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/muslim-archbishop.jpg" alt="Muslim archbishop" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8667" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The next Archbishop of Canterbury is likely to be a Muslim after the Church of England decided to relax the job requirements.</strong>\r\n\r\nIn an announcement timed to coincide with Easter later this month, the General Synod will say it wants the church to be more inclusive.\r\n\r\nAs a result, Islamic clerics will be entitled to apply for the top job when the current Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, steps down.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the move us sure to upset many purists in the Church of England, who will see it as a "cheap publicity stunt".\r\n\r\nSuffolk campaigner, the Rev Evan Elpuss has long argued that archbishops should really have to be members of the Church of England.\r\n\r\nThe vicar from Aldeburgh explained: "We have nothing against Islam, or Muslims in general. In fact, we are all for reaching out and working together for the common good.\r\n\r\n"However, it\'s ridiculous to allow an Islamic cleric to apply to become the Archbishop of Canterbury, the very top job in the Church of England.\r\n\r\n"Anyone with half a brain knows this means a Muslim will get the job, otherwise the church would be accused of fashioning a cheap publicity stunt."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFellow local Church of England activist, rector Neil Cushion said he was also furious that the General Synod, the church\'s ruling body, has chosen to make the huge policy change at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-bunny-microwave/">Easter</a>.\r\n\r\n"Easter is a huge moment in the Church of England calendar, like Christmas," he fumed.\r\n\r\n"It\'s simply unreasonable to expect us to welcome someone from another religion into the Archbishop of Canterbury role.\r\n\r\n"A Muslim archbishop? Can you imagine the furore if a Church of England vicar from Norfolk was made a leading Imam?"\r\n\r\nIslamic groups welcomed the Church of England reaching out to them.\r\n\r\n"It is a very wise and generous gesture, and we expect many of our brothers will want to apply to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury," a local Muslim expert said.\r\n\r\nThe General Synod refused to comment ahead of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-chocolate-bishop/">big Easter announcement</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Muslim cleric invited to be next Archbishop of Canterbury', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'muslim-archbishop-of-canterbury', '', '', '2018-03-16 10:52:13', '2018-03-16 10:52:13', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8666', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8668, 1, '2018-03-16 10:47:41', '2018-03-16 10:47:41', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/muslim-archbishop.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/muslim-archbishop.jpg" alt="Muslim archbishop" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8667" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The next Archbishop of Canterbury is likely to be a Muslim after the Church of England decided to relax the job requirements.</strong>\r\n\r\nIn an announcement timed to coincide with Easter later this month, the General Synod will say it wants the church to be more inclusive.\r\n\r\nAs a result, Islamic clerics will be entitled to apply for the top job when the current Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, steps down.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the move us sure to upset many purists in the Church of England, who will see the move as a "cheap publicity stunt".\r\n\r\nSuffolk campaigner, the Rev Evan Elpuss has long argued that archbishops should really have to be members of the Church of England.\r\n\r\nThe vicar from Aldeburgh explained: "We have nothing against Islam, or Muslims in general. In fact, we are all for reaching out and working together for the common good.\r\n\r\n"However, it\'s ridiculous to allow an Islamic cleric to apply to become the Archbishop of Canterbury, the very top job in the Church of England.\r\n\r\n"Anyone with half a brain knows this means a Muslim will get the job, otherwise the church would be accused of fashioning a cheap publicity stunt."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFellow local Church of England activist, rector Neil Cushion said he was also furious that the General Synod, the church\'s ruling body, has chosen to make the huge policy change at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-bunny-microwave/">Easter</a>.\r\n\r\n"Easter is a huge moment in the Church of England calendar, like Christmas," he fumed.\r\n\r\n"It\'s simply unreasonable to expect us to welcome someone from another religion into the Archbishop of Canterbury role.\r\n\r\n"A Muslim archbishop? Can you imagine the furore if there was a Church of England vicar from Norfolk was made a leading Imam?"\r\n\r\nIslamic groups welcomed the Church of England reaching out to them.\r\n\r\n"It is a very wise and generous gesture, and we expect many of our brothers will want to apply to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury," a local Muslim expert said.\r\n\r\nThe General Synod refused to comment ahead of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-chocolate-bishop/">big Easter announcement</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Muslim cleric invited to be next Archbishop of Canterbury', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8666-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-16 10:47:41', '2018-03-16 10:47:41', '', 8666, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8666-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8669, 1, '2018-03-16 10:50:29', '2018-03-16 10:50:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/muslim-archbishop.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/muslim-archbishop.jpg" alt="Muslim archbishop" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8667" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The next Archbishop of Canterbury is likely to be a Muslim after the Church of England decided to relax the job requirements.</strong>\r\n\r\nIn an announcement timed to coincide with Easter later this month, the General Synod will say it wants the church to be more inclusive.\r\n\r\nAs a result, Islamic clerics will be entitled to apply for the top job when the current Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, steps down.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the move us sure to upset many purists in the Church of England, who will see it as a "cheap publicity stunt".\r\n\r\nSuffolk campaigner, the Rev Evan Elpuss has long argued that archbishops should really have to be members of the Church of England.\r\n\r\nThe vicar from Aldeburgh explained: "We have nothing against Islam, or Muslims in general. In fact, we are all for reaching out and working together for the common good.\r\n\r\n"However, it\'s ridiculous to allow an Islamic cleric to apply to become the Archbishop of Canterbury, the very top job in the Church of England.\r\n\r\n"Anyone with half a brain knows this means a Muslim will get the job, otherwise the church would be accused of fashioning a cheap publicity stunt."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFellow local Church of England activist, rector Neil Cushion said he was also furious that the General Synod, the church\'s ruling body, has chosen to make the huge policy change at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-bunny-microwave/">Easter</a>.\r\n\r\n"Easter is a huge moment in the Church of England calendar, like Christmas," he fumed.\r\n\r\n"It\'s simply unreasonable to expect us to welcome someone from another religion into the Archbishop of Canterbury role.\r\n\r\n"A Muslim archbishop? Can you imagine the furore if there was a Church of England vicar from Norfolk was made a leading Imam?"\r\n\r\nIslamic groups welcomed the Church of England reaching out to them.\r\n\r\n"It is a very wise and generous gesture, and we expect many of our brothers will want to apply to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury," a local Muslim expert said.\r\n\r\nThe General Synod refused to comment ahead of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-chocolate-bishop/">big Easter announcement</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Muslim cleric invited to be next Archbishop of Canterbury', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8666-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-16 10:50:29', '2018-03-16 10:50:29', '', 8666, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8666-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8670, 1, '2018-03-16 10:52:08', '2018-03-16 10:52:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/muslim-archbishop.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/muslim-archbishop.jpg" alt="Muslim archbishop" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8667" /></a>\n\n<strong>The next Archbishop of Canterbury is likely to be a Muslim after the Church of England decided to relax the job requirements.</strong>\n\nIn an announcement timed to coincide with Easter later this month, the General Synod will say it wants the church to be more inclusive.\n\nAs a result, Islamic clerics will be entitled to apply for the top job when the current Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, steps down.\n\n\n\nBut the move us sure to upset many purists in the Church of England, who will see it as a "cheap publicity stunt".\n\nSuffolk campaigner, the Rev Evan Elpuss has long argued that archbishops should really have to be members of the Church of England.\n\nThe vicar from Aldeburgh explained: "We have nothing against Islam, or Muslims in general. In fact, we are all for reaching out and working together for the common good.\n\n"However, it\'s ridiculous to allow an Islamic cleric to apply to become the Archbishop of Canterbury, the very top job in the Church of England.\n\n"Anyone with half a brain knows this means a Muslim will get the job, otherwise the church would be accused of fashioning a cheap publicity stunt."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nFellow local Church of England activist, rector Neil Cushion said he was also furious that the General Synod, the church\'s ruling body, has chosen to make the huge policy change at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-bunny-microwave/">Easter</a>.\n\n"Easter is a huge moment in the Church of England calendar, like Christmas," he fumed.\n\n"It\'s simply unreasonable to expect us to welcome someone from another religion into the Archbishop of Canterbury role.\n\n"A Muslim archbishop? Can you imagine the furore if a Church of England vicar from Norfolk was made a leading Imam?"\n\nIslamic groups welcomed the Church of England reaching out to them.\n\n"It is a very wise and generous gesture, and we expect many of our brothers will want to apply to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury," a local Muslim expert said.\n\nThe General Synod refused to comment ahead of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-chocolate-bishop/">big Easter announcement</a>.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Muslim cleric invited to be next Archbishop of Canterbury', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8666-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-16 10:52:08', '2018-03-16 10:52:08', '', 8666, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8666-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8671, 1, '2018-03-16 10:52:13', '2018-03-16 10:52:13', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/muslim-archbishop.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/muslim-archbishop.jpg" alt="Muslim archbishop" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8667" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The next Archbishop of Canterbury is likely to be a Muslim after the Church of England decided to relax the job requirements.</strong>\r\n\r\nIn an announcement timed to coincide with Easter later this month, the General Synod will say it wants the church to be more inclusive.\r\n\r\nAs a result, Islamic clerics will be entitled to apply for the top job when the current Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, steps down.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the move us sure to upset many purists in the Church of England, who will see it as a "cheap publicity stunt".\r\n\r\nSuffolk campaigner, the Rev Evan Elpuss has long argued that archbishops should really have to be members of the Church of England.\r\n\r\nThe vicar from Aldeburgh explained: "We have nothing against Islam, or Muslims in general. In fact, we are all for reaching out and working together for the common good.\r\n\r\n"However, it\'s ridiculous to allow an Islamic cleric to apply to become the Archbishop of Canterbury, the very top job in the Church of England.\r\n\r\n"Anyone with half a brain knows this means a Muslim will get the job, otherwise the church would be accused of fashioning a cheap publicity stunt."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFellow local Church of England activist, rector Neil Cushion said he was also furious that the General Synod, the church\'s ruling body, has chosen to make the huge policy change at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-bunny-microwave/">Easter</a>.\r\n\r\n"Easter is a huge moment in the Church of England calendar, like Christmas," he fumed.\r\n\r\n"It\'s simply unreasonable to expect us to welcome someone from another religion into the Archbishop of Canterbury role.\r\n\r\n"A Muslim archbishop? Can you imagine the furore if a Church of England vicar from Norfolk was made a leading Imam?"\r\n\r\nIslamic groups welcomed the Church of England reaching out to them.\r\n\r\n"It is a very wise and generous gesture, and we expect many of our brothers will want to apply to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury," a local Muslim expert said.\r\n\r\nThe General Synod refused to comment ahead of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-chocolate-bishop/">big Easter announcement</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Muslim cleric invited to be next Archbishop of Canterbury', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8666-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-16 10:52:13', '2018-03-16 10:52:13', '', 8666, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8666-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8672, 1, '2018-03-16 12:52:06', '2018-03-16 12:52:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/arsenal-players.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/arsenal-players.jpg" alt="Arsenal away kit for CSKA Moscow" width="799" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8673" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Arsenal players have been handed a new away kit after being drawn against CSKA Moscow in the quarter-final stage of the UEFA Europa League.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe squad have been handed the new kit for what is expected to be a toxic atmosphere at the Russian leg of the tense tie.\r\n\r\nAlready several players, including Aaron Ramsey and Mesut Özil, <em>seen testing the new kit above</em>, have complained they cannot get about the pitch quickly.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAn insider at the Emirates Stadium in North London said: "The quarter-final draw threw up an interesting encounter with the Russians.\r\n\r\n"Our fans will be looking forward to the away leg - the locals are bound to give them a warm welcome.\r\n\r\n"We just have to hold our nerve."\r\n\r\nThe atmosphere at the CSKA Stadium could get poisonous, but Arsenal fans have been advised to be friendly while not accepting any tea from the locals.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Arsenal say they will extend a warm welcome to the Russians for the home leg of the crunch tie.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The Government may be busy throwing the Russians out of the country, but we will welcome them to our ground.\r\n\r\n"But their supporters will be kept inside a huge chemical tent, just in case."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, authorities in Moscow say they do not spy any difficulties with the match.\r\n\r\nA Kremlin official said: "There is no problem. All are welcome, just as they will be to our fantastic World Cup this summer."\r\n\r\nThere will be one obvious problem for Arsenal fans hoping to travel to the away leg - all the plane seats will be taken by expelled Russian diplomats.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Arsenal given new kit for Moscow cup match', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'arsenal-moscow', '', '', '2018-03-16 12:54:17', '2018-03-16 12:54:17', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8672', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8674, 1, '2018-03-16 12:51:13', '2018-03-16 12:51:13', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/arsenal-players.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/arsenal-players.jpg" alt="Arsenal away kit for CSKA Moscow" width="799" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8673" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Arsenal players have been handed a new away kit after being drawn against CSKA Moscow in the quarter-final stage of the UEFA Europa League.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe squad have been handed the new kit for what is expected to be a toxic atmosphere at the Russian leg of the tense tie.\r\n\r\nAlready several players, including Aaron Ramsey and Mesut Özil, <em>seen testing the new kit above</em>, have complained they cannot get about the pitch quickly.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAn insider at the Emirates Stadium in North London said: "The quarter-final draw threw up an interesting encounter with the Russians.\r\n\r\n"Our fans will be looking forward to the away leg - the locals are bound to give them a warm welcome.\r\n\r\n"We just have to hold our nerve."\r\n\r\nThe atmosphere at the CSKA Stadium could get poisonous, but Arsenal fans have been advised to be friendly but not accept any tea from the locals.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Arsenal say they will extend a warm welcome to the Russians for the home leg of the crunch tie.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The Government may be busy throwing the Russians out of the country, but we will welcome them to our ground.\r\n\r\n"But their supporters will be kept inside a huge chemical tent, just in case."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, authorities in Moscow say they do not spy any difficulties with the match.\r\n\r\nA Kremlin official said: "There is no problem. All are welcome, just as they will be to our fantastic World Cup this summer."\r\n\r\nThere will be one obvious problem for Arsenal fans hoping to travel to the away leg - all the plane seat will be full of expelled Russian diplomats.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Arsenal given new kit for Moscow cup match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8672-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-16 12:51:13', '2018-03-16 12:51:13', '', 8672, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8672-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8675, 1, '2018-03-16 12:54:01', '2018-03-16 12:54:01', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/arsenal-players.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/arsenal-players.jpg" alt="Arsenal away kit for CSKA Moscow" width="799" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8673" /></a>\n\n<strong>Arsenal players have been handed a new away kit after being drawn against CSKA Moscow in the quarter-final stage of the UEFA Europa League.</strong>\n\nThe squad have been handed the new kit for what is expected to be a toxic atmosphere at the Russian leg of the tense tie.\n\nAlready several players, including Aaron Ramsey and Mesut Özil, <em>seen testing the new kit above</em>, have complained they cannot get about the pitch quickly.\n\n\n\nAn insider at the Emirates Stadium in North London said: "The quarter-final draw threw up an interesting encounter with the Russians.\n\n"Our fans will be looking forward to the away leg - the locals are bound to give them a warm welcome.\n\n"We just have to hold our nerve."\n\nThe atmosphere at the CSKA Stadium could get poisonous, but Arsenal fans have been advised to be friendly while not accepting any tea from the locals.\n\nMeanwhile, Arsenal say they will extend a warm welcome to the Russians for the home leg of the crunch tie.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"The Government may be busy throwing the Russians out of the country, but we will welcome them to our ground.\n\n"But their supporters will be kept inside a huge chemical tent, just in case."\n\nMeanwhile, authorities in Moscow say they do not spy any difficulties with the match.\n\nA Kremlin official said: "There is no problem. All are welcome, just as they will be to our fantastic World Cup this summer."\n\nThere will be one obvious problem for Arsenal fans hoping to travel to the away leg - all the plane seat will be full of expelled Russian diplomats.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Arsenal given new kit for Moscow cup match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8672-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-16 12:54:01', '2018-03-16 12:54:01', '', 8672, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8672-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8676, 1, '2018-03-16 12:54:17', '2018-03-16 12:54:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/arsenal-players.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/arsenal-players.jpg" alt="Arsenal away kit for CSKA Moscow" width="799" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8673" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Arsenal players have been handed a new away kit after being drawn against CSKA Moscow in the quarter-final stage of the UEFA Europa League.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe squad have been handed the new kit for what is expected to be a toxic atmosphere at the Russian leg of the tense tie.\r\n\r\nAlready several players, including Aaron Ramsey and Mesut Özil, <em>seen testing the new kit above</em>, have complained they cannot get about the pitch quickly.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAn insider at the Emirates Stadium in North London said: "The quarter-final draw threw up an interesting encounter with the Russians.\r\n\r\n"Our fans will be looking forward to the away leg - the locals are bound to give them a warm welcome.\r\n\r\n"We just have to hold our nerve."\r\n\r\nThe atmosphere at the CSKA Stadium could get poisonous, but Arsenal fans have been advised to be friendly while not accepting any tea from the locals.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Arsenal say they will extend a warm welcome to the Russians for the home leg of the crunch tie.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The Government may be busy throwing the Russians out of the country, but we will welcome them to our ground.\r\n\r\n"But their supporters will be kept inside a huge chemical tent, just in case."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, authorities in Moscow say they do not spy any difficulties with the match.\r\n\r\nA Kremlin official said: "There is no problem. All are welcome, just as they will be to our fantastic World Cup this summer."\r\n\r\nThere will be one obvious problem for Arsenal fans hoping to travel to the away leg - all the plane seats will be taken by expelled Russian diplomats.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Arsenal given new kit for Moscow cup match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8672-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-16 12:54:17', '2018-03-16 12:54:17', '', 8672, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8672-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8677, 1, '2018-03-17 12:26:58', '2018-03-17 12:26:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/st-patricks-day.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/st-patricks-day.jpg" alt="St Patrick&#039;s Day" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8678" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\r\n\r\nEveryone is suddenly claiming to be a little bit Irish so they can get absolutely smashed on St Patrick\'s Day, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPeople who have never set foot in Ireland, and really don\'t have an Irish great-great-grandfather, will be dressing in silly green outfits and getting wasted on Guinness.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I\'ll admit it\'s just an excuse to get absolutely pissed, but you have to pretend to have some Irish heritage so nobody judges you," said an excited Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Saxmundham, who is 100 per cent English.\r\n\r\n"I actually have no idea who this St Patrick bloke is. Does he do something with the rugby?"\r\n\r\nPubs across England were looking forward to cashing in on the annual drinking frenzy.\r\n\r\nDog and Duck landlord Steve Walshe said: "People are just looking for an excuse to get absolutely shit-faced," he said.\r\n\r\n"So we\'ll give out some green hats that Guinness sent us, and pretend we love everything about Ireland. Even Roy Keane."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSocial observers noted that the English getting wrecked to celebrate Ireland\'s patron saint is a little odd, especially as they will undoubtedly ignore their own saint.\r\n\r\n"It\'s St George\'s Day next month, but I bet your Lorraine Fisher will not be celebrating our heroic dragon slayer," remarked professor of humanities Derek Tolly.\r\n\r\nWhen this newspaper told Lorraine Fisher that Saint Patrick was a fifth-century Romano-British Christian missionary and bishop in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/irish-england/">Ireland</a>, known as the "Apostle of Ireland", he was the primary patron saint of Ireland, along with saints Brigit of Kildare and Columba, she said: "Whatever. Get the beers in!"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Everyone claiming to be Irish so they can get wrecked on St Patrick\'s Day', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'st-patricks-day', '', '', '2018-03-17 12:29:57', '2018-03-17 12:29:57', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8677', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8678, 1, '2018-03-17 12:17:47', '2018-03-17 12:17:47', 'People will pretend to be a little bit Irish to get absolutely wasted on St Patrick\'s Day', 'st patricks day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'st-patricks-day', '', '', '2018-03-17 12:18:28', '2018-03-17 12:18:28', '', 8677, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/st-patricks-day.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8679, 1, '2018-03-17 12:26:07', '2018-03-17 12:26:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/st-patricks-day.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/st-patricks-day.jpg" alt="St Patrick&#039;s Day" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8678" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\r\n\r\nEveryone is suddenly claiming to be a little bit Irish so they can get absolutely smashed on St Patrick\'s Day, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nPeople who have never set foot in Ireland, and really don\'t have an Irish great-great-grandfather, will be dressing in silly green outfits and getting wasted on Guinness.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I\'ll admit it\'s just an excuse to get absolutely pissed, but you have to pretend to have some Irish heritage so nobody judges you," said an excited Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Saxmundham, who is 100 per cent English.\r\n\r\n"I actually have no idea who this St Patrick bloke is. Does he do something with the rugby?"\r\n\r\nPubs across England were getting excited about cashing in on the annual drinking frenzy.\r\n\r\nDog and Duck Landlord Steve Walshe said: "People are just looking for an excuse to get absolutely shit-faced," he said.\r\n\r\n"So we\'ll give out some green hats that Guinness sent us, and pretend we love everything about Ireland. Even Roy Keane."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSocial observers noted that the English getting wrecked to celebrate Ireland\'s patron saint is a little odd, especially as they will undoubtedly ignore their own saint.\r\n\r\n"It\'s St George\'s Day next month, but I bet your Lorraine Fisher will not be celebrating our heroic dragon slayer," remarked profession of humanities Derek Tolly.\r\n\r\nWhen this newspaper told Lorraine Fisher that Saint Patrick was a fifth-century Romano-British Christian missionary and bishop in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/irish-england/">Ireland</a>, known as the "Apostle of Ireland", he was the primary patron saint of Ireland, along with saints Brigit of Kildare and Columba, she said: "Whatever. Make mine a double!"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Everyone claiming to be Irish so they can get wrecked on St Patrick\'s Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8677-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-17 12:26:07', '2018-03-17 12:26:07', '', 8677, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8677-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8680, 1, '2018-03-17 12:27:51', '2018-03-17 12:27:51', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/st-patricks-day.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/st-patricks-day.jpg" alt="St Patrick&#039;s Day" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8678" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\r\n\r\nEveryone is suddenly claiming to be a little bit Irish so they can get absolutely smashed on St Patrick\'s Day, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPeople who have never set foot in Ireland, and really don\'t have an Irish great-great-grandfather, will be dressing in silly green outfits and getting wasted on Guinness.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I\'ll admit it\'s just an excuse to get absolutely pissed, but you have to pretend to have some Irish heritage so nobody judges you," said an excited Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Saxmundham, who is 100 per cent English.\r\n\r\n"I actually have no idea who this St Patrick bloke is. Does he do something with the rugby?"\r\n\r\nPubs across England were getting excited about cashing in on the annual drinking frenzy.\r\n\r\nDog and Duck Landlord Steve Walshe said: "People are just looking for an excuse to get absolutely shit-faced," he said.\r\n\r\n"So we\'ll give out some green hats that Guinness sent us, and pretend we love everything about Ireland. Even Roy Keane."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSocial observers noted that the English getting wrecked to celebrate Ireland\'s patron saint is a little odd, especially as they will undoubtedly ignore their own saint.\r\n\r\n"It\'s St George\'s Day next month, but I bet your Lorraine Fisher will not be celebrating our heroic dragon slayer," remarked profession of humanities Derek Tolly.\r\n\r\nWhen this newspaper told Lorraine Fisher that Saint Patrick was a fifth-century Romano-British Christian missionary and bishop in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/irish-england/">Ireland</a>, known as the "Apostle of Ireland", he was the primary patron saint of Ireland, along with saints Brigit of Kildare and Columba, she said: "Whatever. Make mine a double!"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Everyone claiming to be Irish so they can get wrecked on St Patrick\'s Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8677-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-17 12:27:51', '2018-03-17 12:27:51', '', 8677, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8677-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8681, 1, '2018-03-17 12:29:11', '2018-03-17 12:29:11', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/st-patricks-day.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/st-patricks-day.jpg" alt="St Patrick&#039;s Day" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8678" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\n\nEveryone is suddenly claiming to be a little bit Irish so they can get absolutely smashed on St Patrick\'s Day, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nPeople who have never set foot in Ireland, and really don\'t have an Irish great-great-grandfather, will be dressing in silly green outfits and getting wasted on Guinness.\n\n\n\n"I\'ll admit it\'s just an excuse to get absolutely pissed, but you have to pretend to have some Irish heritage so nobody judges you," said an excited Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Saxmundham, who is 100 per cent English.\n\n"I actually have no idea who this St Patrick bloke is. Does he do something with the rugby?"\n\nPubs across England were looking forward to cashing in on the annual drinking frenzy.\n\nDog and Duck landlord Steve Walshe said: "People are just looking for an excuse to get absolutely shit-faced," he said.\n\n"So we\'ll give out some green hats that Guinness sent us, and pretend we love everything about Ireland. Even Roy Keane."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSocial observers noted that the English getting wrecked to celebrate Ireland\'s patron saint is a little odd, especially as they will undoubtedly ignore their own saint.\n\n"It\'s St George\'s Day next month, but I bet your Lorraine Fisher will not be celebrating our heroic dragon slayer," remarked profession of humanities Derek Tolly.\n\nWhen this newspaper told Lorraine Fisher that Saint Patrick was a fifth-century Romano-British Christian missionary and bishop in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/irish-england/">Ireland</a>, known as the "Apostle of Ireland", he was the primary patron saint of Ireland, along with saints Brigit of Kildare and Columba, she said: "Whatever. Make mine a double!"\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Everyone claiming to be Irish so they can get wrecked on St Patrick\'s Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8677-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-17 12:29:11', '2018-03-17 12:29:11', '', 8677, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8677-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8682, 1, '2018-03-17 12:29:57', '2018-03-17 12:29:57', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/st-patricks-day.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/st-patricks-day.jpg" alt="St Patrick&#039;s Day" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8678" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\r\n\r\nEveryone is suddenly claiming to be a little bit Irish so they can get absolutely smashed on St Patrick\'s Day, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPeople who have never set foot in Ireland, and really don\'t have an Irish great-great-grandfather, will be dressing in silly green outfits and getting wasted on Guinness.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I\'ll admit it\'s just an excuse to get absolutely pissed, but you have to pretend to have some Irish heritage so nobody judges you," said an excited Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Saxmundham, who is 100 per cent English.\r\n\r\n"I actually have no idea who this St Patrick bloke is. Does he do something with the rugby?"\r\n\r\nPubs across England were looking forward to cashing in on the annual drinking frenzy.\r\n\r\nDog and Duck landlord Steve Walshe said: "People are just looking for an excuse to get absolutely shit-faced," he said.\r\n\r\n"So we\'ll give out some green hats that Guinness sent us, and pretend we love everything about Ireland. Even Roy Keane."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSocial observers noted that the English getting wrecked to celebrate Ireland\'s patron saint is a little odd, especially as they will undoubtedly ignore their own saint.\r\n\r\n"It\'s St George\'s Day next month, but I bet your Lorraine Fisher will not be celebrating our heroic dragon slayer," remarked professor of humanities Derek Tolly.\r\n\r\nWhen this newspaper told Lorraine Fisher that Saint Patrick was a fifth-century Romano-British Christian missionary and bishop in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/irish-england/">Ireland</a>, known as the "Apostle of Ireland", he was the primary patron saint of Ireland, along with saints Brigit of Kildare and Columba, she said: "Whatever. Get the beers in!"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Everyone claiming to be Irish so they can get wrecked on St Patrick\'s Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8677-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-17 12:29:57', '2018-03-17 12:29:57', '', 8677, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8677-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8684, 1, '2018-03-18 12:16:40', '2018-03-18 12:16:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/putin-voting.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/putin-voting.jpg" alt="" width="940" height="580" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8685" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world was incredibly excited today to see who will win the most open Russian Presidential election in years.</strong>\r\n\r\nWith voters across Russia going to the polls today, political experts say it is anyone\'s guess who will win power in the Kremlin.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOne of the candidates, a Mr Vladimir Putin, has found success at many recent elections, but no-one knows for sure if he might win again.\r\n\r\nRussian affairs expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "It\'s all very exciting.\r\n\r\n"Never before has any country seen such an open race for a key election.\r\n\r\n"Mr Putin must be really worried that he might lose his grip on power."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOther front-runners in the election, which takes quite some time because there are so many time zones in Russia, have strangely not had much exposure.\r\n\r\nIn fact, the Suffolk Gazette is unable to name any of them, despite doing some in-depth research.\r\n\r\n"Some people think Mr Putin might win a landslide for a historic fourth time, especially as his main \'opponent\' has been banned from standing.\r\n\r\n"But nothing is clear-cut in politics. We could be in for a surprise."\r\n\r\nThere are some suggestions that election poll station monitors working for opponents have been barred from some polling stations.\r\n\r\nBut there is nothing sinister in that, we are told.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'World wonders who will win Russian election', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'putin-election', '', '', '2018-03-18 12:16:40', '2018-03-18 12:16:40', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8684', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8686, 1, '2018-03-18 12:16:19', '2018-03-18 12:16:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/putin-voting.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/putin-voting.jpg" alt="" width="940" height="580" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8685" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world was incredibly excited today to see who will win the most open Russian Presidential election in years.</strong>\r\n\r\nWith voters across Russia going to the polls today, political experts say it is anyone\'s guess who will win power in the Kremlin.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOne of the candidates, a Mr Vladimir Putin, has found success at many recent elections, but no-one knows for sure if he might win again.\r\n\r\nRussian affairs expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "It\'s all very exciting.\r\n\r\n"Never before has any country seen such an open race for a key election.\r\n\r\n"Mr Putin must be really worried that he might lose his grip on power."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOther front-runners in the election, which takes quite some time because there are so many time zones in Russia, have strangely not had much exposure.\r\n\r\nIn fact, the Suffolk Gazette is unable to name any of them, despite doing some in-depth research.\r\n\r\n"Some people think Mr Putin might win a landslide for a historic fourth time, especially as his main \'opponent\' has been banned from standing.\r\n\r\n"But nothing is clear-cut in politics. We could be in for a surprise."\r\n\r\nThere are some suggestions that election poll station monitors working for opponents have been barred from some polling stations.\r\n\r\nBut there is nothing sinister in that, we are told.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'World wonders who will win Russian election', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8684-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-18 12:16:19', '2018-03-18 12:16:19', '', 8684, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8684-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8687, 1, '2018-03-19 08:16:20', '2018-03-19 08:16:20', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1FBCE513-E99D-4524-8749-277C33DD69E6.jpeg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8690" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1FBCE513-E99D-4524-8749-277C33DD69E6.jpeg" alt="" width="512" height="401" /></a>\n\n<strong>Hundreds of thousands of randy or inquisitive men, and some women are searching Google for topless Stormy Daniels photos.</strong>\n\nAnd the trend has been seized upon by some clever internet marketers as a way of attracting traffic to their website.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette would like to make it clear this is abhorrent clickbait, and that it certainly has not published any topless Stormy Daniels photos.\n\nNor has it pretended to.\n\nInternet SEO expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Wise editors will take a popular current search term like topless Stormy Daniels photos, and use it in a title.\n\n“They will then repeat the same phrase - topless Stormy Daniels photos - to increase potential search rankings.\n\n“And the savvier amongst them will also add a sub-heading using the same phrase.”\n<h2>Topless Stormy Daniels photos</h2>\nMs Fisher said this clever method was fine, so long as the site does not deliberately mislead readers.\n\nStormy Daniels, a porn star, is currently in a legal fight with US President Donald Trump, trying to reveal details of their sexual relationship.\n\nA spokesperson for the Suffolk Gazette said: “We are a respectable family newspaper and it is unthinkable that we would publish topless Stormy Daniels photos.”\n\nAsked why this story repeated the phrase topless Stormy Daniels photos so many times, the paper said it was a coincidence.\n\n“It would be impossible for us not to write a story about sites using the phrase topless Stormy Daniels photos without actually using the phrase topless Stormy Daniels photos.\n\n“We’re just doing our job.”\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Topless Stormy Daniels photos', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'topless-stormy-daniels-photos', '', '', '2019-04-27 10:50:36', '2019-04-27 10:50:36', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8687', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8690, 1, '2018-03-19 08:13:45', '2018-03-19 08:13:45', '', 'Topless Stormy Daniels', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1fbce513-e99d-4524-8749-277c33dd69e6', '', '', '2018-03-19 08:14:12', '2018-03-19 08:14:12', '', 8687, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1FBCE513-E99D-4524-8749-277C33DD69E6.jpeg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8691, 1, '2018-03-19 08:15:47', '2018-03-19 08:15:47', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1FBCE513-E99D-4524-8749-277C33DD69E6.jpeg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1FBCE513-E99D-4524-8749-277C33DD69E6.jpeg" alt="" width="512" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8690" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Hundreds of thousands of randy or inquisitive men, and some women, are searching Google for topless Stormy Daniels photos.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnd the trend has been seized upon by some clever internet marketeers as a way of attracting traffic to their website.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette would like to make it clear this is abhorrent clickbait, and that it certainly has not published any topless Stormy Daniels photos.\r\n\r\nNor has it pretended to.\r\n\r\nInternet SEO expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Wise editors will take a popular current search term like topless Stormy Daniels photos, and use it in a title.\r\n\r\n“They will then repeat the same phrase - topless Stormy Daniels photos - to increase potential search rankings.\r\n\r\n“And the more savvy amongst them will also add a sub-heading using the same phrase.”\r\n\r\n<h2>Topless Stormy Daniels photos</h2>\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said this clever method was fine, so long as the site does not deliberately mislead readers.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStormy Daniels, a porn star, is currently in a legal fight with US President Donald Trump, trying to reveal details of their sexual relationship.\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for the Suffolk Gazette said: “We are a respectable family newspaper and it is unthinkable that we would publish topless Stormy Daniels photos.”\r\n\r\nAsked why this story repeated the phrase topless Stormy Daniels photos so many times, the paper said it was a coincidence.\r\n\r\n“It would be impossible for us not to write a story about sites using the phrase topless Stormy Daniels photos without actually using the phrase topless Stormy Daniels photos.\r\n\r\n“We’re just doing our job.”', 'Topless Stormy Daniels photos', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8687-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-19 08:15:47', '2018-03-19 08:15:47', '', 8687, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8687-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8692, 1, '2018-03-19 08:25:10', '2018-03-19 08:25:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1FBCE513-E99D-4524-8749-277C33DD69E6.jpeg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1FBCE513-E99D-4524-8749-277C33DD69E6.jpeg" alt="" width="512" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8690" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Hundreds of thousands of randy or inquisitive men, and some women, are searching Google for topless Stormy Daniels photos.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnd the trend has been seized upon by some clever internet marketeers as a way of attracting traffic to their website.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette would like to make it clear this is abhorrent clickbait, and that it certainly has not published any topless Stormy Daniels photos.\r\n\r\nNor has it pretended to.\r\n\r\nInternet SEO expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Wise editors will take a popular current search term like topless Stormy Daniels photos, and use it in a title.\r\n\r\n“They will then repeat the same phrase - topless Stormy Daniels photos - to increase potential search rankings.\r\n\r\n“And the more savvy amongst them will also add a sub-heading using the same phrase.”\r\n\r\n<h2>Topless Stormy Daniels photos</h2>\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said this clever method was fine, so long as the site does not deliberately mislead readers.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStormy Daniels, a porn star, is currently in a legal fight with US President Donald Trump, trying to reveal details of their sexual relationship.\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for the Suffolk Gazette said: “We are a respectable family newspaper and it is unthinkable that we would publish topless Stormy Daniels photos.”\r\n\r\nAsked why this story repeated the phrase topless Stormy Daniels photos so many times, the paper said it was a coincidence.\r\n\r\n“It would be impossible for us not to write a story about sites using the phrase topless Stormy Daniels photos without actually using the phrase topless Stormy Daniels photos.\r\n\r\n“We’re just doing our job.”\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Topless Stormy Daniels photos', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8687-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-19 08:25:10', '2018-03-19 08:25:10', '', 8687, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8687-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8693, 1, '2018-03-19 13:55:14', '2018-03-19 13:55:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ipswich-results-e1521466804504.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ipswich-results-e1521466804504.jpg" alt="Ipswich home record" width="650" height="458" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8694" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town bosses have introduced an exciting new binary numbering system for home matches, ensuring only zero or one goal can be scored by the team.</strong>\r\n\r\nSo far the new policy is working a treat, with the players having scored on just two occasions since before Christmas.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCanny manager Mick McCarthy has masterminded a run of goals scored in the last nine home matches as follows: 0-0-0-0-0-1-0-1-0.\r\n\r\nAnd as any schoolboy mathematician will tell you, that\'s an impeccable group of binary numbers.\r\n\r\nIt adds up to long-suffering Ipswich fans seeing just two goals scored at Portman Road in 810 minutes of play, or 13.5 hours.\r\n\r\nIn other words, the expression "We could have played all day and still not scored" has never been more appropriate.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "We thought we would mix things up a bit by changing to a binary numbering system.\r\n\r\n"Marcus Evans asked McCarthy to keep it tight at the back, and Big Mick has done just that.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately for the supporters, playing nine or ten defensively-minded players at home does have the effect of not producing any goals."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA few fans wearing blue-tinted spectacles have suggested the state of the Portman Road pitch, which resembles a Suffolk ploughed field, might be to blame for the lack of goals.\r\n\r\nBut that did not stop lowly Hull City, who had won just two of their previous 35 away games, from coming to Ipswich and winning 3-0.\r\n\r\nWhen McCarthy was booed throughout that game, he said afterwards Hull were a "good team" full of experience, and that they were in a false position in the League.\r\n\r\nYet, curiously, Hull traveled to relegation-haunted Birmingham City four days later - and got spanked 3-0.\r\n\r\nThere will be more binary numbers stories as we get them, including the likely number of season ticket renewals arriving at the ticket office each day - none, one, none, none, one...\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '0-0-0-0-0-1-0-1-0, Ipswich home goals record reduces fans to tears', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-home-goals', '', '', '2018-03-19 13:55:14', '2018-03-19 13:55:14', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8693', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8695, 1, '2018-03-19 13:54:44', '2018-03-19 13:54:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ipswich-results-e1521466804504.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ipswich-results-e1521466804504.jpg" alt="Ipswich home record" width="650" height="458" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8694" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town bosses have introduced an exciting new binary numbering system for home matches, ensuring only zero or one goal can be scored by the team.</strong>\r\n\r\nSo far the new policy is working a treat, with the players having scored on just two occasions since before Christmas.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCanny manager Mick McCarthy has masterminded a run of goals scored in the last nine home matches as follows: 0-0-0-0-0-1-0-1-0.\r\n\r\nAnd as any schoolboy mathematician will tell you, that\'s an impeccable group of binary numbers.\r\n\r\nIt adds up to long-suffering Ipswich fans seeing just two goals scored at Portman Road in 810 minutes of play, or 13.5 hours.\r\n\r\nIn other words, the expression "We could have played all day and still not scored" has never been more appropriate.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "We thought we would mix things up a bit by changing to a binary numbering system.\r\n\r\n"Marcus Evans asked McCarthy to keep it tight at the back, and Big Mick has done just that.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately for the supporters, playing nine or ten defensively-minded players at home does have the effect of not producing any goals."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA few fans wearing blue-tinted spectacles have suggested the state of the Portman Road pitch, which resembles a Suffolk ploughed field, might be to blame for the lack of goals.\r\n\r\nBut that did not stop lowly Hull City, who had won just two of their previous 35 away games, from coming to Ipswich and winning 3-0.\r\n\r\nWhen McCarthy was booed throughout that game, he said afterwards Hull were a "good team" full of experience, and that they were in a false position in the League.\r\n\r\nYet, curiously, Hull traveled to relegation-haunted Birmingham City four days later - and got spanked 3-0.\r\n\r\nThere will be more binary numbers stories as we get them, including the likely number of season ticket renewals arriving at the ticket office each day - none, one, none, none, one...\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '0-0-0-0-0-1-0-1-0, Ipswich home goals record reduces fans to tears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8693-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-19 13:54:44', '2018-03-19 13:54:44', '', 8693, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8693-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8696, 1, '2018-03-20 17:03:31', '2018-03-20 17:03:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tim-peake-expenses.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tim-peake-expenses.jpg" alt="Major Tim Peake expenses raise eyebrows" width="600" height="451" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4854" /></a>\n\n<strong>British astronaut Major Tim Peake has been asked to resubmit his space mission expenses after claiming more than £17 million for mileage.</strong>\n\nA document seen by the Suffolk Gazette shows Major Peake clocked up 70,985,445 miles during his historic trip on the International Space Station this year.\n\nAnd, in line with European Space Agency policy, he tried to claim 25p for every mile he covered for work - amounting to a whopping £17,746,361.25p.\n\n\n\nBut bosses gave Major Peake, 44, the bad news that mileage from his six-month space trip was not allowable, and have told him to resubmit the expense form with only mileage to the launch pad from his hotel - amounting to just £4.50.\n\nMajor Peake, who flew over Suffolk several times during his 2,720 orbits of earth, has accepted his expenses rejection in good spirit, and is said to be looking forward to receiving the smaller amount.\n\nAn insider at the European Space Agency said: "There was a bit of a mix-up. Tim assumed he could claim work-related mileage while onboard the space station, although he expected to take a few miles off for the period he was doing his space walk.\n\n"Our accountants sent his expenses claim back and the matter has been resolved amicably."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA pal of Major Peake said: "Everyone finds doing expenses is a pain in the backside, and Tim is no different.\n\n"He was surprised that he thought he could claim nearly £18 million, the slightly disappointed when he found out it was only £4.50."\n\nMeanwhile, an old woman has become the first person to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-suffolk-bus/">circumnavigate Suffolk by bus</a>.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\n', 'Tim Peake claims £17 million mileage expenses', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4853-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-20 17:03:31', '2018-03-20 17:03:31', '', 4853, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4853-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8697, 1, '2018-03-20 17:03:35', '2018-03-20 17:03:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tim-peake-expenses.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tim-peake-expenses.jpg" alt="Major Tim Peake expenses raise eyebrows" width="600" height="451" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4854" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>British astronaut Major Tim Peake has been asked to resubmit his space mission expenses after claiming more than £17 million for mileage.</strong>\r\n\r\nA document seen by the Suffolk Gazette shows Major Peake clocked up 70,985,445 miles during his historic trip on the International Space Station this year.\r\n\r\nAnd, in line with European Space Agency policy, he tried to claim 25p for every mile he covered for work - amounting to a whopping £17,746,361.25p.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut bosses gave Major Peake, 44, the bad news that mileage from his six-month space trip was not allowable, and have told him to resubmit the expense form with only mileage to the launch pad from his hotel - amounting to just £4.50.\r\n\r\nMajor Peake, who flew over Suffolk several times during his 2,720 orbits of earth, has accepted his expenses rejection in good spirit, and is said to be looking forward to receiving the smaller amount.\r\n\r\nAn insider at the European Space Agency said: "There was a bit of a mix-up. Tim assumed he could claim work-related mileage while onboard the space station, although he expected to take a few miles off for the period he was doing his space walk.\r\n\r\n"Our accountants sent his expenses claim back and the matter has been resolved amicably."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Major Peake said: "Everyone finds doing expenses is a pain in the backside, and Tim is no different.\r\n\r\n"He was surprised that he thought he could claim nearly £18 million, the slightly disappointed when he found out it was only £4.50."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, an old woman has become the first person to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-suffolk-bus/">circumnavigate Suffolk by bus</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Tim Peake claims £17 million mileage expenses', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4853-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-20 17:03:35', '2018-03-20 17:03:35', '', 4853, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4853-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8698, 1, '2018-03-20 19:40:16', '2018-03-20 19:40:16', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wilson-e1521574064765.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wilson-e1521574064765.jpg" alt="wilson the volleball" width="700" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8699" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Wilson the volleyball has finally been rescued, 19 years after Tom Hanks was picked up by a container ship in the Pacific Ocean.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhile the world rejoiced at Hanks\' return to civilisation after four years stuck on a desert island, nothing was heard of Wilson again.\r\n\r\nBut this week it was revealed the volleyball, who was last seen floating helplessly away from Hanks\' raft in <em>Cast Away</em>, had been found by a fishing boat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWilson had been bobbing around in the sea for the 18 years since Hanks was picked up.\r\n\r\nTrawler skipper Steve Walshe said: "We were heading back to port when we spotted something in the water.\r\n\r\n"When we got a bit closer we realised it was a volleyball with a distinctive red face.\r\n\r\n"Unbelievably it was Wilson, and he was still alive, if a little deflated." \r\n\r\nWilson, 22, is now being cared for at a sports hospital in Los Angeles before beginning the long process of being integrated once again into the modern world.\r\n\r\nHe has not been able to speak a word since his rescue, and is clearly traumatised by the initial plane crash in 1995, four years of being spoken to by Tom Hanks on a desert island, and then 19 years of drifting in the sea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nVolleyball behaviour expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, explained: "Poor Wilson will be under enormous emotional strain.\r\n\r\n"He needs to be reintroduced to society slowly, and hopefully one day he will be bouncing around again and be able to have a family."\r\n\r\nMillions of cinema-goers still cry recalling the scene when Wilson fell off Hanks\' raft and floated away into oblivion.\r\n\r\nIt was always assumed he had drowned or had been torn apart by sharks.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Cast Away\'s Wilson the volleyball finally rescued', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'wilson-volleyball', '', '', '2018-03-20 22:17:42', '2018-03-20 22:17:42', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8698', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8700, 1, '2018-03-20 19:39:47', '2018-03-20 19:39:47', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wilson-e1521574064765.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wilson-e1521574064765.jpg" alt="wilson the volleball" width="700" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8699" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Wilson the volleyball has finally been rescued, 19 years after Tom Hanks was picked by a container ship in the Pacific Ocean.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhile the world rejoiced at Hanks\' return to civilisation after four years stuck on a desert island, nothing was head of Wilson again.\r\n\r\nBut this week it was revealed the volley ball, who was last seen floating helplessly away from Hanks\' raft in <em>Cast Away</em>, had been found by a fishing boat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWilson had been bobbing around in the sea for the 18 years since Hanks was picked up.\r\n\r\nTrawler skipper Steve Walshe said: "We were heading back to port when we spotted something in the water.\r\n\r\n"When we got a bit closer we realised it was a volleyball with a distinctive red face.\r\n\r\n"Unbelievably, it was Wilson, and he was still alive, if a little deflated." \r\n\r\nWilson, 22, is now being cared for at a sports hospital in Los Angeles before beginning the long process of being integrated once again into the modern world.\r\n\r\nHe has not been able to speak a word since his rescue, and is clearly traumatised by the initial plane crash in 1995, four years of being spoken to by Tom Hanks on a desert island, and then 19 years of drifting in the sea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nVolleyball behaviour expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, explained: "Poor Wilson will be under enormous emotional strain.\r\n\r\n"He needs to be reintroduced to society slowly, and hopefully one day he will be bouncing around again and be able to have a family."\r\n\r\nMillions of cinema-goers still cry recalling the scene when Wilson fell off Hanks\' raft and floated away into oblivion.\r\n\r\nIt was always assumed he had drowned or had been torn apart by sharks.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Cast Away\'s Wilson the volleyball finally rescued', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8698-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-20 19:39:47', '2018-03-20 19:39:47', '', 8698, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8698-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8701, 1, '2018-03-20 19:41:40', '2018-03-20 19:41:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wilson-e1521574064765.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wilson-e1521574064765.jpg" alt="wilson the volleball" width="700" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8699" /></a>\n\n<strong>Wilson the volleyball has finally been rescued, 19 years after Tom Hanks was picked by a container ship in the Pacific Ocean.</strong>\n\nWhile the world rejoiced at Hanks\' return to civilisation after four years stuck on a desert island, nothing was heard of Wilson again.\n\nBut this week it was revealed the volleyball, who was last seen floating helplessly away from Hanks\' raft in <em>Cast Away</em>, had been found by a fishing boat.\n\n\n\nWilson had been bobbing around in the sea for the 18 years since Hanks was picked up.\n\nTrawler skipper Steve Walshe said: "We were heading back to port when we spotted something in the water.\n\n"When we got a bit closer we realised it was a volleyball with a distinctive red face.\n\n"Unbelievably, it was Wilson, and he was still alive, if a little deflated." \n\nWilson, 22, is now being cared for at a sports hospital in Los Angeles before beginning the long process of being integrated once again into the modern world.\n\nHe has not been able to speak a word since his rescue, and is clearly traumatised by the initial plane crash in 1995, four years of being spoken to by Tom Hanks on a desert island, and then 19 years of drifting in the sea.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nVolleyball behaviour expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, explained: "Poor Wilson will be under enormous emotional strain.\n\n"He needs to be reintroduced to society slowly, and hopefully one day he will be bouncing around again and be able to have a family."\n\nMillions of cinema-goers still cry recalling the scene when Wilson fell off Hanks\' raft and floated away into oblivion.\n\nIt was always assumed he had drowned or had been torn apart by sharks.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Cast Away\'s Wilson the volleyball finally rescued', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8698-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-20 19:41:40', '2018-03-20 19:41:40', '', 8698, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8698-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8702, 1, '2018-03-20 19:42:31', '2018-03-20 19:42:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wilson-e1521574064765.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wilson-e1521574064765.jpg" alt="wilson the volleball" width="700" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8699" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Wilson the volleyball has finally been rescued, 19 years after Tom Hanks was picked by a container ship in the Pacific Ocean.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhile the world rejoiced at Hanks\' return to civilisation after four years stuck on a desert island, nothing was heard of Wilson again.\r\n\r\nBut this week it was revealed the volleyball, who was last seen floating helplessly away from Hanks\' raft in <em>Cast Away</em>, had been found by a fishing boat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWilson had been bobbing around in the sea for the 18 years since Hanks was picked up.\r\n\r\nTrawler skipper Steve Walshe said: "We were heading back to port when we spotted something in the water.\r\n\r\n"When we got a bit closer we realised it was a volleyball with a distinctive red face.\r\n\r\n"Unbelievably it was Wilson, and he was still alive, if a little deflated." \r\n\r\nWilson, 22, is now being cared for at a sports hospital in Los Angeles before beginning the long process of being integrated once again into the modern world.\r\n\r\nHe has not been able to speak a word since his rescue, and is clearly traumatised by the initial plane crash in 1995, four years of being spoken to by Tom Hanks on a desert island, and then 19 years of drifting in the sea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nVolleyball behaviour expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, explained: "Poor Wilson will be under enormous emotional strain.\r\n\r\n"He needs to be reintroduced to society slowly, and hopefully one day he will be bouncing around again and be able to have a family."\r\n\r\nMillions of cinema-goers still cry recalling the scene when Wilson fell off Hanks\' raft and floated away into oblivion.\r\n\r\nIt was always assumed he had drowned or had been torn apart by sharks.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Cast Away\'s Wilson the volleyball finally rescued', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8698-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-20 19:42:31', '2018-03-20 19:42:31', '', 8698, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8698-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8703, 1, '2018-03-20 22:17:42', '2018-03-20 22:17:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wilson-e1521574064765.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wilson-e1521574064765.jpg" alt="wilson the volleball" width="700" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8699" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Wilson the volleyball has finally been rescued, 19 years after Tom Hanks was picked up by a container ship in the Pacific Ocean.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhile the world rejoiced at Hanks\' return to civilisation after four years stuck on a desert island, nothing was heard of Wilson again.\r\n\r\nBut this week it was revealed the volleyball, who was last seen floating helplessly away from Hanks\' raft in <em>Cast Away</em>, had been found by a fishing boat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWilson had been bobbing around in the sea for the 18 years since Hanks was picked up.\r\n\r\nTrawler skipper Steve Walshe said: "We were heading back to port when we spotted something in the water.\r\n\r\n"When we got a bit closer we realised it was a volleyball with a distinctive red face.\r\n\r\n"Unbelievably it was Wilson, and he was still alive, if a little deflated." \r\n\r\nWilson, 22, is now being cared for at a sports hospital in Los Angeles before beginning the long process of being integrated once again into the modern world.\r\n\r\nHe has not been able to speak a word since his rescue, and is clearly traumatised by the initial plane crash in 1995, four years of being spoken to by Tom Hanks on a desert island, and then 19 years of drifting in the sea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nVolleyball behaviour expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, explained: "Poor Wilson will be under enormous emotional strain.\r\n\r\n"He needs to be reintroduced to society slowly, and hopefully one day he will be bouncing around again and be able to have a family."\r\n\r\nMillions of cinema-goers still cry recalling the scene when Wilson fell off Hanks\' raft and floated away into oblivion.\r\n\r\nIt was always assumed he had drowned or had been torn apart by sharks.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Cast Away\'s Wilson the volleyball finally rescued', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8698-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-20 22:17:42', '2018-03-20 22:17:42', '', 8698, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8698-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8704, 1, '2018-03-21 10:35:24', '2018-03-21 10:35:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3074"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3074" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFearless grandmother Maureen Mullen caught a burglar by tripping him up and bashing him over the head with a saucepan.</strong>\r\n\r\nMaureen, 87, was England women\'s judo champion in 1953 and used her skills to nab the crook as he rifled through her living room drawers.\r\n\r\nShe is now being hailed a hero, and has been told by cops she might be invited to Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen at a special reception.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I woke up at 3am hearing noises downstairs," Maureen told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview from her home in Ipswich yesterday. "I crept down and peeked into my front room and saw a figure going through my things.\r\n\r\n"I thought, \'I\'m not having this nonsense\', so I went to the kitchen and grabbed the saucepan I keep to one side to make my soups. It did not have soup in, thankfully.\r\n\r\n"Then I waited by the living room door, and when the man walked by I put out my leg, tripped him up - and as he went down I hit him on the back of the head with the saucepan. He groaned a bit but I tied his hands and legs with the cord from my vacuum cleaner."\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has lived alone since her husband died eight years ago, then casually called police.\r\n\r\n"They arrived quite quickly and couldn\'t believe what I had done," Maureen said. "But I told them I used to be  a judo black belt and used my training to get the man on the ground before immobilising him. You don\'t forget how to do these things.\r\n\r\n"It all came quite naturally to me. I don\'t know what the fuss is about, really."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn officer at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Ipswich Police station</a> said: "This woman was incredibly brave. We would not recommend anyone tries to tackle a burglar, particularly an elderly lady living alone, but it seems former judo champions, no matter what their age is, are the exception!"\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has six grandchildren living nearby, has now been nominated for a bravery award - and the chance to meet the Queen.\r\n\r\n"That would be an amazing honour," she said. "I admire Her Majesty a great deal - I think we old ladies are made of strong stuff."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a 27-year-old man, who did not suffer serious injuries, has been charged with four burglaries and will appear before Ipswich magistrates tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"A man with a slight headache is in custody," a police spokesman confirmed.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Maureen, 87, whacks burglar with saucepan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3072-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-21 10:35:24', '2018-03-21 10:35:24', '', 3072, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3072-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8705, 1, '2018-03-23 11:07:54', '2018-03-23 11:07:54', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-queen-london-marathon-e1521802781553.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-queen-london-marathon-e1521802781553.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8706" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen is officially starting this year\'s London Marathon, but it\'s anyone\'s guess what time she\'ll finish.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty, 91, will start the marathon on April 22 from a special podium at Windsor Castle, which means she then has to run into central London to join the rest of the athletes on the course.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA royal insider said: "The Queen is a keen jogger and is often seen running around Windsor Great Park or St James\' Park in London.\r\n\r\n"It\'s long been the secret of her amazing fitness for a woman of her age.\r\n\r\n"She has never run more than a mile before, so the London Marathon course will be tough, of that there is no doubt.\r\n\r\n"But <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/the-queen-hen-night/">Her Majesty</a> has an amazing \'can do\' attitude, and she is determined not to be beaten by someone dressed up as a seven-foot carrot, or by someone running with a washing machine on their back.\r\n\r\n"She certainly hopes to finish in under five hours."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCrowds lining the streets will be desperate to catch a glimpse of The Queen as she runs past.\r\n\r\nAfter the finish line in The Mall, it is just a short walk home to Buckingham Palace for a well-earned rest and a cup of tea.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the London Marathon said: "We invited <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">the Queen</a> to officially start this year\'s event, and we were thrilled when she accepted.\r\n\r\n"But we never expected her to take part. Fair play to her, she will be giving it a right Royal go."\r\n\r\nIt is not know which charity Her Majesty will be running for, although it is known she needs a few funds for Prince Harry\'s wedding spectacular a month later.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'The Queen will start the London Marathon - but what time will she finish?', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'queen-london-marathon', '', '', '2018-03-23 11:10:48', '2018-03-23 11:10:48', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8705', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8707, 1, '2018-03-23 11:03:25', '2018-03-23 11:03:25', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-queen-london-marathon-e1521802781553.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-queen-london-marathon-e1521802781553.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8706" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen is officially starting this weekend\'s London Marathon, but it\'s anyone\'s guess what time she\'ll finish.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty, 91, will start the marathon from a special podium at Windsor Castle, which means she then has to run into central London to join the rest of the athletes on the course.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA royal insider said: "The Queen is a keen jogger and is often seen running around Windsor Great Park or St James\' Park in London.\r\n\r\n"It\'s long been the secret of her amazing fitness for a woman of her age.\r\n\r\n"She has never run more than a mile before, so the London Marathon course will be tough, of that there is no doubt.\r\n\r\n"But Her Majesty has an amazing \'can do\' attitude, and she is determined not to be beaten by someone dressed up as a seven-foot carrot, or by someone running with a washing machine on their back.\r\n\r\n"She certainly hopes to finish in under five hours."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCrowds lining the streets will be desperate to catch a glimpse of The Queen as she runs past.\r\n\r\nAfter the finish line in The Mall, it is just a short walk home to Buckingham Palace for a well-earned rest and a cup of tea.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the London Marathon said: "We invited the Queen to officially start this year\'s event, and we were thrilled when she accepted.\r\n\r\n"But we never expected her to take part. Fair play to her, she will be giving it a right Royal go."\r\n\r\nIt is not know which charity Her Majesty will be running for, although it is known she needs a few funds for Prince Harry\'s wedding spectacular.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'The Queen starts the London Marathon - but what time will she finish?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8705-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-23 11:03:25', '2018-03-23 11:03:25', '', 8705, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8705-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8708, 1, '2018-03-23 11:05:23', '2018-03-23 11:05:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-queen-london-marathon-e1521802781553.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-queen-london-marathon-e1521802781553.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8706" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen is officially starting this year\'s London Marathon, but it\'s anyone\'s guess what time she\'ll finish.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty, 91, will start the marathon on April 22 from a special podium at Windsor Castle, which means she then has to run into central London to join the rest of the athletes on the course.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA royal insider said: "The Queen is a keen jogger and is often seen running around Windsor Great Park or St James\' Park in London.\r\n\r\n"It\'s long been the secret of her amazing fitness for a woman of her age.\r\n\r\n"She has never run more than a mile before, so the London Marathon course will be tough, of that there is no doubt.\r\n\r\n"But Her Majesty has an amazing \'can do\' attitude, and she is determined not to be beaten by someone dressed up as a seven-foot carrot, or by someone running with a washing machine on their back.\r\n\r\n"She certainly hopes to finish in under five hours."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCrowds lining the streets will be desperate to catch a glimpse of The Queen as she runs past.\r\n\r\nAfter the finish line in The Mall, it is just a short walk home to Buckingham Palace for a well-earned rest and a cup of tea.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the London Marathon said: "We invited the Queen to officially start this year\'s event, and we were thrilled when she accepted.\r\n\r\n"But we never expected her to take part. Fair play to her, she will be giving it a right Royal go."\r\n\r\nIt is not know which charity Her Majesty will be running for, although it is known she needs a few funds for Prince Harry\'s wedding spectacular a month later.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'The Queen starts the London Marathon - but what time will she finish?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8705-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-23 11:05:23', '2018-03-23 11:05:23', '', 8705, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8705-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8709, 1, '2018-03-23 11:07:54', '2018-03-23 11:07:54', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-queen-london-marathon-e1521802781553.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-queen-london-marathon-e1521802781553.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8706" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen is officially starting this year\'s London Marathon, but it\'s anyone\'s guess what time she\'ll finish.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty, 91, will start the marathon on April 22 from a special podium at Windsor Castle, which means she then has to run into central London to join the rest of the athletes on the course.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA royal insider said: "The Queen is a keen jogger and is often seen running around Windsor Great Park or St James\' Park in London.\r\n\r\n"It\'s long been the secret of her amazing fitness for a woman of her age.\r\n\r\n"She has never run more than a mile before, so the London Marathon course will be tough, of that there is no doubt.\r\n\r\n"But <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/the-queen-hen-night/">Her Majesty</a> has an amazing \'can do\' attitude, and she is determined not to be beaten by someone dressed up as a seven-foot carrot, or by someone running with a washing machine on their back.\r\n\r\n"She certainly hopes to finish in under five hours."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCrowds lining the streets will be desperate to catch a glimpse of The Queen as she runs past.\r\n\r\nAfter the finish line in The Mall, it is just a short walk home to Buckingham Palace for a well-earned rest and a cup of tea.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the London Marathon said: "We invited <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">the Queen</a> to officially start this year\'s event, and we were thrilled when she accepted.\r\n\r\n"But we never expected her to take part. Fair play to her, she will be giving it a right Royal go."\r\n\r\nIt is not know which charity Her Majesty will be running for, although it is known she needs a few funds for Prince Harry\'s wedding spectacular a month later.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'The Queen will start the London Marathon - but what time will she finish?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8705-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-23 11:07:54', '2018-03-23 11:07:54', '', 8705, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8705-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8710, 1, '2018-03-24 13:16:52', '2018-03-24 13:16:52', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Spinning-bike-e1521897164235.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Spinning-bike-e1521897164235.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="434" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8711" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk man Billy Spuckler says he has no idea where he is after spending an hour on a spin bike.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe recalls getting on the bike at a gym in Norwich, but then got lost after a few miles.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I got a bit carried away with the exercise and was not really taking proper notice about where I was going.\r\n\r\n"I must have gone miles and miles, and when the spinning stopped I was in unfamiliar surroundings.\r\n\r\n"I have decided to contact the police to see if they can help."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We received reports of a man in a disoriented state in a Norwich gym.\r\n\r\n"He is being looked after at the station until relatives can be traced."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed Mr Spuckler, 29, comes from Downham Market where he lives with his sister and their seven children.\r\n\r\n"I recommend people ask the instructor where they are going before they join a spin class," he said from his cell.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk man gets lost on spin bike', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-man-gets-lost-on-spin-bike', '', '', '2018-03-24 13:18:02', '2018-03-24 13:18:02', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8710', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8712, 1, '2018-03-24 13:15:35', '2018-03-24 13:15:35', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk man Billy Spuckler says he has no idea where he is after spending an hour on a spin bike.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe recalls getting on the bike at a gym in Norwich, but then got lost after a few miles.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I got a bit carried away with the exercise and was not really taking proper notice about where I was going.\r\n\r\n"I must have gone miles and miles, and when the spinning stopped I was in unfamiliar surroundings.\r\n\r\n"I have decided to contact the police to see if they can help."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We received reports of a man in a disoriented state in a Norwich gym.\r\n\r\n"He is being looked after at the station until relatives can be traced."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed Mr Spuckler, 29, comes from Downham Market where he lives with his sister and their seven children.\r\n\r\n"I recommend people ask the instructor where they are going before they join a spin class," he said from his cell.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk man gets lost on spin bike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8710-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-24 13:15:35', '2018-03-24 13:15:35', '', 8710, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8710-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8713, 1, '2018-03-24 13:18:02', '2018-03-24 13:18:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Spinning-bike-e1521897164235.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Spinning-bike-e1521897164235.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="434" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8711" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk man Billy Spuckler says he has no idea where he is after spending an hour on a spin bike.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe recalls getting on the bike at a gym in Norwich, but then got lost after a few miles.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I got a bit carried away with the exercise and was not really taking proper notice about where I was going.\r\n\r\n"I must have gone miles and miles, and when the spinning stopped I was in unfamiliar surroundings.\r\n\r\n"I have decided to contact the police to see if they can help."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We received reports of a man in a disoriented state in a Norwich gym.\r\n\r\n"He is being looked after at the station until relatives can be traced."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed Mr Spuckler, 29, comes from Downham Market where he lives with his sister and their seven children.\r\n\r\n"I recommend people ask the instructor where they are going before they join a spin class," he said from his cell.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk man gets lost on spin bike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8710-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-24 13:18:02', '2018-03-24 13:18:02', '', 8710, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8710-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8714, 1, '2018-03-25 13:56:36', '2018-03-25 13:56:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg" alt="" width="759" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8716" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former England manager Steve McClaren, who famously spoke in a weird Dutch accent when managing FC Twente, has spoken publicly for the first time since being linked with the Ipswich Town job.</strong>\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette about the Tractor Boys\' current position, he said: "Blaast me, buh. They\'re in a roight old state."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMcClaren, 56, added: "This season\'s been a rum old dew. Yew look at the league tayble and you\'d think it was sloightly on th\' huh."\r\n\r\nThe former Newcastle, Derby and Middlesbrough boss is said to be top of Ipswich owner Marcus Evans\' wanted list to take over from Mick McCarthy this summer.\r\n\r\nSpeaking on the phone to our Editor, Mr McClaren sounded perfectly at home when talking about the Suffolk club.\r\n\r\n"I\'m bugger\'d if oi ken see how the fans have put up with diddly squit for soo long.\r\n\r\n"But oi has a message for them - hold yew hard, Stevie buh is cummin to yer rescew."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhen told Ipswich fans were fed up with negative tactics, with the team having scored only two goals at Portman Road since before Christmas, McClaren exclaimed: "Cood-a-hell.\r\n\r\n"That\'l hatter dew \'til next season when oim in chaarge. Then yew won\'t need to be an old wurrygut."\r\n\r\nWhile some Ipswich fans will be excited about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/steve-mcclaren-england-manager/">McClaren </a>replacing McCarthy, others remember only too well that he has been sacked from every job, and they used to taunt him with a song about him being the "Wally with a brolly".\r\n\r\n"They were just play\'n silly buggers," McClaren insisted.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'Blaast me, buh\' - Steve McClaren reveals all about Ipswich job', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'steve-mcclaren-ipswich', '', '', '2018-03-25 18:53:05', '2018-03-25 18:53:05', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8714', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8717, 1, '2018-03-25 13:55:35', '2018-03-25 13:55:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg" alt="" width="759" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8716" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former England manager Steve McClaren, who famously spoke in a weird Dutch accent when managing Twente, has spoken publicly for the first time since being linked with the Ipswich Town job.</strong>\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette about the Tractor Boys\' current position, he said: "Blaast me, buh. They\'re in a roight old state."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMcClaren, 56, added: "This season\'s been a rum old dew. Yew look at the league tayble and you\'d think it was sloightly on th\' huh."\r\n\r\nThe former Newcastle, Derby and Middlesbrough boss is said to be top of Ipswich owner Marcus Evans\' wanted list to take over from Mick McCarthy this summer.\r\n\r\nSpeaking on the phone to our Editor, Mr McClaren sounded perfectly at home when talking about the Suffolk club.\r\n\r\n"I\'m bugger\'d if I ken see how the fans have put up with diddly squit for soo long.\r\n\r\n"But oi has a message for them - hold yew hard, Stevie buh is cummin to yer rescew."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhen told Ipswich fans were fed up with negative tactics, with the team having scored only two goals at Portman Road since before Christmas, McClaren exclaimed: "Cood-a-hell.\r\n\r\n"That\'l hatter dew \'til next season when oim in chaarge. Then yew won\'t need to be an old wurrygut."\r\n\r\nWhile some Ipswich fans will be excited about McClaren replacing McCarthy, others remember only too well that he has been sacked from every job, and often used to taunt him with a song about him being the "Wally with a brolly".\r\n\r\n"They were just play\'n silly buggers," McClaren insisted.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'Blaast me, buh\' - Steve McClaren reveals all about Ipswich job', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8714-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-25 13:55:35', '2018-03-25 13:55:35', '', 8714, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8718, 1, '2018-03-25 13:56:36', '2018-03-25 13:56:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg" alt="" width="759" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8716" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former England manager Steve McClaren, who famously spoke in a weird Dutch accent when managing Twente, has spoken publicly for the first time since being linked with the Ipswich Town job.</strong>\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette about the Tractor Boys\' current position, he said: "Blaast me, buh. They\'re in a roight old state."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMcClaren, 56, added: "This season\'s been a rum old dew. Yew look at the league tayble and you\'d think it was sloightly on th\' huh."\r\n\r\nThe former Newcastle, Derby and Middlesbrough boss is said to be top of Ipswich owner Marcus Evans\' wanted list to take over from Mick McCarthy this summer.\r\n\r\nSpeaking on the phone to our Editor, Mr McClaren sounded perfectly at home when talking about the Suffolk club.\r\n\r\n"I\'m bugger\'d if I ken see how the fans have put up with diddly squit for soo long.\r\n\r\n"But oi has a message for them - hold yew hard, Stevie buh is cummin to yer rescew."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhen told Ipswich fans were fed up with negative tactics, with the team having scored only two goals at Portman Road since before Christmas, McClaren exclaimed: "Cood-a-hell.\r\n\r\n"That\'l hatter dew \'til next season when oim in chaarge. Then yew won\'t need to be an old wurrygut."\r\n\r\nWhile some Ipswich fans will be excited about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/steve-mcclaren-england-manager/">McClaren </a>replacing McCarthy, others remember only too well that he has been sacked from every job, and often used to taunt him with a song about him being the "Wally with a brolly".\r\n\r\n"They were just play\'n silly buggers," McClaren insisted.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'Blaast me, buh\' - Steve McClaren reveals all about Ipswich job', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8714-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-25 13:56:36', '2018-03-25 13:56:36', '', 8714, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8719, 1, '2018-03-25 13:58:29', '2018-03-25 13:58:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg" alt="" width="759" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8716" /></a>\n\n<strong>Former England manager Steve McClaren, who famously spoke in a weird Dutch accent when managing Twente, has spoken publicly for the first time since being linked with the Ipswich Town job.</strong>\n\nSpeaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette about the Tractor Boys\' current position, he said: "Blaast me, buh. They\'re in a roight old state."\n\n\n\nMcClaren, 56, added: "This season\'s been a rum old dew. Yew look at the league tayble and you\'d think it was sloightly on th\' huh."\n\nThe former Newcastle, Derby and Middlesbrough boss is said to be top of Ipswich owner Marcus Evans\' wanted list to take over from Mick McCarthy this summer.\n\nSpeaking on the phone to our Editor, Mr McClaren sounded perfectly at home when talking about the Suffolk club.\n\n"I\'m bugger\'d if oi ken see how the fans have put up with diddly squit for soo long.\n\n"But oi has a message for them - hold yew hard, Stevie buh is cummin to yer rescew."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nWhen told Ipswich fans were fed up with negative tactics, with the team having scored only two goals at Portman Road since before Christmas, McClaren exclaimed: "Cood-a-hell.\n\n"That\'l hatter dew \'til next season when oim in chaarge. Then yew won\'t need to be an old wurrygut."\n\nWhile some Ipswich fans will be excited about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/steve-mcclaren-england-manager/">McClaren </a>replacing McCarthy, others remember only too well that he has been sacked from every job, and often used to taunt him with a song about him being the "Wally with a brolly".\n\n"They were just play\'n silly buggers," McClaren insisted.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'Blaast me, buh\' - Steve McClaren reveals all about Ipswich job', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8714-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-25 13:58:29', '2018-03-25 13:58:29', '', 8714, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8714-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8720, 1, '2018-03-25 13:59:11', '2018-03-25 13:59:11', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg" alt="" width="759" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8716" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former England manager Steve McClaren, who famously spoke in a weird Dutch accent when managing Twente, has spoken publicly for the first time since being linked with the Ipswich Town job.</strong>\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette about the Tractor Boys\' current position, he said: "Blaast me, buh. They\'re in a roight old state."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMcClaren, 56, added: "This season\'s been a rum old dew. Yew look at the league tayble and you\'d think it was sloightly on th\' huh."\r\n\r\nThe former Newcastle, Derby and Middlesbrough boss is said to be top of Ipswich owner Marcus Evans\' wanted list to take over from Mick McCarthy this summer.\r\n\r\nSpeaking on the phone to our Editor, Mr McClaren sounded perfectly at home when talking about the Suffolk club.\r\n\r\n"I\'m bugger\'d if oi ken see how the fans have put up with diddly squit for soo long.\r\n\r\n"But oi has a message for them - hold yew hard, Stevie buh is cummin to yer rescew."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhen told Ipswich fans were fed up with negative tactics, with the team having scored only two goals at Portman Road since before Christmas, McClaren exclaimed: "Cood-a-hell.\r\n\r\n"That\'l hatter dew \'til next season when oim in chaarge. Then yew won\'t need to be an old wurrygut."\r\n\r\nWhile some Ipswich fans will be excited about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/steve-mcclaren-england-manager/">McClaren </a>replacing McCarthy, others remember only too well that he has been sacked from every job, and they used to taunt him with a song about him being the "Wally with a brolly".\r\n\r\n"They were just play\'n silly buggers," McClaren insisted.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'Blaast me, buh\' - Steve McClaren reveals all about Ipswich job', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8714-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-25 13:59:11', '2018-03-25 13:59:11', '', 8714, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8721, 1, '2018-03-25 18:53:05', '2018-03-25 18:53:05', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/steve-mcclaren-1.jpg" alt="" width="759" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8716" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former England manager Steve McClaren, who famously spoke in a weird Dutch accent when managing FC Twente, has spoken publicly for the first time since being linked with the Ipswich Town job.</strong>\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette about the Tractor Boys\' current position, he said: "Blaast me, buh. They\'re in a roight old state."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMcClaren, 56, added: "This season\'s been a rum old dew. Yew look at the league tayble and you\'d think it was sloightly on th\' huh."\r\n\r\nThe former Newcastle, Derby and Middlesbrough boss is said to be top of Ipswich owner Marcus Evans\' wanted list to take over from Mick McCarthy this summer.\r\n\r\nSpeaking on the phone to our Editor, Mr McClaren sounded perfectly at home when talking about the Suffolk club.\r\n\r\n"I\'m bugger\'d if oi ken see how the fans have put up with diddly squit for soo long.\r\n\r\n"But oi has a message for them - hold yew hard, Stevie buh is cummin to yer rescew."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhen told Ipswich fans were fed up with negative tactics, with the team having scored only two goals at Portman Road since before Christmas, McClaren exclaimed: "Cood-a-hell.\r\n\r\n"That\'l hatter dew \'til next season when oim in chaarge. Then yew won\'t need to be an old wurrygut."\r\n\r\nWhile some Ipswich fans will be excited about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/steve-mcclaren-england-manager/">McClaren </a>replacing McCarthy, others remember only too well that he has been sacked from every job, and they used to taunt him with a song about him being the "Wally with a brolly".\r\n\r\n"They were just play\'n silly buggers," McClaren insisted.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'Blaast me, buh\' - Steve McClaren reveals all about Ipswich job', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8714-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-25 18:53:05', '2018-03-25 18:53:05', '', 8714, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8722, 1, '2018-03-27 08:26:14', '2018-03-27 08:26:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/age-partnership-couple-drinking.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/age-partnership-couple-drinking.jpg" alt="Age partnership couple" width="808" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8723" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The couple in the Age Partnership TV adverts may not enjoy a long and healthy retirement after all - because they are raging alcoholics, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed viewers will have noticed that the husband and wife are throwing back alcohol at every opportunity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn the 2017 television ad for Age Partnership pension income boosts, the pair are seen quaffing booze at lunchtime in a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/dwile-flonkers-win-olympic-gold/">country pub</a>.\r\n\r\nShe is downing an extra-large white wine, while hubbie guzzles a pint of beer - half of which has worryingly been drunk in just one scene cut.\r\n\r\nAnd if that wasn\'t bad enough, the pair were on the piss again in the 2018 Age Partnership ad.\r\n\r\nThis time they were shamelessly demolishing a bottle of red wine at home - a sure sign they are on the slippery slope.\r\n\r\nThe husband told the Suffolk Gazette: "I started to think about my pension savings and their importance to our future (drinking). So I contacted Age Partnership and found most people miss out on more money (alcohol) by not shopping around for the best deal."\r\n\r\nHe added: "They got me literally thousands of pounds of extra income (beer) from my pensions savings."\r\n\r\nHis rather smug-looking wife, Lorraine Fisher, a bit older than 34, said: "It\'s really made a difference to our life (drinks cabinet)."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHer husband concluded: "I also received 25 per cent of my pension as a tax-free lump sum (which we have already spent in the pub)."\r\n\r\nHealth watchdogs are concerned the adverts may drive pensioners to drink.\r\n\r\nExpert Steve Walshe said: "If you are embarking on a home equity release plan, or looking to boost your pension savings with Age Partnership, we would recommend that unlike their television couple, you do not spend all the money on booze.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise your dream retirement might be over rather sooner than you had hoped."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Fears for alcoholic Age Partnership TV couple', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'age-partnership', '', '', '2018-03-27 08:26:14', '2018-03-27 08:26:14', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8722', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8723, 1, '2018-03-27 08:21:58', '2018-03-27 08:21:58', 'Fears grow that the Age Partnership TV ad couple are raging alcoholics', 'age partnership couple drinking', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'age-partnership-couple-drinking', '', '', '2018-03-27 08:22:28', '2018-03-27 08:22:28', '', 8722, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/age-partnership-couple-drinking.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8724, 1, '2018-03-27 08:24:52', '2018-03-27 08:24:52', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/age-partnership-couple-drinking.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/age-partnership-couple-drinking.jpg" alt="Age partnership couple" width="808" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8723" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The couple in the Age Partnership TV adverts may not enjoy a long and healthy retirement after all - because they are raging alcoholics, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed viewers will have noticed that the husband and wife are throwing back alcohol at every opportunity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn the 2017 television ad for Age Partnership pension income boosts, the pair are seen quaffing booze at lunchtime in a country pub.\r\n\r\nShe is downing an extra-large white wine, while hubbie guzzles a pint of beer - half of which has worryingly been drunk in just one scene cut.\r\n\r\nAnd if that wasn\'t bad enough, the pair were on the piss again in the 2018 Age Partnership ad.\r\n\r\nThis time they were shamelessly demolishing a bottle of red wine at home - a sure sign they are on the slippery slope.\r\n\r\nThe husband told the Suffolk Gazette: "I started to think about my pension savings and their importance to our future (drinking). So I contacted Age Partnership and found most people miss out on more money (alcohol) by not shopping around for the best deal."\r\n\r\nHe added: "They got me literally thousands of pounds of extra income (beer) from my pensions savings."\r\n\r\nHis rather smug-looking wife, Lorraine Fisher, a bit older than 34, said: "It\'s really made a difference to our life (drinks cabinet)."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHer husband concluded: "I also received 25 per cent of my pension as a tax-free lump sum (which we have already spent in the pub)."\r\n\r\nHealth watchdogs are concerned the adverts may drive pensioners to drink.\r\n\r\nExpert Steve Walshe said: "If you are embarking on a home equity release plan, or looking to boost your pension savings with Age Partnership, we would recommend that unlike their television couple, you do not spend all the money on booze.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise your dream retirement might be over rather sooner than you had hoped."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Fears for alcoholic Age Partnership TV couple', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8722-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-27 08:24:52', '2018-03-27 08:24:52', '', 8722, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8722-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8725, 1, '2018-03-27 08:26:14', '2018-03-27 08:26:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/age-partnership-couple-drinking.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/age-partnership-couple-drinking.jpg" alt="Age partnership couple" width="808" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8723" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The couple in the Age Partnership TV adverts may not enjoy a long and healthy retirement after all - because they are raging alcoholics, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed viewers will have noticed that the husband and wife are throwing back alcohol at every opportunity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn the 2017 television ad for Age Partnership pension income boosts, the pair are seen quaffing booze at lunchtime in a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/dwile-flonkers-win-olympic-gold/">country pub</a>.\r\n\r\nShe is downing an extra-large white wine, while hubbie guzzles a pint of beer - half of which has worryingly been drunk in just one scene cut.\r\n\r\nAnd if that wasn\'t bad enough, the pair were on the piss again in the 2018 Age Partnership ad.\r\n\r\nThis time they were shamelessly demolishing a bottle of red wine at home - a sure sign they are on the slippery slope.\r\n\r\nThe husband told the Suffolk Gazette: "I started to think about my pension savings and their importance to our future (drinking). So I contacted Age Partnership and found most people miss out on more money (alcohol) by not shopping around for the best deal."\r\n\r\nHe added: "They got me literally thousands of pounds of extra income (beer) from my pensions savings."\r\n\r\nHis rather smug-looking wife, Lorraine Fisher, a bit older than 34, said: "It\'s really made a difference to our life (drinks cabinet)."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHer husband concluded: "I also received 25 per cent of my pension as a tax-free lump sum (which we have already spent in the pub)."\r\n\r\nHealth watchdogs are concerned the adverts may drive pensioners to drink.\r\n\r\nExpert Steve Walshe said: "If you are embarking on a home equity release plan, or looking to boost your pension savings with Age Partnership, we would recommend that unlike their television couple, you do not spend all the money on booze.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise your dream retirement might be over rather sooner than you had hoped."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Fears for alcoholic Age Partnership TV couple', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8722-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-27 08:26:14', '2018-03-27 08:26:14', '', 8722, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8722-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8726, 0, '2018-03-28 10:23:26', '2018-03-28 10:23:26', '', 'Paul Picken', '', 'abandoned', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'paul-picken', '', '', '2018-04-11 09:35:53', '2018-04-11 09:35:53', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=give_payment&#038;p=8726', 0, 'give_payment', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8727, 1, '2018-03-28 10:52:48', '2018-03-28 10:52:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png" alt="Ceefax" width="493" height="377" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7145" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe county of Norfolk was celebrating today at the arrival of Ceefax, a new-fangled piece of communications technology.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals were glued to their television sets for hours, watching the pages of text information appear quite slowly.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEven though not many people in Norfolk can read, the Ceefax service, provided by BBC East exclusively for Norfolk, is seen as a huge step forward in bringing the county up to speed with the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\nLocals are being told they can now see news, the weather and even football results more or less in real time - although they have to wait for the Ceefax service to cycle through ten pages in rotation before the scores actually update.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a giant technological leap for a place like Norfolk," said BBC East\' head of Ceefax, Bon Scott. "Television has only recently arrived in the county, and now those lucky enough to have a set can enjoy our text-based information service.\r\n\r\n"The feedback has been mixed, we admit, as some Norfolk viewers are having difficulty getting to grips with the remote control required to use Ceefax.\r\n\r\n"It seems having six fingers is not as useful as it sounds."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal man Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We\'ve been gathering around my uncle\'s TV and pointing at Ceefax a lot. We have no idea what it means but I am sure there is trickery at work."\r\n\r\nThe Ceefax service is being updated by a team of three writers at the BBC\'s offices in Norwich.\r\n\r\nThey simply copy items off the internet, then paste them into the ancient Ceefax software so that it spits out dodgy, boxy text pages to the local simpletons.\r\n\r\nItems of interest include the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-man-gets-lost-on-spin-bike/">Norfolk man who got lost on a spin bike</a>, and the fact that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk people have been advised to wash occasionally</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ceefax arrives in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7144-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-28 10:52:48', '2018-03-28 10:52:48', '', 7144, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7144-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8730, 1, '2018-03-29 07:47:29', '2018-03-29 07:47:29', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg" alt="bodies-in-cemetery" width="550" height="368" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-436" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police fear a serial killer is on the loose after discovering 129 bodies in a village graveyard.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe grim find was made in St Wayne and Gary Church in Elmswell, and detectives fear more bodies may turn up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the mass killer followed a sadistic pattern by putting out the bodies in neat rows - then leaving a stone to mark where each one lay.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to say how many of the victims died, as they appear to have been dead for a long time.\r\n\r\nAt a special press conference planned for later today, Detective Chief Superintendent Noah Cloose will warn all Suffolk residents to stay indoors until the killer is caught.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "We\'re dealing with the worst serial killer in the county\'s history. There are already 129 bodies and we expect to find more.\r\n\r\n"We were called to St Wayne and Gary Church when a passerby noticed a man acting suspiciously in the graveyard. He was said to be laying flowers by one of the stones - a classic serial killer habit of returning to the scene of a crime.\r\n\r\n"We currently have no idea who this man is, but we will put every possible resource into finding him."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe is said to be about five feet six inches tall, with grey, thinning hair, and using a walking stick. He was said to be carrying a copy of the Daily Telegraph.\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss was devastated by the discovery. He said: "It\'s normally dead in here on Sunday mornings when I give my sermon, but I didn\'t expect it to be so bad outside."\r\n\r\nOne local neighbour, who asked not to be named, said: "This is awful. Nothing like this has ever happened around here before. I have not seen my great-grandparents for a few years, and must now wonder if they are victims of this madman."\r\n\r\nSadly, Suffolk Police will not be able to use its force Apache gunship helicopter to help track down the killer, as it has been mothballed after <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">accidentally blowing up a vicarage</a> in nearby Needham Market.\r\n\r\nHowever, they do now have a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">fleet of 1970s Ford Cortina squad cars</a> to call on.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police find bodies in cemetery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '435-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-29 07:47:29', '2018-03-29 07:47:29', '', 435, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/435-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8731, 1, '2018-03-29 14:16:55', '2018-03-29 14:16:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/nothing-to-go-on-e1522311340996.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/nothing-to-go-on-e1522311340996.jpg" alt="nothing to go on" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8732" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThieves stole the toilet from a police station in Suffolk - and now officers say they have nothing to go on.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe brazen criminals broke into the station in Felixstowe overnight on Tuesday, taking a range of items.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey ransacked the police dog compound and stole three bags of accessories, and also took a crossword book from the staff canteen.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are looking for new leads. And as for the crossword book, we currently have no clues."\r\n\r\nBut it is the theft of the toilet that has put a strain on the police.\r\n\r\n"I can confirm we have nothing to go on," the spokesman continued. "We are keeping our fingers and legs crossed."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnyone with information is urged to contact <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Felixstowe Police Station</a> immediately.\r\n\r\nIt is not the first time criminals have carried out a strange offence in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nRecently bungling <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/amateur-robbers-target-sperm-bank/">robbers raided a sperm bank</a> in Ipswich. The gang, led by Jack Meoff, is now behind bars.\r\n\r\nAnd last October a man was warned to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rude-pumpkin/">remove an offensive pumpkin</a> in the lead-up to Halloween.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, police are continuing their hunt for missing working class villagers who <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/peasants-butchers/">disappeared mysteriously after the opening of a new butcher\'s shop</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Anxious police say they have nothing to go on', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'nothing-to-go-on', '', '', '2018-03-29 14:16:55', '2018-03-29 14:16:55', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8731', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8733, 1, '2018-03-29 08:16:37', '2018-03-29 08:16:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/nothing-to-go-on-e1522311340996.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/nothing-to-go-on-e1522311340996.jpg" alt="nothing to go on" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8732" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThieves stole the toilet from a police station in Suffolk - and now officers say they have nothing to go on.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe brazen criminals broke into the station in Felixstowe overnight on Tuesday, taking a range of items.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey ransacked the police dog compound and stole three bags of accessories, and also took a crossword book from the staff canteen.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are looking for new leads. And as for the crossword book, we currently have no clues."\r\n\r\nBut it is the theft of the toilet that has put a strain on the police.\r\n\r\n"I can confirm we have nothing to go on," the spokesman continued. "We are keeping our fingers and legs crossed."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnyone with information is urged to contact <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Felixstowe Police Station</a> immediately.\r\n\r\nIt is not the first time criminals have carried out a strange offence in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nRecently bungling <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/amateur-robbers-target-sperm-bank/">robbers raided a sperm bank</a> in Ipswich. The gang, led by Jack Meoff, is now behind bars.\r\n\r\nAnd last October a man was warned to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rude-pumpkin/">remove an offensive pumpkin</a> in the lead-up to Halloween.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Anxious police say they have nothing to go on', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8731-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-29 08:16:37', '2018-03-29 08:16:37', '', 8731, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8731-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8734, 1, '2018-03-29 08:21:45', '2018-03-29 08:21:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/nothing-to-go-on-e1522311340996.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/nothing-to-go-on-e1522311340996.jpg" alt="nothing to go on" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8732" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThieves stole the toilet from a police station in Suffolk - and now officers say they have nothing to go on.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe brazen criminals broke into the station in Felixstowe overnight on Tuesday, taking a range of items.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey ransacked the police dog compound and stole three bags of accessories, and also took a crossword book from the staff canteen.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are looking for new leads. And as for the crossword book, we currently have no clues."\r\n\r\nBut it is the theft of the toilet that has put a strain on the police.\r\n\r\n"I can confirm we have nothing to go on," the spokesman continued. "We are keeping our fingers and legs crossed."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnyone with information is urged to contact <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Felixstowe Police Station</a> immediately.\r\n\r\nIt is not the first time criminals have carried out a strange offence in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nRecently bungling <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/amateur-robbers-target-sperm-bank/">robbers raided a sperm bank</a> in Ipswich. The gang, led by Jack Meoff, is now behind bars.\r\n\r\nAnd last October a man was warned to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rude-pumpkin/">remove an offensive pumpkin</a> in the lead-up to Halloween.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, police are continuing their hunt for missing working class villagers who <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/peasants-butchers/">disappeared mysteriously after the opening of a new butcher\'s shop</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Anxious police say they have nothing to go on', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8731-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-29 08:21:45', '2018-03-29 08:21:45', '', 8731, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8731-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8735, 1, '2018-03-30 18:22:59', '2018-03-30 18:22:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3197"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" alt="easter-bunny" width="622" height="391" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3197" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA robber wore an Easter Bunny disguise to hold up an off licence before hopping it from police, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nCops came within a whisker of catching the "rabbit" when he stopped to pose for photographs after his heist at the All Boozed Up store near the town\'s waterfront.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe robber had legged it with £120 in cash and a bottle of vodka, before heading to Christchurch Park where he stopped to pose for photographs for a group of school children.\r\n\r\nHe was last seen running towards Westerfield Road before disappearing in the warren of side streets.\r\n\r\nPolice have no idea why the robber chose a topical Easter Bunny disguise. "A rabbit does not normally drink vodka, and if he needed cash he could have burrowed it."\r\n\r\nOfficers believe he has now gone underground, and want anyone who has seen a six-foot man with big pointy ears, a receding hareline and a fluffy tail to contact them immediately.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a Suffolk bishop has said church goers should <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-chocolate-bishop/">eat more chocolate</a>, as it is the real meaning of Easter.\r\n\r\nAnd a teacher has been suspended after telling young children in her class that you get <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-bunny-microwave/">hot cross buns</a> by putting rabbits in a microwave.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'Easter Bunny\' robs Suffolk off licence', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3195-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-30 18:22:59', '2018-03-30 18:22:59', '', 3195, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8736, 1, '2018-03-31 08:56:11', '2018-03-31 08:56:11', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent\n\nA farm worker who used a baling machine to turn himself into a human SpongeBob SquarePants is now in demand as a children\'s party entertainer.</strong>\n\nGreg Smith, 32, caused a sensation in Suffolk when he stopped his tractor, stripped naked and launched himself into his hay baler.\n\nHe then emerged on the conveyor belt out of the back of the machine, sandwiched in a hay bale and closely resembling the popular TV character who lives under the sea.\n\n\n\nThe hilarious incident, at a potato farm near Bildeston run by Mr Maurice Piper, was caught on camera and the video, which you can see below, quickly went viral around the surrounding villages.\n\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/F7MOjnc2shA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\n\nNow Mr Smith, who has worked for Mr Piper since he was 17, is being asked to bring his farm machinery and perform at kids\' parties.\n\n"It started as a joke, and we certainly had a good laugh when I baled myself. It didn\'t hurt, but I would not recommend anyone else tries it in case it goes horribly wrong.\n\n"Since the video got out I have baled myself at several children\'s parties. I get £50 each time I do it, and pay Mr Piper 20% of it for the use of his farm machinery.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"So long as it\'s not the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/combine-harvester-police/">busy harvesting period</a>, I\'m happy to turn up and perform at events. Unfortunately this means most summer fetes are out of the question because we are so busy on the farm."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" rel="attachment wp-att-3263"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" alt="spongebob-squarepants" width="570" height="472" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3263" /></a><i>Youngsters love SpongeBob SquarePants being created in front of their eyes</center></i><br><br>\n\nMr Piper, 64, told the Suffolk Gazette: "At first I was angry with Greg for messing about when he was meant to be working. But now I can see it has put <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/randy-old-goat/">farming</a> in a good light, and after all everyone needs a smile these days."\n\nBut Mr Smith\'s enterprising sideline may soon be for the chop - health and safety officials at Suffolk County Council have asked to see his stunt to check if it meets performance regulations.\n\nLocal council busy-body Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This will not do."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Farmer turns himself into SpongeBob SquarePants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3260-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-31 08:56:11', '2018-03-31 08:56:11', '', 3260, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3260-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8737, 1, '2018-03-31 08:55:52', '2018-03-31 08:55:52', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent\r\n\r\nA farm worker who used a baling machine to turn himself into a human SpongeBob SquarePants is now in demand as a children\'s party entertainer.</strong>\r\n\r\nGreg Smith, 32, caused a sensation in Suffolk when he stopped his tractor, stripped naked and launched himself into his hay baler.\r\n\r\nHe then emerged on the conveyor belt out of the back of the machine, sandwiched in a hay bale and closely resembling the popular TV character who lives under the sea.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe hilarious incident, at a potato farm near Bildeston run by Mr Maurice Piper, was caught on camera and the video, which you can see below, quickly went viral around the surrounding villages.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/F7MOjnc2shA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nNow Mr Smith, who has worked for Mr Piper since he was 17, is being asked to bring his farm machinery and perform at kids\' parties.\r\n\r\n"It started as a joke, and we certainly had a good laugh when I baled myself. It didn\'t hurt, but I would not recommend anyone else tries it in case it goes horribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"Since the video got out I have baled myself at several children\'s parties. I get £50 each time I do it, and pay Mr Piper 20% of it for the use of his farm machinery.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"So long as it\'s not the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/combine-harvester-police/">busy harvesting period</a>, I\'m happy to turn up and perform at events. Unfortunately this means most summer fetes are out of the question because we are so busy on the farm."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" rel="attachment wp-att-3263"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" alt="spongebob-squarepants" width="570" height="472" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3263" /></a><i>Youngsters love SpongeBob SquarePants being created in front of their eyes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Piper, 64, told the Suffolk Gazette: "At first I was angry with Greg for messing about when he was meant to be working. But now I can see it has put <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/randy-old-goat/">farming</a> in a good light, and after all everyone needs a smile these days."\r\n\r\nBut Mr Smith\'s enterprising sideline may soon be for the chop - health and safety officials at Suffolk County Council have asked to see his stunt to check if it meets performance regulations.\r\n\r\nLocal council busy-body Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This will not do."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Farmer turns himself into SpongeBob SquarePants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3260-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-31 08:55:52', '2018-03-31 08:55:52', '', 3260, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3260-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8738, 1, '2018-04-01 07:25:18', '2018-04-01 07:25:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg" alt="mick mccarthy" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8739" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans has performed an extraordinary u-turn and offered under-fire boss Mick McCarthy a new two-year deal.</strong>\r\n\r\nUnimpressed with candidates emerging since declaring McCarthy would leave Portman Road at the end of the season, Evans has decided it\'s better to "stick with the devil you know".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe spoke with McCarthy after yesterday\'s exciting 1-0 defeat at relegation-haunted Birmingham City, and thrashed out a new deal within 15 minutes, including a "substantial" pay rise.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Ipswich Town Football Club said: "We are delighted to confirm that Mick McCarthy will be staying at the club for another two years.\r\n\r\n"We are going in the right direction - sideways - and we can\'t think of anybody better to keep things exactly as they are."\r\n\r\nA boardroom insider said Mr Evans, who is bailing out the club to the tune of at least £6 million a year, was dismayed by the shortlist being drawn up to be the new boss.\r\n\r\n"He was looking at the names from his Caribbean mansion on the island of La Fir Polo, and they included nobodies like Tony Mowbray, Nathan Jones, Paul Cook and Paul Hurst - these young men have achieved nothing in the game.\r\n\r\n"Then there is Danny Cowley, the Lincoln manager, who is only being linked to the job because he <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/fa-cup-upset/">knocked Ipswich Town out of the FA Cup</a> when Lincoln were a non-league team.\r\n\r\n"If <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-dumped-cup-concentrate-mid-table-finish/">beating Ipswich in the Cup</a> was a requirement for the job, then half the country would be coming forward."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSupporters were delighted with the news, which will be announced officially just before the match against high-flying Millwall at Portman Road tomorrow.\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all love Super Mick, and are thrilled he is staying.\r\n\r\n"There\'s nothing better than our brand of hoofball and entertainment. Who else can say they have seen just <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-home-goals/">two goals at home since before Christmas</a>?"\r\n\r\nMcCarthy was unavailable for comment, but a pal said: "Mick told me to tell the supporters to f*ck off. I think he was just getting carried away in the excitement of the situation, though."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'BREAKING: Mick McCarthy signs new Ipswich Town deal', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mick-mccarthy-stays-at-ipswich', '', '', '2018-04-01 07:29:38', '2018-04-01 07:29:38', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8738', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8740, 1, '2018-04-01 07:21:18', '2018-04-01 07:21:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg" alt="mick mccarthy" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8739" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans has performed an extraordinary u-turn and offered under-fire boss Mick McCarthy a new two-year deal.</strong>\r\n\r\nUnimpressed with candidates emerging since declaring McCarthy would leave Portman Road at the end of the season, Evans has decided it\'s better to "stick with the devil you know".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe spoke with McCarthy after yesterday\'s exciting 1-0 defeat at relegation-haunted Birmingham City, and thrashed out a new deal within 15 munutes.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Ipswich Town Football Club said: "We are delighted to confirm that Mick McCarthy will be staying at the club for another two years.\r\n\r\n"We are going in the right direction - sideways - and we can\'t think of anybody better to keep things exactly as they are."\r\n\r\nA boardroom insider said Mr Evans, who is bailing out the club to the tune of at least £6 million a year, was dismayed by the shortlist being drawn up to be the new boss.\r\n\r\n"He was looking at the names from his Caribbean mansion, and they included nobodies like Tony Mowbray, Nathan Jones, Paul Cook and Paul Hurst - these young men have achieved nothing in the game.\r\n\r\n"Then there is Danny Cowley, the Lincoln manager, who is only being linked to the job because he <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/fa-cup-upset/">knocked Ipswich Town out of the FA Cup</a> when Lincoln were a non-league team.\r\n\r\n"If <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-dumped-cup-concentrate-mid-table-finish/">beating Ipswich in the Cup</a> was a requirement for the job, then half the country would be coming forward."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSupporters were delighted with the news, which will be announced officially just before the match against high-flying Millwall at Portman Road tomorrow.\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all love Super Mick, and are thrilled he is staying.\r\n\r\n"There\'s nothing better than our brand of hoofball and entertainment. Who else can say they have seen just <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-home-goals/">two goals at home since before Christmas</a>?"\r\n\r\nMcCarthy was unavailable for comment, but a pal said: "Mick told me to tell the supporters to f*ck off. I think he was just getting carried away in the excitement of the situation, though."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'BREAKING: Mick McCarthy signs new Ipswich Town deal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8738-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-01 07:21:18', '2018-04-01 07:21:18', '', 8738, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8738-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8741, 1, '2018-04-01 07:25:18', '2018-04-01 07:25:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg" alt="mick mccarthy" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8739" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans has performed an extraordinary u-turn and offered under-fire boss Mick McCarthy a new two-year deal.</strong>\r\n\r\nUnimpressed with candidates emerging since declaring McCarthy would leave Portman Road at the end of the season, Evans has decided it\'s better to "stick with the devil you know".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe spoke with McCarthy after yesterday\'s exciting 1-0 defeat at relegation-haunted Birmingham City, and thrashed out a new deal within 15 munutes.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Ipswich Town Football Club said: "We are delighted to confirm that Mick McCarthy will be staying at the club for another two years.\r\n\r\n"We are going in the right direction - sideways - and we can\'t think of anybody better to keep things exactly as they are."\r\n\r\nA boardroom insider said Mr Evans, who is bailing out the club to the tune of at least £6 million a year, was dismayed by the shortlist being drawn up to be the new boss.\r\n\r\n"He was looking at the names from his Caribbean mansion on the island of La Fir Polo, and they included nobodies like Tony Mowbray, Nathan Jones, Paul Cook and Paul Hurst - these young men have achieved nothing in the game.\r\n\r\n"Then there is Danny Cowley, the Lincoln manager, who is only being linked to the job because he <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/fa-cup-upset/">knocked Ipswich Town out of the FA Cup</a> when Lincoln were a non-league team.\r\n\r\n"If <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-dumped-cup-concentrate-mid-table-finish/">beating Ipswich in the Cup</a> was a requirement for the job, then half the country would be coming forward."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSupporters were delighted with the news, which will be announced officially just before the match against high-flying Millwall at Portman Road tomorrow.\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all love Super Mick, and are thrilled he is staying.\r\n\r\n"There\'s nothing better than our brand of hoofball and entertainment. Who else can say they have seen just <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-home-goals/">two goals at home since before Christmas</a>?"\r\n\r\nMcCarthy was unavailable for comment, but pal said: "Mick told me to tell the supporters to f*ck off. I think he was just getting carried away in the excitement of the situation, though."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'BREAKING: Mick McCarthy signs new Ipswich Town deal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8738-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-01 07:25:18', '2018-04-01 07:25:18', '', 8738, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8738-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8742, 1, '2018-04-01 07:28:22', '2018-04-01 07:28:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg" alt="mick mccarthy" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8739" /></a>\n\n<strong>Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans has performed an extraordinary u-turn and offered under-fire boss Mick McCarthy a new two-year deal.</strong>\n\nUnimpressed with candidates emerging since declaring McCarthy would leave Portman Road at the end of the season, Evans has decided it\'s better to "stick with the devil you know".\n\n\n\nHe spoke with McCarthy after yesterday\'s exciting 1-0 defeat at relegation-haunted Birmingham City, and thrashed out a new deal within 15 minutes, including a "su.\n\nA spokesman for Ipswich Town Football Club said: "We are delighted to confirm that Mick McCarthy will be staying at the club for another two years.\n\n"We are going in the right direction - sideways - and we can\'t think of anybody better to keep things exactly as they are."\n\nA boardroom insider said Mr Evans, who is bailing out the club to the tune of at least £6 million a year, was dismayed by the shortlist being drawn up to be the new boss.\n\n"He was looking at the names from his Caribbean mansion on the island of La Fir Polo, and they included nobodies like Tony Mowbray, Nathan Jones, Paul Cook and Paul Hurst - these young men have achieved nothing in the game.\n\n"Then there is Danny Cowley, the Lincoln manager, who is only being linked to the job because he <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/fa-cup-upset/">knocked Ipswich Town out of the FA Cup</a> when Lincoln were a non-league team.\n\n"If <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-dumped-cup-concentrate-mid-table-finish/">beating Ipswich in the Cup</a> was a requirement for the job, then half the country would be coming forward."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSupporters were delighted with the news, which will be announced officially just before the match against high-flying Millwall at Portman Road tomorrow.\n\nFan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all love Super Mick, and are thrilled he is staying.\n\n"There\'s nothing better than our brand of hoofball and entertainment. Who else can say they have seen just <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-home-goals/">two goals at home since before Christmas</a>?"\n\nMcCarthy was unavailable for comment, but pal said: "Mick told me to tell the supporters to f*ck off. I think he was just getting carried away in the excitement of the situation, though."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'BREAKING: Mick McCarthy signs new Ipswich Town deal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8738-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-01 07:28:22', '2018-04-01 07:28:22', '', 8738, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8738-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8743, 1, '2018-04-01 07:28:30', '2018-04-01 07:28:30', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg" alt="mick mccarthy" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8739" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans has performed an extraordinary u-turn and offered under-fire boss Mick McCarthy a new two-year deal.</strong>\r\n\r\nUnimpressed with candidates emerging since declaring McCarthy would leave Portman Road at the end of the season, Evans has decided it\'s better to "stick with the devil you know".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe spoke with McCarthy after yesterday\'s exciting 1-0 defeat at relegation-haunted Birmingham City, and thrashed out a new deal within 15 minutes, including a "substantial" pay rise.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Ipswich Town Football Club said: "We are delighted to confirm that Mick McCarthy will be staying at the club for another two years.\r\n\r\n"We are going in the right direction - sideways - and we can\'t think of anybody better to keep things exactly as they are."\r\n\r\nA boardroom insider said Mr Evans, who is bailing out the club to the tune of at least £6 million a year, was dismayed by the shortlist being drawn up to be the new boss.\r\n\r\n"He was looking at the names from his Caribbean mansion on the island of La Fir Polo, and they included nobodies like Tony Mowbray, Nathan Jones, Paul Cook and Paul Hurst - these young men have achieved nothing in the game.\r\n\r\n"Then there is Danny Cowley, the Lincoln manager, who is only being linked to the job because he <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/fa-cup-upset/">knocked Ipswich Town out of the FA Cup</a> when Lincoln were a non-league team.\r\n\r\n"If <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-dumped-cup-concentrate-mid-table-finish/">beating Ipswich in the Cup</a> was a requirement for the job, then half the country would be coming forward."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSupporters were delighted with the news, which will be announced officially just before the match against high-flying Millwall at Portman Road tomorrow.\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all love Super Mick, and are thrilled he is staying.\r\n\r\n"There\'s nothing better than our brand of hoofball and entertainment. Who else can say they have seen just <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-home-goals/">two goals at home since before Christmas</a>?"\r\n\r\nMcCarthy was unavailable for comment, but pal said: "Mick told me to tell the supporters to f*ck off. I think he was just getting carried away in the excitement of the situation, though."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'BREAKING: Mick McCarthy signs new Ipswich Town deal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8738-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-01 07:28:30', '2018-04-01 07:28:30', '', 8738, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8738-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8744, 1, '2018-04-01 07:29:38', '2018-04-01 07:29:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg" alt="mick mccarthy" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8739" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans has performed an extraordinary u-turn and offered under-fire boss Mick McCarthy a new two-year deal.</strong>\r\n\r\nUnimpressed with candidates emerging since declaring McCarthy would leave Portman Road at the end of the season, Evans has decided it\'s better to "stick with the devil you know".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe spoke with McCarthy after yesterday\'s exciting 1-0 defeat at relegation-haunted Birmingham City, and thrashed out a new deal within 15 minutes, including a "substantial" pay rise.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Ipswich Town Football Club said: "We are delighted to confirm that Mick McCarthy will be staying at the club for another two years.\r\n\r\n"We are going in the right direction - sideways - and we can\'t think of anybody better to keep things exactly as they are."\r\n\r\nA boardroom insider said Mr Evans, who is bailing out the club to the tune of at least £6 million a year, was dismayed by the shortlist being drawn up to be the new boss.\r\n\r\n"He was looking at the names from his Caribbean mansion on the island of La Fir Polo, and they included nobodies like Tony Mowbray, Nathan Jones, Paul Cook and Paul Hurst - these young men have achieved nothing in the game.\r\n\r\n"Then there is Danny Cowley, the Lincoln manager, who is only being linked to the job because he <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/fa-cup-upset/">knocked Ipswich Town out of the FA Cup</a> when Lincoln were a non-league team.\r\n\r\n"If <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-dumped-cup-concentrate-mid-table-finish/">beating Ipswich in the Cup</a> was a requirement for the job, then half the country would be coming forward."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSupporters were delighted with the news, which will be announced officially just before the match against high-flying Millwall at Portman Road tomorrow.\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all love Super Mick, and are thrilled he is staying.\r\n\r\n"There\'s nothing better than our brand of hoofball and entertainment. Who else can say they have seen just <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-home-goals/">two goals at home since before Christmas</a>?"\r\n\r\nMcCarthy was unavailable for comment, but a pal said: "Mick told me to tell the supporters to f*ck off. I think he was just getting carried away in the excitement of the situation, though."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'BREAKING: Mick McCarthy signs new Ipswich Town deal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8738-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-01 07:29:38', '2018-04-01 07:29:38', '', 8738, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8738-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8745, 1, '2018-04-02 08:16:35', '2018-04-02 08:16:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/undersoil-heating-e1522656274687.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/undersoil-heating-e1522656274687.jpg" alt="undersoild heating golf course" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8746" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk golf club is installing undersoil heating to ensure its members can enjoy playing all year round.</strong>\r\n\r\nBury St Edmunds Golf Club will spend millions on the system under all 18 tees, fairways and greens, with work expected to be completed in time for next winter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is believed the system, more commonly used in sports stadiums for football, will cost up to nine million pounds to install, but club management say members will not be expected to fork out too much.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We have received a grant from the Nordic Golfing Foundation which is keen to understand if the technique can allow all-year golf in the frozen wastes of Norway, Denmark and Sweden."\r\n\r\nHe added that green fees or membership fees may not have to be reviewed as some wealthy members might like to cough up some cash as a donation.\r\n\r\nThe undersoil heating will ensure the course at Tut Hill will be playable in winter when snow and ice traditionally causes problems.\r\n\r\n"Players are frustrated if we use temporary tee boxes or temporary greens, so this will be a great bonus for them.\r\n\r\n"It will mean golf in Suffolk is truly available for 52 weeks of the year."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/suffolk-golf-clubs/">The club</a> will carry out the work on one hole at time between now and November.\r\n\r\nThe course will therefore have just 17 holes available in the meantime, with players being allowed to select which one to play twice.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, a director for Soiled Pipes Sport Ltd, said: "We have to dig up the tees, fairways, greens and everything before laying the network of pipes.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll then cover them up again and hand over to the greenkeeper to try to grow the grass back as quickly as possible.\r\n\r\n"He has expressed some concern about the condition of the greens afterwards, but we\'re confident everything will return to normal."\r\n\r\nThis winter has seen several annoying icy blasts, which has left the region\'s golfers frustrated.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Golf club installs undersoil heating to beat winter', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'golf-club-undersoil-heating', '', '', '2018-04-02 08:16:35', '2018-04-02 08:16:35', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8745', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8747, 1, '2018-04-02 08:12:57', '2018-04-02 08:12:57', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/undersoil-heating-e1522656274687.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/undersoil-heating-e1522656274687.jpg" alt="undersoild heating golf course" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8746" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk golf club is installing undersoil heating to ensure its members can enjoy playing all year round.</strong>\r\n\r\nBury St Edmunds Golf Club will spend millions on the system under all 18 tees, fairways and greens, with work expected to be completed in time for next winter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is believed the system, more commonly used in sports stadiums for football, will cost up to four million pounds to install, but club management say members will not be expected to fork out too much.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We have received a grant from the Nordic Golfing Foundation which is keen to understand if the technique can allow all-year golf in the frozen wastes of Norway, Denmark and Sweden."\r\n\r\nHe added that green fees or membership fees may not have to be reviewed as some wealthy members might like to cough up some cash as a donation.\r\n\r\nThe undersoil heating will ensure the course at Tut Hill will be playable in winter when snow and ice traditionally causes problems.\r\n\r\n"Players are frustrated if we use temporary tee boxes or temporary greens, so this will be a great bonus for them.\r\n\r\n"It will mean golf in Suffolk is truly available for 52 weeks of the year."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/suffolk-golf-clubs/">The club</a> will carry out the work on one hole at time between now and November.\r\n\r\nThe course will therefore have just 17 holes available in the meantime, with players being allowed to select which one to play twice.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, a director for Soiled Pipes Sport Ltd, said: "We have to dig up the tees, fairways, greens and everything before laying the network of pipes.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll then cover them up again and hand over to the greenkeeper to try to grow the grass back as quickly as possible.\r\n\r\n"He has expressed some concern about the condition of the greens afterwards, but we\'re confident everything will return to normal."\r\n\r\nThis winter has seen several annoying icy blasts, which has left the region\'s golfers frustrated.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Golf club installs undersoil heating to beat winter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8745-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-02 08:12:57', '2018-04-02 08:12:57', '', 8745, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8745-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8748, 1, '2018-04-02 08:16:35', '2018-04-02 08:16:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/undersoil-heating-e1522656274687.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/undersoil-heating-e1522656274687.jpg" alt="undersoild heating golf course" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8746" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk golf club is installing undersoil heating to ensure its members can enjoy playing all year round.</strong>\r\n\r\nBury St Edmunds Golf Club will spend millions on the system under all 18 tees, fairways and greens, with work expected to be completed in time for next winter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is believed the system, more commonly used in sports stadiums for football, will cost up to nine million pounds to install, but club management say members will not be expected to fork out too much.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We have received a grant from the Nordic Golfing Foundation which is keen to understand if the technique can allow all-year golf in the frozen wastes of Norway, Denmark and Sweden."\r\n\r\nHe added that green fees or membership fees may not have to be reviewed as some wealthy members might like to cough up some cash as a donation.\r\n\r\nThe undersoil heating will ensure the course at Tut Hill will be playable in winter when snow and ice traditionally causes problems.\r\n\r\n"Players are frustrated if we use temporary tee boxes or temporary greens, so this will be a great bonus for them.\r\n\r\n"It will mean golf in Suffolk is truly available for 52 weeks of the year."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/suffolk-golf-clubs/">The club</a> will carry out the work on one hole at time between now and November.\r\n\r\nThe course will therefore have just 17 holes available in the meantime, with players being allowed to select which one to play twice.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, a director for Soiled Pipes Sport Ltd, said: "We have to dig up the tees, fairways, greens and everything before laying the network of pipes.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll then cover them up again and hand over to the greenkeeper to try to grow the grass back as quickly as possible.\r\n\r\n"He has expressed some concern about the condition of the greens afterwards, but we\'re confident everything will return to normal."\r\n\r\nThis winter has seen several annoying icy blasts, which has left the region\'s golfers frustrated.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Golf club installs undersoil heating to beat winter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8745-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-02 08:16:35', '2018-04-02 08:16:35', '', 8745, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8745-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8749, 1, '2018-04-04 06:55:48', '2018-04-04 06:55:48', '<strong>Britain\'s oldest school caretaker has been suspended after accidentally dyeing a whole class of young children blue.</strong>\n\nNorman Fletcher, 87, who staff feared had been getting increasingly "doddery", got chemicals for the Little Brimmer Primary School swimming pool mixed up with powdered blue paint.\n\n\n\nFar from making the indoor pool water cleaner, his mistake turned it into a huge paint pot.\n\nAnd when the class of excited eight-year-old kids jumped in for their afternoon swimming lesson, they surfaced looking like a group of startled smurfs.\n\nThey were immediately hauled out of the water, but the colour would not rinse off in the showers.\n\nAs a precaution, the children were taken to the Little Brimmer Medical Centre, where the receptionist annoyed teachers by asking: "Where are you all coming from?"\n\nDoctors said nobody\'s health was at risk, and worried parents were told the paint should fade away by the summer.\n\nA sign at the school gates warns the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">swimming pool</a> will be closed for the foreseeable future.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg" alt="little-brimmer-primary-school" width="499" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2206" /></a>\n\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all like Mr Fletcher. The old boy has been part of school life here for over 60 years, but we feel the work is getting a bit too much for him.\n\n"My daughter thinks it\'s funny being blue, and she\'ll certainly looks a little odd over the Easter holidays, but it could have been worse.\n\n"What if Mr Fletcher had got rat poison mixed up instead of paint? At least the worst of it now is the kids look like smurfs."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/short-back-and-sides-haircut/">Headmaster </a>James Peat said in a statement: "We are taking this very seriously, and Mr Fletcher has been suspended pending further inquiries.\n\n"He has served the school loyally, and we know he loves his job, but at 87 years old it is probably time for him to hang up his mop."\n\nMr Fletcher, who had mistaken the paint for chemicals when he visited Little Brimmer\'s local shop to stock up on school supplies, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-239x300.jpeg" alt="image" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1996" /></a>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elderly school caretaker dyed kids blue', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2205-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-04 06:55:48', '2018-04-04 06:55:48', '', 2205, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2205-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8750, 1, '2018-04-04 06:50:09', '2018-04-04 06:50:09', '<strong>Britain\'s oldest school caretaker has been suspended after accidentally dyeing a whole class of young children blue.</strong>\r\n\r\nNorman Fletcher, 87, who staff feared had been getting increasingly "doddery", got chemicals for the Little Brimmer Primary School swimming pool mixed up with powdered blue paint.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFar from making the indoor pool water cleaner, his mistake turned it into a huge paint pot.\r\n\r\nAnd when the class of excited eight-year-old kids jumped in for their afternoon swimming lesson, they surfaced looking like a group of startled smurfs.\r\n\r\nThey were immediately hauled out of the water, but the colour would not rinse off in the showers.\r\n\r\nAs a precaution, the children were taken to the Little Brimmer Medical Centre, where the receptionist annoyed teachers by asking: "Where are you all coming from?"\r\n\r\nDoctors said nobody\'s health was at risk, and worried parents were told the paint should fade away by the New Year.\r\n\r\nA sign at the school gates warns the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">swimming pool</a> will be closed for the foreseeable future.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg" alt="little-brimmer-primary-school" width="499" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2206" /></a>\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all like Mr Fletcher. The old boy has been part of school life here for over 60 years, but we feel the work is getting a bit too much for him.\r\n\r\n"My daughter thinks it\'s funny being blue, and she\'ll certainly looks a little odd over the Easter holidays, but it could have been worse.\r\n\r\n"What if Mr Fletcher had got rat poison mixed up instead of paint? At least the worst of it now is the kids look like smurfs."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/short-back-and-sides-haircut/">Headmaster </a>James Peat said in a statement: "We are taking this very seriously, and Mr Fletcher has been suspended pending further inquiries.\r\n\r\n"He has served the school loyally, and we know he loves his job, but at 87 years old it is probably time for him to hang up his mop."\r\n\r\nMr Fletcher, who had mistaken the paint for chemicals when he visited Little Brimmer\'s local shop to stock up on school supplies, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-239x300.jpeg" alt="image" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1996" /></a>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elderly school caretaker dyed kids blue', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2205-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-04 06:50:09', '2018-04-04 06:50:09', '', 2205, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2205-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8751, 1, '2018-04-04 06:56:05', '2018-04-04 06:56:05', '<strong>Britain\'s oldest school caretaker has been suspended after accidentally dyeing a whole class of young children blue.</strong>\r\n\r\nNorman Fletcher, 87, who staff feared had been getting increasingly "doddery", got chemicals for the Little Brimmer Primary School swimming pool mixed up with powdered blue paint.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFar from making the indoor pool water cleaner, his mistake turned it into a huge paint pot.\r\n\r\nAnd when the class of excited eight-year-old kids jumped in for their afternoon swimming lesson, they surfaced looking like a group of startled smurfs.\r\n\r\nThey were immediately hauled out of the water, but the colour would not rinse off in the showers.\r\n\r\nAs a precaution, the children were taken to the Little Brimmer Medical Centre, where the receptionist annoyed teachers by asking: "Where are you all coming from?"\r\n\r\nDoctors said nobody\'s health was at risk, and worried parents were told the paint should fade away by the summer.\r\n\r\nA sign at the school gates warns the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">swimming pool</a> will be closed for the foreseeable future.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg" alt="little-brimmer-primary-school" width="499" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2206" /></a>\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all like Mr Fletcher. The old boy has been part of school life here for over 60 years, but we feel the work is getting a bit too much for him.\r\n\r\n"My daughter thinks it\'s funny being blue, and she\'ll certainly looks a little odd over the Easter holidays, but it could have been worse.\r\n\r\n"What if Mr Fletcher had got rat poison mixed up instead of paint? At least the worst of it now is the kids look like smurfs."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/short-back-and-sides-haircut/">Headmaster </a>James Peat said in a statement: "We are taking this very seriously, and Mr Fletcher has been suspended pending further inquiries.\r\n\r\n"He has served the school loyally, and we know he loves his job, but at 87 years old it is probably time for him to hang up his mop."\r\n\r\nMr Fletcher, who had mistaken the paint for chemicals when he visited Little Brimmer\'s local shop to stock up on school supplies, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-239x300.jpeg" alt="image" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1996" /></a>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elderly school caretaker dyed kids blue', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2205-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-04 06:56:05', '2018-04-04 06:56:05', '', 2205, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2205-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8753, 1, '2018-04-09 08:49:02', '2018-04-09 08:49:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg" alt="Ipswich like Venice" width="960" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8754" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich will become the Venice of northern Europe after planners agreed to build a waterway linking the popular Waterfront to the town centre.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe so-called Golden Mile, which links the marina to the town will be dug up and filled with water diverted from the River Orwell.\r\n\r\nThis will create a beautiful new riverside environment more commonly associated with cultural idylls like Venice.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s new waterside paradise will allow customers to visit shops by Gondola and float their shopping home.\r\n\r\n"Now people really will be ale to take a punt at William Hill and moor their barge at River Island," said councillor Lorraine Fisher, 34, excitedly.\r\n\r\n"And Sailmakers will be UK\'s premier waterside shopping centre."\r\n\r\nHowever, residents of Ipswich are already asking about the cost of boat moorings in the town and whether pay-and-display will apply to inflatable dinghies.\r\n\r\nResident Chris Allen said: "I bet they will still charge to moor up your boat after 6pm, and on Sundays. But at least we will no longer see all the discarded chewing gum."\r\n\r\nWork is all already underway on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ipswich-vision-realistic/">redeveloping the Cornhill</a>, and Ipswich Borough Council say the fountains there will work wonderfully alongside the new canal.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We will add a new area which will become a staging post for boats picking up passengers for trips from the town to the waterfront."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the route being dug up would be the top of Princes Street and then down Queen Street, over the crossroads down St Nicholas Street, and then along part of College Street before diverting into the marina close to The Mill development.\r\n\r\nPlanners acknowledge this will play havoc with traffic, but they urge people to be patient.\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added: "We can build bridges over the canal eventually - it seems to work perfectly well in Amsterdam.\r\n\r\n"But we want to be better than Amsterdam, we want to be known as the Venice of the North."\r\n\r\nFunding for the work, which starts this summer, will come from central government. It is thought shops and restaurants along the route will experience a boom in custom once shoppers realise they can float right up to the front door.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ipswich becomes \'Venice of the north\' as new river links waterfront to town', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-venice', '', '', '2018-04-09 09:01:19', '2018-04-09 09:01:19', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8753', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8755, 1, '2018-04-09 08:40:53', '2018-04-09 08:40:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg" alt="Ipswich like Venice" width="960" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8754" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich will become the Venice of northern Europe after planners agreed to build a waterway linking the popular Waterfront to the town centre.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe so-called Golden Mile, which links the marina to the town will be dug up and filled with water diverted from the River Orwell.\r\n\r\nThis will create a beautiful new riverside environment more commonly associated with cultural masterpieces like Venice.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s new waterfront will allow customers to visit shops by Gondola and float their shopping home.\r\n\r\n"Now people really will be ale to take a punt at William Hill and moor their barge at River Island," said councillor Lorraine Fisher, 34, excitedly.\r\n\r\n"And Sailmakers will be UK\'s premier waterside shopping centre".\r\n\r\nHowever residents of Ipswich are already asking about the cost of boat moorings in the town and whether pay-and-display will apply to inflatable dinghies.\r\n\r\nResident Chris Allen said: "I bet they will still charge to moor up your boat after 5pm. But at least we will no longer see all the discarded chewing gum."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWork is all already underway on redeveloping the Cornhill, and Ipswich Borough Council say the fountains there will work wonderfully alongside the new canal.\r\n\r\n"We will add a new area which will become a staging post for boats picking up passengers for trips from the town to the waterfront."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the route being dug up would be the top of Princes Street and then down Queen Street, over the crossroads into St Nicholas Street, and then along part of College Street before diverting into the marina close to the Mill development.\r\n\r\nPlanners acknowledge this will play havoc with traffic, but they urge people to be patient.\r\n\r\nA council spokesman said: "We can build bridges over the canal eventually - it seems to work perfectly well in Amsterdam.\r\n\r\n"But we want to be better than Amsterdam, we want to be known as the Venice of the North."\r\n\r\nFunding for the work, which starts this summer, will come from central government. It is thought shops and restaurants along the route will experience a boom in custom once shoppers realise they can float right up to the front door.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Ipswich becomes \'Venice of the north\' as new river links waterfront to town centre', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8753-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-09 08:40:53', '2018-04-09 08:40:53', '', 8753, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8753-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8756, 1, '2018-04-09 08:49:02', '2018-04-09 08:49:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg" alt="Ipswich like Venice" width="960" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8754" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich will become the Venice of northern Europe after planners agreed to build a waterway linking the popular Waterfront to the town centre.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe so-called Golden Mile, which links the marina to the town will be dug up and filled with water diverted from the River Orwell.\r\n\r\nThis will create a beautiful new riverside environment more commonly associated with cultural idylls like Venice.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s new waterside paradise will allow customers to visit shops by Gondola and float their shopping home.\r\n\r\n"Now people really will be ale to take a punt at William Hill and moor their barge at River Island," said councillor Lorraine Fisher, 34, excitedly.\r\n\r\n"And Sailmakers will be UK\'s premier waterside shopping centre."\r\n\r\nHowever, residents of Ipswich are already asking about the cost of boat moorings in the town and whether pay-and-display will apply to inflatable dinghies.\r\n\r\nResident Chris Allen said: "I bet they will still charge to moor up your boat after 6pm, and on Sundays. But at least we will no longer see all the discarded chewing gum."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWork is all already underway on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ipswich-vision-realistic/">redeveloping the Cornhill</a>, and Ipswich Borough Council say the fountains there will work wonderfully alongside the new canal.\r\n\r\n"We will add a new area which will become a staging post for boats picking up passengers for trips from the town to the waterfront."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the route being dug up would be the top of Princes Street and then down Queen Street, over the crossroads down St Nicholas Street, and then along part of College Street before diverting into the marina close to The Mill development.\r\n\r\nPlanners acknowledge this will play havoc with traffic, but they urge people to be patient.\r\n\r\nA council spokesman said: "We can build bridges over the canal eventually - it seems to work perfectly well in Amsterdam.\r\n\r\n"But we want to be better than Amsterdam, we want to be known as the Venice of the North."\r\n\r\nFunding for the work, which starts this summer, will come from central government. It is thought shops and restaurants along the route will experience a boom in custom once shoppers realise they can float right up to the front door.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ipswich becomes \'Venice of the north\' as new river links waterfront to town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8753-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-09 08:49:02', '2018-04-09 08:49:02', '', 8753, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8753-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8757, 1, '2018-04-09 08:58:28', '2018-04-09 08:58:28', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg" alt="Ipswich like Venice" width="960" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8754" /></a>\n\n<strong>Ipswich will become the Venice of northern Europe after planners agreed to build a waterway linking the popular Waterfront to the town centre.</strong>\n\nThe so-called Golden Mile, which links the marina to the town will be dug up and filled with water diverted from the River Orwell.\n\nThis will create a beautiful new riverside environment more commonly associated with cultural idylls like Venice.\n\n\n\nIpswich\'s new waterside paradise will allow customers to visit shops by Gondola and float their shopping home.\n\n"Now people really will be ale to take a punt at William Hill and moor their barge at River Island," said councillor Lorraine Fisher, 34, excitedly.\n\n"And Sailmakers will be UK\'s premier waterside shopping centre."\n\nHowever, residents of Ipswich are already asking about the cost of boat moorings in the town and whether pay-and-display will apply to inflatable dinghies.\n\nResident Chris Allen said: "I bet they will still charge to moor up your boat after 6pm, and on Sundays. But at least we will no longer see all the discarded chewing gum."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nWork is all already underway on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ipswich-vision-realistic/">redeveloping the Cornhill</a>, and Ipswich Borough Council say the fountains there will work wonderfully alongside the new canal.\n\nA spokesman said: "We will add a new area which will become a staging post for boats picking up passengers for trips from the town to the waterfront."\n\nIt is believed the route being dug up would be the top of Princes Street and then down Queen Street, over the crossroads down St Nicholas Street, and then along part of College Street before diverting into the marina close to The Mill development.\n\nPlanners acknowledge this will play havoc with traffic, but they urge people to be patient.\n\nA council spokesman said: "We can build bridges over the canal eventually - it seems to work perfectly well in Amsterdam.\n\n"But we want to be better than Amsterdam, we want to be known as the Venice of the North."\n\nFunding for the work, which starts this summer, will come from central government. It is thought shops and restaurants along the route will experience a boom in custom once shoppers realise they can float right up to the front door.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ipswich becomes \'Venice of the north\' as new river links waterfront to town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8753-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-09 08:58:28', '2018-04-09 08:58:28', '', 8753, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8753-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8758, 1, '2018-04-09 08:58:53', '2018-04-09 08:58:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg" alt="Ipswich like Venice" width="960" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8754" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich will become the Venice of northern Europe after planners agreed to build a waterway linking the popular Waterfront to the town centre.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe so-called Golden Mile, which links the marina to the town will be dug up and filled with water diverted from the River Orwell.\r\n\r\nThis will create a beautiful new riverside environment more commonly associated with cultural idylls like Venice.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s new waterside paradise will allow customers to visit shops by Gondola and float their shopping home.\r\n\r\n"Now people really will be ale to take a punt at William Hill and moor their barge at River Island," said councillor Lorraine Fisher, 34, excitedly.\r\n\r\n"And Sailmakers will be UK\'s premier waterside shopping centre."\r\n\r\nHowever, residents of Ipswich are already asking about the cost of boat moorings in the town and whether pay-and-display will apply to inflatable dinghies.\r\n\r\nResident Chris Allen said: "I bet they will still charge to moor up your boat after 6pm, and on Sundays. But at least we will no longer see all the discarded chewing gum."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWork is all already underway on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ipswich-vision-realistic/">redeveloping the Cornhill</a>, and Ipswich Borough Council say the fountains there will work wonderfully alongside the new canal.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We will add a new area which will become a staging post for boats picking up passengers for trips from the town to the waterfront."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the route being dug up would be the top of Princes Street and then down Queen Street, over the crossroads down St Nicholas Street, and then along part of College Street before diverting into the marina close to The Mill development.\r\n\r\nPlanners acknowledge this will play havoc with traffic, but they urge people to be patient.\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added: "We can build bridges over the canal eventually - it seems to work perfectly well in Amsterdam.\r\n\r\n"But we want to be better than Amsterdam, we want to be known as the Venice of the North."\r\n\r\nFunding for the work, which starts this summer, will come from central government. It is thought shops and restaurants along the route will experience a boom in custom once shoppers realise they can float right up to the front door.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ipswich becomes \'Venice of the north\' as new river links waterfront to town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8753-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-09 08:58:53', '2018-04-09 08:58:53', '', 8753, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8753-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8759, 1, '2018-04-09 09:01:19', '2018-04-09 09:01:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ipswich-venice.jpg" alt="Ipswich like Venice" width="960" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8754" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich will become the Venice of northern Europe after planners agreed to build a waterway linking the popular Waterfront to the town centre.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe so-called Golden Mile, which links the marina to the town will be dug up and filled with water diverted from the River Orwell.\r\n\r\nThis will create a beautiful new riverside environment more commonly associated with cultural idylls like Venice.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s new waterside paradise will allow customers to visit shops by Gondola and float their shopping home.\r\n\r\n"Now people really will be ale to take a punt at William Hill and moor their barge at River Island," said councillor Lorraine Fisher, 34, excitedly.\r\n\r\n"And Sailmakers will be UK\'s premier waterside shopping centre."\r\n\r\nHowever, residents of Ipswich are already asking about the cost of boat moorings in the town and whether pay-and-display will apply to inflatable dinghies.\r\n\r\nResident Chris Allen said: "I bet they will still charge to moor up your boat after 6pm, and on Sundays. But at least we will no longer see all the discarded chewing gum."\r\n\r\nWork is all already underway on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ipswich-vision-realistic/">redeveloping the Cornhill</a>, and Ipswich Borough Council say the fountains there will work wonderfully alongside the new canal.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We will add a new area which will become a staging post for boats picking up passengers for trips from the town to the waterfront."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the route being dug up would be the top of Princes Street and then down Queen Street, over the crossroads down St Nicholas Street, and then along part of College Street before diverting into the marina close to The Mill development.\r\n\r\nPlanners acknowledge this will play havoc with traffic, but they urge people to be patient.\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added: "We can build bridges over the canal eventually - it seems to work perfectly well in Amsterdam.\r\n\r\n"But we want to be better than Amsterdam, we want to be known as the Venice of the North."\r\n\r\nFunding for the work, which starts this summer, will come from central government. It is thought shops and restaurants along the route will experience a boom in custom once shoppers realise they can float right up to the front door.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ipswich becomes \'Venice of the north\' as new river links waterfront to town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8753-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-09 09:01:19', '2018-04-09 09:01:19', '', 8753, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8753-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8760, 1, '2018-04-11 13:00:32', '2018-04-11 13:00:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg" alt="mick mccarthy" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8739" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Ipswich Town manager Mick McCarthy has wasted no time taking up a new role - as editor of the prestigious Suffolk Gazette newspaper.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe has been told he can keep the job so long as he does not start calling the readers "numbskulls".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"The offer from the Suffolk Gazette management was too good to refuse," said McCarthy, 59, who resigned from Ipswich after the 1-0 victory over Barnsley last night.\r\n\r\n"I\'ll admit to not knowing the first thing about journalism or running a newspaper, but if former Chancellor George Osborne can be made editor of the London Evening Standard, then I can take on the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"The owner has made only one condition - that I do not start calling his readers numbskulls. But let\'s face it, I know what I\'m talking about. That\'s why they\'re readers and I\'m the editor."\r\n\r\nIt is believed McCarthy will bring in a new column entitled <em>Yorkshire Pudding</em>, and will pick up some really cheap journalists - or loan some from another newspaper. \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We look forward to a long and fruitful relationship with Mick McCarthy, who has ingratiated himself with the Suffolk community in recent years.\r\n\r\n"Mick has shown he can run a football club on a shoestring budget, and our newspaper is built on a foundation of pints at The Greyhound and little else.\r\n\r\n"So it should be a match made in heaven."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich Town have begun their search for a new manager.\r\n\r\nWhile <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/steve-mcclaren-ipswich/">Steve McClaren was an early candidate</a>, the owner of the Suffolk Gazette, together with the landlord of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-gazette-moves-corporate-hq/">The Greyhound pub in Ipswich</a> have thrown their hats into the ring as a managerial double act, but are viewed as rank outsiders.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Mick McCarthy named Editor of the Suffolk Gazette', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mick-mccarthy-suffolk-gazette', '', '', '2018-04-11 13:08:44', '2018-04-11 13:08:44', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8760', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8761, 1, '2018-04-11 11:33:41', '2018-04-11 11:33:41', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg" alt="mick mccarthy" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8739" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Ipswich Town manager Mick McCarthy has wasted no time taking up a new role - as editor of the prestigious Suffolk Gazette newspaper.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuper Mick says he has enjoyed his time in Suffolk so much, despite a tricky relationship with local football supporters, that he was keen to stay.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"The offer from the Suffolk Gazette management was too good to refuse," McCarthy, 59, said.\r\n\r\n"I\'ll admit to not knowing the first thing about journalism or running a newspaper, but if former Chancellor George Osborne can be made editor of the London Evening Standard, then I can take on the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"The owner has made only one condition - that I do not start calling his readers numbskulls.\r\n\r\n"He also wants the publication to go on the attack and be unpredictable, so I\'m not now not so sure why he asked me."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We look forward to a long and fruitful relationship with Mick McCarthy, who has ingratiated himself with the Suffolk community.\r\n\r\n"Mick has shown he can run a football club on a shoestring, and our newspaper is built on a foundation of pints at The Greyhound and little else.\r\n\r\n"It should be a match made in heaven." ', 'Mick McCarthy named Editor of the Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8760-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-11 11:33:41', '2018-04-11 11:33:41', '', 8760, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8760-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8762, 1, '2018-04-11 13:00:32', '2018-04-11 13:00:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mick-mccarthy.jpg" alt="mick mccarthy" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8739" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Ipswich Town manager Mick McCarthy has wasted no time taking up a new role - as editor of the prestigious Suffolk Gazette newspaper.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe has been told he can keep the job so long as he does not start calling the readers "numbskulls".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"The offer from the Suffolk Gazette management was too good to refuse," said McCarthy, 59, who resigned from Ipswich after the 1-0 victory over Barnsley last night.\r\n\r\n"I\'ll admit to not knowing the first thing about journalism or running a newspaper, but if former Chancellor George Osborne can be made editor of the London Evening Standard, then I can take on the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"The owner has made only one condition - that I do not start calling his readers numbskulls. But let\'s face it, I know what I\'m talking about. That\'s why they\'re readers and I\'m the editor."\r\n\r\nIt is believed McCarthy will bring in a new column entitled <em>Yorkshire Pudding</em>, and will pick up some really cheap journalists - or loan some from another newspaper. \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We look forward to a long and fruitful relationship with Mick McCarthy, who has ingratiated himself with the Suffolk community in recent years.\r\n\r\n"Mick has shown he can run a football club on a shoestring budget, and our newspaper is built on a foundation of pints at The Greyhound and little else.\r\n\r\n"So it should be a match made in heaven."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich Town have become their search for a new manager.\r\n\r\nWhile <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/steve-mcclaren-ipswich/">Steve McClaren was an early candidate</a>, the owner of the Suffolk Gazette, together with the landlord of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-gazette-moves-corporate-hq/">The Greyhound pub in Ipswich</a> have thrown their hats into the ring as a managerial double act, but are viewed as rank outsiders.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Mick McCarthy named Editor of the Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8760-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-11 13:00:32', '2018-04-11 13:00:32', '', 8760, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8760-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8766, 1, '2018-04-13 08:15:21', '2018-04-13 08:15:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors this week as Britain braces itself for a heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures across the UK soar above 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the south.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 22 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy unless they put on strong sun cream.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heatwave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. I will get <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/sunbed-burnt-willy/">sunburn </a>if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\nShe added that her legs turned a painful pink when she stood next to the cooker last week, so she had to be extra careful.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as heat wave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-13 08:15:21', '2018-04-13 08:15:21', '', 6124, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8770, 1, '2018-04-13 09:00:55', '2018-04-13 09:00:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors this week as Britain braces itself for a heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures across the UK soar above 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the south.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 22 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy unless they put on strong sun cream.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heatwave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. I will get <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/sunbed-burnt-willy/">sunburn </a>if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\nShe added that her legs turned a painful pink when she stood next to the cooker last week, so she had to be extra careful.\r\n\r\nWeatherman Steve Walshe said Britain was looking forward to the first spell of warm weather this year.\r\n\r\n"We\'re half way through April and don\'t appear to have had any spring yet," he complained.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as heat wave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-13 09:00:55', '2018-04-13 09:00:55', '', 6124, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8772, 1, '2018-04-14 10:23:24', '2018-04-14 10:23:24', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/foraging.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/foraging.jpg" alt="Foraging" width="960" height="546" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8773" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk’s famous foraging chef Robin Fields is to join TV’s MasterChef as a judge alongside John Torode And Greg Wallace.</strong>\r\n\r\nProducers thought John and Greg were becoming a little dull and that Robin, 34, who runs Nettles restaurant in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">Aldeburgh</a>, would make an exciting new ingredient for the next series.\r\n\r\nRobin  runs a cookery school at Nettles where cooks are taught plant identification of seaweeds, fruits, nuts....and which mushrooms and toadstools  can kill.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe and his team forage for wild food all around East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut he has warned fans of his books not to copy him as Mother Nature could be wrecked.\r\n\r\n"We plunder woodlands for fungi, acorns and dandelions. Our nettle risotto with acorn <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/doner-kebab-keeps-trapped-man-alive-for-weeks/">kebab </a>served with a lugbait emulsion, is a favourite on our menu.\r\n\r\n"And people love the cuckoo-pint  pannacotta with sorrel foam sitting under a rose-hip jelly drizzle. Our burdock burger flecked with yarrow and wild garlic is going down well.\r\n\r\n"Some of our food tastes like shite but we have the benefit of knowing we paid nothing for ingredients..\r\n\r\n"We did have a problem with a student picking deadly nightshade but you can’t make foraging risk-free.\r\n\r\n"My signature dish is Kentucky Fried Chickweed with eleven secret spices with a side of confit hedgehog legs on a lavender snail pancake."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Trust In Wildlife said: "We wish these foragers would all clear off. They are picking some scarce plants and we’ve had to break up fights over shaggy ink cap mushrooms.\r\n\r\n“They trample the fields with their poxy £75 artisan foraging baskets stuffed with berries. What about the poor old birds?"\r\n\r\nA MasterChef spokesman said: “We look forward to filming with Mr Fields and feel he will bring a fresh look to the shows without poisoning too many viewers.”\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Suffolk\'s foraging king joins MasterChef', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolks-foraging-king-joins-masterchef', '', '', '2018-04-14 10:27:37', '2018-04-14 10:27:37', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8772', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8774, 1, '2018-04-14 10:22:15', '2018-04-14 10:22:15', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/foraging.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/foraging.jpg" alt="Foraging" width="960" height="546" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8773" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk’s famous foraging chef Robin Fields is to join TV’s Masterchef as a judge alongside John Torode And Greg Wallace.</strong>\r\n\r\nProducers thought John and Greg were becoming a little dull and that Robin, 34, who runs Nettles restaurant in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">Aldeburgh</a>, would make an exciting new ingredient for the next series.\r\n\r\nRobin  runs a cookery school at Nettles where cooks are taught plant identification of seaweeds, fruits, nuts....and which mushrooms and toadstools  can kill.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe and his team forage for wild food all around East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut he has warned fans of his books not to copy him as Mother Nature could be wrecked.\r\n\r\n"We plunder woodlands for fungi, acorns and dandelions. Our nettle risotto with acorn <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/doner-kebab-keeps-trapped-man-alive-for-weeks/">kebab </a>served with a lugbait emulsion, is a favourite on our menu.\r\n\r\n"And people love the cuckoo-pint  pannacotta with sorrel foam sitting under a rose-hip jelly drizzle. Our burdock burger flecked with yarrow and wild garlic is going down well.\r\n\r\n"Some of our food tastes like shite but we have the benefit of knowing we paid nothing for ingredients..\r\n\r\n"We did have a problem with a student picking deadly nightshade but you can’t make foraging risk-free.\r\n\r\n"My signature dish is Kentucky Fried Chickweed with eleven secret spices with a side of confit hedgehog legs on a lavender snail pancake."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Trust In Wildlife said: "We wish these foragers would all clear off. They are picking some scarce plants and we’ve had to break up fights over shaggy ink cap mushrooms.\r\n\r\n“They trample the fields with their poxy £75 artisan foraging baskets stuffed with berries. What about the poor old birds?"\r\n\r\nA Masterchef spokesman said: “We look forward to filming with Mr Fields and feel he will bring a fresh look to the shows without poisoning too many viewers.”\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Suffolk\'s foraging king joins Masterchef', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8772-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-14 10:22:15', '2018-04-14 10:22:15', '', 8772, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8772-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8775, 1, '2018-04-14 10:27:11', '2018-04-14 10:27:11', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/foraging.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/foraging.jpg" alt="Foraging" width="960" height="546" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8773" /></a>\n\n<strong>Suffolk’s famous foraging chef Robin Fields is to join TV’s MasterChef as a judge alongside John Torode And Greg Wallace.</strong>\n\nProducers thought John and Greg were becoming a little dull and that Robin, 34, who runs Nettles restaurant in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">Aldeburgh</a>, would make an exciting new ingredient for the next series.\n\nRobin  runs a cookery school at Nettles where cooks are taught plant identification of seaweeds, fruits, nuts....and which mushrooms and toadstools  can kill.\n\n\n\nHe and his team forage for wild food all around East Anglia.\n\nBut he has warned fans of his books not to copy him as Mother Nature could be wrecked.\n\n"We plunder woodlands for fungi, acorns and dandelions. Our nettle risotto with acorn <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/doner-kebab-keeps-trapped-man-alive-for-weeks/">kebab </a>served with a lugbait emulsion, is a favourite on our menu.\n\n"And people love the cuckoo-pint  pannacotta with sorrel foam sitting under a rose-hip jelly drizzle. Our burdock burger flecked with yarrow and wild garlic is going down well.\n\n"Some of our food tastes like shite but we have the benefit of knowing we paid nothing for ingredients..\n\n"We did have a problem with a student picking deadly nightshade but you can’t make foraging risk-free.\n\n"My signature dish is Kentucky Fried Chickweed with eleven secret spices with a side of confit hedgehog legs on a lavender snail pancake."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSuffolk Trust In Wildlife said: "We wish these foragers would all clear off. They are picking some scarce plants and we’ve had to break up fights over shaggy ink cap mushrooms.\n\n“They trample the fields with their poxy £75 artisan foraging baskets stuffed with berries. What about the poor old birds?"\n\nA Masterchef spokesman said: “We look forward to filming with Mr Fields and feel he will bring a fresh look to the shows without poisoning too many viewers.”\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\n', 'Suffolk\'s foraging king joins MasterChef', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8772-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-14 10:27:11', '2018-04-14 10:27:11', '', 8772, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8772-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8776, 1, '2018-04-14 10:27:37', '2018-04-14 10:27:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/foraging.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/foraging.jpg" alt="Foraging" width="960" height="546" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8773" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk’s famous foraging chef Robin Fields is to join TV’s MasterChef as a judge alongside John Torode And Greg Wallace.</strong>\r\n\r\nProducers thought John and Greg were becoming a little dull and that Robin, 34, who runs Nettles restaurant in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">Aldeburgh</a>, would make an exciting new ingredient for the next series.\r\n\r\nRobin  runs a cookery school at Nettles where cooks are taught plant identification of seaweeds, fruits, nuts....and which mushrooms and toadstools  can kill.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe and his team forage for wild food all around East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut he has warned fans of his books not to copy him as Mother Nature could be wrecked.\r\n\r\n"We plunder woodlands for fungi, acorns and dandelions. Our nettle risotto with acorn <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/doner-kebab-keeps-trapped-man-alive-for-weeks/">kebab </a>served with a lugbait emulsion, is a favourite on our menu.\r\n\r\n"And people love the cuckoo-pint  pannacotta with sorrel foam sitting under a rose-hip jelly drizzle. Our burdock burger flecked with yarrow and wild garlic is going down well.\r\n\r\n"Some of our food tastes like shite but we have the benefit of knowing we paid nothing for ingredients..\r\n\r\n"We did have a problem with a student picking deadly nightshade but you can’t make foraging risk-free.\r\n\r\n"My signature dish is Kentucky Fried Chickweed with eleven secret spices with a side of confit hedgehog legs on a lavender snail pancake."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Trust In Wildlife said: "We wish these foragers would all clear off. They are picking some scarce plants and we’ve had to break up fights over shaggy ink cap mushrooms.\r\n\r\n“They trample the fields with their poxy £75 artisan foraging baskets stuffed with berries. What about the poor old birds?"\r\n\r\nA MasterChef spokesman said: “We look forward to filming with Mr Fields and feel he will bring a fresh look to the shows without poisoning too many viewers.”\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Suffolk\'s foraging king joins MasterChef', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8772-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-14 10:27:37', '2018-04-14 10:27:37', '', 8772, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8772-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8777, 1, '2018-04-16 12:12:55', '2018-04-16 12:12:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/travelodge.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/travelodge.jpg" alt="small travelodge" width="708" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8778" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world\'s smallest Travelodge is being built in Suffolk, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nWith just six bedrooms, the tiny hotel will provide basic overnight accommodation for visitors just outside Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe ground floor will contain the reception area and a desk for a toaster and coffee machine, while the six bedrooms will be squeezed into three tiny floors above.\r\n\r\nAn insider at the popular bargain hotel chain said: "We like to keep costs as low as possible for our guests.\r\n\r\n"In the case of our new Bury St Edmunds hotel in Suffolk we decided to keep things as minimalist as possible.\r\n\r\n"There will be no fancy extras, and we are testing a whole new hotel accommodation model by building the site with just six bedrooms, each with a tiny shower and loo.\r\n\r\n"If we cannot achieve something approaching 100 per cent occupancy rates here then we may as well pack it all in and go home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, some <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">holidaymakers in Suffolk</a> are questioning how good the new Travelodge will be.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who stays regularly in Bury St Edmunds hotels, said: "I have heard of boutique hotels, but this new offering seems to be taking small to the extreme.\r\n\r\n"They say it will be the world\'s smallest Travelodge, but it could actually be the world\'s smallest hotel, full stop!"\r\n\r\nBury St Edmunds is also home to Britain\'s smallest pub, The Nutshell - while nearby Newmarket, home to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/striped-horse/">flat racing</a>, has some of the world\'s smallest people. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'World\'s smallest Travelodge comes to Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-travelodge', '', '', '2018-04-18 08:54:29', '2018-04-18 08:54:29', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8777', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8779, 1, '2018-04-16 12:11:46', '2018-04-16 12:11:46', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/travelodge.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/travelodge.jpg" alt="small travelodge" width="708" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8778" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world\'s smallest Travelodge is being built in Suffolk, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nWith just six bedrooms, the tiny hotel will provide basic overnight accommodation for visitors just outside Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe ground floor will contain the reception area and a desk for a toaster and coffee machine, while the six bedrooms will be squeezed into three tiny floors above.\r\n\r\nAn insider at the popular bargain hotel chain said: "We like to keep costs as low as possible for our guests.\r\n\r\n"In the case of our new Bury St Edmunds hotel in Suffolk we decided to keep things as minimalist as possible.\r\n\r\n"There will be no fancy extras, and we are testing a whole new hotel accommodation model by building the site with just six bedrooms, each with a tiny shower and loo.\r\n\r\n"If we cannot achieve something approaching 100 per cent occupancy rates here then we may as well pack it all in and go home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, some holidaymakers are questioning how good the new Travelodge will be.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who stays regularly in Bury St Edmunds hotels, said: "I have heard of boutique hotels, but this new offering seems to be taking small to the extreme.\r\n\r\n"They say it will be the world\'s smallest Travelodge, but it could actually be the world\'s smallest hotel, full stop!"\r\n\r\nBury St Edmunds is also home to Britain\'s smallest pub, The Nutshell - while nearby Newmarket, home to flat racing, has some of the world\'s smallest people. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'World\'s smallest Travelodge comes to Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8777-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-16 12:11:46', '2018-04-16 12:11:46', '', 8777, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8777-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8780, 1, '2018-04-16 12:23:35', '2018-04-16 12:23:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/travelodge.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/travelodge.jpg" alt="small travelodge" width="708" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8778" /></a>\n\n<strong>The world\'s smallest Travelodge is being built in Suffolk, it has been confirmed.</strong>\n\nWith just six bedrooms, the tiny hotel will provide basic overnight accommodation for visitors just outside Bury St Edmunds.\n\n\n\nThe ground floor will contain the reception area and a desk for a toaster and coffee machine, while the six bedrooms will be squeezed into three tiny floors above.\n\nAn insider at the popular bargain hotel chain said: "We like to keep costs as low as possible for our guests.\n\n"In the case of our new Bury St Edmunds hotel in Suffolk we decided to keep things as minimalist as possible.\n\n"There will be no fancy extras, and we are testing a whole new hotel accommodation model by building the site with just six bedrooms, each with a tiny shower and loo.\n\n"If we cannot achieve something approaching 100 per cent occupancy rates here then we may as well pack it all in and go home."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHowever, some holidaymakers iare questioning how good the new Travelodge will be.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who stays regularly in Bury St Edmunds hotels, said: "I have heard of boutique hotels, but this new offering seems to be taking small to the extreme.\n\n"They say it will be the world\'s smallest Travelodge, but it could actually be the world\'s smallest hotel, full stop!"\n\nBury St Edmunds is also home to Britain\'s smallest pub, The Nutshell - while nearby Newmarket, home to flat racing, has some of the world\'s smallest people. \n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'World\'s smallest Travelodge comes to Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8777-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-16 12:23:35', '2018-04-16 12:23:35', '', 8777, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8777-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8781, 1, '2018-04-16 12:24:31', '2018-04-16 12:24:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/travelodge.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/travelodge.jpg" alt="small travelodge" width="708" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8778" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world\'s smallest Travelodge is being built in Suffolk, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nWith just six bedrooms, the tiny hotel will provide basic overnight accommodation for visitors just outside Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe ground floor will contain the reception area and a desk for a toaster and coffee machine, while the six bedrooms will be squeezed into three tiny floors above.\r\n\r\nAn insider at the popular bargain hotel chain said: "We like to keep costs as low as possible for our guests.\r\n\r\n"In the case of our new Bury St Edmunds hotel in Suffolk we decided to keep things as minimalist as possible.\r\n\r\n"There will be no fancy extras, and we are testing a whole new hotel accommodation model by building the site with just six bedrooms, each with a tiny shower and loo.\r\n\r\n"If we cannot achieve something approaching 100 per cent occupancy rates here then we may as well pack it all in and go home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, some <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">holidaymakers in Suffolk</a> are questioning how good the new Travelodge will be.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who stays regularly in Bury St Edmunds hotels, said: "I have heard of boutique hotels, but this new offering seems to be taking small to the extreme.\r\n\r\n"They say it will be the world\'s smallest Travelodge, but it could actually be the world\'s smallest hotel, full stop!"\r\n\r\nBury St Edmunds is also home to Britain\'s smallest pub, The Nutshell - while nearby Newmarket, home to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/striped-horse/">flat racing</a>, has some of the world\'s smallest people. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'World\'s smallest Travelodge comes to Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8777-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-16 12:24:31', '2018-04-16 12:24:31', '', 8777, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8777-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8782, 1, '2018-04-16 15:40:29', '2018-04-16 15:40:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ant-mcpartlin-e1523892964706.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ant-mcpartlin-e1523892964706.jpg" alt="Ant McPartlin Top Gear" width="650" height="434" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8783" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Top television presenter Ant McPartlin is being lined up to co-present the BBC\'s flagship Top Gear show.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe balding half of Ant and Dec, who was today fined a record £86,000 after admitting crashing his car while drink-driving, is seen as a safe pair of hands for the popular motoring show.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMcPartlin, 42, will not appear on ITV for the foreseeable future after television execs agreed to suspend Ant and Dec\'s Saturday Night Takeaway.\r\n\r\nBut now he is expected to appear on Top Gear alongside the show\'s regular presenters such as Matt LeBlanc.\r\n\r\nShow insiders say the move is an excellent initiative, except for the fact that McPartlin cannot drive.\r\n\r\nAs well as the £86,000 fine, Wimbledon Magistrates Court today banned him from driving for 20 months.\r\n\r\n"It\'s hard to see what McPartlin will bring to Top Gear," said viewer Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"If he is not allowed to drive, then what is he there for, aside from making some rather unfunny asides and jokes?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe court heard today that McPartlin was found to be more than twice over the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/age-partnership/">drink-drive limit</a> after smashing his Mini into another car on a road in Richmond at 3.50pm on March 18.\r\n\r\nIt is being suggested that Top Gear needs a reboot after original favourite presenter Jeremy Clarkson left the show in unfortunate circumstances.\r\n\r\nA pal of Clarkson\'s said: "He left after alleged ill-treatment of a member of the crew, so I\'m not sure why a drink-driver would be welcome on Top Gear."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ant McPartlin lined up to present Top Gear', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ant-mcpartlin-top-gear', '', '', '2018-04-16 15:40:29', '2018-04-16 15:40:29', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8782', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8784, 1, '2018-04-16 15:38:07', '2018-04-16 15:38:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ant-mcpartlin-e1523892964706.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ant-mcpartlin-e1523892964706.jpg" alt="Ant McPartlin Top Gear" width="650" height="434" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8783" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Top television presenter Ant McPartlin is being lined up to co-present the BBC\'s flagship Top Gear show.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe balding half of Ant and Dec, who was today fined a record £86,000 after admitting drink-driving, is seen as a safe pair of hands for the popular motoring show.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMcPartlin, 42, will not appear on ITV for the foreseeable future after television execs agreed to suspend Ant and Dec\'s Saturday Night Takeaway.\r\n\r\nBut now he is expected to appear on Top Gear alongside the show\'s regular presenters such as Matt LeBlanc.\r\n\r\nShow insiders say the move is an excellent initiative, except for the fact that McPartlin cannot drive.\r\n\r\nAs well as the £86,000 fine, Wimbledon Magistrates Court today banned him from driving for 20 months.\r\n\r\n"It\'s hard to see what McPartlin will bring to Top Gear," said viewer Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"If he is not allowed to drive, then what is he there for, aside from making some rather unfunny asides and jokes?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe court heard today that McPartlin was found to be more than twice over the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/age-partnership/">drink-drive limit</a> after smashing his Mini into another car on a south London road at 3.50pm on March 18.\r\n\r\nIt is being suggested that Top Gear needs a reboot after original favourite presenter Jeremy Clarkson left the show in unfortunate circumstances.\r\n\r\nA pal of Clarkson\'s said: "He left after alleged ill-treatment of a member of the crew, so I\'m not sure why a a drink-driver would be welcome on Top Gear."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ant McPartlin lined up to present Top Gear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8782-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-16 15:38:07', '2018-04-16 15:38:07', '', 8782, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8782-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8785, 1, '2018-04-16 15:40:29', '2018-04-16 15:40:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ant-mcpartlin-e1523892964706.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ant-mcpartlin-e1523892964706.jpg" alt="Ant McPartlin Top Gear" width="650" height="434" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8783" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Top television presenter Ant McPartlin is being lined up to co-present the BBC\'s flagship Top Gear show.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe balding half of Ant and Dec, who was today fined a record £86,000 after admitting crashing his car while drink-driving, is seen as a safe pair of hands for the popular motoring show.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMcPartlin, 42, will not appear on ITV for the foreseeable future after television execs agreed to suspend Ant and Dec\'s Saturday Night Takeaway.\r\n\r\nBut now he is expected to appear on Top Gear alongside the show\'s regular presenters such as Matt LeBlanc.\r\n\r\nShow insiders say the move is an excellent initiative, except for the fact that McPartlin cannot drive.\r\n\r\nAs well as the £86,000 fine, Wimbledon Magistrates Court today banned him from driving for 20 months.\r\n\r\n"It\'s hard to see what McPartlin will bring to Top Gear," said viewer Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"If he is not allowed to drive, then what is he there for, aside from making some rather unfunny asides and jokes?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe court heard today that McPartlin was found to be more than twice over the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/age-partnership/">drink-drive limit</a> after smashing his Mini into another car on a road in Richmond at 3.50pm on March 18.\r\n\r\nIt is being suggested that Top Gear needs a reboot after original favourite presenter Jeremy Clarkson left the show in unfortunate circumstances.\r\n\r\nA pal of Clarkson\'s said: "He left after alleged ill-treatment of a member of the crew, so I\'m not sure why a drink-driver would be welcome on Top Gear."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ant McPartlin lined up to present Top Gear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8782-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-16 15:40:29', '2018-04-16 15:40:29', '', 8782, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8782-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8786, 1, '2018-04-18 07:29:23', '2018-04-18 07:29:23', 'The Suffolk Gazette welcomes your stories, comments and feedback. Stories (nothing libelous, abusive, racist, sexist, generally offensive etc) must be remotely funny and not get us into trouble.\r\n\r\nPlease use this form to submit your story idea, general comment or threats of violence if you happen to be from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nOr you can <a href="mailto:editor@suffolkgazette.com">Contact us by email here</a>\r\n\r\n[wpdevart_forms id=1]\r\n', 'Contact us', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '65-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-18 07:29:23', '2018-04-18 07:29:23', '', 65, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/65-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8787, 1, '2018-04-18 07:30:29', '2018-04-18 07:30:29', 'You couldn\'t make it up. Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories, and our tales explode across social media and get repeated by gullible mainstream media, including Sky News and national newspapers.\r\n\r\nJoin our vibrant Facebook page for updates and ensuing hilarity whenever someone comments after believing something we have written. Just click the Like button below.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? Use the contact form on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us page</a> and send in an idea - and if we like it, we\'ll get back to you or develop it ourselves, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense!\r\n\r\nWant to just buy me a beer? Then head to the appropriately-named <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Me a Beer page</a>. The Suffolk Gazette is actually a one-man band, so beers help not just with creativity, but also to pay the tech bills. \r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor/Founder/Chief Mischief Maker: Simon Young, contact at editor@suffolkgazette.com (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nGardening Writer: Anita Bush - see her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/lady-garden/">In My Lady Garden column</a>\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nNorfolk Reporter: Ian Bred\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Pint\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nAngling Correspondent: Courtney Pike\r\n\r\nCycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\nAldeburgh Reporter: Peter Grimes\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-18 07:30:29', '2018-04-18 07:30:29', '', 2, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8788, 1, '2018-04-18 08:40:17', '2018-04-18 08:40:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg" alt="Audi style coffee in Waitrose" width="719" height="509" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8789" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Posh yummy mummies can now get their free Waitrose coffee emblazoned with the logo of their Audi car.</strong>\r\n\r\nExecutives at the middle class supermarket spotted the easy way to appeal to their snobby customers\' vanity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWaitrose stores across the country offer free coffees for shoppers, who are clearly so important and busy that they have to multi-task during the weekly shop.\r\n\r\nNow bosses say sticking the four-ringed Audi car logo on top of the coffee leaves shoppers beaming with pride.\r\n\r\nNearly <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-audi/">every car in the Waitrose car park is an Audi</a>, with every driver trying to park their pride and joy in a space as close to the store entrance as possible.\r\n\r\nThen, after paying up with their gold credit cards at the till, they tell miserable child Tarquin or Cordelia loudly, so everyone within twenty feet can hear: "Come on, daaahling, let\'s get all of this loaded in the <strong>AUDI</strong>."\r\n\r\nA Waitrose executive said: "Our middle-class customers love their middle-class Audis. We already serve them free middle-class coffee while they shop, so it makes sense to add the Audi logo on top.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t appear to drink the coffee anymore, however, but instead simply walk around with it so everyone can see they have an Audi coffee."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShopping expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said that although <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/yummy-mummies/">yummy mummies love coffee</a>, she did not expect the coffee stunt to catch on with other stores.\r\n\r\n"I cannot imagine <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">Lidl</a> or Aldi giving out free coffee with the Vauxhall logo on, or maybe an image of a police car.\r\n\r\n"But my sources tell me B&M are looking at putting a mobility scooter design on their coffee."\r\n\r\n * * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Waitrose puts Audi logo on posh customers\' free coffee', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'waitrose-audi-coffee', '', '', '2018-04-18 08:46:49', '2018-04-18 08:46:49', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8788', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8790, 1, '2018-04-18 08:39:32', '2018-04-18 08:39:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg" alt="Audi style coffee in Waitrose" width="719" height="509" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8789" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Posh yummy mummies can now get their free Waitrose coffee emblazoned with the logo of their Audi car.</strong>\r\n\r\nExecutives at the middle class supermarket spotted the easy way to appeal to their snobby customers\' vanity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWaitrose stores across the country offer free coffees for shoppers, who are clearly so important and busy that they have to multi-task during the weekly shop.\r\n\r\nNow bosses say sticking the Audi car logo on top of the coffee leaves shoppers beaming with pride.\r\n\r\nNearly <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-audi/">every car in the Waitrose car park is an Audi</a>, with every driver trying to park their pride and joy in a space as close to the store entrance as possible.\r\n\r\nThen, after paying up with their gold credit cards at the till, they tell miserable child Tarquin or Cordelia loudly, so every around can hear: "Come on, daaahling, let\'s get all of this loaded in the <strong>AUDI</strong>."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-b]\r\n\r\nA Waitrose executive said: "Our middle-class customers love their middle-class Audis. We already serve them free middle-class coffee while they shop, so it makes sense to add the Audi logo on top.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t appear to drink the coffee anymore, however, but instead simply walk around with it so everyone can see they have an Audi coffee."\r\n\r\nShopping expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said that although <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/yummy-mummies/">yummy mummies love coffee</a>, she did not expect the coffee stunt to catch on with other stores.\r\n\r\n"I cannot imagine <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">Lidl</a> or Aldi giving out free coffee with the Vauxhall logo on, or maybe an image of a police car.\r\n\r\n"But my sources tell me B&M are looking at putting a mobility scooter design on their coffee."\r\n\r\n * * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Waitrose puts Audi logo on posh customer\'s free coffee', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8788-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-18 08:39:32', '2018-04-18 08:39:32', '', 8788, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8788-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8791, 1, '2018-04-18 08:46:35', '2018-04-18 08:46:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg" alt="Audi style coffee in Waitrose" width="719" height="509" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8789" /></a>\n\n<strong>Posh yummy mummies can now get their free Waitrose coffee emblazoned with the logo of their Audi car.</strong>\n\nExecutives at the middle class supermarket spotted the easy way to appeal to their snobby customers\' vanity.\n\n\n\nWaitrose stores across the country offer free coffees for shoppers, who are clearly so important and busy that they have to multi-task during the weekly shop.\n\nNow bosses say sticking the four-ringed Audi car logo on top of the coffee leaves shoppers beaming with pride.\n\nNearly <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-audi/">every car in the Waitrose car park is an Audi</a>, with every driver trying to park their pride and joy in a space as close to the store entrance as possible.\n\nThen, after paying up with their gold credit cards at the till, they tell miserable child Tarquin or Cordelia loudly, so everyone within twenty feet can hear: "Come on, daaahling, let\'s get all of this loaded in the <strong>AUDI</strong>."\n\nA Waitrose executive said: "Our middle-class customers love their middle-class Audis. We already serve them free middle-class coffee while they shop, so it makes sense to add the Audi logo on top.\n\n"They don\'t appear to drink the coffee anymore, however, but instead simply walk around with it so everyone can see they have an Audi coffee."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nShopping expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said that although <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/yummy-mummies/">yummy mummies love coffee</a>, she did not expect the coffee stunt to catch on with other stores.\n\n"I cannot imagine <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">Lidl</a> or Aldi giving out free coffee with the Vauxhall logo on, or maybe an image of a police car.\n\n"But my sources tell me B&M are looking at putting a mobility scooter design on their coffee."\n\n * * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Waitrose puts Audi logo on posh customers\' free coffee', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8788-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-18 08:46:35', '2018-04-18 08:46:35', '', 8788, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8788-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8792, 1, '2018-04-18 08:42:01', '2018-04-18 08:42:01', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg" alt="Audi style coffee in Waitrose" width="719" height="509" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8789" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Posh yummy mummies can now get their free Waitrose coffee emblazoned with the logo of their Audi car.</strong>\r\n\r\nExecutives at the middle class supermarket spotted the easy way to appeal to their snobby customers\' vanity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWaitrose stores across the country offer free coffees for shoppers, who are clearly so important and busy that they have to multi-task during the weekly shop.\r\n\r\nNow bosses say sticking the four-ringed Audi car logo on top of the coffee leaves shoppers beaming with pride.\r\n\r\nNearly <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-audi/">every car in the Waitrose car park is an Audi</a>, with every driver trying to park their pride and joy in a space as close to the store entrance as possible.\r\n\r\nThen, after paying up with their gold credit cards at the till, they tell miserable child Tarquin or Cordelia loudly, so every around can hear: "Come on, daaahling, let\'s get all of this loaded in the <strong>AUDI</strong>."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Waitrose executive said: "Our middle-class customers love their middle-class Audis. We already serve them free middle-class coffee while they shop, so it makes sense to add the Audi logo on top.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t appear to drink the coffee anymore, however, but instead simply walk around with it so everyone can see they have an Audi coffee."\r\n\r\nShopping expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said that although <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/yummy-mummies/">yummy mummies love coffee</a>, she did not expect the coffee stunt to catch on with other stores.\r\n\r\n"I cannot imagine <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">Lidl</a> or Aldi giving out free coffee with the Vauxhall logo on, or maybe an image of a police car.\r\n\r\n"But my sources tell me B&M are looking at putting a mobility scooter design on their coffee."\r\n\r\n * * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Waitrose puts Audi logo on posh customer\'s free coffee', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8788-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-18 08:42:01', '2018-04-18 08:42:01', '', 8788, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8788-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
