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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4159, 1, '2016-07-27 12:56:18', '2016-07-27 12:56:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA couple were arrested after being caught romping naked in a farmer\'s slurry pit.</b>\r\n\r\nDog walkers using a footpath at the farm near Framlingham spotted the filthy pair and called the cops.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers found the lovers in a "heightened state of excitement" and oblivious to anything else around them.\r\n\r\nWhen quizzed, they revealed they had a fetish for farmyard smells and had often stripped off to make love in the slurry pit without the farmer\'s knowledge.\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "Because their actions were in sight of a footpath, they were told they were outraging public decency.\r\n\r\n"However, they were extremely embarrassed and apologetic and were not charged after agreeing to keep away from the farm in future."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg" alt="slurry love" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4158" /></a><i>You can\'t slurry love, no you just have to wait (until you get home)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDave Barrett-Hughes, a psychology lecturer at Suffolk University, said: "People can have fetishes about the strangest things. An urge to make love in what most of us would call a strange place is more common than you may think.\r\n\r\n"However, I have not heard of a slurry fetish before. If anything, you risk falling ill."  \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'You can\'t slurry love', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4157-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 12:56:18', '2016-07-27 12:56:18', '', 4157, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4157-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4160, 1, '2016-07-27 12:57:51', '2016-07-27 12:57:51', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA couple were arrested after being caught romping naked in a farmer\'s slurry pit.</b>\r\n\r\nDog walkers using a footpath at the farm near Framlingham spotted the filthy pair and called the cops.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOfficers found the lovers in a "heightened state of excitement" and oblivious to anything else around them.\r\n\r\nWhen quizzed, they revealed they had a fetish for farmyard smells and had often stripped off to make love in the slurry pit without the farmer\'s knowledge.\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "Because their actions were in sight of a footpath, they were told they were outraging public decency.\r\n\r\n"However, they were extremely embarrassed and apologetic and were not charged after agreeing to keep away from the farm in future."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg" alt="slurry love" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4158" /></a><i>You can\'t slurry love, no you just have to wait (until you get home)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDave Barrett-Hughes, a psychology lecturer at Suffolk University, said: "People can have fetishes about the strangest things. An urge to make love in what most of us would call a strange place is more common than you may think.\r\n\r\n"However, I have not heard of a slurry fetish before. If anything, you risk falling ill."  \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'You can\'t slurry love', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4157-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 12:57:51', '2016-07-27 12:57:51', '', 4157, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4157-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4161, 1, '2016-07-27 13:04:12', '2016-07-27 13:04:12', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nA couple were arrested after being caught romping naked in a farmer\'s slurry pit.</b>\n\nDog walkers using a footpath at the farm near Framlingham spotted the filthy pair and called the cops.\n\n\n<br>\nOfficers found the lovers, named loc in a "heightened state of excitement" and oblivious to anything else around them.\n\nWhen quizzed, they revealed they had a fetish for farmyard smells and had often stripped off to make love in the slurry pit without the farmer\'s knowledge.\n\nA police insider said: "Because their actions were in sight of a footpath, they were told they were outraging public decency.\n\n"However, they were extremely embarrassed and apologetic and were not charged after agreeing to keep away from the farm in future."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg" alt="slurry love" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4158" /></a><i>You can\'t slurry love, no you just have to wait (until you get home)</center></i><br><br>\n\nDave Barrett-Hughes, a psychology lecturer at Suffolk University, said: "People can have fetishes about the strangest things. An urge to make love in what most of us would call a strange place is more common than you may think.\n\n"However, I have not heard of a slurry fetish before. If anything, you risk falling ill."  \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'You can\'t slurry love', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4157-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 13:04:12', '2016-07-27 13:04:12', '', 4157, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4157-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4162, 1, '2016-07-27 13:04:50', '2016-07-27 13:04:50', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA couple were arrested after being caught romping naked in a farmer\'s slurry pit.</b>\r\n\r\nDog walkers using a footpath at the farm near Framlingham spotted the filthy pair and called the cops.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOfficers found the lovers, named locally as Phil Collins and Mary-Beth Spuckler, in a "heightened state of excitement" and oblivious to anything else around them.\r\n\r\nWhen quizzed, they revealed they had a fetish for farmyard smells and had often stripped off to make love in the slurry pit without the farmer\'s knowledge.\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "Because their actions were in sight of a footpath, they were told they were outraging public decency.\r\n\r\n"However, they were extremely embarrassed and apologetic and were not charged after agreeing to keep away from the farm in future."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg" alt="slurry love" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4158" /></a><i>You can\'t slurry love, no you just have to wait (until you get home)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDave Barrett-Hughes, a psychology lecturer at Suffolk University, said: "People can have fetishes about the strangest things. An urge to make love in what most of us would call a strange place is more common than you may think.\r\n\r\n"However, I have not heard of a slurry fetish before. If anything, you risk falling ill."  \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'You can\'t slurry love', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4157-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 13:04:50', '2016-07-27 13:04:50', '', 4157, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4157-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4166, 1, '2016-07-30 08:39:37', '2016-07-30 08:39:37', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>At the height of the summer there is probably nothing better than showing the world your whopping big pear. But mine just didn\'t grow. Look it\'s pathetic. The whole tree was full of foliage but  didn\'t bear fruit. It is unpearably sad for me.</b>\r\n\r\nOne theory is that it rained heavily during blossom time, putting the bees off pollinating. Lazy little bees. Have they forgotten their core values? They\'ll be asking for tiny umbrellas next.\r\nI have plenty of bees in the garden now, slurping and burping on my fragrant thyme flowers. Talk about pear-weather friends! I just hope you all have better luck in your lady gardens.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/small-pair.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/small-pair.png" alt="small pear" width="601" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4167" /></a><i>Nobody wants to get their hands on my small pear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWith the children off school you may need to focus on what you actually want from your garden. Do you want a stylish showpiece from Country Living to make the neighbours jealous? A place to barbecue lumps of meat to a cinder while knocking back wine? Or a mini play park?\r\n\r\nAnd how much effort do you expect to put in, weeding, mowing and watering?\r\n\r\nThere is little point growing delicate orchids if you have children kicking each other\'s balls.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd if you are going to regularly hit the falling-down juice, it makes sense to have something soft like a lawn to land on.\r\n\r\nI always advise would-be gardeners to make a list of their needs and desires before planning a garden willy-nilly.\r\n\r\nWe like to drink and sunbathe so I was interested to see the current celeb craze for pool parties and ordered a plastic splashing whale (see photo) in my attempt to keep up with the sophisticated Hollywood types like Kim Kardashian. My pool is only a few feet wide so her arse wouldn\'t fit and neither will mine, but I can dabble my feet in while sipping my rum punch in my fold-up chair.\r\n\r\nMy old man already has a flowery Hawaiian shirt so I just need to get us some bling, shades and download some P Diddly-Squat vibes. Then we can invite friends and neighbours and get the sausages out.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/whale-splash-pool-e1469867272896.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/whale-splash-pool-e1469867272896.jpg" alt="whale splash pool" width="500" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4168" /></a><i>We\'re going to have a whale of a time in our pool</i></center><br><br> \r\n\r\nI invented a game for the kids, to encourage healthy eating and use up some allotment crops. It\'s called Kale Or No Kale. They each have a lunchbox to open. Most boxes contain a Mars Bar, crisps and salted peanuts. But one box is full of trendy raw kale (brassica bollockus). The contestants can ring the Banker who may offer them something worse, like more kale.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/deal-or-no-deal-e1469868308643.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/deal-or-no-deal-e1469868308643.jpg" alt="deal or no deal" width="500" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4172" /></a><i>Eating Kale is more appealing than Noel Edmonds</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I\'ve been harvesting beans. We grew purple beans, green beans and white beans. My sister told me a trick to get wilted raw runner beans turgid again. You simply suddenly plunge your specimens  into a bowl of iced water and they go stiff. No wonder her husband looks so pleased with himself. You can do it with radishes, spring onions and courgettes, all of which are thriving this month.\r\n\r\nDespite it being the height of summer, it is time to start wishing your life away. The garden centres are already sending out the Autumn planting catalogues, full of bulbs, roses and spring blossoming shrubs.\r\n\r\nThis means they\'ll be trying to get shot of the late summer stock, so dive in and get a few bargains on your way to buying Adnams and barbecue bits. I got some artemisia, dahlias and coneflowers from the cheapskate section. I don\'t even know what artemisia is... it sounds like something forgetful painters get after a night on the Pissaro.\r\n\r\nAnyway, as long as it matures better than my pear tree I couldn\'t give a fig.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Shove  in some ready-growing leek plants, to ensure your cock-a-leekie soup ingredients. You can freeze them if you are lucky enough to get a glut.\r\n* Collect seed from flower heads and pop in labelled envelopes. You will never remember where to find them when it comes to planting time and will end up buying some but at least you will feel like a hipster.\r\n* Buy a football and goal from Argos to stop little boys bothering you when you\'re knocking back a pint. Or compete with them and don\'t let them win.\r\n\r\n<b>Now the answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Tony from Tattingstone: You think your plums are small. Take another look at my pear and see why I should care.\r\n* Therese M from Westminster: Well, it looks like you\'re surrounded by vegetables. Keep piling the manure on them.\r\n* Doris from Ipswich Docks: With the humid climate, algae can flourish. It\'s time to clean that butt of yours and start afresh.\r\n\r\nHave a great week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'I\'m so sad about my small pear', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'small-pear', '', '', '2016-08-01 07:49:53', '2016-08-01 07:49:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4166', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4168, 1, '2016-07-30 08:27:16', '2016-07-30 08:27:16', 'Whale splash pool', 'whale-splash-pool', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'whale-splash-pool', '', '', '2016-07-30 08:28:16', '2016-07-30 08:28:16', '', 4166, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/whale-splash-pool.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4169, 1, '2016-07-30 08:35:36', '2016-07-30 08:35:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>At the height of the summer there is probably nothing better than showing the world your whopping big pear. But mine just didn\'t grow. Look it\'s pathetic. The whole tree was full of foliage but  didn\'t bear fruit. It is unpearably sad for me.\r\n\r\nOne theory is that it rained heavily during blossom time, putting the bees off pollinating. Lazy little bees. Have they forgotten their core values? They\'ll be asking for tiny umbrellas next.\r\nI have plenty of bees in the garden now, slurping and burping on my fragrant thyme flowers. Talk about pear-weather friends! I just hope you all have better luck in your lady gardens.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/small-pair.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/small-pair.png" alt="small pear" width="601" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4167" /></a><i>Nobody wants to get their hands on my small pear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWith the children off school you may need to focus on what you actually want from your garden. Do you want a stylish showpiece from Country Living to make the neighbours jealous? A place to barbecue lumps of meat to a cinder while knocking back wine? Or a mini play park?\r\n\r\nAnd how much effort do you expect to put in, weeding, mowing and watering?\r\n\r\nThere is little point growing delicate orchids if you have children kicking each other\'s balls.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd if you are going to regularly hit the falling-down juice, it makes sense to have something soft like a lawn to land on.\r\n\r\nI always advise would-be gardeners to make a list of their needs and desires before planning a garden willy-nilly.\r\n\r\nWe like to drink and sunbathe so I was interested to see the current celeb craze for pool parties and ordered a plastic splashing whale (see photo) in my attempt to keep up with the sophisticated Hollywood types like Kim Kardashian. My pool is only a few feet wide so her arse wouldn\'t fit and neither will mine, but I can dabble my feet in while sipping my rum punch in my fold-up chair.\r\n\r\nMy old man already has a flowery Hawaiian shirt so I just need to get us some bling, shades and download some P Diddly-Squat vibes. Then we can invite friends and neighbours and get the sausages out.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/whale-splash-pool-e1469867272896.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/whale-splash-pool-e1469867272896.jpg" alt="whale splash pool" width="500" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4168" /></a><i>We\'re going to have a whale of a time in our pool</i></center><br><br> \r\n\r\nI invented a game for the kids, to encourage healthy eating and use up some allotment crops. It\'s called Kale Or No Kale. They each have a lunchbox to open. Most boxes contain a Mars Bar, crisps and salted peanuts. But one box is full of trendy raw kale (brassica bollockus). The contestants can ring the Banker who may offer them something worse, like more kale.\r\n\r\nThis week I\'ve been harvesting beans. We grew purple beans, green beans and white beans. My sister told me a trick to get wilted raw runner beans turgid again. You simply suddenly plunge your specimens  into a bowl of iced water and they go stiff. No wonder her husband looks so pleased with himself. You can do it with radishes, spring onions and courgettes, all of which are thriving this month.\r\n\r\nDespite it being the height of summer, it is time to start wishing your life away. The garden centres are already sending out the Autumn planting catalogues, full of bulbs, roses and spring blossoming shrubs.\r\n\r\nThis means they\'ll be trying to get shot of the late summer stock, so dive in and get a few bargains on your way to buying Adnams and barbecue bits. I got some artemisia, dahlias and coneflowers from the cheapskate section. I don\'t even know what artemisia is... it sounds like something forgetful painters get after a night on the Pissaro.\r\n\r\nAnyway, as long as it matures better than my pear tree I couldn\'t give a fig.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Shove  in some ready-growing leek plants, to ensure your cock-a-leekie soup ingredients. You can freeze them if you are lucky enough to get a glut.\r\n* Collect seed from flower heads and pop in labelled envelopes. You will never remember where to find them when it comes to planting time and will end up buying some but at least you will feel like a hipster.\r\n* Buy a football and goal from Argos to stop little boys bothering you when you\'re knocking back a pint. Or compete with them and don\'t let them win.\r\n\r\n<b>Now the answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Tony from Tattingstone: You think your plums are small. Take another look at my pear and see why I should care.\r\n* Therese M from Westminster: Well, it looks like you\'re surrounded by vegetables. Keep piling the manure on them.\r\n* Doris from Ipswich Docks: With the humid climate, algae can flourish. It\'s time to clean that butt of yours and start afresh.\r\n\r\nHave a great week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'I\'m so sad about my small pear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4166-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-30 08:35:36', '2016-07-30 08:35:36', '', 4166, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4166-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4170, 1, '2016-07-30 08:41:14', '2016-07-30 08:41:14', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>At the height of the summer there is probably nothing better than showing the world your whopping big pear. But mine just didn\'t grow. Look it\'s pathetic. The whole tree was full of foliage but  didn\'t bear fruit. It is unpearably sad for me.</b>\r\n\r\nOne theory is that it rained heavily during blossom time, putting the bees off pollinating. Lazy little bees. Have they forgotten their core values? They\'ll be asking for tiny umbrellas next.\r\nI have plenty of bees in the garden now, slurping and burping on my fragrant thyme flowers. Talk about pear-weather friends! I just hope you all have better luck in your lady gardens.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/small-pair.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/small-pair.png" alt="small pear" width="601" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4167" /></a><i>Nobody wants to get their hands on my small pear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWith the children off school you may need to focus on what you actually want from your garden. Do you want a stylish showpiece from Country Living to make the neighbours jealous? A place to barbecue lumps of meat to a cinder while knocking back wine? Or a mini play park?\r\n\r\nAnd how much effort do you expect to put in, weeding, mowing and watering?\r\n\r\nThere is little point growing delicate orchids if you have children kicking each other\'s balls.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd if you are going to regularly hit the falling-down juice, it makes sense to have something soft like a lawn to land on.\r\n\r\nI always advise would-be gardeners to make a list of their needs and desires before planning a garden willy-nilly.\r\n\r\nWe like to drink and sunbathe so I was interested to see the current celeb craze for pool parties and ordered a plastic splashing whale (see photo) in my attempt to keep up with the sophisticated Hollywood types like Kim Kardashian. My pool is only a few feet wide so her arse wouldn\'t fit and neither will mine, but I can dabble my feet in while sipping my rum punch in my fold-up chair.\r\n\r\nMy old man already has a flowery Hawaiian shirt so I just need to get us some bling, shades and download some P Diddly-Squat vibes. Then we can invite friends and neighbours and get the sausages out.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/whale-splash-pool-e1469867272896.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/whale-splash-pool-e1469867272896.jpg" alt="whale splash pool" width="500" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4168" /></a><i>We\'re going to have a whale of a time in our pool</i></center><br><br> \r\n\r\nI invented a game for the kids, to encourage healthy eating and use up some allotment crops. It\'s called Kale Or No Kale. They each have a lunchbox to open. Most boxes contain a Mars Bar, crisps and salted peanuts. But one box is full of trendy raw kale (brassica bollockus). The contestants can ring the Banker who may offer them something worse, like more kale.\r\n\r\nThis week I\'ve been harvesting beans. We grew purple beans, green beans and white beans. My sister told me a trick to get wilted raw runner beans turgid again. You simply suddenly plunge your specimens  into a bowl of iced water and they go stiff. No wonder her husband looks so pleased with himself. You can do it with radishes, spring onions and courgettes, all of which are thriving this month.\r\n\r\nDespite it being the height of summer, it is time to start wishing your life away. The garden centres are already sending out the Autumn planting catalogues, full of bulbs, roses and spring blossoming shrubs.\r\n\r\nThis means they\'ll be trying to get shot of the late summer stock, so dive in and get a few bargains on your way to buying Adnams and barbecue bits. I got some artemisia, dahlias and coneflowers from the cheapskate section. I don\'t even know what artemisia is... it sounds like something forgetful painters get after a night on the Pissaro.\r\n\r\nAnyway, as long as it matures better than my pear tree I couldn\'t give a fig.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Shove  in some ready-growing leek plants, to ensure your cock-a-leekie soup ingredients. You can freeze them if you are lucky enough to get a glut.\r\n* Collect seed from flower heads and pop in labelled envelopes. You will never remember where to find them when it comes to planting time and will end up buying some but at least you will feel like a hipster.\r\n* Buy a football and goal from Argos to stop little boys bothering you when you\'re knocking back a pint. Or compete with them and don\'t let them win.\r\n\r\n<b>Now the answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Tony from Tattingstone: You think your plums are small. Take another look at my pear and see why I should care.\r\n* Therese M from Westminster: Well, it looks like you\'re surrounded by vegetables. Keep piling the manure on them.\r\n* Doris from Ipswich Docks: With the humid climate, algae can flourish. It\'s time to clean that butt of yours and start afresh.\r\n\r\nHave a great week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'I\'m so sad about my small pear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4166-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-30 08:41:14', '2016-07-30 08:41:14', '', 4166, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4166-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4171, 1, '2016-07-30 08:47:03', '2016-07-30 08:47:03', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\n\n<b>At the height of the summer there is probably nothing better than showing the world your whopping big pear. But mine just didn\'t grow. Look it\'s pathetic. The whole tree was full of foliage but  didn\'t bear fruit. It is unpearably sad for me.</b>\n\nOne theory is that it rained heavily during blossom time, putting the bees off pollinating. Lazy little bees. Have they forgotten their core values? They\'ll be asking for tiny umbrellas next.\nI have plenty of bees in the garden now, slurping and burping on my fragrant thyme flowers. Talk about pear-weather friends! I just hope you all have better luck in your lady gardens.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/small-pair.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/small-pair.png" alt="small pear" width="601" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4167" /></a><i>Nobody wants to get their hands on my small pear</center></i><br><br>\n\nWith the children off school you may need to focus on what you actually want from your garden. Do you want a stylish showpiece from Country Living to make the neighbours jealous? A place to barbecue lumps of meat to a cinder while knocking back wine? Or a mini play park?\n\nAnd how much effort do you expect to put in, weeding, mowing and watering?\n\nThere is little point growing delicate orchids if you have children kicking each other\'s balls.\n\n\n\nAnd if you are going to regularly hit the falling-down juice, it makes sense to have something soft like a lawn to land on.\n\nI always advise would-be gardeners to make a list of their needs and desires before planning a garden willy-nilly.\n\nWe like to drink and sunbathe so I was interested to see the current celeb craze for pool parties and ordered a plastic splashing whale (see photo) in my attempt to keep up with the sophisticated Hollywood types like Kim Kardashian. My pool is only a few feet wide so her arse wouldn\'t fit and neither will mine, but I can dabble my feet in while sipping my rum punch in my fold-up chair.\n\nMy old man already has a flowery Hawaiian shirt so I just need to get us some bling, shades and download some P Diddly-Squat vibes. Then we can invite friends and neighbours and get the sausages out.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/whale-splash-pool-e1469867272896.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/whale-splash-pool-e1469867272896.jpg" alt="whale splash pool" width="500" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4168" /></a><i>We\'re going to have a whale of a time in our pool</i></center><br><br> \n\nI invented a game for the kids, to encourage healthy eating and use up some allotment crops. It\'s called Kale Or No Kale. They each have a lunchbox to open. Most boxes contain a Mars Bar, crisps and salted peanuts. But one box is full of trendy raw kale (brassica bollockus). The contestants can ring the Banker who may offer them something worse, like more kale.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/deal-or-no-deal-e1469868308643.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/deal-or-no-deal-e1469868308643.jpg" alt="deal or no deal" width="500" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4172" /></a><i>Eating Kale is less frightening tan lo\n\nThis week I\'ve been harvesting beans. We grew purple beans, green beans and white beans. My sister told me a trick to get wilted raw runner beans turgid again. You simply suddenly plunge your specimens  into a bowl of iced water and they go stiff. No wonder her husband looks so pleased with himself. You can do it with radishes, spring onions and courgettes, all of which are thriving this month.\n\nDespite it being the height of summer, it is time to start wishing your life away. The garden centres are already sending out the Autumn planting catalogues, full of bulbs, roses and spring blossoming shrubs.\n\nThis means they\'ll be trying to get shot of the late summer stock, so dive in and get a few bargains on your way to buying Adnams and barbecue bits. I got some artemisia, dahlias and coneflowers from the cheapskate section. I don\'t even know what artemisia is... it sounds like something forgetful painters get after a night on the Pissaro.\n\nAnyway, as long as it matures better than my pear tree I couldn\'t give a fig.\n\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\n\n* Shove  in some ready-growing leek plants, to ensure your cock-a-leekie soup ingredients. You can freeze them if you are lucky enough to get a glut.\n* Collect seed from flower heads and pop in labelled envelopes. You will never remember where to find them when it comes to planting time and will end up buying some but at least you will feel like a hipster.\n* Buy a football and goal from Argos to stop little boys bothering you when you\'re knocking back a pint. Or compete with them and don\'t let them win.\n\n<b>Now the answers to your problems</b>\n\n* Tony from Tattingstone: You think your plums are small. Take another look at my pear and see why I should care.\n* Therese M from Westminster: Well, it looks like you\'re surrounded by vegetables. Keep piling the manure on them.\n* Doris from Ipswich Docks: With the humid climate, algae can flourish. It\'s time to clean that butt of yours and start afresh.\n\nHave a great week!\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'I\'m so sad about my small pear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4166-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-30 08:47:03', '2016-07-30 08:47:03', '', 4166, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4166-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4172, 1, '2016-07-30 08:44:55', '2016-07-30 08:44:55', 'Deal or no deal', 'deal-or-no-deal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'deal-or-no-deal', '', '', '2016-07-30 08:45:26', '2016-07-30 08:45:26', '', 4166, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/deal-or-no-deal.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4173, 1, '2016-07-30 08:47:48', '2016-07-30 08:47:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>At the height of the summer there is probably nothing better than showing the world your whopping big pear. But mine just didn\'t grow. Look it\'s pathetic. The whole tree was full of foliage but  didn\'t bear fruit. It is unpearably sad for me.</b>\r\n\r\nOne theory is that it rained heavily during blossom time, putting the bees off pollinating. Lazy little bees. Have they forgotten their core values? They\'ll be asking for tiny umbrellas next.\r\nI have plenty of bees in the garden now, slurping and burping on my fragrant thyme flowers. Talk about pear-weather friends! I just hope you all have better luck in your lady gardens.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/small-pair.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/small-pair.png" alt="small pear" width="601" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4167" /></a><i>Nobody wants to get their hands on my small pear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWith the children off school you may need to focus on what you actually want from your garden. Do you want a stylish showpiece from Country Living to make the neighbours jealous? A place to barbecue lumps of meat to a cinder while knocking back wine? Or a mini play park?\r\n\r\nAnd how much effort do you expect to put in, weeding, mowing and watering?\r\n\r\nThere is little point growing delicate orchids if you have children kicking each other\'s balls.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd if you are going to regularly hit the falling-down juice, it makes sense to have something soft like a lawn to land on.\r\n\r\nI always advise would-be gardeners to make a list of their needs and desires before planning a garden willy-nilly.\r\n\r\nWe like to drink and sunbathe so I was interested to see the current celeb craze for pool parties and ordered a plastic splashing whale (see photo) in my attempt to keep up with the sophisticated Hollywood types like Kim Kardashian. My pool is only a few feet wide so her arse wouldn\'t fit and neither will mine, but I can dabble my feet in while sipping my rum punch in my fold-up chair.\r\n\r\nMy old man already has a flowery Hawaiian shirt so I just need to get us some bling, shades and download some P Diddly-Squat vibes. Then we can invite friends and neighbours and get the sausages out.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/whale-splash-pool-e1469867272896.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/whale-splash-pool-e1469867272896.jpg" alt="whale splash pool" width="500" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4168" /></a><i>We\'re going to have a whale of a time in our pool</i></center><br><br> \r\n\r\nI invented a game for the kids, to encourage healthy eating and use up some allotment crops. It\'s called Kale Or No Kale. They each have a lunchbox to open. Most boxes contain a Mars Bar, crisps and salted peanuts. But one box is full of trendy raw kale (brassica bollockus). The contestants can ring the Banker who may offer them something worse, like more kale.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/deal-or-no-deal-e1469868308643.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/deal-or-no-deal-e1469868308643.jpg" alt="deal or no deal" width="500" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4172" /></a><i>Eating Kale is more appealing than Noel Edmonds</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I\'ve been harvesting beans. We grew purple beans, green beans and white beans. My sister told me a trick to get wilted raw runner beans turgid again. You simply suddenly plunge your specimens  into a bowl of iced water and they go stiff. No wonder her husband looks so pleased with himself. You can do it with radishes, spring onions and courgettes, all of which are thriving this month.\r\n\r\nDespite it being the height of summer, it is time to start wishing your life away. The garden centres are already sending out the Autumn planting catalogues, full of bulbs, roses and spring blossoming shrubs.\r\n\r\nThis means they\'ll be trying to get shot of the late summer stock, so dive in and get a few bargains on your way to buying Adnams and barbecue bits. I got some artemisia, dahlias and coneflowers from the cheapskate section. I don\'t even know what artemisia is... it sounds like something forgetful painters get after a night on the Pissaro.\r\n\r\nAnyway, as long as it matures better than my pear tree I couldn\'t give a fig.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Shove  in some ready-growing leek plants, to ensure your cock-a-leekie soup ingredients. You can freeze them if you are lucky enough to get a glut.\r\n* Collect seed from flower heads and pop in labelled envelopes. You will never remember where to find them when it comes to planting time and will end up buying some but at least you will feel like a hipster.\r\n* Buy a football and goal from Argos to stop little boys bothering you when you\'re knocking back a pint. Or compete with them and don\'t let them win.\r\n\r\n<b>Now the answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Tony from Tattingstone: You think your plums are small. Take another look at my pear and see why I should care.\r\n* Therese M from Westminster: Well, it looks like you\'re surrounded by vegetables. Keep piling the manure on them.\r\n* Doris from Ipswich Docks: With the humid climate, algae can flourish. It\'s time to clean that butt of yours and start afresh.\r\n\r\nHave a great week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'I\'m so sad about my small pear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4166-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-30 08:47:48', '2016-07-30 08:47:48', '', 4166, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4166-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4174, 1, '2016-07-30 16:53:32', '2016-07-30 16:53:32', 'Aldeburgh, the posh Suffolk seaside town, is to be twinned with Magaluf in recognition of both resorts\' similarities.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk coastal retreat, favourite among the county\'s wealthy and thousands of London second-home owners, will now take on some of its new twin-town\'s features.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nArriving this summer will be inflatable banana boat riding on the North Sea, 20 kebab shops, a Lineker\'s Bar pub, and a new high-rise hotel.\r\n\r\nFollowing on next year will be a tattoo parlor and a new mega-nightclub named Shagaluf.\r\n\r\nThese new attractions will sit nicely alongside the Edwardian facades of genteel hotels, the historic Moot Hall and the famous quiet beach in Aldeburgh, which only gets noisy when the town hosts an open-air opera.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.835017% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/452066992?et=YKNKcRONQSB8II3HSRARpA&sig=o16pdx4abCLHXJiBmApZ_-K9KBb9QAq8g0PYFQ9DVnE=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/452066992" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two young ladies enjoy Aldeburgh seafront</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAldeburgh town councillor Margaret Button said: "This is great news for the town. Aldeburgh attracts a quite unique type of visitor, and we scoured Europe high and low for a suitable twin town so we could enjoy sharing traditions and fellowship.\r\n\r\n"Magaluf in Majorca was the spitting image of everything we do so well here. We can\'t wait to see the benefit."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=lcX4Dee5RhB1W3G4TqG69A&sig=mfIf9DqnRcahOZmjH8PXdHao9kZSofNoxgiW663TxvM=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Magaluf beach in Majorca</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome locals have suggested the inflatable banana boat rides would be unpopular because the North Sea is so cold compared with the Med.\r\n\r\nBut the council insists tourists will be so boozed up they won\'t notice. It is studying plans to demolish the famous lifeboat station in order to redevelop it as a high-rise hotel.\r\n\r\nRoad signs into Aldeburgh are already showing off the new relationship.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aldeburgh.jpg" alt="aldeburgh" width="400" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-633" /></a><center><i>Sign of the times</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Shock as Aldeburgh twinned with Magaluf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '632-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-30 16:53:32', '2016-07-30 16:53:32', '', 632, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/632-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4175, 1, '2016-07-30 16:58:20', '2016-07-30 16:58:20', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Norfolk family of three froze to death after a mix-up over a theatre sign, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nThe parents and their eight-year-old son had been queuing patiently for three days in the recent cold snap to see "Closed for the Winter" at the Roseland theatre in Mildenhall, Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/MILDENHALL-closed.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2549"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/MILDENHALL-closed.jpg" alt="MILDENHALL-closed" width="648" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2549" /></a></center><center><i>Grim scene: The Roseland Theatre in Mildenhall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTheatre manager Rupert Chance told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s very sad. I think the family were from a part of rural Norfolk where entertainment and communication with others is hard to come by.\r\n\r\n"We believe they crossed the border by horse and cart to buy some essential provisions in Mildenhall. They must have passed by the theatre and assumed the sign was our latest production."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police insider said: "We can confirm a Norfolk family of three was found dead outside the Roseland theatre in Mildenhall last Friday. We have put barriers up around the entrance while we carry out a full investigation.\r\n\r\n"We will not be releasing the names of the family until relatives have been informed, but there seems to be some confusion over siblings and parents."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Family froze to death outside theatre', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2548-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-30 16:58:20', '2016-07-30 16:58:20', '', 2548, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2548-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4176, 0, '2016-07-31 11:14:18', '2016-07-31 11:14:18', 'Morning...hoorah!  Might you cover my shows on in Aldeburgh this Friday and Saturday? It\'s at the Pumphouse, Park Road, IP15 5Eu.  \r\nMy TUtu Went AWOL!  An evening of comedy, singing and even dance!  \r\nAugust 5th and 6th, shows at 5pm and 8pm\r\nTickets: £10\r\nReservations:  07791 565 173\r\n\r\nThe show of the book!\r\n\r\nMeant to be the \'Wow\' or the \'What the...?\' factor on C.S.E. tours of Iraq and Afghanistan.\r\nNot meant to feed custard creams to camels, scorpions or the President of Estonia. \r\nForgetting body armour on buffets\r\nForbidden to have unsupervsed contact ever again with Royal Marines.\r\n\r\n\'The material is gold dust...singing and ballet dancing unexpected and superb... but he is clearly deranged.\' Mike Jones, Bookshaped.\r\n\r\nhttps://unbound.com/books/my-tutu-went-awol\r\n\r\n\'Part panto dame, part stand up, total hit!  The lovechild of Captain Mainwaring and Darcey Bussell\'.  Liverpool Post\r\n\r\n***** The Stage\r\n***** THe Herald\r\n****  The Scotsman\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Iestyn Edwards aka Madame GAlina\nAUTHOR EMAIL: tutuboy@hotmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.136\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Iestyn Edwards aka Madame GAlina\n    [2_Email] =&gt; tutuboy@hotmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Morning...hoorah!  Might you cover my shows on in Aldeburgh this Friday and Saturday? It\'s at the Pumphouse, Park Road, IP15 5Eu.  \r\nMy TUtu Went AWOL!  An evening of comedy, singing and even dance!  \r\nAugust 5th and 6th, shows at 5pm and 8pm\r\nTickets: £10\r\nReservations:  07791 565 173\r\n\r\nThe show of the book!\r\n\r\nMeant to be the \'Wow\' or the \'What the...?\' factor on C.S.E. tours of Iraq and Afghanistan.\r\nNot meant to feed custard creams to camels, scorpions or the President of Estonia. \r\nForgetting body armour on buffets\r\nForbidden to have unsupervsed contact ever again with Royal Marines.\r\n\r\n\'The material is gold dust...singing and ballet dancing unexpected and superb... but he is clearly deranged.\' Mike Jones, Bookshaped.\r\n\r\nhttps://unbound.com/books/my-tutu-went-awol\r\n\r\n\'Part panto dame, part stand up, total hit!  The lovechild of Captain Mainwaring and Darcey Bussell\'.  Liverpool Post\r\n\r\n***** The Stage\r\n***** THe Herald\r\n****  The Scotsman \r\n\r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; e1c7992a1c44ed56e58a32102a06ea5e\n)\n', 'Iestyn Edwards aka Madame GAlina - 2016-07-31 11:14:18', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'e1c7992a1c44ed56e58a32102a06ea5e', '', '', '2016-07-31 11:14:18', '2016-07-31 11:14:18', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4176', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4177, 1, '2016-08-01 07:48:45', '2016-08-01 07:48:45', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nMummified remains of 30 commuters have been found in a waiting room during redevelopment work at Ipswich station.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe grim discovery explains the amount of time it is taking for the £1.1 million works to be completed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExperts were called in when the remains of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/seaplane/">long-suffering commuters to London</a> were discovered by startled workmen.\r\n\r\nNewspapers and train tickets found scattered nearby revealed the passengers had been left waiting forlornly for their train since 1993.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police confirmed no foul play was suspected - but the delays and conditions faced by East Anglian train commuters could be considered criminal.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "There were 22 men and eight women. We know these people regularly faced delays, but being stuck in a waiting room at Ipswich station for 23 years must be particularly annoying."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia trains said they were pleased relatives would now know what had become of their loved ones.\r\n\r\n"I\'m sure it is a relief," a spokesman said. "They are advised to visit our website where they can now apply for our generous Delay Repay compensation scheme."\r\n\r\nRecords show it is likely the long-lost passengers were caught in a "perfect storm" of issues on November 22,  1993.\r\n\r\nOn that day <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/leaves-on-the-line/">leaves on the line</a> caused wheel slippage before freezing weather damaged points at Chelmsford. Then the sun came out and got too warm, affecting overhead lines which snapped at Ilford causing a line-side fire, which damaged the 7.32, compounding issues with the 12 other train faults, and leading to disruptive passengers causing further delays. In the confusion someone was taken ill at Shenfield. It later transpired that this person was a ticket inspector, leading to even more hold-ups owing to "waiting for a member of the train crew". When things did eventually start moving there were signal problems at Colchester.\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia said it was not running the franchise at the time, but blamed Network Rail anyway.  It would extract huge compensation from them while passing only a fraction back to passengers.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Mummified commuters found at Ipswich station', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-station-mummified', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:53:00', '2018-01-29 14:53:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4177', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4178, 1, '2016-08-01 07:45:06', '2016-08-01 07:45:06', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nMummified remains of 30 commuters have been found in a waiting room during redevelopment work at Ipswich station.</b>\r\n\r\nThe grim discovery explains the amount of time it is taking for the £1.1 million works to be completed.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nExperts were called in when the remains of long-suffering commuters to London were discovered by startled workmen.\r\n\r\nNewspapers and train tickets found scattered nearby revealed the passengers had been left waiting forlornly for their train since 1993.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police confirmed no foul play was suspected - but the delays and conditions faced by East Anglian train commuters could be considered criminal.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "There were 22 men and eight women. We know these people regularly faced delays, but being in a waiting room at Ipswich station for 23 years must particularly annoying."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia trains said they were pleased relatives would now know what had become of their loved ones.\r\n\r\n"I\'m sure it is a relief," a spokesman said. "They are advised to visit our website where they can now apply for our generous Delay Repay compensation scheme."\r\n\r\nRecords show it is likely the long-lost passengers were caught in a "perfect storm" of issues on November 22,  1993.\r\n\r\nOn that day leaves on the line caused wheel slippage before freezing weather damaged points at Chelmsford. Then the sun came out and got too warm, affecting overhead lines which snapped at Ilford causing a line-side fire, which damaged the 7.32, compounding issues with the 12 other train faults, and leading to disruptive passengers causing further delays. In the confusion someone was taken ill at Shenfield. It later transpired that this person was a ticket inspector, leading to even more hold ups owing to "waiting for a member of the train crew". \r\n\r\nGreater Anglia said it was not running the franchise at the time, but blamed Network Rail anyway.  It would extract huge compensation from them while passing only a fraction back to passengers.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Mummified commuters found at Ipswich station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4177-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-01 07:45:06', '2016-08-01 07:45:06', '', 4177, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4177-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4179, 1, '2016-08-01 07:48:45', '2016-08-01 07:48:45', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nMummified remains of 30 commuters have been found in a waiting room during redevelopment work at Ipswich station.</b>\r\n\r\nThe grim discovery explains the amount of time it is taking for the £1.1 million works to be completed.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nExperts were called in when the remains of long-suffering commuters to London were discovered by startled workmen.\r\n\r\nNewspapers and train tickets found scattered nearby revealed the passengers had been left waiting forlornly for their train since 1993.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police confirmed no foul play was suspected - but the delays and conditions faced by East Anglian train commuters could be considered criminal.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "There were 22 men and eight women. We know these people regularly faced delays, but being stuck in a waiting room at Ipswich station for 23 years must be particularly annoying."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia trains said they were pleased relatives would now know what had become of their loved ones.\r\n\r\n"I\'m sure it is a relief," a spokesman said. "They are advised to visit our website where they can now apply for our generous Delay Repay compensation scheme."\r\n\r\nRecords show it is likely the long-lost passengers were caught in a "perfect storm" of issues on November 22,  1993.\r\n\r\nOn that day leaves on the line caused wheel slippage before freezing weather damaged points at Chelmsford. Then the sun came out and got too warm, affecting overhead lines which snapped at Ilford causing a line-side fire, which damaged the 7.32, compounding issues with the 12 other train faults, and leading to disruptive passengers causing further delays. In the confusion someone was taken ill at Shenfield. It later transpired that this person was a ticket inspector, leading to even more hold-ups owing to "waiting for a member of the train crew". When things did eventually start moving there were signal problems at Colchester.\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia said it was not running the franchise at the time, but blamed Network Rail anyway.  It would extract huge compensation from them while passing only a fraction back to passengers.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Mummified commuters found at Ipswich station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4177-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-01 07:48:45', '2016-08-01 07:48:45', '', 4177, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4177-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4180, 1, '2016-08-01 15:50:00', '2016-08-01 15:50:00', '<strong>Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorth Sea fish including cod and plaice were hurled 15 miles inland by the huge waterspout which appeared off the coast this weekend, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey were plucked from the water and sucked hundreds of metres into the sky when the unusual spout formed off Thorpeness on Saturday afternoon.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSimilar to a tornado, the waterspout then twirled the fish around hundreds of times before sending them whizzing through the air all over the Suffolk coastal area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg" alt="water spout suffolk coast" width="660" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4181" /></a><i>The waterspout appears near Thorpeness, sucking fish into the air (pic: weather watcher MichelleF)</center></i>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette reader Roger Waters was mowing his lawn in Rendlesham, near Woodbridge when he was alarmed by a large fish landing at his feet.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was baffled. I\'m about ten miles from the sea and there was no reason for a fish to arrive. But there it was, gasping at my feet. I assumed someone had thrown it from a passing car, but then I read about the waterspout and realised it had been thrown here by that.\r\n\r\n"It must have been my lucky day as me and the wife had a lovely fish supper."\r\n\r\nThere were similar reports of flying fish all over parts of east Suffolk, with a plaice landing on a road in Framlingham, a whiting hit a lorry on the A12 near Glemham Hall, while another cod surprised a cricket team by plummeting onto the village green at nearby Brandeston.\r\n\r\n<center><script type="text/javascript" src="http://belfasttelegraph.bbvms.com/p/twocol_article/c/2670652.js?width=480&height=320"></script><I>Video shows the spout off Thorpeness</center></i>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWeather experts said a waterspout is essentially a tornado over water and can have devastating consequences.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette spout expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Thankfully no small children were swimming nearby or they could have been thrown into the air and deposited somewhere near Halesworth," he said.', 'Waterspout throws North Sea fish 15 miles inland', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'north-sea-fish-waterspout', '', '', '2018-10-05 09:20:11', '2018-10-05 09:20:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4180', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4182, 1, '2016-08-01 15:49:08', '2016-08-01 15:49:08', '<b>Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorth Sea fish including cod and plaice were hurled 15 miles inland by the huge waterspout which appeared off the coast this weekend, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were plucked from the water and sucked hundreds of meters into the sky when the unusual spout formed off Thorpeness on Saturday afternoon.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSimilar to a tornado, the waterspout then twirled the fish around hundreds of times before sending them whizzing through the air all over the Suffolk coastal area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg" alt="water spout suffolk coast" width="660" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4181" /></a><i>The menacing waterspout appears over Thorpeness, sucking fish into the air (pic: weather watcher MichelleF)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette reader Roger Waters was mowing his lawn in Rendlesham, near Woodbridge when he was alarmed by a large fish landing at his feet.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was baffled. I\'m about ten miles from the sea and there was no reason for a fish to arrive. But there it was, gasping at my feet. I assumed someone had thrown it from a passing car, but then I read about the waterspout and realised it had been thrown here by that.\r\n\r\n"It must have been my lucky day as me and the wife had a lovely fish supper."\r\n\r\nThere were similar reports of flying fish all over parts of east Suffolk, with a plaice landing on a road in Framlingham, a whiting hit a lorry on the A12 near Glemham Hall, while another cod surprised a cricket team by plummeting onto the village green at nearby Brandeston.\r\n\r\n<center><script type="text/javascript" src="http://belfasttelegraph.bbvms.com/p/twocol_article/c/2670652.js?width=480&height=320"></script><I>Video shows the spout off Thorpeness</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nWeather experts said a waterspout is essentially a tornado over water, and can have devastating consequences. "Thankfully no small children were swimming nearby or they could have been thrown into the air and deposited somewhere near Southwold," he said.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Waterspout throws North Sea fish 15 miles inland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4180-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-01 15:49:08', '2016-08-01 15:49:08', '', 4180, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4180-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4183, 1, '2016-08-01 15:50:00', '2016-08-01 15:50:00', '<b>Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorth Sea fish including cod and plaice were hurled 15 miles inland by the huge waterspout which appeared off the coast this weekend, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were plucked from the water and sucked hundreds of meters into the sky when the unusual spout formed off Thorpeness on Saturday afternoon.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSimilar to a tornado, the waterspout then twirled the fish around hundreds of times before sending them whizzing through the air all over the Suffolk coastal area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg" alt="water spout suffolk coast" width="660" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4181" /></a><i>The menacing waterspout appears over Thorpeness, sucking fish into the air (pic: weather watcher MichelleF)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette reader Roger Waters was mowing his lawn in Rendlesham, near Woodbridge when he was alarmed by a large fish landing at his feet.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was baffled. I\'m about ten miles from the sea and there was no reason for a fish to arrive. But there it was, gasping at my feet. I assumed someone had thrown it from a passing car, but then I read about the waterspout and realised it had been thrown here by that.\r\n\r\n"It must have been my lucky day as me and the wife had a lovely fish supper."\r\n\r\nThere were similar reports of flying fish all over parts of east Suffolk, with a plaice landing on a road in Framlingham, a whiting hit a lorry on the A12 near Glemham Hall, while another cod surprised a cricket team by plummeting onto the village green at nearby Brandeston.\r\n\r\n<center><script type="text/javascript" src="http://belfasttelegraph.bbvms.com/p/twocol_article/c/2670652.js?width=480&height=320"></script><I>Video shows the spout off Thorpeness</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nWeather experts said a waterspout is essentially a tornado over water, and can have devastating consequences. "Thankfully no small children were swimming nearby or they could have been thrown into the air and deposited somewhere near Halesworth," he said.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Waterspout throws North Sea fish 15 miles inland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4180-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-01 15:50:00', '2016-08-01 15:50:00', '', 4180, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4180-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4185, 1, '2016-08-01 15:53:30', '2016-08-01 15:53:30', '<b>Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorth Sea fish including cod and plaice were hurled 15 miles inland by the huge waterspout which appeared off the coast this weekend, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were plucked from the water and sucked hundreds of meters into the sky when the unusual spout formed off Thorpeness on Saturday afternoon.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSimilar to a tornado, the waterspout then twirled the fish around hundreds of times before sending them whizzing through the air all over the Suffolk coastal area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg" alt="water spout suffolk coast" width="660" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4181" /></a><i>The waterspout appears near Thorpeness, sucking fish into the air (pic: weather watcher MichelleF)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette reader Roger Waters was mowing his lawn in Rendlesham, near Woodbridge when he was alarmed by a large fish landing at his feet.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was baffled. I\'m about ten miles from the sea and there was no reason for a fish to arrive. But there it was, gasping at my feet. I assumed someone had thrown it from a passing car, but then I read about the waterspout and realised it had been thrown here by that.\r\n\r\n"It must have been my lucky day as me and the wife had a lovely fish supper."\r\n\r\nThere were similar reports of flying fish all over parts of east Suffolk, with a plaice landing on a road in Framlingham, a whiting hit a lorry on the A12 near Glemham Hall, while another cod surprised a cricket team by plummeting onto the village green at nearby Brandeston.\r\n\r\n<center><script type="text/javascript" src="http://belfasttelegraph.bbvms.com/p/twocol_article/c/2670652.js?width=480&height=320"></script><I>Video shows the spout off Thorpeness</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nWeather experts said a waterspout is essentially a tornado over water, and can have devastating consequences. "Thankfully no small children were swimming nearby or they could have been thrown into the air and deposited somewhere near Halesworth," he said.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Waterspout throws North Sea fish 15 miles inland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4180-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-01 15:53:30', '2016-08-01 15:53:30', '', 4180, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4180-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4186, 1, '2016-08-01 17:05:04', '2016-08-01 17:05:04', '<b>Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorth Sea fish including cod and plaice were hurled 15 miles inland by the huge waterspout which appeared off the coast this weekend, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were plucked from the water and sucked hundreds of metres into the sky when the unusual spout formed off Thorpeness on Saturday afternoon.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSimilar to a tornado, the waterspout then twirled the fish around hundreds of times before sending them whizzing through the air all over the Suffolk coastal area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg" alt="water spout suffolk coast" width="660" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4181" /></a><i>The waterspout appears near Thorpeness, sucking fish into the air (pic: weather watcher MichelleF)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette reader Roger Waters was mowing his lawn in Rendlesham, near Woodbridge when he was alarmed by a large fish landing at his feet.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was baffled. I\'m about ten miles from the sea and there was no reason for a fish to arrive. But there it was, gasping at my feet. I assumed someone had thrown it from a passing car, but then I read about the waterspout and realised it had been thrown here by that.\r\n\r\n"It must have been my lucky day as me and the wife had a lovely fish supper."\r\n\r\nThere were similar reports of flying fish all over parts of east Suffolk, with a plaice landing on a road in Framlingham, a whiting hit a lorry on the A12 near Glemham Hall, while another cod surprised a cricket team by plummeting onto the village green at nearby Brandeston.\r\n\r\n<center><script type="text/javascript" src="http://belfasttelegraph.bbvms.com/p/twocol_article/c/2670652.js?width=480&height=320"></script><I>Video shows the spout off Thorpeness</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nWeather experts said a waterspout is essentially a tornado over water, and can have devastating consequences. "Thankfully no small children were swimming nearby or they could have been thrown into the air and deposited somewhere near Halesworth," he said.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Waterspout throws North Sea fish 15 miles inland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4180-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-01 17:05:04', '2016-08-01 17:05:04', '', 4180, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4180-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4194, 1, '2016-08-02 11:00:46', '2016-08-02 11:00:46', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nShe shot to fame after a video of her romping with a lover was leaked in 2007, and now Kim Kardashian will shock millions of fans worldwide by releasing a new sax tape.</b>\r\n\r\nThe reality television star, who is married to rapper Kanye West, made the movie in a Suffolk country mansion during a private visit in April.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow she has pledged to release it to her millions of followers on social media, including 79 million on Instagram, 47 million on Twitter and 29 million on Facebook.\r\n\r\nFans will see the glamorous 35-year-old pursing her lips and blowing hard as she tries out a new routine in the bedroom of the sprawling country home near Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/kim-kardashian-sax-tape-e1470134568893.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/kim-kardashian-sax-tape-e1470134568893.jpg" alt="kim kardashian sax tape" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4195" /></a><i>Girls on film: Kim Kardashian tape will stun fans</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Her fans will be shocked. Up until now, Kim has kept her new love of the saxophone a secret. She hopes one day to be able to play the Baker Street solo perfectly."\r\n\r\nLocal music teacher Malcolm Beard-Smith, from Stanton, was shown the tape after a copy was obtained by the Suffolk Gazette. "She\'s not bad at playing the saxophone. However, I\'m not convinced her sax tape will be as popular as her sex tape."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Kim Kardashian in new sax tape shocker', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'kim-kardashian-sax-tape', '', '', '2016-08-03 10:39:29', '2016-08-03 10:39:29', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4194', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4196, 1, '2016-08-02 11:00:46', '2016-08-02 11:00:46', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nShe shot to fame after a video of her romping with a lover was leaked in 2007, and now Kim Kardashian will shock millions of fans worldwide by releasing a new sax tape.</b>\r\n\r\nThe reality television star, who is married to rapper Kanye West, made the movie in a Suffolk country mansion during a private visit in April.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow she has pledged to release it to her millions of followers on social media, including 79 million on Instagram, 47 million on Twitter and 29 million on Facebook.\r\n\r\nFans will see the glamorous 35-year-old pursing her lips and blowing hard as she tries out a new routine in the bedroom of the sprawling country home near Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/kim-kardashian-sax-tape-e1470134568893.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/kim-kardashian-sax-tape-e1470134568893.jpg" alt="kim kardashian sax tape" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4195" /></a><i>Girls on film: Kim Kardashian tape will stun fans</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Her fans will be shocked. Up until now, Kim has kept her new love of the saxophone a secret. She hopes one day to be able to play the Baker Street solo perfectly."\r\n\r\nLocal music teacher Malcolm Beard-Smith, from Stanton, was shown the tape after a copy was obtained by the Suffolk Gazette. "She\'s not bad at playing the saxophone. However, I\'m not convinced her sax tape will be as popular as her sex tape."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Kim Kardashian in new sax tape shocker', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4194-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-02 11:00:46', '2016-08-02 11:00:46', '', 4194, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4194-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4202, 1, '2016-08-03 10:38:45', '2016-08-03 10:38:45', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA gardener working on Britain\'s biggest maze has not been seen for three days, and is now presumed lost.</b>\r\n\r\nDave Jenkinson, 54, set out to trim bushes at the Little Brimmer Hall maze on Sunday morning but no-one has seen him since.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolice fear he will be exhausted from trying to find his way out of the ten miles of frustrating dead ends, and may have collapsed.\r\n\r\nThey have now sent in tracker dogs to help them find Mr Jenkinson after the police helicopter failed to spot him.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the huge country home, which attracts thousands of visitors a year, said: "We are proud that we have the biggest maze in the country.\r\n\r\n"But it does come at a price because people can get lost. Normally they are found within a day or so, but even those like Mr Jenkinson who know the maze well can get confused and disoriented."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg" alt="lost in maze" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4203" /></a><i>In happier times: Dave Jenkinson working on part of the UK\'s biggest maze last summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Jenkinson has been employed by the Little Brimmer Hall estate for 26 years. His wife, Pauline said: "Poor Dave will be awfully embarrassed about this. He hates a fuss and would probably much rather find his own way out."\r\n\r\nThe maze is open as usual to the public today, and visitors are being asked to keep an eye out for Mr Jenkinson, who is described as five feet ten inches tall, of medium build, with fair hair and a hedge trimmer.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Gardener at Britain\'s biggest maze goes missing', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'biggest-maze', '', '', '2016-08-03 19:44:07', '2016-08-03 19:44:07', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4202', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4204, 1, '2016-08-03 10:29:57', '2016-08-03 10:29:57', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA gardener working on Britain\'s biggest maze has not been seen for three days, and is now presumed lost.</b>\r\n\r\nDave Jenkinson, 54, set out to trim bushes at the Little Brimmer Hall maze on Sunday morning but no-one has seen him since.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolice fear he will be exhausted from trying to find his way out of the ten miles of frustrating dead ends, and may have collapsed.\r\n\r\nThey have now sent in tracker dogs to help them after the police helicopter failed to spot him.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the huge country home, which attracts thousands of visitors a year, said: "We are proud that our maze is the biggest and most difficult in the country.\r\n\r\n"But it does come at a price because people can get lost. Normally they are found within a day or so, but even those like Mr Jenkinson who know the maze well can get confused and disorientated."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg" alt="lost in maze" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4203" /></a><i>In happier times: Dave Jenkinson works on part of the huge maze</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Jenkinson has been employed by the Little Brimmer Hall estate for 26 years. His wife, Pauline said: "Poor Dave will be awfully embarrassed about this. He hates a fuss and would probably much rather find his own way out of the maze."\r\n\r\nThe maze is open as usual to the public today, and visitors are being asked to keep an eye out for Mr Jenkinson, who is described as five feet ten inches tall, with fair and a medium build.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Gardener at Britain\'s biggest maze goes missing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4202-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-03 10:29:57', '2016-08-03 10:29:57', '', 4202, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4202-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4205, 1, '2016-08-03 10:31:34', '2016-08-03 10:31:34', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA gardener working on Britain\'s biggest maze has not been seen for three days, and is now presumed lost.</b>\r\n\r\nDave Jenkinson, 54, set out to trim bushes at the Little Brimmer Hall maze on Sunday morning but no-one has seen him since.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolice fear he will be exhausted from trying to find his way out of the ten miles of frustrating dead ends, and may have collapsed.\r\n\r\nThey have now sent in tracker dogs to help them find Mr Jenknson after the police helicopter failed to spot him.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the huge country home, which attracts thousands of visitors a year, said: "We are proud that our maze is the biggest and most difficult in the country.\r\n\r\n"But it does come at a price because people can get lost. Normally they are found within a day or so, but even those like Mr Jenkinson who know the maze well can get confused and disorientated."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg" alt="lost in maze" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4203" /></a><i>In happier times: Dave Jenkinson works on part of the huge maze</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Jenkinson has been employed by the Little Brimmer Hall estate for 26 years. His wife, Pauline said: "Poor Dave will be awfully embarrassed about this. He hates a fuss and would probably much rather find his own way out of the maze."\r\n\r\nThe maze is open as usual to the public today, and visitors are being asked to keep an eye out for Mr Jenkinson, who is described as five feet ten inches tall, with fair and a medium build.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Gardener at Britain\'s biggest maze goes missing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4202-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-03 10:31:34', '2016-08-03 10:31:34', '', 4202, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4202-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4206, 1, '2016-08-03 10:34:00', '2016-08-03 10:34:00', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA gardener working on Britain\'s biggest maze has not been seen for three days, and is now presumed lost.</b>\r\n\r\nDave Jenkinson, 54, set out to trim bushes at the Little Brimmer Hall maze on Sunday morning but no-one has seen him since.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolice fear he will be exhausted from trying to find his way out of the ten miles of frustrating dead ends, and may have collapsed.\r\n\r\nThey have now sent in tracker dogs to help them find Mr Jenkinson after the police helicopter failed to spot him.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the huge country home, which attracts thousands of visitors a year, said: "We are proud that our maze is the biggest and most difficult in the country.\r\n\r\n"But it does come at a price because people can get lost. Normally they are found within a day or so, but even those like Mr Jenkinson who know the maze well can get confused and disorientated."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg" alt="lost in maze" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4203" /></a><i>In happier times: Dave Jenkinson works on part of the huge maze</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Jenkinson has been employed by the Little Brimmer Hall estate for 26 years. His wife, Pauline said: "Poor Dave will be awfully embarrassed about this. He hates a fuss and would probably much rather find his own way out of the maze."\r\n\r\nThe maze is open as usual to the public today, and visitors are being asked to keep an eye out for Mr Jenkinson, who is described as five feet ten inches tall, of medium build, with fair hair and a hedge trimmer.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Gardener at Britain\'s biggest maze goes missing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4202-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-03 10:34:00', '2016-08-03 10:34:00', '', 4202, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4202-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4207, 1, '2016-08-03 10:35:49', '2016-08-03 10:35:49', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA gardener working on Britain\'s biggest maze has not been seen for three days, and is now presumed lost.</b>\r\n\r\nDave Jenkinson, 54, set out to trim bushes at the Little Brimmer Hall maze on Sunday morning but no-one has seen him since.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolice fear he will be exhausted from trying to find his way out of the ten miles of frustrating dead ends, and may have collapsed.\r\n\r\nThey have now sent in tracker dogs to help them find Mr Jenkinson after the police helicopter failed to spot him.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the huge country home, which attracts thousands of visitors a year, said: "We are proud that we have the biggest maze in the country.\r\n\r\n"But it does come at a price because people can get lost. Normally they are found within a day or so, but even those like Mr Jenkinson who know the maze well can get confused and disorientated."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg" alt="lost in maze" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4203" /></a><i>In happier times: Dave Jenkinson works on part of the UK\'s biggest maze</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Jenkinson has been employed by the Little Brimmer Hall estate for 26 years. His wife, Pauline said: "Poor Dave will be awfully embarrassed about this. He hates a fuss and would probably much rather find his own way out."\r\n\r\nThe maze is open as usual to the public today, and visitors are being asked to keep an eye out for Mr Jenkinson, who is described as five feet ten inches tall, of medium build, with fair hair and a hedge trimmer.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Gardener at Britain\'s biggest maze goes missing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4202-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-03 10:35:49', '2016-08-03 10:35:49', '', 4202, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4202-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4208, 1, '2016-08-03 10:37:16', '2016-08-03 10:37:16', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA gardener working on Britain\'s biggest maze has not been seen for three days, and is now presumed lost.</b>\r\n\r\nDave Jenkinson, 54, set out to trim bushes at the Little Brimmer Hall maze on Sunday morning but no-one has seen him since.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolice fear he will be exhausted from trying to find his way out of the ten miles of frustrating dead ends, and may have collapsed.\r\n\r\nThey have now sent in tracker dogs to help them find Mr Jenkinson after the police helicopter failed to spot him.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the huge country home, which attracts thousands of visitors a year, said: "We are proud that we have the biggest maze in the country.\r\n\r\n"But it does come at a price because people can get lost. Normally they are found within a day or so, but even those like Mr Jenkinson who know the maze well can get confused and disorientated."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg" alt="lost in maze" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4203" /></a><i>In happier times: Dave Jenkinson working on part of the UK\'s biggest maze last summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Jenkinson has been employed by the Little Brimmer Hall estate for 26 years. His wife, Pauline said: "Poor Dave will be awfully embarrassed about this. He hates a fuss and would probably much rather find his own way out."\r\n\r\nThe maze is open as usual to the public today, and visitors are being asked to keep an eye out for Mr Jenkinson, who is described as five feet ten inches tall, of medium build, with fair hair and a hedge trimmer.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Gardener at Britain\'s biggest maze goes missing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4202-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-03 10:37:16', '2016-08-03 10:37:16', '', 4202, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4202-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4209, 1, '2016-08-03 10:38:07', '2016-08-03 10:38:07', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA gardener working on Britain\'s biggest maze has not been seen for three days, and is now presumed lost.</b>\r\n\r\nDave Jenkinson, 54, set out to trim bushes at the Little Brimmer Hall maze on Sunday morning but no-one has seen him since.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolice fear he will be exhausted from trying to find his way out of the ten miles of frustrating dead ends, and may have collapsed.\r\n\r\nThey have now sent in tracker dogs to help them find Mr Jenkinson after the police helicopter failed to spot him.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the huge country home, which attracts thousands of visitors a year, said: "We are proud that we have the biggest maze in the country.\r\n\r\n"But it does come at a price because people can get lost. Normally they are found within a day or so, but even those like Mr Jenkinson who know the maze well can get confused and disoriented."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lost-in-maze.jpg" alt="lost in maze" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4203" /></a><i>In happier times: Dave Jenkinson working on part of the UK\'s biggest maze last summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Jenkinson has been employed by the Little Brimmer Hall estate for 26 years. His wife, Pauline said: "Poor Dave will be awfully embarrassed about this. He hates a fuss and would probably much rather find his own way out."\r\n\r\nThe maze is open as usual to the public today, and visitors are being asked to keep an eye out for Mr Jenkinson, who is described as five feet ten inches tall, of medium build, with fair hair and a hedge trimmer.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Gardener at Britain\'s biggest maze goes missing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4202-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-03 10:38:07', '2016-08-03 10:38:07', '', 4202, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4202-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4210, 1, '2016-08-03 19:35:32', '2016-08-03 19:35:32', '<b>By Our City Staff\r\n\r\nGreggs, the High Street baker feeding pasties, pies, sausage rolls and doughnuts to the nation, is to launch a chain of gyms for loyal customers.</b>\r\n\r\nManagement aim to open a gymnasium in every town and city, and will offer free membership to its most regular customers who need to fight the flab.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nGreggs has often been accused of contributing to the national obesity epidemic by selling fatty snacks on an industrial scale to a greedy public.\r\n\r\nBut the firm will fight back with its new £200 million fitness push, which will be trialed with a gym in Ipswich this winter.\r\n\r\nThe first Greggs was opened in Newcastle in 1951, and now it boasts more than 1,500 outlets across Britain, targeting those with an aversion to salad and healthy foods.\r\n\r\nThe business is now looking at snapping up an unnamed fitness chain and rebranding it as Greggs Gyms.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/greggs-fitness-e1470251127436.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/greggs-fitness-e1470251127436.jpg" alt="greggs gym fitness" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4211" /></a><I>Pie in the sky: Greggs customers to get free gym membership</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA retail expert said: "This will be a great PR exercise for Greggs - and probably the only exercise that any of its customers have ever taken.\r\n\r\n"But Greggs will be clever. It will offer free membership only to those whose new loyalty cards are filled up within a month period. And none of them will ever go to the gym, so it won\'t cost Greggs a penny."\r\n\r\nNobody from Greggs was available for comment, but insiders expect the share price to rise from tonight\'s 1,036 close when the Suffolk Gazette story is digested.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Greggs to open gyms for flabby customers', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'greggs-gyms', '', '', '2016-08-04 16:19:13', '2016-08-04 16:19:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4210', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4212, 1, '2016-08-03 19:35:00', '2016-08-03 19:35:00', '<b>Greggs, the High Street baker feeding pasties, pies, sausage rolls and doughnuts to the nation, is to launch a chain of gyms for loyal customers.</b>\r\n\r\nManagement aim to build a gymnasium in every town and city, and will offer free membership to its most regular customers who need to fight the flab.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nGreggs has often been accused of contributing to the national obesity epidemic by selling fatty snacks on an industrial scale to a greedy public.\r\n\r\nBut the firm will fight back with its new £200 million fitness push, which will be trialed with a gym in Ipswich this winter.\r\n\r\nThe first Greggs was opened in Newcastle in 1951, and now it boasts more than 1,500 outlets across Britain, targeting those with an aversion to salad and healthy foods.\r\n\r\nThe business is now looking at snapping up an unnamed fitness chain and rebranding it as Greggs Gyms.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/greggs-fitness-e1470251127436.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/greggs-fitness-e1470251127436.jpg" alt="greggs gym fitness" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4211" /></a><I>Pie in the sky: Greggs customers to get free gym membership</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA retail expert said: "This will be a great PR exercise for Greggs - and probably the only exercise that any of its customers have taken.\r\n\r\n"But Greggs will be clever. It will offer free membership only to those whose new loyalty cards are filled up within a month period. And none of them will ever go to the gym, so it won\'t cost Greggs a penny."\r\n\r\nNobody from Greggs was available for comment, but insiders expect the share price to rise from tonight\'s 1,036 close when the Suffolk Gazette story is digested.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Greggs to open gyms for flabby customers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4210-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-03 19:35:00', '2016-08-03 19:35:00', '', 4210, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4210-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4213, 1, '2016-08-03 19:37:05', '2016-08-03 19:37:05', '<b>By Our City Staff\r\n\r\nGreggs, the High Street baker feeding pasties, pies, sausage rolls and doughnuts to the nation, is to launch a chain of gyms for loyal customers.</b>\r\n\r\nManagement aim to build a gymnasium in every town and city, and will offer free membership to its most regular customers who need to fight the flab.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nGreggs has often been accused of contributing to the national obesity epidemic by selling fatty snacks on an industrial scale to a greedy public.\r\n\r\nBut the firm will fight back with its new £200 million fitness push, which will be trialed with a gym in Ipswich this winter.\r\n\r\nThe first Greggs was opened in Newcastle in 1951, and now it boasts more than 1,500 outlets across Britain, targeting those with an aversion to salad and healthy foods.\r\n\r\nThe business is now looking at snapping up an unnamed fitness chain and rebranding it as Greggs Gyms.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/greggs-fitness-e1470251127436.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/greggs-fitness-e1470251127436.jpg" alt="greggs gym fitness" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4211" /></a><I>Pie in the sky: Greggs customers to get free gym membership</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA retail expert said: "This will be a great PR exercise for Greggs - and probably the only exercise that any of its customers have taken.\r\n\r\n"But Greggs will be clever. It will offer free membership only to those whose new loyalty cards are filled up within a month period. And none of them will ever go to the gym, so it won\'t cost Greggs a penny."\r\n\r\nNobody from Greggs was available for comment, but insiders expect the share price to rise from tonight\'s 1,036 close when the Suffolk Gazette story is digested.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Greggs to open gyms for flabby customers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4210-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-03 19:37:05', '2016-08-03 19:37:05', '', 4210, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4210-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4214, 1, '2016-08-03 19:37:31', '2016-08-03 19:37:31', '<b>By Our City Staff\r\n\r\nGreggs, the High Street baker feeding pasties, pies, sausage rolls and doughnuts to the nation, is to launch a chain of gyms for loyal customers.</b>\r\n\r\nManagement aim to open a gymnasium in every town and city, and will offer free membership to its most regular customers who need to fight the flab.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nGreggs has often been accused of contributing to the national obesity epidemic by selling fatty snacks on an industrial scale to a greedy public.\r\n\r\nBut the firm will fight back with its new £200 million fitness push, which will be trialed with a gym in Ipswich this winter.\r\n\r\nThe first Greggs was opened in Newcastle in 1951, and now it boasts more than 1,500 outlets across Britain, targeting those with an aversion to salad and healthy foods.\r\n\r\nThe business is now looking at snapping up an unnamed fitness chain and rebranding it as Greggs Gyms.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/greggs-fitness-e1470251127436.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/greggs-fitness-e1470251127436.jpg" alt="greggs gym fitness" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4211" /></a><I>Pie in the sky: Greggs customers to get free gym membership</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA retail expert said: "This will be a great PR exercise for Greggs - and probably the only exercise that any of its customers have taken.\r\n\r\n"But Greggs will be clever. It will offer free membership only to those whose new loyalty cards are filled up within a month period. And none of them will ever go to the gym, so it won\'t cost Greggs a penny."\r\n\r\nNobody from Greggs was available for comment, but insiders expect the share price to rise from tonight\'s 1,036 close when the Suffolk Gazette story is digested.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Greggs to open gyms for flabby customers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4210-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-03 19:37:31', '2016-08-03 19:37:31', '', 4210, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4210-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4215, 1, '2016-08-03 19:38:27', '2016-08-03 19:38:27', '<b>By Our City Staff\r\n\r\nGreggs, the High Street baker feeding pasties, pies, sausage rolls and doughnuts to the nation, is to launch a chain of gyms for loyal customers.</b>\r\n\r\nManagement aim to open a gymnasium in every town and city, and will offer free membership to its most regular customers who need to fight the flab.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nGreggs has often been accused of contributing to the national obesity epidemic by selling fatty snacks on an industrial scale to a greedy public.\r\n\r\nBut the firm will fight back with its new £200 million fitness push, which will be trialed with a gym in Ipswich this winter.\r\n\r\nThe first Greggs was opened in Newcastle in 1951, and now it boasts more than 1,500 outlets across Britain, targeting those with an aversion to salad and healthy foods.\r\n\r\nThe business is now looking at snapping up an unnamed fitness chain and rebranding it as Greggs Gyms.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/greggs-fitness-e1470251127436.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/greggs-fitness-e1470251127436.jpg" alt="greggs gym fitness" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4211" /></a><I>Pie in the sky: Greggs customers to get free gym membership</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA retail expert said: "This will be a great PR exercise for Greggs - and probably the only exercise that any of its customers have ever taken.\r\n\r\n"But Greggs will be clever. It will offer free membership only to those whose new loyalty cards are filled up within a month period. And none of them will ever go to the gym, so it won\'t cost Greggs a penny."\r\n\r\nNobody from Greggs was available for comment, but insiders expect the share price to rise from tonight\'s 1,036 close when the Suffolk Gazette story is digested.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Greggs to open gyms for flabby customers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4210-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-03 19:38:27', '2016-08-03 19:38:27', '', 4210, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4210-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4217, 0, '2016-08-03 21:43:06', '2016-08-03 21:43:06', 'http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-36961433?ocid=socialflow_facebook&amp;ns_mchannel=social&amp;ns_campaign=bbcnews&amp;ns_source=facebook\r\n\r\nI saw this on Facebook.  I would have thought Ipswich buses should order some for use on the Norwich Road at least\r\n.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: William Millar\nAUTHOR EMAIL: william.millar@btinternet.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.235\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; William Millar\n    [2_Email] =&gt; william.millar@btinternet.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-36961433?ocid=socialflow_facebook&amp;ns_mchannel=social&amp;ns_campaign=bbcnews&amp;ns_source=facebook\r\n\r\nI saw this on Facebook.  I would have thought Ipswich buses should order some for use on the Norwich Road at least\r\n.\r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; e2c1ea347277da99f1c2f237438f372f\n)\n', 'William Millar - 2016-08-03 21:43:06', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'e2c1ea347277da99f1c2f237438f372f', '', '', '2016-08-03 21:43:06', '2016-08-03 21:43:06', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4217', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4218, 0, '2016-08-03 22:19:19', '2016-08-03 22:19:19', 'Wow-wee!! I know just how you "Suffolkians" feel: you are clumped together in the East Anglia conglomeration..... just how we "Salfordians" are clumped together with "those Mancs" (grrr!) \r\n\r\nI HATE having to respond to the question, "Do you live in Manchester?" with "No, Salford ACTUALLY!"... Moi and my fellow Salfordians feel great empathy with the "No, Hove, Actually" people.\r\n\r\nThat\'s the trouble with "Free movement of People"..... they cross the River Irwell, and pretend to live in Manchester...mind you, the last laugh is on those who live in "The Quays". They live in Ordsall (pronounced "ODDS ALL") in Salford and NOT Manchester!!!! ;-)\r\n\r\nWhat\'s the chance of getting the Suffolk Border Patrol to have a secondment here?\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Rob\nAUTHOR EMAIL: rradnell@hotmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.242\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Rob\n    [2_Email] =&gt; rradnell@hotmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Wow-wee!! I know just how you "Suffolkians" feel: you are clumped together in the East Anglia conglomeration..... just how we "Salfordians" are clumped together with "those Mancs" (grrr!) \r\n\r\nI HATE having to respond to the question, "Do you live in Manchester?" with "No, Salford ACTUALLY!"... Moi and my fellow Salfordians feel great empathy with the "No, Hove, Actually" people.\r\n\r\nThat\'s the trouble with "Free movement of People"..... they cross the River Irwell, and pretend to live in Manchester...mind you, the last laugh is on those who live in "The Quays". They live in Ordsall (pronounced "ODDS ALL") in Salford and NOT Manchester!!!! ;-)\r\n\r\nWhat\'s the chance of getting the Suffolk Border Patrol to have a secondment here? \r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 098c5f997e8c60dbe151aa4f4902f491\n)\n', 'Rob - 2016-08-03 22:19:19', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '098c5f997e8c60dbe151aa4f4902f491', '', '', '2016-08-03 22:19:19', '2016-08-03 22:19:19', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4218', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4219, 1, '2016-08-04 11:36:06', '2016-08-04 11:36:06', '<b>Folk dancing was developed from the ancient rural tradition of Wetting, scientists have confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nWetting was originally popular in East Anglia but died out as toilets became commonplace in the 19th century. It involved drinking huge amounts of ale while resisting the urge to go to the loo.\r\n\r\nWetters then performed a mythical dance as they hopped about trying to prevent an unfortunate accident - and when they could hold it in no more, they relieved themselves, generating an intense euphoric feeling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow scientists, who have studied centuries-old manuscripts, say the traditional Wetting dance was the forerunner to folk dancing, particularly Morris dancing, Highland dancing and Irish dancing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/morris-dancing.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/morris-dancing.jpg" alt="folk dancing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4220" /></a><i>Bizarre folk dancing rituals explained for the first time</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nWesley Winlock, of the Institute of Rural History in Stowmarket, said: "We set out to find out how folk dancing started; what its influences were. The more we looked into Wetting, the penny dropped.\r\n\r\n"We can now confirm the root of folk dancing is the mythical Wetting dance, and this explains why so many folk dancers are called pissheads."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Strange origin of folk dancing revealed', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'folk-dancing-wetting', '', '', '2016-08-04 11:40:58', '2016-08-04 11:40:58', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4219', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4221, 1, '2016-08-04 11:36:06', '2016-08-04 11:36:06', '<b>Folk dancing was developed from the ancient rural tradition of Wetting, scientists have confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nWetting was originally popular in East Anglia but died out as toilets became commonplace in the 19th century. It involved drinking huge amounts of ale while resisting the urge to go to the loo.\r\n\r\nWetters then performed a mythical dance as they hopped about trying to prevent an unfortunate accident - and when they could hold it in no more, they relieved themselves, generating an intense euphoric feeling.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow scientists, who have studied centuries-old manuscripts, say the traditional Wetting dance was the forerunner to folk dancing, particularly Morris dancing, Highland dancing and Irish dancing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/morris-dancing.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/morris-dancing.jpg" alt="folk dancing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4220" /></a><i>Bizarre folk dancing rituals explained for the first time</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nWesley Winlock, of the Institute of Rural History in Stowmarket, said: "We set out to find out how folk dancing started; what its influencers were. The more we looked into Wetting, the penny dropped.\r\n\r\n"We can now confirm the root of folk dancing is the mythical Wetting dance, and this explains why so many folk dancers are called pissheads."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Strange origin of folk dancing revealed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4219-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-04 11:36:06', '2016-08-04 11:36:06', '', 4219, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4219-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4222, 1, '2016-08-04 11:40:58', '2016-08-04 11:40:58', '<b>Folk dancing was developed from the ancient rural tradition of Wetting, scientists have confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nWetting was originally popular in East Anglia but died out as toilets became commonplace in the 19th century. It involved drinking huge amounts of ale while resisting the urge to go to the loo.\r\n\r\nWetters then performed a mythical dance as they hopped about trying to prevent an unfortunate accident - and when they could hold it in no more, they relieved themselves, generating an intense euphoric feeling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow scientists, who have studied centuries-old manuscripts, say the traditional Wetting dance was the forerunner to folk dancing, particularly Morris dancing, Highland dancing and Irish dancing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/morris-dancing.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/morris-dancing.jpg" alt="folk dancing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4220" /></a><i>Bizarre folk dancing rituals explained for the first time</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nWesley Winlock, of the Institute of Rural History in Stowmarket, said: "We set out to find out how folk dancing started; what its influences were. The more we looked into Wetting, the penny dropped.\r\n\r\n"We can now confirm the root of folk dancing is the mythical Wetting dance, and this explains why so many folk dancers are called pissheads."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Strange origin of folk dancing revealed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4219-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-04 11:40:58', '2016-08-04 11:40:58', '', 4219, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4219-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4229, 1, '2016-08-05 09:11:05', '2016-08-05 09:11:05', '<b>Britain\'s oldest school caretaker has been suspended after accidentally dyeing a whole class of young children blue.</b>\r\n\r\nNorman Fletcher, 87, who staff feared had been getting increasingly "doddery", got chemicals for the Little Brimmer Primary School swimming pool mixed up with powdered blue paint.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nFar from making the indoor pool water cleaner, his mistake turned it into a huge paint pot.\r\n\r\nAnd when the class of excited eight-year-old kids jumped in for their afternoon swimming lesson, they surfaced looking like a group of startled smurfs.\r\n\r\nThey were immediately hauled out of the water, but the colour would not rinse off in the showers. As a precaution, the children were taken to the Little Brimmer Medical Centre, where the receptionist annoyed teachers by asking: "Where are you all coming from?"\r\n\r\nDoctors said nobody\'s health was at risk, and worried parents were told the paint should fade away by the New Year.\r\n\r\nA sign at the school gates warns the pool will be closed for the foreseeable future.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg" alt="little-brimmer-primary-school" width="499" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2206" /></a></center><center><i>Sign of the times at Suffolk school</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne mum, who asked not to be named, said: "We all like Mr Fletcher. The old boy has been part of school life here for over 60 years, but we feel the work is getting a bit too much for him.\r\n\r\n"My daughter thinks it\'s funny being blue, and she\'ll certainly look a little odd for Christmas, but it could have been worse. What if Mr Fletcher had got rat poison mixed up instead of paint? At least the worst of it now is the kids look like smurfs."\r\n\r\nHeadmaster James Peat said in a statement: "We are taking this very seriously, and Mr Fletcher has been suspended pending further inquiries. He has served the school loyally, and we know he loves his job, but at 87 years old it is probably time for him to hang up his mop."\r\n\r\nMr Fletcher, who had mistaken the paint for chemicals when he visited Little Brimmer\'s local shop to stock up on school supplies, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-239x300.jpeg" alt="image" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1996" /></a></center><center><i>Where Mr Fletcher got powdered paint</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Elderly school caretaker dyed kids blue', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2205-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-05 09:11:05', '2016-08-05 09:11:05', '', 2205, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2205-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4230, 1, '2018-08-04 07:53:51', '2018-08-04 07:53:51', '<strong>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town are already above East Anglian rivals Norwich City in the league, the Suffolk Gazette can confirm.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Tractor boys sit in a respectable 13th position, a full three places above the struggling Canaries.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhat makes Town\'s start to the season even more impressive is that Norwich, who were relegated from the Premiership last season, have kept most of their Fancy Dan squad together while Ipswich continue to operate on a shoestring.\r\n\r\nYou can see the full early-season table below. The league may be tight, but they do say the table never lies. It is surprising, however, to see Barnsley doing so well.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/CE5E0BA5-96E0-4C24-800A-D64C4427A78E-e1533376468929.jpeg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/CE5E0BA5-96E0-4C24-800A-D64C4427A78E-e1533376468929.jpeg" alt="" width="500" height="889" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9308" /></a>\r\n\r\nA football expert said: "Norwich fans assumed they would run away with the Championship this season, but it turns out Ipswich are above them already. This is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-town-long-service-award/">Ipswich\'s 17th consecutive season in this division</a>, so they have been a model of consistency.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich fans are delighted by this, and point out that promotion or relegation is far too stressful anyway."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich owner Delia Smith is desperate for the club to get back to the Premiership before it faces financial ruin.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town above Norwich City in the league', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-town-above-norwich', '', '', '2018-08-04 09:59:31', '2018-08-04 09:59:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4230', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4232, 1, '2016-08-05 10:41:19', '2016-08-05 10:41:19', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town are already above East Anglian rivals Norwich City in the league, the Suffolk Gazette can confirm.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Tractor boys sit in a respectable 13th position, a full three places above the Canaries.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWhat makes Town\'s start to the season even more impressive is that their fierce rivals, who were relegated from the Premiership last season, have kept most of their Fancy Dan squad together while Ipswich operate on a shoestring.\r\n\r\nThe league table may be tight, but they do say the table never lies. It is surprising, however, to see Barnsley doing so well.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/championship-table-start.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/championship-table-start.jpg" alt="championship table" width="519" height="839" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4231" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA football expert said: "Norwich fans assumed they would run away with the Championsip this season, but it turns out Ipswich are above them. This is Ipswich\'s 14th consecutive season in this division, so they have been a model of consistency."\r\n\r\n', 'Ipswich above Norwich in the league', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4230-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-05 10:41:19', '2016-08-05 10:41:19', '', 4230, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4230-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4233, 1, '2016-08-05 10:50:13', '2016-08-05 10:50:13', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town are already above East Anglian rivals Norwich City in the league, the Suffolk Gazette can confirm.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Tractor boys sit in a respectable 13th position, a full three places above the struggling Canaries.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWhat makes Town\'s start to the season even more impressive is that Norwich, who were relegated from the Premiership last season, have kept most of their Fancy Dan squad together while Ipswich continue to operate on owner Marcus Evans\' shoestring.\r\n\r\nYou can see the full early season table below. The league table may be tight, but they do say the table never lies. It is surprising, however, to see Barnsley doing so well.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/championship-table-start.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/championship-table-start.jpg" alt="championship table" width="519" height="839" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4231" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA football expert said: "Norwich fans assumed they would run away with the Championsip this season, but it turns out Ipswich are above them already. This is Ipswich\'s 15th consecutive season in this division, so they have been a model of consistency.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich fans are delighted by this, and point out that promotion or relegation is far too stressful anyway."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich owner Delia Smith is desperate for the club to get back to the Premiership before it faces financial ruin.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Ipswich Town above Norwich City in the league', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4230-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-05 10:50:13', '2016-08-05 10:50:13', '', 4230, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4230-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4234, 1, '2016-08-05 10:51:49', '2016-08-05 10:51:49', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town are already above East Anglian rivals Norwich City in the league, the Suffolk Gazette can confirm.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Tractor boys sit in a respectable 13th position, a full three places above the struggling Canaries.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWhat makes Town\'s start to the season even more impressive is that Norwich, who were relegated from the Premiership last season, have kept most of their Fancy Dan squad together while Ipswich continue to operate on a shoestring.\r\n\r\nYou can see the full early-season table below. The league may be tight, but they do say the table never lies. It is surprising, however, to see Barnsley doing so well.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/championship-table-start.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/championship-table-start.jpg" alt="championship table" width="519" height="839" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4231" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA football expert said: "Norwich fans assumed they would run away with the Championship this season, but it turns out Ipswich are above them already. This is Ipswich\'s 15th consecutive season in this division, so they have been a model of consistency.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich fans are delighted by this, and point out that promotion or relegation is far too stressful anyway."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich owner Delia Smith is desperate for the club to get back to the Premiership before it faces financial ruin.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Ipswich Town above Norwich City in the league', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4230-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-05 10:51:49', '2016-08-05 10:51:49', '', 4230, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4230-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4237, 1, '2016-08-07 09:18:15', '2016-08-07 09:18:15', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Phil Ward, Health Reporter\r\n\r\nScientists have discovered that drinking beer makes men more intelligent.</b>\r\n\r\nBoffins at Suffolk\'s prestigious College of Medicine found men who drink at least five pints of ale a day were far better equipped to hold high-level discussions about important issues of the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAnd blokes on the beer were also more adept at completing brain tasks like finishing cryptic crosswords and solving complicated mathematical equations.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-e1442559468613.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-566x377.jpg" alt="pints-of-beer" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1710" /></a></center><center><i>Cheers: beer is a brilliant brain food</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe surprising findings will be music to the ears of boozers across Britain, who have been insisting beer is good for them since the drink was first invented in 1937.\r\n\r\nBut the scientists at the College of Medicine in Stowmarket, which is recognised as one of Europe\'s top drug and chemical research institutions, found that the opposite was true for women.\r\n\r\n"We supplemented our research by looking at women\'s behaviour after they have been drinking beer," explained the college\'s Dr Jeremy Donaldson.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately women are wired differently to men, and women became less intelligent after drinking.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Talking gibberish\'</b>\r\n\r\n"We conducted strict testing under laboratory conditions and watched aghast as the women on the beer started talking gibberish and picking fights with each other.\r\n\r\n"It always started with something really small, an innocent passing comment, for example. But it quickly blew out of proportion into a real ruck that spilled out into the car park.\r\n\r\n"We then carried out the same intelligence tests as we did on the male test group, and the women had trouble holding the pen the correct way up, and could then only draw doodles on the crossword rather than complete it.\r\n\r\n"But for men the news is indeed very encouraging, and the fact we are releasing it on a Friday means they can go into the weekend with their heads held high, knowing a good night or two on the beer will make them a better person."\r\n\r\nDr Donaldson is yet to release the full findings, but he did reveal that his team found chemical reactions between malt, sugars and yeast were responsible for increasing cells in the male brain.\r\n\r\nBeer drinker Danny Francis, 28, of Eye, said: "I knew I was a clever bloke but did not really know why, because my dad and the rest of the family are pretty thick.\r\n\r\n"But I drink loads of Adnams beer, so this research explains it. Last week I completed the Sun\'s crossword for the first time in my life, and that was after seven pints."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer to get more intelligent stories (please)!</a>', 'Drinking beer makes men more intelligent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1709-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-07 09:18:15', '2016-08-07 09:18:15', '', 1709, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1709-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4240, 1, '2016-08-09 11:34:22', '2016-08-09 11:34:22', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nTwo elderly Norfolk farmers, who were supposed to be knighted by the Queen for services to British agriculture, were thrown out of Buckingham Palace because they turned up for the ceremony with their pitchforks.</b>\r\n\r\nBubba and Billy-Bob Spuckler, from Downham Market, were told to dress smartly for their investiture in London, and so wore traditional Norfolk dress including their trusty pitchforks.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut Royal protection officers took one look at the pair, aged 87 and 85, and threw them out into The Mall when they refused to leave the prized farming implements at the door.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/norfolk-brothers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/norfolk-brothers.jpg" alt="norfolk farmers" width="960" height="548" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4242" /></a><i>For fork\'s sake: Bubba and Billy-Bob Spuckler dressed up for their trip to meet the Queen</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe pair have farmed turnips since 1942, and their veg has been the official supplier to Sandringham, the Queen\'s Norfolk estate, since she took the throne in 1952.\r\n\r\nHer Majesty is said to "adore" their tasty turnips and was happy to give both a knighthood, meaning they would be known in future as Sir Bubba and Sir Billy-Bob.\r\n\r\nHowever, the pair left Buckingham Palace empty-handed after refusing to leave their pitchforks at the door.\r\n\r\nIndignant Bubba told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Queen, God bless her, was going to tap us on each shoulder with a large sword, so I didn\'t think they\'d mind us having our own traditional pitchforks. We\'ve used them for 70 years, so there was no way we were going to leave them at the door where someone might pinch them.\r\n\r\n"So we turned around, went back to Liverpool Street, and got the train back to Norwich."\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace spokesman confirmed: "Unfortunately two gentlemen did not receive their knighthoods at a recent investiture ceremony because they had two dangerous items with them."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Pitchfork farmers thrown out of Buckingham Palace', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'pitchfork-farmers-queen', '', '', '2016-08-10 11:25:12', '2016-08-10 11:25:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4240', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4243, 1, '2016-08-09 11:33:42', '2016-08-09 11:33:42', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nTwo elderly Norfolk farmers, who were supposed to be knighted by the Queen for services to British agriculture, were thrown out of Buckingham Palace because they turned up for the ceremony with their pitchforks.</b>\r\n\r\nBubba and Billy-Bob Spuckler, from Downham Market, were told to dress smartly for their investiture in London, and so wore traditional Norfolk dress including their trusty pitchforks.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut Royal protection officers took one look at the pair, aged 87 and 85, and threw them out into The Mall when they refused to leave the prized farming implements at the door.\r\n\r\nThe pair have farmed turnips since 1942, and their veg has been the official supplier to Sandringham, the Queen\'s Norfolk estate, since she took the throne in 1952.\r\n\r\nHer Majesty is said to "adore" their tasty turnips and was happy to give both a knighthood, meaning they would be known in future as Sir Bubba and Sir Billy-Bob.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/norfolk-brothers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/norfolk-brothers.jpg" alt="norfolk farmers" width="960" height="548" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4242" /></a><i>For fork\'s sake: Bubba and Billy-Bob Spuckler dressed up for their trip to meet the Queen</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHowever, the pair left Buckingham Palace empty-handed after refusing to leave their pitchforks at the door.\r\n\r\nIndignant Bubba told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Queen, God bless her, was going to tap us on each shoulder with a large sword, so I didn\'t think they\'d mind us having our own traditional pitchforks. We\'ve used them for 70 years, so there was no way we were going to leave them at the door where someone might pinch them.\r\n\r\n"So we turned around, went back to Liverpool Street, and got the train back to Norwich."\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace spokesman confirmed: "Unfortunately two gentlemen did not receive their knighthoods at a recent investiture ceremony because they had two dangerous items with them."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Pitchfork farmers thrown out of Buckingham Palace', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4240-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-09 11:33:42', '2016-08-09 11:33:42', '', 4240, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4240-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4244, 1, '2016-08-09 11:41:16', '2016-08-09 11:41:16', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nTwo elderly Norfolk farmers, who were supposed to be knighted by the Queen for services to British agriculture, were thrown out of Buckingham Palace because they turned up for the ceremony with their pitchforks.</b>\r\n\r\nBubba and Billy-Bob Spuckler, from Downham Market, were told to dress smartly for their investiture in London, and so wore traditional Norfolk dress including their trusty pitchforks.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut Royal protection officers took one look at the pair, aged 87 and 85, and threw them out into The Mall when they refused to leave the prized farming implements at the door.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/norfolk-brothers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/norfolk-brothers.jpg" alt="norfolk farmers" width="960" height="548" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4242" /></a><i>For fork\'s sake: Bubba and Billy-Bob Spuckler dressed up for their trip to meet the Queen</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe pair have farmed turnips since 1942, and their veg has been the official supplier to Sandringham, the Queen\'s Norfolk estate, since she took the throne in 1952.\r\n\r\nHer Majesty is said to "adore" their tasty turnips and was happy to give both a knighthood, meaning they would be known in future as Sir Bubba and Sir Billy-Bob.\r\n\r\nHowever, the pair left Buckingham Palace empty-handed after refusing to leave their pitchforks at the door.\r\n\r\nIndignant Bubba told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Queen, God bless her, was going to tap us on each shoulder with a large sword, so I didn\'t think they\'d mind us having our own traditional pitchforks. We\'ve used them for 70 years, so there was no way we were going to leave them at the door where someone might pinch them.\r\n\r\n"So we turned around, went back to Liverpool Street, and got the train back to Norwich."\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace spokesman confirmed: "Unfortunately two gentlemen did not receive their knighthoods at a recent investiture ceremony because they had two dangerous items with them."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Pitchfork farmers thrown out of Buckingham Palace', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4240-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-09 11:41:16', '2016-08-09 11:41:16', '', 4240, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4240-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4245, 1, '2016-08-10 11:22:15', '2016-08-10 11:22:15', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nSleeper trains will run from Ipswich to London as part of the newly-extended Abellio Anglia rail franchise, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</strong>\r\n\r\nAbellio promised a host of new initiatives to win the £1.8 billion contract, which will keep them in charge of our trains through to 2025.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut it is the sleepers which catch the eye, ensuring tediously <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/seaplane/">long delays into London</a> can now be enjoyed from the comfort of a private suite and a bed.\r\n\r\nThe sleepers, part of a guaranteed 1,043 new carriages, will give commuters privacy and somewhere to kip when 70-minute journey times regularly turn into many hours.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ipswich-sleeper-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ipswich-sleeper-train.jpg" alt="sleeper train" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4246" /></a><i>Breaking snooze: sleepers like this will be used between Ipswich and London</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn Abellio insider said: "We are making all sorts of grand announcements today about new carriages, better customer service and anything else we can think of on the spur of the moment.\r\n\r\n"However, there is no escaping the fact that trains will still be painfully slow getting into London. Sleeper trains are the perfect answer so commuters can snooze in comfort for hours on end.\r\n\r\n"Some may find it easier to get a late night sleeper train from Ipswich, which will then get them into Liverpool Street for 7am the next morning. If for some reason the train runs on time, then it will stop in sidings at Romford for the night."\r\n\r\nAs part of the new franchise, announced by the Department of Transport this morning, the old Abellio Greater Anglia name will be shunted into history and replaced with the new Abellio East Anglia brand.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk railway campaigner said: "There was nothing great about Greater Anglia. At least Abellio East Anglia better describes where customers live."   \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Sleeper trains roll out between Ipswich and London', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'sleeper-trains-ipswich-london', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:54:54', '2018-01-29 14:54:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4245', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4247, 1, '2016-08-10 11:22:15', '2016-08-10 11:22:15', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nSleeper trains will run from Ipswich to London as part of the newly-extended Abellio Anglia rail franchise, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nAbellio promised a host of new initiatives to win the £1.8 billion contract, which will keep them in charge of our trains through to 2025.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut it is the sleepers which catch the eye, ensuring tediously long delays into London can now be enjoyed from the comfort of a private suite and a bed.\r\n\r\nThe sleepers, part of a guaranteed 1,043 new carriages, will give commuters privacy and somewhere to kip when 70-minute journey times regularly turn into many hours.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ipswich-sleeper-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ipswich-sleeper-train.jpg" alt="sleeper train" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4246" /></a><i>Breaking snooze: sleepers like this will be used between Ipswich and London</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn Abellio insider said: "We are making all sorts of grand announcements today about new carriages, better customer service and anything else we can think of on the spur of the moment.\r\n\r\n"However, there is no escaping the fact that trains will still be painfully slow getting into London. Sleeper trains are the perfect answer so commuters can snooze in comfort for hours on end.\r\n\r\n"Some may find it easier to get a late night sleeper train from Ipswich, which will then get them into Liverpool Street for 7am the next morning. If for some reason the train runs on time, then it will stop in sidings at Romford for the night."\r\n\r\nAs part of the new franchise, announced by the Department of Transport this morning, the old Abellio Greater Anglia name will be shunted into history and replaced with the new Abellio East Anglia brand.\r\n\r\nA railway campaigner said: "There was nothing great about Greater Anglia. At least Abellio East Anglia better describes where customers live."   \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Sleeper trains roll out between Ipswich and London', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4245-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-10 11:22:15', '2016-08-10 11:22:15', '', 4245, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4245-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4248, 1, '2016-08-10 11:24:32', '2016-08-10 11:24:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nSleeper trains will run from Ipswich to London as part of the newly-extended Abellio Anglia rail franchise, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nAbellio promised a host of new initiatives to win the £1.8 billion contract, which will keep them in charge of our trains through to 2025.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut it is the sleepers which catch the eye, ensuring tediously long delays into London can now be enjoyed from the comfort of a private suite and a bed.\r\n\r\nThe sleepers, part of a guaranteed 1,043 new carriages, will give commuters privacy and somewhere to kip when 70-minute journey times regularly turn into many hours.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ipswich-sleeper-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ipswich-sleeper-train.jpg" alt="sleeper train" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4246" /></a><i>Breaking snooze: sleepers like this will be used between Ipswich and London</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn Abellio insider said: "We are making all sorts of grand announcements today about new carriages, better customer service and anything else we can think of on the spur of the moment.\r\n\r\n"However, there is no escaping the fact that trains will still be painfully slow getting into London. Sleeper trains are the perfect answer so commuters can snooze in comfort for hours on end.\r\n\r\n"Some may find it easier to get a late night sleeper train from Ipswich, which will then get them into Liverpool Street for 7am the next morning. If for some reason the train runs on time, then it will stop in sidings at Romford for the night."\r\n\r\nAs part of the new franchise, announced by the Department of Transport this morning, the old Abellio Greater Anglia name will be shunted into history and replaced with the new Abellio East Anglia brand.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk railway campaigner said: "There was nothing great about Greater Anglia. At least Abellio East Anglia better describes where customers live."   \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Sleeper trains roll out between Ipswich and London', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4245-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-10 11:24:32', '2016-08-10 11:24:32', '', 4245, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4245-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4249, 1, '2016-08-10 17:24:46', '2016-08-10 17:24:46', '<strong>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nOlympics organisers have revealed their diving pool\'s water turned from blue to green after an athlete urinated in it.</strong>\r\n\r\nSimilar chemicals are used routinely in public swimming pools to deter bathers from relieving themselves in the water.\r\n\r\nBut this is the first time the system has been used at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/beach-volleyball/">the Olympics</a>, and organisers in Brazil were horrified when the water went green last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey are now trying to identify the culprit, although Britain\'s Tom Daley and his partner Dan Goodfellow, who won bronze in the synchronized diving, are believed to be in the clear.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg" alt="olympic diving pool turns green" width="620" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4253" /></a>\r\n\r\n"It is not really a health issue," an Olympics official said, "because any bacteria in the urine is killed off by the chlorine. But we had hoped the dye would be a deterrent.\r\n\r\n"Clearly someone got a little too excited after their dive and couldn\'t hold on."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Olympic diver\'s pee turned pool green', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'olympic-diver-pee-green-pool', '', '', '2018-02-02 09:47:34', '2018-02-02 09:47:34', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4249', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4253, 1, '2016-08-10 17:11:45', '2016-08-10 17:11:45', 'The Olympic diving pool in Brazil turns green after a diver did a pee.', 'olympic-pool-green', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'olympic-pool-green', '', '', '2016-08-10 17:12:22', '2016-08-10 17:12:22', '', 4249, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4254, 1, '2016-08-10 17:22:52', '2016-08-10 17:22:52', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nOlympics organisers have revealed their diving pool\'s water turned from blue to green after an athlete urinated in it.</b>\r\n\r\nSimilar chemicals are used routinely in public swimming pools to deter bathers from relieving themselves in the water.\r\n\r\nBut this is the first time the system has been used at the Olympics, and organisers in Brazil were horrified when the water went green last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey are now trying to identify the culprit, although Britain\'s Tom Daley and his partner Dan Goodfellow, who won bronze in the synchronized diving, are believed to be in the clear.\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg" alt="olympic diving pool turns green" width="620" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4253" /></a><i>Pee green: who was the phantom widdler in the pool?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It is not really a health issue," an Olympics official said, "because any bacteria in the urine is killed off by the chlorine. But we had hoped the dye would be a deterrent.\r\n\r\n"Clearly someone got a little too excited after their dive and couldn\'t hold on."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic diver\'s pee turned pool green, organisers reveal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4249-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-10 17:22:52', '2016-08-10 17:22:52', '', 4249, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4249-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4255, 1, '2016-08-10 17:26:03', '2016-08-10 17:26:03', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nOlympics organisers have revealed their diving pool\'s water turned from blue to green after an athlete urinated in it.</b>\r\n\r\nSimilar chemicals are used routinely in public swimming pools to deter bathers from relieving themselves in the water.\r\n\r\nBut this is the first time the system has been used at the Olympics, and organisers in Brazil were horrified when the water went green last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey are now trying to identify the culprit, although Britain\'s Tom Daley and his partner Dan Goodfellow, who won bronze in the synchronized diving, are believed to be in the clear.\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg" alt="olympic diving pool turns green" width="620" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4253" /></a><i>Pee green: who was the phantom widdler in the pool?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It is not really a health issue," an Olympics official said, "because any bacteria in the urine is killed off by the chlorine. But we had hoped the dye would be a deterrent.\r\n\r\n"Clearly someone got a little too excited after their dive and couldn\'t hold on."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic diver\'s pee turned pool green', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4249-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-10 17:26:03', '2016-08-10 17:26:03', '', 4249, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4249-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4256, 1, '2016-08-10 17:27:28', '2016-08-10 17:27:28', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\n\nOlympics organisers have revealed their diving pool\'s water turned from blue to green after an athlete urinated in it.</b>\n\nSimilar chemicals are used routinely in public swimming pools to deter bathers from relieving themselves in the water.\n\nBut this is the first time the system has been used at the Olympics, and organisers in Brazil were horrified when the water went green last night.\n\n\n<br>\nThey are now trying to identify the culprit, although Britain\'s Tom Daley and his partner Dan Goodfellow, who won bronze in the synchronized diving, are believed to be in the clear.\n\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg" alt="olympic diving pool turns green" width="620" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4253" /></a><i>Pee green: who was the phantom widdler in the pool?</center></i><br><br>\n\n"It is not really a health issue," an Olympics official said, "because any bacteria in the urine is killed off by the chlorine. But we had hoped the dye would be a deterrent.\n\n"Clearly someone got a little too excited after their dive and couldn\'t hold on."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic diver\'s pee turned pool green', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4249-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-08-10 17:27:28', '2016-08-10 17:27:28', '', 4249, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4249-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4257, 1, '2016-08-10 17:27:30', '2016-08-10 17:27:30', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nOlympics organisers have revealed their diving pool\'s water turned from blue to green after an athlete urinated in it.</b>\r\n\r\nSimilar chemicals are used routinely in public swimming pools to deter bathers from relieving themselves in the water.\r\n\r\nBut this is the first time the system has been used at the Olympics, and organisers in Brazil were horrified when the water went green last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThey are now trying to identify the culprit, although Britain\'s Tom Daley and his partner Dan Goodfellow, who won bronze in the synchronized diving, are believed to be in the clear.\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg" alt="olympic diving pool turns green" width="620" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4253" /></a><i>Pee green: who was the phantom widdler in the pool?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It is not really a health issue," an Olympics official said, "because any bacteria in the urine is killed off by the chlorine. But we had hoped the dye would be a deterrent.\r\n\r\n"Clearly someone got a little too excited after their dive and couldn\'t hold on."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic diver\'s pee turned pool green', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4249-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-10 17:27:30', '2016-08-10 17:27:30', '', 4249, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4249-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4259, 1, '2016-08-11 08:37:09', '2016-08-11 08:37:09', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nFishermen are hunting a giant octopus which attacked Olympic swimmers as they trained in the sea off Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.</b>\r\n\r\nTop athletes including America\'s Michael Phelps were nearly dragged to their deaths as the giant sea creature wrapped fifteen-foot tentacles around their bodies.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe swimmers managed to escape when their support teams, watching the training from a boat, freed them from the grip of the fearsome octopus, and frightened it away.\r\n\r\nDespite being left with horrific scars from the tentacle suckers, Phelps and Chinese swimmer Wang Qun were able to compete in events the next day, with the American bagging his 21st gold medal in the 200-metre butterfly.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg" alt="giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers" width="772" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4260" /></a><i>Horrific octopus attacks left Phelps and other swimmers scarred and scared</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk marine expert Martin Brody said the octopus was a giant cephalopod mollusc found commonly in the South Atlantic Ocean. "This one does sound quite large," he said. "Normally they feed on the ocean floor but they have been known to go to the surface to hunt."\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, a fisherman in Rio, said: "We have been offered a large bounty prize to catch the octopus before someone gets killed. But I think I\'m going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\nThe news omes just a day after Olympic chiefs admitted they were trying to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">identify the diver who peed in the Olympic diving pool, turning it green</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'giant-octopus-olympic-swimmers', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:40:47', '2016-08-18 09:40:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4259', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4261, 1, '2016-08-11 08:33:27', '2016-08-11 08:33:27', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nFishermen are hunting a giant octopus which attacked Olympic swimmers as they trained in the sea off Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.</b>\r\n\r\nTop athletes including America\'s Michael Phelps were nearly dragged to their deaths as the giant sea creature wrapped fifteen-foot tentacles around their bodies.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe swimmers managed to escape when their support teams, watching the training from a boat, managed to free them from the grip of the fearsome octopus, and frighten it away.\r\n\r\nDespite being left with horrific scars from the tentacle suckers, Phelps and Chinese swimmer Wang Qun were able to compete in events the next day, with the American bagging his 21st Gold in the 200-metre butterfly.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg" alt="giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers" width="772" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4260" /></a><i>Horrific octopus attacks left Phelps and other swimmers scarred and scared</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk marine expert Martin Brody said the octopus was a giant cephalopod mollusc found commonly in the South Atlantic Ocean. "This one does sound quite large," he said. "Normally they feed on the ocean floor but they have been known to go tot he surface to hunt."\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, a fisherman in Rio, said: "We have been offered a large bounty prize to catch the octopus before someone gets killed. But I think I\'m going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4259-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-11 08:33:27', '2016-08-11 08:33:27', '', 4259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4262, 1, '2016-08-11 08:34:32', '2016-08-11 08:34:32', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nFishermen are hunting a giant octopus which attacked Olympic swimmers as they trained in the sea off Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.</b>\r\n\r\nTop athletes including America\'s Michael Phelps were nearly dragged to their deaths as the giant sea creature wrapped fifteen-foot tentacles around their bodies.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe swimmers managed to escape when their support teams, watching the training from a boat, freed them from the grip of the fearsome octopus, and frightened it away.\r\n\r\nDespite being left with horrific scars from the tentacle suckers, Phelps and Chinese swimmer Wang Qun were able to compete in events the next day, with the American bagging his 21st Gold in the 200-metre butterfly.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg" alt="giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers" width="772" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4260" /></a><i>Horrific octopus attacks left Phelps and other swimmers scarred and scared</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk marine expert Martin Brody said the octopus was a giant cephalopod mollusc found commonly in the South Atlantic Ocean. "This one does sound quite large," he said. "Normally they feed on the ocean floor but they have been known to go tot he surface to hunt."\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, a fisherman in Rio, said: "We have been offered a large bounty prize to catch the octopus before someone gets killed. But I think I\'m going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4259-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-11 08:34:32', '2016-08-11 08:34:32', '', 4259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4263, 1, '2016-08-11 08:35:18', '2016-08-11 08:35:18', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nFishermen are hunting a giant octopus which attacked Olympic swimmers as they trained in the sea off Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.</b>\r\n\r\nTop athletes including America\'s Michael Phelps were nearly dragged to their deaths as the giant sea creature wrapped fifteen-foot tentacles around their bodies.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe swimmers managed to escape when their support teams, watching the training from a boat, freed them from the grip of the fearsome octopus, and frightened it away.\r\n\r\nDespite being left with horrific scars from the tentacle suckers, Phelps and Chinese swimmer Wang Qun were able to compete in events the next day, with the American bagging his 21st gold medal in the 200-metre butterfly.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg" alt="giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers" width="772" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4260" /></a><i>Horrific octopus attacks left Phelps and other swimmers scarred and scared</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk marine expert Martin Brody said the octopus was a giant cephalopod mollusc found commonly in the South Atlantic Ocean. "This one does sound quite large," he said. "Normally they feed on the ocean floor but they have been known to go tot he surface to hunt."\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, a fisherman in Rio, said: "We have been offered a large bounty prize to catch the octopus before someone gets killed. But I think I\'m going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4259-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-11 08:35:18', '2016-08-11 08:35:18', '', 4259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4264, 1, '2016-08-11 08:36:17', '2016-08-11 08:36:17', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nFishermen are hunting a giant octopus which attacked Olympic swimmers as they trained in the sea off Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.</b>\r\n\r\nTop athletes including America\'s Michael Phelps were nearly dragged to their deaths as the giant sea creature wrapped fifteen-foot tentacles around their bodies.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe swimmers managed to escape when their support teams, watching the training from a boat, freed them from the grip of the fearsome octopus, and frightened it away.\r\n\r\nDespite being left with horrific scars from the tentacle suckers, Phelps and Chinese swimmer Wang Qun were able to compete in events the next day, with the American bagging his 21st gold medal in the 200-metre butterfly.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg" alt="giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers" width="772" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4260" /></a><i>Horrific octopus attacks left Phelps and other swimmers scarred and scared</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk marine expert Martin Brody said the octopus was a giant cephalopod mollusc found commonly in the South Atlantic Ocean. "This one does sound quite large," he said. "Normally they feed on the ocean floor but they have been known to go to the surface to hunt."\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, a fisherman in Rio, said: "We have been offered a large bounty prize to catch the octopus before someone gets killed. But I think I\'m going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4259-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-11 08:36:17', '2016-08-11 08:36:17', '', 4259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4265, 1, '2016-08-11 08:55:41', '2016-08-11 08:55:41', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\n\nFishermen are hunting a giant octopus which attacked Olympic swimmers as they trained in the sea off Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.</b>\n\nTop athletes including America\'s Michael Phelps were nearly dragged to their deaths as the giant sea creature wrapped fifteen-foot tentacles around their bodies.\n\n\n<br>\nThe swimmers managed to escape when their support teams, watching the training from a boat, freed them from the grip of the fearsome octopus, and frightened it away.\n\nDespite being left with horrific scars from the tentacle suckers, Phelps and Chinese swimmer Wang Qun were able to compete in events the next day, with the American bagging his 21st gold medal in the 200-metre butterfly.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg" alt="giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers" width="772" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4260" /></a><i>Horrific octopus attacks left Phelps and other swimmers scarred and scared</center></i><br><br>\n\nSuffolk marine expert Martin Brody said the octopus was a giant cephalopod mollusc found commonly in the South Atlantic Ocean. "This one does sound quite large," he said. "Normally they feed on the ocean floor but they have been known to go to the surface to hunt."\n\nBartholomew Quint, a fisherman in Rio, said: "We have been offered a large bounty prize to catch the octopus before someone gets killed. But I think I\'m going to need a bigger boat."\n\nThe news \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4259-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-08-11 08:55:41', '2016-08-11 08:55:41', '', 4259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4259-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4266, 1, '2016-08-11 08:56:44', '2016-08-11 08:56:44', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nFishermen are hunting a giant octopus which attacked Olympic swimmers as they trained in the sea off Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.</b>\r\n\r\nTop athletes including America\'s Michael Phelps were nearly dragged to their deaths as the giant sea creature wrapped fifteen-foot tentacles around their bodies.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe swimmers managed to escape when their support teams, watching the training from a boat, freed them from the grip of the fearsome octopus, and frightened it away.\r\n\r\nDespite being left with horrific scars from the tentacle suckers, Phelps and Chinese swimmer Wang Qun were able to compete in events the next day, with the American bagging his 21st gold medal in the 200-metre butterfly.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg" alt="giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers" width="772" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4260" /></a><i>Horrific octopus attacks left Phelps and other swimmers scarred and scared</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk marine expert Martin Brody said the octopus was a giant cephalopod mollusc found commonly in the South Atlantic Ocean. "This one does sound quite large," he said. "Normally they feed on the ocean floor but they have been known to go to the surface to hunt."\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, a fisherman in Rio, said: "We have been offered a large bounty prize to catch the octopus before someone gets killed. But I think I\'m going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\nThe news omes just a day after Olympic chiefs admitted they were trying to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">identify the diver who peed in the Olympic diving pool, turning it green</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4259-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-11 08:56:44', '2016-08-11 08:56:44', '', 4259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4269, 1, '2016-08-14 14:40:59', '2016-08-14 14:40:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>Just look at the size of my crack! It\'s getting bigger by the day despite all the showers we had earlier in the season, and I know many of you are in the same situation. I keep worrying that there will be a sinkhole, devouring me, my perpetual spinach, folding chair and bottle of Adnams\' Prosecco.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is vital that you keep watering the soil at the root of your crops.\r\n\r\nAnd when it does rain, try to get your butt filled. The environmentally-minded are right to tell us to re-use water when we can. I do when washing the lettuce and swishing the slugs off.\r\n\r\nBut then there\'s what they call "grey water", such as washing up water and bath water. I\'m sorry but I don\'t want to tip curry-sludge Fairy Liquidated water over my night-scented stocks. Or have my radishes smothered with Avon bubble bath with pomegranate and lily leftovers.\r\n \r\nI poured some dishwater in our fountain once and it created more froth than a foam party in a Romford nightclub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg" alt="big crack in the ground" width="1632" height="1224" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4273" /></a><i>My crack is getting so big you could fit a broom handle in it</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOf course we all have a responsibility to preserve water, which is why my husband and I feel duty-bound to drink alternatives like wine, beer and Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nIn fact, few could do more in that respect, to save the polar bear.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAfter seeing my crack, I have no doubt the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/hosepipe-ban-drought/">authorities will introduce a hosepipe ban</a>. We\'ll all have to hide our hoses, including Olympic water sports people like Tom Daley in their skimpy speedos. The Suffolk Gazette suggested it was <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">wee-wee that turned the water from blue to green at the Olympics.</a> My own view is that it was fake tan chemicals. What a relief that Dale Winton and Donald Trump don\'t paddle in the same pool.\r\n\r\nIt\'s a pity that the BBC don\'t cover the minority sports. You won\'t have heard this anywhere, sadly, but my husband and I got bronze in the Synchronised Dishwasher Stacking. We would have got the Silver but he kept undoing all my efforts. We lost vital seconds as he moved saucers to a different rack, put the knives in the other way round and put the plastic utensils on the top layer. Proud though we were of our medal, we were both left exhausted by the feat and had to retire to different bedrooms with a bottle of beer each.\r\n\r\nThis week I availed myself of an offer at Lidl, and I urge you to do the same. They had six healthy little lavender plants for £4.59, and a clematis for £8.99, as well as other garden essentials: a whole salami sausage for £1.29, chorizo flavored crisps, extendable loppers at £7.99, and vino rosado at £2.99. At that price you could use it as weed-killer.\r\n\r\nI have spent much of the week weeding and hoeing and my shoes split. I discovered AFTER I had trodden on a nettle and had to shove a dock leaf in my loafer in the manner of a spongey Odor Eater. I wouldn\'t mind but the shoes had cost me ten quid for two pairs from a Spanish market only 17 years ago. We are living in an age of built-in obsolescence!\r\n\r\nWith all the weeding, watering and planting, I decided  to get a helping hand in my lady garden from gardengigolos.com\r\n\r\nI asked for a Poldark scything gigolo but they made a mistake and sent me a bold, dark psycho giggler.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg" alt="Poldark topless" width="400" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4270" /></a><i>This is what I wanted: Ross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg" alt="Man with scythe in garden" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4271" /></a><i>But this is what I got: Dross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe swept through the long grass on the allotment like a madman with a golf club, laughing his head off maniacally with every swish. I told my husband that I was not very good with the scythe. He  replied sardonically: "Nobody was. That\'s why they invented strimmers."\r\n\r\nThis is the time to plant some more salad seeds. Simply buy packets of butterhead or loose-leaf style lettuce seeds, cress, or little gem or cos. Plant them fortnightly for a constant supply (yuk!) or less often if you prefer chips. As long as the slugs or birds don\'t eat your tender seedlings, it is a simple enough job. It\'s not rocket salad.\r\n\r\nYour Sweetcorn plants (jollyius greengiantum) should be thriving now. When I checked ours on the allotment I thought Boris Johnson, the Foreign secretary, was hiding out there with one of his kids.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg" alt="PLant looks like Boris Johnson" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4272" /></a><i>Boris Johnson found hiding in my allotment with his son</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Harvest your beans regularly while they are tender and to encourage fresh growth. They go very nice with pie and mash. Save the water you cooked them in for veg stock.\r\n\r\n* Pull out your beetroot. Boil, steam or roast or pickle them like Mrs Beeton.\r\n\r\n* Grab the dried seed pods from your Hollyhocks so that you have more Hollyhocks. The knack to this us to grab your stalk with one hand, while pulling off the seed pod downward with a quick CS jerking action. Sprinkle the dried seeds around or save in an envelope marked Hollyhocks as a clue for when you might need them again.\r\n\r\n* Prune your shrubs, like lavender and rosemary using your new secateurs from Lidl (£2.49 a pop).\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems solved</b>\r\n\r\n* Jennifer from Stowmarket: I do believe you when you say you read it in a book, but the majority of us don\'t count nettles as perennial vegetables.\r\n\r\n* Mr T F from Creeting: No I don\'t think it\'s a good idea. It\'s illegal, and anyway the police helicopter will know you are growing those plants in your HIGHLY lit attic.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg" alt="strawberry huller" width="400" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4274" /></a><i>Fuity: gadget not to be mistaken for an altogether different product</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr J K from Ipswich: Thank you for sending the photo of your mystery gift (see above). I did a little research and found this is NOT a butt plug from Ann Summers, but a strawberry huller from Lakeland. Have fun with it.\r\n\r\nSee you next time!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'My crack is getting very big', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'crack-is-getting-very-big', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:39:27', '2016-08-18 09:39:27', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4269', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4274, 1, '2016-08-14 14:29:11', '2016-08-14 14:29:11', 'strawberry huller', 'strawberry-huller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'strawberry-huller', '', '', '2016-08-14 14:29:50', '2016-08-14 14:29:50', '', 4269, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4275, 1, '2016-08-14 14:36:53', '2016-08-14 14:36:53', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>Just look at the size of my crack! It\'s getting bigger by the day despite all the showers we had earlier in the season, and I know many of you are in the same situation. I keep worrying that there will be a sinkhole, devouring me, my perpetual spinach, folding chair and bottle of Adnams\' Prosecco.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is vital that you keep watering the soil at the root of your crops.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg" alt="big crack in the ground" width="1632" height="1224" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4273" /></a><i>My crack is getting so big you could fit a broom handle in it</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnd when it does rain, try to get your butt filled. The environmentally-minded are right to tell us to re-use water when we can. I do when washing the lettuce and swishing the slugs off.\r\n\r\nBut then there\'s what they call "grey water", such as washing up water and bath water. I\'m sorry but I don\'t want to tip curry-sludge Fairy Liquidated water over my night-scented stocks. Or have my radishes smothered with Avon bubble bath with pomegranate and lily leftovers.\r\n \r\nI poured some dishwater in our fountain once and it created more froth than a foam party in a Romford nightclub.\r\n\r\nOf course we all have a responsibility to preserve water, which is why my husband and I feel duty-bound to drink alternatives like wine, beer and Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nIn fact, few could do more in that respect, to save the polar bear.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAfter seeing my crack, I have no doubt the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/hosepipe-ban-drought/">authorities will introduce a hosepipe ban</a>. We\'ll all have to hide our hoses, including Olympic water sports people like Tom Daley in their skimpy speedos. The Suffolk Gazette suggested it was <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">wee-wee that turned the water from blue to green at the Olympics.</a> My own view is that it was fake tan chemicals. What a relief that Dale Winton and Donald Trump don\'t paddle in the same pool.\r\n\r\nIt\'s a pity that the BBC don\'t cover the minority sports. You won\'t have heard this anywhere, sadly, but my husband and I got bronze in the Synchronised Dishwasher Stacking. We would have got the Silver but he kept undoing all my efforts. We lost vital seconds as he moved saucers to a different rack, put the knives in the other way round and put the plastic utensils on the top layer. Proud though we were of our medal, we were both left exhausted by the feat and had to retire to different bedrooms with a bottle of beer each.\r\n\r\nThis week I availed myself of an offer at Lidl, and I urge you to do the same. They had six healthy little lavender plants for £4.59, and a clematis for £8.99, as well as other garden essentials: a whole salami sausage for £1.29, chorizo flavored crisps, extendable loppers at £7.99, and vino rosado at £2.99. At that price you could use it as weed-killer.\r\n\r\nI have spent much of the week weeding and hoeing and my shoes split. I discovered AFTER I had trodden on a nettle and had to shove a dock leaf in my loafer in the manner of a spongey Odor Eater. I wouldn\'t mind but the shoes had cost me ten quid for two pairs from a Spanish market only 17 years ago. We are living in an age of built-in obsolescence!\r\n\r\nWith all the weeding, watering and planting, I decided  to get a helping hand in my lady garden from gardengigolos.com\r\n\r\nI asked for a Poldark scything gigolo but they made a mistake and sent me a bold, dark psycho giggler.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg" alt="Poldark topless" width="400" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4270" /></a><i>This is what I wanted: Ross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg" alt="Man with scythe in garden" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4271" /></a><i>But this is what I got: Dross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe swept through the long grass on the allotment like a madman with a golf club, laughing his head off maniacally with every swish. I told my husband that I was not very good with the scythe. He  replied sardonically: "Nobody was. That\'s why they invented strimmers."\r\n\r\nThis is the time to plant some more salad seeds. Simply buy packets of butterhead or loose-leaf style lettuce seeds, cress, or little gem or cos. Plant them fortnightly for a constant supply (yuk!) or less often if you prefer chips. As long as the slugs or birds don\'t eat your tender seedlings, it is a simple enough job. It\'s not rocket salad.\r\n\r\nYour Sweetcorn plants (jollyius greengiantum) should be thriving now. When I checked ours on the allotment I thought Boris Johnson, the Foreign secretary, was hiding out there with one of his kids.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg" alt="PLant looks like Boris Johnson" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4272" /></a><i>Boris Johnson found hiding in my allotment with his son</centr></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Harvest your beans regularly while they are tender and to encourage fresh growth. They go very nice with pie and mash. Save the water you cooked them in for veg stock.\r\n\r\n* Pull out your beetroot. Boil, steam or roast or pickle them like Mrs Beeton.\r\n\r\n* Grab the dried seed pods from your Hollyhocks so that you have more Hollyhocks. The knack to this us to grab your stalk with one hand, while pulling off the seed pod downward with a quick CS jerking action. Sprinkle the dried seeds around or save in an envelope marked Hollyhocks as a clue for when you might need them again.\r\n\r\n* Prune your shrubs, like lavender and rosemary using your new secateurs from Lidl (£2.49 a pop).\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems solved</b>\r\n\r\n* Jennifer from Stowmarket: I do believe you when you say you read it in a book, but the majority of us don\'t count nettles as perennial vegetables.\r\n\r\n* Mr T F from Creeting: No I don\'t think it\'s a good idea. It\'s illegal, and anyway the police helicopter will know you are growing those plants in your HIGHLY lit attic.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg" alt="strawberry huller" width="400" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4274" /></a><i>Fuity: strawberry huller is not to be mistaken for an altogether different product</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr J K from Ipswich: Thank you for sending the photo of your mystery gift (see above). I did a little research and found this is NOT a butt plug from Ann Summers, but a strawberry huller from Lakeland. Have fun with it.\r\n\r\nSee you next time!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'My crack is getting very big', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4269-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-14 14:36:53', '2016-08-14 14:36:53', '', 4269, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4269-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4276, 1, '2016-08-14 14:39:43', '2016-08-14 14:39:43', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>Just look at the size of my crack! It\'s getting bigger by the day despite all the showers we had earlier in the season, and I know many of you are in the same situation. I keep worrying that there will be a sinkhole, devouring me, my perpetual spinach, folding chair and bottle of Adnams\' Prosecco.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is vital that you keep watering the soil at the root of your crops.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg" alt="big crack in the ground" width="1632" height="1224" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4273" /></a><i>My crack is getting so big you could fit a broom handle in it</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnd when it does rain, try to get your butt filled. The environmentally-minded are right to tell us to re-use water when we can. I do when washing the lettuce and swishing the slugs off.\r\n\r\nBut then there\'s what they call "grey water", such as washing up water and bath water. I\'m sorry but I don\'t want to tip curry-sludge Fairy Liquidated water over my night-scented stocks. Or have my radishes smothered with Avon bubble bath with pomegranate and lily leftovers.\r\n \r\nI poured some dishwater in our fountain once and it created more froth than a foam party in a Romford nightclub.\r\n\r\nOf course we all have a responsibility to preserve water, which is why my husband and I feel duty-bound to drink alternatives like wine, beer and Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nIn fact, few could do more in that respect, to save the polar bear.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAfter seeing my crack, I have no doubt the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/hosepipe-ban-drought/">authorities will introduce a hosepipe ban</a>. We\'ll all have to hide our hoses, including Olympic water sports people like Tom Daley in their skimpy speedos. The Suffolk Gazette suggested it was <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">wee-wee that turned the water from blue to green at the Olympics.</a> My own view is that it was fake tan chemicals. What a relief that Dale Winton and Donald Trump don\'t paddle in the same pool.\r\n\r\nIt\'s a pity that the BBC don\'t cover the minority sports. You won\'t have heard this anywhere, sadly, but my husband and I got bronze in the Synchronised Dishwasher Stacking. We would have got the Silver but he kept undoing all my efforts. We lost vital seconds as he moved saucers to a different rack, put the knives in the other way round and put the plastic utensils on the top layer. Proud though we were of our medal, we were both left exhausted by the feat and had to retire to different bedrooms with a bottle of beer each.\r\n\r\nThis week I availed myself of an offer at Lidl, and I urge you to do the same. They had six healthy little lavender plants for £4.59, and a clematis for £8.99, as well as other garden essentials: a whole salami sausage for £1.29, chorizo flavored crisps, extendable loppers at £7.99, and vino rosado at £2.99. At that price you could use it as weed-killer.\r\n\r\nI have spent much of the week weeding and hoeing and my shoes split. I discovered AFTER I had trodden on a nettle and had to shove a dock leaf in my loafer in the manner of a spongey Odor Eater. I wouldn\'t mind but the shoes had cost me ten quid for two pairs from a Spanish market only 17 years ago. We are living in an age of built-in obsolescence!\r\n\r\nWith all the weeding, watering and planting, I decided  to get a helping hand in my lady garden from gardengigolos.com\r\n\r\nI asked for a Poldark scything gigolo but they made a mistake and sent me a bold, dark psycho giggler.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg" alt="Poldark topless" width="400" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4270" /></a><i>This is what I wanted: Ross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg" alt="Man with scythe in garden" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4271" /></a><i>But this is what I got: Dross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe swept through the long grass on the allotment like a madman with a golf club, laughing his head off maniacally with every swish. I told my husband that I was not very good with the scythe. He  replied sardonically: "Nobody was. That\'s why they invented strimmers."\r\n\r\nThis is the time to plant some more salad seeds. Simply buy packets of butterhead or loose-leaf style lettuce seeds, cress, or little gem or cos. Plant them fortnightly for a constant supply (yuk!) or less often if you prefer chips. As long as the slugs or birds don\'t eat your tender seedlings, it is a simple enough job. It\'s not rocket salad.\r\n\r\nYour Sweetcorn plants (jollyius greengiantum) should be thriving now. When I checked ours on the allotment I thought Boris Johnson, the Foreign secretary, was hiding out there with one of his kids.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg" alt="PLant looks like Boris Johnson" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4272" /></a><i>Boris Johnson found hiding in my allotment with his son</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Harvest your beans regularly while they are tender and to encourage fresh growth. They go very nice with pie and mash. Save the water you cooked them in for veg stock.\r\n\r\n* Pull out your beetroot. Boil, steam or roast or pickle them like Mrs Beeton.\r\n\r\n* Grab the dried seed pods from your Hollyhocks so that you have more Hollyhocks. The knack to this us to grab your stalk with one hand, while pulling off the seed pod downward with a quick CS jerking action. Sprinkle the dried seeds around or save in an envelope marked Hollyhocks as a clue for when you might need them again.\r\n\r\n* Prune your shrubs, like lavender and rosemary using your new secateurs from Lidl (£2.49 a pop).\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems solved</b>\r\n\r\n* Jennifer from Stowmarket: I do believe you when you say you read it in a book, but the majority of us don\'t count nettles as perennial vegetables.\r\n\r\n* Mr T F from Creeting: No I don\'t think it\'s a good idea. It\'s illegal, and anyway the police helicopter will know you are growing those plants in your HIGHLY lit attic.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg" alt="strawberry huller" width="400" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4274" /></a><i>Fuity: strawberry huller is not to be mistaken for an altogether different product</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr J K from Ipswich: Thank you for sending the photo of your mystery gift (see above). I did a little research and found this is NOT a butt plug from Ann Summers, but a strawberry huller from Lakeland. Have fun with it.\r\n\r\nSee you next time!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'My crack is getting very big', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4269-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-14 14:39:43', '2016-08-14 14:39:43', '', 4269, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4269-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4277, 1, '2016-08-14 14:40:59', '2016-08-14 14:40:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>Just look at the size of my crack! It\'s getting bigger by the day despite all the showers we had earlier in the season, and I know many of you are in the same situation. I keep worrying that there will be a sinkhole, devouring me, my perpetual spinach, folding chair and bottle of Adnams\' Prosecco.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is vital that you keep watering the soil at the root of your crops.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg" alt="big crack in the ground" width="1632" height="1224" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4273" /></a><i>My crack is getting so big you could fit a broom handle in it</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnd when it does rain, try to get your butt filled. The environmentally-minded are right to tell us to re-use water when we can. I do when washing the lettuce and swishing the slugs off.\r\n\r\nBut then there\'s what they call "grey water", such as washing up water and bath water. I\'m sorry but I don\'t want to tip curry-sludge Fairy Liquidated water over my night-scented stocks. Or have my radishes smothered with Avon bubble bath with pomegranate and lily leftovers.\r\n \r\nI poured some dishwater in our fountain once and it created more froth than a foam party in a Romford nightclub.\r\n\r\nOf course we all have a responsibility to preserve water, which is why my husband and I feel duty-bound to drink alternatives like wine, beer and Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nIn fact, few could do more in that respect, to save the polar bear.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAfter seeing my crack, I have no doubt the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/hosepipe-ban-drought/">authorities will introduce a hosepipe ban</a>. We\'ll all have to hide our hoses, including Olympic water sports people like Tom Daley in their skimpy speedos. The Suffolk Gazette suggested it was <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">wee-wee that turned the water from blue to green at the Olympics.</a> My own view is that it was fake tan chemicals. What a relief that Dale Winton and Donald Trump don\'t paddle in the same pool.\r\n\r\nIt\'s a pity that the BBC don\'t cover the minority sports. You won\'t have heard this anywhere, sadly, but my husband and I got bronze in the Synchronised Dishwasher Stacking. We would have got the Silver but he kept undoing all my efforts. We lost vital seconds as he moved saucers to a different rack, put the knives in the other way round and put the plastic utensils on the top layer. Proud though we were of our medal, we were both left exhausted by the feat and had to retire to different bedrooms with a bottle of beer each.\r\n\r\nThis week I availed myself of an offer at Lidl, and I urge you to do the same. They had six healthy little lavender plants for £4.59, and a clematis for £8.99, as well as other garden essentials: a whole salami sausage for £1.29, chorizo flavored crisps, extendable loppers at £7.99, and vino rosado at £2.99. At that price you could use it as weed-killer.\r\n\r\nI have spent much of the week weeding and hoeing and my shoes split. I discovered AFTER I had trodden on a nettle and had to shove a dock leaf in my loafer in the manner of a spongey Odor Eater. I wouldn\'t mind but the shoes had cost me ten quid for two pairs from a Spanish market only 17 years ago. We are living in an age of built-in obsolescence!\r\n\r\nWith all the weeding, watering and planting, I decided  to get a helping hand in my lady garden from gardengigolos.com\r\n\r\nI asked for a Poldark scything gigolo but they made a mistake and sent me a bold, dark psycho giggler.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg" alt="Poldark topless" width="400" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4270" /></a><i>This is what I wanted: Ross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg" alt="Man with scythe in garden" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4271" /></a><i>But this is what I got: Dross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe swept through the long grass on the allotment like a madman with a golf club, laughing his head off maniacally with every swish. I told my husband that I was not very good with the scythe. He  replied sardonically: "Nobody was. That\'s why they invented strimmers."\r\n\r\nThis is the time to plant some more salad seeds. Simply buy packets of butterhead or loose-leaf style lettuce seeds, cress, or little gem or cos. Plant them fortnightly for a constant supply (yuk!) or less often if you prefer chips. As long as the slugs or birds don\'t eat your tender seedlings, it is a simple enough job. It\'s not rocket salad.\r\n\r\nYour Sweetcorn plants (jollyius greengiantum) should be thriving now. When I checked ours on the allotment I thought Boris Johnson, the Foreign secretary, was hiding out there with one of his kids.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg" alt="PLant looks like Boris Johnson" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4272" /></a><i>Boris Johnson found hiding in my allotment with his son</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Harvest your beans regularly while they are tender and to encourage fresh growth. They go very nice with pie and mash. Save the water you cooked them in for veg stock.\r\n\r\n* Pull out your beetroot. Boil, steam or roast or pickle them like Mrs Beeton.\r\n\r\n* Grab the dried seed pods from your Hollyhocks so that you have more Hollyhocks. The knack to this us to grab your stalk with one hand, while pulling off the seed pod downward with a quick CS jerking action. Sprinkle the dried seeds around or save in an envelope marked Hollyhocks as a clue for when you might need them again.\r\n\r\n* Prune your shrubs, like lavender and rosemary using your new secateurs from Lidl (£2.49 a pop).\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems solved</b>\r\n\r\n* Jennifer from Stowmarket: I do believe you when you say you read it in a book, but the majority of us don\'t count nettles as perennial vegetables.\r\n\r\n* Mr T F from Creeting: No I don\'t think it\'s a good idea. It\'s illegal, and anyway the police helicopter will know you are growing those plants in your HIGHLY lit attic.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg" alt="strawberry huller" width="400" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4274" /></a><i>Fuity: strawberry gadget not to be mistaken for an altogether different product</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr J K from Ipswich: Thank you for sending the photo of your mystery gift (see above). I did a little research and found this is NOT a butt plug from Ann Summers, but a strawberry huller from Lakeland. Have fun with it.\r\n\r\nSee you next time!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'My crack is getting very big', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4269-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-14 14:40:59', '2016-08-14 14:40:59', '', 4269, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4269-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4278, 1, '2016-08-14 14:44:31', '2016-08-14 14:44:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>Just look at the size of my crack! It\'s getting bigger by the day despite all the showers we had earlier in the season, and I know many of you are in the same situation. I keep worrying that there will be a sinkhole, devouring me, my perpetual spinach, folding chair and bottle of Adnams\' Prosecco.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is vital that you keep watering the soil at the root of your crops.\r\n\r\nAnd when it does rain, try to get your butt filled. The environmentally-minded are right to tell us to re-use water when we can. I do when washing the lettuce and swishing the slugs off.\r\n\r\nBut then there\'s what they call "grey water", such as washing up water and bath water. I\'m sorry but I don\'t want to tip curry-sludge Fairy Liquidated water over my night-scented stocks. Or have my radishes smothered with Avon bubble bath with pomegranate and lily leftovers.\r\n \r\nI poured some dishwater in our fountain once and it created more froth than a foam party in a Romford nightclub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg" alt="big crack in the ground" width="1632" height="1224" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4273" /></a><i>My crack is getting so big you could fit a broom handle in it</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOf course we all have a responsibility to preserve water, which is why my husband and I feel duty-bound to drink alternatives like wine, beer and Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nIn fact, few could do more in that respect, to save the polar bear.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAfter seeing my crack, I have no doubt the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/hosepipe-ban-drought/">authorities will introduce a hosepipe ban</a>. We\'ll all have to hide our hoses, including Olympic water sports people like Tom Daley in their skimpy speedos. The Suffolk Gazette suggested it was <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">wee-wee that turned the water from blue to green at the Olympics.</a> My own view is that it was fake tan chemicals. What a relief that Dale Winton and Donald Trump don\'t paddle in the same pool.\r\n\r\nIt\'s a pity that the BBC don\'t cover the minority sports. You won\'t have heard this anywhere, sadly, but my husband and I got bronze in the Synchronised Dishwasher Stacking. We would have got the Silver but he kept undoing all my efforts. We lost vital seconds as he moved saucers to a different rack, put the knives in the other way round and put the plastic utensils on the top layer. Proud though we were of our medal, we were both left exhausted by the feat and had to retire to different bedrooms with a bottle of beer each.\r\n\r\nThis week I availed myself of an offer at Lidl, and I urge you to do the same. They had six healthy little lavender plants for £4.59, and a clematis for £8.99, as well as other garden essentials: a whole salami sausage for £1.29, chorizo flavored crisps, extendable loppers at £7.99, and vino rosado at £2.99. At that price you could use it as weed-killer.\r\n\r\nI have spent much of the week weeding and hoeing and my shoes split. I discovered AFTER I had trodden on a nettle and had to shove a dock leaf in my loafer in the manner of a spongey Odor Eater. I wouldn\'t mind but the shoes had cost me ten quid for two pairs from a Spanish market only 17 years ago. We are living in an age of built-in obsolescence!\r\n\r\nWith all the weeding, watering and planting, I decided  to get a helping hand in my lady garden from gardengigolos.com\r\n\r\nI asked for a Poldark scything gigolo but they made a mistake and sent me a bold, dark psycho giggler.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg" alt="Poldark topless" width="400" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4270" /></a><i>This is what I wanted: Ross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg" alt="Man with scythe in garden" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4271" /></a><i>But this is what I got: Dross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe swept through the long grass on the allotment like a madman with a golf club, laughing his head off maniacally with every swish. I told my husband that I was not very good with the scythe. He  replied sardonically: "Nobody was. That\'s why they invented strimmers."\r\n\r\nThis is the time to plant some more salad seeds. Simply buy packets of butterhead or loose-leaf style lettuce seeds, cress, or little gem or cos. Plant them fortnightly for a constant supply (yuk!) or less often if you prefer chips. As long as the slugs or birds don\'t eat your tender seedlings, it is a simple enough job. It\'s not rocket salad.\r\n\r\nYour Sweetcorn plants (jollyius greengiantum) should be thriving now. When I checked ours on the allotment I thought Boris Johnson, the Foreign secretary, was hiding out there with one of his kids.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg" alt="PLant looks like Boris Johnson" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4272" /></a><i>Boris Johnson found hiding in my allotment with his son</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Harvest your beans regularly while they are tender and to encourage fresh growth. They go very nice with pie and mash. Save the water you cooked them in for veg stock.\r\n\r\n* Pull out your beetroot. Boil, steam or roast or pickle them like Mrs Beeton.\r\n\r\n* Grab the dried seed pods from your Hollyhocks so that you have more Hollyhocks. The knack to this us to grab your stalk with one hand, while pulling off the seed pod downward with a quick CS jerking action. Sprinkle the dried seeds around or save in an envelope marked Hollyhocks as a clue for when you might need them again.\r\n\r\n* Prune your shrubs, like lavender and rosemary using your new secateurs from Lidl (£2.49 a pop).\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems solved</b>\r\n\r\n* Jennifer from Stowmarket: I do believe you when you say you read it in a book, but the majority of us don\'t count nettles as perennial vegetables.\r\n\r\n* Mr T F from Creeting: No I don\'t think it\'s a good idea. It\'s illegal, and anyway the police helicopter will know you are growing those plants in your HIGHLY lit attic.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg" alt="strawberry huller" width="400" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4274" /></a><i>Fuity: strawberry gadget not to be mistaken for an altogether different product</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr J K from Ipswich: Thank you for sending the photo of your mystery gift (see above). I did a little research and found this is NOT a butt plug from Ann Summers, but a strawberry huller from Lakeland. Have fun with it.\r\n\r\nSee you next time!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'My crack is getting very big', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4269-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-14 14:44:31', '2016-08-14 14:44:31', '', 4269, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4269-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4279, 1, '2016-08-14 14:46:19', '2016-08-14 14:46:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>Just look at the size of my crack! It\'s getting bigger by the day despite all the showers we had earlier in the season, and I know many of you are in the same situation. I keep worrying that there will be a sinkhole, devouring me, my perpetual spinach, folding chair and bottle of Adnams\' Prosecco.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is vital that you keep watering the soil at the root of your crops.\r\n\r\nAnd when it does rain, try to get your butt filled. The environmentally-minded are right to tell us to re-use water when we can. I do when washing the lettuce and swishing the slugs off.\r\n\r\nBut then there\'s what they call "grey water", such as washing up water and bath water. I\'m sorry but I don\'t want to tip curry-sludge Fairy Liquidated water over my night-scented stocks. Or have my radishes smothered with Avon bubble bath with pomegranate and lily leftovers.\r\n \r\nI poured some dishwater in our fountain once and it created more froth than a foam party in a Romford nightclub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg" alt="big crack in the ground" width="1632" height="1224" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4273" /></a><i>My crack is getting so big you could fit a broom handle in it</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOf course we all have a responsibility to preserve water, which is why my husband and I feel duty-bound to drink alternatives like wine, beer and Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nIn fact, few could do more in that respect, to save the polar bear.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAfter seeing my crack, I have no doubt the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/hosepipe-ban-drought/">authorities will introduce a hosepipe ban</a>. We\'ll all have to hide our hoses, including Olympic water sports people like Tom Daley in their skimpy speedos. The Suffolk Gazette suggested it was <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">wee-wee that turned the water from blue to green at the Olympics.</a> My own view is that it was fake tan chemicals. What a relief that Dale Winton and Donald Trump don\'t paddle in the same pool.\r\n\r\nIt\'s a pity that the BBC don\'t cover the minority sports. You won\'t have heard this anywhere, sadly, but my husband and I got bronze in the Synchronised Dishwasher Stacking. We would have got the Silver but he kept undoing all my efforts. We lost vital seconds as he moved saucers to a different rack, put the knives in the other way round and put the plastic utensils on the top layer. Proud though we were of our medal, we were both left exhausted by the feat and had to retire to different bedrooms with a bottle of beer each.\r\n\r\nThis week I availed myself of an offer at Lidl, and I urge you to do the same. They had six healthy little lavender plants for £4.59, and a clematis for £8.99, as well as other garden essentials: a whole salami sausage for £1.29, chorizo flavored crisps, extendable loppers at £7.99, and vino rosado at £2.99. At that price you could use it as weed-killer.\r\n\r\nI have spent much of the week weeding and hoeing and my shoes split. I discovered AFTER I had trodden on a nettle and had to shove a dock leaf in my loafer in the manner of a spongey Odor Eater. I wouldn\'t mind but the shoes had cost me ten quid for two pairs from a Spanish market only 17 years ago. We are living in an age of built-in obsolescence!\r\n\r\nWith all the weeding, watering and planting, I decided  to get a helping hand in my lady garden from gardengigolos.com\r\n\r\nI asked for a Poldark scything gigolo but they made a mistake and sent me a bold, dark psycho giggler.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg" alt="Poldark topless" width="400" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4270" /></a><i>This is what I wanted: Ross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg" alt="Man with scythe in garden" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4271" /></a><i>But this is what I got: Dross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe swept through the long grass on the allotment like a madman with a golf club, laughing his head off maniacally with every swish. I told my husband that I was not very good with the scythe. He  replied sardonically: "Nobody was. That\'s why they invented strimmers."\r\n\r\nThis is the time to plant some more salad seeds. Simply buy packets of butterhead or loose-leaf style lettuce seeds, cress, or little gem or cos. Plant them fortnightly for a constant supply (yuk!) or less often if you prefer chips. As long as the slugs or birds don\'t eat your tender seedlings, it is a simple enough job. It\'s not rocket salad.\r\n\r\nYour Sweetcorn plants (jollyius greengiantum) should be thriving now. When I checked ours on the allotment I thought Boris Johnson, the Foreign secretary, was hiding out there with one of his kids.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg" alt="PLant looks like Boris Johnson" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4272" /></a><i>Boris Johnson found hiding in my allotment with his son</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Harvest your beans regularly while they are tender and to encourage fresh growth. They go very nice with pie and mash. Save the water you cooked them in for veg stock.\r\n\r\n* Pull out your beetroot. Boil, steam or roast or pickle them like Mrs Beeton.\r\n\r\n* Grab the dried seed pods from your Hollyhocks so that you have more Hollyhocks. The knack to this us to grab your stalk with one hand, while pulling off the seed pod downward with a quick CS jerking action. Sprinkle the dried seeds around or save in an envelope marked Hollyhocks as a clue for when you might need them again.\r\n\r\n* Prune your shrubs, like lavender and rosemary using your new secateurs from Lidl (£2.49 a pop).\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems solved</b>\r\n\r\n* Jennifer from Stowmarket: I do believe you when you say you read it in a book, but the majority of us don\'t count nettles as perennial vegetables.\r\n\r\n* Mr T F from Creeting: No I don\'t think it\'s a good idea. It\'s illegal, and anyway the police helicopter will know you are growing those plants in your HIGHLY lit attic.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg" alt="strawberry huller" width="400" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4274" /></a><i>Fuity: gadget not to be mistaken for an altogether different product</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr J K from Ipswich: Thank you for sending the photo of your mystery gift (see above). I did a little research and found this is NOT a butt plug from Ann Summers, but a strawberry huller from Lakeland. Have fun with it.\r\n\r\nSee you next time!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'My crack is getting very big', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4269-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-14 14:46:19', '2016-08-14 14:46:19', '', 4269, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4269-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4280, 1, '2016-08-15 07:31:35', '2016-08-15 07:31:35', '<strong>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nSuffolk was celebrating today after its dwile-flonking Olympians added yet another Gold for Team GB in Rio.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe awesome foursome from Beccles beat Albania in a nail-biting final to clinch Britain\'s first Gold in dwile flonking since it was reintroduced as an <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/giant-octopus-olympic-swimmers/">Olympic sport</a> in 1968.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSadly their victory will not be seen on television because the sport, which began in rural East Anglia in the 17th Century, involves alcohol and heavy drinking.\r\n\r\nBut photographs from Brazil show Rodger Smith from Beccles successfully tossing his beer-soaked dwile at hapless Albanians.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg" alt="Dwile flonking" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4281" /></a><I>What a flonker: Suffolk\'s Rodger Smith takes aim</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe elitist sport remains popular in many countries across the world, although America disappointed by crashing out in the qualifiers to Kazakhstan.\r\n\r\nDwile flonking involves two teams. One stands in a circle around an opposition flonker, who has a cloth - or dwile - which he soaks in a bucket of beer at his feet and drapes over a stick.\r\n\r\nHe then spins around and tries to release the dwile so that it strikes one of the other team. If he fails, he has to drink the contents of the bucket (traditionally Adnams).\r\n\r\nThis continues in rotation until the last team standing wins. In rare circumstances it is settled with a points system.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeccles in Suffolk is the world headquarters for dwile flonking after the sport was revived there in the mid 1960s.\r\n\r\nSmith, 67, competes for Team GB with fellow Beccles farmers Tim Smith, Dave Smith and Bill Smith.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Winning gold is a dream come true, and is reward for hours of hard training in pub car parks across East Anglia. It\'s just a shame my wife Liz was not able to be here to see it. She was at home getting the harvest in."\r\n\r\nThere are moves to add Dwile Flonking to the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/north-korea-winter-olympics/">Winter Olympics</a> as well, because the sport is an all-year pursuit.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dwile flonkers win another Gold for Britain', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'dwile-flonkers-win-olympic-gold', '', '', '2018-01-29 10:29:00', '2018-01-29 10:29:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4280', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4282, 1, '2016-08-15 07:31:00', '2016-08-15 07:31:00', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nSuffolk was celebrating today after its dwile-flonking Olympians added yet another Gold for Team GB in Rio.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awesome foursome from Beccles beat Albania in a nail-biting final to clinch Britain\'s first Gold in dwile flonking since it was reintroduced as an Olympic sport in 1968.\r\n\r\n[Adsense-A]\r\n<br>\r\nSadly their victory will not be seen on television because the sport, which began in rural East Anglia in the 17th Century, involves alcohol and heavy drinking.\r\n\r\nBut photographs from Brazil show Rodger Smith from Beccles successfully tossing his beer-soaked dwile at hapless Albanians.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg" alt="Dwile flonking" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4281" /></a><I>what a flonker: Suffolk\'s Rodger Smith takes aim</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe elitist sport remains popular in many countries across the world, although America disappointed by crashing out in the qualifiers to Kazakhstan.\r\n\r\nDwile flonking involves two teams. One stands in a circle around an opposition flonker, who has a cloth - or dwile - which he soaks in a bucket of beer at his feet and drapes over a stick.\r\n\r\nHe then spins around and tries to release the dwile so that it strikes one of the other team. If he fails, he has to drink the contents of the bucket (traditionally Adnams).\r\n\r\nThis continues in rotation until the last team standing wins. In rare circumstances it is settled with a points system.\r\n\r\nBeccles in Suffolk is the world headquarters for dwile flonking after the sport was revived there in the mid 1960s.\r\n\r\nSmith, 67, competes for Team GB with fellow Beccles farmers Tim Smith, Dave Smith and Bill Smith.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Winning gold is a dream come true, and is reward for hours of hard training in pub car parks across East Anglia. It\'s just a shame my wife Liz was not able to be here to see it. She was at home getting the harvest in."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Dwile flonkers win another Gold for Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4280-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-15 07:31:00', '2016-08-15 07:31:00', '', 4280, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4280-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4283, 1, '2018-01-29 10:25:34', '2018-01-29 10:25:34', '<strong>By Our Olympics Staff\n\nSuffolk was celebrating today after its dwile-flonking Olympians added yet another Gold for Team GB in Rio.</strong>\n\nThe awesome foursome from Beccles beat Albania in a nail-biting final to clinch Britain\'s first Gold in dwile flonking since it was reintroduced as an Olympic sport in 1968.\n\n\n\nSadly their victory will not be seen on television because the sport, which began in rural East Anglia in the 17th Century, involves alcohol and heavy drinking.\n\nBut photographs from Brazil show Rodger Smith from Beccles successfully tossing his beer-soaked dwile at hapless Albanians.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg" alt="Dwile flonking" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4281" /></a><I>What a flonker: Suffolk\'s Rodger Smith takes aim</center></I><br><br>\n\nThe elitist sport remains popular in many countries across the world, although America disappointed by crashing out in the qualifiers to Kazakhstan.\n\nDwile flonking involves two teams. One stands in a circle around an opposition flonker, who has a cloth - or dwile - which he soaks in a bucket of beer at his feet and drapes over a stick.\n\nHe then spins around and tries to release the dwile so that it strikes one of the other team. If he fails, he has to drink the contents of the bucket (traditionally Adnams).\n\nThis continues in rotation until the last team standing wins. In rare circumstances it is settled with a points system.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBeccles in Suffolk is the world headquarters for dwile flonking after the sport was revived there in the mid 1960s.\n\nSmith, 67, competes for Team GB with fellow Beccles farmers Tim Smith, Dave Smith and Bill Smith.\n\nHe said: "Winning gold is a dream come true, and is reward for hours of hard training in pub car parks across East Anglia. It\'s just a shame my wife Liz was not able to be here to see it. She was at home getting the harvest in."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dwile flonkers win another Gold for Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4280-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 10:25:34', '2018-01-29 10:25:34', '', 4280, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4280-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4284, 1, '2016-08-15 07:33:55', '2016-08-15 07:33:55', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nSuffolk was celebrating today after its dwile-flonking Olympians added yet another Gold for Team GB in Rio.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awesome foursome from Beccles beat Albania in a nail-biting final to clinch Britain\'s first Gold in dwile flonking since it was reintroduced as an Olympic sport in 1968.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSadly their victory will not be seen on television because the sport, which began in rural East Anglia in the 17th Century, involves alcohol and heavy drinking.\r\n\r\nBut photographs from Brazil show Rodger Smith from Beccles successfully tossing his beer-soaked dwile at hapless Albanians.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg" alt="Dwile flonking" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4281" /></a><I>what a flonker: Suffolk\'s Rodger Smith takes aim</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe elitist sport remains popular in many countries across the world, although America disappointed by crashing out in the qualifiers to Kazakhstan.\r\n\r\nDwile flonking involves two teams. One stands in a circle around an opposition flonker, who has a cloth - or dwile - which he soaks in a bucket of beer at his feet and drapes over a stick.\r\n\r\nHe then spins around and tries to release the dwile so that it strikes one of the other team. If he fails, he has to drink the contents of the bucket (traditionally Adnams).\r\n\r\nThis continues in rotation until the last team standing wins. In rare circumstances it is settled with a points system.\r\n\r\nBeccles in Suffolk is the world headquarters for dwile flonking after the sport was revived there in the mid 1960s.\r\n\r\nSmith, 67, competes for Team GB with fellow Beccles farmers Tim Smith, Dave Smith and Bill Smith.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Winning gold is a dream come true, and is reward for hours of hard training in pub car parks across East Anglia. It\'s just a shame my wife Liz was not able to be here to see it. She was at home getting the harvest in."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Dwile flonkers win another Gold for Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4280-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-15 07:33:55', '2016-08-15 07:33:55', '', 4280, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4280-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4285, 1, '2016-08-15 07:36:16', '2016-08-15 07:36:16', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nSuffolk was celebrating today after its dwile-flonking Olympians added yet another Gold for Team GB in Rio.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awesome foursome from Beccles beat Albania in a nail-biting final to clinch Britain\'s first Gold in dwile flonking since it was reintroduced as an Olympic sport in 1968.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSadly their victory will not be seen on television because the sport, which began in rural East Anglia in the 17th Century, involves alcohol and heavy drinking.\r\n\r\nBut photographs from Brazil show Rodger Smith from Beccles successfully tossing his beer-soaked dwile at hapless Albanians.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg" alt="Dwile flonking" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4281" /></a><I>What a flonker: Suffolk\'s Rodger Smith takes aim</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe elitist sport remains popular in many countries across the world, although America disappointed by crashing out in the qualifiers to Kazakhstan.\r\n\r\nDwile flonking involves two teams. One stands in a circle around an opposition flonker, who has a cloth - or dwile - which he soaks in a bucket of beer at his feet and drapes over a stick.\r\n\r\nHe then spins around and tries to release the dwile so that it strikes one of the other team. If he fails, he has to drink the contents of the bucket (traditionally Adnams).\r\n\r\nThis continues in rotation until the last team standing wins. In rare circumstances it is settled with a points system.\r\n\r\nBeccles in Suffolk is the world headquarters for dwile flonking after the sport was revived there in the mid 1960s.\r\n\r\nSmith, 67, competes for Team GB with fellow Beccles farmers Tim Smith, Dave Smith and Bill Smith.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Winning gold is a dream come true, and is reward for hours of hard training in pub car parks across East Anglia. It\'s just a shame my wife Liz was not able to be here to see it. She was at home getting the harvest in."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Dwile flonkers win another Gold for Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4280-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-15 07:36:16', '2016-08-15 07:36:16', '', 4280, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4280-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4286, 1, '2016-08-16 08:32:17', '2016-08-16 08:32:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrivers who complain about "ignorant" cyclists hogging the road were today celebrating Team GB\'s brilliant Olympic success in the cycling.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Graham Dingle regularly moans about riders sharing his tarmac, and claims those on two wheels trying to improve their fitness and wellbeing are "a menace, a liability and they don\'t even pay road tax".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut this week Mr Dingle, 56, was trying to impress work colleagues with his cycling knowledge, describing how Laura Trott was crushing the omnium event, and how delighted he was that Mark Cavendish had finally achieved his dream of winning an Olympic medal.\r\n\r\n"It really makes you proud to be British," he said. "These men and women are showing total commitment to their sport of cycling, and years of hard training is paying off.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve won four gold medals in cycling alone. Hopefully all these Olympic medals will encourage more people to get out into the fresh air and take up the sport."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg" alt="laura trott olympics" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4287" /></a><i>Hot to Trott: Drivers are happy with Laura Trott\'s stunning success on the bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dingle later got back in his car to drive the two miles home, and cursed as a cyclist wearing "ridiculous lycra" had the arrogance to use a public road at the same time as him.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"These people are a disgrace," he shouted while shaking his fist. "I once saw one going through a red light, and I can hardly move in my car at weekends because there are so many of them."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Angry motorists now celebrating Olympic cycling success', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'angry-motorists-olympic-cycling', '', '', '2017-03-09 09:08:18', '2017-03-09 09:08:18', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4286', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4288, 1, '2016-08-16 08:25:03', '2016-08-16 08:25:03', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrivers who complain about "ignorant" cyclists hogging the road were today celebrating Team GB\'s brilliant Olympic success in the cycling.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Graham Dingle regularly moans about riders sharing his tarmac, and claims those on two wheels trying to improve their fitness and wellbeing are "a menace, a liability and they don\'t even pay road tax".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut this week Mr Dingle, 56, was trying to impress work colleagues with his cycling knowledge, describing how Laura Trott was crushing the omnium event, and how delighted he was that Mark Cavendish had finally achieved his dream of winning an Olympic medal.\r\n\r\n"It really makes you proud to be British," he said. "These men and women are showing total commitment to their sport of cycling, and years of hard training is paying off.\r\n\r\n"Hopefully all these Olympic medals will encourage more people to get out into the fresh air and take up the sport."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg" alt="laura trott olympics" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4287" /></a><i>Hot to Trott: Drivers are happy with Laura Trott\'s stunning success on the bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dingle Later got back in his car and cursed as a cyclist wearing "ridiculous lycra" had the arrogance to use a public road at the same time as him.\r\n\r\n"These people are a disgrace," he shouted while shaking his fist. "I once saw one going through a red light, and I can hardly move in my car at weekends because there are so many of them."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Angry motorists now celebrating Olympic cycling success', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4286-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-16 08:25:03', '2016-08-16 08:25:03', '', 4286, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4286-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4289, 1, '2016-08-16 08:29:59', '2016-08-16 08:29:59', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrivers who complain about "ignorant" cyclists hogging the road were today celebrating Team GB\'s brilliant Olympic success in the cycling.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Graham Dingle regularly moans about riders sharing his tarmac, and claims those on two wheels trying to improve their fitness and wellbeing are "a menace, a liability and they don\'t even pay road tax".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut this week Mr Dingle, 56, was trying to impress work colleagues with his cycling knowledge, describing how Laura Trott was crushing the omnium event, and how delighted he was that Mark Cavendish had finally achieved his dream of winning an Olympic medal.\r\n\r\n"It really makes you proud to be British," he said. "These men and women are showing total commitment to their sport of cycling, and years of hard training is paying off.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve won four gold medals in cycling alone. Hopefully all these Olympic medals will encourage more people to get out into the fresh air and take up the sport."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg" alt="laura trott olympics" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4287" /></a><i>Hot to Trott: Drivers are happy with Laura Trott\'s stunning success on the bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dingle Later got back in his car and cursed as a cyclist wearing "ridiculous lycra" had the arrogance to use a public road at the same time as him.\r\n\r\n"These people are a disgrace," he shouted while shaking his fist. "I once saw one going through a red light, and I can hardly move in my car at weekends because there are so many of them."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Angry motorists now celebrating Olympic cycling success', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4286-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-16 08:29:59', '2016-08-16 08:29:59', '', 4286, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4286-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4290, 1, '2016-08-16 08:31:59', '2016-08-16 08:31:59', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrivers who complain about "ignorant" cyclists hogging the road were today celebrating Team GB\'s brilliant Olympic success in the cycling.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Graham Dingle regularly moans about riders sharing his tarmac, and claims those on two wheels trying to improve their fitness and wellbeing are "a menace, a liability and they don\'t even pay road tax".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut this week Mr Dingle, 56, was trying to impress work colleagues with his cycling knowledge, describing how Laura Trott was crushing the omnium event, and how delighted he was that Mark Cavendish had finally achieved his dream of winning an Olympic medal.\r\n\r\n"It really makes you proud to be British," he said. "These men and women are showing total commitment to their sport of cycling, and years of hard training is paying off.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve won four gold medals in cycling alone. Hopefully all these Olympic medals will encourage more people to get out into the fresh air and take up the sport."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg" alt="laura trott olympics" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4287" /></a><i>Hot to Trott: Drivers are happy with Laura Trott\'s stunning success on the bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dingle later got back in his car to drive the two miles home, and cursed as a cyclist wearing "ridiculous lycra" had the arrogance to use a public road at the same time as him.\r\n\r\n"These people are a disgrace," he shouted while shaking his fist. "I once saw one going through a red light, and I can hardly move in my car at weekends because there are so many of them."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Angry motorists now celebrating Olympic cycling success', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4286-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-16 08:31:59', '2016-08-16 08:31:59', '', 4286, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4286-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4291, 1, '2016-08-16 09:20:02', '2016-08-16 09:20:02', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrivers who complain about "ignorant" cyclists hogging the road were today celebrating Team GB\'s brilliant Olympic success in the cycling.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Graham Dingle regularly moans about riders sharing his tarmac, and claims those on two wheels trying to improve their fitness and wellbeing are "a menace, a liability and they don\'t even pay road tax".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut this week Mr Dingle, 56, was trying to impress work colleagues with his cycling knowledge, describing how Laura Trott was crushing the omnium event, and how delighted he was that Mark Cavendish had finally achieved his dream of winning an Olympic medal.\r\n\r\n"It really makes you proud to be British," he said. "These men and women are showing total commitment to their sport of cycling, and years of hard training is paying off.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve won four gold medals in cycling alone. Hopefully all these Olympic medals will encourage more people to get out into the fresh air and take up the sport."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg" alt="laura trott olympics" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4287" /></a><i>Hot to Trott: Drivers are happy with Laura Trott\'s stunning success on the bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dingle later got back in his car to drive the two miles home, and cursed as a cyclist wearing "ridiculous lycra" had the arrogance to use a public road at the same time as him.\r\n\r\n"These people are a disgrace," he shouted while shaking his fist. "I once saw one going through a red light, and I can hardly move in my car at weekends because there are so many of them."\r\n\r\n<strong>Click this</strong> >> <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Angry motorists now celebrating Olympic cycling success', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4286-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-16 09:20:02', '2016-08-16 09:20:02', '', 4286, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4286-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4292, 1, '2016-08-16 09:20:51', '2016-08-16 09:20:51', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrivers who complain about "ignorant" cyclists hogging the road were today celebrating Team GB\'s brilliant Olympic success in the cycling.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Graham Dingle regularly moans about riders sharing his tarmac, and claims those on two wheels trying to improve their fitness and wellbeing are "a menace, a liability and they don\'t even pay road tax".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut this week Mr Dingle, 56, was trying to impress work colleagues with his cycling knowledge, describing how Laura Trott was crushing the omnium event, and how delighted he was that Mark Cavendish had finally achieved his dream of winning an Olympic medal.\r\n\r\n"It really makes you proud to be British," he said. "These men and women are showing total commitment to their sport of cycling, and years of hard training is paying off.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve won four gold medals in cycling alone. Hopefully all these Olympic medals will encourage more people to get out into the fresh air and take up the sport."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg" alt="laura trott olympics" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4287" /></a><i>Hot to Trott: Drivers are happy with Laura Trott\'s stunning success on the bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dingle later got back in his car to drive the two miles home, and cursed as a cyclist wearing "ridiculous lycra" had the arrogance to use a public road at the same time as him.\r\n\r\n"These people are a disgrace," he shouted while shaking his fist. "I once saw one going through a red light, and I can hardly move in my car at weekends because there are so many of them."\r\n\r\n<strong>Click this >></strong> <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Angry motorists now celebrating Olympic cycling success', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4286-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-16 09:20:51', '2016-08-16 09:20:51', '', 4286, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4286-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4293, 0, '2016-08-16 14:52:12', '2016-08-16 14:52:12', 'One of the advertisers who buys as space on your website is using code injection to create malicious/misleading pop-up messages and page-redirects to trick your readers into installing (or paying for) antivirus apps. The pop-up ads state that their phone is infected, backed with a fake Google warning that they should install something specific to fix the problem. It would be in your interests to find out who is doing this and make them stop. Here is the link I was redirected to, which is probably most relevant if it is run on an Android smartphone - http://tdnskdavqi.pw/vs_g_a/x1p22si.html?model=S60&amp;brand=CAT&amp;ip=82.132.237.69&amp;voluumdata=BASE64dmlkLi4wMDAwMDAwMi03OTM2LTQwNDktODAwMC0wMDAwMDAwMDAwMDBfX3ZwaWQuLmI4YWZiMDAwLTYzYjktMTFlNi04NTA4LWRjZjQ5NTUyNzMxYl9fY2FpZC4uZjdlYmI5ZTAtZmZjNi00OGI4LWI5NjctNjI0OWQ1MjQ2NzlhX19ydC4uSEpfX2xpZC4uMjYzMmVjM2YtZDRiYy00NDgzLWEzOTQtMzdkYzQ4NDZmNjZlX19vaWQxLi40ZTNkODFkMy1mYTI3LTRmMzktYjlmMC04OWVhNTAxZjE1YjBfX3JkLi5fX2FpZC4uX19hYi4uX19zaWQuLg#\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Simon Godfrey\nAUTHOR EMAIL: simongodfrey@btopenworld.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 162.158.108.17\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Simon Godfrey\n    [2_Email] =&gt; simongodfrey@btopenworld.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; One of the advertisers who buys as space on your website is using code injection to create malicious/misleading pop-up messages and page-redirects to trick your readers into installing (or paying for) antivirus apps. The pop-up ads state that their phone is infected, backed with a fake Google warning that they should install something specific to fix the problem. It would be in your interests to find out who is doing this and make them stop. Here is the link I was redirected to, which is probably most relevant if it is run on an Android smartphone - http://tdnskdavqi.pw/vs_g_a/x1p22si.html?model=S60&amp;brand=CAT&amp;ip=82.132.237.69&amp;voluumdata=BASE64dmlkLi4wMDAwMDAwMi03OTM2LTQwNDktODAwMC0wMDAwMDAwMDAwMDBfX3ZwaWQuLmI4YWZiMDAwLTYzYjktMTFlNi04NTA4LWRjZjQ5NTUyNzMxYl9fY2FpZC4uZjdlYmI5ZTAtZmZjNi00OGI4LWI5NjctNjI0OWQ1MjQ2NzlhX19ydC4uSEpfX2xpZC4uMjYzMmVjM2YtZDRiYy00NDgzLWEzOTQtMzdkYzQ4NDZmNjZlX19vaWQxLi40ZTNkODFkMy1mYTI3LTRmMzktYjlmMC04OWVhNTAxZjE1YjBfX3JkLi5fX2FpZC4uX19hYi4uX19zaWQuLg#\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; c3c560cb63d769b591b92913dd2b1303\n)\n', 'Simon Godfrey - 2016-08-16 14:52:12', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'c3c560cb63d769b591b92913dd2b1303', '', '', '2016-08-16 14:52:12', '2016-08-16 14:52:12', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4293', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4294, 0, '2016-08-16 19:18:42', '2016-08-16 19:18:42', 'Hi there,\r\n\r\nCould I have your email addy please so I can wing over a story to you. \r\n\r\nMany thanks,\r\n\r\nEmma\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Emma Gowen\nAUTHOR EMAIL: emma.pixie@btinternet.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.107\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Emma Gowen\n    [2_Email] =&gt; emma.pixie@btinternet.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi there,\r\n\r\nCould I have your email addy please so I can wing over a story to you. \r\n\r\nMany thanks,\r\n\r\nEmma\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 27bca0c6032a3bcc0fd7c78509fa4c44\n)\n', 'Emma Gowen - 2016-08-16 19:18:42', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '27bca0c6032a3bcc0fd7c78509fa4c44', '', '', '2016-08-16 19:18:42', '2016-08-16 19:18:42', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4294', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4295, 0, '2016-08-17 07:48:32', '2016-08-17 07:48:32', 'Bernie Legg, With ref to your report 16/08/16. Cyclist slagging off cyclists and then boasting about the Olympics. He complains that Cyclists do\'t pay Road Tax, well there is no Road Tax, it is a vehicle tax which allows him to drive on the highway, it dosen\'t give him any more rights than anybody else ( ie Cyclists ) or any other means of transport. I hope you can put a line or two and put him right.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Dean Thomas\nAUTHOR EMAIL: tcdad@btinternet.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.163\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Dean Thomas\n    [2_Email] =&gt; tcdad@btinternet.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Bernie Legg, With ref to your report 16/08/16. Cyclist slagging off cyclists and then boasting about the Olympics. He complains that Cyclists do\'t pay Road Tax, well there is no Road Tax, it is a vehicle tax which allows him to drive on the highway, it dosen\'t give him any more rights than anybody else ( ie Cyclists ) or any other means of transport. I hope you can put a line or two and put him right.\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 284aa262e93502bc083168b99c140bf0\n)\n', 'Dean Thomas - 2016-08-17 07:48:32', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '284aa262e93502bc083168b99c140bf0', '', '', '2016-08-17 07:48:32', '2016-08-17 07:48:32', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4295', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4296, 1, '2016-08-17 10:13:13', '2016-08-17 10:13:13', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man who was caught romping with a pumpkin in a field had a bizarre excuse when he was caught by police, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found with his trousers down committing a lewd act with the large squash plant, using a hole he had cut into it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIpswich magistrates heard how officers were stunned with his reply when they shouted at him to stop.\r\n\r\nAubrey Smythe, prosecuting, told the hushed court: "The officers shone a torch into the field and yelled at Bishop, demanding to know why he was ravishing a pumpkin.\r\n\r\n"He stopped, looked up at the police, then looked down at the pumpkin and exclaimed, \'Crikey, is it midnight already?\'\r\n\r\n"The officers did not fall for his fairytale story and arrested him for public indecency and for being drunk and disorderly."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg" alt="sex with pumpkin" width="478" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4297" /></a><i>Humping pumpkin: Ralph Bishop was caught in the act</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Aurellia Simkins, for Bishop, said her client was very sorry for his behaviour, and blamed it on consuming a large quantity of beer at his local pub near Saxmundham on the night of Friday, August 12.\r\n\r\nMagistrates fined Bishop £100 and ordered him to pay £10 compensation to farmer Maurice Piper, who grows potatoes but was experimenting with a pumpkin patch.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Bishop, who is divorced, refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette when he left the court.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police catch man having sex with pumpkin, court hears', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sex-with-pumpkin', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:17:13', '2016-08-18 10:17:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4296', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4298, 1, '2016-08-17 10:05:38', '2016-08-17 10:05:38', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man who was caught romping with a pumpkin in a field had a bizarre excuse when he was caught by police, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found with his trousers down committing a lewd act with the large squash plant, using a hole he had cut into it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIpswich magistrates heard how officers were stunned with his reply when they shouted at him to stop.\r\n\r\nAubrey Smythe, prosecuting, told the court: "The officers shone a torch into the field and yelled at Bishop, demanding to know why he was ravishing a pumpkin.\r\n\r\n"He stopped, looked at the police, then looked down at the pumpkin and exclaimed, \'Crikey, is it midnight already?\'\r\n\r\n"The officers did not fall for his fairytale story and arrested him for public indecency and for being drunk and disorderly."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg" alt="sex with pumpkin" width="478" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4297" /></a><i>Humping pumpkin: Ralph Bishop was caught in the act</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Aurellia Simkins, for Bishop, said her client was very sorry for his behaviour, and blamed it on consuming a large quantity of beer at his local pub near Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nMagistrates fined Bishop £100 and ordered him to pay £10 compensation to farmer Maurice Piper.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Bishop, who is divorced, refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette when he left the court.\r\n\r\n<strong>Click this >></strong> <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Police catch man having sex with pumpkin, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4296-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-17 10:05:38', '2016-08-17 10:05:38', '', 4296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4296-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4299, 1, '2016-08-17 10:13:13', '2016-08-17 10:13:13', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man who was caught romping with a pumpkin in a field had a bizarre excuse when he was caught by police, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found with his trousers down committing a lewd act with the large squash plant, using a hole he had cut into it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIpswich magistrates heard how officers were stunned with his reply when they shouted at him to stop.\r\n\r\nAubrey Smythe, prosecuting, told the hushed court: "The officers shone a torch into the field and yelled at Bishop, demanding to know why he was ravishing a pumpkin.\r\n\r\n"He stopped, looked up at the police, then looked down at the pumpkin and exclaimed, \'Crikey, is it midnight already?\'\r\n\r\n"The officers did not fall for his fairytale story and arrested him for public indecency and for being drunk and disorderly."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg" alt="sex with pumpkin" width="478" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4297" /></a><i>Humping pumpkin: Ralph Bishop was caught in the act</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Aurellia Simkins, for Bishop, said her client was very sorry for his behaviour, and blamed it on consuming a large quantity of beer at his local pub near Saxmundham on the night of Friday, August 12.\r\n\r\nMagistrates fined Bishop £100 and ordered him to pay £10 compensation to farmer Maurice Piper, who grows potatos but was experiment with a pumpkin patch.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Bishop, who is divorced, refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette when he left the court.\r\n\r\n<strong>Click this >></strong> <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Police catch man having sex with pumpkin, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4296-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-17 10:13:13', '2016-08-17 10:13:13', '', 4296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4296-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4300, 1, '2016-08-17 10:15:31', '2016-08-17 10:15:31', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nA Suffolk man who was caught romping with a pumpkin in a field had a bizarre excuse when he was caught by police, a court heard yesterday.</b>\n\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found with his trousers down committing a lewd act with the large squash plant, using a hole he had cut into it.\n\n\n<br>\nIpswich magistrates heard how officers were stunned with his reply when they shouted at him to stop.\n\nAubrey Smythe, prosecuting, told the hushed court: "The officers shone a torch into the field and yelled at Bishop, demanding to know why he was ravishing a pumpkin.\n\n"He stopped, looked up at the police, then looked down at the pumpkin and exclaimed, \'Crikey, is it midnight already?\'\n\n"The officers did not fall for his fairytale story and arrested him for public indecency and for being drunk and disorderly."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg" alt="sex with pumpkin" width="478" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4297" /></a><i>Humping pumpkin: Ralph Bishop was caught in the act</center></i><br><br>\n\nMiss Aurellia Simkins, for Bishop, said her client was very sorry for his behaviour, and blamed it on consuming a large quantity of beer at his local pub near Saxmundham on the night of Friday, August 12.\n\nMagistrates fined Bishop £100 and ordered him to pay £10 compensation to farmer Maurice Piper, who grows potatos but was experiment with a pumpkin patch.\n\nUnemployed Bishop, who is divorced, refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette when he left the court.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Police catch man having sex with pumpkin, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4296-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-08-17 10:15:31', '2016-08-17 10:15:31', '', 4296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4296-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4301, 1, '2016-08-17 10:15:35', '2016-08-17 10:15:35', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man who was caught romping with a pumpkin in a field had a bizarre excuse when he was caught by police, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found with his trousers down committing a lewd act with the large squash plant, using a hole he had cut into it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIpswich magistrates heard how officers were stunned with his reply when they shouted at him to stop.\r\n\r\nAubrey Smythe, prosecuting, told the hushed court: "The officers shone a torch into the field and yelled at Bishop, demanding to know why he was ravishing a pumpkin.\r\n\r\n"He stopped, looked up at the police, then looked down at the pumpkin and exclaimed, \'Crikey, is it midnight already?\'\r\n\r\n"The officers did not fall for his fairytale story and arrested him for public indecency and for being drunk and disorderly."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg" alt="sex with pumpkin" width="478" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4297" /></a><i>Humping pumpkin: Ralph Bishop was caught in the act</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Aurellia Simkins, for Bishop, said her client was very sorry for his behaviour, and blamed it on consuming a large quantity of beer at his local pub near Saxmundham on the night of Friday, August 12.\r\n\r\nMagistrates fined Bishop £100 and ordered him to pay £10 compensation to farmer Maurice Piper, who grows potatos but was experiment with a pumpkin patch.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Bishop, who is divorced, refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette when he left the court.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Police catch man having sex with pumpkin, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4296-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-17 10:15:35', '2016-08-17 10:15:35', '', 4296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4296-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4302, 1, '2016-08-17 17:52:51', '2016-08-17 17:52:51', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man who was caught romping with a pumpkin in a field had a bizarre excuse when he was caught by police, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found with his trousers down committing a lewd act with the large squash plant, using a hole he had cut into it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIpswich magistrates heard how officers were stunned with his reply when they shouted at him to stop.\r\n\r\nAubrey Smythe, prosecuting, told the hushed court: "The officers shone a torch into the field and yelled at Bishop, demanding to know why he was ravishing a pumpkin.\r\n\r\n"He stopped, looked up at the police, then looked down at the pumpkin and exclaimed, \'Crikey, is it midnight already?\'\r\n\r\n"The officers did not fall for his fairytale story and arrested him for public indecency and for being drunk and disorderly."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg" alt="sex with pumpkin" width="478" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4297" /></a><i>Humping pumpkin: Ralph Bishop was caught in the act</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Aurellia Simkins, for Bishop, said her client was very sorry for his behaviour, and blamed it on consuming a large quantity of beer at his local pub near Saxmundham on the night of Friday, August 12.\r\n\r\nMagistrates fined Bishop £100 and ordered him to pay £10 compensation to farmer Maurice Piper, who grows potatoes but was experimenting with a pumpkin patch.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Bishop, who is divorced, refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette when he left the court.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Police catch man having sex with pumpkin, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4296-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-17 17:52:51', '2016-08-17 17:52:51', '', 4296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4296-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4303, 1, '2016-08-18 08:51:54', '2016-08-18 08:51:54', '<strong>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</strong>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but Charlotte Dujardin, who rode him to success in Rio, says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\nShe said: "He is a natural dancer and we didn\'t need to train much. In fact, I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do a great deal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg" alt="valegra" width="947" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4304" /></a><i>Prancing about: Valegro goes for gold</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/beach-volleyball/">the Olympics</a>, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, he is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'valegro-joins-strictly', '', '', '2018-02-02 09:45:42', '2018-02-02 09:45:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4303', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4305, 1, '2016-08-18 08:50:21', '2016-08-18 08:50:21', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</b>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but his rider Charlotte Dujardin says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\n"He is a natural dancer," Charlotte said. "Our training was minimal really. I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do much."\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after the Olympics, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 08:50:21', '2016-08-18 08:50:21', '', 4303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4306, 1, '2016-08-18 08:51:54', '2016-08-18 08:51:54', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</b>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but Charlotte Dujardin, who rode him to success in Rio, says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\n"He is a natural dancer," Charlotte said. "Our training was minimal really. I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do much."\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after the Olympics, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, he is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 08:51:54', '2016-08-18 08:51:54', '', 4303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4308, 1, '2016-08-18 08:53:42', '2016-08-18 08:53:42', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</b>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but Charlotte Dujardin, who rode him to success in Rio, says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\n"He is a natural dancer," Charlotte said. "Our training was minimal really. I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do much."\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after the Olympics, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, he is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 08:53:42', '2016-08-18 08:53:42', '', 4303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4309, 1, '2016-08-18 08:56:11', '2016-08-18 08:56:11', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</b>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but Charlotte Dujardin, who rode him to success in Rio, says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\nShe said: "He is a natural dancer and we didn\'t need to train much. In fact, I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do a great deal."\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after the Olympics, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, he is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 08:56:11', '2016-08-18 08:56:11', '', 4303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4311, 1, '2016-08-18 09:06:03', '2016-08-18 09:06:03', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</b>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but Charlotte Dujardin, who rode him to success in Rio, says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\nShe said: "He is a natural dancer and we didn\'t need to train much. In fact, I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do a great deal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg" alt="valegra" width="947" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4304" /></a><i>Prancing about: Valegro goes for gold</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after the Olympics, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, he is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:06:03', '2016-08-18 09:06:03', '', 4303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4312, 1, '2016-08-18 09:25:54', '2016-08-18 09:25:54', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</b>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but Charlotte Dujardin, who rode him to success in Rio, says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\nShe said: "He is a natural dancer and we didn\'t need to train much. In fact, I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do a great deal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg" alt="valegra" width="947" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4304" /></a><i>Prancing about: Valegro goes for gold</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after the Olympics, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, he is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div></center>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:25:54', '2016-08-18 09:25:54', '', 4303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4313, 1, '2016-08-18 09:26:48', '2016-08-18 09:26:48', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</b>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but Charlotte Dujardin, who rode him to success in Rio, says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\nShe said: "He is a natural dancer and we didn\'t need to train much. In fact, I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do a great deal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg" alt="valegra" width="947" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4304" /></a><i>Prancing about: Valegro goes for gold</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after the Olympics, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, he is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:26:48', '2016-08-18 09:26:48', '', 4303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4314, 1, '2016-08-18 09:27:24', '2016-08-18 09:27:24', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</b>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but Charlotte Dujardin, who rode him to success in Rio, says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\nShe said: "He is a natural dancer and we didn\'t need to train much. In fact, I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do a great deal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg" alt="valegra" width="947" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4304" /></a><i>Prancing about: Valegro goes for gold</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after the Olympics, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, he is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:27:24', '2016-08-18 09:27:24', '', 4303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4315, 1, '2016-08-18 09:28:59', '2016-08-18 09:28:59', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</b>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but Charlotte Dujardin, who rode him to success in Rio, says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\nShe said: "He is a natural dancer and we didn\'t need to train much. In fact, I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do a great deal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg" alt="valegra" width="947" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4304" /></a><i>Prancing about: Valegro goes for gold</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after the Olympics, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, he is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:28:59', '2016-08-18 09:28:59', '', 4303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4316, 1, '2016-08-18 09:33:50', '2016-08-18 09:33:50', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</b>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but Charlotte Dujardin, who rode him to success in Rio, says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\nShe said: "He is a natural dancer and we didn\'t need to train much. In fact, I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do a great deal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg" alt="valegra" width="947" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4304" /></a><i>Prancing about: Valegro goes for gold</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after the Olympics, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, he is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:33:50', '2016-08-18 09:33:50', '', 4303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4317, 1, '2016-08-18 09:37:39', '2016-08-18 09:37:39', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man who was caught romping with a pumpkin in a field had a bizarre excuse when he was caught by police, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found with his trousers down committing a lewd act with the large squash plant, using a hole he had cut into it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIpswich magistrates heard how officers were stunned with his reply when they shouted at him to stop.\r\n\r\nAubrey Smythe, prosecuting, told the hushed court: "The officers shone a torch into the field and yelled at Bishop, demanding to know why he was ravishing a pumpkin.\r\n\r\n"He stopped, looked up at the police, then looked down at the pumpkin and exclaimed, \'Crikey, is it midnight already?\'\r\n\r\n"The officers did not fall for his fairytale story and arrested him for public indecency and for being drunk and disorderly."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg" alt="sex with pumpkin" width="478" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4297" /></a><i>Humping pumpkin: Ralph Bishop was caught in the act</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Aurellia Simkins, for Bishop, said her client was very sorry for his behaviour, and blamed it on consuming a large quantity of beer at his local pub near Saxmundham on the night of Friday, August 12.\r\n\r\nMagistrates fined Bishop £100 and ordered him to pay £10 compensation to farmer Maurice Piper, who grows potatoes but was experimenting with a pumpkin patch.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Bishop, who is divorced, refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette when he left the court.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police catch man having sex with pumpkin, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4296-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:37:39', '2016-08-18 09:37:39', '', 4296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4296-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4318, 1, '2016-08-18 09:38:26', '2016-08-18 09:38:26', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrivers who complain about "ignorant" cyclists hogging the road were today celebrating Team GB\'s brilliant Olympic success in the cycling.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Graham Dingle regularly moans about riders sharing his tarmac, and claims those on two wheels trying to improve their fitness and wellbeing are "a menace, a liability and they don\'t even pay road tax".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut this week Mr Dingle, 56, was trying to impress work colleagues with his cycling knowledge, describing how Laura Trott was crushing the omnium event, and how delighted he was that Mark Cavendish had finally achieved his dream of winning an Olympic medal.\r\n\r\n"It really makes you proud to be British," he said. "These men and women are showing total commitment to their sport of cycling, and years of hard training is paying off.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve won four gold medals in cycling alone. Hopefully all these Olympic medals will encourage more people to get out into the fresh air and take up the sport."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg" alt="laura trott olympics" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4287" /></a><i>Hot to Trott: Drivers are happy with Laura Trott\'s stunning success on the bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dingle later got back in his car to drive the two miles home, and cursed as a cyclist wearing "ridiculous lycra" had the arrogance to use a public road at the same time as him.\r\n\r\n"These people are a disgrace," he shouted while shaking his fist. "I once saw one going through a red light, and I can hardly move in my car at weekends because there are so many of them."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Angry motorists now celebrating Olympic cycling success', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4286-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:38:26', '2016-08-18 09:38:26', '', 4286, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4286-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4319, 1, '2016-08-18 09:39:27', '2016-08-18 09:39:27', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>Just look at the size of my crack! It\'s getting bigger by the day despite all the showers we had earlier in the season, and I know many of you are in the same situation. I keep worrying that there will be a sinkhole, devouring me, my perpetual spinach, folding chair and bottle of Adnams\' Prosecco.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is vital that you keep watering the soil at the root of your crops.\r\n\r\nAnd when it does rain, try to get your butt filled. The environmentally-minded are right to tell us to re-use water when we can. I do when washing the lettuce and swishing the slugs off.\r\n\r\nBut then there\'s what they call "grey water", such as washing up water and bath water. I\'m sorry but I don\'t want to tip curry-sludge Fairy Liquidated water over my night-scented stocks. Or have my radishes smothered with Avon bubble bath with pomegranate and lily leftovers.\r\n \r\nI poured some dishwater in our fountain once and it created more froth than a foam party in a Romford nightclub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/big-crack.jpg" alt="big crack in the ground" width="1632" height="1224" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4273" /></a><i>My crack is getting so big you could fit a broom handle in it</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOf course we all have a responsibility to preserve water, which is why my husband and I feel duty-bound to drink alternatives like wine, beer and Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nIn fact, few could do more in that respect, to save the polar bear.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAfter seeing my crack, I have no doubt the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/hosepipe-ban-drought/">authorities will introduce a hosepipe ban</a>. We\'ll all have to hide our hoses, including Olympic water sports people like Tom Daley in their skimpy speedos. The Suffolk Gazette suggested it was <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">wee-wee that turned the water from blue to green at the Olympics.</a> My own view is that it was fake tan chemicals. What a relief that Dale Winton and Donald Trump don\'t paddle in the same pool.\r\n\r\nIt\'s a pity that the BBC don\'t cover the minority sports. You won\'t have heard this anywhere, sadly, but my husband and I got bronze in the Synchronised Dishwasher Stacking. We would have got the Silver but he kept undoing all my efforts. We lost vital seconds as he moved saucers to a different rack, put the knives in the other way round and put the plastic utensils on the top layer. Proud though we were of our medal, we were both left exhausted by the feat and had to retire to different bedrooms with a bottle of beer each.\r\n\r\nThis week I availed myself of an offer at Lidl, and I urge you to do the same. They had six healthy little lavender plants for £4.59, and a clematis for £8.99, as well as other garden essentials: a whole salami sausage for £1.29, chorizo flavored crisps, extendable loppers at £7.99, and vino rosado at £2.99. At that price you could use it as weed-killer.\r\n\r\nI have spent much of the week weeding and hoeing and my shoes split. I discovered AFTER I had trodden on a nettle and had to shove a dock leaf in my loafer in the manner of a spongey Odor Eater. I wouldn\'t mind but the shoes had cost me ten quid for two pairs from a Spanish market only 17 years ago. We are living in an age of built-in obsolescence!\r\n\r\nWith all the weeding, watering and planting, I decided  to get a helping hand in my lady garden from gardengigolos.com\r\n\r\nI asked for a Poldark scything gigolo but they made a mistake and sent me a bold, dark psycho giggler.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/poldark-scythe-e1471184071282.jpg" alt="Poldark topless" width="400" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4270" /></a><i>This is what I wanted: Ross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/garden-gigalo-e1471184196960.jpg" alt="Man with scythe in garden" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4271" /></a><i>But this is what I got: Dross Poldark</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe swept through the long grass on the allotment like a madman with a golf club, laughing his head off maniacally with every swish. I told my husband that I was not very good with the scythe. He  replied sardonically: "Nobody was. That\'s why they invented strimmers."\r\n\r\nThis is the time to plant some more salad seeds. Simply buy packets of butterhead or loose-leaf style lettuce seeds, cress, or little gem or cos. Plant them fortnightly for a constant supply (yuk!) or less often if you prefer chips. As long as the slugs or birds don\'t eat your tender seedlings, it is a simple enough job. It\'s not rocket salad.\r\n\r\nYour Sweetcorn plants (jollyius greengiantum) should be thriving now. When I checked ours on the allotment I thought Boris Johnson, the Foreign secretary, was hiding out there with one of his kids.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/boris-johnson-plant-e1471184375596.jpg" alt="PLant looks like Boris Johnson" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4272" /></a><i>Boris Johnson found hiding in my allotment with his son</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Harvest your beans regularly while they are tender and to encourage fresh growth. They go very nice with pie and mash. Save the water you cooked them in for veg stock.\r\n\r\n* Pull out your beetroot. Boil, steam or roast or pickle them like Mrs Beeton.\r\n\r\n* Grab the dried seed pods from your Hollyhocks so that you have more Hollyhocks. The knack to this us to grab your stalk with one hand, while pulling off the seed pod downward with a quick CS jerking action. Sprinkle the dried seeds around or save in an envelope marked Hollyhocks as a clue for when you might need them again.\r\n\r\n* Prune your shrubs, like lavender and rosemary using your new secateurs from Lidl (£2.49 a pop).\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems solved</b>\r\n\r\n* Jennifer from Stowmarket: I do believe you when you say you read it in a book, but the majority of us don\'t count nettles as perennial vegetables.\r\n\r\n* Mr T F from Creeting: No I don\'t think it\'s a good idea. It\'s illegal, and anyway the police helicopter will know you are growing those plants in your HIGHLY lit attic.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry-huller-e1471184965166.jpg" alt="strawberry huller" width="400" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4274" /></a><i>Fuity: gadget not to be mistaken for an altogether different product</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr J K from Ipswich: Thank you for sending the photo of your mystery gift (see above). I did a little research and found this is NOT a butt plug from Ann Summers, but a strawberry huller from Lakeland. Have fun with it.\r\n\r\nSee you next time!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'My crack is getting very big', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4269-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:39:27', '2016-08-18 09:39:27', '', 4269, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4269-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4320, 1, '2016-08-18 09:40:01', '2016-08-18 09:40:01', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nSuffolk was celebrating today after its dwile-flonking Olympians added yet another Gold for Team GB in Rio.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awesome foursome from Beccles beat Albania in a nail-biting final to clinch Britain\'s first Gold in dwile flonking since it was reintroduced as an Olympic sport in 1968.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSadly their victory will not be seen on television because the sport, which began in rural East Anglia in the 17th Century, involves alcohol and heavy drinking.\r\n\r\nBut photographs from Brazil show Rodger Smith from Beccles successfully tossing his beer-soaked dwile at hapless Albanians.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpeg" alt="Dwile flonking" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4281" /></a><I>What a flonker: Suffolk\'s Rodger Smith takes aim</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe elitist sport remains popular in many countries across the world, although America disappointed by crashing out in the qualifiers to Kazakhstan.\r\n\r\nDwile flonking involves two teams. One stands in a circle around an opposition flonker, who has a cloth - or dwile - which he soaks in a bucket of beer at his feet and drapes over a stick.\r\n\r\nHe then spins around and tries to release the dwile so that it strikes one of the other team. If he fails, he has to drink the contents of the bucket (traditionally Adnams).\r\n\r\nThis continues in rotation until the last team standing wins. In rare circumstances it is settled with a points system.\r\n\r\nBeccles in Suffolk is the world headquarters for dwile flonking after the sport was revived there in the mid 1960s.\r\n\r\nSmith, 67, competes for Team GB with fellow Beccles farmers Tim Smith, Dave Smith and Bill Smith.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Winning gold is a dream come true, and is reward for hours of hard training in pub car parks across East Anglia. It\'s just a shame my wife Liz was not able to be here to see it. She was at home getting the harvest in."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dwile flonkers win another Gold for Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4280-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:40:01', '2016-08-18 09:40:01', '', 4280, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4280-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4321, 1, '2016-08-18 09:40:47', '2016-08-18 09:40:47', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nFishermen are hunting a giant octopus which attacked Olympic swimmers as they trained in the sea off Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.</b>\r\n\r\nTop athletes including America\'s Michael Phelps were nearly dragged to their deaths as the giant sea creature wrapped fifteen-foot tentacles around their bodies.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe swimmers managed to escape when their support teams, watching the training from a boat, freed them from the grip of the fearsome octopus, and frightened it away.\r\n\r\nDespite being left with horrific scars from the tentacle suckers, Phelps and Chinese swimmer Wang Qun were able to compete in events the next day, with the American bagging his 21st gold medal in the 200-metre butterfly.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/giant-octopus-olympics.jpg" alt="giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers" width="772" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4260" /></a><i>Horrific octopus attacks left Phelps and other swimmers scarred and scared</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk marine expert Martin Brody said the octopus was a giant cephalopod mollusc found commonly in the South Atlantic Ocean. "This one does sound quite large," he said. "Normally they feed on the ocean floor but they have been known to go to the surface to hunt."\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, a fisherman in Rio, said: "We have been offered a large bounty prize to catch the octopus before someone gets killed. But I think I\'m going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\nThe news omes just a day after Olympic chiefs admitted they were trying to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">identify the diver who peed in the Olympic diving pool, turning it green</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Giant octopus attacks Olympic swimmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4259-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:40:47', '2016-08-18 09:40:47', '', 4259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4322, 1, '2016-08-18 09:41:30', '2016-08-18 09:41:30', '<b>By Our Olympics Staff\r\n\r\nOlympics organisers have revealed their diving pool\'s water turned from blue to green after an athlete urinated in it.</b>\r\n\r\nSimilar chemicals are used routinely in public swimming pools to deter bathers from relieving themselves in the water.\r\n\r\nBut this is the first time the system has been used at the Olympics, and organisers in Brazil were horrified when the water went green last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThey are now trying to identify the culprit, although Britain\'s Tom Daley and his partner Dan Goodfellow, who won bronze in the synchronized diving, are believed to be in the clear.\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olympic-pool-green.jpg" alt="olympic diving pool turns green" width="620" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4253" /></a><i>Pee green: who was the phantom widdler in the pool?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It is not really a health issue," an Olympics official said, "because any bacteria in the urine is killed off by the chlorine. But we had hoped the dye would be a deterrent.\r\n\r\n"Clearly someone got a little too excited after their dive and couldn\'t hold on."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Olympic diver\'s pee turned pool green', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4249-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:41:30', '2016-08-18 09:41:30', '', 4249, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4249-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4323, 1, '2016-08-18 09:42:10', '2016-08-18 09:42:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nSleeper trains will run from Ipswich to London as part of the newly-extended Abellio Anglia rail franchise, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nAbellio promised a host of new initiatives to win the £1.8 billion contract, which will keep them in charge of our trains through to 2025.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut it is the sleepers which catch the eye, ensuring tediously long delays into London can now be enjoyed from the comfort of a private suite and a bed.\r\n\r\nThe sleepers, part of a guaranteed 1,043 new carriages, will give commuters privacy and somewhere to kip when 70-minute journey times regularly turn into many hours.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ipswich-sleeper-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ipswich-sleeper-train.jpg" alt="sleeper train" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4246" /></a><i>Breaking snooze: sleepers like this will be used between Ipswich and London</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn Abellio insider said: "We are making all sorts of grand announcements today about new carriages, better customer service and anything else we can think of on the spur of the moment.\r\n\r\n"However, there is no escaping the fact that trains will still be painfully slow getting into London. Sleeper trains are the perfect answer so commuters can snooze in comfort for hours on end.\r\n\r\n"Some may find it easier to get a late night sleeper train from Ipswich, which will then get them into Liverpool Street for 7am the next morning. If for some reason the train runs on time, then it will stop in sidings at Romford for the night."\r\n\r\nAs part of the new franchise, announced by the Department of Transport this morning, the old Abellio Greater Anglia name will be shunted into history and replaced with the new Abellio East Anglia brand.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk railway campaigner said: "There was nothing great about Greater Anglia. At least Abellio East Anglia better describes where customers live."   \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sleeper trains roll out between Ipswich and London', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4245-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:42:10', '2016-08-18 09:42:10', '', 4245, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4245-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4324, 1, '2016-08-18 09:43:26', '2016-08-18 09:43:26', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nPolice were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.</b>\r\n\r\nThe footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play. \r\n\r\nBut all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers\' uniform bells for the one in the ball.\r\n\r\nHe promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.\r\n\r\nMore blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.\r\n\r\nThe brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.855219% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/72414593?et=DAWQ3hoaRTBiETy5-Krdjw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=PDUCbnIjDw82AaWtkzVKWvtwYxJRWi5k99_saRnWH7A=" width="594" height="409" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/72414593" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Morris dancers in happier times</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree morris men suffered severely bruised legs, while one of the footballers had a cut caused by being hit on the head with a morris dancer\'s stick.\r\n\r\nWith everyone blaming each other, the police were called to sort out the mess.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "It was certainly an unsual call from one of the locals in the pub. By the time we got there it had all calmed down, and both sides realised how the mistake had been made.\r\n\r\n"In fact they had made up and were all enjoying a drink together, although a couple were still being patched up by the landlord\'s wife.\r\n\r\n"We took no further action, but recommended that the morris men did not use bells on their uniforms when the blind footballers were playing nearby."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1444-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 09:43:26', '2016-08-18 09:43:26', '', 1444, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1444-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4325, 1, '2016-08-18 10:01:36', '2016-08-18 10:01:36', 'Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories - you couldn\'t make it up.\r\n\r\nThis site started as a bit of fun in February 2015 but has quickly grown a substantial readership, with our stories regularly exploding across social media.\r\n\r\nWhile most people take us for what we are - spoof and satire - there are always some who think we are serious, and hilarity often ensues in the comments section below each story and on our vibrant Facebook page.\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? Just use this contact form on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us page</a> and send in an idea - and if we like it, we\'ll get back to you or develop it ourselves, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense!\r\n\r\nWant to advertise with us? Please take a look at our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/advertise-in-the-suffolk-gazette/" target="_blank">advertising page - it\'s dead cheap</a> and you get access to a lot of engaged readers!\r\n\r\nWant to just buy me a beer? Then head to the appropriately-named <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Me a Beer page</a>.\r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor/Founder/Chief Mischief Maker: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nGardening Writer: Anita Bush - see her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/lady-garden/">In My Lady Garden column</a>\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Tudor Lickspittle\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Aspall\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nAngling Correspondent: Courtney Pike\r\n\r\nCycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\nSpecial Correspondent: Richard Head\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:01:36', '2016-08-18 10:01:36', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4326, 1, '2016-08-18 10:09:22', '2016-08-18 10:09:22', 'You couldn\'t make it up. Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories, and our tales explode across social media and get repeated by gullible mainstream media, including Sky News and national newspapers.\r\n\r\nJoin our vibrant Facebook page for updates, and hilarity whenever someone comments having believed what we write.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? Just use the contact form on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us page</a> and send in an idea - and if we like it, we\'ll get back to you or develop it ourselves, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense!\r\n\r\nWant to just buy me a beer? Then head to the appropriately-named <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Me a Beer page</a>. The Suffolk Gazette is actually a one-man band, so beers help not just with creativity, but also to pay the tech bills. \r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor/Founder/Chief Mischief Maker: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nGardening Writer: Anita Bush - see her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/lady-garden/">In My Lady Garden column</a>\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Pint\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nAngling Correspondent: Courtney Pike\r\n\r\nCycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:09:22', '2016-08-18 10:09:22', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4327, 1, '2016-08-18 10:11:35', '2016-08-18 10:11:35', 'You couldn\'t make it up. Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories, and our tales explode across social media and get repeated by gullible mainstream media, including Sky News and national newspapers.\r\n\r\nJoin our vibrant Facebook page for updates and hilarity whenever someone comments having believed what we write. Just click the Like button below.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? Just use the contact form on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us page</a> and send in an idea - and if we like it, we\'ll get back to you or develop it ourselves, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense!\r\n\r\nWant to just buy me a beer? Then head to the appropriately-named <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Me a Beer page</a>. The Suffolk Gazette is actually a one-man band, so beers help not just with creativity, but also to pay the tech bills. \r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor/Founder/Chief Mischief Maker: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nGardening Writer: Anita Bush - see her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/lady-garden/">In My Lady Garden column</a>\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Pint\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nAngling Correspondent: Courtney Pike\r\n\r\nCycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:11:35', '2016-08-18 10:11:35', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4328, 1, '2016-08-18 10:13:09', '2016-08-18 10:13:09', 'You couldn\'t make it up. Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories, and our tales explode across social media and get repeated by gullible mainstream media, including Sky News and national newspapers.\r\n\r\nJoin our vibrant Facebook page for updates and hilarity whenever someone comments having believed what we write. Just click the Like button below.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? Use the contact form on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us page</a> and send in an idea - and if we like it, we\'ll get back to you or develop it ourselves, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense!\r\n\r\nWant to just buy me a beer? Then head to the appropriately-named <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Me a Beer page</a>. The Suffolk Gazette is actually a one-man band, so beers help not just with creativity, but also to pay the tech bills. \r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor/Founder/Chief Mischief Maker: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nGardening Writer: Anita Bush - see her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/lady-garden/">In My Lady Garden column</a>\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Pint\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nAngling Correspondent: Courtney Pike\r\n\r\nCycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:13:09', '2016-08-18 10:13:09', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4329, 1, '2016-08-18 10:13:48', '2016-08-18 10:13:48', 'You couldn\'t make it up. Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories, and our tales explode across social media and get repeated by gullible mainstream media, including Sky News and national newspapers.\r\n\r\nJoin our vibrant Facebook page for updates and hilarity whenever someone comments having believed what we write. Just click the Like button below.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? Use the contact form on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us page</a> and send in an idea - and if we like it, we\'ll get back to you or develop it ourselves, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense!\r\n\r\nWant to just buy me a beer? Then head to the appropriately-named <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Me a Beer page</a>. The Suffolk Gazette is actually a one-man band, so beers help not just with creativity, but also to pay the tech bills. \r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor/Founder/Chief Mischief Maker: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nGardening Writer: Anita Bush - see her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/lady-garden/">In My Lady Garden column</a>\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Pint\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nAngling Correspondent: Courtney Pike\r\n\r\nCycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:13:48', '2016-08-18 10:13:48', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4330, 1, '2016-08-18 10:15:27', '2016-08-18 10:15:27', 'You couldn\'t make it up. Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories, and our tales explode across social media and get repeated by gullible mainstream media, including Sky News and national newspapers.\r\n\r\nJoin our vibrant Facebook page for updates and ensuing hilarity whenever someone comments after believing something we have written. Just click the Like button below.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? Use the contact form on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us page</a> and send in an idea - and if we like it, we\'ll get back to you or develop it ourselves, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense!\r\n\r\nWant to just buy me a beer? Then head to the appropriately-named <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Me a Beer page</a>. The Suffolk Gazette is actually a one-man band, so beers help not just with creativity, but also to pay the tech bills. \r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor/Founder/Chief Mischief Maker: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nGardening Writer: Anita Bush - see her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/lady-garden/">In My Lady Garden column</a>\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Pint\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nAngling Correspondent: Courtney Pike\r\n\r\nCycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div>\r\n<br><br>\r\n<p>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:15:27', '2016-08-18 10:15:27', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4331, 1, '2016-08-18 10:16:33', '2016-08-18 10:16:33', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOlympic gold medal winning horse Valegro is the latest contestant to be added to this year\'s Strictly Come Dancing line-up.</b>\r\n\r\nValegro stunned the Olympic judges in Rio with an excellent display in the individual dressage, and is hotly-tipped to win this year\'s Strictly trophy.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt is not yet clear who will partner the horse, but Charlotte Dujardin, who rode him to success in Rio, says whoever it is will be the "luckiest woman ever".\r\n\r\nShe said: "He is a natural dancer and we didn\'t need to train much. In fact, I feel a bit guilty about getting the gold medal as I didn\'t really do a great deal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/valegra.jpg" alt="valegra" width="947" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4304" /></a><i>Prancing about: Valegro goes for gold</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough initial reports suggested Valegro would retire after the Olympics, Strictly producers made an offer that his team could not refuse, including a timeshare stable in Sheikh Mohammed\'s plush yard in Newmarket.\r\n\r\nAfter flying back from Brazil, he is enjoying a few days rest to recover from jet lag before beginning training for the show, where he will be up against the likes of former Chancellor, and current Norwich City chairman Ed Balls, who is not a horse - but does look like one.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Olympic dressage horse Valegro joins Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:16:33', '2016-08-18 10:16:33', '', 4303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4332, 1, '2016-08-18 10:17:13', '2016-08-18 10:17:13', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man who was caught romping with a pumpkin in a field had a bizarre excuse when he was caught by police, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found with his trousers down committing a lewd act with the large squash plant, using a hole he had cut into it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIpswich magistrates heard how officers were stunned with his reply when they shouted at him to stop.\r\n\r\nAubrey Smythe, prosecuting, told the hushed court: "The officers shone a torch into the field and yelled at Bishop, demanding to know why he was ravishing a pumpkin.\r\n\r\n"He stopped, looked up at the police, then looked down at the pumpkin and exclaimed, \'Crikey, is it midnight already?\'\r\n\r\n"The officers did not fall for his fairytale story and arrested him for public indecency and for being drunk and disorderly."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sex-with-pumpkin.jpg" alt="sex with pumpkin" width="478" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4297" /></a><i>Humping pumpkin: Ralph Bishop was caught in the act</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Aurellia Simkins, for Bishop, said her client was very sorry for his behaviour, and blamed it on consuming a large quantity of beer at his local pub near Saxmundham on the night of Friday, August 12.\r\n\r\nMagistrates fined Bishop £100 and ordered him to pay £10 compensation to farmer Maurice Piper, who grows potatoes but was experimenting with a pumpkin patch.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Bishop, who is divorced, refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette when he left the court.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police catch man having sex with pumpkin, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4296-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:17:13', '2016-08-18 10:17:13', '', 4296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4296-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4333, 1, '2016-08-18 10:18:05', '2016-08-18 10:18:05', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrivers who complain about "ignorant" cyclists hogging the road were today celebrating Team GB\'s brilliant Olympic success in the cycling.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Graham Dingle regularly moans about riders sharing his tarmac, and claims those on two wheels trying to improve their fitness and wellbeing are "a menace, a liability and they don\'t even pay road tax".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut this week Mr Dingle, 56, was trying to impress work colleagues with his cycling knowledge, describing how Laura Trott was crushing the omnium event, and how delighted he was that Mark Cavendish had finally achieved his dream of winning an Olympic medal.\r\n\r\n"It really makes you proud to be British," he said. "These men and women are showing total commitment to their sport of cycling, and years of hard training is paying off.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve won four gold medals in cycling alone. Hopefully all these Olympic medals will encourage more people to get out into the fresh air and take up the sport."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg" alt="laura trott olympics" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4287" /></a><i>Hot to Trott: Drivers are happy with Laura Trott\'s stunning success on the bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dingle later got back in his car to drive the two miles home, and cursed as a cyclist wearing "ridiculous lycra" had the arrogance to use a public road at the same time as him.\r\n\r\n"These people are a disgrace," he shouted while shaking his fist. "I once saw one going through a red light, and I can hardly move in my car at weekends because there are so many of them."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Angry motorists now celebrating Olympic cycling success', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4286-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:18:05', '2016-08-18 10:18:05', '', 4286, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4286-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4334, 1, '2016-08-18 10:19:08', '2016-08-18 10:19:08', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nPolice were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.</b>\r\n\r\nThe footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play. \r\n\r\nBut all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers\' uniform bells for the one in the ball.\r\n\r\nHe promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.\r\n\r\nMore blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.\r\n\r\nThe brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.855219% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/72414593?et=DAWQ3hoaRTBiETy5-Krdjw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=PDUCbnIjDw82AaWtkzVKWvtwYxJRWi5k99_saRnWH7A=" width="594" height="409" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/72414593" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Morris dancers in happier times</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree morris men suffered severely bruised legs, while one of the footballers had a cut caused by being hit on the head with a morris dancer\'s stick.\r\n\r\nWith everyone blaming each other, the police were called to sort out the mess.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "It was certainly an unsual call from one of the locals in the pub. By the time we got there it had all calmed down, and both sides realised how the mistake had been made.\r\n\r\n"In fact they had made up and were all enjoying a drink together, although a couple were still being patched up by the landlord\'s wife.\r\n\r\n"We took no further action, but recommended that the morris men did not use bells on their uniforms when the blind footballers were playing nearby."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1444-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:19:08', '2016-08-18 10:19:08', '', 1444, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1444-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4335, 1, '2016-08-18 10:19:56', '2016-08-18 10:19:56', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.</b>\r\n\r\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFit as a fiddle, Mabel only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\r\n\r\nShe sad: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a><i>Cheers: Mabel still enjoys six gins a day as she turns 100</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even knows how many bottles she had got through in that time.\r\n\r\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I always have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every Wednesday from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started. That\'s quite an achievement!"\r\n\r\nMabel was married for 55 years to her childhood sweetheart Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even three great-grandchildren.\r\n\r\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G & T," she said.\r\n\r\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Six gins a day is secret to long life says Mabel, 100', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3838-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 10:19:56', '2016-08-18 10:19:56', '', 3838, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3838-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4336, 1, '2016-08-18 13:32:07', '2016-08-18 13:32:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="map of suffolk" width="1296" height="855" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4337" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe map, which was produced by the Suffolk Gazette\'s crack team of graphic designers and cartographers at a cost of £10,000, includes the good (rich farmlands), the bad (farmers shooting burglars) and the ugly (Haverhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt highlights where people can enjoy a caravan holiday, where they can find some slot machines - and which part of the county has lots of wonky houses.\r\n\r\nFor those looking to retire to Suffolk, it highlights Woodbridge as the perfect place.\r\n\r\nAnd for rich Londoners looking for a Suffolk home, they need only search along the coast.\r\n\r\nA county official said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for making the new map, which will go a long way to, er, putting Suffolk on the map.\r\n\r\n"It seems to sum up the county in an easy-to-understand way."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We think it\'s a fair representation of our county.\r\n\r\n"Hopefully people in Haverhill will still speak to us, although some of them sent us death threats after we unveiled the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-monopoly/">Suffolk version of Monopoly</a> and they were in Old Kent Road."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe county map is one of a stunning trilogy that will be on display in London to help tourists understand what is available in East Anglia.\r\n\r\nIt goes with the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-map/">Norfolk map</a>, and with the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/essex-celebrates-new-county-map/">Essex map</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Realistic new map of Suffolk boosts tourism', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'new-map-of-suffolk', '', '', '2018-03-10 12:28:30', '2018-03-10 12:28:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4336', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4338, 1, '2016-08-18 13:27:33', '2016-08-18 13:27:33', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.</b>\r\n\r\nThe map (see below), which was produced by the Suffolk Gazette\'s crack team of graphic designers and cartographers at a cost of £10,000, includes the good (rich farmlands), the bad (farmers shooting burglars) and the ugly (Haverhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA county official said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for making the new map, which will go a long way to, er, putting Suffolk on the map."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="map of suffolk" width="1296" height="855" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4337" /></a><i>The Suffolk Gazette map of Suffolk</center></i><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We think it\'s a fair representation of our county. Hopefully people in Haverhill will still speak to us."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New map of Suffolk boost for tourism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4336-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 13:27:33', '2016-08-18 13:27:33', '', 4336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4339, 1, '2016-08-18 13:28:53', '2016-08-18 13:28:53', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.</b>\r\n\r\nThe map (see below), which was produced by the Suffolk Gazette\'s crack team of graphic designers and cartographers at a cost of £10,000, includes the good (rich farmlands), the bad (farmers shooting burglars) and the ugly (Haverhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA county official said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for making the new map, which will go a long way to, er, putting Suffolk on the map."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="map of suffolk" width="1296" height="855" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4337" /></a><i>The Suffolk Gazette map of Suffolk</center></i><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We think it\'s a fair representation of our county. Hopefully people in Haverhill will still speak to us."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Realistic new map of Suffolk boosts tourism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4336-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 13:28:53', '2016-08-18 13:28:53', '', 4336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4340, 1, '2016-08-18 13:29:56', '2016-08-18 13:29:56', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.</b>\r\n\r\nThe map (see below), which was produced by the Suffolk Gazette\'s crack team of graphic designers and cartographers at a cost of £10,000, includes the good (rich farmlands), the bad (farmers shooting burglars) and the ugly (Haverhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA county official said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for making the new map, which will go a long way to, er, putting Suffolk on the map."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="map of suffolk" width="1296" height="855" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4337" /></a><i>The Suffolk Gazette map of Suffolk (CLICK TO ENLARGE)</center></i><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We think it\'s a fair representation of our county. Hopefully people in Haverhill will still speak to us."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Realistic new map of Suffolk boosts tourism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4336-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 13:29:56', '2016-08-18 13:29:56', '', 4336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4341, 1, '2016-08-18 14:06:13', '2016-08-18 14:06:13', 'You couldn\'t make it up. Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories, and our tales explode across social media and get repeated by gullible mainstream media, including Sky News and national newspapers.\r\n\r\nJoin our vibrant Facebook page for updates and ensuing hilarity whenever someone comments after believing something we have written. Just click the Like button below.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? Use the contact form on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us page</a> and send in an idea - and if we like it, we\'ll get back to you or develop it ourselves, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense!\r\n\r\nWant to just buy me a beer? Then head to the appropriately-named <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Me a Beer page</a>. The Suffolk Gazette is actually a one-man band, so beers help not just with creativity, but also to pay the tech bills. \r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor/Founder/Chief Mischief Maker: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nGardening Writer: Anita Bush - see her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/lady-garden/">In My Lady Garden column</a>\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Pint\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nAngling Correspondent: Courtney Pike\r\n\r\nCycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 14:06:13', '2016-08-18 14:06:13', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
