<b>EXCLUSIVE
By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent

A couple were arrested after being caught romping naked in a farmer's slurry pit.</b>

Dog walkers using a footpath at the farm near Framlingham spotted the filthy pair and called the cops.


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Officers found the lovers, named locally as Phil Collins and Mary-Beth Spuckler, in a "heightened state of excitement" and oblivious to anything else around them.

When quizzed, they revealed they had a fetish for farmyard smells and had often stripped off to make love in the slurry pit without the farmer's knowledge.

A police insider said: "Because their actions were in sight of a footpath, they were told they were outraging public decency.

"However, they were extremely embarrassed and apologetic and were not charged after agreeing to keep away from the farm in future."

<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg" alt="slurry love" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4158" /></a><i>You can't slurry love, no you just have to wait (until you get home)</center></i><br><br>

Dave Barrett-Hughes, a psychology lecturer at Suffolk University, said: "People can have fetishes about the strangest things. An urge to make love in what most of us would call a strange place is more common than you may think.

"However, I have not heard of a slurry fetish before. If anything, you risk falling ill."  

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