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Do to unforeseen circumstances, 30,000 used Toyota Prius cars have become available in London.</strong>

Each have more than five previous owners, have more than 200,000 miles on the clock and smell a little bit of body odour and vomit.



But, they normally come with free seat covers and an air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror.

The hybrid cars may look the ugliest thing on the road, but they are extremely economical.

Buyers will have to put up with Black Cab drivers laughing at them uncontrollably while waving £50 notes in a Harry Enfield 'Loads Money' fashion.

Each Toyota Prius is available for only £3,000, but a job lot of more than 100 of them could drive the price right down.

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Potential buyers are advised to stand on any street corner in London and flag one of the vehicles down.

Meanwhile, in unrelated news, taxi company Uber is to appeal against Transport For London's decision not to renew its licence in London.

It leaves millions of Londoners forced to get into more expensive black cabs, if one happens to be "going your way, mate".

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