<b>EXCLUSIVE
By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent

Norwich City have revealed they modeled their ugly new kit on Greater Anglia trains' sickening seat covers.</b>

Brand experts say the idea is clever because Greater Anglia and Norwich share the spotlight as being the two most despised and ridiculed outfits to travel out of Norfolk.


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The new Norwich third kit features hideous splashes of green and yellow, seemingly splattered indiscriminately all over the place by a two-year-old with a paint brush.

<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg" alt="norwich city kit" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4114" /></a><i>Disgusting: more turd kit than third kit</center></i><br><br>

But there is method to the madness, with the club linking up cleverly with Greater Anglia, which runs trains from Norwich into London (sometimes).

<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4115" /></a><i>Luxury: a Greater Anglia carriage with Norwich City-style seat covers</center><i><br><br>

Football strips from the 1990s that featured ugly splashes have been ridiculed ever since, but Norwich chairman Ed Balls believes he's on to a winner. However, a sport retail expert said: "We believe that even Norwich fans are not stupid enough to buy this." 

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