<!-- wp:image {"id":10372,"align":"center"} -->
<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ipswich-nativity.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10372"/></figure></div>
<!-- /wp:image -->

<!-- wp:paragraph -->
<p><strong>A delightful Ipswich nativity scene is melting the hearts of the nation, serving as a reminder in troubled times that Britain has so much to offer.</strong></p>
<!-- /wp:paragraph -->

<!-- wp:paragraph -->
<p>Set in a cosy-looking bus stop, the nativity shows three wise chavs presenting gifts of booze, a stolen electrical item and a mystery box - presumed to contain crack cocaine - to baby Jesus in his buggy.</p>
<!-- /wp:paragraph -->

<!-- wp:paragraph -->
<p></p>
<!-- /wp:paragraph -->

<!-- wp:paragraph -->
<p>Mum Mary has a fag on, but seems delighted by the men's gesture. It is believed they are being so generous because any one of them could be the father.</p>
<!-- /wp:paragraph -->

<!-- wp:paragraph -->
<p>Meanwhile, Joseph looks on with keen interest, sitting underneath a photograph of himself that was put up by the friendly folk at the local constabulary.</p>
<!-- /wp:paragraph -->

<!-- wp:paragraph -->
<p>The happy family's pet pit bull is shown sitting patiently, just before shitting on the pavement.</p>
<!-- /wp:paragraph -->

<!-- wp:paragraph -->
<p>[AdSense-B]</p>
<!-- /wp:paragraph -->

<!-- wp:paragraph -->
<p>Artist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This touching nativity really puts Ipswich on the map.</p>
<!-- /wp:paragraph -->

<!-- wp:paragraph -->
<p>"It's important we all remember the true meaning of Christmas and nicking stuff while getting boozed and drugged up helps us to that perfectly."</p>
<!-- /wp:paragraph -->

<!-- wp:paragraph -->
<p>Do you know the identity of the "models" posing for the Ipswich nativity? If so, please tell Ipswich Police.</p>
<!-- /wp:paragraph -->

<!-- wp:paragraph -->
<p>[AdSense-C]</p>
<!-- /wp:paragraph -->