THE “LANGXIT” CAMPAIGN FOR “ENOSIS” WITH SUFFOLK (OR AT LEAST FREE MOVEMENT OF PEOPLES OR CUSTOMS UNION BETWEEN SUFFOLK) AND LANGWORTHY

Langworthy Ward, the beating vibrant heart of the City of Salford (Actually(!)) is seeking to leave the City of Salford and unite and become an enclave of the County of Suffolk, for the mutual benefit of the peoples of both areas.

In an interview with the Salford Correspondent of the “Suffolk Gazette”, Rob Radnell, leading “Langxiteer”, Jonqui Farquarson-Everitt-Smythson, expressed his views most candidly, 

“The residents of Langworthy have had enough of the totalitarian, oppressive rule of the City of Salford (Actually(!)) Council. We seek the rights that the people of Suffolk enjoy – home rule, a County Council and true freedom. Too long Proud Langworthians have been the thralls and serfs of the self-perpetuating Labour Oligarchy in Swinton Civic Centre. Suffolk and Langworthy have much in common too!

“We demand “Home Rule” and the right of self-determination. We have much in common with Suffolk eg “Constable Country”: we have a large Police Station and have many Constables &amp; PCSOs!

“Suffolk has wide open skies with large trees. So does Langworthy, with our interesting modernist 1960s high rise apartment blocks. 

“We offer Suffolk citizens the opportunity to visit the “Shoppers Mecca” of Salford Shopping City (with a Tesco Extra) as an alternative to visiting Eastgate Centre in Ipswich. 

“Like Suffolk, you can enjoy a “Metropolitan life-style” in Langworthy without the cost and double the advantages: you are near London; we are adjacent to Manchester AND Salford Quays – the “Home of BBC Breakfast &amp; Sports AND Jeremy Kyle! Not that one would expect Suffolkers to appear thereon but plenty of opportunity for Norwichers and Norfolkers!

“Culturally and historically, we have much in common too – Constable and Lowry, the Port of Ipswich and the Port of Salford and the annual firework display on Bonfire Night in Buile Hill Park, which, I understand, is on a par with Bungay’s famed display. We don’t have a “Black Shuck” but there’s large pack of hounds in Buile Hill Park, dragging their walkers around!

“I appeal to the proud peoples of Suffolk to support the peoples of Langworthy with their “Langxit” campaign. There are advantages for both of us: cheap transport between us (providing you book ahead on the trains 13 weeks in advance!), same currency, same views. We are both progressive peoples – for instance we gave the World “Upside Down Houses” in Chimney Pots Park, the misnomered “Manchester” Upside Down Pudding.

“I appeal directly to Suffolk: get us out of Salford!!”
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Langworthy Ward, the beating vibrant heart of the City of Salford (Actually(!)) is seeking to leave the City of Salford and unite and become an enclave of the County of Suffolk, for the mutual benefit of the peoples of both areas.

In an interview with the Salford Correspondent of the “Suffolk Gazette”, Rob Radnell, leading “Langxiteer”, Jonqui Farquarson-Everitt-Smythson, expressed his views most candidly, 

“The residents of Langworthy have had enough of the totalitarian, oppressive rule of the City of Salford (Actually(!)) Council. We seek the rights that the people of Suffolk enjoy – home rule, a County Council and true freedom. Too long Proud Langworthians have been the thralls and serfs of the self-perpetuating Labour Oligarchy in Swinton Civic Centre. Suffolk and Langworthy have much in common too!

“We demand “Home Rule” and the right of self-determination. We have much in common with Suffolk eg “Constable Country”: we have a large Police Station and have many Constables &amp; PCSOs!

“Suffolk has wide open skies with large trees. So does Langworthy, with our interesting modernist 1960s high rise apartment blocks. 

“We offer Suffolk citizens the opportunity to visit the “Shoppers Mecca” of Salford Shopping City (with a Tesco Extra) as an alternative to visiting Eastgate Centre in Ipswich. 

“Like Suffolk, you can enjoy a “Metropolitan life-style” in Langworthy without the cost and double the advantages: you are near London; we are adjacent to Manchester AND Salford Quays – the “Home of BBC Breakfast &amp; Sports AND Jeremy Kyle! Not that one would expect Suffolkers to appear thereon but plenty of opportunity for Norwichers and Norfolkers!

“Culturally and historically, we have much in common too – Constable and Lowry, the Port of Ipswich and the Port of Salford and the annual firework display on Bonfire Night in Buile Hill Park, which, I understand, is on a par with Bungay’s famed display. We don’t have a “Black Shuck” but there’s large pack of hounds in Buile Hill Park, dragging their walkers around!

“I appeal to the proud peoples of Suffolk to support the peoples of Langworthy with their “Langxit” campaign. There are advantages for both of us: cheap transport between us (providing you book ahead on the trains 13 weeks in advance!), same currency, same views. We are both progressive peoples – for instance we gave the World “Upside Down Houses” in Chimney Pots Park, the misnomered “Manchester” Upside Down Pudding.

“I appeal directly to Suffolk: get us out of Salford!!”

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