INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7936, 1, '2017-12-04 09:56:51', '2017-12-04 09:56:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/motorhome-toilet-e1512381010218.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/motorhome-toilet-e1512381010218.jpg" alt="Motorhome lavatory" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7933" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA thief who tried to steal fuel from a motorhome got a shock when he put a hose in his mouth and siphoned off the contents of the toilet.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe culprit got a mouthful of the lavatory\'s weekend contents rather than the diesel he was expecting to transfer to his container.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice were called when the owners of the motorhome, which was parked up in a private spot near Bawdsey, awoke to sounds of a man screaming and being sick in the layby outside.\r\n\r\nOfficers say the thief thought he was inserting one end of the hose through the fuel tank filler cap.\r\n\r\nBut in the darkness he put it through the lavatory outlet cap instead.\r\n\r\n"I think it\'s fair to say he got a bit of a shock when he started sucking on the hose in order to begin the process of siphoning the fuel tank," a Suffolk Police spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"He got a load of human waste and chemicals and was sick instantly.\r\n\r\n"What makes it worse - if that\'s possible - is the couple inside the van had enjoyed a spicy curry and a few beers the day before."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe couple, who were believed to be holidaying in Suffolk from Warwickshire, grabbed a torch and tried to catch the thief.\r\n\r\nBut he ran off through woods before police could arrive.\r\n\r\nThe vehicle owner said: "I had a look around but he had gone. Had I got hold of him, I would have given him a real mouthful.\r\n\r\n"People like him deserve everything they get - and he certainly got a taste of his own medicine."\r\n\r\nAnyone with information is asked to call CrimeStoppers.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Bungling fuel thief siphons motorhome toilet into his mouth', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7932-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-04 09:56:51', '2017-12-04 09:56:51', '', 7932, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7932-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7937, 1, '2017-12-04 11:27:31', '2017-12-04 11:27:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/motorhome-toilet-e1512381010218.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/motorhome-toilet-e1512381010218.jpg" alt="Motorhome lavatory" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7933" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA thief who tried to steal fuel from a motorhome got a shock when he put a hose in his mouth and siphoned off the contents of the toilet.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe culprit got a mouthful of the lavatory\'s weekend contents rather than the diesel he was expecting to transfer to his container.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice were called when the owners of the motorhome, which was parked up in a private spot near Bawdsey, awoke to sounds of a man screaming and being sick in the layby outside.\r\n\r\nOfficers say the thief thought he was inserting one end of the hose through the fuel tank filler cap.\r\n\r\nBut in the darkness he put it through the lavatory outlet cap instead.\r\n\r\n"I think it\'s fair to say he got a bit of a shock when he started sucking on the hose in order to begin the process of siphoning the fuel tank," a Suffolk Police spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"He got a load of human waste and chemicals and was sick instantly.\r\n\r\n"What makes it worse - if that\'s possible - is the couple inside the van had enjoyed a spicy curry and a few beers the day before."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe couple, who were believed to be holidaying in Suffolk from Warwickshire, grabbed a torch and tried to catch the thief.\r\n\r\nBut he ran off through woods before police could arrive.\r\n\r\n"He may have got away on the night, but we\'re sure we\'ll get to the bottom of it," the police spokesman added.\r\n\r\nThe vehicle owner said: "I had a look around but he had gone. Had I got hold of him, I would have given him a real mouthful.\r\n\r\n"People like him deserve everything they get - and he certainly got a taste of his own medicine."\r\n\r\nAnyone with information is asked to call CrimeStoppers.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Bungling fuel thief siphons motorhome toilet into his mouth', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7932-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-04 11:27:31', '2017-12-04 11:27:31', '', 7932, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7932-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7939, 1, '2017-12-05 12:54:48', '2017-12-05 12:54:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last leaf on a tree has confirmed it is "desperately lonely", depressed and wants to end it all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, insisted she hated being on her own and wants to be with her perished family and friends on the ground.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Everyone assumes that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement," she said.\r\n\r\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s desperately lonely.\r\n\r\n"I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it. Life up here on my own is miserable and it\'s bloody cold.\r\n\r\n"I can see all my dead brothers and sisters down their on the grass. They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Lorraine broke away from the twig that has been her fountain of life since April.\r\n\r\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," she whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\r\n\r\nLorraine leaves no family. Se was seven months old.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5273-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-05 12:54:48', '2017-12-05 12:54:48', '', 5273, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7940, 1, '2017-12-05 12:55:46', '2017-12-05 12:55:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last leaf on a tree has confirmed it is "desperately lonely", depressed and wants to end it all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, insisted she hated being on her own and wants to be with her perished family and friends on the ground.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"People assume that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement," she said.\r\n\r\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s desperately lonely.\r\n\r\n"I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it. Life up here on my own is miserable and it\'s bloody cold.\r\n\r\n"I can see all my dead brothers and sisters down their on the grass. They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Lorraine broke away from the twig that has been her fountain of life since April.\r\n\r\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," she whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\r\n\r\nLorraine leaves no family. Se was seven months old.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5273-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-05 12:55:46', '2017-12-05 12:55:46', '', 5273, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7941, 1, '2017-12-05 13:02:08', '2017-12-05 13:02:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last leaf on a tree has confirmed it is "desperately lonely", depressed and wants to end it all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, insisted she hated being on her own and wants to be with her perished family and friends on the ground.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"People assume that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement," she said.\r\n\r\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s desperately lonely.\r\n\r\n"I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it. Life up here on my own is miserable and it\'s bloody cold.\r\n\r\n"I can see all my dead brothers and sisters down their on the grass. They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Lorraine broke away from the twig that has been her fountain of life since April.\r\n\r\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," she whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\r\n\r\nOur man heard sobbing as the little four-inch leaf floated by.\r\n\r\nBut they were tears of joy and relief, not of sadness.\r\n\r\nLorraine leaves no family. Se was seven months old.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5273-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-05 13:02:08', '2017-12-05 13:02:08', '', 5273, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7942, 1, '2017-12-05 13:02:32', '2017-12-05 13:02:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last leaf on a tree has confirmed it is "desperately lonely", depressed and wants to end it all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, insisted she hated being on her own and wants to be with her perished family and friends on the ground.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"People assume that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement," she said.\r\n\r\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s desperately lonely.\r\n\r\n"I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it. Life up here on my own is miserable and it\'s bloody cold.\r\n\r\n"I can see all my dead brothers and sisters down their on the grass. They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Lorraine broke away from the twig that has been her fountain of life since April.\r\n\r\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," she whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\r\n\r\nOur man heard sobbing as the little four-inch leaf floated by.\r\n\r\nBut they were tears of joy and relief, not of sadness.\r\n\r\nLorraine leaves no family. She was seven months old.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5273-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-05 13:02:32', '2017-12-05 13:02:32', '', 5273, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7943, 1, '2017-12-05 13:04:09', '2017-12-05 13:04:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last leaf on a tree has confirmed it is "desperately lonely", depressed and wants to end it all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, insisted she hated being on her own and wants to be with her perished family and friends on the ground.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"People assume that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement," she said.\r\n\r\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s desperately lonely.\r\n\r\n"I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it. Life up here on my own is miserable and it\'s bloody cold.\r\n\r\n"I can see all my dead brothers and sisters down their on the grass.\r\n\r\n"They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Lorraine broke away from the twig that has been her fountain of life since April.\r\n\r\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," she whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\r\n\r\nOur man heard sobbing as the little four-inch leaf floated by.\r\n\r\nBut they were tears of joy and relief, not of sadness.\r\n\r\nLorraine leaves no family. She was seven months old.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5273-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-05 13:04:09', '2017-12-05 13:04:09', '', 5273, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7944, 1, '2017-12-05 13:06:09', '2017-12-05 13:06:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last leaf on a tree has confirmed it is "desperately lonely", depressed and wants to end it all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, insisted she hated being on her own and wants to be with her perished family and friends on the ground.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"People assume that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement," she said.\r\n\r\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s desperately lonely up here on my own, looking out over the amusement arcades. Even all the visitors have gone.\r\n\r\n"I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it. Life up here on my own is miserable and it\'s bloody cold.\r\n\r\n"I can see all my dead brothers and sisters down their on the grass.\r\n\r\n"They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Lorraine broke away from the twig that has been her fountain of life since April.\r\n\r\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," she whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\r\n\r\nOur man heard sobbing as the little four-inch leaf floated by.\r\n\r\nBut they were tears of joy and relief, not of sadness.\r\n\r\nLorraine leaves no family. She was seven months old.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5273-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-05 13:06:09', '2017-12-05 13:06:09', '', 5273, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7945, 1, '2017-12-05 13:08:57', '2017-12-05 13:08:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last leaf on a tree has confirmed it is "desperately lonely", depressed and wants to end it all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, insisted she hated being on her own and wants to be with her perished family and friends on the ground.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"People assume that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement," she said.\r\n\r\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s desperately lonely up here on my own, looking out over the amusement arcades.\r\n\r\n"Even all the visitors have gone.\r\n\r\n"It was okay up until a few weeks ago when there was lots to see. But now it\'s just boring. \r\n\r\n"I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it. Life up here on my own is miserable and it\'s bloody cold.\r\n\r\n"I can see all my dead brothers and sisters down their on the grass.\r\n\r\n"They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Lorraine broke away from the twig that has been her fountain of life since April.\r\n\r\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," she whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\r\n\r\nOur man heard sobbing as the little four-inch leaf floated by.\r\n\r\nBut they were tears of joy and relief, not of sadness.\r\n\r\nLorraine leaves no family. She was seven months old.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5273-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-05 13:08:57', '2017-12-05 13:08:57', '', 5273, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7946, 1, '2017-12-06 20:44:09', '2017-12-06 20:44:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ukelele-band-e1512591107587.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ukelele-band-e1512591107587.jpg" alt="Ukelele band" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7947" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The people of Suffolk are never more than 10 metres away from a comedy ukulele band, a survey has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo matter where folk stand around the county, a cheery musical group is lurking just around the corner.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe ukulele bands with their dungarees, lutes, tiny guitars and banjos are taking over pubs and public events, singing hilarious songs about farming and love.\r\n\r\nEven the Suffolk Gazette once featured one such band singing about a woman from Wisbech, whose "<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">extra finger came in handy when she got randy</a>".\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, of the Suffolk Institute of Musical Studies, said comedy ukulele bands had become so popular there was one on every street.\r\n\r\n"We thought at first it was just one of those fads. But ukulele comedy is rife and shows no sign of slowing down. You can\'t move in town for comedy ukulele bands."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe noted, however, that well-known Suffolk ginger, Ed Sheeran had himself not quite kept up with the times.\r\n\r\n"Ed is noted for playing a tiny guitar on his hits," said Ms Fisher. "But he has not mastered the ukulele.\r\n\r\n"And anyway, his songs aren\'t funny. At least they\'re not meant to be."\r\n\r\nIt is a well-known fact that the people of Norfolk are exceptional ukulele and banjo players on account of having six fingers.\r\n\r\nMany such banjo players live around the Norfolk Broads, where there is a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/deliverance-norfolk-broads/">theme park based on the cult horror film, Deliverance</a>, owned by business tycoon Dave Wells.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk people never more than 10 metres away from a comedy ukulele band', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ukulele-band', '', '', '2017-12-06 20:49:26', '2017-12-06 20:49:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7946', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7947, 1, '2017-12-06 20:09:49', '2017-12-06 20:09:49', 'Suffolk people never more than 10 metres from a comedy ukelele band, survey reveals', 'ukelele band', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ukelele-band', '', '', '2017-12-06 20:12:28', '2017-12-06 20:12:28', '', 7946, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ukelele-band.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7948, 1, '2017-12-06 20:44:09', '2017-12-06 20:44:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ukelele-band-e1512591107587.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ukelele-band-e1512591107587.jpg" alt="Ukelele band" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7947" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The people of Suffolk are never more than 10 metres away from a comedy ukulele band, a survey has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo matter where folk stand around the county, a cheery musical group is lurking just around the corner.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe ukulele bands with their dungarees, lutes, tiny guitars and banjos are taking over pubs and public events, singing hilarious songs about farming and love.\r\n\r\nEven the Suffolk Gazette once featured one such band singing about a woman from Wisbech, whose "<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">extra finger came in handy when she got randy</a>".\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, of the Suffolk Institute of Musical Studies, said comedy ukulele bands had become so popular there was one on every street.\r\n\r\n"It\'s probably just one of those fads. Ukulele comedy is rife and shows no sign of slowing down. You can\'t move in town for comedy ukulele bands."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe noted that well-known Suffolk ginger, Ed Sheeran had himself not quite kept up with the times.\r\n\r\n"Ed is noted for playing a tiny guitar on his hits," said Ms Fisher. "But he has not mastered the ukulele.\r\n\r\n"And anyway, his songs aren\'t funny. At least they\'re not meant to be."\r\n\r\nIt is a well-known fact that the people of Norfolk are exceptional ukulele and banjo players on account of having six fingers.\r\n\r\nMany such banjo players live around the Norfolk Broads, where <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/deliverance-norfolk-broads/">theme park based on the cult horror film, Deliverance</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk people never more than 10 metres away from a comedy ukulele band', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7946-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-06 20:44:09', '2017-12-06 20:44:09', '', 7946, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7946-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7949, 1, '2017-12-06 20:49:23', '2017-12-06 20:49:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ukelele-band-e1512591107587.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ukelele-band-e1512591107587.jpg" alt="Ukelele band" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7947" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The people of Suffolk are never more than 10 metres away from a comedy ukulele band, a survey has confirmed.</strong>\n\nNo matter where folk stand around the county, a cheery musical group is lurking just around the corner.\n\n\n\nThe ukulele bands with their dungarees, lutes, tiny guitars and banjos are taking over pubs and public events, singing hilarious songs about farming and love.\n\nEven the Suffolk Gazette once featured one such band singing about a woman from Wisbech, whose "<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">extra finger came in handy when she got randy</a>".\n\nLorraine Fisher, of the Suffolk Institute of Musical Studies, said comedy ukulele bands had become so popular there was one on every street.\n\n"We thought at first it was just one of those fads. But ukulele comedy is rife and shows no sign of slowing down. You can\'t move in town for comedy ukulele bands."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nShe noted, however, that well-known Suffolk ginger, Ed Sheeran had himself not quite kept up with the times.\n\n"Ed is noted for playing a tiny guitar on his hits," said Ms Fisher. "But he has not mastered the ukulele.\n\n"And anyway, his songs aren\'t funny. At least they\'re not meant to be."\n\nIt is a well-known fact that the people of Norfolk are exceptional ukulele and banjo players on account of having six fingers.\n\nMany such banjo players live around the Norfolk Broads, where there is a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/deliverance-norfolk-broads/">theme park based on the cult horror film, Deliverance</a>, owned by business tycoon Dave Wells.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk people never more than 10 metres away from a comedy ukulele band', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7946-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-06 20:49:23', '2017-12-06 20:49:23', '', 7946, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7946-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7950, 1, '2017-12-06 20:46:55', '2017-12-06 20:46:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ukelele-band-e1512591107587.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ukelele-band-e1512591107587.jpg" alt="Ukelele band" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7947" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The people of Suffolk are never more than 10 metres away from a comedy ukulele band, a survey has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo matter where folk stand around the county, a cheery musical group is lurking just around the corner.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe ukulele bands with their dungarees, lutes, tiny guitars and banjos are taking over pubs and public events, singing hilarious songs about farming and love.\r\n\r\nEven the Suffolk Gazette once featured one such band singing about a woman from Wisbech, whose "<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">extra finger came in handy when she got randy</a>".\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, of the Suffolk Institute of Musical Studies, said comedy ukulele bands had become so popular there was one on every street.\r\n\r\n"We thought at first it was just one of those fads. But ukulele comedy is rife and shows no sign of slowing down. You can\'t move in town for comedy ukulele bands."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe noted, however, that well-known Suffolk ginger, Ed Sheeran had himself not quite kept up with the times.\r\n\r\n"Ed is noted for playing a tiny guitar on his hits," said Ms Fisher. "But he has not mastered the ukulele.\r\n\r\n"And anyway, his songs aren\'t funny. At least they\'re not meant to be."\r\n\r\nIt is a well-known fact that the people of Norfolk are exceptional ukulele and banjo players on account of having six fingers.\r\n\r\nMany such banjo players live around the Norfolk Broads, where there is a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/deliverance-norfolk-broads/">theme park based on the cult horror film, Deliverance</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk people never more than 10 metres away from a comedy ukulele band', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7946-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-06 20:46:55', '2017-12-06 20:46:55', '', 7946, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7946-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7951, 1, '2017-12-06 20:49:26', '2017-12-06 20:49:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ukelele-band-e1512591107587.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ukelele-band-e1512591107587.jpg" alt="Ukelele band" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7947" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The people of Suffolk are never more than 10 metres away from a comedy ukulele band, a survey has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo matter where folk stand around the county, a cheery musical group is lurking just around the corner.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe ukulele bands with their dungarees, lutes, tiny guitars and banjos are taking over pubs and public events, singing hilarious songs about farming and love.\r\n\r\nEven the Suffolk Gazette once featured one such band singing about a woman from Wisbech, whose "<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">extra finger came in handy when she got randy</a>".\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, of the Suffolk Institute of Musical Studies, said comedy ukulele bands had become so popular there was one on every street.\r\n\r\n"We thought at first it was just one of those fads. But ukulele comedy is rife and shows no sign of slowing down. You can\'t move in town for comedy ukulele bands."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe noted, however, that well-known Suffolk ginger, Ed Sheeran had himself not quite kept up with the times.\r\n\r\n"Ed is noted for playing a tiny guitar on his hits," said Ms Fisher. "But he has not mastered the ukulele.\r\n\r\n"And anyway, his songs aren\'t funny. At least they\'re not meant to be."\r\n\r\nIt is a well-known fact that the people of Norfolk are exceptional ukulele and banjo players on account of having six fingers.\r\n\r\nMany such banjo players live around the Norfolk Broads, where there is a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/deliverance-norfolk-broads/">theme park based on the cult horror film, Deliverance</a>, owned by business tycoon Dave Wells.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk people never more than 10 metres away from a comedy ukulele band', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7946-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-06 20:49:26', '2017-12-06 20:49:26', '', 7946, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7946-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7952, 1, '2017-12-08 12:53:59', '2017-12-08 12:53:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gritterbike1402b.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gritterbike1402b.jpg" alt="Gritting bicycle" width="682" height="454" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7953" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>There is growing concern that Suffolk County Council has cut too much of its budget for gritting the roads.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotorists now fear the county\'s highways will be too dangerous to use this winter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGone are the familiar gritting lorries that sweep across Suffolk\'s roads, keeping them clear of ice.\r\n\r\nInstead 27 new bicycle gritters have been purchased to try to do the same job at a fraction of the cost.\r\n\r\nDelighted highways chiefs say they have saved over £5 million by selling off the lorries.\r\n\r\nBut they have refused to say how long it now takes staff on the yellow bicycles to clear the same routes.\r\n\r\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, from Martlesham near Ipswich said: "I saw some poor bloke pedaling furiously up the Bealings hill today spreading grit from his little basket on the front.\r\n\r\n"He had to get off and push when he was half way up.\r\n\r\n"And when he reached the top he had to turn around and go back to the depot to refill with grit.\r\n\r\n"It must have taken him all day just to do a couple of miles - I really can\'t see how this is cost effective at all."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMotorist Paul Eaton added: "I got stuck behind one of these when it was gritting the A140. It was very dangerous, even if he did have his little yellow light flashing.\r\n\r\n"By the time they have gritted all the roads, it will be summer."\r\n\r\nA county council spokesman said: "We are very pleased with our fleet of gritting bikes.\r\n\r\n"They are much cheaper and greener than lorries. The only drawback is our drivers are not so keen on having to ride a bike."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Suffolk roads hit by gritting budget cuts', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'gritting', '', '', '2017-12-10 10:29:33', '2017-12-10 10:29:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7952', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7954, 1, '2017-12-08 12:53:59', '2017-12-08 12:53:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gritterbike1402b.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gritterbike1402b.jpg" alt="Gritting bicycle" width="682" height="454" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7953" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>There is growing concern that Suffolk County Council has cut too much of its budget for gritting the roads.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotorists now fear the county\'s highways will be too dangerous to use this winter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGone are the familiar gritting lorries that sweep across Suffolk\'s roads, keeping them clear of ice.\r\n\r\nInstead 27 new bicycle gritters have been purchased to try to do the same job at a fraction of the cost.\r\n\r\nDelighted highways chiefs say they have saved over £5 million by selling off the lorries.\r\n\r\nBut they have refused to say how long it now takes staff on the bicycles to clear the same routes.\r\n\r\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, from Martlesham near Ipswich said: "I saw some poor bloke pedaling furiously up the Bealings hill today spreading grit from his little basket on the front.\r\n\r\n"He had to get off and push when he was half way up.\r\n\r\n"And when he reached the top he had to turn around and go back to the depot to refill with grit.\r\n\r\n"It must have taken him all day just to do a couple of miles - I really can\'t see how this is cost effective at all."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMotorist Paul Eaton added: "I got stuck behind one of these when it was gritting the A140. It was very dangerous, even if he did have his little yellow light flashing.\r\n\r\n"By the time they have gritted all the roads, it will be summer."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Suffolk roads hit by gritting budget cuts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7952-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-08 12:53:59', '2017-12-08 12:53:59', '', 7952, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7952-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7955, 1, '2017-12-08 13:13:06', '2017-12-08 13:13:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gritterbike1402b.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gritterbike1402b.jpg" alt="Gritting bicycle" width="682" height="454" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7953" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>There is growing concern that Suffolk County Council has cut too much of its budget for gritting the roads.</strong>\n\nMotorists now fear the county\'s highways will be too dangerous to use this winter.\n\n\n\nGone are the familiar gritting lorries that sweep across Suffolk\'s roads, keeping them clear of ice.\n\nInstead 27 new bicycle gritters have been purchased to try to do the same job at a fraction of the cost.\n\nDelighted highways chiefs say they have saved over £5 million by selling off the lorries.\n\nBut they have refused to say how long it now takes staff on the yellow bicycles to clear the same routes.\n\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, from Martlesham near Ipswich said: "I saw some poor bloke pedaling furiously up the Bealings hill today spreading grit from his little basket on the front.\n\n"He had to get off and push when he was half way up.\n\n"And when he reached the top he had to turn around and go back to the depot to refill with grit.\n\n"It must have taken him all day just to do a couple of miles - I really can\'t see how this is cost effective at all."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMotorist Paul Eaton added: "I got stuck behind one of these when it was gritting the A140. It was very dangerous, even if he did have his little yellow light flashing.\n\n"By the time they have gritted all the roads, it will be summer."\n\nA county council spokesman said: "We are very pleased with our fleet of gritting bikes.\n\n"They are much cheaper and greener than lorries\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Suffolk roads hit by gritting budget cuts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7952-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-08 13:13:06', '2017-12-08 13:13:06', '', 7952, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7952-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7956, 1, '2017-12-08 12:58:03', '2017-12-08 12:58:03', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gritterbike1402b.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gritterbike1402b.jpg" alt="Gritting bicycle" width="682" height="454" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7953" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>There is growing concern that Suffolk County Council has cut too much of its budget for gritting the roads.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotorists now fear the county\'s highways will be too dangerous to use this winter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGone are the familiar gritting lorries that sweep across Suffolk\'s roads, keeping them clear of ice.\r\n\r\nInstead 27 new bicycle gritters have been purchased to try to do the same job at a fraction of the cost.\r\n\r\nDelighted highways chiefs say they have saved over £5 million by selling off the lorries.\r\n\r\nBut they have refused to say how long it now takes staff on the yellow bicycles to clear the same routes.\r\n\r\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, from Martlesham near Ipswich said: "I saw some poor bloke pedaling furiously up the Bealings hill today spreading grit from his little basket on the front.\r\n\r\n"He had to get off and push when he was half way up.\r\n\r\n"And when he reached the top he had to turn around and go back to the depot to refill with grit.\r\n\r\n"It must have taken him all day just to do a couple of miles - I really can\'t see how this is cost effective at all."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMotorist Paul Eaton added: "I got stuck behind one of these when it was gritting the A140. It was very dangerous, even if he did have his little yellow light flashing.\r\n\r\n"By the time they have gritted all the roads, it will be summer."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Suffolk roads hit by gritting budget cuts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7952-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-08 12:58:03', '2017-12-08 12:58:03', '', 7952, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7952-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7957, 1, '2017-12-08 13:13:38', '2017-12-08 13:13:38', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gritterbike1402b.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gritterbike1402b.jpg" alt="Gritting bicycle" width="682" height="454" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7953" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>There is growing concern that Suffolk County Council has cut too much of its budget for gritting the roads.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotorists now fear the county\'s highways will be too dangerous to use this winter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGone are the familiar gritting lorries that sweep across Suffolk\'s roads, keeping them clear of ice.\r\n\r\nInstead 27 new bicycle gritters have been purchased to try to do the same job at a fraction of the cost.\r\n\r\nDelighted highways chiefs say they have saved over £5 million by selling off the lorries.\r\n\r\nBut they have refused to say how long it now takes staff on the yellow bicycles to clear the same routes.\r\n\r\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, from Martlesham near Ipswich said: "I saw some poor bloke pedaling furiously up the Bealings hill today spreading grit from his little basket on the front.\r\n\r\n"He had to get off and push when he was half way up.\r\n\r\n"And when he reached the top he had to turn around and go back to the depot to refill with grit.\r\n\r\n"It must have taken him all day just to do a couple of miles - I really can\'t see how this is cost effective at all."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMotorist Paul Eaton added: "I got stuck behind one of these when it was gritting the A140. It was very dangerous, even if he did have his little yellow light flashing.\r\n\r\n"By the time they have gritted all the roads, it will be summer."\r\n\r\nA county council spokesman said: "We are very pleased with our fleet of gritting bikes.\r\n\r\n"They are much cheaper and greener than lorries. The only drawback is our drivers are not so keen on having to ride a bike."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Suffolk roads hit by gritting budget cuts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7952-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-08 13:13:38', '2017-12-08 13:13:38', '', 7952, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7952-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7958, 1, '2017-12-09 10:14:18', '2017-12-09 10:14:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/man-shocked-e1512813076985.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/man-shocked-e1512813076985.jpg" alt="sunbed burnt" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7959" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man claims a faulty sunbed caused excruciating burns to his penis, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nDad-of-two Steve Walsh, 44, was hoping to get some winter colour by forking out for an all-over tan on a salon\'s sunbed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut he hopped off in agony after just ten minutes when a terrible pain gripped his most delicate area.\r\n\r\nHe looked down to see his manhood was scarlet red and beginning to blister.\r\n\r\nAfter delicately putting his underpants and trousers back on, he demanded the manageress of the Ipswich salon inspect the sunbed.\r\n\r\nTo her horror, she discovered a trainee had accidentally replaced one of the bulbs with a super-strength UV light.\r\n\r\nIt concentrated the tanning rays on one particular area - which unfortunately for Mr Walsh happened to be his groin.\r\n\r\n"I was enjoying a relaxing lie down on the bed and looking forward to getting a bit of colour in time for Christmas," Mr Walsh, a recruitment consultant, said.\r\n\r\n"Everything seemed normal at first, but then I noticed a smell like something was cooking - a bit like a sausage burning under the grill.\r\n\r\n"When the pain became unbearable I had to stand up. I couldn\'t believe what had happened. My todger was literally steaming."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe owner of the Crisps Tanning Salon in Ipswich has apologised to Mr Walsh and given him a full refund, plus free tanning sessions for six months.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the least we could do," manageress Urma Crisp said. "The trainee has received further training on equipment maintenance."\r\n\r\nMr Walsh, who lives near Debenham in Suffolk, said his penis had since recovered - and had a nice colour.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', '\'Dodgy sunbed\' burnt my willy', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sunbed-burnt-willy', '', '', '2017-12-09 10:40:33', '2017-12-09 10:40:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7958', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7959, 1, '2017-12-09 09:50:23', '2017-12-09 09:50:23', 'A man claims a faulty sunbed  burnt his willy', 'man shocked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'man-shocked', '', '', '2017-12-09 09:50:52', '2017-12-09 09:50:52', '', 7958, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/man-shocked.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7960, 1, '2017-12-09 10:14:18', '2017-12-09 10:14:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/man-shocked-e1512813076985.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/man-shocked-e1512813076985.jpg" alt="sunbed burnt" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7959" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man claims a faulty sunbed caused excruciating burns to his penis, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nDad-of-two Steve Walsh, 44, was hoping to get some winter colour by forking out for an all-over tan on a salon\'s sunbed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut he hopped off in agony after just ten minutes when a terrible pain gripped his most delicate area.\r\n\r\nHe looked down to see his manhood was scarlet red and beginning to blister.\r\n\r\nAfter delicately putting his underpants and trousers back on, he demanded the manager of the Ipswich salon inspect the sunbed.\r\n\r\nTo his horror he discovered a trainee had accidentally replaced one of the bulbs with a super-strength UV light.\r\n\r\nIt concentrated the tanning rays on one particular area - which unfortunately for Mr Walsh happened to be his groin.\r\n\r\n"I was enjoying a relaxing lie down on the bed and looking forward to getting a bit of colour in time for Christmas," Mr Walsh, a recruitment consultant, said.\r\n\r\n"Everything seemed normal at first, but then I noticed a smell like something was cooking - a bit like a sausage burning under the grill.\r\n\r\n"When the pain became unbearable I had to stand up. I couldn\'t believe what had happened. My todger was literally steaming."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe owner of The Crisps Tanning Salon in Ipswich has apologised to Mr Walsh and given him a full refund, plus free tanning sessions for six months.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the least we could do," manageress Urma Crisp said. "The trainee has received further training on equipment maintenance."\r\n\r\nMr Walsh, who lives near Debenham in Suffolk, said his penis had since recovered - and had a nice colour.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', '\'Dodgy sunbed\' burnt my willy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7958-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-09 10:14:18', '2017-12-09 10:14:18', '', 7958, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7958-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7961, 1, '2017-12-09 10:16:03', '2017-12-09 10:16:03', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/man-shocked-e1512813076985.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/man-shocked-e1512813076985.jpg" alt="sunbed burnt" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7959" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A man claims a faulty sunbed caused excruciating burns to his penis, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nDad-of-two Steve Walsh, 44, was hoping to get some winter colour by forking out for an all-over tan on a salon\'s sunbed.\n\n\n\nBut he hopped off in agony after just ten minutes when a terrible pain gripped his most delicate area.\n\nHe looked down to see his manhood was scarlet red and beginning to blister.\n\nAfter delicately putting his underpants and trousers back on, he demanded the manageress of the Ipswich salon inspect the sunbed.\n\nTo her horror, she discovered a trainee had accidentally replaced one of the bulbs with a super-strength UV light.\n\nIt concentrated the tanning rays on one particular area - which unfortunately for Mr Walsh happened to be his groin.\n\n"I was enjoying a relaxing lie down on the bed and looking forward to getting a bit of colour in time for Christmas," Mr Walsh, a recruitment consultant, said.\n\n"Everything seemed normal at first, but then I noticed a smell like something was cooking - a bit like a sausage burning under the grill.\n\n"When the pain became unbearable I had to stand up. I couldn\'t believe what had happened. My todger was literally steaming."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe owner of The Crisps Tanning Salon in Ipswich has apologised to Mr Walsh and given him a full refund, plus free tanning sessions for six months.\n\n"It\'s the least we could do," manageress Urma Crisp said. "The trainee has received further training on equipment maintenance."\n\nMr Walsh, who lives near Debenham in Suffolk, said his penis had since recovered - and had a nice colour.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', '\'Dodgy sunbed\' burnt my willy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7958-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-09 10:16:03', '2017-12-09 10:16:03', '', 7958, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7958-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7962, 1, '2017-12-09 10:16:56', '2017-12-09 10:16:56', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/man-shocked-e1512813076985.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/man-shocked-e1512813076985.jpg" alt="sunbed burnt" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7959" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man claims a faulty sunbed caused excruciating burns to his penis, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nDad-of-two Steve Walsh, 44, was hoping to get some winter colour by forking out for an all-over tan on a salon\'s sunbed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut he hopped off in agony after just ten minutes when a terrible pain gripped his most delicate area.\r\n\r\nHe looked down to see his manhood was scarlet red and beginning to blister.\r\n\r\nAfter delicately putting his underpants and trousers back on, he demanded the manageress of the Ipswich salon inspect the sunbed.\r\n\r\nTo her horror, she discovered a trainee had accidentally replaced one of the bulbs with a super-strength UV light.\r\n\r\nIt concentrated the tanning rays on one particular area - which unfortunately for Mr Walsh happened to be his groin.\r\n\r\n"I was enjoying a relaxing lie down on the bed and looking forward to getting a bit of colour in time for Christmas," Mr Walsh, a recruitment consultant, said.\r\n\r\n"Everything seemed normal at first, but then I noticed a smell like something was cooking - a bit like a sausage burning under the grill.\r\n\r\n"When the pain became unbearable I had to stand up. I couldn\'t believe what had happened. My todger was literally steaming."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe owner of the Crisps Tanning Salon in Ipswich has apologised to Mr Walsh and given him a full refund, plus free tanning sessions for six months.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the least we could do," manageress Urma Crisp said. "The trainee has received further training on equipment maintenance."\r\n\r\nMr Walsh, who lives near Debenham in Suffolk, said his penis had since recovered - and had a nice colour.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', '\'Dodgy sunbed\' burnt my willy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7958-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-09 10:16:56', '2017-12-09 10:16:56', '', 7958, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7958-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7963, 1, '2017-12-09 12:16:24', '2017-12-09 12:16:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/prince-george-king-e1512821304608.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/prince-george-king-e1512821304608.jpeg" alt="Prince George" width="650" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7964" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince George threw a mini tantrum when he was not picked to play a wise king in his school nativity.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe strong-willed toddler stunned teachers when he fumed: "One day I really will be king and all of you will be locked in the Tower of London."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut staff at the Thomas\'s School in Battersea, London stuck to their guns, and the young prince, who is third in line to the throne, was forced to play a sheep instead.\r\n\r\nProud parents the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, were delighted with the performance.\r\n\r\nA school insider said: "We have to make sure all of our children get the chance to shine in the nativity play, no matter who they are.\r\n\r\n"Prince George will have plenty of time to practise being a real king, so there was no pressure on us."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIn the nativity, three wise kings turn up bearing gifts for baby Jesus.\r\n\r\nYet despite his royal blood, young George was forced to dress up in a cuddly sheep outfit.\r\n\r\nOther children at the school were said to be delighted that they were able to be king, just for one day.\r\n\r\nOne parent said: "George is a great character and probably was not very angry about being a sheep.\r\n\r\n"He has a real sense of humour and played his part perfectly.\r\n\r\n"It\'s good to see that the school treats him just like another other pupil."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Prince George fumes over not playing a king in his nativity', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'prince-george-king', '', '', '2017-12-09 12:41:58', '2017-12-09 12:41:58', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7963', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7965, 1, '2017-12-09 12:16:24', '2017-12-09 12:16:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/prince-george-king-e1512821304608.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/prince-george-king-e1512821304608.jpeg" alt="Prince George" width="650" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7964" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince George threw a mini tantrum when he was not picked to play a wise king in his school nativity.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe strong-willed toddler stunned teachers when he fumed: "One day I really will be king and all of you will be locked in the Tower of London."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut staff at the Thomas\'s School in Battersea, London stuck to their guns, and the young prince, who is third in line to the throne, was forced to play a sheep instead.\r\n\r\nProud parents the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, were delighted with the performance.\r\n\r\nA school insider said: "We have to make sure all of our children get the chance to shine in the nativity play, no matter who they are.\r\n\r\n"Prince George will have plenty of time to practise being a real king, so there was no pressure on us."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIn the nativity, three wise kings turn up bearing gifts for baby Jesus.\r\n\r\nYet despite his royal blood, young George was forced to dress up in a cuddly sheep outfit.\r\n\r\nOther children at the school were said to be delighted that they were able to be king, just for one day.\r\n\r\nOne parent said: "George is a great character and probably was not very angry about being a sheep.\r\n\r\n"He has a real sense of humour and played his part perfectly."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Prince George fumes over not playing a king in his nativity', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7963-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-09 12:16:24', '2017-12-09 12:16:24', '', 7963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7963-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7966, 1, '2017-12-09 12:41:53', '2017-12-09 12:41:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/prince-george-king-e1512821304608.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/prince-george-king-e1512821304608.jpeg" alt="Prince George" width="650" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7964" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\n\nPrince George threw a mini tantrum when he was not picked to play a wise king in his school nativity.</strong>\n\nThe strong-willed toddler stunned teachers when he fumed: "One day I really will be king and all of you will be locked in the Tower of London."\n\n\n\nBut staff at the Thomas\'s School in Battersea, London stuck to their guns, and the young prince, who is third in line to the throne, was forced to play a sheep instead.\n\nProud parents the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, were delighted with the performance.\n\nA school insider said: "We have to make sure all of our children get the chance to shine in the nativity play, no matter who they are.\n\n"Prince George will have plenty of time to practise being a real king, so there was no pressure on us."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIn the nativity, three wise kings turn up bearing gifts for baby Jesus.\n\nYet despite his royal blood, young George was forced to dress up in a cuddly sheep outfit.\n\nOther children at the school were said to be delighted that they were able to be king, just for one day.\n\nOne parent said: "George is a great character and probably was not very angry about being a sheep.\n\n"He has a real sense of humour and played his part perfectly.\n\n"It\'s good to see that the school treats him just like another other pupil.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Prince George fumes over not playing a king in his nativity', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7963-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-09 12:41:53', '2017-12-09 12:41:53', '', 7963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7963-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7967, 1, '2017-12-09 12:41:58', '2017-12-09 12:41:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/prince-george-king-e1512821304608.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/prince-george-king-e1512821304608.jpeg" alt="Prince George" width="650" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7964" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince George threw a mini tantrum when he was not picked to play a wise king in his school nativity.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe strong-willed toddler stunned teachers when he fumed: "One day I really will be king and all of you will be locked in the Tower of London."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut staff at the Thomas\'s School in Battersea, London stuck to their guns, and the young prince, who is third in line to the throne, was forced to play a sheep instead.\r\n\r\nProud parents the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, were delighted with the performance.\r\n\r\nA school insider said: "We have to make sure all of our children get the chance to shine in the nativity play, no matter who they are.\r\n\r\n"Prince George will have plenty of time to practise being a real king, so there was no pressure on us."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIn the nativity, three wise kings turn up bearing gifts for baby Jesus.\r\n\r\nYet despite his royal blood, young George was forced to dress up in a cuddly sheep outfit.\r\n\r\nOther children at the school were said to be delighted that they were able to be king, just for one day.\r\n\r\nOne parent said: "George is a great character and probably was not very angry about being a sheep.\r\n\r\n"He has a real sense of humour and played his part perfectly.\r\n\r\n"It\'s good to see that the school treats him just like another other pupil."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Prince George fumes over not playing a king in his nativity', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7963-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-09 12:41:58', '2017-12-09 12:41:58', '', 7963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7963-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7970, 1, '2017-12-10 10:15:36', '2017-12-10 10:15:36', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/snow-photographs-e1512900857549.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/snow-photographs-e1512900857549.jpg" alt="Snow photographs" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7971" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Facebook was slowing down to a halt today under the weight of people rushing to post photographs of a bit of snow.</strong>\r\n\r\nWithin minutes of the first flakes falling, the social media network was alight with pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMost were conveniently framed to present people\'s houses and gardens in the best possible light to impress friends.\r\n\r\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk said: "A bit of snow makes my garden look three times bigger.\r\n\r\n"So I\'m not going to miss this opportunity to leave it on Facebook so everyone thinks I live in a massive house."\r\n\r\nSteve Walsh, spokesman for the Institute of Facebook Studies said: "By 9.30 this morning, 7.4 million people in the United Kingdom had uploaded a snow photograph.\r\n\r\n"It confirms that most people\'s lives are so dull that it only takes a snowflake to make their existence seem in any way worthwhile.\r\n\r\n"We predict the snow pictures will last for several days.\r\n\r\n"This means most photographs on Facebook of everyone\'s Christmas decorations will be delayed by 48 hours."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFacebook servers began creaking soon after the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-snow/">first snowfall across Britain overnight</a>.\r\n\r\nDespite being super quick, the service comes under strain during incredible events like a bit of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pair-of-pyjamas/">sleet and snow</a>.\r\n\r\nA Facebook insider said: "If there is a bit of wind, snow, or if the sun comes out, everyone seems to think everyone else wants to see what it is like in their own garden.\r\n\r\n"Normally our servers cope, but on days like today things go into meltdown. Unlike the snow."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Snow photographs cripple Facebook servers', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'snow-photographs', '', '', '2018-01-29 10:20:35', '2018-01-29 10:20:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7970', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7972, 1, '2017-12-10 10:15:36', '2017-12-10 10:15:36', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/snow-photographs-e1512900857549.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/snow-photographs-e1512900857549.jpg" alt="Snow photographs" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7971" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Facebook was slowing down to a halt today under the weight of people rushing to post photographs of a bit of snow.</strong>\r\n\r\nWithin minutes of the first flakes falling, the social media network was alight with pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMost were conveniently framed to present people\'s houses and gardens in the best possible light to impress friends.\r\n\r\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk said: "A bit of snow makes my garden look three times bigger.\r\n\r\n"So I\'m not going to miss this opportunity to leave it on Facebook so everyone thinks I live in a massive house."\r\n\r\nSteve Walsh, spokesman for the Institute of Facebook Studies said: "By 9.30 this morning, 7.4 million people in the United Kingdom had uploaded a snow photograph.\r\n\r\n"It confirms that most people\'s lives are so dull that it only takes a snowflake to make their existence seem in any way worthwhile.\r\n\r\n"We predict the snow pictures will last for several days.\r\n\r\n"This means most photographs on Facebook of everyone\'s Christmas decorations will be delayed by 48 hours."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFacebook servers began creaking soon after the first snowfall across Britain overnight.\r\n\r\nDespite being super quick, the service comes under strain during incredible events like a bit of sleet and snow.\r\n\r\nA Facebook insider said: "If there is a bit of wind, snow, or if the sun comes out, everyone seems to think everyone else wants to see what it is like in their own garden.\r\n\r\n"Normally our servers cope, but on days like today things go into meltdown. Unlike the snow."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Snow photographs cripple Facebook servers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7970-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-10 10:15:36', '2017-12-10 10:15:36', '', 7970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7973, 1, '2017-12-10 10:22:48', '2017-12-10 10:22:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/snow-photographs-e1512900857549.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/snow-photographs-e1512900857549.jpg" alt="Snow photographs" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7971" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Facebook was slowing down to a halt today under the weight of people rushing to post photographs of a bit of snow.</strong>\r\n\r\nWithin minutes of the first flakes falling, the social media network was alight with pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMost were conveniently framed to present people\'s houses and gardens in the best possible light to impress friends.\r\n\r\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk said: "A bit of snow makes my garden look three times bigger.\r\n\r\n"So I\'m not going to miss this opportunity to leave it on Facebook so everyone thinks I live in a massive house."\r\n\r\nSteve Walsh, spokesman for the Institute of Facebook Studies said: "By 9.30 this morning, 7.4 million people in the United Kingdom had uploaded a snow photograph.\r\n\r\n"It confirms that most people\'s lives are so dull that it only takes a snowflake to make their existence seem in any way worthwhile.\r\n\r\n"We predict the snow pictures will last for several days.\r\n\r\n"This means most photographs on Facebook of everyone\'s Christmas decorations will be delayed by 48 hours."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFacebook servers began creaking soon after the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-snow/">first snowfall across Britain overnight</a>.\r\n\r\nDespite being super quick, the service comes under strain during incredible events like a bit of sleet and snow.\r\n\r\nA Facebook insider said: "If there is a bit of wind, snow, or if the sun comes out, everyone seems to think everyone else wants to see what it is like in their own garden.\r\n\r\n"Normally our servers cope, but on days like today things go into meltdown. Unlike the snow."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Snow photographs cripple Facebook servers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7970-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-10 10:22:48', '2017-12-10 10:22:48', '', 7970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7974, 1, '2017-12-11 10:02:39', '2017-12-11 10:02:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-tree-decoration-e1512985424172.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-tree-decoration-e1512985424172.jpg" alt="Christmas tree decoration" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7975" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Children across Britain are fuming after their mothers allowed them to decorate the Christmas tree - only to redo it once they had gone to bed.</strong>\r\n\r\nEvery year kids say they fall for the con trick that it is they who get to decorate the tree.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey\'re told it\'s a key part of preparing for the excitement of Christmas, after all.\r\n\r\nBut each year their mothers then take everything off the tree again and redecorate it how they like it.\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "When my kids decorate the tree it looks ridiculous.\r\n\r\n"Baubles are placed randomly together on one side, the lights are all around the back, and those little hanging elves and reindeer are spaced around in a terrible fashion.\r\n\r\n"One year they put so much tinsel all over the place that you couldn\'t actually see the tree.\r\n\r\n"So once the little buggers have gone to sleep I take it all down and do it just how I like it - perfectly, so that I can then share it on Facebook.\r\n\r\n"The kids have no idea I have completely wasted their time, and assume the beautiful tree is all their own work."\r\n\r\nHowever, daughter Pippa Fisher, seven, speaking to the Suffolk Gazette from the family home in Westerfield, near Ipswich, was furious.\r\n\r\n"Of course we know she has redecorated the tree. Who does she think she is kidding?\r\n\r\n"What is the bloody point of getting us excited about putting up the Christmas tree decorations, then watch with a forced smile as we take pride in our work?\r\n\r\n"We all know that as soon as we have been put to bed the stupid woman undoes all our hard work because she is still a child herself and has to have everything her own way."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSteve Walsh, a spokesman for the Family Behaviour Studies Institute in Suffolk, said: "It is a well-known fact that mothers let their children decorate the tree. Then take it all down again and do it themselves.\r\n\r\n"There are ingrained psychological reasons for this - primarily because when they were young themselves, their own mothers did exactly the same thing."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Kids furious as mums redecorate the Christmas tree', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'christmas-tree-decoration', '', '', '2017-12-11 10:02:39', '2017-12-11 10:02:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7974', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7975, 1, '2017-12-11 09:43:31', '2017-12-11 09:43:31', 'Children furious after mums let them decorate the Christmas tree - only to redo it all when they had gone to bed', 'christmas tree decoration', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'christmas-tree-decoration', '', '', '2017-12-11 09:44:30', '2017-12-11 09:44:30', '', 7974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-tree-decoration.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7976, 1, '2017-12-11 10:02:39', '2017-12-11 10:02:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-tree-decoration-e1512985424172.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-tree-decoration-e1512985424172.jpg" alt="Christmas tree decoration" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7975" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Children across Britain are fuming after their mothers allowed them to decorate the Christmas tree - only to redo it once they had gone to bed.</strong>\r\n\r\nEvery year kids say they fall for the con trick that it is they who get to decorate the tree.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey\'re told it\'s a key part of preparing for the excitement of Christmas, after all.\r\n\r\nBut each year their mothers then take everything off the tree again and redecorate it how they like it.\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "When my kids decorate the tree it looks ridiculous.\r\n\r\n"Baubles are placed randomly together on one side, the lights are all around the back, and those little hanging elves and reindeer are spaced around in a terrible fashion.\r\n\r\n"One year they put so much tinsel all over the place that you couldn\'t actually see the tree.\r\n\r\n"So once the little buggers have gone to sleep I take it all down and do it just how I like it - perfectly, so that I can then share it on Facebook.\r\n\r\n"The kids have no idea I have completely wasted their time, and assume the beautiful tree is all their own work."\r\n\r\nHowever, daughter Pippa Fisher, seven, speaking to the Suffolk Gazette from the family home in Westerfield, near Ipswich, was furious.\r\n\r\n"Of course we know she has redecorated the tree. Who does she think she is kidding?\r\n\r\n"What is the bloody point of getting us excited about putting up the Christmas tree decorations, then watch with a forced smile as we take pride in our work?\r\n\r\n"We all know that as soon as we have been put to bed the stupid woman undoes all our hard work because she is still a child herself and has to have everything her own way."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSteve Walsh, a spokesman for the Family Behaviour Studies Institute in Suffolk, said: "It is a well-known fact that mothers let their children decorate the tree. Then take it all down again and do it themselves.\r\n\r\n"There are ingrained psychological reasons for this - primarily because when they were young themselves, their own mothers did exactly the same thing."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Kids furious as mums redecorate the Christmas tree', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7974-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-11 10:02:39', '2017-12-11 10:02:39', '', 7974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7977, 1, '2017-12-11 10:04:53', '2017-12-11 10:04:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-tree-decoration-e1512985424172.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-tree-decoration-e1512985424172.jpg" alt="Christmas tree decoration" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7975" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Children across Britain are fuming after their mothers allowed them to decorate the Christmas tree - only to redo it once they had gone to bed.</strong>\n\nEvery year kids say they fall for the con trick that it is they who get to decorate the tree.\n\n\n\nThey\'re told it\'s a key part of preparing for the excitement of Christmas, after all.\n\nBut each year their mothers then take everything off the tree again and redecorate it how they like it.\n\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "When my kids decorate the tree it looks ridiculous.\n\n"Baubles are placed randomly together on one side, the lights are all around the back, and those little hanging elves and reindeer are spaced around in a terrible fashion.\n\n"One year they put so much tinsel all over the place that you couldn\'t actually see the tree.\n\n"So once the little buggers have gone to sleep I take it all down and do it just how I like it - perfectly, so that I can then share it on Facebook.\n\n"The kids have no idea I have completely wasted their time, and assume the beautiful tree is all their own work."\n\nHowever, daughter Pippa Fisher, seven, speaking to the Suffolk Gazette from the family home in Westerfield, near Ipswich, was furious.\n\n"Of course we know she has redecorated the tree. Who does she think she is kidding?\n\n"What is the bloody point of getting us excited about putting up the Christmas tree decorations, and watch with a forced smile as we take pride in our work?\n\n"We all know that as soon as we have been put to bed the stupid woman undoes all our hard work because she is still a child herself and has to have everything her own way."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSteve Walsh, a spokesman for the Family Behaviour Studies Institute in Suffolk, said: "It is a well-known fact that mothers let their children decorate the tree. Then take it all down again and do it themselves.\n\n"There are ingrained psychological reasons for this - primarily because when they were young themselves, their own mothers did exactly the same thing."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n\n', 'Kids furious as mums redecorate the Christmas tree', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7974-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-11 10:04:53', '2017-12-11 10:04:53', '', 7974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7974-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7978, 1, '2017-12-11 15:43:47', '2017-12-11 15:43:47', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTheir festive displays have dazzled and delighted the people of Ipswich for years, but now two neighbours have appeared in court after coming to blows over who has the best Christmas decorations.</strong>\r\n\r\nBarry Knight and Sam Allardyce, who live next to each other in Bolton Lane, began fighting on the street as allegations flew about the sabotage of an eight-foot blow-up Father Christmas and the crude vandalism of a huge flashing rooftop \'Santa Stop Here!\' sign.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRetired Knight, 63, and fitness coach Allardyce, 54, pleaded guilty at Ipswich Magistrates Court to affray, while charges of criminal damage against both men were dropped.\r\n\r\nThe court heard how for 20 years each man had tried to outdo the other with increasingly gaudy Christmas decorations featuring huge Santas, reindeers and sleighs, thousands of lights and even carol music.\r\n\r\nTristan Blom, prosecuting, told the court the pair\'s competitive spirit soured last week when Knight\'s eight-foot inflatable Santa, which stood proudly by his front door, was apparently slashed with a knife\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Allardyce\'s huge \'Santa Stop Here!\' rooftop display was rearranged by a trespasser to say simply: \'Shat!\'.\r\n\r\nBoth men accused each other in a furious confrontation in the street before they began trading blows in front of startled passers-by. Each suffered cuts and bruises but were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nMr Blom added that police intervened and the pair had since begrudgingly made up.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2244"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" alt="christmas-decorations" width="422" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2244" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nJames Spicer, for Knight, told the court: "My client is ashamed of his actions. He has enjoyed putting up his Christmas display each year, but it became something of a competition with his neighbour.\r\n\r\n"Every December they would put more and more decorations up, getting brighter, bigger and louder each year. Sadly the Christmas spirit seems to have deserted them this time because items started going missing or being tampered with.\r\n\r\n"Mr Knight realises he has embarrassed his family and has offered to put up some extra decorations for Mr Allardyce as a peace offering."\r\n\r\nAllardyce\'s lawyer, Hannah Fern, said: "My client would like to apologise to the court and to the people of Ipswich. He admits he stabbed the Santa because he assumed it was Mr Knight who wrote \'Shat!\' on his roof.\r\n\r\n"Mr Allardyce was so ashamed that he has moved temporarily to Sunderland in order to distance himself from further trouble. He does appreciate Mr Knight\'s hand of friendship, and admits next year they will probably work together for a joint Christmas display."\r\n\r\nMagistrates ordered both men to carry out 20 hours of community service and pay £60 costs. Chairman of the bench, Russel Farquar-Harrisson said: "Let this be a lesson to you." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Christmas decorations feud lands neighbours in court', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2243-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-11 15:43:47', '2017-12-11 15:43:47', '', 2243, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2243-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7979, 1, '2017-12-11 15:45:31', '2017-12-11 15:45:31', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTheir festive displays have dazzled and delighted the people of Ipswich for years, but now two neighbours have appeared in court after coming to blows over who has the best Christmas decorations.</strong>\r\n\r\nBarry Knight and Sam Allardyce, who live next to each other in Bolton Lane, began fighting on the street as allegations flew about the sabotage of an eight-foot blow-up Father Christmas and the crude vandalism of a huge flashing rooftop \'Santa Stop Here!\' sign.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRetired Knight, 63, and fitness coach Allardyce, 54, pleaded guilty at Ipswich Magistrates Court to affray, while charges of criminal damage against both men were dropped.\r\n\r\nThe court heard how for 20 years each man had tried to outdo the other with increasingly gaudy Christmas decorations featuring huge Santas, reindeers and sleighs, thousands of lights and even carol music.\r\n\r\nTristan Blom, prosecuting, told the court the pair\'s competitive spirit soured last week when Knight\'s eight-foot inflatable Santa, which stood proudly by his front door, was apparently slashed with a knife\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Allardyce\'s huge \'Santa Stop Here!\' rooftop display was rearranged by a trespasser to say simply: \'Shat!\'.\r\n\r\nBoth men accused each other in a furious confrontation in the street before they began trading blows in front of startled passers-by. Each suffered cuts and bruises but were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nMr Blom added that police intervened and the pair had since begrudgingly made up.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2244"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" alt="christmas-decorations" width="422" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2244" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nJames Spicer, for Knight, told the court: "My client is ashamed of his actions. He has enjoyed putting up his Christmas display each year, but it became something of a competition with his neighbour.\r\n\r\n"Every December they would put more and more decorations up, getting brighter, bigger and louder each year. Sadly the Christmas spirit seems to have deserted them this time because items started going missing or being tampered with.\r\n\r\n"Mr Knight realises he has embarrassed his family and has offered to put up some extra decorations for Mr Allardyce as a peace offering."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAllardyce\'s lawyer, Hannah Fern, said: "My client would like to apologise to the court and to the people of Ipswich. He admits he stabbed the Santa because he assumed it was Mr Knight who wrote \'Shat!\' on his roof.\r\n\r\n"Mr Allardyce was so ashamed that he has moved temporarily to Sunderland in order to distance himself from further trouble. He does appreciate Mr Knight\'s hand of friendship, and admits next year they will probably work together for a joint Christmas display."\r\n\r\nMagistrates ordered both men to carry out 20 hours of community service and pay £60 costs. Chairman of the bench, Russel Farquar-Harrisson said: "Let this be a lesson to you." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Christmas decorations feud lands neighbours in court', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2243-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-11 15:45:31', '2017-12-11 15:45:31', '', 2243, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2243-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7980, 1, '2017-12-12 09:23:12', '2017-12-12 09:23:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Ipswich" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7981" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The secret songs that Suffolk superstar Ed Sheeran has written about Ipswich can be revealed today for the first time.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe were shown the compositions just days after the singer revealed he had written them and could make a biopic of his life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEd, who was raised in nearby Framlingham, played some of his first live gigs in Ipswich pubs when he was an unknown.\r\n\r\nNow he has written about the town, and the songs show the rest of the world just what it is missing.\r\n\r\nThe song list includes:\r\n\r\n<em>Pound Shops On Every Corner</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Roadworks and Traffic Jams</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Drug-Fuelled Crime Rock \'n Roll</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Bored Kids and Disrespect</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Teenage Mums And Benefits</em>\r\n\r\n<em>The Road To Nowhere (remake of the 1980s Talking Heads hit)</em>\r\n\r\n<em>16 Years In The Championship</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Beggars Belief (Got Any Spare Change?)</em>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEd told the Times recently that he had this collection of songs about Ipswich, and that as he was in early discussions about a biopic of his local upbringing.\r\n\r\nNow he had the material for a soundtrack.\r\n\r\nResidents say the song titles appear to have captured the nature of the town perfectly.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all think Ipswich is a sh*thole and it seems Ed Sheeran agrees.\r\n\r\n"Me and my mates can\'t wait for him to publish these songs - it could be the best thing to happen to Ipswich for years."\r\n\r\nA pal of Ed\'s confirmed: "He has been writing songs about Ipswich for a long time.\r\n\r\n"He lived in luxury in the posh market town of Framlingham 15 miles away - and life in Ipswich is so different in every way.\r\n\r\n"It fascinated Ed when he was younger and provided this creative spark."\r\n\r\nFans are now eagerly awaiting news of a possible biopic, which Sheeran said would be a like "8 Mile meets Notting Hill".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Revealed: Ed Sheeran\'s secret Ipswich song list', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'revealed-ed-sheerans-secret-ipswich-song-list', '', '', '2017-12-12 09:36:42', '2017-12-12 09:36:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7980', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7982, 1, '2017-12-12 09:23:12', '2017-12-12 09:23:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Ipswich" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7981" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The secret songs that Suffolk superstar Ed Sheeran has written about Ipswich can be revealed today for the first time.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe were shown the compositions just days after the singer revealed he had written them and could make a biopic of his life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEd, who was raised in nearby Framlingham, played some of his first live gigs in Ipswich pubs when he was an unknown.\r\n\r\nNow he has written about the town, and the songs show the rest of the world just what it is missing.\r\n\r\nThe song list includes:\r\n\r\n<em>Pound Shops On Every Corner\r\n\r\nRoadworks and Traffic Jams\r\n\r\nDrug-Fuelled Crime Rock \'n Roll\r\n\r\nBored Kids and Disrespect\r\n\r\nThe Road To Nowhere (remake of the 1980s Talking Heads hit)\r\n\r\nBeggars Belief (Got Any Spare Change?)</em>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEd told the Times recently that he had this collection of songs about Ipswich, and that as he was in early discussions about a biopic of his local upbringing, he now had the material for a soundtrack.\r\n\r\nResidents say the song titles appear to have captured the nature of the town perfectly.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all think Ipswich is a sh*thole and it seems Ed Sheeran agrees.\r\n\r\n"Me and my mates can\'t wait for him to publish these songs - it could be the best thing to happen to Ipswich for years."\r\n\r\nA pal of Ed\'s confirmed: "He has been writing songs about Ipswich for a long time.\r\n\r\n"He lived in luxury in the posh market town of Framlingham 15 miles away - and life in Ipswich is so different in every way.\r\n\r\n"It fascinated Ed when he was younger and provided this creative spark."\r\n\r\nFans are now eagerly awaiting news of a possible biopic, which Sheeran said would be a like "8 Mile meets Notting Hill".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Revealed: Ed Sheeran\'s secret Ipswich song list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7980-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-12 09:23:12', '2017-12-12 09:23:12', '', 7980, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7980-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7983, 1, '2017-12-12 09:36:08', '2017-12-12 09:36:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Ipswich" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7981" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The secret songs that Suffolk superstar Ed Sheeran has written about Ipswich can be revealed today for the first time.</strong>\n\nWe were shown the compositions just days after the singer revealed he had written them and could make a biopic of his life.\n\n\n\nEd, who was raised in nearby Framlingham, played some of his first live gigs in Ipswich pubs when he was an unknown.\n\nNow he has written about the town, and the songs show the rest of the world just what it is missing.\n\nThe song list includes:\n\n<em>Pound Shops On Every Corner</em>\n\n<em>Roadworks and Traffic Jams</em>\n\n<em>Drug-Fuelled Crime Rock \'n Roll</em>\n\n<em>Bored Kids and Disrespect</em>\n\n<em>Teenage Mums And Benefits</em>\n\n<em>The Road To Nowhere (remake of the 1980s Talking Heads hit)</em>\n\n16 Years In The CH\n\n<em>Beggars Belief (Got Any Spare Change?)</em>\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nEd told the Times recently that he had this collection of songs about Ipswich, and that as he was in early discussions about a biopic of his local upbringing.\n\nNow he had the material for a soundtrack.\n\nResidents say the song titles appear to have captured the nature of the town perfectly.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all think Ipswich is a sh*thole and it seems Ed Sheeran agrees.\n\n"Me and my mates can\'t wait for him to publish these songs - it could be the best thing to happen to Ipswich for years."\n\nA pal of Ed\'s confirmed: "He has been writing songs about Ipswich for a long time.\n\n"He lived in luxury in the posh market town of Framlingham 15 miles away - and life in Ipswich is so different in every way.\n\n"It fascinated Ed when he was younger and provided this creative spark."\n\nFans are now eagerly awaiting news of a possible biopic, which Sheeran said would be a like "8 Mile meets Notting Hill".\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Revealed: Ed Sheeran\'s secret Ipswich song list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7980-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-12 09:36:08', '2017-12-12 09:36:08', '', 7980, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7980-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7984, 1, '2017-12-12 09:25:34', '2017-12-12 09:25:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Ipswich" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7981" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The secret songs that Suffolk superstar Ed Sheeran has written about Ipswich can be revealed today for the first time.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe were shown the compositions just days after the singer revealed he had written them and could make a biopic of his life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEd, who was raised in nearby Framlingham, played some of his first live gigs in Ipswich pubs when he was an unknown.\r\n\r\nNow he has written about the town, and the songs show the rest of the world just what it is missing.\r\n\r\nThe song list includes:\r\n\r\n<em>Pound Shops On Every Corner\r\n\r\nRoadworks and Traffic Jams\r\n\r\nDrug-Fuelled Crime Rock \'n Roll\r\n\r\nBored Kids and Disrespect\r\n\r\nThe Road To Nowhere (remake of the 1980s Talking Heads hit)\r\n\r\nBeggars Belief (Got Any Spare Change?)</em>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEd told the Times recently that he had this collection of songs about Ipswich, and that as he was in early discussions about a biopic of his local upbringing.\r\n\r\nNow he had the material for a soundtrack.\r\n\r\nResidents say the song titles appear to have captured the nature of the town perfectly.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all think Ipswich is a sh*thole and it seems Ed Sheeran agrees.\r\n\r\n"Me and my mates can\'t wait for him to publish these songs - it could be the best thing to happen to Ipswich for years."\r\n\r\nA pal of Ed\'s confirmed: "He has been writing songs about Ipswich for a long time.\r\n\r\n"He lived in luxury in the posh market town of Framlingham 15 miles away - and life in Ipswich is so different in every way.\r\n\r\n"It fascinated Ed when he was younger and provided this creative spark."\r\n\r\nFans are now eagerly awaiting news of a possible biopic, which Sheeran said would be a like "8 Mile meets Notting Hill".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Revealed: Ed Sheeran\'s secret Ipswich song list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7980-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-12 09:25:34', '2017-12-12 09:25:34', '', 7980, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7980-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7985, 1, '2017-12-12 09:31:24', '2017-12-12 09:31:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Ipswich" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7981" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The secret songs that Suffolk superstar Ed Sheeran has written about Ipswich can be revealed today for the first time.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe were shown the compositions just days after the singer revealed he had written them and could make a biopic of his life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEd, who was raised in nearby Framlingham, played some of his first live gigs in Ipswich pubs when he was an unknown.\r\n\r\nNow he has written about the town, and the songs show the rest of the world just what it is missing.\r\n\r\nThe song list includes:\r\n\r\n<em>Pound Shops On Every Corner\r\n\r\nRoadworks and Traffic Jams\r\n\r\nDrug-Fuelled Crime Rock \'n Roll\r\n\r\nBored Kids and Disrespect\r\n\r\nTeenage Mums And Benefits\r\n\r\nThe Road To Nowhere (remake of the 1980s Talking Heads hit)\r\n\r\nBeggars Belief (Got Any Spare Change?)</em>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEd told the Times recently that he had this collection of songs about Ipswich, and that as he was in early discussions about a biopic of his local upbringing.\r\n\r\nNow he had the material for a soundtrack.\r\n\r\nResidents say the song titles appear to have captured the nature of the town perfectly.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all think Ipswich is a sh*thole and it seems Ed Sheeran agrees.\r\n\r\n"Me and my mates can\'t wait for him to publish these songs - it could be the best thing to happen to Ipswich for years."\r\n\r\nA pal of Ed\'s confirmed: "He has been writing songs about Ipswich for a long time.\r\n\r\n"He lived in luxury in the posh market town of Framlingham 15 miles away - and life in Ipswich is so different in every way.\r\n\r\n"It fascinated Ed when he was younger and provided this creative spark."\r\n\r\nFans are now eagerly awaiting news of a possible biopic, which Sheeran said would be a like "8 Mile meets Notting Hill".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Revealed: Ed Sheeran\'s secret Ipswich song list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7980-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-12 09:31:24', '2017-12-12 09:31:24', '', 7980, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7980-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7986, 1, '2017-12-12 09:33:09', '2017-12-12 09:33:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Ipswich" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7981" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The secret songs that Suffolk superstar Ed Sheeran has written about Ipswich can be revealed today for the first time.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe were shown the compositions just days after the singer revealed he had written them and could make a biopic of his life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEd, who was raised in nearby Framlingham, played some of his first live gigs in Ipswich pubs when he was an unknown.\r\n\r\nNow he has written about the town, and the songs show the rest of the world just what it is missing.\r\n\r\nThe song list includes:\r\n\r\n<em>Pound Shops On Every Corner</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Roadworks and Traffic Jams</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Drug-Fuelled Crime Rock \'n Roll</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Bored Kids and Disrespect</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Teenage Mums And Benefits</em>\r\n\r\n<em>The Road To Nowhere (remake of the 1980s Talking Heads hit)</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Beggars Belief (Got Any Spare Change?)</em>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEd told the Times recently that he had this collection of songs about Ipswich, and that as he was in early discussions about a biopic of his local upbringing.\r\n\r\nNow he had the material for a soundtrack.\r\n\r\nResidents say the song titles appear to have captured the nature of the town perfectly.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all think Ipswich is a sh*thole and it seems Ed Sheeran agrees.\r\n\r\n"Me and my mates can\'t wait for him to publish these songs - it could be the best thing to happen to Ipswich for years."\r\n\r\nA pal of Ed\'s confirmed: "He has been writing songs about Ipswich for a long time.\r\n\r\n"He lived in luxury in the posh market town of Framlingham 15 miles away - and life in Ipswich is so different in every way.\r\n\r\n"It fascinated Ed when he was younger and provided this creative spark."\r\n\r\nFans are now eagerly awaiting news of a possible biopic, which Sheeran said would be a like "8 Mile meets Notting Hill".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Revealed: Ed Sheeran\'s secret Ipswich song list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7980-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-12 09:33:09', '2017-12-12 09:33:09', '', 7980, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7980-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7987, 1, '2017-12-12 09:36:19', '2017-12-12 09:36:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ed-sheeran-ipswich-song.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Ipswich" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7981" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The secret songs that Suffolk superstar Ed Sheeran has written about Ipswich can be revealed today for the first time.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe were shown the compositions just days after the singer revealed he had written them and could make a biopic of his life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEd, who was raised in nearby Framlingham, played some of his first live gigs in Ipswich pubs when he was an unknown.\r\n\r\nNow he has written about the town, and the songs show the rest of the world just what it is missing.\r\n\r\nThe song list includes:\r\n\r\n<em>Pound Shops On Every Corner</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Roadworks and Traffic Jams</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Drug-Fuelled Crime Rock \'n Roll</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Bored Kids and Disrespect</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Teenage Mums And Benefits</em>\r\n\r\n<em>The Road To Nowhere (remake of the 1980s Talking Heads hit)</em>\r\n\r\n<em>16 Years In The Championship</em>\r\n\r\n<em>Beggars Belief (Got Any Spare Change?)</em>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEd told the Times recently that he had this collection of songs about Ipswich, and that as he was in early discussions about a biopic of his local upbringing.\r\n\r\nNow he had the material for a soundtrack.\r\n\r\nResidents say the song titles appear to have captured the nature of the town perfectly.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all think Ipswich is a sh*thole and it seems Ed Sheeran agrees.\r\n\r\n"Me and my mates can\'t wait for him to publish these songs - it could be the best thing to happen to Ipswich for years."\r\n\r\nA pal of Ed\'s confirmed: "He has been writing songs about Ipswich for a long time.\r\n\r\n"He lived in luxury in the posh market town of Framlingham 15 miles away - and life in Ipswich is so different in every way.\r\n\r\n"It fascinated Ed when he was younger and provided this creative spark."\r\n\r\nFans are now eagerly awaiting news of a possible biopic, which Sheeran said would be a like "8 Mile meets Notting Hill".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Revealed: Ed Sheeran\'s secret Ipswich song list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7980-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-12 09:36:19', '2017-12-12 09:36:19', '', 7980, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7980-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7988, 1, '2017-12-13 16:10:09', '2017-12-13 16:10:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/water-anglia.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/water-anglia.jpg" alt="Seaplane Ipswich" width="800" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7989" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fed-up businesswoman is launching a new seaplane commuter service to take passengers from Suffolk and Essex into the heart of London, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, claims her Water Anglia airline will be cheaper and faster than the Greater Anglia trains she became so tired of using.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe has already kitted out one 60-seater seaplane and based it at the River Orwell in Ipswich following successful sea trials off Felixstowe.\r\n\r\nWater Anglia\'s daily 7.30am service will take off from the Orwell after it has passed under the Orwell Bridge.\r\n\r\nIt will then head out to the North Sea, turn right at Harwich and fly down the Stour in order to pick up passengers from Manningtree - but only if the tide is in.\r\n\r\nAnd from there it is a non-stop flight to the Thames Estuary before landing close to HMS Belfast near Tower Bridge.\r\n\r\nTickets for the service, which lasts only around 45 minutes, will cost just £60 return - around £26 cheaper than the corresponding train journey from Ipswich with Greater Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I got fed-up with the unreliable train service offered by Greater Anglia," said Mrs Fisher, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, who made her money in London\'s financial markets.\r\n\r\n"The trains are old and smelly, often breaking down, and the cost is way too high.\r\n\r\n"I have a pilot\'s licence and was daydreaming on the train home one day when the service had come to a halt because of a train fault.\r\n\r\n"And I thought, \'I can do better\'. That\'s how Water Anglia first formed in my mind two years ago."\r\n\r\nSince then Mrs Fisher has leased her first plane, hired local pilot Roy Everett and is now on the lookout for two air hostesses.\r\n\r\nShe has also sorted out all necessary permissions from British Waterways, the Ministry of Transport and Air Traffic Control.\r\n\r\n"The first commercial flight will be early next year," she explained. "We will sell tickets on the day or <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">from our website</a>, and it is likely we will introduce season tickets for regular London commuters."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWater Anglia leaves Ipswich at 7.30am Monday to Friday, landing near Tower Bridge at 8.15am - perfect for City workers.\r\n\r\nThe return flight back to Ipswich, via Manningtree, leaves at 6pm, landing back in Suffolk at 6.45pm in time for a few drinks and dinner - or even to see Ipswich Town if the team is playing at home.\r\n\r\nMrs Fisher, who is chief executive officer of Water Anglia, says if the service proves to be a success, it could be expanded to other destinations.\r\n\r\n"Firstly we will look to use the single plane we already have for tourist trips at weekends - or Ipswich fans might want to hire it to take them to away matches along the East Coast to places like Hull, Sunderland, or Middlesborough.\r\n\r\n"Then we might also expand the fleet and offer a service across the sea to Holland or Belgium."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Seaplane commuter service launches from Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'seaplane', '', '', '2017-12-13 16:56:17', '2017-12-13 16:56:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7988', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7989, 1, '2017-12-13 16:01:07', '2017-12-13 16:01:07', 'New seaplane service will take commuters from Ipswich to London', 'water anglia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'water-anglia', '', '', '2017-12-13 16:01:51', '2017-12-13 16:01:51', '', 7988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/water-anglia.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7990, 1, '2017-12-13 16:10:09', '2017-12-13 16:10:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/water-anglia.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/water-anglia.jpg" alt="Seaplane Ipswich" width="800" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7989" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fed-up businesswoman is launching a new seaplane commuter service to take passengers from Suffolk and Essex into the heart of London, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, claims her Water Anglia airline will be cheaper and faster than the Greater Anglia trains she became so tired of using.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe has already kitted out one 60-seater seaplane and based at the River Orwell in Ipswich following successful sea trials off Felixstowe.\r\n\r\nWater Anglia\'s daily 7.30am service will take off from the Orwell after it has passed under the Orwell Bridge.\r\n\r\nIt will then head out to the North Sea, turn right at Harwich and fly down the Stour in order to pick up passengers from Manningtree - but only if the tide is in.\r\n\r\nAnd from there it is a non-stop flight to the Thames Estuary before landing close to HMS Belfast near Tower Bridge.\r\n\r\nTickets for the service, which lasts only around 45 minutes, will cost just £60 return - around £26 cheaper than the corresponding train journey from Ipswich with Greater Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I got fed-up with the unreliable train service offered by Greater Anglia," said Mrs Fisher, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, who made her money in London\'s financial markets.\r\n\r\n"The trains are old and smelly, often breaking down, and the cost is way too high.\r\n\r\n"I have a pilot\'s licence and was daydreaming on the train home one day when the service had come to a halt because of a train fault.\r\n\r\n"And I thought, \'I can do better\'. That\'s how Water Anglia first formed in my mind two years ago."\r\n\r\nSince then Mrs Fisher has leased her first plane, hired a pilot and an air hostess and sorted out all necessary permissions from British Waterways, the Ministry of Transport and Air Traffic Control.\r\n\r\n"The first commercial flight will be early next year," she explained. "We will sell tickets on the day or <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">from our website</a>, and it is likely we will introduce season tickets for regular London commuters."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWater Anglia leaves Ipswich at 7.30am Monday to Friday, landing near Tower Bridge at 8.15am - perfect for City workers.\r\n\r\nThe return flight back to Ipswich, via Manningtree, leaves at 6pm, landing back in Suffolk at 6.45pm in time for a few drinks and dinner - or even to see Ipswich Town if the team is playing at home.\r\n\r\nMrs Fisher, who is chief executive officer of Water Anglia, says if the service proves to be a success, it could be expanded to other destinations.\r\n\r\n"Firstly we will look to use the single plane we already for tourist trips at weekends - or Ipswich fans might want to hire it to take them to away matches along the East Coast to places like Hull, Sunderland, or Middlesborough.\r\n\r\n"Then we might also expand the fleet and offer a service across the sea to Holland or Belgium."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Seaplane commuter service launches from Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7988-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-13 16:10:09', '2017-12-13 16:10:09', '', 7988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7991, 1, '2017-12-13 16:55:57', '2017-12-13 16:55:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/water-anglia.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/water-anglia.jpg" alt="Seaplane Ipswich" width="800" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7989" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nA fed-up businesswoman is launching a new seaplane commuter service to take passengers from Suffolk and Essex into the heart of London, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, claims her Water Anglia airline will be cheaper and faster than the Greater Anglia trains she became so tired of using.\n\n\n\nShe has already kitted out one 60-seater seaplane and based it at the River Orwell in Ipswich following successful sea trials off Felixstowe.\n\nWater Anglia\'s daily 7.30am service will take off from the Orwell after it has passed under the Orwell Bridge.\n\nIt will then head out to the North Sea, turn right at Harwich and fly down the Stour in order to pick up passengers from Manningtree - but only if the tide is in.\n\nAnd from there it is a non-stop flight to the Thames Estuary before landing close to HMS Belfast near Tower Bridge.\n\nTickets for the service, which lasts only around 45 minutes, will cost just £60 return - around £26 cheaper than the corresponding train journey from Ipswich with Greater Anglia.\n\n"I got fed-up with the unreliable train service offered by Greater Anglia," said Mrs Fisher, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, who made her money in London\'s financial markets.\n\n"The trains are old and smelly, often breaking down, and the cost is way too high.\n\n"I have a pilot\'s licence and was daydreaming on the train home one day when the service had come to a halt because of a train fault.\n\n"And I thought, \'I can do better\'. That\'s how Water Anglia first formed in my mind two years ago."\n\nSince then Mrs Fisher has leased her first plane, hired local pilot Roy Everett and is now on the lookout for two air hostesses.\n\nShe has also sorted out all necessary permissions from British Waterways, the Ministry of Transport and Air Traffic Control.\n\n"The first commercial flight will be early next year," she explained. "We will sell tickets on the day or <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">from our website</a>, and it is likely we will introduce season tickets for regular London commuters."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nWater Anglia leaves Ipswich at 7.30am Monday to Friday, landing near Tower Bridge at 8.15am - perfect for City workers.\n\nThe return flight back to Ipswich, via Manningtree, leaves at 6pm, landing back in Suffolk at 6.45pm in time for a few drinks and dinner - or even to see Ipswich Town if the team is playing at home.\n\nMrs Fisher, who is chief executive officer of Water Anglia, says if the service proves to be a success, it could be expanded to other destinations.\n\n"Firstly we will look to use the single plane we already have for tourist trips at weekends - or Ipswich fans might want to hire it to take them to away matches along the East Coast to places like Hull, Sunderland, or Middlesborough.\n\n"Then we might also expand the fleet and offer a service across the sea to Holland or Belgium."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Seaplane commuter service launches from Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7988-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-13 16:55:57', '2017-12-13 16:55:57', '', 7988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7988-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7992, 1, '2017-12-13 16:14:51', '2017-12-13 16:14:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/water-anglia.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/water-anglia.jpg" alt="Seaplane Ipswich" width="800" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7989" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fed-up businesswoman is launching a new seaplane commuter service to take passengers from Suffolk and Essex into the heart of London, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, claims her Water Anglia airline will be cheaper and faster than the Greater Anglia trains she became so tired of using.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe has already kitted out one 60-seater seaplane and based at the River Orwell in Ipswich following successful sea trials off Felixstowe.\r\n\r\nWater Anglia\'s daily 7.30am service will take off from the Orwell after it has passed under the Orwell Bridge.\r\n\r\nIt will then head out to the North Sea, turn right at Harwich and fly down the Stour in order to pick up passengers from Manningtree - but only if the tide is in.\r\n\r\nAnd from there it is a non-stop flight to the Thames Estuary before landing close to HMS Belfast near Tower Bridge.\r\n\r\nTickets for the service, which lasts only around 45 minutes, will cost just £60 return - around £26 cheaper than the corresponding train journey from Ipswich with Greater Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I got fed-up with the unreliable train service offered by Greater Anglia," said Mrs Fisher, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, who made her money in London\'s financial markets.\r\n\r\n"The trains are old and smelly, often breaking down, and the cost is way too high.\r\n\r\n"I have a pilot\'s licence and was daydreaming on the train home one day when the service had come to a halt because of a train fault.\r\n\r\n"And I thought, \'I can do better\'. That\'s how Water Anglia first formed in my mind two years ago."\r\n\r\nSince then Mrs Fisher has leased her first plane, hired local pilot Roy Everett and is now on the lookout for two air hostesses.\r\n\r\nShe has also sorted out all necessary permissions from British Waterways, the Ministry of Transport and Air Traffic Control.\r\n\r\n"The first commercial flight will be early next year," she explained. "We will sell tickets on the day or <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">from our website</a>, and it is likely we will introduce season tickets for regular London commuters."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWater Anglia leaves Ipswich at 7.30am Monday to Friday, landing near Tower Bridge at 8.15am - perfect for City workers.\r\n\r\nThe return flight back to Ipswich, via Manningtree, leaves at 6pm, landing back in Suffolk at 6.45pm in time for a few drinks and dinner - or even to see Ipswich Town if the team is playing at home.\r\n\r\nMrs Fisher, who is chief executive officer of Water Anglia, says if the service proves to be a success, it could be expanded to other destinations.\r\n\r\n"Firstly we will look to use the single plane we already for tourist trips at weekends - or Ipswich fans might want to hire it to take them to away matches along the East Coast to places like Hull, Sunderland, or Middlesborough.\r\n\r\n"Then we might also expand the fleet and offer a service across the sea to Holland or Belgium."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Seaplane commuter service launches from Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7988-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-13 16:14:51', '2017-12-13 16:14:51', '', 7988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7993, 1, '2017-12-13 16:56:17', '2017-12-13 16:56:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/water-anglia.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/water-anglia.jpg" alt="Seaplane Ipswich" width="800" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7989" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fed-up businesswoman is launching a new seaplane commuter service to take passengers from Suffolk and Essex into the heart of London, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, claims her Water Anglia airline will be cheaper and faster than the Greater Anglia trains she became so tired of using.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe has already kitted out one 60-seater seaplane and based it at the River Orwell in Ipswich following successful sea trials off Felixstowe.\r\n\r\nWater Anglia\'s daily 7.30am service will take off from the Orwell after it has passed under the Orwell Bridge.\r\n\r\nIt will then head out to the North Sea, turn right at Harwich and fly down the Stour in order to pick up passengers from Manningtree - but only if the tide is in.\r\n\r\nAnd from there it is a non-stop flight to the Thames Estuary before landing close to HMS Belfast near Tower Bridge.\r\n\r\nTickets for the service, which lasts only around 45 minutes, will cost just £60 return - around £26 cheaper than the corresponding train journey from Ipswich with Greater Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I got fed-up with the unreliable train service offered by Greater Anglia," said Mrs Fisher, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, who made her money in London\'s financial markets.\r\n\r\n"The trains are old and smelly, often breaking down, and the cost is way too high.\r\n\r\n"I have a pilot\'s licence and was daydreaming on the train home one day when the service had come to a halt because of a train fault.\r\n\r\n"And I thought, \'I can do better\'. That\'s how Water Anglia first formed in my mind two years ago."\r\n\r\nSince then Mrs Fisher has leased her first plane, hired local pilot Roy Everett and is now on the lookout for two air hostesses.\r\n\r\nShe has also sorted out all necessary permissions from British Waterways, the Ministry of Transport and Air Traffic Control.\r\n\r\n"The first commercial flight will be early next year," she explained. "We will sell tickets on the day or <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">from our website</a>, and it is likely we will introduce season tickets for regular London commuters."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWater Anglia leaves Ipswich at 7.30am Monday to Friday, landing near Tower Bridge at 8.15am - perfect for City workers.\r\n\r\nThe return flight back to Ipswich, via Manningtree, leaves at 6pm, landing back in Suffolk at 6.45pm in time for a few drinks and dinner - or even to see Ipswich Town if the team is playing at home.\r\n\r\nMrs Fisher, who is chief executive officer of Water Anglia, says if the service proves to be a success, it could be expanded to other destinations.\r\n\r\n"Firstly we will look to use the single plane we already have for tourist trips at weekends - or Ipswich fans might want to hire it to take them to away matches along the East Coast to places like Hull, Sunderland, or Middlesborough.\r\n\r\n"Then we might also expand the fleet and offer a service across the sea to Holland or Belgium."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Seaplane commuter service launches from Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7988-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-13 16:56:17', '2017-12-13 16:56:17', '', 7988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7997, 1, '2017-12-15 15:37:39', '2017-12-15 15:37:39', '<strong>It\'s been one of the most hotly-contested topics among Ipswich Town fans - are you a Mick McCarthy \'inner\' or \'outer\'.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut whether you love the gritty Yorkshireman, or hate his style of football, you\'ll enjoy this video summary of Portman Road under his stewardship.\r\n\r\nHat\'s off to Benjamin Bloom who put the video on YouTube - it\'s much better than anything than we could have done.\r\n\r\nAnd it\'s also much better than the original The Eagles version of Hotel California!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SeK8ZFmkuMI?rel=0" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Welcome to the world of Mick McCarthy', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mick-mccarthy-video', '', '', '2017-12-15 16:09:31', '2017-12-15 16:09:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7997', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7998, 1, '2017-12-15 15:37:39', '2017-12-15 15:37:39', '<strong>It\'s been one of the most hotly-contested topic among Ipswich Town fans - are you a Mick McCarthy \'inner\' or \'outer\'.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut whether you love the gritty Yorkshireman, or hate his style of football, you\'ll enjoy this video summary of Portman Road under his stewardship.\r\n\r\nHat\'s off to Benjamin Bloom who put the video on YouTube - it\'s much better than anything than we could have done...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SeK8ZFmkuMI?rel=0" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Welcome to the world of Mick McCarthy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7997-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-15 15:37:39', '2017-12-15 15:37:39', '', 7997, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7997-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7999, 1, '2017-12-15 16:08:52', '2017-12-15 16:08:52', '<strong>It\'s been one of the most hotly-contested topics among Ipswich Town fans - are you a Mick McCarthy \'inner\' or \'outer\'.</strong>\n\nBut whether you love the gritty Yorkshireman, or hate his style of football, you\'ll enjoy this video summary of Portman Road under his stewardship.\n\nHat\'s off to Benjamin Bloom who put the video on YouTube - it\'s much better than anything than we could have done.\n\nAnd it\'s also much better than the original The Eagles version of Hotel California!\n\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SeK8ZFmkuMI?rel=0" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\n\n\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Welcome to the world of Mick McCarthy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7997-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-15 16:08:52', '2017-12-15 16:08:52', '', 7997, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7997-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8000, 1, '2017-12-15 15:40:35', '2017-12-15 15:40:35', '<strong>It\'s been one of the most hotly-contested topic among Ipswich Town fans - are you a Mick McCarthy \'inner\' or \'outer\'.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut whether you love the gritty Yorkshireman, or hate his style of football, you\'ll enjoy this video summary of Portman Road under his stewardship.\r\n\r\nHat\'s off to Benjamin Bloom who put the video on YouTube - it\'s much better than anything than we could have done.\r\n\r\nAnd it\'s also much better than the original The Eagles version of Hotel California!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SeK8ZFmkuMI?rel=0" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Welcome to the world of Mick McCarthy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7997-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-15 15:40:35', '2017-12-15 15:40:35', '', 7997, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7997-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8001, 1, '2017-12-15 16:09:31', '2017-12-15 16:09:31', '<strong>It\'s been one of the most hotly-contested topics among Ipswich Town fans - are you a Mick McCarthy \'inner\' or \'outer\'.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut whether you love the gritty Yorkshireman, or hate his style of football, you\'ll enjoy this video summary of Portman Road under his stewardship.\r\n\r\nHat\'s off to Benjamin Bloom who put the video on YouTube - it\'s much better than anything than we could have done.\r\n\r\nAnd it\'s also much better than the original The Eagles version of Hotel California!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SeK8ZFmkuMI?rel=0" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Welcome to the world of Mick McCarthy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7997-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-15 16:09:31', '2017-12-15 16:09:31', '', 7997, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7997-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8002, 1, '2017-12-18 09:04:16', '2017-12-18 09:04:16', 'Old lady locked in lavatory for four days, knits scarf', 'old lady loo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'old-lady-loo', '', '', '2017-12-18 09:04:58', '2017-12-18 09:04:58', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/old-lady-loo.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8003, 1, '2017-12-18 09:05:57', '2017-12-18 09:05:57', '<strong>Plucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</strong>\r\n\r\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\r\n\r\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\r\n\r\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\r\n\r\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\r\n\r\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\r\n\r\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/old-lady-loo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/old-lady-loo.jpg" alt="old lady loo" width="507" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8002" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\r\n\r\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her daughter, who now live near Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\r\n\r\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\r\n\r\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knits scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2291-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-18 09:05:57', '2017-12-18 09:05:57', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8004, 1, '2017-12-18 11:00:20', '2017-12-18 11:00:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ian-beale-e1513593081427.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ian-beale-e1513593081427.jpg" alt="Ian Beale" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8005" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man says he has hooked up with hundreds of women by pretending to be EastEnders\' hunk, Ian Beale.</strong>\r\n\r\nDashing Steve Walshe, 34, claims his cunning act never fails and he\'s had more girls than anyone else in his home town of Sudbury in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"All I have to do is put on my glasses and stand at the bar looking sorry for myself.\r\n\r\n"Within minutes women are coming up to me saying, \'Oooh, you\'re Ian Beale. I love you in EastEnders\'.\r\n\r\n"Then I just buy them a drink and give them a bit of Cockney banter and they\'re begging me to take them home.\r\n\r\n"Some of them are a bit surprised when we get back to my damp bedsit in Sudbury town centre - they thought we should be at Albert Square and were hoping to meet Danny Dyer.\r\n\r\n"But I just tell them that Sudbury is my bolthole to get away from the pressure of East London."\r\n\r\nSteve, who is unmarried and unemployed, said he has "got off" with at least 350 unsuspecting women by putting on his uncanny Ian Beale impression.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Beale has been a mainstay character in the top-rated BBC soap since it launched in 1985.\r\n\r\nHe has led a turbulent life in the fictional borough of Walford, and has been married no less than five times, with two other engagements called off.\r\n\r\nThe fact that his mother apparently died in a car crash years ago and then mysteriously came back to life adds to his emotional turmoil.\r\n\r\nBack in Sudbury, Mr Walshe plays on that vulnerability.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The girls in Sudbury feel sorry for Ian, so when they see me out and about I know I\'m about to get lucky.\r\n\r\n"I suppose agreeing to this interview might blow my cover, but nobody reads local newspapers anymore so I should be all right."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'I pretend to be Ian Beale and get off with hundreds of women', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ian-beale', '', '', '2017-12-18 11:11:15', '2017-12-18 11:11:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8004', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8005, 1, '2017-12-18 10:30:20', '2017-12-18 10:30:20', 'A Suffolk man claims he has bedded hundreds of women by pretending to be EastEnders\' star Ian Beale.', 'ian beale', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ian-beale', '', '', '2017-12-18 10:31:03', '2017-12-18 10:31:03', '', 8004, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ian-beale.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8006, 1, '2017-12-18 11:00:20', '2017-12-18 11:00:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ian-beale-e1513593081427.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ian-beale-e1513593081427.jpg" alt="Ian Beale" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8005" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man says he has hooked up with hundreds of women by pretending to be EastEnders\' hunk Ian Beale.</strong>\r\n\r\nDashing Steve Walshe, 34, says his cunning act never fails and he\'s had more girls than anyone else in his home town of Sudbury in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"All I have to do is put on my glasses and stand at the bar looking sorry for myself.\r\n\r\n"Within minutes women are coming up to me saying, \'Oooh, you\'re Ian Beale. I love you in EastEnders\'.\r\n\r\n"Then I just buy them a drink and give them a bit of Cockney banter and they\'re begging me to take them home.\r\n\r\n"Some of them are a bit surprised when we get back to my damp bedsit in Sudbury town centre - they thought we should be at Albert Square.\r\n\r\n"But I just tell them that Sudbury is my bolthole to get away from the pressure of East London."\r\n\r\nSteve, who is unmarried and unemployed, said he has "got off" with at least 350 unsuspecting women by putting on his uncanny Ian Beale impression.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Beale has been a mainstay character in the top-rated BBC soap since it launched in 1985.\r\n\r\nHe has led a turbulent life in the fictional borough of Walford, and has been married no less than five times, with two other engagements called off.\r\n\r\nThe fact that his mother apparently died in a car crash years ago and then suddenly came to life adds to his emotional turmoil.\r\n\r\nBack in Sudbury, Mr Walshe plays on that vulnerability.\r\n\r\n"The girls in Sudbury feel sorry for Ian, so when they see me out and about I know I\'m about to get lucky.\r\n\r\n"I suppose agreeing to this interview might blow my cover, but nobody reads local newspapers anymore so I should be all right."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'I pretend to be Ian Beale and get off with hundreds of women', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8004-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-18 11:00:20', '2017-12-18 11:00:20', '', 8004, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8004-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8007, 1, '2017-12-18 11:03:23', '2017-12-18 11:03:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ian-beale-e1513593081427.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ian-beale-e1513593081427.jpg" alt="Ian Beale" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8005" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A Suffolk man says he has hooked up with hundreds of women by pretending to be EastEnders\' hunk, Ian Beale.</strong>\n\nDashing Steve Walshe, 34, says his cunning act never fails and he\'s had more girls than anyone else in his home town of Sudbury in Suffolk.\n\n\n\n"All I have to do is put on my glasses and stand at the bar looking sorry for myself.\n\n"Within minutes women are coming up to me saying, \'Oooh, you\'re Ian Beale. I love you in EastEnders\'.\n\n"Then I just buy them a drink and give them a bit of Cockney banter and they\'re begging me to take them home.\n\n"Some of them are a bit surprised when we get back to my damp bedsit in Sudbury town centre - they thought we should be at Albert Square and were hoping to meet Danny Dyer.\n\n"But I just tell them that Sudbury is my bolthole to get away from the pressure of East London."\n\nSteve, who is unmarried and unemployed, said he has "got off" with at least 350 unsuspecting women by putting on his uncanny Ian Beale impression.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMr Beale has been a mainstay character in the top-rated BBC soap since it launched in 1985.\n\nHe has led a turbulent life in the fictional borough of Walford, and has been married no less than five times, with two other engagements called off.\n\nThe fact that his mother apparently died in a car crash years ago and then suddenly came to life adds to his emotional turmoil.\n\nBack in Sudbury, Mr Walshe plays on that vulnerability.\n\n"The girls in Sudbury feel sorry for Ian, so when they see me out and about I know I\'m about to get lucky.\n\n"I suppose agreeing to this interview might blow my cover, but nobody reads local newspapers anymore so I should be all right."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'I pretend to be Ian Beale and get off with hundreds of women', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8004-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-18 11:03:23', '2017-12-18 11:03:23', '', 8004, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8004-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8008, 1, '2017-12-18 11:04:24', '2017-12-18 11:04:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ian-beale-e1513593081427.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ian-beale-e1513593081427.jpg" alt="Ian Beale" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8005" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man says he has hooked up with hundreds of women by pretending to be EastEnders\' hunk, Ian Beale.</strong>\r\n\r\nDashing Steve Walshe, 34, says his cunning act never fails and he\'s had more girls than anyone else in his home town of Sudbury in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"All I have to do is put on my glasses and stand at the bar looking sorry for myself.\r\n\r\n"Within minutes women are coming up to me saying, \'Oooh, you\'re Ian Beale. I love you in EastEnders\'.\r\n\r\n"Then I just buy them a drink and give them a bit of Cockney banter and they\'re begging me to take them home.\r\n\r\n"Some of them are a bit surprised when we get back to my damp bedsit in Sudbury town centre - they thought we should be at Albert Square and were hoping to meet Danny Dyer.\r\n\r\n"But I just tell them that Sudbury is my bolthole to get away from the pressure of East London."\r\n\r\nSteve, who is unmarried and unemployed, said he has "got off" with at least 350 unsuspecting women by putting on his uncanny Ian Beale impression.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Beale has been a mainstay character in the top-rated BBC soap since it launched in 1985.\r\n\r\nHe has led a turbulent life in the fictional borough of Walford, and has been married no less than five times, with two other engagements called off.\r\n\r\nThe fact that his mother apparently died in a car crash years ago and then mysteriously came back to life adds to his emotional turmoil.\r\n\r\nBack in Sudbury, Mr Walshe plays on that vulnerability.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The girls in Sudbury feel sorry for Ian, so when they see me out and about I know I\'m about to get lucky.\r\n\r\n"I suppose agreeing to this interview might blow my cover, but nobody reads local newspapers anymore so I should be all right."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'I pretend to be Ian Beale and get off with hundreds of women', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8004-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-18 11:04:24', '2017-12-18 11:04:24', '', 8004, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8004-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8009, 1, '2017-12-18 11:11:15', '2017-12-18 11:11:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ian-beale-e1513593081427.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ian-beale-e1513593081427.jpg" alt="Ian Beale" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8005" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man says he has hooked up with hundreds of women by pretending to be EastEnders\' hunk, Ian Beale.</strong>\r\n\r\nDashing Steve Walshe, 34, claims his cunning act never fails and he\'s had more girls than anyone else in his home town of Sudbury in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"All I have to do is put on my glasses and stand at the bar looking sorry for myself.\r\n\r\n"Within minutes women are coming up to me saying, \'Oooh, you\'re Ian Beale. I love you in EastEnders\'.\r\n\r\n"Then I just buy them a drink and give them a bit of Cockney banter and they\'re begging me to take them home.\r\n\r\n"Some of them are a bit surprised when we get back to my damp bedsit in Sudbury town centre - they thought we should be at Albert Square and were hoping to meet Danny Dyer.\r\n\r\n"But I just tell them that Sudbury is my bolthole to get away from the pressure of East London."\r\n\r\nSteve, who is unmarried and unemployed, said he has "got off" with at least 350 unsuspecting women by putting on his uncanny Ian Beale impression.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Beale has been a mainstay character in the top-rated BBC soap since it launched in 1985.\r\n\r\nHe has led a turbulent life in the fictional borough of Walford, and has been married no less than five times, with two other engagements called off.\r\n\r\nThe fact that his mother apparently died in a car crash years ago and then mysteriously came back to life adds to his emotional turmoil.\r\n\r\nBack in Sudbury, Mr Walshe plays on that vulnerability.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The girls in Sudbury feel sorry for Ian, so when they see me out and about I know I\'m about to get lucky.\r\n\r\n"I suppose agreeing to this interview might blow my cover, but nobody reads local newspapers anymore so I should be all right."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'I pretend to be Ian Beale and get off with hundreds of women', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8004-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-18 11:11:15', '2017-12-18 11:11:15', '', 8004, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8004-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8010, 1, '2017-12-18 12:25:19', '2017-12-18 12:25:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg" alt="Willcocks" width="641" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8011" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nBritain has agreed there is nothing remotely funny about Prince William sending his daughter to Willcocks nursery school.</strong>\r\n\r\nOnly those with a childish or dirty sense of humour would see anything amusing about the name at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Britain said: "It is a delight that Princess Charlotte is beginning her education at Willcocks.\r\n\r\n"Anyone chuckling over the name of the nursery in Kensington, London, is just being childish, quite frankly.\r\n\r\n"We\'re surprised that anyone would mention the name - even though it\'s the first thing that came into everyone\'s mind."\r\n\r\nThe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge insisted Willcocks was their top choice of nursery, followed by Kateboobies in Chelsea.\r\n\r\nPrincess Charlotte will begin at Willcocks, close to her Kensington Palace home, in January.\r\n\r\nNursery school owner Mr William Cock said: "We are looking forward to her arrival."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCharlotte\'s elder brother Prince George, four, started at Thomas\'s school Battersea, run by Mr John Thomas, an £18,000-a-year prep school earlier this year.\r\n\r\nLast week the Suffolk Gazette revealed how he got the hump when he was not allowed to play a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-george-king/">King in the school nativity play</a>.\r\n\r\nThe announcement about Willcocks came on the same day that William and Kate released a new family portrait, with young George and Charlotte standing in front of their parents.\r\n\r\nThe nursery charges up to £9,150 a year for children who attend morning sessions.\r\n\r\nDescribed by parents as "kind and gentle", the school is run by female staff only, and its stated ethos is "for high standards, excellence and good manners".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Nothing funny about Prince William sending his child to Willcocks Nursery', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'willcocks', '', '', '2017-12-18 12:36:57', '2017-12-18 12:36:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8010', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8011, 1, '2017-12-18 12:19:46', '2017-12-18 12:19:46', 'Britain agrees there is nothing funny about Princess Charlotte going to Willcocks nursery', 'willcocks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'willcocks-2', '', '', '2017-12-18 12:20:15', '2017-12-18 12:20:15', '', 8010, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8012, 1, '2017-12-18 12:25:19', '2017-12-18 12:25:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg" alt="Willcocks" width="641" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8011" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nBritain has agreed there is nothing remotely funny about Prince William sending his daughter to Willcocks nursery school.</strong>\r\n\r\nOnly those with a childish or dirty sense of humour would see anything amusing about the name at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Britain said: "It is a delight that Princess Charlotte is beginning her education at Willcocks.\r\n\r\n"Anyone chuckling over the name of the nursery in Kensington, London, is just being childish, quite frankly.\r\n\r\n"We\'re surprised that anyone would mention it - even though it\'s the first thing that came into everyone\'s mind."\r\n\r\nThe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge insisted Willcocks was their top choice choice of nursery, followed by Kateboobies in Chelsea.\r\n\r\nPrincess Charlotte will begin at Willcocks, close to her Kensington Palace home, in January.\r\n\r\nNursery school owner Mr William Cock said: "We are looking forward to her arrival."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCharlotte\'s elder brother Prince George, four, started at Thomas\'s school Battersea, an £18,000-a-year prep school earlier this year.\r\n\r\nLast week the Suffolk Gazette revealed how he got the hump when he was not allowed to play a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-george-king/">King in the school nativity play</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Nothing funny about Prince William sending his child to Willcocks Nursery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8010-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-18 12:25:19', '2017-12-18 12:25:19', '', 8010, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8010-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8013, 1, '2017-12-18 12:36:49', '2017-12-18 12:36:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg" alt="Willcocks" width="641" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8011" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\n\nBritain has agreed there is nothing remotely funny about Prince William sending his daughter to Willcocks nursery school.</strong>\n\nOnly those with a childish or dirty sense of humour would see anything amusing about the name at all.\n\n\n\nA spokesman for Britain said: "It is a delight that Princess Charlotte is beginning her education at Willcocks.\n\n"Anyone chuckling over the name of the nursery in Kensington, London, is just being childish, quite frankly.\n\n"We\'re surprised that anyone would mention the name - even though it\'s the first thing that came into everyone\'s mind."\n\nThe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge insisted Willcocks was their top choice of nursery, followed by Kateboobies in Chelsea.\n\nPrincess Charlotte will begin at Willcocks, close to her Kensington Palace home, in January.\n\nNursery school owner Mr William Cock said: "We are looking forward to her arrival."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nCharlotte\'s elder brother Prince George, four, started at Thomas\'s school Battersea, run by an £18,000-a-year prep school earlier this year.\n\nLast week the Suffolk Gazette revealed how he got the hump when he was not allowed to play a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-george-king/">King in the school nativity play</a>.\n\nThe announcement about Willcocks came on the same day that William and Kate released a new family portrait, with young George and Charlotte standing in front of their parents.\n\nThe nursery charges up to £9,150 a year for children who attend morning sessions.\n\nDescribed by parents as "kind and gentle", the school is run by female staff only, and its stated ethos is "for high standards, excellence and good manners".\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Nothing funny about Prince William sending his child to Willcocks Nursery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8010-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-18 12:36:49', '2017-12-18 12:36:49', '', 8010, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8010-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8014, 1, '2017-12-18 12:30:41', '2017-12-18 12:30:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg" alt="Willcocks" width="641" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8011" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nBritain has agreed there is nothing remotely funny about Prince William sending his daughter to Willcocks nursery school.</strong>\r\n\r\nOnly those with a childish or dirty sense of humour would see anything amusing about the name at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Britain said: "It is a delight that Princess Charlotte is beginning her education at Willcocks.\r\n\r\n"Anyone chuckling over the name of the nursery in Kensington, London, is just being childish, quite frankly.\r\n\r\n"We\'re surprised that anyone would mention the name - even though it\'s the first thing that came into everyone\'s mind."\r\n\r\nThe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge insisted Willcocks was their top choice of nursery, followed by Kateboobies in Chelsea.\r\n\r\nPrincess Charlotte will begin at Willcocks, close to her Kensington Palace home, in January.\r\n\r\nNursery school owner Mr William Cock said: "We are looking forward to her arrival."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCharlotte\'s elder brother Prince George, four, started at Thomas\'s school Battersea, an £18,000-a-year prep school earlier this year.\r\n\r\nLast week the Suffolk Gazette revealed how he got the hump when he was not allowed to play a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-george-king/">King in the school nativity play</a>.\r\n\r\nThe announcement about Willcocks came on the same day that William and Kate released a new family portrait, with young George and Charlotte standing in front of their parents.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Nothing funny about Prince William sending his child to Willcocks Nursery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8010-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-18 12:30:41', '2017-12-18 12:30:41', '', 8010, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8010-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8015, 1, '2017-12-18 12:33:11', '2017-12-18 12:33:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg" alt="Willcocks" width="641" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8011" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nBritain has agreed there is nothing remotely funny about Prince William sending his daughter to Willcocks nursery school.</strong>\r\n\r\nOnly those with a childish or dirty sense of humour would see anything amusing about the name at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Britain said: "It is a delight that Princess Charlotte is beginning her education at Willcocks.\r\n\r\n"Anyone chuckling over the name of the nursery in Kensington, London, is just being childish, quite frankly.\r\n\r\n"We\'re surprised that anyone would mention the name - even though it\'s the first thing that came into everyone\'s mind."\r\n\r\nThe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge insisted Willcocks was their top choice of nursery, followed by Kateboobies in Chelsea.\r\n\r\nPrincess Charlotte will begin at Willcocks, close to her Kensington Palace home, in January.\r\n\r\nNursery school owner Mr William Cock said: "We are looking forward to her arrival."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCharlotte\'s elder brother Prince George, four, started at Thomas\'s school Battersea, an £18,000-a-year prep school earlier this year.\r\n\r\nLast week the Suffolk Gazette revealed how he got the hump when he was not allowed to play a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-george-king/">King in the school nativity play</a>.\r\n\r\nThe announcement about Willcocks came on the same day that William and Kate released a new family portrait, with young George and Charlotte standing in front of their parents.\r\n\r\nThe nursery charges up to £9,150 a year for children who attend morning sessions.\r\n\r\nDescribed by parents as "kind and gentle", the school is run by female staff only, and its stated ethos is "for high standards, excellence and good manners".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Nothing funny about Prince William sending his child to Willcocks Nursery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8010-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-18 12:33:11', '2017-12-18 12:33:11', '', 8010, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8010-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8016, 1, '2017-12-18 12:36:57', '2017-12-18 12:36:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/willcocks.jpg" alt="Willcocks" width="641" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8011" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nBritain has agreed there is nothing remotely funny about Prince William sending his daughter to Willcocks nursery school.</strong>\r\n\r\nOnly those with a childish or dirty sense of humour would see anything amusing about the name at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Britain said: "It is a delight that Princess Charlotte is beginning her education at Willcocks.\r\n\r\n"Anyone chuckling over the name of the nursery in Kensington, London, is just being childish, quite frankly.\r\n\r\n"We\'re surprised that anyone would mention the name - even though it\'s the first thing that came into everyone\'s mind."\r\n\r\nThe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge insisted Willcocks was their top choice of nursery, followed by Kateboobies in Chelsea.\r\n\r\nPrincess Charlotte will begin at Willcocks, close to her Kensington Palace home, in January.\r\n\r\nNursery school owner Mr William Cock said: "We are looking forward to her arrival."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCharlotte\'s elder brother Prince George, four, started at Thomas\'s school Battersea, run by Mr John Thomas, an £18,000-a-year prep school earlier this year.\r\n\r\nLast week the Suffolk Gazette revealed how he got the hump when he was not allowed to play a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-george-king/">King in the school nativity play</a>.\r\n\r\nThe announcement about Willcocks came on the same day that William and Kate released a new family portrait, with young George and Charlotte standing in front of their parents.\r\n\r\nThe nursery charges up to £9,150 a year for children who attend morning sessions.\r\n\r\nDescribed by parents as "kind and gentle", the school is run by female staff only, and its stated ethos is "for high standards, excellence and good manners".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Nothing funny about Prince William sending his child to Willcocks Nursery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8010-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-18 12:36:57', '2017-12-18 12:36:57', '', 8010, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8010-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8017, 1, '2017-12-19 17:23:27', '2017-12-19 17:23:27', '<strong>He\'s portrayed by Hollywood as a muscle-bound superhero and idolised by millions of fans worldwide, but we can reveal the original Batman was a fat old bloke with a bushy beard.</strong>\n\nUntil now it was assumed Batman was a fictional creation for DC Comics in 1939 who went on to star in a 1960s television series before launching the cult film franchise in 1989.\n\nBut a Suffolk Gazette investigation has discovered the inspiration for the character was the true story of Bill Smith, who moved from Suffolk in England to America in 1870 and settled in New York where he worked in a butcher\'s shop.\n\n\n\nWe researched historical records in East Anglia and the US to piece together the remarkable story of how Mr Smith turned vigilante after his shop was repeatedly targeted by shoplifters.\n\nMunicipal archives show Mr Smith was first indicted in 1878 for catching and punching a thief who had run out of the shop with a leg of lamb over his shoulder.\n\nMr Smith, then aged 43, was set free by the sympathetic judge, who was no doubt fed up with the never-ending list of petty criminals being hauled up before him.\n\nThe episode inspired Mr Smith who, according to parish records, had left Dallinghoo in Suffolk where he worked as a farm labourer to board a liner from Liverpool to New York to seek a better life.\n\nSpurred on by a one-paragraph report of his court appearance in the New-York Tribune, he went on to tackle more thieves and soon gained notoriety as a vigilante.\n\nIt took four more years for him to adopt his famous head mask - to make him look like a bat and to hide his real identity. He then patrolled his neighbourhood by night looking for baddies.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman-259x300.jpg" alt="Original Batman" width="259" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5444" /></a><br><br>\n\nExtracts from a journal, written by an associate known only as Robin in 1892, included the exclusive photograph we are publishing above for the first time today.\n\nThe journal discloses: "Everyone locally has heard of this Batman. He walks the streets at night and the gangsters, the thieves, the drunkard vagrants all keep their distance."\n\nIt adds: "He is the vengeance. He is the night. He is Batman."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBut that is where the original Batman trail goes cold, with the only remaining documents about Mr Smith being his death certificate. We pulled a copy from the central records office in New York, which states he died of hypothermia after being out alone on a freezing night in February 1896, aged 66.\n\nIt is now certain the creators of the Batman character for DC Comics - Rob Kane and Bill Finger - based him on the local legend of Mr Smith.\n\nAnd so, as you watch yet another Batman movie with your family, you can now recount how Batman was, in fact, a farm labourer from Suffolk, England.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Original Batman was fat old bloke with beard', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5443-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-19 17:23:27', '2017-12-19 17:23:27', '', 5443, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5443-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8018, 1, '2017-12-19 17:23:51', '2017-12-19 17:23:51', '<strong>He\'s portrayed by Hollywood as a muscle-bound superhero and idolised by millions of fans worldwide, but we can reveal the original Batman was a fat old bloke with a bushy beard.</strong>\r\n\r\nUntil now it was assumed Batman was a fictional creation for DC Comics in 1939 who went on to star in a 1960s television series before launching the cult film franchise in 1989.\r\n\r\nBut a Suffolk Gazette investigation has discovered the inspiration for the character was the true story of Bill Smith, who moved from Suffolk in England to America in 1870 and settled in New York where he worked in a butcher\'s shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe researched historical records in East Anglia and the US to piece together the remarkable story of how Mr Smith turned vigilante after his shop was repeatedly targeted by shoplifters.\r\n\r\nMunicipal archives show Mr Smith was first indicted in 1878 for catching and punching a thief who had run out of the shop with a leg of lamb over his shoulder.\r\n\r\nMr Smith, then aged 43, was set free by the sympathetic judge, who was no doubt fed up with the never-ending list of petty criminals being hauled up before him.\r\n\r\nThe episode inspired Mr Smith who, according to parish records, had left Dallinghoo in Suffolk where he worked as a farm labourer to board a liner from Liverpool to New York to seek a better life.\r\n\r\nSpurred on by a one-paragraph report of his court appearance in the New-York Tribune, he went on to tackle more thieves and soon gained notoriety as a vigilante.\r\n\r\nIt took four more years for him to adopt his famous head mask - to make him look like a bat and to hide his real identity. He then patrolled his neighbourhood by night looking for baddies.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman-259x300.jpg" alt="Original Batman" width="259" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5444" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nExtracts from a journal, written by an associate known only as Robin in 1892, included the exclusive photograph we are publishing above for the first time today.\r\n\r\nThe journal discloses: "Everyone locally has heard of this Batman. He walks the streets at night and the gangsters, the thieves, the drunkard vagrants all keep their distance."\r\n\r\nIt adds: "He is the vengeance. He is the night. He is Batman."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut that is where the original Batman trail goes cold, with the only remaining documents about Mr Smith being his death certificate. We pulled a copy from the central records office in New York, which states he died of hypothermia after being out alone on a freezing night in February 1896, aged 66.\r\n\r\nIt is now certain the creators of the Batman character for DC Comics - Rob Kane and Bill Finger - based him on the local legend of Mr Smith.\r\n\r\nAnd so, as you watch yet another Batman movie with your family, you can now recount how Batman was, in fact, a farm labourer from Suffolk, England.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Original Batman was fat old bloke with beard', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5443-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-19 17:23:51', '2017-12-19 17:23:51', '', 5443, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5443-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8019, 1, '2017-12-21 08:46:22', '2017-12-21 08:46:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-dog-3009743_960_720-e1513845683258.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8020" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-dog-3009743_960_720-e1513845683258.jpg" alt="christmas dinner table" width="650" height="433" /></a>\n\n<strong>Britain\'s dogs would like it to be known they should not be blamed for passing wind under the Christmas dinner table, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThey are fed up with humans telling them off for smelly post-lunch flatulence.\n\n\n\nDog Lorraine Fisher, 34 months, from Suffolk said: "We get a bum deal at this time of the year.\n\n"One minute we\'re being all cute, staring lovingly into our human\'s eyes hoping for a cheeky tidbit of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/leftover-turkey/">turkey</a>.\n\n"The next everyone is choking, waving their napkins around, telling us to bugger off and blaming us for stinking the house out.\n\n"But the truth is we haven\'t eaten anything apart from a squeaky <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/top-selling-christmas-toy/">Christmas toy</a> we were inexplicably given in the morning.\n\n"The humans are the ones who have been gorging themselves sick on food and drink all day.\n\n"Enough is enough. Speaking for dogs everywhere, I say, \'Don\'t fall for that crap. It wasn\'t us\'."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHuman Steve Walshe, 44, said he understood that dogs didn\'t like getting into trouble for something they haven\'t done.\n\nBut he insisted they should play along, like a good boy.\n\n"Huge portions of crisps, meat, sprouts, dessert, beer, wine and chocolates inevitably lead to a build-up of gas in the tank.\n\n"Sometimes you just have to let it go around the table because grandma is still in the loo and you\'re too stuffed to get up anyway.\n\n"Dogs don\'t have a great deal of work to do over Christmas, so it seems only fair they should take the fart blame on the chin."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Dogs insist they do not fart under the Christmas dinner table', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'christmas-dinner-table', '', '', '2018-12-20 10:35:36', '2018-12-20 10:35:36', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8019', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8021, 1, '2017-12-21 08:46:22', '2017-12-21 08:46:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-dog-3009743_960_720-e1513845683258.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-dog-3009743_960_720-e1513845683258.jpg" alt="christmas dinner table" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8020" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Dogs would like it to be known they should not be blamed for passing wind under the Christmas dinner table, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey are fed-up with humans telling them off for smelly post-lunch flatulence.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDog Lorraine Fisher, nine, from Suffolk said: "We get a bum deal at this time of the year.\r\n\r\n"One minute we\'re being all cute, staring lovingly into our human\'s eyes hoping for a cheeky tidbit of turkey.\r\n\r\n"The next everyone is choking, waving their napkins around, telling us to bugger off and blaming us for stinking the house out.\r\n\r\n"But the truth is we haven\'t eaten anything apart from a squeaky Christmas toy we were inexplicably given in the morning.\r\n\r\n"The humans are the ones who have been gorging themselves sick on food and drink all day.\r\n\r\n"Enough is enough. Speaking for dogs everywhere, I say, \'Don\'t fall for that crap. It wasn\'t us\'."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHuman Steve Walshe, 44, said he understood that dogs didn\'t like getting into trouble for something they haven\'t done.\r\n\r\nBut he insisted they should play along, like a good boy.\r\n\r\n"Huge portions of crisps, meat, sprouts, dessert, beer, wine and chocolates inevitably lead to a build up of gas in the tank.\r\n\r\n"Sometimes you just have to let it go around the table because grandma is still in the loo and you\'re too stuffed to get up anyway.\r\n\r\n"Dogs don\'t have a great deal of work to do over Christmas, so it seems only fair they should take the fart blame on the chin."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Dogs insist they do not fart under the Christmas dinner table', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8019-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-21 08:46:22', '2017-12-21 08:46:22', '', 8019, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8019-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8023, 1, '2017-12-22 08:41:32', '2017-12-22 08:41:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kimberley-jong-un.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kimberley-jong-un.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un mother, Kimberly" width="810" height="593" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6499" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>North Korean despot Kim Jong-un was furious today after his mother fled the country using her new British passport.</strong>\n\nKimberly Jong-un had become fed up of life in the strict regime, and slipped over the border into South Korea using her British passport.\n\n\n\nKimberly wasted no time calling a press conference in Seoul where she announced she was moving to Britain because she fancied a cottage by the sea.\n\nSam Sung, a political correspondent on the South Korean Times said: "It was quite a spectacle.\n\n“You can clearly see who Kim Jong-un takes after - he has his mother\'s looks.\n\n"She waved her new British passport about, and it will be interesting to see how she gets on there."\n\nBut officials in North Korea said Kimberly Jong-un was safely tucked up in bed in Pyongyang.\n\n“It is completely untrue to say she has fled the country,” a spokesman said.\n\n“She is very happy here, looking after her son.\n\n\n\nA Downing Street spokesman said the UK had offered Mrs Jong-un political asylum in return for some North Korea state secrets.\n\nIt is expected she will help East Anglian farmers by divulging radical new agricultural methods.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA Mrs Jong-un pal, Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “North Korea has based its farming economy on cheap labour.\n\n“For cheap labour, read free labour.\n\n“Suffolk farmers could capture and put Norfolk slaves to work, for example.”\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kim Jong-un\'s mother flees North Korea on British passport', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6498-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-22 08:41:32', '2017-12-22 08:41:32', '', 6498, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6498-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8024, 1, '2017-12-22 08:23:10', '2017-12-22 08:23:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kimberley-jong-un.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kimberley-jong-un.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un mother, Kimberly" width="810" height="593" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6499" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>North Korean despot Kim Jong-un was furious today after his mother fled the country using her new British passport.</strong>\r\n\r\nKimberly Jong-un had become fed up of life in the strict regime, and slipped over the border into South Korea using her British passport.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKimberly wasted no time calling a press conference in Seoul where she announced she was moving to Britain because she fancied a cottage by the sea.\r\n\r\nSam Sung, a political correspondent on the South Korean Times said: "It was quite a spectacle. You can clearly see who Kim Jong-un takes after - he has his mother\'s looks.\r\n\r\n"She waved her new British passport about, and it will be interesting to see how she gets on there."\r\n\r\nOfficials in North Korea said Kimberly Jong-un was safely tucked up in bed in Pyongyang, and claims that she had fled the country were "completely untrue".\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said the UK had offered Mrs Jong-un political asylum in return for some North Korea state secrets.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kim Jong-un\'s mother flees North Korea on British passport', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6498-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-22 08:23:10', '2017-12-22 08:23:10', '', 6498, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6498-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8025, 1, '2017-12-22 08:30:11', '2017-12-22 08:30:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kimberley-jong-un.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kimberley-jong-un.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un mother, Kimberly" width="810" height="593" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6499" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>North Korean despot Kim Jong-un was furious today after his mother fled the country using her new British passport.</strong>\r\n\r\nKimberly Jong-un had become fed up of life in the strict regime, and slipped over the border into South Korea using her British passport.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKimberly wasted no time calling a press conference in Seoul where she announced she was moving to Britain because she fancied a cottage by the sea.\r\n\r\nSam Sung, a political correspondent on the South Korean Times said: "It was quite a spectacle.\r\n\r\n“You can clearly see who Kim Jong-un takes after - he has his mother\'s looks.\r\n\r\n"She waved her new British passport about, and it will be interesting to see how she gets on there."\r\n\r\nBut officials in North Korea said Kimberly Jong-un was safely tucked up in bed in Pyongyang, and claims that she had fled the country were "completely untrue".\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said the UK had offered Mrs Jong-un political asylum in return for some North Korea state secrets.\r\n\r\nIt is expected she will help East Anglian farmers by divulging radical new agricultural methods.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Mrs Jong-un pal, Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “North Korea has based its farming economy on cheap labour.\r\n\r\n“For cheap labour, read free labour.\r\n\r\n“Suffolk farmers could capture and put Norfolk slaves to work, for example.”\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kim Jong-un\'s mother flees North Korea on British passport', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6498-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-22 08:30:11', '2017-12-22 08:30:11', '', 6498, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6498-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8026, 1, '2017-12-22 08:39:34', '2017-12-22 08:39:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kimberley-jong-un.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kimberley-jong-un.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un mother, Kimberly" width="810" height="593" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6499" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>North Korean despot Kim Jong-un was furious today after his mother fled the country using her new British passport.</strong>\r\n\r\nKimberly Jong-un had become fed up of life in the strict regime, and slipped over the border into South Korea using her British passport.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKimberly wasted no time calling a press conference in Seoul where she announced she was moving to Britain because she fancied a cottage by the sea.\r\n\r\nSam Sung, a political correspondent on the South Korean Times said: "It was quite a spectacle.\r\n\r\n“You can clearly see who Kim Jong-un takes after - he has his mother\'s looks.\r\n\r\n"She waved her new British passport about, and it will be interesting to see how she gets on there."\r\n\r\nBut officials in North Korea said Kimberly Jong-un was safely tucked up in bed in Pyongyang.\r\n\r\n“It is completely untrue to say she has fled the country,” a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n“She is very happy here, looking after her son.”\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said the UK had offered Mrs Jong-un political asylum in return for some North Korea state secrets.\r\n\r\nIt is expected she will help East Anglian farmers by divulging radical new agricultural methods.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Mrs Jong-un pal, Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “North Korea has based its farming economy on cheap labour.\r\n\r\n“For cheap labour, read free labour.\r\n\r\n“Suffolk farmers could capture and put Norfolk slaves to work, for example.”\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kim Jong-un\'s mother flees North Korea on British passport', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6498-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-22 08:39:34', '2017-12-22 08:39:34', '', 6498, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6498-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8027, 1, '2017-12-22 08:42:20', '2017-12-22 08:42:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kimberley-jong-un.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kimberley-jong-un.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un mother, Kimberly" width="810" height="593" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6499" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>North Korean despot Kim Jong-un was furious today after his mother fled the country using her new British passport.</strong>\r\n\r\nKimberly Jong-un had become fed up of life in the strict regime, and slipped over the border into South Korea using her British passport.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKimberly wasted no time calling a press conference in Seoul where she announced she was moving to Britain because she fancied a cottage by the sea.\r\n\r\nSam Sung, a political correspondent on the South Korean Times said: "It was quite a spectacle.\r\n\r\n“You can clearly see who Kim Jong-un takes after - he has his mother\'s looks.\r\n\r\n"She waved her new British passport about, and it will be interesting to see how she gets on there."\r\n\r\nBut officials in North Korea said Kimberly Jong-un was safely tucked up in bed in Pyongyang.\r\n\r\n“It is completely untrue to say she has fled the country,” a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n“She is very happy here, looking after her son.\r\n\r\n“What’s more, she has important duties this week, including giving him his weekly haircut.”\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said the UK had offered Mrs Jong-un political asylum in return for some North Korea state secrets.\r\n\r\nIt is expected she will help East Anglian farmers by divulging radical new agricultural methods.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Mrs Jong-un pal, Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “North Korea has based its farming economy on cheap labour.\r\n\r\n“For cheap labour, read free labour.\r\n\r\n“Suffolk farmers could capture and put Norfolk slaves to work, for example.”\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kim Jong-un\'s mother flees North Korea on British passport', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6498-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-22 08:42:20', '2017-12-22 08:42:20', '', 6498, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6498-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8028, 1, '2017-12-22 09:59:13', '2017-12-22 09:59:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg" alt="Class warfare" width="700" height="544" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8029" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nClass warfare was breaking out in supermarkets across Britain today as anxious food shoppers clashed while hunting down their last Christmas dinner ingredients.</strong>\r\n\r\nMiddle-class snobs were forced to park their Audis at Lidl and Aldi after Waitrose ran out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/avocado-aldi/">avocados </a>and pomegranate molasses.\r\n\r\nAnd common people caught the bus to Waitrose because their local Aldi and Lidl had sold out of Lambrini and chicken nuggets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe dramatic turn of events meant there was huge class tensions as the snobs and commoners clashed in unfamiliar territory.\r\n\r\nAt one Waitrose store in Suffolk, some very common people, who were clearly benefit scroungers and quite possibly even foreign, got into a scuffle with a well-dressed man called Justin.\r\n\r\nThey had wandered in, stinking of cigarettes and cider, looking for frozen Christmas ready meals because they were out of stock in Lidl.\r\n\r\nBut they soon bumped into posh twat Justin, who was browsing through the kale options.\r\n\r\nObserver Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "They got into a slanging match, with Justin and his fellow well-heeled shoppers telling them to \'bugger \'orf back to Lidli or whatever it\'s called\'.\r\n\r\n"Punches were thrown and Justin was so upset he demanded the store staff throw the oiks out."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, over at a Lidl store in Ipswich, local low-life were confronted with scores of well-dressed yummy mummies who had arrived in a fleet of Audis from Waitrose.\r\n\r\n"I need artichoke hearts but there were none left at Waitrose," cooed one mum as she gave the Lidl security guard a tenner, thinking he was a homeless man.\r\n\r\nShe waltzed into the strange world of common people and immediately tied her son Oscar\'s handkerchief around her nose to keep out the smell.\r\n\r\nTrouble flared when she and the other yummy mummies began stopping in the middle of the aisles to compare each others\' handbags.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCommon person Dwayne Pipe, who is unemployed and claiming £33,000 a year in benefits, said: "Who do these posh birds think they are?\r\n\r\n"But as it\'s Christmas I\'d like to cover one in salted butter and give it a good stuffing."\r\n\r\nPolice were called to the Aldi car park in Stowmarket after a Range Rover, unfamiliar with the car park layout, got into a stand-off with a 25-year-old Vauxhall Corsa.\r\n\r\n"The drivers traded insults but we were able to calm down the situation and urge the Range Rover driver to keep to his usual expensive shop," a police spokesman said.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the Suffolk Gazette wishes all its readers, no matter their class, a very merry Christmas.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Class warfare breaks out as Waitrose snobs clash with Aldi oiks', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'class-warfare', '', '', '2018-03-06 20:30:36', '2018-03-06 20:30:36', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8028', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8029, 1, '2017-12-22 09:53:41', '2017-12-22 09:53:41', 'Class warfare was breaking out in supermarkets across Britain today and Waitrose and Lidl customers went into each others\' stores hunting for missing ingredients,', 'class warfare', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'class-warfare', '', '', '2017-12-22 09:54:49', '2017-12-22 09:54:49', '', 8028, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8030, 1, '2017-12-22 09:59:13', '2017-12-22 09:59:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg" alt="Class warfare" width="700" height="544" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8029" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nClass warfare was breaking out in supermarkets across Britain today as anxious food shoppers clashed while hunting down their last Christmas dinner ingredients.</strong>\r\n\r\nMiddle-class snobs were forced to park their Audis at Lidl and Aldi after Waitrose ran out of avocados and pomegranate molasses.\r\n\r\nAnd common people caught the bus to Waitrose because their local Aldi and Lidl had sold out of Lambrini and chicken nuggets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe dramatic turn of events meant there was huge class tensions as the snobs and commoners clashed in unfamiliar territory.\r\n\r\nAt one Waitrose store in Suffolk, some very common people, who were clearly benefit scroungers and quite possible even foreign, got into a scuffle with a well-dressed man called Justin.\r\n\r\nThey had wandered in, stinking of cigarettes and cider, looking for frozen Christmas ready meals because they were out of stock in Lidl.\r\n\r\nBut they soon bumped into posh twat Justin, who was browsing through the kale.\r\n\r\nObserver Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "They got into a slanging match, with Justin and his fellow well-heeled shoppers telling them to \'bugger \'orf back to Lidli or whatever it\'s called\'.\r\n\r\n"Punches were thrown and Justin was so upset he demanded the store staff throw the oiks out."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, over at a Lidl store in Ipswich, local low-life were confronted with scores of well-dressed yummy mummies who had arrived in a fleet of Audis from Waitrose.\r\n\r\n"I need artichoke hearts but there were none left at Waitrose," cooed one mum as she gave the Lidl security guard a tenner, thinking he was a homeless man.\r\n\r\nShe waltzed into the strange world of common people and immediately tied her son Oscar\'s handkerchief around her nose to keep out the smell.\r\n\r\nTrouble flared when she and the other yummy mummies began stopping to compare handbags with each other.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCommon person Dwayne Pipe, who us unemployed and claiming £33,000 a year in benefits, said: "Who do these posh birds think they are?\r\n\r\n"But as it\'s Christmas I\'d like to cover one in salted butter and give it a good stuffing."\r\n\r\nPolice were called to the Aldi car park in Stowmarket after a Range Rover, unfamiliar with the car park layout, got into a stand-off with a 25-year-old Vauxhall Corsa.\r\n\r\n"The drivers traded insults but we were able to calm down the situation and urge the Range Rover driver to keep to his usual expensive shop."\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Class warfare breaks out as Waitrose snobs clash with Aldi oiks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8028-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-22 09:59:13', '2017-12-22 09:59:13', '', 8028, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8028-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8032, 1, '2017-12-22 10:04:12', '2017-12-22 10:04:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg" alt="Class warfare" width="700" height="544" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8029" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nClass warfare was breaking out in supermarkets across Britain today as anxious food shoppers clashed while hunting down their last Christmas dinner ingredients.</strong>\r\n\r\nMiddle-class snobs were forced to park their Audis at Lidl and Aldi after Waitrose ran out of avocados and pomegranate molasses.\r\n\r\nAnd common people caught the bus to Waitrose because their local Aldi and Lidl had sold out of Lambrini and chicken nuggets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe dramatic turn of events meant there was huge class tensions as the snobs and commoners clashed in unfamiliar territory.\r\n\r\nAt one Waitrose store in Suffolk, some very common people, who were clearly benefit scroungers and quite possibly even foreign, got into a scuffle with a well-dressed man called Justin.\r\n\r\nThey had wandered in, stinking of cigarettes and cider, looking for frozen Christmas ready meals because they were out of stock in Lidl.\r\n\r\nBut they soon bumped into posh twat Justin, who was browsing through the kale options.\r\n\r\nObserver Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "They got into a slanging match, with Justin and his fellow well-heeled shoppers telling them to \'bugger \'orf back to Lidli or whatever it\'s called\'.\r\n\r\n"Punches were thrown and Justin was so upset he demanded the store staff throw the oiks out."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, over at a Lidl store in Ipswich, local low-life were confronted with scores of well-dressed yummy mummies who had arrived in a fleet of Audis from Waitrose.\r\n\r\n"I need artichoke hearts but there were none left at Waitrose," cooed one mum as she gave the Lidl security guard a tenner, thinking he was a homeless man.\r\n\r\nShe waltzed into the strange world of common people and immediately tied her son Oscar\'s handkerchief around her nose to keep out the smell.\r\n\r\nTrouble flared when she and the other yummy mummies began stopping in the middle of the aisles to compare each others\' handbags.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCommon person Dwayne Pipe, who ius unemployed and claiming £33,000 a year in benefits, said: "Who do these posh birds think they are?\r\n\r\n"But as it\'s Christmas I\'d like to cover one in salted butter and give it a good stuffing."\r\n\r\nPolice were called to the Aldi car park in Stowmarket after a Range Rover, unfamiliar with the car park layout, got into a stand-off with a 25-year-old Vauxhall Corsa.\r\n\r\n"The drivers traded insults but we were able to calm down the situation and urge the Range Rover driver to keep to his usual expensive shop."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the Suffolk Gazette wishes all its readers, no matter their class, a very merry Christmas.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Class warfare breaks out as Waitrose snobs clash with Aldi oiks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8028-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-22 10:04:12', '2017-12-22 10:04:12', '', 8028, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8028-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8033, 1, '2017-12-22 10:19:39', '2017-12-22 10:19:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg" alt="Class warfare" width="700" height="544" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8029" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nClass warfare was breaking out in supermarkets across Britain today as anxious food shoppers clashed while hunting down their last Christmas dinner ingredients.</strong>\r\n\r\nMiddle-class snobs were forced to park their Audis at Lidl and Aldi after Waitrose ran out of avocados and pomegranate molasses.\r\n\r\nAnd common people caught the bus to Waitrose because their local Aldi and Lidl had sold out of Lambrini and chicken nuggets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe dramatic turn of events meant there was huge class tensions as the snobs and commoners clashed in unfamiliar territory.\r\n\r\nAt one Waitrose store in Suffolk, some very common people, who were clearly benefit scroungers and quite possibly even foreign, got into a scuffle with a well-dressed man called Justin.\r\n\r\nThey had wandered in, stinking of cigarettes and cider, looking for frozen Christmas ready meals because they were out of stock in Lidl.\r\n\r\nBut they soon bumped into posh twat Justin, who was browsing through the kale options.\r\n\r\nObserver Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "They got into a slanging match, with Justin and his fellow well-heeled shoppers telling them to \'bugger \'orf back to Lidli or whatever it\'s called\'.\r\n\r\n"Punches were thrown and Justin was so upset he demanded the store staff throw the oiks out."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, over at a Lidl store in Ipswich, local low-life were confronted with scores of well-dressed yummy mummies who had arrived in a fleet of Audis from Waitrose.\r\n\r\n"I need artichoke hearts but there were none left at Waitrose," cooed one mum as she gave the Lidl security guard a tenner, thinking he was a homeless man.\r\n\r\nShe waltzed into the strange world of common people and immediately tied her son Oscar\'s handkerchief around her nose to keep out the smell.\r\n\r\nTrouble flared when she and the other yummy mummies began stopping in the middle of the aisles to compare each others\' handbags.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCommon person Dwayne Pipe, who is unemployed and claiming £33,000 a year in benefits, said: "Who do these posh birds think they are?\r\n\r\n"But as it\'s Christmas I\'d like to cover one in salted butter and give it a good stuffing."\r\n\r\nPolice were called to the Aldi car park in Stowmarket after a Range Rover, unfamiliar with the car park layout, got into a stand-off with a 25-year-old Vauxhall Corsa.\r\n\r\n"The drivers traded insults but we were able to calm down the situation and urge the Range Rover driver to keep to his usual expensive shop."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the Suffolk Gazette wishes all its readers, no matter their class, a very merry Christmas.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Class warfare breaks out as Waitrose snobs clash with Aldi oiks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8028-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-22 10:19:39', '2017-12-22 10:19:39', '', 8028, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8028-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8034, 1, '2017-12-22 10:20:27', '2017-12-22 10:20:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg" alt="Class warfare" width="700" height="544" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8029" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nClass warfare was breaking out in supermarkets across Britain today as anxious food shoppers clashed while hunting down their last Christmas dinner ingredients.</strong>\r\n\r\nMiddle-class snobs were forced to park their Audis at Lidl and Aldi after Waitrose ran out of avocados and pomegranate molasses.\r\n\r\nAnd common people caught the bus to Waitrose because their local Aldi and Lidl had sold out of Lambrini and chicken nuggets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe dramatic turn of events meant there was huge class tensions as the snobs and commoners clashed in unfamiliar territory.\r\n\r\nAt one Waitrose store in Suffolk, some very common people, who were clearly benefit scroungers and quite possibly even foreign, got into a scuffle with a well-dressed man called Justin.\r\n\r\nThey had wandered in, stinking of cigarettes and cider, looking for frozen Christmas ready meals because they were out of stock in Lidl.\r\n\r\nBut they soon bumped into posh twat Justin, who was browsing through the kale options.\r\n\r\nObserver Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "They got into a slanging match, with Justin and his fellow well-heeled shoppers telling them to \'bugger \'orf back to Lidli or whatever it\'s called\'.\r\n\r\n"Punches were thrown and Justin was so upset he demanded the store staff throw the oiks out."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, over at a Lidl store in Ipswich, local low-life were confronted with scores of well-dressed yummy mummies who had arrived in a fleet of Audis from Waitrose.\r\n\r\n"I need artichoke hearts but there were none left at Waitrose," cooed one mum as she gave the Lidl security guard a tenner, thinking he was a homeless man.\r\n\r\nShe waltzed into the strange world of common people and immediately tied her son Oscar\'s handkerchief around her nose to keep out the smell.\r\n\r\nTrouble flared when she and the other yummy mummies began stopping in the middle of the aisles to compare each others\' handbags.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCommon person Dwayne Pipe, who is unemployed and claiming £33,000 a year in benefits, said: "Who do these posh birds think they are?\r\n\r\n"But as it\'s Christmas I\'d like to cover one in salted butter and give it a good stuffing."\r\n\r\nPolice were called to the Aldi car park in Stowmarket after a Range Rover, unfamiliar with the car park layout, got into a stand-off with a 25-year-old Vauxhall Corsa.\r\n\r\n"The drivers traded insults but we were able to calm down the situation and urge the Range Rover driver to keep to his usual expensive shop," a police spokesman said.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the Suffolk Gazette wishes all its readers, no matter their class, a very merry Christmas.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Class warfare breaks out as Waitrose snobs clash with Aldi oiks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8028-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-22 10:20:27', '2017-12-22 10:20:27', '', 8028, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8028-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8044, 1, '2017-12-23 08:12:18', '2017-12-23 08:12:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/turkey-voted-for-christmas-e1514016308932.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/turkey-voted-for-christmas-e1514016308932.jpg" alt="Turkey voted for Christmas" width="650" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8045" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A turkey who voted for Christmas is beginning to think he made a terrible mistake.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, age one, said he was led to believe Britain would be better off voting for Christmas.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd he was told that if he voted for Christmas, turkeys across Britain would get a huge pay rise in the New Year, amounting to £350 million a week.\r\n\r\n"It was quite the sales pitch," said turkey Steve from his shed in Halesworth, Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"I believed every word of it, and was looking forward to a much better life after Christmas.\r\n\r\n"Plus I was worried about foreign birds migrating here every year, but I\'m not racist or anything.\r\n\r\n"So I voted for Christmas because everything would then be brilliant, just like the old days.\r\n\r\n"Now it seems I have made a bit of a mistake - it looks like I was told a load of b*llocks."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who campaigned against <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/leftover-turkey/">Christmas for turkeys</a>, said she was upset so many of them had been deceived.\r\n\r\n"I warned them not to vote for Christmas - it would not end well.\r\n\r\n"But they wouldn\'t listen, and now they are f*cked."\r\n\r\nHowever, not everyone is upset by the news.\r\n\r\nLocal butcher Nigel Farage said: "Yes, a few turkeys will find Christmas is not all it was cracked up to be.\r\n\r\n"But really it\'s not the fault of us butchers - it\'s the bloody Brussels sprouts that really ruin it for us all."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Turkey who voted for Christmas is getting suspicious', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'turkey-who-voted-for-christmas', '', '', '2018-11-15 09:19:42', '2018-11-15 09:19:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8044', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8046, 1, '2017-12-23 08:12:18', '2017-12-23 08:12:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/turkey-voted-for-christmas-e1514016308932.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/turkey-voted-for-christmas-e1514016308932.jpg" alt="Turkey voted for Christmas" width="650" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8045" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A turkey who voted for Christmas is beginning to think he made a terrible mistake.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, one, said he was led to believe Britain would be better off voting for Christmas.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd he was told that if he voted for Christmas, turkeys across Britain would get a huge pay rise in the New Year, amounting to £350 million a week.\r\n\r\n"It was quite the sales pitch," said turkey Steve from his shed in Halesworth, Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"I believed every word of it, and was looking forward to a much better life after Christmas.\r\n\r\n"Plus I was worried about foreign birds migrating here every year, but I\'m not racist or anything.\r\n\r\n"So I voted for Christmas because everything would then be brilliant, just like the old days.\r\n\r\n"Now it seems I have made a bit of a mistake - it looks like I was told a load of b*llocks."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who campaigned against Christmas for turkeys, said she was upset so many of them had been deceived.\r\n\r\n"I warned them not to vote for Christmas - it would not end well.\r\n\r\n"But they wouldn\'t listen, and now they are f*cked."\r\n\r\nHowever, not everyone is upset by the news.\r\n\r\nLocal butcher Nigel Farage said: "Yes, a few turkeys will find Christmas is not all it was cracked up to be.\r\n\r\n"But really it\'s not the fault us butchers - it\'s the bloody Brussels sprouts that really ruin it for us all."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Turkey who voted for Christmas is getting suspicious', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8044-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-23 08:12:18', '2017-12-23 08:12:18', '', 8044, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8044-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8048, 1, '2017-12-23 10:10:00', '2017-12-23 10:10:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/turkey-voted-for-christmas-e1514016308932.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/turkey-voted-for-christmas-e1514016308932.jpg" alt="Turkey voted for Christmas" width="650" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8045" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A turkey who voted for Christmas is beginning to think he made a terrible mistake.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, age one, said he was led to believe Britain would be better off voting for Christmas.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd he was told that if he voted for Christmas, turkeys across Britain would get a huge pay rise in the New Year, amounting to £350 million a week.\r\n\r\n"It was quite the sales pitch," said turkey Steve from his shed in Halesworth, Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"I believed every word of it, and was looking forward to a much better life after Christmas.\r\n\r\n"Plus I was worried about foreign birds migrating here every year, but I\'m not racist or anything.\r\n\r\n"So I voted for Christmas because everything would then be brilliant, just like the old days.\r\n\r\n"Now it seems I have made a bit of a mistake - it looks like I was told a load of b*llocks."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who campaigned against Christmas for turkeys, said she was upset so many of them had been deceived.\r\n\r\n"I warned them not to vote for Christmas - it would not end well.\r\n\r\n"But they wouldn\'t listen, and now they are f*cked."\r\n\r\nHowever, not everyone is upset by the news.\r\n\r\nLocal butcher Nigel Farage said: "Yes, a few turkeys will find Christmas is not all it was cracked up to be.\r\n\r\n"But really it\'s not the fault us butchers - it\'s the bloody Brussels sprouts that really ruin it for us all."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Turkey who voted for Christmas is getting suspicious', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8044-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-23 10:10:00', '2017-12-23 10:10:00', '', 8044, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8044-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8053, 1, '2017-12-24 13:49:33', '2017-12-24 13:49:33', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nThe English and German football associations have been fined by Fifa because the famous Christmas Day match between opposing World War One troops was "a political statement".</strong>\n\nFifa, a proud and squeaky-clean guardian of world football, caused a storm by banning England and Scotland players from wearing poppies on their shirts during the Armistice Day World Cup qualifier on November 11, 2016.\n\n\n\nDespite the poppy being a symbol of remembering the fallen heroes of conflict, Fifa deemed it inappropriate on a football shirt - even though hundreds of thousands from both countries have perished side-by-side in battle.\n\nNow Fifa has taken its tough stance even further with a retrospective £50,000 fine for England and Germany following events 102 years ago.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg" alt="Christmas Day truce football" width="800" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5024" /></a><br><br>\n\nA Fifa spokesman said: "It has come to our attention that on Christmas Day in 1914 opposing allied and German troops on the front line put down their weapons, crossed into No Man\'s Land and enjoyed a game of football.\n\n"This was not only an unsanctioned international match, but also it was clearly a politically motivated statement. This is simply not allowed, and such humanity and compassion goes against everything we stand for."\n\nFifa\'s latest daft ruling infuriated football supporters, war veterans and politicians. World War Two veteran Alan Jones-McSmith, 93, from Ipswich in Suffolk, said: "Fifa is a corrupt waste of space. They can stick their poppy ruling and fine where it hurts."\n\nA spokesman for the English FA said: "The Christmas Truce match is one of those iconic moments in history, showing football can provide compassion and comradeship at a time when everything around it is going to hell.\n\n"Fifa is proving yet again how out of touch it is with not just football fans, but decent people everywhere."\n \n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Now Fifa fines England and Germany over WW1 Christmas match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5023-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-24 13:49:33', '2017-12-24 13:49:33', '', 5023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5023-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8054, 1, '2017-12-24 13:50:37', '2017-12-24 13:50:37', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe English and German football associations have been fined by Fifa because the famous Christmas Day match between opposing World War One troops was "a political statement".</strong>\r\n\r\nFifa, a proud and squeaky-clean guardian of world football, caused a storm by banning England and Scotland players from wearing poppies on their shirts during the Armistice Day World Cup qualifier on November 11, 2016.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDespite the poppy being a symbol of remembering the fallen heroes of conflict, Fifa deemed it inappropriate on a football shirt - even though hundreds of thousands from both countries have perished side-by-side in battle.\r\n\r\nNow Fifa has taken its tough stance even further with a retrospective £50,000 fine for England and Germany following events 102 years ago.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg" alt="Christmas Day truce football" width="800" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5024" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Fifa spokesman said: "It has come to our attention that on Christmas Day in 1914 opposing allied and German troops on the front line put down their weapons, crossed into No Man\'s Land and enjoyed a game of football.\r\n\r\n"This was not only an unsanctioned international match, but also it was clearly a politically motivated statement. This is simply not allowed, and such humanity and compassion goes against everything we stand for."\r\n\r\nFifa\'s latest daft ruling infuriated football supporters, war veterans and politicians. World War Two veteran Alan Jones-McSmith, 93, from Ipswich in Suffolk, said: "Fifa is a corrupt waste of space. They can stick their poppy ruling and fine where it hurts."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the English FA said: "The Christmas Truce match is one of those iconic moments in history, showing football can provide compassion and comradeship at a time when everything around it is going to hell.\r\n\r\n"Fifa is proving yet again how out of touch it is with not just football fans, but decent people everywhere."', 'Now Fifa fines England and Germany over WW1 Christmas match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5023-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-24 13:50:37', '2017-12-24 13:50:37', '', 5023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8055, 1, '2017-12-28 10:03:17', '2017-12-28 10:03:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/turkey-voted-for-christmas-e1514016308932.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/turkey-voted-for-christmas-e1514016308932.jpg" alt="Turkey voted for Christmas" width="650" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8045" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A turkey who voted for Christmas is beginning to think he made a terrible mistake.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, age one, said he was led to believe Britain would be better off voting for Christmas.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd he was told that if he voted for Christmas, turkeys across Britain would get a huge pay rise in the New Year, amounting to £350 million a week.\r\n\r\n"It was quite the sales pitch," said turkey Steve from his shed in Halesworth, Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"I believed every word of it, and was looking forward to a much better life after Christmas.\r\n\r\n"Plus I was worried about foreign birds migrating here every year, but I\'m not racist or anything.\r\n\r\n"So I voted for Christmas because everything would then be brilliant, just like the old days.\r\n\r\n"Now it seems I have made a bit of a mistake - it looks like I was told a load of b*llocks."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who campaigned against Christmas for turkeys, said she was upset so many of them had been deceived.\r\n\r\n"I warned them not to vote for Christmas - it would not end well.\r\n\r\n"But they wouldn\'t listen, and now they are f*cked."\r\n\r\nHowever, not everyone is upset by the news.\r\n\r\nLocal butcher Nigel Farage said: "Yes, a few turkeys will find Christmas is not all it was cracked up to be.\r\n\r\n"But really it\'s not the fault of us butchers - it\'s the bloody Brussels sprouts that really ruin it for us all."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Turkey who voted for Christmas is getting suspicious', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8044-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-28 10:03:17', '2017-12-28 10:03:17', '', 8044, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8044-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8057, 1, '2017-12-29 09:12:38', '2017-12-29 09:12:38', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/leftover-turkey-e1514538331354.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/leftover-turkey-e1514538331354.jpg" alt="Leftover turkey" width="650" height="446" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8058" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk mum today insisted her family is looking forward to being force-fed leftover turkey for the fourth day in a row.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said there was no point in wasting the remaining shreds of the carcass from her delicious Christmas roast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut her husband and two children are too scared to tell her they are sick to death of it and just want some normal food.\r\n\r\nSales assistant Lorraine said: "I was brought up not to waste food, so I make sure I get my money\'s worth from the turkey.\r\n\r\n"It\'s not so bad on Boxing Day when a lot of the nice, white breast meat is still a little moist. It\'s like the Christmas dinner all over again.\r\n\r\n"On Wednesday I introduced some of the brown meat that nobody likes and mixed it with some dried-out breast meat to make massive sandwiches, with cranberry sauce and some brie that was lying around.\r\n\r\n"Yesterday I had to be more inventive and made a pie filled with some random bits of turkey, vegetables and stock.\r\n\r\n"But today is a challenge - and one I shall overcome brilliantly.\r\n\r\n"We are down the last few gristly bits of meat that would usually make everyone feel sick just to look at, let alone eat.\r\n\r\n"It\'s also starting to smell a little bit.\r\n\r\n"So that means curry! Yes, tip it all in a saucepan and make a hot, spicy sauce so that no one can really see, let alone, taste, whatever it is they are eating.\r\n\r\n"I will feel so much better knowing I have got every last morsel out of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/turkey-who-voted-for-christmas/">Christmas turkey</a> leftovers."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSon Oliver, eight, speaking from the family\'s Woodbridge home, said: "It\'s bloody turkey today.... again!\r\n\r\n"I put up with it on Christmas Day because I\'m so excited about my presents that I\'ll eat anything just to get lunch out of the way.\r\n\r\n"But then having turkey disguised as different things for the next four days is too much.\r\n\r\n"Sometimes you just want something healthy like a light salad."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Mum serves up leftover turkey for fourth day in a row', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'leftover-turkey', '', '', '2018-11-15 10:10:49', '2018-11-15 10:10:49', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8057', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8058, 1, '2017-12-29 09:04:39', '2017-12-29 09:04:39', 'Suffolk mum feeds her family leftover turkey for the fourth day running.', 'leftover turkey', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'leftover-turkey', '', '', '2017-12-29 09:05:23', '2017-12-29 09:05:23', '', 8057, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/leftover-turkey.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8059, 1, '2017-12-29 09:12:38', '2017-12-29 09:12:38', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/leftover-turkey-e1514538331354.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/leftover-turkey-e1514538331354.jpg" alt="Leftover turkey" width="650" height="446" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8058" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk mum today insisted her family is looking forward to being force-fed leftover turkey for the fourth day in a row.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said there was no point in wasting the remaining shreds of carcass from her delicious Christmas roast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut her husband and two children are too scared to tell her they are sick to death of it and just want some normal food.\r\n\r\nSales assistant Lorraine said: "I was brought up not to waste food, so I make sure I get my money\'s worth from the turkey.\r\n\r\n"It\'s not so bad on Boxing Day when a lot of the nice, white breast meat is still a little moist. It\'s like the Christmas dinner all over again.\r\n\r\n"On Wednesday I introduced some of the brown meat that nobody likes and mixed it with some dried-out breast meat to make massive sandwiches, with cranberry sauce and some brie that was lying around.\r\n\r\n"Yesterday I had to be more inventive and made a pie filled with some random bits of turkey, vegetables and stock.\r\n\r\n"But today is a challenge - and one I shall overcome brilliantly.\r\n\r\n"We are down the last few gristly bits of meat that would usually make everyone feel sick just to look at, let alone eat.\r\n\r\n"It\'s also starting to smell a little bit.\r\n\r\n"So that means curry! Yes, tip it all in a saucepan and make a hot, spicy sauce so that no one can really see, let alone, taste, whatever it is they are eating.\r\n\r\n"I will feel so much better knowing I have got every last morsel out of the Christmas turkey leftovers."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSon Oliver, eight, speaking from the family\'s Woodbridge home, said: "It\'s bloody turkey today.... again!\r\n\r\n"I put up with it on Christmas Day because I\'m so excited about my presents that I\'ll eat anything just to get lunch out of the way.\r\n\r\n"But then having turkey disguised as different things for the next four days is too much.\r\n\r\n"Sometimes you just want something healthy like a light salad."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Mum serves up leftover turkey for fourth day in a row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8057-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-29 09:12:38', '2017-12-29 09:12:38', '', 8057, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8057-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8060, 1, '2017-12-29 09:27:49', '2017-12-29 09:27:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/leftover-turkey-e1514538331354.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/leftover-turkey-e1514538331354.jpg" alt="Leftover turkey" width="650" height="446" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8058" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A Suffolk mum today insisted her family is looking forward to being force-fed leftover turkey for the fourth day in a row.</strong>\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said there was no point in wasting the remaining shreds of carcass from her delicious Christmas roast.\n\n\n\nBut her husband and two children are too scared to tell her they are sick to death of it and just want some normal food.\n\nSales assistant Lorraine said: "I was brought up not to waste food, so I make sure I get my money\'s worth from the turkey.\n\n"It\'s not so bad on Boxing Day when a lot of the nice, white breast meat is still a little moist. It\'s like the Christmas dinner all over again.\n\n"On Wednesday I introduced some of the brown meat that nobody likes and mixed it with some dried-out breast meat to make massive sandwiches, with cranberry sauce and some brie that was lying around.\n\n"Yesterday I had to be more inventive and made a pie filled with some random bits of turkey, vegetables and stock.\n\n"But today is a challenge - and one I shall overcome brilliantly.\n\n"We are down the last few gristly bits of meat that would usually make everyone feel sick just to look at, let alone eat.\n\n"It\'s also starting to smell a little bit.\n\n"So that means curry! Yes, tip it all in a saucepan and make a hot, spicy sauce so that no one can really see, let alone, taste, whatever it is they are eating.\n\n"I will feel so much better knowing I have got every last morsel out of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/turkey-who-voted-for-christmas/">Christmas turkey</a> leftovers."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSon Oliver, eight, speaking from the family\'s Woodbridge home, said: "It\'s bloody turkey today.... again!\n\n"I put up with it on Christmas Day because I\'m so excited about my presents that I\'ll eat anything just to get lunch out of the way.\n\n"But then having turkey disguised as different things for the next four days is too much.\n\n"Sometimes you just want something healthy like a light salad."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Mum serves up leftover turkey for fourth day in a row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8057-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-29 09:27:49', '2017-12-29 09:27:49', '', 8057, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8057-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8061, 1, '2017-12-29 09:27:53', '2017-12-29 09:27:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/leftover-turkey-e1514538331354.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/leftover-turkey-e1514538331354.jpg" alt="Leftover turkey" width="650" height="446" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8058" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk mum today insisted her family is looking forward to being force-fed leftover turkey for the fourth day in a row.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said there was no point in wasting the remaining shreds of carcass from her delicious Christmas roast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut her husband and two children are too scared to tell her they are sick to death of it and just want some normal food.\r\n\r\nSales assistant Lorraine said: "I was brought up not to waste food, so I make sure I get my money\'s worth from the turkey.\r\n\r\n"It\'s not so bad on Boxing Day when a lot of the nice, white breast meat is still a little moist. It\'s like the Christmas dinner all over again.\r\n\r\n"On Wednesday I introduced some of the brown meat that nobody likes and mixed it with some dried-out breast meat to make massive sandwiches, with cranberry sauce and some brie that was lying around.\r\n\r\n"Yesterday I had to be more inventive and made a pie filled with some random bits of turkey, vegetables and stock.\r\n\r\n"But today is a challenge - and one I shall overcome brilliantly.\r\n\r\n"We are down the last few gristly bits of meat that would usually make everyone feel sick just to look at, let alone eat.\r\n\r\n"It\'s also starting to smell a little bit.\r\n\r\n"So that means curry! Yes, tip it all in a saucepan and make a hot, spicy sauce so that no one can really see, let alone, taste, whatever it is they are eating.\r\n\r\n"I will feel so much better knowing I have got every last morsel out of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/turkey-who-voted-for-christmas/">Christmas turkey</a> leftovers."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSon Oliver, eight, speaking from the family\'s Woodbridge home, said: "It\'s bloody turkey today.... again!\r\n\r\n"I put up with it on Christmas Day because I\'m so excited about my presents that I\'ll eat anything just to get lunch out of the way.\r\n\r\n"But then having turkey disguised as different things for the next four days is too much.\r\n\r\n"Sometimes you just want something healthy like a light salad."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Mum serves up leftover turkey for fourth day in a row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8057-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-29 09:27:53', '2017-12-29 09:27:53', '', 8057, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8057-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8062, 1, '2017-12-29 12:35:16', '2017-12-29 12:35:16', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/skynews-panda-thatcher_4193883-e1514547493684.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/skynews-panda-thatcher_4193883-e1514547493684.jpg" alt="Panda and Margaret Thatcher" width="650" height="365" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A giant panda once refused to share a flight to Washington with Margaret Thatcher, National Archives\' files have revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nIt had been suggested that then Prime Minister Mrs Thatcher could share Chia Chia\'s Concorde flight in 1981.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWashington\'s Smithsonian Institution had asked to borrow Mrs Thatcher, to mate her with US-based Ronald Reagan.\r\n\r\nBut Chia Chia, who lived in London Zoo, said female Prime Ministers, particularly ones like Mrs Thatcher, were not "happy omens" for giant pandas.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street insider wrote: "Diplomats saw this as a signal demonstration of the special relationship and would be very happy to time the announcement of the loan or the delivery of Mrs Thatcher in any way that the panda thought would be most likely to benefit Anglo-American relations.\r\n\r\n"They even suggested that the panda might like to take the prime minister in the back of his Concorde, when he goes to Washington next month."\r\n\r\nBut Chia Chia\'s keeper, Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk replied: "He has commented that he is not taking a Thatcher with him - \'Pandas and politicians are not happy omens!\'"\r\n\r\nThe 1981 file, released today by the National Archives, reveals a note Chia Chia wrote in blue felt tip pen.\r\n\r\nIt said: "I am not taking Mrs Thatcher with me". To emphasise his point he underlined the word "not" twice and also underlined the word "me".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe National Archives in Kew, London, holds more than 11 million official documents, many of which have been transferred from government departments and are often opened as public records after 30 years.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Panda refused to share a flight with Margaret Thatcher', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'panda-margaret-thatcher', '', '', '2017-12-29 12:40:18', '2017-12-29 12:40:18', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8062', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8064, 1, '2017-12-29 11:39:11', '2017-12-29 11:39:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/skynews-panda-thatcher_4193883-e1514547493684.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/skynews-panda-thatcher_4193883-e1514547493684.jpg" alt="Panda and Margaret Thatcher" width="650" height="365" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nA giant panda once refused to share a flight to Washington with Margaret Thatcher, National Archives\' files have revealed.\r\n\r\nIt had been suggested that then Prime Minister Mrs Thatcher could share Chia Chia\'s Concorde flight in 1981.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWashington\'s Smithsonian Institution had asked to borrow Mrs Thatcher, to mate her with US-based Ronald Reagan.\r\n\r\nBut Chia Chia, who lived in London Zoo, said female Prime Ministers were not "happy omens" for giant pandas.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street insider wrote: "Diplomats saw this as a signal demonstration of the special relationship and would be very happy to time the announcement of the loan or the delivery of Mrs Thatcher in any way that the panda thought would be most likely to benefit Anglo-American relations.\r\n\r\n"They even suggested that the panda might like to take the prime minister in the back of his Concorde, when he goes to Washington next month."\r\n\r\nBut Chia Chia\'s keeper, Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk replied: "He has commented that he is not taking a Thatcher with him - \'Pandas and politicians are not happy omens!\'"\r\n\r\nThe file, released today by the National Archives, reveals a note Chia Chia wrote in blue felt tip pen. "I am not taking Mrs Thatcher with me". To emphasise his point he underlined the word "not" twice and also underlined the word "me".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe National Archives in Kew, London, holds more than 11 million official documents, many of which have been transferred from government departments and are often opened as public records after 30 years.', 'Panda refused to share a flight with Margaret Thatcher', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8062-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-29 11:39:11', '2017-12-29 11:39:11', '', 8062, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8062-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8065, 1, '2017-12-29 12:35:16', '2017-12-29 12:35:16', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/skynews-panda-thatcher_4193883-e1514547493684.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/skynews-panda-thatcher_4193883-e1514547493684.jpg" alt="Panda and Margaret Thatcher" width="650" height="365" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A giant panda once refused to share a flight to Washington with Margaret Thatcher, National Archives\' files have revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nIt had been suggested that then Prime Minister Mrs Thatcher could share Chia Chia\'s Concorde flight in 1981.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWashington\'s Smithsonian Institution had asked to borrow Mrs Thatcher, to mate her with US-based Ronald Reagan.\r\n\r\nBut Chia Chia, who lived in London Zoo, said female Prime Ministers, particularly ones like Mrs Thatcher, were not "happy omens" for giant pandas.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street insider wrote: "Diplomats saw this as a signal demonstration of the special relationship and would be very happy to time the announcement of the loan or the delivery of Mrs Thatcher in any way that the panda thought would be most likely to benefit Anglo-American relations.\r\n\r\n"They even suggested that the panda might like to take the prime minister in the back of his Concorde, when he goes to Washington next month."\r\n\r\nBut Chia Chia\'s keeper, Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk replied: "He has commented that he is not taking a Thatcher with him - \'Pandas and politicians are not happy omens!\'"\r\n\r\nThe 1981 file, released today by the National Archives, reveals a note Chia Chia wrote in blue felt tip pen.\r\n\r\nIt said: "I am not taking Mrs Thatcher with me". To emphasise his point he underlined the word "not" twice and also underlined the word "me".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe National Archives in Kew, London, holds more than 11 million official documents, many of which have been transferred from government departments and are often opened as public records after 30 years.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Panda refused to share a flight with Margaret Thatcher', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8062-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-29 12:35:16', '2017-12-29 12:35:16', '', 8062, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8062-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8066, 1, '2017-12-31 15:17:06', '2017-12-31 15:17:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bubba-vanga-spratt-e1451471928332.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2392"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bubba-vanga-spratt-e1451471928332.jpg" alt="Norfolk Nostradamus" width="600" height="328" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2392" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>World Exclusive\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk Nostradamus, Babs Vanga-Spratt, whose prophecies have captivated the world for decades because they always come true, has granted an exclusive sitting with the Suffolk Gazette to predict what lies ahead in 2016.</strong>\r\n\r\nMiss Vanga-Spratt, 87, who got her famous powers after losing her sight when she was a young girl, met with The Editor for 30 minutes at her sparsely-furnished cottage in North Walsham - and made some extraordinary predictions for the next 12 months.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe most sensational claim was that Norwich City would be relegated from the Premier League in May, passing Ipswich Town in the other direction after their promotion via the play-offs.\r\n\r\nMiss Vanga-Spratt, whose second cousin<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/homemade-chutney-recipe/" target="_blank"> Edna Spratt from Dereham</a> is known to Suffolk Gazette readers, went deathly quiet when she said Norwich\'s fall from grace was written in the stars after ex-shadow chancellor Ed Balls joined as club chairman this week.\r\n\r\nShe said Suffolk businesses would enjoy a bumper year, with Adnams, the Southwold brewery, recording record sales, while coastal estate agents would continue to profit wildly from rich Londoners snapping up second homes, forcing locals to live in tents.\r\n\r\nPerhaps her most astute prediction was about major weather events, which is not surprising given she lost her sight during a freak tornado that struck North Walsham in 1931, when dirt and grit clogged her eyes and closed them for ever.\r\n\r\nAs the Suffolk Gazette Editor sipped dandelion tea and noted every word, Miss Vanga-Spratt said: "It will get warmer in spring, then get hotter in the summer before cooling down in Autumn and getting chilly in the winter."\r\n\r\nBut one prophecy forced The Editor to choke on his tea - Miss Vanga-Spratt insisted that in June, a Greater Anglia train from Norwich to London, via Ipswich, would run on time.\r\n\r\n"Mark my words," she whispered. "It will be the most momentous feat of modern transportation: the first Greater Anglia train to run without delays, perhaps even to run at all."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAt this point The Editor began to think Miss Vanga-Spratt, who bears an uncanny resemblance to internationally-famous <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Vanga" target="_blank">blind Bulgarian mystic Baba Vanga</a>, had lost her marbles. But her last prophecy before she fell asleep, exhausted by calling upon her powers, made him sit up and take notice.\r\n\r\n"The Suffolk Gazette will continue grow its readership massively in 2016," she cooed. "And many of those readers will be delighted to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">buy The Editor a Beer</a>."\r\n\r\nCheers, and Happy New Year!', 'Norfolk Nostradamus predicts 2016 events', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2390-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-31 15:17:06', '2017-12-31 15:17:06', '', 2390, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2390-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8068, 1, '2018-01-01 12:56:40', '2018-01-01 12:56:40', '<strong>Claiming that British counties need to embrace “cool” sports, America’s National Football League (NFL) is bringing the sport to football teams in Suffolk. In a bid to replace football, American football will now be played in local stadiums.</strong>\r\n\r\nThis is all in a bid to spread what they call “true football” throughout the UK. Suffolk is only the beginning of a quest for American football supremacy.\r\n\r\nThe task has already been started, with a range of ways to <a href="https://securethoughts.com/watch-nfl-online-game-pass-blackout/">watch NFL games outside the USA</a>. But the real challenge will be getting it into schools.\r\n\r\n“We’re hoping that by 2020, British people will just be calling American football ‘football’ and their version ‘soccer,’” said Roger Goodell, head of the NFL. “By 2022, we aim to make soccer obsolete. Men’s soccer at least. In America, soccer is <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/world-cup/level-playing-field-why-usa-so-strong-womens-soccer-n385346">a women’s sport</a>.”\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/the-nfl-e1514811337144.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/the-nfl-e1514811337144.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="444" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8069" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, reactions from locals range from perplexity to indifference.\r\n\r\n“If our football team was winning the Premier League, I’d care,” said Peter Johnson, purportedly a fan of Norwich City. “As is, let the Americans have their fun.”\r\n\r\n“Isn\'t American football just <a href="https://qz.com/150577/an-average-nfl-game-more-than-100-commercials-and-just-11-minutes-of-play/">rugby with more advertisements</a>?” questioned Sally Williamson.\r\n\r\nNo one quite understands just how the NFL will work in Suffolk. Theorists suspect local soccer teams will start adding their sponsors to the official team name, playing friendlies against “real” NFL teams, and making their goalkeepers the most important players on the field.\r\n\r\nLocal rugby players are confused as to why the NFL has not approached them, choosing instead to focus on players who actually play the game with their feet, instead of those who already use their hands.\r\n\r\nMany American NFL players, for their part, are hoping to join Suffolk’s budding NFL. They say that they’re tired of the nationalism inherent to every single aspect of American life.\r\n\r\n“Sometimes you just wanna take a knee without the president getting on your back,” said Colin Kaepernick. “I mean, I love the US, but man do they hate me there. Even before the whole national anthem thing, they hated me for being African-American. I know that the UK embraces all cultures, and loves people from all around the world. That’s why they let foreigners in so easily.”\r\n\r\nWhen asked whether he was worried about the effects Brexit would have on said acceptance of foreigners, Kaepernick asked, “What’s Brexit?”\r\n\r\nRegarding the inherent differences between American and British football, American NFL players have few qualms about making it work.\r\n\r\nTom Brady said, “They’re basically the same thing right? Isn’t British football just another name for the female leagues?”\r\n\r\nWhen it was pointed out that British football is played with feet rather than hands, Brady just shrugged and said, “As long as the ball isn’t too hard, I don’t see what the trouble is.”\r\n', 'America bringing the NFL to Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'nfl-suffolk', '', '', '2018-01-01 12:56:40', '2018-01-01 12:56:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8068', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8070, 1, '2018-01-01 12:56:40', '2018-01-01 12:56:40', '<strong>Claiming that British counties need to embrace “cool” sports, America’s National Football League (NFL) is bringing the sport to football teams in Suffolk. In a bid to replace football, American football will now be played in local stadiums.</strong>\r\n\r\nThis is all in a bid to spread what they call “true football” throughout the UK. Suffolk is only the beginning of a quest for American football supremacy.\r\n\r\nThe task has already been started, with a range of ways to <a href="https://securethoughts.com/watch-nfl-online-game-pass-blackout/">watch NFL games outside the USA</a>. But the real challenge will be getting it into schools.\r\n\r\n“We’re hoping that by 2020, British people will just be calling American football ‘football’ and their version ‘soccer,’” said Roger Goodell, head of the NFL. “By 2022, we aim to make soccer obsolete. Men’s soccer at least. In America, soccer is <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/world-cup/level-playing-field-why-usa-so-strong-womens-soccer-n385346">a women’s sport</a>.”\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/the-nfl-e1514811337144.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/the-nfl-e1514811337144.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="444" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8069" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, reactions from locals range from perplexity to indifference.\r\n\r\n“If our football team was winning the Premier League, I’d care,” said Peter Johnson, purportedly a fan of Norwich City. “As is, let the Americans have their fun.”\r\n\r\n“Isn\'t American football just <a href="https://qz.com/150577/an-average-nfl-game-more-than-100-commercials-and-just-11-minutes-of-play/">rugby with more advertisements</a>?” questioned Sally Williamson.\r\n\r\nNo one quite understands just how the NFL will work in Suffolk. Theorists suspect local soccer teams will start adding their sponsors to the official team name, playing friendlies against “real” NFL teams, and making their goalkeepers the most important players on the field.\r\n\r\nLocal rugby players are confused as to why the NFL has not approached them, choosing instead to focus on players who actually play the game with their feet, instead of those who already use their hands.\r\n\r\nMany American NFL players, for their part, are hoping to join Suffolk’s budding NFL. They say that they’re tired of the nationalism inherent to every single aspect of American life.\r\n\r\n“Sometimes you just wanna take a knee without the president getting on your back,” said Colin Kaepernick. “I mean, I love the US, but man do they hate me there. Even before the whole national anthem thing, they hated me for being African-American. I know that the UK embraces all cultures, and loves people from all around the world. That’s why they let foreigners in so easily.”\r\n\r\nWhen asked whether he was worried about the effects Brexit would have on said acceptance of foreigners, Kaepernick asked, “What’s Brexit?”\r\n\r\nRegarding the inherent differences between American and British football, American NFL players have few qualms about making it work.\r\n\r\nTom Brady said, “They’re basically the same thing right? Isn’t British football just another name for the female leagues?”\r\n\r\nWhen it was pointed out that British football is played with feet rather than hands, Brady just shrugged and said, “As long as the ball isn’t too hard, I don’t see what the trouble is.”\r\n', 'America bringing the NFL to Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8068-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-01 12:56:40', '2018-01-01 12:56:40', '', 8068, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8068-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8071, 1, '2018-01-01 13:34:48', '2018-01-01 13:34:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mamil-e1514813641585.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8072" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mamil-e1514813641585.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="433" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Bernie Legge, Cycling Correspondent</strong>\n\n<strong>A middle-aged man who was given a new bicycle for Christmas has been playing on it so much that he has not yet come in for his tea.</strong>\n\nExcited Steve Walshe, 46, has been riding up and down his road in Woodbridge, Suffolk while proclaiming it was "the best Christmas ever".\n\n\n\nHis long-suffering partner Lorraine Fisher bought him the bike after he pestered her all year for a new toy.\n\nAnd Steve insisted he got all the gear to go with his slick speed machine, and now wears lycra shorts, top and a funny-looking helmet.\n\nSometimes he even wears them in bed.\n\nLorraine said: "He couldn\'t wait to take the bike out on the road. I told him to be careful of the traffic, and to come in as soon as it got dark.\n\n"But he was having so much fun he just kept going up and down the road for hours on end.\n\n"The bike has 16 gears but he only seems to be using one of them - I expect he\'ll get used to it soon."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nLorraine, 34, said BT worker Steve had missed his tea repeatedly because he is playing on his bike so much.\n\n"He\'s having fun, so that\'s the main thing," she said.\n\n"I suppose it\'s quite harmless, but the neighbours have remarked he is a little old to be playing outside for so long on his own."\n\nSteve was unable to comment as he was busy attaching a bit of cardboard to his back wheel with a clothes peg so his bicycle would sound like a motorbike.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Man with new bicycle still not home for his tea', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'new-bicycle', '', '', '2018-12-31 12:03:10', '2018-12-31 12:03:10', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8071', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8073, 1, '2018-01-01 13:34:48', '2018-01-01 13:34:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mamil-e1514813641585.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mamil-e1514813641585.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8072" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A middle-aged man who was given a new bicycle for Christmas has been playing on it so much that he has not yet come in for his tea.</strong>\r\n\r\nExcited Steve Walshe, 46, has been riding up and down his road in Woodbridge, Suffolk, while proclaiming it was "the best Christmas ever".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHis long-suffering partner Lorraine Fisher bought him the bike after he pestered her all year for a new toy.\r\n\r\nAnd Steve insisted he got all the gear to go with his slick speed machine, and now wears lycra shorts, top and a funny-looking helmet.\r\n\r\nSometimes he even wears them in bed.\r\n\r\nLorraine said: "He couldn\'t wait to take the bike out on the road. I told him to be careful of the traffic, and to come in as soon as it got dark.\r\n\r\n"But he was having so much fun he just kept going up and down the road for hours on end.\r\n\r\n"The bike has 16 gears but he only seems to be using one of them - I expect he\'ll get used to it soon."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine, 34, said BT worker Steve had missed his tea repeatedly because he is playing on his bike so much.\r\n\r\n"He\'s having fun, so that\'s the main thing," she said.\r\n\r\n"I suppose it\'s quite harmless, but the neighbours have remarked he is a little old to be playing outside for so long on his own."\r\n\r\nSteve was unable to comment as he was busy attaching a bit of cardboard to his back wheel with a clothes peg so his bicycle would sound like a motorbike.', 'Man with new bicycle still not home for tea', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8071-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-01 13:34:48', '2018-01-01 13:34:48', '', 8071, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8071-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8074, 1, '2018-01-01 13:36:06', '2018-01-01 13:36:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mamil-e1514813641585.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mamil-e1514813641585.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8072" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A middle-aged man who was given a new bicycle for Christmas has been playing on it so much that he has not yet come in for his tea.</strong>\r\n\r\nExcited Steve Walshe, 46, has been riding up and down his road in Woodbridge, Suffolk, while proclaiming it was "the best Christmas ever".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHis long-suffering partner Lorraine Fisher bought him the bike after he pestered her all year for a new toy.\r\n\r\nAnd Steve insisted he got all the gear to go with his slick speed machine, and now wears lycra shorts, top and a funny-looking helmet.\r\n\r\nSometimes he even wears them in bed.\r\n\r\nLorraine said: "He couldn\'t wait to take the bike out on the road. I told him to be careful of the traffic, and to come in as soon as it got dark.\r\n\r\n"But he was having so much fun he just kept going up and down the road for hours on end.\r\n\r\n"The bike has 16 gears but he only seems to be using one of them - I expect he\'ll get used to it soon."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine, 34, said BT worker Steve had missed his tea repeatedly because he is playing on his bike so much.\r\n\r\n"He\'s having fun, so that\'s the main thing," she said.\r\n\r\n"I suppose it\'s quite harmless, but the neighbours have remarked he is a little old to be playing outside for so long on his own."\r\n\r\nSteve was unable to comment as he was busy attaching a bit of cardboard to his back wheel with a clothes peg so his bicycle would sound like a motorbike.', 'Man with new bicycle still not home for his tea', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8071-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-01 13:36:06', '2018-01-01 13:36:06', '', 8071, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8071-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8075, 1, '2018-01-01 13:42:02', '2018-01-01 13:42:02', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mamil-e1514813641585.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mamil-e1514813641585.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8072" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A middle-aged man who was given a new bicycle for Christmas has been playing on it so much that he has not yet come in for his tea.</strong>\r\n\r\nExcited Steve Walshe, 46, has been riding up and down his road in Woodbridge, Suffolk, while proclaiming it was "the best Christmas ever".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHis long-suffering partner Lorraine Fisher bought him the bike after he pestered her all year for a new toy.\r\n\r\nAnd Steve insisted he got all the gear to go with his slick speed machine, and now wears lycra shorts, top and a funny-looking helmet.\r\n\r\nSometimes he even wears them in bed.\r\n\r\nLorraine said: "He couldn\'t wait to take the bike out on the road. I told him to be careful of the traffic, and to come in as soon as it got dark.\r\n\r\n"But he was having so much fun he just kept going up and down the road for hours on end.\r\n\r\n"The bike has 16 gears but he only seems to be using one of them - I expect he\'ll get used to it soon."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine, 34, said BT worker Steve had missed his tea repeatedly because he is playing on his bike so much.\r\n\r\n"He\'s having fun, so that\'s the main thing," she said.\r\n\r\n"I suppose it\'s quite harmless, but the neighbours have remarked he is a little old to be playing outside for so long on his own."\r\n\r\nSteve was unable to comment as he was busy attaching a bit of cardboard to his back wheel with a clothes peg so his bicycle would sound like a motorbike.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man with new bicycle still not home for his tea', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8071-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-01 13:42:02', '2018-01-01 13:42:02', '', 8071, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8071-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8076, 1, '2018-01-02 09:42:12', '2018-01-02 09:42:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe latest train fare hikes arrived bang on time today - unlike many of Greater Anglia\'s antiquated services.</strong>\r\n\r\nHard-pressed commuters were filled with joy while emptying their pockets for a 3.4% ticket increase - the biggest in five years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA quick glance down the <a href="https://twitter.com/greateranglia?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">official Greater Anglia Twitter feed</a> revealed these issues during the first rush hour back to work after the Christmas and New Year period:\r\n\r\n<strong>6.00</strong> Stansted to London Liverpool Street 14 minutes late due to earlier points failure\r\n\r\n<strong>6.33</strong> Norwich to Cambridge 12 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n<strong>6.45</strong> Norwich to Lowestoft expected to be 10 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n<strong>7.00</strong> Liverpool Street to Norwich is 10 minutes late. This is due to a fault with the signalling system.\r\n\r\n<strong>7.00</strong> Stansted to Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n<strong>7.03</strong> Stowmarket to Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n<strong>7.16</strong> Harwich Town to London 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n<strong>7.16</strong> Clacton to Colchester 4 coaches instead of 8\r\n\r\n<strong>7.30</strong> Stansted to London Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n<strong>7.30</strong> Liverpool Street to Norwich is running 10 minutes late. This is due to a fault with the signalling system. \r\n\r\n<strong>7.35</strong> Lowestoft to Norwich expected to be 10 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n<strong>7.42</strong> Liverpool Street to Hertford East 4 coaches instead of 8. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n<strong>7.47</strong> Lowestoft to Norwich cancelled due to train fault\r\n\r\n<strong>8.09</strong> Norwich to Great Yarmouth cancelled due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n<strong>8.10</strong> Liverpool Street to Stansted 8 coaches instead of 12.\r\n\r\n<strong>8.13</strong> Liverpool Street to Southend Victoria expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to another late running passenger train.\r\n\r\n<strong>8.16</strong> Southminster to Liverpool Street expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n<strong>8.39</strong> Hertford East to London Liverpool Street will be formed of 4 coaches instead of 8.\r\n\r\n<strong>8:40</strong> Liverpool Street to Stansted Airport is now expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to cows on the track. \r\n\r\n<strong>8.42</strong> Liverpool Street to Hertford East has been cancelled. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n<strong>8.46</strong> Great Yarmouth to Norwich cancelled due to a train fault\r\n\r\n<strong>9.15</strong> Stansted to Liverpool Street formed of 8 coaches instead of 12.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDespite the inconvenience across the network, Greater Anglia regularly Tweeted: "Some updates to note here... otherwise a good service is running."\r\n\r\nCommuter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk said: "I was very happy to pay 3.4% more for my service from Suffolk to London.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia does an amazing job, so what could be better than paying an absolute fortune for sod all?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia price hike arrives on time, trains don\'t', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'greater-anglia-price', '', '', '2018-01-02 09:49:54', '2018-01-02 09:49:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8076', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8077, 1, '2018-01-02 09:38:56', '2018-01-02 09:38:56', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe latest train fare hikes arrived bang on time today - unlike many of Greater Anglia\'s antiquated services.</strong>\r\n\r\nHard-pressed commuters were filled with joy while emptying their pockets for a 3.4% ticket increase - the biggest in five years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA quick glance down the <a href="https://twitter.com/greateranglia?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">official Greater Anglia Twitter feed</a> revealed these issues during the first rush hour back to work after the Christmas and New Year period:\r\n\r\n6.00 Stansted to London Liverpool Street 14 minutes late due to earlier points failure\r\n\r\n6.33 Norwich to Cambridge 12 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n6.45 Norwich to Lowestoft expected to be 10 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n7.00 Liverpool Street to Norwich is 10 minutes late. This is due to a fault with the signalling system.\r\n\r\n7.00 Stansted to Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n7.03 Stowmarket to Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n7.16 Harwich Town to London 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n7.16 Clacton to Colchester 4 coaches instead of 8\r\n\r\n7.30 Stansted to London Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n7.30 Liverpool Street to Norwich is running 10 minutes late. This is due to a fault with the signalling system. \r\n\r\n7.35 Lowestoft to Norwich expected to be 10 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n7.42 Liverpool Street to Hertford East 4 coaches instead of 8. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n7.47 Lowestoft to Norwich cancelled due to train fault\r\n\r\n8.09 Norwich to Great Yarmouth cancelled due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n8.10 Liverpool Street to Stansted 8 coaches instead of 12.\r\n\r\n8.13 Liverpool Street to Southend Victoria expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to another late running passenger train.\r\n\r\n8.16 Southminster to Liverpool Street expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n8.39 Hertford East to London Liverpool Street will be formed of 4 coaches instead of 8.\r\n\r\n8.42 Liverpool Street to Hertford East has been cancelled. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n8.46 Great Yarmouth to Norwich cancelled due to a train fault\r\n\r\n9.15 Stansted to Liverpool Street formed of 8 coaches instead of 12.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDespite the inconvenience across the network, Greater Anglia regularly Tweeted: "Some updates to note here... otherwise a good service is running."\r\n\r\nCommuter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk said: "I was very happy to pay 3.4% more for my service from Suffolk to London.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia does an amazing job, so what could be better than paying an absolute fortune for sod all?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia trains price hike arrives on time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8076-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-02 09:38:56', '2018-01-02 09:38:56', '', 8076, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8076-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8078, 1, '2018-01-02 09:42:12', '2018-01-02 09:42:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe latest train fare hikes arrived bang on time today - unlike many of Greater Anglia\'s antiquated services.</strong>\r\n\r\nHard-pressed commuters were filled with joy while emptying their pockets for a 3.4% ticket increase - the biggest in five years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA quick glance down the <a href="https://twitter.com/greateranglia?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">official Greater Anglia Twitter feed</a> revealed these issues during the first rush hour back to work after the Christmas and New Year period:\r\n\r\n6.00 Stansted to London Liverpool Street 14 minutes late due to earlier points failure\r\n\r\n6.33 Norwich to Cambridge 12 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n6.45 Norwich to Lowestoft expected to be 10 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n7.00 Liverpool Street to Norwich is 10 minutes late. This is due to a fault with the signalling system.\r\n\r\n7.00 Stansted to Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n7.03 Stowmarket to Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n7.16 Harwich Town to London 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n7.16 Clacton to Colchester 4 coaches instead of 8\r\n\r\n7.30 Stansted to London Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n7.30 Liverpool Street to Norwich is running 10 minutes late. This is due to a fault with the signalling system. \r\n\r\n7.35 Lowestoft to Norwich expected to be 10 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n7.42 Liverpool Street to Hertford East 4 coaches instead of 8. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n7.47 Lowestoft to Norwich cancelled due to train fault\r\n\r\n8.09 Norwich to Great Yarmouth cancelled due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n8.10 Liverpool Street to Stansted 8 coaches instead of 12.\r\n\r\n8.13 Liverpool Street to Southend Victoria expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to another late running passenger train.\r\n\r\n8.16 Southminster to Liverpool Street expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n8.39 Hertford East to London Liverpool Street will be formed of 4 coaches instead of 8.\r\n\r\n8:40 Liverpool Street to Stansted Airport is now expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to cows on the track. \r\n\r\n8.42 Liverpool Street to Hertford East has been cancelled. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n8.46 Great Yarmouth to Norwich cancelled due to a train fault\r\n\r\n9.15 Stansted to Liverpool Street formed of 8 coaches instead of 12.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDespite the inconvenience across the network, Greater Anglia regularly Tweeted: "Some updates to note here... otherwise a good service is running."\r\n\r\nCommuter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk said: "I was very happy to pay 3.4% more for my service from Suffolk to London.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia does an amazing job, so what could be better than paying an absolute fortune for sod all?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia price hike arrives on time, trains don\'t', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8076-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-02 09:42:12', '2018-01-02 09:42:12', '', 8076, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8076-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8079, 1, '2018-01-02 09:48:41', '2018-01-02 09:48:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nThe latest train fare hikes arrived bang on time today - unlike many of Greater Anglia\'s antiquated services.</strong>\n\nHard-pressed commuters were filled with joy while emptying their pockets for a 3.4% ticket increase - the biggest in five years.\n\n\n\nA quick glance down the <a href="https://twitter.com/greateranglia?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">official Greater Anglia Twitter feed</a> revealed these issues during the first rush hour back to work after the Christmas and New Year period:\n\n<strong>6.00</strong> Stansted to London Liverpool Street 14 minutes late due to earlier points failure\n\n<strong>6.33</strong> Norwich to Cambridge 12 minutes late due to earlier train fault\n\n<strong>6.45</strong> Norwich to Lowestoft expected to be 10 minutes late due to earlier train fault\n\n7.00 Liverpool Street to Norwich is 10 minutes late. This is due to a fault with the signalling system.\n\n7.00 Stansted to Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\n\n7.03 Stowmarket to Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\n\n7.16 Harwich Town to London 8 coaches instead of 12\n\n7.16 Clacton to Colchester 4 coaches instead of 8\n\n7.30 Stansted to London Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\n\n7.30 Liverpool Street to Norwich is running 10 minutes late. This is due to a fault with the signalling system. \n\n7.35 Lowestoft to Norwich expected to be 10 minutes late due to earlier train fault\n\n7.42 Liverpool Street to Hertford East 4 coaches instead of 8. This is due to a train fault.\n\n7.47 Lowestoft to Norwich cancelled due to train fault\n\n8.09 Norwich to Great Yarmouth cancelled due to a train fault.\n\n8.10 Liverpool Street to Stansted 8 coaches instead of 12.\n\n8.13 Liverpool Street to Southend Victoria expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to another late running passenger train.\n\n8.16 Southminster to Liverpool Street expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to a train fault.\n\n8.39 Hertford East to London Liverpool Street will be formed of 4 coaches instead of 8.\n\n8:40 Liverpool Street to Stansted Airport is now expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to cows on the track. \n\n8.42 Liverpool Street to Hertford East has been cancelled. This is due to a train fault.\n\n8.46 Great Yarmouth to Norwich cancelled due to a train fault\n\n9.15 Stansted to Liverpool Street formed of 8 coaches instead of 12.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nDespite the inconvenience across the network, Greater Anglia regularly Tweeted: "Some updates to note here... otherwise a good service is running."\n\nCommuter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk said: "I was very happy to pay 3.4% more for my service from Suffolk to London.\n\n"Greater Anglia does an amazing job, so what could be better than paying an absolute fortune for sod all?"\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia price hike arrives on time, trains don\'t', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8076-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-02 09:48:41', '2018-01-02 09:48:41', '', 8076, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8076-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8080, 1, '2018-01-02 09:49:54', '2018-01-02 09:49:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe latest train fare hikes arrived bang on time today - unlike many of Greater Anglia\'s antiquated services.</strong>\r\n\r\nHard-pressed commuters were filled with joy while emptying their pockets for a 3.4% ticket increase - the biggest in five years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA quick glance down the <a href="https://twitter.com/greateranglia?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">official Greater Anglia Twitter feed</a> revealed these issues during the first rush hour back to work after the Christmas and New Year period:\r\n\r\n<strong>6.00</strong> Stansted to London Liverpool Street 14 minutes late due to earlier points failure\r\n\r\n<strong>6.33</strong> Norwich to Cambridge 12 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n<strong>6.45</strong> Norwich to Lowestoft expected to be 10 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n<strong>7.00</strong> Liverpool Street to Norwich is 10 minutes late. This is due to a fault with the signalling system.\r\n\r\n<strong>7.00</strong> Stansted to Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n<strong>7.03</strong> Stowmarket to Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n<strong>7.16</strong> Harwich Town to London 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n<strong>7.16</strong> Clacton to Colchester 4 coaches instead of 8\r\n\r\n<strong>7.30</strong> Stansted to London Liverpool Street 8 coaches instead of 12\r\n\r\n<strong>7.30</strong> Liverpool Street to Norwich is running 10 minutes late. This is due to a fault with the signalling system. \r\n\r\n<strong>7.35</strong> Lowestoft to Norwich expected to be 10 minutes late due to earlier train fault\r\n\r\n<strong>7.42</strong> Liverpool Street to Hertford East 4 coaches instead of 8. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n<strong>7.47</strong> Lowestoft to Norwich cancelled due to train fault\r\n\r\n<strong>8.09</strong> Norwich to Great Yarmouth cancelled due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n<strong>8.10</strong> Liverpool Street to Stansted 8 coaches instead of 12.\r\n\r\n<strong>8.13</strong> Liverpool Street to Southend Victoria expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to another late running passenger train.\r\n\r\n<strong>8.16</strong> Southminster to Liverpool Street expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n<strong>8.39</strong> Hertford East to London Liverpool Street will be formed of 4 coaches instead of 8.\r\n\r\n<strong>8:40</strong> Liverpool Street to Stansted Airport is now expected to be 10 minutes late. This is due to cows on the track. \r\n\r\n<strong>8.42</strong> Liverpool Street to Hertford East has been cancelled. This is due to a train fault.\r\n\r\n<strong>8.46</strong> Great Yarmouth to Norwich cancelled due to a train fault\r\n\r\n<strong>9.15</strong> Stansted to Liverpool Street formed of 8 coaches instead of 12.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDespite the inconvenience across the network, Greater Anglia regularly Tweeted: "Some updates to note here... otherwise a good service is running."\r\n\r\nCommuter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk said: "I was very happy to pay 3.4% more for my service from Suffolk to London.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia does an amazing job, so what could be better than paying an absolute fortune for sod all?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia price hike arrives on time, trains don\'t', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8076-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-02 09:49:54', '2018-01-02 09:49:54', '', 8076, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8076-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8081, 1, '2018-01-03 17:05:14', '2018-01-03 17:05:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nazi-chemist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nazi-chemist.jpg" alt="Local chemist" width="750" height="551" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8082" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A local chemist has taken a Nazi-style interrogation course to ensure that patients get the right drugs and do not put themselves in danger.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut his plan has backfired because customers are fed up with being treated like idiots who cannot read  the label on a bottle or the instructions insert inside a packet of pills.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sent an undercover reporter to Chaplin Pharmacy in Ipswich, where the queue grew to fifty yards long as desperate customers were vetted by the chemist shining bright lights in their faces. This is what we heard:\r\n\r\nOwner, Mr Charles Chaplin: “VOT DO YOU VANT?”\r\n\r\nCowering customer: “A bottle of Day Nurse and a bottle of Night Nurse, please.”\r\n\r\n“DAY NURSE AND NIGHT NURSE? ARE YOU MAD? ZEY BOTH CONTAIN PARACETOMOL! YOU CAN HAFF ZE DAY NURSE OR ZE NIGHT NURSE. YOU CANNOT HAFF BOTH.”\r\n\r\n“But they have an advert on the telly for both...”\r\n\r\n“VEE DO NOT CARE  VOT WAS ON ZE TELLY! DAY OR NIGHT”\r\n\r\n“Day, then.”\r\n\r\n“ISS IT FOR YOU? ARE YOU TAKING ANY OTHER MEDICATIONS?\r\n\r\n“Er no, um not,  not me.”\r\n\r\n“BUT I HAFF SEEN YOU IN HERE BEFORE GETTING YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS, HAFF I NOT?”\r\n\r\n“Erm, no...I have a twin brother.”\r\n\r\n“IF YOU ARE LYING YOU WILL BE PUT BEFORE A FIRING SQUAD. ANYZINK ELSE?”\r\n\r\n“Some cold sore ointment, please. Three tubes.”\r\n\r\n“THREE? VY DO YOU NEED THREE?”\r\n\r\n“They are for the lady next door’s cousin. I suppose she wants to keep some in a drawer in case she has a blister breakout.”\r\n\r\n“ISS THE LADY NEXT DOOR’S COUSIN ON ANY OTHER MEDICATION THAT COULD REACT? HAS SHE HAD ASPIRIN IN THE LAST YEAR?”\r\n\r\n“I don’t know. I don’t know her but she is on a visit and I asked if they wanted any errands done to save them going out in the cold. Anyway, it’s none of your business.”\r\n\r\n“NONE OFF MY BUSINESS? I AM ZE PHARMACY GENERAL! SHE CAN HAVE TWO TUBES. ANYZINK ELSE?”\r\n\r\n“Ear-drops. For the man over the road.”\r\n\r\n“DOES HE HAFF EAR PAIN OR WAX BUILD-UP? IF HE HASS A PAIN HE MUST SEE HERR DOCTOR. I WILL LET YOU HAFF ZEM IF HE PROMISES TO READ THE FULL INSTRUCTIONS TVENTY TIMES. ANYZINK ELSE?”\r\n\r\n“A shower cap.”\r\n\r\n“ISS IT FOR YOU?”\r\n\r\n“No, it’s for the wife.”\r\n\r\n“ISS SHE ALREADY USING A SHOWER CAP?”\r\n\r\n“Yes, But it’s a bit old and manky.”\r\n\r\n“SHE MUST DISPOSE OFF ZE OLD SHOWER CAP BEFORE SHE STARTS USING ZE NEW ONE. AND SHE MUST NOT USE IT WHILE TAKING PARACETOMOL OR SHE COULD FALL DOWN AND DIE IN ZE SHOWER. SIDE-EFFECTS ARE CRUMPLED UP HAIR AND AN ELASTIC MARK ACROSS THE FOREHEAD. ZAT IS ALL YOU CAN HAVE FOR TODAY. GOODBYE.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOur reporter saw the queue growing as the minutes ticked by, with people coughing and sneezing over customers who just wanted plasters or condoms.\r\n\r\nOne man was screaming: “Hurry Up! I urgently need diarrhoea tablets.” But it was too late. He shat on the floor and was carted off to a concentration camp in Leiston.\r\n\r\nChaplin\'s whistleblower David Nobbs, from Stowmarket, told us: “We are under orders to ask stupid questions and we know people will lie to us about what they are taking or go to Superdrug or another chemist shop or go online for whatever makes them feel better.\r\n\r\n"Sometimes they are buying for someone else and haven’t a clue what other medicines they are taking, especially if it is for something secret like a sexually transmitted disease. But we still give them the third degree.”\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the British Pharmaceuticals Society told the Suffolk Gazette: “We have to try to protect people from themselves. VE HAFF VAYS OFF MAKING ZEM TALK. HEIL HITLER!”\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Local chemist goes on \'Nazi\' training course', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'local-chemist', '', '', '2018-01-03 17:16:44', '2018-01-03 17:16:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8081', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8083, 1, '2018-01-03 17:05:14', '2018-01-03 17:05:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nazi-chemist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nazi-chemist.jpg" alt="Local chemist" width="750" height="551" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8082" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A local chemist has taken a Nazi-style interrogation course to ensure that patients get the right drugs and do not put themselves in danger.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut his plan has backfired because customers are fed up with being treated like idiots who cannot read  the label on a bottle or the instructions insert inside a packet of pills.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sent an undercover reporter to Chaplin Pharmacy in Ipswich, where the queue grew to fifty yards long as desperate customers were vetted by the chemist shining bright lights in their faces. This is what we heard:\r\n\r\nOwner, Mr Charles Chaplin: “VOT DO YOU VANT?”\r\n\r\nCowering customer: “A bottle of Day Nurse and a bottle of Night Nurse, please.”\r\n\r\n“DAY NURSE AND NIGHT NURSE? ARE YOU MAD? ZEY BOTH CONTAIN PARACETOMOL! YOU CAN HAFF ZE DAY NURSE OR ZE NIGHT NURSE. YOU CANNOT HAFF BOTH.”\r\n\r\n“But they have an advert on the telly for both...”\r\n\r\n“VEE DO NOT CARE  VOT WAS ON ZE TELLY! DAY OR NIGHT”\r\n\r\n“Day, then.”\r\n\r\n“ISS IT FOR YOU? ARE YOU TAKING ANY OTHER MEDICATIONS?\r\n\r\n“Er no, um not,  not me.”\r\n\r\n“BUT I HAFF SEEN YOU IN HERE BEFORE GETTING YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS, HAFF I NOT?”\r\n\r\n“Erm, no...I have a twin brother.”\r\n\r\n“IF YOU ARE LYING YOU WILL BE PUT BEFORE A FIRING SQUAD. ANYZINK ELSE?”\r\n\r\n“Some cold sore ointment, please. Three tubes.”\r\n\r\n“THREE? VY DO YOU NEED THREE?”\r\n\r\n“They are for the lady next door’s cousin. I suppose she wants to keep some in a drawer in case she has a blister breakout.”\r\n\r\n“ISS THE LADY NEXT DOOR’S COUSIN ON ANY OTHER MEDICATION THAT COULD REACT? HAS SHE HAD ASPIRIN IN THE LAST YEAR?”\r\n\r\n“I don’t know. I don’t know her but she is on a visit and I asked if they wanted any errands done to save them going out in the cold. Anyway, it’s none of your business.”\r\n\r\n“NONE OFF MY BUSINESS? I AM ZE PHARMACY GENERAL! SHE CAN HAVE TWO TUBES. ANYZINK ELSE?”\r\n\r\n“Ear-drops. For the man over the road.”\r\n\r\n“DOES HE HAFF EAR PAIN OR WAX BUILD-UP? IF HE HASS A PAIN HE MUST SEE HERR DOCTOR. I WILL LET YOU HAFF ZEM IF HE PROMISES TO READ THE FULL INSTRUCTIONS TVENTY TIMES. ANYZINK ELSE?”\r\n\r\n“A shower cap.”\r\n\r\n“ISS IT FOR YOU?”\r\n\r\n“No, it’s for the wife.”\r\n\r\n“ISS SHE ALREADY USING A SHOWER CAP?”\r\n\r\n“Yes, But it’s a bit old and manky.”\r\n\r\n“SHE MUST DISPOSE OFF ZE OLD SHOWER CAP BEFORE SHE STARTS USING ZE NEW ONE. AND SHE MUST NOT USE IT WHILE TAKING PARACETOMOL OR SHE COULD FALL DOWN AND DIE IN ZE SHOWER. SIDE-EFFECTS ARE CRUMPLED UP HAIR AND AN ELASTIC MARK ACROSS THE FOREHEAD. ZAT IS ALL YOU CAN HAVE FOR TODAY. GOODBYE.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOur reporter saw the queue growing as the minutes ticked by, with people coughing and sneezing over customers who just wanted plasters or condoms.\r\n\r\nOne man was screaming: “Hurry Up! I urgently need diarrhoea tablets.” But it was too late. He shat on the floor and was carted off to a concentration camp in Leiston.\r\n\r\nChaplin\'s whistleblower David Nobbs, from Stowmarket, told us: “We are under orders to ask stupid questions and we know people will lie to us about what they are taking or go to Superdrug or another chemist shop or go online for whatever makes them feel better.\r\n\r\n"Sometimes they are buying for someone else and haven’t a clue what other medicines they are taking, especially if it is for something secret like a sexually transmitted disease. But we still give them the third degree.”\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the British Pharmaceuticals Society told the Suffolk Gazette: “We have to try to protect people from themselves. VE HAFF VAYS OFF MAKING ZEM TALK. HEIL HITLER!”', 'Local chemist goes on \'Nazi\' training course', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8081-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-03 17:05:14', '2018-01-03 17:05:14', '', 8081, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8081-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8084, 1, '2018-01-03 17:16:40', '2018-01-03 17:16:40', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nazi-chemist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nazi-chemist.jpg" alt="Local chemist" width="750" height="551" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8082" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A local chemist has taken a Nazi-style interrogation course to ensure that patients get the right drugs and do not put themselves in danger.</strong>\n\nBut his plan has backfired because customers are fed up with being treated like idiots who cannot read  the label on a bottle or the instructions insert inside a packet of pills.\n\n\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette sent an undercover reporter to Chaplin Pharmacy in Ipswich, where the queue grew to fifty yards long as desperate customers were vetted by the chemist shining bright lights in their faces. This is what we heard:\n\nOwner, Mr Charles Chaplin: “VOT DO YOU VANT?”\n\nCowering customer: “A bottle of Day Nurse and a bottle of Night Nurse, please.”\n\n“DAY NURSE AND NIGHT NURSE? ARE YOU MAD? ZEY BOTH CONTAIN PARACETOMOL! YOU CAN HAFF ZE DAY NURSE OR ZE NIGHT NURSE. YOU CANNOT HAFF BOTH.”\n\n“But they have an advert on the telly for both...”\n\n“VEE DO NOT CARE  VOT WAS ON ZE TELLY! DAY OR NIGHT”\n\n“Day, then.”\n\n“ISS IT FOR YOU? ARE YOU TAKING ANY OTHER MEDICATIONS?\n\n“Er no, um not,  not me.”\n\n“BUT I HAFF SEEN YOU IN HERE BEFORE GETTING YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS, HAFF I NOT?”\n\n“Erm, no...I have a twin brother.”\n\n“IF YOU ARE LYING YOU WILL BE PUT BEFORE A FIRING SQUAD. ANYZINK ELSE?”\n\n“Some cold sore ointment, please. Three tubes.”\n\n“THREE? VY DO YOU NEED THREE?”\n\n“They are for the lady next door’s cousin. I suppose she wants to keep some in a drawer in case she has a blister breakout.”\n\n“ISS THE LADY NEXT DOOR’S COUSIN ON ANY OTHER MEDICATION THAT COULD REACT? HAS SHE HAD ASPIRIN IN THE LAST YEAR?”\n\n“I don’t know. I don’t know her but she is on a visit and I asked if they wanted any errands done to save them going out in the cold. Anyway, it’s none of your business.”\n\n“NONE OFF MY BUSINESS? I AM ZE PHARMACY GENERAL! SHE CAN HAVE TWO TUBES. ANYZINK ELSE?”\n\n“Ear-drops. For the man over the road.”\n\n“DOES HE HAFF EAR PAIN OR WAX BUILD-UP? IF HE HASS A PAIN HE MUST SEE HERR DOCTOR. I WILL LET YOU HAFF ZEM IF HE PROMISES TO READ THE FULL INSTRUCTIONS TVENTY TIMES. ANYZINK ELSE?”\n\n“A shower cap.”\n\n“ISS IT FOR YOU?”\n\n“No, it’s for the wife.”\n\n“ISS SHE ALREADY USING A SHOWER CAP?”\n\n“Yes, But it’s a bit old and manky.”\n\n“SHE MUST DISPOSE OFF ZE OLD SHOWER CAP BEFORE SHE STARTS USING ZE NEW ONE. AND SHE MUST NOT USE IT WHILE TAKING PARACETOMOL OR SHE COULD FALL DOWN AND DIE IN ZE SHOWER. SIDE-EFFECTS ARE CRUMPLED UP HAIR AND AN ELASTIC MARK ACROSS THE FOREHEAD. ZAT IS ALL YOU CAN HAVE FOR TODAY. GOODBYE.”\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nOur reporter saw the queue growing as the minutes ticked by, with people coughing and sneezing over customers who just wanted plasters or condoms.\n\nOne man was screaming: “Hurry Up! I urgently need diarrhoea tablets.” But it was too late. He shat on the floor and was carted off to a concentration camp in Leiston.\n\nChaplin\'s whistleblower David Nobbs, from Stowmarket, told us: “We are under orders to ask stupid questions and we know people will lie to us about what they are taking or go to Superdrug or another chemist shop or go online for whatever makes them feel better.\n\n"Sometimes they are buying for someone else and haven’t a clue what other medicines they are taking, especially if it is for something secret like a sexually transmitted disease. But we still give them the third degree.”\n\nA spokesman for the British Pharmaceuticals Society told the Suffolk Gazette: “We have to try to protect people from themselves. VE HAFF VAYS OFF MAKING ZEM TALK. HEIL HITLER!”\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Local chemist goes on \'Nazi\' training course', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8081-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-03 17:16:40', '2018-01-03 17:16:40', '', 8081, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8081-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8085, 1, '2018-01-03 17:16:44', '2018-01-03 17:16:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nazi-chemist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nazi-chemist.jpg" alt="Local chemist" width="750" height="551" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8082" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A local chemist has taken a Nazi-style interrogation course to ensure that patients get the right drugs and do not put themselves in danger.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut his plan has backfired because customers are fed up with being treated like idiots who cannot read  the label on a bottle or the instructions insert inside a packet of pills.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sent an undercover reporter to Chaplin Pharmacy in Ipswich, where the queue grew to fifty yards long as desperate customers were vetted by the chemist shining bright lights in their faces. This is what we heard:\r\n\r\nOwner, Mr Charles Chaplin: “VOT DO YOU VANT?”\r\n\r\nCowering customer: “A bottle of Day Nurse and a bottle of Night Nurse, please.”\r\n\r\n“DAY NURSE AND NIGHT NURSE? ARE YOU MAD? ZEY BOTH CONTAIN PARACETOMOL! YOU CAN HAFF ZE DAY NURSE OR ZE NIGHT NURSE. YOU CANNOT HAFF BOTH.”\r\n\r\n“But they have an advert on the telly for both...”\r\n\r\n“VEE DO NOT CARE  VOT WAS ON ZE TELLY! DAY OR NIGHT”\r\n\r\n“Day, then.”\r\n\r\n“ISS IT FOR YOU? ARE YOU TAKING ANY OTHER MEDICATIONS?\r\n\r\n“Er no, um not,  not me.”\r\n\r\n“BUT I HAFF SEEN YOU IN HERE BEFORE GETTING YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS, HAFF I NOT?”\r\n\r\n“Erm, no...I have a twin brother.”\r\n\r\n“IF YOU ARE LYING YOU WILL BE PUT BEFORE A FIRING SQUAD. ANYZINK ELSE?”\r\n\r\n“Some cold sore ointment, please. Three tubes.”\r\n\r\n“THREE? VY DO YOU NEED THREE?”\r\n\r\n“They are for the lady next door’s cousin. I suppose she wants to keep some in a drawer in case she has a blister breakout.”\r\n\r\n“ISS THE LADY NEXT DOOR’S COUSIN ON ANY OTHER MEDICATION THAT COULD REACT? HAS SHE HAD ASPIRIN IN THE LAST YEAR?”\r\n\r\n“I don’t know. I don’t know her but she is on a visit and I asked if they wanted any errands done to save them going out in the cold. Anyway, it’s none of your business.”\r\n\r\n“NONE OFF MY BUSINESS? I AM ZE PHARMACY GENERAL! SHE CAN HAVE TWO TUBES. ANYZINK ELSE?”\r\n\r\n“Ear-drops. For the man over the road.”\r\n\r\n“DOES HE HAFF EAR PAIN OR WAX BUILD-UP? IF HE HASS A PAIN HE MUST SEE HERR DOCTOR. I WILL LET YOU HAFF ZEM IF HE PROMISES TO READ THE FULL INSTRUCTIONS TVENTY TIMES. ANYZINK ELSE?”\r\n\r\n“A shower cap.”\r\n\r\n“ISS IT FOR YOU?”\r\n\r\n“No, it’s for the wife.”\r\n\r\n“ISS SHE ALREADY USING A SHOWER CAP?”\r\n\r\n“Yes, But it’s a bit old and manky.”\r\n\r\n“SHE MUST DISPOSE OFF ZE OLD SHOWER CAP BEFORE SHE STARTS USING ZE NEW ONE. AND SHE MUST NOT USE IT WHILE TAKING PARACETOMOL OR SHE COULD FALL DOWN AND DIE IN ZE SHOWER. SIDE-EFFECTS ARE CRUMPLED UP HAIR AND AN ELASTIC MARK ACROSS THE FOREHEAD. ZAT IS ALL YOU CAN HAVE FOR TODAY. GOODBYE.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOur reporter saw the queue growing as the minutes ticked by, with people coughing and sneezing over customers who just wanted plasters or condoms.\r\n\r\nOne man was screaming: “Hurry Up! I urgently need diarrhoea tablets.” But it was too late. He shat on the floor and was carted off to a concentration camp in Leiston.\r\n\r\nChaplin\'s whistleblower David Nobbs, from Stowmarket, told us: “We are under orders to ask stupid questions and we know people will lie to us about what they are taking or go to Superdrug or another chemist shop or go online for whatever makes them feel better.\r\n\r\n"Sometimes they are buying for someone else and haven’t a clue what other medicines they are taking, especially if it is for something secret like a sexually transmitted disease. But we still give them the third degree.”\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the British Pharmaceuticals Society told the Suffolk Gazette: “We have to try to protect people from themselves. VE HAFF VAYS OFF MAKING ZEM TALK. HEIL HITLER!”\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Local chemist goes on \'Nazi\' training course', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8081-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-03 17:16:44', '2018-01-03 17:16:44', '', 8081, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8081-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8086, 1, '2018-01-04 17:56:26', '2018-01-04 17:56:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rail-replacement-bus-service-e1515088453182.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rail-replacement-bus-service-e1515088453182.jpg" alt="Rail replacement bus service" width="750" height="562" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8087" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nTrain bosses insist they had to raise ticket prices in order to hire more rail replacement bus services.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey say customers will be delighted to pay record fares once they realise a comfy bus replacement is waiting in the station car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Train Industry Transport Society (TITS), which represents rail operators like Southern trains and Greater Anglia, said: "Hiring a rail replacement bus service is not cheap - it costs us a lot of money.\r\n\r\n"Not as much money as running a train, but let\'s not get bogged down in figures.\r\n\r\n"The point is, if our customers want to get from A to B they should not expect to get on a train, but on a bus.\r\n\r\n"And as we need more buses because our trains are shit and the network is screwed, we have to spend more money so the tickets need to go up.\r\n\r\n"Instead of moaning, passengers should be pleased to be on a freezing bus with misted-up windows as it trundles from one random rural station to another for hours on end."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut passenger groups were, for some reason, not so keen about more rail replacement bus services.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who travels regularly between Suffolk and London using the Greater Anglia "service", said it was outrageous.\r\n\r\n"We have so many rail replacement buses - every weekend and Bank Holiday for years, seemingly - that we should be getting a reduction in ticket prices, not a record increase."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has put its prices up by 3.4 per cent, the highest rise for five years.\r\n\r\nOnly one group is pleased with the latest developments - and they are all <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rail-replacement-bus-driver/">rail replacement bus drivers like award-winning Gerald Jenkins</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Rail passengers delighted as ticket hike funds more replacement buses', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rail-replacement-bus', '', '', '2018-01-04 18:00:13', '2018-01-04 18:00:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8086', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8087, 1, '2018-01-04 17:53:02', '2018-01-04 17:53:02', 'Train bosses say passengers are delighted to pay record ticket increases to fund more rail replacement buses', 'rail replacement bus service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rail-replacement-bus-service-2', '', '', '2018-01-04 17:53:49', '2018-01-04 17:53:49', '', 8086, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8088, 1, '2018-01-04 17:56:26', '2018-01-04 17:56:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rail-replacement-bus-service-e1515088453182.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rail-replacement-bus-service-e1515088453182.jpg" alt="Rail replacement bus service" width="750" height="562" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8087" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nTrain bosses insist they had to raise ticket prices in order to hire more rail replacement bus services.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey say customers will be delighted to pay record fares once they realise a comfy bus replacement is waiting in the station car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Train Industry Transport Society (TITS), which represents rail operators like Southern trains and Greater Anglia, said: "Hiring a rail replacement bus service is not cheap - it costs us a lot of money.\r\n\r\n"Not as much money as running a train, but let\'s not get bogged down in figures.\r\n\r\n"The point is, if our customers want to get from A to B they should not expect to get on a train, but on a bus.\r\n\r\n"And as we need more buses because our trains are shit and the network is screwed, we have to spend more money so the tickets need to go up.\r\n\r\n"Instead of moaning, passengers should be pleased to be on a freezing bus with misted-up windows as it trundles from one random rural station to another."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut passenger groups were, for some reason, not so keen about more rail replacement bus services.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who travels regularly between Suffolk and London using the Greater Anglia "service", said it was outrageous.\r\n\r\n"We have so many rail replacement buses - every weekend and Bank Holiday for years, seemingly - that we should be getting a reduction in ticket prices, not a record increase."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has put its prices up by 3.4 per cent, the highest rise for five years.\r\n\r\nOnly one group is pleased with the latest developments - and they are all <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rail-replacement-bus-driver/">rail replacement bus drivers like award-winning Gerald Jenkins</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Rail passengers delighted as ticket hike funds more replacement buses', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8086-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-04 17:56:26', '2018-01-04 17:56:26', '', 8086, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8086-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8089, 1, '2018-01-04 18:00:09', '2018-01-04 18:00:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rail-replacement-bus-service-e1515088453182.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rail-replacement-bus-service-e1515088453182.jpg" alt="Rail replacement bus service" width="750" height="562" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8087" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nTrain bosses insist they had to raise ticket prices in order to hire more rail replacement bus services.</strong>\n\nThey say customers will be delighted to pay record fares once they realise a comfy bus replacement is waiting in the station car park.\n\n\n\nA spokesman for Train Industry Transport Society (TITS), which represents rail operators like Southern trains and Greater Anglia, said: "Hiring a rail replacement bus service is not cheap - it costs us a lot of money.\n\n"Not as much money as running a train, but let\'s not get bogged down in figures.\n\n"The point is, if our customers want to get from A to B they should not expect to get on a train, but on a bus.\n\n"And as we need more buses because our trains are shit and the network is screwed, we have to spend more money so the tickets need to go up.\n\n"Instead of moaning, passengers should be pleased to be on a freezing bus with misted-up windows as it trundles from one random rural station to another for hours on end."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBut passenger groups were, for some reason, not so keen about more rail replacement bus services.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who travels regularly between Suffolk and London using the Greater Anglia "service", said it was outrageous.\n\n"We have so many rail replacement buses - every weekend and Bank Holiday for years, seemingly - that we should be getting a reduction in ticket prices, not a record increase."\n\nGreater Anglia has put its prices up by 3.4 per cent, the highest rise for five years.\n\nOnly one group is pleased with the latest developments - and they are all <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rail-replacement-bus-driver/">rail replacement bus drivers like award-winning Gerald Jenkins</a>.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Rail passengers delighted as ticket hike funds more replacement buses', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8086-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-04 18:00:09', '2018-01-04 18:00:09', '', 8086, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8086-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8090, 1, '2018-01-04 18:00:13', '2018-01-04 18:00:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rail-replacement-bus-service-e1515088453182.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rail-replacement-bus-service-e1515088453182.jpg" alt="Rail replacement bus service" width="750" height="562" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8087" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nTrain bosses insist they had to raise ticket prices in order to hire more rail replacement bus services.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey say customers will be delighted to pay record fares once they realise a comfy bus replacement is waiting in the station car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Train Industry Transport Society (TITS), which represents rail operators like Southern trains and Greater Anglia, said: "Hiring a rail replacement bus service is not cheap - it costs us a lot of money.\r\n\r\n"Not as much money as running a train, but let\'s not get bogged down in figures.\r\n\r\n"The point is, if our customers want to get from A to B they should not expect to get on a train, but on a bus.\r\n\r\n"And as we need more buses because our trains are shit and the network is screwed, we have to spend more money so the tickets need to go up.\r\n\r\n"Instead of moaning, passengers should be pleased to be on a freezing bus with misted-up windows as it trundles from one random rural station to another for hours on end."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut passenger groups were, for some reason, not so keen about more rail replacement bus services.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who travels regularly between Suffolk and London using the Greater Anglia "service", said it was outrageous.\r\n\r\n"We have so many rail replacement buses - every weekend and Bank Holiday for years, seemingly - that we should be getting a reduction in ticket prices, not a record increase."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has put its prices up by 3.4 per cent, the highest rise for five years.\r\n\r\nOnly one group is pleased with the latest developments - and they are all <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rail-replacement-bus-driver/">rail replacement bus drivers like award-winning Gerald Jenkins</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Rail passengers delighted as ticket hike funds more replacement buses', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8086-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-04 18:00:13', '2018-01-04 18:00:13', '', 8086, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8086-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8091, 1, '2018-01-04 18:42:33', '2018-01-04 18:42:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/trump-button.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/trump-button.jpg" alt="Trump button" width="1024" height="633" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8092" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>President Trump insists his suit buttons are bigger than Kim Jong-un\'s buttons, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe American President slapped down the North Korean leader by showing off his huge buttons in Washington today.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un had claimed the button on his shiny suit could be done up at any time he wanted.\r\n\r\nBut Mr Trump, who has had enough of North Korea\'s fastener outrages, hit back with some school playground tit-for-tat baiting.\r\n\r\nA White House insider said: "The President wanted to make it perfectly clear that his button was bigger than Kim Jong-un\'s button.\r\n\r\n"To prove it, he paraded in front of the cameras on the White House lawn today, showing off his ridiculously huge buttons.\r\n\r\n"The buttons are massive - about the same size of Jong-un\'s haircut.\r\n\r\n"We\'re now all waiting for Kim Jong-un to come out with even bigger buttons, but we\'re not worried because his won\'t work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome clothing experts are concerned that Mr Trump is able to access his buttons so easily.\r\n\r\nOne said: "It could put the world in peril if he got hold of one of the buttons and released it.\r\n\r\n"It would be safer for us all if Mr Trump and irresponsible world leaders like the North Korean chap just wore jumpers instead."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the North Korean regime said: "There can be no doubt that the Dear Leader has the biggest button in the world - he needs it to keep his fecking trousers up."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Trump proves he has bigger buttons than Kim Jong-un', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'trump-button', '', '', '2018-01-04 18:53:24', '2018-01-04 18:53:24', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8091', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8093, 1, '2018-01-04 18:42:33', '2018-01-04 18:42:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/trump-button.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/trump-button.jpg" alt="Trump button" width="1024" height="633" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8092" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>President Trump insists his suit buttons are bigger than Kim Jong-un\'s buttons, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe American President slapped down the North Korean leader by showing off his huge buttons in Washington today.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un had claimed the button on his shiny suit could be done up at any time he wanted.\r\n\r\nBut Mr Trump, who has had enough of North Korea\'s fastener outrages, hit back with some school playground tit-for-tat baiting.\r\n\r\nA White House insider said: "The President wanted to make it perfectly clear that his button was bigger than Kim Jong-un\'s button.\r\n\r\n"To prove it, he paraded in front of the cameras on the White House lawn today, showing off his ridiculously huge buttons.\r\n\r\n"The buttons are massive - about the same size of Jong-un\'s haircut.\r\n\r\n"We\'re now all waiting for Kim Jong-un to come out with even bigger buttons, but we\'re not worried because his won\'t work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome clothing experts are concerned that Mr Trump is able to access his buttons so easily.\r\n\r\nOne said: "It could put the world in peril if he got hold of one of the buttons and released it.\r\n\r\n"It would be safer for us all if Mr Trump and irresponsible world leaders like the North Korean chap just wore jumpers instead."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Trump proves he has bigger buttons than Kim Jong-un', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8091-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-04 18:42:33', '2018-01-04 18:42:33', '', 8091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8091-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8094, 1, '2018-01-04 18:52:43', '2018-01-04 18:52:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/trump-button.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/trump-button.jpg" alt="Trump button" width="1024" height="633" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8092" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>President Trump insists his suit buttons are bigger than Kim Jong-un\'s buttons, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe American President slapped down the North Korean leader by showing off his huge buttons in Washington today.\n\n\n\nMr Jong-un had claimed the button on his shiny suit could be done up at any time he wanted.\n\nBut Mr Trump, who has had enough of North Korea\'s fastener outrages, hit back with some school playground tit-for-tat baiting.\n\nA White House insider said: "The President wanted to make it perfectly clear that his button was bigger than Kim Jong-un\'s button.\n\n"To prove it, he paraded in front of the cameras on the White House lawn today, showing off his ridiculously huge buttons.\n\n"The buttons are massive - about the same size of Jong-un\'s haircut.\n\n"We\'re now all waiting for Kim Jong-un to come out with even bigger buttons, but we\'re not worried because his won\'t work."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSome clothing experts are concerned that Mr Trump is able to access his buttons so easily.\n\nOne said: "It could put the world in peril if he got hold of one of the buttons and released it.\n\n"It would be safer for us all if Mr Trump and irresponsible world leaders like the North Korean chap just wore jumpers instead."\n\nA spokesman for the North Korean regime sa\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Trump proves he has bigger buttons than Kim Jong-un', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8091-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-04 18:52:43', '2018-01-04 18:52:43', '', 8091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8091-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8095, 1, '2018-01-04 18:53:24', '2018-01-04 18:53:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/trump-button.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/trump-button.jpg" alt="Trump button" width="1024" height="633" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8092" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>President Trump insists his suit buttons are bigger than Kim Jong-un\'s buttons, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe American President slapped down the North Korean leader by showing off his huge buttons in Washington today.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un had claimed the button on his shiny suit could be done up at any time he wanted.\r\n\r\nBut Mr Trump, who has had enough of North Korea\'s fastener outrages, hit back with some school playground tit-for-tat baiting.\r\n\r\nA White House insider said: "The President wanted to make it perfectly clear that his button was bigger than Kim Jong-un\'s button.\r\n\r\n"To prove it, he paraded in front of the cameras on the White House lawn today, showing off his ridiculously huge buttons.\r\n\r\n"The buttons are massive - about the same size of Jong-un\'s haircut.\r\n\r\n"We\'re now all waiting for Kim Jong-un to come out with even bigger buttons, but we\'re not worried because his won\'t work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome clothing experts are concerned that Mr Trump is able to access his buttons so easily.\r\n\r\nOne said: "It could put the world in peril if he got hold of one of the buttons and released it.\r\n\r\n"It would be safer for us all if Mr Trump and irresponsible world leaders like the North Korean chap just wore jumpers instead."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the North Korean regime said: "There can be no doubt that the Dear Leader has the biggest button in the world - he needs it to keep his fecking trousers up."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Trump proves he has bigger buttons than Kim Jong-un', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8091-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-04 18:53:24', '2018-01-04 18:53:24', '', 8091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8091-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8096, 1, '2018-01-05 11:04:50', '2018-01-05 11:04:50', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members still living in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshire, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since King Edmund died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ.\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk louts from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\nEdmund was regarded as the patron saint of England in the Middle Ages, but has since been usurped by St George, who was known for killing dragons close to his Turkish home.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-05 11:04:50', '2018-01-05 11:04:50', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8097, 1, '2018-01-05 11:07:52', '2018-01-05 11:07:52', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members still living in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshire, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since King Edmund died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ (<em>see startling CCTV picture of home being tied up and shot with arrows</em>).\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk louts from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\nEdmund was regarded as the patron saint of England in the Middle Ages, but has since been usurped by St George, who was known for killing dragons close to his Turkish home.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-05 11:07:52', '2018-01-05 11:07:52', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8098, 1, '2018-01-05 11:09:14', '2018-01-05 11:09:14', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members still living in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshire, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since King Edmund died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ (<em>see startling CCTV picture of poor old Edmund being tied up and shot with arrows</em>).\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk louts from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\nEdmund was regarded as the patron saint of England in the Middle Ages, but has since been usurped by St George, who was known for killing dragons close to his Turkish home.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-05 11:09:14', '2018-01-05 11:09:14', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8099, 1, '2018-01-05 11:19:43', '2018-01-05 11:19:43', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members still living in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshire, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since King Edmund died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ (<em>see startling CCTV picture of poor old Edmund being tied up and shot with arrows</em>).\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk louts from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\nEdmund was regarded as the patron saint of England in the Middle Ages, but has since been usurped by St George, who was known for killing dragons close to his Turkish home.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-05 11:19:43', '2018-01-05 11:19:43', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8101, 1, '2018-01-07 12:56:22', '2018-01-07 12:56:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ipswich-fans.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ipswich-fans.jpg" alt="Ipswich fans FA Cup final" width="700" height="441" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8102" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town lost in the FA Cup so they could concentrate on finishing in a boring mid-table league position again, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nManager Mick McCarthy\'s tactics ensured the Tractor Boys lost in the third round of the FA Cup for the EIGHTH year running.\r\n\r\nNow Ipswich can spend the rest of the season with absolutely nothing to play for, probably finishing anywhere from 12th to 15th in the Championship.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFans were perplexed why their team, playing at home against a Sheffield United side that had made eight changes, could not even get one shot on target in the whole 90 minutes.\r\n\r\nThey were further surprised that in-form striker Joe Garner was left on the bench throughout while Freddie Sears, who has not scored for 15 years, led the front line for the whole game.\r\n\r\nYoung prospects were left out of the squad and even a new striker from Ireland was not given any game time as Ipswich huffed and puffed to a tedious 1-0 defeat.\r\n\r\nBut now McCarthy has made clear that avoiding any further FA Cup distractions - especially in the 40th anniversary year of Ipswich winning the trophy - means everyone can now concentrate on being bored rigid.\r\n\r\nHe told hacks at the post-match press conference he was "pleased" with the performance.\r\n\r\nNow we know why - because he can make life as an Ipswich fan as interesting and inspiring as Delia Smith\'s cooking.\r\n\r\nSupporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We have been in the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-town-long-service-award/">Championship for 15 years in a row</a> and we are bored out of our skulls watching dull, percentage football.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"We specialise in finishing mid-table with no promotion-pushing excitement, and no relegation-fearing excitement whatsoever.\r\n\r\n"But praise the Lord! McCarthy has yet again made sure we do not have any fun in the FA Cup because he detests the competition, which he sees as a distraction.\r\n\r\n"What is it distracting us from, exactly? It\'s distracting us from the tedium of following a team that is going nowhere, that\'s what."\r\n\r\nLosing in the FA Cup third round also ensures Ipswich Town do not get any extra gate receipts or television money.\r\n\r\nHowever, canny club bosses will cover that certainty by selling some of their best players, including centre back Tommy Smith, who will be leaving for Colorado.', 'Ipswich dumped out of FA Cup to concentrate on mid-table finish', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-dumped-cup-concentrate-mid-table-finish', '', '', '2018-01-28 20:43:57', '2018-01-28 20:43:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8101', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8103, 1, '2018-01-07 12:56:22', '2018-01-07 12:56:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ipswich-fans.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ipswich-fans.jpg" alt="Ipswich fans FA Cup final" width="700" height="441" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8102" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town lost in the FA Cup so they could concentrate on finishing in a boring mid-table league position again, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nManager Mick McCarthy\'s tactics ensured the Tractor Boys lost in the third round of the FA Cup for the EIGHTH year running.\r\n\r\nNow Ipswich can spend the rest of the season with absolutely nothing to play for, probably finishing anywhere from 12th to 15th in the Championship.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFans were perplexed why their team, playing at home against a Sheffield United side that had made eight changes, could not even get one shot on target in the whole 90 minutes.\r\n\r\nThey were further surprised that in-form striker Joe Garner was left on the bench throughout while Freddie Sears, who has not scored for 15 years, led the front line for the whole game.\r\n\r\nYoung prospects were left out of the squad and even a new striker from Ireland was not given any game time as Ipswich huffed and puffed to a tedious 1-0 defeat.\r\n\r\nBut now McCarthy has made clear that avoiding any further FA Cup distractions - especially in the 40th anniversary year of Ipswich winning the trophy - means everyone can now concentrate on being bored rigid.\r\n\r\nHe told hacks at the post-match press conference he was "pleased" with the performance.\r\n\r\nNow we know why - because he can make life as an Ipswich fan as interesting and inspiring as Delia Smith\'s cooking.\r\n\r\nSupporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We have been in the Championship for 15 years in a row and we are bored out of our skulls watching dull, percentage football.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"We specialise in finishing mid-table with no promotion-pushing excitement, and no relegation-fearing excitement whatsoever.\r\n\r\n"But praise the Lord! McCarthy has yet again made sure we do not have any fun in the FA Cup because he detests the competition, which he sees as a distraction.\r\n\r\n"What is it distracting us from, exactly? It\'s distracting us from the tedium of following a team that is going nowhere, that\'s what."\r\n\r\nLosing in the FA Cup third round also ensures Ipswich Town do not get any extra gate receipts or television money.\r\n\r\nHowever, canny club bosses will cover that certainty by selling some of their best players, including centre back Tommy Smith, who will be leaving for Colorado.', 'Ipswich dumped out of FA Cup to concentrate on mid-table finish', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8101-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-07 12:56:22', '2018-01-07 12:56:22', '', 8101, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8101-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8104, 1, '2018-01-08 09:42:21', '2018-01-08 09:42:21', '<strong>Following news that Aspall cider has been snapped up by American giant Molson Coors for £40 million, it has emerged another leading Suffolk business is being targeted by the Americans.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette, Britain\'s favourite local newspaper, has been approached by US-based The Onion in a £9.99 hostile takeover bid.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Aspall deal shocked Suffolk consumers over the weekend, but news that The Onion, America\'s huge satirical website, is after the Suffolk Gazette is a real blow to the community.\r\n\r\nResidents value the independence and factual reporting of the Suffolk Gazette, which has published all the goings on in the county, and a few from Norfolk, on its website for hundreds of years.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newspaper said: "We can confirm that <a href="https://www.theonion.com/">The Onion</a> has made an approach to purchase the Suffolk Gazette and all its assets for £9.99.\r\n\r\n"This amount includes the Suffolk Gazette\'s debt, which amounts to an unpaid bar tab at the Greyhound Public house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"The board of the Suffolk Gazette does not want to sell the newspaper, but is happy for The Onion to pay the bar bill."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/american-giant.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/american-giant.jpg" alt="American giant targets Suffolk Gazette" width="960" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8106" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nRecords at Companies House indicate the Suffolk Gazette turned over £2.99 last year with a gross profit of £1.05, making The Onion\'s £9.99 valuation a fair one.\r\n\r\nBut staff at the Ipswich-based media empire believe it will be a terrible decision to allow The Onion to take over.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCrime correspondent Hugh Dunnett, speaking on condition of anonymity, said: "The Americans would ruin the Suffolk Gazette. They don\'t really get the British humour. They even spell humour humor.\r\n\r\n"We will consider taking strike action if this goes ahead. We are fully behind the editor, except when he has had five pints of Adnams and a curry."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is famous for cutting-edge exclusives such as <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">\'Seagull rips off nude sunbather\'s tesicle\'</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">\'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl\'</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'American giant targets much-loved Suffolk business', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'american-giant', '', '', '2018-01-08 09:48:57', '2018-01-08 09:48:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8104', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8105, 1, '2018-01-08 09:42:21', '2018-01-08 09:42:21', '<strong>Following news that Aspall cider has been snapped up by American giant Molson Coors for £40 million, it has emerged another leading Suffolk business is being targeted by the Americans.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette, Britain\'s favourite local newspaper, has been approached by US-based The Onion in a £9.99 hostile takeover bid.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Aspall deal shocked Suffolk consumers over the weekend, but news that The Onion, America\'s huge satirical website, is after the Suffolk Gazette is a real blow to the community.\r\n\r\nResidents value the independence and factual reporting of the Suffolk Gazette, which has published all the goings on in the county, and a few from Norfolk, on its website for hundreds of years.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newspaper said: "We can confirm that <a href="https://www.theonion.com/">The Onion</a> has made an approach to purchase the Suffolk Gazette and all its assets for £9.99.\r\n\r\n"This amount includes the Suffolk Gazette\'s debt, which amounts to an unpaid bar tab at the Greyhound Public house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"The board of the Suffolk Gazette does not want to sell the newspaper, but is happy for The Onion to pay the bar bill."\r\n\r\nRecords at Companies House indicate the Suffolk Gazette turned over £2.99 last year with a gross profit of £1.05, making The Onion\'s £9.99 valuation a fair one.\r\n\r\nBut staff at the Ipswich-based media empire believe it will be a terrible decision to allow The Onion to take over.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCrime correspondent Hugh Dunnett, speaking on condition of anonymity, said: "The Americans would ruin the Suffolk Gazette. They don\'t really get the British humour. They even spell humour humor.\r\n\r\n"We will consider taking strike action if this goes ahead. We are fully behind the editor, except when he has had five pints of Adnams and a curry."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is famous for cutting-edge exclusives such as <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">\'Seagull rips off nude sunbather\'s tesicle\'</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">\'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl\'</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'American giant targets much-loved Suffolk business', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8104-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-08 09:42:21', '2018-01-08 09:42:21', '', 8104, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8104-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8107, 1, '2018-01-08 09:48:47', '2018-01-08 09:48:47', '<strong>Following news that Aspall cider has been snapped up by American giant Molson Coors for £40 million, it has emerged another leading Suffolk business is being targeted by the Americans.</strong>\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette, Britain\'s favourite local newspaper, has been approached by US-based The Onion in a £9.99 hostile takeover bid.\n\n\n\nThe Aspall deal shocked Suffolk consumers over the weekend, but news that The Onion, America\'s huge satirical website, is after the Suffolk Gazette is a real blow to the community.\n\nResidents value the independence and factual reporting of the Suffolk Gazette, which has published all the goings on in the county, and a few from Norfolk, on its website for hundreds of years.\n\nA spokesman for the newspaper said: "We can confirm that <a href="https://www.theonion.com/">The Onion</a> has made an approach to purchase the Suffolk Gazette and all its assets for £9.99.\n\n"This amount includes the Suffolk Gazette\'s debt, which amounts to an unpaid bar tab at the Greyhound Public house in Ipswich.\n\n"The board of the Suffolk Gazette does not want to sell the newspaper, but is happy for The Onion to pay the bar bill."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/american-giant.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/american-giant.jpg" alt="American giant targets Suffolk Gazette" width="960" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8106" /></a><br><br>\n\nRecords at Companies House indicate the Suffolk Gazette turned over £2.99 last year with a gross profit of £1.05, making The Onion\'s £9.99 valuation a fair one.\n\nBut staff at the Ipswich-based media empire believe it will be a terrible decision to allow The Onion to take over.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nCrime correspondent Hugh Dunnett, speaking on condition of anonymity, said: "The Americans would ruin the Suffolk Gazette. They don\'t really get the British humour. They even spell humour humor.\n\n"We will consider taking strike action if this goes ahead. We are fully behind the editor, except when he has had five pints of Adnams and a curry."\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette is famous for cutting-edge exclusives such as <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">\'Seagull rips off nude sunbather\'s tesicle\'</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">\'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl\'</a>.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'American giant targets much-loved Suffolk business', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8104-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-08 09:48:47', '2018-01-08 09:48:47', '', 8104, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8104-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8108, 1, '2018-01-08 09:48:57', '2018-01-08 09:48:57', '<strong>Following news that Aspall cider has been snapped up by American giant Molson Coors for £40 million, it has emerged another leading Suffolk business is being targeted by the Americans.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette, Britain\'s favourite local newspaper, has been approached by US-based The Onion in a £9.99 hostile takeover bid.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Aspall deal shocked Suffolk consumers over the weekend, but news that The Onion, America\'s huge satirical website, is after the Suffolk Gazette is a real blow to the community.\r\n\r\nResidents value the independence and factual reporting of the Suffolk Gazette, which has published all the goings on in the county, and a few from Norfolk, on its website for hundreds of years.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newspaper said: "We can confirm that <a href="https://www.theonion.com/">The Onion</a> has made an approach to purchase the Suffolk Gazette and all its assets for £9.99.\r\n\r\n"This amount includes the Suffolk Gazette\'s debt, which amounts to an unpaid bar tab at the Greyhound Public house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"The board of the Suffolk Gazette does not want to sell the newspaper, but is happy for The Onion to pay the bar bill."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/american-giant.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/american-giant.jpg" alt="American giant targets Suffolk Gazette" width="960" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8106" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nRecords at Companies House indicate the Suffolk Gazette turned over £2.99 last year with a gross profit of £1.05, making The Onion\'s £9.99 valuation a fair one.\r\n\r\nBut staff at the Ipswich-based media empire believe it will be a terrible decision to allow The Onion to take over.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCrime correspondent Hugh Dunnett, speaking on condition of anonymity, said: "The Americans would ruin the Suffolk Gazette. They don\'t really get the British humour. They even spell humour humor.\r\n\r\n"We will consider taking strike action if this goes ahead. We are fully behind the editor, except when he has had five pints of Adnams and a curry."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is famous for cutting-edge exclusives such as <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">\'Seagull rips off nude sunbather\'s tesicle\'</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">\'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl\'</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'American giant targets much-loved Suffolk business', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8104-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-08 09:48:57', '2018-01-08 09:48:57', '', 8104, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8104-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8109, 1, '2018-01-08 12:34:55', '2018-01-08 12:34:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/a14-in-suffolk-motorway.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/a14-in-suffolk-motorway.png" alt="A14 in Suffolk" width="636" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8115" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Laurie Hall, Transport Editor\r\n\r\nGoogle Maps has leaked news that the A14 in Suffolk is being upgraded to motorway status.</strong>\r\n\r\nNewspapers such as this have been under strict embargo not to publish the revelation until next week - but Google has jumped the gun.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnyone looking at Google Maps today (<em>reprinted above</em>) will clearly see A14(M) in blue along the length of the A14 from Newmarket in the west to Felixstowe in the east.\r\n\r\nMotorists who are fed up with constant delays and poor surfacing on the A14, currently only a dual carriageway, will be delighted by the news.\r\n\r\nPlans to be announced officially by the Department of Transport next week include making the A14 three lanes throughout, and forcing <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lorry-overtake/">lorries to stick to the inside lane</a> from 7am to 7pm each week day.\r\n\r\nThe upgrade, which will cost £790 million and be completed within two years, will bring the first ever motorway to Suffolk, so often seen as a transport backwater.\r\n\r\nIt will reduce travel time and also help the local business infrastructure.\r\n\r\nFelixstowe Port, in particular, will benefit from the news.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is fantastic news - we have suffered on the A14 in Suffolk for too long. Turning it into a motorway is very exciting and will bring huge benefits to local people and businesses.\r\n\r\n"Now we can only hope they will also upgrade the A12 through the county - and even the A140 to Norwich, so that we can get away from Norfolk as quickly as possible."\r\n\r\nChris Salamé, spokesman for the Department of Transport said: "We can not comment on this until next week."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'A14 in Suffolk upgraded to a motorway', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'a14-in-suffolk-motorway', '', '', '2018-01-08 12:56:52', '2018-01-08 12:56:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8109', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8111, 1, '2018-01-08 12:34:55', '2018-01-08 12:34:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/a14-motorway.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/a14-motorway.png" alt="A14 motorway" width="676" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8110" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Laurie Hall, Transport Editor\r\n\r\nGoogle Maps has leaked news that the A14 in Suffolk is being upgraded to motorway status.</strong>\r\n\r\nNewspapers such as this have been under strict embargo not to publish the revelation until next week - but Google has jumped the gun.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnyone looking at Google Maps today (<em>reprinted above</em>) will clearly see A14(M) in blue along the length of the A14 from Newmarket in the west to Felixstowe in the east.\r\n\r\nMotorists who are fed up with constant delays and poor surfacing on the A14, currently only a dual carriageway, will be delighted by the news.\r\n\r\nPlans to be announced officially by the Department of Transport next week include making the A14 three lanes throughout, and forcing <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lorry-overtake/">lorries to stick to the inside land</a> from 7am to 7pm each week day.\r\n\r\nThe upgrade, which will cost £790 million and be completed within two years, will bring the first ever motorway to Suffolk, so often seen as a transport backwater.\r\n\r\nIt will reduce travel time and also help the local business infrastructure.\r\n\r\nFelixstowe Port, in particular, will benefit from the news.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is fantastic news - we have suffered on the A14 in Suffolk for too long. Turning it into a motorway is very exciting and will bring huge benefits to the county.\r\n\r\n"Now we can only hope they will also upgrade the A12 through the county - and even the A140 to Norwich."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Department of Transport said: "We can not comment on this until next week."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'A14 in Suffolk upgraded to a motorway', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8109-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-08 12:34:55', '2018-01-08 12:34:55', '', 8109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8109-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8112, 1, '2018-01-08 12:35:44', '2018-01-08 12:35:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/a14-motorway.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/a14-motorway.png" alt="A14 motorway" width="676" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8110" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Laurie Hall, Transport Editor\r\n\r\nGoogle Maps has leaked news that the A14 in Suffolk is being upgraded to motorway status.</strong>\r\n\r\nNewspapers such as this have been under strict embargo not to publish the revelation until next week - but Google has jumped the gun.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnyone looking at Google Maps today (<em>reprinted above</em>) will clearly see A14(M) in blue along the length of the A14 from Newmarket in the west to Felixstowe in the east.\r\n\r\nMotorists who are fed up with constant delays and poor surfacing on the A14, currently only a dual carriageway, will be delighted by the news.\r\n\r\nPlans to be announced officially by the Department of Transport next week include making the A14 three lanes throughout, and forcing <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lorry-overtake/">lorries to stick to the inside land</a> from 7am to 7pm each week day.\r\n\r\nThe upgrade, which will cost £790 million and be completed within two years, will bring the first ever motorway to Suffolk, so often seen as a transport backwater.\r\n\r\nIt will reduce travel time and also help the local business infrastructure.\r\n\r\nFelixstowe Port, in particular, will benefit from the news.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is fantastic news - we have suffered on the A14 in Suffolk for too long. Turning it into a motorway is very exciting and will bring huge benefits to the county.\r\n\r\n"Now we can only hope they will also upgrade the A12 through the county - and even the A140 to Norwich."\r\n\r\nChris Salamé, spokesman for the Department of Transport said: "We can not comment on this until next week."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'A14 in Suffolk upgraded to a motorway', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8109-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-08 12:35:44', '2018-01-08 12:35:44', '', 8109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8109-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8113, 1, '2018-01-08 12:44:58', '2018-01-08 12:44:58', '\n\n<strong>By Laurie Hall, Transport Editor\n\nGoogle Maps has leaked news that the A14 in Suffolk is being upgraded to motorway status.</strong>\n\nNewspapers such as this have been under strict embargo not to publish the revelation until next week - but Google has jumped the gun.\n\n\n\nAnyone looking at Google Maps today (<em>reprinted above</em>) will clearly see A14(M) in blue along the length of the A14 from Newmarket in the west to Felixstowe in the east.\n\nMotorists who are fed up with constant delays and poor surfacing on the A14, currently only a dual carriageway, will be delighted by the news.\n\nPlans to be announced officially by the Department of Transport next week include making the A14 three lanes throughout, and forcing <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lorry-overtake/">lorries to stick to the inside lane</a> from 7am to 7pm each week day.\n\nThe upgrade, which will cost £790 million and be completed within two years, will bring the first ever motorway to Suffolk, so often seen as a transport backwater.\n\nIt will reduce travel time and also help the local business infrastructure.\n\nFelixstowe Port, in particular, will benefit from the news.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSuffolk motorist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is fantastic news - we have suffered on the A14 in Suffolk for too long. Turning it into a motorway is very exciting and will bring huge benefits to the county.\n\n"Now we can only hope they will also upgrade the A12 through the county - and even the A140 to Norwich."\n\nChris Salamé, spokesman for the Department of Transport said: "We can not comment on this until next week."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'A14 in Suffolk upgraded to a motorway', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8109-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-08 12:44:58', '2018-01-08 12:44:58', '', 8109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8109-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8114, 1, '2018-01-08 12:42:54', '2018-01-08 12:42:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/a14-motorway.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/a14-motorway.png" alt="A14 motorway" width="676" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8110" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Laurie Hall, Transport Editor\r\n\r\nGoogle Maps has leaked news that the A14 in Suffolk is being upgraded to motorway status.</strong>\r\n\r\nNewspapers such as this have been under strict embargo not to publish the revelation until next week - but Google has jumped the gun.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnyone looking at Google Maps today (<em>reprinted above</em>) will clearly see A14(M) in blue along the length of the A14 from Newmarket in the west to Felixstowe in the east.\r\n\r\nMotorists who are fed up with constant delays and poor surfacing on the A14, currently only a dual carriageway, will be delighted by the news.\r\n\r\nPlans to be announced officially by the Department of Transport next week include making the A14 three lanes throughout, and forcing <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lorry-overtake/">lorries to stick to the inside lane</a> from 7am to 7pm each week day.\r\n\r\nThe upgrade, which will cost £790 million and be completed within two years, will bring the first ever motorway to Suffolk, so often seen as a transport backwater.\r\n\r\nIt will reduce travel time and also help the local business infrastructure.\r\n\r\nFelixstowe Port, in particular, will benefit from the news.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is fantastic news - we have suffered on the A14 in Suffolk for too long. Turning it into a motorway is very exciting and will bring huge benefits to the county.\r\n\r\n"Now we can only hope they will also upgrade the A12 through the county - and even the A140 to Norwich."\r\n\r\nChris Salamé, spokesman for the Department of Transport said: "We can not comment on this until next week."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'A14 in Suffolk upgraded to a motorway', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8109-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-08 12:42:54', '2018-01-08 12:42:54', '', 8109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8109-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8116, 1, '2018-01-08 12:46:00', '2018-01-08 12:46:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/a14-in-suffolk-motorway.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/a14-in-suffolk-motorway.png" alt="A14 in Suffolk" width="636" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8115" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Laurie Hall, Transport Editor\r\n\r\nGoogle Maps has leaked news that the A14 in Suffolk is being upgraded to motorway status.</strong>\r\n\r\nNewspapers such as this have been under strict embargo not to publish the revelation until next week - but Google has jumped the gun.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnyone looking at Google Maps today (<em>reprinted above</em>) will clearly see A14(M) in blue along the length of the A14 from Newmarket in the west to Felixstowe in the east.\r\n\r\nMotorists who are fed up with constant delays and poor surfacing on the A14, currently only a dual carriageway, will be delighted by the news.\r\n\r\nPlans to be announced officially by the Department of Transport next week include making the A14 three lanes throughout, and forcing <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lorry-overtake/">lorries to stick to the inside lane</a> from 7am to 7pm each week day.\r\n\r\nThe upgrade, which will cost £790 million and be completed within two years, will bring the first ever motorway to Suffolk, so often seen as a transport backwater.\r\n\r\nIt will reduce travel time and also help the local business infrastructure.\r\n\r\nFelixstowe Port, in particular, will benefit from the news.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is fantastic news - we have suffered on the A14 in Suffolk for too long. Turning it into a motorway is very exciting and will bring huge benefits to the county.\r\n\r\n"Now we can only hope they will also upgrade the A12 through the county - and even the A140 to Norwich."\r\n\r\nChris Salamé, spokesman for the Department of Transport said: "We can not comment on this until next week."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'A14 in Suffolk upgraded to a motorway', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8109-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-01-08 12:46:00', '2018-01-08 12:46:00', '', 8109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8109-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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