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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2679, 1, '2016-02-07 12:09:00', '2016-02-07 12:09:00', '<strong>A woman has been ridiculed on Facebook for boasting it took her only 10 months to complete a jigsaw that clearly stated "from two to five years" on the box.</strong>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, from Essex, was convinced she would win the admiration of her friends after completing the 50-piece puzzle, which showed a picture of a teddy bear, in "record time".\r\n\r\nThe blonde-haired executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician posted a picture of the finished jigsaw on Facebook, adding: "Feeling very special - I managed to finish this puzzle in the record time of just 10 months when the box said it would take from two to five years."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, her thinly-veiled brag backfired spectacularly when it began getting shared around social media, with everyone taking the mickey.\r\n\r\nShe has since deleted her Facebook account, but news of her gaffe has already been picked up by news sites as far away as Australia.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chelsea-gooch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chelsea-gooch.jpg" alt="Chelsea Gooch" width="960" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6103" /></a><i>Puzzled: Chelsea Gooch</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Jigsaw Puzzlers Club told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s perhaps a little unfortunate for Chelsea that she failed to recognise the \'from two to five years\' on the box was actually the recommended age group for the puzzle, and not how long it should take to complete.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"But at least her Facebook mistake has raised the profile of jigsaw puzzles around the world."\r\n\r\nMiss Gooch, from Witham, was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette today.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Woman shamed by jigsaw puzzle gaffe', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'woman-jigsaw-puzzle', '', '', '2017-02-14 17:29:25', '2017-02-14 17:29:25', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2679', 0, 'post', '', 4); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2681, 1, '2016-02-07 12:03:01', '2016-02-07 12:03:01', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA woman has been ridiculed on Facebook for boasting it took her only 10 months to complete a jigsaw that clearly stated "from two to five years" on the box.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, from Essex, was convinced she would win the admiration of her friends by completing the 50-piece puzzle in "record time".\r\n\r\nThe blonde-haired executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician posted a picture of the finished jigsaw on Facebook, adding: "Feeling very special - I managed to finish this puzzle the record time of just 10 months when the box said it would take from two to five years"\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/129310876" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/129310876?et=FJ2HHSfFTdhFjZ9aHdPM-Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=t7A3IEeHCfiU-SENP5DK6ALwrmAn-6jUY6PVaYjgk4I=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Chelsea Gooch with jigsaw selfie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHowever, her thinly-veiled brag backfired spectacularly when it began getting shared around social media, with everyone taking the mickey.\r\n\r\nShe has since deleted her Facebook account, but news of her gaffe has already been picked up by news sites as far away as Australia.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Jigsaw Puzzlers Club told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s perhaps a little unfortunate for Chelsea that she failed to recognise the two to five years on the box was actually the recommended age for the puzzle.\r\n\r\n"But at least her Facebook mistake has raised the profile of jigsaw puzzles around the world!"\r\n\r\nMiss Gooch, from Witham, was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette today.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>', 'Woman shamed by jigsaw puzzle gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2679-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-07 12:03:01', '2016-02-07 12:03:01', '', 2679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2682, 1, '2016-02-07 12:09:00', '2016-02-07 12:09:00', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA woman has been ridiculed on Facebook for boasting it took her only 10 months to complete a jigsaw that clearly stated "from two to five years" on the box.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, from Essex, was convinced she would win the admiration of her friends after completing the 50-piece puzzle, which showed a picture of a teddy bear, in "record time".\r\n\r\nThe blonde-haired executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician posted a picture of the finished jigsaw on Facebook, adding: "Feeling very special - I managed to finish this puzzle in the record time of just 10 months when the box said it would take from two to five years"\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/129310876" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/129310876?et=FJ2HHSfFTdhFjZ9aHdPM-Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=t7A3IEeHCfiU-SENP5DK6ALwrmAn-6jUY6PVaYjgk4I=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Chelsea Gooch with jigsaw selfie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHowever, her thinly-veiled brag backfired spectacularly when it began getting shared around social media, with everyone taking the mickey.\r\n\r\nShe has since deleted her Facebook account, but news of her gaffe has already been picked up by news sites as far away as Australia.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Jigsaw Puzzlers Club told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s perhaps a little unfortunate for Chelsea that she failed to recognise the two to five years on the box was actually the recommended age group for the puzzle.\r\n\r\n"But at least her Facebook mistake has raised the profile of jigsaw puzzles around the world."\r\n\r\nMiss Gooch, from Witham, was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette today.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>', 'Woman shamed by jigsaw puzzle gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2679-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-07 12:09:00', '2016-02-07 12:09:00', '', 2679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2683, 1, '2016-02-07 12:18:59', '2016-02-07 12:18:59', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA woman has been ridiculed on Facebook for boasting it took her only 10 months to complete a jigsaw that clearly stated "from two to five years" on the box.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, from Essex, was convinced she would win the admiration of her friends after completing the 50-piece puzzle, which showed a picture of a teddy bear, in "record time".\r\n\r\nThe blonde-haired executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician posted a picture of the finished jigsaw on Facebook, adding: "Feeling very special - I managed to finish this puzzle in the record time of just 10 months when the box said it would take from two to five years."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/129310876" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/129310876?et=FJ2HHSfFTdhFjZ9aHdPM-Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=t7A3IEeHCfiU-SENP5DK6ALwrmAn-6jUY6PVaYjgk4I=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Chelsea Gooch with jigsaw selfie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHowever, her thinly-veiled brag backfired spectacularly when it began getting shared around social media, with everyone taking the mickey.\r\n\r\nShe has since deleted her Facebook account, but news of her gaffe has already been picked up by news sites as far away as Australia.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Jigsaw Puzzlers Club told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s perhaps a little unfortunate for Chelsea that she failed to recognise the two to five years on the box was actually the recommended age group for the puzzle.\r\n\r\n"But at least her Facebook mistake has raised the profile of jigsaw puzzles around the world."\r\n\r\nMiss Gooch, from Witham, was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette today.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>', 'Woman shamed by jigsaw puzzle gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2679-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-07 12:18:59', '2016-02-07 12:18:59', '', 2679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2684, 1, '2016-02-07 12:20:02', '2016-02-07 12:20:02', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA woman has been ridiculed on Facebook for boasting it took her only 10 months to complete a jigsaw that clearly stated "from two to five years" on the box.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, from Essex, was convinced she would win the admiration of her friends after completing the 50-piece puzzle, which showed a picture of a teddy bear, in "record time".\r\n\r\nThe blonde-haired executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician posted a picture of the finished jigsaw on Facebook, adding: "Feeling very special - I managed to finish this puzzle in the record time of just 10 months when the box said it would take from two to five years."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/129310876" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/129310876?et=FJ2HHSfFTdhFjZ9aHdPM-Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=t7A3IEeHCfiU-SENP5DK6ALwrmAn-6jUY6PVaYjgk4I=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Chelsea Gooch with jigsaw selfie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHowever, her thinly-veiled brag backfired spectacularly when it began getting shared around social media, with everyone taking the mickey.\r\n\r\nShe has since deleted her Facebook account, but news of her gaffe has already been picked up by news sites as far away as Australia.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Jigsaw Puzzlers Club told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s perhaps a little unfortunate for Chelsea that she failed to recognise the \'from two to five years\' on the box was actually the recommended age group for the puzzle, and not how long it should take to complete.\r\n\r\n"But at least her Facebook mistake has raised the profile of jigsaw puzzles around the world."\r\n\r\nMiss Gooch, from Witham, was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette today.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>', 'Woman shamed by jigsaw puzzle gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2679-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-07 12:20:02', '2016-02-07 12:20:02', '', 2679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2685, 1, '2016-02-08 08:48:49', '2016-02-08 08:48:49', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ruth Tyler\r\nProperty Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Dubai-style beach resort is being planned for a derelict island on Ipswich Waterfront, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nDevelopers believe the ambitious project, including upmarket hotels, golden sands and even a giant wave machine will transform Ipswich into the UK\'s premier beach holiday destination.\r\n\r\nThe proposal, shown exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, would be part of the £100million wet dock crossing scheme that aims to reduce crippling town traffic and develop the waterfront Island site for leisure use.\r\n\r\nDetailed plans show a 20-acre island paradise made up of four exclusive hotels, with private beaches and palm trees. \r\n\r\nA wave machine would be installed at the mouth of the New Cut just alongside the tidal barrier. Costing £50million, it would be the largest in Europe and likely be a big hit with paddlers and surfers alike. \r\n \r\nMr Tony Trimble, CEO of Suffolk Island Enterprise said: "We’re very excited. We’re not talking about a temporary sand pit like the ones seasonally shoved on the shores of the Thames near Tower Bridge, or in the centre of Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"Using the latest technology, these will be beautiful beaches with golden sands and coral lagoons. It will feel like you are in Dubai, not Ipswich."\r\n \r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2688"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2688" /></a></center><center><I>A grey part of Ipswuch Waterfront would go from this...</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2690"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2690" /></a></center><center><I>... to a beautiful beach paradise like those found in Dubai</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nMost of the upmarket island retreat would be reserved for the rich and famous looking for cheaper alternatives to Caribbean beach hotels, but Ipswich people have been assured there will be a place in the sun for them.\r\n\r\n"Yes - well sort of," Mr Trimble said.\r\n\r\n"A smaller communal north-facing beach area at the Stoke Bridge end will be split off from the rest.\r\n\r\n"And while that may be less glamorous, Suffolk holidaymakers will still be able to enjoy donkey rides, ice-creams and sandcastles. Planning permission will also be sought for 30 beach huts."\r\n\r\nMr Trimble said he was "unconcerned" about suggestions that the island resort would have a negative knock-on effect on the Felixstowe tourist trade. \r\n \r\n"Let’s face it, Felixstowe - like Aldeburgh and Southwold - will eventually go the same way as Dunwich. It will be eroded away by the sea before long.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich needs to literally step up to the water mark now and prepare itself as East Anglia’s - if not the UK’s - premier beach location."\r\n\r\n<b>Hotter than Felixstowe</b>\r\n \r\nIpswich tourist chiefs feel that the town\'s inland location is a big plus as it is usually a few degrees hotter than Felixstowe. They are also buoyed by news that the Ipswich seagull population already surpasses its coastal neighbours.\r\n \r\nA retail consortium representing the town centre\'s 14 pound shops are gearing up for a booming tourist trade and are looking to stock up on cut-price beach wear, buckets and spades.\r\n \r\nA spokeswoman said: "Our suppliers in the Far East have already created a 99p bikini and a snorkel for a pound."\r\n \r\nAnd the local Chamber of Commerce is confident the scheme would provide a huge boost to job hunters looking to become deck chair wardens or Punch and Judy puppeteers.\r\n\r\nFears by nearby Felaw Street residents that the island would turn into a tacky drink-fuelled , sex-crazed 18-30 Ibiza-styled resort have also been allayed.\r\n\r\n"Remember, this is mainly going to be a selective resort," Mr Trimble insisted. "If people want sleaze and tack then we will sign-post them to Great Yarmouth."\r\n\r\nThe beach island will be the first of its kind in the UK, although the Suffolk Gazette understands that a similar scheme is being considered for Coventry.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Desert island paradise for Ipswich', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'desert-island-ipswich', '', '', '2016-02-09 14:26:28', '2016-02-09 14:26:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2685', 0, 'post', '', 5); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2686, 1, '2016-02-08 08:36:06', '2016-02-08 08:36:06', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ruth Tyler\r\nProperty Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Dubai-style beach resort is being planned for a derelict island on Ipswich Waterfront, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nDevelopers believe the ambitious project, including upmarket hotels, golden sands and even a giant wave machine will transform Ipswich into the UK\'s premier beach holiday destination.\r\n\r\nThe proposal, shown exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, would be part of the £100million wet dock crossing scheme that aims to reduce crippling town traffic and develop the waterfront Island site for leisure use.\r\n\r\nDetailed plans show a 20-acre island paradise made up of four exclusive hotels, with private beaches and palm trees. \r\n\r\nA wave machine would be installed at the mouth of the New Cut just alongside the tidal barrier. Costing £50million, it would be the largest in Europe and likely be a big hit with paddlers and surfers alike. \r\n \r\nMr Tony Trimble, CEO of Suffolk Island Enterprise said: "We’re very excited. We’re not talking about a temporary sand pit like the ones seasonally shoved on the shores of the Thames near Tower Bridge, or in the centre of Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"Using the latest technology, these will be beautiful beaches with golden sands and coral lagoons. It will feel like you are in Dubai, not Ipswich."\r\n \r\nMost of the upmarket island retreat would be reserved for the rich and famous looking for cheaper alternatives to Caribbean beach hotels, but Ipswich people have been assured there will be a place in the sun for them.\r\n\r\n"Yes - well sort of," Mr Trimble said.\r\n\r\n"A smaller communal north-facing beach area at the Stoke Bridge end will be split off from the rest.\r\n\r\n"And while that may be less glamorous, Suffolk holidaymakers will still be able to enjoy donkey rides, ice-creams and sandcastles. Planning permission will also be sought for 30 beach huts."\r\n\r\nMr Trimble said he was "unconcerned" about suggestions that the island resort would have a negative knock-on effect on the Felixstowe tourist trade. \r\n \r\n"Let’s face it, Felixstowe - like Aldeburgh and Southwold - will eventually go the same way as Dunwich. It will be eroded away by the sea before long.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich needs to literally step up to the water mark now and prepare itself as East Anglia’s - if not the UK’s - premier beach location."\r\n \r\nIpswich tourist chiefs feel that the town\'s inland location is a big plus as it is usually a few degrees hotter than Felixstowe. They are also buoyed by news that the Ipswich seagull population already surpasses its coastal neighbours.\r\n \r\nA retail consortium representing the town centre\'s 14 pound shops are gearing up for a booming tourist trade and are looking to stock up on cut-price beach wear, buckets and spades.\r\n \r\nA spokeswoman said: "Our suppliers in the Far East have already created a 99p bikini and a snorkel for a pound."\r\n \r\nAnd the local Chamber of Commerce is confident the scheme would provide a huge boost to job hunters looking to become deck chair wardens or Punch and Judy puppeteers.\r\n\r\nFears by nearby Felaw Street residents that the island would turn into a tacky drink-fuelled , sex-crazed 18-30 Ibiza-styled resort have also been allayed.\r\n\r\n"Remember, this is mainly going to be a selective resort," Mr Trimble insisted. "If people want sleaze and tack then we will sign-post them to Great Yarmouth."\r\n\r\nThe beach island will be the first of its kind in the UK, although the Suffolk Gazette understands that a similar scheme is being considered for Coventry.', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2685-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-08 08:36:06', '2016-02-08 08:36:06', '', 2685, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2685-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2687, 1, '2016-02-08 08:38:21', '2016-02-08 08:38:21', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ruth Tyler\r\nProperty Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Dubai-style beach resort is being planned for a derelict island on Ipswich Waterfront, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nDevelopers believe the ambitious project, including upmarket hotels, golden sands and even a giant wave machine will transform Ipswich into the UK\'s premier beach holiday destination.\r\n\r\nThe proposal, shown exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, would be part of the £100million wet dock crossing scheme that aims to reduce crippling town traffic and develop the waterfront Island site for leisure use.\r\n\r\nDetailed plans show a 20-acre island paradise made up of four exclusive hotels, with private beaches and palm trees. \r\n\r\nA wave machine would be installed at the mouth of the New Cut just alongside the tidal barrier. Costing £50million, it would be the largest in Europe and likely be a big hit with paddlers and surfers alike. \r\n \r\nMr Tony Trimble, CEO of Suffolk Island Enterprise said: "We’re very excited. We’re not talking about a temporary sand pit like the ones seasonally shoved on the shores of the Thames near Tower Bridge, or in the centre of Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"Using the latest technology, these will be beautiful beaches with golden sands and coral lagoons. It will feel like you are in Dubai, not Ipswich."\r\n \r\nMost of the upmarket island retreat would be reserved for the rich and famous looking for cheaper alternatives to Caribbean beach hotels, but Ipswich people have been assured there will be a place in the sun for them.\r\n\r\n"Yes - well sort of," Mr Trimble said.\r\n\r\n"A smaller communal north-facing beach area at the Stoke Bridge end will be split off from the rest.\r\n\r\n"And while that may be less glamorous, Suffolk holidaymakers will still be able to enjoy donkey rides, ice-creams and sandcastles. Planning permission will also be sought for 30 beach huts."\r\n\r\nMr Trimble said he was "unconcerned" about suggestions that the island resort would have a negative knock-on effect on the Felixstowe tourist trade. \r\n \r\n"Let’s face it, Felixstowe - like Aldeburgh and Southwold - will eventually go the same way as Dunwich. It will be eroded away by the sea before long.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich needs to literally step up to the water mark now and prepare itself as East Anglia’s - if not the UK’s - premier beach location."\r\n \r\nIpswich tourist chiefs feel that the town\'s inland location is a big plus as it is usually a few degrees hotter than Felixstowe. They are also buoyed by news that the Ipswich seagull population already surpasses its coastal neighbours.\r\n \r\nA retail consortium representing the town centre\'s 14 pound shops are gearing up for a booming tourist trade and are looking to stock up on cut-price beach wear, buckets and spades.\r\n \r\nA spokeswoman said: "Our suppliers in the Far East have already created a 99p bikini and a snorkel for a pound."\r\n \r\nAnd the local Chamber of Commerce is confident the scheme would provide a huge boost to job hunters looking to become deck chair wardens or Punch and Judy puppeteers.\r\n\r\nFears by nearby Felaw Street residents that the island would turn into a tacky drink-fuelled , sex-crazed 18-30 Ibiza-styled resort have also been allayed.\r\n\r\n"Remember, this is mainly going to be a selective resort," Mr Trimble insisted. "If people want sleaze and tack then we will sign-post them to Great Yarmouth."\r\n\r\nThe beach island will be the first of its kind in the UK, although the Suffolk Gazette understands that a similar scheme is being considered for Coventry.', 'Desert island paradise for Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2685-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-08 08:38:21', '2016-02-08 08:38:21', '', 2685, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2685-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2689, 1, '2016-02-08 08:42:50', '2016-02-08 08:42:50', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ruth Tyler\r\nProperty Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Dubai-style beach resort is being planned for a derelict island on Ipswich Waterfront, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nDevelopers believe the ambitious project, including upmarket hotels, golden sands and even a giant wave machine will transform Ipswich into the UK\'s premier beach holiday destination.\r\n\r\nThe proposal, shown exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, would be part of the £100million wet dock crossing scheme that aims to reduce crippling town traffic and develop the waterfront Island site for leisure use.\r\n\r\nDetailed plans show a 20-acre island paradise made up of four exclusive hotels, with private beaches and palm trees. \r\n\r\nA wave machine would be installed at the mouth of the New Cut just alongside the tidal barrier. Costing £50million, it would be the largest in Europe and likely be a big hit with paddlers and surfers alike. \r\n \r\nMr Tony Trimble, CEO of Suffolk Island Enterprise said: "We’re very excited. We’re not talking about a temporary sand pit like the ones seasonally shoved on the shores of the Thames near Tower Bridge, or in the centre of Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"Using the latest technology, these will be beautiful beaches with golden sands and coral lagoons. It will feel like you are in Dubai, not Ipswich."\r\n \r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2688"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2688" /></a></center><center><I>A grey part of Ipswuch Waterfront would go from this...</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMost of the upmarket island retreat would be reserved for the rich and famous looking for cheaper alternatives to Caribbean beach hotels, but Ipswich people have been assured there will be a place in the sun for them.\r\n\r\n"Yes - well sort of," Mr Trimble said.\r\n\r\n"A smaller communal north-facing beach area at the Stoke Bridge end will be split off from the rest.\r\n\r\n"And while that may be less glamorous, Suffolk holidaymakers will still be able to enjoy donkey rides, ice-creams and sandcastles. Planning permission will also be sought for 30 beach huts."\r\n\r\nMr Trimble said he was "unconcerned" about suggestions that the island resort would have a negative knock-on effect on the Felixstowe tourist trade. \r\n \r\n"Let’s face it, Felixstowe - like Aldeburgh and Southwold - will eventually go the same way as Dunwich. It will be eroded away by the sea before long.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich needs to literally step up to the water mark now and prepare itself as East Anglia’s - if not the UK’s - premier beach location."\r\n \r\nIpswich tourist chiefs feel that the town\'s inland location is a big plus as it is usually a few degrees hotter than Felixstowe. They are also buoyed by news that the Ipswich seagull population already surpasses its coastal neighbours.\r\n \r\nA retail consortium representing the town centre\'s 14 pound shops are gearing up for a booming tourist trade and are looking to stock up on cut-price beach wear, buckets and spades.\r\n \r\nA spokeswoman said: "Our suppliers in the Far East have already created a 99p bikini and a snorkel for a pound."\r\n \r\nAnd the local Chamber of Commerce is confident the scheme would provide a huge boost to job hunters looking to become deck chair wardens or Punch and Judy puppeteers.\r\n\r\nFears by nearby Felaw Street residents that the island would turn into a tacky drink-fuelled , sex-crazed 18-30 Ibiza-styled resort have also been allayed.\r\n\r\n"Remember, this is mainly going to be a selective resort," Mr Trimble insisted. "If people want sleaze and tack then we will sign-post them to Great Yarmouth."\r\n\r\nThe beach island will be the first of its kind in the UK, although the Suffolk Gazette understands that a similar scheme is being considered for Coventry.', 'Desert island paradise for Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2685-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-08 08:42:50', '2016-02-08 08:42:50', '', 2685, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2685-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2691, 1, '2016-02-08 08:45:43', '2016-02-08 08:45:43', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ruth Tyler\r\nProperty Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Dubai-style beach resort is being planned for a derelict island on Ipswich Waterfront, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nDevelopers believe the ambitious project, including upmarket hotels, golden sands and even a giant wave machine will transform Ipswich into the UK\'s premier beach holiday destination.\r\n\r\nThe proposal, shown exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, would be part of the £100million wet dock crossing scheme that aims to reduce crippling town traffic and develop the waterfront Island site for leisure use.\r\n\r\nDetailed plans show a 20-acre island paradise made up of four exclusive hotels, with private beaches and palm trees. \r\n\r\nA wave machine would be installed at the mouth of the New Cut just alongside the tidal barrier. Costing £50million, it would be the largest in Europe and likely be a big hit with paddlers and surfers alike. \r\n \r\nMr Tony Trimble, CEO of Suffolk Island Enterprise said: "We’re very excited. We’re not talking about a temporary sand pit like the ones seasonally shoved on the shores of the Thames near Tower Bridge, or in the centre of Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"Using the latest technology, these will be beautiful beaches with golden sands and coral lagoons. It will feel like you are in Dubai, not Ipswich."\r\n \r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2688"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2688" /></a></center><center><I>A grey part of Ipswuch Waterfront would go from this...</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2690"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2690" /></a></center><center><I>... to a beautiful beach paradise like those found in Dubai</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nMost of the upmarket island retreat would be reserved for the rich and famous looking for cheaper alternatives to Caribbean beach hotels, but Ipswich people have been assured there will be a place in the sun for them.\r\n\r\n"Yes - well sort of," Mr Trimble said.\r\n\r\n"A smaller communal north-facing beach area at the Stoke Bridge end will be split off from the rest.\r\n\r\n"And while that may be less glamorous, Suffolk holidaymakers will still be able to enjoy donkey rides, ice-creams and sandcastles. Planning permission will also be sought for 30 beach huts."\r\n\r\nMr Trimble said he was "unconcerned" about suggestions that the island resort would have a negative knock-on effect on the Felixstowe tourist trade. \r\n \r\n"Let’s face it, Felixstowe - like Aldeburgh and Southwold - will eventually go the same way as Dunwich. It will be eroded away by the sea before long.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich needs to literally step up to the water mark now and prepare itself as East Anglia’s - if not the UK’s - premier beach location."\r\n \r\nIpswich tourist chiefs feel that the town\'s inland location is a big plus as it is usually a few degrees hotter than Felixstowe. They are also buoyed by news that the Ipswich seagull population already surpasses its coastal neighbours.\r\n \r\nA retail consortium representing the town centre\'s 14 pound shops are gearing up for a booming tourist trade and are looking to stock up on cut-price beach wear, buckets and spades.\r\n \r\nA spokeswoman said: "Our suppliers in the Far East have already created a 99p bikini and a snorkel for a pound."\r\n \r\nAnd the local Chamber of Commerce is confident the scheme would provide a huge boost to job hunters looking to become deck chair wardens or Punch and Judy puppeteers.\r\n\r\nFears by nearby Felaw Street residents that the island would turn into a tacky drink-fuelled , sex-crazed 18-30 Ibiza-styled resort have also been allayed.\r\n\r\n"Remember, this is mainly going to be a selective resort," Mr Trimble insisted. "If people want sleaze and tack then we will sign-post them to Great Yarmouth."\r\n\r\nThe beach island will be the first of its kind in the UK, although the Suffolk Gazette understands that a similar scheme is being considered for Coventry.', 'Desert island paradise for Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2685-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-08 08:45:43', '2016-02-08 08:45:43', '', 2685, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2685-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2695, 1, '2016-02-09 09:57:11', '2016-02-09 09:57:11', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ruth Tyler\r\nProperty Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Dubai-style beach resort is being planned for a derelict island on Ipswich Waterfront, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nDevelopers believe the ambitious project, including upmarket hotels, golden sands and even a giant wave machine will transform Ipswich into the UK\'s premier beach holiday destination.\r\n\r\nThe proposal, shown exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, would be part of the £100million wet dock crossing scheme that aims to reduce crippling town traffic and develop the waterfront Island site for leisure use.\r\n\r\nDetailed plans show a 20-acre island paradise made up of four exclusive hotels, with private beaches and palm trees. \r\n\r\nA wave machine would be installed at the mouth of the New Cut just alongside the tidal barrier. Costing £50million, it would be the largest in Europe and likely be a big hit with paddlers and surfers alike. \r\n \r\nMr Tony Trimble, CEO of Suffolk Island Enterprise said: "We’re very excited. We’re not talking about a temporary sand pit like the ones seasonally shoved on the shores of the Thames near Tower Bridge, or in the centre of Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"Using the latest technology, these will be beautiful beaches with golden sands and coral lagoons. It will feel like you are in Dubai, not Ipswich."\r\n \r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2688"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2688" /></a></center><center><I>A grey part of Ipswuch Waterfront would go from this...</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2690"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2690" /></a></center><center><I>... to a beautiful beach paradise like those found in Dubai</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nMost of the upmarket island retreat would be reserved for the rich and famous looking for cheaper alternatives to Caribbean beach hotels, but Ipswich people have been assured there will be a place in the sun for them.\r\n\r\n"Yes - well sort of," Mr Trimble said.\r\n\r\n"A smaller communal north-facing beach area at the Stoke Bridge end will be split off from the rest.\r\n\r\n"And while that may be less glamorous, Suffolk holidaymakers will still be able to enjoy donkey rides, ice-creams and sandcastles. Planning permission will also be sought for 30 beach huts."\r\n\r\nMr Trimble said he was "unconcerned" about suggestions that the island resort would have a negative knock-on effect on the Felixstowe tourist trade. \r\n \r\n"Let’s face it, Felixstowe - like Aldeburgh and Southwold - will eventually go the same way as Dunwich. It will be eroded away by the sea before long.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich needs to literally step up to the water mark now and prepare itself as East Anglia’s - if not the UK’s - premier beach location."\r\n \r\nIpswich tourist chiefs feel that the town\'s inland location is a big plus as it is usually a few degrees hotter than Felixstowe. They are also buoyed by news that the Ipswich seagull population already surpasses its coastal neighbours.\r\n \r\nA retail consortium representing the town centre\'s 14 pound shops are gearing up for a booming tourist trade and are looking to stock up on cut-price beach wear, buckets and spades.\r\n \r\nA spokeswoman said: "Our suppliers in the Far East have already created a 99p bikini and a snorkel for a pound."\r\n \r\nAnd the local Chamber of Commerce is confident the scheme would provide a huge boost to job hunters looking to become deck chair wardens or Punch and Judy puppeteers.\r\n\r\nFears by nearby Felaw Street residents that the island would turn into a tacky drink-fuelled , sex-crazed 18-30 Ibiza-styled resort have also been allayed.\r\n\r\n"Remember, this is mainly going to be a selective resort," Mr Trimble insisted. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2696, 1, '2016-02-09 09:58:05', '2016-02-09 09:58:05', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ruth Tyler\r\nProperty Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Dubai-style beach resort is being planned for a derelict island on Ipswich Waterfront, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nDevelopers believe the ambitious project, including upmarket hotels, golden sands and even a giant wave machine will transform Ipswich into the UK\'s premier beach holiday destination.\r\n\r\nThe proposal, shown exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, would be part of the £100million wet dock crossing scheme that aims to reduce crippling town traffic and develop the waterfront Island site for leisure use.\r\n\r\nDetailed plans show a 20-acre island paradise made up of four exclusive hotels, with private beaches and palm trees. \r\n\r\nA wave machine would be installed at the mouth of the New Cut just alongside the tidal barrier. Costing £50million, it would be the largest in Europe and likely be a big hit with paddlers and surfers alike. \r\n \r\nMr Tony Trimble, CEO of Suffolk Island Enterprise said: "We’re very excited. We’re not talking about a temporary sand pit like the ones seasonally shoved on the shores of the Thames near Tower Bridge, or in the centre of Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"Using the latest technology, these will be beautiful beaches with golden sands and coral lagoons. It will feel like you are in Dubai, not Ipswich."\r\n \r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2688"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2688" /></a></center><center><I>A grey part of Ipswuch Waterfront would go from this...</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2690"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2690" /></a></center><center><I>... to a beautiful beach paradise like those found in Dubai</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nMost of the upmarket island retreat would be reserved for the rich and famous looking for cheaper alternatives to Caribbean beach hotels, but Ipswich people have been assured there will be a place in the sun for them.\r\n\r\n"Yes - well sort of," Mr Trimble said.\r\n\r\n"A smaller communal north-facing beach area at the Stoke Bridge end will be split off from the rest.\r\n\r\n"And while that may be less glamorous, Suffolk holidaymakers will still be able to enjoy donkey rides, ice-creams and sandcastles. Planning permission will also be sought for 30 beach huts."\r\n\r\nMr Trimble said he was "unconcerned" about suggestions that the island resort would have a negative knock-on effect on the Felixstowe tourist trade. \r\n \r\n"Let’s face it, Felixstowe - like Aldeburgh and Southwold - will eventually go the same way as Dunwich. It will be eroded away by the sea before long.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich needs to literally step up to the water mark now and prepare itself as East Anglia’s - if not the UK’s - premier beach location."\r\n\r\n<b>Hotter than Felixstowe</b>\r\n \r\nIpswich tourist chiefs feel that the town\'s inland location is a big plus as it is usually a few degrees hotter than Felixstowe. They are also buoyed by news that the Ipswich seagull population already surpasses its coastal neighbours.\r\n \r\nA retail consortium representing the town centre\'s 14 pound shops are gearing up for a booming tourist trade and are looking to stock up on cut-price beach wear, buckets and spades.\r\n \r\nA spokeswoman said: "Our suppliers in the Far East have already created a 99p bikini and a snorkel for a pound."\r\n \r\nAnd the local Chamber of Commerce is confident the scheme would provide a huge boost to job hunters looking to become deck chair wardens or Punch and Judy puppeteers.\r\n\r\nFears by nearby Felaw Street residents that the island would turn into a tacky drink-fuelled , sex-crazed 18-30 Ibiza-styled resort have also been allayed.\r\n\r\n"Remember, this is mainly going to be a selective resort," Mr Trimble insisted. "If people want sleaze and tack then we will sign-post them to Great Yarmouth."\r\n\r\nThe beach island will be the first of its kind in the UK, although the Suffolk Gazette understands that a similar scheme is being considered for Coventry.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>', 'Desert island paradise for Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2685-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 09:58:05', '2016-02-09 09:58:05', '', 2685, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2685-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2697, 1, '2016-02-09 09:59:42', '2016-02-09 09:59:42', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ruth Tyler\r\nProperty Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Dubai-style beach resort is being planned for a derelict island on Ipswich Waterfront, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nDevelopers believe the ambitious project, including upmarket hotels, golden sands and even a giant wave machine will transform Ipswich into the UK\'s premier beach holiday destination.\r\n\r\nThe proposal, shown exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, would be part of the £100million wet dock crossing scheme that aims to reduce crippling town traffic and develop the waterfront Island site for leisure use.\r\n\r\nDetailed plans show a 20-acre island paradise made up of four exclusive hotels, with private beaches and palm trees. \r\n\r\nA wave machine would be installed at the mouth of the New Cut just alongside the tidal barrier. Costing £50million, it would be the largest in Europe and likely be a big hit with paddlers and surfers alike. \r\n \r\nMr Tony Trimble, CEO of Suffolk Island Enterprise said: "We’re very excited. We’re not talking about a temporary sand pit like the ones seasonally shoved on the shores of the Thames near Tower Bridge, or in the centre of Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"Using the latest technology, these will be beautiful beaches with golden sands and coral lagoons. It will feel like you are in Dubai, not Ipswich."\r\n \r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2688"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2688" /></a></center><center><I>A grey part of Ipswuch Waterfront would go from this...</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2690"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2690" /></a></center><center><I>... to a beautiful beach paradise like those found in Dubai</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nMost of the upmarket island retreat would be reserved for the rich and famous looking for cheaper alternatives to Caribbean beach hotels, but Ipswich people have been assured there will be a place in the sun for them.\r\n\r\n"Yes - well sort of," Mr Trimble said.\r\n\r\n"A smaller communal north-facing beach area at the Stoke Bridge end will be split off from the rest.\r\n\r\n"And while that may be less glamorous, Suffolk holidaymakers will still be able to enjoy donkey rides, ice-creams and sandcastles. Planning permission will also be sought for 30 beach huts."\r\n\r\nMr Trimble said he was "unconcerned" about suggestions that the island resort would have a negative knock-on effect on the Felixstowe tourist trade. \r\n \r\n"Let’s face it, Felixstowe - like Aldeburgh and Southwold - will eventually go the same way as Dunwich. It will be eroded away by the sea before long.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich needs to literally step up to the water mark now and prepare itself as East Anglia’s - if not the UK’s - premier beach location."\r\n\r\n<b>Hotter than Felixstowe</b>\r\n \r\nIpswich tourist chiefs feel that the town\'s inland location is a big plus as it is usually a few degrees hotter than Felixstowe. They are also buoyed by news that the Ipswich seagull population already surpasses its coastal neighbours.\r\n \r\nA retail consortium representing the town centre\'s 14 pound shops are gearing up for a booming tourist trade and are looking to stock up on cut-price beach wear, buckets and spades.\r\n \r\nA spokeswoman said: "Our suppliers in the Far East have already created a 99p bikini and a snorkel for a pound."\r\n \r\nAnd the local Chamber of Commerce is confident the scheme would provide a huge boost to job hunters looking to become deck chair wardens or Punch and Judy puppeteers.\r\n\r\nFears by nearby Felaw Street residents that the island would turn into a tacky drink-fuelled , sex-crazed 18-30 Ibiza-styled resort have also been allayed.\r\n\r\n"Remember, this is mainly going to be a selective resort," Mr Trimble insisted. "If people want sleaze and tack then we will sign-post them to Great Yarmouth."\r\n\r\nThe beach island will be the first of its kind in the UK, although the Suffolk Gazette understands that a similar scheme is being considered for Coventry.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Desert island paradise for Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2685-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 09:59:42', '2016-02-09 09:59:42', '', 2685, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2685-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2698, 1, '2016-02-09 10:03:20', '2016-02-09 10:03:20', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA woman has been ridiculed on Facebook for boasting it took her only 10 months to complete a jigsaw that clearly stated "from two to five years" on the box.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, from Essex, was convinced she would win the admiration of her friends after completing the 50-piece puzzle, which showed a picture of a teddy bear, in "record time".\r\n\r\nThe blonde-haired executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician posted a picture of the finished jigsaw on Facebook, adding: "Feeling very special - I managed to finish this puzzle in the record time of just 10 months when the box said it would take from two to five years."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/129310876" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/129310876?et=FJ2HHSfFTdhFjZ9aHdPM-Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=t7A3IEeHCfiU-SENP5DK6ALwrmAn-6jUY6PVaYjgk4I=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Chelsea Gooch with jigsaw selfie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHowever, her thinly-veiled brag backfired spectacularly when it began getting shared around social media, with everyone taking the mickey.\r\n\r\nShe has since deleted her Facebook account, but news of her gaffe has already been picked up by news sites as far away as Australia.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Jigsaw Puzzlers Club told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s perhaps a little unfortunate for Chelsea that she failed to recognise the \'from two to five years\' on the box was actually the recommended age group for the puzzle, and not how long it should take to complete.\r\n\r\n"But at least her Facebook mistake has raised the profile of jigsaw puzzles around the world."\r\n\r\nMiss Gooch, from Witham, was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette today.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Woman shamed by jigsaw puzzle gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2679-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 10:03:20', '2016-02-09 10:03:20', '', 2679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2699, 1, '2016-02-09 10:03:53', '2016-02-09 10:03:53', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ben Twarters\r\nSecurity Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorth Korea today launched its first long-range rocket, which soared into the sky and then exploded in a dazzling array of green and blue flares over Pyongyang.</b>\r\n\r\nAnd despite international condemnation, with the US, Japan and South Korea calling for an urgent meeting of the UN Security Council, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal that dictator Kim Jong-Un has further launch plans up his sleeve.\r\n\r\nHe intends to give world leaders a bloody nose by letting off a Roman Candle next Thursday - and claims his boffins are close to building their first Catherine Wheel.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/north-korea-rocket-e1454841858840.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2666"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/north-korea-rocket-e1454841858840.jpg" alt="north-korea-rocket" width="733" height="487" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2666" /></a></center><center><i>Up, up and away: the North Korean long-range rocket goes 200 metres into the sky</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"North Korea is clearly making giant leaps in its technological abilities, and the launch of this firework last night shows its ambition hold no bounds," said Kyoh Khang, the North Korean dissident who fled the regime and now lives in a secret Suffolk safe house.\r\n\r\n"The use of these fireworks threatens the security of the entire region. Imagine if one of the rockets went off as planned, but the stick got picked up by the wind and then blew over into South Korea as it fell to the ground?\r\n\r\n"It would be tantamount to a declaration of war, which would be a bit ironic because technically they have been at war since hostilities ended in 1953."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/158344971" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:75.925926% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/158344971?et=P3DJqtmDTH1_hANM_YciOQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=3VjEik9nSvQKRBK6I8pBx8wAfSXL1FSoQQzQBsL6M78=" width="594" height="451" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Boom: Kim Jong-Un monitors the rocket launch</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe North Korea rocket launch was seen as a "flagrant violation" of UN resolutions, and was a deliberate attempt to antagonise South Korea because it was let off close to midnight, just as everyone was trying to get to sleep.\r\n\r\nSecurity officials in the UK are meeting to discuss whether the escalation in tensions is enough to ban Kim Jong-Un from staying at his <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/" target="_blank">beloved holiday caravan on the Suffolk coast</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'North Korea rocket launch sparks fireworks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2665-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 10:03:53', '2016-02-09 10:03:53', '', 2665, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2665-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2700, 1, '2016-02-09 10:04:25', '2016-02-09 10:04:25', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man has found the secret of getting rich quick - buying a farm.</b>\r\n\r\nGeorge Frammington discovered that if he bought a farm he could breed something that was made of chicken, could make corn which comes out of the ground, and gets free milk out of a cow.\r\n\r\nMr Frammington, 39, who farms near Mildenhall, said: "You want to make a bit of money? You should do what I did and get into farming."\r\n\r\nHe has now made a training video to show just how easy it is to do the same thing, and has kindly allowed the Suffolk Gazette to reproduce it below.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_BvarqasvGY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nLocal National Farmers Union spokesman Mr David Mitchell said: "While we are grateful for Mr Frammington\'s video highlighting the wonderful life on a farm, we should point out that it is not as easy to make money as he seems to think."\r\n\r\nMr Frammington refuted that his video did not truly reflect life running a farm. "The best bit is getting free wool. Did you know this comes from sheep? And best of all it grows back again after you shave it off.\r\n\r\n"You simply can\'t lose."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk farmer films get-rich-quick scheme', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2657-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 10:04:25', '2016-02-09 10:04:25', '', 2657, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2657-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2701, 1, '2016-02-09 10:05:00', '2016-02-09 10:05:00', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk man who admitted having sex with 450 tractors is in trouble with the police again after trying to get a job at an agricultural college.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop promised to keep away from farm machinery and not to go within in a mile of the countryside again when he was arrested last October.\r\n\r\nThe 54-year-old moved from Saxmundham to Ipswich in order to comply with the strict police conditions, but officers say his strange behaviour has not improved.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police insider said: "He went to Otley College for an interview as a handyman, and while there he told the principal that he would happily give all the farm machinery a vigorous  scrub down.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully the staff at Otley had read about Mr Bishop\'s unsavoury interest in tractors, and alerted us."\r\n\r\nThe officer said that when they visited Bishop at his London Road flat he admitted he was finding it difficult to curb his urges.\r\n\r\n"There were copies of Farming Weekly strewn all over the flat, and we found some bus tickets which clearly showed he had been out in the countryside, which was strictly against the conditions we put down."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/farmers-weekly.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2597"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/farmers-weekly.jpg" alt="farmers-weekly" width="535" height="745" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2597" /></a></center><center><i>Mucky: A well-thumbed copy of Farmers Weekly found in Bishop\'s flat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNews of Bishop\'s tractor fetish went viral worldwide after the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette reported he was caught with his trousers down behind a Massey Ferguson</a> in a Saxmundham field.\r\n\r\nHe admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors, mostly green ones, and when officers raided his home they seized a laptop which had over 5,000 tractor images on it.\r\n\r\nPolice have now given him another warning, and told him he will be charged if he travels to the countryside again, risking imprisonment.\r\n\r\nWhen the Suffolk Gazette approached Bishop, he said: "I am trying to change, I really am. Sometimes I think I have got over my interest in machinery, and then I see a milk float going past and I come over all giddy." \r\n \r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tractor sex man wanted to \'scrub down\' machinery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2594-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 10:05:00', '2016-02-09 10:05:00', '', 2594, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2594-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2702, 1, '2016-02-09 10:05:38', '2016-02-09 10:05:38', '<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nFBoeZm7-u4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<b>If you thought Gangnam Style was irritating, then perhaps you should be warned not to watch this Norfolk version.</b>\r\n\r\nQuite why this Norfolk country bumpkin thought this would be a good idea, heaven knows.\r\n\r\nBut the video just goes to show why Suffolk tries to keep its distance from those weirdos up the A140.\r\n\r\nWyll James made the film, and we concede it is quite creative, and some of the lyrics are indeed accurate, especially the chorus line: "We got Norfolk style, hey inbred lady."\r\n\r\n"Being from Norfolk I thought it would be a good idea to make a stereotypical video about Norfolk," Mr James said, before adding quickly: "Just to let everyone Know this is just a joke and we hope nobody is offended by it."\r\n\r\nBest stick with Suffolk, folks!\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'We got Norfolk style, hey inbred lady\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2590-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 10:05:38', '2016-02-09 10:05:38', '', 2590, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2590-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2703, 1, '2016-02-09 10:06:21', '2016-02-09 10:06:21', '<b>By Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nThe closure of the Suffolk-Norfolk border caused chaos on the A140 today, with traffic queuing for miles.</b>\r\n\r\nAs relations between the counties descended perilously close to all-out conflict, Suffolk officials closed the border with Norfolk to ensure migrants and spies were not moving south into the county.\r\n\r\nBut the new checkpoints caused rush-hour misery for law-abiding Suffolk workers trying to go about their business, with tailbacks of ten miles reported on the A140 near Eye.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/a140-tractor-chaos.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2562"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/a140-tractor-chaos.jpg" alt="a140-tractor-chaos" width="730" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2562" /></a></center><center><i>Early-morning commuters stuck on the A140 today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice were called to calm tempers of those farmers simply trying to get to their fields just over the border.\r\n\r\nEven when the vehicles got to the checkpoints, they were met with chaotic scenes and further delays as officials spent most of the time trying to throw Norfolk migrants back over the border.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tractor-road-block.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2563"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tractor-road-block.jpeg" alt="tractor-road-block" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2563" /></a></center><center><i>Checkpoint Charlies: Workers stuck in more delays at the border</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe border closure follows similar measures taken in countries across Europe to stem the tide of migrants.\r\n\r\nOnly recently the Suffolk Gazette revealed how officials here were trying to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">stop the flow of Norfolk country bumpkins into the county</a>, including the infamous Edna Spratt, from Dereham, who is desperate to escape from her hovel hellhole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1679"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Norfolk filth: Edna Spratt, who lives with her brother and their 14 children</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is expected the border will be re-opened tomorrow after assurances from Norfolk that patrols were being increased there to turn back migrants.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk-Norfolk border closure causes A140 chaos', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2561-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 10:06:21', '2016-02-09 10:06:21', '', 2561, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2561-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2704, 1, '2016-02-09 10:49:18', '2016-02-09 10:49:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders\' register.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\nAnother policeman added: "He\'ll also need to keep away from the town\'s gardens - if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty."\r\n\r\n<i>EDITOR\'S NOTE: Three months later, things had not improved for Mr Bishop, who was caught out trying to get a job at an agriculture college, where he wanted to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/tractor-sex-man/" target="_blank">give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 10:49:18', '2016-02-09 10:49:18', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2705, 1, '2016-02-09 10:50:33', '2016-02-09 10:50:33', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter\r\n\r\nPolice were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.</b>\r\n\r\nThe footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play. \r\n\r\nBut all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.\r\n\r\nA player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers\' uniform bells for the one in the ball.\r\n\r\nHe promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.\r\n\r\nMore blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.\r\n\r\nThe brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.855219% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/72414593?et=DAWQ3hoaRTBiETy5-Krdjw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=PDUCbnIjDw82AaWtkzVKWvtwYxJRWi5k99_saRnWH7A=" width="594" height="409" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/72414593" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Morris dancers in happier times</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree morris men suffered severely bruised legs, while one of the footballers had a cut caused by being hit on the head with a morris dancer\'s stick.\r\n\r\nWith everyone blaming each other, the police were called to sort out the mess.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "It was certainly an unsual call from one of the locals in the pub. By the time we got there it had all calmed down, and both sides realised how the mistake had been made.\r\n\r\n"In fact they had made up and were all enjoying a drink together, although a couple were still being patched up by the landlord\'s wife.\r\n\r\n"We took no further action, but recommended that the morris men did not use bells on their uniforms when the blind footballers were playing nearby."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by buying me a beer (please)!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1444-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 10:50:33', '2016-02-09 10:50:33', '', 1444, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1444-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2706, 1, '2016-02-09 10:56:47', '2016-02-09 10:56:47', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nPlucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\r\n\r\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\r\n\r\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\r\n\r\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\r\n\r\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\r\n\r\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\r\n\r\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:506px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/548746211" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.798419% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/548746211?et=TZMwxy2DRQx9t1ySDe9IgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ASkcLh5YFW5OEQDL6kQ5yu0W9nMKkwpmjwnz-7iu_aY=" width="506" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Gladys uses the hand dryer to keep warm while locked in loo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\r\n\r\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her daughter, who now live near Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\r\n\r\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\r\n\r\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\r\n\r\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knits scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2291-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 10:56:47', '2016-02-09 10:56:47', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2707, 1, '2016-02-09 14:25:13', '2016-02-09 14:25:13', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting a conman who "sold" Orford Castle to a gullible American businessman for a million pounds.</b>\r\n\r\nThe elaborate hoaxer even told his wealthy Texan victim that a medieval charter entitled the castle owner to as many local women as he wanted - even married ones.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe had set his trap by putting an advert in upmarket magazines in the United States, offering the castle, which was built by Henry II in 1165, at a "knockdown price" of £1 million.\r\n\r\nIt offered someone the "once-in-a-lifetime chance to own a real piece of English history", with a live-in, full-restored castle that overlooked the North Sea.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/orford-castle-e1455025702167.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2710"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/orford-castle-e1455025702167.jpg" alt="orford-castle" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2710" /></a></center><center><i>Yours to keep: Orford Castle on the Suffolk coast</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe victim, who police say made his fortune in the oil industry, responded to an email address in the advert, and flew to the UK to meet the "seller", who claimed to have lived in the castle for 20 years.\r\n\r\nMaking sure it was a day the castle was open to the public, the conman arranged to meet the American at the nearby Jolly Sailor pub, where he plied him with the local Adnams beer before walking him up the road to view the property.\r\n\r\nHe impressed the victim with historical tales about the castle, which is regarded as one of the most remarkable keeps in England, with a unique design probably based on Byzantine architecture.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnd the crook even brazenly spun a yarn that by ancient charter, the owner of the castle was allowed his pick of the local women whenever he wanted, and that he need only ring a bell in the tower to summon them. Laughably, he claimed that is where the leering expression "ding-dong" came from.\r\n\r\nThe two men shook hands on the "deal" as they gazed out from the top of the central tower to the River Alde and the North Sea beyond.\r\n\r\nPolice say the conman showed the American all the alleged deeds and had contracts already prepared to go through when they went back to the pub. They signed all the documents but agreed not to exchange them until the sum of £1 million was transferred into a Swiss bank account the next week.\r\n\r\nWhen the money was wired, the conman instantly withdrew it and has not been seen since.\r\n\r\nThe American, who has asked not to be named, was said to be distraught at missing out on his dream English castle, as well as pretty upset at losing a million.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police detective said: "It seems fanciful that someone would be foolish enough to think they can buy a castle for a million from a stranger they literally met in a pub. However, the conman was very plausible."\r\n\r\nThe castle is in fact owned by English Heritage, which points out it is absolutely not for sale. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Conman \'sold\' castle and supply of local women for a million', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'conman-sold-orford-castle', '', '', '2017-06-22 16:03:15', '2017-06-22 16:03:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2707', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2709, 1, '2016-02-09 11:35:14', '2016-02-09 11:35:14', 'Dear readers,\r\n\r\nBuy the Suffolk Gazette a beer to help keep the creative juices flowing on Britain\'s best spoof and satire news site!\r\n\r\nYour favourite news resource is produced by me on a voluntary basis, with the cost of hosting and related internet stuff coming out of my pocket each month.\r\n\r\nI get some cash from those kind enough to click on the adverts, but to really help keep me well oiled (literally) you can donate the cost of a pint of beer or two (or three).\r\n\r\nJust fill out the form below and donate with PayPal or click Donate and select to use a bank card of your choice instead. You\'ll even get a thankyou email from a hopefully-sober Ivor Traktor!\r\n\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\nThe Editor\r\n\r\n[seamless-donations]', 'Buy me a beer!', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1313-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 11:35:14', '2016-02-09 11:35:14', '', 1313, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1313-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2711, 1, '2016-02-09 13:57:09', '2016-02-09 13:57:09', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting a conman who "sold" Orford Castle to a gullible American businessman for a million pounds.</b>\r\n\r\nThe eloborate hoaxer even told his wealthy Texan victim that a medieval charter stated the castle owner was entitled to as many local women as he wanted - even married ones.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nwhich was built by Henry II in 1165.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Conman \'sold\' castle and supply of local women for a million', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2707-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 13:57:09', '2016-02-09 13:57:09', '', 2707, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2707-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2712, 1, '2016-02-09 14:24:08', '2016-02-09 14:24:08', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting a conman who "sold" Orford Castle to a gullible American businessman for a million pounds.</b>\r\n\r\nThe elaborate hoaxer even told his wealthy Texan victim that a medieval charter entitled the castle owner to as many local women as he wanted - even married ones.\r\n\r\nHe had set his trap by putting an advert in upmarket magazines in the United States, offering the castle, which was built by Henry II in 1165, at a "knockdown price" of £1 million.\r\n\r\nIt offered someone the "once-in-a-lifetime chance to own a real piece of English history", with a live-in, full-restored castle that overlooked the North Sea.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/orford-castle-e1455025702167.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2710"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/orford-castle-e1455025702167.jpg" alt="orford-castle" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2710" /></a></center><center><i>Yours to keep: Orford Castle on the Suffolk coast</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe victim, who police say made his fortune in the oil industry, responded to an email address in the advert, and flew to the UK to meet the "seller", who claimed to have lived in the castle for 20 years.\r\n\r\nMaking sure it was a day the castle was open to the public, the conman arranged to meet the American at the nearby Jolly Sailor pub, where he plied him with the local Adnams beer before walking him up the road to view the property.\r\n\r\nHe impressed the victim with historical tales about the castle, which is regarded as one of the most remarkable keeps in England, with a unique design probably based on Byzantine architecture.\r\n\r\nAnd the crook even brazenly spun a yarn that by ancient charter, the owner of the castle was allowed his pick of the local women whenever he wanted, and that he need only ring a bell in the tower to summon them.\r\n\r\nThe two men shook hands on the "deal" as they gazed out from the top of the central tower to the River Alde and the North Sea beyond.\r\n\r\nPolice say the conman showed the American all the alleged deeds and had contracts already prepared to go through when they went back to the pub. They signed all the documents but agreed not to exchange them until the sum of £1 million was transferred into a Swiss bank account the next week.\r\n\r\nWhen the money was wired, the conman instantly withdrew it and has not been seen since.\r\n\r\nThe American, who has asked not to be named, was said to be distraught at missing out on his dream English castle, as well as pretty upset at losing a million.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police detective said: "It seems fanciful that someone would be foolish enough to think they can buy a castle for a million from a stranger they literally met in a pub. However, the conman was very plausible."\r\n\r\nThe castle is in fact owned by English Heritage, which points out it is absolutely not for sale. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Conman \'sold\' castle and supply of local women for a million', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2707-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 14:24:08', '2016-02-09 14:24:08', '', 2707, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2707-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2713, 1, '2016-02-09 14:35:11', '2016-02-09 14:35:11', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting a conman who "sold" Orford Castle to a gullible American businessman for a million pounds.</b>\r\n\r\nThe elaborate hoaxer even told his wealthy Texan victim that a medieval charter entitled the castle owner to as many local women as he wanted - even married ones.\r\n\r\nHe had set his trap by putting an advert in upmarket magazines in the United States, offering the castle, which was built by Henry II in 1165, at a "knockdown price" of £1 million.\r\n\r\nIt offered someone the "once-in-a-lifetime chance to own a real piece of English history", with a live-in, full-restored castle that overlooked the North Sea.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/orford-castle-e1455025702167.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2710"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/orford-castle-e1455025702167.jpg" alt="orford-castle" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2710" /></a></center><center><i>Yours to keep: Orford Castle on the Suffolk coast</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe victim, who police say made his fortune in the oil industry, responded to an email address in the advert, and flew to the UK to meet the "seller", who claimed to have lived in the castle for 20 years.\r\n\r\nMaking sure it was a day the castle was open to the public, the conman arranged to meet the American at the nearby Jolly Sailor pub, where he plied him with the local Adnams beer before walking him up the road to view the property.\r\n\r\nHe impressed the victim with historical tales about the castle, which is regarded as one of the most remarkable keeps in England, with a unique design probably based on Byzantine architecture.\r\n\r\n<b>Ring a bell</b>\r\n\r\nAnd the crook even brazenly spun a yarn that by ancient charter, the owner of the castle was allowed his pick of the local women whenever he wanted, and that he need only ring a bell in the tower to summon them. Laughably, he claimed that is where the leering expression "ding-dong" came from!\r\n\r\nThe two men shook hands on the "deal" as they gazed out from the top of the central tower to the River Alde and the North Sea beyond.\r\n\r\nPolice say the conman showed the American all the alleged deeds and had contracts already prepared to go through when they went back to the pub. They signed all the documents but agreed not to exchange them until the sum of £1 million was transferred into a Swiss bank account the next week.\r\n\r\nWhen the money was wired, the conman instantly withdrew it and has not been seen since.\r\n\r\nThe American, who has asked not to be named, was said to be distraught at missing out on his dream English castle, as well as pretty upset at losing a million.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police detective said: "It seems fanciful that someone would be foolish enough to think they can buy a castle for a million from a stranger they literally met in a pub. However, the conman was very plausible."\r\n\r\nThe castle is in fact owned by English Heritage, which points out it is absolutely not for sale. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Conman \'sold\' castle and supply of local women for a million', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2707-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-09 14:35:11', '2016-02-09 14:35:11', '', 2707, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2707-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2720, 1, '2016-02-10 12:39:18', '2016-02-10 12:39:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernard Matthews\r\nNorfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nEndearing road signs welcoming visitors to Norwich are to be torn down after complaints that nobody could understand a word they said.</b>\r\n\r\nTourism bosses had hoped the signs would portray a warm and humourous side to the city by playing on the local accent and dialect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/naaaritch.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2721"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/naaaritch.jpg" alt="Norwich road sign" width="540" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2721" /></a></center><center><i>One of the disputed Norwich signs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSeven of the signs were erected on major routes into the city at a cost of £40,000.\r\n\r\nBut local business owners say they have made Norwich a laughing stock, and are more likely to drive visitors away rather than attract them.\r\n\r\nGraham Ruddy, spokesman for the local retail association, fumed: "If you can\'t understand what the sign means, how are you likely to want to visit?\r\n\r\n"We simply can not be taken seriously by promoting ourselves as weird hobbit-like people who do not speak English properly."\r\n\r\nMany ordinary Norwich residents love the signs, insisting a bit of quirkiness is good for the city\'s reputation. "It\'s good to have a sense of humour, hint et?" one pointy-eared resident told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Quirky Norwich road signs to be torn down', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-road-signs', '', '', '2016-02-11 10:13:59', '2016-02-11 10:13:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2720', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2722, 1, '2016-02-10 12:38:40', '2016-02-10 12:38:40', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernard Matthews\r\nNorfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nEndearing road signs welcoming visitors to Norwich are to be torn down after complaints that nobody could understand a word they said.</b>\r\n\r\nTourism bosses had hoped the signs would portray a warm and humourous side to the city by playing on the local accent and dialect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/naaaritch.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2721"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/naaaritch.jpg" alt="Norwich road sign" width="540" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2721" /></a></center><center><i>One of the disputed Norwich signs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSeven of the signs were erected on major routes into the city at a cost of £40,000.\r\n\r\nBut local business owners say they have made Norwich a laughing stock, and are more likely to drive visitors away rather than attract them.\r\n\r\nGraham Ruddy, spokesman for the local retail association, fumed: "If you can\'t understand what the sign means, how are you likely to want to visit?\r\n\r\n"We simply can not be taken seriously by promoting ourselves as weird hobbit-like people who do not speak English properly."\r\n\r\nMany ordinary Norwich residents love the signs, insisting a bit of quirkiness is good for the city\'s reputation. "It\'s good to have a sense of humour, hint et?" one pointy-eared resident told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Quirky Norwich road signs to be torn down', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2720-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-10 12:38:40', '2016-02-10 12:38:40', '', 2720, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2720-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2723, 1, '2016-02-11 10:13:18', '2016-02-11 10:13:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nA hapless elderly man spent seven hours stuck up a tree before being rescued by firemen.</b>\r\n\r\nThe sprightly 83-year-old became wedged between two branches after clambering 25 feet up a pine tree in Ipswich while trying to retrieve a kite.\r\n\r\nBut because he was suffering from a cold, nobody in Christchurch Park heard his cries for help - and he was only spotted by a passing dog walker looking at squirrels.\r\n\r\nShe called the fire brigade, who sent an engine with a turntable ladder to the park to rescue the man, who has asked not to be named.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2724"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" alt="pensioner-stuck-up-tree" width="733" height="485" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2724" /></a></center><center><i>Safe again: rescued pensioner uses fireman\'s phone to call his wife</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe pensioner told firemen he had been enjoying his daily constitutional walk around the park when he spotted the kite stuck up a tree.\r\n\r\n"The kite had clearly been abandoned," one of the fire crew told the Suffolk Gazette, "and he decided to get it down and give it to his great-grandson has a present.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately he discovered that while getting up was quite easy, even for a man of his age, getting down again was another thing entirely.\r\n\r\n"He said he was there for seven hours before a lady with a dog spotted him at 4pm. He had begun to wonder if he would be there all night."\r\n\r\nThe man, who lives near the park, was shaken but otherwise unhurt after his ordeal, and borrowed one of the firemen\'s mobile phones to call his relieved wife to tell her he was okay.\r\n\r\nAnd he promised everyone he would not go tree climbing again.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Pensioner stuck up tree, rescued by firemen', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'pensioner-stuck-up-tree-rescued-by-firemen', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:28:41', '2016-02-12 12:28:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2723', 0, 'post', '', 5); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2725, 1, '2016-02-11 09:55:14', '2016-02-11 09:55:14', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nA Hapless elderly man spent seven hours stuck 25 feet up a tree before being rescued by firemen.\r\n\r\nThe 83-year-old had clambered up a pine tree in Christchurch Park, Ipswich, trying to retrieve a kite when he became stuck.\r\n\r\nBut because he was suffering from a cold, nobody could hear him shouting for help - and he was only spotted by a dog walker looking at squirrels.\r\n\r\nShe called the fire brigade, who sent an engine with a turntable ladder to the park to rescue the man, who asked not to be named.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2724"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" alt="pensioner-stuck-up-tree" width="733" height="485" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2724" /></a></center><center><i>Safe again: rescued pensioner uses fireman\'s phone to call his wife</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Pensioner stuck up tree, rescued by firemen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2723-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-11 09:55:14', '2016-02-11 09:55:14', '', 2723, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2723-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2726, 1, '2016-02-11 10:08:58', '2016-02-11 10:08:58', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nA hapless elderly man spent seven hours stuck up a tree before being rescued by firemen.</b>\r\n\r\nThe sprightly 83-year-old became wedged between two branches after clambering 25 feet up a pine tree in Ipswich while trying to retrieve a kite.\r\n\r\nBut because he was suffering from a cold, nobody in Christchurch Park heard his cries for help - and he was only spotted by a passing dog walker looking at squirrels.\r\n\r\nShe called the fire brigade, who sent an engine with a turntable ladder to the park to rescue the man, who has asked not to be named.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2724"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" alt="pensioner-stuck-up-tree" width="733" height="485" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2724" /></a></center><center><i>Safe again: rescued pensioner uses fireman\'s phone to call his wife</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe pensioner told firemen he had been enjoying his daily constutional walk around the park when he spotted the kite stuck up a tree.\r\n\r\nOne of the crew told the Suffolk Gazette: "The kite had clearly been abandoned, and he decided to get it down and give it to his great-grandson has a present.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately he discovered that while getting up was quite easy, even for a man of his age, getting down again was another thing entirely.\r\n\r\n"He said he was there for seven hours before a lady with a dog spotted him at 4pm, and he did wonder if he would be there all night."\r\n\r\nThe man, who lives near the park, was shaken but otherwise unhurt after his ordeal - and he promised firefighters he would not go tree climbing again.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Pensioner stuck up tree, rescued by firemen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2723-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-11 10:08:58', '2016-02-11 10:08:58', '', 2723, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2723-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2727, 1, '2016-02-11 10:10:46', '2016-02-11 10:10:46', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nA hapless elderly man spent seven hours stuck up a tree before being rescued by firemen.</b>\r\n\r\nThe sprightly 83-year-old became wedged between two branches after clambering 25 feet up a pine tree in Ipswich while trying to retrieve a kite.\r\n\r\nBut because he was suffering from a cold, nobody in Christchurch Park heard his cries for help - and he was only spotted by a passing dog walker looking at squirrels.\r\n\r\nShe called the fire brigade, who sent an engine with a turntable ladder to the park to rescue the man, who has asked not to be named.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2724"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" alt="pensioner-stuck-up-tree" width="733" height="485" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2724" /></a></center><center><i>Safe again: rescued pensioner uses fireman\'s phone to call his wife</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe pensioner told firemen he had been enjoying his daily constitutional walk around the park when he spotted the kite stuck up a tree.\r\n\r\nOne of the crew told the Suffolk Gazette: "The kite had clearly been abandoned, and he decided to get it down and give it to his great-grandson has a present.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately he discovered that while getting up was quite easy, even for a man of his age, getting down again was another thing entirely.\r\n\r\n"He said he was there for seven hours before a lady with a dog spotted him at 4pm, and he did wonder if he would be there all night."\r\n\r\nThe man, who lives near the park, was shaken but otherwise unhurt after his ordeal - and he promised firefighters he would not go tree climbing again.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Pensioner stuck up tree, rescued by firemen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2723-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-11 10:10:46', '2016-02-11 10:10:46', '', 2723, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2723-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2728, 1, '2016-02-11 10:13:18', '2016-02-11 10:13:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nA hapless elderly man spent seven hours stuck up a tree before being rescued by firemen.</b>\r\n\r\nThe sprightly 83-year-old became wedged between two branches after clambering 25 feet up a pine tree in Ipswich while trying to retrieve a kite.\r\n\r\nBut because he was suffering from a cold, nobody in Christchurch Park heard his cries for help - and he was only spotted by a passing dog walker looking at squirrels.\r\n\r\nShe called the fire brigade, who sent an engine with a turntable ladder to the park to rescue the man, who has asked not to be named.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2724"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" alt="pensioner-stuck-up-tree" width="733" height="485" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2724" /></a></center><center><i>Safe again: rescued pensioner uses fireman\'s phone to call his wife</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe pensioner told firemen he had been enjoying his daily constitutional walk around the park when he spotted the kite stuck up a tree.\r\n\r\n"The kite had clearly been abandoned," one of the fire crew told the Suffolk Gazette, "and he decided to get it down and give it to his great-grandson has a present.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately he discovered that while getting up was quite easy, even for a man of his age, getting down again was another thing entirely.\r\n\r\n"He said he was there for seven hours before a lady with a dog spotted him at 4pm. He had began to wonder if he would be there all night."\r\n\r\nThe man, who lives near the park, was shaken but otherwise unhurt after his ordeal, and borrowed one of the firemen\'s mobile phones to call his relieved wife to tell her he was okay.\r\n\r\nAnd he promised everyone he would not go tree climbing again.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Pensioner stuck up tree, rescued by firemen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2723-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-11 10:13:18', '2016-02-11 10:13:18', '', 2723, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2723-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2729, 1, '2016-02-11 10:16:22', '2016-02-11 10:16:22', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nA hapless elderly man spent seven hours stuck up a tree before being rescued by firemen.</b>\r\n\r\nThe sprightly 83-year-old became wedged between two branches after clambering 25 feet up a pine tree in Ipswich while trying to retrieve a kite.\r\n\r\nBut because he was suffering from a cold, nobody in Christchurch Park heard his cries for help - and he was only spotted by a passing dog walker looking at squirrels.\r\n\r\nShe called the fire brigade, who sent an engine with a turntable ladder to the park to rescue the man, who has asked not to be named.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2724"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pensioner-stuck-up-tree-e1455184425201.jpg" alt="pensioner-stuck-up-tree" width="733" height="485" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2724" /></a></center><center><i>Safe again: rescued pensioner uses fireman\'s phone to call his wife</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe pensioner told firemen he had been enjoying his daily constitutional walk around the park when he spotted the kite stuck up a tree.\r\n\r\n"The kite had clearly been abandoned," one of the fire crew told the Suffolk Gazette, "and he decided to get it down and give it to his great-grandson has a present.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately he discovered that while getting up was quite easy, even for a man of his age, getting down again was another thing entirely.\r\n\r\n"He said he was there for seven hours before a lady with a dog spotted him at 4pm. He had begun to wonder if he would be there all night."\r\n\r\nThe man, who lives near the park, was shaken but otherwise unhurt after his ordeal, and borrowed one of the firemen\'s mobile phones to call his relieved wife to tell her he was okay.\r\n\r\nAnd he promised everyone he would not go tree climbing again.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Pensioner stuck up tree, rescued by firemen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2723-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-11 10:16:22', '2016-02-11 10:16:22', '', 2723, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2723-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2730, 1, '2016-02-11 15:34:37', '2016-02-11 15:34:37', 'Suffolk Gazette welcomes your stories, comments and feedback. Stories (nothing libelous, abusive, racist, sexist, generally offensive etc) must be remotely funny and not get us into trouble.\r\n\r\nPlease use this form to submit your comments or ideas...\r\n\r\n[contact-form to=\'suffolkgazette@gmail.com\'][contact-field label=\'Name\' type=\'name\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Email\' type=\'email\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Comment\' type=\'textarea\' required=\'1\'/][/contact-form] \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Contact_Form_Builder id="2"]\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Contact us', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '65-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-11 15:34:37', '2016-02-11 15:34:37', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/65-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2733, 0, '2016-02-11 15:44:41', '2016-02-11 15:44:41', 'What don\'t reckon?\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Jeremy Kyle\nAUTHOR EMAIL: keutht@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 82.29.184.118\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Jeremy Kyle\n    [2_Email] =&gt; keutht@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; What don\'t reckon?\n)\n', 'Jeremy Kyle - 2016-02-11 15:44:41', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '94dbdcd4c47aedb4132def37b810f851', '', '', '2016-02-11 15:44:41', '2016-02-11 15:44:41', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=2733', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2734, 1, '2016-02-12 11:29:15', '2016-02-12 11:29:15', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nRock legend David Bowie gave curry house diners a treat with an impromptu performance, the Suffolk Gazette understands.</b>\r\n\r\nBowie, who is 69 years old today, was enjoying a spicy dish in the Taj Maharaja in Bungay, Suffolk on Wednesday when he thought he\'d give other customers a night they\'d never forget.\r\n\r\nAs locals tucked into papadums, curries, bhajis and other Indian delights, the star suddenly stood up to sing The Jean Genie while astonished staff stood open-mouthed.\r\n\r\nDespite louds pleas for an encore, he then sat down again and resumed his meal as the customers clapped and cheered.\r\n\r\nOne diner, Trevor Black, admitted: "My wife and I couldn\'t believe it. We were enjoying a madras and suddenly David Bowie stood up and started singing. We hadn\'t even noticed he was there before - but he was very good and signed everyone\'s paper napkins before he left."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/108152380" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.212121% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/108152380?et=6y6IMNGcTv98k7JhGvQk-Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ltUSn6lFPg8RiRa1ZVg0QCpEH2On5RH6DABqcAcnPtE=&caption=true" width="594" height="423" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>David Bowie performing to a slightly larger audience - Live Aid in 1985</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is believed Mr Bowie was staying in Suffolk during a New Year holiday with his glamorous wife Iman when he decided to visit the curry house, which has rave reviews on TripAdvisor.\r\n\r\nA pal said: "David enjoys his grub, and he still loves performing, even to smaller audiences than he\'s used to. He has a wicked sense of fun, so this news is not surprising."\r\n\r\nRestaurant owner Shaz Miah said: "We don\'t like talking about our famous guests, but we are grateful to Mr Bowie for being here and singing so well."\r\n\r\n<I>EDITOR\'S NOTE: By unfortunate coincidence, this story was originally published a week before news broke of David Bowie\'s death.</I>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'David Bowie stars in spice oddity', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2446-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 11:29:15', '2016-02-12 11:29:15', '', 2446, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2446-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2735, 1, '2016-02-12 12:24:48', '2016-02-12 12:24:48', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bob Paisley\r\n\r\nA tiny non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\r\n\r\nBungay Town FC, currently second in the Anglian Combination League Division 1, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\r\n\r\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working supporters, even for a Premier League club.\r\n\r\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, prompted by fans\' protests at their last home match, it was sadly too late for North Suffolk side Bungay.\r\n\r\nThe club is already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\r\n\r\nIt means the team, which is in the TWELTH tier of English football, is now the most expensive side to watch in England. Club officials took to Twitter to vent their frustration...\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\r\n\r\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Holt United than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are now officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\r\n\r\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\r\n\r\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\r\n\r\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us?\r\n\r\n"If we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Anglian Combination Premier Division."\r\n\r\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'bungay-town-tickets', '', '', '2016-02-15 09:00:15', '2016-02-15 09:00:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2735', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2737, 1, '2016-02-12 12:14:36', '2016-02-12 12:14:36', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bob Paisley\r\n\r\nA Suffolk non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\r\n\r\nBungay Town FC, who play in the Lowestoft and District League Division 2, which is in the nineteenth tier of English football, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\r\n\r\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working fans, even for a Premier League club.\r\n\r\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, it was sadly too late for Bungay, with the club already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\r\n\r\nThe club is now the most expensive to watch in England, and took to Twitter to vent its frustration...\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good enough for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\r\n\r\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Mutford and Wrentham Reserves than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\r\n\r\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\r\n\r\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\r\n\r\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us.\r\n\r\n"If perhaps we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Lowestoft and District League Division 1."\r\n\r\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2735-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:14:36', '2016-02-12 12:14:36', '', 2735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2735-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2738, 1, '2016-02-12 12:16:06', '2016-02-12 12:16:06', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bob Paisley\r\n\r\nA Suffolk non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\r\n\r\nBungay Town FC, who play in the Lowestoft and District League Division 2, which is in the nineteenth tier of English football, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\r\n\r\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working supporters, even for a Premier League club.\r\n\r\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, it was sadly too late for Bungay, with the club already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\r\n\r\nThe club is now the most expensive to watch in England, and took to Twitter to vent its frustration...\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good enough for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\r\n\r\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Mutford and Wrentham Reserves than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\r\n\r\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\r\n\r\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\r\n\r\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us.\r\n\r\n"If perhaps we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Lowestoft and District League Division 1."\r\n\r\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2735-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:16:06', '2016-02-12 12:16:06', '', 2735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2735-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2739, 1, '2016-02-12 12:23:48', '2016-02-12 12:23:48', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bob Paisley\r\n\r\nA Suffolk non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\r\n\r\nBungay Town FC, currently second in the Anglian Combination League Division 1, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\r\n\r\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working supporters, even for a Premier League club.\r\n\r\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, it was sadly too late for Bungay, with the club already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\r\n\r\nThe club, which is in the TWELTH tier of English football, is now the most team in England to watch. It took to Twitter to vent its frustration...\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good enough for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\r\n\r\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Mutford and Wrentham Reserves than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\r\n\r\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\r\n\r\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\r\n\r\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us.\r\n\r\n"If perhaps we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Lowestoft and District League Division 1."\r\n\r\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2735-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:23:48', '2016-02-12 12:23:48', '', 2735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2735-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2740, 1, '2016-02-12 12:24:24', '2016-02-12 12:24:24', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bob Paisley\r\n\r\nA non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\r\n\r\nBungay Town FC, currently second in the Anglian Combination League Division 1, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\r\n\r\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working supporters, even for a Premier League club.\r\n\r\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, it was sadly too late for Bungay, with the club already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\r\n\r\nThe club, which is in the TWELTH tier of English football, is now the most team in England to watch. It took to Twitter to vent its frustration...\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good enough for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\r\n\r\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Mutford and Wrentham Reserves than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\r\n\r\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\r\n\r\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\r\n\r\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us.\r\n\r\n"If perhaps we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Lowestoft and District League Division 1."\r\n\r\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2735-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:24:24', '2016-02-12 12:24:24', '', 2735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2735-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2741, 1, '2016-02-12 12:24:48', '2016-02-12 12:24:48', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bob Paisley\r\n\r\nA tiny non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\r\n\r\nBungay Town FC, currently second in the Anglian Combination League Division 1, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\r\n\r\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working supporters, even for a Premier League club.\r\n\r\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, it was sadly too late for Bungay, with the club already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\r\n\r\nThe club, which is in the TWELTH tier of English football, is now the most team in England to watch. It took to Twitter to vent its frustration...\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good enough for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\r\n\r\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Mutford and Wrentham Reserves than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\r\n\r\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\r\n\r\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\r\n\r\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us.\r\n\r\n"If perhaps we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Lowestoft and District League Division 1."\r\n\r\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2735-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:24:48', '2016-02-12 12:24:48', '', 2735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2735-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2742, 1, '2016-02-12 12:33:48', '2016-02-12 12:33:48', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Bob Paisley\n\nA tiny non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\n\nBungay Town FC, currently second in the Anglian Combination League Division 1, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\n\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working supporters, even for a Premier League club.\n\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, prompted by fans\' protests at their last home match, it was sadly too late for North Suffolk side Bungay.\n\nThe club is already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\n\nIt means the team, which is in the TWELTH tier of English football, is now the most texpensive side to watch in England. Club officials took to Twitter to vent their frustration...\n\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\n\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\n\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good enough for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\n\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Holt United than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\n\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\n\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\n\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\n\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us?\n\n"If we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Anglian Combination Premier Divisionision 1."\n\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2735-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:33:48', '2016-02-12 12:33:48', '', 2735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2735-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2743, 1, '2016-02-12 12:28:07', '2016-02-12 12:28:07', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bob Paisley\r\n\r\nA tiny non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\r\n\r\nBungay Town FC, currently second in the Anglian Combination League Division 1, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\r\n\r\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working supporters, even for a Premier League club.\r\n\r\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, prompted by fans\' protests at their last home match, it was sadly too late for North Suffolk side Bungay.\r\n\r\nThe club is already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\r\n\r\nIt means the team, which is in the TWELTH tier of English football, is now the most texpensive side to watch in England. Club officials took to Twitter to vent their frustration...\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good enough for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\r\n\r\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Mutford and Wrentham Reserves than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\r\n\r\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\r\n\r\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\r\n\r\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us.\r\n\r\n"If perhaps we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Lowestoft and District League Division 1."\r\n\r\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2735-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:28:07', '2016-02-12 12:28:07', '', 2735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2735-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2744, 1, '2016-02-12 12:34:16', '2016-02-12 12:34:16', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bob Paisley\r\n\r\nA tiny non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\r\n\r\nBungay Town FC, currently second in the Anglian Combination League Division 1, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\r\n\r\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working supporters, even for a Premier League club.\r\n\r\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, prompted by fans\' protests at their last home match, it was sadly too late for North Suffolk side Bungay.\r\n\r\nThe club is already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\r\n\r\nIt means the team, which is in the TWELTH tier of English football, is now the most texpensive side to watch in England. Club officials took to Twitter to vent their frustration...\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good enough for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\r\n\r\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Holt United than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\r\n\r\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\r\n\r\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\r\n\r\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us?\r\n\r\n"If we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Anglian Combination Premier Division."\r\n\r\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2735-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:34:16', '2016-02-12 12:34:16', '', 2735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2735-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2745, 1, '2016-02-12 12:41:28', '2016-02-12 12:41:28', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bob Paisley\r\n\r\nA tiny non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\r\n\r\nBungay Town FC, currently second in the Anglian Combination League Division 1, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\r\n\r\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working supporters, even for a Premier League club.\r\n\r\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, prompted by fans\' protests at their last home match, it was sadly too late for North Suffolk side Bungay.\r\n\r\nThe club is already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\r\n\r\nIt means the team, which is in the TWELTH tier of English football, is now the most expensive side to watch in England. Club officials took to Twitter to vent their frustration...\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good enough for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\r\n\r\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Holt United than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\r\n\r\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\r\n\r\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\r\n\r\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us?\r\n\r\n"If we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Anglian Combination Premier Division."\r\n\r\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2735-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:41:28', '2016-02-12 12:41:28', '', 2735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2735-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2746, 1, '2016-02-12 12:42:06', '2016-02-12 12:42:06', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bob Paisley\r\n\r\nA tiny non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\r\n\r\nBungay Town FC, currently second in the Anglian Combination League Division 1, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\r\n\r\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working supporters, even for a Premier League club.\r\n\r\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, prompted by fans\' protests at their last home match, it was sadly too late for North Suffolk side Bungay.\r\n\r\nThe club is already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\r\n\r\nIt means the team, which is in the TWELTH tier of English football, is now the most expensive side to watch in England. Club officials took to Twitter to vent their frustration...\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\r\n\r\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Holt United than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\r\n\r\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\r\n\r\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\r\n\r\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us?\r\n\r\n"If we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Anglian Combination Premier Division."\r\n\r\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2735-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:42:06', '2016-02-12 12:42:06', '', 2735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2735-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2747, 1, '2016-02-12 12:42:43', '2016-02-12 12:42:43', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bob Paisley\r\n\r\nA tiny non-league football club has egg on its face after raising its admission price to £77 to match Liverpool\'s plans - only for the Merseysiders to back down at the last minute following fan protests.</b>\r\n\r\nBungay Town FC, currently second in the Anglian Combination League Division 1, decided to raise revenues by charging their handful of hardy fans the same as the lofty increase proposed by Premier League Liverpool.\r\n\r\nBut the move backfired when Liverpool changed their minds, realising £77 was far too much to charge hard-working supporters, even for a Premier League club.\r\n\r\nWhile Liverpool were able to make the switch, prompted by fans\' protests at their last home match, it was sadly too late for North Suffolk side Bungay.\r\n\r\nThe club is already advertising prices and printing tickets for next weekend\'s crunch match against Bradenham Wanderers.\r\n\r\nIt means the team, which is in the TWELTH tier of English football, is now the most expensive side to watch in England. Club officials took to Twitter to vent their frustration...\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just as we put our prices up to £77 Liverpool back down, we&#39;re going to look stupid now.</p>&mdash; Bungay Town FC (@BungayTownFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BungayTownFC/status/697887575101546496">February 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the club, known as the Black Dogs, will reduce prices as soon as they can in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nA <a href="http://www.maltingspavilion.com/Football/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Bungay Town FC</a> insider said: "It\'s all rather unfortunate. We thought we couldn\'t go wrong by raising prices to £77. If it\'s good for Liverpool, then it\'s good enough for us.\r\n\r\n"Frankly I think it\'s better value to be one of a dozen people watching us against Holt United than be part of the Kop watching Liverpool take on Manchester United.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s irrelevant now - Liverpool backed down and it\'s too late for us. So we are now officially the most expensive team to watch in the country."\r\n\r\nFor £77 spectators can take their pick of vantage points from which to watch Bungay Town at their impressive stadium at The Maltings. With only a few people attending, and the odd dog, it is certainly not cramped.\r\n\r\nHowever, fans can enjoy brilliant hospitality in the Maltings Pavilion.\r\n\r\nThe club insider added: "As Liverpool have left us in a difficult position, perhaps they would consider loaning one of their players to us?\r\n\r\n"If we could have England wide man James Milner until the end of the season, I am sure he could help us in our dream of winning promotion to the Anglian Combination Premier Division."\r\n\r\nLiverpool boss Jürgen Klopp told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have not yet received an offer for any of our players from Bungay Town."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling Bungay Town FC stuck with £77 tickets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2735-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-12 12:42:43', '2016-02-12 12:42:43', '', 2735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2735-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2752, 1, '2016-02-14 09:58:59', '2016-02-14 09:58:59', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter\r\n\r\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a></center><center><i>Sperm bank targeted</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\r\n\r\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\r\n\r\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wondered where all the safes containing money were.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Pull it off\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\r\n\r\n"They probably still hoped to pull it off, but the building\'s alarm went off. We arrested the would-be robbers as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\r\n\r\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning. One was named locally last night as Jack Meoff.\r\n\r\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was said to be "shocked".\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Sperm Bank said: "We are very grateful to the police for taking this in hand. Our receptionist was worried these men would take out their weapons and put their empty sack on the table in front of her.\r\n\r\n"You could say that it turned into a bit of an anti-climax for the robbers."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Bungling robbers raid sperm bank', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1156-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-14 09:58:59', '2016-02-14 09:58:59', '', 1156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2753, 1, '2016-02-14 10:01:54', '2016-02-14 10:01:54', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter\r\n\r\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a></center><center><i>Sperm bank targeted</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\r\n\r\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\r\n\r\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wondered where all the safes containing money were.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Pull it off\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\r\n\r\n"They probably still hoped to pull it off, but the building\'s alarm went off. We arrested the would-be robbers as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\r\n\r\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning. One was named locally last night as Jack Meoff.\r\n\r\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was said to be "shocked".\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Sperm Bank said: "We are very grateful to the police for taking this in hand. Our receptionist was worried these men would take out their weapons and put their empty sack on the table in front of her.\r\n\r\n"You could say that it turned into a bit of an anti-climax for the robbers."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bungling robbers raid sperm bank', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1156-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-14 10:01:54', '2016-02-14 10:01:54', '', 1156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2754, 1, '2016-02-14 16:13:45', '2016-02-14 16:13:45', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nWest Midlands police have launched a major investigation after a Valentine\'s Day massacre in Birmingham today.</b>\r\n\r\nThey say the victims were rounded up in the Aston area and severely beaten by a gang with Merseyside accents.\r\n\r\nThe eleven battered men were said to have been easy targets, who were completely unable to defend themselves for an hour and a half.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have offered the assistance of specialist officers to help investigate the crime, which was witnessed by more than 35,000 people and was caught on Sky CCTV.\r\n\r\n"It was quite horrific to see these men being repeatedly attacked by a well-drilled gang on St Valentine\'s Day," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Aston Villa were thrashed 6-0 by a rampant Liverpool at Villa Park today. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police probe Valentine\'s Day massacre', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'valentines-day-massacre', '', '', '2016-02-15 08:59:38', '2016-02-15 08:59:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2754', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2756, 1, '2016-02-14 16:13:45', '2016-02-14 16:13:45', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nWest Midlands police have launched a major investigation after a Valentine\'s Day massacre in the Aston area of Birmingham today.</b>\r\n\r\nThey say the victims were rounded up and severely beaten by a gang with Merseyside accents.\r\n\r\nThe eleven battered men were said to have been easy targets, who were completely unable to defend themselves for an hour and a half.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have offered the assistance of specialist officers to help investigate the crime, which was witnessed by more than 35,000 people and was caught on Sky CCTV.\r\n\r\n"It was quite horrific to see these men being repeatedly attacked by a well-drilled gang on St Valentine\'s Day," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Aston Villa were thrashed 6-0 by a rampant Liverpool at Villa Park today. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police probe Valentine\'s Day massacre', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2754-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-14 16:13:45', '2016-02-14 16:13:45', '', 2754, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2754-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2757, 1, '2016-02-14 16:16:49', '2016-02-14 16:16:49', '<b>By Rob Banks\nCrime Editor\n\nWest Midlands police have launched a major investigation after a Valentine\'s Day massacre in Birmingham today.</b>\n\nThey say the victims were rounded up and severely beaten by a gang with Merseyside accents.\n\nThe eleven battered men were said to have been easy targets, who were completely unable to defend themselves for an hour and a half.\n\nSuffolk Police have offered the assistance of specialist officers to help investigate the crime, which was witnessed by more than 35,000 people and was caught on Sky CCTV.\n\n"It was quite horrific to see these men being repeatedly attacked by a well-drilled gang on St Valentine\'s Day," a spokesman said.\n\nMeanwhile, Aston Villa were thrashed 6-0 by a rampant Liverpool at Villa Park today. \n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police probe Valentine\'s Day massacre', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2754-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-02-14 16:16:49', '2016-02-14 16:16:49', '', 2754, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2754-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2758, 1, '2016-02-14 16:17:00', '2016-02-14 16:17:00', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nWest Midlands police have launched a major investigation after a Valentine\'s Day massacre in Birmingham today.</b>\r\n\r\nThey say the victims were rounded up in the Aston area and severely beaten by a gang with Merseyside accents.\r\n\r\nThe eleven battered men were said to have been easy targets, who were completely unable to defend themselves for an hour and a half.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have offered the assistance of specialist officers to help investigate the crime, which was witnessed by more than 35,000 people and was caught on Sky CCTV.\r\n\r\n"It was quite horrific to see these men being repeatedly attacked by a well-drilled gang on St Valentine\'s Day," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Aston Villa were thrashed 6-0 by a rampant Liverpool at Villa Park today. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police probe Valentine\'s Day massacre', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2754-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-14 16:17:00', '2016-02-14 16:17:00', '', 2754, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2754-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2761, 1, '2016-02-15 08:50:44', '2016-02-15 08:50:44', '<b>A Suffolk woman who forgot to put on her FitBit bracelet suffered a day of distress and separation trauma normally associated with the death of a close family member, psychologists have confirmed.</b>\n\nSophie Richards took her bracelet off for an early-morning shower, and while traveling to work later she realised she had not put it on again.\n\n\n\nShe broke out into a sweat and had terrible pangs of grief and remorse, knowing her calories burned, steps taken, and heart rate would not be recorded for a whole day.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-2.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2762"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2762" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-2.jpeg" alt="image" width="2200" height="1415" /></a><i>Sophie Richards with her beloved FitBit fitness bracelet</i></center>Dr Anne Ringrose, a psychologist working at the University of Suffolk, said: "Fitness fanatics have become so attached to these bracelets that they suffer terribly when separated from them.\n\n"The loss they feel is akin to the death of a loved one or a pet, or going through a painful relationship split."\n\nMiss Richards, 24, of Lowestoft, said: "It was the worst feeling of my life. I spent the whole day staring at my naked wrist, worried about my calories and whether I should go for a five-minute walk.\n\n"I couldn\'t wait to get home to put the FitBit on again."\n\nCheck out <a href="https://totalshape.com/fitness/how-to-get-in-shape-fast/">Total Shape</a> for some more interesting articles on fitness.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Forgetting fitness bracelet causes terrible stress', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'fitness-bracelet-stress', '', '', '2019-04-14 19:22:45', '2019-04-14 19:22:45', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2761', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2763, 1, '2016-02-15 08:47:45', '2016-02-15 08:47:45', '<b>A Suffolk woman who forgot to put on her FitBit bracelet suffered a day of distress and separation trauma normally associated with the death of a close family member, psychologists have confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nSophie Richards took her bracelet off for an early-morning shower, and while traveling to work later she realised she had not put it on again.\r\n\r\nShe broke out into a sweat and had terrible pangs of grief and remorse, knowing her calories burned, steps taken, and heart rate would not be recorded for a whole day.\r\n\r\nDr Anne Ringrose, a psychologist working at the University of Suffolk, said: "Fitness fanatics have become so attached to these bracelets that they suffer terribly when separated from them.\r\n\r\n"The loss they feel is akin to the death of a loved one or a pet, or going through a painful relationship split."\r\n\r\nMiss Richards, 24, of Lowestoft, said: "It was the worst feeling of my life. I spent the whole day staring at my naked wrist, worried about my calories and whether I should go for a five-minute walk.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t wait to get home to put the FitBit on again."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Forgetting fitness bracelet causes terrible stress', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2761-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-15 08:47:45', '2016-02-15 08:47:45', '', 2761, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2761-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2764, 1, '2016-02-15 08:50:44', '2016-02-15 08:50:44', '<b>A Suffolk woman who forgot to put on her FitBit bracelet suffered a day of distress and separation trauma normally associated with the death of a close family member, psychologists have confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nSophie Richards took her bracelet off for an early-morning shower, and while traveling to work later she realised she had not put it on again.\r\n\r\nShe broke out into a sweat and had terrible pangs of grief and remorse, knowing her calories burned, steps taken, and heart rate would not be recorded for a whole day.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-2.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2762"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-2.jpeg" alt="image" width="2200" height="1415" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2762" /></a><I>Sophie Richards with her beloved FitBit fitness bracelet</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nDr Anne Ringrose, a psychologist working at the University of Suffolk, said: "Fitness fanatics have become so attached to these bracelets that they suffer terribly when separated from them.\r\n\r\n"The loss they feel is akin to the death of a loved one or a pet, or going through a painful relationship split."\r\n\r\nMiss Richards, 24, of Lowestoft, said: "It was the worst feeling of my life. I spent the whole day staring at my naked wrist, worried about my calories and whether I should go for a five-minute walk.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t wait to get home to put the FitBit on again."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Forgetting fitness bracelet causes terrible stress', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2761-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-15 08:50:44', '2016-02-15 08:50:44', '', 2761, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2761-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2765, 1, '2016-02-16 11:17:13', '2016-02-16 11:17:13', '<b>Scientists have played down fears that a new Hadron Collider will tear through the fabric of space and time - destroying Aldeburgh, Walberswick and Southwold.</b>\r\n \r\nPlanners have given the green light for a multi-billion pound particle accelerator which will link the three towns - before looping back to Aldeburgh via Blythburgh church.\r\n\r\nPowered by Sizewell B Nuclear power station, the 37-mile atom-smasher will be a ten times more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Cern on the Swiss-French border  - and will therefore have a much greater chance of creating black holes and detecting other universes. \r\n \r\nA train-sized, concrete-cased tube will be sunk in Aldeburgh harbour before re-surfacing next to Maggi Hambling’s Scallop sculpture on the beach.  It will then continue overground, ripping through Minsmere Nature Reserve, Walberswick and onto Southwold pier.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-3.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2768"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-3.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2768" /></a><I>Atomic bombshell: particle accelerator will be powered by Sizewell</center></I><br><br>\r\n \r\nResponding to concerns that the posh coastal towns will disappear into a large black hole, Professor Kat Schrodinger from the Cern Institute said: "There is a risk, of course, and that is why our original plan was for it to pass through Haverhill as no-one would have noticed if it got sucked in.\r\n\r\n"But there is unfortunately no large power source in the west of the county so we are pretty much restricted to the East coast.\r\n\r\n<b>Yacht club</b>\r\n\r\n"The people of Aldeburgh and Southwold are particularly known for embracing technological change and we have a very good relationship with the community. We have already agreed to slightly change the route of the tunnel so that it doesn’t go through the wine cellar of the Aldeburgh Yacht Club."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that boffins have also reached a compromise deal with town council chiefs to only switch on the accelerator during weekdays when all the wealthy property owners will be safely living in their primary residences in north London.\r\n \r\nThe detection of alternative realities may also provide hope for local first-time buyers desperately trying to get on the property ladder.\r\n \r\nProf Schrodinger said: "It’s going to be very exciting as the possibilities are endless. Who knows, we may uncover a parallel universe in which Ipswich are playing sexy football in the Premier League rather than hoofing it in the Championship – or an alternative reality where BBC Look East journalists report outside of Norfolk."\r\n \r\nA footpath will be created alongside the route of the machine so while sub atomic particles smash into each at the speed of light, dog walkers and ramblers will be able to enjoy the coastal scenery at a more gentle pace.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Hadron collider to be built on Suffolk coast', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'hadron-collider-suffolk', '', '', '2016-02-17 12:05:26', '2016-02-17 12:05:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2765', 0, 'post', '', 6); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2766, 1, '2016-02-16 11:04:04', '2016-02-16 11:04:04', '<b>Scientists have played down fears that the largest scientific experiment in history will tear through the fabric of space and time - destroying Aldeburgh, Walberswick and Southwold.</b>\r\n \r\nPlanners have given the green light for a multi-billion pound particle accelerator which will link the three towns - before looping back to Aldeburgh via Blythburgh church.\r\n\r\nPowered by Sizewell B Nuclear power station, the 37-mile atom-smasher will be a ten times more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Cern on the Swiss-French border  - and will therefore have a much greater chance of creating black holes and detecting other universes. \r\n \r\nA train-sized, concrete-cased tube will be sunk in Aldeburgh harbour before re-surfacing next to Maggi Hambling’s Scallop sculpture on the beach.  It will then continue overground, ripping through Minsmere Nature Reserve, Walberswick and onto Southwold pier.\r\n \r\nResponding to concerns that the posh coastal towns will disappear into a large black hole, Professor Kat Schrodinger from the Cern Institute said: "There is a risk, of course, and that is why our original plan was for it to pass through Haverhill as no-one would have noticed if it got sucked in.\r\n\r\n"But there is unfortunately no large power source in the west of the county so we are pretty much restricted to the East coast.\r\n\r\n"The people of Aldeburgh and Southwold are particularly known for embracing technological change and we have a very good relationship with the community. We have already agreed to slightly change the route of the tunnel so that it doesn’t go through the wine cellar of the Aldeburgh Yacht Club."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that boffins have also reached a compromise deal with town council chiefs to only switch on the accelerator during weekdays when all the wealthy property owners will be safely living in their primary residences in north London.\r\n \r\nThe detection of alternative realities may also provide hope for local first-time buyers desperately trying to get on the property ladder.\r\n \r\nProf Schrodinger said: "It’s going to be very exciting as the possibilities are endless. Who knows, we may uncover a parallel universe in which Ipswich are playing sexy football in the Premier League rather than hoofing it in the Championship – or an alternative reality where BBC Look East journalists report outside of Norfolk."\r\n \r\nA footpath will be created alongside the route of the machine so while sub atomic particles smash into each at the speed of light, dog walkers and ramblers will be able to enjoy the coastal scenery at a more gentle pace.', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2765-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-16 11:04:04', '2016-02-16 11:04:04', '', 2765, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2765-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2767, 1, '2016-02-16 11:05:58', '2016-02-16 11:05:58', '<b>Scientists have played down fears that the largest scientific experiment in history will tear through the fabric of space and time - destroying Aldeburgh, Walberswick and Southwold.</b>\r\n \r\nPlanners have given the green light for a multi-billion pound particle accelerator which will link the three towns - before looping back to Aldeburgh via Blythburgh church.\r\n\r\nPowered by Sizewell B Nuclear power station, the 37-mile atom-smasher will be a ten times more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Cern on the Swiss-French border  - and will therefore have a much greater chance of creating black holes and detecting other universes. \r\n \r\nA train-sized, concrete-cased tube will be sunk in Aldeburgh harbour before re-surfacing next to Maggi Hambling’s Scallop sculpture on the beach.  It will then continue overground, ripping through Minsmere Nature Reserve, Walberswick and onto Southwold pier.\r\n \r\nResponding to concerns that the posh coastal towns will disappear into a large black hole, Professor Kat Schrodinger from the Cern Institute said: "There is a risk, of course, and that is why our original plan was for it to pass through Haverhill as no-one would have noticed if it got sucked in.\r\n\r\n"But there is unfortunately no large power source in the west of the county so we are pretty much restricted to the East coast.\r\n\r\n"The people of Aldeburgh and Southwold are particularly known for embracing technological change and we have a very good relationship with the community. We have already agreed to slightly change the route of the tunnel so that it doesn’t go through the wine cellar of the Aldeburgh Yacht Club."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that boffins have also reached a compromise deal with town council chiefs to only switch on the accelerator during weekdays when all the wealthy property owners will be safely living in their primary residences in north London.\r\n \r\nThe detection of alternative realities may also provide hope for local first-time buyers desperately trying to get on the property ladder.\r\n \r\nProf Schrodinger said: "It’s going to be very exciting as the possibilities are endless. Who knows, we may uncover a parallel universe in which Ipswich are playing sexy football in the Premier League rather than hoofing it in the Championship – or an alternative reality where BBC Look East journalists report outside of Norfolk."\r\n \r\nA footpath will be created alongside the route of the machine so while sub atomic particles smash into each at the speed of light, dog walkers and ramblers will be able to enjoy the coastal scenery at a more gentle pace.', 'Hadron collider to be built on Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2765-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-16 11:05:58', '2016-02-16 11:05:58', '', 2765, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2765-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2769, 1, '2016-02-16 11:17:13', '2016-02-16 11:17:13', '<b>Scientists have played down fears that a new Hadron Collider will tear through the fabric of space and time - destroying Aldeburgh, Walberswick and Southwold.</b>\r\n \r\nPlanners have given the green light for a multi-billion pound particle accelerator which will link the three towns - before looping back to Aldeburgh via Blythburgh church.\r\n\r\nPowered by Sizewell B Nuclear power station, the 37-mile atom-smasher will be a ten times more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Cern on the Swiss-French border  - and will therefore have a much greater chance of creating black holes and detecting other universes. \r\n \r\nA train-sized, concrete-cased tube will be sunk in Aldeburgh harbour before re-surfacing next to Maggi Hambling’s Scallop sculpture on the beach.  It will then continue overground, ripping through Minsmere Nature Reserve, Walberswick and onto Southwold pier.\r\n \r\nResponding to concerns that the posh coastal towns will disappear into a large black hole, Professor Kat Schrodinger from the Cern Institute said: "There is a risk, of course, and that is why our original plan was for it to pass through Haverhill as no-one would have noticed if it got sucked in.\r\n\r\n"But there is unfortunately no large power source in the west of the county so we are pretty much restricted to the East coast.\r\n\r\n"The people of Aldeburgh and Southwold are particularly known for embracing technological change and we have a very good relationship with the community. We have already agreed to slightly change the route of the tunnel so that it doesn’t go through the wine cellar of the Aldeburgh Yacht Club."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that boffins have also reached a compromise deal with town council chiefs to only switch on the accelerator during weekdays when all the wealthy property owners will be safely living in their primary residences in north London.\r\n \r\nThe detection of alternative realities may also provide hope for local first-time buyers desperately trying to get on the property ladder.\r\n \r\nProf Schrodinger said: "It’s going to be very exciting as the possibilities are endless. Who knows, we may uncover a parallel universe in which Ipswich are playing sexy football in the Premier League rather than hoofing it in the Championship – or an alternative reality where BBC Look East journalists report outside of Norfolk."\r\n \r\nA footpath will be created alongside the route of the machine so while sub atomic particles smash into each at the speed of light, dog walkers and ramblers will be able to enjoy the coastal scenery at a more gentle pace.', 'Hadron collider to be built on Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2765-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-16 11:17:13', '2016-02-16 11:17:13', '', 2765, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2765-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2770, 1, '2016-02-16 11:29:16', '2016-02-16 11:29:16', '<b>Scientists have played down fears that a new Hadron Collider will tear through the fabric of space and time - destroying Aldeburgh, Walberswick and Southwold.</b>\n \nPlanners have given the green light for a multi-billion pound particle accelerator which will link the three towns - before looping back to Aldeburgh via Blythburgh church.\n\nPowered by Sizewell B Nuclear power station, the 37-mile atom-smasher will be a ten times more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Cern on the Swiss-French border  - and will therefore have a much greater chance of creating black holes and detecting other universes. \n \nA train-sized, concrete-cased tube will be sunk in Aldeburgh harbour before re-surfacing next to Maggi Hambling’s Scallop sculpture on the beach.  It will then continue overground, ripping through Minsmere Nature Reserve, Walberswick and onto Southwold pier.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-3.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2768"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-3.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2768" /></a><I>Atomic bombshell: particle accelerator will be powered by Sizewell</center></I><br><br>\n \nResponding to concerns that the posh coastal towns will disappear into a large black hole, Professor Kat Schrodinger from the Cern Institute said: "There is a risk, of course, and that is why our original plan was for it to pass through Haverhill as no-one would have noticed if it got sucked in.\n\n"But there is unfortunately no large power source in the west of the county so we are pretty much restricted to the East coast.\n\n\n\n"The people of Aldeburgh and Southwold are particularly known for embracing technological change and we have a very good relationship with the community. We have already agreed to slightly change the route of the tunnel so that it doesn’t go through the wine cellar of the Aldeburgh Yacht Club."\n \nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that boffins have also reached a compromise deal with town council chiefs to only switch on the accelerator during weekdays when all the wealthy property owners will be safely living in their primary residences in north London.\n \nThe detection of alternative realities may also provide hope for local first-time buyers desperately trying to get on the property ladder.\n \nProf Schrodinger said: "It’s going to be very exciting as the possibilities are endless. Who knows, we may uncover a parallel universe in which Ipswich are playing sexy football in the Premier League rather than hoofing it in the Championship – or an alternative reality where BBC Look East journalists report outside of Norfolk."\n \nA footpath will be created alongside the route of the machine so while sub atomic particles smash into each at the speed of light, dog walkers and ramblers will be able to enjoy the coastal scenery at a more gentle pace.', 'Hadron collider to be built on Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2765-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-02-16 11:29:16', '2016-02-16 11:29:16', '', 2765, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2765-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2771, 1, '2016-02-16 11:26:39', '2016-02-16 11:26:39', '<b>Scientists have played down fears that a new Hadron Collider will tear through the fabric of space and time - destroying Aldeburgh, Walberswick and Southwold.</b>\r\n \r\nPlanners have given the green light for a multi-billion pound particle accelerator which will link the three towns - before looping back to Aldeburgh via Blythburgh church.\r\n\r\nPowered by Sizewell B Nuclear power station, the 37-mile atom-smasher will be a ten times more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Cern on the Swiss-French border  - and will therefore have a much greater chance of creating black holes and detecting other universes. \r\n \r\nA train-sized, concrete-cased tube will be sunk in Aldeburgh harbour before re-surfacing next to Maggi Hambling’s Scallop sculpture on the beach.  It will then continue overground, ripping through Minsmere Nature Reserve, Walberswick and onto Southwold pier.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-3.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2768"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-3.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2768" /></a><I>Atomic bombshell: particle accelerator will be powered by Sizewell</center></I><br><br>\r\n \r\nResponding to concerns that the posh coastal towns will disappear into a large black hole, Professor Kat Schrodinger from the Cern Institute said: "There is a risk, of course, and that is why our original plan was for it to pass through Haverhill as no-one would have noticed if it got sucked in.\r\n\r\n"But there is unfortunately no large power source in the west of the county so we are pretty much restricted to the East coast.\r\n\r\n"The people of Aldeburgh and Southwold are particularly known for embracing technological change and we have a very good relationship with the community. We have already agreed to slightly change the route of the tunnel so that it doesn’t go through the wine cellar of the Aldeburgh Yacht Club."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that boffins have also reached a compromise deal with town council chiefs to only switch on the accelerator during weekdays when all the wealthy property owners will be safely living in their primary residences in north London.\r\n \r\nThe detection of alternative realities may also provide hope for local first-time buyers desperately trying to get on the property ladder.\r\n \r\nProf Schrodinger said: "It’s going to be very exciting as the possibilities are endless. Who knows, we may uncover a parallel universe in which Ipswich are playing sexy football in the Premier League rather than hoofing it in the Championship – or an alternative reality where BBC Look East journalists report outside of Norfolk."\r\n \r\nA footpath will be created alongside the route of the machine so while sub atomic particles smash into each at the speed of light, dog walkers and ramblers will be able to enjoy the coastal scenery at a more gentle pace.', 'Hadron collider to be built on Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2765-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-16 11:26:39', '2016-02-16 11:26:39', '', 2765, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2765-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2772, 1, '2016-02-16 11:29:44', '2016-02-16 11:29:44', '<b>Scientists have played down fears that a new Hadron Collider will tear through the fabric of space and time - destroying Aldeburgh, Walberswick and Southwold.</b>\r\n \r\nPlanners have given the green light for a multi-billion pound particle accelerator which will link the three towns - before looping back to Aldeburgh via Blythburgh church.\r\n\r\nPowered by Sizewell B Nuclear power station, the 37-mile atom-smasher will be a ten times more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Cern on the Swiss-French border  - and will therefore have a much greater chance of creating black holes and detecting other universes. \r\n \r\nA train-sized, concrete-cased tube will be sunk in Aldeburgh harbour before re-surfacing next to Maggi Hambling’s Scallop sculpture on the beach.  It will then continue overground, ripping through Minsmere Nature Reserve, Walberswick and onto Southwold pier.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-3.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2768"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-3.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2768" /></a><I>Atomic bombshell: particle accelerator will be powered by Sizewell</center></I><br><br>\r\n \r\nResponding to concerns that the posh coastal towns will disappear into a large black hole, Professor Kat Schrodinger from the Cern Institute said: "There is a risk, of course, and that is why our original plan was for it to pass through Haverhill as no-one would have noticed if it got sucked in.\r\n\r\n"But there is unfortunately no large power source in the west of the county so we are pretty much restricted to the East coast.\r\n\r\n<b>Yacht club</b>\r\n\r\n"The people of Aldeburgh and Southwold are particularly known for embracing technological change and we have a very good relationship with the community. We have already agreed to slightly change the route of the tunnel so that it doesn’t go through the wine cellar of the Aldeburgh Yacht Club."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that boffins have also reached a compromise deal with town council chiefs to only switch on the accelerator during weekdays when all the wealthy property owners will be safely living in their primary residences in north London.\r\n \r\nThe detection of alternative realities may also provide hope for local first-time buyers desperately trying to get on the property ladder.\r\n \r\nProf Schrodinger said: "It’s going to be very exciting as the possibilities are endless. Who knows, we may uncover a parallel universe in which Ipswich are playing sexy football in the Premier League rather than hoofing it in the Championship – or an alternative reality where BBC Look East journalists report outside of Norfolk."\r\n \r\nA footpath will be created alongside the route of the machine so while sub atomic particles smash into each at the speed of light, dog walkers and ramblers will be able to enjoy the coastal scenery at a more gentle pace.', 'Hadron collider to be built on Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2765-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-16 11:29:44', '2016-02-16 11:29:44', '', 2765, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2765-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2775, 1, '2016-02-17 11:06:28', '2016-02-17 11:06:28', '<b>Scientists have played down fears that a new Hadron Collider will tear through the fabric of space and time - destroying Aldeburgh, Walberswick and Southwold.</b>\r\n \r\nPlanners have given the green light for a multi-billion pound particle accelerator which will link the three towns - before looping back to Aldeburgh via Blythburgh church.\r\n\r\nPowered by Sizewell B Nuclear power station, the 37-mile atom-smasher will be a ten times more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Cern on the Swiss-French border  - and will therefore have a much greater chance of creating black holes and detecting other universes. \r\n \r\nA train-sized, concrete-cased tube will be sunk in Aldeburgh harbour before re-surfacing next to Maggi Hambling’s Scallop sculpture on the beach.  It will then continue overground, ripping through Minsmere Nature Reserve, Walberswick and onto Southwold pier.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-3.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2768"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-3.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2768" /></a><I>Atomic bombshell: particle accelerator will be powered by Sizewell</center></I><br><br>\r\n \r\nResponding to concerns that the posh coastal towns will disappear into a large black hole, Professor Kat Schrodinger from the Cern Institute said: "There is a risk, of course, and that is why our original plan was for it to pass through Haverhill as no-one would have noticed if it got sucked in.\r\n\r\n"But there is unfortunately no large power source in the west of the county so we are pretty much restricted to the East coast.\r\n\r\n<b>Yacht club</b>\r\n\r\n"The people of Aldeburgh and Southwold are particularly known for embracing technological change and we have a very good relationship with the community. We have already agreed to slightly change the route of the tunnel so that it doesn’t go through the wine cellar of the Aldeburgh Yacht Club."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that boffins have also reached a compromise deal with town council chiefs to only switch on the accelerator during weekdays when all the wealthy property owners will be safely living in their primary residences in north London.\r\n \r\nThe detection of alternative realities may also provide hope for local first-time buyers desperately trying to get on the property ladder.\r\n \r\nProf Schrodinger said: "It’s going to be very exciting as the possibilities are endless. Who knows, we may uncover a parallel universe in which Ipswich are playing sexy football in the Premier League rather than hoofing it in the Championship – or an alternative reality where BBC Look East journalists report outside of Norfolk."\r\n \r\nA footpath will be created alongside the route of the machine so while sub atomic particles smash into each at the speed of light, dog walkers and ramblers will be able to enjoy the coastal scenery at a more gentle pace.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Hadron collider to be built on Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2765-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-17 11:06:28', '2016-02-17 11:06:28', '', 2765, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2765-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2776, 1, '2016-02-17 12:02:57', '2016-02-17 12:02:57', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nSuffolk teachers have been ordered to wash in the mornings and not turn up to lessons in their pyjamas.</b>\r\n\r\nSchool heads have noticed a rise in staff arriving still in pyjamas to teach their first class - and some have even worn them all day.\r\n\r\nA shock Ofsted report revealed one teacher even attended a parents evening still wearing pink pyjamas and a pair of slippers, while another refereed a school football match while sporting a green-patterned onesie.\r\n\r\nA county council letter to all teachers, seen by the Suffolk Gazette, warns them that keeping to a strict dress code is essential if pupils are to be set a good example.\r\n\r\nThe move comes just weeks after a headteacher in Darlington made the headlines by writing to parents asking them not to wear pyjamas on the school run.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:474px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/178938039" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:76.160338% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/178938039?et=q242XNMQSuB9f5GIxk_tfg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=J8ZvNpwnGy9bVOBmsUrUSQe5MwSxWkxSuaPwJZXqe3I=" width="474" height="361" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Teaching bad habits: A Suffolk chemistry master in class yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne Suffolk head, who asked not to be named, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s hard enough keeping kids awake in class without their teacher standing in front of them in their nightwear.\r\n\r\n"Some pyjamas can look quite smart, but most of the time they are embarrassing and not at all appropriate. And the fact they are being worn implies the teacher has not even bothered washing in the morning.\r\n\r\n"We have enforced a blanket ban and any teacher refusing to comply will face disciplinary action."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the local National Union of Teachers branch insisted: "We will defend our members. Teachers are often so overworked at home with marking and lesson planning that they don\'t have time to get dressed in the mornings."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Teachers told not to work in pyjamas', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'teachers-work-in-pyjamas', '', '', '2016-02-19 09:38:29', '2016-02-19 09:38:29', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2776', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2778, 1, '2016-02-17 12:02:27', '2016-02-17 12:02:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nSuffolk teachers have been ordered to wash in the mornings and not turn up to lessons in their pyjamas.</b>\r\n\r\nSchool heads have noticed a rise in staff arriving still in pyjamas to teach their first lesson - and some have even worn them all day.\r\n\r\nA shock Ofsted report revealed one teacher even attended a parents evening still wearing pink pyjamas and a pair of slippers, while another refereed a school football match while wearing a green-patterned onesie.\r\n\r\nA county council letter to all teachers, seen by the Suffolk Gazette, warns them that keeping to a strict dress code is essential if pupils are to be set a good example.\r\n\r\nThe move comes just weeks after a headteacher in Darlington made the headlines by writing to parents asking them not to wear pyjamas on the school run.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:474px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/178938039" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:76.160338% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/178938039?et=q242XNMQSuB9f5GIxk_tfg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=J8ZvNpwnGy9bVOBmsUrUSQe5MwSxWkxSuaPwJZXqe3I=" width="474" height="361" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Teaching bad habits: A Suffolk chemistry master in class yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne Suffolk head, who asked not to be named, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s hard enough keeping kids awake in class without their teacher standing in front of them in their nightwear.\r\n\r\n"Some pyjamas can look quite smart, but most of the time they are embarrassing and not at all appropriate. And the fact they are being worn implies the teacher has not even bothered washing in the morning.\r\n\r\n"We have enforced a blanket ban and any teacher refusing to comply will face disciplinary action."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the local National Union of Teachers branch insisted: "We will defend our members. Teachers are often so overworked at home with marking and lesson planning that they don\'t have time to get dressed in the mornings."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Teachers told not to work in pyjamas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2776-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-17 12:02:27', '2016-02-17 12:02:27', '', 2776, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2776-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2779, 1, '2016-02-17 12:03:56', '2016-02-17 12:03:56', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nSuffolk teachers have been ordered to wash in the mornings and not turn up to lessons in their pyjamas.</b>\r\n\r\nSchool heads have noticed a rise in staff arriving still in pyjamas to teach their first class - and some have even worn them all day.\r\n\r\nA shock Ofsted report revealed one teacher even attended a parents evening still wearing pink pyjamas and a pair of slippers, while another refereed a school football match while wearing a green-patterned onesie.\r\n\r\nA county council letter to all teachers, seen by the Suffolk Gazette, warns them that keeping to a strict dress code is essential if pupils are to be set a good example.\r\n\r\nThe move comes just weeks after a headteacher in Darlington made the headlines by writing to parents asking them not to wear pyjamas on the school run.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:474px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/178938039" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:76.160338% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/178938039?et=q242XNMQSuB9f5GIxk_tfg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=J8ZvNpwnGy9bVOBmsUrUSQe5MwSxWkxSuaPwJZXqe3I=" width="474" height="361" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Teaching bad habits: A Suffolk chemistry master in class yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne Suffolk head, who asked not to be named, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s hard enough keeping kids awake in class without their teacher standing in front of them in their nightwear.\r\n\r\n"Some pyjamas can look quite smart, but most of the time they are embarrassing and not at all appropriate. And the fact they are being worn implies the teacher has not even bothered washing in the morning.\r\n\r\n"We have enforced a blanket ban and any teacher refusing to comply will face disciplinary action."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the local National Union of Teachers branch insisted: "We will defend our members. Teachers are often so overworked at home with marking and lesson planning that they don\'t have time to get dressed in the mornings."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Teachers told not to work in pyjamas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2776-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-17 12:03:56', '2016-02-17 12:03:56', '', 2776, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2776-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2791, 1, '2016-02-17 14:48:05', '2016-02-17 14:48:05', 'James Corden and music legend Stevie Wonder carpool through Los Angeles singing some of his classic songs - and Stevie suggests he and James start a group called the Wondercats.\r\n\r\nStevie Wonder’s 20-city tour \'Songs In The Key Of Life Performance\' starts on September 30 in Montreal and ends on November 24 at New York’s Madison Square Garden.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qqrvm2XDvpQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'James Corden and Stevie Wonder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1725-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-17 14:48:05', '2016-02-17 14:48:05', '', 1725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1725-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2793, 0, '2016-02-17 15:33:33', '2016-02-17 15:33:33', 'Maybe a story here for you. My friend in Norfolk who hates holiday chavs posted this on Facebook today. Maybe a story re-work for you here. He posted a pic of Wayne and Waynetta slob.\r\n\r\nRSPB NewsFlash! Spokesman Ron Pinkfoot-Goose confirms that migratory Beanies have been seen in Wells for the first time in 2016. "At roughly 1435 today we heard the first calls of the Beanie which is a cross between a smokers cough and loud shouts which sound similar to "packitinyoulittlebleeder"! The Beanies have started to leave their winter grazing in Poundland and we expect a great deal more to arrive in the area which is rich in fish and chip shops; the natural source of food for the Beanie". More in the News at 6.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Nick Rainsley\nAUTHOR EMAIL: nick.rainsley@agrovista.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 86.129.253.217\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Nick Rainsley\n    [2_Email] =&gt; nick.rainsley@agrovista.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Maybe a story here for you. My friend in Norfolk who hates holiday chavs posted this on Facebook today. Maybe a story re-work for you here. He posted a pic of Wayne and Waynetta slob.\r\n\r\nRSPB NewsFlash! Spokesman Ron Pinkfoot-Goose confirms that migratory Beanies have been seen in Wells for the first time in 2016. "At roughly 1435 today we heard the first calls of the Beanie which is a cross between a smokers cough and loud shouts which sound similar to "packitinyoulittlebleeder"! The Beanies have started to leave their winter grazing in Poundland and we expect a great deal more to arrive in the area which is rich in fish and chip shops; the natural source of food for the Beanie". More in the News at 6.\n)\n', 'Nick Rainsley - 2016-02-17 15:33:33', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2c1f4b2214bca8a65bd721c755c66a70', '', '', '2016-02-17 15:33:33', '2016-02-17 15:33:33', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=2793', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2794, 1, '2016-02-17 16:02:30', '2016-02-17 16:02:30', 'Ipswich welcomes the Suffolk Regiment as it returns from its tour of duty, seeing action in Malaya in 1953...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hoT08_uCwp4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Ipswich honours Suffolk Regiment', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '677-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-17 16:02:30', '2016-02-17 16:02:30', '', 677, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/677-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2800, 1, '2016-02-18 09:47:20', '2016-02-18 09:47:20', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia bosses were celebrating today after a new report revealed their trains were the least likely in the country to have a major accident.</strong>\r\n\r\nDespite a separate Which? survey declaring less than half of passengers were satisfied with the Greater Anglia service, management pointed to the safety report as a true reflection of their track record.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut they failed to mention the small print, which stressed that Greater Anglia trains were the safest only because they never go fast enough to be dangerous.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2526"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="greater-anglia-train" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a><i>Safety first: Greater Anglia</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne of the Train Safety Report authors told the Suffolk Gazette: "Greater Anglia trains either do not run, or they tend to crawl to and from London. The branch line trains are so slow a man walks in front of them waving a red flag.\r\n\r\n"So it\'s no surprise their trains are the least likely to be involved in an accident because if there was a collision, nobody would notice."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/boris-johnson-greater-anglia/">Greater Anglia</a> bosses insist repeatedly they are spending £40 million on improvements so that passengers can be more comfortable while they crawl along through Shenfield, or stop for no apparent reason somewhere in East London.\r\n\r\nBut the Which? report, published today alongside the Train Safety Report, concludes passengers are not getting the Greater Anglia message. It found 47% of them are unsatisfied, making Greater Anglia one of the worst operators in the country.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Greater Anglia trains least likely to have an accident', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'greater-anglia-trains-accident', '', '', '2018-01-29 12:10:19', '2018-01-29 12:10:19', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2800', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2801, 1, '2016-02-18 09:45:35', '2016-02-18 09:45:35', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia bosses were celebrating today after a new report revealed their trains were the least likely in the country to have a major accident.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite a separate Which? survey declaring less than half of passengers were satisfied with the Greater Anglia service, management pointed to the safety report as a true reflection of their track record.\r\n\r\nBut they failed to mention the small print, which stressed that Greater Anglia trains were the safest only because they never go fast enough to be dangerous.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2526"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="greater-anglia-train" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a><i>Safety first: Greater Anglia</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne of the Train Safety Report authors told the Suffolk Gazette: "Greater Anglia trains either do not run, or they tend to crawl to and from London. The branch line trains are so slow a man walks in front of them waving a red flag.\r\n\r\n"So it\'s no surprise their trains are the least likely to be involved in an accident because if there was a collision, nobody would notice."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia bosses insist repeatedly they are spending £40 million on improvements so that passengers can be more comfortable while they crawl along through Shenfield, or stop for no apparent reason somewhere in East London.\r\n\r\nBut a Which? report, published today alongside the Train Safety Report, concludes passengers are not getting the Greater Anglia message. It found 47% of them are unsatisfied, making Greater Anglia one of the worst operators in the country.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Greater Anglia trains least likely to have an accident', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2800-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-18 09:45:35', '2016-02-18 09:45:35', '', 2800, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2800-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2802, 1, '2016-02-18 09:47:20', '2016-02-18 09:47:20', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia bosses were celebrating today after a new report revealed their trains were the least likely in the country to have a major accident.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite a separate Which? survey declaring less than half of passengers were satisfied with the Greater Anglia service, management pointed to the safety report as a true reflection of their track record.\r\n\r\nBut they failed to mention the small print, which stressed that Greater Anglia trains were the safest only because they never go fast enough to be dangerous.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2526"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="greater-anglia-train" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a><i>Safety first: Greater Anglia</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne of the Train Safety Report authors told the Suffolk Gazette: "Greater Anglia trains either do not run, or they tend to crawl to and from London. The branch line trains are so slow a man walks in front of them waving a red flag.\r\n\r\n"So it\'s no surprise their trains are the least likely to be involved in an accident because if there was a collision, nobody would notice."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia bosses insist repeatedly they are spending £40 million on improvements so that passengers can be more comfortable while they crawl along through Shenfield, or stop for no apparent reason somewhere in East London.\r\n\r\nBut the Which? report, published today alongside the Train Safety Report, concludes passengers are not getting the Greater Anglia message. It found 47% of them are unsatisfied, making Greater Anglia one of the worst operators in the country.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Greater Anglia trains least likely to have an accident', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2800-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-18 09:47:20', '2016-02-18 09:47:20', '', 2800, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2800-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2803, 1, '2016-02-19 11:30:07', '2016-02-19 11:30:07', '<b>By Courtney Pike\r\nAngling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Norfolk pensioner drove her car into the River Deben after her Sat Nav sent her to Waldringfield instead of Great Waldingfield.</b>\r\n\r\nBetty Hampton, 79, from Norwich, decided to pay a visit to her twin sister, who lives in a pretty cottage in the small village of Great Waldingfield near Sudbury in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut she got a little confused when using her new car satellite navigation device for the first time - and mistakenly keyed in Waldringfield, the riverside hamlet near Woodbridge, as her destination.\r\n\r\nBetty headed off happily enough down the A140 and then dutifully followed the Sat Nav instructions to head east to Woodbridge, rather than west towards Sudbury.\r\n\r\nShe trundled along the windy country lanes near Waldringfield, went down Cliff Lane towards the river - and kept going at 20mph, straight into the water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2804"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" alt="car-in-deben" width="733" height="554" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2804" /></a><i>Making waves: Betty Hampton\'s car stuck in the River Deben</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLuckily, her car was not completely submerged in the River Deben, and the landlord of the nearby Maybush Inn heard her cries for help and managed to pull her out.\r\n\r\n"She was wet, cold, and a little dazed, but otherwise unhurt by her ordeal," a local fisherman said. "She told us she thought she was in Great Waldingfield, and that there is no river there, so she was a little surprised to drive into one.\r\n\r\n"She was able to have a chuckle about it while she dried out next to the fire in the pub, and staff allowed her to ring her sister to tell her she wouldn\'t make lunch."\r\n\r\nMrs Hampton\'s car was written off, and a kindly police officer gave her a lift to Ipswich Railway Station, from where she was able to get a train back home to Norwich.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sat Nav pensioner drives into River Deben', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'sat-nav-river-deben', '', '', '2016-02-20 16:34:30', '2016-02-20 16:34:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2803', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2805, 1, '2016-02-19 11:27:50', '2016-02-19 11:27:50', '<b>A Norfolk pensioner drove her car into the River Deben after her Sat Nav sent her to Waldringfield instead of Great Waldingfield.</b>\r\n\r\nBetty Hampton, 79, from Norwich, decided to pay a visit to her twin sister, who lives in a pretty cottage in the small village of Great Waldingfield near Sudbury in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut she got a little confused when using her new car satellite navigation device for the first time - and mistakenly keyed in Wadringfield, the riverside hamlet near Woodbridge, as her destination.\r\n\r\nBetty headed off happily down the A140 and then dutifully followed the Sat Nav instructions to head east to Woodbridge, rather than west towards Sudbury.\r\n\r\nShe trundled along the windy country lanes near Waldringfield, went down Cliff Lane towards the river - and kept going at 20mph, straight into the water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2804"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" alt="car-in-deben" width="733" height="554" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2804" /></a><i>Making waves: Betty Hampton\'s car stuck in the River Deben</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLuckily, her car was not completely submerged in the River Deben, and the landlord of the nearby Maybush Inn heard her cries for help and managed to pull her out.\r\n\r\n"She was wet, cold, and a little dazed, but otherwise unhurt by her ordeal," a local fisherman said. "She told us she thought she was in Great Waldingfield, and that there is no river there, so she was a little surprised to drive into one.\r\n\r\n"She was able to have a chuckle about it while she dried out next to the fire in the pub, and staff allowed her to ring her sister to tell her she wouldn\'t make lunch."\r\n\r\nMrs Hampton\'s car was written off, and a kindly police officer gave her a lift to Ipswich Railway Station, from where she was able to get a train back home to Norwich.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sat Nav pensioner drives into River Deben', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2803-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-19 11:27:50', '2016-02-19 11:27:50', '', 2803, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2803-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2806, 1, '2016-02-19 11:29:06', '2016-02-19 11:29:06', '<b>A Norfolk pensioner drove her car into the River Deben after her Sat Nav sent her to Waldringfield instead of Great Waldingfield.</b>\r\n\r\nBetty Hampton, 79, from Norwich, decided to pay a visit to her twin sister, who lives in a pretty cottage in the small village of Great Waldingfield near Sudbury in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut she got a little confused when using her new car satellite navigation device for the first time - and mistakenly keyed in Waldringfield, the riverside hamlet near Woodbridge, as her destination.\r\n\r\nBetty headed off happily down the A140 and then dutifully followed the Sat Nav instructions to head east to Woodbridge, rather than west towards Sudbury.\r\n\r\nShe trundled along the windy country lanes near Waldringfield, went down Cliff Lane towards the river - and kept going at 20mph, straight into the water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2804"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" alt="car-in-deben" width="733" height="554" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2804" /></a><i>Making waves: Betty Hampton\'s car stuck in the River Deben</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLuckily, her car was not completely submerged in the River Deben, and the landlord of the nearby Maybush Inn heard her cries for help and managed to pull her out.\r\n\r\n"She was wet, cold, and a little dazed, but otherwise unhurt by her ordeal," a local fisherman said. "She told us she thought she was in Great Waldingfield, and that there is no river there, so she was a little surprised to drive into one.\r\n\r\n"She was able to have a chuckle about it while she dried out next to the fire in the pub, and staff allowed her to ring her sister to tell her she wouldn\'t make lunch."\r\n\r\nMrs Hampton\'s car was written off, and a kindly police officer gave her a lift to Ipswich Railway Station, from where she was able to get a train back home to Norwich.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sat Nav pensioner drives into River Deben', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2803-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-19 11:29:06', '2016-02-19 11:29:06', '', 2803, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2803-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2807, 1, '2016-02-19 11:31:24', '2016-02-19 11:31:24', '<b>A Norfolk pensioner drove her car into the River Deben after her Sat Nav sent her to Waldringfield instead of Great Waldingfield.</b>\n\nBetty Hampton, 79, from Norwich, decided to pay a visit to her twin sister, who lives in a pretty cottage in the small village of Great Waldingfield near Sudbury in Suffolk.\n\nBut she got a little confused when using her new car satellite navigation device for the first time - and mistakenly keyed in Waldringfield, the riverside hamlet near Woodbridge, as her destination.\n\nBetty headed off happily enough down the A140 and then dutifully followed the Sat Nav instructions to head east to Woodbridge, rather than west towards Sudbury.\n\nShe trundled along the windy country lanes near Waldringfield, went down Cliff Lane towards the river - and kept going at 20mph, straight into the water.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2804"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" alt="car-in-deben" width="733" height="554" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2804" /></a><i>Making waves: Betty Hampton\'s car stuck in the River Deben</center></i><br><br>\n\nLuckily, her car was not completely submerged in the River Deben, and the landlord of the nearby Maybush Inn heard her cries for help and managed to pull her out.\n\n"She was wet, cold, and a little dazed, but otherwise unhurt by her ordeal," a local fisherman said. "She told us she thought she was in Great Waldingfield, and that there is no river there, so she was a little surprised to drive into one.\n\n"She was able to have a chuckle about it while she dried out next to the fire in the pub, and staff allowed her to ring her sister to tell her she wouldn\'t make lunch."\n\nMrs Hampton\'s car was written off, and a kindly police officer gave her a lift to Ipswich Railway Station, from where she was able to get a train back home to Norwich.\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sat Nav pensioner drives into River Deben', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2803-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-02-19 11:31:24', '2016-02-19 11:31:24', '', 2803, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2803-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2808, 1, '2016-02-19 11:31:45', '2016-02-19 11:31:45', '<b>A Norfolk pensioner drove her car into the River Deben after her Sat Nav sent her to Waldringfield instead of Great Waldingfield.</b>\r\n\r\nBetty Hampton, 79, from Norwich, decided to pay a visit to her twin sister, who lives in a pretty cottage in the small village of Great Waldingfield near Sudbury in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut she got a little confused when using her new car satellite navigation device for the first time - and mistakenly keyed in Waldringfield, the riverside hamlet near Woodbridge, as her destination.\r\n\r\nBetty headed off happily enough down the A140 and then dutifully followed the Sat Nav instructions to head east to Woodbridge, rather than west towards Sudbury.\r\n\r\nShe trundled along the windy country lanes near Waldringfield, went down Cliff Lane towards the river - and kept going at 20mph, straight into the water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2804"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" alt="car-in-deben" width="733" height="554" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2804" /></a><i>Making waves: Betty Hampton\'s car stuck in the River Deben</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLuckily, her car was not completely submerged in the River Deben, and the landlord of the nearby Maybush Inn heard her cries for help and managed to pull her out.\r\n\r\n"She was wet, cold, and a little dazed, but otherwise unhurt by her ordeal," a local fisherman said. "She told us she thought she was in Great Waldingfield, and that there is no river there, so she was a little surprised to drive into one.\r\n\r\n"She was able to have a chuckle about it while she dried out next to the fire in the pub, and staff allowed her to ring her sister to tell her she wouldn\'t make lunch."\r\n\r\nMrs Hampton\'s car was written off, and a kindly police officer gave her a lift to Ipswich Railway Station, from where she was able to get a train back home to Norwich.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sat Nav pensioner drives into River Deben', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2803-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-19 11:31:45', '2016-02-19 11:31:45', '', 2803, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2803-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2811, 1, '2016-02-19 12:16:17', '2016-02-19 12:16:17', '<b>By Courtney Pike\r\nAngling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Norfolk pensioner drove her car into the River Deben after her Sat Nav sent her to Waldringfield instead of Great Waldingfield.</b>\r\n\r\nBetty Hampton, 79, from Norwich, decided to pay a visit to her twin sister, who lives in a pretty cottage in the small village of Great Waldingfield near Sudbury in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut she got a little confused when using her new car satellite navigation device for the first time - and mistakenly keyed in Waldringfield, the riverside hamlet near Woodbridge, as her destination.\r\n\r\nBetty headed off happily enough down the A140 and then dutifully followed the Sat Nav instructions to head east to Woodbridge, rather than west towards Sudbury.\r\n\r\nShe trundled along the windy country lanes near Waldringfield, went down Cliff Lane towards the river - and kept going at 20mph, straight into the water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2804"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/car-in-deben-e1455879665929.jpg" alt="car-in-deben" width="733" height="554" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2804" /></a><i>Making waves: Betty Hampton\'s car stuck in the River Deben</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLuckily, her car was not completely submerged in the River Deben, and the landlord of the nearby Maybush Inn heard her cries for help and managed to pull her out.\r\n\r\n"She was wet, cold, and a little dazed, but otherwise unhurt by her ordeal," a local fisherman said. "She told us she thought she was in Great Waldingfield, and that there is no river there, so she was a little surprised to drive into one.\r\n\r\n"She was able to have a chuckle about it while she dried out next to the fire in the pub, and staff allowed her to ring her sister to tell her she wouldn\'t make lunch."\r\n\r\nMrs Hampton\'s car was written off, and a kindly police officer gave her a lift to Ipswich Railway Station, from where she was able to get a train back home to Norwich.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sat Nav pensioner drives into River Deben', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2803-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-19 12:16:17', '2016-02-19 12:16:17', '', 2803, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2803-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2820, 1, '2016-02-20 16:32:28', '2016-02-20 16:32:28', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA man with a banjo has created a music video to offer useful advice about dating Fenland women.</strong>\r\n\r\nWith his band, the Ouse Valley Singles Club, he says it is difficult to understand the speech of a woman from Wisbech, but that "when she gets randy, her extra finger comes in handy".\r\n\r\nThe video, shown below, portrays life in rural Cambridgeshire very accurately, and confirms how closely related they must be to people from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nYou\'ll enjoy this if you like country music or a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ukulele-band/">ukulele band</a>.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ONGVHbqFUBs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'When she gets randy, her extra finger comes in handy\'', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy', '', '', '2018-01-29 15:23:36', '2018-01-29 15:23:36', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2820', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2821, 1, '2016-02-20 16:26:01', '2016-02-20 16:26:01', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Cambridgeshire man has created a music video to offer useful advice about dating Fenland women.</b>\r\n\r\nWith his band the Ouse Valley Singles Club, he says it is difficult to undertand the speech of women from Wisbeech, but that "when she gets randy, her extra finger comes in handy".\r\n\r\nThe video portrays life in rural Cambridgeshire very accurately, and confirms just how modern Suffolk is by comparison.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ONGVHbqFUBs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'When she gets randy, her extra finger comes in handy\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2820-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-20 16:26:01', '2016-02-20 16:26:01', '', 2820, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2820-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2823, 1, '2016-02-20 16:32:28', '2016-02-20 16:32:28', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA man with a banjo has created a music video to offer useful advice about dating Fenland women.</b>\r\n\r\nWith his band, the Ouse Valley Singles Club, he says it is difficult to understand the speech of a woman from Wisbech, but that "when she gets randy, her extra finger comes in handy".\r\n\r\nThe video portrays life in rural Cambridgeshire very accurately, and confirms how closely related they must be to people from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ONGVHbqFUBs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'When she gets randy, her extra finger comes in handy\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2820-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-20 16:32:28', '2016-02-20 16:32:28', '', 2820, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2820-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2824, 1, '2016-02-20 16:33:32', '2016-02-20 16:33:32', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA man with a banjo has created a music video to offer useful advice about dating Fenland women.</b>\r\n\r\nWith his band, the Ouse Valley Singles Club, he says it is difficult to understand the speech of a woman from Wisbech, but that "when she gets randy, her extra finger comes in handy".\r\n\r\nThe video, shown below, portrays life in rural Cambridgeshire very accurately, and confirms how closely related they must be to people from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ONGVHbqFUBs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'When she gets randy, her extra finger comes in handy\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2820-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-20 16:33:32', '2016-02-20 16:33:32', '', 2820, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2820-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2826, 1, '2016-02-22 08:33:13', '2016-02-22 08:33:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2825"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2825" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man claims to have the world\'s oldest surviving Polo mint, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nRoger Mottram, 49, says the rare sweet is from 1948, the first year they were produced.\r\n\r\nHe keeps it in a  display case on his sideboard along with a note from makers Rowntree confirming its age.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It was found in my great grandfather\'s trouser pocket when he died and it\'s been passed down the family over generations," Mr Mottram said.\r\n\r\n"He never had much money, so this was seen as a great family memento."\r\n\r\nMr Mottram, who works in a newsagent in Brandon, said he had been tempted once or twice to eat it.\r\n\r\n"I quite like Polo mints, and several times curiosity has nearly got the better of me. I mean, did they taste the same in he 1940s as they do now?  Luckily I thought better of it."\r\n\r\nHe now intends to take the minty treat to the Antiques Roadshow when the series is filmed next in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I expect it\'s worth a lot of money - it\'s a unique piece of confectionery history," he said. "But I\'d never sell it; it will go to my son when I\'m gone."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolo mints have been produced by Rowntree\'s since 1948.\r\n\r\nThe company confirmed Mr Mottram\'s Polo was the oldest they had seen.\r\n\r\n"It\'s in mint condition," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'I\'ve got world\'s oldest Polo, and it\'s in mint condition\'', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'oldest-polo', '', '', '2018-03-06 17:55:13', '2018-03-06 17:55:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2826', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2827, 1, '2016-02-22 08:25:31', '2016-02-22 08:25:31', '<b>A Suffolk man claims to have the world\'s oldest surviving Polo mint.<b>\r\n\r\nRoger Mottram, 49, says the rare sweet is from 1948, the first year they were produced.\r\n\r\nHe keeps it in a  display case on his sideboard along with a note from makers Rowntree confirming its age.\r\n\r\n"It was found in my great grandfather\'s trouser pocket when he died and it\'s been passed down the family over generations," Mr Mottram said.\r\n\r\n"He never had much money, so this was seen as a great family momento."\r\n\r\nMr Mottram, who works in a newsagent in Brandon, said he had been tempted once or twice to eat it.\r\n\r\n"I quite like Polo mints, and several times curiosity has nearly got the better of me. I mean, did they taste the same in he 1940s as they do now?  Luckily I thought better of it."\r\n\r\nHe now intends to take the minty treat to the Antiques Roadshow when the series is filmed next in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I expect it\'s worth a lot of money - it\'s a unique piece of confectionery history," he said. "But I\'d never sell it; it will go to my son when I\'m gone."\r\n\r\nPolo mints have been produced by Rowntree\'s since 1948.\r\n\r\nThe company confirmed Mr Mottram\'s Polo was the oldest they had seen.\r\n\r\n"It\'s in mint condition," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n', '\'I\'ve got world\'s oldest Polo, and it\'s in mint condition\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2826-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-22 08:25:31', '2016-02-22 08:25:31', '', 2826, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2826-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2828, 1, '2016-02-22 08:28:25', '2016-02-22 08:28:25', '<b>A Suffolk man claims to have the world\'s oldest surviving Polo mint.<b>\r\n\r\nRoger Mottram, 49, says the rare sweet is from 1948, the first year they were produced.\r\n\r\nHe keeps it in a  display case on his sideboard along with a note from makers Rowntree confirming its age.\r\n\r\n"It was found in my great grandfather\'s trouser pocket when he died and it\'s been passed down the family over generations," Mr Mottram said.\r\n\r\n"He never had much money, so this was seen as a great family memento."\r\n\r\nMr Mottram, who works in a newsagent in Brandon, said he had been tempted once or twice to eat it.\r\n\r\n"I quite like Polo mints, and several times curiosity has nearly got the better of me. I mean, did they taste the same in he 1940s as they do now?  Luckily I thought better of it."\r\n\r\nHe now intends to take the minty treat to the Antiques Roadshow when the series is filmed next in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I expect it\'s worth a lot of money - it\'s a unique piece of confectionery history," he said. "But I\'d never sell it; it will go to my son when I\'m gone."\r\n\r\nPolo mints have been produced by Rowntree\'s since 1948.\r\n\r\nThe company confirmed Mr Mottram\'s Polo was the oldest they had seen.\r\n\r\n"It\'s in mint condition," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n', '\'I\'ve got world\'s oldest Polo, and it\'s in mint condition\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2826-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-22 08:28:25', '2016-02-22 08:28:25', '', 2826, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2826-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2829, 1, '2016-02-22 08:29:52', '2016-02-22 08:29:52', '<b>A Suffolk man claims to have the world\'s oldest surviving Polo mint.<b>\r\n\r\nRoger Mottram, 49, says the rare sweet is from 1948, the first year they were produced.\r\n\r\nHe keeps it in a  display case on his sideboard along with a note from makers Rowntree confirming its age.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2825"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2825" /></a>\r\n\r\n"It was found in my great grandfather\'s trouser pocket when he died and it\'s been passed down the family over generations," Mr Mottram said.\r\n\r\n"He never had much money, so this was seen as a great family memento."\r\n\r\nMr Mottram, who works in a newsagent in Brandon, said he had been tempted once or twice to eat it.\r\n\r\n"I quite like Polo mints, and several times curiosity has nearly got the better of me. I mean, did they taste the same in he 1940s as they do now?  Luckily I thought better of it."\r\n\r\nHe now intends to take the minty treat to the Antiques Roadshow when the series is filmed next in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I expect it\'s worth a lot of money - it\'s a unique piece of confectionery history," he said. "But I\'d never sell it; it will go to my son when I\'m gone."\r\n\r\nPolo mints have been produced by Rowntree\'s since 1948.\r\n\r\nThe company confirmed Mr Mottram\'s Polo was the oldest they had seen.\r\n\r\n"It\'s in mint condition," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n', '\'I\'ve got world\'s oldest Polo, and it\'s in mint condition\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2826-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-22 08:29:52', '2016-02-22 08:29:52', '', 2826, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2826-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2830, 1, '2016-02-22 08:32:23', '2016-02-22 08:32:23', '<b>A Suffolk man claims to have the world\'s oldest surviving Polo mint.<b>\r\n\r\nRoger Mottram, 49, says the rare sweet is from 1948, the first year they were produced.\r\n\r\nHe keeps it in a  display case on his sideboard along with a note from makers Rowntree confirming its age.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2825"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2825" /></a><i>Historic mint: Roger Mottram\'s 1948 Polo</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was found in my great grandfather\'s trouser pocket when he died and it\'s been passed down the family over generations," Mr Mottram said.\r\n\r\n"He never had much money, so this was seen as a great family memento."\r\n\r\nMr Mottram, who works in a newsagent in Brandon, said he had been tempted once or twice to eat it.\r\n\r\n"I quite like Polo mints, and several times curiosity has nearly got the better of me. I mean, did they taste the same in he 1940s as they do now?  Luckily I thought better of it."\r\n\r\nHe now intends to take the minty treat to the Antiques Roadshow when the series is filmed next in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I expect it\'s worth a lot of money - it\'s a unique piece of confectionery history," he said. "But I\'d never sell it; it will go to my son when I\'m gone."\r\n\r\nPolo mints have been produced by Rowntree\'s since 1948.\r\n\r\nThe company confirmed Mr Mottram\'s Polo was the oldest they had seen.\r\n\r\n"It\'s in mint condition," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n', '\'I\'ve got world\'s oldest Polo, and it\'s in mint condition\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2826-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-22 08:32:23', '2016-02-22 08:32:23', '', 2826, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2826-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2831, 1, '2016-02-22 08:35:32', '2016-02-22 08:35:32', '<b>A Suffolk man claims to have the world\'s oldest surviving Polo mint.</b>\r\n\r\nRoger Mottram, 49, says the rare sweet is from 1948, the first year they were produced.\r\n\r\nHe keeps it in a  display case on his sideboard along with a note from makers Rowntree confirming its age.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2825"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2825" /></a><i>Historic mint: Roger Mottram\'s 1948 Polo</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was found in my great grandfather\'s trouser pocket when he died and it\'s been passed down the family over generations," Mr Mottram said.\r\n\r\n"He never had much money, so this was seen as a great family memento."\r\n\r\nMr Mottram, who works in a newsagent in Brandon, said he had been tempted once or twice to eat it.\r\n\r\n"I quite like Polo mints, and several times curiosity has nearly got the better of me. I mean, did they taste the same in he 1940s as they do now?  Luckily I thought better of it."\r\n\r\nHe now intends to take the minty treat to the Antiques Roadshow when the series is filmed next in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I expect it\'s worth a lot of money - it\'s a unique piece of confectionery history," he said. "But I\'d never sell it; it will go to my son when I\'m gone."\r\n\r\nPolo mints have been produced by Rowntree\'s since 1948.\r\n\r\nThe company confirmed Mr Mottram\'s Polo was the oldest they had seen.\r\n\r\n"It\'s in mint condition," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n', '\'I\'ve got world\'s oldest Polo, and it\'s in mint condition\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2826-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-22 08:35:32', '2016-02-22 08:35:32', '', 2826, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2826-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2832, 1, '2016-02-22 08:47:45', '2016-02-22 08:47:45', '<b>A Suffolk man claims to have the world\'s oldest surviving Polo mint.</b>\r\n\r\nRoger Mottram, 49, says the rare sweet is from 1948, the first year they were produced.\r\n\r\nHe keeps it in a  display case on his sideboard along with a note from makers Rowntree confirming its age.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2825"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2825" /></a><i>Historic mint: Roger Mottram\'s 1948 Polo</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was found in my great grandfather\'s trouser pocket when he died and it\'s been passed down the family over generations," Mr Mottram said.\r\n\r\n"He never had much money, so this was seen as a great family memento."\r\n\r\nMr Mottram, who works in a newsagent in Brandon, said he had been tempted once or twice to eat it.\r\n\r\n"I quite like Polo mints, and several times curiosity has nearly got the better of me. I mean, did they taste the same in he 1940s as they do now?  Luckily I thought better of it."\r\n\r\nHe now intends to take the minty treat to the Antiques Roadshow when the series is filmed next in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I expect it\'s worth a lot of money - it\'s a unique piece of confectionery history," he said. "But I\'d never sell it; it will go to my son when I\'m gone."\r\n\r\nPolo mints have been produced by Rowntree\'s since 1948.\r\n\r\nThe company confirmed Mr Mottram\'s Polo was the oldest they had seen.\r\n\r\n"It\'s in mint condition," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', '\'I\'ve got world\'s oldest Polo, and it\'s in mint condition\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2826-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-22 08:47:45', '2016-02-22 08:47:45', '', 2826, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2826-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2833, 0, '2016-02-22 12:26:54', '2016-02-22 12:26:54', 'Hello,\r\n\r\nI\'m a journalist at BBC News Online and I\'m working on a feature about spoof news websites, with a focus on regional news sites like Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nIt\'s off the back of a story I wrote about a spoof site in Essex being recognised as a legitimate media outlet by a council: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-35612405\r\n\r\nI\'d be very keen to speak to you as I\'ve been following Suffolk Gazette\'s success for some time (the granny trapped in the toilet story being my favourite example). I\'d interview you over the phone about the background to the site, what sort of stories are your most successful and why people enjoy spoof news, etc.\r\n\r\nWould you have a spare 10 minutes at some point today?\r\n\r\nI\'m on 01245 616 077 if you\'re free to call.\r\n\r\nThanks,\r\n\r\nJodie\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Jodie Smith\nAUTHOR EMAIL: jodie.smith@bbc.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 132.185.160.126\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Jodie Smith\n    [2_Email] =&gt; jodie.smith@bbc.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hello,\r\n\r\nI\'m a journalist at BBC News Online and I\'m working on a feature about spoof news websites, with a focus on regional news sites like Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nIt\'s off the back of a story I wrote about a spoof site in Essex being recognised as a legitimate media outlet by a council: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-35612405\r\n\r\nI\'d be very keen to speak to you as I\'ve been following Suffolk Gazette\'s success for some time (the granny trapped in the toilet story being my favourite example). I\'d interview you over the phone about the background to the site, what sort of stories are your most successful and why people enjoy spoof news, etc.\r\n\r\nWould you have a spare 10 minutes at some point today?\r\n\r\nI\'m on 01245 616 077 if you\'re free to call.\r\n\r\nThanks,\r\n\r\nJodie\n)\n', 'Jodie Smith - 2016-02-22 12:26:54', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'c905103d00694f4e7464ab4aff3a2c3b', '', '', '2016-02-22 12:26:54', '2016-02-22 12:26:54', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=2833', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2834, 1, '2016-02-23 09:12:11', '2016-02-23 09:12:11', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Reporter\r\n\r\nRyanair is to launch no-thrills commercial space flights to rival Virgin Galactic, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe airline believes it can tweak its winning low-cost flights formula to grab out-of-this-world business from Richard Branson\'s Virgin empire.\r\n\r\nRyanair has identified the RAF Mildenhall airbase in west Suffolk as the likely HQ for its space enterprise once the U.S. Air Force leaves the site in 2020.\r\n\r\nAn insider revealed the airline was interested in undercutting Virgin Galactic by hundreds of thousands of pounds a flight.\r\n\r\nSavings would be made by cramming more passengers onto each trip into orbit, and making them pay a premium for drinks and snacks on board.\r\n\r\n"While Virgin Galactic will only attract the very wealthy, our plans will open space travel to the common man," the Ryanair source said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We see space flights being a viable alternative for stag parties who currently fly out boozed-up to Poland, Czechoslovakia or Amsterdam."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:65.656566% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/167794248?et=XZWm4287RRVTPB-AHUCZyA&sig=Xk-AqZc92bTH9A9-NqzX4YLwd92XeICQNI7TzPy6qP4=" width="445" height="292" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/167794248" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Virgin on the ridiculous: Ryaniar muscles in on space flights</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nVirgin Galactic has been working on developing its space flights for years. Its US-based program suffered a major set back in November when a test flight crashed, but that has not deterred the hundreds of people who have already stumped up the $250,000 price to go to space when the first flights are expected next year.\r\n\r\nRyanair expects to develop its craft within months. Passengers will be expected to pay just £1,000 for the chance to go into orbit, a significant saving.\r\n\r\nBut they will not be allowed to take any baggage on board unless they pay £50,000. Nor will there be any reserved seats. Instead, passengers can pay £10,000 for priority boarding.\r\n\r\nThat has not deterred some from signing up for Ryanair low-cost flights already. Barry Smith, 43, a plumber from from Haverhill, said: "I\'ve signed up - the chance to fly into space is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.\r\n\r\n"I am over the moon."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ryanair plans low-cost flights to space', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '481-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 09:12:11', '2016-02-23 09:12:11', '', 481, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/481-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2836, 1, '2016-02-23 09:18:59', '2016-02-23 09:18:59', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Reporter\r\n\r\nRyanair is to launch no-thrills commercial space flights to rival Virgin Galactic, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe airline believes it can tweak its winning low-cost flights formula to grab out-of-this-world business from Richard Branson\'s Virgin empire.\r\n\r\nRyanair has identified the RAF Mildenhall airbase in west Suffolk as the likely HQ for its space enterprise once the U.S. Air Force leaves the site in 2020.\r\n\r\nAn insider revealed the airline was interested in undercutting Virgin Galactic by hundreds of thousands of pounds a flight.\r\n\r\nSavings would be made by cramming more passengers onto each trip into orbit, and making them pay a premium for drinks and snacks on board.\r\n\r\n"While Virgin Galactic will only attract the very wealthy, our plans will open space travel to the common man," the Ryanair source said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We see space flights being a viable alternative for stag parties who currently fly out boozed-up to Poland, Czechoslovakia or Amsterdam."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2835"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" alt="ryanair" width="960" height="650" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2835" /></a><i>Virgin on the ridiculous: Ryanair to rival Branson\'s space travel</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nVirgin Galactic has been working on developing its space flights for years. Its US-based program suffered a major set back in November when a test flight crashed, but that has not deterred the hundreds of people who have already stumped up the $250,000 price to go to space when the first flights are expected next year.\r\n\r\nRyanair expects to develop its craft within months. Passengers will be expected to pay just £1,000 for the chance to go into orbit, a significant saving.\r\n\r\nBut they will not be allowed to take any baggage on board unless they pay £50,000. Nor will there be any reserved seats. Instead, passengers can pay £10,000 for priority boarding.\r\n\r\nThat has not deterred some from signing up for Ryanair low-cost flights already. Barry Smith, 43, a plumber from from Haverhill, said: "I\'ve signed up - the chance to fly into space is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.\r\n\r\n"I am over the moon."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ryanair to launch budget space flights', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '481-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 09:18:59', '2016-02-23 09:18:59', '', 481, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/481-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2837, 1, '2016-02-23 09:20:53', '2016-02-23 09:20:53', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Reporter\r\n\r\nRyanair is to launch no-thrills commercial space flights to rival Virgin Galactic, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe airline believes it can tweak its winning low-cost flights formula to grab out-of-this-world business from Richard Branson\'s Virgin empire.\r\n\r\nRyanair has identified the RAF Mildenhall airbase in west Suffolk as the likely HQ for its space enterprise once the U.S. Air Force leaves the site in 2020.\r\n\r\nAn insider revealed the airline was interested in undercutting Virgin Galactic by hundreds of thousands of pounds a flight.\r\n\r\nSavings would be made by cramming more passengers onto each trip into orbit, and making them pay a premium for drinks and snacks on board.\r\n\r\n"While Virgin Galactic will only attract the very wealthy, our plans will open space travel to the common man," the Ryanair source said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We see space flights being a viable alternative for stag parties who currently fly out boozed-up to Poland, Czechoslovakia or Amsterdam."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2835"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" alt="ryanair" width="960" height="650" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2835" /></a><i>Virgin on the ridiculous: Ryanair to rival Branson\'s space travel programme</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nVirgin Galactic has been working on developing its space flights for years. Its US-based program suffered a major set back in November when a test flight crashed, but that has not deterred the hundreds of people who have already stumped up the $250,000 price to go to space when the first flights are expected next year.\r\n\r\nRyanair expects to develop its craft within months. Passengers will be expected to pay just £1,000 for the chance to go into orbit, a significant saving.\r\n\r\nBut they will not be allowed to take any baggage on board unless they pay £50,000. Nor will there be any reserved seats. Instead, passengers can pay £10,000 for priority boarding.\r\n\r\nThat has not deterred some from signing up for Ryanair low-cost flights already. Barry Smith, 43, a plumber from from Haverhill, said: "I\'ve signed up - the chance to fly into space is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.\r\n\r\n"I am over the moon."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ryanair to launch budget space flights', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '481-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 09:20:53', '2016-02-23 09:20:53', '', 481, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/481-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2838, 1, '2016-02-23 09:35:33', '2016-02-23 09:35:33', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Reporter\r\n\r\nRyanair is to launch no-thrills commercial space flights to rival Virgin Galactic, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe airline believes it can tweak its winning low-cost flights formula to grab out-of-this-world business from Richard Branson\'s Virgin empire.\r\n\r\nRyanair has identified the RAF Mildenhall airbase in west Suffolk as the likely HQ for its space enterprise once the U.S. Air Force leaves the site in 2020.\r\n\r\nAn insider revealed the airline was interested in undercutting Virgin Galactic by hundreds of thousands of pounds a flight.\r\n\r\nSavings would be made by cramming more passengers onto each trip into orbit, and making them pay a premium for drinks and snacks on board.\r\n\r\n"While Virgin Galactic will only attract the very wealthy, our plans will open space travel to the common man," the Ryanair source said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We see space flights being a viable alternative for stag parties who currently fly out boozed-up to Poland, Czech Republic or Amsterdam."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2835"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" alt="ryanair" width="960" height="650" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2835" /></a><i>Virgin on the ridiculous: Ryanair to rival Branson\'s space travel programme</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nVirgin Galactic has been working on developing its space flights for years. Its US-based program suffered a major set back in November when a test flight crashed, but that has not deterred the hundreds of people who have already stumped up the $250,000 price to go to space when the first flights are expected next year.\r\n\r\nRyanair expects to develop its craft within months. Passengers will be expected to pay just £1,000 for the chance to go into orbit, a significant saving.\r\n\r\nBut they will not be allowed to take any baggage on board unless they pay £50,000. Nor will there be any reserved seats. Instead, passengers can pay £10,000 for priority boarding.\r\n\r\nThat has not deterred some from signing up for Ryanair low-cost flights already. Barry Smith, 43, a plumber from from Haverhill, said: "I\'ve signed up - the chance to fly into space is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.\r\n\r\n"I am over the moon."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ryanair to launch budget space flights', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '481-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 09:35:33', '2016-02-23 09:35:33', '', 481, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/481-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2839, 1, '2016-02-23 11:53:24', '2016-02-23 11:53:24', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Reporter\r\n\r\nRyanair is to launch no-frills commercial space flights to rival Virgin Galactic, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe airline believes it can tweak its winning low-cost flights formula to grab out-of-this-world business from Richard Branson\'s Virgin empire.\r\n\r\nRyanair has identified the RAF Mildenhall airbase in west Suffolk as the likely HQ for its space enterprise once the U.S. Air Force leaves the site in 2020.\r\n\r\nAn insider revealed the airline was interested in undercutting Virgin Galactic by hundreds of thousands of pounds a flight.\r\n\r\nSavings would be made by cramming more passengers onto each trip into orbit, and making them pay a premium for drinks and snacks on board.\r\n\r\n"While Virgin Galactic will only attract the very wealthy, our plans will open space travel to the common man," the Ryanair source said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We see space flights being a viable alternative for stag parties who currently fly out boozed-up to Poland, Czech Republic or Amsterdam."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2835"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" alt="ryanair" width="960" height="650" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2835" /></a><i>Virgin on the ridiculous: Ryanair to rival Branson\'s space travel programme</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nVirgin Galactic has been working on developing its space flights for years. Its US-based program suffered a major set back in November when a test flight crashed, but that has not deterred the hundreds of people who have already stumped up the $250,000 price to go to space when the first flights are expected next year.\r\n\r\nRyanair expects to develop its craft within months. Passengers will be expected to pay just £1,000 for the chance to go into orbit, a significant saving.\r\n\r\nBut they will not be allowed to take any baggage on board unless they pay £50,000. Nor will there be any reserved seats. Instead, passengers can pay £10,000 for priority boarding.\r\n\r\nThat has not deterred some from signing up for Ryanair low-cost flights already. Barry Smith, 43, a plumber from from Haverhill, said: "I\'ve signed up - the chance to fly into space is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.\r\n\r\n"I am over the moon."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ryanair to launch budget space flights', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '481-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 11:53:24', '2016-02-23 11:53:24', '', 481, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/481-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2840, 1, '2016-02-23 11:57:34', '2016-02-23 11:57:34', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Reporter\r\n\r\nRyanair is to launch no-frills commercial space flights to rival Virgin Galactic, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe airline believes it can tweak its winning low-cost flights formula to grab out-of-this-world business from Richard Branson\'s Virgin empire.\r\n\r\nRyanair has identified the RAF Mildenhall airbase in west Suffolk as the likely HQ for its space enterprise once the U.S. Air Force leaves the site in 2020.\r\n\r\nAn insider revealed the airline was interested in undercutting Virgin Galactic by hundreds of thousands of pounds a flight.\r\n\r\nSavings would be made by cramming more passengers onto each trip into orbit, and making them pay a premium for drinks and snacks on board.\r\n\r\n"While Virgin Galactic will only attract the very wealthy, our plans will open space travel to the common man," the Ryanair source said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We see space flights being a viable alternative for stag parties who currently fly out boozed-up to Poland, Czech Republic or Amsterdam."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2835"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" alt="ryanair" width="960" height="650" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2835" /></a><i>Virgin on the ridiculous: Ryanair to rival Branson\'s space travel programme</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nVirgin Galactic has been working on developing its space flights for years. Its US-based program suffered a major set back in November, 2015 when a test flight crashed, but that has not deterred the hundreds of people who have already stumped up the $250,000 price to go to space when the first flights are expected next year.\r\n\r\nRyanair expects to develop its craft within months. Passengers will be expected to pay just £1,000 for the chance to go into orbit, a significant saving.\r\n\r\nBut they will not be allowed to take any baggage on board unless they pay £50,000. Nor will there be any reserved seats. Instead, passengers can pay £10,000 for priority boarding.\r\n\r\nThat has not deterred some from signing up for Ryanair low-cost flights already. Barry Smith, 43, a plumber from from Haverhill, said: "I\'ve signed up - the chance to fly into space is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.\r\n\r\n"I am over the moon."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ryanair to launch budget space flights', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '481-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 11:57:34', '2016-02-23 11:57:34', '', 481, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/481-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2841, 1, '2016-02-23 11:58:01', '2016-02-23 11:58:01', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Reporter\r\n\r\nRyanair is to launch no-frills commercial space flights to rival Virgin Galactic, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe airline believes it can tweak its winning low-cost flights formula to grab out-of-this-world business from Richard Branson\'s Virgin empire.\r\n\r\nRyanair has identified the RAF Mildenhall airbase in west Suffolk as the likely HQ for its space enterprise once the U.S. Air Force leaves the site in 2020.\r\n\r\nAn insider revealed the airline was interested in undercutting Virgin Galactic by hundreds of thousands of pounds a flight.\r\n\r\nSavings would be made by cramming more passengers onto each trip into orbit, and making them pay a premium for drinks and snacks on board.\r\n\r\n"While Virgin Galactic will only attract the very wealthy, our plans will open space travel to the common man," the Ryanair source said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We see space flights being a viable alternative for stag parties who currently fly out boozed-up to Poland, Czech Republic or Amsterdam."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2835"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" alt="ryanair" width="960" height="650" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2835" /></a><i>Virgin on the ridiculous: Ryanair to rival Branson\'s space travel programme</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nVirgin Galactic has been working on developing its space flights for years. Its US-based program suffered a major set back in November, 2015 when a test flight crashed, but that has not deterred the hundreds of people who have already stumped up the $250,000 price to go to space when the first flights are expected in a few years.\r\n\r\nRyanair expects to develop its craft within months. Passengers will be expected to pay just £1,000 for the chance to go into orbit, a significant saving.\r\n\r\nBut they will not be allowed to take any baggage on board unless they pay £50,000. Nor will there be any reserved seats. Instead, passengers can pay £10,000 for priority boarding.\r\n\r\nThat has not deterred some from signing up for Ryanair low-cost flights already. Barry Smith, 43, a plumber from from Haverhill, said: "I\'ve signed up - the chance to fly into space is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.\r\n\r\n"I am over the moon."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ryanair to launch budget space flights', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '481-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 11:58:01', '2016-02-23 11:58:01', '', 481, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/481-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2842, 1, '2016-02-23 11:58:52', '2016-02-23 11:58:52', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Reporter\r\n\r\nRyanair is to launch no-frills commercial space flights to rival Virgin Galactic, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe airline believes it can tweak its winning low-cost flights formula to grab out-of-this-world business from Richard Branson\'s Virgin empire.\r\n\r\nRyanair has identified the RAF Mildenhall airbase in west Suffolk as the likely HQ for its space enterprise once the U.S. Air Force leaves the site in 2020.\r\n\r\nAn insider revealed the airline was interested in undercutting Virgin Galactic by hundreds of thousands of pounds a flight.\r\n\r\nSavings would be made by cramming more passengers onto each trip into orbit, and making them pay a premium for drinks and snacks on board.\r\n\r\n"While Virgin Galactic will only attract the very wealthy, our plans will open space travel to the common man," the Ryanair source said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We see space flights being a viable alternative for stag parties who currently fly out boozed-up to Poland, Czech Republic or Amsterdam."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2835"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" alt="ryanair" width="960" height="650" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2835" /></a><i>Virgin on the ridiculous: Ryanair to rival Branson\'s space travel programme</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nVirgin Galactic has been working on developing its space flights for years. Its US-based program suffered a major set back in November, 2015 when a test flight crashed, but that has not deterred the hundreds of people who have already stumped up the $250,000 price to go to space when the first flights are expected in a few years.\r\n\r\nRyanair expects to develop its craft within months. Passengers will be expected to pay just £1,000 for the chance to go into orbit, a significant saving.\r\n\r\nBut they will not be allowed to take any baggage on board unless they pay £50,000. Nor will there be any reserved seats. Instead, passengers can pay £10,000 for priority boarding.\r\n\r\nThat has not deterred some from signing up for Ryanair low-cost flights already. Barry Smith, 43, a plumber from Haverhill, said: "I\'ve signed up - the chance to fly into space is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.\r\n\r\n"I am over the moon."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ryanair to launch budget space flights', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '481-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 11:58:52', '2016-02-23 11:58:52', '', 481, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/481-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2843, 1, '2016-02-23 15:34:29', '2016-02-23 15:34:29', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Reporter\r\n\r\nRyanair is to launch no-frills commercial space flights to rival Virgin Galactic, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe airline believes it can tweak its winning low-cost flights formula to grab out-of-this-world business from Richard Branson\'s Virgin empire.\r\n\r\nRyanair has identified the RAF Mildenhall airbase in west Suffolk as the likely HQ for its space enterprise once the U.S. Air Force leaves the site in 2020.\r\n\r\nAn insider revealed the airline was interested in undercutting Virgin Galactic by hundreds of thousands of pounds a flight.\r\n\r\nSavings would be made by cramming more passengers onto each trip into orbit, and making them pay a premium for drinks and snacks on board.\r\n\r\n"While Virgin Galactic will only attract the very wealthy, our plans will open space travel to the common man," the Ryanair source said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We see space flights being a viable alternative for stag parties who currently fly out boozed-up to Poland, Czech Republic or Amsterdam."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2835"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" alt="ryanair" width="960" height="650" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2835" /></a><i>Virgin on the ridiculous: Ryanair to rival Branson\'s space travel programme</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nVirgin Galactic has been working on developing its space flights for years. Its US-based program suffered a major set back in November, 2015 when a test flight crashed, but that has not deterred the hundreds of people who have already stumped up the $250,000 price to go to space when the first flights are expected in a few years.\r\n\r\nRyanair expects to develop its craft within months. Passengers will be expected to pay just £1,000 for the chance to go into orbit, a significant saving.\r\n\r\nBut they will not be allowed to take any baggage on board unless they pay £50,000. Nor will there be any reserved seats. Instead, passengers can pay £10,000 for priority boarding.\r\n\r\nThat has not deterred some from signing up for Ryanair low-cost flights already. Barry Smith, 43, a plumber from Haverhill, said: "I\'ve signed up - the chance to fly into space is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.\r\n\r\n"I am over the moon."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ryanair to launch budget space flights', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '481-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 15:34:29', '2016-02-23 15:34:29', '', 481, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/481-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2844, 1, '2016-02-23 15:35:41', '2016-02-23 15:35:41', '<b>A Suffolk man claims to have the world\'s oldest surviving Polo mint.</b>\r\n\r\nRoger Mottram, 49, says the rare sweet is from 1948, the first year they were produced.\r\n\r\nHe keeps it in a  display case on his sideboard along with a note from makers Rowntree confirming its age.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2825"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2825" /></a><i>Historic mint: Roger Mottram\'s 1948 Polo</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was found in my great grandfather\'s trouser pocket when he died and it\'s been passed down the family over generations," Mr Mottram said.\r\n\r\n"He never had much money, so this was seen as a great family memento."\r\n\r\nMr Mottram, who works in a newsagent in Brandon, said he had been tempted once or twice to eat it.\r\n\r\n"I quite like Polo mints, and several times curiosity has nearly got the better of me. I mean, did they taste the same in he 1940s as they do now?  Luckily I thought better of it."\r\n\r\nHe now intends to take the minty treat to the Antiques Roadshow when the series is filmed next in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I expect it\'s worth a lot of money - it\'s a unique piece of confectionery history," he said. "But I\'d never sell it; it will go to my son when I\'m gone."\r\n\r\nPolo mints have been produced by Rowntree\'s since 1948.\r\n\r\nThe company confirmed Mr Mottram\'s Polo was the oldest they had seen.\r\n\r\n"It\'s in mint condition," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'I\'ve got world\'s oldest Polo, and it\'s in mint condition\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2826-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 15:35:41', '2016-02-23 15:35:41', '', 2826, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2826-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2845, 1, '2016-02-23 15:36:14', '2016-02-23 15:36:14', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Reporter\r\n\r\nRyanair is to launch no-frills commercial space flights to rival Virgin Galactic, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe airline believes it can tweak its winning low-cost flights formula to grab out-of-this-world business from Richard Branson\'s Virgin empire.\r\n\r\nRyanair has identified the RAF Mildenhall airbase in west Suffolk as the likely HQ for its space enterprise once the U.S. Air Force leaves the site in 2020.\r\n\r\nAn insider revealed the airline was interested in undercutting Virgin Galactic by hundreds of thousands of pounds a flight.\r\n\r\nSavings would be made by cramming more passengers onto each trip into orbit, and making them pay a premium for drinks and snacks on board.\r\n\r\n"While Virgin Galactic will only attract the very wealthy, our plans will open space travel to the common man," the Ryanair source said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We see space flights being a viable alternative for stag parties who currently fly out boozed-up to Poland, Czech Republic or Amsterdam."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2835"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryanair.jpg" alt="ryanair" width="960" height="650" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2835" /></a><i>Virgin on the ridiculous: Ryanair to rival Branson\'s space travel programme</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nVirgin Galactic has been working on developing its space flights for years. Its US-based program suffered a major set back in November, 2015 when a test flight crashed, but that has not deterred the hundreds of people who have already stumped up the $250,000 price to go to space when the first flights are expected in a few years.\r\n\r\nRyanair expects to develop its craft within months. Passengers will be expected to pay just £1,000 for the chance to go into orbit, a significant saving.\r\n\r\nBut they will not be allowed to take any baggage on board unless they pay £50,000. Nor will there be any reserved seats. Instead, passengers can pay £10,000 for priority boarding.\r\n\r\nThat has not deterred some from signing up for Ryanair low-cost flights already. Barry Smith, 43, a plumber from Haverhill, said: "I\'ve signed up - the chance to fly into space is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.\r\n\r\n"I am over the moon."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ryanair to launch budget space flights', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '481-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 15:36:14', '2016-02-23 15:36:14', '', 481, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/481-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2846, 1, '2016-02-23 16:00:50', '2016-02-23 16:00:50', '<b>When the big bosses of horse racing in the UK announced that from next year ITV would have the rights to broadcast races on TV, many thought <a href="http://www.racingpost.com/news/horse-racing/shock-as-itv-bags-racing-rights-from-channel-4/2012604/#newsArchiveTabs=last7DaysNews">Channel 4 would be the big loser</a> of the new deal. But after looking closely at exactly what deal has been signed with ITV, many people fear that smaller racecourses like Newmarket could lose out on a lot of publicity.</b>\r\n\r\nAlthough ITV regularly attracts more viewers than Channel 4 on its main channel, there are reports that <a href="http://www.skysports.com/racing/news/12040/10119899/newmarket-unfazed-by-itv4-fixtures-link">only 34 of the year’s fixtures</a> will be broadcast on ITV1. The rest will be shown on ITV4, which often struggles to reach even a fraction of the viewership that Channel 4 gets for its horse racing. That means that some of Newmarket’s big races, including the 1000 Guineas, could see a big fall in viewers as it’s predicted that the races will be shown on ITV4.\r\n\r\nThe 1000 Guineas race already struggles to market itself as a big event on the ever busy racing calendar, but moving the race to ITV4 could mean that even fewer people see the race. Only the big races like the Grand National and the Cheltenham Festival will gain the benefits of the wide-reaching audience power of ITV1 when the contract comes into force on New Year’s Day. The move down the channel listings from Channel 4 to ITV4 could really impact on the profitability of the race.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/newmarket-race-course-e1456243118978.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2848"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/newmarket-race-course-e1456243118978.jpg" alt="newmarket-race-course" width="650" height="363" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2848" /></a><i>Newmarket racecourse</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough there are still a few weeks away, the attention of the horse racing betting market is already firmly focused on the Cheltenham Festival. It’s expected that more money will be placed on the big races like the Gold Cup over the four-day event than Newmarket sees in months of race meetings combined. Even some of the festival’s lesser known races like the JLT Novices Cup are attracting a lot of attention. At the moment, horse racing betting site Coral have seen a huge amount of interest in the race after the second favourite Bristol De Mai put a good performance in the recent Novices Chase at Sandown. The horse is currently 10/1 to win the Novice Cup, but those odds could easily fall in the weeks, days or even hours before the big race. Luckily Coral will have all of the latest horse racing betting news in the lead up to the festival on their blog, <a href="http://news.coral.co.uk/horse-racing/sandown/bristol-de-mai-set-to-take-tea-for-two-in-scilly-isles-novices-chase_128738.html">with a handy \'bet now\' option if you agree</a> with the horses they’re tipping for success.\r\n\r\nThe bosses of Newmarket are still hopeful that the new deal will see even more viewers witness their races on a regular basis. In a recent interview <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/jan/04/newmarket-television-right-deal-itv">with The Guardian newspaper</a>, the regional director of the Jockey’s Club Amy Starkey said that they’re seeing it as an opportunity rather than a down grade to a lesser known TV channel. She said that the deal is “fantastic for the sport, in terms of the reach and exposure that ITV can provide.” She says that they are still in discussions with ITV about what races will feature on what channel. But it’s likely nowhere near as many as the 17 races broadcast on Channel 4 this year from Newmarket will be shown on ITV’s main channel next year.', 'Newmarket could lose out after new TV deal is signed', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'newmarket-could-lose-out-after-new-tv-deal-is-signed', '', '', '2016-02-23 16:12:31', '2016-02-23 16:12:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2846', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2847, 1, '2016-02-23 15:41:37', '2016-02-23 15:41:37', '<b>When the big bosses of horse racing in the UK announced that from next year ITV would have the rights to broadcast races on TV, many thought <a href="http://www.racingpost.com/news/horse-racing/shock-as-itv-bags-racing-rights-from-channel-4/2012604/#newsArchiveTabs=last7DaysNews">Channel 4 would be the big loser</a> of the new deal. But after looking closely at exactly what deal has been signed with ITV, many people fear that smaller racecourses like Newmarket could lose out on a lot of publicity.</b>\r\n\r\nAlthough ITV regularly attracts more viewers than Channel 4 on its main channel, there are reports that <a href="http://www.skysports.com/racing/news/12040/10119899/newmarket-unfazed-by-itv4-fixtures-link">only 34 of the year’s fixtures</a> will be broadcast on ITV1. The rest will be shown on ITV4, which often struggles to reach even a fraction of the viewership that Channel 4 gets for its horse racing. That means that some of Newmarket’s big races, including the 1000 Guineas, could see a big fall in viewers as it’s predicted that the races will be shown on ITV4.\r\n\r\nThe 1000 Guineas race already struggles to market itself as a big event on the ever busy racing calendar, but moving the race to ITV4 could mean that even less people see the race. Only the big races like the Grand National and the Cheltenham Festival will gain the benefits of the wide reaching audience power of ITV1 when the contract comes into force on New Year’s Day. The move down the channel listings from Channel 4 to ITV4 could really impact on the profitability of the race.\r\n\r\nAlthough there are still a few weeks away, the attention of the horse racing betting market is already firmly focused on the Cheltenham Festival. It’s expected that more money will be placed on the big races like the Gold Cup over the four day event than Newmarket sees in months of race meetings combined. Even some of the festival’s lesser known races like the JLT Novices Cup are attracting a lot of attention. At the moment, horse racing betting site Coral have seen a huge amount of interest in the race after the second favourite Bristol De Mai put a good performance in the recent Novices Chase at Sandown. The horse is currently 10/1 to win the Novice Cup, but those odds could easily fall in the weeks, days or even hours before the big race. Luckily Coral will have all of the latest horse racing betting news in the lead up to the festival on their blog, <a href="http://news.coral.co.uk/horse-racing/sandown/bristol-de-mai-set-to-take-tea-for-two-in-scilly-isles-novices-chase_128738.html">with a handy \'bet now\' option if you agree</a> with the horses they’re tipping for success.\r\n\r\nThe bosses of Newmarket are still hopeful that the new deal will see even more viewers witness their races on a regular basis. In a recent interview <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/jan/04/newmarket-television-right-deal-itv">with The Guardian newspaper</a>, the regional director of the Jockey’s Club Amy Starkey said that they’re seeing it as an opportunity rather than a down grade to a lesser known TV channel. She said that the deal is “fantastic for the sport, in terms of the reach and exposure that ITV can provide.” She says that they are still in discussions with ITV about what races will feature on what channel. But it’s likely nowhere near as many as the 17 races broadcast on Channel 4 this year from Newmarket will be shown on ITV’s main channel next year.\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Newmarket could lose out after new TV deal is signed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2846-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 15:41:37', '2016-02-23 15:41:37', '', 2846, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2846-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2849, 1, '2016-02-23 16:00:50', '2016-02-23 16:00:50', '<b>When the big bosses of horse racing in the UK announced that from next year ITV would have the rights to broadcast races on TV, many thought <a href="http://www.racingpost.com/news/horse-racing/shock-as-itv-bags-racing-rights-from-channel-4/2012604/#newsArchiveTabs=last7DaysNews">Channel 4 would be the big loser</a> of the new deal. But after looking closely at exactly what deal has been signed with ITV, many people fear that smaller racecourses like Newmarket could lose out on a lot of publicity.</b>\r\n\r\nAlthough ITV regularly attracts more viewers than Channel 4 on its main channel, there are reports that <a href="http://www.skysports.com/racing/news/12040/10119899/newmarket-unfazed-by-itv4-fixtures-link">only 34 of the year’s fixtures</a> will be broadcast on ITV1. The rest will be shown on ITV4, which often struggles to reach even a fraction of the viewership that Channel 4 gets for its horse racing. That means that some of Newmarket’s big races, including the 1000 Guineas, could see a big fall in viewers as it’s predicted that the races will be shown on ITV4.\r\n\r\nThe 1000 Guineas race already struggles to market itself as a big event on the ever busy racing calendar, but moving the race to ITV4 could mean that even fewer people see the race. Only the big races like the Grand National and the Cheltenham Festival will gain the benefits of the wide-reaching audience power of ITV1 when the contract comes into force on New Year’s Day. The move down the channel listings from Channel 4 to ITV4 could really impact on the profitability of the race.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/newmarket-race-course-e1456243118978.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2848"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/newmarket-race-course-e1456243118978.jpg" alt="newmarket-race-course" width="650" height="363" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2848" /></a><i>Newmarket racecourse</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough there are still a few weeks away, the attention of the horse racing betting market is already firmly focused on the Cheltenham Festival. It’s expected that more money will be placed on the big races like the Gold Cup over the four-day event than Newmarket sees in months of race meetings combined. Even some of the festival’s lesser known races like the JLT Novices Cup are attracting a lot of attention. At the moment, horse racing betting site Coral have seen a huge amount of interest in the race after the second favourite Bristol De Mai put a good performance in the recent Novices Chase at Sandown. The horse is currently 10/1 to win the Novice Cup, but those odds could easily fall in the weeks, days or even hours before the big race. Luckily Coral will have all of the latest horse racing betting news in the lead up to the festival on their blog, <a href="http://news.coral.co.uk/horse-racing/sandown/bristol-de-mai-set-to-take-tea-for-two-in-scilly-isles-novices-chase_128738.html">with a handy \'bet now\' option if you agree</a> with the horses they’re tipping for success.\r\n\r\nThe bosses of Newmarket are still hopeful that the new deal will see even more viewers witness their races on a regular basis. In a recent interview <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/jan/04/newmarket-television-right-deal-itv">with The Guardian newspaper</a>, the regional director of the Jockey’s Club Amy Starkey said that they’re seeing it as an opportunity rather than a down grade to a lesser known TV channel. She said that the deal is “fantastic for the sport, in terms of the reach and exposure that ITV can provide.” She says that they are still in discussions with ITV about what races will feature on what channel. But it’s likely nowhere near as many as the 17 races broadcast on Channel 4 this year from Newmarket will be shown on ITV’s main channel next year.\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Newmarket could lose out after new TV deal is signed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2846-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-23 16:00:50', '2016-02-23 16:00:50', '', 2846, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2846-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2850, 1, '2016-02-24 10:48:49', '2016-02-24 10:48:49', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police have released a photograph of a man they wish to question over a series of burglaries.</b>\r\n\r\nUsing the latest fingerprint and footprint technology, forensics teams confirmed a thief with 28 fingers and toes was responsible for dozens of break-ins in the Norwich area.\r\n\r\nBut detectives warn that the description only narrows down the list of Norfolk suspects to around 12,000 men.\r\n\r\nThey have now published a CCTV image from one of the crime scenes of the man they wish to speak to, and have appealed for anyone who knows him to come forward.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/norfolk-man-e1456309718125.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2851"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/norfolk-man-e1456309718125.jpg" alt="norfolk-man" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2851" /></a><i>Finger of suspicion: have you seen this Norfolk man?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA detective working on the case told the Suffolk Gazette: "You\'d have thought that finding someone with 28 fingers and toes would be quite easy. But it\'s normal for Norfolk - and this thief could be blending in with any community in the county."\r\n\r\nPolice yesterday released a man they had arrested in relation to the burglaries. Billy Bob Spuckler, 24, of Downham Market, was found to have been in custody at the time of one of the break-ins for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-brothers/" target="_blank">posing as a rich businessman on dating sites</a>, so could not have been responsible. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk Police hunt man with 28 fingers and toes', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-police-fingers-toes', '', '', '2016-02-25 09:22:11', '2016-02-25 09:22:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2850', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2854, 1, '2016-02-24 10:45:08', '2016-02-24 10:45:08', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police have released a photograph of a man they wish to question over a series of burglaries.</b>\r\n\r\nUsing the latest fingerprint and footprint technology, forensics teams confirmed a thief with 28 fingers and toes was responsible for dozens of break-ins in the Norwich area.\r\n\r\nBut detectives warn that the description only narrows down the list of Norfolk suspects to around 12,000 men.\r\n\r\nThey have now published the image of the man they wish to speak to, and have appealed for anyone who knows him to come forward.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/norfolk-man-e1456309718125.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2851"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/norfolk-man-e1456309718125.jpg" alt="norfolk-man" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2851" /></a><i>Finger of suspicion: have you seen this Norfolk man?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA detective working on the case told the Suffolk Gazette: "You\'d have thought that finding someone with 28 fingers and toes would be quite easy. But it\'s normal for Norfolk - and this thief could be blending in with any community in the county."\r\n\r\nPolice yesterday released a man they had arrested in relation to the burglaries. Billy Bob Spuckler, 24, of Downham Market, was found to have been in custody at the time of one of the break-ins for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-brothers/" target="_blank">posing as a rich businessman on dating sites</a>, so could not have been responsible. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk Police hunt man with 28 fingers and toes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2850-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-24 10:45:08', '2016-02-24 10:45:08', '', 2850, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2850-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2855, 1, '2016-02-24 10:51:47', '2016-02-24 10:51:47', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police have released a photograph of a man they wish to question over a series of burglaries.</b>\r\n\r\nUsing the latest fingerprint and footprint technology, forensics teams confirmed a thief with 28 fingers and toes was responsible for dozens of break-ins in the Norwich area.\r\n\r\nBut detectives warn that the description only narrows down the list of Norfolk suspects to around 12,000 men.\r\n\r\nThey have now published the image of the man they wish to speak to, which was caught on CCTV, and have appealed for anyone who knows him to come forward.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/norfolk-man-e1456309718125.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2851"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/norfolk-man-e1456309718125.jpg" alt="norfolk-man" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2851" /></a><i>Finger of suspicion: have you seen this Norfolk man?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA detective working on the case told the Suffolk Gazette: "You\'d have thought that finding someone with 28 fingers and toes would be quite easy. But it\'s normal for Norfolk - and this thief could be blending in with any community in the county."\r\n\r\nPolice yesterday released a man they had arrested in relation to the burglaries. Billy Bob Spuckler, 24, of Downham Market, was found to have been in custody at the time of one of the break-ins for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-brothers/" target="_blank">posing as a rich businessman on dating sites</a>, so could not have been responsible. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk Police hunt man with 28 fingers and toes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2850-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-24 10:51:47', '2016-02-24 10:51:47', '', 2850, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2850-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2857, 1, '2016-02-24 10:54:41', '2016-02-24 10:54:41', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police have released a photograph of a man they wish to question over a series of burglaries.</b>\r\n\r\nUsing the latest fingerprint and footprint technology, forensics teams confirmed a thief with 28 fingers and toes was responsible for dozens of break-ins in the Norwich area.\r\n\r\nBut detectives warn that the description only narrows down the list of Norfolk suspects to around 12,000 men.\r\n\r\nThey have now published a CCTV image from one of the crime scenes of the man they wish to speak to, and have appealed for anyone who knows him to come forward.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/norfolk-man-e1456309718125.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2851"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/norfolk-man-e1456309718125.jpg" alt="norfolk-man" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2851" /></a><i>Finger of suspicion: have you seen this Norfolk man?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA detective working on the case told the Suffolk Gazette: "You\'d have thought that finding someone with 28 fingers and toes would be quite easy. But it\'s normal for Norfolk - and this thief could be blending in with any community in the county."\r\n\r\nPolice yesterday released a man they had arrested in relation to the burglaries. Billy Bob Spuckler, 24, of Downham Market, was found to have been in custody at the time of one of the break-ins for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-brothers/" target="_blank">posing as a rich businessman on dating sites</a>, so could not have been responsible. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk Police hunt man with 28 fingers and toes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2850-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-24 10:54:41', '2016-02-24 10:54:41', '', 2850, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2850-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2861, 1, '2016-02-25 09:21:32', '2016-02-25 09:21:32', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia is to scrap its entire fleet of ancient trains after realising the replacement bus service is faster and more reliable, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nBosses of the under fire rail company, voted one of Britain\'s worst in a recent Which? survey, are buying hundreds of colourful second-hand buses to run the mainline route between London and East Anglia, as well as all the branch lines throughout the region.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWeary passengers appreciate the punctuality, cleanliness and speed of the replacement bus service, which has been called on more often in recent years, particularly over weekends.\r\n\r\nAnd it didn\'t take long for Greater Anglia statisticians to work out the buses were faster, never broke down - and were cheaper to run.\r\n\r\nNow they have agreed to replace all their trains with a fleet of 400 second-hand buses imported from Central America, while a Suffolk scrap yard is in negotiations to break up and dispose of the train rolling stock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/replacement-bus-service-e1456391244592.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2862"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/replacement-bus-service-e1456391244592.jpg" alt="replacement bus service Greater Anglia" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2862" /></a><i>All aboard: colourful bus service will replace all Greater Anglia trains</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe bus services, which will add a delightful splash of colour to the region\'s roads, will run from the current railway station network, although changes will be needed to improve road access in some cases.\r\n\r\nA rail insider said: "Rail passengers were beginning to notice that the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rail-replacement-bus/">replacement bus service</a> was quicker, reliable and much more pleasant way to travel.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia decided to latch on to the sentiment to try to gain some customer satisfaction, which recent surveys have found to be lacking.\r\n\r\n"But because the buses they are buying are so old, the rail company has promised a very expensive improvement programme, including new seat covers, carpets and toilets that do not flush directly onto the road below."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRegular commuters are looking forward to the change. Jeremy Shanks, 41, who commutes to London every day from Sudbury in Suffolk, said: "It will be a novelty being able to get a seat, and the bus ride to and from London will be reliable, relaxing and fast. It will be cheaper, too."\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Essex county councils were this week discussing the plans, and whether they could turn the slow lane of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/20mph-limit-for-entire-a12/">A12 dual carriageway</a> into a bus-only lane to improve the bus journey times even more.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train fleet scrapped for faster replacement bus service', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'replacement-bus-service', '', '', '2018-01-29 13:24:49', '2018-01-29 13:24:49', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2861', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2863, 0, '2016-02-25 09:14:18', '2016-02-25 09:14:18', 'Windfarm approval raises questions in farming community\r\n\r\nScottishPower Renewables have finalised funding for the East Anglia ONE windfarm off the coast of Lowestoft.  The farming community are questioning the decision to put a field in the sea, and urging the government to provide clear directives on procedures to convert harvesters for maritime wind collection.\r\n\r\nThe energy giant claims the development will generate 714 megawatts of wind energy, enough for the majority of households in East Anglia as, according to PM, everyone North of Colchester uses Rayburns anyway. The £2.5 billion scheme would also generate 3000 jobs and be a strong trigger for a second Scottish Referendum.\r\n\r\nHowever, local farmers feel that they are being kept ‘in the dark’ over processes and terminology. The community also have serious health and safety concerns over operating tractors and ploughs in a maritime environment.\r\n\r\nBeccles potato mogul Ted Redhead said: “We are pleased that the government is expanding Suffolk farming further into the sea, a strategy that has not been applied since the 17th century; however, we were concerned they had forgotten about the drainage bit.  You can imagine our surprise to hear they were intending to leave the sea where it was.\r\n\r\n “Not only that, no one knows how many tons of wind a megawatt is, and what size hopper to use to store it.  Obviously the plans will also raise concerns over the volume of wind traffic on the A146 in the summer, but all we ever seem to get is hot air on the subject anyway.”\r\n\r\nFarmers are also raising questions about working conditions offshore and the costs involved in converting and running a maritime Massey Ferguson.  Attaching lifeboats, liferafts, a rudder, a brass bell and brass polish all eats into profits. From a safety perspective, Farmers have never claimed to be the most adept at knot tying and note that nothing in the Maritime rules actually states a sea-going tractor is required to float.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Nick Covill\nAUTHOR EMAIL: nick_covill@msn.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 43.243.40.38\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Nick Covill\n    [2_Email] =&gt; nick_covill@msn.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Windfarm approval raises questions in farming community\r\n\r\nScottishPower Renewables have finalised funding for the East Anglia ONE windfarm off the coast of Lowestoft.  The farming community are questioning the decision to put a field in the sea, and urging the government to provide clear directives on procedures to convert harvesters for maritime wind collection.\r\n\r\nThe energy giant claims the development will generate 714 megawatts of wind energy, enough for the majority of households in East Anglia as, according to PM, everyone North of Colchester uses Rayburns anyway. The £2.5 billion scheme would also generate 3000 jobs and be a strong trigger for a second Scottish Referendum.\r\n\r\nHowever, local farmers feel that they are being kept ‘in the dark’ over processes and terminology. The community also have serious health and safety concerns over operating tractors and ploughs in a maritime environment.\r\n\r\nBeccles potato mogul Ted Redhead said: “We are pleased that the government is expanding Suffolk farming further into the sea, a strategy that has not been applied since the 17th century; however, we were concerned they had forgotten about the drainage bit.  You can imagine our surprise to hear they were intending to leave the sea where it was.\r\n\r\n “Not only that, no one knows how many tons of wind a megawatt is, and what size hopper to use to store it.  Obviously the plans will also raise concerns over the volume of wind traffic on the A146 in the summer, but all we ever seem to get is hot air on the subject anyway.”\r\n\r\nFarmers are also raising questions about working conditions offshore and the costs involved in converting and running a maritime Massey Ferguson.  Attaching lifeboats, liferafts, a rudder, a brass bell and brass polish all eats into profits. From a safety perspective, Farmers have never claimed to be the most adept at knot tying and note that nothing in the Maritime rules actually states a sea-going tractor is required to float.  \r\n\n)\n', 'Nick Covill - 2016-02-25 09:14:18', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8dd234904b1d5c81c7bf1caab0b03b8b', '', '', '2016-02-25 09:14:18', '2016-02-25 09:14:18', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=2863', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2864, 1, '2016-02-25 09:21:32', '2016-02-25 09:21:32', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia is to scrap its entire fleet of ancient trains after realising the replacement bus service is faster and more reliable, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nBosses of the under fire rail company, voted one of Britain\'s worst in a recent Which? survey, are buying hundreds of colourful second-hand buses to run the mainline route between London and East Anglia, as well as all the branch lines throughout the region.\r\n\r\nWeary passengers appreciate the punctuality, cleanliness and speed of the replacement bus service, which has been called on more often in recent years, particularly over weekends.\r\n\r\nAnd it didn\'t take long for Greater Anglia statisticians to work out the buses were faster, never broke down - and were cheaper to run.\r\n\r\nNow they have agreed to replace all their trains with a fleet of second-hand buses imported from Central America, while a Suffolk scrap yard is in negotiations to break up and dispose of the train rolling stock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/replacement-bus-service-e1456391244592.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2862"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/replacement-bus-service-e1456391244592.jpg" alt="replacement bus service Greater Anglia" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2862" /></a><i>All aboard: colourful bus service will replace all Greater Anglia trains</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe bus services will run from the current railway station network, although changes will need to be made to road access in some cases.\r\n\r\nA rail insider said: "Rail passengers were beginning to notice that the replacement bus service was quicker, reliable and much more pleasant way to travel.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia decided to latch on to the sentiment to try to gain some customer satisfaction, which recent surveys have found to be lacking.\r\n\r\n"But because the buses they are buying are so old, the rail company has promised a very expensive improvement programme, including new seat covers, carpets and toilets that do not flush directly onto the road below."\r\n\r\nRegular commuters are looking forward to the change. Jeremy Shanks, 41, who commutes to London every day from Sudbury in Suffolk, said: "It will be a novelty being able to get a seat, and the bus ride to and from London will be reliable, relaxing and fast. It will be cheaper, too."\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Essex county councils were this week discussing the plans, and whether they could turn the slow lane of the A12 dual carriageway into a bus-only lane to improve the bus journey times even more.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train fleet scrapped for faster replacement bus service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2861-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-25 09:21:32', '2016-02-25 09:21:32', '', 2861, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2861-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2865, 1, '2018-01-29 13:24:10', '2018-01-29 13:24:10', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nGreater Anglia is to scrap its entire fleet of ancient trains after realising the replacement bus service is faster and more reliable, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\n\nBosses of the under fire rail company, voted one of Britain\'s worst in a recent Which? survey, are buying hundreds of colourful second-hand buses to run the mainline route between London and East Anglia, as well as all the branch lines throughout the region.\n\n\n\nWeary passengers appreciate the punctuality, cleanliness and speed of the replacement bus service, which has been called on more often in recent years, particularly over weekends.\n\nAnd it didn\'t take long for Greater Anglia statisticians to work out the buses were faster, never broke down - and were cheaper to run.\n\nNow they have agreed to replace all their trains with a fleet of 400 second-hand buses imported from Central America, while a Suffolk scrap yard is in negotiations to break up and dispose of the train rolling stock.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/replacement-bus-service-e1456391244592.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2862"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/replacement-bus-service-e1456391244592.jpg" alt="replacement bus service Greater Anglia" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2862" /></a><i>All aboard: colourful bus service will replace all Greater Anglia trains</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe bus services, which will add a delightful splash of colour to the region\'s roads, will run from the current railway station network, although changes will be needed to improve road access in some cases.\n\nA rail insider said: "Rail passengers were beginning to notice that the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rail-replacement-bus/">replacement bus service</a> was quicker, reliable and much more pleasant way to travel.\n\n"Greater Anglia decided to latch on to the sentiment to try to gain some customer satisfaction, which recent surveys have found to be lacking.\n\n"But because the buses they are buying are so old, the rail company has promised a very expensive improvement programme, including new seat covers, carpets and toilets that do not flush directly onto the road below."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nRegular commuters are looking forward to the change. Jeremy Shanks, 41, who commutes to London every day from Sudbury in Suffolk, said: "It will be a novelty being able to get a seat, and the bus ride to and from London will be reliable, relaxing and fast. It will be cheaper, too."\n\nSuffolk and Essex county councils were this week discussing the plans, and whether they could turn the slow lane of the A12 dual carriageway into a bus-only lane to improve the bus journey times even more.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train fleet scrapped for faster replacement bus service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2861-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 13:24:10', '2018-01-29 13:24:10', '', 2861, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2861-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2866, 1, '2016-02-25 09:26:52', '2016-02-25 09:26:52', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia is to scrap its entire fleet of ancient trains after realising the replacement bus service is faster and more reliable, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nBosses of the under fire rail company, voted one of Britain\'s worst in a recent Which? survey, are buying hundreds of colourful second-hand buses to run the mainline route between London and East Anglia, as well as all the branch lines throughout the region.\r\n\r\nWeary passengers appreciate the punctuality, cleanliness and speed of the replacement bus service, which has been called on more often in recent years, particularly over weekends.\r\n\r\nAnd it didn\'t take long for Greater Anglia statisticians to work out the buses were faster, never broke down - and were cheaper to run.\r\n\r\nNow they have agreed to replace all their trains with a fleet of 400 second-hand buses imported from Central America, while a Suffolk scrap yard is in negotiations to break up and dispose of the train rolling stock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/replacement-bus-service-e1456391244592.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2862"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/replacement-bus-service-e1456391244592.jpg" alt="replacement bus service Greater Anglia" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2862" /></a><i>All aboard: colourful bus service will replace all Greater Anglia trains</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe bus services, which will add a delightful splash of colour to the region\'s roads, will run from the current railway station network, although changes will be needed to improve road access in some cases.\r\n\r\nA rail insider said: "Rail passengers were beginning to notice that the replacement bus service was quicker, reliable and much more pleasant way to travel.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia decided to latch on to the sentiment to try to gain some customer satisfaction, which recent surveys have found to be lacking.\r\n\r\n"But because the buses they are buying are so old, the rail company has promised a very expensive improvement programme, including new seat covers, carpets and toilets that do not flush directly onto the road below."\r\n\r\nRegular commuters are looking forward to the change. Jeremy Shanks, 41, who commutes to London every day from Sudbury in Suffolk, said: "It will be a novelty being able to get a seat, and the bus ride to and from London will be reliable, relaxing and fast. It will be cheaper, too."\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Essex county councils were this week discussing the plans, and whether they could turn the slow lane of the A12 dual carriageway into a bus-only lane to improve the bus journey times even more.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train fleet scrapped for faster replacement bus service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2861-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-25 09:26:52', '2016-02-25 09:26:52', '', 2861, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2861-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2867, 1, '2016-02-26 12:51:18', '2016-02-26 12:51:18', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nEast Anglian farmers have been thrown into confusion over plans for a huge North Sea wind farm.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were baffled about how to grow and harvest wind, while the thought of using their beloved machinery out on the water sent them into a panic.\r\n\r\nBeccles potato mogul Maurice Piper said the idea was half-baked. “We are pleased that the government is expanding Suffolk farming further into the sea, a strategy that has not been applied since the 17th century.\r\n\r\n"But we are concerned they have forgotten about the drainage bit. You can imagine our surprise to hear they were intending to leave the sea where it was."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2868"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" alt="north sea wind farm" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2868" /></a><i>Waves of protest: Farmers have concerns over North Sea wind farm plan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nScottishPower Renewables revealed this week it had finalised funding for the 102-turbine East Anglia ONE wind farm off the coast of Lowestoft in Suffolk, and work would begin next year.\r\n\r\nIt said 714 megawatts of wind energy would produce enough for all East Anglia households - especially as most north of Colchester uses Rayburn woodburners anyway.\r\n\r\nThe megawatt bit confused Mr Piper even more. “No one even knows how many tons of wind a megawatt is, and what size hopper is needed to store it in. Obviously the plans will also raise concerns over the volume of wind traffic on the A146 in the summer.”\r\n\r\nHe said farmers were also worried about working conditions offshore, and the costs of converting and running a maritime Massey Ferguson. Attaching lifeboats, life rafts, a rudder, a brass bell and brass polish would all eat into profits, he warned.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk branch of the National Farmers\' Union said they are expected to test out a floating tractor on a village pond at Westleton next month.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'North Sea wind farm baffles farmers', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'farmers-north-sea-wind-farm', '', '', '2016-02-28 17:30:42', '2016-02-28 17:30:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2867', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
