INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4003, 1, '2016-07-08 07:10:20', '2016-07-08 07:10:20', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Old Mr Chilcot next door has been kicking up a fuss. He said my plants had crossed his driveway obliterating his trailing lobelia. He called mine Lupins of Mass Destruction!</b>\r\n\r\nHe wrote a madly-long letter to the parish council, labelling me a member of the Royal War-decultural Society. Anyone would think I had parked my tank on his lawn! He also took his trimmer to my hedge (Georgius Bushium).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile I took myself off to the allotment to get away from all the fuss.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg" alt="lupins" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3997" /></a><i>Lupins of mass distraction (Photo: Simon Young)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDo you have a dirty old hoe in your shed? Many of my male readers would find one very handy.\r\n\r\nA hoe is just the thing to get to all those little nooks and crannies and both my father and grandfather used them.\r\n\r\nIt is a small, sharpish rake thing and is one of the reasons we grow vegetables in neat rows. Hoe between the lines to gouge out weed seedlings before they get a grip on your crops.\r\n\r\nA hand-hoe is one with a short handle.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg" alt="dirty hoe" width="600" height="461" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3998" /></a><i>What a filthy hoe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI don\'t like bending down while hoeing so I prefer a nice long handle (Dutch hoe £6.75 from B & Q) and use it like a 1960s housewife with a Ewbank carpet sweeper to keep the dandelions at bay.\r\n\r\nThis is the time to harvest your herbs for drying. Use a rubber band to tie your lavender branches and hang upside down from a beam (the herbs that is, not you, unless you are a High Court judge in suspenders).\r\n\r\nRosemary, thyme and oregano can all be dried in bunches - and they only take up a thousand times more space than a little Lidl jar.\r\n\r\nSome gardeners dry their herbs on kitchen roll in the microwave but I wouldn\'t recommend it as  it might burn your house down.\r\n\r\nMany of my men friends have flies covering their carrots. The dreaded carrot fly can also infest parsnips, celery and celeriac and they are attracted by the smell.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg" alt="rotten-carrot" width="432" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3996" /></a><i>Carrot fly: beware of infection</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTry Nemasys Fruit and Vegetable Protection (about £8 a pop from garden centres or Durex Ribbed and Dotted from Superdrug).\r\n\r\nAlternatively, buy a bag of BOGOF carrots from Tesco, get your deckchair out, crack open a bottle and forget all about garden pests. Personally I have never seen a carrot fly any more than a pig but I have seen a pea shoot.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Pick off any Rosemary beetles and tread on them.\r\n* Buy some mosquito repellent for balmy late night sessions.\r\n* Pop some spring onions in and they\'ll be ready to nibble with a pork pie and bottle of Adnams Prosecco between eight to 12 weeks, if you can wait that long for a drink.\r\n\r\n<b>Your questions answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Gove of Glemsford: Oh, poor little you! It sounds as though all your turnips have bolted. There\'s nothing you can do about it now, I\'m afraid.\r\n\r\n* Mrs J G from Finborough. Yes those little insects can bite. I\'m sure Savlon will help where you got ants in your pants.\r\n\r\n* Mandy from Stowmarket: If you are not sure the pods are ready for eating, try taking a pea in the vegetable plot before you pick the lot.\r\n\r\nThat\'s it for this week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4009, 1, '2016-07-11 20:23:07', '2016-07-11 20:23:07', '<b>By Polly Ticks, Whitehall Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette rode to the rescue of Labour leadership challenger Angela Eagle - by being the only mainstream newspaper to remain at her campaign launch press conference and ask questions.</b>\r\n\r\nShe summoned the media at the worst possible time, just as Andrea Leadsom was announcing she was abandoning her bid for the Tory leadership, meaning Theresa May will be our Prime Minister.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while other newspapers rushed off to cover the Conservative bombshell, we remained with the Eagle camp purely because a cup of tea and a sandwich was on offer.\r\n\r\nSo when Eagle invited questions from the hacks, we were there to fill in for the BBC, ITV and everyone else, and prevent an embarrassing silence.\r\n\r\nRepresenting the interests of our readers, we fired in three key questions:\r\n\r\n- What would you put on your allotment rhubarb to prevent pests?\r\n- What do you think of Ipswich Town\'s chances of making the play-offs this coming season?\r\n- What is your favourite colour? \r\n\r\nWe were about to ask a fourth crucial question about Adnams beer when we were told to "bugger off after all and join the other journalists".\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette saves Angela Eagle press conference', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-gazette-saves-angela-eagle-press-conference', '', '', '2016-07-11 20:30:14', '2016-07-11 20:30:14', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4009', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4011, 1, '2016-07-11 20:23:07', '2016-07-11 20:23:07', '<b>By Polly Ticks, Political Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette rode to the rescue of Labour leadership challenger Angela Eagle - by being the only mainstream newspaper to remain at her campaign launch press conference and ask questions.</b>\r\n\r\nShe summoned the media at the worst possible time, just as Andrea Leadsom was announcing she was abandoning her bid for the Tory leadership, meaning Theresa May will be our Prime Minister.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while other newspapers rushed off to cover the Conservative bombshell, we remained with the Eagle camp purely because a cup of tea and a sandwich was on offer.\r\n\r\nSo when Eagle invited questions from the hacks, we were there to fill in for the BBC, ITV and everyone else, and prevent an embarrassing silence.\r\n\r\nRepresenting the interests of our readers, we fired in three key questions:\r\n\r\n- What would you put on your allotment rhubarb to prevent pests?\r\n- What do you think of Ipswich Town\'s chances of making the play-offs this coming season?\r\n- What is your favourite colour? \r\n\r\nWe were about to ask a fourth crucial question about Adnams beer when we were told "bugger off after all and join the other journalists".\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette saves Angela Eagle press conference', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4009-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-11 20:23:07', '2016-07-11 20:23:07', '', 4009, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4009-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4012, 1, '2016-07-11 20:24:23', '2016-07-11 20:24:23', '<b>By Polly Ticks, Whitehall Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette rode to the rescue of Labour leadership challenger Angela Eagle - by being the only mainstream newspaper to remain at her campaign launch press conference and ask questions.</b>\r\n\r\nShe summoned the media at the worst possible time, just as Andrea Leadsom was announcing she was abandoning her bid for the Tory leadership, meaning Theresa May will be our Prime Minister.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while other newspapers rushed off to cover the Conservative bombshell, we remained with the Eagle camp purely because a cup of tea and a sandwich was on offer.\r\n\r\nSo when Eagle invited questions from the hacks, we were there to fill in for the BBC, ITV and everyone else, and prevent an embarrassing silence.\r\n\r\nRepresenting the interests of our readers, we fired in three key questions:\r\n\r\n- What would you put on your allotment rhubarb to prevent pests?\r\n- What do you think of Ipswich Town\'s chances of making the play-offs this coming season?\r\n- What is your favourite colour? \r\n\r\nWe were about to ask a fourth crucial question about Adnams beer when we were told "bugger off after all and join the other journalists".\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette saves Angela Eagle press conference', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4009-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-11 20:24:23', '2016-07-11 20:24:23', '', 4009, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4009-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4013, 1, '2016-07-11 20:30:12', '2016-07-11 20:30:12', '<b>By Polly Ticks, Whitehall Correspondent\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette rode to the rescue of Labour leadership challenger Angela Eagle - by being the only mainstream newspaper to remain at her campaign launch press conference and ask questions.</b>\n\nShe summoned the media at the worst possible time, just as Andrea Leadsom was announcing she was abandoning her bid for the Tory leadership, meaning Theresa May will be our Prime Minister.\n\n\n\nBut while other newspapers rushed off to cover the Conservative bombshell, we remained with the Eagle camp purely because a cup of tea and a sandwich was on offer.\n\nSo when Eagle invited questions from the hacks, we were there to fill in for the BBC, ITV and everyone else, and prevent an embarrassing silence.\n\nRepresenting the interests of our readers, we fired in three key questions:\n\n- What would you put on your allotment rhubarb to prevent pests?\n- What do you think of Ipswich Town\'s chances of making the play-offs this coming season?\n- What is your favourite colour? \n\nWe were about to ask a fourth crucial question about Adnams beer when we were told to "bugger off after all and join the other journalists".\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette saves Angela Eagle press conference', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4009-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-11 20:30:12', '2016-07-11 20:30:12', '', 4009, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4009-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4014, 1, '2016-07-11 20:30:14', '2016-07-11 20:30:14', '<b>By Polly Ticks, Whitehall Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette rode to the rescue of Labour leadership challenger Angela Eagle - by being the only mainstream newspaper to remain at her campaign launch press conference and ask questions.</b>\r\n\r\nShe summoned the media at the worst possible time, just as Andrea Leadsom was announcing she was abandoning her bid for the Tory leadership, meaning Theresa May will be our Prime Minister.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while other newspapers rushed off to cover the Conservative bombshell, we remained with the Eagle camp purely because a cup of tea and a sandwich was on offer.\r\n\r\nSo when Eagle invited questions from the hacks, we were there to fill in for the BBC, ITV and everyone else, and prevent an embarrassing silence.\r\n\r\nRepresenting the interests of our readers, we fired in three key questions:\r\n\r\n- What would you put on your allotment rhubarb to prevent pests?\r\n- What do you think of Ipswich Town\'s chances of making the play-offs this coming season?\r\n- What is your favourite colour? \r\n\r\nWe were about to ask a fourth crucial question about Adnams beer when we were told to "bugger off after all and join the other journalists".\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette saves Angela Eagle press conference', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4009-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-11 20:30:14', '2016-07-11 20:30:14', '', 4009, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4009-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4015, 1, '2016-07-12 08:05:32', '2016-07-12 08:05:32', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA group of Suffolk schoolchildren won a prize to see the launch of the much-anticipated new Apple computer in London yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were amazed to see the new device had no wires, could be dropped without shattering, and will NEVER need charging.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It wouldn\'t matter if there was a power cut. I can\'t understand it! Trust Apple to get invent something so clever," said Brendan Jacobson from Stowmarket Middle School.\r\n\r\n"We kept looking to see where the wires went but there aren\'t any! And it actually prints as you type without having a separate printer to keep going wrong."\r\n\r\nThe computer is called The Remington and is expected to take the market by storm with its £20 price tag.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/apple-computer-the-remington.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/apple-computer-the-remington.jpg" alt="apple computer the remington" width="759" height="631" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4017" /></a><i>Keys to success: Apple\'s new computer will revolutionise the way we work</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnother student, Holly Brain, said: "We were flabbergasted when we touched a key and it typed straight on to the paper. To be honest I broke my nail because the keys were harder to press than the ones on my iPad, and there was no search facility.\r\n\r\n"But the fact that I would never have to fight my brother to use the charger is a big bonus. You can type out your homework and give it straight to the teacher without worrying whether the printer is working."\r\n\r\nThe revolutionary Remington will make ink cartridges obsolete. Instead the ink is magically held into a little ribbon which is inserted into the computer for instant printing. It is completely mechanical, taking away the need for wires or batteries.\r\n\r\nAn Apple spokesman said: "We were delighted at the response of the children to the launch of The Remington. Once again we have shown how innovative our designers are with this climate-friendly device."\r\n\r\nHe admitted The Remington might be a little noisier than other computers on the market, but stressed this simply "added to its charm".\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk students attend Apple computer launch', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'apple-computer-launch', '', '', '2016-07-12 08:05:32', '2016-07-12 08:05:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4015', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4018, 1, '2016-07-12 08:05:12', '2016-07-12 08:05:12', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA group of Suffolk schoolchildren won a prize to see the launch of the much-anticipated new Apple computer in London yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were amazed to see the new device had no wires, could be dropped without shattering, and will NEVER need charging.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It wouldn\'t matter if there was a power cut. I can\'t understand it! Trust Apple to get invent something so clever," said Brendan Jacobson from Stowmarket Middle School.\r\n\r\n"We kept looking to see where the wires went but there aren\'t any! And it actually prints as you type without having a separate printer to keep going wrong."\r\n\r\nThe computer is called The Remington and is expected to take the market by storm with its £20 price tag.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/apple-computer-the-remington.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/apple-computer-the-remington.jpg" alt="apple computer the remington" width="759" height="631" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4017" /></a><i>Keys to success: Apple\'s new computer will revolutionise the way we work</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnother student, Holly Brain, said: "We were flabbergasted when we touched a key and it typed straight on to the paper. To be honest I broke my nail because the keys were harder to press than the ones on my iPad, and there was no search facility.\r\n\r\n"But the fact that I would never have to fight my brother to use the charger is a big bonus. You can type out your homework and give it straight to the teacher without worrying whether the printer is working."\r\n\r\nThe revolutionary Remington will make ink cartridges obsolete. Instead the ink is magically held into a little ribbon which is inserted into the computer for instant printing. It is completely mechanical, taking away the need for wires or batteries.\r\n\r\nAn Apple spokesman said: "We were delighted at the response of the children to the launch of The Remington. Once again we have shown how innovative our designers are with this climate-friendly device."\r\n\r\nHe admitted The Remington might be a little noisier than other computers on the market, but stressed this simply "added to its charm".\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk students attend Apple computer launch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4015-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-12 08:05:12', '2016-07-12 08:05:12', '', 4015, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4015-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4019, 0, '2016-07-12 09:25:06', '2016-07-12 09:25:06', 'Have you seen the Torygraph report about the WI being accused by the police of "organised crime"??\r\n\r\nObviously the Saxmundham mafia....\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: James Mehta\nAUTHOR EMAIL: jamesmehta@me.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.179\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; James Mehta\n    [2_Email] =&gt; jamesmehta@me.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Have you seen the Torygraph report about the WI being accused by the police of "organised crime"??\r\n\r\nObviously the Saxmundham mafia....\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 4b0555493922c98f4b11d7247434c1b7\n)\n', 'James Mehta - 2016-07-12 09:25:06', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4b0555493922c98f4b11d7247434c1b7', '', '', '2016-07-12 09:25:06', '2016-07-12 09:25:06', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4019', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4020, 0, '2016-07-12 09:48:37', '2016-07-12 09:48:37', 'Hi,\r\n\r\nI\'m Mica Moore and I\'m promoting a website about drug and alcohol treatment. I have been searching the Internet for sites we think would be just right for our campaign, and your site has caught our attention. Having said that, I\'d like to inquire if you\'re open to the idea of a text link placement on this page: suffolkgazette[.]com/sport/drug-addict-admits-failed-sport-test/#.\r\n\r\n\r\nPlease let me know your thoughts on how this could work for you, or if you already have rates in mind. Our budget for this campaign may not be that much, but we’ll do our best to reach an agreement with you that would be fair and appropriate for the both of us.\r\n\r\nThanks for your time.\r\n\r\nMica Moore\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Mica Moore\nAUTHOR EMAIL: mica@sellyourwebsiteads.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 162.158.167.178\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Mica Moore\n    [2_Email] =&gt; mica@sellyourwebsiteads.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi,\r\n\r\nI\'m Mica Moore and I\'m promoting a website about drug and alcohol treatment. I have been searching the Internet for sites we think would be just right for our campaign, and your site has caught our attention. Having said that, I\'d like to inquire if you\'re open to the idea of a text link placement on this page: suffolkgazette[.]com/sport/drug-addict-admits-failed-sport-test/#.\r\n\r\n\r\nPlease let me know your thoughts on how this could work for you, or if you already have rates in mind. Our budget for this campaign may not be that much, but we’ll do our best to reach an agreement with you that would be fair and appropriate for the both of us.\r\n\r\nThanks for your time.\r\n\r\nMica Moore\r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 392e68d7e178aea11d762c830a727828\n)\n', 'Mica Moore - 2016-07-12 09:48:37', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '392e68d7e178aea11d762c830a727828', '', '', '2016-07-12 09:48:37', '2016-07-12 09:48:37', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4020', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4021, 1, '2016-07-12 15:59:44', '2016-07-12 15:59:44', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Political Staff\r\n\r\nNorfolk mother-of-ten Edna Spratt has announced her intention to stand for the leadership of the Labour Party.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking from her Dereham hovel, Ms Spratt, 44, claimed she was best placed to fight new Tory Prime Minister Theresa May - and to one day grab the keys to Downing Street.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who lives with her brother and their ten children, said her humble upbringing as a Norfolk peasant makes her an ideal candidate on the world stage alongside other superwomen like Hillary Clinton, Angela Merkel and Mary Berry.\r\n\r\nAnd she insists her conviction for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/homemade-chutney-recipe/">stealing a chutney recipe</a> should not stand against her, but rather illustrates she is "just a normal person trying to get by".\r\n\r\nShe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I have been a member of the Labour Party all my working life. At least I would have been had I ever worked or indeed paid my subscription.\r\n\r\n"But it is time for a strong woman to take control. If scruffy old Jeremy Corbyn can do it, then I certainly can."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png" alt="norfolk hovel edna spratt" width="500" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1241" /></a><i>Power politics: Edna Spratt relaxing in her luxury Norfolk kitchen</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who has never been to London before, intends to borrow a horse and cart to take her to the Big City so she can launch her Leadership election campaign.\r\n\r\nTop of her policy list is a big increase in the aid budget for the Third World so that Norfolk can be connected to the national electricity grid. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Norfolk woman to run for Labour leadership', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-woman-labour-leadership', '', '', '2016-07-13 12:24:21', '2016-07-13 12:24:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4021', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4022, 1, '2016-07-12 15:59:44', '2016-07-12 15:59:44', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Political Staff\r\n\r\nNorfolk mother-of-ten Edna Spratt has announced her intention to stand for the leadership of the Labour Party.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking from her Dereham hovel, Ms Spratt, 44, claimed she was best placed to fight new Tory Prime Minister Theresa May - and to one day grab the keys to Downing Street.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who lives with her brother and their ten children, said her humble upbringing as a Norfolk Peasant makes her an ideal candidate on the world stage alongside other superwomen like Hillary Clinton, Angela Merkel and Mary Berry.\r\n\r\nAnd she insists her conviction for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/homemade-chutney-recipe/">stealing a chutney recipe</a> should not stand against her, but rather illustrates she is "just a normal person trying to get by".\r\n\r\nShe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I have been a member of the Labour Party all my working life. At least I would have been had I ever worked or indeed paid my subscription.\r\n\r\n"But it is time for a strong woman to take control. If scruffy old Jeremy Corbyn can do it, then I certainly can."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png" alt="norfolk hovel edna spratt" width="500" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1241" /></a><i>Power politics: Edna Spratt relaxing in her luxury Norfolk kitchen</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who has never been to London before, intends to borrow a horse and cart to take her to the Big City so she can launch her Leadership election campaign.\r\n\r\nTop of her policy list is a big increase in the aid budget for the Third World so that Norfolk can be connected to the national electricity grid. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Norfolk woman to run for Labour leadership', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-12 15:59:44', '2016-07-12 15:59:44', '', 4021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4023, 1, '2016-07-12 16:01:15', '2016-07-12 16:01:15', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Political Staff\n\nNorfolk mother-of-ten Edna Spratt has announced her intention to stand for the leadership of the Labour Party.</b>\n\nSpeaking from her Dereham hovel, Ms Spratt, 44, claimed she was best placed to fight new Tory Prime Minister Theresa May - and to one day grab the keys to Downing Street.\n\n\n\nMs Spratt, who lives with her brother and their ten children, said her humble upbringing as a Norfolk peasant makes her an ideal candidate on the world stage alongside other superwomen like Hillary Clinton, Angela Merkel and Mary Berry.\n\nAnd she insists her conviction for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/homemade-chutney-recipe/">stealing a chutney recipe</a> should not stand against her, but rather illustrates she is "just a normal person trying to get by".\n\nShe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I have been a member of the Labour Party all my working life. At least I would have been had I ever worked or indeed paid my subscription.\n\n"But it is time for a strong woman to take control. If scruffy old Jeremy Corbyn can do it, then I certainly can."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png" alt="norfolk hovel edna spratt" width="500" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1241" /></a><i>Power politics: Edna Spratt relaxing in her luxury Norfolk kitchen</center></i><Br><br>\n\nMs Spratt, who has never been to London before, intends to borrow a horse and cart to take her to the Big City so she can launch her Leadership election campaign.\n\nTop of her policy list is a big increase in the aid budget for the Third World so that Norfolk can be connected to the national electricity grid. \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Norfolk woman to run for Labour leadership', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4021-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-12 16:01:15', '2016-07-12 16:01:15', '', 4021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4021-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4024, 1, '2016-07-12 16:03:17', '2016-07-12 16:03:17', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Political Staff\r\n\r\nNorfolk mother-of-ten Edna Spratt has announced her intention to stand for the leadership of the Labour Party.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking from her Dereham hovel, Ms Spratt, 44, claimed she was best placed to fight new Tory Prime Minister Theresa May - and to one day grab the keys to Downing Street.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who lives with her brother and their ten children, said her humble upbringing as a Norfolk peasant makes her an ideal candidate on the world stage alongside other superwomen like Hillary Clinton, Angela Merkel and Mary Berry.\r\n\r\nAnd she insists her conviction for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/homemade-chutney-recipe/">stealing a chutney recipe</a> should not stand against her, but rather illustrates she is "just a normal person trying to get by".\r\n\r\nShe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I have been a member of the Labour Party all my working life. At least I would have been had I ever worked or indeed paid my subscription.\r\n\r\n"But it is time for a strong woman to take control. If scruffy old Jeremy Corbyn can do it, then I certainly can."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png" alt="norfolk hovel edna spratt" width="500" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1241" /></a><i>Power politics: Edna Spratt relaxing in her luxury Norfolk kitchen</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who has never been to London before, intends to borrow a horse and cart to take her to the Big City so she can launch her Leadership election campaign.\r\n\r\nTop of her policy list is a big increase in the aid budget for the Third World so that Norfolk can be connected to the national electricity grid. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Norfolk woman to run for Labour leadership', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-12 16:03:17', '2016-07-12 16:03:17', '', 4021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4025, 0, '2016-07-13 01:22:56', '2016-07-13 01:22:56', 'IMDb.me/dougmaguire\r\n\r\nTwitter.com/@MagCoEnt\r\nTwitter.com/@JustinCaseTake2\r\n\r\nvid.me/JustinCaseTake5\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI\'ve been targeted.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Doug Maguire\nAUTHOR EMAIL: doug73maguire@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 108.162.215.198\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Doug Maguire\n    [2_Email] =&gt; doug73maguire@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; IMDb.me/dougmaguire\r\n\r\nTwitter.com/@MagCoEnt\r\nTwitter.com/@JustinCaseTake2\r\n\r\nvid.me/JustinCaseTake5\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI\'ve been targeted.\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; b3d417b206e46ee0eb0f045907e29365\n)\n', 'Doug Maguire - 2016-07-13 01:22:56', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'b3d417b206e46ee0eb0f045907e29365', '', '', '2016-07-13 01:22:56', '2016-07-13 01:22:56', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4025', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4026, 0, '2016-07-13 01:23:05', '2016-07-13 01:23:05', 'IMDb.me/dougmaguire\r\n\r\nTwitter.com/@MagCoEnt\r\nTwitter.com/@JustinCaseTake2\r\n\r\nvid.me/JustinCaseTake5\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI\'ve been targeted.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Doug Maguire\nAUTHOR EMAIL: doug73maguire@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 108.162.215.198\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Doug Maguire\n    [2_Email] =&gt; doug73maguire@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; IMDb.me/dougmaguire\r\n\r\nTwitter.com/@MagCoEnt\r\nTwitter.com/@JustinCaseTake2\r\n\r\nvid.me/JustinCaseTake5\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI\'ve been targeted.\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; b4fba9ed7943ea6ea33868363f02a1a2\n)\n', 'Doug Maguire - 2016-07-13 01:23:05', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'b4fba9ed7943ea6ea33868363f02a1a2', '', '', '2016-07-13 01:23:05', '2016-07-13 01:23:05', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4026', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4028, 1, '2016-07-13 12:23:28', '2016-07-13 12:23:28', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/snail-farm.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/snail-farm.jpg" alt="snail farm" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4029" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk snail farm has been forced to close with the loss of four jobs, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nBosses at Halesworth-based Let\'s Escargot blamed the collapse on business being so slow.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManaging Director Frank O\'Phyle, 48, said: "The snail business is much slower than we thought. I\'d suggest if you want fast profits, shell out for fast food."\r\n\r\nHe added that his remaining 400 snails, which he had been breeding for four years, were spared from the dinner plate and released into the wild last week. They had nearly reached the door already.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Snail farm closes because business was slow', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'snail-farm-closes', '', '', '2018-11-18 17:22:26', '2018-11-18 17:22:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4028', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4030, 1, '2016-07-13 12:20:58', '2016-07-13 12:20:58', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk snail farm has been forced to close with the loss of four jobs, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nBosses at Halesworth-based Let\'s Escargot blamed the collapse on business being so slow.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManaging Director Frank O\'Phyle, 48, said: "The snail business is much slower than we thought. I\'d suggest if you want fast profits, shell out for fast food."\r\n\r\nHe added that his remaining 400 snails, which he had been breeding for four years, were spared from the dinner plate and released into the wild last week. They had nearly reached the door already.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk snail farm closes, business was slow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4028-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-13 12:20:58', '2016-07-13 12:20:58', '', 4028, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4028-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4031, 1, '2016-07-13 12:22:52', '2016-07-13 12:22:52', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk snail farm has been forced to close with the loss of four jobs, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nBosses at Halesworth-based Let\'s Escargot blamed the collapse on business being so slow.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManaging Director Frank O\'Phyle, 48, said: "The snail business is much slower than we thought. I\'d suggest if you want fast profits, shell out for fast food."\r\n\r\nHe added that his remaining 400 snails, which he had been breeding for four years, were spared from the dinner plate and released into the wild last week. They had nearly reached the door already.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Snail farm closes because business was slow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4028-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-13 12:22:52', '2016-07-13 12:22:52', '', 4028, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4028-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4032, 1, '2016-07-13 12:39:21', '2016-07-13 12:39:21', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk snail farm has been forced to close with the loss of four jobs, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nBosses at Halesworth-based Let\'s Escargot blamed the collapse on business being so slow.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nManaging Director Frank O\'Phyle, 48, said: "The snail business is much slower than we thought. I\'d suggest if you want fast profits, shell out for fast food."\r\n\r\nHe added that his remaining 400 snails, which he had been breeding for four years, were spared from the dinner plate and released into the wild last week. They had nearly reached the door already.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Snail farm closes because business was slow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4028-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-13 12:39:21', '2016-07-13 12:39:21', '', 4028, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4028-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4033, 0, '2016-07-13 22:20:38', '2016-07-13 22:20:38', 'Just brilliant - especially the observation from Edna:\r\n‘If scruffy old Jeremy Corbyn can do it, then I certainly can.’\r\nKeep up the good work of spreading the - err - truth!\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: John L Raybould\nAUTHOR EMAIL: majorpipe@hotmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.190\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; John L Raybould\n    [2_Email] =&gt; majorpipe@hotmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Just brilliant - especially the observation from Edna:\r\n‘If scruffy old Jeremy Corbyn can do it, then I certainly can.’\r\nKeep up the good work of spreading the - err - truth! \n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; aa135d534bfc4d6f9e523364bdaa0f6d\n)\n', 'John L Raybould - 2016-07-13 22:20:38', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'aa135d534bfc4d6f9e523364bdaa0f6d', '', '', '2016-07-13 22:20:38', '2016-07-13 22:20:38', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4033', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4034, 1, '2016-07-14 08:27:26', '2016-07-14 08:27:26', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSmartphone sensation Pokemon Go has been banned from Norwich after gamers started throwing balls at locals who look like weird freaks.</b>\r\n\r\nThe game, which has taken the world by storm, allows players to track down and catch monsters and strange-looking creatures in the "real world" using their smartphone camera.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut police in Norfolk have received many complaints of locals being attacked because they look just like Pokemon characters with extra limbs, strange shapes and fantastical habits.\r\n\r\nNow Nintendo, the company whose shares have rocketed 50% since the game launched and instantly topped the download charts, has had to block participation in Norwich using in-built "geo-block" technology.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Following advice from Norfolk Police, we have withdrawn the game from Norwich because local people look so much like Pokemon characters including Charizard and Squirtly. The little duck has also caused issues in Norfolk because of its webbed feet."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg" alt="pokemon go banned in Norwich" width="574" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4035" /></a><i>Bubba Spuckler repeatedly \'caught\' by Pokemon Go players (Photo: Getty Images Europe)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich man Bubba Spuckler complained to police that he had been assaulted 15 times in Norwich city centre in the last week alone. He told the Suffolk Gazette: "People on their phones are playing this Pokemon Go game and spotting me on the street. Assuming I am some sort of weird, deformed creature, they throw balls at me and try to catch me. It\'s very upsetting."\r\n\r\nAnd another Norwich person, who asked not to be named, has also been captured 14 times while going out shopping to the local supermarket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg" alt="Pokemon Go banned in Norwich" width="445" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4036" /></a> <i>Pokemon Go banned: woman targeted by gamers</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe woman said: "First they would point their phone at me, then say something like, \'There\'s Magmar\', and they throw stuff at me. It\'s scary."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We can confirm Nintendo has banned Pokemon Go in Norwich after several unfortunate incidents involving innocent locals."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Pokemon Go banned in Norwich after locals attacked', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'pokemon-go-banned-norwich', '', '', '2016-07-15 08:34:46', '2016-07-15 08:34:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4034', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4037, 1, '2016-07-14 08:26:55', '2016-07-14 08:26:55', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSmartphone sensation Pokemon Go has been banned from Norwich after gamers started throwing balls at locals who look like weird freaks.</b>\r\n\r\nThe game, which has taken the world by storm, allows players to track down and catch monsters and strange-looking creatures in the "real world" using their smartphone camera.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut police in Norfolk have received many complaints of locals being attacked because they look just like Pokemon characters with extra limbs, strange shapes and fantastical habits.\r\n\r\nNow Nintendo, the company whose shares have rocketed 50% since the game launched and instantly topped the download charts, has had to block participation in Norwich using in-built "geo-block" technology.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Following advice from Norfolk Police, we have withdrawn the game from Norwich because local people look so much like Pokemon characters including Charizard and Squirtly. The little duck has also caused issues in Norfolk because of its webbed feet."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg" alt="pokemon go banned in Norwich" width="574" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4035" /></a><i>Attacked: this Norwich man, Bubba Spuckler has been repeatedly \'caught\' by Pokemon Go players (Photo: Getty Images Europe)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich man Bubba Spuckler complained to police that he had been assaulted 15 times in Norwich city centre in the last week alone. He told the Suffolk Gazette: "People on their phones are playing this Pokemon Go game and spotting me on the street. Assuming I am some sort of weird, deformed creature, they throw balls at me and try to catch me. It\'s very upsetting."\r\n\r\nAnd another Norwich person, who asked not to be named, has also been captured 14 times while going out shopping to the local supermarket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg" alt="Pokemon Go banned in Norwich" width="445" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4036" /></a> <i>Pokemon Go banned: this Norwich woman says she was targeted by gamers</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe woman said: "First they would point their phone at me, then say something like, \'There\'s Magmar\', and they throw stuff at me\'.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We can confirm Nintendo has banned Pokemon Go in Norwich after several unfortunate incidents involving innocent locals."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Pokemon Go banned in Norwich after locals attacked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4034-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-14 08:26:55', '2016-07-14 08:26:55', '', 4034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4034-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4038, 1, '2016-07-14 08:30:01', '2016-07-14 08:30:01', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSmartphone sensation Pokemon Go has been banned from Norwich after gamers started throwing balls at locals who look like weird freaks.</b>\r\n\r\nThe game, which has taken the world by storm, allows players to track down and catch monsters and strange-looking creatures in the "real world" using their smartphone camera.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut police in Norfolk have received many complaints of locals being attacked because they look just like Pokemon characters with extra limbs, strange shapes and fantastical habits.\r\n\r\nNow Nintendo, the company whose shares have rocketed 50% since the game launched and instantly topped the download charts, has had to block participation in Norwich using in-built "geo-block" technology.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Following advice from Norfolk Police, we have withdrawn the game from Norwich because local people look so much like Pokemon characters including Charizard and Squirtly. The little duck has also caused issues in Norfolk because of its webbed feet."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg" alt="pokemon go banned in Norwich" width="574" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4035" /></a><i>Bubba Spuckler has been repeatedly \'caught\' by Pokemon Go players (Photo: Getty Images Europe)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich man Bubba Spuckler complained to police that he had been assaulted 15 times in Norwich city centre in the last week alone. He told the Suffolk Gazette: "People on their phones are playing this Pokemon Go game and spotting me on the street. Assuming I am some sort of weird, deformed creature, they throw balls at me and try to catch me. It\'s very upsetting."\r\n\r\nAnd another Norwich person, who asked not to be named, has also been captured 14 times while going out shopping to the local supermarket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg" alt="Pokemon Go banned in Norwich" width="445" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4036" /></a> <i>Pokemon Go banned: this Norwich woman says she was targeted by gamers</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe woman said: "First they would point their phone at me, then say something like, \'There\'s Magmar\', and they throw stuff at me\'.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We can confirm Nintendo has banned Pokemon Go in Norwich after several unfortunate incidents involving innocent locals."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Pokemon Go banned in Norwich after locals attacked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4034-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-14 08:30:01', '2016-07-14 08:30:01', '', 4034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4034-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4039, 1, '2016-07-14 08:30:31', '2016-07-14 08:30:31', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSmartphone sensation Pokemon Go has been banned from Norwich after gamers started throwing balls at locals who look like weird freaks.</b>\r\n\r\nThe game, which has taken the world by storm, allows players to track down and catch monsters and strange-looking creatures in the "real world" using their smartphone camera.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut police in Norfolk have received many complaints of locals being attacked because they look just like Pokemon characters with extra limbs, strange shapes and fantastical habits.\r\n\r\nNow Nintendo, the company whose shares have rocketed 50% since the game launched and instantly topped the download charts, has had to block participation in Norwich using in-built "geo-block" technology.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Following advice from Norfolk Police, we have withdrawn the game from Norwich because local people look so much like Pokemon characters including Charizard and Squirtly. The little duck has also caused issues in Norfolk because of its webbed feet."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg" alt="pokemon go banned in Norwich" width="574" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4035" /></a><i>Bubba Spuckler has been repeatedly \'caught\' by Pokemon Go players (Photo: Getty Images Europe)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich man Bubba Spuckler complained to police that he had been assaulted 15 times in Norwich city centre in the last week alone. He told the Suffolk Gazette: "People on their phones are playing this Pokemon Go game and spotting me on the street. Assuming I am some sort of weird, deformed creature, they throw balls at me and try to catch me. It\'s very upsetting."\r\n\r\nAnd another Norwich person, who asked not to be named, has also been captured 14 times while going out shopping to the local supermarket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg" alt="Pokemon Go banned in Norwich" width="445" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4036" /></a> <i>Pokemon Go banned: woman targeted by gamers</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe woman said: "First they would point their phone at me, then say something like, \'There\'s Magmar\', and they throw stuff at me\'.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We can confirm Nintendo has banned Pokemon Go in Norwich after several unfortunate incidents involving innocent locals."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Pokemon Go banned in Norwich after locals attacked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4034-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-14 08:30:31', '2016-07-14 08:30:31', '', 4034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4034-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4040, 1, '2016-07-14 08:31:18', '2016-07-14 08:31:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSmartphone sensation Pokemon Go has been banned from Norwich after gamers started throwing balls at locals who look like weird freaks.</b>\r\n\r\nThe game, which has taken the world by storm, allows players to track down and catch monsters and strange-looking creatures in the "real world" using their smartphone camera.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut police in Norfolk have received many complaints of locals being attacked because they look just like Pokemon characters with extra limbs, strange shapes and fantastical habits.\r\n\r\nNow Nintendo, the company whose shares have rocketed 50% since the game launched and instantly topped the download charts, has had to block participation in Norwich using in-built "geo-block" technology.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Following advice from Norfolk Police, we have withdrawn the game from Norwich because local people look so much like Pokemon characters including Charizard and Squirtly. The little duck has also caused issues in Norfolk because of its webbed feet."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg" alt="pokemon go banned in Norwich" width="574" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4035" /></a><i>Bubba Spuckler has been repeatedly \'caught\' by Pokemon Go players (Photo: Getty Images Europe)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich man Bubba Spuckler complained to police that he had been assaulted 15 times in Norwich city centre in the last week alone. He told the Suffolk Gazette: "People on their phones are playing this Pokemon Go game and spotting me on the street. Assuming I am some sort of weird, deformed creature, they throw balls at me and try to catch me. It\'s very upsetting."\r\n\r\nAnd another Norwich person, who asked not to be named, has also been captured 14 times while going out shopping to the local supermarket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg" alt="Pokemon Go banned in Norwich" width="445" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4036" /></a> <i>Pokemon Go banned: woman targeted by gamers</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe woman said: "First they would point their phone at me, then say something like, \'There\'s Magmar\', and they throw stuff at me. It\'s scary."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We can confirm Nintendo has banned Pokemon Go in Norwich after several unfortunate incidents involving innocent locals."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Pokemon Go banned in Norwich after locals attacked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4034-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-14 08:31:18', '2016-07-14 08:31:18', '', 4034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4034-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4041, 1, '2016-07-14 08:32:50', '2016-07-14 08:32:50', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nSmartphone sensation Pokemon Go has been banned from Norwich after gamers started throwing balls at locals who look like weird freaks.</b>\n\nThe game, which has taken the world by storm, allows players to track down and catch monsters and strange-looking creatures in the "real world" using their smartphone camera.\n\n\n\nBut police in Norfolk have received many complaints of locals being attacked because they look just like Pokemon characters with extra limbs, strange shapes and fantastical habits.\n\nNow Nintendo, the company whose shares have rocketed 50% since the game launched and instantly topped the download charts, has had to block participation in Norwich using in-built "geo-block" technology.\n\nA spokesman said: "Following advice from Norfolk Police, we have withdrawn the game from Norwich because local people look so much like Pokemon characters including Charizard and Squirtly. The little duck has also caused issues in Norfolk because of its webbed feet."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg" alt="pokemon go banned in Norwich" width="574" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4035" /></a><i>Bubba Spuckler repeatedly \'caught\' by Pokemon Go players (Photo: Getty Images Europe)</center></i><br><br>\n\nNorwich man Bubba Spuckler complained to police that he had been assaulted 15 times in Norwich city centre in the last week alone. He told the Suffolk Gazette: "People on their phones are playing this Pokemon Go game and spotting me on the street. Assuming I am some sort of weird, deformed creature, they throw balls at me and try to catch me. It\'s very upsetting."\n\nAnd another Norwich person, who asked not to be named, has also been captured 14 times while going out shopping to the local supermarket.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg" alt="Pokemon Go banned in Norwich" width="445" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4036" /></a> <i>Pokemon Go banned: woman targeted by gamers</i></center><br><br>\n\nThe woman said: "First they would point their phone at me, then say something like, \'There\'s Magmar\', and they throw stuff at me. It\'s scary."\n\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We can confirm Nintendo has banned Pokemon Go in Norwich after several unfortunate incidents involving innocent locals."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Pokemon Go banned in Norwich after locals attacked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4034-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-14 08:32:50', '2016-07-14 08:32:50', '', 4034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4034-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4042, 1, '2016-07-14 08:32:52', '2016-07-14 08:32:52', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSmartphone sensation Pokemon Go has been banned from Norwich after gamers started throwing balls at locals who look like weird freaks.</b>\r\n\r\nThe game, which has taken the world by storm, allows players to track down and catch monsters and strange-looking creatures in the "real world" using their smartphone camera.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut police in Norfolk have received many complaints of locals being attacked because they look just like Pokemon characters with extra limbs, strange shapes and fantastical habits.\r\n\r\nNow Nintendo, the company whose shares have rocketed 50% since the game launched and instantly topped the download charts, has had to block participation in Norwich using in-built "geo-block" technology.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Following advice from Norfolk Police, we have withdrawn the game from Norwich because local people look so much like Pokemon characters including Charizard and Squirtly. The little duck has also caused issues in Norfolk because of its webbed feet."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon.jpg" alt="pokemon go banned in Norwich" width="574" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4035" /></a><i>Bubba Spuckler repeatedly \'caught\' by Pokemon Go players (Photo: Getty Images Europe)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich man Bubba Spuckler complained to police that he had been assaulted 15 times in Norwich city centre in the last week alone. He told the Suffolk Gazette: "People on their phones are playing this Pokemon Go game and spotting me on the street. Assuming I am some sort of weird, deformed creature, they throw balls at me and try to catch me. It\'s very upsetting."\r\n\r\nAnd another Norwich person, who asked not to be named, has also been captured 14 times while going out shopping to the local supermarket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-pokemon-go.jpg" alt="Pokemon Go banned in Norwich" width="445" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4036" /></a> <i>Pokemon Go banned: woman targeted by gamers</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe woman said: "First they would point their phone at me, then say something like, \'There\'s Magmar\', and they throw stuff at me. It\'s scary."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We can confirm Nintendo has banned Pokemon Go in Norwich after several unfortunate incidents involving innocent locals."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Pokemon Go banned in Norwich after locals attacked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4034-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-14 08:32:52', '2016-07-14 08:32:52', '', 4034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4034-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4043, 1, '2016-07-15 08:31:09', '2016-07-15 08:31:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Are your onions protruding? Don\'t be alarmed. So are my husband\'s. They are supposed to at this time of the year. At first I didn\'t know whether they were getting too big for their space, or whether they needed to be covered up. Indeed, I thought the Old Bill might turn up.</b>\r\n\r\nYou don\'t need to earth them up, as you do your potatoes. Just leave your onions to enjoy feeling the sun or the pitter-patter of gentle rain as they swell.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs you can see from my photo of Bonkers Boris, the village idiot, you will find that many things In the lady garden are there for the taking at the moment. Notice his firm carrot and plump potatoes. They can all be harvested now or in the next few weeks, along with the broad beans, peas and salad veg. You can still plant an extra row of peas and enjoy another summer crop. Your beetroot may also be ready for pulling out to enjoy with a tin of Spam and a dollop of Heinz salad cream.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/133257347" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.676768% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/133257347?et=Js6pYp-dSu5U_59LhgYaIQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=DWIZ-l1dA8ZIRlxajMOlvklfbCLf_AvIzHom9modKFU=" width="594" height="402" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Bonkers Boris in a vegetative state</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBonkers Boris can usually be found sitting on the wall near the old asylum with his mussed-up hair, grunting as the girls go by and yelling "wiff waff, wiff waff" at our foreign fruit pickers. And look what the soppy old thing did when I asked him once to help clear out the stream at the bottom of my Lady Garden. He waded right into the middle, and you can see here what happened next...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WLzefFLHKws" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSometimes Bonkers Boris can been seen on his rusty old bike on the way to the allotments where he works as a scarecrow. But for all his stupidity, he knows quite a bit about My Lady Garden and likes to lend a hand.\r\n\r\nHe quotes many old bits of wisdom from his uncle, Mr Trump, who brought him up in a cupboard under the stairs,  like: "Red sky at night? Putin\'s in sight."\r\n\r\nOr: "Don\'t cast a clout till Mrs May is out."\r\n\r\nAnd: "A bird in the hand can be shagged in the bush."\r\n\r\nSometimes, he shouts in what he thinks is Latin: "Bleugh! Plop! Inky Pinky Ponky Ner Ner Ner. Foreign Secs for Everyone, HAHAHA!"\r\n\r\nThey are almost as wise as my favourite old sayings: "A hard man is good to find." Or:"A bad workman always blames his tool." And: "All that glitters is not Gary."\r\n\r\nAnother famous phrase, of course, is: "The other man\'s grass is always greener."\r\n\r\nThis applied to me and my next door neighbour. The last time I threw a gin bottle over the hedge I had a peep at his lawn. It was perfectly cropped and perfectly green, like the famous cricket pitch at Wembley.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wembley-pitch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wembley-pitch.jpg" alt="wembley pitch" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4044" /></a><i>Howzat! The famous Wembley cricket ground with lovely turf</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThen I realised it was AstroTurf! I looked up the price and it was more expensive than my shagpile!\r\n\r\nMany dog owners lay fake lawn to stop widdle stains. My husband is thinking of getting the same for me... and we don\'t even have a pet.\r\n\r\nLaying the artificial grass is a right palaver but you can always get a man in. The advice is to remove the sod. But I think you should make him a cup of tea and a sausage sandwich.\r\n\r\nOnce my neighbour had gone to all that expense and was expecting to spend the summer on his lilo with a barrel of Adnams, his father-in-law went round while he was out and mowed the AstroTurf. Oh, how I laughed!\r\n\r\nOf course, if you do get fake grass you can take your lawn mower to the car boot and swap in for a Tesco bag of eighties Videos, or a kettle with no lid, a plastic baby potty with matching changing mat, or a bin bag of mismatched shoes and wellies.\r\n\r\nOne man wrote to me last week and was worried that his cucumber was wilting. It just needs more and regular water. But we will soon be out of Europe so there is no pressure on you to have a rigid straight specimen. Let it bend a little in the middle. We are free Britishers not law-bound to grow straight bananas or cucumbers. Why not send us all a photo. We won\'t laugh, will we readers?\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Prune the side shoots from your wandering Wisteria but leave the main branches to train up the wall or over your pergola.\r\n\r\n* Use your hoe or a shovel to gather up soil (earthing up) over your spuds as if they turn green they will be poisonous. Do the same if they are in pots. They need to be kept in the dark, much like your old man with your credit card bills.\r\n\r\n* Buy a kids\' paddling pool to stick your feet in while you knock back some Aspall\'s Cyder with a bucket of KFC.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Theresa M from Thornham Magna: Well what a lot of jobs you have to do under pressure. Did you take my advice and put all the names of the people you don\'t like in a hat, shake it about and pull the names out just give them any old job? If you employ so many on your estate, they\'ll just have to learn on the job. What\'s the worst that can happen?\r\n\r\n* Mrs S Cameron: No, you cannot steal all the shrubs and garden furniture from the house they kicked you out of, nor can you roll up the lawn and crane out the mature trees. Ask your billionaire family to get you some brand new things from B & Q and Argos. They do a very pleasant nylon marquee.\r\n\r\n* Mr Gove: Well I really don\'t know why you\'re asking ME what gardening job prospects there are for a short labourer. You could try picking fruit from low-lying bushes like gooseberries. Remember you don\'t like EXPERTS and I am the expert supreme. So please don\'t bother me again.\r\n\r\nHave a good week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4046, 1, '2016-07-15 08:30:40', '2016-07-15 08:30:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\nAre your onions protruding? Don\'t be alarmed. So are my husband\'s. They are supposed to at this time of the year. At first I didn\'t know whether they were getting too big for their space, or whether they needed to be covered up. Indeed, I thought the Old Bill might turn up.\r\n\r\nYou don\'t need to earth them up, as you do your potatoes. Just leave your onions to enjoy feeling the sun or the pitter-patter of gentle rain as they swell.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs you can see from my photo of Bonkers Boris, the village idiot, you will find that many things In the lady garden are there for the taking at the moment. Notice his firm carrot plump potato. They can all be harvested now or in the next few weeks, along with the broad beans, peas and salad veg. You can still plant an extra row of peas and enjoy another summer crop. Your beetroot may also be ready for pulling out to enjoy with a tin of Spam and a dollop of Heinz salad cream.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/133257347" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.676768% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/133257347?et=Js6pYp-dSu5U_59LhgYaIQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=DWIZ-l1dA8ZIRlxajMOlvklfbCLf_AvIzHom9modKFU=" width="594" height="402" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Bonkers Boris in a vegetative state</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBonkers Boris can usually be found sitting on the wall near the old asylum with his mussed-up hair, grunting as the girls go by and yelling "wiff waff, wiff waff" at our foreign fruit pickers. And look what the soppy old thing did when I asked him once to help clear out the stream at the bottom of my Lady Garden. He waded right into the middle, and you can see here what happened next...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WLzefFLHKws" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSometimes Bonkers Boris can been seen on his rusty old bike on the way to the allotments where he works as a scarecrow. But for all his stupidity, he knows quite a bit about My Lady Garden and likes to lend a hand.\r\n\r\nHe quotes many old bits of wisdom from his uncle, Mr Trump, who brought him up in a cupboard under the stairs,  like: "Red sky at night? Putin\'s in sight."\r\nOr: "Don\'t cast a clout till Mrs May is out."\r\n\r\nAnd: "A bird in the hand can be shagged in the bush."\r\n\r\nSometimes, he shouts in what he thinks is Latin: "Bleugh! Plop! Inky Pinky Ponky Ner Ner Ner. Foreign Secs for Everyone, HAHAHA!"\r\n\r\nThey are almost as wise as my favourite old sayings: "A hard man is good to find." Or:"A bad workman always blames his tool." And: "All that glitters is not Gary."\r\n\r\nAnother famous phrase, of course, is: "The other man\'s grass is always greener."\r\n\r\nThis applied to me and my next door neighbour. The last time I threw a gin bottle over the hedge I had a peep at his lawn. It was perfectly cropped and perfectly green, like the famous cricket pitch at Wembley.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wembley-pitch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wembley-pitch.jpg" alt="wembley pitch" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4044" /></a><i>Howzat! The famous Wembley cricket ground with lovely turf</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThen I realised it was AstroTurf! I looked up the price and it was more expensive than my shagpile!\r\n\r\nMany dog owners lay fake lawn to stop widdle stains. My husband is thinking of getting the same for me... and we don\'t even have a pet.\r\n\r\nLaying the artificial grass is a right palaver but you can always get a man in. The advice is to remove the sod. But I think you should make him a cup of tea and a sausage sandwich.\r\n\r\nOnce my neighbour had gone to all that expense and was expecting to spend the summer on his lilo with a barrel of Adnams, his father-in-law went round while he was out and mowed the AstroTurf. Oh, how I laughed!\r\n\r\nOf course, if you do get fake grass you can take your lawn mower to the car boot and swap in for a Tesco bag of eighties Videos, or a kettle with no lid, a plastic baby potty with matching changing mat, or a bin bag of mismatched shoes and wellies.\r\n\r\nOne man wrote to me last week and was worried that his cucumber was wilting. It just needs more and regular water. But we will soon be out of Europe so there is no pressure on you to have a rigid straight specimen. Let it bend a little in the middle. We are free Britishers not law-bound to grow straight bananas or cucumbers. Why not send us all a photo. We won\'t laugh, will we readers?\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Prune the side shoots from your wandering Wisteria but leave the main branches to train up the wall or over your pergola.\r\n\r\n* Use your hoe or a shovel to gather up soil (earthing up) over your spuds as if they turn green they will be poisonous. Do the same if they are in pots. They need to be kept in the dark, much like your old man with your credit card bills.\r\n\r\n* Buy a kids\' paddling pool to stick your feet in while you knock back some Aspall\'s Cyder with a bucket of KFC.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Theresa M from Thornham Magna: Well what a lot of jobs you have to do under pressure. Did you take my advice and put all the names of the people you don\'t like in a hat, shake it about and pull the names out just give them any old job? If you employ so many on your estate, they\'ll just have to learn on the job. What\'s the worst that can happen?\r\n\r\n* Mrs S Cameron: No, you cannot steal all the shrubs and garden furniture from the house they kicked you out of, nor can you roll up the lawn and crane out the mature trees. Ask your billionaire family to get you some brand new things from B & Q and Argos. They do a very pleasant nylon marquee.\r\n\r\n* Mr Gove: Well I really don\'t know why you\'re asking ME what gardening job prospects there are for a short labourer. You could try picking fruit from low-lying bushes like gooseberries. Remember you don\'t like EXPERTS and I am the expert supreme. So please don\'t bother me again.\r\n\r\nHave a good week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4047, 1, '2016-07-15 08:36:05', '2016-07-15 08:36:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Are your onions protruding? Don\'t be alarmed. So are my husband\'s. They are supposed to at this time of the year. At first I didn\'t know whether they were getting too big for their space, or whether they needed to be covered up. Indeed, I thought the Old Bill might turn up.</b>\r\n\r\nYou don\'t need to earth them up, as you do your potatoes. Just leave your onions to enjoy feeling the sun or the pitter-patter of gentle rain as they swell.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs you can see from my photo of Bonkers Boris, the village idiot, you will find that many things In the lady garden are there for the taking at the moment. Notice his firm carrot and plump potatoes. They can all be harvested now or in the next few weeks, along with the broad beans, peas and salad veg. You can still plant an extra row of peas and enjoy another summer crop. Your beetroot may also be ready for pulling out to enjoy with a tin of Spam and a dollop of Heinz salad cream.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/133257347" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.676768% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/133257347?et=Js6pYp-dSu5U_59LhgYaIQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=DWIZ-l1dA8ZIRlxajMOlvklfbCLf_AvIzHom9modKFU=" width="594" height="402" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Bonkers Boris in a vegetative state</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBonkers Boris can usually be found sitting on the wall near the old asylum with his mussed-up hair, grunting as the girls go by and yelling "wiff waff, wiff waff" at our foreign fruit pickers. And look what the soppy old thing did when I asked him once to help clear out the stream at the bottom of my Lady Garden. He waded right into the middle, and you can see here what happened next...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WLzefFLHKws" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSometimes Bonkers Boris can been seen on his rusty old bike on the way to the allotments where he works as a scarecrow. But for all his stupidity, he knows quite a bit about My Lady Garden and likes to lend a hand.\r\n\r\nHe quotes many old bits of wisdom from his uncle, Mr Trump, who brought him up in a cupboard under the stairs,  like: "Red sky at night? Putin\'s in sight."\r\nOr: "Don\'t cast a clout till Mrs May is out."\r\n\r\nAnd: "A bird in the hand can be shagged in the bush."\r\n\r\nSometimes, he shouts in what he thinks is Latin: "Bleugh! Plop! Inky Pinky Ponky Ner Ner Ner. Foreign Secs for Everyone, HAHAHA!"\r\n\r\nThey are almost as wise as my favourite old sayings: "A hard man is good to find." Or:"A bad workman always blames his tool." And: "All that glitters is not Gary."\r\n\r\nAnother famous phrase, of course, is: "The other man\'s grass is always greener."\r\n\r\nThis applied to me and my next door neighbour. The last time I threw a gin bottle over the hedge I had a peep at his lawn. It was perfectly cropped and perfectly green, like the famous cricket pitch at Wembley.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wembley-pitch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wembley-pitch.jpg" alt="wembley pitch" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4044" /></a><i>Howzat! The famous Wembley cricket ground with lovely turf</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThen I realised it was AstroTurf! I looked up the price and it was more expensive than my shagpile!\r\n\r\nMany dog owners lay fake lawn to stop widdle stains. My husband is thinking of getting the same for me... and we don\'t even have a pet.\r\n\r\nLaying the artificial grass is a right palaver but you can always get a man in. The advice is to remove the sod. But I think you should make him a cup of tea and a sausage sandwich.\r\n\r\nOnce my neighbour had gone to all that expense and was expecting to spend the summer on his lilo with a barrel of Adnams, his father-in-law went round while he was out and mowed the AstroTurf. Oh, how I laughed!\r\n\r\nOf course, if you do get fake grass you can take your lawn mower to the car boot and swap in for a Tesco bag of eighties Videos, or a kettle with no lid, a plastic baby potty with matching changing mat, or a bin bag of mismatched shoes and wellies.\r\n\r\nOne man wrote to me last week and was worried that his cucumber was wilting. It just needs more and regular water. But we will soon be out of Europe so there is no pressure on you to have a rigid straight specimen. Let it bend a little in the middle. We are free Britishers not law-bound to grow straight bananas or cucumbers. Why not send us all a photo. We won\'t laugh, will we readers?\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Prune the side shoots from your wandering Wisteria but leave the main branches to train up the wall or over your pergola.\r\n\r\n* Use your hoe or a shovel to gather up soil (earthing up) over your spuds as if they turn green they will be poisonous. Do the same if they are in pots. They need to be kept in the dark, much like your old man with your credit card bills.\r\n\r\n* Buy a kids\' paddling pool to stick your feet in while you knock back some Aspall\'s Cyder with a bucket of KFC.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Theresa M from Thornham Magna: Well what a lot of jobs you have to do under pressure. Did you take my advice and put all the names of the people you don\'t like in a hat, shake it about and pull the names out just give them any old job? If you employ so many on your estate, they\'ll just have to learn on the job. What\'s the worst that can happen?\r\n\r\n* Mrs S Cameron: No, you cannot steal all the shrubs and garden furniture from the house they kicked you out of, nor can you roll up the lawn and crane out the mature trees. Ask your billionaire family to get you some brand new things from B & Q and Argos. They do a very pleasant nylon marquee.\r\n\r\n* Mr Gove: Well I really don\'t know why you\'re asking ME what gardening job prospects there are for a short labourer. You could try picking fruit from low-lying bushes like gooseberries. Remember you don\'t like EXPERTS and I am the expert supreme. So please don\'t bother me again.\r\n\r\nHave a good week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Don\'t worry if your onions poke out', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4043-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-15 08:36:05', '2016-07-15 08:36:05', '', 4043, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4043-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4048, 1, '2016-07-16 09:52:02', '2016-07-16 09:52:02', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWhen it comes to winding up Norwich fans, the Suffolk Gazette takes its work very seriously. So when we recently put some juicy bait on the line using a cheeky Twitter trick, the poor souls in Norfolk bit and were left wriggling on the hook. In fact, we reeled in a whole load of them.</b>\r\n\r\nThe plan was simple. Using a clever piece of software, we made sure that every time a Norwich fan Tweeted using the hashtag #NCFC they were automatically added to various Suffolk Gazette lists including I\'m Really an ITFC Fan. They then got an automated message informing them of this joyous news. And they were very cross.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMany clearly had no idea how Twitter lists work, and seemed to think we needed their permission to add them to anything. Others thought we had somehow hacked into their account. One even wanted to call in the lawyers.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>, you appear to have added me to your list <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfcfans?src=hash">#itfcfans</a> -please remove my name ASAP or legal action may follow.  Thank you.</p>&mdash; Diane Davis (@Canaryb1rd) <a href="https://twitter.com/Canaryb1rd/status/751803931009966080">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThey couldn\'t fathom what was happening to them.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> what do you think you are doing adding me to a list of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a> fans??!! I despise <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a>!!!</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753591567378739200">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nIn fact they were feeling violated.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>  In your dreams, I&#39;d rather eat my own spleen!! Remove me, I feel dirty and violated!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ItfcAlwaysScum?src=hash">#ItfcAlwaysScum</a></p>&mdash; Julia Trotter (@juliact66) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliact66/status/752226526012276736">July 10, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nSome were very cross.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/Ncfc65">@Ncfc65</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> oi suffolk gazette - stop being tw@ts! We&#39;re not interested in you or your area.</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753721726224232448">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nBut when they complained by Tweeting us directly using @SuffolkGazette, things got even worse for them...\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Can you take me off the ITFC fan list you just added me to! Im Norwich fan you tools!</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751777100961615872">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... because Tweeting us automatically added them to another list called Suffolk Stars!\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Will you stop adding me to a load of shitty suffolk lists! Im a Norwich fan who lives in Norwich! Back off you nobs</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751783443676143616">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nOf course all of this was being played out in front of thousands on Twitter, and Ipswich fans were enjoying the fishing expedition.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just when you thought <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> couldn&#39;t get any better, they add Budgies to Town fan lists. ? ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ITFC?src=hash">#ITFC</a></p>&mdash; Andrew Mehen (@andymehen) <a href="https://twitter.com/andymehen/status/753688755786178560">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nEventually, some of the Norwich fans got the joke. At first they were like...\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Err. You can fuck right off <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://t.co/Nr9sgXCSU7">pic.twitter.com/Nr9sgXCSU7</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753667944467599360">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... then they were like\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ohhh it&#39;s a spoof account. Good craic lads <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753668195182075904">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote></center><br>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nAnd once the penny dropped, inevitably the joke was turned on the Suffolk Gazette itself, and we found ourselves being added to some lists as well.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesFinbow">@JamesFinbow</a> they&#39;ve joined me also ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ncfc?src=hash">#ncfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/OTBC?src=hash">#OTBC</a> <a href="https://t.co/0gVag3L93h">pic.twitter.com/0gVag3L93h</a></p>&mdash; anita byrne-phillips (@anitajbyrne) <a href="https://twitter.com/anitajbyrne/status/753874596944896001">July 15, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So sweet of <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> to join. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ncfc?src=hash">#ncfc</a> <a href="https://t.co/Xb5zkgz00E">pic.twitter.com/Xb5zkgz00E</a></p>&mdash; Jimbob Hedgehog (@JamesFinbow) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesFinbow/status/753816753621184512">July 15, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThere was even a list created called "Tossers", and the Suffolk Gazette remains the only member. And for that, we are very proud.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette goes fishing, catches Norwich fans', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norwich-fans-twitter', '', '', '2016-07-19 12:35:52', '2016-07-19 12:35:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4048', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4050, 1, '2016-07-16 09:42:07', '2016-07-16 09:42:07', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWhen it comes to winding up Norwich fans, the Suffolk Gazette takes its work very seriously. So when we recently put some juicy bait on the line using a cheeky Twitter trick, the poor souls in Norfolk bit and were left wriggling on the hook. In fact, we reeled in a whole load of them.</b>\r\n\r\nThe plan was simple. Using a clever piece of software, we made sure that every time a Norwich fan Tweeted using the hashtag #NCFC they were automatically added to various Suffolk Gazette lists including I\'m Really an ITFC Fan. They then got an automated message informing them of this joyous news. And they were very cross.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMany did not seem to understand how Twitter lists work, and seemed to think we needed their permission to add them to anything. Others thought we had somehow hacked into their account. One even wanted to call in the lawyers.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>, you appear to have added me to your list <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfcfans?src=hash">#itfcfans</a> -please remove my name ASAP or legal action may follow.  Thank you.</p>&mdash; Diane Davis (@Canaryb1rd) <a href="https://twitter.com/Canaryb1rd/status/751803931009966080">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThe couldn\'t fathom what was happening to them.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> what do you think you are doing adding me to a list of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a> fans??!! I despise <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a>!!!</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753591567378739200">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nIn fact they were feeling violated.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>  In your dreams, I&#39;d rather eat my own spleen!! Remove me, I feel dirty and violated!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ItfcAlwaysScum?src=hash">#ItfcAlwaysScum</a></p>&mdash; Julia Trotter (@juliact66) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliact66/status/752226526012276736">July 10, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nSome were very cross.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/Ncfc65">@Ncfc65</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> oi suffolk gazette - stop being tw@ts! We&#39;re not interested in you or your area.</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753721726224232448">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nBut when they complained by Tweeting us directly using @SuffolkGazette, things got even worse for them...\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Can you take me off the ITFC fan list you just added me to! Im Norwich fan you tools!</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751777100961615872">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... because doing that automatically added them to another list called Suffolk Stars!\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Will you stop adding me to a load of shitty suffolk lists! Im a Norwich fan who lives in Norwich! Back off you nobs</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751783443676143616">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nOf course all of this was being played out in front of thousands on Twitter, and Ipswich fans were enjoying the fishing expedition.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just when you thought <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> couldn&#39;t get any better, they add Budgies to Town fan lists. ? ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ITFC?src=hash">#ITFC</a></p>&mdash; Andrew Mehen (@andymehen) <a href="https://twitter.com/andymehen/status/753688755786178560">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nEventually, some of the Norwich fans got the joke. At first they were like...\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Err. You can fuck right off <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://t.co/Nr9sgXCSU7">pic.twitter.com/Nr9sgXCSU7</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753667944467599360">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... then they were like\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ohhh it&#39;s a spoof account. Good craic lads <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753668195182075904">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote></center><br>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nAnd once the penny dropped, inevitably the joke was turned on the Suffolk Gazette itself, and we found ourselves being added to some lists as well.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesFinbow">@JamesFinbow</a> they&#39;ve joined me also ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ncfc?src=hash">#ncfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/OTBC?src=hash">#OTBC</a> <a href="https://t.co/0gVag3L93h">pic.twitter.com/0gVag3L93h</a></p>&mdash; anita byrne-phillips (@anitajbyrne) <a href="https://twitter.com/anitajbyrne/status/753874596944896001">July 15, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So sweet of <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> to join. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ncfc?src=hash">#ncfc</a> <a href="https://t.co/Xb5zkgz00E">pic.twitter.com/Xb5zkgz00E</a></p>&mdash; Jimbob Hedgehog (@JamesFinbow) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesFinbow/status/753816753621184512">July 15, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThere was even a list created called "Tossers", and the Suffolk Gazette remains the only member. And for that, we are very proud.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette goes fishing, catches Norwich fans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4048-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-16 09:42:07', '2016-07-16 09:42:07', '', 4048, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4048-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4051, 1, '2016-07-16 09:44:36', '2016-07-16 09:44:36', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWhen it comes to winding up Norwich fans, the Suffolk Gazette takes its work very seriously. So when we recently put some juicy bait on the line using a cheeky Twitter trick, the poor souls in Norfolk bit and were left wriggling on the hook. In fact, we reeled in a whole load of them.</b>\r\n\r\nThe plan was simple. Using a clever piece of software, we made sure that every time a Norwich fan Tweeted using the hashtag #NCFC they were automatically added to various Suffolk Gazette lists including I\'m Really an ITFC Fan. They then got an automated message informing them of this joyous news. And they were very cross.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMany did not seem to understand how Twitter lists work, and seemed to think we needed their permission to add them to anything. Others thought we had somehow hacked into their account. One even wanted to call in the lawyers.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>, you appear to have added me to your list <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfcfans?src=hash">#itfcfans</a> -please remove my name ASAP or legal action may follow.  Thank you.</p>&mdash; Diane Davis (@Canaryb1rd) <a href="https://twitter.com/Canaryb1rd/status/751803931009966080">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThe couldn\'t fathom what was happening to them.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> what do you think you are doing adding me to a list of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a> fans??!! I despise <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a>!!!</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753591567378739200">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nIn fact they were feeling violated.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>  In your dreams, I&#39;d rather eat my own spleen!! Remove me, I feel dirty and violated!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ItfcAlwaysScum?src=hash">#ItfcAlwaysScum</a></p>&mdash; Julia Trotter (@juliact66) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliact66/status/752226526012276736">July 10, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nSome were very cross.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/Ncfc65">@Ncfc65</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> oi suffolk gazette - stop being tw@ts! 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At first they were like...\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Err. You can fuck right off <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://t.co/Nr9sgXCSU7">pic.twitter.com/Nr9sgXCSU7</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753667944467599360">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... then they were like\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ohhh it&#39;s a spoof account. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4052, 1, '2016-07-16 09:45:52', '2016-07-16 09:45:52', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWhen it comes to winding up Norwich fans, the Suffolk Gazette takes its work very seriously. So when we recently put some juicy bait on the line using a cheeky Twitter trick, the poor souls in Norfolk bit and were left wriggling on the hook. In fact, we reeled in a whole load of them.</b>\r\n\r\nThe plan was simple. Using a clever piece of software, we made sure that every time a Norwich fan Tweeted using the hashtag #NCFC they were automatically added to various Suffolk Gazette lists including I\'m Really an ITFC Fan. They then got an automated message informing them of this joyous news. And they were very cross.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMany did not seem to understand how Twitter lists work, and seemed to think we needed their permission to add them to anything. Others thought we had somehow hacked into their account. One even wanted to call in the lawyers.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>, you appear to have added me to your list <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfcfans?src=hash">#itfcfans</a> -please remove my name ASAP or legal action may follow.  Thank you.</p>&mdash; Diane Davis (@Canaryb1rd) <a href="https://twitter.com/Canaryb1rd/status/751803931009966080">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThe couldn\'t fathom what was happening to them.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> what do you think you are doing adding me to a list of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a> fans??!! I despise <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a>!!!</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753591567378739200">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nIn fact they were feeling violated.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>  In your dreams, I&#39;d rather eat my own spleen!! Remove me, I feel dirty and violated!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ItfcAlwaysScum?src=hash">#ItfcAlwaysScum</a></p>&mdash; Julia Trotter (@juliact66) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliact66/status/752226526012276736">July 10, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nSome were very cross.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/Ncfc65">@Ncfc65</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> oi suffolk gazette - stop being tw@ts! We&#39;re not interested in you or your area.</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753721726224232448">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nBut when they complained by Tweeting us directly using @SuffolkGazette, things got even worse for them...\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Can you take me off the ITFC fan list you just added me to! Im Norwich fan you tools!</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751777100961615872">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... because Tweetng us automatically added them to another list called Suffolk Stars!\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Will you stop adding me to a load of shitty suffolk lists! Im a Norwich fan who lives in Norwich! Back off you nobs</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751783443676143616">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nOf course all of this was being played out in front of thousands on Twitter, and Ipswich fans were enjoying the fishing expedition.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just when you thought <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> couldn&#39;t get any better, they add Budgies to Town fan lists. ? ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ITFC?src=hash">#ITFC</a></p>&mdash; Andrew Mehen (@andymehen) <a href="https://twitter.com/andymehen/status/753688755786178560">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nEventually, some of the Norwich fans got the joke. At first they were like...\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Err. You can fuck right off <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://t.co/Nr9sgXCSU7">pic.twitter.com/Nr9sgXCSU7</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753667944467599360">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... then they were like\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ohhh it&#39;s a spoof account. Good craic lads <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753668195182075904">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote></center><br>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nAnd once the penny dropped, inevitably the joke was turned on the Suffolk Gazette itself, and we found ourselves being added to some lists as well.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesFinbow">@JamesFinbow</a> they&#39;ve joined me also ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ncfc?src=hash">#ncfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/OTBC?src=hash">#OTBC</a> <a href="https://t.co/0gVag3L93h">pic.twitter.com/0gVag3L93h</a></p>&mdash; anita byrne-phillips (@anitajbyrne) <a href="https://twitter.com/anitajbyrne/status/753874596944896001">July 15, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So sweet of <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> to join. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ncfc?src=hash">#ncfc</a> <a href="https://t.co/Xb5zkgz00E">pic.twitter.com/Xb5zkgz00E</a></p>&mdash; Jimbob Hedgehog (@JamesFinbow) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesFinbow/status/753816753621184512">July 15, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThere was even a list created called "Tossers", and the Suffolk Gazette remains the only member. And for that, we are very proud.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette goes fishing, catches Norwich fans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4048-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-16 09:45:52', '2016-07-16 09:45:52', '', 4048, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4048-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4053, 1, '2016-07-16 09:49:31', '2016-07-16 09:49:31', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWhen it comes to winding up Norwich fans, the Suffolk Gazette takes its work very seriously. So when we recently put some juicy bait on the line using a cheeky Twitter trick, the poor souls in Norfolk bit and were left wriggling on the hook. In fact, we reeled in a whole load of them.</b>\r\n\r\nThe plan was simple. Using a clever piece of software, we made sure that every time a Norwich fan Tweeted using the hashtag #NCFC they were automatically added to various Suffolk Gazette lists including I\'m Really an ITFC Fan. They then got an automated message informing them of this joyous news. And they were very cross.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMany did not seem to understand how Twitter lists work, and seemed to think we needed their permission to add them to anything. Others thought we had somehow hacked into their account. One even wanted to call in the lawyers.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>, you appear to have added me to your list <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfcfans?src=hash">#itfcfans</a> -please remove my name ASAP or legal action may follow.  Thank you.</p>&mdash; Diane Davis (@Canaryb1rd) <a href="https://twitter.com/Canaryb1rd/status/751803931009966080">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThe couldn\'t fathom what was happening to them.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> what do you think you are doing adding me to a list of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a> fans??!! I despise <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a>!!!</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753591567378739200">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nIn fact they were feeling violated.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>  In your dreams, I&#39;d rather eat my own spleen!! Remove me, I feel dirty and violated!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ItfcAlwaysScum?src=hash">#ItfcAlwaysScum</a></p>&mdash; Julia Trotter (@juliact66) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliact66/status/752226526012276736">July 10, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nSome were very cross.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/Ncfc65">@Ncfc65</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> oi suffolk gazette - stop being tw@ts! We&#39;re not interested in you or your area.</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753721726224232448">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nBut when they complained by Tweeting us directly using @SuffolkGazette, things got even worse for them...\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Can you take me off the ITFC fan list you just added me to! Im Norwich fan you tools!</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751777100961615872">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... because Tweetng us automatically added them to another list called Suffolk Stars!\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Will you stop adding me to a load of shitty suffolk lists! Im a Norwich fan who lives in Norwich! Back off you nobs</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751783443676143616">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nOf course all of this was being played out in front of thousands on Twitter, and Ipswich fans were enjoying the fishing expedition.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just when you thought <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> couldn&#39;t get any better, they add Budgies to Town fan lists. ? ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ITFC?src=hash">#ITFC</a></p>&mdash; Andrew Mehen (@andymehen) <a href="https://twitter.com/andymehen/status/753688755786178560">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nEventually, some of the Norwich fans got the joke. At first they were like...\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Err. You can fuck right off <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://t.co/Nr9sgXCSU7">pic.twitter.com/Nr9sgXCSU7</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753667944467599360">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... then they were like\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ohhh it&#39;s a spoof account. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4054, 1, '2016-07-16 09:52:02', '2016-07-16 09:52:02', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWhen it comes to winding up Norwich fans, the Suffolk Gazette takes its work very seriously. So when we recently put some juicy bait on the line using a cheeky Twitter trick, the poor souls in Norfolk bit and were left wriggling on the hook. In fact, we reeled in a whole load of them.</b>\r\n\r\nThe plan was simple. Using a clever piece of software, we made sure that every time a Norwich fan Tweeted using the hashtag #NCFC they were automatically added to various Suffolk Gazette lists including I\'m Really an ITFC Fan. They then got an automated message informing them of this joyous news. And they were very cross.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMany did not seem to understand how Twitter lists work, and seemed to think we needed their permission to add them to anything. Others thought we had somehow hacked into their account. One even wanted to call in the lawyers.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>, you appear to have added me to your list <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfcfans?src=hash">#itfcfans</a> -please remove my name ASAP or legal action may follow.  Thank you.</p>&mdash; Diane Davis (@Canaryb1rd) <a href="https://twitter.com/Canaryb1rd/status/751803931009966080">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThe couldn\'t fathom what was happening to them.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> what do you think you are doing adding me to a list of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a> fans??!! I despise <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a>!!!</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753591567378739200">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nIn fact they were feeling violated.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>  In your dreams, I&#39;d rather eat my own spleen!! 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Back off you nobs</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751783443676143616">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nOf course all of this was being played out in front of thousands on Twitter, and Ipswich fans were enjoying the fishing expedition.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just when you thought <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> couldn&#39;t get any better, they add Budgies to Town fan lists. ? ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ITFC?src=hash">#ITFC</a></p>&mdash; Andrew Mehen (@andymehen) <a href="https://twitter.com/andymehen/status/753688755786178560">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nEventually, some of the Norwich fans got the joke. At first they were like...\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Err. You can fuck right off <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://t.co/Nr9sgXCSU7">pic.twitter.com/Nr9sgXCSU7</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753667944467599360">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... then they were like\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ohhh it&#39;s a spoof account. Good craic lads <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753668195182075904">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote></center><br>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nAnd once the penny dropped, inevitably the joke was turned on the Suffolk Gazette itself, and we found ourselves being added to some lists as well.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesFinbow">@JamesFinbow</a> they&#39;ve joined me also ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ncfc?src=hash">#ncfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/OTBC?src=hash">#OTBC</a> <a href="https://t.co/0gVag3L93h">pic.twitter.com/0gVag3L93h</a></p>&mdash; anita byrne-phillips (@anitajbyrne) <a href="https://twitter.com/anitajbyrne/status/753874596944896001">July 15, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So sweet of <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> to join. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ncfc?src=hash">#ncfc</a> <a href="https://t.co/Xb5zkgz00E">pic.twitter.com/Xb5zkgz00E</a></p>&mdash; Jimbob Hedgehog (@JamesFinbow) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesFinbow/status/753816753621184512">July 15, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThere was even a list created called "Tossers", and the Suffolk Gazette remains the only member. And for that, we are very proud.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette goes fishing, catches Norwich fans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4048-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-16 09:52:02', '2016-07-16 09:52:02', '', 4048, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4048-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4055, 1, '2016-07-16 09:57:20', '2016-07-16 09:57:20', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\n\nWhen it comes to winding up Norwich fans, the Suffolk Gazette takes its work very seriously. So when we recently put some juicy bait on the line using a cheeky Twitter trick, the poor souls in Norfolk bit and were left wriggling on the hook. In fact, we reeled in a whole load of them.</b>\n\nThe plan was simple. Using a clever piece of software, we made sure that every time a Norwich fan Tweeted using the hashtag #NCFC they were automatically added to various Suffolk Gazette lists including I\'m Really an ITFC Fan. They then got an automated message informing them of this joyous news. And they were very cross.\n\n\n<br>\nMany clearly hadid not seem to understand how Twitter lists work, and seemed to think we needed their permission to add them to anything. Others thought we had somehow hacked into their account. One even wanted to call in the lawyers.\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>, you appear to have added me to your list <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfcfans?src=hash">#itfcfans</a> -please remove my name ASAP or legal action may follow.  Thank you.</p>&mdash; Diane Davis (@Canaryb1rd) <a href="https://twitter.com/Canaryb1rd/status/751803931009966080">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\n\nThe couldn\'t fathom what was happening to them.\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> what do you think you are doing adding me to a list of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a> fans??!! I despise <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a>!!!</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753591567378739200">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\n\nIn fact they were feeling violated.\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>  In your dreams, I&#39;d rather eat my own spleen!! Remove me, I feel dirty and violated!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ItfcAlwaysScum?src=hash">#ItfcAlwaysScum</a></p>&mdash; Julia Trotter (@juliact66) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliact66/status/752226526012276736">July 10, 2016</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\n\nSome were very cross.\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/Ncfc65">@Ncfc65</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> oi suffolk gazette - stop being tw@ts! We&#39;re not interested in you or your area.</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753721726224232448">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\n\nBut when they complained by Tweeting us directly using @SuffolkGazette, things got even worse for them...\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Can you take me off the ITFC fan list you just added me to! Im Norwich fan you tools!</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751777100961615872">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\n\n... because Tweetng us automatically added them to another list called Suffolk Stars!\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Will you stop adding me to a load of shitty suffolk lists! Im a Norwich fan who lives in Norwich! Back off you nobs</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751783443676143616">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\n\nOf course all of this was being played out in front of thousands on Twitter, and Ipswich fans were enjoying the fishing expedition.\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just when you thought <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> couldn&#39;t get any better, they add Budgies to Town fan lists. ? ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ITFC?src=hash">#ITFC</a></p>&mdash; Andrew Mehen (@andymehen) <a href="https://twitter.com/andymehen/status/753688755786178560">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\n\nEventually, some of the Norwich fans got the joke. At first they were like...\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Err. You can fuck right off <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://t.co/Nr9sgXCSU7">pic.twitter.com/Nr9sgXCSU7</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753667944467599360">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\n\n... then they were like\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ohhh it&#39;s a spoof account. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4056, 1, '2016-07-16 09:57:29', '2016-07-16 09:57:29', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWhen it comes to winding up Norwich fans, the Suffolk Gazette takes its work very seriously. So when we recently put some juicy bait on the line using a cheeky Twitter trick, the poor souls in Norfolk bit and were left wriggling on the hook. In fact, we reeled in a whole load of them.</b>\r\n\r\nThe plan was simple. Using a clever piece of software, we made sure that every time a Norwich fan Tweeted using the hashtag #NCFC they were automatically added to various Suffolk Gazette lists including I\'m Really an ITFC Fan. They then got an automated message informing them of this joyous news. And they were very cross.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMany clearly had no idea how Twitter lists work, and seemed to think we needed their permission to add them to anything. Others thought we had somehow hacked into their account. One even wanted to call in the lawyers.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>, you appear to have added me to your list <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfcfans?src=hash">#itfcfans</a> -please remove my name ASAP or legal action may follow.  Thank you.</p>&mdash; Diane Davis (@Canaryb1rd) <a href="https://twitter.com/Canaryb1rd/status/751803931009966080">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThe couldn\'t fathom what was happening to them.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> what do you think you are doing adding me to a list of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a> fans??!! I despise <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a>!!!</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753591567378739200">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nIn fact they were feeling violated.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>  In your dreams, I&#39;d rather eat my own spleen!! Remove me, I feel dirty and violated!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ItfcAlwaysScum?src=hash">#ItfcAlwaysScum</a></p>&mdash; Julia Trotter (@juliact66) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliact66/status/752226526012276736">July 10, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nSome were very cross.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/Ncfc65">@Ncfc65</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> oi suffolk gazette - stop being tw@ts! 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At first they were like...\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Err. You can fuck right off <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://t.co/Nr9sgXCSU7">pic.twitter.com/Nr9sgXCSU7</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753667944467599360">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... then they were like\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ohhh it&#39;s a spoof account. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4057, 1, '2016-07-16 10:07:21', '2016-07-16 10:07:21', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWhen it comes to winding up Norwich fans, the Suffolk Gazette takes its work very seriously. So when we recently put some juicy bait on the line using a cheeky Twitter trick, the poor souls in Norfolk bit and were left wriggling on the hook. In fact, we reeled in a whole load of them.</b>\r\n\r\nThe plan was simple. Using a clever piece of software, we made sure that every time a Norwich fan Tweeted using the hashtag #NCFC they were automatically added to various Suffolk Gazette lists including I\'m Really an ITFC Fan. They then got an automated message informing them of this joyous news. And they were very cross.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMany clearly had no idea how Twitter lists work, and seemed to think we needed their permission to add them to anything. Others thought we had somehow hacked into their account. One even wanted to call in the lawyers.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>, you appear to have added me to your list <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfcfans?src=hash">#itfcfans</a> -please remove my name ASAP or legal action may follow.  Thank you.</p>&mdash; Diane Davis (@Canaryb1rd) <a href="https://twitter.com/Canaryb1rd/status/751803931009966080">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThe couldn\'t fathom what was happening to them.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> what do you think you are doing adding me to a list of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a> fans??!! I despise <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a>!!!</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753591567378739200">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nIn fact they were feeling violated.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>  In your dreams, I&#39;d rather eat my own spleen!! Remove me, I feel dirty and violated!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ItfcAlwaysScum?src=hash">#ItfcAlwaysScum</a></p>&mdash; Julia Trotter (@juliact66) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliact66/status/752226526012276736">July 10, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nSome were very cross.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/Ncfc65">@Ncfc65</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> oi suffolk gazette - stop being tw@ts! We&#39;re not interested in you or your area.</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753721726224232448">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nBut when they complained by Tweeting us directly using @SuffolkGazette, things got even worse for them...\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Can you take me off the ITFC fan list you just added me to! Im Norwich fan you tools!</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751777100961615872">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... because Tweeting us automatically added them to another list called Suffolk Stars!\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <br><br>Will you stop adding me to a load of shitty suffolk lists! Im a Norwich fan who lives in Norwich! Back off you nobs</p>&mdash; Drew Collins (@collinsdrew12) <a href="https://twitter.com/collinsdrew12/status/751783443676143616">July 9, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nOf course all of this was being played out in front of thousands on Twitter, and Ipswich fans were enjoying the fishing expedition.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just when you thought <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> couldn&#39;t get any better, they add Budgies to Town fan lists. ? ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ITFC?src=hash">#ITFC</a></p>&mdash; Andrew Mehen (@andymehen) <a href="https://twitter.com/andymehen/status/753688755786178560">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nEventually, some of the Norwich fans got the joke. At first they were like...\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Err. You can fuck right off <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://t.co/Nr9sgXCSU7">pic.twitter.com/Nr9sgXCSU7</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753667944467599360">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n... then they were like\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ohhh it&#39;s a spoof account. Good craic lads <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a></p>&mdash; Dan Roberts (@Snakepitdan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Snakepitdan/status/753668195182075904">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote></center><br>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nAnd once the penny dropped, inevitably the joke was turned on the Suffolk Gazette itself, and we found ourselves being added to some lists as well.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesFinbow">@JamesFinbow</a> they&#39;ve joined me also ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ncfc?src=hash">#ncfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/OTBC?src=hash">#OTBC</a> <a href="https://t.co/0gVag3L93h">pic.twitter.com/0gVag3L93h</a></p>&mdash; anita byrne-phillips (@anitajbyrne) <a href="https://twitter.com/anitajbyrne/status/753874596944896001">July 15, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So sweet of <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> to join. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ncfc?src=hash">#ncfc</a> <a href="https://t.co/Xb5zkgz00E">pic.twitter.com/Xb5zkgz00E</a></p>&mdash; Jimbob Hedgehog (@JamesFinbow) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesFinbow/status/753816753621184512">July 15, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nThere was even a list created called "Tossers", and the Suffolk Gazette remains the only member. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4058, 1, '2016-07-16 13:41:10', '2016-07-16 13:41:10', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWhen it comes to winding up Norwich fans, the Suffolk Gazette takes its work very seriously. So when we recently put some juicy bait on the line using a cheeky Twitter trick, the poor souls in Norfolk bit and were left wriggling on the hook. In fact, we reeled in a whole load of them.</b>\r\n\r\nThe plan was simple. Using a clever piece of software, we made sure that every time a Norwich fan Tweeted using the hashtag #NCFC they were automatically added to various Suffolk Gazette lists including I\'m Really an ITFC Fan. They then got an automated message informing them of this joyous news. And they were very cross.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMany clearly had no idea how Twitter lists work, and seemed to think we needed their permission to add them to anything. Others thought we had somehow hacked into their account. 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I despise <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/itfc?src=hash">#itfc</a>!!!</p>&mdash; Nick B (@cheltcanary) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheltcanary/status/753591567378739200">July 14, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nIn fact they were feeling violated.\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>  In your dreams, I&#39;d rather eat my own spleen!! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4079, 1, '2016-07-19 11:53:02', '2016-07-19 11:53:02', '<b>By Gale McCloud, Weather Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk mum says it\'s so hot today that she accidentally fried an egg on her car.</b>\r\n\r\nSascha Smith, 32, had just got home from shopping when she tried to put a carton of eggs on her car roof so she could close the boot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the carton slipped out of her hand causing one of the free-range eggs to smash over the hot metal of her black Mini.\r\n\r\n"It started frying before my eyes," mum-of-two Sasha said. "I couldn\'t believe it. I know it\'s really hot today but that was ridiculous. I had to run inside the house and bring out my spatula. By the time I got back it was cooked to perfection."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg" alt="fried egg on car" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4080" /></a><i>It\'s no yolk: Sascha sent us this pic of her fried egg before eating it</center></i><br><br><br>\r\n\r\nSasha said she scooped up the tasty treat, sunny side up, and added some pepper and chives. "It was a shame to waste it. It was cracking," she said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTemperatures in Suffolk soared to a whopping 28 degrees centigrade today, and the heatwave is expected to last well into next week.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Heatwave mum fries egg on car', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'fries-egg-on-car', '', '', '2017-06-18 10:54:28', '2017-06-18 10:54:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4079', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4081, 1, '2016-07-19 11:51:17', '2016-07-19 11:51:17', '<b>By Gale McCloud, Weather Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk mum says it\'s so hot today that she accidentally fried an egg on her car.</b>\r\n\r\nSasha Smith, 32, had just got home from shopping when she tried to put a carton of eggs on her car roof so she could close the boot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the carton slipped out of her hand causing one of the free-range eggs to smash over the hot metal of her black Mini.\r\n\r\n"It started frying before my eyes," mum-of-two Sasha said. "I couldn\'t believe it. I know it\'s really hot today but that was ridiculous. I had to run inside the house and bring out my spatula. By the time I got back it was cooked to perfection."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg" alt="fried egg on car" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4080" /></a><i>It\'s no yolk: mum fried egg on her car</center></i><br><br><br>\r\n\r\nSasha said she scooped up the tasty treat, sunny side up, and added some pepper and chives. "It was a shame to waste it. It was cracking," she said.\r\n\r\nTemperatures in Suffolk soared to a whopping 28 degrees centigrade today, and the heatwave is expected to last until Thursday when the traditional summer rain returns to the county.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Heatwave mum fries egg on car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4079-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-19 11:51:17', '2016-07-19 11:51:17', '', 4079, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4079-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4082, 1, '2016-07-19 11:54:30', '2016-07-19 11:54:30', '<b>By Gale McCloud, Weather Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk mum says it\'s so hot today that she accidentally fried an egg on her car.</b>\r\n\r\nSasha Smith, 32, had just got home from shopping when she tried to put a carton of eggs on her car roof so she could close the boot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the carton slipped out of her hand causing one of the free-range eggs to smash over the hot metal of her black Mini.\r\n\r\n"It started frying before my eyes," mum-of-two Sasha said. "I couldn\'t believe it. I know it\'s really hot today but that was ridiculous. I had to run inside the house and bring out my spatula. By the time I got back it was cooked to perfection."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg" alt="fried egg on car" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4080" /></a><i>It\'s no yolk: mum fried egg on her car</center></i><br><br><br>\r\n\r\nSasha said she scooped up the tasty treat, sunny side up, and added some pepper and chives. "It was a shame to waste it. It was cracking," she said.\r\n\r\nTemperatures in Suffolk soared to a whopping 30 degrees centigrade today, and the heatwave is expected to last until Thursday when the traditional summer rain returns to the county.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Heatwave mum fries egg on car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4079-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-19 11:54:30', '2016-07-19 11:54:30', '', 4079, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4079-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4083, 1, '2016-07-19 11:55:12', '2016-07-19 11:55:12', '<b>By Gale McCloud, Weather Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk mum says it\'s so hot today that she accidentally fried an egg on her car.</b>\r\n\r\nSascha Smith, 32, had just got home from shopping when she tried to put a carton of eggs on her car roof so she could close the boot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the carton slipped out of her hand causing one of the free-range eggs to smash over the hot metal of her black Mini.\r\n\r\n"It started frying before my eyes," mum-of-two Sasha said. "I couldn\'t believe it. I know it\'s really hot today but that was ridiculous. I had to run inside the house and bring out my spatula. By the time I got back it was cooked to perfection."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg" alt="fried egg on car" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4080" /></a><i>It\'s no yolk: mum fried egg on her car</center></i><br><br><br>\r\n\r\nSasha said she scooped up the tasty treat, sunny side up, and added some pepper and chives. "It was a shame to waste it. It was cracking," she said.\r\n\r\nTemperatures in Suffolk soared to a whopping 30 degrees centigrade today, and the heatwave is expected to last until Thursday when the traditional summer rain returns to the county.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Heatwave mum fries egg on car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4079-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-19 11:55:12', '2016-07-19 11:55:12', '', 4079, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4079-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4084, 1, '2017-06-18 10:54:18', '2017-06-18 10:54:18', '<b>By Gale McCloud, Weather Correspondent\n\nA Suffolk mum says it\'s so hot today that she accidentally fried an egg on her car.</b>\n\nSascha Smith, 32, had just got home from shopping when she tried to put a carton of eggs on her car roof so she could close the boot.\n\n\n\nBut the carton slipped out of her hand causing one of the free-range eggs to smash over the hot metal of her black Mini.\n\n"It started frying before my eyes," mum-of-two Sasha said. "I couldn\'t believe it. I know it\'s really hot today but that was ridiculous. I had to run inside the house and bring out my spatula. By the time I got back it was cooked to perfection."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg" alt="fried egg on car" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4080" /></a><i>It\'s no yolk: Sascha sent us this pic of her fried egg before eating it</center></i><br><br><br>\n\nSasha said she scooped up the tasty treat, sunny side up, and added some pepper and chives. "It was a shame to waste it. It was cracking," she said.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nTemperatures in Suffolk soared to a whopping 28 degrees centigrade today, and the heatwave is expected to last well into next week.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Heatwave mum fries egg on car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4079-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-18 10:54:18', '2017-06-18 10:54:18', '', 4079, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4079-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4085, 1, '2016-07-19 12:09:17', '2016-07-19 12:09:17', '<b>By Gale McCloud, Weather Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk mum says it\'s so hot today that she accidentally fried an egg on her car.</b>\r\n\r\nSascha Smith, 32, had just got home from shopping when she tried to put a carton of eggs on her car roof so she could close the boot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the carton slipped out of her hand causing one of the free-range eggs to smash over the hot metal of her black Mini.\r\n\r\n"It started frying before my eyes," mum-of-two Sasha said. "I couldn\'t believe it. I know it\'s really hot today but that was ridiculous. I had to run inside the house and bring out my spatula. By the time I got back it was cooked to perfection."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg" alt="fried egg on car" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4080" /></a><i>It\'s no yolk: Sascha sent us this pic of her fried egg before eating it</center></i><br><br><br>\r\n\r\nSasha said she scooped up the tasty treat, sunny side up, and added some pepper and chives. "It was a shame to waste it. It was cracking," she said.\r\n\r\nTemperatures in Suffolk soared to a whopping 30 degrees centigrade today, and the heatwave is expected to last until Thursday when the traditional summer rain returns to the county.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Heatwave mum fries egg on car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4079-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-19 12:09:17', '2016-07-19 12:09:17', '', 4079, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4079-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4087, 1, '2016-07-21 08:15:47', '2016-07-21 08:15:47', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town silenced moaning fans by unveiling their record signing yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nSupporters have been dejected by an apparent lack of transfer activity, believing it will lead to another season of mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the club surprised everyone by revealing Darren Horlock to the press, making him a record fourth new member of the match-day bar staff.\r\n\r\nHorlock, 19, was a free agent but impressed Portman Road bosses with his pace and ability to retrieve a pie from the hot plate while still opening and pouring a plastic bottle of beer.\r\n\r\n"We think we have unearthed a diamond," said hospitality manager Clarissa Dickson. "The fans will love him."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg" alt="ipswich-signing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4088" /></a><i>Darren Horlock: silky-skilled new Ipswich signing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy, who watched his side run riot in a 1-0 mauling of bottom-league newcomers Colchester United last night, revealed he had spent a whole hour this week talking to reclusive owner Marcus Evans about possible new signings.\r\n\r\nAs other Championship clubs, including arch-rivals Norwich City, spend millions bolstering their squads in readiness for a promotion challenge to the Premier League, Ipswich have signed nobody, aside from Adam Webster, who was part of a swap deal.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy told <a href="http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/29872/mccarthy-well-mix-up-style-of-play">Ipswich news website TWTD</a>: "Potentially there are a few loans, a few permanents, but we will see. We are in discussions with different people.\r\n\r\n“There are some real big spenders in our league this year who are doing all the deals and there are a few of us beneath that who are trying to manufacture deals or maybe swaps or free transfers, if someone wants to get someone off the wage bill."\r\n\r\nThat uninspiring news was soon eclipsed by the exciting deal with Horlock, who will meet up with his new team mates at the season opener at home to Barnsley on August 6.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I\'m looking forward to it. Ipswich is a big club with great fans, and I hope I can repay the faith they have shown in me by serving them as quickly as possible at half-time."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Ipswich Town silence critics with record signing', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'record-signing', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:32:42', '2016-07-27 09:32:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4087', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4089, 1, '2016-07-21 08:15:07', '2016-07-21 08:15:07', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town silenced moaning fans by unveiling their record signing yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nSupporters have been dejected by an apparent lack of transfer activity, believing it will lead to another season of mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the club surprised everyone by revealing Darren Horlock to the press, making him a record fourth new member of the match-day bar staff.\r\n\r\nHorlock, 19, was a free agent but impressed Portman Road bosses with his pace and ability to retrieve a pie from the hot plate while still opening and pouring a plastic bottle of beer. "We think we have unearthed a diamond," said hospitality manager Clarissa Dickson. "The fans will love him."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg" alt="ipswich-signing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4088" /></a><i>Darren Horlock: silky-skilled new Ipswich signing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy, who watched his side run riot in a 1-0 mauling of bottom-league newcomers Colchester United last night, revealed he had spent a whole hour this week talking to reclusive owner Marcus Evans about possible new signings.\r\n\r\nAs other Championship clubs, including arch-rivals Norwich City, spend millions bolstering their squads in readiness for a promotion challenge to the Premier League, Ipswich have signed nobody, aside from Adam Webster, who was part of a swap deal.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy told <a href="http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/29872/mccarthy-well-mix-up-style-of-play">Ipswich fan website Those Were The Days</a>: "Potentially there are a few loans, a few permanents, but we will see. We are in discussions with different people.\r\n\r\n“There are some real big spenders in our league this year who are doing all the deals and there are a few of us beneath that who are trying to manufacture deals or maybe swaps or free transfers, if someone wants to get someone off the wage bill."\r\n\r\nThat uninspiring news was overshadowed by the snapping up of Horlock, who will meet up with his new team mates at the season opener at home to Barnsley on August 6.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I\'m looking forward to it. Ipswich is a big club with great fans, and I hope I can repay the faith they have shown in me by serving them as quickly as possible at half-time."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Ipswich Town silence critics with record signing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4087-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-21 08:15:07', '2016-07-21 08:15:07', '', 4087, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4087-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4090, 1, '2016-07-21 08:16:29', '2016-07-21 08:16:29', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town silenced moaning fans by unveiling their record signing yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nSupporters have been dejected by an apparent lack of transfer activity, believing it will lead to another season of mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the club surprised everyone by revealing Darren Horlock to the press, making him a record fourth new member of the match-day bar staff.\r\n\r\nHorlock, 19, was a free agent but impressed Portman Road bosses with his pace and ability to retrieve a pie from the hot plate while still opening and pouring a plastic bottle of beer. "We think we have unearthed a diamond," said hospitality manager Clarissa Dickson. "The fans will love him."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg" alt="ipswich-signing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4088" /></a><i>Darren Horlock: silky-skilled new Ipswich signing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy, who watched his side run riot in a 1-0 mauling of bottom-league newcomers Colchester United last night, revealed he had spent a whole hour this week talking to reclusive owner Marcus Evans about possible new signings.\r\n\r\nAs other Championship clubs, including arch-rivals Norwich City, spend millions bolstering their squads in readiness for a promotion challenge to the Premier League, Ipswich have signed nobody, aside from Adam Webster, who was part of a swap deal.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy told <a href="http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/29872/mccarthy-well-mix-up-style-of-play">Ipswich fan website Those Were The Days</a>: "Potentially there are a few loans, a few permanents, but we will see. We are in discussions with different people.\r\n\r\n“There are some real big spenders in our league this year who are doing all the deals and there are a few of us beneath that who are trying to manufacture deals or maybe swaps or free transfers, if someone wants to get someone off the wage bill."\r\n\r\nThat uninspiring news was overshadowed by the snapping up of Horlock, who will meet up with his new team mates at the season opener at home to Barnsley on August 6.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I\'m looking forward to it. Ipswich is a big club with great fans, and I hope I can repay the faith they have shown in me by serving them as quickly as possible at half-time."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Ipswich Town silence critics with record signing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4087-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-21 08:16:29', '2016-07-21 08:16:29', '', 4087, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4087-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4091, 1, '2016-07-21 08:18:17', '2016-07-21 08:18:17', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Football Staff\n\nIpswich Town silenced moaning fans by unveiling their record signing yesterday.</b>\n\nSupporters have been dejected by an apparent lack of transfer activity, believing it will lead to another season of mediocrity.\n\n\n<br>\nBut the club surprised everyone by revealing Darren Horlock to the press, making him a record fourth new member of the match-day bar staff.\n\nHorlock, 19, was a free agent but impressed Portman Road bosses with his pace and ability to retrieve a pie from the hot plate while still opening and pouring a plastic bottle of beer.\n\n"We think we have unearthed a diamond," said hospitality manager Clarissa Dickson. "The fans will love him."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg" alt="ipswich-signing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4088" /></a><i>Darren Horlock: silky-skilled new Ipswich signing</center></i><br><br>\n\nMeanwhile, Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy, who watched his side run riot in a 1-0 mauling of bottom-league newcomers Colchester United last night, revealed he had spent a whole hour this week talking to reclusive owner Marcus Evans about possible new signings.\n\nAs other Championship clubs, including arch-rivals Norwich City, spend millions bolstering their squads in readiness for a promotion challenge to the Premier League, Ipswich have signed nobody, aside from Adam Webster, who was part of a swap deal.\n\nMcCarthy told <a href="http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/29872/mccarthy-well-mix-up-style-of-play">Ipswich fan website Those Were The Days</a>: "Potentially there are a few loans, a few permanents, but we will see. We are in discussions with different people.\n\n“There are some real big spenders in our league this year who are doing all the deals and there are a few of us beneath that who are trying to manufacture deals or maybe swaps or free transfers, if someone wants to get someone off the wage bill."\n\nThat uninspiring news was soon eclipsed by the exciting deal with Horlock, who will meet up with his new team mates at the season opener at home to Barnsley on August 6.\n\nHe said: "I\'m looking forward to it. Ipswich is a big club with great fans, and I hope I can repay the faith they have shown in me by serving them as quickly as possible at half-time."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Ipswich Town silence critics with record signing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4087-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-21 08:18:17', '2016-07-21 08:18:17', '', 4087, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4087-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4092, 1, '2016-07-21 08:16:55', '2016-07-21 08:16:55', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town silenced moaning fans by unveiling their record signing yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nSupporters have been dejected by an apparent lack of transfer activity, believing it will lead to another season of mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the club surprised everyone by revealing Darren Horlock to the press, making him a record fourth new member of the match-day bar staff.\r\n\r\nHorlock, 19, was a free agent but impressed Portman Road bosses with his pace and ability to retrieve a pie from the hot plate while still opening and pouring a plastic bottle of beer.\r\n\r\n"We think we have unearthed a diamond," said hospitality manager Clarissa Dickson. "The fans will love him."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg" alt="ipswich-signing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4088" /></a><i>Darren Horlock: silky-skilled new Ipswich signing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy, who watched his side run riot in a 1-0 mauling of bottom-league newcomers Colchester United last night, revealed he had spent a whole hour this week talking to reclusive owner Marcus Evans about possible new signings.\r\n\r\nAs other Championship clubs, including arch-rivals Norwich City, spend millions bolstering their squads in readiness for a promotion challenge to the Premier League, Ipswich have signed nobody, aside from Adam Webster, who was part of a swap deal.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy told <a href="http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/29872/mccarthy-well-mix-up-style-of-play">Ipswich fan website Those Were The Days</a>: "Potentially there are a few loans, a few permanents, but we will see. We are in discussions with different people.\r\n\r\n“There are some real big spenders in our league this year who are doing all the deals and there are a few of us beneath that who are trying to manufacture deals or maybe swaps or free transfers, if someone wants to get someone off the wage bill."\r\n\r\nThat uninspiring news was overshadowed by the snapping up of Horlock, who will meet up with his new team mates at the season opener at home to Barnsley on August 6.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I\'m looking forward to it. Ipswich is a big club with great fans, and I hope I can repay the faith they have shown in me by serving them as quickly as possible at half-time."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Ipswich Town silence critics with record signing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4087-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-21 08:16:55', '2016-07-21 08:16:55', '', 4087, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4087-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4093, 1, '2016-07-21 08:18:21', '2016-07-21 08:18:21', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town silenced moaning fans by unveiling their record signing yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nSupporters have been dejected by an apparent lack of transfer activity, believing it will lead to another season of mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the club surprised everyone by revealing Darren Horlock to the press, making him a record fourth new member of the match-day bar staff.\r\n\r\nHorlock, 19, was a free agent but impressed Portman Road bosses with his pace and ability to retrieve a pie from the hot plate while still opening and pouring a plastic bottle of beer.\r\n\r\n"We think we have unearthed a diamond," said hospitality manager Clarissa Dickson. "The fans will love him."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg" alt="ipswich-signing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4088" /></a><i>Darren Horlock: silky-skilled new Ipswich signing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy, who watched his side run riot in a 1-0 mauling of bottom-league newcomers Colchester United last night, revealed he had spent a whole hour this week talking to reclusive owner Marcus Evans about possible new signings.\r\n\r\nAs other Championship clubs, including arch-rivals Norwich City, spend millions bolstering their squads in readiness for a promotion challenge to the Premier League, Ipswich have signed nobody, aside from Adam Webster, who was part of a swap deal.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy told <a href="http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/29872/mccarthy-well-mix-up-style-of-play">Ipswich fan website Those Were The Days</a>: "Potentially there are a few loans, a few permanents, but we will see. We are in discussions with different people.\r\n\r\n“There are some real big spenders in our league this year who are doing all the deals and there are a few of us beneath that who are trying to manufacture deals or maybe swaps or free transfers, if someone wants to get someone off the wage bill."\r\n\r\nThat uninspiring news was soon eclipsed by the exciting deal with Horlock, who will meet up with his new team mates at the season opener at home to Barnsley on August 6.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I\'m looking forward to it. Ipswich is a big club with great fans, and I hope I can repay the faith they have shown in me by serving them as quickly as possible at half-time."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Ipswich Town silence critics with record signing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4087-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-21 08:18:21', '2016-07-21 08:18:21', '', 4087, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4087-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4099, 1, '2016-07-21 12:53:36', '2016-07-21 12:53:36', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk pub with its own microbrewery is furious after supermarket bosses pulled its latest product from the shelves - for being too rude.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Cock Inn, a 17th century hostelry in Little Brimmer, near Stowmarket, unveiled its Cock Inn Cider after months of meticulous testing and tasting.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut within days of hitting Tesco and Waitrose stores throughout East Anglia, the fruity Cock Inn Cider was withdrawn, leaving customers gasping in the hot weather.\r\n\r\nA retail insider explained: "The microbrewery produces Stout Cock Inn, Cock Inn Blonde and even Cock Inn Brown ale, all of which have been sold with no problems.\r\n\r\n"However, Cock Inn Cider was deemed too much of a double entendre, so supermarket bosses pulled it off the shelves and have demanded a re-brand."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cock-inn-cider.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cock-inn-cider.jpg" alt="cock inn cider" width="954" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4100" /></a><i>Brewing up a storm: Cock Inn Cider</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOwner John Thomas fumed: "It\'s all a great shame. One of our rivals in Norfolk produces Whippet Inn Cider, so Cock Inn Cider is no worse really. If they want real double entendres, I\'ll give them one."\r\n\r\nMr Thomas said his team would now have to spend thousands renaming the brew and changing the labeling and packaging.\r\n\r\n"As it\'s an apple cider, we\'ll be calling it Cock Inn Granny Smith. No one can argue against that."    \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Supermarkets ban Cock Inn Cider', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cock-inn-cider', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:31:57', '2016-07-27 09:31:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4099', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4101, 1, '2016-07-21 12:51:41', '2016-07-21 12:51:41', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk pub with its own microbrewery is furious after supermarket bosses pulled its latest product from the shelves - for being too rude.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Cock Inn, a 17th century hostelry in Little Brimmer, near Stowmarket, unveiled its Cock Inn Cider after months of meticulous testing and tasting.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut within days of hitting Tesco and Waitrose stores throughout East Anglia, Cock Inn Cider was withdrawn, leaving customers gasping in the hot weather.\r\n\r\nA retail executive explained: "The microbrewery produces Stout Cock Inn, Cock Inn Blonde and even Cock Inn Brown ale, all of which have been sold with no problems.\r\n\r\n"However, its latest product, Cock Inn Cider was deemed too much of a double entendre, so supermarket bosses pulled it off the shelves and have demanded a re-brand."\r\n\r\nOwner John Thomas fumed: "It\'s all a great shame. One of our rivals produces Whippet Inn Cider, so Cock Inn Cider is no worse really. If they want real double entendres, I\'ll give them one."\r\n\r\nMr Thomas said his team would now have to spend thousands renaming the brew and changing the labeling and packaging.\r\n\r\n"As it\'s an apple cider, we\'ll be calling it Cock Inn Granny Smith. No one can argue against that."    \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Supermarkets ban Cock Inn Cider', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4099-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-21 12:51:41', '2016-07-21 12:51:41', '', 4099, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4099-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4102, 1, '2016-07-21 12:53:36', '2016-07-21 12:53:36', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk pub with its own microbrewery is furious after supermarket bosses pulled its latest product from the shelves - for being too rude.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Cock Inn, a 17th century hostelry in Little Brimmer, near Stowmarket, unveiled its Cock Inn Cider after months of meticulous testing and tasting.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut within days of hitting Tesco and Waitrose stores throughout East Anglia, the fruity Cock Inn Cider was withdrawn, leaving customers gasping in the hot weather.\r\n\r\nA retail insider explained: "The microbrewery produces Stout Cock Inn, Cock Inn Blonde and even Cock Inn Brown ale, all of which have been sold with no problems.\r\n\r\n"However, Cock Inn Cider was deemed too much of a double entendre, so supermarket bosses pulled it off the shelves and have demanded a re-brand."\r\n\r\nOwner John Thomas fumed: "It\'s all a great shame. One of our rivals in Norfolk produces Whippet Inn Cider, so Cock Inn Cider is no worse really. If they want real double entendres, I\'ll give them one."\r\n\r\nMr Thomas said his team would now have to spend thousands renaming the brew and changing the labeling and packaging.\r\n\r\n"As it\'s an apple cider, we\'ll be calling it Cock Inn Granny Smith. No one can argue against that."    \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Supermarkets ban Cock Inn Cider', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4099-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-21 12:53:36', '2016-07-21 12:53:36', '', 4099, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4099-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4103, 1, '2016-07-21 12:56:12', '2016-07-21 12:56:12', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk pub with its own microbrewery is furious after supermarket bosses pulled its latest product from the shelves - for being too rude.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Cock Inn, a 17th century hostelry in Little Brimmer, near Stowmarket, unveiled its Cock Inn Cider after months of meticulous testing and tasting.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut within days of hitting Tesco and Waitrose stores throughout East Anglia, the fruity Cock Inn Cider was withdrawn, leaving customers gasping in the hot weather.\r\n\r\nA retail insider explained: "The microbrewery produces Stout Cock Inn, Cock Inn Blonde and even Cock Inn Brown ale, all of which have been sold with no problems.\r\n\r\n"However, Cock Inn Cider was deemed too much of a double entendre, so supermarket bosses pulled it off the shelves and have demanded a re-brand."\r\n\r\nOwner John Thomas fumed: "It\'s all a great shame. One of our rivals in Norfolk produces Whippet Inn Cider, so Cock Inn Cider is no worse really. If they want real double entendres, I\'ll give them one."\r\n\r\nMr Thomas said his team would now have to spend thousands renaming the brew and changing the labeling and packaging.\r\n\r\n"As it\'s an apple cider, we\'ll be calling it Cock Inn Granny Smith. No one can argue against that."    \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Supermarkets ban Cock Inn Cider', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4099-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-21 12:56:12', '2016-07-21 12:56:12', '', 4099, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4099-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4104, 1, '2016-07-21 12:57:19', '2016-07-21 12:57:19', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk pub with its own microbrewery is furious after supermarket bosses pulled its latest product from the shelves - for being too rude.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Cock Inn, a 17th century hostelry in Little Brimmer, near Stowmarket, unveiled its Cock Inn Cider after months of meticulous testing and tasting.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut within days of hitting Tesco and Waitrose stores throughout East Anglia, the fruity Cock Inn Cider was withdrawn, leaving customers gasping in the hot weather.\r\n\r\nA retail insider explained: "The microbrewery produces Stout Cock Inn, Cock Inn Blonde and even Cock Inn Brown ale, all of which have been sold with no problems.\r\n\r\n"However, Cock Inn Cider was deemed too much of a double entendre, so supermarket bosses pulled it off the shelves and have demanded a re-brand."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cock-inn-cider.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cock-inn-cider.jpg" alt="cock inn cider" width="954" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4100" /></a><i>Brewing up a storm: Cock Inn Cider</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOwner John Thomas fumed: "It\'s all a great shame. One of our rivals in Norfolk produces Whippet Inn Cider, so Cock Inn Cider is no worse really. If they want real double entendres, I\'ll give them one."\r\n\r\nMr Thomas said his team would now have to spend thousands renaming the brew and changing the labeling and packaging.\r\n\r\n"As it\'s an apple cider, we\'ll be calling it Cock Inn Granny Smith. No one can argue against that."    \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Supermarkets ban Cock Inn Cider', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4099-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-21 12:57:19', '2016-07-21 12:57:19', '', 4099, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4099-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4107, 1, '2016-07-22 09:01:41', '2016-07-22 09:01:41', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA nudist beach will be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those brave enough to bare all despite the English weather.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors in a rowdy meeting last night.\r\n\r\nBut residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar Neil Cushion was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a></center><center><i>Cheeky: a soothing scene coming to Aldeburgh next summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe nudist beach was proposed in order to broaden Aldeburgh\'s appeal, which tourism chiefs believed was too narrow. Brian Collins, responsible for visitor numbers to the Suffolk Coastal area, said: "Aldeburgh has a bit of a \'stick-in-the-mud\' reputation and we need to drag it into the 21st century.\r\n\r\n"We threw around a few ideas, including a fun-fair, bingo hall and a greyhound stadium, but settled on a nudist beach as the most appealing to the general public.\r\n\r\n"The nudist beach will be only 200-yards wide and it will be roped off. However, it will be visible to anyone walking past, and to visitors on the normal beach on either side.\r\n\r\n"For anyone with a special interest, we plan on erecting a special viewing platform on top of the Moot Hall."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Cushion blasted the plans. "It\'s disgusting. People visit Aldeburgh precisely because it is old-fashioned and offers a totally different pace of life.\r\n\r\n"Who wants to visit the town and be faced with bare breasts and worse? I urge the council to reconsider."\r\n\r\nAnd local bakery owner Camilla Farquarson-Hunter stormed: "The only baps on display in Aldeburgh should be my own floury ones."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2283-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-22 09:01:41', '2016-07-22 09:01:41', '', 2283, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4108, 1, '2016-07-22 09:37:19', '2016-07-22 09:37:19', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nSuffolk potato magnate Maurice Piper has diversified into a profitable new sideline - cooling off cheapskate holidaymakers with his giant irrigation system.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Piper, whose family have farmed potatoes at Bungay since King Edward was on the throne, charges visitors £1 a go to be drenched in a field during the heatwave.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHundreds of visitors, mindful of austerity and the need to be prudent, have shunned expensive traditional water parks to stand in a Suffolk potato field instead.\r\n\r\nThey park up in the farmyard, strip off to their underwear and then walk into the middle of a field so Mr Piper can turn on the irrigation to give them a thorough soaking.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/field-irrigation-e1469178687266.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/field-irrigation-e1469178687266.jpg" alt="field irrigation" width="777" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4109" /></a><i>Splash the cash: Suffolk farmer creates profitable sideline</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHappy customer Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting Suffolk from his small holding in Downham Market, Norfolk, with his sister and their eight children, claimed it was a magical experience.\r\n\r\nHe said: "It was awesome. I paid only a pound to get absolutely soaked. It cooled me down beautifully and the kids loved it. Why would anyone pay a fortune to visit a water park?"\r\n\r\nMr Piper, 62, says he plans to franchise his idea to farms around Britain. "Us farmers need to squeeze every last drop of profit that we can. These are difficult times."\r\n\r\nHowever, the Suffolk Gazette understands health and safety officials are set to visit Mr Piper\'s farm to assess if his scheme is legal. "We have concerns over visitors splashing about and having fun while surrounded by heavy moving equipment," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Farmer soaks holidaymakers for profit', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'farmer-soaks-holidaymakers', '', '', '2016-07-23 08:47:21', '2016-07-23 08:47:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4108', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4110, 1, '2016-07-22 09:37:19', '2016-07-22 09:37:19', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nSuffolk potato magnate Maurice Piper has diversified into a profitable new sideline - cooling off cheapskate holidaymakers with his giant irrigation system.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Piper, whose family have farmed potatoes at Bungay since King Edward was on the throne, charges visitors £1 a go to be drenched in a field during the heatwave.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHundreds of visitors, mindful of austerity and the need to be prudent, have shunned expensive traditional water parks to stand in a Suffolk potato field instead.\r\n\r\nThey park up in the farmyard, strip off to their underwear and then walk into the middle of a field so Mr Piper can turn on the irrigation to give them a thorough soaking.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/field-irrigation-e1469178687266.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/field-irrigation-e1469178687266.jpg" alt="field irrigation" width="777" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4109" /></a><i>Splash the cash: Suffolk farmer creates profitable sideline</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHappy visitor Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting Suffolk from his small holding in Downham Market, Norfolk, with his sister and their eight children, claimed it was a magical experience.\r\n\r\nHe said: "It was awesome. I paid only a pound to get absolutely soaked. It cooled me down beautifully and the kids loved it. Why would anyone pay a fortune to visit a water park?"\r\n\r\nMr Piper, 62, says he plans to franchise his idea to farms around Britain. "Us farmers need to squeeze every last drop of profit that we can. These are difficult times."\r\n\r\nHowever, the Suffolk Gazette understands health and safety officials are set to visit Mr Piper\'s farm to assess if his scheme is legal. "We have concerns over visitors splashing about and having fun while surrounded by heavy moving equipment," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Farmer soaks holidaymakers for profit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4108-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-22 09:37:19', '2016-07-22 09:37:19', '', 4108, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4108-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4111, 1, '2016-07-22 09:39:28', '2016-07-22 09:39:28', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\n\nSuffolk potato magnate Maurice Piper has diversified into a profitable new sideline - cooling off cheapskate holidaymakers with his giant irrigation system.</b>\n\nMr Piper, whose family have farmed potatoes at Bungay since King Edward was on the throne, charges visitors £1 a go to be drenched in a field during the heatwave.\n\n\n<br>\nHundreds of visitors, mindful of austerity and the need to be prudent, have shunned expensive traditional water parks to stand in a Suffolk potato field instead.\n\nThey park up in the farmyard, strip off to their underwear and then walk into the middle of a field so Mr Piper can turn on the irrigation to give them a thorough soaking.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/field-irrigation-e1469178687266.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/field-irrigation-e1469178687266.jpg" alt="field irrigation" width="777" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4109" /></a><i>Splash the cash: Suffolk farmer creates profitable sideline</center></i><br><br>\n\nHappy customer Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting Suffolk from his small holding in Downham Market, Norfolk, with his sister and their eight children, claimed it was a magical experience.\n\nHe said: "It was awesome. I paid only a pound to get absolutely soaked. It cooled me down beautifully and the kids loved it. Why would anyone pay a fortune to visit a water park?"\n\nMr Piper, 62, says he plans to franchise his idea to farms around Britain. "Us farmers need to squeeze every last drop of profit that we can. These are difficult times."\n\nHowever, the Suffolk Gazette understands health and safety officials are set to visit Mr Piper\'s farm to assess if his scheme is legal. "We have concerns over visitors splashing about and having fun while surrounded by heavy moving equipment," a spokesman said.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Farmer soaks holidaymakers for profit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4108-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-22 09:39:28', '2016-07-22 09:39:28', '', 4108, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4108-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4112, 1, '2016-07-22 09:39:31', '2016-07-22 09:39:31', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nSuffolk potato magnate Maurice Piper has diversified into a profitable new sideline - cooling off cheapskate holidaymakers with his giant irrigation system.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Piper, whose family have farmed potatoes at Bungay since King Edward was on the throne, charges visitors £1 a go to be drenched in a field during the heatwave.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHundreds of visitors, mindful of austerity and the need to be prudent, have shunned expensive traditional water parks to stand in a Suffolk potato field instead.\r\n\r\nThey park up in the farmyard, strip off to their underwear and then walk into the middle of a field so Mr Piper can turn on the irrigation to give them a thorough soaking.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/field-irrigation-e1469178687266.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/field-irrigation-e1469178687266.jpg" alt="field irrigation" width="777" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4109" /></a><i>Splash the cash: Suffolk farmer creates profitable sideline</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHappy customer Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting Suffolk from his small holding in Downham Market, Norfolk, with his sister and their eight children, claimed it was a magical experience.\r\n\r\nHe said: "It was awesome. I paid only a pound to get absolutely soaked. It cooled me down beautifully and the kids loved it. Why would anyone pay a fortune to visit a water park?"\r\n\r\nMr Piper, 62, says he plans to franchise his idea to farms around Britain. "Us farmers need to squeeze every last drop of profit that we can. These are difficult times."\r\n\r\nHowever, the Suffolk Gazette understands health and safety officials are set to visit Mr Piper\'s farm to assess if his scheme is legal. "We have concerns over visitors splashing about and having fun while surrounded by heavy moving equipment," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Farmer soaks holidaymakers for profit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4108-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-22 09:39:31', '2016-07-22 09:39:31', '', 4108, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4108-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4113, 1, '2016-07-22 11:15:44', '2016-07-22 11:15:44', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorwich City have revealed they modeled their ugly new kit on Greater Anglia trains\' sickening seat covers.</b>\r\n\r\nBrand experts say the idea is clever because Greater Anglia and Norwich share the spotlight as being the two most despised and ridiculed outfits to travel out of Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe new Norwich third kit features hideous splashes of green and yellow, seemingly splattered indiscriminately all over the place by a two-year-old with a paint brush.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg" alt="norwich city kit" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4114" /></a><i>Disgusting: more turd kit than third kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut there is method to the madness, with the club linking up cleverly with Greater Anglia, which runs trains from Norwich into London (sometimes).\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4115" /></a><i>Luxury: a Greater Anglia carriage with Norwich City-style seat covers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFootball strips from the 1990s that featured ugly splashes have been ridiculed ever since, but Norwich chairman Ed Balls believes he\'s on to a winner. However, a sport retail expert said: "We believe that even Norwich fans are not stupid enough to buy this." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Norwich model new kit on Greater Anglia seat covers', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norwich-model-new-kit', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:31:09', '2016-07-27 09:31:09', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4113', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4116, 1, '2016-07-22 11:15:21', '2016-07-22 11:15:21', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorwich City have revealed they modeled their ugly new kit on Greater Anglia trains\' sickening seat covers.</b>\r\n\r\nBrand experts say the idea is clever because Greater Anglia and Norwich share the spotlight as being the two most despised and ridiculed outfits to travel out of Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe new Norwich third kit features hideous splashes of green and yellow, seemingly splattered indiscriminately all over the place by a two-year-old with a paint brush.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg" alt="norwich city kit" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4114" /></a><i>Disgusting: more turd kit than third kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut there is method to the madness, with the club linking up cleverly with Greater Anglia, which runs trains from Norwich into London (sometimes).\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4115" /></a><i>Luxury: a Greater Anglia carriage with Norwich City-style seat covers</center><i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFootball strips from the 1990s that featured ugly splashes have been ridiculed ever since, but Norwich chairman Ed Balls believes he\'s on to a winner. However, a sport retail expert said: "We believe that even Norwich fans are not stupid enough to buy this." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Norwich model new kit on Greater Anglia seat covers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4113-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-22 11:15:21', '2016-07-22 11:15:21', '', 4113, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4113-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4117, 1, '2016-07-22 11:17:13', '2016-07-22 11:17:13', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nNorwich City have revealed they modeled their ugly new kit on Greater Anglia trains\' sickening seat covers.</b>\n\nBrand experts say the idea is clever because Greater Anglia and Norwich share the spotlight as being the two most despised and ridiculed outfits to travel out of Norfolk.\n\n\n<br>\nThe new Norwich third kit features hideous splashes of green and yellow, seemingly splattered indiscriminately all over the place by a two-year-old with a paint brush.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg" alt="norwich city kit" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4114" /></a><i>Disgusting: more turd kit than third kit</center></i><br><br>\n\nBut there is method to the madness, with the club linking up cleverly with Greater Anglia, which runs trains from Norwich into London (sometimes).\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4115" /></a><i>Luxury: a Greater Anglia carriage with Norwich City-style seat covers</center></i><br><br>\n\nFootball strips from the 1990s that featured ugly splashes have been ridiculed ever since, but Norwich chairman Ed Balls believes he\'s on to a winner. However, a sport retail expert said: "We believe that even Norwich fans are not stupid enough to buy this." \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Norwich model new kit on Greater Anglia seat covers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4113-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-22 11:17:13', '2016-07-22 11:17:13', '', 4113, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4113-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4118, 1, '2016-07-22 11:17:19', '2016-07-22 11:17:19', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorwich City have revealed they modeled their ugly new kit on Greater Anglia trains\' sickening seat covers.</b>\r\n\r\nBrand experts say the idea is clever because Greater Anglia and Norwich share the spotlight as being the two most despised and ridiculed outfits to travel out of Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe new Norwich third kit features hideous splashes of green and yellow, seemingly splattered indiscriminately all over the place by a two-year-old with a paint brush.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg" alt="norwich city kit" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4114" /></a><i>Disgusting: more turd kit than third kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut there is method to the madness, with the club linking up cleverly with Greater Anglia, which runs trains from Norwich into London (sometimes).\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4115" /></a><i>Luxury: a Greater Anglia carriage with Norwich City-style seat covers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFootball strips from the 1990s that featured ugly splashes have been ridiculed ever since, but Norwich chairman Ed Balls believes he\'s on to a winner. However, a sport retail expert said: "We believe that even Norwich fans are not stupid enough to buy this." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Norwich model new kit on Greater Anglia seat covers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4113-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-22 11:17:19', '2016-07-22 11:17:19', '', 4113, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4113-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4119, 1, '2016-07-22 11:57:57', '2016-07-22 11:57:57', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town silenced moaning fans by unveiling their record signing yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nSupporters have been dejected by an apparent lack of transfer activity, believing it will lead to another season of mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the club surprised everyone by revealing Darren Horlock to the press, making him a record fourth new member of the match-day bar staff.\r\n\r\nHorlock, 19, was a free agent but impressed Portman Road bosses with his pace and ability to retrieve a pie from the hot plate while still opening and pouring a plastic bottle of beer.\r\n\r\n"We think we have unearthed a diamond," said hospitality manager Clarissa Dickson. "The fans will love him."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg" alt="ipswich-signing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4088" /></a><i>Darren Horlock: silky-skilled new Ipswich signing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy, who watched his side run riot in a 1-0 mauling of bottom-league newcomers Colchester United last night, revealed he had spent a whole hour this week talking to reclusive owner Marcus Evans about possible new signings.\r\n\r\nAs other Championship clubs, including arch-rivals Norwich City, spend millions bolstering their squads in readiness for a promotion challenge to the Premier League, Ipswich have signed nobody, aside from Adam Webster, who was part of a swap deal.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy told <a href="http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/29872/mccarthy-well-mix-up-style-of-play">Ipswich news website TWTD</a>: "Potentially there are a few loans, a few permanents, but we will see. We are in discussions with different people.\r\n\r\n“There are some real big spenders in our league this year who are doing all the deals and there are a few of us beneath that who are trying to manufacture deals or maybe swaps or free transfers, if someone wants to get someone off the wage bill."\r\n\r\nThat uninspiring news was soon eclipsed by the exciting deal with Horlock, who will meet up with his new team mates at the season opener at home to Barnsley on August 6.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I\'m looking forward to it. Ipswich is a big club with great fans, and I hope I can repay the faith they have shown in me by serving them as quickly as possible at half-time."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Ipswich Town silence critics with record signing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4087-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-22 11:57:57', '2016-07-22 11:57:57', '', 4087, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4087-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4120, 1, '2016-07-23 08:39:05', '2016-07-23 08:39:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\r\n\r\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\r\n\r\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\r\n\r\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers") gardeners often used their old toilets as planters.\r\n\r\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice for my outside toilet, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the lav for added comedy effect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas and logs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\r\n\r\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\r\n\r\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\r\n\r\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\r\n\r\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\r\n\r\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\r\n\r\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, my brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s a climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\r\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\r\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\r\n\r\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: If the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\r\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4123, 1, '2016-07-23 08:37:53', '2016-07-23 08:37:53', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n<br>\r\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\r\n\r\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\r\n\r\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\r\n\r\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers" gardeners) often used their old toilets as planters.\r\n\r\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the toilet for added comedy effect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\r\n\r\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\r\n\r\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\r\n\r\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\r\n\r\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\r\n\r\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a><i>\r\n\r\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\r\n\r\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\r\n\r\nMy brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s  climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\r\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\r\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\r\n\r\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: if the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\r\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4124, 1, '2016-07-23 08:39:05', '2016-07-23 08:39:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n<br>\r\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\r\n\r\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\r\n\r\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\r\n\r\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers" gardeners) often used their old toilets as planters.\r\n\r\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice for my outside toilet, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the lav for added comedy effect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\r\n\r\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\r\n\r\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\r\n\r\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\r\n\r\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\r\n\r\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a><i>\r\n\r\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\r\n\r\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\r\n\r\nMy brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s  climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\r\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\r\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\r\n\r\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: if the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\r\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4126, 1, '2016-07-23 08:48:54', '2016-07-23 08:48:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\r\n\r\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\r\n\r\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\r\n\r\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers" gardeners) often used their old toilets as planters.\r\n\r\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice for my outside toilet, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the lav for added comedy effect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\r\n\r\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\r\n\r\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\r\n\r\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\r\n\r\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\r\n\r\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a><i>\r\n\r\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\r\n\r\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\r\n\r\nMy brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s  climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\r\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\r\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\r\n\r\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: if the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\r\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4127, 1, '2016-07-23 08:49:51', '2016-07-23 08:49:51', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\r\n\r\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\r\n\r\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\r\n\r\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers") gardeners often used their old toilets as planters.\r\n\r\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice for my outside toilet, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the lav for added comedy effect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\r\n\r\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\r\n\r\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\r\n\r\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\r\n\r\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\r\n\r\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a><i>\r\n\r\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\r\n\r\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\r\n\r\nMy brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s  climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\r\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\r\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\r\n\r\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: if the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\r\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4128, 1, '2016-07-23 08:51:08', '2016-07-23 08:51:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\r\n\r\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\r\n\r\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\r\n\r\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers") gardeners often used their old toilets as planters.\r\n\r\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice for my outside toilet, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the lav for added comedy effect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas and logs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\r\n\r\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\r\n\r\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\r\n\r\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\r\n\r\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\r\n\r\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a><i>\r\n\r\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\r\n\r\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\r\n\r\nMy brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s  climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\r\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\r\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\r\n\r\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: if the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\r\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4129, 1, '2016-07-23 08:52:23', '2016-07-23 08:52:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\r\n\r\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\r\n\r\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\r\n\r\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers") gardeners often used their old toilets as planters.\r\n\r\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice for my outside toilet, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the lav for added comedy effect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas and logs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\r\n\r\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\r\n\r\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\r\n\r\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\r\n\r\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\r\n\r\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\r\n\r\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\r\n\r\nMy brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s  climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\r\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\r\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\r\n\r\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: if the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\r\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4130, 1, '2016-07-23 08:53:10', '2016-07-23 08:53:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\r\n\r\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\r\n\r\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\r\n\r\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers") gardeners often used their old toilets as planters.\r\n\r\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice for my outside toilet, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the lav for added comedy effect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas and logs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\r\n\r\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\r\n\r\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\r\n\r\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\r\n\r\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\r\n\r\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\r\n\r\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, my brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s  climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\r\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\r\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\r\n\r\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: if the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\r\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4131, 1, '2016-07-23 08:53:32', '2016-07-23 08:53:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\r\n\r\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\r\n\r\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\r\n\r\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers") gardeners often used their old toilets as planters.\r\n\r\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice for my outside toilet, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the lav for added comedy effect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas and logs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\r\n\r\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\r\n\r\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\r\n\r\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\r\n\r\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\r\n\r\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\r\n\r\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, my brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s a climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\r\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\r\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\r\n\r\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: if the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\r\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'I plumbed depths of bad taste with my outside toilet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4120-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-23 08:53:32', '2016-07-23 08:53:32', '', 4120, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4120-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4132, 1, '2016-07-23 08:54:02', '2016-07-23 08:54:02', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\r\n\r\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\r\n\r\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\r\n\r\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers") gardeners often used their old toilets as planters.\r\n\r\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice for my outside toilet, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the lav for added comedy effect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas and logs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\r\n\r\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\r\n\r\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\r\n\r\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\r\n\r\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\r\n\r\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\r\n\r\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, my brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s a climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\r\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\r\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\r\n\r\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: If the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\r\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'I plumbed depths of bad taste with my outside toilet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4120-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-23 08:54:02', '2016-07-23 08:54:02', '', 4120, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4120-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4135, 1, '2016-07-26 07:07:28', '2016-07-26 07:07:28', '<b>Norfolk men are the shortest in the country, measuring an average of just five foot six inches, new research reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe journal eLife tracked height changes in 187 countries across the world since 1914, and found Dutch men were tallest at six feet on average - while Latvian women were a striking five feet seven.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while the British media picked up the fact our male population was five feet ten, it missed the finer details of the report highlighting stark contrasts within the UK itself.\r\n\r\nResearchers found the average man in Norfolk was only five feet six - while Norfolk women were also five feet six... wide.\r\n\r\nThe stunted folk from up the A140 are believed to have evolved differently to help them navigate the bogs of Norfolk.\r\n\r\nA study author told the Suffolk Gazette: "There is also evidence to suggest remaining small makes them less of a target for predators.\r\n\r\n"A low centre of gravity means they can navigate their bog lands and stay safe. The women are very wide, owing to the local diet of dumplings."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg" alt="Norfolk men" width="381" height="322" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4136" /></a><i>A Norfolk man, left, meets a larger neighbour from Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals have been innovative in coping with the issue, including putting cushions on their car seats and bulk-buying children\'s clothes.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile men in Suffolk were found to be an average of six feet one inches.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Norfolk men shortest in UK', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-men-shortest-uk', '', '', '2016-07-27 13:46:50', '2016-07-27 13:46:50', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4135', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4137, 1, '2016-07-26 06:57:46', '2016-07-26 06:57:46', '<b>Norfolk men are the shortest in the country, measuring an average of just five foot six inches, new research reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe journal eLife tracked height changes in 187 countries across the world since 1914, and found Dutch men were tallest at 6 feet on average - while Latvian women were a striking five feet seven.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while the British media picked up the fact our male population was five foot ten, it missed the finer details of the report highlighting stark contrasts within the UK itself.\r\n\r\nResearchers found the average man in Norfolk was only five foot six - while Norfolk women were also five foot six... wide.\r\n\r\nThe stunted folk from up the A140 are believed to have evolved differently to help them navigate the bogs of Norfolk.\r\n\r\nA study author told the Suffolk Gazette: "There is also evidence to suggest remaining small makes them less of a target for predators.\r\n\r\n"They can hide in their bog lands and stay safe. The women are very wide, owing to the local diet of turnips and dumplings."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile men in Suffolk were found to be an average of six feet one inches.', 'Norfolk men shortest in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4135-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-26 06:57:46', '2016-07-26 06:57:46', '', 4135, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4135-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4138, 1, '2016-07-26 07:07:28', '2016-07-26 07:07:28', '<b>Norfolk men are the shortest in the country, measuring an average of just five foot six inches, new research reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe journal eLife tracked height changes in 187 countries across the world since 1914, and found Dutch men were tallest at six feet on average - while Latvian women were a striking five feet seven.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while the British media picked up the fact our male population was five feet ten, it missed the finer details of the report highlighting stark contrasts within the UK itself.\r\n\r\nResearchers found the average man in Norfolk was only five feet six - while Norfolk women were also five foot six... wide.\r\n\r\nThe stunted folk from up the A140 are believed to have evolved differently to help them navigate the bogs of Norfolk.\r\n\r\nA study author told the Suffolk Gazette: "There is also evidence to suggest remaining small makes them less of a target for predators.\r\n\r\n"A low centre of gravity means they can navigate their bog lands and stay safe. The women are very wide, owing to the local diet of dumplings."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg" alt="Norfolk men" width="381" height="322" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4136" /></a><I>A Norfolk man, left, meets a neighbour from Suffolk</Center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals have been innovative in coping with the issue, including putting cushions on their car seats and bulk buying children\'s clothes.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile men in Suffolk were found to be an average of six feet one inches.', 'Norfolk men shortest in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4135-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-26 07:07:28', '2016-07-26 07:07:28', '', 4135, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4135-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4139, 1, '2016-07-26 09:52:51', '2016-07-26 09:52:51', '<b>Norfolk men are the shortest in the country, measuring an average of just five foot six inches, new research reveals.</b>\n\nThe journal eLife tracked height changes in 187 countries across the world since 1914, and found Dutch men were tallest at six feet on average - while Latvian women were a striking five feet seven.\n\n\n\nBut while the British media picked up the fact our male population was five feet ten, it missed the finer details of the report highlighting stark contrasts within the UK itself.\n\nResearchers found the average man in Norfolk was only five feet six - while Norfolk women were also five feet six... wide.\n\nThe stunted folk from up the A140 are believed to have evolved differently to help them navigate the bogs of Norfolk.\n\nA study author told the Suffolk Gazette: "There is also evidence to suggest remaining small makes them less of a target for predators.\n\n"A low centre of gravity means they can navigate their bog lands and stay safe. The women are very wide, owing to the local diet of dumplings."\n\n<center></center></i><br><br>\n\nLocals have been innovative in coping with the issue, including putting cushions on their car seats and bulk-buying children\'s clothes.\n\nMeanwhile men in Suffolk were found to be an average of six feet one inches.', 'Norfolk men shortest in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4135-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-26 09:52:51', '2016-07-26 09:52:51', '', 4135, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4135-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4140, 1, '2016-07-26 07:14:55', '2016-07-26 07:14:55', '<b>Norfolk men are the shortest in the country, measuring an average of just five foot six inches, new research reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe journal eLife tracked height changes in 187 countries across the world since 1914, and found Dutch men were tallest at six feet on average - while Latvian women were a striking five feet seven.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while the British media picked up the fact our male population was five feet ten, it missed the finer details of the report highlighting stark contrasts within the UK itself.\r\n\r\nResearchers found the average man in Norfolk was only five feet six - while Norfolk women were also five feet six... wide.\r\n\r\nThe stunted folk from up the A140 are believed to have evolved differently to help them navigate the bogs of Norfolk.\r\n\r\nA study author told the Suffolk Gazette: "There is also evidence to suggest remaining small makes them less of a target for predators.\r\n\r\n"A low centre of gravity means they can navigate their bog lands and stay safe. The women are very wide, owing to the local diet of dumplings."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg" alt="Norfolk men" width="381" height="322" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4136" /></a><I>A Norfolk man, left, meets a neighbour from Suffolk</Center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals have been innovative in coping with the issue, including putting cushions on their car seats and bulk-buying children\'s clothes.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile men in Suffolk were found to be an average of six feet one inches.', 'Norfolk men shortest in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4135-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-26 07:14:55', '2016-07-26 07:14:55', '', 4135, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4135-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4141, 1, '2016-07-26 09:53:31', '2016-07-26 09:53:31', '<b>Norfolk men are the shortest in the country, measuring an average of just five foot six inches, new research reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe journal eLife tracked height changes in 187 countries across the world since 1914, and found Dutch men were tallest at six feet on average - while Latvian women were a striking five feet seven.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while the British media picked up the fact our male population was five feet ten, it missed the finer details of the report highlighting stark contrasts within the UK itself.\r\n\r\nResearchers found the average man in Norfolk was only five feet six - while Norfolk women were also five feet six... wide.\r\n\r\nThe stunted folk from up the A140 are believed to have evolved differently to help them navigate the bogs of Norfolk.\r\n\r\nA study author told the Suffolk Gazette: "There is also evidence to suggest remaining small makes them less of a target for predators.\r\n\r\n"A low centre of gravity means they can navigate their bog lands and stay safe. The women are very wide, owing to the local diet of dumplings."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg" alt="Norfolk men" width="381" height="322" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4136" /></a><i>A Norfolk man, left, meets a larger neighbour from Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals have been innovative in coping with the issue, including putting cushions on their car seats and bulk-buying children\'s clothes.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile men in Suffolk were found to be an average of six feet one inches.', 'Norfolk men shortest in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4135-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-26 09:53:31', '2016-07-26 09:53:31', '', 4135, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4135-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4142, 1, '2016-07-27 09:20:36', '2016-07-27 09:20:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\n\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\n\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\n\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\n\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\n\n\n<br>\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers") gardeners often used their old toilets as planters.\n\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice for my outside toilet, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the lav for added comedy effect.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas and logs</center></i><br><br>\n\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\n\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\n\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\n\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\n\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\n\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a></center><br><br>\n\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\n\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\n\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\n\nMeanwhile, my brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s a climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\n\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\n\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\n\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\n\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: If the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \n\nCheers!\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by following us on Twitter. Or both!\nVisit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'I plumbed depths of bad taste with my outside toilet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4120-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:20:36', '2016-07-27 09:20:36', '', 4120, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4120-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4143, 1, '2016-07-27 09:21:35', '2016-07-27 09:21:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>I was swigging a bottle of vodka in the bath the other night while contemplating my herbaceous border.</b>\r\n\r\nAs I got out, I dropped the bottle down the toilet with a loud crash, leaving a crack in the bowl.\r\n\r\nWe had to get Suffolk\'s famous plumbing firm Rufus Leaking (only £499 callout charge. Motto: No Job Too Small, No Meal Too Big).\r\n\r\nThey sent me young Kev, the apprentice, with his instruction booklet and The Daily Star, both of which he could only understand by looking at the pictures.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe whipped out the broken receptacle while eating five packets of Hobnobs. While his ballcock was out on my lawn he advised me that many avant-garde (he used the term "bonkers") gardeners often used their old toilets as planters.\r\n\r\nWell, no sooner said than done. He took time off from the hard work to organise this poncey photo-shoot, chortling to himself that a sweet pea was an ideal choice for my outside toilet, or a "red-hot chilli flush" and he even put a log in the lav for added comedy effect.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-toilet.png" alt="outside toilet" width="757" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4121" /></a><i>Outside toilet: perfect for sweet peas and logs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHow fetching it looks, and very handy if you are caught short while mowing the lawn. Other plants suitable for a toilet are wee-steria, pee-tunias and any kind of bog plant.\r\n\r\nWith this hot spell, you may be enjoying the odd crate of Aspall Cyder and some Asda chicken wings al fresco.\r\n\r\nIf you see a huge insect and hear it zooming as it whizzes towards you, it is a Cockchafer, otherwise known as a Billy Witch or Doodlebug.\r\n\r\nThey were almost eradicated but with less use of pesticide, the Cockchafer is back with a bang. It may come as no surprise to you that Cockchafers are more active in the evenings and can come down chimneys or through open windows. I can\'t imagine anything more alarming than a huge cockchafer poking in through the bedroom curtains.\r\n\r\nBut don\'t be too alarmed. They may look like hornets though they don\'t sting. But don\'t get one tangled in your hair. Be particularly vigilant if you have a penchant for nude sunbathing.\r\n\r\nI thought I was going to have to warn you about another pest In My Lady Garden this week. Huge black spots appeared on my hellebores and giant primulas. I investigated my gardening books but then remembered my old man had painted the fence black during his second bottle of Rioja.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/blackspot-e1469262582619.jpg" alt="black spot garden" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4122" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nYou may have forgotten how annoying children are but with the school holidays now upon us you will soon remember.\r\n\r\nWhy not make use of them by letting them play with the watering can or paying them a penny for every ten weeds they pull up while you settle down playing games on their iPads?\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my delicious baby Lunchbox Cucumbers (Linfordium Christius).\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, my brother-in-law gave me a Brazilian. It\'s a climbing fuchsia called Lady Boothby. Which reminds me, if you have a Bearded Iris, this is the time to divide it so it can form new roots.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get some tomato feed and give your plants a good old dose to encourage flowering and plump fruits.\r\n* Spray your hollyhocks with a fungicide if they show leaf rust.\r\n* Plant second cropping potatoes so you have some ready for Christmas in case Aunt Bessie goes on strike.\r\n\r\n<b>And now for your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Nobbs of Needham: If the veins have taken on a purple hue, you can bet it\'s Clematis Wilt. You need a systemic spray.\r\n* Mr P. F. From Stowupland: I am a gardener not a dentist but I do know that a tiny dab of clove oil on a cotton bud can help with the pain. Or try seven pints of Adnams.\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes,  you can eat the nasturtium leaves. In olden days they were used to treat scurvy. But you can also prevent this by putting plenty of lime in your gin and tonic. \r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'I plumbed depths of bad taste with my outside toilet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4120-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:21:35', '2016-07-27 09:21:35', '', 4120, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4120-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4144, 1, '2016-07-27 09:22:38', '2016-07-27 09:22:38', '<b>Norfolk men are the shortest in the country, measuring an average of just five foot six inches, new research reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe journal eLife tracked height changes in 187 countries across the world since 1914, and found Dutch men were tallest at six feet on average - while Latvian women were a striking five feet seven.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while the British media picked up the fact our male population was five feet ten, it missed the finer details of the report highlighting stark contrasts within the UK itself.\r\n\r\nResearchers found the average man in Norfolk was only five feet six - while Norfolk women were also five feet six... wide.\r\n\r\nThe stunted folk from up the A140 are believed to have evolved differently to help them navigate the bogs of Norfolk.\r\n\r\nA study author told the Suffolk Gazette: "There is also evidence to suggest remaining small makes them less of a target for predators.\r\n\r\n"A low centre of gravity means they can navigate their bog lands and stay safe. The women are very wide, owing to the local diet of dumplings."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg" alt="Norfolk men" width="381" height="322" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4136" /></a><i>A Norfolk man, left, meets a larger neighbour from Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals have been innovative in coping with the issue, including putting cushions on their car seats and bulk-buying children\'s clothes.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile men in Suffolk were found to be an average of six feet one inches.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Norfolk men shortest in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4135-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:22:38', '2016-07-27 09:22:38', '', 4135, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4135-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4145, 1, '2016-07-27 09:23:31', '2016-07-27 09:23:31', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk pub with its own microbrewery is furious after supermarket bosses pulled its latest product from the shelves - for being too rude.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Cock Inn, a 17th century hostelry in Little Brimmer, near Stowmarket, unveiled its Cock Inn Cider after months of meticulous testing and tasting.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut within days of hitting Tesco and Waitrose stores throughout East Anglia, the fruity Cock Inn Cider was withdrawn, leaving customers gasping in the hot weather.\r\n\r\nA retail insider explained: "The microbrewery produces Stout Cock Inn, Cock Inn Blonde and even Cock Inn Brown ale, all of which have been sold with no problems.\r\n\r\n"However, Cock Inn Cider was deemed too much of a double entendre, so supermarket bosses pulled it off the shelves and have demanded a re-brand."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cock-inn-cider.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cock-inn-cider.jpg" alt="cock inn cider" width="954" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4100" /></a><i>Brewing up a storm: Cock Inn Cider</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOwner John Thomas fumed: "It\'s all a great shame. One of our rivals in Norfolk produces Whippet Inn Cider, so Cock Inn Cider is no worse really. If they want real double entendres, I\'ll give them one."\r\n\r\nMr Thomas said his team would now have to spend thousands renaming the brew and changing the labeling and packaging.\r\n\r\n"As it\'s an apple cider, we\'ll be calling it Cock Inn Granny Smith. No one can argue against that."    \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Supermarkets ban Cock Inn Cider', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4099-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:23:31', '2016-07-27 09:23:31', '', 4099, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4099-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4146, 1, '2016-07-27 09:24:39', '2016-07-27 09:24:39', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town silenced moaning fans by unveiling their record signing yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nSupporters have been dejected by an apparent lack of transfer activity, believing it will lead to another season of mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the club surprised everyone by revealing Darren Horlock to the press, making him a record fourth new member of the match-day bar staff.\r\n\r\nHorlock, 19, was a free agent but impressed Portman Road bosses with his pace and ability to retrieve a pie from the hot plate while still opening and pouring a plastic bottle of beer.\r\n\r\n"We think we have unearthed a diamond," said hospitality manager Clarissa Dickson. "The fans will love him."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg" alt="ipswich-signing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4088" /></a><i>Darren Horlock: silky-skilled new Ipswich signing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy, who watched his side run riot in a 1-0 mauling of bottom-league newcomers Colchester United last night, revealed he had spent a whole hour this week talking to reclusive owner Marcus Evans about possible new signings.\r\n\r\nAs other Championship clubs, including arch-rivals Norwich City, spend millions bolstering their squads in readiness for a promotion challenge to the Premier League, Ipswich have signed nobody, aside from Adam Webster, who was part of a swap deal.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy told <a href="http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/29872/mccarthy-well-mix-up-style-of-play">Ipswich news website TWTD</a>: "Potentially there are a few loans, a few permanents, but we will see. We are in discussions with different people.\r\n\r\n“There are some real big spenders in our league this year who are doing all the deals and there are a few of us beneath that who are trying to manufacture deals or maybe swaps or free transfers, if someone wants to get someone off the wage bill."\r\n\r\nThat uninspiring news was soon eclipsed by the exciting deal with Horlock, who will meet up with his new team mates at the season opener at home to Barnsley on August 6.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I\'m looking forward to it. Ipswich is a big club with great fans, and I hope I can repay the faith they have shown in me by serving them as quickly as possible at half-time."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Ipswich Town silence critics with record signing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4087-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:24:39', '2016-07-27 09:24:39', '', 4087, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4087-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4147, 1, '2016-07-27 09:25:42', '2016-07-27 09:25:42', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFlabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Waving their underwear\'</b>\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:25:42', '2016-07-27 09:25:42', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4148, 1, '2016-07-27 09:27:59', '2016-07-27 09:27:59', '<b>Norfolk men are the shortest in the country, measuring an average of just five foot six inches, new research reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe journal eLife tracked height changes in 187 countries across the world since 1914, and found Dutch men were tallest at six feet on average - while Latvian women were a striking five feet seven.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while the British media picked up the fact our male population was five feet ten, it missed the finer details of the report highlighting stark contrasts within the UK itself.\r\n\r\nResearchers found the average man in Norfolk was only five feet six - while Norfolk women were also five feet six... wide.\r\n\r\nThe stunted folk from up the A140 are believed to have evolved differently to help them navigate the bogs of Norfolk.\r\n\r\nA study author told the Suffolk Gazette: "There is also evidence to suggest remaining small makes them less of a target for predators.\r\n\r\n"A low centre of gravity means they can navigate their bog lands and stay safe. The women are very wide, owing to the local diet of dumplings."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg" alt="Norfolk men" width="381" height="322" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4136" /></a><i>A Norfolk man, left, meets a larger neighbour from Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals have been innovative in coping with the issue, including putting cushions on their car seats and bulk-buying children\'s clothes.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile men in Suffolk were found to be an average of six feet one inches.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n<br>\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Norfolk men shortest in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4135-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:27:59', '2016-07-27 09:27:59', '', 4135, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4135-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4149, 1, '2016-07-27 09:29:27', '2016-07-27 09:29:27', '<b>Norfolk men are the shortest in the country, measuring an average of just five foot six inches, new research reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe journal eLife tracked height changes in 187 countries across the world since 1914, and found Dutch men were tallest at six feet on average - while Latvian women were a striking five feet seven.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while the British media picked up the fact our male population was five feet ten, it missed the finer details of the report highlighting stark contrasts within the UK itself.\r\n\r\nResearchers found the average man in Norfolk was only five feet six - while Norfolk women were also five feet six... wide.\r\n\r\nThe stunted folk from up the A140 are believed to have evolved differently to help them navigate the bogs of Norfolk.\r\n\r\nA study author told the Suffolk Gazette: "There is also evidence to suggest remaining small makes them less of a target for predators.\r\n\r\n"A low centre of gravity means they can navigate their bog lands and stay safe. The women are very wide, owing to the local diet of dumplings."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg" alt="Norfolk men" width="381" height="322" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4136" /></a><i>A Norfolk man, left, meets a larger neighbour from Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals have been innovative in coping with the issue, including putting cushions on their car seats and bulk-buying children\'s clothes.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile men in Suffolk were found to be an average of six feet one inches.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Norfolk men shortest in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4135-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:29:27', '2016-07-27 09:29:27', '', 4135, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4135-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4150, 1, '2016-07-27 09:31:09', '2016-07-27 09:31:09', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorwich City have revealed they modeled their ugly new kit on Greater Anglia trains\' sickening seat covers.</b>\r\n\r\nBrand experts say the idea is clever because Greater Anglia and Norwich share the spotlight as being the two most despised and ridiculed outfits to travel out of Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe new Norwich third kit features hideous splashes of green and yellow, seemingly splattered indiscriminately all over the place by a two-year-old with a paint brush.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/norwich-city-kit-e1469184618694.jpg" alt="norwich city kit" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4114" /></a><i>Disgusting: more turd kit than third kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut there is method to the madness, with the club linking up cleverly with Greater Anglia, which runs trains from Norwich into London (sometimes).\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/greater-anglia-train-e1469184895278.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4115" /></a><i>Luxury: a Greater Anglia carriage with Norwich City-style seat covers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFootball strips from the 1990s that featured ugly splashes have been ridiculed ever since, but Norwich chairman Ed Balls believes he\'s on to a winner. However, a sport retail expert said: "We believe that even Norwich fans are not stupid enough to buy this." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Norwich model new kit on Greater Anglia seat covers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4113-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:31:09', '2016-07-27 09:31:09', '', 4113, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4113-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4151, 1, '2016-07-27 09:31:57', '2016-07-27 09:31:57', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk pub with its own microbrewery is furious after supermarket bosses pulled its latest product from the shelves - for being too rude.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Cock Inn, a 17th century hostelry in Little Brimmer, near Stowmarket, unveiled its Cock Inn Cider after months of meticulous testing and tasting.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut within days of hitting Tesco and Waitrose stores throughout East Anglia, the fruity Cock Inn Cider was withdrawn, leaving customers gasping in the hot weather.\r\n\r\nA retail insider explained: "The microbrewery produces Stout Cock Inn, Cock Inn Blonde and even Cock Inn Brown ale, all of which have been sold with no problems.\r\n\r\n"However, Cock Inn Cider was deemed too much of a double entendre, so supermarket bosses pulled it off the shelves and have demanded a re-brand."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cock-inn-cider.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cock-inn-cider.jpg" alt="cock inn cider" width="954" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4100" /></a><i>Brewing up a storm: Cock Inn Cider</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOwner John Thomas fumed: "It\'s all a great shame. One of our rivals in Norfolk produces Whippet Inn Cider, so Cock Inn Cider is no worse really. If they want real double entendres, I\'ll give them one."\r\n\r\nMr Thomas said his team would now have to spend thousands renaming the brew and changing the labeling and packaging.\r\n\r\n"As it\'s an apple cider, we\'ll be calling it Cock Inn Granny Smith. No one can argue against that."    \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Supermarkets ban Cock Inn Cider', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4099-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:31:57', '2016-07-27 09:31:57', '', 4099, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4099-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4152, 1, '2016-07-27 09:32:42', '2016-07-27 09:32:42', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town silenced moaning fans by unveiling their record signing yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nSupporters have been dejected by an apparent lack of transfer activity, believing it will lead to another season of mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the club surprised everyone by revealing Darren Horlock to the press, making him a record fourth new member of the match-day bar staff.\r\n\r\nHorlock, 19, was a free agent but impressed Portman Road bosses with his pace and ability to retrieve a pie from the hot plate while still opening and pouring a plastic bottle of beer.\r\n\r\n"We think we have unearthed a diamond," said hospitality manager Clarissa Dickson. "The fans will love him."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/darren-horlock.jpg" alt="ipswich-signing" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4088" /></a><i>Darren Horlock: silky-skilled new Ipswich signing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy, who watched his side run riot in a 1-0 mauling of bottom-league newcomers Colchester United last night, revealed he had spent a whole hour this week talking to reclusive owner Marcus Evans about possible new signings.\r\n\r\nAs other Championship clubs, including arch-rivals Norwich City, spend millions bolstering their squads in readiness for a promotion challenge to the Premier League, Ipswich have signed nobody, aside from Adam Webster, who was part of a swap deal.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy told <a href="http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/29872/mccarthy-well-mix-up-style-of-play">Ipswich news website TWTD</a>: "Potentially there are a few loans, a few permanents, but we will see. We are in discussions with different people.\r\n\r\n“There are some real big spenders in our league this year who are doing all the deals and there are a few of us beneath that who are trying to manufacture deals or maybe swaps or free transfers, if someone wants to get someone off the wage bill."\r\n\r\nThat uninspiring news was soon eclipsed by the exciting deal with Horlock, who will meet up with his new team mates at the season opener at home to Barnsley on August 6.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I\'m looking forward to it. Ipswich is a big club with great fans, and I hope I can repay the faith they have shown in me by serving them as quickly as possible at half-time."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Ipswich Town silence critics with record signing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4087-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:32:42', '2016-07-27 09:32:42', '', 4087, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4087-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4153, 1, '2016-07-27 09:33:38', '2016-07-27 09:33:38', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFlabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Waving their underwear\'</b>\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:33:38', '2016-07-27 09:33:38', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4154, 1, '2016-07-27 09:35:19', '2016-07-27 09:35:19', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders\' register.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\nAnother policeman added: "He\'ll also need to keep away from the town\'s gardens - if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty."\r\n\r\n<i>EDITOR\'S NOTE: Three months later, things had not improved for Mr Bishop, who was caught out trying to get a job at an agriculture college, where he wanted to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/tractor-sex-man/" target="_blank">give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:35:19', '2016-07-27 09:35:19', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4155, 1, '2016-07-27 09:37:10', '2016-07-27 09:37:10', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nPolice were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.</b>\r\n\r\nThe footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play. \r\n\r\nBut all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers\' uniform bells for the one in the ball.\r\n\r\nHe promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.\r\n\r\nMore blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.\r\n\r\nThe brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.855219% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/72414593?et=DAWQ3hoaRTBiETy5-Krdjw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=PDUCbnIjDw82AaWtkzVKWvtwYxJRWi5k99_saRnWH7A=" width="594" height="409" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/72414593" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Morris dancers in happier times</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree morris men suffered severely bruised legs, while one of the footballers had a cut caused by being hit on the head with a morris dancer\'s stick.\r\n\r\nWith everyone blaming each other, the police were called to sort out the mess.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "It was certainly an unsual call from one of the locals in the pub. By the time we got there it had all calmed down, and both sides realised how the mistake had been made.\r\n\r\n"In fact they had made up and were all enjoying a drink together, although a couple were still being patched up by the landlord\'s wife.\r\n\r\n"We took no further action, but recommended that the morris men did not use bells on their uniforms when the blind footballers were playing nearby."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1444-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:37:10', '2016-07-27 09:37:10', '', 1444, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1444-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4156, 1, '2016-07-27 09:38:46', '2016-07-27 09:38:46', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nPlucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\r\n\r\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\r\n\r\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\r\n\r\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\r\n\r\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\r\n\r\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:506px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/548746211" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.798419% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/548746211?et=TZMwxy2DRQx9t1ySDe9IgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ASkcLh5YFW5OEQDL6kQ5yu0W9nMKkwpmjwnz-7iu_aY=" width="506" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Gladys uses the hand dryer to keep warm while locked in loo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\r\n\r\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her daughter, who now live near Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\r\n\r\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\r\n\r\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\r\n\r\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knits scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2291-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-27 09:38:46', '2016-07-27 09:38:46', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4157, 1, '2016-07-27 12:56:37', '2016-07-27 12:56:37', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA couple were arrested after being caught romping naked in a farmer\'s slurry pit.</b>\r\n\r\nDog walkers using a footpath at the farm near Framlingham spotted the filthy pair and called the cops.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOfficers found the lovers, named locally as Phil Collins and Mary-Beth Spuckler, in a "heightened state of excitement" and oblivious to anything else around them.\r\n\r\nWhen quizzed, they revealed they had a fetish for farmyard smells and had often stripped off to make love in the slurry pit without the farmer\'s knowledge.\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "Because their actions were in sight of a footpath, they were told they were outraging public decency.\r\n\r\n"However, they were extremely embarrassed and apologetic and were not charged after agreeing to keep away from the farm in future."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slurry-love.jpg" alt="slurry love" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4158" /></a><i>You can\'t slurry love, no you just have to wait (until you get home)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDave Barrett-Hughes, a psychology lecturer at Suffolk University, said: "People can have fetishes about the strangest things. An urge to make love in what most of us would call a strange place is more common than you may think.\r\n\r\n"However, I have not heard of a slurry fetish before. If anything, you risk falling ill."  \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'You can\'t slurry love', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cant-slurry-love', '', '', '2016-07-27 13:04:50', '2016-07-27 13:04:50', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4157', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
