INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1220, 1, '2015-07-28 11:14:39', '2015-07-28 11:14:39', 'The Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=W16-YgHSTL5ghiD_JqyMJQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=S6EfAue6lq43z4n2GuNZ_fTKa37fZhD_z2RJkNqFuWE=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Seagulls do not trouble Aldeburgh seafront unless invited</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:345px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:81.086957% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/451957961?et=dbsPf7JIQMp7yo05KnQsuw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=P0cpLBXs_4q_3HbEzfB_VB6wH690ZLVEGsT3lhoej0Q=" width="345" height="279" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/451957961" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A foul-mouthed seagull from the common town of Basildon, Essex</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 11:14:39', '2015-07-28 11:14:39', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1221, 1, '2015-07-28 11:16:53', '2015-07-28 11:16:53', 'The Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=W16-YgHSTL5ghiD_JqyMJQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=S6EfAue6lq43z4n2GuNZ_fTKa37fZhD_z2RJkNqFuWE=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Seagulls do not trouble Aldeburgh seafront unless invited</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:345px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:81.086957% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/451957961?et=dbsPf7JIQMp7yo05KnQsuw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=P0cpLBXs_4q_3HbEzfB_VB6wH690ZLVEGsT3lhoej0Q=" width="345" height="279" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/451957961" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A foul-mouthed seagull from the common town of Basildon, Essex</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 11:16:53', '2015-07-28 11:16:53', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1222, 1, '2017-08-07 12:53:27', '2017-08-07 12:53:27', '<strong>By Peter Grimes\nAldeburgh Correspondent\n\nThe Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.</strong>\n\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\n\n\n\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\n\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1218" /></a><br><b\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\n\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\n\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\n\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\n\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\n\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\n\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-07 12:53:27', '2017-08-07 12:53:27', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1223, 1, '2015-07-28 11:18:21', '2015-07-28 11:18:21', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Benjo Britten\r\nAldeburgh Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThe Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=W16-YgHSTL5ghiD_JqyMJQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=S6EfAue6lq43z4n2GuNZ_fTKa37fZhD_z2RJkNqFuWE=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Seagulls do not trouble Aldeburgh seafront unless invited</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:345px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:81.086957% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/451957961?et=dbsPf7JIQMp7yo05KnQsuw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=P0cpLBXs_4q_3HbEzfB_VB6wH690ZLVEGsT3lhoej0Q=" width="345" height="279" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/451957961" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A foul-mouthed seagull from the common town of Basildon, Essex</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 11:18:21', '2015-07-28 11:18:21', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1230, 1, '2015-07-28 18:34:04', '2015-07-28 18:34:04', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Benjo Britten\r\nAldeburgh Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThe Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=W16-YgHSTL5ghiD_JqyMJQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=S6EfAue6lq43z4n2GuNZ_fTKa37fZhD_z2RJkNqFuWE=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Seagulls do not trouble Aldeburgh seafront unless invited</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:345px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:81.086957% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/451957961?et=dbsPf7JIQMp7yo05KnQsuw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=P0cpLBXs_4q_3HbEzfB_VB6wH690ZLVEGsT3lhoej0Q=" width="345" height="279" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/451957961" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A foul-mouthed seagull from the common town of Basildon, Essex</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></center>\r\n</iframe>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 18:34:04', '2015-07-28 18:34:04', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1231, 1, '2015-07-28 18:34:57', '2015-07-28 18:34:57', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Benjo Britten\r\nAldeburgh Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThe Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=W16-YgHSTL5ghiD_JqyMJQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=S6EfAue6lq43z4n2GuNZ_fTKa37fZhD_z2RJkNqFuWE=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Seagulls do not trouble Aldeburgh seafront unless invited</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:345px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:81.086957% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/451957961?et=dbsPf7JIQMp7yo05KnQsuw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=P0cpLBXs_4q_3HbEzfB_VB6wH690ZLVEGsT3lhoej0Q=" width="345" height="279" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/451957961" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A foul-mouthed seagull from the common town of Basildon, Essex</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 18:34:57', '2015-07-28 18:34:57', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1232, 1, '2015-07-28 18:36:47', '2015-07-28 18:36:47', 'Ipswich Town legend John Wark is to be the unlikely new face of the five pound note.\r\n\r\nThe free-scoring midfielder\'s trademark moustache is seen as impossible to copy and so ideal for use on a banknote.\r\n\r\nBank of England officials had wanted to introduce Winston Churchill to the fiver, but the Serious Fraud Office objected to the design, believing it was easy to counterfeit.\r\n\r\nA leaked report from the SFO claimed Churchill’s face was “too simple” and the note could be forged “by an eight year old with a biro, and not even a particularly clever eight year old”.\r\n\r\nAttention turned to Wark, who also played for Scotland and Liverpool, because his facial hair was impossible to copy. A petition was then backed by the SFO.\r\n  \r\nWark, 57, was born in Glasgow, but moved to Suffolk when he decided he wanted to achieve something. He won the FA Cup with Ipswich in 1978 and was then part of the 1981 Ipswich Town UEFA Cup-winning side which has been commemorated on the staff uniforms at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/las-vegas-casino/" target="_blank">Las Vegas’ new Suffolk-themed casino</a>.\r\n\r\nHe is also a big screen legend, having played a leading role in the epic World War Two film Escape to Victory.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.579125% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79042958?et=FIsaqlMRS5trlgHNEoFkMw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=IK-Ept7VUV5BxW2YJZ7AMBhq62b9oC_0H06FuuqEPds=" width="594" height="443" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79042958" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Wark celebrates another goal as Mick Mills falls over behind him</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe choice of Wark to replace prison reformer Elizabeth Fry highlights the Bank of England’s move towards more recognisable figures on banknotes.\r\n\r\nIn a Suffolk Gazette survey, 82% said they could not name Fry when shown a five pound note, even when it was pointed out that her name is signed underneath her picture.\r\n \r\nReaction to the news was positive. “I think John Wark does deserve it more than Churchill,” said Michael Farrant, an electrician from Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n“Britain had won lots of wars before Churchill came along, but Ipswich had never won the UEFA Cup until John Wark showed up.”\r\n\r\nBut lifelong Town fan Jane Pryor was less impressed, calling the five pound note plans “too little, too late” and “derisory”.  \r\n\r\n“I think he deserves to be on a higher denomination,” said Pryor.  \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Face of John Wark to appear on five pound note', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1201-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 18:36:47', '2015-07-28 18:36:47', '', 1201, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1201-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1233, 1, '2015-07-28 18:37:19', '2015-07-28 18:37:19', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Hans Up\r\nGermany Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread anger in Germany last night as footage emerged of a young Adolf Hitler giving a British Royal wave.\r\n\r\nThe photo, from the Nazi archive and shot in 1933, shows the much-loved German leader giving a greeting made infamous by the evil Royal family and despised the whole world over.\r\n\r\nPublished by our sister paper the Frankfurter Gazette, the photo was printed not to cause a sensation or embarrass Mr Hitler (or help circulation figures), but to educate readers about events in the 1930s which shaped the British dynasty for years to come.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg" alt="adolf hitler waving" width="300" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1184" /></a><center><i>Hitler: Heil live to regret this</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photo was part of a private collection possibly filmed by Hitler\'s father, Colin. Historians are now trying to put it into context, but they believe the Iron Chancellor was practising for a meeting with British Royal household fixers at a time when he thought links with the Royals could help his European plans.\r\n\r\nLittle did we know at the time that these plans unfortunately included invading Britain.\r\n\r\nHowever, people in Germany were furious about the photo. One reader, Felix Stowe, a dock worker from Hamburg, said: "It is just an innocent photograph taken in a private family setting. How anyone can suggest this means Herr Hitler was a fan of the British Royal Family is beyond me."\r\n\r\nPublication of the photograph comes days after 1930s footage in The Sun revealed our young Queen giving the Nazi salute with her mother and sister.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi-300x169.jpg" alt="queen-nazi" width="300" height="169" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1190" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nFor our other great German-related story, see <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/" target="_blank">German World War Two soldier found alive and well in Suffolk forest</a>.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Fury over young Hitler Royal wave', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1183-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 18:37:19', '2015-07-28 18:37:19', '', 1183, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1183-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1234, 1, '2015-07-28 18:56:12', '2015-07-28 18:56:12', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Benjo Britten\r\nAldeburgh Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThe Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=W16-YgHSTL5ghiD_JqyMJQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=S6EfAue6lq43z4n2GuNZ_fTKa37fZhD_z2RJkNqFuWE=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Seagulls do not trouble Aldeburgh seafront unless invited</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:345px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:81.086957% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/451957961?et=dbsPf7JIQMp7yo05KnQsuw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=P0cpLBXs_4q_3HbEzfB_VB6wH690ZLVEGsT3lhoej0Q=" width="345" height="279" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/451957961" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A foul-mouthed seagull from the common town of Basildon, Essex</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1235, 1, '2015-07-28 18:59:04', '2015-07-28 18:59:04', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Benjo Britten\r\nAldeburgh Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThe Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=W16-YgHSTL5ghiD_JqyMJQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=S6EfAue6lq43z4n2GuNZ_fTKa37fZhD_z2RJkNqFuWE=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Seagulls do not trouble Aldeburgh seafront unless invited</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:345px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:81.086957% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/451957961?et=dbsPf7JIQMp7yo05KnQsuw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=P0cpLBXs_4q_3HbEzfB_VB6wH690ZLVEGsT3lhoej0Q=" width="345" height="279" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/451957961" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A foul-mouthed seagull from the common town of Basildon, Essex</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 18:59:04', '2015-07-28 18:59:04', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1239, 1, '2015-07-30 11:19:38', '2015-07-30 11:19:38', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk is being hit by a terrifying wave of migrants trying to reach the county from neighbouring Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThousands of desperate Norfolk country bumpkins are attempting to cross the border near Diss to escape horrific conditions near Norwich.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have had to implement Operation Kack, parking up thousands of lorries on the A140 because the border is currently too dangerous to cross.\r\n\r\nMakeshift camps have been set up around Dickleburgh and Scole, where the desperate bumpkins are gathering before making daring attempts to get into Suffolk every night.\r\n\r\nTheir efforts are extremely dangerous, with three having been killed falling into a village pond at Stuston, and another impaling himself on a plough near Hoxne.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:365px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.863014% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/563959131?et=fu5WFpLeSgZV5NUVma7EUw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=oJRp_m1s3X5ikVc3_PEazS1tiSV2x_vM510cq7rnWgI=" width="365" height="474" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/563959131" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two migrants wait for their chance at an illegal camp near Scole</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow worried north Suffolk residents want the army called in to secure the area and prevent picturesque towns such as Bungay, Halesworth and Stowmarket from being overrun by foreigners.\r\n\r\nNettie Kirtons, 57, from Beccles, said: "It\'s awful that these people think they can just come to our county and then take all our benefits. And blocking the A140 means we can\'t go on our holidays to Norfolk. It\'s a disgrace"\r\n\r\nBut humanitarian charities defended the right for peasant folk from Norfolk to travel south. Tristan Dew-Goodie of the charity Norfolk \'N Way, insisted the migrants should be treated with respect.\r\n\r\nHe said: "They live in desperate conditions in Norfolk under a strict regime of peasant farming and being force-fed mustard. It\'s not so much insular as it is backward - we need to recognise they should be allowed to seek out a better life."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette infiltrated Norfolk last night to discover conditions that Norfolk bumpkins are being forced to live in.\r\n\r\nBefore long we met Edna Spratt in her hovel in Dereham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=PqydXs6OQ990O_5e-D6skg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Q1igSVbXYLVV6968qS6s38I47p6NeFHV58X8mmCk7vM=" width="445" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>What a hovel: Edna Spratt in Dereham</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Spratt, who lives in her hovel with her brother and their 14 children, said: "Conditions here are terrible. We want to go to Suffolk and enjoy a better life. We will be there soon."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police now fear the migrants will abandon their attempts to cross into Suffolk via the A140, and are stepping up patrols on the Suffolk coast to prevent those trying to get in by boat.\r\n\r\nThey have also increased manpower in Beccles, Bungay and Lowestoft to watch out for stolen boats coming south via the Broads river network.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suffolk faces Norfolk-bumpkin migrant crisis', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis', '', '', '2016-02-16 17:58:15', '2016-02-16 17:58:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1239', 0, 'post', '', 17); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1242, 1, '2015-07-30 11:11:04', '2015-07-30 11:11:04', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk is being hit by a terrifying wave of migrants trying to reach the county from neighbouring Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThousands of desperate Norfolk country bumkins are attempting to cross the border near Diss to escape horrific conditions they have to endure near Norwich.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have had to implement Operation Kack, parking up thousands of lorries on the A140 because the border is currently too dangerous to cross.\r\n\r\nMakeshift camps have been set up around Dickleburgh and Scole, where the desperate bumpkins are gathering before making daring attempts to get into Suffolk every night. Three have been killed falling into a village pond at Stuston.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:365px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.863014% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/563959131?et=fu5WFpLeSgZV5NUVma7EUw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=oJRp_m1s3X5ikVc3_PEazS1tiSV2x_vM510cq7rnWgI=" width="365" height="474" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/563959131" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two of the migrants wait for their chance at a camp near Scole</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow worried north Suffolk residents want the army called in to secure the area and prevent areas such as Bungay, Halesworth and Stowmarket from being overrun by foreigners.\r\n\r\nNettie Kirtons, 57, from Beccles, said: "It\'s awful that these people think they can just travel to our county and then take all our benefits. And blocking the A140 means we can\'t go on our holidays to Norfolk."\r\n\r\nBut humanitarian charities defended the right for embittered folk from Norfolk to travel south. Tristan Dew-Goodie of the charity Norfolk \'N Way, insisted the migrants should be treated with respect.\r\n\r\nHe said: "They live in desperate conditions in Norfolk under a strict regime of farming and being force-fed mustard. It\'s not so much insular as it is backward - we need to recognise they should be allowed to seek out a better life."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette infiltrated Norfolk last night to see for ourselves the conditions that Norfolk bumpkins are being forced to live in. We met Edna Spratt in her hovel in Dereham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=PqydXs6OQ990O_5e-D6skg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Q1igSVbXYLVV6968qS6s38I47p6NeFHV58X8mmCk7vM=" width="445" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>What a hovel: Edna Spratt in Dereham</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Spratt, who lives in her hovel with her brother and 14 children, said: "Conditions here are terrible. We want to go to Suffolk and enjoy a better life. We will be there soon."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police now fear the migrants will abandon their attempts to cross into Suffolk via the A140, and are stepping up patrols on the Suffolk coast to prevent those trying to get in by boat.\r\n\r\nThey have also increased patrols at Beccles, Bungay and Lowestoft to watch out for stolen boats coming south via the Broads.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Suffolk faces Norfolk-bumpkin migrant crisis', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1239-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-30 11:11:04', '2015-07-30 11:11:04', '', 1239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1243, 1, '2015-07-30 11:18:38', '2015-07-30 11:18:38', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk is being hit by a terrifying wave of migrants trying to reach the county from neighbouring Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThousands of desperate Norfolk country bumkins are attempting to cross the border near Diss to escape horrific conditions they have to endure near Norwich.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have had to implement Operation Kack, parking up thousands of lorries on the A140 because the border is currently too dangerous to cross.\r\n\r\nMakeshift camps have been set up around Dickleburgh and Scole, where the desperate bumpkins are gathering before making daring attempts to get into Suffolk every night.\r\n\r\nTheir efforts extremely dangerous, with three having been killed falling into a village pond at Stuston and another impaling himself on a plough near Hoxne.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:365px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.863014% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/563959131?et=fu5WFpLeSgZV5NUVma7EUw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=oJRp_m1s3X5ikVc3_PEazS1tiSV2x_vM510cq7rnWgI=" width="365" height="474" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/563959131" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two of the migrants wait for their chance at an illegal camp near Scole</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow worried north Suffolk residents want the army called in to secure the area and prevent picturesque towns such as Bungay, Halesworth and Stowmarket from being overrun by foreigners.\r\n\r\nNettie Kirtons, 57, from Beccles, said: "It\'s awful that these people think they can just come to our county and then take all our benefits. And blocking the A140 means we can\'t go on our holidays to Norfolk. It\'s a disgrace"\r\n\r\nBut humanitarian charities defended the right for peasant folk from Norfolk to travel south. Tristan Dew-Goodie of the charity Norfolk \'N Way, insisted the migrants should be treated with respect.\r\n\r\nHe said: "They live in desperate conditions in Norfolk under a strict regime of peasant farming and being force-fed mustard. It\'s not so much insular as it is backward - we need to recognise they should be allowed to seek out a better life."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette infiltrated Norfolk last night to discover conditions that Norfolk bumpkins are being forced to live in.\r\n\r\nBefore long we met Edna Spratt in her hovel in Dereham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=PqydXs6OQ990O_5e-D6skg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Q1igSVbXYLVV6968qS6s38I47p6NeFHV58X8mmCk7vM=" width="445" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>What a hovel: Edna Spratt in Dereham</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Spratt, who lives in her hovel with her brother and 14 children, said: "Conditions here are terrible. We want to go to Suffolk and enjoy a better life. We will be there soon."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police now fear the migrants will abandon their attempts to cross into Suffolk via the A140, and are stepping up patrols on the Suffolk coast to prevent those trying to get in by boat.\r\n\r\nThey have also increased manpower in Beccles, Bungay and Lowestoft to watch out for stolen boats coming south via the Broads river network.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Suffolk faces Norfolk-bumpkin migrant crisis', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1239-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-30 11:18:38', '2015-07-30 11:18:38', '', 1239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1244, 1, '2015-07-30 11:21:28', '2015-07-30 11:21:28', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Doug Trench\nDefence Editor</b>\n\nSuffolk is being hit by a terrifying wave of migrants trying to reach the county from neighbouring Norfolk.\n\nThousands of desperate Norfolk country bumkins are attempting to cross the border near Diss to escape horrific conditions they have to endure near Norwich.\n\nSuffolk police have had to implement Operation Kack, parking up thousands of lorries on the A140 because the border is currently too dangerous to cross.\n\nMakeshift camps have been set up around Dickleburgh and Scole, where the desperate bumpkins are gathering before making daring attempts to get into Suffolk every night.\n\nTheir efforts are extremely dangerous, with three having been killed falling into a village pond at Stuston and another impaling himself on a plough near Hoxne.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:365px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.863014% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/563959131?et=fu5WFpLeSgZV5NUVma7EUw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=oJRp_m1s3X5ikVc3_PEazS1tiSV2x_vM510cq7rnWgI=" width="365" height="474" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/563959131" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two of the migrants wait for their chance at an illegal camp near Scole</center></i><br><br>\n\nNow worried north Suffolk residents want the army called in to secure the area and prevent picturesque towns such as Bungay, Halesworth and Stowmarket from being overrun by foreigners.\n\nNettie Kirtons, 57, from Beccles, said: "It\'s awful that these people think they can just come to our county and then take all our benefits. And blocking the A140 means we can\'t go on our holidays to Norfolk. It\'s a disgrace"\n\nBut humanitarian charities defended the right for peasant folk from Norfolk to travel south. Tristan Dew-Goodie of the charity Norfolk \'N Way, insisted the migrants should be treated with respect.\n\nHe said: "They live in desperate conditions in Norfolk under a strict regime of peasant farming and being force-fed mustard. It\'s not so much insular as it is backward - we need to recognise they should be allowed to seek out a better life."\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette infiltrated Norfolk last night to discover conditions that Norfolk bumpkins are being forced to live in.\n\nBefore long we met Edna Spratt in her hovel in Dereham.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=PqydXs6OQ990O_5e-D6skg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Q1igSVbXYLVV6968qS6s38I47p6NeFHV58X8mmCk7vM=" width="445" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>What a hovel: Edna Spratt in Dereham</center></i><br><br>\n\nMiss Spratt, who lives in her hovel with her brother and 14 children, said: "Conditions here are terrible. We want to go to Suffolk and enjoy a better life. We will be there soon."\n\nSuffolk police now fear the migrants will abandon their attempts to cross into Suffolk via the A140, and are stepping up patrols on the Suffolk coast to prevent those trying to get in by boat.\n\nThey have also increased manpower in Beccles, Bungay and Lowestoft to watch out for stolen boats coming south via the Broads river network.\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\n\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Suffolk faces Norfolk-bumpkin migrant crisis', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1239-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-07-30 11:21:28', '2015-07-30 11:21:28', '', 1239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1239-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1245, 1, '2015-07-30 11:21:31', '2015-07-30 11:21:31', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk is being hit by a terrifying wave of migrants trying to reach the county from neighbouring Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThousands of desperate Norfolk country bumkins are attempting to cross the border near Diss to escape horrific conditions they have to endure near Norwich.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have had to implement Operation Kack, parking up thousands of lorries on the A140 because the border is currently too dangerous to cross.\r\n\r\nMakeshift camps have been set up around Dickleburgh and Scole, where the desperate bumpkins are gathering before making daring attempts to get into Suffolk every night.\r\n\r\nTheir efforts are extremely dangerous, with three having been killed falling into a village pond at Stuston and another impaling himself on a plough near Hoxne.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:365px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.863014% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/563959131?et=fu5WFpLeSgZV5NUVma7EUw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=oJRp_m1s3X5ikVc3_PEazS1tiSV2x_vM510cq7rnWgI=" width="365" height="474" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/563959131" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two of the migrants wait for their chance at an illegal camp near Scole</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow worried north Suffolk residents want the army called in to secure the area and prevent picturesque towns such as Bungay, Halesworth and Stowmarket from being overrun by foreigners.\r\n\r\nNettie Kirtons, 57, from Beccles, said: "It\'s awful that these people think they can just come to our county and then take all our benefits. And blocking the A140 means we can\'t go on our holidays to Norfolk. It\'s a disgrace"\r\n\r\nBut humanitarian charities defended the right for peasant folk from Norfolk to travel south. Tristan Dew-Goodie of the charity Norfolk \'N Way, insisted the migrants should be treated with respect.\r\n\r\nHe said: "They live in desperate conditions in Norfolk under a strict regime of peasant farming and being force-fed mustard. It\'s not so much insular as it is backward - we need to recognise they should be allowed to seek out a better life."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette infiltrated Norfolk last night to discover conditions that Norfolk bumpkins are being forced to live in.\r\n\r\nBefore long we met Edna Spratt in her hovel in Dereham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=PqydXs6OQ990O_5e-D6skg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Q1igSVbXYLVV6968qS6s38I47p6NeFHV58X8mmCk7vM=" width="445" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>What a hovel: Edna Spratt in Dereham</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Spratt, who lives in her hovel with her brother and 14 children, said: "Conditions here are terrible. We want to go to Suffolk and enjoy a better life. We will be there soon."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police now fear the migrants will abandon their attempts to cross into Suffolk via the A140, and are stepping up patrols on the Suffolk coast to prevent those trying to get in by boat.\r\n\r\nThey have also increased manpower in Beccles, Bungay and Lowestoft to watch out for stolen boats coming south via the Broads river network.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Suffolk faces Norfolk-bumpkin migrant crisis', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1239-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-30 11:21:31', '2015-07-30 11:21:31', '', 1239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1246, 1, '2015-07-30 11:21:50', '2015-07-30 11:21:50', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk is being hit by a terrifying wave of migrants trying to reach the county from neighbouring Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThousands of desperate Norfolk country bumkins are attempting to cross the border near Diss to escape horrific conditions they have to endure near Norwich.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have had to implement Operation Kack, parking up thousands of lorries on the A140 because the border is currently too dangerous to cross.\r\n\r\nMakeshift camps have been set up around Dickleburgh and Scole, where the desperate bumpkins are gathering before making daring attempts to get into Suffolk every night.\r\n\r\nTheir efforts are extremely dangerous, with three having been killed falling into a village pond at Stuston, and another impaling himself on a plough near Hoxne.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:365px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.863014% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/563959131?et=fu5WFpLeSgZV5NUVma7EUw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=oJRp_m1s3X5ikVc3_PEazS1tiSV2x_vM510cq7rnWgI=" width="365" height="474" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/563959131" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two of the migrants wait for their chance at an illegal camp near Scole</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow worried north Suffolk residents want the army called in to secure the area and prevent picturesque towns such as Bungay, Halesworth and Stowmarket from being overrun by foreigners.\r\n\r\nNettie Kirtons, 57, from Beccles, said: "It\'s awful that these people think they can just come to our county and then take all our benefits. And blocking the A140 means we can\'t go on our holidays to Norfolk. It\'s a disgrace"\r\n\r\nBut humanitarian charities defended the right for peasant folk from Norfolk to travel south. Tristan Dew-Goodie of the charity Norfolk \'N Way, insisted the migrants should be treated with respect.\r\n\r\nHe said: "They live in desperate conditions in Norfolk under a strict regime of peasant farming and being force-fed mustard. It\'s not so much insular as it is backward - we need to recognise they should be allowed to seek out a better life."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette infiltrated Norfolk last night to discover conditions that Norfolk bumpkins are being forced to live in.\r\n\r\nBefore long we met Edna Spratt in her hovel in Dereham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=PqydXs6OQ990O_5e-D6skg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Q1igSVbXYLVV6968qS6s38I47p6NeFHV58X8mmCk7vM=" width="445" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>What a hovel: Edna Spratt in Dereham</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Spratt, who lives in her hovel with her brother and 14 children, said: "Conditions here are terrible. We want to go to Suffolk and enjoy a better life. We will be there soon."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police now fear the migrants will abandon their attempts to cross into Suffolk via the A140, and are stepping up patrols on the Suffolk coast to prevent those trying to get in by boat.\r\n\r\nThey have also increased manpower in Beccles, Bungay and Lowestoft to watch out for stolen boats coming south via the Broads river network.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Suffolk faces Norfolk-bumpkin migrant crisis', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1239-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-30 11:21:50', '2015-07-30 11:21:50', '', 1239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1247, 1, '2015-07-30 11:22:18', '2015-07-30 11:22:18', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk is being hit by a terrifying wave of migrants trying to reach the county from neighbouring Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThousands of desperate Norfolk country bumkins are attempting to cross the border near Diss to escape horrific conditions they have to endure near Norwich.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have had to implement Operation Kack, parking up thousands of lorries on the A140 because the border is currently too dangerous to cross.\r\n\r\nMakeshift camps have been set up around Dickleburgh and Scole, where the desperate bumpkins are gathering before making daring attempts to get into Suffolk every night.\r\n\r\nTheir efforts are extremely dangerous, with three having been killed falling into a village pond at Stuston, and another impaling himself on a plough near Hoxne.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:365px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.863014% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/563959131?et=fu5WFpLeSgZV5NUVma7EUw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=oJRp_m1s3X5ikVc3_PEazS1tiSV2x_vM510cq7rnWgI=" width="365" height="474" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/563959131" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two migrants wait for their chance at an illegal camp near Scole</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow worried north Suffolk residents want the army called in to secure the area and prevent picturesque towns such as Bungay, Halesworth and Stowmarket from being overrun by foreigners.\r\n\r\nNettie Kirtons, 57, from Beccles, said: "It\'s awful that these people think they can just come to our county and then take all our benefits. And blocking the A140 means we can\'t go on our holidays to Norfolk. It\'s a disgrace"\r\n\r\nBut humanitarian charities defended the right for peasant folk from Norfolk to travel south. Tristan Dew-Goodie of the charity Norfolk \'N Way, insisted the migrants should be treated with respect.\r\n\r\nHe said: "They live in desperate conditions in Norfolk under a strict regime of peasant farming and being force-fed mustard. It\'s not so much insular as it is backward - we need to recognise they should be allowed to seek out a better life."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette infiltrated Norfolk last night to discover conditions that Norfolk bumpkins are being forced to live in.\r\n\r\nBefore long we met Edna Spratt in her hovel in Dereham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=PqydXs6OQ990O_5e-D6skg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Q1igSVbXYLVV6968qS6s38I47p6NeFHV58X8mmCk7vM=" width="445" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>What a hovel: Edna Spratt in Dereham</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Spratt, who lives in her hovel with her brother and 14 children, said: "Conditions here are terrible. We want to go to Suffolk and enjoy a better life. We will be there soon."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police now fear the migrants will abandon their attempts to cross into Suffolk via the A140, and are stepping up patrols on the Suffolk coast to prevent those trying to get in by boat.\r\n\r\nThey have also increased manpower in Beccles, Bungay and Lowestoft to watch out for stolen boats coming south via the Broads river network.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Suffolk faces Norfolk-bumpkin migrant crisis', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1239-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-30 11:22:18', '2015-07-30 11:22:18', '', 1239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1248, 1, '2015-07-30 11:38:15', '2015-07-30 11:38:15', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk is being hit by a terrifying wave of migrants trying to reach the county from neighbouring Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThousands of desperate Norfolk country bumkins are attempting to cross the border near Diss to escape horrific conditions near Norwich.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have had to implement Operation Kack, parking up thousands of lorries on the A140 because the border is currently too dangerous to cross.\r\n\r\nMakeshift camps have been set up around Dickleburgh and Scole, where the desperate bumpkins are gathering before making daring attempts to get into Suffolk every night.\r\n\r\nTheir efforts are extremely dangerous, with three having been killed falling into a village pond at Stuston, and another impaling himself on a plough near Hoxne.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:365px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.863014% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/563959131?et=fu5WFpLeSgZV5NUVma7EUw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=oJRp_m1s3X5ikVc3_PEazS1tiSV2x_vM510cq7rnWgI=" width="365" height="474" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/563959131" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two migrants wait for their chance at an illegal camp near Scole</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow worried north Suffolk residents want the army called in to secure the area and prevent picturesque towns such as Bungay, Halesworth and Stowmarket from being overrun by foreigners.\r\n\r\nNettie Kirtons, 57, from Beccles, said: "It\'s awful that these people think they can just come to our county and then take all our benefits. And blocking the A140 means we can\'t go on our holidays to Norfolk. It\'s a disgrace"\r\n\r\nBut humanitarian charities defended the right for peasant folk from Norfolk to travel south. Tristan Dew-Goodie of the charity Norfolk \'N Way, insisted the migrants should be treated with respect.\r\n\r\nHe said: "They live in desperate conditions in Norfolk under a strict regime of peasant farming and being force-fed mustard. It\'s not so much insular as it is backward - we need to recognise they should be allowed to seek out a better life."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette infiltrated Norfolk last night to discover conditions that Norfolk bumpkins are being forced to live in.\r\n\r\nBefore long we met Edna Spratt in her hovel in Dereham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=PqydXs6OQ990O_5e-D6skg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Q1igSVbXYLVV6968qS6s38I47p6NeFHV58X8mmCk7vM=" width="445" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>What a hovel: Edna Spratt in Dereham</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Spratt, who lives in her hovel with her brother and 14 children, said: "Conditions here are terrible. We want to go to Suffolk and enjoy a better life. We will be there soon."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police now fear the migrants will abandon their attempts to cross into Suffolk via the A140, and are stepping up patrols on the Suffolk coast to prevent those trying to get in by boat.\r\n\r\nThey have also increased manpower in Beccles, Bungay and Lowestoft to watch out for stolen boats coming south via the Broads river network.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Suffolk faces Norfolk-bumpkin migrant crisis', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1239-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-30 11:38:15', '2015-07-30 11:38:15', '', 1239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1249, 1, '2015-07-30 11:41:48', '2015-07-30 11:41:48', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk is being hit by a terrifying wave of migrants trying to reach the county from neighbouring Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThousands of desperate Norfolk country bumkins are attempting to cross the border near Diss to escape horrific conditions near Norwich.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have had to implement Operation Kack, parking up thousands of lorries on the A140 because the border is currently too dangerous to cross.\r\n\r\nMakeshift camps have been set up around Dickleburgh and Scole, where the desperate bumpkins are gathering before making daring attempts to get into Suffolk every night.\r\n\r\nTheir efforts are extremely dangerous, with three having been killed falling into a village pond at Stuston, and another impaling himself on a plough near Hoxne.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:365px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.863014% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/563959131?et=fu5WFpLeSgZV5NUVma7EUw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=oJRp_m1s3X5ikVc3_PEazS1tiSV2x_vM510cq7rnWgI=" width="365" height="474" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/563959131" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two migrants wait for their chance at an illegal camp near Scole</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow worried north Suffolk residents want the army called in to secure the area and prevent picturesque towns such as Bungay, Halesworth and Stowmarket from being overrun by foreigners.\r\n\r\nNettie Kirtons, 57, from Beccles, said: "It\'s awful that these people think they can just come to our county and then take all our benefits. And blocking the A140 means we can\'t go on our holidays to Norfolk. It\'s a disgrace"\r\n\r\nBut humanitarian charities defended the right for peasant folk from Norfolk to travel south. Tristan Dew-Goodie of the charity Norfolk \'N Way, insisted the migrants should be treated with respect.\r\n\r\nHe said: "They live in desperate conditions in Norfolk under a strict regime of peasant farming and being force-fed mustard. It\'s not so much insular as it is backward - we need to recognise they should be allowed to seek out a better life."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette infiltrated Norfolk last night to discover conditions that Norfolk bumpkins are being forced to live in.\r\n\r\nBefore long we met Edna Spratt in her hovel in Dereham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=PqydXs6OQ990O_5e-D6skg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Q1igSVbXYLVV6968qS6s38I47p6NeFHV58X8mmCk7vM=" width="445" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>What a hovel: Edna Spratt in Dereham</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Spratt, who lives in her hovel with her brother and their 14 children, said: "Conditions here are terrible. We want to go to Suffolk and enjoy a better life. We will be there soon."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police now fear the migrants will abandon their attempts to cross into Suffolk via the A140, and are stepping up patrols on the Suffolk coast to prevent those trying to get in by boat.\r\n\r\nThey have also increased manpower in Beccles, Bungay and Lowestoft to watch out for stolen boats coming south via the Broads river network.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Suffolk faces Norfolk-bumpkin migrant crisis', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1239-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-30 11:41:48', '2015-07-30 11:41:48', '', 1239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1250, 1, '2015-07-30 15:31:59', '2015-07-30 15:31:59', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk is being hit by a terrifying wave of migrants trying to reach the county from neighbouring Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThousands of desperate Norfolk country bumkins are attempting to cross the border near Diss to escape horrific conditions near Norwich.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have had to implement Operation Kack, parking up thousands of lorries on the A140 because the border is currently too dangerous to cross.\r\n\r\nMakeshift camps have been set up around Dickleburgh and Scole, where the desperate bumpkins are gathering before making daring attempts to get into Suffolk every night.\r\n\r\nTheir efforts are extremely dangerous, with three having been killed falling into a village pond at Stuston, and another impaling himself on a plough near Hoxne.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:365px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.863014% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/563959131?et=fu5WFpLeSgZV5NUVma7EUw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=oJRp_m1s3X5ikVc3_PEazS1tiSV2x_vM510cq7rnWgI=" width="365" height="474" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/563959131" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two migrants wait for their chance at an illegal camp near Scole</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow worried north Suffolk residents want the army called in to secure the area and prevent picturesque towns such as Bungay, Halesworth and Stowmarket from being overrun by foreigners.\r\n\r\nNettie Kirtons, 57, from Beccles, said: "It\'s awful that these people think they can just come to our county and then take all our benefits. And blocking the A140 means we can\'t go on our holidays to Norfolk. It\'s a disgrace"\r\n\r\nBut humanitarian charities defended the right for peasant folk from Norfolk to travel south. Tristan Dew-Goodie of the charity Norfolk \'N Way, insisted the migrants should be treated with respect.\r\n\r\nHe said: "They live in desperate conditions in Norfolk under a strict regime of peasant farming and being force-fed mustard. It\'s not so much insular as it is backward - we need to recognise they should be allowed to seek out a better life."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette infiltrated Norfolk last night to discover conditions that Norfolk bumpkins are being forced to live in.\r\n\r\nBefore long we met Edna Spratt in her hovel in Dereham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=PqydXs6OQ990O_5e-D6skg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Q1igSVbXYLVV6968qS6s38I47p6NeFHV58X8mmCk7vM=" width="445" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>What a hovel: Edna Spratt in Dereham</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Spratt, who lives in her hovel with her brother and their 14 children, said: "Conditions here are terrible. We want to go to Suffolk and enjoy a better life. We will be there soon."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police now fear the migrants will abandon their attempts to cross into Suffolk via the A140, and are stepping up patrols on the Suffolk coast to prevent those trying to get in by boat.\r\n\r\nThey have also increased manpower in Beccles, Bungay and Lowestoft to watch out for stolen boats coming south via the Broads river network.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Suffolk faces Norfolk-bumpkin migrant crisis', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1239-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-30 15:31:59', '2015-07-30 15:31:59', '', 1239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1251, 1, '2015-08-04 07:02:58', '2015-08-04 07:02:58', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)</b>\r\n\r\n<b>There was a gold rush in East Anglia today as the Government announced a block sale of shares in the Royal Bank of Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nMore than 25 years after it was privatised for being "too backward", the bank has now been dragged into the modern world.\r\n\r\nIt means the Chancellor, George Osborne is confident enough to release a £57 stake, with RBS shares trading at 0.0001 pence each from 8am this morning, sparking a huge scramble from investors to get in on the action.\r\n\r\nThe Royal Bank of Suffolk was formed in Wickham Market in 1876 when it had a unique approach to funding, using only swedes, pigs and potatoes as currency.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg" alt="barn-old" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1255" /></a></center><center><i>The plush RBS headquarters in Wickham Market</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAs other national banks grew to become huge corporations, the Royal Bank of Suffolk refused to reform, and did not even start offering essential financial services to Suffolk residents until 1953.\r\n\r\nThat\'s when the first tractor loan scheme was introduced, followed by the first ISA investments (Ipswich Seed Association), which allowed customers to club together and buy seed for growing turnips, swedes, onions and barley.\r\n\r\nHowever, the RBS was rocked by scandal in the 1990s when it got caught in the credit crunch, approving huge  unsecured loans to people trying to buy beach huts at Southwold.\r\n\r\nThere was further bad publicity ten years ago when it was revealed bank executives had pocketed huge bonuses of tens of pounds and free Adnams beer - despite making a loss.\r\n\r\nCity experts predicted the RBS, which is head-quartered in a barn in Wickham Market\'s Church Lane, would return to profitability within 22 years, and insisted the shares were a good opportunity.\r\n\r\nOne stockbroker said: "At 0.0001 the RBS shares are something of a bargain as they could go as high as 0.0002 pence by 2035."\r\n\r\nHowever, that sparked allegations that the Government was selling off its stake in the bank too cheaply. Suffolk county council Labour councillor Dow Jones said: "This sale is a rip-off and has cost Suffolk tax payers £57." \r\n     \r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'RBS shares sell-off bonanza', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'rbs-shares-sell-off-bonanza', '', '', '2016-02-16 18:08:22', '2016-02-16 18:08:22', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1251', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1252, 1, '2015-08-04 06:46:33', '2015-08-04 06:46:33', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)</b>\r\n\r\nThere was a gold rush in East Anglia today as the Government announced a block sale of shares in the Royal Bank of Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMore than 25 years after it was privatised for being "too backward", the bank has now been dragged into the modern world.\r\n\r\nChancellor George Osborne is releasing a £57 stake in the RBS, with shares selling at 0.0001 pence each, sparking a huge scramble from investors to get in on the action.\r\n\r\nThe RBS was formed in Wickham Market in 1876 when it had a novel approach to funding, using swedes, pigs and potatoes as currency.\r\n\r\nAs other national banks grew to become huge corporations, the Royal Bank of Suffolk refused to reform, and did not even start offering essential financial services to Suffolk residents until 1953.\r\n\r\nThat\'s when the first tractor loan scheme was introduced, followed by the first ISA investment scheme (Ipswich Seed Association), which allowed customers to club together and buy seed for growing turnips, swedes, onions and barley.\r\n\r\nCity experts predicted the RBS, which is head-quartered in a barn in Wickham Market\'s Church Lane, would return to profitability within 22 years, and the shares were a good opportunity.\r\n\r\nOne stockbroker said: "At 0.0001 the shares are something of a bargain as they could go as high as 0.0002 pence by 2035."\r\n\r\nHowever, that sparked allegations that the Government was selling off its stake in the bank too cheaply. Suffolk county council Labour councillor Dow Jones said: "This sale is a rip-off and has cost Suffolk tax payers £57." \r\n     \r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'RBS shares sell-off bonanza', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1251-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-04 06:46:33', '2015-08-04 06:46:33', '', 1251, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1253, 1, '2015-08-04 06:51:41', '2015-08-04 06:51:41', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)</b>\r\n\r\nThere was a gold rush in East Anglia today as the Government announced a block sale of shares in the Royal Bank of Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMore than 25 years after it was privatised for being "too backward", the bank has now been dragged into the modern world.\r\n\r\nIt means the Chancellor, George Osborne is confident enough to release a £57 stake in the RBS, with shares selling at 0.0001 pence each from 8am this morning, sparking a huge scramble from investors to get in on the action.\r\n\r\nThe Royal Bank of Suffolk was formed in Wickham Market in 1876 when it had a unique approach to funding, using only swedes, pigs and potatoes as currency.\r\n\r\nAs other national banks grew to become huge corporations, the Royal Bank of Suffolk refused to reform, and did not even start offering essential financial services to Suffolk residents until 1953.\r\n\r\nThat\'s when the first tractor loan scheme was introduced, followed by the first ISA investments (Ipswich Seed Association), which allowed customers to club together and buy seed for growing turnips, swedes, onions and barley.\r\n\r\nHowever, the RBS was rocked by scandal in the 1990s when got caught in the credit crunch, giving away huge  unsecured loans to people trying to buy beach huts at Southwold.\r\n\r\nThere was further bad publicity ten years ago when it was revealed bank executives had pocketed huge bonuses of tens of pounds - despite making a loss.\r\n\r\nCity experts predicted the RBS, which is head-quartered in a barn in Wickham Market\'s Church Lane, would return to profitability within 22 years, and insisted the shares were a good opportunity.\r\n\r\nOne stockbroker said: "At 0.0001 the shares are something of a bargain as they could go as high as 0.0002 pence by 2035."\r\n\r\nHowever, that sparked allegations that the Government was selling off its stake in the bank too cheaply. Suffolk county council Labour councillor Dow Jones said: "This sale is a rip-off and has cost Suffolk tax payers £57." \r\n     \r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'RBS shares sell-off bonanza', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1251-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-04 06:51:41', '2015-08-04 06:51:41', '', 1251, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1256, 1, '2015-08-04 06:59:28', '2015-08-04 06:59:28', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)</b>\r\n\r\nThere was a gold rush in East Anglia today as the Government announced a block sale of shares in the Royal Bank of Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMore than 25 years after it was privatised for being "too backward", the bank has now been dragged into the modern world.\r\n\r\nIt means the Chancellor, George Osborne is confident enough to release a £57 stake in the RBS, with shares selling at 0.0001 pence each from 8am this morning, sparking a huge scramble from investors to get in on the action.\r\n\r\nThe Royal Bank of Suffolk was formed in Wickham Market in 1876 when it had a unique approach to funding, using only swedes, pigs and potatoes as currency.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg" alt="barn-old" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1255" /></a></center><center><i>The plush RBS headquarters in Wickham Market</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAs other national banks grew to become huge corporations, the Royal Bank of Suffolk refused to reform, and did not even start offering essential financial services to Suffolk residents until 1953.\r\n\r\nThat\'s when the first tractor loan scheme was introduced, followed by the first ISA investments (Ipswich Seed Association), which allowed customers to club together and buy seed for growing turnips, swedes, onions and barley.\r\n\r\nHowever, the RBS was rocked by scandal in the 1990s when got caught in the credit crunch, giving away huge  unsecured loans to people trying to buy beach huts at Southwold.\r\n\r\nThere was further bad publicity ten years ago when it was revealed bank executives had pocketed huge bonuses of tens of pounds - despite making a loss.\r\n\r\nCity experts predicted the RBS, which is head-quartered in a barn in Wickham Market\'s Church Lane, would return to profitability within 22 years, and insisted the shares were a good opportunity.\r\n\r\nOne stockbroker said: "At 0.0001 the shares are something of a bargain as they could go as high as 0.0002 pence by 2035."\r\n\r\nHowever, that sparked allegations that the Government was selling off its stake in the bank too cheaply. Suffolk county council Labour councillor Dow Jones said: "This sale is a rip-off and has cost Suffolk tax payers £57." \r\n     \r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'RBS shares sell-off bonanza', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1251-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-04 06:59:28', '2015-08-04 06:59:28', '', 1251, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1257, 1, '2015-08-04 07:02:58', '2015-08-04 07:02:58', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)</b>\r\n\r\nThere was a gold rush in East Anglia today as the Government announced a block sale of shares in the Royal Bank of Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMore than 25 years after it was privatised for being "too backward", the bank has now been dragged into the modern world.\r\n\r\nIt means the Chancellor, George Osborne is confident enough to release a £57 stake, with RBS shares selling at 0.0001 pence each from 8am this morning, sparking a huge scramble from investors to get in on the action.\r\n\r\nThe Royal Bank of Suffolk was formed in Wickham Market in 1876 when it had a unique approach to funding, using only swedes, pigs and potatoes as currency.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg" alt="barn-old" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1255" /></a></center><center><i>The plush RBS headquarters in Wickham Market</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAs other national banks grew to become huge corporations, the Royal Bank of Suffolk refused to reform, and did not even start offering essential financial services to Suffolk residents until 1953.\r\n\r\nThat\'s when the first tractor loan scheme was introduced, followed by the first ISA investments (Ipswich Seed Association), which allowed customers to club together and buy seed for growing turnips, swedes, onions and barley.\r\n\r\nHowever, the RBS was rocked by scandal in the 1990s when it got caught in the credit crunch, approving huge  unsecured loans to people trying to buy beach huts at Southwold.\r\n\r\nThere was further bad publicity ten years ago when it was revealed bank executives had pocketed huge bonuses of tens of pounds and free Adnams beer - despite making a loss.\r\n\r\nCity experts predicted the RBS, which is head-quartered in a barn in Wickham Market\'s Church Lane, would return to profitability within 22 years, and insisted the shares were a good opportunity.\r\n\r\nOne stockbroker said: "At 0.0001 the RBS shares are something of a bargain as they could go as high as 0.0002 pence by 2035."\r\n\r\nHowever, that sparked allegations that the Government was selling off its stake in the bank too cheaply. Suffolk county council Labour councillor Dow Jones said: "This sale is a rip-off and has cost Suffolk tax payers £57." \r\n     \r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'RBS shares sell-off bonanza', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1251-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-04 07:02:58', '2015-08-04 07:02:58', '', 1251, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1258, 1, '2015-08-04 07:11:34', '2015-08-04 07:11:34', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Foo Tse\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)</b>\n\nThere was a gold rush in East Anglia today as the Government announced a block sale of shares in the Royal Bank of Suffolk.\n\nMore than 25 years after it was privatised for being "too backward", the bank has now been dragged into the modern world.\n\nIt means the Chancellor, George Osborne is confident enough to release a £57 stake, with RBS shares rat 0.0001 pence each from 8am this morning, sparking a huge scramble from investors to get in on the action.\n\nThe Royal Bank of Suffolk was formed in Wickham Market in 1876 when it had a unique approach to funding, using only swedes, pigs and potatoes as currency.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg" alt="barn-old" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1255" /></a></center><center><i>The plush RBS headquarters in Wickham Market</center></i><br><br>\n\nAs other national banks grew to become huge corporations, the Royal Bank of Suffolk refused to reform, and did not even start offering essential financial services to Suffolk residents until 1953.\n\nThat\'s when the first tractor loan scheme was introduced, followed by the first ISA investments (Ipswich Seed Association), which allowed customers to club together and buy seed for growing turnips, swedes, onions and barley.\n\nHowever, the RBS was rocked by scandal in the 1990s when it got caught in the credit crunch, approving huge  unsecured loans to people trying to buy beach huts at Southwold.\n\nThere was further bad publicity ten years ago when it was revealed bank executives had pocketed huge bonuses of tens of pounds and free Adnams beer - despite making a loss.\n\nCity experts predicted the RBS, which is head-quartered in a barn in Wickham Market\'s Church Lane, would return to profitability within 22 years, and insisted the shares were a good opportunity.\n\nOne stockbroker said: "At 0.0001 the RBS shares are something of a bargain as they could go as high as 0.0002 pence by 2035."\n\nHowever, that sparked allegations that the Government was selling off its stake in the bank too cheaply. Suffolk county council Labour councillor Dow Jones said: "This sale is a rip-off and has cost Suffolk tax payers £57." \n     \nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'RBS shares sell-off bonanza', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1251-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-08-04 07:11:34', '2015-08-04 07:11:34', '', 1251, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1251-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1259, 1, '2015-08-04 07:11:39', '2015-08-04 07:11:39', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)</b>\r\n\r\nThere was a gold rush in East Anglia today as the Government announced a block sale of shares in the Royal Bank of Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMore than 25 years after it was privatised for being "too backward", the bank has now been dragged into the modern world.\r\n\r\nIt means the Chancellor, George Osborne is confident enough to release a £57 stake, with RBS shares trading at 0.0001 pence each from 8am this morning, sparking a huge scramble from investors to get in on the action.\r\n\r\nThe Royal Bank of Suffolk was formed in Wickham Market in 1876 when it had a unique approach to funding, using only swedes, pigs and potatoes as currency.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg" alt="barn-old" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1255" /></a></center><center><i>The plush RBS headquarters in Wickham Market</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAs other national banks grew to become huge corporations, the Royal Bank of Suffolk refused to reform, and did not even start offering essential financial services to Suffolk residents until 1953.\r\n\r\nThat\'s when the first tractor loan scheme was introduced, followed by the first ISA investments (Ipswich Seed Association), which allowed customers to club together and buy seed for growing turnips, swedes, onions and barley.\r\n\r\nHowever, the RBS was rocked by scandal in the 1990s when it got caught in the credit crunch, approving huge  unsecured loans to people trying to buy beach huts at Southwold.\r\n\r\nThere was further bad publicity ten years ago when it was revealed bank executives had pocketed huge bonuses of tens of pounds and free Adnams beer - despite making a loss.\r\n\r\nCity experts predicted the RBS, which is head-quartered in a barn in Wickham Market\'s Church Lane, would return to profitability within 22 years, and insisted the shares were a good opportunity.\r\n\r\nOne stockbroker said: "At 0.0001 the RBS shares are something of a bargain as they could go as high as 0.0002 pence by 2035."\r\n\r\nHowever, that sparked allegations that the Government was selling off its stake in the bank too cheaply. Suffolk county council Labour councillor Dow Jones said: "This sale is a rip-off and has cost Suffolk tax payers £57." \r\n     \r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'RBS shares sell-off bonanza', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1251-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-04 07:11:39', '2015-08-04 07:11:39', '', 1251, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1282, 1, '2015-08-04 20:30:55', '2015-08-04 20:30:55', 'No wonder our post is late with this singing postman.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'The Suffolk singing postman', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '84-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-04 20:30:55', '2015-08-04 20:30:55', '', 84, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/84-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1300, 1, '2015-08-05 07:23:08', '2015-08-05 07:23:08', '<b>Excitement is mounting in Norfolk as Norwich City\'s relegation campaign kicks off this weekend with a bottom-of-the-table clash against mighty Crystal Palace.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries are confident of finishing in the bottom three after their play-off victory at Wembley in May.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd cocky Norwich fans are sure their plucky Carrow Road heroes won\'t let them down.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, who lives in Great Yarmouth with his sister and their two young children, boasted: "If we play to our true potential, we\'ll definitely go down.\r\n\r\n"In manager Alex Neil we have a man who will be able to restrict Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City to scoring just five goals against us. And the likes of Liverpool will be lucky to get three."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3050947?et=5uOfhz1uQA5tKr_xgM-z-Q&viewMoreLink=on&sig=uv17nuW1DCo7SVvJBf6a7YTtufe294oD1Afo-qkjSjQ=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3050947" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans enjoy a close family party held to celebrate relegation</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is sure her team will cook up a relegation treat. A pal said: "She loves a relegation battle and can\'t wait to get started.\r\n\r\n"Delia is a wise old bird. She knows being in the bottom three puts the club in the spotlight, and that can only be a good thing."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:262px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=Ak8ZUpe4S15RnvLiTotTOg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=wzs51oNZB5bhXE7yg89rnMgO3_J5uEekUJWzpRf7gVE=" width="262" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia looks forward to the drop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDefeat at home against Palace will set up the relegation campaign nicely, with the south Londoners\' new striker - ex-Ipswich Town star Connor Wickham - expecting to get a hattrick.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich, who are Norwich\'s bigger East Anglian neighbours, begin their season with a Championship trip to one of the country\'s biggest clubs, Brentford.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norwich relegation campaign begins', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-relegation', '', '', '2016-05-12 06:59:04', '2016-05-12 06:59:04', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1300', 0, 'post', '', 7); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1301, 1, '2015-08-05 06:55:04', '2015-08-05 06:55:04', 'Excitement is mounting in Norfolk as Norwich City\'s relegation campaign kicks off this weekend with a bottom-of-the-table clash against mighty Crystal Palace.\r\n\r\nThe Canaries are expecting to finish in the bottom three after their lucky play-off victory in May.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Norwich relegation campaign begins on Saturday', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1300-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-05 06:55:04', '2015-08-05 06:55:04', '', 1300, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1300-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1304, 1, '2015-08-05 07:22:53', '2015-08-05 07:22:53', 'Excitement is mounting in Norfolk as Norwich City\'s relegation campaign kicks off this weekend with a bottom-of-the-table clash against mighty Crystal Palace.\r\n\r\nThe Canaries are confident of finishing in the bottom three after their play-off victory at Wembley in May.\r\n\r\nAnd cocky Norwich fans are sure their plucky Carrow Road heroes won\'t let them down.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, who lives in Great Yarmouth with his sister and their two young children, boasted: "If we play to our true potential, we\'ll definitely go down.\r\n\r\n"In manager Alex Neil we have a man who will be able to restrict Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City to scoring just five goals against us. And the likes of Liverpool will be lucky to get three."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3050947?et=5uOfhz1uQA5tKr_xgM-z-Q&viewMoreLink=on&sig=uv17nuW1DCo7SVvJBf6a7YTtufe294oD1Afo-qkjSjQ=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3050947" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans enjoy a family party held to celebrate relegation</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is sure her team will cook up a relegation treat. A pal said: "She loves a relegation battle and can\'t wait to get started.\r\n\r\n"Delia is a wise old bird. She knows being in the bottom three puts the club in the spotlight, and that can only be a good thing."\r\n\r\nCenter><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:262px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=Ak8ZUpe4S15RnvLiTotTOg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=wzs51oNZB5bhXE7yg89rnMgO3_J5uEekUJWzpRf7gVE=" width="262" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia looks forward to the drop/center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDefeat at home against Palace will set up the relegation campaign nicely, with the south Londoners\' new striker - ex-Ipswich Town star Connor Wickham - expecting to get a hattrick.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich, who are Norwich\'s bigger East Anglian neighbours, begin their season with a Championship trip to one of the country\'s biggest clubs, Brentford.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Norwich relegation campaign begins on Saturday', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1300-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-05 07:22:53', '2015-08-05 07:22:53', '', 1300, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1300-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1305, 1, '2015-08-05 07:27:41', '2015-08-05 07:27:41', 'Excitement is mounting in Norfolk as Norwich City\'s relegation campaign kicks off this weekend with a bottom-of-the-table clash against mighty Crystal Palace.\r\n\r\nThe Canaries are confident of finishing in the bottom three after their play-off victory at Wembley in May.\r\n\r\nAnd cocky Norwich fans are sure their plucky Carrow Road heroes won\'t let them down.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, who lives in Great Yarmouth with his sister and their two young children, boasted: "If we play to our true potential, we\'ll definitely go down.\r\n\r\n"In manager Alex Neil we have a man who will be able to restrict Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City to scoring just five goals against us. And the likes of Liverpool will be lucky to get three."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3050947?et=5uOfhz1uQA5tKr_xgM-z-Q&viewMoreLink=on&sig=uv17nuW1DCo7SVvJBf6a7YTtufe294oD1Afo-qkjSjQ=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3050947" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans enjoy a family party held to celebrate relegation</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is sure her team will cook up a relegation treat. A pal said: "She loves a relegation battle and can\'t wait to get started.\r\n\r\n"Delia is a wise old bird. She knows being in the bottom three puts the club in the spotlight, and that can only be a good thing."\r\n\r\nCenter><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:262px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=Ak8ZUpe4S15RnvLiTotTOg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=wzs51oNZB5bhXE7yg89rnMgO3_J5uEekUJWzpRf7gVE=" width="262" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia looks forward to the drop/center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDefeat at home against Palace will set up the relegation campaign nicely, with the south Londoners\' new striker - ex-Ipswich Town star Connor Wickham - expecting to get a hattrick.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich, who are Norwich\'s bigger East Anglian neighbours, begin their season with a Championship trip to one of the country\'s biggest clubs, Brentford.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Norwich relegation campaign begins', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1300-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-05 07:27:41', '2015-08-05 07:27:41', '', 1300, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1300-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1306, 1, '2015-08-05 07:30:58', '2015-08-05 07:30:58', 'Excitement is mounting in Norfolk as Norwich City\'s relegation campaign kicks off this weekend with a bottom-of-the-table clash against mighty Crystal Palace.\n\nThe Canaries are confident of finishing in the bottom three after their play-off victory at Wembley in May.\n\nAnd cocky Norwich fans are sure their plucky Carrow Road heroes won\'t let them down.\n\nDwayne Pipe, who lives in Great Yarmouth with his sister and their two young children, boasted: "If we play to our true potential, we\'ll definitely go down.\n\n"In manager Alex Neil we have a man who will be able to restrict Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City to scoring just five goals against us. And the likes of Liverpool will be lucky to get three."\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3050947?et=5uOfhz1uQA5tKr_xgM-z-Q&viewMoreLink=on&sig=uv17nuW1DCo7SVvJBf6a7YTtufe294oD1Afo-qkjSjQ=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3050947" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans enjoy a close family party held to celebrate relegation</center></i><br><br>\n\nClub owner Delia Smith is sure her team will cook up a relegation treat. A pal said: "She loves a relegation battle and can\'t wait to get started.\n\n"Delia is a wise old bird. She knows being in the bottom three puts the club in the spotlight, and that can only be a good thing."\n\nCenter><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:262px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=Ak8ZUpe4S15RnvLiTotTOg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=wzs51oNZB5bhXE7yg89rnMgO3_J5uEekUJWzpRf7gVE=" width="262" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia looks forward to the drop/center></i><br><br>\n\nDefeat at home against Palace will set up the relegation campaign nicely, with the south Londoners\' new striker - ex-Ipswich Town star Connor Wickham - expecting to get a hattrick.\n\nMeanwhile, Ipswich, who are Norwich\'s bigger East Anglian neighbours, begin their season with a Championship trip to one of the country\'s biggest clubs, Brentford.\n\n\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Norwich relegation campaign begins', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1300-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-08-05 07:30:58', '2015-08-05 07:30:58', '', 1300, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1300-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1307, 1, '2015-08-05 07:31:01', '2015-08-05 07:31:01', 'Excitement is mounting in Norfolk as Norwich City\'s relegation campaign kicks off this weekend with a bottom-of-the-table clash against mighty Crystal Palace.\r\n\r\nThe Canaries are confident of finishing in the bottom three after their play-off victory at Wembley in May.\r\n\r\nAnd cocky Norwich fans are sure their plucky Carrow Road heroes won\'t let them down.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, who lives in Great Yarmouth with his sister and their two young children, boasted: "If we play to our true potential, we\'ll definitely go down.\r\n\r\n"In manager Alex Neil we have a man who will be able to restrict Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City to scoring just five goals against us. And the likes of Liverpool will be lucky to get three."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3050947?et=5uOfhz1uQA5tKr_xgM-z-Q&viewMoreLink=on&sig=uv17nuW1DCo7SVvJBf6a7YTtufe294oD1Afo-qkjSjQ=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3050947" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans enjoy a close family party held to celebrate relegation</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is sure her team will cook up a relegation treat. A pal said: "She loves a relegation battle and can\'t wait to get started.\r\n\r\n"Delia is a wise old bird. She knows being in the bottom three puts the club in the spotlight, and that can only be a good thing."\r\n\r\nCenter><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:262px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=Ak8ZUpe4S15RnvLiTotTOg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=wzs51oNZB5bhXE7yg89rnMgO3_J5uEekUJWzpRf7gVE=" width="262" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia looks forward to the drop/center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDefeat at home against Palace will set up the relegation campaign nicely, with the south Londoners\' new striker - ex-Ipswich Town star Connor Wickham - expecting to get a hattrick.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich, who are Norwich\'s bigger East Anglian neighbours, begin their season with a Championship trip to one of the country\'s biggest clubs, Brentford.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Norwich relegation campaign begins', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1300-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-05 07:31:01', '2015-08-05 07:31:01', '', 1300, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1300-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1308, 1, '2015-08-05 07:31:40', '2015-08-05 07:31:40', 'Excitement is mounting in Norfolk as Norwich City\'s relegation campaign kicks off this weekend with a bottom-of-the-table clash against mighty Crystal Palace.\r\n\r\nThe Canaries are confident of finishing in the bottom three after their play-off victory at Wembley in May.\r\n\r\nAnd cocky Norwich fans are sure their plucky Carrow Road heroes won\'t let them down.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, who lives in Great Yarmouth with his sister and their two young children, boasted: "If we play to our true potential, we\'ll definitely go down.\r\n\r\n"In manager Alex Neil we have a man who will be able to restrict Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City to scoring just five goals against us. And the likes of Liverpool will be lucky to get three."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3050947?et=5uOfhz1uQA5tKr_xgM-z-Q&viewMoreLink=on&sig=uv17nuW1DCo7SVvJBf6a7YTtufe294oD1Afo-qkjSjQ=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3050947" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans enjoy a close family party held to celebrate relegation</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is sure her team will cook up a relegation treat. A pal said: "She loves a relegation battle and can\'t wait to get started.\r\n\r\n"Delia is a wise old bird. She knows being in the bottom three puts the club in the spotlight, and that can only be a good thing."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:262px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=Ak8ZUpe4S15RnvLiTotTOg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=wzs51oNZB5bhXE7yg89rnMgO3_J5uEekUJWzpRf7gVE=" width="262" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia looks forward to the drop/center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDefeat at home against Palace will set up the relegation campaign nicely, with the south Londoners\' new striker - ex-Ipswich Town star Connor Wickham - expecting to get a hattrick.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich, who are Norwich\'s bigger East Anglian neighbours, begin their season with a Championship trip to one of the country\'s biggest clubs, Brentford.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Norwich relegation campaign begins', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1300-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-05 07:31:40', '2015-08-05 07:31:40', '', 1300, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1300-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1309, 1, '2015-08-05 07:43:10', '2015-08-05 07:43:10', 'Excitement is mounting in Norfolk as Norwich City\'s relegation campaign kicks off this weekend with a bottom-of-the-table clash against mighty Crystal Palace.\r\n\r\nThe Canaries are confident of finishing in the bottom three after their play-off victory at Wembley in May.\r\n\r\nAnd cocky Norwich fans are sure their plucky Carrow Road heroes won\'t let them down.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, who lives in Great Yarmouth with his sister and their two young children, boasted: "If we play to our true potential, we\'ll definitely go down.\r\n\r\n"In manager Alex Neil we have a man who will be able to restrict Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City to scoring just five goals against us. And the likes of Liverpool will be lucky to get three."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3050947?et=5uOfhz1uQA5tKr_xgM-z-Q&viewMoreLink=on&sig=uv17nuW1DCo7SVvJBf6a7YTtufe294oD1Afo-qkjSjQ=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3050947" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans enjoy a close family party held to celebrate relegation</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is sure her team will cook up a relegation treat. A pal said: "She loves a relegation battle and can\'t wait to get started.\r\n\r\n"Delia is a wise old bird. She knows being in the bottom three puts the club in the spotlight, and that can only be a good thing."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:262px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=Ak8ZUpe4S15RnvLiTotTOg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=wzs51oNZB5bhXE7yg89rnMgO3_J5uEekUJWzpRf7gVE=" width="262" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia looks forward to the drop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDefeat at home against Palace will set up the relegation campaign nicely, with the south Londoners\' new striker - ex-Ipswich Town star Connor Wickham - expecting to get a hattrick.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich, who are Norwich\'s bigger East Anglian neighbours, begin their season with a Championship trip to one of the country\'s biggest clubs, Brentford.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Norwich relegation campaign begins', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1300-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-05 07:43:10', '2015-08-05 07:43:10', '', 1300, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1300-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1314, 1, '2015-08-05 15:42:21', '2015-08-05 15:42:21', 'Dear readers,\r\n\r\nBuy the Suffolk Gazette a beer to help keep the creative juices flowing on Britain\'s best spoof and satire news site!\r\n\r\nYour favourite news resource is produced on a voluntary basis, with the cost of hosting and related internet stuff coming out of our pockets each month.\r\n\r\nWe do get some cash from those kind enough to click on the adverts, but to really help keep us well oiled (literally) you can donate the cost of a pint of beer or two (or three) to us.\r\n\r\nHappily, Paypal can help you with that, so all you have to do is fill out the form below. You\'ll even get a thankyou email from a hopefully-sober Ivor Traktor!\r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\n[seamless-donations]', 'Buy us a beer!', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1313-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-05 15:42:21', '2015-08-05 15:42:21', '', 1313, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1313-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1317, 1, '2015-08-06 07:44:10', '2015-08-06 07:44:10', '<b>A man who fell down a disused well survived for THREE WEEKS by munching on his doner kebab and chips.</b>\r\n\r\nTrevor Jenkins had enjoyed a night out with pals in Ipswich but plunged down a well on a building site when he took a short-cut home.\r\n\r\nUnhurt but stuck and unable to call for help, he would have died were it not for his tasty late-night snack.\r\n\r\nThe doner kebab and chips he had bought from the nearby Ali Baba\'s Yum Yum kebab shop has so many calories that he was able to survive on it for nearly three weeks.\r\n\r\nOnly then did the builders return to site after their mid-summer break and find Mr Jenkins.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/126007427?et=MG6DwtEqTd1RypNfcDXHCg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=tiHyNa6JUmEVW5g1p2Z_qwkspWW70Govfg-tDgOOmuE=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/126007427" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><i>Staff at Ipswich\'s life-saving Ali Baba Yum Yum kebab shop prepare another dish</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe amazing story confirms what pub-goers have been saying for years - that late-night kebabs are good for you.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his home in Westerfield Road, Ipswich, Mr Jenkins said: "I thought I was a goner when I fell down the well with my doner. But my meal kept me alive.\r\n\r\n"I managed to make it last 19 days and wasn\'t hungry at all. I ate a slice of meat every six hours, and a small piece of salad as well. I saved the pitta bread for a treat on Sundays.\r\n\r\n"Never let anyone tell you that kebabs are not good for you."\r\n\r\nExperts estimate a large doner kebab and chips can contain at least 15,000 calories.\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital nutritionist Dai Etishion said: "We stress that late-night fast food like kebab and chips have far too many calories in - luckily this is one case where it helped keep someone alive rather than kill them."\r\n\r\nMr Jenkins, who was able to drink water in the bottom of the well, returned to work last week, where colleagues were delighted to see him back unharmed.\r\n\r\nOne said: "All\'s well that ends well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Doner kebab keeps trapped man alive for weeks', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'doner-kebab-keeps-trapped-man-alive-for-weeks', '', '', '2015-09-02 11:00:30', '2015-09-02 11:00:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1317', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1319, 1, '2015-08-06 07:43:30', '2015-08-06 07:43:30', '<b>A man who fell down a disused well survived for THREE WEEKS by munching on his doner kebab and chips.</b>\r\n\r\nTrevor Jenkins had enjoyed a night out with pals in Ipswich but plunged down a well on a building site when he took a short-cut home.\r\n\r\nUnhurt but stuck and unable to call for help, he would have died were it not for his tasty late-night snack.\r\n\r\nThe doner kebab and chips he had bought from the nearby Ali Baba\'s Yum Yum kebab shop has so many calories that he was able to survive on it for nearly three weeks.\r\n\r\nOnly then did the builders return to site after their mid-summer break and find Mr Jenkins.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/126007427?et=MG6DwtEqTd1RypNfcDXHCg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=tiHyNa6JUmEVW5g1p2Z_qwkspWW70Govfg-tDgOOmuE=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/126007427" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div>Staff at Ipswich\'s life-saving Ali Baba Yum Yum kebab shop prepare another dish</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe amazing story confirms what pub-goers have been saying for years - that late-night kebabs are good for you.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his home in Westerfield Road, Ipswich, Mr Jenkins said: "I thought I was a goner when I fell down the well with my doner. But my meal kept me alive.\r\n\r\n"I managed to make it last 19 days and wasn\'t hungry at all. I ate a slice of meat ever six hours, and a small piece of salad as well. I saved the pitta bread for a treat on Sundays.\r\n\r\n"Never let anyone tell you that kebabs are not good for you."\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital nutritionist Dai Etishion said: "We stress that late-night fast food like kebab and chips have far too many calories in - luckily this is one case where it helped keep someone alive rather than kill them."\r\n\r\nMr Jenkins, who was able to drink water in the bottom of the well, returned to work last week, where colleagues were delighted to see him back unharmed.\r\n\r\nOne said: "All\'s well that ends well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Doner kebab keeps injured man alive for weeks', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1317-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-06 07:43:30', '2015-08-06 07:43:30', '', 1317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1317-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1320, 1, '2015-08-06 07:44:10', '2015-08-06 07:44:10', '<b>A man who fell down a disused well survived for THREE WEEKS by munching on his doner kebab and chips.</b>\r\n\r\nTrevor Jenkins had enjoyed a night out with pals in Ipswich but plunged down a well on a building site when he took a short-cut home.\r\n\r\nUnhurt but stuck and unable to call for help, he would have died were it not for his tasty late-night snack.\r\n\r\nThe doner kebab and chips he had bought from the nearby Ali Baba\'s Yum Yum kebab shop has so many calories that he was able to survive on it for nearly three weeks.\r\n\r\nOnly then did the builders return to site after their mid-summer break and find Mr Jenkins.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/126007427?et=MG6DwtEqTd1RypNfcDXHCg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=tiHyNa6JUmEVW5g1p2Z_qwkspWW70Govfg-tDgOOmuE=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/126007427" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div>Staff at Ipswich\'s life-saving Ali Baba Yum Yum kebab shop prepare another dish</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe amazing story confirms what pub-goers have been saying for years - that late-night kebabs are good for you.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his home in Westerfield Road, Ipswich, Mr Jenkins said: "I thought I was a goner when I fell down the well with my doner. But my meal kept me alive.\r\n\r\n"I managed to make it last 19 days and wasn\'t hungry at all. I ate a slice of meat ever six hours, and a small piece of salad as well. I saved the pitta bread for a treat on Sundays.\r\n\r\n"Never let anyone tell you that kebabs are not good for you."\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital nutritionist Dai Etishion said: "We stress that late-night fast food like kebab and chips have far too many calories in - luckily this is one case where it helped keep someone alive rather than kill them."\r\n\r\nMr Jenkins, who was able to drink water in the bottom of the well, returned to work last week, where colleagues were delighted to see him back unharmed.\r\n\r\nOne said: "All\'s well that ends well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Doner kebab keeps trapped man alive for weeks', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1317-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-06 07:44:10', '2015-08-06 07:44:10', '', 1317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1317-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1321, 1, '2015-08-06 07:48:49', '2015-08-06 07:48:49', '<b>A man who fell down a disused well survived for THREE WEEKS by munching on his doner kebab and chips.</b>\n\nTrevor Jenkins had enjoyed a night out with pals in Ipswich but plunged down a well on a building site when he took a short-cut home.\n\nUnhurt but stuck and unable to call for help, he would have died were it not for his tasty late-night snack.\n\nThe doner kebab and chips he had bought from the nearby Ali Baba\'s Yum Yum kebab shop has so many calories that he was able to survive on it for nearly three weeks.\n\nOnly then did the builders return to site after their mid-summer break and find Mr Jenkins.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/126007427?et=MG6DwtEqTd1RypNfcDXHCg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=tiHyNa6JUmEVW5g1p2Z_qwkspWW70Govfg-tDgOOmuE=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/126007427" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><i>Staff at Ipswich\'s life-saving Ali Baba Yum Yum kebab shop prepare another dish</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe amazing story confirms what pub-goers have been saying for years - that late-night kebabs are good for you.\n\nSpeaking from his home in Westerfield Road, Ipswich, Mr Jenkins said: "I thought I was a goner when I fell down the well with my doner. But my meal kept me alive.\n\n"I managed to make it last 19 days and wasn\'t hungry at all. I ate a slice of meat every six hours, and a small piece of salad as well. I saved the pitta bread for a treat on Sundays.\n\n"Never let anyone tell you that kebabs are not good for you."\n\nExperts estimate a large doner kebab and chips can contain \n\nIpswich Hospital nutritionist Dai Etishion said: "We stress that late-night fast food like kebab and chips have far too many calories in - luckily this is one case where it helped keep someone alive rather than kill them."\n\nMr Jenkins, who was able to drink water in the bottom of the well, returned to work last week, where colleagues were delighted to see him back unharmed.\n\nOne said: "All\'s well that ends well."\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Doner kebab keeps trapped man alive for weeks', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1317-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-08-06 07:48:49', '2015-08-06 07:48:49', '', 1317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1317-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1322, 1, '2015-08-06 07:47:24', '2015-08-06 07:47:24', '<b>A man who fell down a disused well survived for THREE WEEKS by munching on his doner kebab and chips.</b>\r\n\r\nTrevor Jenkins had enjoyed a night out with pals in Ipswich but plunged down a well on a building site when he took a short-cut home.\r\n\r\nUnhurt but stuck and unable to call for help, he would have died were it not for his tasty late-night snack.\r\n\r\nThe doner kebab and chips he had bought from the nearby Ali Baba\'s Yum Yum kebab shop has so many calories that he was able to survive on it for nearly three weeks.\r\n\r\nOnly then did the builders return to site after their mid-summer break and find Mr Jenkins.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/126007427?et=MG6DwtEqTd1RypNfcDXHCg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=tiHyNa6JUmEVW5g1p2Z_qwkspWW70Govfg-tDgOOmuE=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/126007427" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><i>Staff at Ipswich\'s life-saving Ali Baba Yum Yum kebab shop prepare another dish</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe amazing story confirms what pub-goers have been saying for years - that late-night kebabs are good for you.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his home in Westerfield Road, Ipswich, Mr Jenkins said: "I thought I was a goner when I fell down the well with my doner. But my meal kept me alive.\r\n\r\n"I managed to make it last 19 days and wasn\'t hungry at all. I ate a slice of meat ever six hours, and a small piece of salad as well. I saved the pitta bread for a treat on Sundays.\r\n\r\n"Never let anyone tell you that kebabs are not good for you."\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital nutritionist Dai Etishion said: "We stress that late-night fast food like kebab and chips have far too many calories in - luckily this is one case where it helped keep someone alive rather than kill them."\r\n\r\nMr Jenkins, who was able to drink water in the bottom of the well, returned to work last week, where colleagues were delighted to see him back unharmed.\r\n\r\nOne said: "All\'s well that ends well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Doner kebab keeps trapped man alive for weeks', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1317-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-06 07:47:24', '2015-08-06 07:47:24', '', 1317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1317-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1323, 1, '2015-08-06 07:49:11', '2015-08-06 07:49:11', '<b>A man who fell down a disused well survived for THREE WEEKS by munching on his doner kebab and chips.</b>\r\n\r\nTrevor Jenkins had enjoyed a night out with pals in Ipswich but plunged down a well on a building site when he took a short-cut home.\r\n\r\nUnhurt but stuck and unable to call for help, he would have died were it not for his tasty late-night snack.\r\n\r\nThe doner kebab and chips he had bought from the nearby Ali Baba\'s Yum Yum kebab shop has so many calories that he was able to survive on it for nearly three weeks.\r\n\r\nOnly then did the builders return to site after their mid-summer break and find Mr Jenkins.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/126007427?et=MG6DwtEqTd1RypNfcDXHCg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=tiHyNa6JUmEVW5g1p2Z_qwkspWW70Govfg-tDgOOmuE=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/126007427" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><i>Staff at Ipswich\'s life-saving Ali Baba Yum Yum kebab shop prepare another dish</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe amazing story confirms what pub-goers have been saying for years - that late-night kebabs are good for you.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his home in Westerfield Road, Ipswich, Mr Jenkins said: "I thought I was a goner when I fell down the well with my doner. But my meal kept me alive.\r\n\r\n"I managed to make it last 19 days and wasn\'t hungry at all. I ate a slice of meat every six hours, and a small piece of salad as well. I saved the pitta bread for a treat on Sundays.\r\n\r\n"Never let anyone tell you that kebabs are not good for you."\r\n\r\nExperts estimate a large doner kebab and chips can contain at least 15,000 calories.\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital nutritionist Dai Etishion said: "We stress that late-night fast food like kebab and chips have far too many calories in - luckily this is one case where it helped keep someone alive rather than kill them."\r\n\r\nMr Jenkins, who was able to drink water in the bottom of the well, returned to work last week, where colleagues were delighted to see him back unharmed.\r\n\r\nOne said: "All\'s well that ends well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Doner kebab keeps trapped man alive for weeks', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1317-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-06 07:49:11', '2015-08-06 07:49:11', '', 1317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1317-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1324, 1, '2015-08-06 08:41:21', '2015-08-06 08:41:21', '<b>Excitement is mounting in Norfolk as Norwich City\'s relegation campaign kicks off this weekend with a bottom-of-the-table clash against mighty Crystal Palace.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries are confident of finishing in the bottom three after their play-off victory at Wembley in May.\r\n\r\nAnd cocky Norwich fans are sure their plucky Carrow Road heroes won\'t let them down.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, who lives in Great Yarmouth with his sister and their two young children, boasted: "If we play to our true potential, we\'ll definitely go down.\r\n\r\n"In manager Alex Neil we have a man who will be able to restrict Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City to scoring just five goals against us. And the likes of Liverpool will be lucky to get three."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3050947?et=5uOfhz1uQA5tKr_xgM-z-Q&viewMoreLink=on&sig=uv17nuW1DCo7SVvJBf6a7YTtufe294oD1Afo-qkjSjQ=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3050947" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans enjoy a close family party held to celebrate relegation</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is sure her team will cook up a relegation treat. A pal said: "She loves a relegation battle and can\'t wait to get started.\r\n\r\n"Delia is a wise old bird. She knows being in the bottom three puts the club in the spotlight, and that can only be a good thing."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:262px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=Ak8ZUpe4S15RnvLiTotTOg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=wzs51oNZB5bhXE7yg89rnMgO3_J5uEekUJWzpRf7gVE=" width="262" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia looks forward to the drop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDefeat at home against Palace will set up the relegation campaign nicely, with the south Londoners\' new striker - ex-Ipswich Town star Connor Wickham - expecting to get a hattrick.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich, who are Norwich\'s bigger East Anglian neighbours, begin their season with a Championship trip to one of the country\'s biggest clubs, Brentford.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Norwich relegation campaign begins', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1300-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-06 08:41:21', '2015-08-06 08:41:21', '', 1300, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1300-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1325, 1, '2015-08-06 08:42:08', '2015-08-06 08:42:08', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)</b>\r\n\r\n<b>There was a gold rush in East Anglia today as the Government announced a block sale of shares in the Royal Bank of Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nMore than 25 years after it was privatised for being "too backward", the bank has now been dragged into the modern world.\r\n\r\nIt means the Chancellor, George Osborne is confident enough to release a £57 stake, with RBS shares trading at 0.0001 pence each from 8am this morning, sparking a huge scramble from investors to get in on the action.\r\n\r\nThe Royal Bank of Suffolk was formed in Wickham Market in 1876 when it had a unique approach to funding, using only swedes, pigs and potatoes as currency.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg" alt="barn-old" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1255" /></a></center><center><i>The plush RBS headquarters in Wickham Market</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAs other national banks grew to become huge corporations, the Royal Bank of Suffolk refused to reform, and did not even start offering essential financial services to Suffolk residents until 1953.\r\n\r\nThat\'s when the first tractor loan scheme was introduced, followed by the first ISA investments (Ipswich Seed Association), which allowed customers to club together and buy seed for growing turnips, swedes, onions and barley.\r\n\r\nHowever, the RBS was rocked by scandal in the 1990s when it got caught in the credit crunch, approving huge  unsecured loans to people trying to buy beach huts at Southwold.\r\n\r\nThere was further bad publicity ten years ago when it was revealed bank executives had pocketed huge bonuses of tens of pounds and free Adnams beer - despite making a loss.\r\n\r\nCity experts predicted the RBS, which is head-quartered in a barn in Wickham Market\'s Church Lane, would return to profitability within 22 years, and insisted the shares were a good opportunity.\r\n\r\nOne stockbroker said: "At 0.0001 the RBS shares are something of a bargain as they could go as high as 0.0002 pence by 2035."\r\n\r\nHowever, that sparked allegations that the Government was selling off its stake in the bank too cheaply. Suffolk county council Labour councillor Dow Jones said: "This sale is a rip-off and has cost Suffolk tax payers £57." \r\n     \r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'RBS shares sell-off bonanza', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1251-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-06 08:42:08', '2015-08-06 08:42:08', '', 1251, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1326, 1, '2015-08-07 06:36:23', '2015-08-07 06:36:23', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nIpswich has been named as one of the happiest places to live in Britain - on the day police revealed an epidemic of cannabis farms in the town.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile local media reported Ipswich had come third out of 130 towns in a national "happy towns" poll, cops disclosed they had raided 48 illicit drugs factories.\r\n\r\nAnd insiders are now asking: Is the rise in cannabis abuse transforming Suffolk\'s county town from crappy to happy?\r\n\r\nTwelve years after being placed firmly on the Crap Map, Ipswich is now officially "happy" rather than "crappy". In 2003, the charming book Crap Towns – The Fifty Worst Places to Live in the UK, noted no-one would ever go to Ipswich again – unless they liked "low-slung Vauxhall Novas with alloy wheels".\r\n\r\nThe entry, on page 58, may have single-handedly been responsible for the decline of the town, including the closure of the large Co-op in Carr Street, which forced old ladies to get their "nice dresses" elsewhere.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-shopping-centre" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1328" /></a><center><i>Yet more empty shops in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the new "happy town" ranking coincides with police discovering 48 factories over the past five years producing a staggering 6,682 grammes of cannabis.\r\n\r\nSo are the two stories connected?\r\n\r\nWe know that Ipswich beat old rivals Norwich and Colchester by miles in the Rightmove survey of 24,000 people who were asked deeply-searching questions about their hometowns.\r\n\r\nThe survey included questions about décor, pride, neighbourliness and amenities. But what we don\'t know is how much cannabis is produced in Norwich and Colchester compared with Ipswich\'s impressive yields.\r\n\r\nNorwich ranked 37 in the survey and Colchester 62, which means lots of people there may be unhappy with their wallpaper. Dundee scored highest on the question of how happy people are with their home décor. People from Norwich and Colchester have now been advised to visit Dundee for tips on interior design.\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich was delighted with the town\'s ranking, but a woman standing next to him at the opening of a paper bag this week explained: "Oi int surprised we wan third. We got a noice powend shop \'n a McDonalds."\r\n\r\nShe went on to ask the mayor if he had any Rizlas.\r\n\r\nIt is believed that the thriving waterfront, pictured below, the beautiful parks and the wonderful community spirit helped Ipswich go from "crappy" to "happy" within 12 years. It is also thought that those taking part in the survey may not have noticed the many empty shops blighting the town along with the gallons of pigeon shit covering the buildings.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-waterfront" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1327" /></a><center><i>Ipswich waterfront\'s minimalist look</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBorough councillor Ed Insand, portfolio holder for Telling the Truth said many people may also be unaware of the mountains of rubbish bags left outside shops for birds to rip open, spilling the contents all over the chewing-gum splattered streets.\r\n\r\nHe added: "As many people are not in the town at the right time to see this, we usually get away with it."\r\n\r\nWhen asked if he thought the number of cannabis factories in Ipswich had any bearing on the town\'s new status as a "happy town", he cooed: "Wow man – not sure. Pass me the Pringles."\r\n\r\nA woman who did not want to be identified, but who was named locally as 24-year-old mother of eight Beyonce Scaggs, spoke to the Suffolk Gazette outside the offices of Rightmove. We asked her if she had any idea why they carried out the survey, which saw them make headlines across the media.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Nah. Dunno. Come \'ere Tyler, gimme moi fkn lighter back. NOW!"\r\n\r\n* * *\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, visit <a href="http://www.anythingexcepthousework.co.uk" target="_blank">anythingexcepthousework.co.uk</a></i>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ipswich named \'Happy Town\' as cannabis farms raided', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-happy-cannabis-farms', '', '', '2015-09-02 10:59:17', '2015-09-02 10:59:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1326', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1329, 1, '2015-08-07 06:33:31', '2015-08-07 06:33:31', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nIpswich has been named as one of the happiest places to live in Britain - on the day police revealed an epidemic of cannabis farms in the town.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile local media revealed Ipswich had come third out of 130 towns in a national \'happy towns poll\', cops disclosed they had raided 48 illicit drugs factories.\r\n\r\nAnd insiders are now asking: Is it a rise in cannabis abuse that is transforming Suffolk\'s county town from crappy to happy?\r\n\r\nTwelve years after being placed firmly on the Crap Map, Ipswich is now officially "happy" rather than "crappy". In 2003, the charming book Crap Towns – The Fifty Worst Places to Live in the UK, noted no-one would ever go to Ipswich again – unless they liked "low-slung Vauxhall Novas with alloy wheels".\r\n\r\nThe entry, on page 58, may have single-handedly been responsible for the decline of the town, including the closure of the large Co-op in Carr Street, which forced old ladies to get their "nice dresses" elsewhere.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-shopping-centre" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1328" /></a><center><i>Yet more empty shops in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the new "happy town" ranking coincides with police discovering 48 factories over the past five years producing a staggering 6,682 grammes of cannabis.\r\n\r\nSo are the two stories connected?\r\n\r\nWe know that Ipswich beat old rivals Norwich and Colchester by miles after coming third in the Rightmove survey of 24,000 people who were asked deeply searching questions about their hometowns.\r\n\r\nThe survey included questions about décor, pride, neighbourliness and amenities. But what we don\'t know is how much cannabis is produced in Norwich and Colchester compared with Ipswich\'s impressive yields.\r\n\r\nNorwich ranked 37 in the survey and Colchester 62, which means lots of people there may be unhappy with their wallpaper. Dundee scored highest on the question of how happy people are with their home décor. People from Norwich and Colchester have been advised to visit Dundee for tips on interior design.\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich was delighted with the town\'s ranking, but a woman standing next to him at the opening of a paper bag this week explained: "Oi int surprised we wan third. We got a noice powend shop \'n a McDonalds."\r\n\r\nShe went on to ask the mayor if he had any Rizlas.\r\n\r\nIt is believed that the thriving waterfront, pictured below, the beautiful parks and the wonderful community spirit helped Ipswich go from "crappy" to "happy" within 12 years. It is also thought that those taking part in the survey may not have noticed the many empty shops blighting the town along with the gallons of pigeon shit covering the buildings.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-waterfront" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1327" /></a><center><i>Ipswich waterfront\'s minimalist look</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBorough councillor Ed Insand, portfolio holder for Telling the Truth said many people may also be unaware of the mountains of rubbish bags left outside shops for birds to rip open, spilling the contents all over the chewing-gum splattered streets.\r\n\r\nHe added: "As many people are not in the town at the right time to see this, we usually get away with it."\r\n\r\nWhen asked if he thought the number of cannabis factories in Ipswich had any bearing on the town\'s new status as a "happy town", he cooed: "Wow man – not sure. Pass me the Pringles."\r\n\r\nA woman who did not want to be identified, but who was named locally as 24-year-old mother of eight Beyonce Scaggs, spoke to the Suffolk Gazette outside the offices of Rightmove. We asked her if she had any idea why they carried out the survey, which saw them make headlines across the media.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Nah. Dunno. Come \'ere Tyler, gimme moi fkn lighter back. NOW!"\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Ipswich named \'Happy Town\' as cannabis farms raided', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1326-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 06:33:31', '2015-08-07 06:33:31', '', 1326, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1326-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1330, 1, '2015-08-07 06:56:13', '2015-08-07 06:56:13', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Rob Banks\nCrime Editor\n\nIpswich has been named as one of the happiest places to live in Britain - on the day police revealed an epidemic of cannabis farms in the town.</b>\n\nWhile local media reported Ipswich had come third out of 130 towns in a national "happy towns" poll, cops disclosed they had raided 48 illicit drugs factories.\n\nAnd insiders are now asking: Is the rise in cannabis abuse transforming Suffolk\'s county town from crappy to happy?\n\nTwelve years after being placed firmly on the Crap Map, Ipswich is now officially "happy" rather than "crappy". In 2003, the charming book Crap Towns – The Fifty Worst Places to Live in the UK, noted no-one would ever go to Ipswich again – unless they liked "low-slung Vauxhall Novas with alloy wheels".\n\nThe entry, on page 58, may have single-handedly been responsible for the decline of the town, including the closure of the large Co-op in Carr Street, which forced old ladies to get their "nice dresses" elsewhere.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-shopping-centre" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1328" /></a><center><i>Yet more empty shops in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\n\nBut the new "happy town" ranking coincides with police discovering 48 factories over the past five years producing a staggering 6,682 grammes of cannabis.\n\nSo are the two stories connected?\n\nWe know that Ipswich beat old rivals Norwich and Colchester by miles in the Rightmove survey of 24,000 people who were asked deeply-searching questions about their hometowns.\n\nThe survey included questions about décor, pride, neighbourliness and amenities. But what we don\'t know is how much cannabis is produced in Norwich and Colchester compared with Ipswich\'s impressive yields.\n\nNorwich ranked 37 in the survey and Colchester 62, which means lots of people there may be unhappy with their wallpaper. Dundee scored highest on the question of how happy people are with their home décor. People from Norwich and Colchester have now been advised to visit Dundee for tips on interior design.\n\nThe Mayor of Ipswich was delighted with the town\'s ranking, but a woman standing next to him at the opening of a paper bag this week explained: "Oi int surprised we wan third. We got a noice powend shop \'n a McDonalds."\n\nShe went on to ask the mayor if he had any Rizlas.\n\nIt is believed that the thriving waterfront, pictured below, the beautiful parks and the wonderful community spirit helped Ipswich go from "crappy" to "happy" within 12 years. It is also thought that those taking part in the survey may not have noticed the many empty shops blighting the town along with the gallons of pigeon shit covering the buildings.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-waterfront" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1327" /></a><center><i>Ipswich waterfront\'s minimalist look</center></i><br><br>\n\nBorough councillor Ed Insand, portfolio holder for Telling the Truth said many people may also be unaware of the mountains of rubbish bags left outside shops for birds to rip open, spilling the contents all over the chewing-gum splattered streets.\n\nHe added: "As many people are not in the town at the right time to see this, we usually get away with it."\n\nWhen asked if he thought the number of cannabis factories in Ipswich had any bearing on the town\'s new status as a "happy town", he cooed: "Wow man – not sure. Pass me the Pringles."\n\nA woman who did not want to be identified, but who was named locally as 24-year-old mother of eight Beyonce Scaggs, spoke to the Suffolk Gazette outside the offices of Rightmove. We asked her if she had any idea why they carried out the survey, which saw them make headlines across the media.\n\nShe said: "Nah. Dunno. Come \'ere Tyler, gimme moi fkn lighter back. NOW!"\n\n* * *\n\n<i>To read more from this contributor, visit <a href="http://www.anythingexcepthousework.co.uk" target="_blank">anythingexcepthousework.co.uk</a></i>\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Ipswich named \'Happy Town\' as cannabis farms raided', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1326-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 06:56:13', '2015-08-07 06:56:13', '', 1326, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1326-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1331, 1, '2015-08-07 06:38:57', '2015-08-07 06:38:57', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nIpswich has been named as one of the happiest places to live in Britain - on the day police revealed an epidemic of cannabis farms in the town.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile local media revealed Ipswich had come third out of 130 towns in a national \'happy towns poll\', cops disclosed they had raided 48 illicit drugs factories.\r\n\r\nAnd insiders are now asking: Is it a rise in cannabis abuse that is transforming Suffolk\'s county town from crappy to happy?\r\n\r\nTwelve years after being placed firmly on the Crap Map, Ipswich is now officially "happy" rather than "crappy". In 2003, the charming book Crap Towns – The Fifty Worst Places to Live in the UK, noted no-one would ever go to Ipswich again – unless they liked "low-slung Vauxhall Novas with alloy wheels".\r\n\r\nThe entry, on page 58, may have single-handedly been responsible for the decline of the town, including the closure of the large Co-op in Carr Street, which forced old ladies to get their "nice dresses" elsewhere.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-shopping-centre" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1328" /></a><center><i>Yet more empty shops in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the new "happy town" ranking coincides with police discovering 48 factories over the past five years producing a staggering 6,682 grammes of cannabis.\r\n\r\nSo are the two stories connected?\r\n\r\nWe know that Ipswich beat old rivals Norwich and Colchester by miles after coming third in the Rightmove survey of 24,000 people who were asked deeply searching questions about their hometowns.\r\n\r\nThe survey included questions about décor, pride, neighbourliness and amenities. But what we don\'t know is how much cannabis is produced in Norwich and Colchester compared with Ipswich\'s impressive yields.\r\n\r\nNorwich ranked 37 in the survey and Colchester 62, which means lots of people there may be unhappy with their wallpaper. Dundee scored highest on the question of how happy people are with their home décor. People from Norwich and Colchester have been advised to visit Dundee for tips on interior design.\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich was delighted with the town\'s ranking, but a woman standing next to him at the opening of a paper bag this week explained: "Oi int surprised we wan third. We got a noice powend shop \'n a McDonalds."\r\n\r\nShe went on to ask the mayor if he had any Rizlas.\r\n\r\nIt is believed that the thriving waterfront, pictured below, the beautiful parks and the wonderful community spirit helped Ipswich go from "crappy" to "happy" within 12 years. It is also thought that those taking part in the survey may not have noticed the many empty shops blighting the town along with the gallons of pigeon shit covering the buildings.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-waterfront" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1327" /></a><center><i>Ipswich waterfront\'s minimalist look</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBorough councillor Ed Insand, portfolio holder for Telling the Truth said many people may also be unaware of the mountains of rubbish bags left outside shops for birds to rip open, spilling the contents all over the chewing-gum splattered streets.\r\n\r\nHe added: "As many people are not in the town at the right time to see this, we usually get away with it."\r\n\r\nWhen asked if he thought the number of cannabis factories in Ipswich had any bearing on the town\'s new status as a "happy town", he cooed: "Wow man – not sure. Pass me the Pringles."\r\n\r\nA woman who did not want to be identified, but who was named locally as 24-year-old mother of eight Beyonce Scaggs, spoke to the Suffolk Gazette outside the offices of Rightmove. We asked her if she had any idea why they carried out the survey, which saw them make headlines across the media.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Nah. Dunno. Come \'ere Tyler, gimme moi fkn lighter back. NOW!"\r\n\r\n* * *\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, visit <a href="http://www.anythingexcepthousework.co.uk" target="_blank">anythingexcepthousework.co.uk</a></i>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Ipswich named \'Happy Town\' as cannabis farms raided', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1326-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 06:38:57', '2015-08-07 06:38:57', '', 1326, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1326-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1332, 1, '2015-08-07 06:41:38', '2015-08-07 06:41:38', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nIpswich has been named as one of the happiest places to live in Britain - on the day police revealed an epidemic of cannabis farms in the town.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile local media disclosed Ipswich had come third out of 130 towns in a national \'happy towns poll\', cops disclosed they had raided 48 illicit drugs factories.\r\n\r\nAnd insiders are now asking: Is it a rise in cannabis abuse that is transforming Suffolk\'s county town from crappy to happy?\r\n\r\nTwelve years after being placed firmly on the Crap Map, Ipswich is now officially "happy" rather than "crappy". In 2003, the charming book Crap Towns – The Fifty Worst Places to Live in the UK, noted no-one would ever go to Ipswich again – unless they liked "low-slung Vauxhall Novas with alloy wheels".\r\n\r\nThe entry, on page 58, may have single-handedly been responsible for the decline of the town, including the closure of the large Co-op in Carr Street, which forced old ladies to get their "nice dresses" elsewhere.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-shopping-centre" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1328" /></a><center><i>Yet more empty shops in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the new "happy town" ranking coincides with police discovering 48 factories over the past five years producing a staggering 6,682 grammes of cannabis.\r\n\r\nSo are the two stories connected?\r\n\r\nWe know that Ipswich beat old rivals Norwich and Colchester by miles after coming third in the Rightmove survey of 24,000 people who were asked deeply searching questions about their hometowns.\r\n\r\nThe survey included questions about décor, pride, neighbourliness and amenities. But what we don\'t know is how much cannabis is produced in Norwich and Colchester compared with Ipswich\'s impressive yields.\r\n\r\nNorwich ranked 37 in the survey and Colchester 62, which means lots of people there may be unhappy with their wallpaper. Dundee scored highest on the question of how happy people are with their home décor. People from Norwich and Colchester have been advised to visit Dundee for tips on interior design.\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich was delighted with the town\'s ranking, but a woman standing next to him at the opening of a paper bag this week explained: "Oi int surprised we wan third. We got a noice powend shop \'n a McDonalds."\r\n\r\nShe went on to ask the mayor if he had any Rizlas.\r\n\r\nIt is believed that the thriving waterfront, pictured below, the beautiful parks and the wonderful community spirit helped Ipswich go from "crappy" to "happy" within 12 years. It is also thought that those taking part in the survey may not have noticed the many empty shops blighting the town along with the gallons of pigeon shit covering the buildings.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-waterfront" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1327" /></a><center><i>Ipswich waterfront\'s minimalist look</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBorough councillor Ed Insand, portfolio holder for Telling the Truth said many people may also be unaware of the mountains of rubbish bags left outside shops for birds to rip open, spilling the contents all over the chewing-gum splattered streets.\r\n\r\nHe added: "As many people are not in the town at the right time to see this, we usually get away with it."\r\n\r\nWhen asked if he thought the number of cannabis factories in Ipswich had any bearing on the town\'s new status as a "happy town", he cooed: "Wow man – not sure. Pass me the Pringles."\r\n\r\nA woman who did not want to be identified, but who was named locally as 24-year-old mother of eight Beyonce Scaggs, spoke to the Suffolk Gazette outside the offices of Rightmove. We asked her if she had any idea why they carried out the survey, which saw them make headlines across the media.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Nah. Dunno. Come \'ere Tyler, gimme moi fkn lighter back. NOW!"\r\n\r\n* * *\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, visit <a href="http://www.anythingexcepthousework.co.uk" target="_blank">anythingexcepthousework.co.uk</a></i>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Ipswich named \'Happy Town\' as cannabis farms raided', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1326-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 06:41:38', '2015-08-07 06:41:38', '', 1326, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1326-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1333, 1, '2015-08-07 06:45:42', '2015-08-07 06:45:42', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nIpswich has been named as one of the happiest places to live in Britain - on the day police revealed an epidemic of cannabis farms in the town.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile local media reported Ipswich had come third out of 130 towns in a national "happy towns" poll, cops disclosed they had raided 48 illicit drugs factories.\r\n\r\nAnd insiders are now asking: Is it a rise in cannabis abuse that is transforming Suffolk\'s county town from crappy to happy?\r\n\r\nTwelve years after being placed firmly on the Crap Map, Ipswich is now officially "happy" rather than "crappy". In 2003, the charming book Crap Towns – The Fifty Worst Places to Live in the UK, noted no-one would ever go to Ipswich again – unless they liked "low-slung Vauxhall Novas with alloy wheels".\r\n\r\nThe entry, on page 58, may have single-handedly been responsible for the decline of the town, including the closure of the large Co-op in Carr Street, which forced old ladies to get their "nice dresses" elsewhere.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-shopping-centre" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1328" /></a><center><i>Yet more empty shops in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the new "happy town" ranking coincides with police discovering 48 factories over the past five years producing a staggering 6,682 grammes of cannabis.\r\n\r\nSo are the two stories connected?\r\n\r\nWe know that Ipswich beat old rivals Norwich and Colchester by miles after coming third in the Rightmove survey of 24,000 people who were asked deeply searching questions about their hometowns.\r\n\r\nThe survey included questions about décor, pride, neighbourliness and amenities. But what we don\'t know is how much cannabis is produced in Norwich and Colchester compared with Ipswich\'s impressive yields.\r\n\r\nNorwich ranked 37 in the survey and Colchester 62, which means lots of people there may be unhappy with their wallpaper. Dundee scored highest on the question of how happy people are with their home décor. People from Norwich and Colchester have been advised to visit Dundee for tips on interior design.\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich was delighted with the town\'s ranking, but a woman standing next to him at the opening of a paper bag this week explained: "Oi int surprised we wan third. We got a noice powend shop \'n a McDonalds."\r\n\r\nShe went on to ask the mayor if he had any Rizlas.\r\n\r\nIt is believed that the thriving waterfront, pictured below, the beautiful parks and the wonderful community spirit helped Ipswich go from "crappy" to "happy" within 12 years. It is also thought that those taking part in the survey may not have noticed the many empty shops blighting the town along with the gallons of pigeon shit covering the buildings.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-waterfront" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1327" /></a><center><i>Ipswich waterfront\'s minimalist look</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBorough councillor Ed Insand, portfolio holder for Telling the Truth said many people may also be unaware of the mountains of rubbish bags left outside shops for birds to rip open, spilling the contents all over the chewing-gum splattered streets.\r\n\r\nHe added: "As many people are not in the town at the right time to see this, we usually get away with it."\r\n\r\nWhen asked if he thought the number of cannabis factories in Ipswich had any bearing on the town\'s new status as a "happy town", he cooed: "Wow man – not sure. Pass me the Pringles."\r\n\r\nA woman who did not want to be identified, but who was named locally as 24-year-old mother of eight Beyonce Scaggs, spoke to the Suffolk Gazette outside the offices of Rightmove. We asked her if she had any idea why they carried out the survey, which saw them make headlines across the media.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Nah. Dunno. Come \'ere Tyler, gimme moi fkn lighter back. NOW!"\r\n\r\n* * *\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, visit <a href="http://www.anythingexcepthousework.co.uk" target="_blank">anythingexcepthousework.co.uk</a></i>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Ipswich named \'Happy Town\' as cannabis farms raided', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1326-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 06:45:42', '2015-08-07 06:45:42', '', 1326, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1326-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1334, 1, '2015-08-07 06:53:11', '2015-08-07 06:53:11', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nIpswich has been named as one of the happiest places to live in Britain - on the day police revealed an epidemic of cannabis farms in the town.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile local media reported Ipswich had come third out of 130 towns in a national "happy towns" poll, cops disclosed they had raided 48 illicit drugs factories.\r\n\r\nAnd insiders are now asking: Is the rise in cannabis abuse transforming Suffolk\'s county town from crappy to happy?\r\n\r\nTwelve years after being placed firmly on the Crap Map, Ipswich is now officially "happy" rather than "crappy". In 2003, the charming book Crap Towns – The Fifty Worst Places to Live in the UK, noted no-one would ever go to Ipswich again – unless they liked "low-slung Vauxhall Novas with alloy wheels".\r\n\r\nThe entry, on page 58, may have single-handedly been responsible for the decline of the town, including the closure of the large Co-op in Carr Street, which forced old ladies to get their "nice dresses" elsewhere.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-shopping-centre" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1328" /></a><center><i>Yet more empty shops in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the new "happy town" ranking coincides with police discovering 48 factories over the past five years producing a staggering 6,682 grammes of cannabis.\r\n\r\nSo are the two stories connected?\r\n\r\nWe know that Ipswich beat old rivals Norwich and Colchester by miles after coming third in the Rightmove survey of 24,000 people who were asked deeply searching questions about their hometowns.\r\n\r\nThe survey included questions about décor, pride, neighbourliness and amenities. But what we don\'t know is how much cannabis is produced in Norwich and Colchester compared with Ipswich\'s impressive yields.\r\n\r\nNorwich ranked 37 in the survey and Colchester 62, which means lots of people there may be unhappy with their wallpaper. Dundee scored highest on the question of how happy people are with their home décor. People from Norwich and Colchester have been advised to visit Dundee for tips on interior design.\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich was delighted with the town\'s ranking, but a woman standing next to him at the opening of a paper bag this week explained: "Oi int surprised we wan third. We got a noice powend shop \'n a McDonalds."\r\n\r\nShe went on to ask the mayor if he had any Rizlas.\r\n\r\nIt is believed that the thriving waterfront, pictured below, the beautiful parks and the wonderful community spirit helped Ipswich go from "crappy" to "happy" within 12 years. It is also thought that those taking part in the survey may not have noticed the many empty shops blighting the town along with the gallons of pigeon shit covering the buildings.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-waterfront" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1327" /></a><center><i>Ipswich waterfront\'s minimalist look</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBorough councillor Ed Insand, portfolio holder for Telling the Truth said many people may also be unaware of the mountains of rubbish bags left outside shops for birds to rip open, spilling the contents all over the chewing-gum splattered streets.\r\n\r\nHe added: "As many people are not in the town at the right time to see this, we usually get away with it."\r\n\r\nWhen asked if he thought the number of cannabis factories in Ipswich had any bearing on the town\'s new status as a "happy town", he cooed: "Wow man – not sure. Pass me the Pringles."\r\n\r\nA woman who did not want to be identified, but who was named locally as 24-year-old mother of eight Beyonce Scaggs, spoke to the Suffolk Gazette outside the offices of Rightmove. We asked her if she had any idea why they carried out the survey, which saw them make headlines across the media.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Nah. Dunno. Come \'ere Tyler, gimme moi fkn lighter back. NOW!"\r\n\r\n* * *\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, visit <a href="http://www.anythingexcepthousework.co.uk" target="_blank">anythingexcepthousework.co.uk</a></i>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Ipswich named \'Happy Town\' as cannabis farms raided', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1326-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 06:53:11', '2015-08-07 06:53:11', '', 1326, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1326-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1335, 1, '2015-08-07 06:56:18', '2015-08-07 06:56:18', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nIpswich has been named as one of the happiest places to live in Britain - on the day police revealed an epidemic of cannabis farms in the town.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile local media reported Ipswich had come third out of 130 towns in a national "happy towns" poll, cops disclosed they had raided 48 illicit drugs factories.\r\n\r\nAnd insiders are now asking: Is the rise in cannabis abuse transforming Suffolk\'s county town from crappy to happy?\r\n\r\nTwelve years after being placed firmly on the Crap Map, Ipswich is now officially "happy" rather than "crappy". In 2003, the charming book Crap Towns – The Fifty Worst Places to Live in the UK, noted no-one would ever go to Ipswich again – unless they liked "low-slung Vauxhall Novas with alloy wheels".\r\n\r\nThe entry, on page 58, may have single-handedly been responsible for the decline of the town, including the closure of the large Co-op in Carr Street, which forced old ladies to get their "nice dresses" elsewhere.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-shopping-centre" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1328" /></a><center><i>Yet more empty shops in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the new "happy town" ranking coincides with police discovering 48 factories over the past five years producing a staggering 6,682 grammes of cannabis.\r\n\r\nSo are the two stories connected?\r\n\r\nWe know that Ipswich beat old rivals Norwich and Colchester by miles in the Rightmove survey of 24,000 people who were asked deeply-searching questions about their hometowns.\r\n\r\nThe survey included questions about décor, pride, neighbourliness and amenities. But what we don\'t know is how much cannabis is produced in Norwich and Colchester compared with Ipswich\'s impressive yields.\r\n\r\nNorwich ranked 37 in the survey and Colchester 62, which means lots of people there may be unhappy with their wallpaper. Dundee scored highest on the question of how happy people are with their home décor. People from Norwich and Colchester have now been advised to visit Dundee for tips on interior design.\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich was delighted with the town\'s ranking, but a woman standing next to him at the opening of a paper bag this week explained: "Oi int surprised we wan third. We got a noice powend shop \'n a McDonalds."\r\n\r\nShe went on to ask the mayor if he had any Rizlas.\r\n\r\nIt is believed that the thriving waterfront, pictured below, the beautiful parks and the wonderful community spirit helped Ipswich go from "crappy" to "happy" within 12 years. It is also thought that those taking part in the survey may not have noticed the many empty shops blighting the town along with the gallons of pigeon shit covering the buildings.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-waterfront" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1327" /></a><center><i>Ipswich waterfront\'s minimalist look</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBorough councillor Ed Insand, portfolio holder for Telling the Truth said many people may also be unaware of the mountains of rubbish bags left outside shops for birds to rip open, spilling the contents all over the chewing-gum splattered streets.\r\n\r\nHe added: "As many people are not in the town at the right time to see this, we usually get away with it."\r\n\r\nWhen asked if he thought the number of cannabis factories in Ipswich had any bearing on the town\'s new status as a "happy town", he cooed: "Wow man – not sure. Pass me the Pringles."\r\n\r\nA woman who did not want to be identified, but who was named locally as 24-year-old mother of eight Beyonce Scaggs, spoke to the Suffolk Gazette outside the offices of Rightmove. We asked her if she had any idea why they carried out the survey, which saw them make headlines across the media.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Nah. Dunno. Come \'ere Tyler, gimme moi fkn lighter back. NOW!"\r\n\r\n* * *\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, visit <a href="http://www.anythingexcepthousework.co.uk" target="_blank">anythingexcepthousework.co.uk</a></i>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Ipswich named \'Happy Town\' as cannabis farms raided', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1326-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 06:56:18', '2015-08-07 06:56:18', '', 1326, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1326-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1338, 1, '2015-08-07 09:26:02', '2015-08-07 09:26:02', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nIpswich has been named as one of the happiest places to live in Britain - on the day police revealed an epidemic of cannabis farms in the town.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile local media reported Ipswich had come third out of 130 towns in a national "happy towns" poll, cops disclosed they had raided 48 illicit drugs factories.\r\n\r\nAnd insiders are now asking: Is the rise in cannabis abuse transforming Suffolk\'s county town from crappy to happy?\r\n\r\nTwelve years after being placed firmly on the Crap Map, Ipswich is now officially "happy" rather than "crappy". In 2003, the charming book Crap Towns – The Fifty Worst Places to Live in the UK, noted no-one would ever go to Ipswich again – unless they liked "low-slung Vauxhall Novas with alloy wheels".\r\n\r\nThe entry, on page 58, may have single-handedly been responsible for the decline of the town, including the closure of the large Co-op in Carr Street, which forced old ladies to get their "nice dresses" elsewhere.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-shopping-centre-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-shopping-centre" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1328" /></a><center><i>Yet more empty shops in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the new "happy town" ranking coincides with police discovering 48 factories over the past five years producing a staggering 6,682 grammes of cannabis.\r\n\r\nSo are the two stories connected?\r\n\r\nWe know that Ipswich beat old rivals Norwich and Colchester by miles in the Rightmove survey of 24,000 people who were asked deeply-searching questions about their hometowns.\r\n\r\nThe survey included questions about décor, pride, neighbourliness and amenities. But what we don\'t know is how much cannabis is produced in Norwich and Colchester compared with Ipswich\'s impressive yields.\r\n\r\nNorwich ranked 37 in the survey and Colchester 62, which means lots of people there may be unhappy with their wallpaper. Dundee scored highest on the question of how happy people are with their home décor. People from Norwich and Colchester have now been advised to visit Dundee for tips on interior design.\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich was delighted with the town\'s ranking, but a woman standing next to him at the opening of a paper bag this week explained: "Oi int surprised we wan third. We got a noice powend shop \'n a McDonalds."\r\n\r\nShe went on to ask the mayor if he had any Rizlas.\r\n\r\nIt is believed that the thriving waterfront, pictured below, the beautiful parks and the wonderful community spirit helped Ipswich go from "crappy" to "happy" within 12 years. It is also thought that those taking part in the survey may not have noticed the many empty shops blighting the town along with the gallons of pigeon shit covering the buildings.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ipswich-waterfront-560x400.jpeg" alt="ipswich-waterfront" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-1327" /></a><center><i>Ipswich waterfront\'s minimalist look</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBorough councillor Ed Insand, portfolio holder for Telling the Truth said many people may also be unaware of the mountains of rubbish bags left outside shops for birds to rip open, spilling the contents all over the chewing-gum splattered streets.\r\n\r\nHe added: "As many people are not in the town at the right time to see this, we usually get away with it."\r\n\r\nWhen asked if he thought the number of cannabis factories in Ipswich had any bearing on the town\'s new status as a "happy town", he cooed: "Wow man – not sure. Pass me the Pringles."\r\n\r\nA woman who did not want to be identified, but who was named locally as 24-year-old mother of eight Beyonce Scaggs, spoke to the Suffolk Gazette outside the offices of Rightmove. We asked her if she had any idea why they carried out the survey, which saw them make headlines across the media.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Nah. Dunno. Come \'ere Tyler, gimme moi fkn lighter back. NOW!"\r\n\r\n* * *\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, visit <a href="http://www.anythingexcepthousework.co.uk" target="_blank">anythingexcepthousework.co.uk</a></i>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ipswich named \'Happy Town\' as cannabis farms raided', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1326-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 09:26:02', '2015-08-07 09:26:02', '', 1326, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1326-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1339, 1, '2015-08-07 09:31:42', '2015-08-07 09:31:42', '<b>A man who fell down a disused well survived for THREE WEEKS by munching on his doner kebab and chips.</b>\r\n\r\nTrevor Jenkins had enjoyed a night out with pals in Ipswich but plunged down a well on a building site when he took a short-cut home.\r\n\r\nUnhurt but stuck and unable to call for help, he would have died were it not for his tasty late-night snack.\r\n\r\nThe doner kebab and chips he had bought from the nearby Ali Baba\'s Yum Yum kebab shop has so many calories that he was able to survive on it for nearly three weeks.\r\n\r\nOnly then did the builders return to site after their mid-summer break and find Mr Jenkins.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/126007427?et=MG6DwtEqTd1RypNfcDXHCg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=tiHyNa6JUmEVW5g1p2Z_qwkspWW70Govfg-tDgOOmuE=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/126007427" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><i>Staff at Ipswich\'s life-saving Ali Baba Yum Yum kebab shop prepare another dish</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe amazing story confirms what pub-goers have been saying for years - that late-night kebabs are good for you.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his home in Westerfield Road, Ipswich, Mr Jenkins said: "I thought I was a goner when I fell down the well with my doner. But my meal kept me alive.\r\n\r\n"I managed to make it last 19 days and wasn\'t hungry at all. I ate a slice of meat every six hours, and a small piece of salad as well. I saved the pitta bread for a treat on Sundays.\r\n\r\n"Never let anyone tell you that kebabs are not good for you."\r\n\r\nExperts estimate a large doner kebab and chips can contain at least 15,000 calories.\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital nutritionist Dai Etishion said: "We stress that late-night fast food like kebab and chips have far too many calories in - luckily this is one case where it helped keep someone alive rather than kill them."\r\n\r\nMr Jenkins, who was able to drink water in the bottom of the well, returned to work last week, where colleagues were delighted to see him back unharmed.\r\n\r\nOne said: "All\'s well that ends well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Doner kebab keeps trapped man alive for weeks', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1317-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 09:31:42', '2015-08-07 09:31:42', '', 1317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1317-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1340, 1, '2015-08-07 09:32:32', '2015-08-07 09:32:32', '<b>Excitement is mounting in Norfolk as Norwich City\'s relegation campaign kicks off this weekend with a bottom-of-the-table clash against mighty Crystal Palace.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries are confident of finishing in the bottom three after their play-off victory at Wembley in May.\r\n\r\nAnd cocky Norwich fans are sure their plucky Carrow Road heroes won\'t let them down.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, who lives in Great Yarmouth with his sister and their two young children, boasted: "If we play to our true potential, we\'ll definitely go down.\r\n\r\n"In manager Alex Neil we have a man who will be able to restrict Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City to scoring just five goals against us. And the likes of Liverpool will be lucky to get three."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3050947?et=5uOfhz1uQA5tKr_xgM-z-Q&viewMoreLink=on&sig=uv17nuW1DCo7SVvJBf6a7YTtufe294oD1Afo-qkjSjQ=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3050947" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans enjoy a close family party held to celebrate relegation</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is sure her team will cook up a relegation treat. A pal said: "She loves a relegation battle and can\'t wait to get started.\r\n\r\n"Delia is a wise old bird. She knows being in the bottom three puts the club in the spotlight, and that can only be a good thing."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:262px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=Ak8ZUpe4S15RnvLiTotTOg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=wzs51oNZB5bhXE7yg89rnMgO3_J5uEekUJWzpRf7gVE=" width="262" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia looks forward to the drop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDefeat at home against Palace will set up the relegation campaign nicely, with the south Londoners\' new striker - ex-Ipswich Town star Connor Wickham - expecting to get a hattrick.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich, who are Norwich\'s bigger East Anglian neighbours, begin their season with a Championship trip to one of the country\'s biggest clubs, Brentford.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norwich relegation campaign begins', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1300-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 09:32:32', '2015-08-07 09:32:32', '', 1300, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1300-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1341, 1, '2015-08-07 09:33:19', '2015-08-07 09:33:19', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)</b>\r\n\r\n<b>There was a gold rush in East Anglia today as the Government announced a block sale of shares in the Royal Bank of Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nMore than 25 years after it was privatised for being "too backward", the bank has now been dragged into the modern world.\r\n\r\nIt means the Chancellor, George Osborne is confident enough to release a £57 stake, with RBS shares trading at 0.0001 pence each from 8am this morning, sparking a huge scramble from investors to get in on the action.\r\n\r\nThe Royal Bank of Suffolk was formed in Wickham Market in 1876 when it had a unique approach to funding, using only swedes, pigs and potatoes as currency.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barn-old.jpg" alt="barn-old" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1255" /></a></center><center><i>The plush RBS headquarters in Wickham Market</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAs other national banks grew to become huge corporations, the Royal Bank of Suffolk refused to reform, and did not even start offering essential financial services to Suffolk residents until 1953.\r\n\r\nThat\'s when the first tractor loan scheme was introduced, followed by the first ISA investments (Ipswich Seed Association), which allowed customers to club together and buy seed for growing turnips, swedes, onions and barley.\r\n\r\nHowever, the RBS was rocked by scandal in the 1990s when it got caught in the credit crunch, approving huge  unsecured loans to people trying to buy beach huts at Southwold.\r\n\r\nThere was further bad publicity ten years ago when it was revealed bank executives had pocketed huge bonuses of tens of pounds and free Adnams beer - despite making a loss.\r\n\r\nCity experts predicted the RBS, which is head-quartered in a barn in Wickham Market\'s Church Lane, would return to profitability within 22 years, and insisted the shares were a good opportunity.\r\n\r\nOne stockbroker said: "At 0.0001 the RBS shares are something of a bargain as they could go as high as 0.0002 pence by 2035."\r\n\r\nHowever, that sparked allegations that the Government was selling off its stake in the bank too cheaply. Suffolk county council Labour councillor Dow Jones said: "This sale is a rip-off and has cost Suffolk tax payers £57." \r\n     \r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'RBS shares sell-off bonanza', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1251-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 09:33:19', '2015-08-07 09:33:19', '', 1251, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1342, 1, '2015-08-07 09:35:33', '2015-08-07 09:35:33', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk is being hit by a terrifying wave of migrants trying to reach the county from neighbouring Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThousands of desperate Norfolk country bumpkins are attempting to cross the border near Diss to escape horrific conditions near Norwich.\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have had to implement Operation Kack, parking up thousands of lorries on the A140 because the border is currently too dangerous to cross.\r\n\r\nMakeshift camps have been set up around Dickleburgh and Scole, where the desperate bumpkins are gathering before making daring attempts to get into Suffolk every night.\r\n\r\nTheir efforts are extremely dangerous, with three having been killed falling into a village pond at Stuston, and another impaling himself on a plough near Hoxne.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:365px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.863014% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/563959131?et=fu5WFpLeSgZV5NUVma7EUw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=oJRp_m1s3X5ikVc3_PEazS1tiSV2x_vM510cq7rnWgI=" width="365" height="474" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/563959131" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Two migrants wait for their chance at an illegal camp near Scole</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow worried north Suffolk residents want the army called in to secure the area and prevent picturesque towns such as Bungay, Halesworth and Stowmarket from being overrun by foreigners.\r\n\r\nNettie Kirtons, 57, from Beccles, said: "It\'s awful that these people think they can just come to our county and then take all our benefits. And blocking the A140 means we can\'t go on our holidays to Norfolk. It\'s a disgrace"\r\n\r\nBut humanitarian charities defended the right for peasant folk from Norfolk to travel south. Tristan Dew-Goodie of the charity Norfolk \'N Way, insisted the migrants should be treated with respect.\r\n\r\nHe said: "They live in desperate conditions in Norfolk under a strict regime of peasant farming and being force-fed mustard. It\'s not so much insular as it is backward - we need to recognise they should be allowed to seek out a better life."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette infiltrated Norfolk last night to discover conditions that Norfolk bumpkins are being forced to live in.\r\n\r\nBefore long we met Edna Spratt in her hovel in Dereham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=PqydXs6OQ990O_5e-D6skg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Q1igSVbXYLVV6968qS6s38I47p6NeFHV58X8mmCk7vM=" width="445" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>What a hovel: Edna Spratt in Dereham</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMiss Spratt, who lives in her hovel with her brother and their 14 children, said: "Conditions here are terrible. We want to go to Suffolk and enjoy a better life. We will be there soon."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police now fear the migrants will abandon their attempts to cross into Suffolk via the A140, and are stepping up patrols on the Suffolk coast to prevent those trying to get in by boat.\r\n\r\nThey have also increased manpower in Beccles, Bungay and Lowestoft to watch out for stolen boats coming south via the Broads river network.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suffolk faces Norfolk-bumpkin migrant crisis', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1239-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 09:35:33', '2015-08-07 09:35:33', '', 1239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1343, 1, '2015-08-07 09:36:34', '2015-08-07 09:36:34', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Benjo Britten\r\nAldeburgh Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThe Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=W16-YgHSTL5ghiD_JqyMJQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=S6EfAue6lq43z4n2GuNZ_fTKa37fZhD_z2RJkNqFuWE=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Seagulls do not trouble Aldeburgh seafront unless invited</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:345px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:81.086957% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/451957961?et=dbsPf7JIQMp7yo05KnQsuw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=P0cpLBXs_4q_3HbEzfB_VB6wH690ZLVEGsT3lhoej0Q=" width="345" height="279" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/451957961" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A foul-mouthed seagull from the common town of Basildon, Essex</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 09:36:34', '2015-08-07 09:36:34', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1344, 1, '2015-08-07 09:37:50', '2015-08-07 09:37:50', 'Ipswich Town legend John Wark is to be the unlikely new face of the five pound note.\r\n\r\nThe free-scoring midfielder\'s trademark moustache is seen as impossible to copy and so ideal for use on a banknote.\r\n\r\nBank of England officials had wanted to introduce Winston Churchill to the fiver, but the Serious Fraud Office objected to the design, believing it was easy to counterfeit.\r\n\r\nA leaked report from the SFO claimed Churchill’s face was “too simple” and the note could be forged “by an eight year old with a biro, and not even a particularly clever eight year old”.\r\n\r\nAttention turned to Wark, who also played for Scotland and Liverpool, because his facial hair was impossible to copy. A petition was then backed by the SFO.\r\n  \r\nWark, 57, was born in Glasgow, but moved to Suffolk when he decided he wanted to achieve something. He won the FA Cup with Ipswich in 1978 and was then part of the 1981 Ipswich Town UEFA Cup-winning side which has been commemorated on the staff uniforms at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/las-vegas-casino/" target="_blank">Las Vegas’ new Suffolk-themed casino</a>.\r\n\r\nHe is also a big screen legend, having played a leading role in the epic World War Two film Escape to Victory.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.579125% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79042958?et=FIsaqlMRS5trlgHNEoFkMw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=IK-Ept7VUV5BxW2YJZ7AMBhq62b9oC_0H06FuuqEPds=" width="594" height="443" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79042958" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Wark celebrates another goal as Mick Mills falls over behind him</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe choice of Wark to replace prison reformer Elizabeth Fry highlights the Bank of England’s move towards more recognisable figures on banknotes.\r\n\r\nIn a Suffolk Gazette survey, 82% said they could not name Fry when shown a five pound note, even when it was pointed out that her name is signed underneath her picture.\r\n \r\nReaction to the news was positive. “I think John Wark does deserve it more than Churchill,” said Michael Farrant, an electrician from Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n“Britain had won lots of wars before Churchill came along, but Ipswich had never won the UEFA Cup until John Wark showed up.”\r\n\r\nBut lifelong Town fan Jane Pryor was less impressed, calling the five pound note plans “too little, too late” and “derisory”.  \r\n\r\n“I think he deserves to be on a higher denomination,” said Pryor.  \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Face of John Wark to appear on five pound note', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1201-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 09:37:50', '2015-08-07 09:37:50', '', 1201, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1201-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1345, 1, '2015-08-07 09:55:53', '2015-08-07 09:55:53', '<b>By Jock Strapp, Cricket Correspondent\r\n\r\nEx-pat Aussies living in Britain were today suffering from a mystery illness which has left them ashen-faced.</b>\r\n\r\nThe normally-cocky Australians are suffering from severe shock, and the condition has caused them to tremble so much that medics are concerned it is masking their normal alcoholic symptoms.\r\n\r\nPolice say 11 Australians were found running aimlessly around a field today trying to find cover. They believe their behaviour has been criminal.\r\n\r\nDoctors were brought in to try and treat them and bring an end to their extraordinary misery.\r\n\r\nOne medic, who was called in from Ipswich Hospital, told the Suffolk Gazette: "They are suffering from a rare condition which is affecting their ability to function normally.\r\n\r\n"We believe it is fatal - they probably won\'t make it past 60."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Sick Aussies ashen-faced', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'sick-aussies-ashen-faced', '', '', '2017-06-23 09:24:35', '2017-06-23 09:24:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1345', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1347, 1, '2015-08-07 09:55:53', '2015-08-07 09:55:53', '<b>By Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent\r\n\r\nEx-pat Aussies living in Britain were today suffering from a mystery illness which has left them ashen-faced.</b>\r\n\r\nThe normally-cocky Australians are suffering from severe shock, and the condition has caused them to tremble so much that medics are concerned it is masking their normal alcoholic symptoms.\r\n\r\nPolice say 11 Australians were found running aimlessly around a field today trying to find cover.\r\n\r\nDoctors were brought in to try and treat them and bring an end to their extraordinary misery.\r\n\r\nOne medic, who was called in from Ipswich Hospital, told the Suffolk Gazette: "They are suffering from a rare condition which is affecting their ability to function normally.\r\n\r\n"We believe it is fatal - they probably won\'t make it past 60."\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Sick Aussies ashen-faced', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1345-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 09:55:53', '2015-08-07 09:55:53', '', 1345, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1345-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1348, 1, '2015-08-07 09:57:00', '2015-08-07 09:57:00', '<b>By Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent\r\n\r\nEx-pat Aussies living in Britain were today suffering from a mystery illness which has left them ashen-faced.</b>\r\n\r\nThe normally-cocky Australians are suffering from severe shock, and the condition has caused them to tremble so much that medics are concerned it is masking their normal alcoholic symptoms.\r\n\r\nPolice say 11 Australians were found running aimlessly around a field today trying to find cover.\r\n\r\nDoctors were brought in to try and treat them and bring an end to their extraordinary misery.\r\n\r\nOne medic, who was called in from Ipswich Hospital, told the Suffolk Gazette: "They are suffering from a rare condition which is affecting their ability to function normally.\r\n\r\n"We believe it is fatal - they probably won\'t make it past 60."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Sick Aussies ashen-faced', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1345-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 09:57:00', '2015-08-07 09:57:00', '', 1345, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1345-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1349, 1, '2015-08-07 09:58:18', '2015-08-07 09:58:18', '<b>By Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent\r\n\r\nEx-pat Aussies living in Britain were today suffering from a mystery illness which has left them ashen-faced.</b>\r\n\r\nThe normally-cocky Australians are suffering from severe shock, and the condition has caused them to tremble so much that medics are concerned it is masking their normal alcoholic symptoms.\r\n\r\nPolice say 11 Australians were found running aimlessly around a field today trying to find cover.\r\n\r\nDoctors were brought in to try and treat them and bring an end to their extraordinary misery.\r\n\r\nOne medic, who was called in from Ipswich Hospital, told the Suffolk Gazette: "They are suffering from a rare condition which is affecting their ability to function normally.\r\n\r\n"We believe it is fatal - they probably won\'t make it past 60."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Sick Aussies ashen-faced', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1345-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 09:58:18', '2015-08-07 09:58:18', '', 1345, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1345-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1350, 1, '2015-08-07 09:59:02', '2015-08-07 09:59:02', '<b>By Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent\r\n\r\nEx-pat Aussies living in Britain were today suffering from a mystery illness which has left them ashen-faced.</b>\r\n\r\nThe normally-cocky Australians are suffering from severe shock, and the condition has caused them to tremble so much that medics are concerned it is masking their normal alcoholic symptoms.\r\n\r\nPolice say 11 Australians were found running aimlessly around a field today trying to find cover. They believe their behaviour has been criminal.\r\n\r\nDoctors were brought in to try and treat them and bring an end to their extraordinary misery.\r\n\r\nOne medic, who was called in from Ipswich Hospital, told the Suffolk Gazette: "They are suffering from a rare condition which is affecting their ability to function normally.\r\n\r\n"We believe it is fatal - they probably won\'t make it past 60."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Sick Aussies ashen-faced', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1345-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 09:59:02', '2015-08-07 09:59:02', '', 1345, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1345-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1351, 1, '2015-08-07 10:07:36', '2015-08-07 10:07:36', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThere are growing fears that today\'s football World Cup draw in Russia could be fixed after the Suffolk Gazette obtained a suspicious photograph of the rehearsal.\r\n\r\nOur exclusive photo clearly shows outgoing FIFA President Sepp Blatter obtaining a sum of cash from an envelope just moments after meeting president Vladimir Putin in St Petersburg.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw-e1437815978746.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw-e1437815978746.jpg" alt="blatter-world-cup-draw" width="480" height="304" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1195" /></a><center><i>Sepp Blatter pulls a surprise in the draw</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEnglish FA officials believe FIFA, which is facing widespread corruption allegations, could "accidentally" create an easy qualifying campaign for the Ukraine to help swing support there for their aggressive Russian neighbours.\r\n\r\nInsiders reveal Putin\'s aids have "suggested" to Blatter that Ukraine might like to face the Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Tonga, Luxemburg and San Marino in the vital qualifying stages of the World Cup, which will be hosted by Russia in three years (after an entirely fair bidding process with FIFA).\r\n\r\nA source at FIFA said: "Poor sold Sepp got his envelopes mixed up during the rehearsal - it was all a bit embarrassing.\r\n\r\n"There are suggestions Russia wants to give Ukraine a helping hand to boost Putin\'s popularity there, but I\'m sure everything will be done properly."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suspicious photo raises fears of World Cup fix', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1194-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:07:36', '2015-08-07 10:07:36', '', 1194, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1194-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1352, 1, '2015-08-07 10:09:14', '2015-08-07 10:09:14', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailway Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThe East Anglian rail network was thrown into chaos today when a Greater Anglia train arrived on time.\r\n\r\nThe 7.49 InterCity service from Ipswich made it all the way through to London Liverpool Street with no delays whatsoever. Not even the dreaded freight trains, train faults, track and signal faults or "disruptive passengers" could slow it down.\r\n\r\nPassengers watched the Greater Anglia Twitter feed in amazement as staff repeatedly claimed there were "no issues to report at present".\r\n\r\nAs the train approached London, many of those on board made emotional calls to their friends and loved ones to inform them of the shock journey.\r\n\r\nOne commuter, Amy Squashed, 22, a freelance nuclear physicist from Haverhill, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It was highly charged in my carriage, people were screaming in excitement. To think this has not happened since 1994 - we were so lucky to be involved."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Abellio Greater Anglia said: "We work hard to make sure all our trains are late or broken down. We take news of any on-time train seriously and will undertake a full investigation."\r\n\r\nIpswich MP Ben Gummer, who has campaigned for improved rail services to the capital, welcomed the news, adding: "When the carriages are repainted, and the seats have new covers, then we can REALLY celebrate."\r\n\r\n[caption id="attachment_21" align="aligncenter" width="300"]<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/greater-anglia-train-300x200.jpg" alt="This is the age of the train: 94" width="300" height="200" class="size-medium wp-image-21" /></a> This is the age of the train: 94[/caption]\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Shock as train arrives on time', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '18-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:09:14', '2015-08-07 10:09:14', '', 18, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/18-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1353, 1, '2015-08-07 10:10:00', '2015-08-07 10:10:00', 'Ipswich is celebrating the popularity of its cheap-as-chips discount stores by renaming the main shopping thoroughfare as Pound Plaza.\r\n\r\nPoundland, Poundworld, Poundshop, 99p shops and other discount retail outlets have taken over Ipswich town centre, proving just how far the it has come in its bid to be the worst shopping destination in East Anglia.\r\n\r\nSo many of the shops have sprung up that charity shops are giving up and moving elsewhere, while trendy pop-ups - popular in most other towns - never pop up.\r\n\r\nDoreen Spraggins, head of Ipswich Town Centre Initiative explained: "We are very proud of the way we have totally ruined Ipswich. By charging more for 20 minutes parking than the price of most goods sold in any remaining shops, we have conclusively shown we have absolutely no idea of what we are doing.\r\n\r\n"While places like Norwich, Colchester and Bury St Edmunds have attracted lovely big-name stores and many great independents, Ipswich now has an enviable amount of discount stores.\r\n\r\n"Everyone loves a bargain, so we are delighted that the main shopping area will now be known as Pound Plaza, which has a splendid continental ring to it."\r\n\r\nBut shoppers who spoke to the Suffolk Gazette are not so keen. Mavis McMuffin, 67, of Chantry said: "Towns like Ipswich should have grand stores like Harrods or Selfridges. No one wants all these cheap and cheerful bargain basement shops, although I do go there for all my toiletries."\r\n\r\n[caption id="attachment_40" align="aligncenter" width="420"]<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/poundworld.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/poundworld.jpg" alt="Quids in: Discount stores everywhere" width="420" height="311" class="size-full wp-image-40" /></a> Quids in: Discount stores everywhere[/caption]\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ipswich renames main shopping street as Pound Plaza', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '39-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:10:00', '2015-08-07 10:10:00', '', 39, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/39-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1354, 1, '2015-08-07 10:10:58', '2015-08-07 10:10:58', 'A major rethink of nuclear power station operations on the Suffolk coast will see four reactors in place: Sizewell A,C,D,C ensuring high voltage electricity supply across the region.\r\n\r\nNews was greeted with dismay by protestors, who insist the measures are a touch too much, and will turn the A12 into a highway to hell.\r\n\r\nBut energy bosses insist the work will be done to the highest standard. "There won\'t be dirty deeds done dirt cheap," insisted Mr Bon Scott, spokesman for Australian energy provider EMI. "We\'ll start using a load of TNT to clear the areas, then let\'s get it up."\r\n\r\nColonel Reginald Aspall, of Saxmundham, who is leader of the anti-nuclear lobby No Glow, said: "Hells bells. This is the last thing we need in Suffolk. I guess moneytalks."\r\n\r\nThe new reactors will bring considerable income to Suffolk, which could put the economy back in black - although there are fears of an invasion of middle-aged, long-haired men in scruffy jeans and leather jackets, riding noisy motorbikes.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:55.218855% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/110267095?et=nAnHdU4mSg1nFYgkmP1Z9Q&sig=3H9BbGGgde9mZIsN2GHy2YVZgkyeHEZkF5Q6gWVZ_RM=" width="594" height="328" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/110267095" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div>\r\n\r\nMr Scott said although many people thought A,C,D,C should be retired and consigned to the history books, he was determined to keep on with the plan. "Let there be rock," he said.\r\n\r\nThat only served to anger Colonel Aspall, 93, even more. He shouted: "If you want blood, you got it."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Sizewell ACDC rocks Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '51-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:10:58', '2015-08-07 10:10:58', '', 51, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/51-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1356, 1, '2015-08-07 10:13:27', '2015-08-07 10:13:27', 'Ipswich Town are to honour former boss Paul Jewell by naming the main Portman Road stand after him.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk club already has Sir Bobby Robson and Sir Alf Ramsey stands, named after their most successful former managers, and now Sir Paul Jewell\'s name will be given to the main stand when the East of England Co-op\'s sponsorship ends.\r\n\r\nJewell led Ipswich on a nail-biting run that almost saw them move through the divisions. Unfortunately, that would have been down a division, but nevertheless it made for a degree of nervous excitement.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/136334557?et=labKZm_USutjAvaqZ0dN0g&sig=04YUVwJ_J_DVRRE7DUbiITCe5RNhwAYUDxqHKChSdJo=" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/136334557" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Paul Jewell after another thrilling Ipswich win</i></center>\r\n\r\nIpswich were also delighted that Jewell helped raise the club\'s profile when he masterminded a close-fought 7-1 defeat at mighty Peterborough, in front of millions live on Sky Sports.\r\n\r\nOwner Mucus Evens knew he was on to a winner with Jewell when the former Derby boss was exposed by the News of the World for romping with a mystery blonde. Evens hoped that Jewell\'s energy and  enthusiasm would rub off on the team, and so it proved as they constantly played like they\'d just got out of bed.\r\n\r\nSelf-made millionaire Evens said in a statement from his Caribbean home: "I spend all my time in the town and around the club, and it soon became clear that there was a huge amount of affection for Paul Jewell, even after I sacked him because we were bottom of the league.\r\n\r\n"I therefore wanted to reflect that by naming our main stand after him. The Paul Jewell stand will be a lasting legacy for fans to enjoy for generations to come."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette can also exclusively reveal that Evens is considering renaming Sir Alf Ramsey Way, the road that leads away from the north of the stadium, to Roy Keane Way. It\'s believed the road will be rough, difficult to manage and pointless, but Evens is said to be sure it will be popular with Ipswich fans.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ipswich Town name stand after Paul Jewell', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '90-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:13:27', '2015-08-07 10:13:27', '', 90, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/90-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1357, 1, '2015-08-07 10:15:22', '2015-08-07 10:15:22', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk\'s impoverished farmers will lose millions of pounds after Prime Minister David Cameron announced a shock clampdown on Government leeks.\r\n\r\nHe revealed how leeks to the media were becoming particularly hard to stomach during the run-up to May\'s General Election.\r\n\r\n"This has to stop now. Leeks of this kind are damaging to hard-working families facing difficult times, and we should all stick to the facts. I am personally setting up a panel to track down the source of the leeks."\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:72.222222% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/71355569?et=K2JkXbS9Thd5yRktOR1U3w&sig=xbwofqBrj5wBP6HqEe5D9bweyFF5uSpaZ01B1sCjHv4=" width="594" height="429" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/71355569" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>David Cameron looking for the source of the leeks</i></center>\r\n\r\nThe popularity of the tasty green veg had exploded in 2006 when publisher Julia Arsange created her bombshell WikiLeeks site, which sent secret recipes flying unchecked around the internet. She is currently holed up in the Ecuador embassy in Stowmarket, where she is claiming lunatic asylum because Ecuador is the world\'s largest consumer of leeks.\r\n\r\n[caption id="attachment_134" align="alignleft" width="209"]<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/a-leek.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/a-leek-209x300.jpg" alt="A damaging leek" width="209" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-134" /></a> <i>A damaging leek</i>[/caption]The National Farmers\' Unions estimates the leek clampdown will cost Suffolk members £19 million a year. Ralph Barbour, who farms near Woodbridge, said: "This is chuffing outrageous. It\'s a free country and people should be allowed leeks if they so wish."\r\n\r\nHe went on to admit he will not lose that much cash, since he only cultivates one field on his huge 1,500-acre farm. "The rest is classed as set aside land, and the EU subsidies are making me a fortune," he admitted.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Coastal Conservative MP Therese White-Coffee jumped to Mr Cameron\'s defence. "You have to trust him. Leeks are cropping up everywhere causing problems - too many leeks fill people with hot air.\r\n\r\n"We have to trust the Prime Minister on this - he knows his onions."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suffolk farmers hit by Government leek ban', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '129-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:15:22', '2015-08-07 10:15:22', '', 129, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/129-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1358, 1, '2015-08-07 10:16:09', '2015-08-07 10:16:09', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRail Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia trains is to rival HS2 by building its own high-speed rail link in East Anglia, Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nThe £3 million track will run from the company headquarters in Norwich, all the way to Barclays Bank in the city centre.\r\n\r\nBut no passengers will be allowed on board - instead it will be used to dispatch the piles of cash made daily at their expense.\r\n\r\nThe two-mile line will run a new armour-plated loco and carriages, each with armed guards on the roof to protect the previous day\'s profit from furious commuters demanding their Delay Repay refunds.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:48.821549% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/92327421?et=L5P7eddrR-JC-nHWkUHQ-A&sig=U2SxqE51ihHoOKA19Jlsqjl3atDTqOjUklgPhlYyFWw=" width="594" height="290" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/92327421" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Greater Anglia\'s new high-speed train, dubbed The Profit Rocket</i></center>\r\n\r\nA railway industry source said: "HS2, the high speed rail project from London to the North has been getting all the headlines, but Greater Anglia has managed to keep this new line under wraps.\r\n\r\n"The company makes so much profit that it wants to bank it as quickly as possible. So what better way than building a high-speed line to the bank? But I\'m sure customers might prefer it if some of that profit was spent on replacing the 40-year-old trains they have to endure every day."\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia spokesman would not confirm the news, but said passengers should be happy that the company has so far managed to refurbish one, yes ONE, of its 118-carriage mainline fleet with new seat covers and carpets.\r\n\r\nOne furious passenger said: "We are aghast at this new high-speed rail link to the bank. New trains, track and targeted high speed should be saved for the line into Liverpool Street."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Greater Anglia builds high-speed rail link', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '144-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:16:09', '2015-08-07 10:16:09', '', 144, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/144-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1359, 1, '2015-08-07 10:17:03', '2015-08-07 10:17:03', 'A billionaire French funeral tycoon has stunned Norfolk by staging a succussful takeover of Norwich City\'s Carrow Road stadium.\r\n\r\nThe boutique funeral chain, Prêt à Creuser was desperate to expand into the UK and had been searching for a suitable site to host its services.\r\n\r\nBut the choice of Carrow Road, which once played host to top-flight football, has taken the sporting world by surprise. \r\n\r\nFlambouyant chairman of Prêt à Creuser, Graham Reaper said: “The ground is filled almost to capacity every week. Indeed, fans of Norwich City Football Club tell me there are over 500,000 of them at every game!\r\n\r\n"I couldn’t believe that such an enormous body of people could remain silent for so long, so I just had to pay a visit myself. It was so very relaxing; I’ve not enjoyed such a peaceful experience in a long time."\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:65.824916% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/456735823?et=veTVJkq1R2BIIEp6-lxZoQ&sig=bxTzLz30G-Q7ipgOQWtGu87FQHvrrt1PiGqPt6fKR0A=" width="594" height="391" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/456735823" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Norwich fans have been quieter than usual lately</center></i>\r\n\r\nMr Reaper added: "I realise this takeover may ruffle a few feathers. So it got me thinking, how wonderful it would be if we could reward these same, loyal customers by paying them to attend our funeral services as mourners. It would certainly provide great comfort to close family members, and friends of the deceased.”\r\n\r\nJoan Cabin, who lives opposite the stadium, thinks it’s a great idea. “It certainly makes sense,” she said. “I’ve only ever heard a noise from within the stadium once in my entire life, when I was awoken one breezy night by what can only be described as an almighty \'CLANG!\'. I was startled, I can tell you!\r\n\r\n"Police were there throughout the night, but fortunately it turned out to be nothing serious. They discovered that a door had been left open, and a gust of wind had blown through the trophy room, dislodging a tiny, long-forgotten tin pot.”\r\n\r\nHowever, Nathan Grip, also of Carrow Road, claims he heard a different noise. “It chilled me to the bone,” he said. “It was a wailing noise, unlike anything I\'ve heard before. It was around 8.30pm, and I can only describe it as sounding like a banshee in its death throes. I even climbed up to peer over the gate!\r\n\r\n“Well, what I saw was truly frightening, I can only describe it as an hysterical behemoth. It was standing in the middle of the pitch wearing a dress and a green and yellow scarf, shrieking and screeching at the silent, stunned onlookers, oblivious to the world around it. I’m certain it wasn’t human.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:262px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=AE23yIjNTOFA_jSi4-P_Hw&sig=L5cb58nBUO-5YFsk_sj4yRxQWLYh8W_d-bUPmg7ouuk=" width="262" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia Smith: \'Where are you?\'</center></i>\r\n\r\nMr Reaper concluded: “That evening has echoes of the famous Rendlesham Forest UFO incident in Suffolk. It has gone down in folklore around these parts, so we feel it’s only right to commemorate it. When we finally transform the stadium, Carrow Road will be renamed Letsby Avenue, in memory of an unforgettable slice of local history.”\r\n\r\nAs we went to press, fans were too quiet to comment.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Foreign funeral tycoon in Carrow Road takeover', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '154-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:17:03', '2015-08-07 10:17:03', '', 154, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/154-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1360, 1, '2015-08-07 10:17:52', '2015-08-07 10:17:52', 'More than 250 Ipswich football fans face peril on the River Thames after hiring a party boat for a two-hour cruise before this weekend\'s Fulham match.\r\n\r\nIntelligence staff intercepted secret Norfolk communications that expose a Norwich City plot involving a yellow submarine intent on scuppering the Super Blues\' boat.\r\n\r\nThe Canary sub is said to be heading down the River Yare from Norwich, through Great Yarmouth and out into the North Sea, before heading south and slipping unnoticed into the Thames Estuary on Saturday morning.\r\n\r\nWhile the Ipswich fans prepare to board their boat MV Jewell (no kidding!) at Waterloo pier at 11am, the yellow submarine will be lurking somewhere below the murky Thames waters.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yeollow-submarine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yeollow-submarine-300x227.jpg" alt="yeollow submarine" width="300" height="227" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-168" /></a><center><i>The Norwich yellow submarine is currently in the River Yare</center></i>\r\n\r\nBut although Norwich fans will be eagerly anticipating the sinking of the Ipswich supporters\' party on the Thames, ITFC officials have now taken extraordinary measures to blow the submarine plan out of the water.\r\n\r\nMarcus Evans has used some of his millions to commandeer HMS Belfast, moored as a museum piece near Tower Bridge since 1971.\r\n\r\nA Royal Navy spokesman said: "We\'ve allowed Ipswich Town FC to dust off the gun batteries, and have loaded up the decks with high-explosive depth charges to target the Norwich yellow submarine. With our help, the Ipswich fans will be able to enjoy their party boat to Fulham in peace."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hms-belfast.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hms-belfast-300x199.jpg" alt="hms belfast" width="300" height="199" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-169" /></a><center><i>HMS Belfast will be on submarine patrol</center></i>\r\n\r\nThe pre-match boat party - brainchild of regulars on the popular Those Were The Days fans\' forum - will see 250 Town fans enjoying a bar and disco on a two-hour trip, before being dropped off at Putney Pier, close to the Fulham ground, where they will meet up with 4,000 other Ipswich fans.\r\n\r\nTWTD forum spokesman Phil Bacon said: "The boat trip will be a marvelous experience for Ipswich fans, and it\'s typical of our friends from up the A140 to try and spoil it with their submarine plan.\r\n\r\n"We are grateful to the Royal Navy for allowing the club to recommission HMS Belfast to escort the party boat and destroy the Norfolk submariners."\r\n\r\nNorwich City refused to comment on the submarine plot, but one Ipswich fan quipped: "Norwich? It\'s a dive, dive, dive!"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/m-v-jewell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/m-v-jewell-300x199.jpg" alt="m v jewell" width="300" height="199" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-171" /></a><center><i>MV Jewell will take Ipswich fans on a pre-match party cruise</center></i>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ipswich fans boat trip faces Norwich sub plot', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '166-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:17:52', '2015-08-07 10:17:52', '', 166, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/166-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1361, 1, '2015-08-07 10:18:44', '2015-08-07 10:18:44', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe new Suffolk Police helicopter was criticised today for being out of proportion with the county\'s crime levels.\r\n\r\nDespite crime figures being on the increase, the Suffolk force\'s decision to buy an Apache Gunship helicopter is seen as wildly over the top.\r\n\r\nBut the county crime commissioner, Tim Passless, claimed the fearsome piece of kit was necessary to deter a worrying increase in apple scrumping and illegal pigeon shooting in the countryside.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-helicopter.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-helicopter-300x187.jpg" alt="apache-helicopter" width="300" height="187" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-179" /></a><center><i>The Suffolk Police Apache Gunship helicopter</center></i><p><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Apache gunship, better known for its use in armed forces around the world, including the US and Israel, has a terrifying array of weaponry available to the two-man crew.\r\n\r\nThey will be able to target Suffolk\'s notorious gangland leaders with a deadly array of cannon machine guns and missile systems capable of smashing any getaway car or stolen bicycle in an instant.\r\n\r\nSidewinder air-to-air missiles will also be used to take out any suspicious kites being flown on Suffolk\'s beaches. <i>(EDITOR\'S NOTE: The Apache went on to accidentally blow up a Suffolk vicarage. You can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">read our coverage of the unfortunate incident here</a>)</i>\r\n\r\nNow residents, who spent years moaning about the noise of the old police helicopter hovering over towns and villages, will have to get used to deafening automatic rounds being fired and the terrifying screech of missile strikes instead.\r\n\r\nMarjory Dawes, a parish councillor from Orford, which has a deadly criminal culture known the world over, said even though she wanted a stop to crime, the Apache was way over the top.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Full Metal Jacket\'</b>\r\n\r\nShe said: "Imagine walking the dog one morning and this Apache gunship suddenly appears over the tree tops of Tunstall Forest. It would be like a scene out of Full Metal Jacket or Platoon.\r\n\r\n"And how much does this thing cost? Surely it would have been cheaper to keep the old bobby on his bike?"\r\n\r\nThe actual cost of the Apache is around £13 million, a figure Ipswich Tory MP Gen Bummer said was worth every penny. "The rural idyll of living in Suffolk has been shattered by rising crime. Only last week, a constituent of mine had a bottle of milk stolen from her doorstep.\r\n\r\n"Never let it be said that the Conservatives are not tough on crime. And once the crime has stopped, we\'ll use the gunship to mow down Labour and UKIP supporters."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Public fears deadly Suffolk Police helicopter', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '178-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:18:44', '2015-08-07 10:18:44', '', 178, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1362, 1, '2015-08-07 10:19:35', '2015-08-07 10:19:35', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRail Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nFrustrated Greater Anglia rail passengers were given a tantalising glimpse of the future when a hi-tech train visited Ipswich yesterday.\r\n\r\nThe advanced Mayflower steam train, packed with the latest gadgets, shows just how far technology has come since the current Greater Anglia rolling stock was introduced on the Norwich to London mainline hundreds of years ago.\r\n\r\nBut Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex commuters, who have to put up with regular train faults, discomfort, cancellations and delays, will have to wait until reliable and fast steam trains like the Mayflower are available for them to use.\r\n\r\nThat could be several years as Greater Anglia does not need to update its creaking fleet to steam trains within its current franchise timeframe. Instead, politicians have decided it\'s been so long since the region\'s trains were updated that a few more years won\'t make a lot of difference.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mayflower-e1423738025583.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mayflower-e1423738025583.jpg" alt="mayflower" width="500" height="297" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-191" /></a><center><i>All steam ahead: The hi-tech Mayflower in Ipswich</center></i>\r\n\r\nThe Mayflower, on a test run from Norwich to Windsor, drew large and admiring crowds as it chuffed graciously through Ipswich station yesterday, with many noticing its cleanliness, timing and apparent comfort.\r\n\r\nOne train buff on Platform Two said: "What a beauty. Poor old Greater Anglia customers can only dream of traveling to London every day in something this modern, stylish, reliable and fast.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the future, though, and it will give them something to look forward to as they sit in a train that has stopped for five minutes outside Shenfield for no apparent reason."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Future of rail travel arrives in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '190-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:19:35', '2015-08-07 10:19:35', '', 190, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/190-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1363, 1, '2015-08-07 10:20:35', '2015-08-07 10:20:35', 'The genteel Suffolk seaside town of Aldeburgh has been chosen to host the eagerly-awaited worldwide premier of the Fifty Shades of Grey film.\r\n\r\nShocked bosses in London\'s glittering Leicester Square cinemas were told the erotic film would shun tradition and instead be shown first in the Edwardian resort, which is better known for opera, beach sculptures and posh people.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:62.457912% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/463293078?et=zkNsS1pbQOt4IMqJZXTf8A&sig=ebwaHWLn6UDazQY95AGjZd_jHMxtovgf4fwrkMtJmSI=" width="594" height="371" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/463293078" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Fifty Shades of Grey stars prepare for the Aldeburgh screening</center></i><p><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for distributors Whipping Boy Films revealed they made the decision thanks to the racey interests of Aldeburgh women.\r\n\r\n"Our research found that there were more copies of the Fifty Shades of Grey book sold in Aldeburgh per 1,000 population than anywhere else in the UK. Behind those prim and proper rose gardens and lace curtains, there is clearly an interest in the erotic nature of the story by E L James."\r\n\r\nBut local vicar Neil Cushion thinks the organisers may have made a terrible mistake. He said: "While of course it is exciting for a premier of this sort to be held in Aldeburgh, I believe there is another reason for those record numbers of Fifty Shades of Grey book sales in the town.\r\n\r\n"The average age in Aldeburgh is 97 - and clearly the town\'s women were misled by the title. They thought it was a book about hair care.\r\n\r\n"Put it this way, in church on a Sunday all I see from the pulpit is a sea of grey hair, not a sweaty mix of women in handcuffs, chains, rope and odd personal piercings."\r\n\r\nPlans for the Valentine\'s Day premier are pressing on regardless. A special dungeon has been built next to the 500-year-old Moot Hall, where film goers will be able to enjoy being tied up and whipped before being forced in a dominating manner out on to the beach where a temporary open-air movie theatre has been erected (no pun intended).\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the model boating lake has been made off limits to holidaying children while it is turned into a huge hot tub for raunchy revellers.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/170751673?et=NJQ4Ql-iRDJP_3-z6XPCqg&sig=8hjNbE_U5qg90-Fvy38Z1fHXyd643U_HcNrVDTgs6jA=" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/170751673" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Crowds building up for the Fifty Shades of Grey premier in Aldeburgh</center></i><p><br><br>\r\n\r\nHotels in Aldeburgh, more used to providing for weekend coach trips for the elderly, have been busy transforming their rooms for the occasion.\r\n\r\nOne hotel manager explained: "We have turned our suites from Edwardian luxury into dens for dominatrixes. Their pain is our pleasure."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from Conservative Suffolk Coastal MP Therese Coffey - but she said she was "tied up".\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Fifty Shades of Grey film premiers in Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '201-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:20:35', '2015-08-07 10:20:35', '', 201, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/201-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1364, 1, '2015-08-07 10:21:30', '2015-08-07 10:21:30', '<b>By Ruth Tyler\r\nConstruction Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThe quality of building work in a picturesque Suffolk village has been called into question after many houses were seen to be suffering from crazy subsidence-style defects.\r\n\r\nProperties in Lavenham appear to have moved over the years, with window frames, beams and even roofs appearing to deviate from what should be perfectly straight lines.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lavenham-dodgy-houses-e1424093662730.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lavenham-dodgy-houses-e1424093662730.jpg" alt="lavenham-medieval-houses" width="450" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-214" /></a></a><center><i>The houses in Lavenham, near Sudbury are on the wonk</center></i>\r\n\r\nLast night UKIP claimed the influx of builders from Eastern Europe was clearly to blame.\r\n\r\nA party insider said: "It does not take an expert to see these properties have not been built to the highest of British standards. We have many builders from Poland and elsewhere now working in Suffolk, and they are taking the jobs of British craftsmen.\r\n\r\n"There is no way British builders would have allowed such a finish."\r\n\r\nBut Lavenham Town Council leader Anthony Smythe-Farquar said UKIP were simply missing the point. "These houses were not built by Polish immigrant workers in the past 18 months," he said.\r\n\r\n"We are one of the UK\'s finest and most visited medieval villages, and these houses are actually more than 500 years old. The fact they are still standing at all shows just how well they were built all those years ago. And anyway, Polish builders, and builders from anywhere else in Eastern Europe for that matter, are very good."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for UKIP added: "OK, then. So maybe the building are over 500 years old. However, the builders probably came from the Ottoman Empire."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Quality row over Suffolk village houses', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '213-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:21:30', '2015-08-07 10:21:30', '', 213, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/213-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1367, 1, '2015-08-07 10:25:11', '2015-08-07 10:25:11', '<b>By Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron surprised supporters on a visit to Suffolk today by launcing his even longer-term economic plan.\r\n\r\nAfter much of country became cynical about the Governement\'s long-term economic plan, mainly because it did not appear to be working very well at all, Mr Cameron decided he needed to take drastic measures and introduce an even longer-term economic plan instead.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.360269% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/463660292?et=HTGgT5qxRdhm0LoedFDfKA&sig=zJFS6WbLH1Q_GLx9ZFsa-RAiAPMr1WAR1raxQszPhxw=" width="594" height="412" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/463660292" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Mr Cameron explains how his economic plan is getting longer</center></i><br><br><br>\r\n\r\nTory insiders revealed the idea was a masterstroke, since even longer meant beyond not only the forthcoming election in May - but past the next general election as well.\r\n\r\nOne delighted minister said: "Now we can claim how everyone will be better off with our even longer-term economic plan. It will be so far ahead that no one will be able to claim it is not true.\r\n\r\n"So we\'re still bamboozling everyone with clever phrases to cover the fact that the economy is still flat, but now we\'re also better covering our backsides by calling it \'even longer\', meaning when we\'re still no better off by 2020, no one can have a pop at us."\r\n\r\nBut opposition parties are already seeing through the even longer-term economic plan, being revealed by the Prime Minister during a visit to a Felixstowe sandwich shop today.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Labour Party treasury spokesman Ed Balls-Up said: "This even longer-term economic plan is a complete fabrication. It\'s just words designed to fool the electorate ahead of the election.\r\n\r\n"We in the Labour Party do not conduct such trickery. We have no economic plan at all."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Mr Cameron faced accusations of further smoke and mirrors when he talked at length about improving East Anglia\'s creaking transport infrastructure - all projects previously announced and approved.\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister answered critics by explaining: "We will fill in a pot-hole in Wickham Market High Street in 2019. That\'s our even longer-term economic plan in action, right there."\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Cameron launches even longer-term economic plan', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '250-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:25:11', '2015-08-07 10:25:11', '', 250, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/250-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1368, 1, '2015-08-07 10:26:10', '2015-08-07 10:26:10', '<b>By Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nPlans to bring in Dad\'s Army to man Ipswich fire station during next week\'s firefighter strike have been ridiculed - after the Suffolk Gazette exposed their chaotic training session.\r\n\r\nOur undercover Defence Editor, Doug Trench, watched as the members of Walmington-on-Sea\'s Home Guard underwent an exercise at Suffolk\'s Fire and Rescue HQ in Ipswich. We make no apologies for printing the whole sorry episode below...\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Get the men to fall in, Wilson.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Certainly, sir. I say, everyone. Would you mind awfully stepping into line in front of the fire engine? Thank you so much.\r\n\r\n<em>The platoon shuffle nervously in front of the gleaming red engine.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Do hurry up, Wilson. We haven\'t got all day.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> I do apologise, sir. Really I do. It\'s just that the fire engine looks dreadfully difficult to operate.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Nonsense. Even Godfrey\'s sister Dolly could drive it.\r\n\r\n<em>The men fall into line in front of Suffolk Fire Service\'s prized engine.</em>\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.003367% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/2633565?et=dbb8TY6wSY9w8l1mvO-szA&sig=rUKFtLUE2tBtFBQ54211I3-V6PbhlUSkMS1ogfp3giA=" width="445" height="298" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/2633565" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Now listen up, men. The people of Suffolk need our help, and it\'s our responsibility to give it to them. Next Wednesday, the local firefighters are going on strike about their pension entitlements.\r\n\r\n<strong>CORP. JONES:</strong> Don\'t panic! Don\'t panic!\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Oh, do be quiet, Jones.\r\n\r\n<strong>CORP. JONES:</strong> I\'m sorry, Captain Mainwaring. But fires are very dangerous things, you know. Those thatched Suffolk cottages just don\'t like it up \'em.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Yes, all right, Jones. But we\'re a highly-trained fighting force. We\'re more than a match for the Germans, so we\'ll be professional about this as well.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Excuse me, sir.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> What is it now, Wilson?\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Well it\'s only that I was wondering who will be driving the fire engine for us?\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Good question, Wilson, but one I was about to address, if only you\'d give me a moment. Private Pike..\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. PIKE:</strong> Oh, thank you Mr Mainwaring. I\'ve always wanted to...\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> It won\'t be you. You can\'t even drive yet. Stupid boy!\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. PIKE:</strong> But Uncle Arthur said I could have a go. My mum will be very cross...\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Be quiet, Pike. I believe Private Walker is the right man for the job. Private Walker?\r\n\r\n<em>Private Walker is not on parade, but suddenly steps out from the firefighters\' changing rooms.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. WALKER:</strong> \'Ere, anyone want to buy a watch?\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> What? Get a grip, Walker. These are desperate times. We need to be drilled in answering emergency calls. This is no time for your questionable enterprise.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Actually, Mr Walker, that silver one looks rather appealing. I wonder how much you....\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Wilson! Remember where you are. Do I have to do everything myself? Walker, put the watches back in the firefighters\' lockers, and get into the fire engine driving seat.\r\n\r\n<em>Private Walker climbs aboard the fire engine, but struggles to start it.</em>\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.161616% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3139558?et=Yk0514rJRHVM8Dnxgm2dGw&sig=uS84Z5kvYn9_h1C1G92RYzxKdatPRsiHJj0c0DNRMps=" width="445" height="294" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3139558" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. GODFREY:</strong> Excuse me, Captain Mainwaring...\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Yes, what is it, Godfrey?\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. GODFREY:</strong> Well it\'s just that my sister Dolly made some exceptional upside-down cakes and I thought it would be a jolly nice idea if we offered some to the nice firemen?\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Don\'t be ridiculous, man. It\'s their fault we\'re here in the first place. Leave those cakes in my car and I\'ll deal with them later. Now, Walker, give the engine another go.\r\n\r\n<em>Private Walker manages to start the fire engine... and it immediately lurches foward and smashes into Captain Mainwaring\'s car. The platoon falls about laughing.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Silence! Walker you fool. Look what you\'ve done.\r\n\r\n<em>Just then the emergency siren goes off in the fire station. It\'s a 999 call about a house fire in Ipswich.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. FRAZER:</strong> We\'re all doomed. Aye, we\'ve crashed the fire engine and Ipswich on fire. We\'re doomed, I tell ya.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Nonsense, Frazer. They\'ll just have to get the real army in to help.\r\n\r\n<strong>CORP. JONES:</strong> Don\'t panic!\r\n\r\n<strong>You have been watching\r\nEnd credits.</strong>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Dad\'s Army chaos looms over fire strike', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '260-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:26:10', '2015-08-07 10:26:10', '', 260, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/260-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1369, 1, '2015-08-07 10:27:31', '2015-08-07 10:27:31', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have been forced to ditch their new Apache gunship helicopter after it accidentally blew up a 19th-century vicarage.\r\n\r\nFar from deterring criminals with its fearsome firepower, the deadly attack chopper has suffered a series of setbacks after police helicopter pilots became baffled by its sophisticated systems.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came when a pilot attempted to turn on a camera to track a suspected bicycle thief - but instead activated the helicopter\'s deadly Target Acquisition and Designation System.\r\n\r\nAs a result, the gunship\'s automatic systems took over and it fired off a lethal sidewinder missile that smashed into a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss explained: "I was taking afternoon tea in the garden with some ladies from the Women\'s Institute. Suddenly we heard the roar of an engine on the horizon, and watched in awe as this huge military-style helicopter rose above the treeline in the distance.\r\n\r\n"It looked like it was following a bloke on a bicycle, but then we watched in horror as there was a puff of smoke and a missile was launched.\r\n\r\n"It came straight over the primary school and towards us, and was seemingly homing in on the heat generated by the solar panels on the vicarage roof.\r\n\r\n"It smacked straight into it, and destroyed the whole place. Luckily none of us were hurt, although Gladys Worthington-Smythe was hit on the toe by a falling flower pot."\r\n\r\nThe Apache was grounded immediately and an investigation launched by the Suffolk Police Chief Constable.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:65.993266% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/80693074?et=UHShjIeqSs9UNlFBrKRwRw&sig=yBe2j1psW9KhNn15Jez9pwvmc2jF04o3f1I_Gxle65Q=" width="445" height="294" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/80693074" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>The deadly Apache helicopter involved in the vicarage disaster</center></i><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice crews only took delivery of the Apache helicopter two weeks ago, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/" target="_blank">as revealed exclusively in the Suffolk Gazette</a>.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We\'ve sent it back to the Ministry of Defence. The crew were trying to get to grips with the hi-tech kit on the Apache, but in doing so they got confused and fired off a missile.\r\n\r\n"Sadly, this then went on to destroy a pleasant Victorian vicarage, and for that we can only apologise."\r\n\r\nThe £13 million police Apache helicopter is now being mothballed. In its place, Suffolk Crime Commissioner Tim Passless has ordered a fleet of 17 Chieftain Battle Tanks.\r\n\r\n"This will help us to bring crime levels down in the county, although even they may not be up to the task of patrolling the badlands of Haverhill." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Police Apache helicopter blows up vicarage', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '270-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:27:31', '2015-08-07 10:27:31', '', 270, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/270-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1370, 1, '2015-08-07 10:28:31', '2015-08-07 10:28:31', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\r\n\r\nThousands of screaming Ed Sheeran fans ruined a crop of carrots after mistakenly spotting their idol in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nSinger-songwriter Ed, who comes from Framlingham, is often seen in the town when he returns home to visit his parents. He even brought his pal Taylor Swift back to Suffolk last year.\r\n\r\nFans come from far and wide to try and glimpse their hero, but the latest "sighting" went drastically wrong.\r\n\r\nA scarecrow with ginger hair confused a fan cycling along a nearby road, who mistook the scruffy bird scarer with the unruly mop of hair as Sheeran himself.\r\n\r\nShe Tweeted that the Thinking Out Loud superstar was standing in the middle of a field just outside Framlingham, causing an invasion of teenagers in the coming hours, who all ran across the field, ruining its crop of carrots.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:383px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:155.091384% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/476508567?et=0QptKWCWSfRWScvVvI8_Rg&sig=szElAw8mrwmh-RTX6CB7I0CPUOg28yxWhQgpUUQJNVU=" width="383" height="594" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/476508567" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ed Sheeran or Suffolk scarecrow?</center></i><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe furious farmer immediately called police, who set up a road block around the field to prevent further damage to to his crops and livestock.\r\n\r\nA friend of Sheeran\'s told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ed often returns to Framlingham and thinks nothing of enjoying a drink in the local pub or popping down to the shops.\r\n\r\n"However, he would never just go and stand in the middle of a field, so fans might want to think again before rushing up to any more scarecrows."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the National Farmers\' Union added: "Ed Sheeran might look like a scarecrow, but he\'s got so much money now that he does not need to stand in the middle of a field scaring birds for a living."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ed Sheeran fans invade Suffolk carrot field', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '278-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:28:31', '2015-08-07 10:28:31', '', 278, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/278-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1371, 1, '2015-08-07 10:29:48', '2015-08-07 10:29:48', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailway Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThe Queen has sent Greater Anglia railways a telegram to celebrate its InterCity fleet reaching a remarkable 100 years old.\r\n\r\nThe locos are the oldest in the industry, taking frustrated passengers from Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex into London everyday in sheer discomfort and filth.\r\n\r\nBut Her Majesty was clearly impressed by the landmark birthday, and sent the trains a telegram - just as she does to any loyal subject who makes it to the grand old age of 100.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.518519% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/164132906?et=IrJGsrW7SURtit-wQprQGA&sig=tvPB1tGbuM9r_p3ATILbZOhNkSqJ5yA51Xe5fy3aIj0=" width="594" height="407" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/164132906" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><Center><i>The Queen inspects a Greater Anglia carriage</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia were delighted with the 100-year-old milestone for its trains.\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "People may mock us for having the oldest and most decrepit train fleet in the history of the world, but the old girls are still going, despite some unfortunate mishaps along the way.\r\n\r\n"Her Majesty The Queen was very kind to send out a telegram. It means a lot, and hopefully the trains will keep going for many years to come."\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace spokesman told Suffolk Gazette: "The telegrams are normally sent to people who have made it to 100 years old. But Her Majesty was so impressed that Greater Anglia still have trains going at that age, that she felt she had to send a telegram to them as well.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia\'s InterCity fleet first came into use during the reign of Queen Victoria, and has not been changed since. How they are still going is anyone\'s guess."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed Greater Anglia was the only UK train company to receive the telegram honour.\r\n\r\n"Everyone else uses modern trains," he said.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Queen sends 100th birthday telegram to a train', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '291-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:29:48', '2015-08-07 10:29:48', '', 291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1374, 1, '2015-08-07 10:32:00', '2015-08-07 10:32:00', 'A Norfolk business which specialises in making six-fingered gloves has posted an astonishing £100 million profit.\r\n\r\nChairman of Keep It In The Family Ltd, Mr Ken Ary, said the firm had gone from strength to strength in recent years thanks to astonishing local demand.\r\n\r\n"Everyone in Norwich and throughout the county of Norfolk needs six-fingered gloves, and we spotted the gap in the market. Demand has been so good that we are proud to post £100 million profit figures today."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/norfolk-glove-six-finger-e1425028251785.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/norfolk-glove-six-finger-e1425028251785.jpg" alt="norfolk-glove-six-finger" width="500" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-302" /></a><center><i>The Norfolk six-fingered glove</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut it was not all good news for the Keep It In The Family business. Mr Ary said its range of flip-flops footwear had to be withdrawn since locals with webbed feet could not wear them.\r\n\r\n"It was a set-back, but thankfully the six-fingered glove sales have more than made up for it."\r\n\r\nTo celebrate the bumper profits, Keep It In The Family is handing out thousands of pairs of the six-fingered gloves to Norwich City fans outside Carrow Road before this Sunday\'s crucial derby with East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\n[caption id="attachment_303" align="alignleft" width="150"]<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/alex-neil-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/alex-neil-norwich-150x150.jpg" alt="Alex Neil" width="150" height="150" class="size-thumbnail wp-image-303" /></a> Alex Neil[/caption]The firm has even signed a deal with Norwich City manager Alex Neil to wear their gloves on the touchline.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "We are very pleased to have partnered with Keep It In The Family, and are grateful for the work they do for local Norwich fans."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Mr Ary said the firm was expanding its specialist clothing range.\r\n\r\n"Should Norwich somehow manage to gain promotion back to the Premier League this year, then we have prepared by making some very big hats and oversized boots.\r\n\r\n"Already the local supporters are showing signs of being too big for their boots - and their heads are getting bigger by the day."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norfolk six-fingered gloves make £100million profit', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '301-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:32:00', '2015-08-07 10:32:00', '', 301, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/301-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1376, 1, '2015-08-07 10:34:46', '2015-08-07 10:34:46', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\r\n\r\nA 100-metre-tall sculpture of a giant turnip is to be built alongside the A14 as a dramatic welcome to Suffolk visitors.\r\n\r\nFollowing the success of the Angel Of The North, built in Gateshead in 1998, Suffolk tourist bosses wanted to create a similar contemporary sculpture that would be the envy of the rest of the country.\r\n\r\nA competition was held throughout Suffolok to come up with ideas, and entries were narrowed down to the Turnip Of The East and a similar idea for a giant pea, backed by the We Need A Pea campaign.\r\n\r\nA special reader vote in the Suffolk Gazette saw the Turnip Of The East being the runaway winner.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:498px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.076305% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/174687596?et=YkDJpy2GT8Vm1fuQfv5F_A&sig=TmU9zW6q6r6gaY1pD8ksHDaFfZaQu3DtIY7cRsCKwcU=" width="498" height="344" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/174687596" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Turnip for the books: giant scultpure will be 100 metres tall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nWork is due to begin next year, and famous turnip-loving artist Cedric Baldrick is expected to build it.\r\n\r\nThe exact site for the Turnip Of The East is still being discussed, but one favourite spot is beside the A14 near Newmarket, where the giant vegetable will be a stunning figure towering over the famous horseracing course.\r\n\r\nA tourism department insider said: "The Turnip Of The East will be a remarkable gateway to Suffolk. Motorists heading east along the A14 will be in awe of the giant sculpture as they arrive in the county past Newmarket.\r\n\r\n"And it will be the last thing people see when they leave Suffolk, providing an everlasting, treasured memory of the county."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk County Council said: "We are confident the Turnip Of The East will be even more popular than the Angel Of The North, and it will promote Suffolk as a rural delight to be savoured.\r\n\r\n"The giant turnip will celebrate Suffolk\'s agricultural heritage, and there is no doubt it will be the talk of the whole country."\r\n\r\nPlans for the turnip show it will be made of weather-resistant fibreglass, and will have an internal lift system, so visitors will be able to soar 100 metres into the air and stand on a viewing platform on top of the turnip.\r\n\r\nThe project is expected to cost £22 million, and will be paid for by an increase in grateful Suffolk residents\' council tax.\r\n\r\nHowever, mobile phone manufacturers will be expected to contribute to the cost by paying to put their masts on top, disguised as green turnip leaves.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:506px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.798419% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/sb10070029a-001?et=EbHdyXyVTalSXZRVLqQ_bw&sig=DeMhbccDtgzpuLMYgKZeEJaqnePIhuPxQxksF3DZnXw=" width="506" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/sb10070029a-001" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Angel Of The North will be inferior to Turnip Of The East</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Giant Turnip Of The East sculpture approved', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '315-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:34:46', '2015-08-07 10:34:46', '', 315, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/315-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1377, 1, '2015-08-07 10:36:15', '2015-08-07 10:36:15', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nRob Banks, Suffolk Gazette\'s esteemed Crime Editor, has been arrested by detectives investigating alleged corrupt payments to public officials.\r\n\r\nCops suspect Banks, 34, from Cockfield, near Sudbury, bought a Suffolk Police HQ gardener a cup of tea in order to gain information for a string of impressive scoops, including his recent exclusive story about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police Apache helicopter blowing up a vicarage</a>.\r\n\r\nBanks is the latest in a worrying list of journalists to be arrested for allegedly paying public officials, including a number of senior staff at The Sun newspaper.\r\n\r\nHis luxury house was raided at dawn yesterday while he slept inside with his two cats and someone else\'s wife.\r\n\r\nA police insider (whom Suffolk Gazette did not pay or bribe in any way to get this quote) said: "The top brass suspected for some time that Rob Banks was paying someone on the inside.\r\n\r\n"His tremendous scoops about the force Apache helicopter were the last straw, and they decided to arrest Banks as part of Operation Elveden, which is being led by the Metropolitan Police to crack down on journalists and corrupt officials."\r\n\r\nBanks\' laywer, Sue Grabbit, from Sue Grabbit and Run solicitors said: "I can confirm our client Mr Banks was arrested at 5.30am yesterday. He is yet to be charged with any offence, and maintains his innocence.\r\n\r\n"He claims specifically that the Suffolk Police gardener actually bought HIM the cup of tea, and therefore no offence was committed.\r\n\r\n"However, he does admit taking a number of blank invoices from the cafe and using them to make false expense claims at the Suffolk Gazette, and that is a matter being dealt with privately by the paper\'s Editor."\r\n\r\nBanks\' neighbours in sleepy Cockfield last night spoke of their shock at the arrest. One, Doris Morris, said: "We were woken up by a terrible commotion. I heard police sirens and screeching tyres, so shook my husband, Norris Morris, and told him to look out of the bedroom window.\r\n\r\n"There were ten police cars and a police van, and he said he saw that nice Mr Banks being led out in handcuffs.\r\n\r\n"I hope they let him out soon. He\'s a very nice man."\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman said: "We can not comment on this case.\r\n\r\n"Unless you give us £100 in a brown envelope."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Our crime editor Rob Banks arrested', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '323-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:36:15', '2015-08-07 10:36:15', '', 323, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/323-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1378, 1, '2015-08-07 10:37:21', '2015-08-07 10:37:21', '<b>By Rose Cutting\r\nGardening Editor</b>\r\n\r\nAn outbreak of lawn mowing could reach epidemic proportions this weekend - sparking warnings for families with young children and pets to stay indoors.\r\n\r\nThe first sign of warmer weather on Saturday and Sunday will send hundreds of thousands of insane men running to the garden shed to fire up their lawn mowers.\r\n\r\nBut so many of them will be cutting their beloved grass at once that the noise in some neighbourhoods will reach dangerously high levels.\r\n\r\nThe situation will be made worse because it is the first cut of the year, leading to much shouting and swearing as lawn mowers across Suffolk fail to work properly.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Ipswich council\'s noise abatement team said: "Every year it is the same. As we get into March, the first sign of a sunny weekend day has catastrophic results.\r\n\r\n"Men take leave of their senses and rush into the garden at once. But this causes the most dreadful noise issues, and we are advising people to stay indoors."\r\n\r\nHowever, members of the council\'s parks department said the problem would be eased if most of those attempting to cut their grass landscaped their back gardens.\r\n\r\nOne said: "We would advise ripping up the lawn and replacing it with astroturf - or better still, concrete it over."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for B & Q said they were expecting to sell out of lawn mowers this weekend. "Everyone realises too late that their lawn mower does not work after the winter lay-off.\r\n\r\n"They then have to rush out and buy a new one, otherwise their grass will remain untouched and they will be shouted at by their wives, which simply adds further to the noise pollution problem."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Lawn-mowing epidemic fears', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '336-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:37:21', '2015-08-07 10:37:21', '', 336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1379, 1, '2015-08-07 10:38:38', '2015-08-07 10:38:38', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread anger across Suffolk today when a woman revealed she had received a private phone call from a member of her family.\r\n\r\nTracy McDougal, from Halesworth, was sitting at home watching television at 8.30pm on Friday when her house telephone rang for the 17th time that evening.\r\n\r\nBut she was shocked to discover it was her sister, Beryl from Southampton, and not a sales call.\r\n\r\nLike everyone else, Tracy, 35, is used to a reassuring constant stream of calls selling payment protection compensation, solar panels and personal injury claims, so getting a phone call from someone she actually knew was an upsetting jolt.\r\n\r\n"How can this be allowed to happen?" wailed Tracy, who works in a bacon factory. "We all know phones are meant to be used only by persistent cold callers.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t know what Beryl was thinking of - it\'s not as though she had anything interesting to say."\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.835017% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3316726?et=I-TGHXWbR1RYcSQ81YP1QQ&sig=8FgkzFCADRXBuyokT5fx1fZ4Wzwvmf0Y0vGUn8C3dBE=" width="594" height="397" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3316726" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Tracy McDougal chatting to a double glazing salesman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTracy is now considering making a complaint to the OFCOM, the telecoms watchdog. "Let\'s just say Beryl won\'t be ringing me again. I had a call from a nice man from India selling stock investments, and he said he had tried earlier but my phone was engaged. It\'s so annoying for him.\r\n\r\n"It just goes to show what a nuisance private calls are."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for OFCOM said Suffolk residents worried about nuisance private phone calls should sign up with their free telephone preference service, which blocks calls from friends and family.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a free service and it can save you hours of frustration, 24/7."\r\n\r\nMrs McDougal\'s local MP, Suffolk Coastal\'s Terese White-Coffey, said she would be writing to OFCOM to demand action.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Fury as woman receives private, non-sales phone call', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '340-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:38:38', '2015-08-07 10:38:38', '', 340, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/340-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1380, 1, '2015-08-07 10:39:50', '2015-08-07 10:39:50', '<b>By Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nOne of cricket\'s major problems has been solved by a Suffolk business - which has developed the world\'s first left-handed cricket bat.\r\n\r\nUsing technology loosely based on America\'s left-handed baseball bats, the new product will allow left-handed batsmen to have proper equipment for the first time.\r\n\r\nNo longer will famous left handers like West Indian legend Brian Lara or England\'s David Gower have to make do with right-handed bats, which means they have to use the back of the bat when they play.\r\n\r\nMr Joe King, chief executive of Stowmarket-based Iffy Products, explained: "We saw how they developed a baseball bat for left handers in the United States, and realised the same hush-hush technology could be used in cricket bats.\r\n\r\n"We developed the bat over many years and have finally come up with the perfect solution.\r\n\r\n"Some may say it looks exactly like a right-handed bat. But that is deliberate, so that left handers do not feel different to the right-handed majority."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:354px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:135.875706% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/84405741?et=m6HqwX7xRRdjurBS51WO8w&sig=O8AywHxSAJES2duw9sUddC2q6nE7evrP1k-hUf6NLSw=" width="354" height="481" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/84405741" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Joe King with his left-handed cricket bat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr King explained that the bats would come with a reasonable price tag of £899, or £1,500 for two. "It\'s a brilliant deal, and one that could make England world beaters if they sign up as our exclusive endorser," he said.\r\n\r\nHe added it was a shame former England captain David Gower had retired from cricket. "I am confident Gower would have been a keen fan of our left-handed bat," Mr King said.\r\n\r\nHowever, the product was called into question by Suffolk\'s Trading Standards department.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "These left-handed bats look remarkably like normal cricket bats. In fact, we struggle to find any difference, and as far as we know left-handed batsmen use normal bats like everyone else."\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.023569% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/453819782?et=l5xKHMHmQiFRqhim2Uz_MQ&sig=nTNAIGw5FEeVV-_ScUxIP0zWtux-WuM9Tl0Qn7z9DP8=" width="445" height="307" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/453819782" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>England\'s David Gower with The Ashes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'World\'s first left-handed cricket bat', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '345-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:39:50', '2015-08-07 10:39:50', '', 345, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/345-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1381, 1, '2015-08-07 10:41:09', '2015-08-07 10:41:09', 'Suffolk Gazette motoring columnist Jeremy Clarkson has been sacked after he threw the Editor off a cliff.\r\n\r\nHe and Suffolk Gazette staff had a furious row over the direction of his column in the paper and the choice of biscuits.\r\n\r\nAnd when The Editor demanded a lunchtime showdown meeting with Clarkson at Dunwich, the controversial Top Gear star lost his cool.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/137299673?et=6Lb9CuP_Sg5S6gqGaRwwLw&sig=Yrs0rmL7hZdMQA8EkxSJ10LsoxnRe6yuzOuiKvLzq7A=" width="445" height="296" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/137299673" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Clarkson leaves the Suffolk Gazette offices for the last time</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Gazette said: "Jeremy and the Editor had a blazing row.\r\n\r\n"The Editor wanted Clarkson to write more about tractors, but Jeremy would not budge.\r\n\r\n"The argument got worse - and then he suddenly gave the Editor a Chinese burn, grabbed his coat and threw him off Dunwich cliff."\r\n\r\nAmazingly the Editor was unhurt as a passing dog walker on the beach below broke his 50-foot fall.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:346px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:128.571429% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3248147?et=QtdbqBRjR5hTlk7OffjnIw&sig=TqI3LT8DXpp0tb2oW5ZrYgwZHIeGZAzGu50vnqvbVdA=&caption=true" width="346" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3248147" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Dangerous: Dunwich cliffs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nClarkson, who has sparked controversy over his comments about Norfolk, and who was once hounded out of Norwich while writing a Suffolk Gazette column about a Lotus with the number plate 1TFC, was sacked on the spot.\r\n\r\nHe began his career on the Suffolk Gazette as a cub reporter in 1963, moving up to be chief farming correspondent in 1978.\r\n\r\nBut his love of cars (and the fact the Suffolk farmers hated him) saw him launch the paper\'s first motoring column in 1983.\r\n\r\nHe earned millions a year from his successful column, allowing him to do some filming for the BBC show Top Gear in his spare time.\r\n\r\nClarkson\'s row with the Suffolk Gazette Editor came just days after the BBC suspended him over a fracas with a producer.\r\n\r\nClarkson, 74, said last night: "Some say he is the best Editor in the world. All I know is he likes tractors. I quit."\r\n\r\nAnd on that bombshell...\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suffolk Gazette sacks Jeremy Clarkson', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '355-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:41:09', '2015-08-07 10:41:09', '', 355, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/355-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1382, 1, '2015-08-07 10:42:52', '2015-08-07 10:42:52', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent</B>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Crime Editor Rob Banks will not be charged with bribing public officials, police confirmed today.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/our-crime-editor-rob-banks-arrested/" target="_blank">Mr Banks had been arrested for allegedly paying a police gardener</a> for information that led to a string of huge exclusives about Suffolk Police\'s Apache helictoper - including the fact that it <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">accidentally blew up a vicarage</a>.\r\n\r\nHe has been held in a cell for more than a week, but police, whose toilets are closed for repairs, say they have nothing to go on.\r\n\r\nBanks, 34, from Cockfield, said he was delighted to be released, and was looking forward to getting back to work on the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"It\'s been difficult for my family," he said. "But the support of the Suffolk Gazette readers has been huge. I know for a fact that the Chief Constable is a keen reader, so that probably helped."\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette Editor is still to carry out an internal investigation after Banks admitted submitting some dodgy expense claims following his coffee and cakes with the police gardener.\r\n\r\nThe Editor said: "I will deal with Banks privately. But I will say I am delighted he has been released without charge. He is a fine reporter."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Rob Banks released', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '374-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:42:52', '2015-08-07 10:42:52', '', 374, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/374-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1383, 1, '2015-08-07 10:44:35', '2015-08-07 10:44:35', '<b>By Tudor Lickspittle\r\nRoyal Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe Queen has banned selfie sticks from all her palaces - because they upset her beloved Corgies.\r\n\r\nRoyal staff noticed the dogs thought they were sticks to be thrown so they could chase and retrieve them.\r\n\r\nBut the pampered pooches then became sad when all people did was use them to take pictures of themselves.\r\n\r\nThe problem became acute outside Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle, where thousands of visitors were using selfie sticks each day.\r\n\r\nAnd the news will come as further blow to selfie-stick lovers, coming after a number of institutions like the National Gallery also imposed a ban.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace source told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Corgies were yapping constantly because they kept seeing people with sticks at the gates.\r\n\r\n"They assumed the were to be thrown for them, so they could have a game. But the tourists simply attached cameras to the sticks and took pictures of themselves.\r\n\r\n"The Queen was furious. She hates anything that might upset the precious Royal Corgies - so she has ordered a blanket selfie-stick ban.\r\n\r\n"Anyone spotted using them outside the Palace will be asked politely to stop by soldiers on sentry duty."\r\n\r\nWorryingly, the source added: "If they still persist, Her Majesty has ordered staff to set the dogs on them."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.468013% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/57077707?et=BIHKInJuRjtr8mVS19FOgw&sig=EhNLRG-7_B59modYiiDy4BOY1D4h5FWrhu4ZHrWXypM=" width="445" height="282" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/57077707" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The Queen and her corgies look out for tourists with selfie sticks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Royal ban was criticised last night by Suffolk selfie-stick manufacturer IStickitupyou Ltd. Sales Director Yassir Ikanboogie said: "I think the Queen has been a little too quick off the mark here.\r\n\r\n"Selfie sticks provide a perfect way for visitors to record moments to be treasured for ever with their cameras and iPhones.\r\n\r\n"Now their last photos could be of themselves being chased by a pack of snarling Corgies."\r\n\r\nIStickitupyou, which is based in Framlingham and employs 2,600 people, has been making selfie sticks for 75 years, and now fears redundancies.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/buckingham-palace-selfie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/buckingham-palace-selfie-225x300.jpg" alt="buckingham-palace-selfie" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-381" /></a><center><i>A tourist\'s selfie at Buckingham Palace</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the Kennel Club was pleased with the Royal ban. "Dogs can easily get confused by selfie sticks. They always want to play, and so will become frustrated when no-one throws the stick for them."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Queen bans selfie sticks', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '380-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:44:35', '2015-08-07 10:44:35', '', 380, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/380-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1384, 1, '2015-08-07 10:46:38', '2015-08-07 10:46:38', '<b>By Nobby Jockey\r\nRacing Editor</b>\r\n\r\nDashing Cornishman Ross Poldark is a shock entry for the Grand National, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nTrainers have been impressed with the handsome star\'s riding skills on Sunday night prime-time TV hit, Poldark.\r\n\r\nHe spends most of each hour-long episode riding his horse along Cornwall cliff tops at breakneck speed, despite wearing a huge hat and cape.\r\n\r\nHorse racing experts spotted his talent and soon made discreet enquiries to Poldark\'s Cornish estate about signing him up for the big race at Aintree next month.\r\n\r\nNewmarket trainer Leicester Biggot got his man and will now partner Poldark with his much-fancied horse Adnams Bitter in the Grand National.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his famous Suffolk yard, Biggot said: "Poldark shows exceptional speed and skill on his horse every Sunday night on television.\r\n\r\n"And he does this time and again - it\'s almost as though he does nothing else. No wonder his family mining operation ground to a halt.\r\n\r\n"Now I can put his riding skills to good use in the biggest horse race on earth."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/poldark-horse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/poldark-horse-300x169.jpg" alt="poldark-horse" width="300" height="169" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-394" /></a><center><i>Poldark training for the Grand National</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nBookies have already made Poldark even money to win the National on Adnams Bitter.\r\n\r\nPaddy Power\'s Kenny Wynn said: "It\'s safe to say Poldark will be the housewives\' favourite for the Grand National this year."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to contact Poldark in the 18th Century for a comment, but he was out riding along a remote Cornish cliff top.\r\n\r\nBut his alluring kitchen wench said: "He does love to mount up and have a good ride.\r\n\r\n"And he definitely likes finishing first."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Poldark to ride in Grand National', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '393-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:46:38', '2015-08-07 10:46:38', '', 393, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/393-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1385, 1, '2015-08-07 10:47:44', '2015-08-07 10:47:44', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk tractor has been caught doing 125mph along the A12.\r\n\r\nFarmer Ernie Ecclestone was spotted by police as he raced along near Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nEcclestone, 57, admitted he was speeding in his Massey Ferguson tractor, claiming he was late for ploughing his field in Theberton.\r\n\r\nThe extraordinary speed of 125mph is one of the highest ever seen by Suffolk Police.\r\n\r\nA traffic cop said: "We had a car towing a caravan at 115mph last summer, but this tractor was really pushing it."\r\n\r\nEcclestone pleaded guilty to speeding when he appeared before Leiston magistrates yesterday.\r\n\r\nBut chairman of the bench, Mrs Margaret Ecclestone, let the farmer walk free.\r\n\r\nShe explained: "My husband assures me he won\'t do it again."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Police catch tractor doing 125mph', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '398-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:47:44', '2015-08-07 10:47:44', '', 398, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/398-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1386, 1, '2015-08-07 10:49:10', '2015-08-07 10:49:10', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)\r\n\r\nChancellor George Osborne has unveiled a one-off tax break to dozens of specialist shops in seaside towns that sell over-priced interior goods, designer children’s wear and posh food.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk’s high-class coastal towns including Aldeburgh, Southwold and Walberswick will qualify for the special tax break which will apply to all shops owned by the partners of London-based media executives.\r\n\r\nIn today\'s much-anticipated Budget, Mr Osborne has relaxed Corporation Tax specifically for those owners, discounting the 20 per cent rate by half.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/suffolk-coast.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/suffolk-coast-225x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-coast" width="225" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-406" /></a><b>Pelmets</b>\r\n\r\nIn his final Budget speech before a Tory walkover in the Eastern Counties, Mr Osborne said: “Those little shops now infest high streets called things like Mummy’s Kitchen and Debbie’s Delights\r\n\r\n"They deliver such a useful service to the economies of struggling coastal towns that I feel compelled to give them the tax breaks they deserve.”\r\n\r\nTo qualify for the new tax break the shops must be owned by the partners of ex-pat Londoners and the goods they sell must be deemed to be appealing to the so-called “Yummy Mummy” - and have no apparent practical use.\r\n\r\nThe news was welcomed by Hermione Chomondely-Battersea, owner of Pippa’s Pelmets in Southwold.\r\n\r\n<b>Election bribe</b>\r\n\r\nShe squeaked: “This is just amazing. It will be really handy when it comes to selling my hand-made curtain coverings because I can normally only add a 250 per cent margin. Cheers to Mr Osborne! Amazing.”\r\n\r\nIt is estimated by experts at the Suffolk Higher Institute for Taxation the tax-tweak looks set to save the owners up to £1,000 a week in the high season – a move which could cost the Treasury more than £500,000 a year.\r\n\r\nProf Ron Cobblers, head spokesman for  SHIT, said: “It would be easy to think this pointless gesture to the dopey wives of rich London-based media executives could be a blatant election bribe in a county which already thinks these shops are silly and pointless.” \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Posh seaside shops get Budget boost', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '403-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:49:10', '2015-08-07 10:49:10', '', 403, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/403-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1387, 1, '2015-08-07 10:50:25', '2015-08-07 10:50:25', '<b>By Ben Twarters\r\nSecurity Editor\r\n\r\nWanted former CIA spy Ted Snowman is making a clandestine living growing hydroponic vegetables in a former US air force nuclear bomb dump, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe renegade former secret agent, who is the subject of numerous extradition attempts by United States security services, spilled the beans on his website WikiLeeks accusing his former employers of hacking into every mobile phone call.\r\n\r\nIt was thought Snowman, 30, was living in exile in Moscow under the protection of Russian Agriculture Minster, Vladimir Spinichovich.\r\n\r\nHowever, we can reveal he is today making a meagre living while in hiding - by entering his mutant vegetables in low-key fetes across East Anglia.\r\n\r\nVillage halls in the region have been stunned by the gigantic dimensions of normally modest produce, which have consistently picked up small cash prizes.\r\n\r\nSnowman took up residence in a tree-shrouded underground concrete bunker on an airbase near Woodbridge which was abandoned by the United States Air Force in 1989.\r\n\r\nThere is nothing to give away the entrance to his new 50-metre-long underground home in the middle of a the Suffolk copse.\r\n\r\n<b>42-kilo Swede</b>\r\n\r\nBut his presence was first noticed by local councillor, Lady Samphire O\'Bergine, who became suspicious after a 42-kilogram swede won best root vegetable at the Walsham-le-Gume annual show.\r\n\r\nLady Samphire said: "The mystery winner wasn\'t there to collect his prize of £10 and one of Mrs Maris-Piper\'s finest carrot cakes. This was most odd, as the victor would normally want to be photographed by the paper."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Carrot-cake.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Carrot-cake-300x217.jpg" alt="Carrot-cake" width="300" height="217" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-412" /></a><center><i>Abandoned: carrot cake</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nSnowman\'s ruse was finally rumbled when a contractor was seen dropping large quantities of a pungent substance, thought to be fertiliser, into the discreet copse which covers the entrance to his lair.\r\n\r\nApproached by the Suffolk Gazette, the obviously malnourished outlaw said: "The only hacking I do these days is through the cow parsley to get my front door. I am now totally dedicated to blowing open the closed world of competition vegetable growing."\r\n\r\nHearing of Snowman\'s exposure, former Suffolk resident and fellow fugitive Julius Asparagus says: "I\'ve always hated Swedes, but I am glad he has evaded capture. I hope they give his peas a chance."\r\n\r\n<b>Okra Winfrey</b>\r\n\r\nMr Snowman has reportedly refused several interview requests including one from legendary US talk show host Okra Winfrey.\r\n\r\nPC Al Ottment, of Walsham-le-Gume police, said: "We will make a root and branch investigation which hopefully will bear fruit."\r\n\r\nPentagon spooksperson, Lt Col Chard "Curly" Kale said: "We cannot confirm or deny the presence, or indeed absence, of any such person as Mr Snowman and even if he did exist we would be unable to confirm or deny whether or not there is an ongoing investigation."\r\n\r\nUnder pressure from the Suffolk Gazette, Col Kale conceded: "No sir, I don\'t much like Swede either."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'CIA whistleblower vegetates in nuclear bunker', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '408-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-07 10:50:25', '2015-08-07 10:50:25', '', 408, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/408-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
