INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6799, 1, '2017-06-13 13:20:32', '2017-06-13 13:20:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg" alt="Old tools" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4928" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nArcheologists were today celebrating a spectacular new find that proves metal tools may have been used in Norfolk as far back as 1946.</b>\r\n\r\nA dig near Dereham has unearthed items including rare iron spanners, a wrench, what appears to be a hammer and even four nails that have been carbon-dated to a period just after the Second World War.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExperts say the exciting discovery proves Norfolk people were intelligent enough to make or repair things using metal tools decades before the previous best estimate of around 1970.\r\n\r\nProfessor Doug Anderson, of the University of East Anglia said: "A turnip farmer at Sutton, near Dereham, found what appeared to be an old nail and called in our team of archaeologists. We dug a huge hole and unearthed a treasure trove of tools, as well as a lot of turnips.\r\n\r\n"No one would have believed this area of Britain was capable of such intelligence as early as 1946."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpecialists are now restoring the priceless <a type=amzn >tools</a> before presenting them for public display in Norwich Museum next month.\r\n\r\nA museum spokesman said: "This new exhibit will create quite a stir locally. The tools were found on the land of a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who has farmed the area with his sister and their eight children for the past 30 years."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler was unavailable for comment, but is believed to be planning to call the farm Sutton Hoooooo in a greedy bid to attract tourists.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dig proves tools used in Norfolk as far back as 1946', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4926-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-13 13:20:32', '2017-06-13 13:20:32', '', 4926, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4926-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6802, 1, '2017-06-14 08:39:47', '2017-06-14 08:39:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wine-diet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wine-diet.jpg" alt="Bedtime wine diet" width="886" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6803" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Drinking just half a bottle of wine before going to bed is a brilliant way to lose weight, dietitians have discovered.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the boozy routine was tested on women across Britain - who have been able to lose as much as five kilograms a month as a result.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe <em>Just One More Wine Diet</em> works with red, white or even rosé wines, and has been found to suit women of all ages (so long as they can afford the wine)..\r\n\r\nAnyone keen to shed the pounds can eat normally during the day and even enjoy a sizeable evening meal.\r\n\r\nBut by glugging three glasses of wine before climbing into bed, the metabolism kicks in and chews up the calories for hours while you sleep.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette diet expert <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/cakewatchers/">Fatima Bottomley</a> said: "This is a wonderful new diet, and I for one have been working hard on it for a couple of years now. The results are remarkable!"\r\n\r\nThe <em>Just One More Wine Diet</em> plan is available for FREE in this <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">easy e-learning course here</a>.\r\n\r\nAnnette Wilkinson, a professor of medicine at Suffolk University said: "Drinking wine used to be a guilty secret pleasure for many, but now research proves three glasses at bedtime will help you lose weight faster than any other diet fad out there.\r\n\r\n"Now you can lose the pounds with carefree abandon without having to worry about bothersome salads and fat-free yoghurt."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Lose weight by drinking half a bottle of wine before bed', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'wine-diet', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:57:44', '2017-06-21 10:57:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6802', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6804, 1, '2017-06-14 08:39:47', '2017-06-14 08:39:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wine-diet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wine-diet.jpg" alt="Bedtime wine diet" width="886" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6803" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Drinking just half a bottle of wine before going to bed is a brilliant way to lose weight, dietitians have discovered.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the boozy routine was tested on women across Britain - who have been able to lose as much as five kilograms a month as a result.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe <em>Just One More Wine Diet</em>, laid out in a simple and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">free e-learning course available here</a>, works with red, white or even rosé wines.\r\n\r\nAnyone keen to shed the pounds can eat normally during the day and even enjoy a sizeable evening meal.\r\n\r\nBut by glugging three glasses of wine before climbing into bed, the metabolism kicks in chews up the calories for hours while you sleep.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette diet expert Fatima Bottomley said: "This is a wonderful new diet, and I for one have been working hard on it for a couple of years now. The results are remarkable!"\r\n\r\nAnnette Wilkinson, a professor of medicine at Suffolk University said: "Drinking wine used to be a guilty secret pleasure for many, but now research proves three glasses at bedtime will help you lose weight faster than any other diet fad out there.\r\n\r\n"Now you can lose the pounds with carefree abandon without having to worry about bothersome salads and fat-free yoghurt."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Lose weight by drinking half a bottle of wine before bed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6802-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-14 08:39:47', '2017-06-14 08:39:47', '', 6802, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6802-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6805, 1, '2017-06-14 08:40:45', '2017-06-14 08:40:45', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wine-diet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wine-diet.jpg" alt="Bedtime wine diet" width="886" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6803" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Drinking just half a bottle of wine before going to bed is a brilliant way to lose weight, dietitians have discovered.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the boozy routine was tested on women across Britain - who have been able to lose as much as five kilograms a month as a result.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe <em>Just One More Wine Diet</em>, laid out in a simple and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">free e-learning course available here</a>, works with red, white or even rosé wines.\r\n\r\nAnyone keen to shed the pounds can eat normally during the day and even enjoy a sizeable evening meal.\r\n\r\nBut by glugging three glasses of wine before climbing into bed, the metabolism kicks in chews up the calories for hours while you sleep.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette diet expert <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/cakewatchers/">Fatima Bottomley</a> said: "This is a wonderful new diet, and I for one have been working hard on it for a couple of years now. The results are remarkable!"\r\n\r\nAnnette Wilkinson, a professor of medicine at Suffolk University said: "Drinking wine used to be a guilty secret pleasure for many, but now research proves three glasses at bedtime will help you lose weight faster than any other diet fad out there.\r\n\r\n"Now you can lose the pounds with carefree abandon without having to worry about bothersome salads and fat-free yoghurt."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Lose weight by drinking half a bottle of wine before bed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6802-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-14 08:40:45', '2017-06-14 08:40:45', '', 6802, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6802-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6807, 1, '2017-06-14 08:43:10', '2017-06-14 08:43:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wine-diet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wine-diet.jpg" alt="Bedtime wine diet" width="886" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6803" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Drinking just half a bottle of wine before going to bed is a brilliant way to lose weight, dietitians have discovered.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the boozy routine was tested on women across Britain - who have been able to lose as much as five kilograms a month as a result.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe <em>Just One More Wine Diet</em> works with red, white or even rosé wines, and has been found to suit women of all ages (so long as they can afford the wine)..\r\n\r\nAnyone keen to shed the pounds can eat normally during the day and even enjoy a sizeable evening meal.\r\n\r\nBut by glugging three glasses of wine before climbing into bed, the metabolism kicks in chews up the calories for hours while you sleep.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette diet expert <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/cakewatchers/">Fatima Bottomley</a> said: "This is a wonderful new diet, and I for one have been working hard on it for a couple of years now. The results are remarkable!"\r\n\r\nThe <em>Just One More Wine Diet</em> plan is available for FREE in this <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">easy e-learning course here</a>.\r\n\r\nAnnette Wilkinson, a professor of medicine at Suffolk University said: "Drinking wine used to be a guilty secret pleasure for many, but now research proves three glasses at bedtime will help you lose weight faster than any other diet fad out there.\r\n\r\n"Now you can lose the pounds with carefree abandon without having to worry about bothersome salads and fat-free yoghurt."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Lose weight by drinking half a bottle of wine before bed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6802-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-14 08:43:10', '2017-06-14 08:43:10', '', 6802, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6802-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6810, 1, '2017-06-14 12:52:38', '2017-06-14 12:52:38', '<strong>By Markymark\r\n\r\nChancellor Philip Hammond has confirmed that the triple lock on MPs salaries will be retained while everyone else suffers.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe latest government u-turn has been welcomed by all parties, and will likely avert any leadership challenge from Boris Johnson or Michael Gove for at least three days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Hammond took time out from opening a food bank in his Runnymede and Weybridge constituency to confirm the news.\r\n\r\n"Conservative MPs and our best friends forever in the DUP recognise the need for stable government at this critical time." he said.\r\n\r\n"Retaining the triple lock will ensure that a second, third or fourth home will remain achievable for ordinary, hardworking members of parliament. The shadow Chancellor, John McDonnell, has raised the matter several times with me and I know he supports the redistribution of wealth, even if it is being redistributed back to MPs.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I also have his copy of Mao\'s little red book which George Osborne has confirmed is about to be serialised in the London Evening Standard." \r\n\r\nThe triple lock on MPs salaries will guarantee that they increase every year by the higher of inflation, average earnings or a minimum of 2.5%. This follows a recent £1,049 increase less than two years after MPs reluctantly awarded themselves a 10% pay rise.\r\n\r\nMr Hammond confirmed that the triple lock would be funded through the planting of magic money trees in Jeremy Corbyn and Emily Thornberry\'s Islington constituencies.\r\n\r\nMPs currently trouser around £76,000 a year.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Triple lock on MPs salaries will stay, Chancellor confirms', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'triple-lock-mps', '', '', '2017-06-15 09:35:24', '2017-06-15 09:35:24', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6810', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6812, 1, '2017-06-14 12:52:38', '2017-06-14 12:52:38', '<strong>By Markymark\r\n\r\nChancellor Philip Hammond has confirmed that the triple lock on MPs salaries will be retained while everyone else suffers.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe latest government u-turn has been welcomed by all parties, and will likely avert any leadership challenge from Boris Johnson or Michael Gove for at least three days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Hammond took time out from opening a food bank in his Runnymede and Weybridge constituency to confirm the news.\r\n\r\n"Conservative MPs and our best friends forever in the DUP recognise the need for stable government at this critical time." he said.\r\n\r\n"Retaining the triple lock will ensure that a second, third or fourth home will remain achievable for ordinary, hardworking members of parliament. The shadow Chancellor, John Mcdonnell, has raised the matter several times with me and I know he supports the redistribution of wealth, even if it is being redistributed back to MPs.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I also have his copy of Mao\'s little red book which George Osborne has confirmed is about to be serialised in the London Evening Standard." \r\n\r\nThe triple lock on MPs salaries will guarantee that they increase every year by the higher of inflation, average earnings or a minimum of 2.5%. This follows a recent £1,049 increase less than two years after MPs reluctantly awarded themselves a 10% pay rise.\r\n\r\nMr Hammond confirmed that the triple lock would be funded through the planting of magic money trees in Jeremy Corbyn and Emily Thornberry\'s Islington constituencies.\r\n\r\nMPs currently trouser around £76,000 a year.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Triple lock on MPs salaries will stay, Chancellor confirms', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6810-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-14 12:52:38', '2017-06-14 12:52:38', '', 6810, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6810-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6813, 1, '2017-06-14 12:54:03', '2017-06-14 12:54:03', '<strong>By Markymark\r\n\r\nChancellor Philip Hammond has confirmed that the triple lock on MPs salaries will be retained while everyone else suffers.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe latest government u-turn has been welcomed by all parties, and will likely avert any leadership challenge from Boris Johnson or Michael Gove for at least three days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Hammond took time out from opening a food bank in his Runnymede and Weybridge constituency to confirm the news.\r\n\r\n"Conservative MPs and our best friends forever in the DUP recognise the need for stable government at this critical time." he said.\r\n\r\n"Retaining the triple lock will ensure that a second, third or fourth home will remain achievable for ordinary, hardworking members of parliament. The shadow Chancellor, John McDonnell, has raised the matter several times with me and I know he supports the redistribution of wealth, even if it is being redistributed back to MPs.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I also have his copy of Mao\'s little red book which George Osborne has confirmed is about to be serialised in the London Evening Standard." \r\n\r\nThe triple lock on MPs salaries will guarantee that they increase every year by the higher of inflation, average earnings or a minimum of 2.5%. This follows a recent £1,049 increase less than two years after MPs reluctantly awarded themselves a 10% pay rise.\r\n\r\nMr Hammond confirmed that the triple lock would be funded through the planting of magic money trees in Jeremy Corbyn and Emily Thornberry\'s Islington constituencies.\r\n\r\nMPs currently trouser around £76,000 a year.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Triple lock on MPs salaries will stay, Chancellor confirms', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6810-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-14 12:54:03', '2017-06-14 12:54:03', '', 6810, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6810-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6814, 1, '2017-06-15 10:45:46', '2017-06-15 10:45:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg" alt="Rick Astley songs" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6815" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Concerns have been raised after it was revealed that Rick Astley songs contain secret satanic messages when played backwards.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts now fear millions of people have been subjected to devil worshipping through hits such as <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em> - a number one in 25 countries - and <em>Together for Ever</em>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nResearch into popular music by academics at Suffolk University uncovered shocking chanting when Astley\'s music was played backwards.\r\n\r\nIn <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em>, listeners are told: "Summon the Prince of Darkness. He is the most frightening symbol of evil; the tempter, the soul snatcher who goes by many names."\r\n\r\nA further backward-playing lyric, timed at 2.05 on the single version of the hit song, adds: "In the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I renounce any and all past allegiances."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA passage in <em>Together for Ever</em> reveals: "I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God and sign my name in blood."\r\n\r\nThe chilling discoveries angered church leaders. The Rev Evan Elpuss, of St Peter and Waterman Church in Ipswich said: "Parents need to be aware of Rick Astley\'s music, and ensure their children do not play it backwards.\r\n\r\n"What may seem like harmless fun is extremely dangerous - you can not mess around with Satan. If you are affected, come to our Sunday service to renounce evil."\r\n\r\nMusic lovers were shocked. Gina Harris, 37, of Felixstowe, explained: "I always said Rick Astley\'s music was the work of the devil."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Secret satanic messages found in Rick Astley songs', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rick-astley-songs-devil', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:55:28', '2017-06-21 10:55:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6814', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6815, 1, '2017-06-15 10:40:23', '2017-06-15 10:40:23', 'Rick Astley songs contained secret satanic messages', 'rick astley songs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rick-astley-songs', '', '', '2017-06-15 10:40:46', '2017-06-15 10:40:46', '', 6814, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6816, 1, '2017-06-15 10:45:46', '2017-06-15 10:45:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg" alt="Rick Astley songs" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6815" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Concerns have been raised after it was revealed that Rick Astley songs contain secret satanic messages when played backwards.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts now fear millions of people have been subjected to devil worshipping through hits such as <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em> - a number one in 25 countries - and <em>Together for Ever</em>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nResearch into popular music by academics at Suffolk University uncovered shocking chanting when Astley\'s music was played backwards.\r\n\r\nIn <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em>, listeners are told: "Summon the Prince of Darkness. He is the most frightening symbol of evil; the tempter, the soul snatcher who goes by many names."\r\n\r\nA further backward-playing lyric, timed at 2.05 on the single version of the hit song, adds: "In the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I renounce any and all past allegiances."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA passage in <em>Together for Ever</em> proclaims: "I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God and sign my name in blood."\r\n\r\nThe chilling discoveries were met with concern by church leaders. The Rev Evan Elpuss, of St Peter and Waterman Church in Ipswich said: "Parents need to be aware of Rick Astley\'s music, and ensure their children do not play it backwards.\r\n\r\n"What may seem like harmless fun is extremely dangerous - you can not mess around with Satan. If you are affected, come to our Sunday service to renounce Satan."\r\n\r\nMusic lovers were shocked. Gina Harris, 37, of Felixstowe, explained: "I always said Rick Astley\'s music was the work of the devil."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Secret satanic messages found in Rick Astley songs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6814-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-15 10:45:46', '2017-06-15 10:45:46', '', 6814, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6814-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6817, 1, '2017-06-15 10:47:47', '2017-06-15 10:47:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg" alt="Rick Astley songs" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6815" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>Concerns have been raised after it was revealed that Rick Astley songs contain secret satanic messages when played backwards.</strong>\n\nExperts now fear millions of people have been subjected to devil worshipping through hits such as <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em> - a number one in 25 countries - and <em>Together for Ever</em>.\n\n\n\nResearch into popular music by academics at Suffolk University uncovered shocking chanting when Astley\'s music was played backwards.\n\nIn <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em>, listeners are told: "Summon the Prince of Darkness. He is the most frightening symbol of evil; the tempter, the soul snatcher who goes by many names."\n\nA further backward-playing lyric, timed at 2.05 on the single version of the hit song, adds: "In the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I renounce any and all past allegiances."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA passage in <em>Together for Ever</em> rev: "I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God and sign my name in blood."\n\nThe chilling discoveries were met with concern by church leaders. The Rev Evan Elpuss, of St Peter and Waterman Church in Ipswich said: "Parents need to be aware of Rick Astley\'s music, and ensure their children do not play it backwards.\n\n"What may seem like harmless fun is extremely dangerous - you can not mess around with Satan. If you are affected, come to our Sunday service to renounce Satan."\n\nMusic lovers were shocked. Gina Harris, 37, of Felixstowe, explained: "I always said Rick Astley\'s music was the work of the devil."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Secret satanic messages found in Rick Astley songs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6814-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-15 10:47:47', '2017-06-15 10:47:47', '', 6814, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6814-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6818, 1, '2017-06-15 10:47:52', '2017-06-15 10:47:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg" alt="Rick Astley songs" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6815" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Concerns have been raised after it was revealed that Rick Astley songs contain secret satanic messages when played backwards.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts now fear millions of people have been subjected to devil worshipping through hits such as <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em> - a number one in 25 countries - and <em>Together for Ever</em>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nResearch into popular music by academics at Suffolk University uncovered shocking chanting when Astley\'s music was played backwards.\r\n\r\nIn <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em>, listeners are told: "Summon the Prince of Darkness. He is the most frightening symbol of evil; the tempter, the soul snatcher who goes by many names."\r\n\r\nA further backward-playing lyric, timed at 2.05 on the single version of the hit song, adds: "In the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I renounce any and all past allegiances."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA passage in <em>Together for Ever</em> reveals: "I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God and sign my name in blood."\r\n\r\nThe chilling discoveries were met with concern by church leaders. The Rev Evan Elpuss, of St Peter and Waterman Church in Ipswich said: "Parents need to be aware of Rick Astley\'s music, and ensure their children do not play it backwards.\r\n\r\n"What may seem like harmless fun is extremely dangerous - you can not mess around with Satan. If you are affected, come to our Sunday service to renounce Satan."\r\n\r\nMusic lovers were shocked. Gina Harris, 37, of Felixstowe, explained: "I always said Rick Astley\'s music was the work of the devil."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Secret satanic messages found in Rick Astley songs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6814-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-15 10:47:52', '2017-06-15 10:47:52', '', 6814, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6814-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6819, 1, '2017-06-15 10:48:24', '2017-06-15 10:48:24', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg" alt="Rick Astley songs" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6815" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Concerns have been raised after it was revealed that Rick Astley songs contain secret satanic messages when played backwards.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts now fear millions of people have been subjected to devil worshipping through hits such as <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em> - a number one in 25 countries - and <em>Together for Ever</em>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nResearch into popular music by academics at Suffolk University uncovered shocking chanting when Astley\'s music was played backwards.\r\n\r\nIn <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em>, listeners are told: "Summon the Prince of Darkness. He is the most frightening symbol of evil; the tempter, the soul snatcher who goes by many names."\r\n\r\nA further backward-playing lyric, timed at 2.05 on the single version of the hit song, adds: "In the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I renounce any and all past allegiances."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA passage in <em>Together for Ever</em> reveals: "I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God and sign my name in blood."\r\n\r\nThe chilling discoveries were met with concern by church leaders. The Rev Evan Elpuss, of St Peter and Waterman Church in Ipswich said: "Parents need to be aware of Rick Astley\'s music, and ensure their children do not play it backwards.\r\n\r\n"What may seem like harmless fun is extremely dangerous - you can not mess around with Satan. If you are affected, come to our Sunday service to renounce evil."\r\n\r\nMusic lovers were shocked. Gina Harris, 37, of Felixstowe, explained: "I always said Rick Astley\'s music was the work of the devil."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Secret satanic messages found in Rick Astley songs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6814-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-15 10:48:24', '2017-06-15 10:48:24', '', 6814, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6814-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6820, 1, '2017-06-16 09:36:50', '2017-06-16 09:36:50', 'The police Challenger tank in action in Aldeburgh', 'challenger tank', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'challenger-tank-2', '', '', '2017-06-16 09:37:19', '2017-06-16 09:37:19', '', 813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6821, 1, '2017-06-16 09:41:09', '2017-06-16 09:41:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg" alt="Police tank" width="1000" height="584" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6820" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have taken delivery of two fearsome battle tanks to help keep the working classes away from the county\'s elite holiday resorts.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Challenger 2 tanks will be stationed on the approaches to Aldeburgh and Southwold from this weekend, ensuring only the "right sort" of visitors get through to enjoy the towns.\r\n\r\nEach tank is equipped with a 120-millimetre main gun capable of firing high explosive and armour-piercing shells, while gunners can also make use of a chain gun and machine gun on board.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSenior officers hope the vehicles, which will each have 4,200 rounds available, will deter inquisitive poor people from travelling to the jewells on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nA spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "In recent years there have been issues with an unruly working class element visiting Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n"They do not speak with the correct accent, don\'t read the right newspaper - and some don\'t even like opera.\r\n\r\n"Clearly the locals, and those with loads of money, would rather keep them away, and so we need to take appropriate action to make sure they don\'t get through."\r\n\r\n<h2>Tanks</h2>\r\n\r\nPolice have been training two of their patrol car drivers to operate the tanks, which are on loan from the British Army for six months until the holiday season is over.\r\n\r\nThey have been on exercise in Tunstall Forest, with only a couple of minor mishaps involving a bird-watching hide and three hikers.\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman explained: "There were one or two teething problems while our drivers got used to the controls. One of the tanks took a wrong turn and ploughed straight into a bird-watching hide in the forest, while another hit three hikers when the driver forgot where the brake was.\r\n\r\n"However, nobody was seriously hurt and the drivers have now got the hang of everything."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said the tanks would be taking up positions from next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut last night there was a furious reaction when the Suffolk Gazette broke the news to some residents. Cynthia Jones, who lives in Alderton, said: "I like to visit Aldeburgh, but although I am quite wealthy, I drive an older car. Will this tank just turn its gun on me, assuming I am a poor person?\r\n\r\n"There will be a terrible accident within hours, and it will ruin Suffolk\'s tourist industry."\r\n\r\nOthers warned Suffolk Police could end up with egg on their faces, just as they did when their <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Apache gunship helicopter accidentally blew up a vicarage</a> in Needham Market.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Police tanks save posh resorts from commoners', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '813-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-16 09:41:09', '2017-06-16 09:41:09', '', 813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6822, 1, '2017-06-16 09:42:21', '2017-06-16 09:42:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg" alt="Police tank" width="1000" height="584" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6820" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have taken delivery of two fearsome battle tanks to help keep the working classes away from the county\'s elite holiday resorts.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Challenger 2 tanks will be stationed on the approaches to Aldeburgh and Southwold from this weekend, ensuring only the "right sort" of visitors get through to enjoy the towns.\r\n\r\nEach tank is equipped with a 120-millimetre main gun capable of firing high explosive and armour-piercing shells, while gunners can also make use of a chain gun and machine gun on board.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSenior officers hope the vehicles, which will each have 4,200 rounds available, will deter inquisitive poor people from travelling to the jewells on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nA spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "In recent years there have been issues with an unruly working class element visiting Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n"They do not speak with the correct accent, don\'t read the right newspaper - and some don\'t even like opera.\r\n\r\n"Clearly the locals, and those with loads of money, would rather keep them away, and so we need to take appropriate action to make sure they don\'t get through."\r\n\r\n<h2>Tanks</h2>\r\n\r\nPolice have been training two of their patrol car drivers to operate the tanks, which are on loan from the British Army for six months until the holiday season is over.\r\n\r\nThey have been on exercise in Tunstall Forest, with only a couple of minor mishaps involving a bird-watching hide and three hikers.\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman explained: "There were one or two teething problems while our drivers got used to the controls. One of the tanks took a wrong turn and ploughed straight into a bird-watching hide in the forest, while another hit three hikers when the driver forgot where the brake was.\r\n\r\n"However, nobody was seriously hurt and the drivers have now got the hang of everything."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said the tanks would be taking up positions from next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut last night there was a furious reaction when the Suffolk Gazette broke the news to some residents. Cynthia Jones, who lives in Alderton, said: "I like to visit Aldeburgh, but although I am quite wealthy, I drive an older car. Will this tank just turn its gun on me, assuming I am a poor person?\r\n\r\n"There will be a terrible accident within hours, and it will ruin Suffolk\'s tourist industry."\r\n\r\nOthers warned Suffolk Police could end up with egg on their faces, just as they did when their <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Apache gunship helicopter accidentally blew up a vicarage</a> in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police tanks save posh resorts from commoners', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '813-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-16 09:42:21', '2017-06-16 09:42:21', '', 813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6823, 1, '2017-06-16 12:02:57', '2017-06-16 12:02:57', '<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have been forced to ditch their new Apache gunship helicopter after it accidentally blew up a 19th-century vicarage.</b>\r\n\r\nFar from deterring criminals with its fearsome firepower, the deadly attack chopper has suffered a series of setbacks after police helicopter pilots became baffled by its sophisticated systems.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came when a pilot attempted to turn on a camera to track a suspected bicycle thief - but instead activated the helicopter\'s deadly Target Acquisition and Designation System.\r\n\r\nAs a result, the gunship\'s automatic systems took over and it fired off a lethal sidewinder missile that smashed into a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss explained: "I was taking afternoon tea in the garden with some ladies from the Women\'s Institute. Suddenly we heard the roar of an engine on the horizon, and watched in awe as this huge military-style helicopter rose above the treeline in the distance.\r\n\r\n"It looked like it was following a bloke on a bicycle, but then we watched in horror as there was a puff of smoke and a missile was launched.\r\n\r\n"It came straight over the primary school and towards us, and was seemingly homing in on the heat generated by the solar panels on the vicarage roof.\r\n\r\n"It smacked straight into it, and destroyed the whole place. Luckily none of us were hurt, although Gladys Worthington-Smythe was hit on the toe by a falling flower pot."\r\n\r\nThe Apache was grounded immediately and an investigation launched by the Suffolk Police Chief Constable.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:65.993266% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/80693074?et=UHShjIeqSs9UNlFBrKRwRw&sig=yBe2j1psW9KhNn15Jez9pwvmc2jF04o3f1I_Gxle65Q=" width="445" height="294" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/80693074" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The deadly Apache helicopter involved in the vicarage disaster</center></i><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice crews only took delivery of the Apache helicopter two weeks ago, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/" target="_blank">as revealed exclusively in the Suffolk Gazette</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We\'ve sent it back to the Ministry of Defence. The crew were trying to get to grips with the hi-tech kit on the Apache, but in doing so they got confused and fired off a missile.\r\n\r\n"Sadly, this then went on to destroy a pleasant Victorian vicarage, and for that we can only apologise."\r\n\r\nThe £13 million police Apache helicopter is now being mothballed. In its place, Suffolk Crime Commissioner Tim Passless has ordered a fleet of 17 Chieftain Battle Tanks.\r\n\r\n"This will help us to bring crime levels down in the county, although even they may not be up to the task of patrolling the badlands of Haverhill." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police Apache helicopter blows up vicarage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '270-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-16 12:02:57', '2017-06-16 12:02:57', '', 270, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/270-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6824, 1, '2017-06-16 13:11:44', '2017-06-16 13:11:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg" alt="Police tank" width="1000" height="584" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6820" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have taken delivery of two fearsome battle tanks to help keep the working classes away from the county\'s elite holiday resorts.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Challenger 2 tanks will be stationed on the approaches to Aldeburgh and Southwold from this weekend, ensuring only the "right sort" of visitors get through to enjoy the towns.\r\n\r\nEach tank is equipped with a 120-millimetre main gun capable of firing high explosive and armour-piercing shells, while gunners can also make use of a chain gun and machine gun on board.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSenior officers hope the vehicles, which will each have 4,200 rounds available, will deter inquisitive poor people from travelling to the jewels on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nA spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "In recent years there have been issues with an unruly working class element visiting Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n"They do not speak with the correct accent, don\'t read the right newspaper - and some don\'t even like opera.\r\n\r\n"Clearly the locals, and those with loads of money, would rather keep them away, and so we need to take appropriate action to make sure they don\'t get through."\r\n\r\n<h2>Tanks</h2>\r\n\r\nPolice have been training two of their patrol car drivers to operate the tanks, which are on loan from the British Army for six months until the holiday season is over.\r\n\r\nThey have been on exercise in Tunstall Forest, with only a couple of minor mishaps involving a bird-watching hide and three hikers.\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman explained: "There were one or two teething problems while our drivers got used to the controls. One of the tanks took a wrong turn and ploughed straight into a bird-watching hide in the forest, while another hit three hikers when the driver forgot where the brake was.\r\n\r\n"However, nobody was seriously hurt and the drivers have now got the hang of everything."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said the tanks would be taking up positions from next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut last night there was a furious reaction when the Suffolk Gazette broke the news to some residents. Cynthia Jones, who lives in Alderton, said: "I like to visit Aldeburgh, but although I am quite wealthy, I drive an older car. Will this tank just turn its gun on me, assuming I am a poor person?\r\n\r\n"There will be a terrible accident within hours, and it will ruin Suffolk\'s tourist industry."\r\n\r\nOthers warned Suffolk Police could end up with egg on their faces, just as they did when their <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Apache gunship helicopter accidentally blew up a vicarage</a> in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police tanks save posh resorts from commoners', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '813-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-16 13:11:44', '2017-06-16 13:11:44', '', 813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6825, 1, '2018-09-04 19:55:05', '2018-09-04 19:55:05', '<strong>By Richard Adams\n\nMagic Roundabout star Dylan the rabbit is penniless and homeless after 30 years of drug abuse finally took its toll.</strong>\n\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals today how the bunny who had it all spent most of his fortune on drugs, booze and women - and wasted the rest.\n\n\n\nOnce a television favourite adored by millions of children and their parents in the 1970s and 80s, Dylan was unable to cope with the pressures of fame.\n\nNow aged 40, he is sleeping rough in Woodbridge, Suffolk, where he lives on handouts from concerned locals.\n\nHis wife, the film star beauty Jessica Rabbit, divorced him five years ago taking their country mansion and cars, and he has not been in contact with his 476 children since.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png" alt="Dylan the Rabbit on Magic Roundabout" width="750" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4953" /></a>\n\nA concerned pal contacted the Suffolk Gazette in the hope fans might be able to rally round and help their former screen idol.\n\n"It\'s terribly sad, but years of cannabis and other drug abuse has addled Dylan\'s brain. He went downhill fast, gave the last of his money to his dealer, and now he is destitute without a penny to his name.\n\n"He has hit rock bottom - but his family and so-called friends have deserted him. They were happy to sponge off him for years, but since the money ran out they have been nowhere to be seen.\n\n"Dylan is paranoid about his former Magic Roundabout co-stars. He feels he was underpaid during the height of his fame despite being one of the main characters. Florence and Dougal got way more than they deserved - and they have not so much as sent him a card during his hour of need."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg" alt="Dylan Magic Roundabout" width="400" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4952" /></a><i>Overdose: Dylan slumped on set after one spliff too many</center></i>\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette contacted Jessica who spoke only through the intercom of her sprawling estate near Framlingham. She said: "For years I tried to get Dylan off the drugs, but he just kept smoking weed, sniffing cocaine and popping pills; uppers and downers.\n\n"I forgave him his indiscretions with other women and overlooked the drinking. But I could not abide by his drug abuse. He has brought it all upon himself - it\'s a lesson to all kids not to go down that road."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for Dougal, now aged 44 and living as a tax exile on the Isle of Man, said: "Mr. Dougal has not seen Dylan since 1996 at a reunion put on by <em>OK</em>! magazine. Dylan got drunk and high - and picked a fight with Ermintrude, which did not end well.\n\n<h2>\'Magic Roundabout\'</h2>\n\n"Mr. Dougal and several of the Magic Roundabout cast members got together some cash for Dylan to get some medical help, perhaps go to rehab. But he blew it all on drugs. Mr. Dougal advises me he has not seen Dylan since and has no desire to."\n\nSuffolk Gazette readers who would like to help Dylan can make a donation to our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy Me a Beer page</a>, and we\'ll ensure he receives every penny.', 'Magic Roundabout star homeless and broke after years of drug abuse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4951-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-04 19:55:05', '2018-09-04 19:55:05', '', 4951, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4951-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6826, 1, '2017-06-16 15:09:17', '2017-06-16 15:09:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png" alt="Dylan the Rabbit on Magic Roundabout" width="750" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4953" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Richard Adams\r\n\r\nMagic Roundabout star Dylan the rabbit is penniless and in psychiatric care after 30 years of drug abuse.</B>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals today how the bunny who had it all spent most of his fortune on drugs, booze and women - and wasted the rest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnce a television favourite adored by millions of children and their parents in the 1970s and 80s, Dylan was unable to cope with the pressures of fame.\r\n\r\nNow aged 40, he is locked up in a secure unit in Woodbridge, Suffolk, where he receives round-the-clock care for psychosis and schizophrenia.\r\n\r\nHis wife, film star beauty Jessica Rabbit, divorced him five years ago taking their country mansion and cars, and he has not been in contact with his 476 children since.\r\n\r\nA concerned pal contacted the Suffolk Gazette in the hope fans might be able to rally round and help their former screen idol.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terribly sad, but years of cannabis and other drug abuse has addled Dylan\'s brain. He went downhill fast, gave the last of his money to his dealer, and now he is destitute without a penny to his name.\r\n\r\n"He has hit rock bottom - but his family and so-called friends have deserted him. They were happy to sponge off him for years, but since the money ran out they have been nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"Dylan is paranoid about his former Magic Roundabout co-stars. He feels he was underpaid during the height of his fame despite being one of the main characters. Florence and Dougal got way more than they deserved - and they have not so much as sent him a card during his hour of need."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg" alt="Dylan Magic Roundabout" width="400" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4952" /></a><i>Overdose: Dylan slumped on set after one spliff too many</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette contacted Jessica who spoke only through the intercom of her sprawling estate near Framlingham. She said: "For years I tried to get Dylan off the drugs, but he just kept smoking weed, sniffing cocaine and popping pills; uppers and downers.\r\n\r\n"I forgave him his indiscretions with other woman, and overlooked the drinking. But I could not abide by his drug abuse. He has brought it all upon himself - it\'s a lesson to all kids not to go down that road."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Dougal, now aged 44 and living as a tax exile on the Isle of Man, said: "Mr Dougal has not seen Dylan since 1996 at a reunion put on by <i>OK</i>! magazine. Dylan got drunk and high - and picked a fight with Ermintrude, which did not end well.\r\n\r\n<h2>\'Magic Roundabout\'</h2>\r\n\r\n"Mr Dougal and several of the Magic Roundabout cast members got together some cash for Dylan to get some medical help, perhaps go to rehab. But he blew it all on drugs. Mr Dougal advises me he has not seen Dylan since, and has no desire to."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette readers who would like to help Dylan can make a donation to our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy Me a Beer page</a>, and we\'ll ensure he receives every penny.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the Saxon King Mental Health Unit in Woodbridge declined to comment on a patient, but asked us to publish a clip of Dylan in the hope it might help him see what he has lost and change his ways.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Magic Roundabout star locked in mental unit after years of drug abuse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4951-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-16 15:09:17', '2017-06-16 15:09:17', '', 4951, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4951-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6827, 1, '2017-06-16 15:15:53', '2017-06-16 15:15:53', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png" alt="Dylan the Rabbit on Magic Roundabout" width="750" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4953" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Richard Adams\r\n\r\nMagic Roundabout star Dylan the rabbit is penniless and in psychiatric care after 30 years of drug abuse.</B>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals today how the bunny who had it all spent most of his fortune on drugs, booze and women - and wasted the rest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnce a television favourite adored by millions of children and their parents in the 1970s and 80s, Dylan was unable to cope with the pressures of fame.\r\n\r\nNow aged 40, he is locked up in a secure unit in Woodbridge, Suffolk, where he receives round-the-clock care for psychosis and schizophrenia.\r\n\r\nHis wife, film star beauty Jessica Rabbit, divorced him five years ago taking their country mansion and cars, and he has not been in contact with his 476 children since.\r\n\r\nA concerned pal contacted the Suffolk Gazette in the hope fans might be able to rally round and help their former screen idol.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terribly sad, but years of cannabis and other drug abuse has addled Dylan\'s brain. He went downhill fast, gave the last of his money to his dealer, and now he is destitute without a penny to his name.\r\n\r\n"He has hit rock bottom - but his family and so-called friends have deserted him. They were happy to sponge off him for years, but since the money ran out they have been nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"Dylan is paranoid about his former Magic Roundabout co-stars. He feels he was underpaid during the height of his fame despite being one of the main characters. Florence and Dougal got way more than they deserved - and they have not so much as sent him a card during his hour of need."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg" alt="Dylan Magic Roundabout" width="400" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4952" /></a><i>Overdose: Dylan slumped on set after one spliff too many</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette contacted Jessica who spoke only through the intercom of her sprawling estate near Framlingham. She said: "For years I tried to get Dylan off the drugs, but he just kept smoking weed, sniffing cocaine and popping pills; uppers and downers.\r\n\r\n"I forgave him his indiscretions with other woman, and overlooked the drinking. But I could not abide by his drug abuse. He has brought it all upon himself - it\'s a lesson to all kids not to go down that road."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Dougal, now aged 44 and living as a tax exile on the Isle of Man, said: "Mr Dougal has not seen Dylan since 1996 at a reunion put on by <i>OK</i>! magazine. Dylan got drunk and high - and picked a fight with Ermintrude, which did not end well.\r\n\r\n<h2>\'Magic Roundabout\'</h2>\r\n\r\n"Mr Dougal and several of the Magic Roundabout cast members got together some cash for Dylan to get some medical help, perhaps go to rehab. But he blew it all on drugs. Mr Dougal advises me he has not seen Dylan since, and has no desire to."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette readers who would like to help Dylan can make a donation to our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy Me a Beer page</a>, and we\'ll ensure he receives every penny.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the Saxon King Mental Health Unit in Woodbridge declined to comment owing to patient confidentiality.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Magic Roundabout star locked in mental unit after years of drug abuse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4951-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-16 15:15:53', '2017-06-16 15:15:53', '', 4951, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4951-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6829, 1, '2017-06-17 07:59:55', '2017-06-17 07:59:55', '<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe editor of the Suffolk Gazette has been awarded a knighthood in today\'s Queen\'s Birthday Honours List.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Simon Young, now known as Sir Simon, received the honour for his services to investigative journalism.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://royalnews.live/news/queen-canada-day/">Her Majesty</a> has been a loyal reader of the Suffolk Gazette for more than 50 years, and royal insiders say it is the first newspaper she turns to each morning.\r\n\r\nSir Simon has been editor of Britain\'s leading local newspaper, which has been a top online news resource for Suffolk and beyond for more than 75 years, since 1973.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/simon-young-editor-e1497685934839.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/simon-young-editor-e1497685934839.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette editor" width="500" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6830" /></a><i>Crowning achievement: Sir Simon honoured by the Queen</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"This is indeed a great honour," Sir Simon said. "It is reward for good quality journalism and a burning desire to tell the truth." \r\n\r\nUnder his stewardship, the Suffolk Gazette has gone from strength to strength and is now read by more than 45 million people every month.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhile Sir Simon receives a knighthood, fellow Suffolk hero Ed Sheeran is awarded an MBE for his services to ginger people.\r\n\r\n"One of us is a great entertainer earning an absolute fortune from  his craft. The other is Ed Sheeran," Sir Simon said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Queen hands knighthood to Suffolk Gazette editor', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'knighthood', '', '', '2017-07-02 10:47:34', '2017-07-02 10:47:34', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6829', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6831, 1, '2017-06-17 07:59:55', '2017-06-17 07:59:55', '<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe editor of the Suffolk Gazette has been awarded a knighthood in today\'s Queen\'s Birthday Honours List.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Simon Young, now known as Sir Simon, received the honour for his services to investigative journalism.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer Majesty has been a loyal reader of the Suffolk Gazette for more than 50 years, and royal insiders say it is the first newspaper she turns to each morning.\r\n\r\nSir Simon has been editor of Britain\'s leading local newspaper, which has been a top online news resource for Suffolk and beyond for more than 75 years, since 1973.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/simon-young-editor-e1497685934839.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/simon-young-editor-e1497685934839.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette editor" width="500" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6830" /></a><i>Crowning achievement: Sir Simon honoured by the Queen</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"This is indeed a great honour," Sir Simon said. "It is reward for good quality journalism and a burning desire to tell the truth." \r\n\r\nUnder his stewardship, the Suffolk Gazette has gone from strength to strength and is now read by more than 45 million people every month.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhile Sir Simon receives a knighthood, fellow Suffolk hero Ed Sheeran is awarded an MBE for his services to ginger people.\r\n\r\n"One of us is a great entertainer earning an absolute fortune from  his craft. The other is Ed Sheeran," Sir Simon said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Queen hands knighthood to Suffolk Gazette editor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6829-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-17 07:59:55', '2017-06-17 07:59:55', '', 6829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6829-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6832, 1, '2017-06-17 13:44:22', '2017-06-17 13:44:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/groat-e1497706243600.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/groat-e1497706243600.jpg" alt="Norfolk Groat" width="800" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6833" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The value of the Norfolk Groat crashed overnight as foreign exchange traders panicked over news of a poor turnip harvest.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt one point the Norfolk Groat (NG) fell to just 0.17 against Sterling, its lowest level since the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/norfolk-dumpling-famine/">Norfolk dumpling famine of 1840</a>.\r\n\r\nThe currency crash has wiped millions off the value of farms across the county, Colman\'s Mustard and Norwich City Football Club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNews first leaked overnight about how poor weather conditions would affect this year\'s turnip crop.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/turnips.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/turnips.jpg" alt="Turnip crop" width="600" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6834" /></a><i>Turnip for the books: crop news hit the Norfolk Groat</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsian Forex markets were still open, and traders rushed to sell their holdings of the Norfolk Groat and snapped up Sterling and the US Dollar instead.\r\n\r\nThe price went into a downward spiral and eventually settled at 0.24 against GBP when the Singapore exchange closed.\r\n\r\nThat means any Norfolk bumpkin wishing to visit Suffolk will have to find twice as many Groats to exchange for a British pound while on their international trip.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCurrency trader Jeremy Swailes said: "Nothing spooks the markets more than downbeat forecasts about turnips. There was a huge run on the Norfolk Groat overnight, and the only people smiling were those who managed to short the currency before it collapsed."\r\n\r\n<h2>\'Stable Groat\'</h2>\r\n\r\nNorfolk turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler, who lives with his sister and their eight children, said: "What we need is a strong and stable Groat. Not a coalition of currency chaos."\r\n\r\nThe groat remains integral to the Norfolk economy but was discontinued as legal tender in the rest of Britain from around 1860.\r\n\r\nTraders are now waiting nervously for European foreign exchanges to open for business on Sunday night - and fear a further sell-off.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk Groat currency collapses as traders panic over turnip forecast', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-groat', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:51:46', '2017-06-21 10:51:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6832', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6834, 1, '2017-06-17 13:36:11', '2017-06-17 13:36:11', 'Poor turnip crop forecast for Norfolk', 'turnips', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'turnips', '', '', '2017-06-17 13:36:31', '2017-06-17 13:36:31', '', 6832, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/turnips.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6835, 1, '2017-06-17 13:44:22', '2017-06-17 13:44:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/groat-e1497706243600.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/groat-e1497706243600.jpg" alt="Norfolk Groat" width="800" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6833" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The value of the Norfolk Groat crashed overnight as foreign exchange traders panicked over news of a poor turnip harvest.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt one point the Norfolk Groat (NG) fell to just 0.17 against Sterling, its lowest level since the Norfolk dumpling famine of 1840.\r\n\r\nThe currency crash has wiped millions off the value of farms across the county, Coleman\'s Mustard and Norwich City Football Club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNews first leaked overnight about how poor weather conditions would affect this year\'s turnip crop.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/turnips.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/turnips.jpg" alt="Turnip crop" width="600" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6834" /></a><i>Turnip for the books: crop news hit the Norfolk Groat</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsian Forex markets were still open, and traders rushed to sell their holdings of the Norfolk Groat and bought up Sterling and the US Dollar instead.\r\n\r\nThe price went into a downward spiral and eventually settled at 0.24 against GBP when the Singapore exchange closed.\r\n\r\nThat means any Norfolk bumpkin wishing to visit Suffolk will have to find twice as many Groats to exchange for a British pound while on their international trip.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCurrency trader Jeremy Swailes said: "Nothing spooks the markets more than downbeat forecasts about turnips. There was a huge run on the Norfolk Groat overnight, and the only people smiling were those who managed to short the currency before it collapsed."\r\n\r\n<h2>\'Stable Groat\'</h2>\r\n\r\nNorfolk turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler, who lives with his sister and their eight children, said: "What we need is a strong and stable Groat. Not a coalition of currency chaos."\r\n\r\nThe groat remains integral to the Norfolk economy but was discontinued as legal tender in the rest of Britain from around 1860.\r\n\r\nTraders are now waiting nervously for European foreign exchanges to open for business on Sunday night - and fear a further sell-off.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk Groat currency collapses as traders panic over turnip forecast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6832-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-17 13:44:22', '2017-06-17 13:44:22', '', 6832, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6832-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6836, 1, '2017-06-17 13:47:11', '2017-06-17 13:47:11', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/groat-e1497706243600.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/groat-e1497706243600.jpg" alt="Norfolk Groat" width="800" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6833" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>The value of the Norfolk Groat crashed overnight as foreign exchange traders panicked over news of a poor turnip harvest.</strong>\n\nAt one point the Norfolk Groat (NG) fell to just 0.17 against Sterling, its lowest level since the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/norfolk-dumpling-famine/">Norfolk dumpling famine of 1840</a>.\n\nThe currency crash has wiped millions off the value of farms across the county, Colman\'s Mustard and Norwich City Football Club.\n\n\n\nNews first leaked overnight about how poor weather conditions would affect this year\'s turnip crop.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/turnips.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/turnips.jpg" alt="Turnip crop" width="600" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6834" /></a><i>Turnip for the books: crop news hit the Norfolk Groat</i></center><br><br>\n\nAsian Forex markets were still open, and traders rushed to sell their holdings of the Norfolk Groat and bought up Sterling and the US Dollar instead.\n\nThe price went into a downward spiral and eventually settled at 0.24 against GBP when the Singapore exchange closed.\n\nThat means any Norfolk bumpkin wishing to visit Suffolk will have to find twice as many Groats to exchange for a British pound while on their international trip.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nCurrency trader Jeremy Swailes said: "Nothing spooks the markets more than downbeat forecasts about turnips. There was a huge run on the Norfolk Groat overnight, and the only people smiling were those who managed to short the currency before it collapsed."\n\n<h2>\'Stable Groat\'</h2>\n\nNorfolk turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler, who lives with his sister and their eight children, said: "What we need is a strong and stable Groat. Not a coalition of currency chaos."\n\nThe groat remains integral to the Norfolk economy but was discontinued as legal tender in the rest of Britain from around 1860.\n\nTraders are now waiting nervously for European foreign exchanges to open for business on Sunday night - and fear a further sell-off.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk Groat currency collapses as traders panic over turnip forecast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6832-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-17 13:47:11', '2017-06-17 13:47:11', '', 6832, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6832-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6837, 1, '2017-06-17 13:51:40', '2017-06-17 13:51:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/groat-e1497706243600.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/groat-e1497706243600.jpg" alt="Norfolk Groat" width="800" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6833" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The value of the Norfolk Groat crashed overnight as foreign exchange traders panicked over news of a poor turnip harvest.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt one point the Norfolk Groat (NG) fell to just 0.17 against Sterling, its lowest level since the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/norfolk-dumpling-famine/">Norfolk dumpling famine of 1840</a>.\r\n\r\nThe currency crash has wiped millions off the value of farms across the county, Colman\'s Mustard and Norwich City Football Club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNews first leaked overnight about how poor weather conditions would affect this year\'s turnip crop.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/turnips.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/turnips.jpg" alt="Turnip crop" width="600" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6834" /></a><i>Turnip for the books: crop news hit the Norfolk Groat</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsian Forex markets were still open, and traders rushed to sell their holdings of the Norfolk Groat and bought up Sterling and the US Dollar instead.\r\n\r\nThe price went into a downward spiral and eventually settled at 0.24 against GBP when the Singapore exchange closed.\r\n\r\nThat means any Norfolk bumpkin wishing to visit Suffolk will have to find twice as many Groats to exchange for a British pound while on their international trip.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCurrency trader Jeremy Swailes said: "Nothing spooks the markets more than downbeat forecasts about turnips. There was a huge run on the Norfolk Groat overnight, and the only people smiling were those who managed to short the currency before it collapsed."\r\n\r\n<h2>\'Stable Groat\'</h2>\r\n\r\nNorfolk turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler, who lives with his sister and their eight children, said: "What we need is a strong and stable Groat. Not a coalition of currency chaos."\r\n\r\nThe groat remains integral to the Norfolk economy but was discontinued as legal tender in the rest of Britain from around 1860.\r\n\r\nTraders are now waiting nervously for European foreign exchanges to open for business on Sunday night - and fear a further sell-off.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk Groat currency collapses as traders panic over turnip forecast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6832-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-17 13:51:40', '2017-06-17 13:51:40', '', 6832, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6832-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6838, 1, '2017-06-17 13:53:59', '2017-06-17 13:53:59', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA fascinating book about the devastating 1840 Norfolk Dumpling Famine is heading for the top of this year\'s Christmas best-sellers list.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk author Derek Trotter has uncovered new evidence about the horrific famine, which wiped out tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants and sparked the war with Suffolk which, like that between North and South Korea, is still not "officially" over.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Trotter, 73, of Lowestoft, has pieced together new claims that it was undercover agents from Suffolk who caused the famine by introducing a virus that prevented the dumplings from growing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg" alt="norfolk-dumpling-famine" width="467" height="617" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1843" /></a></center><center><i>Upsetting: book reveals full horror of the great Norfolk Dumpling Famine of 1840</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 1840 dumpling crop failed across the whole of Norfolk, leaving entire villages and even small towns with no food supplies.\r\n\r\nRather than starve, and in desperate attempts to escape violence and hardship, tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants began trying to cross the border into wealthy Suffolk from March, 1840.\r\n\r\nBut guards refused entry, sparking skirmishes that escalated quickly into full-scale conflict, with pitchforks and shovels used to awful effect by both sides.\r\n\r\nThose so-called Dumpling Dustups began the fierce hostilities that remain between Norfolk and Suffolk today. The war has never been truly declared over, and fights continue in the borderlands and when the counties\' two football teams meet up.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Trotter said: "It took years of research, but my book will for the first time reveal it was Suffolk dirty work that caused the famine.\r\n\r\n"It tells how the peasants watched in horror as their dumpling crop failed in front of their eyes, causing social unrest and eventually war with Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"The book then details how a scientist from Cromer came up with an antidote for the dumpling virus, and how crops were able to recover from 1841 onwards - but not before 37,000 Norfolk people died."\r\n\r\nMr Trotter\'s book, published by the Suffolk Defence Archive, is available from all good book shops, and some bad ones, priced at a very reasonable £4.99\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk Dumpling Famine book to top Christmas charts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1842-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-17 13:53:59', '2017-06-17 13:53:59', '', 1842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6839, 1, '2017-06-18 10:54:28', '2017-06-18 10:54:28', '<b>By Gale McCloud, Weather Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk mum says it\'s so hot today that she accidentally fried an egg on her car.</b>\r\n\r\nSascha Smith, 32, had just got home from shopping when she tried to put a carton of eggs on her car roof so she could close the boot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the carton slipped out of her hand causing one of the free-range eggs to smash over the hot metal of her black Mini.\r\n\r\n"It started frying before my eyes," mum-of-two Sasha said. "I couldn\'t believe it. I know it\'s really hot today but that was ridiculous. I had to run inside the house and bring out my spatula. By the time I got back it was cooked to perfection."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fried-egg-on-car.jpg" alt="fried egg on car" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4080" /></a><i>It\'s no yolk: Sascha sent us this pic of her fried egg before eating it</center></i><br><br><br>\r\n\r\nSasha said she scooped up the tasty treat, sunny side up, and added some pepper and chives. "It was a shame to waste it. It was cracking," she said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTemperatures in Suffolk soared to a whopping 28 degrees centigrade today, and the heatwave is expected to last well into next week.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Heatwave mum fries egg on car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4079-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-18 10:54:28', '2017-06-18 10:54:28', '', 4079, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4079-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6840, 1, '2017-06-20 10:41:15', '2017-06-20 10:41:15', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/curry-dishes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/curry-dishes.jpg" alt="Curry" width="1024" height="682" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6841" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere can surely be few meals that can satisfy the tastebuds and appetite as much as a hearty curry. Whether it is meat-based, vegetarian or even accompanied by a <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2014/oct/02/how-to-make-perfect-naan-bread-recipe">delicious homecooked naan bread</a>, we can all agree that there’s nothing like a good curry!\r\n\r\nCurries have become such a deeply entrenched part of British culture that it’s hard to believe that we ever managed to live without their wonderful combination of rich flavours and evocative aromas.\r\n\r\nAlthough us Britons use the word ‘curry’ as a catch-all expression to cover all foods from the Indian subcontinent, it’s clear that there’s a huge range of wonderful tastes to uncover.\r\n\r\nFrom the fragrant spices and coconut flavours that make up the vegetarian dishes of southern regions like Kerala, to the rich garam masala spice that makes up a lot of dishes from the north of the nation, it’s clear that you could spend a lifetime sampling different curries and still end up with plenty more to discover!\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/indian-food.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/indian-food.jpg" alt="Indian food" width="1024" height="765" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6842" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis is why it’s great to head out to some top curry-houses like the <a href="http://www.brandontandoori.co.uk/">award-winning Brandon Tandoori restaurant</a>, in Suffolk, to see how the experts craft such a wonderful combination of tastes. \r\n\r\nWhilst some of the more extravagant dishes can require a trip to an Indian supermarket to get all of the right ingredients, it’s relatively easy to do a good approximation of many top Indian dishes with items from the average supermarket.\r\n\r\nUnlike a stir-fry dinner that is quick to create but relatively nerve-wracking to cook, curries are best when they’re allowed to cook slowly to really allow the spices to work their magic. And it’s actually pretty hard to make a bad curry as long as you’re willing to follow a good recipe fairly closely. Even some of the interesting <a href="https://foodscene.deliveroo.co.uk/cuisine-inspiration/dish-of-the-day-katsu-curry.html">Japanese-Indian fusion curries</a> like those featured at the Deliveroo blog could be fairly simple to emulate.\r\n\r\nAny newcomer to curry cooking might be a little confused about the vast range of spices that tend to be used to make each dish a culinary delight. So if the word ‘fenugreek’ has you running for the hills, be sure to do a little research on <a href="http://www.greatcurryrecipes.net/">The Curry Guy’s blog</a> that can really help take a lot of the confusion out of cooking a good curry.\r\n\r\nAnd with plenty of restaurants like Brandon Tandoori, and blogs like Deliveroo and The Curry Guy\'s it seems that we will never have to go without a lovely curry for too long!', 'In celebration of the great British curry!', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'celebration-great-british-curry', '', '', '2017-06-20 10:41:15', '2017-06-20 10:41:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6840', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6842, 1, '2017-06-20 10:36:28', '2017-06-20 10:36:28', 'Indian food', 'indian food', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'indian-food', '', '', '2017-06-20 10:36:40', '2017-06-20 10:36:40', '', 6840, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/indian-food.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6843, 1, '2017-06-20 10:41:15', '2017-06-20 10:41:15', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/curry-dishes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/curry-dishes.jpg" alt="Curry" width="1024" height="682" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6841" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere can surely be few meals that can satisfy the tastebuds and appetite as much as a hearty curry. Whether it is meat-based, vegetarian or even accompanied by a <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2014/oct/02/how-to-make-perfect-naan-bread-recipe">delicious homecooked naan bread</a>, we can all agree that there’s nothing like a good curry!\r\n\r\nCurries have become such a deeply entrenched part of British culture that it’s hard to believe that we ever managed to live without their wonderful combination of rich flavours and evocative aromas.\r\n\r\nAlthough us Britons use the word ‘curry’ as a catch-all expression to cover all foods from the Indian subcontinent, it’s clear that there’s a huge range of wonderful tastes to uncover.\r\n\r\nFrom the fragrant spices and coconut flavours that make up the vegetarian dishes of southern regions like Kerala, to the rich garam masala spice that makes up a lot of dishes from the north of the nation, it’s clear that you could spend a lifetime sampling different curries and still end up with plenty more to discover!\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/indian-food.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/indian-food.jpg" alt="Indian food" width="1024" height="765" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6842" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis is why it’s great to head out to some top curry-houses like the <a href="http://www.brandontandoori.co.uk/">award-winning Brandon Tandoori restaurant</a>, in Suffolk, to see how the experts craft such a wonderful combination of tastes. \r\n\r\nWhilst some of the more extravagant dishes can require a trip to an Indian supermarket to get all of the right ingredients, it’s relatively easy to do a good approximation of many top Indian dishes with items from the average supermarket.\r\n\r\nUnlike a stir-fry dinner that is quick to create but relatively nerve-wracking to cook, curries are best when they’re allowed to cook slowly to really allow the spices to work their magic. And it’s actually pretty hard to make a bad curry as long as you’re willing to follow a good recipe fairly closely. Even some of the interesting <a href="https://foodscene.deliveroo.co.uk/cuisine-inspiration/dish-of-the-day-katsu-curry.html">Japanese-Indian fusion curries</a> like those featured at the Deliveroo blog could be fairly simple to emulate.\r\n\r\nAny newcomer to curry cooking might be a little confused about the vast range of spices that tend to be used to make each dish a culinary delight. So if the word ‘fenugreek’ has you running for the hills, be sure to do a little research on <a href="http://www.greatcurryrecipes.net/">The Curry Guy’s blog</a> that can really help take a lot of the confusion out of cooking a good curry.\r\n\r\nAnd with plenty of restaurants like Brandon Tandoori, and blogs like Deliveroo and The Curry Guy\'s it seems that we will never have to go without a lovely curry for too long!', 'In celebration of the great British curry!', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6840-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-20 10:41:15', '2017-06-20 10:41:15', '', 6840, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6840-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6844, 1, '2017-06-20 11:18:17', '2017-06-20 11:18:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg" alt="Norfolk vineyard" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6845" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Norfolk vineyard and wine specialist, Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard, is expecting a bumper year thanks to the current heatwave and the recent wet spring.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe business has won accolades worldwide for its full-bodied red wine called Bootiful, and this year\'s harvest is expected to yield an extra special vintage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman explained: “This year looks like being a bumper harvest and best ever vintage for our Bootiful red wine.\r\n\r\n"It’s full bodied, created by blending Shiraz grapes with swede, and its unique flavour has undertones of turnip, with a hint of rat. We expect it to be popular throughout the area."\r\n\r\nHe added that the wine would not be on the market for at least six weeks to allow it to mature, adding: "This also gives time for its rather unpleasant smell to disperse."\r\n\r\nAdvance orders get a free stomach pump with every case, and Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard insist they are not liable for any losses such as driving licenses, power of speech, dignity, and underwear.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWine expert Tiffany Grayson said: "Bootiful is an interesting wine that suits any occasion. It can also make a very good paint stripper."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk vineyard expects bumper year for Bootiful', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-vineyard', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:48:06', '2017-06-21 10:48:06', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6844', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6846, 1, '2017-06-20 11:18:17', '2017-06-20 11:18:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg" alt="Norfolk vineyard" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6845" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorfolk vineyard and wine specialist, Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard, is expecting a bumper year thanks to the current heatwave and the recent wet spring.\r\n\r\nThe business has won accolades worldwide for its full-bodied red wine called Bootiful, and this year\'s harvest is expected to yield an extra special vintage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman explained: “This year looks like being a bumper harvest and best ever vintage for our Bootiful red wine. It’s full bodied, created by blending Shiraz grapes with swede, and its unique flavour has undertones of turnip, with a hint of rat. We expect it to be popular throughout the parish."\r\n\r\nHe added that the wine will not be on the market for at least six weeks to allow it to mature, adding: "This also gives time for its rather unpleasant smell to disperse."\r\n\r\nAdvance orders get a free stomach pump with every case, and Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard insist they are not liable for any losses such as driving licenses, power of speech, dignity, and underwear.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWine expert Tiffany Grayson said: "Bootiful is an interesting wine that suits any occasion. It can also make a very good paint stripper."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk vineyard expects bumper year for Bootiful', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6844-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-20 11:18:17', '2017-06-20 11:18:17', '', 6844, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6844-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6847, 1, '2017-06-20 11:19:40', '2017-06-20 11:19:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg" alt="Norfolk vineyard" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6845" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>Norfolk vineyard and wine specialist, Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard, is expecting a bumper year thanks to the current heatwave and the recent wet spring.</strong>\n\nThe business has won accolades worldwide for its full-bodied red wine called Bootiful, and this year\'s harvest is expected to yield an extra special vintage.\n\n\n\nA spokesman explained: “This year looks like being a bumper harvest and best ever vintage for our Bootiful red wine. It’s full bodied, created by blending Shiraz grapes with swede, and its unique flavour has undertones of turnip, with a hint of rat. We expect it to be popular throughout the parish."\n\nHe added that the wine will not be on the market for at least six weeks to allow it to mature, adding: "This also gives time for its rather unpleasant smell to disperse."\n\nAdvance orders get a free stomach pump with every case, and Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard insist they are not liable for any losses such as driving licenses, power of speech, dignity, and underwear.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nWine expert Tiffany Grayson said: "Bootiful is an interesting wine that suits any occasion. It can also make a very good paint stripper."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk vineyard expects bumper year for Bootiful', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6844-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-20 11:19:40', '2017-06-20 11:19:40', '', 6844, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6844-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6848, 1, '2017-06-20 11:20:38', '2017-06-20 11:20:38', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg" alt="Norfolk vineyard" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6845" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Norfolk vineyard and wine specialist, Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard, is expecting a bumper year thanks to the current heatwave and the recent wet spring.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe business has won accolades worldwide for its full-bodied red wine called Bootiful, and this year\'s harvest is expected to yield an extra special vintage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman explained: “This year looks like being a bumper harvest and best ever vintage for our Bootiful red wine.\r\n\r\n"It’s full bodied, created by blending Shiraz grapes with swede, and its unique flavour has undertones of turnip, with a hint of rat. We expect it to be popular throughout the parish."\r\n\r\nHe added that the wine will not be on the market for at least six weeks to allow it to mature, adding: "This also gives time for its rather unpleasant smell to disperse."\r\n\r\nAdvance orders get a free stomach pump with every case, and Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard insist they are not liable for any losses such as driving licenses, power of speech, dignity, and underwear.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWine expert Tiffany Grayson said: "Bootiful is an interesting wine that suits any occasion. It can also make a very good paint stripper."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk vineyard expects bumper year for Bootiful', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6844-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-20 11:20:38', '2017-06-20 11:20:38', '', 6844, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6844-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6849, 1, '2017-06-20 14:36:19', '2017-06-20 14:36:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nA posh Suffolk seaside resort is advertising for a full-time village idiot in a bid to satisfy the curiosity of wealthy London tourists.</b>\r\n\r\nAldeburgh has bags of cultural appeal, being the home of the classical composer Benjamin Britten and a favoured destination for artists, writers and opera lovers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut clever town bosses recognised that well-heeled tourists were not getting any of the "silly Suffolk" encounters they craved in order to patronise the locals.\r\n\r\nNow the town council is seeking to hire a village idiot who will amuse visitors by being utterly stupid and "yokel-like" while speaking in a strong Suffolk accent.\r\n\r\nThe position, which is for 38 hours a week, comes with a salary of £18,000 and substantial perks, including a special spot on the sea wall on which to sit and regularly fall off.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA council spokesman said: "Our village idiot will need to dress in old rustic country clothing, possibly a smock and a silly hat with a piece of straw in his mouth. We want our rich tourists to feel like they\'ve seen the real rural Suffolk so they are not tempted to go and spend their money elsewhere, like Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"These people like nothing better than to go home to Chelsea or Kensington and tell their supper party friends about the yokels they met in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Wanted: Village idiot for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3559-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-20 14:36:19', '2017-06-20 14:36:19', '', 3559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3559-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6850, 1, '2017-06-21 10:03:38', '2017-06-21 10:03:38', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg" alt="Norfolk vineyard" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6845" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Norfolk vineyard and wine specialist, Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard, is expecting a bumper year thanks to the current heatwave and the recent wet spring.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe business has won accolades worldwide for its full-bodied red wine called Bootiful, and this year\'s harvest is expected to yield an extra special vintage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman explained: “This year looks like being a bumper harvest and best ever vintage for our Bootiful red wine.\r\n\r\n"It’s full bodied, created by blending Shiraz grapes with swede, and its unique flavour has undertones of turnip, with a hint of rat. We expect it to be popular throughout the area."\r\n\r\nHe added that the wine will not be on the market for at least six weeks to allow it to mature, adding: "This also gives time for its rather unpleasant smell to disperse."\r\n\r\nAdvance orders get a free stomach pump with every case, and Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard insist they are not liable for any losses such as driving licenses, power of speech, dignity, and underwear.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWine expert Tiffany Grayson said: "Bootiful is an interesting wine that suits any occasion. It can also make a very good paint stripper."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk vineyard expects bumper year for Bootiful', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6844-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:03:38', '2017-06-21 10:03:38', '', 6844, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6844-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6851, 1, '2017-06-21 10:45:40', '2017-06-21 10:45:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nA posh Suffolk seaside resort is advertising for a full-time village idiot in a bid to satisfy the curiosity of wealthy London tourists.</b>\r\n\r\nAldeburgh has bags of cultural appeal, being the home of the classical composer Benjamin Britten and a favoured destination for artists, writers and opera lovers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut clever town bosses recognised that well-heeled tourists were not getting any of the "silly Suffolk" encounters they craved in order to patronise the locals.\r\n\r\nNow the town\'s council is seeking to hire a village idiot who will amuse visitors by being utterly stupid and "yokel-like" while speaking in a strong Suffolk accent.\r\n\r\nThe position, which is for 38 hours a week, comes with a salary of £18,000 and substantial perks, including a special spot on the sea wall on which to sit and regularly fall off.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA council spokesman said: "Our village idiot will need to dress in old rustic country clothing, possibly a smock and a silly hat with a piece of straw in his mouth. We want our rich tourists to feel like they\'ve seen the real rural Suffolk so they are not tempted to go and spend their money elsewhere, like Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"These people like nothing better than to go home to Chelsea or Kensington and tell their supper party friends about the yokels they met in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Wanted: Village idiot for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3559-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:45:40', '2017-06-21 10:45:40', '', 3559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3559-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6852, 1, '2017-06-21 10:48:06', '2017-06-21 10:48:06', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/norfolk-vinyard.jpg" alt="Norfolk vineyard" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6845" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Norfolk vineyard and wine specialist, Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard, is expecting a bumper year thanks to the current heatwave and the recent wet spring.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe business has won accolades worldwide for its full-bodied red wine called Bootiful, and this year\'s harvest is expected to yield an extra special vintage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman explained: “This year looks like being a bumper harvest and best ever vintage for our Bootiful red wine.\r\n\r\n"It’s full bodied, created by blending Shiraz grapes with swede, and its unique flavour has undertones of turnip, with a hint of rat. We expect it to be popular throughout the area."\r\n\r\nHe added that the wine would not be on the market for at least six weeks to allow it to mature, adding: "This also gives time for its rather unpleasant smell to disperse."\r\n\r\nAdvance orders get a free stomach pump with every case, and Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard insist they are not liable for any losses such as driving licenses, power of speech, dignity, and underwear.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWine expert Tiffany Grayson said: "Bootiful is an interesting wine that suits any occasion. It can also make a very good paint stripper."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk vineyard expects bumper year for Bootiful', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6844-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:48:06', '2017-06-21 10:48:06', '', 6844, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6844-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6853, 1, '2017-06-21 10:49:10', '2017-06-21 10:49:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors this week as Britain braces itself for a heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures across the UK soar above 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the south.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 22 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy unless they put on <a type=amzn >strong sun cream</a>.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heatwave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Tamsin Jones, 27, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. I will burn if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as heat wave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:49:10', '2017-06-21 10:49:10', '', 6124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6854, 1, '2017-06-21 10:50:25', '2017-06-21 10:50:25', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.</b>\r\n\r\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFit as a fiddle, Mabel only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\r\n\r\nShe sad: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a><i>Cheers: Mabel still enjoys six gins a day as she turns 100</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even knows how many bottles she had got through in that time.\r\n\r\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I always have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every Wednesday from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started. That\'s quite an achievement!"\r\n\r\nMabel was married for 55 years to her childhood sweetheart Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even three great-grandchildren.\r\n\r\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G & T," she said.\r\n\r\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, of Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Six gins a day is secret to long life says Mabel, 100', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3838-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:50:25', '2017-06-21 10:50:25', '', 3838, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3838-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6855, 1, '2017-06-21 10:51:46', '2017-06-21 10:51:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/groat-e1497706243600.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/groat-e1497706243600.jpg" alt="Norfolk Groat" width="800" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6833" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The value of the Norfolk Groat crashed overnight as foreign exchange traders panicked over news of a poor turnip harvest.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt one point the Norfolk Groat (NG) fell to just 0.17 against Sterling, its lowest level since the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/norfolk-dumpling-famine/">Norfolk dumpling famine of 1840</a>.\r\n\r\nThe currency crash has wiped millions off the value of farms across the county, Colman\'s Mustard and Norwich City Football Club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNews first leaked overnight about how poor weather conditions would affect this year\'s turnip crop.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/turnips.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/turnips.jpg" alt="Turnip crop" width="600" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6834" /></a><i>Turnip for the books: crop news hit the Norfolk Groat</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsian Forex markets were still open, and traders rushed to sell their holdings of the Norfolk Groat and snapped up Sterling and the US Dollar instead.\r\n\r\nThe price went into a downward spiral and eventually settled at 0.24 against GBP when the Singapore exchange closed.\r\n\r\nThat means any Norfolk bumpkin wishing to visit Suffolk will have to find twice as many Groats to exchange for a British pound while on their international trip.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCurrency trader Jeremy Swailes said: "Nothing spooks the markets more than downbeat forecasts about turnips. There was a huge run on the Norfolk Groat overnight, and the only people smiling were those who managed to short the currency before it collapsed."\r\n\r\n<h2>\'Stable Groat\'</h2>\r\n\r\nNorfolk turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler, who lives with his sister and their eight children, said: "What we need is a strong and stable Groat. Not a coalition of currency chaos."\r\n\r\nThe groat remains integral to the Norfolk economy but was discontinued as legal tender in the rest of Britain from around 1860.\r\n\r\nTraders are now waiting nervously for European foreign exchanges to open for business on Sunday night - and fear a further sell-off.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk Groat currency collapses as traders panic over turnip forecast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6832-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:51:46', '2017-06-21 10:51:46', '', 6832, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6832-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6856, 1, '2017-06-21 10:54:08', '2017-06-21 10:54:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg" alt="Police tank" width="1000" height="584" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6820" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have taken delivery of two fearsome battle tanks to help keep the working classes away from the county\'s elite holiday resorts.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Challenger 2 tanks will be stationed on the approaches to Aldeburgh and Southwold from this weekend, ensuring only the "right sort" of visitors get through to enjoy the towns.\r\n\r\nEach tank is equipped with a 120-millimetre main gun capable of firing high explosive and armour-piercing shells, while gunners can also make use of a chain gun and machine gun on board.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSenior officers hope the vehicles, which each have 4,200 rounds available, will deter inquisitive poor people from travelling to the jewels on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nA spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "In recent years there have been issues with an unruly working class element visiting Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n"They do not speak with the correct accent, don\'t read the right newspaper - and some don\'t even like opera.\r\n\r\n"Clearly the locals, and those with loads of money, would rather keep them away, and so we need to take appropriate action to make sure they don\'t get through."\r\n\r\n<h2>Tanks</h2>\r\n\r\nPolice have been training two of their patrol car drivers to operate the tanks, which are on loan from the British Army for six months until the holiday season is over.\r\n\r\nThey have been on exercise in Tunstall Forest, with only a couple of minor mishaps involving a bird-watching hide and three hikers.\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman explained: "There were one or two teething problems while our drivers got used to the controls. One of the tanks took a wrong turn and ploughed straight into a bird-watching hide in the forest, while another hit three hikers when the driver forgot where the brake was.\r\n\r\n"However, nobody was seriously hurt and the drivers have now got the hang of everything."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said the tanks would be taking up positions from next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut last night there was a furious reaction when the Suffolk Gazette broke the news to some residents. Cynthia Jones, who lives in Alderton, said: "I like to visit Aldeburgh, but although I am quite wealthy, I drive an older car. Will this tank just turn its gun on me, assuming I am a poor person?\r\n\r\n"There will be a terrible accident within hours, and it will ruin Suffolk\'s tourist industry."\r\n\r\nOthers warned Suffolk Police could end up with egg on their faces, just as they did when their <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Apache gunship helicopter accidentally blew up a vicarage</a> in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police tanks save posh resorts from commoners', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '813-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:54:08', '2017-06-21 10:54:08', '', 813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6857, 1, '2017-06-21 10:55:28', '2017-06-21 10:55:28', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rick-astley-songs-e1497523258794.jpg" alt="Rick Astley songs" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6815" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Concerns have been raised after it was revealed that Rick Astley songs contain secret satanic messages when played backwards.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts now fear millions of people have been subjected to devil worshipping through hits such as <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em> - a number one in 25 countries - and <em>Together for Ever</em>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nResearch into popular music by academics at Suffolk University uncovered shocking chanting when Astley\'s music was played backwards.\r\n\r\nIn <em>Never Gonna Give You Up</em>, listeners are told: "Summon the Prince of Darkness. He is the most frightening symbol of evil; the tempter, the soul snatcher who goes by many names."\r\n\r\nA further backward-playing lyric, timed at 2.05 on the single version of the hit song, adds: "In the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I renounce any and all past allegiances."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA passage in <em>Together for Ever</em> reveals: "I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God and sign my name in blood."\r\n\r\nThe chilling discoveries angered church leaders. The Rev Evan Elpuss, of St Peter and Waterman Church in Ipswich said: "Parents need to be aware of Rick Astley\'s music, and ensure their children do not play it backwards.\r\n\r\n"What may seem like harmless fun is extremely dangerous - you can not mess around with Satan. If you are affected, come to our Sunday service to renounce evil."\r\n\r\nMusic lovers were shocked. Gina Harris, 37, of Felixstowe, explained: "I always said Rick Astley\'s music was the work of the devil."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Secret satanic messages found in Rick Astley songs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6814-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:55:28', '2017-06-21 10:55:28', '', 6814, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6814-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6858, 1, '2017-06-21 10:57:44', '2017-06-21 10:57:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wine-diet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wine-diet.jpg" alt="Bedtime wine diet" width="886" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6803" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Drinking just half a bottle of wine before going to bed is a brilliant way to lose weight, dietitians have discovered.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the boozy routine was tested on women across Britain - who have been able to lose as much as five kilograms a month as a result.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe <em>Just One More Wine Diet</em> works with red, white or even rosé wines, and has been found to suit women of all ages (so long as they can afford the wine)..\r\n\r\nAnyone keen to shed the pounds can eat normally during the day and even enjoy a sizeable evening meal.\r\n\r\nBut by glugging three glasses of wine before climbing into bed, the metabolism kicks in and chews up the calories for hours while you sleep.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette diet expert <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/cakewatchers/">Fatima Bottomley</a> said: "This is a wonderful new diet, and I for one have been working hard on it for a couple of years now. The results are remarkable!"\r\n\r\nThe <em>Just One More Wine Diet</em> plan is available for FREE in this <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">easy e-learning course here</a>.\r\n\r\nAnnette Wilkinson, a professor of medicine at Suffolk University said: "Drinking wine used to be a guilty secret pleasure for many, but now research proves three glasses at bedtime will help you lose weight faster than any other diet fad out there.\r\n\r\n"Now you can lose the pounds with carefree abandon without having to worry about bothersome salads and fat-free yoghurt."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Lose weight by drinking half a bottle of wine before bed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6802-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:57:44', '2017-06-21 10:57:44', '', 6802, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6802-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6859, 1, '2017-06-21 11:04:52', '2017-06-21 11:04:52', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nPolice were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.</b>\r\n\r\nThe footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play. \r\n\r\nBut all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers\' uniform bells for the one in the ball.\r\n\r\nHe promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.\r\n\r\nMore blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.\r\n\r\nThe brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.855219% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/72414593?et=DAWQ3hoaRTBiETy5-Krdjw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=PDUCbnIjDw82AaWtkzVKWvtwYxJRWi5k99_saRnWH7A=" width="594" height="409" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/72414593" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Morris dancers in happier times</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree morris men suffered severely bruised legs, while one of the footballers had a cut caused by being hit on the head with a morris dancer\'s stick.\r\n\r\nWith everyone blaming each other, the police were called to sort out the mess.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "It was certainly an unsual call from one of the locals in the pub. By the time we got there it had all calmed down, and both sides realised how the mistake had been made.\r\n\r\n"In fact they had made up and were all enjoying a drink together, although a couple were still being patched up by the landlord\'s wife.\r\n\r\n"We took no further action, but recommended that the morris men did not use bells on their uniforms when the blind footballers were playing nearby."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1444-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:04:52', '2017-06-21 11:04:52', '', 1444, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1444-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6860, 1, '2017-06-21 11:06:40', '2017-06-21 11:06:40', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nPlucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\r\n\r\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\r\n\r\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\r\n\r\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\r\n\r\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\r\n\r\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:506px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/548746211" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.798419% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/548746211?et=TZMwxy2DRQx9t1ySDe9IgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ASkcLh5YFW5OEQDL6kQ5yu0W9nMKkwpmjwnz-7iu_aY=" width="506" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Gladys uses the hand dryer to keep warm while locked in loo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\r\n\r\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her daughter, who now live near Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\r\n\r\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\r\n\r\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knits scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2291-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:06:40', '2017-06-21 11:06:40', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6861, 1, '2017-06-21 11:08:49', '2017-06-21 11:08:49', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders\' register.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now forbidden to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\nAnother policeman added: "He\'ll also need to keep away from the town\'s gardens - if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty."\r\n\r\n<i>EDITOR\'S NOTE: Three months later, things had not improved for Mr Bishop, who was caught out trying to get a job at an agriculture college, where he wanted to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/tractor-sex-man/" target="_blank">give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:08:49', '2017-06-21 11:08:49', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6862, 1, '2017-06-21 11:10:31', '2017-06-21 11:10:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/robbie-williams-hand-sanitiser.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/robbie-williams-hand-sanitiser.jpg" alt="Robbie Williams hand gel" width="615" height="615" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5631" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nPolice are investigating after Robbie Williams got 2017 off to the worst possible start by murdering all of his songs before dying on stage.</b>\n\nThe former Take That showman tried to take no chances with his health by using sanitiser gel after shaking hands with a number of plebs in the audience.\n\n\n<br>\nBut he then went on to destroy his back catalogue in a "special" live BBC performance, <i>Robbie Rocks Big Ben</i> - ensuring he became the first celebrity victim of 2017.\n\nA spokesman for Scotland Yard said: "We are investigating the mass murder of some songs at the Westminster Central Hall early this morning.\n\n"A 42-year-old man from Stoke is helping us with our enquiries."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n<br>\nA Suffolk fan wailed on Facebook: "I can\'t believe he has gone. 2017 can do one already; it\'s the worst year ever. Robbie really is with the Angels now."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Robbie Williams is first celebrity death of 2017', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5630-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:10:31', '2017-06-21 11:10:31', '', 5630, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5630-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6863, 1, '2017-06-21 11:11:18', '2017-06-21 11:11:18', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/robbie-williams-hand-sanitiser.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/robbie-williams-hand-sanitiser.jpg" alt="Robbie Williams hand gel" width="615" height="615" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5631" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating after Robbie Williams got 2017 off to the worst possible start by murdering all of his songs before dying on stage.</b>\r\n\r\nThe former Take That showman tried to take no chances with his health by using sanitiser gel after shaking hands with a number of plebs in the audience.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut he then went on to destroy his back catalogue in a "special" live BBC performance, <i>Robbie Rocks Big Ben</i> - ensuring he became the first celebrity victim of 2017.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Scotland Yard said: "We are investigating the mass murder of some songs at the Westminster Central Hall early this morning.\r\n\r\n"A 42-year-old man from Stoke is helping us with our enquiries."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nA Suffolk fan wailed on Facebook: "I can\'t believe he has gone. 2017 can do one already; it\'s the worst year ever. Robbie really is with the Angels now."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Robbie Williams is first celebrity death of 2017', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5630-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:11:18', '2017-06-21 11:11:18', '', 5630, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5630-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6864, 1, '2017-06-21 11:13:42', '2017-06-21 11:13:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many day \'trippers\' were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got out that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a package holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away in February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6084" /></a><i>High tide: Bubba Spuckler enjoying his holiday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome Norfolk landowners are taking desperate measures to keep the excitable walkers off their land. Henry Lansbury, who keeps a 200-acre estate near Caister, erected signs warning people to keep away from the mystery white powder that has appeared on his property.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg" alt="norfolk beach sign" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6090" /></a><i>Keep your nose out: Warning to Norfolk beachcombers</i><center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:13:42', '2017-06-21 11:13:42', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6865, 1, '2017-06-21 11:15:36', '2017-06-21 11:15:36', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle in Suffolk is being given to the Queen by the nation as a new country weekend retreat to mark her 90th birthday.</b>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty is said to be delighted with her new second home because Windsor Castle is far too big and expensive to upkeep.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWindsor will now be used more by Prince Charles and his sons, William and Harry, allowing the Queen to enjoy a lower profile in the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nIn a curious twist, one of her new neighbours will be pop star Ed Sheeran, whose family live close to the quaint Suffolk town.\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle was chosen because of its highly-fortified walls. Originally a Norman castle, it was built in 1148 but destroyed by Henry II 30 years later. It was rebuilt by Roger Bigod, the Earl of Norfolk, but locals do not hold his title against him.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/framlingham-castle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="framlingham-castle" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3417" /></a><i>Queen of the castle: Framlingham is Her Majesty\'s new country home</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe living accommodation within the castle walls will be modified in preparation for the Queen\'s arrival, and locals will have to get used to seeing her guards, in their famous red tunics and bearskin hats, parading outside.\r\n\r\nLocals were excited about the news. Maurice Piper, who owns a nearby potato farm, said: "This is a very proud day for Framlingham. We are all looking forward to Her Majesty enjoying weekends in the area, although some might be a little disappointed that the castle will now be closed to the public when she is home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA royal insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Queen enjoys her weekends away, especially now she is getting a little older. She intends to split her time away from London between Framlingham and Sandringham in Norfolk, which will allow Prince Charles and the rest of the family to spend more time at Windsor."\r\n\r\nThe cost of modifications at Framlingham is being put at £17 million, and will be paid for by adding a small tax on the purchase of second homes by Londoners snapping up Suffolk properties at the expense of cash-strapped locals.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Queen given Framlingham Castle for 90th birthday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3416-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:15:36', '2017-06-21 11:15:36', '', 3416, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3416-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6866, 1, '2017-06-21 11:18:18', '2017-06-21 11:18:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</b>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Shark attack: Christopher Mills\' mauled board on Felixstowe beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society said: "Our team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n* EDIT: It later emerged that the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Felixstowe mayor and police chief</a> had clashed over the shark reports.\r\n\r\n** EDIT EDIT: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">Local fisherman hired to catch and kill the shark</a>.\r\n\r\n*** EDIT EDIT EDIT: The shark was killed, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it did not end well for the fisherman</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:18:18', '2017-06-21 11:18:18', '', 5467, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6867, 1, '2017-06-21 11:21:15', '2017-06-21 11:21:15', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</b>\r\n\r\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\r\n\r\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Felixstowe Ferry, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1738" /></a></center><center><i>Great White in the River Deben yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\r\n\r\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\r\n\r\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\r\n\r\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\r\n\r\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\r\n\r\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced, however.\r\n\r\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1737-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:21:15', '2017-06-21 11:21:15', '', 1737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6868, 1, '2017-11-15 17:23:25', '2017-11-15 17:23:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-e1484482028826.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-1024x834.jpg" alt="Lidl to launch Middle Class Mondays" width="1024" height="834" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5787" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Lidl is launching Middle Class Mondays so well-to-do customers can take advantage of cheap shopping without having to meet any common people.</strong>\n\nMany snobby shoppers would like to try Lidl instead of Sainsbury or Waitrose - but can not cope with the thought of rubbing shoulders with the working class.\n\n\n\nSo supermarket bosses will ban the great unwashed on Mondays, and allow only yummy mummies or men called Jeremy through the doors instead.\n\nOne middle-class shopper from Suffolk said: "Lidl is supposed to be very good value for money, with some real quality, which is surprising because poor people don\'t appreciate nice things.\n\n"I have been wanting to try it for ages - they do nice wines and even lobster.\n\n"I hear they also do surprise price drops on random fun stuff like 216-piece tool kits, bicycle pumps and umbrellas.\n\n"But the thought of coming face-to-face with a large working class woman and her loud children fills me with horror.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"So Lidl\'s Middle Class Mondays is a great idea. I can shop without fear, and also common people won\'t feel inadequate by being in the same social space as me."\n\nDwayne Smith, 27, from Ipswich, said Middle Class Mondays were a great idea. "I am working class and wear trackie bottoms and a baseball cap.\n\n"If I accidentally bump into an intelligent or posh person in a shop I get embarrassed because I can not think of the right words to say, so it comes out in a sort of rude, sweary jumble.\n\n"Then I nick their purse."\n\nA Lidl spokesman said: "Finally snobs can come and experience our great deals. We now challenge Waitrose to hold Working Class Mondays so our customers have somewhere to shop when we turn them away."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Lidl introduces Middle Class Mondays', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5786-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-15 17:23:25', '2017-11-15 17:23:25', '', 5786, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5786-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6869, 1, '2017-06-21 11:27:16', '2017-06-21 11:27:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-e1484482028826.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-1024x834.jpg" alt="Lidl to launch Middle Class Mondays" width="1024" height="834" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5787" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Lidl is launching Middle Class Mondays so well-to-do customers can take advantage of cheap shopping without having to meet any common people.</strong>\r\n\r\nMany snobby shoppers would like to try Lidl instead of Sainsbury or Waitrose - but can not cope with the thought of rubbing shoulders with the working class.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo supermarket bosses will ban the great unwashed on Mondays, and allow only yummy mummies or men called Jeremy through the doors.\r\n\r\nOne middle class shopper from Suffolk said: "Lidl is supposed to be very good value for money, with some real quality, which is surprising because poor people don\'t appreciate nice things.\r\n\r\n"I have been wanting to try it for ages - they do nice wines and even lobster - but the thought of coming face-to-face with a large working class woman and her loud children fills me with horror.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"So Lidl\'s Middle Class Mondays is a great idea. I can shop without fear, and also common people won\'t feel inadequate by being in the same social space as me."\r\n\r\nA Lidl spokesman said: "Finally snobs can come and experience our great deals. We now challenge Waitrose to hold Working Class Mondays so our customers have somewhere to shop when we turn them away."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Lidl introduces Middle Class Mondays', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5786-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:27:16', '2017-06-21 11:27:16', '', 5786, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5786-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6870, 1, '2017-06-21 11:31:40', '2017-06-21 11:31:40', '<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have been forced to ditch their new Apache gunship helicopter after it accidentally blew up a 19th-century vicarage.</b>\r\n\r\nFar from deterring criminals with its fearsome firepower, the deadly attack chopper has suffered a series of setbacks after police helicopter pilots became baffled by its sophisticated systems.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came when a pilot attempted to turn on a camera to track a suspected bicycle thief - but instead activated the helicopter\'s deadly Target Acquisition and Designation System.\r\n\r\nAs a result, the gunship\'s automatic systems took over and it fired off a lethal sidewinder missile that smashed into a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss explained: "I was taking afternoon tea in the garden with some ladies from the Women\'s Institute. Suddenly we heard the roar of an engine on the horizon, and watched in awe as this huge military-style helicopter rose above the treeline in the distance.\r\n\r\n"It looked like it was following a bloke on a bicycle, but then we watched in horror as there was a puff of smoke and a missile was launched.\r\n\r\n"It came straight over the primary school and towards us, and was seemingly homing in on the heat generated by the solar panels on the vicarage roof.\r\n\r\n"It smacked straight into it, and destroyed the whole place. Luckily none of us were hurt, although Gladys Worthington-Smythe was hit on the toe by a falling flower pot."\r\n\r\nThe Apache was grounded immediately and an investigation launched by the Suffolk Police Chief Constable.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:65.993266% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/80693074?et=UHShjIeqSs9UNlFBrKRwRw&sig=yBe2j1psW9KhNn15Jez9pwvmc2jF04o3f1I_Gxle65Q=" width="445" height="294" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/80693074" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The deadly Apache helicopter involved in the vicarage disaster</center></i><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice crews only took delivery of the Apache helicopter two weeks ago, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/" target="_blank">as revealed exclusively in the Suffolk Gazette</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We\'ve sent it back to the Ministry of Defence. The crew were trying to get to grips with the hi-tech kit on the Apache, but in doing so they got confused and fired off a missile.\r\n\r\n"Sadly, this then went on to destroy a pleasant Victorian vicarage, and for that we can only apologise."\r\n\r\nThe £13 million police Apache helicopter is now being mothballed. In its place, Suffolk Crime Commissioner Tim Passless has ordered a fleet of 17 Chieftain Battle Tanks.\r\n\r\n"This will help us to bring crime levels down, although even they may not be up to the task of patrolling the badlands of Haverhill." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police Apache helicopter blows up vicarage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '270-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:31:40', '2017-06-21 11:31:40', '', 270, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/270-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6871, 1, '2017-06-21 12:15:26', '2017-06-21 12:15:26', '<strong>We know readers off The Suffolk Gazette are busy so we have brought the information from the Queen\'s speech down to the nitty gritty. The historic speech came after a man banged on the door with his black rod and was arrested for flashing.</strong>\r\n\r\n1. My Government is in tatters but will try to stop its squabbles even if One has to hit them with One\'s Orb and Sceptre. The paparazzi will receive a large sum of money from my subjects\' newspapers if they can obtain a photograph of my Prime Minister in any public place.\r\n\r\n2. My Government will reduce taxes on One\'s subjects so that they can afford more royal mugs and commemorative mugs and dolls that One finds in the cheaper Sunday supplements and old people\'s magazines. But taxes may still be uncollected from famous socialist pop stars, sports starts, large coffee companies and global firms who suck the life out of One\'s economy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n3. New legislation will be introduced to provide a paddling pool for every one of my subjects, no matter what creed, religion, colour or sexual proclivity to cope with the current heatwave.\r\n\r\n4. My Government will continue talks over Brexit, with our ministers taking sacks of money, boxes of chocolates, and Scottish whisky to bribe and beg a way out of the mess my Government has made of it and will no doubt do ongoing.\r\n\r\n5. My Government will forget all about grammar schools and give large quantities of wonga to Eton, Harrow and prep schools to help them with their gourmet school lunches, while cutting gruel to common schoolchildren.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg" alt="The Queen&#039;s Speech" width="962" height="641" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6872" /></a><i>The Queen and Prince Charles look thrilled to be delivering the Queen\'s Speech</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n6. My Government will continue to pay winter fuel bills for myself and other billionaires so that we can run at least two bars on One\'s electric fire in the living room while One enjoys Pointless along with all the other subjects.\r\n\r\n7. My Government will point out to Mr Corbyn, leader of the Opposition, that he lost the election and those figures cannot change even if Ms Diane Abbott tries to add them up again. If Mr Corbyn continues to think he WON the General Election, he will be locked in the Tower of London, ready to be beheaded.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n8. Old people, like Oneself, won\'t have to sell their homes for care in their old age, so that like my own late mother, they can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gin-secret-to-long-life/">drink gin with gay abandon</a> while playing croquet\r\nOn one\'s lawn.\r\n\r\n9. There are fewer legislation bills by my Government because they had to change their minds about everything after publishing their comedy manifesto, which brought gales of laughter, lightening the atmosphere the sombre  nation was under at this difficult time.\r\n\r\n10. My Government will not be inviting American President Mr Donald Trump for a State visit after all because we know he likes to grab pussies and we do not know where he stands on grabbing Corgis.\r\n\r\nNow One is orf to Ascot, where we have a Royal Box to keep us away from those tattooed, fake tanned Essex girls who turn up by the coachload to vomit on the track. One wishes you all a winning flutter and a glass of Pimms and 99 cornet. God bless you, one and all.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'The Queen\'s Speech: What Her Majesty REALLY wanted to say', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'queens-speech', '', '', '2017-06-21 13:10:25', '2017-06-21 13:10:25', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6871', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6873, 1, '2017-06-21 12:15:26', '2017-06-21 12:15:26', '<strong>We know readers off The Suffolk Gazette are busy so we have brought the information from the Queen\'s speech down to the nitty gritty. The historic speech came after a man banged on the door with his black rod and was arrested for flashing.</strong>\r\n\r\n1. My Government is in tatters but will try to stop its squabbles even if One has to hit them with One\'s Orb and Sceptre. The paparazzi will receive a large sum of money from my subjects\' newspapers if they can obtain a photograph of my Prime Minister in any public place.\r\n\r\n2. My Government will reduce taxes on One\'s subjects so that they can afford more royal mugs and commemorative mugs that One finds in the cheaper Sunday supplements and old people\'s magazines. But taxes may still be uncollected from famous socialist pop stars, sports starts, large coffee companies and global firms who suck the life out of One\'s economy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n3. New legislation will be introduced to provide a paddling pool for every one of my subjects, no matter what creed, religion, colour or sexual proclivity to cope with the current heatwave.\r\n\r\n4. My Government will continue talks over Brexit, with our ministers taking sacks of money, boxes of chocolates, and Scottish whisky to bribe and beg a way out of the mess my Government has made of it and will no doubt do ongoing.\r\n\r\n5. My Government will forget all about grammar schools and give large quantities of wonga to Eton, Harrow and prep schools to help them with their gourmet school lunches, while cutting gruel to common schoolchildren.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg" alt="The Queen&#039;s Speech" width="962" height="641" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6872" /></a><i>The Queen and Prince Charles look thrilled to be delivering the Queen\'s Speech</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n6. My Government will continue to pay winter fuel bills for myself and other billionaires so that we can run at least two bars on One\'s electric fire in the living room while One enjoys Pointless along with all the other subjects.\r\n\r\n7. My Government will point out to Mr Corbyn, leader of the Opposition, that he lost the election and those figures cannot change even if Ms Diane Abbott tries to add them up again. If Mr Corbyn continues to think he WON the General Election, he will be locked in the Tower of London, ready to be beheaded.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n8. Old people, like Oneself, won\'t have to sell their homes for care in their old age, so that like my own late mother, they can drink gin with gay abandon while playing croquet\r\nOn one\'s lawn.\r\n\r\n9. There are fewer legislation bills by my Government because they had to change their minds about everything after publishing their comedy manifesto, which brought gales of laughter, lightening the atmosphere the sombre  nation was under at this difficult time.\r\n\r\n10. My Government will not be inviting American President Mr Donald Trump for a State visit after all because we know he likes to grab pussies and we do not know where he stands on grabbing Corgis.\r\n\r\nNow One is orf to Ascot, where we have a Royal Box to keep us away from those tattooed, fake tanned Essex girls who turn up by the coachload to vomit on the track. One wishes you all a winning flutter and a glass of Pimms and 99 cornet. God bless you, one and all.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Your handy guide to the 10 key items in today\'s Queen\'s Speech', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6871-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 12:15:26', '2017-06-21 12:15:26', '', 6871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6874, 1, '2017-06-21 12:26:19', '2017-06-21 12:26:19', '<strong>We know readers off The Suffolk Gazette are busy so we have brought the information from the Queen\'s speech down to the nitty gritty. The historic speech came after a man banged on the door with his black rod and was arrested for flashing.</strong>\n\n1. My Government is in tatters but will try to stop its squabbles even if One has to hit them with One\'s Orb and Sceptre. The paparazzi will receive a large sum of money from my subjects\' newspapers if they can obtain a photograph of my Prime Minister in any public place.\n\n2. My Government will reduce taxes on One\'s subjects so that they can afford more royal mugs and commemorative mugs and dolls that One finds in the cheaper Sunday supplements and old people\'s magazines. But taxes may still be uncollected from famous socialist pop stars, sports starts, large coffee companies and global firms who suck the life out of One\'s economy.\n\n\n\n3. New legislation will be introduced to provide a paddling pool for every one of my subjects, no matter what creed, religion, colour or sexual proclivity to cope with the current heatwave.\n\n4. My Government will continue talks over Brexit, with our ministers taking sacks of money, boxes of chocolates, and Scottish whisky to bribe and beg a way out of the mess my Government has made of it and will no doubt do ongoing.\n\n5. My Government will forget all about grammar schools and give large quantities of wonga to Eton, Harrow and prep schools to help them with their gourmet school lunches, while cutting gruel to common schoolchildren.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg" alt="The Queen&#039;s Speech" width="962" height="641" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6872" /></a><i>The Queen and Prince Charles look thrilled to be delivering the Queen\'s Speech</center></i><br><br>\n\n6. My Government will continue to pay winter fuel bills for myself and other billionaires so that we can run at least two bars on One\'s electric fire in the living room while One enjoys Pointless along with all the other subjects.\n\n7. My Government will point out to Mr Corbyn, leader of the Opposition, that he lost the election and those figures cannot change even if Ms Diane Abbott tries to add them up again. If Mr Corbyn continues to think he WON the General Election, he will be locked in the Tower of London, ready to be beheaded.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n8. Old people, like Oneself, won\'t have to sell their homes for care in their old age, so that like my own late mother, they can drink gin with gay abandon while playing croquet\nOn one\'s lawn.\n\n9. There are fewer legislation bills by my Government because they had to change their minds about everything after publishing their comedy manifesto, which brought gales of laughter, lightening the atmosphere the sombre  nation was under at this difficult time.\n\n10. My Government will not be inviting American President Mr Donald Trump for a State visit after all because we know he likes to grab pussies and we do not know where he stands on grabbing Corgis.\n\nNow One is orf to Ascot, where we have a Royal Box to keep us away from those tattooed, fake tanned Essex girls who turn up by the coachload to vomit on the track. One wishes you all a winning flutter and a glass of Pimms and 99 cornet. God bless you, one and all.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'The Queen\'s Speech: What Her Majesty REALLY wanted to say', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6871-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 12:26:19', '2017-06-21 12:26:19', '', 6871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6871-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6875, 1, '2017-06-21 12:21:02', '2017-06-21 12:21:02', '<strong>We know readers off The Suffolk Gazette are busy so we have brought the information from the Queen\'s speech down to the nitty gritty. The historic speech came after a man banged on the door with his black rod and was arrested for flashing.</strong>\r\n\r\n1. My Government is in tatters but will try to stop its squabbles even if One has to hit them with One\'s Orb and Sceptre. The paparazzi will receive a large sum of money from my subjects\' newspapers if they can obtain a photograph of my Prime Minister in any public place.\r\n\r\n2. My Government will reduce taxes on One\'s subjects so that they can afford more royal mugs and commemorative mugs that One finds in the cheaper Sunday supplements and old people\'s magazines. But taxes may still be uncollected from famous socialist pop stars, sports starts, large coffee companies and global firms who suck the life out of One\'s economy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n3. New legislation will be introduced to provide a paddling pool for every one of my subjects, no matter what creed, religion, colour or sexual proclivity to cope with the current heatwave.\r\n\r\n4. My Government will continue talks over Brexit, with our ministers taking sacks of money, boxes of chocolates, and Scottish whisky to bribe and beg a way out of the mess my Government has made of it and will no doubt do ongoing.\r\n\r\n5. My Government will forget all about grammar schools and give large quantities of wonga to Eton, Harrow and prep schools to help them with their gourmet school lunches, while cutting gruel to common schoolchildren.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg" alt="The Queen&#039;s Speech" width="962" height="641" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6872" /></a><i>The Queen and Prince Charles look thrilled to be delivering the Queen\'s Speech</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n6. My Government will continue to pay winter fuel bills for myself and other billionaires so that we can run at least two bars on One\'s electric fire in the living room while One enjoys Pointless along with all the other subjects.\r\n\r\n7. My Government will point out to Mr Corbyn, leader of the Opposition, that he lost the election and those figures cannot change even if Ms Diane Abbott tries to add them up again. If Mr Corbyn continues to think he WON the General Election, he will be locked in the Tower of London, ready to be beheaded.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n8. Old people, like Oneself, won\'t have to sell their homes for care in their old age, so that like my own late mother, they can drink gin with gay abandon while playing croquet\r\nOn one\'s lawn.\r\n\r\n9. There are fewer legislation bills by my Government because they had to change their minds about everything after publishing their comedy manifesto, which brought gales of laughter, lightening the atmosphere the sombre  nation was under at this difficult time.\r\n\r\n10. My Government will not be inviting American President Mr Donald Trump for a State visit after all because we know he likes to grab pussies and we do not know where he stands on grabbing Corgis.\r\n\r\nNow One is orf to Ascot, where we have a Royal Box to keep us away from those tattooed, fake tanned Essex girls who turn up by the coachload to vomit on the track. One wishes you all a winning flutter and a glass of Pimms and 99 cornet. God bless you, one and all.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'The Queen\'s Speech: What Her Majesty REALLY wanted to say', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6871-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 12:21:02', '2017-06-21 12:21:02', '', 6871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6876, 1, '2017-06-21 12:26:30', '2017-06-21 12:26:30', '<strong>We know readers off The Suffolk Gazette are busy so we have brought the information from the Queen\'s speech down to the nitty gritty. The historic speech came after a man banged on the door with his black rod and was arrested for flashing.</strong>\r\n\r\n1. My Government is in tatters but will try to stop its squabbles even if One has to hit them with One\'s Orb and Sceptre. The paparazzi will receive a large sum of money from my subjects\' newspapers if they can obtain a photograph of my Prime Minister in any public place.\r\n\r\n2. My Government will reduce taxes on One\'s subjects so that they can afford more royal mugs and commemorative mugs and dolls that One finds in the cheaper Sunday supplements and old people\'s magazines. But taxes may still be uncollected from famous socialist pop stars, sports starts, large coffee companies and global firms who suck the life out of One\'s economy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n3. New legislation will be introduced to provide a paddling pool for every one of my subjects, no matter what creed, religion, colour or sexual proclivity to cope with the current heatwave.\r\n\r\n4. My Government will continue talks over Brexit, with our ministers taking sacks of money, boxes of chocolates, and Scottish whisky to bribe and beg a way out of the mess my Government has made of it and will no doubt do ongoing.\r\n\r\n5. My Government will forget all about grammar schools and give large quantities of wonga to Eton, Harrow and prep schools to help them with their gourmet school lunches, while cutting gruel to common schoolchildren.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg" alt="The Queen&#039;s Speech" width="962" height="641" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6872" /></a><i>The Queen and Prince Charles look thrilled to be delivering the Queen\'s Speech</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n6. My Government will continue to pay winter fuel bills for myself and other billionaires so that we can run at least two bars on One\'s electric fire in the living room while One enjoys Pointless along with all the other subjects.\r\n\r\n7. My Government will point out to Mr Corbyn, leader of the Opposition, that he lost the election and those figures cannot change even if Ms Diane Abbott tries to add them up again. If Mr Corbyn continues to think he WON the General Election, he will be locked in the Tower of London, ready to be beheaded.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n8. Old people, like Oneself, won\'t have to sell their homes for care in their old age, so that like my own late mother, they can drink gin with gay abandon while playing croquet\r\nOn one\'s lawn.\r\n\r\n9. There are fewer legislation bills by my Government because they had to change their minds about everything after publishing their comedy manifesto, which brought gales of laughter, lightening the atmosphere the sombre  nation was under at this difficult time.\r\n\r\n10. My Government will not be inviting American President Mr Donald Trump for a State visit after all because we know he likes to grab pussies and we do not know where he stands on grabbing Corgis.\r\n\r\nNow One is orf to Ascot, where we have a Royal Box to keep us away from those tattooed, fake tanned Essex girls who turn up by the coachload to vomit on the track. One wishes you all a winning flutter and a glass of Pimms and 99 cornet. God bless you, one and all.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'The Queen\'s Speech: What Her Majesty REALLY wanted to say', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6871-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 12:26:30', '2017-06-21 12:26:30', '', 6871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6877, 1, '2017-06-21 13:10:25', '2017-06-21 13:10:25', '<strong>We know readers off The Suffolk Gazette are busy so we have brought the information from the Queen\'s speech down to the nitty gritty. The historic speech came after a man banged on the door with his black rod and was arrested for flashing.</strong>\r\n\r\n1. My Government is in tatters but will try to stop its squabbles even if One has to hit them with One\'s Orb and Sceptre. The paparazzi will receive a large sum of money from my subjects\' newspapers if they can obtain a photograph of my Prime Minister in any public place.\r\n\r\n2. My Government will reduce taxes on One\'s subjects so that they can afford more royal mugs and commemorative mugs and dolls that One finds in the cheaper Sunday supplements and old people\'s magazines. But taxes may still be uncollected from famous socialist pop stars, sports starts, large coffee companies and global firms who suck the life out of One\'s economy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n3. New legislation will be introduced to provide a paddling pool for every one of my subjects, no matter what creed, religion, colour or sexual proclivity to cope with the current heatwave.\r\n\r\n4. My Government will continue talks over Brexit, with our ministers taking sacks of money, boxes of chocolates, and Scottish whisky to bribe and beg a way out of the mess my Government has made of it and will no doubt do ongoing.\r\n\r\n5. My Government will forget all about grammar schools and give large quantities of wonga to Eton, Harrow and prep schools to help them with their gourmet school lunches, while cutting gruel to common schoolchildren.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/queens-speech.jpg" alt="The Queen&#039;s Speech" width="962" height="641" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6872" /></a><i>The Queen and Prince Charles look thrilled to be delivering the Queen\'s Speech</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n6. My Government will continue to pay winter fuel bills for myself and other billionaires so that we can run at least two bars on One\'s electric fire in the living room while One enjoys Pointless along with all the other subjects.\r\n\r\n7. My Government will point out to Mr Corbyn, leader of the Opposition, that he lost the election and those figures cannot change even if Ms Diane Abbott tries to add them up again. If Mr Corbyn continues to think he WON the General Election, he will be locked in the Tower of London, ready to be beheaded.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n8. Old people, like Oneself, won\'t have to sell their homes for care in their old age, so that like my own late mother, they can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gin-secret-to-long-life/">drink gin with gay abandon</a> while playing croquet\r\nOn one\'s lawn.\r\n\r\n9. There are fewer legislation bills by my Government because they had to change their minds about everything after publishing their comedy manifesto, which brought gales of laughter, lightening the atmosphere the sombre  nation was under at this difficult time.\r\n\r\n10. My Government will not be inviting American President Mr Donald Trump for a State visit after all because we know he likes to grab pussies and we do not know where he stands on grabbing Corgis.\r\n\r\nNow One is orf to Ascot, where we have a Royal Box to keep us away from those tattooed, fake tanned Essex girls who turn up by the coachload to vomit on the track. One wishes you all a winning flutter and a glass of Pimms and 99 cornet. God bless you, one and all.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'The Queen\'s Speech: What Her Majesty REALLY wanted to say', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6871-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-21 13:10:25', '2017-06-21 13:10:25', '', 6871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6886, 1, '2017-06-22 07:57:10', '2017-06-22 07:57:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nigeria-widow-email-cash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nigeria-widow-email-cash.jpg" alt="Nigerian widow had millions in dollars" width="647" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6888" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNigerian police who found $10 million cash in a widow\'s spare bedroom said she had been trying to give it away for years.</strong>\r\n\r\nMary Abacha, 42, claimed she had been offering the money to Brits since 2011, but "none of the buggers" had replied to her emails.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe told stunned cops her late husband had amassed the fortune while working as a lawyer in the country\'s capital, Abuja,\r\n\r\n"It was all perfectly legal, but I just wanted to put it in a bank in Britain where it would be safe. I emailed lots of people I found on the internet who I thought could be trusted to take the money and deposit it.\r\n\r\n"As a reward for their kindness, they would get $1 million to keep.\r\n\r\n"But imagine my surprise when none of the buggers even bothered to reply. I mean, who wouldn\'t want a free million?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice say Mrs Abacha, whose husband died in an unfortunate car accident, had done nothing wrong, and they had now persuaded her to deposit the $10 million into a local finance establishment instead.\r\n\r\nInspector Adeleye Iyabo told Reuters news agency: "There must be many thousands of people in the UK kicking themselves right now. If they had only replied to Mrs Abacha\'s email, they would be wealthy beyond their wildest dreams.\r\n\r\n"I would advise anyone receiving such a kind offer to take it up. What have you got to lose?"\r\n\r\nSuffolk builder Henry Dodds, 37, who was one of many to receive one of Mrs Abacha\'s emails, was devastated when we told him how he had missed out. "It just looked a little odd when I received the email," he said. "Serves me right for being so untrustworthy."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police find $10 million cash in Nigerian widow\'s spare room', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'nigeria-email-cash', '', '', '2017-06-22 07:59:32', '2017-06-22 07:59:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6886', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6888, 1, '2017-06-22 07:40:24', '2017-06-22 07:40:24', 'NIgerian widow says no one replied to her emails offering millions of dollars in free cash', 'nigeria widow email cash', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'nigeria-widow-email-cash', '', '', '2017-06-22 07:41:07', '2017-06-22 07:41:07', '', 6886, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nigeria-widow-email-cash.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6889, 1, '2017-06-22 07:57:10', '2017-06-22 07:57:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nigeria-widow-email-cash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nigeria-widow-email-cash.jpg" alt="Nigerian widow had millions in dollars" width="647" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6888" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNigerian police who found $10 million cash in a widow\'s spare bedroom said she had been trying to give it away for years.</strong>\r\n\r\nMary Abacha claimed she had been offering the money to Brits since 2011, but "none of the buggers" had replied to her emails.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe told stunned cops her late husband had amassed the fortune while working as a lawyer in the country\'s capital, Abuja,\r\n\r\n"It was all perfectly legal, but I just wanted to put it in a bank in Britain where it would be safe. I emailed lots of people I found on the internet who I thought could be trusted to take the money and deposit it.\r\n\r\n"As a reward for their kindness, they would get $1 million to keep.\r\n\r\n"But imagine my surprise when none of the buggers even bothered to reply. I mean, who wouldn\'t want a free million?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice say Mrs Abacha, whose husband died in an unfortunate a car accident, had done nothing wrong, and had persuaded her to deposit the $10 million into a local finance establishment instead.\r\n\r\nInspector Adeleye Iyabo told Reuters news agency: "There must be many thousands of people in the UK kicking themselves right now. If they had only replied to Mrs Abacha\'s email, they would be wealthy beyond their wildest dreams.\r\n\r\n"I would advise anyone receiving such a kind offer to take it up. What have you got to lose?"\r\n\r\nSuffolk builder Henry Dodds, 37, who was one of many to receive one of Mrs Abacha\'s emails, was devastated when we told him how he had missed out. "It just looked a little odd when I received the email," he said. "Serves me right for being so untrustworthy."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police find $10 million cash in Nigerian widow\'s spare room', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6886-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-22 07:57:10', '2017-06-22 07:57:10', '', 6886, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6886-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6890, 1, '2017-06-22 07:57:50', '2017-06-22 07:57:50', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nigeria-widow-email-cash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nigeria-widow-email-cash.jpg" alt="Nigerian widow had millions in dollars" width="647" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6888" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNigerian police who found $10 million cash in a widow\'s spare bedroom said she had been trying to give it away for years.</strong>\r\n\r\nMary Abacha, 42, claimed she had been offering the money to Brits since 2011, but "none of the buggers" had replied to her emails.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe told stunned cops her late husband had amassed the fortune while working as a lawyer in the country\'s capital, Abuja,\r\n\r\n"It was all perfectly legal, but I just wanted to put it in a bank in Britain where it would be safe. I emailed lots of people I found on the internet who I thought could be trusted to take the money and deposit it.\r\n\r\n"As a reward for their kindness, they would get $1 million to keep.\r\n\r\n"But imagine my surprise when none of the buggers even bothered to reply. I mean, who wouldn\'t want a free million?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice say Mrs Abacha, whose husband died in an unfortunate a car accident, had done nothing wrong, and had persuaded her to deposit the $10 million into a local finance establishment instead.\r\n\r\nInspector Adeleye Iyabo told Reuters news agency: "There must be many thousands of people in the UK kicking themselves right now. If they had only replied to Mrs Abacha\'s email, they would be wealthy beyond their wildest dreams.\r\n\r\n"I would advise anyone receiving such a kind offer to take it up. What have you got to lose?"\r\n\r\nSuffolk builder Henry Dodds, 37, who was one of many to receive one of Mrs Abacha\'s emails, was devastated when we told him how he had missed out. "It just looked a little odd when I received the email," he said. "Serves me right for being so untrustworthy."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police find $10 million cash in Nigerian widow\'s spare room', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6886-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-22 07:57:50', '2017-06-22 07:57:50', '', 6886, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6886-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6891, 1, '2017-06-22 07:59:30', '2017-06-22 07:59:30', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nigeria-widow-email-cash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nigeria-widow-email-cash.jpg" alt="Nigerian widow had millions in dollars" width="647" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6888" /></a></center><br><br>\n<strong>\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nNigerian police who found $10 million cash in a widow\'s spare bedroom said she had been trying to give it away for years.</strong>\n\nMary Abacha, 42, claimed she had been offering the money to Brits since 2011, but "none of the buggers" had replied to her emails.\n\n\n\nShe told stunned cops her late husband had amassed the fortune while working as a lawyer in the country\'s capital, Abuja,\n\n"It was all perfectly legal, but I just wanted to put it in a bank in Britain where it would be safe. I emailed lots of people I found on the internet who I thought could be trusted to take the money and deposit it.\n\n"As a reward for their kindness, they would get $1 million to keep.\n\n"But imagine my surprise when none of the buggers even bothered to reply. I mean, who wouldn\'t want a free million?"\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nPolice say Mrs Abacha, whose husband died in an unfortunate car accident, had done nothing wrong, and they had now persuaded her to deposit the $10 million into a local finance establishment instead.\n\nInspector Adeleye Iyabo told Reuters news agency: "There must be many thousands of people in the UK kicking themselves right now. If they had only replied to Mrs Abacha\'s email, they would be wealthy beyond their wildest dreams.\n\n"I would advise anyone receiving such a kind offer to take it up. What have you got to lose?"\n\nSuffolk builder Henry Dodds, 37, who was one of many to receive one of Mrs Abacha\'s emails, was devastated when we told him how he had missed out. "It just looked a little odd when I received the email," he said. "Serves me right for being so untrustworthy."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police find $10 million cash in Nigerian widow\'s spare room', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6886-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-22 07:59:30', '2017-06-22 07:59:30', '', 6886, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6886-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6892, 1, '2017-06-22 07:59:32', '2017-06-22 07:59:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nigeria-widow-email-cash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nigeria-widow-email-cash.jpg" alt="Nigerian widow had millions in dollars" width="647" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6888" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNigerian police who found $10 million cash in a widow\'s spare bedroom said she had been trying to give it away for years.</strong>\r\n\r\nMary Abacha, 42, claimed she had been offering the money to Brits since 2011, but "none of the buggers" had replied to her emails.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe told stunned cops her late husband had amassed the fortune while working as a lawyer in the country\'s capital, Abuja,\r\n\r\n"It was all perfectly legal, but I just wanted to put it in a bank in Britain where it would be safe. I emailed lots of people I found on the internet who I thought could be trusted to take the money and deposit it.\r\n\r\n"As a reward for their kindness, they would get $1 million to keep.\r\n\r\n"But imagine my surprise when none of the buggers even bothered to reply. I mean, who wouldn\'t want a free million?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice say Mrs Abacha, whose husband died in an unfortunate car accident, had done nothing wrong, and they had now persuaded her to deposit the $10 million into a local finance establishment instead.\r\n\r\nInspector Adeleye Iyabo told Reuters news agency: "There must be many thousands of people in the UK kicking themselves right now. If they had only replied to Mrs Abacha\'s email, they would be wealthy beyond their wildest dreams.\r\n\r\n"I would advise anyone receiving such a kind offer to take it up. What have you got to lose?"\r\n\r\nSuffolk builder Henry Dodds, 37, who was one of many to receive one of Mrs Abacha\'s emails, was devastated when we told him how he had missed out. "It just looked a little odd when I received the email," he said. "Serves me right for being so untrustworthy."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police find $10 million cash in Nigerian widow\'s spare room', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6886-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-22 07:59:32', '2017-06-22 07:59:32', '', 6886, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6886-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6893, 1, '2017-06-22 16:02:40', '2017-06-22 16:02:40', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nPolice are hunting a conman who "sold" Orford Castle to a gullible American businessman for a million pounds.</b>\n\nThe elaborate hoaxer even told his wealthy Texan victim that a medieval charter entitled the castle owner to as many local women as he wanted - even married ones.\n\n\n\nHe had set his trap by putting an advert in upmarket magazines in the United States, offering the castle, which was built by Henry II in 1165, at a "knockdown price" of £1 million.\n\nIt offered someone the "once-in-a-lifetime chance to own a real piece of English history", with a live-in, full-restored castle that overlooked the North Sea.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/orford-castle-e1455025702167.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2710"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/orford-castle-e1455025702167.jpg" alt="orford-castle" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2710" /></a></center><center><i>Yours to keep: Orford Castle on the Suffolk coast</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe victim, who police say made his fortune in the oil industry, responded to an email address in the advert, and flew to the UK to meet the "seller", who claimed to have lived in the castle for 20 years.\n\nMaking sure it was a day the castle was open to the public, the conman arranged to meet the American at the nearby Jolly Sailor pub, where he plied him with the local Adnams beer before walking him up the road to view the property.\n\nHe impressed the victim with historical tales about the castle, which is regarded as one of the most remarkable keeps in England, with a unique design probably based on Byzantine architecture.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAnd the crook even brazenly spun a yarn that by ancient charter, the owner of the castle was allowed his pick of the local women whenever he wanted, and that he need only ring a bell in the tower to summon them. Laughably, he claimed that is where the leering expression "ding-dong" came from.\n\nThe two men shook hands on the "deal" as they gazed out from the top of the central tower to the River Alde and the North Sea beyond.\n\nPolice say the conman showed the American all the alleged deeds and had contracts already prepared to go through when they went back to the pub. They signed all the documents but agreed not to exchange them until the sum of £1 million was transferred into a Swiss bank account the next week.\n\nWhen the money was wired, the conman instantly withdrew it and has not been seen since.\n\nThe American, who has asked not to be named, was said to be distraught at missing out on his dream English castle, as well as pretty upset at losing a million.\n\nA Suffolk police detective said: "It seems fanciful that someone would be foolish enough to think they can buy a castle for a million from a stranger they literally met in a pub. However, the conman was very plausible."\n\nThe castle is in fact owned by English Heritage, which points out it is absolutely not for sale. \n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Conman \'sold\' castle and supply of local women for a million', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2707-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-22 16:02:40', '2017-06-22 16:02:40', '', 2707, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2707-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6894, 1, '2017-06-22 16:03:15', '2017-06-22 16:03:15', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting a conman who "sold" Orford Castle to a gullible American businessman for a million pounds.</b>\r\n\r\nThe elaborate hoaxer even told his wealthy Texan victim that a medieval charter entitled the castle owner to as many local women as he wanted - even married ones.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe had set his trap by putting an advert in upmarket magazines in the United States, offering the castle, which was built by Henry II in 1165, at a "knockdown price" of £1 million.\r\n\r\nIt offered someone the "once-in-a-lifetime chance to own a real piece of English history", with a live-in, full-restored castle that overlooked the North Sea.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/orford-castle-e1455025702167.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2710"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/orford-castle-e1455025702167.jpg" alt="orford-castle" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2710" /></a></center><center><i>Yours to keep: Orford Castle on the Suffolk coast</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe victim, who police say made his fortune in the oil industry, responded to an email address in the advert, and flew to the UK to meet the "seller", who claimed to have lived in the castle for 20 years.\r\n\r\nMaking sure it was a day the castle was open to the public, the conman arranged to meet the American at the nearby Jolly Sailor pub, where he plied him with the local Adnams beer before walking him up the road to view the property.\r\n\r\nHe impressed the victim with historical tales about the castle, which is regarded as one of the most remarkable keeps in England, with a unique design probably based on Byzantine architecture.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnd the crook even brazenly spun a yarn that by ancient charter, the owner of the castle was allowed his pick of the local women whenever he wanted, and that he need only ring a bell in the tower to summon them. Laughably, he claimed that is where the leering expression "ding-dong" came from.\r\n\r\nThe two men shook hands on the "deal" as they gazed out from the top of the central tower to the River Alde and the North Sea beyond.\r\n\r\nPolice say the conman showed the American all the alleged deeds and had contracts already prepared to go through when they went back to the pub. They signed all the documents but agreed not to exchange them until the sum of £1 million was transferred into a Swiss bank account the next week.\r\n\r\nWhen the money was wired, the conman instantly withdrew it and has not been seen since.\r\n\r\nThe American, who has asked not to be named, was said to be distraught at missing out on his dream English castle, as well as pretty upset at losing a million.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police detective said: "It seems fanciful that someone would be foolish enough to think they can buy a castle for a million from a stranger they literally met in a pub. However, the conman was very plausible."\r\n\r\nThe castle is in fact owned by English Heritage, which points out it is absolutely not for sale. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Conman \'sold\' castle and supply of local women for a million', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2707-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-22 16:03:15', '2017-06-22 16:03:15', '', 2707, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2707-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6895, 1, '2017-06-23 08:13:45', '2017-06-23 08:13:45', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg" alt="Blofeld retires" width="642" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6896" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Henry Blofeld has revealed he is retiring from cricket commentary to concentrate on being a James Bond supervillain.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe broadcasting legend says it has become increasingly difficult to juggle his two careers, and one has to go.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBlofeld said: "One minute I am describing eloquently how Joe Root has dispatched a loose offside ball for four - the next I have to deal with a British agent trying to blow up my global crime syndicate headquarters.\r\n\r\n"I\'m 77 years old now, and there\'s a danger I could mix up the two jobs. Imagine the outcry if I began waffling on about James Bond\'s batting average - or if I had Jonny Bairstow fed to a pool of sharks at SPECTRE HQ for disobeying my orders.\r\n\r\n"To be honest it\'s getting harder to differentiate stroking the ball through the covers, and stroking the white cat on my lap."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBlofeld has been a mainstay of BBC Test Match Special for 45 years, becoming a national treasure for his whimsy commentary.\r\n\r\nHe was awarded the OBE in 2003 for services to broadcasting  - an honour that was withdrawn once his alter-ego as a James Bond villain had been revealed.\r\n\r\n<h3>Blofeld retires</h3>\r\n\r\nBlofeld will commentate on his latest Test Match in September.\r\n\r\n“You haven’t heard my final \'My Dear Old Thing’ quite yet. Happily, I shall be commentating next month on the first two Tests against South Africa, and then for the last one of the summer against the West Indies at Lord’s.\r\n\r\n“I leave, supremely confident that TMS is in the safest of hands, led by the ageless Aggers (Jonathan Agnew). In the end, I think he will come to be seen as the best of the lot.”\r\n\r\nHis famous commentary quotes include memorable lines such as: "It\'s a catch he would have caught 99 times times out of 1,000," or: "If the tension here was a block of Cheddar cheese, you could cut it with a knife."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Blofeld retires from cricket commentary to concentrate on being James Bond villain', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'blofeld-retires', '', '', '2017-06-23 09:27:42', '2017-06-23 09:27:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6895', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6897, 1, '2017-06-23 08:13:45', '2017-06-23 08:13:45', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg" alt="Blofeld retires" width="642" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6896" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Henry Blofeld has revealed he is retiring from cricket commentary to concentrate on being a James Bond supervillain.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe broadcasting legend says it has become increasingly difficult to juggle his two careers, and one has to go.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBlofeld said: "One minute I am describing eloquently how Joe Root has dispatched a loose offside ball for four - the next I have to deal with a British agent trying to blow up my global crime syndicate headquarters.\r\n\r\n"I\'m 77 years old now, and there\'s a danger I could mix up the two jobs. Imagine the outcry if I began waffling on about James Bond\'s batting average - or if I had Jonny Bairstow fed to a pool of sharks at SPECTRE HQ for disobeying my orders.\r\n\r\n"To be honest it\'s getting harder to differentiate stroking the ball through the covers, and stroking the white cat on my lap."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBlofeld has been a mainstay of BBC Test Match Special for 45 years, becoming a national treasure for his whimsy commentary.\r\n\r\nHe was awarded the OBE in 2003 for services to broadcasting  - an honour that was withdrawn once his alter-ego as a James Bond villain had been revealed.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Blofeld retires from cricket to concentrate on being James Bond villain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6895-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-23 08:13:45', '2017-06-23 08:13:45', '', 6895, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6895-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6898, 1, '2017-06-23 08:14:25', '2017-06-23 08:14:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg" alt="Blofeld retires" width="642" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6896" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Henry Blofeld has revealed he is retiring from cricket commentary to concentrate on being a James Bond supervillain.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe broadcasting legend says it has become increasingly difficult to juggle his two careers, and one has to go.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBlofeld said: "One minute I am describing eloquently how Joe Root has dispatched a loose offside ball for four - the next I have to deal with a British agent trying to blow up my global crime syndicate headquarters.\r\n\r\n"I\'m 77 years old now, and there\'s a danger I could mix up the two jobs. Imagine the outcry if I began waffling on about James Bond\'s batting average - or if I had Jonny Bairstow fed to a pool of sharks at SPECTRE HQ for disobeying my orders.\r\n\r\n"To be honest it\'s getting harder to differentiate stroking the ball through the covers, and stroking the white cat on my lap."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBlofeld has been a mainstay of BBC Test Match Special for 45 years, becoming a national treasure for his whimsy commentary.\r\n\r\nHe was awarded the OBE in 2003 for services to broadcasting  - an honour that was withdrawn once his alter-ego as a James Bond villain had been revealed.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Blofeld retires from cricket commentary to concentrate on being James Bond villain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6895-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-23 08:14:25', '2017-06-23 08:14:25', '', 6895, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6895-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6899, 1, '2017-06-23 08:37:08', '2017-06-23 08:37:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg" alt="Blofeld retires" width="642" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6896" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>Henry Blofeld has revealed he is retiring from cricket commentary to concentrate on being a James Bond supervillain.</strong>\n\nThe broadcasting legend says it has become increasingly difficult to juggle his two careers, and one has to go.\n\n\n\nBlofeld said: "One minute I am describing eloquently how Joe Root has dispatched a loose offside ball for four - the next I have to deal with a British agent trying to blow up my global crime syndicate headquarters.\n\n"I\'m 77 years old now, and there\'s a danger I could mix up the two jobs. Imagine the outcry if I began waffling on about James Bond\'s batting average - or if I had Jonny Bairstow fed to a pool of sharks at SPECTRE HQ for disobeying my orders.\n\n"To be honest it\'s getting harder to differentiate stroking the ball through the covers, and stroking the white cat on my lap."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBlofeld has been a mainstay of BBC Test Match Special for 45 years, becoming a national treasure for his whimsy commentary.\n\nHe was awarded the OBE in 2003 for services to broadcasting  - an honour that was withdrawn once his alter-ego as a James Bond villain had been revealed.\n\nBlofeld will commentate on his latest Test Match in September.\n\n“You haven’t heard my final \'My Dear Old Thing’ quite yet. Happily, I shall be commentating next month on the first two Tests against South Africa, and then for the last one of the summer against the West Indies at Lord’s.\n\n“I leave, supremely confident that TMS is in the safest of hands, led by the ageless Aggers (Jonathan Agnew). In the end, I think he will come to be seen as the best of the lot.”\n\n\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Blofeld retires from cricket commentary to concentrate on being James Bond villain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6895-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-23 08:37:08', '2017-06-23 08:37:08', '', 6895, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6895-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6900, 1, '2017-06-23 08:38:00', '2017-06-23 08:38:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg" alt="Blofeld retires" width="642" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6896" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Henry Blofeld has revealed he is retiring from cricket commentary to concentrate on being a James Bond supervillain.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe broadcasting legend says it has become increasingly difficult to juggle his two careers, and one has to go.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBlofeld said: "One minute I am describing eloquently how Joe Root has dispatched a loose offside ball for four - the next I have to deal with a British agent trying to blow up my global crime syndicate headquarters.\r\n\r\n"I\'m 77 years old now, and there\'s a danger I could mix up the two jobs. Imagine the outcry if I began waffling on about James Bond\'s batting average - or if I had Jonny Bairstow fed to a pool of sharks at SPECTRE HQ for disobeying my orders.\r\n\r\n"To be honest it\'s getting harder to differentiate stroking the ball through the covers, and stroking the white cat on my lap."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBlofeld has been a mainstay of BBC Test Match Special for 45 years, becoming a national treasure for his whimsy commentary.\r\n\r\nHe was awarded the OBE in 2003 for services to broadcasting  - an honour that was withdrawn once his alter-ego as a James Bond villain had been revealed.\r\n\r\nBlofeld will commentate on his latest Test Match in September.\r\n\r\n“You haven’t heard my final \'My Dear Old Thing’ quite yet. Happily, I shall be commentating next month on the first two Tests against South Africa, and then for the last one of the summer against the West Indies at Lord’s.\r\n\r\n“I leave, supremely confident that TMS is in the safest of hands, led by the ageless Aggers (Jonathan Agnew). In the end, I think he will come to be seen as the best of the lot.”\r\n\r\nHis famous commentary quotes include memorable lines such as: "It\'s a catch he would have caught 99 times times out of 1,000," or: "If the tension here was a block of Cheddar cheese, you could cut it with a knife."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Blofeld retires from cricket commentary to concentrate on being James Bond villain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6895-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-23 08:38:00', '2017-06-23 08:38:00', '', 6895, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6895-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6901, 1, '2017-06-23 08:38:53', '2017-06-23 08:38:53', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/blofeld.jpg" alt="Blofeld retires" width="642" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6896" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Henry Blofeld has revealed he is retiring from cricket commentary to concentrate on being a James Bond supervillain.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe broadcasting legend says it has become increasingly difficult to juggle his two careers, and one has to go.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBlofeld said: "One minute I am describing eloquently how Joe Root has dispatched a loose offside ball for four - the next I have to deal with a British agent trying to blow up my global crime syndicate headquarters.\r\n\r\n"I\'m 77 years old now, and there\'s a danger I could mix up the two jobs. Imagine the outcry if I began waffling on about James Bond\'s batting average - or if I had Jonny Bairstow fed to a pool of sharks at SPECTRE HQ for disobeying my orders.\r\n\r\n"To be honest it\'s getting harder to differentiate stroking the ball through the covers, and stroking the white cat on my lap."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBlofeld has been a mainstay of BBC Test Match Special for 45 years, becoming a national treasure for his whimsy commentary.\r\n\r\nHe was awarded the OBE in 2003 for services to broadcasting  - an honour that was withdrawn once his alter-ego as a James Bond villain had been revealed.\r\n\r\n<h3>Blofeld retires</h3>\r\n\r\nBlofeld will commentate on his latest Test Match in September.\r\n\r\n“You haven’t heard my final \'My Dear Old Thing’ quite yet. Happily, I shall be commentating next month on the first two Tests against South Africa, and then for the last one of the summer against the West Indies at Lord’s.\r\n\r\n“I leave, supremely confident that TMS is in the safest of hands, led by the ageless Aggers (Jonathan Agnew). In the end, I think he will come to be seen as the best of the lot.”\r\n\r\nHis famous commentary quotes include memorable lines such as: "It\'s a catch he would have caught 99 times times out of 1,000," or: "If the tension here was a block of Cheddar cheese, you could cut it with a knife."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Blofeld retires from cricket commentary to concentrate on being James Bond villain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6895-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-23 08:38:53', '2017-06-23 08:38:53', '', 6895, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6895-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6902, 1, '2017-06-23 09:24:35', '2017-06-23 09:24:35', '<b>By Jock Strapp, Cricket Correspondent\r\n\r\nEx-pat Aussies living in Britain were today suffering from a mystery illness which has left them ashen-faced.</b>\r\n\r\nThe normally-cocky Australians are suffering from severe shock, and the condition has caused them to tremble so much that medics are concerned it is masking their normal alcoholic symptoms.\r\n\r\nPolice say 11 Australians were found running aimlessly around a field today trying to find cover. They believe their behaviour has been criminal.\r\n\r\nDoctors were brought in to try and treat them and bring an end to their extraordinary misery.\r\n\r\nOne medic, who was called in from Ipswich Hospital, told the Suffolk Gazette: "They are suffering from a rare condition which is affecting their ability to function normally.\r\n\r\n"We believe it is fatal - they probably won\'t make it past 60."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Sick Aussies ashen-faced', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1345-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-23 09:24:35', '2017-06-23 09:24:35', '', 1345, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1345-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6903, 1, '2017-06-23 09:25:27', '2017-06-23 09:25:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strapp, Cricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nAustralian cricketers have taken secret lessons to improve their unsporting sledging techniques ahead of the Ashes series, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nMichael Clarke\'s side spent two days at a countryside retreat near Woodbridge to learn new ways to wind up England\'s plucky batsmen.\r\n\r\nThe cocky Australians are certain they will successfully defend the Ashes when the first test begins in Cardiff next Thursday.\r\n\r\nAnd they reckon employing new sledging techniques, for which they have excelled in the past, will boost their chances even further.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.380471% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/477647272?et=NOMZAl1vRCZsiyKvR-SbgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=v1EvW8mbLtMHlYbb5X-m__Wv-8qmWFi0AKV0p4EEFMM=&caption=true" width="445" height="318" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/477647272" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Aussie skipper Michael Clarke shows off the Ashes trophy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBefore playing Essex in a one-day warm-up this week, the Australian team stayed at the Gooday Barbey conference centre on the edge of Tunstall Forest to learn from leading sports psychologist Bruce Tinny.\r\n\r\nHe led each player through a new range of sledging techniques, including threats of physical injury to batsmen, posing questions about the opposition\'s sexual ability, and asking if an opposing batsman "knew where your wife was".\r\n\r\nAn insider at Gooday Barbey told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Australians were keen to learn as much as possible about modern-day-sledging techniques. They also drunk the bar dry of lager.\r\n\r\n"Clearly they will be using their new knowledge against the poor England batsmen in the Ashes.\r\n\r\n"But fair play always wins through, and I expect the England boys will win the Ashes back for the nation using only good sportsmanship."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Australian team refused to comment on the sledging seminar, adding only: "You\'re about to get your head knocked off."\r\n\r\nSledging has been used by crafty Aussies for decades. In the mid 1970s they were dubbed the Ugly Australians for tirades led by Rod Marsh and Ian Chappell against the opposition.\r\n\r\nA few decades later, fast bowler Merv Hughes became famous for winding-up batsmen.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:242px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:122.727273% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107979127?et=oJkpKrUhT9VuUM87Y4pseA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uy_65d1OWp41yeoUOJhB3AtKZtVXOP_WamJU3I8M5xk=" width="242" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107979127" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Merv Hughes gives a friendly message to Graeme Hick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFor more top cricket news, see <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/kevin-pietersen-career-suffolk/" target="_blank">Kevin Pietersen\'s career saved by Suffolk</a>, and read about the invention of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/" target="_blank">world\'s first left-handed cricket bat</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cocky Aussies get Ashes sledging lessons', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1082-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-23 09:25:27', '2017-06-23 09:25:27', '', 1082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6904, 1, '2017-06-23 09:26:32', '2017-06-23 09:26:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strapp, Cricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nCricket legend Kevin Pietersen has been offered a career lifeline with minor counties side, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe combative batsman was furious this week when the ECB confirmed he would never play for England again, claiming there was a "trust" issue between him and the national set-up.\r\n\r\nPietersen was furious, having just smashed a career-best 355 not out to prove he was on top form and ready to play test cricket again.\r\n\r\nBut after fearing his career was now in a tailspin, Pietersen has been offered the chance to shine at Suffolk, where officials say trust is not a major issue.\r\n\r\nCounty selector Alfred Carstairs said: "The only thing we trust is that if he played for us against the likes of Bedfordshire or Norfolk, he\'d get a world-record number of runs.\r\n\r\n"There is just no way that Andrew Strauss and the rest of the ECB could ignore such performances, and he\'d be back in the England team in time for the next Ashes series later this summer."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459451037?et=IR8ocKMSQkBWQ1jEA8L85A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=EC1Tr8GDi3c0dpPwdW-4xrhJ7EzVTWVKvfY17jdOpSA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459451037" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bowled over: Pietersen is humbled by the Suffolk approach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPietersen currently plays for Surrey, a relatively unknown county side. The Suffolk Gazette understands he is interested in stepping up to the standard enjoyed in the Minor Counties League.\r\n\r\nA friend of the star said: "Kevin\'s ears pricked up when he heard Suffolk wanted him. This sort of opportunity does not come round very often. He loves that part of the world, too."\r\n\r\nHis arrival, on a suggested salary of four cheese and pickle sandwiches a week and the use of a sponsored tractor, would not come soon enough for Suffolk, who as recently as this week were bowled out for just 83 runs by high-flying Cambridgeshire.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">the Suffolk company which invented the left-handed cricket bat</a>, is said to be exploring sponsorship opportunities if Pietersen arrived in East Anglia.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Kevin Pietersen career saved by Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '822-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-23 09:26:32', '2017-06-23 09:26:32', '', 822, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/822-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6905, 1, '2017-06-23 14:06:45', '2017-06-23 14:06:45', '<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have been forced to ditch their new Apache gunship helicopter after it accidentally blew up a 19th-century vicarage.</b>\r\n\r\nFar from deterring criminals with its fearsome firepower, the deadly attack chopper has suffered a series of setbacks after police helicopter pilots became baffled by its sophisticated systems.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came when a pilot attempted to turn on a camera to track a suspected bicycle thief - but instead activated the helicopter\'s deadly Target Acquisition and Designation System.\r\n\r\nAs a result, the gunship\'s automatic systems took over and it fired off a lethal sidewinder missile that smashed into a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss explained: "I was taking afternoon tea in the garden with some ladies from the Women\'s Institute. Suddenly we heard the roar of an engine on the horizon, and watched in awe as this huge military-style helicopter rose above the treeline in the distance.\r\n\r\n"It looked like it was following a bloke on a bicycle, but then we watched in horror as there was a puff of smoke and a missile was launched.\r\n\r\n"It came straight over the primary school and towards us, and was seemingly homing in on the heat generated by the solar panels on the vicarage roof.\r\n\r\n"It smacked straight into it, and destroyed the whole place. Luckily none of us were hurt, although Gladys Worthington-Smythe was hit on the toe by a falling flower pot."\r\n\r\nThe Apache was grounded immediately and an investigation launched by the Suffolk Police Chief Constable.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-police-helicopter-e1439889860899.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-police-helicopter-e1439889860899.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-271" /></a><i>The deadly Apache helicopter involved in the vicarage disaster</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice crews only took delivery of the Apache helicopter two weeks ago, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/" target="_blank">as revealed exclusively in the Suffolk Gazette</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We\'ve sent it back to the Ministry of Defence. The crew were trying to get to grips with the hi-tech kit on the Apache, but in doing so they got confused and fired off a missile.\r\n\r\n"Sadly, this then went on to destroy a pleasant Victorian vicarage, and for that we can only apologise."\r\n\r\nThe £13 million police Apache helicopter is now being mothballed. In its place, Suffolk Crime Commissioner Tim Passless has ordered a fleet of 17 Chieftain Battle Tanks.\r\n\r\n"This will help us to bring crime levels down, although even they may not be up to the task of patrolling the badlands of Haverhill." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police Apache helicopter blows up vicarage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '270-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-23 14:06:45', '2017-06-23 14:06:45', '', 270, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/270-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6908, 1, '2017-06-25 08:30:59', '2017-06-25 08:30:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/alligator-golf-e1498378666155.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/alligator-golf-e1498378666155.jpg" alt="Ipswich Golf Club alligator" width="700" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6909" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nGolfers have been warned to beware of a four-foot alligator that has set up home at a Suffolk course.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe reptile has been spotted several times at Ipswich Golf Club in recent weeks, and has now been photographed (above) by member Graham Perkins.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExperts have been called in to catch the alligator, which has not shown any aggression towards players so far, but have yet to find it.\r\n\r\nIt is believed to have made its den in the water that makes the par-three, 135-yard 15th hole such a challenge.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have also been informed as it is believed the reptile was an unlicensed pet that was released into the wild after growing too large for its home.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAlligators are a common site on golf courses in Florida, but none have ever been seen in the United Kingdom before now.\r\n\r\nIpswich Golf Club was established in 1895 and its website lists wildlife as an important feature of course management.\r\n\r\nBut there is no mention of a killer alligator lurking in the waters of the 15th hole.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "Some of the members think the course should be shut until the alligator is caught - but they are harmless unless approached.\r\n\r\n"It certainly makes the 15th hole a slightly trickier challenge."\r\n\r\nGraham Perkins told the Suffolk Gazette: "I had just played my tee shot on the 15th and got my ball to land on the green, seven feet from the hole.\r\n\r\n"I was admiring it with my playing partner, Steve, when we saw the alligator climb out of the water and wander on to the green without a care in the world.\r\n\r\n"It wasn\'t after my ball but seemed content to just laze about in the sun. We watched for ten minutes - at a safe distance - and I took the picture before it clambered back to the water.\r\n\r\n"There is lots of other water around the estate, so it may be the reptile does not live on the 15th, but elsewhere."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Alligator stalks Ipswich Golf Club', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'alligator-ipswich-golf-club', '', '', '2017-06-25 08:30:59', '2017-06-25 08:30:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6908', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6910, 1, '2017-06-25 08:30:59', '2017-06-25 08:30:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/alligator-golf-e1498378666155.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/alligator-golf-e1498378666155.jpg" alt="Ipswich Golf Club alligator" width="700" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6909" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nGolfers have been warned to beware of a four-foot alligator that has set up home at a Suffolk course.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe reptile has been spotted several times at Ipswich Golf Club in recent weeks, and has now been photographed (above) by member Graham Perkins.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExperts have been called in to catch the alligator, which has not shown any aggression towards players so far, but have yet to find it.\r\n\r\nIt is believed to have made its den in the water that makes the par-three, 135-yard 15th hole such a challenge.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have also been informed as it is believed the reptile was an unlicensed pet that was released into the wild after growing too large for its home.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAlligators are a common site on golf courses in Florida, but none have ever been seen in the United Kingdom before now.\r\n\r\nIpswich Golf Club was established in 1895 and its website lists wildlife as an important feature of course management.\r\n\r\nBut there is no mention of a killer alligator lurking in the waters of the 15th hole.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "Some of the members think the course should be shut until the alligator is caught - but they are harmless unless approached.\r\n\r\n"It certainly makes the 15th hole a slightly trickier challenge."\r\n\r\nGraham Perkins told the Suffolk Gazette: "I had just played my tee shot on the 15th and got my ball to land on the green, seven feet from the hole.\r\n\r\n"I was admiring it with my playing partner, Steve, when we saw the alligator climb out of the water and wander on to the green without a care in the world.\r\n\r\n"It wasn\'t after my ball but seemed content to just laze about in the sun. We watched for ten minutes - at a safe distance - and I took the picture before it clambered back to the water.\r\n\r\n"There is lots of other water around the estate, so it may be the reptile does not live on the 15th, but elsewhere."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Alligator stalks Ipswich Golf Club', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6908-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-25 08:30:59', '2017-06-25 08:30:59', '', 6908, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6908-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6913, 1, '2017-06-25 13:31:53', '2017-06-25 13:31:53', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-latitude.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-latitude.jpg" alt="Theresa May speaks at Latitude" width="1280" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6914" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Not to be outdone by Jeremy Corbyn\'s successful appearance at Glastonbury, Theresa May is to address crowds at the achingly middle-class Latitude festival in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister will be assured of a warm reception at the event for posh festival-goers, which is close to the exclusive well-heeled resorts of Southwold and Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn was given a hero\'s welcome when he appeared on the famous Pyramid stage at Glastonbury - whereas Mrs May would have been booed off by the young, Labour-supporting crowd.\r\n\r\nShe\'ll have no such problems at Henham Park where she will take the main stage on Saturday, July 15 to introduce Mumford and Sons.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCassius Clail, a spokesman at Downing Street said: "Theresa was a little miffed when Corbyn was given the red carpet treatment at Glastonbury. Even Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell is speaking there later.\r\n\r\n"But she will be among thousands of Tory voters when she goes to Latitude, a music festival where \'glamping\' involves five star stays without a Labour supporter in sight. It\'s true blue territory."\r\n\r\nMrs May is expected to regale her adoring audience with hilarious tales of running through wheat fields, just like those found throughout Suffolk.\r\n\r\nWith only a month to go, the 12th edition of Latitude Festival sets the bar high with a host of names across the stages including the BBC Music Introducing Stage, The SpeakEasy, Music and Film, Solas and more. Latitude Festival takes place on 13th - 16th July in the stunning grounds of Henham Park.\r\n\r\nAn estimated 40,000 Conservative voters will witness Brit Award winners The 1975 perform tracks from I Like It When You Sleep, for You Are So Beautiful yet So Unaware of It for the last time, as well as a Fleet Foxes returning after five years. Also playing is Saturday night headliners Mumford & Sons who bring with them their Gentlemen Of The Road takeover.\r\n\r\nThey\'re joined by a line up brimming with huge names and exclusives across all stages, combined over 40 Top Ten albums, from the legendary Placebo to returning indie rockers The Horrors; from Scandi indie-pop darlings The Radio Dept. to the former Velvet Underground\'s John Cale; from the iconic Mavis Staples to the all-out party that will be Fatboy Slim on the BBC Music Stage.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Theresa May to address Latitude festival audience', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'theresa-may-latitude', '', '', '2017-06-25 15:28:11', '2017-06-25 15:28:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6913', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6915, 1, '2017-06-25 13:19:46', '2017-06-25 13:19:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-latitude.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-latitude.jpg" alt="Theresa May speaks at Latitude" width="1280" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6914" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Inspired by Jeremy Corbyn\'s successful appearance at Glastonbury, Theresa May is to address crowds at the middle-class Latitude festival in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister will be assured of a warm reception at the event for posh festival-goers, which is close to the achingly well-heeled resorts of Southwold and Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn was given a hero\'s welcome when he appeared on the famous Pyramid stage at Glastonbury - whereas Mrs May would have been booed off by the young, Labour-supporting crowd.\r\n\r\nShe\'ll have no such problems at Henham Park where she will take the main stage on Saturday, July 15 to introduce Mumford and Sons.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman at Downing Street said: "Theresa was a little miffed when Corbyn was given the red carpet treatment at Glastonbury.\r\n\r\n"But she will be among thousands of Tory voters when she goes to Latitude, a music festival where \'glamping\' involves five star stays." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Theresa May to address Latitude festival audience', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6913-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-25 13:19:46', '2017-06-25 13:19:46', '', 6913, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6913-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6917, 1, '2017-06-25 13:31:53', '2017-06-25 13:31:53', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-latitude.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-latitude.jpg" alt="Theresa May speaks at Latitude" width="1280" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6914" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Not to be outdone by Jeremy Corbyn\'s successful appearance at Glastonbury, Theresa May is to address crowds at the achingly middle-class Latitude festival in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister will be assured of a warm reception at the event for posh festival-goers, which is close to the exclusive well-heeled resorts of Southwold and Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn was given a hero\'s welcome when he appeared on the famous Pyramid stage at Glastonbury - whereas Mrs May would have been booed off by the young, Labour-supporting crowd.\r\n\r\nShe\'ll have no such problems at Henham Park where she will take the main stage on Saturday, July 15 to introduce Mumford and Sons.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCassius Clail, a spokesman at Downing Street said: "Theresa was a little miffed when Corbyn was given the red carpet treatment at Glastonbury. Even Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell is speaking there later.\r\n\r\n"But she will be among thousands of Tory voters when she goes to Latitude, a music festival where \'glamping\' involves five star stays without a Labour supporter in sight. It\'s true blue territory."\r\n\r\nMrs May is expected to regale her adoring audience with hilarious tales of running through wheat fields, just like those found throughout Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Theresa May to address Latitude festival audience', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6913-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-25 13:31:53', '2017-06-25 13:31:53', '', 6913, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6913-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6918, 1, '2017-06-25 15:27:04', '2017-06-25 15:27:04', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-latitude.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-latitude.jpg" alt="Theresa May speaks at Latitude" width="1280" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6914" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>Not to be outdone by Jeremy Corbyn\'s successful appearance at Glastonbury, Theresa May is to address crowds at the achingly middle-class Latitude festival in Suffolk.</strong>\n\nThe Prime Minister will be assured of a warm reception at the event for posh festival-goers, which is close to the exclusive well-heeled resorts of Southwold and Aldeburgh.\n\n\n\nMr Corbyn was given a hero\'s welcome when he appeared on the famous Pyramid stage at Glastonbury - whereas Mrs May would have been booed off by the young, Labour-supporting crowd.\n\nShe\'ll have no such problems at Henham Park where she will take the main stage on Saturday, July 15 to introduce Mumford and Sons.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nCassius Clail, a spokesman at Downing Street said: "Theresa was a little miffed when Corbyn was given the red carpet treatment at Glastonbury. Even Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell is speaking there later.\n\n"But she will be among thousands of Tory voters when she goes to Latitude, a music festival where \'glamping\' involves five star stays without a Labour supporter in sight. It\'s true blue territory."\n\nMrs May is expected to regale her adoring audience with hilarious tales of running through wheat fields, just like those found throughout Suffolk.\n\nWith only a month to go, the 12th edition of Latitude Festival sets the bar high with a host of names across the stages including the BBC Music Introducing Stage, The SpeakEasy, Music and Film, Solas and more. Latitude Festival takes place on 13th - 16th July in the stunning grounds of Henham Park.\n\nAn estimated 40,000 Conservative voters will witness Brit Award winners The 1975 perform tracks from I Like It When You Sleep, for You Are So Beautiful yet So Unaware of It for the last time, as well as a Fleet Foxes returning after five years. Also playing is Saturday night headliners Mumford & Sons who bring with them their Gentlemen Of The Road takeover to curate the day\'s line up.\n\nThey\'re joined by a line up brimming with huge names and exclusives across all stages, combined over 40 Top Ten albums, from the legendary Placebo in a UK Festival Exclusive to returning indie rockers The Horrors; from Scandi indie-pop darlings The Radio Dept. (another UK festival exclusive) to the inimitable former Velvet Underground stalwart John Cale; from the iconic Mavis Staples to the all-out party that will be Fatboy Slim on the BBC Music Stage.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Theresa May to address Latitude festival audience', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6913-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-25 15:27:04', '2017-06-25 15:27:04', '', 6913, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6913-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6919, 1, '2017-06-25 15:28:11', '2017-06-25 15:28:11', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-latitude.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-latitude.jpg" alt="Theresa May speaks at Latitude" width="1280" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6914" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Not to be outdone by Jeremy Corbyn\'s successful appearance at Glastonbury, Theresa May is to address crowds at the achingly middle-class Latitude festival in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister will be assured of a warm reception at the event for posh festival-goers, which is close to the exclusive well-heeled resorts of Southwold and Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn was given a hero\'s welcome when he appeared on the famous Pyramid stage at Glastonbury - whereas Mrs May would have been booed off by the young, Labour-supporting crowd.\r\n\r\nShe\'ll have no such problems at Henham Park where she will take the main stage on Saturday, July 15 to introduce Mumford and Sons.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCassius Clail, a spokesman at Downing Street said: "Theresa was a little miffed when Corbyn was given the red carpet treatment at Glastonbury. Even Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell is speaking there later.\r\n\r\n"But she will be among thousands of Tory voters when she goes to Latitude, a music festival where \'glamping\' involves five star stays without a Labour supporter in sight. It\'s true blue territory."\r\n\r\nMrs May is expected to regale her adoring audience with hilarious tales of running through wheat fields, just like those found throughout Suffolk.\r\n\r\nWith only a month to go, the 12th edition of Latitude Festival sets the bar high with a host of names across the stages including the BBC Music Introducing Stage, The SpeakEasy, Music and Film, Solas and more. Latitude Festival takes place on 13th - 16th July in the stunning grounds of Henham Park.\r\n\r\nAn estimated 40,000 Conservative voters will witness Brit Award winners The 1975 perform tracks from I Like It When You Sleep, for You Are So Beautiful yet So Unaware of It for the last time, as well as a Fleet Foxes returning after five years. Also playing is Saturday night headliners Mumford & Sons who bring with them their Gentlemen Of The Road takeover.\r\n\r\nThey\'re joined by a line up brimming with huge names and exclusives across all stages, combined over 40 Top Ten albums, from the legendary Placebo to returning indie rockers The Horrors; from Scandi indie-pop darlings The Radio Dept. to the former Velvet Underground\'s John Cale; from the iconic Mavis Staples to the all-out party that will be Fatboy Slim on the BBC Music Stage.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Theresa May to address Latitude festival audience', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6913-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-25 15:28:11', '2017-06-25 15:28:11', '', 6913, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6913-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6921, 1, '2017-06-26 09:46:39', '2017-06-26 09:46:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg" alt="Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler" width="489" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6258" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe city of Norwich has decided it will now only twin with itself because locals prefer to keep it in the family.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncillors last night voted unanimously to axe its four international twinning relationships with Rouen, Koblenz, El Viejoa and Novi Sad.\r\n\r\nNorwich Mayor Bubba Spuckler, <em>pictured above</em>, who has lived in the city all his life with his sister and their eight children, said twinning Norwich with itself was more in keeping with local tradition.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking ahead of the vote in the city hall, he said: "We like to keep things in the family here in Norwich, and it certainly makes no sense to be twinned with newfangled foreign places in France, wherever that is.\r\n\r\n"I have been speaking to many people on the streets, and they all want to keep things more \'homely\'."\r\n\r\nThe meeting of the full city council backed the move, even though there will now be a cost of changing all the road signs around the city.\r\n\r\n<h3>Norwich twins</h3>\r\n\r\n"We estimate it will cost us £25,000 to change the signs to say \'Norwich, Twinned with Norwich\'," Mr Spuckler explained.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nResidents of Rouen in France were said to be delighted their twinning association had been halted by Norwich.\r\n\r\nJean le Baptiste, a local solicitor said: "We visited Norwich once on an exchange visit and we all came home haunted by what we had seen.\r\n\r\n"These people were stuck in the Middle Ages and all lived in very large family groups, leading to some quite strange mental and physical behaviours.\r\n\r\n"Our local council is now trying to twin with a town somewhere in Suffolk, where we hear from Alan Tasker that things are far more modern and respectable."\r\n\r\nThe \'keep it in the family\' tradition has got Norfolk into trouble before. Only last year, police had to warn hikers walking alone in the countryside to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">think twice before entering a rural pub</a>.\r\n\r\n* If you have a story for Ian Bred, our Norfolk Correspondent, please do use our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us</a> page to get in touch.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norwich twins with itself to keep it in the family', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norwich-twins-itself', '', '', '2018-04-21 08:26:25', '2018-04-21 08:26:25', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6921', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6922, 1, '2017-06-26 09:46:39', '2017-06-26 09:46:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg" alt="Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler" width="489" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6258" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe city of Norwich has decided it will now only twin with itself because locals prefer to keep it in the family.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncillors last night voted unanimously to axe its four international twinning relationships with Rouen, Koblenz, El Viejoa and Novi Sad.\r\n\r\nNorwich Mayor Bubba Spuckler, <em>pictured above</em>, who has lived in the city all his life with his sister and their eight children, said twinning Norwich with itself was more in keeping with local tradition.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking ahead of the vote in the city hall, he said: "We like to keep things in the family here in Norwich, and it certainly makes no sense to be twinned with newfangled foreign places in France, wherever that is.\r\n\r\n"I have been speaking to many people on the streets, and they all want to keep things more \'homely\'."\r\n\r\nThe meeting of the full city council backed the move, even though there will no be a cost of changing all the road signs around the city.\r\n\r\n"We estimate it will cost us £25,000 to change the signs to say \'Norwich, Twinned with Norwich\'," Mr Spuckler explained.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nResidents of Rouen in France were said to be delighted their twinning association had been halted by Norwich.\r\n\r\nJean le Baptiste, a local solicitor said: "We visited Norwich once on an exchange visit and we all came home haunted by what we had seen.\r\n\r\n"These people were stuck in the Middle Ages and all lived in very large family groups, leading to some quite strange mental and physical behaviours.\r\n\r\n"Our local council is now trying to twin with a town somewhere in Suffolk, where we hear things are far more modern and respectable."\r\n\r\nThe \'keep it in the family\' tradition has got Norfolk into trouble before. Only last year, police had to warn hikers walking alone in the countryside to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">think twice before entering a rural pub</a>. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norwich twins with itself to keep it in the family', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6921-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-26 09:46:39', '2017-06-26 09:46:39', '', 6921, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6921-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6923, 1, '2017-06-26 09:47:53', '2017-06-26 09:47:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg" alt="Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler" width="489" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6258" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe city of Norwich has decided it will now only twin with itself because locals prefer to keep it in the family.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncillors last night voted unanimously to axe its four international twinning relationships with Rouen, Koblenz, El Viejoa and Novi Sad.\r\n\r\nNorwich Mayor Bubba Spuckler, <em>pictured above</em>, who has lived in the city all his life with his sister and their eight children, said twinning Norwich with itself was more in keeping with local tradition.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking ahead of the vote in the city hall, he said: "We like to keep things in the family here in Norwich, and it certainly makes no sense to be twinned with newfangled foreign places in France, wherever that is.\r\n\r\n"I have been speaking to many people on the streets, and they all want to keep things more \'homely\'."\r\n\r\nThe meeting of the full city council backed the move, even though there will no be a cost of changing all the road signs around the city.\r\n\r\n"We estimate it will cost us £25,000 to change the signs to say \'Norwich, Twinned with Norwich\'," Mr Spuckler explained.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nResidents of Rouen in France were said to be delighted their twinning association had been halted by Norwich.\r\n\r\nJean le Baptiste, a local solicitor said: "We visited Norwich once on an exchange visit and we all came home haunted by what we had seen.\r\n\r\n"These people were stuck in the Middle Ages and all lived in very large family groups, leading to some quite strange mental and physical behaviours.\r\n\r\n"Our local council is now trying to twin with a town somewhere in Suffolk, where we hear from Alan Tasker that things are far more modern and respectable."\r\n\r\nThe \'keep it in the family\' tradition has got Norfolk into trouble before. Only last year, police had to warn hikers walking alone in the countryside to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">think twice before entering a rural pub</a>. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norwich twins with itself to keep it in the family', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6921-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-26 09:47:53', '2017-06-26 09:47:53', '', 6921, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6921-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6924, 1, '2017-06-26 09:57:57', '2017-06-26 09:57:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg" alt="Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler" width="489" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6258" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nThe city of Norwich has decided it will now only twin with itself because locals prefer to keep it in the family.</strong>\n\nCouncillors last night voted unanimously to axe its four international twinning relationships with Rouen, Koblenz, El Viejoa and Novi Sad.\n\nNorwich Mayor Bubba Spuckler, <em>pictured above</em>, who has lived in the city all his life with his sister and their eight children, said twinning Norwich with itself was more in keeping with local tradition.\n\n\n\nSpeaking ahead of the vote in the city hall, he said: "We like to keep things in the family here in Norwich, and it certainly makes no sense to be twinned with newfangled foreign places in France, wherever that is.\n\n"I have been speaking to many people on the streets, and they all want to keep things more \'homely\'."\n\nThe meeting of the full city council backed the move, even though there will now be a cost of changing all the road signs around the city.\n\n<h3>Norwich twins</h3>\n\n"We estimate it will cost us £25,000 to change the signs to say \'Norwich, Twinned with Norwich\'," Mr Spuckler explained.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nResidents of Rouen in France were said to be delighted their twinning association had been halted by Norwich.\n\nJean le Baptiste, a local solicitor said: "We visited Norwich once on an exchange visit and we all came home haunted by what we had seen.\n\n"These people were stuck in the Middle Ages and all lived in very large family groups, leading to some quite strange mental and physical behaviours.\n\n"Our local council is now trying to twin with a town somewhere in Suffolk, where we hear from Alan Tasker that things are far more modern and respectable."\n\nThe \'keep it in the family\' tradition has got Norfolk into trouble before. Only last year, police had to warn hikers walking alone in the countryside to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">think twice before entering a rural pub</a>.\n\n* If you have a story for Ian Bred, our Norfolk Correspondent, please do use our Contact Us page to get in touch.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norwich twins with itself to keep it in the family', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6921-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-26 09:57:57', '2017-06-26 09:57:57', '', 6921, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6921-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6925, 1, '2017-06-26 09:50:12', '2017-06-26 09:50:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg" alt="Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler" width="489" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6258" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe city of Norwich has decided it will now only twin with itself because locals prefer to keep it in the family.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncillors last night voted unanimously to axe its four international twinning relationships with Rouen, Koblenz, El Viejoa and Novi Sad.\r\n\r\nNorwich Mayor Bubba Spuckler, <em>pictured above</em>, who has lived in the city all his life with his sister and their eight children, said twinning Norwich with itself was more in keeping with local tradition.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking ahead of the vote in the city hall, he said: "We like to keep things in the family here in Norwich, and it certainly makes no sense to be twinned with newfangled foreign places in France, wherever that is.\r\n\r\n"I have been speaking to many people on the streets, and they all want to keep things more \'homely\'."\r\n\r\nThe meeting of the full city council backed the move, even though there will now be a cost of changing all the road signs around the city.\r\n\r\n"We estimate it will cost us £25,000 to change the signs to say \'Norwich, Twinned with Norwich\'," Mr Spuckler explained.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nResidents of Rouen in France were said to be delighted their twinning association had been halted by Norwich.\r\n\r\nJean le Baptiste, a local solicitor said: "We visited Norwich once on an exchange visit and we all came home haunted by what we had seen.\r\n\r\n"These people were stuck in the Middle Ages and all lived in very large family groups, leading to some quite strange mental and physical behaviours.\r\n\r\n"Our local council is now trying to twin with a town somewhere in Suffolk, where we hear from Alan Tasker that things are far more modern and respectable."\r\n\r\nThe \'keep it in the family\' tradition has got Norfolk into trouble before. Only last year, police had to warn hikers walking alone in the countryside to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">think twice before entering a rural pub</a>. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norwich twins with itself to keep it in the family', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6921-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-26 09:50:12', '2017-06-26 09:50:12', '', 6921, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6921-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6926, 1, '2017-06-26 09:56:39', '2017-06-26 09:56:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg" alt="Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler" width="489" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6258" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe city of Norwich has decided it will now only twin with itself because locals prefer to keep it in the family.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncillors last night voted unanimously to axe its four international twinning relationships with Rouen, Koblenz, El Viejoa and Novi Sad.\r\n\r\nNorwich Mayor Bubba Spuckler, <em>pictured above</em>, who has lived in the city all his life with his sister and their eight children, said twinning Norwich with itself was more in keeping with local tradition.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking ahead of the vote in the city hall, he said: "We like to keep things in the family here in Norwich, and it certainly makes no sense to be twinned with newfangled foreign places in France, wherever that is.\r\n\r\n"I have been speaking to many people on the streets, and they all want to keep things more \'homely\'."\r\n\r\nThe meeting of the full city council backed the move, even though there will now be a cost of changing all the road signs around the city.\r\n\r\n<h3>Norwich twins</h3>\r\n\r\n"We estimate it will cost us £25,000 to change the signs to say \'Norwich, Twinned with Norwich\'," Mr Spuckler explained.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nResidents of Rouen in France were said to be delighted their twinning association had been halted by Norwich.\r\n\r\nJean le Baptiste, a local solicitor said: "We visited Norwich once on an exchange visit and we all came home haunted by what we had seen.\r\n\r\n"These people were stuck in the Middle Ages and all lived in very large family groups, leading to some quite strange mental and physical behaviours.\r\n\r\n"Our local council is now trying to twin with a town somewhere in Suffolk, where we hear from Alan Tasker that things are far more modern and respectable."\r\n\r\nThe \'keep it in the family\' tradition has got Norfolk into trouble before. Only last year, police had to warn hikers walking alone in the countryside to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">think twice before entering a rural pub</a>. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norwich twins with itself to keep it in the family', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6921-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-26 09:56:39', '2017-06-26 09:56:39', '', 6921, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6921-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6927, 1, '2017-06-26 09:58:27', '2017-06-26 09:58:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg" alt="Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler" width="489" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6258" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe city of Norwich has decided it will now only twin with itself because locals prefer to keep it in the family.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncillors last night voted unanimously to axe its four international twinning relationships with Rouen, Koblenz, El Viejoa and Novi Sad.\r\n\r\nNorwich Mayor Bubba Spuckler, <em>pictured above</em>, who has lived in the city all his life with his sister and their eight children, said twinning Norwich with itself was more in keeping with local tradition.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking ahead of the vote in the city hall, he said: "We like to keep things in the family here in Norwich, and it certainly makes no sense to be twinned with newfangled foreign places in France, wherever that is.\r\n\r\n"I have been speaking to many people on the streets, and they all want to keep things more \'homely\'."\r\n\r\nThe meeting of the full city council backed the move, even though there will now be a cost of changing all the road signs around the city.\r\n\r\n<h3>Norwich twins</h3>\r\n\r\n"We estimate it will cost us £25,000 to change the signs to say \'Norwich, Twinned with Norwich\'," Mr Spuckler explained.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nResidents of Rouen in France were said to be delighted their twinning association had been halted by Norwich.\r\n\r\nJean le Baptiste, a local solicitor said: "We visited Norwich once on an exchange visit and we all came home haunted by what we had seen.\r\n\r\n"These people were stuck in the Middle Ages and all lived in very large family groups, leading to some quite strange mental and physical behaviours.\r\n\r\n"Our local council is now trying to twin with a town somewhere in Suffolk, where we hear from Alan Tasker that things are far more modern and respectable."\r\n\r\nThe \'keep it in the family\' tradition has got Norfolk into trouble before. Only last year, police had to warn hikers walking alone in the countryside to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">think twice before entering a rural pub</a>.\r\n\r\n* If you have a story for Ian Bred, our Norfolk Correspondent, please do use our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us</a> page to get in touch.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norwich twins with itself to keep it in the family', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6921-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-26 09:58:27', '2017-06-26 09:58:27', '', 6921, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6921-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6928, 1, '2017-06-26 11:30:56', '2017-06-26 11:30:56', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nHikers seeking refreshment in rural Norfolk are being told to think twice before entering a country pub... in case something terrible happens.</b>\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating the disappearance of at least four walkers in recent weeks from remote parts of the county that will seem familiar to anyone who has seen the film <i>Deliverance</i>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow they are issuing advice to tourists to be wary of seemingly charming old country inns that are probably run by murderers or - at the very least - psychopaths.\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Val Doonican, of Norfolk Police, said: "Think carefully before approaching one of these pubs. Are there other customers inside? Do they seem normal? Look for tell-tale signs like locked outhouses with whimpering noises within.\r\n\r\n"If someone is playing the banjo, move on at a brisk pace and don\'t look back. Should there be a log pile against the pub, look at the axe or chainsaw for signs of blood.\r\n\r\n"If you really do have to go in, don\'t enter alone, and always keep an eye on the landlord, who probably has a gun or a massive knife."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg" alt="Norfolk local character" width="800" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4885" /></a><i>Dodgy: Police urge caution when approaching rural pubs and speaking with locals like this man</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nChief Insp Doonican added that the missing hikers had each contacted home shortly before their disappearance indicating they were looking forward to trying out an isolated country pub.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It might be a coincidence but we have to keep an open mind," he warned.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police warn hikers to think twice before visiting Norfolk pubs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4883-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-26 11:30:56', '2017-06-26 11:30:56', '', 4883, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4883-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6929, 1, '2017-06-27 10:54:25', '2017-06-27 10:54:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/boring-belgium-e1498556625602.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/boring-belgium-e1498556625602.jpg" alt="Boring Belgium countryside" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6930" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBrexit negotiations took an unexpected turn today when the EU demanded that Britain hands over Suffolk to Europe in a swap deal for Belgium.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut Theresa May and her Brexit team insist the last thing Britain wants is Belgium <em>(pictured above)</em>- and they certainly have no intention of handing over Suffolk, its jewel on the east coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEU diplomats know just how shit Belgium is because Brussels is where the European Parliament is based.\r\n\r\nIn a clever tactic, they reasoned they could get shot of the flat, featureless country because the UK Government is desperate to leave the EU on the cheap.\r\n\r\nEU president Jean-Claude Juncker said: "I come from Luxembourg and it\'s annoying having Belgium next door. It\'s bad enough being sandwiched between Germany and France.\r\n\r\n"Belgium should go to Britain and we\'ll have Suffolk and its fine Adnams beer instead."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDavid Davis, who is leading Britain\'s Brexit discussions, refused to even think about the Belgium offer.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a non starter. The country is good for chocolate but only famous for inventing the Tintin comic character. Belgium is now more tinpot than Tintin."\r\n\r\nThe Belgium-Suffolk swap deal impasse may now hold up the entire Brexit process, sending worldwide markets into a downward spiral from which they may never recover.\r\n\r\nBelgium is so boring that even its own population is unimpressed.\r\n\r\nJeremy Clarkson once did a documentary on the country, and wandered the streets asking the locals whether they were glad to be born Belgian.\r\n\r\n<h3>Belgium</h3>\r\n\r\nHe was surprised when after interviewing many people, he found just one guy who was happy being Belgian. Even a man dressed as a penguin for no apparent reason said he preferred his status as a penguin to that of being Belgian.\r\n\r\nResidents of Suffolk, on the other hand, adore their county, and have only one complaint - that it is next door to Norfolk.\r\n\r\nResident Alan Tasker said: "We do not want to be moved to the EU. We\'d much rather stay where we are as East Anglia\'s leading county."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Brexit shock: EU demands Britain takes Belgium, gives up Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'brexit-suffolk-belgium', '', '', '2017-06-27 10:54:23', '2017-06-27 10:54:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6929', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6930, 1, '2017-06-27 09:43:24', '2017-06-27 09:43:24', 'EU wants to swap Belgium for Suffolk as part of Brexit deal', 'boring belgium', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'boring-belgium', '', '', '2017-06-27 09:44:26', '2017-06-27 09:44:26', '', 6929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/boring-belgium.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6931, 1, '2017-06-27 09:57:25', '2017-06-27 09:57:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/boring-belgium-e1498556625602.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/boring-belgium-e1498556625602.jpg" alt="Boring Belgium countryside" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6930" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBrexit negotiations took an unexpected turn today when the EU demanded that Britain hands over Suffolk to Europe in a swap deal for Belgium.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut Theresa May and her Brexit team insist the last thing Britain wants is Belgium - and they certainly have no intention of handing over Suffolk, its jewel on the east coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEU diplomats know just how shit Belgium is because Brussels is where the European Parliament is based.\r\n\r\nIn a clever tactic, they reasoned they could get shot of the flat, featureless country because the UK Government is desperate to leave the EU on the cheap.\r\n\r\nEU president Jean-Claude Juncker said: "I come from Luxembourg and it\'s annoying having Belgium next door. It\'s bad enough being sandwiched between Germany and France.\r\n\r\n"Belgium should go to Britain and we\'ll have Suffolk and its fine Adnams beer instead."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDavid Davis, who is leading Britain\'s Brexit discussions, refused to even think about the Belgium offer.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a non starter. The country is good for chocolate but only famous for inventing the Tintin comic character. Belgium is more tinpot than Tintin."\r\n\r\nThe Belgium-Suffolk swap deal impasse may now hold up the entire Brexit process, sending worldwide markets into a downward spiral from which they may never recover.\r\n\r\nBelgium is so boring that even its own population is unimpressed.\r\n\r\nJeremy Clarkson once did a documentary on the country, and wandered the streets asking the locals whether they were glad to be born Belgian.\r\n\r\nHe was surprised when after interviewing many people, he found just one guy who was happy being Belgian. Even a man dressed as a penguin for no apparent reason said he preferred his status as a penguin to that of being Belgian.\r\n\r\nResidents of Suffolk, on the other hand, adore their county, and have only one complaint - that it is next door to Norfolk.\r\n\r\nResident Alan Tasker said: "We do not want to be moved to the EU. We\'d much rather stay where we are as East Anglia\'s leading county."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Brexit shock: EU demands Britain takes Belgium, gives up Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6929-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-27 09:57:25', '2017-06-27 09:57:25', '', 6929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6929-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6932, 1, '2017-06-27 09:59:45', '2017-06-27 09:59:45', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/boring-belgium-e1498556625602.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/boring-belgium-e1498556625602.jpg" alt="Boring Belgium countryside" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6930" /></a></center><br><br>\n<strong>\nBrexit negotiations took an unexpected turn today when the EU demanded that Britain hands over Suffolk to Europe in a swap deal for Belgium.</strong>\n\nBut Theresa May and her Brexit team insist the last thing Britain wants is Belgium <em>(pictured above)</em>- and they certainly have no intention of handing over Suffolk, its jewel on the east coast.\n\n\n\nEU diplomats know just how shit Belgium is because Brussels is where the European Parliament is based.\n\nIn a clever tactic, they reasoned they could get shot of the flat, featureless country because the UK Government is desperate to leave the EU on the cheap.\n\nEU president Jean-Claude Juncker said: "I come from Luxembourg and it\'s annoying having Belgium next door. It\'s bad enough being sandwiched between Germany and France.\n\n"Belgium should go to Britain and we\'ll have Suffolk and its fine Adnams beer instead."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nDavid Davis, who is leading Britain\'s Brexit discussions, refused to even think about the Belgium offer.\n\n"It\'s a non starter. The country is good for chocolate but only famous for inventing the Tintin comic character. Belgium is more tinpot than Tintin."\n\nThe Belgium-Suffolk swap deal impasse may now hold up the entire Brexit process, sending worldwide markets into a downward spiral from which they may never recover.\n\nBelgium is so boring that even its own population is unimpressed.\n\nJeremy Clarkson once did a documentary on the country, and wandered the streets asking the locals whether they were glad to be born Belgian.\n\nHe was surprised when after interviewing many people, he found just one guy who was happy being Belgian. Even a man dressed as a penguin for no apparent reason said he preferred his status as a penguin to that of being Belgian.\n\nResidents of Suffolk, on the other hand, adore their county, and have only one complaint - that it is next door to Norfolk.\n\nResident Alan Tasker said: "We do not want to be moved to the EU. We\'d much rather stay where we are as East Anglia\'s leading county."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Brexit shock: EU demands Britain takes Belgium, gives up Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6929-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-27 09:59:45', '2017-06-27 09:59:45', '', 6929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6929-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6933, 1, '2017-06-27 10:00:47', '2017-06-27 10:00:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/boring-belgium-e1498556625602.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/boring-belgium-e1498556625602.jpg" alt="Boring Belgium countryside" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6930" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBrexit negotiations took an unexpected turn today when the EU demanded that Britain hands over Suffolk to Europe in a swap deal for Belgium.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut Theresa May and her Brexit team insist the last thing Britain wants is Belgium <em>(pictured above)</em>- and they certainly have no intention of handing over Suffolk, its jewel on the east coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEU diplomats know just how shit Belgium is because Brussels is where the European Parliament is based.\r\n\r\nIn a clever tactic, they reasoned they could get shot of the flat, featureless country because the UK Government is desperate to leave the EU on the cheap.\r\n\r\nEU president Jean-Claude Juncker said: "I come from Luxembourg and it\'s annoying having Belgium next door. It\'s bad enough being sandwiched between Germany and France.\r\n\r\n"Belgium should go to Britain and we\'ll have Suffolk and its fine Adnams beer instead."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDavid Davis, who is leading Britain\'s Brexit discussions, refused to even think about the Belgium offer.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a non starter. The country is good for chocolate but only famous for inventing the Tintin comic character. Belgium is now more tinpot than Tintin."\r\n\r\nThe Belgium-Suffolk swap deal impasse may now hold up the entire Brexit process, sending worldwide markets into a downward spiral from which they may never recover.\r\n\r\nBelgium is so boring that even its own population is unimpressed.\r\n\r\nJeremy Clarkson once did a documentary on the country, and wandered the streets asking the locals whether they were glad to be born Belgian.\r\n\r\n<h3>Belgium</h3>\r\n\r\nHe was surprised when after interviewing many people, he found just one guy who was happy being Belgian. Even a man dressed as a penguin for no apparent reason said he preferred his status as a penguin to that of being Belgian.\r\n\r\nResidents of Suffolk, on the other hand, adore their county, and have only one complaint - that it is next door to Norfolk.\r\n\r\nResident Alan Tasker said: "We do not want to be moved to the EU. We\'d much rather stay where we are as East Anglia\'s leading county."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Brexit shock: EU demands Britain takes Belgium, gives up Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6929-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-27 10:00:47', '2017-06-27 10:00:47', '', 6929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6929-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6934, 1, '2017-06-27 10:53:26', '2017-06-27 10:53:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-taking.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-taking.jpg" alt="Woman taking photo" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6935" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe revival of the print image has reared its head in the last couple of years, with Polaroid cameras gaining popularity and photo booths popping up. There has also been a surge in popularity of online photo printing, but with many sites out there offering the service, it can be difficult to know where to start! We would advise checking out a <a href="https://www.bestonlinereviews.com/photo-printing/shutterfly-review/">review</a> such as this Shutterfly one before you commit, to make sure you know exactly what you are getting before you press print!\r\n\r\nFrom the dawn of time people have been as fixated with capturing beauty as they have been with beauty itself, which explains the evolution from portraits to the development of newer and more precise photographing technology up for review. Photography first came to be as a means to recreate the world through imagery in the 5th Century BC, with the Chinese describing what is known as a “pinhole camera,” whereby an upside-down image was reflected from a pinhole in an opposite-facing wall. However, photographic technology only began to make strides once <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/01/29/muslim.inventions/index.html">Iraqi scientist, Alhazen</a> developed what is called the camera obscura six centuries later. This device projected images onto other surfaces, also upside down, allowing for artists to trace the image and create accurate drawings.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-car.jpg" alt="Man takes photograph" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6936" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nFast-forward to the late 1830s, and modern-day photography was born when Joseph Nicéphore Niépce used a portable camera obscura to expose a pewter plate coated with bitumen to light. The result was a recorded, unfading image – the first ever of its kind. Within the next 200 years, the camera was transformed from a contraption that produced blurry photos to the high-tech mini computers that yield ultra-realistic representations of reality. Photography was held up to high professional esteem until <a href="https://www.biography.com/people/george-eastman-9283428">George Eastman</a> facilitated the photo-taking process by creating a flexible roll film. This new, affordable method of photography, together with its innovative mechanical design, allowed the possession of a personal camera to be more widespread.\r\n\r\nOver a hundred years later, the first digital camera was built by Steven Sasson, an engineer at Eastman Kodak, using a charge-coupled device image sensor. Then, with the turn of the millennium came another milestone in photography – the camera phone. As the phone-camera combination hit the market in Japan and later the US in the early 2000s, some were skeptical of its possible success, with suggests emerging that the product would be a flop. Yet, nearly two decades later and the idea of a phone without a camera is daunting for most. Consumers are drawn to the idea of having one compact, multi-use device, especially once which offers faster connection with the internet – key in the generation of social media.\r\n\r\nYet, interestingly, as instant snaps increase in popularity, print photos are also making a comeback. The countermovement finds ground in the joy of holding a physical memoire in hand, with a photo being produced within seconds of snapping the shot. Another thing is the rarity of print photos nowadays makes them a point of interest.', 'With smartphones comes photographic nostalgia', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'smartphone-comes-nostalgia-photographs-instant-pics-back-photographs', '', '', '2017-06-27 11:05:38', '2017-06-27 11:05:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6934', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6937, 1, '2017-06-27 10:53:26', '2017-06-27 10:53:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-taking.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-taking.jpg" alt="Woman taking photo" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6935" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe revival of the print image has reared its head in the last couple of years, with Polaroid cameras gaining \r\npopularity and photo booths popping up. There has also been a surge in popularity of online photo printing, but with many sites out there offering the service, it can be difficult to know where to start! We would advise checking out a <a href="https://www.bestonlinereviews.com/photo-printing/shutterfly-review/">review</a> such as this Shutterfly one before you commit, to make sure you know exactly what you are getting before you press print!\r\n\r\nFrom the dawn of time people have been as fixated with capturing beauty as they have been with beauty itself, which explains the evolution from portraits to the development of newer and more precise photographing technology up for review. Photography first came to be as a means to recreate the world through imagery in the 5th Century BC, with the Chinese describing what is known as a “pinhole camera,” whereby an upside-down image was reflected from a pinhole in an opposite-facing wall. However, photographic technology only began to make strides once <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/01/29/muslim.inventions/index.html">Iraqi scientist, Alhazen</a> developed what is called the camera obscura six centuries later. This device projected images onto other surfaces, also upside down, allowing for artists to trace the image and create accurate drawings.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-car.jpg" alt="Man takes photograph" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6936" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nFast-forward to the late 1830s, and modern-day photography was born when Joseph Nicéphore Niépce used a portable camera obscura to expose a pewter plate coated with bitumen to light. The result was a recorded, unfading image – the first ever of its kind. Within the next 200 years, the camera was transformed from a contraption that produced blurry photos to the high-tech mini computers that yield ultra-realistic representations of reality. Photography was held up to high professional esteem until <a href="https://www.biography.com/people/george-eastman-9283428">George Eastman</a> facilitated the photo-taking process by creating a flexible roll film. This new, affordable method of photography, together with its innovative mechanical design, allowed the possession of a personal camera to be more widespread.\r\n\r\nOver a hundred years later, the first digital camera was built by Steven Sasson, an engineer at Eastman Kodak, using a charge-coupled device image sensor. Then, with the turn of the millennium came another milestone in photography – the camera phone. As the phone-camera combination hit the market in Japan and later the US in the early 2000s, some were skeptical of its possible success, with suggests emerging that the product would be a flop. Yet, nearly two decades later and the idea of a phone without a camera is daunting for most. Consumers are drawn to the idea of having one compact, multi-use device, especially once which offers faster connection with the internet – key in the generation of social media.\r\n\r\nYet, interestingly, as instant snaps increase in popularity, print photos are also making a comeback. The countermovement finds ground in the joy of holding a physical memoire in hand, with a photo being produced within seconds of snapping the shot. Another thing is the rarity of print photos nowadays makes them a point of interest.', 'With smartphones comes photographic nostalgia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6934-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-27 10:53:26', '2017-06-27 10:53:26', '', 6934, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6934-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6938, 1, '2017-06-27 10:56:19', '2017-06-27 10:56:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-taking.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-taking.jpg" alt="Woman taking photo" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6935" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe revival of the print image has reared its head in the last couple of years, with Polaroid cameras gaining popularity and photo booths popping up. There has also been a surge in popularity of online photo printing, but with many sites out there offering the service, it can be difficult to know where to start! We would advise checking out a <a href="https://www.bestonlinereviews.com/photo-printing/shutterfly-review/">review</a> such as this Shutterfly one before you commit, to make sure you know exactly what you are getting before you press print!\r\n\r\nFrom the dawn of time people have been as fixated with capturing beauty as they have been with beauty itself, which explains the evolution from portraits to the development of newer and more precise photographing technology up for review. Photography first came to be as a means to recreate the world through imagery in the 5th Century BC, with the Chinese describing what is known as a “pinhole camera,” whereby an upside-down image was reflected from a pinhole in an opposite-facing wall. However, photographic technology only began to make strides once <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/01/29/muslim.inventions/index.html">Iraqi scientist, Alhazen</a> developed what is called the camera obscura six centuries later. This device projected images onto other surfaces, also upside down, allowing for artists to trace the image and create accurate drawings.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photo-car.jpg" alt="Man takes photograph" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6936" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nFast-forward to the late 1830s, and modern-day photography was born when Joseph Nicéphore Niépce used a portable camera obscura to expose a pewter plate coated with bitumen to light. The result was a recorded, unfading image – the first ever of its kind. Within the next 200 years, the camera was transformed from a contraption that produced blurry photos to the high-tech mini computers that yield ultra-realistic representations of reality. Photography was held up to high professional esteem until <a href="https://www.biography.com/people/george-eastman-9283428">George Eastman</a> facilitated the photo-taking process by creating a flexible roll film. This new, affordable method of photography, together with its innovative mechanical design, allowed the possession of a personal camera to be more widespread.\r\n\r\nOver a hundred years later, the first digital camera was built by Steven Sasson, an engineer at Eastman Kodak, using a charge-coupled device image sensor. Then, with the turn of the millennium came another milestone in photography – the camera phone. As the phone-camera combination hit the market in Japan and later the US in the early 2000s, some were skeptical of its possible success, with suggests emerging that the product would be a flop. Yet, nearly two decades later and the idea of a phone without a camera is daunting for most. Consumers are drawn to the idea of having one compact, multi-use device, especially once which offers faster connection with the internet – key in the generation of social media.\r\n\r\nYet, interestingly, as instant snaps increase in popularity, print photos are also making a comeback. The countermovement finds ground in the joy of holding a physical memoire in hand, with a photo being produced within seconds of snapping the shot. Another thing is the rarity of print photos nowadays makes them a point of interest.', 'With smartphones comes photographic nostalgia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6934-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-27 10:56:19', '2017-06-27 10:56:19', '', 6934, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6934-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6939, 1, '2017-06-27 13:58:52', '2017-06-27 13:58:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/yummy-mummies.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/yummy-mummies.jpg" alt="Yummy mummies in Woodbridge" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6940" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Yummy mummies in Woodbridge have agreed that the town really needs some more independent coffee shops.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe delightfully turned out ladies like nothing more than to pass the time of day sipping Austrian goat milk double-half-caf-half-decaf-soy milk cappuccino - extra hot - with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon-and half tablespoon of caramel-latte-frappa-mochas.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd between discussions about important matters of the day, like the new Range Rover colour scheme or the cost of private school fees, they note Woodbridge only has 47 coffee shops to choose from and they really would like some more.\r\n\r\nCharlotte de Brunne, 37, who takes her little princess Aurielle, two, to a number of Woodbridge coffee shops every day, said: "Who needs to buy clothes in a town like Woodbridge? We always go to London for our outfits. Much better to use the retail space for more coffee shops."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBusinessman Mikey Smith hopes to open a coffee shop in Woodbridge soon.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I\'ll admit there are quite a lot of coffee shops in Woodbridge already, but the demand from the town\'s yummy mummies is huge. They have more money than sense and will pay astronomical sums for shit coffee and dry cake.\r\n\r\n"Soon the town\'s elderly people will have nowhere left to shop for their essentials - unless they like buying coffee."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Yummy mummies want more Woodbridge coffee shops', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'yummy-mummies', '', '', '2017-06-27 13:58:52', '2017-06-27 13:58:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6939', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6941, 1, '2017-06-27 13:58:52', '2017-06-27 13:58:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/yummy-mummies.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/yummy-mummies.jpg" alt="Yummy mummies in Woodbridge" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6940" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Yummy mummies in Woodbridge have agreed that the town really needs some more independent coffee shops.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe delightfully turned out ladies like nothing more than to pass the time of day sipping Austrian goat milk double-half-caf-half-decaf-soy milk cappuccino - extra hot - with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon-and half tablespoon of caramel-latte-frappa-mochas.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd between discussions about important matters of the day, like the new Range Rover colour scheme or the cost of private school fees, they note Woodbridge only has 47 coffee shops to choose from and they really would like some more.\r\n\r\nCharlotte de Brunne, 37, who takes her little princess Aurielle, two, to a number of Woodbridge coffee shops every day, said: "Who needs to buy clothes in a town like Woodbridge? We always go to London for our outfits. Much better to use the retail space for more coffee shops."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBusinessman Mikey Smith hopes to open a coffee shop in Woodbridge soon.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I\'ll admit there are quite a lot of coffee shops in Woodbridge already, but the demand from the town\'s yummy mummies is huge. They have more money than sense and will pay astronomical sums for shit coffee and dry cake.\r\n\r\n"Soon the town\'s elderly people will have nowhere left to shop for their essentials - unless they like buying coffee."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Yummy mummies want more Woodbridge coffee shops', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6939-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-27 13:58:52', '2017-06-27 13:58:52', '', 6939, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6939-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6942, 1, '2017-06-28 07:12:44', '2017-06-28 07:12:44', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farmer has revealed he once caught a young Theresa May running through his wheat field.</strong>\r\n\r\nIan Day, who farms near Brandon, said he remembers the incident well because he had to grab the future prime minister by the scruff of her neck, and take her to her father for punishment.\r\n\r\n"He was a vicar, which surprised me, as I didn\'t know daughters of clergymen could be quite so naughty as to run through a wheat field that didn\'t belong to them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Do you know how much damage can be done to a field of wheat simply by running through it? Well let me tell you - a lot.\r\n\r\n"For a start, where you are running the wheat bends over, and it takes at least a day before it goes upright again. If you were to run up and down and across the field more than a five thousand times, it would be flattened."\r\n\r\nMr Day, 74, said he was harvesting the field next door on a sweltering July day back in 1964 when he saw a young girl sprinting through the wheat while waving her arms in the air in a deranged fashion.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-wheat-field.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-wheat-field.jpg" alt="Theresa May" width="530" height="298" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6943" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I jumped off the harvester and chased her. When I caught up with her she was entirely unapologetic and said only, \'You don\'t seem too pleased\'.\r\n\r\n"Too right, I was furious. I grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and dragged her to the nearby campsite where she was holidaying with her family.\r\n\r\n"Imagine my surprise when a bloke wearing a dog collar answered the door. I was going to swear at him but managed to hold my tongue when I realised he was a vicar.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"He looked at his daughter - whom he said was nine - and said, \'Theresa, you haven\'t been running through wheat fields again, have you? What have I told you about that!\'\r\n\r\n"The father said I could take Theresa back to the farm to do some menial chores to make up for my devastated wheat crop.\r\n\r\n"I took her to the yard and told her to clean out the stable. She kept looking at it, marveling at how well built it was.\r\n\r\n"She said, \'This is a strong stable\', and then kept saying, \'Strong and stable, strong and stable\' under her breath while she mucked out.\r\n\r\n"She was clearly a troubled child, quite mad."\r\n\r\n<h3>Wheat field</h3>\r\n\r\nMr Day said he thought no more of the incident until 53 years later when the Prime Minister admitted in a television interview that the naughtiest thing she ever did as a child was run through fields of wheat.\r\n\r\n"I was watching the news and I jumped up, scaring the life out of Mrs Day, who was doing the crossword.\r\n\r\n"I put two and two together and realised immediately that young scamp called Theresa who ran through my field all those years ago was the Prime Minister when she was a kid.\r\n\r\n"And Theresa May\'s ridiculous \'strong and stable\' general election message suddenly made sense."\r\n\r\nDowning Street refused to comment when contacted by the Suffolk Gazette today. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Furious farmer caught Theresa May running through his wheat field', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'theresa-may-ran-wheat-field-says-farmer', '', '', '2017-06-28 07:16:34', '2017-06-28 07:16:34', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6942', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6944, 1, '2017-06-28 07:12:44', '2017-06-28 07:12:44', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farmer has revealed he once caught a young Theresa May running through his wheat field.</strong>\r\n\r\nIan Day, who farms near Brandon, said he remembers the incident well because he had to grab the future prime minister by the scruff of her neck, and take her to her father for punishment.\r\n\r\n"He was a vicar, which surprised me, as I didn\'t know daughters of clergymen could be quite so naughty as to run through a wheat field that didn\'t belong to them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Do you know how much damage can be done to a field of wheat simply by running through it? Well let me tell you - a lot.\r\n\r\n"For a start, where you are running the wheat bends over, and it takes at least a day before it goes upright again. If you were to run up and down and across the field more than a five thousand times, it would be flattened."\r\n\r\nMr Day, 74, said he was harvesting the field next door on a sweltering July day back in 1964 when he saw a young girl sprinting through the wheat while waving her arms in the air in a deranged fashion.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-wheat-field.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-wheat-field.jpg" alt="Theresa May" width="530" height="298" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6943" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I jumped off the harvester and chased her. When I caught up with her she was entirely unapologetic and said only, \'You don\'t seem too pleased\'.\r\n\r\n"Too right, I was furious. I grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and dragged her to the nearby campsite where she was holidaying with her family.\r\n\r\n"Imagine my surprise when a bloke wearing a dog collar answered the door. I was going to swear at him but managed to hold my tongue when I realised he was a vicar.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"He looked at his daughter - whom he said was nine - and said, \'Theresa, you haven\'t been running through wheat fields again, have you? What have I told you about that!\'\r\n\r\n"The father said I could take Theresa back to the farm to do some menial chores to make up for my devastated wheat crop.\r\n\r\n"I took her to the yard and told her to clean out the stable. She kept looking at it, marveling at how well built it was.\r\n\r\n"She said, \'This is a strong stable\', and then kept saying, \'Strong and stable, strong and stable\' under her breath while she mucked out.\r\n\r\n"She was clearly a troubled child, quite mad."\r\n\r\nMr Day said he thought no more of the incident until 53 years later when the Prime Minister admitted in a television interview that the naughtiest thing she ever did as a child was run through fields of wheat.\r\n\r\n"I was watching the news and I jumped up, scaring the life out of Mrs Day, who was doing the crossword.\r\n\r\n"I put two and two together and realised immediately that young scamp called Theresa who ran through my field all those years ago was the Prime Minister when she was a kid.\r\n\r\n"And Theresa May\'s ridiculous \'strong and stable\' general election message suddenly made sense."\r\n\r\nDowning Street refused to comment when contacted by the Suffolk Gazette today. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Furious farmer caught Theresa May running through his wheat field', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6942-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-28 07:12:44', '2017-06-28 07:12:44', '', 6942, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6942-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6945, 1, '2017-06-28 07:16:30', '2017-06-28 07:16:30', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\n\nA Suffolk farmer has revealed he once caught a young Theresa May running through his wheat field.</strong>\n\nIan Day, who farms near Brandon, said he remembers the incident well because he had to grab the future prime minister by the scruff of her neck, and take her to her father for punishment.\n\n"He was a vicar, which surprised me, as I didn\'t know daughters of clergymen could be quite so naughty as to run through a wheat field that didn\'t belong to them.\n\n\n\n"Do you know how much damage can be done to a field of wheat simply by running through it? Well let me tell you - a lot.\n\n"For a start, where you are running the wheat bends over, and it takes at least a day before it goes upright again. If you were to run up and down and across the field more than a five thousand times, it would be flattened."\n\nMr Day, 74, said he was harvesting the field next door on a sweltering July day back in 1964 when he saw a young girl sprinting through the wheat while waving her arms in the air in a deranged fashion.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-wheat-field.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-wheat-field.jpg" alt="Theresa May" width="530" height="298" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6943" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n"I jumped off the harvester and chased her. When I caught up with her she was entirely unapologetic and said only, \'You don\'t seem too pleased\'.\n\n"Too right, I was furious. I grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and dragged her to the nearby campsite where she was holidaying with her family.\n\n"Imagine my surprise when a bloke wearing a dog collar answered the door. I was going to swear at him but managed to hold my tongue when I realised he was a vicar.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"He looked at his daughter - whom he said was nine - and said, \'Theresa, you haven\'t been running through wheat fields again, have you? What have I told you about that!\'\n\n"The father said I could take Theresa back to the farm to do some menial chores to make up for my devastated wheat crop.\n\n"I took her to the yard and told her to clean out the stable. She kept looking at it, marveling at how well built it was.\n\n"She said, \'This is a strong stable\', and then kept saying, \'Strong and stable, strong and stable\' under her breath while she mucked out.\n\n"She was clearly a troubled child, quite mad."\n\n<h3>Wheat field</h3>\n\nMr Day said he thought no more of the incident until 53 years later when the Prime Minister admitted in a television interview that the naughtiest thing she ever did as a child was run through fields of wheat.\n\n"I was watching the news and I jumped up, scaring the life out of Mrs Day, who was doing the crossword.\n\n"I put two and two together and realised immediately that young scamp called Theresa who ran through my field all those years ago was the Prime Minister when she was a kid.\n\n"And Theresa May\'s ridiculous \'strong and stable\' general election message suddenly made sense."\n\nDowning Street refused to comment when contacted by the Suffolk Gazette today. \n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Furious farmer caught Theresa May running through his wheat field', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6942-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-28 07:16:30', '2017-06-28 07:16:30', '', 6942, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6942-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6946, 1, '2017-06-28 07:16:34', '2017-06-28 07:16:34', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farmer has revealed he once caught a young Theresa May running through his wheat field.</strong>\r\n\r\nIan Day, who farms near Brandon, said he remembers the incident well because he had to grab the future prime minister by the scruff of her neck, and take her to her father for punishment.\r\n\r\n"He was a vicar, which surprised me, as I didn\'t know daughters of clergymen could be quite so naughty as to run through a wheat field that didn\'t belong to them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Do you know how much damage can be done to a field of wheat simply by running through it? Well let me tell you - a lot.\r\n\r\n"For a start, where you are running the wheat bends over, and it takes at least a day before it goes upright again. If you were to run up and down and across the field more than a five thousand times, it would be flattened."\r\n\r\nMr Day, 74, said he was harvesting the field next door on a sweltering July day back in 1964 when he saw a young girl sprinting through the wheat while waving her arms in the air in a deranged fashion.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-wheat-field.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theresa-may-wheat-field.jpg" alt="Theresa May" width="530" height="298" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6943" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I jumped off the harvester and chased her. When I caught up with her she was entirely unapologetic and said only, \'You don\'t seem too pleased\'.\r\n\r\n"Too right, I was furious. I grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and dragged her to the nearby campsite where she was holidaying with her family.\r\n\r\n"Imagine my surprise when a bloke wearing a dog collar answered the door. I was going to swear at him but managed to hold my tongue when I realised he was a vicar.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"He looked at his daughter - whom he said was nine - and said, \'Theresa, you haven\'t been running through wheat fields again, have you? What have I told you about that!\'\r\n\r\n"The father said I could take Theresa back to the farm to do some menial chores to make up for my devastated wheat crop.\r\n\r\n"I took her to the yard and told her to clean out the stable. She kept looking at it, marveling at how well built it was.\r\n\r\n"She said, \'This is a strong stable\', and then kept saying, \'Strong and stable, strong and stable\' under her breath while she mucked out.\r\n\r\n"She was clearly a troubled child, quite mad."\r\n\r\n<h3>Wheat field</h3>\r\n\r\nMr Day said he thought no more of the incident until 53 years later when the Prime Minister admitted in a television interview that the naughtiest thing she ever did as a child was run through fields of wheat.\r\n\r\n"I was watching the news and I jumped up, scaring the life out of Mrs Day, who was doing the crossword.\r\n\r\n"I put two and two together and realised immediately that young scamp called Theresa who ran through my field all those years ago was the Prime Minister when she was a kid.\r\n\r\n"And Theresa May\'s ridiculous \'strong and stable\' general election message suddenly made sense."\r\n\r\nDowning Street refused to comment when contacted by the Suffolk Gazette today. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Furious farmer caught Theresa May running through his wheat field', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6942-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-28 07:16:34', '2017-06-28 07:16:34', '', 6942, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6942-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6953, 1, '2017-06-30 08:11:32', '2017-06-30 08:11:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/porkrun.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/porkrun.jpg" alt="Porkrun" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6955" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nWhen farmer Clare Phillips decided her pigs needed to be fitter, she hit upon a weekly exercise routine that has now taken off throughout Britain and even abroad.</strong>\r\n\r\nClare now manages a network of hundreds of five-kilometre piggy jogs every Saturday morning, called Porkrun.\r\n\r\nEvery pig\'s time over the 5k park courses are recorded and published to a website so its progress can be monitored.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s a great way to get them out in the open air and enjoying some healthy exercise once a week. I had no idea Porkrun would become popular so quickly - now it seems every town and city is staging their own Porkruns.\r\n\r\n"They are free to take part in - just turn up with your piggies, register them at the start line, and watch them go.\r\n\r\n"They seem to really enjoy it, and they are getting fitter by the week."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nClare keeps about 500 pigs at her farm near Mildenhall, and has seen them make superior prices at market thanks to their improved condition.\r\n\r\n"There\'s a lot more meat on them," she said. "And, of course, they are much happier during their lives thanks to the Porkrun."\r\n\r\nPorkrun is open to all ages, from piglet to veteran sow.\r\n\r\nBut while it is proving popular with the pigs, Porkruns are concerning local councils because so many animals are running around parks at the same time on a Saturday morning.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Ipswich Borough Council\'s parks department said: "We have considered charging runners taking part in the Porkrun, but this was met with snorts of protest."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Porkrun craze keeps UK pigs fit', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'porkrun-pigs', '', '', '2017-06-30 08:15:28', '2017-06-30 08:15:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6953', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6956, 1, '2017-06-30 08:11:32', '2017-06-30 08:11:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/porkrun.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/porkrun.jpg" alt="Porkrun" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6955" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nWhen farmer Clare Phillips decided her pigs needed to be fitter, she hit upon a weekly exercise routine that has now taken off throughout Britain and even abroad.</strong>\r\n\r\nClare now manages a network of hundreds of five-kilometre piggy runs every Saturday morning, called Porkrun.\r\n\r\nEvery pig\'s time over the 5k park courses are recorded and published to a website so its progress can be monitored.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s a great way to get them out in the open air and enjoying some healthy exercise once a week. I had no idea Porkrun would become popular so quickly - now it seems every town and city is staging their own Porkruns.\r\n\r\n"They are free to take part in - just turn up with your piggies, register them at the start line, and watch them go.\r\n\r\n"They seem to really enjoy it, and they are getting fitter by the week."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nClare keeps about 500 pigs at her farm near Mildenhall, and has seen them make superior prices at market thanks to their improved condition.\r\n\r\n"There\'s a lot more meat on them," she said. "And, of course, they are much happier during their lives thanks to the Porkrun."\r\n\r\nPorkrun is open to all ages, from piglet to veteran sow.\r\n\r\nBut while it is proving popular with the pigs, Porkruns are concerning local councils because so many animals are running around parks at the same time on a Saturday morning.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Ipswich Borough Council\'s parks department said: "We have considered charging runners taking part in the Porkrun, but this was met with snorts of protest."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Porkrun craze keeps UK pigs fit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6953-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-30 08:11:32', '2017-06-30 08:11:32', '', 6953, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6953-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6957, 1, '2017-06-30 08:14:15', '2017-06-30 08:14:15', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/porkrun.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/porkrun.jpg" alt="Porkrun" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6955" /></a></center><br><br>\n<strong>\nWhen farmer Clare Phillips decided her pigs needed to be fitter, she hit upon a weekly exercise routine that has now taken off throughout Britain and even abroad.</strong>\n\nClare now manages a network of hundreds of five-kilometre piggy jogs every Saturday morning, called Porkrun.\n\nEvery pig\'s time over the 5k park courses are recorded and published to a website so its progress can be monitored.\n\n\n\n"It\'s a great way to get them out in the open air and enjoying some healthy exercise once a week. I had no idea Porkrun would become popular so quickly - now it seems every town and city is staging their own Porkruns.\n\n"They are free to take part in - just turn up with your piggies, register them at the start line, and watch them go.\n\n"They seem to really enjoy it, and they are getting fitter by the week."\n\n\n\nClare keeps about 500 pigs at her farm near Mildenhall, and has seen them make superior prices at market thanks to their improved condition.\n\n"There\'s a lot more meat on them," she said. "And, of course, they are much happier during their lives thanks to the Porkrun."\n\nPorkrun is open to all ages, from piglet to veteran sow.\n\nBut while it is proving popular with the pigs, Porkruns are concerning local councils because so many animals are running around parks at the same time on a Saturday morning.\n\nAn insider at Ipswich Borough Council\'s parks department said: "We have considered charging runners taking part in the Porkrun, but this was met with snorts of protest."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Porkrun craze keeps UK pigs fit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6953-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-30 08:14:15', '2017-06-30 08:14:15', '', 6953, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6953-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6958, 1, '2017-06-30 08:15:28', '2017-06-30 08:15:28', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/porkrun.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/porkrun.jpg" alt="Porkrun" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6955" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nWhen farmer Clare Phillips decided her pigs needed to be fitter, she hit upon a weekly exercise routine that has now taken off throughout Britain and even abroad.</strong>\r\n\r\nClare now manages a network of hundreds of five-kilometre piggy jogs every Saturday morning, called Porkrun.\r\n\r\nEvery pig\'s time over the 5k park courses are recorded and published to a website so its progress can be monitored.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s a great way to get them out in the open air and enjoying some healthy exercise once a week. I had no idea Porkrun would become popular so quickly - now it seems every town and city is staging their own Porkruns.\r\n\r\n"They are free to take part in - just turn up with your piggies, register them at the start line, and watch them go.\r\n\r\n"They seem to really enjoy it, and they are getting fitter by the week."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nClare keeps about 500 pigs at her farm near Mildenhall, and has seen them make superior prices at market thanks to their improved condition.\r\n\r\n"There\'s a lot more meat on them," she said. "And, of course, they are much happier during their lives thanks to the Porkrun."\r\n\r\nPorkrun is open to all ages, from piglet to veteran sow.\r\n\r\nBut while it is proving popular with the pigs, Porkruns are concerning local councils because so many animals are running around parks at the same time on a Saturday morning.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Ipswich Borough Council\'s parks department said: "We have considered charging runners taking part in the Porkrun, but this was met with snorts of protest."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Porkrun craze keeps UK pigs fit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6953-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-30 08:15:28', '2017-06-30 08:15:28', '', 6953, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6953-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6959, 1, '2017-07-02 09:34:22', '2017-07-02 09:34:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Tractor drivers have confirmed they use the Orwell Bridge for the sheer fun of annoying other motorists.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey pootle along the dual carriageway slowly and then crack up laughing when they look at the traffic backing up behind them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s hilarious. You should see the faces pressed up against windscreens, contorted with rage," smirked Waldringfield farmer Chris Salame.\r\n\r\nHe says <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/farmers-tractor-rage/">tractor drivers</a> have absolutely no genuine reason to use the 1.3-mile river crossing near Ipswich, which has a new 60mph limit for normal traffic.\r\n\r\n"But we like to do around 40mph," said Chris. "That way we cause maximum chaos, and it\'s hilarious."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said some tractor drivers would go across the bridge for fun, then turn around at the first junction at Nacton and come back again the other way.\r\n\r\n"One guy had a few hours to kill between loads, so he went back and forth across the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orwell-bridge-tunnel/">Orwell Bridge</a> 18 times in a row," laughed Chris. "He posted about it on the tractor forums and everyone thought it was very funny."\r\n\r\nPolice say there is nothing stopping tractor drivers from using the crossing. "We would urge other motorists to simply be patient while they are stuck behind a tractor."\r\n\r\nCongestion along the whole of the A14 in Suffolk will, however, be eased once the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-floater-canal/">new canal</a> is built linking Felixstowe Port with the Midlands.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Tractor drivers use Orwell Bridge just to annoy you', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'orwell-bridge', '', '', '2018-02-02 08:58:28', '2018-02-02 08:58:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6959', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6961, 1, '2017-07-02 09:34:22', '2017-07-02 09:34:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Tractor drivers have confirmed they use the Orwell Bridge for the sheer fun of annoying over motorists.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey pootle along the dual carriageway slowly and then crack up laughing when they look at the traffic backing up behind them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s hilarious. You should see the faces pressed up against windscreens, contorted with rage," smirked Waldringfield farmer Chris Salame.\r\n\r\nHe says tractor drivers have absolutely no genuine reason to use the 1.3-mile river crossing near Ipswich, which has a new 60mph limit for normal traffic.\r\n\r\n"But we like to do around 40mph," said Chris. "That way we cause maximum chaos, and it\'s hilarious."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said some tractor drivers would go across the bridge for fun, then turn around at the first junction at Nacton and come back again the other way.\r\n\r\n"One guy had a few hours to kill between loads, so he went back and forth across the Orwell Bridge 18 times in a row," laughed Chris. "He posted about it on the tractor forums and everyone thought it was very funny."\r\n\r\nPolice say there is nothing stopping tractor drivers from using the crossing. "We would urge other motorists to simply be patient while they are stuck behind a tractor."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Tractor drivers use Orwell Bridge just to annoy you', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6959-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-02 09:34:22', '2017-07-02 09:34:22', '', 6959, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6959-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6962, 1, '2017-07-02 09:48:15', '2017-07-02 09:48:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Tractor drivers have confirmed they use the Orwell Bridge for the sheer fun of annoying other motorists.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey pootle along the dual carriageway slowly and then crack up laughing when they look at the traffic backing up behind them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s hilarious. You should see the faces pressed up against windscreens, contorted with rage," smirked Waldringfield farmer Chris Salame.\r\n\r\nHe says tractor drivers have absolutely no genuine reason to use the 1.3-mile river crossing near Ipswich, which has a new 60mph limit for normal traffic.\r\n\r\n"But we like to do around 40mph," said Chris. "That way we cause maximum chaos, and it\'s hilarious."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said some tractor drivers would go across the bridge for fun, then turn around at the first junction at Nacton and come back again the other way.\r\n\r\n"One guy had a few hours to kill between loads, so he went back and forth across the Orwell Bridge 18 times in a row," laughed Chris. "He posted about it on the tractor forums and everyone thought it was very funny."\r\n\r\nPolice say there is nothing stopping tractor drivers from using the crossing. "We would urge other motorists to simply be patient while they are stuck behind a tractor."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Tractor drivers use Orwell Bridge just to annoy you', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6959-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-02 09:48:15', '2017-07-02 09:48:15', '', 6959, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6959-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6963, 1, '2017-07-02 10:47:34', '2017-07-02 10:47:34', '<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe editor of the Suffolk Gazette has been awarded a knighthood in today\'s Queen\'s Birthday Honours List.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Simon Young, now known as Sir Simon, received the honour for his services to investigative journalism.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://royalnews.live/news/queen-canada-day/">Her Majesty</a> has been a loyal reader of the Suffolk Gazette for more than 50 years, and royal insiders say it is the first newspaper she turns to each morning.\r\n\r\nSir Simon has been editor of Britain\'s leading local newspaper, which has been a top online news resource for Suffolk and beyond for more than 75 years, since 1973.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/simon-young-editor-e1497685934839.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/simon-young-editor-e1497685934839.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette editor" width="500" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6830" /></a><i>Crowning achievement: Sir Simon honoured by the Queen</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"This is indeed a great honour," Sir Simon said. "It is reward for good quality journalism and a burning desire to tell the truth." \r\n\r\nUnder his stewardship, the Suffolk Gazette has gone from strength to strength and is now read by more than 45 million people every month.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhile Sir Simon receives a knighthood, fellow Suffolk hero Ed Sheeran is awarded an MBE for his services to ginger people.\r\n\r\n"One of us is a great entertainer earning an absolute fortune from  his craft. The other is Ed Sheeran," Sir Simon said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Queen hands knighthood to Suffolk Gazette editor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6829-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-02 10:47:34', '2017-07-02 10:47:34', '', 6829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6829-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6964, 1, '2017-07-02 10:49:10', '2017-07-02 10:49:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle in Suffolk is being given to the Queen by the nation as a new country weekend retreat to mark her 90th birthday.</b>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty is said to be delighted with her new second home because Windsor Castle is far too big and expensive to upkeep.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWindsor will now be used more by Prince Charles and his sons, <a href="http://royalnews.live/news/william-harry-diana-grave/">William and Harry</a>, allowing the Queen to enjoy a lower profile in the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nIn a curious twist, one of her new neighbours will be pop star Ed Sheeran, whose family live close to the quaint Suffolk town.\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle was chosen because of its highly-fortified walls. Originally a Norman castle, it was built in 1148 but destroyed by Henry II 30 years later. It was rebuilt by Roger Bigod, the Earl of Norfolk, but locals do not hold his title against him.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/framlingham-castle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="framlingham-castle" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3417" /></a><i>Queen of the castle: Framlingham is Her Majesty\'s new country home</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe living accommodation within the castle walls will be modified in preparation for the Queen\'s arrival, and locals will have to get used to seeing her guards, in their famous red tunics and bearskin hats, parading outside.\r\n\r\nLocals were excited about the news. Maurice Piper, who owns a nearby potato farm, said: "This is a very proud day for Framlingham. We are all looking forward to Her Majesty enjoying weekends in the area, although some might be a little disappointed that the castle will now be closed to the public when she is home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA royal insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Queen enjoys her weekends away, especially now she is getting a little older. She intends to split her time away from London between Framlingham and Sandringham in Norfolk, which will allow Prince Charles and the rest of the family to spend more time at Windsor."\r\n\r\nThe cost of modifications at Framlingham is being put at £17 million, and will be paid for by adding a small tax on the purchase of second homes by Londoners snapping up Suffolk properties at the expense of cash-strapped locals.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Queen given Framlingham Castle for 90th birthday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3416-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-02 10:49:10', '2017-07-02 10:49:10', '', 3416, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3416-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6965, 1, '2017-07-02 10:50:22', '2017-07-02 10:50:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg" alt="Prince Harry naked" width="750" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5609" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry has been sensationally photographed cavorting naked during a raunchy hotel party in downtown Aldeburgh.</b>\r\n\r\nHe was visiting the party capital of Suffolk to let his hair down between stuffy Christmas and New Year celebrations with the Queen and Royal Family in Sandringham, Norfolk.\r\n\r\nBut Harry\'s innocent fun turned increasingly wild before ending with a rowdy game of strip shove ha\'penny with fun-loving locals in his hotel suite.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has been offered photographs of the Royal crown jewels but has declined to publish them <del datetime="2016-12-29T09:24:53+00:00">in case it got sued</del> out of deep respect for the Royal Family.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://royalnews.live/news/prince-harry-young-leaders/">Prince Harry</a>, who has previously holidayed in Las Vegas, decided this year to party in Aldeburgh, the Suffolk resort where anything goes. Thrill-seeking visitors are normally assured: "What happens in Aldeburgh, stays in Aldeburgh" - but the Queen\'s grandson must have known he would be an exception.\r\n\r\nHe enjoyed a 12-hour bender at the plush hotel, beginning with a six-hour party in the outdoor pool with friends and random other guests. He quaffed endless pints of Adnams, the local cocktail, and frolicked in the water with local lovelies as traditional Suffolk morris dancers entertained guests poolside.\r\n\r\nThen the tipsy group of 20 continued the party in the hotel bar before moving to the Prince\'s VIP suite. There a pal suggested they play strip shove ha\'penny, which is when Harry ended up nude together with two local fishermen\'s wives, aged in their early 60s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny-300x157.jpg" alt="Shove ha&#039;penny" width="300" height="157" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5610" /></a><i>The shove ha\'penny board in Harry\'s suite</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhotographs in the VIP suite were taken by a Norfolk smallholder, a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting Aldeburgh for a few days with his sister and their eight children.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler is believed to have made hundreds of thousands of pounds from selling the photographs of the naked Harry in his Aldeburgh hotel to tabloid newspapers around the world.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "This is not the first time Prince Harry has let his heir down. But Prince Charles has forgiven him."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prince Harry\'s naked romp in Aldeburgh hotel', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5608-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-02 10:50:22', '2017-07-02 10:50:22', '', 5608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6968, 1, '2017-07-02 16:32:20', '2017-07-02 16:32:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg" alt="Man in Norfolk falls off bike" width="700" height="565" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6969" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA man has fallen off his bicycle while riding in Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlbert Smith, 73, <em>pictured above</em>, was minding his own business pedaling along a path near the village of Yaxham when the mishap occurred.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Smith, a former poultry farm labourer, was thankfully unhurt when he tipped over on his right side after coming into contact with a large hole.\r\n\r\nThe incident was witnessed by Betty Jo Spuckler, 46, who lives in nearby Dereham with her brother and their eight children.\r\n\r\nShe rushed over to help the gentleman get up and dust himself down.\r\n\r\nFortunately he and his bicycle were none the worse for the ordeal, and he was able to continue on his way to Dereham market to buy a rabbit for his tea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I was a lucky old boy," he told the Suffolk Gazette today. "I thought I was done for."\r\n\r\nMark Brownless, a spokesman for Norfolk police, said they had not been called to attend the accident, but admitted this was probably the most exciting that had happened in Norfolk this weekend.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man falls off his bicycle in Norfolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'man-falls-off-bicycle', '', '', '2017-07-02 16:39:53', '2017-07-02 16:39:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6968', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6970, 1, '2017-07-02 16:32:20', '2017-07-02 16:32:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg" alt="Man in Norfolk falls off bike" width="700" height="565" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6969" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA man has fallen off his bicycle while riding in Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlbert Smith, 73, <em>pictured above</em>, was minding his own business pedaling along a path near the village of Yaxham when the mishap occurred.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Smith, a former poultry farm labourer, was thankfully unhurt when he tipped over on his right side after coming into contact with a large hole in the road.\r\n\r\nThe incident was witnessed by Betty Jo Spuckler, 46, who lives in nearby Dereham with her brother and their eight children.\r\n\r\nShe rushed over to help the gentleman get up and dust himself down.\r\n\r\nFortunately he and his bicycle were none the worse for the ideal, and he was able to continue on his way to Dereham market to buy a rabbit for his tea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I was a lucky old boy," he told the Suffolk Gazette today. "I thought I was done for."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk police said they had not been called to attend the accident, but admitted this was probably the most exciting this that happened in Norfolk this weekend.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man falls off his bicycle in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6968-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-02 16:32:20', '2017-07-02 16:32:20', '', 6968, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6968-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6971, 1, '2017-07-02 16:38:14', '2017-07-02 16:38:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg" alt="Man in Norfolk falls off bike" width="700" height="565" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6969" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nA man has fallen off his bicycle while riding in Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nAlbert Smith, 73, <em>pictured above</em>, was minding his own business pedaling along a path near the village of Yaxham when the mishap occurred.\n\n\n\nMr Smith, a former poultry farm labourer, was thankfully unhurt when he tipped over on his right side after coming into contact with a large hole.\n\nThe incident was witnessed by Betty Jo Spuckler, 46, who lives in nearby Dereham with her brother and their eight children.\n\nShe rushed over to help the gentleman get up and dust himself down.\n\nFortunately he and his bicycle were none the worse for the ideal, and he was able to continue on his way to Dereham market to buy a rabbit for his tea.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"I was a lucky old boy," he told the Suffolk Gazette today. "I thought I was done for."\n\nMark Brownless, a spokesman for Norfolk police, said they had not been called to attend the accident, but admitted this was probably the most exciting that had happened in Norfolk this weekend.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man falls off his bicycle in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6968-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-02 16:38:14', '2017-07-02 16:38:14', '', 6968, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6968-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6972, 1, '2017-07-02 16:35:22', '2017-07-02 16:35:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg" alt="Man in Norfolk falls off bike" width="700" height="565" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6969" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA man has fallen off his bicycle while riding in Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlbert Smith, 73, <em>pictured above</em>, was minding his own business pedaling along a path near the village of Yaxham when the mishap occurred.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Smith, a former poultry farm labourer, was thankfully unhurt when he tipped over on his right side after coming into contact with a large hole.\r\n\r\nThe incident was witnessed by Betty Jo Spuckler, 46, who lives in nearby Dereham with her brother and their eight children.\r\n\r\nShe rushed over to help the gentleman get up and dust himself down.\r\n\r\nFortunately he and his bicycle were none the worse for the ideal, and he was able to continue on his way to Dereham market to buy a rabbit for his tea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I was a lucky old boy," he told the Suffolk Gazette today. "I thought I was done for."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk police said they had not been called to attend the accident, but admitted this was probably the most exciting that had happened in Norfolk this weekend.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man falls off his bicycle in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6968-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-02 16:35:22', '2017-07-02 16:35:22', '', 6968, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6968-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6973, 1, '2017-07-02 16:38:19', '2017-07-02 16:38:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg" alt="Man in Norfolk falls off bike" width="700" height="565" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6969" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA man has fallen off his bicycle while riding in Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlbert Smith, 73, <em>pictured above</em>, was minding his own business pedaling along a path near the village of Yaxham when the mishap occurred.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Smith, a former poultry farm labourer, was thankfully unhurt when he tipped over on his right side after coming into contact with a large hole.\r\n\r\nThe incident was witnessed by Betty Jo Spuckler, 46, who lives in nearby Dereham with her brother and their eight children.\r\n\r\nShe rushed over to help the gentleman get up and dust himself down.\r\n\r\nFortunately he and his bicycle were none the worse for the ideal, and he was able to continue on his way to Dereham market to buy a rabbit for his tea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I was a lucky old boy," he told the Suffolk Gazette today. "I thought I was done for."\r\n\r\nMark Brownless, a spokesman for Norfolk police, said they had not been called to attend the accident, but admitted this was probably the most exciting that had happened in Norfolk this weekend.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man falls off his bicycle in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6968-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-02 16:38:19', '2017-07-02 16:38:19', '', 6968, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6968-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6974, 1, '2017-07-02 16:39:53', '2017-07-02 16:39:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-falls-of-bike-e1499012861982.jpg" alt="Man in Norfolk falls off bike" width="700" height="565" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6969" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA man has fallen off his bicycle while riding in Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlbert Smith, 73, <em>pictured above</em>, was minding his own business pedaling along a path near the village of Yaxham when the mishap occurred.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Smith, a former poultry farm labourer, was thankfully unhurt when he tipped over on his right side after coming into contact with a large hole.\r\n\r\nThe incident was witnessed by Betty Jo Spuckler, 46, who lives in nearby Dereham with her brother and their eight children.\r\n\r\nShe rushed over to help the gentleman get up and dust himself down.\r\n\r\nFortunately he and his bicycle were none the worse for the ordeal, and he was able to continue on his way to Dereham market to buy a rabbit for his tea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I was a lucky old boy," he told the Suffolk Gazette today. "I thought I was done for."\r\n\r\nMark Brownless, a spokesman for Norfolk police, said they had not been called to attend the accident, but admitted this was probably the most exciting that had happened in Norfolk this weekend.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man falls off his bicycle in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6968-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-02 16:39:53', '2017-07-02 16:39:53', '', 6968, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6968-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6977, 1, '2017-07-03 13:31:39', '2017-07-03 13:31:39', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-tennis-bum.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-tennis-bum.jpg" alt="Tennis girl bum" width="546" height="304" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6978" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nSuffolk tennis star Tamsin Dreyton has been sensationally disqualified from Wimbledon for baring her backside on court in a provocative manner.</strong>\r\n\r\nFulsome-figured Tamsin, 25, revealed the cheeky pose in her first-round match on outside court number 16.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nStuffy organisers of the showpiece Wimbledon championships failed to see the funny side and disqualified her on the spot, handing a bye to her opponent, Spain\'s Buenas Noches.\r\n\r\nTamsin, from Felixstowe, has never won a professional match and was already one set down when she decided to liven things up and give the patriotic home crowd a thrill.\r\n\r\nShe said: "I was going to crash out in the opening round, just like I have for the past four years, so I decided to give the fans something to cheer about.\r\n\r\n"Everyone remembers the famous Athena poster where the beautiful slim tennis girl scratches her bare bum as she approaches the net. It was on every schoolboy\'s wall in the 1970s.\r\n\r\n"Well I thought I would do the same. I didn\'t think the officials would notice, but one of the line judges spotted it because the ball boy dropped his balls in astonishment."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTamsin told how the umpire then got on his phone to the tournament director - and she was disqualified on the spot.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not sure I will be coming back next year," she said. "This place is far too stuffy anyway, so it\'s no big deal." \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Wimbledon Tennis Championship, which began today, said: "We can confirm British tennis player Tamsin Dreyton was disqualified for inappropriate behaviour today.\r\n\r\n"We have a strict dress code, and she blatantly abused that by not wearing underwear and revealing a bare bottom."\r\n\r\nHe refused to accept that the occasional bit of tennis star nudity - from the men\'s tournament as well as the women\'s - might make the whole two-week event slightly more interesting for those who have absolutely no desire to watch tennis whatsoever.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Tamsin is returning back to Felixstowe, and reports she is interested in trying out the new <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">nudist beach at Aldeburgh</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Risqué Suffolk tennis star disqualified from Wimbledon', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'risque-suffolk-tennis-star-disqualified-wimbledon', '', '', '2017-07-11 18:16:34', '2017-07-11 18:16:34', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6977', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6979, 1, '2017-07-03 13:31:39', '2017-07-03 13:31:39', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-tennis-bum.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-tennis-bum.jpg" alt="Tennis girl bum" width="546" height="304" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6978" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nSuffolk tennis star Tamsin Dreyton has been sensationally disqualified from Wimbledon for bearing her backside on court in a provocative manner.</strong>\r\n\r\nFulsome-figured Tamsin, 25, revealed the cheeky pose in her first-round match on outside court number 16.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nStuffy organisers of the showpiece Wimbledon championships failed to see the funny side and disqualified her on the spot, handing a bye to her opponent, Spain\'s Buenas Noches.\r\n\r\nTamsin, from Felixstowe, has never won a professional match and was already one set down when she decided to liven things up and give the patriotic home crowd a thrill.\r\n\r\nShe said: "I was going to crash out in the opening round, just like I have for the past four years, so I decided to give the fans something to cheer about.\r\n\r\n"Everyone remembers the famous Athena poster where the beautiful slim tennis girl scratches her bare bum as she approaches the net. It was on every schoolboy\'s wall in the 1970s.\r\n\r\n"Well I thought I would do the same. I didn\'t think the officials would notice, but one of the line judges spotted it because the ball boy dropped his balls in astonishment."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTamsin told how the umpire then got on his phone to the tournament director - and she was disqualified on the spot.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not sure I will be coming back next year," she said. "This place is far too stuffy anyway, so it\'s no big deal." \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Wimbledon Tennis Championship, which began today, said: "We can confirm British tennis player Tamsin Dreyton was disqualified for inappropriate behaviour today.\r\n\r\n"We have a strict dress code, and she blatantly abused that by not wearing underwear and revealing a bare bottom."\r\n\r\nHe refused to accept that the occasional bit of tennis star nudity - from the men\'s tournament as well as the women\'s - might make the whole two-week event slightly more interesting for those who have absolutely no desire to watch tennis whatsoever.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Tamsin is returning back to Felixstowe, and reports she is interested in trying out the new <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">nudist beach at Aldeburgh</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Risqué Suffolk tennis star disqualified from Wimbledon', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6977-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-03 13:31:39', '2017-07-03 13:31:39', '', 6977, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6977-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6980, 1, '2017-07-03 13:32:47', '2017-07-03 13:32:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-tennis-bum.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-tennis-bum.jpg" alt="Tennis girl bum" width="546" height="304" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6978" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nSuffolk tennis star Tamsin Dreyton has been sensationally disqualified from Wimbledon for baring her backside on court in a provocative manner.</strong>\r\n\r\nFulsome-figured Tamsin, 25, revealed the cheeky pose in her first-round match on outside court number 16.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nStuffy organisers of the showpiece Wimbledon championships failed to see the funny side and disqualified her on the spot, handing a bye to her opponent, Spain\'s Buenas Noches.\r\n\r\nTamsin, from Felixstowe, has never won a professional match and was already one set down when she decided to liven things up and give the patriotic home crowd a thrill.\r\n\r\nShe said: "I was going to crash out in the opening round, just like I have for the past four years, so I decided to give the fans something to cheer about.\r\n\r\n"Everyone remembers the famous Athena poster where the beautiful slim tennis girl scratches her bare bum as she approaches the net. It was on every schoolboy\'s wall in the 1970s.\r\n\r\n"Well I thought I would do the same. I didn\'t think the officials would notice, but one of the line judges spotted it because the ball boy dropped his balls in astonishment."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTamsin told how the umpire then got on his phone to the tournament director - and she was disqualified on the spot.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not sure I will be coming back next year," she said. "This place is far too stuffy anyway, so it\'s no big deal." \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Wimbledon Tennis Championship, which began today, said: "We can confirm British tennis player Tamsin Dreyton was disqualified for inappropriate behaviour today.\r\n\r\n"We have a strict dress code, and she blatantly abused that by not wearing underwear and revealing a bare bottom."\r\n\r\nHe refused to accept that the occasional bit of tennis star nudity - from the men\'s tournament as well as the women\'s - might make the whole two-week event slightly more interesting for those who have absolutely no desire to watch tennis whatsoever.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Tamsin is returning back to Felixstowe, and reports she is interested in trying out the new <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">nudist beach at Aldeburgh</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Risqué Suffolk tennis star disqualified from Wimbledon', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6977-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-03 13:32:47', '2017-07-03 13:32:47', '', 6977, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6977-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6982, 1, '2017-07-04 08:03:28', '2017-07-04 08:03:28', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nElvis Presley is alive and enjoying his retirement in Ibiza, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nThe King of Rock and Roll, who many have always claimed faked his own death, lives in a huge hilltop villa close to the pretty town of Sant Josep de sa Talaia, and had until recently enjoyed complete anonymity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut a new hotel was built on the isolated road leading up to his home, and tourists have begun noticing the unmistakable figure of Elvis as he potters about.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette flew to the sunshine Mediterranean island after a tip-off from a reader who was sure she had seen Elvis, who is now a sprightly 81 years old, wandering up the hill with some bread, fresh milk and frozen burgers.\r\n\r\nOur Entertainment Editor Arthur Pint, who once saw Elvis perform live in Las Vegas, rented a villa close by and set about finding out if the numerous sightings could be true.\r\n\r\nAstonishingly, within hours he had taken this picture of the man so many believe is Elvis Presley, confirming the star did not die on the lavatory back in 1977 after all.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg" alt="elvis presley alive living ibiza" width="590" height="350" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3978" /></a><i>Heartbreak hotel: new 4 star hotel has exposed Elvis to tourists</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPint said: "Elvis looks amazing. He is quite trim and is still getting about well. His hair is now grey and he sports a goatee beard, but his features are unmistakable."\r\n\r\nLocals have always suspected the man on the hill was Elvis. Pedro Alonso, 65, who spends his days watching the world go by at the Raco Verd bar in Sant Josep, said: "He moved in to the house on the hill during late summer in 1977.\r\n\r\n"I remember it well because my father worked as a labourer when the property was built. In those days Ibiza was quiet and nobody took any notice of new people. There was a free spirit.\r\n\r\n<h3>Elvis Presley</h3>\r\n\r\n"But now the island is packed each summer with tourists from Britain and Germany, and the new hotel near the villa has meant the man in the villa has been exposed to more and more people.\r\n\r\n"The older locals always knew who he was but respected his privacy, but now everyone has a smartphone and can take pictures. I\'m amazed this has not come out before."\r\n\r\nOur man visited Elvis\' villa hoping for an interview that would go down in history as the greatest ever. Pint rang the buzzer by the electronic gates and a man spoke over the speaker in Spanish - but with a definite Deep South American drawl.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Is this Mr Presley?" Pint asked. There was a tell-tale split second delay before the man replied: "No. Adios."\r\n\r\nPint was not put off, and set about watching Elvis for a few days to get a sense of his lifestyle in Ibiza. One night he was amazed as Elvis set out in his black Jeep and headed for party capital of San Antonio. There he giggled as local Elvis tribute act <i>Ibiza Elvis</i>, whose tagline is "It\'s Good to be The King", performed at a bar.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg" alt="elvis tribute act ibiza" width="350" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3980" /></a><I>All Shook Up: Elvis enjoyed the tribute show</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nElvis supped on a coffee and tapped his feet as the tribute show belted out hit after hit, including Hound Dog, Jailhouse Rock and Suspicious Minds.\r\n\r\nThen he went to nearby Amnesia, the huge club where young tourists party the night away. On Saturday thousands were unaware they were in the presence of the most famous musician ever.\r\n\r\nElvis, dressed in a crisply-pressed white shirt and black trousers, stayed for over an hour soaking up the atmosphere before driving back to his villa alone. Clearly music is still a huge part of his life.\r\n\r\n<h3>Love me tender</h3>\r\n\r\nThe next day our man watched as Elvis drove to the port at nearby Ibiza Town and climbed aboard a small boat which was to take him out to a luxury yacht. As he sat down on the service boat, a passing tourist from Manchester said: "Nice boat, sir."\r\n\r\nAnd Elvis replied in English: "I love me tender."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-ibiza.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-ibiza.jpg" alt="Elvis Presley in Ibiza" width="466" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6981" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the superstar chose Ibiza because of the guaranteed weather and because in the 1970s, when he was supposed to have died at his mansion in Graceland, Memphis, the island was quiet with very few visitors.\r\n\r\nBut he would have watched dismayed as the island became increasingly popular with hundreds of thousands of visitors each month. He must have been surprised that no one had spotted him. Until now.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elvis Presley is alive and living in Ibiza', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3977-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-04 08:03:28', '2017-07-04 08:03:28', '', 3977, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3977-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
