INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5759, 1, '2017-01-12 11:26:53', '2017-01-12 11:26:53', '<strong>In an attempt to lighten the mood ahead of Ipswich Town\'s televised FA Cup replay at non-league Lincoln City, here are the Tractor Boys sporting terrible haircuts of famous old footballers.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven manager Mick McCarthy gets in on the act, although you\'ll have to scroll all the way to the bottom to see his effort.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg" alt="Cole Skuse" width="480" height="270" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5744" /></a><i>Cole Skuse as Brian Little</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMidfielder Cole Skuse has chosen to wear the mop favoured by former Aston Villa star Brian Little <em>(above)</em>, while striker David McGoldrick chose Columbian forward Carlos Valderrama <em>(below)</em>.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5745" /></a><i>David McGoldrick as Carlos Valderrama</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nForward Brett Pitman went for the fetching comb-over look favoured by former Manchester United and England star Bobby Charlton.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg" alt="Brett Pitman" width="620" height="460" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5746" /></a><i>Brett Pitman as Bobby Charlton</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSkipper Luke Chambers, on-loan winger Tom Lawrence, defender Adam Webster and striker Freddie Sears have all gone for striking wild mullets as made famous by the likes of Chelsea\'s Ian Britton, Portsmouth\'s Alan Biley, Chris Waddle and even Robbie Savage.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5747" /></a><i>Luke Chambers as Ian Britton</i></a><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5748" /></a><i>Adam Webster as Alan Biley</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5751" /></a><i>Tom Lawrence as Chris Waddle</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg" alt="" width="634" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5750" /></a><i>Feddie Sears as Robbie Savage</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, left back Jonas Knudsen sports a pineapple hairstyle made famous by Nottingham Forest\'s Jason Lee.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg" alt="Jonas Knudsen" width="490" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5752" /></a><i>Jonas Knudsen as Jason Lee</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nDefender Christophe Berra has gone for a natty mop that was worn inexplicably by former Chelsea player John Dempsey back in the 1970s. It\'s quite fetching...\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra-1024x812.jpg" alt="Christophe Berra" width="1024" height="812" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5753" /></a><i>Christophe Berra as John Dempsey</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nYoung starlet Andre Dozzell looks fab with his Ronaldo (large Ronaldo from Brazil) shave.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5754" /></a><i>Andre Dozzell as Ronaldo</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nGoalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski chose the famous hairstyle sported by keeper Rene Higuita from Colombia.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5755" /></a><i>Bartosz Bialkowski as Rene Higuita</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nAnd finally, even under-fire manager Mick McCarthy has got in on the act, although we\'re not sure if this is actually a disguise or not.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown-1024x623.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="1024" height="623" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5756" /></a><i>Mick McCarthy as himself</i></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town players lighten mood with new hairstyles', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5743-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-12 11:26:53', '2017-01-12 11:26:53', '', 5743, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5743-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5760, 1, '2017-01-12 11:36:09', '2017-01-12 11:36:09', '<strong>In an attempt to lighten the mood ahead of Ipswich Town\'s televised FA Cup replay at non-league Lincoln City, the Tractor Boys have adopted terrible haircuts of old footballers.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven manager Mick McCarthy gets in on the act, although you\'ll have to scroll all the way to the bottom to see his effort.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg" alt="Cole Skuse" width="480" height="270" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5744" /></a><i>Cole Skuse as Brian Little</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMidfielder Cole Skuse has chosen to wear the mop favoured by former Aston Villa star Brian Little in the 1970s <em>(above)</em>, while striker David McGoldrick chose Columbian forward Carlos Valderrama <em>(below)</em>.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5745" /></a><i>David McGoldrick as Carlos Valderrama</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nForward Brett Pitman went for the fetching comb-over look favoured by former Manchester United and England star Bobby Charlton in teh 1960s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg" alt="Brett Pitman" width="620" height="460" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5746" /></a><i>Brett Pitman as Bobby Charlton</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSkipper Luke Chambers, on-loan winger Tom Lawrence, defender Adam Webster and striker Freddie Sears have all gone for striking wild mullets as made famous by the likes of Chelsea\'s Ian Britton, Portsmouth\'s Alan Biley, Chris Waddle and even Robbie Savage.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5747" /></a><i>Luke Chambers as Ian Britton</i></a><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5748" /></a><i>Adam Webster as Alan Biley</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5751" /></a><i>Tom Lawrence as Chris Waddle</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg" alt="" width="634" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5750" /></a><i>Feddie Sears as Robbie Savage</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, left back Jonas Knudsen sports a pineapple hairstyle made famous by Nottingham Forest\'s Jason Lee, about whom the crowds chanted: "He\'s got a pineapple on his head".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg" alt="Jonas Knudsen" width="490" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5752" /></a><i>Jonas Knudsen as Jason Lee</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nDefender Christophe Berra has gone for a natty mop that was worn inexplicably by former Chelsea player John Dempsey back in the 1970s. It\'s quite fetching...\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra-1024x812.jpg" alt="Christophe Berra" width="1024" height="812" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5753" /></a><i>Christophe Berra as John Dempsey</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nYoung starlet Andre Dozzell looks fab with his Ronaldo (large Ronaldo from Brazil) shave.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5754" /></a><i>Andre Dozzell as Ronaldo</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nGoalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski chose the famous hairstyle sported by keeper Rene Higuita from Colombia, who you\'ll recall did the famous scorpion-kick save at Wembley.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5755" /></a><i>Bartosz Bialkowski as Rene Higuita</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nAnd finally, even under-fire manager Mick McCarthy has got in on the act, although we\'re not sure if this is actually a disguise or not.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown-1024x623.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="1024" height="623" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5756" /></a><i>Mick McCarthy as himself</i></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town players lighten mood with new hairstyles', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5743-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-12 11:36:09', '2017-01-12 11:36:09', '', 5743, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5743-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5761, 1, '2017-01-12 11:37:05', '2017-01-12 11:37:05', '<strong>In an attempt to lighten the mood ahead of Ipswich Town\'s televised FA Cup replay at non-league Lincoln City, the Tractor Boys have adopted terrible haircuts of old footballers.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven manager Mick McCarthy gets in on the act, although you\'ll have to scroll all the way to the bottom to see his effort.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg" alt="Cole Skuse" width="480" height="270" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5744" /></a><i>Cole Skuse as Brian Little</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMidfielder Cole Skuse has chosen to wear the mop favoured by former Aston Villa star Brian Little in the 1970s <em>(above)</em>, while striker David McGoldrick chose Columbian forward Carlos Valderrama <em>(below)</em>.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5745" /></a><i>David McGoldrick as Carlos Valderrama</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nForward Brett Pitman went for the fetching comb-over look favoured by former Manchester United and England star Bobby Charlton in the 1960s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg" alt="Brett Pitman" width="620" height="460" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5746" /></a><i>Brett Pitman as Bobby Charlton</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSkipper Luke Chambers, on-loan winger Tom Lawrence, defender Adam Webster and striker Freddie Sears have all gone for striking wild mullets as made famous by the likes of Chelsea\'s Ian Britton, Portsmouth\'s Alan Biley, Chris Waddle and even Robbie Savage.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5747" /></a><i>Luke Chambers as Ian Britton</i></a><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5748" /></a><i>Adam Webster as Alan Biley</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5751" /></a><i>Tom Lawrence as Chris Waddle</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg" alt="" width="634" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5750" /></a><i>Feddie Sears as Robbie Savage</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, left back Jonas Knudsen sports a pineapple hairstyle made famous by Nottingham Forest\'s Jason Lee, about whom the crowds chanted: "He\'s got a pineapple on his head".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg" alt="Jonas Knudsen" width="490" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5752" /></a><i>Jonas Knudsen as Jason Lee</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nDefender Christophe Berra has gone for a natty mop that was worn inexplicably by former Chelsea player John Dempsey back in the 1970s. It\'s quite fetching...\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra-1024x812.jpg" alt="Christophe Berra" width="1024" height="812" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5753" /></a><i>Christophe Berra as John Dempsey</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nYoung starlet Andre Dozzell looks fab with his Ronaldo (large Ronaldo from Brazil) shave.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5754" /></a><i>Andre Dozzell as Ronaldo</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nGoalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski chose the famous hairstyle sported by keeper Rene Higuita from Colombia, who you\'ll recall did the famous scorpion-kick save at Wembley.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5755" /></a><i>Bartosz Bialkowski as Rene Higuita</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nAnd finally, even under-fire manager Mick McCarthy has got in on the act, although we\'re not sure if this is actually a disguise or not.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown-1024x623.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="1024" height="623" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5756" /></a><i>Mick McCarthy as himself</i></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town players lighten mood with new hairstyles', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5743-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-12 11:37:05', '2017-01-12 11:37:05', '', 5743, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5743-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5762, 1, '2017-01-12 11:39:43', '2017-01-12 11:39:43', '<strong>In an attempt to lighten the mood ahead of Ipswich Town\'s televised FA Cup replay at non-league Lincoln City, the Tractor Boys have adopted terrible haircuts of old footballers.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven manager Mick McCarthy gets in on the act, although you\'ll have to scroll all the way to the bottom to see his effort.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg" alt="Cole Skuse" width="480" height="270" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5744" /></a><i>Cole Skuse as Brian Little</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMidfielder Cole Skuse has chosen to wear the mop favoured by former Aston Villa star Brian Little in the 1970s <em>(above)</em>, while striker David McGoldrick opted for Columbian forward Carlos Valderrama <em>(below)</em>.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5745" /></a><i>David McGoldrick as Carlos Valderrama</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nForward Brett Pitman went for the fetching comb-over look favoured by former Manchester United and England star Bobby Charlton in the 1960s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg" alt="Brett Pitman" width="620" height="460" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5746" /></a><i>Brett Pitman as Bobby Charlton</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSkipper Luke Chambers, on-loan winger Tom Lawrence, defender Adam Webster and striker Freddie Sears have all gone for striking wild mullets as made famous by the likes of Chelsea\'s Ian Britton, Portsmouth\'s Alan Biley, Chris Waddle and even Robbie Savage.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5747" /></a><i>Luke Chambers as Ian Britton</i></a><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5748" /></a><i>Adam Webster as Alan Biley</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5751" /></a><i>Tom Lawrence as Chris Waddle</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg" alt="" width="634" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5750" /></a><i>Feddie Sears as Robbie Savage</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, left back Jonas Knudsen sports a pineapple hairstyle made famous by Nottingham Forest\'s Jason Lee, about whom the crowds chanted: "He\'s got a pineapple on his head".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg" alt="Jonas Knudsen" width="490" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5752" /></a><i>Jonas Knudsen as Jason Lee</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nDefender Christophe Berra has gone for a natty mop that was worn inexplicably by former Chelsea player John Dempsey back in the 1970s. It\'s quite fetching...\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra-1024x812.jpg" alt="Christophe Berra" width="1024" height="812" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5753" /></a><i>Christophe Berra as John Dempsey</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nYoung starlet Andre Dozzell looks fab with his Ronaldo (large Ronaldo from Brazil) shave.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5754" /></a><i>Andre Dozzell as Ronaldo</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nGoalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski chose the famous hairstyle sported by keeper Rene Higuita from Colombia, who you\'ll recall did the famous scorpion-kick save at Wembley.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5755" /></a><i>Bartosz Bialkowski as Rene Higuita</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nAnd finally, even under-fire manager Mick McCarthy has got in on the act, although we\'re not sure if this is actually a disguise or not.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown-1024x623.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="1024" height="623" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5756" /></a><i>Mick McCarthy as himself</i></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town players lighten mood with new hairstyles', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5743-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-12 11:39:43', '2017-01-12 11:39:43', '', 5743, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5743-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5763, 1, '2017-01-13 09:50:11', '2017-01-13 09:50:11', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo-1024x530.jpg" alt="Duelling Banjos from Deliverance" width="1024" height="530" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5765" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA thrilling new adventure park based on the cult film <em>Deliverance</em> is being opened on the Norfolk Broads.</strong>\r\n\r\nVisitors will be dropped in the remote countryside near Wroxham where they first have to play a banjo with a weird country bumpkin.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThen they are given canoes and told to paddle down the Broads towards Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nBut that is where the fun really begins as the locals, who rarely wash and have few teeth, are out for some entertainment of their own.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg" alt="deliverance" width="584" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5764" /></a><i>Visitors get to paddle down the Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nClose to Stokesby, the yokels try to catch you, and if you get caught you have to squeal like a pig while being sexually assaulted (and that\'s just the men).\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg" alt="Squeal like a pig in Deliverance" width="400" height="271" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5766" /></a><i>Squeal like a pig: visitors must escape the attentions of locals</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThose who have tested the park experience for management company Mountain Men Corporation (MMC), say it is the scariest yet most exhilarating theme park they have ever been to.\r\n\r\nMMC managing director Mr Burt Reynolds said: "<em>Deliverance </em>was filmed in 1972 and featured four city boys as they took a terrifying canoe trip through Georgia. It was a smash hit, and we wanted to reproduce the experience somewhere in the UK.\r\n\r\n"We searched all over and realised Norfolk had everything we needed without having to invest much - there were rivers, rural wilderness, and very weird, backward and deviant local people."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5767" /></a><i>Local yokel: Just one of the Norfolk men employed by the park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Deliverance park opens to the public in April. Visitors have to be over 18 and be prepared to die, but each party will be given a powerful bow and arrows in order to try to defend themselves.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Deliverance theme park launches on Norfolk Broads', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'deliverance-norfolk-broads', '', '', '2017-07-19 17:31:13', '2017-07-19 17:31:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5763', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5768, 1, '2017-01-13 09:50:11', '2017-01-13 09:50:11', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo-1024x530.jpg" alt="Duelling Banjos from Deliverance" width="1024" height="530" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5765" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA thrilling new adventure park based on the cult film <em>Deliverance</em> is being opened on the Norfolk Broads.</strong>\r\n\r\nVisitors will be dropped in the remote countryside near Wroxham where they first have to play a banjo with a weird country bumpkin.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThen they are given canoes and told to paddle down the Broads towards Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nBut that is where the fun really begins as the locals, who rarely wash and have few teeth, are out for some entertainment of their own.\r\n\r\nClose to Stokesby, the yokels try to catch you, and if you get caught you have to squeal like a pig while being sexually assaulted (and that\'s just the men).\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg" alt="Squeal like a pig in Deliverance" width="400" height="271" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5766" /></a><i>Squeal like a pig: park visitors are warned to escape the attentions of locals</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThose who have tested the park experience for management company Mountain Men Corporation (MMC), say it is the scariest yet most exhilarating theme park they have ever been to.\r\n\r\nMMC managing director Mr Burt Reynolds said: "Deliverance was filmed in 1972 and featured four city boys as they took a terrifying canoe trip through Georgia. It was a smash hit, and we wanted to reproduce the experience somewhere in the UK.\r\n\r\n"We searched all over and realised Norfolk had everything we needed without having to invest much - there were rivers, rural wilderness, and very weird, backward and deviant local people."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5767" /></a><i>Local yokel: Just one of the Norfolk men employed by the park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Deliverance park opens to the public in April. Visitors have to be over 18 and be prepared to die, but each party will be given a powerful bow and arrows in order to try to defend themselves.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Deliverance theme park launches on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5763-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-13 09:50:11', '2017-01-13 09:50:11', '', 5763, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5763-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5769, 1, '2017-01-13 09:51:13', '2017-01-13 09:51:13', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo-1024x530.jpg" alt="Duelling Banjos from Deliverance" width="1024" height="530" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5765" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA thrilling new adventure park based on the cult film <em>Deliverance</em> is being opened on the Norfolk Broads.</strong>\r\n\r\nVisitors will be dropped in the remote countryside near Wroxham where they first have to play a banjo with a weird country bumpkin.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThen they are given canoes and told to paddle down the Broads towards Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nBut that is where the fun really begins as the locals, who rarely wash and have few teeth, are out for some entertainment of their own.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg" alt="deliverance" width="584" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5764" /></a><i>Visitors get to paddle down the Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nClose to Stokesby, the yokels try to catch you, and if you get caught you have to squeal like a pig while being sexually assaulted (and that\'s just the men).\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg" alt="Squeal like a pig in Deliverance" width="400" height="271" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5766" /></a><i>Squeal like a pig: park visitors are warned to escape the attentions of locals</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThose who have tested the park experience for management company Mountain Men Corporation (MMC), say it is the scariest yet most exhilarating theme park they have ever been to.\r\n\r\nMMC managing director Mr Burt Reynolds said: "Deliverance was filmed in 1972 and featured four city boys as they took a terrifying canoe trip through Georgia. It was a smash hit, and we wanted to reproduce the experience somewhere in the UK.\r\n\r\n"We searched all over and realised Norfolk had everything we needed without having to invest much - there were rivers, rural wilderness, and very weird, backward and deviant local people."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5767" /></a><i>Local yokel: Just one of the Norfolk men employed by the park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Deliverance park opens to the public in April. Visitors have to be over 18 and be prepared to die, but each party will be given a powerful bow and arrows in order to try to defend themselves.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Deliverance theme park launches on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5763-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-13 09:51:13', '2017-01-13 09:51:13', '', 5763, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5763-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5770, 1, '2017-01-13 09:53:26', '2017-01-13 09:53:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo-1024x530.jpg" alt="Duelling Banjos from Deliverance" width="1024" height="530" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5765" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA thrilling new adventure park based on the cult film <em>Deliverance</em> is being opened on the Norfolk Broads.</strong>\r\n\r\nVisitors will be dropped in the remote countryside near Wroxham where they first have to play a banjo with a weird country bumpkin.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThen they are given canoes and told to paddle down the Broads towards Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nBut that is where the fun really begins as the locals, who rarely wash and have few teeth, are out for some entertainment of their own.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg" alt="deliverance" width="584" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5764" /></a><i>Visitors get to paddle down the Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nClose to Stokesby, the yokels try to catch you, and if you get caught you have to squeal like a pig while being sexually assaulted (and that\'s just the men).\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg" alt="Squeal like a pig in Deliverance" width="400" height="271" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5766" /></a><i>Squeal like a pig: visitors must escape the attentions of locals</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThose who have tested the park experience for management company Mountain Men Corporation (MMC), say it is the scariest yet most exhilarating theme park they have ever been to.\r\n\r\nMMC managing director Mr Burt Reynolds said: "Deliverance was filmed in 1972 and featured four city boys as they took a terrifying canoe trip through Georgia. It was a smash hit, and we wanted to reproduce the experience somewhere in the UK.\r\n\r\n"We searched all over and realised Norfolk had everything we needed without having to invest much - there were rivers, rural wilderness, and very weird, backward and deviant local people."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5767" /></a><i>Local yokel: Just one of the Norfolk men employed by the park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Deliverance park opens to the public in April. Visitors have to be over 18 and be prepared to die, but each party will be given a powerful bow and arrows in order to try to defend themselves.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Deliverance theme park launches on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5763-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-13 09:53:26', '2017-01-13 09:53:26', '', 5763, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5763-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5771, 1, '2017-01-13 09:53:54', '2017-01-13 09:53:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo-1024x530.jpg" alt="Duelling Banjos from Deliverance" width="1024" height="530" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5765" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA thrilling new adventure park based on the cult film <em>Deliverance</em> is being opened on the Norfolk Broads.</strong>\r\n\r\nVisitors will be dropped in the remote countryside near Wroxham where they first have to play a banjo with a weird country bumpkin.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThen they are given canoes and told to paddle down the Broads towards Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nBut that is where the fun really begins as the locals, who rarely wash and have few teeth, are out for some entertainment of their own.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg" alt="deliverance" width="584" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5764" /></a><i>Visitors get to paddle down the Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nClose to Stokesby, the yokels try to catch you, and if you get caught you have to squeal like a pig while being sexually assaulted (and that\'s just the men).\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg" alt="Squeal like a pig in Deliverance" width="400" height="271" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5766" /></a><i>Squeal like a pig: visitors must escape the attentions of locals</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThose who have tested the park experience for management company Mountain Men Corporation (MMC), say it is the scariest yet most exhilarating theme park they have ever been to.\r\n\r\nMMC managing director Mr Burt Reynolds said: "<em>Deliverance </em>was filmed in 1972 and featured four city boys as they took a terrifying canoe trip through Georgia. It was a smash hit, and we wanted to reproduce the experience somewhere in the UK.\r\n\r\n"We searched all over and realised Norfolk had everything we needed without having to invest much - there were rivers, rural wilderness, and very weird, backward and deviant local people."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5767" /></a><i>Local yokel: Just one of the Norfolk men employed by the park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Deliverance park opens to the public in April. Visitors have to be over 18 and be prepared to die, but each party will be given a powerful bow and arrows in order to try to defend themselves.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Deliverance theme park launches on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5763-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-13 09:53:54', '2017-01-13 09:53:54', '', 5763, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5763-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5772, 1, '2017-07-19 17:30:03', '2017-07-19 17:30:03', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo-1024x530.jpg" alt="Duelling Banjos from Deliverance" width="1024" height="530" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5765" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nA thrilling new adventure park based on the cult film <em>Deliverance</em> is being opened on the Norfolk Broads.</strong>\n\nVisitors will be dropped in the remote countryside near Wroxham where they first have to play a banjo with a weird country bumpkin.\n\n\n\nThen they are given canoes and told to paddle down the Broads towards Great Yarmouth.\n\nBut that is where the fun really begins as the locals, who rarely wash and have few teeth, are out for some entertainment of their own.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg" alt="deliverance" width="584" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5764" /></a><i>Visitors get to paddle down the Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\n\nClose to Stokesby, the yokels try to catch you, and if you get caught you have to squeal like a pig while being sexually assaulted (and that\'s just the men).\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg" alt="Squeal like a pig in Deliverance" width="400" height="271" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5766" /></a><i>Squeal like a pig: visitors must escape the attentions of locals</center></i><br><br>\n\nThose who have tested the park experience for management company Mountain Men Corporation (MMC), say it is the scariest yet most exhilarating theme park they have ever been to.\n\nMMC managing director Mr Burt Reynolds said: "<em>Deliverance </em>was filmed in 1972 and featured four city boys as they took a terrifying canoe trip through Georgia. It was a smash hit, and we wanted to reproduce the experience somewhere in the UK.\n\n"We searched all over and realised Norfolk had everything we needed without having to invest much - there were rivers, rural wilderness, and very weird, backward and deviant local people."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5767" /></a><i>Local yokel: Just one of the Norfolk men employed by the park</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe Deliverance park opens to the public in April. Visitors have to be over 18 and be prepared to die, but each party will be given a powerful bow and arrows in order to try to defend themselves.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Deliverance theme park launches on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5763-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-19 17:30:03', '2017-07-19 17:30:03', '', 5763, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5763-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5779, 1, '2017-01-14 13:18:25', '2017-01-14 13:18:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/diego-costa-china.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/diego-costa-china.jpg" alt="Diego Costa Chinese deal is off" width="810" height="451" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5780" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Chinese have walked away from a deal to sign Chelsea forward Diego Costa because they thought they were investing £30 million a year in a chain of coffee shops.</strong>\r\n\r\nMiddlemen got the wrong end of the stick when bosses at an Asian investment bank told them: "Get us Costa, whatever it costs."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThey promptly put in a ridiculous £30 million a year offer to the fiery Chelsea Spaniard, who then had a bust-up with club staff when they refused to let him go.\r\n\r\nThe Stamford Bridge crisis deepened when the fixers called in a team of top barristers after further contact from China to make sure they had hired the best baristas.\r\n\r\nNow Costa has been dropped from the Chelsea squad which travels to Leicester in the Premier League today - and the Chinese have not snapped up a sizeable investment in the Costa coffee chain.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nA source close to the club said: "It\'s all been a bit of a cock-up. Costa has had a roasting from the management, but it\'s not too latte for him to apologise."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Chinese thought they were paying £30 million a year for Costa coffee chain', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'chinese-costa-chelsea', '', '', '2017-01-15 12:13:52', '2017-01-15 12:13:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5779', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5780, 1, '2017-01-14 12:54:46', '2017-01-14 12:54:46', 'Diego Costa\'s move to China is off', 'diego-costa-china', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'diego-costa-china', '', '', '2017-01-14 12:55:24', '2017-01-14 12:55:24', '', 5779, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/diego-costa-china.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5781, 1, '2017-01-14 13:10:25', '2017-01-14 13:10:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/diego-costa-china.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/diego-costa-china.jpg" alt="Diego Costa Chinese deal is off" width="810" height="451" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5780" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Chinese have walked away from a deal to sign Chelsea forward Diego Costa because they thought they were investing £30 million a year in a chain of coffee shops.</strong>\r\n\r\nMiddlemen got the wrong end of the stick when bosses at an Asian investment bank told them: "Get us Costa, whatever it costs."\r\n\r\nThey promptly put in a ridiculous £30 million a year offer to the fiery Chelsea Spaniard, who then had a bust-up with club staff when they refused to let him go.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Stamford Bridge crisis deepened when the fixers called in a team of top barristers after further contact from China to make sure they had hired the best baristas.\r\n\r\nNow Costa has been dropped from the Chelsea squad which travels to Leicester in the Premier League today - and the Chinese have not snapped up a sizeable investment in the Costa coffee chain.\r\n\r\nA source close to the club said: "It\'s all been a bit of a cock-up. Costa has had a roasting from the management, but it\'s not too latte for him to apologise."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Chinese thought they were paying £30 million a year for Costa coffee chain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5779-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-14 13:10:25', '2017-01-14 13:10:25', '', 5779, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5779-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5782, 1, '2017-01-14 13:18:25', '2017-01-14 13:18:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/diego-costa-china.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/diego-costa-china.jpg" alt="Diego Costa Chinese deal is off" width="810" height="451" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5780" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Chinese have walked away from a deal to sign Chelsea forward Diego Costa because they thought they were investing £30 million a year in a chain of coffee shops.</strong>\r\n\r\nMiddlemen got the wrong end of the stick when bosses at an Asian investment bank told them: "Get us Costa, whatever it costs."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThey promptly put in a ridiculous £30 million a year offer to the fiery Chelsea Spaniard, who then had a bust-up with club staff when they refused to let him go.\r\n\r\nThe Stamford Bridge crisis deepened when the fixers called in a team of top barristers after further contact from China to make sure they had hired the best baristas.\r\n\r\nNow Costa has been dropped from the Chelsea squad which travels to Leicester in the Premier League today - and the Chinese have not snapped up a sizeable investment in the Costa coffee chain.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nA source close to the club said: "It\'s all been a bit of a cock-up. Costa has had a roasting from the management, but it\'s not too latte for him to apologise."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Chinese thought they were paying £30 million a year for Costa coffee chain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5779-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-14 13:18:25', '2017-01-14 13:18:25', '', 5779, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5779-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5783, 1, '2017-01-14 13:19:14', '2017-01-14 13:19:14', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo-1024x530.jpg" alt="Duelling Banjos from Deliverance" width="1024" height="530" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5765" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA thrilling new adventure park based on the cult film <em>Deliverance</em> is being opened on the Norfolk Broads.</strong>\r\n\r\nVisitors will be dropped in the remote countryside near Wroxham where they first have to play a banjo with a weird country bumpkin.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThen they are given canoes and told to paddle down the Broads towards Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nBut that is where the fun really begins as the locals, who rarely wash and have few teeth, are out for some entertainment of their own.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg" alt="deliverance" width="584" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5764" /></a><i>Visitors get to paddle down the Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nClose to Stokesby, the yokels try to catch you, and if you get caught you have to squeal like a pig while being sexually assaulted (and that\'s just the men).\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg" alt="Squeal like a pig in Deliverance" width="400" height="271" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5766" /></a><i>Squeal like a pig: visitors must escape the attentions of locals</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThose who have tested the park experience for management company Mountain Men Corporation (MMC), say it is the scariest yet most exhilarating theme park they have ever been to.\r\n\r\nMMC managing director Mr Burt Reynolds said: "<em>Deliverance </em>was filmed in 1972 and featured four city boys as they took a terrifying canoe trip through Georgia. It was a smash hit, and we wanted to reproduce the experience somewhere in the UK.\r\n\r\n"We searched all over and realised Norfolk had everything we needed without having to invest much - there were rivers, rural wilderness, and very weird, backward and deviant local people."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5767" /></a><i>Local yokel: Just one of the Norfolk men employed by the park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Deliverance park opens to the public in April. Visitors have to be over 18 and be prepared to die, but each party will be given a powerful bow and arrows in order to try to defend themselves.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Deliverance theme park launches on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5763-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-14 13:19:14', '2017-01-14 13:19:14', '', 5763, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5763-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5784, 1, '2018-02-13 22:43:39', '2018-02-13 22:43:39', '<strong>In an attempt to lighten the mood ahead of Ipswich Town\'s televised FA Cup replay at non-league Lincoln City, the Tractor Boys have adopted terrible haircuts of old footballers.</strong>\n\nEven manager Mick McCarthy gets in on the act, although you\'ll have to scroll all the way to the bottom to see his effort.\n\nAfter some deliberation, you might conclude they would all be better getting rid of their hair altogether, perhaps using the best head shaver around.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg" alt="Cole Skuse" width="480" height="270" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5744" /></a><i>Cole Skuse as Brian Little</i></center><br><br>\n\nMidfielder Cole Skuse has chosen to wear the mop favoured by former Aston Villa star Brian Little in the 1970s <em>(above)</em>, while striker David McGoldrick opted for Columbian forward Carlos Valderrama <em>(below)</em>.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5745" /></a><i>David McGoldrick as Carlos Valderrama</center></i><br><br>\n\n\n<br>\nForward Brett Pitman went for the fetching comb-over look favoured by former Manchester United and England star Bobby Charlton in the 1960s.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg" alt="Brett Pitman" width="620" height="460" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5746" /></a><i>Brett Pitman as Bobby Charlton</i></center><br><br>\n\nSkipper Luke Chambers, on-loan winger Tom Lawrence, defender Adam Webster and striker Freddie Sears have all gone for striking wild mullets as made famous by the likes of Chelsea\'s Ian Britton, Portsmouth\'s Alan Biley, Chris Waddle and even Robbie Savage.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5747" /></a><i>Luke Chambers as Ian Britton</i></a><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5748" /></a><i>Adam Webster as Alan Biley</i><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5751" /></a><i>Tom Lawrence as Chris Waddle</i><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg" alt="" width="634" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5750" /></a><i>Feddie Sears as Robbie Savage</i></center><br>\n\nMeanwhile, left back Jonas Knudsen sports a pineapple hairstyle made famous by Nottingham Forest\'s Jason Lee, about whom the crowds chanted: "He\'s got a pineapple on his head".\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg" alt="Jonas Knudsen" width="490" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5752" /></a><i>Jonas Knudsen as Jason Lee</i></center><br>\n\nDefender Christophe Berra has gone for a natty mop that was worn inexplicably by former Chelsea player John Dempsey back in the 1970s. It\'s quite fetching...\n\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra-1024x812.jpg" alt="Christophe Berra" width="1024" height="812" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5753" /></a><i>Christophe Berra as John Dempsey</i></center><br>\n\n[AdSense-B]\n<br>\nYoung starlet Andre Dozzell looks fab with his Ronaldo (large Ronaldo from Brazil) shave.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5754" /></a><i>Andre Dozzell as Ronaldo</i></center><br>\n\nGoalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski chose the famous hairstyle sported by keeper Rene Higuita from Colombia, who you\'ll recall did the famous scorpion-kick save at Wembley.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5755" /></a><i>Bartosz Bialkowski as Rene Higuita</i></center><br>\n\nAnd finally, even under-fire manager Mick McCarthy has got in on the act, although we\'re not sure if this is actually a disguise or not.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown-1024x623.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="1024" height="623" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5756" /></a><i>Mick McCarthy as himself</i></center><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town players lighten mood with new hairstyles', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5743-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-13 22:43:39', '2018-02-13 22:43:39', '', 5743, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5743-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5785, 1, '2017-01-14 13:26:19', '2017-01-14 13:26:19', '<strong>In an attempt to lighten the mood ahead of Ipswich Town\'s televised FA Cup replay at non-league Lincoln City, the Tractor Boys have adopted terrible haircuts of old footballers.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven manager Mick McCarthy gets in on the act, although you\'ll have to scroll all the way to the bottom to see his effort.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg" alt="Cole Skuse" width="480" height="270" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5744" /></a><i>Cole Skuse as Brian Little</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMidfielder Cole Skuse has chosen to wear the mop favoured by former Aston Villa star Brian Little in the 1970s <em>(above)</em>, while striker David McGoldrick opted for Columbian forward Carlos Valderrama <em>(below)</em>.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5745" /></a><i>David McGoldrick as Carlos Valderrama</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nForward Brett Pitman went for the fetching comb-over look favoured by former Manchester United and England star Bobby Charlton in the 1960s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg" alt="Brett Pitman" width="620" height="460" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5746" /></a><i>Brett Pitman as Bobby Charlton</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSkipper Luke Chambers, on-loan winger Tom Lawrence, defender Adam Webster and striker Freddie Sears have all gone for striking wild mullets as made famous by the likes of Chelsea\'s Ian Britton, Portsmouth\'s Alan Biley, Chris Waddle and even Robbie Savage.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5747" /></a><i>Luke Chambers as Ian Britton</i></a><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5748" /></a><i>Adam Webster as Alan Biley</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5751" /></a><i>Tom Lawrence as Chris Waddle</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg" alt="" width="634" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5750" /></a><i>Feddie Sears as Robbie Savage</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, left back Jonas Knudsen sports a pineapple hairstyle made famous by Nottingham Forest\'s Jason Lee, about whom the crowds chanted: "He\'s got a pineapple on his head".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg" alt="Jonas Knudsen" width="490" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5752" /></a><i>Jonas Knudsen as Jason Lee</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nDefender Christophe Berra has gone for a natty mop that was worn inexplicably by former Chelsea player John Dempsey back in the 1970s. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5786, 1, '2017-11-15 15:10:00', '2017-11-15 15:10:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-e1484482028826.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-1024x834.jpg" alt="Lidl to launch Middle Class Mondays" width="1024" height="834" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5787" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Lidl is launching Middle Class Mondays so well-to-do customers can take advantage of cheap shopping without having to meet any common people.</strong>\r\n\r\nMany snobby shoppers would like to try Lidl instead of Sainsbury or Waitrose - but can not cope with the thought of rubbing shoulders with the working class.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo supermarket bosses will ban the great unwashed on Mondays, and allow only yummy mummies or men called Jeremy through the doors instead.\r\n\r\nOne middle-class shopper from Suffolk said: "Lidl is supposed to be very good value for money, with some real quality, which is surprising because poor people don\'t appreciate nice things.\r\n\r\n"I have been wanting to try it for ages - they do nice wines and even lobster.\r\n\r\n"I hear they also do surprise price drops on random fun stuff like 216-piece tool kits, bicycle pumps and umbrellas.\r\n\r\n"But the thought of coming <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/class-warfare/">face-to-face with a large working class woman</a> and her loud children fills me with horror.\r\n\r\n"So Lidl\'s Middle Class Mondays is a great idea. I can shop without fear, and also common people won\'t feel inadequate by being in the same social space as me."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDwayne Smith, 27, from Ipswich, said Middle Class Mondays were a great idea. "I am working class and wear trackie bottoms and a baseball cap.\r\n\r\n"If I accidentally bump into an intelligent or posh person in a shop I get embarrassed because I can not think of the right words to say, so it comes out in a sort of rude, sweary rant.\r\n\r\n"Then I nick their purse."\r\n\r\nA Lidl spokesman said: "Finally snobs can come and experience our great deals. We now challenge Waitrose to hold Working Class Mondays so our customers have somewhere to shop when we turn them away."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Lidl introduces Middle Class Mondays', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'lidl-middle-class', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:28:16', '2018-01-29 14:28:16', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5786', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5788, 1, '2017-01-15 12:10:00', '2017-01-15 12:10:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-e1484482028826.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-1024x834.jpg" alt="Lidl to launch Middle Class Mondays" width="1024" height="834" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5787" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Lidl is launching Middle Class Mondays so well-to-do customers can take advantage of cheap shopping without having to meet any common people.</strong>\r\n\r\nMany snobby shoppers would like to try Lidl instead of Sainsbury or Waitrose - but can not cope with the thought of rubbing shoulders with the working class.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSo supermarket bosses will ban the great unwashed on Mondays, and allow only yummy mummies or men called Jeremy through the doors.\r\n\r\nOne middle class shopper from Suffolk said: "Lidl is supposed to be very good value for money, with some real quality, which is surprising because poor people don\'t appreciate nice things.\r\n\r\n"I have been wanting to try it for ages - they do nice wines and even lobster - but the thought of coming face-to-face with a large working class woman and her loud children fills me with horror.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\n"So Lidl\'s Middle Class Mondays is a great idea. I can shop without fear, and also common people won\'t feel inadequate by being in the same social space as me."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Lidl said: "Finally snobs can come and experience our great deals. We now challenge Waitrose to hold Working Class Mondays so our customers have somewhere to shop when we turn them away."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Lidl introduces Middle Class Mondays', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5786-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-15 12:10:00', '2017-01-15 12:10:00', '', 5786, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5786-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5791, 0, '2017-01-15 18:40:34', '2017-01-15 18:40:34', 'How about a story of a new type of lower priced shops (IE Poundland) solely for the Newmarket area where the horse racing fraternity are prevalent and where horses are always sold in Guineas, the name of the new chain of shops would be called Guinea World!!\r\n\r\nI must say The latest Lidl Monday for the Middle Classes has really stirred some emotions and I can\'t believe how so many people truly believe the story is real........  Ha Ha Ha.....\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Martin King\nAUTHOR EMAIL: gnik50@hotmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 95.145.160.122\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Martin King\n    [2_Email] =&gt; gnik50@hotmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; How about a story of a new type of lower priced shops (IE Poundland) solely for the Newmarket area where the horse racing fraternity are prevalent and where horses are always sold in Guineas, the name of the new chain of shops would be called Guinea World!!\r\n\r\nI must say The latest Lidl Monday for the Middle Classes has really stirred some emotions and I can\'t believe how so many people truly believe the story is real........  Ha Ha Ha.....\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; d95aef6736540b3a837d3163269de8e4\n)\n', 'Martin King - 2017-01-15 18:40:34', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'd95aef6736540b3a837d3163269de8e4', '', '', '2017-01-15 18:40:34', '2017-01-15 18:40:34', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5791', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5792, 1, '2017-01-17 10:32:04', '2017-01-17 10:32:04', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/silent-witness-lincoln-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/silent-witness-lincoln-ipswich.jpg" alt="Silent Witness scrapped for Lincoln Ipswich FA Cup match" width="618" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5793" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Fans of Holby City and Silent Witness have been saying how happy they are that their favourite programmes have been scrapped so the BBC can screen live FA Cup action of Lincoln City against Ipswich Town.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe titanic football match means the Beeb has cleared its normal Tuesday night schedule, and everyone is delighted.\r\n\r\nIn fact, many took to social media to reflect their excitement at watching 90 minutes of Mick McCarthy\'s Tractor Boys fight gallantly to avoid a cup banana skin at non-league Lincoln.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nKate said she was "foaming" at missing Silent Witness - a condition that might require a pathologist for herself.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i&#39;m foaming just found out its bloody Lincoln city vs Ipswich that&#39;s shafted silent witness to wed! wtf not even good teams ?<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SilentWitness?src=hash">#SilentWitness</a></p>&mdash; KATE (@ked1309) <a href="https://twitter.com/ked1309/status/821116249765806081">January 16, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nKevan Aitken clearly also thinks no one is too interested in two unfashionable football teams.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why oh why does <a href="https://twitter.com/BBC">@BBC</a> think that the country would rather watch Lincoln v Ipswich than Silent Witness?</p>&mdash; Kevan (@KevanAitken) <a href="https://twitter.com/KevanAitken/status/821122102300385280">January 16, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nHolby City fan Clare added...\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Holby city isn&#39;t on tonight ?. Football ⚽ is instead.</p>&mdash; Clare (@clare_sparkle) <a href="https://twitter.com/clare_sparkle/status/821270203271094273">January 17, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt took a Lincoln fan to come up with a ratings solution...\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/BBCHolbyCity">@BBCHolbyCity</a> it&#39;s ok, if <a href="https://twitter.com/LincolnCity_FC">@LincolnCity_FC</a> draw Holby City away in the 5th round you might get some ratings ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Impvasion?src=hash">#Impvasion</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FACup?src=hash">#FACup</a></p>&mdash; Alex Vamplew (@HeelVamplew) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeelVamplew/status/820352488813563905">January 14, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nMeanwhile, ITV is poised to lose a large chunk of its normal audience to the BBC - with Martin Clunes: Islands of Australia expected to be watched by nobody.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Holby and Silent Witness fans delighted about Ipswich match', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'holby-city-silent-witness-football', '', '', '2017-01-17 15:03:15', '2017-01-17 15:03:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5792', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5794, 1, '2017-01-17 10:32:04', '2017-01-17 10:32:04', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/silent-witness-lincoln-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/silent-witness-lincoln-ipswich.jpg" alt="Silent Witness scrapped for Lincoln Ipswich FA Cup match" width="618" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5793" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Fans of Holby City and Silent Witness have been saying how happy they are that their favourite programmes have been scrapped so the BBC can screen live FA Cup action of Lincoln City against Ipswich Town.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe titanic football match means the Beeb has cleared its normal Tuesday night schedule, and everyone is delighted.\r\n\r\nIn fact, many took to social media to reflect their excitement at watching 90 minutes of Mick McCarthy\'s Tractor Boys fight gallantly to avoid a cup banana skin at non-league Lincoln.\r\n\r\nKate said she was "foaming" at missing Silent Witness - a condition that might require a pathologist for herself.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i&#39;m foaming just found out its bloody Lincoln city vs Ipswich that&#39;s shafted silent witness to wed! wtf not even good teams ?<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SilentWitness?src=hash">#SilentWitness</a></p>&mdash; KATE (@ked1309) <a href="https://twitter.com/ked1309/status/821116249765806081">January 16, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nKevan Aitken clearly also thinks no one is too interested in two unfashionable football teams.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why oh why does <a href="https://twitter.com/BBC">@BBC</a> think that the country would rather watch Lincoln v Ipswich than Silent Witness?</p>&mdash; Kevan (@KevanAitken) <a href="https://twitter.com/KevanAitken/status/821122102300385280">January 16, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nHolby City fan Clare added...\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Holby city isn&#39;t on tonight ?. Football ⚽ is instead.</p>&mdash; Clare (@clare_sparkle) <a href="https://twitter.com/clare_sparkle/status/821270203271094273">January 17, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt took a Lincoln fan to come up with a ratings solution...\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/BBCHolbyCity">@BBCHolbyCity</a> it&#39;s ok, if <a href="https://twitter.com/LincolnCity_FC">@LincolnCity_FC</a> draw Holby City away in the 5th round you might get some ratings ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Impvasion?src=hash">#Impvasion</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FACup?src=hash">#FACup</a></p>&mdash; Alex Vamplew (@HeelVamplew) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeelVamplew/status/820352488813563905">January 14, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, ITV are expecting to lose a large chunk of their normal audience to the BBC - with Martin Clunes: Islands of Australia expected to be watched by nobody.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Holby and Silent Witness fans delighted about Ipswich match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5792-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-17 10:32:04', '2017-01-17 10:32:04', '', 5792, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5792-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5795, 1, '2017-01-17 13:03:59', '2017-01-17 13:03:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/silent-witness-lincoln-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/silent-witness-lincoln-ipswich.jpg" alt="Silent Witness scrapped for Lincoln Ipswich FA Cup match" width="618" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5793" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Fans of Holby City and Silent Witness have been saying how happy they are that their favourite programmes have been scrapped so the BBC can screen live FA Cup action of Lincoln City against Ipswich Town.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe titanic football match means the Beeb has cleared its normal Tuesday night schedule, and everyone is delighted.\r\n\r\nIn fact, many took to social media to reflect their excitement at watching 90 minutes of Mick McCarthy\'s Tractor Boys fight gallantly to avoid a cup banana skin at non-league Lincoln.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nKate said she was "foaming" at missing Silent Witness - a condition that might require a pathologist for herself.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i&#39;m foaming just found out its bloody Lincoln city vs Ipswich that&#39;s shafted silent witness to wed! wtf not even good teams ?<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SilentWitness?src=hash">#SilentWitness</a></p>&mdash; KATE (@ked1309) <a href="https://twitter.com/ked1309/status/821116249765806081">January 16, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nKevan Aitken clearly also thinks no one is too interested in two unfashionable football teams.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why oh why does <a href="https://twitter.com/BBC">@BBC</a> think that the country would rather watch Lincoln v Ipswich than Silent Witness?</p>&mdash; Kevan (@KevanAitken) <a href="https://twitter.com/KevanAitken/status/821122102300385280">January 16, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nHolby City fan Clare added...\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Holby city isn&#39;t on tonight ?. Football ⚽ is instead.</p>&mdash; Clare (@clare_sparkle) <a href="https://twitter.com/clare_sparkle/status/821270203271094273">January 17, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt took a Lincoln fan to come up with a ratings solution...\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/BBCHolbyCity">@BBCHolbyCity</a> it&#39;s ok, if <a href="https://twitter.com/LincolnCity_FC">@LincolnCity_FC</a> draw Holby City away in the 5th round you might get some ratings ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Impvasion?src=hash">#Impvasion</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FACup?src=hash">#FACup</a></p>&mdash; Alex Vamplew (@HeelVamplew) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeelVamplew/status/820352488813563905">January 14, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nMeanwhile, ITV are expecting to lose a large chunk of their normal audience to the BBC - with Martin Clunes: Islands of Australia expected to be watched by nobody.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Holby and Silent Witness fans delighted about Ipswich match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5792-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-17 13:03:59', '2017-01-17 13:03:59', '', 5792, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5792-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5796, 1, '2017-01-17 13:05:07', '2017-01-17 13:05:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/silent-witness-lincoln-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/silent-witness-lincoln-ipswich.jpg" alt="Silent Witness scrapped for Lincoln Ipswich FA Cup match" width="618" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5793" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Fans of Holby City and Silent Witness have been saying how happy they are that their favourite programmes have been scrapped so the BBC can screen live FA Cup action of Lincoln City against Ipswich Town.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe titanic football match means the Beeb has cleared its normal Tuesday night schedule, and everyone is delighted.\r\n\r\nIn fact, many took to social media to reflect their excitement at watching 90 minutes of Mick McCarthy\'s Tractor Boys fight gallantly to avoid a cup banana skin at non-league Lincoln.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nKate said she was "foaming" at missing Silent Witness - a condition that might require a pathologist for herself.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i&#39;m foaming just found out its bloody Lincoln city vs Ipswich that&#39;s shafted silent witness to wed! wtf not even good teams ?<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SilentWitness?src=hash">#SilentWitness</a></p>&mdash; KATE (@ked1309) <a href="https://twitter.com/ked1309/status/821116249765806081">January 16, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nKevan Aitken clearly also thinks no one is too interested in two unfashionable football teams.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why oh why does <a href="https://twitter.com/BBC">@BBC</a> think that the country would rather watch Lincoln v Ipswich than Silent Witness?</p>&mdash; Kevan (@KevanAitken) <a href="https://twitter.com/KevanAitken/status/821122102300385280">January 16, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\nHolby City fan Clare added...\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Holby city isn&#39;t on tonight ?. Football ⚽ is instead.</p>&mdash; Clare (@clare_sparkle) <a href="https://twitter.com/clare_sparkle/status/821270203271094273">January 17, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt took a Lincoln fan to come up with a ratings solution...\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/BBCHolbyCity">@BBCHolbyCity</a> it&#39;s ok, if <a href="https://twitter.com/LincolnCity_FC">@LincolnCity_FC</a> draw Holby City away in the 5th round you might get some ratings ? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Impvasion?src=hash">#Impvasion</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FACup?src=hash">#FACup</a></p>&mdash; Alex Vamplew (@HeelVamplew) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeelVamplew/status/820352488813563905">January 14, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nMeanwhile, ITV is poised to lose a large chunk of its normal audience to the BBC - with Martin Clunes: Islands of Australia expected to be watched by nobody.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Holby and Silent Witness fans delighted about Ipswich match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5792-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-17 13:05:07', '2017-01-17 13:05:07', '', 5792, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5792-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5797, 1, '2017-01-17 13:07:14', '2017-01-17 13:07:14', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow-1024x680.jpg" alt="Snow in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk" width="1024" height="680" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5735" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Weather Desk\r\n\r\nSuffolk will grind to a halt tomorrow as up to three millimetres of snow is expected to blanket the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nTraffic will come to a standstill, schools across the region will close on Friday, and shops will sell out of milk and bread.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe entirely unexpected wintry weather has not been seen since as long ago as last winter, leaving many unprepared for the chaos that will sweep in with the blizzards, which could cause snow drifts of up to three centimetres.\r\n\r\nA Met Office spokesman said: "As is quite common in January it will turn slightly chilly. In which case, rain might fall as a bit of snow."\r\n\r\nThe warning sent shock waves through Suffolk. Mum of three Karen Willis, from Woodbridge said: "This will cause major problems. It must be global warming or something to do with the Russians."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nPolice are advising motorists to leave home earlier than normal to prepare for delays. "We suggest leaving home two days early," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<i>(Bury St Edmunds photo by Martin Pettitt, reproduced under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/legalcode">Creative Commons License</a>)</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bit of snow to paralyse Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5734-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-17 13:07:14', '2017-01-17 13:07:14', '', 5734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5734-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5798, 1, '2017-01-17 13:08:22', '2017-01-17 13:08:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/robbie-williams-hand-sanitiser.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/robbie-williams-hand-sanitiser.jpg" alt="Robbie Williams hand gel" width="615" height="615" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5631" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating after Robbie Williams got 2017 off to the worst possible start by murdering all of his own songs before dying on stage.</b>\r\n\r\nThe former Take That showman tried to take no chances with his health by using sanitiser gel after shaking hands with a number of plebs in the audience.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut he then went on to destroy his back catalogue in a "special" live BBC performance, <i>Robbie Rocks Big Ben</i> - ensuring he became the first celebrity victim of 2017.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Scotland Yard said: "We are investigating the mass murder of some songs at the Westminster Central Hall early this morning.\r\n\r\n"A 42-year-old man from Stoke is helping us with our enquiries."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nA Suffolk fan wailed on Facebook: "I can\'t believe he has gone. 2017 can do one already; it\'s the worst year ever. Robbie really is with the Angels now."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Robbie Williams is first celebrity death of 2017', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5630-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-17 13:08:22', '2017-01-17 13:08:22', '', 5630, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5630-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5799, 1, '2017-01-17 13:35:22', '2017-01-17 13:35:22', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</b>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Shark attack: Christopher Mills\' mauled board on Felixstowe beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society said: "Our team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n* EDIT: It later emerged that the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Felixstowe mayor and police chief</a> had clashed over the shark reports.\r\n\r\n** EDIT EDIT: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">Local fisherman hired to catch and kill the shark</a>.\r\n\r\n*** EDIT EDIT EDIT: The shark was killed, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it did not end well for the fisherman</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-17 13:35:22', '2017-01-17 13:35:22', '', 5467, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5800, 1, '2017-01-17 14:35:34', '2017-01-17 14:35:34', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nHe\'s portrayed by Hollywood as a muscle-bound superhero and idolised by millions of fans worldwide, but we can reveal the original Batman was a fat old bloke with a bushy beard.</b>\r\n\r\nUntil now it was assumed Batman was a fictional creation for DC Comics in 1939 who went on to star in a 1960s television series before launching the cult film franchise in 1989.\r\n\r\nBut a Suffolk Gazette investigation has discovered the inspiration for the character was the true story of Bill Smith, who moved from Suffolk in England to America in 1870 and settled in New York where he worked in a butcher\'s shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWe researched historical records in East Anglia and the US to piece together the remarkable story of how Mr Smith turned vigilante after his shop was repeatedly targeted by shoplifters.\r\n\r\nMunicipal archives show Mr Smith was first indicted in 1878 for catching and punching a thief who had run out of the shop with a leg of lamb over his shoulder.\r\n\r\nMr Smith, then aged 43, was set free by the sympathetic judge, who was no doubt fed up with the never-ending list of petty criminals being hauled up before him.\r\n\r\nThe episode inspired Mr Smith who, according to parish records, had left Dallinghoo in Suffolk where he worked as a farm labourer to board a liner from Liverpool to New York to seek a better life.\r\n\r\nSpurred on by a one-paragraph report of his court appearance in the New-York Tribune, he went on to tackle more thieves and soon gained notoriety as a vigilante.\r\n\r\nIt took four more years for him to adopt his famous head mask - to make him look like a bat and to hide his real identity. He then patrolled his neighbourhood by night looking for baddies.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman-259x300.jpg" alt="Original Batman" width="259" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5444" /></a><i>Bill Smith from Suffolk - the original Batman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExtracts from a journal, written by an associate known only as Robin in 1892, included the exclusive photograph we are publishing above for the first time today.\r\n\r\nThe journal discloses: "Everyone locally has heard of this Batman. He walks the streets at night and the gangsters, the thieves, the drunkard vagrants all keep their distance."\r\n\r\nIt adds: "He is the vengeance. He is the night. He is Batman."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nBut that is where the original Batman trail goes cold, with the only remaining documents about Mr Smith being his death certificate. We pulled a copy from the central records office in New York, which states he died of hypothermia after being out alone on a freezing night in February 1896, aged 66.\r\n\r\nIt is now certain the creators of the Batman character for DC Comics - Rob Kane and Bill Finger - based him on the local legend of Mr Smith.\r\n\r\nAnd so, as you watch yet another Batman movie with your family, you can now recount how Batman was, in fact, a farm labourer from Suffolk, England.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Original Batman was fat old bloke with beard', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5443-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-17 14:35:34', '2017-01-17 14:35:34', '', 5443, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5443-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5801, 1, '2017-01-17 14:59:58', '2017-01-17 14:59:58', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Farmer_plowing_in_Fahrenwalde_Mecklenburg-Vorpommern_Germany-e1484664627108.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Farmer_plowing_in_Fahrenwalde_Mecklenburg-Vorpommern_Germany-1024x768.jpg" alt="Newfangled plough tested in Norfolk" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5802" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA newfangled piece of equipment called a plough is being tested on a Norfolk farm for the first time, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe strange-looking hi-tech tool (<em>pictured above</em>) is unlike anything seen in Norfolk before, and is expected to revolutionise the county\'s farming industry.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSome locals believe that once most farmers get their hands on the contraption, which can be pulled along by one or two horses, food production will be cheaper and more efficient.\r\n\r\nMr Bubba Spuckler, who farms turnips with his sister and their eight children near Downham Market, said: "When I first saw it I was very sceptical. We don\'t trust all this new stuff around here. But this thing thing does seem to turn over the earth quite nicely.\r\n\r\n"If I save up to buy one, I\'ll have to get my sister to pull it around the field because I can not afford a horse as well."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nThe news comes just months after we revealed an archeological dig had proved <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">metal tools were used in Norfolk as long ago as 1946</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Newfangled bit of equipment tested on Norfolk farm', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'newfangled-farm-equipment', '', '', '2017-01-18 09:45:21', '2017-01-18 09:45:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5801', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5803, 1, '2017-01-17 14:59:58', '2017-01-17 14:59:58', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Farmer_plowing_in_Fahrenwalde_Mecklenburg-Vorpommern_Germany-e1484664627108.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Farmer_plowing_in_Fahrenwalde_Mecklenburg-Vorpommern_Germany-1024x768.jpg" alt="Newfangled plough tested in Norfolk" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5802" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA newfangled piece of equipment called a plough is being tested on a Norfolk farm for the first time, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe strange-looking hi-tech tool (<em>pictured above</em>) is unlike anything seen in Norfolk before, and is expected to revolutionise the county\'s farming industry.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSome locals believe that once most farmers get their hands on the contraption, which can be pulled along by one or two horses, food production will be cheaper and more efficient.\r\n\r\nMr Bubba Spuckler, who farms turnips with his sister and their eight children near Downham Market, said: "When I first saw it I was very sceptical. We don\'t trust all this new stuff around here. But this thing thing does seem to turn over the earth quite nicely.\r\n\r\n"If I save up to buy one, I\'ll have to get my sister to pull it around the field because I can not afford a horse as well."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nThe news comes just months after we revealed an archeological dig had proved <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">metal tools were used in Norfolk as long ago as 1946</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Newfangled bit of equipment tested on Norfolk farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5801-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-17 14:59:58', '2017-01-17 14:59:58', '', 5801, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5801-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5806, 0, '2017-01-18 05:41:08', '2017-01-18 05:41:08', 'Hi Simon, I\'m sure you\'ve got something lined up related to last night\'s football? How about \'Ipswich maintain their record of getting knocked out of the FA cup every year since 1978 (not quite as good a record as Norwich)\'\r\nJust an idea for you,\r\nIan\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Ian\nAUTHOR EMAIL: ian.day38@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 92.29.125.14\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Ian\n    [2_Email] =&gt; ian.day38@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi Simon, I\'m sure you\'ve got something lined up related to last night\'s football? How about \'Ipswich maintain their record of getting knocked out of the FA cup every year since 1978 (not quite as good a record as Norwich)\'\r\nJust an idea for you,\r\nIan \n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 1c374708ebad3227019b178c9f87425a\n)\n', 'Ian - 2017-01-18 05:41:08', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1c374708ebad3227019b178c9f87425a', '', '', '2017-01-18 05:41:08', '2017-01-18 05:41:08', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5806', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5807, 1, '2017-01-18 09:34:54', '2017-01-18 09:34:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown-1024x623.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="1024" height="623" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5756" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gutless Ipswich Town can now concentrate on relegation after being embarrassingly dumped out of the FA Cup by non-league Lincoln City.</strong>\r\n\r\nMick McCarthy\'s team were spineless and could not string two passes together all night, allowing an overweight Lincoln bloke with a comb-over to bully and outplay them on the pitch.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe shocking 1-0 defeat - widely predicted by this newspaper - means Ipswich can now concentrate on getting relegated from the Championship for the first time in their record-breaking 15-year stay.\r\n\r\nLast weekend\'s shock win against Blackburn put an unlikely ten points between Ipswich and the drop zone - but now the distraction of the Cup is over, that gap will soon close.\r\n\r\nA member of McCarthy\'s backroom staff said: "Mick hates the Cup - it gets in the way of insipid League performances inspired by the manager being unable to motivate the team. Now we can concentrate properly on our relegation battle."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nFans are furious. One said: "We played 5-3-2 against a non-league team, and two of the midfielders were defensive, meaning 7 of our 10 outfield players would not recognise an attacking move if it slapped them in the face.\r\n\r\n"We have now lost in the 3rd round every year since 2010 - so at least we\'re showing some consistency."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich to concentrate on relegation after FA Cup humiliation', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-concentrate-relegation', '', '', '2017-01-19 09:28:52', '2017-01-19 09:28:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5807', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5808, 1, '2017-01-18 09:33:50', '2017-01-18 09:33:50', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown-1024x623.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="1024" height="623" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5756" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gutless Ipswich Town can now concentrate on relegation after being embarrassingly dumped out of the FA Cup by non-league Lincoln City.</strong>\r\n\r\nMick McCarthy\'s team were spineless and could not string two passes together all night, allowing an overweight Lincoln bloke with a comb-over to bully and outplay them on the pitch.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe shocking 1-0 defeat - widely predicted by this newspaper - means Ipswich can now concentrate on getting relegated from the Championship for the first time in their record-breaking 15-year stay.\r\n\r\nLast weekend\'s shock win against Blackburn put an unlikely ten points between Ipswich and the drop zone - but now the distraction of the Cup is over, that gap will soon close.\r\n\r\nA member of McCarthy\'s backroom staff said: "Mick hates the Cup - it gets in the way of insipid League performances inspired by the manager being unable to motivate the team. Now we can concentrate properly on our relegation battle."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nFans are furious. One said: "We played 5-3-2 against a non-league team, and two of the midfielders were defensive, meaning 7 of our 10 outfield players would not recognise an attacking move if it slapped them in the face.\r\n\r\n"We have now lost in the 3rd round every year since 2010 - so at least we\'re showing some consistency."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich to concentrate on relegation after FA Cup humiliation', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5807-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-18 09:33:50', '2017-01-18 09:33:50', '', 5807, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5807-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5809, 1, '2017-01-18 15:08:47', '2017-01-18 15:08:47', 'This rousing exhibition recalls the joyous days when Ipswich Town were able to win an FA Cup match. Not seen since way back in 2010, take a trip down memory lane and relive a cup victory.\r\n\r\nTickets free.', 'Cup Match Fever', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cup-match-fever', '', '', '2017-01-18 15:08:47', '2017-01-18 15:08:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=ajde_events&#038;p=5809', 0, 'ajde_events', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5811, 1, '2017-01-19 09:21:26', '2017-01-19 09:21:26', '<strong>Britain\'s homeless were saddened today by news that a courgette crisis is sweeping the country.</strong>\r\n\r\nPoor weather has affected the harvest of the tasty green veg across Southern Europe - and experts warn aubergines could be hit next.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe awful news spread across social media this morning, and now the country\'s homeless have joined the discussion.\r\n\r\nWarren Smith, 36, a homeless man in Suffolk, said: "This really is awful. The idea that some middle-class family can not get hold of courgettes is heartbreaking."\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his freezing shop doorway while being forced to beg for change to buy something to eat, he added: "I dare not even think what it would be like for Waitrose shoppers if aubergines are next."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg" alt="Courgette shortage" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5813" /></a><i>Pricey: UK shoppers aghast at courgette supply horror</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nRetail experts said the price of courgettes had quadrupled, making life particularly hard for middle-class shoppers across Britain.\r\n\r\nOne man, Jordan Williams, 27, said: "I like to eat healthily between visits to the gym and barbers, and don\'t know how I will cope without courgettes."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Britain\'s homeless saddened by courgette shortage', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'courgette-shortage', '', '', '2017-01-19 13:44:57', '2017-01-19 13:44:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5811', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5814, 1, '2017-01-19 09:21:26', '2017-01-19 09:21:26', '<strong>Britain\'s homeless were saddened today by news that a courgette crisis is sweeping the country.</strong>\r\n\r\nPoor weather has affected the harvest of the tasty green veg across Southern Europe - and experts warn aubergines could be hit next.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe awful news spread across social media this morning, and now the country\'s homeless have joined the discussion.\r\n\r\nWarren Smith, 36, a homeless man in Suffolk, said: "This really is awful. The idea that some middle-class family can not get hold of courgettes is heartbreaking."\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his freezing shop doorway while being forced to beg for change to buy something to eat, he added: "I dare not even think what it would be like for Waitrose shoppers if aubergines are next."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nRetail experts said the price of courgettes had quadrupled, making life particularly hard for middle-class shoppers across Britain.\r\n\r\nOne man, Jordan Williams, 27, said: "I like to eat healthily between visits to the gym and barbers, and don\'t know how I will cope without courgettes."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Britain\'s homeless saddened by courgette shortage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5811-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-19 09:21:26', '2017-01-19 09:21:26', '', 5811, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5811-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5815, 1, '2017-01-19 09:25:56', '2017-01-19 09:25:56', '<strong>Britain\'s homeless were saddened today by news that a courgette crisis is sweeping the country.</strong>\n\nPoor weather has affected the harvest of the tasty green veg across Southern Europe - and experts warn aubergines could be hit next.\n\n\n<br>\nThe awful news spread across social media this morning, and now the country\'s homeless have joined the discussion.\n\nWarren Smith, 36, a homeless man in Suffolk, said: "This really is awful. The idea that some middle-class family can not get hold of courgettes is heartbreaking."\n\nSpeaking from his freezing shop doorway while being forced to beg for change to buy something to eat, he added: "I dare not even think what it would be like for Waitrose shoppers if aubergines are next."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg" alt="Courgette shortage" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5813" /></a><i>Pricey: UK shoppers aghast at courgette supply horror</i></center<br><br>\n\n[AdSense-B]\n<br>\nRetail experts said the price of courgettes had quadrupled, making life particularly hard for middle-class shoppers across Britain.\n\nOne man, Jordan Williams, 27, said: "I like to eat healthily between visits to the gym and barbers, and don\'t know how I will cope without courgettes."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Britain\'s homeless saddened by courgette shortage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5811-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-01-19 09:25:56', '2017-01-19 09:25:56', '', 5811, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5811-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5816, 1, '2017-01-19 09:25:46', '2017-01-19 09:25:46', '<strong>Britain\'s homeless were saddened today by news that a courgette crisis is sweeping the country.</strong>\r\n\r\nPoor weather has affected the harvest of the tasty green veg across Southern Europe - and experts warn aubergines could be hit next.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe awful news spread across social media this morning, and now the country\'s homeless have joined the discussion.\r\n\r\nWarren Smith, 36, a homeless man in Suffolk, said: "This really is awful. The idea that some middle-class family can not get hold of courgettes is heartbreaking."\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his freezing shop doorway while being forced to beg for change to buy something to eat, he added: "I dare not even think what it would be like for Waitrose shoppers if aubergines are next."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg" alt="Courgette shortage" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5813" /></a><i>Pricey: UK shoppers aghast at courgette supply horror</i></center<br><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nRetail experts said the price of courgettes had quadrupled, making life particularly hard for middle-class shoppers across Britain.\r\n\r\nOne man, Jordan Williams, 27, said: "I like to eat healthily between visits to the gym and barbers, and don\'t know how I will cope without courgettes."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Britain\'s homeless saddened by courgette shortage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5811-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-19 09:25:46', '2017-01-19 09:25:46', '', 5811, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5811-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5817, 1, '2017-01-19 09:26:36', '2017-01-19 09:26:36', '<strong>Britain\'s homeless were saddened today by news that a courgette crisis is sweeping the country.</strong>\r\n\r\nPoor weather has affected the harvest of the tasty green veg across Southern Europe - and experts warn aubergines could be hit next.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe awful news spread across social media this morning, and now the country\'s homeless have joined the discussion.\r\n\r\nWarren Smith, 36, a homeless man in Suffolk, said: "This really is awful. The idea that some middle-class family can not get hold of courgettes is heartbreaking."\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his freezing shop doorway while being forced to beg for change to buy something to eat, he added: "I dare not even think what it would be like for Waitrose shoppers if aubergines are next."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg" alt="Courgette shortage" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5813" /></a><i>Pricey: UK shoppers aghast at courgette supply horror</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nRetail experts said the price of courgettes had quadrupled, making life particularly hard for middle-class shoppers across Britain.\r\n\r\nOne man, Jordan Williams, 27, said: "I like to eat healthily between visits to the gym and barbers, and don\'t know how I will cope without courgettes."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Britain\'s homeless saddened by courgette shortage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5811-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-19 09:26:36', '2017-01-19 09:26:36', '', 5811, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5811-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5818, 0, '2017-01-19 09:58:21', '2017-01-19 09:58:21', 'I was sort of anticipating your big "ITFC transfer shock" story. 16 new players signed today, for £100k each in a £1.6m transfer coup. There will be no problem bedding in the new players as they have all joined from Lincoln City (etc etc)\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Tim Edwards\nAUTHOR EMAIL: altpib@btinternet.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 213.205.251.102\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Tim Edwards\n    [2_Email] =&gt; altpib@btinternet.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; I was sort of anticipating your big "ITFC transfer shock" story. 16 new players signed today, for £100k each in a £1.6m transfer coup. There will be no problem bedding in the new players as they have all joined from Lincoln City (etc etc)\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 4cffd1b7692535a52c3b8d227aa876f8\n)\n', 'Tim Edwards - 2017-01-19 09:58:21', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4cffd1b7692535a52c3b8d227aa876f8', '', '', '2017-01-19 09:58:21', '2017-01-19 09:58:21', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5818', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5819, 1, '2017-01-19 13:42:59', '2017-01-19 13:42:59', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe latest dispatch from the Suffolk Liberation Front reveals an incursion into Lincoln as well as a temporary evacuation of Great Yarmouth. In business news, there is talk of an unusual trade deal with China. And, as standard, there are veiled threats to the Suffolk Gazette Editor to publish this dispatch... or face the consequences.</strong>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSir,\r\nFirst of all a thank you for publishing our regular news updates - it prevents us from having to visit The Greyhound and asking you why you\'re not printing them. We might also take you to the frontline after visiting your palatial home to check for any Norfolk fighters or sympathisers, which would mean taking your home down brick by brick and leaving it in a pile of rubble. By  printing our updates you continue to prevent this. For now.\r\n\r\nApologies for the late news update but here is the news from the Suffolk Liberation Front.\r\n\r\nDuring last weekend\'s storms we withdrew our forces from Great Yarmouth (to safeguard them) and left the Norfolk residents to their own fate; this created such a power vacuum in the town that the British Army had to be rushed in to stop the peasants looting what little they had left, and burning their own hovels. We took the town back from a grateful British Army, who begged us never to withdraw from the town again. The official line was the army were there to help with the floods.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-slf-e1484833047721.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-slf-1024x768.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Front in Lincoln" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5820" /></a><i>A proud member of the Suffolk Liberation Front in Lincoln</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWe also sent a significant part of our force to Lincoln on Tuesday to ensure the safety of the brave football supporters who went there to take on a gang of fishmongers, butchers and Lincolnshire peasants. We took Lincoln without firing a shot, and are continuing to loot the city before returning home victorious. There were some rumblings about a cup, so the SLF has ordered the destruction of any cups or mugs found there.\r\n\r\nWe continue to advance into Norfolk. Only last Sunday a brave group of the SLF drove towards Norwich and turned into a dark country lane off the A140, and went for miles into the countryside to a SLF safe house where we discussed tactics and further incursion with our agents there. The stage is set and we intend on moving north and west so as to encircle Norwich further. We don\'t encounter much resistance from the pitchforks as we have new weapons now for reasons that will become apparent.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nBy far the biggest news is that we are currently negotiating directly with the Chinese government. We are asking for investment funds and fighters from them, so far they have armed us with a lot of weapons, vehicles and artillery, in return we are offering them slaves from Norfolk to work in their sweatshops and also the chance to operate slave camps, factories and sweatshops in Norfolk once we have invaded, bypassing the pesky Chinese anti-pollution laws which they have. It looks like we have a deal, the Chinese version of the tactical nuclear warhead will be very useful for taking down Kings Lynn.\r\n\r\nWe have a also found nuclear weapons left by the Americans in an underground bunker in Rendlesham Forest, which we have tested against Sheringham and found to be still quite lethal, so we hope Norfolk will capitulate quickly and that we can all <del datetime="2017-01-19T13:15:55+00:00">retire to the Carribean</del> go to a training base with you, The Editor, where we can administrate an independent Suffolk via Skype.\r\n\r\nWe are united, we are Suffolk.\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\n\r\nSuffolk Liberation Front\r\nCommanding Officer\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front celebrates Chinese deal by taking Lincoln', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'chinese-deal', '', '', '2017-01-19 17:02:25', '2017-01-19 17:02:25', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5819', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5821, 1, '2017-01-19 13:42:59', '2017-01-19 13:42:59', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe latest dispatch from the Suffolk Liberation Front reveals an incursion into Lincoln as well as a temporary evacuation of Great Yarmouth. In business news, there is talk of an unusual trade deal with China. And, as standard, there are veiled threats to the Suffolk Gazette Editor to publish this dispatch... or face the consequences.</strong>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSir,\r\nFirst of all a thank you for publishing our regular news updates - it prevents us from having to visit The Greyhound and asking you why you\'re not printing them. We might also take you to the frontline after visiting your palatial home to check for any Norfolk fighters or sympathisers, which would mean taking your home down brick by brick and leaving it in a pile of rubble. By  printing our updates you continue to prevent this. For now.\r\n\r\nApologies for the late news update but here is the news from the Suffolk Liberation Front.\r\n\r\nDuring last weekend\'s storms we withdrew our forces from Great Yarmouth (to safeguard them) and left the Norfolk residents to their own fate; this created such a power vacuum in the town that the British Army had to be rushed in to stop the peasants looting what little they had left, and burning their own hovels. We took the town back from a grateful British Army, who begged us never to withdraw from the town again. The official line was the army were there to help with the floods.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-slf-e1484833047721.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-slf-1024x768.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Front in Lincoln" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5820" /></a><i>A proud member of the Suffolk Liberation Front in Lincoln</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWe also sent a significant part of our force to Lincoln on Tuesday to ensure the safety of the brave football supporters who went there to take on a gang of fishmongers, butchers and Lincolnshire peasants. We took Lincoln without firing a shot, and are continuing to loot the city before returning home victorious. There were some rumblings about a cup, so the SLF has ordered the destruction of any cups or mugs found there.\r\n\r\nWe continue to advance into Norfolk. Only last Sunday a brave group of the SLF drove towards Norwich and turned into a dark country lane off the A140, and went for miles into the countryside to a SLF safe house where we discussed tactics and further incursion with our agents there. The stage is set and we intend on moving north and west so as to encircle Norwich further. We don\'t encounter much resistance from the pitchforks as we have new weapons now for reasons that will become apparent.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nBy far the biggest news is that we are currently negotiating directly with the Chinese government. We are asking for investment funds and fighters from them, so far they have armed us with a lot of weapons, vehicles and artillery, in return we are offering them slaves from Norfolk to work in their sweatshops and also the chance to operate slave camps, factories and sweatshops in Norfolk once we have invaded, bypassing the pesky Chinese anti-pollution laws which they have. It looks like we have a deal, the Chinese version of the tactical nuclear warhead will be very useful for taking down Kings Lynn.\r\n\r\nWe have a also found nuclear weapons left by the Americans in an underground bunker in Rendlesham Forest, which we have tested against Sheringham and found to be still quite lethal, so we hope Norfolk will capitulate quickly and that we can all <del datetime="2017-01-19T13:15:55+00:00">retire to the Carribean</del> go to a training base with you, The Editor, where we can administrate an independent Suffolk via Skype.\r\n\r\nWe are united, we are Suffolk.\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\n\r\nSuffolk Liberation Front\r\nCommanding Officer\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front celebrates Chinese deal by taking Lincoln', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5819-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-19 13:42:59', '2017-01-19 13:42:59', '', 5819, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5819-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5822, 1, '2017-01-19 17:00:56', '2017-01-19 17:00:56', '<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Football Staff\r\n\r\nStruggling Ipswich Town have delighted their long-suffering fans by snapping up ELEVEN players in just one day - with 12 days of the of the transfer window remaining.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Tractor Boys paid £100,000 for every one of Lincoln\'s players, who include forwards, midfielders, defenders and a goalkeeper, in a clinical swoop worth a total of £1.1 million.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nUnder-fire club owner Marcus Evans dug deep to splash the cash and raise morale following this week\'s humiliating FA Cup replay defeat at non-league Lincoln.\r\n\r\nA club spokesman dismissed fears that buying so many players at once could unsettle team spirit.\r\n\r\n"Nonsense," he said. "They have all been bought from the same team so they know each other well. They are better than us, man for man, and will all go straight into the team that travels to Huddersfield this Saturday."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nThe spokesman explained Ipswich had watched the Lincoln team closely twice in recent weeks, and felt it was easier to buy the whole lot of them and simply get them to play for Ipswich instead.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town set transfer window alight by buying entire Lincoln team', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'lincoln-players-ipswich', '', '', '2017-01-20 14:44:45', '2017-01-20 14:44:45', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5822', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5824, 1, '2017-01-19 16:58:02', '2017-01-19 16:58:02', '<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Football Staff\r\n\r\nStruggling Ipswich Town have delighted their long-suffering fans by snapping up ELEVEN players in just one day - with 12 days of the of the transfer window remaining.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Tractor Boys paid £100,000 for every one of Lincoln\'s players, who include forwards, midfielders, defenders and a goalkeeper, in a clinical swoop worth a total of £1.1 million.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nUnder-fire club owner Marcus Evans dug deep to splash the cash and raise morale following this week\'s humiliating FA Cup replay defeat at non-league Lincoln.\r\n\r\nA club spokesman dismissed fears that buying so many players at once could unsettle team spirit.\r\n\r\n"Nonsense," he said. "They have all been bought from the same team so they know each other well. They are better than us, man for man, and will all go straight into the team that travels to Huddersfield this Saturday."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nThe spokesman explained Ipswich had watched the Lincoln team closely twice in recent weeks, and felt it was easier to buy the whole lot of them and simply get them to play for Ipswich instead.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town set transfer window alight by buying entire Lincoln team', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5822-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-19 16:58:02', '2017-01-19 16:58:02', '', 5822, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5822-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5826, 1, '2017-01-20 14:43:59', '2017-01-20 14:43:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/marry-goat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/marry-goat.jpg" alt="Suffolk man married his goat" width="600" height="456" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5827" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man was forced to marry his goat after admitting he had special feelings for it.</strong>\r\n\r\nUnder an ancient bylaw in the rural parish of Little Brimmer, village elders ruled the man had to make an honest goat of his favourite pet.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThere was a special ceremony at the village church, where The Rev Evan Elpuss wished the happy couple a long and fulfilling life together.\r\n\r\nThe man - named locally as Billy Kidd - whisked his new bride away for a pampered honeymoon break at Easton Farm Park, near Framlingham, but refused requests from this newspaper for an interview.\r\n\r\nHowever, one member of the wedding congregation managed to sneak a picture of the bride, which we reproduce at the top of this page.\r\n\r\n"It was an unusual ceremony," he said. "Local laws dating back hundreds of years say that if a man expresses fondness for an animal he must marry it. But as far as I know, this is the first time the law has been enacted in generations."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nParish council chairman George Mainwairing refused to comment. But in a written statement, the parish clerk wrote: "This may seem unusual for many, but in rural parts of England we still maintain some quaint traditions.\r\n\r\n"We ask that you give everybody some privacy. This is not some kind of zoo."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk man forced to marry his goat', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'man-marry-goat', '', '', '2017-01-31 16:09:07', '2017-01-31 16:09:07', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5826', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5828, 1, '2017-01-20 14:43:59', '2017-01-20 14:43:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/marry-goat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/marry-goat.jpg" alt="Suffolk man married his goat" width="600" height="456" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5827" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man was forced to marry his goat after admitting he had special feelings for it.</strong>\r\n\r\nUnder an ancient bylaw in the rural parish of Little Brimmer, village elders ruled the man had to make an honest goat of his favourite pet.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThere was a special ceremony at the village church, where The Rev Evan Elpuss wished the happy couple a long and fulfilling life together.\r\n\r\nThe man - named locally as Billy Kidd - whisked his new bride away for a pampered honeymoon break at Easton Farm Park, near Framlingham, but refused requests from this newspaper for an interview.\r\n\r\nHowever, one member of the wedding congregation managed to sneak a picture of the bride, which we reproduce at the top of this page.\r\n\r\n"It was an unusual ceremony," he said. "Local laws dating back hundreds of years say that if a man expresses fondness for an animal he must marry it. But as far as I know, this is the first time the law has been enacted in generations."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nParish council chairman George Mainwairing refused to comment. But in a written statement, the parish clerk wrote: "This may seem unusual for many, but in rural parts of England we still maintain some quaint traditions.\r\n\r\n"We ask that you give everybody some privacy. This is not some kind of zoo."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk man forced to marry his goat', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5826-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-20 14:43:59', '2017-01-20 14:43:59', '', 5826, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5826-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5831, 0, '2017-01-20 20:47:05', '2017-01-20 20:47:05', 'http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/see_pictures_of_sinkhole_which_has_forced_main_road_closure_in_sudbury_1_4856893\r\n\r\nSuffolk road closed by puddle\r\npanic mounts\r\nlocal emergency service at a loss as to what to do.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Pete\nAUTHOR EMAIL: Rub.ish@tesco.net\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 88.97.107.98\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Pete\n    [2_Email] =&gt; Rub.ish@tesco.net\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/see_pictures_of_sinkhole_which_has_forced_main_road_closure_in_sudbury_1_4856893\r\n\r\nSuffolk road closed by puddle\r\npanic mounts\r\nlocal emergency service at a loss as to what to do.\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; bb6fde59f0ef213184a6624a2dd74b8f\n)\n', 'Pete - 2017-01-20 20:47:05', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'bb6fde59f0ef213184a6624a2dd74b8f', '', '', '2017-01-20 20:47:05', '2017-01-20 20:47:05', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5831', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5833, 1, '2017-01-22 11:38:58', '2017-01-22 11:38:58', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen is the latest wealthy Londoner to want a second home on the Suffolk coast, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe went on a secret trip last week to view properties in posh Aldeburgh and Thorpeness, including the wacky House in the Clouds - even though it is not for sale.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe was spotted by local resident Norman Quest, who said: "She had a good nose about and was particularly taken with the House in the Clouds, but was disappointed to learn it is not even on the market."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds-1024x638.jpg" alt="The Queen buys House in the Clouds in Thorpeness" width="1024" height="638" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5834" /></a><i>High society: The Queen would enjoy life in Thorpeness</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Royal couple were driven around by security men in a black Range Rover as they toured several properties in nearby Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nA Royal insider said: "They want a second home on the Suffolk coast but have not yet put any offers in. She thought the House in the Clouds was lovely, but it\'s not on the market, and she would probably have struggled with all the stairs anyway."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nAldeburgh is a haven for well-heeled Londoners, with most of the resort\'s properties being owned by people from Fulham, Kensington and Chelsea. They all drive Range Rovers so the Royals would blend in seamlessly.\r\n\r\nBut not everyone is happy. Resident Frank Smith, 72, said: "These Londoners are just sending the prices sky high. Local young people cannot afford to buy a home in their own towns. Something needs to be done."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen seeks second home on Suffolk coast', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'queen-second-home-suffolk', '', '', '2017-01-24 09:36:31', '2017-01-24 09:36:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5833', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5835, 1, '2017-01-22 11:38:58', '2017-01-22 11:38:58', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen is the latest wealthy Londoner to want a second home on the Suffolk coast, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe went on a secret trip last week to view properties in posh Aldeburgh and Thorpeness, including the wacky House in the Clouds - even though it is not for sale.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe was spotted by local resident Norman Quest, who said: "She had a good nose about and was particularly taken with the House in the Clouds, but was disappointed to learn it is not even on the market."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds-1024x638.jpg" alt="The Queen buys House in the Clouds in Thorpeness" width="1024" height="638" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5834" /></a><i>High society: The Queen would enjoy life Thorpeness</center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Royal couple were driven around by security men in a black Range Rover as they toured several properties in nearby Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nA Royal insider said: "They want a second home on the Suffolk coast but have not yet put any offers in. She thought the House in the Clouds was lovely, but it\'s not on the market, and she would probably have struggled with all the stairs anyway."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nAldeburgh is a haven for well-heeled Londoners, with most of the resort\'s properties being owned by people from Fulham, Kensington and Chelsea. They all drive Range Rovers so the Royals would blend in seamlessly.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen seeks second home on Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5833-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-22 11:38:58', '2017-01-22 11:38:58', '', 5833, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5833-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5836, 1, '2017-01-22 11:40:49', '2017-01-22 11:40:49', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen is the latest wealthy Londoner to want a second home on the Suffolk coast, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe went on a secret trip last week to view properties in posh Aldeburgh and Thorpeness, including the wacky House in the Clouds - even though it is not for sale.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe was spotted by local resident Norman Quest, who said: "She had a good nose about and was particularly taken with the House in the Clouds, but was disappointed to learn it is not even on the market."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds-1024x638.jpg" alt="The Queen buys House in the Clouds in Thorpeness" width="1024" height="638" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5834" /></a><i>High society: The Queen would enjoy life Thorpeness</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Royal couple were driven around by security men in a black Range Rover as they toured several properties in nearby Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nA Royal insider said: "They want a second home on the Suffolk coast but have not yet put any offers in. She thought the House in the Clouds was lovely, but it\'s not on the market, and she would probably have struggled with all the stairs anyway."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nAldeburgh is a haven for well-heeled Londoners, with most of the resort\'s properties being owned by people from Fulham, Kensington and Chelsea. They all drive Range Rovers so the Royals would blend in seamlessly.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen seeks second home on Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5833-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-22 11:40:49', '2017-01-22 11:40:49', '', 5833, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5833-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5837, 1, '2017-01-22 11:41:26', '2017-01-22 11:41:26', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen is the latest wealthy Londoner to want a second home on the Suffolk coast, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe went on a secret trip last week to view properties in posh Aldeburgh and Thorpeness, including the wacky House in the Clouds - even though it is not for sale.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe was spotted by local resident Norman Quest, who said: "She had a good nose about and was particularly taken with the House in the Clouds, but was disappointed to learn it is not even on the market."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds-1024x638.jpg" alt="The Queen buys House in the Clouds in Thorpeness" width="1024" height="638" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5834" /></a><i>High society: The Queen would enjoy life in Thorpeness</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Royal couple were driven around by security men in a black Range Rover as they toured several properties in nearby Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nA Royal insider said: "They want a second home on the Suffolk coast but have not yet put any offers in. She thought the House in the Clouds was lovely, but it\'s not on the market, and she would probably have struggled with all the stairs anyway."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nAldeburgh is a haven for well-heeled Londoners, with most of the resort\'s properties being owned by people from Fulham, Kensington and Chelsea. They all drive Range Rovers so the Royals would blend in seamlessly.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen seeks second home on Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5833-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-22 11:41:26', '2017-01-22 11:41:26', '', 5833, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5833-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5838, 1, '2017-01-22 11:44:00', '2017-01-22 11:44:00', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\n\nThe Queen is the latest wealthy Londoner to want a second home on the Suffolk coast, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nShe went on a secret trip last week to view properties in posh Aldeburgh and Thorpeness, including the wacky House in the Clouds - even though it is not for sale.\n\n\n<br>\nShe was spotted by local resident Norman Quest, who said: "She had a good nose about and was particularly taken with the House in the Clouds, but was disappointed to learn it is not even on the market."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds-1024x638.jpg" alt="The Queen buys House in the Clouds in Thorpeness" width="1024" height="638" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5834" /></a><i>High society: The Queen would enjoy life in Thorpeness</i></center><br><br>\n\nThe Royal couple were driven around by security men in a black Range Rover as they toured several properties in nearby Aldeburgh.\n\nA Royal insider said: "They want a second home on the Suffolk coast but have not yet put any offers in. She thought the House in the Clouds was lovely, but it\'s not on the market, and she would probably have struggled with all the stairs anyway."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n<br>\nAldeburgh is a haven for well-heeled Londoners, with most of the resort\'s properties being owned by people from Fulham, Kensington and Chelsea. They all drive Range Rovers so the Royals would blend in seamlessly.\n\nBut not everyone is happy. Resident Frank Smith said: "These Londoners are just sending the prices sky high. Local young people cannot afford to buy in their own towns. Some\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen seeks second home on Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5833-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-01-22 11:44:00', '2017-01-22 11:44:00', '', 5833, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5833-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5839, 1, '2017-01-22 11:44:23', '2017-01-22 11:44:23', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen is the latest wealthy Londoner to want a second home on the Suffolk coast, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe went on a secret trip last week to view properties in posh Aldeburgh and Thorpeness, including the wacky House in the Clouds - even though it is not for sale.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe was spotted by local resident Norman Quest, who said: "She had a good nose about and was particularly taken with the House in the Clouds, but was disappointed to learn it is not even on the market."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queen-house-in-the-clouds-1024x638.jpg" alt="The Queen buys House in the Clouds in Thorpeness" width="1024" height="638" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5834" /></a><i>High society: The Queen would enjoy life in Thorpeness</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Royal couple were driven around by security men in a black Range Rover as they toured several properties in nearby Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nA Royal insider said: "They want a second home on the Suffolk coast but have not yet put any offers in. She thought the House in the Clouds was lovely, but it\'s not on the market, and she would probably have struggled with all the stairs anyway."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nAldeburgh is a haven for well-heeled Londoners, with most of the resort\'s properties being owned by people from Fulham, Kensington and Chelsea. They all drive Range Rovers so the Royals would blend in seamlessly.\r\n\r\nBut not everyone is happy. Resident Frank Smith, 72, said: "These Londoners are just sending the prices sky high. Local young people cannot afford to buy a home in their own towns. Something needs to be done."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen seeks second home on Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5833-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-22 11:44:23', '2017-01-22 11:44:23', '', 5833, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5833-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5840, 1, '2017-01-22 12:01:26', '2017-01-22 12:01:26', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA huge wind farm off the posh Suffolk coast is actually a series of massive fans designed to keep out bad smells from Essex, a whistleblower has revealed.</b>\r\n\r\nFor years everyone assumed the Greater Gabbard, 14 miles off Suffolk, was generating "green" electricity through its 140 turbines.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette can reveal the white eyesores are actually special fans designed to keep the air fresh at upmarket seaside towns like Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nFor many years wealthy residents had turned their noses up at the terrible smells coming from down the coast in the common county known as Essex.\r\n\r\nThey had to ensure odours from greasy burgers, pizzas, kebabs, tanning solutions and cheap perfumes that plume out of lower-class towns like Clacton or Southend and drift up to Suffolk on the prevailing winds.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:483px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.498965% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/94475385?et=3qtlr17xQHVzCqu3NRRsIQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=i3THKOcelonBJg5zcDMXAR1-B8Gr-0i1amlShY_ymoE=" width="483" height="355" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/94475385" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Air fresheners: huge fans keep Essex smells out of Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow a whistleblower has decided to reveal the truth via the Suffolk Gazette because he has moved to Essex and quite likes it there.\r\n\r\nHe said: "About 20 years ago a secret group of wealthy Aldeburgh and Southwold residents, many of them second home owners from London, came up with this plan to keep the stifling Essex fumes away.\r\n\r\n"They had enough of sitting on the beach at Aldeburgh trying to listen to open-air Benjamin Britten opera performances while the smell of stale Essex kebabs and chips hung in the air.\r\n\r\n"And rich yachting types joined in as well, because the Essex smells were stronger out at sea.\r\n\r\n"They all chipped in to build the Great Gabbard and fool everyone that the project was, in fact, just a wind farm. It was very expensive, but these sorts of people can afford it.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\n"The technology works well, and since completion in 2012 Aldeburgh in particular has been beautifully fragrant.\r\n\r\n"But since moving to Essex I can reveal people there have been noticing the smells are worse \'as if the wind ain\'t getting rid of it\'.\r\n\r\n"People deserve to be told the truth."\r\n\r\nJeremy Farquar-Smythe-Pisslethwaite, 62, a retired City banker who now lives close to the Aldeburgh seafront said: "We don\'t really care what those common people in Essex think.\r\n\r\n"We pay a premium to live in a nice part of the country and don\'t see why we should breathe in their filth."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Huge fans keep Essex smells out of posh Suffolk resorts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1925-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-22 12:01:26', '2017-01-22 12:01:26', '', 1925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1925-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5841, 0, '2017-01-23 10:37:54', '2017-01-23 10:37:54', 'Hello Team\r\n\r\nWould you be interested in attending a regional conference of Talking Newspaper producers on a date and venue to be agreed?\r\n\r\nThis is an example of the kind of group that will be represented by volunteer news gatherers.\r\n\r\nwww.watn.org.uk\r\n\r\nTony Vale\r\nChairman\r\nWymondham and Attleborough Talking Newspaper\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Tony Vale\nAUTHOR EMAIL: tony@valemail.eu\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 92.4.94.137\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Tony Vale\n    [2_Email] =&gt; tony@valemail.eu\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hello Team\r\n\r\nWould you be interested in attending a regional conference of Talking Newspaper producers on a date and venue to be agreed?\r\n\r\nThis is an example of the kind of group that will be represented by volunteer news gatherers.\r\n\r\nwww.watn.org.uk\r\n\r\nTony Vale\r\nChairman\r\nWymondham and Attleborough Talking Newspaper\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 81da5a047283caad9b885b6029e265de\n)\n', 'Tony Vale - 2017-01-23 10:37:54', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '81da5a047283caad9b885b6029e265de', '', '', '2017-01-23 10:37:54', '2017-01-23 10:37:54', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5841', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5844, 1, '2017-01-24 09:35:30', '2017-01-24 09:35:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA bus service has been launched to connect isolated communities in parts of rural Norfolk for the first time, operators confirmed today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe fleet of shining vehicles each carry two passengers in a secure, air-conditioned seating area, and are capable of whizzing them from village to village inside two hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUp until now it has taken women living in remote areas like Downham Market, Swaffham and Fakenham all day to fetch water from regional wells or to forage berries from far-away hedges.\r\n\r\nBut the new fleet introduced by Luxor Traction Ltd means they now have more time to attend to their other daily duties - like sweeping out their hovels.\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 37, who lives near Downham Market with her brother and their nine children, said: "The new bus service is excellent. I can catch the 7.37am from the end of my track and get to Salters Lode to collect water in under two hours.\r\n\r\n"It\'s then just a five-hour wait for the 2pm service back towards Downham Market. I have heard that abroad in places like Suffolk they have something called locomotives on tracks which can carry more than two people, but that sounds like the devil\'s work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLuxor Traction Ltd launched its fleet of 15 buses to service most parts of rural Norfolk in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nCompany chief executive Mr John Deere said: "We are very proud to open up parts of rural Norfolk for the first time. Public transport will transform the lives of hard-working local people like Edna.\r\n\r\n"It\'s taking a bit of time to catch on because these folk do not have televisions or read, so it is difficult to get the word out. But we are confident of turning a profit by 2023." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rural Norfolk villages connected by modern new bus service', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rural-norfolk-bus-service', '', '', '2017-12-03 21:48:57', '2017-12-03 21:48:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5844', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5846, 1, '2017-01-24 09:35:30', '2017-01-24 09:35:30', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A bus service has been launched to connect isolated communities in parts of rural Norfolk for the first time, operators confirmed today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe fleet of shining vehicles each carry two passengers in a secure cage, and are capable of whizzing them from village to village inside two hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nUp until now it has taken women living in remote areas like Downham Market, Swaffham and Fakenham all day to fetch water from regional wells or to forage berries from far-away hedges.\r\n\r\nBut the new fleet introduced by Luxor Traction Ltd means they now have more time to attend to their other daily duties - like sweeping out their hovels.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png" alt="norfolk hovel edna spratt" width="500" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1241" /></a><i>Upwardly mobile: Edna Spratt can now travel great distances, such as to King\'s Lynn, with ease</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 37, who lives near Downham Market with her brother and their nine children, said: "The new bus service is excellent. I can catch the 7.37am from the end of my track and get to Salters Lode to collect water in under two hours.\r\n\r\n"It\'s then just a five-hour wait for the 2pm service back towards Downham Market. I have heard that abroad in places like Suffolk they have something called locomotives on tracks which can carry more than two people, but that sounds like the devil\'s work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nLuxor Traction Ltd launched its fleet of 15 buses to service most parts of rural Norfolk in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nCompany chief executive Mr John Deere said: "We are very proud to open up parts of rural Norfolk for the first time. Public transport will transform the lives of hard-working local people like Edna.\r\n\r\n"It\'s taking a bit of time to catch on because these folk do not have televisions or read, so it is difficult to get the word out. But we are confident of turning a profit by 2023." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rural Norfolk villages connected by modern new bus service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5844-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-24 09:35:30', '2017-01-24 09:35:30', '', 5844, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5844-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5847, 1, '2017-01-24 09:38:38', '2017-01-24 09:38:38', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A bus service has been launched to connect isolated communities in parts of rural Norfolk for the first time, operators confirmed today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe fleet of shining vehicles each carry two passengers in a secure cage, and are capable of whizzing them from village to village inside two hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nUp until now it has taken women living in remote areas like Downham Market, Swaffham and Fakenham all day to fetch water from regional wells or to forage berries from far-away hedges.\r\n\r\nBut the new fleet introduced by Luxor Traction Ltd means they now have more time to attend to their other daily duties - like sweeping out their hovels.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png" alt="norfolk hovel edna spratt" width="500" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1241" /></a><i>Upwardly mobile: Edna Spratt can now travel great distances, such as to King\'s Lynn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 37, who lives near Downham Market with her brother and their nine children, said: "The new bus service is excellent. I can catch the 7.37am from the end of my track and get to Salters Lode to collect water in under two hours.\r\n\r\n"It\'s then just a five-hour wait for the 2pm service back towards Downham Market. I have heard that abroad in places like Suffolk they have something called locomotives on tracks which can carry more than two people, but that sounds like the devil\'s work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nLuxor Traction Ltd launched its fleet of 15 buses to service most parts of rural Norfolk in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nCompany chief executive Mr John Deere said: "We are very proud to open up parts of rural Norfolk for the first time. Public transport will transform the lives of hard-working local people like Edna.\r\n\r\n"It\'s taking a bit of time to catch on because these folk do not have televisions or read, so it is difficult to get the word out. But we are confident of turning a profit by 2023." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rural Norfolk villages connected by modern new bus service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5844-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-24 09:38:38', '2017-01-24 09:38:38', '', 5844, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5844-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5848, 1, '2017-01-24 09:47:00', '2017-01-24 09:47:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A bus service has been launched to connect isolated communities in parts of rural Norfolk for the first time, operators confirmed today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe fleet of shining vehicles each carry two passengers in a secure, air-conditioned seating area, and are capable of whizzing them from village to village inside two hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nUp until now it has taken women living in remote areas like Downham Market, Swaffham and Fakenham all day to fetch water from regional wells or to forage berries from far-away hedges.\r\n\r\nBut the new fleet introduced by Luxor Traction Ltd means they now have more time to attend to their other daily duties - like sweeping out their hovels.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png" alt="norfolk hovel edna spratt" width="500" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1241" /></a><i>Upwardly mobile: Edna Spratt can now travel great distances, such as to King\'s Lynn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 37, who lives near Downham Market with her brother and their nine children, said: "The new bus service is excellent. I can catch the 7.37am from the end of my track and get to Salters Lode to collect water in under two hours.\r\n\r\n"It\'s then just a five-hour wait for the 2pm service back towards Downham Market. I have heard that abroad in places like Suffolk they have something called locomotives on tracks which can carry more than two people, but that sounds like the devil\'s work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nLuxor Traction Ltd launched its fleet of 15 buses to service most parts of rural Norfolk in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nCompany chief executive Mr John Deere said: "We are very proud to open up parts of rural Norfolk for the first time. Public transport will transform the lives of hard-working local people like Edna.\r\n\r\n"It\'s taking a bit of time to catch on because these folk do not have televisions or read, so it is difficult to get the word out. But we are confident of turning a profit by 2023." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rural Norfolk villages connected by modern new bus service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5844-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-24 09:47:00', '2017-01-24 09:47:00', '', 5844, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5844-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5850, 1, '2017-01-24 14:15:52', '2017-01-24 14:15:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ipswich-town-1981.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ipswich-town-1981.jpg" alt="Ipswich Town team of 1981" width="593" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5851" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Ipswich Town team of 1981 would only beat Mick McCarthy\'s current struggling side 2-0, a former star player has claimed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe said if both sides lined up today, his UEFA Cup-winning side, which famously also missed out on the League title on the last weekend of the season, and reached the FA Cup semi-final weeks earlier, would not be able to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-town-long-service-award/">thrash the present team</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEvery football fan in the country would say Bobby Robson\'s brilliant 1981 team, packed with international stars such as Paul Mariner, Alan Brazil, Arnold Muhren, Frans Thijssen, John Wark, Terry Butcher, and George Burley, would wipe the floor with McCarthy\'s current misfiring Tractor Boys.\r\n\r\nBut the former player, who asked not to be named, explained: "We have to be honest. If we played them today we would only win by about 2-0.\r\n\r\n"After all, we are all about 60 years old now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Robson\'s famous 1981 Ipswich team \'would only beat current side 2-0\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'bobby-robson-ipswich-town-team', '', '', '2018-01-28 20:53:17', '2018-01-28 20:53:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5850', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5852, 1, '2017-01-24 14:15:52', '2017-01-24 14:15:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ipswich-town-1981.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ipswich-town-1981.jpg" alt="Ipswich Town team of 1981" width="593" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5851" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Ipswich Town team of 1981 would only beat Mick McCarthy\'s current struggling side 2-0, a former star player has claimed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe said if both sides lined up today, his UEFA Cup-winning side, which famously also missed out on the League title on the last weekend of the season, and reached the FA Cup semi-final weeks earlier, would not be able to thrash the present team.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEvery football fan in the country would say Bobby Robson\'s brilliant 1981 team, packed with international stars such as Paul Mariner, Alan Brazil, Arnold Muhren, Frans Thijssen, John Wark, Terry Butcher, and George Burley, would wipe the floor with McCarthy\'s current misfiring Tractor Boys.\r\n\r\nBut the former player, who asked not to be named, explained: "We have to be honest. If we played them today we would only win by about 2-0.\r\n\r\n"After all, we are all about 60 years old."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bobby Robson\'s famous Ipswich Town team \'would only beat current struggling side 2-0\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5850-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-24 14:15:52', '2017-01-24 14:15:52', '', 5850, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5850-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5854, 1, '2017-01-24 14:32:11', '2017-01-24 14:32:11', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ipswich-town-1981.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ipswich-town-1981.jpg" alt="Ipswich Town team of 1981" width="593" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5851" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Ipswich Town team of 1981 would only beat Mick McCarthy\'s current struggling side 2-0, a former star player has claimed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe said if both sides lined up today, his UEFA Cup-winning side, which famously also missed out on the League title on the last weekend of the season, and reached the FA Cup semi-final weeks earlier, would not be able to thrash the present team.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEvery football fan in the country would say Bobby Robson\'s brilliant 1981 team, packed with international stars such as Paul Mariner, Alan Brazil, Arnold Muhren, Frans Thijssen, John Wark, Terry Butcher, and George Burley, would wipe the floor with McCarthy\'s current misfiring Tractor Boys.\r\n\r\nBut the former player, who asked not to be named, explained: "We have to be honest. If we played them today we would only win by about 2-0.\r\n\r\n"After all, we are all about 60 years old now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bobby Robson\'s famous Ipswich Town team \'would only beat current struggling side 2-0\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5850-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-24 14:32:11', '2017-01-24 14:32:11', '', 5850, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5850-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5855, 1, '2017-01-25 12:43:03', '2017-01-25 12:43:03', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA herd of haggis has colonised an area of north Suffolk after being accidentally released into the countryside.</b>\r\n\r\nThe small furry rodents are normally kept in battery farming conditions in Scotland, bred for the dinner plates of Scotsmen celebrating Burns night every January 25.\r\n\r\nBut five of the animals escaped from their pen during a rare breeds show at Fressignfield village hall last Autumn, scurrying off into the fields before they could be caught.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWith each female haggis capable of giving birth to 200 cubs each year, experts fear the herd now totals over 600 animals.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not a danger to humans, although they could give a nasty nip if cornered, but farmers are fearful for their crops if the population is not brought under control.\r\n\r\nHaggis\' favourite food is carrot and turnip - and the Suffolk Gazette agriculture bureau has already had calls from two farmers affected.\r\n\r\nJack Jarvis, 42, who farms just outside Stradbroke, told us he lost an entire field of carrots to the hungry haggis.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought I must have had a load of rabbits, but when we sent off some droppings to the labs at the National Farmers\' Union, they confirmed we had a haggis problem."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:75.104603% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/200358907-001?et=brYDXwt9Qplks2K_LMlZUA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=cKsUDR8lkUw_lxj1PjqytP59xlUDTAXlqNdpoaflLio=" width="478" height="359" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/200358907-001" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The traditional ginger and black Scottish haggis is on the loose in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe NFU is now calling for urgent action to trap the haggis and return them to Scotland before entire areas of Suffolk become infested and vegetable crops are wiped out.\r\n\r\nHaggis are no larger than a rabbit, and their long bushy hair gives them the appearance of a guinea pig. They have sharp claws which they use to dig out carrots or turnips from the fields, leaving tell-tale holes in the earth behind them.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nThey are not normally spotted by humans as they prefer to operate at night, but their loud squeaking call can now often be heard around the north Suffolk area.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Scottish haggis production farm McHaggis Hootsman, said: "We can confirm we lost five of our stock at a show in Suffolk. We did not expect them to survive in the wild, but it appears they have thrived in the local countryside and there is now something of a problem.\r\n\r\n"We will assist in any way we can, and will be sending a consignment of turnip traps, which are the best way to catch them. Meanwhile, if any locals managed to grab one, we will be happy to pass on one of our fine recipes, free of charge."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Haggis herd colonises Suffolk, ravages crops', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1610-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-25 12:43:03', '2017-01-25 12:43:03', '', 1610, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1610-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5857, 1, '2017-01-25 15:43:48', '2017-01-25 15:43:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bernie-ecclestone-suffolk-gazette.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bernie-ecclestone-suffolk-gazette.jpg" alt="Bernie Ecclestone joins the Suffolk Gazette board" width="718" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5858" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Formula One supremo Bernie Ecclestone has joined the board of the Suffolk Gazette newspaper, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe multi-billionaire business magnate, <i>pictured above</i>, has become a non-executive director and will bring considerable experience to the leading East Anglian media empire.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Ecclestone, 86, stepped down as chief executive of the Formula One Group this week after the sport was taken over by Liberty Media.\r\n\r\nBorn in St Peter, South Elmham, just south of Bungay in Suffolk, Mr Ecclestone went to school in nearby Wissett and still holds the county close to his heart.\r\n\r\nThe trawlerman\'s son has been a keen admirer of the Suffolk Gazette since the newspaper first broke news that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-grand-prix/">F1 would be heading to a new street circuit in Ipswich</a>.\r\n\r\nAnd when he announced this week he was stepping down from motor sport, the Suffolk Gazette editor was quick to make an official approach.\r\n\r\nA joint statement confirmed: "The Suffolk Gazette is delighted that Mr Ecclestone has agreed to join the board as a non-executive director. This is an unpaid position, but he hardly needs the money, does he?\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\n"The board meets most Friday nights in The Greyhound pub in Ipswich, and it is hoped Mr Ecclestone will be unveiled there soon. Staff have promised to install a milk crate so he can see over the bar."\r\n\r\nAn associate of Mr Ecclestone said: "He is a very astute businessman, and he recognises the huge potential of the Suffolk Gazette. Even though many thought he would now be putting his feet up, he wants to give something back to local business."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tycoon Bernie Ecclestone joins Suffolk Gazette board', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'bernie-ecclestone', '', '', '2017-01-31 15:02:47', '2017-01-31 15:02:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5857', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5859, 1, '2017-01-25 15:43:48', '2017-01-25 15:43:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bernie-ecclestone-suffolk-gazette.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bernie-ecclestone-suffolk-gazette.jpg" alt="Bernie Ecclestone joins the Suffolk Gazette board" width="718" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5858" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Formula One supremo Bernie Ecclestone has joined the board of the Suffolk Gazette newspaper, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe multi-billionaire business magnate, <i>pictured above</i>, has become a non-executive director and will bring considerable experience to the leading East Anglian media empire.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Ecclestone, 86, stepped down as chief executive of the Formula One Group this week after the sport was taken over by Liberty Media.\r\n\r\nBorn in St Peter, South Elmham, just south of Bungay in Suffolk, Mr Ecclestone went to school in nearby Wissett and still holds the county close to his heart.\r\n\r\nThe trawlerman\'s son has been a keen admirer of the Suffolk Gazette since the newspaper first broke news that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-grand-prix/">F1 would be heading to a new street circuit in Ipswich</a>.\r\n\r\nAnd when he announced this week he was stepping down from motor sport, the Suffolk Gazette editor was quick to make an official approach.\r\n\r\nA joint statement confirmed: "The Suffolk Gazette is delighted that Mr Ecclestone has agreed to join the board as a non-executive director. This is an unpaid position, but he hardly needs the money, does he?\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\n"The board meets most Friday nights in The Greyhound pub in Ipswich, and it is hoped Mr Ecclestone will be unveiled there soon. Staff have promised to install a milk crate so he can see over the bar."\r\n\r\nAn associate of Mr Ecclestone said: "He is a very astute businessman, and he recognises the huge potential of the Suffolk Gazette. Even though many thought he would now be putting his feet up, he wants to give something back to local business."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tycoon Bernie Ecclestone joins Suffolk Gazette board', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5857-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-25 15:43:48', '2017-01-25 15:43:48', '', 5857, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5857-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5860, 1, '2017-01-25 15:45:33', '2017-01-25 15:45:33', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nBoy racers terrorising the streets of Ipswich have impressed Formula One bosses so much that they have now agreed to add an Ipswich Grand Prix to the F1 racing calendar.</b>\r\n\r\nF1 mastermind Bernie Ecclestone, who was born in Suffolk, was so taken aback with the speed of youths on the streets around Cardinal Park and the docks one-way system that he was inspired to bring his multi-billion-pound racing circus to Ipswich.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHis negotiators have been working in secret with Ipswich borough chiefs on a circuit layout that will take in Ipswich Waterfront, have a pit lane at KFC and the start/finish line outside Staples.\r\n\r\nAn F1 insider said: "The middle section of the lap will be a high-speed stretch through Neptune Quay - it will be just like racing in Monaco past the marina there.\r\n\r\n"The circuit is an exciting one, just as street circuits always are, with many corners and narrow stretches. However, what we will see is plenty of overtaking opportunities on some of the straights."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/474615448?et=US43WUvyShxrOwSEkp3nnA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=bCrUPG8Ct-g5rHF-w7FM6rLvr2auWTI1sBPFgAPtccg=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/474615448" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The section around Ipswich Marina will rival Monte Carlo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBringing Formula One to Ipswich will be worth millions to the town\'s economy, with hundreds of thousands coming to watch the spectacle, and millions tuning in from around the world to watch the race on television.\r\n\r\nThe deal will be announced after the British Grand Prix at Silverstone on July 5, but the Suffolk Gazette understands Silverstone will remain in the 2016 calendar alongside Ipswich.\r\n\r\nThe F1 insider added: "Silverstone will still be the British F1 Grand Prix, whereas Ipswich will be branded as the English F1 Grand Prix. We\'re very excited to be bringing Grand Prix racing to Ipswich."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nIpswich police have been fighting a long battle against boy racers in the town, who zoom around Grafton Way and the other roads around the Cardinal Park retail complex.They also race around the docks one-way system including, Star Lane and College Street.\r\n\r\nBut all those roads will now feature in the F1 circuit, and police hope the town\'s youngsters will be inspired by professional racers.\r\n\r\nOne policeman said: "Seeing the likes of Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso racing around the streets of Ipswich should be something special, and we hope it will be enough of an adrenaline rush for local teens. We believe they will stick to watching rather than copying."\r\n\r\nThe arrival of F1 will mean much of Ipswich will be sealed off for five days on the week of the event, penciled in for September 2016. However, local townsfolk will be grateful for the cash boost - while all the roads will be resurfaced in advance of the spectacle.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a super way to get rid of all the pot holes for free," said one local businessman.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Formula One adds Ipswich Grand Prix', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1036-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-25 15:45:33', '2017-01-25 15:45:33', '', 1036, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1036-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5861, 0, '2017-01-26 01:40:30', '2017-01-26 01:40:30', 'Local photographer awarded photography accolade ‘Portrait Avant Garde Photographer of the Year 2016’\r\nDerek Adams from Stansfield was awarded the prestigious award of ‘Portrait Avant Garde Photographer of the Year’ from The Societies of Photographers.  The Societies of Photographers is Europe’s largest all-welcome association for the serious photographer.\r\n\r\nOver 10,468 images were entered in to the competition and photographers from all around the globe have been putting forward their images making this a truly international competition. The award was revealed at The Societies’ Convention Awards Dinner held on the 14th of January in London.\r\nThe Judges said of Derek’s winning shot that they “felt that the ghostly apparition is innovative, drawing you in to the image and telling a story.”\r\n\r\nPhil Jones, The Societies of Photographers’ CEO says, “This year we have seen a fantastic range of images and the standard has been very high. The finalist represent some of the finest images entered in to the competition and have competed against some of the world’s best photographers.”\r\n\r\nDerek Adams says – “I was thrilled that my photograph was nominated for this award and could not really believe it when I found out it had won. I combined and blended two separate images in Photoshop, one of a woman wearing an antique nightdress and one of a derelict building to produce a hauntingly gothic ghost portrait.”   \r\n\r\nFor more information on Derek Adams Photography check out their website http://www.derekadamsphotography.com/\r\n\r\nLink to photo http://thesocieties.net/image_competition-2016/poty/Portrait-Avant-Garde.htm\r\nHi-res image available on request from derek@derek-adams.co.uk\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Derek Adams\nAUTHOR EMAIL: derek@derek-adams.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 95.146.222.129\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Derek Adams\n    [2_Email] =&gt; derek@derek-adams.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Local photographer awarded photography accolade ‘Portrait Avant Garde Photographer of the Year 2016’\r\nDerek Adams from Stansfield was awarded the prestigious award of ‘Portrait Avant Garde Photographer of the Year’ from The Societies of Photographers.  The Societies of Photographers is Europe’s largest all-welcome association for the serious photographer.\r\n\r\nOver 10,468 images were entered in to the competition and photographers from all around the globe have been putting forward their images making this a truly international competition. The award was revealed at The Societies’ Convention Awards Dinner held on the 14th of January in London.\r\nThe Judges said of Derek’s winning shot that they “felt that the ghostly apparition is innovative, drawing you in to the image and telling a story.”\r\n\r\nPhil Jones, The Societies of Photographers’ CEO says, “This year we have seen a fantastic range of images and the standard has been very high. The finalist represent some of the finest images entered in to the competition and have competed against some of the world’s best photographers.”\r\n\r\nDerek Adams says – “I was thrilled that my photograph was nominated for this award and could not really believe it when I found out it had won. I combined and blended two separate images in Photoshop, one of a woman wearing an antique nightdress and one of a derelict building to produce a hauntingly gothic ghost portrait.”   \r\n\r\nFor more information on Derek Adams Photography check out their website http://www.derekadamsphotography.com/\r\n\r\nLink to photo http://thesocieties.net/image_competition-2016/poty/Portrait-Avant-Garde.htm\r\nHi-res image available on request from derek@derek-adams.co.uk\r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 7b1393fb047e8d8d9642fd201f30837d\n)\n', 'Derek Adams - 2017-01-26 01:40:30', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7b1393fb047e8d8d9642fd201f30837d', '', '', '2017-01-26 01:40:30', '2017-01-26 01:40:30', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5861', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5862, 1, '2017-01-26 09:13:52', '2017-01-26 09:13:52', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bruce Patterson, Diplomatic Correspondent\r\n\r\nAustralians have admitted for the first time that they would prefer to live under British rule, a major study has found.</b>\r\n\r\nThey acknowledged that they wished Captain James Cook\'s "discovery" of the country\'s Eastern coast in 1770, which put a spanner in the works of the Dutch imperialistic plans, had led to long-term British colonial control.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe study by Professor Steven Gruber, who is on secondment at the University of Sydney from Suffolk in the UK, was commissioned by Australian officials following reports of a growing affection towards Britain and her people.\r\n\r\n"The Aussies come across as brash and uncouth," Professor Gruber told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive Skype call, "but really this is covering up for the fact they are softies at heart who long for the values and protection afforded by Great Britain."\r\n\r\nHis university team sent out a detailed questionnaire to nearly 300,000 households across Australia to get a proper insight into the country\'s beliefs, and only now have the results have been evaluated.\r\n\r\n"I can confirm that in fact it is only the noisy minority who want Australia to remain independent. The rest of the country drink too much and swear a lot to try to fit in, but they find it all unbearable. They want instead to be able to speak proper English and drink tea, not weak lager. \r\n\r\n"We also found most people here hate Australian rules football, preferring the proper game which was invented in England. Controversially, most secretly admire the English cricket team as well."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3254"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" alt="sydney" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3254" /></a><i>Vision: Sydney could soon become a British town</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is thought Australian premier Malcolm Turnbull will call for further consultation following the study\'s official release next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut British Prime Minister David Cameron has already been informed of the results, and has spoken to his military advisors to explore the possibility of sending a naval armada to "visit" Australia this summer.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nA Downing Street insider said: "Mr Cameron thinks embracing Australia as part of a rejuvenated British Empire will play very well at home. Those noisy Aussies have had it their way for far too long - and now we have proof that the silent minority want a change.\r\n\r\n"The Prime Minister wants to welcome Australia back into the sheltering arms of the UK - so long as they keep their spiders and snakes down there."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Australia \'wants to be ruled by Britain\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3253-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-26 09:13:52', '2017-01-26 09:13:52', '', 3253, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3253-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5864, 1, '2017-01-27 10:30:13', '2017-01-27 10:30:13', '<strong>\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City have snapped up two local brothers as manager Alex Neil looks to boost his squad for the second half of the season.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba and Billy Bob Spuckler agreed personal terms at Carrow Road yesterday after Norwich\'s joint £5,000 bid was accepted by Downham Town FC of the Eastern Counties League.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith was delighted with the transfer window swoop, and happily posed with the brothers, who both play as strikers and have become local legends at Downham Market.\r\n\r\nBubba, 27, has scored three goals in 364 starts for Downham Market, while his brother Billy Bob has been even more prolific, netting five times in only 203 games.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich-signings.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich-signings.jpg" alt="New Norwich signings Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler" width="468" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5865" /></a><i>Keeping it in the family: Delia Smith with the Spuckler brothers</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich City chairman Ed Balls said: "Our supporters will be doubly delighted - we have made two significant transfer window signings, and they are both local lads. This makes up for the imminent £12 million sale of Robbie Brady. \r\n\r\n"And it is brilliant to sign two brothers. We like to think of ourselves as one big family club, and these boys will fit in perfectly."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNeither of the brothers had ever travelled the long distance to Norwich before (40 miles), and were clearly overawed by the experience of being paraded at Carrow Road yesterday - they certainly looked a little pale in the official photographs.\r\n\r\nBubba said: "I live in a small place with my sister and our eight children - they can\'t wait to come to Norwich to see me play. Do they need a passport to get here?"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City sign local brothers to boost promotion-chasing squad', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norwich-sign-local-brothers', '', '', '2017-08-02 10:08:52', '2017-08-02 10:08:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5864', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5866, 1, '2017-01-27 10:30:13', '2017-01-27 10:30:13', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich-signings.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich-signings.jpg" alt="New Norwich signings Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler" width="468" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5865" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City have snapped up two local brothers as manager Alex Neil looks to boost his squad for the second half of the season.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba and Billy Bob Spuckler agreed personal terms at Carrow Road yesterday after Norwich\'s joint £5,000 bid was accepted by Downham Town FC of the Eastern Counties League.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith was delighted with the transfer window swoop, and happily posed with the brothers, who both play as strikers and have become local legends at Downham Market.\r\n\r\nBubba, 27, has scored three goals in 364 starts for Downham Market, while his brother Billy Bob has been even more prolific, netting five times in only 203 games.\r\n\r\nNorwich City chairman Ed Balls said: "Our supporters will be doubly delighted - we have made two significant transfer window signings, and they are both local lads. This makes up for the sale of likely £12 million sale of Robbie Brady. \r\n\r\n"And it is brilliant to sign two brothers. We like to think of ourselves as one big family club, and these boys will fit in perfectly."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<Br><Br>\r\nNeither of the brothers had ever travelled the long distance to Norwich before (40 miles), and were clearly a little overawed by the experience of being paraded at Carrow Road yesterday - they certainly looked a little pale in the official photographs.\r\n\r\nBubba said: "I live in a small place with my sister and our eight children - they can\'t wait to come to Norwich to see me play. Do they need a passport to get here?"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City sign local brothers to boost promotion-chasing squad', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5864-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-27 10:30:13', '2017-01-27 10:30:13', '', 5864, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5864-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5867, 1, '2017-01-27 10:33:36', '2017-01-27 10:33:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich-signings.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich-signings.jpg" alt="New Norwich signings Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler" width="468" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5865" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City have snapped up two local brothers as manager Alex Neil looks to boost his squad for the second half of the season.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba and Billy Bob Spuckler agreed personal terms at Carrow Road yesterday after Norwich\'s joint £5,000 bid was accepted by Downham Town FC of the Eastern Counties League.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith was delighted with the transfer window swoop, and happily posed with the brothers, who both play as strikers and have become local legends at Downham Market.\r\n\r\nBubba, 27, has scored three goals in 364 starts for Downham Market, while his brother Billy Bob has been even more prolific, netting five times in only 203 games.\r\n\r\nNorwich City chairman Ed Balls said: "Our supporters will be doubly delighted - we have made two significant transfer window signings, and they are both local lads. This makes up for the imminent £12 million sale of Robbie Brady. \r\n\r\n"And it is brilliant to sign two brothers. We like to think of ourselves as one big family club, and these boys will fit in perfectly."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNeither of the brothers had ever travelled the long distance to Norwich before (40 miles), and were clearly overawed by the experience of being paraded at Carrow Road yesterday - they certainly looked a little pale in the official photographs.\r\n\r\nBubba said: "I live in a small place with my sister and our eight children - they can\'t wait to come to Norwich to see me play. Do they need a passport to get here?"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City sign local brothers to boost promotion-chasing squad', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5864-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-27 10:33:36', '2017-01-27 10:33:36', '', 5864, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5864-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5868, 1, '2017-01-27 10:57:04', '2017-01-27 10:57:04', '<strong>\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Reporter\n\nNorwich City have snapped up two local brothers as manager Alex Neil looks to boost his squad for the second half of the season.</strong>\n\nBubba and Billy Bob Spuckler agreed personal terms at Carrow Road yesterday after Norwich\'s joint £5,000 bid was accepted by Downham Town FC of the Eastern Counties League.\n\n\n\nNorwich owner Delia Smith was delighted with the transfer window swoop, and happily posed with the brothers, who both play as strikers and have become local legends at Downham Market.\n\nBubba, 27, has scored three goals in 364 starts for Downham Market, while his brother Billy Bob has been even more prolific, netting five times in only 203 games.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich-signings.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich-signings.jpg" alt="New Norwich signings Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler" width="468" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5865" /></a><i>Keeping it in the family: Delia Smith with the Sp</center><br><br>\n\nNorwich City chairman Ed Balls said: "Our supporters will be doubly delighted - we have made two significant transfer window signings, and they are both local lads. This makes up for the imminent £12 million sale of Robbie Brady. \n\n"And it is brilliant to sign two brothers. We like to think of ourselves as one big family club, and these boys will fit in perfectly."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nNeither of the brothers had ever travelled the long distance to Norwich before (40 miles), and were clearly overawed by the experience of being paraded at Carrow Road yesterday - they certainly looked a little pale in the official photographs.\n\nBubba said: "I live in a small place with my sister and our eight children - they can\'t wait to come to Norwich to see me play. Do they need a passport to get here?"\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City sign local brothers to boost promotion-chasing squad', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5864-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-01-27 10:57:04', '2017-01-27 10:57:04', '', 5864, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5864-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5869, 1, '2017-01-27 10:57:21', '2017-01-27 10:57:21', '<strong>\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City have snapped up two local brothers as manager Alex Neil looks to boost his squad for the second half of the season.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba and Billy Bob Spuckler agreed personal terms at Carrow Road yesterday after Norwich\'s joint £5,000 bid was accepted by Downham Town FC of the Eastern Counties League.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith was delighted with the transfer window swoop, and happily posed with the brothers, who both play as strikers and have become local legends at Downham Market.\r\n\r\nBubba, 27, has scored three goals in 364 starts for Downham Market, while his brother Billy Bob has been even more prolific, netting five times in only 203 games.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich-signings.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich-signings.jpg" alt="New Norwich signings Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler" width="468" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5865" /></a><i>Keeping it in the family: Delia Smith with the Spuckler brothers</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich City chairman Ed Balls said: "Our supporters will be doubly delighted - we have made two significant transfer window signings, and they are both local lads. This makes up for the imminent £12 million sale of Robbie Brady. \r\n\r\n"And it is brilliant to sign two brothers. We like to think of ourselves as one big family club, and these boys will fit in perfectly."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNeither of the brothers had ever travelled the long distance to Norwich before (40 miles), and were clearly overawed by the experience of being paraded at Carrow Road yesterday - they certainly looked a little pale in the official photographs.\r\n\r\nBubba said: "I live in a small place with my sister and our eight children - they can\'t wait to come to Norwich to see me play. Do they need a passport to get here?"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City sign local brothers to boost promotion-chasing squad', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5864-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-27 10:57:21', '2017-01-27 10:57:21', '', 5864, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5864-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5870, 1, '2017-01-28 16:20:32', '2017-01-28 16:20:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nEmergency services were treated for chronic smoke inhalation after a blaze at an illegal cannabis factory in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nMore than 30 firefighters, 22 police officers, seven paramedics and two members of the lifeboat service were all treated for inhaling fumes as more than 3,000 cannabis plants went up in smoke.\r\n\r\nOne brave police officer was detained in hospital after dashing back into the smouldering building 17 times, just to check no one was trapped inside.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe told startled medics he was "absolutely starving" and demanded some crisps and chocolate immediately.\r\n\r\nA member of staff in the accident and emergency department at Ipswich Hospital said: "The poor man had the munchies and was talking complete gibberish very fast. And he kept laughing at everything."\r\n\r\nFire crews were first called to a house on Woodbridge Road at 7.30pm yesterday when neighbours reported a blaze in the attic of a house.\r\n\r\nFirefighters established the building was being used as a cannabis factory, and despite the drama, were extremely relaxed having discarded their breathing apparatus while they brought the flames under control.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg" alt="cannabis factory" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3651" /></a><i>Dopes: unusually high number of emergency crews suffered smoke inhalation</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We were called to a blaze in a house in Ipswich at 7.30pm. The building was being used as a cannabis factory. Several officers suffered from the effects of smoke inhalation, and one officer was detained in hospital.\r\n\r\n"With no regard for his personal safety, he had gone into the building 17 times."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that the blaze was quite dramatic, and emergency services had pulled together. "It was great teamwork. Even the lifeboat service turned up to help out - despite the house being 11 miles from the coast."\r\n\r\nThree people were arrested on suspicion of growing cannabis with the intention of supplying. \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Emergency crews suffer smoke inhalation at cannabis factory blaze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3650-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-28 16:20:32', '2017-01-28 16:20:32', '', 3650, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3650-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5873, 1, '2017-01-30 20:58:25', '2017-01-30 20:58:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news - stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from two powerful sources.\r\n\r\nFacebook and Google have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US presidential campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting clickbait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely misunderstood, and many -- including apparently sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which emanated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit by accident. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us from running adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a spare-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nI\'m always surprised when anyone falls for one of our stories and, as regular readers know, gobsmacked when the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them without any fact-checking whatsoever. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt is also true that I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nAnd while today I ran a story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">chocolate labrador that destroyed the family trampoline</a> after watching the John Lewis advert, I don\'t think this shifted political opinion in the UK.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder if the lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-30 20:58:25', '2017-01-30 20:58:25', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5876, 1, '2017-01-31 07:53:57', '2017-01-31 07:53:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Custard-e1485847876200.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Custard-e1485847876200.jpg" alt="Custard shortage" width="800" height="732" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5877" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain is facing a custard shortage after crops in Southern Europe were devastated by unusual freezing weather, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nCustard prices in supermarkets have already more than doubled, and retail experts say shelves could be empty by the end of the week.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHouseholds now face the prospect of enduring family favourites like apple pie or rhubarb crumble without the tasty yellow sauce.\r\n\r\nProblems emerged in Southern Europe, especially Spain and parts of Italy, where weeks of snow and ice caused the custard plant crop to fail in large areas.\r\n\r\nThe recent harvest produced a record low yield, and import prices have increased substantially - and become rare as supplies run out.\r\n\r\nShoppers are only just getting over the devastating courgette crisis, after the long green veg was also hit by inclement weather.\r\n\r\nSuffolk shopper Lorraine Fisher, 33, said: "I was in Aldi yesterday and there was no custard left. Staff said there was a shortage and they did not know when they would get any more in. It\'s disgusting."\r\n\r\nBut retail experts said the shortage will not last long. Ryan Fraser, head of Food Imports and Distribution Inc., said: "The custard crops in the UK have not been affected the by weather, and it looks like the harvest here, expected in March, will be fine."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nChefs say shoppers should try alternative sweet sauces, like chocolate or toffee. "British custard is out of season in winter, so it\'s not something we should simply expect all year round," said Justine Kahn, head chef at the Tower Hotel in Framlingham.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette supermarket survey today found very few custard supplies in the region. There were only a few tubs of Ambrosia custard left at the Tesco store in Martlesham, near Ipswich, while Asda in Bury St Edmunds had run out completely.\r\n\r\nSainsbury said it had been forced to raise prices of 300g Bird\'s Custard from 98p to £3.10 to cover costs, while Asda in Felixstowe said it had run out but hoped to get at least one pallet of custard in later this week.\r\n\r\nCustard is made by extracting oils from the pretty custard flower and mixing with sugar and flour.\r\n\r\nHave you been affected by the Custard Crisis? Follow latest developments on the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Custard shortage hits British supermarkets', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'custard-shortage', '', '', '2017-11-22 16:54:33', '2017-11-22 16:54:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5876', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5880, 1, '2017-01-31 07:53:57', '2017-01-31 07:53:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Custard-e1485847876200.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Custard-e1485847876200.jpg" alt="Custard shortage" width="800" height="732" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5877" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain is facing a custard shortage after crops in Southern Europe were devastated by unusual freezing weather, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nCustard prices in supermarkets have already more than doubled, and retail experts say shelves could be empty by the end of the week.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHouseholds now face the prospect of enduring family favourites like apple pie or rhubarb crumble without the tasty yellow sauce.\r\n\r\nProblems emerged in Southern Europe, especially Spain and parts of Italy, where weeks of snow and ice caused the custard plant crop to fail in large areas.\r\n\r\nThe recent harvest produced a record low yield, and import prices have increased substantially - and become rare as supplies run out.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/custard-crop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/custard-crop.jpg" alt="Custard crop" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5879" /></a><i>Custard crop, in happier times</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nShoppers are only just getting over the devastating courgette crisis, after the long green veg was also hit by inclement weather.\r\n\r\nSuffolk shopper Lorraine Fisher, 33, said: "I was in Aldi yesterday and there was no custard left. Staff said there was a shortage and they did not know when they would get any more in. It\'s disgusting."\r\n\r\nBut retail experts said the shortage will not last long. Ryan Fraser, head of Food Imports and Distribution Inc., said: "The custard crops in the UK have not been affected the by weather, and it looks like the harvest here, expected in March, will be fine."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nChefs say shoppers should try alternative sweet sauces, like chocolate or toffee. "British custard is out of season in winter, so it\'s not something we should simply expect all year round," said Justine Kahn, head chef at the Tower Hotel in Framlingham.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette supermarket survey today found very few custard supplies in the region. There were only a few tubs of Ambrosia custard left at the Tesco store in Martlesham, near Ipswich, while Asda in Bury St Edmunds had run out completely.\r\n\r\nSainsbury said it had been forced to raise prices of 300g Bird\'s Custard from 98p to £3.10 to cover costs, while Asda in Felixstowe said it had run out but hoped to get at least one pallet of custard in later this week.\r\n\r\nHave you been affected by the Custard Crisis? Follow latest developments on the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Custard shortage hits British supermarkets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5876-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-31 07:53:57', '2017-01-31 07:53:57', '', 5876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5956, 1, '2017-01-31 17:24:09', '2017-01-31 17:24:09', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe latest dispatch from the Suffolk Liberation Front saves the Editor\'s bacon, reveals a cunning reconnaissance technique - and confirms it is helping Gibraltar invade Spain. Bit of a quiet week, in other words.</strong>\r\n\r\nSir,\r\n\r\nIt has been some time since we released any news on the Suffolk Liberation Front, mainly because we have been busy.\r\n\r\nI will first mention that the commanding officer had to personally intervene to prevent the editor of the Suffolk Gazette being seized by front-line fighters and being forced to work as a chef. The SLF command has said that regular news updates in the Gazette are far more important than well-cooked food (but should you stop publishing our updates, you\'ll be fair game).\r\n\r\nFirstly to quash some rumours, the SLF is not a front for drug dealing and organised crime. There have been many remarks that this is the case and that we use pizza delivery drivers to distribute illegal drugs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis isn\'t the case. However, I can happily announce that our newly-appointed captain is currently patrolling the streets of Ipswich, gathering intelligence and keeping the people safe undercover with his story being that he\'s delivering pizza. We now have every town and village in Suffolk covered by various takeaway delivery outlets, so that patrols can be carried out undercover. We effectively hold Suffolk under <del datetime="2017-01-31T17:03:48+00:00">a reign of terror</del> a protective shield.\r\n\r\nWe have had enquiries in from America about building works, something about a wall, as they admire <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/great-bungay-wall/">the Bungay wall</a> and want us to replicate it there, so we are sending some representatives there to look into this. Possibly we may be able to use sterilised Norfolk slaves to do this task, which will mean raiding parties again into the wilds of Norfolk to get more slaves as we\'ve sold a lot of them to China in return for weapons.\r\n\r\nWe are busy building a new port at Iken cliff to facilitate the Chinese imports and soon that area will become an industrial complex. We will be looking for entrepreneurs to invest heavily in the new industry and we will report on further developments as they happen. We now have many Chinese soldiers helping us, so invasion of Norfolk and Cambridgeshire is imminent, we have already managed to send a nuclear weapon to King\'s Lynn, decimating the town; such is the insignificance to outsiders of this hell hole that no one has noticed as yet.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/gibraltar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/gibraltar.jpg" alt="Gibraltar" width="929" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5957" /></a><i>Gibraltar: residents think the Suffolk Liberation Front rocks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWe will certainly need the Chinese soldiers as we have become international soldiers of fortune - Gibraltar has asked us to invade Spain for them. It transpires Gibraltar was concerned about the nearly-all British towns in the south of Spain and the impact of Brexit, so when they decided to invade, they came to the SLF for help as we have experience of this sort of thing. In return we will keep anything we loot, including gold and slaves. We will make a fortune and increase the size of Gibraltar to encompass most of Spain and Portugal as we <del datetime="2017-01-31T17:03:48+00:00">need the loot</del> believe in the need to do this. Our Chinese friends will help us in this task by offering expertise, weapons, vehicles and ships.\r\n\r\nAs we have developed so quickly we are also holding a recruitment evening very soon in an Ipswich pub. We may also be selling t-shirts and mugs. We shall announce this soon, and we are also going to create a Facebook for the SLF for new recruits to sign up in and to ask for funds for our training camps and weekends. We are also thinking of a new logo.\r\n\r\nWe are Suffolk, we are united.\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\n\r\nSuffolk Liberation Front\r\nCommanding officer \r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front to help Gibraltar invade Spain', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'gibraltar-invade-spain', '', '', '2017-02-07 10:09:05', '2017-02-07 10:09:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5956', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5958, 1, '2017-01-31 17:24:09', '2017-01-31 17:24:09', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe latest dispatch from the Suffolk Liberation Front saves the Editor\'s bacon, reveals a cunning reconnaissance technique - and confirms it is helping Gibraltar invade Spain. Bit of a quiet week, in other words.</strong>\r\n\r\nSir,\r\n\r\nIt has been some time since we released any news on the Suffolk Liberation Front, mainly because we have been busy.\r\n\r\nI will first mention that the commanding officer had to personally intervene to prevent the editor of the Suffolk Gazette being seized by front-line fighters and being forced to work as a chef. The SLF command has said that regular news updates in the Gazette are far more important than well-cooked food (but should you stop publishing our updates, you\'ll be fair game).\r\n\r\nFirstly to quash some rumours, the SLF is not a front for drug dealing and organised crime. There have been many remarks that this is the case and that we use pizza delivery drivers to distribute illegal drugs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis isn\'t the case. However, I can happily announce that our newly-appointed captain is currently patrolling the streets of Ipswich, gathering intelligence and keeping the people safe undercover with his story being that he\'s delivering pizza. We now have every town and village in Suffolk covered by various takeaway delivery outlets, so that patrols can be carried out undercover. We effectively hold Suffolk under <del datetime="2017-01-31T17:03:48+00:00">a reign of terror</del> a protective shield.\r\n\r\nWe have had enquiries in from America about building works, something about a wall, as they admire <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/great-bungay-wall/">the Bungay wall</a> and want us to replicate it there, so we are sending some representatives there to look into this. Possibly we may be able to use sterilised Norfolk slaves to do this task, which will mean raiding parties again into the wilds of Norfolk to get more slaves as we\'ve sold a lot of them to China in return for weapons.\r\n\r\nWe are busy building a new port at Iken cliff to facilitate the Chinese imports and soon that area will become an industrial complex. We will be looking for entrepreneurs to invest heavily in the new industry and we will report on further developments as they happen. We now have many Chinese soldiers helping us, so invasion of Norfolk and Cambridgeshire is imminent, we have already managed to send a nuclear weapon to King\'s Lynn, decimating the town; such is the insignificance to outsiders of this hell hole that no one has noticed as yet.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/gibraltar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/gibraltar.jpg" alt="Gibraltar" width="929" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5957" /></a><i>Gibraltar: residents think the Suffolk Liberation Front rocks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWe will certainly need the Chinese soldiers as we have become international soldiers of fortune - Gibraltar has asked us to invade Spain for them. It transpires Gibraltar was concerned about the nearly-all British towns in the south of Spain and the impact of Brexit, so when they decided to invade, they came to the SLF for help as we have experience of this sort of thing. In return we will keep anything we loot, including gold and slaves. We will make a fortune and increase the size of Gibraltar to encompass most of Spain and Portugal as we <del datetime="2017-01-31T17:03:48+00:00">need the loot</del> believe in the need to do this. Our Chinese friends will help us in this task by offering expertise, weapons, vehicles and ships.\r\n\r\nAs we have developed so quickly we are also holding a recruitment evening very soon in an Ipswich pub. We may also be selling t-shirts and mugs. We shall announce this soon, and we are also going to create a Facebook for the SLF for new recruits to sign up in and to ask for funds for our training camps and weekends. We are also thinking of a new logo.\r\n\r\nWe are Suffolk, we are united.\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\n\r\nSuffolk Liberation Front\r\nCommanding officer \r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front to help Gibraltar invade Spain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5956-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-31 17:24:09', '2017-01-31 17:24:09', '', 5956, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5956-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5963, 1, '2017-02-01 11:23:03', '2017-02-01 11:23:03', '<strong>Ipswich Town manager Mick McCarthy has landed a lucrative personal sponsorship deal as the new face of skip hire company Bargain Bins.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe firm was so impressed with how McCarthy conducted his transfer window business that they swooped to sign him up (which was quite ironic in itself).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile ambitious Championship clubs signed exciting and established players, forking out millions in the process, Ipswich snapped up a couple of unknown players from non-league football, an ageing defender from the American league, another defender who has been without a club all season, and, at the last minute yesterday, two loan players who are only in the reserves of other Championship clubs.\r\n\r\nThe underwhelming wheeling and dealing, despite the club promising it would replace star striker Daryl Murphy, who was sold just before the start of the season with no-one coming in, was real bargain bin stuff.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mick-mccarthy-bargain-bins.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mick-mccarthy-bargain-bins.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy is the new face of Bargain Bins" width="863" height="602" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5964" /></a><i>Because you\'re worth it: Mick McCarthy is the new face of Bargain Bins</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFans had hoped for some big signings to improve results because Ipswich are slipping down the table and have a nightmare run of tough fixtures coming up, including a trip to arch rivals Norwich City.\r\n\r\nBargain Bins chief commercial officer Darren Smith said: "Everyone loves a Bargain Bin, and Mick McCarthy is the perfect face for our campaigns.\r\n\r\n"He loves to rummage around and find the stuff everyone else wants to chuck out. Watch out for him in our TV ad campaign, coming soon."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mick McCarthy is the new face of Bargain Bins', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mick-mccarthy-bargain-bins', '', '', '2017-02-01 11:23:03', '2017-02-01 11:23:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5963', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5965, 1, '2017-02-01 11:23:03', '2017-02-01 11:23:03', '<strong>Ipswich Town manager Mick McCarthy has landed a lucrative personal sponsorship deal as the new face of skip hire company Bargain Bins.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe firm was so impressed with how McCarthy conducted his transfer window business that they swooped to sign him up (which was quite ironic in itself).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile ambitious Championship clubs signed exciting and established players, forking out millions in the process, Ipswich snapped up a couple of unknown players from non-league football, an ageing defender from the American league, another defender who has been without a club all season, and, at the last minute yesterday, two loan players who are only in the reserves of other Championship clubs.\r\n\r\nThe underwhelming wheeling and dealing, despite the club promising it would replace star striker Daryl Murphy, who was sold just before the start of the season with no-one coming in, was real bargain bin stuff.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mick-mccarthy-bargain-bins.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mick-mccarthy-bargain-bins.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy is the new face of Bargain Bins" width="863" height="602" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5964" /></a><i>Because you\'re worth it: Mick McCarthy is the new face of Bargain Bins</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFans had hoped for some big signings to improve results because Ipswich are slipping down the table and have a nightmare run of tough fixtures coming up, including a trip to arch rivals Norwich City.\r\n\r\nBargain Bins chief commercial officer Darren Smith said: "Everyone loves a Bargain Bin, and Mick McCarthy is the perfect face for our campaigns.\r\n\r\n"He loves to rummage around and find the stuff everyone else wants to chuck out. Watch out for him in our TV ad campaign, coming soon."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mick McCarthy is the new face of Bargain Bins', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5963-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-01 11:23:03', '2017-02-01 11:23:03', '', 5963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5963-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5967, 1, '2017-02-01 12:05:31', '2017-02-01 12:05:31', 'The Suffolk Gazette welcomes advertising and content marketing opportunities. Your advert can appear in various places on our pages, and can be funded with a total, or on a cost per click or cost per impression basis.\r\n\r\nYou\'d be surprised by how cost effective this could be for your business. We have a wide readership across all age groups. And while our highest base is in East Anglia, we also have significant national reach, as well as an international audience.\r\n\r\nPlease use the contact form below and we will get back to you ASAP.\r\n\r\n[contact-form to=\'suffolkgazette@gmail.com\'][contact-field label=\'Name\' type=\'name\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Email\' type=\'email\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Comment\' type=\'textarea\' required=\'1\'/][/contact-form]', 'Advertise in the Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1875-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-01 12:05:31', '2017-02-01 12:05:31', '', 1875, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1875-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5968, 1, '2017-02-01 15:13:12', '2017-02-01 15:13:12', 'This privacy policy has been compiled to better serve those who are concerned with how their \'Personally identifiable information\' (PII) is being used online. PII, as used in US privacy law and information security, is information that can be used on its own or with other information to identify, contact, or locate a single person, or to identify an individual in context. Please read our privacy policy carefully to get a clear understanding of how we collect, use, protect or otherwise handle your Personally Identifiable Information in accordance with our website.<br></div><span id=\'infoCo\'></span><br><div class=\'grayText\'><strong>What personal information do we collect from the people that visit our blog, website or app?</strong></div><br /><div class=\'innerText\'>When ordering or registering on our site, as appropriate, you may be asked to enter your name, email address  or other details to help you with your experience.</div><br><div class=\'grayText\'><strong>When do we collect information?</strong></div><br /><div class=\'innerText\'>\r\n\r\n\r\nWe collect information from you when you register on our site, subscribe to a newsletter, fill out a form  or enter information on our site.</div><br><span id=\'infoUs\'></span><br><div class=\'grayText\'><strong>How do we use your information? </strong></div><br /><div class=\'innerText\'> We may use the information we collect from you when you register, make a purchase, sign up for our newsletter, respond to a survey or marketing communication, surf the website, or use certain other site features in the following ways:<br><br></div><div class=\'innerText\'>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong>&bull;</strong> To allow us to better service you in responding to your customer service requests.</div><div class=\'innerText\'>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong>&bull;</strong> To send periodic emails regarding your order or other products and services.</div><span id=\'infoPro\'></span><br><div class=\'grayText\'><strong>How do we protect visitor information?</strong></div><br /><div class=\'innerText\'>Our website is scanned on a regular basis for security holes and known vulnerabilities in order to make your visit to our site as safe as possible.<br><br></div><div class=\'innerText\'>We use regular Malware Scanning.<br><br></div><div class=\'innerText\'>Your personal information is contained behind secured networks and is only accessible by a limited number of persons who have special access rights to such systems, and are required to keep the information confidential. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5992, 1, '2017-02-02 09:23:36', '2017-02-02 09:23:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/convertible-car-e1486026768520.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/convertible-car-e1486026768520.jpeg" alt="Man shows off convertible car" width="800" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5993" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has taken advantage of the warmer February weather to drive his convertible car around with the roof down.</strong>\r\n\r\nStephen Jenkinson, 57, was worried throughout winter that no-one noticed his Mercedes came with a luxury option for open-air motoring.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo as soon as the temperature crept up passed 8 degrees centigrade this morning, he couldn\'t wait to go topless.\r\n\r\nOther motorists looked on in envy as Mr Jenkinson drove around the Stowmarket area with his roof down, and his heater on full blast.\r\n\r\nThe carpet salesman said: "I have a very desirable convertible car that shows off how successful I am. Other drivers are impressed when they see me enjoying the breeze in my hair; I hope it cheers them up."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut onlookers were not as impressed as Mr Jenkinson had hoped.\r\n\r\nShop worker Clare Mills, 33, from Needham Market said: "He looked a twat. It\'s February, for goodness sake. People in a convertible car look silly in summer, let alone when it\'s nearly cold enough to snow."\r\n\r\nMr Jenkinson leased his sparkling Mercedes last year, and is unconcerned the price amounts to more than half of his income. "It\'s worth it to see how everyone looks at me enviously," he said, adding: "I\'ve finally made it in life."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man shows off his convertible car in February', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'convertible-car', '', '', '2017-02-07 14:36:30', '2017-02-07 14:36:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5992', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6010, 1, '2017-02-02 17:40:51', '2017-02-02 17:40:51', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has bought himself a holiday caravan on the Suffolk coast.</b>\r\n\r\nHe fell in love with the area after joining a secret visit to the county to inspect the Sizewell nuclear power station.\r\n\r\nBut although he was unimpressed with the facility, believing his country\'s coal power is more efficient, he fell in love instantly with the countryside and coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe ordered staff to find him an ideal holiday home where he could relax unnoticed away from prying eyes - and the caravan, just up the road from Sizewell, fitted the bill perfectly.\r\n\r\nThe 38-foot Horizon Cavalier static caravan is described as the perfect \'starter\' home, coming with three bedrooms, family shower room, separate toilet, central heating and double glazing.\r\n\r\nHowever, it\'s the view over the North Sea which has apparently enchanted Kim Jong-Un, who has already spent a week recently in his new holiday home.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette knows where the caravan is, but has agreed not to reveal its exact location. But we have chosen to publish the view from his front window.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/caravan-view-e1429520944243.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/caravan-view-e1429520944243.jpg" alt="caravan view" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-663" /></a></center><center><i>The view from Kim Jong-Un\'s Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horizon-cavalier-caravan.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horizon-cavalier-caravan.jpg" alt="horizon cavalier caravan" width="263" height="159" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-673" /></a></center><center><i>A Horizon Cavalier, similar to Kim Jong-Un\'s</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe leader, famous for looking after his hair, will be pleased to know nearby Leiston has a range of salons, including the Hair Shed, which will be able to keep his mop in top condition during his holidays.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nHe\'ll also be able to enjoy superb takeaway curries from the Cinnamon in Leiston High Street, while a North Korean diplomatic insider confirmed a trip to the Adnams brewery just up the coast in Southwold is high on the leader\'s wish list. He is also a huge fan of sea fishing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kim-jong-un-fishing-e1429521856544.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kim-jong-un-fishing-e1429521856544.jpg" alt="kim jong-un fishing" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-665" /></a></center><center><i>Kim Jong-Un sea fishing on a recent visit to Sizewell</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe owners of the caravan park declined to talk publicly about their infamous new guest, but said in a statement: "We keep details of all our guests private. Our location is wonderful and the perfect spot for a young world leader who wants to relax and get away from it all."\r\n\r\nLocal leisure businesses are now vying to attract Kim Jong-Un, who would generate fantastic publicity. Thorpeness Golf Club has already made inquiries to the North Korean regime, pointing out that the Dear Leader would easily beat his father\'s amazing record of having scored 11 holes in one on his very first game of golf.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/" target="_blank"><b>EDIT: READ OUR SUBSEQUENT WORLD EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH KIM JONG-UN HERE</b></a>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Kim Jong-Un buys Suffolk caravan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '662-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-02 17:40:51', '2017-02-02 17:40:51', '', 662, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/662-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6011, 1, '2017-02-03 10:19:30', '2017-02-03 10:19:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg" alt="The Cookie Monster has diabetes" width="980" height="552" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6012" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Cookie Monster is suffering from life-threatening diabetes after years of bingeing on biscuits, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe was paid handsomely to stuff his face with cookies by television show Sesame Street - and is now paying the ultimate price.\r\n\r\nPals say the Cookie Monster, once a vivacious and fun-loving character whose catchphrases included "Me want cookie!", "Me eat cookie!" and "Om nom nom nom", is now a sad, overweight recluse who has to inject himself with insulin.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAt the height of his fame he lived in a palatial Hollywood mansion, but now he has moved to England to live out his last years in a bungalow in Felixstowe, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nOne friend said: "He was exploited in the name of chasing television ratings. It is shameful that it has come to this - he cannot earn a living anymore.\r\n\r\n"His so-called showbiz friends have deserted him, and he is a burden on the National Health Service.\r\n\r\n"Once he was blue and full of life - now he is grey and old before his time."\r\n\r\nThe Cookie Monster, 43, was a fitness fanatic when he first joined the Sesame Street cast.\r\n\r\nHe was asked to eat cookies greedily for the cameras, but the gorging became an addiction and he started eating them in his dressing room and at home.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe soon developed early signs of diabetes, but he could not give up the cookies, and once even slipped into a diabetic coma.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Ipswich Hospital, which has been treating the blue muppet for over a year, said: "This is a lesson for young people everywhere - eat in moderation."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cookie Monster has life-threatening diabetes', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cookie-monster-has-life-threatening-diabetes', '', '', '2017-10-26 16:33:33', '2017-10-26 16:33:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6011', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6013, 1, '2017-02-03 10:19:30', '2017-02-03 10:19:30', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg" alt="The Cookie Monster has diabetes" width="980" height="552" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6012" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Cookie Monster is suffering from life-threatening diabetes after years of bingeing on biscuits, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe was paid handsomely to stuff his face with cookies by television show Sesame Street - and is now paying the ultimate price.\r\n\r\nPals say the Cookie Monster, once a vivacious and fun-loving character whose catchphrases included "Me want cookie!", "Me eat cookie!" and "Om nom nom nom", is now a sad, overweight recluse who has to inject himself with insulin.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAt the height of his fame he lived in a palatial Hollywood mansion, but now he has moved to England to live out his last years in a bungalow in Felixstowe, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nOne friend said: "He was exploited in the name of chasing television ratings. It is shameful that it has come to this - he cannot earn a living anymore, his so-called showbiz friends have deserted him, and he is a burden on the National Health Service."\r\n\r\nThe Cookie Monster, 43, was a fitness fanatic when he first joined the Sesame Street cast. He was asked to eat cookies greedily for the cameras, but the gorging became an addiction and he started eating them in his dressing room and at home.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe soon developed early signs of diabetes, but he could not give up the cookies, and once even slipped into a diabetic coma.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Ipswich Hospital, which has been treating the blue muppet for over a year, said: "This is a lesson for young people everywhere - eat in moderation."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cookie Monster has life-threatening diabetes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6011-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-03 10:19:30', '2017-02-03 10:19:30', '', 6011, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6011-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6014, 1, '2017-02-03 15:57:18', '2017-02-03 15:57:18', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/duck-horse-e1486137103503.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/duck-horse-e1486137103503.jpg" alt="Norfolk scientists duck horse" width="800" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6015" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA secret weapons laboratory in Norfolk has been shut down after attempts to make a flying horse ended in disaster.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins at the Sheringham research facility believed they could mutate a horse\'s genes with a duck so that it could fly, literally under the radar.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the bold experiments went wrong when the mutant white horse turned out to have a duck\'s head without wings so it couldn\'t take off.\r\n\r\nFunds from the Bernard Matthews Military Trust have now been withdrawn, and Norfolk\'s hope of developing a "stealth horse" with which to attack Suffolk have been mothballed.\r\n\r\nA scientist who is now applying for refugee status in Suffolk said: "We were tasked with creating something capable of flying under the radar and delivering a sh*t load of bombs. Unfortunately we just ended up with a duck-horse thing capable of nothing more than a bomb load of sh"t."\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nThe news is the latest set-back for Norfolk as it fights to overcome increasing border activity and incursions from the Suffolk Liberation Front.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the duck-horse has been sent to graze in Downham Market, where human mutants live.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk scientists make flying horse genetic blunder', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'duck-horse', '', '', '2017-02-03 16:16:33', '2017-02-03 16:16:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6014', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6016, 1, '2017-02-03 15:57:18', '2017-02-03 15:57:18', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/duck-horse-e1486137103503.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/duck-horse-e1486137103503.jpg" alt="Norfolk scientists duck horse" width="800" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6015" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA secret weapons laboratory in Norfolk has been shut down after attempts to make a flying horse ended in disaster.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins at the Sheringham research facility believed they could mutate a horse\'s genes so that it could fly, literally under the radar.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the bold experiments went wrong when the mutant white horse turned out to be a cross with a duck - and was unable to take off.\r\n\r\nFunds from the Bernard Matthews Military Trust have now been withdrawn, and Norfolk\'s hope of developing a "stealth horse" with which to attack Suffolk have been mothballed.\r\n\r\nA scientist who is now applying for refugee status in Suffolk said: "We were tasked with creating something capable of flying under the radar and delivering a sh*t load of bombs. Unfortunately we just ended up with a duck-horse thing capable of nothing more than a bomb load of sh"t."\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nThe news is the latest set-back for Norfolk as it fights to overcome increasing border activity and incursions from the Suffolk Liberation Front.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the duck-horse has been sent to live in Downham Market, where human mutants live.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk scientists make flying horse genetic blunder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6014-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-03 15:57:18', '2017-02-03 15:57:18', '', 6014, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6014-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6017, 1, '2017-02-03 16:16:30', '2017-02-03 16:16:30', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/duck-horse-e1486137103503.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/duck-horse-e1486137103503.jpg" alt="Norfolk scientists duck horse" width="800" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6015" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nA secret weapons laboratory in Norfolk has been shut down after attempts to make a flying horse ended in disaster.</strong>\n\nBoffins at the Sheringham research facility believed they could mutate a horse\'s genes with a duck so that it could fly, literally under the radar.\n\n\n<br>\nBut the bold experiments went wrong when the mutant white horse turned out to have a duck\'s head without wings so it couldn\'t take off.\n\nFunds from the Bernard Matthews Military Trust have now been withdrawn, and Norfolk\'s hope of developing a "stealth horse" with which to attack Suffolk have been mothballed.\n\nA scientist who is now applying for refugee status in Suffolk said: "We were tasked with creating something capable of flying under the radar and delivering a sh*t load of bombs. Unfortunately we just ended up with a duck-horse thing capable of nothing more than a bomb load of sh"t."\n \n[AdSense-B]\n<br>\nThe news is the latest set-back for Norfolk as it fights to overcome increasing border activity and incursions from the Suffolk Liberation Front.\n\nMeanwhile, the duck-horse has been sent to graze in Downham Market, where human mutants live.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk scientists make flying horse genetic blunder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6014-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-02-03 16:16:30', '2017-02-03 16:16:30', '', 6014, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6014-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6018, 1, '2017-02-03 16:04:14', '2017-02-03 16:04:14', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/duck-horse-e1486137103503.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/duck-horse-e1486137103503.jpg" alt="Norfolk scientists duck horse" width="800" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6015" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA secret weapons laboratory in Norfolk has been shut down after attempts to make a flying horse ended in disaster.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins at the Sheringham research facility believed they could mutate a horse\'s genes so that it could fly, literally under the radar.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the bold experiments went wrong when the mutant white horse turned out to be a cross with a duck - with no wings so it couldn\'t take off.\r\n\r\nFunds from the Bernard Matthews Military Trust have now been withdrawn, and Norfolk\'s hope of developing a "stealth horse" with which to attack Suffolk have been mothballed.\r\n\r\nA scientist who is now applying for refugee status in Suffolk said: "We were tasked with creating something capable of flying under the radar and delivering a sh*t load of bombs. Unfortunately we just ended up with a duck-horse thing capable of nothing more than a bomb load of sh"t."\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nThe news is the latest set-back for Norfolk as it fights to overcome increasing border activity and incursions from the Suffolk Liberation Front.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the duck-horse has been sent to live in Downham Market, where human mutants live.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk scientists make flying horse genetic blunder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6014-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-03 16:04:14', '2017-02-03 16:04:14', '', 6014, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6014-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6019, 1, '2017-02-03 16:13:44', '2017-02-03 16:13:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/duck-horse-e1486137103503.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/duck-horse-e1486137103503.jpg" alt="Norfolk scientists duck horse" width="800" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6015" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA secret weapons laboratory in Norfolk has been shut down after attempts to make a flying horse ended in disaster.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins at the Sheringham research facility believed they could mutate a horse\'s genes with a duck so that it could fly, literally under the radar.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the bold experiments went wrong when the mutant white horse turned out to have a duck\'s head without wings so it couldn\'t take off.\r\n\r\nFunds from the Bernard Matthews Military Trust have now been withdrawn, and Norfolk\'s hope of developing a "stealth horse" with which to attack Suffolk have been mothballed.\r\n\r\nA scientist who is now applying for refugee status in Suffolk said: "We were tasked with creating something capable of flying under the radar and delivering a sh*t load of bombs. Unfortunately we just ended up with a duck-horse thing capable of nothing more than a bomb load of sh"t."\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nThe news is the latest set-back for Norfolk as it fights to overcome increasing border activity and incursions from the Suffolk Liberation Front.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the duck-horse has been sent to live in Downham Market, where human mutants live.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk scientists make flying horse genetic blunder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6014-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-03 16:13:44', '2017-02-03 16:13:44', '', 6014, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6014-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6021, 1, '2017-02-04 13:42:42', '2017-02-04 13:42:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Empty_supermarket_shelves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Empty_supermarket_shelves.jpg" alt="Vegetable crisis" width="4076" height="3152" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6022" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Are you distraught at the prospect of no lettuces or courgettes because of the dodgy Spanish weather?</strong>\r\n\r\nWe at the Suffolk Gazette DON\'T like to think of our regular readers having to go without while shops ration healthy foods or display empty shelves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSo we have brought in nutritionist Dr Sally Q Cumber to give you tips for this week\'s shopping, bringing tasty alternatives to your usual veg.\r\n\r\n- If you can\'t get an iceberg lettuce, just go for an ice lolly. Both items are full of water and will do you no harm.\r\n\r\n- Crunchy tangy radishes? If you can\'t get these lovely crisps treats, just buy a bag of Twiglets.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/radishes-vegetable-crisis.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/radishes-vegetable-crisis.jpg" alt="Swap radishes for Twiglets to avoid vegetable crisis" width="749" height="508" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6023" /></a><i>Swap your tangy radishes for Twiglets</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n- No plain old crunchy lettuce for you to sprinkle a little salt on? Swap for a bag of plain salted crisps. Just as crunchy as the lettuce and probably even more fun for the kids.\r\n\r\n- No slurpy tasty tomatoes at your supermarket? Go for a Mars bar at room temperature and you will find it quite a pleasant alternative.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\n- Missing chunks of bright orange butternut squash or carrots? Enjoy cheesy Wotsits which are the same colouring with almost as much goodness.\r\n\r\n- For potato wedges, try Doritos crisps dunked in mayonnaise.\r\n\r\n- And if strawberries are in short supply, try Haribo which are most realistic.\r\n\r\nWe hope you found these brilliant tips useful when you get to the supermarket later.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Suffolk Gazette guide to avoiding supermarket vegetable crisis', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'vegetable-crisis', '', '', '2017-02-04 13:44:24', '2017-02-04 13:44:24', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6021', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6024, 1, '2017-02-04 13:42:42', '2017-02-04 13:42:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Empty_supermarket_shelves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Empty_supermarket_shelves.jpg" alt="Vegetable crisis" width="4076" height="3152" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6022" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Are you distraught at the prospect of no lettuces or courgettes because of the dodgy Spanish weather?</strong>\r\n\r\nWe at the Suffolk Gazette DON\'T like to think of our regular readers having to go without while shops ration healthy foods or display empty shelves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSo we have brought in nutritionist Dr Sally Q Cumber to give you tips for this week\'s shopping, bringing tasty alternatives to your usual veg.\r\n\r\n- If you can\'t get an iceberg lettuce, just go for an ice lolly. Both items are full of water and will do you no harm.\r\n\r\n- Crunchy tangy radishes? If you can\'t get these lovely crisps treats, just buy a bag of Twiglets.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/radishes-vegetable-crisis.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/radishes-vegetable-crisis.jpg" alt="Swap radishes for Twiglets to avoid vegetable crisis" width="749" height="508" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6023" /></a><i>Swap your tangy radishes for Twiglets</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n- No plain old crunchy lettuce for you to sprinkle a little salt on? Swap for a bag of plain salted crisps. Just as crunchy as the lettuce and probably even more fun for the kids.\r\n\r\n- No slurpy tasty tomatoes at your supermarket? Go for a Mars bar at room temperature and you will find it quite a pleasant alternative.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\n- Missing chunks of bright orange butternut squash or carrots? Enjoy cheesy Wotsits which are the same colouring with almost as much goodness.\r\n\r\n- For potato wedges, try Doritos crisps dunked in mayonnaise.\r\n\r\n- And if strawberries are in short supply, try Haribo which are most realistic."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Suffolk Gazette guide to avoiding supermarket vegetable crisis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6021-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-04 13:42:42', '2017-02-04 13:42:42', '', 6021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6025, 1, '2017-02-04 13:44:02', '2017-02-04 13:44:02', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Empty_supermarket_shelves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Empty_supermarket_shelves.jpg" alt="Vegetable crisis" width="4076" height="3152" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6022" /></a>\n\n<strong>Are you distraught at the prospect of no lettuces or courgettes because of the dodgy Spanish weather?</strong>\n\nWe at the Suffolk Gazette DON\'T like to think of our regular readers having to go without while shops ration healthy foods or display empty shelves.\n\n\n<br>\nSo we have brought in nutritionist Dr Sally Q Cumber to give you tips for this week\'s shopping, bringing tasty alternatives to your usual veg.\n\n- If you can\'t get an iceberg lettuce, just go for an ice lolly. Both items are full of water and will do you no harm.\n\n- Crunchy tangy radishes? If you can\'t get these lovely crisps treats, just buy a bag of Twiglets.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/radishes-vegetable-crisis.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/radishes-vegetable-crisis.jpg" alt="Swap radishes for Twiglets to avoid vegetable crisis" width="749" height="508" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6023" /></a><i>Swap your tangy radishes for Twiglets</i></center><br><br>\n\n- No plain old crunchy lettuce for you to sprinkle a little salt on? Swap for a bag of plain salted crisps. Just as crunchy as the lettuce and probably even more fun for the kids.\n\n- No slurpy tasty tomatoes at your supermarket? Go for a Mars bar at room temperature and you will find it quite a pleasant alternative.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n<br>\n- Missing chunks of bright orange butternut squash or carrots? Enjoy cheesy Wotsits which are the same colouring with almost as much goodness.\n\n- For potato wedges, try Doritos crisps dunked in mayonnaise.\n\n- And if strawberries are in short supply, try Haribo which are most realistic.\n\n\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Suffolk Gazette guide to avoiding supermarket vegetable crisis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6021-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-02-04 13:44:02', '2017-02-04 13:44:02', '', 6021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6021-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6026, 1, '2017-02-04 13:44:24', '2017-02-04 13:44:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Empty_supermarket_shelves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Empty_supermarket_shelves.jpg" alt="Vegetable crisis" width="4076" height="3152" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6022" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Are you distraught at the prospect of no lettuces or courgettes because of the dodgy Spanish weather?</strong>\r\n\r\nWe at the Suffolk Gazette DON\'T like to think of our regular readers having to go without while shops ration healthy foods or display empty shelves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSo we have brought in nutritionist Dr Sally Q Cumber to give you tips for this week\'s shopping, bringing tasty alternatives to your usual veg.\r\n\r\n- If you can\'t get an iceberg lettuce, just go for an ice lolly. Both items are full of water and will do you no harm.\r\n\r\n- Crunchy tangy radishes? If you can\'t get these lovely crisps treats, just buy a bag of Twiglets.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/radishes-vegetable-crisis.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/radishes-vegetable-crisis.jpg" alt="Swap radishes for Twiglets to avoid vegetable crisis" width="749" height="508" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6023" /></a><i>Swap your tangy radishes for Twiglets</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n- No plain old crunchy lettuce for you to sprinkle a little salt on? Swap for a bag of plain salted crisps. Just as crunchy as the lettuce and probably even more fun for the kids.\r\n\r\n- No slurpy tasty tomatoes at your supermarket? Go for a Mars bar at room temperature and you will find it quite a pleasant alternative.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\n- Missing chunks of bright orange butternut squash or carrots? Enjoy cheesy Wotsits which are the same colouring with almost as much goodness.\r\n\r\n- For potato wedges, try Doritos crisps dunked in mayonnaise.\r\n\r\n- And if strawberries are in short supply, try Haribo which are most realistic.\r\n\r\nWe hope you found these brilliant tips useful when you get to the supermarket later.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Suffolk Gazette guide to avoiding supermarket vegetable crisis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6021-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-04 13:44:24', '2017-02-04 13:44:24', '', 6021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6029, 1, '2017-02-05 12:53:59', '2017-02-05 12:53:59', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nAmerican President Donald Trump\'s ancestors were Norfolk farmers with an incredible modern-day link to the Queen, we can reveal today.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe traced his family tree going back many generations, and discovered his ancestors eked out a living on farmland that is now part of Her Majesty\'s sprawling Sandringham Estate.\r\n\r\nOur special investigation featured weeks of sifting through thousands of documents and old photographs at the Norfolk Central Records Office, which unearthed the extraordinary Trump heritage in the village of West Newton, just south of Sandringham.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Trump\'s great, great-grandfather Archibald "Archie" Trump bought eight acres of land in 1827, and he toiled for more than 50 years with the help of his sons Abraham and Henry, before he died in 1879, aged 68.\r\n\r\nThe family endured many hardships, yet young Henry - who was Donald Trump\'s great-grandfather - displayed some business acumen by being featured in an early edition of the Eastern Daily Press newspaper, posing for the camera as part of a feature about rearing geese.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg" alt="henry trump norfolk" width="560" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6030" /></a><i>Take a gander: Henry Trump, the President\'s great grandfather, pictured as a young man</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry displays many of the distinctive Trump features as a young boy, but as he grew older he bore an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump. We discovered another photo of Henry, believed to be taken in 1880, just after his father\'s death.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nHe would have been around 35 years old at this point, and the photograph, which featured in the West Newton parish newsletter, shows Henry was still working the land, as he poses proudly with a hay fork. He even has tiny hands!\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg" alt="Henry Trump in Norfolk" width="400" height="561" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6031" /></a><i>Family features: Henry as an older man was the spitting image of Donald</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry had one son - Donald Trump\'s grandfather, Isaac - who moved to the remote Isle of Lewis in Scotland when the family sold their Norfolk land to the Sandringham Estate, which had been the country retreat of British monarchs since 1868.\r\n\r\nIt seems extraordinary now that the Trump family\'s first business venture, a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/mutant-carrots/">smallholding farm in Norfolk</a>, was sold to the British Royal Family.\r\n\r\nThe rest of the Trump family history is more commonly known. Isaac raised three daughters on the Isle of Lewis, one of whom was the President\'s mother, Mary Anne, who moved to America in 1930 to work as a house servant.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: Donald Trump\'s Norfolk ancestry with royal links', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'donald-trump-norfolk-ancestry', '', '', '2018-01-29 10:02:33', '2018-01-29 10:02:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6029', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6033, 1, '2017-02-05 12:47:18', '2017-02-05 12:47:18', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nAmerican President Donald Trump\'s ancestors were Norfolk farmers with an incredible modern-day link to the Queen, we can reveal today.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe traced his family tree going back many generations, and discovered his ancestors eeked out a living on farmland that is now part of Her Majesty\'s sprawling Sandringham Estate.\r\n\r\nOur special investigation featured weeks of sifting through thousands of documents and old photographs at the Norfolk Central Records Office, which unearthed the extraordinary Trump heritage in the village of West Newton, just south of Sandringham.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Trump\'s great, great, grandfather Archibald "Archie" Trump bought eight acres of land, and he toiled for more than 50 years with the help of his sons Abraham and Henry, before he died in 1879, aged 68.\r\n\r\nThe family endured many hardships, and young Henry - who was Donald Trump\'s great grandfather - even featured in an early edition of the Eastern Daily Press newspaper, posing for the camera as part of a feature about rearing geese.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg" alt="henry trump norfolk" width="560" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6030" /></a><i>Take a gander: Henry Trump, the President\'s great grandfather, pictured as a young man</center>,</i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry displays many of the distinctive Trump features as a young boy, but as he grew older he bore an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump. We discovered another photo of Henry, believed to be taken in 1880, just after his father\'s death.\r\n\r\nHe would have been around 35 years old at this point, and the photograph shows he was still working the land, as he poses proudly with a hay fork.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg" alt="Henry Trump in Norfolk" width="400" height="561" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6031" /></a><i>Top trumps: Henry as an older man was the spitting image of Donald</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry had one son - Donald Trump\'s grandfather, Isaac - who moved to the remote Isle of Lewis in Scotland when the family sold their land to the Sandringham Estate, which had been the country retreat of British monarchs since 1868.\r\n\r\nIt seems extraordinary now that one of the Trump family\'s first business ventures, a smallholding in Norfolk, was sold to the British Royal Family.\r\n\r\nThe rest of the Trump family history is more commonly known. Isaac raised three daughters on the Isle of Lewis, one of whom was the President\'s mother, Mary Anne, who moved to America in 1930 to work as a house servant.\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Revealed: Donald Trump\'s Norfolk ancestry with royal links', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6029-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-05 12:47:18', '2017-02-05 12:47:18', '', 6029, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6029-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6034, 1, '2017-02-05 12:53:59', '2017-02-05 12:53:59', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nAmerican President Donald Trump\'s ancestors were Norfolk farmers with an incredible modern-day link to the Queen, we can reveal today.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe traced his family tree going back many generations, and discovered his ancestors eked out a living on farmland that is now part of Her Majesty\'s sprawling Sandringham Estate.\r\n\r\nOur special investigation featured weeks of sifting through thousands of documents and old photographs at the Norfolk Central Records Office, which unearthed the extraordinary Trump heritage in the village of West Newton, just south of Sandringham.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Trump\'s great, great-grandfather Archibald "Archie" Trump bought eight acres of land in 1827, and he toiled for more than 50 years with the help of his sons Abraham and Henry, before he died in 1879, aged 68.\r\n\r\nThe family endured many hardships, yet young Henry - who was Donald Trump\'s great-grandfather - displayed some business acumen by being featured in an early edition of the Eastern Daily Press newspaper, posing for the camera as part of a feature about rearing geese.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg" alt="henry trump norfolk" width="560" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6030" /></a><i>Take a gander: Henry Trump, the President\'s great grandfather, pictured as a young man</center>,</i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry displays many of the distinctive Trump features as a young boy, but as he grew older he bore an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump. We discovered another photo of Henry, believed to be taken in 1880, just after his father\'s death.\r\n\r\nHe would have been around 35 years old at this point, and the photograph, which featured in the West Newton parish newsletter, shows Henry was still working the land, as he poses proudly with a hay fork.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg" alt="Henry Trump in Norfolk" width="400" height="561" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6031" /></a><i>Family features: Henry as an older man was the spitting image of Donald</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry had one son - Donald Trump\'s grandfather, Isaac - who moved to the remote Isle of Lewis in Scotland when the family sold their Norfolk land to the Sandringham Estate, which had been the country retreat of British monarchs since 1868.\r\n\r\nIt seems extraordinary now that the Trump family\'s first business venture, a smallholding in Norfolk, was sold to the British Royal Family.\r\n\r\nThe rest of the Trump family history is more commonly known. Isaac raised three daughters on the Isle of Lewis, one of whom was the President\'s mother, Mary Anne, who moved to America in 1930 to work as a house servant.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: Donald Trump\'s Norfolk ancestry with royal links', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6029-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-05 12:53:59', '2017-02-05 12:53:59', '', 6029, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6029-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6035, 1, '2018-01-29 10:02:22', '2018-01-29 10:02:22', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nAmerican President Donald Trump\'s ancestors were Norfolk farmers with an incredible modern-day link to the Queen, we can reveal today.</strong>\n\nWe traced his family tree going back many generations, and discovered his ancestors eked out a living on farmland that is now part of Her Majesty\'s sprawling Sandringham Estate.\n\nOur special investigation featured weeks of sifting through thousands of documents and old photographs at the Norfolk Central Records Office, which unearthed the extraordinary Trump heritage in the village of West Newton, just south of Sandringham.\n\n\n<br>\nMr Trump\'s great, great-grandfather Archibald "Archie" Trump bought eight acres of land in 1827, and he toiled for more than 50 years with the help of his sons Abraham and Henry, before he died in 1879, aged 68.\n\nThe family endured many hardships, yet young Henry - who was Donald Trump\'s great-grandfather - displayed some business acumen by being featured in an early edition of the Eastern Daily Press newspaper, posing for the camera as part of a feature about rearing geese.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg" alt="henry trump norfolk" width="560" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6030" /></a><i>Take a gander: Henry Trump, the President\'s great grandfather, pictured as a young man</center></i><br><br>\n\nHenry displays many of the distinctive Trump features as a young boy, but as he grew older he bore an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump. We discovered another photo of Henry, believed to be taken in 1880, just after his father\'s death.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n<br>\nHe would have been around 35 years old at this point, and the photograph, which featured in the West Newton parish newsletter, shows Henry was still working the land, as he poses proudly with a hay fork. He even has tiny hands!\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg" alt="Henry Trump in Norfolk" width="400" height="561" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6031" /></a><i>Family features: Henry as an older man was the spitting image of Donald</i></center><br><br>\n\nHenry had one son - Donald Trump\'s grandfather, Isaac - who moved to the remote Isle of Lewis in Scotland when the family sold their Norfolk land to the Sandringham Estate, which had been the country retreat of British monarchs since 1868.\n\nIt seems extraordinary now that the Trump family\'s first business venture, a smallholding farm in Norfolk, was sold to the British Royal Family.\n\nThe rest of the Trump family history is more commonly known. Isaac raised three daughters on the Isle of Lewis, one of whom was the President\'s mother, Mary Anne, who moved to America in 1930 to work as a house servant.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: Donald Trump\'s Norfolk ancestry with royal links', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6029-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 10:02:22', '2018-01-29 10:02:22', '', 6029, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6029-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6036, 1, '2017-02-05 12:55:30', '2017-02-05 12:55:30', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nAmerican President Donald Trump\'s ancestors were Norfolk farmers with an incredible modern-day link to the Queen, we can reveal today.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe traced his family tree going back many generations, and discovered his ancestors eked out a living on farmland that is now part of Her Majesty\'s sprawling Sandringham Estate.\r\n\r\nOur special investigation featured weeks of sifting through thousands of documents and old photographs at the Norfolk Central Records Office, which unearthed the extraordinary Trump heritage in the village of West Newton, just south of Sandringham.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Trump\'s great, great-grandfather Archibald "Archie" Trump bought eight acres of land in 1827, and he toiled for more than 50 years with the help of his sons Abraham and Henry, before he died in 1879, aged 68.\r\n\r\nThe family endured many hardships, yet young Henry - who was Donald Trump\'s great-grandfather - displayed some business acumen by being featured in an early edition of the Eastern Daily Press newspaper, posing for the camera as part of a feature about rearing geese.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg" alt="henry trump norfolk" width="560" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6030" /></a><i>Take a gander: Henry Trump, the President\'s great grandfather, pictured as a young man</center>,</i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry displays many of the distinctive Trump features as a young boy, but as he grew older he bore an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump. We discovered another photo of Henry, believed to be taken in 1880, just after his father\'s death.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nHe would have been around 35 years old at this point, and the photograph, which featured in the West Newton parish newsletter, shows Henry was still working the land, as he poses proudly with a hay fork.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg" alt="Henry Trump in Norfolk" width="400" height="561" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6031" /></a><i>Family features: Henry as an older man was the spitting image of Donald</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry had one son - Donald Trump\'s grandfather, Isaac - who moved to the remote Isle of Lewis in Scotland when the family sold their Norfolk land to the Sandringham Estate, which had been the country retreat of British monarchs since 1868.\r\n\r\nIt seems extraordinary now that the Trump family\'s first business venture, a smallholding in Norfolk, was sold to the British Royal Family.\r\n\r\nThe rest of the Trump family history is more commonly known. Isaac raised three daughters on the Isle of Lewis, one of whom was the President\'s mother, Mary Anne, who moved to America in 1930 to work as a house servant.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: Donald Trump\'s Norfolk ancestry with royal links', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6029-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-05 12:55:30', '2017-02-05 12:55:30', '', 6029, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6029-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6038, 1, '2017-02-05 13:00:58', '2017-02-05 13:00:58', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nAmerican President Donald Trump\'s ancestors were Norfolk farmers with an incredible modern-day link to the Queen, we can reveal today.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe traced his family tree going back many generations, and discovered his ancestors eked out a living on farmland that is now part of Her Majesty\'s sprawling Sandringham Estate.\r\n\r\nOur special investigation featured weeks of sifting through thousands of documents and old photographs at the Norfolk Central Records Office, which unearthed the extraordinary Trump heritage in the village of West Newton, just south of Sandringham.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Trump\'s great, great-grandfather Archibald "Archie" Trump bought eight acres of land in 1827, and he toiled for more than 50 years with the help of his sons Abraham and Henry, before he died in 1879, aged 68.\r\n\r\nThe family endured many hardships, yet young Henry - who was Donald Trump\'s great-grandfather - displayed some business acumen by being featured in an early edition of the Eastern Daily Press newspaper, posing for the camera as part of a feature about rearing geese.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg" alt="henry trump norfolk" width="560" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6030" /></a><i>Take a gander: Henry Trump, the President\'s great grandfather, pictured as a young man</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry displays many of the distinctive Trump features as a young boy, but as he grew older he bore an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump. We discovered another photo of Henry, believed to be taken in 1880, just after his father\'s death.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nHe would have been around 35 years old at this point, and the photograph, which featured in the West Newton parish newsletter, shows Henry was still working the land, as he poses proudly with a hay fork.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg" alt="Henry Trump in Norfolk" width="400" height="561" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6031" /></a><i>Family features: Henry as an older man was the spitting image of Donald</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry had one son - Donald Trump\'s grandfather, Isaac - who moved to the remote Isle of Lewis in Scotland when the family sold their Norfolk land to the Sandringham Estate, which had been the country retreat of British monarchs since 1868.\r\n\r\nIt seems extraordinary now that the Trump family\'s first business venture, a smallholding in Norfolk, was sold to the British Royal Family.\r\n\r\nThe rest of the Trump family history is more commonly known. Isaac raised three daughters on the Isle of Lewis, one of whom was the President\'s mother, Mary Anne, who moved to America in 1930 to work as a house servant.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: Donald Trump\'s Norfolk ancestry with royal links', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6029-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-05 13:00:58', '2017-02-05 13:00:58', '', 6029, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6029-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6039, 1, '2017-02-05 14:15:15', '2017-02-05 14:15:15', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nAmerican President Donald Trump\'s ancestors were Norfolk farmers with an incredible modern-day link to the Queen, we can reveal today.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe traced his family tree going back many generations, and discovered his ancestors eked out a living on farmland that is now part of Her Majesty\'s sprawling Sandringham Estate.\r\n\r\nOur special investigation featured weeks of sifting through thousands of documents and old photographs at the Norfolk Central Records Office, which unearthed the extraordinary Trump heritage in the village of West Newton, just south of Sandringham.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Trump\'s great, great-grandfather Archibald "Archie" Trump bought eight acres of land in 1827, and he toiled for more than 50 years with the help of his sons Abraham and Henry, before he died in 1879, aged 68.\r\n\r\nThe family endured many hardships, yet young Henry - who was Donald Trump\'s great-grandfather - displayed some business acumen by being featured in an early edition of the Eastern Daily Press newspaper, posing for the camera as part of a feature about rearing geese.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-boy.jpg" alt="henry trump norfolk" width="560" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6030" /></a><i>Take a gander: Henry Trump, the President\'s great grandfather, pictured as a young man</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry displays many of the distinctive Trump features as a young boy, but as he grew older he bore an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump. We discovered another photo of Henry, believed to be taken in 1880, just after his father\'s death.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nHe would have been around 35 years old at this point, and the photograph, which featured in the West Newton parish newsletter, shows Henry was still working the land, as he poses proudly with a hay fork. He even has tiny hands!\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donald-trump-great-grandfather.jpg" alt="Henry Trump in Norfolk" width="400" height="561" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6031" /></a><i>Family features: Henry as an older man was the spitting image of Donald</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHenry had one son - Donald Trump\'s grandfather, Isaac - who moved to the remote Isle of Lewis in Scotland when the family sold their Norfolk land to the Sandringham Estate, which had been the country retreat of British monarchs since 1868.\r\n\r\nIt seems extraordinary now that the Trump family\'s first business venture, a smallholding in Norfolk, was sold to the British Royal Family.\r\n\r\nThe rest of the Trump family history is more commonly known. Isaac raised three daughters on the Isle of Lewis, one of whom was the President\'s mother, Mary Anne, who moved to America in 1930 to work as a house servant.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: Donald Trump\'s Norfolk ancestry with royal links', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6029-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-05 14:15:15', '2017-02-05 14:15:15', '', 6029, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6029-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6040, 0, '2017-02-05 21:29:03', '2017-02-05 21:29:03', 'Unfortunately I can no longer view your website - everything ends up in a narrow vertical column on the left of the screen.\r\nThe logos at the bottom are shown OK, but the text is squashed.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: David Jenkins\nAUTHOR EMAIL: david.jenkins@lathyrus.eu\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 213.121.193.252\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; David Jenkins\n    [2_Email] =&gt; david.jenkins@lathyrus.eu\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Unfortunately I can no longer view your website - everything ends up in a narrow vertical column on the left of the screen.\r\nThe logos at the bottom are shown OK, but the text is squashed.\r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 11c5e386e660575109aae5530d4cc9ba\n)\n', 'David Jenkins - 2017-02-05 21:29:03', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '11c5e386e660575109aae5530d4cc9ba', '', '', '2017-02-05 21:29:03', '2017-02-05 21:29:03', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=6040', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6041, 1, '2017-02-06 14:02:00', '2017-02-06 14:02:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg" alt="Courgette shortage" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5813" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk man Jon Stevens has been refused the mortgage he needed to buy this week\'s vegetables.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Stevens had saved up all week to buy a lettuce, some courgettes and a cauliflower, and was hoping to borrow the rest from his bank.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut his mean-spirited bank manager turned down his request for a 15-year mortgage to pay for the essential basket of veg.\r\n\r\n"I had saved hard for what I thought would be a pretty good deposit for the vegetables at Tesco, but the bank would not fund the difference," said Mr Stevens, 46, a teacher from Newmarket.\r\n\r\nHe added: "I even offered to extend the repayment period to 25 years, and pay higher interest, but the bank would not budge."\r\n\r\nShoppers across Britain are facing huge increases in vegetable prices, while other crops are fast disappearing from the shelves... all down to dodgy weather in Southern Europe.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome stores have introduced rationing, with a single lettuce now costing well over £1.\r\n\r\nMr Stevens said he was ignoring the temptation to use a high-interest pay-day loan and was now stocking up on crisps to see him through the crisis.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man refused mortgage to buy vegetables', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'mortgage-vegetables', '', '', '2017-02-08 13:53:36', '2017-02-08 13:53:36', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6041', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6042, 1, '2017-02-06 14:02:00', '2017-02-06 14:02:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg" alt="Courgette shortage" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5813" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk man Jon Stevens has been refused the mortgage he needed to buy this week\'s vegetables.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Stevens had saved up all week to buy a lettuce, some courgettes and a cauliflower, and was hoping to borrow the rest from his bank.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut his mean-spirited bank manager turned down his request for a 15-year mortgage to pay for the essential basket of veg.\r\n\r\n"I had saved hard for what I thought would be a pretty good deposit for the vegetables at Tesco, but the bank would not fund the difference," said Mr Stevens, 46, a teacher from Newmarket.\r\n\r\nhe added: "I even offered to extend the repayment period to 25 years, and pay higher interest, but the bank would not budge."\r\n\r\nShoppers across Britain are facing huge increases in vegetable prices, while other crops are fast disappearing from the shelves... all down to dodgy weather in Southern Europe.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nSome stores have introduced rationing, with a single lettuce now costing well over £1.\r\n\r\nMr Stevens said he was ignoring the temptation to use a high-interest pay-day loan and was now stocking up on crisps to see him through the crisis.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man refused mortgage to buy vegetables', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6041-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-06 14:02:00', '2017-02-06 14:02:00', '', 6041, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6041-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6043, 1, '2017-02-06 14:06:02', '2017-02-06 14:06:02', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg" alt="Courgette shortage" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5813" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk man Jon Stevens has been refused the mortgage he needed to buy this week\'s vegetables.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Stevens had saved up all week to buy a lettuce, some courgettes and a cauliflower, and was hoping to borrow the rest from his bank.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut his mean-spirited bank manager turned down his request for a 15-year mortgage to pay for the essential basket of veg.\r\n\r\n"I had saved hard for what I thought would be a pretty good deposit for the vegetables at Tesco, but the bank would not fund the difference," said Mr Stevens, 46, a teacher from Newmarket.\r\n\r\nHe added: "I even offered to extend the repayment period to 25 years, and pay higher interest, but the bank would not budge."\r\n\r\nShoppers across Britain are facing huge increases in vegetable prices, while other crops are fast disappearing from the shelves... all down to dodgy weather in Southern Europe.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nSome stores have introduced rationing, with a single lettuce now costing well over £1.\r\n\r\nMr Stevens said he was ignoring the temptation to use a high-interest pay-day loan and was now stocking up on crisps to see him through the crisis.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man refused mortgage to buy vegetables', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6041-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-06 14:06:02', '2017-02-06 14:06:02', '', 6041, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6041-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6046, 1, '2017-02-07 08:58:51', '2017-02-07 08:58:51', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice have seized a huge consignment of vile Valentine\'s Day cards designed specifically for the Norfolk market.</b>\r\n\r\nThe look and feel of the cards caused no offence, but the wording clearly supported illegal family member relationships in the county.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWhile it is widely known that such behaviour is rife in Norfolk, authorities there prefer to sweep it under the carpet.\r\n\r\nBut when Suffolk Police got wind that the cards were being made in Lowestoft, they decided to take action and carried out a dawn raid.\r\n\r\nSexual crimes officers were horrified when they burst in to Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd, where the wording on 4,000 recently printed Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards clearly broke the law.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg" alt="Norfolk valentines day card" width="450" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4810" /></a><i>Illegal Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "This sort of relationship with your uncle may be acceptable behaviour in Norfolk, but here in Suffolk it is clearly a crime, and therefore unheard of.\r\n\r\n"As the cards were being made in Suffolk - albeit close to the Norfolk border - we had no option but to act fast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt transpires Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd is run by a couple originally from Norfolk. Edna Spratt and her brother Bubba moved to Lowestoft with their nine children in 2009 when their turnip crop failed.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 39-year-old woman and a 36-year-old man from Lowestoft will appear before the town\'s magistrates on Monday, charged with outraging public decency.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police seize vile Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4809-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-07 08:58:51', '2017-02-07 08:58:51', '', 4809, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4809-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6048, 1, '2017-02-07 11:31:39', '2017-02-07 11:31:39', 'The Suffolk Gazette welcomes advertising and content marketing opportunities. Your advert can appear in various places on our pages, and you\'d be surprised by how cost effective this could be for your business.\r\n\r\nWe have a wide readership across all age groups. And while our highest base is in East Anglia, we also have significant national reach, as well as an international audience.\r\n\r\nPlease use the contact form below and we will get back to you ASAP.\r\n\r\n[contact-form to=\'suffolkgazette@gmail.com\'][contact-field label=\'Name\' type=\'name\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Email\' type=\'email\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Comment\' type=\'textarea\' required=\'1\'/][/contact-form]', 'Advertise in the Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1875-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-07 11:31:39', '2017-02-07 11:31:39', '', 1875, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1875-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6049, 1, '2017-02-07 11:41:47', '2017-02-07 11:41:47', 'The Suffolk Gazette welcomes your stories, comments and feedback. Stories (nothing libelous, abusive, racist, sexist, generally offensive etc) must be remotely funny and not get us into trouble.\r\n\r\nPlease use this form to submit your story idea, general comment or threats of violence if you happen to be from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n[wpdevart_forms id=1]\r\n', 'Contact us', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '65-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-07 11:41:47', '2017-02-07 11:41:47', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/65-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6050, 1, '2017-02-07 11:47:21', '2017-02-07 11:47:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/courgette.jpg" alt="Courgette shortage" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5813" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk man Jon Stevens has been refused the mortgage he needed to buy this week\'s vegetables.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Stevens had saved up all week to buy a lettuce, some courgettes and a cauliflower, and was hoping to borrow the rest from his bank.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut his mean-spirited bank manager turned down his request for a 15-year mortgage to pay for the essential basket of veg.\r\n\r\n"I had saved hard for what I thought would be a pretty good deposit for the vegetables at Tesco, but the bank would not fund the difference," said Mr Stevens, 46, a teacher from Newmarket.\r\n\r\nHe added: "I even offered to extend the repayment period to 25 years, and pay higher interest, but the bank would not budge."\r\n\r\nShoppers across Britain are facing huge increases in vegetable prices, while other crops are fast disappearing from the shelves... all down to dodgy weather in Southern Europe.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome stores have introduced rationing, with a single lettuce now costing well over £1.\r\n\r\nMr Stevens said he was ignoring the temptation to use a high-interest pay-day loan and was now stocking up on crisps to see him through the crisis.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man refused mortgage to buy vegetables', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6041-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-07 11:47:21', '2017-02-07 11:47:21', '', 6041, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6041-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6051, 1, '2017-02-07 13:45:29', '2017-02-07 13:45:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/police-lion.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/police-lion.jpg" alt="Police look for lion on the loose in Suffolk" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6053" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA police operation to catch a lion on the loose in a Suffolk village was called off when the dangerous animal turned out to be a stuffed toy left in a field.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk police received three calls from worried elderly residents at Saxtead, who claimed they had spotted a lion stalking the long grass on the village green.\r\n\r\nOfficers sent three patrol cars to the village near Framlingham and even sent up the police helicopter to find the rogue big cat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVillagers were warned to stay indoors and the A1120 was closed while calls were made to regional zoos to check if any lions had escaped.\r\n\r\nBut the search was called off after 45 minutes when a constable discovered the "lion" was, in fact, a stuffed toy that had been carelessly discarded on recreational land.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/police-search-lion.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/police-search-lion.jpg" alt="Police search for a lion at Saxtead" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6052" /></a><i>Mane attraction: police searching for the Suffolk lion in Saxtead</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police source said: "The stuffed toy was quite large and certainly could be mistaken easily for a real lion, especially by someone who is elderly and whose eyesight is longer as good as it used to be.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s always better to be safe that sorry, so we sent officers to check the area, and used the force helicopter with a heat-seeking camera to look for the beast.\r\n\r\n"We\'re glad it was a false alarm and nobody was killed."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk lion sightings spark huge police hunt', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-lion', '', '', '2017-02-09 09:27:56', '2017-02-09 09:27:56', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6051', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6053, 1, '2017-02-07 13:36:26', '2017-02-07 13:36:26', 'Police look for lion on the loose in Suffolk', 'police-lion', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'police-lion', '', '', '2017-02-07 13:36:52', '2017-02-07 13:36:52', '', 6051, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/police-lion.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6054, 1, '2017-02-07 13:45:29', '2017-02-07 13:45:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/police-lion.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/police-lion.jpg" alt="Police look for lion on the loose in Suffolk" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6053" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA police operation to catch a lion on the loose in a Suffolk village was called off when the dangerous animal turned out to be a stuffed toy left in a field.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk police received three calls from worried elderly residents at Saxtead, who claimed they had spotted a lion stalking the long grass on the village green.\r\n\r\nOfficers sent three patrol cars to the village near Framlingham and even sent up the police helicopter to find the rogue big cat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVillagers were warned to stay indoors and the A1120 was closed while calls were made to regional zoos to check if any lions had escaped.\r\n\r\nBut the search was called off after 45 minutes when a constable discovered the "lion" was, in fact, a stuffed toy that had been carelessly discarded on recreational land.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/police-search-lion.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/police-search-lion.jpg" alt="Police search for a lion at Saxtead" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6052" /></a><i>Mane attraction: police searching for the Suffolk lion in Saxtead</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police source said: "The stuffed toy was quite large and certainly could be mistaken easily for a real lion, especially by someone who is elderly and whose eyesight is longer as good as it used to be.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s always better to be safe that sorry, so we sent officers to check the area, and used the force helicopter with a heat-seeking camera to look for the beast.\r\n\r\n"We\'re glad it was a false alarm and nobody was killed."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk lion sightings spark huge police hunt', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6051-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-07 13:45:29', '2017-02-07 13:45:29', '', 6051, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6051-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6057, 1, '2017-02-08 09:53:29', '2017-02-08 09:53:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/woman-smoking-cuban-cigar-e1486546634496.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/woman-smoking-cuban-cigar-e1486546634496.jpg" alt="Old woman, 101, smokes fat cigar a day" width="800" height="535" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6058" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Amazing Amy Johnson celebrated her 101st birthday yesterday by puffing on a large cigar, just as she has every day for more than 80 years.</strong>\r\n\r\nMs Johnson claims her favourite Cuban cigars have kept her young - and laughed off doctors\' warnings that smoking is bad for you.\r\n\r\n"How can it be so?" she said as she celebrated with friends in Ipswich yesterday. "I\'ve made it to 101 years old and I\'ve hardly ever had so much as a cough!\r\n\r\n"So I say, a big cigar a day keeps the doctor away."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Johnson, who is a well-known local character, was born in Long Melford during World War One, and moved to Ipswich when she was 16 to work as an assistant in a tobacconist.\r\n\r\nIt was there that she developed a fondness for cigars, and began her extraordinary habit of getting through one Cuban-style cigar every day, pausing briefly in World War Two when suplies were hard to come by.\r\n\r\nShe steadfastly ignored health warnings about the perils of smoking, and says she is living proof that a good tobacco can have benefits.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I never married," she said. "But I was happy to have a Cuban as my companion. I enjoy it every day, but I am careful not to smoke it all at once.\r\n\r\n"So I have around a third of it in the morning, more in the afternoon, then finish it off after supper. I\'ve hardly ever go to the doctors, and I\'ve never been in hospital."\r\n\r\nHer habit has caused some issue at her nursing home in recent years, where for legal reasons she now has to go outside to smoke.\r\n\r\n"There is a shelter by the back door and I join some of the staff there. I\'m more like to die from catching a cold out there," she joked.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Amazing Amy, 101, insists cigar a day keeps the doctor away', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cigar-day-amy', '', '', '2017-02-09 09:27:24', '2017-02-09 09:27:24', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6057', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6059, 1, '2017-02-08 09:53:29', '2017-02-08 09:53:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/woman-smoking-cuban-cigar-e1486546634496.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/woman-smoking-cuban-cigar-e1486546634496.jpg" alt="Old woman, 101, smokes fat cigar a day" width="800" height="535" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6058" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Amazing Amy Johnson celebrated her 101st birthday yesterday by puffing on a large cigar, just as she has every day for more than 80 years.</strong>\r\n\r\nMs Johnson claims her favourite Cuban cigars have kept her young - and laughed off doctors\' warnings that smoking is bad for you.\r\n\r\n"How can it be so?" she said as she celebrated with friends in Ipswich yesterday. "I\'ve made it to 101 years old and I\'ve hardly ever had so much as a cough!\r\n\r\n"So I say, a big cigar a day keeps the doctor away."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Johnson, who is a well-known local character, was born in Long Melford during World War One, and moved to Ipswich when she was 16 to work as an assistant in a tobacconist.\r\n\r\nIt was there that she developed a fondness for cigars, and began her extraordinary habit of getting through one Cuban-style cigar every day, pausing briefly in World War Two when suplies were hard to come by.\r\n\r\nShe steadfastly ignored health warnings about the perils of smoking, and says she is living proof that a good tobacco can have benefits.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I never married," she said. "But I was happy to have a Cuban as my companion. I enjoy it every day, but I am careful not to smoke it all at once.\r\n\r\n"So I have around a third of it in the morning, more in the afternoon, then finish it off after supper. I\'ve hardly ever go to the doctors, and I\'ve never been in hospital."\r\n\r\nHer habit has caused some issue at her nursing home in recent years, where for legal reasons she now has to go outside to smoke.\r\n\r\n"There is a shelter by the back door and I join some of the staff there. I\'m more like to die from catching a cold out there," she joked.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Amazing Amy, 101, insists cigar a day keeps the doctor away', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6057-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-08 09:53:29', '2017-02-08 09:53:29', '', 6057, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6057-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6060, 1, '2017-02-08 13:51:59', '2017-02-08 13:51:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6061" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg" alt="Super Glue Diet Lispstick" width="640" height="426" /></a>\n\n<strong>Chemists have invented an amazing new lipstick that helps you lose weight, it emerged today.</strong>\n\nThe wonder product is guaranteed to shed the pounds within days of being applied to the lips.\n\n\n\nUsers say the product, called Super Glue Diet Lipstick, really helps dieting and has been known to add a certain peace and quiet to a home.\n\nOne early customer, Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Stowmarket, Suffolk said: "I applied the lipstick and found I not only lost the cravings to eat - I simply couldn\'t eat at all.\n\n"I\'ve tried all the diet crazes and fads before, but nothing worked or the weight piled back on afterwards. But the effect of the Super Glue Diet Lipstick was amazing. I lost a stone within a week."\n\nMs Fisher, who works at the ICI paint factory, admitted there were one or two side effects.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"My boyfriend often tells me to shut my mouth. Well with this lipstick I could not actually open my mouth properly at all. He really enjoyed the peace and quiet.\n\n"I was on liquids for two weeks - fortunately that included gin and tonic... slimline of course."\n\nSuper Glue Diet Lipstick is available from all good chemists, and some bad ones, priced at £3.99. One application is usually enough.\n\nThe news comes as it was revealed that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/wine-diet/">drinking just half a bottle of wine before going to bed</a> each night is another excellent weight-loss plan.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Lose weight with brilliant new diet lipstick', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'lose-weight', '', '', '2019-02-18 08:15:42', '2019-02-18 08:15:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6060', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6062, 1, '2017-02-08 13:51:59', '2017-02-08 13:51:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg" alt="Super Glue Diet Lispstick" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6061" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nChemists have invented an amazing new lipstick that helps you lose weight, it emerged today.\r\n\r\nThe wonder product is guaranteed to shed the pounds or kilos within days of being applied to the lips.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUsers say the product, called Super Glue, really helps dieting and has been known to add a certain peace and quiet to a home.\r\n\r\nOne early customer, Paula Kings of Stowmarket, Suffolk said: "I applied the lipstick and found I not only lost the cravings to eat - I simply couldn\'t eat at all.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve tried all the diet crazes and fads before, but nothing worked or the weight piled back on afterwards. But the effect of the Super Glue Diet Lipstick was amazing. I lost a stone within a week."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Kings, 34, who works at the ICI paint factory, admitted there were one or two side effects. "My boyfriend often tells me to shut my mouth. Well with this lipstick I could not actually open my mouth properly at all. He really enjoyed the peace and quiet.\r\n\r\n"I was on liquids for two weeks - fortunately that included gin and tonic... slimline of course."\r\n\r\nSuper Glue Diet Lipstick is available from all good chemists, and some bad ones, priced at £3.99. One application is usually enough. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Lose weight with brilliant new diet lipstick', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6060-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-08 13:51:59', '2017-02-08 13:51:59', '', 6060, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6060-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6063, 1, '2017-02-08 13:53:02', '2017-02-08 13:53:02', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg" alt="Super Glue Diet Lispstick" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6061" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Chemists have invented an amazing new lipstick that helps you lose weight, it emerged today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe wonder product is guaranteed to shed the pounds or kilos within days of being applied to the lips.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUsers say the product, called Super Glue, really helps dieting and has been known to add a certain peace and quiet to a home.\r\n\r\nOne early customer, Paula Kings of Stowmarket, Suffolk said: "I applied the lipstick and found I not only lost the cravings to eat - I simply couldn\'t eat at all.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve tried all the diet crazes and fads before, but nothing worked or the weight piled back on afterwards. But the effect of the Super Glue Diet Lipstick was amazing. I lost a stone within a week."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Kings, 34, who works at the ICI paint factory, admitted there were one or two side effects. "My boyfriend often tells me to shut my mouth. Well with this lipstick I could not actually open my mouth properly at all. He really enjoyed the peace and quiet.\r\n\r\n"I was on liquids for two weeks - fortunately that included gin and tonic... slimline of course."\r\n\r\nSuper Glue Diet Lipstick is available from all good chemists, and some bad ones, priced at £3.99. One application is usually enough. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Lose weight with brilliant new diet lipstick', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6060-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-08 13:53:02', '2017-02-08 13:53:02', '', 6060, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6060-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6064, 1, '2017-02-08 13:58:42', '2017-02-08 13:58:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg" alt="Super Glue Diet Lispstick" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6061" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Chemists have invented an amazing new lipstick that helps you lose weight, it emerged today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe wonder product is guaranteed to shed the pounds or kilos within days of being applied to the lips.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUsers say the product, called Super Glue Diet Lipstick, really helps dieting and has been known to add a certain peace and quiet to a home.\r\n\r\nOne early customer, Paula Kings of Stowmarket, Suffolk said: "I applied the lipstick and found I not only lost the cravings to eat - I simply couldn\'t eat at all.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve tried all the diet crazes and fads before, but nothing worked or the weight piled back on afterwards. But the effect of the Super Glue Diet Lipstick was amazing. I lost a stone within a week."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Kings, 34, who works at the ICI paint factory, admitted there were one or two side effects. "My boyfriend often tells me to shut my mouth. Well with this lipstick I could not actually open my mouth properly at all. He really enjoyed the peace and quiet.\r\n\r\n"I was on liquids for two weeks - fortunately that included gin and tonic... slimline of course."\r\n\r\nSuper Glue Diet Lipstick is available from all good chemists, and some bad ones, priced at £3.99. One application is usually enough. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Lose weight with brilliant new diet lipstick', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6060-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-08 13:58:42', '2017-02-08 13:58:42', '', 6060, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6060-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
