<b>The BBC has announced that a member of the public from outside of the political classes or business elite will be selected to appear on all future news and current affairs panels.</b>

In a radical move, BBC talent scouts have already found the "everyman" they were looking for in complete unknown, Nigel Farage.


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The move was quite a surprise for Mr Farage. “Having never been a member of parliament and with no experience of the civil service I am amazed at the amount of airtime they are planning to give me,” he said.  

Mr Farage, who had been on a European funded exchange student training scheme for the past 17 years, is looking forward to the new challenge. Friends say that mild-mannered Nigel was humbled by the BBC’s generous offer.

<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-bbc.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-bbc.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage on the BBC" width="1024" height="683" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5294" /></a><i>Man of the people: Unknown Nigel Farage will appear on the BBC quite a lot</center></i><br><br>

A BBC insider revealed that his natural bashfulness would be a "refreshing change" to the hubris and self-interest which has come to be associated with politics in recent years.

He said: “Nigel will make the perfect ambassador for our worldwide audience and we want him to feel fully supported in bantering with politicians, big business and – who knows – even presidents, on the British public’s behalf.” 

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