INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4342, 1, '2016-08-18 14:08:38', '2016-08-18 14:08:38', 'Dear readers,\r\n\r\nBuy the Suffolk Gazette a beer to help keep the creative juices flowing on Britain\'s best spoof and satire news site!\r\n\r\nYour favourite news resource is produced by me on a voluntary basis, with the cost of hosting and related internet stuff coming out of my pocket each month.\r\n\r\nSo to really help keep me well oiled (literally) you can donate the cost of a pint of beer or two (or three).\r\n\r\nJust fill out the form below and donate with PayPal or click Donate and select to use a bank card of your choice instead. You\'ll even get a thankyou email from a hopefully-sober Ivor Traktor!\r\n\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\nThe Editor\r\n\r\n[seamless-donations]', 'Buy me a beer!', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1313-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 14:08:38', '2016-08-18 14:08:38', '', 1313, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1313-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4343, 1, '2016-08-18 14:18:32', '2016-08-18 14:18:32', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.</b>\r\n\r\nThe map (see below), which was produced by the Suffolk Gazette\'s crack team of graphic designers and cartographers at a cost of £10,000, includes the good (rich farmlands), the bad (farmers shooting burglars) and the ugly (Haverhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA county official said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for making the new map, which will go a long way to, er, putting Suffolk on the map."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="map of suffolk" width="1296" height="855" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4337" /></a><i>The Suffolk Gazette map of Suffolk (CLICK TO ENLARGE)</center></i><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We think it\'s a fair representation of our county. Hopefully people in Haverhill will still speak to us, although some of them sent us death threats after we unveiled the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-monopoly/">Suffolk version of Monopoly</a> and they were in Old Kent Road."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Realistic new map of Suffolk boosts tourism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4336-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 14:18:32', '2016-08-18 14:18:32', '', 4336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4344, 1, '2016-08-18 14:21:58', '2016-08-18 14:21:58', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk version of Monopoly, the popular game for all the family, has upset some residents of Haverhill because it is in the Old Kent Road spot on the board.</b>\r\n\r\nGreat Cornard is also in the cheap \'brown\' section of the Suffolkopoly game, which also features extensive Greater Anglia delays rather than four traditional stations.\r\n\r\nSouthwold and Aldeburgh sit proudly in the dark blue colours, in spots reserved for Mayfair and Park Lane in the traditional game.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2-600x599.jpeg" alt="image" width="600" height="599" class="aligncenter size-wysija-newsletters-max wp-image-2217" /></a></center><center><I>Controversial Suffolkopoly board game</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn Suffolkopoly the Electric Works has been replaced by the Sizewell Radiation Centre, the Water Works by a cheap Polish plumber, and there is also a Go To Norwich square, which nobody wants to land on.\r\n\r\nBut the game, conceived by Suffolk Gazette staff after a lengthy "editorial strategy meeting" in the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, has caused a big debate on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page.</a>\r\n\r\nOf the hundreds of comments, a representative two people from Haverhill were upset their town was the cheapest on the board. "It\'s typical of the snobbishness of Suffolk," said one.\r\n\r\n"I have never read your newspaper and now never will," said another, without seemingly realising the Suffolk Gazette is not a newspaper.\r\n\r\nOthers noted that Diss and Dedham, which were also given spots, were not even in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Editor Simon Young said: "What did they expect from a game that was devised after a few too many pints of Adnams?\r\n\r\n"If they want a more accurate game, they should just make it up like we did."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Intrigue over Suffolk version of Monopoly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2216-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-18 14:21:58', '2016-08-18 14:21:58', '', 2216, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2216-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4345, 0, '2016-08-18 19:27:21', '2016-08-18 19:27:21', 'Like the map but you forget to mark the whereabouts of Kim Jong Un\'s holiday cottage. Disappointed!\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Pete\nAUTHOR EMAIL: pvshort@btinternet.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.240\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Pete\n    [2_Email] =&gt; pvshort@btinternet.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Like the map but you forget to mark the whereabouts of Kim Jong Un\'s holiday cottage. Disappointed!\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; b61dc51f2e09fd119fa4e86aabd36c5f\n)\n', 'Pete - 2016-08-18 19:27:21', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'b61dc51f2e09fd119fa4e86aabd36c5f', '', '', '2016-08-18 19:27:21', '2016-08-18 19:27:21', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4345', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4346, 1, '2018-08-01 16:28:59', '2018-08-01 16:28:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg" alt="ITFC ground" width="500" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nFierce East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town and Norwich City are in shock talks to merge and form a new giant of English football.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s secretive owner Marcus Evans and Norwich supremo Delia Smith have ratified the plans.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Norwich chairman Ed Balls has agreed to Town\'s clever suggestion of a fair compromise over the new super-sized club\'s name.\r\n\r\nThey will take the \'wich\' from Norwich, and the \'Ips\' from Ipswich to create a brand new team called \'Ipswich\'.\r\n\r\nAnd Mr Balls has also agreed the new team should play at the bigger stadium, meaning it will be based in Ipswich, which has a 30,300 capacity and a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/neolithic-norwich-trophy/">substantial trophy cabinet</a>.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norwich said: "We\'d like to thank our friends in Ipswich for working with us on this deal, which makes financial sense because we will also merge finances, therefore wiping out the huge debt currently facing Ipswich Town. I am sure our supporters will be delighted."\r\n\r\nBut Canary fan Bubba Spuckler, who is a season ticket holder at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "Hang on a minute - Ed Balls seems to have agreed to Norwich City being wiped off the face of the earth, and Ipswich remaining but now with no debt. That can\'t be right?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich fans were more buoyant. Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It will finally confirm that Ipswich is the only club in East Anglia worth bothering about. However, I will miss the derby matches against Norwich."\r\n\r\nThe two sides play each other in the Championship at Portman Road in September, a game that could now end up being the last ever between the two clubs.\r\n \r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'East Anglian rivals Ipswich and Norwich to merge', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'east-anglian-rivals-merge', '', '', '2018-08-01 19:34:44', '2018-08-01 19:34:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4346', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4347, 1, '2016-08-19 09:26:42', '2016-08-19 09:26:42', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nFierce East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town and Norwich City are in shock talks to merge and form a new giant of English football.\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s secretive owner Marcus Evans, under pressure following allegations that one of his companies was involved in ticket touting at the Rio Olympics, and Norwich supremo Delia Smith, herself under fire after the club\'s relegation from the Premiership, have ratified the plans.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAnd the Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Norwich chairman Ed Balls has agreed to Town\'s clever suggestion of a fair compromise over the new super-sized club\'s name.\r\n\r\nThey will take the \'wich\' from Norwich, and the \'Ips\' from Ipswich to create a brand new team called \'Ipswich\'.\r\n\r\nAnd Mr Balls has also agreed the new team should play at the bigger stadium, meaning it will be based in Ipswich, which has a 30,300 capacity and a substantial trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg" alt="ITFC ground" width="500" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /></a><i>Merged Anglian team will be called Ipswich and based at Portman Road</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norwich said: "We\'d like to thank our friends in Ipswich for working with us on this deal. We will also merge finances so this will wipe out the huge debt currently facing Ipswich Town, and I am sure our supporters will be delighted."\r\n\r\nBut Canary fan Bubba Spuckler, who is a season ticket holder at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "Hang on a minute - Ed Balls seems to have agreed to Norwich City being wiped off the face of the earth, and Ipswich remaining but now with no debt. That can\'t be right?"\r\n\r\nIpswich fans were more buoyant. Darren Currie, 37, said: "It will finally confirm that Ipswich is the only club in East Anglia worth bothering about. However, I will miss the derby matches against Norwich."\r\n\r\nThe two sides play each other in the Championship at Portman Road this Sunday, a televised game that will once again display the love the two sets of fans have for each other.\r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'East Anglian rivals Ipswich and Norwich to merge', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4346-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-19 09:26:42', '2016-08-19 09:26:42', '', 4346, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4346-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4348, 1, '2016-08-19 09:28:59', '2016-08-19 09:28:59', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nFierce East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town and Norwich City are in shock talks to merge and form a new giant of English football.\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s secretive owner Marcus Evans, under pressure following allegations that one of his companies was involved in ticket touting at the Rio Olympics, and Norwich supremo Delia Smith, herself under fire after the club\'s relegation from the Premiership, have ratified the plans.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAnd the Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Norwich chairman Ed Balls has agreed to Town\'s clever suggestion of a fair compromise over the new super-sized club\'s name.\r\n\r\nThey will take the \'wich\' from Norwich, and the \'Ips\' from Ipswich to create a brand new team called \'Ipswich\'.\r\n\r\nAnd Mr Balls has also agreed the new team should play at the bigger stadium, meaning it will be based in Ipswich, which has a 30,300 capacity and a substantial trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg" alt="ITFC ground" width="500" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /></a><i>Merged Anglian team will be called Ipswich and based at Portman Road</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norwich said: "We\'d like to thank our friends in Ipswich for working with us on this deal, which makes financial sense because we will also merge finances, therefore wiping out the huge debt currently facing Ipswich Town. I am sure our supporters will be delighted."\r\n\r\nBut Canary fan Bubba Spuckler, who is a season ticket holder at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "Hang on a minute - Ed Balls seems to have agreed to Norwich City being wiped off the face of the earth, and Ipswich remaining but now with no debt. That can\'t be right?"\r\n\r\nIpswich fans were more buoyant. Darren Currie, 37, said: "It will finally confirm that Ipswich is the only club in East Anglia worth bothering about. However, I will miss the derby matches against Norwich."\r\n\r\nThe two sides play each other in the Championship at Portman Road this Sunday, a televised game that will once again display the love the two sets of fans have for each other.\r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'East Anglian rivals Ipswich and Norwich to merge', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4346-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-19 09:28:59', '2016-08-19 09:28:59', '', 4346, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4346-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4349, 1, '2016-08-19 09:29:46', '2016-08-19 09:29:46', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nFierce East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town and Norwich City are in shock talks to merge and form a new giant of English football.</b>\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s secretive owner Marcus Evans, under pressure following allegations that one of his companies was involved in ticket touting at the Rio Olympics, and Norwich supremo Delia Smith, herself under fire after the club\'s relegation from the Premiership, have ratified the plans.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAnd the Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Norwich chairman Ed Balls has agreed to Town\'s clever suggestion of a fair compromise over the new super-sized club\'s name.\r\n\r\nThey will take the \'wich\' from Norwich, and the \'Ips\' from Ipswich to create a brand new team called \'Ipswich\'.\r\n\r\nAnd Mr Balls has also agreed the new team should play at the bigger stadium, meaning it will be based in Ipswich, which has a 30,300 capacity and a substantial trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg" alt="ITFC ground" width="500" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /></a><i>Merged Anglian team will be called Ipswich and based at Portman Road</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norwich said: "We\'d like to thank our friends in Ipswich for working with us on this deal, which makes financial sense because we will also merge finances, therefore wiping out the huge debt currently facing Ipswich Town. I am sure our supporters will be delighted."\r\n\r\nBut Canary fan Bubba Spuckler, who is a season ticket holder at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "Hang on a minute - Ed Balls seems to have agreed to Norwich City being wiped off the face of the earth, and Ipswich remaining but now with no debt. That can\'t be right?"\r\n\r\nIpswich fans were more buoyant. Darren Currie, 37, said: "It will finally confirm that Ipswich is the only club in East Anglia worth bothering about. However, I will miss the derby matches against Norwich."\r\n\r\nThe two sides play each other in the Championship at Portman Road this Sunday, a televised game that will once again display the love the two sets of fans have for each other.\r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'East Anglian rivals Ipswich and Norwich to merge', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4346-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-19 09:29:46', '2016-08-19 09:29:46', '', 4346, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4346-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4350, 1, '2016-08-20 09:54:09', '2016-08-20 09:54:09', '<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA brave cop who caught a lorry packed with stolen paint has now been decorated.</strong>\r\n\r\nPC Matt Coates was on duty on the A14 near Stowmarket when he received a call about the theft of a blue Scania truck and 50,000 cans of Dulux from nearby Claydon.\r\n\r\nHe spotted the stolen lorry moments later and managed to overtake it and then block the carriageway before forcing the driver to give himself up.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "The owners of the paint were grateful and nominated PC Coates to be decorated for his bravery.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"PC Coates is a modest chap and tried to gloss over it, but we could tell he was quite emulsional because it was his first arrest."\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that PC Coates, 28, later celebrated his award by "getting plastered" with his mates.\r\n\r\nAnd following his brush with the law, robber Derek Smith, 63, from London, was jailed for six months at Ipswich Crown Court.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brave cop decorated after recovering stolen paint', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'brave-cop-decorated-paint', '', '', '2017-07-26 11:11:46', '2017-07-26 11:11:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4350', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4351, 1, '2016-08-20 09:52:30', '2016-08-20 09:52:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA brave cop who caught a lorry packed with stolen paint has now been decorated.</b>\r\n\r\nPC Matt Coates was on duty on the A14 near Stowmarket when he received a call about the theft of a blue Scania truck and 50,000 cans of Dulux from nearby Claydon.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe spotted the stolen lorry moments later and managed to overtake it and then block the carriageway before forcing the driver to give himself up.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "The owners of the paint were grateful and nominated PC Jones to be decorated for his bravery.\r\n\r\n"PC Coates is a modest chap and tried to gloss over it, but we could tell he was quite emulsional because it was his first arrest."\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that PC Coates, 28, later celebrated his award by "getting plastered" with his mates.\r\n\r\nAnd following his brush with the law, robber Derek Smith, 63, from London, was jailed for six months at Ipswich Crown Court.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Brave cop decorated after recovering stolen paint', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4350-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-20 09:52:30', '2016-08-20 09:52:30', '', 4350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4352, 1, '2016-08-20 10:45:52', '2016-08-20 10:45:52', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA brave cop who caught a lorry packed with stolen paint has now been decorated.</b>\r\n\r\nPC Matt Coates was on duty on the A14 near Stowmarket when he received a call about the theft of a blue Scania truck and 50,000 cans of Dulux from nearby Claydon.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe spotted the stolen lorry moments later and managed to overtake it and then block the carriageway before forcing the driver to give himself up.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "The owners of the paint were grateful and nominated PC Coates to be decorated for his bravery.\r\n\r\n"PC Coates is a modest chap and tried to gloss over it, but we could tell he was quite emulsional because it was his first arrest."\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that PC Coates, 28, later celebrated his award by "getting plastered" with his mates.\r\n\r\nAnd following his brush with the law, robber Derek Smith, 63, from London, was jailed for six months at Ipswich Crown Court.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Brave cop decorated after recovering stolen paint', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4350-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-20 10:45:52', '2016-08-20 10:45:52', '', 4350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4355, 0, '2016-08-20 23:07:20', '2016-08-20 23:07:20', 'A brilliant piece in ‘Brave cop decorated after recovering stolen paint‏’.\r\nIn the 1960s, as a student, I spent most vacations with Ilford, later Redbridge, Borough Council, as a ‘Painter’s Labourer’.\r\nThe best time was spent at the Ley Street HQ making ‘smudge’, a mixture of all the left-over paint, used for painting unseen parts like gutters.\r\nOne year, a former Beal Grammar School Rugger 1st 1V colleague, and I set the ultimate record for the most gallons of ‘smudge’ produced.\r\nMuch consisted of the ‘left-over’ tea dregs plus a copious quantity of water!\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: John L Raybould\nAUTHOR EMAIL: majorpipe@hotmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.242\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; John L Raybould\n    [2_Email] =&gt; majorpipe@hotmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; A brilliant piece in ‘Brave cop decorated after recovering stolen paint‏’.\r\nIn the 1960s, as a student, I spent most vacations with Ilford, later Redbridge, Borough Council, as a ‘Painter’s Labourer’.\r\nThe best time was spent at the Ley Street HQ making ‘smudge’, a mixture of all the left-over paint, used for painting unseen parts like gutters.\r\nOne year, a former Beal Grammar School Rugger 1st 1V colleague, and I set the ultimate record for the most gallons of ‘smudge’ produced.\r\nMuch consisted of the ‘left-over’ tea dregs plus a copious quantity of water!\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; eefaf66fcf32287cb8650a933948f316\n)\n', 'John L Raybould - 2016-08-20 23:07:20', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'eefaf66fcf32287cb8650a933948f316', '', '', '2016-08-20 23:07:20', '2016-08-20 23:07:20', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4355', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4410, 1, '2016-08-22 13:53:45', '2016-08-22 13:53:45', 'I&#039;m testing out the idea of a forum on the Suffolk Gazette, a place where you can discuss anything you wish about Suffolk and beyond (even Norwich), our stories, current affairs - anything you fancy.\r\n\r\nAll I ask is that you keep it civil and clean. You&#039;ll need to register and/or log in using the links on the My Profile tab on the main menu in order to post.\r\n\r\nHave fun!', 'Welcome to the new forum - come and say hello', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'welcome-to-the-new-forum-come-and-say-hello', '', '', '2016-08-22 16:44:49', '2016-08-22 16:44:49', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?wps_forum_post=welcome-to-the-new-forum-come-and-say-hello', 0, 'wps_forum_post', '', 24); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4412, 1, '2016-08-22 14:20:40', '2016-08-22 14:20:40', 'Feel free to use this thread to showcase an upcoming event in Suffolk - gigs, theatre, charity sales etc. ', 'Upcoming Suffolk events', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'upcoming-suffolk-events', '', '', '2016-08-22 14:20:40', '2016-08-22 14:20:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?wps_forum_post=upcoming-suffolk-events', 0, 'wps_forum_post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4428, 1, '2016-08-22 17:02:16', '2016-08-22 17:02:16', 'Got a gardening problem or need some advice? Who better to ask than Anita Bush, our In My Lady Garden expert? She&#039;ll answer here on in her column.', 'Ask Anita Bush', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ask-anita-bush', '', '', '2016-08-22 17:02:16', '2016-08-22 17:02:16', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?wps_forum_post=ask-anita-bush', 0, 'wps_forum_post', '', 2); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4429, 1, '2016-08-22 17:04:01', '2016-08-22 17:04:01', 'Got a great story idea for the Suffolk Gazette? Post your suggestions below (only post a summary of the idea) and if I like it, I&#039;ll develop and publish it!', 'Suffolk Gazette story ideas', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-gazette-story-ideas', '', '', '2016-08-22 17:04:01', '2016-08-22 17:04:01', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?wps_forum_post=suffolk-gazette-story-ideas', 0, 'wps_forum_post', '', 7); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4430, 1, '2016-08-22 17:18:15', '2016-08-22 17:18:15', 'This is where you can post about all things Ipswich Town. I&#039;m probably asking for trouble, but even those in Norfolk are allowed to post here.', 'Ipswich Town FC', '', 'trash', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-town-fc__trashed', '', '', '2016-08-22 17:24:03', '2016-08-22 17:24:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?wps_forum_post=ipswich-town-fc', 0, 'wps_forum_post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4431, 1, '2016-08-22 17:19:41', '2016-08-22 17:19:41', 'Grab a coffee, pull up a chair and join in the conversation.', 'General chat', '', 'trash', 'open', 'closed', '', 'general-chat__trashed', '', '', '2016-08-22 17:23:40', '2016-08-22 17:23:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?wps_forum_post=general-chat', 0, 'wps_forum_post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4435, 1, '2017-07-26 11:10:20', '2017-07-26 11:10:20', '<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nA brave cop who caught a lorry packed with stolen paint has now been decorated.</strong>\n\nPC Matt Coates was on duty on the A14 near Stowmarket when he received a call about the theft of a blue Scania truck and 50,000 cans of Dulux from nearby Claydon.\n\nHe spotted the stolen lorry moments later and managed to overtake it and then block the carriageway before forcing the driver to give himself up.\n\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "The owners of the paint were grateful and nominated PC Coates to be decorated for his bravery.\n\n\n\n"PC Coates is a modest chap and tried to gloss over it, but we could tell he was quite emulsional because it was his first arrest."\n\nThe spokesman added that PC Coates, 28, later celebrated his award by "getting plastered" with his mates.\n\nAnd following his brush with the law, robber Derek Smith, 63, from London, was jailed for six months at Ipswich Crown Court.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n', 'Brave cop decorated after recovering stolen paint', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4350-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-26 11:10:20', '2017-07-26 11:10:20', '', 4350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4350-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4436, 1, '2016-08-23 09:38:59', '2016-08-23 09:38:59', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA brave cop who caught a lorry packed with stolen paint has now been decorated.</b>\r\n\r\nPC Matt Coates was on duty on the A14 near Stowmarket when he received a call about the theft of a blue Scania truck and 50,000 cans of Dulux from nearby Claydon.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe spotted the stolen lorry moments later and managed to overtake it and then block the carriageway before forcing the driver to give himself up.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "The owners of the paint were grateful and nominated PC Coates to be decorated for his bravery.\r\n\r\n"PC Coates is a modest chap and tried to gloss over it, but we could tell he was quite emulsional because it was his first arrest."\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that PC Coates, 28, later celebrated his award by "getting plastered" with his mates.\r\n\r\nAnd following his brush with the law, robber Derek Smith, 63, from London, was jailed for six months at Ipswich Crown Court.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Brave cop decorated after recovering stolen paint', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4350-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-23 09:38:59', '2016-08-23 09:38:59', '', 4350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4437, 1, '2016-08-23 09:39:56', '2016-08-23 09:39:56', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nPolice were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.</b>\r\n\r\nThe footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play. \r\n\r\nBut all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers\' uniform bells for the one in the ball.\r\n\r\nHe promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.\r\n\r\nMore blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.\r\n\r\nThe brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.855219% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/72414593?et=DAWQ3hoaRTBiETy5-Krdjw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=PDUCbnIjDw82AaWtkzVKWvtwYxJRWi5k99_saRnWH7A=" width="594" height="409" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/72414593" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Morris dancers in happier times</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree morris men suffered severely bruised legs, while one of the footballers had a cut caused by being hit on the head with a morris dancer\'s stick.\r\n\r\nWith everyone blaming each other, the police were called to sort out the mess.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "It was certainly an unsual call from one of the locals in the pub. By the time we got there it had all calmed down, and both sides realised how the mistake had been made.\r\n\r\n"In fact they had made up and were all enjoying a drink together, although a couple were still being patched up by the landlord\'s wife.\r\n\r\n"We took no further action, but recommended that the morris men did not use bells on their uniforms when the blind footballers were playing nearby."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1444-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-23 09:39:56', '2016-08-23 09:39:56', '', 1444, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1444-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4438, 1, '2016-08-23 09:40:37', '2016-08-23 09:40:37', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.</b>\r\n\r\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFit as a fiddle, Mabel only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\r\n\r\nShe sad: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a><i>Cheers: Mabel still enjoys six gins a day as she turns 100</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even knows how many bottles she had got through in that time.\r\n\r\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I always have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every Wednesday from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started. That\'s quite an achievement!"\r\n\r\nMabel was married for 55 years to her childhood sweetheart Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even three great-grandchildren.\r\n\r\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G & T," she said.\r\n\r\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Six gins a day is secret to long life says Mabel, 100', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3838-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-23 09:40:37', '2016-08-23 09:40:37', '', 3838, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3838-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4439, 1, '2016-08-23 09:41:03', '2016-08-23 09:41:03', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nFierce East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town and Norwich City are in shock talks to merge and form a new giant of English football.</b>\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s secretive owner Marcus Evans, under pressure following allegations that one of his companies was involved in ticket touting at the Rio Olympics, and Norwich supremo Delia Smith, herself under fire after the club\'s relegation from the Premiership, have ratified the plans.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAnd the Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Norwich chairman Ed Balls has agreed to Town\'s clever suggestion of a fair compromise over the new super-sized club\'s name.\r\n\r\nThey will take the \'wich\' from Norwich, and the \'Ips\' from Ipswich to create a brand new team called \'Ipswich\'.\r\n\r\nAnd Mr Balls has also agreed the new team should play at the bigger stadium, meaning it will be based in Ipswich, which has a 30,300 capacity and a substantial trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg" alt="ITFC ground" width="500" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /></a><i>Merged Anglian team will be called Ipswich and based at Portman Road</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norwich said: "We\'d like to thank our friends in Ipswich for working with us on this deal, which makes financial sense because we will also merge finances, therefore wiping out the huge debt currently facing Ipswich Town. I am sure our supporters will be delighted."\r\n\r\nBut Canary fan Bubba Spuckler, who is a season ticket holder at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "Hang on a minute - Ed Balls seems to have agreed to Norwich City being wiped off the face of the earth, and Ipswich remaining but now with no debt. That can\'t be right?"\r\n\r\nIpswich fans were more buoyant. Darren Currie, 37, said: "It will finally confirm that Ipswich is the only club in East Anglia worth bothering about. However, I will miss the derby matches against Norwich."\r\n\r\nThe two sides play each other in the Championship at Portman Road this Sunday, a televised game that will once again display the love the two sets of fans have for each other.\r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'East Anglian rivals Ipswich and Norwich to merge', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4346-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-23 09:41:03', '2016-08-23 09:41:03', '', 4346, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4346-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4440, 1, '2016-08-23 09:41:33', '2016-08-23 09:41:33', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.</b>\r\n\r\nThe map (see below), which was produced by the Suffolk Gazette\'s crack team of graphic designers and cartographers at a cost of £10,000, includes the good (rich farmlands), the bad (farmers shooting burglars) and the ugly (Haverhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA county official said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for making the new map, which will go a long way to, er, putting Suffolk on the map."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="map of suffolk" width="1296" height="855" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4337" /></a><i>The Suffolk Gazette map of Suffolk (CLICK TO ENLARGE)</center></i><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We think it\'s a fair representation of our county. Hopefully people in Haverhill will still speak to us, although some of them sent us death threats after we unveiled the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-monopoly/">Suffolk version of Monopoly</a> and they were in Old Kent Road."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Realistic new map of Suffolk boosts tourism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4336-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-23 09:41:33', '2016-08-23 09:41:33', '', 4336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4441, 1, '2016-08-23 09:43:32', '2016-08-23 09:43:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders\' register.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\nAnother policeman added: "He\'ll also need to keep away from the town\'s gardens - if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty."\r\n\r\n<i>EDITOR\'S NOTE: Three months later, things had not improved for Mr Bishop, who was caught out trying to get a job at an agriculture college, where he wanted to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/tractor-sex-man/" target="_blank">give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-23 09:43:32', '2016-08-23 09:43:32', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4442, 1, '2016-08-23 10:40:32', '2016-08-23 10:40:32', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA World War Two German submarine discovered submerged at Ipswich docks raises the intriguing possibility that Hitler\'s Nazi war machine DID manage a small-scale invasion of Britain.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe U-Boat was found with its hull intact during routine dredging operations at Ipswich\'s busy Waterfront last week, and has now been hauled out of the water and placed near Stoke Quay while investigators piece together what happened to it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette has learnt there were no human remains on board the Type IX U-Boat, meaning its 50 crew escaped death when it sank - or deliberately scuttled it before slipping unseen into Ipswich town centre.\r\n\r\nIf true, it would be the only record of Hitler\'s Nazi forces setting foot on British land - forcing history books to be rewritten.\r\n\r\nAnd it raises many questions that military historians will now try to answer: Where did the U-Boat crew go? What were their orders? And were they the only German submarine crew to land in Britain in the early 1940s?\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/german-submarine-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/german-submarine-ipswich.jpg" alt="german submarine Ipswich" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4443" /></a><i>Incredible find: the German U-Boat drying out at Ipswich docks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMilitary expert Colonel Alexander Welles, who advises the history faculty at Cambridge University, said: "This is an incredible find, but one that raises so many questions. It is possible the U-Boat, a Type IX that would normally operate long distance in the Atlantic shipping lanes, was diverted up the River Orwell to take out merchant shipping at Ipswich docks. There were still torpedos aboard.\r\n\r\n"Perhaps something went wrong on board and the crew had to abandon ship? But early analysis shows the submarine is intact, raising the possibility that the crew simply used it to get right into the heart of a major English town, before sending it to the bottom.\r\n\r\n"Why Hitler\'s henchmen wanted to do that is not clear. Maybe they were an advanced expeditionary force instructed to prepare behind enemy lines for a full-scale invasion, or perhaps they were simply spies destined to investigate wartime movements in East Anglia - a hotbed of military activity - and report back to Berlin.\r\n\r\n"However, we can rule out that Hans Up, the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/">German soldier found alive in a forest</a> near Woodbridge last year, was one of the crew."\r\n\r\nColonel Welles said military historians, working closely with colleagues in Germany, would likely be able to piece together when the U-Boat sank at Ipswich, and match that to records of accompanying orders.\r\n\r\nOnly then will we know if Hitler\'s Nazi Germany did, after all, land German forces in Britain.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Does German submarine found at Ipswich prove Hitler invaded?', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'german-submarine-ipswich', '', '', '2016-08-24 10:25:30', '2016-08-24 10:25:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4442', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4444, 1, '2016-08-23 10:37:53', '2016-08-23 10:37:53', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA World War Two German submarine discovered submerged at Ipswich docks raises the intriguing possibility that Hitler\'s Nazi war machine DID manage a small-scale invasion of Britain.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe U-Boat was found with its hull intact during routine dredging operations at Ipswich\'s busy Waterfront last week, and has now been hauled out of the water and placed near Stoke Quay while investigators piece together what happened to it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette has learnt there were no human remains on board the Type IX U-Boat, meaning its 50 crew escaped death when it sank - or deliberately scuttled it before slipping unseen into Ipswich town centre.\r\n\r\nIf true, it would be the only record of Hitler\'s Nazi forces setting foot on British land - forcing history books to be rewritten.\r\n\r\nAnd it raises many questions that military historians will now try to answer: Where did the U-Boat crew go? What were their orders? And were they the only German submarine crew to land in Britain in the early 1940s?\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/german-submarine-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/german-submarine-ipswich.jpg" alt="german submarine Ipswich" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4443" /></a><i>Incredible find: the German U-Boat drying out at Ipswich docks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMilitary expert Colonel Alexander Welles, who advises the history faculty at Cambridge University, said: "This is an incredible find, but one that raises so many questions. It is possible the U-Boat, a Type IX that would normally operate long distance in the Atlantic shipping lanes, was diverted up the River Orwell to take out merchant shipping at Ipswich docks. There were still torpedos aboard.\r\n\r\n"Perhaps something went wrong on board and the crew had to abandon ship? But early analysis shows the submarine is intact, raising the possibility that the crew simply used it to get right into the heart of a major English town, before sending it to the bottom.\r\n\r\n"Why Hitler\'s henchmen wanted to do that is not clear. Maybe they were an advanced expeditionary force instructed to prepare behind enemy lines for a full-scale invasion, or perhaps they were simply spies destined to investigate wartime movements in East Anglia - a hotbed of military activity - and report back to Berlin." \r\n\r\nColonel Welles said military historians, working closely with colleagues in Germany, would likely be able to piece together when the U-Boat sank at Ipswich, and find records of accompanying orders.\r\n\r\nOnly then will we know if Hitler\'s Nazi Germany did, after all, land German forces in Britain.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Does German submarine found at Ipswich prove Hitler invaded?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4442-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-23 10:37:53', '2016-08-23 10:37:53', '', 4442, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4442-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4445, 1, '2016-08-23 10:44:09', '2016-08-23 10:44:09', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nA World War Two German submarine discovered submerged at Ipswich docks raises the intriguing possibility that Hitler\'s Nazi war machine DID manage a small-scale invasion of Britain.</strong>\n\nThe U-Boat was found with its hull intact during routine dredging operations at Ipswich\'s busy Waterfront last week, and has now been hauled out of the water and placed near Stoke Quay while investigators piece together what happened to it.\n\n\n<br>\nBut the Suffolk Gazette has learnt there were no human remains on board the Type IX U-Boat, meaning its 50 crew escaped death when it sank - or deliberately scuttled it before slipping unseen into Ipswich town centre.\n\nIf true, it would be the only record of Hitler\'s Nazi forces setting foot on British land - forcing history books to be rewritten.\n\nAnd it raises many questions that military historians will now try to answer: Where did the U-Boat crew go? What were their orders? And were they the only German submarine crew to land in Britain in the early 1940s?\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/german-submarine-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/german-submarine-ipswich.jpg" alt="german submarine Ipswich" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4443" /></a><i>Incredible find: the German U-Boat drying out at Ipswich docks</center></i><br><br>\n\nMilitary expert Colonel Alexander Welles, who advises the history faculty at Cambridge University, said: "This is an incredible find, but one that raises so many questions. It is possible the U-Boat, a Type IX that would normally operate long distance in the Atlantic shipping lanes, was diverted up the River Orwell to take out merchant shipping at Ipswich docks. There were still torpedos aboard.\n\n"Perhaps something went wrong on board and the crew had to abandon ship? But early analysis shows the submarine is intact, raising the possibility that the crew simply used it to get right into the heart of a major English town, before sending it to the bottom.\n\n"Why Hitler\'s henchmen wanted to do that is not clear. Maybe they were an advanced expeditionary force instructed to prepare behind enemy lines for a full-scale invasion, or perhaps they were simply spies destined to investigate wartime movements in East Anglia - a hotbed of military activity - and report back to Berlin.\n\n"However, we can rule out that Hans Up, the German soldier found alive in a forest near Woodbridge last year, was one of the crew.\n\nColonel Welles said military historians, working closely with colleagues in Germany, would likely be able to piece together when the U-Boat sank at Ipswich, and find records of accompanying orders.\n\nOnly then will we know if Hitler\'s Nazi Germany did, after all, land German forces in Britain.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Does German submarine found at Ipswich prove Hitler invaded?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4442-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-08-23 10:44:09', '2016-08-23 10:44:09', '', 4442, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4442-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4446, 1, '2016-08-23 10:44:55', '2016-08-23 10:44:55', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA World War Two German submarine discovered submerged at Ipswich docks raises the intriguing possibility that Hitler\'s Nazi war machine DID manage a small-scale invasion of Britain.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe U-Boat was found with its hull intact during routine dredging operations at Ipswich\'s busy Waterfront last week, and has now been hauled out of the water and placed near Stoke Quay while investigators piece together what happened to it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette has learnt there were no human remains on board the Type IX U-Boat, meaning its 50 crew escaped death when it sank - or deliberately scuttled it before slipping unseen into Ipswich town centre.\r\n\r\nIf true, it would be the only record of Hitler\'s Nazi forces setting foot on British land - forcing history books to be rewritten.\r\n\r\nAnd it raises many questions that military historians will now try to answer: Where did the U-Boat crew go? What were their orders? And were they the only German submarine crew to land in Britain in the early 1940s?\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/german-submarine-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/german-submarine-ipswich.jpg" alt="german submarine Ipswich" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4443" /></a><i>Incredible find: the German U-Boat drying out at Ipswich docks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMilitary expert Colonel Alexander Welles, who advises the history faculty at Cambridge University, said: "This is an incredible find, but one that raises so many questions. It is possible the U-Boat, a Type IX that would normally operate long distance in the Atlantic shipping lanes, was diverted up the River Orwell to take out merchant shipping at Ipswich docks. There were still torpedos aboard.\r\n\r\n"Perhaps something went wrong on board and the crew had to abandon ship? But early analysis shows the submarine is intact, raising the possibility that the crew simply used it to get right into the heart of a major English town, before sending it to the bottom.\r\n\r\n"Why Hitler\'s henchmen wanted to do that is not clear. Maybe they were an advanced expeditionary force instructed to prepare behind enemy lines for a full-scale invasion, or perhaps they were simply spies destined to investigate wartime movements in East Anglia - a hotbed of military activity - and report back to Berlin.\r\n\r\n"However, we can rule out that Hans Up, the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/">German soldier found alive in a forest</a> near Woodbridge last year, was one of the crew."\r\n\r\nColonel Welles said military historians, working closely with colleagues in Germany, would likely be able to piece together when the U-Boat sank at Ipswich, and match that to records of accompanying orders.\r\n\r\nOnly then will we know if Hitler\'s Nazi Germany did, after all, land German forces in Britain.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Does German submarine found at Ipswich prove Hitler invaded?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4442-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-23 10:44:55', '2016-08-23 10:44:55', '', 4442, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4442-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4448, 1, '2016-08-23 11:00:06', '2016-08-23 11:00:06', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA German WW2 soldier has been found alive and well in a Suffolk forest, still believing there is a war on.</b>\r\n\r\nThe astonishing discovery was made by a group of primary school children on a nature trail.\r\n\r\nThey stumbled across Hans Up as he snoozed on a hammock tied between two pine trees in Rendlesham Forest, near Woodbridge.\r\n\r\nHerr Up tried to run, but fell out of the hammock with his legs caught in the rope. He sat up, gave a Heil Hitler salute and asked the amazed eight year olds: "How\'s it going on the Eastern Front?"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice were called, together with members of the local Territorial Army in order to interrogate the dazed German.\r\n\r\nWhen the first officer on the scene shouted: "Hands Up!", the baffled Nazi veteran replied: "Yes, that\'s me."\r\n\r\nThe confusion was soon sorted, and Hans Up told his gripping story.\r\n\r\nHe had been on a bombing run heading for Ipswich in April, 1944 when he his Dornier bomber was shot down as it flew over the Suffolk coast near Hollesley.\r\n\r\nHerr Up, now a sprightly 89 years old, said he managed to eject and parachute to safety, landing in a cabbage field near Sudbourne. He ran into the nearby Rendlesham Forest and has been hiding there ever since.\r\n\r\nFor 71 years he has been living rough in the forest, feeding on rabbit, deer and nicking fruit and vegetables from nearby farms, and dreaming of rejoining his comrades in the fight against the Allies.\r\n\r\nHe was still wearing his Nazi uniform when he was found, although it was a little torn and in need of a wash.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:321px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:138.785047% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3071503?et=AfFLJk_iSJxh3x9wJM7YIg&sig=X_jAW6w9vDEpnMBbbUELih5uh3eQT4x8uLPKGNwqsEA=" width="321" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3071503" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Hans Up surrenders to Melton Primary School children</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nAfter a medical check up at Ipswich Hospital, Herr Up was given the shocking news that the Second World War had ended badly for Germany in 1945.\r\n\r\nHe then listened in wonder when staff from the German Embassy in London brought him up to speed on world events.\r\n\r\nDiplomat Herman Snoring said: "He was amazed that England had not only defeated Germany in the war, but also that England went on to win the World Cup in 1966.\r\n\r\n"But what he really found difficult to believe was that Norwich City FC won a trophy in 1985."\r\n\r\nHerr Up was single when he was shot down, and now has no known family back in Frankfurt, his former home.\r\n\r\nHe is being cared for by embassy staff as they continue to bring him up to speed with the modern world.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all new to him - the internet, modern vehicles, television, The One Show...he\'s in awe of it all right now.\r\n\r\n"But he\'s in great condition, and says he wants to write a book about his 70 years in hiding."\r\n\r\nExperts are now looking into suggestions that the famous Rendlesham Forest UFO incident in 1980, when airmen from a nearby US airbase claimed they saw alien lights, could actually have been Herr Up cooking a rabbit on a fire.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'German WW2 soldier found living in forest', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '367-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-23 11:00:06', '2016-08-23 11:00:06', '', 367, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/367-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4449, 0, '2016-08-23 13:47:55', '2016-08-23 13:47:55', 'Hi,\r\n\r\nI have enquired about this before but can you please confirm advertising rates.\r\n\r\nI\'m thinking of placing an advert for our Suffolk based acoustic blues duo. I guess the advert size would need to be the same size as the Greyhound ad panel that\'s currently displaying.\r\n\r\nCheers\r\nAdrian\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Adrian Day\nAUTHOR EMAIL: adrian@projectsupport.ltd.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 81.133.38.45\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Adrian Day\n    [2_Email] =&gt; adrian@projectsupport.ltd.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi,\r\n\r\nI have enquired about this before but can you please confirm advertising rates.\r\n\r\nI\'m thinking of placing an advert for our Suffolk based acoustic blues duo. I guess the advert size would need to be the same size as the Greyhound ad panel that\'s currently displaying.\r\n\r\nCheers\r\nAdrian\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 2a91df9dce5c91e832e3d69c10948ca6\n)\n', 'Adrian Day - 2016-08-23 13:47:55', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2a91df9dce5c91e832e3d69c10948ca6', '', '', '2016-08-23 13:47:55', '2016-08-23 13:47:55', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4449', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4450, 1, '2016-08-24 10:15:54', '2016-08-24 10:15:54', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-sitting-on-greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-sitting-on-greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn sitting on train" width="812" height="487" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4451" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has claimed a Greater Anglia train service from Ipswich was so packed that he had to sit on the roof.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn claimed he could not find a seat on the 7.30am commuter service from Ipswich to London, so he climbed up on top of the engine and sat there instead.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe then got one of his aides to take a photograph, and released a statement alleging the "overcrowded" train was symptomatic of a broken rail service that should be nationalised again.\r\n\r\nBut Greater Anglia hit back, saying there were plenty of spare seats on the train, and Mr Corbyn was simply trying to make political capital.\r\n\r\nThe row comes just a day after Virgin Trains denied its service from Kings Cross was so packed that <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-filmed-walking-past-8689504">Mr Corbyn had to sit on the floor</a> for part of the journey.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich commuter said: "I arrived at the station and couldn\'t believe my eyes - Mr Corbyn was sitting on top of the engine in Platform 2. I thought I was still drunk from the previous night."\r\n\r\nA British Transport Police spokesman was not impressed. He said: "It was totally irresponsible. We do not recommend passengers sit on top of the roof because they might fall off.\r\n\r\n"Plus they are likely to be decapitated the moment the train enters the tunnel just outside Ipswich Station."\r\n\r\nLabour leadership rival Owen Smith told the Suffolk Gazette: "That bloke is a lunatic."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Jeremy Corbyn sat on train roof because service \'too packed\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'jeremy-corbyn-train-roof', '', '', '2017-03-13 13:55:37', '2017-03-13 13:55:37', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4450', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4451, 1, '2016-08-24 10:02:53', '2016-08-24 10:02:53', 'Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn sitting on a Greater ANglia train', 'corbyn sitting on greater anglia train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'corbyn-sitting-on-greater-anglia-train', '', '', '2016-08-24 10:03:22', '2016-08-24 10:03:22', '', 4450, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-sitting-on-greater-anglia-train.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4452, 1, '2016-08-24 10:12:06', '2016-08-24 10:12:06', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-sitting-on-greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-sitting-on-greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn sitting on train" width="812" height="487" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4451" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has claimed a Greater Anglia train service from Ipswich was so packed that he had to sit on the roof.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn claimed he could not find a seat on the 7.30am commuter service from Ipswich to London, so he climbed up on top of the engine and sat there himself.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe then got one of his aides to take a photograph, and released a statement alleging the "overcrowded" train was symptomatic of a broken national rail service that should be nationalised again.\r\n\r\nBut Greater Anglia hit back, saying there were plenty of spare seats on the train, and Mr Corbyn was simply trying to make political capital.\r\n\r\nThe row comes just a day after Virgin trains denied its service from Kings Cross was so packed that Mr Corbyn had to sit on the floor for part of the journey.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich commuter said: "I arrived on the platform and couldn\'t believe my eyes - Mr Corbyn was sitting on top of the engine in Platform 2. I thought I was still drunk from the previous night."\r\n\r\nA British Transport Police spokesman was not impressed. He said: "It was totally irresponsible. We do not recommend passengers sit on top of the roof, where they might fall off.\r\n\r\n"Plus they are likely to be decapitated the moment the train enters the tunnel just outside Ipswich Station."\r\n\r\nLabour leadership rival Owen Smith told the Suffolk Gazette: "That bloke is a lunatic."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Jeremy Corbyn sat on train roof because service \'too packed\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4450-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-24 10:12:06', '2016-08-24 10:12:06', '', 4450, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4450-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4453, 1, '2016-08-24 10:14:32', '2016-08-24 10:14:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-sitting-on-greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-sitting-on-greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn sitting on train" width="812" height="487" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4451" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has claimed a Greater Anglia train service from Ipswich was so packed that he had to sit on the roof.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn claimed he could not find a seat on the 7.30am commuter service from Ipswich to London, so he climbed up on top of the engine and sat there instead.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe then got one of his aides to take a photograph, and released a statement alleging the "overcrowded" train was symptomatic of a broken rail service that should be nationalised again.\r\n\r\nBut Greater Anglia hit back, saying there were plenty of spare seats on the train, and Mr Corbyn was simply trying to make political capital.\r\n\r\nThe row comes just a day after Virgin Trains denied its service from Kings Cross was so packed that Mr Corbyn had to sit on the floor for part of the journey.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich commuter said: "I arrived at the station and couldn\'t believe my eyes - Mr Corbyn was sitting on top of the engine in Platform 2. I thought I was still drunk from the previous night."\r\n\r\nA British Transport Police spokesman was not impressed. He said: "It was totally irresponsible. We do not recommend passengers sit on top of the roof because they might fall off.\r\n\r\n"Plus they are likely to be decapitated the moment the train enters the tunnel just outside Ipswich Station."\r\n\r\nLabour leadership rival Owen Smith told the Suffolk Gazette: "That bloke is a lunatic."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Jeremy Corbyn sat on train roof because service \'too packed\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4450-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-24 10:14:32', '2016-08-24 10:14:32', '', 4450, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4450-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4454, 1, '2016-08-24 10:21:45', '2016-08-24 10:21:45', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-sitting-on-greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-sitting-on-greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn sitting on train" width="812" height="487" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4451" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has claimed a Greater Anglia train service from Ipswich was so packed that he had to sit on the roof.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn claimed he could not find a seat on the 7.30am commuter service from Ipswich to London, so he climbed up on top of the engine and sat there instead.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe then got one of his aides to take a photograph, and released a statement alleging the "overcrowded" train was symptomatic of a broken rail service that should be nationalised again.\r\n\r\nBut Greater Anglia hit back, saying there were plenty of spare seats on the train, and Mr Corbyn was simply trying to make political capital.\r\n\r\nThe row comes just a day after Virgin Trains denied its service from Kings Cross was so packed that <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-filmed-walking-past-8689504">Mr Corbyn had to sit on the floor</a> for part of the journey.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich commuter said: "I arrived at the station and couldn\'t believe my eyes - Mr Corbyn was sitting on top of the engine in Platform 2. I thought I was still drunk from the previous night."\r\n\r\nA British Transport Police spokesman was not impressed. He said: "It was totally irresponsible. We do not recommend passengers sit on top of the roof because they might fall off.\r\n\r\n"Plus they are likely to be decapitated the moment the train enters the tunnel just outside Ipswich Station."\r\n\r\nLabour leadership rival Owen Smith told the Suffolk Gazette: "That bloke is a lunatic."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Jeremy Corbyn sat on train roof because service \'too packed\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4450-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-24 10:21:45', '2016-08-24 10:21:45', '', 4450, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4450-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4455, 240, '2016-08-24 10:58:41', '2016-08-24 10:58:41', '', 'Mr Editor, instead of writing silly things on your website, could you nip round and water my garden? My gooseberries are parched.', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'mr-editor-instead-of-writing-silly-things-on-your-website-could-you-nip-round-and-water-my-garden-my-gooseberries-are-parched', '', '', '2016-08-24 10:58:41', '2016-08-24 10:58:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/profile/Anita Bush?view=4455', 0, 'wps_activity', '', 2); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4456, 240, '2016-08-24 11:30:33', '2016-08-24 11:30:33', '<h1>The Editor</h1><p>You have a new post on your activity from Patricia Clark.</p><p><em>Mr Editor, instead of writing silly things on your website, could you nip round and water my garden? My gooseberries are parched.</em></p><p><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/profile/Anita+Bush?view=4455">http://www.suffolkgazette.com/profile/Anita+Bush?view=4455</a></p>', 'Suffolk Gazette: New activity post', 'You have a new post on your activity from Patricia Clark.', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-gazette-new-activity-post', '', '', '2016-08-24 11:30:33', '2016-08-24 11:30:33', '', 4455, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=wps_alerts&#038;p=4456', 0, 'wps_alerts', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4458, 0, '2016-08-24 12:31:29', '2016-08-24 12:31:29', '<h1>Anita Bush</h1><p>A new comment from The Editor.</p><p><em>Have you worked out how to post on the forum yet, Ms Bush? As to your question, I am too busy watering myself. With Adnams.</em></p><p><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/profile/?user_id=240&amp;view=4455">http://www.suffolkgazette.com/profile/?user_id=240&amp;view=4455</a></p><p><strong>Original Post</strong></p><p>Mr Editor, instead of writing silly things on your website, could you nip round and water my garden? My gooseberries are parched.</p>', 'Suffolk Gazette: New comment on your post', 'A new comment from The Editor.', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-gazette-new-comment-on-your-post', '', '', '2016-08-24 12:31:29', '2016-08-24 12:31:29', '', 4455, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=wps_alerts&#038;p=4458', 0, 'wps_alerts', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4459, 0, '2016-08-24 12:31:29', '2016-08-24 12:31:29', '<h1>The Editor</h1><p>A new comment from Anita Bush.</p><p><em>I detect some sarcasm in your comment, regarding my technology skills. At least I know what to do with a courgette..</em></p><p><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/profile/?user_id=240&amp;view=4455">http://www.suffolkgazette.com/profile/?user_id=240&amp;view=4455</a></p><p><strong>Original Post</strong></p><p>Mr Editor, instead of writing silly things on your website, could you nip round and water my garden? My gooseberries are parched.</p>', 'Suffolk Gazette: New comment', 'A new comment from Anita Bush.', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-gazette-new-comment', '', '', '2016-08-24 12:31:29', '2016-08-24 12:31:29', '', 4455, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=wps_alerts&#038;p=4459', 0, 'wps_alerts', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4461, 0, '2016-08-25 16:29:42', '2016-08-25 16:29:42', '', 'posh sith', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'posh-sith', '', '', '2016-08-25 16:29:42', '2016-08-25 16:29:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donor/posh-sith/', 0, 'donor', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4462, 1, '2016-08-26 10:38:39', '2016-08-26 10:38:39', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg" alt="donald trump aldeburgh scallop" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4463" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nAmerican tourists are flocking to Aldeburgh after the face of Donald Trump appeared mysteriously on the town\'s famous scallop beach sculpture.</b>\r\n\r\nTrump supporters see the extraordinary image as a "miracle" - and a sign that the controversial republican will sweep into the White House this November.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut residents in the posh Edwardian town say Trump\'s face has somehow been painted on the metal scallop - and is simply a publicity stunt for his garish new resort at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">Aldeburgh Golf Club</a>.\r\n\r\nVisitor Lionel Johnson Jr., 57, from Texas insists the sculpture is a message from the heavens. "It really is a sign from our Lord that Donald Trump is going to win the election in November.\r\n\r\n"If he can appear successfully on a giant scallop, he can do anything."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was one of five coachloads of Americans to stop off at Aldeburgh beach yesterday alone, and Suffolk Police are considering diversions around the area to prevent traffic gridlock. \r\n\r\nThe sculpture was created by artist Maggi Hambling and has been on Aldeburgh beach since 2003. It has proved controversial and been vandalised at least a dozen times, and now campaigners have more of a reason to hate it.\r\n\r\nRetired army major Anthony Frost told the Suffolk Gazette: "Now Trump\'s image has mysteriously appeared on the scallop, we really do have to knock it down. It spoils the beach, and his face is frightening small children."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Face of Donald Trump appears on Aldeburgh scallop', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop', '', '', '2016-08-26 14:49:30', '2016-08-26 14:49:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4462', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4463, 1, '2016-08-26 10:15:15', '2016-08-26 10:15:15', 'Face of Donald Trump appears on the Aldeburgh Scallop', 'donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop', '', '', '2016-08-26 10:16:21', '2016-08-26 10:16:21', '', 4462, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4464, 1, '2016-08-26 10:33:37', '2016-08-26 10:33:37', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg" alt="donald trump aldeburgh scallop" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4463" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nAmerican tourists are flocking to Aldeburgh after the face of Donald Trump appeared mysteriously on the town\'s famous scallop beach sculpture.</b>\r\n\r\nTrump supporters see the extraordinary image as a "miracle" - and a sign that the controversial republican will sweep into the White House this November.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut residents in the posh Edwardian town say Trump\'s face has somehow been painted on the metal scallop - and is simply a publicity stunt for his garish new resort at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">Aldeburgh Golf Club</a>.\r\n\r\nVisitor Lionel Johnson Jr., 57, from Texas insists the sculpture is a sign from the heavens. "It really is a sign from our Lord that Donald Trump is going to win the election in November.\r\n\r\n"If he can appear successfully on a giant scallop, he can do anything."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was one of five coach loads of Americans to stop off at Aldeburgh beach yesterday, and Suffolk Police are considering diversions to prevent traffic gridlock. \r\n\r\nThe sculpture was created by artist Maggi Hambling and has been on Aldeburgh beach since 2003. It has proved controversial and been vandalised at least a dozen times, and now campaigners have more of a reason to hate it.\r\n\r\nRetired army major Anthony Frost told the Suffolk Gazette: "Now Trump\'s image has mysteriously appeared on the scallop, we really do have to knock it down. It really spoils the beach, and frightens small children."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Face of Donald Trump appears on Aldeburgh scallop', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4462-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 10:33:37', '2016-08-26 10:33:37', '', 4462, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4462-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4465, 1, '2016-08-26 10:35:16', '2016-08-26 10:35:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg" alt="donald trump aldeburgh scallop" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4463" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nAmerican tourists are flocking to Aldeburgh after the face of Donald Trump appeared mysteriously on the town\'s famous scallop beach sculpture.</b>\r\n\r\nTrump supporters see the extraordinary image as a "miracle" - and a sign that the controversial republican will sweep into the White House this November.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut residents in the posh Edwardian town say Trump\'s face has somehow been painted on the metal scallop - and is simply a publicity stunt for his garish new resort at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">Aldeburgh Golf Club</a>.\r\n\r\nVisitor Lionel Johnson Jr., 57, from Texas insists the sculpture is a message from the heavens. "It really is a sign from our Lord that Donald Trump is going to win the election in November.\r\n\r\n"If he can appear successfully on a giant scallop, he can do anything."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was one of five coach loads of Americans to stop off at Aldeburgh beach yesterday, and Suffolk Police are considering diversions to prevent traffic gridlock. \r\n\r\nThe sculpture was created by artist Maggi Hambling and has been on Aldeburgh beach since 2003. It has proved controversial and been vandalised at least a dozen times, and now campaigners have more of a reason to hate it.\r\n\r\nRetired army major Anthony Frost told the Suffolk Gazette: "Now Trump\'s image has mysteriously appeared on the scallop, we really do have to knock it down. It really spoils the beach, and frightens small children."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Face of Donald Trump appears on Aldeburgh scallop', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4462-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 10:35:16', '2016-08-26 10:35:16', '', 4462, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4462-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4466, 1, '2016-08-26 10:38:07', '2016-08-26 10:38:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg" alt="donald trump aldeburgh scallop" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4463" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nAmerican tourists are flocking to Aldeburgh after the face of Donald Trump appeared mysteriously on the town\'s famous scallop beach sculpture.</b>\r\n\r\nTrump supporters see the extraordinary image as a "miracle" - and a sign that the controversial republican will sweep into the White House this November.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut residents in the posh Edwardian town say Trump\'s face has somehow been painted on the metal scallop - and is simply a publicity stunt for his garish new resort at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">Aldeburgh Golf Club</a>.\r\n\r\nVisitor Lionel Johnson Jr., 57, from Texas insists the sculpture is a message from the heavens. "It really is a sign from our Lord that Donald Trump is going to win the election in November.\r\n\r\n"If he can appear successfully on a giant scallop, he can do anything."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was one of five coach loads of Americans to stop off at Aldeburgh beach yesterday alone, and Suffolk Police are considering diversions around the beach to prevent traffic gridlock. \r\n\r\nThe sculpture was created by artist Maggi Hambling and has been on Aldeburgh beach since 2003. It has proved controversial and been vandalised at least a dozen times, and now campaigners have more of a reason to hate it.\r\n\r\nRetired army major Anthony Frost told the Suffolk Gazette: "Now Trump\'s image has mysteriously appeared on the scallop, we really do have to knock it down. It spoils the beach, and his face is frightening small children."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Face of Donald Trump appears on Aldeburgh scallop', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4462-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 10:38:07', '2016-08-26 10:38:07', '', 4462, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4462-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4467, 1, '2016-08-26 10:40:35', '2016-08-26 10:40:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg" alt="donald trump aldeburgh scallop" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4463" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nAmerican tourists are flocking to Aldeburgh after the face of Donald Trump appeared mysteriously on the town\'s famous scallop beach sculpture.</b>\r\n\r\nTrump supporters see the extraordinary image as a "miracle" - and a sign that the controversial republican will sweep into the White House this November.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut residents in the posh Edwardian town say Trump\'s face has somehow been painted on the metal scallop - and is simply a publicity stunt for his garish new resort at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">Aldeburgh Golf Club</a>.\r\n\r\nVisitor Lionel Johnson Jr., 57, from Texas insists the sculpture is a message from the heavens. "It really is a sign from our Lord that Donald Trump is going to win the election in November.\r\n\r\n"If he can appear successfully on a giant scallop, he can do anything."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was one of five coachloads of Americans to stop off at Aldeburgh beach yesterday alone, and Suffolk Police are considering diversions around the beach to prevent traffic gridlock. \r\n\r\nThe sculpture was created by artist Maggi Hambling and has been on Aldeburgh beach since 2003. It has proved controversial and been vandalised at least a dozen times, and now campaigners have more of a reason to hate it.\r\n\r\nRetired army major Anthony Frost told the Suffolk Gazette: "Now Trump\'s image has mysteriously appeared on the scallop, we really do have to knock it down. It spoils the beach, and his face is frightening small children."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Face of Donald Trump appears on Aldeburgh scallop', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4462-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 10:40:35', '2016-08-26 10:40:35', '', 4462, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4462-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4468, 1, '2016-08-26 10:40:57', '2016-08-26 10:40:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop-e1472206537272.jpg" alt="donald trump aldeburgh scallop" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4463" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nAmerican tourists are flocking to Aldeburgh after the face of Donald Trump appeared mysteriously on the town\'s famous scallop beach sculpture.</b>\r\n\r\nTrump supporters see the extraordinary image as a "miracle" - and a sign that the controversial republican will sweep into the White House this November.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut residents in the posh Edwardian town say Trump\'s face has somehow been painted on the metal scallop - and is simply a publicity stunt for his garish new resort at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">Aldeburgh Golf Club</a>.\r\n\r\nVisitor Lionel Johnson Jr., 57, from Texas insists the sculpture is a message from the heavens. "It really is a sign from our Lord that Donald Trump is going to win the election in November.\r\n\r\n"If he can appear successfully on a giant scallop, he can do anything."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was one of five coachloads of Americans to stop off at Aldeburgh beach yesterday alone, and Suffolk Police are considering diversions around the area to prevent traffic gridlock. \r\n\r\nThe sculpture was created by artist Maggi Hambling and has been on Aldeburgh beach since 2003. It has proved controversial and been vandalised at least a dozen times, and now campaigners have more of a reason to hate it.\r\n\r\nRetired army major Anthony Frost told the Suffolk Gazette: "Now Trump\'s image has mysteriously appeared on the scallop, we really do have to knock it down. It spoils the beach, and his face is frightening small children."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Face of Donald Trump appears on Aldeburgh scallop', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4462-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 10:40:57', '2016-08-26 10:40:57', '', 4462, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4462-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4471, 1, '2016-08-26 14:42:31', '2016-08-26 14:42:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>My Lady Garden was taped off as a crime scene this week after Suffolk\'s own Special Branch put out an alert for a fruit-n-veg pervert. I\'m sorry, dear readers, to lower the tone of our cosy column, but your clues could help finger the man known as the Fruit Fecker of Fakenham.</b>\r\n\r\nImagine my shock when I discovered that my whopping prize specimen had been violated in the strawberry bed. Someone had been trifling with my soft fruit but all I saw was a man in a shabby mac (yes, in a heatwave,too!) running away in the distance shouting something about his strawberry shake.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry.jpg" alt="strawberry" width="909" height="582" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4472" /></a><i>Fruity: someone took advantage of my strawberry</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI\'m afraid this type of offence is only too common.\r\n\r\nJust last week, my fellow crime reporters on the Suffolk Gazette exposed the misdeeds of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/sex-with-pumpkin/">pumpkin-poking Ralph Bishop</a>, who got his comeuppance from Ipswich magistrates for a lewd act in a farmer\'s field.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPeople like him should be locked up.\r\n\r\nHow do we know if they are working up the fruit and veg aisles of our cherished Waitrose? Is there a question on the job application form asking: "Have you ever ogled an Ogen melon, or been convicted of ANY Melony Felony, or shagged a strawberry or been drunk in charge of a Kumquat?"\r\n\r\nSo now the question is, was my Strawberry stroker Ralph Bishop or has he spawned a load of copycat produce-pokers?\r\n\r\nTalking of fruit and vegetables, Old Mr Smee, who tends my grape vines in the lean-to, has been ordered to eat more of them (five a day, including chips) after he went into agony with one of his extremities going red and swollen.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gout.jpg" alt="gout foot" width="206" height="260" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4473" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt turned out to be gout, and after a fortnight off the wine and upping his veg, his foot is like this:\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/carrot-foot-e1472221129890.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/carrot-foot-e1472221129890.jpg" alt="carrot-foot" width="206" height="206" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4474" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nI have little sympathy for Mr Smee because I think he got his gouty foot by raiding my fermenting bottled grape juice and last year\'s vintage of elderberry wine. I found him slumped against the pouffe and he admitted he had just had an early morning stiffener while watching Nigella lick a spoon on his phone.\r\n\r\nServes him right if he\'s got a nasty case of Chateau La Feet.\r\n\r\nYou can make wine from all manner of things, including parsnips, but mostly they are vile, cloudy and give you more runs than Mo Farah at Rio.\r\n\r\nBut in some areas the blackberries are ripening and I can recommend making Blackberry Vodka.\r\n\r\nSimply pick the fruit from the hedge, shove into an empty bottle and top up with Lidl Vodka. Their brand is £7.99 and is called Putinoff, because after a few large ones you will be Putinoff the weeding and watering and tucking into a family size bag of Doritos. Macerate your bottle (yes, I did spell that right) and enjoy in a month or two.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/putinoff-e1472221287250.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/putinoff-e1472221287250.jpg" alt="putinoff vodka" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4475" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy favourite home-made falling-down juice is Sloe Gin. The sloes are already on the bushes but are better after a frost.\r\n\r\nMy recipe, which will be ready for a Christmas shopping steadier, is: One third sugar, which you put in an empty bottle first or you wont know what a third is, then a third fruit, then fill the bottle with gin.\r\n\r\nMethod: Prick the sloes with a thorn from the blackthorn tree the sloes grow on. Think of all the politicians and celebs you don\'t like, and stab the sloes with the prickle as you pop them in the bottle.\r\n\r\nGive it a good shake every day. And the bottle!\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sloe-gin-e1472222236303.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sloe-gin-e1472222236303.jpg" alt="sloe gin" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4478" /></a><i>Remember to make a label like mine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/quick-gin-e1472222389278.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/quick-gin-e1472222389278.jpg" alt="quick gin" width="450" height="373" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4479" /></a><i>This bottle is for emergency swigs only</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Leave a packet of condoms near your pumpkins just in case.\r\n\r\n* Plant shrubs. A favourite one for fragrance is mock orange (Philadelphus Virginal) which ironically smells like a brothel, so my husband tells me.\r\n\r\n* Put a drizzle of Gromore into your watering can and give those containers and hanging baskets a bit of goodness and a good drenching during this hot spell.\r\n\r\n* Harvest your runner beans before they go tough and stringy like Therese May.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your questions</b>\r\n\r\n* Nobby C from Stowmarket: Yes, even if the kiddies have piddled in the paddling pool you can reuse the water on your leaks.\r\n\r\n* Jemima from Drinkstone: It might have been more sensible to have your three bottles of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/american-giant/">Aspall cider</a> and a spliff AFTER trying out your new power mower. Little can be done about your prang now but your neighbour probably knows there is a BMW repair shop in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n* Mr R B from Fakenham: I am no expert at these matters but i did hear somewhere that people heat the melons in the microwave first.\r\n\r\nHave a good weekend!\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Police hunting green-fingered pervert', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'green-fingered-pervert', '', '', '2018-01-29 12:57:05', '2018-01-29 12:57:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4471', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4476, 1, '2016-08-26 14:30:14', '2016-08-26 14:30:14', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>My Lady Garden was taped off as a crime scene this week after Suffolk\'s own Special Branch put out an alert for a fruit-n-veg pervert. I\'m sorry, dear readers, to lower the tone of our cosy column, but your clues could help finger the man known as the Fruit Fecker of Fakenham.</b>\r\n\r\nImagine my shock when I discovered that my whopping prize specimen (see double strawberry photo) had been violated in the strawberry bed. Someone had been trifling with my soft fruit but all I saw was a man in a shabby mac (yes, in a heatwave,too!) running away in the distance shouting something about his strawberry shake.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry.jpg" alt="strawberry" width="909" height="582" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4472" /></a><i>Fruity: someone took advantage of my strawberry\r\n\r\nI\'m afraid this type of offence is only too common.\r\n\r\nJust last week, my fellow crime reporters on the Suffolk Gazette exposed the misdeeds of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/sex-with-pumpkin/">pumpkin-poking Ralph Bishop</a>, who got his comeuppance from Ipswich magistrates for a lewd act in a farmer\'s field.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPeople like him should be locked up.\r\n\r\nHow do we know if they are working up the fruit and veg aisles of our cherished Waitrose? Is there a question on the job application form asking: "Have you ever ogled an Ogen melon, or been convicted of ANY Melony Felony, or shagged a strawberry or been drunk in charge of a Kumquat?"\r\n\r\nSo now the question is, was my Strawberry stroker Ralph Bishop or has he spawned a load of copycat produce-pokers?\r\n\r\nTalking of fruit and vegetables, Old Mr Smee, who tends my grape vines in the lean-to, has been ordered to eat more of them (five a day, including chips) after he went into agony with one of his extremities going red and swollen.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gout.jpg" alt="gout foot" width="206" height="260" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4473" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt turned out to be gout, and after a fortnight off the wine and upping his veg, his foot is like this:\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/carrot-foot-e1472221129890.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/carrot-foot-e1472221129890.jpg" alt="carrot-foot" width="206" height="206" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4474" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nI have little sympathy for Mr Smee because I think he got his gouty foot by raiding my fermenting bottled grape juice and last year\'s vintage of elderberry wine. I found him slumped against the pouffe and he admitted he had just had an early morning stiffener while watching Nigella lick a spoon on his phone.\r\n\r\nServes him right if he\'s got a nasty case of Chateau La Feet.\r\n\r\nYou can make wine from all manner of things, including parsnips, but mostly they are vile, cloudy and give you more runs than Mo Farah at Rio.\r\n\r\nBut in some areas the blackberries are ripening and I can recommend making Blackberry Vodka.\r\n\r\nSimply pick the fruit from the hedge, shove into an empty bottle and top up with Lidl Vodka. Their brand is £7.99 and is called Putinoff, because after a few large ones you will be Putinoff the weeding and watering and tucking into a family size bag of Doritos. Macerate your bottle (yes, I did spell that right) and enjoy in a month or two.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/putinoff-e1472221287250.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/putinoff-e1472221287250.jpg" alt="putinoff vodka" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4475" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy favourite home-made falling-down juice is Sloe Gin. The sloes are already on the bushes but are better after a frost.\r\n\r\nMy recipe, which will be ready for a Christmas shopping steadier, is: One third sugar, which you put in an empty bottle first or you wont know what a third is, then a third fruit, then fill the bottle with gin.\r\n\r\nMethod: Prick the sloes with a thorn from the blackthorn tree the sloes grow on. Think of all the politicians and celebs you don\'t like, and stab the sloes with the prickle as you pop them in the bottle.\r\n\r\nGive it a good shake every day. And the bottle!\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Leave a packet of condoms near your pumpkins just in case.\r\n\r\n* Plant shrubs. A favourite one for fragrance is mock orange (Philadelphus Virginal) which ironically smells like a brothel, so my husband tells me.\r\n\r\n* Put a drizzle of Gromore into your watering can and give those containers and hanging baskets a bit of goodness and a good drenching during this hot spell.\r\n\r\n* Harvest your runner beans before they go tough and stringy like Therese May.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your questions</b>\r\n\r\n* Nobby C from Stowmarket: Yes, even if the kiddies have piddled in the paddling pool you can reuse the water on your leaks.\r\n\r\n* Jemima from Drinkstone: It might have been more sensible to have your three bottles of Aspall cider and a spliff AFTER trying out your new power mower. Little can be done about your prang now but your neighbour probably knows there is a BMW repair shop in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n* Mr R B from Fakenham: I am no expert at these matters but i did hear somewhere that people heat the melons in the microwave first.\r\n\r\nHave a good weekend!\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Police hunting green-fingered pervert', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4471-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 14:30:14', '2016-08-26 14:30:14', '', 4471, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4471-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4477, 1, '2016-08-26 14:31:41', '2016-08-26 14:31:41', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>My Lady Garden was taped off as a crime scene this week after Suffolk\'s own Special Branch put out an alert for a fruit-n-veg pervert. I\'m sorry, dear readers, to lower the tone of our cosy column, but your clues could help finger the man known as the Fruit Fecker of Fakenham.</b>\r\n\r\nImagine my shock when I discovered that my whopping prize specimen had been violated in the strawberry bed. Someone had been trifling with my soft fruit but all I saw was a man in a shabby mac (yes, in a heatwave,too!) running away in the distance shouting something about his strawberry shake.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry.jpg" alt="strawberry" width="909" height="582" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4472" /></a><i>Fruity: someone took advantage of my strawberry</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI\'m afraid this type of offence is only too common.\r\n\r\nJust last week, my fellow crime reporters on the Suffolk Gazette exposed the misdeeds of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/sex-with-pumpkin/">pumpkin-poking Ralph Bishop</a>, who got his comeuppance from Ipswich magistrates for a lewd act in a farmer\'s field.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPeople like him should be locked up.\r\n\r\nHow do we know if they are working up the fruit and veg aisles of our cherished Waitrose? Is there a question on the job application form asking: "Have you ever ogled an Ogen melon, or been convicted of ANY Melony Felony, or shagged a strawberry or been drunk in charge of a Kumquat?"\r\n\r\nSo now the question is, was my Strawberry stroker Ralph Bishop or has he spawned a load of copycat produce-pokers?\r\n\r\nTalking of fruit and vegetables, Old Mr Smee, who tends my grape vines in the lean-to, has been ordered to eat more of them (five a day, including chips) after he went into agony with one of his extremities going red and swollen.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gout.jpg" alt="gout foot" width="206" height="260" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4473" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt turned out to be gout, and after a fortnight off the wine and upping his veg, his foot is like this:\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/carrot-foot-e1472221129890.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/carrot-foot-e1472221129890.jpg" alt="carrot-foot" width="206" height="206" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4474" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nI have little sympathy for Mr Smee because I think he got his gouty foot by raiding my fermenting bottled grape juice and last year\'s vintage of elderberry wine. I found him slumped against the pouffe and he admitted he had just had an early morning stiffener while watching Nigella lick a spoon on his phone.\r\n\r\nServes him right if he\'s got a nasty case of Chateau La Feet.\r\n\r\nYou can make wine from all manner of things, including parsnips, but mostly they are vile, cloudy and give you more runs than Mo Farah at Rio.\r\n\r\nBut in some areas the blackberries are ripening and I can recommend making Blackberry Vodka.\r\n\r\nSimply pick the fruit from the hedge, shove into an empty bottle and top up with Lidl Vodka. Their brand is £7.99 and is called Putinoff, because after a few large ones you will be Putinoff the weeding and watering and tucking into a family size bag of Doritos. Macerate your bottle (yes, I did spell that right) and enjoy in a month or two.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/putinoff-e1472221287250.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/putinoff-e1472221287250.jpg" alt="putinoff vodka" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4475" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy favourite home-made falling-down juice is Sloe Gin. The sloes are already on the bushes but are better after a frost.\r\n\r\nMy recipe, which will be ready for a Christmas shopping steadier, is: One third sugar, which you put in an empty bottle first or you wont know what a third is, then a third fruit, then fill the bottle with gin.\r\n\r\nMethod: Prick the sloes with a thorn from the blackthorn tree the sloes grow on. Think of all the politicians and celebs you don\'t like, and stab the sloes with the prickle as you pop them in the bottle.\r\n\r\nGive it a good shake every day. And the bottle!\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Leave a packet of condoms near your pumpkins just in case.\r\n\r\n* Plant shrubs. A favourite one for fragrance is mock orange (Philadelphus Virginal) which ironically smells like a brothel, so my husband tells me.\r\n\r\n* Put a drizzle of Gromore into your watering can and give those containers and hanging baskets a bit of goodness and a good drenching during this hot spell.\r\n\r\n* Harvest your runner beans before they go tough and stringy like Therese May.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your questions</b>\r\n\r\n* Nobby C from Stowmarket: Yes, even if the kiddies have piddled in the paddling pool you can reuse the water on your leaks.\r\n\r\n* Jemima from Drinkstone: It might have been more sensible to have your three bottles of Aspall cider and a spliff AFTER trying out your new power mower. Little can be done about your prang now but your neighbour probably knows there is a BMW repair shop in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n* Mr R B from Fakenham: I am no expert at these matters but i did hear somewhere that people heat the melons in the microwave first.\r\n\r\nHave a good weekend!\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Police hunting green-fingered pervert', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4471-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 14:31:41', '2016-08-26 14:31:41', '', 4471, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4471-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4480, 1, '2016-08-26 14:40:47', '2016-08-26 14:40:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>My Lady Garden was taped off as a crime scene this week after Suffolk\'s own Special Branch put out an alert for a fruit-n-veg pervert. I\'m sorry, dear readers, to lower the tone of our cosy column, but your clues could help finger the man known as the Fruit Fecker of Fakenham.</b>\r\n\r\nImagine my shock when I discovered that my whopping prize specimen had been violated in the strawberry bed. Someone had been trifling with my soft fruit but all I saw was a man in a shabby mac (yes, in a heatwave,too!) running away in the distance shouting something about his strawberry shake.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry.jpg" alt="strawberry" width="909" height="582" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4472" /></a><i>Fruity: someone took advantage of my strawberry</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI\'m afraid this type of offence is only too common.\r\n\r\nJust last week, my fellow crime reporters on the Suffolk Gazette exposed the misdeeds of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/sex-with-pumpkin/">pumpkin-poking Ralph Bishop</a>, who got his comeuppance from Ipswich magistrates for a lewd act in a farmer\'s field.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPeople like him should be locked up.\r\n\r\nHow do we know if they are working up the fruit and veg aisles of our cherished Waitrose? Is there a question on the job application form asking: "Have you ever ogled an Ogen melon, or been convicted of ANY Melony Felony, or shagged a strawberry or been drunk in charge of a Kumquat?"\r\n\r\nSo now the question is, was my Strawberry stroker Ralph Bishop or has he spawned a load of copycat produce-pokers?\r\n\r\nTalking of fruit and vegetables, Old Mr Smee, who tends my grape vines in the lean-to, has been ordered to eat more of them (five a day, including chips) after he went into agony with one of his extremities going red and swollen.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gout.jpg" alt="gout foot" width="206" height="260" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4473" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt turned out to be gout, and after a fortnight off the wine and upping his veg, his foot is like this:\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/carrot-foot-e1472221129890.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/carrot-foot-e1472221129890.jpg" alt="carrot-foot" width="206" height="206" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4474" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nI have little sympathy for Mr Smee because I think he got his gouty foot by raiding my fermenting bottled grape juice and last year\'s vintage of elderberry wine. I found him slumped against the pouffe and he admitted he had just had an early morning stiffener while watching Nigella lick a spoon on his phone.\r\n\r\nServes him right if he\'s got a nasty case of Chateau La Feet.\r\n\r\nYou can make wine from all manner of things, including parsnips, but mostly they are vile, cloudy and give you more runs than Mo Farah at Rio.\r\n\r\nBut in some areas the blackberries are ripening and I can recommend making Blackberry Vodka.\r\n\r\nSimply pick the fruit from the hedge, shove into an empty bottle and top up with Lidl Vodka. Their brand is £7.99 and is called Putinoff, because after a few large ones you will be Putinoff the weeding and watering and tucking into a family size bag of Doritos. Macerate your bottle (yes, I did spell that right) and enjoy in a month or two.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/putinoff-e1472221287250.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/putinoff-e1472221287250.jpg" alt="putinoff vodka" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4475" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy favourite home-made falling-down juice is Sloe Gin. The sloes are already on the bushes but are better after a frost.\r\n\r\nMy recipe, which will be ready for a Christmas shopping steadier, is: One third sugar, which you put in an empty bottle first or you wont know what a third is, then a third fruit, then fill the bottle with gin.\r\n\r\nMethod: Prick the sloes with a thorn from the blackthorn tree the sloes grow on. Think of all the politicians and celebs you don\'t like, and stab the sloes with the prickle as you pop them in the bottle.\r\n\r\nGive it a good shake every day. And the bottle!\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sloe-gin-e1472222236303.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sloe-gin-e1472222236303.jpg" alt="sloe gin" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4478" /></a></center><i>Remember to make a label like mine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/quick-gin-e1472222389278.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/quick-gin-e1472222389278.jpg" alt="quick gin" width="450" height="373" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4479" /></a><i>This bottle is for emergency swigs only</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Leave a packet of condoms near your pumpkins just in case.\r\n\r\n* Plant shrubs. A favourite one for fragrance is mock orange (Philadelphus Virginal) which ironically smells like a brothel, so my husband tells me.\r\n\r\n* Put a drizzle of Gromore into your watering can and give those containers and hanging baskets a bit of goodness and a good drenching during this hot spell.\r\n\r\n* Harvest your runner beans before they go tough and stringy like Therese May.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your questions</b>\r\n\r\n* Nobby C from Stowmarket: Yes, even if the kiddies have piddled in the paddling pool you can reuse the water on your leaks.\r\n\r\n* Jemima from Drinkstone: It might have been more sensible to have your three bottles of Aspall cider and a spliff AFTER trying out your new power mower. Little can be done about your prang now but your neighbour probably knows there is a BMW repair shop in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n* Mr R B from Fakenham: I am no expert at these matters but i did hear somewhere that people heat the melons in the microwave first.\r\n\r\nHave a good weekend!\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Police hunting green-fingered pervert', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4471-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 14:40:47', '2016-08-26 14:40:47', '', 4471, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4471-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4481, 1, '2016-08-26 14:41:52', '2016-08-26 14:41:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>My Lady Garden was taped off as a crime scene this week after Suffolk\'s own Special Branch put out an alert for a fruit-n-veg pervert. I\'m sorry, dear readers, to lower the tone of our cosy column, but your clues could help finger the man known as the Fruit Fecker of Fakenham.</b>\r\n\r\nImagine my shock when I discovered that my whopping prize specimen had been violated in the strawberry bed. Someone had been trifling with my soft fruit but all I saw was a man in a shabby mac (yes, in a heatwave,too!) running away in the distance shouting something about his strawberry shake.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strawberry.jpg" alt="strawberry" width="909" height="582" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4472" /></a><i>Fruity: someone took advantage of my strawberry</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI\'m afraid this type of offence is only too common.\r\n\r\nJust last week, my fellow crime reporters on the Suffolk Gazette exposed the misdeeds of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/sex-with-pumpkin/">pumpkin-poking Ralph Bishop</a>, who got his comeuppance from Ipswich magistrates for a lewd act in a farmer\'s field.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPeople like him should be locked up.\r\n\r\nHow do we know if they are working up the fruit and veg aisles of our cherished Waitrose? Is there a question on the job application form asking: "Have you ever ogled an Ogen melon, or been convicted of ANY Melony Felony, or shagged a strawberry or been drunk in charge of a Kumquat?"\r\n\r\nSo now the question is, was my Strawberry stroker Ralph Bishop or has he spawned a load of copycat produce-pokers?\r\n\r\nTalking of fruit and vegetables, Old Mr Smee, who tends my grape vines in the lean-to, has been ordered to eat more of them (five a day, including chips) after he went into agony with one of his extremities going red and swollen.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gout.jpg" alt="gout foot" width="206" height="260" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4473" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt turned out to be gout, and after a fortnight off the wine and upping his veg, his foot is like this:\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/carrot-foot-e1472221129890.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/carrot-foot-e1472221129890.jpg" alt="carrot-foot" width="206" height="206" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4474" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nI have little sympathy for Mr Smee because I think he got his gouty foot by raiding my fermenting bottled grape juice and last year\'s vintage of elderberry wine. I found him slumped against the pouffe and he admitted he had just had an early morning stiffener while watching Nigella lick a spoon on his phone.\r\n\r\nServes him right if he\'s got a nasty case of Chateau La Feet.\r\n\r\nYou can make wine from all manner of things, including parsnips, but mostly they are vile, cloudy and give you more runs than Mo Farah at Rio.\r\n\r\nBut in some areas the blackberries are ripening and I can recommend making Blackberry Vodka.\r\n\r\nSimply pick the fruit from the hedge, shove into an empty bottle and top up with Lidl Vodka. Their brand is £7.99 and is called Putinoff, because after a few large ones you will be Putinoff the weeding and watering and tucking into a family size bag of Doritos. Macerate your bottle (yes, I did spell that right) and enjoy in a month or two.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/putinoff-e1472221287250.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/putinoff-e1472221287250.jpg" alt="putinoff vodka" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4475" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy favourite home-made falling-down juice is Sloe Gin. The sloes are already on the bushes but are better after a frost.\r\n\r\nMy recipe, which will be ready for a Christmas shopping steadier, is: One third sugar, which you put in an empty bottle first or you wont know what a third is, then a third fruit, then fill the bottle with gin.\r\n\r\nMethod: Prick the sloes with a thorn from the blackthorn tree the sloes grow on. Think of all the politicians and celebs you don\'t like, and stab the sloes with the prickle as you pop them in the bottle.\r\n\r\nGive it a good shake every day. And the bottle!\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sloe-gin-e1472222236303.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sloe-gin-e1472222236303.jpg" alt="sloe gin" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4478" /></a><i>Remember to make a label like mine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/quick-gin-e1472222389278.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/quick-gin-e1472222389278.jpg" alt="quick gin" width="450" height="373" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4479" /></a><i>This bottle is for emergency swigs only</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Leave a packet of condoms near your pumpkins just in case.\r\n\r\n* Plant shrubs. A favourite one for fragrance is mock orange (Philadelphus Virginal) which ironically smells like a brothel, so my husband tells me.\r\n\r\n* Put a drizzle of Gromore into your watering can and give those containers and hanging baskets a bit of goodness and a good drenching during this hot spell.\r\n\r\n* Harvest your runner beans before they go tough and stringy like Therese May.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your questions</b>\r\n\r\n* Nobby C from Stowmarket: Yes, even if the kiddies have piddled in the paddling pool you can reuse the water on your leaks.\r\n\r\n* Jemima from Drinkstone: It might have been more sensible to have your three bottles of Aspall cider and a spliff AFTER trying out your new power mower. Little can be done about your prang now but your neighbour probably knows there is a BMW repair shop in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n* Mr R B from Fakenham: I am no expert at these matters but i did hear somewhere that people heat the melons in the microwave first.\r\n\r\nHave a good weekend!\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Police hunting green-fingered pervert', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4471-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 14:41:52', '2016-08-26 14:41:52', '', 4471, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4471-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4482, 1, '2016-08-26 15:08:16', '2016-08-26 15:08:16', '<b>Formula One world champion James Hunt starred with Morecambe and Wise in these two classic television ads for Texaco back in 1977.</b>\r\n\r\nThey stand the test of time and are good enough to raise a giggle today - nearly FORTY years on!\r\n\r\n\r\n<bv>\r\nSo even if you\'re too young to remember Hunt, who won the world championship in 1976, or even Eric and Ernie, you\'ll still enjoy them.\r\n\r\nHere\'s advert number one:\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WHqEsZgku-k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nFollowed by number two:\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/e-IaYXJrDjo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'James Hunt stars with Morecambe and Wise in Texaco ads', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'james-hunt-morecambe-wise-texaco', '', '', '2016-08-26 15:15:07', '2016-08-26 15:15:07', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4482', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4484, 1, '2016-08-26 15:05:46', '2016-08-26 15:05:46', '<b>Formula One world champion James Hunt starred with Morecambe and Wise in these two classic television ads for Texaco back in 1977.</b>\r\n\r\nThey stand the test of time and are good enough to raise a giggle today - nearly FORTY years on! So even if you\'re too young to remember Hunt, who won the world championship in 1976, or even Eric and Ernie, you\'ll still enjoy them.\r\n\r\nHere\'s advert number one:\r\n\r\n<center<<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WHqEsZgku-k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nFollowed by number two:\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/e-IaYXJrDjo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'James Hunt stars with Morecambe and Wise in Texaco ads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4482-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 15:05:46', '2016-08-26 15:05:46', '', 4482, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4482-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4485, 1, '2016-08-26 15:07:44', '2016-08-26 15:07:44', '<b>Formula One world champion James Hunt starred with Morecambe and Wise in these two classic television ads for Texaco back in 1977.</b>\r\n\r\nThey stand the test of time and are good enough to raise a giggle today - nearly FORTY years on! So even if you\'re too young to remember Hunt, who won the world championship in 1976, or even Eric and Ernie, you\'ll still enjoy them.\r\n\r\nHere\'s advert number one:\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WHqEsZgku-k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nFollowed by number two:\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/e-IaYXJrDjo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'James Hunt stars with Morecambe and Wise in Texaco ads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4482-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 15:07:44', '2016-08-26 15:07:44', '', 4482, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4482-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4486, 1, '2016-08-26 15:14:53', '2016-08-26 15:14:53', '<b>Formula One world champion James Hunt starred with Morecambe and Wise in these two classic television ads for Texaco back in 1977.</b>\n\nThey stand the test of time and are good enough to raise a giggle today - nearly FORTY years on!\n\n[ So even if you\'re too young to remember Hunt, who won the world championship in 1976, or even Eric and Ernie, you\'ll still enjoy them.\n\nHere\'s advert number one:\n\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WHqEsZgku-k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\n\nFollowed by number two:\n\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/e-IaYXJrDjo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'James Hunt stars with Morecambe and Wise in Texaco ads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4482-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 15:14:53', '2016-08-26 15:14:53', '', 4482, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4482-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4487, 1, '2016-08-26 15:15:07', '2016-08-26 15:15:07', '<b>Formula One world champion James Hunt starred with Morecambe and Wise in these two classic television ads for Texaco back in 1977.</b>\r\n\r\nThey stand the test of time and are good enough to raise a giggle today - nearly FORTY years on!\r\n\r\n\r\n<bv>\r\nSo even if you\'re too young to remember Hunt, who won the world championship in 1976, or even Eric and Ernie, you\'ll still enjoy them.\r\n\r\nHere\'s advert number one:\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WHqEsZgku-k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nFollowed by number two:\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/e-IaYXJrDjo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'James Hunt stars with Morecambe and Wise in Texaco ads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4482-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-26 15:15:07', '2016-08-26 15:15:07', '', 4482, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4482-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4489, 1, '2016-08-27 11:11:36', '2016-08-27 11:11:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>CCTV images show this masked man tampering with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\r\n\r\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he sat on a fence allegedly sabotaging the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\r\n\r\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\r\n\r\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/jeremy-corbyn-train-roof/">sit on the floor of a Virgin train</a> because it was "ram-packed".\r\n\r\nBut Sir Richard, who is in training for an endurance bike challenge, released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\r\n\r\nSir Richard suffered a cracked cheek, torn ligaments and severe cuts and bruises from the crash, but remained in good spirits and posted this photo on the Virgin website:\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/branson-bike-crash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/branson-bike-crash.jpg" alt="sir richard branson bike crash" width="634" height="520" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4500" /></a><i>Bruising political encounter: Sir Richard after his smash</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn is also a keen cyclist who knows his way around the mechanics of a bicycle. The Suffolk Gazette tried to contact him for a comment but a Labour insider revealed he is "currently in the Caribbean area" on personal business.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mystery-masked-man-branson-bike', '', '', '2016-08-29 08:37:16', '2016-08-29 08:37:16', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4489', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4490, 1, '2016-08-27 10:44:35', '2016-08-27 10:44:35', 'A mystery masked man was caught on CCTV tampering with Richard Branson\'s bike hours before his crash', 'corbyn-branson-bike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'corbyn-branson-bike', '', '', '2016-08-27 10:45:22', '2016-08-27 10:45:22', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4491, 1, '2016-08-27 10:59:51', '2016-08-27 10:59:51', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>Who was this masked man tampering with Richard Branson\'s bike?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\r\n\r\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he allegedly sabotaged the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\r\n\r\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\r\n\r\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to sit on the floor of a Virgin train because it was "ram-packed". But Branson released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was mystery masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4489-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-27 10:59:51', '2016-08-27 10:59:51', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4489-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4492, 1, '2016-08-27 11:02:06', '2016-08-27 11:02:06', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>Who was this masked man tampering with Richard Branson\'s bike?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\r\n\r\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he allegedly sabotaged the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\r\n\r\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\r\n\r\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to sit on the floor of a Virgin train because it was "ram-packed". But Branson released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\r\n\r\nSir Richard was training on his bike with his children for an endurance challenge. He wrote on the Virgin website after the crash: "I went flying head-first towards the concrete road, but fortunately my shoulder and cheek took the brunt of the impact, and I was wearing a helmet that saved my life."\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn is also a keen cyclist who knows his way around the mechanics of a bicycle.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was mystery masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4489-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-27 11:02:06', '2016-08-27 11:02:06', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4489-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4493, 1, '2016-08-27 11:02:40', '2016-08-27 11:02:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>Who was masked man seen here tampering with Richard Branson\'s bike?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\r\n\r\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he allegedly sabotaged the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\r\n\r\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\r\n\r\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to sit on the floor of a Virgin train because it was "ram-packed". But Branson released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\r\n\r\nSir Richard was training on his bike with his children for an endurance challenge. He wrote on the Virgin website after the crash: "I went flying head-first towards the concrete road, but fortunately my shoulder and cheek took the brunt of the impact, and I was wearing a helmet that saved my life."\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn is also a keen cyclist who knows his way around the mechanics of a bicycle.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was mystery masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4489-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-27 11:02:40', '2016-08-27 11:02:40', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4489-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4494, 1, '2016-08-27 11:10:06', '2016-08-27 11:10:06', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>Who was masked man caught on CCTV here tampering with Richard Branson\'s bike?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\r\n\r\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he allegedly sabotaged the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\r\n\r\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\r\n\r\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to sit on the floor of a Virgin train because it was "ram-packed".\r\n\r\nBut Sir Richard, who is in training for an endurance bike challenge, released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn is also a keen cyclist who knows his way around the mechanics of a bicycle. The Suffolk Gazette tried to contact him for a comment but a Labour insider revealed he is "currently in the Caribbean area" on personal business.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4489-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-27 11:10:06', '2016-08-27 11:10:06', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4489-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4495, 1, '2016-08-27 11:11:36', '2016-08-27 11:11:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>Who was masked man caught on CCTV here tampering with Richard Branson\'s bike?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\r\n\r\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he allegedly sabotaged the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\r\n\r\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\r\n\r\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/jeremy-corbyn-train-roof/">sit on the floor of a Virgin train</a> because it was "ram-packed".\r\n\r\nBut Sir Richard, who is in training for an endurance bike challenge, released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn is also a keen cyclist who knows his way around the mechanics of a bicycle. The Suffolk Gazette tried to contact him for a comment but a Labour insider revealed he is "currently in the Caribbean area" on personal business.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4489-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-27 11:11:36', '2016-08-27 11:11:36', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4489-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4497, 1, '2016-08-27 11:13:50', '2016-08-27 11:13:50', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>CCTV images show this masked man tampering with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\r\n\r\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he allegedly sabotaged the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\r\n\r\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\r\n\r\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/jeremy-corbyn-train-roof/">sit on the floor of a Virgin train</a> because it was "ram-packed".\r\n\r\nBut Sir Richard, who is in training for an endurance bike challenge, released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn is also a keen cyclist who knows his way around the mechanics of a bicycle. The Suffolk Gazette tried to contact him for a comment but a Labour insider revealed he is "currently in the Caribbean area" on personal business.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4489-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-27 11:13:50', '2016-08-27 11:13:50', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4489-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4498, 1, '2016-08-27 11:14:54', '2016-08-27 11:14:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>CCTV images show this masked man tampering with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\r\n\r\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he sat on a fence allegedly sabotaging the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\r\n\r\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\r\n\r\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/jeremy-corbyn-train-roof/">sit on the floor of a Virgin train</a> because it was "ram-packed".\r\n\r\nBut Sir Richard, who is in training for an endurance bike challenge, released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn is also a keen cyclist who knows his way around the mechanics of a bicycle. The Suffolk Gazette tried to contact him for a comment but a Labour insider revealed he is "currently in the Caribbean area" on personal business.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4489-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-27 11:14:54', '2016-08-27 11:14:54', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4489-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4499, 1, '2016-08-27 11:25:33', '2016-08-27 11:25:33', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>CCTV images show this masked man tampering with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike</center></i><br><br>\n\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\n\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he sat on a fence allegedly sabotaging the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\n\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\n\n\n<br>\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\n\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/jeremy-corbyn-train-roof/">sit on the floor of a Virgin train</a> because it was "ram-packed".\n\nBut Sir Richard, who is in training for an endurance bike challenge, released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\n\nHe suffered a cracled in his cheek and severe cuts and bruising from the crash, but remained in good spirits and posted this photo on the Virgin website:\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/branson-bike-crash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/branson-bike-crash.jpg" alt="sir richard branson bike crash" width="634" height="520" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4500" /></a><i>Bruising political encounter: Sir Richard after his smash</center></i><br><br>\n\nMr Corbyn is also a keen cyclist who knows his way around the mechanics of a bicycle. The Suffolk Gazette tried to contact him for a comment but a Labour insider revealed he is "currently in the Caribbean area" on personal business.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4489-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-08-27 11:25:33', '2016-08-27 11:25:33', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4489-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4501, 1, '2016-08-27 11:24:17', '2016-08-27 11:24:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>CCTV images show this masked man tampering with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\r\n\r\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he sat on a fence allegedly sabotaging the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\r\n\r\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\r\n\r\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/jeremy-corbyn-train-roof/">sit on the floor of a Virgin train</a> because it was "ram-packed".\r\n\r\nBut Sir Richard, who is in training for an endurance bike challenge, released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\r\n\r\nHe suffered a break in his cheek and severe cuts and bruising from the crash, but remained in good spirits and posted this photo on the Virgin website:\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/branson-bike-crash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/branson-bike-crash.jpg" alt="sir richard branson bike crash" width="634" height="520" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4500" /></a><i>Bruising political encounter: Sir Richard after his smash</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn is also a keen cyclist who knows his way around the mechanics of a bicycle. The Suffolk Gazette tried to contact him for a comment but a Labour insider revealed he is "currently in the Caribbean area" on personal business.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4489-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-27 11:24:17', '2016-08-27 11:24:17', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4489-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4502, 1, '2016-08-27 11:26:10', '2016-08-27 11:26:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>CCTV images show this masked man tampering with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\r\n\r\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he sat on a fence allegedly sabotaging the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\r\n\r\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\r\n\r\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/jeremy-corbyn-train-roof/">sit on the floor of a Virgin train</a> because it was "ram-packed".\r\n\r\nBut Sir Richard, who is in training for an endurance bike challenge, released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\r\n\r\nHe suffered a cracked cheek, torn ligaments and severe cuts and bruises from the crash, but remained in good spirits and posted this photo on the Virgin website:\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/branson-bike-crash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/branson-bike-crash.jpg" alt="sir richard branson bike crash" width="634" height="520" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4500" /></a><i>Bruising political encounter: Sir Richard after his smash</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn is also a keen cyclist who knows his way around the mechanics of a bicycle. The Suffolk Gazette tried to contact him for a comment but a Labour insider revealed he is "currently in the Caribbean area" on personal business.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4489-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-27 11:26:10', '2016-08-27 11:26:10', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4489-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4503, 1, '2016-08-27 11:29:21', '2016-08-27 11:29:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/corbyn-branson-bike.jpg" alt="Mystery masked man" width="695" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4490" /></a><i>CCTV images show this masked man tampering with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in the British Virgin Islands are hunting a mystery masked man who was seen tampering with tycoon Sir Richard Branson\'s bicycle just hours before a horror crash left him badly injured.</b>\r\n\r\nCCTV footage reveals an elderly white-bearded man wearing a mask to hide his face as he sat on a fence allegedly sabotaging the brakes on Sir Richard\'s road bike.\r\n\r\nHours later, the multi-millionaire "feared for his life" after crashing head-first onto the tarmac as he came down a steep hill.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA local detective said: "We wish to speak with the gentleman caught on camera with Sir Richard Branson\'s bike on Thursday. He wore a disguise to cover his face up, but we believe someone out there must know who he is."\r\n\r\nThe crash ended a tumultuous week for Virgin boss Sir Richard, who was embroiled in a bitter row with British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn after he claimed he had to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/jeremy-corbyn-train-roof/">sit on the floor of a Virgin train</a> because it was "ram-packed".\r\n\r\nBut Sir Richard, who is in training for an endurance bike challenge, released train video footage which appeared to show Mr Corbyn walking past empty seats before filming himself sitting on the floor.\r\n\r\nSir Richard suffered a cracked cheek, torn ligaments and severe cuts and bruises from the crash, but remained in good spirits and posted this photo on the Virgin website:\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/branson-bike-crash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/branson-bike-crash.jpg" alt="sir richard branson bike crash" width="634" height="520" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4500" /></a><i>Bruising political encounter: Sir Richard after his smash</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn is also a keen cyclist who knows his way around the mechanics of a bicycle. The Suffolk Gazette tried to contact him for a comment but a Labour insider revealed he is "currently in the Caribbean area" on personal business.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Who was masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson\'s bike?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4489-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-27 11:29:21', '2016-08-27 11:29:21', '', 4489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4489-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4504, 1, '2016-08-28 15:42:26', '2016-08-28 15:42:26', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in a bar and offers to buy him a drink.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasised about a threesome with a woman and her daughter.\r\n\r\nIf the man, fueled by a few pints of lager, shows interest, she invites him back to her house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOne victim, 27, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk Police press office to explain what happens.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I had enjoyed a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\r\n\r\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\r\n\r\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\r\n\r\n"Only then did I discover the terrible truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Mature woman is sexual predator', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1825-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-28 15:42:26', '2016-08-28 15:42:26', '', 1825, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4505, 0, '2016-08-28 20:25:36', '2016-08-28 20:25:36', 'Great stuff. Happy memories from my time in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNoxit,\r\n\r\nNorfolk want their county back.\r\nFollowing the result of the Noxit referendum, people from Norfolk have been discussing what the future holds now that Norfolk has decided to break away from Suffolk.\r\nIan Bred, a turnip sexer from Geldeston told the paper his reasons for voting leave.\r\n“It\'s time that we take back control from those unelected burocates,byooyo bureocrates people in Suffolk telling us what we can do.\r\nI have had enough of those metropolitan elite  inerlectuals in Beccles thinking they are better and cleverer than us !\r\nAnd as for the foreigners, Suffolk types don\'t know our ways and customs. As I was telling my sister in bed the other night,......\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Davin Glover\nAUTHOR EMAIL: davin@scanspace.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 2.30.9.221\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Davin Glover\n    [2_Email] =&gt; davin@scanspace.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Great stuff. Happy memories from my time in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNoxit,\r\n\r\nNorfolk want their county back.\r\nFollowing the result of the Noxit referendum, people from Norfolk have been discussing what the future holds now that Norfolk has decided to break away from Suffolk.\r\nIan Bred, a turnip sexer from Geldeston told the paper his reasons for voting leave.\r\n“It\'s time that we take back control from those unelected burocates,byooyo bureocrates people in Suffolk telling us what we can do.\r\nI have had enough of those metropolitan elite  inerlectuals in Beccles thinking they are better and cleverer than us !\r\nAnd as for the foreigners, Suffolk types don\'t know our ways and customs. As I was telling my sister in bed the other night,......\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 64affd7d7e8ccffb1643546dff84436f\n)\n', 'Davin Glover - 2016-08-28 20:25:36', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '64affd7d7e8ccffb1643546dff84436f', '', '', '2016-08-28 20:25:36', '2016-08-28 20:25:36', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4505', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4506, 0, '2016-08-28 20:25:43', '2016-08-28 20:25:43', 'Great stuff. Happy memories from my time in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNoxit,\r\n\r\nNorfolk want their county back.\r\nFollowing the result of the Noxit referendum, people from Norfolk have been discussing what the future holds now that Norfolk has decided to break away from Suffolk.\r\nIan Bred, a turnip sexer from Geldeston told the paper his reasons for voting leave.\r\n“It\'s time that we take back control from those unelected burocates,byooyo bureocrates people in Suffolk telling us what we can do.\r\nI have had enough of those metropolitan elite  inerlectuals in Beccles thinking they are better and cleverer than us !\r\nAnd as for the foreigners, Suffolk types don\'t know our ways and customs. As I was telling my sister in bed the other night,......\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Davin Glover\nAUTHOR EMAIL: davin@scanspace.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 2.30.9.221\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Davin Glover\n    [2_Email] =&gt; davin@scanspace.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Great stuff. Happy memories from my time in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNoxit,\r\n\r\nNorfolk want their county back.\r\nFollowing the result of the Noxit referendum, people from Norfolk have been discussing what the future holds now that Norfolk has decided to break away from Suffolk.\r\nIan Bred, a turnip sexer from Geldeston told the paper his reasons for voting leave.\r\n“It\'s time that we take back control from those unelected burocates,byooyo bureocrates people in Suffolk telling us what we can do.\r\nI have had enough of those metropolitan elite  inerlectuals in Beccles thinking they are better and cleverer than us !\r\nAnd as for the foreigners, Suffolk types don\'t know our ways and customs. As I was telling my sister in bed the other night,......\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 69fe85e9af6cd7d9d75db1bf22ab1a9f\n)\n', 'Davin Glover - 2016-08-28 20:25:43', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '69fe85e9af6cd7d9d75db1bf22ab1a9f', '', '', '2016-08-28 20:25:43', '2016-08-28 20:25:43', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4506', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4507, 0, '2016-08-28 20:25:45', '2016-08-28 20:25:45', 'Great stuff. Happy memories from my time in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNoxit,\r\n\r\nNorfolk want their county back.\r\nFollowing the result of the Noxit referendum, people from Norfolk have been discussing what the future holds now that Norfolk has decided to break away from Suffolk.\r\nIan Bred, a turnip sexer from Geldeston told the paper his reasons for voting leave.\r\n“It\'s time that we take back control from those unelected burocates,byooyo bureocrates people in Suffolk telling us what we can do.\r\nI have had enough of those metropolitan elite  inerlectuals in Beccles thinking they are better and cleverer than us !\r\nAnd as for the foreigners, Suffolk types don\'t know our ways and customs. As I was telling my sister in bed the other night,......\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Davin Glover\nAUTHOR EMAIL: davin@scanspace.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 2.30.9.221\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Davin Glover\n    [2_Email] =&gt; davin@scanspace.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Great stuff. Happy memories from my time in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNoxit,\r\n\r\nNorfolk want their county back.\r\nFollowing the result of the Noxit referendum, people from Norfolk have been discussing what the future holds now that Norfolk has decided to break away from Suffolk.\r\nIan Bred, a turnip sexer from Geldeston told the paper his reasons for voting leave.\r\n“It\'s time that we take back control from those unelected burocates,byooyo bureocrates people in Suffolk telling us what we can do.\r\nI have had enough of those metropolitan elite  inerlectuals in Beccles thinking they are better and cleverer than us !\r\nAnd as for the foreigners, Suffolk types don\'t know our ways and customs. As I was telling my sister in bed the other night,......\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 913e361af6ea5aa42f810b1d67942c7c\n)\n', 'Davin Glover - 2016-08-28 20:25:45', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '913e361af6ea5aa42f810b1d67942c7c', '', '', '2016-08-28 20:25:45', '2016-08-28 20:25:45', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4507', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4508, 1, '2016-08-29 08:36:43', '2016-08-29 08:36:43', '<b>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Reporter\r\n\r\nNorfolk residents are discussing what the future holds now that the county has decided to break away from Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nFollowing the overwhelming Noxit vote for independence from East Anglia, locals are determined to stand on their own webbed feet.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNoxit spokesman Lurch Addams, a turnip sexer from Geldeston, said: "It\'s time that we take back control from those unelected <del datetime="2016-08-29T08:14:40+00:00">burocates</del>, <del datetime="2016-08-29T08:14:40+00:00">byooyo</del>, <del datetime="2016-08-29T08:14:40+00:00">bureocrates</del> people in Suffolk telling us what we can do.\r\n\r\n"We have had enough of those metropolitan elite inerlectuals in Beccles thinking they are better and clevererer than us.\r\n\r\n"And as for the foreigners over the border, Suffolk types don\'t know our ways and customs. As I was telling my sister and our children the other night..."\r\n\r\nSuffolk leaders said they were not too concerned about the Norfolk Noxit vote. A spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "They do not have the infrastructure to trade globally. Their shipping routes are prehistoric compared to Felixstowe."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/norfolk-shipping-lanes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/norfolk-shipping-lanes.jpg" alt="norfolk shipping lanes" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4510" /></a><i>Dated: Norfolk shipping lanes will struggle for business</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added: "They will find no one wants to do trade deals for their Lotus cars, turkeys and mustard. They will soon be back begging Suffolk for support like they have done for centuries."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Norfolk insists: we want our county back', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-insists-want-county-back', '', '', '2016-08-29 11:15:55', '2016-08-29 11:15:55', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4508', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4509, 1, '2016-08-29 08:29:23', '2016-08-29 08:29:23', '<b>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Reporter\r\n\r\nNorfolk residents are discussing what the future holds now that the county has decided to break away from Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nFollowing the overwhelming Noxit vote for independence from East Anglia, locals are determined to stand on their own webbed feet.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNoxit spokesman Lurch Addams, a turnip sexer from Geldeston, said: "It\'s time that we take back control from those unelected <del datetime="2016-08-29T08:14:40+00:00">burocates</del>, <del datetime="2016-08-29T08:14:40+00:00">byooyo</del>, <del datetime="2016-08-29T08:14:40+00:00">bureocrates</del> people in Suffolk telling us what we can do.\r\n\r\n"We have had enough of those metropolitan elite inerlectuals in Beccles thinking they are better and clevererer than us.\r\n\r\n"And as for the foreigners over the border, Suffolk types don\'t know our ways and customs. As I was telling my sister and our children the other night..."\r\n\r\nSuffolk leaders said they were not too concerned about the Norfolk Noxit vote. "They will find no one wants to do trade deals for their Lotus cars, turkeys and mustard. They will soon be back to lean on Suffolk for support like they have for centuries."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Norfolk insists: we want our county back', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4508-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-29 08:29:23', '2016-08-29 08:29:23', '', 4508, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4508-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4511, 1, '2016-08-29 08:36:43', '2016-08-29 08:36:43', '<b>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Reporter\r\n\r\nNorfolk residents are discussing what the future holds now that the county has decided to break away from Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nFollowing the overwhelming Noxit vote for independence from East Anglia, locals are determined to stand on their own webbed feet.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNoxit spokesman Lurch Addams, a turnip sexer from Geldeston, said: "It\'s time that we take back control from those unelected <del datetime="2016-08-29T08:14:40+00:00">burocates</del>, <del datetime="2016-08-29T08:14:40+00:00">byooyo</del>, <del datetime="2016-08-29T08:14:40+00:00">bureocrates</del> people in Suffolk telling us what we can do.\r\n\r\n"We have had enough of those metropolitan elite inerlectuals in Beccles thinking they are better and clevererer than us.\r\n\r\n"And as for the foreigners over the border, Suffolk types don\'t know our ways and customs. As I was telling my sister and our children the other night..."\r\n\r\nSuffolk leaders said they were not too concerned about the Norfolk Noxit vote. A spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "They do not have the infrastructure to trade globally. Their shipping routes are prehistoric compared to Felixstowe."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/norfolk-shipping-lanes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/norfolk-shipping-lanes.jpg" alt="norfolk shipping lanes" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4510" /></a><i>Dated: Norfolk shipping lanes will struggle for business</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added: "They will find no one wants to do trade deals for their Lotus cars, turkeys and mustard. They will soon be back begging Suffolk for support like they have done for centuries."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Norfolk insists: we want our county back', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4508-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-29 08:36:43', '2016-08-29 08:36:43', '', 4508, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4508-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4512, 1, '2016-08-29 08:49:21', '2016-08-29 08:49:21', 'You couldn\'t make it up. Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories, and our tales explode across social media and get repeated by gullible mainstream media, including Sky News and national newspapers.\r\n\r\nJoin our vibrant Facebook page for updates and ensuing hilarity whenever someone comments after believing something we have written. Just click the Like button below.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? Use the contact form on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us page</a> and send in an idea - and if we like it, we\'ll get back to you or develop it ourselves, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense!\r\n\r\nWant to just buy me a beer? Then head to the appropriately-named <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Me a Beer page</a>. The Suffolk Gazette is actually a one-man band, so beers help not just with creativity, but also to pay the tech bills. \r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor/Founder/Chief Mischief Maker: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nGardening Writer: Anita Bush - see her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/category/features/lady-garden/">In My Lady Garden column</a>\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nNorfolk Reporter: Ian Bred\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Pint\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nAngling Correspondent: Courtney Pike\r\n\r\nCycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\nAldeburgh Reporter: Peter Grimes\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-29 08:49:21', '2016-08-29 08:49:21', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4513, 1, '2016-08-29 11:15:25', '2016-08-29 11:15:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/welcome-to-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/welcome-to-suffolk.jpg" alt="welcome to suffolk sign" width="630" height="449" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4514" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nExpensive new road signs welcoming visitors to Suffolk have not gone down well with residents.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk County Council has paid £25,000 for four new signs featuring television favourite Worzel Gummidge, the lovable scarecrow.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe signs have been erected on the county border on the side of the A12, A14, A140 and A134, and council chiefs claim they give a friendly impression to visitors.\r\n\r\nA council spokesman said: "The old Suffolk signs were quite boring. They featured a coat of arms nobody even knew existed. But everyone knows Worzel Gummidge and people outside of the county think that\'s what we\'re all like. It was a perfect fit and will boost tourism."\r\n\r\nThat view is not shared by many locals, however. Suffolk Gazette reader Jon Pertwee, of Framlingham, got in touch to say Worzel Gummidge was not an appropriate figurehead for Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"It\'s just ridiculing us," he fumed. "We should instead have a famous local person there, like Benjamin Britten or Cardinal Wolsey. Or Ed Sheeran." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Worzel Gummidge Suffolk road signs anger', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'worzel-gummidge-road-sign', '', '', '2016-08-30 08:52:04', '2016-08-30 08:52:04', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4513', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4514, 1, '2016-08-29 10:55:30', '2016-08-29 10:55:30', 'Worzel Gummidge features on new welcome to Suffolk road sign', 'welcome-to-suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'welcome-to-suffolk', '', '', '2016-08-29 11:13:19', '2016-08-29 11:13:19', '', 4513, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/welcome-to-suffolk.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4515, 1, '2016-08-29 11:10:45', '2016-08-29 11:10:45', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/welcome-to-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/welcome-to-suffolk.jpg" alt="welcome to suffolk sign" width="630" height="449" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4514" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nExpensive new road signs welcoming visitors to Suffolk have not gone down well with residents.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk County Council has paid £25,000 for four new signs featuring television favourite Worzel Gummidge, the lovable scarecrow.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe signs have been erected on the county border on the side of the A12, A14, A140 and A134, and council chiefs claim they give a friendly impression to visitors.\r\n\r\nA council spokesman said: "The old Suffolk signs were quite boring. They featured a coat of arms nobody even knew existed. But everyone knows Worzel Gummidge and people outside of the county think that\'s what we\'re all like. It was a perfect fit."\r\n\r\nThat view is not shared by many locals, however. Suffolk Gazette reader Jon Pertwee, of Framlingham, got in touch to say Worzel was not appropriate.\r\n\r\n"It\'s just ridiculing us," he fumed. "We should instead have a famous local person there, like Benjamin Britten, Cardinal Wolsey or Ed Sheeran." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Worzel Gummidge Suffolk road signs anger', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4513-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-29 11:10:45', '2016-08-29 11:10:45', '', 4513, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4513-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4516, 1, '2016-08-29 11:12:17', '2016-08-29 11:12:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/welcome-to-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/welcome-to-suffolk.jpg" alt="welcome to suffolk sign" width="630" height="449" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4514" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nExpensive new road signs welcoming visitors to Suffolk have not gone down well with residents.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk County Council has paid £25,000 for four new signs featuring television favourite Worzel Gummidge, the lovable scarecrow.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe signs have been erected on the county border on the side of the A12, A14, A140 and A134, and council chiefs claim they give a friendly impression to visitors.\r\n\r\nA council spokesman said: "The old Suffolk signs were quite boring. They featured a coat of arms nobody even knew existed. But everyone knows Worzel Gummidge and people outside of the county think that\'s what we\'re all like. It was a perfect fit and will boost tourism."\r\n\r\nThat view is not shared by many locals, however. Suffolk Gazette reader Jon Pertwee, of Framlingham, got in touch to say Worzel Gummidge was not an appropriate figurehead for Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"It\'s just ridiculing us," he fumed. "We should instead have a famous local person there, like Benjamin Britten or Cardinal Wolsey. Or Ed Sheeran." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Worzel Gummidge Suffolk road signs anger', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4513-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-29 11:12:17', '2016-08-29 11:12:17', '', 4513, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4513-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4517, 1, '2016-08-30 08:51:40', '2016-08-30 08:51:40', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nBBC East is launching a new series of Wanted Down Under for Norfolk families who are thinking of moving down across the border to an exciting new life in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nAlthough only a dream for many, a few will now get the chance to see if they are suited to the riches of the new region by doing a trial run.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAs with the national version of the series, presented by bubbly blonde Nicki Chapman, couples will find out how much they can earn, what kind of property they can afford and get a peep at a bold new lifestyle and culture.\r\n\r\nThe show will be produced by BBC stalwart Roy Wroxham, and he is now actively looking for Norfolk couples to star in the series, set to kick off on Boxing Day.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nicki-chapman-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nicki-chapman-ipswich.jpg" alt="Nicki Chapman Wanted Down Under" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4518" /></a><i>Nicki Chapman rehearsing for Wanted Down Under in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nRoy, aged 52, told the Suffolk Gazette: "This is no free holiday. Filming can be hard work. We are looking for families who want to make the big move but try it out first.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk is a dream location for most of these people and it can be a wrench to leave their loved ones behind - it\'s a long trip back to see them.\r\n\r\n"But they also know it can be a bright new future for their children, with a more civilised lifestyle, a healthy culture and no more sharing a bed with your cousins.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk\'s capital has a wonderful football team and there are great beaches to be enjoyed."\r\n\r\nAfter a week of property searches and job hunting, the families will show the nation which county they have chosen by flipping a blue and white flag for Suffolk or a green and yellow one if they want to stay in the less-cultured homeland.\r\n\r\n<i>* If your family is looking for a new life, apply to Roy Wroxham, BBC East, Canary Tower, Norwich, Norfolk NO69 FU2.</i>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Norfolk families sought for Wanted Down Under TV show', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'wanted-down-under', '', '', '2016-08-30 17:55:47', '2016-08-30 17:55:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4517', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4519, 1, '2016-08-30 08:46:58', '2016-08-30 08:46:58', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nBBC East is launching a new series of Wanted Down Under for Norfolk families who are thinking of moving down across the border to an exciting new life in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nAlthough only a dream to many, a few will now get the chance to see if they are suited to the riches of the new region by doing a trial run.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAs with the national version of the series, presented by bubbly blonde Nicki Chapman, couples will find out how much they can earn, what kind of property they can afford and get a peep at a bold new lifestyle and culture.\r\n\r\nThe show will be presented by BBC stalwart Roy Wroxham, and producers are now actively looking for Norfolk couples to star in the series, set to kick off on Boxing Day.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nicki-chapman-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nicki-chapman-ipswich.jpg" alt="Nicki Chapman Wanted Down Under" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4518" /></a><i>Nicki Chapman rehearsing for Wanted Down Under in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nRoy, aged 52, told the Suffolk Gazette: "This is no free holiday. Filming can be hard work. We are looking for families who want to make the big move but try it out first.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk is a dream venue for most of these people and it can be a wrench to leave their loved ones behind - it\'s a long trip back to see them.\r\n\r\n"But they also know it can be a bright new future for their children, with a more civilised lifestyle, a healthy culture and no more sharing a bed with your cousins.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk\'s capital has a wonderful football team and there are great beaches to be enjoyed."\r\n\r\nAfter a week of property searches and job hunting, the families will show the nation which county they have chosen by flipping a blue and white flag for Suffolk or a green and yellow one if they want to stay in the less-cultured homeland.\r\n\r\n<i>* If your family is looking for a new life, apply to Roy Wroxham, BBC East, Canary Tower, Norwich, Norfolk NO69 FU2.</i>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Norfolk families sought for Wanted Down Under TV show', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4517-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-30 08:46:58', '2016-08-30 08:46:58', '', 4517, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4517-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4520, 1, '2016-08-30 08:49:56', '2016-08-30 08:49:56', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nBBC East is launching a new series of Wanted Down Under for Norfolk families who are thinking of moving down across the border to an exciting new life in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nAlthough only a dream for many, a few will now get the chance to see if they are suited to the riches of the new region by doing a trial run.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAs with the national version of the series, presented by bubbly blonde Nicki Chapman, couples will find out how much they can earn, what kind of property they can afford and get a peep at a bold new lifestyle and culture.\r\n\r\nThe show will be produced by BBC stalwart Roy Wroxham, and he is now actively looking for Norfolk couples to star in the series, set to kick off on Boxing Day.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nicki-chapman-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nicki-chapman-ipswich.jpg" alt="Nicki Chapman Wanted Down Under" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4518" /></a><i>Nicki Chapman rehearsing for Wanted Down Under in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nRoy, aged 52, told the Suffolk Gazette: "This is no free holiday. Filming can be hard work. We are looking for families who want to make the big move but try it out first.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk is a dream venue for most of these people and it can be a wrench to leave their loved ones behind - it\'s a long trip back to see them.\r\n\r\n"But they also know it can be a bright new future for their children, with a more civilised lifestyle, a healthy culture and no more sharing a bed with your cousins.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk\'s capital has a wonderful football team and there are great beaches to be enjoyed."\r\n\r\nAfter a week of property searches and job hunting, the families will show the nation which county they have chosen by flipping a blue and white flag for Suffolk or a green and yellow one if they want to stay in the less-cultured homeland.\r\n\r\n<i>* If your family is looking for a new life, apply to Roy Wroxham, BBC East, Canary Tower, Norwich, Norfolk NO69 FU2.</i>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Norfolk families sought for Wanted Down Under TV show', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4517-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-30 08:49:56', '2016-08-30 08:49:56', '', 4517, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4517-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4521, 1, '2016-08-30 08:51:40', '2016-08-30 08:51:40', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nBBC East is launching a new series of Wanted Down Under for Norfolk families who are thinking of moving down across the border to an exciting new life in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nAlthough only a dream for many, a few will now get the chance to see if they are suited to the riches of the new region by doing a trial run.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAs with the national version of the series, presented by bubbly blonde Nicki Chapman, couples will find out how much they can earn, what kind of property they can afford and get a peep at a bold new lifestyle and culture.\r\n\r\nThe show will be produced by BBC stalwart Roy Wroxham, and he is now actively looking for Norfolk couples to star in the series, set to kick off on Boxing Day.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nicki-chapman-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nicki-chapman-ipswich.jpg" alt="Nicki Chapman Wanted Down Under" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4518" /></a><i>Nicki Chapman rehearsing for Wanted Down Under in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nRoy, aged 52, told the Suffolk Gazette: "This is no free holiday. Filming can be hard work. We are looking for families who want to make the big move but try it out first.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk is a dream location for most of these people and it can be a wrench to leave their loved ones behind - it\'s a long trip back to see them.\r\n\r\n"But they also know it can be a bright new future for their children, with a more civilised lifestyle, a healthy culture and no more sharing a bed with your cousins.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk\'s capital has a wonderful football team and there are great beaches to be enjoyed."\r\n\r\nAfter a week of property searches and job hunting, the families will show the nation which county they have chosen by flipping a blue and white flag for Suffolk or a green and yellow one if they want to stay in the less-cultured homeland.\r\n\r\n<i>* If your family is looking for a new life, apply to Roy Wroxham, BBC East, Canary Tower, Norwich, Norfolk NO69 FU2.</i>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Norfolk families sought for Wanted Down Under TV show', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4517-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-30 08:51:40', '2016-08-30 08:51:40', '', 4517, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4517-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4523, 1, '2018-06-22 10:55:13', '2018-06-22 10:55:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg" alt="Southwold lighthouse chav attraction" width="999" height="647" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4524" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Southwold lighthouse has undergone a makeover as the posh Suffolk resort bids to attract more "working class" visitors - just like the ones who go to Great Yarmouth.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncillors are proud of their resort\'s quaint image but need extra footfall to raise cash to pay for their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-house-prices/">sky-high property prices</a>.\r\n\r\nWhile looking jealously at visitor numbers to Norfolk\'s downmarket Great Yarmouth, Southwold tourist bosses decided to experiment with dumbing down themselves.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey have placed a giant 25-foot wide Burberry baseball cap - a favourite \'Chav\' garment - on top of their lighthouse.\r\n\r\nAnd to polish it off, they added a huge Stella Artois logo as well, believing the strong lager is the preferred drink of the common man.\r\n\r\nBut locals are furious, saying no working class people should ever be allowed anywhere near Southwold.\r\n\r\nPiers Farquar-Churchill, 68, a retired City banker, told the Suffolk Gazette: "The lighthouse now looks hideous - if they had to put a beer on, it should have been Adnams, the local brew.\r\n\r\n"But that\'s not the point - we simply do not want sweaty common people here."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTown councillors say they are looking forward to welcoming the newcomers.\r\n\r\nOne explained: "We have made a coach park because they will obviously all <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-suffolk-bus/">arrive on buses</a>. We assume they cannot afford motor cars.\r\n\r\n"We are not sure what they will find to enjoy here, but once we\'ve got them we can charge them the earth, so who cares?"\r\n\r\nSuffolk chav Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Whatevva."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Southwold lighthouse makeover will \'attract common visitors\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'southwold-lighthouse-common', '', '', '2018-06-22 13:56:46', '2018-06-22 13:56:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4523', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4524, 1, '2016-08-30 17:35:51', '2016-08-30 17:35:51', 'Southwold lighthouse has been decorated to attract more common visitors to the resort', 'suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse', '', '', '2016-08-30 17:36:52', '2016-08-30 17:36:52', '', 4523, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4525, 1, '2016-08-30 17:51:50', '2016-08-30 17:51:50', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg" alt="Southwold lighthouse chav attraction" width="999" height="647" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4524" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSouthwold lighthouse has undergone a makeover as the posh Suffolk resort bids to attract more "working class" visitors - just like the ones who go to Great Yarmouth.</b>\r\n\r\nCouncillors are proud of their resort\'s quaint image but need extra footfall to raise cash to pay for sky-high property prices.\r\n\r\nWhile looking jealously at visitor numbers to Norfolk\'s down-market Great Yarmouth, Southwold tourist bosses decided to experiment with dumbing down themselves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThey have placed a giant 25-foot wide Burberry baseball cap - a favourite \'Chav\' garment - on top of their lighthouse, and added a huge Stella Artois logo as well, believing the strong lager is the preferred drink of the common man.\r\n\r\nBut locals are furious, saying no working class people should ever be allowed anywhere near Southwold.\r\n\r\nPiers Farquar-Churchill, 68, a retired City banker, told the Suffolk Gazette: "The lighthouse now looks hideous - if they had to put a beer on, it should have been Adnams, the local brew. But that\'s not the point - we simply do not want sweaty common people here."\r\n\r\nTown councillors say they are looking forward to welcoming the newcomers. "We have made a coach park because they will obviously all arrive on buses. We are not sure what they will find to enjoy here, but once we\'ve got them we can charge them the earth, so who cares?"\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Southwold lighthouse makeover will \'attract common visitors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4523-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-30 17:51:50', '2016-08-30 17:51:50', '', 4523, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4523-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4526, 1, '2016-08-30 17:55:13', '2016-08-30 17:55:13', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg" alt="Southwold lighthouse chav attraction" width="999" height="647" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4524" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSouthwold lighthouse has undergone a makeover as the posh Suffolk resort bids to attract more "working class" visitors - just like the ones who go to Great Yarmouth.</b>\r\n\r\nCouncillors are proud of their resort\'s quaint image but need extra footfall to raise cash to pay for their sky-high property prices.\r\n\r\nWhile looking jealously at visitor numbers to Norfolk\'s down-market Great Yarmouth, Southwold tourist bosses decided to experiment with dumbing down themselves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThey have placed a giant 25-foot wide Burberry baseball cap - a favourite \'Chav\' garment - on top of their lighthouse, and added a huge Stella Artois logo as well, believing the strong lager is the preferred drink of the common man.\r\n\r\nBut locals are furious, saying no working class people should ever be allowed anywhere near Southwold.\r\n\r\nPiers Farquar-Churchill, 68, a retired City banker, told the Suffolk Gazette: "The lighthouse now looks hideous - if they had to put a beer on, it should have been Adnams, the local brew. But that\'s not the point - we simply do not want sweaty common people here."\r\n\r\nTown councillors say they are looking forward to welcoming the newcomers. "We have made a coach park because they will obviously all arrive on buses. We are not sure what they will find to enjoy here, but once we\'ve got them we can charge them the earth, so who cares?"\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Southwold lighthouse makeover will \'attract common visitors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4523-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-30 17:55:13', '2016-08-30 17:55:13', '', 4523, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4523-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4529, 1, '2016-08-31 20:28:35', '2016-08-31 20:28:35', 'A cat burglar has been spotted nicking golf balls from Aldeburgh Golf Club', 'cat-burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cat-burglar', '', '', '2016-08-31 21:35:43', '2016-08-31 21:35:43', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4530, 1, '2016-08-31 20:30:08', '2016-08-31 20:30:08', 'A cat stealing golf balls from Aldeburgh Golf Club has meant a rule clarification', 'aldeburgh-golf-club-sign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'aldeburgh-golf-club-sign', '', '', '2016-08-31 20:47:54', '2016-08-31 20:47:54', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4531, 1, '2016-08-31 20:31:37', '2016-08-31 20:31:37', 'A cat carried a bag of fish and chips from the Aldeburgh chip shop', 'cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cat-aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop', '', '', '2016-08-31 21:24:01', '2016-08-31 21:24:01', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4532, 1, '2016-08-31 20:32:42', '2016-08-31 20:32:42', 'Cat nap time on Aldeburgh beach', 'cat-nap-on-beach', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cat-nap-on-beach', '', '', '2016-08-31 21:14:08', '2016-08-31 21:14:08', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4533, 1, '2016-08-31 20:33:41', '2016-08-31 20:33:41', 'A cat plays on the famous scallop sculpture on Aldeburgh beach', 'cat-scallop', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cat-scallop', '', '', '2016-08-31 21:18:16', '2016-08-31 21:18:16', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4534, 1, '2016-08-31 20:36:00', '2016-08-31 20:36:00', 'Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub', 'drunk-cat', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'drunk-cat', '', '', '2016-08-31 21:02:27', '2016-08-31 21:02:27', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4535, 1, '2016-09-01 06:00:43', '2016-09-01 06:00:43', '<strong>Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</strong>\r\n\r\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">catch the cat</a> burglar who is clearly terrorising members.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thankfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks but should have worn a hat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop/">scallop sculpture</a> created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well, it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/boris-johnson-fish-and-chip-shame/">fish and chip shop</a>.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/suffolk-golf-clubs/">golf course</a>.\r\n\r\nHe made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for this exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'aldeburgh-cat-burglar', '', '', '2018-01-29 10:14:26', '2018-01-29 10:14:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4535', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4536, 1, '2016-08-31 21:27:03', '2016-08-31 21:27:03', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole. A genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.</b>\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon found other cats they hoped could help find the golf club thief.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they found Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was distressed and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at, when the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deckchair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther the up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as stopped in our tracks, before adding adding: "Surely nobody would do such as thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his lunch. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind.\r\n\r\nLarry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a masked\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 21:27:03', '2016-08-31 21:27:03', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4537, 1, '2016-08-31 21:57:49', '2016-08-31 21:57:49', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole. A genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.</b>\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at, when the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther the up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his grub. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his meal - having not offered the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip - Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief of Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nOur reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett, in return for our exclusive photograph.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 21:57:49', '2016-08-31 21:57:49', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4538, 1, '2016-08-31 21:58:19', '2016-08-31 21:58:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole. A genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.</b>\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at, when the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther the up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his grub. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his meal - having not offered the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip - Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief of Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nOur reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett, in return for our exclusive photograph.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 21:58:19', '2016-08-31 21:58:19', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4539, 1, '2016-08-31 21:59:40', '2016-08-31 21:59:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole. A genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.</b>\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at, when the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther the up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his grub. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his meal - having not offered the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip - Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief of Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nOur reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett, in return for our exclusive photograph.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 21:59:40', '2016-08-31 21:59:40', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4540, 1, '2016-08-31 22:01:31', '2016-08-31 22:01:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole. A genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.</b>\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thnakfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther the up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his grub. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his meal - having not offered the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip - Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief of Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nOur reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett, in return for our exclusive photograph.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:01:31', '2016-08-31 22:01:31', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4541, 1, '2016-08-31 22:01:56', '2016-08-31 22:01:56', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole. A genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.</b>\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thnakfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther the up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his grub. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his meal - having not offered the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip - Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief of Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nOur reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett, in return for our exclusive photograph.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:01:56', '2016-08-31 22:01:56', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4542, 1, '2016-08-31 22:02:37', '2016-08-31 22:02:37', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole. A genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.</b>\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thnakfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his grub. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his meal - having not offered the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip - Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief of Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nOur reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett, in return for our exclusive photograph.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:02:37', '2016-08-31 22:02:37', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4543, 1, '2016-08-31 22:03:50', '2016-08-31 22:03:50', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole. A genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.</b>\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thnakfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his meal - having not offered the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip - Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief of Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nOur reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett, in return for our exclusive photograph.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:03:50', '2016-08-31 22:03:50', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4544, 1, '2016-08-31 22:04:59', '2016-08-31 22:04:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole. A genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.</b>\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thnakfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief of Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nOur reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett, in return for our exclusive photograph.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:04:59', '2016-08-31 22:04:59', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4545, 1, '2016-08-31 22:06:46', '2016-08-31 22:06:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole. A genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.</b>\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thnakfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief of Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for an exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:06:46', '2016-08-31 22:06:46', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4546, 1, '2016-08-31 22:07:43', '2016-08-31 22:07:43', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole. A genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.</b>\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thnakfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for an exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:07:43', '2016-08-31 22:07:43', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4547, 1, '2016-08-31 22:10:48', '2016-08-31 22:10:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</b>\r\n\r\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members and presumably sitting on a golf ball mountain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thnakfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for an exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:10:48', '2016-08-31 22:10:48', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4548, 1, '2018-01-29 10:14:05', '2018-01-29 10:14:05', '<strong>Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</strong>\n\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\n\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">catch the cat</a> burglar who is clearly terrorising members.\n\n\n\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\n\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\n\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\n\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thankfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\n\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks but should have worn a hat</center></i><br><br>\n\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\n\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-aldeburgh-scallop/">scallop sculpture</a> created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\n\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\n\n"Well, it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\n\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\n\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\n\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\n\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/suffolk-golf-clubs/">golf course</a>.\n\nHe made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\n\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\n\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\n\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\n\nIn return for posing for this exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\n\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 10:14:05', '2018-01-29 10:14:05', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4549, 1, '2016-08-31 22:12:04', '2016-08-31 22:12:04', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</b>\r\n\r\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thnakfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for an exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:12:04', '2016-08-31 22:12:04', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4550, 1, '2016-08-31 22:14:27', '2016-08-31 22:14:27', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</b>\r\n\r\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thankfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for an exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:14:27', '2016-08-31 22:14:27', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4551, 1, '2016-08-31 22:15:03', '2016-08-31 22:15:03', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</b>\r\n\r\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thankfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks but should have worn a hat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous beach scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for an exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:15:03', '2016-08-31 22:15:03', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4552, 1, '2016-08-31 22:15:39', '2016-08-31 22:15:39', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</b>\r\n\r\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thankfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks but should have worn a hat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for an exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:15:39', '2016-08-31 22:15:39', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4553, 1, '2016-08-31 22:16:26', '2016-08-31 22:16:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</b>\r\n\r\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thankfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks but should have worn a hat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well, it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course. He made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for an exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:16:26', '2016-08-31 22:16:26', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
