INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1042, 1, '2015-06-23 07:38:13', '2015-06-23 07:38:13', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\nBy Nigella Mansell\nMotorsport Editor</b>\n\nBoy racers terrorising the streets of Ipswich have impressed Formula One bosses so much that they have now agreed to add an Ipswich Grand Prix to the F1 racing calendar.\n\nF1 mastermind Bernie Ecclestone, who was born in Suffolk, was so taken aback with the speed of youths on the streets around Cardinal Park and the docks one-way system that he was inspired to bring his multi-billion-pound racing circus to Ipswich.\n\nHis negotiators have been working in secret with Ipswich borough chiefs on a circuit layout that will take in Ipswich Waterfront, have a pit lane at KFC and the start/finish line outside Staples.\n\nAn F1 insider said: "The middle section of the lap will be a high-speed stretch through Neptune Quay - it will be just like racing in Monaco past the marina there.\n\n"The circuit is an exciting one, just as street circuits always are, with many corners and narrow stretches. However, what we will see is plenty of overtaking opportunities on some of the straights."\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/474615448?et=US43WUvyShxrOwSEkp3nnA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=bCrUPG8Ct-g5rHF-w7FM6rLvr2auWTI1sBPFgAPtccg=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/474615448" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The section around Ipswich Marina will rival Monte Carlo</center></i><br><br>\n\nBringing Formula One to Ipswich will be worth millions to the town\'s economy, with hundreds of thousands coming to watch the spectacle, and millions tuning in from around the world to watch the race on television.\n\nThe deal will be announced after the British Grand Prix at Silverstone on July 5, but the Suffolk Gazette understands Silverstone will remain in the 2016 calendar alongside Ipswich.\n\nThe F1 insider added: "Silverstone will still be the British F1 Grand Prix, whereas Ipswich will be branded as the English F1 Grand Prix. We\'re very excited to be bringing Grand Prix racing to Ipswich."\n\n<b\n\nIpswich police have been fighting a long battle against boy racers in the town, who zoom around Grafton Way and the other roads around the Cardinal Park retail complex.They also race around the docks one-way system including, Star Lane and College Street.\n\nBut all those roads will now feature in the F1 circuit, and police hope the town\'s youngsters will be inspired by professional racers.\n\nOne policeman said: "Seeing the likes of Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso racing around the streets of Ipswich should be something special, and we hope it will be enough of an adrenaline rush for local teens. We believe they will stick to watching rather than copying."\n\nThe arrival of F1 will mean much of Ipswich will be sealed off for five days on the week of the event, penciled in for September 2016. However, local townsfolk will be grateful for the cash boost - while all the roads will be resurfaced in advance of the spectacle.\n\n"It\'s a super way to get rid of all the pot holes for free," said one local businessman.\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Formula One adds Ipswich Grand Prix', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1036-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-06-23 07:38:13', '2015-06-23 07:38:13', '', 1036, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1036-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1043, 1, '2015-06-23 07:36:02', '2015-06-23 07:36:02', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Nigella Mansell\r\nMotorsport Editor</b>\r\n\r\nBoy racers terrorising the streets of Ipswich have impressed Formula One bosses so much that they have now agreed to add an Ipswich Grand Prix to the F1 racing calendar.\r\n\r\nF1 mastermind Bernie Ecclestone, who was born in Suffolk, was so taken aback with the speed of youths on the streets around Cardinal Park and the docks one-way system that he was inspired to bring his multi-billion-pound racing circus to Ipswich.\r\n\r\nHis negotiators have been working in secret with Ipswich borough chiefs on a circuit layout that will take in Ipswich Waterfront, have a pit lane at KFC and the start/finish line outside Staples.\r\n\r\nAn F1 insider said: "The middle section of the lap will be a high-speed stretch through Neptune Quay - it will be just like racing in Monaco past the marina there.\r\n\r\n"The circuit is an exciting one, just as street circuits always are, with many corners and narrow stretches. However, what we will see is plenty of overtaking opportunities on some of the straights."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/474615448?et=US43WUvyShxrOwSEkp3nnA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=bCrUPG8Ct-g5rHF-w7FM6rLvr2auWTI1sBPFgAPtccg=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/474615448" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The section around Ipswich Marina will rival Monte Carlo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBringing Formula One to Ipswich will be worth millions to the town\'s economy, with hundreds of thousands coming to watch the spectacle, and millions tuning in from around the world to watch the race on television.\r\n\r\nThe deal will be announced after the British Grand Prix at Silverstone on July 5, but the Suffolk Gazette understands Silverstone will remain in the 2016 calendar alongside Ipswich.\r\n\r\nThe F1 insider added: "Silverstone will still be the British F1 Grand Prix, whereas Ipswich will be branded as the English F1 Grand Prix. We\'re very excited to be bringing Grand Prix racing to Ipswich."\r\n\r\nIpswich police have been fighting a long battle against boy racers in the town, who zoom around Grafton Way and the other roads around the Cardinal Park retail complex.They also race around the docks one-way system including, Star Lane and College Street.\r\n\r\nBut all those roads will now feature in the F1 circuit, and police hope the town\'s youngsters will be inspired by professional racers.\r\n\r\nOne policeman said: "Seeing the likes of Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso racing around the streets of Ipswich should be something special, and we hope it will be enough of an adrenaline rush for local teens. We believe they will stick to watching rather than copying."\r\n\r\nThe arrival of F1 will mean much of Ipswich will be sealed off for five days on the week of the event, penciled in for September 2016. However, local townsfolk will be grateful for the cash boost - while all the roads will be resurfaced in advance of the spectacle.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a super way to get rid of all the pot holes for free," said one local businessman.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Formula One adds Ipswich Grand Prix', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1036-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-23 07:36:02', '2015-06-23 07:36:02', '', 1036, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1036-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1044, 1, '2015-06-23 07:38:22', '2015-06-23 07:38:22', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Nigella Mansell\r\nMotorsport Editor</b>\r\n\r\nBoy racers terrorising the streets of Ipswich have impressed Formula One bosses so much that they have now agreed to add an Ipswich Grand Prix to the F1 racing calendar.\r\n\r\nF1 mastermind Bernie Ecclestone, who was born in Suffolk, was so taken aback with the speed of youths on the streets around Cardinal Park and the docks one-way system that he was inspired to bring his multi-billion-pound racing circus to Ipswich.\r\n\r\nHis negotiators have been working in secret with Ipswich borough chiefs on a circuit layout that will take in Ipswich Waterfront, have a pit lane at KFC and the start/finish line outside Staples.\r\n\r\nAn F1 insider said: "The middle section of the lap will be a high-speed stretch through Neptune Quay - it will be just like racing in Monaco past the marina there.\r\n\r\n"The circuit is an exciting one, just as street circuits always are, with many corners and narrow stretches. However, what we will see is plenty of overtaking opportunities on some of the straights."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/474615448?et=US43WUvyShxrOwSEkp3nnA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=bCrUPG8Ct-g5rHF-w7FM6rLvr2auWTI1sBPFgAPtccg=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/474615448" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The section around Ipswich Marina will rival Monte Carlo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBringing Formula One to Ipswich will be worth millions to the town\'s economy, with hundreds of thousands coming to watch the spectacle, and millions tuning in from around the world to watch the race on television.\r\n\r\nThe deal will be announced after the British Grand Prix at Silverstone on July 5, but the Suffolk Gazette understands Silverstone will remain in the 2016 calendar alongside Ipswich.\r\n\r\nThe F1 insider added: "Silverstone will still be the British F1 Grand Prix, whereas Ipswich will be branded as the English F1 Grand Prix. We\'re very excited to be bringing Grand Prix racing to Ipswich."\r\n\r\n<b>Zoom around</b>\r\n\r\nIpswich police have been fighting a long battle against boy racers in the town, who zoom around Grafton Way and the other roads around the Cardinal Park retail complex.They also race around the docks one-way system including, Star Lane and College Street.\r\n\r\nBut all those roads will now feature in the F1 circuit, and police hope the town\'s youngsters will be inspired by professional racers.\r\n\r\nOne policeman said: "Seeing the likes of Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso racing around the streets of Ipswich should be something special, and we hope it will be enough of an adrenaline rush for local teens. We believe they will stick to watching rather than copying."\r\n\r\nThe arrival of F1 will mean much of Ipswich will be sealed off for five days on the week of the event, penciled in for September 2016. However, local townsfolk will be grateful for the cash boost - while all the roads will be resurfaced in advance of the spectacle.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a super way to get rid of all the pot holes for free," said one local businessman.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Formula One adds Ipswich Grand Prix', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1036-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-23 07:38:22', '2015-06-23 07:38:22', '', 1036, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1036-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1052, 1, '2015-06-25 18:49:40', '2015-06-25 18:49:40', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\r\n\r\nTerror struck Suffolk yesterday with news that the legendary Cowzilla had escaped and was running amok somewhere in the countryside.\r\n\r\nBertie Thomas, the farmer who owns her, claimed the hefty heifer was “literally unstoppable”.\r\n\r\n“Everywhere she goes she’ll leave a trail of destruction,” said Mr Thomas. “She can’t be talked to. She can’t be reasoned with. All she cares about is destroying our way of life.”\r\n\r\nAccording to Mr Thomas, Cowzilla can blend into her surroundings “like a ninja” and strike with deadly surprise attacks.\r\n\r\nCowzilla escaped once before, when she was a calf. She was captured three months later, but only after destroying a combine harvester.\r\n\r\nNow she is bigger, stronger and smarter, and Mr Thomas believes it may be impossible to stop her.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/461804150?et=SF6o--4uQYVst3MS6RkC8w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r96veviryLCIgTsO-XrZyGwdjCxCWYGwrwyYdl3mDuA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/461804150" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Something to beef about: Cowzilla on the loose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCowzilla, who answers to the name Mandy, has already struck the village of Holton, near Halwsowrth where she damaged a wall, upturned two litter bins, and left a giant steaming cow pat in a children’s play area.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette was unable to speak to any Holton residents, who had locked themselves inside their houses. But our reporters did hear one woman scream: “This is only the beginning!” through a first-floor window.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have warned the public not to approach Cowzilla at any cost.\r\n\r\nThe police have not released any official details of their Cowzilla strategy, although one insider told the Suffolk Gazette that they might try to force her into Norfolk.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Suffolk in terror as Cowzilla escapes', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cowzilla-escapes', '', '', '2015-07-03 09:37:03', '2015-07-03 09:37:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1052', 0, 'post', '', 4); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1054, 1, '2015-06-25 18:49:27', '2015-06-25 18:49:27', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\r\n\r\nTerror struck Suffolk yesterday with news that the legendary Cowzilla has escaped and is running amok somewhere in the countryside.\r\n\r\nBertie Thomas, the farmer who owns her, claims she is “literally unstoppable”.\r\n\r\n“Everywhere she goes she’ll leave a trail of destruction,” said Mr Thomas. “She can’t be talked to. She can’t be reasoned with. All she cares about is destroying our way of life.”\r\n\r\nAccording to Mr Thomas, Cowzilla can blend into her surroundings “like a ninja” and strike with deadly surprise attacks.\r\n\r\nCowzilla escaped once before, when she was a calf. She was captured three months later, but only after destroying a combine harvester.\r\n\r\nNow she is bigger, stronger and smarter, and Mr Thomas believes it may be impossible to stop her.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/461804150?et=SF6o--4uQYVst3MS6RkC8w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r96veviryLCIgTsO-XrZyGwdjCxCWYGwrwyYdl3mDuA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/461804150" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Something to beef about: Cowzilla on the loose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCowzilla, who answers to the name Mandy, has already struck the village of Holton, damaging a wall, upturning two litter bins, and leaving a cow pat in a children’s play area.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette was unable to speak to any Holton residents, who had locked themselves inside their houses. But our reporters did hear one woman scream: “This is only the beginning!” through a first-floor window.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have warned the public not to approach Cowzilla at any cost.\r\n\r\nThe police have not released any official details of their Cowzilla strategy, although one insider told the Suffolk Gazette that they might try to force her into Norfolk.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Suffolk in terror as Cowzilla escapes', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1052-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-25 18:49:27', '2015-06-25 18:49:27', '', 1052, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1052-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1055, 1, '2015-06-25 18:54:39', '2015-06-25 18:54:39', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\n\nTerror struck Suffolk yesterday with news that the legendary Cowzilla had escaped and was running amok somewhere in the countryside.\n\nBertie Thomas, the farmer who owns her, claimed the hefty heifer was “literally unstoppable”.\n\n“Everywhere she goes she’ll leave a trail of destruction,” said Mr Thomas. “She can’t be talked to. She can’t be reasoned with. All she cares about is destroying our way of life.”\n\nAccording to Mr Thomas, Cowzilla can blend into her surroundings “like a ninja” and strike with deadly surprise attacks.\n\nCowzilla escaped once before, when she was a calf. She was captured three months later, but only after destroying a combine harvester.\n\nNow she is bigger, stronger and smarter, and Mr Thomas believes it may be impossible to stop her.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/461804150?et=SF6o--4uQYVst3MS6RkC8w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r96veviryLCIgTsO-XrZyGwdjCxCWYGwrwyYdl3mDuA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/461804150" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Something to beef about: Cowzilla on the loose</center></i><br><br>\n\nCowzilla, who answers to the name Mandy, has already struck the village of Holton, near Halwsowrth where she damaged a wall, upturned two litter bins, and leaving a cow pat in a children’s play area.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette was unable to speak to any Holton residents, who had locked themselves inside their houses. But our reporters did hear one woman scream: “This is only the beginning!” through a first-floor window.\n\nSuffolk Police have warned the public not to approach Cowzilla at any cost.\n\nThe police have not released any official details of their Cowzilla strategy, although one insider told the Suffolk Gazette that they might try to force her into Norfolk.\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Suffolk in terror as Cowzilla escapes', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1052-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-06-25 18:54:39', '2015-06-25 18:54:39', '', 1052, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1052-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1056, 1, '2015-06-25 18:52:26', '2015-06-25 18:52:26', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\r\n\r\nTerror struck Suffolk yesterday with news that the legendary Cowzilla had escaped and was running amok somewhere in the countryside.\r\n\r\nBertie Thomas, the farmer who owns her, claims the hefty heifer was “literally unstoppable”.\r\n\r\n“Everywhere she goes she’ll leave a trail of destruction,” said Mr Thomas. “She can’t be talked to. She can’t be reasoned with. All she cares about is destroying our way of life.”\r\n\r\nAccording to Mr Thomas, Cowzilla can blend into her surroundings “like a ninja” and strike with deadly surprise attacks.\r\n\r\nCowzilla escaped once before, when she was a calf. She was captured three months later, but only after destroying a combine harvester.\r\n\r\nNow she is bigger, stronger and smarter, and Mr Thomas believes it may be impossible to stop her.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/461804150?et=SF6o--4uQYVst3MS6RkC8w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r96veviryLCIgTsO-XrZyGwdjCxCWYGwrwyYdl3mDuA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/461804150" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Something to beef about: Cowzilla on the loose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCowzilla, who answers to the name Mandy, has already struck the village of Holton, damaging a wall, upturning two litter bins, and leaving a cow pat in a children’s play area.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette was unable to speak to any Holton residents, who had locked themselves inside their houses. But our reporters did hear one woman scream: “This is only the beginning!” through a first-floor window.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have warned the public not to approach Cowzilla at any cost.\r\n\r\nThe police have not released any official details of their Cowzilla strategy, although one insider told the Suffolk Gazette that they might try to force her into Norfolk.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Suffolk in terror as Cowzilla escapes', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1052-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-25 18:52:26', '2015-06-25 18:52:26', '', 1052, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1052-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1057, 1, '2015-06-25 18:54:52', '2015-06-25 18:54:52', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\r\n\r\nTerror struck Suffolk yesterday with news that the legendary Cowzilla had escaped and was running amok somewhere in the countryside.\r\n\r\nBertie Thomas, the farmer who owns her, claimed the hefty heifer was “literally unstoppable”.\r\n\r\n“Everywhere she goes she’ll leave a trail of destruction,” said Mr Thomas. “She can’t be talked to. She can’t be reasoned with. All she cares about is destroying our way of life.”\r\n\r\nAccording to Mr Thomas, Cowzilla can blend into her surroundings “like a ninja” and strike with deadly surprise attacks.\r\n\r\nCowzilla escaped once before, when she was a calf. She was captured three months later, but only after destroying a combine harvester.\r\n\r\nNow she is bigger, stronger and smarter, and Mr Thomas believes it may be impossible to stop her.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/461804150?et=SF6o--4uQYVst3MS6RkC8w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r96veviryLCIgTsO-XrZyGwdjCxCWYGwrwyYdl3mDuA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/461804150" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Something to beef about: Cowzilla on the loose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCowzilla, who answers to the name Mandy, has already struck the village of Holton, near Halwsowrth where she damaged a wall, upturned two litter bins, and left a giant steaming cow pat in a children’s play area.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette was unable to speak to any Holton residents, who had locked themselves inside their houses. But our reporters did hear one woman scream: “This is only the beginning!” through a first-floor window.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have warned the public not to approach Cowzilla at any cost.\r\n\r\nThe police have not released any official details of their Cowzilla strategy, although one insider told the Suffolk Gazette that they might try to force her into Norfolk.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Suffolk in terror as Cowzilla escapes', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1052-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-25 18:54:52', '2015-06-25 18:54:52', '', 1052, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1052-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1058, 1, '2015-06-25 19:47:42', '2015-06-25 19:47:42', '<b>By Izzy Jet\r\nAviation Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nA ginger moggy has become the first cat in the world to get a pilot\'s licence.\r\n\r\nElsa, pictured below in her one-seater plane, amazed aviation experts with her flying skills around Rushmere in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nHer owner Mavis Pawsey said: "She liked sitting in the plane, so one day for a laugh we opened a bedroom window and threw her out. To our surprise she flew around for a bit before landing safely in the garden."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cat-pilot-e1435261456828.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cat-pilot-e1435261456828.jpg" alt="Cat in a box" width="450" height="514" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1059" /></a>\r\n\r\nElsa now spends most days zooming above homes in Ipswich, chasing birds in the sky.\r\n\r\nA wag said: "She\'ll soon be flying for British Hairways."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cat gets pilot licence', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cat-gets-pilot-licence', '', '', '2015-07-03 09:36:25', '2015-07-03 09:36:25', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1058', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1060, 1, '2015-06-25 19:47:42', '2015-06-25 19:47:42', '<b>By Izzy Jet\r\nAviation Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nA ginger moggy has become the first cat in the world to get a pilot\'s licence.\r\n\r\nElsa, pictured below in her one-seater plane, amazed aviation experts with her flying skills around Rushmere in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nHer owner Mavis Pawsey said: "She liked sitting in the plane, so one day for a laugh we opened a bedroom window and threw her out. To our surprise she flew around for a bit before landing safely in the garden."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cat-pilot-e1435261456828.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cat-pilot-e1435261456828.jpg" alt="Cat in a box" width="450" height="514" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1059" /></a>\r\n\r\nElsa now spends most days zooming above homes in Ipswich, chasing birds in the sky.\r\n\r\nA wag said: "She\'ll soon be flying for British Hairways."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cat gets pilot licence', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1058-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-25 19:47:42', '2015-06-25 19:47:42', '', 1058, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1058-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1061, 1, '2015-06-26 08:58:28', '2015-06-26 08:58:28', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Paul Jewellery</b>\r\n\r\nIpswich left-back Tyrone Mings has revealed he is fulfilling his life-long ambition - by moving to Bournemouth to retire.\r\n\r\nHe will join tens of thousands of pensioners in a comfortable lifestyle by the sea in Dorset, where the weather is nice all year round.\r\n\r\nMings, 22, who cost Ipswich Town just £10,000 when he arrived from non-league Chippenham Town two years ago, has now done his bit on the football field and is looking forward to putting his feet up.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:325px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:136.866359% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459716353?et=meCKWSdQR8VMVavhgaZ8gg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=RJK97WmSLy0277zM-9lRO4cHYghXO_AaFNq8uEEOyZE=" width="325" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459716353" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Mings, right, on a previous visit to Bournemouth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Bournemouth is a great place for people to retire, in fact it\'s full of old people enjoying their golden years.\r\n\r\n"Tyrone has found a nice home where he will make new friends, and there\'s even an on-site manager to keep an eye on them. He\'s looking forward to lazy days on a deck chair soaking up the sunshine."\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Town insider added: "We wish Tyrone well in his retirement. The lads clubbed together and bought him a carriage clock."\r\n\r\nMings scored one goal in 56 appearances for the Suffolk club, where he developed a strong relationship with the fans. They will now hope he enjoys his rest.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/115570607?et=1U2UwndXTaFyn4CJhFSjVQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=A9iIUKbrymC9YexRfynUsHO0YLyF4T0sn54nwXy-52U=" width="445" height="296" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/115570607" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Pensioners enjoying Bournemouth promenade</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Tyrone Mings retires to Bournemouth', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'tyrone-mings-retires-to-bournemouth', '', '', '2015-07-08 09:06:41', '2015-07-08 09:06:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1061', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1063, 1, '2015-06-26 08:58:13', '2015-06-26 08:58:13', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Paul Jewellery</b>\r\n\r\nIpswich left-back Tyrone Mings has revealed he is fulfilling his life-long ambition - by moving to Bournemouth to retire.\r\n\r\nHe will join tens of thousands of pensioners in a comfortable lifestyle by the sea in Dorset, where the weather is nice all year round.\r\n\r\nMings, 22, who cost Ipswich Town just £10,000 when he arrived from non-league Chippenham Town two years ago, has now done his bit on the football field and is looking forward to putting his feet up.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:325px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:136.866359% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459716353?et=meCKWSdQR8VMVavhgaZ8gg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=RJK97WmSLy0277zM-9lRO4cHYghXO_AaFNq8uEEOyZE=" width="325" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459716353" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center></i>Mings, right, on a previous visit to Bournemouth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Bournemouth is a great place for people to retire, in fact it\'s full of old people enjoying their golden years.\r\n\r\n"Tyrone has found a nice home where he will make new friends, and there\'s even an on-site warden to keep an eye on them. He\'s looking forward to lazy days on a deck chair soaking up the sunshine."\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Town insider added: "We wish Tyrone well in his retirement. The lads clubbed together and bought him a carriage clock."\r\n\r\nMings scored one goal in 56 appearances for the Suffolk club, where he developed a strong relationship with the fans. They will now hope he enjoys his rest.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/115570607?et=1U2UwndXTaFyn4CJhFSjVQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=A9iIUKbrymC9YexRfynUsHO0YLyF4T0sn54nwXy-52U=" width="445" height="296" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/115570607" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Pensioners enjoying Bournemouth promenade</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Tyrone Mings retires to Bournemouth', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1061-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-26 08:58:13', '2015-06-26 08:58:13', '', 1061, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1061-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1064, 1, '2015-06-26 09:09:25', '2015-06-26 09:09:25', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Paul Jewellery</b>\n\nIpswich left-back Tyrone Mings has revealed he is fulfilling his life-long ambition - by moving to Bournemouth to retire.\n\nHe will join tens of thousands of pensioners in a comfortable lifestyle by the sea in Dorset, where the weather is nice all year round.\n\nMings, 22, who cost Ipswich Town just £10,000 when he arrived from non-league Chippenham Town two years ago, has now done his bit on the football field and is looking forward to putting his feet up.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:325px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:136.866359% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459716353?et=meCKWSdQR8VMVavhgaZ8gg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=RJK97WmSLy0277zM-9lRO4cHYghXO_AaFNq8uEEOyZE=" width="325" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459716353" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Mings, right, on a previous visit to Bournemouth</center></i><br><br>\n\nA pal said: "Bournemouth is a great place for people to retire, in fact it\'s full of old people enjoying their golden years.\n\n"Tyrone has found a nice home where he will make new friends, and there\'s even an on-site manager to keep an eye on them. He\'s looking forward to lazy days on a deck chair soaking up the sunshine."\n\nAn Ipswich Town insider added: "We wish Tyrone well in his retirement. The lads clubbed together and bought him a carriage clock."\n\nMings scored one goal in 56 appearances for the Suffolk club, where he developed a strong relationship with the fans. They will now hope he enjoys his rest.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/115570607?et=1U2UwndXTaFyn4CJhFSjVQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=A9iIUKbrymC9YexRfynUsHO0YLyF4T0sn54nwXy-52U=" width="445" height="296" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/115570607" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Pensioners enjoying Bournemouth promenade</center></i><br><br>\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Tyrone Mings retires to Bournemouth', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1061-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-06-26 09:09:25', '2015-06-26 09:09:25', '', 1061, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1061-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1065, 1, '2015-06-26 08:59:53', '2015-06-26 08:59:53', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Paul Jewellery</b>\r\n\r\nIpswich left-back Tyrone Mings has revealed he is fulfilling his life-long ambition - by moving to Bournemouth to retire.\r\n\r\nHe will join tens of thousands of pensioners in a comfortable lifestyle by the sea in Dorset, where the weather is nice all year round.\r\n\r\nMings, 22, who cost Ipswich Town just £10,000 when he arrived from non-league Chippenham Town two years ago, has now done his bit on the football field and is looking forward to putting his feet up.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:325px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:136.866359% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459716353?et=meCKWSdQR8VMVavhgaZ8gg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=RJK97WmSLy0277zM-9lRO4cHYghXO_AaFNq8uEEOyZE=" width="325" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459716353" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Mings, right, on a previous visit to Bournemouth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Bournemouth is a great place for people to retire, in fact it\'s full of old people enjoying their golden years.\r\n\r\n"Tyrone has found a nice home where he will make new friends, and there\'s even an on-site warden to keep an eye on them. He\'s looking forward to lazy days on a deck chair soaking up the sunshine."\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Town insider added: "We wish Tyrone well in his retirement. The lads clubbed together and bought him a carriage clock."\r\n\r\nMings scored one goal in 56 appearances for the Suffolk club, where he developed a strong relationship with the fans. They will now hope he enjoys his rest.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/115570607?et=1U2UwndXTaFyn4CJhFSjVQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=A9iIUKbrymC9YexRfynUsHO0YLyF4T0sn54nwXy-52U=" width="445" height="296" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/115570607" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Pensioners enjoying Bournemouth promenade</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Tyrone Mings retires to Bournemouth', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1061-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-26 08:59:53', '2015-06-26 08:59:53', '', 1061, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1061-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1066, 1, '2015-06-26 09:09:28', '2015-06-26 09:09:28', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Paul Jewellery</b>\r\n\r\nIpswich left-back Tyrone Mings has revealed he is fulfilling his life-long ambition - by moving to Bournemouth to retire.\r\n\r\nHe will join tens of thousands of pensioners in a comfortable lifestyle by the sea in Dorset, where the weather is nice all year round.\r\n\r\nMings, 22, who cost Ipswich Town just £10,000 when he arrived from non-league Chippenham Town two years ago, has now done his bit on the football field and is looking forward to putting his feet up.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:325px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:136.866359% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459716353?et=meCKWSdQR8VMVavhgaZ8gg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=RJK97WmSLy0277zM-9lRO4cHYghXO_AaFNq8uEEOyZE=" width="325" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459716353" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Mings, right, on a previous visit to Bournemouth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Bournemouth is a great place for people to retire, in fact it\'s full of old people enjoying their golden years.\r\n\r\n"Tyrone has found a nice home where he will make new friends, and there\'s even an on-site manager to keep an eye on them. He\'s looking forward to lazy days on a deck chair soaking up the sunshine."\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Town insider added: "We wish Tyrone well in his retirement. The lads clubbed together and bought him a carriage clock."\r\n\r\nMings scored one goal in 56 appearances for the Suffolk club, where he developed a strong relationship with the fans. They will now hope he enjoys his rest.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/115570607?et=1U2UwndXTaFyn4CJhFSjVQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=A9iIUKbrymC9YexRfynUsHO0YLyF4T0sn54nwXy-52U=" width="445" height="296" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/115570607" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Pensioners enjoying Bournemouth promenade</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Tyrone Mings retires to Bournemouth', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1061-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-26 09:09:28', '2015-06-26 09:09:28', '', 1061, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1061-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1069, 1, '2015-06-30 11:53:48', '2015-06-30 11:53:48', 'Suffolk residents who have spent weeks moaning about the poor summer were today upset that it was getting too hot.\r\n\r\nNow that the sun is shining and temperatures are soaring towards 30 degrees, it\'s all got too much for everyone who likes to moan whatever the weather.\r\n\r\nWendy Jacobson, who lives near Woodbridge wailed: "It\'s far too hot. You can\'t go outside without getting sweaty. We need a good storm to clear the air."\r\n\r\nWhen told that only days ago she was moaning about the summer getting off to a disappointing start, Mrs Jacobson refused to comment.\r\n\r\nJack Gales, of Haverhill told the Suffolk Gazette: "The weather needs to sort itself out. It\'s either too cold, wet or windy - or it\'s too hot. It\'s very difficult to get on with one\'s life. It must be dreadful for old people in this heat. They could die from moaning about it."\r\n\r\nJim Porkie, of forecasters weatherwatchingforyou.com explained: "We expect a prolonged spell of moaning followed by some cooler tempers."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:519px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.776493% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/546828861?et=00LA0JzsQWNQtk5kBOzj0A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=dHCwqANW-a0Qz6eHON7VXus-6Aa0lrUEqG3w_avMvpQ=" width="519" height="331" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/546828861" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Felixstowe beach basking in sunshine today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'It\'s getting too hot, moans everyone', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'getting-too-hot', '', '', '2015-07-15 09:23:09', '2015-07-15 09:23:09', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1069', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1070, 1, '2015-06-30 11:48:24', '2015-06-30 11:48:24', 'Suffolk residents who have spent weeks moaning about the poor summer were this week upset that it was getting too hot.\r\n\r\nNow that the sun is shining and temperatures are soaring towards 30 degrees, it\'s all got too much for the everyone who likes to moan whatever the weather.\r\n\r\nWendy Jacobson, who lives near Woodbridge wailed: "It\'s far too hot. You can\'t go outside without getting sweaty. We need a good storm to clear the air."\r\n\r\nWhen told that only days ago she was moaning about the summer getting off to a disappointing start, Mrs Jacobson refused to comment.\r\n\r\nJack Gales, of Haverhill told the Suffolk Gazette: "The weather needs to sort itself out. It\'s either too cold, wet or windy - or it\'s too hot. It\'s very difficult to get on with one\'s life. It must be dreadful for old people in this heat. They could die from moaning about it."\r\n\r\nJim Porkie, of forecasters weatherwatchingforyou.com explained: "We expect a prolonged spell of moaning followed by some cooler tempers."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:519px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.776493% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/546828861?et=00LA0JzsQWNQtk5kBOzj0A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=dHCwqANW-a0Qz6eHON7VXus-6Aa0lrUEqG3w_avMvpQ=" width="519" height="331" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/546828861" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Felixstowe beach basking in sunshine today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'It\'s getting too hot, moans everyone', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1069-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-30 11:48:24', '2015-06-30 11:48:24', '', 1069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1069-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1071, 1, '2015-06-30 11:49:19', '2015-06-30 11:49:19', 'Suffolk residents who have spent weeks moaning about the poor summer were this today upset that it was getting too hot.\r\n\r\nNow that the sun is shining and temperatures are soaring towards 30 degrees, it\'s all got too much for the everyone who likes to moan whatever the weather.\r\n\r\nWendy Jacobson, who lives near Woodbridge wailed: "It\'s far too hot. You can\'t go outside without getting sweaty. We need a good storm to clear the air."\r\n\r\nWhen told that only days ago she was moaning about the summer getting off to a disappointing start, Mrs Jacobson refused to comment.\r\n\r\nJack Gales, of Haverhill told the Suffolk Gazette: "The weather needs to sort itself out. It\'s either too cold, wet or windy - or it\'s too hot. It\'s very difficult to get on with one\'s life. It must be dreadful for old people in this heat. They could die from moaning about it."\r\n\r\nJim Porkie, of forecasters weatherwatchingforyou.com explained: "We expect a prolonged spell of moaning followed by some cooler tempers."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:519px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.776493% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/546828861?et=00LA0JzsQWNQtk5kBOzj0A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=dHCwqANW-a0Qz6eHON7VXus-6Aa0lrUEqG3w_avMvpQ=" width="519" height="331" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/546828861" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Felixstowe beach basking in sunshine today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'It\'s getting too hot, moans everyone', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1069-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-30 11:49:19', '2015-06-30 11:49:19', '', 1069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1069-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1073, 1, '2015-06-30 11:53:49', '2015-06-30 11:53:49', 'Suffolk residents who have spent weeks moaning about the poor summer were today upset that it was getting too hot.\r\n\r\nNow that the sun is shining and temperatures are soaring towards 30 degrees, it\'s all got too much for the everyone who likes to moan whatever the weather.\r\n\r\nWendy Jacobson, who lives near Woodbridge wailed: "It\'s far too hot. You can\'t go outside without getting sweaty. We need a good storm to clear the air."\r\n\r\nWhen told that only days ago she was moaning about the summer getting off to a disappointing start, Mrs Jacobson refused to comment.\r\n\r\nJack Gales, of Haverhill told the Suffolk Gazette: "The weather needs to sort itself out. It\'s either too cold, wet or windy - or it\'s too hot. It\'s very difficult to get on with one\'s life. It must be dreadful for old people in this heat. They could die from moaning about it."\r\n\r\nJim Porkie, of forecasters weatherwatchingforyou.com explained: "We expect a prolonged spell of moaning followed by some cooler tempers."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:519px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.776493% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/546828861?et=00LA0JzsQWNQtk5kBOzj0A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=dHCwqANW-a0Qz6eHON7VXus-6Aa0lrUEqG3w_avMvpQ=" width="519" height="331" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/546828861" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Felixstowe beach basking in sunshine today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'It\'s getting too hot, moans everyone', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1069-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-30 11:53:49', '2015-06-30 11:53:49', '', 1069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1069-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1074, 1, '2015-06-30 13:36:11', '2015-06-30 13:36:11', 'Suffolk residents who have spent weeks moaning about the poor summer were today upset that it was getting too hot.\r\n\r\nNow that the sun is shining and temperatures are soaring towards 30 degrees, it\'s all got too much for everyone who likes to moan whatever the weather.\r\n\r\nWendy Jacobson, who lives near Woodbridge wailed: "It\'s far too hot. You can\'t go outside without getting sweaty. We need a good storm to clear the air."\r\n\r\nWhen told that only days ago she was moaning about the summer getting off to a disappointing start, Mrs Jacobson refused to comment.\r\n\r\nJack Gales, of Haverhill told the Suffolk Gazette: "The weather needs to sort itself out. It\'s either too cold, wet or windy - or it\'s too hot. It\'s very difficult to get on with one\'s life. It must be dreadful for old people in this heat. They could die from moaning about it."\r\n\r\nJim Porkie, of forecasters weatherwatchingforyou.com explained: "We expect a prolonged spell of moaning followed by some cooler tempers."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:519px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.776493% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/546828861?et=00LA0JzsQWNQtk5kBOzj0A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=dHCwqANW-a0Qz6eHON7VXus-6Aa0lrUEqG3w_avMvpQ=" width="519" height="331" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/546828861" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Felixstowe beach basking in sunshine today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'It\'s getting too hot, moans everyone', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1069-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-30 13:36:11', '2015-06-30 13:36:11', '', 1069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1069-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1075, 1, '2018-03-08 11:23:17', '2018-03-08 11:23:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/grass-e1520511479219.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/grass-e1520511479219.jpg" alt="You won&#039;t have to mow the lawn" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8599" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company has invented a type of grass that never needs to be cut, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGardeners will be delighted to ditch their lawnmowers as the special seed formula ensures each blade never reaches more than an inch in height.\r\n\r\nInstead it stops growing, leaving a beautiful, uniform finish across the garden.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWeekends will never be the same again as householders will no longer have to huff and puff with an expensive lawnmower, or worry about what to do with the grass cuttings.\r\n\r\nBut there is one downside to the wonder grass - lawnmower manufacturers and retailers will have to brace themselves for a huge downturn in business.\r\n\r\nThe new seeds were developed by InchPerfect Grass Ltd of Lavenham, in a secret testing facility behind one of the village\'s chocolate-box houses.\r\n\r\nInchPerfect is now being stocked in bags at all good garden centres and DIY stores. A £15.99 bag should be enough for lawns of up to one quarter of an acre.\r\n\r\nThe seed kills off the existing grass, which now grows alarmingly fast for around ten months of the year, and then grows itself - to just one inch.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, revealed: "We\'ve spent years developing the grass and it works a treat.\r\n\r\n"However, we have to proceed carefully to ensure the grass seed does not cross-contaminate nearby farmers\' fields, because there\'s every chance none of their crops would grow above an inch in height - and no-one likes a stubby carrot."\r\n\r\nShe said InchPerfect grass was the perfect natural alternative to the awful artificial grass used by some lazy people - or those who get hayfever.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'You\'ll never need to mow the lawn again', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'mow-the-lawn', '', '', '2018-03-08 12:27:08', '2018-03-08 12:27:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1075', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1076, 1, '2015-07-02 08:14:02', '2015-07-02 08:14:02', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rose Cutting\r\nGardening Editor</b>\r\n\r\nIn what appears to be the answer to every gardener\'s prayers, a Suffolk company has invented a type of grass that never needs to be cut.\r\n\r\nThe seeds are sown and the grass grows as normal, but the special formula means each blade never reaches more than an inch in height.\r\n\r\nInstead, it stops growing, leaving a beautiful uniform finish across the garden.\r\n\r\nThe news will be welcomed by householders who will no longer have to spend part of their weekends cutting the lawn.\r\n\r\nBut with no maintenance or mowing required, lawnmower manufacturers and retailers are now bracing themselves for a huge downturn in business.\r\n\r\nThe new seeds were developed by YourInchPerfect Grass Ltd of Lavenham, in a secret testing facility behind one of the villages chocolate-box houses.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Uhar Dowting-Thomas,32, revealed: "We\'ve spent years developing the grass and it works a treat.\r\n\r\n"However, we have to proceed carefully to ensure the grass seed does not cross contaminate with nearby farmers\' fields, because there\'s every chance none of their crops would grow above an inch in height.\r\n\r\n"But we\'re sure everyone would forgive a few failed harvests of it meant they nerver had to bother cutting the grass again."\r\n \r\n\r\nGone are\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', '', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1075-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-02 08:14:02', '2015-07-02 08:14:02', '', 1075, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1075-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1078, 1, '2015-07-02 08:23:07', '2015-07-02 08:23:07', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rose Cutting\r\nGardening Editor</b>\r\n\r\nIn what appears to be the answer to every gardener\'s prayers, a Suffolk company has invented a type of grass that never needs to be cut.\r\n\r\nThe seeds are sown and the grass grows as normal, but the special formula means each blade never reaches more than an inch in height.\r\n\r\nInstead it stops growing, leaving a beautiful uniform finish across the garden.\r\n\r\nThe news will be welcomed by householders who will no longer have to give up part of their weekends to mow the lawn and discard the cuttings.\r\n\r\nBut with no maintenance or mowing required, lawnmower manufacturers and retailers are now bracing themselves for a huge downturn in business.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/146688751?et=8EoQnGJoQxJ3HPv-InNqkA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=YEk_7C9_tjaPtdQgdi9nHYSYGTj8wqcpIqCIGXwijMI=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/146688751" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Blade runner: cutting grass is a thing of the past</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe new seeds were developed by YourInchPerfect Grass Ltd of Lavenham, in a secret testing facility behind one of the village\'s chocolate-box houses.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Uhar Dowting-Thomas,32, revealed: "We\'ve spent years developing the grass and it works a treat.\r\n\r\n"However, we have to proceed carefully to ensure the grass seed does not cross-contaminate nearby farmers\' fields, because there\'s every chance none of their crops would grow above an inch in height.\r\n\r\n"But we\'re sure everyone would forgive a few failed harvests of it meant they nerver had to bother cutting the grass again."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'You\'ll never need to mow the lawn again', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1075-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-02 08:23:07', '2015-07-02 08:23:07', '', 1075, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1075-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1081, 1, '2015-07-02 08:32:07', '2015-07-02 08:32:07', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rose Cutting\r\nGardening Editor</b>\r\n\r\nIn what appears to be the answer to every gardener\'s prayers, a Suffolk company has invented a type of grass that never needs to be cut.\r\n\r\nThe seeds are sown and the grass grows as normal, but the special formula means each blade never reaches more than an inch in height.\r\n\r\nInstead it stops growing, leaving a beautiful uniform finish across the garden.\r\n\r\nThe news will be welcomed by householders who will no longer have to give up part of their weekends to mow the lawn and discard the cuttings.\r\n\r\nBut with no maintenance or mowing required, lawnmower manufacturers and retailers are now bracing themselves for a huge downturn in business.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/146688751?et=8EoQnGJoQxJ3HPv-InNqkA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=YEk_7C9_tjaPtdQgdi9nHYSYGTj8wqcpIqCIGXwijMI=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/146688751" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Blade runner: cutting grass is a thing of the past</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe new seeds were developed by YourInchPerfect Grass Ltd of Lavenham, in a secret testing facility behind one of the village\'s chocolate-box houses.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Uhar Dowting-Thomas, 32, revealed: "We\'ve spent years developing the grass and it works a treat.\r\n\r\n"However, we have to proceed carefully to ensure the grass seed does not cross-contaminate nearby farmers\' fields, because there\'s every chance none of their crops would grow above an inch in height.\r\n\r\n"But we\'re sure everyone would forgive a few failed harvests of it meant they nerver had to bother cutting the grass again."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'You\'ll never need to mow the lawn again', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1075-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-02 08:32:07', '2015-07-02 08:32:07', '', 1075, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1075-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1082, 1, '2015-07-03 08:11:53', '2015-07-03 08:11:53', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strapp, Cricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nAustralian cricketers have taken secret lessons to improve their unsporting sledging techniques ahead of the Ashes series, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nMichael Clarke\'s side spent two days at a countryside retreat near Woodbridge to learn new ways to wind up England\'s plucky batsmen.\r\n\r\nThe cocky Australians are certain they will successfully defend the Ashes when the first test begins in Cardiff next Thursday.\r\n\r\nAnd they reckon employing new sledging techniques, for which they have excelled in the past, will boost their chances even further.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.380471% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/477647272?et=NOMZAl1vRCZsiyKvR-SbgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=v1EvW8mbLtMHlYbb5X-m__Wv-8qmWFi0AKV0p4EEFMM=&caption=true" width="445" height="318" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/477647272" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Aussie skipper Michael Clarke shows off the Ashes trophy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBefore playing Essex in a one-day warm-up this week, the Australian team stayed at the Gooday Barbey conference centre on the edge of Tunstall Forest to learn from leading sports psychologist Bruce Tinny.\r\n\r\nHe led each player through a new range of sledging techniques, including threats of physical injury to batsmen, posing questions about the opposition\'s sexual ability, and asking if an opposing batsman "knew where your wife was".\r\n\r\nAn insider at Gooday Barbey told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Australians were keen to learn as much as possible about modern-day-sledging techniques. They also drunk the bar dry of lager.\r\n\r\n"Clearly they will be using their new knowledge against the poor England batsmen in the Ashes.\r\n\r\n"But fair play always wins through, and I expect the England boys will win the Ashes back for the nation using only good sportsmanship."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Australian team refused to comment on the sledging seminar, adding only: "You\'re about to get your head knocked off."\r\n\r\nSledging has been used by crafty Aussies for decades. In the mid 1970s they were dubbed the Ugly Australians for tirades led by Rod Marsh and Ian Chappell against the opposition.\r\n\r\nA few decades later, fast bowler Merv Hughes became famous for winding-up batsmen.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:242px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:122.727273% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107979127?et=oJkpKrUhT9VuUM87Y4pseA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uy_65d1OWp41yeoUOJhB3AtKZtVXOP_WamJU3I8M5xk=" width="242" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107979127" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Merv Hughes gives a friendly message to Graeme Hick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFor more top cricket news, see <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/kevin-pietersen-career-suffolk/" target="_blank">Kevin Pietersen\'s career saved by Suffolk</a>, and read about the invention of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/" target="_blank">world\'s first left-handed cricket bat</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cocky Aussies get Ashes sledging lessons', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'australia-sledging-ashes-cricket', '', '', '2017-06-23 09:25:27', '2017-06-23 09:25:27', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1082', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1083, 1, '2015-07-03 08:09:04', '2015-07-03 08:09:04', '<b>By Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nAustralian cricketers have taken secret lessons to improve their unsporting sledging techniques ahead of the Ashes series, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nMichael Clarke\'s side spent two days at a countryside retreat near Woodbridge to learn new ways to wind up England\'s batsmen.\r\n\r\nThe cocky Australians are certain they will successfully defend the Ashes when the first test begins in Cardiff next Thursday.\r\n\r\nAnd they reckon employing new sledging techniques, for which they have excelled in the past, will boost their chances even further.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.380471% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/477647272?et=NOMZAl1vRCZsiyKvR-SbgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=v1EvW8mbLtMHlYbb5X-m__Wv-8qmWFi0AKV0p4EEFMM=&caption=true" width="445" height="318" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/477647272" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ausie skipper Michael Clarke shows off the Ashes trophy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBefore playing Essex in a on-day warm-up this week, the Australian team stayed at the Gooday Barbey conference centre on the edge of Tunstall Forest to learn from leading sports psychologist Bruce Tinny.\r\n\r\nHe led each player through a new range of sledging techniques, including threats of physical injury to batsmen, posing questions about the opposition\'s sexual ability, and asking if an opposing batsman "knew where your wife was".\r\n\r\nAn insider at Gooday Barbey told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Australians were keen to learn as much as possible about modern-day-sledging techniques. They also drunk the bar dry of lager.\r\n\r\n"Clearly they will be using their new knowledge against the poor England batsmen in the Ashes.\r\n\r\n"But fair play always wins through, and I expect the England boys will win the Ashes back for the nation using only good sportsmanship."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Australian team refused to comment on the sledging seminar, adding only: "You\'re about to get your head knocked off."\r\n\r\nSledging has been used by crafty Aussies for decades. In the mid 1970s they were dubbed the Ugly Australians for tirades led by Rod Marsh and Ian Chappell against the opposition.\r\n\r\nA few decades later, fast bowler Merv Hughes became famous for winding-up batsmen.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:242px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:122.727273% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107979127?et=oJkpKrUhT9VuUM87Y4pseA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uy_65d1OWp41yeoUOJhB3AtKZtVXOP_WamJU3I8M5xk=" width="242" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107979127" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Merv Hughes gives a friendly message to Graeme Hick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cocky Aussies get sledging lessons for The Ashes', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-03 08:09:04', '2015-07-03 08:09:04', '', 1082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1085, 1, '2015-07-03 08:12:39', '2015-07-03 08:12:39', '<b>By Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nAustralian cricketers have taken secret lessons to improve their unsporting sledging techniques ahead of the Ashes series, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nMichael Clarke\'s side spent two days at a countryside retreat near Woodbridge to learn new ways to wind up England\'s batsmen.\r\n\r\nThe cocky Australians are certain they will successfully defend the Ashes when the first test begins in Cardiff next Thursday.\r\n\r\nAnd they reckon employing new sledging techniques, for which they have excelled in the past, will boost their chances even further.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.380471% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/477647272?et=NOMZAl1vRCZsiyKvR-SbgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=v1EvW8mbLtMHlYbb5X-m__Wv-8qmWFi0AKV0p4EEFMM=&caption=true" width="445" height="318" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/477647272" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ausie skipper Michael Clarke shows off the Ashes trophy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBefore playing Essex in a on-day warm-up this week, the Australian team stayed at the Gooday Barbey conference centre on the edge of Tunstall Forest to learn from leading sports psychologist Bruce Tinny.\r\n\r\nHe led each player through a new range of sledging techniques, including threats of physical injury to batsmen, posing questions about the opposition\'s sexual ability, and asking if an opposing batsman "knew where your wife was".\r\n\r\nAn insider at Gooday Barbey told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Australians were keen to learn as much as possible about modern-day-sledging techniques. They also drunk the bar dry of lager.\r\n\r\n"Clearly they will be using their new knowledge against the poor England batsmen in the Ashes.\r\n\r\n"But fair play always wins through, and I expect the England boys will win the Ashes back for the nation using only good sportsmanship."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Australian team refused to comment on the sledging seminar, adding only: "You\'re about to get your head knocked off."\r\n\r\nSledging has been used by crafty Aussies for decades. In the mid 1970s they were dubbed the Ugly Australians for tirades led by Rod Marsh and Ian Chappell against the opposition.\r\n\r\nA few decades later, fast bowler Merv Hughes became famous for winding-up batsmen.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:242px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:122.727273% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107979127?et=oJkpKrUhT9VuUM87Y4pseA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uy_65d1OWp41yeoUOJhB3AtKZtVXOP_WamJU3I8M5xk=" width="242" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107979127" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Merv Hughes gives a friendly message to Graeme Hick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cocky Aussies get Ashes sledging lessons', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-03 08:12:39', '2015-07-03 08:12:39', '', 1082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1086, 1, '2015-07-03 08:13:07', '2015-07-03 08:13:07', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nAustralian cricketers have taken secret lessons to improve their unsporting sledging techniques ahead of the Ashes series, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nMichael Clarke\'s side spent two days at a countryside retreat near Woodbridge to learn new ways to wind up England\'s batsmen.\r\n\r\nThe cocky Australians are certain they will successfully defend the Ashes when the first test begins in Cardiff next Thursday.\r\n\r\nAnd they reckon employing new sledging techniques, for which they have excelled in the past, will boost their chances even further.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.380471% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/477647272?et=NOMZAl1vRCZsiyKvR-SbgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=v1EvW8mbLtMHlYbb5X-m__Wv-8qmWFi0AKV0p4EEFMM=&caption=true" width="445" height="318" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/477647272" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ausie skipper Michael Clarke shows off the Ashes trophy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBefore playing Essex in a on-day warm-up this week, the Australian team stayed at the Gooday Barbey conference centre on the edge of Tunstall Forest to learn from leading sports psychologist Bruce Tinny.\r\n\r\nHe led each player through a new range of sledging techniques, including threats of physical injury to batsmen, posing questions about the opposition\'s sexual ability, and asking if an opposing batsman "knew where your wife was".\r\n\r\nAn insider at Gooday Barbey told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Australians were keen to learn as much as possible about modern-day-sledging techniques. They also drunk the bar dry of lager.\r\n\r\n"Clearly they will be using their new knowledge against the poor England batsmen in the Ashes.\r\n\r\n"But fair play always wins through, and I expect the England boys will win the Ashes back for the nation using only good sportsmanship."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Australian team refused to comment on the sledging seminar, adding only: "You\'re about to get your head knocked off."\r\n\r\nSledging has been used by crafty Aussies for decades. In the mid 1970s they were dubbed the Ugly Australians for tirades led by Rod Marsh and Ian Chappell against the opposition.\r\n\r\nA few decades later, fast bowler Merv Hughes became famous for winding-up batsmen.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:242px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:122.727273% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107979127?et=oJkpKrUhT9VuUM87Y4pseA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uy_65d1OWp41yeoUOJhB3AtKZtVXOP_WamJU3I8M5xk=" width="242" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107979127" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Merv Hughes gives a friendly message to Graeme Hick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cocky Aussies get Ashes sledging lessons', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-03 08:13:07', '2015-07-03 08:13:07', '', 1082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1087, 1, '2015-07-03 08:14:08', '2015-07-03 08:14:08', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nAustralian cricketers have taken secret lessons to improve their unsporting sledging techniques ahead of the Ashes series, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nMichael Clarke\'s side spent two days at a countryside retreat near Woodbridge to learn new ways to wind up England\'s plucky batsmen.\r\n\r\nThe cocky Australians are certain they will successfully defend the Ashes when the first test begins in Cardiff next Thursday.\r\n\r\nAnd they reckon employing new sledging techniques, for which they have excelled in the past, will boost their chances even further.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.380471% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/477647272?et=NOMZAl1vRCZsiyKvR-SbgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=v1EvW8mbLtMHlYbb5X-m__Wv-8qmWFi0AKV0p4EEFMM=&caption=true" width="445" height="318" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/477647272" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ausie skipper Michael Clarke shows off the Ashes trophy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBefore playing Essex in a on-day warm-up this week, the Australian team stayed at the Gooday Barbey conference centre on the edge of Tunstall Forest to learn from leading sports psychologist Bruce Tinny.\r\n\r\nHe led each player through a new range of sledging techniques, including threats of physical injury to batsmen, posing questions about the opposition\'s sexual ability, and asking if an opposing batsman "knew where your wife was".\r\n\r\nAn insider at Gooday Barbey told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Australians were keen to learn as much as possible about modern-day-sledging techniques. They also drunk the bar dry of lager.\r\n\r\n"Clearly they will be using their new knowledge against the poor England batsmen in the Ashes.\r\n\r\n"But fair play always wins through, and I expect the England boys will win the Ashes back for the nation using only good sportsmanship."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Australian team refused to comment on the sledging seminar, adding only: "You\'re about to get your head knocked off."\r\n\r\nSledging has been used by crafty Aussies for decades. In the mid 1970s they were dubbed the Ugly Australians for tirades led by Rod Marsh and Ian Chappell against the opposition.\r\n\r\nA few decades later, fast bowler Merv Hughes became famous for winding-up batsmen.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:242px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:122.727273% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107979127?et=oJkpKrUhT9VuUM87Y4pseA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uy_65d1OWp41yeoUOJhB3AtKZtVXOP_WamJU3I8M5xk=" width="242" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107979127" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Merv Hughes gives a friendly message to Graeme Hick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cocky Aussies get Ashes sledging lessons', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-03 08:14:08', '2015-07-03 08:14:08', '', 1082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1088, 1, '2015-07-03 08:14:35', '2015-07-03 08:14:35', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nAustralian cricketers have taken secret lessons to improve their unsporting sledging techniques ahead of the Ashes series, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nMichael Clarke\'s side spent two days at a countryside retreat near Woodbridge to learn new ways to wind up England\'s plucky batsmen.\r\n\r\nThe cocky Australians are certain they will successfully defend the Ashes when the first test begins in Cardiff next Thursday.\r\n\r\nAnd they reckon employing new sledging techniques, for which they have excelled in the past, will boost their chances even further.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.380471% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/477647272?et=NOMZAl1vRCZsiyKvR-SbgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=v1EvW8mbLtMHlYbb5X-m__Wv-8qmWFi0AKV0p4EEFMM=&caption=true" width="445" height="318" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/477647272" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Aussie skipper Michael Clarke shows off the Ashes trophy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBefore playing Essex in a on-day warm-up this week, the Australian team stayed at the Gooday Barbey conference centre on the edge of Tunstall Forest to learn from leading sports psychologist Bruce Tinny.\r\n\r\nHe led each player through a new range of sledging techniques, including threats of physical injury to batsmen, posing questions about the opposition\'s sexual ability, and asking if an opposing batsman "knew where your wife was".\r\n\r\nAn insider at Gooday Barbey told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Australians were keen to learn as much as possible about modern-day-sledging techniques. They also drunk the bar dry of lager.\r\n\r\n"Clearly they will be using their new knowledge against the poor England batsmen in the Ashes.\r\n\r\n"But fair play always wins through, and I expect the England boys will win the Ashes back for the nation using only good sportsmanship."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Australian team refused to comment on the sledging seminar, adding only: "You\'re about to get your head knocked off."\r\n\r\nSledging has been used by crafty Aussies for decades. In the mid 1970s they were dubbed the Ugly Australians for tirades led by Rod Marsh and Ian Chappell against the opposition.\r\n\r\nA few decades later, fast bowler Merv Hughes became famous for winding-up batsmen.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:242px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:122.727273% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107979127?et=oJkpKrUhT9VuUM87Y4pseA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uy_65d1OWp41yeoUOJhB3AtKZtVXOP_WamJU3I8M5xk=" width="242" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107979127" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Merv Hughes gives a friendly message to Graeme Hick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cocky Aussies get Ashes sledging lessons', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-03 08:14:35', '2015-07-03 08:14:35', '', 1082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1089, 1, '2015-07-03 08:14:54', '2015-07-03 08:14:54', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nAustralian cricketers have taken secret lessons to improve their unsporting sledging techniques ahead of the Ashes series, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nMichael Clarke\'s side spent two days at a countryside retreat near Woodbridge to learn new ways to wind up England\'s plucky batsmen.\r\n\r\nThe cocky Australians are certain they will successfully defend the Ashes when the first test begins in Cardiff next Thursday.\r\n\r\nAnd they reckon employing new sledging techniques, for which they have excelled in the past, will boost their chances even further.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.380471% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/477647272?et=NOMZAl1vRCZsiyKvR-SbgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=v1EvW8mbLtMHlYbb5X-m__Wv-8qmWFi0AKV0p4EEFMM=&caption=true" width="445" height="318" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/477647272" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Aussie skipper Michael Clarke shows off the Ashes trophy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBefore playing Essex in a one-day warm-up this week, the Australian team stayed at the Gooday Barbey conference centre on the edge of Tunstall Forest to learn from leading sports psychologist Bruce Tinny.\r\n\r\nHe led each player through a new range of sledging techniques, including threats of physical injury to batsmen, posing questions about the opposition\'s sexual ability, and asking if an opposing batsman "knew where your wife was".\r\n\r\nAn insider at Gooday Barbey told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Australians were keen to learn as much as possible about modern-day-sledging techniques. They also drunk the bar dry of lager.\r\n\r\n"Clearly they will be using their new knowledge against the poor England batsmen in the Ashes.\r\n\r\n"But fair play always wins through, and I expect the England boys will win the Ashes back for the nation using only good sportsmanship."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Australian team refused to comment on the sledging seminar, adding only: "You\'re about to get your head knocked off."\r\n\r\nSledging has been used by crafty Aussies for decades. In the mid 1970s they were dubbed the Ugly Australians for tirades led by Rod Marsh and Ian Chappell against the opposition.\r\n\r\nA few decades later, fast bowler Merv Hughes became famous for winding-up batsmen.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:242px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:122.727273% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107979127?et=oJkpKrUhT9VuUM87Y4pseA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uy_65d1OWp41yeoUOJhB3AtKZtVXOP_WamJU3I8M5xk=" width="242" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107979127" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Merv Hughes gives a friendly message to Graeme Hick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cocky Aussies get Ashes sledging lessons', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-03 08:14:54', '2015-07-03 08:14:54', '', 1082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1090, 1, '2015-07-03 09:24:35', '2015-07-03 09:24:35', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Jock Strapp\nCricket Correspondent</b>\n\nAustralian cricketers have taken secret lessons to improve their unsporting sledging techniques ahead of the Ashes series, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\n\nMichael Clarke\'s side spent two days at a countryside retreat near Woodbridge to learn new ways to wind up England\'s plucky batsmen.\n\nThe cocky Australians are certain they will successfully defend the Ashes when the first test begins in Cardiff next Thursday.\n\nAnd they reckon employing new sledging techniques, for which they have excelled in the past, will boost their chances even further.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.380471% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/477647272?et=NOMZAl1vRCZsiyKvR-SbgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=v1EvW8mbLtMHlYbb5X-m__Wv-8qmWFi0AKV0p4EEFMM=&caption=true" width="445" height="318" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/477647272" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Aussie skipper Michael Clarke shows off the Ashes trophy</center></i><br><br>\n\nBefore playing Essex in a one-day warm-up this week, the Australian team stayed at the Gooday Barbey conference centre on the edge of Tunstall Forest to learn from leading sports psychologist Bruce Tinny.\n\nHe led each player through a new range of sledging techniques, including threats of physical injury to batsmen, posing questions about the opposition\'s sexual ability, and asking if an opposing batsman "knew where your wife was".\n\nAn insider at Gooday Barbey told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Australians were keen to learn as much as possible about modern-day-sledging techniques. They also drunk the bar dry of lager.\n\n"Clearly they will be using their new knowledge against the poor England batsmen in the Ashes.\n\n"But fair play always wins through, and I expect the England boys will win the Ashes back for the nation using only good sportsmanship."\n\nA spokesman for the Australian team refused to comment on the sledging seminar, adding only: "You\'re about to get your head knocked off."\n\nSledging has been used by crafty Aussies for decades. In the mid 1970s they were dubbed the Ugly Australians for tirades led by Rod Marsh and Ian Chappell against the opposition.\n\nA few decades later, fast bowler Merv Hughes became famous for winding-up batsmen.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:242px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:122.727273% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107979127?et=oJkpKrUhT9VuUM87Y4pseA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uy_65d1OWp41yeoUOJhB3AtKZtVXOP_WamJU3I8M5xk=" width="242" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107979127" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Merv Hughes gives a friendly message to Graeme Hick</center></i><br><br>\n\nFor more top cricket news, see Kevin Pietersen\'s career saved by Suffolk, and read about the invention of the world\'s first left-handed cricket bat.\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cocky Aussies get Ashes sledging lessons', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1082-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-07-03 09:24:35', '2015-07-03 09:24:35', '', 1082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1082-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1091, 1, '2015-07-03 09:25:10', '2015-07-03 09:25:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nAustralian cricketers have taken secret lessons to improve their unsporting sledging techniques ahead of the Ashes series, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nMichael Clarke\'s side spent two days at a countryside retreat near Woodbridge to learn new ways to wind up England\'s plucky batsmen.\r\n\r\nThe cocky Australians are certain they will successfully defend the Ashes when the first test begins in Cardiff next Thursday.\r\n\r\nAnd they reckon employing new sledging techniques, for which they have excelled in the past, will boost their chances even further.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.380471% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/477647272?et=NOMZAl1vRCZsiyKvR-SbgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=v1EvW8mbLtMHlYbb5X-m__Wv-8qmWFi0AKV0p4EEFMM=&caption=true" width="445" height="318" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/477647272" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Aussie skipper Michael Clarke shows off the Ashes trophy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBefore playing Essex in a one-day warm-up this week, the Australian team stayed at the Gooday Barbey conference centre on the edge of Tunstall Forest to learn from leading sports psychologist Bruce Tinny.\r\n\r\nHe led each player through a new range of sledging techniques, including threats of physical injury to batsmen, posing questions about the opposition\'s sexual ability, and asking if an opposing batsman "knew where your wife was".\r\n\r\nAn insider at Gooday Barbey told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Australians were keen to learn as much as possible about modern-day-sledging techniques. They also drunk the bar dry of lager.\r\n\r\n"Clearly they will be using their new knowledge against the poor England batsmen in the Ashes.\r\n\r\n"But fair play always wins through, and I expect the England boys will win the Ashes back for the nation using only good sportsmanship."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Australian team refused to comment on the sledging seminar, adding only: "You\'re about to get your head knocked off."\r\n\r\nSledging has been used by crafty Aussies for decades. In the mid 1970s they were dubbed the Ugly Australians for tirades led by Rod Marsh and Ian Chappell against the opposition.\r\n\r\nA few decades later, fast bowler Merv Hughes became famous for winding-up batsmen.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:242px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:122.727273% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107979127?et=oJkpKrUhT9VuUM87Y4pseA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uy_65d1OWp41yeoUOJhB3AtKZtVXOP_WamJU3I8M5xk=" width="242" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107979127" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Merv Hughes gives a friendly message to Graeme Hick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFor more top cricket news, see <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/kevin-pietersen-career-suffolk/" target="_blank">Kevin Pietersen\'s career saved by Suffolk</a>, and read about the invention of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/" target="_blank">world\'s first left-handed cricket bat</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Cocky Aussies get Ashes sledging lessons', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-03 09:25:10', '2015-07-03 09:25:10', '', 1082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1092, 1, '2015-07-03 09:25:49', '2015-07-03 09:25:49', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nCricket legend Kevin Pietersen has been offered a career lifeline with minor counties side, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe combative batsman was furious this week when the ECB confirmed he would never play for England again, claiming there was a "trust" issue between him and the national set-up.\r\n\r\nPietersen was furious, having just smashed a career-best 355 not out to prove he was on top form and ready to play test cricket again.\r\n\r\nBut after fearing his career was now in a tailspin, Pietersen has been offered the chance to shine at Suffolk, where officials say trust is not a major issue.\r\n\r\nCounty selector Alfred Carstairs said: "The only thing we trust is that if he played for us against the likes of Bedfordshire or Norfolk, he\'d get a world-record number of runs.\r\n\r\n"There is just no way that Andrew Strauss and the rest of the ECB could ignore such performances, and he\'d be back in the England team in time for the next Ashes series later this summer."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459451037?et=IR8ocKMSQkBWQ1jEA8L85A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=EC1Tr8GDi3c0dpPwdW-4xrhJ7EzVTWVKvfY17jdOpSA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459451037" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bowled over: Pietersen is humbled by the Suffolk approach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPietersen currently plays for Surrey, a relatively unknown county side. The Suffolk Gazette understands he is interested in stepping up to the standard enjoyed in the Minor Counties League.\r\n\r\nA friend of the star said: "Kevin\'s ears pricked up when he heard Suffolk wanted him. This sort of opportunity does not come round very often. He loves that part of the world, too."\r\n\r\nHis arrival, on a suggested salary of four cheese and pickle sandwiches a week and the use of a sponsored tractor, would not come soon enough for Suffolk, who as recently as this week were bowled out for just 83 runs by high-flying Cambridgeshire.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">the Suffolk company which invented the left-handed cricket bat</a>, is said to be exploring sponsorship opportunities if Pietersen arrived in East Anglia.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Kevin Pietersen career saved by Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '822-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-03 09:25:49', '2015-07-03 09:25:49', '', 822, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/822-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1093, 1, '2015-07-03 09:26:25', '2015-07-03 09:26:25', '<b>By Jock Strapp\r\nCricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nOne of cricket\'s major problems has been solved by a Suffolk business - which has developed the world\'s first left-handed cricket bat.\r\n\r\nUsing technology loosely based on America\'s left-handed baseball bats, the new product will allow left-handed batsmen to have proper equipment for the first time.\r\n\r\nNo longer will famous left handers like West Indian legend Brian Lara or England\'s David Gower have to make do with right-handed bats, which means they have to use the back of the bat when they play.\r\n\r\nMr Joe King, chief executive of Stowmarket-based Iffy Products, explained: "We saw how they developed a baseball bat for left handers in the United States, and realised the same hush-hush technology could be used in cricket bats.\r\n\r\n"We developed the bat over many years and have finally come up with the perfect solution.\r\n\r\n"Some may say it looks exactly like a right-handed bat. But that is deliberate, so that left handers do not feel different to the right-handed majority."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:354px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:135.875706% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/84405741?et=m6HqwX7xRRdjurBS51WO8w&sig=O8AywHxSAJES2duw9sUddC2q6nE7evrP1k-hUf6NLSw=" width="354" height="481" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/84405741" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Joe King with his left-handed cricket bat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nMr King explained that the bats would come with a reasonable price tag of £899, or £1,500 for two. "It\'s a brilliant deal, and one that could make England world beaters if they sign up as our exclusive endorser," he said.\r\n\r\nHe added it was a shame former England captain David Gower had retired from cricket. "I am confident Gower would have been a keen fan of our left-handed bat," Mr King said.\r\n\r\nHowever, the product was called into question by Suffolk\'s Trading Standards department.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "These left-handed bats look remarkably like normal cricket bats. In fact, we struggle to find any difference, and as far as we know left-handed batsmen use normal bats like everyone else."\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.023569% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/453819782?et=l5xKHMHmQiFRqhim2Uz_MQ&sig=nTNAIGw5FEeVV-_ScUxIP0zWtux-WuM9Tl0Qn7z9DP8=" width="445" height="307" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/453819782" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>England\'s David Gower with The Ashes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'World\'s first left-handed cricket bat', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '345-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-03 09:26:25', '2015-07-03 09:26:25', '', 345, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/345-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1094, 1, '2015-07-03 09:27:45', '2015-07-03 09:27:45', 'We take a satirical look at life in Suffolk, covering just about any issue we want, whenever we want.\r\n\r\nWant to advertise with us? Please contact sales@suffolkgazette.com for details of our readership and rates.\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? <b>Just email your idea to news@suffolkgazette.com</b> and we\'ll create it, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense.\r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Tudor Lickspittle\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Pint\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on loan from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nGardening Editor: Rose Cutting\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\nRacing Editor: Nobby Jockey\r\n\r\nSpecial Correspondent: Richard Head\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-03 09:27:45', '2015-07-03 09:27:45', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1096, 1, '2015-07-05 19:07:25', '2015-07-05 19:07:25', 'A Suffolk primary school teacher is swapping lines for sunshine, and detention for heat retention.\r\n\r\nJulia Warren, a deputy head teacher from Bury St Edmunds, has come up with a novel approach to school discipline – forcing naughty pupils to stand outside wearing sandwich boards covered in solar panels.\r\n\r\n“We think this is a great way to teach kids about green issues and community responsibility,” said Mrs Warren.\r\n \r\nThe electricity generated by the solar panels will be sold back to the national grid for use in Suffolk homes and businesses, meaning that Suffolk residents could soon be watching daytime TV and undercooking chicken products with power generated by naughty schoolchildren.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/455090976?et=MlutOuGtR91ErnBKZ6RyfA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=hUycpxTDufh5OQWzYhKeWOS0RMTsGaP5XnBziYMeJBI=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/455090976" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Solar panels being prepared for Suffolk pupils</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n“Every dead arm, nipple twist or atomic wedgie will provide enough power to make a hundred cups of tea in an old people’s home,” explained Mrs Warren. “We’re waiting for the green light from the local education authority but if all goes well we hope to have the sandwich boards in for the start of the new school year.”\r\n\r\nThe evolution from caning to power collection means Suffolk schools will have moved from red buttocks to green punishments in just one generation.\r\n\r\nThe new proposals are popular with parents. “Sounds great!” said Maddy Martin, a mother of four from Chedburgh. “I hope they let the kids take the solar panels home with them. They could help charge my phone.”\r\n\r\nBut one retired teacher was less enthusiastic. “It’s dangerous when schools get this close to businesses,” said Alfred Misen. “Will kids go unpunished on cloudy days?\r\n\r\n"Will teachers be pressured to punish more children just so the electricity companies meet their targets? I’m afraid it raises too many questions.”\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Naughty pupils turned into human solar panels', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'naughty-pupils-turned-into-human-solar-panels', '', '', '2015-07-08 09:08:29', '2015-07-08 09:08:29', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1096', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1099, 1, '2015-07-05 19:07:25', '2015-07-05 19:07:25', 'A Suffolk primary school teacher is swapping lines for sunshine, and detention for heat retention.\r\n\r\nJulia Warren, a deputy head teacher from Bury St Edmunds, has come up with a novel approach to school discipline – forcing naughty pupils to stand outside wearing sandwich boards covered in solar panels.\r\n\r\n“We think this is a great way to teach kids about green issues and community responsibility,” said Mrs Warren.\r\n \r\nThe electricity generated by the solar panels will be sold back to the national grid for use in Suffolk homes and businesses, meaning that Suffolk residents could soon be watching daytime TV and undercooking chicken products with power generated by naughty schoolchildren.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/455090976?et=MlutOuGtR91ErnBKZ6RyfA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=hUycpxTDufh5OQWzYhKeWOS0RMTsGaP5XnBziYMeJBI=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/455090976" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Solar panels being prepared for Suffolk pupils</centered></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n“Every dead arm, nipple twist or atomic wedgie will provide enough power to make a hundred cups of tea in an old people’s home,” explained Mrs Warren. “We’re waiting for the green light from the local education authority but if all goes well we hope to have the sandwich boards in for the start of the new school year.”\r\n\r\nThe evolution from caning to power collection means Suffolk schools will have moved from red buttocks to green punishments in just one generation.\r\n\r\nThe new proposals are popular with parents. “Sounds great!” said Maddy Martin, a mother of four from Chedburgh. “I hope they let the kids take the solar panels home with them. They could help charge my phone.”\r\n\r\nBut one retired teacher was less enthusiastic. “It’s dangerous when schools get this close to businesses,” said Alfred Misen. “Will kids go unpunished on cloudy days?\r\n\r\n"Will teachers be pressured to punish more children just so the electricity companies meet their targets? I’m afraid it raises too many questions.”\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Naughty pupils turned into human solar panels', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1096-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-05 19:07:25', '2015-07-05 19:07:25', '', 1096, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1096-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1100, 1, '2015-07-05 19:12:46', '2015-07-05 19:12:46', 'A Suffolk primary school teacher is swapping lines for sunshine, and detention for heat retention.\r\n\r\nJulia Warren, a deputy head teacher from Bury St Edmunds, has come up with a novel approach to school discipline – forcing naughty pupils to stand outside wearing sandwich boards covered in solar panels.\r\n\r\n“We think this is a great way to teach kids about green issues and community responsibility,” said Mrs Warren.\r\n \r\nThe electricity generated by the solar panels will be sold back to the national grid for use in Suffolk homes and businesses, meaning that Suffolk residents could soon be watching daytime TV and undercooking chicken products with power generated by naughty schoolchildren.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/455090976?et=MlutOuGtR91ErnBKZ6RyfA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=hUycpxTDufh5OQWzYhKeWOS0RMTsGaP5XnBziYMeJBI=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/455090976" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Solar panels being prepared for Suffolk pupils</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n“Every dead arm, nipple twist or atomic wedgie will provide enough power to make a hundred cups of tea in an old people’s home,” explained Mrs Warren. “We’re waiting for the green light from the local education authority but if all goes well we hope to have the sandwich boards in for the start of the new school year.”\r\n\r\nThe evolution from caning to power collection means Suffolk schools will have moved from red buttocks to green punishments in just one generation.\r\n\r\nThe new proposals are popular with parents. “Sounds great!” said Maddy Martin, a mother of four from Chedburgh. “I hope they let the kids take the solar panels home with them. They could help charge my phone.”\r\n\r\nBut one retired teacher was less enthusiastic. “It’s dangerous when schools get this close to businesses,” said Alfred Misen. “Will kids go unpunished on cloudy days?\r\n\r\n"Will teachers be pressured to punish more children just so the electricity companies meet their targets? I’m afraid it raises too many questions.”\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Naughty pupils turned into human solar panels', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1096-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-05 19:12:46', '2015-07-05 19:12:46', '', 1096, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1096-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1101, 1, '2015-07-06 12:13:56', '2015-07-06 12:13:56', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor</b>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farmer who bought 20 life-sized sex dolls at a police auction is now using them as scarecrows.\r\n\r\nFrank Morris, 58, believes the blow-up dolls’ full, voluptuous lips and generously-proportioned bodies are just the thing to scare off a blue tit or two.\r\n\r\nMr Morris, of Comfort Farm, near Beccles, revealed: “Gone are the days when you could stick a melon on top of a broom handle and throw a sack over it.\r\n\r\n“If you want to scare a crow these days you have to be creative.”\r\n\r\nTo protect their modesty, Mr Morris has dressed each doll in clothes purchased from local charity shops.\r\n\r\n“It’s all been tastefully done,” he insisted, adding that he has to inspect each \'lady\' every morning to ensure she was still pumped up.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:337px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.741840% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/LA8141-005?et=sfTWX0qYSsFaAW6VWxvFgw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=JKoZqJvEHAIFzykntplziPAe_i2w_pUBPwstyRNPsYU=" width="337" height="508" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/LA8141-005" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Frank Morris shows the field where he is putting his next \'scarecrow\'</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe stolen sex dolls were seized when police stopped a lorry outside of Great Cornard, near Sudbury. Unable to contact the manufacturer, the police placed the dolls at auction, where they were snapped up by Mr Morris, the only bidder.\r\n\r\nHis wife Ethel returned home from a shopping trip to find the 20 naked, life-sized inflatable dolls in her living room. Mr Morris has not seen his wife since.\r\n\r\nMr Morris is expecting the new scarecrows to improve his crop yield significantly, and other farmers are rumoured to be watching with interest. Indeed, Ebay has already seen prices skyrocket during a sex-doll bidding war.\r\n\r\nMr Morris was not concerned that the roads around his fields may become congested due to drivers slowing down to stare.\r\n\r\n“With me driving around in my tractor they’ll barely get out of second gear anyway,” he said.\r\n\r\nIt is believed the local Women\'s Institute has complained about the sex dolls. But Mr Morris claimed the members\' husbands were very supportive of his idea.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after music sensation <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/ed-sheeran-fans-invade-suffolk-carrot-field/" target="_blank">Ed Sheeran was mistaken for a scarecrow in a field near his family home in Framlingham</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Farmer uses sex dolls for scarecrows', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'farmer-uses-sex-dolls-for-scarecrows', '', '', '2016-02-25 11:50:41', '2016-02-25 11:50:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1101', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1103, 1, '2015-07-06 12:12:05', '2015-07-06 12:12:05', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor</b>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farmer who bought 20 life-sized sex dolls at a police auction is now using them as scarecrows.\r\n\r\nFrank Morris, 58, believes the dolls’ full, voluptuous lips and generously-proportioned bodies are just the thing to scare off a blue tit.\r\n\r\nMr Morris, of Comfort Farm, near Beccles, revealed: “Gone are the days when you could stick a melon on top of a broom handle and throw a sack over it.\r\n\r\n“If you want to scare a crow these days you have to be creative.”\r\n\r\nTo protect their modesty, Mr Morris has dressed each doll in clothes purchased from local charity shops.\r\n\r\n“It’s all been tastefully done,” he insisted, adding that he has to inspect each \'lady\' every morning to ensure she was still pumped up.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:337px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.741840% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/LA8141-005?et=sfTWX0qYSsFaAW6VWxvFgw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=JKoZqJvEHAIFzykntplziPAe_i2w_pUBPwstyRNPsYU=" width="337" height="508" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/LA8141-005" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Frank Morris shows the field where is putting his next \'scarecrow\'</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe stolen sex dolls were seized when police stopped a lorry outside of Great Cornard, near Sudbury. Unable to contact the manufacturer, the police placed the dolls at auction, where they were snapped up by Mr Morris, the only bidder.\r\n\r\nHis wife Ethel returned home from a shopping trip to find the 20 naked, life-sized sex dolls in her living room. Mr Morris has not seen his wife since.\r\n\r\nMr Morris is expecting the new scarecrows to improve his crop yield significantly, and other farmers are rumoured to be watching with interest. Indeed, Ebay has already seen prices skyrocket during a sex-doll bidding war.\r\n\r\nMr Morris was not concerned that the roads around his fields may become congested due to drivers slowing down to stare.\r\n\r\n“With me driving around in my tractor they’ll barely get out of second gear anyway,” he said.\r\n\r\nIt is believed the local Women\'s Institute has complained about the sex dolls. But Mr Morris claimed the members\' husbands were very supportive of his idea.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after music sensation <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/ed-sheeran-fans-invade-suffolk-carrot-field/" target="_blank">Ed Sheeran was mistaken for a scarecrow in a field near his family home in Framlingham</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Farmer uses sex dolls for scarecrows', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1101-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-06 12:12:05', '2015-07-06 12:12:05', '', 1101, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1101-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1104, 1, '2015-07-06 12:13:56', '2015-07-06 12:13:56', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor</b>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farmer who bought 20 life-sized sex dolls at a police auction is now using them as scarecrows.\r\n\r\nFrank Morris, 58, believes the dolls’ full, voluptuous lips and generously-proportioned bodies are just the thing to scare off a blue tit.\r\n\r\nMr Morris, of Comfort Farm, near Beccles, revealed: “Gone are the days when you could stick a melon on top of a broom handle and throw a sack over it.\r\n\r\n“If you want to scare a crow these days you have to be creative.”\r\n\r\nTo protect their modesty, Mr Morris has dressed each doll in clothes purchased from local charity shops.\r\n\r\n“It’s all been tastefully done,” he insisted, adding that he has to inspect each \'lady\' every morning to ensure she was still pumped up.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:337px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.741840% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/LA8141-005?et=sfTWX0qYSsFaAW6VWxvFgw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=JKoZqJvEHAIFzykntplziPAe_i2w_pUBPwstyRNPsYU=" width="337" height="508" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/LA8141-005" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Frank Morris shows the field where he is putting his next \'scarecrow\'</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe stolen sex dolls were seized when police stopped a lorry outside of Great Cornard, near Sudbury. Unable to contact the manufacturer, the police placed the dolls at auction, where they were snapped up by Mr Morris, the only bidder.\r\n\r\nHis wife Ethel returned home from a shopping trip to find the 20 naked, life-sized sex dolls in her living room. Mr Morris has not seen his wife since.\r\n\r\nMr Morris is expecting the new scarecrows to improve his crop yield significantly, and other farmers are rumoured to be watching with interest. Indeed, Ebay has already seen prices skyrocket during a sex-doll bidding war.\r\n\r\nMr Morris was not concerned that the roads around his fields may become congested due to drivers slowing down to stare.\r\n\r\n“With me driving around in my tractor they’ll barely get out of second gear anyway,” he said.\r\n\r\nIt is believed the local Women\'s Institute has complained about the sex dolls. But Mr Morris claimed the members\' husbands were very supportive of his idea.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after music sensation <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/ed-sheeran-fans-invade-suffolk-carrot-field/" target="_blank">Ed Sheeran was mistaken for a scarecrow in a field near his family home in Framlingham</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Farmer uses sex dolls for scarecrows', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1101-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-06 12:13:56', '2015-07-06 12:13:56', '', 1101, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1101-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1105, 1, '2015-07-06 12:21:30', '2015-07-06 12:21:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Ivor Traktor</b>\n\nA Suffolk farmer who bought 20 life-sized sex dolls at a police auction is now using them as scarecrows.\n\nFrank Morris, 58, believes the blow-up dolls’ full, voluptuous lips and generously-proportioned bodies are just the thing to scare off a blue tit or two.\n\nMr Morris, of Comfort Farm, near Beccles, revealed: “Gone are the days when you could stick a melon on top of a broom handle and throw a sack over it.\n\n“If you want to scare a crow these days you have to be creative.”\n\nTo protect their modesty, Mr Morris has dressed each doll in clothes purchased from local charity shops.\n\n“It’s all been tastefully done,” he insisted, adding that he has to inspect each \'lady\' every morning to ensure she was still pumped up.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:337px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.741840% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/LA8141-005?et=sfTWX0qYSsFaAW6VWxvFgw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=JKoZqJvEHAIFzykntplziPAe_i2w_pUBPwstyRNPsYU=" width="337" height="508" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/LA8141-005" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Frank Morris shows the field where he is putting his next \'scarecrow\'</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe stolen sex dolls were seized when police stopped a lorry outside of Great Cornard, near Sudbury. Unable to contact the manufacturer, the police placed the dolls at auction, where they were snapped up by Mr Morris, the only bidder.\n\nHis wife Ethel returned home from a shopping trip to find the 20 naked, life-sized sex dolls in her living room. Mr Morris has not seen his wife since.\n\nMr Morris is expecting the new scarecrows to improve his crop yield significantly, and other farmers are rumoured to be watching with interest. Indeed, Ebay has already seen prices skyrocket during a sex-doll bidding war.\n\nMr Morris was not concerned that the roads around his fields may become congested due to drivers slowing down to stare.\n\n“With me driving around in my tractor they’ll barely get out of second gear anyway,” he said.\n\nIt is believed the local Women\'s Institute has complained about the sex dolls. But Mr Morris claimed the members\' husbands were very supportive of his idea.\n\nThe news comes just months after music sensation <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/ed-sheeran-fans-invade-suffolk-carrot-field/" target="_blank">Ed Sheeran was mistaken for a scarecrow in a field near his family home in Framlingham</a>.\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Farmer uses sex dolls for scarecrows', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1101-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-07-06 12:21:30', '2015-07-06 12:21:30', '', 1101, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1101-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1106, 1, '2015-07-06 12:22:13', '2015-07-06 12:22:13', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor</b>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farmer who bought 20 life-sized sex dolls at a police auction is now using them as scarecrows.\r\n\r\nFrank Morris, 58, believes the blow-up dolls’ full, voluptuous lips and generously-proportioned bodies are just the thing to scare off a blue tit or two.\r\n\r\nMr Morris, of Comfort Farm, near Beccles, revealed: “Gone are the days when you could stick a melon on top of a broom handle and throw a sack over it.\r\n\r\n“If you want to scare a crow these days you have to be creative.”\r\n\r\nTo protect their modesty, Mr Morris has dressed each doll in clothes purchased from local charity shops.\r\n\r\n“It’s all been tastefully done,” he insisted, adding that he has to inspect each \'lady\' every morning to ensure she was still pumped up.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:337px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.741840% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/LA8141-005?et=sfTWX0qYSsFaAW6VWxvFgw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=JKoZqJvEHAIFzykntplziPAe_i2w_pUBPwstyRNPsYU=" width="337" height="508" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/LA8141-005" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Frank Morris shows the field where he is putting his next \'scarecrow\'</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe stolen sex dolls were seized when police stopped a lorry outside of Great Cornard, near Sudbury. Unable to contact the manufacturer, the police placed the dolls at auction, where they were snapped up by Mr Morris, the only bidder.\r\n\r\nHis wife Ethel returned home from a shopping trip to find the 20 naked, life-sized inflatable dolls in her living room. Mr Morris has not seen his wife since.\r\n\r\nMr Morris is expecting the new scarecrows to improve his crop yield significantly, and other farmers are rumoured to be watching with interest. Indeed, Ebay has already seen prices skyrocket during a sex-doll bidding war.\r\n\r\nMr Morris was not concerned that the roads around his fields may become congested due to drivers slowing down to stare.\r\n\r\n“With me driving around in my tractor they’ll barely get out of second gear anyway,” he said.\r\n\r\nIt is believed the local Women\'s Institute has complained about the sex dolls. But Mr Morris claimed the members\' husbands were very supportive of his idea.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after music sensation <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/ed-sheeran-fans-invade-suffolk-carrot-field/" target="_blank">Ed Sheeran was mistaken for a scarecrow in a field near his family home in Framlingham</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Farmer uses sex dolls for scarecrows', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1101-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-06 12:22:13', '2015-07-06 12:22:13', '', 1101, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1101-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1107, 1, '2015-07-07 08:01:09', '2015-07-07 08:01:09', '<b>EXCLUSIVE \r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA policeman has been forced to change his name by deed poll after being ridiculed on the street for years.</b>\r\n\r\nChris Plod, from Letsby Avenue, Ipswich was fed up with being a real-life PC Plod, which made him a target for local pranksters.\r\n\r\n"Wherever I went on patrol in my size ten boots, school kids would point and shout, \'Here comes PC Plod\'.\r\n\r\n"It was very upsetting.\r\n\r\n"People would not take me seriously. I am meant to be a figure of authority, not a figure of fun."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1108" /></a></center><center><i>PC Plod</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAfter permission from his bosses at Suffolk Police, Mr Plod, 27, has now changed his name to save his blushes.\r\n\r\nHe will now be known as PC Nick Copper.\r\n\r\n"I\'m much happier now," he told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'PC Plod forced to change name', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'pc-plod-forced-to-change-name', '', '', '2016-02-16 18:07:20', '2016-02-16 18:07:20', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1107', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1109, 1, '2015-07-07 07:59:17', '2015-07-07 07:59:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE \r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nA policeman has been forced to change his name by deed poll after being ridiculed on the street for years.\r\n\r\nChris Plod, from Ipswich, was fed up with being a real-life PC Plod, which made him a target for local pranksters.\r\n\r\n"Wherever I went on patrol in my size ten boots, school kids would point and shout, \'Here comes PC Plod\'.\r\n\r\n"It was very upsetting.\r\n\r\n"People would not take me seriously. I am meant to be a figure of authority, not a figure of fun."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1108" /></a>\r\n\r\nAfter permission from his bosses at Suffolk Police, Mr Plod, 27, has now changed his name to save his blushes.\r\n\r\nHe will now be known as PC Nick Copper.\r\n\r\n"I\'m much happier now," he told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n', 'PC Plod forced to change name', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1107-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-07 07:59:17', '2015-07-07 07:59:17', '', 1107, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1107-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1110, 1, '2016-01-22 09:58:44', '2016-01-22 09:58:44', '<b>EXCLUSIVE \nBy Rob Banks\nCrime Editor\n\nA policeman has been forced to change his name by deed poll after being ridiculed on the street for years.</b>\n\nChris Plod, from Letsby Avenue, Ipswich was fed up with being a real-life PC Plod, which made him a target for local pranksters.\n\n"Wherever I went on patrol in my size ten boots, school kids would point and shout, \'Here comes PC Plod\'.\n\n"It was very upsetting.\n\n"People would not take me seriously. I am meant to be a figure of authority, not a figure of fun."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1108" /></a></center><center><i>PC Plod</center></i><br><br>\n\nAfter permission from his bosses at Suffolk Police, Mr Plod, 27, has now changed his name to save his blushes.\n\nHe will now be known as PC Nick Copper.\n\n"I\'m much happier now," he told the Suffolk Gazette.\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\n', 'PC Plod forced to change name', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1107-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-01-22 09:58:44', '2016-01-22 09:58:44', '', 1107, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1107-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1111, 1, '2015-07-07 08:04:55', '2015-07-07 08:04:55', '<b>EXCLUSIVE \r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nA policeman has been forced to change his name by deed poll after being ridiculed on the street for years.\r\n\r\nChris Plod, from Ipswich, was fed up with being a real-life PC Plod, which made him a target for local pranksters.\r\n\r\n"Wherever I went on patrol in my size ten boots, school kids would point and shout, \'Here comes PC Plod\'.\r\n\r\n"It was very upsetting.\r\n\r\n"People would not take me seriously. I am meant to be a figure of authority, not a figure of fun."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1108" /></a><center><i>PC Plod</center></i>\r\n\r\nAfter permission from his bosses at Suffolk Police, Mr Plod, 27, has now changed his name to save his blushes.\r\n\r\nHe will now be known as PC Nick Copper.\r\n\r\n"I\'m much happier now," he told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n', 'PC Plod forced to change name', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1107-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-07 08:04:55', '2015-07-07 08:04:55', '', 1107, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1107-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1112, 1, '2015-07-10 07:41:17', '2015-07-10 07:41:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE \r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nA policeman has been forced to change his name by deed poll after being ridiculed on the street for years.\r\n\r\nChris Plod, from Ipswich, was fed up with being a real-life PC Plod, which made him a target for local pranksters.\r\n\r\n"Wherever I went on patrol in my size ten boots, school kids would point and shout, \'Here comes PC Plod\'.\r\n\r\n"It was very upsetting.\r\n\r\n"People would not take me seriously. I am meant to be a figure of authority, not a figure of fun."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1108" /></a><center><i>PC Plod</center></i>\r\n\r\nAfter permission from his bosses at Suffolk Police, Mr Plod, 27, has now changed his name to save his blushes.\r\n\r\nHe will now be known as PC Nick Copper.\r\n\r\n"I\'m much happier now," he told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n', 'PC Plod forced to change name', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1107-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-10 07:41:17', '2015-07-10 07:41:17', '', 1107, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1107-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1113, 1, '2015-07-10 08:05:51', '2015-07-10 08:05:51', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett</b>\r\n\r\nThe Foreign Office has warned British holidaymakers not to travel to Haverhill because of a growing threat of disappointment.\r\n\r\nOfficials have also begun a mass evacuation of those currently stuck in the Suffolk town, putting on a fleet of taxis to take them home.\r\n\r\nAlthough once a settlement around at the time of the Domesday book, Haverhill was identified as a London overspill town in the 1960s.\r\n\r\nAnd now it has little in common with the neighbouring sleepy towns of Suffolk, like Bury St Edmunds and Lavenham.\r\n\r\nGovernment officials have recognised disappointment for British tourists is "highly likely" and they have ordered them all to leave.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg" alt="haverhill-church" width="400" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1114" /></a><center><i>Even the local church admits to disappointment issues</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Foreign Office spokesman said: "Haverhill was once a great place to visit for curious tourists who wanted to try somewhere a little different.\r\n\r\n"But new information from our security services indicate we can no longer guarantee a lack of disappointment.\r\n\r\n"For this reason alone, we are ordering everyone to leave, and go to the coast instead, where the likes of Aldebrugh, Orford or Southwold are waiting."\r\n\r\nHowever, holidaymakers heading instead to Aldeburgh and Southwold were warned to avoid the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-tanks-resorts/" target="_blank">police tanks parked at the entrances to the towns to keep the commoners away</a>.\r\n\r\nIt is thought there are currently 27 British holidaymakers stuck in Haverhill, mostly staying in the town\'s bed and breakfasts. Officials were today desperately trying to contact them and reassure relatives they were safe.\r\n\r\nHaverhill businesses who rely on visitors were furious at the Foreign Office.\r\n\r\n"This is just giving in to the moaners," said Baz Cockney, who runs a pie and mash cafe in the town centre. "We are not in the least bit disappointing, guv\'nor."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Don\'t travel to Haverhill, Brits warned', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'dont-travel-to-haverhill-brits-warned', '', '', '2016-02-16 18:06:34', '2016-02-16 18:06:34', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1113', 0, 'post', '', 15); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1115, 1, '2015-07-10 08:05:42', '2015-07-10 08:05:42', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett</b>\r\n\r\nThe Foreign Office has warned British holidaymakers not to travel to Haverhill because of a growing threat of disappointment.\r\n\r\nOfficials have also begun a mass evacuation of those currently stuck in the Suffolk town, putting on a fleet of taxis to take them home.\r\n\r\nAlthough once a settlement around at the time of the Domesday book, Haverhill was identified as a London overspill town since since the 1960s.\r\n\r\nAnd now it has little in common with the neighbouring sleepy towns of Suffolk, like Bury St Edmunds and Lavenham.\r\n\r\nGovernment officials have recognised disappointment for British tourists is "highly likely" and they have ordered them all to leave.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg" alt="haverhill-church" width="400" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1114" /></a><center><i>Even the local church admits to disappointment issues</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Foreign Office spokesman said: "Haverhill was once a great place to visit for curious tourists who wanted to try somewhere a little different.\r\n\r\n"But new information from our security sources indicate we can not guarantee a lack of disappointment.\r\n\r\n"For this reason alone, we are ordering everyone to leave, and go to the coast instead, where the likes of Aldebrugh, Orford or Southwold are waiting."\r\n\r\nHaverhill businesses who rely on visitors were furious.\r\n\r\n"This is just giving in to the moaners," said Baz Cockney, who runs a pie and mash cafe in the town centre. "We are not disappointing."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Don\'t travel to Haverhill, Brits warned', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1113-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-10 08:05:42', '2015-07-10 08:05:42', '', 1113, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1113-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1116, 1, '2015-07-10 08:06:53', '2015-07-10 08:06:53', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett</b>\r\n\r\nThe Foreign Office has warned British holidaymakers not to travel to Haverhill because of a growing threat of disappointment.\r\n\r\nOfficials have also begun a mass evacuation of those currently stuck in the Suffolk town, putting on a fleet of taxis to take them home.\r\n\r\nAlthough once a settlement around at the time of the Domesday book, Haverhill was identified as a London overspill town in the 1960s.\r\n\r\nAnd now it has little in common with the neighbouring sleepy towns of Suffolk, like Bury St Edmunds and Lavenham.\r\n\r\nGovernment officials have recognised disappointment for British tourists is "highly likely" and they have ordered them all to leave.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg" alt="haverhill-church" width="400" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1114" /></a><center><i>Even the local church admits to disappointment issues</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Foreign Office spokesman said: "Haverhill was once a great place to visit for curious tourists who wanted to try somewhere a little different.\r\n\r\n"But new information from our security sources indicate we can not guarantee a lack of disappointment.\r\n\r\n"For this reason alone, we are ordering everyone to leave, and go to the coast instead, where the likes of Aldebrugh, Orford or Southwold are waiting."\r\n\r\nHaverhill businesses who rely on visitors were furious.\r\n\r\n"This is just giving in to the moaners," said Baz Cockney, who runs a pie and mash cafe in the town centre. "We are not disappointing."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Don\'t travel to Haverhill, Brits warned', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1113-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-10 08:06:53', '2015-07-10 08:06:53', '', 1113, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1113-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1117, 1, '2015-07-10 08:07:33', '2015-07-10 08:07:33', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett</b>\r\n\r\nThe Foreign Office has warned British holidaymakers not to travel to Haverhill because of a growing threat of disappointment.\r\n\r\nOfficials have also begun a mass evacuation of those currently stuck in the Suffolk town, putting on a fleet of taxis to take them home.\r\n\r\nAlthough once a settlement around at the time of the Domesday book, Haverhill was identified as a London overspill town in the 1960s.\r\n\r\nAnd now it has little in common with the neighbouring sleepy towns of Suffolk, like Bury St Edmunds and Lavenham.\r\n\r\nGovernment officials have recognised disappointment for British tourists is "highly likely" and they have ordered them all to leave.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg" alt="haverhill-church" width="400" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1114" /></a><center><i>Even the local church admits to disappointment issues</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Foreign Office spokesman said: "Haverhill was once a great place to visit for curious tourists who wanted to try somewhere a little different.\r\n\r\n"But new information from our security services indicate we can not guarantee a lack of disappointment.\r\n\r\n"For this reason alone, we are ordering everyone to leave, and go to the coast instead, where the likes of Aldebrugh, Orford or Southwold are waiting."\r\n\r\nHaverhill businesses who rely on visitors were furious.\r\n\r\n"This is just giving in to the moaners," said Baz Cockney, who runs a pie and mash cafe in the town centre. "We are not disappointing."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Don\'t travel to Haverhill, Brits warned', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1113-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-10 08:07:33', '2015-07-10 08:07:33', '', 1113, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1113-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1118, 1, '2015-07-10 08:07:52', '2015-07-10 08:07:52', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett</b>\r\n\r\nThe Foreign Office has warned British holidaymakers not to travel to Haverhill because of a growing threat of disappointment.\r\n\r\nOfficials have also begun a mass evacuation of those currently stuck in the Suffolk town, putting on a fleet of taxis to take them home.\r\n\r\nAlthough once a settlement around at the time of the Domesday book, Haverhill was identified as a London overspill town in the 1960s.\r\n\r\nAnd now it has little in common with the neighbouring sleepy towns of Suffolk, like Bury St Edmunds and Lavenham.\r\n\r\nGovernment officials have recognised disappointment for British tourists is "highly likely" and they have ordered them all to leave.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg" alt="haverhill-church" width="400" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1114" /></a><center><i>Even the local church admits to disappointment issues</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Foreign Office spokesman said: "Haverhill was once a great place to visit for curious tourists who wanted to try somewhere a little different.\r\n\r\n"But new information from our security services indicate we can no longer guarantee a lack of disappointment.\r\n\r\n"For this reason alone, we are ordering everyone to leave, and go to the coast instead, where the likes of Aldebrugh, Orford or Southwold are waiting."\r\n\r\nHaverhill businesses who rely on visitors were furious.\r\n\r\n"This is just giving in to the moaners," said Baz Cockney, who runs a pie and mash cafe in the town centre. "We are not disappointing."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Don\'t travel to Haverhill, Brits warned', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1113-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-10 08:07:52', '2015-07-10 08:07:52', '', 1113, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1113-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1119, 1, '2015-07-10 09:19:27', '2015-07-10 09:19:27', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett</b>\n\nThe Foreign Office has warned British holidaymakers not to travel to Haverhill because of a growing threat of disappointment.\n\nOfficials have also begun a mass evacuation of those currently stuck in the Suffolk town, putting on a fleet of taxis to take them home.\n\nAlthough once a settlement around at the time of the Domesday book, Haverhill was identified as a London overspill town in the 1960s.\n\nAnd now it has little in common with the neighbouring sleepy towns of Suffolk, like Bury St Edmunds and Lavenham.\n\nGovernment officials have recognised disappointment for British tourists is "highly likely" and they have ordered them all to leave.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg" alt="haverhill-church" width="400" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1114" /></a><center><i>Even the local church admits to disappointment issues</center></i><br><br>\n\nA Foreign Office spokesman said: "Haverhill was once a great place to visit for curious tourists who wanted to try somewhere a little different.\n\n"But new information from our security services indicate we can no longer guarantee a lack of disappointment.\n\n"For this reason alone, we are ordering everyone to leave, and go to the coast instead, where the likes of Aldebrugh, Orford or Southwold are waiting."\n\nHowever, holidaymakers heading instead to Aldeburgh and Southwold were warned to avoid the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-tanks-resorts/" target="_blank">police tanks parked at the entrances to the towns to keep the commoners away</a>.\n\nIt is thought there are currently 27 British holidaymakers stuck in Haverhill, mostly staying in the town\'s bed and breakfasts. Officials were today desperately trying to contact them and reassure relatives they were safe.\n\nHaverhill businesses who rely on visitors were furious at the Foreign Office.\n\n"This is just giving in to the moaners," said Baz Cockney, who runs a pie and mash cafe in the town centre. "We are not i disappointing."\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Don\'t travel to Haverhill, Brits warned', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1113-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-07-10 09:19:27', '2015-07-10 09:19:27', '', 1113, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1113-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1120, 1, '2015-07-10 08:29:14', '2015-07-10 08:29:14', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett</b>\r\n\r\nThe Foreign Office has warned British holidaymakers not to travel to Haverhill because of a growing threat of disappointment.\r\n\r\nOfficials have also begun a mass evacuation of those currently stuck in the Suffolk town, putting on a fleet of taxis to take them home.\r\n\r\nAlthough once a settlement around at the time of the Domesday book, Haverhill was identified as a London overspill town in the 1960s.\r\n\r\nAnd now it has little in common with the neighbouring sleepy towns of Suffolk, like Bury St Edmunds and Lavenham.\r\n\r\nGovernment officials have recognised disappointment for British tourists is "highly likely" and they have ordered them all to leave.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg" alt="haverhill-church" width="400" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1114" /></a><center><i>Even the local church admits to disappointment issues</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Foreign Office spokesman said: "Haverhill was once a great place to visit for curious tourists who wanted to try somewhere a little different.\r\n\r\n"But new information from our security services indicate we can no longer guarantee a lack of disappointment.\r\n\r\n"For this reason alone, we are ordering everyone to leave, and go to the coast instead, where the likes of Aldebrugh, Orford or Southwold are waiting."\r\n\r\nIt is thought there are currently 27 British holidaymakers, mostly staying in the town\'s bed and breakfasts. Officials were today desperately trying to contact them and reassure relatives.\r\n\r\nBut Haverhill businesses who rely on visitors were furious.\r\n\r\n"This is just giving in to the moaners," said Baz Cockney, who runs a pie and mash cafe in the town centre. "We are not disappointing."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Don\'t travel to Haverhill, Brits warned', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1113-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-10 08:29:14', '2015-07-10 08:29:14', '', 1113, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1113-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1121, 1, '2015-07-10 09:20:02', '2015-07-10 09:20:02', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett</b>\r\n\r\nThe Foreign Office has warned British holidaymakers not to travel to Haverhill because of a growing threat of disappointment.\r\n\r\nOfficials have also begun a mass evacuation of those currently stuck in the Suffolk town, putting on a fleet of taxis to take them home.\r\n\r\nAlthough once a settlement around at the time of the Domesday book, Haverhill was identified as a London overspill town in the 1960s.\r\n\r\nAnd now it has little in common with the neighbouring sleepy towns of Suffolk, like Bury St Edmunds and Lavenham.\r\n\r\nGovernment officials have recognised disappointment for British tourists is "highly likely" and they have ordered them all to leave.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/haverhill-church.jpg" alt="haverhill-church" width="400" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1114" /></a><center><i>Even the local church admits to disappointment issues</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Foreign Office spokesman said: "Haverhill was once a great place to visit for curious tourists who wanted to try somewhere a little different.\r\n\r\n"But new information from our security services indicate we can no longer guarantee a lack of disappointment.\r\n\r\n"For this reason alone, we are ordering everyone to leave, and go to the coast instead, where the likes of Aldebrugh, Orford or Southwold are waiting."\r\n\r\nHowever, holidaymakers heading instead to Aldeburgh and Southwold were warned to avoid the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-tanks-resorts/" target="_blank">police tanks parked at the entrances to the towns to keep the commoners away</a>.\r\n\r\nIt is thought there are currently 27 British holidaymakers stuck in Haverhill, mostly staying in the town\'s bed and breakfasts. Officials were today desperately trying to contact them and reassure relatives they were safe.\r\n\r\nHaverhill businesses who rely on visitors were furious at the Foreign Office.\r\n\r\n"This is just giving in to the moaners," said Baz Cockney, who runs a pie and mash cafe in the town centre. "We are not in the least bit disappointing, guv\'nor."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Don\'t travel to Haverhill, Brits warned', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1113-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-10 09:20:02', '2015-07-10 09:20:02', '', 1113, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1113-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1122, 1, '2015-07-10 09:32:27', '2015-07-10 09:32:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE \r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nA policeman has been forced to change his name by deed poll after being ridiculed on the street for years.\r\n\r\nChris Plod, from Letsby Avenue, Ipswich was fed up with being a real-life PC Plod, which made him a target for local pranksters.\r\n\r\n"Wherever I went on patrol in my size ten boots, school kids would point and shout, \'Here comes PC Plod\'.\r\n\r\n"It was very upsetting.\r\n\r\n"People would not take me seriously. I am meant to be a figure of authority, not a figure of fun."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1108" /></a><center><i>PC Plod</center></i>\r\n\r\nAfter permission from his bosses at Suffolk Police, Mr Plod, 27, has now changed his name to save his blushes.\r\n\r\nHe will now be known as PC Nick Copper.\r\n\r\n"I\'m much happier now," he told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n', 'PC Plod forced to change name', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1107-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-10 09:32:27', '2015-07-10 09:32:27', '', 1107, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1107-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1124, 1, '2015-07-13 22:32:06', '2015-07-13 22:32:06', '<i>Introducing the Suffolk Gazette\'s very own agony aunt, 89-year-old Doris Daley. Write to her via our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact page</a> - we\'ll publish the best each week (maybe)</i>\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'m hoping you can help, as I\'m a little bit too embarrassed to ask anyone else. I\'ve had suspicions about my family doctor for some time, as he has clearly taken an unhealthy interest in me. Whenever I\'ve gone to the surgery, he has held me by the wotsits and asked me to cough. Once he did it when I\'d only gone in to pick up a prescription for my mother.\r\n\r\nThen this week he told me to bend over and with no warning he stuck his finger up my backside. I understand this is a regular and useful prostate test for men of a certain age, but I am not sure it was necessary for me.\r\n\r\nStephen, aged 19.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Stephen,\r\n\r\nLucky you. I have not had such close attention since VE Day in 1945 (which sadly soon became known in my house as VD Day, but that\'s another story).\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nRecently my son has been coming home with lots of unnecessary little things from the shops, and I never see a receipt. I\'m beginning to worry he may be shoplifting. What should I do?\r\n\r\nMaureen, Sudbury.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Maureen,\r\n\r\nTell him to pocket a bottle of gin from the far aisle in Lidl. There are no cameras in that section.\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'ve been going out with a girl,\r\nher name is Julie\r\nBut last night she said to me,\r\nwhen we were watching telly\r\n\r\n(This is what she said)\r\n\r\nShe said listen John, I love you\r\nBut there\'s this bloke, I fancy\r\nI don\'t want to two time you,\r\nso it\'s the end for you and me.\r\n\r\nJilted John, 29.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear John,\r\n\r\nForget about the trollop and give me a call. I\'ll make you feel like a real man. It\'s all part of the Doris service.\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Dear Doris: the finger of suspicion', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'dear-doris-the-finger-of-suspicion', '', '', '2016-09-18 08:56:28', '2016-09-18 08:56:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1124', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1125, 1, '2015-07-13 22:06:03', '2015-07-13 22:06:03', '<i>Introducing the Suffolk Gazette\'s very own agony aunt, 89-year-old Doris Daley. Write to her at deardoris@suffolkgazette.com - we\'ll publish the best each week (maybe)</i>\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'m hoping you can help, as I\'m a little bit too embarrassed to ask anyone else. I\'ve had suspicions about my family doctor for some while, as seemingly he has taken an unhealthy interest in me. Whenever I have gone to the surgery he has held me by the wotsits and asked me to cough. Once he did it when I\'d only gone in to pick up a prescription for my mother.\r\n\r\nThen this week he told me to bend over and with no warning he stuck his finger up my backside. I understand this is a regular and useful prostate test for men of a certain age, but I am not sure it was necessary for me.\r\n\r\nStephen, aged 24.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Stephen,\r\n\r\nLucky you. I have not had such close attention since VE Day in 1945 (which sadly soon became known in my house as VD Day, but that\'s another story).</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nRecently my son has been coming home with lots of unnecessary little things from the shops, and I never see a receipt. I\'m beginning to worry he may be shoplifting. What should I do?\r\n\r\nMaureen, Sudbury.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Maureen,\r\n\r\nTell him to pocket a bottle of gin from the far aisle in Lidl. There are no cameras in that section.</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'ve been going out with a girl,\r\nher name is Julie\r\nBut last night she said to me,\r\nwhen we were watching telly\r\n\r\n(This is what she said)\r\n\r\nShe said listen John, I love you\r\nBut there\'s this bloke, I fancy\r\nI don\'t want to two time you,\r\nso it\'s the end for you and me.\r\n\r\nJilted John, 29.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear John,\r\n\r\nForget about the trollop and give me a call. I\'ll make you feel like a real man. It\'s all part of the Doris service.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Dear Doris: the finger of suspicion', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1124-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-13 22:06:03', '2015-07-13 22:06:03', '', 1124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1126, 1, '2015-07-13 22:28:41', '2015-07-13 22:28:41', '<i>Introducing the Suffolk Gazette\'s very own agony aunt, 89-year-old Doris Daley. Write to her at deardoris@suffolkgazette.com - we\'ll publish the best each week (maybe)</i>\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'m hoping you can help, as I\'m a little bit too embarrassed to ask anyone else. I\'ve had suspicions about my family doctor for some while, as seemingly he has taken an unhealthy interest in me. Whenever I have gone to the surgery he has held me by the wotsits and asked me to cough. Once he did it when I\'d only gone in to pick up a prescription for my mother.\r\n\r\nThen this week he told me to bend over and with no warning he stuck his finger up my backside. I understand this is a regular and useful prostate test for men of a certain age, but I am not sure it was necessary for me.\r\n\r\nStephen, aged 24.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Stephen,\r\n\r\nLucky you. I have not had such close attention since VE Day in 1945 (which sadly soon became known in my house as VD Day, but that\'s another story).</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nRecently my son has been coming home with lots of unnecessary little things from the shops, and I never see a receipt. I\'m beginning to worry he may be shoplifting. What should I do?\r\n\r\nMaureen, Sudbury.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Maureen,\r\n\r\nTell him to pocket a bottle of gin from the far aisle in Lidl. There are no cameras in that section.</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'ve been going out with a girl,\r\nher name is Julie\r\nBut last night she said to me,\r\nwhen we were watching telly\r\n\r\n(This is what she said)\r\n\r\nShe said listen John, I love you\r\nBut there\'s this bloke, I fancy\r\nI don\'t want to two time you,\r\nso it\'s the end for you and me.\r\n\r\nJilted John, 29.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear John,\r\n\r\nForget about the trollop and give me a call. I\'ll make you feel like a real man. It\'s all part of the Doris service.</b>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Dear Doris: the finger of suspicion', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1124-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-13 22:28:41', '2015-07-13 22:28:41', '', 1124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1128, 1, '2015-07-13 22:32:06', '2015-07-13 22:32:06', '<i>Introducing the Suffolk Gazette\'s very own agony aunt, 89-year-old Doris Daley. Write to her at deardoris@suffolkgazette.com - we\'ll publish the best each week (maybe)</i>\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'m hoping you can help, as I\'m a little bit too embarrassed to ask anyone else. I\'ve had suspicions about my family doctor for some time, as he has clearly taken an unhealthy interest in me. Whenever I\'ve gone to the surgery, he has held me by the wotsits and asked me to cough. Once he did it when I\'d only gone in to pick up a prescription for my mother.\r\n\r\nThen this week he told me to bend over and with no warning he stuck his finger up my backside. I understand this is a regular and useful prostate test for men of a certain age, but I am not sure it was necessary for me.\r\n\r\nStephen, aged 19.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Stephen,\r\n\r\nLucky you. I have not had such close attention since VE Day in 1945 (which sadly soon became known in my house as VD Day, but that\'s another story).</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nRecently my son has been coming home with lots of unnecessary little things from the shops, and I never see a receipt. I\'m beginning to worry he may be shoplifting. What should I do?\r\n\r\nMaureen, Sudbury.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Maureen,\r\n\r\nTell him to pocket a bottle of gin from the far aisle in Lidl. There are no cameras in that section.</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'ve been going out with a girl,\r\nher name is Julie\r\nBut last night she said to me,\r\nwhen we were watching telly\r\n\r\n(This is what she said)\r\n\r\nShe said listen John, I love you\r\nBut there\'s this bloke, I fancy\r\nI don\'t want to two time you,\r\nso it\'s the end for you and me.\r\n\r\nJilted John, 29.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear John,\r\n\r\nForget about the trollop and give me a call. I\'ll make you feel like a real man. It\'s all part of the Doris service.</b>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Dear Doris: the finger of suspicion', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1124-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-13 22:32:06', '2015-07-13 22:32:06', '', 1124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1129, 1, '2016-09-18 08:56:25', '2016-09-18 08:56:25', '<i>Introducing the Suffolk Gazette\'s very own agony aunt, 89-year-old Doris Daley. Write to her via our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact page</a> - we\'ll publish the best each week (maybe)</i>\n\nDear Doris,\n\nI\'m hoping you can help, as I\'m a little bit too embarrassed to ask anyone else. I\'ve had suspicions about my family doctor for some time, as he has clearly taken an unhealthy interest in me. Whenever I\'ve gone to the surgery, he has held me by the wotsits and asked me to cough. Once he did it when I\'d only gone in to pick up a prescription for my mother.\n\nThen this week he told me to bend over and with no warning he stuck his finger up my backside. I understand this is a regular and useful prostate test for men of a certain age, but I am not sure it was necessary for me.\n\nStephen, aged 19.\n\n<b>Dear Stephen,\n\nLucky you. I have not had such close attention since VE Day in 1945 (which sadly soon became known in my house as VD Day, but that\'s another story).\n\nLove,\nDoris</b>\n\n* * * * *\n\nDear Doris,\n\nRecently my son has been coming home with lots of unnecessary little things from the shops, and I never see a receipt. I\'m beginning to worry he may be shoplifting. What should I do?\n\nMaureen, Sudbury.\n\n<b>Dear Maureen,\n\nTell him to pocket a bottle of gin from the far aisle in Lidl. There are no cameras in that section.\n\nLove,\nDoris</b>\n\n* * * * *\n\nDear Doris,\n\nI\'ve been going out with a girl,\nher name is Julie\nBut last night she said to me,\nwhen we were watching telly\n\n(This is what she said)\n\nShe said listen John, I love you\nBut there\'s this bloke, I fancy\nI don\'t want to two time you,\nso it\'s the end for you and me.\n\nJilted John, 29.\n\n<b>Dear John,\n\nForget about the trollop and give me a call. I\'ll make you feel like a real man. It\'s all part of the Doris service.\n\nLove,\nDoris</b>\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Dear Doris: the finger of suspicion', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1124-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-18 08:56:25', '2016-09-18 08:56:25', '', 1124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1124-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1130, 1, '2015-07-13 22:36:00', '2015-07-13 22:36:00', '<i>Introducing the Suffolk Gazette\'s very own agony aunt, 89-year-old Doris Daley. Write to her at deardoris@suffolkgazette.com - we\'ll publish the best each week (maybe)</i>\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'m hoping you can help, as I\'m a little bit too embarrassed to ask anyone else. I\'ve had suspicions about my family doctor for some time, as he has clearly taken an unhealthy interest in me. Whenever I\'ve gone to the surgery, he has held me by the wotsits and asked me to cough. Once he did it when I\'d only gone in to pick up a prescription for my mother.\r\n\r\nThen this week he told me to bend over and with no warning he stuck his finger up my backside. I understand this is a regular and useful prostate test for men of a certain age, but I am not sure it was necessary for me.\r\n\r\nStephen, aged 19.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Stephen,\r\n\r\nLucky you. I have not had such close attention since VE Day in 1945 (which sadly soon became known in my house as VD Day, but that\'s another story).\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nRecently my son has been coming home with lots of unnecessary little things from the shops, and I never see a receipt. I\'m beginning to worry he may be shoplifting. What should I do?\r\n\r\nMaureen, Sudbury.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Maureen,\r\n\r\nTell him to pocket a bottle of gin from the far aisle in Lidl. There are no cameras in that section.\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'ve been going out with a girl,\r\nher name is Julie\r\nBut last night she said to me,\r\nwhen we were watching telly\r\n\r\n(This is what she said)\r\n\r\nShe said listen John, I love you\r\nBut there\'s this bloke, I fancy\r\nI don\'t want to two time you,\r\nso it\'s the end for you and me.\r\n\r\nJilted John, 29.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear John,\r\n\r\nForget about the trollop and give me a call. I\'ll make you feel like a real man. It\'s all part of the Doris service.\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Dear Doris: the finger of suspicion', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1124-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-13 22:36:00', '2015-07-13 22:36:00', '', 1124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1142, 1, '2015-07-15 06:53:09', '2015-07-15 06:53:09', 'An old couple from Kesgrave spoke of their heartbreak last night after neighbours blockaded the roads to prevent them getting home with their caravan.\r\n\r\nPhilip and Elizabeth Windsor had enjoyed a two-week holiday on a caravan site near Lowestoft, missing the news that travellers had set up camp illegally close to their home on the Grange Farm estate.\r\n\r\nThe national media reported how tensions rose as furious locals set up road blocks with cars and farm machinery to prevent more travellers from arriving.\r\n\r\nAnd when the Windsors turned off the A12 in their Ford Mondeo, towing their cherished Coachman\'s Pastiche and Vision behind them, they were unwittingly heading into a storm.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.329966% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/156822504?et=GYvL6_t0Q1BkOvgMf6dVbQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=tLTFVUuDTPYlcSkPLyMgyUybbRsiq3EqWsrGxZNfz0E=" width="445" height="295" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/156822504" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Elizabeth Windsor in happier times in her Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhilip, 94, a retired naval officer, told the Suffolk Gazette: "We headed towards home and could not understand why people were running around shouting and waving pitchforks.\r\n\r\n"When they spotted we were towing a caravan, they went ballistic. People we have lived around for years had seemingly lost their senses. They failed to recognise it was us and hounded us away.\r\n\r\n"One chap whose lawn I mow because he has a dodgy hip threw an egg at the windscreen.\r\n\r\n"I had to do a 12-point turn to get the caravan around before speeding off again at 20 miles an hour with a large group chasing us.\r\n\r\n"Elizabeth was terrified, and she had a funny turn."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have now sought refuge in a holiday park in nearby Waldringfield to recover while the Kesgrave kerfuffle dies down.\r\n\r\nKesgrave resident Paul Rabble-Rouser said: "Elizabeth and Philip are lovely neighbours who do a lot in the community. But they were genuinely mistaken for those awful travellers and hounded out of town.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise, and those manning the barricades have been warned to let them back home."\r\n\r\nToday it emerged the travellers had left the open space near the Farmhouse pub in Kesgrave, but illegal camps have now sprung up in Stowmarket and Woodbridge, with reports that Felixstowe is also being targeted.\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have been advised not to try and take their caravan to any of those towns.\r\n\r\nThis is the biggest caravan news to hit Suffolk since we exclusively revealed how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/" target="_blank">North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un had bought a caravan at Sizewell</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Old couple with caravan chased out of town', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'old-couple-caravan', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:41:21', '2016-03-23 10:41:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1142', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1144, 1, '2015-07-15 06:43:01', '2015-07-15 06:43:01', 'An elderly couple from Kesgrave spoke of their heartbreak last night after neighbours blockaded the roads to prevent them getting home with their caravan.\r\n\r\nPhilip and Elizabeth Windsor had enjoyed a two-week holiday on a caravan site near Lowestoft, missing the news that travellers had set up camp illegally close to their home on the Grange Farm estate.\r\n\r\nTensions rose as furious locals set up road blocks with cars and farm machinery to prevent more travellers from arriving.\r\n\r\nAnd when the Windsors turned off the A12 in their Ford Mondeo, towing their cherished Coachman\'s Pastiche and Vision behind them, they were unwittingly heading into a storm.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.329966% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/156822504?et=GYvL6_t0Q1BkOvgMf6dVbQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=tLTFVUuDTPYlcSkPLyMgyUybbRsiq3EqWsrGxZNfz0E=" width="445" height="295" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/156822504" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Elizabeth Windsor in happier times in her Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhilip, 94, a retired naval officer, told the Suffolk Gazette: "We headed towards home and could not understand why people were running around shouting and waving pitchforks.\r\n\r\n"When they spotted we were towing a caravan, they went ballistic. People we have lived around for years had seemingly lost their senses. They failed to recognise it was us and hounded us away.\r\n\r\n"One chap whose lawn I mow because he has a dodgy hip threw an egg at the windscreen.\r\n\r\n"I had to do a 12-point turn to get the caravan around before speeding off again at 20 miles an hour with a large group chasing us.\r\n\r\n"Elizabeth was terrified. She and had a funny turn."\r\n\r\n<b>Kesgrave kerfuffle</b>\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have now sought refuge in a holiday park in nearby Wadringfield to recover while the Kesgrave kerfuffle dies down.\r\n\r\nKesgrave resident Paul Rabble-Rouser said: "Elizabeth and Philip are lovely neighbours who do a lot in the community. But they were genuinely mistaken for those awful travellers and hounded out of town.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise, and those manning the barricades have been warned to let them back home."\r\n\r\nToday it emerged the travellers had left the open space near the Farmhouse pub in Kesgrave, but illegal camps have now sprung up in Stowmarket and Woodbridge, with reports that Felixstowe is also being targeted.\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have been advised not to try and take their caravan to any of those towns.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Old couple in caravan chased out of town', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1142-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-15 06:43:01', '2015-07-15 06:43:01', '', 1142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1145, 1, '2015-07-15 06:50:18', '2015-07-15 06:50:18', 'An old couple from Kesgrave spoke of their heartbreak last night after neighbours blockaded the roads to prevent them getting home with their caravan.\r\n\r\nPhilip and Elizabeth Windsor had enjoyed a two-week holiday on a caravan site near Lowestoft, missing the news that travellers had set up camp illegally close to their home on the Grange Farm estate.\r\n\r\nTensions rose as furious locals set up road blocks with cars and farm machinery to prevent more travellers from arriving.\r\n\r\nAnd when the Windsors turned off the A12 in their Ford Mondeo, towing their cherished Coachman\'s Pastiche and Vision behind them, they were unwittingly heading into a storm.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.329966% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/156822504?et=GYvL6_t0Q1BkOvgMf6dVbQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=tLTFVUuDTPYlcSkPLyMgyUybbRsiq3EqWsrGxZNfz0E=" width="445" height="295" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/156822504" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Elizabeth Windsor in happier times in her Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhilip, 94, a retired naval officer, told the Suffolk Gazette: "We headed towards home and could not understand why people were running around shouting and waving pitchforks.\r\n\r\n"When they spotted we were towing a caravan, they went ballistic. People we have lived around for years had seemingly lost their senses. They failed to recognise it was us and hounded us away.\r\n\r\n"One chap whose lawn I mow because he has a dodgy hip threw an egg at the windscreen.\r\n\r\n"I had to do a 12-point turn to get the caravan around before speeding off again at 20 miles an hour with a large group chasing us.\r\n\r\n"Elizabeth was terrified. She and had a funny turn."\r\n\r\n<b>Kesgrave kerfuffle</b>\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have now sought refuge in a holiday park in nearby Wadringfield to recover while the Kesgrave kerfuffle dies down.\r\n\r\nKesgrave resident Paul Rabble-Rouser said: "Elizabeth and Philip are lovely neighbours who do a lot in the community. But they were genuinely mistaken for those awful travellers and hounded out of town.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise, and those manning the barricades have been warned to let them back home."\r\n\r\nToday it emerged the travellers had left the open space near the Farmhouse pub in Kesgrave, but illegal camps have now sprung up in Stowmarket and Woodbridge, with reports that Felixstowe is also being targeted.\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have been advised not to try and take their caravan to any of those towns.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Old couple in caravan chased out of town', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1142-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-15 06:50:18', '2015-07-15 06:50:18', '', 1142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1146, 1, '2015-07-15 06:50:42', '2015-07-15 06:50:42', 'An old couple from Kesgrave spoke of their heartbreak last night after neighbours blockaded the roads to prevent them getting home with their caravan.\r\n\r\nPhilip and Elizabeth Windsor had enjoyed a two-week holiday on a caravan site near Lowestoft, missing the news that travellers had set up camp illegally close to their home on the Grange Farm estate.\r\n\r\nTensions rose as furious locals set up road blocks with cars and farm machinery to prevent more travellers from arriving.\r\n\r\nAnd when the Windsors turned off the A12 in their Ford Mondeo, towing their cherished Coachman\'s Pastiche and Vision behind them, they were unwittingly heading into a storm.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.329966% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/156822504?et=GYvL6_t0Q1BkOvgMf6dVbQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=tLTFVUuDTPYlcSkPLyMgyUybbRsiq3EqWsrGxZNfz0E=" width="445" height="295" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/156822504" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Elizabeth Windsor in happier times in her Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhilip, 94, a retired naval officer, told the Suffolk Gazette: "We headed towards home and could not understand why people were running around shouting and waving pitchforks.\r\n\r\n"When they spotted we were towing a caravan, they went ballistic. People we have lived around for years had seemingly lost their senses. They failed to recognise it was us and hounded us away.\r\n\r\n"One chap whose lawn I mow because he has a dodgy hip threw an egg at the windscreen.\r\n\r\n"I had to do a 12-point turn to get the caravan around before speeding off again at 20 miles an hour with a large group chasing us.\r\n\r\n"Elizabeth was terrified. She and had a funny turn."\r\n\r\n<b>Kesgrave kerfuffle</b>\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have now sought refuge in a holiday park in nearby Wadringfield to recover while the Kesgrave kerfuffle dies down.\r\n\r\nKesgrave resident Paul Rabble-Rouser said: "Elizabeth and Philip are lovely neighbours who do a lot in the community. But they were genuinely mistaken for those awful travellers and hounded out of town.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise, and those manning the barricades have been warned to let them back home."\r\n\r\nToday it emerged the travellers had left the open space near the Farmhouse pub in Kesgrave, but illegal camps have now sprung up in Stowmarket and Woodbridge, with reports that Felixstowe is also being targeted.\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have been advised not to try and take their caravan to any of those towns.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Old couple with caravan chased out of town', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1142-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-15 06:50:42', '2015-07-15 06:50:42', '', 1142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1148, 1, '2015-07-15 07:04:03', '2015-07-15 07:04:03', 'An old couple from Kesgrave spoke of their heartbreak last night after neighbours blockaded the roads to prevent them getting home with their caravan.\r\n\r\nPhilip and Elizabeth Windsor had enjoyed a two-week holiday on a caravan site near Lowestoft, missing the news that travellers had set up camp illegally close to their home on the Grange Farm estate.\r\n\r\nThe national media reported how tensions rose as furious locals set up road blocks with cars and farm machinery to prevent more travellers from arriving.\r\n\r\nAnd when the Windsors turned off the A12 in their Ford Mondeo, towing their cherished Coachman\'s Pastiche and Vision behind them, they were unwittingly heading into a storm.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.329966% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/156822504?et=GYvL6_t0Q1BkOvgMf6dVbQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=tLTFVUuDTPYlcSkPLyMgyUybbRsiq3EqWsrGxZNfz0E=" width="445" height="295" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/156822504" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Elizabeth Windsor in happier times in her Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhilip, 94, a retired naval officer, told the Suffolk Gazette: "We headed towards home and could not understand why people were running around shouting and waving pitchforks.\r\n\r\n"When they spotted we were towing a caravan, they went ballistic. People we have lived around for years had seemingly lost their senses. They failed to recognise it was us and hounded us away.\r\n\r\n"One chap whose lawn I mow because he has a dodgy hip threw an egg at the windscreen.\r\n\r\n"I had to do a 12-point turn to get the caravan around before speeding off again at 20 miles an hour with a large group chasing us.\r\n\r\n"Elizabeth was terrified. She and had a funny turn."\r\n\r\n<b>Kesgrave kerfuffle</b>\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have now sought refuge in a holiday park in nearby Wadringfield to recover while the Kesgrave kerfuffle dies down.\r\n\r\nKesgrave resident Paul Rabble-Rouser said: "Elizabeth and Philip are lovely neighbours who do a lot in the community. But they were genuinely mistaken for those awful travellers and hounded out of town.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise, and those manning the barricades have been warned to let them back home."\r\n\r\nToday it emerged the travellers had left the open space near the Farmhouse pub in Kesgrave, but illegal camps have now sprung up in Stowmarket and Woodbridge, with reports that Felixstowe is also being targeted.\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have been advised not to try and take their caravan to any of those towns.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Old couple with caravan chased out of town', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1142-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-15 07:04:03', '2015-07-15 07:04:03', '', 1142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1149, 1, '2015-07-15 09:09:28', '2015-07-15 09:09:28', 'An old couple from Kesgrave spoke of their heartbreak last night after neighbours blockaded the roads to prevent them getting home with their caravan.\r\n\r\nPhilip and Elizabeth Windsor had enjoyed a two-week holiday on a caravan site near Lowestoft, missing the news that travellers had set up camp illegally close to their home on the Grange Farm estate.\r\n\r\nThe national media reported how tensions rose as furious locals set up road blocks with cars and farm machinery to prevent more travellers from arriving.\r\n\r\nAnd when the Windsors turned off the A12 in their Ford Mondeo, towing their cherished Coachman\'s Pastiche and Vision behind them, they were unwittingly heading into a storm.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.329966% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/156822504?et=GYvL6_t0Q1BkOvgMf6dVbQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=tLTFVUuDTPYlcSkPLyMgyUybbRsiq3EqWsrGxZNfz0E=" width="445" height="295" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/156822504" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Elizabeth Windsor in happier times in her Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhilip, 94, a retired naval officer, told the Suffolk Gazette: "We headed towards home and could not understand why people were running around shouting and waving pitchforks.\r\n\r\n"When they spotted we were towing a caravan, they went ballistic. People we have lived around for years had seemingly lost their senses. They failed to recognise it was us and hounded us away.\r\n\r\n"One chap whose lawn I mow because he has a dodgy hip threw an egg at the windscreen.\r\n\r\n"I had to do a 12-point turn to get the caravan around before speeding off again at 20 miles an hour with a large group chasing us.\r\n\r\n"Elizabeth was terrified. She and had a funny turn."\r\n\r\n<b>Kesgrave kerfuffle</b>\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have now sought refuge in a holiday park in nearby Waldringfield to recover while the Kesgrave kerfuffle dies down.\r\n\r\nKesgrave resident Paul Rabble-Rouser said: "Elizabeth and Philip are lovely neighbours who do a lot in the community. But they were genuinely mistaken for those awful travellers and hounded out of town.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise, and those manning the barricades have been warned to let them back home."\r\n\r\nToday it emerged the travellers had left the open space near the Farmhouse pub in Kesgrave, but illegal camps have now sprung up in Stowmarket and Woodbridge, with reports that Felixstowe is also being targeted.\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have been advised not to try and take their caravan to any of those towns.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Old couple with caravan chased out of town', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1142-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-15 09:09:28', '2015-07-15 09:09:28', '', 1142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1150, 1, '2015-07-15 09:10:39', '2015-07-15 09:10:39', 'An old couple from Kesgrave spoke of their heartbreak last night after neighbours blockaded the roads to prevent them getting home with their caravan.\n\nPhilip and Elizabeth Windsor had enjoyed a two-week holiday on a caravan site near Lowestoft, missing the news that travellers had set up camp illegally close to their home on the Grange Farm estate.\n\nThe national media reported how tensions rose as furious locals set up road blocks with cars and farm machinery to prevent more travellers from arriving.\n\nAnd when the Windsors turned off the A12 in their Ford Mondeo, towing their cherished Coachman\'s Pastiche and Vision behind them, they were unwittingly heading into a storm.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.329966% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/156822504?et=GYvL6_t0Q1BkOvgMf6dVbQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=tLTFVUuDTPYlcSkPLyMgyUybbRsiq3EqWsrGxZNfz0E=" width="445" height="295" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/156822504" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Elizabeth Windsor in happier times in her Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\n\nPhilip, 94, a retired naval officer, told the Suffolk Gazette: "We headed towards home and could not understand why people were running around shouting and waving pitchforks.\n\n"When they spotted we were towing a caravan, they went ballistic. People we have lived around for years had seemingly lost their senses. They failed to recognise it was us and hounded us away.\n\n"One chap whose lawn I mow because he has a dodgy hip threw an egg at the windscreen.\n\n"I had to do a 12-point turn to get the caravan around before speeding off again at 20 miles an hour with a large group chasing us.\n\n"Elizabeth was terrified. She and had a funny turn."\n\n<b>Kesgrave kerfuffle</b>\n\nThe Windsors have now sought refuge in a holiday park in nearby Waldringfield to recover while the Kesgrave kerfuffle dies down.\n\nKesgrave resident Paul Rabble-Rouser said: "Elizabeth and Philip are lovely neighbours who do a lot in the community. But they were genuinely mistaken for those awful travellers and hounded out of town.\n\n"We\'d like to apologise, and those manning the barricades have been warned to let them back home."\n\nToday it emerged the travellers had left the open space near the Farmhouse pub in Kesgrave, but illegal camps have now sprung up in Stowmarket and Woodbridge, with reports that Felixstowe is also being targeted.\n\nThe Windsors have been advised not to try and take their caravan to any of those towns.\n\nThis is the biggest caravan news to hit Suffolk since we exclusively revealed ou\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Old couple with caravan chased out of town', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1142-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-07-15 09:10:39', '2015-07-15 09:10:39', '', 1142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1142-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1151, 1, '2015-07-15 09:11:25', '2015-07-15 09:11:25', 'An old couple from Kesgrave spoke of their heartbreak last night after neighbours blockaded the roads to prevent them getting home with their caravan.\r\n\r\nPhilip and Elizabeth Windsor had enjoyed a two-week holiday on a caravan site near Lowestoft, missing the news that travellers had set up camp illegally close to their home on the Grange Farm estate.\r\n\r\nThe national media reported how tensions rose as furious locals set up road blocks with cars and farm machinery to prevent more travellers from arriving.\r\n\r\nAnd when the Windsors turned off the A12 in their Ford Mondeo, towing their cherished Coachman\'s Pastiche and Vision behind them, they were unwittingly heading into a storm.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.329966% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/156822504?et=GYvL6_t0Q1BkOvgMf6dVbQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=tLTFVUuDTPYlcSkPLyMgyUybbRsiq3EqWsrGxZNfz0E=" width="445" height="295" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/156822504" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Elizabeth Windsor in happier times in her Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhilip, 94, a retired naval officer, told the Suffolk Gazette: "We headed towards home and could not understand why people were running around shouting and waving pitchforks.\r\n\r\n"When they spotted we were towing a caravan, they went ballistic. People we have lived around for years had seemingly lost their senses. They failed to recognise it was us and hounded us away.\r\n\r\n"One chap whose lawn I mow because he has a dodgy hip threw an egg at the windscreen.\r\n\r\n"I had to do a 12-point turn to get the caravan around before speeding off again at 20 miles an hour with a large group chasing us.\r\n\r\n"Elizabeth was terrified. She and had a funny turn."\r\n\r\n<b>Kesgrave kerfuffle</b>\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have now sought refuge in a holiday park in nearby Waldringfield to recover while the Kesgrave kerfuffle dies down.\r\n\r\nKesgrave resident Paul Rabble-Rouser said: "Elizabeth and Philip are lovely neighbours who do a lot in the community. But they were genuinely mistaken for those awful travellers and hounded out of town.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise, and those manning the barricades have been warned to let them back home."\r\n\r\nToday it emerged the travellers had left the open space near the Farmhouse pub in Kesgrave, but illegal camps have now sprung up in Stowmarket and Woodbridge, with reports that Felixstowe is also being targeted.\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have been advised not to try and take their caravan to any of those towns.\r\n\r\nThis is the biggest caravan news to hit Suffolk since we exclusively revealed how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/" target="_blank">North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un had bought a caravan at Sizewell</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Old couple with caravan chased out of town', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1142-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-15 09:11:25', '2015-07-15 09:11:25', '', 1142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1152, 1, '2015-07-15 13:46:10', '2015-07-15 13:46:10', 'An old couple from Kesgrave spoke of their heartbreak last night after neighbours blockaded the roads to prevent them getting home with their caravan.\r\n\r\nPhilip and Elizabeth Windsor had enjoyed a two-week holiday on a caravan site near Lowestoft, missing the news that travellers had set up camp illegally close to their home on the Grange Farm estate.\r\n\r\nThe national media reported how tensions rose as furious locals set up road blocks with cars and farm machinery to prevent more travellers from arriving.\r\n\r\nAnd when the Windsors turned off the A12 in their Ford Mondeo, towing their cherished Coachman\'s Pastiche and Vision behind them, they were unwittingly heading into a storm.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.329966% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/156822504?et=GYvL6_t0Q1BkOvgMf6dVbQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=tLTFVUuDTPYlcSkPLyMgyUybbRsiq3EqWsrGxZNfz0E=" width="445" height="295" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/156822504" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Elizabeth Windsor in happier times in her Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhilip, 94, a retired naval officer, told the Suffolk Gazette: "We headed towards home and could not understand why people were running around shouting and waving pitchforks.\r\n\r\n"When they spotted we were towing a caravan, they went ballistic. People we have lived around for years had seemingly lost their senses. They failed to recognise it was us and hounded us away.\r\n\r\n"One chap whose lawn I mow because he has a dodgy hip threw an egg at the windscreen.\r\n\r\n"I had to do a 12-point turn to get the caravan around before speeding off again at 20 miles an hour with a large group chasing us.\r\n\r\n"Elizabeth was terrified, and she had a funny turn."\r\n\r\n<b>Kesgrave kerfuffle</b>\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have now sought refuge in a holiday park in nearby Waldringfield to recover while the Kesgrave kerfuffle dies down.\r\n\r\nKesgrave resident Paul Rabble-Rouser said: "Elizabeth and Philip are lovely neighbours who do a lot in the community. But they were genuinely mistaken for those awful travellers and hounded out of town.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise, and those manning the barricades have been warned to let them back home."\r\n\r\nToday it emerged the travellers had left the open space near the Farmhouse pub in Kesgrave, but illegal camps have now sprung up in Stowmarket and Woodbridge, with reports that Felixstowe is also being targeted.\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have been advised not to try and take their caravan to any of those towns.\r\n\r\nThis is the biggest caravan news to hit Suffolk since we exclusively revealed how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/" target="_blank">North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un had bought a caravan at Sizewell</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Old couple with caravan chased out of town', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1142-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-15 13:46:10', '2015-07-15 13:46:10', '', 1142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1156, 1, '2015-07-17 10:50:38', '2015-07-17 10:50:38', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\r\n\r\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\r\n\r\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wondered where all the safes containing money were.\r\n\r\n<strong>\'Pull it off\'</strong>\r\n\r\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\r\n\r\n"They probably still hoped to pull it off, but the building\'s alarm went off. We arrested the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/motorhome-toilet/">bungling robbers</a> as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\r\n\r\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning. One was named locally last night as Jack Meoff.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was said to be "shocked".\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Sperm Bank said: "We are very grateful to the police for taking this in hand. Our receptionist was worried these men would take out their weapons and put their empty sack on the table in front of her.\r\n\r\n"You could say that it turned into a bit of an anti-climax for the robbers."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Bungling robbers raid sperm bank', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'amateur-robbers-target-sperm-bank', '', '', '2018-01-29 15:39:46', '2018-01-29 15:39:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1156', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1159, 1, '2015-07-17 10:50:11', '2015-07-17 10:50:11', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter</b>\r\n\r\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.\r\n\r\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a><center><i>Sperm bank targeted</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\r\n\r\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\r\n\r\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wonder where all the safes containing money were.\r\n\r\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\r\n\r\n"The building\'s alarm then went off and we arrested the would-be robbers as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\r\n\r\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning.\r\n\r\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was aid to be "shocked".\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Amateur robbers target sperm bank', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1156-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-17 10:50:11', '2015-07-17 10:50:11', '', 1156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1160, 1, '2015-07-17 10:52:18', '2015-07-17 10:52:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter</b>\r\n\r\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.\r\n\r\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a><center><i>Sperm bank targeted</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\r\n\r\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\r\n\r\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wondered where all the safes containing money were.\r\n\r\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\r\n\r\n"The building\'s alarm then went off and we arrested the would-be robbers as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\r\n\r\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning.\r\n\r\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was aid to be "shocked".\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Amateur robbers target sperm bank', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1156-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-17 10:52:18', '2015-07-17 10:52:18', '', 1156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1161, 1, '2015-07-17 10:52:55', '2015-07-17 10:52:55', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter</b>\r\n\r\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.\r\n\r\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a><center><i>Sperm bank targeted</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\r\n\r\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\r\n\r\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wondered where all the safes containing money were.\r\n\r\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\r\n\r\n"The building\'s alarm then went off and we arrested the would-be robbers as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\r\n\r\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning.\r\n\r\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was said to be "shocked".\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Amateur robbers target sperm bank', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1156-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-17 10:52:55', '2015-07-17 10:52:55', '', 1156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1162, 1, '2015-07-17 10:53:48', '2015-07-17 10:53:48', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter</b>\r\n\r\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.\r\n\r\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a><center><i>Sperm bank targeted</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\r\n\r\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\r\n\r\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wondered where all the safes containing money were.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Embarrassed\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\r\n\r\n"The building\'s alarm then went off and we arrested the would-be robbers as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\r\n\r\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning.\r\n\r\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was said to be "shocked".\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Amateur robbers target sperm bank', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1156-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-17 10:53:48', '2015-07-17 10:53:48', '', 1156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1163, 1, '2015-07-17 11:37:03', '2015-07-17 11:37:03', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter</b>\r\n\r\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.\r\n\r\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a><center><i>Sperm bank targeted</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\r\n\r\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\r\n\r\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wondered where all the safes containing money were.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Pull it off\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\r\n\r\n"They probably still hoped to pull it off, but the building\'s alarm went off. We arrested the would-be robbers as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\r\n\r\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning.\r\n\r\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was said to be "shocked".\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Amateur robbers target sperm bank', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1156-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-17 11:37:03', '2015-07-17 11:37:03', '', 1156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1164, 1, '2018-01-29 15:39:25', '2018-01-29 15:39:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\n\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.</strong>\n\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\n\n\n\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\n\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\n\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\n\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wondered where all the safes containing money were.\n\n<strong>\'Pull it off\'</strong>\n\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\n\n"They probably still hoped to pull it off, but the building\'s alarm went off. We arrested the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/motorhome-toilet/">bungling robbers</a> as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\n\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning. One was named locally last night as Jack Meoff.\n\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was said to be "shocked".\n\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Sperm Bank said: "We are very grateful to the police for taking this in hand. Our receptionist was worried these men would take out their weapons and put their empty sack on the table in front of her.\n\n"You could say that it turned into a bit of an anti-climax for the robbers."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Bungling robbers raid sperm bank', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1156-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 15:39:25', '2018-01-29 15:39:25', '', 1156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1156-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1165, 1, '2015-07-17 11:42:10', '2015-07-17 11:42:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter</b>\r\n\r\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.\r\n\r\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a><center><i>Sperm bank targeted</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\r\n\r\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\r\n\r\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wondered where all the safes containing money were.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Pull it off\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\r\n\r\n"They probably still hoped to pull it off, but the building\'s alarm went off. We arrested the would-be robbers as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\r\n\r\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning. One was named locally as \r\nJack Meoff.\r\n\r\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was said to be "shocked".\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Sperm Bank said: "We are very grateful to the police for taking this in hand."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Amateur robbers target sperm bank', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1156-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-17 11:42:10', '2015-07-17 11:42:10', '', 1156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1166, 1, '2015-07-17 11:44:08', '2015-07-17 11:44:08', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter</b>\r\n\r\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.\r\n\r\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a><center><i>Sperm bank targeted</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\r\n\r\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\r\n\r\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wondered where all the safes containing money were.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Pull it off\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\r\n\r\n"They probably still hoped to pull it off, but the building\'s alarm went off. We arrested the would-be robbers as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\r\n\r\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning. One was named locally last night as \r\nJack Meoff.\r\n\r\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was said to be "shocked".\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Sperm Bank said: "We are very grateful to the police for taking this in hand. Our receptionist was worried these men would take out their weapons and put their empty sack on the table in front of her."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Amateur robbers target sperm bank', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1156-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-17 11:44:08', '2015-07-17 11:44:08', '', 1156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1167, 1, '2015-07-17 12:03:27', '2015-07-17 12:03:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter</b>\r\n\r\nTwo men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain\'s dumbest criminals.\r\n\r\nThe pair burst into the Suffolk Sperm Bank building in Ipswich expecting to grab cash and jewellery - but instead they found only desposits of a different kind.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suffolk-sperm-bank-239x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-sperm-bank" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1157" /></a><center><i>Sperm bank targeted</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice collared the disappointed-looking pair as they attempted to escape clutching nothing more than a few pornographic magazines.\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Paul Hood told the Suffolk Gazette: "The two men were Eastern European and had clearly recognised the word \'bank\' on the signs outside the building.\r\n\r\n"But they evidently had no idea that a sperm bank was something very different.\r\n\r\n"Armed with a lead pipe, they burst in through the front door, and CCTV pictures from inside the building clearly show them scratching their heads as they wondered where all the safes containing money were.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Pull it off\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Rather than rows of cashiers behind security screens and hundreds of thousands of pounds, they were confronted with nothing more than a receptionist and a few embarrassed-looking men.\r\n\r\n"They probably still hoped to pull it off, but the building\'s alarm went off. We arrested the would-be robbers as they tried to run off up Tavern Street."\r\n\r\nDet Insp Hood said two men, aged 27 and 31, had been charged with attempted robbery and would appear before Ipswich magistrates in the morning. One was named locally last night as Jack Meoff.\r\n\r\nNo-one in the bank was hurt, although the receptionist was said to be "shocked".\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Sperm Bank said: "We are very grateful to the police for taking this in hand. Our receptionist was worried these men would take out their weapons and put their empty sack on the table in front of her.\r\n\r\n"You could say that it turned into a bit of an anti-climax for the robbers."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Amateur robbers target sperm bank', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1156-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-17 12:03:27', '2015-07-17 12:03:27', '', 1156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1168, 1, '2015-07-20 09:15:52', '2015-07-20 09:15:52', 'We take a quirky look at life in Suffolk, covering just about any issue we want, whenever we want. Spoof, satire, nonsense. It\'s all the same to us.\r\n\r\nWant to advertise with us? Please contact sales@suffolkgazette.com for details of our readership and rates.\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? <b>Just email your idea to news@suffolkgazette.com</b> and if we like it, we\'ll publish it so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense.\r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Tudor Lickspittle\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Pint\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on loan from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nGardening Editor: Rose Cutting\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\nRacing Editor: Nobby Jockey\r\n\r\nSpecial Correspondent: Richard Head\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-20 09:15:52', '2015-07-20 09:15:52', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1175, 1, '2015-07-20 15:41:31', '2015-07-20 15:41:31', '<b>By Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor</b>\r\n\r\nPlans to bring in Dad\'s Army to man Ipswich fire station during next week\'s firefighter strike have been ridiculed - after the Suffolk Gazette exposed their chaotic training session.\r\n\r\nOur undercover Defence Editor, Doug Trench, watched as the members of Walmington-on-Sea\'s Home Guard underwent an exercise at Suffolk\'s Fire and Rescue HQ in Ipswich. We make no apologies for printing the whole sorry episode below...\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Get the men to fall in, Wilson.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Certainly, sir. I say, everyone. Would you mind awfully stepping into line in front of the fire engine? Thank you so much.\r\n\r\n<em>The platoon shuffle nervously in front of the gleaming red engine.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Do hurry up, Wilson. We haven\'t got all day.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> I do apologise, sir. Really I do. It\'s just that the fire engine looks dreadfully difficult to operate.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Nonsense. Even Godfrey\'s sister Dolly could drive it.\r\n\r\n<em>The men fall into line in front of Suffolk Fire Service\'s prized engine.</em>\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.003367% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/2633565?et=dbb8TY6wSY9w8l1mvO-szA&sig=rUKFtLUE2tBtFBQ54211I3-V6PbhlUSkMS1ogfp3giA=" width="445" height="298" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/2633565" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Now listen up, men. The people of Suffolk need our help, and it\'s our responsibility to give it to them. Next Wednesday, the local firefighters are going on strike about their pension entitlements.\r\n\r\n<strong>CORP. JONES:</strong> Don\'t panic! Don\'t panic!\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Oh, do be quiet, Jones.\r\n\r\n<strong>CORP. JONES:</strong> I\'m sorry, Captain Mainwaring. But fires are very dangerous things, you know. Those thatched Suffolk cottages just don\'t like it up \'em.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Yes, all right, Jones. But we\'re a highly-trained fighting force. We\'re more than a match for the Germans, so we\'ll be professional about this as well.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Excuse me, sir.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> What is it now, Wilson?\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Well it\'s only that I was wondering who will be driving the fire engine for us?\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Good question, Wilson, but one I was about to address, if only you\'d give me a moment. Private Pike..\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. PIKE:</strong> Oh, thank you Mr Mainwaring. I\'ve always wanted to...\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> It won\'t be you. You can\'t even drive yet. Stupid boy!\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. PIKE:</strong> But Uncle Arthur said I could have a go. My mum will be very cross...\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Be quiet, Pike. I believe Private Walker is the right man for the job. Private Walker?\r\n\r\n<em>Private Walker is not on parade, but suddenly steps out from the firefighters\' changing rooms.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. WALKER:</strong> \'Ere, anyone want to buy a watch?\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> What? Get a grip, Walker. These are desperate times. We need to be drilled in answering emergency calls. This is no time for your questionable enterprise.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Actually, Mr Walker, that silver one looks rather appealing. I wonder how much you....\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Wilson! Remember where you are. Do I have to do everything myself? Walker, put the watches back in the firefighters\' lockers, and get into the fire engine driving seat.\r\n\r\n<em>Private Walker climbs aboard the fire engine, but struggles to start it.</em>\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.161616% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3139558?et=Yk0514rJRHVM8Dnxgm2dGw&sig=uS84Z5kvYn9_h1C1G92RYzxKdatPRsiHJj0c0DNRMps=" width="445" height="294" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3139558" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. GODFREY:</strong> Excuse me, Captain Mainwaring...\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Yes, what is it, Godfrey?\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. GODFREY:</strong> Well it\'s just that my sister Dolly made some exceptional upside-down cakes and I thought it would be a jolly nice idea if we offered some to the nice firemen?\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Don\'t be ridiculous, man. It\'s their fault we\'re here in the first place. Leave those cakes in my car and I\'ll deal with them later. Now, Walker, give the engine another go.\r\n\r\n<em>Private Walker manages to start the fire engine... and it immediately lurches foward and smashes into Captain Mainwaring\'s car. The platoon falls about laughing.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Silence! Walker you fool. Look what you\'ve done.\r\n\r\n<em>Just then the emergency siren goes off in the fire station. It\'s a 999 call about a house fire in Ipswich.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. FRAZER:</strong> We\'re all doomed. Aye, we\'ve crashed the fire engine and Ipswich on fire. We\'re doomed, I tell ya.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Nonsense, Frazer. They\'ll just have to get the real army in to help.\r\n\r\n<strong>CORP. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1176, 1, '2015-07-21 07:12:04', '2015-07-21 07:12:04', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Pea Farmers Association has created an advertising campaign based on one of John Lennon\'s greatest hits.\r\n\r\nGive Peace a Chance has sold millions since 1969, but now it will be changed to Give Peas a Chance in a bid to boost sales of the tasty green vegetable.\r\n\r\nAssociation chairman Derek Pod, who farms near Hollesley, said: "John Lennon was known to be a great eater of peas from his early days with The Beatles.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve taken one of his best songs and adapted it to encourage more people to do the same.\r\n\r\n"Now \'All we are saying, give peas a chance\', a very catchy jingle, will feature on television and radio adverts from September."\r\n\r\nThe £5 million advertising campaign has special blessing from the Lennon family, who are keen to promote healthy eating. Lennon was shot dead in New York in 1980.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/92716049?et=DjVYwroFRW1JNGoh5fcr4g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8BrlusY89tRD6YwamW4oC_jSjRzJ2qO_K1EGgJUiACQ=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/92716049" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Lennon promotes healthy food</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has come up with some other Beatles and Lennon hits that Suffolk farmers could use to promote their crops:\r\n\r\n- Hay Tripper\r\n\r\n- Eight Days a Leek\r\n\r\n- I Should Have Known Butter\r\n\r\n- While My Guitar Gently Sheeps\r\n\r\n- Twist and Sprout\r\n\r\n- Let it Bean\r\n\r\n- Lucy in the Sty with Diamonds\r\n\r\n- Hay Jude\r\n\r\n<i>Got any more? Email beatlesfarmsongs@suffolkgazette.com</i>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'John Lennon to give peas a chance', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'give-peas-a-chance', '', '', '2016-02-16 17:59:58', '2016-02-16 17:59:58', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1176', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1178, 1, '2015-07-21 07:11:53', '2015-07-21 07:11:53', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Pea Farmers Association has created an advertising campaign based on one of John Lennon\'s greatest hits.\r\n\r\nGive Peace a Chance has sold millions since 1969, but now it will be changed to Give Peas a Chance in a bid to boost sales of the tasty green vegetable.\r\n\r\nAssociation chairman Derek Pod, who farms near Hollesley, said: "John Lennon was known to be a great eater of peas from his early days with The Beatles.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve taken one of his best songs and adapted it to encourage more people to do the same.\r\n\r\n"Now \'All we are saying, give peas a chance\', a very catchy jingle, will feature on television and radio adverts from September."\r\n\r\nThe £5 million advertising campaign has special blessing from the Lennon family, who are keen to promote healthy eating. Lennon was shot dead in New York in 1980.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/92716049?et=DjVYwroFRW1JNGoh5fcr4g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8BrlusY89tRD6YwamW4oC_jSjRzJ2qO_K1EGgJUiACQ=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/92716049" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Lennon promotes healthy food</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has come up with some other Beatles and Lennon hits that Suffolk farmers could use to promote their crops:\r\n\r\n	<li>Hay Tripper\r\nEight Days a Leek\r\nI Should Have Known Butter\r\nWhile My Guitar Gently Sheeps\r\nLet it Bean\r\nLucy in the Sty with Diamonds\r\nHay Jude</li>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'John Lennon to give peas a chance', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1176-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-21 07:11:53', '2015-07-21 07:11:53', '', 1176, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1176-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1179, 1, '2015-07-21 07:15:12', '2015-07-21 07:15:12', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Ivor Traktor\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\n\nThe Suffolk Pea Farmers Association has created an advertising campaign based on one of John Lennon\'s greatest hits.\n\nGive Peace a Chance has sold millions since 1969, but now it will be changed to Give Peas a Chance in a bid to boost sales of the tasty green vegetable.\n\nAssociation chairman Derek Pod, who farms near Hollesley, said: "John Lennon was known to be a great eater of peas from his early days with The Beatles.\n\n"We\'ve taken one of his best songs and adapted it to encourage more people to do the same.\n\n"Now \'All we are saying, give peas a chance\', a very catchy jingle, will feature on television and radio adverts from September."\n\nThe £5 million advertising campaign has special blessing from the Lennon family, who are keen to promote healthy eating. Lennon was shot dead in New York in 1980.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/92716049?et=DjVYwroFRW1JNGoh5fcr4g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8BrlusY89tRD6YwamW4oC_jSjRzJ2qO_K1EGgJUiACQ=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/92716049" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Lennon promotes healthy food</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette has come up with some other Beatles and Lennon hits that Suffolk farmers could use to promote their crops:\n\n- Hay Tripper\n\n- Eight Days a Leek\n\n- I Should Have Known Butter\n\n- While My Guitar Gently Sheeps\n\n- Let it Bean\n\n- Lucy in the Sty with Diamonds\n\n- Hay Jude\n\nGot any more? Email beatlesfarmsongs@suffolkg\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'John Lennon to give peas a chance', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1176-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-07-21 07:15:12', '2015-07-21 07:15:12', '', 1176, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1176-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1180, 1, '2015-07-21 07:15:28', '2015-07-21 07:15:28', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Pea Farmers Association has created an advertising campaign based on one of John Lennon\'s greatest hits.\r\n\r\nGive Peace a Chance has sold millions since 1969, but now it will be changed to Give Peas a Chance in a bid to boost sales of the tasty green vegetable.\r\n\r\nAssociation chairman Derek Pod, who farms near Hollesley, said: "John Lennon was known to be a great eater of peas from his early days with The Beatles.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve taken one of his best songs and adapted it to encourage more people to do the same.\r\n\r\n"Now \'All we are saying, give peas a chance\', a very catchy jingle, will feature on television and radio adverts from September."\r\n\r\nThe £5 million advertising campaign has special blessing from the Lennon family, who are keen to promote healthy eating. Lennon was shot dead in New York in 1980.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/92716049?et=DjVYwroFRW1JNGoh5fcr4g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8BrlusY89tRD6YwamW4oC_jSjRzJ2qO_K1EGgJUiACQ=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/92716049" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Lennon promotes healthy food</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has come up with some other Beatles and Lennon hits that Suffolk farmers could use to promote their crops:\r\n\r\n- Hay Tripper\r\n\r\n- Eight Days a Leek\r\n\r\n- I Should Have Known Butter\r\n\r\n- While My Guitar Gently Sheeps\r\n\r\n- Let it Bean\r\n\r\n- Lucy in the Sty with Diamonds\r\n\r\n- Hay Jude\r\n\r\n<i>Got any more? Email beatlesfarmsongs@suffolkgazette.com</i>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'John Lennon to give peas a chance', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1176-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-21 07:15:28', '2015-07-21 07:15:28', '', 1176, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1176-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1182, 1, '2015-07-24 12:09:32', '2015-07-24 12:09:32', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Pea Farmers Association has created an advertising campaign based on one of John Lennon\'s greatest hits.\r\n\r\nGive Peace a Chance has sold millions since 1969, but now it will be changed to Give Peas a Chance in a bid to boost sales of the tasty green vegetable.\r\n\r\nAssociation chairman Derek Pod, who farms near Hollesley, said: "John Lennon was known to be a great eater of peas from his early days with The Beatles.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve taken one of his best songs and adapted it to encourage more people to do the same.\r\n\r\n"Now \'All we are saying, give peas a chance\', a very catchy jingle, will feature on television and radio adverts from September."\r\n\r\nThe £5 million advertising campaign has special blessing from the Lennon family, who are keen to promote healthy eating. Lennon was shot dead in New York in 1980.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/92716049?et=DjVYwroFRW1JNGoh5fcr4g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8BrlusY89tRD6YwamW4oC_jSjRzJ2qO_K1EGgJUiACQ=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/92716049" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Lennon promotes healthy food</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has come up with some other Beatles and Lennon hits that Suffolk farmers could use to promote their crops:\r\n\r\n- Hay Tripper\r\n\r\n- Eight Days a Leek\r\n\r\n- I Should Have Known Butter\r\n\r\n- While My Guitar Gently Sheeps\r\n\r\n- Twist and Sprout\r\n\r\n- Let it Bean\r\n\r\n- Lucy in the Sty with Diamonds\r\n\r\n- Hay Jude\r\n\r\n<i>Got any more? Email beatlesfarmsongs@suffolkgazette.com</i>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'John Lennon to give peas a chance', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1176-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-24 12:09:32', '2015-07-24 12:09:32', '', 1176, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1176-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1183, 1, '2015-07-24 12:41:38', '2015-07-24 12:41:38', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Hans Up\r\nGermany Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread anger in Germany last night as footage emerged of a young Adolf Hitler giving a British Royal wave.\r\n\r\nThe photo, from the Nazi archive and shot in 1933, shows the much-loved German leader giving a greeting made infamous by the evil Royal family and despised the whole world over.\r\n\r\nPublished by our sister paper the Frankfurter Gazette, the photo was printed not to cause a sensation or embarrass Mr Hitler (or help circulation figures), but to educate readers about events in the 1930s which shaped the British dynasty for years to come.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg" alt="adolf hitler waving" width="300" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1184" /></a><center><i>Hitler: Heil live to regret this</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photo was part of a private collection possibly filmed by Hitler\'s father, Colin. Historians are now trying to put it into context, but they believe the Iron Chancellor was practising for a meeting with British Royal household fixers at a time when he thought links with the Royals could help his European plans.\r\n\r\nLittle did we know at the time that these plans unfortunately included invading Britain.\r\n\r\nHowever, people in Germany were furious about the photo. One reader, Felix Stowe, a dock worker from Hamburg, said: "It is just an innocent photograph taken in a private family setting. How anyone can suggest this means Herr Hitler was a fan of the British Royal Family is beyond me."\r\n\r\nPublication of the photograph comes days after 1930s footage in The Sun revealed our young Queen giving the Nazi salute with her mother and sister.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi-300x169.jpg" alt="queen-nazi" width="300" height="169" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1190" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nFor our other great German-related story, see <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/" target="_blank">German World War Two soldier found alive and well in Suffolk forest</a>.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>', 'Fury over young Hitler Royal wave', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'hitler-royal-wave', '', '', '2016-02-16 17:59:23', '2016-02-16 17:59:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1183', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1186, 1, '2015-07-24 12:39:40', '2015-07-24 12:39:40', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Hans Upp\r\nGermany Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread anger in Germany last night as footage emerged of a young Adolf Hitler giving a British Royal wave.\r\n\r\nThe photo, from the Nazi archive and shot in 1933, shows the much-loved German leader giving a greeting made infamous by the evil Royal family and despised the whole world over.\r\n\r\nPublished by our sister paper the Frankfurter Gazette, the photo was printed not to cause a sensation or embarrass Mr Hitler (or help circulation figures), but to educate readers about events in the 1930s which shaped the British dynasty for years to come.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg" alt="adolf hitler waving" width="300" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1184" /></a><center><i>Hitler: Heil live to regret this</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photo was part of a private collection possibly filmed by Hitler\'s father, Colin. Historians are now trying to put it into context, but they believe the Iron Chancellor was practising for a meeting with British Royal household fixers at a time when Hitler thought links with the Royals could help his European plans.\r\n\r\nLittle did we know at the time that these plans unfortunately included invading Britain.\r\n\r\nHowever, people in Germany were furious about the photo. One reader, Felix Stowe, a dock worker from Hamburg, said: "It is just an innocent photograph taken in a private family setting. How anyone can suggest this means Herr Hitler was a fan of the British Royal Family is beyond me."\r\n\r\nPublication of the photograph comes days after 1930s footage revealed our young Queen giving the Nazi salute with her mother and sister.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'German anger at young Hitler Royal wave', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1183-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-24 12:39:40', '2015-07-24 12:39:40', '', 1183, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1183-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1187, 1, '2015-07-24 12:40:44', '2015-07-24 12:40:44', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Hans Upp\r\nGermany Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread anger in Germany last night as footage emerged of a young Adolf Hitler giving a British Royal wave.\r\n\r\nThe photo, from the Nazi archive and shot in 1933, shows the much-loved German leader giving a greeting made infamous by the evil Royal family and despised the whole world over.\r\n\r\nPublished by our sister paper the Frankfurter Gazette, the photo was printed not to cause a sensation or embarrass Mr Hitler (or help circulation figures), but to educate readers about events in the 1930s which shaped the British dynasty for years to come.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg" alt="adolf hitler waving" width="300" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1184" /></a><center><i>Hitler: Heil live to regret this</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photo was part of a private collection possibly filmed by Hitler\'s father, Colin. Historians are now trying to put it into context, but they believe the Iron Chancellor was practising for a meeting with British Royal household fixers at a time when Hitler thought links with the Royals could help his European plans.\r\n\r\nLittle did we know at the time that these plans unfortunately included invading Britain.\r\n\r\nHowever, people in Germany were furious about the photo. One reader, Felix Stowe, a dock worker from Hamburg, said: "It is just an innocent photograph taken in a private family setting. How anyone can suggest this means Herr Hitler was a fan of the British Royal Family is beyond me."\r\n\r\nPublication of the photograph comes days after 1930s footage revealed our young Queen giving the Nazi salute with her mother and sister.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Fury over young Hitler Royal wave', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1183-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-24 12:40:44', '2015-07-24 12:40:44', '', 1183, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1183-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1188, 1, '2015-07-24 13:21:10', '2015-07-24 13:21:10', '<b>World Exclusive\nBy Hans Up\nGermany Correspondent</b>\n\nThere was widespread anger in Germany last night as footage emerged of a young Adolf Hitler giving a British Royal wave.\n\nThe photo, from the Nazi archive and shot in 1933, shows the much-loved German leader giving a greeting made infamous by the evil Royal family and despised the whole world over.\n\nPublished by our sister paper the Frankfurter Gazette, the photo was printed not to cause a sensation or embarrass Mr Hitler (or help circulation figures), but to educate readers about events in the 1930s which shaped the British dynasty for years to come.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg" alt="adolf hitler waving" width="300" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1184" /></a><center><i>Hitler: Heil live to regret this</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe photo was part of a private collection possibly filmed by Hitler\'s father, Colin. Historians are now trying to put it into context, but they believe the Iron Chancellor was practising for a meeting with British Royal household fixers at a time when he thought links with the Royals could help his European plans.\n\nLittle did we know at the time that these plans unfortunately included invading Britain.\n\nHowever, people in Germany were furious about the photo. One reader, Felix Stowe, a dock worker from Hamburg, said: "It is just an innocent photograph taken in a private family setting. How anyone can suggest this means Herr Hitler was a fan of the British Royal Family is beyond me."\n\nPublication of the photograph comes days after 1930s footage in The Sun revealed our young Queen giving the Nazi salute with her mother and sister.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi-300x169.jpg" alt="queen-nazi" width="300" height="169" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1190" /></a><br><br>\n\nFor our other great German-related story\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Fury over young Hitler Royal wave', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1183-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-07-24 13:21:10', '2015-07-24 13:21:10', '', 1183, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1183-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1189, 1, '2015-07-24 12:43:42', '2015-07-24 12:43:42', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Hans Upp\r\nGermany Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread anger in Germany last night as footage emerged of a young Adolf Hitler giving a British Royal wave.\r\n\r\nThe photo, from the Nazi archive and shot in 1933, shows the much-loved German leader giving a greeting made infamous by the evil Royal family and despised the whole world over.\r\n\r\nPublished by our sister paper the Frankfurter Gazette, the photo was printed not to cause a sensation or embarrass Mr Hitler (or help circulation figures), but to educate readers about events in the 1930s which shaped the British dynasty for years to come.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg" alt="adolf hitler waving" width="300" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1184" /></a><center><i>Hitler: Heil live to regret this</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photo was part of a private collection possibly filmed by Hitler\'s father, Colin. Historians are now trying to put it into context, but they believe the Iron Chancellor was practising for a meeting with British Royal household fixers at a time when he thought links with the Royals could help his European plans.\r\n\r\nLittle did we know at the time that these plans unfortunately included invading Britain.\r\n\r\nHowever, people in Germany were furious about the photo. One reader, Felix Stowe, a dock worker from Hamburg, said: "It is just an innocent photograph taken in a private family setting. How anyone can suggest this means Herr Hitler was a fan of the British Royal Family is beyond me."\r\n\r\nPublication of the photograph comes days after 1930s footage revealed our young Queen giving the Nazi salute with her mother and sister.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Fury over young Hitler Royal wave', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1183-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-24 12:43:42', '2015-07-24 12:43:42', '', 1183, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1183-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1191, 1, '2015-07-24 12:50:08', '2015-07-24 12:50:08', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Hans Upp\r\nGermany Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread anger in Germany last night as footage emerged of a young Adolf Hitler giving a British Royal wave.\r\n\r\nThe photo, from the Nazi archive and shot in 1933, shows the much-loved German leader giving a greeting made infamous by the evil Royal family and despised the whole world over.\r\n\r\nPublished by our sister paper the Frankfurter Gazette, the photo was printed not to cause a sensation or embarrass Mr Hitler (or help circulation figures), but to educate readers about events in the 1930s which shaped the British dynasty for years to come.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg" alt="adolf hitler waving" width="300" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1184" /></a><center><i>Hitler: Heil live to regret this</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photo was part of a private collection possibly filmed by Hitler\'s father, Colin. Historians are now trying to put it into context, but they believe the Iron Chancellor was practising for a meeting with British Royal household fixers at a time when he thought links with the Royals could help his European plans.\r\n\r\nLittle did we know at the time that these plans unfortunately included invading Britain.\r\n\r\nHowever, people in Germany were furious about the photo. One reader, Felix Stowe, a dock worker from Hamburg, said: "It is just an innocent photograph taken in a private family setting. How anyone can suggest this means Herr Hitler was a fan of the British Royal Family is beyond me."\r\n\r\nPublication of the photograph comes days after 1930s footage in The Sun revealed our young Queen giving the Nazi salute with her mother and sister.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi-300x169.jpg" alt="queen-nazi" width="300" height="169" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1190" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Fury over young Hitler Royal wave', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1183-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-24 12:50:08', '2015-07-24 12:50:08', '', 1183, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1183-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1192, 1, '2015-07-24 13:19:57', '2015-07-24 13:19:57', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Hans Up\r\nGermany Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread anger in Germany last night as footage emerged of a young Adolf Hitler giving a British Royal wave.\r\n\r\nThe photo, from the Nazi archive and shot in 1933, shows the much-loved German leader giving a greeting made infamous by the evil Royal family and despised the whole world over.\r\n\r\nPublished by our sister paper the Frankfurter Gazette, the photo was printed not to cause a sensation or embarrass Mr Hitler (or help circulation figures), but to educate readers about events in the 1930s which shaped the British dynasty for years to come.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg" alt="adolf hitler waving" width="300" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1184" /></a><center><i>Hitler: Heil live to regret this</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photo was part of a private collection possibly filmed by Hitler\'s father, Colin. Historians are now trying to put it into context, but they believe the Iron Chancellor was practising for a meeting with British Royal household fixers at a time when he thought links with the Royals could help his European plans.\r\n\r\nLittle did we know at the time that these plans unfortunately included invading Britain.\r\n\r\nHowever, people in Germany were furious about the photo. One reader, Felix Stowe, a dock worker from Hamburg, said: "It is just an innocent photograph taken in a private family setting. How anyone can suggest this means Herr Hitler was a fan of the British Royal Family is beyond me."\r\n\r\nPublication of the photograph comes days after 1930s footage in The Sun revealed our young Queen giving the Nazi salute with her mother and sister.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi-300x169.jpg" alt="queen-nazi" width="300" height="169" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1190" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Fury over young Hitler Royal wave', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1183-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-24 13:19:57', '2015-07-24 13:19:57', '', 1183, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1183-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1193, 1, '2015-07-24 13:21:52', '2015-07-24 13:21:52', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Hans Up\r\nGermany Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread anger in Germany last night as footage emerged of a young Adolf Hitler giving a British Royal wave.\r\n\r\nThe photo, from the Nazi archive and shot in 1933, shows the much-loved German leader giving a greeting made infamous by the evil Royal family and despised the whole world over.\r\n\r\nPublished by our sister paper the Frankfurter Gazette, the photo was printed not to cause a sensation or embarrass Mr Hitler (or help circulation figures), but to educate readers about events in the 1930s which shaped the British dynasty for years to come.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitler-royal-wave.jpg" alt="adolf hitler waving" width="300" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1184" /></a><center><i>Hitler: Heil live to regret this</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photo was part of a private collection possibly filmed by Hitler\'s father, Colin. Historians are now trying to put it into context, but they believe the Iron Chancellor was practising for a meeting with British Royal household fixers at a time when he thought links with the Royals could help his European plans.\r\n\r\nLittle did we know at the time that these plans unfortunately included invading Britain.\r\n\r\nHowever, people in Germany were furious about the photo. One reader, Felix Stowe, a dock worker from Hamburg, said: "It is just an innocent photograph taken in a private family setting. How anyone can suggest this means Herr Hitler was a fan of the British Royal Family is beyond me."\r\n\r\nPublication of the photograph comes days after 1930s footage in The Sun revealed our young Queen giving the Nazi salute with her mother and sister.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/queen-nazi-300x169.jpg" alt="queen-nazi" width="300" height="169" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1190" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nFor our other great German-related story, see <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/" target="_blank">German World War Two soldier found alive and well in Suffolk forest</a>.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Fury over young Hitler Royal wave', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1183-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-24 13:21:52', '2015-07-24 13:21:52', '', 1183, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1183-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1194, 1, '2015-07-25 08:59:13', '2015-07-25 08:59:13', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThere are growing fears that today\'s football World Cup draw in Russia could be fixed after the Suffolk Gazette obtained a suspicious photograph of the rehearsal.\r\n\r\nOur exclusive photo clearly shows outgoing FIFA President Sepp Blatter obtaining a sum of cash from an envelope just moments after meeting president Vladimir Putin in St Petersburg.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw-e1437815978746.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw-e1437815978746.jpg" alt="blatter-world-cup-draw" width="480" height="304" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1195" /></a><center><i>Sepp Blatter pulls a surprise in the draw</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEnglish FA officials believe FIFA, which is facing widespread corruption allegations, could "accidentally" create an easy qualifying campaign for the Ukraine to help swing support there for their aggressive Russian neighbours.\r\n\r\nInsiders reveal Putin\'s aids have "suggested" to Blatter that Ukraine might like to face the Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Tonga, Luxemburg and San Marino in the vital qualifying stages of the World Cup, which will be hosted by Russia in three years (after an entirely fair bidding process with FIFA).\r\n\r\nA source at FIFA said: "Poor sold Sepp got his envelopes mixed up during the rehearsal - it was all a bit embarrassing.\r\n\r\n"There are suggestions Russia wants to give Ukraine a helping hand to boost Putin\'s popularity there, but I\'m sure everything will be done properly."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suspicious photo raises fears of World Cup fix', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'world-cup-fix', '', '', '2015-09-02 10:47:05', '2015-09-02 10:47:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1194', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1196, 1, '2015-07-25 08:58:51', '2015-07-25 08:58:51', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThere are growing fears that today\'s football World Cup draw in Russia could be fixed after the Suffolk Gazette obtained a suspicious photograph of the rehearsal.\r\n\r\nOur exclusive photo clearly shows outgoing FIFA President Sepp Blatter obtaining a sum of cash from an envelope just moments after meeting president Vladimir Putin.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw-300x190.jpg" alt="blatter-world-cup-draw" width="300" height="190" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1195" /></a><center><i>Sepp Blatter pulls a surprise in the draw</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEnglish FA offocials believe FIFA, which is facing widespread corruption allegations, could "accidentally" create an easy qualifying campaign for the Ukraine to help swing support there for their aggressive Russian neighbours.\r\n\r\nInsiders reveal Putin\'s aids have "suggested" to Blatter that Ukraine might like to face the Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Tonga, Luxemburg and San Marino in the vital qualifying stages of the World Cup, which will be in Russia in three years.\r\n\r\nA source at FIFA said: "Poor sold Sepp got his envelopes mixed up during the rehearsal - it was all a bit embarrassing.\r\n\r\n"There are suggestions Russia wants to give Ukraine a step up to boost Putin\'s popularity there, but I\'m sure everything will be done properly."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Suspicious photo raises fears of World Cup fix', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1194-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-25 08:58:51', '2015-07-25 08:58:51', '', 1194, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1194-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1198, 1, '2015-07-25 09:01:03', '2015-07-25 09:01:03', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThere are growing fears that today\'s football World Cup draw in Russia could be fixed after the Suffolk Gazette obtained a suspicious photograph of the rehearsal.\r\n\r\nOur exclusive photo clearly shows outgoing FIFA President Sepp Blatter obtaining a sum of cash from an envelope just moments after meeting president Vladimir Putin in St Petersburg.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw-300x190.jpg" alt="blatter-world-cup-draw" width="300" height="190" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1195" /></a><center><i>Sepp Blatter pulls a surprise in the draw</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEnglish FA offocials believe FIFA, which is facing widespread corruption allegations, could "accidentally" create an easy qualifying campaign for the Ukraine to help swing support there for their aggressive Russian neighbours.\r\n\r\nInsiders reveal Putin\'s aids have "suggested" to Blatter that Ukraine might like to face the Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Tonga, Luxemburg and San Marino in the vital qualifying stages of the World Cup, which will be in Russia in three years.\r\n\r\nA source at FIFA said: "Poor sold Sepp got his envelopes mixed up during the rehearsal - it was all a bit embarrassing.\r\n\r\n"There are suggestions Russia wants to give Ukraine a helping hand to boost Putin\'s popularity there, but I\'m sure everything will be done properly."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Suspicious photo raises fears of World Cup fix', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1194-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-25 09:01:03', '2015-07-25 09:01:03', '', 1194, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1194-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1199, 1, '2015-07-25 09:20:50', '2015-07-25 09:20:50', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThere are growing fears that today\'s football World Cup draw in Russia could be fixed after the Suffolk Gazette obtained a suspicious photograph of the rehearsal.\r\n\r\nOur exclusive photo clearly shows outgoing FIFA President Sepp Blatter obtaining a sum of cash from an envelope just moments after meeting president Vladimir Putin in St Petersburg.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw-e1437815978746.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw-e1437815978746.jpg" alt="blatter-world-cup-draw" width="480" height="304" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1195" /></a><center><i>Sepp Blatter pulls a surprise in the draw</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEnglish FA offocials believe FIFA, which is facing widespread corruption allegations, could "accidentally" create an easy qualifying campaign for the Ukraine to help swing support there for their aggressive Russian neighbours.\r\n\r\nInsiders reveal Putin\'s aids have "suggested" to Blatter that Ukraine might like to face the Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Tonga, Luxemburg and San Marino in the vital qualifying stages of the World Cup, which will be in Russia in three years.\r\n\r\nA source at FIFA said: "Poor sold Sepp got his envelopes mixed up during the rehearsal - it was all a bit embarrassing.\r\n\r\n"There are suggestions Russia wants to give Ukraine a helping hand to boost Putin\'s popularity there, but I\'m sure everything will be done properly."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Suspicious photo raises fears of World Cup fix', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1194-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-25 09:20:50', '2015-07-25 09:20:50', '', 1194, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1194-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1200, 1, '2015-07-25 09:45:28', '2015-07-25 09:45:28', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThere are growing fears that today\'s football World Cup draw in Russia could be fixed after the Suffolk Gazette obtained a suspicious photograph of the rehearsal.\r\n\r\nOur exclusive photo clearly shows outgoing FIFA President Sepp Blatter obtaining a sum of cash from an envelope just moments after meeting president Vladimir Putin in St Petersburg.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw-e1437815978746.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blatter-world-cup-draw-e1437815978746.jpg" alt="blatter-world-cup-draw" width="480" height="304" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1195" /></a><center><i>Sepp Blatter pulls a surprise in the draw</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEnglish FA officials believe FIFA, which is facing widespread corruption allegations, could "accidentally" create an easy qualifying campaign for the Ukraine to help swing support there for their aggressive Russian neighbours.\r\n\r\nInsiders reveal Putin\'s aids have "suggested" to Blatter that Ukraine might like to face the Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Tonga, Luxemburg and San Marino in the vital qualifying stages of the World Cup, which will be hosted by Russia in three years (after an entirely fair bidding process with FIFA).\r\n\r\nA source at FIFA said: "Poor sold Sepp got his envelopes mixed up during the rehearsal - it was all a bit embarrassing.\r\n\r\n"There are suggestions Russia wants to give Ukraine a helping hand to boost Putin\'s popularity there, but I\'m sure everything will be done properly."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Suspicious photo raises fears of World Cup fix', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1194-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-25 09:45:28', '2015-07-25 09:45:28', '', 1194, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1194-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1201, 1, '2015-07-27 12:50:13', '2015-07-27 12:50:13', 'Ipswich Town legend John Wark is to be the unlikely new face of the five pound note.\r\n\r\nThe free-scoring midfielder\'s trademark moustache is seen as impossible to copy and so ideal for use on a banknote.\r\n\r\nBank of England officials had wanted to introduce Winston Churchill to the fiver, but the Serious Fraud Office objected to the design, believing it was easy to counterfeit.\r\n\r\nA leaked report from the SFO claimed Churchill’s face was “too simple” and the note could be forged “by an eight year old with a biro, and not even a particularly clever eight year old”.\r\n\r\nAttention turned to Wark, who also played for Scotland and Liverpool, because his facial hair was impossible to copy. A petition was then backed by the SFO.\r\n  \r\nWark, 57, was born in Glasgow, but moved to Suffolk when he decided he wanted to achieve something. He won the FA Cup with Ipswich in 1978 and was then part of the 1981 Ipswich Town UEFA Cup-winning side which has been commemorated on the staff uniforms at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/las-vegas-casino/" target="_blank">Las Vegas’ new Suffolk-themed casino</a>.\r\n\r\nHe is also a big screen legend, having played a leading role in the epic World War Two film Escape to Victory.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.579125% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79042958?et=FIsaqlMRS5trlgHNEoFkMw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=IK-Ept7VUV5BxW2YJZ7AMBhq62b9oC_0H06FuuqEPds=" width="594" height="443" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79042958" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Wark celebrates another goal as Mick Mills falls over behind him</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe choice of Wark to replace prison reformer Elizabeth Fry highlights the Bank of England’s move towards more recognisable figures on banknotes.\r\n\r\nIn a Suffolk Gazette survey, 82% said they could not name Fry when shown a five pound note, even when it was pointed out that her name is signed underneath her picture.\r\n \r\nReaction to the news was positive. “I think John Wark does deserve it more than Churchill,” said Michael Farrant, an electrician from Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n“Britain had won lots of wars before Churchill came along, but Ipswich had never won the UEFA Cup until John Wark showed up.”\r\n\r\nBut lifelong Town fan Jane Pryor was less impressed, calling the five pound note plans “too little, too late” and “derisory”.  \r\n\r\n“I think he deserves to be on a higher denomination,” said Pryor.  \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Face of John Wark to appear on five pound note', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'john-wark-face-banknote', '', '', '2016-02-16 17:58:47', '2016-02-16 17:58:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1201', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1205, 1, '2015-07-27 12:40:49', '2015-07-27 12:40:49', '\r\nIpswich Town legend John Wark is to be the unlikely new face of the five pound note.\r\n\r\nAlthough not yet confirmed by the Bank of England, the Suffolk Gazette understands the plans are at an advanced stage.\r\n \r\nOfficials had planned to introduce Winston Churchill to the fiver, but the Serious Fraud Office objected to the design, believing it was easy to counterfeit.\r\n\r\nA leaked report from the SFO claimed Churchill’s face was “too simple” and the note could be forged “by an eight year old with a biro, and not even a particularly clever eight year old”.\r\n\r\nThe overwhelming campaign for Wark to become the face of the fiver was brought to life by a petition, which contained more than twelve signatures, several of which are thought to be genuine.\r\n\r\nThe campaign was backed by the SFO, which believed counterfeiters will be unable to reproduce Wark’s trademark moustache.\r\n  \r\nWark, 57, was born in Glasgow, but moved to Suffolk when he decided he wanted to achieve something. He won the FA Cup with Ipswich and was then part of the 1981 Ipswich Town UEFA Cup-winning side who have been commemorated in the staff uniforms at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/las-vegas-casino/" target="_blank">Las Vegas’ new Suffolk-themed casino</a>.\r\n\r\nHe is also a big screen legend, having played a leading role in the epic World War Two film Escape to Victory.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.579125% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79042958?et=FIsaqlMRS5trlgHNEoFkMw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=IK-Ept7VUV5BxW2YJZ7AMBhq62b9oC_0H06FuuqEPds=" width="594" height="443" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79042958" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Wark celebrates another goal for Ipswich as Mick Mills falls over behind him</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe choice of Wark to replace prison reformer Elizabeth Fry highlights the Bank of England’s move towards more recognisable figures on banknotes. In a Suffolk Gazette survey, 82% said they could not name Fry when shown a five pound note, even when it was pointed out that her name is signed underneath her picture.\r\n \r\nReaction to the news was positive. “I think John Wark does deserve it more than Churchill,” said Michael Farrant, an electrician from Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n“Britain had won lots of wars before Churchill came along, but Ipswich had never won the UEFA Cup until John Wark showed up.”\r\n\r\nBut lifelong Town fan Jane Pryor was less impressed, calling the five pound note plans “too little, too late” and “derisory”.  \r\n\r\n“I think he deserves to be on a higher denomination,” said Pryor.  \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'John Wark’s face to appear on five pound note', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1201-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-27 12:40:49', '2015-07-27 12:40:49', '', 1201, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1201-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1206, 1, '2015-07-27 12:48:30', '2015-07-27 12:48:30', 'Ipswich Town legend John Wark is to be the unlikely new face of the five pound note.\r\n\r\nThe free-scoring midfielder\'s trademark moustache is seen as impossible to copy and so ideal for use on a banknote.\r\n\r\nBank of England officials had wanted to introduce Winston Churchill to the fiver, but the Serious Fraud Office objected to the design, believing it was easy to counterfeit.\r\n\r\nA leaked report from the SFO claimed Churchill’s face was “too simple” and the note could be forged “by an eight year old with a biro, and not even a particularly clever eight year old”.\r\n\r\nAttention turned to Wark, who also played for Scotland and Liverpool, because his facial hair was impossible to copy. A petition was then backed by the SFO.\r\n  \r\nWark, 57, was born in Glasgow, but moved to Suffolk when he decided he wanted to achieve something. He won the FA Cup with Ipswich in 1978 and was then part of the 1981 Ipswich Town UEFA Cup-winning side which has been commemorated on the staff uniforms at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/las-vegas-casino/" target="_blank">Las Vegas’ new Suffolk-themed casino</a>.\r\n\r\nHe is also a big screen legend, having played a leading role in the epic World War Two film Escape to Victory.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.579125% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79042958?et=FIsaqlMRS5trlgHNEoFkMw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=IK-Ept7VUV5BxW2YJZ7AMBhq62b9oC_0H06FuuqEPds=" width="594" height="443" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79042958" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Wark celebrates another goal for Ipswich as Mick Mills falls over behind him</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe choice of Wark to replace prison reformer Elizabeth Fry highlights the Bank of England’s move towards more recognisable figures on banknotes. In a Suffolk Gazette survey, 82% said they could not name Fry when shown a five pound note, even when it was pointed out that her name is signed underneath her picture.\r\n \r\nReaction to the news was positive. “I think John Wark does deserve it more than Churchill,” said Michael Farrant, an electrician from Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n“Britain had won lots of wars before Churchill came along, but Ipswich had never won the UEFA Cup until John Wark showed up.”\r\n\r\nBut lifelong Town fan Jane Pryor was less impressed, calling the five pound note plans “too little, too late” and “derisory”.  \r\n\r\n“I think he deserves to be on a higher denomination,” said Pryor.  \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'John Wark’s face to appear on five pound note', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1201-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-27 12:48:30', '2015-07-27 12:48:30', '', 1201, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1201-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1207, 1, '2015-07-27 12:49:15', '2015-07-27 12:49:15', 'Ipswich Town legend John Wark is to be the unlikely new face of the five pound note.\r\n\r\nThe free-scoring midfielder\'s trademark moustache is seen as impossible to copy and so ideal for use on a banknote.\r\n\r\nBank of England officials had wanted to introduce Winston Churchill to the fiver, but the Serious Fraud Office objected to the design, believing it was easy to counterfeit.\r\n\r\nA leaked report from the SFO claimed Churchill’s face was “too simple” and the note could be forged “by an eight year old with a biro, and not even a particularly clever eight year old”.\r\n\r\nAttention turned to Wark, who also played for Scotland and Liverpool, because his facial hair was impossible to copy. A petition was then backed by the SFO.\r\n  \r\nWark, 57, was born in Glasgow, but moved to Suffolk when he decided he wanted to achieve something. He won the FA Cup with Ipswich in 1978 and was then part of the 1981 Ipswich Town UEFA Cup-winning side which has been commemorated on the staff uniforms at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/las-vegas-casino/" target="_blank">Las Vegas’ new Suffolk-themed casino</a>.\r\n\r\nHe is also a big screen legend, having played a leading role in the epic World War Two film Escape to Victory.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.579125% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79042958?et=FIsaqlMRS5trlgHNEoFkMw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=IK-Ept7VUV5BxW2YJZ7AMBhq62b9oC_0H06FuuqEPds=" width="594" height="443" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79042958" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Wark celebrates another goal for Ipswich as Mick Mills falls over behind him</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe choice of Wark to replace prison reformer Elizabeth Fry highlights the Bank of England’s move towards more recognisable figures on banknotes. In a Suffolk Gazette survey, 82% said they could not name Fry when shown a five pound note, even when it was pointed out that her name is signed underneath her picture.\r\n \r\nReaction to the news was positive. “I think John Wark does deserve it more than Churchill,” said Michael Farrant, an electrician from Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n“Britain had won lots of wars before Churchill came along, but Ipswich had never won the UEFA Cup until John Wark showed up.”\r\n\r\nBut lifelong Town fan Jane Pryor was less impressed, calling the five pound note plans “too little, too late” and “derisory”.  \r\n\r\n“I think he deserves to be on a higher denomination,” said Pryor.  \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Face of John Wark to appear on five pound note', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1201-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-27 12:49:15', '2015-07-27 12:49:15', '', 1201, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1201-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1208, 1, '2015-07-27 12:52:36', '2015-07-27 12:52:36', 'Ipswich Town legend John Wark is to be the unlikely new face of the five pound note.\r\n\r\nThe free-scoring midfielder\'s trademark moustache is seen as impossible to copy and so ideal for use on a banknote.\r\n\r\nBank of England officials had wanted to introduce Winston Churchill to the fiver, but the Serious Fraud Office objected to the design, believing it was easy to counterfeit.\r\n\r\nA leaked report from the SFO claimed Churchill’s face was “too simple” and the note could be forged “by an eight year old with a biro, and not even a particularly clever eight year old”.\r\n\r\nAttention turned to Wark, who also played for Scotland and Liverpool, because his facial hair was impossible to copy. A petition was then backed by the SFO.\r\n  \r\nWark, 57, was born in Glasgow, but moved to Suffolk when he decided he wanted to achieve something. He won the FA Cup with Ipswich in 1978 and was then part of the 1981 Ipswich Town UEFA Cup-winning side which has been commemorated on the staff uniforms at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/las-vegas-casino/" target="_blank">Las Vegas’ new Suffolk-themed casino</a>.\r\n\r\nHe is also a big screen legend, having played a leading role in the epic World War Two film Escape to Victory.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.579125% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79042958?et=FIsaqlMRS5trlgHNEoFkMw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=IK-Ept7VUV5BxW2YJZ7AMBhq62b9oC_0H06FuuqEPds=" width="594" height="443" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79042958" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Wark celebrates another goal as Mick Mills falls over behind him</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe choice of Wark to replace prison reformer Elizabeth Fry highlights the Bank of England’s move towards more recognisable figures on banknotes. In a Suffolk Gazette survey, 82% said they could not name Fry when shown a five pound note, even when it was pointed out that her name is signed underneath her picture.\r\n \r\nReaction to the news was positive. “I think John Wark does deserve it more than Churchill,” said Michael Farrant, an electrician from Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n“Britain had won lots of wars before Churchill came along, but Ipswich had never won the UEFA Cup until John Wark showed up.”\r\n\r\nBut lifelong Town fan Jane Pryor was less impressed, calling the five pound note plans “too little, too late” and “derisory”.  \r\n\r\n“I think he deserves to be on a higher denomination,” said Pryor.  \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Face of John Wark to appear on five pound note', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1201-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-27 12:52:36', '2015-07-27 12:52:36', '', 1201, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1201-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1209, 1, '2015-07-27 12:54:03', '2015-07-27 12:54:03', 'Ipswich Town legend John Wark is to be the unlikely new face of the five pound note.\n\nThe free-scoring midfielder\'s trademark moustache is seen as impossible to copy and so ideal for use on a banknote.\n\nBank of England officials had wanted to introduce Winston Churchill to the fiver, but the Serious Fraud Office objected to the design, believing it was easy to counterfeit.\n\nA leaked report from the SFO claimed Churchill’s face was “too simple” and the note could be forged “by an eight year old with a biro, and not even a particularly clever eight year old”.\n\nAttention turned to Wark, who also played for Scotland and Liverpool, because his facial hair was impossible to copy. A petition was then backed by the SFO.\n  \nWark, 57, was born in Glasgow, but moved to Suffolk when he decided he wanted to achieve something. He won the FA Cup with Ipswich in 1978 and was then part of the 1981 Ipswich Town UEFA Cup-winning side which has been commemorated on the staff uniforms at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/las-vegas-casino/" target="_blank">Las Vegas’ new Suffolk-themed casino</a>.\n\nHe is also a big screen legend, having played a leading role in the epic World War Two film Escape to Victory.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.579125% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79042958?et=FIsaqlMRS5trlgHNEoFkMw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=IK-Ept7VUV5BxW2YJZ7AMBhq62b9oC_0H06FuuqEPds=" width="594" height="443" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79042958" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Wark celebrates another goal as Mick Mills falls over behind him</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe choice of Wark to replace prison reformer Elizabeth Fry highlights the Bank of England’s move towards more recognisable figures on banknotes.\n\nIn a Suffolk Gazette survey, 82% said they could not name Fry when shown a five pound note, even when it was pointed out that her name is signed underneath her picture.\n \nReaction to the news was positive. “I think John Wark does deserve it more than Churchill,” said Michael Farrant, an electrician from Stowmarket.\n\n“Britain had won lots of wars before Churchill came along, but Ipswich had never won the UEFA Cup until John Wark showed up.”\n\nBut lifelong Town fan Jane Pryor was less impressed, calling the five pound note plans “too little, too late” and “derisory”.  \n\n“I think he deserves to be on a higher denomination,” said Pryor.  \n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Face of John Wark to appear on five pound note', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1201-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-07-27 12:54:03', '2015-07-27 12:54:03', '', 1201, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1201-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1210, 1, '2015-07-27 12:54:06', '2015-07-27 12:54:06', 'Ipswich Town legend John Wark is to be the unlikely new face of the five pound note.\r\n\r\nThe free-scoring midfielder\'s trademark moustache is seen as impossible to copy and so ideal for use on a banknote.\r\n\r\nBank of England officials had wanted to introduce Winston Churchill to the fiver, but the Serious Fraud Office objected to the design, believing it was easy to counterfeit.\r\n\r\nA leaked report from the SFO claimed Churchill’s face was “too simple” and the note could be forged “by an eight year old with a biro, and not even a particularly clever eight year old”.\r\n\r\nAttention turned to Wark, who also played for Scotland and Liverpool, because his facial hair was impossible to copy. A petition was then backed by the SFO.\r\n  \r\nWark, 57, was born in Glasgow, but moved to Suffolk when he decided he wanted to achieve something. He won the FA Cup with Ipswich in 1978 and was then part of the 1981 Ipswich Town UEFA Cup-winning side which has been commemorated on the staff uniforms at <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/las-vegas-casino/" target="_blank">Las Vegas’ new Suffolk-themed casino</a>.\r\n\r\nHe is also a big screen legend, having played a leading role in the epic World War Two film Escape to Victory.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.579125% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79042958?et=FIsaqlMRS5trlgHNEoFkMw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=IK-Ept7VUV5BxW2YJZ7AMBhq62b9oC_0H06FuuqEPds=" width="594" height="443" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79042958" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>John Wark celebrates another goal as Mick Mills falls over behind him</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe choice of Wark to replace prison reformer Elizabeth Fry highlights the Bank of England’s move towards more recognisable figures on banknotes.\r\n\r\nIn a Suffolk Gazette survey, 82% said they could not name Fry when shown a five pound note, even when it was pointed out that her name is signed underneath her picture.\r\n \r\nReaction to the news was positive. “I think John Wark does deserve it more than Churchill,” said Michael Farrant, an electrician from Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n“Britain had won lots of wars before Churchill came along, but Ipswich had never won the UEFA Cup until John Wark showed up.”\r\n\r\nBut lifelong Town fan Jane Pryor was less impressed, calling the five pound note plans “too little, too late” and “derisory”.  \r\n\r\n“I think he deserves to be on a higher denomination,” said Pryor.  \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Face of John Wark to appear on five pound note', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1201-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-27 12:54:06', '2015-07-27 12:54:06', '', 1201, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1201-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1212, 1, '2015-07-28 11:14:39', '2015-07-28 11:14:39', '<strong>By Peter Grimes\r\nAldeburgh Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1218" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'aldeburgh-seagulls', '', '', '2017-08-07 12:54:29', '2017-08-07 12:54:29', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1212', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1213, 1, '2015-07-28 10:36:37', '2015-07-28 10:36:37', 'The Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the polite, middle-class gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking people, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" nto decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population.\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', '', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 10:36:37', '2015-07-28 10:36:37', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1214, 1, '2015-07-28 10:39:55', '2015-07-28 10:39:55', 'The Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the polite, middle-class gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking people, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" nto decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population.\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Polite Aldeburgh seagulls a lesson to all', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 10:39:55', '2015-07-28 10:39:55', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1215, 1, '2015-07-28 10:43:15', '2015-07-28 10:43:15', 'The Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population.\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Polite Aldeburgh seagulls a lesson to all', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 10:43:15', '2015-07-28 10:43:15', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1216, 1, '2015-07-28 10:44:33', '2015-07-28 10:44:33', 'The Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population.\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls a lesson to all', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 10:44:33', '2015-07-28 10:44:33', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1217, 1, '2015-07-28 10:56:48', '2015-07-28 10:56:48', 'The Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=W16-YgHSTL5ghiD_JqyMJQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=S6EfAue6lq43z4n2GuNZ_fTKa37fZhD_z2RJkNqFuWE=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Seagulls do not trouble Aldeburgh seafront unless invited</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:345px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:81.086957% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/451957961?et=dbsPf7JIQMp7yo05KnQsuw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=P0cpLBXs_4q_3HbEzfB_VB6wH690ZLVEGsT3lhoej0Q=" width="345" height="279" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/451957961" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A foul-mouthed seagull in the common town of Basildon, Essex</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population.\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls a lesson to all', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 10:56:48', '2015-07-28 10:56:48', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1219, 1, '2015-07-28 11:12:50', '2015-07-28 11:12:50', 'The Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=W16-YgHSTL5ghiD_JqyMJQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=S6EfAue6lq43z4n2GuNZ_fTKa37fZhD_z2RJkNqFuWE=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Seagulls do not trouble Aldeburgh seafront unless invited</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:345px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:81.086957% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/451957961?et=dbsPf7JIQMp7yo05KnQsuw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=P0cpLBXs_4q_3HbEzfB_VB6wH690ZLVEGsT3lhoej0Q=" width="345" height="279" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/451957961" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A foul-mouthed seagull in the common town of Basildon, Essex</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population.\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-07-28 11:12:50', '2015-07-28 11:12:50', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
