INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6065, 1, '2017-02-09 14:18:06', '2017-02-09 14:18:06', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice have seized a huge consignment of vile Valentine\'s Day cards designed specifically for the Norfolk market.</b>\r\n\r\nThe look and feel of the cards caused no offence, but the wording clearly supported illegal family member relationships in the county.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile it is widely known that such behaviour is rife in Norfolk, authorities there prefer to sweep it under the carpet.\r\n\r\nBut when Suffolk Police got wind that the cards were being made in Lowestoft, they decided to take action and carried out a dawn raid.\r\n\r\nSexual crimes officers were horrified when they burst in to Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd, where the wording on 4,000 recently printed Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards clearly broke the law.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg" alt="Norfolk valentines day card" width="450" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4810" /></a><i>Illegal Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "This sort of relationship with your uncle may be acceptable behaviour in Norfolk, but here in Suffolk it is clearly a crime, and therefore unheard of.\r\n\r\n"As the cards were being made in Suffolk - albeit close to the Norfolk border - we had no option but to act fast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt transpires Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd is run by a couple originally from Norfolk. Edna Spratt and her brother Bubba moved to Lowestoft with their nine children in 2009 when their turnip crop failed.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 39-year-old woman and a 36-year-old man from Lowestoft will appear before the town\'s magistrates on Monday, charged with outraging public decency.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police seize vile Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4809-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-09 14:18:06', '2017-02-09 14:18:06', '', 4809, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4809-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6069, 1, '2017-02-10 09:51:25', '2017-02-10 09:51:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg" alt="Audi courtesy car" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6070" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Road users were thrown into confusion yesterday when an Audi let another car out into slow-moving traffic.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut the extraordinary gesture was soon explained after it emerged the vehicle was, in fact, an Audi courtesy car on loan to a polite driver.\r\n\r\nAll motorists know that <a type=amzn >Audi</a> owners are programmed to be aggressive and to assume they own the road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, it takes most of them at least a week to acclimatise to being pushy after they get behind one of the German-engineered cars for the first time.\r\n\r\nThis week shop manager Charlotte Brewer, 28, from Bury St Edmunds, was loaned an Audi courtesy car when her own VW Golf was in the workshop for repairs.\r\n\r\nAnd when she was heading slowly through rush-hour traffic into town yesterday, she thought nothing of waving through a Vauxhall that was waiting patiently to exit a side road.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Vauxhall driver, factory worker Bill Smart, 47, said: "I couldn\'t believe an Audi let me in. I assumed it was some sort of mistake, but then when we pulled up side-by-side at traffic lights, the lady driver smiled sweetly, rolled down her window and told me it was a courtesy car."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Audi said: "We have a hard-earned reputation to keep, and will be looking to ensure none of our vehicles are ever used as courtesy cars again.\r\n\r\n"An Audi courtesy car is an oxymoron."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Road users confused by polite Audi courtesy car', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'audi-courtesy-car', '', '', '2017-05-24 11:03:33', '2017-05-24 11:03:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6069', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6071, 1, '2017-02-10 09:51:25', '2017-02-10 09:51:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg" alt="Audi courtesy car" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6070" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Road users were thrown into confusion yesterday when an Audi let another car out into slow-moving traffic.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut the extraordinary gesture was soon explained when it was revealed the vehicle was, in fact, an Audi courtesy car on loan to a polite driver.\r\n\r\nAll motorists know that Audi owners are programmed to be aggressive and to assume they own the road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, it takes most of them at least a week to acclimatise to being pushy after they get behind one of the German-engineered cars for the first time.\r\n\r\nThis week shop manager Charlotte Brewer, 28, from Bury St Edmunds, was loaned an Audi courtesy car when her own VW Golf was in the workshop for repairs.\r\n\r\nAnd when she was heading slowly through rush-hour traffic into town yesterday, she thought nothing of waving through a Vauxhall that was waiting patiently to exit a side road.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Vauxhall driver, factory worker Bill Smart, 47, said: "I couldn\'t believe an Audi let me in. I assumed it was some sort of mistake, but then when we pulled up side-by-side at traffic lights, the lady driver smiled sweetly told me it was a courtesy car."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Audi said: "We can confirm someone driving one of our cars was seen to act with kindness. We have a hard-earned reputation to keep, and will be looking to ensure none of our vehicles are ever used as courtesy cars again.\r\n\r\n"An Audi courtesy car is an oxymoron."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Road users confused by polite Audi courtesy car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6069-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-10 09:51:25', '2017-02-10 09:51:25', '', 6069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6069-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6072, 1, '2017-02-10 09:53:35', '2017-02-10 09:53:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg" alt="Audi courtesy car" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6070" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>Road users were thrown into confusion yesterday when an Audi let another car out into slow-moving traffic.</strong>\n\nBut the extraordinary gesture was soon explained when it was revealed the vehicle was, in fact, an Audi courtesy car on loan to a polite driver.\n\nAll motorists know that Audi owners are programmed to be aggressive and to assume they own the road.\n\n\n\nHowever, it takes most of them at least a week to acclimatise to being pushy after they get behind one of the German-engineered cars for the first time.\n\nThis week shop manager Charlotte Brewer, 28, from Bury St Edmunds, was loaned an Audi courtesy car when her own VW Golf was in the workshop for repairs.\n\nAnd when she was heading slowly through rush-hour traffic into town yesterday, she thought nothing of waving through a Vauxhall that was waiting patiently to exit a side road.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe Vauxhall driver, factory worker Bill Smart, 47, said: "I couldn\'t believe an Audi let me in. I assumed it was some sort of mistake, but then when we pulled up side-by-side at traffic lights, the lady driver smiled sweetly, rolled dow told me it was a courtesy car."\n\nA spokesman for Audi said: "We can confirm someone driving one of our cars was seen to act with kindness. We have a hard-earned reputation to keep, and will be looking to ensure none of our vehicles are ever used as courtesy cars again.\n\n"An Audi courtesy car is an oxymoron."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Road users confused by polite Audi courtesy car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6069-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-02-10 09:53:35', '2017-02-10 09:53:35', '', 6069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6069-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6073, 1, '2017-02-10 09:53:43', '2017-02-10 09:53:43', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg" alt="Audi courtesy car" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6070" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Road users were thrown into confusion yesterday when an Audi let another car out into slow-moving traffic.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut the extraordinary gesture was soon explained when it was revealed the vehicle was, in fact, an Audi courtesy car on loan to a polite driver.\r\n\r\nAll motorists know that Audi owners are programmed to be aggressive and to assume they own the road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, it takes most of them at least a week to acclimatise to being pushy after they get behind one of the German-engineered cars for the first time.\r\n\r\nThis week shop manager Charlotte Brewer, 28, from Bury St Edmunds, was loaned an Audi courtesy car when her own VW Golf was in the workshop for repairs.\r\n\r\nAnd when she was heading slowly through rush-hour traffic into town yesterday, she thought nothing of waving through a Vauxhall that was waiting patiently to exit a side road.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Vauxhall driver, factory worker Bill Smart, 47, said: "I couldn\'t believe an Audi let me in. I assumed it was some sort of mistake, but then when we pulled up side-by-side at traffic lights, the lady driver smiled sweetly, rolled down her window and told me it was a courtesy car."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Audi said: "We can confirm someone driving one of our cars was seen to act with kindness. We have a hard-earned reputation to keep, and will be looking to ensure none of our vehicles are ever used as courtesy cars again.\r\n\r\n"An Audi courtesy car is an oxymoron."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Road users confused by polite Audi courtesy car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6069-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-10 09:53:43', '2017-02-10 09:53:43', '', 6069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6069-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6074, 1, '2017-02-10 09:54:10', '2017-02-10 09:54:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg" alt="Audi courtesy car" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6070" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Road users were thrown into confusion yesterday when an Audi let another car out into slow-moving traffic.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut the extraordinary gesture was soon explained when it was revealed the vehicle was, in fact, an Audi courtesy car on loan to a polite driver.\r\n\r\nAll motorists know that Audi owners are programmed to be aggressive and to assume they own the road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, it takes most of them at least a week to acclimatise to being pushy after they get behind one of the German-engineered cars for the first time.\r\n\r\nThis week shop manager Charlotte Brewer, 28, from Bury St Edmunds, was loaned an Audi courtesy car when her own VW Golf was in the workshop for repairs.\r\n\r\nAnd when she was heading slowly through rush-hour traffic into town yesterday, she thought nothing of waving through a Vauxhall that was waiting patiently to exit a side road.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Vauxhall driver, factory worker Bill Smart, 47, said: "I couldn\'t believe an Audi let me in. I assumed it was some sort of mistake, but then when we pulled up side-by-side at traffic lights, the lady driver smiled sweetly, rolled down her window and told me it was a courtesy car."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Audi said: "We have a hard-earned reputation to keep, and will be looking to ensure none of our vehicles are ever used as courtesy cars again.\r\n\r\n"An Audi courtesy car is an oxymoron."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Road users confused by polite Audi courtesy car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6069-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-10 09:54:10', '2017-02-10 09:54:10', '', 6069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6069-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6075, 1, '2017-02-10 10:09:02', '2017-02-10 10:09:02', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg" alt="Audi courtesy car" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6070" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Road users were thrown into confusion yesterday when an Audi let another car out into slow-moving traffic.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut the extraordinary gesture was soon explained after it emerged the vehicle was, in fact, an Audi courtesy car on loan to a polite driver.\r\n\r\nAll motorists know that Audi owners are programmed to be aggressive and to assume they own the road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, it takes most of them at least a week to acclimatise to being pushy after they get behind one of the German-engineered cars for the first time.\r\n\r\nThis week shop manager Charlotte Brewer, 28, from Bury St Edmunds, was loaned an Audi courtesy car when her own VW Golf was in the workshop for repairs.\r\n\r\nAnd when she was heading slowly through rush-hour traffic into town yesterday, she thought nothing of waving through a Vauxhall that was waiting patiently to exit a side road.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Vauxhall driver, factory worker Bill Smart, 47, said: "I couldn\'t believe an Audi let me in. I assumed it was some sort of mistake, but then when we pulled up side-by-side at traffic lights, the lady driver smiled sweetly, rolled down her window and told me it was a courtesy car."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Audi said: "We have a hard-earned reputation to keep, and will be looking to ensure none of our vehicles are ever used as courtesy cars again.\r\n\r\n"An Audi courtesy car is an oxymoron."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Road users confused by polite Audi courtesy car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6069-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-10 10:09:02', '2017-02-10 10:09:02', '', 6069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6069-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6076, 1, '2017-02-12 11:32:34', '2017-02-12 11:32:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg" alt="Audi courtesy car" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6070" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Road users were thrown into confusion yesterday when an Audi let another car out into slow-moving traffic.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut the extraordinary gesture was soon explained after it emerged the vehicle was, in fact, an Audi courtesy car on loan to a polite driver.\r\n\r\nAll motorists know that Audi owners are programmed to be aggressive and to assume they own the road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, it takes most of them at least a week to acclimatise to being pushy after they get behind one of the German-engineered cars for the first time.\r\n\r\nThis week shop manager Charlotte Brewer, 28, from Bury St Edmunds, was loaned an Audi courtesy car when her own VW Golf was in the workshop for repairs.\r\n\r\nAnd when she was heading slowly through rush-hour traffic into town yesterday, she thought nothing of waving through a Vauxhall that was waiting patiently to exit a side road.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Vauxhall driver, factory worker Bill Smart, 47, said: "I couldn\'t believe an Audi let me in. I assumed it was some sort of mistake, but then when we pulled up side-by-side at traffic lights, the lady driver smiled sweetly, rolled down her window and told me it was a courtesy car."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Audi said: "We have a hard-earned reputation to keep, and will be looking to ensure none of our vehicles are ever used as courtesy cars again.\r\n\r\n"An Audi courtesy car is an oxymoron."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Road users confused by polite Audi courtesy car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6069-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 11:32:34', '2017-02-12 11:32:34', '', 6069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6069-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6077, 1, '2017-02-12 11:56:07', '2017-02-12 11:56:07', '\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a>\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many day \'trippers\' were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got out that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a package holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away in February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6084" /></a><i>High tide: Bubba Spuckler enjoying his holiday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome Norfolk landowners are taking desperate measures to keep the excitable walkers off their land. Henry Lansbury, who keeps a 200-acre estate near Caister, erected signs warning people to keep away from the mystery white powder that has appeared on his property.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg" alt="norfolk beach sign" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6090" /></a><i>Keep your nose out: Warning to Norfolk beachcombers</i><center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-beach-drugs', '', '', '2018-02-13 09:55:37', '2018-02-13 09:55:37', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6077', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6079, 1, '2017-02-12 11:49:44', '2017-02-12 11:49:44', 'Drugs found on Norfolk beach', 'norfolk-beach-drugs', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-drugs', '', '', '2017-02-12 11:50:11', '2017-02-12 11:50:11', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6080, 1, '2017-02-12 11:56:07', '2017-02-12 11:56:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n[AdAsense-A]\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many people were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br>,br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got round that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 11:56:07', '2017-02-12 11:56:07', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6081, 1, '2017-02-12 11:56:54', '2017-02-12 11:56:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many people were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br>,br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got round that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 11:56:54', '2017-02-12 11:56:54', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6082, 1, '2017-02-12 11:57:55', '2017-02-12 11:57:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many people were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got round that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 11:57:55', '2017-02-12 11:57:55', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6083, 1, '2017-02-12 13:11:42', '2017-02-12 13:11:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\n\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\n\n\n\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\n\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\n\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many day \'trippers\' were enjoying going for a walk.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\n\nWord soon got out that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\n\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a package holiday on the Norfolk coast.\n\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6084" /></a><i>High tide: Bubba Spuckler enjoying his holiday</center></i><br><br>\n\nSome Norfolk landowners are taking desperate measures to keep the excitable walkers off their land. Henry Lansbury, who keeps an estate near Caister, erected signs warning people to keep away from the mystery white powder that has appeared.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg" alt="norfolk beach sign" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6090" /></a><i>Keep your nose out: Warning to Norfolk beachcombers</i><center><b\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 13:11:42', '2017-02-12 13:11:42', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6084, 1, '2017-02-12 12:03:59', '2017-02-12 12:03:59', '', 'bubba-drugs', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'bubba-drugs', '', '', '2017-02-12 12:03:59', '2017-02-12 12:03:59', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6085, 1, '2017-02-12 12:04:49', '2017-02-12 12:04:49', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many people were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got round that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6084" /></a><i>High old time: Bubba Spuckler enjoying his holiday on the coast</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 12:04:49', '2017-02-12 12:04:49', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6086, 1, '2017-02-12 12:06:20', '2017-02-12 12:06:20', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many people were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got out that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6084" /></a><i>High old time: Bubba Spuckler enjoying his holiday on the coast</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 12:06:20', '2017-02-12 12:06:20', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6087, 1, '2017-02-12 12:07:10', '2017-02-12 12:07:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many people were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got out that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6084" /></a><i>High tide: Bubba Spuckler enjoying his holiday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 12:07:10', '2017-02-12 12:07:10', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6088, 1, '2017-02-12 13:01:56', '2017-02-12 13:01:56', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many day \'trippers\' were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got out that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6084" /></a><i>High tide: Bubba Spuckler enjoying his holiday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 13:01:56', '2017-02-12 13:01:56', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6089, 1, '2017-02-12 13:02:19', '2017-02-12 13:02:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many day \'trippers\' were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got out that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a package holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6084" /></a><i>High tide: Bubba Spuckler enjoying his holiday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 13:02:19', '2017-02-12 13:02:19', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6090, 1, '2017-02-12 13:10:15', '2017-02-12 13:10:15', '', 'sign', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'sign', '', '', '2017-02-12 13:10:28', '2017-02-12 13:10:28', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6091, 1, '2017-02-12 13:11:56', '2017-02-12 13:11:56', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many day \'trippers\' were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got out that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a package holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6084" /></a><i>High tide: Bubba Spuckler enjoying his holiday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome Norfolk landowners are taking desperate measures to keep the excitable walkers off their land. Henry Lansbury, who keeps a 200-acre estate near Caister, erected signs warning people to keep away from the mystery white powder that has appeared on his property.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg" alt="norfolk beach sign" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6090" /></a><i>Keep your nose out: Warning to Norfolk beachcombers</i><center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 13:11:56', '2017-02-12 13:11:56', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6092, 1, '2017-02-12 13:25:41', '2017-02-12 13:25:41', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many day \'trippers\' were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got out that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a package holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6084" /></a><i>High tide: Bubba Spuckler enjoying his holiday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome Norfolk landowners are taking desperate measures to keep the excitable walkers off their land. Henry Lansbury, who keeps a 200-acre estate near Caister, erected signs warning people to keep away from the mystery white powder that has appeared on his property.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg" alt="norfolk beach sign" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6090" /></a><i>Keep your nose out: Warning to Norfolk beachcombers</i><center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 13:25:41', '2017-02-12 13:25:41', '', 6077, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6093, 1, '2017-02-12 13:26:34', '2017-02-12 13:26:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg" alt="Audi courtesy car" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6070" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Road users were thrown into confusion yesterday when an Audi let another car out into slow-moving traffic.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut the extraordinary gesture was soon explained after it emerged the vehicle was, in fact, an Audi courtesy car on loan to a polite driver.\r\n\r\nAll motorists know that Audi owners are programmed to be aggressive and to assume they own the road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, it takes most of them at least a week to acclimatise to being pushy after they get behind one of the German-engineered cars for the first time.\r\n\r\nThis week shop manager Charlotte Brewer, 28, from Bury St Edmunds, was loaned an Audi courtesy car when her own VW Golf was in the workshop for repairs.\r\n\r\nAnd when she was heading slowly through rush-hour traffic into town yesterday, she thought nothing of waving through a Vauxhall that was waiting patiently to exit a side road.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Vauxhall driver, factory worker Bill Smart, 47, said: "I couldn\'t believe an Audi let me in. I assumed it was some sort of mistake, but then when we pulled up side-by-side at traffic lights, the lady driver smiled sweetly, rolled down her window and told me it was a courtesy car."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Audi said: "We have a hard-earned reputation to keep, and will be looking to ensure none of our vehicles are ever used as courtesy cars again.\r\n\r\n"An Audi courtesy car is an oxymoron."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Road users confused by polite Audi courtesy car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6069-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-12 13:26:34', '2017-02-12 13:26:34', '', 6069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6069-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6095, 1, '2017-02-14 12:41:25', '2017-02-14 12:41:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/french-bulldog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/french-bulldog.jpg" alt="French bulldog" width="960" height="662" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6096" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Daily Mail is apoplectic with rage over news that the French Bulldog is to become Britain\'s favourite dog, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nNow the newspaper\'s editor is demanding all French Bulldogs are castrated or sent back across the English Channel.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Paul Dacre has ordered his team of columnists and newshounds to campaign against the invading Europeans and back the beloved Labrador, which is tipped to be usurped as Britain\'s top breed by 2018.\r\n\r\nA Daily Mail spokesman said: "These big-eared foreigners come over here and expect to be looked after without having to pay a single thing, or do a stroke of work.\r\n\r\n"The Labrador is a working breed and has been Britain\'s most popular dog since 1990 when it took over from the Yorkshire Terrier, another great British dog. We didn\'t all back Brexit only for the French to take over."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nKennel Club figures show the popularity of the French Bulldog has risen dramatically in recent years, with registrations up 47% from 14,607 in 2015, to 21,470 in 2016.\r\n\r\nDaily Mail reader Ken Biggot, 57, of Halesworth in Suffolk, fumed: "The French bulldogs smell of cheese and they run away when anything German comes along, like an Alsatian. They do not work or seem to have any use other than as a celebrity accessory.\r\n\r\n"I fought in two world wars and have worked and paid my taxes since I was eight, so this is all Europe\'s fault."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Daily Mail in rage as French Bulldog becomes most popular dog', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'daily-mail-in-rage-as-french-bulldog-becomes-most-popular-dog', '', '', '2017-02-14 12:54:29', '2017-02-14 12:54:29', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6095', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6097, 1, '2017-02-14 12:41:25', '2017-02-14 12:41:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/french-bulldog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/french-bulldog.jpg" alt="French bulldog" width="960" height="662" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6096" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Daily Mail is apoplectic with rage over news that the French Bulldog is to become Britain\'s favourite dog, it has emerged.\r\n\r\nNow the editor of the Daily Mail is demanding all French Bulldogs are castrated or sent back across the English Channel.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Paul Dacre has ordered his team of columnists and newshounds to campaign against the invading Europeans and back the beloved Labrador, which is tipped to be usurped as Britain\'s top breed by 2018.\r\n\r\nA Daily Mail spokesman said: "These big-eared foreigners come over here and expect to be looked after without having to pay a single thing, or do a stroke of work.\r\n\r\n"The Labrador is a working breed and has been Britain\'s most popular dog since 1990 when it took over from the Yorkshire Terrier, another great British dog. We didn\'t all back Brexit only for the French to take over."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nKennel Club figures show the popularity of the French Bulldog has risen dramatically in recent years, with registrations up 47% from 14,607 in 2015, to 21,470 in 2016.\r\n\r\nDaily Mail reader Ken Biggot, 57, of Halesworth in Suffolk, fumed: "The French bulldogs smell of cheese and they run away when anything German comes along, like an Alsatian. They do not work or seem to have any use other than as a celebrity accessory.\r\n\r\n"I fought in two world wars and have worked and paid my taxes since I was eight, so this is all Europe\'s fault."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Daily Mail in rage as French Bulldog becomes most popular dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6095-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-14 12:41:25', '2017-02-14 12:41:25', '', 6095, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6095-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6098, 1, '2017-02-14 12:42:58', '2017-02-14 12:42:58', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/french-bulldog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/french-bulldog.jpg" alt="French bulldog" width="960" height="662" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6096" /></a></center><br><br>\n\nThe Daily Mail is apoplectic with rage over news that the French Bulldog is to become Britain\'s favourite dog, it has emerged.\n\nNow the newspapeeditor of the Daily Mail is demanding all French Bulldogs are castrated or sent back across the English Channel.\n\n\n\nMr Paul Dacre has ordered his team of columnists and newshounds to campaign against the invading Europeans and back the beloved Labrador, which is tipped to be usurped as Britain\'s top breed by 2018.\n\nA Daily Mail spokesman said: "These big-eared foreigners come over here and expect to be looked after without having to pay a single thing, or do a stroke of work.\n\n"The Labrador is a working breed and has been Britain\'s most popular dog since 1990 when it took over from the Yorkshire Terrier, another great British dog. We didn\'t all back Brexit only for the French to take over."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nKennel Club figures show the popularity of the French Bulldog has risen dramatically in recent years, with registrations up 47% from 14,607 in 2015, to 21,470 in 2016.\n\nDaily Mail reader Ken Biggot, 57, of Halesworth in Suffolk, fumed: "The French bulldogs smell of cheese and they run away when anything German comes along, like an Alsatian. They do not work or seem to have any use other than as a celebrity accessory.\n\n"I fought in two world wars and have worked and paid my taxes since I was eight, so this is all Europe\'s fault."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Daily Mail in rage as French Bulldog becomes most popular dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6095-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-02-14 12:42:58', '2017-02-14 12:42:58', '', 6095, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6095-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6099, 1, '2017-02-14 12:43:12', '2017-02-14 12:43:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/french-bulldog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/french-bulldog.jpg" alt="French bulldog" width="960" height="662" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6096" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Daily Mail is apoplectic with rage over news that the French Bulldog is to become Britain\'s favourite dog, it has emerged.\r\n\r\nNow the newspaper\'s editor is demanding all French Bulldogs are castrated or sent back across the English Channel.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Paul Dacre has ordered his team of columnists and newshounds to campaign against the invading Europeans and back the beloved Labrador, which is tipped to be usurped as Britain\'s top breed by 2018.\r\n\r\nA Daily Mail spokesman said: "These big-eared foreigners come over here and expect to be looked after without having to pay a single thing, or do a stroke of work.\r\n\r\n"The Labrador is a working breed and has been Britain\'s most popular dog since 1990 when it took over from the Yorkshire Terrier, another great British dog. We didn\'t all back Brexit only for the French to take over."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nKennel Club figures show the popularity of the French Bulldog has risen dramatically in recent years, with registrations up 47% from 14,607 in 2015, to 21,470 in 2016.\r\n\r\nDaily Mail reader Ken Biggot, 57, of Halesworth in Suffolk, fumed: "The French bulldogs smell of cheese and they run away when anything German comes along, like an Alsatian. They do not work or seem to have any use other than as a celebrity accessory.\r\n\r\n"I fought in two world wars and have worked and paid my taxes since I was eight, so this is all Europe\'s fault."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Daily Mail in rage as French Bulldog becomes most popular dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6095-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-14 12:43:12', '2017-02-14 12:43:12', '', 6095, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6095-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6100, 1, '2017-02-14 12:54:29', '2017-02-14 12:54:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/french-bulldog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/french-bulldog.jpg" alt="French bulldog" width="960" height="662" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6096" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Daily Mail is apoplectic with rage over news that the French Bulldog is to become Britain\'s favourite dog, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nNow the newspaper\'s editor is demanding all French Bulldogs are castrated or sent back across the English Channel.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Paul Dacre has ordered his team of columnists and newshounds to campaign against the invading Europeans and back the beloved Labrador, which is tipped to be usurped as Britain\'s top breed by 2018.\r\n\r\nA Daily Mail spokesman said: "These big-eared foreigners come over here and expect to be looked after without having to pay a single thing, or do a stroke of work.\r\n\r\n"The Labrador is a working breed and has been Britain\'s most popular dog since 1990 when it took over from the Yorkshire Terrier, another great British dog. We didn\'t all back Brexit only for the French to take over."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nKennel Club figures show the popularity of the French Bulldog has risen dramatically in recent years, with registrations up 47% from 14,607 in 2015, to 21,470 in 2016.\r\n\r\nDaily Mail reader Ken Biggot, 57, of Halesworth in Suffolk, fumed: "The French bulldogs smell of cheese and they run away when anything German comes along, like an Alsatian. They do not work or seem to have any use other than as a celebrity accessory.\r\n\r\n"I fought in two world wars and have worked and paid my taxes since I was eight, so this is all Europe\'s fault."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Daily Mail in rage as French Bulldog becomes most popular dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6095-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-14 12:54:29', '2017-02-14 12:54:29', '', 6095, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6095-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6101, 1, '2017-02-14 17:29:19', '2017-02-14 17:29:19', '<strong>A woman has been ridiculed on Facebook for boasting it took her only 10 months to complete a jigsaw that clearly stated "from two to five years" on the box.</strong>\n\nChelsea Gooch, 24, from Essex, was convinced she would win the admiration of her friends after completing the 50-piece puzzle, which showed a picture of a teddy bear, in "record time".\n\nThe blonde-haired executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician posted a picture of the finished jigsaw on Facebook, adding: "Feeling very special - I managed to finish this puzzle in the record time of just 10 months when the box said it would take from two to five years."\n\n\n\nHowever, her thinly-veiled brag backfired spectacularly when it began getting shared around social media, with everyone taking the mickey.\n\nShe has since deleted her Facebook account, but news of her gaffe has already been picked up by news sites as far away as Australia.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chelsea-gooch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chelsea-gooch.jpg" alt="Chelsea Gooch" width="960" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6103" /></a><i>Puzzled: Chelsea Gooch</center></i><br><br>\n\nA spokesman for the Jigsaw Puzzlers Club told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s perhaps a little unfortunate for Chelsea that she failed to recognise the \'from two to five years\' on the box was actually the recommended age group for the puzzle, and not how long it should take to complete.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"But at least her Facebook mistake has raised the profile of jigsaw puzzles around the world."\n\nMiss Gooch, from Witham, was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette today.\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Woman shamed by jigsaw puzzle gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2679-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-02-14 17:29:19', '2017-02-14 17:29:19', '', 2679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2679-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6102, 1, '2017-02-14 17:25:47', '2017-02-14 17:25:47', '<strong>A woman has been ridiculed on Facebook for boasting it took her only 10 months to complete a jigsaw that clearly stated "from two to five years" on the box.</strong>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, from Essex, was convinced she would win the admiration of her friends after completing the 50-piece puzzle, which showed a picture of a teddy bear, in "record time".\r\n\r\nThe blonde-haired executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician posted a picture of the finished jigsaw on Facebook, adding: "Feeling very special - I managed to finish this puzzle in the record time of just 10 months when the box said it would take from two to five years."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, her thinly-veiled brag backfired spectacularly when it began getting shared around social media, with everyone taking the mickey.\r\n\r\nShe has since deleted her Facebook account, but news of her gaffe has already been picked up by news sites as far away as Australia.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/129310876" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/129310876?et=FJ2HHSfFTdhFjZ9aHdPM-Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=t7A3IEeHCfiU-SENP5DK6ALwrmAn-6jUY6PVaYjgk4I=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Chelsea Gooch with jigsaw selfie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Jigsaw Puzzlers Club told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s perhaps a little unfortunate for Chelsea that she failed to recognise the \'from two to five years\' on the box was actually the recommended age group for the puzzle, and not how long it should take to complete.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"But at least her Facebook mistake has raised the profile of jigsaw puzzles around the world."\r\n\r\nMiss Gooch, from Witham, was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette today.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Woman shamed by jigsaw puzzle gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2679-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-14 17:25:47', '2017-02-14 17:25:47', '', 2679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6104, 1, '2017-02-14 17:29:25', '2017-02-14 17:29:25', '<strong>A woman has been ridiculed on Facebook for boasting it took her only 10 months to complete a jigsaw that clearly stated "from two to five years" on the box.</strong>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, from Essex, was convinced she would win the admiration of her friends after completing the 50-piece puzzle, which showed a picture of a teddy bear, in "record time".\r\n\r\nThe blonde-haired executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician posted a picture of the finished jigsaw on Facebook, adding: "Feeling very special - I managed to finish this puzzle in the record time of just 10 months when the box said it would take from two to five years."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, her thinly-veiled brag backfired spectacularly when it began getting shared around social media, with everyone taking the mickey.\r\n\r\nShe has since deleted her Facebook account, but news of her gaffe has already been picked up by news sites as far away as Australia.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chelsea-gooch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chelsea-gooch.jpg" alt="Chelsea Gooch" width="960" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6103" /></a><i>Puzzled: Chelsea Gooch</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Jigsaw Puzzlers Club told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s perhaps a little unfortunate for Chelsea that she failed to recognise the \'from two to five years\' on the box was actually the recommended age group for the puzzle, and not how long it should take to complete.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"But at least her Facebook mistake has raised the profile of jigsaw puzzles around the world."\r\n\r\nMiss Gooch, from Witham, was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette today.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Woman shamed by jigsaw puzzle gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2679-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-14 17:29:25', '2017-02-14 17:29:25', '', 2679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6105, 1, '2017-02-14 17:36:12', '2017-02-14 17:36:12', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA judge has thrown out a lawsuit brought by a blonde Essex woman who claimed £400,000 in damages after a misunderstanding over instructions on her shampoo bottle.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, took the "wash, rinse and repeat" wording on her bottle literally - and washed her hair repeatedly for eight hours until the shampoo ran out.\r\n\r\nBut the marathon shampoo session, which involved nearly 80 washes, caused damage to her hair, ridding it of its natural oils and causing her "untold emotional stress".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe sued the makers of the Gurnier peach melba shampoo for £400,000, but High Court judge James Landon swiftly granted the request to dismiss the case characterised by Gurnier\'s legal team as “a willful misreading” of the product’s instructions designed to support a “wrong-headed attempt to assign culpability” to the manufacturer. \r\n\r\nMs Gooch, who is an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham, has vowed to continue pursuing her case, saying she intends to continue filing her suit “again, again and again” until it is heard by the courts.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Blonde Essex girl in lather over shampoo gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2990-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-14 17:36:12', '2017-02-14 17:36:12', '', 2990, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2990-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6106, 1, '2017-02-14 17:37:19', '2017-02-14 17:37:19', '<b>A blond-haired woman from Essex is involved in a major dispute with a Suffolk sports shop because it will not allow her to return a pair of new water skis.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, bought the skis for £150 because she wanted to try out a new hobby and lose some weight before heading off to a sunshine winter holiday in Blackpool.\r\n\r\nBut when she couldn\'t find a suitable lake with a slope she was furious.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"What a waste of money. The shop in Ipswich sold me the water skis knowing full well there are no sloping lakes in East Anglia, so I would not be able to use them.\r\n\r\n"This is a disgraceful case of money grabbing on their part," complained Miss Gooch, an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:509px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.601179% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/582030903?et=MkWwcm_BQx5wXLjbwxT4kA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=ROh88ALhxMGPZUgb5LXlm1JxIOBD4kewIF-wCbAHREk=" width="509" height="339" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/582030903" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Water skiing is growing in popularity</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the sports shop said they do have a policy of accepting returns, however on this occasion the goods had been damaged.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The lady in question had tried practising by skiing down the stairs of her apartment block. Both skis were badly scuffed.\r\n\r\n"We did point out to her that you do not need to find downhill water to enjoy water skiing, but she claimed we were deliberately trying to confuse her and stormed out."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will know Miss Gooch from a previous story. She has a habit of complaining about purchased goods, and most recently was upset that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tight-scarf/">new scarf was too tight</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Woman in water ski rumpus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1904-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-14 17:37:19', '2017-02-14 17:37:19', '', 1904, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1904-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6107, 1, '2017-02-14 17:38:25', '2017-02-14 17:38:25', '<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman from Essex is furious because a local store will not change her "faulty" tight scarf.</b>\r\n \r\nBlonde-haired Chelsea Gooch, 24, claimed the four-foot woollen garment became far too tight each time she tied it around her neck.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Debenhams should have exchanged the scarf for another, or given me my money back. It\'s disgusting," she fumed.\r\n\r\nChelsea, an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham, had intended to enjoy a day of shopping in London\'s Stratford to stock up her wardrobe for Autumn.\r\n\r\nBut she stood on the wrong platform and ended up on a train to Ipswich instead.\r\n\r\nShe said she decided to stay in Ipswich to get her clothes, but will now "never return" because of the tight scarf incident.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Debenhams insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We are sorry Miss Gooch is upset. We did suggest that if she did not pull the ends of the scarf together so hard it would not be tight.\r\n\r\n"Sadly she would not take our advice on board. Thousands of women enjoy our scarf collection each Autumn, and no one else has a problem."\r\n\r\nThe £5.99 blue-coloured scarf is now discarded in a cupboard at Chelsea\'s apartment.\r\n\r\n"It\'s no use to me," she said. "I might give it to my mum for Christmas - she\'s smaller than me so it will fit her."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Essex woman fury over \'tight\' scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1837-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-14 17:38:25', '2017-02-14 17:38:25', '', 1837, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1837-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6108, 1, '2017-02-15 14:08:06', '2017-02-15 14:08:06', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="499" height="415" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6109" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Along with many other publications, supporters\' websites and fanzines, we may have given the impression recently that Mick McCarthy was not doing a good job managing Ipswich Town Football Club.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe now admit that recent results show Mr McCarthy, 58, is in fact a football genius who masterminded an away victory at Aston Villa at the weekend, and a good draw at title-chasing Brighton last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe High Court heard today how these excellent displays, coming so soon after an exciting four-goal thriller against an in-form Reading side, confirm the Suffolk Gazette was a little hasty in claiming Mr McCarthy was a dinosaur who might reasonably be sacked.\r\n\r\nFor example, our story alleging he had told owner Marcus Evans that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/tactics-book/">his dog had eaten his tactics book</a> was sheer fantasy and had no foundation whatsoever.\r\n\r\nSimilarly, our assertion that Mr McCarthy\'s exploits in the recent transfer window coincided with landing a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/mick-mccarthy-bargain-bins/">personal endorsement deal with Bargain Bins Skip Hire</a> was also unfair and misleading.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mick-mccarthy-bargain-bins.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mick-mccarthy-bargain-bins.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy is the new face of Bargain Bins" width="863" height="602" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5964" /></a><i>Rubbish story: Mick McCarthy and Bargain Bins</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nWe regret other stories, such as our claim that the former Ireland, Sunderland and Wolves boss was going to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/lincoln-players-ipswich/">buy the entire Lincoln City team</a> after the non-league outfit dumped Ipswich out of the FA Cup, which was entirely without fact.\r\n\r\nAs was our report that "gutless" Ipswich could now <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-concentrate-relegation/">concentrate on relegation</a> after that awkward third-round cup defeat.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInstead, we now acknowledge Mr <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/mick-mccarthy-video/">Mick McCarthy is doing an excellent job</a> at Portman Road, given the somewhat meagre sums being made available to him by Mr Evans, and we look forward to a continued surge up the league table.\r\n\r\nBy way of compensation for the personal grief and injustice caused, we have agreed to pay a substantial undisclosed sum to a charity of Mr McCarthy\'s choice - the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund, which does a terrific job looking after soon-to-be-sacked editors.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mick McCarthy: an apology', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'mick-mccarthy-apology', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:46:06', '2018-01-29 14:46:06', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6108', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6110, 1, '2017-02-15 14:08:06', '2017-02-15 14:08:06', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="499" height="415" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6109" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Along with many other publications, supporters\' websites and fanzines, we may have given the impression recently that Mick McCarthy was not doing a good job managing Ipswich Town Football Club.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe now admit that recent results show Mr McCarthy, 58, is in fact a football genius who masterminded an away victory at Aston Villa at the weekend, and a good draw at title-chasing Brighton last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe High Court heard today how these excellent displays, coming so soon after an exciting four-goal thriller against an in-form Reading side, confirm the Suffolk Gazette was a little hasty in claiming Mr McCarthy was a dinosaur who might reasonably be sacked.\r\n\r\nFor example, our story alleging he had told owner Marcus Evans that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/tactics-book/">his dog had eaten his tactics book</a> was sheer fantasy and had no foundation whatsoever.\r\n\r\nSimilarly, our assertion that Mr McCarthy\'s exploits in the recent transfer window coincided with landing a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/mick-mccarthy-bargain-bins/">personal endorsement deal with Bargain Bins Skip Hire</a> was also unfair and misleading.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mick-mccarthy-bargain-bins.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mick-mccarthy-bargain-bins.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy is the new face of Bargain Bins" width="863" height="602" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5964" /></a><i>Rubbish story: Mick McCarthy and Bargain Bins</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nWe regret other stories, such as our claim that the former Ireland, Sunderland and Wolves boss was going to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/lincoln-players-ipswich/">buy the entire Lincoln City team</a> after the non-league outfit dumped Ipswich out of the FA Cup, which was entirely without fact.\r\n\r\nAs was our report that "gutless" Ipswich could now <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-concentrate-relegation/">concentrate on relegation</a> after that awkward third-round cup defeat.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInstead, we now acknowledge Mr McCarthy is doing an excellent job at Portman Road, given the somewhat meagre sums being made available to him by Mr Evans, and we look forward to a continued surge up the league table.\r\n\r\nBy way of compensation for the personal grief and injustice caused, we have agreed to pay a substantial undisclosed sum to a charity of Mr McCarthy\'s choice - the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund, which does a terrific job looking after soon-to-be-sacked editors.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mick McCarthy: an apology', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6108-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-15 14:08:06', '2017-02-15 14:08:06', '', 6108, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6108-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6111, 1, '2017-02-16 14:29:37', '2017-02-16 14:29:37', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg" alt="Rail fare increase arrives on time" width="640" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5430" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Greater Anglia train company published this notice during delays on the East Anglian mainline into London today.</strong>\r\n\r\n"We regret that the 7.38am from Ipswich will be delayed into London owing to following other late-running services. Those services were late because of disruptive passengers preventing a train from leaving Colchester, which was late because it was stuck behind a broken down train at Witham. The train at Witham could not be moved in a timely fashion because there was a track defect at Kelvedon, and a signal failure at Chelmsford meant the rescue unit wouldn\'t have got through anyway.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"The disruptive passenger problem was exasperated by overcrowding owing to six locomotives being out of action with engine problems and a further 48 carriages stuck in the depot with flat wheels caused by inclement winter weather conditions. This was only made worse when the weather warmed up later in the morning, with the heat causing issues with the overhead lines at Shenfield. Passengers saying the weather is a poor excuse should note the overhead lines also had a problem with plastic sheeting draped over them in Brentwood, which had blown in high winds from a nearby building site, the same site incidentally which caused a line-side fire this morning as well, delaying the 6.30am from Norwich. Such was the disruption that our staff became stressed and four more trains were cancelled owing to \'waiting for the train crew\'.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Meanwhile, just as the service was expected to return to somewhere approaching normal levels, a freight train broke down just outside Ipswich and a points failure at Stowmarket delayed its removal. A passenger who was \'sick and tired\' of the whole thing was deemed to have been taken ill, forcing his train into an unscheduled stop at Chelmsford. This caused following services to be delayed, including the original 7.38am from Ipswich, which never actually made it out of the station before being taken out of service.\r\n\r\n"We should point out that the 7.38am would probably have got away at 10am were it not for a rail replacement bus service striking a railway bridge at Manningtree, forcing engineers to be called out. Services should be back to normal before this evening\'s rush hour. Have a nice day." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train delays announcement', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'train-delays-annoucement', '', '', '2017-02-16 14:46:09', '2017-02-16 14:46:09', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6111', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6112, 1, '2017-02-16 14:28:07', '2017-02-16 14:28:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg" alt="Rail fare increase arrives on time" width="640" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5430" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Greater Anglia train company published this notice during delays on the East Anglian mainline into London today.</strong>\r\n\r\n"We regret that the 7.38am from Ipswich will be delayed into London owing to following other late-running services. Those services were late because of disruptive passengers preventing a train leaving Colchester, which was late because it was stuck behind a broken down train at Witham. The train at Witham could not be moved in a timely fashion because there was a track defect at Kelvedon, and a signal failure at Chelmsford meant the rescue unit wouldn\'t have got through anyway.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"The disruptive passenger problem was exasperated by overcrowding owing to six locomotives being out of action with engine problems and a further 48 carriages stuck in the depot with flat wheels caused by inclement winter weather conditions. This was only made worse when the weather warmed up later in the morning, with the heat causing issues with the overhead lines at Shenfield. Passengers saying the weather is a poor excuse should note the overhead lines also had a problem with plastic sheeting draped over them in Brentwood, which had blown in high winds from a nearby building site, the same site incidentally which caused a line-side fire this morning as well, delaying the 6.30am from Norwich. Such was the disruption that our staff became stressed and four more trains were cancelled owing to \'waiting for the train crew\'.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Meanwhile, just as the service was expected to return to somewhere approaching normal levels, a freight train broke down just outside Ipswich and a points failure at Stowmarket delayed its removal. A passenger who was \'sick and tired\' of the whole thing was deemed to have been taken ill, forcing his train into an unscheduled stop at Chelmsford. This caused following services to be delayed, including the original 7.38am from Ipswich, which never actually made it out of the station before being taken out of service. Services should be back to normal before this evening\'s rush hour. Have a nice day." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train delays announcement', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6111-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-16 14:28:07', '2017-02-16 14:28:07', '', 6111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6113, 1, '2017-02-16 14:44:20', '2017-02-16 14:44:20', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg" alt="Rail fare increase arrives on time" width="640" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5430" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nThe Greater Anglia train company published this notice during delays on the East Anglian mainline into London today.</strong>\n\n"We regret that the 7.38am from Ipswich will be delayed into London owing to following other late-running services. Those services were late because of disruptive passengers preventing a train from leaving Colchester, which was late because it was stuck behind a broken down train at Witham. The train at Witham could not be moved in a timely fashion because there was a track defect at Kelvedon, and a signal failure at Chelmsford meant the rescue unit wouldn\'t have got through anyway.\n\n\n\n"The disruptive passenger problem was exasperated by overcrowding owing to six locomotives being out of action with engine problems and a further 48 carriages stuck in the depot with flat wheels caused by inclement winter weather conditions. This was only made worse when the weather warmed up later in the morning, with the heat causing issues with the overhead lines at Shenfield. Passengers saying the weather is a poor excuse should note the overhead lines also had a problem with plastic sheeting draped over them in Brentwood, which had blown in high winds from a nearby building site, the same site incidentally which caused a line-side fire this morning as well, delaying the 6.30am from Norwich. Such was the disruption that our staff became stressed and four more trains were cancelled owing to \'waiting for the train crew\'.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"Meanwhile, just as the service was expected to return to somewhere approaching normal levels, a freight train broke down just outside Ipswich and a points failure at Stowmarket delayed its removal. A passenger who was \'sick and tired\' of the whole thing was deemed to have been taken ill, forcing his train into an unscheduled stop at Chelmsford. This caused following services to be delayed, including the original 7.38am from Ipswich, which never actually made it out of the station before being taken out of service. It would have been fine were it not for a rail replacement bus service striking a railway bridge at Manningtree, forcing engineers to be called out. Services should be back to normal before this evening\'s rush hour. Have a nice day." \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train delays announcement', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6111-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-02-16 14:44:20', '2017-02-16 14:44:20', '', 6111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6111-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6114, 1, '2017-02-16 14:45:11', '2017-02-16 14:45:11', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg" alt="Rail fare increase arrives on time" width="640" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5430" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Greater Anglia train company published this notice during delays on the East Anglian mainline into London today.</strong>\r\n\r\n"We regret that the 7.38am from Ipswich will be delayed into London owing to following other late-running services. Those services were late because of disruptive passengers preventing a train from leaving Colchester, which was late because it was stuck behind a broken down train at Witham. The train at Witham could not be moved in a timely fashion because there was a track defect at Kelvedon, and a signal failure at Chelmsford meant the rescue unit wouldn\'t have got through anyway.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"The disruptive passenger problem was exasperated by overcrowding owing to six locomotives being out of action with engine problems and a further 48 carriages stuck in the depot with flat wheels caused by inclement winter weather conditions. This was only made worse when the weather warmed up later in the morning, with the heat causing issues with the overhead lines at Shenfield. Passengers saying the weather is a poor excuse should note the overhead lines also had a problem with plastic sheeting draped over them in Brentwood, which had blown in high winds from a nearby building site, the same site incidentally which caused a line-side fire this morning as well, delaying the 6.30am from Norwich. Such was the disruption that our staff became stressed and four more trains were cancelled owing to \'waiting for the train crew\'.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Meanwhile, just as the service was expected to return to somewhere approaching normal levels, a freight train broke down just outside Ipswich and a points failure at Stowmarket delayed its removal. A passenger who was \'sick and tired\' of the whole thing was deemed to have been taken ill, forcing his train into an unscheduled stop at Chelmsford. This caused following services to be delayed, including the original 7.38am from Ipswich, which never actually made it out of the station before being taken out of service. We shoulod point out the 7.30am would probably have got away at 10am were it not for a rail replacement bus service striking a railway bridge at Manningtree, forcing engineers to be called out. Services should be back to normal before this evening\'s rush hour. Have a nice day." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train delays announcement', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6111-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-16 14:45:11', '2017-02-16 14:45:11', '', 6111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6115, 1, '2017-02-16 14:46:09', '2017-02-16 14:46:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg" alt="Rail fare increase arrives on time" width="640" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5430" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Greater Anglia train company published this notice during delays on the East Anglian mainline into London today.</strong>\r\n\r\n"We regret that the 7.38am from Ipswich will be delayed into London owing to following other late-running services. Those services were late because of disruptive passengers preventing a train from leaving Colchester, which was late because it was stuck behind a broken down train at Witham. The train at Witham could not be moved in a timely fashion because there was a track defect at Kelvedon, and a signal failure at Chelmsford meant the rescue unit wouldn\'t have got through anyway.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"The disruptive passenger problem was exasperated by overcrowding owing to six locomotives being out of action with engine problems and a further 48 carriages stuck in the depot with flat wheels caused by inclement winter weather conditions. This was only made worse when the weather warmed up later in the morning, with the heat causing issues with the overhead lines at Shenfield. Passengers saying the weather is a poor excuse should note the overhead lines also had a problem with plastic sheeting draped over them in Brentwood, which had blown in high winds from a nearby building site, the same site incidentally which caused a line-side fire this morning as well, delaying the 6.30am from Norwich. Such was the disruption that our staff became stressed and four more trains were cancelled owing to \'waiting for the train crew\'.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Meanwhile, just as the service was expected to return to somewhere approaching normal levels, a freight train broke down just outside Ipswich and a points failure at Stowmarket delayed its removal. A passenger who was \'sick and tired\' of the whole thing was deemed to have been taken ill, forcing his train into an unscheduled stop at Chelmsford. This caused following services to be delayed, including the original 7.38am from Ipswich, which never actually made it out of the station before being taken out of service.\r\n\r\n"We should point out that the 7.38am would probably have got away at 10am were it not for a rail replacement bus service striking a railway bridge at Manningtree, forcing engineers to be called out. Services should be back to normal before this evening\'s rush hour. Have a nice day." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train delays announcement', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6111-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-16 14:46:09', '2017-02-16 14:46:09', '', 6111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6117, 1, '2017-02-17 14:06:27', '2017-02-17 14:06:27', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice and park rangers caught one of the famous Norfolk Broads prehistoric monsters today as they continued preparations for the new holiday season.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe huge Sixfingesaurus was spotted munching duckweed on a quiet stretch of water near Wroxham, and is believed to be one of around 50 specimens still at large.\r\n\r\nRangers preparing the Broads for the Spring called in assistance from Norfolk Police in order to lasso the creature around its neck.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey then hauled it on to the riverbank before securing it and placing it in a carriage on a special train bound for London Zoo.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg" alt="Norfolk Broads monster" width="624" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6118" /></a><i>Prehistoric monster: the Sixfingesaurus pulled from Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Sixfingesaurus can weigh five tonnes and grow up to 30 foot long, and even though they will not harm humans, they are a danger on the <a type=amzn >Norfolk Broads</a> because holiday boats have been known to collide with them.\r\n\r\nIt is a close relative of a similar prehistoric monster found in Wales, the screeching Daidaidelia.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We were called to Wroxham to help catch a Sixfingesaurus, the first to be removed from the Broads for two years. The creature appeared to be in good health and is now in its own special habitat at London Zoo."\r\n\r\nAnyone who sees one of the creatures in the wild is urged to call the rangers as soon as possible, but not before taking a picture and sending it to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prehistoric monster caught on Norfolk Broads', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'prehistoric-monster', '', '', '2017-05-24 11:02:42', '2017-05-24 11:02:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6117', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6119, 1, '2017-02-17 14:06:27', '2017-02-17 14:06:27', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice and park rangers caught one of the famous Norfolk Broads prehistoric monsters today as they continued preparations for the new holiday season.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe huge Sixfingesaurus was spotted munching duckweed on a quiet stretch of water near Wroxham, and is believed to be one of around 50 specimens still at large.\r\n\r\nRangers preparing the Broads for the Spring called in assistance from Norfolk Police in order to lasso the creature around its neck.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey then hauled it on to the riverbank before securing it and placing it in a carriage on a special train bound for London Zoo.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg" alt="Norfolk Broads monster" width="624" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6118" /></a><i>\r\n\r\nThe Sixfingesaurus can weigh five tonnes and grow up to 30 foot long, and even though they will not harm humans, they are a danger on the Norfolk Broads because holiday boats have been known to collide with them.\r\n\r\nIt is a close relative of a similar prehistoric monster found in Wales, the screeching Daidaidelia.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We were called to Wroxham to help catch a Sixfingesaurus, the first to be removed from the Broads for two years. The creature appeared to be in good health and is now in its own special habitat at London Zoo."\r\n\r\nAnyone who sees one of the creatures in the wild is urged to call the rangers as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prehistoric monster caught on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6117-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-17 14:06:27', '2017-02-17 14:06:27', '', 6117, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6117-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6120, 1, '2017-05-24 11:02:55', '2017-05-24 11:02:55', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nPolice and park rangers caught one of the famous Norfolk Broads prehistoric monsters today as they continued preparations for the new holiday season.</strong>\n\nThe huge Sixfingesaurus was spotted munching duckweed on a quiet stretch of water near Wroxham, and is believed to be one of around 50 specimens still at large.\n\nRangers preparing the Broads for the Spring called in assistance from Norfolk Police in order to lasso the creature around its neck.\n\n\n\nThey then hauled it on to the riverbank before securing it and placing it in a carriage on a special train bound for London Zoo.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg" alt="Norfolk Broads monster" width="624" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6118" /></a><i>Prehistoric monster: the Sixfingesaurus pulled from Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\n\nThe Sixfingesaurus can weigh five tonnes and grow up to 30 foot long, and even though they will not harm humans, they are a danger on the <a type=amzn >Norfolk Broads</a> because holiday boats have been known to collide with them.\n\nIt is a close relative of a similar prehistoric monster found in Wales, the screeching Daidaidelia.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We were called to Wroxham to help catch a Sixfingesaurus, the first to be removed from the Broads for two years. The creature appeared to be in good health and is now in its own special habitat at London Zoo."\n\nAnyone who sees one of the creatures in the wild is urged to call the rangers as soon as possible, but not before taking a picture and sending it to the Suffolk Gazette.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prehistoric monster caught on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6117-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 11:02:55', '2017-05-24 11:02:55', '', 6117, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6117-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6121, 1, '2017-02-17 14:09:10', '2017-02-17 14:09:10', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice and park rangers caught one of the famous Norfolk Broads prehistoric monsters today as they continued preparations for the new holiday season.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe huge Sixfingesaurus was spotted munching duckweed on a quiet stretch of water near Wroxham, and is believed to be one of around 50 specimens still at large.\r\n\r\nRangers preparing the Broads for the Spring called in assistance from Norfolk Police in order to lasso the creature around its neck.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey then hauled it on to the riverbank before securing it and placing it in a carriage on a special train bound for London Zoo.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg" alt="Norfolk Broads monster" width="624" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6118" /></a><i>Prehistoric monster: the Sixfingesaurus pulled from Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Sixfingesaurus can weigh five tonnes and grow up to 30 foot long, and even though they will not harm humans, they are a danger on the Norfolk Broads because holiday boats have been known to collide with them.\r\n\r\nIt is a close relative of a similar prehistoric monster found in Wales, the screeching Daidaidelia.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We were called to Wroxham to help catch a Sixfingesaurus, the first to be removed from the Broads for two years. The creature appeared to be in good health and is now in its own special habitat at London Zoo."\r\n\r\nAnyone who sees one of the creatures in the wild is urged to call the rangers as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prehistoric monster caught on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6117-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-17 14:09:10', '2017-02-17 14:09:10', '', 6117, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6117-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6122, 1, '2017-02-17 14:10:38', '2017-02-17 14:10:38', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice and park rangers caught one of the famous Norfolk Broads prehistoric monsters today as they continued preparations for the new holiday season.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe huge Sixfingesaurus was spotted munching duckweed on a quiet stretch of water near Wroxham, and is believed to be one of around 50 specimens still at large.\r\n\r\nRangers preparing the Broads for the Spring called in assistance from Norfolk Police in order to lasso the creature around its neck.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey then hauled it on to the riverbank before securing it and placing it in a carriage on a special train bound for London Zoo.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg" alt="Norfolk Broads monster" width="624" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6118" /></a><i>Prehistoric monster: the Sixfingesaurus pulled from Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Sixfingesaurus can weigh five tonnes and grow up to 30 foot long, and even though they will not harm humans, they are a danger on the Norfolk Broads because holiday boats have been known to collide with them.\r\n\r\nIt is a close relative of a similar prehistoric monster found in Wales, the screeching Daidaidelia.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We were called to Wroxham to help catch a Sixfingesaurus, the first to be removed from the Broads for two years. The creature appeared to be in good health and is now in its own special habitat at London Zoo."\r\n\r\nAnyone who sees one of the creatures in the wild is urged to call the rangers as soon as possible, but not before taking a picture and sending it to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prehistoric monster caught on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6117-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-17 14:10:38', '2017-02-17 14:10:38', '', 6117, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6117-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6123, 1, '2017-02-17 14:18:08', '2017-02-17 14:18:08', '<b>OUT OF THIS WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette reporters\r\n\r\nNASA scientists who discovered running water on Mars revealed today their next mission was to find signs of intelligent life in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter running water was found on the distant red planet, boffins say they are now determined to find evidence of electricity, working Internet and intelligent species in the remote East Anglian county.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one of the UK\'s unexplored outposts," explained NASA\'s Dr Barry Beard. "Our initial satellite imagery data suggests some conditions may be suitable for life, but such is the hostile nature of the area we are not too hopeful.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk is a very long way away and takes many years to get to - this makes it our toughest mission yet."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPeople in Suffolk have been convinced there is something stirring in Norfolk for years - with legendary tales of sloth-like figures with six fingers and massive webbed feet roaming the Norfolk Broads area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-e1443516109818.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-566x377.png" alt="norfolk-map" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1763" /></a></center><center><i>Is there anybody out there? NASA\'s satellite imagery of Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHalesworth scientist George Smith said: "It does not seem plausible that the only intelligent life in East Anglia can be in Suffolk. These are exciting times and we are all staring out to Norfolk from our observatories with hopes of spotting something amazing."\r\n\r\nThe NASA teams aim to send their exploratory craft along the space highway -- codenamed the A11 -- and beam back pictures that may prove their hunch of life is correct.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "With so much water apparently available in the Norfolk Broads area, that is where we will begin our search for intelligence. We\'ll be trying in the Wroxham district first."\r\n\r\nThey hope that once conditions for life are confirmed, with the availability of electricity, humans will be able to populate the county.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'NASA now searching for signs of intelligent life in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1762-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-17 14:18:08', '2017-02-17 14:18:08', '', 1762, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1762-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6124, 1, '2017-05-22 09:37:35', '2017-05-22 09:37:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors this week as Britain braces itself for a heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures across the UK soar above 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the south.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 22 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy unless they put on strong sun cream.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heatwave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. I will get <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/sunbed-burnt-willy/">sunburn </a>if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\nShe added that her legs turned a painful pink when she stood next to the cooker last week, so she had to be extra careful.\r\n\r\nWeatherman Steve Walshe said Britain was looking forward to the first spell of warm weather this year.\r\n\r\n"We\'re half way through April and don\'t appear to have had any spring yet," he complained.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as heat wave hits UK', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'gingers-heat-wave', '', '', '2018-04-13 09:00:55', '2018-04-13 09:00:55', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6124', 0, 'post', '', 42); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6126, 1, '2017-02-19 14:37:35', '2017-02-19 14:37:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors as Britain braces itself for a Caribbean heat wave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures soar across the UK.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona tomorrow as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the Caribbean.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 15 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heat wave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Tamsin Jones, 27, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. I will burn if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as Caribbean heat wave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-19 14:37:35', '2017-02-19 14:37:35', '', 6124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6127, 1, '2017-02-19 14:38:47', '2017-02-19 14:38:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors as Britain braces itself for a Caribbean heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures soar across the UK.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona tomorrow as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the Caribbean.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 15 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heat wave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Tamsin Jones, 27, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. I will burn if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as Caribbean heatwave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-19 14:38:47', '2017-02-19 14:38:47', '', 6124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6129, 1, '2017-02-19 14:40:28', '2017-02-19 14:40:28', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors as Britain braces itself for a Caribbean heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures soar across the UK.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona tomorrow as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the Caribbean.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 15 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heatwave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Tamsin Jones, 27, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. I will burn if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as Caribbean heatwave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-19 14:40:28', '2017-02-19 14:40:28', '', 6124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6131, 1, '2017-02-22 09:36:14', '2017-02-22 09:36:14', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern) \r\n\r\nA cow has revealed it likes nothing more than to trick humans into thinking it is about to rain.</strong>\r\n\r\nEthel the cow says she only has to lay down in her field to send every man, woman and child running for cover.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"They seem to have got it into their heads that if I lay down it is a sure sign it will pour with rain," she said.\r\n\r\n"This is absolute bollocks - if I lie on the ground it is because I am tired or that I want to be comfortable while chewing the cud."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cow-lie-down.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cow-lie-down.jpg" alt="Cow lay down will it rain" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6132" /></a><i>Pull the udder one: Ethel likes practical joke</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEthel, five, who works as a milk production executive, added: "Humans think they know better than us, so we like to play along - it helps pass the time of day. Sometimes I will lay down and then get straight up again, only to lay down once more. Humans are totally confused by this."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nElderly wife Norah Steeple, 84, from Framlingham, confirmed: "Cows do not lay down because it is about to rain. This is an old wives tale."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cow reveals it does not lay down because it is about to rain', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cow-lay-down-rain', '', '', '2017-02-22 09:42:53', '2017-02-22 09:42:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6131', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6133, 1, '2017-02-22 09:36:15', '2017-02-22 09:36:15', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern) \r\n\r\nA cow has revealed it likes nothing more than to trick humans into thinking it is about to rain.</strong>\r\n\r\nEthel the cow says she only has to lay down in her field to send every man, woman and child running for cover.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"They seem to have got it into their heads that if I lay down it is a sure sign it will pour with rain," she said.\r\n\r\n"This is absolute bollocks - if I lie on the ground it is because I am tired or that I want to be comfortable while chewing the cud."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cow-lie-down.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cow-lie-down.jpg" alt="Cow lay down will it rain" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6132" /></a><i>Pull the udder one: Ethel likes practical joke</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEthel, five, who works as a milk production executive, added: "Humans think they know better than us, so we like to play along - it helps pass the time of day. Sometimes I will lay down and then get straight up again, only to lay down once more. Humans are totally confused by this."\r\n\r\nElderly wife Norah Steeple, 84, from Framlingham, confirmed: "Cows do not lay down because it is about to rain. This is an old wives tale."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cow reveals it does not lay down because it is about to rain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6131-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-22 09:36:15', '2017-02-22 09:36:15', '', 6131, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6134, 1, '2017-02-22 09:42:53', '2017-02-22 09:42:53', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern) \r\n\r\nA cow has revealed it likes nothing more than to trick humans into thinking it is about to rain.</strong>\r\n\r\nEthel the cow says she only has to lay down in her field to send every man, woman and child running for cover.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"They seem to have got it into their heads that if I lay down it is a sure sign it will pour with rain," she said.\r\n\r\n"This is absolute bollocks - if I lie on the ground it is because I am tired or that I want to be comfortable while chewing the cud."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cow-lie-down.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cow-lie-down.jpg" alt="Cow lay down will it rain" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6132" /></a><i>Pull the udder one: Ethel likes practical joke</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nEthel, five, who works as a milk production executive, added: "Humans think they know better than us, so we like to play along - it helps pass the time of day. Sometimes I will lay down and then get straight up again, only to lay down once more. Humans are totally confused by this."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nElderly wife Norah Steeple, 84, from Framlingham, confirmed: "Cows do not lay down because it is about to rain. This is an old wives tale."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cow reveals it does not lay down because it is about to rain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6131-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-22 09:42:53', '2017-02-22 09:42:53', '', 6131, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6136, 1, '2017-02-23 13:38:18', '2017-02-23 13:38:18', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fish-pie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fish-pie.jpg" alt="Fish pie plagiarism row splits village" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6137" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An unholy row over the ownership of a fish pie recipe has divided church-goers in a picture-postcard Suffolk village.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhen Doreen Blanche, 82, submitted her delicious <a type=amzn >seafood recipe</a> to the St Warren Parish Church newsletter in Little Brimmer, little did she know it would lead to a legal battle that has cost her thousands of pounds - and many friends.\r\n\r\nFor within hours of the church pamphlet being pushed through letter boxes of the village\'s quaint thatched cottages and farm houses, all hell broke loose.\r\n\r\nMaggie Trenter, 77, who serves on the local parish council and is a key member of the St Warren church choir, went purple with rage, claiming the tasty fish pie dish was <i>her</i> invention, not Mrs Blanche\'s.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMrs Trenter demanded an acknowledgement that the recipe was her own, and that she had given it to Mrs Blanche many years ago because she was hosting a local women\'s institute supper.\r\n\r\nBut when Mrs Blanche refused to credit Mrs Trenter for the recipe, which has a very specific blend of cod, haddock, prawns, peas and herbs, the lawyers were called in.\r\n\r\nEven the intervention of long-serving St Warren\'s vicar, the Rev Evan Elpuss failed to dissuade Mrs Trenter from pressing on with a claim for plagiarism.\r\n\r\nThe Rev Elpuss even made mention of the row in a Sunday service, using his popular sermon to beg for forgiveness for those who have sinned in the kitchen.\r\n\r\nNow, after months of solicitors\' letters and mounting legal costs, Mrs Blanche has been forced to admit the lovely fish pie dish was, in fact, Mrs Trenter\'s creation.\r\n\r\nShe has been made to settle her own and Mrs Trenter\'s legal costs of £4,250, plus write an apology in the latest issue of the Little Brimmer parish newsletter.\r\n\r\nThere is still much ill-feeling in the village, however, and Mrs Blanche has resigned from the women\'s institute and put her house up for sale.\r\n\r\n"I have never felt so vilified over a fish pie. I want to make a new start," she told our reporter, before closing the door.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Trenter refused to comment, but a statement from her lawyer said: "Mrs Trenter excels at cooking and had created a wonderful fish pie recipe in 1979, using a secret blend of white fish fillets, herbs and of course potato.\r\n\r\n"She is quite rightly defensive of her work, and when she let Mrs Blanche have the recipe to help out at a luncheon, she never expected her to pass it off as her own creation in the parish newsletter many years later."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Elpuss was unavailable for comment, but church rector Neil Cushion said: "It\'s fair to say tempers were a little stretched. We are reviewing the content strategy of our newsletter, and may decide to withdraw the recipe section from future issues."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fish pie plagiarism row leaves bitter taste in village', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'fish-pie-plagiarism', '', '', '2017-05-24 11:00:22', '2017-05-24 11:00:22', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6136', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6138, 1, '2017-02-23 13:38:18', '2017-02-23 13:38:18', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fish-pie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fish-pie.jpg" alt="Fish pie plagiarism row splits village" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6137" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An unholy row over the ownership of a fish pie recipe has divided church-goers in a picture-postcard Suffolk village.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhen Doreen Blanche, 82, submitted her delicious seafood recipe to the St Warren Parish Church newsletter in Little Brimmer, little did she know it would lead to a legal battle that has cost her thousands of pounds - and many friends.\r\n\r\nFor within hours of the church pamphlet being pushed through letter boxes of the village\'s quaint thatched cottages and farm houses, all hell broke loose.\r\n\r\nMaggie Trenter, 77, who serves on the local parish council and is a key member of the St Warren church choir, went purple with rage, claiming the tasty fish pie dish was <i>her</i> invention, not Mrs Blanche\'s.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMrs Trenter demanded an acknowledgement that the recipe was her own, and that she had given it to Mrs Blanche many years ago because she was hosting a local women\'s institute supper.\r\n\r\nBut when Mrs Blanche refused to credit Mrs Trenter for the recipe, which has a very specific blend of cod, haddock, prawns, peas and herbs, the lawyers were called in.\r\n\r\nEven the intervention of long-serving St Warren\'s vicar, the Rev Evan Elpuss failed to dissuade Mrs Trenter from pressing on with a claim for plagiarism.\r\n\r\nThe Rev Elpuss even made mention of the row in a Sunday service, using his popular sermon to beg for forgiveness for those who have sinned in the kitchen.\r\n\r\nNow, after months of solicitors\' letters and mounting legal costs, Mrs Blanche has been forced to admit the lovely fish pie dish was, in fact, Mrs Trenter\'s creation.\r\n\r\nShe has been made to settle her own and Mrs Trenter\'s legal costs of £4,250, plus write an apology in the latest issue of the Little Brimmer parish newsletter.\r\n\r\nThere is still much ill-feeling in the village, however, and Mrs Blanche has resigned from the women\'s institute and put her house up for sale.\r\n\r\n"I have never felt so vilified over a fish pie. I want to make a new start," she told our reporter, before closing the door.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Trenter refused to comment, but a statement from her lawyer said: "Mrs Trenter excels at cooking and had created a wonderful fish pie recipe in 1979, using a secret blend of white fish fillets, herbs and of course potato.\r\n\r\n"She is quite rightly defensive of her work, and when she let Mrs Blanche have the recipe to help out at a luncheon, she never expected her to pass it off as her own creation in the parish newsletter many years later."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Elpuss was unavailable for comment, but church rector Neil Cushion said: "It\'s fair to say tempers were a little stretched. We are reviewing the content strategy of our newsletter, and may decide to withdraw the recipe section from future issues."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fish pie plagiarism row splits village', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6136-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-23 13:38:18', '2017-02-23 13:38:18', '', 6136, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6136-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6139, 1, '2017-02-23 13:56:37', '2017-02-23 13:56:37', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fish-pie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fish-pie.jpg" alt="Fish pie plagiarism row splits village" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6137" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An unholy row over the ownership of a fish pie recipe has divided church-goers in a picture-postcard Suffolk village.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhen Doreen Blanche, 82, submitted her delicious seafood recipe to the St Warren Parish Church newsletter in Little Brimmer, little did she know it would lead to a legal battle that has cost her thousands of pounds - and many friends.\r\n\r\nFor within hours of the church pamphlet being pushed through letter boxes of the village\'s quaint thatched cottages and farm houses, all hell broke loose.\r\n\r\nMaggie Trenter, 77, who serves on the local parish council and is a key member of the St Warren church choir, went purple with rage, claiming the tasty fish pie dish was <i>her</i> invention, not Mrs Blanche\'s.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMrs Trenter demanded an acknowledgement that the recipe was her own, and that she had given it to Mrs Blanche many years ago because she was hosting a local women\'s institute supper.\r\n\r\nBut when Mrs Blanche refused to credit Mrs Trenter for the recipe, which has a very specific blend of cod, haddock, prawns, peas and herbs, the lawyers were called in.\r\n\r\nEven the intervention of long-serving St Warren\'s vicar, the Rev Evan Elpuss failed to dissuade Mrs Trenter from pressing on with a claim for plagiarism.\r\n\r\nThe Rev Elpuss even made mention of the row in a Sunday service, using his popular sermon to beg for forgiveness for those who have sinned in the kitchen.\r\n\r\nNow, after months of solicitors\' letters and mounting legal costs, Mrs Blanche has been forced to admit the lovely fish pie dish was, in fact, Mrs Trenter\'s creation.\r\n\r\nShe has been made to settle her own and Mrs Trenter\'s legal costs of £4,250, plus write an apology in the latest issue of the Little Brimmer parish newsletter.\r\n\r\nThere is still much ill-feeling in the village, however, and Mrs Blanche has resigned from the women\'s institute and put her house up for sale.\r\n\r\n"I have never felt so vilified over a fish pie. I want to make a new start," she told our reporter, before closing the door.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Trenter refused to comment, but a statement from her lawyer said: "Mrs Trenter excels at cooking and had created a wonderful fish pie recipe in 1979, using a secret blend of white fish fillets, herbs and of course potato.\r\n\r\n"She is quite rightly defensive of her work, and when she let Mrs Blanche have the recipe to help out at a luncheon, she never expected her to pass it off as her own creation in the parish newsletter many years later."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Elpuss was unavailable for comment, but church rector Neil Cushion said: "It\'s fair to say tempers were a little stretched. We are reviewing the content strategy of our newsletter, and may decide to withdraw the recipe section from future issues."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fish pie plagiarism row leaves bitter taste in village', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6136-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-23 13:56:37', '2017-02-23 13:56:37', '', 6136, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6136-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6140, 1, '2017-02-23 14:16:27', '2017-02-23 14:16:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice raced to a village bake-off contest after allegations of flirtation and cheating spilled into violence.</b>\r\n\r\nTempers flared when voluptuous widow Wendy Summerskill, 54, won an award for her moist Victoria sponge just moments after her floury baps got first prize in the bread-making category.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nJealous rivals claimed she only won because she had enjoyed a secret fling with the competition judge, Major Rupert Bone three years ago.\r\n\r\nAnd when village postmistress Helena Jones-Smythe saw Mrs Summerskill fluttering her eyelids at Major Bone as he held her cups aloft, she "went mad" and threw one of her cupcakes across Little Brimmer Village Hall.\r\n\r\nUnfortunately, according to witnesses, the errant cupcake knocked over tea being drunk by Jane Ford, the fearsome treasurer of the village\'s branch of the Women\'s Institute, spilling it down her new floral dress - and it all kicked off.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bake-off-1-e1475054364218.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bake-off-1-e1475054364218.jpg" alt="Bake off" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4784" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: bake-off turned violent</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne observer at the bake-off, which has been held at Little Brimmer each year since the Second World War, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It turned into a free-for-all. Mrs Summerskill took the brunt of it, with her hair being pulled by two ladies screaming that she was \'the village bike\'. Another woman threw her sponge on the floor and there was an unfortunate moment with a cream horn.\r\n\r\n"And when someone shouted that Mrs Summerskill only won the prizes because of her previous romance with Major Bone, her current partner jumped up and punched him.\r\n\r\n"There were around 100 people in the village hall and it threatened to get completely out of hand. It was a real shame because so many ladies, and even some men, had worked jolly hard on their cakes, pastries and breads."\r\n\r\nThe witness, who asked not to be named, said the police were called by a startled group of hikers walking through the village, and the two officers arrived just as things were calming down.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA police spokesman confirmed: "We received a call about a disturbance at Little Brimmer Village Hall. There were numerous allegations of assault, but after speaking to all parties they agreed not to press charges."\r\n\r\nVillagers have called a meeting to discuss the melee and calm simmering tensions, and it is believed the bake-off, which happens traditionally on the third Sunday of September, will be organised again - although Major Bone, 62, has agreed to stand down as the judge.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police race to village bake-off riot', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2433-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-23 14:16:27', '2017-02-23 14:16:27', '', 2433, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2433-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6142, 1, '2017-02-24 10:43:57', '2017-02-24 10:43:57', '<center><iframe src="//coub.com/embed/b726e?muted=true&autostart=false&originalSize=false&startWithHD=true" allowfullscreen="true" frameborder="0" width="426" height="240"></iframe><script async src="//c-cdn.coub.com/embed-runner.js"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia trains is developing a new line of locomotives that will be faster and more reliable than its current vintage fleet.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe hamster-powered stock, <em>revealed in our exclusive footage, above</em>, will be used on the mainline from London Liverpool Street to East Anglia, and will reach speeds of up to five miles an hour, considerably faster than the current units.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Using hamster power is cheaper, faster and cleaner than our current trains. It only takes a few seeds and a bottle of water and then, hey presto, we have a more reliable train service than ever before."\r\n\r\nStaff added that new hamster-powered trains could be introduced as early as next year, with the hamster being swapped for a fresh one every two stops.\r\n\r\nBut passengers were concerned about animal cruelty. One commuter said: "Working for Greater Anglia is barbaric."\r\n\r\nTrials are currently ongoing at the Ilford depot, from where secret footage was leaked to the Suffolk Gazette. Our film, at the top of the page, shows a hamster powering its way along the track towards Brentwood.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Greater Anglia invests in faster, greener locomotives', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'hamster-train-greater-anglia', '', '', '2017-02-24 10:47:10', '2017-02-24 10:47:10', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6142', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6144, 1, '2017-02-24 10:32:51', '2017-02-24 10:32:51', '<center><blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/rDWdC"><a href="//imgur.com/rDWdC">How to &#39;Train&#39; Your Hammy!</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia trains is developing a new line of locomotives that will be faster and more reliable than its current vintage fleet.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe hamster-powered stock will be used on the mainline from London Liverpool Street to East Anglia, and will reach speeds of up to five miles an hour, considerably faster than the current units.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Using hamster power is considerably cheaper, faster and cleaner than our current trains. It only takes a few seeds and a bottle of water and then, hey presto, we have a more reliable train service than ever before."\r\n\r\nStaff added that new hamster-powered trains could be introduced as early as next year, with the hamster being swapped for a fresh one every two stops.\r\n\r\nBut passengers were concerned about animal cruelty. One commuter said: "Working for Greater Anglia is barbaric."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTrials are currently ongoing at the Ilford depot, and secret footage was leaked to the Suffolk Gazette, showing a hamster powering its way up along the track.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Greater Anglia invests in faster, greener locomotives', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6142-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-24 10:32:51', '2017-02-24 10:32:51', '', 6142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6145, 1, '2017-02-24 10:36:28', '2017-02-24 10:36:28', '<center><blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/rDWdC"><a href="//imgur.com/rDWdC">How to &#39;Train&#39; Your Hammy!</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia trains is developing a new line of locomotives that will be faster and more reliable than its current vintage fleet.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe hamster-powered stock will be used on the mainline from London Liverpool Street to East Anglia, and will reach speeds of up to five miles an hour, considerably faster than the current units.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Using hamster power is cheaper, faster and cleaner than our current trains. It only takes a few seeds and a bottle of water and then, hey presto, we have a more reliable train service than ever before."\r\n\r\nStaff added that new hamster-powered trains could be introduced as early as next year, with the hamster being swapped for a fresh one every two stops.\r\n\r\nBut passengers were concerned about animal cruelty. One commuter said: "Working for Greater Anglia is barbaric."\r\n\r\nTrials are currently ongoing at the Ilford depot, and secret footage was leaked to the Suffolk Gazette, showing a hamster powering its way up along the track.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Greater Anglia invests in faster, greener locomotives', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6142-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-24 10:36:28', '2017-02-24 10:36:28', '', 6142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6146, 1, '2017-02-24 10:40:48', '2017-02-24 10:40:48', '<center><iframe src="//coub.com/embed/b726e?muted=false&autostart=false&originalSize=false&startWithHD=false" allowfullscreen="true" frameborder="0" width="426" height="240"></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia trains is developing a new line of locomotives that will be faster and more reliable than its current vintage fleet.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe hamster-powered stock will be used on the mainline from London Liverpool Street to East Anglia, and will reach speeds of up to five miles an hour, considerably faster than the current units.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Using hamster power is cheaper, faster and cleaner than our current trains. It only takes a few seeds and a bottle of water and then, hey presto, we have a more reliable train service than ever before."\r\n\r\nStaff added that new hamster-powered trains could be introduced as early as next year, with the hamster being swapped for a fresh one every two stops.\r\n\r\nBut passengers were concerned about animal cruelty. One commuter said: "Working for Greater Anglia is barbaric."\r\n\r\nTrials are currently ongoing at the Ilford depot, and secret footage was leaked to the Suffolk Gazette, showing a hamster powering its way up along the track.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Greater Anglia invests in faster, greener locomotives', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6142-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-24 10:40:48', '2017-02-24 10:40:48', '', 6142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6148, 1, '2017-02-24 10:43:57', '2017-02-24 10:43:57', '<center><iframe src="//coub.com/embed/b726e?muted=true&autostart=false&originalSize=false&startWithHD=true" allowfullscreen="true" frameborder="0" width="426" height="240"></iframe><script async src="//c-cdn.coub.com/embed-runner.js"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia trains is developing a new line of locomotives that will be faster and more reliable than its current vintage fleet.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe hamster-powered stock will be used on the mainline from London Liverpool Street to East Anglia, and will reach speeds of up to five miles an hour, considerably faster than the current units.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Using hamster power is cheaper, faster and cleaner than our current trains. It only takes a few seeds and a bottle of water and then, hey presto, we have a more reliable train service than ever before."\r\n\r\nStaff added that new hamster-powered trains could be introduced as early as next year, with the hamster being swapped for a fresh one every two stops.\r\n\r\nBut passengers were concerned about animal cruelty. One commuter said: "Working for Greater Anglia is barbaric."\r\n\r\nTrials are currently ongoing at the Ilford depot, from where secret footage was leaked to the Suffolk Gazette. Our film, at the top of the page, shows a hamster powering its way along the track towards Brentwood.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Greater Anglia invests in faster, greener locomotives', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6142-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-24 10:43:57', '2017-02-24 10:43:57', '', 6142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6149, 1, '2017-02-24 10:44:59', '2017-02-24 10:44:59', '<center><iframe src="//coub.com/embed/b726e?muted=true&autostart=false&originalSize=false&startWithHD=true" allowfullscreen="true" frameborder="0" width="426" height="240"></iframe><script async src="//c-cdn.coub.com/embed-runner.js"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia trains is developing a new line of locomotives that will be faster and more reliable than its current vintage fleet.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe hamster-powered stock, <em>above</em>, will be used on the mainline from London Liverpool Street to East Anglia, and will reach speeds of up to five miles an hour, considerably faster than the current units.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Using hamster power is cheaper, faster and cleaner than our current trains. It only takes a few seeds and a bottle of water and then, hey presto, we have a more reliable train service than ever before."\r\n\r\nStaff added that new hamster-powered trains could be introduced as early as next year, with the hamster being swapped for a fresh one every two stops.\r\n\r\nBut passengers were concerned about animal cruelty. One commuter said: "Working for Greater Anglia is barbaric."\r\n\r\nTrials are currently ongoing at the Ilford depot, from where secret footage was leaked to the Suffolk Gazette. Our film, at the top of the page, shows a hamster powering its way along the track towards Brentwood.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Greater Anglia invests in faster, greener locomotives', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6142-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-24 10:44:59', '2017-02-24 10:44:59', '', 6142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6156, 1, '2017-02-26 15:18:45', '2017-02-26 15:18:45', '<strong>Facebook has now activated its software to filter out fake news, meaning all stories on the social media site can be accepted as true, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nFounder Mark Zuckerberg revealed he wanted to clamp down on false articles being shared on his Facebook news feeds - and ordered his coding experts to develop a way of filtering them out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTests were successful and now all Facebook users will be protected from fake news and misinformation, which has been blamed on influencing everything from the US election to people\'s perception of Norfolk.\r\n\r\nAlready Facebook users are reporting a difference on their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/facebook-news-feed/">Facebook news feed</a>, with no sign of questionable stories from US President Donald Trump\'s office for propaganda.\r\n\r\nAlso now banned from appearing on Facebook are many articles from British newspapers such as the Daily Mail and The Sun, which are said to skew the truth far too often.\r\n\r\nBut respected news sources like the Suffolk Gazette can be shared on Facebook as usual without penalty.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fake-news.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fake-news.jpg" alt="Fake news banned on Facebook" width="900" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6157" /></a><i>Liked: Facebook has activated its long-awaited fake news filter</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn insider at Facebook\'s HQ said: "The fake news filter is working extremely well. Users may not have noticed at first, but now the cat is out of the bag they can look down their news feed and realise that any article appearing there is 100% true."\r\n\r\nHe declined to reveal how the fake filter works, but did say it is one of the most intricate pieces of software coding to ever come out of California.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com">Suffolk Gazette</a> said: "This is a great victory for independent and honest news publishers like the Suffolk Gazette. For too long people have been sharing made-up rubbish on Facebook, and these types of stories have unfortunately influenced people.\r\n\r\n"Now we are honoured that Facebook has given us accreditation to continue publishing stories that can be shared by millions of people on Facebook." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Facebook activates fake news filter, all stories now true', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'facebook-activates-fake-news-filter', '', '', '2018-01-29 11:02:31', '2018-01-29 11:02:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6156', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6158, 1, '2017-02-26 15:18:45', '2017-02-26 15:18:45', '<strong>Facebook has now activated its software to filter out fake news, meaning all stories on the social media site can be accepted as true, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nFounder Mark Zuckerberg revealed he wanted to clamp down on false articles being shared on his Facebook news feeds - and ordered his coding experts to develop a way of filtering them out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTests were successful and now all Facebook users will be protected from fake news and misinformation, which has been blamed on influencing everything from the US election to people\'s perception of Norfolk.\r\n\r\nAlready Facebook users are reporting a difference on their news feeds, with no sign of questionable stories from US President Donald Trump\'s office for propaganda.\r\n\r\nAlso now banned from appearing on Facebook are many articles from British newspapers such as the Daily Mail and The Sun, which are said to skew the truth far too often.\r\n\r\nBut respected news sources like the Suffolk Gazette can be shared on Facebook as usual without penalty.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fake-news.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fake-news.jpg" alt="Fake news banned on Facebook" width="900" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6157" /></a><i>Liked: Facebook has activated its long-awaited fake news filter</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn insider at Facebook\'s HQ said: "The fake news filter is working extremely well. Users may not have noticed at first, but now the cat is out of the bag they can look down their news feed and realise that any article appearing there is 100% true."\r\n\r\nHe declined to reveal how the fake filter works, but did say it is one of the most intricate piece of software coding to ever come out of California.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "This is a great victory for independent and honest news publishers like the Suffolk Gazette. For too long people have been sharing made-up rubbish on Facebook, and these types of stories have unfortunately influenced people.\r\n\r\n"Now we are honoured that Facebook has given us accreditation to continue publishing stories that can be shared by millions of people on Facebook." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Facebook activates fake news filter, all stories now true', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6156-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-26 15:18:45', '2017-02-26 15:18:45', '', 6156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6159, 1, '2018-01-29 11:01:45', '2018-01-29 11:01:45', '<strong>Facebook has now activated its software to filter out fake news, meaning all stories on the social media site can be accepted as true, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nFounder Mark Zuckerberg revealed he wanted to clamp down on false articles being shared on his Facebook news feeds - and ordered his coding experts to develop a way of filtering them out.\n\n\n\nTests were successful and now all Facebook users will be protected from fake news and misinformation, which has been blamed on influencing everything from the US election to people\'s perception of Norfolk.\n\nAlready Facebook users are reporting a difference on their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/facebook-news-feed/">Facebook news feed</a>, with no sign of questionable stories from US President Donald Trump\'s office for propaganda.\n\nAlso now banned from appearing on Facebook are many articles from British newspapers such as the Daily Mail and The Sun, which are said to skew the truth far too often.\n\nBut respected news sources like the Suffolk Gazette can be shared on Facebook as usual without penalty.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fake-news.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fake-news.jpg" alt="Fake news banned on Facebook" width="900" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6157" /></a><i>Liked: Facebook has activated its long-awaited fake news filter</i></center><br><br>\n\nAn insider at Facebook\'s HQ said: "The fake news filter is working extremely well. Users may not have noticed at first, but now the cat is out of the bag they can look down their news feed and realise that any article appearing there is 100% true."\n\nHe declined to reveal how the fake filter works, but did say it is one of the most intricate pieces of software coding to ever come out of California.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "This is a great victory for independent and honest news publishers like the Suffolk Gazette. For too long people have been sharing made-up rubbish on Facebook, and these types of stories have unfortunately influenced people.\n\n"Now we are honoured that Facebook has given us accreditation to continue publishing stories that can be shared by millions of people on Facebook." \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Facebook activates fake news filter, all stories now true', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6156-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 11:01:45', '2018-01-29 11:01:45', '', 6156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6156-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6160, 1, '2017-02-26 15:20:44', '2017-02-26 15:20:44', '<strong>Facebook has now activated its software to filter out fake news, meaning all stories on the social media site can be accepted as true, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nFounder Mark Zuckerberg revealed he wanted to clamp down on false articles being shared on his Facebook news feeds - and ordered his coding experts to develop a way of filtering them out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTests were successful and now all Facebook users will be protected from fake news and misinformation, which has been blamed on influencing everything from the US election to people\'s perception of Norfolk.\r\n\r\nAlready Facebook users are reporting a difference on their news feeds, with no sign of questionable stories from US President Donald Trump\'s office for propaganda.\r\n\r\nAlso now banned from appearing on Facebook are many articles from British newspapers such as the Daily Mail and The Sun, which are said to skew the truth far too often.\r\n\r\nBut respected news sources like the Suffolk Gazette can be shared on Facebook as usual without penalty.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fake-news.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fake-news.jpg" alt="Fake news banned on Facebook" width="900" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6157" /></a><i>Liked: Facebook has activated its long-awaited fake news filter</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn insider at Facebook\'s HQ said: "The fake news filter is working extremely well. Users may not have noticed at first, but now the cat is out of the bag they can look down their news feed and realise that any article appearing there is 100% true."\r\n\r\nHe declined to reveal how the fake filter works, but did say it is one of the most intricate pieces of software coding to ever come out of California.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "This is a great victory for independent and honest news publishers like the Suffolk Gazette. For too long people have been sharing made-up rubbish on Facebook, and these types of stories have unfortunately influenced people.\r\n\r\n"Now we are honoured that Facebook has given us accreditation to continue publishing stories that can be shared by millions of people on Facebook." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Facebook activates fake news filter, all stories now true', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6156-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-26 15:20:44', '2017-02-26 15:20:44', '', 6156, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6156-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6164, 1, '2017-02-28 09:57:15', '2017-02-28 09:57:15', '<strong>A vegan has decided she is going to give up being smug for Lent, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGemma Smithson, 29, of Woodbridge, has confirmed she will not thrust her annoyingly virtuous beliefs down everyone else\'s throats for 40 whole days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s not that I am religious at all, but I wanted to respect Lent by giving up something for 40 days. I am really rather wonderful because I do not consume animals products of any kind, nor do I have tasty sugary treats, smoke or drink alcohol.\r\n\r\n"But that does all mean I am extremely smug, and I like to drop the fact that I am <a type=amzn >vegan</a> into conversation about three times every hour.\r\n\r\n"So it seemed the hardest thing for me to give up this Lent is being so pleased with myself."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg" alt="Vegan gives up being smug for Lent" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6165" /></a><i>Pious pledge: vegan Gemma Smithson says she will stop being smug for Lent</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLent begins tomorrow (wednesday) and lasts for six weeks.\r\n\r\nGemma added: "I will also try to stop challenging people when they are about to tuck into their favourite bacon sandwich. I mean, I think it is my place to ask them if they are aware how animals are massacred for their eating pleasure. I\'ll even offer to send them links to some informative videos on the subject.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"But for 40 days you won\'t hear a peep out of me. Even if you have beef juices dripping down your chin, I won\'t say a word."\r\n\r\nHowever, friends of Gemma, who is a yoga, wellness and mindfullness life coach, feared she would break her Lent vow. One said: "She won\'t last five bloody minutes before forcing some veganism crap upon us."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Vegan to give up being smug for Lent', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'vegan-smug-lent', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:59:06', '2017-05-24 10:59:06', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6164', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6166, 1, '2017-02-28 09:57:15', '2017-02-28 09:57:15', '<strong>A vegan has decided she is going to give up being smug for Lent, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGemma Smithson, 29, of Woodbridge, has confirmed she will not thrust her annoyingly virtuous beliefs down everyone else\'s throats for 40 whole days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s not that I am religious at all, but I wanted to respect Lent by giving up something for 40 days. I am really rather wonderful because I do not consume animals products of any kind, nor do I have tasty sugary treats, smoke or drink alcohol.\r\n\r\n"But that does all mean I am extremely smug, and I like to drop the fact that I am vegan into conversation about three times every hour.\r\n\r\n"So it seemed the hardest thing for me to give up this Lent is being smug and so pleased with myself."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg" alt="Vegan gives up being smug for Lent" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6165" /></a><i>Pious pledge: vegan Gemma Smithson says she will stop being smug for Lent</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLent begins tomorrow (wednesday) and lasts for six weeks.\r\n\r\nGemma added: "I will also try to stop challenging people when they are about to tuck into their favourite bacon sandwich. I mean, I think it is my place to ask them if they are aware how animals are massacred for their eating pleasure. I\'ll even offer to send them links to some informative videos on the subject.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"But for 40 days you won\'t hear a peep out of me. Even if you have beef juices dripping down your chin, I won\'t say a word."\r\n\r\nHowever, friends of Gemma, who is a yoga, wellness and minfullness life coach, feared she would break her Lent vow. One said: "She won\'t last five bloody minutes before forcing some veganism crap upon us."\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Vegan to give up being smug for Lent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6164-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-28 09:57:15', '2017-02-28 09:57:15', '', 6164, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6164-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6167, 1, '2017-02-28 09:59:04', '2017-02-28 09:59:04', '<strong>A vegan has decided she is going to give up being smug for Lent, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nGemma Smithson, 29, of Woodbridge, has confirmed she will not thrust her annoyingly virtuous beliefs down everyone else\'s throats for 40 whole days.\n\n\n\n"It\'s not that I am religious at all, but I wanted to respect Lent by giving up something for 40 days. I am really rather wonderful because I do not consume animals products of any kind, nor do I have tasty sugary treats, smoke or drink alcohol.\n\n"But that does all mean I am extremely smug, and I like to drop the fact that I am vegan into conversation about three times every hour.\n\n"So it seemed the hardest thing for me to give up this Lent is being so pleased with myself."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg" alt="Vegan gives up being smug for Lent" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6165" /></a><i>Pious pledge: vegan Gemma Smithson says she will stop being smug for Lent</i></center><br><br>\n\nLent begins tomorrow (wednesday) and lasts for six weeks.\n\nGemma added: "I will also try to stop challenging people when they are about to tuck into their favourite bacon sandwich. I mean, I think it is my place to ask them if they are aware how animals are massacred for their eating pleasure. I\'ll even offer to send them links to some informative videos on the subject.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"But for 40 days you won\'t hear a peep out of me. Even if you have beef juices dripping down your chin, I won\'t say a word."\n\nHowever, friends of Gemma, who is a yoga, wellness and minfullness life coach, feared she would break her Lent vow. One said: "She won\'t last five bloody minutes before forcing some veganism crap upon us."\n\n\n', 'Vegan to give up being smug for Lent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6164-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-02-28 09:59:04', '2017-02-28 09:59:04', '', 6164, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6164-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6168, 1, '2017-02-28 09:59:54', '2017-02-28 09:59:54', '<strong>A vegan has decided she is going to give up being smug for Lent, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGemma Smithson, 29, of Woodbridge, has confirmed she will not thrust her annoyingly virtuous beliefs down everyone else\'s throats for 40 whole days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s not that I am religious at all, but I wanted to respect Lent by giving up something for 40 days. I am really rather wonderful because I do not consume animals products of any kind, nor do I have tasty sugary treats, smoke or drink alcohol.\r\n\r\n"But that does all mean I am extremely smug, and I like to drop the fact that I am vegan into conversation about three times every hour.\r\n\r\n"So it seemed the hardest thing for me to give up this Lent is being so pleased with myself."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg" alt="Vegan gives up being smug for Lent" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6165" /></a><i>Pious pledge: vegan Gemma Smithson says she will stop being smug for Lent</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLent begins tomorrow (wednesday) and lasts for six weeks.\r\n\r\nGemma added: "I will also try to stop challenging people when they are about to tuck into their favourite bacon sandwich. I mean, I think it is my place to ask them if they are aware how animals are massacred for their eating pleasure. I\'ll even offer to send them links to some informative videos on the subject.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"But for 40 days you won\'t hear a peep out of me. Even if you have beef juices dripping down your chin, I won\'t say a word."\r\n\r\nHowever, friends of Gemma, who is a yoga, wellness and mindfullness life coach, feared she would break her Lent vow. One said: "She won\'t last five bloody minutes before forcing some veganism crap upon us."\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Vegan to give up being smug for Lent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6164-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-28 09:59:54', '2017-02-28 09:59:54', '', 6164, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6164-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6169, 1, '2017-02-28 10:29:50', '2017-02-28 10:29:50', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg" alt="The Queen eats a kebab" width="750" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4755" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Queen tucked into a takeaway doner kebab with all the trimmings after accepting a dare from Prince Harry, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nShe munched through half of the feast, which was delivered to the Sandringham Estate, her country retreat in Norfolk, by a wide-eyed kebab shop worker in his beaten-up old Nissan Micra.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe extraordinary incident, which illustrates perfectly Her Majesty\'s wicked sense of humour, happened after a lively family lunch at Sandringham House two weeks ago to celebrate Harry\'s 32nd birthday.\r\n\r\nA royal insider said: "Harry had enjoyed a few glasses of wine, and when The Queen asked him if there was anything particular he would like for his birthday, he blurted out, \'You have to eat a doner kebab\'.\r\n\r\n"She had no idea exactly what one of those was, and agreed immediately to the challenge, much to Philip\'s surprise. As a Greek, he was perfectly aware of what was in store for her.\r\n\r\n"The conversation moved on and it looked like everyone had forgotten about it. But last week, the Krazy Kebabs takeaway in Swaffham, 17 miles away, got a delivery order by telephone... to Sandringham House."\r\n\r\nThe source told how driver Ahmet Sudoku arrived at the gates 30 minutes later, and was waved through to the main house.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I assumed the food was for a servant. But when I got to the entrance a butler took it, and said it was for the Queen. I hope she enjoyed it - we are known for the best kebabs in Norfolk."\r\n\r\n<b>Chili sauce</b>\r\n\r\nA source said Her Majesty was taken aback by the doner meat-filled pitta bread, oozing with chili sauce and a sprinkling of salad. "She had expected something entirely different, but started to eat it anyway.\r\n\r\n"Staff say she found the sauce rather hot, but enjoyed about half of the kebab before giving up. Prince Philip, who was roaring with laughter, took a photograph on his mobile phone, and sent it through to Prince Harry as proof that his grandmother had completed the dare.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Harry thought it was hilarious - the two of them get on famously, like when she appeared in his fun video to promote his Invictus Games."\r\n\r\nA spokesman at Krazy Kebabs said: "We have been asked not to talk about this." Meanwhile, a spokesman at Buckingham Palace said: "We do not comment on private family matters."  \r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen eats doner kebab after Prince Harry dare', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4754-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-02-28 10:29:50', '2017-02-28 10:29:50', '', 4754, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4754-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6173, 1, '2017-03-01 14:38:42', '2017-03-01 14:38:42', '<strong>A vegan has decided she is going to give up being smug for Lent, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGemma Smithson, 29, of Woodbridge, has confirmed she will not thrust her annoyingly virtuous beliefs down everyone else\'s throats for 40 whole days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s not that I am religious at all, but I wanted to respect Lent by giving up something for 40 days. I am really rather wonderful because I do not consume animals products of any kind, nor do I have tasty sugary treats, smoke or drink alcohol.\r\n\r\n"But that does all mean I am extremely smug, and I like to drop the fact that I am vegan into conversation about three times every hour.\r\n\r\n"So it seemed the hardest thing for me to give up this Lent is being so pleased with myself."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg" alt="Vegan gives up being smug for Lent" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6165" /></a><i>Pious pledge: vegan Gemma Smithson says she will stop being smug for Lent</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLent begins tomorrow (wednesday) and lasts for six weeks.\r\n\r\nGemma added: "I will also try to stop challenging people when they are about to tuck into their favourite bacon sandwich. I mean, I think it is my place to ask them if they are aware how animals are massacred for their eating pleasure. I\'ll even offer to send them links to some informative videos on the subject.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"But for 40 days you won\'t hear a peep out of me. Even if you have beef juices dripping down your chin, I won\'t say a word."\r\n\r\nHowever, friends of Gemma, who is a yoga, wellness and mindfullness life coach, feared she would break her Lent vow. One said: "She won\'t last five bloody minutes before forcing some veganism crap upon us."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Vegan to give up being smug for Lent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6164-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-01 14:38:42', '2017-03-01 14:38:42', '', 6164, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6164-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6174, 1, '2018-08-28 15:06:57', '2018-08-28 15:06:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/proclaimers.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/proclaimers.jpeg" alt="Proclaimers walk 500 miles, then 500 more" width="620" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6175" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Two Scottish brothers who walked 500 miles, then 500 more have revealed they had no desire to share their athletic prowess on Facebook in order to impress their friends.</strong>\r\n\r\nBespectacled twins Charlie and Craig Reid, 54, proclaimed they would make the epic 1,000-mile trek in 1988, long before apps like Strava or Map My Ride existed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt meant they did not have an annoying compulsion to show off how well they had done while sneering at lazy acquaintances who spend their weekends in front the TV.\r\n\r\nLoraine Fisher, 34, a pal of the brothers said: "Facebook is full of people bragging about how far they cycled or how quickly they ran that day. Some even share their dog walks.\r\n\r\n"Well Charlie and Craig went 500 miles, then 500 more and didn\'t feel the need to share a single step of it on social media."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Strava, the app that records an athlete\'s every move, said even if the brothers had wanted to use the app on their marathon walk it wouldn\'t have worked.\r\n\r\n"I\'m afraid that assuming they walked 3.5 miles an hour, it would have taken them 286 hours, in which case their phone battery would have died."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'We walked 500 miles, then 500 more but didn\'t share it on Facebook', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', '500-miles-proclaimers', '', '', '2018-08-28 17:41:23', '2018-08-28 17:41:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6174', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6176, 1, '2017-03-01 15:06:57', '2017-03-01 15:06:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/proclaimers.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/proclaimers.jpeg" alt="Proclaimers walk 500 miles, then 500 more" width="620" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6175" /></a></center><br|><Br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Two Scottish brothers who walked 500 miles, then 500 more have revealed they had no desire to share their athletic prowess on Facebook in order to impress their friends.</strong>\r\n\r\nBespectacled twins Charlie and Craig Reid, 54, proclaimed they would make the epic 1,000-mile trek in 1988, long before apps like Strava or Map My Ride existed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt meant they did not have an annoying compulsion to show off how well they had done while sneering at lazy acquaintances who spend their weekends in front the TV.\r\n\r\nA pal of the brothers said: "Facebook is full of people bragging about how far they cycled or how quickly they ran that day. Some even share their dog walks.\r\n\r\n"Well Charlie and Craig went 500 miles, then 500 more and didn\'t feel the need to share a single step of it on social media."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Strava, the app that records an athlete\'s every move, said even if the brothers had wanted to use the app on their marathon walk it wouldn\'t have worked.\r\n\r\n"I\'m afraid that assuming they walked 3.5 miles an hour, it would have taken them 3,500 hours, or 145 days, in which case their phone battery would have died."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'We walked 500 miles, then 500 more but felt no need to share it on Facebook', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6174-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-01 15:06:57', '2017-03-01 15:06:57', '', 6174, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6174-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6177, 1, '2017-03-01 15:56:23', '2017-03-01 15:56:23', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFlabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Waving their underwear\'</b>\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join our vibrant social community by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">liking us on Facebook</a> or by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/suffolkgazette">following us on Twitter</a>. Or both!</i>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-01 15:56:23', '2017-03-01 15:56:23', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6181, 1, '2017-03-02 09:31:41', '2017-03-02 09:31:41', '<strong>Ipswich was sensationally named as the best place to live in the UK - before someone realised the awards presenter had been given the wrong envelope.</strong>\r\n\r\nGuests at a lavish ceremony gasped in shock when Suffolk\'s dreary and crime-ridden county town beat idyllic places like the Isle of Wight and Bournemouth to the coveted title.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut just as the town\'s mayor was about to give his tearful acceptance speech, organisers discovered the \'winning\' envelope was actually for the Most Miserable Town Award.\r\n\r\nInstead, Bebbington on the Wirral was named top spot - and just to add insult to injury, north-west Norwich bagged second.\r\n\r\nThe error is by far the most embarrassing gaffe ever during the long and glamorous history of the Most Desirable Places to Live in the UK awards, conducted by the Centre for Economics and Business Research (Cebr) on behalf of Royal Mail.\r\n\r\nIpswich has changed from a once-proud industrial town with a great town centre shopping experience into a grey, downmarket urbanisation where crime is rising and the general malaise has even hit the town\'s once-proud football club.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg" alt="Ipswich town centre" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3372" /></a><i>Dreary: Ipswich town centre on another exciting evening</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn an ironic twist, the official results published yesterday, which use postcodes, economic indicators and census results to come to a conclusion, names IP5 Ipswich in the official Top Ten.\r\n\r\nHowever, anyone with an ounce of local knowledge will tell you this is the postcode for the well-heeled and generally well-off areas of Rushmere St Andrew, Martlesham Heath and Kesgrave - far removed from the grim reality of living in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Ipswich Borough Council said: "We thought it was odd when the presenter opened the envelope and named us as the winner. We were delighted, of course, but then it was cruelly taken away from us.\r\n\r\n"It was all rather humiliating, but congratulations to Bebbington on the Wirral."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Awards gaffe names Ipswich as most desirable place to live in UK', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-best-place-to-live', '', '', '2017-03-02 09:36:32', '2017-03-02 09:36:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6181', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6182, 1, '2017-03-02 09:31:41', '2017-03-02 09:31:41', '<strong>Ipswich was sensationally named as the best place to live in the UK - before someone realised the awards presenter had been given the wrong envelope.</strong>\r\n\r\nGuests at a lavish ceremony gasped in shock when Suffolk\'s dreary and crime-ridden county town beat idyllic places like the Isle of White and Bournemouth to the coveted title.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut just as the town\'s mayor was about to give his tearful acceptance speech, organisers discovered the \'winning\' envelope was actually for the Most Miserable Town Award.\r\n\r\nInstead, Bebbington on the Wirral was named top spot - and just to add insult to injury, north-west Norwich bagged second.\r\n\r\nThe error is by far the most embarrassing gaffe ever during the long and glamorous history of the Most Desirable Places to Live in the UK awards, conducted by the Centre for Economics and Business Research (Cebr) on behalf of Royal Mail.\r\n\r\nIpswich has changed from a once-proud industrial town with a great town centre shopping experience into a grey, downmarket urbanisation where crime is rising and the general malaise has even hit the town\'s once-proud football club.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg" alt="Ipswich town centre" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3372" /></a><i>Dreary: Ipswich town centre on another exciting evening</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn an ironic twist, the official results published yesterday, which use postcodes, economic indicators and census results to come to a conclusion, names IP5 Ipswich in the official Top Ten.\r\n\r\nHowever, anyone with an ounce of local knowledge will tell you this is the postcode for well-heeled and generally well-off areas of Rushmere St Andrew, Martlesham Heath and Kesgrave - far removed from the reality of Ipswich.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Ipswich Borough Council said: "We thought it was odd when the presenter opened the envelope and named us as the winner. We were delighted, of course, but then cruelly it was taken away from us.\r\n\r\n"It was all rather humiliating, but congratulations to Bebbington on the Wirral."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Awards gaffe names Ipswich as most desirable place to live in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6181-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-02 09:31:41', '2017-03-02 09:31:41', '', 6181, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6181-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6183, 1, '2017-03-02 09:35:50', '2017-03-02 09:35:50', '<strong>Ipswich was sensationally named as the best place to live in the UK - before someone realised the awards presenter had been given the wrong envelope.</strong>\n\nGuests at a lavish ceremony gasped in shock when Suffolk\'s dreary and crime-ridden county town beat idyllic places like the Isle of White and Bournemouth to the coveted title.\n\n\n\nBut just as the town\'s mayor was about to give his tearful acceptance speech, organisers discovered the \'winning\' envelope was actually for the Most Miserable Town Award.\n\nInstead, Bebbington on the Wirral was named top spot - and just to add insult to injury, north-west Norwich bagged second.\n\nThe error is by far the most embarrassing gaffe ever during the long and glamorous history of the Most Desirable Places to Live in the UK awards, conducted by the Centre for Economics and Business Research (Cebr) on behalf of Royal Mail.\n\nIpswich has changed from a once-proud industrial town with a great town centre shopping experience into a grey, downmarket urbanisation where crime is rising and the general malaise has even hit the town\'s once-proud football club.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg" alt="Ipswich town centre" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3372" /></a><i>Dreary: Ipswich town centre on another exciting evening</center></i><br><br>\n\nIn an ironic twist, the official results published yesterday, which use postcodes, economic indicators and census results to come to a conclusion, names IP5 Ipswich in the official Top Ten.\n\nHowever, anyone with an ounce of local knowledge will tell you this is the postcode for well-heeled and generally well-off areas of Rushmere St Andrew, Martlesham Heath and Kesgrave - far removed from the reality of Ipswich.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAn insider at Ipswich Borough Council said: "We thought it was odd when the presenter opened the envelope and named us as the winner. We were delighted, of course, but then it was taken away from us.\n\n"It was all rather humiliating, but congratulations to Bebbington on the Wirral."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Awards gaffe names Ipswich as most desirable place to live in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6181-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-03-02 09:35:50', '2017-03-02 09:35:50', '', 6181, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6181-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6184, 1, '2017-03-02 09:36:08', '2017-03-02 09:36:08', '<strong>Ipswich was sensationally named as the best place to live in the UK - before someone realised the awards presenter had been given the wrong envelope.</strong>\r\n\r\nGuests at a lavish ceremony gasped in shock when Suffolk\'s dreary and crime-ridden county town beat idyllic places like the Isle of White and Bournemouth to the coveted title.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut just as the town\'s mayor was about to give his tearful acceptance speech, organisers discovered the \'winning\' envelope was actually for the Most Miserable Town Award.\r\n\r\nInstead, Bebbington on the Wirral was named top spot - and just to add insult to injury, north-west Norwich bagged second.\r\n\r\nThe error is by far the most embarrassing gaffe ever during the long and glamorous history of the Most Desirable Places to Live in the UK awards, conducted by the Centre for Economics and Business Research (Cebr) on behalf of Royal Mail.\r\n\r\nIpswich has changed from a once-proud industrial town with a great town centre shopping experience into a grey, downmarket urbanisation where crime is rising and the general malaise has even hit the town\'s once-proud football club.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg" alt="Ipswich town centre" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3372" /></a><i>Dreary: Ipswich town centre on another exciting evening</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn an ironic twist, the official results published yesterday, which use postcodes, economic indicators and census results to come to a conclusion, names IP5 Ipswich in the official Top Ten.\r\n\r\nHowever, anyone with an ounce of local knowledge will tell you this is the postcode for the well-heeled and generally well-off areas of Rushmere St Andrew, Martlesham Heath and Kesgrave - far removed from the grim reality of living in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Ipswich Borough Council said: "We thought it was odd when the presenter opened the envelope and named us as the winner. We were delighted, of course, but then it was cruelly taken away from us.\r\n\r\n"It was all rather humiliating, but congratulations to Bebbington on the Wirral."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Awards gaffe names Ipswich as most desirable place to live in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6181-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-02 09:36:08', '2017-03-02 09:36:08', '', 6181, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6181-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6185, 1, '2017-03-02 09:36:32', '2017-03-02 09:36:32', '<strong>Ipswich was sensationally named as the best place to live in the UK - before someone realised the awards presenter had been given the wrong envelope.</strong>\r\n\r\nGuests at a lavish ceremony gasped in shock when Suffolk\'s dreary and crime-ridden county town beat idyllic places like the Isle of Wight and Bournemouth to the coveted title.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut just as the town\'s mayor was about to give his tearful acceptance speech, organisers discovered the \'winning\' envelope was actually for the Most Miserable Town Award.\r\n\r\nInstead, Bebbington on the Wirral was named top spot - and just to add insult to injury, north-west Norwich bagged second.\r\n\r\nThe error is by far the most embarrassing gaffe ever during the long and glamorous history of the Most Desirable Places to Live in the UK awards, conducted by the Centre for Economics and Business Research (Cebr) on behalf of Royal Mail.\r\n\r\nIpswich has changed from a once-proud industrial town with a great town centre shopping experience into a grey, downmarket urbanisation where crime is rising and the general malaise has even hit the town\'s once-proud football club.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg" alt="Ipswich town centre" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3372" /></a><i>Dreary: Ipswich town centre on another exciting evening</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn an ironic twist, the official results published yesterday, which use postcodes, economic indicators and census results to come to a conclusion, names IP5 Ipswich in the official Top Ten.\r\n\r\nHowever, anyone with an ounce of local knowledge will tell you this is the postcode for the well-heeled and generally well-off areas of Rushmere St Andrew, Martlesham Heath and Kesgrave - far removed from the grim reality of living in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Ipswich Borough Council said: "We thought it was odd when the presenter opened the envelope and named us as the winner. We were delighted, of course, but then it was cruelly taken away from us.\r\n\r\n"It was all rather humiliating, but congratulations to Bebbington on the Wirral."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Awards gaffe names Ipswich as most desirable place to live in UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6181-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-02 09:36:32', '2017-03-02 09:36:32', '', 6181, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6181-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6186, 1, '2017-03-02 11:54:34', '2017-03-02 11:54:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/proclaimers.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/proclaimers.jpeg" alt="Proclaimers walk 500 miles, then 500 more" width="620" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6175" /></a></center><br|><Br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Two Scottish brothers who walked 500 miles, then 500 more have revealed they had no desire to share their athletic prowess on Facebook in order to impress their friends.</strong>\r\n\r\nBespectacled twins Charlie and Craig Reid, 54, proclaimed they would make the epic 1,000-mile trek in 1988, long before apps like Strava or Map My Ride existed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt meant they did not have an annoying compulsion to show off how well they had done while sneering at lazy acquaintances who spend their weekends in front the TV.\r\n\r\nA pal of the brothers said: "Facebook is full of people bragging about how far they cycled or how quickly they ran that day. Some even share their dog walks.\r\n\r\n"Well Charlie and Craig went 500 miles, then 500 more and didn\'t feel the need to share a single step of it on social media."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Strava, the app that records an athlete\'s every move, said even if the brothers had wanted to use the app on their marathon walk it wouldn\'t have worked.\r\n\r\n"I\'m afraid that assuming they walked 3.5 miles an hour, it would have taken them 286 hours, in which case their phone battery would have died."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'We walked 500 miles, then 500 more but felt no need to share it on Facebook', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6174-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-02 11:54:34', '2017-03-02 11:54:34', '', 6174, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6174-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6188, 1, '2017-03-03 11:37:02', '2017-03-03 11:37:02', '<strong>North Korean leader Kim Jong-un scored all nine goals as his country crushed Vietnam in a World Cup qualifier last night.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe official news agency for the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) in Pyongyang reports today how the gifted striker ran the Vietnamese defence ragged and was easily the man of the match.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPlaying in front of 250,000 fans packed into the national stadium, Jong-un bagged five goals in the first half before helping himself to four more in the second in the stunning 9-0 victory.\r\n\r\nNorth Korea now tops its Asian World Cup qualifying group by 27 points, according to the North Korean Central News Agency.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kim-jong-un-goals.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kim-jong-un-goals.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un scores nine goals as North Korea crush Vietnam in World Cup qualifier" width="771" height="462" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6190" /></a><i>Wonder strike: Kim Jong-un celebrates his sixth goal, an incredible 50-yard shot into the top corner</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe official match report says Jong-un was naturally two-footed and, being six-feet four inches tall, was a great header of the ball. It added that his natural strength meant opposition teams were unable to get the ball off him.\r\n\r\nIt continued: "It was a masterful display from the glorious leader. He could have got many more than nine goals, but he was very unselfish and passed to other members of the team when he could have scored himself.\r\n\r\n"One goal was a 50-yard screamer, two more were headers from outside the box, while in another he picked up the ball from his own corner flag and dribbled past all eleven of the Vietnam players before blasting the ball into the empty net. The crowd loved it and were chanting his name all evening."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJong-un\'s heroics on the football pitch -- he has now scored 176 goals for the national team in just 33 appearances -- echo previous family sporting exploits.\r\n\r\nHis father, the former leader Kim Jong-il, was a scratch golfer who once famously scored 12 holes in one in a single round. Meanwhile, Kim Jong-un is also an adept rugby player who has given private coaching lessons to England and Australia.\r\n\r\nHe is also an accomplished mountaineer, and has completed five solo ascents of Mount Everest.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kim Jong-un scores nine goals for North Korea in World Cup qualifier', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'kim-jong-un-football', '', '', '2017-03-03 11:57:41', '2017-03-03 11:57:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6188', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6191, 1, '2017-03-03 11:37:02', '2017-03-03 11:37:02', '<strong>North Korean leader Kim Jong-un scored all nine goals as his country crushed Vietnam in a World Cup qualifier last night.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe official news agency for the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) in Pyongyang reports today how the gifted striker ran the Vietnamese defence ragged and was easily the man of the match.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPlaying in front of 250,000 fans packed into the national stadium, Jong-un bagged five goals in the first half before helping himself to four more in the second in the stunning 9-0 victory.\r\n\r\nNorth Korea now tops its Asian World Cup qualifying group by 27 points, according to the North Korean Central News Agency.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kim-jong-un-goals.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kim-jong-un-goals.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un scores nine goals as North Korea crush Vietnam in World Cup qualifier" width="771" height="462" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6190" /></a><i>Wonder strike: Kim Jong-un celebrates his sixth goal, an incredible 50-yard shot into the top corner</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe official match report says Jong-un was naturally two-footed and, being six-feet four inches tall, was a great header of the ball. It added that his natural strength meant opposition teams were unable to get the ball off him.\r\n\r\nIt continued: "It was a masterful display from the glorious leader. He could have got many more than nine goals, but he was very unselfish and passed to other members of the team when he could have scored himself.\r\n\r\n"One goal was a 50-yard screamer, two more were headers from outside the box, while in another he picked up the ball from his own corner flag and dribbled past all eleven of the Vietnam players before blasting the ball into the net. The crowd loved it and were chanting his name all evening."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJong-un\'s heroics on the football pitch -- he has now scored 176 goals for the national team in just 33 appearances -- echo previous family sporting exploits.\r\n\r\nHis father, the former leader Kim Jong-il, was a scratch golfer who once scored 12 holes in one in a single round. Meanwhile, Kim Jong-un is also an adept rugby player who has given private coaching lessons to England and Australia.\r\n\r\nHe is also an accomplished mountaineer, and has completed five solo ascents of Mount Everest.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kim Jong-un scores nine goals for North Korea in World Cup qualifier', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6188-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-03 11:37:02', '2017-03-03 11:37:02', '', 6188, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6188-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6192, 1, '2017-03-03 11:56:49', '2017-03-03 11:56:49', '<strong>North Korean leader Kim Jong-un scored all nine goals as his country crushed Vietnam in a World Cup qualifier last night.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe official news agency for the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) in Pyongyang reports today how the gifted striker ran the Vietnamese defence ragged and was easily the man of the match.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPlaying in front of 250,000 fans packed into the national stadium, Jong-un bagged five goals in the first half before helping himself to four more in the second in the stunning 9-0 victory.\r\n\r\nNorth Korea now tops its Asian World Cup qualifying group by 27 points, according to the North Korean Central News Agency.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kim-jong-un-goals.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kim-jong-un-goals.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un scores nine goals as North Korea crush Vietnam in World Cup qualifier" width="771" height="462" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6190" /></a><i>Wonder strike: Kim Jong-un celebrates his sixth goal, an incredible 50-yard shot into the top corner</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe official match report says Jong-un was naturally two-footed and, being six-feet four inches tall, was a great header of the ball. It added that his natural strength meant opposition teams were unable to get the ball off him.\r\n\r\nIt continued: "It was a masterful display from the glorious leader. He could have got many more than nine goals, but he was very unselfish and passed to other members of the team when he could have scored himself.\r\n\r\n"One goal was a 50-yard screamer, two more were headers from outside the box, while in another he picked up the ball from his own corner flag and dribbled past all eleven of the Vietnam players before blasting the ball into the empty net. The crowd loved it and were chanting his name all evening."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJong-un\'s heroics on the football pitch -- he has now scored 176 goals for the national team in just 33 appearances -- echo previous family sporting exploits.\r\n\r\nHis father, the former leader Kim Jong-il, was a scratch golfer who once scored 12 holes in one in a single round. Meanwhile, Kim Jong-un is also an adept rugby player who has given private coaching lessons to England and Australia.\r\n\r\nHe is also an accomplished mountaineer, and has completed five solo ascents of Mount Everest.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kim Jong-un scores nine goals for North Korea in World Cup qualifier', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6188-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-03 11:56:49', '2017-03-03 11:56:49', '', 6188, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6188-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6193, 1, '2017-03-03 11:57:41', '2017-03-03 11:57:41', '<strong>North Korean leader Kim Jong-un scored all nine goals as his country crushed Vietnam in a World Cup qualifier last night.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe official news agency for the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) in Pyongyang reports today how the gifted striker ran the Vietnamese defence ragged and was easily the man of the match.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPlaying in front of 250,000 fans packed into the national stadium, Jong-un bagged five goals in the first half before helping himself to four more in the second in the stunning 9-0 victory.\r\n\r\nNorth Korea now tops its Asian World Cup qualifying group by 27 points, according to the North Korean Central News Agency.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kim-jong-un-goals.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kim-jong-un-goals.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un scores nine goals as North Korea crush Vietnam in World Cup qualifier" width="771" height="462" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6190" /></a><i>Wonder strike: Kim Jong-un celebrates his sixth goal, an incredible 50-yard shot into the top corner</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe official match report says Jong-un was naturally two-footed and, being six-feet four inches tall, was a great header of the ball. It added that his natural strength meant opposition teams were unable to get the ball off him.\r\n\r\nIt continued: "It was a masterful display from the glorious leader. He could have got many more than nine goals, but he was very unselfish and passed to other members of the team when he could have scored himself.\r\n\r\n"One goal was a 50-yard screamer, two more were headers from outside the box, while in another he picked up the ball from his own corner flag and dribbled past all eleven of the Vietnam players before blasting the ball into the empty net. The crowd loved it and were chanting his name all evening."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJong-un\'s heroics on the football pitch -- he has now scored 176 goals for the national team in just 33 appearances -- echo previous family sporting exploits.\r\n\r\nHis father, the former leader Kim Jong-il, was a scratch golfer who once famously scored 12 holes in one in a single round. Meanwhile, Kim Jong-un is also an adept rugby player who has given private coaching lessons to England and Australia.\r\n\r\nHe is also an accomplished mountaineer, and has completed five solo ascents of Mount Everest.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kim Jong-un scores nine goals for North Korea in World Cup qualifier', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6188-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-03 11:57:41', '2017-03-03 11:57:41', '', 6188, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6188-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6196, 1, '2017-03-05 11:57:40', '2017-03-05 11:57:40', '<strong>Lowestoft is launching a surprise bid to be named the UK City of Culture 2021, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe upmarket Suffolk resort, which is Britain\'s most easterly spot, has formed a special committee to build a compelling case to replace Hull as a city of distinctive cultural heritage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTop priority is for Lowestoft to be upgraded to an actual city, so plans are already under way for the Lowestoft Community Church, which is curiously positioned in the middle of an industrial estate, to be turned into a cathedral.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg" alt="Lowestoft Community Church" width="777" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6197" /></a><i>Magnificent: new Lowestoft Cathedral</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Lowestoft Internationally Desirable Location (LIDL) committee is required to prove the town has an ingrained cultural heritage that has enriched the lives of residents and visitors from home and abroad.\r\n\r\nAnd they have found the perfect solution to trumpet the bid, using the town\'s most famous musical talent from the past two centuries - local rock band, The Darkness.\r\n\r\nFamous for their classic 2003 festive hit <em>Christmas Time (Don\'t Let the Bells End)</em>, the group, led by Justin Hawkins, will be penning a special LIDL anthem to support the bid for UK City of Culture 2021.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg" alt="The Darkness, Lowestoft" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6199" /></a><i>The Darkness: striking a chord for Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLIDL chairman Derek Thomas, 73, said: "Lowestoft has so much to offer. There\'s our sunshine coast with crystal clear blue seas, a historic town centre rich in crafts, arts and culinary culture stemming all the way back to the days when it was packed with delightful trawlermen.\r\n\r\n"And there is bustling shopping and nightlife, all of which explains why we have been able to attract such high-class residents. London Road South is one of Britain\'s most prestigious residential addresses, for example."\r\n\r\nIf Lowestoft\'s application for the UK City of Culture 2021 is successful, the city would win £3 million from the Heritage Fund to reinvest in economic growth.\r\n\r\n"It would mean we could add even more betting, charity and pound shops," explained Mr Thomas.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Government announced last week that 11 other cities had joined the race to win the prestigious title, which Hull won unexpectedly last time. Names in the contest include Swansea, Wells and Hereford.\r\n\r\nDespite all of Lowestoft\'s stunning attractions, culture and fascinating heritage, some visitors have been less than impressed. One recent review on TripAdvisor reads: "If ever you need a reminder that the days of visiting the quintessential British seaside town are over, this is it. It\'s winter and we didn\'t go for anything other than a walk along the seafront and a bite to eat but wish we hadn\'t bothered. This harbour area as they call it, looks dismal with miles of temporary ugly metal fencing.\r\n\r\n"We walked to the town centre and played dodge the dog poo on the way. The main shopping area has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and the High Street further down is run down and neglected. Add to that the number of drunks around and I think it would be fair to say we won\'t be in a hurry to return."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestioft town centre" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6198" /></a><i>Odds on: punters in Lowestoft city centre will back the City of Culture bid</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnother TripAdvisor review lamented: "I went into the town on a Saturday afternoon. Horrifying - a male thug ran at me from the Old Blue Anchor and tried to target me with his vomit. When I stood back in surprise he said, \'What you looking at, you prick? I\'ll kill you where you stand\'. Is this the norm in this area? 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6199, 1, '2017-03-05 11:34:13', '2017-03-05 11:34:13', 'The Darkness from Lowestoft', 'the-darkness', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'the-darkness', '', '', '2017-03-05 11:34:56', '2017-03-05 11:34:56', '', 6196, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6200, 1, '2017-03-05 11:57:40', '2017-03-05 11:57:40', '<strong>Lowestoft is launching a surprise bid to be named the UK City of Culture 2021, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe upmarket Suffolk resort, which is Britain\'s most easterly spot, has formed a special committee to build a compelling case to replace Hull as a city of distinctive cultural heritage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTop priority is for Lowestoft to be upgraded to an actual city, so plans are already under way for the Lowestoft Community Church, which is curiously positioned in the middle of an industrial estate, to be turned into a cathedral.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg" alt="Lowestoft Community Church" width="777" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6197" /></a><i>Magnificent: new Lowestoft Cathedral</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Lowestoft Internationally Desirable Location (LIDL) committee is required to prove the town has an ingrained cultural heritage that has enriched the lives of residents and visitors from home and abroad.\r\n\r\nAnd they have found the perfect solution to trumpet the bid, using the town\'s most famous musical talent from the past two centuries - local rock band, The Darkness.\r\n\r\nFamous for their classic festive hit <em>Christmas Time (Don\'t Let the Bells End)</em>, the group, led by Justin Hawkins, will be penning a special LIDL anthem to support the bid for UK City of Culture 2021.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg" alt="The Darkness, Lowestoft" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6199" /></a><i>The Darkness: striking a chord for Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLIDL chairman Derek Thomas, 73, said: "Lowestoft has so much to offer. 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Names in the contest include Swansea, Wells and Hereford.\r\n\r\nDespite all of Lowestoft\'s stunning attractions, culture and rich heritage, some visitors have been less than impressed. One recent review on TripAdvisor reads: "If ever you need a reminder that the days of visiting the quintessential British seaside town are over, this is it. It\'s winter and we didn\'t go for anything other than a walk along the seafront and a bite to eat but wish we hadn\'t bothered. This harbour area as they call it, looks dismal with miles of temporary ugly metal fencing.\r\n\r\n"We walked to the town centre and played dodge the dog poo on the way. The main shopping area has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and the High Street further down is run down and neglected. Add to that the number of drunks around and I think it would be fair to say we won\'t be in a hurry to return."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestioft town centre" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6198" /></a><i>Odds on: punters in Lowestoft city centre will back the Culture bid</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnother TripAdvisor review lamented: "I went into the town on a Saturday afternoon. Horrifying - a male thug ran at me from the Old Blue Anchor and tried to target me with his vomit. When I stood back in surprise he said, \'What you looking at you prick, I\'ll kill you where you stand\'. Is this the norm in this area? 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6202, 1, '2017-03-05 11:59:47', '2017-03-05 11:59:47', '<strong>Lowestoft is launching a surprise bid to be named the UK City of Culture 2021, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe upmarket Suffolk resort, which is Britain\'s most easterly spot, has formed a special committee to build a compelling case to replace Hull as a city of distinctive cultural heritage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTop priority is for Lowestoft to be upgraded to an actual city, so plans are already under way for the Lowestoft Community Church, which is curiously positioned in the middle of an industrial estate, to be turned into a cathedral.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg" alt="Lowestoft Community Church" width="777" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6197" /></a><i>Magnificent: new Lowestoft Cathedral</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Lowestoft Internationally Desirable Location (LIDL) committee is required to prove the town has an ingrained cultural heritage that has enriched the lives of residents and visitors from home and abroad.\r\n\r\nAnd they have found the perfect solution to trumpet the bid, using the town\'s most famous musical talent from the past two centuries - local rock band, The Darkness.\r\n\r\nFamous for their classic 2003 festive hit <em>Christmas Time (Don\'t Let the Bells End)</em>, the group, led by Justin Hawkins, will be penning a special LIDL anthem to support the bid for UK City of Culture 2021.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg" alt="The Darkness, Lowestoft" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6199" /></a><i>The Darkness: striking a chord for Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLIDL chairman Derek Thomas, 73, said: "Lowestoft has so much to offer. 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Names in the contest include Swansea, Wells and Hereford.\r\n\r\nDespite all of Lowestoft\'s stunning attractions, culture and rich heritage, some visitors have been less than impressed. One recent review on TripAdvisor reads: "If ever you need a reminder that the days of visiting the quintessential British seaside town are over, this is it. It\'s winter and we didn\'t go for anything other than a walk along the seafront and a bite to eat but wish we hadn\'t bothered. This harbour area as they call it, looks dismal with miles of temporary ugly metal fencing.\r\n\r\n"We walked to the town centre and played dodge the dog poo on the way. The main shopping area has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and the High Street further down is run down and neglected. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6203, 1, '2017-03-05 12:00:59', '2017-03-05 12:00:59', '<strong>Lowestoft is launching a surprise bid to be named the UK City of Culture 2021, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe upmarket Suffolk resort, which is Britain\'s most easterly spot, has formed a special committee to build a compelling case to replace Hull as a city of distinctive cultural heritage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTop priority is for Lowestoft to be upgraded to an actual city, so plans are already under way for the Lowestoft Community Church, which is curiously positioned in the middle of an industrial estate, to be turned into a cathedral.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg" alt="Lowestoft Community Church" width="777" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6197" /></a><i>Magnificent: new Lowestoft Cathedral</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Lowestoft Internationally Desirable Location (LIDL) committee is required to prove the town has an ingrained cultural heritage that has enriched the lives of residents and visitors from home and abroad.\r\n\r\nAnd they have found the perfect solution to trumpet the bid, using the town\'s most famous musical talent from the past two centuries - local rock band, The Darkness.\r\n\r\nFamous for their classic 2003 festive hit <em>Christmas Time (Don\'t Let the Bells End)</em>, the group, led by Justin Hawkins, will be penning a special LIDL anthem to support the bid for UK City of Culture 2021.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg" alt="The Darkness, Lowestoft" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6199" /></a><i>The Darkness: striking a chord for Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLIDL chairman Derek Thomas, 73, said: "Lowestoft has so much to offer. 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Names in the contest include Swansea, Wells and Hereford.\r\n\r\nDespite all of Lowestoft\'s stunning attractions, culture and rich heritage, some visitors have been less than impressed. One recent review on TripAdvisor reads: "If ever you need a reminder that the days of visiting the quintessential British seaside town are over, this is it. It\'s winter and we didn\'t go for anything other than a walk along the seafront and a bite to eat but wish we hadn\'t bothered. This harbour area as they call it, looks dismal with miles of temporary ugly metal fencing.\r\n\r\n"We walked to the town centre and played dodge the dog poo on the way. The main shopping area has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and the High Street further down is run down and neglected. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6204, 1, '2017-03-05 12:01:45', '2017-03-05 12:01:45', '<strong>Lowestoft is launching a surprise bid to be named the UK City of Culture 2021, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe upmarket Suffolk resort, which is Britain\'s most easterly spot, has formed a special committee to build a compelling case to replace Hull as a city of distinctive cultural heritage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTop priority is for Lowestoft to be upgraded to an actual city, so plans are already under way for the Lowestoft Community Church, which is curiously positioned in the middle of an industrial estate, to be turned into a cathedral.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg" alt="Lowestoft Community Church" width="777" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6197" /></a><i>Magnificent: new Lowestoft Cathedral</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Lowestoft Internationally Desirable Location (LIDL) committee is required to prove the town has an ingrained cultural heritage that has enriched the lives of residents and visitors from home and abroad.\r\n\r\nAnd they have found the perfect solution to trumpet the bid, using the town\'s most famous musical talent from the past two centuries - local rock band, The Darkness.\r\n\r\nFamous for their classic 2003 festive hit <em>Christmas Time (Don\'t Let the Bells End)</em>, the group, led by Justin Hawkins, will be penning a special LIDL anthem to support the bid for UK City of Culture 2021.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg" alt="The Darkness, Lowestoft" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6199" /></a><i>The Darkness: striking a chord for Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLIDL chairman Derek Thomas, 73, said: "Lowestoft has so much to offer. There\'s our sunshine coast with crystal clear blue seas, a historic town centre rich in crafts, arts and culinary culture stemming all the way back to the days when it was packed with delightful trawlermen.\r\n\r\n"And there is bustling shopping and nightlife, all of which explains why we have been able to attract such high-class residents. London Road South is one of Britain\'s most prestigious residential addresses, for example."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIf Lowestoft\'s application for the UK City of Culture 2021 is successful, the city would win £3 million from the Heritage Fund to reinvest in economic growth.\r\n\r\n"It would mean we could add even more betting, charity and pound shops, for example," explained Mr Thomas.\r\n\r\nThe Government announced last week that 11 other cities had joined the race to win the prestigious title, which Hull won unexpectedly last time. Names in the contest include Swansea, Wells and Hereford.\r\n\r\nDespite all of Lowestoft\'s stunning attractions, culture and rich heritage, some visitors have been less than impressed. One recent review on TripAdvisor reads: "If ever you need a reminder that the days of visiting the quintessential British seaside town are over, this is it. It\'s winter and we didn\'t go for anything other than a walk along the seafront and a bite to eat but wish we hadn\'t bothered. This harbour area as they call it, looks dismal with miles of temporary ugly metal fencing.\r\n\r\n"We walked to the town centre and played dodge the dog poo on the way. The main shopping area has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and the High Street further down is run down and neglected. Add to that the number of drunks around and I think it would be fair to say we won\'t be in a hurry to return."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestioft town centre" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6198" /></a><i>Odds on: punters in Lowestoft city centre will back the City of Culture bid</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnother TripAdvisor review lamented: "I went into the town on a Saturday afternoon. Horrifying - a male thug ran at me from the Old Blue Anchor and tried to target me with his vomit. When I stood back in surprise he said, \'What you looking at you prick, I\'ll kill you where you stand\'. Is this the norm in this area? 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6205, 1, '2017-03-05 12:02:18', '2017-03-05 12:02:18', '<strong>Lowestoft is launching a surprise bid to be named the UK City of Culture 2021, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe upmarket Suffolk resort, which is Britain\'s most easterly spot, has formed a special committee to build a compelling case to replace Hull as a city of distinctive cultural heritage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTop priority is for Lowestoft to be upgraded to an actual city, so plans are already under way for the Lowestoft Community Church, which is curiously positioned in the middle of an industrial estate, to be turned into a cathedral.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg" alt="Lowestoft Community Church" width="777" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6197" /></a><i>Magnificent: new Lowestoft Cathedral</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Lowestoft Internationally Desirable Location (LIDL) committee is required to prove the town has an ingrained cultural heritage that has enriched the lives of residents and visitors from home and abroad.\r\n\r\nAnd they have found the perfect solution to trumpet the bid, using the town\'s most famous musical talent from the past two centuries - local rock band, The Darkness.\r\n\r\nFamous for their classic 2003 festive hit <em>Christmas Time (Don\'t Let the Bells End)</em>, the group, led by Justin Hawkins, will be penning a special LIDL anthem to support the bid for UK City of Culture 2021.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg" alt="The Darkness, Lowestoft" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6199" /></a><i>The Darkness: striking a chord for Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLIDL chairman Derek Thomas, 73, said: "Lowestoft has so much to offer. 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Names in the contest include Swansea, Wells and Hereford.\r\n\r\nDespite all of Lowestoft\'s stunning attractions, culture and rich heritage, some visitors have been less than impressed. One recent review on TripAdvisor reads: "If ever you need a reminder that the days of visiting the quintessential British seaside town are over, this is it. It\'s winter and we didn\'t go for anything other than a walk along the seafront and a bite to eat but wish we hadn\'t bothered. This harbour area as they call it, looks dismal with miles of temporary ugly metal fencing.\r\n\r\n"We walked to the town centre and played dodge the dog poo on the way. The main shopping area has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and the High Street further down is run down and neglected. Add to that the number of drunks around and I think it would be fair to say we won\'t be in a hurry to return."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestioft town centre" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6198" /></a><i>Odds on: punters in Lowestoft city centre will back the City of Culture bid</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnother TripAdvisor review lamented: "I went into the town on a Saturday afternoon. Horrifying - a male thug ran at me from the Old Blue Anchor and tried to target me with his vomit. When I stood back in surprise he said, \'What you looking at, you prick? I\'ll kill you where you stand\'. Is this the norm in this area? 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6206, 1, '2017-03-05 12:07:01', '2017-03-05 12:07:01', '<strong>Lowestoft is launching a surprise bid to be named the UK City of Culture 2021, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe upmarket Suffolk resort, which is Britain\'s most easterly spot, has formed a special committee to build a compelling case to replace Hull as a city of distinctive cultural heritage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTop priority is for Lowestoft to be upgraded to an actual city, so plans are already under way for the Lowestoft Community Church, which is curiously positioned in the middle of an industrial estate, to be turned into a cathedral.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg" alt="Lowestoft Community Church" width="777" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6197" /></a><i>Magnificent: new Lowestoft Cathedral</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Lowestoft Internationally Desirable Location (LIDL) committee is required to prove the town has an ingrained cultural heritage that has enriched the lives of residents and visitors from home and abroad.\r\n\r\nAnd they have found the perfect solution to trumpet the bid, using the town\'s most famous musical talent from the past two centuries - local rock band, The Darkness.\r\n\r\nFamous for their classic 2003 festive hit <em>Christmas Time (Don\'t Let the Bells End)</em>, the group, led by Justin Hawkins, will be penning a special LIDL anthem to support the bid for UK City of Culture 2021.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg" alt="The Darkness, Lowestoft" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6199" /></a><i>The Darkness: striking a chord for Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLIDL chairman Derek Thomas, 73, said: "Lowestoft has so much to offer. There\'s our sunshine coast with crystal clear blue seas, a historic town centre rich in crafts, arts and culinary culture stemming all the way back to the days when it was packed with delightful trawlermen.\r\n\r\n"And there is bustling shopping and nightlife, all of which explains why we have been able to attract such high-class residents. London Road South is one of Britain\'s most prestigious residential addresses, for example."\r\n\r\nIf Lowestoft\'s application for the UK City of Culture 2021 is successful, the city would win £3 million from the Heritage Fund to reinvest in economic growth.\r\n\r\n"It would mean we could add even more betting, charity and pound shops, for example," explained Mr Thomas.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Government announced last week that 11 other cities had joined the race to win the prestigious title, which Hull won unexpectedly last time. Names in the contest include Swansea, Wells and Hereford.\r\n\r\nDespite all of Lowestoft\'s stunning attractions, culture and rich heritage, some visitors have been less than impressed. One recent review on TripAdvisor reads: "If ever you need a reminder that the days of visiting the quintessential British seaside town are over, this is it. It\'s winter and we didn\'t go for anything other than a walk along the seafront and a bite to eat but wish we hadn\'t bothered. This harbour area as they call it, looks dismal with miles of temporary ugly metal fencing.\r\n\r\n"We walked to the town centre and played dodge the dog poo on the way. The main shopping area has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and the High Street further down is run down and neglected. Add to that the number of drunks around and I think it would be fair to say we won\'t be in a hurry to return."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestioft town centre" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6198" /></a><i>Odds on: punters in Lowestoft city centre will back the City of Culture bid</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnother TripAdvisor review lamented: "I went into the town on a Saturday afternoon. Horrifying - a male thug ran at me from the Old Blue Anchor and tried to target me with his vomit. When I stood back in surprise he said, \'What you looking at, you prick? I\'ll kill you where you stand\'. Is this the norm in this area? 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6207, 1, '2017-03-05 12:11:55', '2017-03-05 12:11:55', '<strong>Lowestoft is launching a surprise bid to be named the UK City of Culture 2021, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe upmarket Suffolk resort, which is Britain\'s most easterly spot, has formed a special committee to build a compelling case to replace Hull as a city of distinctive cultural heritage.\n\n\n\nTop priority is for Lowestoft to be upgraded to an actual city, so plans are already under way for the Lowestoft Community Church, which is curiously positioned in the middle of an industrial estate, to be turned into a cathedral.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg" alt="Lowestoft Community Church" width="777" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6197" /></a><i>Magnificent: new Lowestoft Cathedral</i></center><br><br>\n\nThe Lowestoft Internationally Desirable Location (LIDL) committee is required to prove the town has an ingrained cultural heritage that has enriched the lives of residents and visitors from home and abroad.\n\nAnd they have found the perfect solution to trumpet the bid, using the town\'s most famous musical talent from the past two centuries - local rock band, The Darkness.\n\nFamous for their classic 2003 festive hit <em>Christmas Time (Don\'t Let the Bells End)</em>, the group, led by Justin Hawkins, will be penning a special LIDL anthem to support the bid for UK City of Culture 2021.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg" alt="The Darkness, Lowestoft" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6199" /></a><i>The Darkness: striking a chord for Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\n\nLIDL chairman Derek Thomas, 73, said: "Lowestoft has so much to offer. There\'s our sunshine coast with crystal clear blue seas, a historic town centre rich in crafts, arts and culinary culture stemming all the way back to the days when it was packed with delightful trawlermen.\n\n"And there is bustling shopping and nightlife, all of which explains why we have been able to attract such high-class residents. London Road South is one of Britain\'s most prestigious residential addresses, for example."\n\nIf Lowestoft\'s application for the UK City of Culture 2021 is successful, the city would win £3 million from the Heritage Fund to reinvest in economic growth.\n\n"It would mean we could add even more betting, charity and pound shops, for example," explained Mr Thomas.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe Government announced last week that 11 other cities had joined the race to win the prestigious title, which Hull won unexpectedly last time. Names in the contest include Swansea, Wells and Hereford.\n\nDespite all of Lowestoft\'s stunning attractions, culture and fascinating heritage, some visitors have been less than impressed. One recent review on TripAdvisor reads: "If ever you need a reminder that the days of visiting the quintessential British seaside town are over, this is it. It\'s winter and we didn\'t go for anything other than a walk along the seafront and a bite to eat but wish we hadn\'t bothered. This harbour area as they call it, looks dismal with miles of temporary ugly metal fencing.\n\n"We walked to the town centre and played dodge the dog poo on the way. The main shopping area has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and the High Street further down is run down and neglected. Add to that the number of drunks around and I think it would be fair to say we won\'t be in a hurry to return."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestioft town centre" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6198" /></a><i>Odds on: punters in Lowestoft city centre will back the City of Culture bid</i></center><br><br>\n\nAnother TripAdvisor review lamented: "I went into the town on a Saturday afternoon. Horrifying - a male thug ran at me from the Old Blue Anchor and tried to target me with his vomit. When I stood back in surprise he said, \'What you looking at, you prick? I\'ll kill you where you stand\'. Is this the norm in this area? Count me out."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Lowestoft bids for UK City of Culture 2021 title', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6196-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-03-05 12:11:55', '2017-03-05 12:11:55', '', 6196, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6196-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6208, 1, '2017-03-05 12:12:02', '2017-03-05 12:12:02', '<strong>Lowestoft is launching a surprise bid to be named the UK City of Culture 2021, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe upmarket Suffolk resort, which is Britain\'s most easterly spot, has formed a special committee to build a compelling case to replace Hull as a city of distinctive cultural heritage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTop priority is for Lowestoft to be upgraded to an actual city, so plans are already under way for the Lowestoft Community Church, which is curiously positioned in the middle of an industrial estate, to be turned into a cathedral.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg" alt="Lowestoft Community Church" width="777" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6197" /></a><i>Magnificent: new Lowestoft Cathedral</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Lowestoft Internationally Desirable Location (LIDL) committee is required to prove the town has an ingrained cultural heritage that has enriched the lives of residents and visitors from home and abroad.\r\n\r\nAnd they have found the perfect solution to trumpet the bid, using the town\'s most famous musical talent from the past two centuries - local rock band, The Darkness.\r\n\r\nFamous for their classic 2003 festive hit <em>Christmas Time (Don\'t Let the Bells End)</em>, the group, led by Justin Hawkins, will be penning a special LIDL anthem to support the bid for UK City of Culture 2021.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg" alt="The Darkness, Lowestoft" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6199" /></a><i>The Darkness: striking a chord for Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLIDL chairman Derek Thomas, 73, said: "Lowestoft has so much to offer. There\'s our sunshine coast with crystal clear blue seas, a historic town centre rich in crafts, arts and culinary culture stemming all the way back to the days when it was packed with delightful trawlermen.\r\n\r\n"And there is bustling shopping and nightlife, all of which explains why we have been able to attract such high-class residents. London Road South is one of Britain\'s most prestigious residential addresses, for example."\r\n\r\nIf Lowestoft\'s application for the UK City of Culture 2021 is successful, the city would win £3 million from the Heritage Fund to reinvest in economic growth.\r\n\r\n"It would mean we could add even more betting, charity and pound shops, for example," explained Mr Thomas.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Government announced last week that 11 other cities had joined the race to win the prestigious title, which Hull won unexpectedly last time. 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Add to that the number of drunks around and I think it would be fair to say we won\'t be in a hurry to return."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestioft town centre" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6198" /></a><i>Odds on: punters in Lowestoft city centre will back the City of Culture bid</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnother TripAdvisor review lamented: "I went into the town on a Saturday afternoon. Horrifying - a male thug ran at me from the Old Blue Anchor and tried to target me with his vomit. When I stood back in surprise he said, \'What you looking at, you prick? I\'ll kill you where you stand\'. Is this the norm in this area? 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6210, 1, '2017-03-05 13:04:47', '2017-03-05 13:04:47', '<strong>Lowestoft is launching a surprise bid to be named the UK City of Culture 2021, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe upmarket Suffolk resort, which is Britain\'s most easterly spot, has formed a special committee to build a compelling case to replace Hull as a city of distinctive cultural heritage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTop priority is for Lowestoft to be upgraded to an actual city, so plans are already under way for the Lowestoft Community Church, which is curiously positioned in the middle of an industrial estate, to be turned into a cathedral.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lowestoft-community-church-e1488712625855.jpg" alt="Lowestoft Community Church" width="777" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6197" /></a><i>Magnificent: new Lowestoft Cathedral</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Lowestoft Internationally Desirable Location (LIDL) committee is required to prove the town has an ingrained cultural heritage that has enriched the lives of residents and visitors from home and abroad.\r\n\r\nAnd they have found the perfect solution to trumpet the bid, using the town\'s most famous musical talent from the past two centuries - local rock band, The Darkness.\r\n\r\nFamous for their classic 2003 festive hit <em>Christmas Time (Don\'t Let the Bells End)</em>, the group, led by Justin Hawkins, will be penning a special LIDL anthem to support the bid for UK City of Culture 2021.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-darkness-e1488713710292.jpg" alt="The Darkness, Lowestoft" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6199" /></a><i>The Darkness: striking a chord for Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLIDL chairman Derek Thomas, 73, said: "Lowestoft has so much to offer. There\'s our sunshine coast with crystal clear blue seas, a historic town centre rich in crafts, arts and culinary culture stemming all the way back to the days when it was packed with delightful trawlermen.\r\n\r\n"And there is bustling shopping and nightlife, all of which explains why we have been able to attract such high-class residents. London Road South is one of Britain\'s most prestigious residential addresses, for example."\r\n\r\nIf Lowestoft\'s application for the UK City of Culture 2021 is successful, the city would win £3 million from the Heritage Fund to reinvest in economic growth.\r\n\r\n"It would mean we could add even more betting, charity and pound shops," explained Mr Thomas.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Government announced last week that 11 other cities had joined the race to win the prestigious title, which Hull won unexpectedly last time. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6214, 1, '2017-03-07 09:46:46', '2017-03-07 09:46:46', '<strong>A grandmother has been arrested for allegedly trying to sell drugs she found washed up on a Norfolk beach - to pay for her hip replacement.</strong>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 71, discovered  a sports bag containing cocaine on a beach near Lowestoft just days after huge quantities of the drug were found along the Norfolk  coastline.\r\n\r\nBut instead of calling the police to hand in the drugs, said to have a street value of £500,000, Spratt took the packages back to her home near Dereham.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers claim she asked her son, Billy Bob, what the mysterious white powder was, and was surprised to be told it was a high-class drug.\r\n\r\nShe reasoned she could sell the Class A cocaine in Norwich and use the money to pay for a hip replacement she had wanted for 10 years.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>High tide: some of the drugs found on Norfolk beaches</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut Spratt\'s cunning plan was foiled when undercover police posed as customers at a midnight meeting close to the Norwich City Football ground in Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nNorfolk police spokesman PC Jesse Pinkman said Spratt was arrested on the spot and subsequently charged with possession with intent to supply.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a><i>Accused: police handout photo of Edna Spratt</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police statement said: "A 71-year-old woman appeared before city magistrates and admitted what she had done. But she will still have to go to Crown Court for sentencing.\r\n\r\n"Magistrates granted her bail after hearing she desperately needed money for a hip replacement, and she had no intention of becoming a big player in the drugs world.\r\n\r\n"She has apologised to all concerned, and is terrified she might have to go to prison. We would urge anyone finding drugs on East Anglian beaches to hand them into police."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpratt\'s lawyer, Walter White, said the circumstances around the case, including the fact she found the drugs rather than purchased them, would be taken into account and he expected her to escape with a fine.\r\n\r\nMore than £50 million of cocaine was washed up on beaches north of Lowestoft last month. Police appealed for the public to keep away, but hundreds of thousands of people took it upon themselves to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-beach-drugs/">"take a pleasant stroll on the beach"</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Grandmother \'tried to sell drugs\' found on Norfolk beach to pay for hip replacement', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'grandmother-norfolk-drugs', '', '', '2017-03-07 09:48:07', '2017-03-07 09:48:07', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6214', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6215, 1, '2017-03-07 09:46:46', '2017-03-07 09:46:46', '<strong>A grandmother has been arrested for allegedly trying to sell drugs she found washed up on a Norfolk beach - to pay for her hip replacement.</strong>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 71, discovered  a sports bag containing cocaine on a beach near Lowestoft just days after huge quantities of the drug were found along the Norfolk  coastline.\r\n\r\nBut instead of calling the police to hand in the drugs, said to have a street value of £500,000, Spratt took the packages back to her home near Dereham.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers claim she asked her son, Billy Bob, what the mysterious white powder was, and was surprised to be told it was a high-class drug.\r\n\r\nShe reasoned she could sell the Class A cocaine in Norwich and use the money to pay for a hip replacement she had wanted for 10 years.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>High tide: some of the drugs found on Norfolk beaches</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut Spratt\'s cunning plan was foiled when undercover police posed as customers at a midnight meeting close to the Norwich City Football ground in Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nNorfolk police spokesman PC Jesse Pinkman said Spratt was arrested on the spot and subsequently charged with possession with intent to supply.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/norfolk-hovel-e1446716727289.png" alt="norfolk hovel edna spratt" width="500" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1241" /></a><i>Accused: police handout photo of Edna Spratt</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police statement said: "A 71-year-old woman appeared before city magistrates and admitted what she had done. But she will still have to go to Crown Court for sentencing.\r\n\r\n"Magistrates granted her bail after hearing she desperately needed money for a hip replacement, and she had no intention of becoming a big player in the drugs world.\r\n\r\n"She has apologised to all concerned, and is terrified she might have to go to prison. We would urge anyone finding drugs on East Anglian beaches to hand them into police."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpratt\'s lawyer, Walter White, said the circumstances around the case, including the fact she found the drugs rather than purchased them, would be taken into account and he expected her to escape with a fine.\r\n\r\nMore than £50 million of cocaine was washed up on beaches north of Lowestoft last month. Police appealed for the public to keep away, but hundreds of thousands of people took it upon themselves to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-beach-drugs/">"take a pleasant stroll on the beach"</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Grandmother \'tried to sell drugs\' found on Norfolk beach to pay for hip replacement', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6214-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-07 09:46:46', '2017-03-07 09:46:46', '', 6214, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6214-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6216, 1, '2017-03-07 09:48:01', '2017-03-07 09:48:01', '<strong>A grandmother has been arrested for allegedly trying to sell drugs she found washed up on a Norfolk beach - to pay for her hip replacement.</strong>\n\nEdna Spratt, 71, discovered  a sports bag containing cocaine on a beach near Lowestoft just days after huge quantities of the drug were found along the Norfolk  coastline.\n\nBut instead of calling the police to hand in the drugs, said to have a street value of £500,000, Spratt took the packages back to her home near Dereham.\n\n\n\nOfficers claim she asked her son, Billy Bob, what the mysterious white powder was, and was surprised to be told it was a high-class drug.\n\nShe reasoned she could sell the Class A cocaine in Norwich and use the money to pay for a hip replacement she had wanted for 10 years.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>High tide: some of the drugs found on Norfolk beaches</i></center><br><br>\n\nBut Spratt\'s cunning plan was foiled when undercover police posed as customers at a midnight meeting close to the Norwich City Football ground in Carrow Road.\n\nNorfolk police spokesman PC Jesse Pinkman said Spratt was arrested on the spot and subsequently charged with possession with intent to supply.\n\n<center><i>Accused: police handout photo of Edna Spratt</i></center><br><br>\n\nA police statement said: "A 71-year-old woman appeared before city magistrates and admitted what she had done. But she will still have to go to Crown Court for sentencing.\n\n"Magistrates granted her bail after hearing she desperately needed money for a hip replacement, and she had no intention of becoming a big player in the drugs world.\n\n"She has apologised to all concerned, and is terrified she might have to go to prison. We would urge anyone finding drugs on East Anglian beaches to hand them into police."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSpratt\'s lawyer, Walter White, said the circumstances around the case, including the fact she found the drugs rather than purchased them, would be taken into account and he expected her to escape with a fine.\n\nMore than £50 million of cocaine was washed up on beaches north of Lowestoft last month. Police appealed for the public to keep away, but hundreds of thousands of people took it upon themselves to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-beach-drugs/">"take a pleasant stroll on the beach"</a>.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Grandmother \'tried to sell drugs\' found on Norfolk beach to pay for hip replacement', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6214-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-03-07 09:48:01', '2017-03-07 09:48:01', '', 6214, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6214-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6217, 1, '2017-03-07 09:48:07', '2017-03-07 09:48:07', '<strong>A grandmother has been arrested for allegedly trying to sell drugs she found washed up on a Norfolk beach - to pay for her hip replacement.</strong>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 71, discovered  a sports bag containing cocaine on a beach near Lowestoft just days after huge quantities of the drug were found along the Norfolk  coastline.\r\n\r\nBut instead of calling the police to hand in the drugs, said to have a street value of £500,000, Spratt took the packages back to her home near Dereham.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers claim she asked her son, Billy Bob, what the mysterious white powder was, and was surprised to be told it was a high-class drug.\r\n\r\nShe reasoned she could sell the Class A cocaine in Norwich and use the money to pay for a hip replacement she had wanted for 10 years.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>High tide: some of the drugs found on Norfolk beaches</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut Spratt\'s cunning plan was foiled when undercover police posed as customers at a midnight meeting close to the Norwich City Football ground in Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nNorfolk police spokesman PC Jesse Pinkman said Spratt was arrested on the spot and subsequently charged with possession with intent to supply.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a><i>Accused: police handout photo of Edna Spratt</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police statement said: "A 71-year-old woman appeared before city magistrates and admitted what she had done. But she will still have to go to Crown Court for sentencing.\r\n\r\n"Magistrates granted her bail after hearing she desperately needed money for a hip replacement, and she had no intention of becoming a big player in the drugs world.\r\n\r\n"She has apologised to all concerned, and is terrified she might have to go to prison. We would urge anyone finding drugs on East Anglian beaches to hand them into police."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpratt\'s lawyer, Walter White, said the circumstances around the case, including the fact she found the drugs rather than purchased them, would be taken into account and he expected her to escape with a fine.\r\n\r\nMore than £50 million of cocaine was washed up on beaches north of Lowestoft last month. Police appealed for the public to keep away, but hundreds of thousands of people took it upon themselves to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-beach-drugs/">"take a pleasant stroll on the beach"</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Grandmother \'tried to sell drugs\' found on Norfolk beach to pay for hip replacement', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6214-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-07 09:48:07', '2017-03-07 09:48:07', '', 6214, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6214-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6218, 1, '2017-03-09 08:59:34', '2017-03-09 08:59:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Colombian-cycling-team-e1489049185117.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Colombian-cycling-team-e1489049185117.jpg" alt="Colombian women&#039;s cycling team" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6219" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nAuthorities worldwide helped promote International Women\'s Day yesterday by illustrating how their ladies sports teams are treated equally to the men.</strong>\r\n\r\nColombia led the way by showing off its women\'s national <a type=amzn >cycling</a> team, insisting its support was based on sporting merit alone - and had absolutely nothing to do with sexual titillation.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Colombia Cycling said: "To celebrate International Women\'s Day we thought we would give the girls a nice new outfit to wear.\r\n\r\n"We think it looks lovely and shows off their sporting physique. We got them to pose for some pictures, patted them on the bum, then sent them home to do their housework."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the cycling kits have been such a success that the style will cross over into mainstream fashion.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Fashion Editor Iona Diamond said: "I can see these being worn by the lovely ladies in Ipswich town centre."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cycling team celebrates International Women\'s Day', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cycling-international-womens-day', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:57:02', '2017-05-24 10:57:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6218', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6220, 1, '2017-03-09 08:59:35', '2017-03-09 08:59:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Colombian-cycling-team-e1489049185117.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Colombian-cycling-team-e1489049185117.jpg" alt="Colombian women&#039;s cycling team" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6219" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nAuthorities worldwide helped promote International Women\'s Day yesterday by illustrating how their ladies sports teams are treated equally to the men.</strong>\r\n\r\nColombia led the way by showing off its women\'s national cycling team, insisting its support was based on sporting merit alone - and had absolutely nothing to do with sexual titillation.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Colombia Cycling said: "To celebrate International Women\'s Day we thought we would give the girls a nice new outfit to wear.\r\n\r\n"We think it looks lovely and shows off their sporting physique. We got them to pose for some pictures, patted them on the bum, then sent them home to do their housework."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the cycling kits have been such a success that the style will cross over into mainstream fashion.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Fashion Editor Iona Diamond said: "I can see these being worn by the lovely ladies in Ipswich town centre."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cycling team celebrates International Women\'s Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6218-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-09 08:59:35', '2017-03-09 08:59:35', '', 6218, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6221, 1, '2017-03-09 09:08:18', '2017-03-09 09:08:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrivers who complain about "ignorant" cyclists hogging the road were today celebrating Team GB\'s brilliant Olympic success in the cycling.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk motorist Graham Dingle regularly moans about riders sharing his tarmac, and claims those on two wheels trying to improve their fitness and wellbeing are "a menace, a liability and they don\'t even pay road tax".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut this week Mr Dingle, 56, was trying to impress work colleagues with his cycling knowledge, describing how Laura Trott was crushing the omnium event, and how delighted he was that Mark Cavendish had finally achieved his dream of winning an Olympic medal.\r\n\r\n"It really makes you proud to be British," he said. "These men and women are showing total commitment to their sport of cycling, and years of hard training is paying off.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve won four gold medals in cycling alone. Hopefully all these Olympic medals will encourage more people to get out into the fresh air and take up the sport."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laura-trott-olympics.jpg" alt="laura trott olympics" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4287" /></a><i>Hot to Trott: Drivers are happy with Laura Trott\'s stunning success on the bike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dingle later got back in his car to drive the two miles home, and cursed as a cyclist wearing "ridiculous lycra" had the arrogance to use a public road at the same time as him.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"These people are a disgrace," he shouted while shaking his fist. "I once saw one going through a red light, and I can hardly move in my car at weekends because there are so many of them."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Angry motorists now celebrating Olympic cycling success', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4286-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-09 09:08:18', '2017-03-09 09:08:18', '', 4286, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4286-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6222, 1, '2017-03-10 09:55:58', '2017-03-10 09:55:58', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/builder-cash-e1489139123204.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/builder-cash-e1489139123204.jpg" alt="Builder furious at tax hike" width="777" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6223" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ruth Tyler, Construction Correspondent\r\n\r\nA self-employed tradesman who prefers to be paid in cash is furious that the Chancellor has increased his National Insurance payments.</strong>\r\n\r\nBuilder and decorator Bill Smith, 54, tells his customers across East Anglia he would "prefer cash, because it\'s easier".\r\n\r\nBut what he really means is this makes it easier for him to keep no record of the payment so he can cheat the tax man out of thousands of pounds a year.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow Mr Smith is angry that yesterday\'s Budget raised National Insurance contributions for the self-employed by an average of £240 a year.\r\n\r\n"The Tories are taking an effing liberty," he fumed. "I put a lot of effort into avoiding paying what I should in tax, and now the Government thinks it can come along and hit me with a tax hike.\r\n\r\n"Well they won\'t be getting my vote again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWith that, Mr Smith stuffed another £50 into his back pocket after repairing a pensioner\'s leaking kitchen tap.\r\n\r\nChancellor Philip Hammond says the National Insurance rise for the self-employed levels the playing field, as they pay less tax than employed workers.\r\n\r\nHe admitted that coining in the extra National Insurance did depend on the self-employed declaring their actual income in the first place.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cash-in-hand tradesman furious over Budget tax hike', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cash-in-hand', '', '', '2017-03-10 09:57:42', '2017-03-10 09:57:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6222', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6223, 1, '2017-03-10 09:45:07', '2017-03-10 09:45:07', 'Builder angry he has to pay more national insurance', 'builder-cash', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'builder-cash', '', '', '2017-03-10 09:45:57', '2017-03-10 09:45:57', '', 6222, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/builder-cash.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6224, 1, '2017-03-10 09:55:58', '2017-03-10 09:55:58', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/builder-cash-e1489139123204.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/builder-cash-e1489139123204.jpg" alt="Builder furious at tax hike" width="777" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6223" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ruth Tyler, Construction Correspondent\r\n\r\nA self-employed tradesman who prefers to be paid in cash is furious that the Chancellor has increased his National Insurance payments.</strong>\r\n\r\nBuilder and decorator Bill Smith, 54, tells his customers across East Anglia he would "prefer cash, because it\'s easier".\r\n\r\nBut what he really means is this makes it easier for him to keep no record of the payment so he can cheat the tax man out of thousands of pounds a year.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow Mr Smith is angry that yesterday\'s Budget raised National Insurance contributions for the self-employed by an average of £240 a year.\r\n\r\n"The Tories are taking an effing liberty," he fumed. "I put a lot of effort into avoiding paying what I should in tax, and now the Government thinks it can come along and hit me with a tax hike.\r\n\r\n"Well they won\'t be getting my vote again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWith that, Mr Smith stuffed another £50 into his back pocket after repairing a pensioner\'s leaking kitchen tap.\r\n\r\nChancellor Philip Hammond says the National Insurance rise for the self-employed levels the playing field, as they pay less tax than employed workers. He admitted that coining in the extra National Insurance did depend on the self-employed declaring their actual income.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cash-in-hand tradesman furious over Budget tax hike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6222-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-10 09:55:58', '2017-03-10 09:55:58', '', 6222, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6222-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6225, 1, '2017-03-10 09:57:36', '2017-03-10 09:57:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/builder-cash-e1489139123204.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/builder-cash-e1489139123204.jpg" alt="Builder furious at tax hike" width="777" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6223" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Ruth Tyler, Construction Correspondent\n\nA self-employed tradesman who prefers to be paid in cash is furious that the Chancellor has increased his National Insurance payments.</strong>\n\nBuilder and decorator Bill Smith, 54, tells his customers across East Anglia he would "prefer cash, because it\'s easier".\n\nBut what he really means is this makes it easier for him to keep no record of the payment so he can cheat the tax man out of thousands of pounds a year.\n\n\n\nNow Mr Smith is angry that yesterday\'s Budget raised National Insurance contributions for the self-employed by an average of £240 a year.\n\n"The Tories are taking an effing liberty," he fumed. "I put a lot of effort into avoiding paying what I should in tax, and now the Government thinks it can come along and hit me with a tax hike.\n\n"Well they won\'t be getting my vote again."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nWith that, Mr Smith stuffed another £50 into his back pocket after repairing a pensioner\'s leaking kitchen tap.\n\nChancellor Philip Hammond says the National Insurance rise for the self-employed levels the playing field, as they pay less tax than employed workers. He admitted that coining in the extra National Insurance did depend on the self-employed declaring their actual income in the first plac.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cash-in-hand tradesman furious over Budget tax hike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6222-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-03-10 09:57:36', '2017-03-10 09:57:36', '', 6222, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6222-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6226, 1, '2017-03-10 09:57:42', '2017-03-10 09:57:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/builder-cash-e1489139123204.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/builder-cash-e1489139123204.jpg" alt="Builder furious at tax hike" width="777" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6223" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ruth Tyler, Construction Correspondent\r\n\r\nA self-employed tradesman who prefers to be paid in cash is furious that the Chancellor has increased his National Insurance payments.</strong>\r\n\r\nBuilder and decorator Bill Smith, 54, tells his customers across East Anglia he would "prefer cash, because it\'s easier".\r\n\r\nBut what he really means is this makes it easier for him to keep no record of the payment so he can cheat the tax man out of thousands of pounds a year.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow Mr Smith is angry that yesterday\'s Budget raised National Insurance contributions for the self-employed by an average of £240 a year.\r\n\r\n"The Tories are taking an effing liberty," he fumed. "I put a lot of effort into avoiding paying what I should in tax, and now the Government thinks it can come along and hit me with a tax hike.\r\n\r\n"Well they won\'t be getting my vote again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWith that, Mr Smith stuffed another £50 into his back pocket after repairing a pensioner\'s leaking kitchen tap.\r\n\r\nChancellor Philip Hammond says the National Insurance rise for the self-employed levels the playing field, as they pay less tax than employed workers.\r\n\r\nHe admitted that coining in the extra National Insurance did depend on the self-employed declaring their actual income in the first place.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cash-in-hand tradesman furious over Budget tax hike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6222-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-10 09:57:42', '2017-03-10 09:57:42', '', 6222, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6222-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6228, 1, '2017-03-10 10:15:26', '2017-03-10 10:15:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lavenham-dodgy-houses-e1424093662730.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lavenham-dodgy-houses-e1424093662730.jpg" alt="lavenham-medieval-houses" width="450" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-214" /></a></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Ruth Tyler, Construction Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe quality of building work in a picturesque Suffolk village has been called into question after many houses were seen to be suffering from crazy subsidence-style defects.</b>\r\n\r\nProperties in Lavenham seem to have moved over the years, with window frames, beams and even roofs appearing to deviate from what should be perfectly straight lines.\r\n\r\nAmazingly, people in the quaint town do not seem concerned that their houses are about to fall down.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLast night UKIP claimed the influx of builders from Eastern Europe was clearly to blame.\r\n\r\nA party insider said: "It does not take an expert to see these properties have not been built to the highest of British standards. We have many builders from Poland and elsewhere now working in Suffolk, and they are taking the jobs of British craftsmen.\r\n\r\n"There is no way British builders would have allowed such a finish."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Lavenham Town Council leader Anthony Smythe-Farquar said UKIP were simply missing the point. "These houses were not built by Polish immigrant workers in the past 18 months," he said.\r\n\r\n"We are one of the UK\'s finest and most visited medieval villages, and these houses are actually more than 500 years old. The fact they are still standing at all shows just how well they were built all those years ago. And anyway, Polish builders, and builders from anywhere else in Eastern Europe for that matter, are very good."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for UKIP added: "OK, then. So maybe the building are over 500 years old. However, the builders probably came from the Ottoman Empire."\r\n\r\n* * *\r\n\r\nLike the Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking this link and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Quality row over Suffolk village houses', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '213-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-10 10:15:26', '2017-03-10 10:15:26', '', 213, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/213-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6230, 1, '2018-03-01 08:57:43', '2018-03-01 08:57:43', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Phil McCracken\n\nA nudist beach will be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\n\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those brave enough to bare all despite the English weather.\n\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors in a rowdy meeting last night.\n\nBut residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar, The Rev Evan Elpuss was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a>\n\nThe nudist beach was proposed in order to broaden Aldeburgh\'s appeal, which tourism chiefs believed was too narrow. Brian Collins, responsible for visitor numbers to the Suffolk Coastal area, said: "Aldeburgh has a bit of a \'stick-in-the-mud\' reputation and we need to drag it into the 21st century.\n\n"We threw around a few ideas, including a fun-fair, bingo hall and a greyhound stadium, but settled on a nudist beach as the most appealing to the general public.\n\n"The nudist beach will be only 200-yards wide and it will be roped off. However, it will be visible to anyone walking past, and to visitors on the normal beach on either side.\n\n"For anyone with a special interest, we plan on erecting a special viewing platform on top of the Moot Hall."\n\nThe Rev Elpuss blasted the plans. "It\'s disgusting. People visit Aldeburgh precisely because it is old-fashioned and offers a totally different pace of life.\n\n"Who wants to visit the town and be faced with bare breasts and worse? I urge the council to reconsider."\n\nAnd local bakery owner Camilla Farquarson-Hunter stormed: "The only baps on display in Aldeburgh should be my own floury ones."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2283-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-01 08:57:43', '2018-03-01 08:57:43', '', 2283, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2283-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6231, 1, '2017-03-10 16:57:02', '2017-03-10 16:57:02', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA nudist beach will be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those brave enough to bare all despite the English weather.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors in a rowdy meeting last night.\r\n\r\nBut residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar, The Rev Evan Elpuss was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a></center><center><i>Cheeky: a soothing scene coming to Aldeburgh next summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe nudist beach was proposed in order to broaden Aldeburgh\'s appeal, which tourism chiefs believed was too narrow. Brian Collins, responsible for visitor numbers to the Suffolk Coastal area, said: "Aldeburgh has a bit of a \'stick-in-the-mud\' reputation and we need to drag it into the 21st century.\r\n\r\n"We threw around a few ideas, including a fun-fair, bingo hall and a greyhound stadium, but settled on a nudist beach as the most appealing to the general public.\r\n\r\n"The nudist beach will be only 200-yards wide and it will be roped off. However, it will be visible to anyone walking past, and to visitors on the normal beach on either side.\r\n\r\n"For anyone with a special interest, we plan on erecting a special viewing platform on top of the Moot Hall."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Rev Elpuss blasted the plans. "It\'s disgusting. People visit Aldeburgh precisely because it is old-fashioned and offers a totally different pace of life.\r\n\r\n"Who wants to visit the town and be faced with bare breasts and worse? I urge the council to reconsider."\r\n\r\nAnd local bakery owner Camilla Farquarson-Hunter stormed: "The only baps on display in Aldeburgh should be my own floury ones."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2283-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-10 16:57:02', '2017-03-10 16:57:02', '', 2283, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6232, 1, '2017-03-10 19:53:31', '2017-03-10 19:53:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gary-megson.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gary-megson.jpg" alt="Gary Megson" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6233" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nGary Megson is set to be named the new manager of Norwich City on Monday, it can be revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries will turn to charismatic Megson to rescue their season after sensationally sacking Alex Neil tonight.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMegson, a former Norwich player who managed the club in 1995 when he scraped an impressive 18% win ratio, has been told by owner Delia Smith she expects the team to make the play-offs this season.\r\n\r\nAnything less will be a huge embarrassment for the Norfolk club, which was relegated from the Premier League last season with a strong playing squad and millions of pounds more in parachute payments.\r\n\r\nThe club languishes in eighth place in the Championship, nine points of the play off spots. \r\n\r\nCarrow Road fans will be delighted by 57-year-old Megson\'s return. The ginger boss, who famously scored a last-minute own goal at Ipswich to lose the East Anglian derby, is known for free-flowing, attacking football but has inexplicably been without a club since 2012.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Norwich City insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We are delighted to have snapped up Gary Megson on a five-year deal. He will be the most expensive manager we have ever had, but we will reap the rewards back in the Premiership."\r\n\r\nBut former fans\' favourite Darren Huckerby is quoted on Wikipedia as doubting Megson\'s style. He said: "I told him I didn\'t like the way he coached, I didn\'t like the way he shouted at his players and didn\'t like the way he treated seasoned professionals like 15-year-olds.\r\n\r\n"I was just being honest with him. I said: \'I\'ve seen you on the sidelines and you look like a crazed animal\'."\r\n\r\nMegson is expected to name former Norwich goalkeeper Bryan Gunn as his chief coach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Megson to be named Norwich City manager', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'gary-megson-norwich-manager', '', '', '2017-03-10 20:06:21', '2017-03-10 20:06:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6232', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6234, 1, '2017-03-10 19:53:31', '2017-03-10 19:53:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gary-megson.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gary-megson.jpg" alt="Gary Megson" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6233" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nGary Megson is set to be named the new manager of Norwich City on Monday, it can be revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries will turn to charismatic Megson to rescue their season after sensationally sacking Alex Neil tonight.\r\n\r\nMegson, a former Norwich player who managed the club in 1995 when he scraped an 18% win ratio, has been told by owner Delia Smith she expects the team to make the play-offs this season.\r\n\r\nAnything less will be a huge embarrassment for the Norfolk club, which was relegated from the Premier League last season with a strong playing squad and millions of pounds more in parachute payments.\r\n\r\nThe club languishes in eighth place in the Championship, nine points of the play off spots. \r\n\r\nCarrow Road fans will be delighted by 57-year-old Megson\'s return. The ginger boss, who famously scored a last-minute own goal at Ipswich to lose the East Anglian derby, is known for free-flowing, attacking football but has inexplicably been without a club since 2012.\r\n\r\nA Norwich City insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We are delighted to have snapped up Gary Megson on a five-year deal. He will be the most expensive manager we have ever had, but we will reap the rewards back in the Premiership."\r\n\r\nBut former fans\' favourite Darren Huckerby is quoted on Wikipedia as doubting Megson\'s style. He said: "I told him I didn\'t like the way he coached, I didn\'t like the way he shouted at his players and didn\'t like the way he treated seasoned professionals like 15-year-olds.\r\n\r\n"I was just being honest with him. I said: \'I\'ve seen you on the sidelines and you look like a crazed animal\'."\r\n\r\nMegson is expected to name former Norwich goalkeeper Bryan Gunn as his chief coach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Megson to be named Norwich City manager', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6232-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-10 19:53:31', '2017-03-10 19:53:31', '', 6232, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6232-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6235, 1, '2017-03-10 19:59:52', '2017-03-10 19:59:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gary-megson.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gary-megson.jpg" alt="Gary Megson" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6233" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nGary Megson is set to be named the new manager of Norwich City on Monday, it can be revealed.</strong>\n\nThe Canaries will turn to charismatic Megson to rescue their season after sensationally sacking Alex Neil tonight.\n\n\n\nMegson, a former Norwich player who managed the club in 1995 when he scraped an impressive 18% win ratio, has been told by owner Delia Smith she expects the team to make the play-offs this season.\n\nAnything less will be a huge embarrassment for the Norfolk club, which was relegated from the Premier League last season with a strong playing squad and millions of pounds more in parachute payments.\n\nThe club languishes in eighth place in the Championship, nine points of the play off spots. \n\nCarrow Road fans will be delighted by 57-year-old Megson\'s return. The ginger boss, who famously scored a last-minute own goal at Ipswich to lose the East Anglian derby, is known for free-flowing, attacking football but has inexplicably been without a club since 2012.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA Norwich City insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We are delighted to have snapped up Gary Megson on a five-year deal. He will be the most expensive manager we have ever had, but we will reap the rewards back in the Premiership."\n\nBut former fans\' favourite Darren Huckerby is quoted on Wikipedia as doubting Megson\'s style. He said: "I told him I didn\'t like the way he coached, I didn\'t like the way he shouted at his players and didn\'t like the way he treated seasoned professionals like 15-year-olds.\n\n"I was just being honest with him. I said: \'I\'ve seen you on the sidelines and you look like a crazed animal\'."\n\nMegson is expected to name former Norwich goalkeeper Bryan Gunn as his chief coach.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Megson to be named Norwich City manager', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6232-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-03-10 19:59:52', '2017-03-10 19:59:52', '', 6232, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6232-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6236, 1, '2017-03-10 19:56:47', '2017-03-10 19:56:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gary-megson.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gary-megson.jpg" alt="Gary Megson" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6233" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nGary Megson is set to be named the new manager of Norwich City on Monday, it can be revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries will turn to charismatic Megson to rescue their season after sensationally sacking Alex Neil tonight.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMegson, a former Norwich player who managed the club in 1995 when he scraped an 18% win ratio, has been told by owner Delia Smith she expects the team to make the play-offs this season.\r\n\r\nAnything less will be a huge embarrassment for the Norfolk club, which was relegated from the Premier League last season with a strong playing squad and millions of pounds more in parachute payments.\r\n\r\nThe club languishes in eighth place in the Championship, nine points of the play off spots. \r\n\r\nCarrow Road fans will be delighted by 57-year-old Megson\'s return. The ginger boss, who famously scored a last-minute own goal at Ipswich to lose the East Anglian derby, is known for free-flowing, attacking football but has inexplicably been without a club since 2012.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Norwich City insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We are delighted to have snapped up Gary Megson on a five-year deal. He will be the most expensive manager we have ever had, but we will reap the rewards back in the Premiership."\r\n\r\nBut former fans\' favourite Darren Huckerby is quoted on Wikipedia as doubting Megson\'s style. He said: "I told him I didn\'t like the way he coached, I didn\'t like the way he shouted at his players and didn\'t like the way he treated seasoned professionals like 15-year-olds.\r\n\r\n"I was just being honest with him. I said: \'I\'ve seen you on the sidelines and you look like a crazed animal\'."\r\n\r\nMegson is expected to name former Norwich goalkeeper Bryan Gunn as his chief coach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Megson to be named Norwich City manager', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6232-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-10 19:56:47', '2017-03-10 19:56:47', '', 6232, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6232-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6237, 1, '2017-03-10 20:06:21', '2017-03-10 20:06:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gary-megson.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/gary-megson.jpg" alt="Gary Megson" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6233" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nGary Megson is set to be named the new manager of Norwich City on Monday, it can be revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries will turn to charismatic Megson to rescue their season after sensationally sacking Alex Neil tonight.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMegson, a former Norwich player who managed the club in 1995 when he scraped an impressive 18% win ratio, has been told by owner Delia Smith she expects the team to make the play-offs this season.\r\n\r\nAnything less will be a huge embarrassment for the Norfolk club, which was relegated from the Premier League last season with a strong playing squad and millions of pounds more in parachute payments.\r\n\r\nThe club languishes in eighth place in the Championship, nine points of the play off spots. \r\n\r\nCarrow Road fans will be delighted by 57-year-old Megson\'s return. The ginger boss, who famously scored a last-minute own goal at Ipswich to lose the East Anglian derby, is known for free-flowing, attacking football but has inexplicably been without a club since 2012.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Norwich City insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We are delighted to have snapped up Gary Megson on a five-year deal. He will be the most expensive manager we have ever had, but we will reap the rewards back in the Premiership."\r\n\r\nBut former fans\' favourite Darren Huckerby is quoted on Wikipedia as doubting Megson\'s style. He said: "I told him I didn\'t like the way he coached, I didn\'t like the way he shouted at his players and didn\'t like the way he treated seasoned professionals like 15-year-olds.\r\n\r\n"I was just being honest with him. I said: \'I\'ve seen you on the sidelines and you look like a crazed animal\'."\r\n\r\nMegson is expected to name former Norwich goalkeeper Bryan Gunn as his chief coach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Megson to be named Norwich City manager', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6232-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-10 20:06:21', '2017-03-10 20:06:21', '', 6232, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6232-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6239, 1, '2017-03-13 13:40:17', '2017-03-13 13:40:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jimmie-krankie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jimmie-krankie.jpg" alt="Wee Jimmy Krankie" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6240" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Feisty Scottish schoolboy Wee Jimmy Krankie has demanded he be allowed to leave home again so he can enjoy an independent lifestyle.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe diminutive, ginger-haired tearaway has decided that independence is the way forward, even though he has no money of his own to look after himself.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nJimmy, aged eight, asked once before if he could leave home but was slapped down by the grown ups and told not to be so stupid.\r\n\r\nBut he claims many of his friends will now back him and help make his second bid for freedom a success.\r\n\r\n"Being independent would be fan-dabi-dozi," Jimmy told our Scotland correspondent today. "I\'m fed up being told what to do by my family, most of whom live and work in London. They never even come to Scotland to see how I am."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut wee Jimmy\'s grandmother, Mrs Theresa May, 60, said she would not allow Jimmy to leave. She said: "I will not stand by and see Jimmy Krankie break up a perfectly good family.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve supported him and his Scottish friends for years, and this is how he wants to repay us? He\'s never had it so good."\r\n\r\nThe matter is expected to be debated in the coming weeks, once Jimmy has done his homework.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Wee Jimmy Krankie asks to leave home again', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'jimmy-krankie-independence', '', '', '2017-03-13 13:59:53', '2017-03-13 13:59:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6239', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6241, 1, '2017-03-13 13:40:17', '2017-03-13 13:40:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jimmie-krankie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jimmie-krankie.jpg" alt="Wee Jimmy Krankie" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6240" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Feisty Scottish schoolboy Wee Jimmy Krankie has demanded he be allowed to leave home again so he can enjoy an independent lifestyle.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe diminutive, ginger-haired tearaway has decided that independence is the way forward, even though he has no money of his own to look after himself.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nJimmy, aged eight, asked once before if he could leave home but was slapped down by the grown ups and told not to be so stupid.\r\n\r\nBut he claims many of his friends will now back him and help make his second bid for freedom a success.\r\n\r\n"Being independent would be fan-dabi-dozi," Jimmy told our Scotland correspondent today. "I\'m fed up being told what to do by my family, most of whom live and work in London. They never even come to Scotland to see how I am."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut wee Jimmy\'s grandmother, Mrs Theresa May, 60, said she would not allow Jimmy to leave. She said: "I will not stand by and see Jimmy Krankie break up a perfectly good home. We\'ve supported him and his Scottish friends for years, and this is how he wants to repay us?"\r\n\r\nThe matter is expected to be debated in the coming weeks, once Jimmy has done his homework.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Wee Jimmy Krankie asks to leave home again', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6239-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-13 13:40:17', '2017-03-13 13:40:17', '', 6239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6242, 1, '2017-03-13 13:42:14', '2017-03-13 13:42:14', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jimmie-krankie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jimmie-krankie.jpg" alt="Wee Jimmy Krankie" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6240" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>Feisty Scottish schoolboy Wee Jimmy Krankie has demanded he be allowed to leave home again so he can enjoy an independent lifestyle.</strong>\n\nThe diminutive, ginger-haired tearaway has decided that independence is the way forward, even though he has no money of his own to look after himself.\n\n\n\nJimmy, aged eight, asked once before if he could leave home but was slapped down by the grown ups and told not to be so stupid.\n\nBut he claims many of his friends will now back him and help make his second bid for freedom a success.\n\n"Being independent would be fan-dabi-dozi," Jimmy told our Scotland correspondent today. "I\'m fed up being told what to do by my family, most of whom live and work in London. They never even come to Scotland to see how I am."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBut wee Jimmy\'s grandmother, Mrs Theresa May, 60, said she would not allow Jimmy to leave. She said: "I will not stand by and see Jimmy Krankie break up a perfectly good family. We\'ve supported him and his Scottish friends for years, and this is how he wants to repay us?"\n\nThe matter is expected to be debated in the coming weeks, once Jimmy has done his homework.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Wee Jimmy Krankie asks to leave home again', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6239-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-03-13 13:42:14', '2017-03-13 13:42:14', '', 6239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6239-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6243, 1, '2017-03-13 13:42:44', '2017-03-13 13:42:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jimmie-krankie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jimmie-krankie.jpg" alt="Wee Jimmy Krankie" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6240" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Feisty Scottish schoolboy Wee Jimmy Krankie has demanded he be allowed to leave home again so he can enjoy an independent lifestyle.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe diminutive, ginger-haired tearaway has decided that independence is the way forward, even though he has no money of his own to look after himself.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nJimmy, aged eight, asked once before if he could leave home but was slapped down by the grown ups and told not to be so stupid.\r\n\r\nBut he claims many of his friends will now back him and help make his second bid for freedom a success.\r\n\r\n"Being independent would be fan-dabi-dozi," Jimmy told our Scotland correspondent today. "I\'m fed up being told what to do by my family, most of whom live and work in London. They never even come to Scotland to see how I am."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut wee Jimmy\'s grandmother, Mrs Theresa May, 60, said she would not allow Jimmy to leave. She said: "I will not stand by and see Jimmy Krankie break up a perfectly good family.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve supported him and his Scottish friends for years, and this is how he wants to repay us? He\'s never had it so good."\r\n\r\nThe matter is expected to be debated in the coming weeks, once Jimmy has done his homework.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Wee Jimmy Krankie asks to leave home again', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6239-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-13 13:42:44', '2017-03-13 13:42:44', '', 6239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6244, 1, '2017-03-14 09:49:16', '2017-03-14 09:49:16', '<strong>The Ipswich Vision project this week released images of its bold new plan for Ipswich town centre, including pretty walkways, seating and modern fountains.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut we could not help feeling the images were rather too, erm, cleansed to make them believable for Ipswich life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo your ever-helpful Suffolk Gazette has added some extra items to the photograph to make it more realistic. See if you can spot all the differences\r\n\r\n<strong>BEFORE</strong>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg" alt="Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="446" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6245" /></a><i>Living the dream: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>AFTER</strong>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg" alt="Real Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6246" /></a><i>Living nightmare: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Ipswich Vision partnership consists of local councils, groups and Ipswich MP Ben Gummer. It intends to make the Cornhill area attractive to visitors and shoppers again.\r\n\r\nHowever, as our photo shows, the reality of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/old-sermon/">life in Ipswich</a> is very different.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Spot the difference: We add realistic touches to Ipswich Vision project', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-vision-realistic', '', '', '2018-01-29 09:45:26', '2018-01-29 09:45:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6244', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6247, 1, '2017-03-14 09:49:16', '2017-03-14 09:49:16', '<strong>The Ipswich Vision project this week released images of its bold new plan for Ipswich town centre, including pretty walkways, seating and modern fountains.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut we could not help feeling the images were rather too, erm, cleansed to make them believable for Ipswich life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo your ever-helpful Suffolk Gazette has added some extra items to the photograph to make it more realistic. See if you can spot all the differences\r\n\r\n<strong>BEFORE</strong>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg" alt="Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="446" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6245" /></a><i>Living the dream: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>AFTER</strong>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg" alt="Real Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6246" /></a><Living nightmare: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Ipswich Vision partnership consists of local councils, groups and Ipswich MP Ben Gummer. It intends to make the Cornhill area attractive to visitors and shoppers again.\r\n\r\nHowever, as our photo shows, the reality of life in Ipswich is very different.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Spot the difference: we add realistic touches to Ipswich Vision project', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6244-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-14 09:49:16', '2017-03-14 09:49:16', '', 6244, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6244-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6248, 1, '2017-03-14 09:50:18', '2017-03-14 09:50:18', '<strong>The Ipswich Vision project this week released images of its bold new plan for Ipswich town centre, including pretty walkways, seating and modern fountains.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut we could not help feeling the images were rather too, erm, cleansed to make them believable for Ipswich life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo your ever-helpful Suffolk Gazette has added some extra items to the photograph to make it more realistic. See if you can spot all the differences\r\n\r\n<strong>BEFORE</strong>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg" alt="Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="446" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6245" /></a><i>Living the dream: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>AFTER</strong>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg" alt="Real Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6246" /></a><Living nightmare: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Ipswich Vision partnership consists of local councils, groups and Ipswich MP Ben Gummer. It intends to make the Cornhill area attractive to visitors and shoppers again.\r\n\r\nHowever, as our photo shows, the reality of life in Ipswich is very different.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Spot the difference: We add realistic touches to Ipswich Vision project', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6244-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-14 09:50:18', '2017-03-14 09:50:18', '', 6244, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6244-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6249, 1, '2017-03-14 09:52:53', '2017-03-14 09:52:53', '<strong>The Ipswich Vision project this week released images of its bold new plan for Ipswich town centre, including pretty walkways, seating and modern fountains.</strong>\n\nBut we could not help feeling the images were rather too, erm, cleansed to make them believable for Ipswich life.\n\n\n\nSo your ever-helpful Suffolk Gazette has added some extra items to the photograph to make it more realistic. See if you can spot all the differences\n\n<strong>BEFORE</strong>\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg" alt="Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="446" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6245" /></a><i>Living the dream: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>AFTER</strong>\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg" alt="Real Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6246" /></a><i>Living nightmare: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\n\nThe Ipswich Vision partnership consists of local councils, groups and Ipswich MP Ben Gummer. It intends to make the Cornhill area attractive to visitors and shoppers again.\n\nHowever, as our photo shows, the reality of life in Ipswich is very different.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Spot the difference: We add realistic touches to Ipswich Vision project', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6244-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-03-14 09:52:53', '2017-03-14 09:52:53', '', 6244, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6244-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6250, 1, '2017-03-14 09:51:38', '2017-03-14 09:51:38', '<strong>The Ipswich Vision project this week released images of its bold new plan for Ipswich town centre, including pretty walkways, seating and modern fountains.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut we could not help feeling the images were rather too, erm, cleansed to make them believable for Ipswich life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo your ever-helpful Suffolk Gazette has added some extra items to the photograph to make it more realistic. See if you can spot all the differences\r\n\r\n<strong>BEFORE</strong>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg" alt="Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="446" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6245" /></a><i>Living the dream: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>AFTER</strong>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg" alt="Real Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6246" /></a><i><Living nightmare: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Ipswich Vision partnership consists of local councils, groups and Ipswich MP Ben Gummer. It intends to make the Cornhill area attractive to visitors and shoppers again.\r\n\r\nHowever, as our photo shows, the reality of life in Ipswich is very different.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Spot the difference: We add realistic touches to Ipswich Vision project', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6244-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-14 09:51:38', '2017-03-14 09:51:38', '', 6244, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6244-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6251, 1, '2017-03-14 09:52:56', '2017-03-14 09:52:56', '<strong>The Ipswich Vision project this week released images of its bold new plan for Ipswich town centre, including pretty walkways, seating and modern fountains.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut we could not help feeling the images were rather too, erm, cleansed to make them believable for Ipswich life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo your ever-helpful Suffolk Gazette has added some extra items to the photograph to make it more realistic. See if you can spot all the differences\r\n\r\n<strong>BEFORE</strong>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cornhill.jpg" alt="Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="446" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6245" /></a><i>Living the dream: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>AFTER</strong>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg" alt="Real Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6246" /></a><i>Living nightmare: Ipswich town centre</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Ipswich Vision partnership consists of local councils, groups and Ipswich MP Ben Gummer. It intends to make the Cornhill area attractive to visitors and shoppers again.\r\n\r\nHowever, as our photo shows, the reality of life in Ipswich is very different.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Spot the difference: We add realistic touches to Ipswich Vision project', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6244-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-14 09:52:56', '2017-03-14 09:52:56', '', 6244, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6244-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6254, 1, '2017-03-15 09:36:17', '2017-03-15 09:36:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/nicola-sturgeon-muirfield.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/nicola-sturgeon-muirfield.jpg" alt="Nicola Sturgeon Muirfield vote" width="669" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6255" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nNicola Sturgeon has become the first ladies member of stuffy Muirfield golf club after it finally voted to allow women to join.</strong>\r\n\r\nMore than 80% if the club\'s crusty male members agreed to permit women to join them, a decision which will mean the Open Championship can return to the Scottish course.\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\nMrs Sturgeon said she absolutely loved it when organisations kept re-running referendums until they got the right result, and was keen to show her support now that Muirfield <a type=amzn >golf club</a> had done just that.\r\n\r\nMembers refused to allow female members in a controversial vote last year, but held another secret ballot in recent weeks, announcing yesterday it had overturned the original decision.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Scotland\'s First Minister, who this week announced she would go for a second Scottish independence referendum, said: "Nicola has no idea about golf but loves it when a poll is re-run if you do not get the desired result the first time.\r\n\r\n"She was furious when the golf club\'s first decision did not go her way, but believes wholeheartedly in the concept of simply re-running the vote until there is a \'yes\'."\r\n\r\nScotland\'s First Minister hit the fairways last night to celebrate her new membership, and enjoyed a score of 89. From four holes. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Muirfield golf club welcomes Nicola Sturgeon as first lady member', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'muirfield-golf-club-nicola-sturgeon', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:56:10', '2017-05-24 10:56:10', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6254', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6256, 1, '2017-03-15 09:36:17', '2017-03-15 09:36:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/nicola-sturgeon-muirfield.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/nicola-sturgeon-muirfield.jpg" alt="Nicola Sturgeon Muirfield vote" width="669" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6255" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nNicola Sturgeon has become the first ladies member of stuffy Muirfield golf club after it finally voted to allow women to join.</strong>\r\n\r\nMore than 80% if the club\'s crusty male members agreed to permit women to join them, a decision which will mean the Open Championship can return to the Scottish course.\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\nMrs Sturgeon said she absolutely loved it when organisations kept re-running referendums until they got the right result, and was keen to show her support now that Muirfield golf club had done just that.\r\n\r\nMembers refused to allow female members in a controversial vote last year, but held another secret ballot in recent weeks, announcing yesterday it had overturned the original decision.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Scotland\'s First Minister, who this week announced she would go for a second Scottish independence referendum, said: "Nicola has no idea about golf but loves it when a poll is re-run if you do not get the desired result the first time.\r\n\r\n"She was furious when the golf club\'s first decision did not go her way, but believes wholeheartedly in the concept of simply re-running the vote until there is a \'yes\'."\r\n\r\nScotland\'s First Minister hit the fairways last night to celebrate her new membership, and enjoyed a score of 89. From four holes. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Muirfield golf club welcomes Nicola Sturgeon as first lady member', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6254-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-15 09:36:17', '2017-03-15 09:36:17', '', 6254, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6254-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6257, 1, '2017-03-16 08:58:36', '2017-03-16 08:58:36', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNew rules banning MPs from employing family members will cause chaos in Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe remote rural county\'s eight MPs have revealed they will find it impossible to find anyone locally who isn\'t a relative.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lap-dancing/">Bubba Spuckler, the Conservative MP</a> for Downham Market, is writing to Prime Minister Theresa May urging that Norfolk be made an exception.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I live with my sister and our eight children, and employ my other sister, who is also my mother, as a secretary and the keeper of my diary.\r\n\r\n"There is no one within ten miles of my constituency who is not a Spuckler family member, so what am I to do?"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg" alt="Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler" width="489" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6258" /></a><i>Family concern: Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe new rules forbid MPs from hiring family members at the taxpayers\' expense after claims many were in reality being paid for doing very little - or nothing at all - and the system was open to abuse.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Mrs May said: "We appreciate the new rules will cause issues in Norfolk. But let\'s face it, the MPs there do not need to hire someone to deal with correspondence, because hardly anyone in Norfolk can write." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk MPs in crisis over family staff ban', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-mps-family', '', '', '2018-01-29 11:07:00', '2018-01-29 11:07:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6257', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6259, 1, '2017-03-16 08:58:36', '2017-03-16 08:58:36', '<strong>New rules banning MPs from employing family members will cause chaos in Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe remote rural county\'s eight MPs have revealed they will find it impossible to find anyone locally who isn\'t a relative.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow Bubba Spuckler, the Conservative MP for Downham Market, is writing to Prime Minister Theresa May urging that Norfolk be made an exception.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I live with my sister and our eight children, and employ my other sister, who is also my mother, as a secretary and the keeper of my diary.\r\n\r\n"There is no one within ten miles of my constituency who is not a Spuckler family member, so what am I to do?"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg" alt="Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler" width="489" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6258" /></a><i>Family concern: Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe new rules forbid MPs from hiring family members at the taxpayers\' expense after claims many were in reality being paid for doing very little - or nothing at all - and the system was open to abuse.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Mrs May said: "We appreciate the new rules will cause issues in Norfolk. But let\'s face it, the MPs there do not need to hire someone to deal with correspondence, because hardly anyone in Norfolk can write." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk MPs in crisis over family staff ban', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6257-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-16 08:58:36', '2017-03-16 08:58:36', '', 6257, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6257-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6260, 1, '2017-03-16 09:13:22', '2017-03-16 09:13:22', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNew rules banning MPs from employing family members will cause chaos in Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe remote rural county\'s eight MPs have revealed they will find it impossible to find anyone locally who isn\'t a relative.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow Bubba Spuckler, the Conservative MP for Downham Market, is writing to Prime Minister Theresa May urging that Norfolk be made an exception.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I live with my sister and our eight children, and employ my other sister, who is also my mother, as a secretary and the keeper of my diary.\r\n\r\n"There is no one within ten miles of my constituency who is not a Spuckler family member, so what am I to do?"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bubba-spuckler-norfolk.jpg" alt="Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler" width="489" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6258" /></a><i>Family concern: Downham Market MP Bubba Spuckler</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe new rules forbid MPs from hiring family members at the taxpayers\' expense after claims many were in reality being paid for doing very little - or nothing at all - and the system was open to abuse.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Mrs May said: "We appreciate the new rules will cause issues in Norfolk. But let\'s face it, the MPs there do not need to hire someone to deal with correspondence, because hardly anyone in Norfolk can write." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk MPs in crisis over family staff ban', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6257-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-16 09:13:22', '2017-03-16 09:13:22', '', 6257, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6257-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6262, 1, '2017-03-16 14:48:53', '2017-03-16 14:48:53', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk policeman has retired without having made a single arrest in 32 years of service.</b>\r\n\r\nPC John Studley was a familiar figure on the streets of Lavenham, a sleepy medieval town with a near-zero crime rate.\r\n\r\nThe most trouble he ever faced was when an elderly resident had too much to drink and shouted a rude word at a pub landlord.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I had a quiet chat with him," said PC Studley, "and he soon went home quietly so no further action was necessary. That was 18 years ago and the closest I ever came to having to arrest anyone."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after his retirement party, the friendly bobby said nothing much went on in Lavenham, and his presence there was more for reassurance than  necessity.\r\n\r\n"Some parts of Suffolk do have crime problems, but Lavenham is very quiet. They only recently got internet here, so modern crime is a long way off."\r\n\r\nHe said that despite the lack of "action", he had still enjoyed pounding the streets, helping elderly ladies across the road, and directing traffic.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBecause of the lack of crime, Lavenham is not one of the town\'s taking delivery of a 1970s Ford Cortina patrol car as part of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Suffolk Police Operation Sweeney initiative</a>.\r\n\r\nIt is also believed that Suffolk Police will not be replacing PC Studley following his retirement.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'PC retires after making no arrests in 32 years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3148-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-16 14:48:53', '2017-03-16 14:48:53', '', 3148, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3148-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6263, 1, '2017-03-17 10:58:30', '2017-03-17 10:58:30', '<strong>By Courtney Pike, Fishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nA North Sea haddock has spoken of his disappointment that he may no longer be caught and sent to a fish and chip chop.</strong>\r\n\r\nHarry the haddock, aged four, is one of the remaining North Sea haddocks to be listed as unsustainable for fishing , meaning he\'ll have to swim around on his own for a while longer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe  2.5lb Harry, who lives around five miles off the Suffolk coast, said he now had very little to look forward to.\r\n\r\n"What\'s the point of swimming around pointlessly in the forlorn hope of finding a mate and having some kids? There are not enough of us left, and I don\'t fancy getting hitched to a cod."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/haddock-e1489748030523.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/haddock-e1489748030523.jpg" alt="Harry the North Sea haddock" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6264" /></a><i>Feeling battered: Harry the haddock at his palatial North Sea home</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHarry added: "You may think we are just haddocks, but we have feelings and to be honest I\'d rather just end it all by being hauled up in a giant net, then shipped to Lowestoft to be eaten in a fish shop by some ghastly human."\r\n\r\nHaddock from the North Sea and the west of Scotland were taken off a list of sustainable "fish to eat" by the Marine Conservation Society this week, which downgraded the fish from its Good Fish Guide after stocks in the North Sea and West of Scotland fell.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHarry said it had been three weeks since he last saw a fellow haddock.\r\n\r\n"I used to be part of a gang. We\'d hang around together, calling ourselves the Haddock Massive, but the rest of them have all gone. I wanted to go with them, but now the trawlermen are staying away so it will never happen."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'North Sea haddock disappointed he\'ll no longer be caught and eaten', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'north-sea-haddock', '', '', '2017-03-17 11:19:11', '2017-03-17 11:19:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6263', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6265, 1, '2017-03-17 10:58:30', '2017-03-17 10:58:30', '<strong>By Courtney Pike, Fishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nA North Sea haddock has spoken of his disappointment that he may no longer be caught and sent to a fish and chip chop.</strong>\r\n\r\nHarry the haddock, aged four, is one of the remaining North Sea haddocks to be listed as unsustainable for fishing , meaning he\'ll have to swim around on his own for a while longer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe  2.5lb Harry, who lives around five miles off the Suffolk coast, said he now had very little to look forward to.\r\n\r\n"What\'s the point of swimming around pointlessly in the forlorn hope of finding a mate and having some kids? There are not enough of us left, and I don\'t fancy getting hitched to a cod."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/haddock-e1489748030523.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/haddock-e1489748030523.jpg" alt="Harry the North Sea haddock" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6264" /></a><i>Feeling battered: Harry the haddock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHarry added: "You may think we are just haddocks, but we have feelings and to be honest I\'d rather just end it all by being hauled up in a giant net, then shipped to Lowestoft to be eaten in a fish shop by some ghastly human."\r\n\r\nHaddock from the North Sea and the west of Scotland were taken off a list of sustainable "fish to eat" by the Marine Conservation Society, which downgraded the fish from its Good Fish Guide after stocks in the North Sea and West of Scotland fell.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHarry said it had been three weeks since he last saw a fellow haddock.\r\n\r\n"I used to be part of a gang. We\'d hang around together, calling ourselves the Haddock Massive, but the rest of them have all gone. I wanted to go with them, but now the trawlermen are staying away."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'North Sea haddock disappointed he\'ll no longer be caught', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6263-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-03-17 10:58:30', '2017-03-17 10:58:30', '', 6263, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6263-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6266, 1, '2017-03-17 11:18:55', '2017-03-17 11:18:55', '<strong>By Courtney Pike, Fishing Correspondent\n\nA North Sea haddock has spoken of his disappointment that he may no longer be caught and sent to a fish and chip chop.</strong>\n\nHarry the haddock, aged four, is one of the remaining North Sea haddocks to be listed as unsustainable for fishing , meaning he\'ll have to swim around on his own for a while longer.\n\n\n\nThe  2.5lb Harry, who lives around five miles off the Suffolk coast, said he now had very little to look forward to.\n\n"What\'s the point of swimming around pointlessly in the forlorn hope of finding a mate and having some kids? There are not enough of us left, and I don\'t fancy getting hitched to a cod."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/haddock-e1489748030523.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/haddock-e1489748030523.jpg" alt="Harry the North Sea haddock" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6264" /></a><i>Feeling battered: Harry the haddock at his palatial North Sea home</center></i><br><br>\n\nHarry added: "You may think we are just haddocks, but we have feelings and to be honest I\'d rather just end it all by being hauled up in a giant net, then shipped to Lowestoft to be eaten in a fish shop by some ghastly human."\n\nHaddock from the North Sea and the west of Scotland were taken off a list of sustainable "fish to eat" by the Marine Conservation Society this week, which downgraded the fish from its Good Fish Guide after stocks in the North Sea and West of Scotland fell.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHarry said it had been three weeks since he last saw a fellow haddock.\n\n"I used to be part of a gang. We\'d hang around together, calling ourselves the Haddock Massive, but the rest of them have all gone. I wanted to go with them, but now the trawlermen are staying away so it will never happen."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'North Sea haddock disappointed he\'ll no longer be caught and ea', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6263-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-03-17 11:18:55', '2017-03-17 11:18:55', '', 6263, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6263-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
