INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3868, 1, '2016-06-20 20:57:26', '2016-06-20 20:57:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>What a tumultuous week we have ahead of us! So many things to decide upon.</b>\r\n\r\nDo I go OUT and pull some nettles up, or stay IN with a few large gins and watch England lose the football?\r\n\r\nDo I go OUT for a nice big Chinese or have one to eat IN?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf it all goes pear-shaped in the EU Referendum and we are looking at years of economic gloom, you may need my tips for skinflint gardeners.\r\n\r\nI grow lots of plants from seeds from the Asian cookery shops. Instead of paying £2.99 for a quarter of a teaspoon of seeds in a fancy packet from the garden centre, get bloody great bags for between a fiver and a tenner and use them for cooking and growing.\r\n\r\nSimply buy wholeseeds of the following: coriander, fennel, fenugreek, linseed, dill, mustard, white and blue poppy, sunflower, pumpkin, cumin. You will probably have some of these in the cupboard for knocking up Britain’s most traditional meal, Chicken Tikka Masala.\r\n\r\nOk, the pumpkin may not end up to  be of carriageable quality but you’re not dating Cinderella and her ugly sisters.\r\n\r\nI like big bags of those little black bits you get in naan bread. No not the mouse droppings, the other crunchy aromatic bits. They are called Kalonji or black onion seeds, also known when they flower as love-in-a-mist or Nigella.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-seeds-1-e1466455236885.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-seeds-1-e1466455236885.jpg" alt="nigella seeds" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3864" /></a><i>Nigella uncultivated</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThey grow into lovely little flowers, not as big as the cultivated garden seeds but a nice tangly little thing.\r\n\r\nAnd who, among my male readers, wouldn’t like to find Nigella swaying in their long grass?\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-lawson.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-lawson.jpg" alt="nigella lawson" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3866" /></a><i>Nigella cultivated</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIf you buy some tomatoes you particularly like, cut one in half and shove it in some compost. Do the same with a single clove of garlic and you’ll always have a supply to keep Dracula from giving you a love bite.\r\n\r\nOf course, not everything in the kitchen cupboard will grow into what it says. I never did manage to grow a Carnation from a tin of milk.\r\n\r\nTo plant your seeds, just sprinkle a selection into a food bag, then why not get stuck into a bottle of Prosecco? Take a haphazard wobbly walk around the garden or allotment, singing “Agadoo-doo-doo shake pineapple from the tree,” just chuck them around, or in between the “proper plants”  and  hope they take. If you’re really pissed, do it in the rain so they get washed in a bit and make a good start.\r\n\r\nI don’t want to put Suffolk’s famous potato farmer Maurice Piper out of a job but you can even grow spuds from the peelings if they have “eyes” beginning to sprout from them.\r\n\r\nIf you “grow on” herbs from the supermarket, as I told you last week, do remember that mint is extremely invasive so you should trap the roots in a container. The one in my photo is ideal.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-gazette-mug-mint-e1466455864476.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-gazette-mug-mint-e1466455864476.jpg" alt="mint in suffolk gazette mug" width="500" height="667" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3867" /></a><i>Mint can be kept in a precious family heirloom cup</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week my husband bought me a new deluxe Garden kneeler. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who likes to get down and dirty in the garden without hurting themselves with pebbles or getting aching limbs. He bought it from Wyevale’s, from the Monica Lewinksy range. It’s also handy when pulling out weeds, and can be turned the other way if you want a stool for a sit down and quick swig of Adnams.\r\n\r\nWith all this rain there is little you can do in the garden, but the damp soil will make it easy to pull out those nettle and thistles.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this wet week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get the Tesco man to delivery a fridgeful of wine and beer and plenty of ice cream and lollies for that glorious moment when the weather changes and you are sunbathing, praying for a shower.\r\n\r\n* Find your mac so you can be ready to vote on Thursday.\r\n\r\n* Have a bet on Brexit or Remain online without even braving the shower.\r\n\r\n* Nip to the greenhouse or shed and plant some wallflower seeds to go outside in the autumn.\r\n\r\n<b>Answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr S Y: Stick to the lupins. You can’t GROW a Schengen border in the garden. It is something to do with EU borders, not bedding plants.\r\n\r\n* Mr R S from Halesworth: Your wife is right. You should always wipe your tool before putting it away.\r\n\r\n* Mrs J T from Finborough: Now is the time to harvest your rhubarb. Otherwise all you have to look forward to is an old woody stalk. Most people have a big run on rhubarb at the moment.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'In or out? I know what I like best', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3862-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-20 20:57:26', '2016-06-20 20:57:26', '', 3862, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3862-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3869, 1, '2016-06-20 21:00:49', '2016-06-20 21:00:49', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>What a tumultuous week we have ahead of us! So many things to decide upon.</b>\r\n\r\nDo I go OUT and pull some nettles up, or stay IN with a few large gins and watch England lose the football?\r\n\r\nDo I go OUT for a nice big Chinese or have one to eat IN?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf it all goes pear-shaped in the EU Referendum and we are looking at years of economic gloom, you may need my tips for skinflint gardeners.\r\n\r\nI grow lots of plants from seeds from the Asian cookery shops. Instead of paying £2.99 for a quarter of a teaspoon of seeds in a fancy packet from the garden centre, get bloody great bags for between a fiver and a tenner and use them for cooking and growing.\r\n\r\nSimply buy wholeseeds of the following: coriander, fennel, fenugreek, linseed, dill, mustard, white and blue poppy, sunflower, pumpkin, cumin. You will probably have some of these in the cupboard for knocking up Britain’s most traditional meal, Chicken Tikka Masala.\r\n\r\nOk, the pumpkin may not end up to  be of carriageable quality but you’re not dating Cinderella and her ugly sisters.\r\n\r\nI like big bags of those little black bits you get in naan bread. No not the mouse droppings, the other crunchy aromatic bits. They are called Kalonji or black onion seeds, also known when they flower as love-in-a-mist or Nigella.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-seeds-1-e1466455236885.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-seeds-1-e1466455236885.jpg" alt="nigella seeds" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3864" /></a><i>Nigella: uncultivated variety</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThey grow into lovely little flowers, not as big as the cultivated garden seeds but a nice tangly little thing.\r\n\r\nAnd who, among my male readers, wouldn’t like to find Nigella swaying in their long grass?\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-lawson.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-lawson.jpg" alt="nigella lawson" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3866" /></a><i>Nigella: cultivated variety</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIf you buy some tomatoes you particularly like, cut one in half and shove it in some compost. Do the same with a single clove of garlic and you’ll always have a supply to keep Dracula from giving you a love bite.\r\n\r\nOf course, not everything in the kitchen cupboard will grow into what it says. I never did manage to grow a Carnation from a tin of milk.\r\n\r\nTo plant your seeds, just sprinkle a selection into a food bag, then why not get stuck into a bottle of Prosecco? Take a haphazard wobbly walk around the garden or allotment, singing “Agadoo-doo-doo shake pineapple from the tree,” just chuck them around, or in between the “proper plants”  and  hope they take. If you’re really pissed, do it in the rain so they get washed in a bit and make a good start.\r\n\r\nI don’t want to put Suffolk’s famous potato farmer Maurice Piper out of a job but you can even grow spuds from the peelings if they have “eyes” beginning to sprout from them.\r\n\r\nIf you “grow on” herbs from the supermarket, as I told you last week, do remember that mint is extremely invasive so you should trap the roots in a container. The one in my photo is ideal.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-gazette-mug-mint-e1466455864476.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-gazette-mug-mint-e1466455864476.jpg" alt="mint in suffolk gazette mug" width="500" height="667" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3867" /></a><i>Mint can be kept in a precious family heirloom cup</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week my husband bought me a new deluxe Garden kneeler. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who likes to get down and dirty in the garden without hurting themselves with pebbles or getting aching limbs. He bought it from Wyevale’s, from the Monica Lewinksy range. It’s also handy when pulling out weeds, and can be turned the other way if you want a stool for a sit down and quick swig of Adnams.\r\n\r\nWith all this rain there is little you can do in the garden, but the damp soil will make it easy to pull out those nettle and thistles.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this wet week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get the Tesco man to delivery a fridgeful of wine and beer and plenty of ice cream and lollies for that glorious moment when the weather changes and you are sunbathing, praying for a shower.\r\n\r\n* Find your mac so you can be ready to vote on Thursday.\r\n\r\n* Have a bet on Brexit or Remain online without even braving the shower.\r\n\r\n* Nip to the greenhouse or shed and plant some wallflower seeds to go outside in the autumn.\r\n\r\n<b>Answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr S Y: Stick to the lupins. You can’t GROW a Schengen border in the garden. It is something to do with EU borders, not bedding plants.\r\n\r\n* Mr R S from Halesworth: Your wife is right. You should always wipe your tool before putting it away.\r\n\r\n* Mrs J T from Finborough: Now is the time to harvest your rhubarb. Otherwise all you have to look forward to is an old woody stalk. Most people have a big run on rhubarb at the moment.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'In or out? I know what I like best', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3862-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-20 21:00:49', '2016-06-20 21:00:49', '', 3862, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3862-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3870, 0, '2016-06-21 13:13:22', '2016-06-21 13:13:22', 'Hello,\r\n\r\nMy name is Adam Halls. I work for ginfestival.com, a dedicated specialist gin seller and organiser of gin festival events up and down the country.\r\n\r\nWe\'re interested in getting in touch with Mabel Jackson, the 100 year old lady who drinks 6 gins a day, to give her some freebies. Could you possibly help us get in touch with her?\r\n\r\nCheers,\r\nAdam Halls\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Adam Halls\nAUTHOR EMAIL: adam.halls@ginfestival.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.12\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Adam Halls\n    [2_Email] =&gt; adam.halls@ginfestival.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hello,\r\n\r\nMy name is Adam Halls. I work for ginfestival.com, a dedicated specialist gin seller and organiser of gin festival events up and down the country.\r\n\r\nWe\'re interested in getting in touch with Mabel Jackson, the 100 year old lady who drinks 6 gins a day, to give her some freebies. Could you possibly help us get in touch with her?\r\n\r\nCheers,\r\nAdam Halls\n)\n', 'Adam Halls - 2016-06-21 13:13:22', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'dd33e5141de8d3a8e3d73c7ed7095792', '', '', '2016-06-21 13:13:22', '2016-06-21 13:13:22', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3870', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3871, 0, '2016-06-21 19:44:31', '2016-06-21 19:44:31', 'Hi guys...\r\n\r\nWith the referendum just days away, the #VoteMove campaign continues to be met by a media blackout - something that\'s evident in our poll numbers, meanwhile Leave &amp; Remain continue to rack up newspaper endorsements; the campaign to ship the UK to South America using NASA Photonic Propulsion Technology has been ignored in favor of the toe-to-toe pissing match taking place between Leave &amp; Remain, and with people going to the polls this Thursday, we need all the help we can get... that\'s why we need you guys!\r\n\r\nYou can see our campaign videos @VoteMove on Twitter or at our official website votemove.org\r\n\r\nWill The Suffolk Gazette officially endorse Vote Move?\r\n\r\nPlease consider.\r\n\r\nKind regards,\r\n\r\nLee Allen, Vice President of the Vote Move Campaign\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Lee Allen\nAUTHOR EMAIL: votemoveofficial@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.48\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Lee Allen\n    [2_Email] =&gt; votemoveofficial@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi guys...\r\n\r\nWith the referendum just days away, the #VoteMove campaign continues to be met by a media blackout - something that\'s evident in our poll numbers, meanwhile Leave &amp; Remain continue to rack up newspaper endorsements; the campaign to ship the UK to South America using NASA Photonic Propulsion Technology has been ignored in favor of the toe-to-toe pissing match taking place between Leave &amp; Remain, and with people going to the polls this Thursday, we need all the help we can get... that\'s why we need you guys!\r\n\r\nYou can see our campaign videos @VoteMove on Twitter or at our official website votemove.org\r\n\r\nWill The Suffolk Gazette officially endorse Vote Move?\r\n\r\nPlease consider.\r\n\r\nKind regards,\r\n\r\nLee Allen, Vice President of the Vote Move Campaign\r\n\n)\n', 'Lee Allen - 2016-06-21 19:44:31', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3739beb96c2b6af533cfeffe130ffc78', '', '', '2016-06-21 19:44:31', '2016-06-21 19:44:31', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3871', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3872, 1, '2016-06-22 07:26:11', '2016-06-22 07:26:11', '<i>Doris is a mine - or more accurately a minefield - of sage advice to help you with your everyday problems. You can contact her via the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Suffolk Gazette Contact Page</a>.</i>\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI’ve been been with this European geezer since 1973 and we have a very large family to support so I always worked hard to try to make our lives a bit better than my mum and dad had.\r\n\r\nBut over the years he has been taking me for granted. Proper taking liberties and making rules about stupid stuff like which fags I should smoke, which bin I should put my beer cans in and what\'s in my perfume. He even stopped me buying a new Dyson hair dryer from Argos with my OWN MONEY!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe’s shagged just about anyone, including this German dominatrix who tried telling ME what to do until I punched her in the face. Some of his women are right lazy tarts who keep scrounging my rent money except for that boracic Greek bint down the kebab shop who he’s been bullying into submission.\r\n\r\nHe squandered all our dosh on a load of ridiculous things, like blue and yellow wheelie bins which are a complete eyesore, and even gave some to a Spanish bullfighter he met on a stag night. Well, he’s started to become a total control freak.\r\n\r\nAnyway, recently I started flirting with this other bloke with a really big dick who promised me much more fun and lots of freedom. But I’m not sure I can trust him and his promises, anymore than I can my old partner.\r\n\r\nI’m meeting the new guy at Wetherspoons this week and he wants me to make up my mind about dumping my family and moving into his house but I feel really torn. What should I do? To be honest, they are both getting on my tits.\r\n\r\nPatsy, Suffolk\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Patsy,\r\n\r\nIt’s odd but I’ve been getting lots of letters like yours recently. I’ve even had people crying down the phone and others ranting and screaming about similar problems. Your two both sound like a couple of  arseholes, but have you really thought about the future and your kids? Can you manage on your own if you run off with the new bloke and do you have some money stashed to make sure you are secure, or some gold bling? Sometimes, it’s better the devil you know and to try again if you think there is something to salvage with your long-term partner. I am sending you my leaflet on abusive relationships and I do think you have to assert yourself and sort that German woman without punching her again. Violence is never the answer. As far as the big dick goes, have you thought about a trip to Ann Summers?\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Our relationship has become unbearable', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'relationship-has-become-unbearable', '', '', '2016-06-23 08:10:31', '2016-06-23 08:10:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3872', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3873, 1, '2016-06-22 07:23:41', '2016-06-22 07:23:41', 'Doris is a mine - or more accurately a minefield - of sage advice to help you with your everyday problems. You can contact her via the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Suffolk Gazette Contact Page</a>.\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI’ve been been with this European geezer since 1973 and we have a very large family to support so I always worked hard to try to make our lives a bit better than my mum and dad had.\r\n\r\nBut over the years he has been taking me for granted. Proper taking liberties and making rules about stupid stuff like which fags I should smoke, which bin I should put my beer cans in and what\'s in my perfume. He even stopped me buying a new Dyson hair dryer from Argos with my OWN MONEY!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe’s shagged just about anyone, including this German dominatrix who tried telling ME what to do until I punched her in the face. Some of his women are right lazy tarts who keep scrounging my rent money except for that boracic Greek bint down the kebab shop who he’s been bullying into submission.\r\n\r\nHe squandered all our dosh on a load of ridiculous things, like blue and yellow wheelie bins which are a complete eyesore, and even gave some to a Spanish bullfighter he met on a stag night. Well, he’s started to become a total control freak.\r\n\r\nAnyway, recently I started flirting with this other bloke with a really big dick who promised me much more fun and lots of freedom. But I’m not sure I can trust him and his promises, anymore than I can my old partner.\r\n\r\nI’m meeting the new guy at Wetherspoons this week and he wants me to make up my mind about dumping my family and moving into his house but I feel really torn. What should I do? To be honest, they are both getting on my tits.\r\n\r\nPatsy, Suffolk\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Patsy,\r\n\r\nIt’s odd but I’ve been getting lots of letters like yours recently. I’ve even had people crying down the phone and others ranting and screaming about similar problems. Your two both sound like a couple of  arseholes, but have you really thought about the future and your kids? Can you manage on your own if you run off with the new bloke and do you have some money stashed to make sure you are secure, or some gold bling? Sometimes, it’s better the devil you know and to try again if you think there is something to salvage with your long-term partner. I am sending you my leaflet on abusive relationships and I do think you have to assert yourself and sort that German woman without punching her again. Violence is never the answer. As far as the big dick goes, have you thought about a trip to Ann Summers?\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Our relationship has become unbearable', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3872-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 07:23:41', '2016-06-22 07:23:41', '', 3872, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3872-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3874, 1, '2016-06-22 07:26:11', '2016-06-22 07:26:11', '<i>Doris is a mine - or more accurately a minefield - of sage advice to help you with your everyday problems. You can contact her via the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Suffolk Gazette Contact Page</a>.</i>\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI’ve been been with this European geezer since 1973 and we have a very large family to support so I always worked hard to try to make our lives a bit better than my mum and dad had.\r\n\r\nBut over the years he has been taking me for granted. Proper taking liberties and making rules about stupid stuff like which fags I should smoke, which bin I should put my beer cans in and what\'s in my perfume. He even stopped me buying a new Dyson hair dryer from Argos with my OWN MONEY!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe’s shagged just about anyone, including this German dominatrix who tried telling ME what to do until I punched her in the face. Some of his women are right lazy tarts who keep scrounging my rent money except for that boracic Greek bint down the kebab shop who he’s been bullying into submission.\r\n\r\nHe squandered all our dosh on a load of ridiculous things, like blue and yellow wheelie bins which are a complete eyesore, and even gave some to a Spanish bullfighter he met on a stag night. Well, he’s started to become a total control freak.\r\n\r\nAnyway, recently I started flirting with this other bloke with a really big dick who promised me much more fun and lots of freedom. But I’m not sure I can trust him and his promises, anymore than I can my old partner.\r\n\r\nI’m meeting the new guy at Wetherspoons this week and he wants me to make up my mind about dumping my family and moving into his house but I feel really torn. What should I do? To be honest, they are both getting on my tits.\r\n\r\nPatsy, Suffolk\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Patsy,\r\n\r\nIt’s odd but I’ve been getting lots of letters like yours recently. I’ve even had people crying down the phone and others ranting and screaming about similar problems. Your two both sound like a couple of  arseholes, but have you really thought about the future and your kids? Can you manage on your own if you run off with the new bloke and do you have some money stashed to make sure you are secure, or some gold bling? Sometimes, it’s better the devil you know and to try again if you think there is something to salvage with your long-term partner. I am sending you my leaflet on abusive relationships and I do think you have to assert yourself and sort that German woman without punching her again. Violence is never the answer. As far as the big dick goes, have you thought about a trip to Ann Summers?\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Our relationship has become unbearable', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3872-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 07:26:11', '2016-06-22 07:26:11', '', 3872, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3872-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3876, 1, '2016-06-22 08:42:02', '2016-06-22 08:42:02', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE: Britain Stronger in South America</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling right-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTop Ten Reasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS-free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this threat... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'vote-move', '', '', '2016-06-23 08:11:08', '2016-06-23 08:11:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3876', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3877, 1, '2016-06-22 07:49:59', '2016-06-22 07:49:59', '', '2016-06-22 07:49:59', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2016-06-22-074959', '', '', '2016-06-22 07:49:59', '2016-06-22 07:49:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donation/2016-06-22-074959/', 0, 'donation', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3878, 0, '2016-06-22 07:50:05', '2016-06-22 07:50:05', '', '', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3878', '', '', '2016-06-22 07:50:05', '2016-06-22 07:50:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donor/3878/', 0, 'donor', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3879, 1, '2016-06-22 07:52:04', '2016-06-22 07:52:04', 'Vote Move Battle Bus - Britain Better in South America', 'vote-move-campaign-bus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'vote-move-campaign-bus', '', '', '2016-06-22 07:52:30', '2016-06-22 07:52:30', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3880, 1, '2016-06-22 07:55:23', '2016-06-22 07:55:23', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked this week to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election ever has been. But we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a pissing contest that, quite frankly, has assumed we have the intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 07:55:23', '2016-06-22 07:55:23', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3882, 1, '2016-06-22 08:06:12', '2016-06-22 08:06:12', 'Vote Move Britain Stronger in South America', 'vote-move-campaign-bus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'vote-move-campaign-bus-2', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:06:43', '2016-06-22 08:06:43', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3883, 1, '2016-06-22 08:22:39', '2016-06-22 08:22:39', 'South American woman: Vote Move', 'vote-move-woman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'vote-move-woman', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:23:03', '2016-06-22 08:23:03', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3884, 1, '2016-06-22 08:24:46', '2016-06-22 08:24:46', 'empanada', 'empanada', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'empanada', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:25:01', '2016-06-22 08:25:01', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3885, 1, '2016-06-22 08:42:02', '2016-06-22 08:42:02', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election ever has been. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling righ-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign battle bus (see below), and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Battle Bus: Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this terror... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share this our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:42:02', '2016-06-22 08:42:02', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3886, 1, '2016-06-22 08:43:12', '2016-06-22 08:43:12', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling righ-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign battle bus (see below), and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Battle Bus: Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this terror... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share this our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:43:12', '2016-06-22 08:43:12', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3887, 1, '2016-06-22 08:44:21', '2016-06-22 08:44:21', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling righ-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign battle bus (see below), and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Battle Bus: Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this terror... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share this our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:44:21', '2016-06-22 08:44:21', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3888, 1, '2016-06-22 08:45:42', '2016-06-22 08:45:42', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling righ-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign battle bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Battle Bus: Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this terror... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share this our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:45:42', '2016-06-22 08:45:42', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3889, 1, '2016-06-22 08:46:16', '2016-06-22 08:46:16', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling righ-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign battle bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this terror... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share this our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:46:16', '2016-06-22 08:46:16', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3890, 1, '2016-06-22 08:46:42', '2016-06-22 08:46:42', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling righ-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign battle bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTop Ten Reasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this terror... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share this our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:46:42', '2016-06-22 08:46:42', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3891, 1, '2016-06-22 08:47:53', '2016-06-22 08:47:53', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling righ-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign battle bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTop Ten Reasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this threat... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share this our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:47:53', '2016-06-22 08:47:53', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3892, 1, '2016-06-22 08:49:08', '2016-06-22 08:49:08', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling righ-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign battle bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTop Ten Reasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this threat... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:49:08', '2016-06-22 08:49:08', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3893, 1, '2016-06-22 08:54:23', '2016-06-22 08:54:23', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling right-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign battle bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTop Ten Reasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this threat... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:54:23', '2016-06-22 08:54:23', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3894, 1, '2016-06-22 08:54:53', '2016-06-22 08:54:53', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling right-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTop Ten Reasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this threat... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:54:53', '2016-06-22 08:54:53', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3895, 1, '2016-06-22 08:56:08', '2016-06-22 08:56:08', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling right-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTop Ten Reasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS-free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this threat... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 08:56:08', '2016-06-22 08:56:08', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3896, 1, '2016-06-22 09:02:30', '2016-06-22 09:02:30', '<b>By The Editor\n\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\n\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\n\n\n<br\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\n\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling right-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\n\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\n\nLook out for the campaign bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\n\nTop Ten Reasons to Vote Move:\n\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\n\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\n\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\n\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\n\n<b>5. ISIS-free zone</b>\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this threat... touch wood.\n\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\n\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\n\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\n\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\n\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\n\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\n\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 09:02:30', '2016-06-22 09:02:30', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3897, 1, '2016-06-22 09:02:33', '2016-06-22 09:02:33', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling right-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTop Ten Reasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS-free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this threat... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 09:02:33', '2016-06-22 09:02:33', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3898, 1, '2016-06-22 09:17:43', '2016-06-22 09:17:43', 'Suffolk Gazette welcomes your stories, comments and feedback. Stories (nothing libelous, abusive, racist, sexist, generally offensive etc) must be remotely funny and not get us into trouble.\r\n\r\nPlease use this form to submit your comments or ideas, or to ask agony aunt Dear Doris a question...\r\n\r\n[contact-form to=\'suffolkgazette@gmail.com\'][contact-field label=\'Name\' type=\'name\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Email\' type=\'email\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Comment\' type=\'textarea\' required=\'1\'/][/contact-form] \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Contact us', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '65-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 09:17:43', '2016-06-22 09:17:43', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/65-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3899, 1, '2016-06-22 09:26:07', '2016-06-22 09:26:07', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe British people are being asked to make a monumental decision that will shape not only their lives, but those of their children and grandchildren. It\'s a chance to make a real difference, an opportunity far greater than any General Election. Yet we have all been taken for fools. Vote Remain or Vote Leave, both acerbic sides of this EU Referendum campaign have degenerated into farce; a damnable shouting match that, quite frankly, has assumed we as a country has the collective intelligence of a gnat.</b>\r\n\r\nThat\'s why the Suffolk Gazette today implores its readers to take the third option, one that no other mainstream British newspaper has dared support: <b>VOTE MOVE: Britain Stronger in South America</b>.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWe believe Britain should be shipped to South America, a continent that will enrich all our lives and give us a future and a country to be proud of.\r\n\r\nShamefully, the #VoteMove campaign has endured a media blackout thus far as the liberal left and confused Conservative press support Remain, while the snarling right-wing media demand we leave the EU and go it alone.\r\n\r\nBut no longer. #VoteMove now has a voice. As Editor of the Suffolk Gazette, whose readers understand well-reasoned arguments better than anyone, I feel it is my duty to urge you to vote with your conscience, and Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.\r\n\r\nLook out for the campaign bus, which puts Boris\' Battle Bus to shame, and read on to see the 10 reasons why you should support Vote Move at the ballot box this week.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-campaign-bus-1-e1466582814758.jpg" alt="vote move britain stronger in South America" width="900" height="675" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3882" /></a><i>Vote Move\'s no-expense-spared campaign bus has been winning support across the country</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTop Ten Reasons to Vote Move:\r\n\r\n<b>1. Better Beaches</b>\r\nIt is a known fact that Copacabana is more pleasing to the eye than Felixstowe. I certainly never heard of Barry Manilow singing the praises of the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\n<b>2. Bikram Yoga for All</b>\r\nVote Move and the achingly trendy Bikram, or \'Hot\' Yoga will be available to all... outdoors. Yes, no need to heat your gym studio to 40 degrees and suffocate in stinky body odour, soon you can enjoy Bikram outside in year-round temperatures of 40 degrees.\r\n\r\n<b>3. Empanadas</b>\r\nConsumption of this protein-rich stuffed bread or pastry will develop a more muscular population, as opposed to the stuff you currently eat from Greggs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empanada.jpg" alt="empanada" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884" /></a><i>Empanadas will improve British physiques and save the NHS a fortune</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>4. No Fake Tans</b>\r\nMade famous by our neighbours in Essex, fake tans will be a thing of the past as all the British people will develop a healthy year-round tan. No more smelly orange bed sheets!\r\n\r\n<b>5. ISIS-free zone</b>\r\nWhile Europe, North America, Asia, Africa and Australasia are gripped by the fear of ISIS terrorism, South America remains blissfully free of this threat... touch wood.\r\n\r\n<b>6. One Million New Jobs</b>\r\nPhysically digging up Britain and moving it piece-by-piece to South America will create one million jobs. Instantly.\r\n\r\n<b>7. Fitter Birds</b>\r\nCampaigners inform me that the women in South America are as hot as the weather.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vote-move-woman.jpg" alt="south american woman" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3883" /></a><i>A typical South American woman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>8. Strong Diplomatic Relations</b>\r\nBritain will be stronger in South America, where we already have close ties with regional economic and military powerhouses such as The Falklands, Belize, Guyana and Suriname.\r\n\r\n<b>9. Footballing Success</b>\r\nSouth America is rich in sporting talent. Moving there will allow British clubs to grab local talent such as Neymar Jr or Messi without having to sort out a work permit.\r\n\r\n<b>10. Cheaper Colombian Product</b>\r\nIt is estimated that one in ten Brits, aged 18-59 have consumed Colombian product. This is not to be sniffed at, so moving there will clearly make trade routes easier.\r\n\r\nNow you know the facts, there really is only one option open to you at the polls this week. <b>Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America.</b>\r\n\r\nFor more campaign information, please visit the <a href="http://votemove.tumblr.com/">Vote Move website</a>, and share our story with your friends. The opportunity is great, and we owe it to ourselves to seize it with both hands. Then we\'ll go to the beach.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Vote Move: Britain Stronger in South America', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3876-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-22 09:26:07', '2016-06-22 09:26:07', '', 3876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3900, 1, '2016-06-23 08:07:51', '2016-06-23 08:07:51', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA hosepipe ban is being introduced in East Anglia as the region suffers from months of severe drought, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nLack of rainfall and heatwaves have left farmers fearing for crops, gardeners have been desperately watering their parched flowers and beds, while lawns have turned a sickly brown.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow, as reservoir levels hit a record low, Anglian Water is having to take emergency measures and introduce a hosepipe ban from next week.\r\n\r\nMet Office experts say Suffolk had not recorded any rainfall since a brief shower in February, and no more rain is forecast until late August at the earliest.\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "It is quite unusual to have so little rain. East Anglia has been caught in high-atmosphere jet stream shift, which has swept warm air up from Africa, and it shows no sign of changing any time soon. Who would have thought everyone would be so fed up with the sun?"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hospipe-ban-drought.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hospipe-ban-drought.jpg" alt="hosepipe ban westerfield" width="960" height="654" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3901" /></a><i>Parched: This farmland at Westerfield, near Ipswich, desperately needs rain to save crops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnglian Water bosses met this week to discuss the ongoing drought, and will announce the hosepipe ban on Monday morning.\r\n\r\nA source told the Suffolk Gazette: "Reservoirs have hit record lows and we have to preserve what we have left. Hosepipe bans will be in place, and farms without special licenses will be prevented from irrigating crops.\r\n\r\n"The weather has simply been too pleasant. But while lack of rain is nice for a while, it can be a killer unless we manage it properly."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Hosepipe ban to manage East Anglian drought', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'hosepipe-ban-drought', '', '', '2016-06-23 08:11:57', '2016-06-23 08:11:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3900', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3901, 1, '2016-06-23 07:58:39', '2016-06-23 07:58:39', 'Hosepipe ban introduced in Suffolk', 'hospipe-ban-drought', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'hospipe-ban-drought', '', '', '2016-06-23 07:59:10', '2016-06-23 07:59:10', '', 3900, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hospipe-ban-drought.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3902, 1, '2016-06-23 08:07:51', '2016-06-23 08:07:51', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA hosepipe ban is being introduced in East Anglia as the region suffers from months of severe drought, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nLack of rainfall and heatwaves have left farmers fearing for crops, gardeners have been desperately watering their parched flowers and beds, while lawns have turned a sickly brown.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow, as reservoir levels hit a record low, Anglian Water is having to take emergency measures and introduce a hosepipe ban from next week.\r\n\r\nMet Office experts say Suffolk had not recorded any rainfall since a brief shower in February, and no more rain is forecast until late August at the earliest.\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "It is quite unusual to have so little rain. East Anglia has been caught in high-atmosphere jet stream shift, which has swept warm air up from Africa, and it shows no sign of changing any time soon. Who would have thought everyone would be so fed up with the sun?"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hospipe-ban-drought.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hospipe-ban-drought.jpg" alt="hosepipe ban westerfield" width="960" height="654" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3901" /></a><i>Parched: Farmland at Westerfield, near Ipswich, desperately needs rain to save crops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnglian Water bosses met this week to discuss the ongoing drought, and will announce the hosepipe ban on Monday morning.\r\n\r\nA source told the Suffolk Gazette: "Reservoirs have hit record lows and we have to preserve what we have left. Hosepipe bans will be in place, and farms without special licenses will be prevented from irrigating crops.\r\n\r\n"The weather has simply been too nice. But while lack of rain is nice for a while, it can be a killer unless we manage it properly."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Hosepipe ban to manage East Anglian drought', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3900-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-23 08:07:51', '2016-06-23 08:07:51', '', 3900, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3900-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3903, 1, '2016-06-23 08:11:57', '2016-06-23 08:11:57', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA hosepipe ban is being introduced in East Anglia as the region suffers from months of severe drought, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nLack of rainfall and heatwaves have left farmers fearing for crops, gardeners have been desperately watering their parched flowers and beds, while lawns have turned a sickly brown.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow, as reservoir levels hit a record low, Anglian Water is having to take emergency measures and introduce a hosepipe ban from next week.\r\n\r\nMet Office experts say Suffolk had not recorded any rainfall since a brief shower in February, and no more rain is forecast until late August at the earliest.\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "It is quite unusual to have so little rain. East Anglia has been caught in high-atmosphere jet stream shift, which has swept warm air up from Africa, and it shows no sign of changing any time soon. Who would have thought everyone would be so fed up with the sun?"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hospipe-ban-drought.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hospipe-ban-drought.jpg" alt="hosepipe ban westerfield" width="960" height="654" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3901" /></a><i>Parched: This farmland at Westerfield, near Ipswich, desperately needs rain to save crops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnglian Water bosses met this week to discuss the ongoing drought, and will announce the hosepipe ban on Monday morning.\r\n\r\nA source told the Suffolk Gazette: "Reservoirs have hit record lows and we have to preserve what we have left. Hosepipe bans will be in place, and farms without special licenses will be prevented from irrigating crops.\r\n\r\n"The weather has simply been too pleasant. But while lack of rain is nice for a while, it can be a killer unless we manage it properly."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Hosepipe ban to manage East Anglian drought', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3900-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-23 08:11:57', '2016-06-23 08:11:57', '', 3900, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3900-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3904, 0, '2016-06-24 10:29:43', '2016-06-24 10:29:43', 'BREXIT - With immediate effect - \r\nAll British citizens forfeit their rights \r\nto ridicule USAnians voting for Trump.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: MYOB\nAUTHOR EMAIL: myob@myob.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.128\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; MYOB\n    [2_Email] =&gt; myob@myob.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; BREXIT - With immediate effect - \r\nAll British citizens forfeit their rights \r\nto ridicule USAnians voting for Trump.\n)\n', 'MYOB - 2016-06-24 10:29:43', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2a586e5e70c6c5d57ab8f28fd1f89a2d', '', '', '2016-06-24 10:29:43', '2016-06-24 10:29:43', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3904', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3905, 1, '2016-06-24 11:16:39', '2016-06-24 11:16:39', '<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nUS Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has announced he\'d like to buy Great Britain as he arrived in Suffolk today to review his plans for Aldeburgh Golf Club.</strong>\r\n\r\nSpeaking outside the clubhouse on the morning of the momentous EU Referendum result, he said "Little Englanders" were now his sort of people, and he should snap up the country.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe controversial republican, whose views resonate with Leave campaigners across Britain, told a press conference: "I want to buy this country. The people are my kinda people, and the price has dropped somewhat overnight. My accountants are looking at the books right now."\r\n\r\nMr Trump, who wants to build a wall on the Mexican border, and who wants to prevent Muslims from entering the US, said the Brits were "cut from the same cloth as me".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/buy-great-britain-donald-trump-e1466766735187.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/buy-great-britain-donald-trump-e1466766735187.jpg" alt="buy great britain donald Trump" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3906" /></a><i>Trump: Plans to buy the UK</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe added: "Here in Suffolk the message was clear: they wanted out of Europe. And now they have welcomed me with open arms. I\'d like to buy the country, I can afford it. I will build a wall around the whole coastline, and then a drawbridge, which we\'ll pull up at the first sign of any foreigner trying to get in."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed earlier this month that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">Donald Trump was buying Aldeburgh Golf Club</a>. \r\n\r\nMembers are worried he might take the stuffy traditions of the club and make it more accessible to the common man.\r\n\r\nBut during <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/donald-trump-scraps-visit-suffolk/">Mr Trump\'s trip to Suffolk</a> today, where he arrived after viewing his other UK course, Turnberry in Scotland, Mr Trump insisted his purchase would benefit everyone.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Trump: I want to buy Great Britain', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'trump-want-buy-great-britain', '', '', '2018-01-29 11:15:21', '2018-01-29 11:15:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3905', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3906, 1, '2016-06-24 11:10:21', '2016-06-24 11:10:21', 'Donald Trump reveals he\'d like to buy Great Britain following the Brexit vote', 'buy-great-britain-donald-trump', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'buy-great-britain-donald-trump', '', '', '2016-06-24 11:12:53', '2016-06-24 11:12:53', '', 3905, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/buy-great-britain-donald-trump.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3907, 1, '2016-06-24 11:16:39', '2016-06-24 11:16:39', '<b>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nUS Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has announced he\'d like to buy Great Britain as he arrived in Suffolk today to review his plans for Aldeburgh Golf Club.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking outside the clubhouse on the morning of the momentous EU Referendum result, he said "Englanders" were now his sort of people, and he should snap up the country.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe controversial republican, whose views resonate with Leave campaigners across Britain, told a press conference: "I want to buy this country. The people are my kinda people, and the price has dropped somewhat overnight. My accountants are looking at the books right now."\r\n\r\nMr Trump, who wants to build a wall on the Mexican border, and who wants to prevent Muslims from entering the US, said the Brits were "cut from the same cloth as me".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/buy-great-britain-donald-trump-e1466766735187.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/buy-great-britain-donald-trump-e1466766735187.jpg" alt="buy great britain donald Trump" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3906" /></a><i>Trump: Plans to buy the UK</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe added: "Here in Suffolk the message was clear: they wanted out of Europe. And now they have welcomed me with open arms. I\'d like to buy the country, I can afford it. I will build a wall around the whole coastline, and then a drawbridge, which we\'ll pull up at the first sign of any foreigner trying to get in."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed earlier this month that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">Donald Trump was buying Aldeburgh Golf Club</a>. \r\n\r\nMembers are worried he might take the stuffy traditions of the club and make it more accessible to the common man.\r\n\r\nBut during his trip to the Suffolk coast today, where he arrived after viewing his other UK course, Turnberry in Scotland, Mr Trump insisted his purchase would benefit the everyone.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Trump: I want to buy Great Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3905-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-24 11:16:39', '2016-06-24 11:16:39', '', 3905, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3905-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3908, 1, '2018-01-29 11:14:33', '2018-01-29 11:14:33', '<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\n\nUS Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has announced he\'d like to buy Great Britain as he arrived in Suffolk today to review his plans for Aldeburgh Golf Club.</strong>\n\nSpeaking outside the clubhouse on the morning of the momentous EU Referendum result, he said "Little Englanders" were now his sort of people, and he should snap up the country.\n\n\n\nThe controversial republican, whose views resonate with Leave campaigners across Britain, told a press conference: "I want to buy this country. The people are my kinda people, and the price has dropped somewhat overnight. My accountants are looking at the books right now."\n\nMr Trump, who wants to build a wall on the Mexican border, and who wants to prevent Muslims from entering the US, said the Brits were "cut from the same cloth as me".\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/buy-great-britain-donald-trump-e1466766735187.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/buy-great-britain-donald-trump-e1466766735187.jpg" alt="buy great britain donald Trump" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3906" /></a><i>Trump: Plans to buy the UK</center></i><br><br>\n\nHe added: "Here in Suffolk the message was clear: they wanted out of Europe. And now they have welcomed me with open arms. I\'d like to buy the country, I can afford it. I will build a wall around the whole coastline, and then a drawbridge, which we\'ll pull up at the first sign of any foreigner trying to get in."\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed earlier this month that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">Donald Trump was buying Aldeburgh Golf Club</a>. \n\nMembers are worried he might take the stuffy traditions of the club and make it more accessible to the common man.\n\nBut during Mr |Trump\'s trip to the Suffolk coast today, where he arrived after viewing his other UK course, Turnberry in Scotland, Mr Trump insisted his purchase would benefit everyone.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Trump: I want to buy Great Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3905-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 11:14:33', '2018-01-29 11:14:33', '', 3905, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3905-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3909, 1, '2016-06-24 11:19:32', '2016-06-24 11:19:32', '<b>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nUS Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has announced he\'d like to buy Great Britain as he arrived in Suffolk today to review his plans for Aldeburgh Golf Club.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking outside the clubhouse on the morning of the momentous EU Referendum result, he said "Englanders" were now his sort of people, and he should snap up the country.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe controversial republican, whose views resonate with Leave campaigners across Britain, told a press conference: "I want to buy this country. The people are my kinda people, and the price has dropped somewhat overnight. My accountants are looking at the books right now."\r\n\r\nMr Trump, who wants to build a wall on the Mexican border, and who wants to prevent Muslims from entering the US, said the Brits were "cut from the same cloth as me".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/buy-great-britain-donald-trump-e1466766735187.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/buy-great-britain-donald-trump-e1466766735187.jpg" alt="buy great britain donald Trump" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3906" /></a><i>Trump: Plans to buy the UK</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe added: "Here in Suffolk the message was clear: they wanted out of Europe. And now they have welcomed me with open arms. I\'d like to buy the country, I can afford it. I will build a wall around the whole coastline, and then a drawbridge, which we\'ll pull up at the first sign of any foreigner trying to get in."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed earlier this month that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">Donald Trump was buying Aldeburgh Golf Club</a>. \r\n\r\nMembers are worried he might take the stuffy traditions of the club and make it more accessible to the common man.\r\n\r\nBut during his trip to the Suffolk coast today, where he arrived after viewing his other UK course, Turnberry in Scotland, Mr Trump insisted his purchase would benefit everyone.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Trump: I want to buy Great Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3905-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-24 11:19:32', '2016-06-24 11:19:32', '', 3905, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3905-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3910, 1, '2016-06-24 11:22:28', '2016-06-24 11:22:28', '<b>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nUS Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has announced he\'d like to buy Great Britain as he arrived in Suffolk today to review his plans for Aldeburgh Golf Club.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking outside the clubhouse on the morning of the momentous EU Referendum result, he said "Little Englanders" were now his sort of people, and he should snap up the country.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe controversial republican, whose views resonate with Leave campaigners across Britain, told a press conference: "I want to buy this country. The people are my kinda people, and the price has dropped somewhat overnight. My accountants are looking at the books right now."\r\n\r\nMr Trump, who wants to build a wall on the Mexican border, and who wants to prevent Muslims from entering the US, said the Brits were "cut from the same cloth as me".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/buy-great-britain-donald-trump-e1466766735187.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/buy-great-britain-donald-trump-e1466766735187.jpg" alt="buy great britain donald Trump" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3906" /></a><i>Trump: Plans to buy the UK</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe added: "Here in Suffolk the message was clear: they wanted out of Europe. And now they have welcomed me with open arms. I\'d like to buy the country, I can afford it. I will build a wall around the whole coastline, and then a drawbridge, which we\'ll pull up at the first sign of any foreigner trying to get in."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed earlier this month that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">Donald Trump was buying Aldeburgh Golf Club</a>. \r\n\r\nMembers are worried he might take the stuffy traditions of the club and make it more accessible to the common man.\r\n\r\nBut during his trip to the Suffolk coast today, where he arrived after viewing his other UK course, Turnberry in Scotland, Mr Trump insisted his purchase would benefit everyone.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Trump: I want to buy Great Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3905-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-24 11:22:28', '2016-06-24 11:22:28', '', 3905, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3905-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3911, 0, '2016-06-24 11:34:19', '2016-06-24 11:34:19', 'Dear Sir,\r\n\r\nI have heard rumours that the phrase "I\'m not racist, but..." has announced its retirement after Brexit, having been deemed surplus to requirements by all racists, and that it will be buying a house on the outskirts of Southwold.\r\n\r\nDo your local correspondents have any information on this?\r\n\r\nYours\r\n\r\nEve A. Brown, c/o Buenos Aires.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Eve A. Brown\nAUTHOR EMAIL: owainsutton@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.201\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Eve A. Brown\n    [2_Email] =&gt; owainsutton@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Dear Sir,\r\n\r\nI have heard rumours that the phrase "I\'m not racist, but..." has announced its retirement after Brexit, having been deemed surplus to requirements by all racists, and that it will be buying a house on the outskirts of Southwold.\r\n\r\nDo your local correspondents have any information on this?\r\n\r\nYours\r\n\r\nEve A. Brown, c/o Buenos Aires.\n)\n', 'Eve A. Brown - 2016-06-24 11:34:19', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4b0b6301dc4556af47a9b846b3f9dfaf', '', '', '2016-06-24 11:34:19', '2016-06-24 11:34:19', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3911', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3913, 1, '2016-06-25 15:21:32', '2016-06-25 15:21:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nUEFA will refuse to play the English national anthem before England\'s crunch Euro 2016 game on Monday because the country voted to leave the EU.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that as both teams line up before the kick-off in Nice, only Iceland\'s national anthem will be played in the stadium.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe England set-up has been told UEFA officials wanted to show solidarity to the EU and decided banning God Save The Queen was an appropriate gesture.\r\n\r\nBut the 25,000 England fans with tickets at the Allianz Riviera stadium in Nice are expected to sing the national anthem throughout the match in protest at the UEFA ban.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for UEFA said: "As a European organisation we stand shoulder to shoulder with the EU. England\'s decision to leave the EU should not go unnoticed, and this is our way of saying, \'Don\'t mess with us\'."\r\n\r\nEngland manager Roy Hodgson was said to be "furious" when informed of the anthem ban. But he told reporters that England\'s fans would belt out God Save The Queen anyway to get his players in the mood just before kick-off.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-national-anthem-football.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-national-anthem-football.jpg" alt="english national anthem" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3920" /></a><i>God Save The Queen: England fans are patriotic but it has upset UEFA</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn England camp insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Our fans are patriotic and show great support. They will sing the national anthem at the top of their voices during the game regardless of UEFA refusing to play it."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Wales and Northern Ireland, who face each other later today in the last 16, will not be punished by UEFA for Brexit. Northern Ireland, like Scotland, voted to Remain, while Wales was thought too small a country for UEFA to be concerned about.\r\n\r\nEngland fan William Blake, 34, of Mountains Green, near Haverhill in Suffolk said: "UEFA can sod off. We will raise the roof in Nice whatever the corrupt Europeans think."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'UEFA bans English national anthem before Iceland kick-off', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'english-national-anthem', '', '', '2016-06-26 15:46:48', '2016-06-26 15:46:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3913', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3914, 1, '2016-06-25 13:09:38', '2016-06-25 13:09:38', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nUEFA will show solidarity with the EU by refusing to play the English national anthem at the start England\'s crunch Euros knockout game against Iceland on Monday.</b>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3913-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-25 13:09:38', '2016-06-25 13:09:38', '', 3913, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3913-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3915, 0, '2016-06-25 13:41:49', '2016-06-25 13:41:49', 'From Brexit to Sexit \r\nby Frank Leetwaddle\r\n\r\nIn the wake of the UK’s momentous decision to leave the EU there is an emerging clarion call for Sexit – Suffolk’s exit from the UK. A recent survey carried out by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county’s population would welcome breaking the shackles of Westminster. Many of those considered the ‘Vote Move: Britain better off in South America’ (as reported in these pages) a braver decision than either of the Leave or Remain options offered. \r\nHowever the SLA is demanding a referendum on our position in the UK first. The group’s spokesperson, Len Touchitt, has outlined what he believes will be the key battlegrounds for the coming political clash including the escalation of the Suffolk/Norfolk wall, border controls on the Suffolk/Essex borders, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency, the stoat, the mandatory teaching of a new Suffolk language, Suffux, in schools and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\nMr Touchitt went on to declare the mobilisation of the SLA across the county, pointing out that while the SLA ‘meant business’, they were ‘not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people. The SLA are here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism’. Mr Touchitt also went to some lengths to distance the SLA from the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group.\r\n\r\nThe SLA is at the forefront of the campaign for a self-governing Suffolk. Recent recruitment drives that have included giving away membership packs comprising of novelty pens, badges with googly eyes and a clubcard offering a 10% discount at Jack’s Café in Ipswich have been ‘massively popular’ according to the SLA’s own website.\r\n \r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\nMilitary action is only one choice, say the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action they have called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit. In the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rally the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though its true that the people of Fakenham eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n\r\nI have pictures to add to this but I can\'t paste in this form.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: simon\nAUTHOR EMAIL: simonprice@productionbureau.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.6\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; simon\n    [2_Email] =&gt; simonprice@productionbureau.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; From Brexit to Sexit \r\nby Frank Leetwaddle\r\n\r\nIn the wake of the UK’s momentous decision to leave the EU there is an emerging clarion call for Sexit – Suffolk’s exit from the UK. A recent survey carried out by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county’s population would welcome breaking the shackles of Westminster. Many of those considered the ‘Vote Move: Britain better off in South America’ (as reported in these pages) a braver decision than either of the Leave or Remain options offered. \r\nHowever the SLA is demanding a referendum on our position in the UK first. The group’s spokesperson, Len Touchitt, has outlined what he believes will be the key battlegrounds for the coming political clash including the escalation of the Suffolk/Norfolk wall, border controls on the Suffolk/Essex borders, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency, the stoat, the mandatory teaching of a new Suffolk language, Suffux, in schools and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\nMr Touchitt went on to declare the mobilisation of the SLA across the county, pointing out that while the SLA ‘meant business’, they were ‘not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people. The SLA are here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism’. Mr Touchitt also went to some lengths to distance the SLA from the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group.\r\n\r\nThe SLA is at the forefront of the campaign for a self-governing Suffolk. Recent recruitment drives that have included giving away membership packs comprising of novelty pens, badges with googly eyes and a clubcard offering a 10% discount at Jack’s Café in Ipswich have been ‘massively popular’ according to the SLA’s own website.\r\n \r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\nMilitary action is only one choice, say the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action they have called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit. In the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rally the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though its true that the people of Fakenham eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n\r\nI have pictures to add to this but I can\'t paste in this form.\r\n\n)\n', 'simon - 2016-06-25 13:41:49', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'bf109c590a6a953c7527d53add934985', '', '', '2016-06-25 13:41:49', '2016-06-25 13:41:49', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3915', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3916, 0, '2016-06-25 13:41:57', '2016-06-25 13:41:57', 'From Brexit to Sexit \r\nby Frank Leetwaddle\r\n\r\nIn the wake of the UK’s momentous decision to leave the EU there is an emerging clarion call for Sexit – Suffolk’s exit from the UK. A recent survey carried out by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county’s population would welcome breaking the shackles of Westminster. Many of those considered the ‘Vote Move: Britain better off in South America’ (as reported in these pages) a braver decision than either of the Leave or Remain options offered. \r\nHowever the SLA is demanding a referendum on our position in the UK first. The group’s spokesperson, Len Touchitt, has outlined what he believes will be the key battlegrounds for the coming political clash including the escalation of the Suffolk/Norfolk wall, border controls on the Suffolk/Essex borders, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency, the stoat, the mandatory teaching of a new Suffolk language, Suffux, in schools and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\nMr Touchitt went on to declare the mobilisation of the SLA across the county, pointing out that while the SLA ‘meant business’, they were ‘not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people. The SLA are here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism’. Mr Touchitt also went to some lengths to distance the SLA from the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group.\r\n\r\nThe SLA is at the forefront of the campaign for a self-governing Suffolk. Recent recruitment drives that have included giving away membership packs comprising of novelty pens, badges with googly eyes and a clubcard offering a 10% discount at Jack’s Café in Ipswich have been ‘massively popular’ according to the SLA’s own website.\r\n \r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\nMilitary action is only one choice, say the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action they have called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit. In the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rally the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though its true that the people of Fakenham eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n\r\nI have pictures to add to this but I can\'t paste in this form.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: simon\nAUTHOR EMAIL: simonprice@productionbureau.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.6\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; simon\n    [2_Email] =&gt; simonprice@productionbureau.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; From Brexit to Sexit \r\nby Frank Leetwaddle\r\n\r\nIn the wake of the UK’s momentous decision to leave the EU there is an emerging clarion call for Sexit – Suffolk’s exit from the UK. A recent survey carried out by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county’s population would welcome breaking the shackles of Westminster. Many of those considered the ‘Vote Move: Britain better off in South America’ (as reported in these pages) a braver decision than either of the Leave or Remain options offered. \r\nHowever the SLA is demanding a referendum on our position in the UK first. The group’s spokesperson, Len Touchitt, has outlined what he believes will be the key battlegrounds for the coming political clash including the escalation of the Suffolk/Norfolk wall, border controls on the Suffolk/Essex borders, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency, the stoat, the mandatory teaching of a new Suffolk language, Suffux, in schools and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\nMr Touchitt went on to declare the mobilisation of the SLA across the county, pointing out that while the SLA ‘meant business’, they were ‘not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people. The SLA are here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism’. Mr Touchitt also went to some lengths to distance the SLA from the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group.\r\n\r\nThe SLA is at the forefront of the campaign for a self-governing Suffolk. Recent recruitment drives that have included giving away membership packs comprising of novelty pens, badges with googly eyes and a clubcard offering a 10% discount at Jack’s Café in Ipswich have been ‘massively popular’ according to the SLA’s own website.\r\n \r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\nMilitary action is only one choice, say the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action they have called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit. In the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rally the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though its true that the people of Fakenham eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n\r\nI have pictures to add to this but I can\'t paste in this form.\r\n\n)\n', 'simon - 2016-06-25 13:41:57', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '57e697d2ae3fcfc2c97d7e2b04ed90d0', '', '', '2016-06-25 13:41:57', '2016-06-25 13:41:57', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3916', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3917, 0, '2016-06-25 13:42:08', '2016-06-25 13:42:08', 'From Brexit to Sexit \r\nby Frank Leetwaddle\r\n\r\nIn the wake of the UK’s momentous decision to leave the EU there is an emerging clarion call for Sexit – Suffolk’s exit from the UK. A recent survey carried out by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county’s population would welcome breaking the shackles of Westminster. Many of those considered the ‘Vote Move: Britain better off in South America’ (as reported in these pages) a braver decision than either of the Leave or Remain options offered. \r\nHowever the SLA is demanding a referendum on our position in the UK first. The group’s spokesperson, Len Touchitt, has outlined what he believes will be the key battlegrounds for the coming political clash including the escalation of the Suffolk/Norfolk wall, border controls on the Suffolk/Essex borders, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency, the stoat, the mandatory teaching of a new Suffolk language, Suffux, in schools and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\nMr Touchitt went on to declare the mobilisation of the SLA across the county, pointing out that while the SLA ‘meant business’, they were ‘not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people. The SLA are here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism’. Mr Touchitt also went to some lengths to distance the SLA from the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group.\r\n\r\nThe SLA is at the forefront of the campaign for a self-governing Suffolk. Recent recruitment drives that have included giving away membership packs comprising of novelty pens, badges with googly eyes and a clubcard offering a 10% discount at Jack’s Café in Ipswich have been ‘massively popular’ according to the SLA’s own website.\r\n \r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\nMilitary action is only one choice, say the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action they have called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit. In the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rally the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though its true that the people of Fakenham eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n\r\nI have pictures to add to this but I can\'t paste in this form.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: simon\nAUTHOR EMAIL: simon@simonprice.tv\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.6\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; simon\n    [2_Email] =&gt; simon@simonprice.tv\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; From Brexit to Sexit \r\nby Frank Leetwaddle\r\n\r\nIn the wake of the UK’s momentous decision to leave the EU there is an emerging clarion call for Sexit – Suffolk’s exit from the UK. A recent survey carried out by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county’s population would welcome breaking the shackles of Westminster. Many of those considered the ‘Vote Move: Britain better off in South America’ (as reported in these pages) a braver decision than either of the Leave or Remain options offered. \r\nHowever the SLA is demanding a referendum on our position in the UK first. The group’s spokesperson, Len Touchitt, has outlined what he believes will be the key battlegrounds for the coming political clash including the escalation of the Suffolk/Norfolk wall, border controls on the Suffolk/Essex borders, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency, the stoat, the mandatory teaching of a new Suffolk language, Suffux, in schools and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\nMr Touchitt went on to declare the mobilisation of the SLA across the county, pointing out that while the SLA ‘meant business’, they were ‘not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people. The SLA are here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism’. Mr Touchitt also went to some lengths to distance the SLA from the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group.\r\n\r\nThe SLA is at the forefront of the campaign for a self-governing Suffolk. Recent recruitment drives that have included giving away membership packs comprising of novelty pens, badges with googly eyes and a clubcard offering a 10% discount at Jack’s Café in Ipswich have been ‘massively popular’ according to the SLA’s own website.\r\n \r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\nMilitary action is only one choice, say the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action they have called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit. In the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rally the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though its true that the people of Fakenham eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n\r\nI have pictures to add to this but I can\'t paste in this form.\r\n\n)\n', 'simon - 2016-06-25 13:42:08', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'a7036341fc92acdc841792ec41feb2a0', '', '', '2016-06-25 13:42:08', '2016-06-25 13:42:08', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3917', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3918, 0, '2016-06-25 13:42:14', '2016-06-25 13:42:14', 'From Brexit to Sexit \r\nby Frank Leetwaddle\r\n\r\nIn the wake of the UK’s momentous decision to leave the EU there is an emerging clarion call for Sexit – Suffolk’s exit from the UK. A recent survey carried out by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county’s population would welcome breaking the shackles of Westminster. Many of those considered the ‘Vote Move: Britain better off in South America’ (as reported in these pages) a braver decision than either of the Leave or Remain options offered. \r\nHowever the SLA is demanding a referendum on our position in the UK first. The group’s spokesperson, Len Touchitt, has outlined what he believes will be the key battlegrounds for the coming political clash including the escalation of the Suffolk/Norfolk wall, border controls on the Suffolk/Essex borders, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency, the stoat, the mandatory teaching of a new Suffolk language, Suffux, in schools and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\nMr Touchitt went on to declare the mobilisation of the SLA across the county, pointing out that while the SLA ‘meant business’, they were ‘not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people. The SLA are here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism’. Mr Touchitt also went to some lengths to distance the SLA from the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group.\r\n\r\nThe SLA is at the forefront of the campaign for a self-governing Suffolk. Recent recruitment drives that have included giving away membership packs comprising of novelty pens, badges with googly eyes and a clubcard offering a 10% discount at Jack’s Café in Ipswich have been ‘massively popular’ according to the SLA’s own website.\r\n \r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\nMilitary action is only one choice, say the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action they have called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit. In the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rally the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though its true that the people of Fakenham eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n\r\nI have pictures to add to this but I can\'t paste in this form.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: simon\nAUTHOR EMAIL: simon@simonprice.tv\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.6\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; simon\n    [2_Email] =&gt; simon@simonprice.tv\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; From Brexit to Sexit \r\nby Frank Leetwaddle\r\n\r\nIn the wake of the UK’s momentous decision to leave the EU there is an emerging clarion call for Sexit – Suffolk’s exit from the UK. A recent survey carried out by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county’s population would welcome breaking the shackles of Westminster. Many of those considered the ‘Vote Move: Britain better off in South America’ (as reported in these pages) a braver decision than either of the Leave or Remain options offered. \r\nHowever the SLA is demanding a referendum on our position in the UK first. The group’s spokesperson, Len Touchitt, has outlined what he believes will be the key battlegrounds for the coming political clash including the escalation of the Suffolk/Norfolk wall, border controls on the Suffolk/Essex borders, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency, the stoat, the mandatory teaching of a new Suffolk language, Suffux, in schools and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\nMr Touchitt went on to declare the mobilisation of the SLA across the county, pointing out that while the SLA ‘meant business’, they were ‘not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people. The SLA are here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism’. Mr Touchitt also went to some lengths to distance the SLA from the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group.\r\n\r\nThe SLA is at the forefront of the campaign for a self-governing Suffolk. Recent recruitment drives that have included giving away membership packs comprising of novelty pens, badges with googly eyes and a clubcard offering a 10% discount at Jack’s Café in Ipswich have been ‘massively popular’ according to the SLA’s own website.\r\n \r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\nMilitary action is only one choice, say the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action they have called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit. In the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rally the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though its true that the people of Fakenham eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n\r\nI have pictures to add to this but I can\'t paste in this form.\r\n\n)\n', 'simon - 2016-06-25 13:42:14', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1ba33dc3cce04e01c3cdc8447fe00876', '', '', '2016-06-25 13:42:14', '2016-06-25 13:42:14', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3918', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3919, 1, '2016-06-25 15:19:10', '2016-06-25 15:19:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nUEFA will refuse to play the English national anthem before England\'s crunch Euro 2016 game on Monday because the country voted to leave the EU.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that as both teams line up before the kick-off in Nice, only Iceland\'s national anthem will be played in the stadium.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe England set-up has been told UEFA officials wanted to show solidarity to the EU and decided banning God Save The Queen was an appropriate gesture.\r\n\r\nBut the 25,000 England fans with tickets at the Allianz Riviera stadium in Nice are expected to sing the national anthem throughout the match in protest at the UEFA ban.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for UEFA said: "As a European organisation we stand shoulder to shoulder with the EU. England\'s decision to leave the EU should not go unnoticed, and this is our way of saying, \'Don\'t mess with us\'."\r\n\r\nEngland manager Roy Hodgson was said to be "furious" when informed of the anthem ban. But he told reporters that England\'s fans would belt out God Save The Queen anyway to get his players in the mood just before kick-off.\r\n\r\nAn England camp insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Our fans are patriotic and show great support. They will sing the national anthem at the top of their voices during the game regardless of UEFA refusing to play it."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Wales and Northern Ireland, who face each other later today in the last 16, will not be punished by UEFA for Brexit. Northern Ireland, like Scotland, voted to Remain, while Wales was thought too small a country for UEFA to be concerned about.\r\n\r\nEngland fan William Blake, of Mountains Green, near Haverhill in Suffolk said: "UEFA can sod off. We will raise the roof in Nice whatever the corrupt Europeans think."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'UEFA bans English national anthem before Iceland kick-off', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3913-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-25 15:19:10', '2016-06-25 15:19:10', '', 3913, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3913-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3920, 1, '2016-06-25 15:19:44', '2016-06-25 15:19:44', 'English national anthem to be banned by UEFA before crunch Iceland match', 'english-national-anthem-football', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'english-national-anthem-football', '', '', '2016-06-25 15:20:13', '2016-06-25 15:20:13', '', 3913, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-national-anthem-football.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3921, 1, '2016-06-25 15:21:14', '2016-06-25 15:21:14', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nUEFA will refuse to play the English national anthem before England\'s crunch Euro 2016 game on Monday because the country voted to leave the EU.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that as both teams line up before the kick-off in Nice, only Iceland\'s national anthem will be played in the stadium.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe England set-up has been told UEFA officials wanted to show solidarity to the EU and decided banning God Save The Queen was an appropriate gesture.\r\n\r\nBut the 25,000 England fans with tickets at the Allianz Riviera stadium in Nice are expected to sing the national anthem throughout the match in protest at the UEFA ban.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for UEFA said: "As a European organisation we stand shoulder to shoulder with the EU. England\'s decision to leave the EU should not go unnoticed, and this is our way of saying, \'Don\'t mess with us\'."\r\n\r\nEngland manager Roy Hodgson was said to be "furious" when informed of the anthem ban. But he told reporters that England\'s fans would belt out God Save The Queen anyway to get his players in the mood just before kick-off.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-national-anthem-football.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-national-anthem-football.jpg" alt="english national anthem" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3920" /></a><i>God Save The Queen: England fans are patriotic but its upset UEFA</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn England camp insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Our fans are patriotic and show great support. They will sing the national anthem at the top of their voices during the game regardless of UEFA refusing to play it."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Wales and Northern Ireland, who face each other later today in the last 16, will not be punished by UEFA for Brexit. Northern Ireland, like Scotland, voted to Remain, while Wales was thought too small a country for UEFA to be concerned about.\r\n\r\nEngland fan William Blake, 34, of Mountains Green, near Haverhill in Suffolk said: "UEFA can sod off. We will raise the roof in Nice whatever the corrupt Europeans think."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'UEFA bans English national anthem before Iceland kick-off', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3913-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-25 15:21:14', '2016-06-25 15:21:14', '', 3913, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3913-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3922, 1, '2016-06-25 15:24:47', '2016-06-25 15:24:47', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Our Football Staff\n\nUEFA will refuse to play the English national anthem before England\'s crunch Euro 2016 game on Monday because the country voted to leave the EU.</b>\n\nWe can reveal that as both teams line up before the kick-off in Nice, only Iceland\'s national anthem will be played in the stadium.\n\n\n\nThe England set-up has been told UEFA officials wanted to show solidarity to the EU and decided banning God Save The Queen was an appropriate gesture.\n\nBut the 25,000 England fans with tickets at the Allianz Riviera stadium in Nice are expected to sing the national anthem throughout the match in protest at the UEFA ban.\n\nA spokesman for UEFA said: "As a European organisation we stand shoulder to shoulder with the EU. England\'s decision to leave the EU should not go unnoticed, and this is our way of saying, \'Don\'t mess with us\'."\n\nEngland manager Roy Hodgson was said to be "furious" when informed of the anthem ban. But he told reporters that England\'s fans would belt out God Save The Queen anyway to get his players in the mood just before kick-off.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-national-anthem-football.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-national-anthem-football.jpg" alt="english national anthem" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3920" /></a><i>God Save The Queen: England fans are patriotic but it has upset UEFA</center></i><br><br>\n\nAn England camp insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Our fans are patriotic and show great support. They will sing the national anthem at the top of their voices during the game regardless of UEFA refusing to play it."\n\nIt is believed Wales and Northern Ireland, who face each other later today in the last 16, will not be punished by UEFA for Brexit. Northern Ireland, like Scotland, voted to Remain, while Wales was thought too small a country for UEFA to be concerned about.\n\nEngland fan William Blake, 34, of Mountains Green, near Haverhill in Suffolk said: "UEFA can sod off. We will raise the roof in Nice whatever the corrupt Europeans think."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'UEFA bans English national anthem before Iceland kick-off', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3913-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-06-25 15:24:47', '2016-06-25 15:24:47', '', 3913, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3913-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3923, 1, '2016-06-25 15:24:50', '2016-06-25 15:24:50', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nUEFA will refuse to play the English national anthem before England\'s crunch Euro 2016 game on Monday because the country voted to leave the EU.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that as both teams line up before the kick-off in Nice, only Iceland\'s national anthem will be played in the stadium.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe England set-up has been told UEFA officials wanted to show solidarity to the EU and decided banning God Save The Queen was an appropriate gesture.\r\n\r\nBut the 25,000 England fans with tickets at the Allianz Riviera stadium in Nice are expected to sing the national anthem throughout the match in protest at the UEFA ban.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for UEFA said: "As a European organisation we stand shoulder to shoulder with the EU. England\'s decision to leave the EU should not go unnoticed, and this is our way of saying, \'Don\'t mess with us\'."\r\n\r\nEngland manager Roy Hodgson was said to be "furious" when informed of the anthem ban. But he told reporters that England\'s fans would belt out God Save The Queen anyway to get his players in the mood just before kick-off.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-national-anthem-football.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-national-anthem-football.jpg" alt="english national anthem" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3920" /></a><i>God Save The Queen: England fans are patriotic but it has upset UEFA</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn England camp insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Our fans are patriotic and show great support. They will sing the national anthem at the top of their voices during the game regardless of UEFA refusing to play it."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Wales and Northern Ireland, who face each other later today in the last 16, will not be punished by UEFA for Brexit. Northern Ireland, like Scotland, voted to Remain, while Wales was thought too small a country for UEFA to be concerned about.\r\n\r\nEngland fan William Blake, 34, of Mountains Green, near Haverhill in Suffolk said: "UEFA can sod off. We will raise the roof in Nice whatever the corrupt Europeans think."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'UEFA bans English national anthem before Iceland kick-off', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3913-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-25 15:24:50', '2016-06-25 15:24:50', '', 3913, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3913-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3924, 0, '2016-06-25 17:00:51', '2016-06-25 17:00:51', 'Excellent publication - brings a lot of laughter to our house. How about a story that Cameron has asked Eddie Jones to lead the Brexit negotiations given his amazing transformation of the England rugby team.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Anthony Bull\nAUTHOR EMAIL: anthonybull@btinternet.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.162\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Anthony Bull\n    [2_Email] =&gt; anthonybull@btinternet.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Excellent publication - brings a lot of laughter to our house. How about a story that Cameron has asked Eddie Jones to lead the Brexit negotiations given his amazing transformation of the England rugby team. \n)\n', 'Anthony Bull - 2016-06-25 17:00:51', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'afb4a7b324717100846c480e983e78ec', '', '', '2016-06-25 17:00:51', '2016-06-25 17:00:51', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3924', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3925, 0, '2016-06-25 17:00:58', '2016-06-25 17:00:58', 'Excellent publication - brings a lot of laughter to our house. How about a story that Cameron has asked Eddie Jones to lead the Brexit negotiations given his amazing transformation of the England rugby team.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Anthony Bull\nAUTHOR EMAIL: anthonybull@btinternet.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.162\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Anthony Bull\n    [2_Email] =&gt; anthonybull@btinternet.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Excellent publication - brings a lot of laughter to our house. How about a story that Cameron has asked Eddie Jones to lead the Brexit negotiations given his amazing transformation of the England rugby team. \n)\n', 'Anthony Bull - 2016-06-25 17:00:58', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7f86b93c38ea47b05bec7cf8c44e7d19', '', '', '2016-06-25 17:00:58', '2016-06-25 17:00:58', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3925', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3926, 0, '2016-06-25 21:40:40', '2016-06-25 21:40:40', 'LATEST NEWS. Iceni tribe leader and arch enemy of Romainiens Bo dicca today demanded independence vote to take \r\nEast Anglia  out of UK,  Parliament  to debate on Monday after bar closes,\r\nIf her demands are not met she may take her army\'s north to confront Knicker less\r\nstirrer leader of the Northern celts\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: JOHN COLEMAN\nAUTHOR EMAIL: jmcoleman@tiscali.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.118\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; JOHN COLEMAN\n    [2_Email] =&gt; jmcoleman@tiscali.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; LATEST NEWS. Iceni tribe leader and arch enemy of Romainiens Bo dicca today demanded independence vote to take \r\nEast Anglia  out of UK,  Parliament  to debate on Monday after bar closes,\r\nIf her demands are not met she may take her army\'s north to confront Knicker less\r\nstirrer leader of the Northern celts\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\n)\n', 'JOHN COLEMAN - 2016-06-25 21:40:40', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '890f4463ee2cd546756fba7fefb39813', '', '', '2016-06-25 21:40:40', '2016-06-25 21:40:40', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3926', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3927, 1, '2016-06-26 15:38:12', '2016-06-26 15:38:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Help! My Brussels have been eaten by some virulent variety of Old English slugs (Borisium Nigellus) and my Romaine lettuce has also been destroyed, along with the French beans.</b>\r\n\r\nWhat is going on? My head is spinning as it does after a night on the Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nMy garden labourer, old Mr Corbyn, says it\'s not his fault. And Messrs Cameron and Osborne, to whom I pay the ground rent for the land, through the estate agents Bulling Don-Boyce, are sipping Champagne at their country mansions and making plans to flee the country. Word is in the village that they are deep in debt and may have to sell my allotment to Mr Putin, who will probably put cheap invasive mint all over it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn gardener" width="200" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3928" /></a><i>My gardener, Mr Corbyn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSo where does all this destruction leave us gardeners?\r\n\r\nWell, we need to find the bottle opener and focus on the fuschia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, I was voted in as chairwoman of the Women\'s Institute, a role I have always cosseted as it puts me in charge of the Vegetable and Flower show, into which I have promised to plough in £350m a week.\r\n\r\nI won fairly and squarely, but Mrs Glasto said we needed a fresh vote as she says I\'m an old slapper. I wouldn\'t mind but she\'s never been involved with the institute and hadn\'t even registered to vote!\r\n\r\nSo all is not well In My Lady Garden. What with the slugs and rain all I\'ve been doing is deadheading the roses and watching my penstemons pop out.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg" alt="English slugs" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3929" /></a><i>English slugs have destroyed my Brussels and French beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour tomatoes should be flowering nicely now. If your truss is a bit heavy you may need a stick to keep it upright. My sweet peas are coming on well, but you need to keep removing the dead pods to encourage more blooms.\r\n\r\nMy veg peas are also developing. There is nothing like a good pea after a pint of Adnams and a snowball.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Sow primrose and pansies in the greenhouse ready for Autumn planting.\r\n* Apply for a passport to Ireland.\r\n* Keep an eye on your Scotch Bonnet chillies to make sure they don\'t take over the plot.\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* George O: Yes I would stay in the shed until the storms pass. Then protect yourself with that rusty old pitchfork.\r\n* Mr Putin from Peasinghall: I know it\'s difficult but if you do piss yourself laughing try not to do it on the lawn or it will leave a nasty mark\r\n* Mrs Hodge from Dagenham: Yes a good clear out is needed now. uproot all the weeds and replace with something that will bring harmony to the borders. I would go for a hybrid rather than a pedigree specimen. Good luck!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'English slugs have destroyed my Brussels', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'english-slugs-brussels', '', '', '2016-06-27 21:41:35', '2016-06-27 21:41:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3927', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3928, 1, '2016-06-26 15:28:12', '2016-06-26 15:28:12', 'Jeremy Corbyn gardener', 'corbyn-gardener', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'corbyn-gardener', '', '', '2016-06-26 15:28:49', '2016-06-26 15:28:49', '', 3927, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3929, 1, '2016-06-26 15:31:10', '2016-06-26 15:31:10', 'English slugs', 'english-slugs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'english-slugs', '', '', '2016-06-26 15:31:41', '2016-06-26 15:31:41', '', 3927, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3930, 1, '2016-06-26 15:36:26', '2016-06-26 15:36:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Help! My Brussels have been eaten by some virulent variety of Old English slugs (Borisium Nigellus) and my Romaine lettuce has also been destroyed, along with the French beans.</b>\r\n\r\nWhat is going on? My head is spinning as it does after a night on the Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nMy garden labourer, old Mr Corbyn, says it\'s not his fault. And Messrs Cameron and Osborne, to whom I pay the ground rent for the land, through the estate agents Bulling Don-Boyce, are sipping Champagne at their country mansions and making plans to flee the country. Word is in the village that they are deep in debt and may have to sell my allotment to Mr Putin, who will probably put cheap invasive mint all over it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn gardener" width="200" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3928" /></a><i>Gardener Corbyn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSo where does all this destruction leave us gardeners?\r\n\r\nWell, we need to find the bottle opener and focus on the fuschia.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, I was voted in as chairwoman of the Women\'s Institute, a role I have always cosseted as it puts me in charge of the Vegetable and Flower show, into which I have promised to plough in £350m a week.\r\n\r\nI won fairly and squarely, but Mrs Glasto said we needed a fresh vote as she says I\'m an old slapper. I wouldn\'t mind but she\'s never been involved with the institute and hadn\'t even registered to vote!\r\n\r\nSo all is not well In My Lady Garden. What with the slugs and rain all I\'ve been doing is deadheading the roses and watching my penstemons pop out.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg" alt="English slugs" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3929" /></a></center><i>English slugs have destroyed my Brussels and French beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour tomatoes should be flowering nicely now. If your truss is a bit heavy you may need a stick to keep it upright. My sweet peas are coming on well, but you need to keep removing the dead pods to encourage more blooms.\r\n\r\nMy veg peas are also developing. There is nothing like a good pea after a pint of Adnams and a snowball.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Sow primrose and pansies in the greenhouse ready for Autumn planting.\r\n* Apply for a passport to Ireland.\r\n* Keep an eye on your Scotch Bonnet chillies to make sure they don\'t take over the plot.\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* George O: Yes I would stay in the shed until the storms pass. Then protect yourself with that rusty old pitchfork.\r\n* Mr Putin from Peasinghall: I know it\'s difficult but if you do piss yourself laughing try not to do it on the lawn or it will leave a nasty mark\r\n* Mrs Hodge from Dagenham: Yes a good clear out is needed now. uproot all the weeds and replace with something that will bring harmony to the borders. I would go for a hybrid rather than a pedigree specimen. Good luck!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'English slugs have destroyed my Brussels', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3927-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-26 15:36:26', '2016-06-26 15:36:26', '', 3927, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3927-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3931, 1, '2016-06-26 15:41:01', '2016-06-26 15:41:01', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>Help! My Brussels have been eaten by some virulent variety of Old English slugs (Borisium Nigellus) and my Romaine lettuce has also been destroyed, along with the French beans.</b>\n\nWhat is going on? My head is spinning as it does after a night on the Aspall Cyder.\n\nMy garden labourer, old Mr Corbyn, says it\'s not his fault. And Messrs Cameron and Osborne, to whom I pay the ground rent for the land, through the estate agents Bulling Don-Boyce, are sipping Champagne at their country mansions and making plans to flee the country. Word is in the village that they are deep in debt and may have to sell my allotment to Mr Putin, who will probably put cheap invasive mint all over it.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn gardener" width="200" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3928" /></a><i>Gardener Corbyn</center></i><br><br>\n\nSo where does all this destruction leave us gardeners?\n\nWell, we need to find the bottle opener and focus on the fuschia.\n\nMeanwhile, I was voted in as chairwoman of the Women\'s Institute, a role I have always cosseted as it puts me in charge of the Vegetable and Flower show, into which I have promised to plough in £350m a week.\n\nI won fairly and squarely, but Mrs Glasto said we needed a fresh vote as she says I\'m an old slapper. I wouldn\'t mind but she\'s never been involved with the institute and hadn\'t even registered to vote!\n\nSo all is not well In My Lady Garden. What with the slugs and rain all I\'ve been doing is deadheading the roses and watching my penstemons pop out.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg" alt="English slugs" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3929" /></a><i>English slugs have destroyed my Brussels and French beans</center></i><br><br>\n\nYour tomatoes should be flowering nicely now. If your truss is a bit heavy you may need a stick to keep it upright. My sweet peas are coming on well, but you need to keep removing the dead pods to encourage more blooms.\n\nMy veg peas are also developing. There is nothing like a good pea after a pint of Adnams and a snowball.\n\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\n\n* Sow primrose and pansies in the greenhouse ready for Autumn planting.\n* Apply for a passport to Ireland.\n* Keep an eye on your Scotch Bonnet chillies to make sure they don\'t take over the plot.\n\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\n\n* George O: Yes I would stay in the shed until the storms pass. Then protect yourself with that rusty old pitchfork.\n* Mr Putin from Peasinghall: I know it\'s difficult but if you do piss yourself laughing try not to do it on the lawn or it will leave a nasty mark\n* Mrs Hodge from Dagenham: Yes a good clear out is needed now. uproot all the weeds and replace with something that will bring harmony to the borders. I would go for a hybrid rather than a pedigree specimen. Good luck!\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'English slugs have destroyed my Brussels', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3927-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-06-26 15:41:01', '2016-06-26 15:41:01', '', 3927, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3927-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3932, 1, '2016-06-26 15:41:05', '2016-06-26 15:41:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Help! My Brussels have been eaten by some virulent variety of Old English slugs (Borisium Nigellus) and my Romaine lettuce has also been destroyed, along with the French beans.</b>\r\n\r\nWhat is going on? My head is spinning as it does after a night on the Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nMy garden labourer, old Mr Corbyn, says it\'s not his fault. And Messrs Cameron and Osborne, to whom I pay the ground rent for the land, through the estate agents Bulling Don-Boyce, are sipping Champagne at their country mansions and making plans to flee the country. Word is in the village that they are deep in debt and may have to sell my allotment to Mr Putin, who will probably put cheap invasive mint all over it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn gardener" width="200" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3928" /></a><i>Gardener Corbyn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSo where does all this destruction leave us gardeners?\r\n\r\nWell, we need to find the bottle opener and focus on the fuschia.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, I was voted in as chairwoman of the Women\'s Institute, a role I have always cosseted as it puts me in charge of the Vegetable and Flower show, into which I have promised to plough in £350m a week.\r\n\r\nI won fairly and squarely, but Mrs Glasto said we needed a fresh vote as she says I\'m an old slapper. I wouldn\'t mind but she\'s never been involved with the institute and hadn\'t even registered to vote!\r\n\r\nSo all is not well In My Lady Garden. What with the slugs and rain all I\'ve been doing is deadheading the roses and watching my penstemons pop out.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg" alt="English slugs" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3929" /></a><i>English slugs have destroyed my Brussels and French beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour tomatoes should be flowering nicely now. If your truss is a bit heavy you may need a stick to keep it upright. My sweet peas are coming on well, but you need to keep removing the dead pods to encourage more blooms.\r\n\r\nMy veg peas are also developing. There is nothing like a good pea after a pint of Adnams and a snowball.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Sow primrose and pansies in the greenhouse ready for Autumn planting.\r\n* Apply for a passport to Ireland.\r\n* Keep an eye on your Scotch Bonnet chillies to make sure they don\'t take over the plot.\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* George O: Yes I would stay in the shed until the storms pass. Then protect yourself with that rusty old pitchfork.\r\n* Mr Putin from Peasinghall: I know it\'s difficult but if you do piss yourself laughing try not to do it on the lawn or it will leave a nasty mark\r\n* Mrs Hodge from Dagenham: Yes a good clear out is needed now. uproot all the weeds and replace with something that will bring harmony to the borders. I would go for a hybrid rather than a pedigree specimen. Good luck!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'English slugs have destroyed my Brussels', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3927-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-26 15:41:05', '2016-06-26 15:41:05', '', 3927, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3927-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3933, 1, '2016-06-26 15:47:42', '2016-06-26 15:47:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Help! My Brussels have been eaten by some virulent variety of Old English slugs (Borisium Nigellus) and my Romaine lettuce has also been destroyed, along with the French beans.</b>\r\n\r\nWhat is going on? My head is spinning as it does after a night on the Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nMy garden labourer, old Mr Corbyn, says it\'s not his fault. And Messrs Cameron and Osborne, to whom I pay the ground rent for the land, through the estate agents Bulling Don-Boyce, are sipping Champagne at their country mansions and making plans to flee the country. Word is in the village that they are deep in debt and may have to sell my allotment to Mr Putin, who will probably put cheap invasive mint all over it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn gardener" width="200" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3928" /></a><i>Gardener Corbyn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSo where does all this destruction leave us gardeners?\r\n\r\nWell, we need to find the bottle opener and focus on the fuschia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, I was voted in as chairwoman of the Women\'s Institute, a role I have always cosseted as it puts me in charge of the Vegetable and Flower show, into which I have promised to plough in £350m a week.\r\n\r\nI won fairly and squarely, but Mrs Glasto said we needed a fresh vote as she says I\'m an old slapper. I wouldn\'t mind but she\'s never been involved with the institute and hadn\'t even registered to vote!\r\n\r\nSo all is not well In My Lady Garden. What with the slugs and rain all I\'ve been doing is deadheading the roses and watching my penstemons pop out.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg" alt="English slugs" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3929" /></a><i>English slugs have destroyed my Brussels and French beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour tomatoes should be flowering nicely now. If your truss is a bit heavy you may need a stick to keep it upright. My sweet peas are coming on well, but you need to keep removing the dead pods to encourage more blooms.\r\n\r\nMy veg peas are also developing. There is nothing like a good pea after a pint of Adnams and a snowball.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Sow primrose and pansies in the greenhouse ready for Autumn planting.\r\n* Apply for a passport to Ireland.\r\n* Keep an eye on your Scotch Bonnet chillies to make sure they don\'t take over the plot.\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* George O: Yes I would stay in the shed until the storms pass. Then protect yourself with that rusty old pitchfork.\r\n* Mr Putin from Peasinghall: I know it\'s difficult but if you do piss yourself laughing try not to do it on the lawn or it will leave a nasty mark\r\n* Mrs Hodge from Dagenham: Yes a good clear out is needed now. uproot all the weeds and replace with something that will bring harmony to the borders. I would go for a hybrid rather than a pedigree specimen. Good luck!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'English slugs have destroyed my Brussels', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3927-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-26 15:47:42', '2016-06-26 15:47:42', '', 3927, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3927-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3934, 1, '2016-06-26 15:50:41', '2016-06-26 15:50:41', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Help! My Brussels have been eaten by some virulent variety of Old English slugs (Borisium Nigellus) and my Romaine lettuce has also been destroyed, along with the French beans.</b>\r\n\r\nWhat is going on? My head is spinning as it does after a night on the Aspall Cyder.\r\n\r\nMy garden labourer, old Mr Corbyn, says it\'s not his fault. And Messrs Cameron and Osborne, to whom I pay the ground rent for the land, through the estate agents Bulling Don-Boyce, are sipping Champagne at their country mansions and making plans to flee the country. Word is in the village that they are deep in debt and may have to sell my allotment to Mr Putin, who will probably put cheap invasive mint all over it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-gardener.jpg" alt="jeremy corbyn gardener" width="200" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3928" /></a><i>My gardener, Mr Corbyn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSo where does all this destruction leave us gardeners?\r\n\r\nWell, we need to find the bottle opener and focus on the fuschia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, I was voted in as chairwoman of the Women\'s Institute, a role I have always cosseted as it puts me in charge of the Vegetable and Flower show, into which I have promised to plough in £350m a week.\r\n\r\nI won fairly and squarely, but Mrs Glasto said we needed a fresh vote as she says I\'m an old slapper. I wouldn\'t mind but she\'s never been involved with the institute and hadn\'t even registered to vote!\r\n\r\nSo all is not well In My Lady Garden. What with the slugs and rain all I\'ve been doing is deadheading the roses and watching my penstemons pop out.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/english-slugs-e1466955084606.jpg" alt="English slugs" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3929" /></a><i>English slugs have destroyed my Brussels and French beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour tomatoes should be flowering nicely now. If your truss is a bit heavy you may need a stick to keep it upright. My sweet peas are coming on well, but you need to keep removing the dead pods to encourage more blooms.\r\n\r\nMy veg peas are also developing. There is nothing like a good pea after a pint of Adnams and a snowball.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Sow primrose and pansies in the greenhouse ready for Autumn planting.\r\n* Apply for a passport to Ireland.\r\n* Keep an eye on your Scotch Bonnet chillies to make sure they don\'t take over the plot.\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* George O: Yes I would stay in the shed until the storms pass. Then protect yourself with that rusty old pitchfork.\r\n* Mr Putin from Peasinghall: I know it\'s difficult but if you do piss yourself laughing try not to do it on the lawn or it will leave a nasty mark\r\n* Mrs Hodge from Dagenham: Yes a good clear out is needed now. uproot all the weeds and replace with something that will bring harmony to the borders. I would go for a hybrid rather than a pedigree specimen. Good luck!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'English slugs have destroyed my Brussels', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3927-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-26 15:50:41', '2016-06-26 15:50:41', '', 3927, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3927-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3935, 1, '2016-06-26 18:32:53', '2016-06-26 18:32:53', '', '2016-06-26 18:32:53', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2016-06-26-183253', '', '', '2016-06-26 18:32:53', '2016-06-26 18:32:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donation/2016-06-26-183253/', 0, 'donation', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3936, 0, '2016-06-26 18:32:57', '2016-06-26 18:32:57', '', '', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3936', '', '', '2016-06-26 18:32:57', '2016-06-26 18:32:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donor/3936/', 0, 'donor', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3937, 1, '2016-06-27 21:17:57', '2016-06-27 21:17:57', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nMore than 3.6 million people have signed a petition to demand England play a second match against Iceland because they didn\'t win the first one.</b>\r\n\r\nThey rushed to join the online campaign to force the Government to re-run the game, and to keep staging it until England finally won.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe surprising and embarrassing defeat against the Icelandic part-timers split the nation, especially with those in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland wanting an England exit, while English people wanted the team to remain.\r\n\r\nCampaigner Justin Horrocks, of Ipswich, said: "The match was clearly not played fairly. The older players let everyone down.\r\n\r\n"And we were lied to - they said England were good and had a chance in this tournament. But that was rubbish.\r\n\r\n"Now we are out, and no one seems to have a plan. Even the manager has resigned before any plan is in place.\r\n\r\n"It\'s an absolute disgrace."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Millions sign petition to re-run England match', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'millions-sign-petition', '', '', '2016-06-27 21:20:44', '2016-06-27 21:20:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3937', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3938, 1, '2016-06-27 12:47:16', '2016-06-27 12:47:16', 'Ipswich Town pig', 'itfc-pig', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'itfc-pig', '', '', '2016-06-27 12:47:40', '2016-06-27 12:47:40', '', 3937, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/itfc-pig.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3939, 1, '2016-06-27 12:56:13', '2016-06-27 12:56:13', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town fans expressed fears today that the club\'s record signing might not be fully fit for the new season.</b>\r\n\r\nPaul Trotter, known affectionately as \'Porky\' on the terraces, was snapped up for £4 million by Mick McCarthy last week, and was expected to play up front for  the Blues.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut when the players reported for the start of pre-season training yesterday, Trotter appeared to have put on lots of weight over the summer.\r\n\r\nOne supporter said: "He looks like he would burst out of his shirt, to be honest. He\'s reputed to be on a high wage, so if he wants to bring home the bacon he needs to trim the fat first."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/itfc-pig.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/itfc-pig.jpg" alt="ipswich town pig" width="960" height="776" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3938" /></a><i>Facing the chop: Trotter faces grilling over fitness (Photo: ITFC)</center><i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3937-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-27 12:56:13', '2016-06-27 12:56:13', '', 3937, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3937-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3940, 1, '2016-06-27 21:09:46', '2016-06-27 21:09:46', 'england petition to play the match against Iceland again', 'england-petition', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'england-petition', '', '', '2016-06-27 21:10:34', '2016-06-27 21:10:34', '', 3937, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/england-petition.png', 0, 'attachment', 'image/png', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3941, 1, '2016-06-27 21:17:57', '2016-06-27 21:17:57', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nMore than 3.6 million people have signed a petition to demand England play a second match against Iceland because they didn\'t win the first one.</b>\r\n\r\nThey rushed to join the online campaign to force the Government to re-run the game, and to keep staging it until England finally won.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe surprising and embarrassing defeat against the Icelandic part-timers split the nation, especially with those in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland wanting an England exit, while English people wanted the team to remain.\r\n\r\nCampaigner Justin Horrocks, of Ipswich, said: "The match was clearly not played fairly. The older players let everyone down.\r\n\r\n"And we were lied to - they said England were good and had a chance in this tournament. But that was rubbish.\r\n\r\n"Now we are out, and no one seems to have a plan. Even the manager has resigned before any plan is in place.\r\n\r\n"It\'s an absolute disgrace."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Millions sign petition to re-run England match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3937-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-27 21:17:57', '2016-06-27 21:17:57', '', 3937, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3937-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3942, 1, '2016-06-27 21:56:05', '2016-06-27 21:56:05', '<b>By Polly Ticks, Political Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Jeremy Corbyn refused to step aside as England manager last night - despite a terrible performance in Europe.</b>\r\n\r\nThe ageing leader faced a mutiny from his team and supporters across the country after his tactics and lack of ambition saw England crash out of Europe against little Iceland.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut he steadfastly refused to budge, insisting he had a mandate to lead, and would still be in charge for the upcoming World Cup qualifying campaign.\r\n\r\nCorbyn has been controversial since his first day in charge of the England team when he turned up for training and read out some emails to the players from fans.\r\n\r\n"I have an email here from Beryl Biggins from Huddersfield," he told Wayne Rooney to a hushed and astonished group. "She wants to know why her football tickets are so expensive but you get paid so much to play."\r\n\r\nCalls for Corbyn\'s resignation will be sure to increase this week as yet more players resign from the England set-up.\r\n\r\nAn England insider said: "Soon there won\'t be any players left to choose from."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Corbyn refuses to step down as England manager', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'jeremy-corbyn-england', '', '', '2016-06-27 22:09:41', '2016-06-27 22:09:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3942', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3943, 1, '2016-06-27 21:54:48', '2016-06-27 21:54:48', 'Jeremy Corbyn refuses to resign as England manager', 'corbyn-resign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'corbyn-resign', '', '', '2016-06-27 21:55:28', '2016-06-27 21:55:28', '', 3942, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/corbyn-resign.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3944, 1, '2016-06-27 21:56:05', '2016-06-27 21:56:05', '<b>By Polly Ticks, Political Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Jeremy Corbyn refused to step aside as England manager last night - despite a terrible performance in Europe.</b>\r\n\r\nThe ageing leader faced a mutiny from his team and supporters across the country after his tactics and lack of ambition saw England crash out of Europe against little Iceland.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut he steadfastly refused to budge, insisting he had a mandate to lead, and would still be in charge for the upcoming World Cup qualifying campaign.\r\n\r\nCorbyn has been controversial since his first day in charge of the England team when he turned up for training and read out some emails to the players from fans.\r\n\r\n"I have an email here from Beryl Biggins from Huddersfield," he told Wayne Rooney to a hushed and astonished group. "She wants to know why her football tickets are seo expensive but you get so much to play."\r\n\r\nCalls for Corbyn\'s resignation will be sure to increase this week as yet more players resign from the England set-up.\r\n\r\nAn England insider said: "Soon there won\'t be any players left to choose from."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Corbyn refuses to step down as England manager', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3942-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-27 21:56:05', '2016-06-27 21:56:05', '', 3942, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3942-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3945, 1, '2016-06-27 22:09:32', '2016-06-27 22:09:32', '<b>By Polly Ticks, Political Editor\n\nEmbattled Jeremy Corbyn refused to step aside as England manager last night - despite a terrible performance in Europe.</b>\n\nThe ageing leader faced a mutiny from his team and supporters across the country after his tactics and lack of ambition saw England crash out of Europe against little Iceland.\n\n\n\nBut he steadfastly refused to budge, insisting he had a mandate to lead, and would still be in charge for the upcoming World Cup qualifying campaign.\n\nCorbyn has been controversial since his first day in charge of the England team when he turned up for training and read out some emails to the players from fans.\n\n"I have an email here from Beryl Biggins from Huddersfield," he told Wayne Rooney to a hushed and astonished group. "She wants to know why her football tickets are so expensive but you get so much to play."\n\nCalls for Corbyn\'s resignation will be sure to increase this week as yet more players resign from the England set-up.\n\nAn England insider said: "Soon there won\'t be any players left to choose from."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Corbyn refuses to step down as England manager', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3942-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-06-27 22:09:32', '2016-06-27 22:09:32', '', 3942, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3942-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3946, 1, '2016-06-27 22:09:41', '2016-06-27 22:09:41', '<b>By Polly Ticks, Political Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Jeremy Corbyn refused to step aside as England manager last night - despite a terrible performance in Europe.</b>\r\n\r\nThe ageing leader faced a mutiny from his team and supporters across the country after his tactics and lack of ambition saw England crash out of Europe against little Iceland.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut he steadfastly refused to budge, insisting he had a mandate to lead, and would still be in charge for the upcoming World Cup qualifying campaign.\r\n\r\nCorbyn has been controversial since his first day in charge of the England team when he turned up for training and read out some emails to the players from fans.\r\n\r\n"I have an email here from Beryl Biggins from Huddersfield," he told Wayne Rooney to a hushed and astonished group. "She wants to know why her football tickets are so expensive but you get paid so much to play."\r\n\r\nCalls for Corbyn\'s resignation will be sure to increase this week as yet more players resign from the England set-up.\r\n\r\nAn England insider said: "Soon there won\'t be any players left to choose from."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Corbyn refuses to step down as England manager', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3942-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-27 22:09:41', '2016-06-27 22:09:41', '', 3942, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3942-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3948, 1, '2016-06-29 13:02:45', '2016-06-29 13:02:45', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Sexit campaign for Suffolk independence has been given a major boost by Brexit, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county would welcome breaking free from the shackles of Westminster, and now a spokesman is demanding a referendum.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe warns there will be the key policy battle lines, including the escalation of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">Suffolk/Norfolk border wall</a>, stricter border controls but with a "Cromer Corridor" for holidays, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency (the stoat), and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg" alt="suffolk national dress" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3949" /></a><i>Stylish: traditional Suffolk dress</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said the SLA was now being mobilised across the county, pointing out that while the SLA "meant business", it was "not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people".\r\n\r\nHe added: "The SLA is here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism, and I would like to make clear SLA is in no way associated with the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group."\r\n\r\nThe SLA, which has an <a href="http://www.suffolkliberationarmy.uk">official website</a>, is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk and on the coast. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Army" width="999" height="669" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3950" /></a><i>Top secret: the Suffolk Liberation Army training camp in Minsmere</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMilitary action is not the only choice, says the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action it has called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit.\r\n\r\nIn the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rallies the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though it\'s true that the people of Fakenham in Norfolk eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Let\'s Sexit after Brexit, urges Suffolk Liberation Army', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-liberation-army-sexit', '', '', '2016-06-29 13:21:11', '2016-06-29 13:21:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3948', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3949, 1, '2016-06-29 12:39:46', '2016-06-29 12:39:46', 'suffolk national dress', 'suffolk-national-dress', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-national-dress', '', '', '2016-06-29 12:40:03', '2016-06-29 12:40:03', '', 3948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3950, 1, '2016-06-29 12:52:22', '2016-06-29 12:52:22', 'Suffolk Liberation Army training', 'sla-training', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sla-training', '', '', '2016-06-29 12:52:48', '2016-06-29 12:52:48', '', 3948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3951, 1, '2016-06-29 13:02:45', '2016-06-29 13:02:45', '<b>By Frank Lee-Knott\r\n\r\nThe Sexit campaign for Suffolk independence has been given a major boost by Brexit, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county would welcome breaking free from the shackles of Westminster, and now a spokesman is demanding a referendum.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe warns there will be the key policy battle lines, including the escalation of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">Suffolk/Norfolk border wall</a>, stricter border controls but with a "Cromer Corridor" for holidays, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency (the stoat), and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg" alt="suffolk national dress" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3949" /></a><i>Stylish: traditional Suffolk dress</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said the SLA was now being mobilised across the county, pointing out that while the SLA "meant business", they were "not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people". He added: "The SLA is here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism’, and I would like to make clear SLA is in no way associated with the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group."\r\n\r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk and on the coast. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Army" width="999" height="669" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3950" /></a><i>Top secret: the Suffolk Liberation Army training camp in Minsmere</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMilitary action is not the only choice, says the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action it has called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit.\r\n\r\nIn the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rallies the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though it\'s true that the people of Fakenham in Norfolk eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Let\'s Sexit after Brexit, urges Suffolk Liberation Army', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3948-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-29 13:02:45', '2016-06-29 13:02:45', '', 3948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3948-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3952, 1, '2016-06-29 13:04:23', '2016-06-29 13:04:23', '<b>By Frank Lee-Knott\r\n\r\nThe Sexit campaign for Suffolk independence has been given a major boost by Brexit, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county would welcome breaking free from the shackles of Westminster, and now a spokesman is demanding a referendum.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe warns there will be the key policy battle lines, including the escalation of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">Suffolk/Norfolk border wall</a>, stricter border controls but with a "Cromer Corridor" for holidays, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency (the stoat), and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg" alt="suffolk national dress" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3949" /></a><i>Stylish: traditional Suffolk dress</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said the SLA was now being mobilised across the county, pointing out that while the SLA "meant business", they were "not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people".\r\n\r\nHe added: "The SLA is here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism’, and I would like to make clear SLA is in no way associated with the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group."\r\n\r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk and on the coast. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Army" width="999" height="669" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3950" /></a><i>Top secret: the Suffolk Liberation Army training camp in Minsmere</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMilitary action is not the only choice, says the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action it has called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit.\r\n\r\nIn the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rallies the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though it\'s true that the people of Fakenham in Norfolk eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Let\'s Sexit after Brexit, urges Suffolk Liberation Army', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3948-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-29 13:04:23', '2016-06-29 13:04:23', '', 3948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3948-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3953, 1, '2016-06-29 13:04:48', '2016-06-29 13:04:48', '<b>By Frank Lee-Knott\r\n\r\nThe Sexit campaign for Suffolk independence has been given a major boost by Brexit, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county would welcome breaking free from the shackles of Westminster, and now a spokesman is demanding a referendum.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe warns there will be the key policy battle lines, including the escalation of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">Suffolk/Norfolk border wall</a>, stricter border controls but with a "Cromer Corridor" for holidays, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency (the stoat), and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg" alt="suffolk national dress" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3949" /></a><i>Stylish: traditional Suffolk dress</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said the SLA was now being mobilised across the county, pointing out that while the SLA "meant business", they were "not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people".\r\n\r\nHe added: "The SLA is here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism, and I would like to make clear SLA is in no way associated with the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group."\r\n\r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk and on the coast. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Army" width="999" height="669" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3950" /></a><i>Top secret: the Suffolk Liberation Army training camp in Minsmere</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMilitary action is not the only choice, says the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action it has called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit.\r\n\r\nIn the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rallies the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though it\'s true that the people of Fakenham in Norfolk eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Let\'s Sexit after Brexit, urges Suffolk Liberation Army', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3948-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-29 13:04:48', '2016-06-29 13:04:48', '', 3948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3948-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3954, 1, '2016-06-29 13:20:23', '2016-06-29 13:20:23', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nThe Sexit campaign for Suffolk independence has been given a major boost by Brexit, it emerged today.</b>\n\nA survey by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county would welcome breaking free from the shackles of Westminster, and now a spokesman is demanding a referendum.\n\n\n\nHe warns there will be the key policy battle lines, including the escalation of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">Suffolk/Norfolk border wall</a>, stricter border controls but with a "Cromer Corridor" for holidays, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency (the stoat), and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg" alt="suffolk national dress" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3949" /></a><i>Stylish: traditional Suffolk dress</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe spokesman said the SLA was now being mobilised across the county, pointing out that while the SLA "meant business", it was "not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people".\n\nHe added: "The SLA is here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism, and I would like to make clear SLA is in no way associated with the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group."\n\nThe SLA, which has  is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk and on the coast. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Army" width="999" height="669" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3950" /></a><i>Top secret: the Suffolk Liberation Army training camp in Minsmere</center></i><br><br>\n\nMilitary action is not the only choice, says the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action it has called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit.\n\nIn the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rallies the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though it\'s true that the people of Fakenham in Norfolk eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Let\'s Sexit after Brexit, urges Suffolk Liberation Army', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3948-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-06-29 13:20:23', '2016-06-29 13:20:23', '', 3948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3948-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3955, 1, '2016-06-29 13:06:25', '2016-06-29 13:06:25', '<b>By Frank Lee-Knott\r\n\r\nThe Sexit campaign for Suffolk independence has been given a major boost by Brexit, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county would welcome breaking free from the shackles of Westminster, and now a spokesman is demanding a referendum.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe warns there will be the key policy battle lines, including the escalation of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">Suffolk/Norfolk border wall</a>, stricter border controls but with a "Cromer Corridor" for holidays, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency (the stoat), and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg" alt="suffolk national dress" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3949" /></a><i>Stylish: traditional Suffolk dress</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said the SLA was now being mobilised across the county, pointing out that while the SLA "meant business", it was "not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people".\r\n\r\nHe added: "The SLA is here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism, and I would like to make clear SLA is in no way associated with the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group."\r\n\r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk and on the coast. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Army" width="999" height="669" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3950" /></a><i>Top secret: the Suffolk Liberation Army training camp in Minsmere</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMilitary action is not the only choice, says the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action it has called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit.\r\n\r\nIn the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rallies the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though it\'s true that the people of Fakenham in Norfolk eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Let\'s Sexit after Brexit, urges Suffolk Liberation Army', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3948-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-29 13:06:25', '2016-06-29 13:06:25', '', 3948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3948-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3956, 1, '2016-06-29 13:18:09', '2016-06-29 13:18:09', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Sexit campaign for Suffolk independence has been given a major boost by Brexit, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county would welcome breaking free from the shackles of Westminster, and now a spokesman is demanding a referendum.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe warns there will be the key policy battle lines, including the escalation of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">Suffolk/Norfolk border wall</a>, stricter border controls but with a "Cromer Corridor" for holidays, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency (the stoat), and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg" alt="suffolk national dress" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3949" /></a><i>Stylish: traditional Suffolk dress</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said the SLA was now being mobilised across the county, pointing out that while the SLA "meant business", it was "not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people".\r\n\r\nHe added: "The SLA is here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism, and I would like to make clear SLA is in no way associated with the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group."\r\n\r\nThe SLA is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk and on the coast. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Army" width="999" height="669" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3950" /></a><i>Top secret: the Suffolk Liberation Army training camp in Minsmere</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMilitary action is not the only choice, says the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action it has called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit.\r\n\r\nIn the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rallies the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though it\'s true that the people of Fakenham in Norfolk eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Let\'s Sexit after Brexit, urges Suffolk Liberation Army', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3948-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-29 13:18:09', '2016-06-29 13:18:09', '', 3948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3948-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3957, 1, '2016-06-29 13:21:11', '2016-06-29 13:21:11', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Sexit campaign for Suffolk independence has been given a major boost by Brexit, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey by the Suffolk Liberation Army (SLA) suggests that over 96% of the county would welcome breaking free from the shackles of Westminster, and now a spokesman is demanding a referendum.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe warns there will be the key policy battle lines, including the escalation of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">Suffolk/Norfolk border wall</a>, stricter border controls but with a "Cromer Corridor" for holidays, the re-introduction of a Suffolk currency (the stoat), and the adoption of traditional Suffolk dress.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-national-dress.jpg" alt="suffolk national dress" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3949" /></a><i>Stylish: traditional Suffolk dress</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said the SLA was now being mobilised across the county, pointing out that while the SLA "meant business", it was "not to be feared by good, honest Suffolk people".\r\n\r\nHe added: "The SLA is here to put the ‘fun’ into fundamentalism, and I would like to make clear SLA is in no way associated with the more radical Independent Suffolk of Ipswich and Stowmarket group."\r\n\r\nThe SLA, which has an <a href="http://www.suffolkliberationarmy.uk">official website</a>, is currently training new recruits in hidden locations across mid-Suffolk and on the coast. Secret filming has revealed a number of committed and disciplined members developing observational and weapons skills as they prepare for a county-wide revolution they say is coming.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sla-training-e1467204779669.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Army" width="999" height="669" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3950" /></a><i>Top secret: the Suffolk Liberation Army training camp in Minsmere</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMilitary action is not the only choice, says the SLA. The process of Suffolkation need not be a violent one. Before taking such drastic action it has called for a referendum echoing the success of Brexit.\r\n\r\nIn the coming months you may see the stirrings of the sleeping Suffolk giant as the SLA rallies the people with glossy leaflets, dubious statistics, a comedy pop song and outrageous claims about foreigners (though it\'s true that the people of Fakenham in Norfolk eat children). This could be the dawn of a new age – people of Suffolk prepare.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Let\'s Sexit after Brexit, urges Suffolk Liberation Army', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3948-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-29 13:21:11', '2016-06-29 13:21:11', '', 3948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3948-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3959, 0, '2016-06-30 15:04:03', '2016-06-30 15:04:03', 'Hey,\r\n\r\nHave you seen the latest story?\r\n\r\nNo one buys cannabis seeds to grow them, it\'s all about collecting!\r\n\r\nhttp://www.discountcannabisseeds.co.uk/en/blog/cannabis-seed-collector-demand-outstripping-buy-grow-purchases-study-shows\r\n\r\nJosh\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Josh Toker\nAUTHOR EMAIL: jokeytoker@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.92\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Josh Toker\n    [2_Email] =&gt; jokeytoker@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hey,\r\n\r\nHave you seen the latest story?\r\n\r\nNo one buys cannabis seeds to grow them, it\'s all about collecting!\r\n\r\nhttp://www.discountcannabisseeds.co.uk/en/blog/cannabis-seed-collector-demand-outstripping-buy-grow-purchases-study-shows\r\n\r\nJosh\n)\n', 'Josh Toker - 2016-06-30 15:04:03', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '58dc75a4ecc839ab3454fa38faa1d610', '', '', '2016-06-30 15:04:03', '2016-06-30 15:04:03', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3959', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3960, 1, '2016-06-30 15:38:26', '2016-06-30 15:38:26', '', '2016-06-30 15:38:26', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2016-06-30-153826', '', '', '2016-06-30 15:38:26', '2016-06-30 15:38:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donation/2016-06-30-153826/', 0, 'donation', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3961, 0, '2016-06-30 15:38:30', '2016-06-30 15:38:30', '', '', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3961', '', '', '2016-06-30 15:38:30', '2016-06-30 15:38:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donor/3961/', 0, 'donor', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3963, 1, '2016-07-01 16:55:44', '2016-07-01 16:55:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>I took myself off to Wimbledon this week as I was worried about the lawn. Look at the fecking state of it! But did they appreciate me trying to help? Did they hell.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter queueing for nine hours, during which I had to keep my place with my Lidl carrier bag while I nipped for several widdles, I finally got to the turnstiles and forced my way to the Centre Court.\r\n\r\nIt was just before that cheeky little Brit upstart Marcus Willis and Roger Federer came out with their soppy plastic bottles and hundreds of towels which they sweat all over and chuck at children.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI shot forward to the bald baseline, clutching my container of  Miracle Gro Patch Magic Repairer (£9.84 per kg from B & Q) and sprinkled it about just as Roger Federer appeared on the court with his banana in his hand.\r\n\r\nTo my horror a dozen men in white coats ran as if from nowhere and bundled me off to security. I tried to run but slipped, doing the splits like an EU Referendum... or an Essex girl outside Wetherspoons.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg" alt="doing the splits" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3964" /></a><i>Elegant: This is just what I looked like when I slipped on court</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhen I see the Wimbledon hallowed turf on the telly I can see why they always need more Wimbledon seeds.\r\n\r\nI can’t understand, when they start the fortnight with such an impeccable lawn, why they can’t just stand still and wait for the ball to come to them, like we did at primary school. But no! They have to run and stomp all over it in their lumpy shorts. I can\'t make out how they fit so many balls in those shorts. And after spending so much time down there, it\'s no wonder they have to change them so often.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg" alt="new balls please roger federer" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3965" /></a><i>Federer: new balls, please</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI think the real reason they threw me out is that they thought I was going to get some free sponsorship in front of the TV cameras in my Adnams t-shirt and Suffolk Gazette baseball cap.\r\n\r\nI should add here, that before I got nicked, I had been round the posh Wimbledon gardens and bars. I had a couple of jugs of Pimms (£75.99) and a punnet of strawberries (£25, and just £10 for an optional dollop of cream). Then I had a couple of G & Ts and set about the flower beds. I dead-headed their hydrangeas, petunias and geraniums and dug a couple up to take home. They had plenty of them!\r\n\r\nI only did it because the lawn looked  as threadbare as a Jeremy Corbyn jacket.\r\n\r\nWhat’s going on with the world of  politics? I honestly think they’re all a bunch of countrymen not worthy of our votes.\r\n\r\nDo you remember when Boris Johnson bought three secondhand water cannon for £328,000 but was refused permission to use them? Well, while the Tories are in disarray, I have bought them for £25 quid to use on the allotment.\r\n\r\nHere are some things you can pop in your veg plot this week: turnips, beetroot, carrots and spring cabbage.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Net your brassicas against butterflies. Pick off any caterpillars and chuck them over next door’s hedge.\r\n\r\n* If you’re going on holiday, trim any straggly bits and get ready to tackle pests.\r\n\r\n* Take down your hanging baskets, if no one is going to be there to water them while you’re at Butlins, and put them in a shady spot with a good drink.\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Jeremy from Islington: Some perennials resent being divided up like this. Your poor clump needs some support or you may as well put it out of its misery with a bottle of Weedol.\r\n\r\n* Theresa M from Cockfield: What a terrible mess your Lady Garden is. Order a copy of my new book – <i>Two’s Company, Freesia Crowd</i>.\r\n\r\n* Boris from Cuckooland: Thankyou for sending me the photo of your shrivelled red-hot pepper. I would say it’s been sabotaged in its growth stages to stop it standing proud. There is little you can do at this stage. Next time, keep it in the shade. Or in your trousers.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/boris-red-hot-pepper-e1467391647400.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/boris-red-hot-pepper-e1467391647400.jpg" alt="red hot pepper" width="325" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3967" /></a><i>Boris\' shrivelled pepper</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThat\'s it from me. See you next week.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'New balls, please - why I\'m feeling a bit forelorn', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'new-balls-please', '', '', '2016-07-05 08:17:08', '2016-07-05 08:17:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3963', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3964, 1, '2016-07-01 09:28:39', '2016-07-01 09:28:39', 'doing the splits', 'doing-the-splits', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'doing-the-splits', '', '', '2016-07-01 09:28:55', '2016-07-01 09:28:55', '', 3963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3965, 1, '2016-07-01 09:33:08', '2016-07-01 09:33:08', 'New balls please with Roger Federer', 'new balls please Roger Federer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'roger-federer', '', '', '2016-07-01 09:34:23', '2016-07-01 09:34:23', '', 3963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3966, 1, '2016-07-01 09:36:57', '2016-07-01 09:36:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>I took myself off to Wimbledon this week as I was worried about the lawn. Look at the fecking state of it! But did they appreciate me trying to help? Did they hell.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter queueing for nine hours, during which I had to keep my place with my Lidl carrier bag while I nipped for several widdles, I finally got to the turnstiles and forced my way to the Centre Court.\r\n\r\nIt was just before that cheeky little Brit upstart Marcus Willis and Federer came out with their soppy plastic bottles and hundreds of towels which they sweat all over and chuck at children.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI shot forward to the bald baseline, clutching my container of  Miracle Gro Patch Magic Repairer (£9.84 per kg from B & Q) and sprinkled it about just as Roger Federer appeared on the court with his banana in his hand.\r\n\r\nTo my horror a dozen men in white coats ran as if from nowhere and bundled me off to security. I tried to run but slipped, doing the splits like an EU Referendum... or an Essex girl outside Wetherspoons.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg" alt="doing the splits" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3964" /></a><i>Elegant: This is just what I looked like when I slipped on court</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhen I see the Wimbledon hallowed turf on the telly I can see why they always need more Wimbledon seeds.\r\n\r\nI can’t understand, when they start the fortnight with such an impeccable lawn, why they can’t just stand still and wait for the ball to come to them, like we did at primary school. But no! They have to run and stomp all over it in their lumpy shorts. I can\'t make out how they fit so many balls in those shorts, or what they mu\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg" alt="new balls please roger federer" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3965" /></a><i>\r\n\r\nI think the real reason  they threw me out is that they thought I was going to get some free sponsorship in front of the TV cameras  in my Adnams t-shirt and Suffolk Gazette baseball cap.\r\n\r\nI should add here, that before I got nicked, I had been round the posh Wimbledon gardens and bars. I had a couple of jugs of Pimms (£75.99) and a punnet of strawberries (£25, and just £10 for an optional dollop of cream). Then I had a couple of G & Ts and set about the flower beds. I dead-headed their hydrangeas, petunias and geraniums and dug a couple up to take home. They had plenty of them!\r\n\r\nI only did it because the lawn looked  as threadbare as a Jeremy Corbyn jacket.\r\n\r\nWhat’s going on with the world of  politics? I  honestly think they’re all a bunch of countrymen not worthy of our votes.\r\n\r\nDo you remember when Boris Johnson bought three secondhand watercannon for £328,000 but was refused permission to use them? Well, while the Tories are in disarray, I have bought them for £25 quid to use on the allotment.\r\n\r\nHere are some things you can pop in your veg plot this week: turnips, beetroot, carrots and spring cabbage.\r\n\r\nJobs to do:\r\n\r\n*Net your brassicas against butterflies. Pick off any caterpillars and chuck them over next door’s hedge.\r\n\r\n*If you’re going on holiday, trim any straggly bits and get ready to tackle pests.\r\n\r\n*Take down your hanging baskets, if no one is going to be there to water them while you’re at Butlins, and put them in a shady spot with a good drink.\r\n\r\nAnd now for your problems:\r\n\r\n*Jeremy from Islington: Some perennials resent being divided up like this. Your poor clump needs some support or you may as well put it out of its misery with a bottle of Weedol.\r\n\r\n*Theresa M from Cockfield: What a terrible mess your Lady Garden is. Order a copy of my new book – “Two’s Company, Freesia Crowd."\r\n\r\n*Boris from Cuckooland: (see photo) Thankyou for sending me the photo of your shrivelled red-hot pepper. I would say it’s been sabotaged in its growth stages to stop it standing proud. There is little you can do at this stage. Next time, keep it in the shade. Or in your trousers.\r\n\r\n\r\nCaptions…more bald bits than Wayne Rooney\r\nOuch: Like me..this poor girl slipped on her grass\r\nFederer hits the ball with his Morrisons supermarket racquet. (new balls please)\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Why I\'m feeling a bit forelorn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3963-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-01 09:36:57', '2016-07-01 09:36:57', '', 3963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3963-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3967, 1, '2016-07-01 16:46:23', '2016-07-01 16:46:23', 'red hot pepper', 'boris-red-hot-pepper', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'boris-red-hot-pepper', '', '', '2016-07-01 16:47:47', '2016-07-01 16:47:47', '', 3963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/boris-red-hot-pepper.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3968, 1, '2016-07-01 16:49:12', '2016-07-01 16:49:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>I took myself off to Wimbledon this week as I was worried about the lawn. Look at the fecking state of it! But did they appreciate me trying to help? Did they hell.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter queueing for nine hours, during which I had to keep my place with my Lidl carrier bag while I nipped for several widdles, I finally got to the turnstiles and forced my way to the Centre Court.\r\n\r\nIt was just before that cheeky little Brit upstart Marcus Willis and Federer came out with their soppy plastic bottles and hundreds of towels which they sweat all over and chuck at children.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI shot forward to the bald baseline, clutching my container of  Miracle Gro Patch Magic Repairer (£9.84 per kg from B & Q) and sprinkled it about just as Roger Federer appeared on the court with his banana in his hand.\r\n\r\nTo my horror a dozen men in white coats ran as if from nowhere and bundled me off to security. I tried to run but slipped, doing the splits like an EU Referendum... or an Essex girl outside Wetherspoons.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg" alt="doing the splits" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3964" /></a><i>Elegant: This is just what I looked like when I slipped on court</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhen I see the Wimbledon hallowed turf on the telly I can see why they always need more Wimbledon seeds.\r\n\r\nI can’t understand, when they start the fortnight with such an impeccable lawn, why they can’t just stand still and wait for the ball to come to them, like we did at primary school. But no! They have to run and stomp all over it in their lumpy shorts. I can\'t make out how they fit so many balls in those shorts.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg" alt="new balls please roger federer" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3965" /></a><i>Federer: new balls, please</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI think the real reason they threw me out is that they thought I was going to get some free sponsorship in front of the TV cameras in my Adnams t-shirt and Suffolk Gazette baseball cap.\r\n\r\nI should add here, that before I got nicked, I had been round the posh Wimbledon gardens and bars. I had a couple of jugs of Pimms (£75.99) and a punnet of strawberries (£25, and just £10 for an optional dollop of cream). Then I had a couple of G & Ts and set about the flower beds. I dead-headed their hydrangeas, petunias and geraniums and dug a couple up to take home. They had plenty of them!\r\n\r\nI only did it because the lawn looked  as threadbare as a Jeremy Corbyn jacket.\r\n\r\nWhat’s going on with the world of  politics? I honestly think they’re all a bunch of countrymen not worthy of our votes.\r\n\r\nDo you remember when Boris Johnson bought three secondhand watercannon for £328,000 but was refused permission to use them? Well, while the Tories are in disarray, I have bought them for £25 quid to use on the allotment.\r\n\r\nHere are some things you can pop in your veg plot this week: turnips, beetroot, carrots and spring cabbage.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Net your brassicas against butterflies. Pick off any caterpillars and chuck them over next door’s hedge.\r\n\r\n* If you’re going on holiday, trim any straggly bits and get ready to tackle pests.\r\n\r\n* Take down your hanging baskets, if no one is going to be there to water them while you’re at Butlins, and put them in a shady spot with a good drink.\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Jeremy from Islington: Some perennials resent being divided up like this. Your poor clump needs some support or you may as well put it out of its misery with a bottle of Weedol.\r\n\r\n* Theresa M from Cockfield: What a terrible mess your Lady Garden is. Order a copy of my new book – <i>Two’s Company, Freesia Crowd</i>.\r\n\r\n* Boris from Cuckooland: Thankyou for sending me the photo of your shrivelled red-hot pepper. I would say it’s been sabotaged in its growth stages to stop it standing proud. There is little you can do at this stage. Next time, keep it in the shade. Or in your trousers.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/boris-red-hot-pepper-e1467391647400.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/boris-red-hot-pepper-e1467391647400.jpg" alt="red hot pepper" width="325" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3967" /></a><i>Boris\' shrivelled pepper</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThat\'s it from me. See you next week.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Why I\'m feeling a bit forelorn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3963-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-01 16:49:12', '2016-07-01 16:49:12', '', 3963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3963-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3969, 1, '2016-07-01 16:55:44', '2016-07-01 16:55:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>I took myself off to Wimbledon this week as I was worried about the lawn. Look at the fecking state of it! But did they appreciate me trying to help? Did they hell.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter queueing for nine hours, during which I had to keep my place with my Lidl carrier bag while I nipped for several widdles, I finally got to the turnstiles and forced my way to the Centre Court.\r\n\r\nIt was just before that cheeky little Brit upstart Marcus Willis and Roger Federer came out with their soppy plastic bottles and hundreds of towels which they sweat all over and chuck at children.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI shot forward to the bald baseline, clutching my container of  Miracle Gro Patch Magic Repairer (£9.84 per kg from B & Q) and sprinkled it about just as Roger Federer appeared on the court with his banana in his hand.\r\n\r\nTo my horror a dozen men in white coats ran as if from nowhere and bundled me off to security. I tried to run but slipped, doing the splits like an EU Referendum... or an Essex girl outside Wetherspoons.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg" alt="doing the splits" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3964" /></a><i>Elegant: This is just what I looked like when I slipped on court</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhen I see the Wimbledon hallowed turf on the telly I can see why they always need more Wimbledon seeds.\r\n\r\nI can’t understand, when they start the fortnight with such an impeccable lawn, why they can’t just stand still and wait for the ball to come to them, like we did at primary school. But no! They have to run and stomp all over it in their lumpy shorts. I can\'t make out how they fit so many balls in those shorts. And after spending so much time down there, it\'s no wonder they have to change them so often.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg" alt="new balls please roger federer" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3965" /></a><i>Federer: new balls, please</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI think the real reason they threw me out is that they thought I was going to get some free sponsorship in front of the TV cameras in my Adnams t-shirt and Suffolk Gazette baseball cap.\r\n\r\nI should add here, that before I got nicked, I had been round the posh Wimbledon gardens and bars. I had a couple of jugs of Pimms (£75.99) and a punnet of strawberries (£25, and just £10 for an optional dollop of cream). Then I had a couple of G & Ts and set about the flower beds. I dead-headed their hydrangeas, petunias and geraniums and dug a couple up to take home. They had plenty of them!\r\n\r\nI only did it because the lawn looked  as threadbare as a Jeremy Corbyn jacket.\r\n\r\nWhat’s going on with the world of  politics? I honestly think they’re all a bunch of countrymen not worthy of our votes.\r\n\r\nDo you remember when Boris Johnson bought three secondhand watercannon for £328,000 but was refused permission to use them? Well, while the Tories are in disarray, I have bought them for £25 quid to use on the allotment.\r\n\r\nHere are some things you can pop in your veg plot this week: turnips, beetroot, carrots and spring cabbage.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Net your brassicas against butterflies. Pick off any caterpillars and chuck them over next door’s hedge.\r\n\r\n* If you’re going on holiday, trim any straggly bits and get ready to tackle pests.\r\n\r\n* Take down your hanging baskets, if no one is going to be there to water them while you’re at Butlins, and put them in a shady spot with a good drink.\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Jeremy from Islington: Some perennials resent being divided up like this. Your poor clump needs some support or you may as well put it out of its misery with a bottle of Weedol.\r\n\r\n* Theresa M from Cockfield: What a terrible mess your Lady Garden is. Order a copy of my new book – <i>Two’s Company, Freesia Crowd</i>.\r\n\r\n* Boris from Cuckooland: Thankyou for sending me the photo of your shrivelled red-hot pepper. I would say it’s been sabotaged in its growth stages to stop it standing proud. There is little you can do at this stage. Next time, keep it in the shade. Or in your trousers.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/boris-red-hot-pepper-e1467391647400.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/boris-red-hot-pepper-e1467391647400.jpg" alt="red hot pepper" width="325" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3967" /></a><i>Boris\' shrivelled pepper</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThat\'s it from me. See you next week.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'New balls, please - why I\'m feeling a bit forelorn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3963-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-01 16:55:44', '2016-07-01 16:55:44', '', 3963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3963-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3970, 1, '2016-07-01 16:56:06', '2016-07-01 16:56:06', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\n\n<b>I took myself off to Wimbledon this week as I was worried about the lawn. Look at the fecking state of it! But did they appreciate me trying to help? Did they hell.</b>\n\nAfter queueing for nine hours, during which I had to keep my place with my Lidl carrier bag while I nipped for several widdles, I finally got to the turnstiles and forced my way to the Centre Court.\n\nIt was just before that cheeky little Brit upstart Marcus Willis and Roger Federer came out with their soppy plastic bottles and hundreds of towels which they sweat all over and chuck at children.\n\n\n\nI shot forward to the bald baseline, clutching my container of  Miracle Gro Patch Magic Repairer (£9.84 per kg from B & Q) and sprinkled it about just as Roger Federer appeared on the court with his banana in his hand.\n\nTo my horror a dozen men in white coats ran as if from nowhere and bundled me off to security. I tried to run but slipped, doing the splits like an EU Referendum... or an Essex girl outside Wetherspoons.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg" alt="doing the splits" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3964" /></a><i>Elegant: This is just what I looked like when I slipped on court</center></i><br><br>\n\nWhen I see the Wimbledon hallowed turf on the telly I can see why they always need more Wimbledon seeds.\n\nI can’t understand, when they start the fortnight with such an impeccable lawn, why they can’t just stand still and wait for the ball to come to them, like we did at primary school. But no! They have to run and stomp all over it in their lumpy shorts. I can\'t make out how they fit so many balls in those shorts. And after spending so much time down there, it\'s no wonder they have to change them so often.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg" alt="new balls please roger federer" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3965" /></a><i>Federer: new balls, please</center></i><br><br>\n\nI think the real reason they threw me out is that they thought I was going to get some free sponsorship in front of the TV cameras in my Adnams t-shirt and Suffolk Gazette baseball cap.\n\nI should add here, that before I got nicked, I had been round the posh Wimbledon gardens and bars. I had a couple of jugs of Pimms (£75.99) and a punnet of strawberries (£25, and just £10 for an optional dollop of cream). Then I had a couple of G & Ts and set about the flower beds. I dead-headed their hydrangeas, petunias and geraniums and dug a couple up to take home. They had plenty of them!\n\nI only did it because the lawn looked  as threadbare as a Jeremy Corbyn jacket.\n\nWhat’s going on with the world of  politics? I honestly think they’re all a bunch of countrymen not worthy of our votes.\n\nDo you remember when Boris Johnson bought three secondhand watercannon for £328,000 but was refused permission to use them? Well, while the Tories are in disarray, I have bought them for £25 quid to use on the allotment.\n\nHere are some things you can pop in your veg plot this week: turnips, beetroot, carrots and spring cabbage.\n\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\n\n* Net your brassicas against butterflies. Pick off any caterpillars and chuck them over next door’s hedge.\n\n* If you’re going on holiday, trim any straggly bits and get ready to tackle pests.\n\n* Take down your hanging baskets, if no one is going to be there to water them while you’re at Butlins, and put them in a shady spot with a good drink.\n\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\n\n* Jeremy from Islington: Some perennials resent being divided up like this. Your poor clump needs some support or you may as well put it out of its misery with a bottle of Weedol.\n\n* Theresa M from Cockfield: What a terrible mess your Lady Garden is. Order a copy of my new book – <i>Two’s Company, Freesia Crowd</i>.\n\n* Boris from Cuckooland: Thankyou for sending me the photo of your shrivelled red-hot pepper. I would say it’s been sabotaged in its growth stages to stop it standing proud. There is little you can do at this stage. Next time, keep it in the shade. Or in your trousers.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/boris-red-hot-pepper-e1467391647400.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/boris-red-hot-pepper-e1467391647400.jpg" alt="red hot pepper" width="325" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3967" /></a><i>Boris\' shrivelled pepper</center></i><br><br>\n\nThat\'s it from me. See you next week.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'New balls, please - why I\'m feeling a bit forelorn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3963-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-01 16:56:06', '2016-07-01 16:56:06', '', 3963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3963-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3971, 1, '2016-07-01 16:56:40', '2016-07-01 16:56:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>I took myself off to Wimbledon this week as I was worried about the lawn. Look at the fecking state of it! But did they appreciate me trying to help? Did they hell.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter queueing for nine hours, during which I had to keep my place with my Lidl carrier bag while I nipped for several widdles, I finally got to the turnstiles and forced my way to the Centre Court.\r\n\r\nIt was just before that cheeky little Brit upstart Marcus Willis and Roger Federer came out with their soppy plastic bottles and hundreds of towels which they sweat all over and chuck at children.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI shot forward to the bald baseline, clutching my container of  Miracle Gro Patch Magic Repairer (£9.84 per kg from B & Q) and sprinkled it about just as Roger Federer appeared on the court with his banana in his hand.\r\n\r\nTo my horror a dozen men in white coats ran as if from nowhere and bundled me off to security. I tried to run but slipped, doing the splits like an EU Referendum... or an Essex girl outside Wetherspoons.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doing-the-splits.jpg" alt="doing the splits" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3964" /></a><i>Elegant: This is just what I looked like when I slipped on court</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhen I see the Wimbledon hallowed turf on the telly I can see why they always need more Wimbledon seeds.\r\n\r\nI can’t understand, when they start the fortnight with such an impeccable lawn, why they can’t just stand still and wait for the ball to come to them, like we did at primary school. But no! They have to run and stomp all over it in their lumpy shorts. I can\'t make out how they fit so many balls in those shorts. And after spending so much time down there, it\'s no wonder they have to change them so often.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roger-federer-new-balls-e1467365601240.jpg" alt="new balls please roger federer" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3965" /></a><i>Federer: new balls, please</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI think the real reason they threw me out is that they thought I was going to get some free sponsorship in front of the TV cameras in my Adnams t-shirt and Suffolk Gazette baseball cap.\r\n\r\nI should add here, that before I got nicked, I had been round the posh Wimbledon gardens and bars. I had a couple of jugs of Pimms (£75.99) and a punnet of strawberries (£25, and just £10 for an optional dollop of cream). Then I had a couple of G & Ts and set about the flower beds. I dead-headed their hydrangeas, petunias and geraniums and dug a couple up to take home. They had plenty of them!\r\n\r\nI only did it because the lawn looked  as threadbare as a Jeremy Corbyn jacket.\r\n\r\nWhat’s going on with the world of  politics? I honestly think they’re all a bunch of countrymen not worthy of our votes.\r\n\r\nDo you remember when Boris Johnson bought three secondhand water cannon for £328,000 but was refused permission to use them? Well, while the Tories are in disarray, I have bought them for £25 quid to use on the allotment.\r\n\r\nHere are some things you can pop in your veg plot this week: turnips, beetroot, carrots and spring cabbage.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Net your brassicas against butterflies. Pick off any caterpillars and chuck them over next door’s hedge.\r\n\r\n* If you’re going on holiday, trim any straggly bits and get ready to tackle pests.\r\n\r\n* Take down your hanging baskets, if no one is going to be there to water them while you’re at Butlins, and put them in a shady spot with a good drink.\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Jeremy from Islington: Some perennials resent being divided up like this. Your poor clump needs some support or you may as well put it out of its misery with a bottle of Weedol.\r\n\r\n* Theresa M from Cockfield: What a terrible mess your Lady Garden is. Order a copy of my new book – <i>Two’s Company, Freesia Crowd</i>.\r\n\r\n* Boris from Cuckooland: Thankyou for sending me the photo of your shrivelled red-hot pepper. I would say it’s been sabotaged in its growth stages to stop it standing proud. There is little you can do at this stage. Next time, keep it in the shade. Or in your trousers.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/boris-red-hot-pepper-e1467391647400.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/boris-red-hot-pepper-e1467391647400.jpg" alt="red hot pepper" width="325" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3967" /></a><i>Boris\' shrivelled pepper</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThat\'s it from me. See you next week.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'New balls, please - why I\'m feeling a bit forelorn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3963-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-01 16:56:40', '2016-07-01 16:56:40', '', 3963, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3963-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3972, 1, '2016-07-02 16:07:54', '2016-07-02 16:07:54', '', '2016-07-02 16:07:54', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2016-07-02-160754', '', '', '2016-07-02 16:07:54', '2016-07-02 16:07:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donation/2016-07-02-160754/', 0, 'donation', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3973, 1, '2016-07-02 16:09:44', '2016-07-02 16:09:44', '', '2016-07-02 16:09:44', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2016-07-02-160944', '', '', '2016-07-02 16:09:44', '2016-07-02 16:09:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donation/2016-07-02-160944/', 0, 'donation', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3974, 0, '2016-07-02 16:09:48', '2016-07-02 16:09:48', '', '', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3974', '', '', '2016-07-02 16:09:48', '2016-07-02 16:09:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donor/3974/', 0, 'donor', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3975, 1, '2016-07-03 17:30:50', '2016-07-03 17:30:50', '<b>By Izzy Jett, Aviation Correspondent\n\nA passenger shaved an astonishing ten seconds off his three-hour flight by being the first to unbuckle his seatbelt and open his overhead locker after landing.</b>\n\nDean Mowenden, of Mildenhall, Suffolk is one of a growing number of passengers who try and get off their planes before anyone else.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.469428% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/523734343?et=pzhjqRsSQ_hbRW2cFnHmFQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pu09ScAR5XY3vxcVR-bsVituEsb8Nj81dCXFnl9JgYY=" width="380" height="252" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/523734343" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Dean Mowenden grabs his bag even before the plane stops</center></i><br><br>\n\nBut the annoying behaviour saves them a mere few seconds - and in most cases they then end up waiting with everyone else at the terminal baggage reclaim anyway.\n\n\n\nOn Wednesday morning, on a flight from Stansted Airport to Majorca, factory worker Mowenden timed his manoeuvre just right, grabbing his hand luggage and getting a few rows closer to the exit door of the jet before those around him had even moved.\n\nIt meant he was walking down the plane steps a full ten seconds earlier than he would have been had he waited patiently to disembark like everyone else.\n\n<b>\'Well chuffed\'</b>\n\n"I was well chuffed with that," Mowenden told the Suffolk Gazette from his seafront hotel room. "I felt my holiday really started so much earlier."\n\nBut fellow passengers were not so impressed. Iris Contrail, 64, said: "These people who unbuckle and stand up even before the seatbelt signs have been turned off are really annoying.\n\n"They have no patience and clearly think they deserve to be off faster."\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Smug passenger shaves ten seconds off flight', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '881-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-03 17:30:50', '2016-07-03 17:30:50', '', 881, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/881-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3976, 1, '2016-07-03 17:30:56', '2016-07-03 17:30:56', '<b>By Izzy Jett, Aviation Correspondent\r\n\r\nA passenger shaved an astonishing ten seconds off his three-hour flight by being the first to unbuckle his seatbelt and open his overhead locker after landing.</b>\r\n\r\nDean Mowenden, of Mildenhall, Suffolk is one of a growing number of passengers who try and get off their planes before anyone else.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.469428% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/523734343?et=pzhjqRsSQ_hbRW2cFnHmFQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pu09ScAR5XY3vxcVR-bsVituEsb8Nj81dCXFnl9JgYY=" width="380" height="252" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/523734343" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Dean Mowenden grabs his bag even before the plane stops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the annoying behaviour saves them a mere few seconds - and in most cases they then end up waiting with everyone else at the terminal baggage reclaim anyway.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOn Wednesday morning, on a flight from Stansted Airport to Majorca, factory worker Mowenden timed his manoeuvre just right, grabbing his hand luggage and getting a few rows closer to the exit door of the jet before those around him had even moved.\r\n\r\nIt meant he was walking down the plane steps a full ten seconds earlier than he would have been had he waited patiently to disembark like everyone else.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Well chuffed\'</b>\r\n\r\n"I was well chuffed with that," Mowenden told the Suffolk Gazette from his seafront hotel room. "I felt my holiday really started so much earlier."\r\n\r\nBut fellow passengers were not so impressed. Iris Contrail, 64, said: "These people who unbuckle and stand up even before the seatbelt signs have been turned off are really annoying.\r\n\r\n"They have no patience and clearly think they deserve to be off faster."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Smug passenger shaves ten seconds off flight', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '881-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-03 17:30:56', '2016-07-03 17:30:56', '', 881, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/881-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3977, 1, '2016-07-04 08:42:57', '2016-07-04 08:42:57', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nElvis Presley is alive and enjoying his retirement in Ibiza, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nThe King of Rock and Roll, who many have always claimed faked his own death, lives in a huge hilltop villa close to the pretty town of Sant Josep de sa Talaia, and had until recently enjoyed complete anonymity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut a new hotel was built on the isolated road leading up to his home, and tourists have begun noticing the unmistakable figure of Elvis as he potters about.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette flew to the sunshine Mediterranean island after a tip-off from a reader who was sure she had seen Elvis, who is now a sprightly 81 years old, wandering up the hill with some bread, fresh milk and frozen burgers.\r\n\r\nOur Entertainment Editor Arthur Pint, who once saw Elvis perform live in Las Vegas, rented a villa close by and set about finding out if the numerous sightings could be true.\r\n\r\nAstonishingly, within hours he had taken this picture of the man so many believe is Elvis Presley, confirming the star did not die on the lavatory back in 1977 after all.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg" alt="elvis presley alive living ibiza" width="590" height="350" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3978" /></a><i>Heartbreak hotel: new 4 star hotel has exposed Elvis to tourists</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPint said: "Elvis looks amazing. He is quite trim and is still getting about well. His hair is now grey and he sports a goatee beard, but his features are unmistakable."\r\n\r\nLocals have always suspected the man on the hill was Elvis. Pedro Alonso, 65, who spends his days watching the world go by at the Raco Verd bar in Sant Josep, said: "He moved in to the house on the hill during late summer in 1977.\r\n\r\n"I remember it well because my father worked as a labourer when the property was built. In those days Ibiza was quiet and nobody took any notice of new people. There was a free spirit.\r\n\r\n<h3>Elvis Presley</h3>\r\n\r\n"But now the island is packed each summer with tourists from Britain and Germany, and the new hotel near the villa has meant the man in the villa has been exposed to more and more people.\r\n\r\n"The older locals always knew who he was but respected his privacy, but now everyone has a smartphone and can take pictures. I\'m amazed this has not come out before."\r\n\r\nOur man visited Elvis\' villa hoping for an interview that would go down in history as the greatest ever. Pint rang the buzzer by the electronic gates and a man spoke over the speaker in Spanish - but with a definite Deep South American drawl.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Is this Mr Presley?" Pint asked. There was a tell-tale split second delay before the man replied: "No. Adios."\r\n\r\nPint was not put off, and set about watching Elvis for a few days to get a sense of his lifestyle in Ibiza. One night he was amazed as Elvis set out in his black Jeep and headed for party capital of San Antonio. There he giggled as local Elvis tribute act <i>Ibiza Elvis</i>, whose tagline is "It\'s Good to be The King", performed at a bar.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg" alt="elvis tribute act ibiza" width="350" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3980" /></a><I>All Shook Up: Elvis enjoyed the tribute show</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nElvis supped on a coffee and tapped his feet as the tribute show belted out hit after hit, including Hound Dog, Jailhouse Rock and Suspicious Minds.\r\n\r\nThen he went to nearby Amnesia, the huge club where young tourists party the night away. On Saturday thousands were unaware they were in the presence of the most famous musician ever.\r\n\r\nElvis, dressed in a crisply-pressed white shirt and black trousers, stayed for over an hour soaking up the atmosphere before driving back to his villa alone. Clearly music is still a huge part of his life.\r\n\r\n<h3>Love me tender</h3>\r\n\r\nThe next day our man watched as Elvis drove to the port at nearby Ibiza Town and climbed aboard a small boat which was to take him out to a luxury yacht. As he sat down on the service boat, a passing tourist from Manchester said: "Nice boat, sir."\r\n\r\nAnd Elvis replied in English: "I love me tender."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-ibiza.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-ibiza.jpg" alt="Elvis Presley in Ibiza" width="466" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6981" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is believed the superstar chose Ibiza because of the guaranteed weather and because in the 1970s, when he was supposed to have died at his mansion in Graceland, Memphis, the island was quiet with very few visitors.\r\n\r\nBut he would have watched dismayed as the island became increasingly popular with hundreds of thousands of visitors each month. He must have been surprised that no one had spotted him. Until now.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elvis Presley is alive and living in Ibiza', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'elvis-presley-ibiza', '', '', '2017-07-04 08:03:28', '2017-07-04 08:03:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3977', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3978, 1, '2016-07-04 07:41:27', '2016-07-04 07:41:27', 'Elvis Presley is alive and living in Ibiza', 'elvis-presley-ibiza', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'elvis-presley-ibiza', '', '', '2016-07-04 07:42:03', '2016-07-04 07:42:03', '', 3977, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3979, 1, '2016-07-04 08:14:08', '2016-07-04 08:14:08', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nElvis Presley is a alive and enjoying his retirement in Ibiza, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nThe King of Rock and Roll, who many have always claimed faked his own death, lives in a huge hilltop villa close to the pretty town of Sant Josep de sa Talaia, and had until recently enjoyed complete anonymity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut a hotel has been built on the road leading up to his home, and tourists have begun noticing the unmistakable figure of Elvis as he potters about.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette flew to the sunshine Mediterranean island after a tip-off from a reader who was sure she had seen Elvis, who is now a sprightly 81 years old, wandering up the hill with some bread, fresh milk and frozen burgers.\r\n\r\nOur Entertainment Editor Arthur Pint, who once saw Elvis perform live in Las Vegas, rented a villa close by and set about finding out if numerous sightings could be true.\r\n\r\nAstonishingly, within hours he had taken this picture of the man so many believe is Elvis Presley, confirming the star did not die on the lavatory back in 1977 after all.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg" alt="elvis presley alive living ibiza" width="590" height="350" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3978" /></a><i>Heartbreak hotel: new 4 star hotel has exposed Elvis to tourists</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPint said: "Elvis looks amazing. He is quite trim and is still getting about well. His features are unmistakable."\r\n\r\nLocals have always suspected the man on the hill was Elvis. Pedro Alonso, 65, who spends his days watching the world go by at the Raco Verde bar in Sant Josep, said: "He moved in to the house on the hill during late summer in 1977. In those days Ibiza was quiet and nobody took any notice.\r\n\r\n"But now the island is packed each summer with tourists from Britain and Germany, and the new hotel near the villa has meant people have seen him.\r\n\r\n"The locals always knew but respected his privacy, but now everyone has a smartphone and can take pictures. I\'m amazed this has not come out before."\r\n\r\nOur man knocked visited Elvis\' villa hoping for an interview that would go down in history as the greatest ever. Pint rang the bell by the electronic gates and a man spoke in Spanish but with a definite Deep South American drawl.\r\n\r\n"Is this Mr Presley?" Pint asked. There was a tell-tale split second delay before the man replied: "No. Adios."\r\n\r\nPint was not put off, and set about watching Elvis for a few days to get a sense of his lifestyle in Ibiza. One night he was amazed as Elvis set out in his black Jeep and headed for party capital San Atonio. There he giggled as local Elvis impersinator Ibiza Elvis, whose tagline is It\'s Good to be The King, performed at a bar.\r\n\r\nThen he went to nearby Amnesia, the huge club where young tourists party the night away. On Saturday thousands were unaware they were in the presence of the most famous musician ever.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3977-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-04 08:14:08', '2016-07-04 08:14:08', '', 3977, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3977-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3980, 1, '2016-07-04 08:17:09', '2016-07-04 08:17:09', 'Elvis Presley tribute act Ibiza', 'ibiza-elvis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ibiza-elvis', '', '', '2016-07-04 08:18:23', '2016-07-04 08:18:23', '', 3977, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3981, 1, '2016-07-04 08:42:10', '2016-07-04 08:42:10', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nElvis Presley is alive and enjoying his retirement in Ibiza, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nThe King of Rock and Roll, who many have always claimed faked his own death, lives in a huge hilltop villa close to the pretty town of Sant Josep de sa Talaia, and had until recently enjoyed complete anonymity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut a hotel has been built on the road leading up to his home, and tourists have begun noticing the unmistakable figure of Elvis as he potters about.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette flew to the sunshine Mediterranean island after a tip-off from a reader who was sure she had seen Elvis, who is now a sprightly 81 years old, wandering up the hill with some bread, fresh milk and frozen burgers.\r\n\r\nOur Entertainment Editor Arthur Pint, who once saw Elvis perform live in Las Vegas, rented a villa close by and set about finding out if the numerous sightings could be true.\r\n\r\nAstonishingly, within hours he had taken this picture of the man so many believe is Elvis Presley, confirming the star did not die on the lavatory back in 1977 after all.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg" alt="elvis presley alive living ibiza" width="590" height="350" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3978" /></a><i>Heartbreak hotel: new 4 star hotel has exposed Elvis to tourists</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPint said: "Elvis looks amazing. He is quite trim and is still getting about well. His hair is now grey and he sports a goatee beard, but his features are unmistakable."\r\n\r\nLocals have always suspected the man on the hill was Elvis. Pedro Alonso, 65, who spends his days watching the world go by at the Raco Verde bar in Sant Josep, said: "He moved in to the house on the hill during late summer in 1977.\r\n\r\n"I remember it well because my father worked as a labourer when the property was built. In those days Ibiza was quiet and nobody took any notice of new people. There was a free spirit.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Exposed\'</b>\r\n\r\n"But now the island is packed each summer with tourists from Britain and Germany, and the new hotel near the villa has meant the man in the villa has been exposed to more and more people.\r\n\r\n"The older locals always knew who he was but respected his privacy, but now everyone has a smartphone and can take pictures. I\'m amazed this has not come out before."\r\n\r\nOur man visited Elvis\' villa hoping for an interview that would go down in history as the greatest ever. Pint rang the buzzer by the electronic gates and a man spoke over the speaker in Spanish - but with a definite Deep South American drawl.\r\n\r\n"Is this Mr Presley?" Pint asked. There was a tell-tale split second delay before the man replied: "No. Adios."\r\n\r\nPint was not put off, and set about watching Elvis for a few days to get a sense of his lifestyle in Ibiza. One night he was amazed as Elvis set out in his black Jeep and headed for party capital of San Antonio. There he giggled as local Elvis tribute act <i>Ibiza Elvis</i>, whose tagline is "It\'s Good to be The King", performed at a bar.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg" alt="elvis tribute act ibiza" width="350" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3980" /></a><I>All Shook Up: Elvis enjoyed the tribute show</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nElvis supped on a coffee and tapped his feet as the tribute show belted out hit after hit, including Hound Dog, Jailhouse Rock and Suspicious Minds.\r\n\r\nThen he went to nearby Amnesia, the huge club where young tourists party the night away. On Saturday thousands were unaware they were in the presence of the most famous musician ever.\r\n\r\nElvis, dressed in a crisply-pressed white shirt and black trousers, stayed for over an hour soaking up the atmosphere before driving back to his villa alone. Clearly music is still a huge part of his life.\r\n\r\nThe next day our man watched as Elvis drove to the port at nearby Ibiza Town and climbed aboard a small boat which was to take him out to a luxury yacht. As he sat down on the service boat, a passing tourist from Manchester said: "Nice boat, sir."\r\n\r\nAnd Elvis replied in English: "I love me tender."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the superstar chose Ibiza because of the guaranteed weather and because in the 1970s, when he was supposed to have died at his mansion in Graceland, Memphis, the island was quiet with very few visitors.\r\n\r\nBut he would have watched dismayed as the island became increasingly popular with hundreds of thousands of visitors each month. He must have been surprised that no one had spotted him. Until now.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Elvis Presley is alive and living in Ibiza', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3977-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-04 08:42:10', '2016-07-04 08:42:10', '', 3977, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3977-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3982, 1, '2017-07-04 08:03:06', '2017-07-04 08:03:06', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\n\nElvis Presley is alive and enjoying his retirement in Ibiza, we can reveal today.</b>\n\nThe King of Rock and Roll, who many have always claimed faked his own death, lives in a huge hilltop villa close to the pretty town of Sant Josep de sa Talaia, and had until recently enjoyed complete anonymity.\n\n\n\nBut a new hotel was built on the isolated road leading up to his home, and tourists have begun noticing the unmistakable figure of Elvis as he potters about.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette flew to the sunshine Mediterranean island after a tip-off from a reader who was sure she had seen Elvis, who is now a sprightly 81 years old, wandering up the hill with some bread, fresh milk and frozen burgers.\n\nOur Entertainment Editor Arthur Pint, who once saw Elvis perform live in Las Vegas, rented a villa close by and set about finding out if the numerous sightings could be true.\n\nAstonishingly, within hours he had taken this picture of the man so many believe is Elvis Presley, confirming the star did not die on the lavatory back in 1977 after all.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg" alt="elvis presley alive living ibiza" width="590" height="350" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3978" /></a><i>Heartbreak hotel: new 4 star hotel has exposed Elvis to tourists</center></i><br><br>\n\nPint said: "Elvis looks amazing. He is quite trim and is still getting about well. His hair is now grey and he sports a goatee beard, but his features are unmistakable."\n\nLocals have always suspected the man on the hill was Elvis. Pedro Alonso, 65, who spends his days watching the world go by at the Raco Verd bar in Sant Josep, said: "He moved in to the house on the hill during late summer in 1977.\n\n"I remember it well because my father worked as a labourer when the property was built. In those days Ibiza was quiet and nobody took any notice of new people. There was a free spirit.\n\n<h3>Elvis Presley</h3>\n\n"But now the island is packed each summer with tourists from Britain and Germany, and the new hotel near the villa has meant the man in the villa has been exposed to more and more people.\n\n"The older locals always knew who he was but respected his privacy, but now everyone has a smartphone and can take pictures. I\'m amazed this has not come out before."\n\nOur man visited Elvis\' villa hoping for an interview that would go down in history as the greatest ever. Pint rang the buzzer by the electronic gates and a man spoke over the speaker in Spanish - but with a definite Deep South American drawl.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"Is this Mr Presley?" Pint asked. There was a tell-tale split second delay before the man replied: "No. Adios."\n\nPint was not put off, and set about watching Elvis for a few days to get a sense of his lifestyle in Ibiza. One night he was amazed as Elvis set out in his black Jeep and headed for party capital of San Antonio. There he giggled as local Elvis tribute act <i>Ibiza Elvis</i>, whose tagline is "It\'s Good to be The King", performed at a bar.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg" alt="elvis tribute act ibiza" width="350" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3980" /></a><I>All Shook Up: Elvis enjoyed the tribute show</center></i><br><br>\n\nElvis supped on a coffee and tapped his feet as the tribute show belted out hit after hit, including Hound Dog, Jailhouse Rock and Suspicious Minds.\n\nThen he went to nearby Amnesia, the huge club where young tourists party the night away. On Saturday thousands were unaware they were in the presence of the most famous musician ever.\n\nElvis, dressed in a crisply-pressed white shirt and black trousers, stayed for over an hour soaking up the atmosphere before driving back to his villa alone. Clearly music is still a huge part of his life.\n\n<h3>Love me tender</h3>\n\nThe next day our man watched as Elvis drove to the port at nearby Ibiza Town and climbed aboard a small boat which was to take him out to a luxury yacht. As he sat down on the service boat, a passing tourist from Manchester said: "Nice boat, sir."\n\nAnd Elvis replied in English: "I love me tender."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-ibiza.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-ibiza.jpg" alt="Elvis Presley in Ibiza" width="466" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6981" /></a><br><br>\n\nIt is believed the superstar chose Ibiza because of the guaranteed weather and because in the 1970s, when he was supposed to have died at his mansion in Graceland, Memphis, the island was quiet with very few visitors.\n\nBut he would have watched dismayed as the island became increasingly popular with hundreds of thousands of visitors each month. He must have been surprised that no one had spotted him. Until now.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elvis Presley is alive and living in Ibiza', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3977-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-04 08:03:06', '2017-07-04 08:03:06', '', 3977, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3977-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3983, 1, '2016-07-04 08:45:05', '2016-07-04 08:45:05', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nElvis Presley is alive and enjoying his retirement in Ibiza, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nThe King of Rock and Roll, who many have always claimed faked his own death, lives in a huge hilltop villa close to the pretty town of Sant Josep de sa Talaia, and had until recently enjoyed complete anonymity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut a hotel was built recently on the road leading up to his home, and tourists have begun noticing the unmistakable figure of Elvis as he potters about.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette flew to the sunshine Mediterranean island after a tip-off from a reader who was sure she had seen Elvis, who is now a sprightly 81 years old, wandering up the hill with some bread, fresh milk and frozen burgers.\r\n\r\nOur Entertainment Editor Arthur Pint, who once saw Elvis perform live in Las Vegas, rented a villa close by and set about finding out if the numerous sightings could be true.\r\n\r\nAstonishingly, within hours he had taken this picture of the man so many believe is Elvis Presley, confirming the star did not die on the lavatory back in 1977 after all.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg" alt="elvis presley alive living ibiza" width="590" height="350" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3978" /></a><i>Heartbreak hotel: new 4 star hotel has exposed Elvis to tourists</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPint said: "Elvis looks amazing. He is quite trim and is still getting about well. His hair is now grey and he sports a goatee beard, but his features are unmistakable."\r\n\r\nLocals have always suspected the man on the hill was Elvis. Pedro Alonso, 65, who spends his days watching the world go by at the Raco Verde bar in Sant Josep, said: "He moved in to the house on the hill during late summer in 1977.\r\n\r\n"I remember it well because my father worked as a labourer when the property was built. In those days Ibiza was quiet and nobody took any notice of new people. There was a free spirit.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Exposed\'</b>\r\n\r\n"But now the island is packed each summer with tourists from Britain and Germany, and the new hotel near the villa has meant the man in the villa has been exposed to more and more people.\r\n\r\n"The older locals always knew who he was but respected his privacy, but now everyone has a smartphone and can take pictures. I\'m amazed this has not come out before."\r\n\r\nOur man visited Elvis\' villa hoping for an interview that would go down in history as the greatest ever. Pint rang the buzzer by the electronic gates and a man spoke over the speaker in Spanish - but with a definite Deep South American drawl.\r\n\r\n"Is this Mr Presley?" Pint asked. There was a tell-tale split second delay before the man replied: "No. Adios."\r\n\r\nPint was not put off, and set about watching Elvis for a few days to get a sense of his lifestyle in Ibiza. One night he was amazed as Elvis set out in his black Jeep and headed for party capital of San Antonio. There he giggled as local Elvis tribute act <i>Ibiza Elvis</i>, whose tagline is "It\'s Good to be The King", performed at a bar.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg" alt="elvis tribute act ibiza" width="350" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3980" /></a><I>All Shook Up: Elvis enjoyed the tribute show</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nElvis supped on a coffee and tapped his feet as the tribute show belted out hit after hit, including Hound Dog, Jailhouse Rock and Suspicious Minds.\r\n\r\nThen he went to nearby Amnesia, the huge club where young tourists party the night away. On Saturday thousands were unaware they were in the presence of the most famous musician ever.\r\n\r\nElvis, dressed in a crisply-pressed white shirt and black trousers, stayed for over an hour soaking up the atmosphere before driving back to his villa alone. Clearly music is still a huge part of his life.\r\n\r\nThe next day our man watched as Elvis drove to the port at nearby Ibiza Town and climbed aboard a small boat which was to take him out to a luxury yacht. As he sat down on the service boat, a passing tourist from Manchester said: "Nice boat, sir."\r\n\r\nAnd Elvis replied in English: "I love me tender."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the superstar chose Ibiza because of the guaranteed weather and because in the 1970s, when he was supposed to have died at his mansion in Graceland, Memphis, the island was quiet with very few visitors.\r\n\r\nBut he would have watched dismayed as the island became increasingly popular with hundreds of thousands of visitors each month. He must have been surprised that no one had spotted him. Until now.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Elvis Presley is alive and living in Ibiza', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3977-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-04 08:45:05', '2016-07-04 08:45:05', '', 3977, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3977-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3984, 1, '2016-07-04 15:14:15', '2016-07-04 15:14:15', '', 'suffolk-gazette-header-image', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-gazette-header-image', '', '', '2016-07-04 15:14:15', '2016-07-04 15:14:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/suffolk-gazette-header-image.png', 0, 'attachment', 'image/png', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3985, 1, '2016-07-04 15:14:54', '2016-07-04 15:14:54', '', 'cropped-suffolk-gazette-header-image.png', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cropped-suffolk-gazette-header-image-png', '', '', '2016-07-04 15:14:54', '2016-07-04 15:14:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cropped-suffolk-gazette-header-image.png', 0, 'attachment', 'image/png', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3986, 1, '2016-07-05 09:25:20', '2016-07-05 09:25:20', '<b>By Phil Rowles\r\n\r\nA Suffolk recruitment company is celebrating major businesses wins in recent weeks and is now looking urgently to fill some key positions.</b>\r\n\r\nApplicants are invited to send their CVs to I Do Big Jobs of Bury St Edmunds, along with a covering letter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>British Prime Minister</b>\r\nUnexpectedly available, this position requires a thick skin and the ability to annoy everybody but still run a country successfully. Previous experience of working in international markets is desirable, as is some accountancy and public speaking skills. However, our clients are looking in particular for a great team player who can show a demonstrable record of successful change management. An education at Eton is desirable.\r\n\r\nThis role is based in London, but there will be the opportunity for foreign travel.\r\n\r\n<i>£142,500 basic salary plus benefits, including chauffeur-driven car and bodyguards.</i>\r\n\r\n<b>England Football Manager</b>\r\nThe Football Association of England is looking for a new Manager to take the national team to a new level - ie a winning one. Our clients are determined that the nation\'s hopes will never again be raised and then shattered by poor management skills.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roy-hodgson-job.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roy-hodgson-job.jpg" alt="roy hodgson england manager" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3987" /></a><i>Visionary: Could you be the next England manager?</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis role is based in London and has team building and performance management at its heart. You will have played football at the highest level and have a proven record in club management. Core skills will include utilising your employees\' strengths, an understanding of foreign management systems, and PR expertise.\r\n\r\n<i>£3.9 million annual salary, including five weeks holiday - extendable to a lifetime holiday if England don\'t win something soon.</i>\r\n\r\n<b>Labour Shadow Cabinet</b>\r\nOur client, the Labour Party, has various roles unexpectedly available, with more likely this week. Owing to recent policy issues, many key staff have taken early retirement.\r\n\r\nIt is possible that there will also be a vacancy soon for a Labour Party Leader, so applicants might like to keep this in mind when submitting their CV.\r\n\r\n<i>£74,962 plus expenses, although moats and duck houses are not allowable.</i>\r\n\r\n<b>Top Gear Presenter</b>\r\nOur client is looking for a television and motoring expert to take its flagship show to new heights. You will be likeable and not have ginger hair. Candidates with experience of turning around a failing organisation will be preferred.\r\n\r\n<i>Salary on application, benefits include company cars and foreign travel</i>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/chris-evans-top-gear.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/chris-evans-top-gear.jpg" alt="chris evans top gear" width="615" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3735" /></a><i>Flop Gear: Apply now to rescue this ailing business</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>UKIP Leader</b>\r\nAn opportunity has arisen for a right-wing maverick to take over our client, a British political party with more bark than bite. You will be required to expand the product offering because the existing line - Anti-Europe - has sold out.\r\n\r\nWe are advised that while applications are currently being considered, this position will be closed if the former leader decides to return. Again.\r\n\r\n<i>£79,000 plus £42,000 allowances, although this income comes from a Member of the European Parliament salary which will soon be lost.</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk recruitment firm wins new business', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-recruitment', '', '', '2016-07-08 07:17:04', '2016-07-08 07:17:04', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3986', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3987, 1, '2016-07-05 09:10:12', '2016-07-05 09:10:12', 'Roy Hodgson England manager', 'roy-hodgson-job', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'roy-hodgson-job', '', '', '2016-07-05 09:10:45', '2016-07-05 09:10:45', '', 3986, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roy-hodgson-job.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3988, 1, '2016-07-05 09:18:29', '2016-07-05 09:18:29', '<b>By Phil Rowles\r\n\r\nA Suffolk recruitment company is celebrating major businesses wins in recent weeks and is now looking urgently to fill some key positions.</b>\r\n\r\nApplicants are invited to send their CVs to I Do Big Jobs of Bury St Edmunds, along with a covering letter:\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>British Prime Minister</b>\r\nUnexpectedly available, this position requires a thick skin and the ability to piss everybody off but still run a country successfully. Previous experience of working in international markets is desirable, as is some accountancy and public speaking skills. However, our clients are looking in particular for a great team player who can show a demonstrable record of successful change management.\r\n\r\nThis role is based in London, but there will be the opportunity for foreign travel.\r\n\r\n<i>£142,500 basic salary plus benefits, including chauffeur-driven car and bodyguards.</i>\r\n\r\n<b>England Football Manager</b>\r\nThe Football Association of England is looking for a new Manager to take the national team in a new direction - ie a winning one. Our clients are determined that the nation\'s hopes will never again be raised and then shattered by poor management skills.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roy-hodgson-job.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roy-hodgson-job.jpg" alt="roy hodgson england manager" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3987" /></a><i>Visionary: Could you be the next England manager?</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis role is based in London and has team building and performance management at its heart. You will have played football at the highest level and have a proven record in club management. Core skills will include utilising your employees\' strengths, an understanding of foreign systems, and PR expertise.\r\n\r\n<i>£3.9 million annual salary, including five weeks holiday - extendable to a lifetime holiday if England don\'t win something soon.</i>\r\n\r\n<b>Labour Shadow Cabinet</b>\r\nOur client, the Labour Party, has various roles unexpectedly available, with more likely this week. Owing to recent policy issues, many key staff have taken early retirement. It is possible that there will also be a vacancy soon for a Labour Party Leader, so applicants might like to keep this in mind when submitting their CV.\r\n\r\n<i>£74,962 plus expenses, although moats and duck houses are not allowable.</i>\r\n\r\n<b>Top Gear Presenter</b>\r\nOur client is looking for a television and motoring expert to take its flagship show to the next level. You will be likeable and not have ginger hair. Candidates with experience of turning around a failing organisation will be preferred.\r\n\r\n<i>Salary on application, benefits include company cars and foreign travel</i>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/chris-evans-top-gear.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/chris-evans-top-gear.jpg" alt="chris evans top gear" width="615" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3735" /></a><i>Flop Gear: Apply now to rescue this ailing business</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>UKIP Leader</b>\r\nAn opportunity has arisen for a right-wing maverick to take over our client, a British political party with more bark than bite. You will be required to expand the product offering because the existing line - Anti-Europe - has sold out.\r\n\r\nWe are advised that while appliantions are currently being considered, this position will be closed if Mr Nigel Farage decides to return. Again.\r\n\r\n<i>£79,000 plus £42,000 allowances, although this income comes from a Member of the European Parliament salary which will soon be lost.</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk recruitment firm wins new business', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3986-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-05 09:18:29', '2016-07-05 09:18:29', '', 3986, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3986-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3989, 1, '2016-07-05 09:25:20', '2016-07-05 09:25:20', '<b>By Phil Rowles\r\n\r\nA Suffolk recruitment company is celebrating major businesses wins in recent weeks and is now looking urgently to fill some key positions.</b>\r\n\r\nApplicants are invited to send their CVs to I Do Big Jobs of Bury St Edmunds, along with a covering letter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>British Prime Minister</b>\r\nUnexpectedly available, this position requires a thick skin and the ability to annoy everybody but still run a country successfully. Previous experience of working in international markets is desirable, as is some accountancy and public speaking skills. However, our clients are looking in particular for a great team player who can show a demonstrable record of successful change management. An education at Eton is desirable.\r\n\r\nThis role is based in London, but there will be the opportunity for foreign travel.\r\n\r\n<i>£142,500 basic salary plus benefits, including chauffeur-driven car and bodyguards.</i>\r\n\r\n<b>England Football Manager</b>\r\nThe Football Association of England is looking for a new Manager to take the national team to a new level - ie a winning one. Our clients are determined that the nation\'s hopes will never again be raised and then shattered by poor management skills.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roy-hodgson-job.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roy-hodgson-job.jpg" alt="roy hodgson england manager" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3987" /></a><i>Visionary: Could you be the next England manager?</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis role is based in London and has team building and performance management at its heart. You will have played football at the highest level and have a proven record in club management. Core skills will include utilising your employees\' strengths, an understanding of foreign management systems, and PR expertise.\r\n\r\n<i>£3.9 million annual salary, including five weeks holiday - extendable to a lifetime holiday if England don\'t win something soon.</i>\r\n\r\n<b>Labour Shadow Cabinet</b>\r\nOur client, the Labour Party, has various roles unexpectedly available, with more likely this week. Owing to recent policy issues, many key staff have taken early retirement.\r\n\r\nIt is possible that there will also be a vacancy soon for a Labour Party Leader, so applicants might like to keep this in mind when submitting their CV.\r\n\r\n<i>£74,962 plus expenses, although moats and duck houses are not allowable.</i>\r\n\r\n<b>Top Gear Presenter</b>\r\nOur client is looking for a television and motoring expert to take its flagship show to new heights. You will be likeable and not have ginger hair. Candidates with experience of turning around a failing organisation will be preferred.\r\n\r\n<i>Salary on application, benefits include company cars and foreign travel</i>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/chris-evans-top-gear.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/chris-evans-top-gear.jpg" alt="chris evans top gear" width="615" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3735" /></a><i>Flop Gear: Apply now to rescue this ailing business</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>UKIP Leader</b>\r\nAn opportunity has arisen for a right-wing maverick to take over our client, a British political party with more bark than bite. You will be required to expand the product offering because the existing line - Anti-Europe - has sold out.\r\n\r\nWe are advised that while applications are currently being considered, this position will be closed if the former leader decides to return. Again.\r\n\r\n<i>£79,000 plus £42,000 allowances, although this income comes from a Member of the European Parliament salary which will soon be lost.</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Suffolk recruitment firm wins new business', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3986-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-05 09:25:20', '2016-07-05 09:25:20', '', 3986, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3986-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3990, 1, '2016-07-05 13:02:08', '2016-07-05 13:02:08', '', '2016-07-05 13:02:08', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2016-07-05-130208', '', '', '2016-07-05 13:02:08', '2016-07-05 13:02:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donation/2016-07-05-130208/', 0, 'donation', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3991, 0, '2016-07-05 13:02:13', '2016-07-05 13:02:13', '', '', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3991', '', '', '2016-07-05 13:02:13', '2016-07-05 13:02:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donor/3991/', 0, 'donor', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3992, 1, '2016-07-05 17:31:25', '2016-07-05 17:31:25', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nElvis Presley is alive and enjoying his retirement in Ibiza, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nThe King of Rock and Roll, who many have always claimed faked his own death, lives in a huge hilltop villa close to the pretty town of Sant Josep de sa Talaia, and had until recently enjoyed complete anonymity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut a hotel was built recently on the road leading up to his home, and tourists have begun noticing the unmistakable figure of Elvis as he potters about.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette flew to the sunshine Mediterranean island after a tip-off from a reader who was sure she had seen Elvis, who is now a sprightly 81 years old, wandering up the hill with some bread, fresh milk and frozen burgers.\r\n\r\nOur Entertainment Editor Arthur Pint, who once saw Elvis perform live in Las Vegas, rented a villa close by and set about finding out if the numerous sightings could be true.\r\n\r\nAstonishingly, within hours he had taken this picture of the man so many believe is Elvis Presley, confirming the star did not die on the lavatory back in 1977 after all.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/elvis-presley-ibiza.jpg" alt="elvis presley alive living ibiza" width="590" height="350" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3978" /></a><i>Heartbreak hotel: new 4 star hotel has exposed Elvis to tourists</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPint said: "Elvis looks amazing. He is quite trim and is still getting about well. His hair is now grey and he sports a goatee beard, but his features are unmistakable."\r\n\r\nLocals have always suspected the man on the hill was Elvis. Pedro Alonso, 65, who spends his days watching the world go by at the Raco Verd bar in Sant Josep, said: "He moved in to the house on the hill during late summer in 1977.\r\n\r\n"I remember it well because my father worked as a labourer when the property was built. In those days Ibiza was quiet and nobody took any notice of new people. There was a free spirit.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Exposed\'</b>\r\n\r\n"But now the island is packed each summer with tourists from Britain and Germany, and the new hotel near the villa has meant the man in the villa has been exposed to more and more people.\r\n\r\n"The older locals always knew who he was but respected his privacy, but now everyone has a smartphone and can take pictures. I\'m amazed this has not come out before."\r\n\r\nOur man visited Elvis\' villa hoping for an interview that would go down in history as the greatest ever. Pint rang the buzzer by the electronic gates and a man spoke over the speaker in Spanish - but with a definite Deep South American drawl.\r\n\r\n"Is this Mr Presley?" Pint asked. There was a tell-tale split second delay before the man replied: "No. Adios."\r\n\r\nPint was not put off, and set about watching Elvis for a few days to get a sense of his lifestyle in Ibiza. One night he was amazed as Elvis set out in his black Jeep and headed for party capital of San Antonio. There he giggled as local Elvis tribute act <i>Ibiza Elvis</i>, whose tagline is "It\'s Good to be The King", performed at a bar.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ibiza-elvis-e1467620268647.jpg" alt="elvis tribute act ibiza" width="350" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3980" /></a><I>All Shook Up: Elvis enjoyed the tribute show</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nElvis supped on a coffee and tapped his feet as the tribute show belted out hit after hit, including Hound Dog, Jailhouse Rock and Suspicious Minds.\r\n\r\nThen he went to nearby Amnesia, the huge club where young tourists party the night away. On Saturday thousands were unaware they were in the presence of the most famous musician ever.\r\n\r\nElvis, dressed in a crisply-pressed white shirt and black trousers, stayed for over an hour soaking up the atmosphere before driving back to his villa alone. Clearly music is still a huge part of his life.\r\n\r\nThe next day our man watched as Elvis drove to the port at nearby Ibiza Town and climbed aboard a small boat which was to take him out to a luxury yacht. As he sat down on the service boat, a passing tourist from Manchester said: "Nice boat, sir."\r\n\r\nAnd Elvis replied in English: "I love me tender."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the superstar chose Ibiza because of the guaranteed weather and because in the 1970s, when he was supposed to have died at his mansion in Graceland, Memphis, the island was quiet with very few visitors.\r\n\r\nBut he would have watched dismayed as the island became increasingly popular with hundreds of thousands of visitors each month. He must have been surprised that no one had spotted him. Until now.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Elvis Presley is alive and living in Ibiza', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3977-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-05 17:31:25', '2016-07-05 17:31:25', '', 3977, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3977-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3993, 1, '2016-07-05 20:21:11', '2016-07-05 20:21:11', '', '2016-07-05 20:21:11', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2016-07-05-202111', '', '', '2016-07-05 20:21:11', '2016-07-05 20:21:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donation/2016-07-05-202111/', 0, 'donation', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3994, 0, '2016-07-05 20:21:15', '2016-07-05 20:21:15', '', '', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3994', '', '', '2016-07-05 20:21:15', '2016-07-05 20:21:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donor/3994/', 0, 'donor', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3995, 1, '2016-07-08 07:03:25', '2016-07-08 07:03:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Old Mr Chilcot next door has been kicking up a fuss. He said my plants had crossed his driveway obliterating his trailing lobelia. He called mine Lupins of Mass Destruction!</b>\r\n\r\nHe wrote a madly-long letter to the parish council, labelling me a member of the Royal War-decultural Society. Anyone would think I had parked my tank on his lawn! He also took his trimmer to my hedge (Georgius Bushium).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile I took myself off to the allotment to get away from all the fuss.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg" alt="lupins" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3997" /></a><i>Lupins of mass distraction (Photo: Simon Young)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDo you have a dirty old hoe in your shed? Many of my male readers would find one very handy.\r\n\r\nA hoe is just the thing to get to all those little nooks and crannies and both my father and grandfather used them.\r\n\r\nIt is a small, sharpish rake thing and is one of the reasons we grow vegetables in neat rows. Hoe between the lines to gouge out weed seedlings before they get a grip on your crops.\r\n\r\nA hand-hoe is one with a short handle.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg" alt="dirty hoe" width="600" height="461" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3998" /></a><i>What a filthy hoe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI don\'t like bending down while hoeing so I prefer a nice long handle (Dutch hoe £6.75 from B & Q) and use it like a 1960s housewife with a Ewbank carpet sweeper to keep the dandelions at bay.\r\n\r\nThis is the time to harvest your herbs for drying. Use a rubber band to tie your lavender branches and hang upside down from a beam (the herbs that is, not you, unless you are a High Court judge in suspenders).\r\n\r\nRosemary, thyme and oregano can all be dried in bunches - and they only take up a thousand times more space than a little Lidl jar.\r\n\r\nSome gardeners dry their herbs on kitchen roll in the microwave but I wouldn\'t recommend it as  it might burn your house down.\r\n\r\nMany of my men friends have flies covering their carrots. The dreaded carrot fly can also infest parsnips, celery and celeriac and they are attracted by the smell.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg" alt="rotten-carrot" width="432" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3996" /></a><i>Carrot fly: beware of infection</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTry Nemasys Fruit and Vegetable Protection (about £8 a pop from garden centres or Durex Ribbed and Dotted from Superdrug).\r\n\r\nAlternatively, buy a bag of BOGOF carrots from Tesco, get your deckchair out, crack open a bottle and forget all about garden pests. Personally I have never seen a carrot fly any more than a pig but I have seen a pea shoot.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Pick off any Rosemary beetles and tread on them.\r\n* Buy some mosquito repellent for balmy late night sessions.\r\n* Pop some spring onions in and they\'ll be ready to nibble with a pork pie and bottle of Adnams Prosecco between eight to 12 weeks, if you can wait that long for a drink.\r\n\r\n<b>Your questions answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Gove of Glemsford: Oh, poor little you! It sounds as though all your turnips have bolted. There\'s nothing you can do about it now, I\'m afraid.\r\n\r\n* Mrs J G from Finborough. Yes those little insects can bite. I\'m sure Savlon will help where you got ants in your pants.\r\n\r\n* Mandy from Stowmarket: If you are not sure the pods are ready for eating, try taking a pea in the vegetable plot before you pick the lot.\r\n\r\nThat\'s it for this week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Mr Chilcot blasts my lupins of mass destruction', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'lupins', '', '', '2016-07-11 20:32:05', '2016-07-11 20:32:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3995', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3996, 1, '2016-07-08 06:45:40', '2016-07-08 06:45:40', '', 'rotten-carrot', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rotten-carrot', '', '', '2016-07-08 06:45:40', '2016-07-08 06:45:40', '', 3995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3997, 1, '2016-07-08 06:52:21', '2016-07-08 06:52:21', 'lupins', 'loopy-lupins', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'loopy-lupins', '', '', '2016-07-08 06:52:49', '2016-07-08 06:52:49', '', 3995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3998, 1, '2016-07-08 06:56:12', '2016-07-08 06:56:12', 'dirty hoe', 'dirty-hoe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'dirty-hoe', '', '', '2016-07-08 06:56:30', '2016-07-08 06:56:30', '', 3995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3999, 1, '2016-07-08 07:01:05', '2016-07-08 07:01:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Old Mr Chilcot next door has been kicking up a fuss. He said my plants had crossed his driveway obliterating his trailing lobelia. He called mine Lupins of Mass Destruction!</b>\r\n\r\nHe wrote a madly-long letter to the parish council, labelling me a member of the Royal War-decultural Society. Anyone would think I had parked my tank on his lawn! He also took his trimmer to my hedge (Georgius Bushium).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile I took myself off to the allotment to get away from all the fuss.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg" alt="lupins" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3997" /></a><i>Lupins of mass distraction (Photo: Simon Young</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDo you have a dirty old hoe in your shed? Many of my male readers would find one very handy.\r\n\r\nA hoe is just the thing to get to all those little nooks and crannies and both my father and grandfather used them.\r\n\r\nIt is a small, sharpish rake thing and is one of the reasons we grow vegetables in neat rows. Hoe between the lines to gouge out weed seedlings before they get a grip on your crops.\r\n\r\nA hand-hoe is one with a short handle.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg" alt="dirty hoe" width="600" height="461" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3998" /></a><i>What a filthy hoe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI don\'t like bending down while hoeing so I prefer a nice long handle (Dutch hoe £6.75 from B & Q) and use it like a 1960s housewife with a Ewbank carpet sweeper to keep the dandelions at bay.\r\n\r\nThis is the time to harvest your herbs for drying. Use a rubber band to tie your lavender branches and hang upside down from a beam (the herbs that is, not you, unless you are a High Court judge in suspenders).\r\n\r\nRosemary, thyme and oregano can all be dried in bunches - and they only take up a thousand times more space than a little Lidl jar.\r\n\r\nSome gardeners dry their herbs on kitchen roll in the microwave but I wouldn\'t recommend it as  it might burn your house down.\r\n\r\nMany of my men friends have flies covering their carrots. The dreaded carrot fly can also infest parsnips, celery and celeriac and they are attracted by the smell.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg" alt="rotten-carrot" width="432" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3996" /></a><i>Carrot fly: beware of infection</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTry Nemasys Fruit and Vegetable Protection (about £8 a pop from garden centres or Durex Ribbed and Dotted from Superdrug.\r\n\r\nAlternatively, buy a bag of BOGOF carrots from Tesco, get your deckchair out, crack open a bottle and forget all about garden pests. Personally I have never seen a carrot fly any more than a pig but I have seen a pea shoot.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Pick off any Rosemary beetles and tread on them.\r\n* Buy some mosquito repellent for balmy late night sessions.\r\n* Pop some spring onions in and they\'ll be ready to nibble with a pork pie and bottle of Adnam\'s Prosecco between eight to 12 weeks, if you can wait that long for a drink.\r\n\r\n<Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Gove of Glemsford: Oh, poor little you! It sounds as though all your turnips have bolted. There\'s nothing you can do about it now, I\'m afraid.\r\n\r\n* Mrs J G from Finborough. Yes those little insects can bite. I\'m sure Savlon will help where you got ants in your pants.\r\n\r\n* Mandy from Stowmarket: If you are not sure the pods are ready for eating, try taking a pea in the vegetable plot before you pick the lot.\r\n\r\nThat\'s it for this week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Mr Chilcot blasts my lupins of mass destruction', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3995-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-08 07:01:05', '2016-07-08 07:01:05', '', 3995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4000, 1, '2016-07-08 07:02:43', '2016-07-08 07:02:43', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Old Mr Chilcot next door has been kicking up a fuss. He said my plants had crossed his driveway obliterating his trailing lobelia. He called mine Lupins of Mass Destruction!</b>\r\n\r\nHe wrote a madly-long letter to the parish council, labelling me a member of the Royal War-decultural Society. Anyone would think I had parked my tank on his lawn! He also took his trimmer to my hedge (Georgius Bushium).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile I took myself off to the allotment to get away from all the fuss.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg" alt="lupins" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3997" /></a><i>Lupins of mass distraction (Photo: Simon Young</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDo you have a dirty old hoe in your shed? Many of my male readers would find one very handy.\r\n\r\nA hoe is just the thing to get to all those little nooks and crannies and both my father and grandfather used them.\r\n\r\nIt is a small, sharpish rake thing and is one of the reasons we grow vegetables in neat rows. Hoe between the lines to gouge out weed seedlings before they get a grip on your crops.\r\n\r\nA hand-hoe is one with a short handle.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg" alt="dirty hoe" width="600" height="461" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3998" /></a><i>What a filthy hoe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI don\'t like bending down while hoeing so I prefer a nice long handle (Dutch hoe £6.75 from B & Q) and use it like a 1960s housewife with a Ewbank carpet sweeper to keep the dandelions at bay.\r\n\r\nThis is the time to harvest your herbs for drying. Use a rubber band to tie your lavender branches and hang upside down from a beam (the herbs that is, not you, unless you are a High Court judge in suspenders).\r\n\r\nRosemary, thyme and oregano can all be dried in bunches - and they only take up a thousand times more space than a little Lidl jar.\r\n\r\nSome gardeners dry their herbs on kitchen roll in the microwave but I wouldn\'t recommend it as  it might burn your house down.\r\n\r\nMany of my men friends have flies covering their carrots. The dreaded carrot fly can also infest parsnips, celery and celeriac and they are attracted by the smell.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg" alt="rotten-carrot" width="432" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3996" /></a><i>Carrot fly: beware of infection</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTry Nemasys Fruit and Vegetable Protection (about £8 a pop from garden centres or Durex Ribbed and Dotted from Superdrug.\r\n\r\nAlternatively, buy a bag of BOGOF carrots from Tesco, get your deckchair out, crack open a bottle and forget all about garden pests. Personally I have never seen a carrot fly any more than a pig but I have seen a pea shoot.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Pick off any Rosemary beetles and tread on them.\r\n* Buy some mosquito repellent for balmy late night sessions.\r\n* Pop some spring onions in and they\'ll be ready to nibble with a pork pie and bottle of Adnams Prosecco between eight to 12 weeks, if you can wait that long for a drink.\r\n\r\n<Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Gove of Glemsford: Oh, poor little you! It sounds as though all your turnips have bolted. There\'s nothing you can do about it now, I\'m afraid.\r\n\r\n* Mrs J G from Finborough. Yes those little insects can bite. I\'m sure Savlon will help where you got ants in your pants.\r\n\r\n* Mandy from Stowmarket: If you are not sure the pods are ready for eating, try taking a pea in the vegetable plot before you pick the lot.\r\n\r\nThat\'s it for this week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Mr Chilcot blasts my lupins of mass destruction', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3995-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-08 07:02:43', '2016-07-08 07:02:43', '', 3995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4001, 1, '2016-07-08 07:07:34', '2016-07-08 07:07:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Old Mr Chilcot next door has been kicking up a fuss. He said my plants had crossed his driveway obliterating his trailing lobelia. He called mine Lupins of Mass Destruction!</b>\r\n\r\nHe wrote a madly-long letter to the parish council, labelling me a member of the Royal War-decultural Society. Anyone would think I had parked my tank on his lawn! He also took his trimmer to my hedge (Georgius Bushium).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile I took myself off to the allotment to get away from all the fuss.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg" alt="lupins" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3997" /></a><i>Lupins of mass distraction (Photo: Simon Young)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDo you have a dirty old hoe in your shed? Many of my male readers would find one very handy.\r\n\r\nA hoe is just the thing to get to all those little nooks and crannies and both my father and grandfather used them.\r\n\r\nIt is a small, sharpish rake thing and is one of the reasons we grow vegetables in neat rows. Hoe between the lines to gouge out weed seedlings before they get a grip on your crops.\r\n\r\nA hand-hoe is one with a short handle.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg" alt="dirty hoe" width="600" height="461" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3998" /></a><i>What a filthy hoe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI don\'t like bending down while hoeing so I prefer a nice long handle (Dutch hoe £6.75 from B & Q) and use it like a 1960s housewife with a Ewbank carpet sweeper to keep the dandelions at bay.\r\n\r\nThis is the time to harvest your herbs for drying. Use a rubber band to tie your lavender branches and hang upside down from a beam (the herbs that is, not you, unless you are a High Court judge in suspenders).\r\n\r\nRosemary, thyme and oregano can all be dried in bunches - and they only take up a thousand times more space than a little Lidl jar.\r\n\r\nSome gardeners dry their herbs on kitchen roll in the microwave but I wouldn\'t recommend it as  it might burn your house down.\r\n\r\nMany of my men friends have flies covering their carrots. The dreaded carrot fly can also infest parsnips, celery and celeriac and they are attracted by the smell.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg" alt="rotten-carrot" width="432" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3996" /></a><i>Carrot fly: beware of infection</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTry Nemasys Fruit and Vegetable Protection (about £8 a pop from garden centres or Durex Ribbed and Dotted from Superdrug.\r\n\r\nAlternatively, buy a bag of BOGOF carrots from Tesco, get your deckchair out, crack open a bottle and forget all about garden pests. Personally I have never seen a carrot fly any more than a pig but I have seen a pea shoot.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Pick off any Rosemary beetles and tread on them.\r\n* Buy some mosquito repellent for balmy late night sessions.\r\n* Pop some spring onions in and they\'ll be ready to nibble with a pork pie and bottle of Adnams Prosecco between eight to 12 weeks, if you can wait that long for a drink.\r\n\r\n<Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr Gove of Glemsford: Oh, poor little you! It sounds as though all your turnips have bolted. There\'s nothing you can do about it now, I\'m afraid.\r\n\r\n* Mrs J G from Finborough. Yes those little insects can bite. I\'m sure Savlon will help where you got ants in your pants.\r\n\r\n* Mandy from Stowmarket: If you are not sure the pods are ready for eating, try taking a pea in the vegetable plot before you pick the lot.\r\n\r\nThat\'s it for this week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Mr Chilcot blasts my lupins of mass destruction', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3995-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-07-08 07:07:34', '2016-07-08 07:07:34', '', 3995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4002, 1, '2016-07-08 07:09:41', '2016-07-08 07:09:41', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\n\n<b>Old Mr Chilcot next door has been kicking up a fuss. He said my plants had crossed his driveway obliterating his trailing lobelia. He called mine Lupins of Mass Destruction!</b>\n\nHe wrote a madly-long letter to the parish council, labelling me a member of the Royal War-decultural Society. Anyone would think I had parked my tank on his lawn! He also took his trimmer to my hedge (Georgius Bushium).\n\n\n\nMeanwhile I took myself off to the allotment to get away from all the fuss.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/loopy-lupins.jpg" alt="lupins" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3997" /></a><i>Lupins of mass distraction (Photo: Simon Young)</center></i><br><br>\n\nDo you have a dirty old hoe in your shed? Many of my male readers would find one very handy.\n\nA hoe is just the thing to get to all those little nooks and crannies and both my father and grandfather used them.\n\nIt is a small, sharpish rake thing and is one of the reasons we grow vegetables in neat rows. Hoe between the lines to gouge out weed seedlings before they get a grip on your crops.\n\nA hand-hoe is one with a short handle.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dirty-hoe.jpg" alt="dirty hoe" width="600" height="461" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3998" /></a><i>What a filthy hoe</center></i><br><br>\n\nI don\'t like bending down while hoeing so I prefer a nice long handle (Dutch hoe £6.75 from B & Q) and use it like a 1960s housewife with a Ewbank carpet sweeper to keep the dandelions at bay.\n\nThis is the time to harvest your herbs for drying. Use a rubber band to tie your lavender branches and hang upside down from a beam (the herbs that is, not you, unless you are a High Court judge in suspenders).\n\nRosemary, thyme and oregano can all be dried in bunches - and they only take up a thousand times more space than a little Lidl jar.\n\nSome gardeners dry their herbs on kitchen roll in the microwave but I wouldn\'t recommend it as  it might burn your house down.\n\nMany of my men friends have flies covering their carrots. The dreaded carrot fly can also infest parsnips, celery and celeriac and they are attracted by the smell.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rotten-carrot.jpg" alt="rotten-carrot" width="432" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3996" /></a><i>Carrot fly: beware of infection</center></i><br><br>\n\nTry Nemasys Fruit and Vegetable Protection (about £8 a pop from garden centres or Durex Ribbed and Dotted from Superdrug).\n\nAlternatively, buy a bag of BOGOF carrots from Tesco, get your deckchair out, crack open a bottle and forget all about garden pests. Personally I have never seen a carrot fly any more than a pig but I have seen a pea shoot.\n\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\n\n* Pick off any Rosemary beetles and tread on them.\n* Buy some mosquito repellent for balmy late night sessions.\n* Pop some spring onions in and they\'ll be ready to nibble with a pork pie and bottle of Adnams Prosecco between eight to 12 weeks, if you can wait that long for a drink.\n\n<Your problems answered</b>\n\n* Mr Gove of Glemsford: Oh, poor little you! It sounds as though all your turnips have bolted. There\'s nothing you can do about it now, I\'m afraid.\n\n* Mrs J G from Finborough. Yes those little insects can bite. I\'m sure Savlon will help where you got ants in your pants.\n\n* Mandy from Stowmarket: If you are not sure the pods are ready for eating, try taking a pea in the vegetable plot before you pick the lot.\n\nThat\'s it for this week!\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Mr Chilcot blasts my lupins of mass destruction', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3995-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-07-08 07:09:41', '2016-07-08 07:09:41', '', 3995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3995-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
