INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (766, 1, '2015-05-01 08:42:54', '2015-05-01 08:42:54', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailway Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nBritain\'s most polite mainline train service is to open a new line from Glasgow straight to the heart of Suffolk - just to prove how nice they are.\r\n\r\nThe much-criticised firm will run a thrice-weekly service from Scotland\'s West Coast via Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds and Birmingham before crossing England to Ipswich.\r\n\r\nSaid to be frequently overcrowded, late and lacking decent catering, Virgin West Coast bosses say they can teach East Anglians "a thing or two about how to endure alleged p*ss-poor services without moaning about it constantly".\r\n\r\nA Virgin spokesman confirmed the plan was on the table but added a focus-group feasibility study was being conducted among its usual clientele before a final decision was made.\r\n\r\nThe service is scheduled to cost around £783.22 return off peak for a weekend \'East Angular Traveller\' ticket.\r\n\r\nNew rolling stock will be added to the service by 2034, said Virgin.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175800618?et=EQDxUEELTGZ5dnRPDaqc3w&viewMoreLink=on&sig=OykM5zHy-EyCbObHO8rnsdh1cwRAMnyJSSY3wwX8-8c=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175800618" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Virgin trains heading to Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne passenger, originally from Stowmarket, on a recent Virgin service from Manchester to London Euston, observed: "The 2.5 hour journey was late, rammed to the bulkheads, had run out of beer before we passed Macclesfield and there were no staff to be seen.\r\n\r\n"But four hours later I was chatting to a charming family from Manchester who were squatting in the first-class cycle racks.\r\n\r\n"The atmosphere was amazing, even when the lights went out at Milton Keynes. I can\'t wait for the Suffolk service - it\'s a party all the way."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Virgin on the ridiculous', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'virgin-on-the-ridiculous', '', '', '2015-07-08 09:00:54', '2015-07-08 09:00:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=766', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (768, 1, '2015-05-01 08:42:14', '2015-05-01 08:42:14', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailway Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nBritain\'s most polite mainline train service is to open a new line from Glasgow straight to the heart of Suffolk - just to prove how nice they are.\r\n\r\nThe much-criticised firm will run a thrice-weekly service from Scotland\'s West Coast via Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds and Birmingham before crossing England to Ipswich.\r\n\r\nSaid to be frequently overcrowded, late and lacking decent catering, Virgin West Coast bosses say they can teach East Anglians "a thing or two about how to endure alleged p*ss-poor services without moaning about it constantly".\r\n\r\nA Virgin spokesman confirmed the plan was on the table but added a focus-group feasibility study was being conducted among its usual clientele before a final decision was made.\r\n\r\nThe service is scheduled to cost around £783.22 return off peak for a weekend \'East Angular Traveller\' ticket.\r\n\r\nNew rolling stock will be added to the service by 2034, said Virgin.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175800618?et=EQDxUEELTGZ5dnRPDaqc3w&viewMoreLink=on&sig=OykM5zHy-EyCbObHO8rnsdh1cwRAMnyJSSY3wwX8-8c=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175800618" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Virgin trains heading to Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne passenger, originally from Stowmarket, on a recent Virgin service from Manchester to London Euston, observed: "The 2.5 hour journey was late, rammed to the bulkheads, had run out of beer before we passed Macclesfield and there were no staff to be seen.\r\n\r\n"But four hours later I was chatting to a charming family from Manchester who were squatting in the first-class cycle racks.\r\n\r\n"The atmosphere was amazing, even when the lights went out at Milton Keynes. I can\'t wait for the Suffolk service - it\'s a party all the way."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Virgin on the ridiculous', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '766-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-01 08:42:14', '2015-05-01 08:42:14', '', 766, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/766-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (769, 1, '2015-05-03 11:41:18', '2015-05-03 11:41:18', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff</b>\r\n\r\nAn unemployed green duck has been hired by Norwich City owner Delia Smith to be the club\'s new mascot.\r\n\r\nOrville lost his job as an annoying, high-pitched duck when his boss, television entertainer Keith Harris died from cancer last week.\r\n\r\nBut while many thought that was the last they\'d seen of the nappy-wearing green bird, Smith has amazed football by offering him a key role at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.717172% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/109246534?et=4UhX53YtQ052HTcYBPFkag&viewMoreLink=on&sig=-gXBwFHUX7QB7h7lTY1hGOyf4dBj-zDEsGrqMIigkmU=" width="445" height="319" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/109246534" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Let\'s be \'aving you: Delia Smith has hired Orville</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSmith reasoned Orville, who has ridiculous green feathers, would fit in perfectly at Norwich, a club which plays in a hideous green and yellow strip.\r\n\r\nOrville will now parade around the pitch singing \'I Believe I Can Fly\', just as Norwich prepare for a key <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-norwich-play-off/" target="_blank">two-legged play-off semi-final against East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town</a>.\r\n\r\nHis appointment means an undignified end for ex-Norwich mascot Captain Canary, who will now spend his retirement years at a Cromer bird sanctuary.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/482892549?et=N4D1vo90Rnp6BD7K9FFHpw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=PW_bnzQHj9UTBIVMaqWQcRJ-52mpZX6vYanzzkwjA5w=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/482892549" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sacked: Captain Canary</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIpswich fans last night said Orville\'s appointment was typical of bungling Norwich. One said: "Delia Smith made a cookery career of sticking her hand up birds\' backsides to stuff them, so it\'s no surprise she has got herself a ventriloquist duck.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quackers. But when Ipswich beat Norwich in the play-offs, she can always cook the bloody thing."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Orville\'s former sidekick, Cuddles the monkey, has not been offered any work since Harris died, aged 67.\r\n\r\n"I hate that effing duck," Cuddles told the Suffolk Gazette last night.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Orville gets new job as Norwich mascot', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'orville-norwich-mascot', '', '', '2015-07-08 09:01:18', '2015-07-08 09:01:18', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=769', 0, 'post', '', 4); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (772, 1, '2015-05-03 11:12:18', '2015-05-03 11:12:18', 'An unemployed green duck has been hired by Norwich City owner Delia Smith to be the club\'s new mascot.\r\n\r\nOrville lost his job as an annoying, high-pitched duck when his boss Keith Harris died from cancer last week.\r\n\r\nBut while many thought that was the end for the nappy-wearing green bird, Smith has amazed football by offering him a key role at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nShe reasoned Orville, who has inexplicable green feathers, would fit in perfectly at Norwich, a club which plays in an \r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.717172% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/109246534?et=4UhX53YtQ052HTcYBPFkag&viewMoreLink=on&sig=-gXBwFHUX7QB7h7lTY1hGOyf4dBj-zDEsGrqMIigkmU=" width="445" height="319" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/109246534" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Let\'s be \'aving you: Delia Smith has hired Orville</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', '', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '769-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-03 11:12:18', '2015-05-03 11:12:18', '', 769, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/769-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (774, 1, '2015-05-03 11:41:18', '2015-05-03 11:41:18', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff</b>\r\n\r\nAn unemployed green duck has been hired by Norwich City owner Delia Smith to be the club\'s new mascot.\r\n\r\nOrville lost his job as an annoying, high-pitched duck when his boss, television entertainer Keith Harris died from cancer last week.\r\n\r\nBut while many thought that was the last they\'d seen of the nappy-wearing green bird, Smith has amazed football by offering him a key role at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.717172% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/109246534?et=4UhX53YtQ052HTcYBPFkag&viewMoreLink=on&sig=-gXBwFHUX7QB7h7lTY1hGOyf4dBj-zDEsGrqMIigkmU=" width="445" height="319" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/109246534" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Let\'s be \'aving you: Delia Smith has hired Orville</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSmith reasoned Orville, who has inexplicably green feathers, would fit in perfectly at Norwich, a club which plays in a hideous green and yellow strip.\r\n\r\nOrville will now parade around the pitch singing \'I believe I Can Fly\', just as Norwich prepare for a key two-legged play-off semi-final against East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nHis appointment means an undignified end for ex-Norwich mascot Captain Canary, who will now spend his retirement years at a Cromer bird sanctuary.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/482892549?et=N4D1vo90Rnp6BD7K9FFHpw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=PW_bnzQHj9UTBIVMaqWQcRJ-52mpZX6vYanzzkwjA5w=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/482892549" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sacked: Captain Canary</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIpswich fans last night said Orville\'s appointment was typical of bungling Norwich. One said: "Delia Smith made a cookery career of sticking her hand up birds\' backsides to stuff them, so it\'s no surprise she has got herself a ventriloquist duck.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quackers. But when Ipswich beat Norwich in the play-offs, she can always cook the bloody thing."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Orville\'s former sidekick, Cuddles the monkey, has not been offered any work since Harris died, aged 67.\r\n\r\n"I hate that effing duck," Cuddles told the Suffolk Gazette last night.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Orville gets new job as Norwich mascot', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '769-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-03 11:41:18', '2015-05-03 11:41:18', '', 769, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/769-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (775, 1, '2015-05-03 11:43:38', '2015-05-03 11:43:38', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff</b>\n\nAn unemployed green duck has been hired by Norwich City owner Delia Smith to be the club\'s new mascot.\n\nOrville lost his job as an annoying, high-pitched duck when his boss, television entertainer Keith Harris died from cancer last week.\n\nBut while many thought that was the last they\'d seen of the nappy-wearing green bird, Smith has amazed football by offering him a key role at Carrow Road.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.717172% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/109246534?et=4UhX53YtQ052HTcYBPFkag&viewMoreLink=on&sig=-gXBwFHUX7QB7h7lTY1hGOyf4dBj-zDEsGrqMIigkmU=" width="445" height="319" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/109246534" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Let\'s be \'aving you: Delia Smith has hired Orville</center></i><br><br>\n\nSmith reasoned Orville, who has ridigreen feathers, would fit in perfectly at Norwich, a club which plays in a hideous green and yellow strip.\n\nOrville will now parade around the pitch singing \'I believe I Can Fly\', just as Norwich prepare for a key two-legged play-off semi-final against East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town.\n\nHis appointment means an undignified end for ex-Norwich mascot Captain Canary, who will now spend his retirement years at a Cromer bird sanctuary.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/482892549?et=N4D1vo90Rnp6BD7K9FFHpw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=PW_bnzQHj9UTBIVMaqWQcRJ-52mpZX6vYanzzkwjA5w=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/482892549" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sacked: Captain Canary</center></i><br><br>\n\nIpswich fans last night said Orville\'s appointment was typical of bungling Norwich. One said: "Delia Smith made a cookery career of sticking her hand up birds\' backsides to stuff them, so it\'s no surprise she has got herself a ventriloquist duck.\n\n"It\'s quackers. But when Ipswich beat Norwich in the play-offs, she can always cook the bloody thing."\n\nMeanwhile, Orville\'s former sidekick, Cuddles the monkey, has not been offered any work since Harris died, aged 67.\n\n"I hate that effing duck," Cuddles told the Suffolk Gazette last night.\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\n\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Orville gets new job as Norwich mascot', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '769-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-05-03 11:43:38', '2015-05-03 11:43:38', '', 769, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/769-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (776, 1, '2015-05-03 11:43:43', '2015-05-03 11:43:43', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff</b>\r\n\r\nAn unemployed green duck has been hired by Norwich City owner Delia Smith to be the club\'s new mascot.\r\n\r\nOrville lost his job as an annoying, high-pitched duck when his boss, television entertainer Keith Harris died from cancer last week.\r\n\r\nBut while many thought that was the last they\'d seen of the nappy-wearing green bird, Smith has amazed football by offering him a key role at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.717172% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/109246534?et=4UhX53YtQ052HTcYBPFkag&viewMoreLink=on&sig=-gXBwFHUX7QB7h7lTY1hGOyf4dBj-zDEsGrqMIigkmU=" width="445" height="319" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/109246534" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Let\'s be \'aving you: Delia Smith has hired Orville</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSmith reasoned Orville, who has ridiculous green feathers, would fit in perfectly at Norwich, a club which plays in a hideous green and yellow strip.\r\n\r\nOrville will now parade around the pitch singing \'I believe I Can Fly\', just as Norwich prepare for a key two-legged play-off semi-final against East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nHis appointment means an undignified end for ex-Norwich mascot Captain Canary, who will now spend his retirement years at a Cromer bird sanctuary.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/482892549?et=N4D1vo90Rnp6BD7K9FFHpw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=PW_bnzQHj9UTBIVMaqWQcRJ-52mpZX6vYanzzkwjA5w=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/482892549" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sacked: Captain Canary</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIpswich fans last night said Orville\'s appointment was typical of bungling Norwich. One said: "Delia Smith made a cookery career of sticking her hand up birds\' backsides to stuff them, so it\'s no surprise she has got herself a ventriloquist duck.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quackers. But when Ipswich beat Norwich in the play-offs, she can always cook the bloody thing."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Orville\'s former sidekick, Cuddles the monkey, has not been offered any work since Harris died, aged 67.\r\n\r\n"I hate that effing duck," Cuddles told the Suffolk Gazette last night.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Orville gets new job as Norwich mascot', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '769-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-03 11:43:43', '2015-05-03 11:43:43', '', 769, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/769-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (777, 1, '2015-05-03 21:07:13', '2015-05-03 21:07:13', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff</b>\r\n\r\nAn unemployed green duck has been hired by Norwich City owner Delia Smith to be the club\'s new mascot.\r\n\r\nOrville lost his job as an annoying, high-pitched duck when his boss, television entertainer Keith Harris died from cancer last week.\r\n\r\nBut while many thought that was the last they\'d seen of the nappy-wearing green bird, Smith has amazed football by offering him a key role at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.717172% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/109246534?et=4UhX53YtQ052HTcYBPFkag&viewMoreLink=on&sig=-gXBwFHUX7QB7h7lTY1hGOyf4dBj-zDEsGrqMIigkmU=" width="445" height="319" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/109246534" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Let\'s be \'aving you: Delia Smith has hired Orville</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSmith reasoned Orville, who has ridiculous green feathers, would fit in perfectly at Norwich, a club which plays in a hideous green and yellow strip.\r\n\r\nOrville will now parade around the pitch singing \'I Believe I Can Fly\', just as Norwich prepare for a key <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-norwich-play-off/" target="_blank">two-legged play-off semi-final against East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town</a>.\r\n\r\nHis appointment means an undignified end for ex-Norwich mascot Captain Canary, who will now spend his retirement years at a Cromer bird sanctuary.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/482892549?et=N4D1vo90Rnp6BD7K9FFHpw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=PW_bnzQHj9UTBIVMaqWQcRJ-52mpZX6vYanzzkwjA5w=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/482892549" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sacked: Captain Canary</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIpswich fans last night said Orville\'s appointment was typical of bungling Norwich. One said: "Delia Smith made a cookery career of sticking her hand up birds\' backsides to stuff them, so it\'s no surprise she has got herself a ventriloquist duck.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quackers. But when Ipswich beat Norwich in the play-offs, she can always cook the bloody thing."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Orville\'s former sidekick, Cuddles the monkey, has not been offered any work since Harris died, aged 67.\r\n\r\n"I hate that effing duck," Cuddles told the Suffolk Gazette last night.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Orville gets new job as Norwich mascot', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '769-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-03 21:07:13', '2015-05-03 21:07:13', '', 769, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/769-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (779, 1, '2015-05-06 12:11:01', '2015-05-06 12:11:01', '<b>By Luke \'Skywalker\' Hyam</b>\r\n\r\nThe manager of Norwich City has forced Star Wars directors to postpone filming so he can lead his team through the crucial league play-offs against fierce rivals Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nAlex Neil, better known as Yoda, had initially told movie bosses he was confident of being free from this week because the Canaries were certain to achieve automatic promotion.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out the Norfolk side were not as good as Yoda thought - and they now need to get past Ipswich in the end-of-season play-off lottery.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.003367% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/50960523?et=gw06jWENR-RMNarDg1eEXQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=wt2US7am6__dRaGVwwacf0AwpdgEwa9IHc40yrPFxrQ=" width="445" height="298" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/50960523" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Alex Neil: axed filming</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough the cocky Norwich outfit beat Ipswich twice this season in the league, form will count for nothing in the play-offs, with the first leg being played at Portman Road this Saturday.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/468501932?et=av8z6ASTT8ZMcXb1FKGKuA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=w_dTBL2mO7qFVzxlUvVWluETr6k6q7d6tVJ4iBC-X-4=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/468501932" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Yoda: In Norwich bench wear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich now fear Star Wars director JJ Abrams may sue the club over the cost of postponing filming of key final sequences of the seventh episode of the movie franchise - Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens - which will be on general release at the end of the year\r\n\r\nCity owner Delia Smith, who recently <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orville-norwich-mascot/" target="_blank">hired Orville the duck as the new Norwich mascot</a>, was unavailable for comment today.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands she is already regretting hiring the Star Wars character earlier in the season.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We thought it would be funny to hire this Yoda lookalike as our new manager.\r\n\r\n"But now it does not look so entertaining."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-norwich-play-off/" target="_blank">Suffolk police have said how much they are looking forward to the play-off clashes</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Norwich City boss halts Star Wars filming', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'alex-neil-yoda', '', '', '2016-02-16 17:52:59', '2016-02-16 17:52:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=779', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (781, 1, '2015-05-06 12:11:01', '2015-05-06 12:11:01', 'The manager of Norwich City has forced Star Wars directors to postpone filming so he can lead his team through the crucial league play-offs against fierce rivals Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nAlex Neil, better known as Yoda, had initially told movie bosses he was confident of being free from this week because the Canaries were certain to achieve automatic promotion.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out the Norfolk side were not as good as Yoda thought - and they now need to get past Ipswich in the end-of-season play-off lottery.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.003367% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/50960523?et=gw06jWENR-RMNarDg1eEXQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=wt2US7am6__dRaGVwwacf0AwpdgEwa9IHc40yrPFxrQ=" width="445" height="298" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/50960523" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Alex Neil: axed filming</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough the cocky Norwich outfit beat Ipswich twice this season in the league, form will count for nothing in the play-offs, with the first leg being played at Portman Road this Saturday.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.686869% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/466612020?et=rsRSYqL_SitU7YqkG--LEA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=muKQD6G6Pd2hq4L5qXX5P6IH0ltofCEOaBfnkH6Xp2Y=" width="445" height="306" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/466612020" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Yoda: In Norwich bench wear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich now fear Star Wars director JJ Abrams may now sue the club for the cost of postponing filming of key final sequences of the seventh episode of the movie franchise.\r\n\r\nCity owner Delia Smith, who recently <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orville-norwich-mascot/" target="_blank">hired Orville the duck as the new Norwich mascot</a>, was unavailable for comment today.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands she is already regretting hiring the Star Wars character earlier in the season.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We thought it would be funny to hire this Yoda lookalike as our new manager.\r\n\r\n"But now it does not look so entertaining."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-norwich-play-off/" target="_blank">Suffolk police have said how much they are looking forward to the play-off clashes</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich City boss halts Star Wars filming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '779-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-06 12:11:01', '2015-05-06 12:11:01', '', 779, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/779-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (782, 1, '2015-05-06 12:12:45', '2015-05-06 12:12:45', 'The manager of Norwich City has forced Star Wars directors to postpone filming so he can lead his team through the crucial league play-offs against fierce rivals Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nAlex Neil, better known as Yoda, had initially told movie bosses he was confident of being free from this week because the Canaries were certain to achieve automatic promotion.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out the Norfolk side were not as good as Yoda thought - and they now need to get past Ipswich in the end-of-season play-off lottery.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.003367% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/50960523?et=gw06jWENR-RMNarDg1eEXQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=wt2US7am6__dRaGVwwacf0AwpdgEwa9IHc40yrPFxrQ=" width="445" height="298" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/50960523" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Alex Neil: axed filming</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough the cocky Norwich outfit beat Ipswich twice this season in the league, form will count for nothing in the play-offs, with the first leg being played at Portman Road this Saturday.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.686869% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/466612020?et=rsRSYqL_SitU7YqkG--LEA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=muKQD6G6Pd2hq4L5qXX5P6IH0ltofCEOaBfnkH6Xp2Y=" width="445" height="306" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/466612020" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Yoda: In Norwich bench wear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich now fear Star Wars director JJ Abrams may sue the club for the cost of postponing filming of key final sequences of the seventh episode of the movie franchise.\r\n\r\nCity owner Delia Smith, who recently <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orville-norwich-mascot/" target="_blank">hired Orville the duck as the new Norwich mascot</a>, was unavailable for comment today.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands she is already regretting hiring the Star Wars character earlier in the season.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We thought it would be funny to hire this Yoda lookalike as our new manager.\r\n\r\n"But now it does not look so entertaining."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-norwich-play-off/" target="_blank">Suffolk police have said how much they are looking forward to the play-off clashes</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich City boss halts Star Wars filming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '779-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-06 12:12:45', '2015-05-06 12:12:45', '', 779, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/779-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (783, 1, '2015-05-06 12:27:58', '2015-05-06 12:27:58', '<b>By Luke \'Skywalker\' Hyam</b>\n\nThe manager of Norwich City has forced Star Wars directors to postpone filming so he can lead his team through the crucial league play-offs against fierce rivals Ipswich Town.\n\nAlex Neil, better known as Yoda, had initially told movie bosses he was confident of being free from this week because the Canaries were certain to achieve automatic promotion.\n\nBut it turned out the Norfolk side were not as good as Yoda thought - and they now need to get past Ipswich in the end-of-season play-off lottery.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.003367% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/50960523?et=gw06jWENR-RMNarDg1eEXQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=wt2US7am6__dRaGVwwacf0AwpdgEwa9IHc40yrPFxrQ=" width="445" height="298" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/50960523" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Alex Neil: axed filming</center></i><br><br>\n\nAlthough the cocky Norwich outfit beat Ipswich twice this season in the league, form will count for nothing in the play-offs, with the first leg being played at Portman Road this Saturday.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.686869% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/466612020?et=rsRSYqL_SitU7YqkG--LEA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=muKQD6G6Pd2hq4L5qXX5P6IH0ltofCEOaBfnkH6Xp2Y=" width="445" height="306" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/466612020" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Yoda: In Norwich bench wear</center></i><br><br>\n\nNorwich now fear Star Wars director JJ Abrams may sue the club over the cost of postponing filming of key final sequences of the seventh episode of the movie franchise -  which will be on general release at the end of the year\n\nCity owner Delia Smith, who recently <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orville-norwich-mascot/" target="_blank">hired Orville the duck as the new Norwich mascot</a>, was unavailable for comment today.\n\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands she is already regretting hiring the Star Wars character earlier in the season.\n\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We thought it would be funny to hire this Yoda lookalike as our new manager.\n\n"But now it does not look so entertaining."\n\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-norwich-play-off/" target="_blank">Suffolk police have said how much they are looking forward to the play-off clashes</a>.\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\n\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich City boss halts Star Wars filming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '779-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-05-06 12:27:58', '2015-05-06 12:27:58', '', 779, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/779-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (784, 1, '2015-05-06 12:14:39', '2015-05-06 12:14:39', '<b>By Luke \'Skywalker\' Hyam</b>\r\n\r\nThe manager of Norwich City has forced Star Wars directors to postpone filming so he can lead his team through the crucial league play-offs against fierce rivals Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nAlex Neil, better known as Yoda, had initially told movie bosses he was confident of being free from this week because the Canaries were certain to achieve automatic promotion.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out the Norfolk side were not as good as Yoda thought - and they now need to get past Ipswich in the end-of-season play-off lottery.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.003367% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/50960523?et=gw06jWENR-RMNarDg1eEXQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=wt2US7am6__dRaGVwwacf0AwpdgEwa9IHc40yrPFxrQ=" width="445" height="298" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/50960523" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Alex Neil: axed filming</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough the cocky Norwich outfit beat Ipswich twice this season in the league, form will count for nothing in the play-offs, with the first leg being played at Portman Road this Saturday.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.686869% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/466612020?et=rsRSYqL_SitU7YqkG--LEA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=muKQD6G6Pd2hq4L5qXX5P6IH0ltofCEOaBfnkH6Xp2Y=" width="445" height="306" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/466612020" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Yoda: In Norwich bench wear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich now fear Star Wars director JJ Abrams may sue the club for the cost of postponing filming of key final sequences of the seventh episode of the movie franchise.\r\n\r\nCity owner Delia Smith, who recently <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orville-norwich-mascot/" target="_blank">hired Orville the duck as the new Norwich mascot</a>, was unavailable for comment today.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands she is already regretting hiring the Star Wars character earlier in the season.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We thought it would be funny to hire this Yoda lookalike as our new manager.\r\n\r\n"But now it does not look so entertaining."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-norwich-play-off/" target="_blank">Suffolk police have said how much they are looking forward to the play-off clashes</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich City boss halts Star Wars filming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '779-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-06 12:14:39', '2015-05-06 12:14:39', '', 779, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/779-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (785, 1, '2015-05-06 12:28:30', '2015-05-06 12:28:30', '<b>By Luke \'Skywalker\' Hyam</b>\r\n\r\nThe manager of Norwich City has forced Star Wars directors to postpone filming so he can lead his team through the crucial league play-offs against fierce rivals Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nAlex Neil, better known as Yoda, had initially told movie bosses he was confident of being free from this week because the Canaries were certain to achieve automatic promotion.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out the Norfolk side were not as good as Yoda thought - and they now need to get past Ipswich in the end-of-season play-off lottery.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.003367% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/50960523?et=gw06jWENR-RMNarDg1eEXQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=wt2US7am6__dRaGVwwacf0AwpdgEwa9IHc40yrPFxrQ=" width="445" height="298" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/50960523" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Alex Neil: axed filming</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough the cocky Norwich outfit beat Ipswich twice this season in the league, form will count for nothing in the play-offs, with the first leg being played at Portman Road this Saturday.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.686869% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/466612020?et=rsRSYqL_SitU7YqkG--LEA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=muKQD6G6Pd2hq4L5qXX5P6IH0ltofCEOaBfnkH6Xp2Y=" width="445" height="306" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/466612020" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Yoda: In Norwich bench wear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich now fear Star Wars director JJ Abrams may sue the club over the cost of postponing filming of key final sequences of the seventh episode of the movie franchise - Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens - which will be on general release at the end of the year\r\n\r\nCity owner Delia Smith, who recently <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orville-norwich-mascot/" target="_blank">hired Orville the duck as the new Norwich mascot</a>, was unavailable for comment today.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands she is already regretting hiring the Star Wars character earlier in the season.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We thought it would be funny to hire this Yoda lookalike as our new manager.\r\n\r\n"But now it does not look so entertaining."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-norwich-play-off/" target="_blank">Suffolk police have said how much they are looking forward to the play-off clashes</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich City boss halts Star Wars filming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '779-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-06 12:28:30', '2015-05-06 12:28:30', '', 779, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/779-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (786, 1, '2015-05-06 12:42:29', '2015-05-06 12:42:29', '<b>By Luke \'Skywalker\' Hyam</b>\r\n\r\nThe manager of Norwich City has forced Star Wars directors to postpone filming so he can lead his team through the crucial league play-offs against fierce rivals Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nAlex Neil, better known as Yoda, had initially told movie bosses he was confident of being free from this week because the Canaries were certain to achieve automatic promotion.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out the Norfolk side were not as good as Yoda thought - and they now need to get past Ipswich in the end-of-season play-off lottery.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.003367% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/50960523?et=gw06jWENR-RMNarDg1eEXQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=wt2US7am6__dRaGVwwacf0AwpdgEwa9IHc40yrPFxrQ=" width="445" height="298" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/50960523" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Alex Neil: axed filming</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAlthough the cocky Norwich outfit beat Ipswich twice this season in the league, form will count for nothing in the play-offs, with the first leg being played at Portman Road this Saturday.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:297px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/468501932?et=av8z6ASTT8ZMcXb1FKGKuA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=w_dTBL2mO7qFVzxlUvVWluETr6k6q7d6tVJ4iBC-X-4=" width="297" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/468501932" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Yoda: In Norwich bench wear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich now fear Star Wars director JJ Abrams may sue the club over the cost of postponing filming of key final sequences of the seventh episode of the movie franchise - Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens - which will be on general release at the end of the year\r\n\r\nCity owner Delia Smith, who recently <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orville-norwich-mascot/" target="_blank">hired Orville the duck as the new Norwich mascot</a>, was unavailable for comment today.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands she is already regretting hiring the Star Wars character earlier in the season.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We thought it would be funny to hire this Yoda lookalike as our new manager.\r\n\r\n"But now it does not look so entertaining."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-norwich-play-off/" target="_blank">Suffolk police have said how much they are looking forward to the play-off clashes</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich City boss halts Star Wars filming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '779-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-06 12:42:29', '2015-05-06 12:42:29', '', 779, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/779-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (787, 1, '2015-05-07 08:03:59', '2015-05-07 08:03:59', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks, Political Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today uses the most scientific forecasting yet to reveal that the Green Party will secure a landslide victory in today\'s General Election.</b>\r\n\r\nWe carefully put five socks on the floor, each coloured to represent one of the main parties in England, then let the office dog loose to select the winner of today\'s crucial vote.\r\n\r\nThere was high tension as the process began, with each sock being laid out in a sequence decided by a secret sock draw to ensure fair play.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFrom left to right it was: yellow of the Liberal Democrats, blue for Conservatives, purple for UKIP, green for the Greens, and red for Labour.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg" alt="Sock election poll" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-788" /></a><center><i>Good yarn: the Suffolk Gazette political socks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce independent auditors were satisfied all had been placed fairly, our political animal, Addy the chocolate labrador (short for Adnams), was invited into the room to make her selection.\r\n\r\nAnd first it looked like she was going to annoint Ed Miliband\'s Labour Party as the new Government.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette election sock" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-790" /></a><center><i>Is it Labour?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut then a last-second swing to the Greens meant an emphatic victory for Natalie Bennett\'s Green Party.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg" alt="voting green" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-789" /></a><center><i>Eat your greens: Addy selects the winning sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sock decision will come as a shock as the nation goes to the polls today, as up to now no-one gave the Greens a chance.\r\n\r\nA Green spokesman said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for being the first to predict our victory."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, opposition parties claimed dirty tricks.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Conservatives said: "Everyone knows dogs are colour blind. They don\'t even recognise the colour green, but instead see a grey-to-blue spectrum.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear, therefore, that your dog represents hard-working families and thought it was selecting the Conservative Party."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said our sock poll was "pants".\r\n\r\nAddy was not available for comment, having run off into the kitchen with the green sock, refusing to give it back.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg" alt="dog sock" width="250" height="188" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-791" /></a><center><i>Escape: Addy with sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg" alt="sock vote" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-792" /></a><center><i>Political animal: Addy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDon\'t miss our other top election exclusives: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/snp-faces-election-humiliation/">SNP faces poll oblivion</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ukip-football-team-relegated/" target="_blank">UKIP football team relegated</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'We sock it to the Green Party', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'sock-it-to-green-party', '', '', '2017-06-08 10:53:26', '2017-06-08 10:53:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=787', 0, 'post', '', 7); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (793, 1, '2015-05-07 08:03:59', '2015-05-07 08:03:59', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today uses the most scientific forecasting yet to reveal that the Green Party will secure a landslide victory in today\'s General Election.\r\n\r\nWe carefully put four socks on the floor, each coloured to represent one of the main four parties in England, then let the office dog loose to select the winner of today\'s crucial vote.\r\n\r\nThere was high tension as the process began, with each sock being laid out in a sequence decided by a secret draw to ensure fair play.\r\n\r\nFrom left to right it was: yellow of the Liberal Democrats, blue for Conservatives, purple for UKIP, green for the Greens, and red for Labour.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg" alt="Sock election poll" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-788" /></a><center><i>Good yarn: the Suffolk Gazette political socks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce independent auditors were satisfied all had been placed fairly, our political animal, Addy the chocolate labrador (short for Adnams), was invited into the room to make her selection.\r\n\r\nAnd first it looked like she was going to annoint Ed Miliband\'s Labour Party as the new Government.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette election sock" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-790" /></a><center><i>Is it Labour?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut then a last-second swing to the Green\'s meant an emphatic victory for Natalie Bennett\'s Green Party.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg" alt="voting green" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-789" /></a><center></i>Eat your greens: Addy selects the winning sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sock decision will come as a shock as the nation goes to the polls today, as up to now no-one gave the Greens a chance.\r\n\r\nA Green spokesman said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for being the first to predict our victory."\r\n\r\nHowever, opposition parties claimed dirty tricks.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Conservatives said: "Everyone knows dogs are colour blind. They don\'t even recognise the colour green, but instead see a grey-to-blue spectrum.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear, therefore, that your dog represents hard-working families and thought it was selecting the Conservative Party."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said our sock poll was "pants".\r\n\r\nAddy was not available for comment, having run off into the kitchen with the green sock, refusing to give it back.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg" alt="sock vote" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-792" /></a><center><i>Escape: Addy with sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg" alt="dog sock" width="250" height="188" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-791" /></a><center><i>Political animal: Addy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'We sock it to the Green Party', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '787-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-07 08:03:59', '2015-05-07 08:03:59', '', 787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/787-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (794, 1, '2015-05-07 08:34:43', '2015-05-07 08:34:43', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Polly Ticks\nPolitical Editor</b>\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette today uses the most scientific forecasting yet to reveal that the Green Party will secure a landslide victory in today\'s General Election.\n\nWe carefully put four socks on the floor, each coloured to represent one of the main four parties in England, then let the office dog loose to select the winner of today\'s crucial vote.\n\nThere was high tension as the process began, with each sock being laid out in a sequence decided by a secret draw to ensure fair play.\n\nFrom left to right it was: yellow of the Liberal Democrats, blue for Conservatives, purple for UKIP, green for the Greens, and red for Labour.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg" alt="Sock election poll" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-788" /></a><center><i>Good yarn: the Suffolk Gazette political socks</center></i><br><br>\n\nOnce independent auditors were satisfied all had been placed fairly, our political animal, Addy the chocolate labrador (short for Adnams), was invited into the room to make her selection.\n\nAnd first it looked like she was going to annoint Ed Miliband\'s Labour Party as the new Government.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette election sock" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-790" /></a><center><i>Is it Labour?</center></i><br><br>\n\nBut then a last-second swing to the Green\'s meant an emphatic victory for Natalie Bennett\'s Green Party.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg" alt="voting green" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-789" /></a><center><i>Eat your greens: Addy selects the winning sock</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette sock decision will come as a shock as the nation goes to the polls today, as up to now no-one gave the Greens a chance.\n\nA Green spokesman said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for being the first to predict our victory."\n\nHowever, opposition parties claimed dirty tricks.\n\nA spokesman for the Conservatives said: "Everyone knows dogs are colour blind. They don\'t even recognise the colour green, but instead see a grey-to-blue spectrum.\n\n"It\'s quite clear, therefore, that your dog represents hard-working families and thought it was selecting the Conservative Party."\n\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said our sock poll was "pants".\n\nAddy was not available for comment, having run off into the kitchen with the green sock, refusing to give it back.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg" alt="dog sock" width="250" height="188" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-791" /></a><center><i>Escape: Addy with sock</center></i><br><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg" alt="sock vote" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-792" /></a><center><i>Political animal: Addy</center></i><br><br>\n\nDon\'t miss our other top election exclusives: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/snp-faces-election-humiliation/">SNP faces poll oblivion</a>, and UKIPT football team relegated.\n\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\n\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'We sock it to the Green Party', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '787-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-05-07 08:34:43', '2015-05-07 08:34:43', '', 787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/787-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (795, 1, '2015-05-07 08:05:41', '2015-05-07 08:05:41', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today uses the most scientific forecasting yet to reveal that the Green Party will secure a landslide victory in today\'s General Election.\r\n\r\nWe carefully put four socks on the floor, each coloured to represent one of the main four parties in England, then let the office dog loose to select the winner of today\'s crucial vote.\r\n\r\nThere was high tension as the process began, with each sock being laid out in a sequence decided by a secret draw to ensure fair play.\r\n\r\nFrom left to right it was: yellow of the Liberal Democrats, blue for Conservatives, purple for UKIP, green for the Greens, and red for Labour.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg" alt="Sock election poll" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-788" /></a><center><i>Good yarn: the Suffolk Gazette political socks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce independent auditors were satisfied all had been placed fairly, our political animal, Addy the chocolate labrador (short for Adnams), was invited into the room to make her selection.\r\n\r\nAnd first it looked like she was going to annoint Ed Miliband\'s Labour Party as the new Government.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette election sock" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-790" /></a><center><i>Is it Labour?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut then a last-second swing to the Green\'s meant an emphatic victory for Natalie Bennett\'s Green Party.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg" alt="voting green" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-789" /></a><center><i>Eat your greens: Addy selects the winning sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sock decision will come as a shock as the nation goes to the polls today, as up to now no-one gave the Greens a chance.\r\n\r\nA Green spokesman said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for being the first to predict our victory."\r\n\r\nHowever, opposition parties claimed dirty tricks.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Conservatives said: "Everyone knows dogs are colour blind. They don\'t even recognise the colour green, but instead see a grey-to-blue spectrum.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear, therefore, that your dog represents hard-working families and thought it was selecting the Conservative Party."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said our sock poll was "pants".\r\n\r\nAddy was not available for comment, having run off into the kitchen with the green sock, refusing to give it back.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg" alt="sock vote" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-792" /></a><center><i>Escape: Addy with sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg" alt="dog sock" width="250" height="188" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-791" /></a><center><i>Political animal: Addy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'We sock it to the Green Party', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '787-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-07 08:05:41', '2015-05-07 08:05:41', '', 787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/787-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (796, 1, '2015-05-07 08:07:07', '2015-05-07 08:07:07', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today uses the most scientific forecasting yet to reveal that the Green Party will secure a landslide victory in today\'s General Election.\r\n\r\nWe carefully put four socks on the floor, each coloured to represent one of the main four parties in England, then let the office dog loose to select the winner of today\'s crucial vote.\r\n\r\nThere was high tension as the process began, with each sock being laid out in a sequence decided by a secret draw to ensure fair play.\r\n\r\nFrom left to right it was: yellow of the Liberal Democrats, blue for Conservatives, purple for UKIP, green for the Greens, and red for Labour.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg" alt="Sock election poll" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-788" /></a><center><i>Good yarn: the Suffolk Gazette political socks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce independent auditors were satisfied all had been placed fairly, our political animal, Addy the chocolate labrador (short for Adnams), was invited into the room to make her selection.\r\n\r\nAnd first it looked like she was going to annoint Ed Miliband\'s Labour Party as the new Government.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette election sock" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-790" /></a><center><i>Is it Labour?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut then a last-second swing to the Green\'s meant an emphatic victory for Natalie Bennett\'s Green Party.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg" alt="voting green" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-789" /></a><center><i>Eat your greens: Addy selects the winning sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sock decision will come as a shock as the nation goes to the polls today, as up to now no-one gave the Greens a chance.\r\n\r\nA Green spokesman said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for being the first to predict our victory."\r\n\r\nHowever, opposition parties claimed dirty tricks.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Conservatives said: "Everyone knows dogs are colour blind. They don\'t even recognise the colour green, but instead see a grey-to-blue spectrum.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear, therefore, that your dog represents hard-working families and thought it was selecting the Conservative Party."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said our sock poll was "pants".\r\n\r\nAddy was not available for comment, having run off into the kitchen with the green sock, refusing to give it back.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg" alt="dog sock" width="250" height="188" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-791" /></a><center><i>Escape: Addy with sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg" alt="sock vote" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-792" /></a><center><i>Political animal: Addy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'We sock it to the Green Party', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '787-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-07 08:07:07', '2015-05-07 08:07:07', '', 787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/787-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (797, 1, '2015-05-07 08:35:07', '2015-05-07 08:35:07', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today uses the most scientific forecasting yet to reveal that the Green Party will secure a landslide victory in today\'s General Election.\r\n\r\nWe carefully put four socks on the floor, each coloured to represent one of the main four parties in England, then let the office dog loose to select the winner of today\'s crucial vote.\r\n\r\nThere was high tension as the process began, with each sock being laid out in a sequence decided by a secret draw to ensure fair play.\r\n\r\nFrom left to right it was: yellow of the Liberal Democrats, blue for Conservatives, purple for UKIP, green for the Greens, and red for Labour.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg" alt="Sock election poll" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-788" /></a><center><i>Good yarn: the Suffolk Gazette political socks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce independent auditors were satisfied all had been placed fairly, our political animal, Addy the chocolate labrador (short for Adnams), was invited into the room to make her selection.\r\n\r\nAnd first it looked like she was going to annoint Ed Miliband\'s Labour Party as the new Government.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette election sock" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-790" /></a><center><i>Is it Labour?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut then a last-second swing to the Green\'s meant an emphatic victory for Natalie Bennett\'s Green Party.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg" alt="voting green" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-789" /></a><center><i>Eat your greens: Addy selects the winning sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sock decision will come as a shock as the nation goes to the polls today, as up to now no-one gave the Greens a chance.\r\n\r\nA Green spokesman said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for being the first to predict our victory."\r\n\r\nHowever, opposition parties claimed dirty tricks.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Conservatives said: "Everyone knows dogs are colour blind. They don\'t even recognise the colour green, but instead see a grey-to-blue spectrum.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear, therefore, that your dog represents hard-working families and thought it was selecting the Conservative Party."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said our sock poll was "pants".\r\n\r\nAddy was not available for comment, having run off into the kitchen with the green sock, refusing to give it back.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg" alt="dog sock" width="250" height="188" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-791" /></a><center><i>Escape: Addy with sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg" alt="sock vote" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-792" /></a><center><i>Political animal: Addy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDon\'t miss our other top election exclusives: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/snp-faces-election-humiliation/">SNP faces poll oblivion</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ukip-football-team-relegated/" target="_blank">UKIPT football team relegated</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'We sock it to the Green Party', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '787-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-07 08:35:07', '2015-05-07 08:35:07', '', 787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/787-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (798, 1, '2015-05-07 08:48:08', '2015-05-07 08:48:08', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today uses the most scientific forecasting yet to reveal that the Green Party will secure a landslide victory in today\'s General Election.\r\n\r\nWe carefully put four socks on the floor, each coloured to represent one of the main four parties in England, then let the office dog loose to select the winner of today\'s crucial vote.\r\n\r\nThere was high tension as the process began, with each sock being laid out in a sequence decided by a secret sock draw to ensure fair play.\r\n\r\nFrom left to right it was: yellow of the Liberal Democrats, blue for Conservatives, purple for UKIP, green for the Greens, and red for Labour.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg" alt="Sock election poll" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-788" /></a><center><i>Good yarn: the Suffolk Gazette political socks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce independent auditors were satisfied all had been placed fairly, our political animal, Addy the chocolate labrador (short for Adnams), was invited into the room to make her selection.\r\n\r\nAnd first it looked like she was going to annoint Ed Miliband\'s Labour Party as the new Government.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette election sock" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-790" /></a><center><i>Is it Labour?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut then a last-second swing to the Green\'s meant an emphatic victory for Natalie Bennett\'s Green Party.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg" alt="voting green" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-789" /></a><center><i>Eat your greens: Addy selects the winning sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sock decision will come as a shock as the nation goes to the polls today, as up to now no-one gave the Greens a chance.\r\n\r\nA Green spokesman said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for being the first to predict our victory."\r\n\r\nHowever, opposition parties claimed dirty tricks.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Conservatives said: "Everyone knows dogs are colour blind. They don\'t even recognise the colour green, but instead see a grey-to-blue spectrum.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear, therefore, that your dog represents hard-working families and thought it was selecting the Conservative Party."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said our sock poll was "pants".\r\n\r\nAddy was not available for comment, having run off into the kitchen with the green sock, refusing to give it back.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg" alt="dog sock" width="250" height="188" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-791" /></a><center><i>Escape: Addy with sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg" alt="sock vote" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-792" /></a><center><i>Political animal: Addy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDon\'t miss our other top election exclusives: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/snp-faces-election-humiliation/">SNP faces poll oblivion</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ukip-football-team-relegated/" target="_blank">UKIPT football team relegated</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'We sock it to the Green Party', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '787-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-07 08:48:08', '2015-05-07 08:48:08', '', 787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/787-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (799, 1, '2015-05-07 08:48:50', '2015-05-07 08:48:50', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today uses the most scientific forecasting yet to reveal that the Green Party will secure a landslide victory in today\'s General Election.\r\n\r\nWe carefully put four socks on the floor, each coloured to represent one of the main four parties in England, then let the office dog loose to select the winner of today\'s crucial vote.\r\n\r\nThere was high tension as the process began, with each sock being laid out in a sequence decided by a secret sock draw to ensure fair play.\r\n\r\nFrom left to right it was: yellow of the Liberal Democrats, blue for Conservatives, purple for UKIP, green for the Greens, and red for Labour.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg" alt="Sock election poll" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-788" /></a><center><i>Good yarn: the Suffolk Gazette political socks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce independent auditors were satisfied all had been placed fairly, our political animal, Addy the chocolate labrador (short for Adnams), was invited into the room to make her selection.\r\n\r\nAnd first it looked like she was going to annoint Ed Miliband\'s Labour Party as the new Government.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette election sock" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-790" /></a><center><i>Is it Labour?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut then a last-second swing to the Greens meant an emphatic victory for Natalie Bennett\'s Green Party.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg" alt="voting green" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-789" /></a><center><i>Eat your greens: Addy selects the winning sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sock decision will come as a shock as the nation goes to the polls today, as up to now no-one gave the Greens a chance.\r\n\r\nA Green spokesman said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for being the first to predict our victory."\r\n\r\nHowever, opposition parties claimed dirty tricks.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Conservatives said: "Everyone knows dogs are colour blind. They don\'t even recognise the colour green, but instead see a grey-to-blue spectrum.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear, therefore, that your dog represents hard-working families and thought it was selecting the Conservative Party."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said our sock poll was "pants".\r\n\r\nAddy was not available for comment, having run off into the kitchen with the green sock, refusing to give it back.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg" alt="dog sock" width="250" height="188" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-791" /></a><center><i>Escape: Addy with sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg" alt="sock vote" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-792" /></a><center><i>Political animal: Addy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDon\'t miss our other top election exclusives: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/snp-faces-election-humiliation/">SNP faces poll oblivion</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ukip-football-team-relegated/" target="_blank">UKIPT football team relegated</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'We sock it to the Green Party', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '787-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-07 08:48:50', '2015-05-07 08:48:50', '', 787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/787-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (800, 1, '2015-05-07 09:33:22', '2015-05-07 09:33:22', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today uses the most scientific forecasting yet to reveal that the Green Party will secure a landslide victory in today\'s General Election.\r\n\r\nWe carefully put five socks on the floor, each coloured to represent one of the main four parties in England, then let the office dog loose to select the winner of today\'s crucial vote.\r\n\r\nThere was high tension as the process began, with each sock being laid out in a sequence decided by a secret sock draw to ensure fair play.\r\n\r\nFrom left to right it was: yellow of the Liberal Democrats, blue for Conservatives, purple for UKIP, green for the Greens, and red for Labour.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg" alt="Sock election poll" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-788" /></a><center><i>Good yarn: the Suffolk Gazette political socks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce independent auditors were satisfied all had been placed fairly, our political animal, Addy the chocolate labrador (short for Adnams), was invited into the room to make her selection.\r\n\r\nAnd first it looked like she was going to annoint Ed Miliband\'s Labour Party as the new Government.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette election sock" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-790" /></a><center><i>Is it Labour?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut then a last-second swing to the Greens meant an emphatic victory for Natalie Bennett\'s Green Party.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg" alt="voting green" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-789" /></a><center><i>Eat your greens: Addy selects the winning sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sock decision will come as a shock as the nation goes to the polls today, as up to now no-one gave the Greens a chance.\r\n\r\nA Green spokesman said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for being the first to predict our victory."\r\n\r\nHowever, opposition parties claimed dirty tricks.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Conservatives said: "Everyone knows dogs are colour blind. They don\'t even recognise the colour green, but instead see a grey-to-blue spectrum.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear, therefore, that your dog represents hard-working families and thought it was selecting the Conservative Party."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said our sock poll was "pants".\r\n\r\nAddy was not available for comment, having run off into the kitchen with the green sock, refusing to give it back.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg" alt="dog sock" width="250" height="188" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-791" /></a><center><i>Escape: Addy with sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg" alt="sock vote" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-792" /></a><center><i>Political animal: Addy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDon\'t miss our other top election exclusives: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/snp-faces-election-humiliation/">SNP faces poll oblivion</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ukip-football-team-relegated/" target="_blank">UKIPT football team relegated</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'We sock it to the Green Party', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '787-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-07 09:33:22', '2015-05-07 09:33:22', '', 787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/787-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (801, 1, '2015-05-07 09:33:41', '2015-05-07 09:33:41', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today uses the most scientific forecasting yet to reveal that the Green Party will secure a landslide victory in today\'s General Election.\r\n\r\nWe carefully put five socks on the floor, each coloured to represent one of the main parties in England, then let the office dog loose to select the winner of today\'s crucial vote.\r\n\r\nThere was high tension as the process began, with each sock being laid out in a sequence decided by a secret sock draw to ensure fair play.\r\n\r\nFrom left to right it was: yellow of the Liberal Democrats, blue for Conservatives, purple for UKIP, green for the Greens, and red for Labour.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg" alt="Sock election poll" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-788" /></a><center><i>Good yarn: the Suffolk Gazette political socks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce independent auditors were satisfied all had been placed fairly, our political animal, Addy the chocolate labrador (short for Adnams), was invited into the room to make her selection.\r\n\r\nAnd first it looked like she was going to annoint Ed Miliband\'s Labour Party as the new Government.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette election sock" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-790" /></a><center><i>Is it Labour?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut then a last-second swing to the Greens meant an emphatic victory for Natalie Bennett\'s Green Party.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg" alt="voting green" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-789" /></a><center><i>Eat your greens: Addy selects the winning sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sock decision will come as a shock as the nation goes to the polls today, as up to now no-one gave the Greens a chance.\r\n\r\nA Green spokesman said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for being the first to predict our victory."\r\n\r\nHowever, opposition parties claimed dirty tricks.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Conservatives said: "Everyone knows dogs are colour blind. They don\'t even recognise the colour green, but instead see a grey-to-blue spectrum.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear, therefore, that your dog represents hard-working families and thought it was selecting the Conservative Party."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said our sock poll was "pants".\r\n\r\nAddy was not available for comment, having run off into the kitchen with the green sock, refusing to give it back.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg" alt="dog sock" width="250" height="188" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-791" /></a><center><i>Escape: Addy with sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg" alt="sock vote" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-792" /></a><center><i>Political animal: Addy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDon\'t miss our other top election exclusives: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/snp-faces-election-humiliation/">SNP faces poll oblivion</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ukip-football-team-relegated/" target="_blank">UKIPT football team relegated</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'We sock it to the Green Party', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '787-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-07 09:33:41', '2015-05-07 09:33:41', '', 787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/787-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (802, 1, '2015-05-11 12:31:37', '2015-05-11 12:31:37', 'Residents demanded to know the truth last night after it was revealed that hay fever has very little to do with hay.\r\n\r\nAs Suffolk sniffed and sneezed, experts also admitted that the condition was not actually a fever.\r\n\r\nDespite the confusion, everyone agreed that when the temperatures rise, as they are doing this week, then people start feeling under the weather.\r\n\r\nDr Daley Sneezum, who has been studying hay fever for many years, told the Suffolk Gazette: "Hay fever has very little to do with hay. Yes, hay could contribute, but in the modern world anything pollen related can irritate us.\r\n\r\n"The main culprits are grass (before it turns into hay), trees and certain weeds. Further, patients do not develop a fever as the name suggests. Instead, they may get itchy eyes, sneezing, runny noses and irritated throats."\r\n\r\nThose afflicted said the name of the condition should now be changed to better describe how they feel.\r\n\r\nAgnes Harrison, 83, of Hasketon, Suffolk, said: "Hay fever is not to be sniffed at. But we should call it something that better reflects what it is - an irritation.\r\n\r\n"So I suggest \'Angry Labour Voters\', because they have become the most irritating thing in the world."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:268px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:133.519553% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/HM3420-001?et=5X2hsbgMRWpW9czTRIGADQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=exfYg63Rk_6VKcjKA_wt_wuoXngV7WqDWZSd0au9f5E=" width="268" height="358" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/HM3420-001" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Man sufferes from Angry Labour Voters</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Fury as hay fever found to have nothing to do with hay', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'fury-as-hay-fever-found-to-have-nothing-to-do-with-hay', '', '', '2015-07-08 09:02:13', '2015-07-08 09:02:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=802', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (805, 1, '2015-05-11 12:31:37', '2015-05-11 12:31:37', 'Residents demanded to know the truth last night after it was revealed that hay fever has very little to do with hay.\r\n\r\nAs Suffolk sniffed and sneezed, experts also admitted that the condition was not actually a fever.\r\n\r\nDespite the confusion, everyone agreed that when the temperatures rise, as they are doing this week, then people start feeling under the weather.\r\n\r\nDr Daley Sneezum, who has been studying hay fever for many years, told the Suffolk Gazette: "Hay fever has very little to do with hay. Yes, hay could contribute, but in the modern world anything pollen related can irritate us.\r\n\r\n"The main culprits are grass (before it turns into hay), trees and certain weeds. Further, patients do not develop a fever as the name suggests. Instead, they may get itchy eyes, sneezing, runny noses and irritated throats."\r\n\r\nThose afflicted said the name of the condition should now be changed to better describe how they feel.\r\n\r\nAgnes Harrison, 83, of Hasketon, Suffolk, said: "Hay fever is not to be sniffed at. But we should call it something that better reflects what it is - an irritation.\r\n\r\n"So I suggest \'Angry Labour Voters\', because they have become the most irritating thing in the world."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:268px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:133.519553% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/HM3420-001?et=5X2hsbgMRWpW9czTRIGADQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=exfYg63Rk_6VKcjKA_wt_wuoXngV7WqDWZSd0au9f5E=" width="268" height="358" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/HM3420-001" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Man sufferes from Angry Labour Voters</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Fury as hay fever found to have nothing to do with hay', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '802-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-11 12:31:37', '2015-05-11 12:31:37', '', 802, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/802-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (806, 1, '2015-05-12 08:55:21', '2015-05-12 08:55:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/canal-barge-e1431420771847.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/canal-barge-e1431420771847.jpg" alt="Canal" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-807" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jon Sergeant\r\n\r\nA new canal, Britain\'s first for more than 100 years, will link Felixstowe to the Midlands to solve Suffolk\'s crippling road congestion.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe waterway, to be called the Suffolk Floater, will run special barges adapted to take containers traditionally used on heavy goods vehicles.\r\n\r\nIt will wipe out the need for most of the lorries clogging up the A12 to London and the A14 towards the Midlands - and it will slash the number of freight trains that impede commuter services to the capital every day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe canal will cost a billion pounds, but by using zero hours contracts and migrant workers, ministers expect to come in under budget. They also believe that cash benefits from waterways leisure tourism will help recoup most of the cost in the future.\r\n\r\nHuge environmental benefits have further persuaded the Government that the canal is the way forward.\r\n\r\nThe canal will start at Felixstowe Port and head alongside the A14 towards Ipswich, then out past Stowmarket, Bury and Newmarket to Cambridge.\r\n\r\nFrom there is heads to Northampton, where it will connect to the existing UK canal network, enabling the barges to head north, continue to the West Midlands, across to London or the South West.\r\n\r\nSpecial terminals built along the route will allow lorries to take containers off the barges to allow an onward journey to destinations away from the canal system.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that the transport industry was concerned about the time it would take for a container to travel along the canal at 4mph.\r\n\r\nBut once shown the cost benefits, and upon being told the British Waterways Authority would raise the speed limit to 6mph, they have signed up to the plan.\r\n\r\nThe canal will be completed in just three years since there will be no need for locks to be built in the flat landscape.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA government insider said: "The solution to Suffolk\'s transports woes is a simple yet radical one. We\'ll turn the clock back more than 100 years and use the water like the Victorians did, embracing a cheaper and more environmentally-friendly mode of transport.\r\n\r\n"This will free up the region\'s clogged roads, and leave railway lines for passenger rather than freight.\r\n\r\n"And in doing so we\'ll create hundreds of construction jobs - then enjoy a growth in leisure businesses along the whole stretch from Felixstowe to Northampton."\r\n\r\nA study of the proposed route shows some houses will need to be raised on stilts to allow the canal to run underneath.\r\n\r\nOne of those likely to affected is Bert Weedon of Bramford, near Ipswich. He said: "I don\'t mind. Having a canal running underneath the house will be a big selling point.\r\n\r\n"Plus with stilts we\'ll have brilliant views from the living room."\r\n\r\nThe news is the second big transport boost for Suffolk in weeks, after the Suffolk Gazette revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/new-tube-line-ipswich/">new tube line was being built from London to Ipswich</a>. It could also mean the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/20mph-limit-for-entire-a12/" target="_blank">proposed 20mph speed limit on the A12</a> could be axed.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'New Felixstowe-Midlands canal will ease road congestion', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-floater-canal', '', '', '2018-02-02 08:48:30', '2018-02-02 08:48:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=806', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (808, 1, '2015-05-12 08:55:08', '2015-05-12 08:55:08', '<br>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jon Sergeant</b>\r\n\r\nA new canal, Britain\'s first for more than 100 years, will link Felixstowe to the Midlands to solve Suffolk\'s crippling transport problems.\r\n\r\nThe waterway, to be called the Suffolk Floater, will run special barges adapted to take containers traditionally used on heavy goods vehicles.\r\n\r\nIt will wipe out the need for most of the lorries clogging up the A12 to London and the A14 towards the Midlands - and it will slash the number of freight trains that impede commuter services to the capital every day.\r\n\r\nThe new Conservative cabinet, which met for the first time yesterday since last week\'s election victory, will include  the radical project in the Queen\'s Speech later this month.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.469428% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175448842?et=103_dAvKRCd4RA9DMR0bEQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=plR2yZ5bddhdRDO8tcEV9-7ixnkY3prhpVAWmL8zga0=" width="380" height="252" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175448842" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>How the new canal will look</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe canal will cost a billion pounds, but by using zero hours contracts and migrant workers, ministers expect to come in under budget. They also believe that cash benefits from waterways leisure tourism will help recoup most of the cost in the future.\r\n\r\nHuge environmental benefits have further persuaded the Government that the canal is the way forward.\r\n\r\nThe canal will start at Felixstowe Port and head alongside the A14 towards Ipswich, then out past Stowmarket, Bury and Newmarket to Cambridge.\r\n\r\nFrom there is heads to Northampton, where it will connect to the existing UK canal network, enabling the barges to head north, continue to the West Midlands, across to London or the South West.\r\n\r\nSpecial terminals built along the route will allow lorries to take containers off the barges to allow an onward journey to destinations away from the canal system.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that the transport industry was concerned about the time it would take for a container to travel along the canal at 4mph.\r\n\r\nBut once shown the cost benefits, and upon being told the British Waterways Authority would raise the speed limit to 6mph, they have signed up to the plan.\r\n\r\nThe canal will be completed in just three years since there will be no need for locks to be built in the flat landscape.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:229px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.694323% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107879946?et=YMOXQh-ASQdpg7-B_nFyRA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=soBkvvb7h8G--OAaqIGR99JsIriL0iin_ncZgip8zWQ=" width="229" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107879946" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Lorries will be redundant</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/57485478?et=u7MjUl88S4p7bFXsDmR4Qg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ncmKfsGZshqqG2YCcwVdMrnQoEeZn5lZaIaRVbh7H_s=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/57485478" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>So will freight trains</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA government insider said: "The solution to Suffolk\'s transports woes is a simple yet radical one. We\'ll turn the clock back more than 100 years and use the water like the Victorians did, embracing a cheaper and more environmentally-friendly mode of transport.\r\n\r\n"This will free up the region\'s clogged roads, and leave railway lines for passenger rather than freight.\r\n\r\n"And in doing so we\'ll create hundreds of construction jobs - then enjoy a growth in leisure businesses along the whole stretch from Felixstowe to Northampton."\r\n\r\nA study of the proposed route shows some houses will need to be raised on stilts to allow the canal to run underneath.\r\n\r\nOne of those likely to affected is Bert Weedon of Bramford, near Ipswich. He said: "I don\'t mind. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (809, 1, '2015-05-12 08:56:08', '2015-05-12 08:56:08', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jon Sergeant</b>\r\n\r\nA new canal, Britain\'s first for more than 100 years, will link Felixstowe to the Midlands to solve Suffolk\'s crippling transport problems.\r\n\r\nThe waterway, to be called the Suffolk Floater, will run special barges adapted to take containers traditionally used on heavy goods vehicles.\r\n\r\nIt will wipe out the need for most of the lorries clogging up the A12 to London and the A14 towards the Midlands - and it will slash the number of freight trains that impede commuter services to the capital every day.\r\n\r\nThe new Conservative cabinet, which met for the first time yesterday since last week\'s election victory, will include  the radical project in the Queen\'s Speech later this month.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.469428% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175448842?et=103_dAvKRCd4RA9DMR0bEQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=plR2yZ5bddhdRDO8tcEV9-7ixnkY3prhpVAWmL8zga0=" width="380" height="252" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175448842" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>How the new canal will look</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe canal will cost a billion pounds, but by using zero hours contracts and migrant workers, ministers expect to come in under budget. They also believe that cash benefits from waterways leisure tourism will help recoup most of the cost in the future.\r\n\r\nHuge environmental benefits have further persuaded the Government that the canal is the way forward.\r\n\r\nThe canal will start at Felixstowe Port and head alongside the A14 towards Ipswich, then out past Stowmarket, Bury and Newmarket to Cambridge.\r\n\r\nFrom there is heads to Northampton, where it will connect to the existing UK canal network, enabling the barges to head north, continue to the West Midlands, across to London or the South West.\r\n\r\nSpecial terminals built along the route will allow lorries to take containers off the barges to allow an onward journey to destinations away from the canal system.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that the transport industry was concerned about the time it would take for a container to travel along the canal at 4mph.\r\n\r\nBut once shown the cost benefits, and upon being told the British Waterways Authority would raise the speed limit to 6mph, they have signed up to the plan.\r\n\r\nThe canal will be completed in just three years since there will be no need for locks to be built in the flat landscape.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:229px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.694323% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107879946?et=YMOXQh-ASQdpg7-B_nFyRA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=soBkvvb7h8G--OAaqIGR99JsIriL0iin_ncZgip8zWQ=" width="229" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107879946" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Lorries will be redundant</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/57485478?et=u7MjUl88S4p7bFXsDmR4Qg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ncmKfsGZshqqG2YCcwVdMrnQoEeZn5lZaIaRVbh7H_s=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/57485478" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>So will freight trains</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA government insider said: "The solution to Suffolk\'s transports woes is a simple yet radical one. We\'ll turn the clock back more than 100 years and use the water like the Victorians did, embracing a cheaper and more environmentally-friendly mode of transport.\r\n\r\n"This will free up the region\'s clogged roads, and leave railway lines for passenger rather than freight.\r\n\r\n"And in doing so we\'ll create hundreds of construction jobs - then enjoy a growth in leisure businesses along the whole stretch from Felixstowe to Northampton."\r\n\r\nA study of the proposed route shows some houses will need to be raised on stilts to allow the canal to run underneath.\r\n\r\nOne of those likely to affected is Bert Weedon of Bramford, near Ipswich. He said: "I don\'t mind. Having a canal running underneath the house will be a big selling point.\r\n\r\n"Plus with stilts we\'ll have brilliant views from the living room."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'New Suffolk Floater canal to ease congestion', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '806-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-12 08:56:08', '2015-05-12 08:56:08', '', 806, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/806-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (810, 1, '2018-02-02 08:46:42', '2018-02-02 08:46:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/canal-barge-e1431420771847.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/canal-barge-e1431420771847.jpg" alt="Canal" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-807" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Jon Sergeant\n\nA new canal, Britain\'s first for more than 100 years, will link Felixstowe to the Midlands to solve Suffolk\'s crippling road congestion.</strong>\n\nThe waterway, to be called the Suffolk Floater, will run special barges adapted to take containers traditionally used on heavy goods vehicles.\n\nIt will wipe out the need for most of the lorries clogging up the A12 to London and the A14 towards the Midlands - and it will slash the number of freight trains that impede commuter services to the capital every day.\n\n\n\nThe canal will cost a billion pounds, but by using zero hours contracts and migrant workers, ministers expect to come in under budget. They also believe that cash benefits from waterways leisure tourism will help recoup most of the cost in the future.\n\nHuge environmental benefits have further persuaded the Government that the canal is the way forward.\n\nThe canal will start at Felixstowe Port and head alongside the A14 towards Ipswich, then out past Stowmarket, Bury and Newmarket to Cambridge.\n\nFrom there is heads to Northampton, where it will connect to the existing UK canal network, enabling the barges to head north, continue to the West Midlands, across to London or the South West.\n\nSpecial terminals built along the route will allow lorries to take containers off the barges to allow an onward journey to destinations away from the canal system.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that the transport industry was concerned about the time it would take for a container to travel along the canal at 4mph.\n\nBut once shown the cost benefits, and upon being told the British Waterways Authority would raise the speed limit to 6mph, they have signed up to the plan.\n\nThe canal will be completed in just three years since there will be no need for locks to be built in the flat landscape.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA government insider said: "The solution to Suffolk\'s transports woes is a simple yet radical one. We\'ll turn the clock back more than 100 years and use the water like the Victorians did, embracing a cheaper and more environmentally-friendly mode of transport.\n\n"This will free up the region\'s clogged roads, and leave railway lines for passenger rather than freight.\n\n"And in doing so we\'ll create hundreds of construction jobs - then enjoy a growth in leisure businesses along the whole stretch from Felixstowe to Northampton."\n\nA study of the proposed route shows some houses will need to be raised on stilts to allow the canal to run underneath.\n\nOne of those likely to affected is Bert Weedon of Bramford, near Ipswich. He said: "I don\'t mind. Having a canal running underneath the house will be a big selling point.\n\n"Plus with stilts we\'ll have brilliant views from the living room."\n\nThe news is the second big transport boost for Suffolk in weeks, after the Suffolk Gazette revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/new-tube-line-ipswich/">new tube line was being built from London to Ipswich</a>. It could also mean the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/20mph-limit-for-entire-a12/" target="_blank">proposed 20mph speed limit on the A12</a> could be axed.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'New Suffolk Floater canal to ease congestion', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '806-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-02 08:46:42', '2018-02-02 08:46:42', '', 806, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/806-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (811, 1, '2015-05-12 09:20:33', '2015-05-12 09:20:33', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jon Sergeant</b>\r\n\r\nA new canal, Britain\'s first for more than 100 years, will link Felixstowe to the Midlands to solve Suffolk\'s crippling transport problems.\r\n\r\nThe waterway, to be called the Suffolk Floater, will run special barges adapted to take containers traditionally used on heavy goods vehicles.\r\n\r\nIt will wipe out the need for most of the lorries clogging up the A12 to London and the A14 towards the Midlands - and it will slash the number of freight trains that impede commuter services to the capital every day.\r\n\r\nThe new Conservative cabinet, which met for the first time yesterday since last week\'s election victory, will include  the radical project in the Queen\'s Speech later this month.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.469428% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175448842?et=103_dAvKRCd4RA9DMR0bEQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=plR2yZ5bddhdRDO8tcEV9-7ixnkY3prhpVAWmL8zga0=" width="380" height="252" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175448842" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>How the new canal will look</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe canal will cost a billion pounds, but by using zero hours contracts and migrant workers, ministers expect to come in under budget. They also believe that cash benefits from waterways leisure tourism will help recoup most of the cost in the future.\r\n\r\nHuge environmental benefits have further persuaded the Government that the canal is the way forward.\r\n\r\nThe canal will start at Felixstowe Port and head alongside the A14 towards Ipswich, then out past Stowmarket, Bury and Newmarket to Cambridge.\r\n\r\nFrom there is heads to Northampton, where it will connect to the existing UK canal network, enabling the barges to head north, continue to the West Midlands, across to London or the South West.\r\n\r\nSpecial terminals built along the route will allow lorries to take containers off the barges to allow an onward journey to destinations away from the canal system.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that the transport industry was concerned about the time it would take for a container to travel along the canal at 4mph.\r\n\r\nBut once shown the cost benefits, and upon being told the British Waterways Authority would raise the speed limit to 6mph, they have signed up to the plan.\r\n\r\nThe canal will be completed in just three years since there will be no need for locks to be built in the flat landscape.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:229px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:129.694323% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107879946?et=YMOXQh-ASQdpg7-B_nFyRA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=soBkvvb7h8G--OAaqIGR99JsIriL0iin_ncZgip8zWQ=" width="229" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107879946" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Lorries will be redundant</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/57485478?et=u7MjUl88S4p7bFXsDmR4Qg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ncmKfsGZshqqG2YCcwVdMrnQoEeZn5lZaIaRVbh7H_s=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/57485478" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>So will freight trains</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA government insider said: "The solution to Suffolk\'s transports woes is a simple yet radical one. We\'ll turn the clock back more than 100 years and use the water like the Victorians did, embracing a cheaper and more environmentally-friendly mode of transport.\r\n\r\n"This will free up the region\'s clogged roads, and leave railway lines for passenger rather than freight.\r\n\r\n"And in doing so we\'ll create hundreds of construction jobs - then enjoy a growth in leisure businesses along the whole stretch from Felixstowe to Northampton."\r\n\r\nA study of the proposed route shows some houses will need to be raised on stilts to allow the canal to run underneath.\r\n\r\nOne of those likely to affected is Bert Weedon of Bramford, near Ipswich. He said: "I don\'t mind. Having a canal running underneath the house will be a big selling point.\r\n\r\n"Plus with stilts we\'ll have brilliant views from the living room."\r\n\r\nThe news is the second big transport boost for Suffolk in weeks, after the Suffolk Gazette revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/new-tube-line-ipswich/">new tube line was being built from London to Ipswich</a>. It could also mean the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/20mph-limit-for-entire-a12/" target="_blank">proposed 20mph speed limit on the A12</a> could be axed.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'New Suffolk Floater canal to ease congestion', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '806-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-12 09:20:33', '2015-05-12 09:20:33', '', 806, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/806-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (813, 1, '2017-06-16 09:30:26', '2017-06-16 09:30:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg" alt="Police tank" width="1000" height="584" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6820" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have taken delivery of two fearsome battle tanks to help keep the working classes away from the county\'s elite holiday resorts.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Challenger 2 tanks will be stationed on the approaches to Aldeburgh and Southwold from this weekend, ensuring only the "right sort" of visitors get through to enjoy the towns.\r\n\r\nEach tank is equipped with a 120-millimetre main gun capable of firing high explosive and armour-piercing shells, while gunners can also make use of a chain gun and machine gun on board.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSenior officers hope the vehicles, which each have 4,200 rounds available, will deter inquisitive poor people from travelling to the jewels on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nA spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "In recent years there have been issues with an unruly working class element visiting Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n"They do not speak with the correct accent, don\'t read the right newspaper - and some don\'t even like opera.\r\n\r\n"Clearly the locals, and those with loads of money, would rather keep them away, and so we need to take appropriate action to make sure they don\'t get through."\r\n\r\n<h2>Tanks</h2>\r\n\r\nPolice have been training two of their patrol car drivers to operate the tanks, which are on loan from the British Army for six months until the holiday season is over.\r\n\r\nThey have been on exercise in Tunstall Forest, with only a couple of minor mishaps involving a bird-watching hide and three hikers.\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman explained: "There were one or two teething problems while our drivers got used to the controls. One of the tanks took a wrong turn and ploughed straight into a bird-watching hide in the forest, while another hit three hikers when the driver forgot where the brake was.\r\n\r\n"However, nobody was seriously hurt and the drivers have now got the hang of everything."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said the tanks would be taking up positions from next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut last night there was a furious reaction when the Suffolk Gazette broke the news to some residents. Cynthia Jones, who lives in Alderton, said: "I like to visit Aldeburgh, but although I am quite wealthy, I drive an older car. Will this tank just turn its gun on me, assuming I am a poor person?\r\n\r\n"There will be a terrible accident within hours, and it will ruin Suffolk\'s tourist industry."\r\n\r\nOthers warned Suffolk Police could end up with egg on their faces, just as they did when their <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Apache gunship helicopter accidentally blew up a vicarage</a> in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police tanks save posh resorts from commoners', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'police-tanks-resorts', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:54:08', '2017-06-21 10:54:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=813', 0, 'post', '', 17); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (816, 1, '2015-05-13 12:35:00', '2015-05-13 12:35:00', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have taken delivery of two fearsome battle tanks to help keep the riff-raff away from the county\'s elite holiday resorts.\r\n\r\nThe Challenger 2 tanks will be stationed on the approaches to Aldeburgh and Southwold, ensuring only the "right sort" of visitors get through to enjoy the towns this summer season.\r\n\r\nEach tank is equipped with a 120-millimetre main gun capable of firing high explosive and armour-piercing shells, while gunners can also make use of a chain gun and machine gun on board.\r\n\r\nSenior officers hope the vehicles will deter inquisitive poor people from travelling to the jewells on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nA spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "In recent years there have been issues with an unruly working class element visiting Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n"They take their tops off on the beach, eat with their knives and forks in the wrong hands, and often don\'t even like opera.\r\n\r\n"Clearly the locals, and those with loads of money, would rather keep them away, and so we need to take appropriate action to make sure there is no trouble."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.417508% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/1895878?et=9-sd_jvuT8xiiGPqRaZ2Yw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r3jqK6heKnC0jKDb85lCfBLzrMFQ7LnXenDAu2S8kV8=" width="445" height="260" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/1895878" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>One of the Suffolk Police tanks on exercise in Tunstall Forest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice have been training two of their patrol car drivers to operate the tanks, which are on loan from the British Army for six months until the holiday season is over.\r\n\r\nThey have been on exercise in Tunstall Forest, with only a couple of minor mishaps involving a bird-watching hide and three hikers.\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman explained: "There were one or two teething problems while our drivers got used to the controls. One of the tanks ploughed straight into a bird-watching hide in the forest, while another hit three hikers.\r\n\r\n"However, nobody was seriously hurt and the drivers have now got the hang of everything."\r\n\r\nHe said the tanks would be taking up positions from next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut last night there was a furious reaction when the Suffolk Gazette broke the news to some residents. Cynthia Jones, who lives in Alderton, said: "I like to visit Aldeburgh, but although I am quite wealthy, I drive an older car. Will this tank just turn its gun on me, assuming I am a poor person?\r\n\r\n"There will be a terrible accident within hours, and it will ruin Suffolk\'s tourist industry."\r\n\r\nOthers warned Suffolk Police could end up with egg on their faces, just as they did when their <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Apache gunship helicopter accidentally blew up a vicarage</a> in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'New tanks for Suffolk Police', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '813-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-13 12:35:00', '2015-05-13 12:35:00', '', 813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (817, 1, '2015-05-13 12:40:31', '2015-05-13 12:40:31', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have taken delivery of two fearsome battle tanks to help keep the riff-raff away from the county\'s elite holiday resorts.\r\n\r\nThe Challenger 2 tanks will be stationed on the approaches to Aldeburgh and Southwold, ensuring only the "right sort" of visitors get through to enjoy the towns this summer season.\r\n\r\nEach tank is equipped with a 120-millimetre main gun capable of firing high explosive and armour-piercing shells, while gunners can also make use of a chain gun and machine gun on board.\r\n\r\nSenior officers hope the vehicles, which will each have 4,200 rounds on board, will deter inquisitive poor people from travelling to the jewells on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nA spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "In recent years there have been issues with an unruly working class element visiting Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n"They take their tops off on the beach, eat with their knives and forks in the wrong hands, and often don\'t even like opera.\r\n\r\n"Clearly the locals, and those with loads of money, would rather keep them away, and so we need to take appropriate action to make sure there is no trouble."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.417508% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/1895878?et=9-sd_jvuT8xiiGPqRaZ2Yw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r3jqK6heKnC0jKDb85lCfBLzrMFQ7LnXenDAu2S8kV8=" width="445" height="260" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/1895878" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>One of the Suffolk Police tanks on exercise in Tunstall Forest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice have been training two of their patrol car drivers to operate the tanks, which are on loan from the British Army for six months until the holiday season is over.\r\n\r\nThey have been on exercise in Tunstall Forest, with only a couple of minor mishaps involving a bird-watching hide and three hikers.\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman explained: "There were one or two teething problems while our drivers got used to the controls. One of the tanks ploughed straight into a bird-watching hide in the forest, while another hit three hikers.\r\n\r\n"However, nobody was seriously hurt and the drivers have now got the hang of everything."\r\n\r\nHe said the tanks would be taking up positions from next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut last night there was a furious reaction when the Suffolk Gazette broke the news to some residents. Cynthia Jones, who lives in Alderton, said: "I like to visit Aldeburgh, but although I am quite wealthy, I drive an older car. Will this tank just turn its gun on me, assuming I am a poor person?\r\n\r\n"There will be a terrible accident within hours, and it will ruin Suffolk\'s tourist industry."\r\n\r\nOthers warned Suffolk Police could end up with egg on their faces, just as they did when their <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Apache gunship helicopter accidentally blew up a vicarage</a> in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Police use tanks to protect posh resorts', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '813-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-13 12:40:31', '2015-05-13 12:40:31', '', 813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (818, 1, '2015-05-13 12:43:32', '2015-05-13 12:43:32', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have taken delivery of two fearsome battle tanks to help keep the riff-raff away from the county\'s elite holiday resorts.\r\n\r\nThe Challenger 2 tanks will be stationed on the approaches to Aldeburgh and Southwold, ensuring only the "right sort" of visitors get through to enjoy the towns this summer season.\r\n\r\nEach tank is equipped with a 120-millimetre main gun capable of firing high explosive and armour-piercing shells, while gunners can also make use of a chain gun and machine gun on board.\r\n\r\nSenior officers hope the vehicles, which will each have 4,200 rounds on board, will deter inquisitive poor people from travelling to the jewells on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nA spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "In recent years there have been issues with an unruly working class element visiting Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n"They take their tops off on the beach, eat with their knives and forks in the wrong hands, and often don\'t even like opera.\r\n\r\n"Clearly the locals, and those with loads of money, would rather keep them away, and so we need to take appropriate action to make sure there is no trouble."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.417508% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/1895878?et=9-sd_jvuT8xiiGPqRaZ2Yw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r3jqK6heKnC0jKDb85lCfBLzrMFQ7LnXenDAu2S8kV8=" width="445" height="260" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/1895878" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>One of the Suffolk Police tanks on exercise in Tunstall Forest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice have been training two of their patrol car drivers to operate the tanks, which are on loan from the British Army for six months until the holiday season is over.\r\n\r\nThey have been on exercise in Tunstall Forest, with only a couple of minor mishaps involving a bird-watching hide and three hikers.\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman explained: "There were one or two teething problems while our drivers got used to the controls. One of the tanks ploughed straight into a bird-watching hide in the forest, while another hit three hikers.\r\n\r\n"However, nobody was seriously hurt and the drivers have now got the hang of everything."\r\n\r\nHe said the tanks would be taking up positions from next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut last night there was a furious reaction when the Suffolk Gazette broke the news to some residents. Cynthia Jones, who lives in Alderton, said: "I like to visit Aldeburgh, but although I am quite wealthy, I drive an older car. Will this tank just turn its gun on me, assuming I am a poor person?\r\n\r\n"There will be a terrible accident within hours, and it will ruin Suffolk\'s tourist industry."\r\n\r\nOthers warned Suffolk Police could end up with egg on their faces, just as they did when their <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Apache gunship helicopter accidentally blew up a vicarage</a> in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Police tanks to protect posh resorts', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '813-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-13 12:43:32', '2015-05-13 12:43:32', '', 813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (819, 1, '2015-05-13 12:49:26', '2015-05-13 12:49:26', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have taken delivery of two fearsome battle tanks to help keep the working classes away from the county\'s elite holiday resorts.\r\n\r\nThe Challenger 2 tanks will be stationed on the approaches to Aldeburgh and Southwold, ensuring only the "right sort" of visitors get through to enjoy the towns this summer season.\r\n\r\nEach tank is equipped with a 120-millimetre main gun capable of firing high explosive and armour-piercing shells, while gunners can also make use of a chain gun and machine gun on board.\r\n\r\nSenior officers hope the vehicles, which will each have 4,200 rounds on board, will deter inquisitive poor people from travelling to the jewells on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nA spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "In recent years there have been issues with an unruly working class element visiting Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n"They do not speak with the correct accent, don\'t read the right newspaper - and some don\'t even like opera.\r\n\r\n"Clearly the locals, and those with loads of money, would rather keep them away, and so we need to take appropriate action to make sure they don\'t get through."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.417508% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/1895878?et=9-sd_jvuT8xiiGPqRaZ2Yw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r3jqK6heKnC0jKDb85lCfBLzrMFQ7LnXenDAu2S8kV8=" width="445" height="260" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/1895878" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>One of the Suffolk Police tanks on exercise in Tunstall Forest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice have been training two of their patrol car drivers to operate the tanks, which are on loan from the British Army for six months until the holiday season is over.\r\n\r\nThey have been on exercise in Tunstall Forest, with only a couple of minor mishaps involving a bird-watching hide and three hikers.\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman explained: "There were one or two teething problems while our drivers got used to the controls. One of the tanks took a wrong turn and ploughed straight into a bird-watching hide in the forest, while another hit three hikers when the driver forgot where the brake was.\r\n\r\n"However, nobody was seriously hurt and the drivers have now got the hang of everything."\r\n\r\nHe said the tanks would be taking up positions from next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut last night there was a furious reaction when the Suffolk Gazette broke the news to some residents. Cynthia Jones, who lives in Alderton, said: "I like to visit Aldeburgh, but although I am quite wealthy, I drive an older car. Will this tank just turn its gun on me, assuming I am a poor person?\r\n\r\n"There will be a terrible accident within hours, and it will ruin Suffolk\'s tourist industry."\r\n\r\nOthers warned Suffolk Police could end up with egg on their faces, just as they did when their <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Apache gunship helicopter accidentally blew up a vicarage</a> in Needham Market.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Police tanks save posh resorts from commoners', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '813-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-13 12:49:26', '2015-05-13 12:49:26', '', 813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (820, 1, '2017-06-16 09:40:25', '2017-06-16 09:40:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenger-tank-1.jpg" alt="Police tank" width="1000" height="584" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6820" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nSuffolk Police have taken delivery of two fearsome battle tanks to help keep the working classes away from the county\'s elite holiday resorts.</strong>\n\nThe Challenger 2 tanks will be stationed on the approaches to Aldeburgh and Southwold, ensuring only the "right sort" of visitors get through to enjoy the towns this summer season.\n\nEach tank is equipped with a 120-millimetre main gun capable of firing high explosive and armour-piercing shells, while gunners can also make use of a chain gun and machine gun on board.\n\n\n\nSenior officers hope the vehicles, which will each have 4,200 rounds available, will deter inquisitive poor people from travelling to the jewells on the Suffolk coast.\n\nA spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "In recent years there have been issues with an unruly working class element visiting Aldeburgh and Southwold.\n\n"They do not speak with the correct accent, don\'t read the right newspaper - and some don\'t even like opera.\n\n"Clearly the locals, and those with loads of money, would rather keep them away, and so we need to take appropriate action to make sure they don\'t get through."\n\n<h2>Tanks</h2>\n\nPolice have been training two of their patrol car drivers to operate the tanks, which are on loan from the British Army for six months until the holiday season is over.\n\nThey have been on exercise in Tunstall Forest, with only a couple of minor mishaps involving a bird-watching hide and three hikers.\n\nThe police spokesman explained: "There were one or two teething problems while our drivers got used to the controls. One of the tanks took a wrong turn and ploughed straight into a bird-watching hide in the forest, while another hit three hikers when the driver forgot where the brake was.\n\n"However, nobody was seriously hurt and the drivers have now got the hang of everything."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHe said the tanks would be taking up positions from next Monday.\n\nBut last night there was a furious reaction when the Suffolk Gazette broke the news to some residents. Cynthia Jones, who lives in Alderton, said: "I like to visit Aldeburgh, but although I am quite wealthy, I drive an older car. Will this tank just turn its gun on me, assuming I am a poor person?\n\n"There will be a terrible accident within hours, and it will ruin Suffolk\'s tourist industry."\n\nOthers warned Suffolk Police could end up with egg on their faces, just as they did when their <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Apache gunship helicopter accidentally blew up a vicarage</a> in Needham Market.\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Police tanks save posh resorts from commoners', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '813-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-16 09:40:25', '2017-06-16 09:40:25', '', 813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/813-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (821, 1, '2015-05-13 12:51:31', '2015-05-13 12:51:31', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have taken delivery of two fearsome battle tanks to help keep the working classes away from the county\'s elite holiday resorts.\r\n\r\nThe Challenger 2 tanks will be stationed on the approaches to Aldeburgh and Southwold, ensuring only the "right sort" of visitors get through to enjoy the towns this summer season.\r\n\r\nEach tank is equipped with a 120-millimetre main gun capable of firing high explosive and armour-piercing shells, while gunners can also make use of a chain gun and machine gun on board.\r\n\r\nSenior officers hope the vehicles, which will each have 4,200 rounds available, will deter inquisitive poor people from travelling to the jewells on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nA spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "In recent years there have been issues with an unruly working class element visiting Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n"They do not speak with the correct accent, don\'t read the right newspaper - and some don\'t even like opera.\r\n\r\n"Clearly the locals, and those with loads of money, would rather keep them away, and so we need to take appropriate action to make sure they don\'t get through."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.417508% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/1895878?et=9-sd_jvuT8xiiGPqRaZ2Yw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r3jqK6heKnC0jKDb85lCfBLzrMFQ7LnXenDAu2S8kV8=" width="445" height="260" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/1895878" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>One of the Suffolk Police tanks on exercise in Tunstall Forest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice have been training two of their patrol car drivers to operate the tanks, which are on loan from the British Army for six months until the holiday season is over.\r\n\r\nThey have been on exercise in Tunstall Forest, with only a couple of minor mishaps involving a bird-watching hide and three hikers.\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman explained: "There were one or two teething problems while our drivers got used to the controls. One of the tanks took a wrong turn and ploughed straight into a bird-watching hide in the forest, while another hit three hikers when the driver forgot where the brake was.\r\n\r\n"However, nobody was seriously hurt and the drivers have now got the hang of everything."\r\n\r\nHe said the tanks would be taking up positions from next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut last night there was a furious reaction when the Suffolk Gazette broke the news to some residents. Cynthia Jones, who lives in Alderton, said: "I like to visit Aldeburgh, but although I am quite wealthy, I drive an older car. Will this tank just turn its gun on me, assuming I am a poor person?\r\n\r\n"There will be a terrible accident within hours, and it will ruin Suffolk\'s tourist industry."\r\n\r\nOthers warned Suffolk Police could end up with egg on their faces, just as they did when their <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Apache gunship helicopter accidentally blew up a vicarage</a> in Needham Market.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Police tanks save posh resorts from commoners', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '813-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-13 12:51:31', '2015-05-13 12:51:31', '', 813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (822, 1, '2015-05-15 08:40:30', '2015-05-15 08:40:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strapp, Cricket Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nCricket legend Kevin Pietersen has been offered a career lifeline with minor counties side, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe combative batsman was furious this week when the ECB confirmed he would never play for England again, claiming there was a "trust" issue between him and the national set-up.\r\n\r\nPietersen was furious, having just smashed a career-best 355 not out to prove he was on top form and ready to play test cricket again.\r\n\r\nBut after fearing his career was now in a tailspin, Pietersen has been offered the chance to shine at Suffolk, where officials say trust is not a major issue.\r\n\r\nCounty selector Alfred Carstairs said: "The only thing we trust is that if he played for us against the likes of Bedfordshire or Norfolk, he\'d get a world-record number of runs.\r\n\r\n"There is just no way that Andrew Strauss and the rest of the ECB could ignore such performances, and he\'d be back in the England team in time for the next Ashes series later this summer."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459451037?et=IR8ocKMSQkBWQ1jEA8L85A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=EC1Tr8GDi3c0dpPwdW-4xrhJ7EzVTWVKvfY17jdOpSA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459451037" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bowled over: Pietersen is humbled by the Suffolk approach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPietersen currently plays for Surrey, a relatively unknown county side. The Suffolk Gazette understands he is interested in stepping up to the standard enjoyed in the Minor Counties League.\r\n\r\nA friend of the star said: "Kevin\'s ears pricked up when he heard Suffolk wanted him. This sort of opportunity does not come round very often. He loves that part of the world, too."\r\n\r\nHis arrival, on a suggested salary of four cheese and pickle sandwiches a week and the use of a sponsored tractor, would not come soon enough for Suffolk, who as recently as this week were bowled out for just 83 runs by high-flying Cambridgeshire.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">the Suffolk company which invented the left-handed cricket bat</a>, is said to be exploring sponsorship opportunities if Pietersen arrived in East Anglia.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Kevin Pietersen career saved by Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'kevin-pietersen-career-suffolk', '', '', '2017-06-23 09:26:32', '2017-06-23 09:26:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=822', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (824, 1, '2015-05-15 08:37:53', '2015-05-15 08:37:53', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strap\r\nCricket Editor</b>\r\n\r\nCricket legend Kevin Pietersen has been offered a career lifeline with minor counties side, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe combatitive batsman was furious this week when the ECB confirmed he would never play for England again, claiming there was a "trust" issue between him and the national set-up.\r\n\r\nPietersen was furious, having just smashed a career best 355 not out to prove he was on top form and ready to play test cricket again.\r\n\r\nBut after fearing his career was now in a tailspin, Pietersen has been offered the chance to shine at Suffolk, where officials say trust is not a major issue.\r\n\r\nCounty selector Alfred Carstairs said: "The only thing we trust is that if he played for us against the likes of Bedfordshire or Norfolk, he\'d get a record number of runs.\r\n\r\n"There is just no way that Andrew Strauss and the rest of the ECB could ignore such performances, and he\'d be back in the England team in time for the next Ashes series later this summer."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459451037?et=IR8ocKMSQkBWQ1jEA8L85A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=EC1Tr8GDi3c0dpPwdW-4xrhJ7EzVTWVKvfY17jdOpSA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459451037" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bowled over: Pietersen is humbled by the Suffolk approach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPietersen currently plays for Surrey, a relatively unknown county side. The Suffolk Gazette understands he is interested in stepping up to the standard enjoyed in the Minor Counties League.\r\n\r\nA friend of star said: "Kevin\'s ears pricked up when he heard Suffolk wanted him. This sort of opportunity does not come round very often. He loves that part of the world, too."\r\n\r\nHis arrival, on a suggested salary of four cheese and pickle sandwiches a week and the use of a sponsored tractor, would not come soon enough for Suffolk, who as recently as this week were bowled out for just 83 runs by high-flying Cambridgeshire.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">the Suffolk company which invented the left-handed cricket bat</a>, is said to be exploring sponsorship opportunities if Pietersen arrived in East Anglia.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Kevin Pietersen career saved by Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '822-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-15 08:37:53', '2015-05-15 08:37:53', '', 822, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/822-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (825, 1, '2015-05-15 08:41:37', '2015-05-15 08:41:37', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strap\r\nCricket Editor</b>\r\n\r\nCricket legend Kevin Pietersen has been offered a career lifeline with minor counties side, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe combative batsman was furious this week when the ECB confirmed he would never play for England again, claiming there was a "trust" issue between him and the national set-up.\r\n\r\nPietersen was furious, having just smashed a career best 355 not out to prove he was on top form and ready to play test cricket again.\r\n\r\nBut after fearing his career was now in a tailspin, Pietersen has been offered the chance to shine at Suffolk, where officials say trust is not a major issue.\r\n\r\nCounty selector Alfred Carstairs said: "The only thing we trust is that if he played for us against the likes of Bedfordshire or Norfolk, he\'d get a record number of runs.\r\n\r\n"There is just no way that Andrew Strauss and the rest of the ECB could ignore such performances, and he\'d be back in the England team in time for the next Ashes series later this summer."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459451037?et=IR8ocKMSQkBWQ1jEA8L85A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=EC1Tr8GDi3c0dpPwdW-4xrhJ7EzVTWVKvfY17jdOpSA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459451037" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bowled over: Pietersen is humbled by the Suffolk approach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPietersen currently plays for Surrey, a relatively unknown county side. The Suffolk Gazette understands he is interested in stepping up to the standard enjoyed in the Minor Counties League.\r\n\r\nA friend of star said: "Kevin\'s ears pricked up when he heard Suffolk wanted him. This sort of opportunity does not come round very often. He loves that part of the world, too."\r\n\r\nHis arrival, on a suggested salary of four cheese and pickle sandwiches a week and the use of a sponsored tractor, would not come soon enough for Suffolk, who as recently as this week were bowled out for just 83 runs by high-flying Cambridgeshire.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">the Suffolk company which invented the left-handed cricket bat</a>, is said to be exploring sponsorship opportunities if Pietersen arrived in East Anglia.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Kevin Pietersen career saved by Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '822-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-15 08:41:37', '2015-05-15 08:41:37', '', 822, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/822-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (826, 1, '2015-05-15 08:41:55', '2015-05-15 08:41:55', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strap\r\nCricket Editor</b>\r\n\r\nCricket legend Kevin Pietersen has been offered a career lifeline with minor counties side, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe combative batsman was furious this week when the ECB confirmed he would never play for England again, claiming there was a "trust" issue between him and the national set-up.\r\n\r\nPietersen was furious, having just smashed a career-best 355 not out to prove he was on top form and ready to play test cricket again.\r\n\r\nBut after fearing his career was now in a tailspin, Pietersen has been offered the chance to shine at Suffolk, where officials say trust is not a major issue.\r\n\r\nCounty selector Alfred Carstairs said: "The only thing we trust is that if he played for us against the likes of Bedfordshire or Norfolk, he\'d get a record number of runs.\r\n\r\n"There is just no way that Andrew Strauss and the rest of the ECB could ignore such performances, and he\'d be back in the England team in time for the next Ashes series later this summer."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459451037?et=IR8ocKMSQkBWQ1jEA8L85A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=EC1Tr8GDi3c0dpPwdW-4xrhJ7EzVTWVKvfY17jdOpSA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459451037" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bowled over: Pietersen is humbled by the Suffolk approach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPietersen currently plays for Surrey, a relatively unknown county side. The Suffolk Gazette understands he is interested in stepping up to the standard enjoyed in the Minor Counties League.\r\n\r\nA friend of star said: "Kevin\'s ears pricked up when he heard Suffolk wanted him. This sort of opportunity does not come round very often. He loves that part of the world, too."\r\n\r\nHis arrival, on a suggested salary of four cheese and pickle sandwiches a week and the use of a sponsored tractor, would not come soon enough for Suffolk, who as recently as this week were bowled out for just 83 runs by high-flying Cambridgeshire.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">the Suffolk company which invented the left-handed cricket bat</a>, is said to be exploring sponsorship opportunities if Pietersen arrived in East Anglia.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Kevin Pietersen career saved by Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '822-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-15 08:41:55', '2015-05-15 08:41:55', '', 822, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/822-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (827, 1, '2015-05-15 08:42:45', '2015-05-15 08:42:45', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strap\r\nCricket Editor</b>\r\n\r\nCricket legend Kevin Pietersen has been offered a career lifeline with minor counties side, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe combative batsman was furious this week when the ECB confirmed he would never play for England again, claiming there was a "trust" issue between him and the national set-up.\r\n\r\nPietersen was furious, having just smashed a career-best 355 not out to prove he was on top form and ready to play test cricket again.\r\n\r\nBut after fearing his career was now in a tailspin, Pietersen has been offered the chance to shine at Suffolk, where officials say trust is not a major issue.\r\n\r\nCounty selector Alfred Carstairs said: "The only thing we trust is that if he played for us against the likes of Bedfordshire or Norfolk, he\'d get a world-record number of runs.\r\n\r\n"There is just no way that Andrew Strauss and the rest of the ECB could ignore such performances, and he\'d be back in the England team in time for the next Ashes series later this summer."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459451037?et=IR8ocKMSQkBWQ1jEA8L85A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=EC1Tr8GDi3c0dpPwdW-4xrhJ7EzVTWVKvfY17jdOpSA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459451037" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bowled over: Pietersen is humbled by the Suffolk approach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPietersen currently plays for Surrey, a relatively unknown county side. The Suffolk Gazette understands he is interested in stepping up to the standard enjoyed in the Minor Counties League.\r\n\r\nA friend of star said: "Kevin\'s ears pricked up when he heard Suffolk wanted him. This sort of opportunity does not come round very often. He loves that part of the world, too."\r\n\r\nHis arrival, on a suggested salary of four cheese and pickle sandwiches a week and the use of a sponsored tractor, would not come soon enough for Suffolk, who as recently as this week were bowled out for just 83 runs by high-flying Cambridgeshire.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">the Suffolk company which invented the left-handed cricket bat</a>, is said to be exploring sponsorship opportunities if Pietersen arrived in East Anglia.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Kevin Pietersen career saved by Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '822-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-15 08:42:45', '2015-05-15 08:42:45', '', 822, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/822-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (828, 1, '2015-05-15 08:43:13', '2015-05-15 08:43:13', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jock Strap\r\nCricket Editor</b>\r\n\r\nCricket legend Kevin Pietersen has been offered a career lifeline with minor counties side, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe combative batsman was furious this week when the ECB confirmed he would never play for England again, claiming there was a "trust" issue between him and the national set-up.\r\n\r\nPietersen was furious, having just smashed a career-best 355 not out to prove he was on top form and ready to play test cricket again.\r\n\r\nBut after fearing his career was now in a tailspin, Pietersen has been offered the chance to shine at Suffolk, where officials say trust is not a major issue.\r\n\r\nCounty selector Alfred Carstairs said: "The only thing we trust is that if he played for us against the likes of Bedfordshire or Norfolk, he\'d get a world-record number of runs.\r\n\r\n"There is just no way that Andrew Strauss and the rest of the ECB could ignore such performances, and he\'d be back in the England team in time for the next Ashes series later this summer."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/459451037?et=IR8ocKMSQkBWQ1jEA8L85A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=EC1Tr8GDi3c0dpPwdW-4xrhJ7EzVTWVKvfY17jdOpSA=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/459451037" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bowled over: Pietersen is humbled by the Suffolk approach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPietersen currently plays for Surrey, a relatively unknown county side. The Suffolk Gazette understands he is interested in stepping up to the standard enjoyed in the Minor Counties League.\r\n\r\nA friend of the star said: "Kevin\'s ears pricked up when he heard Suffolk wanted him. This sort of opportunity does not come round very often. He loves that part of the world, too."\r\n\r\nHis arrival, on a suggested salary of four cheese and pickle sandwiches a week and the use of a sponsored tractor, would not come soon enough for Suffolk, who as recently as this week were bowled out for just 83 runs by high-flying Cambridgeshire.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">the Suffolk company which invented the left-handed cricket bat</a>, is said to be exploring sponsorship opportunities if Pietersen arrived in East Anglia.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Kevin Pietersen career saved by Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '822-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-15 08:43:13', '2015-05-15 08:43:13', '', 822, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/822-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (829, 1, '2015-05-19 12:42:05', '2015-05-19 12:42:05', 'A Suffolk company is to wipe out global warming in an instant with a brilliant device to stop men passing wind.\r\n\r\nMale flatulence is no longer just a complaint for sniffy wives and partners - it is a leading contributor to the greenhouse gases that crack a hole in the ozone layer.\r\n\r\nBut the novel CorkButt invention will put a stop to unwanted emissions.\r\n\r\nStowmarket firm Parp Trumps Ltd has spent years perfecting the CorkButt and is now ready to launch with substantial Government backing.\r\n\r\nIt may look just like a normal cork from a bottle, but the clever CorkButt is built to adapt to any man\'s backside. The user need only insert the device early in the morning, and he will be unable to pass wind - accidentally or on purpose.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79365678?et=uGSB5ZS2SZt_hvdc2-oH2w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=fdmbxKLPjin7J9ziIqMtOT4xfc0Iff8lZjlWHEgbDs0=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79365678" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Anywhere the wind blows: CorkButt</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts estimate that once CorkButt is used widely across the UK male population, 400 million cubic metres of noxious gas will be prevented from rising up into the atmosphere every day.\r\n\r\nAnd that figure traditionally doubles at weekends when men drink more beer and consume foods such as curry and kebabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Parp Trumps said: "The CorkButt has been years in development. Our main problem was preventing the CorkButt from being fired across the room at an alarming rate if the pressure got too much. But we tweaked the design and it now locks in place and can only be removed by hand.\r\n\r\n"Each CorkButt will cost £2.99 and will be available in all good stores from next week."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Bottom line\'</b>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Department of the Environment said the CorkButt was the best hope for halting global warming. "The bottom line is it\'s a fine invention. Sometimes the simplest things are the cleverest. We have supported its development with a multi-million grant."\r\n\r\nHe said he expected sales to soar, but if they slowed the Government was considering legislation to make them compulsory.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, women everywhere welcomed the device, because they don\'t pass wind and they are fed up with the menfolk doing so.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after another Suffolk company came up with a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/sheep-farts-global-warming/" target="_blank">device to prevent sheep and cows from emitting methane into the atmosphere</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'CorkButt stops male flatulence from causing global warming', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'corkbutt-global-warming', '', '', '2015-06-18 13:14:50', '2015-06-18 13:14:50', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=829', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (831, 1, '2015-05-19 12:36:42', '2015-05-19 12:36:42', 'A Suffolk company is to wipe out global warming in an instant with a brilliant device to stop men passing wind.\r\n\r\nMale flatulence is no longer just a complaint for sniffy wives and partners - it is a leading contributor to greenhouse gases which crack a hole in the ozone layer.\r\n\r\nBut the novel CorkButt invention will put a stop to unwanted emissions.\r\n\r\nStowmarket firm Parp Trumps Ltd has spent years perfecting the CorkButt and is now ready to launch with Government backing.\r\n\r\nIt may look just like a normal cork from a bottle, but the clever CorkButt is built to adapt to any man\'s backside. The user need only insert the device early in the morning, and he will be unable to pass wind - accidentally or on purpose.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79365678?et=uGSB5ZS2SZt_hvdc2-oH2w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=fdmbxKLPjin7J9ziIqMtOT4xfc0Iff8lZjlWHEgbDs0=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79365678" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Anywhere the wind blows: CorkButt</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts estimate that once CorkButt is used widely across the UK male population, 400 million cubic metres of noxious gas will be prevented from rising up into the atmosphere every day.\r\n\r\nAnd that figure is expected to double at weekends when men drink more beer and consume foods such as curry and kebabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Parp Trumps said: "The CorkButt has been years in development. Our main problem was preventing the CorkButt from being fired across the room at an alarming rate if the pressure got too much. But we tweaked the design and it now locks in place and can only be removed by hand.\r\n\r\n"Each CorkButt will cost £2.99 and will be available in all good stores from next week."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Department of the Environment said the CorkButt was the best hope for halting global warming. "It is a fine invention. Sometimes the simplest things are the cleverest."\r\n\r\nHe said he expected sales to soar, but if they slowed the Government was considering legislation to make them compulsory.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, woman everywhere welcomed the device, because they don\'t pass wind and they are fed up with the menfolk doing so.\r\n\r\n     \r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'CorkButt to stop men causing global warming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '829-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-19 12:36:42', '2015-05-19 12:36:42', '', 829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/829-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (832, 1, '2015-05-19 12:41:16', '2015-05-19 12:41:16', 'A Suffolk company is to wipe out global warming in an instant with a brilliant device to stop men passing wind.\r\n\r\nMale flatulence is no longer just a complaint for sniffy wives and partners - it is a leading contributor to the greenhouse gases that crack a hole in the ozone layer.\r\n\r\nBut the novel CorkButt invention will put a stop to unwanted emissions.\r\n\r\nStowmarket firm Parp Trumps Ltd has spent years perfecting the CorkButt and is now ready to launch with substantial Government backing.\r\n\r\nIt may look just like a normal cork from a bottle, but the clever CorkButt is built to adapt to any man\'s backside. The user need only insert the device early in the morning, and he will be unable to pass wind - accidentally or on purpose.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79365678?et=uGSB5ZS2SZt_hvdc2-oH2w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=fdmbxKLPjin7J9ziIqMtOT4xfc0Iff8lZjlWHEgbDs0=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79365678" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Anywhere the wind blows: CorkButt</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts estimate that once CorkButt is used widely across the UK male population, 400 million cubic metres of noxious gas will be prevented from rising up into the atmosphere every day.\r\n\r\nAnd that figure traditionally doubles at weekends when men drink more beer and consume foods such as curry and kebabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Parp Trumps said: "The CorkButt has been years in development. Our main problem was preventing the CorkButt from being fired across the room at an alarming rate if the pressure got too much. But we tweaked the design and it now locks in place and can only be removed by hand.\r\n\r\n"Each CorkButt will cost £2.99 and will be available in all good stores from next week."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Department of the Environment said the CorkButt was the best hope for halting global warming. "It is a fine invention. Sometimes the simplest things are the cleverest. We have supported its development with a multi-million grant. And that\'s really not to be sniffed at."\r\n\r\nHe said he expected sales to soar, but if they slowed the Government was considering legislation to make them compulsory.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, women everywhere welcomed the device, because they don\'t pass wind and they are fed up with the menfolk doing so.\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'CorkButt stops men causing global warming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '829-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-19 12:41:16', '2015-05-19 12:41:16', '', 829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/829-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (833, 1, '2015-05-19 12:42:05', '2015-05-19 12:42:05', 'A Suffolk company is to wipe out global warming in an instant with a brilliant device to stop men passing wind.\r\n\r\nMale flatulence is no longer just a complaint for sniffy wives and partners - it is a leading contributor to the greenhouse gases that crack a hole in the ozone layer.\r\n\r\nBut the novel CorkButt invention will put a stop to unwanted emissions.\r\n\r\nStowmarket firm Parp Trumps Ltd has spent years perfecting the CorkButt and is now ready to launch with substantial Government backing.\r\n\r\nIt may look just like a normal cork from a bottle, but the clever CorkButt is built to adapt to any man\'s backside. The user need only insert the device early in the morning, and he will be unable to pass wind - accidentally or on purpose.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79365678?et=uGSB5ZS2SZt_hvdc2-oH2w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=fdmbxKLPjin7J9ziIqMtOT4xfc0Iff8lZjlWHEgbDs0=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79365678" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Anywhere the wind blows: CorkButt</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts estimate that once CorkButt is used widely across the UK male population, 400 million cubic metres of noxious gas will be prevented from rising up into the atmosphere every day.\r\n\r\nAnd that figure traditionally doubles at weekends when men drink more beer and consume foods such as curry and kebabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Parp Trumps said: "The CorkButt has been years in development. Our main problem was preventing the CorkButt from being fired across the room at an alarming rate if the pressure got too much. But we tweaked the design and it now locks in place and can only be removed by hand.\r\n\r\n"Each CorkButt will cost £2.99 and will be available in all good stores from next week."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Department of the Environment said the CorkButt was the best hope for halting global warming. "It is a fine invention. Sometimes the simplest things are the cleverest. We have supported its development with a multi-million grant. And that\'s really not to be sniffed at."\r\n\r\nHe said he expected sales to soar, but if they slowed the Government was considering legislation to make them compulsory.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, women everywhere welcomed the device, because they don\'t pass wind and they are fed up with the menfolk doing so.\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'CorkButt stops male flatulence from causing global warming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '829-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-19 12:42:05', '2015-05-19 12:42:05', '', 829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/829-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (834, 1, '2015-05-19 12:57:37', '2015-05-19 12:57:37', 'A Suffolk company is to wipe out global warming in an instant with a brilliant device to stop men passing wind.\n\nMale flatulence is no longer just a complaint for sniffy wives and partners - it is a leading contributor to the greenhouse gases that crack a hole in the ozone layer.\n\nBut the novel CorkButt invention will put a stop to unwanted emissions.\n\nStowmarket firm Parp Trumps Ltd has spent years perfecting the CorkButt and is now ready to launch with substantial Government backing.\n\nIt may look just like a normal cork from a bottle, but the clever CorkButt is built to adapt to any man\'s backside. The user need only insert the device early in the morning, and he will be unable to pass wind - accidentally or on purpose.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79365678?et=uGSB5ZS2SZt_hvdc2-oH2w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=fdmbxKLPjin7J9ziIqMtOT4xfc0Iff8lZjlWHEgbDs0=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79365678" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Anywhere the wind blows: CorkButt</center></i><br><br>\n\nExperts estimate that once CorkButt is used widely across the UK male population, 400 million cubic metres of noxious gas will be prevented from rising up into the atmosphere every day.\n\nAnd that figure traditionally doubles at weekends when men drink more beer and consume foods such as curry and kebabs.\n\n<b>\'Bottom A spokesman for Parp Trumps said: "The CorkButt has been years in development. Our main problem was preventing the CorkButt from being fired across the room at an alarming rate if the pressure got too much. But we tweaked the design and it now locks in place and can only be removed by hand.\n\n"Each CorkButt will cost £2.99 and will be available in all good stores from next week."\n\nA spokesman for the Department of the Environment said the CorkButt was the best hope for halting global warming. "The bottom line is it\'s a fine invention. Sometimes the simplest things are the cleverest. We have supported its development with a multi-million grant."\n\nHe said he expected sales to soar, but if they slowed the Government was considering legislation to make them compulsory.\n\nMeanwhile, women everywhere welcomed the device, because they don\'t pass wind and they are fed up with the menfolk doing so.\n\nThe news comes just months after another Suffolk company came up with a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/sheep-farts-global-warming/" target="_blank">device to prevent sheep and cows from emitting methane into the atmosphere</a>.\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\n\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'CorkButt stops male flatulence from causing global warming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '829-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-05-19 12:57:37', '2015-05-19 12:57:37', '', 829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/829-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (835, 1, '2015-05-19 12:45:24', '2015-05-19 12:45:24', 'A Suffolk company is to wipe out global warming in an instant with a brilliant device to stop men passing wind.\r\n\r\nMale flatulence is no longer just a complaint for sniffy wives and partners - it is a leading contributor to the greenhouse gases that crack a hole in the ozone layer.\r\n\r\nBut the novel CorkButt invention will put a stop to unwanted emissions.\r\n\r\nStowmarket firm Parp Trumps Ltd has spent years perfecting the CorkButt and is now ready to launch with substantial Government backing.\r\n\r\nIt may look just like a normal cork from a bottle, but the clever CorkButt is built to adapt to any man\'s backside. The user need only insert the device early in the morning, and he will be unable to pass wind - accidentally or on purpose.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79365678?et=uGSB5ZS2SZt_hvdc2-oH2w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=fdmbxKLPjin7J9ziIqMtOT4xfc0Iff8lZjlWHEgbDs0=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79365678" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Anywhere the wind blows: CorkButt</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts estimate that once CorkButt is used widely across the UK male population, 400 million cubic metres of noxious gas will be prevented from rising up into the atmosphere every day.\r\n\r\nAnd that figure traditionally doubles at weekends when men drink more beer and consume foods such as curry and kebabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Parp Trumps said: "The CorkButt has been years in development. Our main problem was preventing the CorkButt from being fired across the room at an alarming rate if the pressure got too much. But we tweaked the design and it now locks in place and can only be removed by hand.\r\n\r\n"Each CorkButt will cost £2.99 and will be available in all good stores from next week."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Department of the Environment said the CorkButt was the best hope for halting global warming. "The bottom line is it\'s a fine invention. Sometimes the simplest things are the cleverest. We have supported its development with a multi-million grant."\r\n\r\nHe said he expected sales to soar, but if they slowed the Government was considering legislation to make them compulsory.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, women everywhere welcomed the device, because they don\'t pass wind and they are fed up with the menfolk doing so.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'CorkButt stops male flatulence from causing global warming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '829-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-19 12:45:24', '2015-05-19 12:45:24', '', 829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/829-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (836, 1, '2015-05-19 12:47:15', '2015-05-19 12:47:15', 'A Suffolk company is to wipe out global warming in an instant with a brilliant device to stop men passing wind.\r\n\r\nMale flatulence is no longer just a complaint for sniffy wives and partners - it is a leading contributor to the greenhouse gases that crack a hole in the ozone layer.\r\n\r\nBut the novel CorkButt invention will put a stop to unwanted emissions.\r\n\r\nStowmarket firm Parp Trumps Ltd has spent years perfecting the CorkButt and is now ready to launch with substantial Government backing.\r\n\r\nIt may look just like a normal cork from a bottle, but the clever CorkButt is built to adapt to any man\'s backside. The user need only insert the device early in the morning, and he will be unable to pass wind - accidentally or on purpose.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79365678?et=uGSB5ZS2SZt_hvdc2-oH2w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=fdmbxKLPjin7J9ziIqMtOT4xfc0Iff8lZjlWHEgbDs0=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79365678" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Anywhere the wind blows: CorkButt</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts estimate that once CorkButt is used widely across the UK male population, 400 million cubic metres of noxious gas will be prevented from rising up into the atmosphere every day.\r\n\r\nAnd that figure traditionally doubles at weekends when men drink more beer and consume foods such as curry and kebabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Parp Trumps said: "The CorkButt has been years in development. Our main problem was preventing the CorkButt from being fired across the room at an alarming rate if the pressure got too much. But we tweaked the design and it now locks in place and can only be removed by hand.\r\n\r\n"Each CorkButt will cost £2.99 and will be available in all good stores from next week."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Department of the Environment said the CorkButt was the best hope for halting global warming. "The bottom line is it\'s a fine invention. Sometimes the simplest things are the cleverest. We have supported its development with a multi-million grant."\r\n\r\nHe said he expected sales to soar, but if they slowed the Government was considering legislation to make them compulsory.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, women everywhere welcomed the device, because they don\'t pass wind and they are fed up with the menfolk doing so.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after another Suffolk company came up with a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/sheep-farts-global-warming/" target="_blank">device to prevent sheep and cows from emitting methane into the atmosphere</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'CorkButt stops male flatulence from causing global warming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '829-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-19 12:47:15', '2015-05-19 12:47:15', '', 829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/829-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (837, 1, '2015-05-19 12:58:01', '2015-05-19 12:58:01', 'A Suffolk company is to wipe out global warming in an instant with a brilliant device to stop men passing wind.\r\n\r\nMale flatulence is no longer just a complaint for sniffy wives and partners - it is a leading contributor to the greenhouse gases that crack a hole in the ozone layer.\r\n\r\nBut the novel CorkButt invention will put a stop to unwanted emissions.\r\n\r\nStowmarket firm Parp Trumps Ltd has spent years perfecting the CorkButt and is now ready to launch with substantial Government backing.\r\n\r\nIt may look just like a normal cork from a bottle, but the clever CorkButt is built to adapt to any man\'s backside. The user need only insert the device early in the morning, and he will be unable to pass wind - accidentally or on purpose.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:310px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/79365678?et=uGSB5ZS2SZt_hvdc2-oH2w&viewMoreLink=off&sig=fdmbxKLPjin7J9ziIqMtOT4xfc0Iff8lZjlWHEgbDs0=" width="310" height="310" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79365678" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Anywhere the wind blows: CorkButt</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts estimate that once CorkButt is used widely across the UK male population, 400 million cubic metres of noxious gas will be prevented from rising up into the atmosphere every day.\r\n\r\nAnd that figure traditionally doubles at weekends when men drink more beer and consume foods such as curry and kebabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Parp Trumps said: "The CorkButt has been years in development. Our main problem was preventing the CorkButt from being fired across the room at an alarming rate if the pressure got too much. But we tweaked the design and it now locks in place and can only be removed by hand.\r\n\r\n"Each CorkButt will cost £2.99 and will be available in all good stores from next week."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Bottom line\'</b>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Department of the Environment said the CorkButt was the best hope for halting global warming. "The bottom line is it\'s a fine invention. Sometimes the simplest things are the cleverest. We have supported its development with a multi-million grant."\r\n\r\nHe said he expected sales to soar, but if they slowed the Government was considering legislation to make them compulsory.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, women everywhere welcomed the device, because they don\'t pass wind and they are fed up with the menfolk doing so.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after another Suffolk company came up with a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/sheep-farts-global-warming/" target="_blank">device to prevent sheep and cows from emitting methane into the atmosphere</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'CorkButt stops male flatulence from causing global warming', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '829-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-19 12:58:01', '2015-05-19 12:58:01', '', 829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/829-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (839, 1, '2015-05-22 07:36:41', '2015-05-22 07:36:41', '<b>By Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe political earthquake forecast by UKIP before the General Election has arrived in Kent two weeks late.\r\n\r\nAnd just like the party\'s results, last night\'s earthquake caused no great shakes.\r\n\r\nIt struck near Ramsgate and tremors were felt as far away as Clacton - but the 4.2 magnitude event did little more than cause some wobbling across the south, and near Thanet in particular.\r\n\r\nEarly reports of damage indicated a garden chair had fallen over in Whitstable, and three apples had plunged from trees in an orchard near Margate.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.636364% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/456977702?et=fwej9h8aTD5riBZNMhFRGg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=7yRrdAlDimNWQXnNjlfNo7K_EkqnvwbXOoyevHVFuaE=" width="445" height="283" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/456977702" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>All shook up: UKIP leader Nigel Farage</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nThe late arrival of the earthquake, and the minimal impact it has had, has raised questions over whether Nigel Farage and UKIP are still suitable for forecasting earthquakes.\r\n\r\nA commentator said: "We clearly need a much better early-warning system, so UKIP need to sort themselves out. Inexplicably, however, they seem to have kept on their boss despite their recent record."\r\n\r\nA UKIP spokesman said: "We predicted an earthquake and we got one. The fact it is a few weeks too late is neither here nor there. And probably caused by the fact the earthquake came from abroad."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Kent earthquake arrives two weeks late', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'kent-earthquake-late', '', '', '2015-07-08 09:03:56', '2015-07-08 09:03:56', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=839', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (840, 1, '2015-05-22 07:36:23', '2015-05-22 07:36:23', '<b>By Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe political earthquake forecast by UKIP before the General Election has arrived in Kent two weeks late.\r\n\r\nAnd just like the party\'s results, last night\'s earthquake caused no great shakes.\r\n\r\nIt struck near Ramsgate and tremors were felt as far away as Clacton - but the 4.2 magnitude event did little more than cause some wobbling across the south, and near Thanet in particular.\r\n\r\nEarly reports of damage indicated a garden chair had fallen over in Whitstable, and three apples had plunged from trees in an orchard near Margate.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.636364% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/456977702?et=fwej9h8aTD5riBZNMhFRGg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=7yRrdAlDimNWQXnNjlfNo7K_EkqnvwbXOoyevHVFuaE=" width="445" height="283" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/456977702" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><i>All shook up: UKIP leader Nigel Farage</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nThe late arrival of the earthquake, and the minimal impact it has had, has raised questions over whether Nigel Farage and UKIP are still suitable for forecasting earthquakes.\r\n\r\nA commentator said: "We clearly need a much better early warning system, so UKIP need to sort themselves out. Inexplicably, however, they seem to have kept on their boss despite their recent record."\r\n\r\nA UKIP spokesman said: "We predicted an earthquake and we got one. The fact it is a few weeks too late is neither here nor there. And probably caused by the fact the earthquake came from abroad."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Kent earthquake arrives two weeks late', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '839-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-22 07:36:23', '2015-05-22 07:36:23', '', 839, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/839-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (841, 1, '2015-05-22 08:36:42', '2015-05-22 08:36:42', '<b>By Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe political earthquake forecast by UKIP before the General Election has arrived in Kent two weeks late.\r\n\r\nAnd just like the party\'s results, last night\'s earthquake caused no great shakes.\r\n\r\nIt struck near Ramsgate and tremors were felt as far away as Clacton - but the 4.2 magnitude event did little more than cause some wobbling across the south, and near Thanet in particular.\r\n\r\nEarly reports of damage indicated a garden chair had fallen over in Whitstable, and three apples had plunged from trees in an orchard near Margate.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.636364% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/456977702?et=fwej9h8aTD5riBZNMhFRGg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=7yRrdAlDimNWQXnNjlfNo7K_EkqnvwbXOoyevHVFuaE=" width="445" height="283" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/456977702" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>All shook up: UKIP leader Nigel Farage</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nThe late arrival of the earthquake, and the minimal impact it has had, has raised questions over whether Nigel Farage and UKIP are still suitable for forecasting earthquakes.\r\n\r\nA commentator said: "We clearly need a much better early-warning system, so UKIP need to sort themselves out. Inexplicably, however, they seem to have kept on their boss despite their recent record."\r\n\r\nA UKIP spokesman said: "We predicted an earthquake and we got one. The fact it is a few weeks too late is neither here nor there. And probably caused by the fact the earthquake came from abroad."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Kent earthquake arrives two weeks late', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '839-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-22 08:36:42', '2015-05-22 08:36:42', '', 839, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/839-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (842, 1, '2015-05-26 12:29:55', '2015-05-26 12:29:55', '<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent</strong>\n\n<strong>Flabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.</strong>\n\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\n\n\n\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" /></a>\n\n<center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</i></center>\n\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-bicycle/">middle-aged men in lycra</a>, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\n\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\n\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\n\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact, they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\n\n<b>\'Waving their underwear\'</b>\n\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\n\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\n\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\n\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\n\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch."<i></i>\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'women-secretly-find-cycling-mamils-sexy', '', '', '2019-05-07 10:19:02', '2019-05-07 10:19:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=842', 0, 'post', '', 5); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (844, 1, '2015-05-26 12:21:07', '2015-05-26 12:21:07', 'Flabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a new study reveals.\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasize about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\nProfessor Ivor Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-26 12:21:07', '2015-05-26 12:21:07', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (845, 1, '2015-05-26 12:29:55', '2015-05-26 12:29:55', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nFlabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-26 12:29:55', '2015-05-26 12:29:55', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (847, 1, '2015-05-26 12:33:07', '2015-05-26 12:33:07', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nFlabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Waving their underwear\'</b>\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer!</a>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-26 12:33:07', '2015-05-26 12:33:07', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (848, 1, '2015-05-29 07:46:28', '2015-05-29 07:46:28', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nFlabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Waving their underwear\'</b>\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer to keep us going!</a>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 07:46:28', '2015-05-29 07:46:28', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (849, 1, '2015-05-29 07:48:33', '2015-05-29 07:48:33', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nFlabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Waving their underwear\'</b>\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, buy us a beer!</a>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 07:48:33', '2015-05-29 07:48:33', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (850, 1, '2015-05-29 07:49:11', '2015-05-29 07:49:11', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nFlabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Waving their underwear\'</b>\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 07:49:11', '2015-05-29 07:49:11', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (851, 1, '2015-05-29 08:34:31', '2015-05-29 08:34:31', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have uncovered an outrageous plot to kidnap and murder the meerkat stars of a long-running television advertising campaign.\r\n\r\nAlexandr and Oleg the meerkats have become nationwide favourites since fronting the Comparethemarket.com ads.\r\n\r\nBut now a former TV advert star has been arrested for coming up with the murder plot - because he\'s furious that he did not enjoy the same affection.\r\n\r\nGoCompare.com opera singer Gio Compario has been holed up in a Felixstowe nursing home since being axed by the insurance firm for becoming a hate figure.\r\n\r\nIt was thought he had come to terms with his notoriety, and seemed happy enough earning some small change by busking along the seafront.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out he secretly harboured a searing hatred of meerkats\' continued exposure.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario-e1432887217607.jpg" alt="go compare singer" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-852" /></a><center><i>Nicked: Embittered Go Compare opera singer under arrest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCompario, 36, was arrested by detectives following a tip-off from a worried member of staff at the nursing home. While tidying his room she found a map of Alexandr\'s country mansion, together with a detailed plan to kidnap him and his pal Oleg. He then planned to force them to walk off the cliff at Dunwich.\r\n\r\nCops say a rope, a knife and a bottle of chloroform was also found hidden under the bed.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "Mr Compario became obsessed with the continued success of the meerkat ads, where viewers are told about the confusion between comparethemeerkat.com and comparethemarket.com.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately the gentlemen took his hatred too far and is now in custody. We are having psychiatric tests conducted to see if he is fit to face trial."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/compare-the-meerkats.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/compare-the-meerkats-e1432889193340.jpg" alt="Alexandr and Oleg of meerkat tv advert comparethemarket" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-860" /></a><center><i>Grateful: Alexandr and Oleg have thanked detectives</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the meerkats said: "We are sorry to hear about Mr Compario. It\'s never nice to see someone\'s career go belly-up, but he should have accepted it gracefully. Meanwhile, Alexandr and Oleg have passed on their thanks to Suffolk Police."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Compario\'s former employer, GoCompare.com, said: "We completely disown Gio Compario. He has become an embarrassment to our brand. Simples."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Go Compare opera singer plots to kill meerkats', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'go-compare-opera-singer-meerkats', '', '', '2015-06-18 13:11:59', '2015-06-18 13:11:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=851', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (853, 1, '2015-05-29 08:17:18', '2015-05-29 08:17:18', 'Brian the robot off the confused.com television advert', 'brian-confused', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'brian-confused', '', '', '2015-05-29 08:18:04', '2015-05-29 08:18:04', '', 851, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (854, 1, '2015-05-29 08:20:14', '2015-05-29 08:20:14', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have uncovered an outrageous plot to kidnap and murder Brian, the robotic star of a long-running television advertising campaign.\r\n\r\nBrian the robot has been fronting the Confused.com insurance ads for so long that his annoying voice and ridiculous \'adventures\' have left viewers screaming at their screens in frustration.\r\n\r\nNow a former TV ad star has been arrested for coming up with the murder plot - because Brian is getting all the attention.\r\n\r\nGoCompare.com opera singer Gio Compario has been holed up in a Felixstowe nursing home since being removed by the insurance firm for overstaying his welcome on our television screens.\r\n\r\nIt was thought he had come to terms with his notoriety, and seemed happy enough earning some small change busking along the seafront.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out he secretly harboured a searing hatred of Brian\'s continued exposure.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario-e1432887217607.jpg" alt="go compare singer" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-852" /></a><center><i>Nicked: Embittered Go Compare opera singer under arrest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCompario, 36, was arrested by detectives following a tip-off from a worried member of staff at his nursing home. She found a map of Brian\'s home, together with a detailed plan to kidnap the robot and force him to walk off the cliff at Dunwich.\r\n\r\nRope, a knife and chloroform was also found hidden under the bed.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "We have some sympathy with Mr Compario because the Confused.com adverts in which Brian appears are becoming excrutiating.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused-e1432887449382.jpg" alt="Brian robot tv" width="450" height="241" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-853" /></a><center><i>Safe: Brian the robot thanks detectives</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"However, the gentlemen took his hatred too far, and is now in custody. We are have psychiatric tests conducted to see if he is fit to face trial."\r\n\r\nA member of Confused.com\'s marketing team added: "Brian has become a beloved member of our family, and we\'d hate to see him being harmed. Particularly by a fat, has-been opera singer."\r\n\r\nBut he conceded everyone was still desperately jealous that the ComparetheMarket.com meerkats continued to be loved by the nation.\r\n\r\n"I hate those meerkats. We just can\'t compete with them."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Go Compare opera singer plotted to kill Brian the robot', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '851-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 08:20:14', '2015-05-29 08:20:14', '', 851, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/851-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (855, 1, '2015-05-29 08:26:18', '2015-05-29 08:26:18', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have uncovered an outrageous plot to kidnap and murder Brian, the robotic star of a long-running television advertising campaign.\r\n\r\nBrian the robot has been fronting the Confused.com insurance ads for so long that his annoying voice and ridiculous \'adventures\' have left viewers screaming at their screens in frustration.\r\n\r\nNow a former TV ad star has been arrested for coming up with the murder plot - because Brian is getting all the attention.\r\n\r\nGoCompare.com opera singer Gio Compario has been holed up in a Felixstowe nursing home since being removed by the insurance firm for overstaying his welcome on our television screens.\r\n\r\nIt was thought he had come to terms with his notoriety, and seemed happy enough earning some small change by busking along the seafront.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out he secretly harboured a searing hatred of Brian\'s continued exposure.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario-e1432887217607.jpg" alt="go compare singer" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-852" /></a><center><i>Nicked: Embittered Go Compare opera singer under arrest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCompario, 36, was arrested by detectives following a tip-off from a worried member of staff at the nursing home. While tidying his room she found a map of Brian\'s home, together with a detailed plan to kidnap the robot and force him to walk off the cliff at Dunwich.\r\n\r\nRope, a knife and a bottle of chloroform was also found hidden under the bed.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "We have some sympathy with Mr Compario because the Confused.com adverts in which Brian appears are becoming excrutiating.\r\n\r\n"However, the gentlemen took his hatred too far, and is now in custody. We are have psychiatric tests conducted to see if he is fit to face trial."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused-e1432887449382.jpg" alt="Brian robot tv" width="450" height="241" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-853" /></a><center><i>Safe: Brian the robot thanks detectives</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA member of Confused.com\'s marketing team added: "Brian has become a beloved member of our family, and we\'d hate to see him being harmed. Particularly by a fat, has-been opera singer."\r\n\r\nBut he conceded everyone was still desperately jealous that the ComparetheMarket.com meerkats continued to be loved by the nation.\r\n\r\n"I hate those meerkats. We just can\'t compete with them."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Go Compare opera singer plotted to kill Brian the robot', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '851-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 08:26:18', '2015-05-29 08:26:18', '', 851, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/851-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (856, 1, '2015-05-29 08:27:31', '2015-05-29 08:27:31', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have uncovered an outrageous plot to kidnap and murder Brian, the robotic star of a long-running television advertising campaign.\r\n\r\nBrian the robot has been fronting the Confused.com insurance ads for so long that his annoying voice and ridiculous \'adventures\' have left viewers screaming at their screens in frustration.\r\n\r\nNow a former TV ad star has been arrested for coming up with the murder plot - because Brian is getting all the attention.\r\n\r\nGoCompare.com opera singer Gio Compario has been holed up in a Felixstowe nursing home since being removed by the insurance firm for overstaying his welcome on our television screens.\r\n\r\nIt was thought he had come to terms with his notoriety, and seemed happy enough earning some small change by busking along the seafront.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out he secretly harboured a searing hatred of Brian\'s continued exposure.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario-e1432887217607.jpg" alt="go compare singer" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-852" /></a><center><i>Nicked: Embittered Go Compare opera singer under arrest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCompario, 36, was arrested by detectives following a tip-off from a worried member of staff at the nursing home. While tidying his room she found a map of Brian\'s home, together with a detailed plan to kidnap the robot and force him to walk off the cliff at Dunwich.\r\n\r\nRope, a knife and a bottle of chloroform was also found hidden under the bed.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "We have some sympathy with Mr Compario because the Confused.com adverts in which Brian appears are becoming excrutiating.\r\n\r\n"However, the gentlemen took his hatred too far and is now in custody. We are having psychiatric tests conducted to see if he is fit to face trial."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused-e1432887449382.jpg" alt="Brian robot tv" width="450" height="241" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-853" /></a><center><i>Safe: Brian the robot thanks detectives</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA member of Confused.com\'s marketing team said: "Brian has become a beloved member of our family, and we\'d hate to see him being harmed. Particularly by a fat, has-been opera singer."\r\n\r\nBut he conceded everyone was still desperately jealous that the ComparetheMarket.com meerkats continued to be loved by the nation.\r\n\r\n"I hate those meerkats. We just can\'t compete with them," he said.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Go Compare opera singer plotted to kill Brian the robot', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '851-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 08:27:31', '2015-05-29 08:27:31', '', 851, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/851-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (857, 1, '2015-05-29 08:31:25', '2015-05-29 08:31:25', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have uncovered an outrageous plot to kidnap and murder Brian, the robotic star of a long-running television advertising campaign.\r\n\r\nBrian the robot has been fronting the Confused.com insurance ads for so long that his annoying voice and ridiculous \'adventures\' have left viewers screaming at their screens in frustration.\r\n\r\nNow a former TV ad star has been arrested for coming up with the murder plot - because Brian is getting all the attention.\r\n\r\nGoCompare.com opera singer Gio Compario has been holed up in a Felixstowe nursing home since being removed by the insurance firm for overstaying his welcome on our television screens.\r\n\r\nIt was thought he had come to terms with his notoriety, and seemed happy enough earning some small change by busking along the seafront.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out he secretly harboured a searing hatred of Brian\'s continued exposure.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario-e1432887217607.jpg" alt="go compare singer" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-852" /></a><center><i>Nicked: Embittered Go Compare opera singer under arrest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCompario, 36, was arrested by detectives following a tip-off from a worried member of staff at the nursing home. While tidying his room she found a map of Brian\'s home, together with a detailed plan to kidnap the robot and force him to walk off the cliff at Dunwich.\r\n\r\nRope, a knife and a bottle of chloroform was also found hidden under the bed.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "We have some sympathy with Mr Compario because the Confused.com adverts in which Brian appears are becoming excrutiating.\r\n\r\n"However, the gentlemen took his hatred too far and is now in custody. We are having psychiatric tests conducted to see if he is fit to face trial."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused-e1432887449382.jpg" alt="Brian robot tv" width="450" height="241" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-853" /></a><center><i>Safe: Brian the robot thanks detectives</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA member of Confused.com\'s marketing team said: "Brian has become a beloved member of our family, and we\'d hate to see him being harmed. Particularly by a fat, has-been opera singer."\r\n\r\nBut he conceded everyone was still desperately jealous that the ComparetheMarket.com meerkats continued to be loved by the nation.\r\n\r\n"I hate those meerkats. We just can\'t compete with them," he said.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Go Compare opera singer plots to kill Brian the robot', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '851-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 08:31:25', '2015-05-29 08:31:25', '', 851, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/851-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (858, 1, '2015-05-29 08:36:31', '2015-05-29 08:36:31', '<b>By Rob Banks\nCrime Editor</b>\n\nSuffolk Police have uncovered an outrageous plot to kidnap and murder Brian, the robotic star of a long-running television advertising campaign.\n\nBrian the robot has been fronting the Confused.com insurance ads for so long that his annoying voice and ridiculous \'adventures\' have left viewers screaming at their screens in frustration.\n\nNow a former TV ad star has been arrested for coming up with the murder plot - because Brian is getting all the attention.\n\nGoCompare.com opera singer Gio Compario has been holed up in a Felixstowe nursing home since being axed by the insurance firm for overstaying his welcome on our television screens.\n\nIt was thought he had come to terms with his notoriety, and seemed happy enough earning some small change by busking along the seafront.\n\nBut it turned out he secretly harboured a searing hatred of Brian\'s continued exposure.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario-e1432887217607.jpg" alt="go compare singer" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-852" /></a><center><i>Nicked: Embittered Go Compare opera singer under arrest</center></i><br><br>\n\nCompario, 36, was arrested by detectives following a tip-off from a worried member of staff at the nursing home. While tidying his room she found a map of Brian\'s home, together with a detailed plan to kidnap the robot and force him to walk off the cliff at Dunwich.\n\nRope, a knife and a bottle of chloroform was also found hidden under the bed.\n\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "We have some sympathy with Mr Compario because the Confused.com adverts in which Brian appears are becoming excrutiating.\n\n"However, the gentlemen took his hatred too far and is now in custody. We are having psychiatric tests conducted to see if he is fit to face trial."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused-e1432887449382.jpg" alt="Brian robot tv" width="450" height="241" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-853" /></a><center><i>Safe: Brian the robot thanks detectives</center></i><br><br>\n\nA member of Confused.com\'s marketing team said: "Brian has become a beloved member of our family, and we\'d hate to see him being harmed. Particularly by a fat, has-been opera singer."\n\nBut he conceded everyone was still desperately jealous that the ComparetheMarket.com meerkats continued to be loved by the nation.\n\n"I hate those meerkats. We just can\'t compete with them," he said.\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Go Compare opera singer plots to kill Brian the robot', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '851-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 08:36:31', '2015-05-29 08:36:31', '', 851, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/851-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (859, 1, '2015-05-29 08:37:12', '2015-05-29 08:37:12', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have uncovered an outrageous plot to kidnap and murder Brian, the robotic star of a long-running television advertising campaign.\r\n\r\nBrian the robot has been fronting the Confused.com insurance ads for so long that his annoying voice and ridiculous \'adventures\' have left viewers screaming at their screens in frustration.\r\n\r\nNow a former TV ad star has been arrested for coming up with the murder plot - because Brian is getting all the attention.\r\n\r\nGoCompare.com opera singer Gio Compario has been holed up in a Felixstowe nursing home since being axed by the insurance firm for becoming a hate figure.\r\n\r\nIt was thought he had come to terms with his notoriety, and seemed happy enough earning some small change by busking along the seafront.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out he secretly harboured a searing hatred of Brian\'s continued exposure.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario-e1432887217607.jpg" alt="go compare singer" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-852" /></a><center><i>Nicked: Embittered Go Compare opera singer under arrest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCompario, 36, was arrested by detectives following a tip-off from a worried member of staff at the nursing home. While tidying his room she found a map of Brian\'s home, together with a detailed plan to kidnap the robot and force him to walk off the cliff at Dunwich.\r\n\r\nRope, a knife and a bottle of chloroform was also found hidden under the bed.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "We have some sympathy with Mr Compario because the Confused.com adverts in which Brian appears are becoming excrutiating.\r\n\r\n"However, the gentlemen took his hatred too far and is now in custody. We are having psychiatric tests conducted to see if he is fit to face trial."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-confused-e1432887449382.jpg" alt="Brian robot tv" width="450" height="241" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-853" /></a><center><i>Safe: Brian the robot thanks detectives</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA member of Confused.com\'s marketing team said: "Brian has become a beloved member of our family, and we\'d hate to see him being harmed. Particularly by a fat, has-been opera singer."\r\n\r\nBut he conceded everyone was still desperately jealous that the ComparetheMarket.com meerkats continued to be loved by the nation.\r\n\r\n"I hate those meerkats. We just can\'t compete with them," he said.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Go Compare opera singer plots to kill meerkats', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '851-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 08:37:12', '2015-05-29 08:37:12', '', 851, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/851-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (861, 1, '2015-05-29 08:50:55', '2015-05-29 08:50:55', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have uncovered an outrageous plot to kidnap and murder the meerkat stars of a long-running television advertising campaign.\r\n\r\nAlexandr and Oleg the meerkats have become nationwide favourites since fronting the Comparethemarket.com ads.\r\n\r\nBut now a former TV advert star has been arrested for coming up with the murder plot - because he\'s furious that he did not enjoy the same affection.\r\n\r\nGoCompare.com opera singer Gio Compario has been holed up in a Felixstowe nursing home since being axed by the insurance firm for becoming a hate figure.\r\n\r\nIt was thought he had come to terms with his notoriety, and seemed happy enough earning some small change by busking along the seafront.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out he secretly harboured a searing hatred of meerkats\' continued exposure.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario-e1432887217607.jpg" alt="go compare singer" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-852" /></a><center><i>Nicked: Embittered Go Compare opera singer under arrest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCompario, 36, was arrested by detectives following a tip-off from a worried member of staff at the nursing home. While tidying his room she found a map of Alexandr\'s country mansion, together with a detailed plan to kidnap him and his pal Oleg. He then planned to force them to walk off the cliff at Dunwich.\r\n\r\nCops say a rope, a knife and a bottle of chloroform was also found hidden under the bed.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "Mr Compario became obsessed with the continued success of the meerkat ads, where viewers are told about the confusion between comparethemeerkat.com and comparethemarket.com.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately the gentlemen took his hatred too far and is now in custody. We are having psychiatric tests conducted to see if he is fit to face trial."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/compare-the-meerkats.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/compare-the-meerkats-e1432889193340.jpg" alt="Alexandr and Oleg of meerkat tv advert comparethemarket" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-860" /></a><center><i>Grateful: Alexander and Oleg have thanked detectives</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the meerkats said: "We are sorry to hear about Mr Compario. It\'s never nice to see someone\'s career go belly-up, but he should have accepted it gracefully. Meanwhile, Alexandr and Oleg have passed on their thanks to Suffolk Police."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Compario\'s former employer, GoCompare.com, said: "we completely disown Gio Compario. He has become an embarrassment to our brand. Simples."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Go Compare opera singer plots to kill meerkats', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '851-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 08:50:55', '2015-05-29 08:50:55', '', 851, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/851-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (862, 1, '2015-05-29 08:53:20', '2015-05-29 08:53:20', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have uncovered an outrageous plot to kidnap and murder the meerkat stars of a long-running television advertising campaign.\r\n\r\nAlexandr and Oleg the meerkats have become nationwide favourites since fronting the Comparethemarket.com ads.\r\n\r\nBut now a former TV advert star has been arrested for coming up with the murder plot - because he\'s furious that he did not enjoy the same affection.\r\n\r\nGoCompare.com opera singer Gio Compario has been holed up in a Felixstowe nursing home since being axed by the insurance firm for becoming a hate figure.\r\n\r\nIt was thought he had come to terms with his notoriety, and seemed happy enough earning some small change by busking along the seafront.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out he secretly harboured a searing hatred of meerkats\' continued exposure.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario-e1432887217607.jpg" alt="go compare singer" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-852" /></a><center><i>Nicked: Embittered Go Compare opera singer under arrest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCompario, 36, was arrested by detectives following a tip-off from a worried member of staff at the nursing home. While tidying his room she found a map of Alexandr\'s country mansion, together with a detailed plan to kidnap him and his pal Oleg. He then planned to force them to walk off the cliff at Dunwich.\r\n\r\nCops say a rope, a knife and a bottle of chloroform was also found hidden under the bed.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "Mr Compario became obsessed with the continued success of the meerkat ads, where viewers are told about the confusion between comparethemeerkat.com and comparethemarket.com.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately the gentlemen took his hatred too far and is now in custody. We are having psychiatric tests conducted to see if he is fit to face trial."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/compare-the-meerkats.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/compare-the-meerkats-e1432889193340.jpg" alt="Alexandr and Oleg of meerkat tv advert comparethemarket" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-860" /></a><center><i>Grateful: Alexandr and Oleg have thanked detectives</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the meerkats said: "We are sorry to hear about Mr Compario. It\'s never nice to see someone\'s career go belly-up, but he should have accepted it gracefully. Meanwhile, Alexandr and Oleg have passed on their thanks to Suffolk Police."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Compario\'s former employer, GoCompare.com, said: "we completely disown Gio Compario. He has become an embarrassment to our brand. Simples."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Go Compare opera singer plots to kill meerkats', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '851-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 08:53:20', '2015-05-29 08:53:20', '', 851, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/851-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (863, 1, '2015-05-29 08:53:46', '2015-05-29 08:53:46', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have uncovered an outrageous plot to kidnap and murder the meerkat stars of a long-running television advertising campaign.\r\n\r\nAlexandr and Oleg the meerkats have become nationwide favourites since fronting the Comparethemarket.com ads.\r\n\r\nBut now a former TV advert star has been arrested for coming up with the murder plot - because he\'s furious that he did not enjoy the same affection.\r\n\r\nGoCompare.com opera singer Gio Compario has been holed up in a Felixstowe nursing home since being axed by the insurance firm for becoming a hate figure.\r\n\r\nIt was thought he had come to terms with his notoriety, and seemed happy enough earning some small change by busking along the seafront.\r\n\r\nBut it turned out he secretly harboured a searing hatred of meerkats\' continued exposure.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gio-compario-e1432887217607.jpg" alt="go compare singer" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-852" /></a><center><i>Nicked: Embittered Go Compare opera singer under arrest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCompario, 36, was arrested by detectives following a tip-off from a worried member of staff at the nursing home. While tidying his room she found a map of Alexandr\'s country mansion, together with a detailed plan to kidnap him and his pal Oleg. He then planned to force them to walk off the cliff at Dunwich.\r\n\r\nCops say a rope, a knife and a bottle of chloroform was also found hidden under the bed.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "Mr Compario became obsessed with the continued success of the meerkat ads, where viewers are told about the confusion between comparethemeerkat.com and comparethemarket.com.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately the gentlemen took his hatred too far and is now in custody. We are having psychiatric tests conducted to see if he is fit to face trial."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/compare-the-meerkats.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/compare-the-meerkats-e1432889193340.jpg" alt="Alexandr and Oleg of meerkat tv advert comparethemarket" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-860" /></a><center><i>Grateful: Alexandr and Oleg have thanked detectives</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the meerkats said: "We are sorry to hear about Mr Compario. It\'s never nice to see someone\'s career go belly-up, but he should have accepted it gracefully. Meanwhile, Alexandr and Oleg have passed on their thanks to Suffolk Police."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Compario\'s former employer, GoCompare.com, said: "We completely disown Gio Compario. He has become an embarrassment to our brand. Simples."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Go Compare opera singer plots to kill meerkats', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '851-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-29 08:53:46', '2015-05-29 08:53:46', '', 851, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/851-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (866, 1, '2015-05-31 19:05:22', '2015-05-31 19:05:22', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter</b>\r\n\r\nThe new version of the FIFA football game will be more realistic than ever before - with new bribery and corruption scenarios, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nFIFA 16 will give players the chance to influence where in-game tournaments should be held by paying out large sums of cash to local football association officials.\r\n\r\nThe new gameplay will throw up hilarious and outrageous outcomes, such as World Cups being played in the Middle East, in a country with absolutely no footballing pedigree.\r\n\r\nIt might also allow a tournament to be played in a country which recently invaded a neighbour and seized its territories.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/FIFA-16-e1433097908975.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/FIFA-16-e1433097908975.jpg" alt="FIFA-16" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-867" /></a><center><i>Bribery and scandal comes to FIFA 16</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn insider at software developers EA SPORTS said it was important to keep the gaming franchise as realistic as possible.\r\n\r\n"We have to move with the times," he said. "Alleged bribery has become part of world football, so it is only right and proper that we should include corruption in the newest version of the game."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has seen test versions of the bribery scenarios, and can confirm players will be able to get away with the scandals for years without fear of being caught. Allegedly.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'FIFA 16 to include bribery gameplay', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'fifa-16-bribery', '', '', '2015-06-18 13:11:13', '2015-06-18 13:11:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=866', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (868, 1, '2015-05-31 19:04:55', '2015-05-31 19:04:55', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter</b>\r\n\r\nThe new version of the FIFA football game will be more realistic than ever before - with new bribery and corruption scenarios, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nFIFA 16 will give players the chance to influence where in-game tournaments should be held by paying out large sums of cash to local football association officials.\r\n\r\nThe new gameplay will throw up hilarious and outrageous outcomes, such as World Cups being played in the Middle East, in a country with absolutely no footballing pedigree.\r\n\r\nIt might also allow a tournament to be played in a country which recently invaded a neighbour and seized its territories.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/FIFA-16-e1433097908975.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/FIFA-16-e1433097908975.jpg" alt="FIFA-16" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-867" /></a><center><i>Bribery and scandal comes to FIFA 16</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn insider at software developers EA SPORTS said it was important to keep the gaming franchise as realistic as possible.\r\n\r\n"We have to move with the times," he said. "Alleged bribery has become part of the world game, so it is only right and proper that we should include corruption in the newest version of the game."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has seen test versions of the bribery scenarios, and can confirm players will be able to get away with the scandals for years without fear of being caught. Allegedly.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'FIFA 16 to include bribery gameplay', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '866-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-31 19:04:55', '2015-05-31 19:04:55', '', 866, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/866-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (869, 1, '2015-05-31 19:07:42', '2015-05-31 19:07:42', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter</b>\n\nThe new version of the FIFA football game will be more realistic than ever before - with new bribery and corruption scenarios, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\n\nFIFA 16 will give players the chance to influence where in-game tournaments should be held by paying out large sums of cash to local football association officials.\n\nThe new gameplay will throw up hilarious and outrageous outcomes, such as World Cups being played in the Middle East, in a country with absolutely no footballing pedigree.\n\nIt might also allow a tournament to be played in a country which recently invaded a neighbour and seized its territories.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/FIFA-16-e1433097908975.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/FIFA-16-e1433097908975.jpg" alt="FIFA-16" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-867" /></a><center><i>Bribery and scandal comes to FIFA 16</center></i><br><br>\n\nAn insider at software developers EA SPORTS said it was important to keep the gaming franchise as realistic as possible.\n\n"We have to move with the times," he said. "Alleged bribery has become part of the world footb, so it is only right and proper that we should include corruption in the newest version of the game."\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette has seen test versions of the bribery scenarios, and can confirm players will be able to get away with the scandals for years without fear of being caught. Allegedly.\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'FIFA 16 to include bribery gameplay', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '866-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-05-31 19:07:42', '2015-05-31 19:07:42', '', 866, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/866-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (870, 1, '2015-05-31 19:07:50', '2015-05-31 19:07:50', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter</b>\r\n\r\nThe new version of the FIFA football game will be more realistic than ever before - with new bribery and corruption scenarios, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nFIFA 16 will give players the chance to influence where in-game tournaments should be held by paying out large sums of cash to local football association officials.\r\n\r\nThe new gameplay will throw up hilarious and outrageous outcomes, such as World Cups being played in the Middle East, in a country with absolutely no footballing pedigree.\r\n\r\nIt might also allow a tournament to be played in a country which recently invaded a neighbour and seized its territories.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/FIFA-16-e1433097908975.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/FIFA-16-e1433097908975.jpg" alt="FIFA-16" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-867" /></a><center><i>Bribery and scandal comes to FIFA 16</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn insider at software developers EA SPORTS said it was important to keep the gaming franchise as realistic as possible.\r\n\r\n"We have to move with the times," he said. "Alleged bribery has become part of world football, so it is only right and proper that we should include corruption in the newest version of the game."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has seen test versions of the bribery scenarios, and can confirm players will be able to get away with the scandals for years without fear of being caught. Allegedly.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'FIFA 16 to include bribery gameplay', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '866-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-05-31 19:07:50', '2015-05-31 19:07:50', '', 866, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/866-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (871, 1, '2015-06-02 12:40:07', '2015-06-02 12:40:07', '<strong>By Laurie Hall</strong>\n\n<strong>There were widespread celebrations across Suffolk last night when it emerged a lorry driver had taken LESS THAN A MILE to overtake another lorry on a dual carriageway.</strong>\n\nBaz Greening, 54, was driving his Scania truck when he pulled out to overtake a DAF lorry - yet despite a slight incline, he still managed to complete his manoeuvre inside five minutes and in less than a mile.\n\nCar drivers normally have to wait ages for lorries to pass each other, with some seemingly spending endless miles neck and neck between 50 and 60 miles per hour.\n\n\n\nMeanwhile, hundreds of frustrated car drivers stack up in the fast line behind them, unable to pass.\n\nBut those who sighed or cursed when Mr Greening pulled out ahead of them on the A14 outside Ipswich soon burst into spontaneous applause when he was clear of the other lorry before Claydon.\n\nNews of the amazing piece of driving spread across social media like wildfire - and now Mr Greening, of Diesel Road, Stowmarket, is being hailed a hero.\n\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m a bit embarrassed about all the attention. It could have happened to anyone, but luckily it was me. I\'d got a previous personal best of overtaking in two miles, but to get down to one is a great feeling.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"Drivers have been high-fiving me in the street, hoping other lorry drivers can follow suit. They tend to get a bit peed off when lorries go head-to-head and the one in the slow lane fails to slow down a little bit."\n\nThe Mayor of Ipswich, Kenneth Branagh, is now thinking of giving Mr Greening the freedom of the borough.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lorry-overtake-1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7199" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lorry-overtake-1.jpg" alt="Lorry overtakes" width="638" height="408" /></a>\n\nSome councils have banned lorries from overtaking each other on busy sections of dual carriageway. But Suffolk County Council chiefs now believe a new generation of fast-overtaking lorry drivers might solve the problem.\n\n[AdSense-C]\n<h2></h2>', 'Joy as lorry overtakes another lorry in under a mile', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'lorry-overtake', '', '', '2019-03-04 15:56:20', '2019-03-04 15:56:20', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=871', 0, 'post', '', 12); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (872, 1, '2015-06-02 12:35:48', '2015-06-02 12:35:48', 'There were widespread celebrations across Suffolk last night when it emerged a lorry driver had taken LESS THAN A MILE to overtake another lorry on a dual carriageway.\r\n\r\nBaz Greening, 54, was driving his Scania truck when he pulled out to overtake a DAF lorry - yet despite a slight incline, he still managed to complete his manoeuvre inside five minutes and in less than a mile.\r\n\r\nCar drivers normally have to wait ages for lorries to pass each other, with some seemingly spending endless miles neck and neck at 60 miles per hour.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, hundreds of frustrated car drivers stack up in the fast line behind them, unable to pass.\r\n\r\nBut those who sighed or cursed when Mr Greening pulled out ahead of them on the A14 outside Ipswich soon burst into spontaneous applause when he was clear of the other lorry before Claydon.\r\n\r\nNews of the amazing piece of driving spread across social media like wildfire - and now Mr Greening, of Diesel Road, Stowmarket, is being hailed a hero.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m a bit embarrassed about all the attention. It could have happened to anyone, but luckily it was me. I\'d got a previous personal best of overtaking in two miles, but to get down to one is a great feeling.\r\n\r\n"Drivers have been high-fiving me in the street, hoping other lorry drivers can follow suit. They tend to get a but peed off when lorries go head-to-head and the one in the slow lane fails to slow down a little bit."\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich, Kenneth Branagh, is now thinking of giving Mr Greening the freedom of the borough.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/183198007?et=jaYHkCa7RU5l_luAG2CEzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=cVs-xi_inE_d0yE1YiODdFqf384JmGXyZTorz4nfH3k=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/183198007" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A lorry where it should be - in the slow lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Joy as lorry takes under a mile to overtake another lorry', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '871-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-02 12:35:48', '2015-06-02 12:35:48', '', 871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (874, 1, '2015-06-02 12:39:40', '2015-06-02 12:39:40', 'There were widespread celebrations across Suffolk last night when it emerged a lorry driver had taken LESS THAN A MILE to overtake another lorry on a dual carriageway.\r\n\r\nBaz Greening, 54, was driving his Scania truck when he pulled out to overtake a DAF lorry - yet despite a slight incline, he still managed to complete his manoeuvre inside five minutes and in less than a mile.\r\n\r\nCar drivers normally have to wait ages for lorries to pass each other, with some seemingly spending endless miles neck and neck between 50 and 60 miles per hour.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, hundreds of frustrated car drivers stack up in the fast line behind them, unable to pass.\r\n\r\nBut those who sighed or cursed when Mr Greening pulled out ahead of them on the A14 outside Ipswich soon burst into spontaneous applause when he was clear of the other lorry before Claydon.\r\n\r\nNews of the amazing piece of driving spread across social media like wildfire - and now Mr Greening, of Diesel Road, Stowmarket, is being hailed a hero.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m a bit embarrassed about all the attention. It could have happened to anyone, but luckily it was me. I\'d got a previous personal best of overtaking in two miles, but to get down to one is a great feeling.\r\n\r\n"Drivers have been high-fiving me in the street, hoping other lorry drivers can follow suit. They tend to get a but peed off when lorries go head-to-head and the one in the slow lane fails to slow down a little bit."\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich, Kenneth Branagh, is now thinking of giving Mr Greening the freedom of the borough.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/183198007?et=jaYHkCa7RU5l_luAG2CEzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=cVs-xi_inE_d0yE1YiODdFqf384JmGXyZTorz4nfH3k=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/183198007" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A lorry where it should be - in the slow lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome councils have banned lorries from overtaking each other on busy sections of dual carriageway. But Suffolk County Council chiefs now believe a new generation of fast-overtaking lorry drivers might solve the problem.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Joy as lorry takes under a mile to overtake another lorry', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '871-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-02 12:39:40', '2015-06-02 12:39:40', '', 871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (875, 1, '2015-06-02 12:40:07', '2015-06-02 12:40:07', 'There were widespread celebrations across Suffolk last night when it emerged a lorry driver had taken LESS THAN A MILE to overtake another lorry on a dual carriageway.\r\n\r\nBaz Greening, 54, was driving his Scania truck when he pulled out to overtake a DAF lorry - yet despite a slight incline, he still managed to complete his manoeuvre inside five minutes and in less than a mile.\r\n\r\nCar drivers normally have to wait ages for lorries to pass each other, with some seemingly spending endless miles neck and neck between 50 and 60 miles per hour.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, hundreds of frustrated car drivers stack up in the fast line behind them, unable to pass.\r\n\r\nBut those who sighed or cursed when Mr Greening pulled out ahead of them on the A14 outside Ipswich soon burst into spontaneous applause when he was clear of the other lorry before Claydon.\r\n\r\nNews of the amazing piece of driving spread across social media like wildfire - and now Mr Greening, of Diesel Road, Stowmarket, is being hailed a hero.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m a bit embarrassed about all the attention. It could have happened to anyone, but luckily it was me. I\'d got a previous personal best of overtaking in two miles, but to get down to one is a great feeling.\r\n\r\n"Drivers have been high-fiving me in the street, hoping other lorry drivers can follow suit. They tend to get a but peed off when lorries go head-to-head and the one in the slow lane fails to slow down a little bit."\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich, Kenneth Branagh, is now thinking of giving Mr Greening the freedom of the borough.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/183198007?et=jaYHkCa7RU5l_luAG2CEzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=cVs-xi_inE_d0yE1YiODdFqf384JmGXyZTorz4nfH3k=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/183198007" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A lorry where it should be - in the slow lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome councils have banned lorries from overtaking each other on busy sections of dual carriageway. But Suffolk County Council chiefs now believe a new generation of fast-overtaking lorry drivers might solve the problem.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Joy as lorry overtakes another lorry in under a mile', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '871-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-02 12:40:07', '2015-06-02 12:40:07', '', 871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (876, 1, '2015-06-02 12:40:42', '2015-06-02 12:40:42', '<b>By Larry Hall</b>\r\n\r\nThere were widespread celebrations across Suffolk last night when it emerged a lorry driver had taken LESS THAN A MILE to overtake another lorry on a dual carriageway.\r\n\r\nBaz Greening, 54, was driving his Scania truck when he pulled out to overtake a DAF lorry - yet despite a slight incline, he still managed to complete his manoeuvre inside five minutes and in less than a mile.\r\n\r\nCar drivers normally have to wait ages for lorries to pass each other, with some seemingly spending endless miles neck and neck between 50 and 60 miles per hour.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, hundreds of frustrated car drivers stack up in the fast line behind them, unable to pass.\r\n\r\nBut those who sighed or cursed when Mr Greening pulled out ahead of them on the A14 outside Ipswich soon burst into spontaneous applause when he was clear of the other lorry before Claydon.\r\n\r\nNews of the amazing piece of driving spread across social media like wildfire - and now Mr Greening, of Diesel Road, Stowmarket, is being hailed a hero.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m a bit embarrassed about all the attention. It could have happened to anyone, but luckily it was me. I\'d got a previous personal best of overtaking in two miles, but to get down to one is a great feeling.\r\n\r\n"Drivers have been high-fiving me in the street, hoping other lorry drivers can follow suit. They tend to get a but peed off when lorries go head-to-head and the one in the slow lane fails to slow down a little bit."\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich, Kenneth Branagh, is now thinking of giving Mr Greening the freedom of the borough.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/183198007?et=jaYHkCa7RU5l_luAG2CEzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=cVs-xi_inE_d0yE1YiODdFqf384JmGXyZTorz4nfH3k=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/183198007" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A lorry where it should be - in the slow lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome councils have banned lorries from overtaking each other on busy sections of dual carriageway. But Suffolk County Council chiefs now believe a new generation of fast-overtaking lorry drivers might solve the problem.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Joy as lorry overtakes another lorry in under a mile', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '871-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-02 12:40:42', '2015-06-02 12:40:42', '', 871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (878, 1, '2015-06-02 12:46:55', '2015-06-02 12:46:55', '<b>By Laurie Hall</b>\r\n\r\nThere were widespread celebrations across Suffolk last night when it emerged a lorry driver had taken LESS THAN A MILE to overtake another lorry on a dual carriageway.\r\n\r\nBaz Greening, 54, was driving his Scania truck when he pulled out to overtake a DAF lorry - yet despite a slight incline, he still managed to complete his manoeuvre inside five minutes and in less than a mile.\r\n\r\nCar drivers normally have to wait ages for lorries to pass each other, with some seemingly spending endless miles neck and neck between 50 and 60 miles per hour.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, hundreds of frustrated car drivers stack up in the fast line behind them, unable to pass.\r\n\r\nBut those who sighed or cursed when Mr Greening pulled out ahead of them on the A14 outside Ipswich soon burst into spontaneous applause when he was clear of the other lorry before Claydon.\r\n\r\nNews of the amazing piece of driving spread across social media like wildfire - and now Mr Greening, of Diesel Road, Stowmarket, is being hailed a hero.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m a bit embarrassed about all the attention. It could have happened to anyone, but luckily it was me. I\'d got a previous personal best of overtaking in two miles, but to get down to one is a great feeling.\r\n\r\n"Drivers have been high-fiving me in the street, hoping other lorry drivers can follow suit. They tend to get a but peed off when lorries go head-to-head and the one in the slow lane fails to slow down a little bit."\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich, Kenneth Branagh, is now thinking of giving Mr Greening the freedom of the borough.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/183198007?et=jaYHkCa7RU5l_luAG2CEzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=cVs-xi_inE_d0yE1YiODdFqf384JmGXyZTorz4nfH3k=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/183198007" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A lorry where it should be - in the slow lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome councils have banned lorries from overtaking each other on busy sections of dual carriageway. But Suffolk County Council chiefs now believe a new generation of fast-overtaking lorry drivers might solve the problem.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Joy as lorry overtakes another lorry in under a mile', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '871-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-02 12:46:55', '2015-06-02 12:46:55', '', 871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (879, 1, '2015-06-02 12:55:53', '2015-06-02 12:55:53', '<b>By Laurie Hall</b>\r\n\r\nThere were widespread celebrations across Suffolk last night when it emerged a lorry driver had taken LESS THAN A MILE to overtake another lorry on a dual carriageway.\r\n\r\nBaz Greening, 54, was driving his Scania truck when he pulled out to overtake a DAF lorry - yet despite a slight incline, he still managed to complete his manoeuvre inside five minutes and in less than a mile.\r\n\r\nCar drivers normally have to wait ages for lorries to pass each other, with some seemingly spending endless miles neck and neck between 50 and 60 miles per hour.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, hundreds of frustrated car drivers stack up in the fast line behind them, unable to pass.\r\n\r\nBut those who sighed or cursed when Mr Greening pulled out ahead of them on the A14 outside Ipswich soon burst into spontaneous applause when he was clear of the other lorry before Claydon.\r\n\r\nNews of the amazing piece of driving spread across social media like wildfire - and now Mr Greening, of Diesel Road, Stowmarket, is being hailed a hero.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m a bit embarrassed about all the attention. It could have happened to anyone, but luckily it was me. I\'d got a previous personal best of overtaking in two miles, but to get down to one is a great feeling.\r\n\r\n"Drivers have been high-fiving me in the street, hoping other lorry drivers can follow suit. They tend to get a bit peed off when lorries go head-to-head and the one in the slow lane fails to slow down a little bit."\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich, Kenneth Branagh, is now thinking of giving Mr Greening the freedom of the borough.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/183198007?et=jaYHkCa7RU5l_luAG2CEzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=cVs-xi_inE_d0yE1YiODdFqf384JmGXyZTorz4nfH3k=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/183198007" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A lorry where it should be - in the slow lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome councils have banned lorries from overtaking each other on busy sections of dual carriageway. But Suffolk County Council chiefs now believe a new generation of fast-overtaking lorry drivers might solve the problem.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Joy as lorry overtakes another lorry in under a mile', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '871-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-02 12:55:53', '2015-06-02 12:55:53', '', 871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (880, 1, '2015-06-04 09:00:20', '2015-06-04 09:00:20', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThe new Suffolk Police helicopter was criticised today for being out of proportion with the county\'s crime levels.\r\n\r\nDespite crime figures being on the increase, the Suffolk force\'s decision to buy an Apache Gunship helicopter is seen as wildly over the top.\r\n\r\nBut the county crime commissioner, Tim Passless, claimed the fearsome piece of kit was necessary to deter a worrying increase in apple scrumping and illegal pigeon shooting in the countryside.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-helicopter.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-helicopter-300x187.jpg" alt="apache-helicopter" width="300" height="187" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-179" /></a><center><i>The Suffolk Police Apache Gunship helicopter</center></i><p><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Apache gunship, better known for its use in armed forces around the world, including the US and Israel, has a terrifying array of weaponry available to the two-man crew.\r\n\r\nThey will be able to target Suffolk\'s notorious gangland leaders with a deadly array of cannon machine guns and missile systems capable of smashing any getaway car or stolen bicycle in an instant.\r\n\r\nSidewinder air-to-air missiles will also be used to take out any suspicious kites being flown on Suffolk\'s beaches. <i>(EDITOR\'S NOTE: The Apache went on to accidentally blow up a Suffolk vicarage. You can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">read our coverage of the unfortunate incident here</a>)</i>\r\n\r\nNow residents, who spent years moaning about the noise of the old police helicopter hovering over towns and villages, will have to get used to deafening automatic rounds being fired and the terrifying screech of missile strikes instead.\r\n\r\nMarjory Dawes, a parish councillor from Orford, which has a deadly criminal culture known the world over, said even though she wanted a stop to crime, the Apache was way over the top.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Full Metal Jacket\'</b>\r\n\r\nShe said: "Imagine walking the dog one morning and this Apache gunship suddenly appears over the tree tops of Tunstall Forest. It would be like a scene out of Full Metal Jacket or Platoon.\r\n\r\n"And how much does this thing cost? Surely it would have been cheaper to keep the old bobby on his bike?"\r\n\r\nThe actual cost of the Apache is around £13 million, a figure Ipswich Tory MP Gen Bummer said was worth every penny. "The rural idyll of living in Suffolk has been shattered by rising crime. Only last week, a constituent of mine had a bottle of milk stolen from her doorstep.\r\n\r\n"Never let it be said that the Conservatives are not tough on crime. And once the crime has stopped, we\'ll use the gunship to mow down Labour and UKIP supporters."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette" target="_blank">Click here for our Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Public fears deadly Suffolk Police helicopter', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '178-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-04 09:00:20', '2015-06-04 09:00:20', '', 178, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (881, 1, '2015-06-04 21:24:45', '2015-06-04 21:24:45', '<b>By Izzy Jett, Aviation Correspondent\r\n\r\nA passenger shaved an astonishing ten seconds off his three-hour flight by being the first to unbuckle his seatbelt and open his overhead locker after landing.</b>\r\n\r\nDean Mowenden, of Mildenhall, Suffolk is one of a growing number of passengers who try and get off their planes before anyone else.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.469428% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/523734343?et=pzhjqRsSQ_hbRW2cFnHmFQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pu09ScAR5XY3vxcVR-bsVituEsb8Nj81dCXFnl9JgYY=" width="380" height="252" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/523734343" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Dean Mowenden grabs his bag even before the plane stops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the annoying behaviour saves them a mere few seconds - and in most cases they then end up waiting with everyone else at the terminal baggage reclaim anyway.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOn Wednesday morning, on a flight from Stansted Airport to Majorca, factory worker Mowenden timed his manoeuvre just right, grabbing his hand luggage and getting a few rows closer to the exit door of the jet before those around him had even moved.\r\n\r\nIt meant he was walking down the plane steps a full ten seconds earlier than he would have been had he waited patiently to disembark like everyone else.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Well chuffed\'</b>\r\n\r\n"I was well chuffed with that," Mowenden told the Suffolk Gazette from his seafront hotel room. "I felt my holiday really started so much earlier."\r\n\r\nBut fellow passengers were not so impressed. Iris Contrail, 64, said: "These people who unbuckle and stand up even before the seatbelt signs have been turned off are really annoying.\r\n\r\n"They have no patience and clearly think they deserve to be off faster."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Smug passenger shaves ten seconds off flight', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'passenger-flight', '', '', '2016-07-03 17:30:56', '2016-07-03 17:30:56', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=881', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (882, 1, '2015-06-04 21:19:21', '2015-06-04 21:19:21', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nA passenger shaved an astonishing ten seconds off his three-hour flight by being the first to unbuckle his seatbelt and open his overhead locker after landing.\r\n\r\nDean Mowenden, of Mildenhall, Suffolk is one of a growing number of passengers who try and get off their planes before anyone else.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.469428% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/523734343?et=pzhjqRsSQ_hbRW2cFnHmFQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pu09ScAR5XY3vxcVR-bsVituEsb8Nj81dCXFnl9JgYY=" width="380" height="252" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/523734343" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Dean Mowenden grabs his bag even before the plane stops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the annoying habit saves them a mere few seconds - and in most cases they then end up waiting with everyone else at the terminal baggage reclaim.\r\n\r\nOn Tuesday morning, on a flight from Stansted Airport to Majorca, Mowenden timed his manoeuvre just right, grabbing his hand luggage and getting a few rows closer to the exit door of the jet before those around him had even moved.\r\n\r\nIt meant he was walking down the plane steps a full ten seconds earlier than he would have been had he waited patiently to disembark like everyone else.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Well chuffed\'</b>\r\n\r\n"I was well chuffed with that," Mowenden told the Suffolk Gazette from his seafront hotel room. "I felt my holiday really started so much earlier."\r\n\r\nBut fellow passengers were not so impressed. Iris Contrail, 64, said: "These people who unbuckle and stand up even before the seatbelt signs have been turned off are really annoying.\r\n\r\n"They have no patience and clearly think they deserve to be off faster."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Passenger shaves ten seconds off flight', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '881-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-04 21:19:21', '2015-06-04 21:19:21', '', 881, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/881-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (883, 1, '2015-06-04 21:19:38', '2015-06-04 21:19:38', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nA passenger shaved an astonishing ten seconds off his three-hour flight by being the first to unbuckle his seatbelt and open his overhead locker after landing.\r\n\r\nDean Mowenden, of Mildenhall, Suffolk is one of a growing number of passengers who try and get off their planes before anyone else.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.469428% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/523734343?et=pzhjqRsSQ_hbRW2cFnHmFQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pu09ScAR5XY3vxcVR-bsVituEsb8Nj81dCXFnl9JgYY=" width="380" height="252" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/523734343" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Dean Mowenden grabs his bag even before the plane stops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the annoying habit saves them a mere few seconds - and in most cases they then end up waiting with everyone else at the terminal baggage reclaim.\r\n\r\nOn Tuesday morning, on a flight from Stansted Airport to Majorca, Mowenden timed his manoeuvre just right, grabbing his hand luggage and getting a few rows closer to the exit door of the jet before those around him had even moved.\r\n\r\nIt meant he was walking down the plane steps a full ten seconds earlier than he would have been had he waited patiently to disembark like everyone else.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Well chuffed\'</b>\r\n\r\n"I was well chuffed with that," Mowenden told the Suffolk Gazette from his seafront hotel room. "I felt my holiday really started so much earlier."\r\n\r\nBut fellow passengers were not so impressed. Iris Contrail, 64, said: "These people who unbuckle and stand up even before the seatbelt signs have been turned off are really annoying.\r\n\r\n"They have no patience and clearly think they deserve to be off faster."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Smug passenger shaves ten seconds off flight', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '881-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-04 21:19:38', '2015-06-04 21:19:38', '', 881, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/881-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (885, 1, '2015-06-04 21:24:45', '2015-06-04 21:24:45', '<b>By Izzy Jett\r\nAviation Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nA passenger shaved an astonishing ten seconds off his three-hour flight by being the first to unbuckle his seatbelt and open his overhead locker after landing.\r\n\r\nDean Mowenden, of Mildenhall, Suffolk is one of a growing number of passengers who try and get off their planes before anyone else.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.469428% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/523734343?et=pzhjqRsSQ_hbRW2cFnHmFQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pu09ScAR5XY3vxcVR-bsVituEsb8Nj81dCXFnl9JgYY=" width="380" height="252" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/523734343" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Dean Mowenden grabs his bag even before the plane stops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the annoying behaviour saves them a mere few seconds - and in most cases they then end up waiting with everyone else at the terminal baggage reclaim anyway.\r\n\r\nOn Wednesday morning, on a flight from Stansted Airport to Majorca, factory worker Mowenden timed his manoeuvre just right, grabbing his hand luggage and getting a few rows closer to the exit door of the jet before those around him had even moved.\r\n\r\nIt meant he was walking down the plane steps a full ten seconds earlier than he would have been had he waited patiently to disembark like everyone else.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Well chuffed\'</b>\r\n\r\n"I was well chuffed with that," Mowenden told the Suffolk Gazette from his seafront hotel room. "I felt my holiday really started so much earlier."\r\n\r\nBut fellow passengers were not so impressed. Iris Contrail, 64, said: "These people who unbuckle and stand up even before the seatbelt signs have been turned off are really annoying.\r\n\r\n"They have no patience and clearly think they deserve to be off faster."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Smug passenger shaves ten seconds off flight', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '881-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-04 21:24:45', '2015-06-04 21:24:45', '', 881, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/881-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (886, 1, '2015-06-08 07:35:30', '2015-06-08 07:35:30', '<b>By Doc Martin</b>\r\n\r\nHospitals across Suffolk are overflowing with cases of food poisoning from weekend barbecues.\r\n\r\nThe first glorious weekend weather of the summer sent men running to supermarkets for urgent meat provisions.\r\n\r\nThey then followed tradition by attempting to create a culinary delight on a BBQ while having no cooking skills whatsoever.\r\n\r\nAnd their efforts resulted in overdone burgers alongside uncooked chicken and sausages.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/184077906?et=-k4vTz4YQwxAiU9PLyyezg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=9irIWD1hpTv49D0qWGCe5d3xhGQaYTNZW1RaQ68cm2U=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/184077906" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Danger: men in Mendlesham preparing lunch</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital began seeing patients arriving with crippling stomach pains at around 2pm yesterday. By 5pm there was a queue of people vomiting outside the accident and emergency department, while several women and children soiled themselves.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We had so many admissions that our wards are full. We have no spare beds and have had to turn some people away. The first hot weather always brings barbecue-related sickness."\r\n\r\nJane Stevens, the local public health officer, urged men to step aside and let women do the cooking.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a sad truth that most men cannot cook, but as soon as the barbecue comes out they think they are Gordon Ramsey.\r\n\r\n"Sausages remain frozen in the middle and chicken is pink - both things that are key factors in food poisoning outbreaks."\r\n\r\nIt is believed one whole family of nine from Tuddenham, near Ipswich, was crippled by food poisoning and are all still in Ipswich Hospital.\r\n\r\nIpswich MP Ben \'Big Sausage\' Gummer, who is famed for his BBQ skills, said: "I would urge everyone to make sure their sausage is in excellent order."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Barbecue food poisoning epidemic', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'barbecue-food-poisoning', '', '', '2015-06-18 13:09:30', '2015-06-18 13:09:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=886', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (887, 1, '2015-06-08 07:32:16', '2015-06-08 07:32:16', 'Hospitals across Suffolk are overflowing with cases of food poisoning from weekend barbecues.\r\n\r\nThe first glorious weekend weather of the summer sent men running to supermarkets for urgent meat provisions.\r\n\r\nThey then followed tradition by attempting to create a culinary delight on a BBQ while having no cooking skills whatsoever.\r\n\r\nAnd their efforts resulted in overdone burgers alongside uncooked chicken and sausages.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/184077906?et=-k4vTz4YQwxAiU9PLyyezg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=9irIWD1hpTv49D0qWGCe5d3xhGQaYTNZW1RaQ68cm2U=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/184077906" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Danger: men in Mendlesham preparing lunch</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital began seeing patients arriving with crippling stomach pains at around 2pm yesterday. By 5pm there was a queue of people vomiting outside the accident and emergency department, while several women and children soiled themselves.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We had so many admissions that our wards are full. We have no spare beds and have had to turn some people away. The first hot weather always brings barbecue-related sickness."\r\n\r\nJane Stevens, the local public health officer, urged men to step aside and let women do the cooking.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a sad truth that most men cannot cook, but as soon as the barbecue comes out they think they are Gordon Ramsey.\r\n\r\n"Sausages remain frozen in the middle and chicken is pink - both things that are key factors in food poisoning outbreaks."\r\n\r\nIt is believed one whole family of nine from Tuddenham, near Ipswich, was crippled by food poisoning and are all still in Ipswich Hospital.\r\n\r\nIpswich MP Ben \'Big Sausage\' Gummer, who is famed for his BBQ skills, said: "I would urge everyone to make sure their sausage is in excellent order."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Barbecue food poisoning epidemic', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '886-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-08 07:32:16', '2015-06-08 07:32:16', '', 886, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/886-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (889, 1, '2015-06-08 07:46:55', '2015-06-08 07:46:55', '<b>By Doc Martin</b>\n\nHospitals across Suffolk are overflowing with cases of food poisoning from weekend barbecues.\n\nThe first glorious weekend weather of the summer sent men running to supermarkets for urgent meat provisions.\n\nThey then followed tradition by attempting to create a culinary delight on a BBQ while having no cooking skills whatsoever.\n\nAnd their efforts resulted in overdone burgers alongside uncooked chicken and sausages.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/184077906?et=-k4vTz4YQwxAiU9PLyyezg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=9irIWD1hpTv49D0qWGCe5d3xhGQaYTNZW1RaQ68cm2U=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/184077906" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Danger: men in Mendlesham preparing lunch</center></i><br><br>\n\nIpswich Hospital began seeing patients arriving with crippling stomach pains at around 2pm yesterday. By 5pm there was a queue of people vomiting outside the accident and emergency department, while several women and children soiled themselves.\n\nA spokesman said: "We had so many admissions that our wards are full. We have no spare beds and have had to turn some people away. The first hot weather always brings barbecue-related sickness."\n\nJane Stevens, the local public health officer, urged men to step aside and let women do the cooking.\n\n"It\'s a sad truth that most men cannot cook, but as soon as the barbecue comes out they think they are Gordon Ramsey.\n\n"Sausages remain frozen in the middle and chicken is pink - both things that are key factors in food poisoning outbreaks."\n\nIt is believed one whole family of nine from Tuddenham, near Ipswich, was crippled by food poisoning and are all still in Ipswich Hospital.\n\nIpswich MP Ben \'Big Sausage\' Gummer, who is famed for his BBQ skills, said: "I would urge everyone to make sure their sausage is in excellent order."\n\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Barbecue food poisoning epidemic', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '886-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-06-08 07:46:55', '2015-06-08 07:46:55', '', 886, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/886-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (890, 1, '2015-06-08 07:40:02', '2015-06-08 07:40:02', 'Hospitals across Suffolk are overflowing with cases of food poisoning from weekend barbecues.\r\n\r\nThe first glorious weekend weather of the summer sent men running to supermarkets for urgent meat provisions.\r\n\r\nThey then followed tradition by attempting to create a culinary delight on a BBQ while having no cooking skills whatsoever.\r\n\r\nAnd their efforts resulted in overdone burgers alongside uncooked chicken and sausages.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/184077906?et=-k4vTz4YQwxAiU9PLyyezg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=9irIWD1hpTv49D0qWGCe5d3xhGQaYTNZW1RaQ68cm2U=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/184077906" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Danger: men in Mendlesham preparing lunch</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital began seeing patients arriving with crippling stomach pains at around 2pm yesterday. By 5pm there was a queue of people vomiting outside the accident and emergency department, while several women and children soiled themselves.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We had so many admissions that our wards are full. We have no spare beds and have had to turn some people away. The first hot weather always brings barbecue-related sickness."\r\n\r\nJane Stevens, the local public health officer, urged men to step aside and let women do the cooking.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a sad truth that most men cannot cook, but as soon as the barbecue comes out they think they are Gordon Ramsey.\r\n\r\n"Sausages remain frozen in the middle and chicken is pink - both things that are key factors in food poisoning outbreaks."\r\n\r\nIt is believed one whole family of nine from Tuddenham, near Ipswich, was crippled by food poisoning and are all still in Ipswich Hospital.\r\n\r\nIpswich MP Ben \'Big Sausage\' Gummer, who is famed for his BBQ skills, said: "I would urge everyone to make sure their sausage is in excellent order."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Barbecue food poisoning epidemic', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '886-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-08 07:40:02', '2015-06-08 07:40:02', '', 886, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/886-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (891, 1, '2015-06-08 07:43:15', '2015-06-08 07:43:15', '<b>By Doc Martin</b>\r\n\r\n#Hospitals across Suffolk are overflowing with cases of food poisoning from weekend barbecues.\r\n\r\nThe first glorious weekend weather of the summer sent men running to supermarkets for urgent meat provisions.\r\n\r\nThey then followed tradition by attempting to create a culinary delight on a BBQ while having no cooking skills whatsoever.\r\n\r\nAnd their efforts resulted in overdone burgers alongside uncooked chicken and sausages.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/184077906?et=-k4vTz4YQwxAiU9PLyyezg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=9irIWD1hpTv49D0qWGCe5d3xhGQaYTNZW1RaQ68cm2U=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/184077906" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Danger: men in Mendlesham preparing lunch</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital began seeing patients arriving with crippling stomach pains at around 2pm yesterday. By 5pm there was a queue of people vomiting outside the accident and emergency department, while several women and children soiled themselves.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We had so many admissions that our wards are full. We have no spare beds and have had to turn some people away. The first hot weather always brings barbecue-related sickness."\r\n\r\nJane Stevens, the local public health officer, urged men to step aside and let women do the cooking.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a sad truth that most men cannot cook, but as soon as the barbecue comes out they think they are Gordon Ramsey.\r\n\r\n"Sausages remain frozen in the middle and chicken is pink - both things that are key factors in food poisoning outbreaks."\r\n\r\nIt is believed one whole family of nine from Tuddenham, near Ipswich, was crippled by food poisoning and are all still in Ipswich Hospital.\r\n\r\nIpswich MP Ben \'Big Sausage\' Gummer, who is famed for his BBQ skills, said: "I would urge everyone to make sure their sausage is in excellent order."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Barbecue food poisoning epidemic', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '886-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-08 07:43:15', '2015-06-08 07:43:15', '', 886, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/886-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (892, 1, '2015-06-08 07:52:10', '2015-06-08 07:52:10', '<b>By Doc Martin</b>\r\n\r\nHospitals across Suffolk are overflowing with cases of food poisoning from weekend barbecues.\r\n\r\nThe first glorious weekend weather of the summer sent men running to supermarkets for urgent meat provisions.\r\n\r\nThey then followed tradition by attempting to create a culinary delight on a BBQ while having no cooking skills whatsoever.\r\n\r\nAnd their efforts resulted in overdone burgers alongside uncooked chicken and sausages.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/184077906?et=-k4vTz4YQwxAiU9PLyyezg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=9irIWD1hpTv49D0qWGCe5d3xhGQaYTNZW1RaQ68cm2U=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/184077906" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Danger: men in Mendlesham preparing lunch</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital began seeing patients arriving with crippling stomach pains at around 2pm yesterday. By 5pm there was a queue of people vomiting outside the accident and emergency department, while several women and children soiled themselves.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We had so many admissions that our wards are full. We have no spare beds and have had to turn some people away. The first hot weather always brings barbecue-related sickness."\r\n\r\nJane Stevens, the local public health officer, urged men to step aside and let women do the cooking.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a sad truth that most men cannot cook, but as soon as the barbecue comes out they think they are Gordon Ramsey.\r\n\r\n"Sausages remain frozen in the middle and chicken is pink - both things that are key factors in food poisoning outbreaks."\r\n\r\nIt is believed one whole family of nine from Tuddenham, near Ipswich, was crippled by food poisoning and are all still in Ipswich Hospital.\r\n\r\nIpswich MP Ben \'Big Sausage\' Gummer, who is famed for his BBQ skills, said: "I would urge everyone to make sure their sausage is in excellent order."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-beer/">If you like Suffolk Gazette, click here to buy us a beer!</a>', 'Barbecue food poisoning epidemic', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '886-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-06-08 07:52:10', '2015-06-08 07:52:10', '', 886, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/886-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
