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<p><strong>MPs voting on yet another load of Brexit amendments tonight will </strong><g class="gr_ gr_60 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Style multiReplace" id="60" data-gr-id="60"><strong>scoff  free</strong></g><strong> pizza and beer delivered to the House of Commons at our expense</strong>.</p>
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<p>Taxpayers, who are fed up with MPs dithering over Brexit, will foot the bill for 700 large pizzas from Domino's, which will be delivered to the House of Commons on a fleet of scooters.</p>
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<p>Greedy MPs will then wash down the tasty dishes with bottles of ale ordered from a nearby Tesco Express.</p>
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<p>Campaigners on both sides of the Brexit debate are furious that MPs are being rewarded for doing bugger all except sitting around kicking the leave/remain debate can down the road.</p>
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<p>Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It's an insult to the British people that MPs have their snouts in the trough yet again, just for staying late in the office.</p>
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<p>"Why should they tuck in to free pizza when there are millions of people starving up and down the country? People, incidentally, who would have done a far better job sorting the Brexit mess out."</p>
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<p>[AdSense-B]</p>
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<p>It is understood Theresa May has requested a ham and pineapple option while Jeremy Corbyn prefers a cheese and tomato pizza.</p>
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<p>The free grub and booze will be paid out from the Fair Use Catering Kitchen Order Freebie Fund, or FUCKOFF for short.</p>
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<p>[AdSense-C]</p>
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