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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7187, 1, '2017-07-28 15:25:54', '2017-07-28 15:25:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/game-of-thrones.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7188" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/game-of-thrones.jpg" alt="Game of Thrones" width="628" height="434" /></a>\n\n<strong>A middle-aged man insists he is gripped by the story in Game of Thrones - and in no way watches simply to ogle at beautiful women\'s breasts.</strong>\n\nJonathan Smith, 51, says he is enjoying the hit television series because he has always been a fan of dragons "and stuff like that".\n\n\n\nBut his long-suffering wife, Samantha said: "Let\'s be honest, he\'s just watching it for the tits.\n\n"Jonathan was hooked by all the naked breasts and full-frontals in series one - and has kept watching ever since even though the nudity has been toned down. A bit.\n\n"He\'s never liked dragons or shown any interest in fantasy stories in their true sense - the only fantasies he enjoys now involve threesomes with buxom wenches in King\'s Landing."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIT manager Jonathan, from Ipswich in Suffolk, refused to admit the women in the series -- all of them -- were attractive with shapely bodies. Even the older ones.\n\n"I can\'t say I\'ve noticed," he said. "I\'m too busy trying to keep up with all the scheming and plot twists to worry about girls with no clothes on."\n\nGame of Thrones is currently broadcasting its seventh series, and centres around a lot of people claiming they are the true king or queen of a world in which a huge wall splits the north and the south.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed recently that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/game-of-thrones-norfolk/">Game of Thrones scenes were being filmed in Norfolk</a>.\n\nThere are ghostly figures, wolves, witches, dragons and even a dwarf - but that\'s enough about Norfolk.\n\n[AdSense-C]', '\'I\'m not ogling the breasts in Game of Thrones\', insists middle-aged man', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'game-of-thrones', '', '', '2019-04-22 09:49:36', '2019-04-22 09:49:36', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7187', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7189, 1, '2017-07-28 15:25:54', '2017-07-28 15:25:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/game-of-thrones.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/game-of-thrones.jpg" alt="Game of Thrones" width="628" height="434" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7188" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A middle-aged man insists he is gripped by the story in Game of Thrones - and in no way watches simply to ogle at beautiful women\'s breasts.</strong>\r\n\r\nJonathan Smith, 51, says he is enjoying the hit television series because he has always been a fan of dragons "and stuff like that".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut his long-suffering wife, Samantha said: "Let\'s be honest, he\'s just watching it for the tits.\r\n\r\n"Jonathan was hooked by all the naked breasts and full-frontals in series one - and has kept watching ever since even though the nudity has been toned down. A bit.\r\n\r\n"He\'s never liked dragons or shown any interest in fantasy stories in their true sense - the only fantasies he enjoys now involve threesomes with buxom wenches in King\'s Landing."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIT manager Jonathan, from Ipswich in Suffolk, refused to admit the women in the series -- all of them -- were attractive with shapely bodies.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t say I\'ve noticed," he said. "I\'m too busy trying to keep up with all the scheming and plot twists to worry about girls with no clothes on."\r\n\r\nGame of Thrones is currently broadcasting its seventh series, and centres around a lot of people claiming they are the true king or queen of a world in which a huge wall splits the north and the south.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed recently that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/game-of-thrones-norfolk/">Game of Thrones scenes were being filmed in Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\nThere are ghostly figures, wolves, witches, dragons and even a dwarf - but that\'s enough about Norfolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I\'m not ogling the breasts in Game of Thrones\', insists middle-aged man', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7187-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-28 15:25:54', '2017-07-28 15:25:54', '', 7187, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7187-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7190, 1, '2017-07-28 15:27:36', '2017-07-28 15:27:36', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/game-of-thrones.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/game-of-thrones.jpg" alt="Game of Thrones" width="628" height="434" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7188" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A middle-aged man insists he is gripped by the story in Game of Thrones - and in no way watches simply to ogle at beautiful women\'s breasts.</strong>\r\n\r\nJonathan Smith, 51, says he is enjoying the hit television series because he has always been a fan of dragons "and stuff like that".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut his long-suffering wife, Samantha said: "Let\'s be honest, he\'s just watching it for the tits.\r\n\r\n"Jonathan was hooked by all the naked breasts and full-frontals in series one - and has kept watching ever since even though the nudity has been toned down. A bit.\r\n\r\n"He\'s never liked dragons or shown any interest in fantasy stories in their true sense - the only fantasies he enjoys now involve threesomes with buxom wenches in King\'s Landing."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIT manager Jonathan, from Ipswich in Suffolk, refused to admit the women in the series -- all of them -- were attractive with shapely bodies. Even the older ones.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t say I\'ve noticed," he said. "I\'m too busy trying to keep up with all the scheming and plot twists to worry about girls with no clothes on."\r\n\r\nGame of Thrones is currently broadcasting its seventh series, and centres around a lot of people claiming they are the true king or queen of a world in which a huge wall splits the north and the south.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed recently that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/game-of-thrones-norfolk/">Game of Thrones scenes were being filmed in Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\nThere are ghostly figures, wolves, witches, dragons and even a dwarf - but that\'s enough about Norfolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I\'m not ogling the breasts in Game of Thrones\', insists middle-aged man', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7187-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-28 15:27:36', '2017-07-28 15:27:36', '', 7187, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7187-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7191, 1, '2017-07-28 15:38:03', '2017-07-28 15:38:03', '<strong>Television blockbuster Game of Thrones is moving to the Norfolk border where there is a ready supply of strange creatures.</strong>\r\n\r\nProducers of the series, which is watched by millions worldwide, were said to be impressed by the wall being built along the county border to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWith a scattering of fake snow, it will soon resemble the \'Wall\' which marks the northern limit of civilization protected by Jon Snow’s Nightwatch against hoards of marauding wildings, dire wolves, white walkers, giants and other mythical creatures.\r\n\r\nHuge savings on computer generated imagery will be possible as many of these creatures are believed to actually still live in Norfolk. Some claim to have seen dragons in the blackened wastes beyond Diss, but sceptics put this down to overindulgence in turnip hooch, the highly flammable tipple of choice in those parts.\r\n\r\nBetter known to us as country bumpkins, many of the locals in Norfolk have been offered parts as wildings. They need no make up, wardrobe or prosthetic extra fingers, saving even more cash for the production team.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg" alt="Game of Thrones Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4575" /></a><i>Exciting: Scenes like this will be common on the Norfolk border</i></center><Br><br>\r\n\r\nThe character Craster has over 30 wives, many of whom are his own daughters and casting has previously proved to be a problem. But no more! In Norfolk there are numerous similar family groups.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRattleshirt, the Lord of Bones along with Tormund Giantsbane were found in a pub in Dereham where many of the locals were rumoured to be snarks and skin shifters. Sufficient body doubles for the dwarf Tyrion Lannister have been found but hard-up locals are still being urged to contact the production company for work as extras.\r\n\r\nBarleywood studios near Beccles is gearing up for filming to begin later this year, and several stars of the show have been seen looking for digs around Saxmundham. Kit Harrington, who plays the heroic Jon Snow, was spotted enjoying a pint in the Bell Hotel along with scheming Margaery Tyrell - played by Natalie Dormer.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Game of Thrones to be filmed on Norfolk border', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4573-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-28 15:38:03', '2017-07-28 15:38:03', '', 4573, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4573-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7193, 1, '2017-07-31 12:28:27', '2017-07-31 12:28:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/a14.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/a14.jpg" alt="A14 in Suffolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7194" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An urgent enquiry was under way today after it was revealed the A14 was running freely from Newmarket all the way to Felixstowe.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotorists were completely unprepared for the trouble-free journey along one of Suffolk’s major routes, and took to social media to express their surprise.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice reported there were absolutely no delays along <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/a14-in-suffolk-motorway/">the A14</a> from any of the following:\r\n\r\n- <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/road-ahead-closed/">Roadworks</a>\r\n\r\n- Accidents\r\n\r\n- Broken down lorries\r\n\r\n- Cows on the carriageway\r\n\r\n- Smoke from roadside fires\r\n\r\n- Wide loads\r\n\r\nInspector Noah Clowes, of Suffolk Police’s traffic unit, said: “This was a first for us. It was a Monday morning, when there is normally chaos along the whole of the A14, but the road was clear.\r\n\r\n“We expect things to return to normal by this evening, with regular hold-ups for everyone.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHighways agency bosses have now launched an enquiry to make sure the congestion-free day cannot be repeated.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise for the stress-free day on the A14. Someone will be disciplined, just as soon as we work out who was responsible."\r\n\r\nHaulage boss Hugh Turner-Franks, of Hugh T F Transport, Tweeted: “All my units left Felixstowe at 7am as normal and got all the way through to Newmarket without any issues at all.\r\n\r\n“It was quite remarkable. Something needs to be done about it.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two years after the Suffolk Gazette revealed that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lorry-overtake/">lorry had overtaken another lorry in less than a mile</a> on the A14 near Ipswich.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Enquiry launched as A14 runs congestion free', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'a14', '', '', '2018-01-29 12:16:00', '2018-01-29 12:16:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7193', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7195, 1, '2017-07-31 12:28:27', '2017-07-31 12:28:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/a14.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/a14.jpg" alt="A14 in Suffolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7194" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An urgent enquiry was under way today after it was revealed the A14 was running freely from Newmarket all the way to Felixstowe.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotorists were completely unprepared for the trouble-free journey along one of Suffolk’s major routes, and took to social media to express their surprise.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice reported there were absolutely no delays from any of the following:\r\n\r\n- Roadworks\r\n- Accidents\r\n- Broken down lorries\r\n- Cows on the carriageway\r\n- Smoke from roadside fires\r\n- Wide loads\r\n\r\nInspector Noah Clowes, of Suffolk Police’s traffic unit, said: “This was a first for us. It was a Monday morning, when there is normally chaos along the whole of the A14, but the road was clear.\r\n\r\n“We expect things to return to normal by this evening, with regular hold-ups for everyone.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHighways agency bosses have now launched an enquiry to make sure the congestion-free day cannot be repeated.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise for the stress-free day on the A14. Someone will be disciplined, just as soon as we work out who was responsible."\r\n\r\nHaulage boss Hugh Turner-Franks, of Hugh T F Transport, Tweeted: “All my units left Felixstowe at 7am as normal and got all the way through to Newmarket without any issues at all.\r\n\r\n“It was quite remarkable. Something needs to be done about it.”\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Enquiry launched as A14 runs congestion free', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7193-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-31 12:28:27', '2017-07-31 12:28:27', '', 7193, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7193-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7196, 1, '2017-07-31 12:41:04', '2017-07-31 12:41:04', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/a14.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/a14.jpg" alt="A14 in Suffolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7194" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>An urgent enquiry was under way today after it was revealed the A14 was running freely from Newmarket all the way to Felixstowe.</strong>\n\nMotorists were completely unprepared for the trouble-free journey along one of Suffolk’s major routes, and took to social media to express their surprise.\n\n\n\nPolice reported there were absolutely no delays from any of the following:\n\n- Roadworks\n\n- Accidents\n\n- Broken down lorries\n\n- Cows on the carriageway\n\n- Smoke from roadside fires\n\n- Wide loads\n\nInspector Noah Clowes, of Suffolk Police’s traffic unit, said: “This was a first for us. It was a Monday morning, when there is normally chaos along the whole of the A14, but the road was clear.\n\n“We expect things to return to normal by this evening, with regular hold-ups for everyone.”\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHighways agency bosses have now launched an enquiry to make sure the congestion-free day cannot be repeated.\n\n"We\'d like to apologise for the stress-free day on the A14. Someone will be disciplined, just as soon as we work out who was responsible."\n\nHaulage boss Hugh Turner-Franks, of Hugh T F Transport, Tweeted: “All my units left Felixstowe at 7am as normal and got all the way through to Newmarket without any issues at all.\n\n“It was quite remarkable. Something needs to be done about it.”\n\nThe news comes just two years after the Suffolk Gazette revealed th\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Enquiry launched as A14 runs congestion free', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7193-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-31 12:41:04', '2017-07-31 12:41:04', '', 7193, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7193-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7197, 1, '2017-07-31 12:41:40', '2017-07-31 12:41:40', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/a14.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/a14.jpg" alt="A14 in Suffolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7194" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An urgent enquiry was under way today after it was revealed the A14 was running freely from Newmarket all the way to Felixstowe.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotorists were completely unprepared for the trouble-free journey along one of Suffolk’s major routes, and took to social media to express their surprise.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice reported there were absolutely no delays from any of the following:\r\n\r\n- Roadworks\r\n\r\n- Accidents\r\n\r\n- Broken down lorries\r\n\r\n- Cows on the carriageway\r\n\r\n- Smoke from roadside fires\r\n\r\n- Wide loads\r\n\r\nInspector Noah Clowes, of Suffolk Police’s traffic unit, said: “This was a first for us. It was a Monday morning, when there is normally chaos along the whole of the A14, but the road was clear.\r\n\r\n“We expect things to return to normal by this evening, with regular hold-ups for everyone.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHighways agency bosses have now launched an enquiry to make sure the congestion-free day cannot be repeated.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise for the stress-free day on the A14. Someone will be disciplined, just as soon as we work out who was responsible."\r\n\r\nHaulage boss Hugh Turner-Franks, of Hugh T F Transport, Tweeted: “All my units left Felixstowe at 7am as normal and got all the way through to Newmarket without any issues at all.\r\n\r\n“It was quite remarkable. Something needs to be done about it.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two years after the Suffolk Gazette revealed that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lorry-overtake/">lorry had overtaken another lorry in less than a mile</a> on the A14 near Ipswich.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Enquiry launched as A14 runs congestion free', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7193-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-31 12:41:40', '2017-07-31 12:41:40', '', 7193, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7193-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7198, 1, '2017-07-31 12:44:28', '2017-07-31 12:44:28', '<b>By Laurie Hall</b>\r\n\r\nThere were widespread celebrations across Suffolk last night when it emerged a lorry driver had taken LESS THAN A MILE to overtake another lorry on a dual carriageway.\r\n\r\nBaz Greening, 54, was driving his Scania truck when he pulled out to overtake a DAF lorry - yet despite a slight incline, he still managed to complete his manoeuvre inside five minutes and in less than a mile.\r\n\r\nCar drivers normally have to wait ages for lorries to pass each other, with some seemingly spending endless miles neck and neck between 50 and 60 miles per hour.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, hundreds of frustrated car drivers stack up in the fast line behind them, unable to pass.\r\n\r\nBut those who sighed or cursed when Mr Greening pulled out ahead of them on the A14 outside Ipswich soon burst into spontaneous applause when he was clear of the other lorry before Claydon.\r\n\r\nNews of the amazing piece of driving spread across social media like wildfire - and now Mr Greening, of Diesel Road, Stowmarket, is being hailed a hero.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m a bit embarrassed about all the attention. It could have happened to anyone, but luckily it was me. I\'d got a previous personal best of overtaking in two miles, but to get down to one is a great feeling.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Drivers have been high-fiving me in the street, hoping other lorry drivers can follow suit. They tend to get a bit peed off when lorries go head-to-head and the one in the slow lane fails to slow down a little bit."\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich, Kenneth Branagh, is now thinking of giving Mr Greening the freedom of the borough.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/183198007?et=jaYHkCa7RU5l_luAG2CEzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=cVs-xi_inE_d0yE1YiODdFqf384JmGXyZTorz4nfH3k=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/183198007" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A lorry where it should be - in the slow lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome councils have banned lorries from overtaking each other on busy sections of dual carriageway. But Suffolk County Council chiefs now believe a new generation of fast-overtaking lorry drivers might solve the problem.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Joy as lorry overtakes another lorry in under a mile', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '871-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-31 12:44:28', '2017-07-31 12:44:28', '', 871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7199, 1, '2017-07-31 12:51:35', '2017-07-31 12:51:35', 'A lorry overtakes another lorry in less than a mile on the A14', 'lorry overtake', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'lorry-overtake-3', '', '', '2017-07-31 12:51:55', '2017-07-31 12:51:55', '', 871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lorry-overtake-1.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7200, 1, '2017-07-31 12:53:08', '2017-07-31 12:53:08', '<strong>By Laurie Hall\r\n\r\nThere were widespread celebrations across Suffolk last night when it emerged a lorry driver had taken LESS THAN A MILE to overtake another lorry on a dual carriageway.</strong>\r\n\r\nBaz Greening, 54, was driving his Scania truck when he pulled out to overtake a DAF lorry - yet despite a slight incline, he still managed to complete his manoeuvre inside five minutes and in less than a mile.\r\n\r\nCar drivers normally have to wait ages for lorries to pass each other, with some seemingly spending endless miles neck and neck between 50 and 60 miles per hour.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, hundreds of frustrated car drivers stack up in the fast line behind them, unable to pass.\r\n\r\nBut those who sighed or cursed when Mr Greening pulled out ahead of them on the A14 outside Ipswich soon burst into spontaneous applause when he was clear of the other lorry before Claydon.\r\n\r\nNews of the amazing piece of driving spread across social media like wildfire - and now Mr Greening, of Diesel Road, Stowmarket, is being hailed a hero.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m a bit embarrassed about all the attention. It could have happened to anyone, but luckily it was me. I\'d got a previous personal best of overtaking in two miles, but to get down to one is a great feeling.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Drivers have been high-fiving me in the street, hoping other lorry drivers can follow suit. They tend to get a bit peed off when lorries go head-to-head and the one in the slow lane fails to slow down a little bit."\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich, Kenneth Branagh, is now thinking of giving Mr Greening the freedom of the borough.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lorry-overtake-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lorry-overtake-1.jpg" alt="Lorry overtakes" width="638" height="408" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7199" /></a>br><br>\r\n\r\nSome councils have banned lorries from overtaking each other on busy sections of dual carriageway. But Suffolk County Council chiefs now believe a new generation of fast-overtaking lorry drivers might solve the problem.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Joy as lorry overtakes another lorry in under a mile', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '871-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-31 12:53:08', '2017-07-31 12:53:08', '', 871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7201, 1, '2017-07-31 12:54:07', '2017-07-31 12:54:07', '<strong>By Laurie Hall\r\n\r\nThere were widespread celebrations across Suffolk last night when it emerged a lorry driver had taken LESS THAN A MILE to overtake another lorry on a dual carriageway.</strong>\r\n\r\nBaz Greening, 54, was driving his Scania truck when he pulled out to overtake a DAF lorry - yet despite a slight incline, he still managed to complete his manoeuvre inside five minutes and in less than a mile.\r\n\r\nCar drivers normally have to wait ages for lorries to pass each other, with some seemingly spending endless miles neck and neck between 50 and 60 miles per hour.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, hundreds of frustrated car drivers stack up in the fast line behind them, unable to pass.\r\n\r\nBut those who sighed or cursed when Mr Greening pulled out ahead of them on the A14 outside Ipswich soon burst into spontaneous applause when he was clear of the other lorry before Claydon.\r\n\r\nNews of the amazing piece of driving spread across social media like wildfire - and now Mr Greening, of Diesel Road, Stowmarket, is being hailed a hero.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m a bit embarrassed about all the attention. It could have happened to anyone, but luckily it was me. I\'d got a previous personal best of overtaking in two miles, but to get down to one is a great feeling.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Drivers have been high-fiving me in the street, hoping other lorry drivers can follow suit. They tend to get a bit peed off when lorries go head-to-head and the one in the slow lane fails to slow down a little bit."\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich, Kenneth Branagh, is now thinking of giving Mr Greening the freedom of the borough.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lorry-overtake-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lorry-overtake-1.jpg" alt="Lorry overtakes" width="638" height="408" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7199" /></a>br><br>\r\n\r\nSome councils have banned lorries from overtaking each other on busy sections of dual carriageway. But Suffolk County Council chiefs now believe a new generation of fast-overtaking lorry drivers might solve the problem.\r\n', 'Joy as lorry overtakes another lorry in under a mile', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '871-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-31 12:54:07', '2017-07-31 12:54:07', '', 871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7202, 1, '2017-07-31 12:56:04', '2017-07-31 12:56:04', '<strong>By Laurie Hall\r\n\r\nThere were widespread celebrations across Suffolk last night when it emerged a lorry driver had taken LESS THAN A MILE to overtake another lorry on a dual carriageway.</strong>\r\n\r\nBaz Greening, 54, was driving his Scania truck when he pulled out to overtake a DAF lorry - yet despite a slight incline, he still managed to complete his manoeuvre inside five minutes and in less than a mile.\r\n\r\nCar drivers normally have to wait ages for lorries to pass each other, with some seemingly spending endless miles neck and neck between 50 and 60 miles per hour.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, hundreds of frustrated car drivers stack up in the fast line behind them, unable to pass.\r\n\r\nBut those who sighed or cursed when Mr Greening pulled out ahead of them on the A14 outside Ipswich soon burst into spontaneous applause when he was clear of the other lorry before Claydon.\r\n\r\nNews of the amazing piece of driving spread across social media like wildfire - and now Mr Greening, of Diesel Road, Stowmarket, is being hailed a hero.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m a bit embarrassed about all the attention. It could have happened to anyone, but luckily it was me. I\'d got a previous personal best of overtaking in two miles, but to get down to one is a great feeling.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Drivers have been high-fiving me in the street, hoping other lorry drivers can follow suit. They tend to get a bit peed off when lorries go head-to-head and the one in the slow lane fails to slow down a little bit."\r\n\r\nThe Mayor of Ipswich, Kenneth Branagh, is now thinking of giving Mr Greening the freedom of the borough.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lorry-overtake-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lorry-overtake-1.jpg" alt="Lorry overtakes" width="638" height="408" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7199" /></a>br><br>\r\n\r\nSome councils have banned lorries from overtaking each other on busy sections of dual carriageway. But Suffolk County Council chiefs now believe a new generation of fast-overtaking lorry drivers might solve the problem.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2', 'Joy as lorry overtakes another lorry in under a mile', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '871-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-31 12:56:04', '2017-07-31 12:56:04', '', 871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7204, 1, '2017-07-31 18:14:08', '2017-07-31 18:14:08', 'Cordless hose', 'IMG_3403', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'img_3403', '', '', '2017-07-31 18:14:31', '2017-07-31 18:14:31', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7205, 1, '2017-07-31 18:14:55', '2017-07-31 18:14:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg" alt="Cordless hose" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7204" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break and impossible to lose.\r\n\r\n<em>Hat tip to <a href="http://www.theonion.com/">The Onion</a> for the picture.</em>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-31 18:14:55', '2017-07-31 18:14:55', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7206, 1, '2017-07-31 18:18:43', '2017-07-31 18:18:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg" alt="Cordless hose" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7204" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break and impossible to lose.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-31 18:18:43', '2017-07-31 18:18:43', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7207, 1, '2017-08-01 08:09:32', '2017-08-01 08:09:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog, Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\r\n\r\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\r\n\r\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins explained that he sometimes took a tennis ball for Goldie to play with on a walk, but on this occasion he left it at home.\r\n\r\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'man-walks-dog', '', '', '2017-08-04 11:54:14', '2017-08-04 11:54:14', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7207', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7209, 1, '2017-08-01 08:09:32', '2017-08-01 08:09:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\r\n\r\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\r\n\r\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\r\n\r\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7207-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 08:09:32', '2017-08-01 08:09:32', '', 7207, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7210, 1, '2017-08-01 13:23:23', '2017-08-01 13:23:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog, Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\n\n\n\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\n\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\n\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\n\nMr Wilkins explained that he sometimes took a tennis ball for Goldie to play with on a walk, but on this occasion he left it at home.\n\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\n \n[AdSense-B]\n\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\n\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\n\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\n\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town, Ipswich</a></h3>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7207-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 13:23:23', '2017-08-01 13:23:23', '', 7207, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7207-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7211, 1, '2017-08-01 08:15:15', '2017-08-01 08:15:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog, Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\r\n\r\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\r\n\r\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\r\n\r\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7207-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 08:15:15', '2017-08-01 08:15:15', '', 7207, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7213, 1, '2017-08-01 08:41:17', '2017-08-01 08:41:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog, Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\r\n\r\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\r\n\r\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\r\n\r\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>AD: Inspiring gift ideas from <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7207-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 08:41:17', '2017-08-01 08:41:17', '', 7207, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7214, 1, '2017-08-01 08:43:35', '2017-08-01 08:43:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog, Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\r\n\r\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\r\n\r\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\r\n\r\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>AD: Inspiring gift ideas from <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" target="_blank">The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7207-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 08:43:35', '2017-08-01 08:43:35', '', 7207, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7215, 1, '2017-08-01 08:51:02', '2017-08-01 08:51:02', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog, Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\r\n\r\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\r\n\r\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins explained that he sometimes took a tennis ball for Goldie to play with on a walk, but on this occasion he left it at home.\r\n\r\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>AD: Inspiring gift ideas from <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" target="_blank">The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7207-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 08:51:02', '2017-08-01 08:51:02', '', 7207, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7216, 1, '2017-08-01 09:05:17', '2017-08-01 09:05:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog, Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\r\n\r\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\r\n\r\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins explained that he sometimes took a tennis ball for Goldie to play with on a walk, but on this occasion he left it at home.\r\n\r\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>AD: Inspiring gift ideas from <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" target="_blank"><ul>\r\nThe House in Town</ul>\r\n\r\n</a></h3>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7207-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 09:05:17', '2017-08-01 09:05:17', '', 7207, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7217, 1, '2017-08-01 09:06:31', '2017-08-01 09:06:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog, Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\r\n\r\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\r\n\r\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins explained that he sometimes took a tennis ball for Goldie to play with on a walk, but on this occasion he left it at home.\r\n\r\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>AD: Inspiring gift ideas from <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" target="_blank">The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7207-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 09:06:31', '2017-08-01 09:06:31', '', 7207, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7218, 1, '2017-08-01 09:26:20', '2017-08-01 09:26:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/david-cameron-pig-farm.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/david-cameron-pig-farm.jpg" alt="David Cameron on his new Suffolk pig farm" width="1079" height="771" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4677" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Our Agriculture Staff\n\nFormer Prime Minister David Cameron hopes to become a \'Prince of Pork\' after purchasing a pig farm, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\n\nHe shocked colleagues by resigning as the Member of Parliament for Witney yesterday, and now plans to make a new life rearing pigs at the £1.1 farm near Stanton.\n\n\n\nMr Cameron famously became fascinated by pigs when he was at university, but many will be surprised he is now entering the pig business rather than making millions writing his memoirs or undertaking speaking engagements.\n\nA friend explained: "David loves to chillax down on the farm, and the urge to get down and dirty with his own pigs was probably too much.\n\n"He will move the family to Suffolk and build up his pig numbers. He has a desire to develop a sausage that will take the country by storm - a real British banger."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nLocals were excited about their famous new neighbour. Colin Allbeck, who runs a butchers in nearby Bury St Edmunds, said: "I\'d love to get my hands on Mr Cameron\'s sausage - it would be great for business."\n\nBut some were less than pleased. Liam Trotter, a local Labour councillor said: "I\'m worried about animal welfare. Didn\'t <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/horoscope/todays-horoscope-david-cameron/">Mr Cameron once abuse a pig</a>, albeit a dead one?"\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron buys Suffolk pig farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4675-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 09:26:20', '2017-08-01 09:26:20', '', 4675, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4675-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7219, 1, '2017-08-01 09:26:25', '2017-08-01 09:26:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/david-cameron-pig-farm.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/david-cameron-pig-farm.jpg" alt="David Cameron on his new Suffolk pig farm" width="1079" height="771" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4677" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Agriculture Staff\r\n\r\nFormer Prime Minister David Cameron hopes to become a \'Prince of Pork\' after purchasing a pig farm, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe shocked colleagues by resigning as the Member of Parliament for Witney yesterday, and now plans to make a new life rearing pigs at the £1.1 farm near Stanton.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Cameron famously became fascinated by pigs when he was at university, but many will be surprised he is now entering the pig business rather than making millions writing his memoirs or undertaking speaking engagements.\r\n\r\nA friend explained: "David loves to chillax down on the farm, and the urge to get down and dirty with his own pigs was probably too much.\r\n\r\n"He will move the family to Suffolk and build up his pig numbers. He has a desire to develop a sausage that will take the country by storm - a real British banger."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocals were excited about their famous new neighbour. Colin Allbeck, who runs a butchers in nearby Bury St Edmunds, said: "I\'d love to get my hands on Mr Cameron\'s sausage - it would be great for business."\r\n\r\nBut some were less than pleased. Liam Trotter, a local Labour councillor said: "I\'m worried about animal welfare. Didn\'t <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/horoscope/todays-horoscope-david-cameron/">Mr Cameron once abuse a pig</a>, albeit a dead one?"\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron buys Suffolk pig farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4675-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 09:26:25', '2017-08-01 09:26:25', '', 4675, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4675-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7220, 1, '2017-08-01 13:07:53', '2017-08-01 13:07:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog, Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\r\n\r\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\r\n\r\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins explained that he sometimes took a tennis ball for Goldie to play with on a walk, but on this occasion he left it at home.\r\n\r\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7207-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 13:07:53', '2017-08-01 13:07:53', '', 7207, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7221, 1, '2017-08-01 13:24:04', '2017-08-01 13:24:04', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog, Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\r\n\r\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\r\n\r\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins explained that he sometimes took a tennis ball for Goldie to play with on a walk, but on this occasion he left it at home.\r\n\r\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town, Ipswich</a></h3>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7207-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-01 13:24:04', '2017-08-01 13:24:04', '', 7207, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7223, 1, '2017-08-02 09:57:25', '2017-08-02 09:57:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg" alt="Earthing wire" width="700" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7225" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAn electrician who refused to use green and yellow earthing wire because it reminded him of Norwich City has been fined.</strong>\r\n\r\nJohn Sarjeant, from Hollesley, appeared at Ipswich magistrates charged with breaching health and safety regulations by failing to make appliances safe.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe life-long Ipswich Town supporter admitted he never used earthing cables, attached to appliances to prevent electric shocks, because anything yellow and green made him want to vomit.\r\n\r\nHe told a stunned court: "I hate Norwich City and everything to do with the tin pot football club. Green and yellow makes me sick to the stomach.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t use earthing wire because of it, but so far no one has died."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMagistrates took a dim view, however.\r\n\r\nChairman of the Bench Chris Ager said: "Whilst we appreciate there will always be good-natured banter between rival local football sides like Ipswich and Norwich, you took it too far.\r\n\r\n"You endangered the lives of your customers, and it is only a matter of luck that no one was electrocuted and killed as a result of their cookers or washing machines not being earthed correctly."\r\n\r\nThe court heard that on one occasion Sargeant had rewired a whole house in Wickham Market, including installing a new kitchen and bathroom, without earthing a single thing.\r\n\r\nSarjeant, 46, was fined £450 and ordered to pay costs to the Health and Safety team at Suffolk Trading Standards.\r\n\r\nOutside the court, he said: "I\'ll just have to give up work because I still won\'t use earthing cables."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk electrician fined for refusing to use green and yellow wire', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'earthing-wire', '', '', '2017-08-04 11:53:26', '2017-08-04 11:53:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7223', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7226, 1, '2017-08-02 08:39:51', '2017-08-02 08:39:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg" alt="Earthing wire" width="700" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7225" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAn electrician who refused to use green and yellow earthing wire because it reminded him of Norwich City has been fined.</strong>\r\n\r\nJohn Sarjeant, from Hollesley, appeared at Ipswich magistrates charged with breaching health and safety regulations by failing to make appliances safe.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe life-long Ipswich Town supporter admitted he never used earthing cables, attached to appliances to prevent electric shocks, because the sight of yellow and green made him want to vomit.\r\n\r\nHe told a stunned court: "I hate Norwich City and everything to do with the tinpot football club. Green and yellow makes me sick to the stomach.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t use earthing wire because of it, and so far no one has died."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut magistrates took a dim view.\r\n\r\nChairman of the Bench Chris Ager said: "Whilst we appreciate there will always be good-natured banter between rival local football sides like Ipswich and Norwich, you took it too far.\r\n\r\n"You endangered the lives of your customers, and it is only luck that no one was electrocuted and killed as a result of cookers or washing machines not being earthed correctly."\r\n\r\nSarjeant was fined £450 and ordered to pay costs to the Health and Safety team at Suffolk Trading Standards.\r\n\r\nOutside the court, he said: "I\'ll just have to give up work because I won\'t use earthing cables."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town, Ipswich</a></h3>', 'Suffolk electrician fined for refusing to use green and yellow wire', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7223-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-02 08:39:51', '2017-08-02 08:39:51', '', 7223, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7223-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7227, 1, '2017-08-02 09:57:25', '2017-08-02 09:57:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg" alt="Earthing wire" width="700" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7225" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAn electrician who refused to use green and yellow earthing wire because it reminded him of Norwich City has been fined.</strong>\r\n\r\nJohn Sarjeant, from Hollesley, appeared at Ipswich magistrates charged with breaching health and safety regulations by failing to make appliances safe.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe life-long Ipswich Town supporter admitted he never used earthing cables, attached to appliances to prevent electric shocks, because anything yellow and green made him want to vomit.\r\n\r\nHe told a stunned court: "I hate Norwich City and everything to do with the tin pot football club. Green and yellow makes me sick to the stomach.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t use earthing wire because of it, but so far no one has died."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMagistrates took a dim view, however.\r\n\r\nChairman of the Bench Chris Ager said: "Whilst we appreciate there will always be good-natured banter between rival local football sides like Ipswich and Norwich, you took it too far.\r\n\r\n"You endangered the lives of your customers, and it is only a matter of luck that no one was electrocuted and killed as a result of their cookers or washing machines not being earthed correctly."\r\n\r\nSarjeant, 46, was fined £450 and ordered to pay costs to the Health and Safety team at Suffolk Trading Standards.\r\n\r\nOutside the court, he said: "I\'ll just have to give up work because I still won\'t use earthing cables."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town, Ipswich</a></h3>', 'Suffolk electrician fined for refusing to use green and yellow wire', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7223-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-02 09:57:25', '2017-08-02 09:57:25', '', 7223, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7223-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7229, 1, '2017-08-02 13:05:47', '2017-08-02 13:05:47', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg" alt="Earthing wire" width="700" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7225" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nAn electrician who refused to use green and yellow earthing wire because it reminded him of Norwich City has been fined.</strong>\n\nJohn Sarjeant, from Hollesley, appeared at Ipswich magistrates charged with breaching health and safety regulations by failing to make appliances safe.\n\n\n\nThe life-long Ipswich Town supporter admitted he never used earthing cables, attached to appliances to prevent electric shocks, because anything yellow and green made him want to vomit.\n\nHe told a stunned court: "I hate Norwich City and everything to do with the tin pot football club. Green and yellow makes me sick to the stomach.\n\n"I couldn\'t use earthing wire because of it, but so far no one has died."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMagistrates took a dim view, however.\n\nChairman of the Bench Chris Ager said: "Whilst we appreciate there will always be good-natured banter between rival local football sides like Ipswich and Norwich, you took it too far.\n\n"You endangered the lives of your customers, and it is only a matter of luck that no one was electrocuted and killed as a result of their cookers or washing machines not being earthed correctly."\n\nThe court heard that on one occasion Sargeant had rewired a whole house in Wickham Market, incand installed a new kitchen without earthing a single thing.\n\nSarjeant, 46, was fined £450 and ordered to pay costs to the Health and Safety team at Suffolk Trading Standards.\n\nOutside the court, he said: "I\'ll just have to give up work because I still won\'t use earthing cables."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town, Ipswich</a></h3>', 'Suffolk electrician fined for refusing to use green and yellow wire', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7223-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-02 13:05:47', '2017-08-02 13:05:47', '', 7223, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7223-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7230, 1, '2017-08-02 13:06:03', '2017-08-02 13:06:03', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg" alt="Earthing wire" width="700" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7225" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAn electrician who refused to use green and yellow earthing wire because it reminded him of Norwich City has been fined.</strong>\r\n\r\nJohn Sarjeant, from Hollesley, appeared at Ipswich magistrates charged with breaching health and safety regulations by failing to make appliances safe.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe life-long Ipswich Town supporter admitted he never used earthing cables, attached to appliances to prevent electric shocks, because anything yellow and green made him want to vomit.\r\n\r\nHe told a stunned court: "I hate Norwich City and everything to do with the tin pot football club. Green and yellow makes me sick to the stomach.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t use earthing wire because of it, but so far no one has died."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMagistrates took a dim view, however.\r\n\r\nChairman of the Bench Chris Ager said: "Whilst we appreciate there will always be good-natured banter between rival local football sides like Ipswich and Norwich, you took it too far.\r\n\r\n"You endangered the lives of your customers, and it is only a matter of luck that no one was electrocuted and killed as a result of their cookers or washing machines not being earthed correctly."\r\n\r\nThe court heard that on one occasion Sargeant had rewired a whole house in Wickham Market, including installing a new kitchen and bathroom, without earthing a single thing.\r\n\r\nSarjeant, 46, was fined £450 and ordered to pay costs to the Health and Safety team at Suffolk Trading Standards.\r\n\r\nOutside the court, he said: "I\'ll just have to give up work because I still won\'t use earthing cables."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town, Ipswich</a></h3>', 'Suffolk electrician fined for refusing to use green and yellow wire', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7223-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-02 13:06:03', '2017-08-02 13:06:03', '', 7223, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7223-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7231, 1, '2017-08-02 15:58:03', '2017-08-02 15:58:03', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', 'morris dancing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'morris-dancing-2', '', '', '2017-08-02 15:58:32', '2017-08-02 15:58:32', '', 1444, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morris-dancing.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7232, 1, '2017-08-02 15:59:30', '2017-08-02 15:59:30', '<strong>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nPolice were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play. \r\n\r\nBut all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers\' uniform bells for the one in the ball.\r\n\r\nHe promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.\r\n\r\nMore blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.\r\n\r\nThe brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morris-dancing.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morris-dancing.jpg" alt="Morris dancers" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7231" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree morris men suffered severely bruised legs, while one of the footballers had a cut caused by being hit on the head with a morris dancer\'s stick.\r\n\r\nWith everyone blaming each other, the police were called to sort out the mess.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "It was certainly an unsual call from one of the locals in the pub. By the time we got there it had all calmed down, and both sides realised how the mistake had been made.\r\n\r\n"In fact they had made up and were all enjoying a drink together, although a couple were still being patched up by the landlord\'s wife.\r\n\r\n"We took no further action, but recommended that the morris men did not use bells on their uniforms when the blind footballers were playing nearby."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1444-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-02 15:59:30', '2017-08-02 15:59:30', '', 1444, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1444-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7233, 1, '2017-08-03 08:15:49', '2017-08-03 08:15:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-police.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-police.jpg" alt="Headless corpse" width="960" height="685" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7234" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\nand Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police will use dental records to help them identify a headless corpse found in woodland near Norwich this week.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe body was wrapped in several potato sacks and dumped in what officers describe as a "big hole".\r\n\r\n"We\'re looking into it," said Detective Inspector Will Nabham.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDetectives have so far drawn a blank over the identity of the male victim, whose head was missing from the grim scene in Bluebell Wood.\r\n\r\n"We suspect foul play because the body, which had been there for around three days, does not have a head," explained Det Insp Nabham.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s too early to say for sure. It could have been an accident."\r\n\r\nHe explained that Norfolk Police was employing the latest forensic techniques, and would be checking dental records to help identify the man, who was believed to be around 30 years old.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a new method to help with identification in these sorts of cases. We\'ll be trawling through tens of thousands of dental records."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice are appealing for witnesses as they have absolutely no idea what happened to the victim, or how he died - although they agree losing his head might have had something to do with it.\r\n\r\nForce press officer John Venables said: "We are appealing for anyone who saw anything suspicious in the Bluebell Wood area to come forward.\r\n\r\n"We appreciate most people in Norwich look suspicious, so we specifically need to speak to those who were acting more suspiciously than normal."\r\n\r\nHe said the victim was wearing pink tracksuit bottoms and a yellow and green Norwich City football shirt.\r\n\r\n"This could help narrow down our list of suspects to 200,000 Ipswich Town fans," Mr Venables said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norfolk Police check dental records to ID headless corpse', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'headless-corpse', '', '', '2017-08-04 11:52:46', '2017-08-04 11:52:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7233', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7235, 1, '2017-08-03 08:15:49', '2017-08-03 08:15:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-police.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-police.jpg" alt="Headless corpse" width="960" height="685" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7234" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\nand Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police will use dental records to help them identify a headless corpse found in woodland near Norwich this week.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe body was wrapped in several potato sacks and dumped in what officers describe as a "big hole".\r\n\r\n"We\'re looking into it," said Detective Inspector Will Nabham.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDetectives have so far drawn a blank over the identity of the male victim, whose head was missing at the grim scene in Bluebell Wood.\r\n\r\n"We suspect foul play because the body, which had been there for around three days, does not have a head," explained Det Insp Nabham.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s too early to say for sure. It could have been an accident."\r\n\r\nHe explained that Norfolk Police was employing the latest forensic techniques, and would be checking dental records to help identify the man, who was believed to be around 30 years old.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a new method to help with identification in these sorts of cases."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice are appealing for witnesses as they have absolutely no idea what happened to the victim, or how he died - although they agree losing his head might have had something to do with it.\r\n\r\nForce press officer John Venables said: "We are appealing for anyone who saw anything suspicious in the Bluebell Wood area to come forward.\r\n\r\n"We appreciate most people in Norwich look suspicious, so we specifically need to speak to those who were acting more suspiciously than normal."\r\n\r\nHe said the victim was wearing pink tracksuit bottoms and a yellow and green Norwich City football shirt.\r\n\r\n"This could help narrow down our list of suspects to 200,000 Ipswich Town fans," Mr Venables said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town, Ipswich</a></h3>', 'Norfolk Police check dental records to ID headless corpse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7233-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-03 08:15:49', '2017-08-03 08:15:49', '', 7233, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7233-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7236, 1, '2017-08-03 08:18:53', '2017-08-03 08:18:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-police.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-police.jpg" alt="Headless corpse" width="960" height="685" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7234" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\nand Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nNorfolk Police will use dental records to help them identify a headless corpse found in woodland near Norwich this week.</strong>\n\nThe body was wrapped in several potato sacks and dumped in what officers describe as a "big hole".\n\n"We\'re looking into it," said Detective Inspector Will Nabham.\n\n\n\nDetectives have so far drawn a blank over the identity of the male victim, whose head was missing from the grim scene in Bluebell Wood.\n\n"We suspect foul play because the body, which had been there for around three days, does not have a head," explained Det Insp Nabham.\n\n"But it\'s too early to say for sure. It could have been an accident."\n\nHe explained that Norfolk Police was employing the latest forensic techniques, and would be checking dental records to help identify the man, who was believed to be around 30 years old.\n\n"It\'s a new method to help with identification in these sorts of cases. We\'ll be trawling through tens of thousands of dental records."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nPolice are appealing for witnesses as they have absolutely no idea what happened to the victim, or how he died - although they agree losing his head might have had something to do with it.\n\nForce press officer John Venables said: "We are appealing for anyone who saw anything suspicious in the Bluebell Wood area to come forward.\n\n"We appreciate most people in Norwich look suspicious, so we specifically need to speak to those who were acting more suspiciously than normal."\n\nHe said the victim was wearing pink tracksuit bottoms and a yellow and green Norwich City football shirt.\n\n"This could help narrow down our list of suspects to 200,000 Ipswich Town fans," Mr Venables said.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town, Ipswich</a></h3>', 'Norfolk Police check dental records to ID headless corpse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7233-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-03 08:18:53', '2017-08-03 08:18:53', '', 7233, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7233-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7237, 1, '2017-08-03 08:18:56', '2017-08-03 08:18:56', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-police.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-police.jpg" alt="Headless corpse" width="960" height="685" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7234" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\nand Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police will use dental records to help them identify a headless corpse found in woodland near Norwich this week.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe body was wrapped in several potato sacks and dumped in what officers describe as a "big hole".\r\n\r\n"We\'re looking into it," said Detective Inspector Will Nabham.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDetectives have so far drawn a blank over the identity of the male victim, whose head was missing from the grim scene in Bluebell Wood.\r\n\r\n"We suspect foul play because the body, which had been there for around three days, does not have a head," explained Det Insp Nabham.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s too early to say for sure. It could have been an accident."\r\n\r\nHe explained that Norfolk Police was employing the latest forensic techniques, and would be checking dental records to help identify the man, who was believed to be around 30 years old.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a new method to help with identification in these sorts of cases. We\'ll be trawling through tens of thousands of dental records."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice are appealing for witnesses as they have absolutely no idea what happened to the victim, or how he died - although they agree losing his head might have had something to do with it.\r\n\r\nForce press officer John Venables said: "We are appealing for anyone who saw anything suspicious in the Bluebell Wood area to come forward.\r\n\r\n"We appreciate most people in Norwich look suspicious, so we specifically need to speak to those who were acting more suspiciously than normal."\r\n\r\nHe said the victim was wearing pink tracksuit bottoms and a yellow and green Norwich City football shirt.\r\n\r\n"This could help narrow down our list of suspects to 200,000 Ipswich Town fans," Mr Venables said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town, Ipswich</a></h3>', 'Norfolk Police check dental records to ID headless corpse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7233-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-03 08:18:56', '2017-08-03 08:18:56', '', 7233, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7233-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7238, 0, '2017-08-03 21:15:27', '2017-08-03 21:15:27', '', 'Louise Woollett', '', 'abandoned', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'louise-woollett', '', '', '2017-08-16 09:35:53', '2017-08-16 09:35:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=give_payment&#038;p=7238', 0, 'give_payment', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7239, 1, '2017-08-04 09:40:45', '2017-08-04 09:40:45', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg" alt="Combine police chase" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7240" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA thief stole a combine harvester and led police on the slowest five-mile chase on record, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe sneaky criminal struck while farm workers in Stanton, Suffolk were on a break from the wheat harvest.\r\n\r\nHe climbed in the cockpit and sped off at 6mph as farm labourers tried to give chase on foot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farmer Paul Eaton called cops as his prized £500,000 yellow New Holland harvester trundled towards a gate at the bottom of the field.\r\n\r\nThe thief smashed through the gate, damaging part of a hedge, and then disappeared up the country lane towards Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nPolice soon caught up with the harvester, which had by now shed it\'s header - the cutting blades at the front - and was weaving erratically.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We had four patrol cars with blue lights flashing behind the harvester, but we could not overtake on the lanes.\r\n\r\n"It was frustrating for the traffic units to be forced to follow helplessly at 6mph for so long - it had to be the slowest getaway attempt on record.\r\n\r\n"The harvester hit a total of 13 parked vehicles as it sped through Hunston and Stowlangtoft at 6mph, causing £15,000 of damage."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "We followed it for five miles until eventually it was forced to stop because it went down a dead-end just outside Pakenham.\r\n\r\n"Officers were able to jump up to the cab and apprehend the driver before he could get out. He smelt strongly of cider."\r\n\r\nMr Eaton said he was able to collect the harvester, which was undamaged, later in the day, and reattach the header before continuing with the harvest.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 27-year-old man from Cambridge had been arrested on suspicion of stealing a combine harvester, failing to stop, drink-driving, and criminal damage.\r\n\r\nA man will appear before Bury St Edmunds Magistrates later today.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police chase stolen combine harvester for five miles, slowly', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'combine-harvester-police', '', '', '2017-08-04 11:39:01', '2017-08-04 11:39:01', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7239', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7241, 1, '2017-08-04 09:40:45', '2017-08-04 09:40:45', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg" alt="Combine police chase" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7240" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA thief stole a combine harvester and led police on the slowest five-mile chase on record, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe sneaky criminal struck while farm workers in Stanton, Suffolk were on a break from the wheat harvest.\r\n\r\nHe climbed in the cockpit and sped off at 6mph as farm labourers tried to give chase on foot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farmer Paul Eaton called cops as his prized £500,000 yellow New Holland harvester disappeared towards a gate at the bottom of the field.\r\n\r\nThe thief smashed through the gate, damaging part of a hedge, and then disappeared up the country lane towards Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nPolice caught up with the harvester, which had by now shed it\'s header - the cutting blades at the front - and was weaving erratically.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We had four patrol cars with blue lights flashing behind the harvester, but we could not overtake on the lanes.\r\n\r\n"It was frustrating for the traffic units to be forced to follow helplessly at 6mph for so long.\r\n\r\n"The harvester hit a total of 13 parked vehicles as it sped through Hunston and Stowlangtoft at 6mph, causing £15,000 of damage."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "We followed it four five miles until eventually it was forced to stop because it went down a dead-end just outside Pakenham.\r\n\r\n"Officers were able to jump up to the cab and apprehend the driver before he could get out. He smelled strongly of cider."\r\n\r\nMr Eaton said he was able to collect the harvester, which was undamaged, later in the day, and reattach the header before continuing with the harvest.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 27-year-old man from Cambridge had been arrested on suspicion of stealing a combine harvester, failing to stop, drink-driving, and criminal damage.\r\n\r\nA man will appear before Bury St Edmunds Magistrates later today.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police chase stolen combine harvester for five miles, slowly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7239-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-04 09:40:45', '2017-08-04 09:40:45', '', 7239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7242, 1, '2017-08-04 11:38:24', '2017-08-04 11:38:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg" alt="Combine police chase" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7240" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nA thief stole a combine harvester and led police on the slowest five-mile chase on record, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe sneaky criminal struck while farm workers in Stanton, Suffolk were on a break from the wheat harvest.\n\nHe climbed in the cockpit and sped off at 6mph as farm labourers tried to give chase on foot.\n\n\n\nMeanwhile, farmer Paul Eaton called cops as his prized £500,000 yellow New Holland harvester trundled towards a gate at the bottom of the field.\n\nThe thief smashed through the gate, damaging part of a hedge, and then disappeared up the country lane towards Bury St Edmunds.\n\nPolice soon caught up with the harvester, which had by now shed it\'s header - the cutting blades at the front - and was weaving erratically.\n\nA spokesman said: "We had four patrol cars with blue lights flashing behind the harvester, but we could not overtake on the lanes.\n\n"It was frustrating for the traffic units to be forced to follow helplessly at 6mph for so long - it had to be the slowest getaway attempt on record.\n\n"The harvester hit a total of 13 parked vehicles as it sped through Hunston and Stowlangtoft at 6mph, causing £15,000 of damage."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe police spokesman added: "We followed it for five miles until eventually it was forced to stop because it went down a dead-end just outside Pakenham.\n\n"Officers were able to jump up to the cab and apprehend the driver before he could get out. He smelt strongly of cider."\n\nMr Eaton said he was able to collect the harvester, which was undamaged, later in the day, and reattach the header before continuing with the harvest.\n\nPolice say a 27-year-old man from Cambridge had been arrested on suspicion of stealing a combine harvester, failing to stop, drink-driving, and criminal damage.\n\nA man will appear before Bury St Edmunds Magistrates later today.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police chase stolen combine harvester for five miles, slowly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7239-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-04 11:38:24', '2017-08-04 11:38:24', '', 7239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7239-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7243, 1, '2017-08-04 09:42:26', '2017-08-04 09:42:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg" alt="Combine police chase" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7240" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA thief stole a combine harvester and led police on the slowest five-mile chase on record, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe sneaky criminal struck while farm workers in Stanton, Suffolk were on a break from the wheat harvest.\r\n\r\nHe climbed in the cockpit and sped off at 6mph as farm labourers tried to give chase on foot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farmer Paul Eaton called cops as his prized £500,000 yellow New Holland harvester disappeared towards a gate at the bottom of the field.\r\n\r\nThe thief smashed through the gate, damaging part of a hedge, and then disappeared up the country lane towards Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nPolice soon caught up with the harvester, which had by now shed it\'s header - the cutting blades at the front - and was weaving erratically.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We had four patrol cars with blue lights flashing behind the harvester, but we could not overtake on the lanes.\r\n\r\n"It was frustrating for the traffic units to be forced to follow helplessly at 6mph for so long - it had to be the slowest getaway attempt on record.\r\n\r\n"The harvester hit a total of 13 parked vehicles as it sped through Hunston and Stowlangtoft at 6mph, causing £15,000 of damage."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "We followed it four five miles until eventually it was forced to stop because it went down a dead-end just outside Pakenham.\r\n\r\n"Officers were able to jump up to the cab and apprehend the driver before he could get out. He smelled strongly of cider."\r\n\r\nMr Eaton said he was able to collect the harvester, which was undamaged, later in the day, and reattach the header before continuing with the harvest.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 27-year-old man from Cambridge had been arrested on suspicion of stealing a combine harvester, failing to stop, drink-driving, and criminal damage.\r\n\r\nA man will appear before Bury St Edmunds Magistrates later today.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police chase stolen combine harvester for five miles, slowly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7239-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-04 09:42:26', '2017-08-04 09:42:26', '', 7239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7244, 1, '2017-08-04 09:43:31', '2017-08-04 09:43:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg" alt="Combine police chase" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7240" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA thief stole a combine harvester and led police on the slowest five-mile chase on record, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe sneaky criminal struck while farm workers in Stanton, Suffolk were on a break from the wheat harvest.\r\n\r\nHe climbed in the cockpit and sped off at 6mph as farm labourers tried to give chase on foot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farmer Paul Eaton called cops as his prized £500,000 yellow New Holland harvester trundled towards a gate at the bottom of the field.\r\n\r\nThe thief smashed through the gate, damaging part of a hedge, and then disappeared up the country lane towards Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nPolice soon caught up with the harvester, which had by now shed it\'s header - the cutting blades at the front - and was weaving erratically.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We had four patrol cars with blue lights flashing behind the harvester, but we could not overtake on the lanes.\r\n\r\n"It was frustrating for the traffic units to be forced to follow helplessly at 6mph for so long - it had to be the slowest getaway attempt on record.\r\n\r\n"The harvester hit a total of 13 parked vehicles as it sped through Hunston and Stowlangtoft at 6mph, causing £15,000 of damage."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "We followed it four five miles until eventually it was forced to stop because it went down a dead-end just outside Pakenham.\r\n\r\n"Officers were able to jump up to the cab and apprehend the driver before he could get out. He smelled strongly of cider."\r\n\r\nMr Eaton said he was able to collect the harvester, which was undamaged, later in the day, and reattach the header before continuing with the harvest.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 27-year-old man from Cambridge had been arrested on suspicion of stealing a combine harvester, failing to stop, drink-driving, and criminal damage.\r\n\r\nA man will appear before Bury St Edmunds Magistrates later today.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police chase stolen combine harvester for five miles, slowly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7239-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-04 09:43:31', '2017-08-04 09:43:31', '', 7239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7250, 1, '2017-08-04 11:26:52', '2017-08-04 11:26:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg" alt="Combine police chase" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7240" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA thief stole a combine harvester and led police on the slowest five-mile chase on record, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe sneaky criminal struck while farm workers in Stanton, Suffolk were on a break from the wheat harvest.\r\n\r\nHe climbed in the cockpit and sped off at 6mph as farm labourers tried to give chase on foot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farmer Paul Eaton called cops as his prized £500,000 yellow New Holland harvester trundled towards a gate at the bottom of the field.\r\n\r\nThe thief smashed through the gate, damaging part of a hedge, and then disappeared up the country lane towards Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nPolice soon caught up with the harvester, which had by now shed it\'s header - the cutting blades at the front - and was weaving erratically.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We had four patrol cars with blue lights flashing behind the harvester, but we could not overtake on the lanes.\r\n\r\n"It was frustrating for the traffic units to be forced to follow helplessly at 6mph for so long - it had to be the slowest getaway attempt on record.\r\n\r\n"The harvester hit a total of 13 parked vehicles as it sped through Hunston and Stowlangtoft at 6mph, causing £15,000 of damage."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "We followed it for five miles until eventually it was forced to stop because it went down a dead-end just outside Pakenham.\r\n\r\n"Officers were able to jump up to the cab and apprehend the driver before he could get out. He smelt strongly of cider."\r\n\r\nMr Eaton said he was able to collect the harvester, which was undamaged, later in the day, and reattach the header before continuing with the harvest.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 27-year-old man from Cambridge had been arrested on suspicion of stealing a combine harvester, failing to stop, drink-driving, and criminal damage.\r\n\r\nA man will appear before Bury St Edmunds Magistrates later today.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onClick=”_gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’, ‘http://www.houseintown.co.uk/’]);”>Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police chase stolen combine harvester for five miles, slowly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7239-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-04 11:26:52', '2017-08-04 11:26:52', '', 7239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7251, 1, '2017-08-04 11:39:01', '2017-08-04 11:39:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/combine-harvester-field.jpg" alt="Combine police chase" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7240" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA thief stole a combine harvester and led police on the slowest five-mile chase on record, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe sneaky criminal struck while farm workers in Stanton, Suffolk were on a break from the wheat harvest.\r\n\r\nHe climbed in the cockpit and sped off at 6mph as farm labourers tried to give chase on foot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farmer Paul Eaton called cops as his prized £500,000 yellow New Holland harvester trundled towards a gate at the bottom of the field.\r\n\r\nThe thief smashed through the gate, damaging part of a hedge, and then disappeared up the country lane towards Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nPolice soon caught up with the harvester, which had by now shed it\'s header - the cutting blades at the front - and was weaving erratically.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We had four patrol cars with blue lights flashing behind the harvester, but we could not overtake on the lanes.\r\n\r\n"It was frustrating for the traffic units to be forced to follow helplessly at 6mph for so long - it had to be the slowest getaway attempt on record.\r\n\r\n"The harvester hit a total of 13 parked vehicles as it sped through Hunston and Stowlangtoft at 6mph, causing £15,000 of damage."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "We followed it for five miles until eventually it was forced to stop because it went down a dead-end just outside Pakenham.\r\n\r\n"Officers were able to jump up to the cab and apprehend the driver before he could get out. He smelt strongly of cider."\r\n\r\nMr Eaton said he was able to collect the harvester, which was undamaged, later in the day, and reattach the header before continuing with the harvest.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 27-year-old man from Cambridge had been arrested on suspicion of stealing a combine harvester, failing to stop, drink-driving, and criminal damage.\r\n\r\nA man will appear before Bury St Edmunds Magistrates later today.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police chase stolen combine harvester for five miles, slowly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7239-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-04 11:39:01', '2017-08-04 11:39:01', '', 7239, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7239-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7252, 1, '2017-08-04 11:52:46', '2017-08-04 11:52:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-police.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-police.jpg" alt="Headless corpse" width="960" height="685" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7234" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\nand Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police will use dental records to help them identify a headless corpse found in woodland near Norwich this week.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe body was wrapped in several potato sacks and dumped in what officers describe as a "big hole".\r\n\r\n"We\'re looking into it," said Detective Inspector Will Nabham.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDetectives have so far drawn a blank over the identity of the male victim, whose head was missing from the grim scene in Bluebell Wood.\r\n\r\n"We suspect foul play because the body, which had been there for around three days, does not have a head," explained Det Insp Nabham.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s too early to say for sure. It could have been an accident."\r\n\r\nHe explained that Norfolk Police was employing the latest forensic techniques, and would be checking dental records to help identify the man, who was believed to be around 30 years old.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a new method to help with identification in these sorts of cases. We\'ll be trawling through tens of thousands of dental records."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice are appealing for witnesses as they have absolutely no idea what happened to the victim, or how he died - although they agree losing his head might have had something to do with it.\r\n\r\nForce press officer John Venables said: "We are appealing for anyone who saw anything suspicious in the Bluebell Wood area to come forward.\r\n\r\n"We appreciate most people in Norwich look suspicious, so we specifically need to speak to those who were acting more suspiciously than normal."\r\n\r\nHe said the victim was wearing pink tracksuit bottoms and a yellow and green Norwich City football shirt.\r\n\r\n"This could help narrow down our list of suspects to 200,000 Ipswich Town fans," Mr Venables said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norfolk Police check dental records to ID headless corpse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7233-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-04 11:52:46', '2017-08-04 11:52:46', '', 7233, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7233-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7253, 1, '2017-08-04 11:53:26', '2017-08-04 11:53:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/earthing-wire.jpg" alt="Earthing wire" width="700" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7225" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAn electrician who refused to use green and yellow earthing wire because it reminded him of Norwich City has been fined.</strong>\r\n\r\nJohn Sarjeant, from Hollesley, appeared at Ipswich magistrates charged with breaching health and safety regulations by failing to make appliances safe.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe life-long Ipswich Town supporter admitted he never used earthing cables, attached to appliances to prevent electric shocks, because anything yellow and green made him want to vomit.\r\n\r\nHe told a stunned court: "I hate Norwich City and everything to do with the tin pot football club. Green and yellow makes me sick to the stomach.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t use earthing wire because of it, but so far no one has died."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMagistrates took a dim view, however.\r\n\r\nChairman of the Bench Chris Ager said: "Whilst we appreciate there will always be good-natured banter between rival local football sides like Ipswich and Norwich, you took it too far.\r\n\r\n"You endangered the lives of your customers, and it is only a matter of luck that no one was electrocuted and killed as a result of their cookers or washing machines not being earthed correctly."\r\n\r\nThe court heard that on one occasion Sargeant had rewired a whole house in Wickham Market, including installing a new kitchen and bathroom, without earthing a single thing.\r\n\r\nSarjeant, 46, was fined £450 and ordered to pay costs to the Health and Safety team at Suffolk Trading Standards.\r\n\r\nOutside the court, he said: "I\'ll just have to give up work because I still won\'t use earthing cables."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk electrician fined for refusing to use green and yellow wire', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7223-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-04 11:53:26', '2017-08-04 11:53:26', '', 7223, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7223-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7254, 1, '2017-08-04 11:54:14', '2017-08-04 11:54:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/man-walks-dog.jpg" alt="Man walks dog" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7208" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Suffolk has taken his dog for a walk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nClive Wilkins decided to treat his dog, Goldie to some exercise when he got back from work yesterday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe walked along Rushmere Road in Ipswich, over Humber Doucy Lane and then let Goldie off the lead for a run around the field opposite the church.\r\n\r\n"Goldie had a lovely walk," Mr Wilkins confirmed. "He enjoys it around there.\r\n\r\n"He sniffed lots of things, chased a rabbit, met another dog and must have cocked his leg a dozen times."\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins explained that he sometimes took a tennis ball for Goldie to play with on a walk, but on this occasion he left it at home.\r\n\r\nThe five-year-old Golden Retriever spends most of his day asleep by the front door, hoping he is going to be taken for a walk.\r\n \r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe wags his tail when Mr Wilkins gets his lead out of the cupboard, and it does not stop wagging until he finishes the walk.\r\n\r\nMr Wilkins, who works at a law firm in Ipswich, said he intends to take Goldie for another walk today.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really no trouble when the weather is nice," he said. "It\'s not as much fun in the winter, but I wrap up warm."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just two months after a man found some rare <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/white-dog-poo/">white dog poo</a> while walking in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man walks dog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7207-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-04 11:54:14', '2017-08-04 11:54:14', '', 7207, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7256, 1, '2017-08-05 10:20:03', '2017-08-05 10:20:03', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Barney McGrew, Framlingham Reporter\r\n\r\nResidents have voiced concerns that Framlingham\'s new fire engine is not up to required safety standards.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Fire Service budget is under extreme pressure, and although Framlingham\'s fire station remains open, its fire engine was downgraded.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLocals who have seen the new appliance racing around the town have not been impressed. They say they doubt it could cope if a major fire broke out.\r\n\r\nAnd a major Suffolk Gazette investigation has uncovered a host of potentially dangerous faults with the new fire engine, which is rumoured to have cost Suffolk County Council £125,000.\r\n\r\nWe were shown around the new appliance by a fire station insider who was concerned it has some service issues.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg" alt="new fire engine" width="850" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3689" /></a><i>Flaming row: locals argue the new fire engine is not safe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne key problem is that it has a maximum speed of 3 mph, which means response times could be dangerously slow. Also, getting out of Framlingham in a northerly direction - up the hill - would be even slower.\r\n\r\n"If a blaze broke out at a farm in Tannington, which is about five miles away, it could take the unit around two hours to get there," said the insider, who asked not to be named.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe next issue our investigation uncovered was that the appliance has just a 30-litre water capacity kept in two plastic buckets, which would make it difficult to tackle anything larger than an oven fire.\r\n\r\nAnd the third major flaw is the rescue ladder, which sits on top of the vehicle. We measured it and found that, even when fully extended, it reached 1.5 metres.\r\n\r\nThe insider explained: "This could have serious consequences for anyone who does not live in a bungalow."\r\n\r\nA county council spokesman insisted the new fire engine was fit for purpose. "It\'s red and has a bell, and will get from A to B eventually. Some people will complain about anything."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'New fire engine sparks safety fears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3686-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-05 10:20:03', '2017-08-05 10:20:03', '', 3686, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3686-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7257, 1, '2017-08-06 11:21:17', '2017-08-06 11:21:17', '<strong>A sell-out crowd and huge television audience were left disappointed last night when East Anglia\'s greatest cabbage sprinter failed to win his last race before retirement.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnticipation was sky-high that Hussain Holt would add one final world title to add to his astonishing eight cabbage-sprinting Olympic golds.\r\n\r\nCabbage sprinting is a traditional East Anglian sport in which athletes dress in suits and have to run 100 metres as fast as they can - with a cabbage balanced on their head.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHolt, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, became a firm crowd favourite, but his final appearance last night at the Mildenhall speedway stadium track was marred because the race was one Justin Spuckler, from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nSpuckler has twice been banned from cabbage sprinting after being found guilty of substance abuse.\r\n\r\nTests revealed he had been putting glue on his cabbage to help him balance it on his head, allowing him to run faster.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg" alt="Cabbage srpinting" width="700" height="547" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7258" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnd although he has now turned over a new leaf, cabbage sprinting fans, and especially supporters of Hussain Holt, have never forgiven Spuckler (pictured above, center, with Holt on the left and third-placed finisher Ben Olney, right).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe was booed when he appeared on track for the race, and again when he won in 27.03 seconds, a season best time.\r\n\r\nHolt, however, greeted his adoring fans at the end and even did his trademark salute, which involves sticking his cabbage onto the end of an arrow, and firing it into the crowd.\r\n\r\nHe told BBC Look East afterwards: "It was a shame to lose my last race, but fair play to Spuckler.\r\n\r\n"I now intend to enjoy my retirement - although I have one cabbage relay race to go. This is it for my individual sprinting, however."\r\n\r\nExperts say it is highly unlikely another cabbage sprinter will come anywhere near winning so many world championships and Olympic golds.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Shock as famous cabbage sprinter fails to win last race', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cabbage-sprinter', '', '', '2017-08-06 11:34:58', '2017-08-06 11:34:58', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7257', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7259, 1, '2017-08-06 11:21:17', '2017-08-06 11:21:17', '<strong>A huge crowd and massive television audience were left disappointed last night when East Anglia\'s greatest cabbage sprinter failed to win his last race before retirement.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnticipation was sky-high that Hussain Holt would add one final world title to add to his astonishing eight cabbage-sprinting Olympic golds.\r\n\r\nCabbage sprinting is a traditional East Anglia sport in which athletes dress in suits and have to run 100 metres as fast as they can - with a cabbage balanced on their head.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHolt, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, became a firm crowd favourite, but his final appearance last night at the Mildenhall speedway stadium track was marred because the race was one Justin Spuckler, from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nSpuckler has twice been banned from cabbage sprinting after being found guilty of substance abuse.\r\n\r\nTests revealed he had been putting glue on his cabbage to help him balance it on his head, allowing him to run faster.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg" alt="Cabbage srpinting" width="700" height="547" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7258" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnd although he has now turned over a new leaf, cabbage sprinting fans, and especially supporters of Hussain Holt, have never forgiven Spuckler (pictured above, center, with Holt on the left and third-placed finisher Arthur Giles, right).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe was booed when he appeared on track for the race, and again when he won in a time of 27.03 seconds, a season best time.\r\n\r\nHolt, however, greeted his adoring fans at the end and even did his trademark salute, which involves sticking his cabbage onto the end of an arrow, and firing it into the crowd.\r\n\r\nHe told BBC Look East afterwards: "It was a shame to lose my last race, but fair play to Spuckler.\r\n\r\n"I now intend to enjoy my retirement - although I have one cabbage relay race to go. This is it for my individual sprinting, however."\r\n\r\nExperts say it is highly unlikely another cabbage sprinter will come anywhere near winning so many world championships and Olympic golds.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Shock as famous cabbage sprinter fails to win last race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7257-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-06 11:21:17', '2017-08-06 11:21:17', '', 7257, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7257-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7260, 1, '2017-08-06 11:24:47', '2017-08-06 11:24:47', '<strong>A huge crowd and massive television audience were left disappointed last night when East Anglia\'s greatest cabbage sprinter failed to win his last race before retirement.</strong>\n\nAnticipation was sky-high that Hussain Holt would add one final world title to add to his astonishing eight cabbage-sprinting Olympic golds.\n\nCabbage sprinting is a traditional East Anglian sport in which athletes dress in suits and have to run 100 metres as fast as they can - with a cabbage balanced on their head.\n\n\n\nHolt, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, became a firm crowd favourite, but his final appearance last night at the Mildenhall speedway stadium track was marred because the race was one Justin Spuckler, from Norfolk.\n\nSpuckler has twice been banned from cabbage sprinting after being found guilty of substance abuse.\n\nTests revealed he had been putting glue on his cabbage to help him balance it on his head, allowing him to run faster.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg" alt="Cabbage srpinting" width="700" height="547" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7258" /></a><br><br>\n\nAnd although he has now turned over a new leaf, cabbage sprinting fans, and especially supporters of Hussain Holt, have never forgiven Spuckler (pictured above, center, with Holt on the left and third-placed finisher Arthur Giles, right).\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHe was booed when he appeared on track for the race, and again when he won in 27.03 seconds, a season best time.\n\nHolt, however, greeted his adoring fans at the end and even did his trademark salute, which involves sticking his cabbage onto the end of an arrow, and firing it into the crowd.\n\nHe told BBC Look East afterwards: "It was a shame to lose my last race, but fair play to Spuckler.\n\n"I now intend to enjoy my retirement - although I have one cabbage relay race to go. This is it for my individual sprinting, however."\n\nExperts say it is highly unlikely another cabbage sprinter will come anywhere near winning so many world championships and Olympic golds.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n\n', 'Shock as famous cabbage sprinter fails to win last race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7257-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-06 11:24:47', '2017-08-06 11:24:47', '', 7257, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7257-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7261, 1, '2017-08-06 11:25:23', '2017-08-06 11:25:23', '<strong>A huge crowd and massive television audience were left disappointed last night when East Anglia\'s greatest cabbage sprinter failed to win his last race before retirement.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnticipation was sky-high that Hussain Holt would add one final world title to add to his astonishing eight cabbage-sprinting Olympic golds.\r\n\r\nCabbage sprinting is a traditional East Anglian sport in which athletes dress in suits and have to run 100 metres as fast as they can - with a cabbage balanced on their head.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHolt, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, became a firm crowd favourite, but his final appearance last night at the Mildenhall speedway stadium track was marred because the race was one Justin Spuckler, from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nSpuckler has twice been banned from cabbage sprinting after being found guilty of substance abuse.\r\n\r\nTests revealed he had been putting glue on his cabbage to help him balance it on his head, allowing him to run faster.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg" alt="Cabbage srpinting" width="700" height="547" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7258" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnd although he has now turned over a new leaf, cabbage sprinting fans, and especially supporters of Hussain Holt, have never forgiven Spuckler (pictured above, center, with Holt on the left and third-placed finisher Arthur Giles, right).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe was booed when he appeared on track for the race, and again when he won in 27.03 seconds, a season best time.\r\n\r\nHolt, however, greeted his adoring fans at the end and even did his trademark salute, which involves sticking his cabbage onto the end of an arrow, and firing it into the crowd.\r\n\r\nHe told BBC Look East afterwards: "It was a shame to lose my last race, but fair play to Spuckler.\r\n\r\n"I now intend to enjoy my retirement - although I have one cabbage relay race to go. This is it for my individual sprinting, however."\r\n\r\nExperts say it is highly unlikely another cabbage sprinter will come anywhere near winning so many world championships and Olympic golds.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Shock as famous cabbage sprinter fails to win last race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7257-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-06 11:25:23', '2017-08-06 11:25:23', '', 7257, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7257-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7262, 1, '2017-08-06 11:33:53', '2017-08-06 11:33:53', '<strong>A huge crowd and massive television audience were left disappointed last night when East Anglia\'s greatest cabbage sprinter failed to win his last race before retirement.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnticipation was sky-high that Hussain Holt would add one final world title to add to his astonishing eight cabbage-sprinting Olympic golds.\r\n\r\nCabbage sprinting is a traditional East Anglian sport in which athletes dress in suits and have to run 100 metres as fast as they can - with a cabbage balanced on their head.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHolt, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, became a firm crowd favourite, but his final appearance last night at the Mildenhall speedway stadium track was marred because the race was one Justin Spuckler, from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nSpuckler has twice been banned from cabbage sprinting after being found guilty of substance abuse.\r\n\r\nTests revealed he had been putting glue on his cabbage to help him balance it on his head, allowing him to run faster.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg" alt="Cabbage srpinting" width="700" height="547" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7258" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnd although he has now turned over a new leaf, cabbage sprinting fans, and especially supporters of Hussain Holt, have never forgiven Spuckler (pictured above, center, with Holt on the left and third-placed finisher Ben Olney, right).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe was booed when he appeared on track for the race, and again when he won in 27.03 seconds, a season best time.\r\n\r\nHolt, however, greeted his adoring fans at the end and even did his trademark salute, which involves sticking his cabbage onto the end of an arrow, and firing it into the crowd.\r\n\r\nHe told BBC Look East afterwards: "It was a shame to lose my last race, but fair play to Spuckler.\r\n\r\n"I now intend to enjoy my retirement - although I have one cabbage relay race to go. This is it for my individual sprinting, however."\r\n\r\nExperts say it is highly unlikely another cabbage sprinter will come anywhere near winning so many world championships and Olympic golds.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Shock as famous cabbage sprinter fails to win last race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7257-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-06 11:33:53', '2017-08-06 11:33:53', '', 7257, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7257-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7263, 1, '2017-08-06 11:34:58', '2017-08-06 11:34:58', '<strong>A sell-out crowd and huge television audience were left disappointed last night when East Anglia\'s greatest cabbage sprinter failed to win his last race before retirement.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnticipation was sky-high that Hussain Holt would add one final world title to add to his astonishing eight cabbage-sprinting Olympic golds.\r\n\r\nCabbage sprinting is a traditional East Anglian sport in which athletes dress in suits and have to run 100 metres as fast as they can - with a cabbage balanced on their head.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHolt, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, became a firm crowd favourite, but his final appearance last night at the Mildenhall speedway stadium track was marred because the race was one Justin Spuckler, from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nSpuckler has twice been banned from cabbage sprinting after being found guilty of substance abuse.\r\n\r\nTests revealed he had been putting glue on his cabbage to help him balance it on his head, allowing him to run faster.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cabbage-sprinting-e1502017768388.jpg" alt="Cabbage srpinting" width="700" height="547" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7258" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nAnd although he has now turned over a new leaf, cabbage sprinting fans, and especially supporters of Hussain Holt, have never forgiven Spuckler (pictured above, center, with Holt on the left and third-placed finisher Ben Olney, right).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe was booed when he appeared on track for the race, and again when he won in 27.03 seconds, a season best time.\r\n\r\nHolt, however, greeted his adoring fans at the end and even did his trademark salute, which involves sticking his cabbage onto the end of an arrow, and firing it into the crowd.\r\n\r\nHe told BBC Look East afterwards: "It was a shame to lose my last race, but fair play to Spuckler.\r\n\r\n"I now intend to enjoy my retirement - although I have one cabbage relay race to go. This is it for my individual sprinting, however."\r\n\r\nExperts say it is highly unlikely another cabbage sprinter will come anywhere near winning so many world championships and Olympic golds.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Shock as famous cabbage sprinter fails to win last race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7257-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-06 11:34:58', '2017-08-06 11:34:58', '', 7257, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7257-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7264, 1, '2017-08-07 12:41:26', '2017-08-07 12:41:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/seagull.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7265" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/seagull.jpg" alt="seagull" width="960" height="635" /></a>\n\n<strong>A rogue seagull ripped off a man\'s right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nExperts say the fearsome bird mistook the man\'s exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack.\n\n\n\nAs the man - who has not been named - dozed on his patio in his detached home near Ipswich, the seagull swooped from the sky, and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle.\n\nHe woke screaming in agony and saw the bird flying away with one of his \'crown jewels\' wedged in its yellow beak.\n\nHis wife called an ambulance, and staff at Ipswich Hospital\'s accident and emergency department had to patch him up, and give him a course of antibiotics to prevent infection.\n\nA hospital source said: "Nobody could quite believe it when the poor chap was brought in. There was a lot of blood and he was in agony, but he will feel better in a few weeks.\n\n"The injury is not life-threatening, and tests have confirmed that his remaining testicle is still in working order, so he will be able to have children."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for research group Seagull Watch International confirmed that seagulls often feed on the eggs of small birds.\n\n"Eggs are full of protein - it\'s why we eat them, after all. Gulls will often steal other birds\' eggs, so it is unfortunate for this man that his private parts resembled a couple of eggs in a nest.\n\n"It was no doubt a young adult gull that is still learning to be independent.\n\n"This is the first time we have heard of such an attack in the UK, and it is probably a one-off event, but just in case this particular seagull has now got a taste for \'men\'s eggs\', we would recommend putting some shorts on while sunbathing at home."\n\nIpswich Hospital refused to name the seagull victim, or even pass on an interview request from the Suffolk Gazette.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Seagull rips off man\'s testicle as he sunbathes naked', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'seagull-testicle', '', '', '2019-05-07 11:04:23', '2019-05-07 11:04:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7264', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7266, 1, '2017-08-07 12:41:26', '2017-08-07 12:41:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/seagull.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/seagull.jpg" alt="seagull" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7265" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A rogue seagull ripped off a man\'s right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the fearsome bird mistook the man\'s exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the man - who has not been named - dozed on his patio in his detached home near Ipswich, the seagull swooped from the sky, and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle.\r\n\r\nHe woke screaming in agony, and saw the bird flying away with one of his \'crown jewels\' wedged in its yellow beak.\r\n\r\nHis wife called an ambulance, and staff at Ipswich Hospital\'s accident and emergency department had to patch him up, and give him a course of antibiotics to prevent infection.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA hospital source said: "Nobody could quite believe it when the poor chap was brought in. There was a lot of blood and he was in agony, but he will feel better in a few weeks.\r\n\r\n"The injury is not life threatening, and tests have confirmed that his remaining testicle is still in working order, so he will be able to have children."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for research group Seagull Watch International confirmed that seagulls often feed on the eggs of small birds.\r\n\r\n"Eggs are full of protein - it\'s why we eat them, after all. Gulls will often steal other birds\' eggs, so it is unfortunate for this man that his private parts resembled a couple of eggs in a nest.\r\n\r\n"This is the first time we have heard of such an attack in the UK, and it is probably a one-off event. It was no doubt a young adult gull that is still learning to be independent.\r\n\r\n"But just in case this particular seagull has now got a taste for \'men\'s eggs\', we would recommend putting some shorts on while sunbathing at home."\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital refused to name the seagull victim, or even pass on an interview request from the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Seagull rips off man\'s testicle as he sunbathes naked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7264-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-07 12:41:26', '2017-08-07 12:41:26', '', 7264, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7264-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7268, 1, '2017-08-07 12:45:17', '2017-08-07 12:45:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/seagull.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/seagull.jpg" alt="seagull" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7265" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A rogue seagull ripped off a man\'s right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the fearsome bird mistook the man\'s exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the man - who has not been named - dozed on his patio in his detached home near Ipswich, the seagull swooped from the sky, and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle.\r\n\r\nHe woke screaming in agony, and saw the bird flying away with one of his \'crown jewels\' wedged in its yellow beak.\r\n\r\nHis wife called an ambulance, and staff at Ipswich Hospital\'s accident and emergency department had to patch him up, and give him a course of antibiotics to prevent infection.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA hospital source said: "Nobody could quite believe it when the poor chap was brought in. There was a lot of blood and he was in agony, but he will feel better in a few weeks.\r\n\r\n"The injury is not life threatening, and tests have confirmed that his remaining testicle is still in working order, so he will be able to have children."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for research group Seagull Watch International confirmed that seagulls often feed on the eggs of small birds.\r\n\r\n"Eggs are full of protein - it\'s why we eat them, after all. Gulls will often steal other birds\' eggs, so it is unfortunate for this man that his private parts resembled a couple of eggs in a nest.\r\n\r\n"It was no doubt a young adult gull that is still learning to be independent.\r\n\r\n"This is the first time we have heard of such an attack in the UK, and it is probably a one-off event, but just in case this particular seagull has now got a taste for \'men\'s eggs\', we would recommend putting some shorts on while sunbathing at home."\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital refused to name the seagull victim, or even pass on an interview request from the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Seagull rips off man\'s testicle as he sunbathes naked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7264-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-07 12:45:17', '2017-08-07 12:45:17', '', 7264, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7264-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7269, 1, '2017-08-07 12:52:16', '2017-08-07 12:52:16', '<strong>By Peter Grimes\r\nAldeburgh Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:388px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.899614% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/175754122?et=W16-YgHSTL5ghiD_JqyMJQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=S6EfAue6lq43z4n2GuNZ_fTKa37fZhD_z2RJkNqFuWE=" width="388" height="248" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/175754122" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Seagulls do not trouble Aldeburgh seafront unless invited</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:345px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:81.086957% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/451957961?et=dbsPf7JIQMp7yo05KnQsuw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=P0cpLBXs_4q_3HbEzfB_VB6wH690ZLVEGsT3lhoej0Q=" width="345" height="279" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/451957961" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A foul-mouthed seagull from the common town of Basildon, Essex</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-07 12:52:16', '2017-08-07 12:52:16', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7270, 1, '2017-08-07 12:53:36', '2017-08-07 12:53:36', '<strong>By Peter Grimes\r\nAldeburgh Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1218" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<center><iframe style="width:120px;height:240px;" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="//ws-eu.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&OneJS=1&Operation=GetAdHtml&MarketPlace=GB&source=ac&ref=tf_til&ad_type=product_link&tracking_id=punpok-21&marketplace=amazon&region=GB&placement=B00JX23X50&asins=B00JX23X50&linkId=SA4Q7JQDSJ6RNCKD&show_border=true&link_opens_in_new_window=true"></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-07 12:53:36', '2017-08-07 12:53:36', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7271, 1, '2017-08-07 12:54:29', '2017-08-07 12:54:29', '<strong>By Peter Grimes\r\nAldeburgh Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Government plans to solve the national seagull crisis by learning lessons from the posh and well-mannered gulls in Aldeburgh.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins have noticed how the seagulls in the genteel Suffolk seaside town are extremely polite and quiet.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey keep their distance from locals and well-heeled tourists, and only accept a snack of a tasty vol-au-vent, canape or dollop of foie gras if it is offered to them.\r\n\r\nThe exemplary behaviour of the Aldeburgh seagulls is in stark contrast to the screeching, evil, murderous gulls terrorising people and pets across the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1218" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nReports of seagulls attacking humans, killing dogs, pecking the eyes out of young children, stealing cars and removing the wheels from pensioners\' wheelchairs have hit fever-pitch in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron promised everyone needed to have a "big conversation" to decide how to solve the issue.\r\n\r\nHe has instructed his team to study the Aldeburgh seagulls and see how their genes can be spread to the rest of the gull population - because they are the perfect "role model".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut locals in Aldeburgh said the local gulls only behaved well because they copied townsfolk.\r\n\r\nLady Hilary Fotherington-Smythe, who lives on the seafront, said: "We are all made from the right stock here in Aldeburgh. The way we go about our business is reflected by the local wildlife.\r\n\r\n"The gulls see how we behave and copy us. As a result they are respectful, quiet, polite, and do not steal. They also think they are better than the gulls anywhere else in our country.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Cameron wants seagulls elsewhere to do the same thing, he has to make sure the rest of the human population tries to be just a little bit like us as well."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are \'role models\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1212-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-07 12:54:29', '2017-08-07 12:54:29', '', 1212, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1212-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7272, 1, '2017-08-08 14:26:25', '2017-08-08 14:26:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg" alt="Norfolk road speed signs" width="1021" height="566" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7273" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nVillages across Norfolk have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe road signs are written in the backward local language so that Norfolk people can tell if they are going too fast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey are cropping up all over the county, but one visiting motorist, who was risking life and limb by crossing over the border from Suffolk, found three in the same village of Old Buckenham, near Attleborough.\r\n\r\n"It\'s rare to see three in the same place," the motorist, who asked not to be named for safety reasons, said.\r\n\r\n"The local language is quite quaint, to be fair," he added. "But it does rather add to Norfolk\'s reputation of being a medieval throwback."\r\n\r\nNorfolk County Council said villagers were concerned that local horses and carts were passing through at over 7 or even 8mph, and had asked for warning signs that could be more easily understood.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Occasionally a real car visits from abroad in Suffolk. That really puts the wind up the locals and they can\'t comprehend it.\r\n\r\n"The sheer speed terrifies them, and they simply <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pointing-at-cars/">stand and point at the cars</a>."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler said: "The pace of life here is fast enough without having traffic passing through at the speed of light."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler, who lives with his sister and their eight children, added that he had been in a car once and didn\'t much care for it.\r\n\r\nAfter successful tests on the Norfolk Broads waterways, plans are now under way to introduce a 6mph speed limit across the whole of Norfolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Slow yew down, bor', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-road-signs', '', '', '2017-08-08 14:57:26', '2017-08-08 14:57:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7272', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7273, 1, '2017-08-08 14:20:08', '2017-08-08 14:20:08', 'Speed signs in Norfolk written in the local language', 'norfolk road signs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-road-signs-2', '', '', '2017-08-08 14:21:34', '2017-08-08 14:21:34', '', 7272, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7274, 1, '2017-08-08 14:26:25', '2017-08-08 14:26:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg" alt="Norfolk road speed signs" width="1021" height="566" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7273" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nVillages across Norfolk have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe road signs are written in the backward local language so that Norfolk people can tell if they are going too fast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey are cropping up all over the county, but one visiting motorist, who was risking life and limb by crossing over the border from Suffolk, found three in the same village of Old Buckenham, near Attleborough.\r\n\r\n"It\'s rare to see three in the same place," the motorist, who asked not to be named for safety reasons, said.\r\n\r\n"The local language is quite quaint, to be fair," he added. "But it does rather add to Norfolk\'s reputation of being a medieval throwback."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk County Council said villagers were concerned that local horses and carts were passing through at over 7mph, and had asked for warning signs that could be more easily understood.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Occasionally a real car visits from abroad in Suffolk. That really puts the wind up the locals and they can\'t comprehend it."\r\n\r\nLocal turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler said: "The pace of life here is fast enough without having traffic passing through at the speed of light."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Slow yew down, bor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7272-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-08 14:26:25', '2017-08-08 14:26:25', '', 7272, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7272-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7275, 1, '2017-08-08 14:31:18', '2017-08-08 14:31:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg" alt="Norfolk road speed signs" width="1021" height="566" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7273" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nVillages across Norfolk have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe road signs are written in the backward local language so that Norfolk people can tell if they are going too fast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey are cropping up all over the county, but one visiting motorist, who was risking life and limb by crossing over the border from Suffolk, found three in the same village of Old Buckenham, near Attleborough.\r\n\r\n"It\'s rare to see three in the same place," the motorist, who asked not to be named for safety reasons, said.\r\n\r\n"The local language is quite quaint, to be fair," he added. "But it does rather add to Norfolk\'s reputation of being a medieval throwback."\r\n\r\nNorfolk County Council said villagers were concerned that local horses and carts were passing through at over 7mph, and had asked for warning signs that could be more easily understood.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Occasionally a real car visits from abroad in Suffolk. That really puts the wind up the locals and they can\'t comprehend it."\r\n\r\nLocal turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler said: "The pace of life here is fast enough without having traffic passing through at the speed of light."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Slow yew down, bor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7272-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-08 14:31:18', '2017-08-08 14:31:18', '', 7272, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7272-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7276, 1, '2017-08-08 14:53:35', '2017-08-08 14:53:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg" alt="Norfolk road speed signs" width="1021" height="566" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7273" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nVillages across Norfolk have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them.</strong>\n\nThe road signs are written in the backward local language so that Norfolk people can tell if they are going too fast.\n\n\n\nThey are cropping up all over the county, but one visiting motorist, who was risking life and limb by crossing over the border from Suffolk, found three in the same village of Old Buckenham, near Attleborough.\n\n"It\'s rare to see three in the same place," the motorist, who asked not to be named for safety reasons, said.\n\n"The local language is quite quaint, to be fair," he added. "But it does rather add to Norfolk\'s reputation of being a medieval throwback."\n\nNorfolk County Council said villagers were concerned that local horses and carts were passing through at over 7 or even 8mph, and had asked for warning signs that could be more easily understood.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman said: "Occasionally a real car visits from abroad in Suffolk. That really puts the wind up the locals and they can\'t comprehend it.\n\n"The sheer speed terrifies them, and they simply <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pointing-at-cars/">stand and point at the cars</a>."\n\nLocal turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler said: "The pace of life here is fast enough without having traffic passing through at the speed of light."\n\nMr Spuckler, who lives with his sister and their eight children, added that he had been in a car once and didn\'t much care for it.\n\nPlans are now under way to introduce a si\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Slow yew down, bor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7272-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-08 14:53:35', '2017-08-08 14:53:35', '', 7272, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7272-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7277, 1, '2017-08-08 14:46:00', '2017-08-08 14:46:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg" alt="Norfolk road speed signs" width="1021" height="566" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7273" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nVillages across Norfolk have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe road signs are written in the backward local language so that Norfolk people can tell if they are going too fast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey are cropping up all over the county, but one visiting motorist, who was risking life and limb by crossing over the border from Suffolk, found three in the same village of Old Buckenham, near Attleborough.\r\n\r\n"It\'s rare to see three in the same place," the motorist, who asked not to be named for safety reasons, said.\r\n\r\n"The local language is quite quaint, to be fair," he added. "But it does rather add to Norfolk\'s reputation of being a medieval throwback."\r\n\r\nNorfolk County Council said villagers were concerned that local horses and carts were passing through at over 7 or even 8mph, and had asked for warning signs that could be more easily understood.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Occasionally a real car visits from abroad in Suffolk. That really puts the wind up the locals and they can\'t comprehend it.\r\n\r\n"The sheer speed terrifies them, and they simply <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pointing-at-cars/">stand and point at the cars</a>."\r\n\r\nLocal turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler said: "The pace of life here is fast enough without having traffic passing through at the speed of light."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Slow yew down, bor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7272-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-08 14:46:00', '2017-08-08 14:46:00', '', 7272, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7272-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7278, 1, '2017-08-08 14:51:27', '2017-08-08 14:51:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg" alt="Norfolk road speed signs" width="1021" height="566" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7273" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nVillages across Norfolk have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe road signs are written in the backward local language so that Norfolk people can tell if they are going too fast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey are cropping up all over the county, but one visiting motorist, who was risking life and limb by crossing over the border from Suffolk, found three in the same village of Old Buckenham, near Attleborough.\r\n\r\n"It\'s rare to see three in the same place," the motorist, who asked not to be named for safety reasons, said.\r\n\r\n"The local language is quite quaint, to be fair," he added. "But it does rather add to Norfolk\'s reputation of being a medieval throwback."\r\n\r\nNorfolk County Council said villagers were concerned that local horses and carts were passing through at over 7 or even 8mph, and had asked for warning signs that could be more easily understood.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Occasionally a real car visits from abroad in Suffolk. That really puts the wind up the locals and they can\'t comprehend it.\r\n\r\n"The sheer speed terrifies them, and they simply <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pointing-at-cars/">stand and point at the cars</a>."\r\n\r\nLocal turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler said: "The pace of life here is fast enough without having traffic passing through at the speed of light."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler, who lives with his sister and their eight children, added that he had been in a car once and didn\'t much care for it.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Slow yew down, bor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7272-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-08 14:51:27', '2017-08-08 14:51:27', '', 7272, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7272-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7279, 1, '2017-08-08 14:54:23', '2017-08-08 14:54:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg" alt="Norfolk road speed signs" width="1021" height="566" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7273" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nVillages across Norfolk have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe road signs are written in the backward local language so that Norfolk people can tell if they are going too fast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey are cropping up all over the county, but one visiting motorist, who was risking life and limb by crossing over the border from Suffolk, found three in the same village of Old Buckenham, near Attleborough.\r\n\r\n"It\'s rare to see three in the same place," the motorist, who asked not to be named for safety reasons, said.\r\n\r\n"The local language is quite quaint, to be fair," he added. "But it does rather add to Norfolk\'s reputation of being a medieval throwback."\r\n\r\nNorfolk County Council said villagers were concerned that local horses and carts were passing through at over 7 or even 8mph, and had asked for warning signs that could be more easily understood.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Occasionally a real car visits from abroad in Suffolk. That really puts the wind up the locals and they can\'t comprehend it.\r\n\r\n"The sheer speed terrifies them, and they simply <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pointing-at-cars/">stand and point at the cars</a>."\r\n\r\nLocal turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler said: "The pace of life here is fast enough without having traffic passing through at the speed of light."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler, who lives with his sister and their eight children, added that he had been in a car once and didn\'t much care for it.\r\n\r\nAfter successful tests on the Norfolk Broads waterways, plans are now under way to introduce a 6mph speed limit across the whole of Norfolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Slow yew down, bor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7272-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-08 14:54:23', '2017-08-08 14:54:23', '', 7272, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7272-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7280, 1, '2017-08-08 14:57:26', '2017-08-08 14:57:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-road-signs.jpg" alt="Norfolk road speed signs" width="1021" height="566" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7273" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nVillages across Norfolk have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe road signs are written in the backward local language so that Norfolk people can tell if they are going too fast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey are cropping up all over the county, but one visiting motorist, who was risking life and limb by crossing over the border from Suffolk, found three in the same village of Old Buckenham, near Attleborough.\r\n\r\n"It\'s rare to see three in the same place," the motorist, who asked not to be named for safety reasons, said.\r\n\r\n"The local language is quite quaint, to be fair," he added. "But it does rather add to Norfolk\'s reputation of being a medieval throwback."\r\n\r\nNorfolk County Council said villagers were concerned that local horses and carts were passing through at over 7 or even 8mph, and had asked for warning signs that could be more easily understood.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Occasionally a real car visits from abroad in Suffolk. That really puts the wind up the locals and they can\'t comprehend it.\r\n\r\n"The sheer speed terrifies them, and they simply <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pointing-at-cars/">stand and point at the cars</a>."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal turnip farmer Bubba Spuckler said: "The pace of life here is fast enough without having traffic passing through at the speed of light."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler, who lives with his sister and their eight children, added that he had been in a car once and didn\'t much care for it.\r\n\r\nAfter successful tests on the Norfolk Broads waterways, plans are now under way to introduce a 6mph speed limit across the whole of Norfolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for inspiring gift ideas from The House in Town</a></h3>', 'Slow yew down, bor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7272-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-08 14:57:26', '2017-08-08 14:57:26', '', 7272, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7272-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7281, 1, '2017-08-09 08:12:34', '2017-08-09 08:12:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/glen-spuckler-e1502265824728.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/glen-spuckler-e1502265824728.jpg" alt="Glen Spuckler" width="550" height="367" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7282" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nCountry music star Glen Spuckler has died peacefully at his Norfolk ranch at the age of 54, it has been announced.</strong>\r\n\r\nSpuckler, famous for hits such as <em>By the Time I Get to Felixstowe</em>, <em>Scrap Metal Cowboy</em> and <em>Suffolk Nights</em>, was a pioneer of the legendary Norfolk country and western scene.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe famously left the family hovel near Downham Market as a penniless teenager, but he loved his music and was able to teach himself to play the banjo.\r\n\r\nAfter jobbing gigs in <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">dodgy Norfolk country pubs</a>, he caught a lucky break and became the main summer attraction at Great Yarmouth pier for 18 summer seasons in a row.\r\n\r\nHits and television appearances on BBC Look East followed, and Spuckler was able to buy a sprawling ranch in Dereham (<em>see photo above</em>).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe died at a grand old age - 54 being at the top end of average life expectancy in Norfolk.\r\n\r\nSpuckler leaves his sister and their eight children, and funeral arrangements will be announced in the coming days.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk country music star Glen Spuckler dies, aged 54', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'glen-spuckler', '', '', '2017-08-09 08:23:19', '2017-08-09 08:23:19', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7281', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7282, 1, '2017-08-09 08:02:16', '2017-08-09 08:02:16', 'Norfolk country singer Glen Spuckler dies', 'glen spuckler', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'glen-spuckler-2', '', '', '2017-08-09 08:03:10', '2017-08-09 08:03:10', '', 7281, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/glen-spuckler.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7283, 1, '2017-08-09 08:12:34', '2017-08-09 08:12:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/glen-spuckler-e1502265824728.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/glen-spuckler-e1502265824728.jpg" alt="Glen Spuckler" width="550" height="367" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7282" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nCountry music star Glen Spuckler has died peacefully at his Norfolk ranch at the age of 54, it has been announced.</strong>\r\n\r\nSpuckler, famous for hits such as <em>By the Time I Get to Felixstowe</em> and <em>Scrap Metal Cowboy</em>, was a pioneer of the legendary Norfolk country and western scene.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe famously left the family hovel near Downham Market as a penniless teenager, but he loved his music and was able to teach himself to play the banjo.\r\n\r\nAfter jobbing gigs in <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">dodgy Norfolk country pubs</a>, he caught a lucky break and became the main summer attraction at Great Yarmouth pier for 18 summer seasons in a row.\r\n\r\nHits and television appearances on BBC Look East followed, and Spuckler was able to buy a sprawling ranch in Dereham (<em>see photo above</em>).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe died at the ranch of old age - 54 being at the top end of average life expectancy in Norfolk.\r\n\r\nSpuckler leaves his sister and their eight children, and funeral arrangements will be announced in the coming days.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk country music star Glen Spuckler dies, aged 54', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7281-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-09 08:12:34', '2017-08-09 08:12:34', '', 7281, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7281-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7284, 1, '2017-08-09 08:13:21', '2017-08-09 08:13:21', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/glen-spuckler-e1502265824728.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/glen-spuckler-e1502265824728.jpg" alt="Glen Spuckler" width="550" height="367" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7282" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nCountry music star Glen Spuckler has died peacefully at his Norfolk ranch at the age of 54, it has been announced.</strong>\r\n\r\nSpuckler, famous for hits such as <em>By the Time I Get to Felixstowe</em>, <em>Scrap Metal Cowboy</em> and <em>Suffolk Nights</em>, was a pioneer of the legendary Norfolk country and western scene.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe famously left the family hovel near Downham Market as a penniless teenager, but he loved his music and was able to teach himself to play the banjo.\r\n\r\nAfter jobbing gigs in <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">dodgy Norfolk country pubs</a>, he caught a lucky break and became the main summer attraction at Great Yarmouth pier for 18 summer seasons in a row.\r\n\r\nHits and television appearances on BBC Look East followed, and Spuckler was able to buy a sprawling ranch in Dereham (<em>see photo above</em>).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe died at the ranch of old age - 54 being at the top end of average life expectancy in Norfolk.\r\n\r\nSpuckler leaves his sister and their eight children, and funeral arrangements will be announced in the coming days.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk country music star Glen Spuckler dies, aged 54', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7281-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-09 08:13:21', '2017-08-09 08:13:21', '', 7281, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7281-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7285, 1, '2017-08-09 08:23:11', '2017-08-09 08:23:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/glen-spuckler-e1502265824728.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/glen-spuckler-e1502265824728.jpg" alt="Glen Spuckler" width="550" height="367" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7282" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nCountry music star Glen Spuckler has died peacefully at his Norfolk ranch at the age of 54, it has been announced.</strong>\n\nSpuckler, famous for hits such as <em>By the Time I Get to Felixstowe</em>, <em>Scrap Metal Cowboy</em> and <em>Suffolk Nights</em>, was a pioneer of the legendary Norfolk country and western scene.\n\n\n\nHe famously left the family hovel near Downham Market as a penniless teenager, but he loved his music and was able to teach himself to play the banjo.\n\nAfter jobbing gigs in <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">dodgy Norfolk country pubs</a>, he caught a lucky break and became the main summer attraction at Great Yarmouth pier for 18 summer seasons in a row.\n\nHits and television appearances on BBC Look East followed, and Spuckler was able to buy a sprawling ranch in Dereham (<em>see photo above</em>).\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHe died at a grand old age - 54 being at the top end of average life expectancy in Norfolk.\n\nSpuckler leaves his sister and their eight children, and funeral arrangements will be announced in the coming days.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Norfolk country music star Glen Spuckler dies, aged 54', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7281-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-09 08:23:11', '2017-08-09 08:23:11', '', 7281, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7281-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7286, 1, '2017-08-09 08:23:19', '2017-08-09 08:23:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/glen-spuckler-e1502265824728.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/glen-spuckler-e1502265824728.jpg" alt="Glen Spuckler" width="550" height="367" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7282" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nCountry music star Glen Spuckler has died peacefully at his Norfolk ranch at the age of 54, it has been announced.</strong>\r\n\r\nSpuckler, famous for hits such as <em>By the Time I Get to Felixstowe</em>, <em>Scrap Metal Cowboy</em> and <em>Suffolk Nights</em>, was a pioneer of the legendary Norfolk country and western scene.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe famously left the family hovel near Downham Market as a penniless teenager, but he loved his music and was able to teach himself to play the banjo.\r\n\r\nAfter jobbing gigs in <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">dodgy Norfolk country pubs</a>, he caught a lucky break and became the main summer attraction at Great Yarmouth pier for 18 summer seasons in a row.\r\n\r\nHits and television appearances on BBC Look East followed, and Spuckler was able to buy a sprawling ranch in Dereham (<em>see photo above</em>).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe died at a grand old age - 54 being at the top end of average life expectancy in Norfolk.\r\n\r\nSpuckler leaves his sister and their eight children, and funeral arrangements will be announced in the coming days.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk country music star Glen Spuckler dies, aged 54', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7281-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-09 08:23:19', '2017-08-09 08:23:19', '', 7281, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7281-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7289, 1, '2017-08-09 16:37:32', '2017-08-09 16:37:32', '<strong>A Suffolk grandmother has been cautioned by police after knocking her eight-year-old grandson out cold with a home-made fidget spinner.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe simple toy has taken the country by storm and some schools have banned them because they disrupted lessons and caused injuries.\r\n\r\nBetty Grainger, 56, from Stowmarket, looked at pictures of the popular toy and decided to make one for Joel to play with in the summer holidays.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It looked so simple. I\'ve seen them in the papers and thought it was a waste of money when I could make one for Joel. I often knit him things like Star Wars figures and crocheted the characters from Toy Story.\r\n\r\n"He much prefers my individual creative designs to the shop ones, so much that he leaves them in a box in his bedroom so none of the other kids steal them.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, I made the fidget spinner by super-glueing together three tins of tuna. He was delighted.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tinned-fidget-spinner-e1502293544182.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tinned-fidget-spinner-e1502293544182.jpg" alt="Tuna fidget spinner" width="550" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7290" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I thought the kids threw them around, just like the frisbee I once made for him from a paint tin lid."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Grainger hurled the fidget spinner to Joel, knocking him over and causing concussion. When he came round, his Mum, Mandy, took him to the doctor, who called the police.\r\n\r\nSergeant Will Knabbem, from Suffolk Police, said: "We realised it was an accident but need to deter this kind of irresponsible behavior. Mrs Grainger accepted a caution - and promised to stop making toys."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Gran\'s tuna-tin fidget spinner knocks out boy', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'fidget-spinner-tuna', '', '', '2017-08-10 08:12:24', '2017-08-10 08:12:24', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7289', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7291, 1, '2017-08-09 15:50:44', '2017-08-09 15:50:44', '<strong>A Suffolk grandmother has been cautioned by police after knocking her eight-year-old grandson out cold with a home-made fidget spinner.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe simple toy has taken the country by storm and some schools have banned them because they disrupted lessons and caused injuries.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBetty Grainger, 56, from Stowmarket, looked at pictures of the popular toy and decided to make one for Joel to play with in the summer holidays.\r\n\r\n"It looked so simple. I\'ve seen them in the papers and thought it was a waste of money when I could make one for Joel. I often knit him things like Star Wars figures and crocheted the characters from Toy Story.\r\n\r\n"He much prefers my individual creative designs to the bought ones and he leaves them in a box in his bedroom so none of the other kids steal them.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, I made the fidget spinner by super-glueing together three tins of tuna. He was delighted.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tinned-fidget-spinner-e1502293544182.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tinned-fidget-spinner-e1502293544182.jpg" alt="Tuna fidget spinner" width="550" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7290" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I thought the kids threw them around, just like the frisbee I once made for him from a paint tin lid."\r\n\r\nMrs Grainger hurled the fidget spinner to Joel, knocking him over and causing concussion. When he came round, his Mum, Mandy, took him to the doctor, who called the police.\r\n\r\nSergeant Will Knabbem, from Suffolk Police, said: "We realised it was an accident but need to deter this kind of irresponsible behavior. Mrs Grainger accepted a caution - and promised to stop making toys."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Gran\'s tuna-tin fidget spinner knocks out boy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7289-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-09 15:50:44', '2017-08-09 15:50:44', '', 7289, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7289-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7292, 1, '2017-08-09 16:37:33', '2017-08-09 16:37:33', '<strong>A Suffolk grandmother has been cautioned by police after knocking her eight-year-old grandson out cold with a home-made fidget spinner.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe simple toy has taken the country by storm and some schools have banned them because they disrupted lessons and caused injuries.\r\n\r\nBetty Grainger, 56, from Stowmarket, looked at pictures of the popular toy and decided to make one for Joel to play with in the summer holidays.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It looked so simple. I\'ve seen them in the papers and thought it was a waste of money when I could make one for Joel. I often knit him things like Star Wars figures and crocheted the characters from Toy Story.\r\n\r\n"He much prefers my individual creative designs to the bought ones and he leaves them in a box in his bedroom so none of the other kids steal them.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, I made the fidget spinner by super-glueing together three tins of tuna. He was delighted.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tinned-fidget-spinner-e1502293544182.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tinned-fidget-spinner-e1502293544182.jpg" alt="Tuna fidget spinner" width="550" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7290" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I thought the kids threw them around, just like the frisbee I once made for him from a paint tin lid."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Grainger hurled the fidget spinner to Joel, knocking him over and causing concussion. When he came round, his Mum, Mandy, took him to the doctor, who called the police.\r\n\r\nSergeant Will Knabbem, from Suffolk Police, said: "We realised it was an accident but need to deter this kind of irresponsible behavior. Mrs Grainger accepted a caution - and promised to stop making toys."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Gran\'s tuna-tin fidget spinner knocks out boy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7289-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-09 16:37:33', '2017-08-09 16:37:33', '', 7289, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7289-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7293, 1, '2017-08-10 08:12:24', '2017-08-10 08:12:24', '<strong>A Suffolk grandmother has been cautioned by police after knocking her eight-year-old grandson out cold with a home-made fidget spinner.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe simple toy has taken the country by storm and some schools have banned them because they disrupted lessons and caused injuries.\r\n\r\nBetty Grainger, 56, from Stowmarket, looked at pictures of the popular toy and decided to make one for Joel to play with in the summer holidays.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It looked so simple. I\'ve seen them in the papers and thought it was a waste of money when I could make one for Joel. I often knit him things like Star Wars figures and crocheted the characters from Toy Story.\r\n\r\n"He much prefers my individual creative designs to the shop ones, so much that he leaves them in a box in his bedroom so none of the other kids steal them.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, I made the fidget spinner by super-glueing together three tins of tuna. He was delighted.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tinned-fidget-spinner-e1502293544182.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tinned-fidget-spinner-e1502293544182.jpg" alt="Tuna fidget spinner" width="550" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7290" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I thought the kids threw them around, just like the frisbee I once made for him from a paint tin lid."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Grainger hurled the fidget spinner to Joel, knocking him over and causing concussion. When he came round, his Mum, Mandy, took him to the doctor, who called the police.\r\n\r\nSergeant Will Knabbem, from Suffolk Police, said: "We realised it was an accident but need to deter this kind of irresponsible behavior. Mrs Grainger accepted a caution - and promised to stop making toys."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Gran\'s tuna-tin fidget spinner knocks out boy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7289-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-10 08:12:24', '2017-08-10 08:12:24', '', 7289, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7289-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7296, 1, '2017-08-10 16:35:20', '2017-08-10 16:35:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The discovery of an ancient bylaw means the Orwell Bridge will be closed every Wednesday morning to allow local livestock to cross, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nPolice say the three-hour closure is likely to cause traffic chaos in and around Ipswich every week, but the move is unavoidable as they must enforce the law.\r\n\r\nLocal farmers unearthed an old manuscript at the county records office, dated from 1847, that confirms cattle have "roighte of waye oer the Orwell stream" should a crossing ever be built.\r\n\r\nIt means at least three farmers who have land on both banks of the river can now exercise their right to move cows and sheep across the huge bridge to fresh pastures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways chiefs have called on County Hall lawyers to draw up urgent plans to get the bylaw quashed.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "When this ancient manuscript was drawn up, it was intended to relate to area in old Ipswich where the river is only 20 feet or so wide. It would have made sense in those days for cattle to be able to cross any wooden structure on Wednesday mornings - market day.\r\n\r\n"But the document leaves the interpretation of what makes a \'crossing\' open to debate. For now, local farmers have shown they can use the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orwell-bridge-tunnel/">Orwell Bridge</a> as it is quite clearly a crossing over the River Orwell.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg" alt="Livestock on Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7297" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We have to go along with it and close the bridge - although we doubt any farmers would actually dare use the facility.\r\n\r\n"It would be quicker for them to load the animals into trailers and simply drive them across to the fields on the other side."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFor now, motorists are advised to avoid the crossing next Wednesday morning.\r\n\r\nCouncil chiefs are confident the council\'s highways committee will revoke the bylaw in time for the following Wednesday (August 23) - although they cannot guarantee councillors will vote for the measure.\r\n\r\nDriver Diana Majdalani said she did not mind sitting in her car at a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">police roadblock</a> waiting for the animals to cross.\r\n\r\n"It would make for a rather marvelous sight," she said, adding: "and they were on this earth before cars and lorries anyway." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Orwell Bridge to be closed weekly for livestock crossing', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cattle-orwell-bridge', '', '', '2018-01-29 10:37:34', '2018-01-29 10:37:34', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7296', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7297, 1, '2017-08-10 16:32:41', '2017-08-10 16:32:41', 'Livestock to cross Orwell Bridge once a week', 'cows on road livestock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cows-on-road-livestock', '', '', '2017-08-10 16:33:38', '2017-08-10 16:33:38', '', 7296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7298, 1, '2017-08-10 16:35:20', '2017-08-10 16:35:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe discovery of an ancient bylaw means the Orwell Bridge will be closed every Wednesday morning to allow local livestock to cross, it has been revealed.\r\n\r\nPolice say the three-hour closure is likely to cause traffic chaos in and around Ipswich every week, but the move is unavoidable as they must enforce the law.\r\n\r\nLocal farmers unearthed an old manuscript at the county records office, dated from 1847, that confirms cattle have "roighte of waye oer the Orwell stream" should a crossing ever be built.\r\n\r\nIt means at least three farmers which have land on both banks of the river can now exercise their right to move cows and sheep across the huge bridge to fresh pastures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways chiefs have called on County Hall lawyers to draw up urgent plans to get the bylaw quashed.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "When this ancient manuscript was drawn up, it was intended to relate to area in old Ipswich where the river is only 20 feet or so wide. It would have made sense in those days for cattle to be able to cross any wooden structure.\r\n\r\n"But the document leaves the interpretation of what makes a \'crossing\' open to debate. For now, local farmers have shown they can use the Orwell Bridge as it is quite clearly a crossing over the River Orwell.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg" alt="Livestock on Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7297" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We have to go along with it and close the bridge - although we doubt any farmers would actually dare use the facility.\r\n\r\n"It would be quicker for them to load the animals into trailers and simply drive them across to the fields on the other side."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFor now, motorists are advised to avoid the crossing next Wednesday morning.\r\n\r\nCouncil chiefs are confident the council\'s highways committee will revoke the bylaw in time for the following Wednesday (August 23) - although they cannot guarantee councillors will vote for the measure.\r\n\r\nDriver Diana Majdalani said she did not mind sitting in her car waiting for the animals to cross.\r\n\r\n"It would make for a rather marvelous sight," she said, adding: "and they were on this earth before cars and lorries anyway." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Orwell Bridge to be closed weekly for livestock crossing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7296-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-10 16:35:20', '2017-08-10 16:35:20', '', 7296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7296-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7299, 1, '2017-08-10 16:36:38', '2017-08-10 16:36:38', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The discovery of an ancient bylaw means the Orwell Bridge will be closed every Wednesday morning to allow local livestock to cross, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nPolice say the three-hour closure is likely to cause traffic chaos in and around Ipswich every week, but the move is unavoidable as they must enforce the law.\r\n\r\nLocal farmers unearthed an old manuscript at the county records office, dated from 1847, that confirms cattle have "roighte of waye oer the Orwell stream" should a crossing ever be built.\r\n\r\nIt means at least three farmers which have land on both banks of the river can now exercise their right to move cows and sheep across the huge bridge to fresh pastures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways chiefs have called on County Hall lawyers to draw up urgent plans to get the bylaw quashed.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "When this ancient manuscript was drawn up, it was intended to relate to area in old Ipswich where the river is only 20 feet or so wide. It would have made sense in those days for cattle to be able to cross any wooden structure.\r\n\r\n"But the document leaves the interpretation of what makes a \'crossing\' open to debate. For now, local farmers have shown they can use the Orwell Bridge as it is quite clearly a crossing over the River Orwell.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg" alt="Livestock on Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7297" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We have to go along with it and close the bridge - although we doubt any farmers would actually dare use the facility.\r\n\r\n"It would be quicker for them to load the animals into trailers and simply drive them across to the fields on the other side."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFor now, motorists are advised to avoid the crossing next Wednesday morning.\r\n\r\nCouncil chiefs are confident the council\'s highways committee will revoke the bylaw in time for the following Wednesday (August 23) - although they cannot guarantee councillors will vote for the measure.\r\n\r\nDriver Diana Majdalani said she did not mind sitting in her car waiting for the animals to cross.\r\n\r\n"It would make for a rather marvelous sight," she said, adding: "and they were on this earth before cars and lorries anyway." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Orwell Bridge to be closed weekly for livestock crossing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7296-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-10 16:36:38', '2017-08-10 16:36:38', '', 7296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7296-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7300, 1, '2017-08-10 16:38:13', '2017-08-10 16:38:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The discovery of an ancient bylaw means the Orwell Bridge will be closed every Wednesday morning to allow local livestock to cross, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nPolice say the three-hour closure is likely to cause traffic chaos in and around Ipswich every week, but the move is unavoidable as they must enforce the law.\r\n\r\nLocal farmers unearthed an old manuscript at the county records office, dated from 1847, that confirms cattle have "roighte of waye oer the Orwell stream" should a crossing ever be built.\r\n\r\nIt means at least three farmers which have land on both banks of the river can now exercise their right to move cows and sheep across the huge bridge to fresh pastures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways chiefs have called on County Hall lawyers to draw up urgent plans to get the bylaw quashed.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "When this ancient manuscript was drawn up, it was intended to relate to area in old Ipswich where the river is only 20 feet or so wide. It would have made sense in those days for cattle to be able to cross any wooden structure on Wednesday mornings - market day.\r\n\r\n"But the document leaves the interpretation of what makes a \'crossing\' open to debate. For now, local farmers have shown they can use the Orwell Bridge as it is quite clearly a crossing over the River Orwell.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg" alt="Livestock on Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7297" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We have to go along with it and close the bridge - although we doubt any farmers would actually dare use the facility.\r\n\r\n"It would be quicker for them to load the animals into trailers and simply drive them across to the fields on the other side."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFor now, motorists are advised to avoid the crossing next Wednesday morning.\r\n\r\nCouncil chiefs are confident the council\'s highways committee will revoke the bylaw in time for the following Wednesday (August 23) - although they cannot guarantee councillors will vote for the measure.\r\n\r\nDriver Diana Majdalani said she did not mind sitting in her car waiting for the animals to cross.\r\n\r\n"It would make for a rather marvelous sight," she said, adding: "and they were on this earth before cars and lorries anyway." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Orwell Bridge to be closed weekly for livestock crossing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7296-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-10 16:38:13', '2017-08-10 16:38:13', '', 7296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7296-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7301, 1, '2018-01-29 10:36:41', '2018-01-29 10:36:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The discovery of an ancient bylaw means the Orwell Bridge will be closed every Wednesday morning to allow local livestock to cross, it has been revealed.</strong>\n\nPolice say the three-hour closure is likely to cause traffic chaos in and around Ipswich every week, but the move is unavoidable as they must enforce the law.\n\nLocal farmers unearthed an old manuscript at the county records office, dated from 1847, that confirms cattle have "roighte of waye oer the Orwell stream" should a crossing ever be built.\n\nIt means at least three farmers who have land on both banks of the river can now exercise their right to move cows and sheep across the huge bridge to fresh pastures.\n\n\n\nSuffolk county highways chiefs have called on County Hall lawyers to draw up urgent plans to get the bylaw quashed.\n\nA spokesman said: "When this ancient manuscript was drawn up, it was intended to relate to area in old Ipswich where the river is only 20 feet or so wide. It would have made sense in those days for cattle to be able to cross any wooden structure on Wednesday mornings - market day.\n\n"But the document leaves the interpretation of what makes a \'crossing\' open to debate. For now, local farmers have shown they can use the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orwell-bridge-tunnel/">Orwell Bridge</a> as it is quite clearly a crossing over the River Orwell.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg" alt="Livestock on Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7297" /></a><br><br>\n\n"We have to go along with it and close the bridge - although we doubt any farmers would actually dare use the facility.\n\n"It would be quicker for them to load the animals into trailers and simply drive them across to the fields on the other side."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nFor now, motorists are advised to avoid the crossing next Wednesday morning.\n\nCouncil chiefs are confident the council\'s highways committee will revoke the bylaw in time for the following Wednesday (August 23) - although they cannot guarantee councillors will vote for the measure.\n\nDriver Diana Majdalani said she did not mind sitting in her car at a police roadblock waiting for the animals to cross.\n\n"It would make for a rather marvelous sight," she said, adding: "and they were on this earth before cars and lorries anyway." \n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Orwell Bridge to be closed weekly for livestock crossing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7296-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 10:36:41', '2018-01-29 10:36:41', '', 7296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7296-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7302, 1, '2017-08-10 16:47:39', '2017-08-10 16:47:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The discovery of an ancient bylaw means the Orwell Bridge will be closed every Wednesday morning to allow local livestock to cross, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nPolice say the three-hour closure is likely to cause traffic chaos in and around Ipswich every week, but the move is unavoidable as they must enforce the law.\r\n\r\nLocal farmers unearthed an old manuscript at the county records office, dated from 1847, that confirms cattle have "roighte of waye oer the Orwell stream" should a crossing ever be built.\r\n\r\nIt means at least three farmers who have land on both banks of the river can now exercise their right to move cows and sheep across the huge bridge to fresh pastures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways chiefs have called on County Hall lawyers to draw up urgent plans to get the bylaw quashed.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "When this ancient manuscript was drawn up, it was intended to relate to area in old Ipswich where the river is only 20 feet or so wide. It would have made sense in those days for cattle to be able to cross any wooden structure on Wednesday mornings - market day.\r\n\r\n"But the document leaves the interpretation of what makes a \'crossing\' open to debate. For now, local farmers have shown they can use the Orwell Bridge as it is quite clearly a crossing over the River Orwell.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cows-on-road-livestock.jpg" alt="Livestock on Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7297" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We have to go along with it and close the bridge - although we doubt any farmers would actually dare use the facility.\r\n\r\n"It would be quicker for them to load the animals into trailers and simply drive them across to the fields on the other side."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFor now, motorists are advised to avoid the crossing next Wednesday morning.\r\n\r\nCouncil chiefs are confident the council\'s highways committee will revoke the bylaw in time for the following Wednesday (August 23) - although they cannot guarantee councillors will vote for the measure.\r\n\r\nDriver Diana Majdalani said she did not mind sitting in her car at a police roadblock waiting for the animals to cross.\r\n\r\n"It would make for a rather marvelous sight," she said, adding: "and they were on this earth before cars and lorries anyway." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Orwell Bridge to be closed weekly for livestock crossing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7296-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-10 16:47:39', '2017-08-10 16:47:39', '', 7296, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7296-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7303, 1, '2019-03-11 17:55:28', '2019-03-11 17:55:28', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</strong>\n\n<strong>A woman whose husband had a vasectomy seven years ago insists a travel vaccination has made her pregnant.</strong>\n\nChevaunne Smith, 38, from Norwich, Norfolk is four months pregnant and insists the injection at her local surgery must have been contaminated in some way.\n\n\n\nShe and her husband, Dominic are now planning to take legal action against the NHS for the alleged blunder.\n\n"We already have two children and did not want any more, so Dominic had the snip back in 2010," Mrs Smith said.\n\n"You can imagine our surprise when I discovered I was pregnant. All I can think of was the vaccination caused it - I had the injection because I went on a solo trip to Africa in the spring."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/pregnant-vaccination-e1502453518986.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7304" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/pregnant-vaccination-e1502453518986.jpg" alt="Woman pregnant" width="600" height="400" /></a>\n\nMrs Smith added: "But the doctors are saying this is not possible. They are not being very helpful so we are thinking about speaking to our lawyers."\n\nDelivery driver Mr Smith, 41, (<em>pictured above with his wife by the Norfolk Broads</em>) explained: "The vasectomy definitely worked because I got tested last week. So something must have been up with the wife\'s vaccination\n\n"We have been married 20 years and are both determined to get to the bottom of this."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nNHS spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, refused to comment except to say: "This is a private matter between the Smiths. We will respond privately should their solicitor ever be in touch. However, we would emphasise that you can not get pregnant from travel jabs."\n\nMrs Smith said she regularly took holidays alone to "find herself" and enjoy some time to "recharge her batteries" away from hectic family life.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Wife whose hubbie had vasectomy says travel jab made her pregnant', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'pregnant-vaccination', '', '', '2019-03-11 17:59:21', '2019-03-11 17:59:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7303', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7305, 1, '2017-08-11 12:31:28', '2017-08-11 12:31:28', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman whose husband had a vasectomy seven years ago claims a travel vaccination has made her pregnant.</strong>\r\n\r\nChevaunne Smith, 38, from Norwich, Norfolk is four months pregnant and insists the injection at her local surgery must have been contaminated in some way.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe and her husband, Dominic are now planning to take legal action against the NHS for the alleged blunder.\r\n\r\n"We already have two children and did not want any more, so Dominic had the snip back in 2010," Mrs Smith said.\r\n\r\n"You can imagine our surprise when I discovered I was pregnant. All I can think of was the vaccination caused it - I had the injection because I went on a solo trip to Africa in the spring."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/pregnant-vaccination-e1502453518986.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/pregnant-vaccination-e1502453518986.jpg" alt="Woman pregnant" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7304" /></a><br><br> \r\n\r\nMrs Smith added: "But the doctors are saying this is not possible. They are not being very helpful so we are thinking about speaking to our lawyers."\r\n\r\nDelivery driver Mr Smith, 41, (<em>pictured above with his wife by the Norfolk Broads</em>) explained: "The vasectomy definitely worked because I got tested last week. So something must have been up with the wife\'s vaccination\r\n\r\n"We have been married 20 years and are both determined to get to the bottom of this."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn NHS insider refused to comment except to say: "This is a private matter between the Smiths. We will respond privately should their solicitor ever be in touch. However, we would emphasise that you can not get pregnant from travel jabs."\r\n\r\nMrs Smith said she regularly took holidays alone to "find herself" and enjoy some time to alone to "recharge her batteries" away from hectic family life.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Wife whose hubbie had vasectomy says travel jab made her pregnant', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7303-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-11 12:31:28', '2017-08-11 12:31:28', '', 7303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7306, 1, '2017-08-11 12:39:25', '2017-08-11 12:39:25', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman whose husband had a vasectomy seven years ago claims a travel vaccination has made her pregnant.</strong>\r\n\r\nChevaunne Smith, 38, from Norwich, Norfolk is four months pregnant and insists the injection at her local surgery must have been contaminated in some way.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe and her husband, Dominic are now planning to take legal action against the NHS for the alleged blunder.\r\n\r\n"We already have two children and did not want any more, so Dominic had the snip back in 2010," Mrs Smith said.\r\n\r\n"You can imagine our surprise when I discovered I was pregnant. All I can think of was the vaccination caused it - I had the injection because I went on a solo trip to Africa in the spring."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/pregnant-vaccination-e1502453518986.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/pregnant-vaccination-e1502453518986.jpg" alt="Woman pregnant" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7304" /></a><br><br> \r\n\r\nMrs Smith added: "But the doctors are saying this is not possible. They are not being very helpful so we are thinking about speaking to our lawyers."\r\n\r\nDelivery driver Mr Smith, 41, (<em>pictured above with his wife by the Norfolk Broads</em>) explained: "The vasectomy definitely worked because I got tested last week. So something must have been up with the wife\'s vaccination\r\n\r\n"We have been married 20 years and are both determined to get to the bottom of this."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn NHS insider refused to comment except to say: "This is a private matter between the Smiths. We will respond privately should their solicitor ever be in touch. However, we would emphasise that you can not get pregnant from travel jabs."\r\n\r\nMrs Smith said she regularly took holidays alone to "find herself" and enjoy some time to "recharge her batteries" away from hectic family life.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Wife whose hubbie had vasectomy says travel jab made her pregnant', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7303-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-11 12:39:25', '2017-08-11 12:39:25', '', 7303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7308, 1, '2017-08-11 19:28:43', '2017-08-11 19:28:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg" alt="Pipe washed up" width="615" height="313" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7309" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk police have been called in to calm restless locals who believe a huge washed-up pipe is a sea monster.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe massive rubber piping came loose while being towed by a ship to Algeria.\r\n\r\nIt ended up on several Norfolk beaches in massive sections up to 480 metres long and eight foot in diameter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTerrified locals are convinced the menacing black pipes are monsters from the deep that will move inland to kill them all.\r\n\r\nThey have been fighting amongst themselves and ransacking local stores for provisions before locking themselves in their cellars.\r\n\r\nInspector Will Knabham, of Norfolk Police, said: "We appeal for calm in Norfolk. These are not sea monsters, at least we don\'t think they are.\r\n\r\n"Even if they are, they appear to be dead, so there is no need for looting and violence. Everyone should just get back to work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal Winterton-on Sea-resident Chris George said: "There are lots of pipes, but you can count them on one hand. So six.\r\n\r\n"The police might say they are not monsters, but we can tell they are. Or it could be witchcraft like this internet thing."\r\n\r\nThe rubber pipes were being towed from Norway, where they were built for a huge construction project in Algeria, when they came loose and landed on shore yesterday.\r\n\r\nPipelife, the Norwegian firm which made the pipes, urged people to keep away, warning they risked being crushed.\r\n\r\n"See, they are bloody dangerous," added Mr George.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk locals fear giant washed-up pipe is sea monster', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sea-monster', '', '', '2017-08-11 19:46:23', '2017-08-11 19:46:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7308', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7309, 1, '2017-08-11 19:17:42', '2017-08-11 19:17:42', 'Huge pipe washed up on Norfolk beach', 'norfolk beach pipe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-beach-pipe', '', '', '2017-08-11 19:18:13', '2017-08-11 19:18:13', '', 7308, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7310, 1, '2017-08-11 19:28:43', '2017-08-11 19:28:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg" alt="Pipe washed up" width="615" height="313" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7309" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk police have been called in to calm restless locals who believe a huge washed-up pipe is a sea monster.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe massive rubber piping came loose while being towed by a ship to Algeria.\r\n\r\nIt ended up on several Norfolk beaches in massive sections up to 480 metres long and eight foot in diameter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTerrified locals are convinced the menacing black pipes are monsters from the deep that will move inland to kill them all.\r\n\r\nThey have been fighting amongst themselves and ransacking local stores for provisions before locking themselves in their cellars.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInspector Will Knabham, of Norfolk Police, said: "We appeal for calm in Norfolk. These are not sea monsters, at least we don\'t think they are.\r\n\r\n"Even if they are, they appear to be dead, so there is no need for rubbery and violence. Everyone should just get back to work.\r\n\r\n"You can count the number of beached pipe sections on one hand. So six."\r\n\r\nThe rubber pipes were being towed from Norway, where they were built for a huge construction project in Algeria, when they came loose and landed on shore yesterday.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk locals fear giant washed-up pipe is sea monster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7308-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-11 19:28:43', '2017-08-11 19:28:43', '', 7308, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7308-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7311, 1, '2017-08-11 19:42:14', '2017-08-11 19:42:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg" alt="Pipe washed up" width="615" height="313" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7309" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nNorfolk police have been called in to calm restless locals who believe a huge washed-up pipe is a sea monster.</strong>\n\nThe massive rubber piping came loose while being towed by a ship to Algeria.\n\nIt ended up on several Norfolk beaches in massive sections up to 480 metres long and eight foot in diameter.\n\n\n\nTerrified locals are convinced the menacing black pipes are monsters from the deep that will move inland to kill them all.\n\nThey have been fighting amongst themselves and ransacking local stores for provisions before locking themselves in their cellars.\n\nInspector Will Knabham, of Norfolk Police, said: "We appeal for calm in Norfolk. These are not sea monsters, at least we don\'t think they are.\n\n"Even if they are, they appear to be dead, so there is no need for rubbery and violence. Everyone should just get back to work."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nLocal Winterton-on Sea-resident Chris George said: "There are lots of pipes, but you can count them on one hand. So six.\n\n"The police might say they are not monsters, but we can tell they are. Or it could be witchcraft like this internet thing."\n\nThe rubber pipes were being towed from Norway, where they were built for a huge construction project in Algeria, when they came loose and landed on shore yesterday.\n\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Norfolk locals fear giant washed-up pipe is sea monster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7308-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-11 19:42:14', '2017-08-11 19:42:14', '', 7308, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7308-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7312, 1, '2017-08-11 19:37:31', '2017-08-11 19:37:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg" alt="Pipe washed up" width="615" height="313" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7309" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk police have been called in to calm restless locals who believe a huge washed-up pipe is a sea monster.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe massive rubber piping came loose while being towed by a ship to Algeria.\r\n\r\nIt ended up on several Norfolk beaches in massive sections up to 480 metres long and eight foot in diameter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTerrified locals are convinced the menacing black pipes are monsters from the deep that will move inland to kill them all.\r\n\r\nThey have been fighting amongst themselves and ransacking local stores for provisions before locking themselves in their cellars.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInspector Will Knabham, of Norfolk Police, said: "We appeal for calm in Norfolk. These are not sea monsters, at least we don\'t think they are.\r\n\r\n"Even if they are, they appear to be dead, so there is no need for rubbery and violence. Everyone should just get back to work."\r\n\r\nLocal Winterton-on Sea-resident Chris George said: "There are lots of pipes, but you can count them on one hand. So six."\r\n\r\nThe rubber pipes were being towed from Norway, where they were built for a huge construction project in Algeria, when they came loose and landed on shore yesterday.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk locals fear giant washed-up pipe is sea monster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7308-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-11 19:37:31', '2017-08-11 19:37:31', '', 7308, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7308-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7313, 1, '2017-08-11 19:39:14', '2017-08-11 19:39:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg" alt="Pipe washed up" width="615" height="313" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7309" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk police have been called in to calm restless locals who believe a huge washed-up pipe is a sea monster.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe massive rubber piping came loose while being towed by a ship to Algeria.\r\n\r\nIt ended up on several Norfolk beaches in massive sections up to 480 metres long and eight foot in diameter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTerrified locals are convinced the menacing black pipes are monsters from the deep that will move inland to kill them all.\r\n\r\nThey have been fighting amongst themselves and ransacking local stores for provisions before locking themselves in their cellars.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInspector Will Knabham, of Norfolk Police, said: "We appeal for calm in Norfolk. These are not sea monsters, at least we don\'t think they are.\r\n\r\n"Even if they are, they appear to be dead, so there is no need for rubbery and violence. Everyone should just get back to work."\r\n\r\nLocal Winterton-on Sea-resident Chris George said: "There are lots of pipes, but you can count them on one hand. So six.\r\n\r\n"The police might say they are not monsters, but we can tell they are. Or it could be witchcraft like this internet thing."\r\n\r\nThe rubber pipes were being towed from Norway, where they were built for a huge construction project in Algeria, when they came loose and landed on shore yesterday.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk locals fear giant washed-up pipe is sea monster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7308-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-11 19:39:14', '2017-08-11 19:39:14', '', 7308, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7308-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7314, 1, '2017-08-11 19:43:07', '2017-08-11 19:43:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg" alt="Pipe washed up" width="615" height="313" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7309" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk police have been called in to calm restless locals who believe a huge washed-up pipe is a sea monster.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe massive rubber piping came loose while being towed by a ship to Algeria.\r\n\r\nIt ended up on several Norfolk beaches in massive sections up to 480 metres long and eight foot in diameter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTerrified locals are convinced the menacing black pipes are monsters from the deep that will move inland to kill them all.\r\n\r\nThey have been fighting amongst themselves and ransacking local stores for provisions before locking themselves in their cellars.\r\n\r\nInspector Will Knabham, of Norfolk Police, said: "We appeal for calm in Norfolk. These are not sea monsters, at least we don\'t think they are.\r\n\r\n"Even if they are, they appear to be dead, so there is no need for rubbery and violence. Everyone should just get back to work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal Winterton-on Sea-resident Chris George said: "There are lots of pipes, but you can count them on one hand. So six.\r\n\r\n"The police might say they are not monsters, but we can tell they are. Or it could be witchcraft like this internet thing."\r\n\r\nThe rubber pipes were being towed from Norway, where they were built for a huge construction project in Algeria, when they came loose and landed on shore yesterday.\r\n\r\nPipelife, the Norwegian firm which made the pipes, urged people to keep away, warning they risked being crushed.\r\n\r\n"See, they are bloody dangerous," added Mr George.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk locals fear giant washed-up pipe is sea monster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7308-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-11 19:43:07', '2017-08-11 19:43:07', '', 7308, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7308-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7315, 1, '2017-08-11 19:46:23', '2017-08-11 19:46:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/norfolk-beach-pipe.jpg" alt="Pipe washed up" width="615" height="313" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7309" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk police have been called in to calm restless locals who believe a huge washed-up pipe is a sea monster.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe massive rubber piping came loose while being towed by a ship to Algeria.\r\n\r\nIt ended up on several Norfolk beaches in massive sections up to 480 metres long and eight foot in diameter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTerrified locals are convinced the menacing black pipes are monsters from the deep that will move inland to kill them all.\r\n\r\nThey have been fighting amongst themselves and ransacking local stores for provisions before locking themselves in their cellars.\r\n\r\nInspector Will Knabham, of Norfolk Police, said: "We appeal for calm in Norfolk. These are not sea monsters, at least we don\'t think they are.\r\n\r\n"Even if they are, they appear to be dead, so there is no need for looting and violence. Everyone should just get back to work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal Winterton-on Sea-resident Chris George said: "There are lots of pipes, but you can count them on one hand. So six.\r\n\r\n"The police might say they are not monsters, but we can tell they are. Or it could be witchcraft like this internet thing."\r\n\r\nThe rubber pipes were being towed from Norway, where they were built for a huge construction project in Algeria, when they came loose and landed on shore yesterday.\r\n\r\nPipelife, the Norwegian firm which made the pipes, urged people to keep away, warning they risked being crushed.\r\n\r\n"See, they are bloody dangerous," added Mr George.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk locals fear giant washed-up pipe is sea monster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7308-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-11 19:46:23', '2017-08-11 19:46:23', '', 7308, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7308-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7316, 0, '2017-08-13 23:12:59', '2017-08-13 23:12:59', '', 'Kathryn Felipe Kathryn Felipe', '', 'abandoned', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'kathryn-felipe-kathryn-felipe', '', '', '2017-08-23 09:36:03', '2017-08-23 09:36:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=give_payment&#038;p=7316', 0, 'give_payment', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7317, 1, '2017-08-14 08:17:37', '2017-08-14 08:17:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg" alt="Man drives Fiat 500" width="600" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7318" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been seen driving a Fiat 500, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPolice are now keen to speak to the male motorist, fearing he may be in need of medical attention.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe sighting happened on the B1083 near Alderton in Suffolk on Sunday morning.\r\n\r\nOfficers say the man may have deliberately used quiet country roads to avoid being recognised.\r\n\r\n"His plan backfired when he was spotted behind the wheel by a passing cyclist," a Suffolk Police spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"He was heading towards Woodbridge, where he undoubtedly intended to park in a quiet field outside of the town and walk the rest of the way.\r\n\r\n"There is a remote possibility that he could not care that anyone saw him, in which case we\'d like to speak with him to make sure he is okay."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe police were called when the concerned cyclist stopped at the Alderton village shop and asked to use the telephone.\r\n\r\nIt has been legal for women only to drive the Fiat 500 since it was relaunched to widespread acclaim in 2007.\r\n\r\nA Fiat insider said: "We often get males in the showrooms looking around - but only when they are with their wives or girlfriends.\r\n\r\n"They often remark about what nice little cars they are but decline the offer of taking them out for a test drive."\r\n\r\nWomen can buy a new Fiat 500 from only £10,700. They are available in a range of colours, so long as it is white.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Man spotted driving Fiat 500', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'man-fiat-500', '', '', '2017-08-14 09:37:06', '2017-08-14 09:37:06', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7317', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7318, 1, '2017-08-14 08:06:32', '2017-08-14 08:06:32', 'A man has been seen driving a Fiat 500', 'fiat 500', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'fiat-500', '', '', '2017-08-14 08:07:32', '2017-08-14 08:07:32', '', 7317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7319, 1, '2017-08-14 08:17:37', '2017-08-14 08:17:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg" alt="Man drives Fiat 500" width="600" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7318" /></a><br>,br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been seen driving a Fiat 500, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPolice are now keen to speak to the male motorist, fearing he may be in need of medical attention.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe sighting happened on the B1083 near Alderton on Sunday morning.\r\n\r\nOfficers say the man may have deliberately used quiet country roads to avoid being recognised.\r\n\r\n"His plan backfired when he was spotted behind the wheel by a passing cyclist," a Suffolk Police spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"He was heading towards Woodbridge, where he undoubtedly intended to park in a quiet field outside of the town and walk the rest of the way.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"There is a remote possibility that he could not care that anyone saw him, in which case we\'d like to speak with him to make sure he is okay."\r\n\r\nIt has legal for women only to drive the Fiat 500 since it was relaunched to widespread acclaim in 2007.\r\n\r\nA Fiat insider said: "We often get males in the showrooms looking around - but only when they are with their wives or girlfriends.\r\n\r\n"They often remark about what nice little cars they are but decline the offer of taking them out for a test drive." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Man spotted driving Fiat 500', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7317-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-14 08:17:37', '2017-08-14 08:17:37', '', 7317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7317-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7320, 1, '2017-08-14 08:18:30', '2017-08-14 08:18:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg" alt="Man drives Fiat 500" width="600" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7318" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been seen driving a Fiat 500, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPolice are now keen to speak to the male motorist, fearing he may be in need of medical attention.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe sighting happened on the B1083 near Alderton on Sunday morning.\r\n\r\nOfficers say the man may have deliberately used quiet country roads to avoid being recognised.\r\n\r\n"His plan backfired when he was spotted behind the wheel by a passing cyclist," a Suffolk Police spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"He was heading towards Woodbridge, where he undoubtedly intended to park in a quiet field outside of the town and walk the rest of the way.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"There is a remote possibility that he could not care that anyone saw him, in which case we\'d like to speak with him to make sure he is okay."\r\n\r\nIt has legal for women only to drive the Fiat 500 since it was relaunched to widespread acclaim in 2007.\r\n\r\nA Fiat insider said: "We often get males in the showrooms looking around - but only when they are with their wives or girlfriends.\r\n\r\n"They often remark about what nice little cars they are but decline the offer of taking them out for a test drive." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Man spotted driving Fiat 500', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7317-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-14 08:18:30', '2017-08-14 08:18:30', '', 7317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7317-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7321, 1, '2017-08-14 08:24:25', '2017-08-14 08:24:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg" alt="Man drives Fiat 500" width="600" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7318" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been seen driving a Fiat 500, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPolice are now keen to speak to the male motorist, fearing he may be in need of medical attention.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe sighting happened on the B1083 near Alderton on Sunday morning.\r\n\r\nOfficers say the man may have deliberately used quiet country roads to avoid being recognised.\r\n\r\n"His plan backfired when he was spotted behind the wheel by a passing cyclist," a Suffolk Police spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"He was heading towards Woodbridge, where he undoubtedly intended to park in a quiet field outside of the town and walk the rest of the way.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"There is a remote possibility that he could not care that anyone saw him, in which case we\'d like to speak with him to make sure he is okay."\r\n\r\nIt has been legal for women only to drive the Fiat 500 since it was relaunched to widespread acclaim in 2007.\r\n\r\nA Fiat insider said: "We often get males in the showrooms looking around - but only when they are with their wives or girlfriends.\r\n\r\n"They often remark about what nice little cars they are but decline the offer of taking them out for a test drive." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Man spotted driving Fiat 500', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7317-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-14 08:24:25', '2017-08-14 08:24:25', '', 7317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7317-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7322, 1, '2017-08-14 08:30:52', '2017-08-14 08:30:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg" alt="Man drives Fiat 500" width="600" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7318" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A man has been seen driving a Fiat 500, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nPolice are now keen to speak to the male motorist, fearing he may be in need of medical attention.\n\n\n\nThe sighting happened on the B1083 near Alderton on Sunday morning.\n\nOfficers say the man may have deliberately used quiet country roads to avoid being recognised.\n\n"His plan backfired when he was spotted behind the wheel by a passing cyclist," a Suffolk Police spokesman explained.\n\n"He was heading towards Woodbridge, where he undoubtedly intended to park in a quiet field outside of the town and walk the rest of the way.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"There is a remote possibility that he could not care that anyone saw him, in which case we\'d like to speak with him to make sure he is okay."\n\nThe police were called when \n\nIt has been legal for women only to drive the Fiat 500 since it was relaunched to widespread acclaim in 2007.\n\nA Fiat insider said: "We often get males in the showrooms looking around - but only when they are with their wives or girlfriends.\n\n"They often remark about what nice little cars they are but decline the offer of taking them out for a test drive."\n\nWomen can buy a new Fiat 500 from only £10,700. They are available in a range of colours, so long as it is white.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Man spotted driving Fiat 500', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7317-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-14 08:30:52', '2017-08-14 08:30:52', '', 7317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7317-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7323, 1, '2017-08-14 08:25:50', '2017-08-14 08:25:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg" alt="Man drives Fiat 500" width="600" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7318" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been seen driving a Fiat 500, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPolice are now keen to speak to the male motorist, fearing he may be in need of medical attention.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe sighting happened on the B1083 near Alderton on Sunday morning.\r\n\r\nOfficers say the man may have deliberately used quiet country roads to avoid being recognised.\r\n\r\n"His plan backfired when he was spotted behind the wheel by a passing cyclist," a Suffolk Police spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"He was heading towards Woodbridge, where he undoubtedly intended to park in a quiet field outside of the town and walk the rest of the way.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"There is a remote possibility that he could not care that anyone saw him, in which case we\'d like to speak with him to make sure he is okay."\r\n\r\nIt has been legal for women only to drive the Fiat 500 since it was relaunched to widespread acclaim in 2007.\r\n\r\nA Fiat insider said: "We often get males in the showrooms looking around - but only when they are with their wives or girlfriends.\r\n\r\n"They often remark about what nice little cars they are but decline the offer of taking them out for a test drive."\r\n\r\nWomen can buy a new Fiat 500 from only £10,700. They are available in a range of colours, so long as it is white.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Man spotted driving Fiat 500', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7317-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-14 08:25:50', '2017-08-14 08:25:50', '', 7317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7317-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7324, 1, '2017-08-14 08:31:40', '2017-08-14 08:31:40', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg" alt="Man drives Fiat 500" width="600" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7318" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been seen driving a Fiat 500, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPolice are now keen to speak to the male motorist, fearing he may be in need of medical attention.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe sighting happened on the B1083 near Alderton on Sunday morning.\r\n\r\nOfficers say the man may have deliberately used quiet country roads to avoid being recognised.\r\n\r\n"His plan backfired when he was spotted behind the wheel by a passing cyclist," a Suffolk Police spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"He was heading towards Woodbridge, where he undoubtedly intended to park in a quiet field outside of the town and walk the rest of the way.\r\n\r\n"There is a remote possibility that he could not care that anyone saw him, in which case we\'d like to speak with him to make sure he is okay."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe police were called when the concerned cyclist stopped at the Alderton village shop and asked to use the telephone.\r\n\r\nIt has been legal for women only to drive the Fiat 500 since it was relaunched to widespread acclaim in 2007.\r\n\r\nA Fiat insider said: "We often get males in the showrooms looking around - but only when they are with their wives or girlfriends.\r\n\r\n"They often remark about what nice little cars they are but decline the offer of taking them out for a test drive."\r\n\r\nWomen can buy a new Fiat 500 from only £10,700. They are available in a range of colours, so long as it is white.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Man spotted driving Fiat 500', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7317-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-14 08:31:40', '2017-08-14 08:31:40', '', 7317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7317-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7325, 1, '2017-08-14 09:37:06', '2017-08-14 09:37:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fiat-500-e1502698010645.jpg" alt="Man drives Fiat 500" width="600" height="342" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7318" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been seen driving a Fiat 500, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPolice are now keen to speak to the male motorist, fearing he may be in need of medical attention.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe sighting happened on the B1083 near Alderton in Suffolk on Sunday morning.\r\n\r\nOfficers say the man may have deliberately used quiet country roads to avoid being recognised.\r\n\r\n"His plan backfired when he was spotted behind the wheel by a passing cyclist," a Suffolk Police spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"He was heading towards Woodbridge, where he undoubtedly intended to park in a quiet field outside of the town and walk the rest of the way.\r\n\r\n"There is a remote possibility that he could not care that anyone saw him, in which case we\'d like to speak with him to make sure he is okay."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe police were called when the concerned cyclist stopped at the Alderton village shop and asked to use the telephone.\r\n\r\nIt has been legal for women only to drive the Fiat 500 since it was relaunched to widespread acclaim in 2007.\r\n\r\nA Fiat insider said: "We often get males in the showrooms looking around - but only when they are with their wives or girlfriends.\r\n\r\n"They often remark about what nice little cars they are but decline the offer of taking them out for a test drive."\r\n\r\nWomen can buy a new Fiat 500 from only £10,700. They are available in a range of colours, so long as it is white.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Man spotted driving Fiat 500', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7317-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-14 09:37:06', '2017-08-14 09:37:06', '', 7317, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7317-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7327, 1, '2017-08-15 12:24:32', '2017-08-15 12:24:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg" alt="H2-ooh powdered water" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7328" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company has launched a brilliant powdered water product that could revolutionise the way we drink.</strong>\r\n\r\nInstead of lugging heavy bottles of water about, you now only need a small sachet of the special powdered water which weighs hardly anything at all.\r\n\r\nSimply add water to the H2-ooh Powder, stir and you\'ll enjoy a perfect drink of water every time.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe remarkable invention is the brainchild of snake oil sellers Monty\'s Python Liniments Inc, based in Haverhill, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nCompany boss Monty Burns, 59, said they had already received a bulk order for H2-ooh from Norfolk, and were now looking to expand sales elsewhere.\r\n\r\n"It\'s very easy to make tasty water every time, simply by adding water to one small sachet of H2-ooh. It has gone down a storm in our test market of Norfolk. They\'ll buy anything there."\r\n\r\nH2-ooh comes in packets of ten sachets, each capable of making one litre of water. Each pack of ten costs just £7.99 - much cheaper than bottled water.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"We see this as a great labour-saving invention," Mr Burns added. "There\'s just no need to carry around a bottle of water anymore."\r\n\r\nMonty\'s Python Liniments is refusing to say what secret ingredients go in to making H2-ooh.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a closely-guarded secret," Mr Burns said. "We don\'t want anyone ripping us off."\r\n\r\nH2-ooh is the second exciting invention to come out of Suffolk this summer. Last month we revealed how the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose/">HoseAway cordless garden hose</a>, operated by Wifi, was taking the gardening world by storm.\r\n\r\nMr Paul Eaton, of Trading Standards, said he was aware of the new product and would be looking into it.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Powdered water to change our lives forever', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'powdered-water', '', '', '2017-08-15 12:38:26', '2017-08-15 12:38:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7327', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7329, 1, '2017-08-15 12:24:32', '2017-08-15 12:24:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg" alt="H2-ooh powdered water" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7328" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company has launched a brilliant powdered water product that could revolutionise the way we drink.</strong>\r\n\r\nInstead of lugging heavy bottles of water about, you now only need a small sachet of the special powdered water which weighs hardly anything at all.\r\n\r\nSimply add water to the H2-ooh Powder, stir and you\'ll enjoy a perfect drink of water every time.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe remarkable invention is the brainchild of snake oil sellers Monty\'s Python Liniments Inc, based in Haverhill, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nCompany boss Monty Burns, 59, said they had already received a bulk order for H2-ooh from Norfolk, and were now looking to expand sales elsewhere.\r\n\r\n"It\'s very easy to make tasty water every time, simply by adding water to one small sachet of H2-ooh. It has gone down a storm in our test market of Norfolk. They\'ll buy anything there."\r\n\r\nH2-ooh comes in packets of ten sachets, each capable of making one litre of water. Each pack of ten costs just £7.99 - much cheaper than bottled water.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"We see this as a great labour-saving invention," Mr Burns added. "There\'s just no need to carry around a bottle of water anymore."\r\n\r\nMonty\'s Python Liniments is refusing to say what secret ingredients go in to making H2-ooh.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a closely-guarded secret," Mr Burns said. "We don\'t want anyone ripping us off."\r\n\r\nH2-ooh is the second exciting invention to come out of Suffolk this summer. Last month we revealed how the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose/">HoseAway cordless garden hose</a>, operated by Wifi, was taking the gardening world by storm.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Powdered water to change our lives forever', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7327-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-15 12:24:32', '2017-08-15 12:24:32', '', 7327, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7327-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7330, 1, '2017-08-15 12:38:10', '2017-08-15 12:38:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg" alt="H2-ooh powdered water" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7328" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A Suffolk company has launched a brilliant powdered water product that could revolutionise the way we drink.</strong>\n\nInstead of lugging heavy bottles of water about, you now only need a small sachet of the special powdered water which weighs hardly anything at all.\n\nSimply add water to the H2-ooh Powder, stir and you\'ll enjoy a perfect drink of water every time.\n\n\n\nThe remarkable invention is the brainchild of snake oil sellers Monty\'s Python Liniments Inc, based in Haverhill, Suffolk.\n\nCompany boss Monty Burns, 59, said they had already received a bulk order for H2-ooh from Norfolk, and were now looking to expand sales elsewhere.\n\n"It\'s very easy to make tasty water every time, simply by adding water to one small sachet of H2-ooh. It has gone down a storm in our test market of Norfolk. They\'ll buy anything there."\n\nH2-ooh comes in packets of ten sachets, each capable of making one litre of water. Each pack of ten costs just £7.99 - much cheaper than bottled water.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"We see this as a great labour-saving invention," Mr Burns added. "There\'s just no need to carry around a bottle of water anymore."\n\nMonty\'s Python Liniments is refusing to say what secret ingredients go in to making H2-ooh.\n\n"It\'s a closely-guarded secret," Mr Burns said. "We don\'t want anyone ripping us off."\n\nH2-ooh is the second exciting invention to come out of Suffolk this summer. Last month we revealed how the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose/">HoseAway cordless garden hose</a>, operated by Wifi, was taking the gardening world by storm.\n\nMr Paul Eaton, of Tradi\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Powdered water to change our lives forever', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7327-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-15 12:38:10', '2017-08-15 12:38:10', '', 7327, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7327-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7331, 1, '2017-08-15 12:38:26', '2017-08-15 12:38:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg" alt="H2-ooh powdered water" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7328" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company has launched a brilliant powdered water product that could revolutionise the way we drink.</strong>\r\n\r\nInstead of lugging heavy bottles of water about, you now only need a small sachet of the special powdered water which weighs hardly anything at all.\r\n\r\nSimply add water to the H2-ooh Powder, stir and you\'ll enjoy a perfect drink of water every time.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe remarkable invention is the brainchild of snake oil sellers Monty\'s Python Liniments Inc, based in Haverhill, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nCompany boss Monty Burns, 59, said they had already received a bulk order for H2-ooh from Norfolk, and were now looking to expand sales elsewhere.\r\n\r\n"It\'s very easy to make tasty water every time, simply by adding water to one small sachet of H2-ooh. It has gone down a storm in our test market of Norfolk. They\'ll buy anything there."\r\n\r\nH2-ooh comes in packets of ten sachets, each capable of making one litre of water. Each pack of ten costs just £7.99 - much cheaper than bottled water.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"We see this as a great labour-saving invention," Mr Burns added. "There\'s just no need to carry around a bottle of water anymore."\r\n\r\nMonty\'s Python Liniments is refusing to say what secret ingredients go in to making H2-ooh.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a closely-guarded secret," Mr Burns said. "We don\'t want anyone ripping us off."\r\n\r\nH2-ooh is the second exciting invention to come out of Suffolk this summer. Last month we revealed how the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose/">HoseAway cordless garden hose</a>, operated by Wifi, was taking the gardening world by storm.\r\n\r\nMr Paul Eaton, of Trading Standards, said he was aware of the new product and would be looking into it.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Powdered water to change our lives forever', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7327-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-15 12:38:26', '2017-08-15 12:38:26', '', 7327, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7327-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7332, 1, '2017-08-18 09:37:13', '2017-08-18 09:37:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/big-ben-e1502888420160.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/big-ben-e1502888420160.jpg" alt="Big Ben" width="600" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7333" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been employed to sit at the top of Big Ben and shout "BONG!" very loudly while the bell is being repaired.</strong>\r\n\r\nJonathan Squires, 57, of Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, has to live 24/7 in the clock tower and shout into a megaphone on the hour, every hour.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNews that the traditional bell would be silent for four years was met with howls of protest by people with too much time on their hands.\r\n\r\nEven Prime Minister Theresa May interrupted her work on important global crises to say it was wrong for Big Ben to be quiet during a lengthy restoration project.\r\n\r\nParliamentary officials decided the best compromise would be to employ a man to shout "BONG!" so tourists would still experience the charm of Big Ben\'s chimes.\r\n\r\nMr Squires, a former geography teacher, was selected after proving he emitted the loudest and most realistic "BONG!" out of all the candidates.\r\n\r\nHe will be paid £24,000 a year, plus meals and accommodation in the 96-metre clock tower, which was built in 1859.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpeaking to journalists at a press conference to unveil him today, Mr Squires said: "I\'m looking forward to keeping the nation abreast of the time.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a simple enough job - I just have to shout "BONG!" into my megaphone the required number of times, on the hour every hour.\r\n\r\n"It is an honour to serve my country in this way, and I hope the Prime Minister is satisfied."\r\n\r\nMr Squires takes up his position next Monday.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man employed to sit on Big Ben and shout \'BONG!\' every hour', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'big-ben', '', '', '2017-08-18 09:38:02', '2017-08-18 09:38:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7332', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7334, 1, '2017-08-16 13:02:13', '2017-08-16 13:02:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/big-ben-e1502888420160.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/big-ben-e1502888420160.jpg" alt="Big Ben" width="600" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7333" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been employed to sit at the top of Big Ben and shout "BONG!" very loudly while the bell is being repaired.</strong>\r\n\r\nJonathan Squires, 57, of Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, has to live 24/7 in the clock tower and shout into a megaphone on the hour, every hour.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNews that the traditional bell would be silent for four years was met with howls of protest by people with too much time on their hands.\r\n\r\nEven Prime Minister Theresa May interrupted her work on important global crises to say it was wrong for Big Ben to be quiet during a lengthy restoration project.\r\n\r\nParliamentary officials decided the best compromise would be to employ a man to shout "BONG!" so tourists would still experience the charm of Big Ben\'s chimes.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Squires, a former geography teacher, was selected after proving he emitted the loudest and most realistic "BONG!" out of all the candidates.\r\n\r\nHe will be paid £24,000 a year, plus meals and accommodation in the 96-metre clock tower, which was built in 1859.\r\n\r\nSpeaking to journalists at a press conference to unveil him today, Mr Squires said: "I\'m looking forward to keeping the nation abreast of the time.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a simple enough job - I just have to shout "BONG!" into my megaphone the required number of times, on the hour every hour.\r\n\r\n"It is an honour to serve my country in this way, and I hope the Prime Minister is satisfied."\r\n\r\nMr Squires takes up his position next Monday.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man employed to sit on Big Ben and shout \'BONG!\' every hour', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7332-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-16 13:02:13', '2017-08-16 13:02:13', '', 7332, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7332-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7335, 1, '2017-08-16 13:35:31', '2017-08-16 13:35:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/big-ben-e1502888420160.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/big-ben-e1502888420160.jpg" alt="Big Ben" width="600" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7333" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been employed to sit at the top of Big Ben and shout "BONG!" very loudly while the bell is being repaired.</strong>\r\n\r\nJonathan Squires, 57, of Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, has to live 24/7 in the clock tower and shout into a megaphone on the hour, every hour.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNews that the traditional bell would be silent for four years was met with howls of protest by people with too much time on their hands.\r\n\r\nEven Prime Minister Theresa May interrupted her work on important global crises to say it was wrong for Big Ben to be quiet during a lengthy restoration project.\r\n\r\nParliamentary officials decided the best compromise would be to employ a man to shout "BONG!" so tourists would still experience the charm of Big Ben\'s chimes.\r\n\r\nMr Squires, a former geography teacher, was selected after proving he emitted the loudest and most realistic "BONG!" out of all the candidates.\r\n\r\nHe will be paid £24,000 a year, plus meals and accommodation in the 96-metre clock tower, which was built in 1859.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpeaking to journalists at a press conference to unveil him today, Mr Squires said: "I\'m looking forward to keeping the nation abreast of the time.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a simple enough job - I just have to shout "BONG!" into my megaphone the required number of times, on the hour every hour.\r\n\r\n"It is an honour to serve my country in this way, and I hope the Prime Minister is satisfied."\r\n\r\nMr Squires takes up his position next Monday.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man employed to sit on Big Ben and shout \'BONG!\' every hour', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7332-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-16 13:35:31', '2017-08-16 13:35:31', '', 7332, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7332-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7337, 1, '2017-08-18 09:36:35', '2017-08-18 09:36:35', 'The British have a longstanding passion for the lottery, which has made the National Lottery and the EuroMillions thrive these past few years. But while the local games are still going strong, it seems that Brits have developed quite the passion for American lotteries. In this article, we are going to tell you how English players have fallen deep into the temptation of the big foreign lotteries and why.\r\n\r\nThe entire lottery market has boomed in the past decade, with jackpots reaching unprecedented amounts in big games from all around the world. But while everything got bigger and better, there was one lottery jackpot that got larger than life.\r\n\r\nIn 2016, the US Powerball has broken the world record for the largest jackpot with its gargantuan prize worth $1.58 billion. It was the first time in the entire history of the lottery when a prize got past the $1 billion threshold.\r\n\r\nAs you can imagine, the Powerball frenzy of 2016 was not limited to the US because everybody wanted to be part of the game. People were playing Powerball <a href="https://www.thelotter.co.uk/lottery-tickets/usa-powerball/">all over the world for a chance to be a part of the legendary draw</a> of January 13th, 2016.\r\n\r\nThere were three winning tickets for the biggest jackpot of all times, and the enormous excitement of the draw left lottery players everywhere craving for more. As you can imagine, this kept them playing Powerball even after the big draw and it quickly turned them into fans.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lottery-winner-e1503048857885.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lottery-winner-e1503048857885.jpg" alt="Lottery winner" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7338" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMoreover, the US Powerball is not the only lottery in America to make headlines. Before 2016, the holder of the world record for the largest jackpot was the Mega Millions, which had a staggering $656 million jackpot in 2012.\r\n\r\nWhile these two titans of the American lottery fight each other for the first spot in the game, there are more and more record-breaking prizes to play for, which keeps the temptation of the US lotteries very much alive for Brits.\r\n\r\nConsidering that the <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/12090659/US-lottery-prize-swells-beyond-551-million-dwarfing-British-equivalent.html">jackpots in the US lotteries are almost twice as big</a> as those in the EuroMillions, it comes as no surprise that the British have expanded their lotto preferences outside European borders.\r\n\r\nMoreover, lottery ticket concierge platforms make it incredibly simple to play the lottery online and to participate in games from all over the world. This has broken the special barriers of the game and it has opened players to a worldwide range of lotteries.\r\n\r\nIt’s an exciting time to play the lottery with the biggest games in the world fighting to steal the show. And it seems that Brits want to be a part of it every step of the way. As long as the top US lotteries are going to have large prizes available, even more Brits are expected to play the American games.', 'More and more Brits are playing American lotteries', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'brits-playing-american-lotteries', '', '', '2017-08-18 09:36:35', '2017-08-18 09:36:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7337', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7339, 1, '2017-08-18 09:36:35', '2017-08-18 09:36:35', 'The British have a longstanding passion for the lottery, which has made the National Lottery and the EuroMillions thrive these past few years. But while the local games are still going strong, it seems that Brits have developed quite the passion for American lotteries. In this article, we are going to tell you how English players have fallen deep into the temptation of the big foreign lotteries and why.\r\n\r\nThe entire lottery market has boomed in the past decade, with jackpots reaching unprecedented amounts in big games from all around the world. But while everything got bigger and better, there was one lottery jackpot that got larger than life.\r\n\r\nIn 2016, the US Powerball has broken the world record for the largest jackpot with its gargantuan prize worth $1.58 billion. It was the first time in the entire history of the lottery when a prize got past the $1 billion threshold.\r\n\r\nAs you can imagine, the Powerball frenzy of 2016 was not limited to the US because everybody wanted to be part of the game. People were playing Powerball <a href="https://www.thelotter.co.uk/lottery-tickets/usa-powerball/">all over the world for a chance to be a part of the legendary draw</a> of January 13th, 2016.\r\n\r\nThere were three winning tickets for the biggest jackpot of all times, and the enormous excitement of the draw left lottery players everywhere craving for more. As you can imagine, this kept them playing Powerball even after the big draw and it quickly turned them into fans.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lottery-winner-e1503048857885.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lottery-winner-e1503048857885.jpg" alt="Lottery winner" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7338" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMoreover, the US Powerball is not the only lottery in America to make headlines. Before 2016, the holder of the world record for the largest jackpot was the Mega Millions, which had a staggering $656 million jackpot in 2012.\r\n\r\nWhile these two titans of the American lottery fight each other for the first spot in the game, there are more and more record-breaking prizes to play for, which keeps the temptation of the US lotteries very much alive for Brits.\r\n\r\nConsidering that the <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/12090659/US-lottery-prize-swells-beyond-551-million-dwarfing-British-equivalent.html">jackpots in the US lotteries are almost twice as big</a> as those in the EuroMillions, it comes as no surprise that the British have expanded their lotto preferences outside European borders.\r\n\r\nMoreover, lottery ticket concierge platforms make it incredibly simple to play the lottery online and to participate in games from all over the world. This has broken the special barriers of the game and it has opened players to a worldwide range of lotteries.\r\n\r\nIt’s an exciting time to play the lottery with the biggest games in the world fighting to steal the show. And it seems that Brits want to be a part of it every step of the way. As long as the top US lotteries are going to have large prizes available, even more Brits are expected to play the American games.', 'More and more Brits are playing American lotteries', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7337-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-18 09:36:35', '2017-08-18 09:36:35', '', 7337, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7337-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7340, 1, '2017-08-18 16:19:24', '2017-08-18 16:19:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg" alt="ITFC ground" width="500" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An Ipswich fan has privately admitted that he’s disappointed by Town’s promising start to the new season, after refusing to re-new his season ticket.</strong>  \r\n\r\nRaymond Stubbs - who had previously attended every home game at Portman Road for the past 20 seasons - surrendered his seat citing the ‘stubborn’ nature of Blues boss Mick McCarthy.\r\n\r\nIpswich have since started the new season with four wins from four games, with promising new signings being blended with exciting youngsters, giving fans reason to be cheerful, after one of the worst seasons in the club’s history last time out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking to an undercover Suffolk Gazette reporter, Raymond, from Sizewell, revealed that he got fed up with McCarthy’s approach last season.\r\n\r\n“Time and time again he failed to acknowledge that times had changed.\r\n\r\n“One thing that really annoyed me was how he refused to give the young players an opportunity in the first team, and I’m sure it’s the same this time around.\r\n\r\n“McCarthy is a dinosaur and the most stubborn man in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n“I haven’t been following the team this year, and only heard about the results due to my daft son continuing to follow the team."\r\n\r\nThe perceived change of direction at the club was on show on Tuesday night at Millwall, where the Blues won an exhilarating game 4-3, despite an injury list longer than a bank holiday queue for Fish & Chips in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n“Frankly I don’t care how well Ipswich do in the short-term, I won’t be going to Portman Road with that stubborn old dinosaur in charge of the team. And I bet he still plays that Jonathan Douglas bloke.”\r\n\r\nIs there anything the former Sunderland and Wolves manager could do to win back Raymond, and other <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-town-long-service-award/">stay-away supporters</a>?\r\n\r\n“No.\r\n\r\n“He never admits when he’s made a mistake, and his colourful language when speaking to the media really p****s me off.\r\n\r\n“I won’t be changing my mind and going back.\r\n\r\n“He’s the most stubborn man in Suffolk is McCarthy. And he’s always repeating himself as well.” \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Stay-away Ipswich fan secretly annoyed by great start to season', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'tractor-boy-season', '', '', '2018-01-28 20:51:44', '2018-01-28 20:51:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7340', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7341, 1, '2017-08-18 16:19:24', '2017-08-18 16:19:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg" alt="ITFC ground" width="500" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An Ipswich fan has privately admitted that he’s disappointed by Town’s promising start to the new season, after refusing to re-new his season ticket.</strong>  \r\n\r\nRaymond Stubbs - who had previously attended every home game at Portman Road for the past 20 seasons - surrendered his seat citing the ‘stubborn’ nature of Blues boss Mick McCarthy.\r\n\r\nIpswich have since started the new season with four wins from four games, with promising new signings being blended with exciting youngsters, giving fans reason to be cheerful, after one of the worst seasons in the club’s history last time out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking to an undercover Suffolk Gazette reporter, Raymond, from Sizewell, revealed that he got fed up with McCarthy’s approach last season.\r\n\r\n“Time and time again he failed to acknowledge that times had changed.\r\n\r\n“One thing that really annoyed me has how he refused to give the young players an opportunity in the first team, and I’m sure it’s the same this time around.\r\n\r\n“McCarthy is a dinosaur and the most stubborn man in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n“I haven’t been following the team this year, and only heard about the results due to my daft son continuing to follow the team."\r\n\r\nThe perceived change of direction at the club was on show on Tuesday night at Millwall, where the Blues won an exhilarating game 4-3, despite an injury list longer than a bank holiday queue for Fish & Chips in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n“Frankly I don’t care how well Ipswich do in the short-term, I won’t be going to Portman Road with that stubborn old dinosaur in charge of the team. And I bet he still plays that Jonathan Douglas bloke.”\r\n\r\nIs there anything the former Sunderland and Wolves manager could do to win back Raymond, and other stay-away supporters?\r\n\r\n“No.\r\n\r\n“He never admits when he’s made a mistake, and his colourful language when speaking to the media really p****s me off.\r\n\r\n“I won’t be changing my mind and going back.\r\n\r\n“He’s the most stubborn man in Suffolk is McCarthy. And he’s always repeating himself as well.” \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Stay-away Ipswich fan secretly annoyed by great start to season', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7340-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-18 16:19:24', '2017-08-18 16:19:24', '', 7340, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7340-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7342, 1, '2017-08-18 19:10:19', '2017-08-18 19:10:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg" alt="ITFC ground" width="500" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An Ipswich fan has privately admitted that he’s disappointed by Town’s promising start to the new season, after refusing to re-new his season ticket.</strong>  \r\n\r\nRaymond Stubbs - who had previously attended every home game at Portman Road for the past 20 seasons - surrendered his seat citing the ‘stubborn’ nature of Blues boss Mick McCarthy.\r\n\r\nIpswich have since started the new season with four wins from four games, with promising new signings being blended with exciting youngsters, giving fans reason to be cheerful, after one of the worst seasons in the club’s history last time out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking to an undercover Suffolk Gazette reporter, Raymond, from Sizewell, revealed that he got fed up with McCarthy’s approach last season.\r\n\r\n“Time and time again he failed to acknowledge that times had changed.\r\n\r\n“One thing that really annoyed me was how he refused to give the young players an opportunity in the first team, and I’m sure it’s the same this time around.\r\n\r\n“McCarthy is a dinosaur and the most stubborn man in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n“I haven’t been following the team this year, and only heard about the results due to my daft son continuing to follow the team."\r\n\r\nThe perceived change of direction at the club was on show on Tuesday night at Millwall, where the Blues won an exhilarating game 4-3, despite an injury list longer than a bank holiday queue for Fish & Chips in Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n“Frankly I don’t care how well Ipswich do in the short-term, I won’t be going to Portman Road with that stubborn old dinosaur in charge of the team. And I bet he still plays that Jonathan Douglas bloke.”\r\n\r\nIs there anything the former Sunderland and Wolves manager could do to win back Raymond, and other stay-away supporters?\r\n\r\n“No.\r\n\r\n“He never admits when he’s made a mistake, and his colourful language when speaking to the media really p****s me off.\r\n\r\n“I won’t be changing my mind and going back.\r\n\r\n“He’s the most stubborn man in Suffolk is McCarthy. And he’s always repeating himself as well.” \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Stay-away Ipswich fan secretly annoyed by great start to season', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7340-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-18 19:10:19', '2017-08-18 19:10:19', '', 7340, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7340-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7343, 1, '2018-08-17 07:43:01', '2018-08-17 07:43:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/just-for-men.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/just-for-men.jpg" alt="Just for Men" width="419" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7344" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman who foolishly used Just For Men hair dye product ended up growing a beard, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, ignored strict instructions that the product to remove grey hairs was for men only.\r\n\r\nShe popped into her local chemist and purchased a bottle of Just For Men hair product, then splashed it all over her greying head.\r\n\r\nBut Ms Fisher was horrified that although her grey hairs become a beautiful dark shade of brown, she also started to grow a beard.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWithin five days she more or less had a full beard and had to return to the chemist to buy a razor.\r\n\r\nThe shopkeeper refused to give her a refund for the Just For Men hair product, because the packaging explicitly says women should not use it.\r\n\r\nMs Fisher has been told she will always now have a beautiful beard - and that she can use the alternative Just For Men beard colouring product to ensure it remains free of grey flecks.\r\n\r\nShe has decided to make the best out of a rather annoying situation by joining the Norfolk Traveling Freak Circus, which is currently enjoying a summer season in Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nA family friend said: "Everyone knows Just For Men can only be used by men. She\'s not too clever when it comes to that sort of thing, so she sort of accepts it\'s all her fault.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"She is getting used to the beard. Her partner actually and enjoys stroking it in the evening.\r\n\r\n"And because she\'s joined the circus, she\'s actually the first member of her family to get a proper job."\r\n\r\nAn insider at US makers Combe Incorporated said: "What part of Just For Men did this woman not understand?"  \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Woman uses Just For Men hair product, grows beard', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'just-for-men', '', '', '2018-08-17 08:48:32', '2018-08-17 08:48:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7343', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7345, 1, '2017-08-19 10:43:01', '2017-08-19 10:43:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/just-for-men.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/just-for-men.jpg" alt="Just for Men" width="419" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7344" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman who foolishly used Just For Men hair dye product ended up growing a beard, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nDaisy Spuckler, from Downham Market in Norfolk, ignored strict instructions that the product to remove grey hairs was for men only.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe popped into her local chemist and purchased a bottle of Just For Men hair product, then splashed it all over her greying head.\r\n\r\nBut Daisy, 57, was horrified that although her grey hairs become a beautiful dark shade of brown, she also started to grow a beard.\r\n\r\nWithin five days she more or less had a full beard and had to return to the chemist to buy a razor.\r\n\r\nThe shopkeeper refused to give her a refund for the Just For Men hair product, because the packaging explicitly says women should not use it.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDaisy, who lives in Norfolk with her brother and their eight children, has been told she will always now have a beautiful beard - and that she can use the alternative Just For Men beard colouring product to ensure it remains free of grey stubble.\r\n\r\nShe has decided to make the best out of a rather annoying situation by joining the Norfolk Traveling Freak Circus, which is currently enjoying a summer season in Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nA family friend said: "Everyone knows Just For Men can only be used by men. She\'s not too clever when it comes to that sort of thing, so she sort of accepts it\'s all her fault.\r\n\r\n"She is getting used to the beard. Her brother quite likes it, actually, and enjoys stroking it in the evening.\r\n\r\n"And because she\'s joined the circus, she\'s actually the first member of her family to get a proper job."\r\n\r\nAn insider at US makers Combe Incorporated said: "What part of Just For Men did this woman not understand?"  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman uses Just For Men hair product, grows beard', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7343-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-19 10:43:01', '2017-08-19 10:43:01', '', 7343, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7343-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7346, 1, '2018-08-17 08:48:13', '2018-08-17 08:48:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/just-for-men.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/just-for-men.jpg" alt="Just for Men" width="419" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7344" /></a>\n\n<strong>A woman who foolishly used Just For Men hair dye product ended up growing a beard, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, ignored strict instructions that the product to remove grey hairs was for men only.\n\nShe popped into her local chemist and purchased a bottle of Just For Men hair product, then splashed it all over her greying head.\n\nBut Ms Fisher was horrified that although her grey hairs become a beautiful dark shade of brown, she also started to grow a beard.\n\n\n\nWithin five days she more or less had a full beard and had to return to the chemist to buy a razor.\n\nThe shopkeeper refused to give her a refund for the Just For Men hair product, because the packaging explicitly says women should not use it.\n\nMs Fisher has been told she will always now have a beautiful beard - and that she can use the alternative Just For Men beard colouring product to ensure it remains free of grey flecks.\n\nShe has decided to make the best out of a rather annoying situation by joining the Norfolk Traveling Freak Circus, which is currently enjoying a summer season in Great Yarmouth.\n\nA family friend said: "Everyone knows Just For Men can only be used by men. She\'s not too clever when it comes to that sort of thing, so she sort of accepts it\'s all her fault.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"She is getting used to the beard. Her partner actually and enjoys stroking it in the evening.\n\n"And because she\'s joined the circus, she\'s actually the first member of her family to get a proper job."\n\nAn insider at US makers Combe Incorporated said: "What part of Just For Men did this woman not understand?"  \n\n', 'Woman uses Just For Men hair product, grows beard', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7343-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-17 08:48:13', '2018-08-17 08:48:13', '', 7343, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7343-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7347, 1, '2017-08-19 10:45:00', '2017-08-19 10:45:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/just-for-men.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/just-for-men.jpg" alt="Just for Men" width="419" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7344" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman who foolishly used Just For Men hair dye product ended up growing a beard, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nDaisy Spuckler, from Downham Market in Norfolk, ignored strict instructions that the product to remove grey hairs was for men only.\r\n\r\nShe popped into her local chemist and purchased a bottle of Just For Men hair product, then splashed it all over her greying head.\r\n\r\nBut Daisy, 57, was horrified that although her grey hairs become a beautiful dark shade of brown, she also started to grow a beard.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWithin five days she more or less had a full beard and had to return to the chemist to buy a razor.\r\n\r\nThe shopkeeper refused to give her a refund for the Just For Men hair product, because the packaging explicitly says women should not use it.\r\n\r\nDaisy, who lives in Norfolk with her brother and their eight children, has been told she will always now have a beautiful beard - and that she can use the alternative Just For Men beard colouring product to ensure it remains free of grey stubble.\r\n\r\nShe has decided to make the best out of a rather annoying situation by joining the Norfolk Traveling Freak Circus, which is currently enjoying a summer season in Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nA family friend said: "Everyone knows Just For Men can only be used by men. She\'s not too clever when it comes to that sort of thing, so she sort of accepts it\'s all her fault.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"She is getting used to the beard. Her brother quite likes it, actually, and enjoys stroking it in the evening.\r\n\r\n"And because she\'s joined the circus, she\'s actually the first member of her family to get a proper job."\r\n\r\nAn insider at US makers Combe Incorporated said: "What part of Just For Men did this woman not understand?"  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman uses Just For Men hair product, grows beard', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7343-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-19 10:45:00', '2017-08-19 10:45:00', '', 7343, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7343-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7348, 1, '2018-06-22 13:56:03', '2018-06-22 13:56:03', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg" alt="Southwold lighthouse chav attraction" width="999" height="647" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4524" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Southwold lighthouse has undergone a makeover as the posh Suffolk resort bids to attract more "working class" visitors - just like the ones who go to Great Yarmouth.</strong>\n\nCouncillors are proud of their resort\'s quaint image but need extra footfall to raise cash to pay for their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-house-prices/">sky-high property prices</a>.\n\nWhile looking jealously at visitor numbers to Norfolk\'s downmarket Great Yarmouth, Southwold tourist bosses decided to experiment with dumbing down themselves.\n\n\n\nThey have placed a giant 25-foot wide Burberry baseball cap - a favourite \'Chav\' garment - on top of their lighthouse.\n\nAnd to polish it off, they added a huge Stella Artois logo as well, believing the strong lager is the preferred drink of the common man.\n\nBut locals are furious, saying no working class people should ever be allowed anywhere near Southwold.\n\nPiers Farquar-Churchill, 68, a retired City banker, told the Suffolk Gazette: "The lighthouse now looks hideous - if they had to put a beer on, it should have been Adnams, the local brew.\n\n"But that\'s not the point - we simply do not want sweaty common people here."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nTown councillors say they are looking forward to welcoming the newcomers.\n\nOne explained: "We have made a coach park because they will obviously all arrive on buses. We assume they cannot afford motor cars.\n\n"We are not sure what they will find to enjoy here, but once we\'ve got them we can charge them the earth, so who cares?"\n\nSuffolk chav Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Whatevva."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n', 'Southwold lighthouse makeover will \'attract common visitors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4523-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-22 13:56:03', '2018-06-22 13:56:03', '', 4523, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4523-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7349, 1, '2017-08-21 08:06:03', '2017-08-21 08:06:03', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg" alt="Southwold lighthouse chav attraction" width="999" height="647" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4524" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSouthwold lighthouse has undergone a makeover as the posh Suffolk resort bids to attract more "working class" visitors - just like the ones who go to Great Yarmouth.</b>\r\n\r\nCouncillors are proud of their resort\'s quaint image but need extra footfall to raise cash to pay for their sky-high property prices.\r\n\r\nWhile looking jealously at visitor numbers to Norfolk\'s down-market Great Yarmouth, Southwold tourist bosses decided to experiment with dumbing down themselves.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey have placed a giant 25-foot wide Burberry baseball cap - a favourite \'Chav\' garment - on top of their lighthouse, and added a huge Stella Artois logo as well, believing the strong lager is the preferred drink of the common man.\r\n\r\nBut locals are furious, saying no working class people should ever be allowed anywhere near Southwold.\r\n\r\nPiers Farquar-Churchill, 68, a retired City banker, told the Suffolk Gazette: "The lighthouse now looks hideous - if they had to put a beer on, it should have been Adnams, the local brew. But that\'s not the point - we simply do not want sweaty common people here."\r\n\r\nTown councillors say they are looking forward to welcoming the newcomers. "We have made a coach park because they will obviously all arrive on buses. We are not sure what they will find to enjoy here, but once we\'ve got them we can charge them the earth, so who cares?"\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Southwold lighthouse makeover will \'attract common visitors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4523-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-21 08:06:03', '2017-08-21 08:06:03', '', 4523, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4523-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7350, 1, '2017-08-24 02:28:22', '2017-08-24 02:28:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg" alt="Tank traps" width="717" height="513" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7351" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nWorld War Two-style tank traps are to be Britain\'s main defence against enemy invasion for the next century, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nSecretary of State for Defence Michael Fallon has revealed the simple concrete blocks are the most cost-effective deterrent in times of austerity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe traps are being placed randomly along parts of East Anglia\'s coastline in a show of strength that will make Putin and his Russian forces think twice before launching an attack.\r\n\r\nA defence insider said: "We haven\'t got any budget to speak of, so these concrete blocks seem like a good idea.\r\n\r\n"They only cost a few quid each and a fork lift truck to put them in place.\r\n\r\n"Our top-level strategic review revealed our most likely threat comes from the East - so it makes sense to place some concrete blocks along parts of the East Anglian coastline.\r\n\r\n"These will be a brilliant way of stopping the Russians should they think about launching an invasion using tanks from the sea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Once the might of the Russian army comes ashore they will be dumfounded by our concrete blocks.\r\n\r\n"They\'ll have to get back on their ships and go home again."\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen if the Russians decided to launch an attack from the air, or simply launched an assault further up the coast, the insider was unable to answer.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents fear the blocks may not be an effective deterrent after all.\r\n\r\n"They\'re a bit Dad\'s Army, aren\'t they?" one beach walker near Sizewell said yesterday as he sat on a block enjoying his lunch.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Ministry of Defence would not be drawn on the subject.\r\n\r\n"This is a top secret operation and we do not discuss sensitive information like this.\r\n\r\n"All I can do is reassure the public that these tank traps are effective - the Germans never invaded successfully in World War Two, did they."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Concrete tank traps will see off invading Russians', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'tank-traps', '', '', '2017-08-24 06:54:12', '2017-08-24 06:54:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7350', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7352, 1, '2017-08-24 02:28:22', '2017-08-24 02:28:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg" alt="Tank traps" width="717" height="513" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7351" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nWorld War Two-style tank traps are to be Britain\'s main defence against enemy invasion for the next century, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nSecretary of State for Defence Michael Fallon has revealed the simple concrete blocks are the most cost-effective deterrent in times of austerity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe traps are being placed randomly along parts of East Anglia in a show of strength that will make Putin and his Russian forces think twice before launching an attack.\r\n\r\nA defence insider said: "We haven\'t got any budget to speak of, so these concrete blocks seem like a good idea. They only cost a few quid each and a fork lift truck to put them in place.\r\n\r\n"Our top-level strategic review revealed our most like threat comes from the East - so it makes sense to place some concrete blocks along parts of the East Anglian coastline.\r\n\r\n"These will be a brilliant way of stopping the Russians should they think about launching an invasion using tanks from the sea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Once the might of the Russian army comes ashore they will be dumfounded by our concrete blocks. They\'ll have to get back on their ships and go home again."\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen if the Russians decided to launch an attack from the air, or simply launched an assault further up the coast, the insider was unable to answer.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents fear the blocks may not be an effective deterrent. "They\'re a bit Dad\'s Army, aren\'t they?" one beach walker near Sizewell said yesterday.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Ministry of Defence would not be drawn on the subject.\r\n\r\n"This is a top secret operation and we do not discuss sensitive information like this. All I can say is advise the public these tank traps are effectice - the Germans never invaded successfully in World War Two, did they."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Concrete tank traps will see off invading Russians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7350-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-24 02:28:22', '2017-08-24 02:28:22', '', 7350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7353, 1, '2017-08-24 02:29:45', '2017-08-24 02:29:45', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg" alt="Tank traps" width="717" height="513" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7351" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nWorld War Two-style tank traps are to be Britain\'s main defence against enemy invasion for the next century, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nSecretary of State for Defence Michael Fallon has revealed the simple concrete blocks are the most cost-effective deterrent in times of austerity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe traps are being placed randomly along parts of East Anglia\'s coastline in a show of strength that will make Putin and his Russian forces think twice before launching an attack.\r\n\r\nA defence insider said: "We haven\'t got any budget to speak of, so these concrete blocks seem like a good idea. They only cost a few quid each and a fork lift truck to put them in place.\r\n\r\n"Our top-level strategic review revealed our most like threat comes from the East - so it makes sense to place some concrete blocks along parts of the East Anglian coastline.\r\n\r\n"These will be a brilliant way of stopping the Russians should they think about launching an invasion using tanks from the sea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Once the might of the Russian army comes ashore they will be dumfounded by our concrete blocks. They\'ll have to get back on their ships and go home again."\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen if the Russians decided to launch an attack from the air, or simply launched an assault further up the coast, the insider was unable to answer.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents fear the blocks may not be an effective deterrent. "They\'re a bit Dad\'s Army, aren\'t they?" one beach walker near Sizewell said yesterday.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Ministry of Defence would not be drawn on the subject.\r\n\r\n"This is a top secret operation and we do not discuss sensitive information like this. All I can say is advise the public these tank traps are effectice - the Germans never invaded successfully in World War Two, did they."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Concrete tank traps will see off invading Russians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7350-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-24 02:29:45', '2017-08-24 02:29:45', '', 7350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7354, 1, '2017-08-24 06:53:46', '2017-08-24 06:53:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg" alt="Tank traps" width="717" height="513" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7351" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nWorld War Two-style tank traps are to be Britain\'s main defence against enemy invasion for the next century, it has been confirmed.</strong>\n\nSecretary of State for Defence Michael Fallon has revealed the simple concrete blocks are the most cost-effective deterrent in times of austerity.\n\n\n\nThe traps are being placed randomly along parts of East Anglia\'s coastline in a show of strength that will make Putin and his Russian forces think twice before launching an attack.\n\nA defence insider said: "We haven\'t got any budget to speak of, so these concrete blocks seem like a good idea.\n\n"They only cost a few quid each and a fork lift truck to put them in place.\n\n"Our top-level strategic review revealed our most likely threat comes from the East - so it makes sense to place some concrete blocks along parts of the East Anglian coastline.\n\n"These will be a brilliant way of stopping the Russians should they think about launching an invasion using tanks from the sea.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"Once the might of the Russian army comes ashore they will be dumfounded by our concrete blocks.\n\n"They\'ll have to get back on their ships and go home again."\n\nAsked what would happen if the Russians decided to launch an attack from the air, or simply launched an assault further up the coast, the insider was unable to answer.\n\nSuffolk residents fear the blocks may not be an effective deterrent after all. "They\'re a bit Dad\'s Army, aren\'t they?" one beach walker near Sizewell said yesterday as he sat on a block enjoying his lunch.\n\nA spokesman for the Ministry of Defence would not be drawn on the subject.\n\n"This is a top secret operation and we do not discuss sensitive information like this. All I can do is reassure the public that these tank traps are effective - the Germans never invaded successfully in World War Two, did they."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Concrete tank traps will see off invading Russians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7350-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-24 06:53:46', '2017-08-24 06:53:46', '', 7350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7350-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7355, 1, '2017-08-24 02:32:46', '2017-08-24 02:32:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg" alt="Tank traps" width="717" height="513" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7351" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nWorld War Two-style tank traps are to be Britain\'s main defence against enemy invasion for the next century, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nSecretary of State for Defence Michael Fallon has revealed the simple concrete blocks are the most cost-effective deterrent in times of austerity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe traps are being placed randomly along parts of East Anglia\'s coastline in a show of strength that will make Putin and his Russian forces think twice before launching an attack.\r\n\r\nA defence insider said: "We haven\'t got any budget to speak of, so these concrete blocks seem like a good idea. They only cost a few quid each and a fork lift truck to put them in place.\r\n\r\n"Our top-level strategic review revealed our most likely threat comes from the East - so it makes sense to place some concrete blocks along parts of the East Anglian coastline.\r\n\r\n"These will be a brilliant way of stopping the Russians should they think about launching an invasion using tanks from the sea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Once the might of the Russian army comes ashore they will be dumfounded by our concrete blocks. They\'ll have to get back on their ships and go home again."\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen if the Russians decided to launch an attack from the air, or simply launched an assault further up the coast, the insider was unable to answer.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents fear the blocks may not be an effective deterrent after all. "They\'re a bit Dad\'s Army, aren\'t they?" one beach walker near Sizewell said yesterday as he sat on a block enjoying his lunch.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Ministry of Defence would not be drawn on the subject.\r\n\r\n"This is a top secret operation and we do not discuss sensitive information like this. All I can do is reassure the public that these tank traps are effective - the Germans never invaded successfully in World War Two, did they."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Concrete tank traps will see off invading Russians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7350-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-24 02:32:46', '2017-08-24 02:32:46', '', 7350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7357, 1, '2017-08-24 06:54:12', '2017-08-24 06:54:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tank-traps-2.jpg" alt="Tank traps" width="717" height="513" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7351" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nWorld War Two-style tank traps are to be Britain\'s main defence against enemy invasion for the next century, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nSecretary of State for Defence Michael Fallon has revealed the simple concrete blocks are the most cost-effective deterrent in times of austerity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe traps are being placed randomly along parts of East Anglia\'s coastline in a show of strength that will make Putin and his Russian forces think twice before launching an attack.\r\n\r\nA defence insider said: "We haven\'t got any budget to speak of, so these concrete blocks seem like a good idea.\r\n\r\n"They only cost a few quid each and a fork lift truck to put them in place.\r\n\r\n"Our top-level strategic review revealed our most likely threat comes from the East - so it makes sense to place some concrete blocks along parts of the East Anglian coastline.\r\n\r\n"These will be a brilliant way of stopping the Russians should they think about launching an invasion using tanks from the sea.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Once the might of the Russian army comes ashore they will be dumfounded by our concrete blocks.\r\n\r\n"They\'ll have to get back on their ships and go home again."\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen if the Russians decided to launch an attack from the air, or simply launched an assault further up the coast, the insider was unable to answer.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents fear the blocks may not be an effective deterrent after all.\r\n\r\n"They\'re a bit Dad\'s Army, aren\'t they?" one beach walker near Sizewell said yesterday as he sat on a block enjoying his lunch.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Ministry of Defence would not be drawn on the subject.\r\n\r\n"This is a top secret operation and we do not discuss sensitive information like this.\r\n\r\n"All I can do is reassure the public that these tank traps are effective - the Germans never invaded successfully in World War Two, did they."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Concrete tank traps will see off invading Russians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7350-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-24 06:54:12', '2017-08-24 06:54:12', '', 7350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7359, 1, '2017-08-26 10:52:52', '2017-08-26 10:52:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lowestoft-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lowestoft-bridge.jpg" alt="Lowestoft bridge" width="630" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7360" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Only the brave will want to use Lowestoft\'s new river crossing - speeding up a steep ramp and zooming through the air before landing on the other side.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe long-awaited design for the fun new crossing, which will help ease the town\'s infamous traffic problems, has been welcomed by the more adventurous motorists.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBoy racers say they can\'t wait to rev up the engines on their powerful Vauxhall Novas and launch themselves off the ramp like a stuntman.\r\n\r\nThey say there will be unofficial records kept of who can leap the furthest while landing safely.\r\n\r\nEstimates show drivers need to reach 66mph to generate sufficient speed to get up the ramp and leap the 200-foot gap safely.\r\n\r\nThey will need to use all their skill to keep the flying car level to ensure a safe landing.\r\n\r\nBut not all Lowestoft residents are keen, fearing some will not go over the ramp fast enough and will end up plunging into the water below.\r\n\r\nTown councillor Bill Withers fumed: "This is a ridiculous and dangerous scheme. Many local people are elderly, and I can not see them wanting to take a run at the ramp and leap over to the other side in their little runaround cars.\r\n\r\n"They rarely get above 20mph, so there could be carnage. Why can\'t architects come up with a normal bridge?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nConstruction company E. Ville & K. Neavel Ltd defended the scheme.\r\n\r\nDirector Keith Neavel explained: "Not only will it help solve Lowestoft\'s traffic problems, but the ramp crossing will soon become a tourist attraction.\r\n\r\n"People from miles around will come and watch as locals take their turn to try to jump across in their cars.\r\n\r\n"It will be the best spectator sport to come out of Suffolk in years."\r\n\r\nHealth and Safety executives are currently studying the plans, and expect to give the go ahead for building work to begin next year.  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Lowestoft\'s \'stunt ramp\' river crossing unveiled', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'lowestoft-crossing', '', '', '2017-08-26 10:53:59', '2017-08-26 10:53:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7359', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7362, 1, '2017-08-26 10:52:52', '2017-08-26 10:52:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lowestoft-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lowestoft-bridge.jpg" alt="Lowestoft bridge" width="630" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7360" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnly the brave will want to use Lowestoft\'s new river crossing - speeding up a steep ramp and zooming through the air before landing on the other side.\r\n\r\nThe long-awaited design for the fun new crossing, which will help ease the town\'s infamous traffic problems, has been welcomed by the more adventurous motorists.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBoy racers say they can\'t wait to rev up the engines on their powerful Vauxhall Novas and launch themselves off the ramp like a stuntman.\r\n\r\nThey say there will be unofficial records kept of who can leap the furthest while landing safely.\r\n\r\nEstimates show drivers need to reach 66mph to generate sufficient speed to get up the ramp and leap the 200-foot gap safely.\r\n\r\nThey will need to use all their skill to keep the flying car level to ensure a safe landing.\r\n\r\nBut not all Lowestoft residents are keen, fearing some will not go over the ramp fast enough and will end up plunging into the water below.\r\n\r\nTown councillor Bill Withers fumed: "This is a ridiculous and dangerous scheme. Many local people are elderly, and I can not see them wanting to take a run at the ramp and leap over to the other side in their little runaround cars.\r\n\r\n"They rarely get above 20mph, so there could be carnage. Why can\'t architects come up with a normal bridge?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nConstruction company E. Ville & K. Neavel Ltd defended the scheme.\r\n\r\nDirector Keith Neavel explained: "Not only will it help solve Lowestoft\'s traffic problems, but the ramp crossing will soon become a tourist attraction.\r\n\r\n"People from miles around will come and watch as locals take their turn to try and jump across in their cars.\r\n\r\n"It will be the best spectator sport to come out of Suffolk in years."\r\n\r\nHealth and Safety executives are currently studying the plans, and expect to give the go ahead for building work to begin next year.  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Lowestoft\'s \'stunt ramp\' river crossing unveiled', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7359-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-26 10:52:52', '2017-08-26 10:52:52', '', 7359, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7359-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7363, 1, '2017-08-26 10:53:30', '2017-08-26 10:53:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lowestoft-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lowestoft-bridge.jpg" alt="Lowestoft bridge" width="630" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7360" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnly the brave will want to use Lowestoft\'s new river crossing - speeding up a steep ramp and zooming through the air before landing on the other side.\r\n\r\nThe long-awaited design for the fun new crossing, which will help ease the town\'s infamous traffic problems, has been welcomed by the more adventurous motorists.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBoy racers say they can\'t wait to rev up the engines on their powerful Vauxhall Novas and launch themselves off the ramp like a stuntman.\r\n\r\nThey say there will be unofficial records kept of who can leap the furthest while landing safely.\r\n\r\nEstimates show drivers need to reach 66mph to generate sufficient speed to get up the ramp and leap the 200-foot gap safely.\r\n\r\nThey will need to use all their skill to keep the flying car level to ensure a safe landing.\r\n\r\nBut not all Lowestoft residents are keen, fearing some will not go over the ramp fast enough and will end up plunging into the water below.\r\n\r\nTown councillor Bill Withers fumed: "This is a ridiculous and dangerous scheme. Many local people are elderly, and I can not see them wanting to take a run at the ramp and leap over to the other side in their little runaround cars.\r\n\r\n"They rarely get above 20mph, so there could be carnage. Why can\'t architects come up with a normal bridge?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nConstruction company E. Ville & K. Neavel Ltd defended the scheme.\r\n\r\nDirector Keith Neavel explained: "Not only will it help solve Lowestoft\'s traffic problems, but the ramp crossing will soon become a tourist attraction.\r\n\r\n"People from miles around will come and watch as locals take their turn to try to jump across in their cars.\r\n\r\n"It will be the best spectator sport to come out of Suffolk in years."\r\n\r\nHealth and Safety executives are currently studying the plans, and expect to give the go ahead for building work to begin next year.  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Lowestoft\'s \'stunt ramp\' river crossing unveiled', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7359-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-26 10:53:30', '2017-08-26 10:53:30', '', 7359, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7359-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7364, 1, '2017-08-26 10:53:59', '2017-08-26 10:53:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lowestoft-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lowestoft-bridge.jpg" alt="Lowestoft bridge" width="630" height="354" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7360" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Only the brave will want to use Lowestoft\'s new river crossing - speeding up a steep ramp and zooming through the air before landing on the other side.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe long-awaited design for the fun new crossing, which will help ease the town\'s infamous traffic problems, has been welcomed by the more adventurous motorists.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBoy racers say they can\'t wait to rev up the engines on their powerful Vauxhall Novas and launch themselves off the ramp like a stuntman.\r\n\r\nThey say there will be unofficial records kept of who can leap the furthest while landing safely.\r\n\r\nEstimates show drivers need to reach 66mph to generate sufficient speed to get up the ramp and leap the 200-foot gap safely.\r\n\r\nThey will need to use all their skill to keep the flying car level to ensure a safe landing.\r\n\r\nBut not all Lowestoft residents are keen, fearing some will not go over the ramp fast enough and will end up plunging into the water below.\r\n\r\nTown councillor Bill Withers fumed: "This is a ridiculous and dangerous scheme. Many local people are elderly, and I can not see them wanting to take a run at the ramp and leap over to the other side in their little runaround cars.\r\n\r\n"They rarely get above 20mph, so there could be carnage. Why can\'t architects come up with a normal bridge?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nConstruction company E. Ville & K. Neavel Ltd defended the scheme.\r\n\r\nDirector Keith Neavel explained: "Not only will it help solve Lowestoft\'s traffic problems, but the ramp crossing will soon become a tourist attraction.\r\n\r\n"People from miles around will come and watch as locals take their turn to try to jump across in their cars.\r\n\r\n"It will be the best spectator sport to come out of Suffolk in years."\r\n\r\nHealth and Safety executives are currently studying the plans, and expect to give the go ahead for building work to begin next year.  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Lowestoft\'s \'stunt ramp\' river crossing unveiled', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7359-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-26 10:53:59', '2017-08-26 10:53:59', '', 7359, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7359-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7365, 1, '2017-08-28 08:31:30', '2017-08-28 08:31:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ice-cream-race.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ice-cream-race.jpg" alt="Ice cream race" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7366" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sprightly Suffolk pensioners Basil and Audrey Belmarsh have won the annual Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race in a record time.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Ipswich couple bought their cones at Felixstowe Pier and "ran" all the way down Sea Road to the Mannings amusement park before the last of the ice cream melted.\r\n\r\nThousands of elderly couples take part in the popular race each summer bank holiday weekend - and the Belmarshes, both aged 87, came out on top with a winning time of just 19 minutes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe 400-metre course is fraught with obstacles, including greedy seagulls, drunks, people walking on the promenade while looking at their phones - and others whizzing around on disability scooters.\r\n\r\nBut Basil and Audrey, who recently celebrated their diamond wedding anniversary, evaded the lot to reach Mannings with several licks of their ice creams left.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve been taking part in the Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race for years," explained Audrey. "But we have never been close to winning before.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve been practicing in the garden on hot days, and that, together with a bit of luck, was enough to see us romp home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEntrants must be in mixed pairs and be over 75 years old to take part in the race, which attracts huge crowds who love the thrills and spills of the competition.\r\n\r\nThe contestants set off from the pier at 30-second intervals to prevent congestion on the promenade.\r\n\r\nBut that did not stop one unfortunate incident yesterday when four couples caught up with each other and began jostling for space.\r\n\r\nSix people fell down from the prom to the beach below. They were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nOrganisers Sunset Promotions Inc. said the race, which was first run in 1898, had attracted 1,057 retired couples yesterday - an increase of 15% over last year.\r\n\r\n"The weather helped," said Sunset\'s spokesman Graham Cobbold. "We were impressed with Mr and Mrs Belmarsh, and it was good to see the course record broken. Will anyone be able to beat it next year?\r\n\r\n"The pensioners love taking part. Fortunately there are many benches for them to rest on if they get tired."\r\n\r\nThe Belmarshes were presented with their first prize - a year\'s free gym membership - at a special ceremony outside the Regal Fish Bar.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Couple, 85, win record Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ice-cream-race', '', '', '2017-08-28 08:40:02', '2017-08-28 08:40:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7365', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7366, 1, '2017-08-28 08:04:26', '2017-08-28 08:04:26', 'Winners of the seniors ice cream race in Felixstowe', 'ice cream race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ice-cream-race', '', '', '2017-08-28 08:05:09', '2017-08-28 08:05:09', '', 7365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ice-cream-race.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7367, 1, '2017-08-28 08:31:30', '2017-08-28 08:31:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ice-cream-race.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ice-cream-race.jpg" alt="Ice cream race" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7366" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sprightly Suffolk pensioners Basil and Audrey Belmarsh have won the annual Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race in a record time.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Ipswich couple bought their cones at Felixstowe Pier and "ran" all the way down Sea Road to the Mannings amusement park before the last of the ice cream melted.\r\n\r\nThousands of elderly couples take part in the popular race each summer bank holiday weekend - and the Belmarshes, both aged 87, came out on top with a winning time of just 19 minutes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe 400-metre course is fraught with obstacles, including greedy seagulls, drunks, people walking on the promenade while looking at their phones - and others whizzing around on disability scooters.\r\n\r\nBut Basil and Audrey, who recently celebrated their diamond wedding anniversary, evaded the lot to reach Mannings with several licks of their ice creams left.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve been taking part in the Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race for years," explained Audrey. "But we have never been close to winning before.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve been practicing in the garden on hot days, and that, together with a bit of luck, was enough to see us romp home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEntrants must be in mixed pairs and be over 75 years old to take part in the race, which attracts huge crowds who love the thrills and spills of the competition.\r\n\r\nThe contestants set off from the pier at 30-second intervals to prevent congestion on the promenade.\r\n\r\nBut that did not stop one unfortunate incident yesterday when four couples caught up with each other and began jostling for space.\r\n\r\nSix people fell down from the prom to the beach below. They were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nOrganisers Sunset Promotions Inc. said the race had attracted 1,057 retired couples yesterday - an increase of 15% over last year.\r\n\r\n"The weather helped," said Sunset\'s spokesman Graham Cobbold. "We were impressed with Mr and Mrs Belmarsh, and it was good to see the course record broken. Will anyone be able to beat it next year?\r\n\r\n"The pensioners love taking part. Fortunately their are many benches for them to rest on if they get tired."\r\n\r\nThe Belmarshes were presented with their first prize - a year\'s free gym membership - at a special ceremony outside the Regal Fish Bar.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Couple, 85, win record Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7365-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-28 08:31:30', '2017-08-28 08:31:30', '', 7365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7365-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7368, 1, '2017-08-28 08:35:04', '2017-08-28 08:35:04', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ice-cream-race.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ice-cream-race.jpg" alt="Ice cream race" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7366" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sprightly Suffolk pensioners Basil and Audrey Belmarsh have won the annual Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race in a record time.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Ipswich couple bought their cones at Felixstowe Pier and "ran" all the way down Sea Road to the Mannings amusement park before the last of the ice cream melted.\r\n\r\nThousands of elderly couples take part in the popular race each summer bank holiday weekend - and the Belmarshes, both aged 87, came out on top with a winning time of just 19 minutes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe 400-metre course is fraught with obstacles, including greedy seagulls, drunks, people walking on the promenade while looking at their phones - and others whizzing around on disability scooters.\r\n\r\nBut Basil and Audrey, who recently celebrated their diamond wedding anniversary, evaded the lot to reach Mannings with several licks of their ice creams left.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve been taking part in the Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race for years," explained Audrey. "But we have never been close to winning before.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve been practicing in the garden on hot days, and that, together with a bit of luck, was enough to see us romp home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEntrants must be in mixed pairs and be over 75 years old to take part in the race, which attracts huge crowds who love the thrills and spills of the competition.\r\n\r\nThe contestants set off from the pier at 30-second intervals to prevent congestion on the promenade.\r\n\r\nBut that did not stop one unfortunate incident yesterday when four couples caught up with each other and began jostling for space.\r\n\r\nSix people fell down from the prom to the beach below. They were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nOrganisers Sunset Promotions Inc. said the race had attracted 1,057 retired couples yesterday - an increase of 15% over last year.\r\n\r\n"The weather helped," said Sunset\'s spokesman Graham Cobbold. "We were impressed with Mr and Mrs Belmarsh, and it was good to see the course record broken. Will anyone be able to beat it next year?\r\n\r\n"The pensioners love taking part. Fortunately there are many benches for them to rest on if they get tired."\r\n\r\nThe Belmarshes were presented with their first prize - a year\'s free gym membership - at a special ceremony outside the Regal Fish Bar.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Couple, 85, win record Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7365-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-28 08:35:04', '2017-08-28 08:35:04', '', 7365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7365-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7369, 1, '2017-08-28 08:39:58', '2017-08-28 08:39:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ice-cream-race.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ice-cream-race.jpg" alt="Ice cream race" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7366" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Sprightly Suffolk pensioners Basil and Audrey Belmarsh have won the annual Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race in a record time.</strong>\n\nThe Ipswich couple bought their cones at Felixstowe Pier and "ran" all the way down Sea Road to the Mannings amusement park before the last of the ice cream melted.\n\nThousands of elderly couples take part in the popular race each summer bank holiday weekend - and the Belmarshes, both aged 87, came out on top with a winning time of just 19 minutes.\n\n\n\nThe 400-metre course is fraught with obstacles, including greedy seagulls, drunks, people walking on the promenade while looking at their phones - and others whizzing around on disability scooters.\n\nBut Basil and Audrey, who recently celebrated their diamond wedding anniversary, evaded the lot to reach Mannings with several licks of their ice creams left.\n\n"We\'ve been taking part in the Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race for years," explained Audrey. "But we have never been close to winning before.\n\n"We\'ve been practicing in the garden on hot days, and that, together with a bit of luck, was enough to see us romp home."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nEntrants must be in mixed pairs and be over 75 years old to take part in the race, which attracts huge crowds who love the thrills and spills of the competition.\n\nThe contestants set off from the pier at 30-second intervals to prevent congestion on the promenade.\n\nBut that did not stop one unfortunate incident yesterday when four couples caught up with each other and began jostling for space.\n\nSix people fell down from the prom to the beach below. They were not seriously hurt.\n\nOrganisers Sunset Promotions Inc. said the race, which was first run in 1898, had attracted 1,057 retired couples yesterday - an increase of 15% over last year.\n\n"The weather helped," said Sunset\'s spokesman Graham Cobbold. "We were impressed with Mr and Mrs Belmarsh, and it was good to see the course record broken. Will anyone be able to beat it next year?\n\n"The pensioners love taking part. Fortunately there are many benches for them to rest on if they get tired."\n\nThe Belmarshes were presented with their first prize - a year\'s free gym membership - at a special ceremony outside the Regal Fish Bar.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Couple, 85, win record Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7365-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-28 08:39:58', '2017-08-28 08:39:58', '', 7365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7365-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7370, 1, '2017-08-28 08:40:02', '2017-08-28 08:40:02', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ice-cream-race.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ice-cream-race.jpg" alt="Ice cream race" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7366" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sprightly Suffolk pensioners Basil and Audrey Belmarsh have won the annual Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race in a record time.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Ipswich couple bought their cones at Felixstowe Pier and "ran" all the way down Sea Road to the Mannings amusement park before the last of the ice cream melted.\r\n\r\nThousands of elderly couples take part in the popular race each summer bank holiday weekend - and the Belmarshes, both aged 87, came out on top with a winning time of just 19 minutes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe 400-metre course is fraught with obstacles, including greedy seagulls, drunks, people walking on the promenade while looking at their phones - and others whizzing around on disability scooters.\r\n\r\nBut Basil and Audrey, who recently celebrated their diamond wedding anniversary, evaded the lot to reach Mannings with several licks of their ice creams left.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve been taking part in the Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race for years," explained Audrey. "But we have never been close to winning before.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve been practicing in the garden on hot days, and that, together with a bit of luck, was enough to see us romp home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEntrants must be in mixed pairs and be over 75 years old to take part in the race, which attracts huge crowds who love the thrills and spills of the competition.\r\n\r\nThe contestants set off from the pier at 30-second intervals to prevent congestion on the promenade.\r\n\r\nBut that did not stop one unfortunate incident yesterday when four couples caught up with each other and began jostling for space.\r\n\r\nSix people fell down from the prom to the beach below. They were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nOrganisers Sunset Promotions Inc. said the race, which was first run in 1898, had attracted 1,057 retired couples yesterday - an increase of 15% over last year.\r\n\r\n"The weather helped," said Sunset\'s spokesman Graham Cobbold. "We were impressed with Mr and Mrs Belmarsh, and it was good to see the course record broken. Will anyone be able to beat it next year?\r\n\r\n"The pensioners love taking part. Fortunately there are many benches for them to rest on if they get tired."\r\n\r\nThe Belmarshes were presented with their first prize - a year\'s free gym membership - at a special ceremony outside the Regal Fish Bar.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Couple, 85, win record Felixstowe Seniors Ice Cream Race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7365-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-28 08:40:02', '2017-08-28 08:40:02', '', 7365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7365-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7371, 1, '2017-08-28 12:54:59', '2017-08-28 12:54:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bbq.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bbq.jpg" alt="bbq sickness" width="960" height="616" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7372" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Nearly 99.9 per cent of barbecues eaten this Bank Holiday Monday will be riddled with germs, rendering diners feeling gruesome, says a shock survey.</strong>\r\n\r\nSausages and chicken - even those pieces cooked in the kitchen and just put on the barbecue to add the smoked sizzle - will contain salmonella and E. coli as well as gastroenteritis and severe diarrhoea and sickness.\r\n\r\nBurgers will be no better, even those burned to a cinder with no raw bits in the middle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe survey was compiled by The Board Of British Bosses and is based on data collected on work absence over the past 20 years.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Millions of workers will be incapacitated tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"Based on previous evidence one in ten will get their partner to phone the office or factory saying one of the following: \r\n\r\n"He/she was up all night being sick and is too weak to come to the phone. We think it was some barbecued burgers we had at our neighbours\' house.\r\n\r\n"He/she has had the squits about 30 times in the night and is afraid to leave the house for work. We think it was some undercooked chicken we had at the village barbecue.\r\n\r\n"He/she has been shitting and vomiting ever since eating a barbecued prawn yesterday at a pub Bank Holiday barbecue. We can\'t get an appointment with the doctor so we can\'t say if he/she will be in at all this week."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added: "They will have sent their partners to the supermarket for emergency Imodium which is supposed to work in an hour but clearly these cases are more serious.\r\n\r\n"The work place will be empty as they writhe on the lawn in agony, getting sunburn that will make them feel even worse.\r\n\r\n"Even middle management will be debilitated by toxic fillet steaks and lobsters.\r\n\r\n"Surprisingly, we checked with toilet roll distributors who said they had not noticed any upturn in sales.\r\n\r\n"With the sun blazing and the kids off school it will be hell for these workers and we can only hope things return to normal by the end of the week."\r\n\r\n"Many of these poor souls will try to anaesthetise the germs with acidic wines, beers and cocktails but our Bureau medics have told us that copious amounts can make the patient feel even worse."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Most Bank Holiday BBQs cause Tuesday sickness', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'bank-holiday-bbq', '', '', '2017-08-28 12:56:59', '2017-08-28 12:56:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7371', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
