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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2023, 1, '2015-11-06 10:26:11', '2015-11-06 10:26:11', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA driver who posted photos of himself on Facebook reaching speeds of up to 35mph along the A140 has been jailed.</b>\r\n\r\nJustin Johnson filmed his speedometer reaching reckless speeds along the notoriously slow road, and at one point the needle was seen to hit 35mph.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice said that sort of pace was more than double the speed achieved by most drivers who have to pootle along the busy A140 for miles on end.\r\n\r\nOne traffic cop told us: "It was crazy going that fast. We\'ve never clocked anyone getting above 20mph on the A140 before. Mr Johnson would have got away with it, except he decided to film his recklessness and then brag about it on social media.\r\n\r\n"His Facebook and Twitter posts included the photograph of his Audi speedometer touching 35mph - and that was all the evidence we needed to prosecute."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg" alt="speeding-a140" width="550" height="335" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2024" /></a></center><center><i>Dangerously fast: Johnson\'s photo which landed him in jail</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSoil scientist Johnson, 34, of Framlingham, was jailed for six months and lost his license for a year when he admitted dangerous driving at Ipswich Crown Court last week.\r\n\r\nHis wife, Helen told the Suffolk Gazette: "He was full of remorse. He uses the road up to Norfolk every day and never normally gets above 15mph because of all the lorries and farm machinery.\r\n\r\n"He just got carried away and realises it was stupid to show off with the photograph. Justin will regret it for the rest of his life."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk County Council is investigating ways of speeding up journey times on the main road route between Suffolk and Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey might finally approve plans to dual the whole stretch from Claydon, near Ipswich, right up to Norwich. But campaigners will be furious because councillors want the slow lane to become a \'tractor lane\' - meaning cars will still only have one lane to use.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'A140 driver jailed after hitting 35mph', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'driver-jailed-speed-a140', '', '', '2017-03-23 13:58:10', '2017-03-23 13:58:10', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2023', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2025, 1, '2015-11-06 10:18:05', '2015-11-06 10:18:05', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA driver who posted photos of himself on Facebook reaching speeds of up to 35mph along the A140 has been jailed.</b>\r\n\r\nJustin Johnson filmed his speedometer reaching ridiculous speeds along the notoriously slow road, and at one point the needle was seen to hit 35mph.\r\n\r\nPolice said that sort of pace was more than double the speed achieved by most drivers who have to pootle along the busy A140 for miles on end.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg" alt="speeding-a140" width="550" height="335" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2024" /></a></center><center><i>Dangerously fast: Johnson\'s photo which landed him in jail</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne traffic cop told us: "It was crazy going that fast. We\'ve never clocked anyone getting above 20mph before. Mr Johnson would have got away with it, except he decided to film his recklessness and then brag about it on social media.\r\n\r\n"His Facebook and Twitter posts included the photograph of his Audi speedometer touching 35mph - and that was all the evidence we needed to prosecute."\r\n\r\nSoil scientist Johnson, 34, of Framlingham. was jailed for six months and lost his license for a year when he appeared before Ipswich Crown Court last week.\r\n\r\nHis wife, Helen told the Suffolk Gazette: "He was full of remorse. He uses the road up to Norfolk every day and never normally gets above 15mph because of all the lorries and farm machinery.\r\n\r\n"He just got carried away and realises it was stupid to show off with the photograph."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk County Council is investigatimg ways of speeding up journey times on the main route between Suffolk and Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey might finally approve plans to dual the whole stretch from Claydon, near Ipswich, right up to Norwich. But campaigners will be furious because the slow lane will effectively become a \'tractor lane\' meaning cars will still only have one lane to use.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'A140 driver jailed after boasting of 35mph speed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2023-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-06 10:18:05', '2015-11-06 10:18:05', '', 2023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2026, 1, '2015-11-06 10:24:14', '2015-11-06 10:24:14', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA driver who posted photos of himself on Facebook reaching speeds of up to 35mph along the A140 has been jailed.</b>\r\n\r\nJustin Johnson filmed his speedometer reaching reckless speeds along the notoriously slow road, and at one point the needle was seen to hit 35mph.\r\n\r\nPolice said that sort of pace was more than double the speed achieved by most drivers who have to pootle along the busy A140 for miles on end.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg" alt="speeding-a140" width="550" height="335" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2024" /></a></center><center><i>Dangerously fast: Johnson\'s photo which landed him in jail</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne traffic cop told us: "It was crazy going that fast. We\'ve never clocked anyone getting above 20mph on the A140 before. Mr Johnson would have got away with it, except he decided to film his recklessness and then brag about it on social media.\r\n\r\n"His Facebook and Twitter posts included the photograph of his Audi speedometer touching 35mph - and that was all the evidence we needed to prosecute."\r\n\r\nSoil scientist Johnson, 34, of Framlingham, was jailed for six months and lost his license for a year when he admitted dangerous driving at Ipswich Crown Court last week.\r\n\r\nHis wife, Helen told the Suffolk Gazette: "He was full of remorse. He uses the road up to Norfolk every day and never normally gets above 15mph because of all the lorries and farm machinery.\r\n\r\n"He just got carried away and realises it was stupid to show off with the photograph. Justin will regret it for the rest of his life."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk County Council is investigating ways of speeding up journey times on the main road route between Suffolk and Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey might finally approve plans to dual the whole stretch from Claydon, near Ipswich, right up to Norwich. But campaigners will be furious because councillors want the slow lane to become a \'tractor lane\' meaning cars will still only have one lane to use.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'A140 driver jailed after boasting of 35mph speed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2023-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-06 10:24:14', '2015-11-06 10:24:14', '', 2023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2027, 1, '2015-11-06 10:26:11', '2015-11-06 10:26:11', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA driver who posted photos of himself on Facebook reaching speeds of up to 35mph along the A140 has been jailed.</b>\r\n\r\nJustin Johnson filmed his speedometer reaching reckless speeds along the notoriously slow road, and at one point the needle was seen to hit 35mph.\r\n\r\nPolice said that sort of pace was more than double the speed achieved by most drivers who have to pootle along the busy A140 for miles on end.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg" alt="speeding-a140" width="550" height="335" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2024" /></a></center><center><i>Dangerously fast: Johnson\'s photo which landed him in jail</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne traffic cop told us: "It was crazy going that fast. We\'ve never clocked anyone getting above 20mph on the A140 before. Mr Johnson would have got away with it, except he decided to film his recklessness and then brag about it on social media.\r\n\r\n"His Facebook and Twitter posts included the photograph of his Audi speedometer touching 35mph - and that was all the evidence we needed to prosecute."\r\n\r\nSoil scientist Johnson, 34, of Framlingham, was jailed for six months and lost his license for a year when he admitted dangerous driving at Ipswich Crown Court last week.\r\n\r\nHis wife, Helen told the Suffolk Gazette: "He was full of remorse. He uses the road up to Norfolk every day and never normally gets above 15mph because of all the lorries and farm machinery.\r\n\r\n"He just got carried away and realises it was stupid to show off with the photograph. Justin will regret it for the rest of his life."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk County Council is investigating ways of speeding up journey times on the main road route between Suffolk and Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey might finally approve plans to dual the whole stretch from Claydon, near Ipswich, right up to Norwich. But campaigners will be furious because councillors want the slow lane to become a \'tractor lane\' meaning cars will still only have one lane to use.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'A140 driver jailed after hitting 35mph', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2023-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-06 10:26:11', '2015-11-06 10:26:11', '', 2023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2028, 1, '2016-05-31 08:36:48', '2016-05-31 08:36:48', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nA driver who posted photos of himself on Facebook reaching speeds of up to 35mph along the A140 has been jailed.</b>\n\nJustin Johnson filmed his speedometer reaching reckless speeds along the notoriously slow road, and at one point the needle was seen to hit 35mph.\n\n\n\nPolice said that sort of pace was more than double the speed achieved by most drivers who have to pootle along the busy A140 for miles on end.\n\nOne traffic cop told us: "It was crazy going that fast. We\'ve never clocked anyone getting above 20mph on the A140 before. Mr Johnson would have got away with it, except he decided to film his recklessness and then brag about it on social media.\n\n"His Facebook and Twitter posts included the photograph of his Audi speedometer touching 35mph - and that was all the evidence we needed to prosecute."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg" alt="speeding-a140" width="550" height="335" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2024" /></a></center><center><i>Dangerously fast: Johnson\'s photo which landed him in jail</center></i><br><br>\n\nSoil scientist Johnson, 34, of Framlingham, was jailed for six months and lost his license for a year when he admitted dangerous driving at Ipswich Crown Court last week.\n\nHis wife, Helen told the Suffolk Gazette: "He was full of remorse. He uses the road up to Norfolk every day and never normally gets above 15mph because of all the lorries and farm machinery.\n\n"He just got carried away and realises it was stupid to show off with the photograph. Justin will regret it for the rest of his life."\n\nMeanwhile, Suffolk County Council is investigating ways of speeding up journey times on the main road route between Suffolk and Norfolk.\n\nThey might finally approve plans to dual the whole stretch from Claydon, near Ipswich, right up to Norwich. But campaigners will be furious because councillors want the slow lane to become a \'tractor lane\' - meaning cars will still only have one lane to use.\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'A140 driver jailed after hitting 35mph', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2023-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-05-31 08:36:48', '2016-05-31 08:36:48', '', 2023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2023-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2029, 1, '2015-11-06 10:28:55', '2015-11-06 10:28:55', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA driver who posted photos of himself on Facebook reaching speeds of up to 35mph along the A140 has been jailed.</b>\r\n\r\nJustin Johnson filmed his speedometer reaching reckless speeds along the notoriously slow road, and at one point the needle was seen to hit 35mph.\r\n\r\nPolice said that sort of pace was more than double the speed achieved by most drivers who have to pootle along the busy A140 for miles on end.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg" alt="speeding-a140" width="550" height="335" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2024" /></a></center><center><i>Dangerously fast: Johnson\'s photo which landed him in jail</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne traffic cop told us: "It was crazy going that fast. We\'ve never clocked anyone getting above 20mph on the A140 before. Mr Johnson would have got away with it, except he decided to film his recklessness and then brag about it on social media.\r\n\r\n"His Facebook and Twitter posts included the photograph of his Audi speedometer touching 35mph - and that was all the evidence we needed to prosecute."\r\n\r\nSoil scientist Johnson, 34, of Framlingham, was jailed for six months and lost his license for a year when he admitted dangerous driving at Ipswich Crown Court last week.\r\n\r\nHis wife, Helen told the Suffolk Gazette: "He was full of remorse. He uses the road up to Norfolk every day and never normally gets above 15mph because of all the lorries and farm machinery.\r\n\r\n"He just got carried away and realises it was stupid to show off with the photograph. Justin will regret it for the rest of his life."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk County Council is investigating ways of speeding up journey times on the main road route between Suffolk and Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey might finally approve plans to dual the whole stretch from Claydon, near Ipswich, right up to Norwich. But campaigners will be furious because councillors want the slow lane to become a \'tractor lane\' - meaning cars will still only have one lane to use.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'A140 driver jailed after hitting 35mph', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2023-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-06 10:28:55', '2015-11-06 10:28:55', '', 2023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2030, 1, '2015-11-06 10:29:31', '2015-11-06 10:29:31', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA driver who posted photos of himself on Facebook reaching speeds of up to 35mph along the A140 has been jailed.</b>\r\n\r\nJustin Johnson filmed his speedometer reaching reckless speeds along the notoriously slow road, and at one point the needle was seen to hit 35mph.\r\n\r\nPolice said that sort of pace was more than double the speed achieved by most drivers who have to pootle along the busy A140 for miles on end.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg" alt="speeding-a140" width="550" height="335" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2024" /></a></center><center><i>Dangerously fast: Johnson\'s photo which landed him in jail</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne traffic cop told us: "It was crazy going that fast. We\'ve never clocked anyone getting above 20mph on the A140 before. Mr Johnson would have got away with it, except he decided to film his recklessness and then brag about it on social media.\r\n\r\n"His Facebook and Twitter posts included the photograph of his Audi speedometer touching 35mph - and that was all the evidence we needed to prosecute."\r\n\r\nSoil scientist Johnson, 34, of Framlingham, was jailed for six months and lost his license for a year when he admitted dangerous driving at Ipswich Crown Court last week.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Farm machinery\'</b>\r\n\r\nHis wife, Helen told the Suffolk Gazette: "He was full of remorse. He uses the road up to Norfolk every day and never normally gets above 15mph because of all the lorries and farm machinery.\r\n\r\n"He just got carried away and realises it was stupid to show off with the photograph. Justin will regret it for the rest of his life."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk County Council is investigating ways of speeding up journey times on the main road route between Suffolk and Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey might finally approve plans to dual the whole stretch from Claydon, near Ipswich, right up to Norwich. But campaigners will be furious because councillors want the slow lane to become a \'tractor lane\' - meaning cars will still only have one lane to use.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'A140 driver jailed after hitting 35mph', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2023-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-06 10:29:31', '2015-11-06 10:29:31', '', 2023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2033, 1, '2017-11-08 07:11:46', '2017-11-08 07:11:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nAn East Anglian village idiot is the star of John Lewis\' 2017 Christmas television advert, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe moving film features a desperately lonely Suffolk idiot, who is sad because no one bothers to talk to him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe is ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he keeps falling backwards off garden walls, where he likes to sit all day trying to engage them in conversation.\r\n\r\nBut then the advert shows one little girl who feels sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wants to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the sequence, she manages to buy him a camping chair from John Lewis in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road without falling off walls.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, including the Man on The Moon and last year\'s <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">Boxer dog bouncing on a trampoline</a>, are sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"Our focus groups loved the advert, and we expect it to be far more popular than anything put out by Marks and Spencer or Tesco."\r\n\r\nHowever, some people in Suffolk have been offended by the ad, saying it does not portray the county in a good light.\r\n\r\n"There are hardly any village idiots left these days," one resident Tweeted furiously. "Now everyone will think we are a sandwich short of a picnic."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Village idiot stars in 2017 John Lewis Christmas TV advert', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'john-lewis-village-idiot', '', '', '2017-11-08 10:23:32', '2017-11-08 10:23:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2033', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2036, 1, '2015-11-10 03:06:07', '2015-11-10 03:06:07', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nThe John Lewis Man on the Moon Christmas advert was only released at the last minute because the company was forced to scrap their preferred film about a village idiot, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nVeteran comedian Ronnie Corbett had been hired to play a village idiot from Suffolk who was desperately lonely because no one bothered to talk to him.\r\n\r\nHe was ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he kept falling backwards off garden walls, where he liked to sit all day trying to engage locals in conversation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot.jpg" alt="ronnie corbett is the village idiot" width="259" height="194" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2034" /></a><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a></center><center><i>The John Lewis Suffolk village idiot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe film showed one little girl felt sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wanted to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the advert, she manages to buy him a camping chair in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, felt sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\nBut when they showed the film to a test group of customers at their Ipswich store, they were told the plot was too far fetched because no one is ever nice to a village idiot.\r\n\r\nInstead, they hastily put together a more believable story about a little old man living on the moon who gets sent a telescope hung from a helium balloon by a young girl on earth.\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"We admit we got it wrong, so we pulled it and quickly wrote a new script about a bloke living on the moon."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'John Lewis village idiot Christmas ad canned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-10 03:06:07', '2015-11-10 03:06:07', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2037, 1, '2015-11-10 03:09:35', '2015-11-10 03:09:35', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nThe John Lewis Man on the Moon Christmas advert was only released at the last minute because the company was forced to scrap their preferred film about a village idiot, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nVeteran comedian Ronnie Corbett had been hired to play a village idiot from Suffolk who was desperately lonely because no one bothered to talk to him.\r\n\r\nHe was ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he kept falling backwards off garden walls, where he liked to sit all day trying to engage locals in conversation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot.jpg" alt="ronnie corbett is the village idiot" width="259" height="194" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2034" /></a><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a></center><center><i>The John Lewis Suffolk village idiot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe film showed one little girl felt sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wanted to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the advert, she manages to buy him a camping chair in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, felt sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\nBut when they showed the film to a test group of customers at their Ipswich store, they were told the plot was too far-fetched because no one is ever nice to a village idiot.\r\n\r\nInstead, they hastily put together a more believable story about a little old man living on the moon who gets sent a telescope hung from a helium balloon by a young girl on earth.\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"We admit we got it wrong, so we pulled it and quickly wrote a new script about a bloke living on the moon."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'John Lewis village idiot Christmas ad canned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-10 03:09:35', '2015-11-10 03:09:35', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2038, 1, '2015-11-10 03:11:46', '2015-11-10 03:11:46', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nThe John Lewis Man on the Moon Christmas advert was only released at the last minute because the company was forced to scrap its preferred film about a village idiot, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nVeteran comedian Ronnie Corbett had been hired to play a village idiot from Suffolk who was desperately lonely because no one bothered to talk to him.\r\n\r\nHe was ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he kept falling backwards off garden walls, where he liked to sit all day trying to engage locals in conversation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot.jpg" alt="ronnie corbett is the village idiot" width="259" height="194" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2034" /></a><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a></center><center><i>The John Lewis Suffolk village idiot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe film showed one little girl felt sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wanted to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the advert, she manages to buy him a camping chair in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, felt sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\nBut when they showed the film to a test group of customers at their Ipswich store, they were told the plot was too far-fetched because no one is ever nice to a village idiot.\r\n\r\nInstead, marketing execs hastily put together a more believable story about a little old man living on the moon who gets sent a telescope hung from a helium balloon by a young girl on earth.\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"We admit we got it wrong, so we pulled it and quickly wrote a new script about a bloke living on the moon."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'John Lewis village idiot Christmas ad canned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-10 03:11:46', '2015-11-10 03:11:46', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2039, 1, '2017-11-08 10:23:27', '2017-11-08 10:23:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Mark Spencer\n\nAn East Anglian village idiot is the star of John Lewis\' 2017 Christmas television advert, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe moving film features a desperately lonely Suffolk idiot, who is sad because no one bothers to talk to him.\n\n\n\nHe is ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he keeps falling backwards off garden walls, where he likes to sit all day trying to engage them in conversation.\n\nBut then the advert shows one little girl who feels sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wants to do something to help him.\n\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the sequence, she manages to buy him a camping chair from John Lewis in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road without falling off walls.\n\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, including the Man on The Moon and last year\'s <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">Boxer dog bouncing on a trampoline</a>, are sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\n\n"Our focus groups loved the advert, and we expect it to be far more popular than anything put out by Marks and Spencer or Tesco."\n\nHowever, some people in Suffolk have been offended by the ad, saying it does not portray the county in a good light.\n\n"There are hardly any village idiots left these days," one resident Tweeted furiously. "Now everyone will think we are a sandwich short of a picnic."\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Village idiot stars in 2017 John Lewis Christmas TV advert', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-08 10:23:27', '2017-11-08 10:23:27', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2040, 1, '2015-11-10 03:13:40', '2015-11-10 03:13:40', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nThe John Lewis Man on the Moon Christmas advert was only released at the last minute because the company was forced to scrap its preferred film about a village idiot, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nVeteran comedian Ronnie Corbett had been hired to play a village idiot from Suffolk who was desperately lonely because no one bothered to talk to him.\r\n\r\nHe was ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he kept falling backwards off garden walls, where he liked to sit all day trying to engage locals in conversation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a></center><center><i>The John Lewis Suffolk village idiot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe film showed one little girl felt sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wanted to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the advert, she manages to buy him a camping chair in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, felt sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\nBut when they showed the film to a test group of customers at their Ipswich store, they were told the plot was too far-fetched because no one is ever nice to a village idiot.\r\n\r\nInstead, marketing execs hastily put together a more believable story about a little old man living on the moon who gets sent a telescope hung from a helium balloon by a young girl on earth.\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"We admit we got it wrong, so we pulled it and quickly wrote a new script about a bloke living on the moon."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'John Lewis village idiot Christmas ad canned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-10 03:13:40', '2015-11-10 03:13:40', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2041, 1, '2015-11-10 03:15:31', '2015-11-10 03:15:31', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nThe John Lewis Man on the Moon Christmas advert was only released at the last minute because the company was forced to scrap its preferred film about a village idiot, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nVeteran comedian Ronnie Corbett had been hired to play a village idiot from Suffolk who was desperately lonely because no one bothered to talk to him.\r\n\r\nHe was ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he kept falling backwards off garden walls, where he liked to sit all day trying to engage locals in conversation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a></center><center><i>The John Lewis Suffolk village idiot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe film showed one little girl felt sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wanted to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the advert, she manages to buy him a camping chair in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road without falling off walls.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, felt sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\nBut when they showed the film to a test group of customers at their Ipswich store, they were told the plot was too far-fetched because no one is ever nice to a village idiot.\r\n\r\nInstead, marketing execs hastily put together a more believable story about a little old man living on the moon who gets sent a telescope hung from a helium balloon by a young girl on earth.\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"We admit we got it wrong, so we pulled it and quickly wrote a new script about a bloke living on the moon."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'John Lewis village idiot Christmas ad canned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-10 03:15:31', '2015-11-10 03:15:31', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2042, 1, '2015-11-10 03:17:39', '2015-11-10 03:17:39', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nThe John Lewis Man on the Moon Christmas advert was only released at the last minute because the company was forced to scrap its preferred film about a village idiot, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nVeteran comedian Ronnie Corbett had been hired to play a village idiot from Suffolk who was desperately lonely because no one bothered to talk to him.\r\n\r\nHe was ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he kept falling backwards off garden walls, where he liked to sit all day trying to engage them in conversation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a></center><center><i>The John Lewis Suffolk village idiot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe film showed one little girl felt sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wanted to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the advert, she manages to buy him a camping chair in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road without falling off walls.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, felt sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\nBut when they showed the film to a test group of customers at their Ipswich store, they were told the plot was too far-fetched because no one is ever nice to a village idiot.\r\n\r\nInstead, marketing execs hastily put together a more believable story about a little old man living on the moon who gets sent a telescope hung from a helium balloon by a young girl on earth.\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"We admit we got it wrong, so we pulled it and quickly wrote a new script about a bloke living on the moon."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'John Lewis village idiot Christmas ad canned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-10 03:17:39', '2015-11-10 03:17:39', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2043, 1, '2015-11-10 03:18:39', '2015-11-10 03:18:39', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nThe John Lewis Man on the Moon Christmas advert was only released at the last minute because the company was forced to scrap its preferred film about a village idiot, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nVeteran comedian Ronnie Corbett had been hired to play a village idiot from Suffolk who was desperately lonely because no one bothered to talk to him.\r\n\r\nHe was ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he kept falling backwards off garden walls, where he liked to sit all day trying to engage them in conversation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a></center><center><i>The John Lewis Suffolk village idiot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe film showed one little girl felt sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wanted to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the advert, she manages to buy him a camping chair in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road without falling off walls.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, felt sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\nBut when they showed the film to a focus group of customers at their Ipswich store, they were told the plot was too far-fetched because no one is ever nice to a village idiot.\r\n\r\nInstead, marketing execs hastily put together a more believable story about a little old man living on the moon who gets sent a telescope hung from a helium balloon by a young girl on earth.\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"We admit we got it wrong, so we pulled it and quickly wrote a new script about a bloke living on the moon."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'John Lewis village idiot Christmas ad canned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-10 03:18:39', '2015-11-10 03:18:39', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2047, 1, '2015-11-11 17:14:39', '2015-11-11 17:14:39', '<B>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nCops are investigating extraordinary claims Norwich owner Delia Smith has a contract out on the founder and editor of the Suffolk Gazette, after he was involved in a terrifying \'unexplained\' road smash while on holiday in California.</b>\r\n\r\nSimon Young was sitting with his wife in a parking lot in Oakhurst, CA when a huge Winnebago came careering out of control down the main hill from the mountains, veered off the road and smashed into his car and another parked just few yards away.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg" alt="winnebago-honda" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2048" /></a></center><center><i>Smash: Winnebago and Honda in storefront</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg" alt="fireman-mustang" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2049" /></a></center><center><i>BANG: Fireman in Young\'s Mustang</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg" alt="winnebago-bays" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2050" /></a></center><center><i>WALLOP: Winnebago straddles the parking bays</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nRemarkably neither of the holidaying Suffolk residents were seriously injured, although both had extensive bruising. Their rental Mustang convertible was a write-off.\r\n\r\nCalifornia Highway Patrol officers at the scene confirmed the Winnebago\'s brakes had failed, leaving the huge five-ton motor home with no choice but to smash into cars at 25mph to try to stop before it gathered even more deadly speed.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands there may be a more sinister explanation to the accident, with county police being tipped off that Delia Smith had told her enforcers to "see to" Mr Young because the Suffolk Gazette has poked so much fun at her in recent months.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "If you want to teach someone a lesson, what better way than to tamper with the brakes of some innocent guy\'s Winnebago so that he careers into your intended victim? There is no suggestion anyone in the Winnebago knew about the plot.\r\n\r\n"Ms Smith\'s outrageous scheme might well have worked had Mr Young\'s airbags not deployed, and had the other car not been parked next to his, taking a lot of the impact.\r\n\r\n"Mr Young is now being advised on security measures for the rest of his trip. We believe he is driving through the remote Californian landscape and don\'t want any Wile E. Coyote/Roadrunner style mishaps to befall him.\r\n\r\n"He is being advised to check that apparent black tunnel entrances ahead are indeed tunnels and not black paint in a cliff-face, and also to ensure that road signs have not been tampered with, sending him over the edge of a cliff."\r\n\r\nA friend of Delia Smith said claims she had a contract on Young were "ridiculous". He said: "She does not read the Suffolk Gazette, and has never even heard of Mr Young."\r\n\r\nIf so, she will have missed top exclusives like \'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-halloween-mask/" target="_blank">Hideous Norfolk Halloween mask banned</a>\' and \r\n\'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-focus-on-relegation/" target="_blank">Cup exit lets Norwich focus on relegation</a>\'.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his hideaway location by the beach in Santa Barbara today, Mr Young expressed surprise that Delia Smith might have been to blame for the crash.\r\n\r\n"There would be much easier ways to kill me," explained Mr Young, 48. "Such as cutting off my supply of Adnams beer."\r\n\r\nThe smash in Oakhurst was <a href="http://www.sierrastar.com/2015/11/09/75930/failed-rv-brakes-cause-multiple.html" target="_blank">reported in the local Sierra Star newspaper</a>, although their correspondent has curiously not followed up the Delia Smith angle. \r\n\r\n<i>* Editor\'s note: I was indeed involved in this accident, but would remind readers not to believe all the details they read in our pages. Delia Smith is innocent.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'BRAKING NEWS: Did Delia Smith cause terrifying US road smash?', '', 'draft', 'open', 'closed', '', 'delia-smith-road-crash', '', '', '2017-09-27 15:03:06', '2017-09-27 15:03:06', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2047', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2051, 1, '2015-11-11 17:02:58', '2015-11-11 17:02:58', '<B>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nCops are investigating claims Norwich owner Delia Smith has a contract out on the founder and editor of the Suffolk Gazette, after he was involved in a terrifying \'unexplained\' road smash while on holiday in California.</b>\r\n\r\nSimon Young was sitting with his wife in a parking lot in Oakhurst, CA when a huge Winnebago came careering out of control down the main hill from the mountains, veered off the road and smashed into his car and another parked just few yards away.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg" alt="winnebago-honda" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2048" /></a></center><center><i>Smash: Winnebago and destroyed Honda in shopfront window</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg" alt="fireman-mustang" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2049" /></a></center><center><i>BANG: A fireman tries to move the Youngs\' write-off Mustang</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg" alt="winnebago-bays" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2050" /></a></center><center><i>WALLOP: The stricken Winnebago straddles the parking bays where the two cars had been parked</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nRemarkably neither of the holidaying Suffolk residents were seriously injured, although both had extensive bruising. Their rental Mustang convertible was a write-off.\r\n\r\nCalifornia Highway Patrol officers at the scene confirmed the Winnebago\'s brakes had failed, leaving the huge five-ton motorhome with no choice but to smash into cars at 25mph to try and stop before it gathered even more deadly speed.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands there may be a more sinister explanation to the accident, with county police being tipped off that Delia Smith had told her enforcers to "see to" Mr Young because the Suffolk Gazette has poked so much fun at her in recent months.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "If you want to teach someone a lesson, what better way than to tamper with the brakes of some innocent guy\'s Winnebago so that he careers into your intended victim. There is no suggestion anyone in the Winnebago new about the plot.\r\n\r\n"Ms Smith\'s outrageous scheme might well have worked had Mr Young\'s airbags not deployed, and had the other car not been parked next to his, taking a lot of the impact.\r\n\r\n"Mr Young is now being advised on security measures for the rest of his trip. We believe he is driving through the remote Californian landscape and don\'t want any Wile E. Coyote/Roadrunner style mishaps to befall him.\r\n\r\nHe is being advised to check that apparent black tunnel entrances ahead are indeed tunnels and not black pain in a cliff, and also to ensure that road signs have not been tampered with, sending him over the edge of a cliff."\r\n\r\nA friend of Delia Smith said claims she had a contract on Young were "ridiculous". "She does not read the Suffolk Gazette, and has never even heard of Mr Young."\r\n\r\nIf so, she will have missed top exclusives like \'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-halloween-mask/" target="_blank">Hideous Norfolk Halloween mask banned</a>\' and \r\n\'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-focus-on-relegation/" target="_blank">Cup exit lets Norwich focus on relegation</a>\'.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his hideaway location by the beach in Santa Barbara today, Mr Young expressed surprise that Delia Smith might have been to blame for the crash.\r\n\r\n"There would be much easier ways to kill me," explained Mr Young, 48. "Such as cutting off my supply of Adnams beer."\r\n\r\nThe smash in Oakhurst was <a href="http://www.sierrastar.com/2015/11/09/75930/failed-rv-brakes-cause-multiple.html" target="_blank">reported in the local Sierra Star newspaper</a>, although their correspondent has curiously not followed up the Delia Smith angle. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'BRAKING NEWS: Did Delia Smith cause terrifying US road smash?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2047-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-11 17:02:58', '2015-11-11 17:02:58', '', 2047, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2047-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2052, 1, '2015-11-11 17:05:34', '2015-11-11 17:05:34', ' ', 'homepage-winnebago', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'homepage-winnebago', '', '', '2015-11-11 17:05:34', '2015-11-11 17:05:34', '', 2047, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/homepage-winnebago.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2053, 1, '2015-11-11 17:07:16', '2015-11-11 17:07:16', '<B>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nCops are investigating extraordinary claims Norwich owner Delia Smith has a contract out on the founder and editor of the Suffolk Gazette, after he was involved in a terrifying \'unexplained\' road smash while on holiday in California.</b>\r\n\r\nSimon Young was sitting with his wife in a parking lot in Oakhurst, CA when a huge Winnebago came careering out of control down the main hill from the mountains, veered off the road and smashed into his car and another parked just few yards away.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg" alt="winnebago-honda" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2048" /></a></center><center><i>Smash: Winnebago and destroyed Honda in shopfront window</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg" alt="fireman-mustang" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2049" /></a></center><center><i>BANG: A fireman tries to move the Youngs\' write-off Mustang</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg" alt="winnebago-bays" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2050" /></a></center><center><i>WALLOP: The stricken Winnebago straddles the parking bays where the two cars had been parked</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nRemarkably neither of the holidaying Suffolk residents were seriously injured, although both had extensive bruising. Their rental Mustang convertible was a write-off.\r\n\r\nCalifornia Highway Patrol officers at the scene confirmed the Winnebago\'s brakes had failed, leaving the huge five-ton motorhome with no choice but to smash into cars at 25mph to try and stop before it gathered even more deadly speed.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands there may be a more sinister explanation to the accident, with county police being tipped off that Delia Smith had told her enforcers to "see to" Mr Young because the Suffolk Gazette has poked so much fun at her in recent months.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "If you want to teach someone a lesson, what better way than to tamper with the brakes of some innocent guy\'s Winnebago so that he careers into your intended victim. There is no suggestion anyone in the Winnebago new about the plot.\r\n\r\n"Ms Smith\'s outrageous scheme might well have worked had Mr Young\'s airbags not deployed, and had the other car not been parked next to his, taking a lot of the impact.\r\n\r\n"Mr Young is now being advised on security measures for the rest of his trip. We believe he is driving through the remote Californian landscape and don\'t want any Wile E. Coyote/Roadrunner style mishaps to befall him.\r\n\r\nHe is being advised to check that apparent black tunnel entrances ahead are indeed tunnels and not black pain in a cliff, and also to ensure that road signs have not been tampered with, sending him over the edge of a cliff."\r\n\r\nA friend of Delia Smith said claims she had a contract on Young were "ridiculous". "She does not read the Suffolk Gazette, and has never even heard of Mr Young."\r\n\r\nIf so, she will have missed top exclusives like \'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-halloween-mask/" target="_blank">Hideous Norfolk Halloween mask banned</a>\' and \r\n\'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-focus-on-relegation/" target="_blank">Cup exit lets Norwich focus on relegation</a>\'.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his hideaway location by the beach in Santa Barbara today, Mr Young expressed surprise that Delia Smith might have been to blame for the crash.\r\n\r\n"There would be much easier ways to kill me," explained Mr Young, 48. "Such as cutting off my supply of Adnams beer."\r\n\r\nThe smash in Oakhurst was <a href="http://www.sierrastar.com/2015/11/09/75930/failed-rv-brakes-cause-multiple.html" target="_blank">reported in the local Sierra Star newspaper</a>, although their correspondent has curiously not followed up the Delia Smith angle. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'BRAKING NEWS: Did Delia Smith cause terrifying US road smash?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2047-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-11 17:07:16', '2015-11-11 17:07:16', '', 2047, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2047-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2054, 1, '2015-11-11 17:08:19', '2015-11-11 17:08:19', '<B>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nCops are investigating extraordinary claims Norwich owner Delia Smith has a contract out on the founder and editor of the Suffolk Gazette, after he was involved in a terrifying \'unexplained\' road smash while on holiday in California.</b>\r\n\r\nSimon Young was sitting with his wife in a parking lot in Oakhurst, CA when a huge Winnebago came careering out of control down the main hill from the mountains, veered off the road and smashed into his car and another parked just few yards away.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg" alt="winnebago-honda" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2048" /></a></center><center><i>Smash: Winnebago and destroyed Honda in storefront window</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg" alt="fireman-mustang" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2049" /></a></center><center><i>BANG: A fireman tries to move the Youngs\' write-off Mustang</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg" alt="winnebago-bays" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2050" /></a></center><center><i>WALLOP: The stricken Winnebago straddles the parking bays where the two cars had been parked</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nRemarkably neither of the holidaying Suffolk residents were seriously injured, although both had extensive bruising. Their rental Mustang convertible was a write-off.\r\n\r\nCalifornia Highway Patrol officers at the scene confirmed the Winnebago\'s brakes had failed, leaving the huge five-ton motor home with no choice but to smash into cars at 25mph to try to stop before it gathered even more deadly speed.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands there may be a more sinister explanation to the accident, with county police being tipped off that Delia Smith had told her enforcers to "see to" Mr Young because the Suffolk Gazette has poked so much fun at her in recent months.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "If you want to teach someone a lesson, what better way than to tamper with the brakes of some innocent guy\'s Winnebago so that he careers into your intended victim. There is no suggestion anyone in the Winnebago new about the plot.\r\n\r\n"Ms Smith\'s outrageous scheme might well have worked had Mr Young\'s airbags not deployed, and had the other car not been parked next to his, taking a lot of the impact.\r\n\r\n"Mr Young is now being advised on security measures for the rest of his trip. We believe he is driving through the remote Californian landscape and don\'t want any Wile E. Coyote/Roadrunner style mishaps to befall him.\r\n\r\nHe is being advised to check that apparent black tunnel entrances ahead are indeed tunnels and not black pain in a cliff, and also to ensure that road signs have not been tampered with, sending him over the edge of a cliff."\r\n\r\nA friend of Delia Smith said claims she had a contract on Young were "ridiculous". "She does not read the Suffolk Gazette, and has never even heard of Mr Young."\r\n\r\nIf so, she will have missed top exclusives like \'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-halloween-mask/" target="_blank">Hideous Norfolk Halloween mask banned</a>\' and \r\n\'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-focus-on-relegation/" target="_blank">Cup exit lets Norwich focus on relegation</a>\'.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his hideaway location by the beach in Santa Barbara today, Mr Young expressed surprise that Delia Smith might have been to blame for the crash.\r\n\r\n"There would be much easier ways to kill me," explained Mr Young, 48. "Such as cutting off my supply of Adnams beer."\r\n\r\nThe smash in Oakhurst was <a href="http://www.sierrastar.com/2015/11/09/75930/failed-rv-brakes-cause-multiple.html" target="_blank">reported in the local Sierra Star newspaper</a>, although their correspondent has curiously not followed up the Delia Smith angle. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'BRAKING NEWS: Did Delia Smith cause terrifying US road smash?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2047-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-11 17:08:19', '2015-11-11 17:08:19', '', 2047, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2047-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2055, 1, '2015-11-11 17:14:39', '2015-11-11 17:14:39', '<B>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nCops are investigating extraordinary claims Norwich owner Delia Smith has a contract out on the founder and editor of the Suffolk Gazette, after he was involved in a terrifying \'unexplained\' road smash while on holiday in California.</b>\r\n\r\nSimon Young was sitting with his wife in a parking lot in Oakhurst, CA when a huge Winnebago came careering out of control down the main hill from the mountains, veered off the road and smashed into his car and another parked just few yards away.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg" alt="winnebago-honda" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2048" /></a></center><center><i>Smash: Winnebago and Honda in storefront</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg" alt="fireman-mustang" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2049" /></a></center><center><i>BANG: Fireman in Young\'s Mustang</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg" alt="winnebago-bays" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2050" /></a></center><center><i>WALLOP: Winnebago straddles the parking bays</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nRemarkably neither of the holidaying Suffolk residents were seriously injured, although both had extensive bruising. Their rental Mustang convertible was a write-off.\r\n\r\nCalifornia Highway Patrol officers at the scene confirmed the Winnebago\'s brakes had failed, leaving the huge five-ton motor home with no choice but to smash into cars at 25mph to try to stop before it gathered even more deadly speed.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands there may be a more sinister explanation to the accident, with county police being tipped off that Delia Smith had told her enforcers to "see to" Mr Young because the Suffolk Gazette has poked so much fun at her in recent months.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "If you want to teach someone a lesson, what better way than to tamper with the brakes of some innocent guy\'s Winnebago so that he careers into your intended victim? There is no suggestion anyone in the Winnebago knew about the plot.\r\n\r\n"Ms Smith\'s outrageous scheme might well have worked had Mr Young\'s airbags not deployed, and had the other car not been parked next to his, taking a lot of the impact.\r\n\r\n"Mr Young is now being advised on security measures for the rest of his trip. We believe he is driving through the remote Californian landscape and don\'t want any Wile E. Coyote/Roadrunner style mishaps to befall him.\r\n\r\n"He is being advised to check that apparent black tunnel entrances ahead are indeed tunnels and not black paint in a cliff-face, and also to ensure that road signs have not been tampered with, sending him over the edge of a cliff."\r\n\r\nA friend of Delia Smith said claims she had a contract on Young were "ridiculous". He said: "She does not read the Suffolk Gazette, and has never even heard of Mr Young."\r\n\r\nIf so, she will have missed top exclusives like \'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-halloween-mask/" target="_blank">Hideous Norfolk Halloween mask banned</a>\' and \r\n\'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-focus-on-relegation/" target="_blank">Cup exit lets Norwich focus on relegation</a>\'.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his hideaway location by the beach in Santa Barbara today, Mr Young expressed surprise that Delia Smith might have been to blame for the crash.\r\n\r\n"There would be much easier ways to kill me," explained Mr Young, 48. "Such as cutting off my supply of Adnams beer."\r\n\r\nThe smash in Oakhurst was <a href="http://www.sierrastar.com/2015/11/09/75930/failed-rv-brakes-cause-multiple.html" target="_blank">reported in the local Sierra Star newspaper</a>, although their correspondent has curiously not followed up the Delia Smith angle. \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'BRAKING NEWS: Did Delia Smith cause terrifying US road smash?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2047-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-11 17:14:39', '2015-11-11 17:14:39', '', 2047, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2047-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2056, 1, '2015-11-11 17:19:19', '2015-11-11 17:19:19', '<B>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett\nCrime Correspondent\n\nCops are investigating extraordinary claims Norwich owner Delia Smith has a contract out on the founder and editor of the Suffolk Gazette, after he was involved in a terrifying \'unexplained\' road smash while on holiday in California.</b>\n\nSimon Young was sitting with his wife in a parking lot in Oakhurst, CA when a huge Winnebago came careering out of control down the main hill from the mountains, veered off the road and smashed into his car and another parked just few yards away.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg" alt="winnebago-honda" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2048" /></a></center><center><i>Smash: Winnebago and Honda in storefront</center></i><br><br>\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg" alt="fireman-mustang" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2049" /></a></center><center><i>BANG: Fireman in Young\'s Mustang</center></i><br><br>\n\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg" alt="winnebago-bays" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2050" /></a></center><center><i>WALLOP: Winnebago straddles the parking bays</center></i><br><br>\n\nRemarkably neither of the holidaying Suffolk residents were seriously injured, although both had extensive bruising. Their rental Mustang convertible was a write-off.\n\nCalifornia Highway Patrol officers at the scene confirmed the Winnebago\'s brakes had failed, leaving the huge five-ton motor home with no choice but to smash into cars at 25mph to try to stop before it gathered even more deadly speed.\n\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands there may be a more sinister explanation to the accident, with county police being tipped off that Delia Smith had told her enforcers to "see to" Mr Young because the Suffolk Gazette has poked so much fun at her in recent months.\n\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "If you want to teach someone a lesson, what better way than to tamper with the brakes of some innocent guy\'s Winnebago so that he careers into your intended victim? There is no suggestion anyone in the Winnebago knew about the plot.\n\n"Ms Smith\'s outrageous scheme might well have worked had Mr Young\'s airbags not deployed, and had the other car not been parked next to his, taking a lot of the impact.\n\n"Mr Young is now being advised on security measures for the rest of his trip. We believe he is driving through the remote Californian landscape and don\'t want any Wile E. Coyote/Roadrunner style mishaps to befall him.\n\n"He is being advised to check that apparent black tunnel entrances ahead are indeed tunnels and not black paint in a cliff-face, and also to ensure that road signs have not been tampered with, sending him over the edge of a cliff."\n\nA friend of Delia Smith said claims she had a contract on Young were "ridiculous". He said: "She does not read the Suffolk Gazette, and has never even heard of Mr Young."\n\nIf so, she will have missed top exclusives like \'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-halloween-mask/" target="_blank">Hideous Norfolk Halloween mask banned</a>\' and \n\'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-focus-on-relegation/" target="_blank">Cup exit lets Norwich focus on relegation</a>\'.\n\nSpeaking from his hideaway location by the beach in Santa Barbara today, Mr Young expressed surprise that Delia Smith might have been to blame for the crash.\n\n"There would be much easier ways to kill me," explained Mr Young, 48. "Such as cutting off my supply of Adnams beer."\n\nThe smash in Oakhurst was <a href="http://www.sierrastar.com/2015/11/09/75930/failed-rv-brakes-cause-multiple.html" target="_blank">reported in the local Sierra Star newspaper</a>, although their correspondent has curiously not followed up the Delia Smith angle. \n\n<i>* Editor\'s note: I was indeed involved in this accident, but would remind readers not to believe all the details they read in our pages. Delia Smith is innocent.</i>\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'BRAKING NEWS: Did Delia Smith cause terrifying US road smash?', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2047-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-11-11 17:19:19', '2015-11-11 17:19:19', '', 2047, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2047-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2057, 1, '2015-11-11 17:19:22', '2015-11-11 17:19:22', '<B>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nCops are investigating extraordinary claims Norwich owner Delia Smith has a contract out on the founder and editor of the Suffolk Gazette, after he was involved in a terrifying \'unexplained\' road smash while on holiday in California.</b>\r\n\r\nSimon Young was sitting with his wife in a parking lot in Oakhurst, CA when a huge Winnebago came careering out of control down the main hill from the mountains, veered off the road and smashed into his car and another parked just few yards away.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-honda-e1447260993859.jpg" alt="winnebago-honda" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2048" /></a></center><center><i>Smash: Winnebago and Honda in storefront</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fireman-mustang-e1447261098791.jpg" alt="fireman-mustang" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2049" /></a></center><center><i>BANG: Fireman in Young\'s Mustang</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winnebago-bays-e1447261213183.jpg" alt="winnebago-bays" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2050" /></a></center><center><i>WALLOP: Winnebago straddles the parking bays</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nRemarkably neither of the holidaying Suffolk residents were seriously injured, although both had extensive bruising. Their rental Mustang convertible was a write-off.\r\n\r\nCalifornia Highway Patrol officers at the scene confirmed the Winnebago\'s brakes had failed, leaving the huge five-ton motor home with no choice but to smash into cars at 25mph to try to stop before it gathered even more deadly speed.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette understands there may be a more sinister explanation to the accident, with county police being tipped off that Delia Smith had told her enforcers to "see to" Mr Young because the Suffolk Gazette has poked so much fun at her in recent months.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "If you want to teach someone a lesson, what better way than to tamper with the brakes of some innocent guy\'s Winnebago so that he careers into your intended victim? There is no suggestion anyone in the Winnebago knew about the plot.\r\n\r\n"Ms Smith\'s outrageous scheme might well have worked had Mr Young\'s airbags not deployed, and had the other car not been parked next to his, taking a lot of the impact.\r\n\r\n"Mr Young is now being advised on security measures for the rest of his trip. We believe he is driving through the remote Californian landscape and don\'t want any Wile E. Coyote/Roadrunner style mishaps to befall him.\r\n\r\n"He is being advised to check that apparent black tunnel entrances ahead are indeed tunnels and not black paint in a cliff-face, and also to ensure that road signs have not been tampered with, sending him over the edge of a cliff."\r\n\r\nA friend of Delia Smith said claims she had a contract on Young were "ridiculous". He said: "She does not read the Suffolk Gazette, and has never even heard of Mr Young."\r\n\r\nIf so, she will have missed top exclusives like \'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-halloween-mask/" target="_blank">Hideous Norfolk Halloween mask banned</a>\' and \r\n\'<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-focus-on-relegation/" target="_blank">Cup exit lets Norwich focus on relegation</a>\'.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his hideaway location by the beach in Santa Barbara today, Mr Young expressed surprise that Delia Smith might have been to blame for the crash.\r\n\r\n"There would be much easier ways to kill me," explained Mr Young, 48. "Such as cutting off my supply of Adnams beer."\r\n\r\nThe smash in Oakhurst was <a href="http://www.sierrastar.com/2015/11/09/75930/failed-rv-brakes-cause-multiple.html" target="_blank">reported in the local Sierra Star newspaper</a>, although their correspondent has curiously not followed up the Delia Smith angle. \r\n\r\n<i>* Editor\'s note: I was indeed involved in this accident, but would remind readers not to believe all the details they read in our pages. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2058, 1, '2015-11-15 16:11:24', '2015-11-15 16:11:24', '<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Mmlx-e_u0i8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nHarry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse present their hilarious version of Dragons Den, featuring a hapless pair pitching their business venture - a new month called Augcember.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Dragons Den with Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'dragons-den-harry-enfield', '', '', '2016-02-03 17:16:22', '2016-02-03 17:16:22', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2058', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2061, 1, '2015-11-15 16:45:24', '2015-11-15 16:45:24', '<b>An Ipswich woman has triumphed for a record third year running in the World Feeling Cold Championships, held in Saudi Arabia.</b>\r\n\r\nTracy Dell, a 43-year-old housewife and mother of four, managed to complain about feeling "absolutely frozen" 127 times during the 12-hour competition - even though temperatures were in the high 90s.\r\n\r\nThis was a new personal best for Mrs Dell, shattering her previous record of 98 complaints during last year\'s event on Copacabana Beach in Rio De Janeiro. The world record was 130 complaints set by an Australian woman during the 1999 event in The Bahamas.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/freezing-woman-e1447605534234.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/freezing-woman-e1447605534234.jpg" alt="freezing-woman" width="450" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2063" /></a></center><center><i>Tracy Dell wrapped up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Del beat 3,000 other woman to claim the title and the prize of an Arctic survival suit and free central heating oil for a year.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to contact Mr Dell last night to ask about his wife\'s triumph, but he was unavailable for comment.\r\n\r\nHe is believed to be serving six months in prison for non-payment of the family\'s last quarterly heating bill, which is believed to be in excess of £30,000.\r\n\r\n* <i>Disclaimer: This spoof is not, in any way, shape, or form, intended to lampoon the fairer sex and their infuriating propensity to constantly whine about feeling "frozen", irrespective of the time of the year, ambient temperature, central heating setting, being on a collision course with the sun with only minutes to impact etc.</i>\r\n\r\n<i>* To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>', 'World\'s coldest woman lives in Ipswich', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'worlds-coldest-woman-lives-in-ipswich', '', '', '2018-09-23 18:37:52', '2018-09-23 18:37:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2061', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2064, 1, '2015-11-15 16:44:52', '2015-11-15 16:44:52', '<b>An Ipswich woman has triumphed for a record third year running in the World Feeling Cold Championships, held in Saudi Arabia.</b>\r\n\r\nTracy Dell, a 43-year-old housewife and mother of four, managed to complain about feeling "absolutely frozen" 127 times during the 12-hour competition - even though temperatures were in the high 90s.\r\n\r\nThis was a new personal best for Mrs Dell, shattering her previous record of 98 complaints during last year\'s event on Copacabana Beach in Rio De Janeiro. The world record was 130 complaints set by an Australian woman during the 1999 event in The Bahamas.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/freezing-woman-e1447605534234.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/freezing-woman-e1447605534234.jpg" alt="freezing-woman" width="450" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2063" /></a></center><center><i>Tracy Dell wrapped up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Del beat 3,000 other woman to claim the title and the prize of an Arctic survival suit and free central heating oil for a year.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to contact Mr Dell last night to ask about his wife\'s triumph, but he was unavailable for comment.\r\n\r\nHe is believed to be serving six months in prison for non-payment of the family\'s last quarterly heating bill, which is believed to be in excess of £30,000.\r\n\r\n* <i>Disclaimer: This spoof is not, in any way, shape, or form, intended to lampoon the fairer sex and their infuriating propensity to constantly whine about feeling "frozen", irrespective of the time of the year, ambient temperature, central heating setting, being on a collision course with the sun with only minutes to impact etc.</i>\r\n\r\n<i>* To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'World\'s coldest woman lives in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2061-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-15 16:44:52', '2015-11-15 16:44:52', '', 2061, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2061-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2065, 1, '2015-11-15 16:46:51', '2015-11-15 16:46:51', '<b>An Ipswich woman has triumphed for a record third year running in the World Feeling Cold Championships, held in Saudi Arabia.</b>\n\nTracy Dell, a 43-year-old housewife and mother of four, managed to complain about feeling "absolutely frozen" 127 times during the 12-hour competition - even though temperatures were in the high 90s.\n\nThis was a new personal best for Mrs Dell, shattering her previous record of 98 complaints during last year\'s event on Copacabana Beach in Rio De Janeiro. The world record was 130 complaints set by an Australian woman during the 1999 event in The Bahamas.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/freezing-woman-e1447605534234.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/freezing-woman-e1447605534234.jpg" alt="freezing-woman" width="450" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2063" /></a></center><center><i>Tracy Dell wrapped up</center></i><br><br>\n\nMrs Dell beat 3,000 other woman to claim the title and the prize of an Arctic survival suit and free central heating oil for a year.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to contact Mr Dell last night to ask about his wife\'s triumph, but he was unavailable for comment.\n\nHe is believed to be serving six months in prison for non-payment of the family\'s last quarterly heating bill, which is believed to be in excess of £30,000.\n\n* <i>Disclaimer: This spoof is not, in any way, shape, or form, intended to lampoon the fairer sex and their infuriating propensity to constantly whine about feeling "frozen", irrespective of the time of the year, ambient temperature, central heating setting, being on a collision course with the sun with only minutes to impact etc.</i>\n\n<i>* To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'World\'s coldest woman lives in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2061-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-11-15 16:46:51', '2015-11-15 16:46:51', '', 2061, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2061-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2066, 1, '2015-11-17 14:11:03', '2015-11-17 14:11:03', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe company behind the ill-advised Pig Farm Simulator 2015 computer game has gone bust owing hundreds of thousands of pounds to creditors.</strong>\r\n\r\nTrotters Software Inc, based near Stowmarket in Suffolk, developed and launched the game despite warnings it had no market.\r\n\r\nGamers were expected to take on the role of a Suffolk pig farmer and breed pigs, raise piglets, muck them out and then kill them for sausages, bacon and a fat profit.\r\n\r\nThe software first went on sale in March for £39.50 but was quickly reduced to £10 when copies were hard to shift.\r\n\r\nAn iPhone app was also introduced, but even then sales failed to pick up, and the company folded owing a small fortune to investors and the tax man.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.043771% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458110314?et=VoZ64afERPNI7v6SdITEKQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pzl3VqgPl81jksN_DqRpY_rHLrbP3r4TrfILQ-2LmL0=" width="445" height="316" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458110314" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Flop of the chops: Pig Farm Simulator failed to sell</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA gaming expert said: "Pig Farm Simulator was doomed from the start. Who wants to play a game where the whole plot centres around rearing animals and then killing them for food?\r\n\r\n"Also, the execution of the graphics was terrible and it looked like something from the 1990s."\r\n\r\nSuffolk mum Natasha Crisp was furious when she bought the game for her daughter, Faye, 15. "I thought it would be fun and educational for her, but instead she spent hours in the game having to shift pig crap with a pressure washer and then butcher her beloved <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pig-rectums/">pigs for food</a>. She was horrified."\r\n\r\nNobody from Trotters Software Inc was available for comment. But a note on the door of their premises said: "Business closed. We made a pigs ear of it."\r\n\r\nAt the time of the game\'s high-profile launch, director John Smith said: "We have made the game as realistic as possible. Now anyone can experience the exciting life of a pig farmer."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Pig Farm Simulator game goes bust', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'pig-farm-simulator', '', '', '2018-01-31 10:52:10', '2018-01-31 10:52:10', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2066', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2068, 1, '2015-11-17 14:11:03', '2015-11-17 14:11:03', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe company behind the ill-advised Pig Farm Simulator 2015 computer game has gone bust owing hundreds of thousands of pounds to creditors.</b>\r\n\r\nTrotters Software Inc, based near Stowmarket in Suffolk, developed and launched the game despite warnings it had no market.\r\n\r\nGamers were expected to take on the role of a Suffolk pig farmer and breed pigs, raise piglets, muck them out and then kill them for sausages, bacon and a fat profit.\r\n\r\nThe software first went on sale for £39.50 but was quickly reduced to £10 when copies were hard to shift.\r\n\r\nAn iPhone app was also introduced, but even then sales failed to pick up, and the company folded owing a small fortune to investors and the tax man.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.043771% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458110314?et=VoZ64afERPNI7v6SdITEKQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pzl3VqgPl81jksN_DqRpY_rHLrbP3r4TrfILQ-2LmL0=" width="445" height="316" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458110314" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Flop of the chops: Pig Farm Simulator failed to sell</center><i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA gaming expert said: "Pig Farm Simulator was doomed from the start. Who wants to play a game where the whole plot centres around rearing animals and them killing them for food?\r\n\r\n"Also, the execution of the graphics was terrible and it looked like something from the 1990s."\r\n\r\nSuffolk mum Natasha Crisp was furious when she bought the game for her daughter, Faye, 15. "I thought it would be fun and educational for her, but instead she spent hours in the game having to shift pig crap with a pressure washer and then butcher her beloved pigs for food. She was horrified."\r\n\r\nNobody from Trotters Software Inc was available for comment. But a note on the door of their premises said: "Business closed. We made a pigs ear of it."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Pig Farm Simulator game goes bust', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2066-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-17 14:11:03', '2015-11-17 14:11:03', '', 2066, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2066-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2069, 1, '2018-01-31 10:51:45', '2018-01-31 10:51:45', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\n\nThe company behind the ill-advised Pig Farm Simulator 2015 computer game has gone bust owing hundreds of thousands of pounds to creditors.</strong>\n\nTrotters Software Inc, based near Stowmarket in Suffolk, developed and launched the game despite warnings it had no market.\n\nGamers were expected to take on the role of a Suffolk pig farmer and breed pigs, raise piglets, muck them out and then kill them for sausages, bacon and a fat profit.\n\nThe software first went on sale in March for £39.50 but was quickly reduced to £10 when copies were hard to shift.\n\nAn iPhone app was also introduced, but even then sales failed to pick up, and the company folded owing a small fortune to investors and the tax man.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.043771% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458110314?et=VoZ64afERPNI7v6SdITEKQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pzl3VqgPl81jksN_DqRpY_rHLrbP3r4TrfILQ-2LmL0=" width="445" height="316" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458110314" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Flop of the chops: Pig Farm Simulator failed to sell</center></i><br><br>\n\nA gaming expert said: "Pig Farm Simulator was doomed from the start. Who wants to play a game where the whole plot centres around rearing animals and then killing them for food?\n\n"Also, the execution of the graphics was terrible and it looked like something from the 1990s."\n\nSuffolk mum Natasha Crisp was furious when she bought the game for her daughter, Faye, 15. "I thought it would be fun and educational for her, but instead she spent hours in the game having to shift pig crap with a pressure washer and then butcher her beloved <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pig-rectums/">pigs for food</a>. She was horrified."\n\nNobody from Trotters Software Inc was available for comment. But a note on the door of their premises said: "Business closed. We made a pigs ear of it."\n\nAt the time of the game\'s high-profile launch, director John Smith said: "We have made the game as realistic as possible. Now anyone can experience the exciting life of a pig farmer."\n\n', 'Pig Farm Simulator game goes bust', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2066-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-31 10:51:45', '2018-01-31 10:51:45', '', 2066, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2066-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2070, 1, '2015-11-17 14:13:09', '2015-11-17 14:13:09', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe company behind the ill-advised Pig Farm Simulator 2015 computer game has gone bust owing hundreds of thousands of pounds to creditors.</b>\r\n\r\nTrotters Software Inc, based near Stowmarket in Suffolk, developed and launched the game despite warnings it had no market.\r\n\r\nGamers were expected to take on the role of a Suffolk pig farmer and breed pigs, raise piglets, muck them out and then kill them for sausages, bacon and a fat profit.\r\n\r\nThe software first went on sale for £39.50 but was quickly reduced to £10 when copies were hard to shift.\r\n\r\nAn iPhone app was also introduced, but even then sales failed to pick up, and the company folded owing a small fortune to investors and the tax man.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.043771% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458110314?et=VoZ64afERPNI7v6SdITEKQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pzl3VqgPl81jksN_DqRpY_rHLrbP3r4TrfILQ-2LmL0=" width="445" height="316" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458110314" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Flop of the chops: Pig Farm Simulator failed to sell</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA gaming expert said: "Pig Farm Simulator was doomed from the start. Who wants to play a game where the whole plot centres around rearing animals and them killing them for food?\r\n\r\n"Also, the execution of the graphics was terrible and it looked like something from the 1990s."\r\n\r\nSuffolk mum Natasha Crisp was furious when she bought the game for her daughter, Faye, 15. "I thought it would be fun and educational for her, but instead she spent hours in the game having to shift pig crap with a pressure washer and then butcher her beloved pigs for food. She was horrified."\r\n\r\nNobody from Trotters Software Inc was available for comment. But a note on the door of their premises said: "Business closed. We made a pigs ear of it."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Pig Farm Simulator game goes bust', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2066-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-17 14:13:09', '2015-11-17 14:13:09', '', 2066, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2066-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2071, 1, '2015-11-17 14:15:32', '2015-11-17 14:15:32', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe company behind the ill-advised Pig Farm Simulator 2015 computer game has gone bust owing hundreds of thousands of pounds to creditors.</b>\r\n\r\nTrotters Software Inc, based near Stowmarket in Suffolk, developed and launched the game despite warnings it had no market.\r\n\r\nGamers were expected to take on the role of a Suffolk pig farmer and breed pigs, raise piglets, muck them out and then kill them for sausages, bacon and a fat profit.\r\n\r\nThe software first went on sale for £39.50 but was quickly reduced to £10 when copies were hard to shift.\r\n\r\nAn iPhone app was also introduced, but even then sales failed to pick up, and the company folded owing a small fortune to investors and the tax man.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.043771% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458110314?et=VoZ64afERPNI7v6SdITEKQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pzl3VqgPl81jksN_DqRpY_rHLrbP3r4TrfILQ-2LmL0=" width="445" height="316" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458110314" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Flop of the chops: Pig Farm Simulator failed to sell</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA gaming expert said: "Pig Farm Simulator was doomed from the start. Who wants to play a game where the whole plot centres around rearing animals and them killing them for food?\r\n\r\n"Also, the execution of the graphics was terrible and it looked like something from the 1990s."\r\n\r\nSuffolk mum Natasha Crisp was furious when she bought the game for her daughter, Faye, 15. "I thought it would be fun and educational for her, but instead she spent hours in the game having to shift pig crap with a pressure washer and then butcher her beloved pigs for food. She was horrified."\r\n\r\nNobody from Trotters Software Inc was available for comment. But a note on the door of their premises said: "Business closed. We made a pigs ear of it."\r\n\r\nBut at the time of the their high-profile launch, director John Smith said: "We have made the game as realistic as possible. Now anyone can experience the exciting life of a pig farmer."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Pig Farm Simulator game goes bust', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2066-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-17 14:15:32', '2015-11-17 14:15:32', '', 2066, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2066-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2072, 1, '2015-11-17 14:21:34', '2015-11-17 14:21:34', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe company behind the ill-advised Pig Farm Simulator 2015 computer game has gone bust owing hundreds of thousands of pounds to creditors.</b>\r\n\r\nTrotters Software Inc, based near Stowmarket in Suffolk, developed and launched the game despite warnings it had no market.\r\n\r\nGamers were expected to take on the role of a Suffolk pig farmer and breed pigs, raise piglets, muck them out and then kill them for sausages, bacon and a fat profit.\r\n\r\nThe software first went on sale in March for £39.50 but was quickly reduced to £10 when copies were hard to shift.\r\n\r\nAn iPhone app was also introduced, but even then sales failed to pick up, and the company folded owing a small fortune to investors and the tax man.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.043771% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458110314?et=VoZ64afERPNI7v6SdITEKQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pzl3VqgPl81jksN_DqRpY_rHLrbP3r4TrfILQ-2LmL0=" width="445" height="316" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458110314" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Flop of the chops: Pig Farm Simulator failed to sell</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA gaming expert said: "Pig Farm Simulator was doomed from the start. Who wants to play a game where the whole plot centres around rearing animals and them killing them for food?\r\n\r\n"Also, the execution of the graphics was terrible and it looked like something from the 1990s."\r\n\r\nSuffolk mum Natasha Crisp was furious when she bought the game for her daughter, Faye, 15. "I thought it would be fun and educational for her, but instead she spent hours in the game having to shift pig crap with a pressure washer and then butcher her beloved pigs for food. She was horrified."\r\n\r\nNobody from Trotters Software Inc was available for comment. But a note on the door of their premises said: "Business closed. We made a pigs ear of it."\r\n\r\nBut at the time of the their high-profile launch, director John Smith said: "We have made the game as realistic as possible. Now anyone can experience the exciting life of a pig farmer."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Pig Farm Simulator game goes bust', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2066-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-17 14:21:34', '2015-11-17 14:21:34', '', 2066, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2066-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2073, 1, '2015-11-17 14:22:09', '2015-11-17 14:22:09', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe company behind the ill-advised Pig Farm Simulator 2015 computer game has gone bust owing hundreds of thousands of pounds to creditors.</b>\r\n\r\nTrotters Software Inc, based near Stowmarket in Suffolk, developed and launched the game despite warnings it had no market.\r\n\r\nGamers were expected to take on the role of a Suffolk pig farmer and breed pigs, raise piglets, muck them out and then kill them for sausages, bacon and a fat profit.\r\n\r\nThe software first went on sale in March for £39.50 but was quickly reduced to £10 when copies were hard to shift.\r\n\r\nAn iPhone app was also introduced, but even then sales failed to pick up, and the company folded owing a small fortune to investors and the tax man.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.043771% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458110314?et=VoZ64afERPNI7v6SdITEKQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pzl3VqgPl81jksN_DqRpY_rHLrbP3r4TrfILQ-2LmL0=" width="445" height="316" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458110314" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Flop of the chops: Pig Farm Simulator failed to sell</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA gaming expert said: "Pig Farm Simulator was doomed from the start. Who wants to play a game where the whole plot centres around rearing animals and then killing them for food?\r\n\r\n"Also, the execution of the graphics was terrible and it looked like something from the 1990s."\r\n\r\nSuffolk mum Natasha Crisp was furious when she bought the game for her daughter, Faye, 15. "I thought it would be fun and educational for her, but instead she spent hours in the game having to shift pig crap with a pressure washer and then butcher her beloved pigs for food. She was horrified."\r\n\r\nNobody from Trotters Software Inc was available for comment. But a note on the door of their premises said: "Business closed. We made a pigs ear of it."\r\n\r\nBut at the time of the their high-profile launch, director John Smith said: "We have made the game as realistic as possible. Now anyone can experience the exciting life of a pig farmer."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Pig Farm Simulator game goes bust', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2066-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-17 14:22:09', '2015-11-17 14:22:09', '', 2066, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2066-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2074, 1, '2015-11-17 14:23:12', '2015-11-17 14:23:12', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe company behind the ill-advised Pig Farm Simulator 2015 computer game has gone bust owing hundreds of thousands of pounds to creditors.</b>\r\n\r\nTrotters Software Inc, based near Stowmarket in Suffolk, developed and launched the game despite warnings it had no market.\r\n\r\nGamers were expected to take on the role of a Suffolk pig farmer and breed pigs, raise piglets, muck them out and then kill them for sausages, bacon and a fat profit.\r\n\r\nThe software first went on sale in March for £39.50 but was quickly reduced to £10 when copies were hard to shift.\r\n\r\nAn iPhone app was also introduced, but even then sales failed to pick up, and the company folded owing a small fortune to investors and the tax man.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.043771% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458110314?et=VoZ64afERPNI7v6SdITEKQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=pzl3VqgPl81jksN_DqRpY_rHLrbP3r4TrfILQ-2LmL0=" width="445" height="316" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458110314" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Flop of the chops: Pig Farm Simulator failed to sell</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA gaming expert said: "Pig Farm Simulator was doomed from the start. Who wants to play a game where the whole plot centres around rearing animals and then killing them for food?\r\n\r\n"Also, the execution of the graphics was terrible and it looked like something from the 1990s."\r\n\r\nSuffolk mum Natasha Crisp was furious when she bought the game for her daughter, Faye, 15. "I thought it would be fun and educational for her, but instead she spent hours in the game having to shift pig crap with a pressure washer and then butcher her beloved pigs for food. She was horrified."\r\n\r\nNobody from Trotters Software Inc was available for comment. But a note on the door of their premises said: "Business closed. We made a pigs ear of it."\r\n\r\nAt the time of the game\'s high-profile launch, director John Smith said: "We have made the game as realistic as possible. Now anyone can experience the exciting life of a pig farmer."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Pig Farm Simulator game goes bust', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2066-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-17 14:23:12', '2015-11-17 14:23:12', '', 2066, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2066-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2075, 1, '2015-11-19 10:20:30', '2015-11-19 10:20:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gladys-sprout-e1506524824646.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gladys-sprout-e1506524824646.jpg" alt="sprouts world record" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7585" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk grandmother has entered the Guinness Book of Records for eating the highest number of sprouts in one hour.</strong>\r\n\r\nGladys Barraclough, 76, went through every child\'s nightmare by munching through 2,437 of the green vegetables at an eye-watering rate of 40 every MINUTE.\r\n\r\nShe hopes her achievement might prompt curious children to try sprouts during their Christmas dinners this year - instead of hiding them under a potato.\r\n\r\nBut Gladys, of Knodishall near Leiston, admits her fascination with sprouts has an unfortunate side effect. "My husband Dennis gets annoyed because we have to open all the windows for a day. <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/christmas-dinner-table/">I love my sprouts but when you eat them you can get a little windy</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"When I completed by world record attempt, I was probably also close to smashing the breaking wind world record as well!"\r\n\r\nGladys, who used to work on a farm that grew sprouts, first realised she had a talent for eating large amounts when she was a teenager.\r\n\r\n"I could get through whole bowlfulls. As I got older, I would cover my plate in them during Sunday lunch, and then I decided to set the world record, which previously stood at 1,956 sprouts eaten in an hour by a gentleman in Belgium.\r\n\r\n"The man from Guinness World Records was present in Knodishall Village Hall to witness my challenge, and I now have a lovely certificate to prove it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nGladys says she is now determined to break the record again in time for next Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I want to eat 3,000 sprouts in one hour," she said.\r\n\r\nHubby Dennis admitted he was fed up with the smell, but joked: "At least we do not need a stair lift for Gladys - she just passes wind at the bottom of the stairs and is propelled up like a rocket."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk gran munches to sprouts world record', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'sprouts-world-record', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:37:00', '2018-01-29 14:37:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2075', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2077, 1, '2015-11-19 10:16:28', '2015-11-19 10:16:28', '<b>A Suffolk grandmother has entered the Guinness Book of Records for eating the highest number of sprouts in one hour.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys Barraclough, 76, went through every child\'s nightmare by munching through 2,437 of the green vegetables at an eye-watering rate of 40 every MINUTE.\r\n\r\nShe hopes her achievement might prompt curious children to try sprouts during their Christmas dinners this year - instead of hiding them under a potato.\r\n\r\nBut Gladys, of Knodishall near Leiston, admits her fascination with sprouts has an unfortunate side effect. "My husband Dennis gets annoyed because we have to open all the windows for a day. I love my sprouts but when you eat them you can get a little windy.\r\n\r\n"When I completed by world record attempt, I was probably also close to smashing the breaking wind world record as well!"\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:404px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.998145% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/100225926?et=dmypjdFRTCRebmJllkzPAQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=-JzIfg7bqjbBnktyaTBNkS7fuGLJ9VIb_5uZ_iFui44=" width="404" height="238" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/100225926" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sprout of this world: Gladys broke record - and wind</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nGladys, who used to work on a farm that grew sprouts, first realised she had a talent for eating large amounts when she was a teenager.\r\n\r\n"I could get through whole bowl fulls. As I got older, I would cover my plate in them during Sunday lunch, and then I decided to set the world record, which previously stood at 1,956 sprouts eaten in an hour by a gentleman in Belgium.\r\n\r\n"The man from Guinness World Records was present in Knodishall Village Hall to witness my challenge, and I now have a lovely certificate to prove it."\r\n\r\nGladys says she is now determined to break the record again in time for next Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I want to eat 3,000 sprouts in one hour," she said.\r\n\r\nHubby Dennis admitted he was fed up with the smell, but joked: "At least we do not need a stair lift for Gladys - she just passes wind at the bottom of the stairs and is propelled up like a rocket."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk gran sets sprouts world record', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2075-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 10:16:28', '2015-11-19 10:16:28', '', 2075, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2075-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2078, 1, '2015-11-19 10:18:02', '2015-11-19 10:18:02', '<b>A Suffolk grandmother has entered the Guinness Book of Records for eating the highest number of sprouts in one hour.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys Barraclough, 76, went through every child\'s nightmare by munching through 2,437 of the green vegetables at an eye-watering rate of 40 every MINUTE.\r\n\r\nShe hopes her achievement might prompt curious children to try sprouts during their Christmas dinners this year - instead of hiding them under a potato.\r\n\r\nBut Gladys, of Knodishall near Leiston, admits her fascination with sprouts has an unfortunate side effect. "My husband Dennis gets annoyed because we have to open all the windows for a day. I love my sprouts but when you eat them you can get a little windy.\r\n\r\n"When I completed by world record attempt, I was probably also close to smashing the breaking wind world record as well!"\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:404px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.998145% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/100225926?et=dmypjdFRTCRebmJllkzPAQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=-JzIfg7bqjbBnktyaTBNkS7fuGLJ9VIb_5uZ_iFui44=" width="404" height="238" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/100225926" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sprout of this world: Gladys broke record - and wind</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nGladys, who used to work on a farm that grew sprouts, first realised she had a talent for eating large amounts when she was a teenager.\r\n\r\n"I could get through whole bowl fulls. As I got older, I would cover my plate in them during Sunday lunch, and then I decided to set the world record, which previously stood at 1,956 sprouts eaten in an hour by a gentleman in Belgium.\r\n\r\n"The man from Guinness World Records was present in Knodishall Village Hall to witness my challenge, and I now have a lovely certificate to prove it."\r\n\r\nGladys says she is now determined to break the record again in time for next Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I want to eat 3,000 sprouts in one hour," she said.\r\n\r\nHubby Dennis admitted he was fed up with the smell, but joked: "At least we do not need a stair lift for Gladys - she just passes wind at the bottom of the stairs and is propelled up like a rocket."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk gran sets sprout-eating world record', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2075-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 10:18:02', '2015-11-19 10:18:02', '', 2075, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2075-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2079, 1, '2015-11-19 10:20:30', '2015-11-19 10:20:30', '<b>A Suffolk grandmother has entered the Guinness Book of Records for eating the highest number of sprouts in one hour.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys Barraclough, 76, went through every child\'s nightmare by munching through 2,437 of the green vegetables at an eye-watering rate of 40 every MINUTE.\r\n\r\nShe hopes her achievement might prompt curious children to try sprouts during their Christmas dinners this year - instead of hiding them under a potato.\r\n\r\nBut Gladys, of Knodishall near Leiston, admits her fascination with sprouts has an unfortunate side effect. "My husband Dennis gets annoyed because we have to open all the windows for a day. I love my sprouts but when you eat them you can get a little windy.\r\n\r\n"When I completed by world record attempt, I was probably also close to smashing the breaking wind world record as well!"\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:404px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.998145% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/100225926?et=dmypjdFRTCRebmJllkzPAQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=-JzIfg7bqjbBnktyaTBNkS7fuGLJ9VIb_5uZ_iFui44=" width="404" height="238" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/100225926" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sprout of this world: Gladys broke record - and wind</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nGladys, who used to work on a farm that grew sprouts, first realised she had a talent for eating large amounts when she was a teenager.\r\n\r\n"I could get through whole bowl fulls. As I got older, I would cover my plate in them during Sunday lunch, and then I decided to set the world record, which previously stood at 1,956 sprouts eaten in an hour by a gentleman in Belgium.\r\n\r\n"The man from Guinness World Records was present in Knodishall Village Hall to witness my challenge, and I now have a lovely certificate to prove it."\r\n\r\nGladys says she is now determined to break the record again in time for next Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I want to eat 3,000 sprouts in one hour," she said.\r\n\r\nHubby Dennis admitted he was fed up with the smell, but joked: "At least we do not need a stair lift for Gladys - she just passes wind at the bottom of the stairs and is propelled up like a rocket."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk gran munches to sprouts world record', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2075-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 10:20:30', '2015-11-19 10:20:30', '', 2075, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2075-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2080, 1, '2018-01-29 14:36:55', '2018-01-29 14:36:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gladys-sprout-e1506524824646.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gladys-sprout-e1506524824646.jpg" alt="sprouts world record" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7585" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A Suffolk grandmother has entered the Guinness Book of Records for eating the highest number of sprouts in one hour.</strong>\n\nGladys Barraclough, 76, went through every child\'s nightmare by munching through 2,437 of the green vegetables at an eye-watering rate of 40 every MINUTE.\n\nShe hopes her achievement might prompt curious children to try sprouts during their Christmas dinners this year - instead of hiding them under a potato.\n\nBut Gladys, of Knodishall near Leiston, admits her fascination with sprouts has an unfortunate side effect. "My husband Dennis gets annoyed because we have to open all the windows for a day. <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/christmas-dinner-table/">I love my sprouts but when you eat them you can get a little windy</a>.\n\n\n\n"When I completed by world record attempt, I was probably also close to smashing the breaking wind world record as well!"\n\nGladys, who used to work on a farm that grew sprouts, first realised she had a talent for eating large amounts when she was a teenager.\n\n"I could get through whole bowlfulls. As I got older, I would cover my plate in them during Sunday lunch, and then I decided to set the world record, which previously stood at 1,956 sprouts eaten in an hour by a gentleman in Belgium.\n\n"The man from Guinness World Records was present in Knodishall Village Hall to witness my challenge, and I now have a lovely certificate to prove it."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nGladys says she is now determined to break the record again in time for next Christmas.\n\n"I want to eat 3,000 sprouts in one hour," she said.\n\nHubby Dennis admitted he was fed up with the smell, but joked: "At least we do not need a stair lift for Gladys - she just passes wind at the bottom of the stairs and is propelled up like a rocket."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk gran munches to sprouts world record', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2075-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:36:55', '2018-01-29 14:36:55', '', 2075, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2075-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2081, 1, '2015-11-19 10:22:35', '2015-11-19 10:22:35', '<b>A Suffolk grandmother has entered the Guinness Book of Records for eating the highest number of sprouts in one hour.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys Barraclough, 76, went through every child\'s nightmare by munching through 2,437 of the green vegetables at an eye-watering rate of 40 every MINUTE.\r\n\r\nShe hopes her achievement might prompt curious children to try sprouts during their Christmas dinners this year - instead of hiding them under a potato.\r\n\r\nBut Gladys, of Knodishall near Leiston, admits her fascination with sprouts has an unfortunate side effect. "My husband Dennis gets annoyed because we have to open all the windows for a day. I love my sprouts but when you eat them you can get a little windy.\r\n\r\n"When I completed by world record attempt, I was probably also close to smashing the breaking wind world record as well!"\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:404px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.998145% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/100225926?et=dmypjdFRTCRebmJllkzPAQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=-JzIfg7bqjbBnktyaTBNkS7fuGLJ9VIb_5uZ_iFui44=" width="404" height="238" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/100225926" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sprout of this world: Gladys broke record - and wind</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nGladys, who used to work on a farm that grew sprouts, first realised she had a talent for eating large amounts when she was a teenager.\r\n\r\n"I could get through whole bowlfulls. As I got older, I would cover my plate in them during Sunday lunch, and then I decided to set the world record, which previously stood at 1,956 sprouts eaten in an hour by a gentleman in Belgium.\r\n\r\n"The man from Guinness World Records was present in Knodishall Village Hall to witness my challenge, and I now have a lovely certificate to prove it."\r\n\r\nGladys says she is now determined to break the record again in time for next Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I want to eat 3,000 sprouts in one hour," she said.\r\n\r\nHubby Dennis admitted he was fed up with the smell, but joked: "At least we do not need a stair lift for Gladys - she just passes wind at the bottom of the stairs and is propelled up like a rocket."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk gran munches to sprouts world record', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2075-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 10:22:35', '2015-11-19 10:22:35', '', 2075, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2075-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2082, 1, '2015-11-19 14:12:03', '2015-11-19 14:12:03', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by the depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered how nudity, drug taking, violence and theft used to be rife on children\'s TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime today.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "When we found just how explicit television for youngsters was in those days, it became clear why so many grew up misbehaving."\r\n\r\nThe officer, who asked not to be named, said prosecutions could be brought against the shows\' producers. He provided the Suffolk Gazette with a list of shows that were under investigation, and why:\r\n\r\n<strong>Scooby Doo:</strong> Scooby and Shaggy were tripping hippies with permanent munchies\r\n\r\n<strong>Snow White:</strong> Lived in a house with seven men\r\n\r\n<strong>Captain Pugwash:</strong> Was known to Roger, the cabin boy\r\n\r\n<strong>Tarzan:</strong> Paraded around in near nudity\r\n\r\n<strong>Looney Tunes:</strong> Made light of mental illness\r\n\r\n<strong>Batman:</strong> Drove around at excessive speeds of over 200mph\r\n\r\n<strong>Popeye:</strong> Covered in tattoos and smoked a dodgy pipe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg" alt="popeye" width="550" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2086" /></a></center><center><i>Man with tattoos who was fond of tobacco and pestered a woman called Olive</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Cinderella:</strong> Stayed out until after midnight despite her family\'s wishes\r\n\r\n<strong>Aladdin:</strong> A thief\r\n\r\n<strong>Pinocchio:</strong> Habitual teller of lies\r\n\r\n<strong>Wacky Races:</strong> Promoted road rage\r\n\r\n<strong>Magic Roundabout:</strong> Featured a drugged-up rabbit called Dylan\r\n\r\n<strong>Fingerbobs:</strong> Featured a creepy man in grey gloves and jumper\r\n\r\n<strong>Noddy:</strong> Young boy in inappropriate relationship with older man (Big Ears)\r\n\r\n<strong>Black Beauty:</strong> Racist\r\n\r\n<strong>Mr Benn:</strong> Featured a man who liked dressing up\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png" alt="mr-benn" width="427" height="286" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2085" /></a></center><center><i>And then the shopkeeper appeared: Mr Benn loved dressing up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '1970s children\'s TV responsible for crime wave', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'childrens-tv', '', '', '2015-11-19 14:18:16', '2015-11-19 14:18:16', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2082', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2083, 1, '2015-11-19 13:21:27', '2015-11-19 13:21:27', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered nudity, drug taking, violence and theft were rife on childrens\' TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime in Britain.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 13:21:27', '2015-11-19 13:21:27', '', 2082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2084, 1, '2015-11-19 13:30:42', '2015-11-19 13:30:42', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered nudity, drug taking, violence and theft were rife on childrens\' TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime in Britain.\r\n\r\nNow they are considering bringing charges again makers of the offending shows and films.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "When we found just how explicit television for youngsters was in those days, it became clear why so many grew up misbehaving.\r\n\r\nThe officer, who asked not to be named, provided a list of shows that were under investigation.\r\n\r\nScooby Doo: Scooby and Shaggy were clearly tripping hippies with permanent munchies\r\n\r\nSnow White: Lived in a house with seven men\r\n\r\nTarzan: A muscular man who paraded around in nothing more than an ill-fitting loin cloth\r\n\r\nBatman: Drove around at excessive speeds of over 200mph\r\n\r\nPopeye: Covered in tattoos and smoked a dodgy pipe  \r\n\r\nCinderella: Stayed out until after midnight\r\n\r\nAladdin: A thief\r\n\r\nPinnochio: Habitual teller of lies\r\n\r\nCaptain Pugwash: Was fond of Roger the cabin boy\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '1970s childrens\' TV responsible for cime wave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 13:30:42', '2015-11-19 13:30:42', '', 2082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2087, 1, '2015-11-19 14:11:17', '2015-11-19 14:11:17', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by the depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered how nudity, drug taking, violence and theft used to be rife on childrens\' TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime in Britain.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "When we found just how explicit television for youngsters was in those days, it became clear why so many grew up misbehaving."\r\n\r\nThe officer, who asked not to be named, provided the Suffolk Gazette with a list of shows that were under investigation, and why:\r\n\r\n<strong>Scooby Doo:</strong> Scooby and Shaggy were tripping hippies with permanent munchies\r\n\r\n<strong>Snow White:</strong> Lived in a house with seven men\r\n\r\n<strong>Tarzan:</strong> Paraded around in near nudity\r\n\r\n<strong>Batman:</strong> Drove around at excessive speeds of over 200mph\r\n\r\n<strong>Popeye:</strong> Covered in tattoos and smoked a dodgy pipe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg" alt="popeye" width="550" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2086" /></a></center><center><i>Man with tattoos who was fond of tobacco and pestered a woman called Olive</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>\r\nCinderella:</strong> Stayed out until after midnight desopite her family\'s wishes\r\n\r\n<strong>Aladdin:</strong> A thief\r\n<strong>\r\nLooney Tunes:</strong> Made light of mental illness\r\n\r\n<strong>Pinnochio:</strong> Habitual teller of lies\r\n\r\n<strong>Captain Pugwash:</strong> Was known to Roger, the cabin boy\r\n\r\n<strong>Wacky Races:</strong> Promoted road rage\r\n\r\n<strong>Magic Roundabout:</strong> Featured a drugged-up rabbit called Dylan\r\n\r\n<strong>Fingerbobs:</strong> Featured a creepy man in grey gloves and jumper\r\n\r\n<strong>Noddy:</strong> Young boy in inappropriate relationship with older man (Big Ears)\r\n\r\n<strong>Black Beauty:</strong> Racist\r\n\r\n<strong>Mr Benn:</strong> Featured a man who liked dressing up\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png" alt="mr-benn" width="427" height="286" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2085" /></a></center><center><i>And then the shopkeeper appeared: Mr Benn loved dressing up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '1970s children\'s TV responsible for cime wave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 14:11:17', '2015-11-19 14:11:17', '', 2082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2088, 1, '2015-11-19 14:11:35', '2015-11-19 14:11:35', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by the depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered how nudity, drug taking, violence and theft used to be rife on childrens\' TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime in Britain.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "When we found just how explicit television for youngsters was in those days, it became clear why so many grew up misbehaving."\r\n\r\nThe officer, who asked not to be named, provided the Suffolk Gazette with a list of shows that were under investigation, and why:\r\n\r\n<strong>Scooby Doo:</strong> Scooby and Shaggy were tripping hippies with permanent munchies\r\n\r\n<strong>Snow White:</strong> Lived in a house with seven men\r\n\r\n<strong>Tarzan:</strong> Paraded around in near nudity\r\n\r\n<strong>Batman:</strong> Drove around at excessive speeds of over 200mph\r\n\r\n<strong>Popeye:</strong> Covered in tattoos and smoked a dodgy pipe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg" alt="popeye" width="550" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2086" /></a></center><center><i>Man with tattoos who was fond of tobacco and pestered a woman called Olive</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>\r\nCinderella:</strong> Stayed out until after midnight desopite her family\'s wishes\r\n\r\n<strong>Aladdin:</strong> A thief\r\n<strong>\r\nLooney Tunes:</strong> Made light of mental illness\r\n\r\n<strong>Pinnochio:</strong> Habitual teller of lies\r\n\r\n<strong>Captain Pugwash:</strong> Was known to Roger, the cabin boy\r\n\r\n<strong>Wacky Races:</strong> Promoted road rage\r\n\r\n<strong>Magic Roundabout:</strong> Featured a drugged-up rabbit called Dylan\r\n\r\n<strong>Fingerbobs:</strong> Featured a creepy man in grey gloves and jumper\r\n\r\n<strong>Noddy:</strong> Young boy in inappropriate relationship with older man (Big Ears)\r\n\r\n<strong>Black Beauty:</strong> Racist\r\n\r\n<strong>Mr Benn:</strong> Featured a man who liked dressing up\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png" alt="mr-benn" width="427" height="286" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2085" /></a></center><center><i>And then the shopkeeper appeared: Mr Benn loved dressing up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '1970s children\'s TV responsible for crime wave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 14:11:35', '2015-11-19 14:11:35', '', 2082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2089, 1, '2015-11-19 14:13:17', '2015-11-19 14:13:17', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by the depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered how nudity, drug taking, violence and theft used to be rife on children\'s\' TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime in Britain.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "When we found just how explicit television for youngsters was in those days, it became clear why so many grew up misbehaving."\r\n\r\nThe officer, who asked not to be named, provided the Suffolk Gazette with a list of shows that were under investigation, and why:\r\n\r\n<strong>Scooby Doo:</strong> Scooby and Shaggy were tripping hippies with permanent munchies\r\n\r\n<strong>Snow White:</strong> Lived in a house with seven men\r\n\r\n<strong>Tarzan:</strong> Paraded around in near nudity\r\n\r\n<strong>Batman:</strong> Drove around at excessive speeds of over 200mph\r\n\r\n<strong>Popeye:</strong> Covered in tattoos and smoked a dodgy pipe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg" alt="popeye" width="550" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2086" /></a></center><center><i>Man with tattoos who was fond of tobacco and pestered a woman called Olive</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>\r\nCinderella:</strong> Stayed out until after midnight despite her family\'s wishes\r\n\r\n<strong>Aladdin:</strong> A thief\r\n<strong>\r\nLooney Tunes:</strong> Made light of mental illness\r\n\r\n<strong>Pinocchio:</strong> Habitual teller of lies\r\n\r\n<strong>Captain Pugwash:</strong> Was known to Roger, the cabin boy\r\n\r\n<strong>Wacky Races:</strong> Promoted road rage\r\n\r\n<strong>Magic Roundabout:</strong> Featured a drugged-up rabbit called Dylan\r\n\r\n<strong>Fingerbobs:</strong> Featured a creepy man in grey gloves and jumper\r\n\r\n<strong>Noddy:</strong> Young boy in inappropriate relationship with older man (Big Ears)\r\n\r\n<strong>Black Beauty:</strong> Racist\r\n\r\n<strong>Mr Benn:</strong> Featured a man who liked dressing up\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png" alt="mr-benn" width="427" height="286" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2085" /></a></center><center><i>And then the shopkeeper appeared: Mr Benn loved dressing up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '1970s children\'s TV responsible for crime wave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 14:13:17', '2015-11-19 14:13:17', '', 2082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2090, 1, '2015-11-19 14:13:56', '2015-11-19 14:13:56', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by the depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered how nudity, drug taking, violence and theft used to be rife on children\'s TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime in Britain.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "When we found just how explicit television for youngsters was in those days, it became clear why so many grew up misbehaving."\r\n\r\nThe officer, who asked not to be named, provided the Suffolk Gazette with a list of shows that were under investigation, and why:\r\n\r\n<strong>Scooby Doo:</strong> Scooby and Shaggy were tripping hippies with permanent munchies\r\n\r\n<strong>Snow White:</strong> Lived in a house with seven men\r\n\r\n<strong>Tarzan:</strong> Paraded around in near nudity\r\n\r\n<strong>Batman:</strong> Drove around at excessive speeds of over 200mph\r\n\r\n<strong>Popeye:</strong> Covered in tattoos and smoked a dodgy pipe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg" alt="popeye" width="550" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2086" /></a></center><center><i>Man with tattoos who was fond of tobacco and pestered a woman called Olive</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>\r\nCinderella:</strong> Stayed out until after midnight despite her family\'s wishes\r\n\r\n<strong>Aladdin:</strong> A thief\r\n<strong>\r\nLooney Tunes:</strong> Made light of mental illness\r\n\r\n<strong>Pinocchio:</strong> Habitual teller of lies\r\n\r\n<strong>Captain Pugwash:</strong> Was known to Roger, the cabin boy\r\n\r\n<strong>Wacky Races:</strong> Promoted road rage\r\n\r\n<strong>Magic Roundabout:</strong> Featured a drugged-up rabbit called Dylan\r\n\r\n<strong>Fingerbobs:</strong> Featured a creepy man in grey gloves and jumper\r\n\r\n<strong>Noddy:</strong> Young boy in inappropriate relationship with older man (Big Ears)\r\n\r\n<strong>Black Beauty:</strong> Racist\r\n\r\n<strong>Mr Benn:</strong> Featured a man who liked dressing up\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png" alt="mr-benn" width="427" height="286" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2085" /></a></center><center><i>And then the shopkeeper appeared: Mr Benn loved dressing up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '1970s children\'s TV responsible for crime wave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 14:13:56', '2015-11-19 14:13:56', '', 2082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2091, 1, '2015-11-19 14:14:30', '2015-11-19 14:14:30', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by the depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered how nudity, drug taking, violence and theft used to be rife on children\'s TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime today.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "When we found just how explicit television for youngsters was in those days, it became clear why so many grew up misbehaving."\r\n\r\nThe officer, who asked not to be named, provided the Suffolk Gazette with a list of shows that were under investigation, and why:\r\n\r\n<strong>Scooby Doo:</strong> Scooby and Shaggy were tripping hippies with permanent munchies\r\n\r\n<strong>Snow White:</strong> Lived in a house with seven men\r\n\r\n<strong>Tarzan:</strong> Paraded around in near nudity\r\n\r\n<strong>Batman:</strong> Drove around at excessive speeds of over 200mph\r\n\r\n<strong>Popeye:</strong> Covered in tattoos and smoked a dodgy pipe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg" alt="popeye" width="550" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2086" /></a></center><center><i>Man with tattoos who was fond of tobacco and pestered a woman called Olive</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>\r\nCinderella:</strong> Stayed out until after midnight despite her family\'s wishes\r\n\r\n<strong>Aladdin:</strong> A thief\r\n<strong>\r\nLooney Tunes:</strong> Made light of mental illness\r\n\r\n<strong>Pinocchio:</strong> Habitual teller of lies\r\n\r\n<strong>Captain Pugwash:</strong> Was known to Roger, the cabin boy\r\n\r\n<strong>Wacky Races:</strong> Promoted road rage\r\n\r\n<strong>Magic Roundabout:</strong> Featured a drugged-up rabbit called Dylan\r\n\r\n<strong>Fingerbobs:</strong> Featured a creepy man in grey gloves and jumper\r\n\r\n<strong>Noddy:</strong> Young boy in inappropriate relationship with older man (Big Ears)\r\n\r\n<strong>Black Beauty:</strong> Racist\r\n\r\n<strong>Mr Benn:</strong> Featured a man who liked dressing up\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png" alt="mr-benn" width="427" height="286" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2085" /></a></center><center><i>And then the shopkeeper appeared: Mr Benn loved dressing up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '1970s children\'s TV responsible for crime wave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 14:14:30', '2015-11-19 14:14:30', '', 2082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2092, 1, '2015-11-19 14:15:53', '2015-11-19 14:15:53', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Rob Banks\nCrime Editor\n\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by the depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\n\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered how nudity, drug taking, violence and theft used to be rife on children\'s TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime today.\n\nA force insider said: "When we found just how explicit television for youngsters was in those days, it became clear why so many grew up misbehaving."\n\nThe officer, who asked not to be named, provided the Suffolk Gazette with a list of shows that were under investigation, and why:\n\n<strong>Scooby Doo:</strong> Scooby and Shaggy were tripping hippies with permanent munchies\n\n<strong>Snow White:</strong> Lived in a house with seven men\n\n<strong>Tarzan:</strong> Paraded around in near nudity\n\n<strong>Batman:</strong> Drove around at excessive speeds of over 200mph\n\n<strong>Popeye:</strong> Covered in tattoos and smoked a dodgy pipe\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg" alt="popeye" width="550" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2086" /></a></center><center><i>Man with tattoos who was fond of tobacco and pestered a woman called Olive</center></i><br><br>\n\n<strong>Cinderella:</strong> Stayed out until after midnight despite her family\'s wishes\n\n<strong>Aladdin:</strong> A thief\n\n<strong>Looney Tunes:</strong> Made light of mental illness\n\n<strong>Pinocchio:</strong> Habitual teller of lies\n\n<strong>Captain Pugwash:</strong> Was known to Roger, the cabin boy\n\n<strong>Wacky Races:</strong> Promoted road rage\n\n<strong>Magic Roundabout:</strong> Featured a drugged-up rabbit called Dylan\n\n<strong>Fingerbobs:</strong> Featured a creepy man in grey gloves and jumper\n\n<strong>Noddy:</strong> Young boy in inappropriate relationship with older man (Big Ears)\n\n<strong>Black Beauty:</strong> Racist\n\n<strong>Mr Benn:</strong> Featured a man who liked dressing up\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png" alt="mr-benn" width="427" height="286" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2085" /></a></center><center><i>And then the shopkeeper appeared: Mr Benn loved dressing up</center></i><br><br>\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '1970s children\'s TV responsible for crime wave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2082-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 14:15:53', '2015-11-19 14:15:53', '', 2082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2082-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2093, 1, '2015-11-19 14:15:56', '2015-11-19 14:15:56', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by the depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered how nudity, drug taking, violence and theft used to be rife on children\'s TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime today.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "When we found just how explicit television for youngsters was in those days, it became clear why so many grew up misbehaving."\r\n\r\nThe officer, who asked not to be named, provided the Suffolk Gazette with a list of shows that were under investigation, and why:\r\n\r\n<strong>Scooby Doo:</strong> Scooby and Shaggy were tripping hippies with permanent munchies\r\n\r\n<strong>Snow White:</strong> Lived in a house with seven men\r\n\r\n<strong>Tarzan:</strong> Paraded around in near nudity\r\n\r\n<strong>Batman:</strong> Drove around at excessive speeds of over 200mph\r\n\r\n<strong>Popeye:</strong> Covered in tattoos and smoked a dodgy pipe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg" alt="popeye" width="550" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2086" /></a></center><center><i>Man with tattoos who was fond of tobacco and pestered a woman called Olive</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Cinderella:</strong> Stayed out until after midnight despite her family\'s wishes\r\n\r\n<strong>Aladdin:</strong> A thief\r\n\r\n<strong>Looney Tunes:</strong> Made light of mental illness\r\n\r\n<strong>Pinocchio:</strong> Habitual teller of lies\r\n\r\n<strong>Captain Pugwash:</strong> Was known to Roger, the cabin boy\r\n\r\n<strong>Wacky Races:</strong> Promoted road rage\r\n\r\n<strong>Magic Roundabout:</strong> Featured a drugged-up rabbit called Dylan\r\n\r\n<strong>Fingerbobs:</strong> Featured a creepy man in grey gloves and jumper\r\n\r\n<strong>Noddy:</strong> Young boy in inappropriate relationship with older man (Big Ears)\r\n\r\n<strong>Black Beauty:</strong> Racist\r\n\r\n<strong>Mr Benn:</strong> Featured a man who liked dressing up\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png" alt="mr-benn" width="427" height="286" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2085" /></a></center><center><i>And then the shopkeeper appeared: Mr Benn loved dressing up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '1970s children\'s TV responsible for crime wave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 14:15:56', '2015-11-19 14:15:56', '', 2082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2094, 1, '2015-11-19 14:17:01', '2015-11-19 14:17:01', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by the depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered how nudity, drug taking, violence and theft used to be rife on children\'s TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime today.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "When we found just how explicit television for youngsters was in those days, it became clear why so many grew up misbehaving."\r\n\r\nThe officer, who asked not to be named, provided the Suffolk Gazette with a list of shows that were under investigation, and why:\r\n\r\n<strong>Scooby Doo:</strong> Scooby and Shaggy were tripping hippies with permanent munchies\r\n\r\n<strong>Snow White:</strong> Lived in a house with seven men\r\n\r\n<strong>Captain Pugwash:</strong> Was known to Roger, the cabin boy\r\n\r\n<strong>Tarzan:</strong> Paraded around in near nudity\r\n\r\n<strong>Looney Tunes:</strong> Made light of mental illness\r\n\r\n<strong>Batman:</strong> Drove around at excessive speeds of over 200mph\r\n\r\n<strong>Popeye:</strong> Covered in tattoos and smoked a dodgy pipe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg" alt="popeye" width="550" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2086" /></a></center><center><i>Man with tattoos who was fond of tobacco and pestered a woman called Olive</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Cinderella:</strong> Stayed out until after midnight despite her family\'s wishes\r\n\r\n<strong>Aladdin:</strong> A thief\r\n\r\n<strong>Pinocchio:</strong> Habitual teller of lies\r\n\r\n<strong>Wacky Races:</strong> Promoted road rage\r\n\r\n<strong>Magic Roundabout:</strong> Featured a drugged-up rabbit called Dylan\r\n\r\n<strong>Fingerbobs:</strong> Featured a creepy man in grey gloves and jumper\r\n\r\n<strong>Noddy:</strong> Young boy in inappropriate relationship with older man (Big Ears)\r\n\r\n<strong>Black Beauty:</strong> Racist\r\n\r\n<strong>Mr Benn:</strong> Featured a man who liked dressing up\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png" alt="mr-benn" width="427" height="286" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2085" /></a></center><center><i>And then the shopkeeper appeared: Mr Benn loved dressing up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '1970s children\'s TV responsible for crime wave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 14:17:01', '2015-11-19 14:17:01', '', 2082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2095, 1, '2015-11-19 14:18:16', '2015-11-19 14:18:16', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are investigating how children of the 1970s and 1980s were corrupted by the depraved activities on their favourite television shows.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers were aghast when they discovered how nudity, drug taking, violence and theft used to be rife on children\'s TV in Britain - and they now believe those shows could be responsible for soaring crime today.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "When we found just how explicit television for youngsters was in those days, it became clear why so many grew up misbehaving."\r\n\r\nThe officer, who asked not to be named, said prosecutions could be brought against the shows\' producers. He provided the Suffolk Gazette with a list of shows that were under investigation, and why:\r\n\r\n<strong>Scooby Doo:</strong> Scooby and Shaggy were tripping hippies with permanent munchies\r\n\r\n<strong>Snow White:</strong> Lived in a house with seven men\r\n\r\n<strong>Captain Pugwash:</strong> Was known to Roger, the cabin boy\r\n\r\n<strong>Tarzan:</strong> Paraded around in near nudity\r\n\r\n<strong>Looney Tunes:</strong> Made light of mental illness\r\n\r\n<strong>Batman:</strong> Drove around at excessive speeds of over 200mph\r\n\r\n<strong>Popeye:</strong> Covered in tattoos and smoked a dodgy pipe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/popeye-e1447941851253.jpg" alt="popeye" width="550" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2086" /></a></center><center><i>Man with tattoos who was fond of tobacco and pestered a woman called Olive</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Cinderella:</strong> Stayed out until after midnight despite her family\'s wishes\r\n\r\n<strong>Aladdin:</strong> A thief\r\n\r\n<strong>Pinocchio:</strong> Habitual teller of lies\r\n\r\n<strong>Wacky Races:</strong> Promoted road rage\r\n\r\n<strong>Magic Roundabout:</strong> Featured a drugged-up rabbit called Dylan\r\n\r\n<strong>Fingerbobs:</strong> Featured a creepy man in grey gloves and jumper\r\n\r\n<strong>Noddy:</strong> Young boy in inappropriate relationship with older man (Big Ears)\r\n\r\n<strong>Black Beauty:</strong> Racist\r\n\r\n<strong>Mr Benn:</strong> Featured a man who liked dressing up\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-benn.png" alt="mr-benn" width="427" height="286" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2085" /></a></center><center><i>And then the shopkeeper appeared: Mr Benn loved dressing up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '1970s children\'s TV responsible for crime wave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2082-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-19 14:18:16', '2015-11-19 14:18:16', '', 2082, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2082-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2098, 1, '2015-11-20 11:40:43', '2015-11-20 11:40:43', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\r\n\r\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers are nothing like their online profiles</i></center>&nbsp;\r\n\r\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the Norfolk brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive of a financial trading empire and the other was meant to be his marketing director. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\r\n\r\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\r\n\r\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\r\n\r\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the women and delete their online dating accounts. They have also been advised to visit a dentist.\r\n\r\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\r\n\r\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new."\r\n\r\nBubba, 26, added: "Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-brothers', '', '', '2017-05-09 12:24:32', '2017-05-09 12:24:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2098', 0, 'post', '', 4); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2100, 1, '2015-11-20 11:33:36', '2015-11-20 11:33:36', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\r\n\r\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\r\n\r\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive and the other was meant to be his chauffeur. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\r\n\r\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\r\n\r\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\r\n\r\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the woman and also delete their online dating accounts.\r\n\r\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\r\n\r\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen on dating sites', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2098-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-20 11:33:36', '2015-11-20 11:33:36', '', 2098, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2098-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2101, 1, '2015-11-20 11:35:08', '2015-11-20 11:35:08', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\r\n\r\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\r\n\r\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive and the other was meant to be his chauffeur. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\r\n\r\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\r\n\r\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\r\n\r\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the woman and also delete their online dating accounts.\r\n\r\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\r\n\r\n<b>Turnips</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\r\n\r\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen on dating sites', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2098-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-20 11:35:08', '2015-11-20 11:35:08', '', 2098, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2098-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2102, 1, '2015-11-20 11:37:50', '2015-11-20 11:37:50', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\r\n\r\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\r\n\r\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive and the other was meant to be his chauffeur. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\r\n\r\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\r\n\r\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\r\n\r\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the woman and also delete their online dating accounts.\r\n\r\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\r\n\r\n<b>Turnips</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\r\n\r\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2098-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-20 11:37:50', '2015-11-20 11:37:50', '', 2098, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2098-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2103, 1, '2015-11-20 11:38:18', '2015-11-20 11:38:18', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\r\n\r\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the Norfolk brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\r\n\r\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive and the other was meant to be his chauffeur. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\r\n\r\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\r\n\r\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\r\n\r\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the woman and also delete their online dating accounts.\r\n\r\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\r\n\r\n<b>Turnips</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\r\n\r\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2098-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-20 11:38:18', '2015-11-20 11:38:18', '', 2098, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2098-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2104, 1, '2015-11-20 11:39:04', '2015-11-20 11:39:04', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\r\n\r\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers</i></center>&nbsp;\r\n\r\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the Norfolk brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\r\n\r\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive and the other was meant to be his chauffeur. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\r\n\r\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\r\n\r\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\r\n\r\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the woman and also delete their online dating accounts.\r\n\r\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\r\n\r\n<h2>Turnips</h2>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\r\n\r\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2098-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-20 11:39:04', '2015-11-20 11:39:04', '', 2098, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2098-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2105, 1, '2015-11-20 11:39:48', '2015-11-20 11:39:48', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\r\n\r\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers</i></center>&nbsp;\r\n\r\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the Norfolk brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\r\n\r\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive and the other was meant to be his chauffeur. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\r\n\r\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\r\n\r\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\r\n\r\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the woman and also delete their online dating accounts.\r\n\r\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\r\n\r\n<b>Turnips</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\r\n\r\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2098-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-20 11:39:48', '2015-11-20 11:39:48', '', 2098, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2098-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2106, 1, '2017-05-09 12:24:20', '2017-05-09 12:24:20', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.</b>\n\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\n\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers are nothing like their online profiles</i></center>&nbsp;\n\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the Norfolk brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\n\n\n\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive of a financial trading empire and the other was meant to be his marketing director. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\n\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\n\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\n\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the women and delete their online dating accounts. They have also been advised to visit a dentist.\n\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\n\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\n\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new."\n\nBubba, 26, added: "Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2098-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-05-09 12:24:20', '2017-05-09 12:24:20', '', 2098, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2098-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2107, 1, '2015-11-20 11:42:30', '2015-11-20 11:42:30', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\r\n\r\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers are nothing like their online profiles</i></center>&nbsp;\r\n\r\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the Norfolk brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\r\n\r\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive and the other was meant to be his chauffeur. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\r\n\r\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\r\n\r\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\r\n\r\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the woman and also delete their online dating accounts.\r\n\r\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\r\n\r\n<b>Turnips</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\r\n\r\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2098-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-20 11:42:30', '2015-11-20 11:42:30', '', 2098, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2098-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2108, 1, '2015-11-20 11:44:22', '2015-11-20 11:44:22', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\r\n\r\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers are nothing like their online profiles</i></center>&nbsp;\r\n\r\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the Norfolk brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\r\n\r\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive of a financial trading empire and the other was meant to be his marketing director. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\r\n\r\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\r\n\r\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\r\n\r\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the woman and also delete their online dating accounts.\r\n\r\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\r\n\r\n<b>Turnips</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\r\n\r\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2098-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-20 11:44:22', '2015-11-20 11:44:22', '', 2098, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2098-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2109, 1, '2015-11-20 11:46:13', '2015-11-20 11:46:13', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\r\n\r\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers are nothing like their online profiles</i></center>&nbsp;\r\n\r\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the Norfolk brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\r\n\r\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive of a financial trading empire and the other was meant to be his marketing director. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\r\n\r\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\r\n\r\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\r\n\r\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the women and delete their online dating accounts. They have also been advised to visit a dentist.\r\n\r\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\r\n\r\n<b>Turnips</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\r\n\r\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new.\r\n\r\n"Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2098-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-20 11:46:13', '2015-11-20 11:46:13', '', 2098, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2098-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2110, 1, '2015-11-20 11:57:27', '2015-11-20 11:57:27', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nTwo "inexperienced" Norfolk brothers have been arrested for posing as handsome, wealthy businessmen on several major online dating sites.\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba Spuckler, who work on their father\'s smallholding near Downham Market, hoped to trick pretty women into giving them a date and maybe some affection.\r\n\r\nBut when their well-heeled victims turned up for a romantic meeting, they were in for a terrible shock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="norfolk-brothers" width="500" height="358" /></a></center><center><i>Web of deceit: the Spuckler brothers are nothing like their online profiles</i></center>&nbsp;\r\n\r\nPolice were called by one attractive 25-year-old woman, a legal secretary from Diss, who was conned into meeting the Norfolk brothers at a roadside cafe on the A140.\r\n\r\nShe told stunned officers: "The older one claimed online to be a chief executive of a financial trading empire and the other was meant to be his marketing director. I first got suspicious when I arrived at the meeting and there was an old 1960s tractor in the car park.\r\n\r\n"Then when I saw them both I could have died. They had rotten teeth, could hardly speak English properly, and smelt foul. They were basically ugly peasant boys, not wealthy businessmen."\r\n\r\nPolice spoke to the pair at the family shack after receiving two other complaints. A Norfolk Police insider said: "The boys, aged 26 and 24, were spoken to by officers and told in no uncertain terms that fibbing on online dating profiles was wrong.\r\n\r\n"They had committed no crime, so were not charged, but they have been forced to apologise to the women and delete their online dating accounts. They have also been advised to visit a dentist.\r\n\r\n"Quite frankly we were surprised they knew what the internet was, let alone had the ability to write on it."\r\n\r\n<b>Turnips</b>\r\n\r\nBilly Bob and Bubba live on their smallholding with their father, Cletus and their 13 brothers and sisters. They specialise in growing turnips for the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nAfter initially threatening Suffolk Gazette reporters with a pitchfork, they admitted they had been arrested.\r\n\r\n"We was only trying to get a little lovin," Billy Bob, 24, said. "It gets real lonely here in rural Norfolk and we wanted to meet someone new."\r\n\r\nBubba, 26, added: "Otherwise we\'ll end up having to keep it in the family like everyone else around here."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norfolk brothers posed as handsome businessmen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2098-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-20 11:57:27', '2015-11-20 11:57:27', '', 2098, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2098-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2111, 1, '2015-11-24 10:21:27', '2015-11-24 10:21:27', '<b>If the Suffolk Gazette was a radio show, then Brian and Doris from Melton would be its star performers.</b>\r\n\r\nThose who remembered the hilarious phone-in from Brian to Town 102, talking about the Great Hurricane and how his mum Doris, aged 94, was the mystery person to phone the BBC to warn it was coming, will be pleased to know we\'ve found two more \'Brian from Melton\' phone-ins.\r\n\r\nIn the first, he tells radio Town 102\'s Nick Pandolfi that he and his long-suffering mum are moving out of Melton because of the unwelcome attention they got from the original broadcast - including visits from the Sunday Mirror and calls from the Tricia Show on Channel 5 "which we can\'t get in Melton because we\'re still extraterrestrial here".\r\n\r\nNext, Brian rings in to Nick\'s show trying to win a trip to Pleasurewood Hills for his mum, who has wanted to visit the theme park "near Loowestorft" for years.\r\n\r\nBoth are highly recommended listening, and we\'ve added the original call, which started it all off, at the bottom, which featured the unfortunate loss of Doris\' tea towels and a torrid time for Biscuit the dog.\r\n\r\n<b>Moving:</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2900685-brian-from-melton-along-with-nick-pandolfi-say-goodbye/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAH0yVFbNQiwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>Pleasurewood Hills</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2918802-nick-pandolfi-with-brian-from-melton-on-air-brian-aims-to-win-a-trip-on-a-roller-coaster-for-his-mum-doris/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAIkyVFaSiSwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>The original \'Great Storm\' call</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2773676-greatstorm-brian-from-melton-with-nick-pandolfi/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAK81VFasUioA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\nThe recordings were first broadcast back in 2013, and Nick has since left Town 102 (although he returned to guest broadcast a short while ago).\r\n\r\nAs a thank you for using his Doris from Melton material here, we\'ll happily give his <a href="http://www.nicholaspandolfi.co.uk" target="_blank">website a plug</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Doris from Melton is moving', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'doris-from-melton', '', '', '2015-11-24 11:23:19', '2015-11-24 11:23:19', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2111', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2112, 1, '2015-11-24 10:03:54', '2015-11-24 10:03:54', '<b>If the Suffolk Gazette was a radio show, then Brian and Doris from Melton would be its star performers.</b>\r\n\r\nThose who remembered the hilarious phone-in from Brian to Town 102, talking about the Great Hurricane and how it affected his mum Doris, aged 95, will be pleased to know we\'ve found two more \'Brian from Melton\' phone-ins.\r\n\r\nIn the first, he tells radio Town 102\'s Nick Pandolfi that he and his long-suffering mum are moving out of Melton because of the unwelcome attention they got from the original broadcast.\r\n\r\nNext, Brian rings in to Nick\'s show trying to win a trip to Pleasurewood Hills for his mum.\r\n\r\nBoth are highly recommended, and we\'ve added the original call, which started it all off, at the bottom.\r\n\r\n<b>Moving:</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2900685-brian-from-melton-along-with-nick-pandolfi-say-goodbye/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAH0yVFbNQiwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>Pleasurewood Hills</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2918802-nick-pandolfi-with-brian-from-melton-on-air-brian-aims-to-win-a-trip-on-a-roller-coaster-for-his-mum-doris/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAIkyVFaSiSwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>The original \'Great Storm\' call</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2773676-greatstorm-brian-from-melton-with-nick-pandolfi/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAK81VFasUioA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Doris from Melton is moving', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2111-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-24 10:03:54', '2015-11-24 10:03:54', '', 2111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2114, 1, '2015-11-24 10:16:09', '2015-11-24 10:16:09', '<b>If the Suffolk Gazette was a radio show, then Brian and Doris from Melton would be its star performers.</b>\r\n\r\nThose who remembered the hilarious phone-in from Brian to Town 102, talking about the Great Hurricane and how it affected his mum Doris, aged 95, will be pleased to know we\'ve found two more \'Brian from Melton\' phone-ins.\r\n\r\nIn the first, he tells radio Town 102\'s Nick Pandolfi that he and his long-suffering mum are moving out of Melton because of the unwelcome attention they got from the original broadcast - including visits from the Sunday Mirror and calls from the Tricia Show on Channel 5 "which we can\'t get in Melton because we\'re still extraterrestrial here".\r\n\r\nNext, Brian rings in to Nick\'s show trying to win a trip to Pleasurewood Hills for his mum, who has wanted to visit the theme park "near Loowestorft" for years.\r\n\r\nBoth are highly recommended listening, and we\'ve added the original call, which started it all off, at the bottom, which featured the unfortunate mishap for Biscuit the dog.\r\n\r\n<b>Moving:</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2900685-brian-from-melton-along-with-nick-pandolfi-say-goodbye/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAH0yVFbNQiwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>Pleasurewood Hills</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2918802-nick-pandolfi-with-brian-from-melton-on-air-brian-aims-to-win-a-trip-on-a-roller-coaster-for-his-mum-doris/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAIkyVFaSiSwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>The original \'Great Storm\' call</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2773676-greatstorm-brian-from-melton-with-nick-pandolfi/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAK81VFasUioA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Doris from Melton is moving', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2111-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-24 10:16:09', '2015-11-24 10:16:09', '', 2111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2115, 1, '2015-11-24 10:20:08', '2015-11-24 10:20:08', '<b>If the Suffolk Gazette was a radio show, then Brian and Doris from Melton would be its star performers.</b>\r\n\r\nThose who remembered the hilarious phone-in from Brian to Town 102, talking about the Great Hurricane and how it affected his mum Doris, aged 95, will be pleased to know we\'ve found two more \'Brian from Melton\' phone-ins.\r\n\r\nIn the first, he tells radio Town 102\'s Nick Pandolfi that he and his long-suffering mum are moving out of Melton because of the unwelcome attention they got from the original broadcast - including visits from the Sunday Mirror and calls from the Tricia Show on Channel 5 "which we can\'t get in Melton because we\'re still extraterrestrial here".\r\n\r\nNext, Brian rings in to Nick\'s show trying to win a trip to Pleasurewood Hills for his mum, who has wanted to visit the theme park "near Loowestorft" for years.\r\n\r\nBoth are highly recommended listening, and we\'ve added the original call, which started it all off, at the bottom, which featured the unfortunate mishap for Biscuit the dog.\r\n\r\n<b>Moving:</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2900685-brian-from-melton-along-with-nick-pandolfi-say-goodbye/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAH0yVFbNQiwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>Pleasurewood Hills</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2918802-nick-pandolfi-with-brian-from-melton-on-air-brian-aims-to-win-a-trip-on-a-roller-coaster-for-his-mum-doris/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAIkyVFaSiSwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>The original \'Great Storm\' call</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2773676-greatstorm-brian-from-melton-with-nick-pandolfi/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAK81VFasUioA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\nThe recordings were first broadcast back in 2013, and Nick has since left Town 102 (although he returned to guest broadcast a short while ago).\r\n\r\nAs a thank you for using his material here, we\'ll happily give his <a href="http://www.nicholaspandolfi.co.uk" target="_blank">website a plug here</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Doris from Melton is moving', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2111-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-24 10:20:08', '2015-11-24 10:20:08', '', 2111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2116, 1, '2015-11-24 10:20:43', '2015-11-24 10:20:43', '<b>If the Suffolk Gazette was a radio show, then Brian and Doris from Melton would be its star performers.</b>\r\n\r\nThose who remembered the hilarious phone-in from Brian to Town 102, talking about the Great Hurricane and how it affected his mum Doris, aged 95, will be pleased to know we\'ve found two more \'Brian from Melton\' phone-ins.\r\n\r\nIn the first, he tells radio Town 102\'s Nick Pandolfi that he and his long-suffering mum are moving out of Melton because of the unwelcome attention they got from the original broadcast - including visits from the Sunday Mirror and calls from the Tricia Show on Channel 5 "which we can\'t get in Melton because we\'re still extraterrestrial here".\r\n\r\nNext, Brian rings in to Nick\'s show trying to win a trip to Pleasurewood Hills for his mum, who has wanted to visit the theme park "near Loowestorft" for years.\r\n\r\nBoth are highly recommended listening, and we\'ve added the original call, which started it all off, at the bottom, which featured the unfortunate mishap for Doris from Melton and Biscuit the dog.\r\n\r\n<b>Moving:</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2900685-brian-from-melton-along-with-nick-pandolfi-say-goodbye/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAH0yVFbNQiwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>Pleasurewood Hills</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2918802-nick-pandolfi-with-brian-from-melton-on-air-brian-aims-to-win-a-trip-on-a-roller-coaster-for-his-mum-doris/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAIkyVFaSiSwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>The original \'Great Storm\' call</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2773676-greatstorm-brian-from-melton-with-nick-pandolfi/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAK81VFasUioA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\nThe recordings were first broadcast back in 2013, and Nick has since left Town 102 (although he returned to guest broadcast a short while ago).\r\n\r\nAs a thank you for using his material here, we\'ll happily give his <a href="http://www.nicholaspandolfi.co.uk" target="_blank">website a plug here</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Doris from Melton is moving', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2111-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-24 10:20:43', '2015-11-24 10:20:43', '', 2111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2117, 1, '2015-11-24 10:21:27', '2015-11-24 10:21:27', '<b>If the Suffolk Gazette was a radio show, then Brian and Doris from Melton would be its star performers.</b>\r\n\r\nThose who remembered the hilarious phone-in from Brian to Town 102, talking about the Great Hurricane and how it affected his mum Doris, aged 95, will be pleased to know we\'ve found two more \'Brian from Melton\' phone-ins.\r\n\r\nIn the first, he tells radio Town 102\'s Nick Pandolfi that he and his long-suffering mum are moving out of Melton because of the unwelcome attention they got from the original broadcast - including visits from the Sunday Mirror and calls from the Tricia Show on Channel 5 "which we can\'t get in Melton because we\'re still extraterrestrial here".\r\n\r\nNext, Brian rings in to Nick\'s show trying to win a trip to Pleasurewood Hills for his mum, who has wanted to visit the theme park "near Loowestarft" for years.\r\n\r\nBoth are highly recommended listening, and we\'ve added the original call, which started it all off, at the bottom, which featured the unfortunate mishap for Doris from Melton and Biscuit the dog.\r\n\r\n<b>Moving:</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2900685-brian-from-melton-along-with-nick-pandolfi-say-goodbye/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAH0yVFbNQiwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>Pleasurewood Hills</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2918802-nick-pandolfi-with-brian-from-melton-on-air-brian-aims-to-win-a-trip-on-a-roller-coaster-for-his-mum-doris/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAIkyVFaSiSwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>The original \'Great Storm\' call</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2773676-greatstorm-brian-from-melton-with-nick-pandolfi/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAK81VFasUioA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\nThe recordings were first broadcast back in 2013, and Nick has since left Town 102 (although he returned to guest broadcast a short while ago).\r\n\r\nAs a thank you for using his material here, we\'ll happily give his <a href="http://www.nicholaspandolfi.co.uk" target="_blank">website a plug here</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Doris from Melton is moving', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2111-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-24 10:21:27', '2015-11-24 10:21:27', '', 2111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2118, 1, '2015-11-24 11:18:13', '2015-11-24 11:18:13', '<b>If the Suffolk Gazette was a radio show, then Brian and Doris from Melton would be its star performers.</b>\n\nThose who remembered the hilarious phone-in from Brian to Town 102, talking about the Great Hurricane and how his mum Doris, aged 94, was the mystery person to phone the BBC to warn it was coming, will be pleased to know we\'ve found two more \'Brian from Melton\' phone-ins.\n\nIn the first, he tells radio Town 102\'s Nick Pandolfi that he and his long-suffering mum are moving out of Melton because of the unwelcome attention they got from the original broadcast - including visits from the Sunday Mirror and calls from the Tricia Show on Channel 5 "which we can\'t get in Melton because we\'re still extraterrestrial here".\n\nNext, Brian rings in to Nick\'s show trying to win a trip to Pleasurewood Hills for his mum, who has wanted to visit the theme park "near Loowestarft" for years.\n\nBoth are highly recommended listening, and we\'ve added the original call, which started it all off, at the bottom, which featured the unfortunate loss of Doris\' tea towells and a torrid time for Biscuit the dog.\n\n<b>Moving:</b>\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2900685-brian-from-melton-along-with-nick-pandolfi-say-goodbye/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAH0yVFbNQiwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\n\n<b>Pleasurewood Hills</b>\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2918802-nick-pandolfi-with-brian-from-melton-on-air-brian-aims-to-win-a-trip-on-a-roller-coaster-for-his-mum-doris/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAIkyVFaSiSwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\n\n<b>The original \'Great Storm\' call</b>\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2773676-greatstorm-brian-from-melton-with-nick-pandolfi/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAK81VFasUioA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\n\nThe recordings were first broadcast back in 2013, and Nick has since left Town 102 (although he returned to guest broadcast a short while ago).\n\nAs a thank you for using his Doris fromaterial here, we\'ll happily give his <a href="http://www.nicholaspandolfi.co.uk" target="_blank">website a plug</a>.\n\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Doris from Melton is moving', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2111-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-11-24 11:18:13', '2015-11-24 11:18:13', '', 2111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2111-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2119, 1, '2015-11-24 10:38:16', '2015-11-24 10:38:16', '<b>If the Suffolk Gazette was a radio show, then Brian and Doris from Melton would be its star performers.</b>\r\n\r\nThose who remembered the hilarious phone-in from Brian to Town 102, talking about the Great Hurricane and how it affected his mum Doris, aged 95, will be pleased to know we\'ve found two more \'Brian from Melton\' phone-ins.\r\n\r\nIn the first, he tells radio Town 102\'s Nick Pandolfi that he and his long-suffering mum are moving out of Melton because of the unwelcome attention they got from the original broadcast - including visits from the Sunday Mirror and calls from the Tricia Show on Channel 5 "which we can\'t get in Melton because we\'re still extraterrestrial here".\r\n\r\nNext, Brian rings in to Nick\'s show trying to win a trip to Pleasurewood Hills for his mum, who has wanted to visit the theme park "near Loowestarft" for years.\r\n\r\nBoth are highly recommended listening, and we\'ve added the original call, which started it all off, at the bottom, which featured the unfortunate mishap for Doris from Melton and Biscuit the dog.\r\n\r\n<b>Moving:</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2900685-brian-from-melton-along-with-nick-pandolfi-say-goodbye/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAH0yVFbNQiwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>Pleasurewood Hills</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2918802-nick-pandolfi-with-brian-from-melton-on-air-brian-aims-to-win-a-trip-on-a-roller-coaster-for-his-mum-doris/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAIkyVFaSiSwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>The original \'Great Storm\' call</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2773676-greatstorm-brian-from-melton-with-nick-pandolfi/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAK81VFasUioA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\nThe recordings were first broadcast back in 2013, and Nick has since left Town 102 (although he returned to guest broadcast a short while ago).\r\n\r\nAs a thank you for using his material here, we\'ll happily give his <a href="http://www.nicholaspandolfi.co.uk" target="_blank">website a plug</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Doris from Melton is moving', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2111-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-24 10:38:16', '2015-11-24 10:38:16', '', 2111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2120, 1, '2015-11-24 11:16:59', '2015-11-24 11:16:59', '<b>If the Suffolk Gazette was a radio show, then Brian and Doris from Melton would be its star performers.</b>\r\n\r\nThose who remembered the hilarious phone-in from Brian to Town 102, talking about the Great Hurricane and how his mum Doris, aged 94, was the mystery person to phone the BBC to warn it was coming, will be pleased to know we\'ve found two more \'Brian from Melton\' phone-ins.\r\n\r\nIn the first, he tells radio Town 102\'s Nick Pandolfi that he and his long-suffering mum are moving out of Melton because of the unwelcome attention they got from the original broadcast - including visits from the Sunday Mirror and calls from the Tricia Show on Channel 5 "which we can\'t get in Melton because we\'re still extraterrestrial here".\r\n\r\nNext, Brian rings in to Nick\'s show trying to win a trip to Pleasurewood Hills for his mum, who has wanted to visit the theme park "near Loowestarft" for years.\r\n\r\nBoth are highly recommended listening, and we\'ve added the original call, which started it all off, at the bottom, which featured the unfortunate mishap for Doris from Melton and Biscuit the dog.\r\n\r\n<b>Moving:</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2900685-brian-from-melton-along-with-nick-pandolfi-say-goodbye/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAH0yVFbNQiwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>Pleasurewood Hills</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2918802-nick-pandolfi-with-brian-from-melton-on-air-brian-aims-to-win-a-trip-on-a-roller-coaster-for-his-mum-doris/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAIkyVFaSiSwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>The original \'Great Storm\' call</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2773676-greatstorm-brian-from-melton-with-nick-pandolfi/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAK81VFasUioA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\nThe recordings were first broadcast back in 2013, and Nick has since left Town 102 (although he returned to guest broadcast a short while ago).\r\n\r\nAs a thank you for using his material here, we\'ll happily give his <a href="http://www.nicholaspandolfi.co.uk" target="_blank">website a plug</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Doris from Melton is moving', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2111-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-24 11:16:59', '2015-11-24 11:16:59', '', 2111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2121, 1, '2015-11-24 11:18:32', '2015-11-24 11:18:32', '<b>If the Suffolk Gazette was a radio show, then Brian and Doris from Melton would be its star performers.</b>\r\n\r\nThose who remembered the hilarious phone-in from Brian to Town 102, talking about the Great Hurricane and how his mum Doris, aged 94, was the mystery person to phone the BBC to warn it was coming, will be pleased to know we\'ve found two more \'Brian from Melton\' phone-ins.\r\n\r\nIn the first, he tells radio Town 102\'s Nick Pandolfi that he and his long-suffering mum are moving out of Melton because of the unwelcome attention they got from the original broadcast - including visits from the Sunday Mirror and calls from the Tricia Show on Channel 5 "which we can\'t get in Melton because we\'re still extraterrestrial here".\r\n\r\nNext, Brian rings in to Nick\'s show trying to win a trip to Pleasurewood Hills for his mum, who has wanted to visit the theme park "near Loowestarft" for years.\r\n\r\nBoth are highly recommended listening, and we\'ve added the original call, which started it all off, at the bottom, which featured the unfortunate loss of Doris\' tea towels and a torrid time for Biscuit the dog.\r\n\r\n<b>Moving:</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2900685-brian-from-melton-along-with-nick-pandolfi-say-goodbye/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAH0yVFbNQiwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>Pleasurewood Hills</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2918802-nick-pandolfi-with-brian-from-melton-on-air-brian-aims-to-win-a-trip-on-a-roller-coaster-for-his-mum-doris/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAIkyVFaSiSwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>The original \'Great Storm\' call</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2773676-greatstorm-brian-from-melton-with-nick-pandolfi/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAK81VFasUioA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\nThe recordings were first broadcast back in 2013, and Nick has since left Town 102 (although he returned to guest broadcast a short while ago).\r\n\r\nAs a thank you for using his Doris from Melton material here, we\'ll happily give his <a href="http://www.nicholaspandolfi.co.uk" target="_blank">website a plug</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Doris from Melton is moving', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2111-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-24 11:18:32', '2015-11-24 11:18:32', '', 2111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2122, 1, '2015-11-24 11:23:19', '2015-11-24 11:23:19', '<b>If the Suffolk Gazette was a radio show, then Brian and Doris from Melton would be its star performers.</b>\r\n\r\nThose who remembered the hilarious phone-in from Brian to Town 102, talking about the Great Hurricane and how his mum Doris, aged 94, was the mystery person to phone the BBC to warn it was coming, will be pleased to know we\'ve found two more \'Brian from Melton\' phone-ins.\r\n\r\nIn the first, he tells radio Town 102\'s Nick Pandolfi that he and his long-suffering mum are moving out of Melton because of the unwelcome attention they got from the original broadcast - including visits from the Sunday Mirror and calls from the Tricia Show on Channel 5 "which we can\'t get in Melton because we\'re still extraterrestrial here".\r\n\r\nNext, Brian rings in to Nick\'s show trying to win a trip to Pleasurewood Hills for his mum, who has wanted to visit the theme park "near Loowestorft" for years.\r\n\r\nBoth are highly recommended listening, and we\'ve added the original call, which started it all off, at the bottom, which featured the unfortunate loss of Doris\' tea towels and a torrid time for Biscuit the dog.\r\n\r\n<b>Moving:</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2900685-brian-from-melton-along-with-nick-pandolfi-say-goodbye/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAH0yVFbNQiwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>Pleasurewood Hills</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2918802-nick-pandolfi-with-brian-from-melton-on-air-brian-aims-to-win-a-trip-on-a-roller-coaster-for-his-mum-doris/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAIkyVFaSiSwA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<b>The original \'Great Storm\' call</b>\r\n<iframe width="100%" height="300" style="background-color:transparent; display:block; max-width: 700px;" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" src="//embeds.audioboom.com/boos/2773676-greatstorm-brian-from-melton-with-nick-pandolfi/embed/v4?eid=AQAAAK81VFasUioA" title="audioBoom player"></iframe>\r\n\r\nThe recordings were first broadcast back in 2013, and Nick has since left Town 102 (although he returned to guest broadcast a short while ago).\r\n\r\nAs a thank you for using his Doris from Melton material here, we\'ll happily give his <a href="http://www.nicholaspandolfi.co.uk" target="_blank">website a plug</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Doris from Melton is moving', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2111-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-24 11:23:19', '2015-11-24 11:23:19', '', 2111, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2111-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2133, 1, '2015-11-25 11:00:53', '2015-11-25 11:00:53', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA furious row broke out last night when it emerged a performing whale will be transported in a bag of water all the way from the USA for the re-opening of the open-air Broomhill Pool in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nA marine park in Florida is currently testing the huge bags on its captive orca whales to see which one is best suited for the long transatlantic journey to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill-566x377.jpg" alt="Captive whales in a bag" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2134" /></a></center><center><i>Whales in a bag being trialled for the UK trip</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe killer whales are scooped up into the bags, which are made of toughened plastic and tied at the top with large bands. They have just enough water and air to get by for a seven-hour trip on a cargo plane.\r\n\r\nStaff say once the most suitable whale is selected, it will be placed in the bag once a month to ensure it will be fully accustomed to it for the long trip to the Suffolk pool opening in 2018.\r\n\r\nBut animal welfare campaigners said using a performing whale to relaunch Broomhill, which is being refurbished after closing to the public in 2002, was a "dreadful" mistake - and the method of transportation was "barbaric".\r\n\r\nIpswich council officials were shocked when shown our photograph, which was passed to the Suffolk Gazette by US investigative newspaper <a href="http://www.theonion.com/" target="_blank">The Onion</a>.\r\n\r\n<b>Performing whale</b>\r\n\r\nA council insider said: "We did want a performing whale at the grand re-opening of the Broomhill lido - we thought it would make it go with a splash. But after seeing how the whale would be transported, we will likely vote to change our plans at our next meeting.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll probably ask Ipswich\'s former Olympic swimmer Karen Pickering to open it instead."\r\n\r\nOwners of the Splash \'N Dash marine park near Miami, which uses five killer whales for its main show, were confused by the uproar.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure what the fuss is about. The bags are perfectly safe for the whales, which go into a sort of hypnotic state when they are inside them.\r\n\r\n"These sort of tied bags had been used by funfairs for goldfish for years without any problems whatsoever - all we have done is scaled them up a bit. Have a nice day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Performing whale tied in bag for Suffolk trip', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'performing-whale', '', '', '2015-11-25 11:13:08', '2015-11-25 11:13:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2133', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2135, 1, '2015-11-25 11:02:51', '2015-11-25 11:02:51', '<b>A furious row broke out last night when it emerged a performing whale will be transported in a bag of water all the way from the USA for the re-opening of the open-air Broomhill Pool in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nA theme park in Florida is currently testing the huge bags on its captive orca whales to see which one is best suited for the long transatlantic journey to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill-566x377.jpg" alt="Captive whales in a bag" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2134" /></a></center><center><i>Whales in a bag being trialled for the UK trip</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe whales are scooped up into the bags, which are made of toughened plastic and tied at the top with large bands. They have just enough water and air to get by for a seven-hour trip on a cargo plane.\r\n\r\nStaff say once the most suitable whale is selected, it will be placed in the bag once a month to ensure it will be fully accustomed to it for the pool opening in 2018.\r\n\r\nBut animal welfare campaigners said using a performing whale to relaunch Broomhill, which is being refurbished after closing to the public in 2002, was a "dreadful" mistake - and the method of transportation was "barbaric".\r\n\r\nIpswich council officials were shocked when shown our photograph, which was passed to the Suffolk Gazette by US investigative newspaper <a href="http://www.theonion.com/" target="_blank">The Onion</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Performing whale</h2>\r\n\r\nA council insider said: "We did want a performing whale at the grand re-opening of the Broomhill lido - we thought it would make it go with a splash. But after seeing how the whale would be transported, we will probably vote to change our plans at our next meeting.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll probably ask former Olympic swimmer Karen Pickering to open it instead."\r\n\r\nOwners of the Splash \'N Dash theme park near Miami, which uses five orcas for its main show, were confused by the uproar.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure what the fuss is about. The bags are perfectly safe for the whales, which go into a sort of hypnotic state when they are inside them.\r\n\r\n"These sort of tied bags had been used by funfairs for goldfish for years without any problems whatsoever - all we have done is scaled them up a bit. Have a nice day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Performing whale tied in bag for Suffolk trip', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2133-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-25 11:02:51', '2015-11-25 11:02:51', '', 2133, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2133-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2136, 1, '2015-11-25 11:07:49', '2015-11-25 11:07:49', '<b>A furious row broke out last night when it emerged a performing whale will be transported in a bag of water all the way from the USA for the re-opening of the open-air Broomhill Pool in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nA marine park in Florida is currently testing the huge bags on its captive orca whales to see which one is best suited for the long transatlantic journey to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill-566x377.jpg" alt="Captive whales in a bag" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2134" /></a></center><center><i>Whales in a bag being trialled for the UK trip</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe killer whales are scooped up into the bags, which are made of toughened plastic and tied at the top with large bands. They have just enough water and air to get by for a seven-hour trip on a cargo plane.\r\n\r\nStaff say once the most suitable whale is selected, it will be placed in the bag once a month to ensure it will be fully accustomed to it for the pool opening in 2018.\r\n\r\nBut animal welfare campaigners said using a performing whale to relaunch Broomhill, which is being refurbished after closing to the public in 2002, was a "dreadful" mistake - and the method of transportation was "barbaric".\r\n\r\nIpswich council officials were shocked when shown our photograph, which was passed to the Suffolk Gazette by US investigative newspaper <a href="http://www.theonion.com/" target="_blank">The Onion</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Performing whale</h2>\r\n\r\nA council insider said: "We did want a performing whale at the grand re-opening of the Broomhill lido - we thought it would make it go with a splash. But after seeing how the whale would be transported, we will probably vote to change our plans at our next meeting.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll probably ask Ipswich\'s former Olympic swimmer Karen Pickering to open it instead."\r\n\r\nOwners of the Splash \'N Dash marine park near Miami, which uses five killer whales for its main show, were confused by the uproar.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure what the fuss is about. The bags are perfectly safe for the whales, which go into a sort of hypnotic state when they are inside them.\r\n\r\n"These sort of tied bags had been used by funfairs for goldfish for years without any problems whatsoever - all we have done is scaled them up a bit. Have a nice day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Performing whale tied in bag for Suffolk trip', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2133-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-25 11:07:49', '2015-11-25 11:07:49', '', 2133, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2133-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2137, 1, '2015-11-25 11:09:31', '2015-11-25 11:09:31', '<b>A furious row broke out last night when it emerged a performing whale will be transported in a bag of water all the way from the USA for the re-opening of the open-air Broomhill Pool in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nA marine park in Florida is currently testing the huge bags on its captive orca whales to see which one is best suited for the long transatlantic journey to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill-566x377.jpg" alt="Captive whales in a bag" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2134" /></a></center><center><i>Whales in a bag being trialled for the UK trip</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe killer whales are scooped up into the bags, which are made of toughened plastic and tied at the top with large bands. They have just enough water and air to get by for a seven-hour trip on a cargo plane.\r\n\r\nStaff say once the most suitable whale is selected, it will be placed in the bag once a month to ensure it will be fully accustomed to it for the pool opening in 2018.\r\n\r\nBut animal welfare campaigners said using a performing whale to relaunch Broomhill, which is being refurbished after closing to the public in 2002, was a "dreadful" mistake - and the method of transportation was "barbaric".\r\n\r\nIpswich council officials were shocked when shown our photograph, which was passed to the Suffolk Gazette by US investigative newspaper <a href="http://www.theonion.com/" target="_blank">The Onion</a>.\r\n\r\n<b>Performing whale</b>\r\n\r\nA council insider said: "We did want a performing whale at the grand re-opening of the Broomhill lido - we thought it would make it go with a splash. But after seeing how the whale would be transported, we will probably vote to change our plans at our next meeting.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll probably ask Ipswich\'s former Olympic swimmer Karen Pickering to open it instead."\r\n\r\nOwners of the Splash \'N Dash marine park near Miami, which uses five killer whales for its main show, were confused by the uproar.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure what the fuss is about. The bags are perfectly safe for the whales, which go into a sort of hypnotic state when they are inside them.\r\n\r\n"These sort of tied bags had been used by funfairs for goldfish for years without any problems whatsoever - all we have done is scaled them up a bit. Have a nice day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Performing whale tied in bag for Suffolk trip', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2133-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-25 11:09:31', '2015-11-25 11:09:31', '', 2133, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2133-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2138, 1, '2015-11-25 11:10:16', '2015-11-25 11:10:16', '<b>A furious row broke out last night when it emerged a performing whale will be transported in a bag of water all the way from the USA for the re-opening of the open-air Broomhill Pool in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nA marine park in Florida is currently testing the huge bags on its captive orca whales to see which one is best suited for the long transatlantic journey to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill-566x377.jpg" alt="Captive whales in a bag" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2134" /></a></center><center><i>Whales in a bag being trialled for the UK trip</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe killer whales are scooped up into the bags, which are made of toughened plastic and tied at the top with large bands. They have just enough water and air to get by for a seven-hour trip on a cargo plane.\r\n\r\nStaff say once the most suitable whale is selected, it will be placed in the bag once a month to ensure it will be fully accustomed to it for the long trip to the Suffolk pool opening in 2018.\r\n\r\nBut animal welfare campaigners said using a performing whale to relaunch Broomhill, which is being refurbished after closing to the public in 2002, was a "dreadful" mistake - and the method of transportation was "barbaric".\r\n\r\nIpswich council officials were shocked when shown our photograph, which was passed to the Suffolk Gazette by US investigative newspaper <a href="http://www.theonion.com/" target="_blank">The Onion</a>.\r\n\r\n<b>Performing whale</b>\r\n\r\nA council insider said: "We did want a performing whale at the grand re-opening of the Broomhill lido - we thought it would make it go with a splash. But after seeing how the whale would be transported, we will probably vote to change our plans at our next meeting.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll probably ask Ipswich\'s former Olympic swimmer Karen Pickering to open it instead."\r\n\r\nOwners of the Splash \'N Dash marine park near Miami, which uses five killer whales for its main show, were confused by the uproar.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure what the fuss is about. The bags are perfectly safe for the whales, which go into a sort of hypnotic state when they are inside them.\r\n\r\n"These sort of tied bags had been used by funfairs for goldfish for years without any problems whatsoever - all we have done is scaled them up a bit. Have a nice day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Performing whale tied in bag for Suffolk trip', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2133-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-25 11:10:16', '2015-11-25 11:10:16', '', 2133, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2133-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2139, 1, '2015-11-25 11:11:24', '2015-11-25 11:11:24', '<b>A furious row broke out last night when it emerged a performing whale will be transported in a bag of water all the way from the USA for the re-opening of the open-air Broomhill Pool in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nA marine park in Florida is currently testing the huge bags on its captive orca whales to see which one is best suited for the long transatlantic journey to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill-566x377.jpg" alt="Captive whales in a bag" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2134" /></a></center><center><i>Whales in a bag being trialled for the UK trip</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe killer whales are scooped up into the bags, which are made of toughened plastic and tied at the top with large bands. They have just enough water and air to get by for a seven-hour trip on a cargo plane.\r\n\r\nStaff say once the most suitable whale is selected, it will be placed in the bag once a month to ensure it will be fully accustomed to it for the long trip to the Suffolk pool opening in 2018.\r\n\r\nBut animal welfare campaigners said using a performing whale to relaunch Broomhill, which is being refurbished after closing to the public in 2002, was a "dreadful" mistake - and the method of transportation was "barbaric".\r\n\r\nIpswich council officials were shocked when shown our photograph, which was passed to the Suffolk Gazette by US investigative newspaper <a href="http://www.theonion.com/" target="_blank">The Onion</a>.\r\n\r\n<b>Performing whale</b>\r\n\r\nA council insider said: "We did want a performing whale at the grand re-opening of the Broomhill lido - we thought it would make it go with a splash. But after seeing how the whale would be transported, we will likely vote to change our plans at our next meeting.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll probably ask Ipswich\'s former Olympic swimmer Karen Pickering to open it instead."\r\n\r\nOwners of the Splash \'N Dash marine park near Miami, which uses five killer whales for its main show, were confused by the uproar.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure what the fuss is about. The bags are perfectly safe for the whales, which go into a sort of hypnotic state when they are inside them.\r\n\r\n"These sort of tied bags had been used by funfairs for goldfish for years without any problems whatsoever - all we have done is scaled them up a bit. Have a nice day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Performing whale tied in bag for Suffolk trip', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2133-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-25 11:11:24', '2015-11-25 11:11:24', '', 2133, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2133-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2140, 1, '2015-11-25 11:12:57', '2015-11-25 11:12:57', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy SuA furious row broke out last night when it emerged a performing whale will be transported in a bag of water all the way from the USA for the re-opening of the open-air Broomhill Pool in Ipswich.</b>\n\nA marine park in Florida is currently testing the huge bags on its captive orca whales to see which one is best suited for the long transatlantic journey to Suffolk.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill-566x377.jpg" alt="Captive whales in a bag" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2134" /></a></center><center><i>Whales in a bag being trialled for the UK trip</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe killer whales are scooped up into the bags, which are made of toughened plastic and tied at the top with large bands. They have just enough water and air to get by for a seven-hour trip on a cargo plane.\n\nStaff say once the most suitable whale is selected, it will be placed in the bag once a month to ensure it will be fully accustomed to it for the long trip to the Suffolk pool opening in 2018.\n\nBut animal welfare campaigners said using a performing whale to relaunch Broomhill, which is being refurbished after closing to the public in 2002, was a "dreadful" mistake - and the method of transportation was "barbaric".\n\nIpswich council officials were shocked when shown our photograph, which was passed to the Suffolk Gazette by US investigative newspaper <a href="http://www.theonion.com/" target="_blank">The Onion</a>.\n\n<b>Performing whale</b>\n\nA council insider said: "We did want a performing whale at the grand re-opening of the Broomhill lido - we thought it would make it go with a splash. But after seeing how the whale would be transported, we will likely vote to change our plans at our next meeting.\n\n"We\'ll probably ask Ipswich\'s former Olympic swimmer Karen Pickering to open it instead."\n\nOwners of the Splash \'N Dash marine park near Miami, which uses five killer whales for its main show, were confused by the uproar.\n\n"We\'re not sure what the fuss is about. The bags are perfectly safe for the whales, which go into a sort of hypnotic state when they are inside them.\n\n"These sort of tied bags had been used by funfairs for goldfish for years without any problems whatsoever - all we have done is scaled them up a bit. Have a nice day."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Performing whale tied in bag for Suffolk trip', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2133-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-11-25 11:12:57', '2015-11-25 11:12:57', '', 2133, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2133-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2141, 1, '2015-11-25 11:13:08', '2015-11-25 11:13:08', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA furious row broke out last night when it emerged a performing whale will be transported in a bag of water all the way from the USA for the re-opening of the open-air Broomhill Pool in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nA marine park in Florida is currently testing the huge bags on its captive orca whales to see which one is best suited for the long transatlantic journey to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/whales-broomhill-566x377.jpg" alt="Captive whales in a bag" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2134" /></a></center><center><i>Whales in a bag being trialled for the UK trip</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe killer whales are scooped up into the bags, which are made of toughened plastic and tied at the top with large bands. They have just enough water and air to get by for a seven-hour trip on a cargo plane.\r\n\r\nStaff say once the most suitable whale is selected, it will be placed in the bag once a month to ensure it will be fully accustomed to it for the long trip to the Suffolk pool opening in 2018.\r\n\r\nBut animal welfare campaigners said using a performing whale to relaunch Broomhill, which is being refurbished after closing to the public in 2002, was a "dreadful" mistake - and the method of transportation was "barbaric".\r\n\r\nIpswich council officials were shocked when shown our photograph, which was passed to the Suffolk Gazette by US investigative newspaper <a href="http://www.theonion.com/" target="_blank">The Onion</a>.\r\n\r\n<b>Performing whale</b>\r\n\r\nA council insider said: "We did want a performing whale at the grand re-opening of the Broomhill lido - we thought it would make it go with a splash. But after seeing how the whale would be transported, we will likely vote to change our plans at our next meeting.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll probably ask Ipswich\'s former Olympic swimmer Karen Pickering to open it instead."\r\n\r\nOwners of the Splash \'N Dash marine park near Miami, which uses five killer whales for its main show, were confused by the uproar.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure what the fuss is about. The bags are perfectly safe for the whales, which go into a sort of hypnotic state when they are inside them.\r\n\r\n"These sort of tied bags had been used by funfairs for goldfish for years without any problems whatsoever - all we have done is scaled them up a bit. Have a nice day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Performing whale tied in bag for Suffolk trip', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2133-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-25 11:13:08', '2015-11-25 11:13:08', '', 2133, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2133-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2151, 1, '2015-11-27 11:18:56', '2015-11-27 11:18:56', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge will be the unlikely star of a major multi-million pound campaign to promote tourism in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe local radio presenter was chosen after county council chiefs realised there were no other Norfolkians capable of attracting any visitors at all.\r\n\r\nLimited options included dour Norwich City football manager Alex Neil, who is currently fighting a grim relegation campaign, former Hi-de-Hi! actress Ruth Madoc, who was born in Norwich before escaping to Wales, and American blues musician Seasick Steve, who inexplicably left California to live somewhere in south Norfolk.\r\n\r\nPartridge was deemed to be the most suitable candidate because he is at least recognisable across Britain - even though he is a laughing stock. And not real.\r\n\r\nNorfolk tourism officials have already begun shooting their first advert, featuring Partridge on a pleasure boat on the Norfolk Broads.\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive photo, leaked to the Suffolk Gazette, raises fears it may not be an instant success.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads-566x377.jpg" alt="alan-partridge-norfolk-broads" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2154" /></a></center><center><i>Smell my cheese: Partridge enjoying the Norfolk Broads</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOther plans for advert shoots include Partridge catching crabs in Cromer after a night out, and touring the Bernard Matthews turkey factory.\r\n\r\nA tourism insider insisted: "The British public will take Alan Partridge seriously and we expect to see great results from our campaign.\r\n\r\n"We need to stop everyone going to Suffolk instead."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'A-ha! Alan Partridge fronts Norfolk tourist campaign', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'alan-partridge-norfolk', '', '', '2015-11-27 11:29:17', '2015-11-27 11:29:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2151', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2155, 1, '2015-11-27 11:11:01', '2015-11-27 11:11:01', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge will be the unlikely star of a major multi-million pound campaign to promote tourism in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe local radio presenter was chosen after county council chiefs realised there were no other Norfolkians capable of attracting any visitors at all.\r\n\r\nLimited options included dour Norwich City football manager Alex Neil, who is currently fighting a grim relegation campaign, former Hi-de-Hi! actress Ruth Madoc who was born in Norwich before escaping to Wales, and American blues musician Seasick Steve, who inexplicably lives somewhere in south Norfolk.\r\n\r\nPartridge was deemed to be the best candidate because he is the most recognisable across Britain - even though he is a laughing stock. And not real.\r\n\r\nNorfolk tourism officials have already begun shooting their first campaign, featuring Partridge on a pleasure boat on the Norfolk Broads.\r\n\r\nThey believe the advert will attract tens of thousands to the area, although this photo, leaked to the Suffolk Gazette, raises fears it may not be an instant success.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads-566x377.jpg" alt="alan-partridge-norfolk-broads" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2154" /></a></center><center><i>Smell my cheese: Partridge enjoying the Norfolk Broads</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOther plans include Partridge catching crabs in Cromer after a night out, and touring the Bernard Matthews turkey factory.\r\n\r\nA tourism insider insisted: "The British public will take Alan Partridge seriously and we expect to see great results from our campaign."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'A-ha! Alan Partridge fronts Norfolk tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2151-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-27 11:11:01', '2015-11-27 11:11:01', '', 2151, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2151-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2156, 1, '2015-11-27 11:18:56', '2015-11-27 11:18:56', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge will be the unlikely star of a major multi-million pound campaign to promote tourism in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe local radio presenter was chosen after county council chiefs realised there were no other Norfolkians capable of attracting any visitors at all.\r\n\r\nLimited options included dour Norwich City football manager Alex Neil, who is currently fighting a grim relegation campaign, former Hi-de-Hi! actress Ruth Madoc who was born in Norwich before escaping to Wales, and American blues musician Seasick Steve, who inexplicably left California to live somewhere in south Norfolk.\r\n\r\nPartridge was deemed to be the most suitable candidate because he is at least recognisable across Britain - even though he is a laughing stock. And not real.\r\n\r\nNorfolk tourism officials have already begun shooting their first advert, featuring Partridge on a pleasure boat on the Norfolk Broads.\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive photo, leaked to the Suffolk Gazette, raises fears it may not be an instant success.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads-566x377.jpg" alt="alan-partridge-norfolk-broads" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2154" /></a></center><center><i>Smell my cheese: Partridge enjoying the Norfolk Broads</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOther plans fpr advert shoots include Partridge catching crabs in Cromer after a night out, and touring the Bernard Matthews turkey factory.\r\n\r\nA tourism insider insisted: "The British public will take Alan Partridge seriously and we expect to see great results from our campaign.\r\n\r\n"We need to stop everyone going to Suffolk instead."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'A-ha! Alan Partridge fronts Norfolk tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2151-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-27 11:18:56', '2015-11-27 11:18:56', '', 2151, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2151-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2157, 1, '2015-11-27 11:19:47', '2015-11-27 11:19:47', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge will be the unlikely star of a major multi-million pound campaign to promote tourism in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe local radio presenter was chosen after county council chiefs realised there were no other Norfolkians capable of attracting any visitors at all.\r\n\r\nLimited options included dour Norwich City football manager Alex Neil, who is currently fighting a grim relegation campaign, former Hi-de-Hi! actress Ruth Madoc who was born in Norwich before escaping to Wales, and American blues musician Seasick Steve, who inexplicably left California to live somewhere in south Norfolk.\r\n\r\nPartridge was deemed to be the most suitable candidate because he is at least recognisable across Britain - even though he is a laughing stock. And not real.\r\n\r\nNorfolk tourism officials have already begun shooting their first advert, featuring Partridge on a pleasure boat on the Norfolk Broads.\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive photo, leaked to the Suffolk Gazette, raises fears it may not be an instant success.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads-566x377.jpg" alt="alan-partridge-norfolk-broads" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2154" /></a></center><center><i>Smell my cheese: Partridge enjoying the Norfolk Broads</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOther plans fpr advert shoots include Partridge catching crabs in Cromer after a night out, and touring the Bernard Matthews turkey factory.\r\n\r\nA tourism insider insisted: "The British public will take Alan Partridge seriously and we expect to see great results from our campaign.\r\n\r\n"We need to stop everyone going to Suffolk instead."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'A-ha! Alan Partridge fronts Norfolk tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2151-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-27 11:19:47', '2015-11-27 11:19:47', '', 2151, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2151-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2158, 1, '2015-11-27 11:20:39', '2015-11-27 11:20:39', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge will be the unlikely star of a major multi-million pound campaign to promote tourism in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe local radio presenter was chosen after county council chiefs realised there were no other Norfolkians capable of attracting any visitors at all.\r\n\r\nLimited options included dour Norwich City football manager Alex Neil, who is currently fighting a grim relegation campaign, former Hi-de-Hi! actress Ruth Madoc who was born in Norwich before escaping to Wales, and American blues musician Seasick Steve, who inexplicably left California to live somewhere in south Norfolk.\r\n\r\nPartridge was deemed to be the most suitable candidate because he is at least recognisable across Britain - even though he is a laughing stock. And not real.\r\n\r\nNorfolk tourism officials have already begun shooting their first advert, featuring Partridge on a pleasure boat on the Norfolk Broads.\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive photo, leaked to the Suffolk Gazette, raises fears it may not be an instant success.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads-566x377.jpg" alt="alan-partridge-norfolk-broads" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2154" /></a></center><center><i>Smell my cheese: Partridge enjoying the Norfolk Broads</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOther plans for advert shoots include Partridge catching crabs in Cromer after a night out, and touring the Bernard Matthews turkey factory.\r\n\r\nA tourism insider insisted: "The British public will take Alan Partridge seriously and we expect to see great results from our campaign.\r\n\r\n"We need to stop everyone going to Suffolk instead."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'A-ha! Alan Partridge fronts Norfolk tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2151-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-27 11:20:39', '2015-11-27 11:20:39', '', 2151, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2151-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2159, 1, '2015-11-27 11:29:17', '2015-11-27 11:29:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge will be the unlikely star of a major multi-million pound campaign to promote tourism in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe local radio presenter was chosen after county council chiefs realised there were no other Norfolkians capable of attracting any visitors at all.\r\n\r\nLimited options included dour Norwich City football manager Alex Neil, who is currently fighting a grim relegation campaign, former Hi-de-Hi! actress Ruth Madoc, who was born in Norwich before escaping to Wales, and American blues musician Seasick Steve, who inexplicably left California to live somewhere in south Norfolk.\r\n\r\nPartridge was deemed to be the most suitable candidate because he is at least recognisable across Britain - even though he is a laughing stock. And not real.\r\n\r\nNorfolk tourism officials have already begun shooting their first advert, featuring Partridge on a pleasure boat on the Norfolk Broads.\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive photo, leaked to the Suffolk Gazette, raises fears it may not be an instant success.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads-566x377.jpg" alt="alan-partridge-norfolk-broads" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2154" /></a></center><center><i>Smell my cheese: Partridge enjoying the Norfolk Broads</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOther plans for advert shoots include Partridge catching crabs in Cromer after a night out, and touring the Bernard Matthews turkey factory.\r\n\r\nA tourism insider insisted: "The British public will take Alan Partridge seriously and we expect to see great results from our campaign.\r\n\r\n"We need to stop everyone going to Suffolk instead."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'A-ha! Alan Partridge fronts Norfolk tourist campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2151-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-27 11:29:17', '2015-11-27 11:29:17', '', 2151, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2151-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2160, 1, '2015-11-27 12:08:23', '2015-11-27 12:08:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/black-friday-rubbish-e1511540890989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/black-friday-rubbish-e1511540890989.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="531" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7880" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>So-called respectable online news organisations were today publishing any old rubbish in the hope of enticing readers to click on profitable Black Friday adverts.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe shameless websites were running stories with apparently no thought at all in an attempt to attract traffic that would be easily influenced to click on a bargain.\r\n\r\nOne news website even wrote a story about other news websites publishing any old rubbish.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA media source said: "With competition for eyeballs so high, and with readers\' attention diverted to picking up Black Friday bargains, publishers are resorting to publishing the first thing that comes into their heads.\r\n\r\n"Readers open up the story and realise they have been duped - but before they close their browser, they see a Black Friday advert and they just can\'t help themselves.\r\n\r\n"They click it and the publisher gets paid a princely sum."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British News Website Standards Authority, of which the Suffolk Gazette is a founding (and only) member, said: "The notion that sites are running any old rubbish today in order to attract lucrative eyeballs on Black Friday is nonsense.\r\n\r\n"The Suffolk Gazette does this every day."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette editor was unavailable for comment, because he was "at a meeting" in the pub.\r\n\r\nCynics suspect he is only down the pub because readers have unwittingly been clicking on ads, or have <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">finally been finally bamBOOZEled into buying him a pint</a>.\r\n\r\nA source at the paper did, however, concede that this very story was the third Black Friday story that the Suffolk Gazette had been peddling on social media today.\r\n\r\n"We like to keep readers up to speed with important issues such as this," the source added.', 'Sites publish any old rubbish on Black Friday', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'black-friday', '', '', '2017-11-24 16:40:07', '2017-11-24 16:40:07', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2160', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2162, 1, '2015-11-27 12:06:14', '2015-11-27 12:06:14', '<b>So-called respectable online news organisations were today publishing any old rubbish in the hope of enticing readers to click on profitable Black Friday adverts.</b>\r\n\r\nThe shameless websites were running stories with apparently no thought at all in an attempt to attract traffic that would be easily persuaded to spot a deal.\r\n\r\nOne news website even wrote a story about websites publishing any old rubbish.\r\n\r\nA media source said: "With competition for eyeballs so high, and with readers\' attention diverted to picking up a Black Friday bargains, publishers are resorting to publishing the first thing that comes into their heads.\r\n\r\n"Readers open up the story and realise they have been duped - but before they close their browser, they see a Black Friday advert and they just can\'t help themselves. They click it and the publisher gets paid."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British News Website Standards Authority, of which the Suffolk Gazette is a founding (and only) member, said: "The notion that sites are running any old rubbish today in order to attract eyeballs is nonsense.\r\n\r\n"The Suffolk Gazette does this every day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Sites publish any old rubbish on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2160-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-27 12:06:14', '2015-11-27 12:06:14', '', 2160, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2163, 1, '2015-11-27 12:08:23', '2015-11-27 12:08:23', '<b>So-called respectable online news organisations were today publishing any old rubbish in the hope of enticing readers to click on profitable Black Friday adverts.</b>\r\n\r\nThe shameless websites were running stories with apparently no thought at all in an attempt to attract traffic that would be easily persuaded to spot a deal.\r\n\r\nOne news website even wrote a story about other news websites publishing any old rubbish.\r\n\r\nA media source said: "With competition for eyeballs so high, and with readers\' attention diverted to picking up a Black Friday bargains, publishers are resorting to publishing the first thing that comes into their heads.\r\n\r\n"Readers open up the story and realise they have been duped - but before they close their browser, they see a Black Friday advert and they just can\'t help themselves. They click it and the publisher gets paid a princely sum."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British News Website Standards Authority, of which the Suffolk Gazette is a founding (and only) member, said: "The notion that sites are running any old rubbish today in order to attract lucrative eyeballs on Black Friday is nonsense.\r\n\r\n"The Suffolk Gazette does this every day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Sites publish any old rubbish on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2160-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-27 12:08:23', '2015-11-27 12:08:23', '', 2160, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2164, 1, '2017-11-24 16:39:40', '2017-11-24 16:39:40', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/black-friday-rubbish-e1511540890989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/black-friday-rubbish-e1511540890989.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="531" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7880" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>So-called respectable online news organisations were today publishing any old rubbish in the hope of enticing readers to click on profitable Black Friday adverts.</strong>\n\nThe shameless websites were running stories with apparently no thought at all in an attempt to attract traffic that would be easily influenced to click on a bargain.\n\nOne news website even wrote a story about other news websites publishing any old rubbish.\n\n\n\nA media source said: "With competition for eyeballs so high, and with readers\' attention diverted to picking up Black Friday bargains, publishers are resorting to publishing the first thing that comes into their heads.\n\n"Readers open up the story and realise they have been duped - but before they close their browser, they see a Black Friday advert and they just can\'t help themselves.\n\n"They click it and the publisher gets paid a princely sum."\n\nBut a spokesman for the British News Website Standards Authority, of which the Suffolk Gazette is a founding (and only) member, said: "The notion that sites are running any old rubbish today in order to attract lucrative eyeballs on Black Friday is nonsense.\n\n"The Suffolk Gazette does this every day."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette editor was unavailable for comment, because he was "at a meeting" in the pub.\n\nCynics suspect he is only down the pub because readers have unwittingly been clicking on ads, or have <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">finally been finally bamBOOZEled into buying him a pint</a>.\n\nA source at the paper did, however, concede that this very story was the third Black Friday story that the Suffolk Gazette had been peddling on social media today.\n\n"', 'Sites publish any old rubbish on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2160-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 16:39:40', '2017-11-24 16:39:40', '', 2160, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2160-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2165, 1, '2015-11-27 12:14:17', '2015-11-27 12:14:17', '<b>So-called respectable online news organisations were today publishing any old rubbish in the hope of enticing readers to click on profitable Black Friday adverts.</b>\r\n\r\nThe shameless websites were running stories with apparently no thought at all in an attempt to attract traffic that would be easily influenced to click on a bargain.\r\n\r\nOne news website even wrote a story about other news websites publishing any old rubbish.\r\n\r\nA media source said: "With competition for eyeballs so high, and with readers\' attention diverted to picking up a Black Friday bargains, publishers are resorting to publishing the first thing that comes into their heads.\r\n\r\n"Readers open up the story and realise they have been duped - but before they close their browser, they see a Black Friday advert and they just can\'t help themselves. They click it and the publisher gets paid a princely sum."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British News Website Standards Authority, of which the Suffolk Gazette is a founding (and only) member, said: "The notion that sites are running any old rubbish today in order to attract lucrative eyeballs on Black Friday is nonsense.\r\n\r\n"The Suffolk Gazette does this every day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Sites publish any old rubbish on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2160-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-27 12:14:17', '2015-11-27 12:14:17', '', 2160, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2166, 1, '2015-11-27 12:16:05', '2015-11-27 12:16:05', '<b>\r\nBy Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)\r\n\r\nSo-called respectable online news organisations were today publishing any old rubbish in the hope of enticing readers to click on profitable Black Friday adverts.</b>\r\n\r\nThe shameless websites were running stories with apparently no thought at all in an attempt to attract traffic that would be easily influenced to click on a bargain.\r\n\r\nOne news website even wrote a story about other news websites publishing any old rubbish.\r\n\r\nA media source said: "With competition for eyeballs so high, and with readers\' attention diverted to picking up a Black Friday bargains, publishers are resorting to publishing the first thing that comes into their heads.\r\n\r\n"Readers open up the story and realise they have been duped - but before they close their browser, they see a Black Friday advert and they just can\'t help themselves. They click it and the publisher gets paid a princely sum."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British News Website Standards Authority, of which the Suffolk Gazette is a founding (and only) member, said: "The notion that sites are running any old rubbish today in order to attract lucrative eyeballs on Black Friday is nonsense.\r\n\r\n"The Suffolk Gazette does this every day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Sites publish any old rubbish on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2160-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-27 12:16:05', '2015-11-27 12:16:05', '', 2160, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2167, 1, '2015-11-27 12:27:03', '2015-11-27 12:27:03', '<b>\r\nBy Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)\r\n\r\nSo-called respectable online news organisations were today publishing any old rubbish in the hope of enticing readers to click on profitable Black Friday adverts.</b>\r\n\r\nThe shameless websites were running stories with apparently no thought at all in an attempt to attract traffic that would be easily influenced to click on a bargain.\r\n\r\nOne news website even wrote a story about other news websites publishing any old rubbish.\r\n\r\nA media source said: "With competition for eyeballs so high, and with readers\' attention diverted to picking up Black Friday bargains, publishers are resorting to publishing the first thing that comes into their heads.\r\n\r\n"Readers open up the story and realise they have been duped - but before they close their browser, they see a Black Friday advert and they just can\'t help themselves. They click it and the publisher gets paid a princely sum."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British News Website Standards Authority, of which the Suffolk Gazette is a founding (and only) member, said: "The notion that sites are running any old rubbish today in order to attract lucrative eyeballs on Black Friday is nonsense.\r\n\r\n"The Suffolk Gazette does this every day."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Sites publish any old rubbish on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2160-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-27 12:27:03', '2015-11-27 12:27:03', '', 2160, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2173, 1, '2015-11-30 08:56:37', '2015-11-30 08:56:37', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Evan Elpuss\r\nReligious Affairs Editor\r\n\r\nA leading book publisher has torn up its contract with God because he has not produced any new material for over 2,000 years.</b>\r\n\r\nBiblical Publications Corp., based in Laxfield, Suffolk, became increasingly concerned God had not written a thing since his debut blockbuster featuring the Old and New Testaments.\r\n\r\nThey were also frustrated he had not bothered making and public appearances recently.\r\n\r\nChief executive Ronnie Wilson fumed: "We had a contract in place for five books, but after the success of the Bible, God seems to have got writer\'s block.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think he would have loads of ideas to work with, especially as - and this is between you and I - most of it was made up anyway.\r\n\r\n"In the end he stopped taking our calls and our letters were returned unopened. He might think he is the supreme being and ruler of all moral authority, but we sacked him for being lazy."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for God said he was upset but not surprised by the Suffolk publisher\'s decision.\r\n\r\n"He realises over 2,000 years is quite a long time to wait for a new book - but he has been quite busy recently.\r\n\r\n"Biblical Publications Corp. is entitled to take a stand - but we should point out it religiously makes a healthy profit each year with royalties from the first book."\r\n\r\nOne disappointed local fan of the Bible series, Mavis Callaghan, 78, of Framlingham, said: "I enjoyed God\'s first book and have been searching Amazon for his new book, but to no avail.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a miracle his contract was not torn up years ago."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk publisher sacks \'lazy\' God', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'god-sacked', '', '', '2015-11-30 09:01:57', '2015-11-30 09:01:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2173', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2175, 1, '2015-11-30 08:56:37', '2015-11-30 08:56:37', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Evan Elpuss\r\nReligious Affairs Editor\r\n\r\nA leading book publisher has torn up its contract with God because he has not produced any new material for over 2,000 years.</b>\r\n\r\nBiblical Publications Corp., based in Laxfield, Suffolk, became increasingly concerned God had not written a thing since his debut blockbuster featuring the Old and New Testaments.\r\n\r\nThey were also frustrated he had not bothered making and public appearances recently.\r\n\r\nChief executive Ronnie Wilson fumed: "We had a contract in place for five books, but after the success of the Bible, God seems to have got writer\'s block.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think he would have loads of ideas to work with, especially as - and this is between you and I - most of it was made up anyway.\r\n\r\n"In the end he stopped taking our calls and our letters were returned unopened. He might think he is the supreme being and ruler of all moral authority, but we sacked him for being lazy."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for God said he was upset but not surprised by the Suffolk publisher\'s decision.\r\n\r\n"He realises over 2,000 years is quite a long time to wait for a new book - but he has been quite busy recently.\r\n\r\n"Biblical Publications Corp. is entitled to take a stand - but we should point out it religiously makes a healthy profit each year with royalties from the first book."\r\n\r\nOne disappointed local fan of the Bible series, Mavis Callaghan, 78, of Framlingham, said: "I enjoyed God\'s first book and have been searching Amazon for his new book, but to no avail.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a miracle his contract was not torn up years ago."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk publisher sacks \'lazy\' God', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2173-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-30 08:56:37', '2015-11-30 08:56:37', '', 2173, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2173-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2176, 1, '2015-11-30 09:01:31', '2015-11-30 09:01:31', '<b>\nBy Evan Elpuss\nReligious Affairs Editor\n\nA leading book publisher has torn up its contract with God because he has not produced any new material for over 2,000 years.</b>\n\nBiblical Publications Corp., based in Laxfield, Suffolk, became increasingly concerned God had not written a thing since his debut blockbuster featuring the Old and New Testaments.\n\nThey were also frustrated he had not bothered making and public appearances recently.\n\nChief executive Ronnie Wilson fumed: "We had a contract in place for five books, but after the success of the Bible, God seems to have got writer\'s block.\n\n"You\'d think he would have loads of ideas to work with, especially as - and this is between you and I - most of it was made up anyway.\n\n"In the end he stopped taking our calls and our letters were returned unopened. He might think he is the supreme being and ruler of all moral authority, but we sacked him for being lazy."\n\nA spokesman for God said he was upset but not surprised by the Suffolk publisher\'s decision.\n\n"He realises over 2,000 years is quite a long time to wait for a new book - but he has been quite busy recently.\n\n"Biblical Publications Corp. is entitled to take a stand - but we should point out it religiously makes a healthy profit each year with royalties from the first book."\n\nOne disappointed local fan of the Bible series, Mavis Callaghan, 78, of Framlingham, said: "I enjoyed God\'s first book and have been searching Amazon for his new book, but to no avail.\n\n"It\'s a miracle his contract was not torn up years ago."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk publisher sacks \'lazy\' God', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2173-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-11-30 09:01:31', '2015-11-30 09:01:31', '', 2173, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2173-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2177, 1, '2015-11-30 09:01:57', '2015-11-30 09:01:57', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Evan Elpuss\r\nReligious Affairs Editor\r\n\r\nA leading book publisher has torn up its contract with God because he has not produced any new material for over 2,000 years.</b>\r\n\r\nBiblical Publications Corp., based in Laxfield, Suffolk, became increasingly concerned God had not written a thing since his debut blockbuster featuring the Old and New Testaments.\r\n\r\nThey were also frustrated he had not bothered making and public appearances recently.\r\n\r\nChief executive Ronnie Wilson fumed: "We had a contract in place for five books, but after the success of the Bible, God seems to have got writer\'s block.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think he would have loads of ideas to work with, especially as - and this is between you and I - most of it was made up anyway.\r\n\r\n"In the end he stopped taking our calls and our letters were returned unopened. He might think he is the supreme being and ruler of all moral authority, but we sacked him for being lazy."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for God said he was upset but not surprised by the Suffolk publisher\'s decision.\r\n\r\n"He realises over 2,000 years is quite a long time to wait for a new book - but he has been quite busy recently.\r\n\r\n"Biblical Publications Corp. is entitled to take a stand - but we should point out it religiously makes a healthy profit each year with royalties from the first book."\r\n\r\nOne disappointed local fan of the Bible series, Mavis Callaghan, 78, of Framlingham, said: "I enjoyed God\'s first book and have been searching Amazon for his new book, but to no avail.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a miracle his contract was not torn up years ago."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk publisher sacks \'lazy\' God', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2173-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-30 09:01:57', '2015-11-30 09:01:57', '', 2173, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2173-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2182, 1, '2015-12-01 08:41:03', '2015-12-01 08:41:03', '<b>An Ipswich couple whose delux water bed burst during a moment of passion are taking legal action for damages.</b>\r\n\r\nBen and Sofia Darlington, of Corder Road, fell through their bedroom ceiling onto the kitchen table below when the bed suddenly "exploded".\r\n\r\nThousands of gallons of water poured into the kitchen, blowing all the electricity circuits with a terrifying bang.\r\n\r\nThe drama was heard by passing postman Jim Keeble, who looked through the kitchen to see if anyone was hurt.\r\n\r\nHe saw Mrs Darlington, 32, laying naked across the table with her husband, 34, slumped over her wearing a Superman top and mask. The shocked postie is now off work for counselling.\r\n\r\nLuckily the Darlingtons were unhurt, but they are now suing water bed maker Watership Eiderdown for damages.\r\n\r\nMr Darlington, who works at Willis, said: "We only got the bed on Saturday and made sure we followed the assembly instructions to the letter.\r\n\r\nOn Monday morning we woke up and had a cuddle. One thing led to another, and just at the worst moment the bed burst.\r\n\r\n"I like to think I can make the earth move, but this was ridiculous."\r\n\r\nThe couple are suing for thousands of pounds for repairs to the kitchen ceiling, redecorating, and their semi-detached house\'s electrics.\r\n\r\nThey are also seeking damages for the emotional stress they suffered when the postmen saw them spreadeagled naked on the kitchen table.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Watership Eiderdown said: "Our engineers are investigating. However, we believe the customers overfilled the bed."\r\n\r\nAsked if he was confident the company would win a court battle, he said: "We\'re quite buoyant."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Water bed \'exploded\' as couple romped', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'water-bed-exploded', '', '', '2015-12-02 09:01:34', '2015-12-02 09:01:34', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2182', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2183, 1, '2015-12-01 08:28:19', '2015-12-01 08:28:19', '<b>An Ipswich couple whose delux water bed burst during a moment of passion are taking legal action for damages.</b>\r\n\r\nBen and Sofia Darlington, of Corder Road, fell through their bedroom ceiling onto the kitchen table below when the bed suddenly "exploded".\r\n\r\nThousands of gallons of water poured into the kitchen, blowing all the electricity circuits with a terrifying bang.\r\n\r\nThe drama was heard by passing postman Jim Keeble, who looked through the kitchen to see if anyone was hurt.\r\n\r\nHe saw Mrs Darlington, 32, laying naked across the table with her husband, 34, slumped over her wearing a Superman top and mask. The shocked postie is now off work for counselling.\r\n\r\nLuckily the Darlingtons were unhurt, but they are now suing water bed make Watership Eiderdown for damages.\r\n\r\nMr Darlington, who works at Willis, said: "We only got the bed on Saturday and made sure we followed the assembly instructions to the letter.\r\n\r\nOn Monday morning we woke up and had a cuddle. One thing led to another, and just at the worst moment the bed burst.\r\n\r\n"I like to think I can make the earth move, but this was ridiculous."\r\n\r\nThe couple are suing for thousands of pounds for repairs to the kitchen ceiling, redecorating, and their semi-detached house\'s electrics.\r\n\r\nThey are also seeking damages for the emotional stress they suffered when the postmen saw them spreadeagled naked on the kitchen table.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Watership Eiderdown said: "Our engineers are investigating. However, we believe the customers overfilled the bed."\r\n\r\nAsked if he was confident the company would win a court battle, he said: "We\'re quite buoyant."', 'Water bed \'exploded\' as couple romped', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2182-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-01 08:28:19', '2015-12-01 08:28:19', '', 2182, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2182-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2185, 1, '2015-12-01 08:44:22', '2015-12-01 08:44:22', '<b>An Ipswich couple whose delux water bed burst during a moment of passion are taking legal action for damages.</b>\n\nBen and Sofia Darlington, of Corder Road, fell through their bedroom ceiling onto the kitchen table below when the bed suddenly "exploded".\n\nThousands of gallons of water poured into the kitchen, blowing all the electricity circuits with a terrifying bang.\n\nThe drama was heard by passing postman Jim Keeble, who looked through the kitchen to see if anyone was hurt.\n\nHe saw Mrs Darlington, 32, laying naked across the table with her husband, 34, slumped over her wearing a Superman top and mask. The shocked postie is now off work for counselling.\n\nLuckily the Darlingtons were unhurt, but they are now suing water bed maker Watership Eiderdown for damages.\n\nMr Darlington, who works at Willis, said: "We only got the bed on Saturday and made sure we followed the assembly instructions to the letter.\n\nOn Monday morning we woke up and had a cuddle. One thing led to another, and just at the worst moment the bed burst.\n\n"I like to think I can make the earth move, but this was ridiculous."\n\nThe couple are suing for thousands of pounds for repairs to the kitchen ceiling, redecorating, and their semi-detached house\'s electrics.\n\nThey are also seeking damages for the emotional stress they suffered when the postmen saw them spreadeagled naked on the kitchen table.\n\nA spokesman for Watership Eiderdown said: "Our engineers are investigating. However, we believe the customers overfilled the bed."\n\nAsked if he was confident the company would win a court battle, he said: "We\'re quite buoyant."', 'Water bed \'exploded\' as couple romped', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2182-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-12-01 08:44:22', '2015-12-01 08:44:22', '', 2182, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2182-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2186, 1, '2015-12-01 08:44:32', '2015-12-01 08:44:32', '<b>An Ipswich couple whose delux water bed burst during a moment of passion are taking legal action for damages.</b>\r\n\r\nBen and Sofia Darlington, of Corder Road, fell through their bedroom ceiling onto the kitchen table below when the bed suddenly "exploded".\r\n\r\nThousands of gallons of water poured into the kitchen, blowing all the electricity circuits with a terrifying bang.\r\n\r\nThe drama was heard by passing postman Jim Keeble, who looked through the kitchen to see if anyone was hurt.\r\n\r\nHe saw Mrs Darlington, 32, laying naked across the table with her husband, 34, slumped over her wearing a Superman top and mask. The shocked postie is now off work for counselling.\r\n\r\nLuckily the Darlingtons were unhurt, but they are now suing water bed maker Watership Eiderdown for damages.\r\n\r\nMr Darlington, who works at Willis, said: "We only got the bed on Saturday and made sure we followed the assembly instructions to the letter.\r\n\r\nOn Monday morning we woke up and had a cuddle. One thing led to another, and just at the worst moment the bed burst.\r\n\r\n"I like to think I can make the earth move, but this was ridiculous."\r\n\r\nThe couple are suing for thousands of pounds for repairs to the kitchen ceiling, redecorating, and their semi-detached house\'s electrics.\r\n\r\nThey are also seeking damages for the emotional stress they suffered when the postmen saw them spreadeagled naked on the kitchen table.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Watership Eiderdown said: "Our engineers are investigating. However, we believe the customers overfilled the bed."\r\n\r\nAsked if he was confident the company would win a court battle, he said: "We\'re quite buoyant."', 'Water bed \'exploded\' as couple romped', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2182-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-01 08:44:32', '2015-12-01 08:44:32', '', 2182, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2182-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2187, 1, '2015-12-02 09:01:34', '2015-12-02 09:01:34', '<b>An Ipswich couple whose delux water bed burst during a moment of passion are taking legal action for damages.</b>\r\n\r\nBen and Sofia Darlington, of Corder Road, fell through their bedroom ceiling onto the kitchen table below when the bed suddenly "exploded".\r\n\r\nThousands of gallons of water poured into the kitchen, blowing all the electricity circuits with a terrifying bang.\r\n\r\nThe drama was heard by passing postman Jim Keeble, who looked through the kitchen to see if anyone was hurt.\r\n\r\nHe saw Mrs Darlington, 32, laying naked across the table with her husband, 34, slumped over her wearing a Superman top and mask. The shocked postie is now off work for counselling.\r\n\r\nLuckily the Darlingtons were unhurt, but they are now suing water bed maker Watership Eiderdown for damages.\r\n\r\nMr Darlington, who works at Willis, said: "We only got the bed on Saturday and made sure we followed the assembly instructions to the letter.\r\n\r\nOn Monday morning we woke up and had a cuddle. One thing led to another, and just at the worst moment the bed burst.\r\n\r\n"I like to think I can make the earth move, but this was ridiculous."\r\n\r\nThe couple are suing for thousands of pounds for repairs to the kitchen ceiling, redecorating, and their semi-detached house\'s electrics.\r\n\r\nThey are also seeking damages for the emotional stress they suffered when the postmen saw them spreadeagled naked on the kitchen table.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Watership Eiderdown said: "Our engineers are investigating. However, we believe the customers overfilled the bed."\r\n\r\nAsked if he was confident the company would win a court battle, he said: "We\'re quite buoyant."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Water bed \'exploded\' as couple romped', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2182-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-02 09:01:34', '2015-12-02 09:01:34', '', 2182, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2182-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2188, 1, '2015-12-02 10:17:23', '2015-12-02 10:17:23', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Edmund King\r\n\r\n***NEWSFLASH***\r\nPoll results\r\n\r\nShould Cambs be booted out of East Anglia?\r\nYes, of course 31.3%\r\nYes, and Norfolk 27.1%\r\nNo, I like flat things 41.6%\r\n\r\nSo there you have it. Cheerio, Cambridgeshire!\r\n\r\n*************************************\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Norfolk have formed an unlikely alliance to get Cambridgeshire booted out of East Anglia.</b>\r\n\r\nThe annoying, flat county has enjoyed the benefits of quaint East Anglian status for far too long - without actually bringing anything to the party itself.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nApart from Cambridge, which is a nice little city, the rest of the county is only useful for driving through in order to get to important places like the Midlands or Oop North.\r\n\r\nThe rest of Cambridgeshire is a barren wasteland full of weird people and dykes, as well as other drainage solutions for the Fens.\r\n\r\nNot even a couple of cathedrals - one in Ely and another in Peterborough (and let\'s not get started about Peterborough) - can justify it being a parasite which feeds off the success of the real East Anglians who attract tourism and wealth.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/138743849?et=JiDurnoAQWNYJ0qv2ZS32g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8GkXmmeEtcibhS4LFX9_6Hl9mZXpFyftEy7tSZjNOBE=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/138743849" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Barren nights: Cambridgeshire in all its glory</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:530px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:61.509434% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/570139129?et=gE09YEdMSCJ5OHcLG12_BA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_HPuyGQI0JTx2rAsy4tyl2ATPwwPzJSLJLEvU_t42tc=" width="530" height="326" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/570139129" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Rural charm: traditional East Anglian scene in Lavenham, Suffolk</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the great and the good from Suffolk and Norfolk, traditional enemies on so many issues, have teamed up to strike Cambridgeshire from East Anglia altogether.\r\n\r\nThe region was originally formed of only these two counties - originally called North and South Folk of the Kingdom of East Angles, but the big-eared flatlanders joined in when pesky princess Etheldreda of the Isle of Ely got wed around the year 650.\r\n\r\nEver since the swamplands of Cambridgeshire have been drained to make it more bearable - and in turn Cambridgeshire has drained the life from East Anglia, a place of beautiful countryside, coastline, breweries, a fine football team (in Ipswich, obviously) and the place listed as a number one destination by visitors from around Britain and beyond. \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newly formed Anglia Against Cambridgeshire Coalition, which consists of county council chiefs, MPs, tourism and business leaders, said: "We don\'t mind parts of North Essex being in East Anglia because it is picturesque, but Cambridgeshire brings us nothing.\r\n\r\n"We\'d be better off flooding it, providing a pretty natural boundary to East Anglia from the rest of the country."\r\n\r\nNobody from Cambridgeshire was available for comment today, but you can have your say by voting in our exclusive poll below...\r\n\r\n[yop_poll id="5"]\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2189, 1, '2015-12-02 09:37:34', '2015-12-02 09:37:34', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Edmund King</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Norfolk have formed an unlikely alliance to get Cambridgeshire booted out of East Anglia.</b>\r\n\r\nThe annoying, flat county has enjoyed the benefits of quaint East Anglian status for far too long - without actually bringing anything to the party itself.\r\n\r\nApart from Cambridge, which is a nice little city, the rest of the county is only useful for driving through in order to get to important places like the Midlands or Oop North.\r\n\r\nThe rest of Cambridgeshire is a barren wasteland full of weird people and dykes, as well as other drainage solutions for the Fens.\r\n\r\nNot even a couple of cathedrals - one in Ely and another in Peterborough (and let\'s not get started about Peterborough) - can justify it being a parasite which feeds off the success of the real East Anglians to attract tourism and wealth.\r\n\r\n<center>https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwih8bGL8LzJAhUBUhoKHWviAmMQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geograph.org.uk%2Fphoto%2F1533786&bvm=bv.108538919,d.d2s&psig=AFQjCNFqU-q0umcS7PBB3TjAB6mWPcHbDg&ust=1449135345383844</center>\r\n\r\nNow officials from Suffolk and Norfolk, traditional enemies on so many issues, have teamed up to strike Cambridgeshire from East Anglia altogether.\r\n\r\nThe region was originally formed of only these two counties - orginally called North and South Folk of the Kingdom of East Angles, but the big-eared flatlanders joined in when pesky princess Etheldreda of the Isle of Ely got wed around the year 650.\r\n\r\nEver since the swamplands of Cambridgeshire have been drained to make it more bearable - and in turn Cambridgeshire has drained the life from East Anglia, a place of beautiful countryside, coastline, breweries, a fine football team (in Ipswich, obviously) and the place listed as a number one destination by visitors from around Britain and beyond. \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newly-formed Anglia Against Cambridgesire Coalition, which consists of county council chiefs, MPs, tourism and business leaders, said: "We don\'t mind parts of North Essex being in East Anglia because it is picturesque, but Cambridgeshire brings us nothing.\r\n\r\n"We\'d be better off flooding it, providing a pretty natural boundary to East Anglia from the rest of the country."\r\n\r\nNobody from Cambridgeshire was available for comment today.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Boot Cambridgeshire out of East Anglia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2188-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-02 09:37:34', '2015-12-02 09:37:34', '', 2188, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2188-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
