INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8967, 1, '2018-05-20 09:06:03', '2018-05-20 09:06:03', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shark-eats-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shark-eats-fisherman.jpg" alt="Shark eats fisherman" width="810" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5558" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe was celebrating today after the huge shark that had been terrorising the resort for weeks was killed by brave police chief Martin Cody.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut the shark hunt came at a high price as local fisherman Bart Clint was eaten alive just moments earlier.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Clint, a veteran of the merchant navy, had been hired by Chief Cody and town mayor Larry Warne to hunt and kill the shark before this weekend\'s annual charity swim turned into a terrifying human buffet.\r\n\r\nThey took oceanographer Matt Cooper but the Suffolk Gazette editor refused an invitation to join them on board. He denied he was scared, insisting he was committed to covering a local church fete instead.\r\n\r\nHowever, the Gazette did hire a drone to follow the boat overhead as it set out into the North Sea to track down and kill the 24-foot predator.\r\n\r\nAnd the drone soon captured the horrific moment when the shark leapt up onto the end of Mr Clint\'s old wooden boat, tipping it front end up so that he slid down into its gaping jaws.\r\n\r\nAt the request of his family, we publish the image at the top of this page to illustrate just how brave he was at the death.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Mr Cooper had plunged overboard in the ensuing panic and was presumed drowned or eaten by the shark as well, leaving only Chief Cody on board as the boat lurched to the right and began to sink.\r\n\r\nThe drone footage showed Cody was being circled by the shark and was destined to be another shark snack, but the ingenious police chief had other ideas.\r\n\r\nHe found a canister of helium on the boat, which Mr Clint had used to inflate balloons to be sold to Felixstowe tourists when he was not out at sea.\r\n\r\nAs the shark approached, Cody shoved the canister into its hideous mouth; bits of Mr Clint were still dripping from its teeth. The shark punctured the metal and helium began escaping under pressure down its gullet.\r\n\r\nChief Cody grinned as the shark let out a hilarious, high-pitched squeaking noise as the gas took its comical effect - before it blew up into a thousand pieces as the pressure built up in its body.\r\n\r\nMoments later, Mr Cooper surfaced unexpectedly - revealing he had been hiding on the seabed with a diver\'s gas tank while Chief Cody acted the hero.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWith the fearsome predator now dead, town mayor Mr Warne announced there would be a public service on the seafront to remember Mr Clint, Chrissie Watkins, the swimmer who went missing two weeks ago, two local divers who were also feared to be victims, and Pippet, a small dog eaten alive in front of its devastated owner as it fetched a tennis ball from the water near the pier.\r\n\r\nAnd with that, the Suffolk Gazette ends its coverage of this astonishing saga. It is now safe to go back in the water. Some readers have suggested the story might one day make a film, but no one would pay to see such a movie.\r\n\r\nHere is how the story unfolded: initial fears were raised when a windsurfer claimed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark had bitten a huge chunk from his surf board</a>. Then, after reports a woman swimmer had gone missing, the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">town mayor and police chief disagreed over how to tackle the shark problem</a>. Eventually they agreed to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">hire local fisherman Bart Clint to hunt down and kill the shark</a>. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Resort celebrates as shark killed, but fisherman eaten alive', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5557-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-20 09:06:03', '2018-05-20 09:06:03', '', 5557, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5557-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8968, 1, '2018-05-20 09:11:53', '2018-05-20 09:11:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg" alt="Felixstowe fisherman" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5525" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Felixstowe mayor and town police chief have put aside their differences and agreed to pay a local fisherman to hunt down and catch the shark that is stalking the resort.</strong>\r\n\r\nBart Clint, a former Merchant Navy seaman who is covered in menacing tattoos, got everyone\'s attention at the recent emergency public meeting when he stood up, scraped his fingernails down a chalk board and claimed: "Bad fish. This shark, swallow you whole."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Clint, <em>pictured above with his boat</em>, told the astonished crowd that he would find the shark for £3,000, adding: "But I\'ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."\r\n\r\nHe has since been out on a recon trip in his old wooden boat, which does not look entirely seaworthy, with Police Chief Martin Cody and local oceanographer Matt Cooper. Captain Cody believed he spotted the shark and told Mr Clint, in no uncertain terms: "You\'re going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\nMr Clint is a veteran of merchant navy trips around the world, and replied how he once fell overboard off Devon and was surrounded by fearsome dolphins. It was this harrowing experience that made him the ideal shark hunter today, no matter what boat he was in.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe three are looking for an eight-foot long <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark that bit Felixstowe windsurfer Christopher Mills\' surfboard</a>. Fears a killer Great White is patrolling the North Sea were raised after it was revealed Chrissie Watkins, from Felixstowe, had gone missing while swimming in the sea days earlier.\r\n\r\nCaptain Cody wants to close the beaches, but <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Mayor Larry Warne is desperately trying to downplay the reports</a> fearing it will hit Felixstowe\'s booming tourist trade.\r\n\r\nMr Clint will begin his full hunting trip with Captain Cody and Mr Cooper this weekend. The Suffolk Gazette declined an offer to put a reporter on board.\r\n\r\n<em>* EDIT: The Shark was killed, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it didn\'t end well for the fisherman</a>.</em>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Felixstowe police chief and mayor hire fisherman to catch shark', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5524-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-20 09:11:53', '2018-05-20 09:11:53', '', 5524, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5524-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8969, 1, '2018-05-21 13:47:13', '2018-05-21 13:47:13', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/in-bread-e1526909008392.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/in-bread-e1526909008392.jpg" alt="In-Bread, artisan Norwich bakery" width="650" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8970" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A trendy new artisan bakers called In-Bread has opened in Norwich.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe fashionable eatery is keeping its tasty loaf recipe close to its chest, however.\r\n\r\n"We\'re keeping it in the family," explained owner Bubba Spuckler, 37.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBubba, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, opened In-Bread with his brother Billy-Bob.\r\n\r\nThe baker specialises in family loaves, flowery baps and its famed Auntie\'s Bloomers and Mama\'s Muffin.\r\n\r\nBubba said: "I\'ve been getting my hands dirty with Auntie\'s Bloomers for years, and have become something of an expert.\r\n\r\n"They need very careful handling, but once moist enough you can get exciting results.\r\n\r\n"We like it in the family, so setting up In-Bread was a logical step to making some money."\r\n\r\nIn-Bread is a little more expensive than more traditional local bakers - owing to its mystery yeast, which Bubba refused to elaborate upon.\r\n\r\nFood expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In-Bread is very popular in Norfolk. But it\'s something of an acquired taste and may not travel well out of the county."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe bakery, in St Stephen\'s Street, is already pulling in thousands of pounds a week, and is expected to be a Norfolk success story - much like the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-six-fingered-gloves/">six-fingered glove factory</a> down the road.\r\n\r\nNorwich, which <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norwich-twins-itself/">recently twinned with itself</a>, is enjoying an explosion of independent, family-run businesses, according to local expert David Finlay.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in sports news, two Norwich City players have no served their bans for a controversial <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/high-six/">high-six goal celebration</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Artisan bakery called In-Bread launched in Norfolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'in-bread-artisan-bakery', '', '', '2018-05-21 13:52:34', '2018-05-21 13:52:34', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8969', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8971, 1, '2018-05-21 13:46:42', '2018-05-21 13:46:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/in-bread-e1526909008392.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/in-bread-e1526909008392.jpg" alt="In-Bread, artisan Norwich bakery" width="650" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8970" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A trendy new artisan bakers called In-Bread has opened in Norwich.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe fashionable eatery is keeping its tasty loaf recipe close to its chest, however.\r\n\r\n"We\'re keeping it in the family," explained owner Bubba Spuckler, 37.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBubba, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, opened In-Bread with his brother Billy-Bob.\r\n\r\nThe baker specialises in family loaves, flowery baps and its famed Auntie\'s Bloomers.\r\n\r\nBubba said: "I\'ve been getting my hands dirty with Auntie\'s Bloomers for years, and have become something of an expert.\r\n\r\n"They need very careful handling, but once moist enough you can get exciting results.\r\n\r\n"We like it in the family, so setting up In-Bread was a logical step to making some money."\r\n\r\nIn-Bread is a little more expensive than more traditional local bakers - owing to its mystery yeast, which Bubba refused to elaborate upon.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe bakery, in St Stephen\'s Street, is already pulling in thousands of pounds a week, and is expected to be a Norfolk success story - much like the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-six-fingered-gloves/">six-fingered glove factory</a> down the road.\r\n\r\nNorwich, which <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norwich-twins-itself/">recently twinned with itself</a>, is enjoying an explosion of independent, family-run businesses.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in sports news, two Norwich City players have no served their bans for a controversial <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/high-six/">high-six goal celebration</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Artisan bakery called In-Bread launched in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8969-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-21 13:46:42', '2018-05-21 13:46:42', '', 8969, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8969-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8972, 1, '2018-05-21 13:52:02', '2018-05-21 13:52:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/in-bread-e1526909008392.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/in-bread-e1526909008392.jpg" alt="In-Bread, artisan Norwich bakery" width="650" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8970" /></a>\n\n<strong>A trendy new artisan bakers called In-Bread has opened in Norwich.</strong>\n\nThe fashionable eatery is keeping its tasty loaf recipe close to its chest, however.\n\n"We\'re keeping it in the family," explained owner Bubba Spuckler, 37.\n\n\n\nBubba, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, opened In-Bread with his brother Billy-Bob.\n\nThe baker specialises in family loaves, flowery baps and its famed Auntie\'s Bloomers and Mama\'s Muffin.\n\nBubba said: "I\'ve been getting my hands dirty with Auntie\'s Bloomers for years, and have become something of an expert.\n\n"They need very careful handling, but once moist enough you can get exciting results.\n\n"We like it in the family, so setting up In-Bread was a logical step to making some money."\n\nIn-Bread is a little more expensive than more traditional local bakers - owing to its mystery yeast, which Bubba refused to elaborate upon.\n\nFood expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In-Bread is very popular in Norfolk. But it\'s something of an acquired taste and may not travel well out of the county."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe bakery, in St Stephen\'s Street, is already pulling in thousands of pounds a week, and is expected to be a Norfolk success story - much like the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-six-fingered-gloves/">six-fingered glove factory</a> down the road.\n\nNorwich, which <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norwich-twins-itself/">recently twinned with itself</a>, is enjoying an explosion of independent, family-run businesses, according to local expert David Finlay.\n\nMeanwhile, in sports news, two Norwich City players have no served their bans for a controversial <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/high-six/">high-six goal celebration</a>.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Artisan bakery called In-Bread launched in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8969-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-21 13:52:02', '2018-05-21 13:52:02', '', 8969, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8969-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8973, 1, '2018-05-21 13:52:34', '2018-05-21 13:52:34', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/in-bread-e1526909008392.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/in-bread-e1526909008392.jpg" alt="In-Bread, artisan Norwich bakery" width="650" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8970" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A trendy new artisan bakers called In-Bread has opened in Norwich.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe fashionable eatery is keeping its tasty loaf recipe close to its chest, however.\r\n\r\n"We\'re keeping it in the family," explained owner Bubba Spuckler, 37.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBubba, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, opened In-Bread with his brother Billy-Bob.\r\n\r\nThe baker specialises in family loaves, flowery baps and its famed Auntie\'s Bloomers and Mama\'s Muffin.\r\n\r\nBubba said: "I\'ve been getting my hands dirty with Auntie\'s Bloomers for years, and have become something of an expert.\r\n\r\n"They need very careful handling, but once moist enough you can get exciting results.\r\n\r\n"We like it in the family, so setting up In-Bread was a logical step to making some money."\r\n\r\nIn-Bread is a little more expensive than more traditional local bakers - owing to its mystery yeast, which Bubba refused to elaborate upon.\r\n\r\nFood expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In-Bread is very popular in Norfolk. But it\'s something of an acquired taste and may not travel well out of the county."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe bakery, in St Stephen\'s Street, is already pulling in thousands of pounds a week, and is expected to be a Norfolk success story - much like the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-six-fingered-gloves/">six-fingered glove factory</a> down the road.\r\n\r\nNorwich, which <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norwich-twins-itself/">recently twinned with itself</a>, is enjoying an explosion of independent, family-run businesses, according to local expert David Finlay.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in sports news, two Norwich City players have no served their bans for a controversial <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/high-six/">high-six goal celebration</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Artisan bakery called In-Bread launched in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8969-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-21 13:52:34', '2018-05-21 13:52:34', '', 8969, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8969-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8974, 1, '2018-05-23 07:09:34', '2018-05-23 07:09:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" width="758" height="505" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7895" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry and his new bride Meghan Markle have been given Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for their family home, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Queen is handing the happy couple the popular castle as a special wedding present.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">Her Majesty was herself given Framlingham Castle by a grateful nation</a> on the occasion of her 90th birthday in 2016.\r\n\r\nBut she has been unable to use the country retreat as much as she would have liked, seeing as she spends a lot of time at her other homes in London, Norfolk, Windsor and Scotland.\r\n\r\nSo she has taken the opportunity to set up the newlyweds with a lovely new home in the heart of the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle was made famous by fellow well-known ginger, Ed Sheeran.\r\n\r\nHis song, Castle on the Hill, was based on the building in his home town of Framlingham, which is about 12 miles from Ipswich.\r\n\r\nLocals are super excited that Harry and former television actress Meghan will be coming to live in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe prince is known as something of a party lover, and it is expected he will make use of some of Framlingham\'s pubs, such as the Station, where Ed Sheeran was pictured taking Taylor Swift for a drink.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle will be ideal for Harry and Meghan because it has highly-fortified walls and, as Ed Sheeran noted, it is on a hill.\r\n\r\nOriginally a Norman castle, it was built in 1148 but destroyed by Henry II 30 years later. It was rebuilt by Roger Bigod, the Earl of Norfolk, but locals do not hold his title against him.\r\n\r\nAfter being given the castle for her 90th, The Queen went on a £17 million renovation programme at the public\'s expense to bring it up to royal standards.\r\n\r\nHowever, Government officials insisted the money was raised by imposing a special tax on wealthy Londoners buying second homes on the nearby Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Queen gives Framlingham Castle to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7894-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-23 07:09:34', '2018-05-23 07:09:34', '', 7894, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7894-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8975, 1, '2018-05-23 08:33:25', '2018-05-23 08:33:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" width="758" height="505" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7895" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry and his new bride Meghan Markle have been given Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for their family home, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Queen is handing the happy couple the popular castle as a special wedding present.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">Her Majesty was herself given Framlingham Castle by a grateful nation</a> on the occasion of her 90th birthday in 2016.\r\n\r\nBut she has been unable to use the country retreat as much as she would have liked, seeing as she spends a lot of time at her other homes in London, Norfolk, Windsor and Scotland.\r\n\r\nSo she has taken the opportunity to set up the newlyweds, who married in Windsor on Saturday, with a lovely new home in the heart of the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle was made famous by fellow well-known ginger, Ed Sheeran.\r\n\r\nHis song, Castle on the Hill, was based on the building in his home town of Framlingham, which is about 12 miles from Ipswich.\r\n\r\nLocals are super excited that Harry and former television actress Meghan will be coming to live in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe prince is known as something of a party lover, and it is expected he will make use of some of Framlingham\'s pubs, such as the Station, where Ed Sheeran was pictured taking Taylor Swift for a drink.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle will be ideal for Duke and Duchess of Sussex because it has highly-fortified walls and, as Ed Sheeran noted, it is on a hill.\r\n\r\nOriginally a Norman castle, it was built in 1148 but destroyed by Henry II 30 years later. It was rebuilt by Roger Bigod, the Earl of Norfolk, but locals do not hold his title against him.\r\n\r\nAfter being given the castle for her 90th, The Queen went on a £17 million renovation programme at the public\'s expense to bring it up to royal standards.\r\n\r\nHowever, Government officials insisted the money was raised by imposing a special tax on wealthy Londoners buying second homes on the nearby Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Queen gives Framlingham Castle to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7894-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-23 08:33:25', '2018-05-23 08:33:25', '', 7894, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7894-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8976, 1, '2018-05-23 08:35:27', '2018-05-23 08:35:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" width="758" height="505" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7895" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry and his new bride Meghan Markle have been given Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for their family home, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Queen is handing the happy couple the popular castle as a special wedding present.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">Her Majesty was herself given Framlingham Castle by a grateful nation</a> on the occasion of her 90th birthday in 2016.\r\n\r\nBut she has been unable to use the country retreat as much as she would have liked, seeing as she spends a lot of time at her other homes in London, Norfolk, Windsor and Scotland.\r\n\r\nSo she has taken the opportunity to set up the newlyweds, who married in Windsor on Saturday, with a lovely new home in the heart of the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle was made famous by fellow well-known ginger, Ed Sheeran.\r\n\r\nHis song, Castle on the Hill, was based on the building in his home town of Framlingham, which is about 12 miles from Ipswich.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-royal-wedding/">Locals are super excited</a> that Harry and former television actress Meghan will be coming to live in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe prince is known as something of a party lover, and it is expected he will make use of some of Framlingham\'s pubs, such as the Station, where Ed Sheeran was pictured taking Taylor Swift for a drink.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle will be ideal for Duke and Duchess of Sussex because it has highly-fortified walls and, as Ed Sheeran noted, it is on a hill.\r\n\r\nOriginally a Norman castle, it was built in 1148 but destroyed by Henry II 30 years later. It was rebuilt by Roger Bigod, the Earl of Norfolk, but locals do not hold his title against him.\r\n\r\nAfter being given the castle for her 90th, The Queen went on a £17 million renovation programme at the public\'s expense to bring it up to royal standards.\r\n\r\nHowever, Government officials insisted the money was raised by imposing a special tax on wealthy Londoners buying second homes on the nearby Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Queen gives Framlingham Castle to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7894-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-23 08:35:27', '2018-05-23 08:35:27', '', 7894, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7894-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8977, 1, '2018-05-24 11:24:30', '2018-05-24 11:24:30', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/mud-heap.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/mud-heap.jpg" alt="Barrow in Suffolk" width="612" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8978" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Red Wald, Archaeology Correspondent\r\n\r\nA supposedly ancient barrow - or ancient burial site - discovered recently in Risby could be a hoax, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFans of archaeology and keen metal detectorists were disappointed as the much-heralded long barrow, on the edge of the village near Bury St Edmunds, may not be all it seems.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAmateur archaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, first spotted the rare earthwork whilst out walking her rescued Jack Russell cross.\r\n\r\nShe said: "All of a sudden, she started barking like crazy and running straight towards this big mound.\r\n\r\n"I’ve walked in that field hundreds of times and never noticed it before. She’s a clever dog!"\r\n\r\nExperts in the archaeology department at Suffolk University were unable to confirm rumours that the barrow was linked to the nearby Anglo-Saxon Village site in West Stow.\r\n\r\nSpokeswoman Marcia Schofield said: "We are pleading with the public to leave the earthwork alone until we can confirm its age.\r\n\r\n"The problem is that allotment gardeners are turning up and vandalising the ancient burial site.\r\n\r\n"We are concerned that this barrow appears to have surfaced overnight. Perhaps the recent unusually-sunny weather has dried out the surrounding earth and exposed it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMetal detector enthusiasts have already overrun the site, but so far nothing of significance has surfaced.\r\n\r\nOne man, who refused to be named, said: "It\'s as if it’s a load of old shite."\r\n \r\nThe landowner could not be reached for comment, but his land agent stated that there had been quite a lot of unusual movements near the site.\r\n\r\n"We have no idea what all the fuss is about," he said.\r\n\r\nThe news follows an <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">extraordinary recent find in Norfolk</a>, which proved metal tools were used there as far back as 1946.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ancient burial site \'may be a hoax\', enthusiasts warned', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ancient-burial-site', '', '', '2018-05-24 11:24:30', '2018-05-24 11:24:30', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8977', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8978, 1, '2018-05-24 11:20:32', '2018-05-24 11:20:32', 'A newly-discovered ancient burial site - or barrow - in Suffolk may not be all as it seems, it has been revealed.', 'ancient burial site', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mud-heap', '', '', '2018-05-24 11:21:18', '2018-05-24 11:21:18', '', 8977, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/mud-heap.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8979, 1, '2018-05-24 11:24:07', '2018-05-24 11:24:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/mud-heap.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/mud-heap.jpg" alt="Barrow in Suffolk" width="612" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8978" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Red Wald, Archaeology Correspondent\r\n\r\nA supposedly ancient barrow - or ancient burial site - discovered recently in Risby could be a hoax, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFans of archaeology and keen metal detectorists were disappointed as the much-heralded long barrow, on the edge of the village near Bury St Edmunds, may not be all it seems.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAmateur archaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, first spotted the rare earthwork whilst out walking her rescued Jack Russell cross.\r\n\r\nShe said: "All of a sudden, she started barking like crazy and running straight towards this big mound.\r\n\r\n"I’ve walked in that field hundreds of times and never noticed it before. She’s a clever dog!"\r\n\r\nExperts in the archaeology department at Suffolk University were unable to confirm rumours that the barrow was linked to the nearby Anglo-Saxon Village site in West Stow.\r\n\r\nSpokeswoman Marcia Schofield said: "We are pleading with the public to leave the earthwork alone until we can confirm its age.\r\n\r\n"The problem is that allotment gardeners are turning up and vandalising the ancient burial site.\r\n\r\n"We are concerned that this barrow appears to have surfaced overnight. Perhaps the recent unusually-sunny weather has dried out the surrounding earth and exposed it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMetal detector enthusiasts have already overrun the site, but so far nothing of significance has surfaced.\r\n\r\nOne man, who refused to be named, said: "It\'s as if it’s a load of old shite."\r\n \r\nThe landowner could not be reached for comment, but his land agent stated that there had been quite a lot of unusual movements near the site.\r\n\r\n"We have no idea what all the fuss is about," he said.\r\n\r\nThe news follows an <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">extraordinary recent find in Norfolk</a>, which proved metal tools were used there as far back as 1946.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ancient burial site \'may be a hoax\', enthusiasts warned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8977-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-24 11:24:07', '2018-05-24 11:24:07', '', 8977, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8977-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8981, 1, '2018-05-26 09:01:45', '2018-05-26 09:01:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="Duke and Duchess of Sussex" width="768" height="385" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8982" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nA bungling Royal flunky has been sacked after messing up newlywed Prince Harry and Meghan\'s new official title, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty the Queen had decreed that the couple should be known as the Duke and Duchess of SUFFOLK - a title to go with her <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/"> surprise wedding gift of Framlingham Castle</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut an assistant at the Buckingham Palace press office - named locally as Lorraine Fisher, 34 - misheard the Queen\'s orders, given over the telephone from Windsor Castle - and was convinced the title was Duke and Duchess of Sussex.\r\n\r\nShe then drew up a press release and sent it out to the world\'s media, together with lots of fluff about the Duke of Sussex title last being used in 1749.\r\n\r\nBy the time Ms Fisher\'s catastrophic error was discovered, it was too late to change it.\r\n\r\n<h2>Duke and Duchess of Suffolk</h2>\r\n\r\nAn insider at Buckingham Palace said: "It was an extraordinary error, although it\'s easy to see how one could mix up Sussex and Suffolk if the phone line was a bit dodgy.\r\n\r\n"Ms Fisher was devastated. She actually comes from Suffolk, so you\'d think she would have got it right.\r\n\r\n"Luckily for her, the sack was the only outcome. This sort of cock-up would have resulted in her head being chopped off not too long ago."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhile the people of Sussex celebrated their new Royal association, businesses in Suffolk were facing up to losing a potential windfall of millions of pounds.\r\n\r\nTourism expert Anne Cantelo said: "Visitors would no doubt have flocked to Suffolk, and the county would have become well-known all over the world.\r\n\r\n"At least the county is still proud to have <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Harry and Meghan owning Framlingham Castle</a>, which will become their official residence when they are out of London."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Royal lacky gave Harry and Meghan the wrong official title', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk', '', '', '2018-05-26 09:05:15', '2018-05-26 09:05:15', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8981', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8982, 1, '2018-05-26 08:53:45', '2018-05-26 08:53:45', 'A bungling Royal flunky released Prince Harry and Meghan\'s new title as Duke and Duchess of Sussex, instead of Suffolk.', 'duke and duchess of suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk', '', '', '2018-05-26 08:54:32', '2018-05-26 08:54:32', '', 8981, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8983, 1, '2018-05-26 09:01:07', '2018-05-26 09:01:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="Duke and Duchess of Sussex" width="768" height="385" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8982" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nA bungling Royal flunky has been sacked after messing up newlywed Prince Harry and Meghan\'s new official title, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty the Queen had decreed that the couple should be known as the Duke and Duchess of SUFFOLK - a title to go with her <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/"> surprise wedding gift of Framlingham Castle</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut an assistant at the Buckingham Palace press office - named locally as Lorraine Fisher, 34 - misheard the Queen\'s orders, given over the telephone from Windsor Castle - and was convinced the title was Duke and Duchess of Sussex.\r\n\r\nShe then drew up a press release and sent it out to the world\'s media, together with lots of fluff about the Duke of Sussex title last being used in 1749.\r\n\r\nBy the time Ms Fisher\'s catastrophic error was discovered, it was too late to change it.\r\n\r\n<h2>Duke and Duchess of Suffolk</h2>\r\n\r\nAn insider at Buckingham Palace said: "It was an extraordinary error, although it\'s easy to see how one could mix up Sussex and Suffolk if the phone line was a bit dodgy.\r\n\r\n"Ms Fisher was devastated. She actually comes from Suffolk, so you\'d think she would have got it right.\r\n\r\n"Luckily for her, the sack was the only outcome. This sort of cock-up would have resulted in her head being chopped off not too long ago."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhile the people of Sussex celebrated their new Royal association, businesses in Suffolk were facing up to losing a potential windfall of millions of pounds.\r\n\r\nTourism expert Anne Cantelo said: "Visitors would no doubt have flocked to Suffolk, and the county would have become well-known all over the world.\r\n\r\n"At least we still have <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Harry and Meghan owning Framlingham Castle</a>, which will become their official residence when they are out of London."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Royal lacky gave Harry and Meghan the wrong title', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8981-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-26 09:01:07', '2018-05-26 09:01:07', '', 8981, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8981-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8984, 1, '2018-05-26 09:01:45', '2018-05-26 09:01:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="Duke and Duchess of Sussex" width="768" height="385" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8982" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nA bungling Royal flunky has been sacked after messing up newlywed Prince Harry and Meghan\'s new official title, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty the Queen had decreed that the couple should be known as the Duke and Duchess of SUFFOLK - a title to go with her <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/"> surprise wedding gift of Framlingham Castle</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut an assistant at the Buckingham Palace press office - named locally as Lorraine Fisher, 34 - misheard the Queen\'s orders, given over the telephone from Windsor Castle - and was convinced the title was Duke and Duchess of Sussex.\r\n\r\nShe then drew up a press release and sent it out to the world\'s media, together with lots of fluff about the Duke of Sussex title last being used in 1749.\r\n\r\nBy the time Ms Fisher\'s catastrophic error was discovered, it was too late to change it.\r\n\r\n<h2>Duke and Duchess of Suffolk</h2>\r\n\r\nAn insider at Buckingham Palace said: "It was an extraordinary error, although it\'s easy to see how one could mix up Sussex and Suffolk if the phone line was a bit dodgy.\r\n\r\n"Ms Fisher was devastated. She actually comes from Suffolk, so you\'d think she would have got it right.\r\n\r\n"Luckily for her, the sack was the only outcome. This sort of cock-up would have resulted in her head being chopped off not too long ago."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhile the people of Sussex celebrated their new Royal association, businesses in Suffolk were facing up to losing a potential windfall of millions of pounds.\r\n\r\nTourism expert Anne Cantelo said: "Visitors would no doubt have flocked to Suffolk, and the county would have become well-known all over the world.\r\n\r\n"At least we still have <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Harry and Meghan owning Framlingham Castle</a>, which will become their official residence when they are out of London."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Royal lacky gave Harry and Meghan the wrong official title', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8981-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-26 09:01:45', '2018-05-26 09:01:45', '', 8981, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8981-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8985, 1, '2018-05-26 09:04:42', '2018-05-26 09:04:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="Duke and Duchess of Sussex" width="768" height="385" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8982" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Jane Seymour\n\nA bungling Royal flunky has been sacked after messing up newlywed Prince Harry and Meghan\'s new official title, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nHer Majesty the Queen had decreed that the couple should be known as the Duke and Duchess of SUFFOLK - a title to go with her <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/"> surprise wedding gift of Framlingham Castle</a>.\n\n\n\nBut an assistant at the Buckingham Palace press office - named locally as Lorraine Fisher, 34 - misheard the Queen\'s orders, given over the telephone from Windsor Castle - and was convinced the title was Duke and Duchess of Sussex.\n\nShe then drew up a press release and sent it out to the world\'s media, together with lots of fluff about the Duke of Sussex title last being used in 1749.\n\nBy the time Ms Fisher\'s catastrophic error was discovered, it was too late to change it.\n\n<h2>Duke and Duchess of Suffolk</h2>\n\nAn insider at Buckingham Palace said: "It was an extraordinary error, although it\'s easy to see how one could mix up Sussex and Suffolk if the phone line was a bit dodgy.\n\n"Ms Fisher was devastated. She actually comes from Suffolk, so you\'d think she would have got it right.\n\n"Luckily for her, the sack was the only outcome. This sort of cock-up would have resulted in her head being chopped off not too long ago."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nWhile the people of Sussex celebrated their new Royal association, businesses in Suffolk were facing up to losing a potential windfall of millions of pounds.\n\nTourism expert Anne Cantelo said: "Visitors would no doubt have flocked to Suffolk, and the county would have become well-known all over the world.\n\n"At least the county still has <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Harry and Meghan owning Framlingham Castle</a>, which will become their official residence when they are out of London."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Royal lacky gave Harry and Meghan the wrong official title', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8981-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-26 09:04:42', '2018-05-26 09:04:42', '', 8981, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8981-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8986, 1, '2018-05-26 09:05:15', '2018-05-26 09:05:15', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="Duke and Duchess of Sussex" width="768" height="385" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8982" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour\r\n\r\nA bungling Royal flunky has been sacked after messing up newlywed Prince Harry and Meghan\'s new official title, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty the Queen had decreed that the couple should be known as the Duke and Duchess of SUFFOLK - a title to go with her <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/"> surprise wedding gift of Framlingham Castle</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut an assistant at the Buckingham Palace press office - named locally as Lorraine Fisher, 34 - misheard the Queen\'s orders, given over the telephone from Windsor Castle - and was convinced the title was Duke and Duchess of Sussex.\r\n\r\nShe then drew up a press release and sent it out to the world\'s media, together with lots of fluff about the Duke of Sussex title last being used in 1749.\r\n\r\nBy the time Ms Fisher\'s catastrophic error was discovered, it was too late to change it.\r\n\r\n<h2>Duke and Duchess of Suffolk</h2>\r\n\r\nAn insider at Buckingham Palace said: "It was an extraordinary error, although it\'s easy to see how one could mix up Sussex and Suffolk if the phone line was a bit dodgy.\r\n\r\n"Ms Fisher was devastated. She actually comes from Suffolk, so you\'d think she would have got it right.\r\n\r\n"Luckily for her, the sack was the only outcome. This sort of cock-up would have resulted in her head being chopped off not too long ago."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhile the people of Sussex celebrated their new Royal association, businesses in Suffolk were facing up to losing a potential windfall of millions of pounds.\r\n\r\nTourism expert Anne Cantelo said: "Visitors would no doubt have flocked to Suffolk, and the county would have become well-known all over the world.\r\n\r\n"At least the county is still proud to have <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Harry and Meghan owning Framlingham Castle</a>, which will become their official residence when they are out of London."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Royal lacky gave Harry and Meghan the wrong official title', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8981-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-26 09:05:15', '2018-05-26 09:05:15', '', 8981, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8981-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8987, 1, '2018-05-26 09:10:24', '2018-05-26 09:10:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" width="758" height="505" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7895" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry and his new bride Meghan Markle have been given Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for their family home, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Queen is handing the happy couple the popular castle as a special wedding present.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">Her Majesty was herself given Framlingham Castle by a grateful nation</a> on the occasion of her 90th birthday in 2016.\r\n\r\nBut she has been unable to use the country retreat as much as she would have liked, seeing as she spends a lot of time at her other homes in London, Norfolk, Windsor and Scotland.\r\n\r\nSo she has taken the opportunity to set up the newlyweds, who married in Windsor on Saturday, with a lovely new home in the heart of the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nHer Majesty had ordered that the happy couple be called the Duke and Duchess of SUFFOLK, but a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk/">Royal flunky misheard and announced them to the world as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex</a>.\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle was made famous by fellow well-known ginger, Ed Sheeran.\r\n\r\nHis song, Castle on the Hill, was based on the building in his home town of Framlingham, which is about 12 miles from Ipswich.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-royal-wedding/">Locals are super excited</a> that Harry and former television actress Meghan will be coming to live in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe prince is known as something of a party lover, and it is expected he will make use of some of Framlingham\'s pubs, such as the Station, where Ed Sheeran was pictured taking Taylor Swift for a drink.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle will be ideal for Duke and Duchess of Sussex because it has highly-fortified walls and, as Ed Sheeran noted, it is on a hill.\r\n\r\nOriginally a Norman castle, it was built in 1148 but destroyed by Henry II 30 years later. It was rebuilt by Roger Bigod, the Earl of Norfolk, but locals do not hold his title against him.\r\n\r\nAfter being given the castle for her 90th, The Queen went on a £17 million renovation programme at the public\'s expense to bring it up to royal standards.\r\n\r\nHowever, Government officials insisted the money was raised by imposing a special tax on wealthy Londoners buying second homes on the nearby Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Queen gives Framlingham Castle to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7894-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-26 09:10:24', '2018-05-26 09:10:24', '', 7894, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7894-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8988, 1, '2018-05-27 07:41:20', '2018-05-27 07:41:20', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/loris-karius.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/loris-karius.jpg" alt="Liverpool goalkeeper" width="1511" height="811" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8989" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Theresa May has put Liverpool goalkeeper Loris Karius in charge of Brexit negotiations because she needs a safe pair of hands.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister was impressed by the way Karius handled the pressure-cooker atmosphere of the Champions League final against Real Madrid last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKarius showed a safe pair of hands, and can have done absolutely nothing about two of the goals against the Spanish side.\r\n\r\nGareth Bale\'s overhead kick wasn\'t too bad, either.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said: "We need a safe pair of hands to manage Britain\'s Brexit negotiations.\r\n\r\n"Loris Karius has shown he has nerves of steel and will ensure we get the result we need from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/eu-outlaws-thatched-cottages/">the EU</a>.\r\n\r\n"He won\'t let anything slip through his fingers."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLiverpool fans, who had traveled to Kiev in the Ukraine in their tens of thousands for the big game, were aghast that their hero was being snapped up by the Government.\r\n\r\nSupporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "He\'s our goalkeeping God, and we\'ll be sorry to lose him.\r\n\r\n"But Britain\'s Brexit negotiations with the EU need to be handled with care, and Loris is the man you want in a crisis."\r\n\r\nKarius will be invited to Downing Street next week for a cup of coffee with Mrs May. He will be handed a large napkin in case he spills it.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'Safe hands\' Liverpool goalkeeper handed new Brexit role', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'loris-karius-brexit', '', '', '2018-05-27 07:42:55', '2018-05-27 07:42:55', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8988', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8990, 1, '2018-05-27 07:40:21', '2018-05-27 07:40:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/loris-karius.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/loris-karius.jpg" alt="Liverpool goalkeeper" width="1511" height="811" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8989" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Theresa May has put Liverpool goalkeeper Loris Karius in charge of Brexit negotiations because she needs a safe pair of hands.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister was impressed by the way Karius handled the pressure-cooker atmosphere of the Champions League final against Real Madrid last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKarius showed a safe pair of hands, and can have done absolutely nothing about two of the goals against the Spanish side.\r\n\r\nGareth Bale\'s overhead kick wasn\'t too bad, either.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said: "We need a safe pair of hands to manage Britain\'s Brexit negotiations.\r\n\r\n"Loris Karius has shown he has nerves of steel and will ensure we get the result we need from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/eu-outlaws-thatched-cottages/">the EU</a>.\r\n\r\n"He won\'t let anything slip through his fingers."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLiverpool fans, who had traveled to Kiev in the Ukraine in their tens of thousands for the big game, were aghast that their hero was being snapped up by the Government.\r\n\r\nSupporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "He\'s our goalkeeping hero, and we\'ll be sorry to lose him.\r\n\r\n"But Britain\'s Brexit negotiations with the EU need to be handled with care, and Loris is the man you want in a crisis."\r\n\r\nKarius will be invited to Downing Street next week for a cup of coffee with Mrs May. He will be handed a large napkin in case he spills it.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'Safe hands\' Liverpool goalkeeper handed new Brexit role', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8988-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-27 07:40:21', '2018-05-27 07:40:21', '', 8988, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8991, 1, '2018-05-27 07:42:55', '2018-05-27 07:42:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/loris-karius.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/loris-karius.jpg" alt="Liverpool goalkeeper" width="1511" height="811" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8989" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Theresa May has put Liverpool goalkeeper Loris Karius in charge of Brexit negotiations because she needs a safe pair of hands.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister was impressed by the way Karius handled the pressure-cooker atmosphere of the Champions League final against Real Madrid last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKarius showed a safe pair of hands, and can have done absolutely nothing about two of the goals against the Spanish side.\r\n\r\nGareth Bale\'s overhead kick wasn\'t too bad, either.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said: "We need a safe pair of hands to manage Britain\'s Brexit negotiations.\r\n\r\n"Loris Karius has shown he has nerves of steel and will ensure we get the result we need from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/eu-outlaws-thatched-cottages/">the EU</a>.\r\n\r\n"He won\'t let anything slip through his fingers."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLiverpool fans, who had traveled to Kiev in the Ukraine in their tens of thousands for the big game, were aghast that their hero was being snapped up by the Government.\r\n\r\nSupporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "He\'s our goalkeeping God, and we\'ll be sorry to lose him.\r\n\r\n"But Britain\'s Brexit negotiations with the EU need to be handled with care, and Loris is the man you want in a crisis."\r\n\r\nKarius will be invited to Downing Street next week for a cup of coffee with Mrs May. He will be handed a large napkin in case he spills it.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'Safe hands\' Liverpool goalkeeper handed new Brexit role', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8988-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-27 07:42:55', '2018-05-27 07:42:55', '', 8988, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8994, 1, '2018-05-28 09:39:04', '2018-05-28 09:39:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg" alt="Southwold house prices" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8995" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Southwold woman has somehow managed to fight off wealthy Londoners and buy a house in her home town, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, snapped up the tiny terraced property for £500,000, sparking suspicions she must have won the lottery or robbed a bank.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Fisher, a teacher, is believed to be the first local person to buy a house in Southwold for more than eight years.\r\n\r\nTo celebrate, town dignitaries are laying on a special reception for her, with Adnams, the seaside town\'s brewery, providing free beer, wine and spirits.\r\n\r\nThe achingly-trendy resort, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-lighthouse-common/">famous for its lighthouse</a>, has seen property prices sky-rocket, with posh Londoners snapping up any available house or flat to use as a second home.\r\n\r\nAs a result, locals have been forced out, and you can\'t walk down the High Street without hearing little Archie, Aubrey or Jemima shouting at mummy for an ice cream.\r\n\r\nLocal property expert Steve Walshe is still trying to come to terms with a local woman buying a house in Southwold.\r\n\r\n"This deserves to be front page news," he said. "How anyone local can buy a house here is, quite frankly, astonishing.\r\n\r\n"The smallest terraced will be upwards of half a million. Flats are not much cheaper.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"And if you wanted to buy a semi-detached or, heaven forbid, a detached property, it would be easier to buy a small country.\r\n\r\n"But of course that is no problem for the rich Londoners, who are perfectly happy to pay extortionate amounts for <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/second-home-show/">weekend bolt-holes in Southwold</a>, which makes for a pleasant outing from Islington, Fulham or Kensington."\r\n\r\nLocal man Tony Stone is suspicious about how Ms Fisher, who works in nearby <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lowestoft-time-zone/">Lowestoft</a>, managed to buy the house.\r\n\r\n"She says she is a teacher but she still managed to pay half a million for a tiny home.\r\n\r\n"She has either robbed a bank or come into some money - likely from some wealthy relatives in London."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Local woman manages to buy house in Southwold', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'southwold-house-prices', '', '', '2018-05-28 09:57:38', '2018-05-28 09:57:38', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8994', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8996, 1, '2018-05-28 09:35:40', '2018-05-28 09:35:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg" alt="Southwold house prices" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8995" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Southwold woman has somehow managed to fight off wealthy Londoners and buy a house in her home town, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, snapped up the tiny terraced property for £500,000, sparking suspicions she must have won the lottery or robbed a bank.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Fisher, a teacher, is believed to be the first local person to buy a house in Southwold for more than eight years.\r\n\r\nTo celebrate, town dignitaries are laying on a special reception for her, with brewer Adnams providing free beer, wine and spirits.\r\n\r\nThe achingly-trendy seaside town has seen property prices sky-rocket, with posh Londoners snapping up any available house or flat to use as a second home.\r\n\r\nAs a result, locals have been forced out, and you can\'t walk down the High Street without hearing little Archie, Aubrey or Jemima shouting at mummy for an ice cream.\r\n\r\nLocal property expert Steve Walshe is still trying to come to terms with a local woman buying a house in Southwold.\r\n\r\n"This deserves to be front page news," he said. "How anyone local can buy a house here is, quite frankly, astonishing.\r\n\r\n"The smallest terraced will be upwards of half a million. Flats are not much cheaper.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"And if you wanted to buy a semi-detached or, heaven forbid, a detached property, it would be easier to buy a small country.\r\n\r\n"But of course that is no problem for the rich Londoners, who are perfectly happy to pay extortionate amounts for weekend bolt-holes in Southwold, which makes for a pleasant outing from Islington, Fulham or Kensington."\r\n\r\nLocal man Tony Stone is suspicious about how Ms Fisher managed to buy the house.\r\n\r\n"She says she is a teacher but she still managed to pay half a million for a tiny home.\r\n\r\n"She has either robbed a bank or come into some money - likely from some wealthy relatives in London."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Local woman manages to buy house in Southwold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8994-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-28 09:35:40', '2018-05-28 09:35:40', '', 8994, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8994-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8997, 1, '2018-05-28 09:39:04', '2018-05-28 09:39:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg" alt="Southwold house prices" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8995" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Southwold woman has somehow managed to fight off wealthy Londoners and buy a house in her home town, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, snapped up the tiny terraced property for £500,000, sparking suspicions she must have won the lottery or robbed a bank.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Fisher, a teacher, is believed to be the first local person to buy a house in Southwold for more than eight years.\r\n\r\nTo celebrate, town dignitaries are laying on a special reception for her, with brewer Adnams providing free beer, wine and spirits.\r\n\r\nThe achingly-trendy seaside town, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-lighthouse-common/">famous for its lighthouse</a>, has seen property prices sky-rocket, with posh Londoners snapping up any available house or flat to use as a second home.\r\n\r\nAs a result, locals have been forced out, and you can\'t walk down the High Street without hearing little Archie, Aubrey or Jemima shouting at mummy for an ice cream.\r\n\r\nLocal property expert Steve Walshe is still trying to come to terms with a local woman buying a house in Southwold.\r\n\r\n"This deserves to be front page news," he said. "How anyone local can buy a house here is, quite frankly, astonishing.\r\n\r\n"The smallest terraced will be upwards of half a million. Flats are not much cheaper.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"And if you wanted to buy a semi-detached or, heaven forbid, a detached property, it would be easier to buy a small country.\r\n\r\n"But of course that is no problem for the rich Londoners, who are perfectly happy to pay extortionate amounts for <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/second-home-show/">weekend bolt-holes in Southwold</a>, which makes for a pleasant outing from Islington, Fulham or Kensington."\r\n\r\nLocal man Tony Stone is suspicious about how Ms Fisher, who works in nearby <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lowestoft-time-zone/">Lowestoft</a>, managed to buy the house.\r\n\r\n"She says she is a teacher but she still managed to pay half a million for a tiny home.\r\n\r\n"She has either robbed a bank or come into some money - likely from some wealthy relatives in London."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Local woman manages to buy house in Southwold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8994-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-28 09:39:04', '2018-05-28 09:39:04', '', 8994, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8994-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8998, 1, '2018-05-28 09:41:31', '2018-05-28 09:41:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg" alt="Southwold house prices" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8995" /></a>\n\n<strong>A Southwold woman has somehow managed to fight off wealthy Londoners and buy a house in her home town, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, snapped up the tiny terraced property for £500,000, sparking suspicions she must have won the lottery or robbed a bank.\n\n\n\nMs Fisher, a teacher, is believed to be the first local person to buy a house in Southwold for more than eight years.\n\nTo celebrate, town dignitaries are laying on a special reception for her, with  Adnams providing free beer, wine and spirits.\n\nThe achingly-trendy seaside town, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-lighthouse-common/">famous for its lighthouse</a>, has seen property prices sky-rocket, with posh Londoners snapping up any available house or flat to use as a second home.\n\nAs a result, locals have been forced out, and you can\'t walk down the High Street without hearing little Archie, Aubrey or Jemima shouting at mummy for an ice cream.\n\nLocal property expert Steve Walshe is still trying to come to terms with a local woman buying a house in Southwold.\n\n"This deserves to be front page news," he said. "How anyone local can buy a house here is, quite frankly, astonishing.\n\n"The smallest terraced will be upwards of half a million. Flats are not much cheaper.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"And if you wanted to buy a semi-detached or, heaven forbid, a detached property, it would be easier to buy a small country.\n\n"But of course that is no problem for the rich Londoners, who are perfectly happy to pay extortionate amounts for <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/second-home-show/">weekend bolt-holes in Southwold</a>, which makes for a pleasant outing from Islington, Fulham or Kensington."\n\nLocal man Tony Stone is suspicious about how Ms Fisher, who works in nearby <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lowestoft-time-zone/">Lowestoft</a>, managed to buy the house.\n\n"She says she is a teacher but she still managed to pay half a million for a tiny home.\n\n"She has either robbed a bank or come into some money - likely from some wealthy relatives in London."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Local woman manages to buy house in Southwold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8994-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-28 09:41:31', '2018-05-28 09:41:31', '', 8994, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8994-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8999, 1, '2018-05-28 09:41:49', '2018-05-28 09:41:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg" alt="Southwold house prices" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8995" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Southwold woman has somehow managed to fight off wealthy Londoners and buy a house in her home town, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, snapped up the tiny terraced property for £500,000, sparking suspicions she must have won the lottery or robbed a bank.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Fisher, a teacher, is believed to be the first local person to buy a house in Southwold for more than eight years.\r\n\r\nTo celebrate, town dignitaries are laying on a special reception for her, with Adnams, the seaside town\'s brewery, providing free beer, wine and spirits.\r\n\r\nThe achingly-trendy seaside town, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-lighthouse-common/">famous for its lighthouse</a>, has seen property prices sky-rocket, with posh Londoners snapping up any available house or flat to use as a second home.\r\n\r\nAs a result, locals have been forced out, and you can\'t walk down the High Street without hearing little Archie, Aubrey or Jemima shouting at mummy for an ice cream.\r\n\r\nLocal property expert Steve Walshe is still trying to come to terms with a local woman buying a house in Southwold.\r\n\r\n"This deserves to be front page news," he said. "How anyone local can buy a house here is, quite frankly, astonishing.\r\n\r\n"The smallest terraced will be upwards of half a million. Flats are not much cheaper.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"And if you wanted to buy a semi-detached or, heaven forbid, a detached property, it would be easier to buy a small country.\r\n\r\n"But of course that is no problem for the rich Londoners, who are perfectly happy to pay extortionate amounts for <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/second-home-show/">weekend bolt-holes in Southwold</a>, which makes for a pleasant outing from Islington, Fulham or Kensington."\r\n\r\nLocal man Tony Stone is suspicious about how Ms Fisher, who works in nearby <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lowestoft-time-zone/">Lowestoft</a>, managed to buy the house.\r\n\r\n"She says she is a teacher but she still managed to pay half a million for a tiny home.\r\n\r\n"She has either robbed a bank or come into some money - likely from some wealthy relatives in London."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Local woman manages to buy house in Southwold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8994-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-28 09:41:49', '2018-05-28 09:41:49', '', 8994, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8994-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9000, 1, '2018-05-28 09:57:38', '2018-05-28 09:57:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/southwold-house-prices.jpg" alt="Southwold house prices" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8995" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Southwold woman has somehow managed to fight off wealthy Londoners and buy a house in her home town, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, snapped up the tiny terraced property for £500,000, sparking suspicions she must have won the lottery or robbed a bank.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Fisher, a teacher, is believed to be the first local person to buy a house in Southwold for more than eight years.\r\n\r\nTo celebrate, town dignitaries are laying on a special reception for her, with Adnams, the seaside town\'s brewery, providing free beer, wine and spirits.\r\n\r\nThe achingly-trendy resort, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-lighthouse-common/">famous for its lighthouse</a>, has seen property prices sky-rocket, with posh Londoners snapping up any available house or flat to use as a second home.\r\n\r\nAs a result, locals have been forced out, and you can\'t walk down the High Street without hearing little Archie, Aubrey or Jemima shouting at mummy for an ice cream.\r\n\r\nLocal property expert Steve Walshe is still trying to come to terms with a local woman buying a house in Southwold.\r\n\r\n"This deserves to be front page news," he said. "How anyone local can buy a house here is, quite frankly, astonishing.\r\n\r\n"The smallest terraced will be upwards of half a million. Flats are not much cheaper.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"And if you wanted to buy a semi-detached or, heaven forbid, a detached property, it would be easier to buy a small country.\r\n\r\n"But of course that is no problem for the rich Londoners, who are perfectly happy to pay extortionate amounts for <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/second-home-show/">weekend bolt-holes in Southwold</a>, which makes for a pleasant outing from Islington, Fulham or Kensington."\r\n\r\nLocal man Tony Stone is suspicious about how Ms Fisher, who works in nearby <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lowestoft-time-zone/">Lowestoft</a>, managed to buy the house.\r\n\r\n"She says she is a teacher but she still managed to pay half a million for a tiny home.\r\n\r\n"She has either robbed a bank or come into some money - likely from some wealthy relatives in London."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Local woman manages to buy house in Southwold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8994-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-28 09:57:38', '2018-05-28 09:57:38', '', 8994, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8994-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9002, 1, '2018-05-29 12:08:02', '2018-05-29 12:08:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg" alt="Bedding plants in potholes" width="499" height="324" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9003" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The growing number of potholes on Suffolk\'s roads will be filled with attractive bedding plants in a new initiative by the county council.</strong>\r\n\r\nHighways bosses say floral treats will not only look pretty, but slow drivers down as they avoid squashing them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAccountants for Suffolk County Council worked out it was cheaper to fill a pothole with beautiful plants like geraniums, busy lizzies and begonias than it was to repair it properly.\r\n\r\nThey secretly tested a road outside Stowmarket last week, filling the numerous potholes with earth and a variety of flowers.\r\n\r\nThe results were an immediate success, and work will start throughout the rest of the county next week.\r\n\r\nAnd soon Suffolk\'s roads will be awash with colour.\r\n\r\nCounty highways official Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We think this is a brilliant initiative.\r\n\r\n"The plants will look gorgeous, there will be riot of colour on our roads, including all the A, B and C roads.\r\n\r\n"Drivers will appreciate not only the colourful displays in the middle of the road, but also the fact they will prevent damage to their vehicles because they will be avoiding the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/potholes/">potholes </a>underneath."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the county council refused to say if a person would be paid to go around and water all the plants.\r\n\r\n"We have studied the long-range weather forecast and we are confident the plants will receive plenty of natural watering throughout the whole summer.\r\n\r\n"Of course, we will have to replace them with hardy perennials in time for the winter," the spokesman said.\r\n\r\nBut some car drivers were not keen on the green initiative. Shirley Capon from Woodbridge said: "I spend enough time trying to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/motorists/">avoid lycra-clad cyclists on the road</a> as it is.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least these plants will look and smell better."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Council fills potholes with bedding plants', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'pothole-bedding-plants', '', '', '2018-05-29 16:01:32', '2018-05-29 16:01:32', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9002', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9004, 1, '2018-05-29 12:06:24', '2018-05-29 12:06:24', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg" alt="Bedding plants in potholes" width="499" height="324" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9003" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The growing number of potholes on Suffolk\'s roads will be filled with attractive bedding plants in a new initiative by the county council.</strong>\r\n\r\nHighways bosses say floral treats will not only look pretty, but slow drivers down as they avoid squashing them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAccountants for Suffolk County Council worked out it was cheaper to fill a pothole with beautiful plants like geraniums, busy lizzies and begonias than it was to repair it properly.\r\n\r\nThey secretly tested a road outside Stowmarket last week, filling the numerous potholes with earth and a variety of fauna.\r\n\r\nThe results were an immediate success, and work will start throughout the rest of the county next week.\r\n\r\nAnd soon Suffolk\'s roads will be awash with colour.\r\n\r\nCounty highways official Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We think this is a brilliant initiative.\r\n\r\n"The plants will look gorgeous, there will be riot of colour on our roads, including all the A, B and C roads.\r\n\r\n"Drivers will appreciate not only the colourful displays in the middle of the road, but also the fact they will prevent damage to their vehicles because they will be avoiding the potholes underneath."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the county council refused to say if a man would be paid to go around and water all the plants.\r\n\r\n"We have studied the long-range weather forecast and we are confident the plants will receive plenty of natural watering throughout the whole summer.\r\n\r\n"Of course, we will have to replace them with hardy perennials in time for the winter," the spokesman said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Council fills potholes with bedding plants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9002-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-29 12:06:24', '2018-05-29 12:06:24', '', 9002, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9002-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9005, 1, '2018-05-29 12:10:54', '2018-05-29 12:10:54', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg" alt="Bedding plants in potholes" width="499" height="324" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9003" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The growing number of potholes on Suffolk\'s roads will be filled with attractive bedding plants in a new initiative by the county council.</strong>\r\n\r\nHighways bosses say floral treats will not only look pretty, but slow drivers down as they avoid squashing them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAccountants for Suffolk County Council worked out it was cheaper to fill a pothole with beautiful plants like geraniums, busy lizzies and begonias than it was to repair it properly.\r\n\r\nThey secretly tested a road outside Stowmarket last week, filling the numerous potholes with earth and a variety of fauna.\r\n\r\nThe results were an immediate success, and work will start throughout the rest of the county next week.\r\n\r\nAnd soon Suffolk\'s roads will be awash with colour.\r\n\r\nCounty highways official Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We think this is a brilliant initiative.\r\n\r\n"The plants will look gorgeous, there will be riot of colour on our roads, including all the A, B and C roads.\r\n\r\n"Drivers will appreciate not only the colourful displays in the middle of the road, but also the fact they will prevent damage to their vehicles because they will be avoiding the potholes underneath."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the county council refused to say if a person would be paid to go around and water all the plants.\r\n\r\n"We have studied the long-range weather forecast and we are confident the plants will receive plenty of natural watering throughout the whole summer.\r\n\r\n"Of course, we will have to replace them with hardy perennials in time for the winter," the spokesman said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Council fills potholes with bedding plants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9002-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-29 12:10:54', '2018-05-29 12:10:54', '', 9002, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9002-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9006, 1, '2018-05-29 12:28:15', '2018-05-29 12:28:15', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg" alt="Bedding plants in potholes" width="499" height="324" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9003" /></a>\n\n<strong>The growing number of potholes on Suffolk\'s roads will be filled with attractive bedding plants in a new initiative by the county council.</strong>\n\nHighways bosses say floral treats will not only look pretty, but slow drivers down as they avoid squashing them.\n\n\n\nAccountants for Suffolk County Council worked out it was cheaper to fill a pothole with beautiful plants like geraniums, busy lizzies and begonias than it was to repair it properly.\n\nThey secretly tested a road outside Stowmarket last week, filling the numerous potholes with earth and a variety of fauna.\n\nThe results were an immediate success, and work will start throughout the rest of the county next week.\n\nAnd soon Suffolk\'s roads will be awash with colour.\n\nCounty highways official Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We think this is a brilliant initiative.\n\n"The plants will look gorgeous, there will be riot of colour on our roads, including all the A, B and C roads.\n\n"Drivers will appreciate not only the colourful displays in the middle of the road, but also the fact they will prevent damage to their vehicles because they will be avoiding the potholes underneath."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for the county council refused to say if a person would be paid to go around and water all the plants.\n\n"We have studied the long-range weather forecast and we are confident the plants will receive plenty of natural watering throughout the whole summer.\n\n"Of course, we will have to replace them with hardy perennials in time for the winter," the spokesman said.\n\nBut some car drivers were not keen on the green initiative. Shirley Capon from Woodbridge said: "I spend enough time trying to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/motorists/">avoid lycra-clad cyclists on the road</a> as it is.\n\n"But I suppose at least these plants will look and smell better."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Council fills potholes with bedding plants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9002-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-29 12:28:15', '2018-05-29 12:28:15', '', 9002, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9002-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9007, 1, '2018-05-29 12:17:49', '2018-05-29 12:17:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg" alt="Bedding plants in potholes" width="499" height="324" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9003" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The growing number of potholes on Suffolk\'s roads will be filled with attractive bedding plants in a new initiative by the county council.</strong>\r\n\r\nHighways bosses say floral treats will not only look pretty, but slow drivers down as they avoid squashing them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAccountants for Suffolk County Council worked out it was cheaper to fill a pothole with beautiful plants like geraniums, busy lizzies and begonias than it was to repair it properly.\r\n\r\nThey secretly tested a road outside Stowmarket last week, filling the numerous potholes with earth and a variety of fauna.\r\n\r\nThe results were an immediate success, and work will start throughout the rest of the county next week.\r\n\r\nAnd soon Suffolk\'s roads will be awash with colour.\r\n\r\nCounty highways official Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We think this is a brilliant initiative.\r\n\r\n"The plants will look gorgeous, there will be riot of colour on our roads, including all the A, B and C roads.\r\n\r\n"Drivers will appreciate not only the colourful displays in the middle of the road, but also the fact they will prevent damage to their vehicles because they will be avoiding the potholes underneath."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the county council refused to say if a person would be paid to go around and water all the plants.\r\n\r\n"We have studied the long-range weather forecast and we are confident the plants will receive plenty of natural watering throughout the whole summer.\r\n\r\n"Of course, we will have to replace them with hardy perennials in time for the winter," the spokesman said.\r\n\r\nBut some car drivers were not keen on the green initiative. Shirley Capon from Woodbridge said: "I spend enough time trying to avoid lycra-clad cyclists as it is.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least these plants will look and smell better."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Council fills potholes with bedding plants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9002-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-29 12:17:49', '2018-05-29 12:17:49', '', 9002, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9002-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9008, 1, '2018-05-29 12:18:32', '2018-05-29 12:18:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg" alt="Bedding plants in potholes" width="499" height="324" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9003" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The growing number of potholes on Suffolk\'s roads will be filled with attractive bedding plants in a new initiative by the county council.</strong>\r\n\r\nHighways bosses say floral treats will not only look pretty, but slow drivers down as they avoid squashing them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAccountants for Suffolk County Council worked out it was cheaper to fill a pothole with beautiful plants like geraniums, busy lizzies and begonias than it was to repair it properly.\r\n\r\nThey secretly tested a road outside Stowmarket last week, filling the numerous potholes with earth and a variety of fauna.\r\n\r\nThe results were an immediate success, and work will start throughout the rest of the county next week.\r\n\r\nAnd soon Suffolk\'s roads will be awash with colour.\r\n\r\nCounty highways official Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We think this is a brilliant initiative.\r\n\r\n"The plants will look gorgeous, there will be riot of colour on our roads, including all the A, B and C roads.\r\n\r\n"Drivers will appreciate not only the colourful displays in the middle of the road, but also the fact they will prevent damage to their vehicles because they will be avoiding the potholes underneath."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the county council refused to say if a person would be paid to go around and water all the plants.\r\n\r\n"We have studied the long-range weather forecast and we are confident the plants will receive plenty of natural watering throughout the whole summer.\r\n\r\n"Of course, we will have to replace them with hardy perennials in time for the winter," the spokesman said.\r\n\r\nBut some car drivers were not keen on the green initiative. Shirley Capon from Woodbridge said: "I spend enough time trying to avoid lycra-clad cyclists on the road as it is.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least these plants will look and smell better."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Council fills potholes with bedding plants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9002-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-29 12:18:32', '2018-05-29 12:18:32', '', 9002, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9002-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9009, 1, '2018-05-29 12:28:23', '2018-05-29 12:28:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg" alt="Bedding plants in potholes" width="499" height="324" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9003" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The growing number of potholes on Suffolk\'s roads will be filled with attractive bedding plants in a new initiative by the county council.</strong>\r\n\r\nHighways bosses say floral treats will not only look pretty, but slow drivers down as they avoid squashing them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAccountants for Suffolk County Council worked out it was cheaper to fill a pothole with beautiful plants like geraniums, busy lizzies and begonias than it was to repair it properly.\r\n\r\nThey secretly tested a road outside Stowmarket last week, filling the numerous potholes with earth and a variety of fauna.\r\n\r\nThe results were an immediate success, and work will start throughout the rest of the county next week.\r\n\r\nAnd soon Suffolk\'s roads will be awash with colour.\r\n\r\nCounty highways official Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We think this is a brilliant initiative.\r\n\r\n"The plants will look gorgeous, there will be riot of colour on our roads, including all the A, B and C roads.\r\n\r\n"Drivers will appreciate not only the colourful displays in the middle of the road, but also the fact they will prevent damage to their vehicles because they will be avoiding the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/potholes/">potholes </a>underneath."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the county council refused to say if a person would be paid to go around and water all the plants.\r\n\r\n"We have studied the long-range weather forecast and we are confident the plants will receive plenty of natural watering throughout the whole summer.\r\n\r\n"Of course, we will have to replace them with hardy perennials in time for the winter," the spokesman said.\r\n\r\nBut some car drivers were not keen on the green initiative. Shirley Capon from Woodbridge said: "I spend enough time trying to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/motorists/">avoid lycra-clad cyclists on the road</a> as it is.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least these plants will look and smell better."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Council fills potholes with bedding plants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9002-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-29 12:28:23', '2018-05-29 12:28:23', '', 9002, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9002-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9010, 1, '2018-05-29 16:01:32', '2018-05-29 16:01:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/potholes-in-flowers.jpg" alt="Bedding plants in potholes" width="499" height="324" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9003" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The growing number of potholes on Suffolk\'s roads will be filled with attractive bedding plants in a new initiative by the county council.</strong>\r\n\r\nHighways bosses say floral treats will not only look pretty, but slow drivers down as they avoid squashing them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAccountants for Suffolk County Council worked out it was cheaper to fill a pothole with beautiful plants like geraniums, busy lizzies and begonias than it was to repair it properly.\r\n\r\nThey secretly tested a road outside Stowmarket last week, filling the numerous potholes with earth and a variety of flowers.\r\n\r\nThe results were an immediate success, and work will start throughout the rest of the county next week.\r\n\r\nAnd soon Suffolk\'s roads will be awash with colour.\r\n\r\nCounty highways official Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We think this is a brilliant initiative.\r\n\r\n"The plants will look gorgeous, there will be riot of colour on our roads, including all the A, B and C roads.\r\n\r\n"Drivers will appreciate not only the colourful displays in the middle of the road, but also the fact they will prevent damage to their vehicles because they will be avoiding the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/potholes/">potholes </a>underneath."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the county council refused to say if a person would be paid to go around and water all the plants.\r\n\r\n"We have studied the long-range weather forecast and we are confident the plants will receive plenty of natural watering throughout the whole summer.\r\n\r\n"Of course, we will have to replace them with hardy perennials in time for the winter," the spokesman said.\r\n\r\nBut some car drivers were not keen on the green initiative. Shirley Capon from Woodbridge said: "I spend enough time trying to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/motorists/">avoid lycra-clad cyclists on the road</a> as it is.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least these plants will look and smell better."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Council fills potholes with bedding plants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9002-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-29 16:01:32', '2018-05-29 16:01:32', '', 9002, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9002-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9011, 1, '2018-05-30 12:34:34', '2018-05-30 12:34:34', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/arsenal-gun.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/arsenal-gun.jpg" alt="Arsenal cannon" width="735" height="512" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9012" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The row over England footballer Raheem Sterling\'s gun tattoo intensified today when it emerged Arsenal display a more menacing weapon.</strong>\r\n\r\nNow there are calls for the London club to be thrown out of the Premier League for inciting violence.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManchester City striker Sterling faced demands to be dropped from the World Cup after sharing a photograph of the gun tattoo down his right calf.\r\n\r\nHe claimed the inking was simply in memory of his father, who was shot dead in Jamaica when Sterling was just two.\r\n\r\nBut still everyone got very cross and took to newspapers and social media to say how disgusted they were that a public figure, who young people looked up to, could promote guns in such a way.\r\n\r\nNow it has emerged that Arsenal has been showing off its huge weapon for years, a massive cannon that could do lots more damage than the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-shoot-dawdling/">single assault rifle</a> on Sterling\'s leg.\r\n\r\nSnowflake Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is an absolute disgrace.\r\n\r\n"There is way too much gun crime in London, and here we have a famous London football club shamelessly displaying its huge gun.\r\n\r\n"Young people going to watch games will be influenced by this, and find their own cannon.\r\n\r\n"Before you know it, the streets around Islington will be like something from the Battle of Gettysburg.\r\n\r\n"I demand that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/arsenal-moscow/">Arsenal </a>be thrown out of the Premier League, as well as West Ham because hammers are dangerous, too."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, more shocking news was emerging from the world of football.\r\n\r\nAs knife crime continues to soar, it has been revealed Sheffield United show off two huge machetes on their shirts.\r\n\r\nAnd London minnows Dagenham and Redbridge have two daggers - a sure way of turning impressionable young supporters into knife-wielding maniacs.\r\n\r\nYouth crime expert Steve Walshe said the Football Association should launch an immediate inquiry.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Everyone was getting upset about Raheem Sterling\'s tattoo, but your report has clearly highlighted the problem in football is worse than we thought, with top clubs encouraging people to be killers."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Football shame grows as Arsenal display huge gun', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'arsenal-gun', '', '', '2018-05-30 12:39:25', '2018-05-30 12:39:25', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9011', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9013, 1, '2018-05-30 12:32:34', '2018-05-30 12:32:34', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/arsenal-gun.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/arsenal-gun.jpg" alt="Arsenal cannon" width="735" height="512" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9012" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The row over England footballer Raheem Sterling\'s gun tattoo intensified today when it emerged Arsenal display a more menacing weapon.</strong>\r\n\r\nNow there are calls for the London club to be thrown out of the Premier League for inciting violence.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManchester City striker Sterling faced demands to be dropped from the World Cup after sharing a photograph of the gun tattoo down his right calf.\r\n\r\nHe claimed the inking was simply in memory of his father, who was shot dead in Jamaica when Sterling was just two.\r\n\r\nBut still everyone got very cross and took to newspapers and social media to say how disgusted they were that a public figure, who young people looked up to, could promote guns in such a way.\r\n\r\nNow it has emerged that Arsenal has been showing off its huge weapon for years, a massive cannon that could do lots more damage than the single assault rifle on Sterling\'s leg.\r\n\r\nSnowflake Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is an absolute disgrace.\r\n\r\n"There is way too much gun crime in London, and here we have a famous London football club shamelessly displaying its huge gun.\r\n\r\n"Young people going to watch games will be influenced by this, and find their own cannon.\r\n\r\n"Before you know it, the streets around Islington will be like something from the Battle of Gettysburg.\r\n\r\n"I demand that Arsenal be thrown out of the Premier League, as well as West Ham because hammers are dangerous, too."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, more shocking news was emerging from the world of football.\r\n\r\nAs knife crime continues to soar, it has been revealed Sheffield United show off two huge machetes on their shirts.\r\n\r\nAnd London minnows Dagenham and Redbridge have to daggers - a sure way of turning impressionable young supporters into knife-wielding maniacs.\r\n\r\nYouth crime expert Steve Walshe said the Football Association should launch an immediate inquiry.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Everyone was getting upset about Raheem Sterling\'s tattoo, but your report has clearly highlighted the problem in football is worse than we thought, with top clubs encouraging people to be killers."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Football shame grows as Arsenal display huge gun', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9011-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-30 12:32:34', '2018-05-30 12:32:34', '', 9011, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9011-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9014, 1, '2018-05-30 12:34:34', '2018-05-30 12:34:34', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/arsenal-gun.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/arsenal-gun.jpg" alt="Arsenal cannon" width="735" height="512" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9012" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The row over England footballer Raheem Sterling\'s gun tattoo intensified today when it emerged Arsenal display a more menacing weapon.</strong>\r\n\r\nNow there are calls for the London club to be thrown out of the Premier League for inciting violence.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManchester City striker Sterling faced demands to be dropped from the World Cup after sharing a photograph of the gun tattoo down his right calf.\r\n\r\nHe claimed the inking was simply in memory of his father, who was shot dead in Jamaica when Sterling was just two.\r\n\r\nBut still everyone got very cross and took to newspapers and social media to say how disgusted they were that a public figure, who young people looked up to, could promote guns in such a way.\r\n\r\nNow it has emerged that Arsenal has been showing off its huge weapon for years, a massive cannon that could do lots more damage than the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-shoot-dawdling/">single assault rifle</a> on Sterling\'s leg.\r\n\r\nSnowflake Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is an absolute disgrace.\r\n\r\n"There is way too much gun crime in London, and here we have a famous London football club shamelessly displaying its huge gun.\r\n\r\n"Young people going to watch games will be influenced by this, and find their own cannon.\r\n\r\n"Before you know it, the streets around Islington will be like something from the Battle of Gettysburg.\r\n\r\n"I demand that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/arsenal-moscow/">Arsenal </a>be thrown out of the Premier League, as well as West Ham because hammers are dangerous, too."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, more shocking news was emerging from the world of football.\r\n\r\nAs knife crime continues to soar, it has been revealed Sheffield United show off two huge machetes on their shirts.\r\n\r\nAnd London minnows Dagenham and Redbridge have to daggers - a sure way of turning impressionable young supporters into knife-wielding maniacs.\r\n\r\nYouth crime expert Steve Walshe said the Football Association should launch an immediate inquiry.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Everyone was getting upset about Raheem Sterling\'s tattoo, but your report has clearly highlighted the problem in football is worse than we thought, with top clubs encouraging people to be killers."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Football shame grows as Arsenal display huge gun', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9011-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-30 12:34:34', '2018-05-30 12:34:34', '', 9011, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9011-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9015, 1, '2018-05-30 12:37:14', '2018-05-30 12:37:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/arsenal-gun.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/arsenal-gun.jpg" alt="Arsenal cannon" width="735" height="512" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9012" /></a>\n\n<strong>The row over England footballer Raheem Sterling\'s gun tattoo intensified today when it emerged Arsenal display a more menacing weapon.</strong>\n\nNow there are calls for the London club to be thrown out of the Premier League for inciting violence.\n\n\n\nManchester City striker Sterling faced demands to be dropped from the World Cup after sharing a photograph of the gun tattoo down his right calf.\n\nHe claimed the inking was simply in memory of his father, who was shot dead in Jamaica when Sterling was just two.\n\nBut still everyone got very cross and took to newspapers and social media to say how disgusted they were that a public figure, who young people looked up to, could promote guns in such a way.\n\nNow it has emerged that Arsenal has been showing off its huge weapon for years, a massive cannon that could do lots more damage than the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-shoot-dawdling/">single assault rifle</a> on Sterling\'s leg.\n\nSnowflake Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is an absolute disgrace.\n\n"There is way too much gun crime in London, and here we have a famous London football club shamelessly displaying its huge gun.\n\n"Young people going to watch games will be influenced by this, and find their own cannon.\n\n"Before you know it, the streets around Islington will be like something from the Battle of Gettysburg.\n\n"I demand that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/arsenal-moscow/">Arsenal </a>be thrown out of the Premier League, as well as West Ham because hammers are dangerous, too."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMeanwhile, more shocking news was emerging from the world of football.\n\nAs knife crime continues to soar, it has been revealed Sheffield United show off two huge machetes on their shirts.\n\nAnd London minnows Dagenham and Redbridge have two daggers - a sure way of turning impressionable young supporters into knife-wielding maniacs.\n\nYouth crime expert Steve Walshe said the Football Association should launch an immediate inquiry.\n\nHe said: "Everyone was getting upset about Raheem Sterling\'s tattoo, but your report has clearly highlighted the problem in football is worse than we thought, with top clubs encouraging people to be killers."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Football shame grows as Arsenal display huge gun', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9011-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-30 12:37:14', '2018-05-30 12:37:14', '', 9011, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9011-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9016, 1, '2018-05-30 12:37:43', '2018-05-30 12:37:43', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/arsenal-gun.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/arsenal-gun.jpg" alt="Arsenal cannon" width="735" height="512" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9012" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The row over England footballer Raheem Sterling\'s gun tattoo intensified today when it emerged Arsenal display a more menacing weapon.</strong>\r\n\r\nNow there are calls for the London club to be thrown out of the Premier League for inciting violence.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManchester City striker Sterling faced demands to be dropped from the World Cup after sharing a photograph of the gun tattoo down his right calf.\r\n\r\nHe claimed the inking was simply in memory of his father, who was shot dead in Jamaica when Sterling was just two.\r\n\r\nBut still everyone got very cross and took to newspapers and social media to say how disgusted they were that a public figure, who young people looked up to, could promote guns in such a way.\r\n\r\nNow it has emerged that Arsenal has been showing off its huge weapon for years, a massive cannon that could do lots more damage than the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-shoot-dawdling/">single assault rifle</a> on Sterling\'s leg.\r\n\r\nSnowflake Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is an absolute disgrace.\r\n\r\n"There is way too much gun crime in London, and here we have a famous London football club shamelessly displaying its huge gun.\r\n\r\n"Young people going to watch games will be influenced by this, and find their own cannon.\r\n\r\n"Before you know it, the streets around Islington will be like something from the Battle of Gettysburg.\r\n\r\n"I demand that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/arsenal-moscow/">Arsenal </a>be thrown out of the Premier League, as well as West Ham because hammers are dangerous, too."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, more shocking news was emerging from the world of football.\r\n\r\nAs knife crime continues to soar, it has been revealed Sheffield United show off two huge machetes on their shirts.\r\n\r\nAnd London minnows Dagenham and Redbridge have two daggers - a sure way of turning impressionable young supporters into knife-wielding maniacs.\r\n\r\nYouth crime expert Steve Walshe said the Football Association should launch an immediate inquiry.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Everyone was getting upset about Raheem Sterling\'s tattoo, but your report has clearly highlighted the problem in football is worse than we thought, with top clubs encouraging people to be killers."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Football shame grows as Arsenal display huge gun', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9011-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-30 12:37:43', '2018-05-30 12:37:43', '', 9011, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9011-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9017, 1, '2018-05-31 10:05:46', '2018-05-31 10:05:46', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg" alt="Horse" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9018" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo regulars from a Norfolk pub have been fined after a throwing a whole horse during a traditional horseshoe-throwing tournament.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe brothers hadn\'t fully grasped what horseshoe throwing involved, and repeatedly threw the stunned animal across the pub car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNorwich magistrates heard Gary and Bryan Spuckler entered a team into the Norwich and District Horseshoe Throwing Contest at the Cock and Pye Inn outside Wroxham.\r\n\r\nBut instead of turning up to the event with two gleaming iron horseshoes, used traditionally to throw nearest to a stake, they brought a horse they had borrowed from a family friend.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, prosecuting at Norwich Magistrates Court, said the brothers were charged with animal cruelty.\r\n\r\n<h3>Horseshoe throwing</h3>\r\n\r\nShe told magistrates: "When it was their turn to play, other teams watched in horror as they picked up the horse and threw it across the car park to the target area.\r\n\r\n"Everyone began shouting at them, but they misunderstood, thinking they must have thrown the animal from the wrong place.\r\n\r\n"So while the stunned horse dusted itself down, the pair turned around and did it again."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said the horse, a ten-year-old chestnut called Delia, suffered cuts and bruises, but had escaped serious injury.\r\n\r\nBut the horseshoe landing pit and stakes were flattened beyond repair, and the annual competition had to be called off, with all the teams, from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">pubs across Norfolk</a>, retiring to the bar.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge, defending the Spucklers, told magistrates they were deeply sorry for what they had done.\r\n\r\n"It was an innocent mistake," Mr Partridge said. "They had not read the rules of horseshoe throwing and got it terribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"This is a traditional country pass-time, played in rural pub car parks for generations, and the Spucklers were keen to give it a go.\r\n\r\n"In hindsight, they would have been better to have gone along simply to watch."\r\n\r\nGary, 44, and Bryan Spuckler, 48, both painters and decorators, admitted cruelty to a horse, and were each fined £250 and ordered to pay compensation to the Cock and Pye landlord, Mr Don Lightfoot.\r\n\r\nHe had written to the court, claiming £35 damages to his horseshoe throwing pit in the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/children-in-pubs/">pub car park</a>.\r\n\r\nMartin Wyard, a spokesman for the National Horseshoe Pitchers Association, said he had never heard of contestants throwing a whole horse before.\r\n\r\n"We didn\'t think anyone could be so stupid," he said.\r\n\r\nDelia, meanwhile, has fully recovered from her ordeal and is enjoying being put out to grass on a field in Carrow Road, Norwich.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brothers threw whole horse in horseshoe-throwing contest, court hears', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'horseshoe-throwing', '', '', '2018-05-31 10:22:52', '2018-05-31 10:22:52', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9017', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9018, 1, '2018-05-31 09:38:43', '2018-05-31 09:38:43', 'Two brothers fined for throwing whole horse during horseshoe throwing content', 'horseshoe throwing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'horseshoe-throwing', '', '', '2018-05-31 09:39:30', '2018-05-31 09:39:30', '', 9017, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9019, 1, '2018-05-31 09:56:58', '2018-05-31 09:56:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg" alt="Horse" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9018" /></a>\r\n\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nRegulars from Norfolk pub have been fined after a horse was injured during a traditional horseshoe-throwing tournament.\r\n\r\nThe two brothers hadn\'t fully grasped what horseshoe throwing involved, and repeatedly threw the whole horse across the pub car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNorwich magistrates heard Gary and Bryan Spuckler entered a team at the Norwich and District Horseshoe Throwing Contest at the Cock and Pye Inn outside Wroxham.\r\n\r\nBut instead of turning up to the event with two gleaming horseshoes, used traditionally to throw nearest to a stake, they brought a horse they had borrowed from a family friend.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, prosecuting at Norwich magistrates, told the court the brothers were charged with animal cruelty.\r\n\r\nShe said: "When it was their turn to play, other teams watched in horror as they picked up the horse and threw it across the car park to the target area.\r\n\r\n"Everyone began shouting at them, but they misunderstood, thinking they must have thrown the horse from the wrong place.\r\n\r\n"So while the stunned animal dusted itself down, the pair turned around and did it again."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said the horse, a ten-year-old chestnut called Delia, suffered cuts and bruises, but had escaped serious injury.\r\n\r\nBut the horseshoe landing pit and stakes were flattened beyond repair and the annual competition was called off, with all the teams, from pubs across Norfolk, retiring to the bar.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge, defending the Spucklers, told magistrates they were deeply sorry for what they had done.\r\n\r\n"It was an innocent mistake," Mr Partridge said. "They had not read the rules of horseshoe throwing and got it terribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"This is a traditional country pass-time, played in rural pub car parks for generations, and the Spucklers wanted to give it a go.\r\n\r\n"In hindsight, they would have been better have gone along simply to watch."\r\n\r\nGary, 44, and Bryan Spuckler, 48, both admitted cruelty to a horse, and were each fined £250 and ordered to pay compensation to the Cock and Pye landlord, Don Lightfoot.\r\n\r\nHe had written to the court, claiming £35 damages to his horseshoe throwing pit in the pub car park.\r\n\r\nMartin Wyard, a spokesman for the National Horseshoe Pitchers Association, said he had never heard of contestants throwing a whole horse before.\r\n\r\n"We didn\'t think anyone could be so stupid," he said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brothers threw whole horse in horseshoe-throwing contest, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9017-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-31 09:56:58', '2018-05-31 09:56:58', '', 9017, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9017-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9020, 1, '2018-05-31 10:05:46', '2018-05-31 10:05:46', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg" alt="Horse" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9018" /></a>\r\n\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nRegulars from Norfolk pub have been fined after a throwing a whole horse during a traditional horseshoe-throwing tournament.\r\n\r\nThe two brothers hadn\'t fully grasped what horseshoe throwing involved, and repeatedly threw the stunned animal across the pub car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNorwich magistrates heard Gary and Bryan Spuckler entered a team into the Norwich and District Horseshoe Throwing Contest at the Cock and Pye Inn outside Wroxham.\r\n\r\nBut instead of turning up to the event with two gleaming horseshoes, used traditionally to throw nearest to a stake, they brought a horse they had borrowed from a family friend.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, prosecuting at Norwich Magistrates Court, said the brothers were charged with animal cruelty.\r\n\r\nShe told magistrates: "When it was their turn to play, other teams watched in horror as they picked up the horse and threw it across the car park to the target area.\r\n\r\n"Everyone began shouting at them, but they misunderstood, thinking they must have thrown the horse from the wrong place.\r\n\r\n"So while the stunned animal dusted itself down, the pair turned around and did it again."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said the horse, a ten-year-old chestnut called Delia, suffered cuts and bruises, but had escaped serious injury.\r\n\r\nBut the horseshoe landing pit and stakes were flattened beyond repair and the annual competition had to be called off, with all the teams, from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">pubs across Norfolk</a>, retiring to the bar.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge, defending the Spucklers, told magistrates they were deeply sorry for what they had done.\r\n\r\n"It was an innocent mistake," Mr Partridge said. "They had not read the rules of horseshoe throwing and got it terribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"This is a traditional country pass-time, played in rural pub car parks for generations, and the Spucklers were keen to give it a go.\r\n\r\n"In hindsight, they would have been better to have gone along simply to watch."\r\n\r\nGary, 44, and Bryan Spuckler, 48, both painters and decorators, admitted cruelty to a horse, and were each fined £250 and ordered to pay compensation to the Cock and Pye landlord, Mr Don Lightfoot.\r\n\r\nHe had written to the court, claiming £35 damages to his horseshoe throwing pit in the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/children-in-pubs/">pub car park</a>.\r\n\r\nMartin Wyard, a spokesman for the National Horseshoe Pitchers Association, said he had never heard of contestants throwing a whole horse before.\r\n\r\n"We didn\'t think anyone could be so stupid," he said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brothers threw whole horse in horseshoe-throwing contest, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9017-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-31 10:05:46', '2018-05-31 10:05:46', '', 9017, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9017-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9021, 1, '2018-05-31 10:06:50', '2018-05-31 10:06:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg" alt="Horse" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9018" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nRegulars from Norfolk pub have been fined after a throwing a whole horse during a traditional horseshoe-throwing tournament.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe two brothers hadn\'t fully grasped what horseshoe throwing involved, and repeatedly threw the stunned animal across the pub car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNorwich magistrates heard Gary and Bryan Spuckler entered a team into the Norwich and District Horseshoe Throwing Contest at the Cock and Pye Inn outside Wroxham.\r\n\r\nBut instead of turning up to the event with two gleaming horseshoes, used traditionally to throw nearest to a stake, they brought a horse they had borrowed from a family friend.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, prosecuting at Norwich Magistrates Court, said the brothers were charged with animal cruelty.\r\n\r\nShe told magistrates: "When it was their turn to play, other teams watched in horror as they picked up the horse and threw it across the car park to the target area.\r\n\r\n"Everyone began shouting at them, but they misunderstood, thinking they must have thrown the horse from the wrong place.\r\n\r\n"So while the stunned animal dusted itself down, the pair turned around and did it again."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said the horse, a ten-year-old chestnut called Delia, suffered cuts and bruises, but had escaped serious injury.\r\n\r\nBut the horseshoe landing pit and stakes were flattened beyond repair and the annual competition had to be called off, with all the teams, from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">pubs across Norfolk</a>, retiring to the bar.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge, defending the Spucklers, told magistrates they were deeply sorry for what they had done.\r\n\r\n"It was an innocent mistake," Mr Partridge said. "They had not read the rules of horseshoe throwing and got it terribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"This is a traditional country pass-time, played in rural pub car parks for generations, and the Spucklers were keen to give it a go.\r\n\r\n"In hindsight, they would have been better to have gone along simply to watch."\r\n\r\nGary, 44, and Bryan Spuckler, 48, both painters and decorators, admitted cruelty to a horse, and were each fined £250 and ordered to pay compensation to the Cock and Pye landlord, Mr Don Lightfoot.\r\n\r\nHe had written to the court, claiming £35 damages to his horseshoe throwing pit in the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/children-in-pubs/">pub car park</a>.\r\n\r\nMartin Wyard, a spokesman for the National Horseshoe Pitchers Association, said he had never heard of contestants throwing a whole horse before.\r\n\r\n"We didn\'t think anyone could be so stupid," he said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brothers threw whole horse in horseshoe-throwing contest, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9017-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-31 10:06:50', '2018-05-31 10:06:50', '', 9017, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9017-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9022, 1, '2018-05-31 10:21:41', '2018-05-31 10:21:41', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg" alt="Horse" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9018" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nTwo regulars from a Norfolk pub have been fined after a throwing a whole horse during a traditional horseshoe-throwing tournament.</strong>\n\nThe brothers hadn\'t fully grasped what horseshoe throwing involved, and repeatedly threw the stunned animal across the pub car park.\n\n\n\nNorwich magistrates heard Gary and Bryan Spuckler entered a team into the Norwich and District Horseshoe Throwing Contest at the Cock and Pye Inn outside Wroxham.\n\nBut instead of turning up to the event with two gleaming iron horseshoes, used traditionally to throw nearest to a stake, they brought a horse they had borrowed from a family friend.\n\n<h3>Horseshoe throwing<\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, prosecuting at Norwich Magistrates Court, said the brothers were charged with animal cruelty.\n\nShe told magistrates: "When it was their turn to play, other teams watched in horror as they picked up the horse and threw it across the car park to the target area.\n\n"Everyone began shouting at them, but they misunderstood, thinking they must have thrown the animal from the wrong place.\n\n"So while the stunned horse dusted itself down, the pair turned around and did it again."\n\nMs Fisher said the horse, a ten-year-old chestnut called Delia, suffered cuts and bruises, but had escaped serious injury.\n\nBut the horseshoe landing pit and stakes were flattened beyond repair, and the annual competition had to be called off, with all the teams, from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">pubs across Norfolk</a>, retiring to the bar.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAlan Partridge, defending the Spucklers, told magistrates they were deeply sorry for what they had done.\n\n"It was an innocent mistake," Mr Partridge said. "They had not read the rules of horseshoe throwing and got it terribly wrong.\n\n"This is a traditional country pass-time, played in rural pub car parks for generations, and the Spucklers were keen to give it a go.\n\n"In hindsight, they would have been better to have gone along simply to watch."\n\nGary, 44, and Bryan Spuckler, 48, both painters and decorators, admitted cruelty to a horse, and were each fined £250 and ordered to pay compensation to the Cock and Pye landlord, Mr Don Lightfoot.\n\nHe had written to the court, claiming £35 damages to his horseshoe throwing pit in the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/children-in-pubs/">pub car park</a>.\n\nMartin Wyard, a spokesman for the National Horseshoe Pitchers Association, said he had never heard of contestants throwing a whole horse before.\n\n"We didn\'t think anyone could be so stupid," he said.\n\nDelia, meanwhile, has fully recovered from her ordeal and is enjoying being put out to grass on a field in Carrow Road, Norwich.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brothers threw whole horse in horseshoe-throwing contest, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9017-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-31 10:21:41', '2018-05-31 10:21:41', '', 9017, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9017-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9023, 1, '2018-05-31 10:17:19', '2018-05-31 10:17:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg" alt="Horse" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9018" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo regulars from a Norfolk pub have been fined after a throwing a whole horse during a traditional horseshoe-throwing tournament.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe brothers hadn\'t fully grasped what horseshoe throwing involved, and repeatedly threw the stunned animal across the pub car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNorwich magistrates heard Gary and Bryan Spuckler entered a team into the Norwich and District Horseshoe Throwing Contest at the Cock and Pye Inn outside Wroxham.\r\n\r\nBut instead of turning up to the event with two gleaming iron horseshoes, used traditionally to throw nearest to a stake, they brought a horse they had borrowed from a family friend.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, prosecuting at Norwich Magistrates Court, said the brothers were charged with animal cruelty.\r\n\r\nShe told magistrates: "When it was their turn to play, other teams watched in horror as they picked up the horse and threw it across the car park to the target area.\r\n\r\n"Everyone began shouting at them, but they misunderstood, thinking they must have thrown the animal from the wrong place.\r\n\r\n"So while the stunned horse dusted itself down, the pair turned around and did it again."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said the horse, a ten-year-old chestnut called Delia, suffered cuts and bruises, but had escaped serious injury.\r\n\r\nBut the horseshoe landing pit and stakes were flattened beyond repair, and the annual competition had to be called off, with all the teams, from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">pubs across Norfolk</a>, retiring to the bar.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge, defending the Spucklers, told magistrates they were deeply sorry for what they had done.\r\n\r\n"It was an innocent mistake," Mr Partridge said. "They had not read the rules of horseshoe throwing and got it terribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"This is a traditional country pass-time, played in rural pub car parks for generations, and the Spucklers were keen to give it a go.\r\n\r\n"In hindsight, they would have been better to have gone along simply to watch."\r\n\r\nGary, 44, and Bryan Spuckler, 48, both painters and decorators, admitted cruelty to a horse, and were each fined £250 and ordered to pay compensation to the Cock and Pye landlord, Mr Don Lightfoot.\r\n\r\nHe had written to the court, claiming £35 damages to his horseshoe throwing pit in the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/children-in-pubs/">pub car park</a>.\r\n\r\nMartin Wyard, a spokesman for the National Horseshoe Pitchers Association, said he had never heard of contestants throwing a whole horse before.\r\n\r\n"We didn\'t think anyone could be so stupid," he said.\r\n\r\nDelia, meanwhile, has fully recovered from her ordeal and is enjoying being put out to grass on a field in Carrow Road, Norwich.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brothers threw whole horse in horseshoe-throwing contest, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9017-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-31 10:17:19', '2018-05-31 10:17:19', '', 9017, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9017-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9024, 1, '2018-05-31 10:21:58', '2018-05-31 10:21:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg" alt="Horse" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9018" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo regulars from a Norfolk pub have been fined after a throwing a whole horse during a traditional horseshoe-throwing tournament.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe brothers hadn\'t fully grasped what horseshoe throwing involved, and repeatedly threw the stunned animal across the pub car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNorwich magistrates heard Gary and Bryan Spuckler entered a team into the Norwich and District Horseshoe Throwing Contest at the Cock and Pye Inn outside Wroxham.\r\n\r\nBut instead of turning up to the event with two gleaming iron horseshoes, used traditionally to throw nearest to a stake, they brought a horse they had borrowed from a family friend.\r\n\r\n<h3>Horseshoe throwing</h3>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, prosecuting at Norwich Magistrates Court, said the brothers were charged with animal cruelty.\r\n\r\nShe told magistrates: "When it was their turn to play, other teams watched in horror as they picked up the horse and threw it across the car park to the target area.\r\n\r\n"Everyone began shouting at them, but they misunderstood, thinking they must have thrown the animal from the wrong place.\r\n\r\n"So while the stunned horse dusted itself down, the pair turned around and did it again."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said the horse, a ten-year-old chestnut called Delia, suffered cuts and bruises, but had escaped serious injury.\r\n\r\nBut the horseshoe landing pit and stakes were flattened beyond repair, and the annual competition had to be called off, with all the teams, from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">pubs across Norfolk</a>, retiring to the bar.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge, defending the Spucklers, told magistrates they were deeply sorry for what they had done.\r\n\r\n"It was an innocent mistake," Mr Partridge said. "They had not read the rules of horseshoe throwing and got it terribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"This is a traditional country pass-time, played in rural pub car parks for generations, and the Spucklers were keen to give it a go.\r\n\r\n"In hindsight, they would have been better to have gone along simply to watch."\r\n\r\nGary, 44, and Bryan Spuckler, 48, both painters and decorators, admitted cruelty to a horse, and were each fined £250 and ordered to pay compensation to the Cock and Pye landlord, Mr Don Lightfoot.\r\n\r\nHe had written to the court, claiming £35 damages to his horseshoe throwing pit in the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/children-in-pubs/">pub car park</a>.\r\n\r\nMartin Wyard, a spokesman for the National Horseshoe Pitchers Association, said he had never heard of contestants throwing a whole horse before.\r\n\r\n"We didn\'t think anyone could be so stupid," he said.\r\n\r\nDelia, meanwhile, has fully recovered from her ordeal and is enjoying being put out to grass on a field in Carrow Road, Norwich.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brothers threw whole horse in horseshoe-throwing contest, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9017-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-31 10:21:58', '2018-05-31 10:21:58', '', 9017, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9017-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9025, 1, '2018-05-31 10:22:52', '2018-05-31 10:22:52', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/horseshoe-throwing-e1527759541287.jpg" alt="Horse" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9018" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo regulars from a Norfolk pub have been fined after a throwing a whole horse during a traditional horseshoe-throwing tournament.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe brothers hadn\'t fully grasped what horseshoe throwing involved, and repeatedly threw the stunned animal across the pub car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNorwich magistrates heard Gary and Bryan Spuckler entered a team into the Norwich and District Horseshoe Throwing Contest at the Cock and Pye Inn outside Wroxham.\r\n\r\nBut instead of turning up to the event with two gleaming iron horseshoes, used traditionally to throw nearest to a stake, they brought a horse they had borrowed from a family friend.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, prosecuting at Norwich Magistrates Court, said the brothers were charged with animal cruelty.\r\n\r\n<h3>Horseshoe throwing</h3>\r\n\r\nShe told magistrates: "When it was their turn to play, other teams watched in horror as they picked up the horse and threw it across the car park to the target area.\r\n\r\n"Everyone began shouting at them, but they misunderstood, thinking they must have thrown the animal from the wrong place.\r\n\r\n"So while the stunned horse dusted itself down, the pair turned around and did it again."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said the horse, a ten-year-old chestnut called Delia, suffered cuts and bruises, but had escaped serious injury.\r\n\r\nBut the horseshoe landing pit and stakes were flattened beyond repair, and the annual competition had to be called off, with all the teams, from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-country-pub/">pubs across Norfolk</a>, retiring to the bar.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAlan Partridge, defending the Spucklers, told magistrates they were deeply sorry for what they had done.\r\n\r\n"It was an innocent mistake," Mr Partridge said. "They had not read the rules of horseshoe throwing and got it terribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"This is a traditional country pass-time, played in rural pub car parks for generations, and the Spucklers were keen to give it a go.\r\n\r\n"In hindsight, they would have been better to have gone along simply to watch."\r\n\r\nGary, 44, and Bryan Spuckler, 48, both painters and decorators, admitted cruelty to a horse, and were each fined £250 and ordered to pay compensation to the Cock and Pye landlord, Mr Don Lightfoot.\r\n\r\nHe had written to the court, claiming £35 damages to his horseshoe throwing pit in the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/children-in-pubs/">pub car park</a>.\r\n\r\nMartin Wyard, a spokesman for the National Horseshoe Pitchers Association, said he had never heard of contestants throwing a whole horse before.\r\n\r\n"We didn\'t think anyone could be so stupid," he said.\r\n\r\nDelia, meanwhile, has fully recovered from her ordeal and is enjoying being put out to grass on a field in Carrow Road, Norwich.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brothers threw whole horse in horseshoe-throwing contest, court hears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9017-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-31 10:22:52', '2018-05-31 10:22:52', '', 9017, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9017-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9027, 1, '2018-06-01 08:38:44', '2018-06-01 08:38:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/small-bath-e1527841856651.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/small-bath-e1527841856651.jpg" alt="Baths smaller" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9028" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man is furious after making the extraordinary discovery that baths are getting smaller.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 42, from Woodbridge, says the news is another example of greedy businesses increasing profits by downsizing without telling consumers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe revealed: "When I was a kid, the bath was huge and I used to be able to stretch out and immerse myself underwater.\r\n\r\n"Nowadays I need to sit up, and if I try to lie back my legs have to go on top of the tub, next to the taps.\r\n\r\n"This is a disgrace, because bath makers are simply making them smaller to save money on materials, hoping we would not notice.\r\n\r\n"They are rinsing us for profit."\r\n\r\nThe row follows revelations that some confectionery items, including Toblerone, the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/toblerone-shape-invade-switzerland/">legendary Swiss chocolate treat</a>, may have reduced in size on the quiet while still costing the same price.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of the British Bathtub Makers Association, denied that baths were getting any smaller.\r\n\r\nShe said: "They have always been the same size, and always will.\r\n\r\n"It seems Mr Walshe has ignored the fact it is he who has got bigger, not the bath that has got smaller."\r\n\r\nConsumer expert Nick Haugh added: "Mr Walshe might also be noticing that policemen are getting younger."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has previously reported how supermodel <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/claudia-schiffer-bath-adnams/">Claudia Schiffer baths in Adnams beer</a> to keep her skin looking young, and how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-drowned-bath-baked-beans/">man drowned in a bathtub full of baked beans</a> during a charity challenge.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man discovers baths are getting smaller but still cost the same', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'baths-getting-smaller', '', '', '2018-06-01 08:38:44', '2018-06-01 08:38:44', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9027', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9028, 1, '2018-06-01 08:30:42', '2018-06-01 08:30:42', 'Suffolk man discovers baths are getting smaller but still cost the same.', 'small bath', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'small-bath', '', '', '2018-06-01 08:31:30', '2018-06-01 08:31:30', '', 9027, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/small-bath.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9029, 1, '2018-06-01 08:34:39', '2018-06-01 08:34:39', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/small-bath-e1527841856651.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/small-bath-e1527841856651.jpg" alt="Baths smaller" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9028" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man is furious after making the extraordinary discovery that baths are getting smaller.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 42, from Woodbridge, says the news is another example of greedy businesses increasing profits by downsizing without telling consumers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe revealed: "When I was a kid, the bath was huge and I used to be able to stretch out and immerse myself underwater.\r\n\r\n"Nowadays I need to sit up, and if I try to lie back my legs have to go on top of the tub, next to the taps.\r\n\r\n"This is a disgrace, because bath makers are simply making them smaller to save money on materials, hoping we would not notice.\r\n\r\n"They are rinsing us for profit."\r\n\r\nThe row follows revelations that some confectionery items, including Toblerone, the legendary Swiss chocolate treat, may have reduced in size on the quiet while still costing the same price.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of the British Bathtub Makers Association, denied that baths were getting any smaller.\r\n\r\nShe said: "They have always been the same size, and always will.\r\n\r\n"It seems Mr Walshe has ignored the fact it is he who has got bigger, not the bath that has got smaller."\r\n\r\nConsumer expert Nick Haugh added: "Mr Walshe might also be noticing that policemen are getting younger."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man discovers baths are getting smaller but still cost the same', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9027-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-01 08:34:39', '2018-06-01 08:34:39', '', 9027, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9027-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9030, 1, '2018-06-01 08:38:44', '2018-06-01 08:38:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/small-bath-e1527841856651.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/small-bath-e1527841856651.jpg" alt="Baths smaller" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9028" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man is furious after making the extraordinary discovery that baths are getting smaller.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 42, from Woodbridge, says the news is another example of greedy businesses increasing profits by downsizing without telling consumers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe revealed: "When I was a kid, the bath was huge and I used to be able to stretch out and immerse myself underwater.\r\n\r\n"Nowadays I need to sit up, and if I try to lie back my legs have to go on top of the tub, next to the taps.\r\n\r\n"This is a disgrace, because bath makers are simply making them smaller to save money on materials, hoping we would not notice.\r\n\r\n"They are rinsing us for profit."\r\n\r\nThe row follows revelations that some confectionery items, including Toblerone, the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/toblerone-shape-invade-switzerland/">legendary Swiss chocolate treat</a>, may have reduced in size on the quiet while still costing the same price.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of the British Bathtub Makers Association, denied that baths were getting any smaller.\r\n\r\nShe said: "They have always been the same size, and always will.\r\n\r\n"It seems Mr Walshe has ignored the fact it is he who has got bigger, not the bath that has got smaller."\r\n\r\nConsumer expert Nick Haugh added: "Mr Walshe might also be noticing that policemen are getting younger."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has previously reported how supermodel <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/claudia-schiffer-bath-adnams/">Claudia Schiffer baths in Adnams beer</a> to keep her skin looking young, and how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-drowned-bath-baked-beans/">man drowned in a bathtub full of baked beans</a> during a charity challenge.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man discovers baths are getting smaller but still cost the same', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9027-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-01 08:38:44', '2018-06-01 08:38:44', '', 9027, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9027-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9031, 1, '2018-06-01 08:56:28', '2018-06-01 08:56:28', '<strong>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</strong>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its pilots.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroner\'s Court heard Mr Muller died a terrible death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimmer - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell-by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller, an electrician from Bury St Edmunds, had to strip to his boxer shorts and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/baths-getting-smaller/">lay in the bath</a> for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\n<h2>Changing a barrel</h2>\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Jeremy Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstairs for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the jukebox at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when the customer rolled up his sleeve and put his arm in the bath, only to find poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-e1446110207773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-540x330.jpg" alt="baked-beans" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1979" /></a>\r\n\r\nCoroner Fisher told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post-mortem revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\r\n\r\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\r\n\r\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort from the fact that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits of endurance.\r\n\r\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\r\n\r\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely and lively character.\r\n\r\n"He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-01 08:56:28', '2018-06-01 08:56:28', '', 1974, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9032, 1, '2018-06-02 10:51:23', '2018-06-02 10:51:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/six-fingered-bowler.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/six-fingered-bowler.jpg" alt="Spin bowler" width="960" height="690" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9033" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Cricket\'s ruling body is investigating a six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler who is breaking records with his extraordinary technique.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 37, uses his extra finger to generate astonishing spin on the ball, bamboozling batsmen who never quite know which way it is going to turn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpuckler has been tearing up the Norfolk Cricket League this season, taking an incredible 72 wickets for his side Downham Market in just nine games - at an average of just 8.2 runs per wicket.\r\n\r\nBut opposition teams have complained that his extra-fingered skills might be illegal, or at the very least be against the spirit of the game.\r\n\r\nNow the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) has launched an inquiry.\r\n\r\n<h2>Spin bowler</h2>\r\n\r\nOfficials have been sent videos of Spuckler\'s six-fingered bowling technique, and will study the tapes before interviewing him.\r\n\r\nSpuckler, who runs a smallholding growing turnips with his sister and their eight children, may have to travel to London for the face-to-face showdown.\r\n\r\nECB spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Strictly speaking there is nothing in the rules of the game that caters for bowlers with six fingers.\r\n\r\n"We realise this has been an issue in Norfolk for generations, but it is the first time teams have made an official complaint.\r\n\r\n"Of course, if Mr Spuckler was a rubbish bowler, we would never have heard anything about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is unclear what punishment might be served if it is found Spuckler had spun his way into trouble, but he might be banned from bowling altogether.\r\n\r\nHis club captain, Mike Mayhew said: "He\'a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">rubbish batsman</a>, so he would likely be dropped from the team.\r\n\r\n"But we hope it doesn\'t come to that. His spin bowling is bewitching - he can generate vicious off-spin or leg-spin, and even our wicket keeper can\'t read him."\r\n\r\nHad he taken up the game when he was younger, experts say he would have represented his county - and could possibly have made the England team.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, there is still no sign of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-man-gets-lost-on-spin-bike/">Norfolk man who got lost on his spin bike</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler probed by cricket chiefs', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'spin-bowler', '', '', '2018-06-02 11:00:55', '2018-06-02 11:00:55', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9032', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9034, 1, '2018-06-02 10:46:55', '2018-06-02 10:46:55', '<strong>Cricket\'s ruling body is investigating a six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler who is breaking records with his extraordinary technique.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 37, uses his extra finger to generate astonishing spin on the ball, bamboozling batsmen who never quite know which way it is going to turn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpuckler has been tearing up the Norfolk Cricket League this season, taking an incredible 72 wickets for his side Downham Market in just 15 games - at an average of just 8.2 runs per wicket.\r\n\r\nBut opposition teams have complained that his extra-fingered skills might be illegal, or at the very least be against the spirit of the game.\r\n\r\nNow the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) has launched an inquiry.\r\n\r\nOfficials have been sent videos of Spuckler\'s six-fingered bowling technique, and will study the tapes before interviewing him.\r\n\r\nSpuckler, who runs a smallholding growing turnips with his sister and their eight children, may have to travel to London for the face-to-face showdown.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nECB spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Strictly speaking their is nothing in the rules of the game that caters for bowlers with six fingers.\r\n\r\n"We realise this has been an issue in Norfolk for generations, but it is the first time teams have made an official complaint.\r\n\r\n"Of course, if Mr Spuckler was a rubbish bowler, we would never have heard anything about it."\r\n\r\nIt is unclear what punishment might be served if it is found Spuckler had spun his way into trouble, but he might be banned from bowling altogether.\r\n\r\nHis club captain, Andy Cook said: "He\'a rubbish batsman, so he would likely be dropped from the team.\r\n\r\n"But we hope it doesn\'t come to that. His spin bowling is bewitching - he can generate vicious off-spin or leg-spin, and even our wicket keeper can\'t read him."\r\n\r\nHad he taken up the game when he was younger, experts say he would have represented his county - and could possibly have made the England team.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler investigated', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9032-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-02 10:46:55', '2018-06-02 10:46:55', '', 9032, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9032-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9035, 1, '2018-06-02 10:51:23', '2018-06-02 10:51:23', '<strong>Cricket\'s ruling body is investigating a six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler who is breaking records with his extraordinary technique.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 37, uses his extra finger to generate astonishing spin on the ball, bamboozling batsmen who never quite know which way it is going to turn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpuckler has been tearing up the Norfolk Cricket League this season, taking an incredible 72 wickets for his side Downham Market in just 15 games - at an average of just 8.2 runs per wicket.\r\n\r\nBut opposition teams have complained that his extra-fingered skills might be illegal, or at the very least be against the spirit of the game.\r\n\r\nNow the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) has launched an inquiry.\r\n\r\n<h2>Spin bowler</h2>\r\n\r\nOfficials have been sent videos of Spuckler\'s six-fingered bowling technique, and will study the tapes before interviewing him.\r\n\r\nSpuckler, who runs a smallholding growing turnips with his sister and their eight children, may have to travel to London for the face-to-face showdown.\r\n\r\nECB spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Strictly speaking their is nothing in the rules of the game that caters for bowlers with six fingers.\r\n\r\n"We realise this has been an issue in Norfolk for generations, but it is the first time teams have made an official complaint.\r\n\r\n"Of course, if Mr Spuckler was a rubbish bowler, we would never have heard anything about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is unclear what punishment might be served if it is found Spuckler had spun his way into trouble, but he might be banned from bowling altogether.\r\n\r\nHis club captain, Mike Mayhew said: "He\'a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">rubbish batsman</a>, so he would likely be dropped from the team.\r\n\r\n"But we hope it doesn\'t come to that. His spin bowling is bewitching - he can generate vicious off-spin or leg-spin, and even our wicket keeper can\'t read him."\r\n\r\nHad he taken up the game when he was younger, experts say he would have represented his county - and could possibly have made the England team.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, there is still no sign of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-man-gets-lost-on-spin-bike/">Norfolk man who got lost on his spin bike</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler investigated', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9032-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-02 10:51:23', '2018-06-02 10:51:23', '', 9032, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9032-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9036, 1, '2018-06-02 10:52:01', '2018-06-02 10:52:01', '<strong>Cricket\'s ruling body is investigating a six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler who is breaking records with his extraordinary technique.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 37, uses his extra finger to generate astonishing spin on the ball, bamboozling batsmen who never quite know which way it is going to turn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpuckler has been tearing up the Norfolk Cricket League this season, taking an incredible 72 wickets for his side Downham Market in just 15 games - at an average of just 8.2 runs per wicket.\r\n\r\nBut opposition teams have complained that his extra-fingered skills might be illegal, or at the very least be against the spirit of the game.\r\n\r\nNow the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) has launched an inquiry.\r\n\r\n<h2>Spin bowler</h2>\r\n\r\nOfficials have been sent videos of Spuckler\'s six-fingered bowling technique, and will study the tapes before interviewing him.\r\n\r\nSpuckler, who runs a smallholding growing turnips with his sister and their eight children, may have to travel to London for the face-to-face showdown.\r\n\r\nECB spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Strictly speaking their is nothing in the rules of the game that caters for bowlers with six fingers.\r\n\r\n"We realise this has been an issue in Norfolk for generations, but it is the first time teams have made an official complaint.\r\n\r\n"Of course, if Mr Spuckler was a rubbish bowler, we would never have heard anything about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is unclear what punishment might be served if it is found Spuckler had spun his way into trouble, but he might be banned from bowling altogether.\r\n\r\nHis club captain, Mike Mayhew said: "He\'a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">rubbish batsman</a>, so he would likely be dropped from the team.\r\n\r\n"But we hope it doesn\'t come to that. His spin bowling is bewitching - he can generate vicious off-spin or leg-spin, and even our wicket keeper can\'t read him."\r\n\r\nHad he taken up the game when he was younger, experts say he would have represented his county - and could possibly have made the England team.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, there is still no sign of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-man-gets-lost-on-spin-bike/">Norfolk man who got lost on his spin bike</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler probed by cricket chiefs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9032-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-02 10:52:01', '2018-06-02 10:52:01', '', 9032, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9032-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9037, 1, '2018-06-02 10:54:07', '2018-06-02 10:54:07', '<strong>Cricket\'s ruling body is investigating a six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler who is breaking records with his extraordinary technique.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 37, uses his extra finger to generate astonishing spin on the ball, bamboozling batsmen who never quite know which way it is going to turn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpuckler has been tearing up the Norfolk Cricket League this season, taking an incredible 72 wickets for his side Downham Market in just nine games - at an average of just 8.2 runs per wicket.\r\n\r\nBut opposition teams have complained that his extra-fingered skills might be illegal, or at the very least be against the spirit of the game.\r\n\r\nNow the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) has launched an inquiry.\r\n\r\n<h2>Spin bowler</h2>\r\n\r\nOfficials have been sent videos of Spuckler\'s six-fingered bowling technique, and will study the tapes before interviewing him.\r\n\r\nSpuckler, who runs a smallholding growing turnips with his sister and their eight children, may have to travel to London for the face-to-face showdown.\r\n\r\nECB spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Strictly speaking their is nothing in the rules of the game that caters for bowlers with six fingers.\r\n\r\n"We realise this has been an issue in Norfolk for generations, but it is the first time teams have made an official complaint.\r\n\r\n"Of course, if Mr Spuckler was a rubbish bowler, we would never have heard anything about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is unclear what punishment might be served if it is found Spuckler had spun his way into trouble, but he might be banned from bowling altogether.\r\n\r\nHis club captain, Mike Mayhew said: "He\'a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">rubbish batsman</a>, so he would likely be dropped from the team.\r\n\r\n"But we hope it doesn\'t come to that. His spin bowling is bewitching - he can generate vicious off-spin or leg-spin, and even our wicket keeper can\'t read him."\r\n\r\nHad he taken up the game when he was younger, experts say he would have represented his county - and could possibly have made the England team.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, there is still no sign of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-man-gets-lost-on-spin-bike/">Norfolk man who got lost on his spin bike</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler probed by cricket chiefs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9032-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-02 10:54:07', '2018-06-02 10:54:07', '', 9032, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9032-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9038, 1, '2018-06-02 10:54:41', '2018-06-02 10:54:41', '<strong>Cricket\'s ruling body is investigating a six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler who is breaking records with his extraordinary technique.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 37, uses his extra finger to generate astonishing spin on the ball, bamboozling batsmen who never quite know which way it is going to turn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpuckler has been tearing up the Norfolk Cricket League this season, taking an incredible 72 wickets for his side Downham Market in just nine games - at an average of just 8.2 runs per wicket.\r\n\r\nBut opposition teams have complained that his extra-fingered skills might be illegal, or at the very least be against the spirit of the game.\r\n\r\nNow the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) has launched an inquiry.\r\n\r\n<h2>Spin bowler</h2>\r\n\r\nOfficials have been sent videos of Spuckler\'s six-fingered bowling technique, and will study the tapes before interviewing him.\r\n\r\nSpuckler, who runs a smallholding growing turnips with his sister and their eight children, may have to travel to London for the face-to-face showdown.\r\n\r\nECB spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Strictly speaking there is nothing in the rules of the game that caters for bowlers with six fingers.\r\n\r\n"We realise this has been an issue in Norfolk for generations, but it is the first time teams have made an official complaint.\r\n\r\n"Of course, if Mr Spuckler was a rubbish bowler, we would never have heard anything about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is unclear what punishment might be served if it is found Spuckler had spun his way into trouble, but he might be banned from bowling altogether.\r\n\r\nHis club captain, Mike Mayhew said: "He\'a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">rubbish batsman</a>, so he would likely be dropped from the team.\r\n\r\n"But we hope it doesn\'t come to that. His spin bowling is bewitching - he can generate vicious off-spin or leg-spin, and even our wicket keeper can\'t read him."\r\n\r\nHad he taken up the game when he was younger, experts say he would have represented his county - and could possibly have made the England team.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, there is still no sign of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-man-gets-lost-on-spin-bike/">Norfolk man who got lost on his spin bike</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler probed by cricket chiefs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9032-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-02 10:54:41', '2018-06-02 10:54:41', '', 9032, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9032-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9039, 1, '2018-06-02 11:00:55', '2018-06-02 11:00:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/six-fingered-bowler.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/six-fingered-bowler.jpg" alt="Spin bowler" width="960" height="690" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9033" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Cricket\'s ruling body is investigating a six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler who is breaking records with his extraordinary technique.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 37, uses his extra finger to generate astonishing spin on the ball, bamboozling batsmen who never quite know which way it is going to turn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpuckler has been tearing up the Norfolk Cricket League this season, taking an incredible 72 wickets for his side Downham Market in just nine games - at an average of just 8.2 runs per wicket.\r\n\r\nBut opposition teams have complained that his extra-fingered skills might be illegal, or at the very least be against the spirit of the game.\r\n\r\nNow the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) has launched an inquiry.\r\n\r\n<h2>Spin bowler</h2>\r\n\r\nOfficials have been sent videos of Spuckler\'s six-fingered bowling technique, and will study the tapes before interviewing him.\r\n\r\nSpuckler, who runs a smallholding growing turnips with his sister and their eight children, may have to travel to London for the face-to-face showdown.\r\n\r\nECB spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Strictly speaking there is nothing in the rules of the game that caters for bowlers with six fingers.\r\n\r\n"We realise this has been an issue in Norfolk for generations, but it is the first time teams have made an official complaint.\r\n\r\n"Of course, if Mr Spuckler was a rubbish bowler, we would never have heard anything about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is unclear what punishment might be served if it is found Spuckler had spun his way into trouble, but he might be banned from bowling altogether.\r\n\r\nHis club captain, Mike Mayhew said: "He\'a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/worlds-first-left-handed-cricket-bat/">rubbish batsman</a>, so he would likely be dropped from the team.\r\n\r\n"But we hope it doesn\'t come to that. His spin bowling is bewitching - he can generate vicious off-spin or leg-spin, and even our wicket keeper can\'t read him."\r\n\r\nHad he taken up the game when he was younger, experts say he would have represented his county - and could possibly have made the England team.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, there is still no sign of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-man-gets-lost-on-spin-bike/">Norfolk man who got lost on his spin bike</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Six-fingered Norfolk spin bowler probed by cricket chiefs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9032-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-02 11:00:55', '2018-06-02 11:00:55', '', 9032, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9032-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9040, 1, '2018-06-04 10:44:59', '2018-06-04 10:44:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9041" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has pre-empted any Government-enforced timetable changes by upgrading its locos in Norfolk and Suffolk to steam trains.</strong>\r\n\r\nEight of these smart new steam trains have been purchased to drag its passenger services into the modern age.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRailway bosses hope the sleek new coal-guzzling locomotives, which can reach dizzying top speeds of 65mph, will persuade the Government not to impose timetable changes like it has elsewhere in Britain.\r\n\r\nHard-pressed passengers, including thousands of regular commuters into London, have been calling for rolling stock upgrades for years.\r\n\r\n<h2>Steam trains</h2>\r\n\r\nBut many say the new steam trains are not the answer.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who commutes from Ipswich to the capital five days a week, said: "These newfangled trains will change nothing.\r\n\r\n"There will still be delays, cancellations because staff are not available, leaves on the line, the wrong kind of rain - all the usual excuses."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInsiders at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/man-in-pub-wins-greater-anglia-rail-franchise/">Greater Anglia</a> say the new trains will head off any Government pressure to change timetables in order to improve journey times.\r\n\r\nThat has prompted chaos on other lines run by Northern Rail, Thameslink and Southern, among others.\r\n\r\n"We have brought the Greater Anglia fleet into the modern age with these steam trains.\r\n\r\n"Next we will be adding updated carriages behind the locomotive, to include modern conveniences such as windows and seats."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has suffered from delays to many of its services for years, but it manages to introduce its <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/greater-anglia-price/">annual ticket increases</a> bang on time every year.\r\n\r\nToymaker Hornby has been so impressed with the rail firm that it introduced a Greater Anglia <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/hornby-rail-replacement-bus-set/">rail replacement bus set</a> to its range.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia introduces newfangled steam trains', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'steam-trains', '', '', '2018-06-04 10:50:25', '2018-06-04 10:50:25', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9040', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9041, 1, '2018-06-04 10:39:43', '2018-06-04 10:39:43', 'Greater Anglia brings in modern steam trains in order to pre-empt any enforced Government timetable change.', 'new greater anglia train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'new-greater-anglia-train', '', '', '2018-06-04 10:40:37', '2018-06-04 10:40:37', '', 9040, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9042, 1, '2018-06-04 10:41:50', '2018-06-04 10:41:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9041" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has pre-empted any Government-enforced timetable changes by upgrading its trains in Norfolk and Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nEight of these smart new steam locomotives have been purchased to drag its passenger services into the modern age.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRailway bosses hope the sleek new trains, which can reach dizzying top speeds of 65mph, will persuade the Government not to impose timetable changes like it has elsewhere in Britain.\r\n\r\nHard-pressed passengers, including thousands of regular commuters into London, have been calling for rolling stock upgrades for years.\r\n\r\nBut many say the new steam trains are not the answer.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who commutes from Ipswich to the capital five days a week, said: "These newfangled trains will change nothing.\r\n\r\n"There will still be delays, cancellations because staff are not available, leaves on the line, the wrong kind of rain - all the usual excuses."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInsiders at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/man-in-pub-wins-greater-anglia-rail-franchise/">Greater Anglia</a> say the new trains will head off any Government pressure to change timetables in order to improve journey times.\r\n\r\nThat has prompted chaos on other lines run by Northern Rail, Thameslink and Southern, among others.\r\n\r\n"We have brought the Greater Anglia fleet into the modern age with these steam trains.\r\n\r\n"Next will be adding updated carriages behind the locomotive, to include modern conveniences such as windows and seats."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has suffered from delays to many of its services for years, but it manages to introduce its <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/greater-anglia-price/">annual ticket increases</a> bang on time every year.\r\n\r\nToymaker Hornby has been so impressed with the rail firm that it introduced a Greater Anglia <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/hornby-rail-replacement-bus-set/">rail replacement bus set</a> to its range.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9040-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-04 10:41:50', '2018-06-04 10:41:50', '', 9040, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9043, 1, '2018-06-04 10:44:59', '2018-06-04 10:44:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9041" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has pre-empted any Government-enforced timetable changes by upgrading its trains in Norfolk and Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nEight of these smart new steam trains have been purchased to drag its passenger services into the modern age.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRailway bosses hope the sleek new coal-guzzling locomotives, which can reach dizzying top speeds of 65mph, will persuade the Government not to impose timetable changes like it has elsewhere in Britain.\r\n\r\nHard-pressed passengers, including thousands of regular commuters into London, have been calling for rolling stock upgrades for years.\r\n\r\n<h2>Steam trains</h2>\r\n\r\nBut many say the new steam trains are not the answer.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who commutes from Ipswich to the capital five days a week, said: "These newfangled trains will change nothing.\r\n\r\n"There will still be delays, cancellations because staff are not available, leaves on the line, the wrong kind of rain - all the usual excuses."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInsiders at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/man-in-pub-wins-greater-anglia-rail-franchise/">Greater Anglia</a> say the new trains will head off any Government pressure to change timetables in order to improve journey times.\r\n\r\nThat has prompted chaos on other lines run by Northern Rail, Thameslink and Southern, among others.\r\n\r\n"We have brought the Greater Anglia fleet into the modern age with these steam trains.\r\n\r\n"Next will be adding updated carriages behind the locomotive, to include modern conveniences such as windows and seats."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has suffered from delays to many of its services for years, but it manages to introduce its <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/greater-anglia-price/">annual ticket increases</a> bang on time every year.\r\n\r\nToymaker Hornby has been so impressed with the rail firm that it introduced a Greater Anglia <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/hornby-rail-replacement-bus-set/">rail replacement bus set</a> to its range.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia introduces newfangled steam trains', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9040-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-04 10:44:59', '2018-06-04 10:44:59', '', 9040, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9044, 1, '2018-06-04 10:50:20', '2018-06-04 10:50:20', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9041" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nGreater Anglia has pre-empted any Government-enforced timetable changes by upgrading its locos in Norfolk and Suffolk to steam trains.</strong>\n\nEight of these smart new steam trains have been purchased to drag its passenger services into the modern age.\n\n\n\nRailway bosses hope the sleek new coal-guzzling locomotives, which can reach dizzying top speeds of 65mph, will persuade the Government not to impose timetable changes like it has elsewhere in Britain.\n\nHard-pressed passengers, including thousands of regular commuters into London, have been calling for rolling stock upgrades for years.\n\n<h2>Steam trains</h2>\n\nBut many say the new steam trains are not the answer.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who commutes from Ipswich to the capital five days a week, said: "These newfangled trains will change nothing.\n\n"There will still be delays, cancellations because staff are not available, leaves on the line, the wrong kind of rain - all the usual excuses."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nInsiders at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/man-in-pub-wins-greater-anglia-rail-franchise/">Greater Anglia</a> say the new trains will head off any Government pressure to change timetables in order to improve journey times.\n\nThat has prompted chaos on other lines run by Northern Rail, Thameslink and Southern, among others.\n\n"We have brought the Greater Anglia fleet into the modern age with these steam trains.\n\n"Next we will be adding updated carriages behind the locomotive, to include modern conveniences such as windows and seats."\n\nGreater Anglia has suffered from delays to many of its services for years, but it manages to introduce its <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/greater-anglia-price/">annual ticket increases</a> bang on time every year.\n\nToymaker Hornby has been so impressed with the rail firm that it introduced a Greater Anglia <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/hornby-rail-replacement-bus-set/">rail replacement bus set</a> to its range.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia introduces newfangled steam trains', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9040-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-04 10:50:20', '2018-06-04 10:50:20', '', 9040, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9040-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9045, 1, '2018-06-04 10:47:36', '2018-06-04 10:47:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9041" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has pre-empted any Government-enforced timetable changes by upgrading its locos in Norfolk and Suffolk to steam trains.</strong>\r\n\r\nEight of these smart new steam trains have been purchased to drag its passenger services into the modern age.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRailway bosses hope the sleek new coal-guzzling locomotives, which can reach dizzying top speeds of 65mph, will persuade the Government not to impose timetable changes like it has elsewhere in Britain.\r\n\r\nHard-pressed passengers, including thousands of regular commuters into London, have been calling for rolling stock upgrades for years.\r\n\r\n<h2>Steam trains</h2>\r\n\r\nBut many say the new steam trains are not the answer.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who commutes from Ipswich to the capital five days a week, said: "These newfangled trains will change nothing.\r\n\r\n"There will still be delays, cancellations because staff are not available, leaves on the line, the wrong kind of rain - all the usual excuses."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInsiders at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/man-in-pub-wins-greater-anglia-rail-franchise/">Greater Anglia</a> say the new trains will head off any Government pressure to change timetables in order to improve journey times.\r\n\r\nThat has prompted chaos on other lines run by Northern Rail, Thameslink and Southern, among others.\r\n\r\n"We have brought the Greater Anglia fleet into the modern age with these steam trains.\r\n\r\n"Next will be adding updated carriages behind the locomotive, to include modern conveniences such as windows and seats."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has suffered from delays to many of its services for years, but it manages to introduce its <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/greater-anglia-price/">annual ticket increases</a> bang on time every year.\r\n\r\nToymaker Hornby has been so impressed with the rail firm that it introduced a Greater Anglia <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/hornby-rail-replacement-bus-set/">rail replacement bus set</a> to its range.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia introduces newfangled steam trains', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9040-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-04 10:47:36', '2018-06-04 10:47:36', '', 9040, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9046, 1, '2018-06-04 10:50:25', '2018-06-04 10:50:25', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="greater anglia train" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9041" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has pre-empted any Government-enforced timetable changes by upgrading its locos in Norfolk and Suffolk to steam trains.</strong>\r\n\r\nEight of these smart new steam trains have been purchased to drag its passenger services into the modern age.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRailway bosses hope the sleek new coal-guzzling locomotives, which can reach dizzying top speeds of 65mph, will persuade the Government not to impose timetable changes like it has elsewhere in Britain.\r\n\r\nHard-pressed passengers, including thousands of regular commuters into London, have been calling for rolling stock upgrades for years.\r\n\r\n<h2>Steam trains</h2>\r\n\r\nBut many say the new steam trains are not the answer.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who commutes from Ipswich to the capital five days a week, said: "These newfangled trains will change nothing.\r\n\r\n"There will still be delays, cancellations because staff are not available, leaves on the line, the wrong kind of rain - all the usual excuses."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInsiders at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/man-in-pub-wins-greater-anglia-rail-franchise/">Greater Anglia</a> say the new trains will head off any Government pressure to change timetables in order to improve journey times.\r\n\r\nThat has prompted chaos on other lines run by Northern Rail, Thameslink and Southern, among others.\r\n\r\n"We have brought the Greater Anglia fleet into the modern age with these steam trains.\r\n\r\n"Next we will be adding updated carriages behind the locomotive, to include modern conveniences such as windows and seats."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia has suffered from delays to many of its services for years, but it manages to introduce its <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/greater-anglia-price/">annual ticket increases</a> bang on time every year.\r\n\r\nToymaker Hornby has been so impressed with the rail firm that it introduced a Greater Anglia <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/hornby-rail-replacement-bus-set/">rail replacement bus set</a> to its range.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Greater Anglia introduces newfangled steam trains', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9040-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-04 10:50:25', '2018-06-04 10:50:25', '', 9040, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9050, 1, '2018-06-05 12:18:36', '2018-06-05 12:18:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cromer.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cromer.jpg" alt="Cromer" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9051" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe mystery of why people from Cromer walk sideways could be solved by a major university-funded study.</strong>\r\n\r\nEast Anglia University is hoping to solve the riddle, which has perplexed experts and visitors to Norfolk for hundreds of years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTourists at the North Norfolk resort, famous for its pier and crabbing competitions, find it hilarious that locals shuffle sideways rather than walk in a straight line like everyone else.\r\n\r\nThe university\'s head of human behavioural sciences, Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34, said her department had received a "substantial grant" from a leading player in the genetics industry.\r\n\r\n"This money will mean our team of academics and students can visit Cromer and begin a series of interviews and tests on the locals.\r\n\r\n"There is quite clearly an oddity in their DNA that causes this sideways walking.\r\n\r\n"While it is comical to those witnessing it for the first time, it does have many drawbacks.\r\n\r\n"For example, it takes them twice as long to get anywhere, and if a resident has bad eyesight in one eye, they will often bump into things."\r\n\r\nDr Fisher added: "This can lead to a few upsets and local people can be quite crabby."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal Bubba Spuckler was not happy about the study.\r\n\r\n"Why can\'t these people just leave us alone. We\'re not circus freaks," he said.\r\n\r\nVisitor Jonny Brampton said: "I couldn\'t believe it when I first saw all the local wandering about like that. But you soon get used to them."\r\n\r\nPavements in Cromer were replaced by sidewalks many years ago.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after the Suffolk Gazette revealed Norfolk\'s prolific <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/spin-bowler/">six-fingered spin bowler</a> was being investigated by cricket\'s ruling body, the ECB.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Study to reveal why Cromer people walk sideways', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cromer-sideways', '', '', '2018-06-05 12:24:41', '2018-06-05 12:24:41', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9050', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9051, 1, '2018-06-05 12:10:57', '2018-06-05 12:10:57', 'Academic study to uncover why residents of Cromer walk sideways.', 'cromer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cromer', '', '', '2018-06-05 12:11:29', '2018-06-05 12:11:29', '', 9050, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cromer.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9052, 1, '2018-06-05 12:17:23', '2018-06-05 12:17:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cromer.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cromer.jpg" alt="Cromer" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9051" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe mystery of why people from Cromer walk sideways could be solved by a major university-funded study.</strong>\r\n\r\nEast Anglia University is hoping to solve the riddle, which has perplexed experts and visitors to Norfolk for hundreds of years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTourists at the North Norfolk resort, famous for its pier and crabbing competitions, find it hilarious that locals shuffle sideways rather than walk in a straight line like everyone else.\r\n\r\nThe university\'s head of human behavioural sciences, Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34, said her department had received a "substantial grant" from a leading player in the genetics industry.\r\n\r\n"This money will mean our team of academics and students can visit Cromer and begin a series of interviews and tests on the locals.\r\n\r\n"There is quite clearly an oddity in their DNA that causes this sideways walking.\r\n\r\n"While it is comical to those witnessing it for the first time, it does have many drawbacks.\r\n\r\n"For example, it takes them twice as long to get anywhere, and if a resident has bad eyesight in one eye, they will often bump into things."\r\n\r\nDr Fisher added: "This can lead to a few upsets and local people can be quite crabby."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal Bubba Spuckler was not happy about the study.\r\n\r\n"Why can\'t these people just leave us alone. We\'re not circus freaks," he said.\r\n\r\nVisitor Jonny Brampton said: "I couldn\'t believe it when I first saw all the local wandering about like that. But you soon get used to them."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after the Suffolk Gazette revealed Norfolk\'s prolific <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/spin-bowler/">six-fingered spin bowler</a> was being investigated by cricket\'s ruling body, the ECB.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Study to reveal why Cromer people walk sideways', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9050-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-05 12:17:23', '2018-06-05 12:17:23', '', 9050, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9050-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9053, 1, '2018-06-05 12:24:21', '2018-06-05 12:24:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cromer.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cromer.jpg" alt="Cromer" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9051" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nThe mystery of why people from Cromer walk sideways could be solved by a major university-funded study.</strong>\n\nEast Anglia University is hoping to solve the riddle, which has perplexed experts and visitors to Norfolk for hundreds of years.\n\n\n\nTourists at the North Norfolk resort, famous for its pier and crabbing competitions, find it hilarious that locals shuffle sideways rather than walk in a straight line like everyone else.\n\nThe university\'s head of human behavioural sciences, Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34, said her department had received a "substantial grant" from a leading player in the genetics industry.\n\n"This money will mean our team of academics and students can visit Cromer and begin a series of interviews and tests on the locals.\n\n"There is quite clearly an oddity in their DNA that causes this sideways walking.\n\n"While it is comical to those witnessing it for the first time, it does have many drawbacks.\n\n"For example, it takes them twice as long to get anywhere, and if a resident has bad eyesight in one eye, they will often bump into things."\n\nDr Fisher added: "This can lead to a few upsets and local people can be quite crabby."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nLocal Bubba Spuckler was not happy about the study.\n\n"Why can\'t these people just leave us alone. We\'re not circus freaks," he said.\n\nVisitor Jonny Brampton said: "I couldn\'t believe it when I first saw all the local wandering about like that. But you soon get used to them."\n\nPavements in Cromer were repla\n\nThe news comes just days after the Suffolk Gazette revealed Norfolk\'s prolific <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/spin-bowler/">six-fingered spin bowler</a> was being investigated by cricket\'s ruling body, the ECB.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Study to reveal why Cromer people walk sideways', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9050-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-05 12:24:21', '2018-06-05 12:24:21', '', 9050, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9050-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9054, 1, '2018-06-05 12:24:41', '2018-06-05 12:24:41', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cromer.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cromer.jpg" alt="Cromer" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9051" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe mystery of why people from Cromer walk sideways could be solved by a major university-funded study.</strong>\r\n\r\nEast Anglia University is hoping to solve the riddle, which has perplexed experts and visitors to Norfolk for hundreds of years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTourists at the North Norfolk resort, famous for its pier and crabbing competitions, find it hilarious that locals shuffle sideways rather than walk in a straight line like everyone else.\r\n\r\nThe university\'s head of human behavioural sciences, Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34, said her department had received a "substantial grant" from a leading player in the genetics industry.\r\n\r\n"This money will mean our team of academics and students can visit Cromer and begin a series of interviews and tests on the locals.\r\n\r\n"There is quite clearly an oddity in their DNA that causes this sideways walking.\r\n\r\n"While it is comical to those witnessing it for the first time, it does have many drawbacks.\r\n\r\n"For example, it takes them twice as long to get anywhere, and if a resident has bad eyesight in one eye, they will often bump into things."\r\n\r\nDr Fisher added: "This can lead to a few upsets and local people can be quite crabby."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal Bubba Spuckler was not happy about the study.\r\n\r\n"Why can\'t these people just leave us alone. We\'re not circus freaks," he said.\r\n\r\nVisitor Jonny Brampton said: "I couldn\'t believe it when I first saw all the local wandering about like that. But you soon get used to them."\r\n\r\nPavements in Cromer were replaced by sidewalks many years ago.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after the Suffolk Gazette revealed Norfolk\'s prolific <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/spin-bowler/">six-fingered spin bowler</a> was being investigated by cricket\'s ruling body, the ECB.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Study to reveal why Cromer people walk sideways', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9050-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-05 12:24:41', '2018-06-05 12:24:41', '', 9050, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9050-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9055, 1, '2018-06-05 12:35:21', '2018-06-05 12:35:21', '<strong>Sky Sports has won the TV rights to screen the World Series of Crabbing live from across East Anglia this summer.</strong>\n\nIn an exclusive deal worth £50million, the World Series of Crabbing (WSOC) will feature four championship events screened live on Sky, building up to a grand final in Walberswick, Suffolk in August.\n\nWith Sky Sports shelling out millions there has never been a better time to catch crabs, and this year\'s series is expected to attract high-profile crabbers from around the world.\n\n\n\nBut what makes the sport most appealing is that children can enter the WSOC event, making it possible an eight-year-old could win the final and pocket the £1 million first prize.\n\nThe WSOC today unveiled the dates for the events, which will all take place on a Sunday afternoon, beginning in Cromer, Norfolk, on July 9:\n\nCromer,  Norfolk, July 9\nOrford, Suffolk, July 23\nWells-next-the-Sea, Norfolk, August 6\nBawdsey, Suffolk, August 13\nWalberswick, Suffolk, Grand Final, August 27\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/139839185" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/139839185?et=9F7IwdLYTex3RFigESMP6A&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r_Z3O-JS7_CbhI8D9yqD9G9OPcxcppj1PYo_Xe4wSWs=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Pincer movement: Participants jostle to get the best crabbing spot at Walberswick</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe championship events will be scored by who has caught the most crabs in an hour-long period. All participants will get a point per crab, and the 20 crabbers with the highest score from all events combined will be invited to the exclusive grand final, which is expected to draw a television audience of millions.\n\nCrabbers use their skills to attract the most custaceans, but bacon is a popular bait. Only one line is allowed per crabber. Although seen as a leisurely sport, things can get feisty as crabbers seek the best spot on shoreline.\n\nSky Sports, which will screen the events in high-definition, is expected to bring a host of innovations to the coverage, including slow-motion underwater replays of a great catch, fancy in-studio graphics, multiple on and off-shore camera angles, together with some of the sport\'s greatest commentators and analysts.\n\nWSOC director Gary "Sideways" Walker told the Suffolk Gazette: "We are delighted to have Sky Sports on board to televise the championship events and Grand Final, it will really put crabbing on the map.\n\n"And it will also be a great advert for Suffolk and Norfolk, where young people have enjoyed catching crabs for generations."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Sky Sports nets world crabbing TV rights', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2540-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-05 12:35:21', '2018-06-05 12:35:21', '', 2540, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2540-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9056, 1, '2018-06-05 12:36:16', '2018-06-05 12:36:16', '<strong>Sky Sports has won the TV rights to screen the World Series of Crabbing live from across East Anglia this summer.</strong>\r\n\r\nIn an exclusive deal worth £50million, the World Series of Crabbing (WSOC) will feature four championship events screened live on Sky, building up to a grand final in Walberswick, Suffolk in August.\r\n\r\nWith Sky Sports shelling out millions there has never been a better time to catch crabs, and this year\'s series is expected to attract high-profile crabbers from around the world.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut what makes the sport most appealing is that children can enter the WSOC event, making it possible an eight-year-old could win the final and pocket the £1 million first prize.\r\n\r\nThe WSOC today unveiled the dates for the events, which will all take place on a Sunday afternoon, beginning in Cromer, Norfolk, on July 9:\r\n\r\nCromer,  Norfolk, July 9\r\nOrford, Suffolk, July 23\r\nWells-next-the-Sea, Norfolk, August 6\r\nBawdsey, Suffolk, August 13\r\nWalberswick, Suffolk, Grand Final, August 27\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/139839185" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/139839185?et=9F7IwdLYTex3RFigESMP6A&viewMoreLink=off&sig=r_Z3O-JS7_CbhI8D9yqD9G9OPcxcppj1PYo_Xe4wSWs=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Pincer movement: Participants jostle to get the best crabbing spot at Walberswick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe championship events will be scored by who has caught the most crabs in an hour-long period. All participants will get a point per crab, and the 20 crabbers with the highest score from all events combined will be invited to the exclusive grand final, which is expected to draw a television audience of millions.\r\n\r\nCrabbers use their skills to attract the most custaceans, but bacon is a popular bait. Only one line is allowed per crabber. Although seen as a leisurely sport, things can get feisty as crabbers seek the best spot on shoreline.\r\n\r\nSky Sports, which will screen the events in high-definition, is expected to bring a host of innovations to the coverage, including slow-motion underwater replays of a great catch, fancy in-studio graphics, multiple on and off-shore camera angles, together with some of the sport\'s greatest commentators and analysts.\r\n\r\nWSOC director Gary "Sideways" Walker told the Suffolk Gazette: "We are delighted to have Sky Sports on board to televise the championship events and Grand Final, it will really put crabbing on the map.\r\n\r\n"And it will also be a great advert for Suffolk and Norfolk, where young people have enjoyed catching crabs for generations."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, academics have received funding to investigating <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/cromer-sideways/">why residents of Cromer walk sideways</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Sky Sports nets world crabbing TV rights', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2540-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-05 12:36:16', '2018-06-05 12:36:16', '', 2540, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2540-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9057, 1, '2018-06-07 11:49:32', '2018-06-07 11:49:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/melania-suffolk-caravan.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/melania-suffolk-caravan.jpg" alt="Melania Trump in Suffolk" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9058" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nFirst Lady Melania Trump was not \'missing\' for 24 days - she was enjoying a secret holiday in a caravan on the Suffolk coast.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Trump had undergone a minor operation in Washington and needed somewhere quiet to recuperate, away from prying eyes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd President Donald Trump, aware that his new friend, North Korean dictator <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">Kim Jong-un has a Suffolk caravan</a>, thought it would build bridges if his beautiful wife did the same.\r\n\r\nMelania spent 15 nights in an unassuming Hulse Ross static caravan at the site near Sizewell, overlooking the North Sea.\r\n\r\nThe holiday home has two bedrooms, a kitchenette and even boasts in indoor loo and shower.\r\n\r\nFellow holidaymakers, including families with young children enjoying the half-term holiday, had no idea about the world-famous guest on the site.\r\n\r\nArmed secret service personnel hired the caravan on either side of Mrs Trump\'s to ensure her safety.\r\n\r\nShe spent many days happily exploring the Suffolk coastal path, and walked as far south as posh Aldeburgh, and ventured north all the way to Dunwich, where she enjoyed sampling a pint of Adnams beer at the Ship Inn.\r\n\r\nMrs Trump was spotted in Aldeburgh, browsing the book shop, by a Suffolk Gazette reader.\r\n\r\nBut we agreed to keep her visit a secret until she was safely back in the United States.\r\n\r\nShe refused an interview, but as a thank you for respecting her privacy, Mrs Trump issued us with this statement.\r\n\r\n"I enjoyed my time in Suffolk very much. The people are much friendlier than in Washington. I had fish and chips, walked on the beach, and thought the area was lovely. It was an experience staying in one of your caravans, and I even thought the nearby town of Leiston was interesting."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Trump made her first public appearance in America for 24 days yesterday, attending a meeting at the Federal Emergency Management Agency headquarters in Washington for a briefing to discuss preparedness ahead of the 2018 hurricane season.\r\n\r\nMr Trump told pressmen and repeated on Twitter that there had been nothing suspicious about his wife\'s absence for so long, blaming it on her benign kidney condition.\r\n\r\nHe made no mention of her exciting trip to stay in her <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/caravans-banned-from-suffolk/">Suffolk caravan park</a>.\r\n\r\nThe park\'s owners refused to discuss their VIP visitor, or disclose if she had paid full price for her stay.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'Missing\' Melania Trump was holidaying in Suffolk caravan', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'missing-melania-trump-was-holidaying-in-suffolk-caravan', '', '', '2018-06-07 11:52:45', '2018-06-07 11:52:45', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9057', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9059, 1, '2018-06-07 11:49:08', '2018-06-07 11:49:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/melania-suffolk-caravan.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/melania-suffolk-caravan.jpg" alt="Melania Trump in Suffolk" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9058" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nFirst Lady Melania Trump was not \'missing\' for 24 days - she was enjoying a secret holiday in a caravan on the Suffolk coast.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Trump had undergone a minor operation in Washington and needed somewhere quiet to recuperate, away from prying eyes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd President Donald Trump, aware that his new friend, North Korean dictator <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">Kim Jong-un has a Suffolk caravan</a>, thought it would build bridges if his beautiful wife did the same.\r\n\r\nMelania spent 15 nights in an unassuming Hulse Ross static caravan at the site near Sizewell, overlooking the North Sea.\r\n\r\nThe holiday home boasts two bedrooms, a kitchenette and even boasts in indoor loo and shower.\r\n\r\nFellow holidaymakers, including families with young children enjoying the half-term holiday, had not idea about the world-famous guest on the site.\r\n\r\nArmed secret service personnel hire the caravan on either side of Mrs Trump\'s to ensure her safety.\r\n\r\nShe spent many days happily exploring the Suffolk coastal path, and walked as far south as posh Aldeburgh, and ventured north all the way to Dunwich, where she enjoyed sampling a pint of Adnams beer at the Ship Inn.\r\n\r\nMrs Trump was spotted in Aldeburgh, browsing the book shop by a Suffolk Gazette reader.\r\n\r\nBut we agreed to keep her visit a secret until she was safely back in the United States.\r\n\r\nShe refused an interview, but as a thank you for respecting her privacy, Mrs Trump issued us with this statement.\r\n\r\n"I enjoyed my time in Suffolk very much. The people are much friendlier than in Washington. I had fish and chips, walked on the beach, and thought the area was lovely. It was an experience staying in one of your caravans, and I even thought the nearby town of Leiston was interesting."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Trump made her first public appearance in America for 24 days yesterday, attending a meeting at the Federal Emergency Management Agency headquarters in Washington for a briefing to discuss preparedness ahead of the 2018 hurricane season.\r\n\r\nMr Trump told pressmen and repeated on Twitter that there had been nothing suspicious about his wife\'s absence for so long, blaming it on her benign kidney condition.\r\n\r\nHe made no mention of her exciting trip to stay in her <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/caravans-banned-from-suffolk/">Suffolk caravan park</a>.\r\n\r\nThe park\'s owners refused to discuss their VIP visitor, or disclose if she had paid full price for her stay.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'Missing\' Melania Trump was holidaying in Suffolk caravan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9057-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-07 11:49:08', '2018-06-07 11:49:08', '', 9057, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9057-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9060, 1, '2018-06-07 11:52:40', '2018-06-07 11:52:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/melania-suffolk-caravan.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/melania-suffolk-caravan.jpg" alt="Melania Trump in Suffolk" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9058" /></a>\n\n<strong>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\nFirst Lady Melania Trump was not \'missing\' for 24 days - she was enjoying a secret holiday in a caravan on the Suffolk coast.</strong>\n\nMrs Trump had undergone a minor operation in Washington and needed somewhere quiet to recuperate, away from prying eyes.\n\n\n\nAnd President Donald Trump, aware that his new friend, North Korean dictator <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">Kim Jong-un has a Suffolk caravan</a>, thought it would build bridges if his beautiful wife did the same.\n\nMelania spent 15 nights in an unassuming Hulse Ross static caravan at the site near Sizewell, overlooking the North Sea.\n\nThe holiday home has two bedrooms, a kitchenette and even boasts in indoor loo and shower.\n\nFellow holidaymakers, including families with young children enjoying the half-term holiday, had no idea about the world-famous guest on the site.\n\nArmed secret service personnel hired the caravan on either side of Mrs Trump\'s to ensure her safety.\n\nShe spent many days happily exploring the Suffolk coastal path, and walked as far south as posh Aldeburgh, and ventured north all the way to Dunwich, where she enjoyed sampling a pint of Adnams beer at the Ship Inn.\n\nMrs Trump was spotted in Aldeburgh, browsing the book shop, by a Suffolk Gazette reader.\n\nBut we agreed to keep her visit a secret until she was safely back in the United States.\n\nShe refused an interview, but as a thank you for respecting her privacy, Mrs Trump issued us with this statement.\n\n"I enjoyed my time in Suffolk very much. The people are much friendlier than in Washington. I had fish and chips, walked on the beach, and thought the area was lovely. It was an experience staying in one of your caravans, and I even thought the nearby town of Leiston was interesting."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMrs Trump made her first public appearance in America for 24 days yesterday, attending a meeting at the Federal Emergency Management Agency headquarters in Washington for a briefing to discuss preparedness ahead of the 2018 hurricane season.\n\nMr Trump told pressmen and repeated on Twitter that there had been nothing suspicious about his wife\'s absence for so long, blaming it on her benign kidney condition.\n\nHe made no mention of her exciting trip to stay in her <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/caravans-banned-from-suffolk/">Suffolk caravan park</a>.\n\nThe park\'s owners refused to discuss their VIP visitor, or disclose if she had paid full price for her stay.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'Missing\' Melania Trump was holidaying in Suffolk caravan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9057-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-07 11:52:40', '2018-06-07 11:52:40', '', 9057, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9057-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9061, 1, '2018-06-07 11:52:45', '2018-06-07 11:52:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/melania-suffolk-caravan.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/melania-suffolk-caravan.jpg" alt="Melania Trump in Suffolk" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9058" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nFirst Lady Melania Trump was not \'missing\' for 24 days - she was enjoying a secret holiday in a caravan on the Suffolk coast.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Trump had undergone a minor operation in Washington and needed somewhere quiet to recuperate, away from prying eyes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd President Donald Trump, aware that his new friend, North Korean dictator <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">Kim Jong-un has a Suffolk caravan</a>, thought it would build bridges if his beautiful wife did the same.\r\n\r\nMelania spent 15 nights in an unassuming Hulse Ross static caravan at the site near Sizewell, overlooking the North Sea.\r\n\r\nThe holiday home has two bedrooms, a kitchenette and even boasts in indoor loo and shower.\r\n\r\nFellow holidaymakers, including families with young children enjoying the half-term holiday, had no idea about the world-famous guest on the site.\r\n\r\nArmed secret service personnel hired the caravan on either side of Mrs Trump\'s to ensure her safety.\r\n\r\nShe spent many days happily exploring the Suffolk coastal path, and walked as far south as posh Aldeburgh, and ventured north all the way to Dunwich, where she enjoyed sampling a pint of Adnams beer at the Ship Inn.\r\n\r\nMrs Trump was spotted in Aldeburgh, browsing the book shop, by a Suffolk Gazette reader.\r\n\r\nBut we agreed to keep her visit a secret until she was safely back in the United States.\r\n\r\nShe refused an interview, but as a thank you for respecting her privacy, Mrs Trump issued us with this statement.\r\n\r\n"I enjoyed my time in Suffolk very much. The people are much friendlier than in Washington. I had fish and chips, walked on the beach, and thought the area was lovely. It was an experience staying in one of your caravans, and I even thought the nearby town of Leiston was interesting."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Trump made her first public appearance in America for 24 days yesterday, attending a meeting at the Federal Emergency Management Agency headquarters in Washington for a briefing to discuss preparedness ahead of the 2018 hurricane season.\r\n\r\nMr Trump told pressmen and repeated on Twitter that there had been nothing suspicious about his wife\'s absence for so long, blaming it on her benign kidney condition.\r\n\r\nHe made no mention of her exciting trip to stay in her <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/caravans-banned-from-suffolk/">Suffolk caravan park</a>.\r\n\r\nThe park\'s owners refused to discuss their VIP visitor, or disclose if she had paid full price for her stay.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'Missing\' Melania Trump was holidaying in Suffolk caravan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9057-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-07 11:52:45', '2018-06-07 11:52:45', '', 9057, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9057-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9062, 1, '2018-06-08 17:15:21', '2018-06-08 17:15:21', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-e1442559468613.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-566x377.jpg" alt="pints-of-beer" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1710" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil Ward, Health Reporter\r\n\r\nScientists have discovered that drinking beer makes men more intelligent.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins at Suffolk\'s prestigious College of Medicine found men who drink at least five pints of ale a day were far better equipped to hold high-level discussions about important issues of the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd blokes on the beer were also more adept at completing brain tasks like finishing cryptic crosswords and solving complicated mathematical equations.\r\n\r\nThe surprising findings will be music to the ears of boozers across Britain, who have been insisting beer is good for them since the drink was first invented in 1937.\r\n\r\nBut the scientists at the College of Medicine in Stowmarket, which is recognised as one of Europe\'s top drug and chemical research institutions, found that the opposite was true for women.\r\n\r\n"We supplemented our research by looking at women\'s behaviour after they have been drinking beer," explained the college\'s Dr Jeremy Donaldson.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately women are wired differently to men, and women became less intelligent after drinking.\r\n\r\n<h3>\'Talking gibberish\'</h3>\r\n\r\n"We conducted strict testing under laboratory conditions and watched aghast as the women on the beer started talking gibberish and picking fights with each other.\r\n\r\n"It always started with something really small, an innocent passing comment, for example. But it quickly blew out of proportion into a real ruck that spilled out into the car park.\r\n\r\n"We then carried out the same intelligence tests as we did on the male test group, and the women had trouble holding the pen the correct way up, and could then only draw doodles on the crossword rather than complete it.\r\n\r\n"But for men the news is indeed very encouraging, and the fact we are releasing it on a Friday means they can go into the weekend with their heads held high, knowing a good night or two on the beer will make them a better person."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDr Donaldson is yet to release the full findings, but he did reveal that his team found chemical reactions between malt, sugars and yeast were responsible for increasing cells in the male brain.\r\n\r\nBeer drinker Danny Francis, 28, of Eye, said: "I knew I was a clever bloke but did not really know why, because my dad and the rest of the family are pretty thick.\r\n\r\n"But I drink loads of Adnams beer, so this research explains it. Last week I completed the Sun\'s crossword for the first time in my life, and that was after seven pints."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Drinking beer makes men more intelligent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1709-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-08 17:15:21', '2018-06-08 17:15:21', '', 1709, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1709-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9063, 1, '2018-06-09 11:22:08', '2018-06-09 11:22:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/David-Bowie.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/David-Bowie.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2447" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRock legend David Bowie gave curry house diners a treat with an impromptu performance, the Suffolk Gazette understands.</strong>\r\n\r\nBowie, who is 69 years old today, was enjoying a spicy dish in the Taj Maharaja in Bungay, Suffolk on Wednesday when he thought he\'d give other customers a night they\'d never forget.\r\n\r\nAs locals tucked into papadums, curries, bhajis and other Indian delights, the star suddenly stood up to sing The Jean Genie while astonished staff stood open-mouthed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDespite loud pleas for an encore, he then sat down again and resumed his meal as the customers clapped and cheered.\r\n\r\nOne diner, Lorraine Fisher, 34, admitted: "My husband and I couldn\'t believe it. We were enjoying a madras and suddenly David Bowie stood up and started singing.\r\n\r\n"We hadn\'t even noticed he was there before - but he was very good and signed everyone\'s paper napkins before he left."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Mr Bowie was staying in Suffolk during a New Year holiday with his glamorous wife Iman when he decided to visit the curry house, which has rave reviews on TripAdvisor.\r\n\r\nA pal said: "David enjoys his grub, and he still loves performing, even to smaller audiences than he\'s used to. He has a wicked sense of fun, so this news is not surprising."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRestaurant owner Shaz Miah said: "We don\'t like talking about our famous guests, but we are grateful to Mr Bowie for being here and singing so well."\r\n\r\n<em>Editor\'s note: By unfortunate coincidence, this story was originally published a week before news broke of David Bowie\'s death.</em>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'David Bowie stars in spice oddity', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2446-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-09 11:22:08', '2018-06-09 11:22:08', '', 2446, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2446-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9064, 1, '2018-06-09 11:24:58', '2018-06-09 11:24:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/David-Bowie.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/David-Bowie.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2447" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRock legend David Bowie gave curry house diners a treat with an impromptu performance, the Suffolk Gazette understands.</strong>\r\n\r\nBowie, who is 69 years old today, was enjoying a spicy dish in the Taj Maharaja in Bungay, Suffolk on Wednesday when he thought he\'d give other customers a night they\'d never forget.\r\n\r\nAs locals tucked into papadums, curries, bhajis and other Indian delights, the star suddenly stood up to sing The Jean Genie while astonished staff stood open-mouthed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDespite loud pleas for an encore, he then sat down again and resumed his meal as the customers clapped and cheered.\r\n\r\nOne diner, Lorraine Fisher, 34, admitted: "My husband and I couldn\'t believe it. We were enjoying a madras and suddenly David Bowie stood up and started singing.\r\n\r\n"We hadn\'t even noticed he was there before - but he was very good and signed everyone\'s paper napkins before he left."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Mr Bowie was staying in Suffolk during a New Year holiday with his glamorous wife Iman when he decided to visit the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/motorhome-toilet/">curry house</a>, which has rave reviews on TripAdvisor.\r\n\r\nA pal said: "David enjoys his grub, and he still loves performing, even to smaller audiences than he\'s used to. He has a wicked sense of fun, so this news is not surprising."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRestaurant owner Shaz Miah said: "We don\'t like talking about our famous guests, but we are grateful to Mr Bowie for being here and singing so well."\r\n\r\n<em>Editor\'s note: By unfortunate coincidence, this story was originally published a week before news broke of David Bowie\'s death. In an astonishing twist, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/sky-news-suffolk-gazette/">Sky News read out this curry story live on air</a> as part of its breaking news coverage!</em>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'David Bowie stars in spice oddity', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2446-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-09 11:24:58', '2018-06-09 11:24:58', '', 2446, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2446-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9065, 1, '2018-06-10 14:32:04', '2018-06-10 14:32:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9066" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies watched in horror as a man beat up his wife and child on Felixstowe beach today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe drama unfolded this afternoon as daytrippers and locals enjoyed the fine weather on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey first heard shouting and saw the man arguing with his wife before hitting her repeatedly.\r\n\r\nThe child had also assaulted.\r\n\r\nPolice were called and an officer needed to use his baton to try to bring the enraged man under control.\r\n\r\nBut the assailant managed to seize the stick from the policeman and started hitting him instead.\r\n\r\nChildren on the beach were screaming as the horrific attack continued.\r\n\r\n<h3>Sausages</h3>\r\n\r\nAs the man\'s wife, child and the policeman lay dazed on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beach</a>, the man inexplicably got out some sausages from his cool box.\r\n\r\nHe was showing them off when a crocodile appeared from nowhere and ate them after a titanic struggle.\r\n\r\nThe man escaped but police warn he could be back tomorrow, and every day during the summer.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman confirmed: "We were called to Felixstowe seafront following reports of a domestic incident on the beach.\r\n\r\n"Two people had been injured, and then our own police constable was set upon as he tried to bring the attacker under control.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"All three victims have recovered, but unbelievably the man put in a complaint that his pork product had been stolen by a crocodile.\r\n\r\n"He may have been on some drugs or something. He kept shouting, \'That\'s the way to do it\'."\r\n\r\nPolice added that the man may have committed similar offences in Lowestoft, Great Yarmouth, Clacton and Southend.\r\n\r\nMum of two Lorraine Fisher, 34, was disgusted after her children saw the drama unfold.\r\n\r\n"It was a complete waste of perfectly good sausages," she said.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can confirm there has not been so much excitement on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">Felixstowe beach since five penguins turned up earlier this year</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Seafront horror as man beats wife, child and policeman', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mr-punch', '', '', '2018-06-11 05:11:43', '2018-06-11 05:11:43', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9065', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9066, 1, '2018-06-10 14:14:35', '2018-06-10 14:14:35', 'Police warning after man beats up wife and child on beach.', 'punch and judy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'punch-and-judy', '', '', '2018-06-10 14:15:01', '2018-06-10 14:15:01', '', 9065, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9067, 1, '2018-06-10 14:29:31', '2018-06-10 14:29:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9066" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\nFamilies watched in horror as a man beat up his wife and child on Felixstowe beach today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe drama unfolded this afternoon as daytrippers and locals enjoyed the fine weather on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey first heard shouting and saw the man arguing with his wife before hitting her repeatedly. The child was also assaulted.\r\n\r\nPolice were called and an officer needed to use his baton to try to bring the enraged man under control.\r\n\r\nBut the assailant managed to seize the stick from the policeman and started hitting him as well.\r\n\r\nChildren on the beach were screaming as the horrific attack continued.\r\n\r\nAs the man\'s wife, child and the policeman lay dazed on the beach, the man inexplicably got out some sausages from his cool box.\r\n\r\nHe was showing them off when a crocodile appeared from nowhere and ate them after a titanic struggle.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe man disappeared but police warn he could be back tomorrow, and every day during the summer.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman confirmed: "We were called to Felixstowe seafront following reports of a domestic incident on the beach.\r\n\r\n"Two people had been injured, and then our own police constable was set upon as he tried to bring the attacker under control.\r\n\r\n"All three victims have recovered, but unbelievably the man put in a complaint that his pork product had been stolen by a crocodile.\r\n\r\n"He may have been on some drugs or something. He kept shouting, \'That\'s the way to do it\'. Anyway, he soon disappeared but we believe he will be back on the beach again tomorrow." \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Seafront horror as man beats wife, child and policeman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9065-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-10 14:29:31', '2018-06-10 14:29:31', '', 9065, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9068, 1, '2018-06-10 14:32:04', '2018-06-10 14:32:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9066" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\nFamilies watched in horror as a man beat up his wife and child on Felixstowe beach today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe drama unfolded this afternoon as daytrippers and locals enjoyed the fine weather on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey first heard shouting and saw the man arguing with his wife before hitting her repeatedly. The child was also assaulted.\r\n\r\nPolice were called and an officer needed to use his baton to try to bring the enraged man under control.\r\n\r\nBut the assailant managed to seize the stick from the policeman and started hitting him as well.\r\n\r\nChildren on the beach were screaming as the horrific attack continued.\r\n\r\nAs the man\'s wife, child and the policeman lay dazed on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beach</a>, the man inexplicably got out some sausages from his cool box.\r\n\r\nHe was showing them off when a crocodile appeared from nowhere and ate them after a titanic struggle.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe man disappeared but police warn he could be back tomorrow, and every day during the summer.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman confirmed: "We were called to Felixstowe seafront following reports of a domestic incident on the beach.\r\n\r\n"Two people had been injured, and then our own police constable was set upon as he tried to bring the attacker under control.\r\n\r\n"All three victims have recovered, but unbelievably the man put in a complaint that his pork product had been stolen by a crocodile.\r\n\r\n"He may have been on some drugs or something. He kept shouting, \'That\'s the way to do it\'. Anyway, he soon disappeared but we believe he will be back on the beach again tomorrow."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can confirm there has not been so much excitement on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">Felixstowe beach since five penguins turned up earlier this year</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Seafront horror as man beats wife, child and policeman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9065-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-10 14:32:04', '2018-06-10 14:32:04', '', 9065, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9069, 1, '2018-06-11 05:11:32', '2018-06-11 05:11:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9066" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nFamilies watched in horror as a man beat up his wife and child on Felixstowe beach today.</strong>\n\nThe drama unfolded this afternoon as daytrippers and locals enjoyed the fine weather on the Suffolk coast.\n\n\n\nThey first heard shouting and saw the man arguing with his wife before hitting her repeatedly.\n\nThe child had also assaulted.\n\nPolice were called and an officer needed to use his baton to try to bring the enraged man under control.\n\nBut the assailant managed to seize the stick from the policeman and started hitting him instead.\n\nChildren on the beach were screaming as the horrific attack continued.\n\n<h3>Sausages</h3>\n\nAs the man\'s wife, child and the policeman lay dazed on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beach</a>, the man inexplicably got out some sausages from his cool box.\n\nHe was showing them off when a crocodile appeared from nowhere and ate them after a titanic struggle.\n\nThe man escaped but police warn he could be back tomorrow, and every day during the summer.\n\nA Suffolk Police spokesman confirmed: "We were called to Felixstowe seafront following reports of a domestic incident on the beach.\n\n"Two people had been injured, and then our own police constable was set upon as he tried to bring the attacker under control.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"All three victims have recovered, but unbelievably the man put in a complaint that his pork product had been stolen by a crocodile.\n\n"He may have been on some drugs or something. He kept shouting, \'That\'s the way to do it\'."\n\nPolice added that the man may have committed similar offences in Lowestoft, Great Yarmouth, Clacton and Southend.\n\nMum of two Lorraine Fisher, 34, was disgusted after her children saw the drama unfold.\n\n"It was a complete waste of perfectly good sausages," she said.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette can confirm there has not been so much excitement on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">Felixstowe beach since five penguins turned up earlier this year</a>.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n', 'Seafront horror as man beats wife, child and policeman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9065-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-11 05:11:32', '2018-06-11 05:11:32', '', 9065, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9065-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9070, 1, '2018-06-10 14:34:28', '2018-06-10 14:34:28', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9066" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies watched in horror as a man beat up his wife and child on Felixstowe beach today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe drama unfolded this afternoon as daytrippers and locals enjoyed the fine weather on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey first heard shouting and saw the man arguing with his wife before hitting her repeatedly. The child was also assaulted.\r\n\r\nPolice were called and an officer needed to use his baton to try to bring the enraged man under control.\r\n\r\nBut the assailant managed to seize the stick from the policeman and started hitting him instead.\r\n\r\nChildren on the beach were screaming as the horrific attack continued.\r\n\r\nAs the man\'s wife, child and the policeman lay dazed on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beach</a>, the man inexplicably got out some sausages from his cool box.\r\n\r\nHe was showing them off when a crocodile appeared from nowhere and ate them after a titanic struggle.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe man disappeared but police warn he could be back tomorrow, and every day during the summer.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman confirmed: "We were called to Felixstowe seafront following reports of a domestic incident on the beach.\r\n\r\n"Two people had been injured, and then our own police constable was set upon as he tried to bring the attacker under control.\r\n\r\n"All three victims have recovered, but unbelievably the man put in a complaint that his pork product had been stolen by a crocodile.\r\n\r\n"He may have been on some drugs or something. He kept shouting, \'That\'s the way to do it\'."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can confirm there has not been so much excitement on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">Felixstowe beach since five penguins turned up earlier this year</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Seafront horror as man beats wife, child and policeman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9065-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-10 14:34:28', '2018-06-10 14:34:28', '', 9065, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9072, 1, '2018-06-10 20:15:32', '2018-06-10 20:15:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9066" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies watched in horror as a man beat up his wife and child on Felixstowe beach today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe drama unfolded this afternoon as daytrippers and locals enjoyed the fine weather on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey first heard shouting and saw the man arguing with his wife before hitting her repeatedly. The child was also assaulted.\r\n\r\nPolice were called and an officer needed to use his baton to try to bring the enraged man under control.\r\n\r\nBut the assailant managed to seize the stick from the policeman and started hitting him instead.\r\n\r\nChildren on the beach were screaming as the horrific attack continued.\r\n\r\nAs the man\'s wife, child and the policeman lay dazed on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beach</a>, the man inexplicably got out some sausages from his cool box.\r\n\r\nHe was showing them off when a crocodile appeared from nowhere and ate them after a titanic struggle.\r\n\r\nThe man disappeared but police warn he could be back tomorrow, and every day during the summer.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman confirmed: "We were called to Felixstowe seafront following reports of a domestic incident on the beach.\r\n\r\n"Two people had been injured, and then our own police constable was set upon as he tried to bring the attacker under control.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"All three victims have recovered, but unbelievably the man put in a complaint that his pork product had been stolen by a crocodile.\r\n\r\n"He may have been on some drugs or something. He kept shouting, \'That\'s the way to do it\'."\r\n\r\nMum of two Lorraine Fisher, 34, was disgusted after her children saw the drama unfold.\r\n\r\n"It was a complete waste of perfectly good sausages," she said.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can confirm there has not been so much excitement on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">Felixstowe beach since five penguins turned up earlier this year</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Seafront horror as man beats wife, child and policeman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9065-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-10 20:15:32', '2018-06-10 20:15:32', '', 9065, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9073, 1, '2018-06-11 05:01:08', '2018-06-11 05:01:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9066" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies watched in horror as a man beat up his wife and child on Felixstowe beach today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe drama unfolded this afternoon as daytrippers and locals enjoyed the fine weather on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey first heard shouting and saw the man arguing with his wife before hitting her repeatedly. The child was also assaulted.\r\n\r\nPolice were called and an officer needed to use his baton to try to bring the enraged man under control.\r\n\r\nBut the assailant managed to seize the stick from the policeman and started hitting him instead.\r\n\r\nChildren on the beach were screaming as the horrific attack continued.\r\n\r\nAs the man\'s wife, child and the policeman lay dazed on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beach</a>, the man inexplicably got out some sausages from his cool box.\r\n\r\nHe was showing them off when a crocodile appeared from nowhere and ate them after a titanic struggle.\r\n\r\nThe man escaped but police warn he could be back tomorrow, and every day during the summer.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman confirmed: "We were called to Felixstowe seafront following reports of a domestic incident on the beach.\r\n\r\n"Two people had been injured, and then our own police constable was set upon as he tried to bring the attacker under control.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"All three victims have recovered, but unbelievably the man put in a complaint that his pork product had been stolen by a crocodile.\r\n\r\n"He may have been on some drugs or something. He kept shouting, \'That\'s the way to do it\'."\r\n\r\nPolice added that the man may have committed similar offences in Lowestoft, Great Yarmouth, Clacton and Southend.\r\n\r\nMum of two Lorraine Fisher, 34, was disgusted after her children saw the drama unfold.\r\n\r\n"It was a complete waste of perfectly good sausages," she said.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can confirm there has not been so much excitement on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">Felixstowe beach since five penguins turned up earlier this year</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Seafront horror as man beats wife, child and policeman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9065-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-11 05:01:08', '2018-06-11 05:01:08', '', 9065, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9074, 1, '2018-06-11 05:06:35', '2018-06-11 05:06:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9066" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies watched in horror as a man beat up his wife and child on Felixstowe beach today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe drama unfolded this afternoon as daytrippers and locals enjoyed the fine weather on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey first heard shouting and saw the man arguing with his wife before hitting her repeatedly. The child was also assaulted.\r\n\r\nPolice were called and an officer needed to use his baton to try to bring the enraged man under control.\r\n\r\nBut the assailant managed to seize the stick from the policeman and started hitting him instead.\r\n\r\nChildren on the beach were screaming as the horrific attack continued.\r\n\r\n<h3>Sausages</h3>\r\n\r\nAs the man\'s wife, child and the policeman lay dazed on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beach</a>, the man inexplicably got out some sausages from his cool box.\r\n\r\nHe was showing them off when a crocodile appeared from nowhere and ate them after a titanic struggle.\r\n\r\nThe man escaped but police warn he could be back tomorrow, and every day during the summer.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman confirmed: "We were called to Felixstowe seafront following reports of a domestic incident on the beach.\r\n\r\n"Two people had been injured, and then our own police constable was set upon as he tried to bring the attacker under control.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"All three victims have recovered, but unbelievably the man put in a complaint that his pork product had been stolen by a crocodile.\r\n\r\n"He may have been on some drugs or something. He kept shouting, \'That\'s the way to do it\'."\r\n\r\nPolice added that the man may have committed similar offences in Lowestoft, Great Yarmouth, Clacton and Southend.\r\n\r\nMum of two Lorraine Fisher, 34, was disgusted after her children saw the drama unfold.\r\n\r\n"It was a complete waste of perfectly good sausages," she said.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can confirm there has not been so much excitement on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">Felixstowe beach since five penguins turned up earlier this year</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Seafront horror as man beats wife, child and policeman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9065-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-11 05:06:35', '2018-06-11 05:06:35', '', 9065, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9075, 1, '2018-06-11 05:11:43', '2018-06-11 05:11:43', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9066" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies watched in horror as a man beat up his wife and child on Felixstowe beach today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe drama unfolded this afternoon as daytrippers and locals enjoyed the fine weather on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey first heard shouting and saw the man arguing with his wife before hitting her repeatedly.\r\n\r\nThe child had also assaulted.\r\n\r\nPolice were called and an officer needed to use his baton to try to bring the enraged man under control.\r\n\r\nBut the assailant managed to seize the stick from the policeman and started hitting him instead.\r\n\r\nChildren on the beach were screaming as the horrific attack continued.\r\n\r\n<h3>Sausages</h3>\r\n\r\nAs the man\'s wife, child and the policeman lay dazed on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beach</a>, the man inexplicably got out some sausages from his cool box.\r\n\r\nHe was showing them off when a crocodile appeared from nowhere and ate them after a titanic struggle.\r\n\r\nThe man escaped but police warn he could be back tomorrow, and every day during the summer.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman confirmed: "We were called to Felixstowe seafront following reports of a domestic incident on the beach.\r\n\r\n"Two people had been injured, and then our own police constable was set upon as he tried to bring the attacker under control.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"All three victims have recovered, but unbelievably the man put in a complaint that his pork product had been stolen by a crocodile.\r\n\r\n"He may have been on some drugs or something. He kept shouting, \'That\'s the way to do it\'."\r\n\r\nPolice added that the man may have committed similar offences in Lowestoft, Great Yarmouth, Clacton and Southend.\r\n\r\nMum of two Lorraine Fisher, 34, was disgusted after her children saw the drama unfold.\r\n\r\n"It was a complete waste of perfectly good sausages," she said.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can confirm there has not been so much excitement on <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">Felixstowe beach since five penguins turned up earlier this year</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Seafront horror as man beats wife, child and policeman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9065-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-11 05:11:43', '2018-06-11 05:11:43', '', 9065, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9076, 1, '2018-06-11 15:56:20', '2018-06-11 15:56:20', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norfolk-fighter.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9077" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norfolk-fighter.jpg" alt="Squitfire jet fighter" width="640" height="480" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor</strong>\n\n<strong>Buyers at an international arms fair were unimpressed with the first jet fighter Britain has produced after Brexit.</strong>\n\nThe event in Jordan, attended by representatives of countries looking to invest billions in their defences, showcased Britain\'s entry in the aircraft section.\n\n\n\nDubbed the Squitfire, the jet is all Britain\'s beleaguered defence industry can afford.\n\nIt can boast speeds of up to 75mph and reach heights of 45 feet before the pilot begins to black out from the effort of pedalling.\n\nBut what makes it a laughing-stock is the fact that firepower is limited to the pistol kept in a cockpit pouch.\n\nWhen up against the US Air Force F-16, or the Eurofighter Typhoon (top speed 1,550mph), the Squitfire is a sad reflection of modern-day Britain.\n\nDefence expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Britain\'s entry into the Jordan Arms Fair was embarrassing. The Squitfire is like something out of Dad\'s Army and has no place in a modern air force."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nNorfolk-based defence manufacturer Colmans BAE is behind the Squitfire, the same company behind the equally useless <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">Gentle Breeze fighter jet</a>, which also flopped at an arms fair last year.\n\nUnbelievably, Colmans BAE, which is based at Downham Market, was also behind the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-tank/">Raleigh Tank</a>, which flopped when even the British Army refused to buy it.\n\nA spokesman said: "I am afraid that post Brexit we cannot hope to compete with the Europeans and their Eurofighter.\n\n"Our plane may not have all the bells and whistles, but it can fly, and that\'s something to celebrate."\n\nAn insider at the Ministry of Defence said: "People need to stop running Britain down.\n\n"We have a fine tradition of building brilliant planes, ships and tanks for our armed forces, and nothing is changing after Brexit.\n\n"It may look a little rough around the edges, but the Squitfire has some endearing qualities. I\'ll be sure to let you know when I\'ve found them."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'First British jet since Brexit, the Squitfire faces ridicule', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'squitfire', '', '', '2019-02-15 14:40:24', '2019-02-15 14:40:24', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9076', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9078, 1, '2018-06-11 15:55:59', '2018-06-11 15:55:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norfolk-fighter.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norfolk-fighter.jpg" alt="Squitfire jet fighter" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9077" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nBuyers at an international arms fair were unimpressed with the first jet fighter Britain has produced after Brexit.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe event in Jordan, attended by representatives of countries looking to invest billions in their defences, showcased Britain\'s entry in the aircraft section.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDubbed the Squitfire, the jet is all Britain\'s beleaguered defence industry can afford.\r\n\r\nIt can boast speeds of up to 75mph and reach heights of 45 feet before the pilot begins to black out from the effort of pedaling.\r\n\r\nBut what makes it a laughing-stock is the fact that firepower is limited to the content of a pistol kept in a cockpit pouch.\r\n\r\nWhen up against the US Air Force F-16, or the Eurofighter Typhoon (top speed 1,550mph), the Squitfire is a sad reflection of modern-day Britain.\r\n\r\nDefence expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Britain\'s entry into the Jordan Arms Fair was embarrassing. The Squitfire is like something out of Dad\'s Army and has no place in a modern air force."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk-based defence manufacturer Colmans BAE is behind the Squitfire, the same company behind the equally useless <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">Gentle Breeze fighter jet</a>, which also flopped at an arms fair last year.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "I am afraid that post Brexit we cannot hope to compete with the Europeans and their Eurofighter.\r\n\r\n"Our plane may not have all the bells and whistles, but it can fly, and that\'s something to celebrate."\r\n\r\nAn insider at the Ministry of Defence said: "People need to stop running Britain down.\r\n\r\n"We have a fine tradition of building brilliant planes, ships and tanks for our armed forces, and nothing is changing after Brexit.\r\n\r\n"It may look a little rough around the edges, but the Squitfire has some endearing qualities. I\'ll let you know when I\'ve found the."\r\n \r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'First British jet since Brexit, the Squitfire faces ridicule', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9076-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-11 15:55:59', '2018-06-11 15:55:59', '', 9076, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9076-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9080, 1, '2018-06-11 15:58:32', '2018-06-11 15:58:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norfolk-fighter.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norfolk-fighter.jpg" alt="Squitfire jet fighter" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9077" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nBuyers at an international arms fair were unimpressed with the first jet fighter Britain has produced after Brexit.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe event in Jordan, attended by representatives of countries looking to invest billions in their defences, showcased Britain\'s entry in the aircraft section.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDubbed the Squitfire, the jet is all Britain\'s beleaguered defence industry can afford.\r\n\r\nIt can boast speeds of up to 75mph and reach heights of 45 feet before the pilot begins to black out from the effort of pedaling.\r\n\r\nBut what makes it a laughing-stock is the fact that firepower is limited to the pistol kept in a cockpit pouch.\r\n\r\nWhen up against the US Air Force F-16, or the Eurofighter Typhoon (top speed 1,550mph), the Squitfire is a sad reflection of modern-day Britain.\r\n\r\nDefence expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Britain\'s entry into the Jordan Arms Fair was embarrassing. The Squitfire is like something out of Dad\'s Army and has no place in a modern air force."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk-based defence manufacturer Colmans BAE is behind the Squitfire, the same company behind the equally useless <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">Gentle Breeze fighter jet</a>, which also flopped at an arms fair last year.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "I am afraid that post Brexit we cannot hope to compete with the Europeans and their Eurofighter.\r\n\r\n"Our plane may not have all the bells and whistles, but it can fly, and that\'s something to celebrate."\r\n\r\nAn insider at the Ministry of Defence said: "People need to stop running Britain down.\r\n\r\n"We have a fine tradition of building brilliant planes, ships and tanks for our armed forces, and nothing is changing after Brexit.\r\n\r\n"It may look a little rough around the edges, but the Squitfire has some endearing qualities. I\'ll let you know when I\'ve found the."\r\n \r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'First British jet since Brexit, the Squitfire faces ridicule', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9076-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-11 15:58:32', '2018-06-11 15:58:32', '', 9076, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9076-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9081, 1, '2018-06-11 15:59:28', '2018-06-11 15:59:28', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norfolk-fighter.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norfolk-fighter.jpg" alt="Squitfire jet fighter" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9077" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nBuyers at an international arms fair were unimpressed with the first jet fighter Britain has produced after Brexit.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe event in Jordan, attended by representatives of countries looking to invest billions in their defences, showcased Britain\'s entry in the aircraft section.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDubbed the Squitfire, the jet is all Britain\'s beleaguered defence industry can afford.\r\n\r\nIt can boast speeds of up to 75mph and reach heights of 45 feet before the pilot begins to black out from the effort of pedaling.\r\n\r\nBut what makes it a laughing-stock is the fact that firepower is limited to the pistol kept in a cockpit pouch.\r\n\r\nWhen up against the US Air Force F-16, or the Eurofighter Typhoon (top speed 1,550mph), the Squitfire is a sad reflection of modern-day Britain.\r\n\r\nDefence expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Britain\'s entry into the Jordan Arms Fair was embarrassing. The Squitfire is like something out of Dad\'s Army and has no place in a modern air force."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk-based defence manufacturer Colmans BAE is behind the Squitfire, the same company behind the equally useless <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">Gentle Breeze fighter jet</a>, which also flopped at an arms fair last year.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "I am afraid that post Brexit we cannot hope to compete with the Europeans and their Eurofighter.\r\n\r\n"Our plane may not have all the bells and whistles, but it can fly, and that\'s something to celebrate."\r\n\r\nAn insider at the Ministry of Defence said: "People need to stop running Britain down.\r\n\r\n"We have a fine tradition of building brilliant planes, ships and tanks for our armed forces, and nothing is changing after Brexit.\r\n\r\n"It may look a little rough around the edges, but the Squitfire has some endearing qualities. I\'ll be sure to let you know when I\'ve found them."\r\n \r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'First British jet since Brexit, the Squitfire faces ridicule', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9076-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-11 15:59:28', '2018-06-11 15:59:28', '', 9076, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9076-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9082, 1, '2018-06-11 16:07:45', '2018-06-11 16:07:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norfolk-fighter.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norfolk-fighter.jpg" alt="Squitfire jet fighter" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9077" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nBuyers at an international arms fair were unimpressed with the first jet fighter Britain has produced after Brexit.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe event in Jordan, attended by representatives of countries looking to invest billions in their defences, showcased Britain\'s entry in the aircraft section.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDubbed the Squitfire, the jet is all Britain\'s beleaguered defence industry can afford.\r\n\r\nIt can boast speeds of up to 75mph and reach heights of 45 feet before the pilot begins to black out from the effort of pedaling.\r\n\r\nBut what makes it a laughing-stock is the fact that firepower is limited to the pistol kept in a cockpit pouch.\r\n\r\nWhen up against the US Air Force F-16, or the Eurofighter Typhoon (top speed 1,550mph), the Squitfire is a sad reflection of modern-day Britain.\r\n\r\nDefence expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Britain\'s entry into the Jordan Arms Fair was embarrassing. The Squitfire is like something out of Dad\'s Army and has no place in a modern air force."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk-based defence manufacturer Colmans BAE is behind the Squitfire, the same company behind the equally useless <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">Gentle Breeze fighter jet</a>, which also flopped at an arms fair last year.\r\n\r\nUnbelievably, Colmans BAE, which is based at Downham Market, was also behind the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-tank/">Raleigh Tank</a>, which flopped when even the British Army refused to buy it. \r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "I am afraid that post Brexit we cannot hope to compete with the Europeans and their Eurofighter.\r\n\r\n"Our plane may not have all the bells and whistles, but it can fly, and that\'s something to celebrate."\r\n\r\nAn insider at the Ministry of Defence said: "People need to stop running Britain down.\r\n\r\n"We have a fine tradition of building brilliant planes, ships and tanks for our armed forces, and nothing is changing after Brexit.\r\n\r\n"It may look a little rough around the edges, but the Squitfire has some endearing qualities. I\'ll be sure to let you know when I\'ve found them."\r\n \r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'First British jet since Brexit, the Squitfire faces ridicule', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9076-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-11 16:07:45', '2018-06-11 16:07:45', '', 9076, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9076-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9083, 1, '2018-06-12 09:34:18', '2018-06-12 09:34:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nuclear-button.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nuclear-button.jpg" alt="Trump to press nuclear button" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9084" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>US President Donald Trump showed Kim Jong-un exactly how he would destroy North Korea if the rogue state stitched him up at their historic meeting.</strong>\r\n\r\nA visibly shocked Mr Jong-un watched as Mr Trump gesticulated how he would press his very big nuclear button.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the message was clear: mess with the United States and you\'re toast.\r\n\r\nThe pair met in Singapore for face-to-face talks, a summit that many said could never happen.\r\n\r\nWith the two having traded insults with each other, the delicate talks were on a knife-edge.\r\n\r\nBut Mr Trump put Mr Jong-un in his place by threatening him with immediate nuclear destruction.\r\n\r\nAssociated Press journalist Lorraine Fisher, 34, who was covering the meeting said: "The pair met and shook hands, and it seemed everything was going as planned.\r\n\r\n"But then Mr Trump couldn\'t resist threatening to Nuke the North Korean leader.\r\n\r\n"He held up him thumb and said, \'This is how I\'ll push the button\'.\r\n\r\n"It took a moment or two before the translator got the message across to Kim Jong-un, and did not seem amused."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the chilling threat appeared to have worked, because the rest of the summit went off without a hitch.\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un did remind Mr Trump that he had a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">pet cat in his office</a> back in Pyongyang that could accidentally step on his own nuclear button at any time.\r\n\r\nThe pair of leaders shook hands, ate lunch and talked about prospects for the World Cup, before going their separate ways.\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un, who <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-fifa-xbox/">loves playing FIFA 18 on his Xbox</a>, had asked Mr Trump to be quick about lowering sanctions because he had lost so much money at his trip the previous evening to a casino in Singapore.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I\'ll press nuclear button like this\', Trump warns Kim Jong-un', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ill-press-nuclear-button-like-this-trump-warns-kim-jong-un', '', '', '2018-06-12 09:38:37', '2018-06-12 09:38:37', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9083', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9085, 1, '2018-06-12 09:33:32', '2018-06-12 09:33:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nuclear-button.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nuclear-button.jpg" alt="Trump to press nuclear button" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9084" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>US President Donald Trump showed Kim Jong-un exactly how he would destroy North Korea if the rogue state stitched him up at their historic meeting.</strong>\r\n\r\nA visibly shocked Mr Jong-un watched as Mr Trump gesticulated how he would press his very big nuclear button.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the message was clear: mess with the United States, and you\'re toast.\r\n\r\nThe pair met in Singapore for face-to-face talks, a summit that many said could never happen.\r\n\r\nWith the two having traded insults with each other, the delicate talks were on a knife-edge.\r\n\r\nBut Mr Trump put Mr Jong-un in his place by threatening him with immediate nuclear destruction.\r\n\r\nAssociated Press journalist Lorraine Fisher, 34, who was covering the meeting said: "The pair met and shook hands, and it seemed everything was going as planned.\r\n\r\n"But then Mr Trump couldn\'t resist threatening to Nuke the North Korean leader.\r\n\r\n"He held up him thumb and said, \'This is how I\'ll push the button\'.\r\n\r\n"It took a moment or two before the translator got the message across to Kim Jong-un, and did not seem amused."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the chilling threat appeared to have worked, because the rest of the summit went off without a hitch.\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un did remind Mr Trump that he had a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">pet cat in his office</a> back in Pyongyang that could accidentally step on his own nuclear button at any time.\r\n\r\nThe pair of leaders shook hands, ate lunch and talked about prospects for the World Cup, before going their separate ways.\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un, who <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-fifa-xbox/">loves playing FIFA 18 on his Xbox</a>, had asked Mr Trump to be quick about lowering sanctions because he had lost so much money at his trip the previous evening to a casino in Singapore.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I\'ll press nuclear button like this", Trump warns Kim Jong-un', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9083-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-12 09:33:32', '2018-06-12 09:33:32', '', 9083, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9083-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9086, 1, '2018-06-12 09:35:29', '2018-06-12 09:35:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nuclear-button.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nuclear-button.jpg" alt="Trump to press nuclear button" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9084" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>US President Donald Trump showed Kim Jong-un exactly how he would destroy North Korea if the rogue state stitched him up at their historic meeting.</strong>\r\n\r\nA visibly shocked Mr Jong-un watched as Mr Trump gesticulated how he would press his very big nuclear button.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the message was clear: mess with the United States, and you\'re toast.\r\n\r\nThe pair met in Singapore for face-to-face talks, a summit that many said could never happen.\r\n\r\nWith the two having traded insults with each other, the delicate talks were on a knife-edge.\r\n\r\nBut Mr Trump put Mr Jong-un in his place by threatening him with immediate nuclear destruction.\r\n\r\nAssociated Press journalist Lorraine Fisher, 34, who was covering the meeting said: "The pair met and shook hands, and it seemed everything was going as planned.\r\n\r\n"But then Mr Trump couldn\'t resist threatening to Nuke the North Korean leader.\r\n\r\n"He held up him thumb and said, \'This is how I\'ll push the button\'.\r\n\r\n"It took a moment or two before the translator got the message across to Kim Jong-un, and did not seem amused."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the chilling threat appeared to have worked, because the rest of the summit went off without a hitch.\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un did remind Mr Trump that he had a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">pet cat in his office</a> back in Pyongyang that could accidentally step on his own nuclear button at any time.\r\n\r\nThe pair of leaders shook hands, ate lunch and talked about prospects for the World Cup, before going their separate ways.\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un, who <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-fifa-xbox/">loves playing FIFA 18 on his Xbox</a>, had asked Mr Trump to be quick about lowering sanctions because he had lost so much money at his trip the previous evening to a casino in Singapore.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I\'ll press nuclear button like this\', Trump warns Kim Jong-un', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9083-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-12 09:35:29', '2018-06-12 09:35:29', '', 9083, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9083-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9087, 1, '2018-06-12 09:37:37', '2018-06-12 09:37:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nuclear-button.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nuclear-button.jpg" alt="Trump to press nuclear button" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9084" /></a>\n\n<strong>US President Donald Trump showed Kim Jong-un exactly how he would destroy North Korea if the rogue state stitched him up at their historic meeting.</strong>\n\nA visibly shocked Mr Jong-un watched as Mr Trump gesticulated how he would press his very big nuclear button.\n\n\n\nAnd the message was clear: mess with the United States and you\'re toast.\n\nThe pair met in Singapore for face-to-face talks, a summit that many said could never happen.\n\nWith the two having traded insults with each other, the delicate talks were on a knife-edge.\n\nBut Mr Trump put Mr Jong-un in his place by threatening him with immediate nuclear destruction.\n\nAssociated Press journalist Lorraine Fisher, 34, who was covering the meeting said: "The pair met and shook hands, and it seemed everything was going as planned.\n\n"But then Mr Trump couldn\'t resist threatening to Nuke the North Korean leader.\n\n"He held up him thumb and said, \'This is how I\'ll push the button\'.\n\n"It took a moment or two before the translator got the message across to Kim Jong-un, and did not seem amused."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHowever, the chilling threat appeared to have worked, because the rest of the summit went off without a hitch.\n\nMr Jong-un did remind Mr Trump that he had a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">pet cat in his office</a> back in Pyongyang that could accidentally step on his own nuclear button at any time.\n\nThe pair of leaders shook hands, ate lunch and talked about prospects for the World Cup, before going their separate ways.\n\nMr Jong-un, who <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-fifa-xbox/">loves playing FIFA 18 on his Xbox</a>, had asked Mr Trump to be quick about lowering sanctions because he had lost so much money at his trip the previous evening to a casino in Singapore.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I\'ll press nuclear button like this\', Trump warns Kim Jong-un', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9083-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-12 09:37:37', '2018-06-12 09:37:37', '', 9083, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9083-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9088, 1, '2018-06-12 09:38:37', '2018-06-12 09:38:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nuclear-button.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nuclear-button.jpg" alt="Trump to press nuclear button" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9084" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>US President Donald Trump showed Kim Jong-un exactly how he would destroy North Korea if the rogue state stitched him up at their historic meeting.</strong>\r\n\r\nA visibly shocked Mr Jong-un watched as Mr Trump gesticulated how he would press his very big nuclear button.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the message was clear: mess with the United States and you\'re toast.\r\n\r\nThe pair met in Singapore for face-to-face talks, a summit that many said could never happen.\r\n\r\nWith the two having traded insults with each other, the delicate talks were on a knife-edge.\r\n\r\nBut Mr Trump put Mr Jong-un in his place by threatening him with immediate nuclear destruction.\r\n\r\nAssociated Press journalist Lorraine Fisher, 34, who was covering the meeting said: "The pair met and shook hands, and it seemed everything was going as planned.\r\n\r\n"But then Mr Trump couldn\'t resist threatening to Nuke the North Korean leader.\r\n\r\n"He held up him thumb and said, \'This is how I\'ll push the button\'.\r\n\r\n"It took a moment or two before the translator got the message across to Kim Jong-un, and did not seem amused."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the chilling threat appeared to have worked, because the rest of the summit went off without a hitch.\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un did remind Mr Trump that he had a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">pet cat in his office</a> back in Pyongyang that could accidentally step on his own nuclear button at any time.\r\n\r\nThe pair of leaders shook hands, ate lunch and talked about prospects for the World Cup, before going their separate ways.\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un, who <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-fifa-xbox/">loves playing FIFA 18 on his Xbox</a>, had asked Mr Trump to be quick about lowering sanctions because he had lost so much money at his trip the previous evening to a casino in Singapore.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I\'ll press nuclear button like this\', Trump warns Kim Jong-un', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9083-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-12 09:38:37', '2018-06-12 09:38:37', '', 9083, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9083-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9089, 1, '2018-06-15 09:53:00', '2018-06-15 09:53:00', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/giant-cactus.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/giant-cactus.jpg" alt="Nudist castrated" width="596" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9091" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA giant cactus has been removed from a Suffolk nudist camp after an "unfortunate incident" left a male guest in agony.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe gentleman was enjoying a game of mixed cricket when he turned around to chase the ball - and ran straight into the prickly plant.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOne of the fearsome six-inch spines pierced his testicles, ripping them off and leaving them dangling like baubles on a Christmas tree.\r\n\r\nFellow guests at the Club Freedom resort near Lowestoft watched in horror as the scene unfolded.\r\n\r\nOne, who asked not to be named, said: "One minute the poor chap was enjoying a harmless game of cricket, the next his crown jewels had become detached and left on display for all to see.\r\n\r\n"The cactus was a feature in the well-kept grounds, but staff soon turned up to remove it.\r\n\r\n"They can\'t have guests <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">getting castrated</a> every five minutes."\r\n\r\nThe man, said to be aged in his fifties, had been staying at the nudist camp with his 80-year-old girlfriend.\r\n\r\nHe was rushed to Lowestoft Hospital, but there was nothing surgeons could do to save his private parts.\r\n\r\nOther than having an irrational fear of prickly greenery, and being unable to have any more children, he is expected to make a full recovery. \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nResort owner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was devastated by the incident.\r\n\r\nShe said: "The giant cactus has been a feature in our grounds for decades. We\'ve never had anything happen like this before.\r\n\r\n"The worst we\'ve had is the occasional sunburn issue.\r\n\r\n"We have offered the guest and his wife a full refund."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Nudist camp guest castrated by giant cactus', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'giant-cactus-nudist', '', '', '2018-06-15 09:58:15', '2018-06-15 09:58:15', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9089', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9090, 1, '2018-06-15 09:51:15', '2018-06-15 09:51:15', '<strong>A giant cactus has been removed from a Suffolk nudist camp after an "unfortunate incident" left a male guest in agony.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe gentleman was enjoying a game of mixed cricket when he turned around to chase the ball - and ran straight into the prickly plant.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOne of the fearsome six-inch spines pierced his testicles, ripping them off and leaving them dangling like baubles on a Christmas tree.\r\n\r\nFellow guests at the Club Freedom resort near Lowestoft watched in horror as the scene unfolded.\r\n\r\nOne, who asked not to be named, said: "One minute the poor chap was enjoying a harmless game of cricket, the next his crown jewels had become detached and left on display for all to see.\r\n\r\n"The cactus was a feature in the well-kept grounds, but staff soon turned up to remove it.\r\n\r\n"They can\'t have guests <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">getting castrated</a> every five minutes."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe man, said to be aged in his fifties, had been staying at the nudist camp with his 80-year-old girlfriend.\r\n\r\nHe was rushed to Lowestoft Hospital, but there was nothing surgeons could do to save his private parts.\r\n\r\nOther than having an irrational fear of prickly greenery, and being unable to have any children, he is expected to make a full recovery. \r\n\r\nResort owner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was devastated by the incident.\r\n\r\nShe said: "The giant cactus has been a feature in our grounds for decades. We\'ve never had anything happen like this before.\r\n\r\n"The worst we\'ve had is the occasional sunburn issue.\r\n\r\n"We have offered the guest and his wife a full refund."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Nudist camp guest castrated by giant cactus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9089-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-15 09:51:15', '2018-06-15 09:51:15', '', 9089, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9089-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9092, 1, '2018-06-15 09:53:00', '2018-06-15 09:53:00', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/giant-cactus.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/giant-cactus.jpg" alt="Nudist castrated" width="596" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9091" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A giant cactus has been removed from a Suffolk nudist camp after an "unfortunate incident" left a male guest in agony.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe gentleman was enjoying a game of mixed cricket when he turned around to chase the ball - and ran straight into the prickly plant.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOne of the fearsome six-inch spines pierced his testicles, ripping them off and leaving them dangling like baubles on a Christmas tree.\r\n\r\nFellow guests at the Club Freedom resort near Lowestoft watched in horror as the scene unfolded.\r\n\r\nOne, who asked not to be named, said: "One minute the poor chap was enjoying a harmless game of cricket, the next his crown jewels had become detached and left on display for all to see.\r\n\r\n"The cactus was a feature in the well-kept grounds, but staff soon turned up to remove it.\r\n\r\n"They can\'t have guests <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">getting castrated</a> every five minutes."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe man, said to be aged in his fifties, had been staying at the nudist camp with his 80-year-old girlfriend.\r\n\r\nHe was rushed to Lowestoft Hospital, but there was nothing surgeons could do to save his private parts.\r\n\r\nOther than having an irrational fear of prickly greenery, and being unable to have any children, he is expected to make a full recovery. \r\n\r\nResort owner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was devastated by the incident.\r\n\r\nShe said: "The giant cactus has been a feature in our grounds for decades. We\'ve never had anything happen like this before.\r\n\r\n"The worst we\'ve had is the occasional sunburn issue.\r\n\r\n"We have offered the guest and his wife a full refund."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Nudist camp guest castrated by giant cactus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9089-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-15 09:53:00', '2018-06-15 09:53:00', '', 9089, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9089-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9093, 1, '2018-06-15 09:56:45', '2018-06-15 09:56:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/giant-cactus.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/giant-cactus.jpg" alt="Nudist castrated" width="596" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9091" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA giant cactus has been removed from a Suffolk nudist camp after an "unfortunate incident" left a male guest in agony.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe gentleman was enjoying a game of mixed cricket when he turned around to chase the ball - and ran straight into the prickly plant.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOne of the fearsome six-inch spines pierced his testicles, ripping them off and leaving them dangling like baubles on a Christmas tree.\r\n\r\nFellow guests at the Club Freedom resort near Lowestoft watched in horror as the scene unfolded.\r\n\r\nOne, who asked not to be named, said: "One minute the poor chap was enjoying a harmless game of cricket, the next his crown jewels had become detached and left on display for all to see.\r\n\r\n"The cactus was a feature in the well-kept grounds, but staff soon turned up to remove it.\r\n\r\n"They can\'t have guests <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">getting castrated</a> every five minutes."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe man, said to be aged in his fifties, had been staying at the nudist camp with his 80-year-old girlfriend.\r\n\r\nHe was rushed to Lowestoft Hospital, but there was nothing surgeons could do to save his private parts.\r\n\r\nOther than having an irrational fear of prickly greenery, and being unable to have any children, he is expected to make a full recovery. \r\n\r\nResort owner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was devastated by the incident.\r\n\r\nShe said: "The giant cactus has been a feature in our grounds for decades. We\'ve never had anything happen like this before.\r\n\r\n"The worst we\'ve had is the occasional sunburn issue.\r\n\r\n"We have offered the guest and his wife a full refund."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Nudist camp guest castrated by giant cactus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9089-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-15 09:56:45', '2018-06-15 09:56:45', '', 9089, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9089-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9094, 1, '2018-06-15 09:58:15', '2018-06-15 09:58:15', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/giant-cactus.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/giant-cactus.jpg" alt="Nudist castrated" width="596" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9091" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA giant cactus has been removed from a Suffolk nudist camp after an "unfortunate incident" left a male guest in agony.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe gentleman was enjoying a game of mixed cricket when he turned around to chase the ball - and ran straight into the prickly plant.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOne of the fearsome six-inch spines pierced his testicles, ripping them off and leaving them dangling like baubles on a Christmas tree.\r\n\r\nFellow guests at the Club Freedom resort near Lowestoft watched in horror as the scene unfolded.\r\n\r\nOne, who asked not to be named, said: "One minute the poor chap was enjoying a harmless game of cricket, the next his crown jewels had become detached and left on display for all to see.\r\n\r\n"The cactus was a feature in the well-kept grounds, but staff soon turned up to remove it.\r\n\r\n"They can\'t have guests <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">getting castrated</a> every five minutes."\r\n\r\nThe man, said to be aged in his fifties, had been staying at the nudist camp with his 80-year-old girlfriend.\r\n\r\nHe was rushed to Lowestoft Hospital, but there was nothing surgeons could do to save his private parts.\r\n\r\nOther than having an irrational fear of prickly greenery, and being unable to have any more children, he is expected to make a full recovery. \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nResort owner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was devastated by the incident.\r\n\r\nShe said: "The giant cactus has been a feature in our grounds for decades. We\'ve never had anything happen like this before.\r\n\r\n"The worst we\'ve had is the occasional sunburn issue.\r\n\r\n"We have offered the guest and his wife a full refund."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Nudist camp guest castrated by giant cactus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9089-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-15 09:58:15', '2018-06-15 09:58:15', '', 9089, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9089-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9095, 1, '2018-06-18 07:29:08', '2018-06-18 07:29:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-fan.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-fan.jpg" alt="England prepare" width="653" height="490" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9096" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>England fans are preparing for the inevitable disappointment of scraping a draw against lowly Tunisia.</strong>\r\n\r\nAs our World Cup campaign kicks off in Russia tonight, the 1-1 result is already beyond doubt.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFootball expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "So, this is what\'s going to happen.\r\n\r\n"England will have all the possession for the first 20 minutes and we\'ll all think we\'re going to win the World Cup.\r\n\r\n"But then Tunisia will get a shock goal, scored by some bloke no-one has ever heard of.\r\n\r\n"England\'s players will then go into a blind panic, hoofing the ball long and running around like headless chickens.\r\n\r\n"Harry Kane will start taking corners again.\r\n\r\n"Everyone in Scotland will be pissing themselves.\r\n\r\n"But that\'s a bit rich, considering they didn\'t event qualify - if you recall, the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/islamic-state-scotland/">Islamic State claimed responsibility for Scotland\'s World Cup exit</a>.\r\n\r\n"Then, with two minutes left on the clock, we\'ll squeak an equaliser when all looked lost.\r\n\r\n"While we\'ll all be too drunk to listen, the TV pundits will find lots of positives, saying how we\'re unbeaten and can take lots of energy into the Panama game."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSports scientist Steve Walshe said that as Brazil, Germany and Argentina had all failed to win their opening matches so far, it was a dead certainty that England would bottle it as well.\r\n\r\n"However, I predict a draw. After all, England did manage a point against Costa Rica four years ago."\r\n\r\nSome fans are still questioning manager Gareth Southgate\'s squad, after veterans <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-world-cup-squad/">Fear and Abject-Failure</a> were selected to travel to Russia.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'England prepares for inevitable draw against Tunisia', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'england-draw', '', '', '2018-06-18 07:54:25', '2018-06-18 07:54:25', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9095', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9097, 1, '2018-06-18 07:27:41', '2018-06-18 07:27:41', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-fan.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-fan.jpg" alt="England prepare" width="653" height="490" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9096" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>England fans are preparing for the inevitable disappointment of scraping a draw against lowly Tunisia.</strong>\r\n\r\nAs our World Cup campaign kicks off in Russia tonight, the 1-1 result is already beyond doubt.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFootball expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "So, this is what\'s going to happen. England will have all the possession for the first 20 minutes.\r\n\r\n"But then Tunisia will get a shock goal, scored by some bloke no-one has ever heard of.\r\n\r\n"England\'s players will then go into a blind panic, hoofing the ball long and running around like headless chickens.\r\n\r\n"Harry Kane will start taking corners again.\r\n\r\n"Everyone in Scotland will be pissing themselves.\r\n\r\n"Then, with two minutes left on the clock, we\'ll squeak an equaliser when all looked lost.\r\n\r\n"While we\'ll all be too drunk to fake any notice, the TV pundits will find lots of positives, saying how we\'re unbeaten and can take lots of energy into the Panama game."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSports scientist Steve Walshe, said that as Brazil, Germany and Argentina had all failed to win their opening matches so far, it was a dead certainty that England would bottle it as well.\r\n\r\n"However, I predict a draw. After all, England did manage a point against Costa Rica four years ago."\r\n\r\nSome fans are still questioning manager Gareth Southgate\'s squad, after veterans <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-world-cup-squad/">Fear and Abject-Failure</a> were taken to Russia.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'England prepares for inevitable draw against Tunisia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9095-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-18 07:27:41', '2018-06-18 07:27:41', '', 9095, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9095-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9098, 1, '2018-06-18 07:53:51', '2018-06-18 07:53:51', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-fan.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-fan.jpg" alt="England prepare" width="653" height="490" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9096" /></a>\n\n<strong>England fans are preparing for the inevitable disappointment of scraping a draw against lowly Tunisia.</strong>\n\nAs our World Cup campaign kicks off in Russia tonight, the 1-1 result is already beyond doubt.\n\n\n\nFootball expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "So, this is what\'s going to happen.\n\n"England will have all the possession for the first 20 minutes and we\'ll all think we\'re going to win the World Cup.\n\n"But then Tunisia will get a shock goal, scored by some bloke no-one has ever heard of.\n\n"England\'s players will then go into a blind panic, hoofing the ball long and running around like headless chickens.\n\n"Harry Kane will start taking corners again.\n\n"Everyone in Scotland will be pissing themselves.\n\n"But that\'s a bit rich, considering Scotland didn\'t event qualify - if you recall, the Islamic State claimed responsibility for the Scotland World Cup exit in the qualifiers.\n\n"Then, with two minutes left on the clock, we\'ll squeak an equaliser when all looked lost.\n\n"While we\'ll all be too drunk to listen, the TV pundits will find lots of positives, saying how we\'re unbeaten and can take lots of energy into the Panama game."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSports scientist Steve Walshe said that as Brazil, Germany and Argentina had all failed to win their opening matches so far, it was a dead certainty that England would bottle it as well.\n\n"However, I predict a draw. After all, England did manage a point against Costa Rica four years ago."\n\nSome fans are still questioning manager Gareth Southgate\'s squad, after veterans <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-world-cup-squad/">Fear and Abject-Failure</a> were selected to travel to Russia.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'England prepares for inevitable draw against Tunisia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9095-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-18 07:53:51', '2018-06-18 07:53:51', '', 9095, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9095-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9099, 1, '2018-06-18 07:32:19', '2018-06-18 07:32:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-fan.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-fan.jpg" alt="England prepare" width="653" height="490" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9096" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>England fans are preparing for the inevitable disappointment of scraping a draw against lowly Tunisia.</strong>\r\n\r\nAs our World Cup campaign kicks off in Russia tonight, the 1-1 result is already beyond doubt.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFootball expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "So, this is what\'s going to happen.\r\n\r\n"England will have all the possession for the first 20 minutes and we\'ll all think we\'re going to win the World Cup.\r\n\r\n"But then Tunisia will get a shock goal, scored by some bloke no-one has ever heard of.\r\n\r\n"England\'s players will then go into a blind panic, hoofing the ball long and running around like headless chickens.\r\n\r\n"Harry Kane will start taking corners again.\r\n\r\n"Everyone in Scotland will be pissing themselves.\r\n\r\n"Then, with two minutes left on the clock, we\'ll squeak an equaliser when all looked lost.\r\n\r\n"While we\'ll all be too drunk to listen, the TV pundits will find lots of positives, saying how we\'re unbeaten and can take lots of energy into the Panama game."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSports scientist Steve Walshe said that as Brazil, Germany and Argentina had all failed to win their opening matches so far, it was a dead certainty that England would bottle it as well.\r\n\r\n"However, I predict a draw. After all, England did manage a point against Costa Rica four years ago."\r\n\r\nSome fans are still questioning manager Gareth Southgate\'s squad, after veterans <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-world-cup-squad/">Fear and Abject-Failure</a> were selected to travel to Russia.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'England prepares for inevitable draw against Tunisia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9095-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-18 07:32:19', '2018-06-18 07:32:19', '', 9095, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9095-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9100, 1, '2018-06-18 07:54:25', '2018-06-18 07:54:25', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-fan.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-fan.jpg" alt="England prepare" width="653" height="490" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9096" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>England fans are preparing for the inevitable disappointment of scraping a draw against lowly Tunisia.</strong>\r\n\r\nAs our World Cup campaign kicks off in Russia tonight, the 1-1 result is already beyond doubt.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFootball expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "So, this is what\'s going to happen.\r\n\r\n"England will have all the possession for the first 20 minutes and we\'ll all think we\'re going to win the World Cup.\r\n\r\n"But then Tunisia will get a shock goal, scored by some bloke no-one has ever heard of.\r\n\r\n"England\'s players will then go into a blind panic, hoofing the ball long and running around like headless chickens.\r\n\r\n"Harry Kane will start taking corners again.\r\n\r\n"Everyone in Scotland will be pissing themselves.\r\n\r\n"But that\'s a bit rich, considering they didn\'t event qualify - if you recall, the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/islamic-state-scotland/">Islamic State claimed responsibility for Scotland\'s World Cup exit</a>.\r\n\r\n"Then, with two minutes left on the clock, we\'ll squeak an equaliser when all looked lost.\r\n\r\n"While we\'ll all be too drunk to listen, the TV pundits will find lots of positives, saying how we\'re unbeaten and can take lots of energy into the Panama game."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSports scientist Steve Walshe said that as Brazil, Germany and Argentina had all failed to win their opening matches so far, it was a dead certainty that England would bottle it as well.\r\n\r\n"However, I predict a draw. After all, England did manage a point against Costa Rica four years ago."\r\n\r\nSome fans are still questioning manager Gareth Southgate\'s squad, after veterans <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-world-cup-squad/">Fear and Abject-Failure</a> were selected to travel to Russia.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'England prepares for inevitable draw against Tunisia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9095-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-18 07:54:25', '2018-06-18 07:54:25', '', 9095, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9095-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9101, 1, '2018-06-22 13:56:46', '2018-06-22 13:56:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-southwold-lighthouse-e1472578567567.jpg" alt="Southwold lighthouse chav attraction" width="999" height="647" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4524" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Southwold lighthouse has undergone a makeover as the posh Suffolk resort bids to attract more "working class" visitors - just like the ones who go to Great Yarmouth.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncillors are proud of their resort\'s quaint image but need extra footfall to raise cash to pay for their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-house-prices/">sky-high property prices</a>.\r\n\r\nWhile looking jealously at visitor numbers to Norfolk\'s downmarket Great Yarmouth, Southwold tourist bosses decided to experiment with dumbing down themselves.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey have placed a giant 25-foot wide Burberry baseball cap - a favourite \'Chav\' garment - on top of their lighthouse.\r\n\r\nAnd to polish it off, they added a huge Stella Artois logo as well, believing the strong lager is the preferred drink of the common man.\r\n\r\nBut locals are furious, saying no working class people should ever be allowed anywhere near Southwold.\r\n\r\nPiers Farquar-Churchill, 68, a retired City banker, told the Suffolk Gazette: "The lighthouse now looks hideous - if they had to put a beer on, it should have been Adnams, the local brew.\r\n\r\n"But that\'s not the point - we simply do not want sweaty common people here."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTown councillors say they are looking forward to welcoming the newcomers.\r\n\r\nOne explained: "We have made a coach park because they will obviously all <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-suffolk-bus/">arrive on buses</a>. We assume they cannot afford motor cars.\r\n\r\n"We are not sure what they will find to enjoy here, but once we\'ve got them we can charge them the earth, so who cares?"\r\n\r\nSuffolk chav Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Whatevva."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Southwold lighthouse makeover will \'attract common visitors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4523-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-22 13:56:46', '2018-06-22 13:56:46', '', 4523, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4523-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9102, 1, '2018-06-26 13:02:19', '2018-06-26 13:02:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg" alt="Norfolk people urged to wash" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8639" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nSoap-dodging Norfolk peasants are scared to visit The Wash because they fear it means having to get cleaned up.</strong>\r\n\r\nMost of the county\'s residents have refused to ever go near the wide estuary that links Norfolk with Lincolnshire.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnable to read, generations of families have been unable to determine that The Wash has nothing to do with soap and water.\r\n\r\nTourism official Andy Mehen, 40, said: "Plenty of Lincolnshire people enjoy The Wash, and we have visitors from Cambridgeshire, Suffolk and beyond.\r\n\r\n"But the people of Norfolk fear it is something to do with having to wash, and so they stay away."\r\n\r\nEarlier this year the Suffolk Gazette reported how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk people had been told to wash occasionally</a>.\r\n\r\nHealth experts said it was no longer acceptable for them to be so filthy.\r\n\r\nAnd they warned disease and cases of festering sores were on the rise.\r\n\r\nNow they are trying to educate the Norfolk peasants about The Wash.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Once we eventually persuade them that <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wash">The Wash</a> does not involve soap, perhaps they will begin to visit the area, which is truly beautiful.\r\n\r\n"And while they\'re at it, they may as well go in the sea.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a bit sneaky, but at least that way they\'ll never realise they\'re getting a bit cleaner."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes days after it was revealed Norfolk women were being <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">allowed to drive on the public roads</a> for the first time.\r\n\r\nIt follows decades of campaigning that the remote county should drag itself into the 21st Century.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Dirty Norfolk peasants avoiding The Wash', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'the-wash', '', '', '2018-06-26 13:16:50', '2018-06-26 13:16:50', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9102', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9103, 1, '2018-06-26 13:01:40', '2018-06-26 13:01:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg" alt="Norfolk people urged to wash" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8639" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nSoap-dodging Norfolk peasants are scared to visit The Wash because they fear it means having to get cleaned up.</strong>\r\n\r\nMost of the county\'s residents have refused to ever go near the wide estuary that links Norfolk with Lincolnshire.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnable to read, generations of families have been unable to determine that The Wash has nothing to do with soap and water.\r\n\r\nTourism official Andy Mehen, 40, said: "Plenty of Lincolnshire people enjoy The Wash, and we have visitors from Cambridgeshire, Suffolk and beyond.\r\n\r\n"But the people of Norfolk fear it is something to do with having to wash, and so they stay away."\r\n\r\nEarlier this year the Suffolk Gazette reported how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk people had been told to wash occasionally</a>.\r\n\r\nHealth experts said it was no longer acceptable for them to be so filthy.\r\n\r\nAnd they warned disease and cases of festering sores were on the rise.\r\n\r\nNow they are trying to educate the Norfolk peasants about The Wash.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Once we eventually persuade them that <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wash">The Wash</a> does not involve soap, perhaps they will begin to visit the area, which is truly beautiful.\r\n\r\n"And while they\'re at it, they may as well go in the sea and have a wash."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes days after it was revealed Norfolk women were being <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">allowed to drive on the public roads</a> for the first time.\r\n\r\nIt follows decades of campaigning that the remote county should drag itself into the 21st Century.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Dirty Norfolk peasants avoiding The Wash', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9102-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-26 13:01:40', '2018-06-26 13:01:40', '', 9102, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9102-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9104, 1, '2018-06-26 13:15:40', '2018-06-26 13:15:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg" alt="Norfolk people urged to wash" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8639" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nSoap-dodging Norfolk peasants are scared to visit The Wash because they fear it means having to get cleaned up.</strong>\n\nMost of the county\'s residents have refused to ever go near the wide estuary that links Norfolk with Lincolnshire.\n\n\n\nUnable to read, generations of families have been unable to determine that The Wash has nothing to do with soap and water.\n\nTourism official Andy Mehen, 40, said: "Plenty of Lincolnshire people enjoy The Wash, and we have visitors from Cambridgeshire, Suffolk and beyond.\n\n"But the people of Norfolk fear it is something to do with having to wash, and so they stay away."\n\nEarlier this year the Suffolk Gazette reported how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk people had been told to wash occasionally</a>.\n\nHealth experts said it was no longer acceptable for them to be so filthy.\n\nAnd they warned disease and cases of festering sores were on the rise.\n\nNow they are trying to educate the Norfolk peasants about The Wash.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Once we eventually persuade them that <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wash">The Wash</a> does not involve soap, perhaps they will begin to visit the area, which is truly beautiful.\n\n"And while they\'re at it, they may as well go in the sea\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe news comes days after it was revealed Norfolk women were being <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">allowed to drive on the public roads</a> for the first time.\n\nIt follows decades of campaigning that the remote county should drag itself into the 21st Century.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Dirty Norfolk peasants avoiding The Wash', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9102-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-26 13:15:40', '2018-06-26 13:15:40', '', 9102, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9102-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9105, 1, '2018-06-26 13:16:50', '2018-06-26 13:16:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/norfolk-filth-e1520931622183.jpg" alt="Norfolk people urged to wash" width="650" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8639" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nSoap-dodging Norfolk peasants are scared to visit The Wash because they fear it means having to get cleaned up.</strong>\r\n\r\nMost of the county\'s residents have refused to ever go near the wide estuary that links Norfolk with Lincolnshire.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnable to read, generations of families have been unable to determine that The Wash has nothing to do with soap and water.\r\n\r\nTourism official Andy Mehen, 40, said: "Plenty of Lincolnshire people enjoy The Wash, and we have visitors from Cambridgeshire, Suffolk and beyond.\r\n\r\n"But the people of Norfolk fear it is something to do with having to wash, and so they stay away."\r\n\r\nEarlier this year the Suffolk Gazette reported how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk people had been told to wash occasionally</a>.\r\n\r\nHealth experts said it was no longer acceptable for them to be so filthy.\r\n\r\nAnd they warned disease and cases of festering sores were on the rise.\r\n\r\nNow they are trying to educate the Norfolk peasants about The Wash.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Once we eventually persuade them that <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wash">The Wash</a> does not involve soap, perhaps they will begin to visit the area, which is truly beautiful.\r\n\r\n"And while they\'re at it, they may as well go in the sea.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a bit sneaky, but at least that way they\'ll never realise they\'re getting a bit cleaner."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes days after it was revealed Norfolk women were being <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-drivers/">allowed to drive on the public roads</a> for the first time.\r\n\r\nIt follows decades of campaigning that the remote county should drag itself into the 21st Century.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Dirty Norfolk peasants avoiding The Wash', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9102-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-26 13:16:50', '2018-06-26 13:16:50', '', 9102, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9102-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9106, 1, '2018-06-27 12:56:30', '2018-06-27 12:56:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg" alt="white dog poo" width="883" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6707" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman was surprised to spot some rare white dog poo while out and about in Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, was walking through heathland near Aldeburgh when she found the two lumps of white dog poo next to a footpath.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is believed to be the first find of its kind for nearly 30 years, and has prompted excited chatter among dog owners.\r\n\r\nMs Fisher, a stockbroker from London, said: "I was on holiday in Suffolk last week, staying at my cottage in Aldeburgh, and was out walking close to the town.\r\n\r\n<h3>White dog poo</h3>\r\n\r\n"Imagine my surprise when I looked down to see white dog poo next to the footpath.\r\n\r\n"I haven\'t seen any of that since I was a kid. It was just laying there where the dog left it.\r\n\r\n"It\'s not even as though the owner had flicked it with a stick out of the way.\r\n\r\n"It was such a great discovery that I took a photograph of it and showed it to all my friends. None of them have seen this sort of thing for years either."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nExperts say white dog poo, which just about everyone remembers being commonplace years ago, has disappeared for two reasons: a healthier diet for our pets, and also because owners are now more responsible and tend to pick up what their little darlings leave behind.\r\n\r\nMiss Fisher said she regretted not popping the poop in her pocket and taking it with her back to London, where the last sighting of white dog poo was way back in 1979 on a pavement in Tooting.\r\n\r\n"It would probably be worth a few quid," she said.\r\n\r\n"I think it came from a medium-sized dog like a spaniel or something."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Woman finds rare white dog poo while holidaying in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6706-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-27 12:56:30', '2018-06-27 12:56:30', '', 6706, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6706-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9107, 1, '2018-06-27 11:00:20', '2018-06-27 11:00:20', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-team-here.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-team-here.jpg" alt="" width="621" height="365" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9108" /></a>\r\n\r\nEngland\'s opening encounter at the World Cup featured all of the classic components of an England performance. The match with Tunisia began with the kind of attacking verve and movement that made spectators question whether this team in red were a bunch of Spaniards masquerading as Englishmen, before the subsequent 70 minutes had that reassuring sense of impending doom and overwhelming disappointment.\r\n\r\nYet, this familiar tale had a twist ending, with Harry Kane\'s late winner stunning a nation that had already made a cup of tea to handle the despair of an underwhelming draw. Presumably, not even Kane can continue to save the day, so this is why it is useful for England fans to have contingencies in place in preparation for the inevitable heartbreak. Clearly, it is prudent to not get carried away but, perhaps, England fans should have alternative nations to support in place of the Three Lions so to maintain interest in the tournament.\r\n\r\n<h3>Football\'s coming home?</h3>\r\n\r\nAfter such a magnificently gripping event like the Royal Wedding, you could have been forgiven for thinking that this would be as good as it gets for England in 2018. Yet, <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/media/2018/jun/19/ngland-victory-over-tunisia-most-watched-uk-tv-2018-audience-world-cup">The Guardian</a> reported that, for some reason, an average audience of 13.7 million tuned in for England\'s match against Tunisia, making it the most popular televisual affair in the country so far this year. That is 13.7 million who just cannot grasp the concept that England will take your hope and crush it beyond any semblance of recognition. The 30 years of hurt expressed by Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning Seeds (ranked as the nation\'s greatest World Cup anthem) have become 52 years of hurt, meaning that the hurt has lived five years longer than Gareth Southgate. Quite whether that hurt began immediately after England lifted the World Cup in 1966 is up for debate but the overriding point stands that it has been an awfully long time since English fans enjoyed anything.\r\n\r\nFans would get criticised for supporting Manchester United even if they have always lived within a mile of Portman Road all of their life. The same sentiment translates to international football, perhaps even more fiercely. English people should always support England when international football comes around, if only because there is nothing that brings a nation together quite like collective disappointment. However, if there is an acceptance that England will ultimately <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-world-cup-squad/">break our hearts</a>, it seems like common sense to have a Plan B to remain emotionally invested in the World Cup.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg" alt="England World Cup squad" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8932" /></a>\r\n\r\n<h3>Dig out the family tree</h3>\r\n\r\nIt would take a brave Englishman to suggest supporting Germany once England crash out of the tournament, yet... it might be worth considering supporting Germany. Germany are always compelling favourites to have success in major tournaments. And odds of 8/1 as of the 20th June with <a href="https://sports.betway.com/en/sports/cat/soccer/">Betway </a>for Die Mannschaft to lift the World Cup reflect how they are generally better at football than England. A slightly ropey start has seen Germany slip to comparable odds to those of Belgium and France rather than the front-runners Brazil and Spain, but Germany so often find a way to click into ruthless efficiency. Plus, a look at our nation\'s heritage suggests that we have deep links to Germany.\r\n\r\nAlthough The Telegraph ultimately considered the Queen to be fairly English, they do acknowledge how we have enjoyed deep cultural ties with Germany for over 1,500 years. Certainly, the Queen is more German than Brazilian. Although royal shenanigans are definitively less interesting to the nation than <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-draw/">England 2-1 Tunisia</a>, it would show utmost respect to the Queen if English fans respected their heritage and got on board with the Germans upon England\'s departure from Russia. Plus, there would be a decent chance that we\'d be celebrating after the final, albeit not on a \'partying in the streets\' kind of level. It definitely wouldn\'t look quite like BBC\'s prediction of the state of the nation if England were to replicate their 1966 success.\r\n\r\nOf course, if individuals root through their family tree and find connections to countries such as <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-panama/">Panama </a>and Nigeria, then they should become the priority for support, although that is unlikely to eliminate the feeling of disappointment. Instead, England fans will likely throw their support at the nation that has shown the most exciting football against the odds. Everyone loves an underdog, and nations such as Mexico and Senegal have shown a capacity for exhilarating football in defiance of moderate expectations.', 'Dig out the family tree for when England disappoint at the World Cup', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'family-tree-football', '', '', '2018-06-27 13:21:56', '2018-06-27 13:21:56', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9107', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9109, 1, '2018-06-27 13:21:56', '2018-06-27 13:21:56', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-team-here.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-team-here.jpg" alt="" width="621" height="365" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9108" /></a>\r\n\r\nEngland\'s opening encounter at the World Cup featured all of the classic components of an England performance. The match with Tunisia began with the kind of attacking verve and movement that made spectators question whether this team in red were a bunch of Spaniards masquerading as Englishmen, before the subsequent 70 minutes had that reassuring sense of impending doom and overwhelming disappointment.\r\n\r\nYet, this familiar tale had a twist ending, with Harry Kane\'s late winner stunning a nation that had already made a cup of tea to handle the despair of an underwhelming draw. Presumably, not even Kane can continue to save the day, so this is why it is useful for England fans to have contingencies in place in preparation for the inevitable heartbreak. Clearly, it is prudent to not get carried away but, perhaps, England fans should have alternative nations to support in place of the Three Lions so to maintain interest in the tournament.\r\n\r\n<h3>Football\'s coming home?</h3>\r\n\r\nAfter such a magnificently gripping event like the Royal Wedding, you could have been forgiven for thinking that this would be as good as it gets for England in 2018. Yet, <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/media/2018/jun/19/ngland-victory-over-tunisia-most-watched-uk-tv-2018-audience-world-cup">The Guardian</a> reported that, for some reason, an average audience of 13.7 million tuned in for England\'s match against Tunisia, making it the most popular televisual affair in the country so far this year. That is 13.7 million who just cannot grasp the concept that England will take your hope and crush it beyond any semblance of recognition. The 30 years of hurt expressed by Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning Seeds (ranked as the nation\'s greatest World Cup anthem) have become 52 years of hurt, meaning that the hurt has lived five years longer than Gareth Southgate. Quite whether that hurt began immediately after England lifted the World Cup in 1966 is up for debate but the overriding point stands that it has been an awfully long time since English fans enjoyed anything.\r\n\r\nFans would get criticised for supporting Manchester United even if they have always lived within a mile of Portman Road all of their life. The same sentiment translates to international football, perhaps even more fiercely. English people should always support England when international football comes around, if only because there is nothing that brings a nation together quite like collective disappointment. However, if there is an acceptance that England will ultimately <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-world-cup-squad/">break our hearts</a>, it seems like common sense to have a Plan B to remain emotionally invested in the World Cup.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg" alt="England World Cup squad" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8932" /></a>\r\n\r\n<h3>Dig out the family tree</h3>\r\n\r\nIt would take a brave Englishman to suggest supporting Germany once England crash out of the tournament, yet... it might be worth considering supporting Germany. Germany are always compelling favourites to have success in major tournaments. And odds of 8/1 as of the 20th June with <a href="https://sports.betway.com/en/sports/cat/soccer/">Betway </a>for Die Mannschaft to lift the World Cup reflect how they are generally better at football than England. A slightly ropey start has seen Germany slip to comparable odds to those of Belgium and France rather than the front-runners Brazil and Spain, but Germany so often find a way to click into ruthless efficiency. Plus, a look at our nation\'s heritage suggests that we have deep links to Germany.\r\n\r\nAlthough The Telegraph ultimately considered the Queen to be fairly English, they do acknowledge how we have enjoyed deep cultural ties with Germany for over 1,500 years. Certainly, the Queen is more German than Brazilian. Although royal shenanigans are definitively less interesting to the nation than <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-draw/">England 2-1 Tunisia</a>, it would show utmost respect to the Queen if English fans respected their heritage and got on board with the Germans upon England\'s departure from Russia. Plus, there would be a decent chance that we\'d be celebrating after the final, albeit not on a \'partying in the streets\' kind of level. It definitely wouldn\'t look quite like BBC\'s prediction of the state of the nation if England were to replicate their 1966 success.\r\n\r\nOf course, if individuals root through their family tree and find connections to countries such as <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-panama/">Panama </a>and Nigeria, then they should become the priority for support, although that is unlikely to eliminate the feeling of disappointment. Instead, England fans will likely throw their support at the nation that has shown the most exciting football against the odds. Everyone loves an underdog, and nations such as Mexico and Senegal have shown a capacity for exhilarating football in defiance of moderate expectations.', 'Dig out the family tree for when England disappoint at the World Cup', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9107-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-27 13:21:56', '2018-06-27 13:21:56', '', 9107, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9107-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9110, 1, '2018-06-27 11:20:24', '2018-06-27 11:20:24', 'On 12th June, Ipswich Town officially unveiled Paul Hurst as the new manager of the club. He comes in having taken over at Shrewsbury Town in late October, 2016 when Shrewsbury sat rock bottom of League One. Hurst pulled Shrewsbury up to 18th to stave off relegation and then rocketed the club to third last season, just missing out on promotion in the League One play-off final.\r\n\r\nAs part of his first press conference as the Ipswich boss, Hurst detailed a steady pace to the summer of transfers due to the international tournaments, stating that “the situation might be a slow burner,” per <a href="https://www.itfc.co.uk/news/2018/june/hurst---patient-on-transfers/">Ipswich Town</a>. But, just a couple of weeks on, Town have revealed their first new signing under Hurst, Chelsea’s Trevoh Chalobah on a season-long loan.\r\n\r\n<h3>The experienced teen</h3>\r\n \r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-signing-e1530106577636.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-signing-e1530106577636.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9111" /></a>\r\n\r\nBorn in Sierra Leone of English nationality, Trevor Chalobah possesses size, strength, and is very comfortable with the ball at his feet. Last summer, Chalobah was part of the England team <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44606798">that also featured</a> Town’s Andre Dozzell and won the Under-19s European Championships. He also impressed for Chelsea, featuring prominently in the club’s run to the UEFA Youth League final.\r\n\r\nChalobah will help to fill the gaps left by last season’s loanees in Callum Connolly from Everton and Cameron Carter-Vickers of Tottenham Hotspur while also bringing some versatility to the team. Chalobah’s touch, passing, and vision are strong, and he can play just in front of the defence as part of the midfield or as a centre back.\r\nA dark horse with Hurst in charge\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/paul-hurst-itfc-e1530106757892.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/paul-hurst-itfc-e1530106757892.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9112" /></a>\r\n \r\nPaul Hurt’s appointment was never expected to loosen the purse strings at Ipswich Town. One of the admirable traits of the new boss is that he built Shrewsbury into being play-off finalists without spending very much at all. In his first full season in charge at Shrewsbury, Hurst brought in a total of eight players on loan as well as 11 players on permanent deals.\r\n\r\nHowever, in the Championship, Hurst will have to contend with former Premier League clubs that have a spending power that’s far superior to that of Ipswich Town. The most recently relegated Stoke City and West Bromwich Albion are favourites with the bookies to win the Championship and achieve promotion largely because of their larger budget.\r\n\r\nThat’s not to say that Paul Hurst can’t improve Ipswich’s standing with some more shrewd signings. Last season, Shrewsbury were at very long odds to even make it to the play-offs, let alone finish in the top three. In fact, they were one of the early relegation favourites in the odds.\r\n\r\nIt’s because of Hurst’s ability to get the best out of his players and bring in players of real quality to bolster his squad in key areas that there are embers of hope that he can turn Ipswich Town into a Premiership team again. This has translated into fans using their <a href="https://www.freebets.com/offers">betting offers</a> at bookies like Betfred to back Ipswich to achieve promotion this season.\r\n\r\n<h3>The rumour mill is turning</h3>\r\n \r\nThe club has been linked to a number of exciting players and, if the moves are completed, they will certainly improve Hurst’s squad. The team is said to have bid for centre-back Curtis Tilt of Blackpool, and are also after the soon-to-be free agent Kane Vincent-Young – a full-back who can also play as a winger. Middlesbrough’s signing from Oxford United last summer, Marvin Johnson, is also rumoured to be in Ipswich’s crosshairs, especially as Boro have reportedly accepted that they’ll make a loss on his £3 million fee from a year ago.\r\n\r\nIpswich will most certainly be making a few more loan signings before the summer window closes, but what might be most exciting is the young players raring to break into the first team. Australian 19-year-old Ben Folami enjoyed a taste of first-team action at the end of last season and could fill a need on the right-wing. There are also the young talents of Tristan Nydam and Andre Dozzell who could push for a more prominent role under Hurst.\r\n\r\nIt’s an exciting time in Ipswich Town, and while Paul Hurst says that it’ll be a slow burner summer, he’s expected to bring in some solid players to bolster the squad who may even help to lead the Portman Road residents towards the promotion places. \r\n', 'Ipswich boss Hurst makes first signing of “slow burner” summer', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-boss-hurst-makes-first-signing-of-slow-burner-summer', '', '', '2018-06-27 13:46:25', '2018-06-27 13:46:25', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9110', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9113, 1, '2018-06-27 13:45:08', '2018-06-27 13:45:08', 'On 12th June, Ipswich Town officially unveiled Paul Hurst as the new manager of the club. He comes in having taken over at Shrewsbury Town in late October, 2016 when Shrewsbury sat rock bottom of League One. Hurst pulled Shrewsbury up to 18th to stave off relegation and then rocketed the club to third last season, just missing out on promotion in the League One play-off final.\r\n\r\nAs part of his first press conference as the Ipswich boss, Hurst detailed a steady pace to the summer of transfers due to the international tournaments, stating that “the situation might be a slow burner,” per <a href="https://www.itfc.co.uk/news/2018/june/hurst---patient-on-transfers/">Ipswich Town</a>. But, just a couple of weeks on, Town have revealed their first new signing under Hurst, Chelsea’s Trevoh Chalobah on a season-long loan.\r\n\r\n<h3>The experienced teen</h3>\r\n \r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-signing-e1530106577636.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/new-signing-e1530106577636.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9111" /></a>\r\n\r\nBorn in Sierra Leone of English nationality, Trevor Chalobah possesses size, strength, and is very comfortable with the ball at his feet. Last summer, Chalobah was part of the England team <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44606798">that also featured</a> Town’s Andre Dozzell and won the Under-19s European Championships. He also impressed for Chelsea, featuring prominently in the club’s run to the UEFA Youth League final.\r\n\r\nChalobah will help to fill the gaps left by last season’s loanees in Callum Connolly from Everton and Cameron Carter-Vickers of Tottenham Hotspur while also bringing some versatility to the team. Chalobah’s touch, passing, and vision are strong, and he can play just in front of the defence as part of the midfield or as a centre back.\r\nA dark horse with Hurst in charge\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/paul-hurst-itfc-e1530106757892.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/paul-hurst-itfc-e1530106757892.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9112" /></a>\r\n \r\nPaul Hurt’s appointment was never expected to loosen the purse strings at Ipswich Town. One of the admirable traits of the new boss is that he built Shrewsbury into being play-off finalists without spending very much at all. In his first full season in charge at Shrewsbury, Hurst brought in a total of eight players on loan as well as 11 players on permanent deals.\r\n\r\nHowever, in the Championship, Hurst will have to contend with former Premier League clubs that have a spending power that’s far superior to that of Ipswich Town. The most recently relegated Stoke City and West Bromwich Albion are favourites with the bookies to win the Championship and achieve promotion largely because of their larger budget.\r\n\r\nThat’s not to say that Paul Hurst can’t improve Ipswich’s standing with some more shrewd signings. Last season, Shrewsbury were at very long odds to even make it to the play-offs, let alone finish in the top three. In fact, they were one of the early relegation favourites in the odds.\r\n\r\nIt’s because of Hurst’s ability to get the best out of his players and bring in players of real quality to bolster his squad in key areas that there are embers of hope that he can turn Ipswich Town into a Premiership team again. This has translated into fans using their <a href="https://www.freebets.com/offers">betting offers</a> at bookies like Betfred to back Ipswich to achieve promotion this season.\r\n\r\n<h3>The rumour mill is turning</h3>\r\n \r\nThe club has been linked to a number of exciting players and, if the moves are completed, they will certainly improve Hurst’s squad. The team is said to have bid for centre-back Curtis Tilt of Blackpool, and are also after the soon-to-be free agent Kane Vincent-Young – a full-back who can also play as a winger. Middlesbrough’s signing from Oxford United last summer, Marvin Johnson, is also rumoured to be in Ipswich’s crosshairs, especially as Boro have reportedly accepted that they’ll make a loss on his £3 million fee from a year ago.\r\n\r\nIpswich will most certainly be making a few more loan signings before the summer window closes, but what might be most exciting is the young players raring to break into the first team. Australian 19-year-old Ben Folami enjoyed a taste of first-team action at the end of last season and could fill a need on the right-wing. There are also the young talents of Tristan Nydam and Andre Dozzell who could push for a more prominent role under Hurst.\r\nIt’s an exciting time in Ipswich Town, and while Paul Hurst says that it’ll be a slow burner summer, he’s expected to bring in some solid players to bolster the squad who may even help to lead the Portman Road residents towards the promotion places. \r\n', 'Ipswich boss Hurst makes first signing of “slow burner” summer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9110-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-27 13:45:08', '2018-06-27 13:45:08', '', 9110, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9110-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9114, 1, '2018-06-28 08:47:18', '2018-06-28 08:47:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/german-fans-xenophobes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/german-fans-xenophobes.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9115" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Confused English xenophobes are having to find new irrational prejudices after Germany extraordinarily crashed out of the World Cup.</strong>\r\n\r\nBigots across the country can normally rely on slating the Germans for the entirety of an international football tournament.\r\n\r\nBut now they\'re having to scratch around looking for something terribly wrong with Senegal or Colombia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBigot Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "We hate the Germans, but it\'s <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/">nothing to do with the war</a>, of course.\r\n\r\n"Or the war before that.\r\n\r\n"No, it\'s just that they are the aggressive ones, and we stick up for ourselves in the face of such behaviour."\r\n\r\nShe is spending today reading up about horrible things to say about Senegal as it\'s likely England could play them in the knockout stages of the competition.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t actually know where Senegal was," she explained. "I thought it was a weird little principality in Italy, like San Marino.\r\n\r\n"Then I found out it was in Africa, so I assumed there was something about it that I could be xenophobic about. I mean, those Africans can be trouble.\r\n\r\n"And, sure enough, I discovered it used to be owned by the French.\r\n\r\n"But even that\'s not enough reason to hate them. Give me a few hours and I\'ll get back to you. Oh, hang on, I\'ve just seen most of the people there are Islamic..."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-world-cup-squad/">England </a>could also face Colombia in the first knockout stage of the World Cup.\r\n\r\nThat would send most bigots into a confused state, since they rely on the South Americans to produce their cocaine.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'English xenophobes look for new prejudices after Germany World Cup exit', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'english-xenophobes', '', '', '2018-06-28 09:04:46', '2018-06-28 09:04:46', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9114', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9115, 1, '2018-06-28 08:42:19', '2018-06-28 08:42:19', 'England xenophobes now trying to find someone else to hate now Germany is out of the World Cup', 'german fans xenophobes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'german-fans-xenophobes', '', '', '2018-06-28 08:43:01', '2018-06-28 08:43:01', '', 9114, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/german-fans-xenophobes.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9116, 1, '2018-06-28 08:46:22', '2018-06-28 08:46:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/german-fans-xenophobes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/german-fans-xenophobes.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9115" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Confused English xenophobes are having to find new irrational prejudices after Germany extraordinarily crashed out of the World Cup.</strong>\r\n\r\nBigots across the country can normally rely on slating the Germans for the entirety of an international football tournament.\r\n\r\nBut now they\'re having to scratch around looking for something terribly wrong with Senegal or Colombia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBigot Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "We hate the Germans, but it\'s <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/">nothing to do with the war</a>, of course.\r\n\r\n"Or the war before that.\r\n\r\n"No, it\'s just that they are the aggressive ones, and we stick up for ourselves in the face of such behaviour."\r\n\r\nShe is spending today reading up about horrible things to say about Senegal as it\'s likely England could play them in the knockout stages of the competition.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t actually know where Senegal was," she explained. "I thought it was a weird little principality in Italy, like San Marino.\r\n\r\n"Then I found out it was in Africa, so I assumed there was something about it that I could be xenophobic about. I mean, those Africans can be trouble.\r\n\r\n"And, sure enough, I discovered it used to be owned by the French.\r\n\r\n"But even that\'s not enough reason to hate them. Give me a few hours and I\'ll get back to you. Oh, hang on, I\'ve just seen most of the people are Islamic..."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-world-cup-squad/">England </a>could also face Colombia in the first knockout stage of the World Cup.\r\n\r\nThat would send most bigots into a confused state, since they rely on the South Americans to produce their cocaine.', 'English xenophobes look for new prejudices after Germany World Cup exit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9114-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-28 08:46:22', '2018-06-28 08:46:22', '', 9114, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9114-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9117, 1, '2018-06-28 08:47:18', '2018-06-28 08:47:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/german-fans-xenophobes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/german-fans-xenophobes.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9115" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Confused English xenophobes are having to find new irrational prejudices after Germany extraordinarily crashed out of the World Cup.</strong>\r\n\r\nBigots across the country can normally rely on slating the Germans for the entirety of an international football tournament.\r\n\r\nBut now they\'re having to scratch around looking for something terribly wrong with Senegal or Colombia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBigot Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "We hate the Germans, but it\'s <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/">nothing to do with the war</a>, of course.\r\n\r\n"Or the war before that.\r\n\r\n"No, it\'s just that they are the aggressive ones, and we stick up for ourselves in the face of such behaviour."\r\n\r\nShe is spending today reading up about horrible things to say about Senegal as it\'s likely England could play them in the knockout stages of the competition.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t actually know where Senegal was," she explained. "I thought it was a weird little principality in Italy, like San Marino.\r\n\r\n"Then I found out it was in Africa, so I assumed there was something about it that I could be xenophobic about. I mean, those Africans can be trouble.\r\n\r\n"And, sure enough, I discovered it used to be owned by the French.\r\n\r\n"But even that\'s not enough reason to hate them. Give me a few hours and I\'ll get back to you. Oh, hang on, I\'ve just seen most of the people are Islamic..."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-world-cup-squad/">England </a>could also face Colombia in the first knockout stage of the World Cup.\r\n\r\nThat would send most bigots into a confused state, since they rely on the South Americans to produce their cocaine.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'English xenophobes look for new prejudices after Germany World Cup exit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9114-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-28 08:47:18', '2018-06-28 08:47:18', '', 9114, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9114-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9118, 1, '2018-06-28 09:04:46', '2018-06-28 09:04:46', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/german-fans-xenophobes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/german-fans-xenophobes.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9115" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Confused English xenophobes are having to find new irrational prejudices after Germany extraordinarily crashed out of the World Cup.</strong>\r\n\r\nBigots across the country can normally rely on slating the Germans for the entirety of an international football tournament.\r\n\r\nBut now they\'re having to scratch around looking for something terribly wrong with Senegal or Colombia.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBigot Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "We hate the Germans, but it\'s <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/">nothing to do with the war</a>, of course.\r\n\r\n"Or the war before that.\r\n\r\n"No, it\'s just that they are the aggressive ones, and we stick up for ourselves in the face of such behaviour."\r\n\r\nShe is spending today reading up about horrible things to say about Senegal as it\'s likely England could play them in the knockout stages of the competition.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t actually know where Senegal was," she explained. "I thought it was a weird little principality in Italy, like San Marino.\r\n\r\n"Then I found out it was in Africa, so I assumed there was something about it that I could be xenophobic about. I mean, those Africans can be trouble.\r\n\r\n"And, sure enough, I discovered it used to be owned by the French.\r\n\r\n"But even that\'s not enough reason to hate them. Give me a few hours and I\'ll get back to you. Oh, hang on, I\'ve just seen most of the people there are Islamic..."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-world-cup-squad/">England </a>could also face Colombia in the first knockout stage of the World Cup.\r\n\r\nThat would send most bigots into a confused state, since they rely on the South Americans to produce their cocaine.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'English xenophobes look for new prejudices after Germany World Cup exit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9114-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-28 09:04:46', '2018-06-28 09:04:46', '', 9114, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9114-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9121, 1, '2018-06-28 08:08:01', '2018-06-28 08:08:01', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/leg-muscles-e1530184420531.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/leg-muscles-e1530184420531.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9122" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Working out is essential for your body because it helps keep you in shape and free from certain conditions.</strong>\r\n\r\nExercise is necessary for muscle growth. You will always experience an increase in muscle size if you work out on a regular basis. You can also use legal steroids that will aid muscle growth. They play an essential role in providing endurance and fast healing after vigorous workout. Some of them also assist in burning fat.\r\n\r\nSteroids like <a href="https://samento.eu/it/">https://samento.eu/it/</a> facilitate protein synthesis in your muscle cells, which is essential for muscle growth. The muscle tissues may differ depending on their structure, location in the body and how they are triggered to contract.\r\n\r\nProfessional athlete Tyler Holt has specific ideas on how you can build each of your muscles. He has come up with a minimalist exercise, which is intended to build your muscles without using so much energy. It also helps develop your leg muscles. The following are the exercises involved in the Minimalist Muscle-Building Leg Workout.\r\n\r\n<h3>Leg Press</h3>\r\nIn this type of exercise, your body comes to a total rest after first pushing your feet outward. It helps increase power and strength. You can do it with the help of a leg-press machine. Make sure you lock the safety pin and do it repetitively. You can go for three reps and eight sets. This will help generate more power in your legs.\r\n\r\n<h3>Leg Extension</h3>\r\nOne can use a leg-extension machine for this type of exercise. You should first select your weight before sitting on the device with your legs beneath the pad. Keep extending your legs to their maximum point while exhaling. Your body should remain still on your seat for the whole period. Repeat the entire exercise for about 45 minutes.\r\n\r\n<h3>Seated Leg Curl</h3>\r\nThis is another seclusion movement where you should make sure you get the right tension on your hamstrings at the end of each rep. Make sure other muscles do not take over the movements of your exercise. Pull the machine lever the furthest you can and repeat it several times.\r\n\r\n<h3>Split Squat</h3>\r\nThis exercise is meant for the back of your legs, especially the glute muscles, which are powerful. Set yourself in a staggered position with your front foot forward and rear foot raised up. Hold a dumbbell in both hands and let them hang. You should now flex your knee, hip and the lower part of your body. This exercise will help add pressure on the heel of your front foot.\r\n\r\n<h3>Barbell Squat</h3>\r\nIt is one of the best leg workouts you can try. This type of exercise starts off with a regular back squat that is intended to build the front part of your legs. You should start off with the barbell being well supported right above the traps. Your chest should be upright and your head facing forward. Slowly go down by bending your knees and avoid moving your hips back. Make sure you keep your knees aligned with your feet to stay upright. Start with lighter weights before upgrading to heavier ones.', 'Simple workout for building leg muscles', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'simple-workout-for-building-leg-muscles', '', '', '2018-06-28 11:15:05', '2018-06-28 11:15:05', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9121', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9123, 1, '2018-06-28 11:15:05', '2018-06-28 11:15:05', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/leg-muscles-e1530184420531.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/leg-muscles-e1530184420531.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9122" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Working out is essential for your body because it helps keep you in shape and free from certain conditions.</strong>\r\n\r\nExercise is necessary for muscle growth. You will always experience an increase in muscle size if you work out on a regular basis. You can also use legal steroids that will aid muscle growth. They play an essential role in providing endurance and fast healing after vigorous workout. Some of them also assist in burning fat.\r\n\r\nSteroids like <a href="https://samento.eu/it/">https://samento.eu/it/</a> facilitate protein synthesis in your muscle cells, which is essential for muscle growth. The muscle tissues may differ depending on their structure, location in the body and how they are triggered to contract.\r\n\r\nProfessional athlete Tyler Holt has specific ideas on how you can build each of your muscles. He has come up with a minimalist exercise, which is intended to build your muscles without using so much energy. It also helps develop your leg muscles. The following are the exercises involved in the Minimalist Muscle-Building Leg Workout.\r\n\r\n<h3>Leg Press</h3>\r\nIn this type of exercise, your body comes to a total rest after first pushing your feet outward. It helps increase power and strength. You can do it with the help of a leg-press machine. Make sure you lock the safety pin and do it repetitively. You can go for three reps and eight sets. This will help generate more power in your legs.\r\n\r\n<h3>Leg Extension</h3>\r\nOne can use a leg-extension machine for this type of exercise. You should first select your weight before sitting on the device with your legs beneath the pad. Keep extending your legs to their maximum point while exhaling. Your body should remain still on your seat for the whole period. Repeat the entire exercise for about 45 minutes.\r\n\r\n<h3>Seated Leg Curl</h3>\r\nThis is another seclusion movement where you should make sure you get the right tension on your hamstrings at the end of each rep. Make sure other muscles do not take over the movements of your exercise. Pull the machine lever the furthest you can and repeat it several times.\r\n\r\n<h3>Split Squat</h3>\r\nThis exercise is meant for the back of your legs, especially the glute muscles, which are powerful. Set yourself in a staggered position with your front foot forward and rear foot raised up. Hold a dumbbell in both hands and let them hang. You should now flex your knee, hip and the lower part of your body. This exercise will help add pressure on the heel of your front foot.\r\n\r\n<h3>Barbell Squat</h3>\r\nIt is one of the best leg workouts you can try. This type of exercise starts off with a regular back squat that is intended to build the front part of your legs. You should start off with the barbell being well supported right above the traps. Your chest should be upright and your head facing forward. Slowly go down by bending your knees and avoid moving your hips back. Make sure you keep your knees aligned with your feet to stay upright. Start with lighter weights before upgrading to heavier ones.', 'Simple workout for building leg muscles', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9121-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-28 11:15:05', '2018-06-28 11:15:05', '', 9121, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9121-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9124, 1, '2018-06-29 06:51:14', '2018-06-29 06:51:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-players-pretend-to-be-busy-at-work.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-players-pretend-to-be-busy-at-work.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9126" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>England\'s footballers proved they were better than Belgium at pretending to be busy at work.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheir silky skills last night meant they successfully lost 1-0 and finished second in their World Cup group.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis ensures they have a much easier route through the latter stages of the tournament, and will not have to face Brazil in the quarter finals.\r\n\r\nBoth teams knew losing the game was the better option, but it was England who were much better at trying not to show it.\r\n\r\nEngland manager Gareth Southgate even got in on the act, bringing on forward Danny Welbeck in the second half instead of top scorer Harry Kane.\r\n\r\nEnglish people are experts at trying to look busy at work without doing anything at all.\r\n\r\nHuman resources professional Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "You see it in every office and in every factory throughout the land.\r\n\r\n"Staff here are excellent at turning up in the morning, looking busy for the whole day, then going home without achieving anything at all.\r\n\r\n"They\'ll shuffle things around their desks, spend 20 minutes to get a coffee, have multiple cigarette breaks, spend ten minutes on the loo and then \'study\' a PowerPoint presentation for an hour.\r\n\r\n"Before you know it, they\'re packing up and off out of the door at 5pm."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe said years of national experience helped the England team in Russia last night.\r\n\r\n"For long periods of the game, players passed it around looking like they were waiting for that killer pass," Ms Fisher said.\r\n\r\n"Once or twice they forgot themselves and got in front of goal, looking certain to score. But thankfully they got back on track and were able to shoot wide, but convincingly close enough, on multiple occasions."\r\n\r\nThe performance was just what the country needed, and today people up and down the country will be talking excitedly about the game - in another perfect example of trying to look busy at work.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n', 'England players better at pretending to be busy at work', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'england-players-better-at-pretending-to-be-busy-at-work', '', '', '2018-06-29 06:51:14', '2018-06-29 06:51:14', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9124', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9126, 1, '2018-06-29 06:46:05', '2018-06-29 06:46:05', 'England players proved they were better at pretending to be busy at work, losing 1-0 to Belgium to ensure an easier World Cup route', 'england players pretend to be busy at work', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'england-players-pretend-to-be-busy-at-work', '', '', '2018-06-29 06:46:55', '2018-06-29 06:46:55', '', 9124, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-players-pretend-to-be-busy-at-work.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9127, 1, '2018-06-29 06:47:38', '2018-06-29 06:47:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-players-pretend-to-be-busy-at-work.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-players-pretend-to-be-busy-at-work.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9126" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>England\'s footballers proved they were better than Belgium at pretending to be busy at work.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheir silky skills last night meant they successfully lost 1-0 and finished second in their World Cup group.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis ensures they have a much easier route through the latter stages, and will not have to face Brazil in the quarter finals.\r\n\r\nBoth teams knew losing the game was the better option, but it was England who were much better at trying not to show it.\r\n\r\nEngland manager Gareth Southgate even got in on the act, bringing on Danny Welbeck in the second half instead of top scorer Harry Kane.\r\n\r\nEnglish people have a long tradition of trying to look busy at work without doing anything at all.\r\n\r\nEmployment expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "You see it in every office and in every dactory throughout the land.\r\n\r\n"People here are excellent at turning up in the morning, looking busy for the whole day, then going home without achieving anything at all.\r\n\r\n"They\'ll shuffle things around their desks, spend 20 minutes to get a coffee, have multiple cigarette breaks, spend ten minutes in the loo and then \'study\' a PowerPoint presentation for an hour.\r\n\r\n"Before you know it, they\'re packing up and off out of the door at 5pm."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe said years of national experience helped the England team in Russia last night.\r\n\r\n"For long periods of the game, players passed it around looking like they were waiting for that killer pass," Ms Fisher said.\r\n\r\n"Once or twice they forgot themselves and got in front of goal, looking certain to score. But thankfully they got back on track and were able to shoot wide on multiple occasions."\r\n\r\nThe performance was just what the country needed, and today people up and down the country will be talking excitedly about the game - in another perfect example of trying to look busy at work.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n', 'England players better at pretending to be busy at work', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9124-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-29 06:47:38', '2018-06-29 06:47:38', '', 9124, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9128, 1, '2018-06-29 06:51:14', '2018-06-29 06:51:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-players-pretend-to-be-busy-at-work.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-players-pretend-to-be-busy-at-work.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9126" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>England\'s footballers proved they were better than Belgium at pretending to be busy at work.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheir silky skills last night meant they successfully lost 1-0 and finished second in their World Cup group.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis ensures they have a much easier route through the latter stages of the tournament, and will not have to face Brazil in the quarter finals.\r\n\r\nBoth teams knew losing the game was the better option, but it was England who were much better at trying not to show it.\r\n\r\nEngland manager Gareth Southgate even got in on the act, bringing on forward Danny Welbeck in the second half instead of top scorer Harry Kane.\r\n\r\nEnglish people are experts at trying to look busy at work without doing anything at all.\r\n\r\nHuman resources professional Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "You see it in every office and in every factory throughout the land.\r\n\r\n"Staff here are excellent at turning up in the morning, looking busy for the whole day, then going home without achieving anything at all.\r\n\r\n"They\'ll shuffle things around their desks, spend 20 minutes to get a coffee, have multiple cigarette breaks, spend ten minutes on the loo and then \'study\' a PowerPoint presentation for an hour.\r\n\r\n"Before you know it, they\'re packing up and off out of the door at 5pm."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe said years of national experience helped the England team in Russia last night.\r\n\r\n"For long periods of the game, players passed it around looking like they were waiting for that killer pass," Ms Fisher said.\r\n\r\n"Once or twice they forgot themselves and got in front of goal, looking certain to score. But thankfully they got back on track and were able to shoot wide, but convincingly close enough, on multiple occasions."\r\n\r\nThe performance was just what the country needed, and today people up and down the country will be talking excitedly about the game - in another perfect example of trying to look busy at work.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n', 'England players better at pretending to be busy at work', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9124-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-29 06:51:14', '2018-06-29 06:51:14', '', 9124, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
