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<strong>UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has revealed he will move his own cat into Downing Street if he wins the General Election.</strong>

Mr Nuttall wants his beloved Hermann (<i>pictured above</i>) by his side should he ever become Prime Minister.

The UKIP-loving cat has white fur but has a distinctive hairline and a black marking that looks like a moustache. He is also fond of raising his right paw as if he is saluting or waving to the crowds.



But although Hermann would certainly cut a dash on the steps on Number 10, it would mean famous brown-and-white tabby Larry, the current Downing Street chief mouse catcher, would be expelled or, worse still, exterminated.

<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/larry-downing-street-cat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/larry-downing-street-cat.jpg" alt="Downing Street cat" width="630" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6462" /></a><i>Chairman Meeow: Larry currently bosses Downing Street</center></i><br><br>

A UKIP insider said: "Mr Nuttall is very fond of his loyal cat, Hermann. He doesn't care that Larry has been happy living in Downing Street for many years - he intends to boot him out and move in Hermann, because he is the 'right sort of cat'.

"Hermann is a great mouser, too. He rules by terror and no rodents would be stupid enough to come anywhere near Westminster."

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One stumbling block to Mr Nuttall's plan is actually winning power. He is not even an MP, but is today expected to reveal he will stand to win a seat in June, possibly in Hartlepool, where UKIP came second to Labour at the last election.

There is also a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">Kim Jong-un cat</a> with beady eyes on his nuclear button.

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