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<p><strong>People who own caravans are preparing to spend another summer shitting in a cupboard.</strong></p>
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<p>Owners who inexplicably turn up at campsites towing a caravan like nothing better than taking a dump in a closet.</p>
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<p>"You can't beat the sensation of squatting in a space no bigger than your wardrobe and defecating just three feet from the wife's head," said Suffolk caravan fan Steve Walshe.</p>
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<p>He added: "The winter just isn't the same. I have to use the loo at home. But sometimes I sneak outside to the caravan when the neighbours aren't looking and go to the bog in there.</p>
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<p>"I can't wait for the holiday season so I can do it every day in the cupboard, then watch proudly as the rest of the family have to take a piss in my bucket of excrement."</p>
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<p>Holiday expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It takes all sorts. But caravan folk will do anything to avoid the horror of using the camp toilet block.</p>
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<p>"They don't mind the embarrassment of walking across the campsite clutching their overflowing toilet cassette and emptying it in front of everyone, though."</p>
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<p>[AdSense-C] </p>
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