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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4962, 1, '2016-10-24 11:53:12', '2016-10-24 11:53:12', '<b>By Iona Diamond\r\n\r\nAngry crowds held a demo yesterday after Greggs the high street bakery announced it was to stop making scones.</b>\r\n\r\n"It\'s the thin end of the wedge of cake," said retired teacher Sarah Bunn. "I blame Brexit. I have had a scone for my elevenses for the past 30 years, yet Greggs say there is no demand. The Government needs to look into this.\r\n\r\n"Last year Greggs said they were phasing out bread. Now scones! Where will it all end?"\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMrs Bunn was waving a banner saying SOS! SAVE OUR SCONES! at the branch in Stowmarket, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nGreggs have decided to sell healthier products with their Balanced Choice line and more on-the-go snacks.\r\n\r\nThey are considering banning their bacon baguette in favour of a tofu and quinoa burrito with Acai berry dressing and swapping their steak bake for a pack of carrot batons with wheatgrass dip.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/scones.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/scones.jpg" alt="Scones" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4961" /></a><i>Here today, scone tomorrow</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPlumber Kevin Pipe said: "It\'s a bloody disgrace. What kind of baker doesn\'t make bread or scones? It\'ll be the Sausage Roll next!\r\n\r\n"Greggs used to be the workers\' friend. Now they are becoming a bunch of tossers. Their head office said products had to move with the times. We were hoping that meant a sausage roll in a wrap or a steak bake and chip sarnie. Greggs need someone to open up to rival them and give them a good kick in the doughnuts."\r\n\r\nHis mate, Paul Fullup said: "I had their seaweed porridge and was sick all over our white van. I hoped they would move to an iced finger folded into a triple chocolate muffin - the sort of inventive stuff they do on The Great British Bake Off.\r\n\r\n"I met my missus in Greggs when she barged in front of me to get the last sausage roll. I like a woman with spirit, especially gin."\r\n\r\nA Greggs marketing guru told the Suffolk Gazette: "Scones are a thing of the past, as is that old-fashioned bread stuff. We are changing our chocolate brownie to a carob greenie and experimenting with a sausage-free kale and goji Berry pastry to enjoy with our new green tea with cactus juice beverage.\r\n\r\n"We have every confidence in our marketing team. The public just have to keep up."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Angry demo as Greggs stop selling scones', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4960-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-24 11:53:12', '2016-10-24 11:53:12', '', 4960, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4960-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4967, 1, '2016-10-25 08:43:35', '2016-10-25 08:43:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nMabel Jackson, the centenarian who endeared herself to the world by declaring the secret to long life was drinking six gin and tonics a day, has died suddenly.</b>\r\n\r\nHer family has confirmed that Mabel, who turned 100 in June, suffered from alcoholic poisoning last Sunday after downing too many bottles of free gin sent by kind-hearted distilleries.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMabel hit the headlines in the summer after the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gin-secret-to-long-life/">Suffolk Gazette revealed her passion for gin</a>, when she told this newspaper: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!”\r\n\r\nOur story was picked up and run by newspapers and magazines the world over, including <a href="http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/body/news/a44206/100-year-old-woman-gin-secret-to-long-life/">Cosmopolitan</a> and The Drinks Business. It even made it into publications in Belgium and as far <a href="http://www.index.hr/rouge/clanak/kakav-posao-traze-se-pripravnici-koji-ce-piti-gintonic-za-novac/915221.aspx">afield as Hungary</a>.\r\n\r\nBut while Mabel received adulation from well-wishers, her fondness for six tipples a day ended up being her downfall.\r\n\r\nMr Simon Young, editor of the Suffolk Gazette, said: "As soon as our story was published, we were inundated with gin companies asking us for Mabel\'s address so they could get some marketing capital out of sending her free gin.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Difficult time\'</b>\r\n\r\n"We obliged, of course, but unfortunately this seems to have contributed to her death as her daughter has told us she died sadly of alcoholic poisoning. We send our sympathy to her family at this difficult time."\r\n\r\nMabel, who lived in a care home in Stowmarket, said she had been drinking gin for 82 years and had recently worked out she had got through 4,264 bottles of the spirit, which she bought every Wednesday from the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nA shop assistant, who asked not to be named, said: "She\'s with the angels now, and may she rest in peace. We\'ll have to cut back on our gin deliveries now, however."\r\n\r\nMabel had been widowed since 1989 when her beloved husband, farm labourer Eric, died of liver disease.\r\n\r\nHer funeral will be held next Friday, conducted by The Rev Evan Elpuss at St Margaret\'s Church. Mabel\'s daughter, Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich, has asked that there be no flowers, but donations should be made if desired to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous gin drinker Mabel Jackson, 100, dies after short illness', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mabel-jackson-death', '', '', '2016-10-26 08:02:53', '2016-10-26 08:02:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4967', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4968, 1, '2016-10-25 08:37:02', '2016-10-25 08:37:02', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nMabel Jackson, the centenarian who endeared herself to the world by declaring the secret to long life was drinking six gin and tonics a day, has died suddenly.</b>\r\n\r\nHer family has confirmed that Mabel, who turned 100 in June, suffered from alcoholic poisoning last Sunday after downing too many bottles of free gin sent by kind-hearted distilleries across Britain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMabel hit the headlines in the summer when the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gin-secret-to-long-life/">Suffolk Gazette revealed her passion for gin</a>, when she told this newspaper: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!”\r\n\r\nOur story was picked up and run by newspapers and magazines the world over, including <a href="http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/body/news/a44206/100-year-old-woman-gin-secret-to-long-life/">Cosmopolitan</a> and The Drinks Business. It even made it into publications in Belgium and as far afield as Hungary.\r\n\r\nBut while Mabel received worldwide adulation and well-wishers, it ended up being her downfall.\r\n\r\nSimon Young, editor of the Suffolk Gazette, said: "As soon as our story was published, we were inundated with gin companies asking us for Mabel\'s address so they could get some marketing capital out of sending her some free gin.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Difficult time\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately, this seems to have contributed to her death as her daughter has told us she died sadly of alcoholic poisoning. We send our sympathy to her family at this difficult time."\r\n\r\nMabel, who lived in a care home in Stowmarket, said she had been drinking gin for 82 years and had recently worked out she had got through 4,264 bottles of the spirit, which she bought every Wednesday from the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nA shop assistant who asked not to be named said: "She\'s with the angels now, and may she rest in peace. We\'ll have to cut back on our gin deliveries now."\r\n\r\nMabel had been widowed since 1989 when her beloved husband, farm labourer Eric, died of liver disease.\r\n\r\nHer funeral will be held next Friday, conducted by The Rev Evan Elpuss at St Margaret\'s Church. Mabel\'s daughter, Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich, has asked that there be no flowers, but donations should be made if desired to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous gin drinker Mabel Jackson, 100, dies after short illness', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4967-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-25 08:37:02', '2016-10-25 08:37:02', '', 4967, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4967-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4969, 1, '2016-10-25 08:40:48', '2016-10-25 08:40:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nMabel Jackson, the centenarian who endeared herself to the world by declaring the secret to long life was drinking six gin and tonics a day, has died suddenly.</b>\r\n\r\nHer family has confirmed that Mabel, who turned 100 in June, suffered from alcoholic poisoning last Sunday after downing too many bottles of free gin sent by kind-hearted distilleries.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMabel hit the headlines in the summer after the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gin-secret-to-long-life/">Suffolk Gazette revealed her passion for gin</a>, when she told this newspaper: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!”\r\n\r\nOur story was picked up and run by newspapers and magazines the world over, including <a href="http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/body/news/a44206/100-year-old-woman-gin-secret-to-long-life/">Cosmopolitan</a> and The Drinks Business. It even made it into publications in Belgium and as far <a href="http://www.index.hr/rouge/clanak/kakav-posao-traze-se-pripravnici-koji-ce-piti-gintonic-za-novac/915221.aspx">afield as Hungary</a>.\r\n\r\nBut while Mabel received worldwide adulation and well-wishers, her hobby of six tipples a day ended up being her downfall.\r\n\r\nMr Simon Young, editor of the Suffolk Gazette, said: "As soon as our story was published, we were inundated with gin companies asking us for Mabel\'s address so they could get some marketing capital out of sending her some free gin.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Difficult time\'</b>\r\n\r\n"We obliged, of course, but unfortunately this seems to have contributed to her death as her daughter has told us she died sadly of alcoholic poisoning. We send our sympathy to her family at this difficult time."\r\n\r\nMabel, who lived in a care home in Stowmarket, said she had been drinking gin for 82 years and had recently worked out she had got through 4,264 bottles of the spirit, which she bought every Wednesday from the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nA shop assistant, who asked not to be named, said: "She\'s with the angels now, and may she rest in peace. We\'ll have to cut back on our gin deliveries now, however."\r\n\r\nMabel had been widowed since 1989 when her beloved husband, farm labourer Eric, died of liver disease.\r\n\r\nHer funeral will be held next Friday, conducted by The Rev Evan Elpuss at St Margaret\'s Church. Mabel\'s daughter, Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich, has asked that there be no flowers, but donations should be made if desired to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous gin drinker Mabel Jackson, 100, dies after short illness', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4967-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-25 08:40:48', '2016-10-25 08:40:48', '', 4967, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4967-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4970, 1, '2016-10-25 08:42:37', '2016-10-25 08:42:37', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nMabel Jackson, the centenarian who endeared herself to the world by declaring the secret to long life was drinking six gin and tonics a day, has died suddenly.</b>\r\n\r\nHer family has confirmed that Mabel, who turned 100 in June, suffered from alcoholic poisoning last Sunday after downing too many bottles of free gin sent by kind-hearted distilleries.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMabel hit the headlines in the summer after the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gin-secret-to-long-life/">Suffolk Gazette revealed her passion for gin</a>, when she told this newspaper: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!”\r\n\r\nOur story was picked up and run by newspapers and magazines the world over, including <a href="http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/body/news/a44206/100-year-old-woman-gin-secret-to-long-life/">Cosmopolitan</a> and The Drinks Business. It even made it into publications in Belgium and as far <a href="http://www.index.hr/rouge/clanak/kakav-posao-traze-se-pripravnici-koji-ce-piti-gintonic-za-novac/915221.aspx">afield as Hungary</a>.\r\n\r\nBut while Mabel received adulation from well-wishers the world over, her fondness for six tipples a day ended up being her downfall.\r\n\r\nMr Simon Young, editor of the Suffolk Gazette, said: "As soon as our story was published, we were inundated with gin companies asking us for Mabel\'s address so they could get some marketing capital out of sending her some free gin.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Difficult time\'</b>\r\n\r\n"We obliged, of course, but unfortunately this seems to have contributed to her death as her daughter has told us she died sadly of alcoholic poisoning. We send our sympathy to her family at this difficult time."\r\n\r\nMabel, who lived in a care home in Stowmarket, said she had been drinking gin for 82 years and had recently worked out she had got through 4,264 bottles of the spirit, which she bought every Wednesday from the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nA shop assistant, who asked not to be named, said: "She\'s with the angels now, and may she rest in peace. We\'ll have to cut back on our gin deliveries now, however."\r\n\r\nMabel had been widowed since 1989 when her beloved husband, farm labourer Eric, died of liver disease.\r\n\r\nHer funeral will be held next Friday, conducted by The Rev Evan Elpuss at St Margaret\'s Church. Mabel\'s daughter, Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich, has asked that there be no flowers, but donations should be made if desired to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous gin drinker Mabel Jackson, 100, dies after short illness', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4967-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-25 08:42:37', '2016-10-25 08:42:37', '', 4967, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4967-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4971, 1, '2016-10-25 08:43:35', '2016-10-25 08:43:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nMabel Jackson, the centenarian who endeared herself to the world by declaring the secret to long life was drinking six gin and tonics a day, has died suddenly.</b>\r\n\r\nHer family has confirmed that Mabel, who turned 100 in June, suffered from alcoholic poisoning last Sunday after downing too many bottles of free gin sent by kind-hearted distilleries.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMabel hit the headlines in the summer after the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gin-secret-to-long-life/">Suffolk Gazette revealed her passion for gin</a>, when she told this newspaper: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!”\r\n\r\nOur story was picked up and run by newspapers and magazines the world over, including <a href="http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/body/news/a44206/100-year-old-woman-gin-secret-to-long-life/">Cosmopolitan</a> and The Drinks Business. It even made it into publications in Belgium and as far <a href="http://www.index.hr/rouge/clanak/kakav-posao-traze-se-pripravnici-koji-ce-piti-gintonic-za-novac/915221.aspx">afield as Hungary</a>.\r\n\r\nBut while Mabel received adulation from well-wishers the world over, her fondness for six tipples a day ended up being her downfall.\r\n\r\nMr Simon Young, editor of the Suffolk Gazette, said: "As soon as our story was published, we were inundated with gin companies asking us for Mabel\'s address so they could get some marketing capital out of sending her free gin.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Difficult time\'</b>\r\n\r\n"We obliged, of course, but unfortunately this seems to have contributed to her death as her daughter has told us she died sadly of alcoholic poisoning. We send our sympathy to her family at this difficult time."\r\n\r\nMabel, who lived in a care home in Stowmarket, said she had been drinking gin for 82 years and had recently worked out she had got through 4,264 bottles of the spirit, which she bought every Wednesday from the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nA shop assistant, who asked not to be named, said: "She\'s with the angels now, and may she rest in peace. We\'ll have to cut back on our gin deliveries now, however."\r\n\r\nMabel had been widowed since 1989 when her beloved husband, farm labourer Eric, died of liver disease.\r\n\r\nHer funeral will be held next Friday, conducted by The Rev Evan Elpuss at St Margaret\'s Church. Mabel\'s daughter, Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich, has asked that there be no flowers, but donations should be made if desired to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous gin drinker Mabel Jackson, 100, dies after short illness', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4967-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-25 08:43:35', '2016-10-25 08:43:35', '', 4967, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4967-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4972, 1, '2016-10-25 09:34:00', '2016-10-25 09:34:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nMabel Jackson, the centenarian who endeared herself to the world by declaring the secret to long life was drinking six gin and tonics a day, has died suddenly.</b>\r\n\r\nHer family has confirmed that Mabel, who turned 100 in June, suffered from alcoholic poisoning last Sunday after downing too many bottles of free gin sent by kind-hearted distilleries.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMabel hit the headlines in the summer after the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gin-secret-to-long-life/">Suffolk Gazette revealed her passion for gin</a>, when she told this newspaper: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!”\r\n\r\nOur story was picked up and run by newspapers and magazines the world over, including <a href="http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/body/news/a44206/100-year-old-woman-gin-secret-to-long-life/">Cosmopolitan</a> and The Drinks Business. It even made it into publications in Belgium and as far <a href="http://www.index.hr/rouge/clanak/kakav-posao-traze-se-pripravnici-koji-ce-piti-gintonic-za-novac/915221.aspx">afield as Hungary</a>.\r\n\r\nBut while Mabel received adulation from well-wishers, her fondness for six tipples a day ended up being her downfall.\r\n\r\nMr Simon Young, editor of the Suffolk Gazette, said: "As soon as our story was published, we were inundated with gin companies asking us for Mabel\'s address so they could get some marketing capital out of sending her free gin.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Difficult time\'</b>\r\n\r\n"We obliged, of course, but unfortunately this seems to have contributed to her death as her daughter has told us she died sadly of alcoholic poisoning. We send our sympathy to her family at this difficult time."\r\n\r\nMabel, who lived in a care home in Stowmarket, said she had been drinking gin for 82 years and had recently worked out she had got through 4,264 bottles of the spirit, which she bought every Wednesday from the local Co-Op.\r\n\r\nA shop assistant, who asked not to be named, said: "She\'s with the angels now, and may she rest in peace. We\'ll have to cut back on our gin deliveries now, however."\r\n\r\nMabel had been widowed since 1989 when her beloved husband, farm labourer Eric, died of liver disease.\r\n\r\nHer funeral will be held next Friday, conducted by The Rev Evan Elpuss at St Margaret\'s Church. Mabel\'s daughter, Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich, has asked that there be no flowers, but donations should be made if desired to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous gin drinker Mabel Jackson, 100, dies after short illness', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4967-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-25 09:34:00', '2016-10-25 09:34:00', '', 4967, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4967-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4973, 0, '2016-10-25 15:54:09', '2016-10-25 15:54:09', 'http://theafterword.co.uk/so-its-heathrow/#comments\r\n\r\n"To be fair, with Failing Grayling involved the third runway will probably end up being built in Ipswich"\r\n\r\nNow *there\'s* a thought...\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Shane\nAUTHOR EMAIL: skirk@ppg.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.105.199\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Shane\n    [2_Email] =&gt; skirk@ppg.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; http://theafterword.co.uk/so-its-heathrow/#comments\r\n\r\n"To be fair, with Failing Grayling involved the third runway will probably end up being built in Ipswich"\r\n\r\nNow *there\'s* a thought...\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 27e1524b6c78cd6c49c46f64650b0b7a\n)\n', 'Shane - 2016-10-25 15:54:09', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '27e1524b6c78cd6c49c46f64650b0b7a', '', '', '2016-10-25 15:54:09', '2016-10-25 15:54:09', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4973', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4974, 1, '2016-10-26 08:01:22', '2016-10-26 08:01:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg" alt="Spoonful of sugar" width="810" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4975" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nA spoonful of sugar does not actually help the medicine go down, it emerged yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nMillions of children who watched the Mary Poppins film grew up assuming it was fine to eat handfuls of sugar to make them feel better.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut now medics have confirmed that sugar and sugary treats could be making youngsters ill in the first place.\r\n\r\nDr Henry White, of the University of Suffolk, said: "We conducted tests that proved sugar does not aid recovery. On the contrary, we found it contributes to the horrendous weight problems in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Mary Poppins might know a thing or two about being a nanny; she might even recognise that Dick Van Dyke\'s Cockney accent is crap. But she does not know the first thing about medicine - her advice is irresponsible."\r\n\r\nDr White has now called for the Spoonful of Sugar song to be removed from the Mary Poppins film. "It\'s the responsible thing to do," he explained.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mary Poppins gave \'irresponsible\' sugar advice', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'spoonful-of-sugar', '', '', '2016-10-28 08:53:26', '2016-10-28 08:53:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4974', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4976, 1, '2016-10-26 07:57:31', '2016-10-26 07:57:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg" alt="Spoonful of sugar" width="810" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4975" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nA spoonful of sugar does not actually help the medicine go down, it emerged yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nMillions of children who watched Mary Poppins grew up assuming it was fine to eat handfuls of sugar to make them feel better.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut now medics have confirmed that sugar and sugary treats could be making youngsters ill in the first place.\r\n\r\nDr Henry White, of the University of Suffolk said: "We conducted tests that proved sugar does not aid recovery. On the contrary, we found it contributes to the horrendous weight problems in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Mary Poppins might know a thing or two about being a nanny; she might even recognise that Dick Van Dyke\'s Cockney accent is crap. But she does not know the first thing about medicine - her advice is irresponsible."\r\n\r\nDr White has now called for the Spoonful of Sugar song to be removed from the Mary Poppins film. "It\'s the responsible thing to do," he explained.\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Mary Poppins accused of \'irresponsible\' sugar advice', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4974-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-26 07:57:31', '2016-10-26 07:57:31', '', 4974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4977, 1, '2016-10-26 08:01:22', '2016-10-26 08:01:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg" alt="Spoonful of sugar" width="810" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4975" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nA spoonful of sugar does not actually help the medicine go down, it emerged yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nMillions of children who watched the Mary Poppins film grew up assuming it was fine to eat handfuls of sugar to make them feel better.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut now medics have confirmed that sugar and sugary treats could be making youngsters ill in the first place.\r\n\r\nDr Henry White, of the University of Suffolk said: "We conducted tests that proved sugar does not aid recovery. On the contrary, we found it contributes to the horrendous weight problems in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Mary Poppins might know a thing or two about being a nanny; she might even recognise that Dick Van Dyke\'s Cockney accent is crap. But she does not know the first thing about medicine - her advice is irresponsible."\r\n\r\nDr White has now called for the Spoonful of Sugar song to be removed from the Mary Poppins film. "It\'s the responsible thing to do," he explained.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mary Poppins accused of giving \'irresponsible\' sugar advice', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4974-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-26 08:01:22', '2016-10-26 08:01:22', '', 4974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4978, 1, '2016-10-26 08:04:54', '2016-10-26 08:04:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg" alt="Spoonful of sugar" width="810" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4975" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nA spoonful of sugar does not actually help the medicine go down, it emerged yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nMillions of children who watched the Mary Poppins film grew up assuming it was fine to eat handfuls of sugar to make them feel better.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut now medics have confirmed that sugar and sugary treats could be making youngsters ill in the first place.\r\n\r\nDr Henry White, of the University of Suffolk said: "We conducted tests that proved sugar does not aid recovery. On the contrary, we found it contributes to the horrendous weight problems in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Mary Poppins might know a thing or two about being a nanny; she might even recognise that Dick Van Dyke\'s Cockney accent is crap. But she does not know the first thing about medicine - her advice is irresponsible."\r\n\r\nDr White has now called for the Spoonful of Sugar song to be removed from the Mary Poppins film. "It\'s the responsible thing to do," he explained.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mary Poppins gave \'irresponsible\' sugar advice', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4974-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-26 08:04:54', '2016-10-26 08:04:54', '', 4974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4979, 1, '2016-10-26 08:06:42', '2016-10-26 08:06:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg" alt="Spoonful of sugar" width="810" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4975" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\n\nA spoonful of sugar does not actually help the medicine go down, it emerged yesterday.</b>\n\nMillions of children who watched the Mary Poppins film grew up assuming it was fine to eat handfuls of sugar to make them feel better.\n\n\n<br>\nBut now medics have confirmed that sugar and sugary treats could be making youngsters ill in the first place.\n\nDr Henry White, of the University of Suffolk, said: "We conducted tests that proved sugar does not aid recovery. On the contrary, we found it contributes to the horrendous weight problems in Suffolk.\n\n"Mary Poppins might know a thing or two about being a nanny; she might even recognise that Dick Van Dyke\'s Cockney accent is crap. But she does not know the first thing about medicine - her advice is irresponsible."\n\nDr White has now called for the Spoonful of Sugar song to be removed from the Mary Poppins film. "It\'s the responsible thing to do," he explained.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mary Poppins gave \'irresponsible\' sugar advice', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4974-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-10-26 08:06:42', '2016-10-26 08:06:42', '', 4974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4974-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4980, 1, '2016-10-26 08:06:46', '2016-10-26 08:06:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spoonful-of-sugar.jpg" alt="Spoonful of sugar" width="810" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4975" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nA spoonful of sugar does not actually help the medicine go down, it emerged yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nMillions of children who watched the Mary Poppins film grew up assuming it was fine to eat handfuls of sugar to make them feel better.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut now medics have confirmed that sugar and sugary treats could be making youngsters ill in the first place.\r\n\r\nDr Henry White, of the University of Suffolk, said: "We conducted tests that proved sugar does not aid recovery. On the contrary, we found it contributes to the horrendous weight problems in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Mary Poppins might know a thing or two about being a nanny; she might even recognise that Dick Van Dyke\'s Cockney accent is crap. But she does not know the first thing about medicine - her advice is irresponsible."\r\n\r\nDr White has now called for the Spoonful of Sugar song to be removed from the Mary Poppins film. "It\'s the responsible thing to do," he explained.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mary Poppins gave \'irresponsible\' sugar advice', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4974-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-26 08:06:46', '2016-10-26 08:06:46', '', 4974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4983, 1, '2016-10-28 08:52:59', '2016-10-28 08:52:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-police-pitchfork.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-police-pitchfork.jpg" alt="Norfolk Police pitchforks" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4984" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in Norfolk are being armed with pitchforks in a desperate bid to combat rural crime, it was revealed yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers have been trained to use the fearsome forks for crowd control, self-defence - and all-out attack against the most hardened Norfolk criminals.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe news comes just days after police in neighbouring Suffolk were handed guns and told to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suspects-shot-police-budget-cuts/">shoot suspects on sight</a> to cut back on expensive paperwork back at the station.\r\n\r\nNorfolk police spokesman Noah Clowes said: "Pitchforks are the weapon of choice in Norfolk, as they have been since baying yokel mobs first used them as long ago as the rebellions of 1992.\r\n\r\n"We have now supplied all beat bobbies and traffic officers with a well oiled, sharp pitchfork, and already crime numbers are falling.\r\n\r\n"There was an incident near Norwich when a speeding motorist was unfortunately impaled to death, but other than that things have gone brilliantly."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk Police now armed with pitchforks', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-police-pitchforks', '', '', '2016-10-30 10:46:43', '2016-10-30 10:46:43', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4983', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4985, 1, '2016-10-28 08:42:16', '2016-10-28 08:42:16', '\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in Norfolk are being armed with pitchforks in a desperate bid to combat rural crime, it was revealed yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers have been instructed on how to use the fearsome forks for crowd crontrol, seld defence - and all-out attack against the most hardened Norfolk criminals.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe news comes just days after police in neighbouring Suffolk were handed guns and told to shoot suspects on sight to cut back on expensive paperwork bacl at the station.\r\n\r\nNorfolk police spokesman Noah Clowes said: "Pitchforks are the weapon of choice in Norfolk, and the criminals know how much damage it can inflict.\r\n\r\n"We have supplied rural beat bobbies and all traffic officers with a well oiled, sharp pitchfork, and already crime numbers are falling.\r\n\r\n"There was an incident near Norwich when a speeding motorist was unfortunately impaled to death, but other than that things have gone brilliantly."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4983-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-28 08:42:16', '2016-10-28 08:42:16', '', 4983, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4983-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4986, 1, '2016-10-28 08:51:22', '2016-10-28 08:51:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-police-pitchfork.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-police-pitchfork.jpg" alt="Norfolk Police pitchforks" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4984" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice in Norfolk are being armed with pitchforks in a desperate bid to combat rural crime, it was revealed yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers have been trained to use the fearsome forks for crowd control, self-defence - and all-out attack against the most hardened Norfolk criminals.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe news comes just days after police in neighbouring Suffolk were handed guns and told to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suspects-shot-police-budget-cuts/">shoot suspects on sight</a> to cut back on expensive paperwork back at the station.\r\n\r\nNorfolk police spokesman Noah Clowes said: "Pitchforks are the weapon of choice in Norfolk, as they have been since baying yokel mobs first used them as long ago as the rebellions of 1992.\r\n\r\n"We have now supplied all beat bobbies and traffic officers with a well oiled, sharp pitchfork, and already crime numbers are falling.\r\n\r\n"There was an incident near Norwich when a speeding motorist was unfortunately impaled to death, but other than that things have gone brilliantly."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk Police now armed with pitchforks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4983-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-28 08:51:22', '2016-10-28 08:51:22', '', 4983, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4983-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4989, 0, '2016-10-28 17:31:30', '2016-10-28 17:31:30', 'Here\'s a story\r\n\r\nDue to defence cuts and a renewed threat from the ex-Soviet Union, Suffolk Coastal has been asked to assist the MoD in recommissioning sea defences.\r\n\r\n"With the threat of Russian invasion ever more likely, a robust and effective coastal defence network is essential." said a Mod spokesperson.\r\n\r\nPlans are already being drawn up to bring the chain of Martello towers back up to operational level, turn the radar back on at Bawdsey and station a squadron of Spitfires at Bentwaters.\r\n\r\nOverseeing the entire project is Sqn Ldr (ret) Reginald "Bonkers" Bumbury, a veteran of the Battle of Britain.\r\n\r\n"These legendary defences saved us in some of our darkest hours, they\'ve proven themselves," said Sqn Ldr Bumbury. "They\'re also shining examples of Britain working at its best, something all those Brexit doubters should take note of."\r\n\r\nObviously there are challenges. Laying mines in the sticky mud of Orford will be no easy task. However, local communities are being asked to provide support. Primary school children in Walberswick have recently taken part in a tank trap design competition, the winning entries of which will soon be on display along the beach up to Southwold.\r\n\r\nAnybody seeing a Russian invasion force is asked to dial 101 as there\'s more likelihood they won\'t be put through to voicemail as so frequently happens with 999 calls.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Andy Cooper\nAUTHOR EMAIL: screechingsounds@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.19\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Andy Cooper\n    [2_Email] =&gt; screechingsounds@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Here\'s a story\r\n\r\nDue to defence cuts and a renewed threat from the ex-Soviet Union, Suffolk Coastal has been asked to assist the MoD in recommissioning sea defences.\r\n\r\n"With the threat of Russian invasion ever more likely, a robust and effective coastal defence network is essential." said a Mod spokesperson.\r\n\r\nPlans are already being drawn up to bring the chain of Martello towers back up to operational level, turn the radar back on at Bawdsey and station a squadron of Spitfires at Bentwaters.\r\n\r\nOverseeing the entire project is Sqn Ldr (ret) Reginald "Bonkers" Bumbury, a veteran of the Battle of Britain.\r\n\r\n"These legendary defences saved us in some of our darkest hours, they\'ve proven themselves," said Sqn Ldr Bumbury. "They\'re also shining examples of Britain working at its best, something all those Brexit doubters should take note of."\r\n\r\nObviously there are challenges. Laying mines in the sticky mud of Orford will be no easy task. However, local communities are being asked to provide support. Primary school children in Walberswick have recently taken part in a tank trap design competition, the winning entries of which will soon be on display along the beach up to Southwold.\r\n\r\nAnybody seeing a Russian invasion force is asked to dial 101 as there\'s more likelihood they won\'t be put through to voicemail as so frequently happens with 999 calls.\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; f8d06553277067d140e75958fdfcba48\n)\n', 'Andy Cooper - 2016-10-28 17:31:30', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'f8d06553277067d140e75958fdfcba48', '', '', '2016-10-28 17:31:30', '2016-10-28 17:31:30', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4989', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4991, 1, '2016-10-29 12:22:31', '2016-10-29 12:22:31', '<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk tractor has been caught doing 125mph along the A12.</b>\r\n\r\nFarmer Ernie Ecclestone was spotted by police as he raced along the road near Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nEcclestone, 57, admitted he was speeding in his John Deere tractor, claiming he was late for ploughing his field in Theberton.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe extraordinary 125mph speeding tractor is one of the highest ever seen by Suffolk Police.\r\n\r\nA traffic cop said: "We had a car towing a caravan at 115mph last summer, but this tractor was really pushing it. Its rear tyres were smoking."\r\n\r\nEcclestone pleaded guilty to speeding when he appeared before Leiston magistrates yesterday.\r\n\r\nBut chairman of the bench, Mrs Margaret Ecclestone, let the farmer walk free after issuing a stern ticking off.\r\n\r\nShe explained: "My husband assures me he won\'t do it again."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police catch speeding tractor doing 125mph', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '398-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-29 12:22:31', '2016-10-29 12:22:31', '', 398, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/398-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4992, 1, '2016-10-29 12:27:15', '2016-10-29 12:27:15', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting a gang of Suffolk residents who attacked a BT worker for "being a witch" because he was trying to connect the internet to their remote village.</b>\r\n\r\nThe internet engineer had parked his van on the only lane into Buttsford, a tiny hamlet near Little Brimmer, and was tinkering with wiring in a junction box when the villagers marched around the corner, screaming: "Begone, witch. Your interweb powers will not work here."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWhen the 27-year-old, who lives in Sudbury, Suffolk said he was simply connecting broadband internet to Buttsford, one of only a few hundred Suffolk villages still without access to the web, he was attacked by three of the men and a very large woman with no teeth.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2905"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" alt="buttsford-road" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2905" /></a><i>Remote: The main road into Buttsford</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "He was roughed up, and the woman, who seemed to be the ringleader, began screaming that the engineer should be hung from the large oak tree on the green for being a witch.\r\n\r\n"This excited the villagers even more, and two of the men carrying lit torches tried to grab the internet engineer, who by now had a bloody nose and had broken his pliers.\r\n\r\n"Fearing for his life, he managed to wriggle free and get into his van before locking the doors. The villagers surrounded his vehicle and began banging on the windows screaming, \'Begone, witch. Begone\'.\r\n\r\n"He drove off quickly and reported the incident to Stowmarket police station, telling stunned officers it was like a scene from the Walking Dead."\r\n\r\nPolice raced to Buttsford, which has only 34 residents, but all the locals were by then working in the fields, claiming not to have seen or heard anything.\r\n\r\nAnyone with information is asked to call Crimestoppers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a BT insider said they would return to Buttsford to try connecting the Broadband again. "We understand the locals have a fear of anything modern, but we have sent leaflets explaining the benefits of joining the internet age. We hope they are able to read."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Villagers attack internet engineer for \'being a witch\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2903-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-29 12:27:15', '2016-10-29 12:27:15', '', 2903, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2903-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5001, 1, '2016-10-30 10:38:40', '2016-10-30 10:38:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/delia-smith-walking-dead-e1477823629837.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/delia-smith-walking-dead-e1477823629837.jpg" alt="Delia Smith Walking Dead poster" width="800" height="471" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5002" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nNorwich City have released a terrifying limited edition Halloween poster to celebrate their 5-0 horror show at Brighton yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nWicked Witch Delia Smith, who owns the hapless Norfolk club, features in the Walking Dead-style poster, which is available from the club shop for just £49.99 plus £15 postage.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Norwich spokesman said: "Our recent results have been horrifying - and being thrashed 5-0 at Brighton was the scariest thing we\'ve seen for years.\r\n\r\n"Our manager Alex Neil is a dead man walking, so it seemed fitting to produce a Walking Dead-inspired poster for Halloween.\r\n\r\n"Delia has been scaring small children for years, so this poster should go down a treat across East Anglia."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich release Delia Smith Halloween poster', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'delia-smith-halloween-poster', '', '', '2016-10-31 09:50:57', '2016-10-31 09:50:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5001', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5003, 1, '2016-10-30 10:37:25', '2016-10-30 10:37:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/delia-smith-walking-dead-e1477823629837.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/delia-smith-walking-dead-e1477823629837.jpg" alt="Delia Smith Walking Dead poster" width="800" height="471" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5002" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nNorwich City have released a terrifying limited edition Halloween poster to celebrate their 5-0 horror show at Brighton yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nWicked Witch Delia Smith, who owns the hapless Norfolk club, features in the Walking Dead-style poster, which is available at the club shop for just £49.99 plus £15 postage.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Norwich spokesman said: "Our recent results have been horrifying - and being thrashed 5-0 at Brighton was the scariest thing we\'ve seen for years. Our manager Alex Neil is a dead man walking, so it seemed fitting to produce a Walking Dead-inspired poster for Halloween.\r\n\r\n"Delia has been scaring small children for years, so this poster should go down a treat across East Anglia."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich release Delia Smith Halloween poster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5001-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-30 10:37:25', '2016-10-30 10:37:25', '', 5001, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5001-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5004, 1, '2016-10-30 10:38:40', '2016-10-30 10:38:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/delia-smith-walking-dead-e1477823629837.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/delia-smith-walking-dead-e1477823629837.jpg" alt="Delia Smith Walking Dead poster" width="800" height="471" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5002" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nNorwich City have released a terrifying limited edition Halloween poster to celebrate their 5-0 horror show at Brighton yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nWicked Witch Delia Smith, who owns the hapless Norfolk club, features in the Walking Dead-style poster, which is available at the club shop for just £49.99 plus £15 postage.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Norwich spokesman said: "Our recent results have been horrifying - and being thrashed 5-0 at Brighton was the scariest thing we\'ve seen for years.\r\n\r\n"Our manager Alex Neil is a dead man walking, so it seemed fitting to produce a Walking Dead-inspired poster for Halloween.\r\n\r\n"Delia has been scaring small children for years, so this poster should go down a treat across East Anglia."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich release Delia Smith Halloween poster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5001-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-30 10:38:40', '2016-10-30 10:38:40', '', 5001, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5001-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5005, 1, '2016-10-30 10:42:54', '2016-10-30 10:42:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/delia-smith-walking-dead-e1477823629837.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/delia-smith-walking-dead-e1477823629837.jpg" alt="Delia Smith Walking Dead poster" width="800" height="471" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5002" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\n\nNorwich City have released a terrifying limited edition Halloween poster to celebrate their 5-0 horror show at Brighton yesterday.</b>\n\nWicked Witch Delia Smith, who owns the hapless Norfolk club, features in the Walking Dead-style poster, which is available fromthe club shop for just £49.99 plus £15 postage.\n\n\n<br>\nA Norwich spokesman said: "Our recent results have been horrifying - and being thrashed 5-0 at Brighton was the scariest thing we\'ve seen for years.\n\n"Our manager Alex Neil is a dead man walking, so it seemed fitting to produce a Walking Dead-inspired poster for Halloween.\n\n"Delia has been scaring small children for years, so this poster should go down a treat across East Anglia."\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich release Delia Smith Halloween poster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5001-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-10-30 10:42:54', '2016-10-30 10:42:54', '', 5001, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5001-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5006, 1, '2016-10-30 10:42:57', '2016-10-30 10:42:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/delia-smith-walking-dead-e1477823629837.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/delia-smith-walking-dead-e1477823629837.jpg" alt="Delia Smith Walking Dead poster" width="800" height="471" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5002" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nNorwich City have released a terrifying limited edition Halloween poster to celebrate their 5-0 horror show at Brighton yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nWicked Witch Delia Smith, who owns the hapless Norfolk club, features in the Walking Dead-style poster, which is available from the club shop for just £49.99 plus £15 postage.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Norwich spokesman said: "Our recent results have been horrifying - and being thrashed 5-0 at Brighton was the scariest thing we\'ve seen for years.\r\n\r\n"Our manager Alex Neil is a dead man walking, so it seemed fitting to produce a Walking Dead-inspired poster for Halloween.\r\n\r\n"Delia has been scaring small children for years, so this poster should go down a treat across East Anglia."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich release Delia Smith Halloween poster', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5001-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-30 10:42:57', '2016-10-30 10:42:57', '', 5001, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5001-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5010, 1, '2016-10-31 09:46:25', '2016-10-31 09:46:25', '<b>A teenager has been caught watching the television news, it emerged yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nBen Smith, 17, was sat in front of the 6pm BBC news and even appeared to be listening intently to the latest national and international events.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBen, a sixth-form student from Sudbury in Suffolk, is believed to be the first teenager in Britain to watch the news since Diana, Princess of Wales died in 1997.\r\n\r\nProud dad Brian said: "I was surprised because like most kids he normally shows no interest whatsoever in current affairs.\r\n\r\n"But there he was taking in the latest updates on EU Brexit talks and the US election. I thought perhaps he might be unwell, but he was actually fine."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ben-smith.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ben-smith.jpg" alt="Teenager who watched TV news" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5011" /></a><i>Informed: young television news viewer Ben Smith</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBen said: "I turned the telly on because I wanted to watch Love Island on catch-up. But I saw the news was on so I thought I would give it a try.\r\n\r\n"It\'s weird to discover there are real things going on in the world. And who knew there was a real country called Belgium!"\r\n\r\nMedia commentators were astounded, and claimed this could be the start of a new trend of youngsters giving a toss about anything other than reality television and social media.\r\n\r\n"Young Ben clearly has a bright future ahead of him," wrote Guardian columnist Dick Amore.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Teenager caught watching television news', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'teenager-caught-watching-television-news', '', '', '2016-11-01 09:02:39', '2016-11-01 09:02:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5010', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5012, 1, '2016-10-31 09:46:25', '2016-10-31 09:46:25', '<b>A teenager has been caught watching the television news, it emerged yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nBen Smith, 17, was sat in front of the 6pm BBC news and even appeared to be listening intently to the latest national and international events.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBen, a sixth-form student from Sudbury in Suffolk, is believed to be the first teenager in Britain to watch the news since Diana, Princess of Wales died in 1997.\r\n\r\nProud dad Brian said: "I was surprised because like most kids he normally shows no interest whatsoever in current affairs.\r\n\r\n"But there he was taking in the latest updates on EU Brexit talks and the US election. I thought perhaps he might be unwell, but he was actually fine."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ben-smith.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ben-smith.jpg" alt="Teenager who watched TV news" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5011" /></a><i>Informed: young television news viewer Ben Smith</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBen said: "I turned the telly on because I wanted to watch Love Island on catch-up. But I saw the news was on so I thought I give it a try.\r\n\r\n"It\'s weird to discover there are real things going on in the world. And who knew there was a real country called Belgium!"\r\n\r\nMedia commentators were astounded, and claimed this could be the start of a new trend of youngsters giving a toss about anything other than reality television and social media.\r\n\r\n"Young Ben clearly has a bright future ahead of him," wrote Guardian columnist Dick Amore.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Teenager caught watching television news', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5010-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-31 09:46:25', '2016-10-31 09:46:25', '', 5010, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5010-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5013, 1, '2016-10-31 09:47:34', '2016-10-31 09:47:34', '<b>A teenager has been caught watching the television news, it emerged yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nBen Smith, 17, was sat in front of the 6pm BBC news and even appeared to be listening intently to the latest national and international events.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBen, a sixth-form student from Sudbury in Suffolk, is believed to be the first teenager in Britain to watch the news since Diana, Princess of Wales died in 1997.\r\n\r\nProud dad Brian said: "I was surprised because like most kids he normally shows no interest whatsoever in current affairs.\r\n\r\n"But there he was taking in the latest updates on EU Brexit talks and the US election. I thought perhaps he might be unwell, but he was actually fine."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ben-smith.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ben-smith.jpg" alt="Teenager who watched TV news" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5011" /></a><i>Informed: young television news viewer Ben Smith</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBen said: "I turned the telly on because I wanted to watch Love Island on catch-up. But I saw the news was on so I thought I would give it a try.\r\n\r\n"It\'s weird to discover there are real things going on in the world. And who knew there was a real country called Belgium!"\r\n\r\nMedia commentators were astounded, and claimed this could be the start of a new trend of youngsters giving a toss about anything other than reality television and social media.\r\n\r\n"Young Ben clearly has a bright future ahead of him," wrote Guardian columnist Dick Amore.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Teenager caught watching television news', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5010-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-31 09:47:34', '2016-10-31 09:47:34', '', 5010, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5010-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5015, 0, '2016-10-31 12:21:20', '2016-10-31 12:21:20', 'The article on Mary Poppins and sugar is the most ridiculous thing I\'ve ever read! I can\'t believe this made it past the brainstorming table! Whoever is running this paper needs to do a better job of approving legitimate content. Picking on a 50 yr old movie and trying to draw such erroneous conclusions is insane! There is not a fat kid on this planet that can blame their obesity on a song from a children\'s classic...try looking at their parents or genetics! Seriously!!!\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Nicole Simpson\nAUTHOR EMAIL: nsimpson76@yahoo.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 172.68.59.195\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Nicole Simpson\n    [2_Email] =&gt; nsimpson76@yahoo.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; The article on Mary Poppins and sugar is the most ridiculous thing I\'ve ever read! I can\'t believe this made it past the brainstorming table! Whoever is running this paper needs to do a better job of approving legitimate content. Picking on a 50 yr old movie and trying to draw such erroneous conclusions is insane! There is not a fat kid on this planet that can blame their obesity on a song from a children\'s classic...try looking at their parents or genetics! Seriously!!!\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 8ac993b2c4be90766ade4b573492114c\n)\n', 'Nicole Simpson - 2016-10-31 12:21:20', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8ac993b2c4be90766ade4b573492114c', '', '', '2016-10-31 12:21:20', '2016-10-31 12:21:20', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5015', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5016, 1, '2016-11-01 09:02:00', '2016-11-01 09:02:00', '<b>The annual Suffolk Vole Tossing Championship went ahead at Saxmundham yesterday despite protests from animal rights campaigners.</b>\r\n\r\nNearly 50 protestors turned up for the popular vole tossing spectacle, which was won by local farmer Jim Devlin after he managed to hurl his pet vole Herbert 54 metres across the ploughed field course.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nVole tossing, which has been a tradition in rural East Anglia since the first recorded event in 1216, has attracted protests in recent years from campaigners who claim the sport is harmful to the small rodents.\r\n\r\nBut supporters insist it is rare for the voles to be injured - and that\'s only after a prolonged dry spell when the earth is hard.\r\n\r\nEach contestant is given three attempts to throw -- or toss -- his vole as far across the field as possible, using no run-up or artificial aids.\r\n\r\nMost catch the voles in traps in the days before the annual Suffolk Vole Tossing Championship, but some train their own voles for weeks to be more aerodynamic in the air.\r\n\r\nMr Devlin, 37, has trained Herbert for that very reason. He said: "When I throw him he tucks his little legs into his side so that he goes off like a bullet.\r\n\r\n"It\'s reckoned this gives me an extra three metres, because untrained voles tend to wave their limbs around in panic, and I\'m afraid that just slows them down."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/vole-tossing-e1477990363813.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/vole-tossing-e1477990363813.jpg" alt="Suffolk Vole Tossing champion, herbert" width="777" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5017" /></a><i>Valued vole: Herbert, who won the Vole Tossing Championship for Jim Devlin</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere were 46 entries in this year\'s championship, including seven women. Second to Mr Devlin was last year\'s winner Baz Dreyton, 33, from Leiston, while third was Alan Preece, 49, from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey all managed to complete the event without any trouble with the noisy protestors, who waved banners claiming the "sport" was cruel to voles.\r\n\r\nLizzie Day, chairperson of Save Our Voles, said: "This is a barbaric event. There is no control over how humanely the voles are trapped, and even if they are not injured there is no evidence they are not psychologically damaged by being thrown repeatedly through the air.\r\n\r\n"Although we are relieved no voles were apparently injured today, this has not always been the case."\r\n\r\nMost of the voles are released back into the wild after the championship, although those that show promise are usually kept in the hope they live long enough to compete again next year.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Vole Tossing Championship a success despite protests', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'vole-tossing-championship', '', '', '2016-11-02 09:17:21', '2016-11-02 09:17:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5016', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5018, 1, '2016-11-01 08:57:41', '2016-11-01 08:57:41', '<b>The annual Suffolk Vole Tossing Championship went ahead at Saxmundham yesterday despite protests from animal rights campaigners.</b>\r\n\r\nNearly 50 protestors turned up for the popular vole tossing spectacle, which was won by local farmer Jim Devlin after he managed to hurl his pet vole Herbert 54 metres across the ploughed field course.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nVole tossing, which has been a tradition in rural East Anglia since the first recorded event in 1216, has attracted protests in recent years from campaigners who claim the sport is harmful to the small rodents.\r\n\r\nBut supporters insist it is rare for the voles to be injured - and that\'s only after a prolonged dry spell when the earth is hard.\r\n\r\nEach contestant is given three attempts to throw -- or toss -- his vole as far across the field as possible, using no run-up or artificial aids.\r\n\r\nMost catch the voles in traps in the days before the annual Suffolk Vole Tossing Championship, but some train their own voles for weeks to be more aerodynamic in the air.\r\n\r\nMr Devlin, 37, has trained Herbert for that very reason. He said: "When I throw him he tucks his little legs into his side so that he goes off like a bullet.\r\n\r\n"It\'s reckoned this gives me an extra three metres, because untrained voles tend to wave their limbs around in panic, and I\'m afraid that just slows them down."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/vole-tossing-e1477990363813.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/vole-tossing-e1477990363813.jpg" alt="Suffolk Vole Tossing champion, herbert" width="777" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5017" /></a><i>Valued vole: Herbert, who won the Vole Tossing Championship for Jim Devlin</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere were 46 entries in this year\'s championship, including seven women. Second to Mr Devlin was last year\'s winner Baz Dreyton, 33, from Leiston, while third was Alan Preece, 49, from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey all managed to complete the event without any trouble with the noisy protestors, who waved banners claiming the "sport" was cruel to voles.\r\n\r\nLizzie Day, chairperson of Save Our Voles, said: "This is a barbaric event. There is no control over how humanely the voles are trapped, and even if they are not injured there is no evidence they are not psychologically damaged by being thrown repeatedly through the air.\r\n\r\n"Although we are relieved no voles were apprently injured today, this has not always been the case."\r\n\r\nMost of the voles are released back into the wild after the championship, although those that show promise are usually kept in the hope they live long enough to compete again next year.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Vole Tossing Championship a success despite protests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5016-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-01 08:57:41', '2016-11-01 08:57:41', '', 5016, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5016-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5019, 1, '2016-11-01 08:58:16', '2016-11-01 08:58:16', '<b>The annual Suffolk Vole Tossing Championship went ahead at Saxmundham yesterday despite protests from animal rights campaigners.</b>\r\n\r\nNearly 50 protestors turned up for the popular vole tossing spectacle, which was won by local farmer Jim Devlin after he managed to hurl his pet vole Herbert 54 metres across the ploughed field course.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nVole tossing, which has been a tradition in rural East Anglia since the first recorded event in 1216, has attracted protests in recent years from campaigners who claim the sport is harmful to the small rodents.\r\n\r\nBut supporters insist it is rare for the voles to be injured - and that\'s only after a prolonged dry spell when the earth is hard.\r\n\r\nEach contestant is given three attempts to throw -- or toss -- his vole as far across the field as possible, using no run-up or artificial aids.\r\n\r\nMost catch the voles in traps in the days before the annual Suffolk Vole Tossing Championship, but some train their own voles for weeks to be more aerodynamic in the air.\r\n\r\nMr Devlin, 37, has trained Herbert for that very reason. He said: "When I throw him he tucks his little legs into his side so that he goes off like a bullet.\r\n\r\n"It\'s reckoned this gives me an extra three metres, because untrained voles tend to wave their limbs around in panic, and I\'m afraid that just slows them down."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/vole-tossing-e1477990363813.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/vole-tossing-e1477990363813.jpg" alt="Suffolk Vole Tossing champion, herbert" width="777" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5017" /></a><i>Valued vole: Herbert, who won the Vole Tossing Championship for Jim Devlin</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere were 46 entries in this year\'s championship, including seven women. Second to Mr Devlin was last year\'s winner Baz Dreyton, 33, from Leiston, while third was Alan Preece, 49, from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey all managed to complete the event without any trouble with the noisy protestors, who waved banners claiming the "sport" was cruel to voles.\r\n\r\nLizzie Day, chairperson of Save Our Voles, said: "This is a barbaric event. There is no control over how humanely the voles are trapped, and even if they are not injured there is no evidence they are not psychologically damaged by being thrown repeatedly through the air.\r\n\r\n"Although we are relieved no voles were apprently injured today, this has not always been the case."\r\n\r\nMost of the voles are released back into the wild after the championship, although those that show promise are usually kept in the hope they live long enough to compete again next year.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Vole Tossing Championship success despite protests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5016-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-01 08:58:16', '2016-11-01 08:58:16', '', 5016, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5016-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5020, 1, '2016-11-01 09:00:12', '2016-11-01 09:00:12', '<b>The annual Suffolk Vole Tossing Championship went ahead at Saxmundham yesterday despite protests from animal rights campaigners.</b>\r\n\r\nNearly 50 protestors turned up for the popular vole tossing spectacle, which was won by local farmer Jim Devlin after he managed to hurl his pet vole Herbert 54 metres across the ploughed field course.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nVole tossing, which has been a tradition in rural East Anglia since the first recorded event in 1216, has attracted protests in recent years from campaigners who claim the sport is harmful to the small rodents.\r\n\r\nBut supporters insist it is rare for the voles to be injured - and that\'s only after a prolonged dry spell when the earth is hard.\r\n\r\nEach contestant is given three attempts to throw -- or toss -- his vole as far across the field as possible, using no run-up or artificial aids.\r\n\r\nMost catch the voles in traps in the days before the annual Suffolk Vole Tossing Championship, but some train their own voles for weeks to be more aerodynamic in the air.\r\n\r\nMr Devlin, 37, has trained Herbert for that very reason. He said: "When I throw him he tucks his little legs into his side so that he goes off like a bullet.\r\n\r\n"It\'s reckoned this gives me an extra three metres, because untrained voles tend to wave their limbs around in panic, and I\'m afraid that just slows them down."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/vole-tossing-e1477990363813.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/vole-tossing-e1477990363813.jpg" alt="Suffolk Vole Tossing champion, herbert" width="777" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5017" /></a><i>Valued vole: Herbert, who won the Vole Tossing Championship for Jim Devlin</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere were 46 entries in this year\'s championship, including seven women. Second to Mr Devlin was last year\'s winner Baz Dreyton, 33, from Leiston, while third was Alan Preece, 49, from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey all managed to complete the event without any trouble with the noisy protestors, who waved banners claiming the "sport" was cruel to voles.\r\n\r\nLizzie Day, chairperson of Save Our Voles, said: "This is a barbaric event. There is no control over how humanely the voles are trapped, and even if they are not injured there is no evidence they are not psychologically damaged by being thrown repeatedly through the air.\r\n\r\n"Although we are relieved no voles were apprently injured today, this has not always been the case."\r\n\r\nMost of the voles are released back into the wild after the championship, although those that show promise are usually kept in the hope they live long enough to compete again next year.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Vole Tossing Championship a success despite protests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5016-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-01 09:00:12', '2016-11-01 09:00:12', '', 5016, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5016-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5021, 1, '2016-11-01 09:13:38', '2016-11-01 09:13:38', '<b>The annual Suffolk Vole Tossing Championship went ahead at Saxmundham yesterday despite protests from animal rights campaigners.</b>\r\n\r\nNearly 50 protestors turned up for the popular vole tossing spectacle, which was won by local farmer Jim Devlin after he managed to hurl his pet vole Herbert 54 metres across the ploughed field course.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nVole tossing, which has been a tradition in rural East Anglia since the first recorded event in 1216, has attracted protests in recent years from campaigners who claim the sport is harmful to the small rodents.\r\n\r\nBut supporters insist it is rare for the voles to be injured - and that\'s only after a prolonged dry spell when the earth is hard.\r\n\r\nEach contestant is given three attempts to throw -- or toss -- his vole as far across the field as possible, using no run-up or artificial aids.\r\n\r\nMost catch the voles in traps in the days before the annual Suffolk Vole Tossing Championship, but some train their own voles for weeks to be more aerodynamic in the air.\r\n\r\nMr Devlin, 37, has trained Herbert for that very reason. He said: "When I throw him he tucks his little legs into his side so that he goes off like a bullet.\r\n\r\n"It\'s reckoned this gives me an extra three metres, because untrained voles tend to wave their limbs around in panic, and I\'m afraid that just slows them down."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/vole-tossing-e1477990363813.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/vole-tossing-e1477990363813.jpg" alt="Suffolk Vole Tossing champion, herbert" width="777" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5017" /></a><i>Valued vole: Herbert, who won the Vole Tossing Championship for Jim Devlin</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere were 46 entries in this year\'s championship, including seven women. Second to Mr Devlin was last year\'s winner Baz Dreyton, 33, from Leiston, while third was Alan Preece, 49, from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey all managed to complete the event without any trouble with the noisy protestors, who waved banners claiming the "sport" was cruel to voles.\r\n\r\nLizzie Day, chairperson of Save Our Voles, said: "This is a barbaric event. There is no control over how humanely the voles are trapped, and even if they are not injured there is no evidence they are not psychologically damaged by being thrown repeatedly through the air.\r\n\r\n"Although we are relieved no voles were apparently injured today, this has not always been the case."\r\n\r\nMost of the voles are released back into the wild after the championship, although those that show promise are usually kept in the hope they live long enough to compete again next year.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Vole Tossing Championship a success despite protests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5016-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-01 09:13:38', '2016-11-01 09:13:38', '', 5016, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5016-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5023, 1, '2016-11-02 09:16:54', '2016-11-02 09:16:54', '<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe English and German football associations have been fined by Fifa because the famous Christmas Day match between opposing World War One troops was "a political statement".</strong>\r\n\r\nFifa, a proud and squeaky-clean guardian of world football, caused a storm by banning England and Scotland players from wearing poppies on their shirts during the Armistice Day World Cup qualifier on November 11, 2016.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDespite the poppy being a symbol of remembering the fallen heroes of conflict, Fifa deemed it inappropriate on a football shirt - even though hundreds of thousands from both countries have perished side-by-side in battle.\r\n\r\nNow Fifa has taken its tough stance even further with a retrospective £50,000 fine for England and Germany following events 102 years ago.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg" alt="Christmas Day truce football" width="800" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5024" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Fifa spokesman said: "It has come to our attention that on Christmas Day in 1914 opposing allied and German troops on the front line put down their weapons, crossed into No Man\'s Land and enjoyed a game of football.\r\n\r\n"This was not only an unsanctioned international match, but also it was clearly a politically motivated statement. This is simply not allowed, and such humanity and compassion goes against everything we stand for."\r\n\r\nFifa\'s latest daft ruling infuriated football supporters, war veterans and politicians. World War Two veteran Alan Jones-McSmith, 93, from Ipswich in Suffolk, said: "Fifa is a corrupt waste of space. They can stick their poppy ruling and fine where it hurts."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the English FA said: "The Christmas Truce match is one of those iconic moments in history, showing football can provide compassion and comradeship at a time when everything around it is going to hell.\r\n\r\n"Fifa is proving yet again how out of touch it is with not just football fans, but decent people everywhere."', 'Now Fifa fines England and Germany over WW1 Christmas match', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'fifa-christmas-day-football', '', '', '2017-12-24 13:51:03', '2017-12-24 13:51:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5023', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5025, 1, '2016-11-02 09:14:33', '2016-11-02 09:14:33', '<b>The English and German football associations have been fined by Fifa because the famous Christmas Day match between opposing World War One troops was "a political statement".</b>\r\n\r\nFifa, a proud and squeaky-clean guardian of world football, caused a storm this week by banning England and Scotland players from wearing poppies on their shirts during the Armistice Day World Cup qualifier on November 11.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nDespite the poppy being a symbol of remembering the fallen heroes of conflict, Fifa deemed it inappropriate on a football shirt - even though hundreds of thousands from both countries have perished in battle.\r\n\r\nNow Fifa has taken its tough stance even further with a retrospective £50,000 fine for England and Germany following events 102 years ago.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg" alt="Christmas Day truce football" width="800" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5024" /></a><i>Kickabout: German and allied troops enjoyed a Christmas Day match in 1914 during an unofficial ceasefire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Fifa spokesman said: "It has come to our attention that on Christmas Day in 1914 opposing allied and German troops on the front line put down their weapons, crossed into No Man\'s Land and enjoyed a game of football.\r\n\r\n"This was not only an unsanctioned international match, but also it was clearly a politically motivated statement. This is simply not allowed, and such humanity and compassion goes against everything we stand for."\r\n\r\nFifa\'s latest daft ruling infuriated football supporters, war veterans and politicians. World War Two veteran Alan Jones-McSmith, 93, from Ipswich in Suffolk, said: "Fifa is a corrupt waste of space. They can stick their poppy ruling and fine where it hurts."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the English FA said: "The Christmas Truce match is one of those iconic moments in history, showing football can provide compassion and comradeship at a time when everything around it is going to hell.\r\n\r\n"Fifa is proving yet again how out of touch it is with not just football fans, but decent people everywhere."\r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Now Fifa fines England and Germany over WW1 Christmas match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5023-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-02 09:14:33', '2016-11-02 09:14:33', '', 5023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5026, 1, '2016-11-02 09:15:43', '2016-11-02 09:15:43', '<b>The English and German football associations have been fined by Fifa because the famous Christmas Day match between opposing World War One troops was "a political statement".</b>\r\n\r\nFifa, a proud and squeaky-clean guardian of world football, caused a storm this week by banning England and Scotland players from wearing poppies on their shirts during the Armistice Day World Cup qualifier on November 11.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nDespite the poppy being a symbol of remembering the fallen heroes of conflict, Fifa deemed it inappropriate on a football shirt - even though hundreds of thousands from both countries have perished side-by-side in battle.\r\n\r\nNow Fifa has taken its tough stance even further with a retrospective £50,000 fine for England and Germany following events 102 years ago.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg" alt="Christmas Day truce football" width="800" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5024" /></a><i>Kickabout: German and allied troops enjoyed a Christmas Day match in 1914 during an unofficial ceasefire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Fifa spokesman said: "It has come to our attention that on Christmas Day in 1914 opposing allied and German troops on the front line put down their weapons, crossed into No Man\'s Land and enjoyed a game of football.\r\n\r\n"This was not only an unsanctioned international match, but also it was clearly a politically motivated statement. This is simply not allowed, and such humanity and compassion goes against everything we stand for."\r\n\r\nFifa\'s latest daft ruling infuriated football supporters, war veterans and politicians. World War Two veteran Alan Jones-McSmith, 93, from Ipswich in Suffolk, said: "Fifa is a corrupt waste of space. They can stick their poppy ruling and fine where it hurts."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the English FA said: "The Christmas Truce match is one of those iconic moments in history, showing football can provide compassion and comradeship at a time when everything around it is going to hell.\r\n\r\n"Fifa is proving yet again how out of touch it is with not just football fans, but decent people everywhere."\r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Now Fifa fines England and Germany over WW1 Christmas match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5023-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-02 09:15:43', '2016-11-02 09:15:43', '', 5023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5028, 1, '2016-11-02 10:05:21', '2016-11-02 10:05:21', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe English and German football associations have been fined by Fifa because the famous Christmas Day match between opposing World War One troops was "a political statement".</b>\r\n\r\nFifa, a proud and squeaky-clean guardian of world football, caused a storm this week by banning England and Scotland players from wearing poppies on their shirts during the Armistice Day World Cup qualifier on November 11.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nDespite the poppy being a symbol of remembering the fallen heroes of conflict, Fifa deemed it inappropriate on a football shirt - even though hundreds of thousands from both countries have perished side-by-side in battle.\r\n\r\nNow Fifa has taken its tough stance even further with a retrospective £50,000 fine for England and Germany following events 102 years ago.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-day-football-truce-e1478077437880.jpg" alt="Christmas Day truce football" width="800" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5024" /></a><i>Kickabout: German and allied troops enjoyed a Christmas Day match in 1914 during an unofficial ceasefire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Fifa spokesman said: "It has come to our attention that on Christmas Day in 1914 opposing allied and German troops on the front line put down their weapons, crossed into No Man\'s Land and enjoyed a game of football.\r\n\r\n"This was not only an unsanctioned international match, but also it was clearly a politically motivated statement. This is simply not allowed, and such humanity and compassion goes against everything we stand for."\r\n\r\nFifa\'s latest daft ruling infuriated football supporters, war veterans and politicians. World War Two veteran Alan Jones-McSmith, 93, from Ipswich in Suffolk, said: "Fifa is a corrupt waste of space. They can stick their poppy ruling and fine where it hurts."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the English FA said: "The Christmas Truce match is one of those iconic moments in history, showing football can provide compassion and comradeship at a time when everything around it is going to hell.\r\n\r\n"Fifa is proving yet again how out of touch it is with not just football fans, but decent people everywhere."\r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Now Fifa fines England and Germany over WW1 Christmas match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5023-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-02 10:05:21', '2016-11-02 10:05:21', '', 5023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5034, 1, '2016-11-03 11:17:56', '2016-11-03 11:17:56', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/man-flu-e1478171572802.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/man-flu-e1478171572802.jpg" alt="Man Flu" width="800" height="535" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5035" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nHave you had Man Flu or do you fear being struck down by this terrifying disease? Help is at hand at a new counselling and therapy clinic in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\n"We\'ve only been open a few days and we\'ve already had full sessions. But clients can put their name on the list and we will try to fit them in," said Dr Ivor Coff.\r\n\r\n"We have had men who keep getting flashbacks to their flu days, some keep \'seeing\' snot all over the TV remote and all over the sofa, others recall the day they ran out of mansize tissues, others have never actually had the illness but fear it so much they can\'t function.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"Many victims have told us their relationships were ruined by Man Flu, with their wives or girlfriends thinking they were over-acting as they writhed on the floor or got tangled in the bed sheets as they howled in pain.\r\n\r\n"We can support and offer self-help therapies for those who have Borderline Man-Flu - or those with Lemsip addiction," said Dr Coff at the Norwich Road clinic, where our reporter saw weak, huddled victims rocking back and forth as they moaned in agony.\r\n\r\n"We urge men not to come to the clinic if they are in full flow of Man-Flu as we need to protect those in the recovery stage. Anyone wishing to make donations or attend can go this our special <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Man-Flu Research Fund</a> page."\r\n\r\nHowever, some women in the area are not quite so sure about the Man Flu clinic. One furious wife said: "They complain they have flu, but it\'s a tissue of lies. Us ladies wouldn\'t even class it as a cold."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man Flu counsellors open Suffolk clinic', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'man-flu-clinic', '', '', '2016-11-04 10:00:04', '2016-11-04 10:00:04', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5034', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5036, 1, '2016-11-03 11:15:47', '2016-11-03 11:15:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/man-flu-e1478171572802.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/man-flu-e1478171572802.jpg" alt="Man Flu" width="800" height="535" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5035" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nHave you had Man Flu or do you fear being struck down by this terrifying disease? Help is at hand at a new counselling and therapy clinic in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\n"We\'ve only been open a few days and we\'ve already had full sessions. But clients can put their name on the list and we will try to fit them in," said Dr Ivor Coff.\r\n\r\n"We have had men who keep getting flashbacks to their flu days, some keep \'seeing\' snot all over the TV remote and all over the sofa, others recall the day they ran out of mansize tissues, others have never actually had the illness but fear it so much they can\'t function.\r\n\r\n"Many victims have told us their relationships were ruined by Man-Flu, with their wives or girlfriends thinking they were over-acting as they writhed on the floor or got tangled in the bed sheets as they howled in pain.\r\n\r\n"We can support and offer self-help therapies for those who have Borderline Man-Flu - or those with Lemsip addiction," said Dr Coff at the Norwich Road clinic, where our reporter saw weak, huddled victims rocking back and forth as they moaned in agony.\r\n\r\n"We urge men not to come to the clinic if they are in full flow of Man-Flu as we need to protect those in the recovery stage. Anyone wishing to make donations or attend can go this our special <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Man-Flu Research Fund</a> page."\r\n\r\nHowever, some women in the area are not quite so sure about the Man-Flu clinic. One furious wife said: "They complain they have flu, but it\'s a tissue of lies."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man Flu counsellors open Suffolk clinic', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5034-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-03 11:15:47', '2016-11-03 11:15:47', '', 5034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5034-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5037, 1, '2016-11-03 11:17:56', '2016-11-03 11:17:56', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/man-flu-e1478171572802.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/man-flu-e1478171572802.jpg" alt="Man Flu" width="800" height="535" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5035" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nHave you had Man Flu or do you fear being struck down by this terrifying disease? Help is at hand at a new counselling and therapy clinic in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\n"We\'ve only been open a few days and we\'ve already had full sessions. But clients can put their name on the list and we will try to fit them in," said Dr Ivor Coff.\r\n\r\n"We have had men who keep getting flashbacks to their flu days, some keep \'seeing\' snot all over the TV remote and all over the sofa, others recall the day they ran out of mansize tissues, others have never actually had the illness but fear it so much they can\'t function.\r\n\r\n"Many victims have told us their relationships were ruined by Man Flu, with their wives or girlfriends thinking they were over-acting as they writhed on the floor or got tangled in the bed sheets as they howled in pain.\r\n\r\n"We can support and offer self-help therapies for those who have Borderline Man-Flu - or those with Lemsip addiction," said Dr Coff at the Norwich Road clinic, where our reporter saw weak, huddled victims rocking back and forth as they moaned in agony.\r\n\r\n"We urge men not to come to the clinic if they are in full flow of Man-Flu as we need to protect those in the recovery stage. Anyone wishing to make donations or attend can go this our special <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Man-Flu Research Fund</a> page."\r\n\r\nHowever, some women in the area are not quite so sure about the Man Flu clinic. One furious wife said: "They complain they have flu, but it\'s a tissue of lies. Us ladies wouldn\'t even class it as a cold."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man Flu counsellors open Suffolk clinic', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5034-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-03 11:17:56', '2016-11-03 11:17:56', '', 5034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5034-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5038, 1, '2016-11-03 12:07:08', '2016-11-03 12:07:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/man-flu-e1478171572802.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/man-flu-e1478171572802.jpg" alt="Man Flu" width="800" height="535" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5035" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nHave you had Man Flu or do you fear being struck down by this terrifying disease? Help is at hand at a new counselling and therapy clinic in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\n"We\'ve only been open a few days and we\'ve already had full sessions. But clients can put their name on the list and we will try to fit them in," said Dr Ivor Coff.\r\n\r\n"We have had men who keep getting flashbacks to their flu days, some keep \'seeing\' snot all over the TV remote and all over the sofa, others recall the day they ran out of mansize tissues, others have never actually had the illness but fear it so much they can\'t function.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"Many victims have told us their relationships were ruined by Man Flu, with their wives or girlfriends thinking they were over-acting as they writhed on the floor or got tangled in the bed sheets as they howled in pain.\r\n\r\n"We can support and offer self-help therapies for those who have Borderline Man-Flu - or those with Lemsip addiction," said Dr Coff at the Norwich Road clinic, where our reporter saw weak, huddled victims rocking back and forth as they moaned in agony.\r\n\r\n"We urge men not to come to the clinic if they are in full flow of Man-Flu as we need to protect those in the recovery stage. Anyone wishing to make donations or attend can go this our special <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Man-Flu Research Fund</a> page."\r\n\r\nHowever, some women in the area are not quite so sure about the Man Flu clinic. One furious wife said: "They complain they have flu, but it\'s a tissue of lies. Us ladies wouldn\'t even class it as a cold."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man Flu counsellors open Suffolk clinic', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5034-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-03 12:07:08', '2016-11-03 12:07:08', '', 5034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5034-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5039, 0, '2016-11-03 21:19:46', '2016-11-03 21:19:46', 'I just read your article about FIFA which is total bs by the way. I just wanted to comment on your delightful cautionary message. I would buy you a beer if I were a bit closer. Thanks for the giggle.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Leslie Price\nAUTHOR EMAIL: catwillow9@aol.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 173.245.51.109\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Leslie Price \n    [2_Email] =&gt; catwillow9@aol.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; I just read your article about FIFA which is total bs by the way. I just wanted to comment on your delightful cautionary message. I would buy you a beer if I were a bit closer. Thanks for the giggle. \n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 5ffa815f8d2dffdb084747d50cd9a2e5\n)\n', 'Leslie Price - 2016-11-03 21:19:46', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5ffa815f8d2dffdb084747d50cd9a2e5', '', '', '2016-11-03 21:19:46', '2016-11-03 21:19:46', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5039', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5040, 1, '2016-11-04 09:12:23', '2016-11-04 09:12:23', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police have released an e-fit of four men they want to question after bags of turnips were stolen from a barn.</b>\r\n\r\nThe suspects were seen running away from Bubba Spuckler\'s small holding near Downham Market, each with a bulging sack over their shoulders.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOfficers were called to the area by Betty-Lou, who is Mr Spuckler\'s sister and the mother of their eight children, after she spotted four men vaulting over a brick wall into the fields behind her yard.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "Unfortunately, Miss Spuckler said the four men had no distinguishing marks or features, and looked very much like every other man in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"But she did manage to build this e-fit image with our police artist, and we hope it may help jolt someone\'s memory or conscience. The turnips were not worth a great deal, but Mr Spuckler tells us they were of great sentimental value."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/norfolk-people.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/norfolk-people.jpg" alt="Norfolk Police wanted" width="283" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5041" /></a><i>Have you seen these Norfolk men?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "If anyone recognises any of the men, they are urged to contact their local police station immediately. Criminals should know we no have a zero tolerance policy to rural crime - which is why we <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-police-pitchforks/">armed all our officers with pitchforks</a>."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler and his sister were too upset to comment when contacted by the Suffolk Gazette yesterday, although we understand they are "comforting each other".\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk Police issue e-fit of turnip thieves', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-police-wanted', '', '', '2016-11-04 10:50:10', '2016-11-04 10:50:10', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5040', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5042, 1, '2016-11-04 09:10:41', '2016-11-04 09:10:41', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police have released an e-fit of four men they want to question after bags of turnips were stolen from a barn.</b>\r\n\r\nThe suspects were seen running away from Bubba Spuckler\'s small holding near Downham Market, each with a bulging sack over their shoulders.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOfficers were called to the area by Betty-Lou, who is Mr Spuckler\'s sister and the mother of their eight children, after she spotted four men vaulting over a brick wall into the fields behind her yard.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "Unfortunately, Miss Spuckler said the four men had no distinguishing marks or features, and looked very much like every other man in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"But she did manage to build this e-fit image with our police artist, and we hope it may help jolt someone\'s memory or conscience. The turnips were not worth a great deal, but Mr Spuckler tells us they were of great sentimental value."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/norfolk-people.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/norfolk-people.jpg" alt="Norfolk Police wanted" width="283" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5041" /></a><i>Have you seen these Norfolk men?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "If anyone recognises any of the men, they are urged to contact their local police station immediately. Criminals should know we no have a zero tolerance policy to rural crime - which is why we <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-police-pitchforks/">armed all our officers with pitchforks</a>."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler and his sister were too upset to comment when contacted by the Suffolk Gazette yesterday, although we understand they are "comforting each other".\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk Police issue e-fit of turnip thieves', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5040-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-04 09:10:41', '2016-11-04 09:10:41', '', 5040, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5043, 1, '2016-11-04 10:49:30', '2016-11-04 10:49:30', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/guy-fawkes.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5044" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/guy-fawkes.jpg" alt="Guy Fawkes" width="618" height="416" /></a></center>\n\n<b>Guy Fawkes was a dangerous Brexiteer who wanted to blow up Parliament in case it blocked Britain\'s exit from Europe, it emerged today.</b>\n\nMr Fawkes was furious when he learnt MPs would now vote before the Government invoked Article 50 - and decided it was best to blow the House of Commons to pieces instead.\n\n\n\nThe 35-year-old, who was born in York but has a holiday home in Suffolk, told pals: "This is an outrageous decision by the courts - there will be fireworks."\n\nBut his cunning plot was thwarted when a Remain-voting shopkeeper became suspicious when Mr Fawkes asked to buy 1,000 kilograms of gunpowder.\n\nAnti-terrorist police raided his terraced house and arrested him before seizing 100 rockets, 50 Catherine wheels, 75 bangers and some sparklers.\n\n<b>\'Bang\'</b>\n\nA police spokesman said: "It was a deadly cache capable of making any early November evening go off with a bang. Mr Fawkes may have wanted to leave Europe as soon as possible, but blowing up Parliament is no way to make that happen sooner."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nGovernment officials were delighted the so-called Gunpowder Plot had been foiled. Lorraine Fisher, 34, a spokesperson for Prime Minister Theresa May, said: "Brexit has raised tensions in the country, and we cannot risk having a Civil War on our hands. Everyone needs to calm down."\n\nMs Fisher said that to celebrate a new era of togetherness, the country would celebrate Mr Fawkes\' arrest with a pyrotechnic display on November 5.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Brexit voter Guy Fawkes \'plotted to blow up Parliament\' over EU vote row', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'guy-fawkes-parliament', '', '', '2019-03-21 11:40:47', '2019-03-21 11:40:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5043', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5045, 1, '2016-11-04 10:46:22', '2016-11-04 10:46:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/guy-fawkes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/guy-fawkes.jpg" alt="Guy Fawkes" width="618" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5044" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Guy Fawkes was a dangerous Brexiteer who wanted to blow up Parliament in case it blocked Britain\'s exit from Europe, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Fawkes was furious when he learnt MPs would now vote before the Government invoked Article 50 - and decided it was best to blow the House of Commons to pieces instead.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe 35-year-old, who was born in York but has a holiday home in Suffolk, told pals: "This is an outrageous decision by the courts - there will be fireworks."\r\n\r\nBut his cunning plot was thwarted when a Remain-voting shopkeeper became suspicious when Mr Fawkes asked to buy 1,000 kilograms of gunpowder.\r\n\r\nAnti-terrorist police raided his terraced house and arrested him before seizing 100 rockets, 50 Catherine wheels, 75 bangers and some sparklers.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "It was a deadly cache capable of making any early November evening go off with a bang. Mr Fawkes may have wanted to leave Europe as soon as possible, but blowing up Parliament is no way to make that happen sooner."\r\n\r\n<b>Pyrotechnic display</b>\r\n\r\nGovernment officials were delighted the so-called Gunpowder Plot had been foiled. A spokesman for Prime Minister Theresa May said: "Brexit has raised tensions in the country, and we cannot risk having a Civil War on our hands. Everyone needs to calm down."\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said that to celebrate a new era of togetherness, the country would celebrate Mr Fawkes\' arrest with a pyrotechnic display on November 5.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Brexit voter Guy Fawkes \'plotted to blow up Parliament\' over EU vote row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5043-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-04 10:46:22', '2016-11-04 10:46:22', '', 5043, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5043-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5046, 1, '2016-11-04 10:49:30', '2016-11-04 10:49:30', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/guy-fawkes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/guy-fawkes.jpg" alt="Guy Fawkes" width="618" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5044" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Guy Fawkes was a dangerous Brexiteer who wanted to blow up Parliament in case it blocked Britain\'s exit from Europe, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Fawkes was furious when he learnt MPs would now vote before the Government invoked Article 50 - and decided it was best to blow the House of Commons to pieces instead.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe 35-year-old, who was born in York but has a holiday home in Suffolk, told pals: "This is an outrageous decision by the courts - there will be fireworks."\r\n\r\nBut his cunning plot was thwarted when a Remain-voting shopkeeper became suspicious when Mr Fawkes asked to buy 1,000 kilograms of gunpowder.\r\n\r\nAnti-terrorist police raided his terraced house and arrested him before seizing 100 rockets, 50 Catherine wheels, 75 bangers and some sparklers.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Bang\'</b>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "It was a deadly cache capable of making any early November evening go off with a bang. Mr Fawkes may have wanted to leave Europe as soon as possible, but blowing up Parliament is no way to make that happen sooner."\r\n\r\nGovernment officials were delighted the so-called Gunpowder Plot had been foiled. A spokesman for Prime Minister Theresa May said: "Brexit has raised tensions in the country, and we cannot risk having a Civil War on our hands. Everyone needs to calm down."\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said that to celebrate a new era of togetherness, the country would celebrate Mr Fawkes\' arrest with a pyrotechnic display on November 5.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Brexit voter Guy Fawkes \'plotted to blow up Parliament\' over EU vote row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5043-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-04 10:49:30', '2016-11-04 10:49:30', '', 5043, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5043-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5047, 1, '2016-11-04 11:01:35', '2016-11-04 11:01:35', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTheir festive displays have dazzled and delighted the people of Ipswich for years, but now two neighbours have appeared in court after coming to blows over who has the best Christmas decorations.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry Knight and Sam Allardyce, who live next to each other in Bolton Lane, began fighting on the street as allegations flew about the sabotage of an eight-foot blow-up Father Christmas and the crude vandalism of a huge flashing rooftop \'Santa Stop Here!\' sign.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nRetired Knight, 63, and fitness coach Allardyce, 54, pleaded guilty at Ipswich Magistrates Court to affray, while charges of criminal damage against both men were dropped.\r\n\r\nThe court heard how for 20 years each man had tried to outdo the other with increasingly gaudy Christmas decorations featuring huge Santas, reindeers and sleighs, thousands of lights and even carol music.\r\n\r\nTristan Blom, prosecuting, told the court the pair\'s competitive spirit soured last week when Knight\'s eight-foot inflatable Santa, which stood proudly by his front door, was apparently slashed with a knife\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Allardyce\'s huge \'Santa Stop Here!\' rooftop display was rearranged by a trespasser to say simply: \'Shat!\'.\r\n\r\nBoth men accused each other in a furious confrontation in the street before they began trading blows in front of startled passers-by. Each suffered cuts and bruises but were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nMr Blom added that police intervened and the pair had since begrudgingly made up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2244"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" alt="christmas-decorations" width="422" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2244" /></a></center><center><i>Ho! Ho! No! - Knight\'s Bolton Lane home</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nJames Spicer, for Knight, told the court: "My client is ashamed of his actions. He has enjoyed putting up his Christmas display each year, but it became something of a competition with his neighbour.\r\n\r\n"Every December they would put more and more decorations up, getting brighter, bigger and louder each year. Sadly the Christmas spirit seems to have deserted them this time because items started going missing or being tampered with.\r\n\r\n"Mr Knight realises he has embarrassed his family and has offered to put up some extra decorations for Mr Allardyce as a peace offering."\r\n\r\nAllardyce\'s lawyer, Hannah Fern, said: "My client would like to apologise to the court and to the people of Ipswich. He admits he stabbed the Santa because he assumed it was Mr Knight who wrote \'Shat!\' on his roof.\r\n\r\n"Mr Allardyce was so ashamed that he has moved temporarily to Sunderland in order to distance himself from further trouble. He does appreciate Mr Knight\'s hand of friendship, and admits next year they will probably work together for a joint Christmas display."\r\n\r\nMagistrates ordered both men to carry out 20 hours of community service and pay £60 costs. Chairman of the bench, Russel Farquar-Harrisson said: "Let this be a lesson to you." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Christmas decorations feud lands neighbours in court', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2243-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-04 11:01:35', '2016-11-04 11:01:35', '', 2243, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2243-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5048, 0, '2016-11-05 09:50:57', '2016-11-05 09:50:57', 'Hi,\r\n\r\nWould you accept an article about the controversial proposal for a direct train line between Ipswich and London Liverpool Street?\r\n\r\nBest wishes,\r\n\r\nEzra\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Ezra Hewing\nAUTHOR EMAIL: ezrahewing@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.65\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Ezra Hewing\n    [2_Email] =&gt; ezrahewing@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi,\r\n\r\nWould you accept an article about the controversial proposal for a direct train line between Ipswich and London Liverpool Street?\r\n\r\nBest wishes,\r\n\r\nEzra\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; e5e2618c44f738166d49f79c3986f027\n)\n', 'Ezra Hewing - 2016-11-05 09:50:57', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'e5e2618c44f738166d49f79c3986f027', '', '', '2016-11-05 09:50:57', '2016-11-05 09:50:57', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5048', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5049, 1, '2016-11-05 11:34:48', '2016-11-05 11:34:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>The man along the road was quite cross the other day when I asked if I could take a photo of his cock. He looked at me as though I was some kind of pervert. He has a magnificent specimen. I can see it when it hangs out at the end of the garden if I peep through the fence.</b>\r\n\r\nAnyway, I needed a photo as reference for a painting I was doing called The Joy of Cocks. You see, as well as being an expert gardening writer, I\'m also a dab hand with the watercolours.\r\n\r\nSo I took the photo of the cock anyway.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThen I selected my colours. Those of you who paint may like to know the palette I selected: Alizarin crimson, ochre, indigo, Winsor Blue and Phthalo Green. It took me several hours, painting on Bockingford 140lb NOT paper (you see what a know all I am). But it was well worth the effort as you can see from the resulting piece of fine art.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/six-toed-cockerel-e1478344516639.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/six-toed-cockerel-e1478344516639.jpg" alt="Six toed cockerel" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5050" /></a><i>Just look at the fine brush strokes on my cock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nKeeping chickens has become quite a trend to enhance the garden, with people buying little houses for them, painted in Farrow and Ball heritage colours like their famed Mouseback, Mouldy Cheese Green, His Lordship\'s Snot and Hint of Diarrhoea.\r\n\r\nI\'m sure it makes a great difference to the cockerels and hens that they have the status of a page from Country Living magazine rather than a common-or-garden nailed up shed thing from the pages of a 1950s Daily Eggspress.\r\n\r\nNo wonder they strut around so arrogantly.\r\n\r\nMy niece keeps chickens and she often gives me the spare eggs for a nice Saturday morning Weight Watchers fry-up.\r\n\r\nHave you noticed how these people write the date the eggs were popped out on the shell with felt pen? They look like little shite-and-feather covered lottery balls with bits of straw stuck on. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dirty-egg.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dirty-egg.jpg" alt="dirty egg" width="510" height="287" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5051" /></a><i>A dirty egg</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere are some supermarkets that sell similar eggs, too. Do they have a production line of people smearing poo and sprinkling on tiny feathers? Then put up the price for rustic appeal?\r\n\r\nIf you keep chickens, the poo, or poultry manure as posh garden writers call it, adds nitrogen to your compost heap. But there are risks of harmful bacteria, so you might be safer to perk up your blackcurrant bushes, plum trees and roses with chicken poo pellets, as I do.\r\n\r\nAnyway that\'s enough shite for one week. Back to the autumn garden.\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my candy pink and white-striped heritage beetroots. I was disappointed when I cut into them to see they didn\'t have Southend-on-Sea printed through them. Did you know that in Devon there is a Beetroot Appreciation Society? And I thought I needed to get a life!\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/beetroot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/beetroot.jpg" alt="Beetroot" width="848" height="616" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5052" /></a><i>My pretty candy beetroot</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis is the time to divide your perennials, giving some to me. I\'ve split my marjoram (painful!) and spread it elsewhere and cut down my dead crocosmia.\r\n\r\nDon\'t forget if you are having a bonfire, to shoo any wildlife away before you light the blue touch-paper. And be careful you don\'t set fire to your plants. The last thing you want is a burning bush.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Fill in the peephole in the fence to prevent perverts taking photos.\r\n\r\n* Get your flu jab.\r\n\r\n* Cover any tender plants with horticultural fleece or just use one from your wardrobe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fleece-e1478345175866.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fleece-e1478345175866.jpg" alt="fleece" width="800" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5053" /></a><i>Love me tender plants with a fleece</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Della from Ipswich: Yes you still have time to make sloe gin, and my recipe is in a previous column which can be found in the Suffolk Gazette archives. No, you and your husband don\'t have to sample it every morning for quality control, especially as he works as an air traffic controller at Stansted.\r\n\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes I think a trip round the Adnams brewery would make an admirable 70th birthday gift for your husband. You can even make your own gin there using botanicals and you could send me a bottle for Christmas.\r\n\r\n* Bill from Lavenham: Thank you for sending me a photo of your two whopping pumpkins (pantomimus Cinderellus). For a moment there I thought I had tuned into Pornhub.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'I took a photo of my neighbour\'s cock', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'photo-neighbours-cock', '', '', '2016-11-06 11:00:03', '2016-11-06 11:00:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5049', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5053, 1, '2016-11-05 11:25:59', '2016-11-05 11:25:59', '', 'fleece', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'fleece', '', '', '2016-11-05 11:25:59', '2016-11-05 11:25:59', '', 5049, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fleece.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5054, 1, '2016-11-05 11:32:06', '2016-11-05 11:32:06', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>The man along the road was quite cross the other day when I asked if I could take a photo of his cock. He looked at me as though I was some kind of pervert. He has a magnificent specimen. I can see it when it hangs out at the end of the garden if I peep through the fence.</b>\r\n\r\nAnyway, I needed a photo as reference for a painting I was doing called The Joy of Cocks. You see, as well as being an expert gardening writer, I\'m also a dab hand with the watercolours.\r\n\r\nSo I took the photo of the cock anyway.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThen I selected my colours. Those of you who paint may like to know the palette I selected: Alizarin crimson, ochre, indigo, Winsor Blue and Phthalo Green. It took me several hours, painting on Bockingford 140lb NOT paper (you see what a know all I am). But it was well worth the effort as you can see from the resulting piece of fine art.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/six-toed-cockerel-e1478344516639.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/six-toed-cockerel-e1478344516639.jpg" alt="Six toed cockerel" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5050" /></a><i>Just look at the fine brush strokes on my cock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nKeeping chickens has become quite a trend to enhance the garden, with people buying little houses for them, painted in Farrow and Ball heritage colours like their famed Mouseback, Mouldy Cheese Green, His Lordship\'s Snot and Hint of Diarrhoea.\r\n\r\nI\'m sure it makes a great difference to the cockerels and hens that they have the status of a page from Country Living magazine rather than a common-or-garden nailed up shed thing from the pages of a 1950s Daily Eggspress.\r\n\r\nNo wonder they strut around so arrogantly.\r\n\r\nMy niece keeps chickens and she often gives me the spare eggs for a nice Saturday morning Weight Watchers fry-up.\r\n\r\nHave you noticed how these people write the date the eggs were popped out on the shell with felt pen? They look like little shite-and-feather covered lottery balls with bits of straw stuck on. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dirty-egg.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dirty-egg.jpg" alt="dirty egg" width="510" height="287" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5051" /></a><i>A dirty egg</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere are some supermarkets that sell similar eggs, too. Do they have a production line of people smearing poo and sprinkling on tiny feathers? Then put up the price for rustic appeal?\r\n\r\nIf you keep chickens, the poo, or poultry manure as posh garden writers call it, adds nitrogen to your compost heap. But there are risks of harmful bacteria, so you might be safer to perk up your blackcurrant bushes, plum trees and roses with chicken poo pellets, as I do.\r\n\r\nAnyway that\'s enough shite for one week. Back to the autumn garden.\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my candy pink and white-striped heritage beetroots. I was disappointed when I cut into them to see they didn\'t have Southend-on-Sea printed through them. Did you know that in Devon there is a Beetroot Appreciation Society? And I thought I needed to get a life!\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/beetroot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/beetroot.jpg" alt="Beetroot" width="848" height="616" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5052" /></a><center><i>My pretty candy beetroot</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis is the time to divide your perennials, giving some to me. I\'ve split my marjoram (painful!) and spread it elsewhere and cut down my dead crocosmia.\r\n\r\nDon\'t forget if you are having a bonfire, to shoo any wildlife away before you light the blue touch-paper. And be careful you don\'t set fire to your plants. The last thing you want is a burning bush.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Fill in the peephole in the fence to prevent perverts taking photos.\r\n\r\n* Get your flu jab.\r\n\r\n* Cover any tender plants with horticultural fleece or just use one from your wardrobe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fleece-e1478345175866.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fleece-e1478345175866.jpg" alt="fleece" width="800" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5053" /></a><i>Love me tender plants with a fleece</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Della from Ipswich: Yes you still have time to make sloe gin, and my recipe is in a previous column which can be found in the Suffolk Gazette archives. No, you and your husband don\'t have to sample it every morning for quality control, especially as he works as an air traffic controller at Stansted.\r\n\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes I think a trip round the Adnams brewery would make an admirable 70th birthday gift for your husband. You can even make your own gin there using botanicals and you could send me a bottle for Christmas.\r\n\r\n* Bill from Lavenham: Thank you for sending me a photo of your two whopping pumpkins (pantomimus Cinderellus). For a moment there I thought I had tuned into Pornhub.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'I took a photo of my neighbour\'s cock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5049-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-05 11:32:06', '2016-11-05 11:32:06', '', 5049, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5049-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5055, 1, '2016-11-05 11:33:44', '2016-11-05 11:33:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>The man along the road was quite cross the other day when I asked if I could take a photo of his cock. He looked at me as though I was some kind of pervert. He has a magnificent specimen. I can see it when it hangs out at the end of the garden if I peep through the fence.</b>\r\n\r\nAnyway, I needed a photo as reference for a painting I was doing called The Joy of Cocks. You see, as well as being an expert gardening writer, I\'m also a dab hand with the watercolours.\r\n\r\nSo I took the photo of the cock anyway.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThen I selected my colours. Those of you who paint may like to know the palette I selected: Alizarin crimson, ochre, indigo, Winsor Blue and Phthalo Green. It took me several hours, painting on Bockingford 140lb NOT paper (you see what a know all I am). But it was well worth the effort as you can see from the resulting piece of fine art.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/six-toed-cockerel-e1478344516639.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/six-toed-cockerel-e1478344516639.jpg" alt="Six toed cockerel" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5050" /></a><i>Just look at the fine brush strokes on my cock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nKeeping chickens has become quite a trend to enhance the garden, with people buying little houses for them, painted in Farrow and Ball heritage colours like their famed Mouseback, Mouldy Cheese Green, His Lordship\'s Snot and Hint of Diarrhoea.\r\n\r\nI\'m sure it makes a great difference to the cockerels and hens that they have the status of a page from Country Living magazine rather than a common-or-garden nailed up shed thing from the pages of a 1950s Daily Eggspress.\r\n\r\nNo wonder they strut around so arrogantly.\r\n\r\nMy niece keeps chickens and she often gives me the spare eggs for a nice Saturday morning Weight Watchers fry-up.\r\n\r\nHave you noticed how these people write the date the eggs were popped out on the shell with felt pen? They look like little shite-and-feather covered lottery balls with bits of straw stuck on. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dirty-egg.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dirty-egg.jpg" alt="dirty egg" width="510" height="287" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5051" /></a><i>A dirty egg</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere are some supermarkets that sell similar eggs, too. Do they have a production line of people smearing poo and sprinkling on tiny feathers? Then put up the price for rustic appeal?\r\n\r\nIf you keep chickens, the poo, or poultry manure as posh garden writers call it, adds nitrogen to your compost heap. But there are risks of harmful bacteria, so you might be safer to perk up your blackcurrant bushes, plum trees and roses with chicken poo pellets, as I do.\r\n\r\nAnyway that\'s enough shite for one week. Back to the autumn garden.\r\n\r\nThis week I harvested my candy pink and white-striped heritage beetroots. I was disappointed when I cut into them to see they didn\'t have Southend-on-Sea printed through them. Did you know that in Devon there is a Beetroot Appreciation Society? And I thought I needed to get a life!\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/beetroot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/beetroot.jpg" alt="Beetroot" width="848" height="616" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5052" /></a><i>My pretty candy beetroot</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis is the time to divide your perennials, giving some to me. I\'ve split my marjoram (painful!) and spread it elsewhere and cut down my dead crocosmia.\r\n\r\nDon\'t forget if you are having a bonfire, to shoo any wildlife away before you light the blue touch-paper. And be careful you don\'t set fire to your plants. The last thing you want is a burning bush.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Fill in the peephole in the fence to prevent perverts taking photos.\r\n\r\n* Get your flu jab.\r\n\r\n* Cover any tender plants with horticultural fleece or just use one from your wardrobe\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fleece-e1478345175866.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fleece-e1478345175866.jpg" alt="fleece" width="800" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5053" /></a><i>Love me tender plants with a fleece</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Della from Ipswich: Yes you still have time to make sloe gin, and my recipe is in a previous column which can be found in the Suffolk Gazette archives. No, you and your husband don\'t have to sample it every morning for quality control, especially as he works as an air traffic controller at Stansted.\r\n\r\n* Jenny from Finborough: Yes I think a trip round the Adnams brewery would make an admirable 70th birthday gift for your husband. You can even make your own gin there using botanicals and you could send me a bottle for Christmas.\r\n\r\n* Bill from Lavenham: Thank you for sending me a photo of your two whopping pumpkins (pantomimus Cinderellus). 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5057, 1, '2016-11-06 10:59:34', '2016-11-06 10:59:34', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA direct train route from Ipswich to London would be "too boring" for passengers, it was revealed today.</b>\r\n\r\nAnd campaigners say losing the cherished network of replacement buses that relay weary passengers through strange little towns in rural Essex could be damaging for business.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut although Greater Anglia announced it would like to introduce trains that went straight from Ipswich to the capital without any infuriating diversions to Billericay, the concept could be a smokescreen.\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for Railway Strategy UK said: “It’s a bit like the plug sockets on the trains that don’t provide electricity. While Greater Anglia sell tickets for an actual real life service between Ipswich and London, they believe to actually do so would be boring, predictable and make the journey far too quick.”\r\n\r\nAn Essex tourist board spokesman added: “A direct service between Suffolk and London would rob customers of important cultural interchanges that happen on buses between Witham, Shenfield and much undervalued stop-offs like Newbury Park.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Ghost town\'</b>\r\n\r\n"It would also turn places like Billericay into a ghost town because no-one would need to go there ever again."\r\n\r\nPassengers were delighted that diversions and buses would continue after all. One said: "We can still enjoy the unpredictable odyssey of setting out early in the Suffolk morning without the fear of arriving in London before late afternoon."\r\n\r\nNetwork Rail were also delighted as a direct route would only increase wear and tear on the rails and creaking signalling system. "We are closing the line every weekend for months as it is, and we don\'t need more trains running along it to mess it up further," he explained.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Direct train route \'too boring\' for passengers', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'direct-train', '', '', '2016-11-06 15:58:04', '2016-11-06 15:58:04', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5057', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5058, 1, '2016-11-06 10:57:28', '2016-11-06 10:57:28', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA direct train route from Ipswich to London would be "too boring" for passengers, it was revealed today.</b>\r\n\r\nAnd campaigners say losing the cherished network of replacement buses that relay weary passengers through strange little towns in rural Essex could be damaging for business.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut although Greater Anglia announced it would like to introduce trains that went straight from Ipswich to the capital without any infuriating diversions to strange places like Billericay, the concept could be a smokescreen.\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for Railway Strategy UK said: “It’s a bit like the plug sockets on the trains that don’t provide electricity. While Greater Anglia believe it’s important to keep the dream alive by selling tickets for an actual real life service between Ipswich and London, they believe to actually do so would be boring, predictable and make the journey far too quick.”\r\n\r\nAn Essex tourist board spokesman added: “A direct service between Suffolk and London would rob customers of important cultural interchanges that happen on buses between Witham, Shenfield and much undervalued stop-offs like Newbury Park.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Ghost town\'</b>\r\n\r\n"It would also turn places like Billericay into a ghost town because no-one would need to go there ever again."\r\n\r\nPassengers were delighted that diversions and buses would continue after all. One said: "We can still enjoy the unpredictable odyssey of setting out early in the Suffolk morning without the fear of arriving in London before late afternoon."\r\n\r\nNetwork Rail were also delighted as a direct route would only increase wear and tear on the rails and creaking signalling system. "We are closing the line every weekend for months as it is, and we don\'t need more trains running along it to mess it up further," he explained.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Direct train route \'too boring\' for passengers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5057-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-06 10:57:28', '2016-11-06 10:57:28', '', 5057, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5057-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5059, 1, '2016-11-06 11:08:41', '2016-11-06 11:08:41', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia is to scrap its entire fleet of ancient trains after realising the replacement bus service is faster and more reliable, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nBosses of the under fire rail company, voted one of Britain\'s worst in a recent Which? survey, are buying hundreds of colourful second-hand buses to run the mainline route between London and East Anglia, as well as all the branch lines throughout the region.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWeary passengers appreciate the punctuality, cleanliness and speed of the replacement bus service, which has been called on more often in recent years, particularly over weekends.\r\n\r\nAnd it didn\'t take long for Greater Anglia statisticians to work out the buses were faster, never broke down - and were cheaper to run.\r\n\r\nNow they have agreed to replace all their trains with a fleet of 400 second-hand buses imported from Central America, while a Suffolk scrap yard is in negotiations to break up and dispose of the train rolling stock.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/replacement-bus-service-e1456391244592.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2862"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/replacement-bus-service-e1456391244592.jpg" alt="replacement bus service Greater Anglia" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2862" /></a><i>All aboard: colourful bus service will replace all Greater Anglia trains</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe bus services, which will add a delightful splash of colour to the region\'s roads, will run from the current railway station network, although changes will be needed to improve road access in some cases.\r\n\r\nA rail insider said: "Rail passengers were beginning to notice that the replacement bus service was quicker, reliable and much more pleasant way to travel.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia decided to latch on to the sentiment to try to gain some customer satisfaction, which recent surveys have found to be lacking.\r\n\r\n"But because the buses they are buying are so old, the rail company has promised a very expensive improvement programme, including new seat covers, carpets and toilets that do not flush directly onto the road below."\r\n\r\nRegular commuters are looking forward to the change. Jeremy Shanks, 41, who commutes to London every day from Sudbury in Suffolk, said: "It will be a novelty being able to get a seat, and the bus ride to and from London will be reliable, relaxing and fast. It will be cheaper, too."\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Essex county councils were this week discussing the plans, and whether they could turn the slow lane of the A12 dual carriageway into a bus-only lane to improve the bus journey times even more.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train fleet scrapped for faster replacement bus service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2861-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-06 11:08:41', '2016-11-06 11:08:41', '', 2861, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2861-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5060, 1, '2016-11-06 11:10:22', '2016-11-06 11:10:22', '<b>By Casey Jones, Rail Correspondent\r\n\r\nFrustrated Greater Anglia rail passengers were given a tantalising glimpse of the future when a hi-tech train visited Ipswich yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nThe advanced Mayflower steam train, packed with the latest gadgets, shows just how far technology has come since the current Greater Anglia rolling stock was introduced on the Norwich to London mainline hundreds of years ago.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex commuters, who have to put up with regular train faults, discomfort, cancellations and delays, will have to wait until reliable and fast steam trains like the Mayflower are available for them to use.\r\n\r\nThat could be several years as Greater Anglia does not need to update its creaking fleet to steam trains within its current franchise timeframe. Instead, politicians have decided it\'s been so long since the region\'s trains were updated that a few more years won\'t make a lot of difference.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mayflower-e1423738025583.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mayflower-e1423738025583.jpg" alt="mayflower" width="500" height="297" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-191" /></a><center><i>All steam ahead: The hi-tech Mayflower in Ipswich</center></i>\r\n\r\nThe Mayflower, on a test run from Norwich to Windsor, drew large and admiring crowds as it chuffed graciously through Ipswich station yesterday, with many noticing its cleanliness, timing and apparent comfort.\r\n\r\nOne train buff on Platform Two said: "What a beauty. Poor old Greater Anglia customers can only dream of traveling to London every day in something this modern, stylish, reliable and fast.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the future, though, and it will give them something to look forward to as they sit in a train that has stopped for five minutes outside Shenfield for no apparent reason."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Future of rail travel arrives in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '190-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-06 11:10:22', '2016-11-06 11:10:22', '', 190, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/190-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5061, 1, '2016-11-06 11:12:48', '2016-11-06 11:12:48', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA direct train route from Ipswich to London would be "too boring" for passengers, it was revealed today.</b>\r\n\r\nAnd campaigners say losing the cherished network of replacement buses that relay weary passengers through strange little towns in rural Essex could be damaging for business.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut although Greater Anglia announced it would like to introduce trains that went straight from Ipswich to the capital without any infuriating diversions to Billericay, the concept could be a smokescreen.\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for Railway Strategy UK said: “It’s a bit like the plug sockets on the trains that don’t provide electricity. While Greater Anglia believe it’s important to keep the dream alive by selling tickets for an actual real life service between Ipswich and London, they believe to actually do so would be boring, predictable and make the journey far too quick.”\r\n\r\nAn Essex tourist board spokesman added: “A direct service between Suffolk and London would rob customers of important cultural interchanges that happen on buses between Witham, Shenfield and much undervalued stop-offs like Newbury Park.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Ghost town\'</b>\r\n\r\n"It would also turn places like Billericay into a ghost town because no-one would need to go there ever again."\r\n\r\nPassengers were delighted that diversions and buses would continue after all. One said: "We can still enjoy the unpredictable odyssey of setting out early in the Suffolk morning without the fear of arriving in London before late afternoon."\r\n\r\nNetwork Rail were also delighted as a direct route would only increase wear and tear on the rails and creaking signalling system. "We are closing the line every weekend for months as it is, and we don\'t need more trains running along it to mess it up further," he explained.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Direct train route \'too boring\' for passengers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5057-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-06 11:12:48', '2016-11-06 11:12:48', '', 5057, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5057-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5062, 1, '2016-11-06 11:14:03', '2016-11-06 11:14:03', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nA direct train route from Ipswich to London would be "too boring" for passengers, it was revealed today.</b>\n\nAnd campaigners say losing the cherished network of replacement buses that relay weary passengers through strange little towns in rural Essex could be damaging for business.\n\n\n<br>\nBut although Greater Anglia announced it would like to introduce trains that went straight from Ipswich to the capital without any infuriating diversions to Billericay, the concept could be a smokescreen.\n\nA spokesperson for Railway Strategy UK said: “It’s a bit like the plug sockets on the trains that don’t provide electricity. While Greater Anglia sell tickets for an actual real life service between Ipswich and London, they believe to actually do so would be boring, predictable and make the journey far too quick.”\n\nAn Essex tourist board spokesman added: “A direct service between Suffolk and London would rob customers of important cultural interchanges that happen on buses between Witham, Shenfield and much undervalued stop-offs like Newbury Park.\n\n<b>\'Ghost town\'</b>\n\n"It would also turn places like Billericay into a ghost town because no-one would need to go there ever again."\n\nPassengers were delighted that diversions and buses would continue after all. One said: "We can still enjoy the unpredictable odyssey of setting out early in the Suffolk morning without the fear of arriving in London before late afternoon."\n\nNetwork Rail were also delighted as a direct route would only increase wear and tear on the rails and creaking signalling system. "We are closing the line every weekend for months as it is, and we don\'t need more trains running along it to mess it up further," he explained.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Direct train route \'too boring\' for passengers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5057-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-11-06 11:14:03', '2016-11-06 11:14:03', '', 5057, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5057-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5063, 1, '2016-11-06 11:14:07', '2016-11-06 11:14:07', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA direct train route from Ipswich to London would be "too boring" for passengers, it was revealed today.</b>\r\n\r\nAnd campaigners say losing the cherished network of replacement buses that relay weary passengers through strange little towns in rural Essex could be damaging for business.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut although Greater Anglia announced it would like to introduce trains that went straight from Ipswich to the capital without any infuriating diversions to Billericay, the concept could be a smokescreen.\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for Railway Strategy UK said: “It’s a bit like the plug sockets on the trains that don’t provide electricity. While Greater Anglia sell tickets for an actual real life service between Ipswich and London, they believe to actually do so would be boring, predictable and make the journey far too quick.”\r\n\r\nAn Essex tourist board spokesman added: “A direct service between Suffolk and London would rob customers of important cultural interchanges that happen on buses between Witham, Shenfield and much undervalued stop-offs like Newbury Park.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Ghost town\'</b>\r\n\r\n"It would also turn places like Billericay into a ghost town because no-one would need to go there ever again."\r\n\r\nPassengers were delighted that diversions and buses would continue after all. One said: "We can still enjoy the unpredictable odyssey of setting out early in the Suffolk morning without the fear of arriving in London before late afternoon."\r\n\r\nNetwork Rail were also delighted as a direct route would only increase wear and tear on the rails and creaking signalling system. "We are closing the line every weekend for months as it is, and we don\'t need more trains running along it to mess it up further," he explained.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Direct train route \'too boring\' for passengers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5057-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-06 11:14:07', '2016-11-06 11:14:07', '', 5057, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5057-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5064, 1, '2016-11-06 12:21:41', '2016-11-06 12:21:41', 'Suffolk Gazette welcomes your stories, comments and feedback. Stories (nothing libelous, abusive, racist, sexist, generally offensive etc) must be remotely funny and not get us into trouble.\r\n\r\nPlease use this form to submit your story idea, general comment or threats of violence if you happen to be from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n[contact-form to=\'suffolkgazette@gmail.com\'][contact-field label=\'Name\' type=\'name\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Email\' type=\'email\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Comment\' type=\'textarea\' required=\'1\'/][/contact-form] \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Contact us', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '65-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-06 12:21:41', '2016-11-06 12:21:41', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/65-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5066, 1, '2016-11-06 14:45:51', '2016-11-06 14:45:51', 'The Suffolk Gazette welcomes your stories, comments and feedback. Stories (nothing libelous, abusive, racist, sexist, generally offensive etc) must be remotely funny and not get us into trouble.\r\n\r\nPlease use this form to submit your story idea, general comment or threats of violence if you happen to be from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n[contact-form to=\'suffolkgazette@gmail.com\'][contact-field label=\'Name\' type=\'name\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Email\' type=\'email\' required=\'1\'/][contact-field label=\'Comment\' type=\'textarea\' required=\'1\'/][/contact-form] \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Contact us', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '65-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-06 14:45:51', '2016-11-06 14:45:51', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/65-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5067, 1, '2016-11-06 15:57:32', '2016-11-06 15:57:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand.jpg" alt="Trump hand gesture follows years of self-abuse" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5068" /></a></Center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Medical experts have revealed Donald Trump holds his right hand like this so much because he has spent too long "playing with himself".</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette spoke with doctors after many readers asked why the Presidential hopeful always makes the \'o\' shape between his index finger and thumb while public speaking.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"This is a subconscious forming of his right hand following repetitive movements over many, many years," a spokesman at the Suffolk School of Medicine told us. "If you spend too long in any sort of position, then it is likely to stick."\r\n\r\nThe news, just days before the US election, will come as a shock even to the most hardened Trump supporters, who hope his campaign will reach a climax at just the right time.\r\n\r\nBut Democrats believe the Donald Trump hand gesture confirms their suspicions about him. "I always knew he was a w@nker," one said. \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Donald Trump hand gesture is result of \'too much self-abuse\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'donald-trump-hand', '', '', '2016-11-08 12:30:39', '2016-11-08 12:30:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5067', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5068, 1, '2016-11-06 15:48:11', '2016-11-06 15:48:11', 'Donald Trump\'s famous hand gesture', 'trump-hand', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'trump-hand', '', '', '2016-11-06 16:29:42', '2016-11-06 16:29:42', '', 5067, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5069, 1, '2016-11-06 15:56:20', '2016-11-06 15:56:20', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand.jpg" alt="Trump hand gesture follows years of self-abuse" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5068" /></a></Center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Medical experts have revealed Donald Trump holds his right hand like this so much because he has spent too long "playing with himself".</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette spoke with doctors after many readers asked why the Presidential hopeful always makes the \'o\' shape between his index finger and thumb while public speaking.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"This is a subconscious forming of his right hand following repetitive movements over many, many years," a spokesman at the Suffolk School of Medicine told us. "If you spend too long in any sort of position, then it is likely to stick."\r\n\r\nThe news, just days before the US election, will come as a shock even to the most hardened Trump supporters, who hope his campaign will reach a climax at just the right time.\r\n\r\nBut Democrats believe the hand gesture confirms their suspicions about Trump. "I always knew he was a w@nker," one said. \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Donald Trump hand gesture is result of \'too much self-abuse\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5067-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-06 15:56:20', '2016-11-06 15:56:20', '', 5067, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5067-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5070, 1, '2016-11-06 16:14:57', '2016-11-06 16:14:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand.jpg" alt="Trump hand gesture follows years of self-abuse" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5068" /></a></Center><br><br>\n\n<b>Medical experts have revealed Donald Trump holds his right hand like this so much because he has spent too long "playing with himself".</b>\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette spoke with doctors after many readers asked why the Presidential hopeful always makes the \'o\' shape between his index finger and thumb while public speaking.\n\n\n<br>\n"This is a subconscious forming of his right hand following repetitive movements over many, many years," a spokesman at the Suffolk School of Medicine told us. "If you spend too long in any sort of position, then it is likely to stick."\n\nThe news, just days before the US election, will come as a shock even to the most hardened Trump supporters, who hope his campaign will reach a climax at just the right time.\n\nBut Democrats believe the Donald Trump hand gesture confirms their suspicions about Trump. "I always knew he was a w@nker," one said. \n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Donald Trump hand gesture is result of \'too much self-abuse\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5067-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-11-06 16:14:57', '2016-11-06 16:14:57', '', 5067, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5067-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5072, 1, '2016-11-07 07:59:55', '2016-11-07 07:59:55', 'A Norfolk woman has put a plastic bucket on her bucket list.\r\n\r\nPensioner Ada Pike is prepared to travel as far as Suffolk to achieve her ambition to get a new pail.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMrs Pike, from Yarmouth, said: "My daughter told me about people writing out a Bucket List, then she showed me the film with Jack Nicholson and Lenny Henry dreaming up things to do before they died.\r\n\r\n"She said people wanted to swim with dolphins. What an earth is the point in that when most councils have an actual swimming pool?\r\n\r\n"Other people wanted to see the Northern Lights... well I\'ve already been to the Blackpool Illuminations.\r\n\r\n"Some idiots want to run a Marathon before they kick the bucket but that could bloody kill you.\r\n\r\n"My old metal bucket went rusty not long after my Alf died and I never got round to replacing it. I want one of those new plastic ones. I also want a new washing up bowl so I might get both.\r\n\r\n"I wasn\'t sure where to send the bucket list so I decided on Robert Dyas in Ipswich and they will have it ready to pick up when I actually go there on my dream trip. Then I can die happy."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk woman adds bucket to bucket list', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'bucket-list', '', '', '2016-11-08 13:05:23', '2016-11-08 13:05:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5072', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5074, 1, '2016-11-07 07:59:55', '2016-11-07 07:59:55', 'A Norfolk woman has put a plastic bucket on her bucket list.\r\n\r\nPensioner Ada Pike is prepared to travel as far as Suffolk to achieve her ambition to get a new pail.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMrs Pike, from Yarmouth, said: "My daughter told me about people writing out a Bucket List, then she showed me the film with Jack Nicholson and Lenny Henry dreaming up things to do before they died.\r\n\r\n"She said people wanted to swim with dolphins. What an earth is the point in that when most councils have an actual swimming pool?\r\n\r\n"Other people wanted to see the Northern Lights... well I\'ve already been to the Blackpool Illuminations.\r\n\r\n"Some idiots want to run a Marathon before they kick the bucket but that could bloody kill you.\r\n\r\n"My old metal bucket went rusty not long after my Alf died and I never got round to replacing it. I want one of those new plastic ones. I also want a new washing up bowl so I might get both.\r\n\r\n"I wasn\'t sure where to send the bucket list so I decided on Robert Dyas in Ipswich and they will have it ready to pick up when I actually go there on my dream trip. Then I can die happy."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk woman adds bucket to bucket list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5072-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-07 07:59:55', '2016-11-07 07:59:55', '', 5072, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5072-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5078, 1, '2016-11-08 13:04:40', '2016-11-08 13:04:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg" alt="toblerone shape" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5080" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nBritain is drawing up plans to invade Switzerland unless the country reverses its controversial decision to change the shape of Toblerone.</strong>\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May has asked our forces to "ready themselves" in case diplomatic efforts to bring back the original much-love chocolate bar fail.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe is also threatening a boycott of Swiss cheese and cuckoo clocks - and a ban on Brits visiting Alpine ski resorts this winter.\r\n\r\nThe sneaky change to Toblerone has caused outrage in Britain, with social media awash with horrified fans. Even the most widely-read story on the BBC news site, even just hours before US election day, was the Toblerone row.\r\n\r\nManufacturers insist reducing the bar size, and increasing the space between triangular pieces (see photo above), will save costs.\r\n\r\nBut the cost to Switzerland will be far higher if British troops arrive on its doorstep. They have been on full training near Thetford Forest for a possible land invasion via France, while RAF top guns have been readying themselves for a drop of Paras from RAF Honington near Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg" alt="British army" width="777" height="519" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5079" /></a><i>They don\'t like it up \'em: British troops exercise in Suffolk, ready to give the Swiss a bloody nose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Defence spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "We won\'t stand idly by and let the Swiss ruin something that has delighted Brits for decades, especially those who bought the big versions of Toblerone in Duty Free shops.\r\n\r\n"Our boys are ready to teach the neutrality-loving Swiss a lesson or two. They won\'t know what\'s hit them."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman insisted the minor fact that Toblerone was now made by US company Mondelez International, and not a Swiss one, was a minor irritation. "We can\'t go invading America, so Switzerland gets it."\r\n\r\nMondelez has kept the packaging the same size, but now it contains 360g of Toblerone as opposed to the original 400g. Fans say the spacing between triangular chunks now looks "ridiculous".\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Britain threatens to invade Switzerland over Toblerone shape row', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'toblerone-shape-invade-switzerland', '', '', '2018-02-02 09:51:30', '2018-02-02 09:51:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5078', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5081, 1, '2016-11-08 13:03:23', '2016-11-08 13:03:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg" alt="toblerone shape" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5080" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nBritain is drawing up plans to invade Switzerland unless the country reverses its controversial decision to change the shape of Toblerone.</b>\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May has asked our forces to "ready themselves" in case diplomatic efforts to bring back the original much-love chocolate bar fail.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe is also threatening a boycott of Swiss cheese and cuckoo clocks - and a ban on Brits visiting Alpine ski resorts this winter.\r\n\r\nThe sneaky change to Toblerone has caused outrage in Britain, with social media awash with horrified fans. Even the most widely-read story on the BBC news site, even just hours before US election day, was the Toblerone row.\r\n\r\nManufacturers insist reducing the bar size, and increasing the space between triangular pieces, will save costs.\r\n\r\nBut the cost to Switzerland will be far higher if British troops arrive on its doorstep. They have been on full training near Thetford Forest for a possible land invasion via France, while RAF top guns have been readying themselves for a drop of Paras from RAF Honington near Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg" alt="British army" width="777" height="519" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5079" /></a><i>They don\'t like it up \'em: British troops exercise in Suffolk, ready to give the Swiss a bloody nose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Defence spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "We won\'t stand idly by and let the Swiss ruin something that has delighted Brits for decades, especially those who bought the big versions of Toblerone in Duty Free shops.\r\n\r\n"Our boys are ready to teach the neutrality-loving Swiss a lesson or two. They won\'t know what\'s hit them."\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman insisted the minor fact that Toblerone was now made by US company Mondelez International, and not a Swiss one, was a minor irritation. "We can\'t go invading America, so Switzerland gets it."\r\n\r\nMondelez has kept the packaging the same size, but now it contains 360g of Toblerone as opposed to the original 400g. Fans say the spacing between triangular chunks now looks "ridiculous".\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Toblerone shape row: now Britain threatens to invade Switzerland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5078-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-08 13:03:23', '2016-11-08 13:03:23', '', 5078, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5078-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5082, 1, '2016-11-08 13:04:40', '2016-11-08 13:04:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg" alt="toblerone shape" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5080" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nBritain is drawing up plans to invade Switzerland unless the country reverses its controversial decision to change the shape of Toblerone.</b>\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May has asked our forces to "ready themselves" in case diplomatic efforts to bring back the original much-love chocolate bar fail.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe is also threatening a boycott of Swiss cheese and cuckoo clocks - and a ban on Brits visiting Alpine ski resorts this winter.\r\n\r\nThe sneaky change to Toblerone has caused outrage in Britain, with social media awash with horrified fans. Even the most widely-read story on the BBC news site, even just hours before US election day, was the Toblerone row.\r\n\r\nManufacturers insist reducing the bar size, and increasing the space between triangular pieces, will save costs.\r\n\r\nBut the cost to Switzerland will be far higher if British troops arrive on its doorstep. They have been on full training near Thetford Forest for a possible land invasion via France, while RAF top guns have been readying themselves for a drop of Paras from RAF Honington near Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg" alt="British army" width="777" height="519" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5079" /></a><i>They don\'t like it up \'em: British troops exercise in Suffolk, ready to give the Swiss a bloody nose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Defence spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "We won\'t stand idly by and let the Swiss ruin something that has delighted Brits for decades, especially those who bought the big versions of Toblerone in Duty Free shops.\r\n\r\n"Our boys are ready to teach the neutrality-loving Swiss a lesson or two. They won\'t know what\'s hit them."\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman insisted the minor fact that Toblerone was now made by US company Mondelez International, and not a Swiss one, was a minor irritation. "We can\'t go invading America, so Switzerland gets it."\r\n\r\nMondelez has kept the packaging the same size, but now it contains 360g of Toblerone as opposed to the original 400g. Fans say the spacing between triangular chunks now looks "ridiculous".\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Britain threatens to invade Switzerland over Toblerone shape row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5078-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-08 13:04:40', '2016-11-08 13:04:40', '', 5078, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5078-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5083, 1, '2016-11-08 13:07:49', '2016-11-08 13:07:49', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg" alt="toblerone shape" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5080" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nBritain is drawing up plans to invade Switzerland unless the country reverses its controversial decision to change the shape of Toblerone.</b>\n\nPrime Minister Theresa May has asked our forces to "ready themselves" in case diplomatic efforts to bring back the original much-love chocolate bar fail.\n\n\n<br>\nShe is also threatening a boycott of Swiss cheese and cuckoo clocks - and a ban on Brits visiting Alpine ski resorts this winter.\n\nThe sneaky change to Toblerone has caused outrage in Britain, with social media awash with horrified fans. Even the most widely-read story on the BBC news site, even just hours before US election day, was the Toblerone row.\n\nManufacturers insist reducing the bar size, and increasing the space between triangular pieces (see photo above), will save costs.\n\nBut the cost to Switzerland will be far higher if British troops arrive on its doorstep. They have been on full training near Thetford Forest for a possible land invasion via France, while RAF top guns have been readying themselves for a drop of Paras from RAF Honington near Bury St Edmunds.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg" alt="British army" width="777" height="519" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5079" /></a><i>They don\'t like it up \'em: British troops exercise in Suffolk, ready to give the Swiss a bloody nose</center></i><br><br>\n\nA Defence spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "We won\'t stand idly by and let the Swiss ruin something that has delighted Brits for decades, especially those who bought the big versions of Toblerone in Duty Free shops.\n\n"Our boys are ready to teach the neutrality-loving Swiss a lesson or two. They won\'t know what\'s hit them."\n\nA Downing Street spokesman insisted the minor fact that Toblerone was now made by US company Mondelez International, and not a Swiss one, was a minor irritation. "We can\'t go invading America, so Switzerland gets it."\n\nMondelez has kept the packaging the same size, but now it contains 360g of Toblerone as opposed to the original 400g. Fans say the spacing between triangular chunks now looks "ridiculous".\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Britain threatens to invade Switzerland over Toblerone shape row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5078-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-11-08 13:07:49', '2016-11-08 13:07:49', '', 5078, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5078-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5084, 1, '2016-11-08 13:07:55', '2016-11-08 13:07:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg" alt="toblerone shape" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5080" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nBritain is drawing up plans to invade Switzerland unless the country reverses its controversial decision to change the shape of Toblerone.</b>\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May has asked our forces to "ready themselves" in case diplomatic efforts to bring back the original much-love chocolate bar fail.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe is also threatening a boycott of Swiss cheese and cuckoo clocks - and a ban on Brits visiting Alpine ski resorts this winter.\r\n\r\nThe sneaky change to Toblerone has caused outrage in Britain, with social media awash with horrified fans. Even the most widely-read story on the BBC news site, even just hours before US election day, was the Toblerone row.\r\n\r\nManufacturers insist reducing the bar size, and increasing the space between triangular pieces (see photo above), will save costs.\r\n\r\nBut the cost to Switzerland will be far higher if British troops arrive on its doorstep. They have been on full training near Thetford Forest for a possible land invasion via France, while RAF top guns have been readying themselves for a drop of Paras from RAF Honington near Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg" alt="British army" width="777" height="519" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5079" /></a><i>They don\'t like it up \'em: British troops exercise in Suffolk, ready to give the Swiss a bloody nose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Defence spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "We won\'t stand idly by and let the Swiss ruin something that has delighted Brits for decades, especially those who bought the big versions of Toblerone in Duty Free shops.\r\n\r\n"Our boys are ready to teach the neutrality-loving Swiss a lesson or two. They won\'t know what\'s hit them."\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman insisted the minor fact that Toblerone was now made by US company Mondelez International, and not a Swiss one, was a minor irritation. "We can\'t go invading America, so Switzerland gets it."\r\n\r\nMondelez has kept the packaging the same size, but now it contains 360g of Toblerone as opposed to the original 400g. Fans say the spacing between triangular chunks now looks "ridiculous".\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Britain threatens to invade Switzerland over Toblerone shape row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5078-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-08 13:07:55', '2016-11-08 13:07:55', '', 5078, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5078-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5088, 1, '2016-11-08 18:36:15', '2016-11-08 18:36:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/IMG_2591.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/IMG_2591.jpg" alt="Miss Marple" width="960" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5089" /></a><BR>\r\n\r\n<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry yesterday issued a statement urging the media to "lay off" his new girlfriend. But in doing so he confirmed what the Press and magazines have been rumouring... that he is in a relationship with Miss Marple.</b>\r\n\r\nMiss Marple, or Jane, as she is known to close friends, is a few years older than Harry but has always had a sense of fun and a love of large parties at remote country houses.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHarry\'s statement told the Press that Miss Marple needed some privacy and said some of the coverage of his new love was racist, calling her a "little wrinkly old English lady" and personal, with coverage of where she buys her tweed hats, and even her brassieres.\r\n\r\nMiss Marple, whose hobbies are knitting, gardening and playing amateur detective, is believed to be seriously in love with the dashing young Prince.\r\n\r\nIt is not known whether they will move into her country cottage, at St Mary\'s Mead in Devon.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette traced Miss Marple to Bertram\'s Hotel, where the couple spent an intimate weekend in the Vicarage Suite and where, coincidentally Miss Marple once solved a major crime.\r\n\r\nThe Editor said: "We have taken Prince Harry\'s privacy statement on board and will be giving the couple space for their relationship to develop, unless they stay somewhere in Suffolk."', 'Prince Harry dates Miss Marple, attacks Press', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'prince-harry-miss-marplel', '', '', '2016-11-09 14:19:11', '2016-11-09 14:19:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5088', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5090, 1, '2016-11-08 18:36:15', '2016-11-08 18:36:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/IMG_2591.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/IMG_2591.jpg" alt="Miss Marple" width="960" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5089" /></a><BR>\r\n\r\n<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry yesterday issued a statement urging the media to "lay off" his new girlfriend. But in doing so he confirmed what the Press and magazines have been rumouring... that he is in a relationship with Miss Marple.</b>\r\n\r\nMiss Marple, or Jane, as she is known to close friends, is a few years older than Harry but has always had a sense of fun and a love of large parties at remote country houses.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHarry\'s statement told the Press that Miss Marple needed some privacy and said some of the coverage of his new love was racist, calling her a "little wrinkly old English lady" and personal, with coverage of where she buys her tweed hats, and even her brassieres.\r\n\r\nMiss Marple, whose hobbies are knitting, gardening and playing amateur detective, is believed to be seriously in love with the dashing young Prince.\r\n\r\nIt is not known whether they will move into her country cottage, at St Mary\'s Mead in Devon.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette traced Miss Marple to Bertram\'s Hotel, where the couple spent an intimate weekend in the Vicarage Suite and where, coincidentally Miss Marple once solved a major crime.\r\n\r\nThe Editor said: "We have taken Prince Harry\'s privacy statement on board and will be giving the couple space for their relationship to develop, unless they stay somewhere in Suffolk."', 'Prince Harry dates Miss Marple, attacks Press', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5088-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-08 18:36:15', '2016-11-08 18:36:15', '', 5088, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5088-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5099, 1, '2016-11-09 13:44:34', '2016-11-09 13:44:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone-shape.jpg" alt="toblerone shape" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5080" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nBritain is drawing up plans to invade Switzerland unless the country reverses its controversial decision to change the shape of Toblerone.</b>\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May has asked our forces to "ready themselves" in case diplomatic efforts to bring back the original much-love chocolate bar fail.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe is also threatening a boycott of Swiss cheese and cuckoo clocks - and a ban on Brits visiting Alpine ski resorts this winter.\r\n\r\nThe sneaky change to Toblerone has caused outrage in Britain, with social media awash with horrified fans. Even the most widely-read story on the BBC news site, even just hours before US election day, was the Toblerone row.\r\n\r\nManufacturers insist reducing the bar size, and increasing the space between triangular pieces (see photo above), will save costs.\r\n\r\nBut the cost to Switzerland will be far higher if British troops arrive on its doorstep. They have been on full training near Thetford Forest for a possible land invasion via France, while RAF top guns have been readying themselves for a drop of Paras from RAF Honington near Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/british-army-e1478609577701.jpg" alt="British army" width="777" height="519" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5079" /></a><i>They don\'t like it up \'em: British troops exercise in Suffolk, ready to give the Swiss a bloody nose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Defence spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "We won\'t stand idly by and let the Swiss ruin something that has delighted Brits for decades, especially those who bought the big versions of Toblerone in Duty Free shops.\r\n\r\n"Our boys are ready to teach the neutrality-loving Swiss a lesson or two. They won\'t know what\'s hit them."\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman insisted the minor fact that Toblerone was now made by US company Mondelez International, and not a Swiss one, was a minor irritation. "We can\'t go invading America, so Switzerland gets it."\r\n\r\nMondelez has kept the packaging the same size, but now it contains 360g of Toblerone as opposed to the original 400g. Fans say the spacing between triangular chunks now looks "ridiculous".\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Britain threatens to invade Switzerland over Toblerone shape row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5078-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-09 13:44:34', '2016-11-09 13:44:34', '', 5078, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5078-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5100, 1, '2016-11-09 14:18:02', '2016-11-09 14:18:02', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nTrain passengers have spoken of their joy after a man sat down in their packed carriage and began eating stinking takeaway food.</b>\r\n\r\nSome broke out in cheers and others clapped as the pungent waft of spicy pork in wasabi and garlic sauce on noodles was heightened by the sound of slapping lips.\r\n\r\nThe exciting incident happened on the 6.30pm from Liverpool Street to Ipswich in Carriage D - transforming a monotonous journey into a cultural, foodie delight.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOne commuter said: "I was sitting there after a hard day waiting for the train to depart, thinking there was no interesting smells to lighten my mood.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully, all that changed when this bloke sat down and started tucking into what looked like a cardboard bucket of sick. The smell was vile, and spread through the whole carriage within seconds.\r\n\r\n"Nobody said anything, of course, but many looked up to see who was eating something so delightful. Those who could not see were not left out, because everyone could hear as he slapped his lips, scraped the bottom of the bucket loudly with his plastic spoon, and sniffed every three seconds.\r\n\r\n"It was a joy to behold, and everyone was grateful - so much so that there was clapping and cheering until Shenfield, when he finished the last morsel. That was a shame because all we had left to smell until we reached Ipswich was the usual residual stink of shit from the toilets." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train passengers delighted as man sits down with smelly food', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'train-smelly-food', '', '', '2016-11-10 09:39:06', '2016-11-10 09:39:06', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5100', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5102, 1, '2016-11-09 14:18:02', '2016-11-09 14:18:02', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nTrain passengers have spoken of their joy after a man sat down in their packed carriage and began eating stinking takeaway food.</b>\r\n\r\nSome broke out in cheers and others clapped as the pungent waft of spicy pork in wasabi and garlic sauce on noodles was heightened by the sound of slapping lips.\r\n\r\nThe exciting incident happened on the 6.30pm from Liverpool Street to Ipswich in Carriage D - transforming a monotonous journey into a cultural foodie delight.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOne commuter said: "I was sitting there after a hard day waiting for the train to depart, thinking there was no interesting smells to lighten my mood.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully, all that changed when this bloke sat down and started tucking into what looked like a cardboard bucket of sick. The smell was vile, and spread through the whole carriage within seconds.\r\n\r\n"Nobody said anything, of course, but many looked up to see who was eating something so delightful. Those who could not see were not left out, because everyone could hear as he slapped his lips, scraped the bottom of the bucket loudly with his plastic spoon, and sniffed every three seconds.\r\n\r\n"It was a joy to behold, and everyone was grateful - so much so that there was clapping and cheering until Shenfield, when he finished the last morsel. That was a shame because all we had left to smell until we reached Ipswich was the usual residual stink of shit from the toilets." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train passengers delighted as man sits down with smelly food', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5100-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-09 14:18:02', '2016-11-09 14:18:02', '', 5100, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5100-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5103, 1, '2016-11-09 14:20:02', '2016-11-09 14:20:02', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nTrain passengers have spoken of their joy after a man sat down in their packed carriage and began eating stinking takeaway food.</b>\r\n\r\nSome broke out in cheers and others clapped as the pungent waft of spicy pork in wasabi and garlic sauce on noodles was heightened by the sound of slapping lips.\r\n\r\nThe exciting incident happened on the 6.30pm from Liverpool Street to Ipswich in Carriage D - transforming a monotonous journey into a cultural, foodie delight.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOne commuter said: "I was sitting there after a hard day waiting for the train to depart, thinking there was no interesting smells to lighten my mood.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully, all that changed when this bloke sat down and started tucking into what looked like a cardboard bucket of sick. The smell was vile, and spread through the whole carriage within seconds.\r\n\r\n"Nobody said anything, of course, but many looked up to see who was eating something so delightful. Those who could not see were not left out, because everyone could hear as he slapped his lips, scraped the bottom of the bucket loudly with his plastic spoon, and sniffed every three seconds.\r\n\r\n"It was a joy to behold, and everyone was grateful - so much so that there was clapping and cheering until Shenfield, when he finished the last morsel. That was a shame because all we had left to smell until we reached Ipswich was the usual residual stink of shit from the toilets." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Train passengers delighted as man sits down with smelly food', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5100-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-09 14:20:02', '2016-11-09 14:20:02', '', 5100, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5100-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5104, 1, '2016-11-10 09:38:23', '2016-11-10 09:38:23', '<b>By Phil Rowles\r\n\r\nA Suffolk recruitment company is looking for a Witchfinder General to join Donald Trump\'s new Presidential team in the United States.</b>\r\n\r\nThe firm won a six-way international pitch thanks to East Anglia\'s reputation for employing excellent Witchfinders over hundreds of years. \r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA spokesman for recruiters I Do Big Jobs, in Bury St Edmunds, said the Witchfinder role had changed over time, but the principle was the same.\r\n\r\n"Nobody needs to find witches anymore - that would be silly. But there are modern-day equivalents that Mr Trump and his team want to unearth.\r\n\r\n"Our brief is to find a skilled Witchfinder General to seek out Muslims, Mexicans and gay people."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg" alt="Witchfinder General" width="777" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5105" /></a><i>Ruthless: Suffolk Witchfinder General Vincent Price</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen to captured Muslims, Mexicans and gays under the new right-wing Trump administration, the spokesman explained their fate would not be as brutal as it was in medieval Britain. \r\n\r\n"A few hundred years ago, witches in Britain were caught, tortured into confession and then burnt at the stake. If they were lucky they were dunked in the local river instead - if they drowned they were innocent, if they survived they were definitely a witch. Then they were burnt at the stake anyway.\r\n\r\n"We are advised that this Witchfinder General role in the United States does not involve execution, so it might not be suitable for some Suffolk applicants.\r\n\r\n"Instead, those caught will simply be thrown out of America."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe US Witchfinder General role comes with a decent $200,000 salary plus performance-related bonus for each 10,000 people ejected from the country. There are also five weeks holiday and a company car. The position is for four years with the possibility of a four-year extension, although this is deemed unlikely.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Witchfinder Vincent Price, from Lavenham, is an early applicant for the role. "It\'s right up my street. I have not worked for a while and have never been to America, so why not?"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk firm seeks Witchfinder General for United States', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'witchfinder-general-trump', '', '', '2017-03-24 13:38:19', '2017-03-24 13:38:19', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5104', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5106, 1, '2016-11-10 09:34:58', '2016-11-10 09:34:58', '<b>By Phil Rowles\r\n\r\nA Suffolk recruitment company is looking for a Witchfinder General to join Donald Trump\'s new Presidential team in the United States.</b>\r\n\r\nThe firm won a six-way international pitch thanks to East Anglia\'s reputation for having excellent Witchfinders over hundreds of years. \r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA spokesman for recruiters I Do Big Jobs, in Bury St Edmunds, said the Witchfinder role had changed over the years, but the principle was the same.\r\n\r\n"Nobody needs to find witches anymore - that would be silly. But there are modern day equivalents that Mr Trump and his team want to unearth.\r\n\r\n"Our brief is to find a skilled Witchfinder General to seek out Muslims, Mexicans and gay people."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg" alt="Witchfinder General" width="777" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5105" /></a><i>Ruthless: Suffolk Witchfinder General Vincent Price</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen to captured Muslims, Mexicans and gays under the new right-wing Trump administration, the spokesman explained their fate would not be as brutal as it was in medieval Britain. \r\n\r\n"A few hundred years ago, witches in Britain were caught, tortured into confession and then burnt at the stake. If they were lucky they were dunked in the local river instead - if they drowned they were innocent, if they survived they were definitely a witch. Then they were burnt at the stake anyway.\r\n\r\n"We are advised that this Witchfinder General role in the United States does not involve execution, so it might not be suitable for some Suffolk applicants.\r\n\r\n"Instead, those caught will simply be thrown out of the country."\r\n\r\nThe US Witchfinder General role comes with a decent $200,000 salary plus performance-related bonus for each 10,000 people ejected from the country. There are also five weeks holiday and a company car. The position is for four years with the possibility of a four-year extension, although this is deemed unlikely.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Witchfinder Vincent Price, from Lavenham, is an early applicant for the role. "It\'s right up my street. I have not worked for a while and have never been to America, so why not?"', 'Suffolk firm seeks Witchfinder General for United States', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5104-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-10 09:34:58', '2016-11-10 09:34:58', '', 5104, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5104-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5107, 1, '2016-11-10 09:37:00', '2016-11-10 09:37:00', '<b>By Phil Rowles\r\n\r\nA Suffolk recruitment company is looking for a Witchfinder General to join Donald Trump\'s new Presidential team in the United States.</b>\r\n\r\nThe firm won a six-way international pitch thanks to East Anglia\'s reputation for having excellent Witchfinders over hundreds of years. \r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA spokesman for recruiters I Do Big Jobs, in Bury St Edmunds, said the Witchfinder role had changed over the years, but the principle was the same.\r\n\r\n"Nobody needs to find witches anymore - that would be silly. But there are modern day equivalents that Mr Trump and his team want to unearth.\r\n\r\n"Our brief is to find a skilled Witchfinder General to seek out Muslims, Mexicans and gay people."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg" alt="Witchfinder General" width="777" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5105" /></a><i>Ruthless: Suffolk Witchfinder General Vincent Price</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen to captured Muslims, Mexicans and gays under the new right-wing Trump administration, the spokesman explained their fate would not be as brutal as it was in medieval Britain. \r\n\r\n"A few hundred years ago, witches in Britain were caught, tortured into confession and then burnt at the stake. If they were lucky they were dunked in the local river instead - if they drowned they were innocent, if they survived they were definitely a witch. Then they were burnt at the stake anyway.\r\n\r\n"We are advised that this Witchfinder General role in the United States does not involve execution, so it might not be suitable for some Suffolk applicants.\r\n\r\n"Instead, those caught will simply be thrown out of the country."\r\n\r\nThe US Witchfinder General role comes with a decent $200,000 salary plus performance-related bonus for each 10,000 people ejected from the country. There are also five weeks holiday and a company car. The position is for four years with the possibility of a four-year extension, although this is deemed unlikely.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Witchfinder Vincent Price, from Lavenham, is an early applicant for the role. "It\'s right up my street. I have not worked for a while and have never been to America, so why not?"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk firm seeks Witchfinder General for United States', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5104-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-10 09:37:00', '2016-11-10 09:37:00', '', 5104, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5104-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5108, 1, '2016-11-10 09:38:23', '2016-11-10 09:38:23', '<b>By Phil Rowles\r\n\r\nA Suffolk recruitment company is looking for a Witchfinder General to join Donald Trump\'s new Presidential team in the United States.</b>\r\n\r\nThe firm won a six-way international pitch thanks to East Anglia\'s reputation for having excellent Witchfinders over hundreds of years. \r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA spokesman for recruiters I Do Big Jobs, in Bury St Edmunds, said the Witchfinder role had changed over the years, but the principle was the same.\r\n\r\n"Nobody needs to find witches anymore - that would be silly. But there are modern-day equivalents that Mr Trump and his team want to unearth.\r\n\r\n"Our brief is to find a skilled Witchfinder General to seek out Muslims, Mexicans and gay people."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg" alt="Witchfinder General" width="777" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5105" /></a><i>Ruthless: Suffolk Witchfinder General Vincent Price</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen to captured Muslims, Mexicans and gays under the new right-wing Trump administration, the spokesman explained their fate would not be as brutal as it was in medieval Britain. \r\n\r\n"A few hundred years ago, witches in Britain were caught, tortured into confession and then burnt at the stake. If they were lucky they were dunked in the local river instead - if they drowned they were innocent, if they survived they were definitely a witch. Then they were burnt at the stake anyway.\r\n\r\n"We are advised that this Witchfinder General role in the United States does not involve execution, so it might not be suitable for some Suffolk applicants.\r\n\r\n"Instead, those caught will simply be thrown out of the country."\r\n\r\nThe US Witchfinder General role comes with a decent $200,000 salary plus performance-related bonus for each 10,000 people ejected from the country. There are also five weeks holiday and a company car. The position is for four years with the possibility of a four-year extension, although this is deemed unlikely.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Witchfinder Vincent Price, from Lavenham, is an early applicant for the role. "It\'s right up my street. I have not worked for a while and have never been to America, so why not?"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk firm seeks Witchfinder General for United States', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5104-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-10 09:38:23', '2016-11-10 09:38:23', '', 5104, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5104-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5109, 1, '2016-11-10 09:40:24', '2016-11-10 09:40:24', '<b>By Phil Rowles\r\n\r\nA Suffolk recruitment company is looking for a Witchfinder General to join Donald Trump\'s new Presidential team in the United States.</b>\r\n\r\nThe firm won a six-way international pitch thanks to East Anglia\'s reputation for employing excellent Witchfinders over hundreds of years. \r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA spokesman for recruiters I Do Big Jobs, in Bury St Edmunds, said the Witchfinder role had changed over the years, but the principle was the same.\r\n\r\n"Nobody needs to find witches anymore - that would be silly. But there are modern-day equivalents that Mr Trump and his team want to unearth.\r\n\r\n"Our brief is to find a skilled Witchfinder General to seek out Muslims, Mexicans and gay people."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg" alt="Witchfinder General" width="777" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5105" /></a><i>Ruthless: Suffolk Witchfinder General Vincent Price</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen to captured Muslims, Mexicans and gays under the new right-wing Trump administration, the spokesman explained their fate would not be as brutal as it was in medieval Britain. \r\n\r\n"A few hundred years ago, witches in Britain were caught, tortured into confession and then burnt at the stake. If they were lucky they were dunked in the local river instead - if they drowned they were innocent, if they survived they were definitely a witch. Then they were burnt at the stake anyway.\r\n\r\n"We are advised that this Witchfinder General role in the United States does not involve execution, so it might not be suitable for some Suffolk applicants.\r\n\r\n"Instead, those caught will simply be thrown out of the country."\r\n\r\nThe US Witchfinder General role comes with a decent $200,000 salary plus performance-related bonus for each 10,000 people ejected from the country. There are also five weeks holiday and a company car. The position is for four years with the possibility of a four-year extension, although this is deemed unlikely.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Witchfinder Vincent Price, from Lavenham, is an early applicant for the role. "It\'s right up my street. I have not worked for a while and have never been to America, so why not?"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk firm seeks Witchfinder General for United States', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5104-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-10 09:40:24', '2016-11-10 09:40:24', '', 5104, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5104-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5110, 1, '2016-11-10 09:40:49', '2016-11-10 09:40:49', '<b>By Phil Rowles\r\n\r\nA Suffolk recruitment company is looking for a Witchfinder General to join Donald Trump\'s new Presidential team in the United States.</b>\r\n\r\nThe firm won a six-way international pitch thanks to East Anglia\'s reputation for employing excellent Witchfinders over hundreds of years. \r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA spokesman for recruiters I Do Big Jobs, in Bury St Edmunds, said the Witchfinder role had changed over time, but the principle was the same.\r\n\r\n"Nobody needs to find witches anymore - that would be silly. But there are modern-day equivalents that Mr Trump and his team want to unearth.\r\n\r\n"Our brief is to find a skilled Witchfinder General to seek out Muslims, Mexicans and gay people."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg" alt="Witchfinder General" width="777" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5105" /></a><i>Ruthless: Suffolk Witchfinder General Vincent Price</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen to captured Muslims, Mexicans and gays under the new right-wing Trump administration, the spokesman explained their fate would not be as brutal as it was in medieval Britain. \r\n\r\n"A few hundred years ago, witches in Britain were caught, tortured into confession and then burnt at the stake. If they were lucky they were dunked in the local river instead - if they drowned they were innocent, if they survived they were definitely a witch. Then they were burnt at the stake anyway.\r\n\r\n"We are advised that this Witchfinder General role in the United States does not involve execution, so it might not be suitable for some Suffolk applicants.\r\n\r\n"Instead, those caught will simply be thrown out of the country."\r\n\r\nThe US Witchfinder General role comes with a decent $200,000 salary plus performance-related bonus for each 10,000 people ejected from the country. There are also five weeks holiday and a company car. The position is for four years with the possibility of a four-year extension, although this is deemed unlikely.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Witchfinder Vincent Price, from Lavenham, is an early applicant for the role. "It\'s right up my street. I have not worked for a while and have never been to America, so why not?"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk firm seeks Witchfinder General for United States', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5104-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-10 09:40:49', '2016-11-10 09:40:49', '', 5104, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5104-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5111, 1, '2016-11-10 09:41:52', '2016-11-10 09:41:52', '<b>By Phil Rowles\r\n\r\nA Suffolk recruitment company is looking for a Witchfinder General to join Donald Trump\'s new Presidential team in the United States.</b>\r\n\r\nThe firm won a six-way international pitch thanks to East Anglia\'s reputation for employing excellent Witchfinders over hundreds of years. \r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA spokesman for recruiters I Do Big Jobs, in Bury St Edmunds, said the Witchfinder role had changed over time, but the principle was the same.\r\n\r\n"Nobody needs to find witches anymore - that would be silly. But there are modern-day equivalents that Mr Trump and his team want to unearth.\r\n\r\n"Our brief is to find a skilled Witchfinder General to seek out Muslims, Mexicans and gay people."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/witchfinder-general-e1478770120440.jpg" alt="Witchfinder General" width="777" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5105" /></a><i>Ruthless: Suffolk Witchfinder General Vincent Price</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsked what would happen to captured Muslims, Mexicans and gays under the new right-wing Trump administration, the spokesman explained their fate would not be as brutal as it was in medieval Britain. \r\n\r\n"A few hundred years ago, witches in Britain were caught, tortured into confession and then burnt at the stake. If they were lucky they were dunked in the local river instead - if they drowned they were innocent, if they survived they were definitely a witch. Then they were burnt at the stake anyway.\r\n\r\n"We are advised that this Witchfinder General role in the United States does not involve execution, so it might not be suitable for some Suffolk applicants.\r\n\r\n"Instead, those caught will simply be thrown out of America."\r\n\r\nThe US Witchfinder General role comes with a decent $200,000 salary plus performance-related bonus for each 10,000 people ejected from the country. There are also five weeks holiday and a company car. The position is for four years with the possibility of a four-year extension, although this is deemed unlikely.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Witchfinder Vincent Price, from Lavenham, is an early applicant for the role. "It\'s right up my street. I have not worked for a while and have never been to America, so why not?"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk firm seeks Witchfinder General for United States', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5104-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-10 09:41:52', '2016-11-10 09:41:52', '', 5104, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5104-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5114, 1, '2016-11-10 17:56:36', '2016-11-10 17:56:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sheriff-farage-e1478800346847.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sheriff-farage-e1478800346847.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage sheriff" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5115" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nPresident-elect Donald Trump has revealed he has already made the whole of America grate again - and that he was making Nigel Farage a special sheriff.</b>\r\n\r\nJust minutes after meeting Barack Obama at the White House, Mr Trump granted the Suffolk Gazette a telephone interview and said: "Look! I\'ve only been in the job one day and I\'m already making America grate again. Yeah, grate again. Just look at the demos against me.\r\n\r\n"I\'m grating on the Liberals, grating on the elites, grating on those transgender lady-boys, grating on the foreigners. Just look at those demos. Yeah, look at those demos... those demos.\r\n\r\n"By the way, I\'m gonna make your Nigel Farage my Sheriff in Chief, with his own silver sheriff\'s badge."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPresident Trump spoke to The Suffolk Gazette because he dislikes most of the media - and because of his <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">business interests in the county</a>.\r\n\r\nHe added: "The media, the media. The media backed crooked Hillary. Crooked Hillary. Crooked Hillary.\r\n\r\n"Now she\'s gonna have to open a pants-suits, or as you guys call \'em, trouser suits, shop on Fifth Avenue while she cries her girlie eyes out. I hope she\'s got that waterproof mascara like all my wives needed.\r\n\r\n"Anyway fella, I gotta go now to source some bricks for the wall. I don\'t want any of those Norfolk folk gettin\' in to this Trumptastic country of mine."\r\n\r\nAnd with that he rang off. But he arranged to send us the exclusive photo of Nigel Farage in his new sheriff uniform, which we have reproduced above.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Trump makes US grate again, promotes Nigel Farage to sheriff', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'donald-trump-farage', '', '', '2016-11-11 15:04:15', '2016-11-11 15:04:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5114', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5116, 1, '2016-11-10 17:56:36', '2016-11-10 17:56:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sheriff-farage-e1478800346847.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sheriff-farage-e1478800346847.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage sheriff" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5115" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nPresident-elect Donald Trump has revealed he has already made the whole of America grate again - and that he was making Nigel Farage a special sheriff.</b>\r\n\r\nJust minutes after meeting Barack Obama at the White House, Mr Trump granted the Suffolk Gazette a telephone interview and said: "Look! I\'ve only been in the job one day and I\'m already making America grate again. Yeah, grate again. Just look at the demos against me.\r\n\r\n"I\'m grating on the Liberals, grating on the elites, grating on those transgender lady-boys, grating on the foreigners. Just look at those demos. Yeah, look at those demos... those demos.\r\n\r\n"By the way, I\'m gonna make your Nigel Farage my Sheriff in Chief, with his own silver sheriff\'s badge."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPresident Trump spoke to The Suffolk Gazette because he dislikes most of the media - and because of his <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club/">business interests in the county</a>.\r\n\r\nHe added: "The media, the media. The media backed crooked Hillary. Crooked Hillary. Crooked Hillary.\r\n\r\n"Now she\'s gonna have to open a pants-suits, or as you guys call \'em, trouser suits, shop on Fifth Avenue while she cries her girlie eyes out. I hope she\'s got that waterproof mascara like all my wives needed.\r\n\r\n"Anyway fella, I gotta go now to source some bricks for the wall. I don\'t want any of those Norfolk folk gettin\' in to this Trumptastic country of mine."\r\n\r\nAnd with that he rang off. But he arranged to send us the exclusive photo of Nigel Farage in his new sheriff uniform, which we have reproduced above.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Trump makes US grate again, promotes Nigel Farage to sheriff', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5114-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-10 17:56:36', '2016-11-10 17:56:36', '', 5114, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5114-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5117, 1, '2016-11-11 09:31:44', '2016-11-11 09:31:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mercedes-benz-e1478856259208.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mercedes-benz-e1478856259208.jpg" alt="Mercedes drivers" width="777" height="565" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5118" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Mercedes-Benz has revealed that from next year its owner handbooks will contain advice on being polite to other road users.</b>\r\n\r\nCompany bosses were forced to admit Mercedes drivers were the rudest on the road, seemingly incapable of thanking other motorists for letting them through.\r\n\r\nAnd roadside surveys confirmed no Mercedes driver had ever let another vehicle out from a side junction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the German luxury car maker said: "We have some of the best cars in the world, but also the most arrogant drivers.\r\n\r\n"From January our handbooks will contain five pages of advice about how to interact with other road users, things like raising a hand to say thank you, or letting people out into queuing traffic.\r\n\r\n"There will be advice on how not to hog the outside lane or tailgate other cars, and a special section about giving cyclists and pedestrians a wide berth. \r\n\r\n"It shouldn\'t take too long for the rude reputation to disappear. That dubious accolade can then go back to BMW where it belongs."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mercedes handbooks to advise on driving politely', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mercedes-drivers', '', '', '2017-02-10 10:00:54', '2017-02-10 10:00:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5117', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5119, 1, '2016-11-11 09:28:50', '2016-11-11 09:28:50', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mercedes-benz-e1478856259208.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mercedes-benz-e1478856259208.jpg" alt="Mercedes drivers" width="777" height="565" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5118" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Mercedes Benz has revealed that from next year its owner handbooks will contain advice on being polite to other road users.</b>\r\n\r\nCompany bosses were forced to admit Mercedes drivers were the rudest on the road, seemingly incapable of thanking other motorists for letting them through.\r\n\r\nAnd roadside surveys confirmed no Mercedes driver had ever let another vehicle out from a side junction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the German luxury car maker said: "We have some of the best cars in the world, but also the most arrogant drivers.\r\n\r\n"From January our handbooks will contain five pages of advice about how to interact with other road users, things like raise a hand to say thank you, or letting people out into queuing traffic.\r\n\r\n"There will be advice on how not to hog the outside lane or tailgate other cars, and a special section about giving cyclists and pedestrians a wide berth. \r\n\r\n"It shouldn\'t take too long for the rude reputation to disappear. That dubious accolade can then go back to BMW where it belongs."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mercedes Benz handbooks to advise on driving politely', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5117-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 09:28:50', '2016-11-11 09:28:50', '', 5117, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5117-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5120, 1, '2016-11-11 09:29:55', '2016-11-11 09:29:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mercedes-benz-e1478856259208.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mercedes-benz-e1478856259208.jpg" alt="Mercedes drivers" width="777" height="565" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5118" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Mercedes Benz has revealed that from next year its owner handbooks will contain advice on being polite to other road users.</b>\r\n\r\nCompany bosses were forced to admit Mercedes drivers were the rudest on the road, seemingly incapable of thanking other motorists for letting them through.\r\n\r\nAnd roadside surveys confirmed no Mercedes driver had ever let another vehicle out from a side junction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the German luxury car maker said: "We have some of the best cars in the world, but also the most arrogant drivers.\r\n\r\n"From January our handbooks will contain five pages of advice about how to interact with other road users, things like raise a hand to say thank you, or letting people out into queuing traffic.\r\n\r\n"There will be advice on how not to hog the outside lane or tailgate other cars, and a special section about giving cyclists and pedestrians a wide berth. \r\n\r\n"It shouldn\'t take too long for the rude reputation to disappear. That dubious accolade can then go back to BMW where it belongs."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mercedes handbooks to advise on driving politely', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5117-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 09:29:55', '2016-11-11 09:29:55', '', 5117, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5117-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5121, 1, '2016-11-11 09:31:20', '2016-11-11 09:31:20', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mercedes-benz-e1478856259208.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mercedes-benz-e1478856259208.jpg" alt="Mercedes drivers" width="777" height="565" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5118" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Mercedes Benz has revealed that from next year its owner handbooks will contain advice on being polite to other road users.</b>\r\n\r\nCompany bosses were forced to admit Mercedes drivers were the rudest on the road, seemingly incapable of thanking other motorists for letting them through.\r\n\r\nAnd roadside surveys confirmed no Mercedes driver had ever let another vehicle out from a side junction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the German luxury car maker said: "We have some of the best cars in the world, but also the most arrogant drivers.\r\n\r\n"From January our handbooks will contain five pages of advice about how to interact with other road users, things like raising a hand to say thank you, or letting people out into queuing traffic.\r\n\r\n"There will be advice on how not to hog the outside lane or tailgate other cars, and a special section about giving cyclists and pedestrians a wide berth. \r\n\r\n"It shouldn\'t take too long for the rude reputation to disappear. That dubious accolade can then go back to BMW where it belongs."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mercedes handbooks to advise on driving politely', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5117-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 09:31:20', '2016-11-11 09:31:20', '', 5117, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5117-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5122, 1, '2016-11-11 09:32:44', '2016-11-11 09:32:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mercedes-benz-e1478856259208.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mercedes-benz-e1478856259208.jpg" alt="Mercedes drivers" width="777" height="565" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5118" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Mercedes-Benz has revealed that from next year its owner handbooks will contain advice on being polite to other road users.</b>\r\n\r\nCompany bosses were forced to admit Mercedes drivers were the rudest on the road, seemingly incapable of thanking other motorists for letting them through.\r\n\r\nAnd roadside surveys confirmed no Mercedes driver had ever let another vehicle out from a side junction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the German luxury car maker said: "We have some of the best cars in the world, but also the most arrogant drivers.\r\n\r\n"From January our handbooks will contain five pages of advice about how to interact with other road users, things like raising a hand to say thank you, or letting people out into queuing traffic.\r\n\r\n"There will be advice on how not to hog the outside lane or tailgate other cars, and a special section about giving cyclists and pedestrians a wide berth. \r\n\r\n"It shouldn\'t take too long for the rude reputation to disappear. That dubious accolade can then go back to BMW where it belongs."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mercedes handbooks to advise on driving politely', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5117-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 09:32:44', '2016-11-11 09:32:44', '', 5117, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5117-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5131, 1, '2016-11-11 15:43:15', '2016-11-11 15:43:15', '<b>By Ben Twarters, Security Editor\r\n\r\nWanted former CIA spy Ted Snowman is making a clandestine living growing hydroponic vegetables in a former US air force nuclear bomb dump, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe renegade former secret agent, who is the subject of numerous extradition attempts by United States security services, spilled the beans on his website WikiLeeks accusing his former employers of hacking into every mobile phone call.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt was thought Snowman, 30, was living in exile in Moscow under the protection of Russian Agriculture Minster, Vladimir Spinichovich.\r\n\r\nHowever, we can reveal he is today making a meagre living while in hiding - by entering his mutant vegetables in low-key fetes across East Anglia.\r\n\r\nVillage halls in the region have been stunned by the gigantic dimensions of normally modest produce, which have consistently picked up small cash prizes.\r\n\r\nSnowman took up residence in a tree-shrouded underground concrete bunker on an airbase near Woodbridge which was abandoned by the United States Air Force in 1989.\r\n\r\nThere is nothing to give away the entrance to his new 50-metre-long underground home in the middle of a the Suffolk copse.\r\n\r\n<b>42-kilo Swede</b>\r\n\r\nBut his presence was first noticed by local councillor, Lady Samphire O\'Bergine, who became suspicious after a 42-kilogram swede won best root vegetable at the Walsham-le-Gume annual show.\r\n\r\nLady Samphire said: "The mystery winner wasn\'t there to collect his prize of £10 and one of Mrs Maris-Piper\'s finest carrot cakes. This was most odd, as the victor would normally want to be photographed by the paper."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Carrot-cake.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Carrot-cake-300x217.jpg" alt="Carrot-cake" width="300" height="217" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-412" /></a><center><i>Abandoned: carrot cake</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nSnowman\'s ruse was finally rumbled when a contractor was seen dropping large quantities of a pungent substance, thought to be fertiliser, into the discreet copse which covers the entrance to his lair.\r\n\r\nApproached by the Suffolk Gazette, the obviously malnourished outlaw said: "The only hacking I do these days is through the cow parsley to get my front door. I am now totally dedicated to blowing open the closed world of competition vegetable growing."\r\n\r\nHearing of Snowman\'s exposure, former Suffolk resident and fellow fugitive Julius Asparagus says: "I\'ve always hated Swedes, but I am glad he has evaded capture. I hope they give his peas a chance."\r\n\r\n<b>Okra Winfrey</b>\r\n\r\nMr Snowman has reportedly refused several interview requests including one from legendary US talk show host Okra Winfrey.\r\n\r\nPC Al Ottment, of Walsham-le-Gume police, said: "We will make a root and branch investigation which hopefully will bear fruit."\r\n\r\nPentagon spooksperson, Lt Col Chard "Curly" Kale said: "We cannot confirm or deny the presence, or indeed absence, of any such person as Mr Snowman and even if he did exist we would be unable to confirm or deny whether or not there is an ongoing investigation."\r\n\r\nUnder pressure from the Suffolk Gazette, Col Kale conceded: "No sir, I don\'t much like Swede either."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'CIA whistleblower vegetates in nuclear bunker', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '408-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 15:43:15', '2016-11-11 15:43:15', '', 408, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/408-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5132, 1, '2016-11-11 15:46:41', '2016-11-11 15:46:41', '<b>By Foo Tse, Economics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times)\r\n\r\nChancellor George Osborne has unveiled a one-off tax break to dozens of specialist shops in seaside towns that sell over-priced interior goods, designer children’s wear and posh food.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk’s high-class coastal towns including Aldeburgh, Southwold and Walberswick will qualify for the special tax break which will apply to all shops owned by the partners of London-based media executives.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn today\'s much-anticipated Budget, Mr Osborne has relaxed Corporation Tax specifically for those owners, discounting the 20 per cent rate by half.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/suffolk-coast.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/suffolk-coast-225x300.jpg" alt="suffolk-coast" width="225" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-406" /></a><b>Pelmets</b>\r\n\r\nIn his final Budget speech before a Tory walkover in the Eastern Counties, Mr Osborne said: “Those little shops now infest high streets called things like Mummy’s Kitchen and Debbie’s Delights\r\n\r\n"They deliver such a useful service to the economies of struggling coastal towns that I feel compelled to give them the tax breaks they deserve.”\r\n\r\nTo qualify for the new tax break the shops must be owned by the partners of ex-pat Londoners and the goods they sell must be deemed to be appealing to the so-called “Yummy Mummy” - and have no apparent practical use.\r\n\r\nThe news was welcomed by Hermione Chomondely-Battersea, owner of Pippa’s Pelmets in Southwold.\r\n\r\n<b>Election bribe</b>\r\n\r\nShe squeaked: “This is just amazing. It will be really handy when it comes to selling my hand-made curtain coverings because I can normally only add a 250 per cent margin. Cheers to Mr Osborne! Amazing.”\r\n\r\nIt is estimated by experts at the Suffolk Higher Institute for Taxation the tax-tweak looks set to save the owners up to £1,000 a week in the high season – a move which could cost the Treasury more than £500,000 a year.\r\n\r\nProf Ron Cobblers, head spokesman for  SHIT, said: “It would be easy to think this pointless gesture to the dopey wives of rich London-based media executives could be a blatant election bribe in a county which already thinks these shops are silly and pointless.” \r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Posh seaside shops get Budget boost', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '403-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 15:46:41', '2016-11-11 15:46:41', '', 403, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/403-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5133, 1, '2016-11-11 15:47:57', '2016-11-11 15:47:57', '<b>By Nobby Jockey, Racing Editor\r\n\r\nDashing Cornishman Ross Poldark is a shock entry for the Grand National, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nTrainers have been impressed with the handsome star\'s riding skills on Sunday night prime-time TV hit, Poldark.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe spends most of each hour-long episode riding his horse along Cornwall cliff tops at breakneck speed, despite wearing a huge hat and cape.\r\n\r\nHorse racing experts spotted his talent and soon made discreet enquiries to Poldark\'s Cornish estate about signing him up for the big race at Aintree next month.\r\n\r\nNewmarket trainer Leicester Biggot got his man and will now partner Poldark with his much-fancied horse Adnams Bitter in the Grand National.\r\n\r\nSpeaking from his famous Suffolk yard, Biggot said: "Poldark shows exceptional speed and skill on his horse every Sunday night on television.\r\n\r\n"And he does this time and again - it\'s almost as though he does nothing else. No wonder his family mining operation ground to a halt.\r\n\r\n"Now I can put his riding skills to good use in the biggest horse race on earth."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/poldark-horse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/poldark-horse-300x169.jpg" alt="poldark-horse" width="300" height="169" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-394" /></a><center><i>Poldark training for the Grand National</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nBookies have already made Poldark even money to win the National on Adnams Bitter.\r\n\r\nPaddy Power\'s Kenny Wynn said: "It\'s safe to say Poldark will be the housewives\' favourite for the Grand National this year."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to contact Poldark in the 18th Century for a comment, but he was out riding along a remote Cornish cliff top.\r\n\r\nBut his alluring kitchen wench said: "He does love to mount up and have a good ride.\r\n\r\n"And he definitely likes finishing first."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Poldark to ride in Grand National', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '393-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 15:47:57', '2016-11-11 15:47:57', '', 393, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/393-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5134, 1, '2016-11-11 15:49:21', '2016-11-11 15:49:21', '<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen has banned selfie sticks from all her palaces - because they upset her beloved Corgies.</b>\r\n\r\nRoyal staff noticed the dogs thought they were sticks to be thrown so they could chase and retrieve them.\r\n\r\nBut the pampered pooches then became sad when all people did was use them to take pictures of themselves.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe problem became acute outside Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle, where thousands of visitors were using selfie sticks each day.\r\n\r\nAnd the news will come as further blow to selfie-stick lovers, coming after a number of institutions like the National Gallery also imposed a ban.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace source told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Corgies were yapping constantly because they kept seeing people with sticks at the gates.\r\n\r\n"They assumed the were to be thrown for them, so they could have a game. But the tourists simply attached cameras to the sticks and took pictures of themselves.\r\n\r\n"The Queen was furious. She hates anything that might upset the precious Royal Corgies - so she has ordered a blanket selfie-stick ban.\r\n\r\n"Anyone spotted using them outside the Palace will be asked politely to stop by soldiers on sentry duty."\r\n\r\nWorryingly, the source added: "If they still persist, Her Majesty has ordered staff to set the dogs on them."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.468013% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/57077707?et=BIHKInJuRjtr8mVS19FOgw&sig=EhNLRG-7_B59modYiiDy4BOY1D4h5FWrhu4ZHrWXypM=" width="445" height="282" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/57077707" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The Queen and her corgies look out for tourists with selfie sticks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Royal ban was criticised last night by Suffolk selfie-stick manufacturer IStickitupyou Ltd. Sales Director Yassir Ikanboogie said: "I think the Queen has been a little too quick off the mark here.\r\n\r\n"Selfie sticks provide a perfect way for visitors to record moments to be treasured for ever with their cameras and iPhones.\r\n\r\n"Now their last photos could be of themselves being chased by a pack of snarling Corgies."\r\n\r\nIStickitupyou, which is based in Framlingham and employs 2,600 people, has been making selfie sticks for 75 years, and now fears redundancies.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/buckingham-palace-selfie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/buckingham-palace-selfie-225x300.jpg" alt="buckingham-palace-selfie" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-381" /></a><center><i>A tourist\'s selfie at Buckingham Palace</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the Kennel Club was pleased with the Royal ban. "Dogs can easily get confused by selfie sticks. They always want to play, and so will become frustrated when no-one throws the stick for them."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Queen bans selfie sticks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '380-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 15:49:21', '2016-11-11 15:49:21', '', 380, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/380-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5135, 1, '2016-11-11 16:29:04', '2016-11-11 16:29:04', '<b>Suffolk Gazette motoring columnist Jeremy Clarkson has been sacked after he threw the Editor off a cliff.</b>\r\n\r\nHe and Suffolk Gazette staff had a furious row over the direction of his column in the paper and the choice of biscuits.\r\n\r\nAnd when The Editor demanded a lunchtime showdown meeting with Clarkson at Dunwich, the controversial Top Gear star lost his cool.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/137299673?et=6Lb9CuP_Sg5S6gqGaRwwLw&sig=Yrs0rmL7hZdMQA8EkxSJ10LsoxnRe6yuzOuiKvLzq7A=" width="445" height="296" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/137299673" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Clarkson leaves the Suffolk Gazette offices for the last time</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Gazette said: "Jeremy and the Editor had a blazing row.\r\n\r\n"The Editor wanted Clarkson to write more about tractors, but Jeremy would not budge.\r\n\r\n"The argument got worse - and then he suddenly gave the Editor a Chinese burn, grabbed his coat and threw him off Dunwich cliff."\r\n\r\nAmazingly the Editor was unhurt as a passing dog walker on the beach below broke his 50-foot fall.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:346px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:128.571429% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3248147?et=QtdbqBRjR5hTlk7OffjnIw&sig=TqI3LT8DXpp0tb2oW5ZrYgwZHIeGZAzGu50vnqvbVdA=&caption=true" width="346" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3248147" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Dangerous: Dunwich cliffs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nClarkson, who has sparked controversy over his comments about Norfolk, and who was once hounded out of Norwich while writing a Suffolk Gazette column about a Lotus with the number plate 1TFC, was sacked on the spot.\r\n\r\nHe began his career on the Suffolk Gazette as a cub reporter in 1963, moving up to be chief farming correspondent in 1978.\r\n\r\nBut his love of cars (and the fact the Suffolk farmers hated him) saw him launch the paper\'s first motoring column in 1983.\r\n\r\nHe earned millions a year from his successful column, allowing him to do some filming for the BBC show Top Gear in his spare time.\r\n\r\nClarkson\'s row with the Suffolk Gazette Editor came just days after the BBC suspended him over a fracas with a producer.\r\n\r\nClarkson, 74, said last night: "Some say he is the best Editor in the world. All I know is he likes tractors. I quit."\r\n\r\nAnd on that bombshell...\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suffolk Gazette sacks Jeremy Clarkson', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '355-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 16:29:04', '2016-11-11 16:29:04', '', 355, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/355-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5136, 1, '2016-11-11 16:32:19', '2016-11-11 16:32:19', '<b>By Onmee Head, Football Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nA major football team has been relegated three weeks before the end-of-season showdown - because the side is totally imbalanced.\r\n\r\nFans of UKIP FC loved their team\'s attacking style, but soon noticed each player was actually a right winger.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThat left the UKIP outfit exposed throughout the middle of the park and down the left flank. And although they were able to score some spectacular goals, they were no good at the back.\r\n\r\nWags pointed out that early relegation was a blessing, because had they made the top four, UKIP FC would have refused to play in Europe next season anyway.\r\n\r\nBut opposition fans have not been as vocal about UKIP\'s demise as many had expected, probably because with only weeks to go in the season, they have their own problems.\r\n\r\nLabour FC have issues with their captain, who some say has failed to lead the team well enough. There are also rumours he stole his brother\'s boots to prevent him from taking his place on the pitch.\r\n\r\nEven though Labour FC are still pushing for the title, many believe they will only make the play-offs where they are likely to meet Conservative FC.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:65.319865% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/92681813?et=4DLDpr6nR6hrYgmaz6zz3w&sig=3ficCaylV-rNmtAsC96ZOCl-qf9pg2YlINEdjPvuxbQ=" width="445" height="291" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/92681813" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Conservative FC skipper David Cameron with his striker coach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nThe blue-shirted Conservatives may be the defending champions, but their early-season promise has fizzled out and attendences have fallen.\r\n\r\nIf rivals Labour and Conservative are neck-and-neck after May 7, then an emergency transfer window opens in order for both sides to strengthen their squads.\r\n\r\nThat leaves teams like SNP FC and Green FC, together with a group of sides from Northern Ireland, and a weird team with an unpronouncable name from Wales, open to a variety of transfer bids.\r\n\r\nLabour\'s hopes of snatching key players from SNP FC have been dashed, because the outfit, led by a fearsome, tough-tackling woman, are shockingly bad at defence, believing there is no need for a deterrent at all. The SNP, known fondly by fans as "The Gingers", also want permission to play in the Scottish League only.\r\n\r\nThat leaves Green FC, but commentators fear their players are too slow because they are always trying to conserve energy.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the Suffolk Gazette can confirm that Liberal Democrat FC, who for so long bossed the middle of the park with a succession of creative midfielders, have gone out of existance. Any points they won this season have been distributed to the other clubs.\r\n\r\nMore news as we get it.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'UKIP football team relegated', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '654-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 16:32:19', '2016-11-11 16:32:19', '', 654, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/654-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5137, 1, '2016-11-11 16:33:22', '2016-11-11 16:33:22', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor</b>\r\n\r\nTelevision star Stephen Fry has sensationally joined the Ipswich Town Football Club board after admitting his much-publicised "love" for East Anglian rivals Norwich City was a sham.\r\n\r\nFry has long been associated with the Carrow Road club, but now says he has secretly supported Ipswich since he was a boy.\r\n\r\nNow Fry has accepted Tractor Boys owner Marcus Evans\' offer to join the board as Director of Crowd Entertainment.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:300px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:148.129676% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/455261291?et=7eXuDsAHTjx-bluYMas5Rw&sig=xl-1-7jVXEDc6eCrEghtjsB09MKEmrGuYgBlDsXxMck=" width="300" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/455261291" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Stephen Fry with his hated Norwich scarf</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nThe move comes as Fry has taken a self-imposed break from his Twitter account, where he has 9.3 million followers, and has also stopped using the photo sharing site Instagram.\r\n\r\nA friend said: "After getting married Stephen wanted to change a few things. He\'s off social media for a few months, and he decided to use the opportunity of this break to admit he actually hates Norwich and is a secret regular at Portman Road.\r\n\r\n"Even though he is always busy with TV and stage work, he considered it a great honour to be offered a role on the Ipswich Town board. It\'s a dream come true for him."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe club refused to comment, but an insider said: "We always knew he was a fan because there was a season ticket in his name since 1980, the period when Ipswich were the best team in Europe.\r\n\r\n"We respected his privacy, but when we found out he was ready to admit he detested Norwich, yellow and green and Delia Smith, then we seized on the chance.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the sort of good business that has made Marcus Evans a multi-million pound fortune."\r\n\r\n<b>Portman Road</b>\r\n\r\nIt is not yet clear exactly what duties the host of popular television show QI will perform, but it is understood he will be doing much of the on-pitch micropohone work entertaining the huge Portman Road crowds before matches and at half-time.\r\n\r\nMr Ken Airy, a spokesman for Norwich City said: "We are urgently trying to contact Mr Fry to see if this is true. But we admit he would not be the first to realise supporting Ipswich is by far a more pleasurable experience."\r\n\r\nThere is form at the top level for this - with Delia Smith famously being photographed wearing an Ipswich rosette on the day of the 1978 FA Cup final, when Ipswich won one of its three major trophies.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Stephen Fry joins Ipswich Town board', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '649-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 16:33:22', '2016-11-11 16:33:22', '', 649, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/649-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5138, 1, '2016-11-11 16:34:27', '2016-11-11 16:34:27', '<b>By Jerome Clarkson, Motoring Editor</b>\r\n\r\nA 20mph maximum speed limit is to be imposed along the whole length of the A12 in a bid to improve journey times, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nExperts say average travelling times along the A12 – which is Britain’s most often-repaired dual carriageway – will actually be shorter if a compulsory limit of 20mph is imposed from Romford all the way to Lowestoft on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nProfessor Ron Jeremy, who has enjoyed many positions before joining the Suffolk Highways Institute of Transportation, said: “We have carefully calculated that with more than 47 miles of 40mph average speed limits on the A12, traffic backs up continuously and causes stationary tailbacks for no apparent reason.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Bloody Essex drivers\'</b>\r\n\r\n“This is especially true in the parts of the A12 which are in Essex where bloody drivers prefer to hang out of each other’s boot lids in the outside lane rather than keep a sensible distance from the car in front.”\r\n\r\nProf Jeremy added that SHIT’s research also concluded the contractors for the highway authority, London-based company Pish O\'Takers Ltd,  were usually unable to complete whatever work schedule had been made up that week because they had only three qualified staff and one spade to manage nearly 90 miles of major trunk road.\r\n\r\n“As anyone who has travelled the A12 will tell you,” added Prof Jeremy, “There are miles and miles of red and white plastic cones, abandoned plant and vehicles and no-one to been seen working day or night, weekend or weekday.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:343px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:145.481050% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/115961695?et=okCg7vnCSKx_Eo5-cZMVUA&sig=pU2ZKr6tIfpp2oFwltIb8H7e4Obt6H-wkGHroTsgrwk=" width="343" height="499" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/115961695" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Traffic on the A12 at a standstill</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLady Annabel Crufts, chair of the County  Council’s road traffic inhibiting committee, said: “Speed kills and if everyone is doing 20mph for absolutely no sensible reason whatsoever, everyone will be calm and safe.”\r\n\r\nThe limit will come into force over a 17-week period over the summer, just as everyone is trying to drive away quickly to their holidays.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', '20mph limit for entire A12', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '638-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-11 16:34:27', '2016-11-11 16:34:27', '', 638, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/638-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5141, 1, '2016-11-12 09:26:29', '2016-11-12 09:26:29', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOne of the biggest names in British music has given an exclusive interview about his thoughts on Ipswich Town Football Club.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking at length to the Suffolk Gazette, Dave Davies, who founded The Kinks with his brother Ray, proved he had deep-seated knowledge about the ailing Suffolk club.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIn a far-reaching interview, the <i>You Really Got Me</i> and <i>Lola</i> star revealed his fears that Ipswich may never make it back to the Premier League - a view shared by many fans.\r\n\r\nMr Davies granted the interview after being contacted by the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette last night.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks">@davedavieskinks</a> Dear Dave: will Ipswich ever make it back to the Premiership?</p>&mdash; Suffolk Gazette (@SuffolkGazette) <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette/status/797192161611710464">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 69-year-old clearly wanted to consider his answer carefully, and gave an extraordinarily long and detailed reply less than 20 minutes later.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> dont ask</p>&mdash; Dave Davies (@davedavieskinks) <a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks/status/797196943407644672">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Editor of this newspaper said: "I admit it was actually only a two-word interview, but his \'Don\'t ask\' answer can be taken in several ways.\r\n\r\n"Either he means \'don\'t ask\' jokingly because Ipswich will never get back to the Premier League, which is astute of him.\r\n\r\n"Or he means \'don\'t ask\' as in bugger off and stop stalking me on Twitter."\r\n\r\nMr Davies\' interview proves once again that the Suffolk Gazette is the newspaper of record for East Anglia, trusted by the famous and powerful worldwide.\r\n\r\nIf you are a worldwide celebrity, feel free give us an exclusive interview on Twitter, too. Here\'s the Twitter page: <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dave Davies of The Kinks reveals all about Ipswich Town', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'dave-davies-kinks', '', '', '2016-11-13 10:30:45', '2016-11-13 10:30:45', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5141', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5143, 1, '2016-11-12 09:16:05', '2016-11-12 09:16:05', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOne of the biggest names in British music has given an exclusive interview about his thoughts on Ipswich Town Football Club.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking at length to the Suffolk Gazette, Dave Davies, who founded The Kinks with his brother Ray, proved he had deep-seated knowledge about the Suffolk club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn a far-reaching interview, the <i>You Really Got Me</i> and <i>Lola</i> star revealed his fears that Ipswich may never make it back to the Premier League - a view shared by many fans.\r\n\r\nMr Davies granted the interview after being contacted by the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette last night.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks">@davedavieskinks</a> Dear Dave: will Ipswich ever make it back to the Premiership?</p>&mdash; Suffolk Gazette (@SuffolkGazette) <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette/status/797192161611710464">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 69-year-old clearly wanted to consider his answer carefully, but he gave an extraordinarily long and detailed reply less 20 minutes later.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks">@davedavieskinks</a> Dear Dave: will Ipswich ever make it back to the Premiership?</p>&mdash; Suffolk Gazette (@SuffolkGazette) <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette/status/797192161611710464">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Editor of this newspaper said: "I admit it was actually only a two-word interview, but his \'Don\'t ask\' answer can be taken in several ways.\r\n\r\n"Either he means \'don\'t ask\' because Ipswich will never get back to the Premier League, which is astute of him. Or he means \'don\'t as\' as in bugger off and stop stalking me on Twitter."\r\n\r\nMr Davies\' interview proves once again that the Suffolk Gazette is the newspaper of record for East Anglia, trusted by the famous and powerful worldwide.\r\n\r\n', 'Dave Davies of The Kinks reveals all about Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5141-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-12 09:16:05', '2016-11-12 09:16:05', '', 5141, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5141-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5144, 1, '2016-11-12 09:17:28', '2016-11-12 09:17:28', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOne of the biggest names in British music has given an exclusive interview about his thoughts on Ipswich Town Football Club.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking at length to the Suffolk Gazette, Dave Davies, who founded The Kinks with his brother Ray, proved he had deep-seated knowledge about the Suffolk club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn a far-reaching interview, the <i>You Really Got Me</i> and <i>Lola</i> star revealed his fears that Ipswich may never make it back to the Premier League - a view shared by many fans.\r\n\r\nMr Davies granted the interview after being contacted by the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette last night.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks">@davedavieskinks</a> Dear Dave: will Ipswich ever make it back to the Premiership?</p>&mdash; Suffolk Gazette (@SuffolkGazette) <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette/status/797192161611710464">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 69-year-old clearly wanted to consider his answer carefully, but he gave an extraordinarily long and detailed reply less 20 minutes later.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks">@davedavieskinks</a> Dear Dave: will Ipswich ever make it back to the Premiership?</p>&mdash; Suffolk Gazette (@SuffolkGazette) <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette/status/797192161611710464">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Editor of this newspaper said: "I admit it was actually only a two-word interview, but his \'Don\'t ask\' answer can be taken in several ways.\r\n\r\n"Either he means \'don\'t ask\' because Ipswich will never get back to the Premier League, which is astute of him. Or he means \'don\'t as\' as in bugger off and stop stalking me on Twitter."\r\n\r\nMr Davies\' interview proves once again that the Suffolk Gazette is the newspaper of record for East Anglia, trusted by the famous and powerful worldwide.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dave Davies of The Kinks reveals all about Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5141-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-12 09:17:28', '2016-11-12 09:17:28', '', 5141, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5141-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5145, 1, '2016-11-12 09:21:37', '2016-11-12 09:21:37', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOne of the biggest names in British music has given an exclusive interview about his thoughts on Ipswich Town Football Club.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking at length to the Suffolk Gazette, Dave Davies, who founded The Kinks with his brother Ray, proved he had deep-seated knowledge about the ailing Suffolk club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn a far-reaching interview, the <i>You Really Got Me</i> and <i>Lola</i> star revealed his fears that Ipswich may never make it back to the Premier League - a view shared by many fans.\r\n\r\nMr Davies granted the interview after being contacted by the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette last night.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks">@davedavieskinks</a> Dear Dave: will Ipswich ever make it back to the Premiership?</p>&mdash; Suffolk Gazette (@SuffolkGazette) <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette/status/797192161611710464">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 69-year-old clearly wanted to consider his answer carefully, and gave an extraordinarily long and detailed reply less than 20 minutes later.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks">@davedavieskinks</a> Dear Dave: will Ipswich ever make it back to the Premiership?</p>&mdash; Suffolk Gazette (@SuffolkGazette) <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette/status/797192161611710464">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Editor of this newspaper said: "I admit it was actually only a two-word interview, but his \'Don\'t ask\' answer can be taken in several ways.\r\n\r\n"Either he means \'don\'t ask\' jokingly because Ipswich will never get back to the Premier League, which is astute of him.\r\n\r\n"Or he means \'don\'t ask\' as in bugger off and stop stalking me on Twitter."\r\n\r\nMr Davies\' interview proves once again that the Suffolk Gazette is the newspaper of record for East Anglia, trusted by the famous and powerful worldwide.\r\n\r\nIf you are a worldwide celebrity, feel free give us an exclusive interview on Twitter, too. Here\'s the Twitter page: <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dave Davies of The Kinks reveals all about Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5141-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-12 09:21:37', '2016-11-12 09:21:37', '', 5141, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5141-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5146, 1, '2016-11-12 09:23:23', '2016-11-12 09:23:23', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOne of the biggest names in British music has given an exclusive interview about his thoughts on Ipswich Town Football Club.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking at length to the Suffolk Gazette, Dave Davies, who founded The Kinks with his brother Ray, proved he had deep-seated knowledge about the ailing Suffolk club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn a far-reaching interview, the <i>You Really Got Me</i> and <i>Lola</i> star revealed his fears that Ipswich may never make it back to the Premier League - a view shared by many fans.\r\n\r\nMr Davies granted the interview after being contacted by the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette last night.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks">@davedavieskinks</a> Dear Dave: will Ipswich ever make it back to the Premiership?</p>&mdash; Suffolk Gazette (@SuffolkGazette) <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette/status/797192161611710464">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 69-year-old clearly wanted to consider his answer carefully, and gave an extraordinarily long and detailed reply less than 20 minutes later.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> dont ask</p>&mdash; Dave Davies (@davedavieskinks) <a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks/status/797196943407644672">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Editor of this newspaper said: "I admit it was actually only a two-word interview, but his \'Don\'t ask\' answer can be taken in several ways.\r\n\r\n"Either he means \'don\'t ask\' jokingly because Ipswich will never get back to the Premier League, which is astute of him.\r\n\r\n"Or he means \'don\'t ask\' as in bugger off and stop stalking me on Twitter."\r\n\r\nMr Davies\' interview proves once again that the Suffolk Gazette is the newspaper of record for East Anglia, trusted by the famous and powerful worldwide.\r\n\r\nIf you are a worldwide celebrity, feel free give us an exclusive interview on Twitter, too. Here\'s the Twitter page: <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dave Davies of The Kinks reveals all about Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5141-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-12 09:23:23', '2016-11-12 09:23:23', '', 5141, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5141-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5147, 1, '2016-11-12 09:25:32', '2016-11-12 09:25:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nOne of the biggest names in British music has given an exclusive interview about his thoughts on Ipswich Town Football Club.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking at length to the Suffolk Gazette, Dave Davies, who founded The Kinks with his brother Ray, proved he had deep-seated knowledge about the ailing Suffolk club.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIn a far-reaching interview, the <i>You Really Got Me</i> and <i>Lola</i> star revealed his fears that Ipswich may never make it back to the Premier League - a view shared by many fans.\r\n\r\nMr Davies granted the interview after being contacted by the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette last night.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks">@davedavieskinks</a> Dear Dave: will Ipswich ever make it back to the Premiership?</p>&mdash; Suffolk Gazette (@SuffolkGazette) <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette/status/797192161611710464">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 69-year-old clearly wanted to consider his answer carefully, and gave an extraordinarily long and detailed reply less than 20 minutes later.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a> dont ask</p>&mdash; Dave Davies (@davedavieskinks) <a href="https://twitter.com/davedavieskinks/status/797196943407644672">November 11, 2016</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Editor of this newspaper said: "I admit it was actually only a two-word interview, but his \'Don\'t ask\' answer can be taken in several ways.\r\n\r\n"Either he means \'don\'t ask\' jokingly because Ipswich will never get back to the Premier League, which is astute of him.\r\n\r\n"Or he means \'don\'t ask\' as in bugger off and stop stalking me on Twitter."\r\n\r\nMr Davies\' interview proves once again that the Suffolk Gazette is the newspaper of record for East Anglia, trusted by the famous and powerful worldwide.\r\n\r\nIf you are a worldwide celebrity, feel free give us an exclusive interview on Twitter, too. Here\'s the Twitter page: <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">@SuffolkGazette</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dave Davies of The Kinks reveals all about Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5141-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-12 09:25:32', '2016-11-12 09:25:32', '', 5141, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5141-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5148, 0, '2016-11-12 11:14:57', '2016-11-12 11:14:57', 'Sir,\r\n\r\nI am writing to you following the formation of the Suffolk liberation front.\r\n\r\nFollowing yesterday\'s announcement on radio Suffolk that devolution for Suffolk and Norfolk is going ahead with our own mayor and even government we cannot bear to see anyone from Norfolk to rule over us.\r\nWe have mobilised and already have agents with a foothold in Great Yarmouth posing as a business, the same people have got a Yarmouth girl to turn traitor and she\'s being trained in a house in Suffolk right now.\r\nOur intention is to take over Norfolk, strip what assets they have, (if any) and then use the population as Slavs labour when we finally get devolution, for the residents of Norfolk nothing will change, for us we intend on defending our Suffolk borders, throwing all illegal Norfolk bred people out and putting a barbed wire fence around Ipswich and using it as an internment camp, Bury st Edmunds is to be our capital, we shall be completely self sustaining here.\r\nThe SLF intends on a full campaign of violence to achieve this goal...\r\nWe DEMAND press coverage or we shall burn down the gazette offices.\r\nOur motto is \'WE ARE SUFFOLK\' we speak for the people of Suffolk and encourage all farmers to join us, we will provide you the slaves you need once we take power\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Suffolk liberation front\nAUTHOR EMAIL: payneluke27@yahoo.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 93.97.109.141\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Suffolk liberation front\n    [2_Email] =&gt; payneluke27@yahoo.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Sir,\r\n\r\nI am writing to you following the formation of the Suffolk liberation front.\r\n\r\nFollowing yesterday\'s announcement on radio Suffolk that devolution for Suffolk and Norfolk is going ahead with our own mayor and even government we cannot bear to see anyone from Norfolk to rule over us.\r\nWe have mobilised and already have agents with a foothold in Great Yarmouth posing as a business, the same people have got a Yarmouth girl to turn traitor and she\'s being trained in a house in Suffolk right now.\r\nOur intention is to take over Norfolk, strip what assets they have, (if any) and then use the population as Slavs labour when we finally get devolution, for the residents of Norfolk nothing will change, for us we intend on defending our Suffolk borders, throwing all illegal Norfolk bred people out and putting a barbed wire fence around Ipswich and using it as an internment camp, Bury st Edmunds is to be our capital, we shall be completely self sustaining here.\r\nThe SLF intends on a full campaign of violence to achieve this goal...\r\nWe DEMAND press coverage or we shall burn down the gazette offices.\r\nOur motto is \'WE ARE SUFFOLK\' we speak for the people of Suffolk and encourage all farmers to join us, we will provide you the slaves you need once we take power\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 2a776ae72b854d380ffb7e70278f3543\n)\n', 'Suffolk liberation front - 2016-11-12 11:14:57', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2a776ae72b854d380ffb7e70278f3543', '', '', '2016-11-12 11:14:57', '2016-11-12 11:14:57', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5148', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5149, 1, '2016-11-13 10:30:06', '2016-11-13 10:30:06', '<b>Norwich-based Colman\'s Mustard has ended all promotional giveaways with the Suffolk Gazette - amid a campaign to stop firms advertising with some newspapers over "divisive" coverage of Norfolk migrants.</b>\r\n\r\nColman\'s regularly gave away free jars of its tangy yellow condiment via the hugely popular Suffolk paper, but there would be no more "for the foreseeable future".\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after toy maker Lego confirmed it had ended its promotion with the Daily Mail.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Colman\'s insider, speaking from the company\'s HQ in Norwich, said: "Suffolk Gazette coverage of Norfolk issues, particularly the plight of many Norfolk peasants trying to get into Suffolk have, at times, been divisive, over-hyped and hate-filled."\r\n\r\nThe firm highlighted several recent Suffolk Gazette stories that promoted bigotry and hate, including:\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-migrants-train/">Norfolk trolls using Suffolk-bound trains to sneak into the county</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">An archeological dig revealing tools were used in Norfolk as far back as 1946</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">The building of a 12-foot wall along the Suffolk border to keep Norfolk migrants out </a>\r\n\r\n"These are just some of the hate-filled stories in the Suffolk Gazette," the Colman\'s insider added. "If you type in Norfolk in the paper\'s search bar there are dozens more."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/colmans-mustard-e1479031126948.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/colmans-mustard-150x150.jpg" alt="Colman&#039;s Mustard" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5150" /></a>Colman\'s, which has been making mustard in Norwich since 1814, had responded to the shadowy Stop Funding Hate group, which aims to shame big companies into taking away commercial support from certain newspapers.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette editor Simon Young was upbeat. "Our readers are extremely supportive of our stance on Norfolk migrants trying to get into our county. We stand up for the hard-working citizens of Suffolk, and will not be bullied by a mustard maker from Norfolk."\r\n\r\nHe admitted the loss of Colman\'s from the paper\'s commercial accounts would hit hard, particularly just before Christmas, but reminded readers they can support the paper by using the \'Buy Me a Beer\' link below.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich-based Colman\'s Mustard ends giveaways over \'divisive\' coverage', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'colmans-mustard-suffolk', '', '', '2016-11-13 15:37:02', '2016-11-13 15:37:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5149', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5152, 1, '2016-11-13 10:26:28', '2016-11-13 10:26:28', '<b>Norwich-based Colman\'s Mustard has ended all promotional giveaways with the Suffolk Gazette - amid a campaign to stop firms advertising with some newspapers over "divisive" coverage of Norfolk migrants.</b>\r\n\r\nColman\'s regularly gave away free jars of its tangy yellow condiment via the hugely popular Suffolk paper, but there would be no more "for the foreseeable future".\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after toy maker Lego confirmed it had ended its promotion with the Daily Mail.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Colman\'s insider, speaking from the company\'s HQ in Norwich, said: : "Coverage in the Suffolk Gazette of Norfolk issues, particularly the plight of many Norfolk peasants trying to get into Suffolk have, at times, been divisive, over-hyped and hate-filled."\r\n\r\nThe firm highlighted several recent Suffolk Gazette stories that promoted bigotry and hate, including:\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-migrants-train/">Norfolk trolls using Suffolk-bound trains to sneak into the county</a>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">An archeological dig revealing tools were used in Norfolk as far back as 1946</a>\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">The building of a 12-foot wall along the Suffolk border to keep Norfolk migrants out </a>\r\n\r\n"These are just some of the hate-filled stories in the Suffolk Gazette," the Colman\'s insider added. "If you type in Norfolk in the paper\'s search bar there are dozens more."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/colmans-mustard-e1479031126948.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/colmans-mustard-150x150.jpg" alt="Colman&#039;s Mustard" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5150" /></a>Colman\'s, which has been making mustard in Norwich since 1814, had responded to the shadowy Stop Funding Hate group, which aims to shame big companies into taking away commercial support of certain newspapers.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette editor Simon Young was upbeat. "Our readers are extremely supportive of our stance on Norfolk migrants trying to get into our county. We stand up for the hard-working citizens of Suffolk, and will not be bullied by a mustard maker from Norfolk."\r\n\r\nHe admitted the loss of Colman\'s from the paper\'s commercial accounts would hit hard, particularly just before Christmas, but reminded readers they can support the paper by using the \'Buy Me a Beer\' link below.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich-based Colman\'s Mustard ends giveaways over \'divisive\' coverage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5149-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-13 10:26:28', '2016-11-13 10:26:28', '', 5149, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5149-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5153, 1, '2016-11-13 10:29:51', '2016-11-13 10:29:51', '<b>Norwich-based Colman\'s Mustard has ended all promotional giveaways with the Suffolk Gazette - amid a campaign to stop firms advertising with some newspapers over "divisive" coverage of Norfolk migrants.</b>\r\n\r\nColman\'s regularly gave away free jars of its tangy yellow condiment via the hugely popular Suffolk paper, but there would be no more "for the foreseeable future".\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after toy maker Lego confirmed it had ended its promotion with the Daily Mail.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Colman\'s insider, speaking from the company\'s HQ in Norwich, said: "Suffolk Gazette coverage of Norfolk issues, particularly the plight of many Norfolk peasants trying to get into Suffolk have, at times, been divisive, over-hyped and hate-filled."\r\n\r\nThe firm highlighted several recent Suffolk Gazette stories that promoted bigotry and hate, including:\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-migrants-train/">Norfolk trolls using Suffolk-bound trains to sneak into the county</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">An archeological dig revealing tools were used in Norfolk as far back as 1946</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">The building of a 12-foot wall along the Suffolk border to keep Norfolk migrants out </a>\r\n\r\n"These are just some of the hate-filled stories in the Suffolk Gazette," the Colman\'s insider added. "If you type in Norfolk in the paper\'s search bar there are dozens more."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/colmans-mustard-e1479031126948.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/colmans-mustard-150x150.jpg" alt="Colman&#039;s Mustard" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5150" /></a>Colman\'s, which has been making mustard in Norwich since 1814, had responded to the shadowy Stop Funding Hate group, which aims to shame big companies into taking away commercial support from certain newspapers.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette editor Simon Young was upbeat. "Our readers are extremely supportive of our stance on Norfolk migrants trying to get into our county. We stand up for the hard-working citizens of Suffolk, and will not be bullied by a mustard maker from Norfolk."\r\n\r\nHe admitted the loss of Colman\'s from the paper\'s commercial accounts would hit hard, particularly just before Christmas, but reminded readers they can support the paper by using the \'Buy Me a Beer\' link below.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich-based Colman\'s Mustard ends giveaways over \'divisive\' coverage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5149-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-13 10:29:51', '2016-11-13 10:29:51', '', 5149, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5149-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5154, 1, '2016-11-13 15:24:24', '2016-11-13 15:24:24', '<b>This year\'s must-have Christmas gift for children is a new building block game called LEFTO, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nThe aim of LEFTO is to build a left-wing utopia based on the beliefs of outspoken Match of the Day host Gary Lineker, and singer Lily Allen.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBoth celebrities have millions of pounds in the bank and live in pampered luxury, yet feel it is their place to preach lefty politics and berate the right-wing media.\r\n\r\nNow children can re-create this happy scene by building their own sprawling mansion out of LEFTO - then surrounding it with cheap housing for everyone else, including all those "child" migrants who should be allowed in, no questions asked, even if they look over 30.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/left-building-game.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/left-building-game.jpg" alt="LEFTO building game" width="985" height="1207" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5156" /></a><i>Build a multi-millionare property empire with this box of LEFTO</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLEFTO is the brainchild of Suffolk Gazette Games and is already selling tens of thousands of boxes across the country.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We can only just about keep up with demand. Kids can\'t get enough of building themselves a huge mansion like Gary and Lily - then leaving every other poor so-and-so to fend for themselves in today\'s desperate housing shortage."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile Lineker, 55, and Allen, 31, have both voiced their support for rival building game LEGO, which recently withdrew commercial relations with the Daily Mail owing to the paper\'s alleged right-wing agenda.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Lineker and Lily Allen\'s LEFTO bricks game tops Xmas charts', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'gary-lineker-lily-allen', '', '', '2016-11-15 09:43:24', '2016-11-15 09:43:24', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5154', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5157, 1, '2016-11-13 15:20:33', '2016-11-13 15:20:33', '<b>This year\'s must-have Christmas gift for children is a new building block game called LEFTO, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nThe aim of LEFTO is to build a left-wing utopia based on the beliefs of outspoken Match of the Day host Gary Lineker, and singer Lily Allen.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBoth celebrities have millions of pounds in the bank and live in pampered luxury, yet feel it is their place to preach lefty politics and berate the right-wing media.\r\n\r\nNow children can re-create this happy scene by building their own sprawling mansion out of LEFTO - then surrounding it with cheap housing for everyone else, including all those "child" migrants who should be allowed in, no questions asked, even if they look over 30.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/left-building-game.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/left-building-game.jpg" alt="LEFTO building game" width="985" height="1207" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5156" /></a></center><i>Build a multi-millionare property empire with LEFTO</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLEFTO is the brainchild of Suffolk Gazette Games and is already selling tens of thousands of boxes across the country.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We can only just about keep up with demand. Kids can\'t get enough of building themselves a huge mansion like Gary and Lily - then leaving every other poor so-and-so to fend for themselves in today\'s desperate housing shortage."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile Lineker, 55, and Allen, 31, have both voiced their support for rival building game LEGO, which recently withdrew commercial relations with the Daily Mail owing to the paper\'s alleged right-wing agenda.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Lineker and Lily Allen\'s LEFTO bricks game tops Xmas charts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5154-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-13 15:20:33', '2016-11-13 15:20:33', '', 5154, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5154-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5158, 1, '2016-11-13 15:22:19', '2016-11-13 15:22:19', '<b>This year\'s must-have Christmas gift for children is a new building block game called LEFTO, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nThe aim of LEFTO is to build a left-wing utopia based on the beliefs of outspoken Match of the Day host Gary Lineker, and singer Lily Allen.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBoth celebrities have millions of pounds in the bank and live in pampered luxury, yet feel it is their place to preach lefty politics and berate the right-wing media.\r\n\r\nNow children can re-create this happy scene by building their own sprawling mansion out of LEFTO - then surrounding it with cheap housing for everyone else, including all those "child" migrants who should be allowed in, no questions asked, even if they look over 30.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/left-building-game.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/left-building-game.jpg" alt="LEFTO building game" width="985" height="1207" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5156" /></a><i>Build a multi-millionare property empire with LEFTO</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLEFTO is the brainchild of Suffolk Gazette Games and is already selling tens of thousands of boxes across the country.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We can only just about keep up with demand. Kids can\'t get enough of building themselves a huge mansion like Gary and Lily - then leaving every other poor so-and-so to fend for themselves in today\'s desperate housing shortage."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile Lineker, 55, and Allen, 31, have both voiced their support for rival building game LEGO, which recently withdrew commercial relations with the Daily Mail owing to the paper\'s alleged right-wing agenda.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Lineker and Lily Allen\'s LEFTO bricks game tops Xmas charts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5154-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-13 15:22:19', '2016-11-13 15:22:19', '', 5154, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5154-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5159, 1, '2016-11-13 15:23:33', '2016-11-13 15:23:33', '<b>This year\'s must-have Christmas gift for children is a new building block game called LEFTO, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nThe aim of LEFTO is to build a left-wing utopia based on the beliefs of outspoken Match of the Day host Gary Lineker, and singer Lily Allen.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBoth celebrities have millions of pounds in the bank and live in pampered luxury, yet feel it is their place to preach lefty politics and berate the right-wing media.\r\n\r\nNow children can re-create this happy scene by building their own sprawling mansion out of LEFTO - then surrounding it with cheap housing for everyone else, including all those "child" migrants who should be allowed in, no questions asked, even if they look over 30.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/left-building-game.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/left-building-game.jpg" alt="LEFTO building game" width="985" height="1207" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5156" /></a><i>Build a multi-millionare property empire with this box of LEFTO</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLEFTO is the brainchild of Suffolk Gazette Games and is already selling tens of thousands of boxes across the country.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We can only just about keep up with demand. Kids can\'t get enough of building themselves a huge mansion like Gary and Lily - then leaving every other poor so-and-so to fend for themselves in today\'s desperate housing shortage."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile Lineker, 55, and Allen, 31, have both voiced their support for rival building game LEGO, which recently withdrew commercial relations with the Daily Mail owing to the paper\'s alleged right-wing agenda.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Lineker and Lily Allen\'s LEFTO bricks game tops Xmas charts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5154-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-13 15:23:33', '2016-11-13 15:23:33', '', 5154, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5154-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5160, 1, '2016-11-14 08:54:25', '2016-11-14 08:54:25', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman who boasted she had already completed all her Christmas shopping has been shunned by her friends and run out of town.</b>\r\n\r\nJudith Pyle-Smith told pals at a charity coffee morning that she had also wrapped all the gifts in glossy paper, tied fabulous red-ribbon bows, and written on delicate home-made name tags.\r\n\r\n\r\n<BR>\r\nAnd to add insult to injury, the Suffolk mother-of-three then posted a status on Facebook saying she could now sit back and relax while the rest of Britain gets increasingly frenzied in the coming months.\r\n\r\nBut Pyle-Smith is not smiling now, after her friend became incensed by her smug behaviour.\r\n\r\n"She\'s just a show-off," one of her former friends told us. "It\'s been the same every year. She thinks she\'s so clever getting all her bits and pieces together over the summer while the rest of us leave Christmas shopping to the last minute and end up panicking.\r\n\r\n"She\'s clearly got way too much time on her hands."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/87316925?et=3EwNr9IPQmxiMSC8SLKvlg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uYNgUxaS3pcDoBYSfp2CHpxQqn2Ell_Z2xi4po0rO6Y=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/87316925" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ho bloody Ho: keen shopper was shunned</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPyle-Smith, 33, has now been unfriended by everyone on Facebook and been barred from her social circle in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nShe is now selling up and house-hunting in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"I\'m confused," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I thought I would be an inspiration to busy mothers everywhere and people would love to hear how clever and efficient I have been.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t even get a chance to tell them that I had already booked next summer\'s holiday."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Woman shunned after finishing Christmas shopping', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1775-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-14 08:54:25', '2016-11-14 08:54:25', '', 1775, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1775-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5162, 1, '2016-11-15 09:37:03', '2016-11-15 09:37:03', '<strong>A chocolate labrador who couldn\'t get the hang of bouncing on the family trampoline has destroyed it in a fit of rage.</strong>\r\n\r\nBarry the brown lab had seen the John Lewis Christmas advert featuring bouncing Buster the boxer and thought: \'I can do that!\'\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut unfortunately it quickly became apparent that he couldn\'t - and the six-year-old, who is normally mild-mannered and well-behaved, got furious.\r\n\r\nOwner Debbie Smith, 47, from Ipswich, said: "He lost all self-control when he couldn\'t do what all the other dogs in the neighbourhood were doing."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg" alt="chocolate labrador trampoline" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5163" /></a><i>Woof justice: Guilty Barry destroyed the trampoline</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nDebbie continued: "He climbed up on the trampoline and tried for five minutes, but couldn\'t get any momentum going. Then he just went bananas and ripped the trampoline apart, which he loved as he was nearly wagging his tail off.\r\n\r\n"My kids were very upset when they got home from school because they enjoyed using the trampoline."\r\n\r\nBarry is now <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/christmas-dinner-table/">in the dog house</a> and refuses to take any notice of Buster the John Lewis boxer when the ad comes on TV.\r\n\r\nAn insider at John Lewis said: "We are sorry to hear about poor Barry and his frustrations. However, we can not be held responsible for dogs trying, and failing, to copy our Christmas advert."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Chocolate labrador destroys family trampoline', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'chocolate-labrador-trampoline', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:30:40', '2018-01-29 14:30:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5162', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5164, 1, '2016-11-15 09:32:38', '2016-11-15 09:32:38', '<b>A chocolate labrador who couldn\'t get the hang of bouncing on the family trampoline has destroyed it in a fit of rage.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry the brown lab had seen the John Lewis Christmas advert featuring bouncing Buster the boxer and thought: \'I can do that!\'\r\n\r\n\r\n<BR>\r\nBut unfortunately it quickly became apparent that he couldn\'t - and the six year old, who is normally mild-mannered and well-behaved, got furious.\r\n\r\nOwner Debbie Smith, 47, from Ipswich, said: "He lost all self control when he couldn\'t do what all the other dogs in the neighbourhood were doing.\r\n\r\n"He climbed up on the trampoline and tried for five minutes, but couldn;t get any momentum going. Then he just went bananas and ripped trampoline apart, which he loved as he was nearly wagging his tail off. My kids were very upset when they got home from school, however, because they enjoyed using the trampoline."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg" alt="chocolate labrador trampoline" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5163" /></a></center><i>Woof justice: Barry destroyed the trampoline</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBarry is now in the dog house and refuses to take any notice of Buster the John Lewis boxer when the ad comes on TV.\r\n\r\nAn insider at John Lewis said: "We are sorry to hear about poor Barry and his frustrations. However, we can not be held responsible for dogs trying, and failing, to copy our Christmas advert."\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Chocolate labrador destroys family trampoline', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5162-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 09:32:38', '2016-11-15 09:32:38', '', 5162, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5162-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5165, 1, '2016-11-15 09:33:29', '2016-11-15 09:33:29', '<b>A chocolate labrador who couldn\'t get the hang of bouncing on the family trampoline has destroyed it in a fit of rage.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry the brown lab had seen the John Lewis Christmas advert featuring bouncing Buster the boxer and thought: \'I can do that!\'\r\n\r\n\r\n<BR>\r\nBut unfortunately it quickly became apparent that he couldn\'t - and the six-year-old, who is normally mild-mannered and well-behaved, got furious.\r\n\r\nOwner Debbie Smith, 47, from Ipswich, said: "He lost all self-control when he couldn\'t do what all the other dogs in the neighbourhood were doing.\r\n\r\n"He climbed up on the trampoline and tried for five minutes, but couldn;t get any momentum going. Then he just went bananas and ripped trampoline apart, which he loved as he was nearly wagging his tail off. My kids were very upset when they got home from school, however, because they enjoyed using the trampoline."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg" alt="chocolate labrador trampoline" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5163" /></a></center><i>Woof justice: Barry destroyed the trampoline</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBarry is now in the dog house and refuses to take any notice of Buster the John Lewis boxer when the ad comes on TV.\r\n\r\nAn insider at John Lewis said: "We are sorry to hear about poor Barry and his frustrations. However, we can not be held responsible for dogs trying, and failing, to copy our Christmas advert."\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Chocolate labrador destroys family trampoline', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5162-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 09:33:29', '2016-11-15 09:33:29', '', 5162, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5162-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5166, 1, '2016-11-15 09:35:00', '2016-11-15 09:35:00', '<b>A chocolate labrador who couldn\'t get the hang of bouncing on the family trampoline has destroyed it in a fit of rage.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry the brown lab had seen the John Lewis Christmas advert featuring bouncing Buster the boxer and thought: \'I can do that!\'\r\n\r\n\r\n<BR>\r\nBut unfortunately it quickly became apparent that he couldn\'t - and the six-year-old, who is normally mild-mannered and well-behaved, got furious.\r\n\r\nOwner Debbie Smith, 47, from Ipswich, said: "He lost all self-control when he couldn\'t do what all the other dogs in the neighbourhood were doing."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg" alt="chocolate labrador trampoline" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5163" /></a><i>Woof justice: Barry destroyed the trampoline</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nDebbie continued: "He climbed up on the trampoline and tried for five minutes, but couldn\'t get any momentum going. Then he just went bananas and ripped trampoline apart, which he loved as he was nearly wagging his tail off.\r\n\r\n"My kids were very upset when they got home from school, however, because they enjoyed using the trampoline."\r\n\r\nBarry is now in the dog house and refuses to take any notice of Buster the John Lewis boxer when the ad comes on TV.\r\n\r\nAn insider at John Lewis said: "We are sorry to hear about poor Barry and his frustrations. However, we can not be held responsible for dogs trying, and failing, to copy our Christmas advert."\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Chocolate labrador destroys family trampoline', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5162-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 09:35:00', '2016-11-15 09:35:00', '', 5162, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5162-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5167, 1, '2016-11-15 09:37:03', '2016-11-15 09:37:03', '<b>A chocolate labrador who couldn\'t get the hang of bouncing on the family trampoline has destroyed it in a fit of rage.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry the brown lab had seen the John Lewis Christmas advert featuring bouncing Buster the boxer and thought: \'I can do that!\'\r\n\r\n\r\n<BR>\r\nBut unfortunately it quickly became apparent that he couldn\'t - and the six-year-old, who is normally mild-mannered and well-behaved, got furious.\r\n\r\nOwner Debbie Smith, 47, from Ipswich, said: "He lost all self-control when he couldn\'t do what all the other dogs in the neighbourhood were doing."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg" alt="chocolate labrador trampoline" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5163" /></a><i>Woof justice: Guilty Barry destroyed the trampoline</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nDebbie continued: "He climbed up on the trampoline and tried for five minutes, but couldn\'t get any momentum going. Then he just went bananas and ripped trampoline apart, which he loved as he was nearly wagging his tail off.\r\n\r\n"My kids were very upset when they got home from school, however, because they enjoyed using the trampoline."\r\n\r\nBarry is now in the dog house and refuses to take any notice of Buster the John Lewis boxer when the ad comes on TV.\r\n\r\nAn insider at John Lewis said: "We are sorry to hear about poor Barry and his frustrations. However, we can not be held responsible for dogs trying, and failing, to copy our Christmas advert."\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Chocolate labrador destroys family trampoline', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5162-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 09:37:03', '2016-11-15 09:37:03', '', 5162, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5162-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5168, 1, '2016-11-15 10:28:10', '2016-11-15 10:28:10', '<b>A chocolate labrador who couldn\'t get the hang of bouncing on the family trampoline has destroyed it in a fit of rage.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry the brown lab had seen the John Lewis Christmas advert featuring bouncing Buster the boxer and thought: \'I can do that!\'\r\n\r\n\r\n<BR>\r\nBut unfortunately it quickly became apparent that he couldn\'t - and the six-year-old, who is normally mild-mannered and well-behaved, got furious.\r\n\r\nOwner Debbie Smith, 47, from Ipswich, said: "He lost all self-control when he couldn\'t do what all the other dogs in the neighbourhood were doing."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg" alt="chocolate labrador trampoline" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5163" /></a><i>Woof justice: Guilty Barry destroyed the trampoline</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nDebbie continued: "He climbed up on the trampoline and tried for five minutes, but couldn\'t get any momentum going. Then he just went bananas and ripped the trampoline apart, which he loved as he was nearly wagging his tail off.\r\n\r\n"My kids were very upset when they got home from school because they enjoyed using the trampoline."\r\n\r\nBarry is now in the dog house and refuses to take any notice of Buster the John Lewis boxer when the ad comes on TV.\r\n\r\nAn insider at John Lewis said: "We are sorry to hear about poor Barry and his frustrations. However, we can not be held responsible for dogs trying, and failing, to copy our Christmas advert."\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Chocolate labrador destroys family trampoline', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5162-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 10:28:10', '2016-11-15 10:28:10', '', 5162, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5162-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5169, 1, '2016-11-15 10:29:25', '2016-11-15 10:29:25', '<b>A chocolate labrador who couldn\'t get the hang of bouncing on the family trampoline has destroyed it in a fit of rage.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry the brown lab had seen the John Lewis Christmas advert featuring bouncing Buster the boxer and thought: \'I can do that!\'\r\n\r\n\r\n<BR>\r\nBut unfortunately it quickly became apparent that he couldn\'t - and the six-year-old, who is normally mild-mannered and well-behaved, got furious.\r\n\r\nOwner Debbie Smith, 47, from Ipswich, said: "He lost all self-control when he couldn\'t do what all the other dogs in the neighbourhood were doing."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dog-trampoline.jpg" alt="chocolate labrador trampoline" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5163" /></a><i>Woof justice: Guilty Barry destroyed the trampoline</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nDebbie continued: "He climbed up on the trampoline and tried for five minutes, but couldn\'t get any momentum going. Then he just went bananas and ripped the trampoline apart, which he loved as he was nearly wagging his tail off.\r\n\r\n"My kids were very upset when they got home from school because they enjoyed using the trampoline."\r\n\r\nBarry is now in the dog house and refuses to take any notice of Buster the John Lewis boxer when the ad comes on TV.\r\n\r\nAn insider at John Lewis said: "We are sorry to hear about poor Barry and his frustrations. However, we can not be held responsible for dogs trying, and failing, to copy our Christmas advert."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Chocolate labrador destroys family trampoline', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5162-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 10:29:25', '2016-11-15 10:29:25', '', 5162, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5162-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5170, 1, '2016-11-15 12:25:28', '2016-11-15 12:25:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><strong>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news - stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from two powerful sources.\r\n\r\nFacebook and Google have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US presidential campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTargeting clickbait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely misunderstood, and many -- including apparently sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which emanated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit by accident. If <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/facebook-news-feed/">Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette</a>, and Google were to prevent us from running adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a spare-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nI\'m always surprised when anyone falls for one of our stories and, as regular readers know, gobsmacked when the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them without any fact-checking whatsoever. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt is also true that I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nAnd while today I ran a story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">chocolate labrador that destroyed the family trampoline</a> after watching the John Lewis advert, I don\'t think this shifted political opinion in the UK.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder if the lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'fake-news-facebook', '', '', '2018-01-29 11:05:02', '2018-01-29 11:05:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5170', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5171, 1, '2016-11-15 11:39:32', '2016-11-15 11:39:32', '<b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news; stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from a new challenge from Facebook and Google.\r\n\r\nBoth these goliath platforms have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US Presidntial campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\nTargeting click-bait fake news which is published for financial and political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely missunderstood, and many -- including apparently-sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical new like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which eminated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us running Google AdSense adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s true I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be fine, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder in the future if lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred.', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 11:39:32', '2016-11-15 11:39:32', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5173, 1, '2016-11-15 11:58:42', '2016-11-15 11:58:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news; stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from a new challenge from Facebook and Google.\r\n\r\nBoth these goliath platforms have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US Presidntial campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting click-bait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely missunderstood, and many -- including apparently-sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which eminated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us running Google AdSense adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s true I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder in the future if lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 11:58:42', '2016-11-15 11:58:42', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5174, 1, '2016-11-15 12:03:12', '2016-11-15 12:03:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-150x150.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news; stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from a new challenge from Facebook and Google.\r\n\r\nBoth these goliath platforms have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US Presidntial campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting click-bait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely missunderstood, and many -- including apparently-sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which eminated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us running Google AdSense adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s true I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder in the future if lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 12:03:12', '2016-11-15 12:03:12', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5175, 1, '2016-11-15 12:06:27', '2016-11-15 12:06:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-150x150.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="200" height="200" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news; stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from a new challenge from Facebook and Google.\r\n\r\nBoth these goliath platforms have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US Presidntial campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting click-bait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely missunderstood, and many -- including apparently-sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which eminated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us running Google AdSense adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s true I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder in the future if lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 12:06:27', '2016-11-15 12:06:27', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5176, 1, '2016-11-15 12:09:49', '2016-11-15 12:09:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news; stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from a new challenge from Facebook and Google.\r\n\r\nBoth these goliath platforms have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US Presidntial campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting click-bait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely missunderstood, and many -- including apparently-sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which eminated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us running Google AdSense adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s true I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder in the future if lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 12:09:49', '2016-11-15 12:09:49', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5177, 1, '2016-11-15 12:15:51', '2016-11-15 12:15:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news; stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from a new challenge from Facebook and Google.\r\n\r\nBoth these goliath platforms have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US Presidntial campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting click-bait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely missunderstood, and many -- including apparently-sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which eminated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit by accident. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us from running adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt is also true that I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder if the lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 12:15:51', '2016-11-15 12:15:51', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5178, 1, '2016-11-15 12:21:32', '2016-11-15 12:21:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news; stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from a new challenge from Facebook and Google.\r\n\r\nBoth these goliath platforms have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US Presidntial campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting click-bait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely missunderstood, and many -- including apparently-sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which eminated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit by accident. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us from running adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt is also true that I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nAnd while today I ran a story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">chocolate labrador that destroyed the family trampoline</a> after watching the John Lewis advert, I don\'t think this shifted political opinion in the UK.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder if the lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 12:21:32', '2016-11-15 12:21:32', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5179, 1, '2016-11-15 12:23:58', '2016-11-15 12:23:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news; stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from a new challenge from Facebook and Google.\r\n\r\nBoth these goliath platforms have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US presidential campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting click-bait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely misunderstood, and many -- including apparently sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which emanated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit by accident. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us from running adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt is also true that I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nAnd while today I ran a story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">chocolate labrador that destroyed the family trampoline</a> after watching the John Lewis advert, I don\'t think this shifted political opinion in the UK.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder if the lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 12:23:58', '2016-11-15 12:23:58', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
