INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1686, 1, '2015-09-13 12:58:34', '2015-09-13 12:58:34', '<b>Norwich City\'s relegation campaign suffered a major setback with a surprise 3-1 home win against Bournemouth.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries had just one victory before Saturday\'s game, and looked a safe bet to achieve their goal of dropping straight out of the Premier League.\r\n\r\nBut those hopes were dashed when they ran out easy winners against mighty Bournemouth at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nThat victory left them in the perilously high position of eighth before Sunday\'s matches.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:60.942761% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/487903312?et=WvF9qXvWS6RCu84EHTjzqA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=qjS0PZY3JcwswM5ekxF4vFVsLEDVdwrIRZ8s05BHyIw=" width="594" height="362" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/487903312" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans express fury at their side\'s 3-1 win by waving an inflatable canary</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOwner Delia Smith, whom the Suffolk Gazette has revealed is actually the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/delia-smith-kate-bush/" target="_blank">same person as singer Kate Bush</a>, is desperate for her club to be talked about, and knows a Norwich relegation battle is a sure-fire way of keeping the East Anglian minnows in the news.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "We needed to lose on Saturday, especially against Bournemouth who will surely be fighting us for a relegation spot at the end of the season.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure what went wrong, but manager Alex Neil has all the players in for extra training on Sunday."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, East Anglian giants Ipswich maintained their hopes of extending their record-breaking stay in the Championship, with a hard-earned 5-1 defeat at Reading.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norwich relegation campaign setback', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-relegation-setback', '', '', '2015-09-13 12:58:34', '2015-09-13 12:58:34', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1686', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1687, 1, '2015-09-13 12:43:30', '2015-09-13 12:43:30', '<b>Norwich City\'s relegation campaign suffered a major setback with a surprise 3-1 home win against Bournemouth.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries had just one victory before Saturday\'s game, and looked a safe bet to achieve their goal of dropping straight out of the Premier League.\r\n\r\nBut those hopes were dashed when they ran out easy winners against mighty Bournemouth at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nThat victory left them in the perilously high position of eighth before Sunday\'s matches.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:60.942761% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/487903312?et=WvF9qXvWS6RCu84EHTjzqA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=qjS0PZY3JcwswM5ekxF4vFVsLEDVdwrIRZ8s05BHyIw=" width="594" height="362" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/487903312" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans express fury at their side\'s 3-1 win by waving an inflatable canary</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOwner Delia Smith, whom the Suffolk Gazette has revealed is actually the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/delia-smith-kate-bush/" target="_blank">same person as singer Kate Bush</a>, is desperate for her club to be talked about, and knows relegation is a sure-fire way of keeping the East Anglian minnows in the news.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "We need to lose on Saturday, especially against Bournemouth who will surely be fighting us for a relegation spot at the end of the season.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure what went wrong, but manager Alex Neil has all the players in for extra training on Sunday."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, East Anglian giants Ipswich maintained their hopes of extending their record-breaking stay in the Championship, with a hard-earned 5-1 defeat at Reading.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norwich relegation campaign setback', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1686-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-13 12:43:30', '2015-09-13 12:43:30', '', 1686, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1686-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1688, 1, '2015-09-13 12:47:23', '2015-09-13 12:47:23', '<b>Norwich City\'s relegation campaign suffered a major setback with a surprise 3-1 home win against Bournemouth.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries had just one victory before Saturday\'s game, and looked a safe bet to achieve their goal of dropping straight out of the Premier League.\r\n\r\nBut those hopes were dashed when they ran out easy winners against mighty Bournemouth at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nThat victory left them in the perilously high position of eighth before Sunday\'s matches.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:60.942761% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/487903312?et=WvF9qXvWS6RCu84EHTjzqA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=qjS0PZY3JcwswM5ekxF4vFVsLEDVdwrIRZ8s05BHyIw=" width="594" height="362" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/487903312" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans express fury at their side\'s 3-1 win by waving an inflatable canary</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOwner Delia Smith, whom the Suffolk Gazette has revealed is actually the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/delia-smith-kate-bush/" target="_blank">same person as singer Kate Bush</a>, is desperate for her club to be talked about, and knows a Norwich relegation battle is a sure-fire way of keeping the East Anglian minnows in the news.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "We need to lose on Saturday, especially against Bournemouth who will surely be fighting us for a relegation spot at the end of the season.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure what went wrong, but manager Alex Neil has all the players in for extra training on Sunday."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, East Anglian giants Ipswich maintained their hopes of extending their record-breaking stay in the Championship, with a hard-earned 5-1 defeat at Reading.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norwich relegation campaign setback', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1686-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-13 12:47:23', '2015-09-13 12:47:23', '', 1686, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1686-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1690, 1, '2015-09-13 12:58:34', '2015-09-13 12:58:34', '<b>Norwich City\'s relegation campaign suffered a major setback with a surprise 3-1 home win against Bournemouth.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries had just one victory before Saturday\'s game, and looked a safe bet to achieve their goal of dropping straight out of the Premier League.\r\n\r\nBut those hopes were dashed when they ran out easy winners against mighty Bournemouth at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nThat victory left them in the perilously high position of eighth before Sunday\'s matches.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:60.942761% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/487903312?et=WvF9qXvWS6RCu84EHTjzqA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=qjS0PZY3JcwswM5ekxF4vFVsLEDVdwrIRZ8s05BHyIw=" width="594" height="362" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/487903312" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans express fury at their side\'s 3-1 win by waving an inflatable canary</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOwner Delia Smith, whom the Suffolk Gazette has revealed is actually the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/delia-smith-kate-bush/" target="_blank">same person as singer Kate Bush</a>, is desperate for her club to be talked about, and knows a Norwich relegation battle is a sure-fire way of keeping the East Anglian minnows in the news.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "We needed to lose on Saturday, especially against Bournemouth who will surely be fighting us for a relegation spot at the end of the season.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure what went wrong, but manager Alex Neil has all the players in for extra training on Sunday."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, East Anglian giants Ipswich maintained their hopes of extending their record-breaking stay in the Championship, with a hard-earned 5-1 defeat at Reading.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norwich relegation campaign setback', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1686-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-13 12:58:34', '2015-09-13 12:58:34', '', 1686, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1686-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1691, 1, '2015-09-13 15:51:38', '2015-09-13 15:51:38', '<b>The owners of the last remaining treacle mine in East Anglia have announced record annual profits.</b>\r\n\r\nBlaxhall Treacle Industries (BTI) announced pre-tax profits of £17 million for the 12 months up to August 1, in a statement to the Stock Exchange this morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe record results, up 23% on the previous year, sent BTI shares soaring to 473p in early trading.\r\n\r\nTreacle mining has all but died out in Britain since highly-publicised battles with the unions in the 1980s.\r\n\r\nBut the operation in Blaxhall in Suffolk remained open throughout the troubles because it was largely operated by a non-unionised workforce.\r\n\r\nIt meant Blaxhall, which was first mined in 1817, was in the perfect position to capitalise when other operations, particularly all 17 Norfolk treacle mines, closed down.\r\n\r\nBTI says it recently discovered a new seam of treacle about 140 feet underground, and the addition recently of new hi-tech mining equipment from South Africa was paying great dividends.\r\n\r\nThe company, which employs 64 Suffolk miners, is one of the leading suppliers of treacle and syrup products to British supermarkets, with production currently standing at more than 3,000 tons a year.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg" alt="treacle mine suffolk" width="488" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1692" /></a></center><center><i>Sweet success: the treacle mine at Blaxhall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe natural resource comes from belts of crushed sugar cane, some of it thousands of years old, found in seams deep underground.\r\n\r\nBTI chairman Sebastian Sharp said: "The last year has been good. We have a new seam to extract from, and demand for treacle and golden syrup is extremely high, helped by Britain\'s famous sweet tooth.\r\n\r\n"Revenues are up, costs are down and our borrowing is at an all-time low. The future of treacle mining in Suffolk is secure."\r\n\r\nTreacle mining is highly dangerous, with regular rock falls in the shafts and tunnels built under the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nBecause of the danger, the exact location of the BTI mine is a closely-guarded secret in order to prevent local children from treacle scrumping.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette agreed to only show a road sign to the mine, rather than reveal its address, about 200 yards on the left down Blaxhall Church Lane.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suffolk treacle mine makes record profit', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-treacle-mine', '', '', '2016-04-28 13:57:45', '2016-04-28 13:57:45', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1691', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1693, 1, '2015-09-13 15:50:31', '2015-09-13 15:50:31', '<b>The owners of the last remaining treacle mine in East Anglia have announced record annual profits.</b>\r\n\r\nBlaxhall Treacle Industries (BTI) announced pre-tax profits of £17 million for the 12 months up to August 1, in a statement to the Stock Exchange this morning.\r\n\r\nThe record results, up 23% on the previous year, sent BTI shares soaring to 473p in early trading.\r\n\r\nTreacle mining has all but died out in Britain since highly-publicised battles with the unions in the 1980s.\r\n\r\nBut the operation in Blaxhall in Suffolk remained open throughout the troubles because it was largely operated by a non-unionised workforce.\r\n\r\nIt meant Blaxhall was in the perfect position to capitalise when other operations, particularly all 17 Norfolk treacle mines, closed down.\r\n\r\nBTI says it recently discovered a new seam of treacle about 140 feet underground, and the addition recently of new hi-tech mining equipment from South Africa was paying great dividends.\r\n\r\nThe company, which employs 64 Suffolk miners, is one of the leading suppliers of treacle and syrup products to British supermarkets, with production currently standing at more than 300 tons a year.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg" alt="treacle mine suffolk" width="488" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1692" /></a></center><center><i>Sweet success: the treacle mine at Blaxhall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe natural resource comes from belts of crushed sugar cane, some of it thousands of year sold, found in seams deep underground.\r\n\r\nBTI chairman Sebastian Sharp said: "The last year has been good. We have a new seam to extract from, and demand for treacle and golden syrup is extremely high, helped by Britain\'s famous sweet tooth.\r\n\r\n"Revenues are up, costs are down and our borrowing is at an all-time low. The future of treacle mining in Suffolk is secure."\r\n\r\nTreacle mining is highly dangerous, with regular rock falls in the shafts and tunnels built under the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nBecause of the danger, the exact location of the BTI mine is a closely-guarded secret in order to prevent local children from treacle scrumping.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette agreed to only show a road sign to the mine, rather than reveal its address, about 200 yards on the left down Blaxhall Church Lane.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suffolk treacle mine makes record profit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1691-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-13 15:50:31', '2015-09-13 15:50:31', '', 1691, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1691-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1694, 1, '2015-09-13 15:53:01', '2015-09-13 15:53:01', '<b>The owners of the last remaining treacle mine in East Anglia have announced record annual profits.</b>\r\n\r\nBlaxhall Treacle Industries (BTI) announced pre-tax profits of £17 million for the 12 months up to August 1, in a statement to the Stock Exchange this morning.\r\n\r\nThe record results, up 23% on the previous year, sent BTI shares soaring to 473p in early trading.\r\n\r\nTreacle mining has all but died out in Britain since highly-publicised battles with the unions in the 1980s.\r\n\r\nBut the operation in Blaxhall in Suffolk remained open throughout the troubles because it was largely operated by a non-unionised workforce.\r\n\r\nIt meant Blaxhall, which was first mined in 1817, was in the perfect position to capitalise when other operations, particularly all 17 Norfolk treacle mines, closed down.\r\n\r\nBTI says it recently discovered a new seam of treacle about 140 feet underground, and the addition recently of new hi-tech mining equipment from South Africa was paying great dividends.\r\n\r\nThe company, which employs 64 Suffolk miners, is one of the leading suppliers of treacle and syrup products to British supermarkets, with production currently standing at more than 300 tons a year.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg" alt="treacle mine suffolk" width="488" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1692" /></a></center><center><i>Sweet success: the treacle mine at Blaxhall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe natural resource comes from belts of crushed sugar cane, some of it thousands of year sold, found in seams deep underground.\r\n\r\nBTI chairman Sebastian Sharp said: "The last year has been good. We have a new seam to extract from, and demand for treacle and golden syrup is extremely high, helped by Britain\'s famous sweet tooth.\r\n\r\n"Revenues are up, costs are down and our borrowing is at an all-time low. The future of treacle mining in Suffolk is secure."\r\n\r\nTreacle mining is highly dangerous, with regular rock falls in the shafts and tunnels built under the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nBecause of the danger, the exact location of the BTI mine is a closely-guarded secret in order to prevent local children from treacle scrumping.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette agreed to only show a road sign to the mine, rather than reveal its address, about 200 yards on the left down Blaxhall Church Lane.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suffolk treacle mine makes record profit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1691-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-13 15:53:01', '2015-09-13 15:53:01', '', 1691, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1691-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1695, 1, '2015-09-13 15:57:55', '2015-09-13 15:57:55', '<b>The owners of the last remaining treacle mine in East Anglia have announced record annual profits.</b>\n\nBlaxhall Treacle Industries (BTI) announced pre-tax profits of £17 million for the 12 months up to August 1, in a statement to the Stock Exchange this morning.\n\nThe record results, up 23% on the previous year, sent BTI shares soaring to 473p in early trading.\n\nTreacle mining has all but died out in Britain since highly-publicised battles with the unions in the 1980s.\n\nBut the operation in Blaxhall in Suffolk remained open throughout the troubles because it was largely operated by a non-unionised workforce.\n\nIt meant Blaxhall, which was first mined in 1817, was in the perfect position to capitalise when other operations, particularly all 17 Norfolk treacle mines, closed down.\n\nBTI says it recently discovered a new seam of treacle about 140 feet underground, and the addition recently of new hi-tech mining equipment from South Africa was paying great dividends.\n\nThe company, which employs 64 Suffolk miners, is one of the leading suppliers of treacle and syrup products to British supermarkets, with production currently standing at more than 3,000 tons a year.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg" alt="treacle mine suffolk" width="488" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1692" /></a></center><center><i>Sweet success: the treacle mine at Blaxhall</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe natural resource comes from belts of crushed sugar cane, some of it thousands of years old, found in seams deep underground.\n\nBTI chairman Sebastian Sharp said: "The last year has been good. We have a new seam to extract from, and demand for treacle and golden syrup is extremely high, helped by Britain\'s famous sweet tooth.\n\n"Revenues are up, costs are down and our borrowing is at an all-time low. The future of treacle mining in Suffolk is secure."\n\nTreacle mining is highly dangerous, with regular rock falls in the shafts and tunnels built under the Suffolk countryside.\n\nBecause of the danger, the exact location of the BTI mine is a closely-guarded secret in order to prevent local children from treacle scrumping.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette agreed to only show a road sign to the mine, rather than reveal its address, about 200 yards on the left down Blaxhall Church Lane.\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suffolk treacle mine makes record profit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1691-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-09-13 15:57:55', '2015-09-13 15:57:55', '', 1691, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1691-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1696, 1, '2015-09-13 15:55:18', '2015-09-13 15:55:18', '<b>The owners of the last remaining treacle mine in East Anglia have announced record annual profits.</b>\r\n\r\nBlaxhall Treacle Industries (BTI) announced pre-tax profits of £17 million for the 12 months up to August 1, in a statement to the Stock Exchange this morning.\r\n\r\nThe record results, up 23% on the previous year, sent BTI shares soaring to 473p in early trading.\r\n\r\nTreacle mining has all but died out in Britain since highly-publicised battles with the unions in the 1980s.\r\n\r\nBut the operation in Blaxhall in Suffolk remained open throughout the troubles because it was largely operated by a non-unionised workforce.\r\n\r\nIt meant Blaxhall, which was first mined in 1817, was in the perfect position to capitalise when other operations, particularly all 17 Norfolk treacle mines, closed down.\r\n\r\nBTI says it recently discovered a new seam of treacle about 140 feet underground, and the addition recently of new hi-tech mining equipment from South Africa was paying great dividends.\r\n\r\nThe company, which employs 64 Suffolk miners, is one of the leading suppliers of treacle and syrup products to British supermarkets, with production currently standing at more than 3,000 tons a year.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg" alt="treacle mine suffolk" width="488" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1692" /></a></center><center><i>Sweet success: the treacle mine at Blaxhall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe natural resource comes from belts of crushed sugar cane, some of it thousands of year sold, found in seams deep underground.\r\n\r\nBTI chairman Sebastian Sharp said: "The last year has been good. We have a new seam to extract from, and demand for treacle and golden syrup is extremely high, helped by Britain\'s famous sweet tooth.\r\n\r\n"Revenues are up, costs are down and our borrowing is at an all-time low. The future of treacle mining in Suffolk is secure."\r\n\r\nTreacle mining is highly dangerous, with regular rock falls in the shafts and tunnels built under the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nBecause of the danger, the exact location of the BTI mine is a closely-guarded secret in order to prevent local children from treacle scrumping.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette agreed to only show a road sign to the mine, rather than reveal its address, about 200 yards on the left down Blaxhall Church Lane.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suffolk treacle mine makes record profit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1691-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-13 15:55:18', '2015-09-13 15:55:18', '', 1691, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1691-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1697, 1, '2015-09-15 20:47:23', '2015-09-15 20:47:23', '<b>By Len Inn\r\nPolitical Reporter\r\n\r\nThe newly-elected leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition, Jeremy Corbyn is to undertake a fact-finding tour of Suffolk in next month, his advisers claim.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Corbyn, who grew up in the rural idyll of Wiltshire, is a self-confessed ‘country bumpkin’ and has a passion for exploring how his new Labour Party line-up can help the county.\r\n\r\nA recently-appointed member of his staff, who asked not to be named, showed the Suffolk Gazette a draft copy of his busy travelling itinerary which includes town meetings in Ipswich and Bury St Edmunds as well as visits to Leiston, Stowmarket, Woodbridge, Sudbury, Haverhill and Thetford.\r\n\r\nThe keen cyclist and teetotal vegetarian is also looking forward to stopping for lunch at the famous Adnams brewery in Southwold before intending to give an evening speech before Aldeburgh Town Council.\r\n\r\nThe source added: “We were quite surprised by this as Jeremy outlined strong views for reintroducing the people of Suffolk to solid Socialist values like working in the fields, fishing fleets and factories.\r\n\r\n“He believes Suffolk people have got fat and lazy on too many years of Tory materialism and spent too much time watching Downton Abbey on 42-inch televisions and stuffed-crust pizzas and he is getting on his bike to show his resolve.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/488297254?et=to6tfUeTTSRuBO8V-72Pcw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=xFa7NjjaBrXYizZ4C5G1vKESZOUao02L1GLwGqfzuxg=&caption=true" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/488297254" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Jeremy Corbyn: country boy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn recently described his ‘impeccable middle-class upbringing’ to The Guardian newspaper. He grew up in the picturesque Wiltshire village of Kingston St Michael before moving to a seven-bedroomed home with his parents and three elder brothers in Shropshire.\r\n\r\nHis official “Team Corbyn” spokesman Karl Engels confirmed the plan, but added that Suffolk was one of several “Toryfied” counties that the new Leader wanted to visit. “He wants the democratically-elected local authorities to rediscover the lost Marxism principal of distribution of wealth. He believes a sharp dose of dialectical materialism will refresh the good people of Suffolk.”\r\n\r\nNo-one at Suffolk County Council was available for comment.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Country bumpkin Corbyn to tour \'Downton\' Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'country-bumpkin-corbyn-suffolk', '', '', '2015-09-15 20:48:32', '2015-09-15 20:48:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1697', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1698, 1, '2015-09-15 17:34:10', '2015-09-15 17:34:10', '<b>By Len Inn\r\nPolitical Reporter\r\n\r\nThe newly-elected leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition, Jeremy Corbyn is to undertake a fact-finding tour of Suffolk in next month, his advisers claim.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Corbyn, who grew up in the rural idyll of Wiltshire, is a self-confessed ‘country bumpkin’ and has a passion for exploring how his new Labour Party line-up can help the county.\r\n\r\nA recently-appointed member of his staff, who asked not to be named, showed the Suffolk Gazette a draft copy of his busy travelling itinerary which includes town meetings in Ipswich and Bury St Edmunds as well as visits to Leiston, Stowmarket, Woodbridge, Sudbury, Haverhill and Thetford.\r\n\r\nThe keen cyclist and teetotal vegetarian is also looking forward to stopping for lunch at the famous Adnams brewery in Southwold before intending to give an evening speech before Aldeburgh Town Council.\r\n\r\nThe source added: “We were quite surprised by this as Jeremy outlined strong views for reintroducing the people of Suffolk to solid Socialist values like working in the fields, fishing fleets and factories.\r\n\r\n“He believes Suffolk people have got fat and lazy on too many years of Tory materialism and spent too much time watching Downton Abbey on 42-inch televisions and stuffed-crust pizzas and he is getting on his bike to show his resolve.”\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn recently described his ‘impeccable middle-class upbringing’ to The Guardian newspaper. He grew up in the picturesque Wiltshire village of Kingston St Michael before moving to a seven-bedroomed home with his parents and three elder brothers in Shropshire.\r\n\r\nHis official “Team Corbyn” spokesman Karl Engels confirmed the plan, but added that Suffolk was one of several “Toryfied” counties that the new Leader wanted to visit. “He wants the democratically-elected local authorities to rediscover the lost Marxism principal of distribution of wealth. He believes a sharp dose of dialectical materialism will refresh the good people of Suffolk.”\r\n\r\nNo-one at Suffolk County Council was available for comment.', 'Country bumpkin Corbyn to tour \'Downton\' Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1697-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-15 17:34:10', '2015-09-15 17:34:10', '', 1697, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1697-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1699, 1, '2015-09-15 20:35:22', '2015-09-15 20:35:22', '<b>The owners of the last remaining treacle mine in East Anglia have announced record annual profits.</b>\r\n\r\nBlaxhall Treacle Industries (BTI) announced pre-tax profits of £17 million for the 12 months up to August 1, in a statement to the Stock Exchange this morning.\r\n\r\nThe record results, up 23% on the previous year, sent BTI shares soaring to 473p in early trading.\r\n\r\nTreacle mining has all but died out in Britain since highly-publicised battles with the unions in the 1980s.\r\n\r\nBut the operation in Blaxhall in Suffolk remained open throughout the troubles because it was largely operated by a non-unionised workforce.\r\n\r\nIt meant Blaxhall, which was first mined in 1817, was in the perfect position to capitalise when other operations, particularly all 17 Norfolk treacle mines, closed down.\r\n\r\nBTI says it recently discovered a new seam of treacle about 140 feet underground, and the addition recently of new hi-tech mining equipment from South Africa was paying great dividends.\r\n\r\nThe company, which employs 64 Suffolk miners, is one of the leading suppliers of treacle and syrup products to British supermarkets, with production currently standing at more than 3,000 tons a year.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suffolk-tracle-mine.jpg" alt="treacle mine suffolk" width="488" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1692" /></a></center><center><i>Sweet success: the treacle mine at Blaxhall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe natural resource comes from belts of crushed sugar cane, some of it thousands of years old, found in seams deep underground.\r\n\r\nBTI chairman Sebastian Sharp said: "The last year has been good. We have a new seam to extract from, and demand for treacle and golden syrup is extremely high, helped by Britain\'s famous sweet tooth.\r\n\r\n"Revenues are up, costs are down and our borrowing is at an all-time low. The future of treacle mining in Suffolk is secure."\r\n\r\nTreacle mining is highly dangerous, with regular rock falls in the shafts and tunnels built under the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nBecause of the danger, the exact location of the BTI mine is a closely-guarded secret in order to prevent local children from treacle scrumping.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette agreed to only show a road sign to the mine, rather than reveal its address, about 200 yards on the left down Blaxhall Church Lane.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Suffolk treacle mine makes record profit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1691-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-15 20:35:22', '2015-09-15 20:35:22', '', 1691, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1691-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1702, 1, '2015-09-15 20:47:23', '2015-09-15 20:47:23', '<b>By Len Inn\r\nPolitical Reporter\r\n\r\nThe newly-elected leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition, Jeremy Corbyn is to undertake a fact-finding tour of Suffolk in next month, his advisers claim.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Corbyn, who grew up in the rural idyll of Wiltshire, is a self-confessed ‘country bumpkin’ and has a passion for exploring how his new Labour Party line-up can help the county.\r\n\r\nA recently-appointed member of his staff, who asked not to be named, showed the Suffolk Gazette a draft copy of his busy travelling itinerary which includes town meetings in Ipswich and Bury St Edmunds as well as visits to Leiston, Stowmarket, Woodbridge, Sudbury, Haverhill and Thetford.\r\n\r\nThe keen cyclist and teetotal vegetarian is also looking forward to stopping for lunch at the famous Adnams brewery in Southwold before intending to give an evening speech before Aldeburgh Town Council.\r\n\r\nThe source added: “We were quite surprised by this as Jeremy outlined strong views for reintroducing the people of Suffolk to solid Socialist values like working in the fields, fishing fleets and factories.\r\n\r\n“He believes Suffolk people have got fat and lazy on too many years of Tory materialism and spent too much time watching Downton Abbey on 42-inch televisions and stuffed-crust pizzas and he is getting on his bike to show his resolve.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/488297254?et=to6tfUeTTSRuBO8V-72Pcw&viewMoreLink=on&sig=xFa7NjjaBrXYizZ4C5G1vKESZOUao02L1GLwGqfzuxg=&caption=true" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/488297254" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Jeremy Corbyn: country boy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn recently described his ‘impeccable middle-class upbringing’ to The Guardian newspaper. He grew up in the picturesque Wiltshire village of Kingston St Michael before moving to a seven-bedroomed home with his parents and three elder brothers in Shropshire.\r\n\r\nHis official “Team Corbyn” spokesman Karl Engels confirmed the plan, but added that Suffolk was one of several “Toryfied” counties that the new Leader wanted to visit. “He wants the democratically-elected local authorities to rediscover the lost Marxism principal of distribution of wealth. He believes a sharp dose of dialectical materialism will refresh the good people of Suffolk.”\r\n\r\nNo-one at Suffolk County Council was available for comment.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Country bumpkin Corbyn to tour \'Downton\' Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1697-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-15 20:47:23', '2015-09-15 20:47:23', '', 1697, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1697-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1703, 1, '2015-09-16 13:03:08', '2015-09-16 13:03:08', '<b>A noble Suffolk family has been hit with a world-record £25,000 fine after an overdue library book was found below the floorboards of their former historic home.</b>\r\n\r\nBuilders found the dusty romantic novel during renovation work at Ipswich\'s prestigious Christchurch Mansion, and were amazed to see a library ticket attached to the inside cover with a required return date of May 5th, 1775.\r\n\r\nThey took the copy of Candide, written by saucy Frenchman Voltaire, to the nearby library in Northgate Street, where staff worked out that they were due a £25,000 library fine because the book was 240 years late.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/candide-book.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/candide-book.jpeg" alt="voltaire" width="480" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1704" /></a></center><center><i>The book with Voltaire\'s portrait found in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We are very keen to get the late-return fee," a librarian whispered from the reception desk. "Who knows how many people have come here over the years but left disappointed because the book was \'out\'?\r\n\r\n"We have contacted the Fonnereau family, who owned the house at the time the book was lent out, and asked for the money, although we have offered to allow staggered payments of £5 a month to make things easier."\r\n\r\nClaude Fonnereau purchased the Tudor mansion, situated in Christchurch Park, in 1734, and if he were still alive he would surely regret becoming a member of the local library.\r\n\r\nA family spokesman said: "They can not prove it was us who hired the book from the library. There is every chance it was a servant, so we don\'t think we\'ll be paying."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:53.030303% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/147903779?et=xY7rePrVT4h2bgGvkfdwug&viewMoreLink=on&sig=h5ijpipXORbLAfhNd_BZ6-HxLd423EDfrfYwpBzOqnA=" width="594" height="315" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/147903779" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Christchurch Mansion in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', '£25,000 library fine as book returned 240 years late', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'library-fine', '', '', '2015-09-16 13:03:48', '2015-09-16 13:03:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1703', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1705, 1, '2015-09-16 13:01:01', '2015-09-16 13:01:01', '<b>A noble Suffolk family has been hit with a world-record £25,000 fine after an overdue library book was found below the floorboards of their former historic home.</b>\r\n\r\nBuilders found the dusty romantic novel during renovation work at Ipswich\'s prestigious Christchurch Mansion, and were amazed to see a library ticket attached to the inside cover with a required return date of May 5th, 1775.\r\n\r\nThey took the copy of Candide, written by saucy Frenchman Voltaire. to the nearby library in Northgate Street, where staff worked out that they were due a charge of £25,000 because it was 240 years late.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/candide-book.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/candide-book.jpeg" alt="voltaire" width="480" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1704" /></a></center><center><i>The book with Voltaire\'s portrait found in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We are very keen to get the late-return fee," a librarian whispered from the reception desk. "Who knows how many people have come here over the years but left disappointed because the book was \'out\'?\r\n\r\n"We have contacted the Fonnereau family, who owned the house at the time the book was lent out, and asked for the money, although we have offered to allow staggered payments of £5 a month to make things easier."\r\n\r\nClaude Fonnereau purchased the Tudor mansion, situated in Christchurch Park, in 1734, and if he were still alive he would surely now regret becoming a member of the local library.\r\n\r\nA family spokesman said: "They can not prove it was us who hired the book from the library. There is every chance it was a servant, so we don\'t think we\'ll be paying."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:53.030303% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/147903779?et=xY7rePrVT4h2bgGvkfdwug&viewMoreLink=on&sig=h5ijpipXORbLAfhNd_BZ6-HxLd423EDfrfYwpBzOqnA=" width="594" height="315" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/147903779" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Christchurch Mansion in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', '£25,000 library fine as book returned 240 years late', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1703-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-16 13:01:01', '2015-09-16 13:01:01', '', 1703, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1703-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1706, 1, '2015-09-16 13:03:08', '2015-09-16 13:03:08', '<b>A noble Suffolk family has been hit with a world-record £25,000 fine after an overdue library book was found below the floorboards of their former historic home.</b>\r\n\r\nBuilders found the dusty romantic novel during renovation work at Ipswich\'s prestigious Christchurch Mansion, and were amazed to see a library ticket attached to the inside cover with a required return date of May 5th, 1775.\r\n\r\nThey took the copy of Candide, written by saucy Frenchman Voltaire, to the nearby library in Northgate Street, where staff worked out that they were due a £25,000 library fine because the book was 240 years late.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/candide-book.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/candide-book.jpeg" alt="voltaire" width="480" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1704" /></a></center><center><i>The book with Voltaire\'s portrait found in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We are very keen to get the late-return fee," a librarian whispered from the reception desk. "Who knows how many people have come here over the years but left disappointed because the book was \'out\'?\r\n\r\n"We have contacted the Fonnereau family, who owned the house at the time the book was lent out, and asked for the money, although we have offered to allow staggered payments of £5 a month to make things easier."\r\n\r\nClaude Fonnereau purchased the Tudor mansion, situated in Christchurch Park, in 1734, and if he were still alive he would surely regret becoming a member of the local library.\r\n\r\nA family spokesman said: "They can not prove it was us who hired the book from the library. There is every chance it was a servant, so we don\'t think we\'ll be paying."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:53.030303% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/147903779?et=xY7rePrVT4h2bgGvkfdwug&viewMoreLink=on&sig=h5ijpipXORbLAfhNd_BZ6-HxLd423EDfrfYwpBzOqnA=" width="594" height="315" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/147903779" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Christchurch Mansion in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', '£25,000 library fine as book returned 240 years late', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1703-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-16 13:03:08', '2015-09-16 13:03:08', '', 1703, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1703-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1709, 1, '2015-09-18 07:10:04', '2015-09-18 07:10:04', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-e1442559468613.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-566x377.jpg" alt="pints-of-beer" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1710" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil Ward, Health Reporter\r\n\r\nScientists have discovered that drinking beer makes men more intelligent.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins at Suffolk\'s prestigious College of Medicine found men who drink at least five pints of ale a day were far better equipped to hold high-level discussions about important issues of the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd blokes on the beer were also more adept at completing brain tasks like finishing cryptic crosswords and solving complicated mathematical equations.\r\n\r\nThe surprising findings will be music to the ears of boozers across Britain, who have been insisting beer is good for them since the drink was first invented in 1937.\r\n\r\nBut the scientists at the College of Medicine in Stowmarket, which is recognised as one of Europe\'s top drug and chemical research institutions, found that the opposite was true for women.\r\n\r\n"We supplemented our research by looking at women\'s behaviour after they have been drinking beer," explained the college\'s Dr Jeremy Donaldson.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately women are wired differently to men, and women became less intelligent after drinking.\r\n\r\n<h3>\'Talking gibberish\'</h3>\r\n\r\n"We conducted strict testing under laboratory conditions and watched aghast as the women on the beer started talking gibberish and picking fights with each other.\r\n\r\n"It always started with something really small, an innocent passing comment, for example. But it quickly blew out of proportion into a real ruck that spilled out into the car park.\r\n\r\n"We then carried out the same intelligence tests as we did on the male test group, and the women had trouble holding the pen the correct way up, and could then only draw doodles on the crossword rather than complete it.\r\n\r\n"But for men the news is indeed very encouraging, and the fact we are releasing it on a Friday means they can go into the weekend with their heads held high, knowing a good night or two on the beer will make them a better person."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDr Donaldson is yet to release the full findings, but he did reveal that his team found chemical reactions between malt, sugars and yeast were responsible for increasing cells in the male brain.\r\n\r\nBeer drinker Danny Francis, 28, of Eye, said: "I knew I was a clever bloke but did not really know why, because my dad and the rest of the family are pretty thick.\r\n\r\n"But I drink loads of Adnams beer, so this research explains it. Last week I completed the Sun\'s crossword for the first time in my life, and that was after seven pints."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Drinking beer makes men more intelligent', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'drinking-beer-men-intelligent', '', '', '2018-06-08 17:16:43', '2018-06-08 17:16:43', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1709', 0, 'post', '', 4); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1711, 1, '2015-09-18 07:03:02', '2015-09-18 07:03:02', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Phil Ward\r\nHealth Reporter\r\n\r\nScientists have discovered that drinking beer makes men more intelligent.</b>\r\n\r\nBoffins at Suffolk\'s prestigious College of Medicine found men who drink at least five pints of ale a day were far better equipped to hold high-level discussions about important issues of the day.\r\n\r\nBlokes on the beer were also more adept at completing brain tasks like finishing cryptic crosswords and solving complicated mathematical equations.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-e1442559468613.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-566x377.jpg" alt="pints-of-beer" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1710" /></a></center><center><i>Cheers: beer is brilliant brain food</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe surprising findings will be music to the ears of boozers across Britain, who have been insisting beer is good for them since the drink was first invented in 1937.\r\n\r\nBut the scientists at the College of Medicine in Stowmarket, which is recognised as one of Europe\'s top drug and chemical research institutions, found that the opposite was true for women.\r\n\r\n"We supplemented our research by looking at women\'s behaviour after they have been drinking beer," explained the college\'s Dr Jeremy Donaldson. "Unfortunately they are wired differently to men, and women became less intelligent after drinking.\r\n\r\n"We conducted strict testing under labatory conditions and watched aghast as the women on the beer started talking gibberish and picking fights with each other.\r\n\r\n"It always started with something really small, an innocent passing comment, for example. But it quickly blew out of proportion into a real ruck that spilled out into the car park.\r\n\r\n"We then carried out the same intelligence tests as we did on the male test group, and the women had trouble holding the pen the correct way up, and could then only draw doodles on the crossword rather than complete it.\r\n\r\n"But for men the news is indeed very encouraging, and the fact we are releasing it on a Friday means they can go into the weekend with their heads held high, knowing a good night or two on the beer will make them a better person."\r\n\r\nBeer drinker Danny Francis, 28, of Eye, said: "I knew I was a clever bloke but did not really know why, because my dad and the rest of the family are pretty thick.\r\n\r\n"But I drink loads of Adnams beer, so this research explains it. Last week I completed the Sun\'s crossword for the first time in my life, and that was after seven pints."\r\n', 'Drinking beer makes men more intelligent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1709-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-18 07:03:02', '2015-09-18 07:03:02', '', 1709, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1709-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1712, 1, '2015-09-18 07:04:44', '2015-09-18 07:04:44', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Phil Ward\r\nHealth Reporter\r\n\r\nScientists have discovered that drinking beer makes men more intelligent.</b>\r\n\r\nBoffins at Suffolk\'s prestigious College of Medicine found men who drink at least five pints of ale a day were far better equipped to hold high-level discussions about important issues of the day.\r\n\r\nBlokes on the beer were also more adept at completing brain tasks like finishing cryptic crosswords and solving complicated mathematical equations.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-e1442559468613.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-566x377.jpg" alt="pints-of-beer" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1710" /></a></center><center><i>Cheers: beer is brilliant brain food</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe surprising findings will be music to the ears of boozers across Britain, who have been insisting beer is good for them since the drink was first invented in 1937.\r\n\r\nBut the scientists at the College of Medicine in Stowmarket, which is recognised as one of Europe\'s top drug and chemical research institutions, found that the opposite was true for women.\r\n\r\n"We supplemented our research by looking at women\'s behaviour after they have been drinking beer," explained the college\'s Dr Jeremy Donaldson. "Unfortunately they are wired differently to men, and women became less intelligent after drinking.\r\n\r\n"We conducted strict testing under labatory conditions and watched aghast as the women on the beer started talking gibberish and picking fights with each other.\r\n\r\n"It always started with something really small, an innocent passing comment, for example. But it quickly blew out of proportion into a real ruck that spilled out into the car park.\r\n\r\n"We then carried out the same intelligence tests as we did on the male test group, and the women had trouble holding the pen the correct way up, and could then only draw doodles on the crossword rather than complete it.\r\n\r\n"But for men the news is indeed very encouraging, and the fact we are releasing it on a Friday means they can go into the weekend with their heads held high, knowing a good night or two on the beer will make them a better person."\r\n\r\nBeer drinker Danny Francis, 28, of Eye, said: "I knew I was a clever bloke but did not really know why, because my dad and the rest of the family are pretty thick.\r\n\r\n"But I drink loads of Adnams beer, so this research explains it. Last week I completed the Sun\'s crossword for the first time in my life, and that was after seven pints."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer to get more intelligent stories (please)!</a>', 'Drinking beer makes men more intelligent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1709-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-18 07:04:44', '2015-09-18 07:04:44', '', 1709, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1709-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1713, 1, '2015-09-18 07:10:04', '2015-09-18 07:10:04', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Phil Ward\r\nHealth Reporter\r\n\r\nScientists have discovered that drinking beer makes men more intelligent.</b>\r\n\r\nBoffins at Suffolk\'s prestigious College of Medicine found men who drink at least five pints of ale a day were far better equipped to hold high-level discussions about important issues of the day.\r\n\r\nAnd blokes on the beer were also more adept at completing brain tasks like finishing cryptic crosswords and solving complicated mathematical equations.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-e1442559468613.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-566x377.jpg" alt="pints-of-beer" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1710" /></a></center><center><i>Cheers: beer is a brilliant brain food</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe surprising findings will be music to the ears of boozers across Britain, who have been insisting beer is good for them since the drink was first invented in 1937.\r\n\r\nBut the scientists at the College of Medicine in Stowmarket, which is recognised as one of Europe\'s top drug and chemical research institutions, found that the opposite was true for women.\r\n\r\n"We supplemented our research by looking at women\'s behaviour after they have been drinking beer," explained the college\'s Dr Jeremy Donaldson.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately women are wired differently to men, and women became less intelligent after drinking.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Talking gibberish\'</b>\r\n\r\n"We conducted strict testing under laboratory conditions and watched aghast as the women on the beer started talking gibberish and picking fights with each other.\r\n\r\n"It always started with something really small, an innocent passing comment, for example. But it quickly blew out of proportion into a real ruck that spilled out into the car park.\r\n\r\n"We then carried out the same intelligence tests as we did on the male test group, and the women had trouble holding the pen the correct way up, and could then only draw doodles on the crossword rather than complete it.\r\n\r\n"But for men the news is indeed very encouraging, and the fact we are releasing it on a Friday means they can go into the weekend with their heads held high, knowing a good night or two on the beer will make them a better person."\r\n\r\nBeer drinker Danny Francis, 28, of Eye, said: "I knew I was a clever bloke but did not really know why, because my dad and the rest of the family are pretty thick.\r\n\r\n"But I drink loads of Adnams beer, so this research explains it. Last week I completed the Sun\'s crossword for the first time in my life, and that was after seven pints."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer to get more intelligent stories (please)!</a>', 'Drinking beer makes men more intelligent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1709-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-18 07:10:04', '2015-09-18 07:10:04', '', 1709, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1709-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1714, 1, '2018-06-08 17:14:11', '2018-06-08 17:14:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-e1442559468613.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-566x377.jpg" alt="pints-of-beer" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1710" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Phil Ward, Health Reporter\n\nScientists have discovered that drinking beer makes men more intelligent.</strong>\n\nBoffins at Suffolk\'s prestigious College of Medicine found men who drink at least five pints of ale a day were far better equipped to hold high-level discussions about important issues of the day.\n\n\n\nAnd blokes on the beer were also more adept at completing brain tasks like finishing cryptic crosswords and solving complicated mathematical equations.\n\nThe surprising findings will be music to the ears of boozers across Britain, who have been insisting beer is good for them since the drink was first invented in 1937.\n\nBut the scientists at the College of Medicine in Stowmarket, which is recognised as one of Europe\'s top drug and chemical research institutions, found that the opposite was true for women.\n\n"We supplemented our research by looking at women\'s behaviour after they have been drinking beer," explained the college\'s Dr Jeremy Donaldson.\n\n"Unfortunately women are wired differently to men, and women became less intelligent after drinking.\n\n<h3>\'Talking gibberish\'</h3>\n\n"We conducted strict testing under laboratory conditions and watched aghast as the women on the beer started talking gibberish and picking fights with each other.\n\n"It always started with something really small, an innocent passing comment, for example. But it quickly blew out of proportion into a real ruck that spilled out into the car park.\n\n"We then carried out the same intelligence tests as we did on the male test group, and the women had trouble holding the pen the correct way up, and could then only draw doodles on the crossword rather than complete it.\n\n"But for men the news is indeed very encouraging, and the fact we are releasing it on a Friday means they can go into the weekend with their heads held high, knowing a good night or two on the beer will make them a better person."\n\nDr Donaldson is yet to release the full findings, but he did reveal that his team found chemical reactions between malt, sugars and yeast were responsible for increasing cells in the male brain.\n\nBeer drinker Danny Francis, 28, of Eye, said: "I knew I was a clever bloke but did not really know why, because my dad and the rest of the family are pretty thick.\n\n"But I drink loads of Adnams beer, so this research explains it. Last week I completed the Sun\'s crossword for the first time in my life, and that was after seven pints."\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer to get more intelligent stories (please)!</a>', 'Drinking beer makes men more intelligent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1709-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-08 17:14:11', '2018-06-08 17:14:11', '', 1709, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1709-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1715, 1, '2015-09-18 07:14:02', '2015-09-18 07:14:02', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Phil Ward\r\nHealth Reporter\r\n\r\nScientists have discovered that drinking beer makes men more intelligent.</b>\r\n\r\nBoffins at Suffolk\'s prestigious College of Medicine found men who drink at least five pints of ale a day were far better equipped to hold high-level discussions about important issues of the day.\r\n\r\nAnd blokes on the beer were also more adept at completing brain tasks like finishing cryptic crosswords and solving complicated mathematical equations.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-e1442559468613.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pints-of-beer-566x377.jpg" alt="pints-of-beer" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1710" /></a></center><center><i>Cheers: beer is a brilliant brain food</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe surprising findings will be music to the ears of boozers across Britain, who have been insisting beer is good for them since the drink was first invented in 1937.\r\n\r\nBut the scientists at the College of Medicine in Stowmarket, which is recognised as one of Europe\'s top drug and chemical research institutions, found that the opposite was true for women.\r\n\r\n"We supplemented our research by looking at women\'s behaviour after they have been drinking beer," explained the college\'s Dr Jeremy Donaldson.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately women are wired differently to men, and women became less intelligent after drinking.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Talking gibberish\'</b>\r\n\r\n"We conducted strict testing under laboratory conditions and watched aghast as the women on the beer started talking gibberish and picking fights with each other.\r\n\r\n"It always started with something really small, an innocent passing comment, for example. But it quickly blew out of proportion into a real ruck that spilled out into the car park.\r\n\r\n"We then carried out the same intelligence tests as we did on the male test group, and the women had trouble holding the pen the correct way up, and could then only draw doodles on the crossword rather than complete it.\r\n\r\n"But for men the news is indeed very encouraging, and the fact we are releasing it on a Friday means they can go into the weekend with their heads held high, knowing a good night or two on the beer will make them a better person."\r\n\r\nDr Donaldson is yet to release the full findings, but he did reveal that his team found chemical reactions between malt, sugars and yeast were responsible for increasing cells in the male brain.\r\n\r\nBeer drinker Danny Francis, 28, of Eye, said: "I knew I was a clever bloke but did not really know why, because my dad and the rest of the family are pretty thick.\r\n\r\n"But I drink loads of Adnams beer, so this research explains it. Last week I completed the Sun\'s crossword for the first time in my life, and that was after seven pints."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer to get more intelligent stories (please)!</a>', 'Drinking beer makes men more intelligent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1709-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-18 07:14:02', '2015-09-18 07:14:02', '', 1709, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1709-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1716, 1, '2015-09-18 07:12:51', '2015-09-18 07:12:51', '<b>Lowestoft Town FC has appealed for translators to come forward ahead of tomorrow\'s match against Chorley, which is a town believed to be somewhere the other side of Scotland.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk seaside gem Lowestoft, which is the most easterly town in the UK, is forced to play in the National League North - but it is so far away from the other sides that language barriers have become a problem.\r\n\r\nManager Ady Gallagher explained: "We\'ll have a little difficulty communicating with the Chorley bench as they speak a completely different language.\r\n\r\n"For simple things like \'handball!\' we can use sign language, but for debates over the offside rule we need to use real words."\r\n\r\nA club insider added: "The problem is that the local pubs have taken both the Lancashire ex-pats in Lowestoft and they are now unavailable to us. We can manage languages of places nearby, and even have a Yorkshire branch of the Supporters Club to help us there, but get the other side of the Pennines and they might as well be talking Pirate!"\r\n\r\nLocal Trawler Boys fans believe there will not be too many issues. One told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m sure it will all go well for the big game. We\'re all British, after all. I know that the landlord of the Stanford Arms is anticipating a good and friendly crowd, and has ordered in an extra 15 cans of beer froth to make the Northerners feel at home when they drop in."\r\n\r\nBut the pub landlord added: "To give an example of our need for translators, Chorley supporter Deb Soopnorth called us as she boarded the flight to Lowestoft this morning, and we won\'t be able to understand what she said until the end of the day when a translator turns up."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Deb-Soopnorth-e1442574182744.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Deb-Soopnorth-566x377.jpg" alt="Deb-Soopnorth" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1718" /></a></center><center><i>Chorley chortle: fan Deb Soopnorth boards her flight to Lowestoft</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Wanted: translator for Lowestoft Town FC v Chorley', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'lowestoft-town-fc-translator', '', '', '2015-09-18 11:19:53', '2015-09-18 11:19:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1716', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1717, 1, '2015-09-18 10:59:04', '2015-09-18 10:59:04', '<b>Lowestoft Town FC has appealed for translators to come forward ahead of tomorrow\'s match against Chorley, which is believed to be somewhere the other side of Scotland.</b>\r\n\r\nThe club, which is the most easterly in the UK, is so far away from other sides that language barriers have become a problem. Manager Ady Gallagher said: "We\'ll have a little difficulty communicating with the Chorley bench as they speak a completely different language.\r\n\r\n"For simple things like \'Handball!\' we can use sign language, but for debates over the offside rule we need to use real words."\r\n\r\nA club insider added: "The problem is that the local pubs have taken both the Lancashire ex-pats in Lowestoft and they are now unavailable to us. We can manage languages of places nearby, and even have a Yorkshire branch of the Supporters Club, but get the other side of the Pennines and they might as well be talking Pirate!"\r\n\r\nClub photographer Shirl van Wijtgaard, (21) protecting herself from the cold in a burgundy anorak,  said "I\'m sure it will all go well. We\'re all British, after all. I know that the landlord of the Stanford Arms is anticipating a good and friendly crowd, and has ordered in an extra 15 cans of beer froth to make the Northerners feel at home."\r\nCoach Den von Giessen, (32) added from the showers "To give an example of our need for translators, Chorley supporter Deb Soopnorth called us as she boarded the flight to Lowestoft this morning, and we won\'t  be able to report what she said until the end of the day."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1716-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-18 10:59:04', '2015-09-18 10:59:04', '', 1716, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1716-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1719, 1, '2015-09-18 11:11:54', '2015-09-18 11:11:54', '<b>Lowestoft Town FC has appealed for translators to come forward ahead of tomorrow\'s match against Chorley, which is a town believed to be somewhere the other side of Scotland.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk seaside gem Lowestoft, which is the most easterly town in the UK, is forced to play in the National League North - but it is so far away from the other sides that language barriers have become a problem.\r\n\r\nManager Ady Gallagher explained: "We\'ll have a little difficulty communicating with the Chorley bench as they speak a completely different language.\r\n\r\n"For simple things like \'handball!\' we can use sign language, but for debates over the offside rule we need to use real words."\r\n\r\nA club insider added: "The problem is that the local pubs have taken both the Lancashire ex-pats in Lowestoft and they are now unavailable to us. We can manage languages of places nearby, and even have a Yorkshire branch of the Supporters Club to help us there, but get the other side of the Pennines and they might as well be talking Pirate!"\r\n\r\nLocal Trawler Boys fans believe there will not be too issues. One told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m sure it will all go well for the big game. We\'re all British, after all. I know that the landlord of the Stanford Arms is anticipating a good and friendly crowd, and has ordered in an extra 15 cans of beer froth to make the Northerners feel at home when they drop in."\r\n\r\nBut the pub landlord added: "To give an example of our need for translators, Chorley supporter Deb Soopnorth called us as she boarded the flight to Lowestoft this morning, and we won\'t be able to understand what she said until the end of the day when a translator turns up."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Deb-Soopnorth-e1442574182744.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Deb-Soopnorth-566x377.jpg" alt="Deb-Soopnorth" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1718" /></a></center><center><i>Chorley chortle: fan Deb Soopnorth boards her flight to Lowestoft</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Wanted: translator for Lowestoft Town FC v Chorley', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1716-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-18 11:11:54', '2015-09-18 11:11:54', '', 1716, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1716-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1720, 1, '2015-09-18 11:15:16', '2015-09-18 11:15:16', '<b>Lowestoft Town FC has appealed for translators to come forward ahead of tomorrow\'s match against Chorley, which is a town believed to be somewhere the other side of Scotland.</b>\n\nSuffolk seaside gem Lowestoft, which is the most easterly town in the UK, is forced to play in the National League North - but it is so far away from the other sides that language barriers have become a problem.\n\nManager Ady Gallagher explained: "We\'ll have a little difficulty communicating with the Chorley bench as they speak a completely different language.\n\n"For simple things like \'handball!\' we can use sign language, but for debates over the offside rule we need to use real words."\n\nA club insider added: "The problem is that the local pubs have taken both the Lancashire ex-pats in Lowestoft and they are now unavailable to us. We can manage languages of places nearby, and even have a Yorkshire branch of the Supporters Club to help us there, but get the other side of the Pennines and they might as well be talking Pirate!"\n\nLocal Trawler Boys fans believe there will not be too many issues. One told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m sure it will all go well for the big game. We\'re all British, after all. I know that the landlord of the Stanford Arms is anticipating a good and friendly crowd, and has ordered in an extra 15 cans of beer froth to make the Northerners feel at home when they drop in."\n\nBut the pub landlord added: "To give an example of our need for translators, Chorley supporter Deb Soopnorth called us as she boarded the flight to Lowestoft this morning, and we won\'t be able to understand what she said until the end of the day when a translator turns up."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Deb-Soopnorth-e1442574182744.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Deb-Soopnorth-566x377.jpg" alt="Deb-Soopnorth" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1718" /></a></center><center><i>Chorley chortle: fan Deb Soopnorth boards her flight to Lowestoft</center></i><br><br>\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Wanted: translator for Lowestoft Town FC v Chorley', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1716-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-09-18 11:15:16', '2015-09-18 11:15:16', '', 1716, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1716-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1721, 1, '2015-09-18 11:19:53', '2015-09-18 11:19:53', '<b>Lowestoft Town FC has appealed for translators to come forward ahead of tomorrow\'s match against Chorley, which is a town believed to be somewhere the other side of Scotland.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk seaside gem Lowestoft, which is the most easterly town in the UK, is forced to play in the National League North - but it is so far away from the other sides that language barriers have become a problem.\r\n\r\nManager Ady Gallagher explained: "We\'ll have a little difficulty communicating with the Chorley bench as they speak a completely different language.\r\n\r\n"For simple things like \'handball!\' we can use sign language, but for debates over the offside rule we need to use real words."\r\n\r\nA club insider added: "The problem is that the local pubs have taken both the Lancashire ex-pats in Lowestoft and they are now unavailable to us. We can manage languages of places nearby, and even have a Yorkshire branch of the Supporters Club to help us there, but get the other side of the Pennines and they might as well be talking Pirate!"\r\n\r\nLocal Trawler Boys fans believe there will not be too many issues. One told the Suffolk Gazette: "I\'m sure it will all go well for the big game. We\'re all British, after all. I know that the landlord of the Stanford Arms is anticipating a good and friendly crowd, and has ordered in an extra 15 cans of beer froth to make the Northerners feel at home when they drop in."\r\n\r\nBut the pub landlord added: "To give an example of our need for translators, Chorley supporter Deb Soopnorth called us as she boarded the flight to Lowestoft this morning, and we won\'t be able to understand what she said until the end of the day when a translator turns up."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Deb-Soopnorth-e1442574182744.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Deb-Soopnorth-566x377.jpg" alt="Deb-Soopnorth" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1718" /></a></center><center><i>Chorley chortle: fan Deb Soopnorth boards her flight to Lowestoft</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Wanted: translator for Lowestoft Town FC v Chorley', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1716-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-18 11:19:53', '2015-09-18 11:19:53', '', 1716, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1716-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1723, 1, '2015-09-19 08:41:13', '2015-09-19 08:41:13', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police fear a serial killer is on the loose after discovering 129 bodies in a village graveyard.</b>\r\n\r\nThe grim discovery was made in St Wayne and Gary Church in Elmswell, and detectives fear more bodies may turn up.\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the mass killer followed a sadistic pattern by putting out the bodies in neat rows - then leaving a stone to mark where each one lay.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to say how many of the victims died, as they appear to have been dead for a long time.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-300x201.jpg" alt="bodies-in-cemetery" width="300" height="201" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-436" /></a></center><center><i>Grim: crime scene in Suffolk graveyard</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAt a special press conference planned for later today, Detective Chief Superintendent Noah Cloose will warn all Suffolk residents to stay indoors until the killer is caught.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "We\'re dealing with the worst serial killer in the county\'s history. There are already 129 bodies and we expect to find more.\r\n\r\n"We were called to St Wayne and Gary Church when a passerby noticed a man acting suspiciously in the graveyard. He was said to be laying flowers by one of the stones - a classic serial killer habit.\r\n\r\n"We currently have no idea who this man is, but we will put every possible resource into finding him."\r\n\r\nHe is said to be about five feet six inches tall, with grey, thinning hair, and using a walking stick. He was said to be carrying a copy of the Daily Telegraph.\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss was devastated by the discovery. He said: "It\'s normally dead in here on Sunday mornings when I give my sermon, but I didn\'t expect it to be so bad outside."\r\n\r\nOne local neighbour, who asked not to be named, said: "This is awful. Nothing like this has ever happened around here before. I have not seen my great-grandparents for a few years, and must now wonder if they are victims of this madman."\r\n\r\nSadly, Suffolk Police will not be able to use its force Apache gunship helicopter to help track down the killer, as it has been mothballed after <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">accidentally blowing up a vicarage</a> in nearby Needham Market.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Police find bodies in cemetery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '435-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-19 08:41:13', '2015-09-19 08:41:13', '', 435, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/435-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1724, 1, '2015-09-19 08:43:12', '2015-09-19 08:43:12', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police fear a serial killer is on the loose after discovering 129 bodies in a village graveyard.</b>\r\n\r\nThe grim discovery was made in St Wayne and Gary Church in Elmswell, and detectives fear more bodies may turn up.\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the mass killer followed a sadistic pattern by putting out the bodies in neat rows - then leaving a stone to mark where each one lay.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to say how many of the victims died, as they appear to have been dead for a long time.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg" alt="bodies-in-cemetery" width="550" height="368" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-436" /></a></center><center><i>Grim: crime scene in Suffolk graveyard</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAt a special press conference planned for later today, Detective Chief Superintendent Noah Cloose will warn all Suffolk residents to stay indoors until the killer is caught.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "We\'re dealing with the worst serial killer in the county\'s history. There are already 129 bodies and we expect to find more.\r\n\r\n"We were called to St Wayne and Gary Church when a passerby noticed a man acting suspiciously in the graveyard. He was said to be laying flowers by one of the stones - a classic serial killer habit.\r\n\r\n"We currently have no idea who this man is, but we will put every possible resource into finding him."\r\n\r\nHe is said to be about five feet six inches tall, with grey, thinning hair, and using a walking stick. He was said to be carrying a copy of the Daily Telegraph.\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss was devastated by the discovery. He said: "It\'s normally dead in here on Sunday mornings when I give my sermon, but I didn\'t expect it to be so bad outside."\r\n\r\nOne local neighbour, who asked not to be named, said: "This is awful. Nothing like this has ever happened around here before. I have not seen my great-grandparents for a few years, and must now wonder if they are victims of this madman."\r\n\r\nSadly, Suffolk Police will not be able to use its force Apache gunship helicopter to help track down the killer, as it has been mothballed after <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">accidentally blowing up a vicarage</a> in nearby Needham Market.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Police find bodies in cemetery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '435-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-19 08:43:12', '2015-09-19 08:43:12', '', 435, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/435-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1725, 1, '2015-09-19 08:53:28', '2015-09-19 08:53:28', 'James Corden and music legend Stevie Wonder carpool through Los Angeles singing some of his classic songs - and Stevie suggests he and James start a group called the Wondercats.\r\n\r\nStevie Wonder’s 20-city tour \'Songs In The Key Of Life Performance\' starts on September 30 in Montreal and ends on November 24 at New York’s Madison Square Garden.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qqrvm2XDvpQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'James Corden and Stevie Wonder', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'james-corden-stevie-wonder', '', '', '2016-02-17 14:48:05', '2016-02-17 14:48:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1725', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1728, 1, '2015-09-19 08:58:45', '2015-09-19 08:58:45', 'James Corden and music legend Stevie Wonder carpool through Los Angeles singing some of his classic songs - and Stevie suggests he and James start a group called the Wondercats.\r\n\r\nStevie Wonder’s 20-city tour \'Songs In The Key Of Life Performance\' starts on September 30 in Montreal and ends on November 24 at New York’s Madison Square Garden.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'James Corden and Stevie Wonder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1725-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-19 08:58:45', '2015-09-19 08:58:45', '', 1725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1725-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1729, 1, '2015-09-19 09:09:24', '2015-09-19 09:09:24', 'This is the moment a young boy finds out he\'s going to be a big brother. His reaction is priceless, although it gets a little awkward when he asks his mum how she made the new baby!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZWwU0lTzPGc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Cute boy, 5, finds out he\'s going to be a big brother', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cute-boy-big-brother', '', '', '2016-02-17 14:46:30', '2016-02-17 14:46:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1729', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1732, 1, '2015-09-19 13:17:08', '2015-09-19 13:17:08', 'This dog loves bacon, but isn\'t getting any. The ultimate dog tease video has had more than 170 million views on YouTube.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nGeKSiCQkPw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ultimate dog tease video: bacon', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ultimate-dog-tease-video-bacon', '', '', '2016-02-17 14:15:32', '2016-02-17 14:15:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1732', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1734, 1, '2015-09-19 17:15:01', '2015-09-19 17:15:01', 'In this classic video, Harry Enfield portrays how the \'old-fashioned\' <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/arsene-wenger/">footballers from Arsenal</a> would get on in a cup final against modern-day Liverpool at Wembley.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/y4CXY6TVBMc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Harry Enfield Association Football', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'harry-enfield-association-football', '', '', '2018-01-29 12:22:22', '2018-01-29 12:22:22', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1734', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1737, 1, '2015-09-21 07:54:26', '2015-09-21 07:54:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1738" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</strong>\r\n\r\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\r\n\r\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Felixstowe Ferry, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\r\n\r\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\r\n\r\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\r\n\r\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\r\n\r\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\r\n\r\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced, however.\r\n\r\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.\r\n\r\nSuffolk shark expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said she did not believe the shark was the same one that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">attacked a Felixstowe windsurfer in 2016</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river', '', '', '2018-07-17 07:24:13', '2018-07-17 07:24:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1737', 0, 'post', '', 34); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1739, 1, '2015-09-21 07:54:26', '2015-09-21 07:54:26', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nAngling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</b>\r\n\r\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\r\n\r\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\r\n\r\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Orford, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\r\n\r\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\r\n\r\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\r\n\r\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\r\n\r\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\r\n\r\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\r\n\r\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced.\r\n\r\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1737-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-21 07:54:26', '2015-09-21 07:54:26', '', 1737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1740, 1, '2018-07-17 07:22:48', '2018-07-17 07:22:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1738" /></a>\n\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\n\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</strong>\n\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\n\n\n\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\n\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Felixstowe Ferry, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\n\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\n\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\n\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\n\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\n\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced, however.\n\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.\n\nSuffolk shark expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said she did not believe the shark was the same one that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">attacked a Felixstowe windsurfer in 2016</a>.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1737-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-17 07:22:48', '2018-07-17 07:22:48', '', 1737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1737-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1741, 1, '2015-09-21 08:07:00', '2015-09-21 08:07:00', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nAngling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</b>\r\n\r\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\r\n\r\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\r\n\r\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Orford, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1738" /></a></center><center><i>Great White in the River Deben yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\r\n\r\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\r\n\r\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\r\n\r\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\r\n\r\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\r\n\r\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced.\r\n\r\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1737-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-21 08:07:00', '2015-09-21 08:07:00', '', 1737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1742, 1, '2015-09-21 08:50:50', '2015-09-21 08:50:50', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nAngling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</b>\r\n\r\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\r\n\r\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\r\n\r\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Orford, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1738" /></a></center><center><i>Great White in the River Deben yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\r\n\r\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\r\n\r\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\r\n\r\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\r\n\r\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\r\n\r\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced.\r\n\r\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1737-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-21 08:50:50', '2015-09-21 08:50:50', '', 1737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1743, 1, '2015-09-21 10:29:39', '2015-09-21 10:29:39', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nAngling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</b>\r\n\r\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\r\n\r\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\r\n\r\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Felixstowe Ferry, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1738" /></a></center><center><i>Great White in the River Deben yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\r\n\r\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\r\n\r\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\r\n\r\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\r\n\r\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\r\n\r\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced.\r\n\r\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1737-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-21 10:29:39', '2015-09-21 10:29:39', '', 1737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1744, 1, '2015-09-23 07:55:59', '2015-09-23 07:55:59', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\r\n\r\nDavid Cameron, October 9, Libra</b>\r\n\r\nThe unfortunate headlines this week have made you squeal, so you might consider launching a distraction to save your bacon - like invading Syria.\r\n\r\nQuite frankly, your aids have made a pigs ear of media management since some swine made allegations you stuck your prime ministerial chipolata into the mouth of a dead pig. Time to give them a roasting, and just hope that Uranus can move around and shield the people of Great Britain from The Sun.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br><br>\r\nMeanwhile, you need to face up to more ridicule, including suggestions that your accidental support of West Ham rather than Aston Villa was a Freudian slip.\r\n\r\nFurther, official emails from Number 10 are turning up in everyone\'s spam folder, so you need to sort out your IT department.\r\n\r\nLastly, there is one bit of good news on the horizon - if you contact your Health Secretary, he will confirm his medics have got hold of that oinkment you were after.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cameron-pig-e1442994762627.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cameron-pig-566x377.jpg" alt="cameron-pig" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1746" /></a></center><center><i>Was someone telling porkies?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: David Cameron', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'todays-horoscope-david-cameron', '', '', '2016-09-13 10:00:43', '2016-09-13 10:00:43', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1744', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1745, 1, '2015-09-23 07:31:31', '2015-09-23 07:31:31', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\r\n\r\nDavid Cameron, October 9, Libra</b>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: David Cameron', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1744-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-23 07:31:31', '2015-09-23 07:31:31', '', 1744, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1744-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1747, 1, '2015-09-23 07:55:24', '2015-09-23 07:55:24', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\r\n\r\nDavid Cameron, October 9, Libra</b>\r\n\r\nThe unfortunate headlines this week have made you squeal, so you might consider launching a distraction to save your bacon - like invading Syria.\r\n\r\nQuite frankly, your aids have made a pigs ear of media management since some swine made allegations you stuck your prime ministerial chipolata into the mouth of a dead pig. Time to give them a roasting, and just hope that Uranus can move around and shield the people of Great Britain from The Sun.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, you need to face up to more ridicule, including suggestions that your accidental support of West Ham rather than Aston Villa was a Freudian slip.\r\n\r\nFurther, official emails from Number 10 are turning up in everyone\'s spam folder, so you need to sort out your IT department.\r\n\r\nLastly, there is one bit of good news on the horizon - if you contact your Health Secretary, he will confirm his medics have got hold of that oinkment you were after.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cameron-pig-e1442994762627.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cameron-pig-566x377.jpg" alt="cameron-pig" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1746" /></a></center><center><i>Was someone telling porkies?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: David Cameron', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1744-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-23 07:55:24', '2015-09-23 07:55:24', '', 1744, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1744-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1750, 1, '2015-09-26 09:43:42', '2015-09-26 09:43:42', 'Classic sketch from Not The Nine O\'Clock News, with Griff Rhys Jones as the racist copper and Rowan Atkinson playing his infuriated boss.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/BO8EpfyCG2Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Constable Savage in the dog house', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'constable-savage-in-the-dog-house', '', '', '2016-02-17 14:10:15', '2016-02-17 14:10:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1750', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1756, 1, '2017-09-05 07:47:33', '2017-09-05 07:47:33', '<strong>Upset house spiders have complained to press watchdogs after the media whipped up a deadly hate campaign against them.</strong>\r\n\r\nEvery newspaper and TV news station has reported about millions of huge spiders invading houses - and given advice about how to keep them out.\r\n\r\nThey have also been terrifying everyone with claims that the venomous false widow spider is on the march across Britain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA perfect storm of summer weather conditions and abundance of food has increased the number of spiders harmlessly hanging about minding their own business.\r\n\r\nBut that has been seized upon by evil press barons looking to make money out of their readers\' fears.\r\n\r\nLast night Boris, a friendly spider in Suffolk who represents the nation\'s arachnid population, said: "Alwight, guv\'nor. We\'re \'armless. No really, we have eight legs and no arms.\r\n\r\n"Thanks to the press everyone now wants to kill us. We\'re in a right two and eight," complained Boris, 3, who moved from London\'s East End to Suffolk because he\'d heard people were nicer there.\r\n\r\n"All we want to do is find a mate at this time of year, so we wander about a bit looking for \'em. Now we have to watch out for humans dropping books on us, or desperately yelling at their dogs or cats to eat us."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="276" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1757" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBoris has now scribbled a letter in his spidery handwriting to the Independent Press Standards Organisation, claiming journalists are preying on readers\' irrational fears.\r\n\r\n"Reporters are spinning a web of lies about us," said Boris, who has 743 children.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnother spider, Jim, from Bury St Edmunds, added: "Don\'t believe everything you read in the papers  - for example, we actually love playing conkers, so leaving a chestnut in the corner of your room isn\'t going to scare us off."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for IPSO said they would review Boris\' complaint.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Entomologist Concern said: "Spiders are friendly little creatures just going about their business. There really is no need to be so nasty to them."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Spiders complain about media hate campaign', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'spiders-complain-about-media-treatment', '', '', '2017-09-05 12:24:27', '2017-09-05 12:24:27', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1756', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1758, 1, '2015-09-28 07:43:29', '2015-09-28 07:43:29', '<b>Upset house spiders have complained to press watchdogs after the media whipped up a deadly hate campaign against them.</b>\r\n\r\nEvery newspaper and TV news station has reported about millions of huge spiders invading houses - and given advice about how to keep them out.\r\n\r\nThey have also been terrifying everyone with claims that the venomous false widow spider is on the march across Britain.\r\n\r\nA perfect storm of summer weather conditions and abundance of food has increased the number of spiders harmlessly hanging about minding their own business.\r\n\r\nBut that has been seized upon by evil press barons looking to make money out of their readers\' fears.\r\n\r\nLast night Boris, a friendly spider in Suffolk who represents the nation\'s arachnid population, said: "Alwight, guv\'nor. We\'re \'armless. No really, we have eight legs and no arms.\r\n\r\n"Thanks to the press everyone now wants to kill us. We\'re in a right two and eight," complained Boris, 3, who moved from London\'s East End to Suffolk because he\'d heard people were nicer there.\r\n\r\n"All we want to do is find a mate at this time of year, so we wander about a bit looking for \'em. Now we have to watch out for humans dropping books on us, or desperately yelling at their dogs or cats to eat us.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think that the public sympathy with refugees from Syria would extend to being nice to us as well, but no."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="276" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1757" /></a></center><center><I>Boris, the friendly but upset Suffolk spider</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nBoris has now scribbled a letter in his spidery handwriting to the Independent Press Standards Organisation, claiming journalists are preying on readers\' irrational fears.\r\n\r\n"Reporters are spinning a web of lies about us," said Boris, who has 743 children.\r\n\r\nAnother spider, Jim, from Bury St Edmunds, added: "Don\'t believe everything you read in the papers  - for example, we actually love playing conkers, so leaving a chestnut in the corner of your room isn\'t going to scare us off."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for IPSO said they would review Boris\' complaint.\r\n\r\nAn insider at the said: "Spiders are friendly little creatures just going about their business. There really is no need to be so nasty to them."\r\n', 'Spiders complain about media treatment', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1756-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-28 07:43:29', '2015-09-28 07:43:29', '', 1756, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1756-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1759, 1, '2015-09-28 07:47:33', '2015-09-28 07:47:33', '<b>Upset house spiders have complained to press watchdogs after the media whipped up a deadly hate campaign against them.</b>\r\n\r\nEvery newspaper and TV news station has reported about millions of huge spiders invading houses - and given advice about how to keep them out.\r\n\r\nThey have also been terrifying everyone with claims that the venomous false widow spider is on the march across Britain.\r\n\r\nA perfect storm of summer weather conditions and abundance of food has increased the number of spiders harmlessly hanging about minding their own business.\r\n\r\nBut that has been seized upon by evil press barons looking to make money out of their readers\' fears.\r\n\r\nLast night Boris, a friendly spider in Suffolk who represents the nation\'s arachnid population, said: "Alwight, guv\'nor. We\'re \'armless. No really, we have eight legs and no arms.\r\n\r\n"Thanks to the press everyone now wants to kill us. We\'re in a right two and eight," complained Boris, 3, who moved from London\'s East End to Suffolk because he\'d heard people were nicer there.\r\n\r\n"All we want to do is find a mate at this time of year, so we wander about a bit looking for \'em. Now we have to watch out for humans dropping books on us, or desperately yelling at their dogs or cats to eat us.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think that the public sympathy with refugees from Syria would extend to being nice to us as well, but no."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="276" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1757" /></a></center><center><I>Boris, the friendly but upset Suffolk spider</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nBoris has now scribbled a letter in his spidery handwriting to the Independent Press Standards Organisation, claiming journalists are preying on readers\' irrational fears.\r\n\r\n"Reporters are spinning a web of lies about us," said Boris, who has 743 children.\r\n\r\nAnother spider, Jim, from Bury St Edmunds, added: "Don\'t believe everything you read in the papers  - for example, we actually love playing conkers, so leaving a chestnut in the corner of your room isn\'t going to scare us off."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for IPSO said they would review Boris\' complaint.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Entomologist Concern said: "Spiders are friendly little creatures just going about their business. There really is no need to be so nasty to them."\r\n', 'Spiders complain about media treatment', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1756-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-28 07:47:33', '2015-09-28 07:47:33', '', 1756, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1756-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1760, 1, '2015-09-28 07:57:04', '2015-09-28 07:57:04', '<b>Upset house spiders have complained to press watchdogs after the media whipped up a deadly hate campaign against them.</b>\r\n\r\nEvery newspaper and TV news station has reported about millions of huge spiders invading houses - and given advice about how to keep them out.\r\n\r\nThey have also been terrifying everyone with claims that the venomous false widow spider is on the march across Britain.\r\n\r\nA perfect storm of summer weather conditions and abundance of food has increased the number of spiders harmlessly hanging about minding their own business.\r\n\r\nBut that has been seized upon by evil press barons looking to make money out of their readers\' fears.\r\n\r\nLast night Boris, a friendly spider in Suffolk who represents the nation\'s arachnid population, said: "Alwight, guv\'nor. We\'re \'armless. No really, we have eight legs and no arms.\r\n\r\n"Thanks to the press everyone now wants to kill us. We\'re in a right two and eight," complained Boris, 3, who moved from London\'s East End to Suffolk because he\'d heard people were nicer there.\r\n\r\n"All we want to do is find a mate at this time of year, so we wander about a bit looking for \'em. Now we have to watch out for humans dropping books on us, or desperately yelling at their dogs or cats to eat us.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think that the public sympathy with refugees from Syria would extend to being nice to us as well, but no."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="276" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1757" /></a></center><center><I>Boris, the friendly but upset Suffolk spider</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nBoris has now scribbled a letter in his spidery handwriting to the Independent Press Standards Organisation, claiming journalists are preying on readers\' irrational fears.\r\n\r\n"Reporters are spinning a web of lies about us," said Boris, who has 743 children.\r\n\r\nAnother spider, Jim, from Bury St Edmunds, added: "Don\'t believe everything you read in the papers  - for example, we actually love playing conkers, so leaving a chestnut in the corner of your room isn\'t going to scare us off."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for IPSO said they would review Boris\' complaint.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Entomologist Concern said: "Spiders are friendly little creatures just going about their business. There really is no need to be so nasty to them."\r\n', 'Spiders complain about media hate campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1756-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-28 07:57:04', '2015-09-28 07:57:04', '', 1756, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1756-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1761, 1, '2015-09-29 08:32:17', '2015-09-29 08:32:17', '<b>Upset house spiders have complained to press watchdogs after the media whipped up a deadly hate campaign against them.</b>\r\n\r\nEvery newspaper and TV news station has reported about millions of huge spiders invading houses - and given advice about how to keep them out.\r\n\r\nThey have also been terrifying everyone with claims that the venomous false widow spider is on the march across Britain.\r\n\r\nA perfect storm of summer weather conditions and abundance of food has increased the number of spiders harmlessly hanging about minding their own business.\r\n\r\nBut that has been seized upon by evil press barons looking to make money out of their readers\' fears.\r\n\r\nLast night Boris, a friendly spider in Suffolk who represents the nation\'s arachnid population, said: "Alwight, guv\'nor. We\'re \'armless. No really, we have eight legs and no arms.\r\n\r\n"Thanks to the press everyone now wants to kill us. We\'re in a right two and eight," complained Boris, 3, who moved from London\'s East End to Suffolk because he\'d heard people were nicer there.\r\n\r\n"All we want to do is find a mate at this time of year, so we wander about a bit looking for \'em. Now we have to watch out for humans dropping books on us, or desperately yelling at their dogs or cats to eat us.\r\n\r\n"You\'d think that the public sympathy with refugees from Syria would extend to being nice to us as well, but no."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="276" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1757" /></a></center><center><I>Boris, the friendly but upset Suffolk spider</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nBoris has now scribbled a letter in his spidery handwriting to the Independent Press Standards Organisation, claiming journalists are preying on readers\' irrational fears.\r\n\r\n"Reporters are spinning a web of lies about us," said Boris, who has 743 children.\r\n\r\nAnother spider, Jim, from Bury St Edmunds, added: "Don\'t believe everything you read in the papers  - for example, we actually love playing conkers, so leaving a chestnut in the corner of your room isn\'t going to scare us off."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for IPSO said they would review Boris\' complaint.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Entomologist Concern said: "Spiders are friendly little creatures just going about their business. There really is no need to be so nasty to them."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>\r\n', 'Spiders complain about media hate campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1756-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-29 08:32:17', '2015-09-29 08:32:17', '', 1756, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1756-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1762, 1, '2015-09-29 08:49:07', '2015-09-29 08:49:07', '<b>OUT OF THIS WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette reporters\r\n\r\nNASA scientists who discovered running water on Mars revealed today their next mission was to find signs of intelligent life in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter running water was found on the distant red planet, boffins say they are now determined to find evidence of electricity, working Internet and intelligent species in the remote East Anglian county.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one of the UK\'s unexplored outposts," explained NASA\'s Dr Barry Beard. "Our initial satellite imagery data suggests some conditions may be suitable for life, but such is the hostile nature of the area we are not too hopeful.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk is a very long way away and takes many years to get to - this makes it our toughest mission yet."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPeople in Suffolk have been convinced there is something stirring in Norfolk for years - with legendary tales of sloth-like figures with six fingers and massive webbed feet roaming the Norfolk Broads area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-e1443516109818.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-566x377.png" alt="norfolk-map" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1763" /></a></center><center><i>Is there anybody out there? NASA\'s satellite imagery of Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHalesworth scientist George Smith said: "It does not seem plausible that the only intelligent life in East Anglia can be in Suffolk. These are exciting times and we are all staring out to Norfolk from our observatories with hopes of spotting something amazing."\r\n\r\nThe NASA teams aim to send their exploratory craft along the space highway -- codenamed the A11 -- and beam back pictures that may prove their hunch of life is correct.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "With so much water apparently available in the Norfolk Broads area, that is where we will begin our search for intelligence. We\'ll be trying in the Wroxham district first."\r\n\r\nThey hope that once conditions for life are confirmed, with the availability of electricity, humans will be able to populate the county.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'NASA now searching for signs of intelligent life in Norfolk', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'nasa-signs-of-intelligent-life-norfolk', '', '', '2017-02-17 14:18:08', '2017-02-17 14:18:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1762', 0, 'post', '', 7); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1764, 1, '2015-09-29 08:48:00', '2015-09-29 08:48:00', '<b>NASA scientists who discovered running water on Mars revealed today their next mission was to find signs of intelligent life in Norfolk.<b>\r\n\r\nAfter running water was found on the distant red planet, boffins say they are now determined to find evidence of electricity, working Internet and intelligent species in the remote East Anglian county.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one of the UK\'s unexplored outposts," explained NASA\'s Dr Barry Beard. "Our initial satellite imagery data suggests some conditions may be suitable for life, but such is the hostile nature of the area we are not too hopeful.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk is a very long way away and takes many years to get to - this makes it our toughest mission yet."\r\n\r\nPeople in Suffolk have been convinced there is something stirring in Norfolk for years - with legendary tales of sloth-like figures with six fingers and massive webbed feet roaming the Norfolk Broads area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-e1443516109818.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-566x377.png" alt="norfolk-map" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1763" /></a></center><center><i>Is there anybody out there? NASA\'s satellite imagery of Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHalesworth scientist George Smith said: "It does not seem plausible that the only intelligent life in East Anglia can be in Suffolk. These are exciting times and we are all staring out to Norfolk from our observatories with hopes of spotting something amazing."\r\n\r\nThe NASA teams aim to send their exploratory craft along the space highway -- codenamed the A11 -- and beam back pictures that may prove their hunch of life is correct.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "With so much water apparently available in the Norfolk Broads area, that is where we will begin our search for intelligence. We\'ll be trying in the Wroxham district first."\r\n\r\nThey hope that once conditions for life are confirmed, and the availability of electricity, humans will be able to populate the county.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'NASA now searching for signs of intelligent life in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1762-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-29 08:48:00', '2015-09-29 08:48:00', '', 1762, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1762-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1765, 1, '2015-09-29 08:48:49', '2015-09-29 08:48:49', '<b>OUT OF THIS WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette reporters\r\n\r\nNASA scientists who discovered running water on Mars revealed today their next mission was to find signs of intelligent life in Norfolk.<b>\r\n\r\nAfter running water was found on the distant red planet, boffins say they are now determined to find evidence of electricity, working Internet and intelligent species in the remote East Anglian county.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one of the UK\'s unexplored outposts," explained NASA\'s Dr Barry Beard. "Our initial satellite imagery data suggests some conditions may be suitable for life, but such is the hostile nature of the area we are not too hopeful.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk is a very long way away and takes many years to get to - this makes it our toughest mission yet."\r\n\r\nPeople in Suffolk have been convinced there is something stirring in Norfolk for years - with legendary tales of sloth-like figures with six fingers and massive webbed feet roaming the Norfolk Broads area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-e1443516109818.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-566x377.png" alt="norfolk-map" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1763" /></a></center><center><i>Is there anybody out there? NASA\'s satellite imagery of Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHalesworth scientist George Smith said: "It does not seem plausible that the only intelligent life in East Anglia can be in Suffolk. These are exciting times and we are all staring out to Norfolk from our observatories with hopes of spotting something amazing."\r\n\r\nThe NASA teams aim to send their exploratory craft along the space highway -- codenamed the A11 -- and beam back pictures that may prove their hunch of life is correct.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "With so much water apparently available in the Norfolk Broads area, that is where we will begin our search for intelligence. We\'ll be trying in the Wroxham district first."\r\n\r\nThey hope that once conditions for life are confirmed, and the availability of electricity, humans will be able to populate the county.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'NASA now searching for signs of intelligent life in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1762-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-29 08:48:49', '2015-09-29 08:48:49', '', 1762, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1762-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1766, 1, '2015-09-29 08:49:45', '2015-09-29 08:49:45', '<b>OUT OF THIS WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette reporters\r\n\r\nNASA scientists who discovered running water on Mars revealed today their next mission was to find signs of intelligent life in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter running water was found on the distant red planet, boffins say they are now determined to find evidence of electricity, working Internet and intelligent species in the remote East Anglian county.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one of the UK\'s unexplored outposts," explained NASA\'s Dr Barry Beard. "Our initial satellite imagery data suggests some conditions may be suitable for life, but such is the hostile nature of the area we are not too hopeful.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk is a very long way away and takes many years to get to - this makes it our toughest mission yet."\r\n\r\nPeople in Suffolk have been convinced there is something stirring in Norfolk for years - with legendary tales of sloth-like figures with six fingers and massive webbed feet roaming the Norfolk Broads area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-e1443516109818.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-566x377.png" alt="norfolk-map" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1763" /></a></center><center><i>Is there anybody out there? NASA\'s satellite imagery of Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHalesworth scientist George Smith said: "It does not seem plausible that the only intelligent life in East Anglia can be in Suffolk. These are exciting times and we are all staring out to Norfolk from our observatories with hopes of spotting something amazing."\r\n\r\nThe NASA teams aim to send their exploratory craft along the space highway -- codenamed the A11 -- and beam back pictures that may prove their hunch of life is correct.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "With so much water apparently available in the Norfolk Broads area, that is where we will begin our search for intelligence. We\'ll be trying in the Wroxham district first."\r\n\r\nThey hope that once conditions for life are confirmed, and the availability of electricity, humans will be able to populate the county.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'NASA now searching for signs of intelligent life in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1762-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-29 08:49:45', '2015-09-29 08:49:45', '', 1762, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1762-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1767, 1, '2015-09-29 08:51:19', '2015-09-29 08:51:19', '<b>OUT OF THIS WORLD EXCLUSIVE\nBy Suffolk Gazette reporters\n\nNASA scientists who discovered running water on Mars revealed today their next mission was to find signs of intelligent life in Norfolk.</b>\n\nAfter running water was found on the distant red planet, boffins say they are now determined to find evidence of electricity, working Internet and intelligent species in the remote East Anglian county.\n\n"It\'s one of the UK\'s unexplored outposts," explained NASA\'s Dr Barry Beard. "Our initial satellite imagery data suggests some conditions may be suitable for life, but such is the hostile nature of the area we are not too hopeful.\n\n"Norfolk is a very long way away and takes many years to get to - this makes it our toughest mission yet."\n\nPeople in Suffolk have been convinced there is something stirring in Norfolk for years - with legendary tales of sloth-like figures with six fingers and massive webbed feet roaming the Norfolk Broads area.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-e1443516109818.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-566x377.png" alt="norfolk-map" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1763" /></a></center><center><i>Is there anybody out there? NASA\'s satellite imagery of Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\n\nHalesworth scientist George Smith said: "It does not seem plausible that the only intelligent life in East Anglia can be in Suffolk. These are exciting times and we are all staring out to Norfolk from our observatories with hopes of spotting something amazing."\n\nThe NASA teams aim to send their exploratory craft along the space highway -- codenamed the A11 -- and beam back pictures that may prove their hunch of life is correct.\n\nA spokesman said: "With so much water apparently available in the Norfolk Broads area, that is where we will begin our search for intelligence. We\'ll be trying in the Wroxham district first."\n\nThey hope that once conditions for life are confirmed, withthe availability of electricity, humans will be able to populate the county.\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'NASA now searching for signs of intelligent life in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1762-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-09-29 08:51:19', '2015-09-29 08:51:19', '', 1762, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1762-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1768, 1, '2015-09-29 08:51:25', '2015-09-29 08:51:25', '<b>OUT OF THIS WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette reporters\r\n\r\nNASA scientists who discovered running water on Mars revealed today their next mission was to find signs of intelligent life in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter running water was found on the distant red planet, boffins say they are now determined to find evidence of electricity, working Internet and intelligent species in the remote East Anglian county.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one of the UK\'s unexplored outposts," explained NASA\'s Dr Barry Beard. "Our initial satellite imagery data suggests some conditions may be suitable for life, but such is the hostile nature of the area we are not too hopeful.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk is a very long way away and takes many years to get to - this makes it our toughest mission yet."\r\n\r\nPeople in Suffolk have been convinced there is something stirring in Norfolk for years - with legendary tales of sloth-like figures with six fingers and massive webbed feet roaming the Norfolk Broads area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-e1443516109818.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-566x377.png" alt="norfolk-map" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1763" /></a></center><center><i>Is there anybody out there? NASA\'s satellite imagery of Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHalesworth scientist George Smith said: "It does not seem plausible that the only intelligent life in East Anglia can be in Suffolk. These are exciting times and we are all staring out to Norfolk from our observatories with hopes of spotting something amazing."\r\n\r\nThe NASA teams aim to send their exploratory craft along the space highway -- codenamed the A11 -- and beam back pictures that may prove their hunch of life is correct.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "With so much water apparently available in the Norfolk Broads area, that is where we will begin our search for intelligence. We\'ll be trying in the Wroxham district first."\r\n\r\nThey hope that once conditions for life are confirmed, with the availability of electricity, humans will be able to populate the county.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'NASA now searching for signs of intelligent life in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1762-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-29 08:51:25', '2015-09-29 08:51:25', '', 1762, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1762-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1769, 1, '2015-09-29 18:22:07', '2015-09-29 18:22:07', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThousands of East Anglian rail passengers gathered in London last night to pay their last respects to a "dying" train company.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Greater Anglia customers wanted to say their fond farewells after rumours swept the capital that their beloved train operator was on its last legs.\r\n\r\nThey flocked to Liverpool Street station and refused to budge for hours, deciding to stay united in their grief.\r\n\r\nHowever, it emerged after three hours that the company\'s evening operations were wheezing back to life and it was, for now, back from the dead.\r\n\r\nOverjoyed at this great news, the mourners drifted away into the evening on the small number of trains that were actually able to leave the station.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2-e1443550665723.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1770" /></a></center><center><I>Grief: Mourners at Liverpool Street station tonight</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "We had a near-death experience and everything stopped. But somehow we eventually got our sh*t together and managed to get some people home."\r\n\r\nCommuter Andy Hills from Ipswich said: "It was a great relief that our beloved train operator survived the evening.\r\n\r\n"I\'m glad I was able to be at Liverpool Street for hours to see the recovery."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>\r\n', 'Rail passengers mourn \'dying\' train company', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'rail-passengers-mourn', '', '', '2015-10-01 12:21:29', '2015-10-01 12:21:29', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1769', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1771, 1, '2015-09-29 18:22:07', '2015-09-29 18:22:07', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThousands of East Anglian rail passengers gathered in London last night to pay their last respects to a "dying" train company.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Greater Anglia customers wanted to say their fond farewells after rumours swept the capital that their beloved train operator was on its last legs.\r\n\r\nThey flocked to Liverpool Street station and refused to budge for hours, deciding to stay united in their grief.\r\n\r\nHowever, it emerged after three hours that the company\'s evening operations were wheezing back to life and it was, for now, back from the dead.\r\n\r\nOverjoyed at this great news, the mourners drifted away into the evening on the small number of trains that were actually able to leave the station.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2-e1443550665723.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1770" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "We had a near-death experience and everything stopped. But somehow we eventually got our sh*t together and managed to get some people home."\r\n\r\nCommuter Andy Hills from Ipswich said: "It was a great relief that our beloved train operator survived the evening.\r\n\r\n"I\'m glad I was able to be at Liverpool Street for hours to see the recovery."\r\n', 'Rail passengers mourn \'dying\' train company', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1769-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-29 18:22:07', '2015-09-29 18:22:07', '', 1769, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1769-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1772, 1, '2015-09-29 18:28:55', '2015-09-29 18:28:55', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Casey Jones\nRailways Correspondent\n\nThousands of East Anglian rail passengers gathered in London last night to pay their last respects to a "dying" train company.</b>\n\nThe Greater Anglia customers wanted to say their fond farewells after rumours swept the capital that their beloved train operator was on its last legs.\n\nThey flocked to Liverpool Street station and refused to budge for hours, deciding to stay united in their grief.\n\nHowever, it emerged after three hours that the company\'s evening operations were wheezing back to life and it was, for now, back from the dead.\n\nOverjoyed at this great news, the mourners drifted away into the evening on the small number of trains that were actually able to leave the station.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2-e1443550665723.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1770" /></a></center><center><I>Grief: Mourners at Liverpool Street station tonight</center></I><br><br>\n\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "We had a near-death experience and everything stopped. But somehow we eventually got our sh*t together and managed to get some people home."\n\nCommuter Andy Hills from Ipswich said: "It was a great relief that our beloved train operator survived the evening.\n\n"I\'m glad I was able to be at Liverpool Street for hours to see the recovery."\n', 'Rail passengers mourn \'dying\' train company', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1769-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-09-29 18:28:55', '2015-09-29 18:28:55', '', 1769, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1769-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1773, 1, '2015-09-29 18:28:58', '2015-09-29 18:28:58', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThousands of East Anglian rail passengers gathered in London last night to pay their last respects to a "dying" train company.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Greater Anglia customers wanted to say their fond farewells after rumours swept the capital that their beloved train operator was on its last legs.\r\n\r\nThey flocked to Liverpool Street station and refused to budge for hours, deciding to stay united in their grief.\r\n\r\nHowever, it emerged after three hours that the company\'s evening operations were wheezing back to life and it was, for now, back from the dead.\r\n\r\nOverjoyed at this great news, the mourners drifted away into the evening on the small number of trains that were actually able to leave the station.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2-e1443550665723.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1770" /></a></center><center><I>Grief: Mourners at Liverpool Street station tonight</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "We had a near-death experience and everything stopped. But somehow we eventually got our sh*t together and managed to get some people home."\r\n\r\nCommuter Andy Hills from Ipswich said: "It was a great relief that our beloved train operator survived the evening.\r\n\r\n"I\'m glad I was able to be at Liverpool Street for hours to see the recovery."\r\n', 'Rail passengers mourn \'dying\' train company', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1769-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-29 18:28:58', '2015-09-29 18:28:58', '', 1769, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1769-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1774, 1, '2015-10-01 12:21:29', '2015-10-01 12:21:29', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThousands of East Anglian rail passengers gathered in London last night to pay their last respects to a "dying" train company.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Greater Anglia customers wanted to say their fond farewells after rumours swept the capital that their beloved train operator was on its last legs.\r\n\r\nThey flocked to Liverpool Street station and refused to budge for hours, deciding to stay united in their grief.\r\n\r\nHowever, it emerged after three hours that the company\'s evening operations were wheezing back to life and it was, for now, back from the dead.\r\n\r\nOverjoyed at this great news, the mourners drifted away into the evening on the small number of trains that were actually able to leave the station.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2-e1443550665723.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1770" /></a></center><center><I>Grief: Mourners at Liverpool Street station tonight</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "We had a near-death experience and everything stopped. But somehow we eventually got our sh*t together and managed to get some people home."\r\n\r\nCommuter Andy Hills from Ipswich said: "It was a great relief that our beloved train operator survived the evening.\r\n\r\n"I\'m glad I was able to be at Liverpool Street for hours to see the recovery."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>\r\n', 'Rail passengers mourn \'dying\' train company', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1769-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-01 12:21:29', '2015-10-01 12:21:29', '', 1769, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1769-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1775, 1, '2015-10-01 12:56:06', '2015-10-01 12:56:06', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman who boasted she had already completed all her Christmas shopping has been shunned by her friends and run out of town.</b>\r\n\r\nJudith Pyle-Smith told pals at a charity coffee morning that she had also wrapped all the gifts in glossy paper, tied fabulous red-ribbon bows, and written on delicate home-made name tags.\r\n\r\n\r\n<BR>\r\nAnd to add insult to injury, the Suffolk mother-of-three then posted a status on Facebook saying she could now sit back and relax while the rest of Britain gets increasingly frenzied in the coming months.\r\n\r\nBut Pyle-Smith is not smiling now, after her friend became incensed by her smug behaviour.\r\n\r\n"She\'s just a show-off," one of her former friends told us. "It\'s been the same every year. She thinks she\'s so clever getting all her bits and pieces together over the summer while the rest of us leave Christmas shopping to the last minute and end up panicking.\r\n\r\n"She\'s clearly got way too much time on her hands."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/87316925?et=3EwNr9IPQmxiMSC8SLKvlg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uYNgUxaS3pcDoBYSfp2CHpxQqn2Ell_Z2xi4po0rO6Y=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/87316925" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ho bloody Ho: keen shopper was shunned</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPyle-Smith, 33, has now been unfriended by everyone on Facebook and been barred from her social circle in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nShe is now selling up and house-hunting in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"I\'m confused," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I thought I would be an inspiration to busy mothers everywhere and people would love to hear how clever and efficient I have been.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t even get a chance to tell them that I had already booked next summer\'s holiday."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Woman shunned after finishing Christmas shopping', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'christmas-shopping-done', '', '', '2016-11-14 08:54:59', '2016-11-14 08:54:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1775', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1777, 1, '2015-10-01 12:54:51', '2015-10-01 12:54:51', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman who boasted she had already completed all her Christmas shopping has been shunned by her friends and run out of town.</b>\r\n\r\nJudith Pyle-Smith told pals at a charity coffee morning that she had also wrapped all the gifts in glossy paper, tied fabulous red-ribbon bows, and written on delicate home-made name tags.\r\n\r\nAnd to add insult to injury, the Suffolk mother-of-three then posted a status on Facebook saying she could now sit back and relax while the rest of Britain gets increasingly frenzied in the coming months.\r\n\r\nBut Pyle-Smith is not smiling now, after her friend became incensed by her smug behaviour.\r\n\r\n"She\'s just a show-off," one of her former friends told us. "It\'s been the same every year. She thinks she\'s so clever getting all her bits and pieces together over the summer while the rest of us leave Christmas shopping to the last minute and end up panicking.\r\n\r\n"She\'s clearly got way too much time on her hands."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/87316925?et=3EwNr9IPQmxiMSC8SLKvlg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uYNgUxaS3pcDoBYSfp2CHpxQqn2Ell_Z2xi4po0rO6Y=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/87316925" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ho bloody Ho: keen shopper was shunned</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPyle-Smith, 33, has now been unfriended by everyone on Facebook and been barred from her social circle in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nShe is now selling up and house-hunting in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"I\'m confused," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I thought I would be an inspiration to busy mothers everywhere and people would love to hear how efficient I have been.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t even get a chance to tell them that I had already booked next summer\'s holiday."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Woman shunned after finishing her Christmas shopping', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1775-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-01 12:54:51', '2015-10-01 12:54:51', '', 1775, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1775-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1778, 1, '2015-10-01 12:55:42', '2015-10-01 12:55:42', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman who boasted she had already completed all her Christmas shopping has been shunned by her friends and run out of town.</b>\r\n\r\nJudith Pyle-Smith told pals at a charity coffee morning that she had also wrapped all the gifts in glossy paper, tied fabulous red-ribbon bows, and written on delicate home-made name tags.\r\n\r\nAnd to add insult to injury, the Suffolk mother-of-three then posted a status on Facebook saying she could now sit back and relax while the rest of Britain gets increasingly frenzied in the coming months.\r\n\r\nBut Pyle-Smith is not smiling now, after her friend became incensed by her smug behaviour.\r\n\r\n"She\'s just a show-off," one of her former friends told us. "It\'s been the same every year. She thinks she\'s so clever getting all her bits and pieces together over the summer while the rest of us leave Christmas shopping to the last minute and end up panicking.\r\n\r\n"She\'s clearly got way too much time on her hands."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/87316925?et=3EwNr9IPQmxiMSC8SLKvlg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uYNgUxaS3pcDoBYSfp2CHpxQqn2Ell_Z2xi4po0rO6Y=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/87316925" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ho bloody Ho: keen shopper was shunned</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPyle-Smith, 33, has now been unfriended by everyone on Facebook and been barred from her social circle in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nShe is now selling up and house-hunting in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"I\'m confused," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I thought I would be an inspiration to busy mothers everywhere and people would love to hear how efficient I have been.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t even get a chance to tell them that I had already booked next summer\'s holiday."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Woman shunned after finishing Christmas shopping', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1775-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-01 12:55:42', '2015-10-01 12:55:42', '', 1775, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1775-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1779, 1, '2015-10-01 12:58:08', '2015-10-01 12:58:08', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\nConsumer Correspondent\n\nA woman who boasted she had already completed all her Christmas shopping has been shunned by her friends and run out of town.</b>\n\nJudith Pyle-Smith told pals at a charity coffee morning that she had also wrapped all the gifts in glossy paper, tied fabulous red-ribbon bows, and written on delicate home-made name tags.\n\nAnd to add insult to injury, the Suffolk mother-of-three then posted a status on Facebook saying she could now sit back and relax while the rest of Britain gets increasingly frenzied in the coming months.\n\nBut Pyle-Smith is not smiling now, after her friend became incensed by her smug behaviour.\n\n"She\'s just a show-off," one of her former friends told us. "It\'s been the same every year. She thinks she\'s so clever getting all her bits and pieces together over the summer while the rest of us leave Christmas shopping to the last minute and end up panicking.\n\n"She\'s clearly got way too much time on her hands."\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/87316925?et=3EwNr9IPQmxiMSC8SLKvlg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uYNgUxaS3pcDoBYSfp2CHpxQqn2Ell_Z2xi4po0rO6Y=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/87316925" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ho bloody Ho: keen shopper was shunned</center></i><br><br>\n\nPyle-Smith, 33, has now been unfriended by everyone on Facebook and been barred from her social circle in Ipswich.\n\nShe is now selling up and house-hunting in Norfolk.\n\n"I\'m confused," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I thought I would be an inspiration to busy mothers everywhere and people would love to hear how clever and efficient I have been.\n\n"I didn\'t even get a chance to tell them that I had already booked next summer\'s holiday."\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Woman shunned after finishing Christmas shopping', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1775-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-10-01 12:58:08', '2015-10-01 12:58:08', '', 1775, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1775-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1780, 1, '2015-10-01 12:58:11', '2015-10-01 12:58:11', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman who boasted she had already completed all her Christmas shopping has been shunned by her friends and run out of town.</b>\r\n\r\nJudith Pyle-Smith told pals at a charity coffee morning that she had also wrapped all the gifts in glossy paper, tied fabulous red-ribbon bows, and written on delicate home-made name tags.\r\n\r\nAnd to add insult to injury, the Suffolk mother-of-three then posted a status on Facebook saying she could now sit back and relax while the rest of Britain gets increasingly frenzied in the coming months.\r\n\r\nBut Pyle-Smith is not smiling now, after her friend became incensed by her smug behaviour.\r\n\r\n"She\'s just a show-off," one of her former friends told us. "It\'s been the same every year. She thinks she\'s so clever getting all her bits and pieces together over the summer while the rest of us leave Christmas shopping to the last minute and end up panicking.\r\n\r\n"She\'s clearly got way too much time on her hands."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/87316925?et=3EwNr9IPQmxiMSC8SLKvlg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uYNgUxaS3pcDoBYSfp2CHpxQqn2Ell_Z2xi4po0rO6Y=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/87316925" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ho bloody Ho: keen shopper was shunned</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPyle-Smith, 33, has now been unfriended by everyone on Facebook and been barred from her social circle in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nShe is now selling up and house-hunting in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"I\'m confused," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I thought I would be an inspiration to busy mothers everywhere and people would love to hear how clever and efficient I have been.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t even get a chance to tell them that I had already booked next summer\'s holiday."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Woman shunned after finishing Christmas shopping', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1775-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-01 12:58:11', '2015-10-01 12:58:11', '', 1775, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1775-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1783, 1, '2017-09-15 11:44:28', '2017-09-15 11:44:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/chain-gang-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/chain-gang-suffolk.jpg" alt="" width="545" height="316" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1784" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPrison chain gangs will become a familiar sight on Suffolk\'s roads as the Government trials a tough new approach to crime, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal Ministers want prisoners to be used as forced labour to clear up litter from roads around the county.\r\n\r\nAnd to ensure the controversial scheme acts as a deterrent to others, the prisoners will be shackled together with ball and chains, and endure the shame of wearing striped uniforms.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficials have chosen now to unveil their plans to capitalise on Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn\'s unpopular softly softly, left-wing approach to "cushy prisoner reform programmes".\r\n\r\nThe revelation - a throwback to the chain gangs of early 20th-century America - will boost Tory morale as members prepare to gather for the party conference.\r\n\r\nA Home Office insider said: "We have chosen Suffolk to pioneer the scheme because there is so much rubbish discarded on the sides of your roads, especially the A14 and A12, and this does not create a good image for visitors.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll select the most hardened criminals from the region\'s prisons, dress them in degrading black-and-white-striped uniforms, chain them together - and force them to clear little for eight hours a day with only a 20-minute break for bread and water.\r\n\r\n"Motorists will delight in seeing prisoners actually being forced to do something good to repay society - and of course the roads will look so much nicer afterwards."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe gangs - each consisting of ten men - will have a prison guard watching over them at all times, sitting on horseback.\r\n\r\nBut if any of the hardened criminals even thought about escaping, they would not get far because they would be chained together.\r\n\r\nThe scheme was met with fury from local Liberal Democrat and Labour leaders. One Labour Suffolk county councillor fumed: "This will be a disgusting affront to human rights, and is no way to reform a prisoner. If anything it will make them hate society and be more likely to re-offend if they got out.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least the litter will be gone."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Prison chain gangs to clear roadside litter', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'chain-gangs-suffolk', '', '', '2017-09-15 16:28:59', '2017-09-15 16:28:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1783', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1785, 1, '2015-10-02 08:43:10', '2015-10-02 08:43:10', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nPrison chain gangs will become a familiar sight on Suffolk\'s roads as the Government trials a tough new approach to crime.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal Ministers want prisoners to be used as forced labour to clear up litter from roads around the county.\r\n\r\nAnd to ensure the controversial scheme acts as a deterrant to others, the prisoners will be shackled together with ball and chains, and endure the shame of wearing striped uniforms.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/163516018?et=n-prv5xUSvRSR5qK85CjlQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=3QIzVIFpJWdkZvG0LsUT2CeGId0TpXePMxUgGlnir94=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/163516018" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Prisoners at Suffolk Prison being trained for chain gang litter-picking duties</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOfficials have chosen now to unveil their plans to capitalise on new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn\'s unpopular softly-softly, left-wing approach to "cushy prisoner reform programmes".\r\n\r\nThe revelation - a throwback to the chain gangs of early 20th-century America - will boost Tory morale as members gather for next week\'s annual party conference in Manchester.\r\n\r\nA Home Office insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have chosen your county to pioneer the scheme because there is so much rubbish discarded on the sides of your roads, especially the A14 and A12, and this does not create a good image for visitors.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll select the most hardened criminals from the region\'s prisons, dress them in degrading black-and-white-striped unifroms, chain them together - and force them to clear little for eight hours a day with only a 20-minute break for bread and water.\r\n\r\n"Motorists will delight in seeing prisoners actually being forced to do something good tp repay society - and of course the roads will look so much nicer afterwards."\r\n\r\nThe gangs - each consisting of ten men - will have a prison guard watching over them at all times, sitting on a tamed zebra.\r\n\r\nBut if any of the hardened criminals even thought about escaping, they would not get far because they would be chained together.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:270px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:131.301939% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/116477464?et=t82WLAfqQLxOMzXbd-7uNA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=RtaQsVEtl1y3sfUEqLail2oruJ1uy5HZMQSPHv8ZFtc=" width="270" height="355" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/116477464" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Armed guards will watch over the chain gangs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe scheme was met with fury from local Liberal Democrat and Labour leaders. One Labour Suffolk county councillor fumed: "This will be a disgusting affront to human rights, and is no way to reform a prisoner. If anything it will make them hate society and be more likely to reoffend if they got out.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least the litter will be gone."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Prison chain gangs to clear roadside litter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1783-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-02 08:43:10', '2015-10-02 08:43:10', '', 1783, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1783-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1786, 1, '2015-10-02 08:44:28', '2015-10-02 08:44:28', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nPrison chain gangs will become a familiar sight on Suffolk\'s roads as the Government trials a tough new approach to crime.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal Ministers want prisoners to be used as forced labour to clear up litter from roads around the county.\r\n\r\nAnd to ensure the controversial scheme acts as a deterrent to others, the prisoners will be shackled together with ball and chains, and endure the shame of wearing striped uniforms.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/163516018?et=n-prv5xUSvRSR5qK85CjlQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=3QIzVIFpJWdkZvG0LsUT2CeGId0TpXePMxUgGlnir94=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/163516018" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Prisoners at Suffolk Prison being trained for chain gang litter-picking duties</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOfficials have chosen now to unveil their plans to capitalise on new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn\'s unpopular softly softly, left-wing approach to "cushy prisoner reform programmes".\r\n\r\nThe revelation - a throwback to the chain gangs of early 20th-century America - will boost Tory morale as members gather for next week\'s annual party conference in Manchester.\r\n\r\nA Home Office insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have chosen your county to pioneer the scheme because there is so much rubbish discarded on the sides of your roads, especially the A14 and A12, and this does not create a good image for visitors.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll select the most hardened criminals from the region\'s prisons, dress them in degrading black-and-white-striped uniforms, chain them together - and force them to clear little for eight hours a day with only a 20-minute break for bread and water.\r\n\r\n"Motorists will delight in seeing prisoners actually being forced to do something good tp repay society - and of course the roads will look so much nicer afterwards."\r\n\r\nThe gangs - each consisting of ten men - will have a prison guard watching over them at all times, sitting on a tamed zebra.\r\n\r\nBut if any of the hardened criminals even thought about escaping, they would not get far because they would be chained together.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:270px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:131.301939% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/116477464?et=t82WLAfqQLxOMzXbd-7uNA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=RtaQsVEtl1y3sfUEqLail2oruJ1uy5HZMQSPHv8ZFtc=" width="270" height="355" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/116477464" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Armed guards will watch over the chain gangs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe scheme was met with fury from local Liberal Democrat and Labour leaders. One Labour Suffolk county councillor fumed: "This will be a disgusting affront to human rights, and is no way to reform a prisoner. If anything it will make them hate society and be more likely to re-offend if they got out.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least the litter will be gone."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Prison chain gangs to clear roadside litter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1783-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-02 08:44:28', '2015-10-02 08:44:28', '', 1783, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1783-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1787, 1, '2017-09-15 16:25:46', '2017-09-15 16:25:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/chain-gang-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/chain-gang-suffolk.jpg" alt="" width="545" height="316" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1784" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nPrison chain gangs will become a familiar sight on Suffolk\'s roads as the Government trials a tough new approach to crime, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nWe can reveal Ministers want prisoners to be used as forced labour to clear up litter from roads around the county.\n\nAnd to ensure the controversial scheme acts as a deterrent to others, the prisoners will be shackled together with ball and chains, and endure the shame of wearing striped uniforms.\n\n\n\nOfficials have chosen now to unveil their plans to capitalise on Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn\'s unpopular softly softly, left-wing approach to "cushy prisoner reform programmes".\n\nThe revelation - a throwback to the chain gangs of early 20th-century America - will boost Tory morale as members prepare to gather for the party conference.\n\nA Home Office insider said: "We have chosen Suffolk to pioneer the scheme because there is so much rubbish discarded on the sides of your roads, especially the A14 and A12, and this does not create a good image for visitors.\n\n"We\'ll select the most hardened criminals from the region\'s prisons, dress them in degrading black-and-white-striped uniforms, chain them together - and force them to clear little for eight hours a day with only a 20-minute break for bread and water.\n\n"Motorists will delight in seeing prisoners actually being forced to do something good to repay society - and of course the roads will look so much nicer afterwards."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe gangs - each consisting of ten men - will have a prison guard watching over them at all times, sitting on horseback.\n\nBut if any of the hardened criminals even thought about escaping, they would not get far because they would be chained together.\n\nThe scheme was met with fury from local Liberal Democrat and Labour leaders. One Labour Suffolk county councillor fumed: "This will be a disgusting affront to human rights, and is no way to reform a prisoner. If anything it will make them hate society and be more likely to re-offend if they got out.\n\n"But I suppose at least the litter will be gone."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Prison chain gangs to clear roadside litter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1783-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-15 16:25:46', '2017-09-15 16:25:46', '', 1783, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1783-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1788, 1, '2015-10-02 08:48:05', '2015-10-02 08:48:05', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nPrison chain gangs will become a familiar sight on Suffolk\'s roads as the Government trials a tough new approach to crime.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal Ministers want prisoners to be used as forced labour to clear up litter from roads around the county.\r\n\r\nAnd to ensure the controversial scheme acts as a deterrent to others, the prisoners will be shackled together with ball and chains, and endure the shame of wearing striped uniforms.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/163516018?et=n-prv5xUSvRSR5qK85CjlQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=3QIzVIFpJWdkZvG0LsUT2CeGId0TpXePMxUgGlnir94=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/163516018" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Prisoners at Suffolk Prison being trained for chain gang litter-picking duties</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOfficials have chosen now to unveil their plans to capitalise on new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn\'s unpopular softly softly, left-wing approach to "cushy prisoner reform programmes".\r\n\r\nThe revelation - a throwback to the chain gangs of early 20th-century America - will boost Tory morale as members gather for next week\'s annual party conference in Manchester.\r\n\r\nA Home Office insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have chosen your county to pioneer the scheme because there is so much rubbish discarded on the sides of your roads, especially the A14 and A12, and this does not create a good image for visitors.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll select the most hardened criminals from the region\'s prisons, dress them in degrading black-and-white-striped uniforms, chain them together - and force them to clear little for eight hours a day with only a 20-minute break for bread and water.\r\n\r\n"Motorists will delight in seeing prisoners actually being forced to do something good to repay society - and of course the roads will look so much nicer afterwards."\r\n\r\nThe gangs - each consisting of ten men - will have a prison guard watching over them at all times, sitting on a tamed zebra.\r\n\r\nBut if any of the hardened criminals even thought about escaping, they would not get far because they would be chained together.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:270px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:131.301939% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/116477464?et=t82WLAfqQLxOMzXbd-7uNA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=RtaQsVEtl1y3sfUEqLail2oruJ1uy5HZMQSPHv8ZFtc=" width="270" height="355" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/116477464" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Armed guards will watch over the chain gangs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe scheme was met with fury from local Liberal Democrat and Labour leaders. One Labour Suffolk county councillor fumed: "This will be a disgusting affront to human rights, and is no way to reform a prisoner. If anything it will make them hate society and be more likely to re-offend if they got out.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least the litter will be gone."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Prison chain gangs to clear roadside litter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1783-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-02 08:48:05', '2015-10-02 08:48:05', '', 1783, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1783-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1789, 1, '2015-10-03 09:09:06', '2015-10-03 09:09:06', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nPrison chain gangs will become a familiar sight on Suffolk\'s roads as the Government trials a tough new approach to crime.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal Ministers want prisoners to be used as forced labour to clear up litter from roads around the county.\r\n\r\nAnd to ensure the controversial scheme acts as a deterrent to others, the prisoners will be shackled together with ball and chains, and endure the shame of wearing striped uniforms.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/163516018?et=n-prv5xUSvRSR5qK85CjlQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=3QIzVIFpJWdkZvG0LsUT2CeGId0TpXePMxUgGlnir94=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/163516018" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Prisoners at Suffolk Prison being trained for chain gang litter-picking duties</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOfficials have chosen now to unveil their plans to capitalise on new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn\'s unpopular softly softly, left-wing approach to "cushy prisoner reform programmes".\r\n\r\nThe revelation - a throwback to the chain gangs of early 20th-century America - will boost Tory morale as members gather for next week\'s annual party conference in Manchester.\r\n\r\nA Home Office insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have chosen your county to pioneer the scheme because there is so much rubbish discarded on the sides of your roads, especially the A14 and A12, and this does not create a good image for visitors.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll select the most hardened criminals from the region\'s prisons, dress them in degrading black-and-white-striped uniforms, chain them together - and force them to clear little for eight hours a day with only a 20-minute break for bread and water.\r\n\r\n"Motorists will delight in seeing prisoners actually being forced to do something good to repay society - and of course the roads will look so much nicer afterwards."\r\n\r\nThe gangs - each consisting of ten men - will have a prison guard watching over them at all times, sitting on a tamed zebra.\r\n\r\nBut if any of the hardened criminals even thought about escaping, they would not get far because they would be chained together.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:270px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:131.301939% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/116477464?et=t82WLAfqQLxOMzXbd-7uNA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=RtaQsVEtl1y3sfUEqLail2oruJ1uy5HZMQSPHv8ZFtc=" width="270" height="355" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/116477464" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Armed guards will watch over the chain gangs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe scheme was met with fury from local Liberal Democrat and Labour leaders. One Labour Suffolk county councillor fumed: "This will be a disgusting affront to human rights, and is no way to reform a prisoner. If anything it will make them hate society and be more likely to re-offend if they got out.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least the litter will be gone."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Prison chain gangs to clear roadside litter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1783-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-03 09:09:06', '2015-10-03 09:09:06', '', 1783, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1783-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1790, 1, '2015-10-03 09:10:34', '2015-10-03 09:10:34', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nPrison chain gangs will become a familiar sight on Suffolk\'s roads as the Government trials a tough new approach to crime.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal Ministers want prisoners to be used as forced labour to clear up litter from roads around the county.\r\n\r\nAnd to ensure the controversial scheme acts as a deterrent to others, the prisoners will be shackled together with ball and chains, and endure the shame of wearing striped uniforms.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/163516018?et=n-prv5xUSvRSR5qK85CjlQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=3QIzVIFpJWdkZvG0LsUT2CeGId0TpXePMxUgGlnir94=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/163516018" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Prisoners at Suffolk Prison being trained for chain gang litter-picking duties</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOfficials have chosen now to unveil their plans to capitalise on new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn\'s unpopular softly softly, left-wing approach to "cushy prisoner reform programmes".\r\n\r\nThe revelation - a throwback to the chain gangs of early 20th-century America - will boost Tory morale as members gather for next week\'s annual party conference in Manchester.\r\n\r\nA Home Office insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have chosen your county to pioneer the scheme because there is so much rubbish discarded on the sides of your roads, especially the A14 and A12, and this does not create a good image for visitors.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll select the most hardened criminals from the region\'s prisons, dress them in degrading black-and-white-striped uniforms, chain them together - and force them to clear little for eight hours a day with only a 20-minute break for bread and water.\r\n\r\n"Motorists will delight in seeing prisoners actually being forced to do something good to repay society - and of course the roads will look so much nicer afterwards."\r\n\r\nThe gangs - each consisting of ten men - will have a prison guard watching over them at all times, sitting on a tamed zebra.\r\n\r\nBut if any of the hardened criminals even thought about escaping, they would not get far because they would be chained together.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:270px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:131.301939% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/116477464?et=t82WLAfqQLxOMzXbd-7uNA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=RtaQsVEtl1y3sfUEqLail2oruJ1uy5HZMQSPHv8ZFtc=" width="270" height="355" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/116477464" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Armed guards will watch over the chain gangs</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe scheme was met with fury from local Liberal Democrat and Labour leaders. One Labour Suffolk county councillor fumed: "This will be a disgusting affront to human rights, and is no way to reform a prisoner. If anything it will make them hate society and be more likely to re-offend if they got out.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least the litter will be gone."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Prison chain gangs to clear roadside litter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1783-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-03 09:10:34', '2015-10-03 09:10:34', '', 1783, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1783-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1794, 1, '2015-10-03 09:19:45', '2015-10-03 09:19:45', 'In this classic Dad\'s Army episode from the 1970s, Captain Mainwaring and his men have captured a group of Nazi naval officers. In one of the most famous sitcom lines of its generation, Private Pike gets identified accidentally to the German officer.\r\n\r\nThe clip is from the episode called \'The Deadly Attachment\' - and as many of the scenes were filmed in the Thetford area, we can almost claim it as being part of our Suffolk heritage. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Don\'t tell him, Pike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1791-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-03 09:19:45', '2015-10-03 09:19:45', '', 1791, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1791-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1795, 1, '2015-10-03 09:39:35', '2015-10-03 09:39:35', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police officers will be allowed to shoot criminals in a hugely controversial bid to save money.</b>\r\n\r\nThe cash-strapped East Anglian force, which needs to save £200 million, believes giving constables a licence to kill will also be a massive deterrent to the county\'s criminal fraternity.\r\n\r\nBut the plans by Suffolk Crime Commissioner Tim Passless were attacked by human rights campaigners as "barbaric" - while local UKIP activists said the measures did not go far enough.\r\n\r\nMr Passless will announce that from July 1, all officers will be issued with handguns, including voluntary community support beat officers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, traffic cops will also get long-range sniper rifles so they can take down suspects fleeing by car.\r\n\r\nMr Passless will insist that police will be under strict instructions to shoot and kill only suspects they are "pretty sure" are guilty.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/125328990?et=n7738-K2R-9cQshYo2DCpw&sig=FLs1JuSlvumRfDnC4I-R0H9mD6PWqfgyktaG_C3SnRA=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/125328990" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Armed police in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nA police insider told Suffolk Gazette: "By eradicating suspects in his way, we will save an absolute fortune.\r\n\r\n"First there will be none of the endless paperwork required when we arrest someone.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll then free up the drain of packed police station cells, stop the need for many court cases, then ultimately slash the future prison population.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a no brainer that will save way more than our £200 million budget shortfall."\r\n\r\nCops have already been testing firearms at a secret gun range in Martlesham, where they quickly ruled out issuing machine guns because of the risk of "collateral" damage.\r\n\r\nOne senior officer said: "We\'re looking forward to it. This will bring back old-fashioned policing to our streets. Justice will be fair and swift.\r\n\r\n"We expect one or two mistakes in the early days, but we ask the public to stick with us. Once the first few toe rags are out of the way, the public will be fully on board."\r\n\r\nThe human rights group Don\'t Shoot was furious. Spokesman Ivor Smith-Wesson said: "This is barbaric. If there has been a robbery, officers can shoot to kill anyone they have reason to believe is involved - even if that suspect is unarmed and running away.\r\n\r\n"There\'s also bound to be fatal mistakes because the force has cut back on expensive eye tests for its officers."\r\n\r\nBut local UKIP councillor Major Anthony Pugh was full of praise for the new policy.\r\n\r\n"This will make our streets safer, and free up loads of cash for our police force. It might even allow for the return of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Suffolk police Apache helicopter</a>.\r\n\r\n"If anything we\'d support an even tougher crackdown, and hand these weapons to all immigration officers as well."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Suspects to be shot in police budget cuts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '487-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-03 09:39:35', '2015-10-03 09:39:35', '', 487, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/487-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1796, 1, '2015-10-05 08:03:45', '2015-10-05 08:03:45', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe is to be the first town in the UK to replace ambulances with hi-tech, all-purpose hovercraft.</b>\r\n\r\nThe exciting plans, revealed exclusively in today\'s Suffolk Gazette, will mean crews can answer emergencies in the North Sea, in towns and villages on be other side of the rivers Deben and Orwell - and on land in Felixstowe itself.\r\n\r\nArea Manager of the East of England Ambulance Service, Christopher Cockerell, said: "It has recently come to our notice that Felixstowe is surrounded on three sides by water. This has seriously limited the range and capability of the town’s traditional land-based ambulances.\r\n\r\n"Under these new plans, our dedicated staff will be reorganised into Coastal Rescue Ambulance Paramedic teams, or CRAP teams for short."\r\n\r\nThe hovercraft will be able to use their amphibious capabilities to respond to incidents on land, sea and river.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg" alt="image" width="463" height="314" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1799" /></a></center><center><I>The new ambulance hovercraft on trial in Russia</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We’re very excited by the new proposals as it enables us to respond to incidents in previously inaccessible areas such as Bawdsey, Shotley and the Trimley Marshes, which can be treacherous.\r\n\r\n"We sent a crew in there several years ago to reports of a man who’d sustained severe nettle rash whilst walking the dog - but we lost the crew.\r\n\r\n"They were found following an extensive air and sea search six days later in The Three Mariners pub. They were in a terrible state, suffering a loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and no recollection of the incident whatsoever."\r\n\r\nLocals have raised concerns about the new craft’s ability to tackle some of the town’s traffic calming measures, particularly the vicious speed humps on Grange Road.\r\n\r\nAdditional hazards include the backwash from the craft’s twin six-foot fans which recently blew an elderly lady through a garden hedge.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We’d recommend the public not to stand anywhere near our back-ends, particularly during the hours of darkness."\r\n\r\nThe plans have proved controversial south of the border in Essex, where the Harwich Ambulance Station will be closed because incidents in the town will be attended by Felixstowe hovercraft instead.\r\n\r\nThere has been a long tradition of amphibious transport in Felixstowe, from where the RAF used to operate military seaplanes.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We did run a trial many years ago using a seaplane ambulance - but this ended badly when it responded to a call inland at Stowmarket."\r\n\r\nThe new ambulances cannot come soon enough given the recent spate of shark attacks off the Suffolk coast linked to sightings of a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/" target="_blank">Great White in the River Deben</a>.\r\n\r\nAn Ambulance Service spokesman declined to comment on whether or not the new craft could also have guns mounted on the deck in support of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suspects-shot-police-budget-cuts/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s shoot-to-kill policy</a> and work in conjunction with the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">force’s Apache Helicopter</a>.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Hovercraft ambulance service for Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'hovercraft-ambulance', '', '', '2015-10-06 09:33:16', '2015-10-06 09:33:16', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1796', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1797, 1, '2015-10-05 07:39:18', '2015-10-05 07:39:18', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe is to be the first town in the UK to replace ambulances with hi-tech, all-purpose hovercraft.</b>\r\n\r\nThe exciting plans, revealed exclusively in today\'s Suffolk Gazette, will mean crews can answer emergencies in the North Sea, in towns and villages on be other side of the rivers Deben and Orwell - and on land in Felixstowe itself.\r\n\r\nArea Manager the East of England Ambulance Service, Christopher Cockerell, said: "It has recently come to our notice that Felixstowe is surrounded on three sides by water. This has seriously limited the range and capability of the town’s traditional land-based ambulances.\r\n\r\n"Under these new plans, our dedicated staff will be reorganised into Coastal Rescue Ambulance Paramedic teams, or CRAP teams for short."\r\n\r\nThe hovercraft will be able to use their amphibious capabilities to respond to incidents on land, sea and river.\r\n\r\n"We’re very excited by the new proposals as it enables us to respond to incidents in previously inaccessible areas such as Bawdsey, Shotley and the Trimley Marshes, which can be treacherous.\r\n\r\n"We sent a crew in there several years ago to reports of a man who’d sustained severe nettle rash whilst walking the dog - but we lost the crew.\r\n\r\n"They were found following an extensive air and sea search six days later in The Three Mariners pub. They were in a terrible state, suffering a loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and no recollection of the incident whatsoever."\r\n\r\nLocals have raised concerns about the new craft’s ability to tackle some of the town’s traffic calming measures, particularly the vicious speed humps on Grange Road.\r\n\r\nAdditional hazards include the backwash from the craft’s twin six-foot fans which recently blew an elderly lady through a garden hedge.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We’d recommend the public not to stand anywhere near our back-ends, particularly during the hours of darkness."\r\n\r\nThe plans have proved controversial south of the border in Essex, where the Harwich Ambulance Station will be closed because incidents in the town will be attended by Felixstowe hovercraft instead.\r\n\r\nThere has been a long tradition of amphibious transport in Felixstowe, from where the RAF used to operate military seaplanes.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We did run a trial many years ago using a seaplane ambulance - but this ended badly when it responded to a call inland at Stowmarket."\r\n\r\nThe new ambulances cannot come soon enough given the recent spate of shark attacks off the Suffolk coast linked to sightings of a Great White in the River Deben.\r\n\r\nAn Ambulance Service spokesman declined to comment on whether or not the new craft could also have guns mounted on the deck in support of Suffolk Police’s shoot-to-kill policy and work in conjunction with the force’s Apache Helicopter.\r\n ', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1796-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-05 07:39:18', '2015-10-05 07:39:18', '', 1796, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1796-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1798, 1, '2015-10-05 07:44:42', '2015-10-05 07:44:42', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe is to be the first town in the UK to replace ambulances with hi-tech, all-purpose hovercraft.</b>\r\n\r\nThe exciting plans, revealed exclusively in today\'s Suffolk Gazette, will mean crews can answer emergencies in the North Sea, in towns and villages on be other side of the rivers Deben and Orwell - and on land in Felixstowe itself.\r\n\r\nArea Manager the East of England Ambulance Service, Christopher Cockerell, said: "It has recently come to our notice that Felixstowe is surrounded on three sides by water. This has seriously limited the range and capability of the town’s traditional land-based ambulances.\r\n\r\n"Under these new plans, our dedicated staff will be reorganised into Coastal Rescue Ambulance Paramedic teams, or CRAP teams for short."\r\n\r\nThe hovercraft will be able to use their amphibious capabilities to respond to incidents on land, sea and river.\r\n\r\n"We’re very excited by the new proposals as it enables us to respond to incidents in previously inaccessible areas such as Bawdsey, Shotley and the Trimley Marshes, which can be treacherous.\r\n\r\n"We sent a crew in there several years ago to reports of a man who’d sustained severe nettle rash whilst walking the dog - but we lost the crew.\r\n\r\n"They were found following an extensive air and sea search six days later in The Three Mariners pub. They were in a terrible state, suffering a loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and no recollection of the incident whatsoever."\r\n\r\nLocals have raised concerns about the new craft’s ability to tackle some of the town’s traffic calming measures, particularly the vicious speed humps on Grange Road.\r\n\r\nAdditional hazards include the backwash from the craft’s twin six-foot fans which recently blew an elderly lady through a garden hedge.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We’d recommend the public not to stand anywhere near our back-ends, particularly during the hours of darkness."\r\n\r\nThe plans have proved controversial south of the border in Essex, where the Harwich Ambulance Station will be closed because incidents in the town will be attended by Felixstowe hovercraft instead.\r\n\r\nThere has been a long tradition of amphibious transport in Felixstowe, from where the RAF used to operate military seaplanes.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We did run a trial many years ago using a seaplane ambulance - but this ended badly when it responded to a call inland at Stowmarket."\r\n\r\nThe new ambulances cannot come soon enough given the recent spate of shark attacks off the Suffolk coast linked to sightings of a Great White in the River Deben.\r\n\r\nAn Ambulance Service spokesman declined to comment on whether or not the new craft could also have guns mounted on the deck in support of Suffolk Police’s shoot-to-kill policy and work in conjunction with the force’s Apache Helicopter.\r\n ', 'Hovercraft ambulance service for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1796-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-05 07:44:42', '2015-10-05 07:44:42', '', 1796, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1796-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1800, 1, '2015-10-05 08:03:17', '2015-10-05 08:03:17', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe is to be the first town in the UK to replace ambulances with hi-tech, all-purpose hovercraft.</b>\r\n\r\nThe exciting plans, revealed exclusively in today\'s Suffolk Gazette, will mean crews can answer emergencies in the North Sea, in towns and villages on be other side of the rivers Deben and Orwell - and on land in Felixstowe itself.\r\n\r\nArea Manager the East of England Ambulance Service, Christopher Cockerell, said: "It has recently come to our notice that Felixstowe is surrounded on three sides by water. This has seriously limited the range and capability of the town’s traditional land-based ambulances.\r\n\r\n"Under these new plans, our dedicated staff will be reorganised into Coastal Rescue Ambulance Paramedic teams, or CRAP teams for short."\r\n\r\nThe hovercraft will be able to use their amphibious capabilities to respond to incidents on land, sea and river.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg" alt="image" width="463" height="314" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1799" /></a></center><center><I>The new ambulance hovercraft on trial in Russia</centre></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We’re very excited by the new proposals as it enables us to respond to incidents in previously inaccessible areas such as Bawdsey, Shotley and the Trimley Marshes, which can be treacherous.\r\n\r\n"We sent a crew in there several years ago to reports of a man who’d sustained severe nettle rash whilst walking the dog - but we lost the crew.\r\n\r\n"They were found following an extensive air and sea search six days later in The Three Mariners pub. They were in a terrible state, suffering a loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and no recollection of the incident whatsoever."\r\n\r\nLocals have raised concerns about the new craft’s ability to tackle some of the town’s traffic calming measures, particularly the vicious speed humps on Grange Road.\r\n\r\nAdditional hazards include the backwash from the craft’s twin six-foot fans which recently blew an elderly lady through a garden hedge.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We’d recommend the public not to stand anywhere near our back-ends, particularly during the hours of darkness."\r\n\r\nThe plans have proved controversial south of the border in Essex, where the Harwich Ambulance Station will be closed because incidents in the town will be attended by Felixstowe hovercraft instead.\r\n\r\nThere has been a long tradition of amphibious transport in Felixstowe, from where the RAF used to operate military seaplanes.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We did run a trial many years ago using a seaplane ambulance - but this ended badly when it responded to a call inland at Stowmarket."\r\n\r\nThe new ambulances cannot come soon enough given the recent spate of shark attacks off the Suffolk coast linked to sightings of a Great White in the River Deben.\r\n\r\nAn Ambulance Service spokesman declined to comment on whether or not the new craft could also have guns mounted on the deck in support of Suffolk Police’s shoot-to-kill policy and work in conjunction with the force’s Apache Helicopter.\r\n ', 'Hovercraft ambulance service for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1796-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-05 08:03:17', '2015-10-05 08:03:17', '', 1796, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1796-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1801, 1, '2015-10-06 09:32:03', '2015-10-06 09:32:03', '<b>By Phil Ward\nHealth Correspondent\n\nFelixstowe is to be the first town in the UK to replace ambulances with hi-tech, all-purpose hovercraft.</b>\n\nThe exciting plans, revealed exclusively in today\'s Suffolk Gazette, will mean crews can answer emergencies in the North Sea, in towns and villages on be other side of the rivers Deben and Orwell - and on land in Felixstowe itself.\n\nArea Manager of the East of England Ambulance Service, Christopher Cockerell, said: "It has recently come to our notice that Felixstowe is surrounded on three sides by water. This has seriously limited the range and capability of the town’s traditional land-based ambulances.\n\n"Under these new plans, our dedicated staff will be reorganised into Coastal Rescue Ambulance Paramedic teams, or CRAP teams for short."\n\nThe hovercraft will be able to use their amphibious capabilities to respond to incidents on land, sea and river.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg" alt="image" width="463" height="314" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1799" /></a></center><center><I>The new ambulance hovercraft on trial in Russia</center></I><br><br>\n\n"We’re very excited by the new proposals as it enables us to respond to incidents in previously inaccessible areas such as Bawdsey, Shotley and the Trimley Marshes, which can be treacherous.\n\n"We sent a crew in there several years ago to reports of a man who’d sustained severe nettle rash whilst walking the dog - but we lost the crew.\n\n"They were found following an extensive air and sea search six days later in The Three Mariners pub. They were in a terrible state, suffering a loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and no recollection of the incident whatsoever."\n\nLocals have raised concerns about the new craft’s ability to tackle some of the town’s traffic calming measures, particularly the vicious speed humps on Grange Road.\n\nAdditional hazards include the backwash from the craft’s twin six-foot fans which recently blew an elderly lady through a garden hedge.\n\nMr Cockerell said: "We’d recommend the public not to stand anywhere near our back-ends, particularly during the hours of darkness."\n\nThe plans have proved controversial south of the border in Essex, where the Harwich Ambulance Station will be closed because incidents in the town will be attended by Felixstowe hovercraft instead.\n\nThere has been a long tradition of amphibious transport in Felixstowe, from where the RAF used to operate military seaplanes.\n\nMr Cockerell said: "We did run a trial many years ago using a seaplane ambulance - but this ended badly when it responded to a call inland at Stowmarket."\n\nThe new ambulances cannot come soon enough given the recent spate of shark attacks off the Suffolk coast linked to sightings of a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/" target="_blank">Great White in the River Deben</a>.\n\nAn Ambulance Service spokesman declined to comment on whether or not the new craft could also have guns mounted on the deck in support of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suspects-shot-police-budget-cuts/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s shoot-to-kill policy</a> and work in conjunction with the force’s Apache Helicopter.\n ', 'Hovercraft ambulance service for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1796-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-10-06 09:32:03', '2015-10-06 09:32:03', '', 1796, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1796-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1802, 1, '2015-10-05 08:05:19', '2015-10-05 08:05:19', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe is to be the first town in the UK to replace ambulances with hi-tech, all-purpose hovercraft.</b>\r\n\r\nThe exciting plans, revealed exclusively in today\'s Suffolk Gazette, will mean crews can answer emergencies in the North Sea, in towns and villages on be other side of the rivers Deben and Orwell - and on land in Felixstowe itself.\r\n\r\nArea Manager of the East of England Ambulance Service, Christopher Cockerell, said: "It has recently come to our notice that Felixstowe is surrounded on three sides by water. This has seriously limited the range and capability of the town’s traditional land-based ambulances.\r\n\r\n"Under these new plans, our dedicated staff will be reorganised into Coastal Rescue Ambulance Paramedic teams, or CRAP teams for short."\r\n\r\nThe hovercraft will be able to use their amphibious capabilities to respond to incidents on land, sea and river.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg" alt="image" width="463" height="314" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1799" /></a></center><center><I>The new ambulance hovercraft on trial in Russia</centre></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We’re very excited by the new proposals as it enables us to respond to incidents in previously inaccessible areas such as Bawdsey, Shotley and the Trimley Marshes, which can be treacherous.\r\n\r\n"We sent a crew in there several years ago to reports of a man who’d sustained severe nettle rash whilst walking the dog - but we lost the crew.\r\n\r\n"They were found following an extensive air and sea search six days later in The Three Mariners pub. They were in a terrible state, suffering a loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and no recollection of the incident whatsoever."\r\n\r\nLocals have raised concerns about the new craft’s ability to tackle some of the town’s traffic calming measures, particularly the vicious speed humps on Grange Road.\r\n\r\nAdditional hazards include the backwash from the craft’s twin six-foot fans which recently blew an elderly lady through a garden hedge.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We’d recommend the public not to stand anywhere near our back-ends, particularly during the hours of darkness."\r\n\r\nThe plans have proved controversial south of the border in Essex, where the Harwich Ambulance Station will be closed because incidents in the town will be attended by Felixstowe hovercraft instead.\r\n\r\nThere has been a long tradition of amphibious transport in Felixstowe, from where the RAF used to operate military seaplanes.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We did run a trial many years ago using a seaplane ambulance - but this ended badly when it responded to a call inland at Stowmarket."\r\n\r\nThe new ambulances cannot come soon enough given the recent spate of shark attacks off the Suffolk coast linked to sightings of a Great White in the River Deben.\r\n\r\nAn Ambulance Service spokesman declined to comment on whether or not the new craft could also have guns mounted on the deck in support of Suffolk Police’s shoot-to-kill policy and work in conjunction with the force’s Apache Helicopter.\r\n ', 'Hovercraft ambulance service for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1796-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-05 08:05:19', '2015-10-05 08:05:19', '', 1796, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1796-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1803, 1, '2015-10-05 08:17:08', '2015-10-05 08:17:08', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe is to be the first town in the UK to replace ambulances with hi-tech, all-purpose hovercraft.</b>\r\n\r\nThe exciting plans, revealed exclusively in today\'s Suffolk Gazette, will mean crews can answer emergencies in the North Sea, in towns and villages on be other side of the rivers Deben and Orwell - and on land in Felixstowe itself.\r\n\r\nArea Manager of the East of England Ambulance Service, Christopher Cockerell, said: "It has recently come to our notice that Felixstowe is surrounded on three sides by water. This has seriously limited the range and capability of the town’s traditional land-based ambulances.\r\n\r\n"Under these new plans, our dedicated staff will be reorganised into Coastal Rescue Ambulance Paramedic teams, or CRAP teams for short."\r\n\r\nThe hovercraft will be able to use their amphibious capabilities to respond to incidents on land, sea and river.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg" alt="image" width="463" height="314" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1799" /></a></center><center><I>The new ambulance hovercraft on trial in Russia</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We’re very excited by the new proposals as it enables us to respond to incidents in previously inaccessible areas such as Bawdsey, Shotley and the Trimley Marshes, which can be treacherous.\r\n\r\n"We sent a crew in there several years ago to reports of a man who’d sustained severe nettle rash whilst walking the dog - but we lost the crew.\r\n\r\n"They were found following an extensive air and sea search six days later in The Three Mariners pub. They were in a terrible state, suffering a loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and no recollection of the incident whatsoever."\r\n\r\nLocals have raised concerns about the new craft’s ability to tackle some of the town’s traffic calming measures, particularly the vicious speed humps on Grange Road.\r\n\r\nAdditional hazards include the backwash from the craft’s twin six-foot fans which recently blew an elderly lady through a garden hedge.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We’d recommend the public not to stand anywhere near our back-ends, particularly during the hours of darkness."\r\n\r\nThe plans have proved controversial south of the border in Essex, where the Harwich Ambulance Station will be closed because incidents in the town will be attended by Felixstowe hovercraft instead.\r\n\r\nThere has been a long tradition of amphibious transport in Felixstowe, from where the RAF used to operate military seaplanes.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We did run a trial many years ago using a seaplane ambulance - but this ended badly when it responded to a call inland at Stowmarket."\r\n\r\nThe new ambulances cannot come soon enough given the recent spate of shark attacks off the Suffolk coast linked to sightings of a Great White in the River Deben.\r\n\r\nAn Ambulance Service spokesman declined to comment on whether or not the new craft could also have guns mounted on the deck in support of Suffolk Police’s shoot-to-kill policy and work in conjunction with the force’s Apache Helicopter.\r\n ', 'Hovercraft ambulance service for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1796-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-05 08:17:08', '2015-10-05 08:17:08', '', 1796, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1796-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1806, 1, '2015-10-06 09:32:19', '2015-10-06 09:32:19', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe is to be the first town in the UK to replace ambulances with hi-tech, all-purpose hovercraft.</b>\r\n\r\nThe exciting plans, revealed exclusively in today\'s Suffolk Gazette, will mean crews can answer emergencies in the North Sea, in towns and villages on be other side of the rivers Deben and Orwell - and on land in Felixstowe itself.\r\n\r\nArea Manager of the East of England Ambulance Service, Christopher Cockerell, said: "It has recently come to our notice that Felixstowe is surrounded on three sides by water. This has seriously limited the range and capability of the town’s traditional land-based ambulances.\r\n\r\n"Under these new plans, our dedicated staff will be reorganised into Coastal Rescue Ambulance Paramedic teams, or CRAP teams for short."\r\n\r\nThe hovercraft will be able to use their amphibious capabilities to respond to incidents on land, sea and river.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg" alt="image" width="463" height="314" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1799" /></a></center><center><I>The new ambulance hovercraft on trial in Russia</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We’re very excited by the new proposals as it enables us to respond to incidents in previously inaccessible areas such as Bawdsey, Shotley and the Trimley Marshes, which can be treacherous.\r\n\r\n"We sent a crew in there several years ago to reports of a man who’d sustained severe nettle rash whilst walking the dog - but we lost the crew.\r\n\r\n"They were found following an extensive air and sea search six days later in The Three Mariners pub. They were in a terrible state, suffering a loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and no recollection of the incident whatsoever."\r\n\r\nLocals have raised concerns about the new craft’s ability to tackle some of the town’s traffic calming measures, particularly the vicious speed humps on Grange Road.\r\n\r\nAdditional hazards include the backwash from the craft’s twin six-foot fans which recently blew an elderly lady through a garden hedge.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We’d recommend the public not to stand anywhere near our back-ends, particularly during the hours of darkness."\r\n\r\nThe plans have proved controversial south of the border in Essex, where the Harwich Ambulance Station will be closed because incidents in the town will be attended by Felixstowe hovercraft instead.\r\n\r\nThere has been a long tradition of amphibious transport in Felixstowe, from where the RAF used to operate military seaplanes.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We did run a trial many years ago using a seaplane ambulance - but this ended badly when it responded to a call inland at Stowmarket."\r\n\r\nThe new ambulances cannot come soon enough given the recent spate of shark attacks off the Suffolk coast linked to sightings of a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/" target="_blank">Great White in the River Deben</a>.\r\n\r\nAn Ambulance Service spokesman declined to comment on whether or not the new craft could also have guns mounted on the deck in support of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suspects-shot-police-budget-cuts/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s shoot-to-kill policy</a> and work in conjunction with the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">force’s Apache Helicopter</a>.\r\n ', 'Hovercraft ambulance service for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1796-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-06 09:32:19', '2015-10-06 09:32:19', '', 1796, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1796-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1807, 1, '2015-10-06 09:33:16', '2015-10-06 09:33:16', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe is to be the first town in the UK to replace ambulances with hi-tech, all-purpose hovercraft.</b>\r\n\r\nThe exciting plans, revealed exclusively in today\'s Suffolk Gazette, will mean crews can answer emergencies in the North Sea, in towns and villages on be other side of the rivers Deben and Orwell - and on land in Felixstowe itself.\r\n\r\nArea Manager of the East of England Ambulance Service, Christopher Cockerell, said: "It has recently come to our notice that Felixstowe is surrounded on three sides by water. This has seriously limited the range and capability of the town’s traditional land-based ambulances.\r\n\r\n"Under these new plans, our dedicated staff will be reorganised into Coastal Rescue Ambulance Paramedic teams, or CRAP teams for short."\r\n\r\nThe hovercraft will be able to use their amphibious capabilities to respond to incidents on land, sea and river.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpg" alt="image" width="463" height="314" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1799" /></a></center><center><I>The new ambulance hovercraft on trial in Russia</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We’re very excited by the new proposals as it enables us to respond to incidents in previously inaccessible areas such as Bawdsey, Shotley and the Trimley Marshes, which can be treacherous.\r\n\r\n"We sent a crew in there several years ago to reports of a man who’d sustained severe nettle rash whilst walking the dog - but we lost the crew.\r\n\r\n"They were found following an extensive air and sea search six days later in The Three Mariners pub. They were in a terrible state, suffering a loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and no recollection of the incident whatsoever."\r\n\r\nLocals have raised concerns about the new craft’s ability to tackle some of the town’s traffic calming measures, particularly the vicious speed humps on Grange Road.\r\n\r\nAdditional hazards include the backwash from the craft’s twin six-foot fans which recently blew an elderly lady through a garden hedge.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We’d recommend the public not to stand anywhere near our back-ends, particularly during the hours of darkness."\r\n\r\nThe plans have proved controversial south of the border in Essex, where the Harwich Ambulance Station will be closed because incidents in the town will be attended by Felixstowe hovercraft instead.\r\n\r\nThere has been a long tradition of amphibious transport in Felixstowe, from where the RAF used to operate military seaplanes.\r\n\r\nMr Cockerell said: "We did run a trial many years ago using a seaplane ambulance - but this ended badly when it responded to a call inland at Stowmarket."\r\n\r\nThe new ambulances cannot come soon enough given the recent spate of shark attacks off the Suffolk coast linked to sightings of a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/" target="_blank">Great White in the River Deben</a>.\r\n\r\nAn Ambulance Service spokesman declined to comment on whether or not the new craft could also have guns mounted on the deck in support of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suspects-shot-police-budget-cuts/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s shoot-to-kill policy</a> and work in conjunction with the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">force’s Apache Helicopter</a>.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Hovercraft ambulance service for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1796-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-06 09:33:16', '2015-10-06 09:33:16', '', 1796, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1796-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1808, 1, '2015-10-06 10:08:53', '2015-10-06 10:08:53', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have forced a Chinese restaurant to close following complaints about its lewd name and menu.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Foo King restaurant only opened in Sudbury a month ago, but the town\'s residents failed to take warmly to the owners\' food selection.\r\n\r\nPolice received a stream of complaints and were forced to raid the premises on Tuesday night.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/foo-king-chinese-restaurant.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/foo-king-chinese-restaurant-484x377.jpg" alt="foo-king-chinese-restaurant" width="484" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1809" /></a></center><center><i>Wonton destruction: the Foo King restaurant</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOwner Wai Hung Lo, 37, was arrested on suspicion of possessing offensive foodstuffs, and was released on bail pending further inquiries.\r\n\r\nHe was furious when contacted by the Suffolk Gazette, blaming ignorant locals for misinterpreting his Far Eastern delicacies such as Sum Dum Fuc, Hoo Flung Poo and Suk Mi Wang.\r\n\r\n"We cook good traditional food from the Fah Flung province of China. It is quite uncommon for this food to be prepared here in England, so I am not surprised some people have not heard of many of the dishes before.\r\n\r\n"But to read the names of the dishes and think we are being rude is very offensive to my country and traditions. Sudbury does not deserve us, and we will be looking to take our Suk Mi Wang speciality dish elsewhere."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We acted in good faith following complaints from residents. Although Mr Hung Lo was preparing genuine traditional dishes, we\'re afraid the names simply do not translate very well here."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Police raid Foo King Chinese restaurant', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'foo-king-chinese', '', '', '2015-10-06 10:08:53', '2015-10-06 10:08:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1808', 0, 'post', '', 4); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1810, 1, '2015-10-06 10:08:53', '2015-10-06 10:08:53', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have forced a Chinese restaurant to close following complaints about its lewd name and menu.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Foo King restaurant only opened in Sudbury a month ago, but the town\'s residents failed to take warmly to the owners\' food selection.\r\n\r\nPolice received a stream of complaints and were forced to raid the premises on Tuesday night.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/foo-king-chinese-restaurant.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/foo-king-chinese-restaurant-484x377.jpg" alt="foo-king-chinese-restaurant" width="484" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1809" /></a></center><center><i>Wonton destruction: the Foo King restaurant</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOwner Wai Hung Lo, 37, was arrested on suspicion of possessing offensive foodstuffs, and was released on bail pending further inquiries.\r\n\r\nHe was furious when contacted by the Suffolk Gazette, blaming ignorant locals for misinterpreting his Far Eastern delicacies such as Sum Dum Fuc, Hoo Flung Poo and Suk Mi Wang.\r\n\r\n"We cook good traditional food from the Fah Flung province of China. It is quite uncommon for this food to be prepared here in England, so I am not surprised some people have not heard of many of the dishes before.\r\n\r\n"But to read the names of the dishes and think we are being rude is very offensive to my country and traditions. Sudbury does not deserve us, and we will be looking to take our Suk Mi Wang speciality dish elsewhere."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We acted in good faith following complaints from residents. Although Mr Hung Lo was preparing genuine traditional dishes, we\'re afraid the names simply do not translate very well here."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Police raid Foo King Chinese restaurant', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1808-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-06 10:08:53', '2015-10-06 10:08:53', '', 1808, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1808-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1812, 1, '2015-10-07 11:44:50', '2015-10-07 11:44:50', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nEmbattled Tesco bosses have announced a radical plan to start putting produce in logical areas of their stores in order to improve profits.</b>\r\n\r\nThey intend to help customers find what they\'re looking for quickly - and will use stores in Suffolk to test out the improvements.\r\n\r\nThe supermarket giant announced today its profits had tumbled by half to £354 million in the face of stiff competition. Like-for-like sales were down 1.1% and bosses revealed the outlook remained challenging.\r\n\r\nBut they were upbeat with claims that logical placement of goods on the shelves would soon turn their fortunes around.\r\n\r\nA retail insider said: "For example, Tesco will now put peanuts with the other crisps and savoury snacks instead of randomly putting them on the other side of the store. That really makes no sense at all, and simply causes their customers much anguish and confusion.\r\n\r\n"They\'ll also put the eggs somewhere obvious. Everyone buys eggs, but no one really knows where they are because Tesco just put them amongst loads of other random stuff. One customer reported recently finding eggs next to flour.\r\n\r\n"Many examples come to light - such as lime juice not being positioned next to lemon juice, or cream cheese being nowhere near cheese."\r\n\r\nShoppers outside one of Ipswich\'s Tesco stores, which will begin trials next week, backed the plans. Mum-of-seven Val Timpson said: "If it means I can do my shop quicker, and stop having to walk around and around looking for something, only to find it in the least obvious place, then I\'m all for it."\r\n\r\nCustomers also said TEsco would do well to help <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/men-supermarket-checkout/" target="_blank">men feel less awkward at checkouts</a>.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Tesco shelves random placement of goods', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'tesco-shelves-random', '', '', '2015-10-07 11:55:58', '2015-10-07 11:55:58', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1812', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1814, 1, '2015-10-07 11:44:50', '2015-10-07 11:44:50', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nEmbattled Tesco bosses have announced a radical plan to start putting produce in logical areas of their stores in order to improve profits.</b>\r\n\r\nThey intend to help customers find what they\'re looking for quickly - and will use stores in Suffolk to test out the improvements.\r\n\r\nThe supermarket giant announced today its profits had tumbled by half to £354 million in the face of stiff competition. Like-for-like sales were down 1.1% and bosses revealed the outlook remained challenging.\r\n\r\nBut they were upbeat with claims that logical placement of goods on the shelves would soon turn their fortunes around.\r\n\r\nA retail insider said: "For example, Tesco will now put peanuts with the other crisps and savoury snacks, instead of randomly putting them on the other side of the store. That really makes no sense at all, and simply causes their customers much anguish and confusion.\r\n\r\n"They\'ll also put the eggs somewhere obvious. Everyone buys eggs, but no one really knows where they are because Tesco just put them amongst loads of other random stuff. One customer reported recently finding eggs next to flour.\r\n\r\n"Many examples come to light - such as lime juice not being positioned next to lemon juice, or cream cheese being nowhere near cheese."\r\n\r\nShoppers outside one of Ipswich\'s Tesco stores, which will begin trials next week, backed the plans. Mum-of-seven Val Timpson said: "If it means I can do my shop quicker, and stop having to walk around and around looking for something, only to find it in the least obvious place, then I\'m all for it."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Tesco shelves random placement of goods', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1812-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-07 11:44:50', '2015-10-07 11:44:50', '', 1812, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1812-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1815, 1, '2015-10-07 11:46:51', '2015-10-07 11:46:51', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\nConsumer Correspondent\n\nEmbattled Tesco bosses have announced a radical plan to start putting produce in logical areas of their stores in order to improve profits.</b>\n\nThey intend to help customers find what they\'re looking for quickly - and will use stores in Suffolk to test out the improvements.\n\nThe supermarket giant announced today its profits had tumbled by half to £354 million in the face of stiff competition. Like-for-like sales were down 1.1% and bosses revealed the outlook remained challenging.\n\nBut they were upbeat with claims that logical placement of goods on the shelves would soon turn their fortunes around.\n\nA retail insider said: "For example, Tesco will now put peanuts with the other crisps and savoury snacks instead of randomly putting them on the other side of the store. That really makes no sense at all, and simply causes their customers much anguish and confusion.\n\n"They\'ll also put the eggs somewhere obvious. Everyone buys eggs, but no one really knows where they are because Tesco just put them amongst loads of other random stuff. One customer reported recently finding eggs next to flour.\n\n"Many examples come to light - such as lime juice not being positioned next to lemon juice, or cream cheese being nowhere near cheese."\n\nShoppers outside one of Ipswich\'s Tesco stores, which will begin trials next week, backed the plans. Mum-of-seven Val Timpson said: "If it means I can do my shop quicker, and stop having to walk around and around looking for something, only to find it in the least obvious place, then I\'m all for it."\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Tesco shelves random placement of goods', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1812-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-10-07 11:46:51', '2015-10-07 11:46:51', '', 1812, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1812-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1816, 1, '2015-10-07 11:46:54', '2015-10-07 11:46:54', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nEmbattled Tesco bosses have announced a radical plan to start putting produce in logical areas of their stores in order to improve profits.</b>\r\n\r\nThey intend to help customers find what they\'re looking for quickly - and will use stores in Suffolk to test out the improvements.\r\n\r\nThe supermarket giant announced today its profits had tumbled by half to £354 million in the face of stiff competition. Like-for-like sales were down 1.1% and bosses revealed the outlook remained challenging.\r\n\r\nBut they were upbeat with claims that logical placement of goods on the shelves would soon turn their fortunes around.\r\n\r\nA retail insider said: "For example, Tesco will now put peanuts with the other crisps and savoury snacks instead of randomly putting them on the other side of the store. That really makes no sense at all, and simply causes their customers much anguish and confusion.\r\n\r\n"They\'ll also put the eggs somewhere obvious. Everyone buys eggs, but no one really knows where they are because Tesco just put them amongst loads of other random stuff. One customer reported recently finding eggs next to flour.\r\n\r\n"Many examples come to light - such as lime juice not being positioned next to lemon juice, or cream cheese being nowhere near cheese."\r\n\r\nShoppers outside one of Ipswich\'s Tesco stores, which will begin trials next week, backed the plans. Mum-of-seven Val Timpson said: "If it means I can do my shop quicker, and stop having to walk around and around looking for something, only to find it in the least obvious place, then I\'m all for it."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Tesco shelves random placement of goods', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1812-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-07 11:46:54', '2015-10-07 11:46:54', '', 1812, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1812-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1817, 1, '2015-10-07 11:55:58', '2015-10-07 11:55:58', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nEmbattled Tesco bosses have announced a radical plan to start putting produce in logical areas of their stores in order to improve profits.</b>\r\n\r\nThey intend to help customers find what they\'re looking for quickly - and will use stores in Suffolk to test out the improvements.\r\n\r\nThe supermarket giant announced today its profits had tumbled by half to £354 million in the face of stiff competition. Like-for-like sales were down 1.1% and bosses revealed the outlook remained challenging.\r\n\r\nBut they were upbeat with claims that logical placement of goods on the shelves would soon turn their fortunes around.\r\n\r\nA retail insider said: "For example, Tesco will now put peanuts with the other crisps and savoury snacks instead of randomly putting them on the other side of the store. That really makes no sense at all, and simply causes their customers much anguish and confusion.\r\n\r\n"They\'ll also put the eggs somewhere obvious. Everyone buys eggs, but no one really knows where they are because Tesco just put them amongst loads of other random stuff. One customer reported recently finding eggs next to flour.\r\n\r\n"Many examples come to light - such as lime juice not being positioned next to lemon juice, or cream cheese being nowhere near cheese."\r\n\r\nShoppers outside one of Ipswich\'s Tesco stores, which will begin trials next week, backed the plans. Mum-of-seven Val Timpson said: "If it means I can do my shop quicker, and stop having to walk around and around looking for something, only to find it in the least obvious place, then I\'m all for it."\r\n\r\nCustomers also said TEsco would do well to help <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/men-supermarket-checkout/" target="_blank">men feel less awkward at checkouts</a>.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Tesco shelves random placement of goods', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1812-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-07 11:55:58', '2015-10-07 11:55:58', '', 1812, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1812-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1818, 1, '2015-10-08 08:03:25', '2015-10-08 08:03:25', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police\'s controversial Apache gunship helicopter is patrolling the skies again after the force\'s pilots completed a rigorous training regime.</b>\r\n\r\nThe fearsome helicopter was mothballed earlier this year when confused police pilots accidentally blew up a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\nThey became baffled by the gunship\'s hi-tech weaponry and navigation systems, and fired off a lethal Hellfire sidewinder missile by mistake, causing severe damage to the vicarage while the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">vicar Evan Elpuss was hosting members of the local Women\'s Institute for afternoon tea</a>.\r\n\r\nThankfully no one was seriously hurt in the incident, which occurred while the Apache was chasing down a bicycle thief, although WI treasurer Gladys Worthington-Smyth was injured by a flower pot.\r\n\r\nNow Suffolk Police, under pressure to shave more than £125million from its budget, is bringing back the deadly chopper to become the most effective crime deterrent in the country.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.696970% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/95807152?et=lSiQKad9TQpIag6-NH2I_g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_yDT-hLXbhUZhilhun4-dxPv2PpqgMoH_0AC4N5LRG0=" width="594" height="414" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/95807152" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Fearsome: police pilots have completed training so they don\'t fire missiles accidentally</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWith policemen on the beat being axed, and community service officers trimmed back, criminals will be terrified to operate in Suffolk knowing that the police Apache helicopter could appear over the treeline at any moment.\r\n\r\nA force spokesman pointed out that the gunship would also prove to be highly effective in combatting the waves of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">country bumpkin migrants trying to get into Suffolk from Norfolk</a> every night.\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "The Apache sends a very powerful message to the criminal fraternity, and this will be a great comfort to the law-abiding people of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Apple scrumpers, speeding motorists, car-tax dodgers - they\'ll all be fair game as we crackdown on crime.\r\n\r\n"And now our pilots have completed the new training course, there is much less chance of them accidentally firing off a missile towards a primary school, or spraying the main shopping street in Woodbridge with machine gun fire."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, The Rev Evan Elpuss has forgiven the police for blowing up his beloved Victorian vicarage.\r\n\r\n"These things happen," he said, while writing this Sunday\'s sermon from his caravan.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Suffolk police Apache helicopter is back', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-police-apache-helicopter', '', '', '2015-10-08 08:14:56', '2015-10-08 08:14:56', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1818', 0, 'post', '', 4); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1819, 1, '2015-10-08 08:00:16', '2015-10-08 08:00:16', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police\'s controversial Apache gunship helicopter is patrolling the skies again after the force\'s pilots completed a rigorous training regime.</b>\r\n\r\nThe fearsome helicopter was mothballed earlier this year when the confused police pilots accidentally blew up a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\nThey were baffled by the gunship\'s hi-tech weaponry and navigation systems, and fired off a lethal Hellfire sidewinder missile by mistake, causing severe damage to the vicarage while the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">vicar Evan Elpuss was hosting members of the local Women\'s Institute for afternooon tea</a>.\r\n\r\nThankfully no one was seriously hurt in the incident, which occured while the Apache was chasing down a bicycle thief, although Gladys Worthington-Smyth was injured by a flower pot.\r\n\r\nNow Suffolk Police, under pressure to shave more than £125million from its budget, is bringing back the deadly chopper to become the most effective crime deterrent in the country.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.696970% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/95807152?et=lSiQKad9TQpIag6-NH2I_g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_yDT-hLXbhUZhilhun4-dxPv2PpqgMoH_0AC4N5LRG0=" width="594" height="414" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/95807152" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Fearsome: polioce pilots have completed training so they don\'t fire missiles accidentally</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhile policemen on the beat are being axed, and community service officers trimmed back, criminals will be terriefied to operate in Suffolk knowing that the police Apache helicopter could appear over the treeline at any moment.\r\n\r\nA force spokesman pointed out that the gunship would also prove to be highly effective in combatting the waves of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">country bumpkin migrants trying to get into Suffolk from Norfolk</a> every night.\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "The Apache sends a very powerful message to criminals, and this will be a great comfort to the law-abiding people of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Apple scrumpers, speeding motorists, car-tax dodgers - they\'ll all be fair game as we crackdown on crime.\r\n\r\n"And now our pilots have completed the new training course, there is much less chance of them accidentally firing off a missile towards a primary school, or spraying the main shopping street in Woodbridge with machine gun fire."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, The Rev Evan Elpuss has forgiven the police for blowing up his beloved Victorian vicarage.\r\n\r\n"These things happen," he said.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Suffolk police Apache helicopter back in service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1818-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-08 08:00:16', '2015-10-08 08:00:16', '', 1818, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1818-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1820, 1, '2015-10-08 08:03:25', '2015-10-08 08:03:25', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police\'s controversial Apache gunship helicopter is patrolling the skies again after the force\'s pilots completed a rigorous training regime.</b>\r\n\r\nThe fearsome helicopter was mothballed earlier this year when the confused police pilots accidentally blew up a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\nThey became baffled by the gunship\'s hi-tech weaponry and navigation systems, and fired off a lethal Hellfire sidewinder missile by mistake, causing severe damage to the vicarage while the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">vicar Evan Elpuss was hosting members of the local Women\'s Institute for afternoon tea</a>.\r\n\r\nThankfully no one was seriously hurt in the incident, which occurred while the Apache was chasing down a bicycle thief, although WI treasurer Gladys Worthington-Smyth was injured by a flower pot.\r\n\r\nNow Suffolk Police, under pressure to shave more than £125million from its budget, is bringing back the deadly chopper to become the most effective crime deterrent in the country.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.696970% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/95807152?et=lSiQKad9TQpIag6-NH2I_g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_yDT-hLXbhUZhilhun4-dxPv2PpqgMoH_0AC4N5LRG0=" width="594" height="414" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/95807152" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Fearsome: police pilots have completed training so they don\'t fire missiles accidentally</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWith policemen on the beat being axed, and community service officers trimmed back, criminals will be terrified to operate in Suffolk knowing that the police Apache helicopter could appear over the treeline at any moment.\r\n\r\nA force spokesman pointed out that the gunship would also prove to be highly effective in combatting the waves of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">country bumpkin migrants trying to get into Suffolk from Norfolk</a> every night.\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "The Apache sends a very powerful message to the criminal fraternity, and this will be a great comfort to the law-abiding people of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Apple scrumpers, speeding motorists, car-tax dodgers - they\'ll all be fair game as we crackdown on crime.\r\n\r\n"And now our pilots have completed the new training course, there is much less chance of them accidentally firing off a missile towards a primary school, or spraying the main shopping street in Woodbridge with machine gun fire."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, The Rev Evan Elpuss has forgiven the police for blowing up his beloved Victorian vicarage.\r\n\r\n"These things happen," he said, while writing this Sunday\'s sermon from his caravan.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Suffolk police Apache helicopter back in service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1818-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-08 08:03:25', '2015-10-08 08:03:25', '', 1818, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1818-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1821, 1, '2015-10-08 08:05:43', '2015-10-08 08:05:43', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Rob Banks\nCrime Editor\n\nSuffolk Police\'s controversial Apache gunship helicopter is patrolling the skies again after the force\'s pilots completed a rigorous training regime.</b>\n\nThe fearsome helicopter was mothballed earlier this year when the confused police pilots accidentally blew up a vicarage in Needham Market.\n\nThey became baffled by the gunship\'s hi-tech weaponry and navigation systems, and fired off a lethal Hellfire sidewinder missile by mistake, causing severe damage to the vicarage while the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">vicar Evan Elpuss was hosting members of the local Women\'s Institute for afternoon tea</a>.\n\nThankfully no one was seriously hurt in the incident, which occurred while the Apache was chasing down a bicycle thief, although WI treasurer Gladys Worthington-Smyth was injured by a flower pot.\n\nNow Suffolk Police, under pressure to shave more than £125million from its budget, is bringing back the deadly chopper to become the most effective crime deterrent in the country.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.696970% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/95807152?et=lSiQKad9TQpIag6-NH2I_g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_yDT-hLXbhUZhilhun4-dxPv2PpqgMoH_0AC4N5LRG0=" width="594" height="414" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/95807152" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Fearsome: police pilots have completed training so they don\'t fire missiles accidentally</center></i><br><br>\n\nWith policemen on the beat being axed, and community service officers trimmed back, criminals will be terrified to operate in Suffolk knowing that the police Apache helicopter could appear over the treeline at any moment.\n\nA force spokesman pointed out that the gunship would also prove to be highly effective in combatting the waves of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">country bumpkin migrants trying to get into Suffolk from Norfolk</a> every night.\n\nA police insider said: "The Apache sends a very powerful message to the criminal fraternity, and this will be a great comfort to the law-abiding people of Suffolk.\n\n"Apple scrumpers, speeding motorists, car-tax dodgers - they\'ll all be fair game as we crackdown on crime.\n\n"And now our pilots have completed the new training course, there is much less chance of them accidentally firing off a missile towards a primary school, or spraying the main shopping street in Woodbridge with machine gun fire."\n\nMeanwhile, The Rev Evan Elpuss has forgiven the police for blowing up his beloved Victorian vicarage.\n\n"These things happen," he said, while writing this Sunday\'s sermon from his caravan.\n\n* * * *\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Suffolk police Apache helicopter is ba', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1818-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-10-08 08:05:43', '2015-10-08 08:05:43', '', 1818, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1818-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1822, 1, '2015-10-08 08:05:48', '2015-10-08 08:05:48', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police\'s controversial Apache gunship helicopter is patrolling the skies again after the force\'s pilots completed a rigorous training regime.</b>\r\n\r\nThe fearsome helicopter was mothballed earlier this year when the confused police pilots accidentally blew up a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\nThey became baffled by the gunship\'s hi-tech weaponry and navigation systems, and fired off a lethal Hellfire sidewinder missile by mistake, causing severe damage to the vicarage while the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">vicar Evan Elpuss was hosting members of the local Women\'s Institute for afternoon tea</a>.\r\n\r\nThankfully no one was seriously hurt in the incident, which occurred while the Apache was chasing down a bicycle thief, although WI treasurer Gladys Worthington-Smyth was injured by a flower pot.\r\n\r\nNow Suffolk Police, under pressure to shave more than £125million from its budget, is bringing back the deadly chopper to become the most effective crime deterrent in the country.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.696970% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/95807152?et=lSiQKad9TQpIag6-NH2I_g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_yDT-hLXbhUZhilhun4-dxPv2PpqgMoH_0AC4N5LRG0=" width="594" height="414" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/95807152" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Fearsome: police pilots have completed training so they don\'t fire missiles accidentally</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWith policemen on the beat being axed, and community service officers trimmed back, criminals will be terrified to operate in Suffolk knowing that the police Apache helicopter could appear over the treeline at any moment.\r\n\r\nA force spokesman pointed out that the gunship would also prove to be highly effective in combatting the waves of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">country bumpkin migrants trying to get into Suffolk from Norfolk</a> every night.\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "The Apache sends a very powerful message to the criminal fraternity, and this will be a great comfort to the law-abiding people of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Apple scrumpers, speeding motorists, car-tax dodgers - they\'ll all be fair game as we crackdown on crime.\r\n\r\n"And now our pilots have completed the new training course, there is much less chance of them accidentally firing off a missile towards a primary school, or spraying the main shopping street in Woodbridge with machine gun fire."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, The Rev Evan Elpuss has forgiven the police for blowing up his beloved Victorian vicarage.\r\n\r\n"These things happen," he said, while writing this Sunday\'s sermon from his caravan.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Suffolk police Apache helicopter is back', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1818-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-08 08:05:48', '2015-10-08 08:05:48', '', 1818, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1818-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1823, 1, '2015-10-08 08:14:56', '2015-10-08 08:14:56', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police\'s controversial Apache gunship helicopter is patrolling the skies again after the force\'s pilots completed a rigorous training regime.</b>\r\n\r\nThe fearsome helicopter was mothballed earlier this year when confused police pilots accidentally blew up a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\nThey became baffled by the gunship\'s hi-tech weaponry and navigation systems, and fired off a lethal Hellfire sidewinder missile by mistake, causing severe damage to the vicarage while the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">vicar Evan Elpuss was hosting members of the local Women\'s Institute for afternoon tea</a>.\r\n\r\nThankfully no one was seriously hurt in the incident, which occurred while the Apache was chasing down a bicycle thief, although WI treasurer Gladys Worthington-Smyth was injured by a flower pot.\r\n\r\nNow Suffolk Police, under pressure to shave more than £125million from its budget, is bringing back the deadly chopper to become the most effective crime deterrent in the country.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.696970% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/95807152?et=lSiQKad9TQpIag6-NH2I_g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_yDT-hLXbhUZhilhun4-dxPv2PpqgMoH_0AC4N5LRG0=" width="594" height="414" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/95807152" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Fearsome: police pilots have completed training so they don\'t fire missiles accidentally</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWith policemen on the beat being axed, and community service officers trimmed back, criminals will be terrified to operate in Suffolk knowing that the police Apache helicopter could appear over the treeline at any moment.\r\n\r\nA force spokesman pointed out that the gunship would also prove to be highly effective in combatting the waves of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">country bumpkin migrants trying to get into Suffolk from Norfolk</a> every night.\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "The Apache sends a very powerful message to the criminal fraternity, and this will be a great comfort to the law-abiding people of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Apple scrumpers, speeding motorists, car-tax dodgers - they\'ll all be fair game as we crackdown on crime.\r\n\r\n"And now our pilots have completed the new training course, there is much less chance of them accidentally firing off a missile towards a primary school, or spraying the main shopping street in Woodbridge with machine gun fire."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, The Rev Evan Elpuss has forgiven the police for blowing up his beloved Victorian vicarage.\r\n\r\n"These things happen," he said, while writing this Sunday\'s sermon from his caravan.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Suffolk police Apache helicopter is back', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1818-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-08 08:14:56', '2015-10-08 08:14:56', '', 1818, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1818-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1824, 1, '2015-10-09 09:40:09', '2015-10-09 09:40:09', '<b>By Ruth Tyler\r\nConstruction Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe quality of building work in a picturesque Suffolk village has been called into question after many houses were seen to be suffering from crazy subsidence-style defects.</b>\r\n\r\nProperties in Lavenham seem to have moved over the years, with window frames, beams and even roofs appearing to deviate from what should be perfectly straight lines.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lavenham-dodgy-houses-e1424093662730.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lavenham-dodgy-houses-e1424093662730.jpg" alt="lavenham-medieval-houses" width="450" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-214" /></a></a></center><center><i>The houses in Lavenham, near Sudbury are on the wonk</center></i><br>\r\n\r\nAmazingly, people in the quaint town do not seem concerned that their houses are about to fall down.\r\n\r\nLast night UKIP claimed the influx of builders from Eastern Europe was clearly to blame.\r\n\r\nA party insider said: "It does not take an expert to see these properties have not been built to the highest of British standards. We have many builders from Poland and elsewhere now working in Suffolk, and they are taking the jobs of British craftsmen.\r\n\r\n"There is no way British builders would have allowed such a finish."\r\n\r\nBut Lavenham Town Council leader Anthony Smythe-Farquar said UKIP were simply missing the point. "These houses were not built by Polish immigrant workers in the past 18 months," he said.\r\n\r\n"We are one of the UK\'s finest and most visited medieval villages, and these houses are actually more than 500 years old. The fact they are still standing at all shows just how well they were built all those years ago. And anyway, Polish builders, and builders from anywhere else in Eastern Europe for that matter, are very good."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for UKIP added: "OK, then. So maybe the building are over 500 years old. However, the builders probably came from the Ottoman Empire."\r\n\r\n* * *\r\n\r\nLike the Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking this link and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Quality row over Suffolk village houses', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '213-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-09 09:40:09', '2015-10-09 09:40:09', '', 213, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/213-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1825, 1, '2015-10-10 08:45:20', '2015-10-10 08:45:20', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in a bar and offers to buy him a drink.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasised about a threesome with a woman and her daughter.\r\n\r\nIf the man, fueled by a few pints of lager, shows interest, she invites him back to her house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOne victim, 27, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk Police press office to explain what happens.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I had enjoyed a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\r\n\r\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\r\n\r\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\r\n\r\n"Only then did I discover the terrible truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Mature woman is sexual predator', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'sexual-predator', '', '', '2016-08-28 15:42:26', '2016-08-28 15:42:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1825', 0, 'post', '', 5); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1826, 1, '2015-10-10 08:01:01', '2015-10-10 08:01:01', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in bars and offers to buy him a drink.\r\n\r\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasized about a threesome with an attractive older woman and her daughter.\r\n\r\nIf the man shows willing, she invites them back to her house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOne victim, 24, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk police press office. He said: "I had had a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\r\n\r\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\r\n\r\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\r\n\r\n"Only then did I discover the truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Police warn mature woman is sexual predator', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1825-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-10 08:01:01', '2015-10-10 08:01:01', '', 1825, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1827, 1, '2015-10-10 08:07:26', '2015-10-10 08:07:26', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in bars and offers to buy him a drink.\r\n\r\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasized about a threesome with a woman and her daughter.\r\n\r\nIf the man, fueled by a few pints of lager, shows interest, she invites him back to her house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOne victim, 27, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk Police press office to explain what happens.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I had had a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\r\n\r\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\r\n\r\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\r\n\r\n"Only then did I discover the terrible truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Police warn mature woman is sexual predator', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1825-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-10 08:07:26', '2015-10-10 08:07:26', '', 1825, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1829, 1, '2015-10-10 08:42:14', '2015-10-10 08:42:14', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in bars and offers to buy him a drink.\r\n\r\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasized about a threesome with a woman and her daughter.\r\n\r\nIf the man, fueled by a few pints of lager, shows interest, she invites him back to her house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOne victim, 27, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk Police press office to explain what happens.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I had had a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\r\n\r\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\r\n\r\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\r\n\r\n"Only then did I discover the terrible truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Police warn mature woman is sexual predator', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1825-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-10 08:42:14', '2015-10-10 08:42:14', '', 1825, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1830, 1, '2015-10-10 08:42:49', '2015-10-10 08:42:49', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in bars and offers to buy him a drink.\r\n\r\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasized about a threesome with a woman and her daughter.\r\n\r\nIf the man, fueled by a few pints of lager, shows interest, she invites him back to her house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOne victim, 27, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk Police press office to explain what happens.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I had had a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\r\n\r\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\r\n\r\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\r\n\r\n"Only then did I discover the terrible truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Mature woman is sexual predator, police warn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1825-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-10 08:42:49', '2015-10-10 08:42:49', '', 1825, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1831, 1, '2015-10-10 08:43:40', '2015-10-10 08:43:40', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in bars and offers to buy him a drink.\r\n\r\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasized about a threesome with a woman and her daughter.\r\n\r\nIf the man, fueled by a few pints of lager, shows interest, she invites him back to her house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOne victim, 27, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk Police press office to explain what happens.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I had enjoyed a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\r\n\r\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\r\n\r\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\r\n\r\n"Only then did I discover the terrible truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Mature woman is sexual predator, police warn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1825-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-10 08:43:40', '2015-10-10 08:43:40', '', 1825, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1832, 1, '2016-08-28 15:42:21', '2016-08-28 15:42:21', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\n\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in a bar and offers to buy him a drink.\n\n\n<br>\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasised about a threesome with a woman and her daughter.\n\nIf the man, fueled by a few pints of lager, shows interest, she invites him back to her house in Ipswich.\n\nOne victim, 27, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk Police press office to explain what happens.\n\nHe said: "I had enjoyed a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\n\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\n\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\n\n"Only then did I discover the terrible truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\n\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\n\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\n\n* * * *\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Mature woman is sexual predator', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1825-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-08-28 15:42:21', '2016-08-28 15:42:21', '', 1825, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1825-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1833, 1, '2015-10-10 08:47:13', '2015-10-10 08:47:13', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in bars and offers to buy him a drink.\r\n\r\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasized about a threesome with a woman and her daughter.\r\n\r\nIf the man, fueled by a few pints of lager, shows interest, she invites him back to her house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOne victim, 27, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk Police press office to explain what happens.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I had enjoyed a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\r\n\r\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\r\n\r\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\r\n\r\n"Only then did I discover the terrible truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Mature woman is sexual predator', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1825-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-10 08:47:13', '2015-10-10 08:47:13', '', 1825, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1834, 1, '2015-10-10 08:47:46', '2015-10-10 08:47:46', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in a bar and offers to buy him a drink.\r\n\r\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasized about a threesome with a woman and her daughter.\r\n\r\nIf the man, fueled by a few pints of lager, shows interest, she invites him back to her house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOne victim, 27, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk Police press office to explain what happens.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I had enjoyed a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\r\n\r\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\r\n\r\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\r\n\r\n"Only then did I discover the terrible truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Mature woman is sexual predator', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1825-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-10 08:47:46', '2015-10-10 08:47:46', '', 1825, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1835, 1, '2015-10-10 08:48:31', '2015-10-10 08:48:31', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in a bar and offers to buy him a drink.\r\n\r\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasised about a threesome with a woman and her daughter.\r\n\r\nIf the man, fueled by a few pints of lager, shows interest, she invites him back to her house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOne victim, 27, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk Police press office to explain what happens.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I had enjoyed a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\r\n\r\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\r\n\r\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\r\n\r\n"Only then did I discover the terrible truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Mature woman is sexual predator', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1825-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-10 08:48:31', '2015-10-10 08:48:31', '', 1825, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1836, 1, '2015-10-10 08:49:46', '2015-10-10 08:49:46', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are warning men not to be taken in by an attractive older woman who is trawling Suffolk pubs offering to fulfill drinkers\' fantasies of having sex with a mother and her daughter.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers say the shapely blonde, believed to be in her late fifties, targets a vulnerable man sitting alone in a bar and offers to buy him a drink.\r\n\r\nAfter a while of innocent chat, she asks if he has ever fantasised about a threesome with a woman and her daughter.\r\n\r\nIf the man, fueled by a few pints of lager, shows interest, she invites him back to her house in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOne victim, 27, who was too embarrassed to be named, issued a statement via the Suffolk Police press office to explain what happens.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I had enjoyed a couple of drinks and this woman, although a mature lady, was strikingly attractive.\r\n\r\n"I had often wondered what it must be like to have a threesome with a woman and her daughter, so I couldn\'t believe my luck when she suggested just that after sidling up to me in the pub.\r\n\r\n"When we got back to her place I was getting very excited, and was told to wait in the sitting room.\r\n\r\n"Only then did I discover the terrible truth. As I sat there, the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up, \'Mum, are you still awake?\'\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never run out of a house so quick in my life."\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "This woman is not breaking any laws, but she is not being entirely truthful with the poor young men she is befriending in pubs."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Mature woman is sexual predator', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1825-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-10 08:49:46', '2015-10-10 08:49:46', '', 1825, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1837, 1, '2015-10-12 07:49:45', '2015-10-12 07:49:45', '<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman from Essex is furious because a local store will not change her "faulty" tight scarf.</b>\r\n \r\nBlonde-haired Chelsea Gooch, 24, claimed the four-foot woollen garment became far too tight each time she tied it around her neck.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Debenhams should have exchanged the scarf for another, or given me my money back. It\'s disgusting," she fumed.\r\n\r\nChelsea, an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham, had intended to enjoy a day of shopping in London\'s Stratford to stock up her wardrobe for Autumn.\r\n\r\nBut she stood on the wrong platform and ended up on a train to Ipswich instead.\r\n\r\nShe said she decided to stay in Ipswich to get her clothes, but will now "never return" because of the tight scarf incident.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Debenhams insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We are sorry Miss Gooch is upset. We did suggest that if she did not pull the ends of the scarf together so hard it would not be tight.\r\n\r\n"Sadly she would not take our advice on board. Thousands of women enjoy our scarf collection each Autumn, and no one else has a problem."\r\n\r\nThe £5.99 blue-coloured scarf is now discarded in a cupboard at Chelsea\'s apartment.\r\n\r\n"It\'s no use to me," she said. "I might give it to my mum for Christmas - she\'s smaller than me so it will fit her."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Essex woman fury over \'tight\' scarf', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'tight-scarf', '', '', '2017-02-14 17:38:25', '2017-02-14 17:38:25', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1837', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1839, 1, '2015-10-12 07:46:39', '2015-10-12 07:46:39', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman from Essex is furious because a local store will not change her "faulty" tight scarf.</b>\r\n \r\nBlonde-haired Chelsea Gooch, 24, claimed the four-foot woollen garment became far too tight each time she tied it around her neck.\r\n\r\n"Debenhams should have exchanged the scarf for another, or given me my money back. It\'s disgusting," she fumed.\r\n\r\nChelsea, an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham, had intended to enjoy a day of shopping in London\'s Stratford to stock up her wardrobe for Autumn.\r\n\r\nBut she stood on the wrong platform and ended up on a train to Ipswich instead.\r\n\r\nShe said she decided to stay in Ipswich to get her clothes, but will now "never return" because of the tight scarf incident.\r\n\r\nA Debenhams insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We are sorry Miss Gooch is upset. We did suggest that if she did not pull the ends of the scarf together so hard it would not be tight.\r\n\r\n"Sadly she would not take our advice on board. Thousands of women enjoy our scarf collection each Autumn, and no one else has a problem."\r\n\r\nThe £5.99 blue-coloured scarf is now discarded in a cupboard at Chelsea\'s apartment.\r\n\r\n"It\'s no use to me," she said. "I might give it to my mum for Christmas - she\'s smaller than me so it will fit her."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1837-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-12 07:46:39', '2015-10-12 07:46:39', '', 1837, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1837-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1840, 1, '2015-10-12 07:49:45', '2015-10-12 07:49:45', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman from Essex is furious because a local store will not change her "faulty" tight scarf.</b>\r\n \r\nBlonde-haired Chelsea Gooch, 24, claimed the four-foot woollen garment became far too tight each time she tied it around her neck.\r\n\r\n"Debenhams should have exchanged the scarf for another, or given me my money back. It\'s disgusting," she fumed.\r\n\r\nChelsea, an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham, had intended to enjoy a day of shopping in London\'s Stratford to stock up her wardrobe for Autumn.\r\n\r\nBut she stood on the wrong platform and ended up on a train to Ipswich instead.\r\n\r\nShe said she decided to stay in Ipswich to get her clothes, but will now "never return" because of the tight scarf incident.\r\n\r\nA Debenhams insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We are sorry Miss Gooch is upset. We did suggest that if she did not pull the ends of the scarf together so hard it would not be tight.\r\n\r\n"Sadly she would not take our advice on board. Thousands of women enjoy our scarf collection each Autumn, and no one else has a problem."\r\n\r\nThe £5.99 blue-coloured scarf is now discarded in a cupboard at Chelsea\'s apartment.\r\n\r\n"It\'s no use to me," she said. "I might give it to my mum for Christmas - she\'s smaller than me so it will fit her."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Essex woman fury over \'tight\' scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1837-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-12 07:49:45', '2015-10-12 07:49:45', '', 1837, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1837-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1841, 1, '2015-10-13 11:28:21', '2015-10-13 11:28:21', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones\r\nRailway Correspondent\r\n\r\nA new £7 billion Tube line is being built to create a high-speed link between London and Ipswich in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 70-mile line will run in direct competition to Greater Anglia mainline trains, which provide a questionable service to tens of thousands of commuters every day.\r\n\r\nTransport for London confirmed to the Suffolk Gazette that it will launch its first new route since the Jubilee Line opened in 1979.\r\n\r\nNo name has been set in stone, but we understand the line will be called the Anglian Line, and will be coloured beige on the famous Underground maps, which will now be extended greatly to the right-hand side.\r\n\r\nIt will run from Liverpool Street in the City and remain underground for most of the journey to Ipswich, stopping only at Chelmsford, Witham, Kelvedon, Colchester, and Manningtree before terminating at Suffolk\'s county town.\r\n\r\nOnly the short one-mile stretch to the east of Manningtree will run overground, to allow commuters a nice view of the River Stour.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/anglian-line.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/anglian-line-287x300.jpg" alt="anglian-line" width="287" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-536" /></a></center><center><i>Tube staff spill the beans today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Anglian Line will be a huge and complex engineering project, and although officials would not be drawn on the exact cost, it is expected to run over £7 billion.\r\n\r\nLondoners will have to pay for much of the cost through local taxes, but Transport for London believes those living in the capital will enjoy the chance to travel to Ipswich, which will be classed as a new Zone 7 destination, and will cost just £8 each way.\r\n\r\nA TfL insider said: "Poor old Suffolk and Essex rail commuters have a terrible time of it with Greater Anglia, so the door is wide open for someone to come in and offer a better service.\r\n\r\n"The fact that we will be running underground means there are minimal planning and no environmental concerns, and now we have the finances in place we expect to start work in the summer."\r\n\r\nThe line will be connected to existing mainline stations via stairwells underground.\r\n\r\nEast Anglian commuters were excited by the news. Brian Tomkins, 44, who commutes daily from Ipswich, said: "This can\'t come soon enough. The current Greater Anglia service is terrible, and we face regular delays, unexpected cancellations, and issues with ancient rolling stock.\r\n\r\n"To get a sleek new underground service all the way to London is brilliant. It will be faster and cleaner... and best of all, Londoners will be footing most of the bill."\r\n\r\nMr Tomkins, who works in a City of London finance house, estimated the new Anglian Line will save him £5,000 a year, and get him to work 20 minutes quicker each day.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Mayor of London Boris Johnson\'s office confirmed Londoners will stump up most of the £7 billion bill for the new line. "While it will mainly benefit those living outside the capital, it will give Londoners a nice route out of the City towards the lovely East Anglian countryside."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'New Tube line will connect Ipswich to London', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '523-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-13 11:28:21', '2015-10-13 11:28:21', '', 523, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/523-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1842, 1, '2015-10-14 10:03:38', '2015-10-14 10:03:38', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA fascinating book about the devastating 1840 Norfolk Dumpling Famine is heading for the top of this year\'s Christmas best-sellers list.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk author Derek Trotter has uncovered new evidence about the horrific famine, which wiped out tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants and sparked the war with Suffolk which, like that between North and South Korea, is still not "officially" over.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Trotter, 73, of Lowestoft, has pieced together new claims that it was undercover agents from Suffolk who caused the famine by introducing a virus that prevented the dumplings from growing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg" alt="norfolk-dumpling-famine" width="467" height="617" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1843" /></a></center><center><i>Upsetting: book reveals full horror of the great Norfolk Dumpling Famine of 1840</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 1840 dumpling crop failed across the whole of Norfolk, leaving entire villages and even small towns with no food supplies.\r\n\r\nRather than starve, and in desperate attempts to escape violence and hardship, tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants began trying to cross the border into wealthy Suffolk from March, 1840.\r\n\r\nBut guards refused entry, sparking skirmishes that escalated quickly into full-scale conflict, with pitchforks and shovels used to awful effect by both sides.\r\n\r\nThose so-called Dumpling Dustups began the fierce hostilities that remain between Norfolk and Suffolk today. The war has never been truly declared over, and fights continue in the borderlands and when the counties\' two football teams meet up.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Trotter said: "It took years of research, but my book will for the first time reveal it was Suffolk dirty work that caused the famine.\r\n\r\n"It tells how the peasants watched in horror as their dumpling crop failed in front of their eyes, causing social unrest and eventually war with Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"The book then details how a scientist from Cromer came up with an antidote for the dumpling virus, and how crops were able to recover from 1841 onwards - but not before 37,000 Norfolk people died."\r\n\r\nMr Trotter\'s book, published by the Suffolk Defence Archive, is available from all good book shops, and some bad ones, priced at a very reasonable £4.99\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk Dumpling Famine book to top Christmas charts', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-dumpling-famine', '', '', '2017-06-17 13:53:59', '2017-06-17 13:53:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1842', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1844, 1, '2015-10-14 10:00:56', '2015-10-14 10:00:56', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA fascinating book about the devastating 1840 Norfolk Dumpling Famine is heading for the top of this year\'s Christmas best-sellers list.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk author Derek Trotter uncovered new evidence about the horrific famine, which wiped out tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants and sparked the war with Suffolk which, like that between North and South Korea, is still not "officially" over.\r\n\r\nMr Trotter, 73, of Lowestoft, has pieced together new claims that it was undercover agents from Suffolk who caused the famine by introducing a virus which prevented the dumplings from growing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine-467x377.jpg" alt="norfolk-dumpling-famine" width="467" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1843" /></a></center><center><i>Upsetting: book reveals full horror of the great Norfolk Dumpling Famine of 1840</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 1840 dumpling crop failed across the whole of Norfolk, leaving entire villages and even small towns with no food supplies.\r\n\r\nRather than starve, and in desperate attempts to escape violence and hardship, tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants began trying to cross the border into wealthy Suffolk from March, 1840.\r\n\r\nBut guards refused entry, sparking skirmishes that escalated quickly into full-scale conflict, with pitchforks and shovels used to awful effect by both sides.\r\n\r\nThose so-called Dumpling Dustups began the fierce hostilities that remain between Norfolk and Suffolk today. The war has never been truly declared over, and skirmishes continue in the borderlands and when the counties two football teams meet up.\r\n\r\nMr Trotter said: "It took years of research, but my book will for the first time reveal it was Suffolk dirty work that caused the famine.\r\n\r\n"It tells how the peasants watched in horror as their dumpling crop failed in front of their eyes, causing social unrest and eventually war with Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"The book then details how a scientist from Cromer came up with an antidote for the dumpling virus, and how crops were able to recover from 1841 - but not before 37,000 Norfolk people died."\r\n\r\nMr Trotter\'s book is available from all good book shops, and some bad ones, priced at a very reasonable £4.99\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norfolk Dumpling Famine book to top Christmas charts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1842-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-14 10:00:56', '2015-10-14 10:00:56', '', 1842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1845, 1, '2015-10-14 10:03:38', '2015-10-14 10:03:38', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA fascinating book about the devastating 1840 Norfolk Dumpling Famine is heading for the top of this year\'s Christmas best-sellers list.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk author Derek Trotter has uncovered new evidence about the horrific famine, which wiped out tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants and sparked the war with Suffolk which, like that between North and South Korea, is still not "officially" over.\r\n\r\nMr Trotter, 73, of Lowestoft, has pieced together new claims that it was undercover agents from Suffolk who caused the famine by introducing a virus that prevented the dumplings from growing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine-467x377.jpg" alt="norfolk-dumpling-famine" width="467" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1843" /></a></center><center><i>Upsetting: book reveals full horror of the great Norfolk Dumpling Famine of 1840</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 1840 dumpling crop failed across the whole of Norfolk, leaving entire villages and even small towns with no food supplies.\r\n\r\nRather than starve, and in desperate attempts to escape violence and hardship, tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants began trying to cross the border into wealthy Suffolk from March, 1840.\r\n\r\nBut guards refused entry, sparking skirmishes that escalated quickly into full-scale conflict, with pitchforks and shovels used to awful effect by both sides.\r\n\r\nThose so-called Dumpling Dustups began the fierce hostilities that remain between Norfolk and Suffolk today. The war has never been truly declared over, and fights continue in the borderlands and when the counties\' two football teams meet up.\r\n\r\nMr Trotter said: "It took years of research, but my book will for the first time reveal it was Suffolk dirty work that caused the famine.\r\n\r\n"It tells how the peasants watched in horror as their dumpling crop failed in front of their eyes, causing social unrest and eventually war with Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"The book then details how a scientist from Cromer came up with an antidote for the dumpling virus, and how crops were able to recover from 1841 onwards - but not before 37,000 Norfolk people died."\r\n\r\nMr Trotter\'s book is available from all good book shops, and some bad ones, priced at a very reasonable £4.99\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norfolk Dumpling Famine book to top Christmas charts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1842-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-14 10:03:38', '2015-10-14 10:03:38', '', 1842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1846, 1, '2017-06-17 13:53:51', '2017-06-17 13:53:51', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\n\nA fascinating book about the devastating 1840 Norfolk Dumpling Famine is heading for the top of this year\'s Christmas best-sellers list.</b>\n\nSuffolk author Derek Trotter has uncovered new evidence about the horrific famine, which wiped out tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants and sparked the war with Suffolk which, like that between North and South Korea, is still not "officially" over.\n\n\n\nMr Trotter, 73, of Lowestoft, has pieced together new claims that it was undercover agents from Suffolk who caused the famine by introducing a virus that prevented the dumplings from growing.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg" alt="norfolk-dumpling-famine" width="467" height="617" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1843" /></a></center><center><i>Upsetting: book reveals full horror of the great Norfolk Dumpling Famine of 1840</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe 1840 dumpling crop failed across the whole of Norfolk, leaving entire villages and even small towns with no food supplies.\n\nRather than starve, and in desperate attempts to escape violence and hardship, tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants began trying to cross the border into wealthy Suffolk from March, 1840.\n\nBut guards refused entry, sparking skirmishes that escalated quickly into full-scale conflict, with pitchforks and shovels used to awful effect by both sides.\n\nThose so-called Dumpling Dustups began the fierce hostilities that remain between Norfolk and Suffolk today. The war has never been truly declared over, and fights continue in the borderlands and when the counties\' two football teams meet up.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMr Trotter said: "It took years of research, but my book will for the first time reveal it was Suffolk dirty work that caused the famine.\n\n"It tells how the peasants watched in horror as their dumpling crop failed in front of their eyes, causing social unrest and eventually war with Suffolk.\n\n"The book then details how a scientist from Cromer came up with an antidote for the dumpling virus, and how crops were able to recover from 1841 onwards - but not before 37,000 Norfolk people died."\n\nMr Trotter\'s book, published by the Suffolk Defence Archive, is available from all good book shops, and some bad ones, priced at a very reasonable £4.99\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\n', 'Norfolk Dumpling Famine book to top Christmas charts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1842-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-17 13:53:51', '2017-06-17 13:53:51', '', 1842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1842-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1847, 1, '2015-10-14 10:06:32', '2015-10-14 10:06:32', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA fascinating book about the devastating 1840 Norfolk Dumpling Famine is heading for the top of this year\'s Christmas best-sellers list.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk author Derek Trotter has uncovered new evidence about the horrific famine, which wiped out tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants and sparked the war with Suffolk which, like that between North and South Korea, is still not "officially" over.\r\n\r\nMr Trotter, 73, of Lowestoft, has pieced together new claims that it was undercover agents from Suffolk who caused the famine by introducing a virus that prevented the dumplings from growing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg" alt="norfolk-dumpling-famine" width="467" height="617" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1843" /></a></center><center><i>Upsetting: book reveals full horror of the great Norfolk Dumpling Famine of 1840</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 1840 dumpling crop failed across the whole of Norfolk, leaving entire villages and even small towns with no food supplies.\r\n\r\nRather than starve, and in desperate attempts to escape violence and hardship, tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants began trying to cross the border into wealthy Suffolk from March, 1840.\r\n\r\nBut guards refused entry, sparking skirmishes that escalated quickly into full-scale conflict, with pitchforks and shovels used to awful effect by both sides.\r\n\r\nThose so-called Dumpling Dustups began the fierce hostilities that remain between Norfolk and Suffolk today. The war has never been truly declared over, and fights continue in the borderlands and when the counties\' two football teams meet up.\r\n\r\nMr Trotter said: "It took years of research, but my book will for the first time reveal it was Suffolk dirty work that caused the famine.\r\n\r\n"It tells how the peasants watched in horror as their dumpling crop failed in front of their eyes, causing social unrest and eventually war with Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"The book then details how a scientist from Cromer came up with an antidote for the dumpling virus, and how crops were able to recover from 1841 onwards - but not before 37,000 Norfolk people died."\r\n\r\nMr Trotter\'s book is available from all good book shops, and some bad ones, priced at a very reasonable £4.99\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norfolk Dumpling Famine book to top Christmas charts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1842-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-14 10:06:32', '2015-10-14 10:06:32', '', 1842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1848, 1, '2015-10-14 10:11:01', '2015-10-14 10:11:01', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA fascinating book about the devastating 1840 Norfolk Dumpling Famine is heading for the top of this year\'s Christmas best-sellers list.</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk author Derek Trotter has uncovered new evidence about the horrific famine, which wiped out tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants and sparked the war with Suffolk which, like that between North and South Korea, is still not "officially" over.\r\n\r\nMr Trotter, 73, of Lowestoft, has pieced together new claims that it was undercover agents from Suffolk who caused the famine by introducing a virus that prevented the dumplings from growing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/norfolk-dumpling-famine.jpg" alt="norfolk-dumpling-famine" width="467" height="617" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1843" /></a></center><center><i>Upsetting: book reveals full horror of the great Norfolk Dumpling Famine of 1840</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe 1840 dumpling crop failed across the whole of Norfolk, leaving entire villages and even small towns with no food supplies.\r\n\r\nRather than starve, and in desperate attempts to escape violence and hardship, tens of thousands of Norfolk peasants began trying to cross the border into wealthy Suffolk from March, 1840.\r\n\r\nBut guards refused entry, sparking skirmishes that escalated quickly into full-scale conflict, with pitchforks and shovels used to awful effect by both sides.\r\n\r\nThose so-called Dumpling Dustups began the fierce hostilities that remain between Norfolk and Suffolk today. The war has never been truly declared over, and fights continue in the borderlands and when the counties\' two football teams meet up.\r\n\r\nMr Trotter said: "It took years of research, but my book will for the first time reveal it was Suffolk dirty work that caused the famine.\r\n\r\n"It tells how the peasants watched in horror as their dumpling crop failed in front of their eyes, causing social unrest and eventually war with Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"The book then details how a scientist from Cromer came up with an antidote for the dumpling virus, and how crops were able to recover from 1841 onwards - but not before 37,000 Norfolk people died."\r\n\r\nMr Trotter\'s book, published by the Suffolk Defence Archive, is available from all good book shops, and some bad ones, priced at a very reasonable £4.99\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norfolk Dumpling Famine book to top Christmas charts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1842-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-14 10:11:01', '2015-10-14 10:11:01', '', 1842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1849, 1, '2015-10-15 09:35:13', '2015-10-15 09:35:13', '<b>The Global Positioning System (GPS) was first invented in Suffolk, the release of secret Government papers has revealed.</b>\r\n\r\nThe files, previously hidden in the National Archive under the 60-year rule, shows GPS navigation, now common in all cars and on mobile phones, was first developed in Mendlesham.\r\n\r\nFor years travellers venturing north on the A140 towards the hostile and almost uninhabited county of Norfolk have passed the huge 1,000-foot mast at Mendlesham, and assumed it was some kind of television or radio transmitter.\r\n\r\nBut this has now been exposed as a government-sponsored hoax in order to cover up for the vital work of boffins at the former WW2 airfield.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mendlesham-mast-e1444901274544.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mendlesham-mast-e1444901274544.jpg" alt="mendlesham-mast" width="600" height="462" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1850" /></a></center><center><i>Mendlesham, where GPS was first invented (photo: www.didangliansdream.co.uk)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHonouring the local dialect the project was originally called Grut’old thing Pointen Sky’ards - but Americans on the project just couldn’t get the accent right and changed the name.\r\n\r\nBut it appears the local population were in on the secret all along. Farmer Bill Hook from Stonham explained: "They made the mast just tall enough that you can see it from anywhere in Suffolk, but not from any surrounding counties.\r\n\r\n"By looking in the direction of the mast you can work out where you are to the nearest half a mile. There’s a particular technique - you have to raise your arm horizontally in the direction of the mast, make a fist, extend your thumb upwards and then count how many of the lights on the mast are obscured.\r\n\r\n"One light is one mile away and so on. If you can’t see the mast then you’re officially known as ‘Lost’."\r\n\r\nThe project was scrapped, however, following a particularly foggy day in 1963 when the whole population of Suffolk was declared ‘Lost’.\r\n\r\nAmericans on the doomed scheme returned to NASA and developed the successful satellite-based system that so many people rely on today. That same system is now being put to good use in the search for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nasa-signs-of-intelligent-life-norfolk/" target="_blank">signs of intelligent life in Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'GPS was first invented in Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'gps-invented-suffolk', '', '', '2015-10-15 09:35:13', '2015-10-15 09:35:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1849', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1851, 1, '2015-10-15 09:31:53', '2015-10-15 09:31:53', '<b>The Global Positioning System (GPS) was first invented in Suffolk, the release of secret Government papers has revealed.</b>\r\n\r\nThe files, previously hidden in the National Archive under the 30-year rule, shows GPS, now common in all cars and on mobile phones, was first developed in Mendlesham.\r\n\r\nFor years travellers venturing north on the A140 towards the hostile and almost uninhabited county of Norfolk have passed the huge 1,000-foot mast at Mendlesham, and assumed it was some kind of television or radio transmitter.\r\n\r\nBut this has now been exposed as a government-sponsored hoax in order to cover up for the vital work of boffins at the former WW2 airfield.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mendlesham-mast-e1444901274544.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mendlesham-mast-e1444901274544.jpg" alt="mendlesham-mast" width="600" height="462" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1850" /></a></center><center><i>Mendlesham, where GPS was first invented (photo: www.didangliansdream.co.uk)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHonouring the local dialect the project was originally called Grut’old thing Pointen Sky’ards - but Americans on the project just couldn’t get the accent right and changed the name.\r\n\r\nIt appears though that the local population were in on the secret all along, local farmer Bill Hook from Stonham explained: "They made the mast just tall enough that you can see it from anywhere in Suffolk, but not from any surrounding counties.\r\n\r\n"By looking in the direction of the mast you can work out where you are to the nearest half a mile. There’s a particular technique - you have to raise your arm horizontally in the direction of the mast, make a fist, extend your thumb upwards and then count how many of the lights on the mast are obscured.\r\n\r\n"One light is one mile away and so on. If you can’t see the mast then you’re officially known as ‘Lost’."\r\n\r\nThe project was scrapped, however, following a particularly foggy day in 1963 when the whole population of Suffolk was declared ‘Lost’.\r\n\r\nAmericans on the doomed scheme returned to NASA and developed the successful satellite-based system that so many people rely on today. That same system is now being put to good use in the search for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nasa-signs-of-intelligent-life-norfolk/" target="_blank">signs of intelligent life in Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'GPS was first invented in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1849-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-15 09:31:53', '2015-10-15 09:31:53', '', 1849, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1849-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1852, 1, '2015-10-15 09:35:13', '2015-10-15 09:35:13', '<b>The Global Positioning System (GPS) was first invented in Suffolk, the release of secret Government papers has revealed.</b>\r\n\r\nThe files, previously hidden in the National Archive under the 60-year rule, shows GPS navigation, now common in all cars and on mobile phones, was first developed in Mendlesham.\r\n\r\nFor years travellers venturing north on the A140 towards the hostile and almost uninhabited county of Norfolk have passed the huge 1,000-foot mast at Mendlesham, and assumed it was some kind of television or radio transmitter.\r\n\r\nBut this has now been exposed as a government-sponsored hoax in order to cover up for the vital work of boffins at the former WW2 airfield.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mendlesham-mast-e1444901274544.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mendlesham-mast-e1444901274544.jpg" alt="mendlesham-mast" width="600" height="462" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1850" /></a></center><center><i>Mendlesham, where GPS was first invented (photo: www.didangliansdream.co.uk)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHonouring the local dialect the project was originally called Grut’old thing Pointen Sky’ards - but Americans on the project just couldn’t get the accent right and changed the name.\r\n\r\nBut it appears the local population were in on the secret all along. Farmer Bill Hook from Stonham explained: "They made the mast just tall enough that you can see it from anywhere in Suffolk, but not from any surrounding counties.\r\n\r\n"By looking in the direction of the mast you can work out where you are to the nearest half a mile. There’s a particular technique - you have to raise your arm horizontally in the direction of the mast, make a fist, extend your thumb upwards and then count how many of the lights on the mast are obscured.\r\n\r\n"One light is one mile away and so on. If you can’t see the mast then you’re officially known as ‘Lost’."\r\n\r\nThe project was scrapped, however, following a particularly foggy day in 1963 when the whole population of Suffolk was declared ‘Lost’.\r\n\r\nAmericans on the doomed scheme returned to NASA and developed the successful satellite-based system that so many people rely on today. That same system is now being put to good use in the search for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nasa-signs-of-intelligent-life-norfolk/" target="_blank">signs of intelligent life in Norfolk</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'GPS was first invented in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1849-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-15 09:35:13', '2015-10-15 09:35:13', '', 1849, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1849-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1860, 1, '2015-10-16 09:07:15', '2015-10-16 09:07:15', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk scientists have confirmed that claw and grab machines, popular in seafront arcades across Britain, are in fact designed to simply steal your money.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile generations of wide-eyed children have squealed with delight repeatedly trying to \'grab\' a cuddly toy, cash has been flowing out of their parents\' pockets at an alarming rate.\r\n\r\nProfessor Penny Kenny, who led the pioneering research at the Institute of Consumer Behaviour near Brandon, found that far from providing an enjoyable game of skill, the claw machine manufacturers and arcade owners had teamed up to fleece the public.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/519652743?et=CYHt9VDFSxpkfugYId3D6w&viewMoreLink=on&sig=JxxPyAfOPEwhGuasW8HGHiXwK5CkzTJv8tdXv2MsULI=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/519652743" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Missed again: Another disappointed punter wins nothing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"The public, normally children, get a few seconds of fun as they move the claw around and then hit the button to send it down to try and grab a prize," explained Professor Kenny. "But those few seconds of fun are followed by minutes of disappointment when they inevitably miss.\r\n\r\n"Then there is a period of crying and whining at the parents, who have no choice but to cough up yet more of their cash so the child can have another go for £1.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a vicious spiral - the arcade owners and claw machine makers have found themselves a license to print money."\r\n\r\nThe professor\'s team of researchers spent time at arcades in Lowestoft and Felixstowe studying the behaviour of 1,000 families. They found that on average each family spent £47 pounds, totalling £47,000 - and only two teddy bears were won.\r\n\r\nGary Jones, a father of three said on a visit to Felixstowe seafront: "It\'s a rip-off. Daylight robbery. They\'re just laughing at us as they take all our money.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll have just the one more go, though. We\'ll probably win this time."\r\n\r\nSuffolk arcade owner Basil Thyme defended the machines. He said: "They are a source of amusement. Particularly for us."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Claw and grab arcade games steal your cash', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'claw-and-grab-arcade', '', '', '2015-10-16 09:08:00', '2015-10-16 09:08:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1860', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1862, 1, '2015-10-16 09:03:40', '2015-10-16 09:03:40', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk scientists have confirmed that claw and grab machines, popular in seafront arcades across Britain, are in fact designed to simply steal your money.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile generations of wide-eyed children have squealed with delight repeatedly trying to \'grab\' a cuddly toy, cash has been flowing out of their parents\' pockets at an alarming rate.\r\n\r\nProfessor Penny Kenny, who led the pioneering research at the Institute of Consumer Behaviour in Brandon, found that far from providing an enjoyable game of skill, the claw machine manufacturers and arcade owners had teamed up to fleece the public.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/519652743?et=CYHt9VDFSxpkfugYId3D6w&viewMoreLink=on&sig=JxxPyAfOPEwhGuasW8HGHiXwK5CkzTJv8tdXv2MsULI=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/519652743" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Missed again: Another disappointed punter wins nothing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"The public, normally children, get a few seconds of fun as they move the claw around and then hit the button to send it down to try and grab a prize," explained Professor kenny. "But those few seconds of fun are followed by minutes of disappointment when they miss.\r\n\r\n"Then there is a period of crying and whining at the parents, who have no choice but to cough up yet more of their cash so the child can have another go for £1.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a vicious spiral - the arcade owners and claw machine makers have found themselves a license to print money."\r\n\r\nThe professor\'s team of researchers spent time at arcades in Lowestoft and Felixstowe studying the behaviour of a sample of 1,000 families. They found that on average each spent £47 pounds, totalling £47,000 - and only two teddy bears were won.\r\n\r\nGary Jones, a father of three said on a visit to Felixstowe seafront: "It\'s a rip-off. They\'re just laughing at us taking our money. We\'ll have just the one more go, though.\r\n\r\nSuffolk arcade owner Basil Thyme defended the machines. He said: "They are a source of amusement. Particularly for us."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Claw and grab arcade games steal your cash', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1860-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-16 09:03:40', '2015-10-16 09:03:40', '', 1860, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1860-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
