INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7554, 1, '2017-09-22 10:55:35', '2017-09-22 10:55:35', 'Labrador insists it did not do a poop on the kitchen floor', 'guilty labrador', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'guilty-labrador', '', '', '2017-09-22 10:56:11', '2017-09-22 10:56:11', '', 7553, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guilty-labrador.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7555, 1, '2017-09-22 11:01:27', '2017-09-22 11:01:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guilty-labrador-e1506077787675.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guilty-labrador-e1506077787675.jpg" alt="Labrador mess" width="600" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7554" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A labrador has confirmed he did not sh*t on the kitchen floor - and the mess was left by an intruder of the night.</strong>\r\n\r\nOne-year-old Brian insisted he was sound asleep from 10pm to 7am, but thought he might have heard a visitor roaming around downstairs at some point.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I can categorically say I did not do a big sh*t by the fridge but was, in fact, curled up in my bed," the chocolate labrador from Suffolk said.\r\n\r\n"I was as surprised as anyone in the morning to see this turd on the floor.\r\n\r\n"Yes, it looked a little bit like one of mine, and it contained traces of the berries I have been eating in garden.\r\n\r\n"But let\'s face it a turd is a turd and anyone could have done it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOwner Sally Perkins said: "Brian claims someone got into our house in the middle of the night and did the crap on the kitchen floor.\r\n\r\n"This may seem quite unlikely as there was no sign of an intruder, but Brian had a very innocent face, so I tend to believe him.\r\n\r\n"You have to trust your pets.\r\n\r\n"This must have been the same mystery night visitor who crapped on the floor on Monday and Wednesday as well."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Dog insists he did not sh*t on the kitchen floor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7553-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-22 11:01:27', '2017-09-22 11:01:27', '', 7553, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7553-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7556, 1, '2017-09-22 11:10:33', '2017-09-22 11:10:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guilty-labrador-e1506077787675.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guilty-labrador-e1506077787675.jpg" alt="Labrador mess" width="600" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7554" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A labrador has confirmed he did not sh*t on the kitchen floor - and that the mess must have been left by an intruder of the night.</strong>\n\nOne-year-old Brian insisted he was sound asleep from 10pm to 7am, but thought he might have heard a visitor roaming around downstairs at some point.\n\n\n\n"I can categorically say I did not do a big sh*t by the fridge but was, in fact, curled up in my bed," the chocolate labrador from Suffolk said.\n\n"I was as surprised as anyone in the morning to see this turd on the floor.\n\n"Yes, it looked a little bit like one of mine, and it contained traces of the berries I have been eating in garden.\n\n"But let\'s face it a turd is a turd and anyone could have done it."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nOwner Sally Perkins said: "Brian claims someone got into our house in the middle of the night and did the crap on the kitchen floor.\n\n"This may seem quite unlikely as there was no sign of an intruder, but Brian had a very innocent face, so I tend to believe him.\n\n"You have to trust your pets."\n\nMrs Perkins was left wondering why a person would sneak into her home in the dead of night and crimp one off on the floor.\n\n"This must have been the same mystery night visitor who crapped on the floor on Monday and Wednesday as well," she said.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Dog insists he did not sh*t on the kitchen floor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7553-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-22 11:10:33', '2017-09-22 11:10:33', '', 7553, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7553-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7557, 1, '2017-09-22 11:07:49', '2017-09-22 11:07:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guilty-labrador-e1506077787675.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guilty-labrador-e1506077787675.jpg" alt="Labrador mess" width="600" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7554" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A labrador has confirmed he did not sh*t on the kitchen floor - and that the mess must have been left by an intruder of the night.</strong>\r\n\r\nOne-year-old Brian insisted he was sound asleep from 10pm to 7am, but thought he might have heard a visitor roaming around downstairs at some point.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I can categorically say I did not do a big sh*t by the fridge but was, in fact, curled up in my bed," the chocolate labrador from Suffolk said.\r\n\r\n"I was as surprised as anyone in the morning to see this turd on the floor.\r\n\r\n"Yes, it looked a little bit like one of mine, and it contained traces of the berries I have been eating in garden.\r\n\r\n"But let\'s face it a turd is a turd and anyone could have done it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOwner Sally Perkins said: "Brian claims someone got into our house in the middle of the night and did the crap on the kitchen floor.\r\n\r\n"This may seem quite unlikely as there was no sign of an intruder, but Brian had a very innocent face, so I tend to believe him.\r\n\r\n"You have to trust your pets.\r\n\r\n"This must have been the same mystery night visitor who crapped on the floor on Monday and Wednesday as well."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Dog insists he did not sh*t on the kitchen floor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7553-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-22 11:07:49', '2017-09-22 11:07:49', '', 7553, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7553-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7558, 1, '2017-09-22 11:10:37', '2017-09-22 11:10:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guilty-labrador-e1506077787675.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guilty-labrador-e1506077787675.jpg" alt="Labrador mess" width="600" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7554" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A labrador has confirmed he did not sh*t on the kitchen floor - and that the mess must have been left by an intruder of the night.</strong>\r\n\r\nOne-year-old Brian insisted he was sound asleep from 10pm to 7am, but thought he might have heard a visitor roaming around downstairs at some point.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I can categorically say I did not do a big sh*t by the fridge but was, in fact, curled up in my bed," the chocolate labrador from Suffolk said.\r\n\r\n"I was as surprised as anyone in the morning to see this turd on the floor.\r\n\r\n"Yes, it looked a little bit like one of mine, and it contained traces of the berries I have been eating in garden.\r\n\r\n"But let\'s face it a turd is a turd and anyone could have done it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOwner Sally Perkins said: "Brian claims someone got into our house in the middle of the night and did the crap on the kitchen floor.\r\n\r\n"This may seem quite unlikely as there was no sign of an intruder, but Brian had a very innocent face, so I tend to believe him.\r\n\r\n"You have to trust your pets."\r\n\r\nMrs Perkins was left wondering why a person would sneak into her home in the dead of night and crimp one off on the floor.\r\n\r\n"This must have been the same mystery night visitor who crapped on the floor on Monday and Wednesday as well," she said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Dog insists he did not sh*t on the kitchen floor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7553-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-22 11:10:37', '2017-09-22 11:10:37', '', 7553, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7553-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7559, 1, '2017-09-22 17:45:39', '2017-09-22 17:45:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg" alt="Toyota Prius" width="600" height="289" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7560" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong><h3>FOR SALE!</h3>\r\n\r\nOwing to unforeseen circumstances, 30,000 used Toyota Prius cars have become available in London.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven though each of them is under three years old, they have probably had several owners and likely have more than 200,000 miles on the clock.\r\n\r\nAnd they probably smell a little bit of body odour and vomit.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut they normally come with free seat covers and an air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror.\r\n\r\nThe hybrid <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">cars</a> may look the ugliest thing on the road, but they are extremely economical.\r\n\r\nBuyers will have to put up with Black Cab drivers laughing at them uncontrollably while waving £50 notes in a Harry Enfield \'Loadsa Money\' fashion.\r\n\r\nEach Toyota Prius is available for only £3,000, but a job lot of more than 100 of them could drive the price right down.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPotential buyers are advised to stand on any street corner in London and flag one of the vehicles down using an app on their mobile phone.\r\n\r\nIt is likely buyers will be in a tremendous position to haggle with the stressed driver, who has just lost his living, and will be keen to get any cash he can.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in unrelated news, taxi company Uber is to appeal against Transport For London\'s decision not to renew its minicab licence in London.\r\n\r\nIt leaves millions of Londoners forced to get into more expensive Black Cabs, if one happens to be "going your way, mate".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Unexpectedly for sale: 30,000 Toyota Prius cars', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'toyota-prius-uber', '', '', '2018-02-07 10:48:19', '2018-02-07 10:48:19', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7559', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7561, 1, '2017-09-22 17:45:39', '2017-09-22 17:45:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg" alt="Toyota Prius" width="600" height="289" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7560" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong><h3>FOR SALE!</h3>\r\n\r\nDo to unforeseen circumstances, 30,000 used Toyota Prius cars have become available in London.</strong>\r\n\r\nEach have more than five previous owners, have more than 200,000 miles on the clock and smell a little bit of body odour and vomit.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut, they normally come with free seat covers and an air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror.\r\n\r\nThe hybrid cars may look the ugliest thing on the road, but they are extremely economical.\r\n\r\nBuyers will have to put up with Black Cab drivers laughing at them uncontrollably while waving £50 notes in a Harry Enfield \'Loads Money\' fashion.\r\n\r\nEach Toyota Prius is available for only £3,000, but a job lot of more than 100 of them could drive the price right down.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPotential buyers are advised to stand on any street corner in London and flag one of the vehicles down.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in unrelated news, taxi company Uber is to appeal against Transport For London\'s decision not to renew its licence in London.\r\n\r\nIt leaves millions of Londoners forced to get into more expensive black cabs, if one happens to be "going your way, mate".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Unexpectedly for sale: 30,000 Toyota Prius cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7559-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-22 17:45:39', '2017-09-22 17:45:39', '', 7559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7559-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7562, 1, '2017-09-22 21:51:41', '2017-09-22 21:51:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg" alt="Toyota Prius" width="600" height="289" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7560" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong><h3>FOR SALE!</h3>\n\nOwing to unforeseen circumstances, 30,000 used Toyota Prius cars have become available in London.</strong>\n\nEven though each of them is under three years old, they have probably had several owners and likely have more than 200,000 miles on the clock.\n\nAnd they probably smell a little bit of body odour and vomit.\n\n\n\nBut they normally come with free seat covers and an air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror.\n\nThe hybrid cars may look the ugliest thing on the road, but they are extremely economical.\n\nBuyers will have to put up with Black Cab drivers laughing at them uncontrollably while waving £50 notes in a Harry Enfield \'Loadsa Money\' fashion.\n\nEach Toyota Prius is available for only £3,000, but a job lot of more than 100 of them could drive the price right down.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nPotential buyers are advised to stand on any street corner in London and flag one of the vehicles down using an app on their mobile phone.\n\nIt is likely buyers will be in a tremendous position to haggle with the stressed driver, who has just lost his living, and will be keen to get any cash he can.\n\nMeanwhile, in unrelated news, taxi company Uber is to appeal against Transport For London\'s decision not to renew its minicab licence in London.\n\nIt leaves millions of Londoners forced to get into more expensive Black Cabs, if one happens to be "going your way, mate".\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Unexpectedly for sale: 30,000 Toyota Prius cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7559-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-22 21:51:41', '2017-09-22 21:51:41', '', 7559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7559-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7563, 1, '2017-09-22 17:51:08', '2017-09-22 17:51:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg" alt="Toyota Prius" width="600" height="289" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7560" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong><h3>FOR SALE!</h3>\r\n\r\nDo to unforeseen circumstances, 30,000 used Toyota Prius cars have become available in London.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven though each of them are under three years old, they have probably had several owners and likely have more than 200,000 miles on the clock.\r\n\r\nAnd they probably and smell a little bit of body odour and vomit.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut, they normally come with free seat covers and an air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror.\r\n\r\nThe hybrid cars may look the ugliest thing on the road, but they are extremely economical.\r\n\r\nBuyers will have to put up with Black Cab drivers laughing at them uncontrollably while waving £50 notes in a Harry Enfield \'Loads Money\' fashion.\r\n\r\nEach Toyota Prius is available for only £3,000, but a job lot of more than 100 of them could drive the price right down.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPotential buyers are advised to stand on any street corner in London and flag one of the vehicles down.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in unrelated news, taxi company Uber is to appeal against Transport For London\'s decision not to renew its minicab licence in London.\r\n\r\nIt leaves millions of Londoners forced to get into more expensive black cabs, if one happens to be "going your way, mate".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Unexpectedly for sale: 30,000 Toyota Prius cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7559-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-22 17:51:08', '2017-09-22 17:51:08', '', 7559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7559-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7564, 1, '2017-09-22 17:53:01', '2017-09-22 17:53:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg" alt="Toyota Prius" width="600" height="289" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7560" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong><h3>FOR SALE!</h3>\r\n\r\nDo to unforeseen circumstances, 30,000 used Toyota Prius cars have become available in London.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven though each of them are under three years old, they have probably had several owners and likely have more than 200,000 miles on the clock.\r\n\r\nAnd they probably and smell a little bit of body odour and vomit.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut, they normally come with free seat covers and an air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror.\r\n\r\nThe hybrid cars may look the ugliest thing on the road, but they are extremely economical.\r\n\r\nBuyers will have to put up with Black Cab drivers laughing at them uncontrollably while waving £50 notes in a Harry Enfield \'Loadsa Money\' fashion.\r\n\r\nEach Toyota Prius is available for only £3,000, but a job lot of more than 100 of them could drive the price right down.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPotential buyers are advised to stand on any street corner in London and flag one of the vehicles down using an app on their mobile phone.\r\n\r\nIt is likely buyers will be in a tremendous position to haggle with the stressed driver, who has just lost his living, and will be keen to get any cash he can.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in unrelated news, taxi company Uber is to appeal against Transport For London\'s decision not to renew its minicab licence in London.\r\n\r\nIt leaves millions of Londoners forced to get into more expensive black cabs, if one happens to be "going your way, mate".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Unexpectedly for sale: 30,000 Toyota Prius cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7559-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-22 17:53:01', '2017-09-22 17:53:01', '', 7559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7559-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7565, 1, '2017-09-22 17:54:59', '2017-09-22 17:54:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg" alt="Toyota Prius" width="600" height="289" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7560" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong><h3>FOR SALE!</h3>\r\n\r\nDo to unforeseen circumstances, 30,000 used Toyota Prius cars have become available in London.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven though each of them are under three years old, they have probably had several owners and likely have more than 200,000 miles on the clock.\r\n\r\nAnd they probably smell a little bit of body odour and vomit.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut they normally come with free seat covers and an air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror.\r\n\r\nThe hybrid cars may look the ugliest thing on the road, but they are extremely economical.\r\n\r\nBuyers will have to put up with Black Cab drivers laughing at them uncontrollably while waving £50 notes in a Harry Enfield \'Loadsa Money\' fashion.\r\n\r\nEach Toyota Prius is available for only £3,000, but a job lot of more than 100 of them could drive the price right down.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPotential buyers are advised to stand on any street corner in London and flag one of the vehicles down using an app on their mobile phone.\r\n\r\nIt is likely buyers will be in a tremendous position to haggle with the stressed driver, who has just lost his living, and will be keen to get any cash he can.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in unrelated news, taxi company Uber is to appeal against Transport For London\'s decision not to renew its minicab licence in London.\r\n\r\nIt leaves millions of Londoners forced to get into more expensive Black Cabs, if one happens to be "going your way, mate".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Unexpectedly for sale: 30,000 Toyota Prius cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7559-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-22 17:54:59', '2017-09-22 17:54:59', '', 7559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7559-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7567, 1, '2017-09-22 21:50:10', '2017-09-22 21:50:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg" alt="Toyota Prius" width="600" height="289" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7560" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong><h3>FOR SALE!</h3>\r\n\r\nOwing to unforeseen circumstances, 30,000 used Toyota Prius cars have become available in London.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven though each of them are under three years old, they have probably had several owners and likely have more than 200,000 miles on the clock.\r\n\r\nAnd they probably smell a little bit of body odour and vomit.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut they normally come with free seat covers and an air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror.\r\n\r\nThe hybrid cars may look the ugliest thing on the road, but they are extremely economical.\r\n\r\nBuyers will have to put up with Black Cab drivers laughing at them uncontrollably while waving £50 notes in a Harry Enfield \'Loadsa Money\' fashion.\r\n\r\nEach Toyota Prius is available for only £3,000, but a job lot of more than 100 of them could drive the price right down.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPotential buyers are advised to stand on any street corner in London and flag one of the vehicles down using an app on their mobile phone.\r\n\r\nIt is likely buyers will be in a tremendous position to haggle with the stressed driver, who has just lost his living, and will be keen to get any cash he can.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in unrelated news, taxi company Uber is to appeal against Transport For London\'s decision not to renew its minicab licence in London.\r\n\r\nIt leaves millions of Londoners forced to get into more expensive Black Cabs, if one happens to be "going your way, mate".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Unexpectedly for sale: 30,000 Toyota Prius cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7559-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-22 21:50:10', '2017-09-22 21:50:10', '', 7559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7559-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7568, 1, '2017-09-22 21:51:45', '2017-09-22 21:51:45', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/toyota-prius-e1506101787598.jpg" alt="Toyota Prius" width="600" height="289" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7560" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong><h3>FOR SALE!</h3>\r\n\r\nOwing to unforeseen circumstances, 30,000 used Toyota Prius cars have become available in London.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven though each of them is under three years old, they have probably had several owners and likely have more than 200,000 miles on the clock.\r\n\r\nAnd they probably smell a little bit of body odour and vomit.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut they normally come with free seat covers and an air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror.\r\n\r\nThe hybrid cars may look the ugliest thing on the road, but they are extremely economical.\r\n\r\nBuyers will have to put up with Black Cab drivers laughing at them uncontrollably while waving £50 notes in a Harry Enfield \'Loadsa Money\' fashion.\r\n\r\nEach Toyota Prius is available for only £3,000, but a job lot of more than 100 of them could drive the price right down.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPotential buyers are advised to stand on any street corner in London and flag one of the vehicles down using an app on their mobile phone.\r\n\r\nIt is likely buyers will be in a tremendous position to haggle with the stressed driver, who has just lost his living, and will be keen to get any cash he can.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in unrelated news, taxi company Uber is to appeal against Transport For London\'s decision not to renew its minicab licence in London.\r\n\r\nIt leaves millions of Londoners forced to get into more expensive Black Cabs, if one happens to be "going your way, mate".\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Unexpectedly for sale: 30,000 Toyota Prius cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7559-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-22 21:51:45', '2017-09-22 21:51:45', '', 7559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7559-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7569, 1, '2017-09-25 06:50:00', '2017-09-25 06:50:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/neville-chamberlain.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/neville-chamberlain.jpg" alt="Peace in our time" width="690" height="552" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7570" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nNeville Chamberlain flew home from Germany today, waved a white piece of paper and declared: "We have peace in our time."</strong>\r\n\r\nJust hours after an extreme far-right party won its first seats in the Bundestag since before World War Two, Mr Chamberlain reassured Britain and the rest of Europe that nothing could possibly go wrong.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs he stood on the steps of his plane at Heathrow Airport, Mr Chamberlain waved a piece of paper and confirmed triumphantly that the Czech Republic, and especially Poland, had absolutely nothing to fear.\r\n\r\nHe maintained that immigrants or "anyone who looked remotely dodgy" would remain safe and welcome in Germany.\r\n\r\nAnd he stressed that there was absolutely no mad desire to rebuild the Luftwaffe and send it on foreign expeditions.\r\n\r\n"I have met with the leaders of the nationalist Alternative for Germany Party (AfD) and can confirm they are a nice, friendly bunch.\r\n\r\n"They assure me there are no plans for a mass visit to Poland, and religious minorities have nothing to fear."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Chamberlain claims that nothing in history supports the theory that the rise of the far right in Germany is anything at all to be concerned about.\r\n\r\n"People worry unnecessarily. No one would believe an extreme nationalist party would win its first seats in Germany, then manipulate things a little to seize power, then invade all its neighbours and murder millions.\r\n\r\n"It\'s fanciful and you just have to believe what the nice AfD has signed on my piece of paper, which I am still waving around for all to see."\r\n\r\nThe AfD won 94 seats in Germany\'s Bundestag federal parliament after winning nearly 13% of the country\'s vote.\r\n\r\nAngela Merkel returned to power for a fourth term despite losing a considerable slice of support. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Neville Chamberlain returns from Germany, claims \'peace in our time\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'neville-chamberlain-peace', '', '', '2017-09-25 07:00:59', '2017-09-25 07:00:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7569', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7571, 1, '2017-09-25 06:50:00', '2017-09-25 06:50:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/neville-chamberlain.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/neville-chamberlain.jpg" alt="Peace in our time" width="690" height="552" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7570" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nNeville Chamberlain flew home from Germany today, waved a white piece of paper and declared: "We have peace in our time."</strong>\r\n\r\nJust hours after an extreme far-right party won its first seats in the Bundestag since before World War Two, Mr Chamberlain reassured Britain and the rest of Europe that nothing could possibly go wrong.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs he stood on the steps of his plane at Heathrow Airport, Mr Chamberlain waved a piece of paper and confirmed triumphantly that the Czech Republic, and especially Poland, had absolutely nothing to fear.\r\n\r\nHe maintained that immigrants or "anyone who looked remotely dodgy" would remain safe and welcome in Germany.\r\n\r\nAnd he stressed that was absolutely no mad desire to rebuild the Luftwaffe and send it on foreign expeditions.\r\n\r\n"I have met with the leaders of the nationalist Alternative for Germany Party (AfD) and can confirm they are a nice, friendly bunch.\r\n\r\n"They assure me there are no plans for a mass visit to Poland, and religious minorities have nothing to fear."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Chamberlain claims that nothing in history supports the theory that the rise of the far right in Germany is anything at all to be concerned about.\r\n\r\nThe AfD won 94 seats in Germany\'s Bundestag federal parliament after winning nearly 13% of the country\'s vote.\r\n\r\nAngela Merkel returned to power for a fourth term despite losing a considerable slice of support. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Neville Chamberlain returns from Germany, claims \'peace in our time\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7569-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-25 06:50:00', '2017-09-25 06:50:00', '', 7569, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7569-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7572, 1, '2017-09-25 07:00:56', '2017-09-25 07:00:56', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/neville-chamberlain.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/neville-chamberlain.jpg" alt="Peace in our time" width="690" height="552" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7570" /></a><br><br>\n<strong>\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nNeville Chamberlain flew home from Germany today, waved a white piece of paper and declared: "We have peace in our time."</strong>\n\nJust hours after an extreme far-right party won its first seats in the Bundestag since before World War Two, Mr Chamberlain reassured Britain and the rest of Europe that nothing could possibly go wrong.\n\n\n\nAs he stood on the steps of his plane at Heathrow Airport, Mr Chamberlain waved a piece of paper and confirmed triumphantly that the Czech Republic, and especially Poland, had absolutely nothing to fear.\n\nHe maintained that immigrants or "anyone who looked remotely dodgy" would remain safe and welcome in Germany.\n\nAnd he stressed that there was absolutely no mad desire to rebuild the Luftwaffe and send it on foreign expeditions.\n\n"I have met with the leaders of the nationalist Alternative for Germany Party (AfD) and can confirm they are a nice, friendly bunch.\n\n"They assure me there are no plans for a mass visit to Poland, and religious minorities have nothing to fear."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMr Chamberlain claims that nothing in history supports the theory that the rise of the far right in Germany is anything at all to be concerned about.\n\n"People worry unnecessarily. No one would believe an extreme nationalist party would win its first seats in Germany, then manipulate things a little to seize power, then invade all its neighbours and murder millions.\n\n"It\'s fanciful and you just have to believe what the nice AfD has signed on my piece of paper, which I am still waving around for all to see."\n\nThe AfD won 94 seats in Germany\'s Bundestag federal parliament after winning nearly 13% of the country\'s vote.\n\nAngela Merkel returned to power for a fourth term despite losing a considerable slice of support. \n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Neville Chamberlain returns from Germany, claims \'peace in our time\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7569-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-25 07:00:56', '2017-09-25 07:00:56', '', 7569, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7569-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7573, 1, '2017-09-25 06:54:10', '2017-09-25 06:54:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/neville-chamberlain.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/neville-chamberlain.jpg" alt="Peace in our time" width="690" height="552" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7570" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nNeville Chamberlain flew home from Germany today, waved a white piece of paper and declared: "We have peace in our time."</strong>\r\n\r\nJust hours after an extreme far-right party won its first seats in the Bundestag since before World War Two, Mr Chamberlain reassured Britain and the rest of Europe that nothing could possibly go wrong.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs he stood on the steps of his plane at Heathrow Airport, Mr Chamberlain waved a piece of paper and confirmed triumphantly that the Czech Republic, and especially Poland, had absolutely nothing to fear.\r\n\r\nHe maintained that immigrants or "anyone who looked remotely dodgy" would remain safe and welcome in Germany.\r\n\r\nAnd he stressed that there was absolutely no mad desire to rebuild the Luftwaffe and send it on foreign expeditions.\r\n\r\n"I have met with the leaders of the nationalist Alternative for Germany Party (AfD) and can confirm they are a nice, friendly bunch.\r\n\r\n"They assure me there are no plans for a mass visit to Poland, and religious minorities have nothing to fear."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Chamberlain claims that nothing in history supports the theory that the rise of the far right in Germany is anything at all to be concerned about.\r\n\r\nThe AfD won 94 seats in Germany\'s Bundestag federal parliament after winning nearly 13% of the country\'s vote.\r\n\r\nAngela Merkel returned to power for a fourth term despite losing a considerable slice of support. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Neville Chamberlain returns from Germany, claims \'peace in our time\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7569-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-25 06:54:10', '2017-09-25 06:54:10', '', 7569, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7569-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7574, 1, '2017-09-25 07:00:59', '2017-09-25 07:00:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/neville-chamberlain.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/neville-chamberlain.jpg" alt="Peace in our time" width="690" height="552" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7570" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nNeville Chamberlain flew home from Germany today, waved a white piece of paper and declared: "We have peace in our time."</strong>\r\n\r\nJust hours after an extreme far-right party won its first seats in the Bundestag since before World War Two, Mr Chamberlain reassured Britain and the rest of Europe that nothing could possibly go wrong.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs he stood on the steps of his plane at Heathrow Airport, Mr Chamberlain waved a piece of paper and confirmed triumphantly that the Czech Republic, and especially Poland, had absolutely nothing to fear.\r\n\r\nHe maintained that immigrants or "anyone who looked remotely dodgy" would remain safe and welcome in Germany.\r\n\r\nAnd he stressed that there was absolutely no mad desire to rebuild the Luftwaffe and send it on foreign expeditions.\r\n\r\n"I have met with the leaders of the nationalist Alternative for Germany Party (AfD) and can confirm they are a nice, friendly bunch.\r\n\r\n"They assure me there are no plans for a mass visit to Poland, and religious minorities have nothing to fear."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Chamberlain claims that nothing in history supports the theory that the rise of the far right in Germany is anything at all to be concerned about.\r\n\r\n"People worry unnecessarily. No one would believe an extreme nationalist party would win its first seats in Germany, then manipulate things a little to seize power, then invade all its neighbours and murder millions.\r\n\r\n"It\'s fanciful and you just have to believe what the nice AfD has signed on my piece of paper, which I am still waving around for all to see."\r\n\r\nThe AfD won 94 seats in Germany\'s Bundestag federal parliament after winning nearly 13% of the country\'s vote.\r\n\r\nAngela Merkel returned to power for a fourth term despite losing a considerable slice of support. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Neville Chamberlain returns from Germany, claims \'peace in our time\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7569-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-25 07:00:59', '2017-09-25 07:00:59', '', 7569, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7569-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7575, 1, '2019-01-03 09:42:50', '2019-01-03 09:42:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Ploughmans-lunch.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7576" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Ploughmans-lunch.jpg" alt="ploughmans lunch" width="1024" height="768" /></a>\n\n<strong>\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</strong>\n\n<strong>Norfolk pubs have discovered a newfangled culinary delicacy called a ploughman\'s lunch.</strong>\n\nThey hope the futuristic food will transform profits by enticing locals to eat in their pubs rather than just drinking ale.\n\n\n\nThe gourmet meal is considered super difficult to prepare and some landlords are worried the modern cuisine will put customers off.\n\nPub-goers in Norfolk have been content with munching pickled eggs for years, but food writers have observed some forward-thinking establishments have been dishing up oxtail soup to the more adventurous.\n\nNow the ploughman\'s lunch is set to revolutionise the Norfolk pub food scene - so long as punters are willing to accept it.\n\nA ploughman\'s takes all the skill of a Norfolk kitchen hand to prepare and many will need retraining.\n\nIt is made of two slices of bread, a bit of stale cheddar cheese, some random wilted greenery (including cucumber if it\'s in season) and if selected from the a la carte menu, a pickle.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBubba Spuckler, chairman of the Norfolk Licensed Victuallers Association, said: "We like to consider ourselves as pioneers in the hospitality business.\n\n"And I\'m delighted Norfolk is first with this new pub food delicacy. It\'s fine dining at its best.\n\n"Just you see - pubs up and down the country will be scrambling to catch up with us now."\n\nIt is believed the meal was called ploughman\'s lunch after one Norfolk landlord stole a packed lunch from a passing farmhand. He was so impressed with the contents that he decided to replicate it in his kitchen.\n\nPub-goer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I can\'t see it catching on."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'You won\'t believe this new Norfolk pub meal called a ploughman\'s lunch', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ploughmans-lunch', '', '', '2019-01-03 09:49:27', '2019-01-03 09:49:27', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7575', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7577, 1, '2017-09-26 08:42:50', '2017-09-26 08:42:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Ploughmans-lunch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Ploughmans-lunch.jpg" alt="ploughmans lunch" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7576" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk pubs have discovered a newfangled culinary delicacy called a ploughman\'s lunch that they hope will transform profits.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe gourmet meal is considered super difficult to prepare and some pubs are worried the modern cuisine will put customers off.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPub-goers in Norfolk have been content with munching pickled eggs for years, but food writers have observed some forward-thinking establishments have been dishing up oxtail soup to the more adventurous.\r\n\r\nNow the ploughman\'s lunch is set to revolutionise the Norfolk pub food scene - so long as punters are willing to accept it.\r\n\r\nA ploughman\'s takes all the skill of a Norfolk kitchen hand to prepare and many will need retraining.\r\n\r\nIt is made of two slices of bread, a bit of stale cheddar cheese, some random wilted greenery (including cucumber if it\'s in season) and, if selected from the a la carte menu, a pickle.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, chairman of the Norfolk Licensed Victuallers Association, said: "We like to consider ourselves as pioneers in the hospitality business.\r\n\r\n"And I\'m delighted Norfolk is first with this new pub food delicacy. It\'s fine dining at its best.\r\n\r\n"Just you see - pubs up and down the country will be scrabbling to catch up with us now."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the meal was called ploughman\'s lunch after one Norfolk landlord stole a packed lunch from a passing farm hand. He was so impressed with the contents that he decided to replicate it in his kitchen.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'You won\'t believe this new Norfolk pub meal called a ploughman\'s lunch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7575-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-26 08:42:50', '2017-09-26 08:42:50', '', 7575, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7575-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7579, 1, '2017-09-26 08:56:44', '2017-09-26 08:56:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Ploughmans-lunch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Ploughmans-lunch.jpg" alt="ploughmans lunch" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7576" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk pubs have discovered a newfangled culinary delicacy called a ploughman\'s lunch.\r\n\r\nThey hope the futuristic food will transform profits by enticing locals to eat in their pubs rather than just drinking ale.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe gourmet meal is considered super difficult to prepare and some landlords are worried the modern cuisine will put customers off.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPub-goers in Norfolk have been content with munching pickled eggs for years, but food writers have observed some forward-thinking establishments have been dishing up oxtail soup to the more adventurous.\r\n\r\nNow the ploughman\'s lunch is set to revolutionise the Norfolk pub food scene - so long as punters are willing to accept it.\r\n\r\nA ploughman\'s takes all the skill of a Norfolk kitchen hand to prepare and many will need retraining.\r\n\r\nIt is made of two slices of bread, a bit of stale cheddar cheese, some random wilted greenery (including cucumber if it\'s in season) and, if selected from the a la carte menu, a pickle.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, chairman of the Norfolk Licensed Victuallers Association, said: "We like to consider ourselves as pioneers in the hospitality business.\r\n\r\n"And I\'m delighted Norfolk is first with this new pub food delicacy. It\'s fine dining at its best.\r\n\r\n"Just you see - pubs up and down the country will be scrabbling to catch up with us now."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the meal was called ploughman\'s lunch after one Norfolk landlord stole a packed lunch from a passing farm hand. He was so impressed with the contents that he decided to replicate it in his kitchen.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'You won\'t believe this new Norfolk pub meal called a ploughman\'s lunch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7575-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-26 08:56:44', '2017-09-26 08:56:44', '', 7575, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7575-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7580, 1, '2017-09-26 08:59:42', '2017-09-26 08:59:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Ploughmans-lunch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Ploughmans-lunch.jpg" alt="ploughmans lunch" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7576" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk pubs have discovered a newfangled culinary delicacy called a ploughman\'s lunch.\r\n\r\nThey hope the futuristic food will transform profits by enticing locals to eat in their pubs rather than just drinking ale.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe gourmet meal is considered super difficult to prepare and some landlords are worried the modern cuisine will put customers off.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPub-goers in Norfolk have been content with munching pickled eggs for years, but food writers have observed some forward-thinking establishments have been dishing up oxtail soup to the more adventurous.\r\n\r\nNow the ploughman\'s lunch is set to revolutionise the Norfolk pub food scene - so long as punters are willing to accept it.\r\n\r\nA ploughman\'s takes all the skill of a Norfolk kitchen hand to prepare and many will need retraining.\r\n\r\nIt is made of two slices of bread, a bit of stale cheddar cheese, some random wilted greenery (including cucumber if it\'s in season) and, if selected from the a la carte menu, a pickle.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, chairman of the Norfolk Licensed Victuallers Association, said: "We like to consider ourselves as pioneers in the hospitality business.\r\n\r\n"And I\'m delighted Norfolk is first with this new pub food delicacy. It\'s fine dining at its best.\r\n\r\n"Just you see - pubs up and down the country will be scrabbling to catch up with us now."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the meal was called ploughman\'s lunch after one Norfolk landlord stole a packed lunch from a passing farm hand. He was so impressed with the contents that he decided to replicate it in his kitchen.\r\n\r\nPub-goer Vicky Grainger said: "I can\'t see it catching on."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'You won\'t believe this new Norfolk pub meal called a ploughman\'s lunch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7575-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-26 08:59:42', '2017-09-26 08:59:42', '', 7575, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7575-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7585, 1, '2017-09-27 15:06:51', '2017-09-27 15:06:51', 'Suffolk gran eats her way to sprouts world record', 'gladys sprout', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'gladys-sprout', '', '', '2017-09-27 15:07:38', '2017-09-27 15:07:38', '', 2075, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gladys-sprout.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7586, 1, '2017-09-27 15:09:38', '2017-09-27 15:09:38', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gladys-sprout-e1506524824646.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gladys-sprout-e1506524824646.jpg" alt="sprouts world record" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7585" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk grandmother has entered the Guinness Book of Records for eating the highest number of sprouts in one hour.</strong>\r\n\r\nGladys Barraclough, 76, went through every child\'s nightmare by munching through 2,437 of the green vegetables at an eye-watering rate of 40 every MINUTE.\r\n\r\nShe hopes her achievement might prompt curious children to try sprouts during their Christmas dinners this year - instead of hiding them under a potato.\r\n\r\nBut Gladys, of Knodishall near Leiston, admits her fascination with sprouts has an unfortunate side effect. "My husband Dennis gets annoyed because we have to open all the windows for a day. I love my sprouts but when you eat them you can get a little windy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"When I completed by world record attempt, I was probably also close to smashing the breaking wind world record as well!"\r\n\r\nGladys, who used to work on a farm that grew sprouts, first realised she had a talent for eating large amounts when she was a teenager.\r\n\r\n"I could get through whole bowlfulls. As I got older, I would cover my plate in them during Sunday lunch, and then I decided to set the world record, which previously stood at 1,956 sprouts eaten in an hour by a gentleman in Belgium.\r\n\r\n"The man from Guinness World Records was present in Knodishall Village Hall to witness my challenge, and I now have a lovely certificate to prove it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nGladys says she is now determined to break the record again in time for next Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I want to eat 3,000 sprouts in one hour," she said.\r\n\r\nHubby Dennis admitted he was fed up with the smell, but joked: "At least we do not need a stair lift for Gladys - she just passes wind at the bottom of the stairs and is propelled up like a rocket."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk gran munches to sprouts world record', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2075-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-27 15:09:38', '2017-09-27 15:09:38', '', 2075, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2075-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7588, 1, '2017-09-28 07:58:37', '2017-09-28 07:58:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hugh-hefner-e1506584480989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hugh-hefner-e1506584480989.jpg" alt="Hugh Hefner funeral" width="600" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7589" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Playboy founder Hugh Hefner\'s funeral will feature well-thumbed order of service sheets that stick together, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe soft porn mogul died aged 91 at the Los Angeles Playboy mansion he shared with his voluptuous 31-year-old wife, Crystal.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMillions of men worldwide used his trailblazing Playboy magazine to "entertain themselves" in the days before internet porn was just a click away.\r\n\r\nHis dying wish was that his order of service will have a novel feature.\r\n\r\nA business associate explained: "We couldn\'t very well include photos of bare-breasted lovelies in Hugh\'s order of service. Not in the House of God.\r\n\r\n"So to make the funeral as realistic as possible, Hugh requested that specialist printers in Suffolk, UK make the order of service pages stick together.\r\n\r\n"This was Hugh\'s cheeky wish, and it should bring back many happy memories for those who loved his work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHefner began publishing Playboy from his kitchen in 1953. It fast became the largest-selling men\'s magazine in the world.\r\n\r\nMillions of copies a month flew of the top shelf at the peak of its popularity.\r\n\r\nThe magazine made him a millionaire and he went on to forge an empire that included casinos and nightclubs.\r\n\r\nHe was famous for his hedonistic behaviour, dating and marrying Playboy models, throwing decadent parties at the luxurious Playboy mansion.\r\n\r\nHe claimed to have slept with more than 1,000 women, and credited the impotence drug Viagra with maintaining his libido.\r\n\r\nFamily friend Jim Ben said: "I can\'t wait for the funeral - it will bring back many happy memories to see the sticky order of service pages."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Hugh Hefner\'s funeral order of service sheets to stick together', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'hugh-hefner-funeral', '', '', '2017-09-28 08:02:46', '2017-09-28 08:02:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7588', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7589, 1, '2017-09-28 07:40:24', '2017-09-28 07:40:24', 'The funeral sheets for Playboy founder Hugh Hefner will stick together', 'hugh hefner', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'hugh-hefner', '', '', '2017-09-28 07:41:08', '2017-09-28 07:41:08', '', 7588, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hugh-hefner.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7590, 1, '2017-09-28 07:58:37', '2017-09-28 07:58:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hugh-hefner-e1506584480989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hugh-hefner-e1506584480989.jpg" alt="Hugh Hefner funeral" width="600" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7589" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Playboy founder Hugh Hefner\'s funeral will feature well-thumbed order of service sheets that stick together, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe soft porn mogul died aged 91 at the Los Angeles Playboy mansion he shared with his voluptuous 31-year-old wife, Crystal.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMillions of men worldwide used his trailblazing Playboy magazine to "entertain themselves" in the days before internet porn was just a click away.\r\n\r\nAs a special tribute to his soft porn empire, his funeral service will have a novel feature.\r\n\r\nA business associate explained: "We couldn\'t very well include photos of bare-breasted lovelies in Hugh\'s order of service. Not in the House of God.\r\n\r\n"So to make the funeral as realistic as possible, we have asked the specialist printers in Suffolk, UK to make the order of service pages stick together.\r\n\r\n"This was Hugh\'s wish, and it should bring back many happy memories for those who loved his work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHefner began publishing Playboy from his kitchen in 1953. It fast became the largest-selling men\'s magazine in the world.\r\n\r\nMillions of copies a month flew of the top shelf at the peak of its popularity.\r\n\r\nThe magazine made him a millionaire and he went on to forge an empire that included casinos and nightclubs.\r\n\r\nHe was famous for his hedonistic behaviour, dating and marrying Playboy models, throwing decadent parties at the luxurious Playboy mansion.\r\n\r\nHe claimed to have slept with more than 1,000 women, and credited the impotence drug Viagra with maintaining his libido.\r\n\r\nFamily friend Jim Ben said: "I can\'t wait for the funeral - it will bring back many happy memories to see the sticky order of service pages."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Hugh Hefner\'s funeral order of service sheets to stick together', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7588-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-28 07:58:37', '2017-09-28 07:58:37', '', 7588, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7588-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7591, 1, '2017-09-28 08:02:24', '2017-09-28 08:02:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hugh-hefner-e1506584480989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hugh-hefner-e1506584480989.jpg" alt="Hugh Hefner funeral" width="600" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7589" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Playboy founder Hugh Hefner\'s funeral will feature well-thumbed order of service sheets that stick together, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe soft porn mogul died aged 91 at the Los Angeles Playboy mansion he shared with his voluptuous 31-year-old wife, Crystal.\n\n\n\nMillions of men worldwide used his trailblazing Playboy magazine to "entertain themselves" in the days before internet porn was just a click away.\n\nHis dying wish was that his order of service will have a novel feature.\n\nA business associate explained: "We couldn\'t very well include photos of bare-breasted lovelies in Hugh\'s order of service. Not in the House of God.\n\n"So to make the funeral as realistic as possible, Hugh rethat specialist printers in Suffolk, UK make the order of service pages stick together.\n\n"This was Hugh\'s wish, and it should bring back many happy memories for those who loved his work."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHefner began publishing Playboy from his kitchen in 1953. It fast became the largest-selling men\'s magazine in the world.\n\nMillions of copies a month flew of the top shelf at the peak of its popularity.\n\nThe magazine made him a millionaire and he went on to forge an empire that included casinos and nightclubs.\n\nHe was famous for his hedonistic behaviour, dating and marrying Playboy models, throwing decadent parties at the luxurious Playboy mansion.\n\nHe claimed to have slept with more than 1,000 women, and credited the impotence drug Viagra with maintaining his libido.\n\nFamily friend Jim Ben said: "I can\'t wait for the funeral - it will bring back many happy memories to see the sticky order of service pages."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Hugh Hefner\'s funeral order of service sheets to stick together', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7588-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-28 08:02:24', '2017-09-28 08:02:24', '', 7588, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7588-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7592, 1, '2017-09-28 08:02:46', '2017-09-28 08:02:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hugh-hefner-e1506584480989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hugh-hefner-e1506584480989.jpg" alt="Hugh Hefner funeral" width="600" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7589" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Playboy founder Hugh Hefner\'s funeral will feature well-thumbed order of service sheets that stick together, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe soft porn mogul died aged 91 at the Los Angeles Playboy mansion he shared with his voluptuous 31-year-old wife, Crystal.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMillions of men worldwide used his trailblazing Playboy magazine to "entertain themselves" in the days before internet porn was just a click away.\r\n\r\nHis dying wish was that his order of service will have a novel feature.\r\n\r\nA business associate explained: "We couldn\'t very well include photos of bare-breasted lovelies in Hugh\'s order of service. Not in the House of God.\r\n\r\n"So to make the funeral as realistic as possible, Hugh requested that specialist printers in Suffolk, UK make the order of service pages stick together.\r\n\r\n"This was Hugh\'s cheeky wish, and it should bring back many happy memories for those who loved his work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHefner began publishing Playboy from his kitchen in 1953. It fast became the largest-selling men\'s magazine in the world.\r\n\r\nMillions of copies a month flew of the top shelf at the peak of its popularity.\r\n\r\nThe magazine made him a millionaire and he went on to forge an empire that included casinos and nightclubs.\r\n\r\nHe was famous for his hedonistic behaviour, dating and marrying Playboy models, throwing decadent parties at the luxurious Playboy mansion.\r\n\r\nHe claimed to have slept with more than 1,000 women, and credited the impotence drug Viagra with maintaining his libido.\r\n\r\nFamily friend Jim Ben said: "I can\'t wait for the funeral - it will bring back many happy memories to see the sticky order of service pages."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Hugh Hefner\'s funeral order of service sheets to stick together', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7588-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-28 08:02:46', '2017-09-28 08:02:46', '', 7588, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7588-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7593, 1, '2017-09-29 10:44:48', '2017-09-29 10:44:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/woman-driver-norfolk-e1506681106943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/woman-driver-norfolk-e1506681106943.jpg" alt="Woman driver" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7594" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk is taking a giant leap out of the Dark Ages by announcing it will allow women to drive for the first time.</strong>\r\n\r\nFemales have been banned from driving down the county lanes and tracks because it was thought to cause promiscuity and family break ups.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut now Norfolk elders have conceded it is unlikely anything can split local brothers from their sisters, and so women can get behind the wheel after all.\r\n\r\nHowever, they will initially only be allowed to drive tractors so that they can at least be seen to be working rather than having a jolly good time.\r\n\r\nWoman Darlene Spuckler, 23, from Downham Market (<em>pictured above</em>) said she was delighted to get the chance to driver a tractor.\r\n\r\n"This is liberating stuff," she said. "I\'ve watched my brother and our five sons working the field on the tractor and longed for the same freedom."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCampaigners led by turnip mogul Ned Spuckler, 46, from Norwich, have been calling for a change in the law for years.\r\n\r\n"It seems it took a change of heart in Saudi Arabia, which this week announced it would let woman drive, for our authorities to relent as well.\r\n\r\n"But whatever the reason, it means Norfolk is fast catching up with he rest of Britain."\r\n\r\nNorfolk elder Billy Bob Spuckler, 87, confirmed: "We are allowing women to drive tractors only for now.\r\n\r\n"If they get that hang of it, and it does not cause the break-up of our close Norfolk families, then this may be extended to other vehicles.\r\n\r\n"Like horses and carts."\r\n\r\nIt later emerged that woman in Norfolk were <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-women-vote/">getting the vote for the first time</a>. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Norfolk allows women drivers for the first time', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'women-drivers', '', '', '2018-02-06 14:56:06', '2018-02-06 14:56:06', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7593', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7595, 1, '2017-09-29 10:44:48', '2017-09-29 10:44:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/woman-driver-norfolk-e1506681106943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/woman-driver-norfolk-e1506681106943.jpg" alt="Woman driver" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7594" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk is taking a giant leap out of the Dark Ages by announcing it will allow women to drive for the first time.</strong>\r\n\r\nFemales have been banned from driving down the county lanes and tracks because it was thought to cause promiscuity and family break ups.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut now Norfolk elders have conceded it is unlikely anything can split local brothers from their sisters, and so women can get behind the wheel after all.\r\n\r\nHowever, they will initially only be allowed to drive tractors so that they can at least be seen to be working rather than having a jolly good time.\r\n\r\nWoman Darlene Spuckler, 23, from Downham Market (<em>pictured above</em>) said she was delighted to get the chance to driver a tractor.\r\n\r\n"This is liberating stuff," she said. "I\'ve watched my brother and our five sons working the field on the tractor and longed for the same freedom."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCampaigners led by turnip mogul Ned Spuckler, 46, from Norwich, have been calling for a change in the law for years.\r\n\r\n"It seems it took a change of heart in Saudi Arabia, which this week announced it would let woman drive, for our authorities to relent as well.\r\n\r\n"But whatever the reason, it means Norfolk is fast catching up with he rest of Britain."\r\n\r\nNorfolk elder Billy Bob Spuckler, 87, confirmed: "We are allowing women to drive tractors only for now.\r\n\r\n"If they get that hang of it, and it does not cause the break-up of our close Norfolk families, then this may be extended to other vehicles.\r\n\r\n"Like horses and carts." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Norfolk allows women drivers for the first time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7593-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-29 10:44:48', '2017-09-29 10:44:48', '', 7593, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7593-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7599, 1, '2017-10-02 12:44:35', '2017-10-02 12:44:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia insists it will run a "normal service" during this week\'s strikes - offering passengers the usual selection of delays and train faults.</strong>\r\n\r\nRail bosses are keen to point at that despite the train conductors walking out on Tuesday and Thursday, customers can still expect the same crap service.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Just because there is a strike does not mean we have to offer any less of a service than usual.\r\n\r\n"We plan to offer a full service of delays, cancellations, and a great experience on our ancient rolling stock - at least the parts of it that still work."\r\n\r\nBut travel-weary Greater Anglia passengers expect there to be even more problems than usual.\r\n\r\nThey say it is possible the train company will even exceed this <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/train-delays-annoucement/">greatest ever train delays announcement</a>, which was published recently by the Suffolk Gazette to critical acclaim.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOne commuter, who travels from Ipswich to London every week day, said: "We are sorry the train conductors feel it necessary to go on strike.\r\n\r\n"But for once we agree completely with Greater Anglia - the service will be the same as normal. Sh*t."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia conductors are planning two days of industrial action because of plans to allow drivers to operate train doors.\r\n\r\nThe National Union of Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers said it would have safety implications and lead to job losses.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Greater Anglia promises usual service of delays and cancellations', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'train-strike', '', '', '2017-10-02 12:47:11', '2017-10-02 12:47:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7599', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7600, 1, '2017-10-02 12:44:35', '2017-10-02 12:44:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia insists it will run a "normal service" during this week\'s strikes - offering passengers the usual selection of delays and train faults.</strong>\r\n\r\nRail bosses are keen to point at that despite the train conductors walking out on Tuesday and Thursday, customers can still expect the same crap service.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Just because there is a strike does not mean we have to offer any less of a service than usual.\r\n\r\n"We plan to offer a full service of delays, cancellations, and a great experience on our ancient rolling stock - at least the parts of it that still work."\r\n\r\nBut travel-weary Greater Anglia passengers expect there to be even more problems than usual.\r\n\r\nThey say it is possible the train company will even exceed this <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/train-delays-annoucement/">greatest ever train delays announcement</a>, which was published recently by the Suffolk Gazette to critical acclaim.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOne commuter, who travels from Ipswich to London every week day, said: "We are sorry the train conductors feel it necessary to go on strike.\r\n\r\n"But for once we agree completely with Greater Anglia - the service will be the same as normal. Sh*t."\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia conductors are planning two days of industrial action because of plans to allow drivers to operate train doors.\r\n\r\nThe National Union of Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers said it would have safety implications and lead to job losses.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Greater Anglia promises usual service of delays and cancellations', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7599-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-02 12:44:35', '2017-10-02 12:44:35', '', 7599, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7599-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7601, 1, '2017-10-03 10:37:43', '2017-10-03 10:37:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/woman-hair-product-horror.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/woman-hair-product-horror.jpg" alt="insulation foam" width="865" height="452" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7602" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk woman is recovering after accidentally applying building insulation foam to her hair instead of shampoo, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt thought she would give her husband a treat by washing her hair for the first time in ten months.\r\n\r\n  \r\n\r\nBut the short-sighted grandmother mistook the plastic bottle in a cupboard for shampoo, and the industrial material set hard within seconds.\r\n\r\nMrs Spratt, 73, was rushed to Ipswich Hospital where her husband Derek took the photograph (<em>above</em>) and shared it on his local farmers\' forum.\r\n\r\nA family friend said: "Edna was terribly upset but Derek saw the funny side and uploaded the photo, which then started being shared around social media.\r\n\r\n"Now we can confirm poor Edna was the woman sitting in the hospital waiting room with insulation foam stuck all over her head."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Spratt, who left Norfolk to live in Cavenham near Mildenhall three years ago, had to have most of her hair cut off as doctors applied special creams to soften and remove the foam.\r\n\r\nShe has since made a full recovery and her hair is growing back normally.\r\n\r\nBut she did not wish to talk about her unfortunate mistake when she received a visit from a Suffolk Gazette reporter today.\r\n\r\nDerek told us at the door: "We appreciate why you might want to speak with Edna, but she just wants to forget about the whole embarrassing ordeal."\r\n\r\nBuilding insulation foam is normally used for thermal insulation in cavity walls, and medics advise you do not apply it to your hair.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman treated after mistaking insulation foam for shampoo', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'insulation-foam', '', '', '2017-10-03 10:37:43', '2017-10-03 10:37:43', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7601', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7602, 1, '2017-10-03 10:29:44', '2017-10-03 10:29:44', 'A Suffolk woman has recovered after accidentally mixing up building insulation foam for shampoo', 'woman insulation foam in hair', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'woman-hair-product-horror', '', '', '2017-10-03 10:30:29', '2017-10-03 10:30:29', '', 7601, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/woman-hair-product-horror.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7603, 1, '2017-10-03 10:37:43', '2017-10-03 10:37:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/woman-hair-product-horror.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/woman-hair-product-horror.jpg" alt="insulation foam" width="865" height="452" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7602" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk woman is recovering after accidentally applying building insulation foam to her hair instead of shampoo, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt thought she would give her husband a treat by washing her hair for the first time in ten months.\r\n\r\n  \r\n\r\nBut the short-sighted grandmother mistook the plastic bottle in a cupboard for shampoo, and the industrial material set hard within seconds.\r\n\r\nMrs Spratt, 73, was rushed to Ipswich Hospital where her husband Derek took the photograph (<em>above</em>) and shared it on his local farmers\' forum.\r\n\r\nA family friend said: "Edna was terribly upset but Derek saw the funny side and uploaded the photo, which then started being shared around social media.\r\n\r\n"Now we can confirm poor Edna was the woman sitting in the hospital waiting room with insulation foam stuck all over her head."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Spratt, who left Norfolk to live in Cavenham near Mildenhall three years ago, had to have most of her hair cut off as doctors applied special creams to soften and remove the foam.\r\n\r\nShe has since made a full recovery and her hair is growing back normally.\r\n\r\nBut she did not wish to talk about her unfortunate mistake when she received a visit from a Suffolk Gazette reporter today.\r\n\r\nDerek told us at the door: "We appreciate why you might want to speak with Edna, but she just wants to forget about the whole embarrassing ordeal."\r\n\r\nBuilding insulation foam is normally used for thermal insulation in cavity walls, and medics advise you do not apply it to your hair.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman treated after mistaking insulation foam for shampoo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7601-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-03 10:37:43', '2017-10-03 10:37:43', '', 7601, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7601-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7604, 1, '2017-10-03 10:51:59', '2017-10-03 10:51:59', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk woman has accused TV bosses of ageism after they refused to commission her idea for a new home-based cookery programme.</b>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Dereham, wanted TV crews to visit her hovel so she could reveal her Norfolk cooking secrets to the world.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1679"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Filth: Edna Spratt in her Dereham hovel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut bosses at the BBC, ITV, C4 and 5, Sky and even Amazon took one look at Edna, and the disgusting state of her kitchen, which has no electricity or running water, and threw her out of their offices.\r\n\r\nDevastated Edna, who lives with her brother and their 14 children, said: "I am jolly upset. Ever since I was a little girl I have wanted to be on TV.\r\n\r\n"And because I love Delia Smith and am such a great cook myself, I thought I could easily rival Nigella Lawson. I mean, what\'s she got that I haven\'t?\r\n\r\n"I could have wowed viewers with my stuffed turnip done three ways, with a tempting turnip jus. And my turnip pavlova is to die for."\r\n\r\nEdna said she was now consulting her lawyers. "The television people clearly turned me away because they felt I was too old to be on TV," she said. "Ageism in the TV industry is rife and needs to be stopped - and I plan to make an example of them."\r\n\r\nNeighbour Bubba Spuckler was also disappointed. "Edna does an awfully good turnip turnover. It\'s a terrible shame," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk chef accuses TV bosses of ageism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2252-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-03 10:51:59', '2017-10-03 10:51:59', '', 2252, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2252-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7605, 1, '2017-10-04 09:35:18', '2017-10-04 09:35:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sonic-boom-e1507109426651.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sonic-boom-e1507109426651.jpg" alt="Sonic boom in Suffolk" width="600" height="388" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7606" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nTwo RAF pilots have been ordered to attend a police speed awareness course after their jets caused a sonic boom over Suffolk today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe unnamed servicemen must fork out £90 each to attend the four-hour classroom exercise - or go to court and get three points on their license.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nResidents all over Suffolk heard a massive BOOM this morning when two RAF Typhoons went at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">supersonic speed</a> to intercept a Ryanair flight, which had been the subject of a security hoax.\r\n\r\nThis means they broke the speed of sound and went over 750mph - well above the recommended speed limit.\r\n\r\nThe two jets then escorted the Luton-bound passenger aircraft into Stansted Airport where it was given the all clear.\r\n\r\nBut no sooner had the pilots landed back at RAF Coningsby in Lincolnshire than they received a letter from Norfolk and Suffolk Constabulary informing them of their speeding offence.\r\n\r\nAn RAF insider fumed: "Those bloody police speed cameras are a nightmare. The letter informs the pilots they were above the speed limit according to the annoying series of average speed cameras on the A12.\r\n\r\n"As such they have to go on a speed awareness course and sit on the naughty step alongside all the other people who got caught going slightly over the speed limit.\r\n\r\n"They were only doing their job, defending the country from potential attack!"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there had been sonic booms over the county caused by the speeding jets but declined to discuss the speeding tickets.\r\n\r\nThe RAF has said it would consider appealing against the speed awareness course letter.\r\n\r\nObservers were astonished the hoax involved a Ryanair flight from Lithuania in the first place.\r\n\r\nOne said: "It\'s frankly an unbelievable story - everyone knows Ryanair flights are currently rarer than hen\'s teeth."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sonic boom RAF pilots ordered on speed awareness course', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sonic-boom', '', '', '2018-01-30 09:40:50', '2018-01-30 09:40:50', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7605', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7606, 1, '2017-10-04 09:29:38', '2017-10-04 09:29:38', 'RAF pilots ordered on speed awareness course after causing Suffolk sonic boom', 'sonic boom', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sonic-boom-2', '', '', '2017-10-04 09:30:10', '2017-10-04 09:30:10', '', 7605, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sonic-boom.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7607, 1, '2017-10-04 09:35:18', '2017-10-04 09:35:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sonic-boom-e1507109426651.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sonic-boom-e1507109426651.jpg" alt="Sonic boom in Suffolk" width="600" height="388" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7606" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nTwo RAF pilots have been ordered to attend a police speed awareness course after their jets caused a sonic boom over Suffolk today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe unnamed servicemen must fork out £90 to attend the four-hour classroom exercise - or go to court and get three points on their license.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nResidents all over Suffolk heard a massive BOOM this morning when two RAF Typhoons went at supersonic speed to intercept a Ryanair flight, which had been the subject of a security hoax.\r\n\r\nThis means they broke the speed of sound and went over 750mph - well above the recommended speed limit.\r\n\r\nThe two jets then escorted the Luton-bound passenger aircraft into Stansted Airport where it was given the all clear.\r\n\r\nBut no sooner had the pilots landed back at RAF Coningsby in Lincolnshire than they received a letter from Norfolk and Suffolk Constabulary informing them of their speeding offence.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn RAF insider fumed: "Those bloody police speed cameras are a nightmare. The letter informs the pilots they were above the speed limit according to the annoying series of average speed cameras on the A12.\r\n\r\n"As such they have to go on a speed awareness course and sit on the naughty step alongside all the other people who got caught going slightly over the speed limit.\r\n\r\n"They were only doing their job, defending the country from potential attack!"\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there had been sonic booms over the county caused by the speeding jets but declined to discuss the speeding ticket.\r\n\r\nThe RAF has said it will consider appealing against the speed awareness course letter.\r\n\r\nObservers were astonished the hoax involved a Ryanair flight from Lithuania in the first place.\r\n\r\nOne said: "It\'s frankly an unbelievable story - everyone knows Ryanair flights are currently rarer than hen\'s teeth."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sonic boom RAF pilots ordered on speed awareness course', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7605-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-04 09:35:18', '2017-10-04 09:35:18', '', 7605, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7605-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7608, 1, '2017-10-04 09:49:27', '2017-10-04 09:49:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sonic-boom-e1507109426651.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sonic-boom-e1507109426651.jpg" alt="Sonic boom in Suffolk" width="600" height="388" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7606" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nTwo RAF pilots have been ordered to attend a police speed awareness course after their jets caused a sonic boom over Suffolk today.</strong>\n\nThe unnamed servicemen must fork out £90 each to attend the four-hour classroom exercise - or go to court and get three points on their license.\n\n\n\nResidents all over Suffolk heard a massive BOOM this morning when two RAF Typhoons went at supersonic speed to intercept a Ryanair flight, which had been the subject of a security hoax.\n\nThis means they broke the speed of sound and went over 750mph - well above the recommended speed limit.\n\nThe two jets then escorted the Luton-bound passenger aircraft into Stansted Airport where it was given the all clear.\n\nBut no sooner had the pilots landed back at RAF Coningsby in Lincolnshire than they received a letter from Norfolk and Suffolk Constabulary informing them of their speeding offence.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAn RAF insider fumed: "Those bloody police speed cameras are a nightmare. The letter informs the pilots they were above the speed limit according to the annoying series of average speed cameras on the A12.\n\n"As such they have to go on a speed awareness course and sit on the naughty step alongside all the other people who got caught going slightly over the speed limit.\n\n"They were only doing their job, defending the country from potential attack!"\n\nSuffolk Police confirmed there had been sonic booms over the county caused by the speeding jets but declined to discuss the speeding tickets.\n\nThe RAF has said it will consider appealing against the speed awareness course letter.\n\nObservers were astonished the hoax involved a Ryanair flight from Lithuania in the first place.\n\nOne said: "It\'s frankly an unbelievable story - everyone knows Ryanair flights are currently rarer than hen\'s teeth."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sonic boom RAF pilots ordered on speed awareness course', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7605-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-04 09:49:27', '2017-10-04 09:49:27', '', 7605, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7605-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7609, 1, '2017-10-04 09:49:56', '2017-10-04 09:49:56', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sonic-boom-e1507109426651.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sonic-boom-e1507109426651.jpg" alt="Sonic boom in Suffolk" width="600" height="388" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7606" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nTwo RAF pilots have been ordered to attend a police speed awareness course after their jets caused a sonic boom over Suffolk today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe unnamed servicemen must fork out £90 each to attend the four-hour classroom exercise - or go to court and get three points on their license.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nResidents all over Suffolk heard a massive BOOM this morning when two RAF Typhoons went at supersonic speed to intercept a Ryanair flight, which had been the subject of a security hoax.\r\n\r\nThis means they broke the speed of sound and went over 750mph - well above the recommended speed limit.\r\n\r\nThe two jets then escorted the Luton-bound passenger aircraft into Stansted Airport where it was given the all clear.\r\n\r\nBut no sooner had the pilots landed back at RAF Coningsby in Lincolnshire than they received a letter from Norfolk and Suffolk Constabulary informing them of their speeding offence.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn RAF insider fumed: "Those bloody police speed cameras are a nightmare. The letter informs the pilots they were above the speed limit according to the annoying series of average speed cameras on the A12.\r\n\r\n"As such they have to go on a speed awareness course and sit on the naughty step alongside all the other people who got caught going slightly over the speed limit.\r\n\r\n"They were only doing their job, defending the country from potential attack!"\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there had been sonic booms over the county caused by the speeding jets but declined to discuss the speeding tickets.\r\n\r\nThe RAF has said it would consider appealing against the speed awareness course letter.\r\n\r\nObservers were astonished the hoax involved a Ryanair flight from Lithuania in the first place.\r\n\r\nOne said: "It\'s frankly an unbelievable story - everyone knows Ryanair flights are currently rarer than hen\'s teeth."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sonic boom RAF pilots ordered on speed awareness course', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7605-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-04 09:49:56', '2017-10-04 09:49:56', '', 7605, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7605-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7610, 1, '2017-10-04 10:32:50', '2017-10-04 10:32:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sonic-boom-e1507109426651.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sonic-boom-e1507109426651.jpg" alt="Sonic boom in Suffolk" width="600" height="388" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7606" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nTwo RAF pilots have been ordered to attend a police speed awareness course after their jets caused a sonic boom over Suffolk today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe unnamed servicemen must fork out £90 each to attend the four-hour classroom exercise - or go to court and get three points on their license.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nResidents all over Suffolk heard a massive BOOM this morning when two RAF Typhoons went at supersonic speed to intercept a Ryanair flight, which had been the subject of a security hoax.\r\n\r\nThis means they broke the speed of sound and went over 750mph - well above the recommended speed limit.\r\n\r\nThe two jets then escorted the Luton-bound passenger aircraft into Stansted Airport where it was given the all clear.\r\n\r\nBut no sooner had the pilots landed back at RAF Coningsby in Lincolnshire than they received a letter from Norfolk and Suffolk Constabulary informing them of their speeding offence.\r\n\r\nAn RAF insider fumed: "Those bloody police speed cameras are a nightmare. The letter informs the pilots they were above the speed limit according to the annoying series of average speed cameras on the A12.\r\n\r\n"As such they have to go on a speed awareness course and sit on the naughty step alongside all the other people who got caught going slightly over the speed limit.\r\n\r\n"They were only doing their job, defending the country from potential attack!"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there had been sonic booms over the county caused by the speeding jets but declined to discuss the speeding tickets.\r\n\r\nThe RAF has said it would consider appealing against the speed awareness course letter.\r\n\r\nObservers were astonished the hoax involved a Ryanair flight from Lithuania in the first place.\r\n\r\nOne said: "It\'s frankly an unbelievable story - everyone knows Ryanair flights are currently rarer than hen\'s teeth."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sonic boom RAF pilots ordered on speed awareness course', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7605-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-04 10:32:50', '2017-10-04 10:32:50', '', 7605, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7605-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7611, 1, '2017-10-06 08:58:00', '2017-10-06 08:58:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/missionary-e1507280021762.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/missionary-e1507280021762.jpg" alt="Missionary missing in Norfolk" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7612" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice fear for the safety of a missionary who has gone missing after venturing into deepest Norfolk to preach the word of God.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Rev Evan Elpuss has not been seen since last Tuesday, when he crossed into the county from the Suffolk town of Beccles.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe had told worried relatives that it was his calling to introduce God to the lawless and backward tribes living across Norfolk.\r\n\r\nTraveling alone in the rural backwaters, especially for a man of the cloth, is extremely perilous.\r\n\r\nReports of vicars and priests being hung and even boiled alive in pots and eaten have been rife for years.\r\n\r\nNow police in Suffolk fear Rev Elpuss, who comes from Felixstowe, has become a cannibal\'s breakfast.\r\n\r\nA force spokesman said: "It\'s like the Middle Ages in parts of rural Norfolk, especially around Downham Market, and local tribes have not taken kindly to strange men turning up with a book trying to preach the word of God.\r\n\r\n"We have open files on five missionaries who have gone missing while working north of the border.\r\n\r\n"Bones found next to a large cauldron at a settlement near Dereham were found to be human. It\'s not difficult to work out what has happened to these poor people."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRev Elpuss, 29, has been working as a missionary for fives years. There was little God-fearing work to do in Suffolk, so he had to travel wider to seek those who needed support from above.\r\n\r\nParts of Essex and Cambridgeshire was hard enough, but he told his boss, The Rev Neil Cushion, that it was his ambition to create a flock in Norfolk and build the county\'s first church.\r\n\r\nHe left earlier this week with nothing more than his his trusty bible and a bicycle, and has not been seen since.\r\n\r\nA Church of England spokesman said: "Not since the days of avoiding cannibals and vicious tribes in South America, Australia and Africa has missionary work been so dangerous.\r\n\r\n"We would urge anyone with information about the whereabouts of the Rev Evan Elpuss to contact police immediately."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police fear missionary may have been eaten by Norfolk cannibals', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'missionary', '', '', '2017-10-06 09:05:01', '2017-10-06 09:05:01', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7611', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7613, 1, '2017-10-06 08:58:00', '2017-10-06 08:58:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/missionary-e1507280021762.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/missionary-e1507280021762.jpg" alt="Missionary missing in Norfolk" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7612" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice fear for the safety of a missionary who has gone missing after venturing into deepest Norfolk to preach the work of God.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Rev Evan Elpuss has not been seen since last Tuesday, when he crossed into the county from the Suffolk town of Beccles.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe had told worried relatives that it was his calling to introduce God to the lawless and backward tribes living across Norfolk.\r\n\r\nTraveling alone in the rural backwaters, especially for a man of the cloth, is extremely perilous.\r\n\r\nReports of vicars and priests being hung and even boiled alive in pots and eaten have been rife for years.\r\n\r\nNow police in Suffolk fear Rev Elpuss, who comes from Felixstowe, has become a cannibal\'s breakfast.\r\n\r\nA force spokesman said: "It\'s like the Middle Ages in parts of rural Norfolk, especially around Downham Market, and local tribes have not taken kindly to strange men turning up with a book trying to preach the work of God.\r\n\r\n"We have open files on five missionaries who have gone missing while working north of the border.\r\n\r\n"Bones found next to a large cauldron at a settlement near Dereham were also found to be human. It\'s not difficult to work out what has happened to these poor people."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRev Elpuss, 29, has been working as a missionary for fives years. There was little God-fearing work to do in Suffolk, so he had to travel wider to seek those who needed support from above.\r\n\r\nParts of Essex and Cambridgeshire was hard enough, but he told his boss, The Rev Neil Cushion, that it was his ambition to create a flock in Norfolk and build the county\'s first church.\r\n\r\nHe left earlier this week with his trusty bible and a bicycle, and has not been seen since.\r\n\r\nA Church of England spokesman said: "Not since the days of avoiding cannibals and vicious tribes in South America, Australia and Africa has missionary work been so dangerous.\r\n\r\n"We would urge anyone with information about the whereabouts of the Rev Evan Elpuss to contact police immediately."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police fear missionary may have been eaten by Norfolk cannibals', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7611-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-06 08:58:00', '2017-10-06 08:58:00', '', 7611, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7611-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7614, 1, '2017-10-06 09:02:04', '2017-10-06 09:02:04', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/missionary-e1507280021762.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/missionary-e1507280021762.jpg" alt="Missionary missing in Norfolk" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7612" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nPolice fear for the safety of a missionary who has gone missing after venturing into deepest Norfolk to preach the word of God.</strong>\n\nThe Rev Evan Elpuss has not been seen since last Tuesday, when he crossed into the county from the Suffolk town of Beccles.\n\n\n\nHe had told worried relatives that it was his calling to introduce God to the lawless and backward tribes living across Norfolk.\n\nTraveling alone in the rural backwaters, especially for a man of the cloth, is extremely perilous.\n\nReports of vicars and priests being hung and even boiled alive in pots and eaten have been rife for years.\n\nNow police in Suffolk fear Rev Elpuss, who comes from Felixstowe, has become a cannibal\'s breakfast.\n\nA force spokesman said: "It\'s like the Middle Ages in parts of rural Norfolk, especially around Downham Market, and local tribes have not taken kindly to strange men turning up with a book trying to preach the word of God.\n\n"We have open files on five missionaries who have gone missing while working north of the border.\n\n"Bones found next to a large cauldron at a settlement near Dereham were found to be human. It\'s not difficult to work out what has happened to these poor people."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nRev Elpuss, 29, has been working as a missionary for fives years. There was little God-fearing work to do in Suffolk, so he had to travel wider to seek those who needed support from above.\n\nParts of Essex and Cambridgeshire was hard enough, but he told his boss, The Rev Neil Cushion, that it was his ambition to create a flock in Norfolk and build the county\'s first church.\n\nHe left earlier this week with nothing more than his his trusty bible and a bicycle, and has not been seen since.\n\nA Church of England spokesman said: "Not since the days of avoiding cannibals and vicious tribes in South America, Australia and Africa has missionary work been so dangerous.\n\n"We would urge anyone with information about the whereabouts of the Rev Evan Elpuss to contact police immediately."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police fear missionary may have been eaten by Norfolk cannibals', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7611-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-06 09:02:04', '2017-10-06 09:02:04', '', 7611, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7611-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7615, 1, '2017-10-06 09:02:07', '2017-10-06 09:02:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/missionary-e1507280021762.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/missionary-e1507280021762.jpg" alt="Missionary missing in Norfolk" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7612" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice fear for the safety of a missionary who has gone missing after venturing into deepest Norfolk to preach the word of God.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Rev Evan Elpuss has not been seen since last Tuesday, when he crossed into the county from the Suffolk town of Beccles.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe had told worried relatives that it was his calling to introduce God to the lawless and backward tribes living across Norfolk.\r\n\r\nTraveling alone in the rural backwaters, especially for a man of the cloth, is extremely perilous.\r\n\r\nReports of vicars and priests being hung and even boiled alive in pots and eaten have been rife for years.\r\n\r\nNow police in Suffolk fear Rev Elpuss, who comes from Felixstowe, has become a cannibal\'s breakfast.\r\n\r\nA force spokesman said: "It\'s like the Middle Ages in parts of rural Norfolk, especially around Downham Market, and local tribes have not taken kindly to strange men turning up with a book trying to preach the word of God.\r\n\r\n"We have open files on five missionaries who have gone missing while working north of the border.\r\n\r\n"Bones found next to a large cauldron at a settlement near Dereham were found to be human. It\'s not difficult to work out what has happened to these poor people."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRev Elpuss, 29, has been working as a missionary for fives years. There was little God-fearing work to do in Suffolk, so he had to travel wider to seek those who needed support from above.\r\n\r\nParts of Essex and Cambridgeshire was hard enough, but he told his boss, The Rev Neil Cushion, that it was his ambition to create a flock in Norfolk and build the county\'s first church.\r\n\r\nHe left earlier this week with nothing more than his his trusty bible and a bicycle, and has not been seen since.\r\n\r\nA Church of England spokesman said: "Not since the days of avoiding cannibals and vicious tribes in South America, Australia and Africa has missionary work been so dangerous.\r\n\r\n"We would urge anyone with information about the whereabouts of the Rev Evan Elpuss to contact police immediately."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police fear missionary may have been eaten by Norfolk cannibals', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7611-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-06 09:02:07', '2017-10-06 09:02:07', '', 7611, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7611-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7616, 1, '2017-10-08 10:15:48', '2017-10-08 10:15:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theresa-may-common-cold.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theresa-may-common-cold.jpg" alt="Common cold" width="604" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7617" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A common cold has told how his life has been ruined after being outed by Prime Minister Theresa May.</strong>\r\n\r\nVirus Steve James said one minute he was flourishing happily within his victim - and the next all hell broke loose.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was minding my own business for a few days. No one really knew I was there apart from Mrs May and her husband, who didn\'t seem to have much to say at all.\r\n\r\n"Then things took an unexpected turn. The old girl started coughing and spluttering on a stage in front of hundreds of people - and this sorry episode was then shown around the world.\r\n\r\n"She blamed me for being irritating. Me? I was minding my own business, and then I\'m apparently causing the implosion of the Conservative Party.\r\n\r\n"Others went further and said the future of Brexit negotiations and the financial stability of the whole of Europe was at risk because of me.\r\n\r\n"I know nobody really likes us colds, but I think blaming me for everything is a bit vindictive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, Mr James, who is nearly two weeks old, said he now expected to go down in history for all the wrong reasons.\r\n\r\nHe said that at one point Mrs May coughed so loudly that the lettering on a wall behind her started falling off. \r\n\r\n"Most of us colds expect to be described as \'a bit of a bugger\' or a \'nasty old cold\'.\r\n\r\n"But to be portrayed as the biggest disaster in political history is embarrassing and just not fair.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve been the subject of horrendous abuse and trolling on social media. Something should be done about it."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Common cold says its life has been ruined by Theresa May', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'common-cold', '', '', '2017-10-08 10:21:43', '2017-10-08 10:21:43', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7616', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7617, 1, '2017-10-08 10:09:17', '2017-10-08 10:09:17', 'A common cold says it has been subjected to ridicule this week', 'theresa may common cold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'theresa-may-common-cold', '', '', '2017-10-08 10:09:42', '2017-10-08 10:09:42', '', 7616, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theresa-may-common-cold.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7618, 1, '2017-10-08 10:15:48', '2017-10-08 10:15:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theresa-may-common-cold.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theresa-may-common-cold.jpg" alt="Common cold" width="604" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7617" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A common cold has told how his life has been ruined after being outed by Prime Minister Theresa May.</strong>\r\n\r\nVirus Steve James said one minute he was flourishing happily within his victim - and the next all hell let loose.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was minding my own business for a few days. No one really knew I was there apart from Mrs May and her husband, who didn\'t seem to have much to say at all.\r\n\r\n"Then things took an unexpected turn. The old girl started coughing and spluttering on a stage in front of hundreds of people - and this sorry episode was then shown around the world.\r\n\r\n"She blamed me for being irritating. Me? I was minding my own business, and then I\'m apparently causing the implosion of the Conservative Party.\r\n\r\n"Others went further and said the future of Brexit negotiations and the financial stability of the whole of Europe was at risk because of me.\r\n\r\n"I know nobody really likes us colds, but I think blaming me for everything is a bit vindictive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, Mr James, who is nearly two weeks old, said he now expected to go down in history for all the wrong reasons.\r\n\r\n"Most of us colds expect to be described as \'a bit of a bugger\' or a \'nasty old cold\'.\r\n\r\n"But to be portrayed as the biggest disaster in political history is embarrassing and just not fair.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve been the subject of horrendous abuse and trolling on social media. Something should be done about it."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Common cold says its life has been ruined by Theresa May', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7616-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-08 10:15:48', '2017-10-08 10:15:48', '', 7616, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7616-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7619, 1, '2017-10-08 10:20:43', '2017-10-08 10:20:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theresa-may-common-cold.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theresa-may-common-cold.jpg" alt="Common cold" width="604" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7617" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A common cold has told how his life has been ruined after being outed by Prime Minister Theresa May.</strong>\r\n\r\nVirus Steve James said one minute he was flourishing happily within his victim - and the next all hell broke loose.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was minding my own business for a few days. No one really knew I was there apart from Mrs May and her husband, who didn\'t seem to have much to say at all.\r\n\r\n"Then things took an unexpected turn. The old girl started coughing and spluttering on a stage in front of hundreds of people - and this sorry episode was then shown around the world.\r\n\r\n"She blamed me for being irritating. Me? I was minding my own business, and then I\'m apparently causing the implosion of the Conservative Party.\r\n\r\n"Others went further and said the future of Brexit negotiations and the financial stability of the whole of Europe was at risk because of me.\r\n\r\n"I know nobody really likes us colds, but I think blaming me for everything is a bit vindictive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, Mr James, who is nearly two weeks old, said he now expected to go down in history for all the wrong reasons.\r\n\r\n"Most of us colds expect to be described as \'a bit of a bugger\' or a \'nasty old cold\'.\r\n\r\n"But to be portrayed as the biggest disaster in political history is embarrassing and just not fair.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve been the subject of horrendous abuse and trolling on social media. Something should be done about it."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Common cold says its life has been ruined by Theresa May', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7616-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-08 10:20:43', '2017-10-08 10:20:43', '', 7616, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7616-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7620, 1, '2017-10-08 10:21:43', '2017-10-08 10:21:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theresa-may-common-cold.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theresa-may-common-cold.jpg" alt="Common cold" width="604" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7617" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A common cold has told how his life has been ruined after being outed by Prime Minister Theresa May.</strong>\r\n\r\nVirus Steve James said one minute he was flourishing happily within his victim - and the next all hell broke loose.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was minding my own business for a few days. No one really knew I was there apart from Mrs May and her husband, who didn\'t seem to have much to say at all.\r\n\r\n"Then things took an unexpected turn. The old girl started coughing and spluttering on a stage in front of hundreds of people - and this sorry episode was then shown around the world.\r\n\r\n"She blamed me for being irritating. Me? I was minding my own business, and then I\'m apparently causing the implosion of the Conservative Party.\r\n\r\n"Others went further and said the future of Brexit negotiations and the financial stability of the whole of Europe was at risk because of me.\r\n\r\n"I know nobody really likes us colds, but I think blaming me for everything is a bit vindictive."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, Mr James, who is nearly two weeks old, said he now expected to go down in history for all the wrong reasons.\r\n\r\nHe said that at one point Mrs May coughed so loudly that the lettering on a wall behind her started falling off. \r\n\r\n"Most of us colds expect to be described as \'a bit of a bugger\' or a \'nasty old cold\'.\r\n\r\n"But to be portrayed as the biggest disaster in political history is embarrassing and just not fair.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve been the subject of horrendous abuse and trolling on social media. Something should be done about it."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Common cold says its life has been ruined by Theresa May', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7616-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-08 10:21:43', '2017-10-08 10:21:43', '', 7616, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7616-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7622, 1, '2017-10-08 16:10:45', '2017-10-08 16:10:45', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railway Correspondent\r\n\r\nA new £7 billion Tube line is being built to create a high-speed link between London and Ipswich in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe 70-mile line will run in direct competition to Greater Anglia mainline trains, which provide a questionable service to tens of thousands of commuters every day.\r\n\r\nTransport for London confirmed to the Suffolk Gazette that it will launch its first new route since the Jubilee Line opened in 1979.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo name has been set in stone, but we understand the line will be called the Anglian Line, and will be coloured beige on the famous Underground maps, which will now be extended greatly to the right-hand side.\r\n\r\nIt will run from Liverpool Street in the City and remain underground for most of the journey to Ipswich, stopping only at Chelmsford, Witham, Kelvedon, Colchester, and Manningtree before terminating at Suffolk\'s county town.\r\n\r\nOnly the short one-mile stretch to the east of Manningtree will run overground, to allow commuters a nice view of the River Stour.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/anglian-line.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/anglian-line-287x300.jpg" alt="anglian-line" width="287" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-536" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Anglian Line will be a huge and complex engineering project, and although officials would not be drawn on the exact cost, it is expected to run over £7 billion.\r\n\r\nLondoners will have to pay for much of the cost through local taxes, but Transport for London believes those living in the capital will enjoy the chance to travel to Ipswich, which will be classed as a new Zone 7 destination, and will cost just £8 each way.\r\n\r\nA TfL insider said: "Poor old Suffolk and Essex rail commuters have a terrible time of it with Greater Anglia, so the door is wide open for someone to come in and offer a better service.\r\n\r\n"The fact that we will be running underground means there are minimal planning and no environmental concerns, and now we have the finances in place we expect to start work in the summer."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe line will be connected to existing mainline stations via stairwells underground.\r\n\r\nEast Anglian commuters were excited by the news. Brian Tomkins, 44, who commutes daily from Ipswich, said: "This can\'t come soon enough. The current Greater Anglia service is terrible, and we face regular delays, unexpected cancellations, and issues with ancient rolling stock.\r\n\r\n"To get a sleek new underground service all the way to London is brilliant. It will be faster and cleaner... and best of all, Londoners will be footing most of the bill."\r\n\r\nMr Tomkins, who works in a City of London finance house, estimated the new Anglian Line will save him £5,000 a year, and get him to work 20 minutes quicker each day.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Mayor of London Boris Johnson\'s office confirmed Londoners will stump up most of the £7 billion bill for the new line. "While it will mainly benefit those living outside the capital, it will give Londoners a nice route out of the City towards the lovely East Anglian countryside."', 'New Tube line will connect Ipswich to London', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '523-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-08 16:10:45', '2017-10-08 16:10:45', '', 523, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/523-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7623, 1, '2017-10-08 18:14:09', '2017-10-08 18:14:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg" alt="Scotland World Cup" width="650" height="359" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7624" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Islamic State has claimed responsibility for Scotland\'s disastrous exit from the World Cup, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nA statement published by the group\'s Amaq propaganda agency said it was behind manager Gordon Strachan\'s dismal team selection and tactics.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nScotland needed to beat lowly Slovenia to make the play-offs - and be in with a shot of reaching the World Cup finals in Russia next summer.\r\n\r\nBut despite scoring first, the bottling Scots ended up drawing 2-2, meaning they will have to settle back and watch England bore everyone rigid instead.\r\n\r\nIS is quick to claim responsibility for disasters across the world, and tonight\'s football implosion was no different.\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSecurity experts said they doubted Isis was really behind Scotland\'s defeat, but the cruel statement was intended to be an integral part of its phsycological warfare against the west. \r\n\r\nScotland watched in growing horror as its team failed to rise to the occasion - the country has now failed to reach the World Cup finals since 1998.\r\n\r\nA Scottish FA insider said: "Anyone who supports Scotland really should not have expected anything different.\r\n\r\n"We only have ourselves to blame - Islamic State can bugger off."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, England were confirmed as Group F winners, winning 1-0 away at Lithuania to make it 26 points from a possible 30.\r\n\r\n"We have to cling on to our memories," a Scottish football fan said, "like Archie Gemmill\'s goal against Holland at he 1978 World Cup."\r\n\r\nFootball fans in Scotland will now be cheering on Ireland in the hope they can reach the World Cup instead.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Islamic State claims responsibility for Scotland World Cup exit', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'islamic-state-scotland', '', '', '2017-10-08 18:29:11', '2017-10-08 18:29:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7623', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7624, 1, '2017-10-08 18:12:24', '2017-10-08 18:12:24', 'Isis claims responsibility for Scotland\'s World Cup exit', 'scotland football', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'scotland-football', '', '', '2017-10-08 18:12:53', '2017-10-08 18:12:53', '', 7623, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7625, 1, '2017-10-08 18:14:09', '2017-10-08 18:14:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg" alt="Scotland World Cup" width="650" height="359" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7624" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Islamic State has claimed responsibility for Scotland\'s disastrous exit from the World Cup, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nIn a video from a secret location in Syria, an IS spokesman said it was behind manager Gordon Strachan\'s dismal team selection and tactics.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nScotland needed to beat lowly Slovenia to make the play-offs - and be in with a shot of reaching the World Cup finals in Russia next summer.\r\n\r\nBut despite scoring first, the bottling Scots ended up drawing 2-2, meaning they will have to settle back and watch England bore everyone rigid instead.\r\n\r\nIS is quick to claim responsibility for disasters across the world, and tonight\'s football implosion was no different.\r\n\r\n[Adsense-B]\r\n\r\nA Scottish FA insider said: "Anyone who supports Scotland really should not have expected anything different.\r\n\r\n"We only have ourselves to blame - Islamic State can bugger off."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, England were confirmed as Group F winners, winning 1-0 away at Lithuania to make it 26 points from a possible 30.\r\n\r\n"We have to cling on to our memories," a Scottish football fan said, "like Archie Gemmill\'s goal against Holland at he 1978 World Cup."\r\n\r\nFootball fans in Scotland will now be cheering on Ireland in the hope they can reach the World Cup.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Islamic State claims responsibility for Scotland World Cup exit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7623-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-08 18:14:09', '2017-10-08 18:14:09', '', 7623, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7626, 1, '2017-10-08 18:15:28', '2017-10-08 18:15:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg" alt="Scotland World Cup" width="650" height="359" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7624" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Islamic State has claimed responsibility for Scotland\'s disastrous exit from the World Cup, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nIn a video from a secret location in Syria, an IS spokesman said it was behind manager Gordon Strachan\'s dismal team selection and tactics.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nScotland needed to beat lowly Slovenia to make the play-offs - and be in with a shot of reaching the World Cup finals in Russia next summer.\r\n\r\nBut despite scoring first, the bottling Scots ended up drawing 2-2, meaning they will have to settle back and watch England bore everyone rigid instead.\r\n\r\nIS is quick to claim responsibility for disasters across the world, and tonight\'s football implosion was no different.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Scottish FA insider said: "Anyone who supports Scotland really should not have expected anything different.\r\n\r\n"We only have ourselves to blame - Islamic State can bugger off."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, England were confirmed as Group F winners, winning 1-0 away at Lithuania to make it 26 points from a possible 30.\r\n\r\n"We have to cling on to our memories," a Scottish football fan said, "like Archie Gemmill\'s goal against Holland at he 1978 World Cup."\r\n\r\nFootball fans in Scotland will now be cheering on Ireland in the hope they can reach the World Cup.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Islamic State claims responsibility for Scotland World Cup exit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7623-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-08 18:15:28', '2017-10-08 18:15:28', '', 7623, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7627, 1, '2017-10-08 18:28:46', '2017-10-08 18:28:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg" alt="Scotland World Cup" width="650" height="359" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7624" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The Islamic State has claimed responsibility for Scotland\'s disastrous exit from the World Cup, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nA statement published by the group\'s Amaq propaganda agency said it was behind manager Gordon Strachan\'s dismal team selection and tactics.\n\n\n\nScotland needed to beat lowly Slovenia to make the play-offs - and be in with a shot of reaching the World Cup finals in Russia next summer.\n\nBut despite scoring first, the bottling Scots ended up drawing 2-2, meaning they will have to settle back and watch England bore everyone rigid instead.\n\nIS is quick to claim responsibility for disasters across the world, and tonight\'s football implosion was no different.\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSecurity experts said they doubted Isis was really behind Scotland\'s defeat, but the cruel statement was intended to be an integral part of its phsycological warfare against the west. \n\nScotland watched in growing horror as its team failed to rise to the occasion - the country has now failed to reach the World Cup finals since 1998.\n\nA Scottish FA insider said: "Anyone who supports Scotland really should not have expected anything different.\n\n"We only have ourselves to blame - Islamic State can bugger off."\n\nMeanwhile, England were confirmed as Group F winners, winning 1-0 away at Lithuania to make it 26 points from a possible 30.\n\n"We have to cling on to our memories," a Scottish football fan said, "like Archie Gemmill\'s goal against Holland at he 1978 World Cup."\n\nFootball fans in Scotland will now be cheering on Ireland in the hope they can reach the World Cup instead.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Islamic State claims responsibility for Scotland World Cup exit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7623-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-08 18:28:46', '2017-10-08 18:28:46', '', 7623, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7623-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7628, 1, '2017-10-08 18:21:48', '2017-10-08 18:21:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg" alt="Scotland World Cup" width="650" height="359" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7624" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Islamic State has claimed responsibility for Scotland\'s disastrous exit from the World Cup, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nIn a video from a secret location in Syria, an IS spokesman said it was behind manager Gordon Strachan\'s dismal team selection and tactics.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nScotland needed to beat lowly Slovenia to make the play-offs - and be in with a shot of reaching the World Cup finals in Russia next summer.\r\n\r\nBut despite scoring first, the bottling Scots ended up drawing 2-2, meaning they will have to settle back and watch England bore everyone rigid instead.\r\n\r\nIS is quick to claim responsibility for disasters across the world, and tonight\'s football implosion was no different.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nScotland watched in growing horror as its team failed to rise to the occasion - the country has now failed to win reach the World Cup finals since 1998.\r\n\r\nA Scottish FA insider said: "Anyone who supports Scotland really should not have expected anything different.\r\n\r\n"We only have ourselves to blame - Islamic State can bugger off."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, England were confirmed as Group F winners, winning 1-0 away at Lithuania to make it 26 points from a possible 30.\r\n\r\n"We have to cling on to our memories," a Scottish football fan said, "like Archie Gemmill\'s goal against Holland at he 1978 World Cup."\r\n\r\nFootball fans in Scotland will now be cheering on Ireland in the hope they can reach the World Cup.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Islamic State claims responsibility for Scotland World Cup exit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7623-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-08 18:21:48', '2017-10-08 18:21:48', '', 7623, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7629, 1, '2017-10-08 18:27:11', '2017-10-08 18:27:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg" alt="Scotland World Cup" width="650" height="359" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7624" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Islamic State has claimed responsibility for Scotland\'s disastrous exit from the World Cup, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nA statement published by the group\'s Amaq propaganda agency said it was behind manager Gordon Strachan\'s dismal team selection and tactics.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nScotland needed to beat lowly Slovenia to make the play-offs - and be in with a shot of reaching the World Cup finals in Russia next summer.\r\n\r\nBut despite scoring first, the bottling Scots ended up drawing 2-2, meaning they will have to settle back and watch England bore everyone rigid instead.\r\n\r\nIS is quick to claim responsibility for disasters across the world, and tonight\'s football implosion was no different.\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSecurity experts said they doubted Isis was really behind Scotland\'s defeat, but the cruel statement was intended to be an integral part of its phsycological warfare against the west. \r\n\r\nScotland watched in growing horror as its team failed to rise to the occasion - the country has now failed to win reach the World Cup finals since 1998.\r\n\r\nA Scottish FA insider said: "Anyone who supports Scotland really should not have expected anything different.\r\n\r\n"We only have ourselves to blame - Islamic State can bugger off."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, England were confirmed as Group F winners, winning 1-0 away at Lithuania to make it 26 points from a possible 30.\r\n\r\n"We have to cling on to our memories," a Scottish football fan said, "like Archie Gemmill\'s goal against Holland at he 1978 World Cup."\r\n\r\nFootball fans in Scotland will now be cheering on Ireland in the hope they can reach the World Cup instead.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Islamic State claims responsibility for Scotland World Cup exit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7623-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-08 18:27:11', '2017-10-08 18:27:11', '', 7623, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7630, 1, '2017-10-08 18:29:11', '2017-10-08 18:29:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scotland-football-e1507486379821.jpg" alt="Scotland World Cup" width="650" height="359" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7624" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Islamic State has claimed responsibility for Scotland\'s disastrous exit from the World Cup, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nA statement published by the group\'s Amaq propaganda agency said it was behind manager Gordon Strachan\'s dismal team selection and tactics.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nScotland needed to beat lowly Slovenia to make the play-offs - and be in with a shot of reaching the World Cup finals in Russia next summer.\r\n\r\nBut despite scoring first, the bottling Scots ended up drawing 2-2, meaning they will have to settle back and watch England bore everyone rigid instead.\r\n\r\nIS is quick to claim responsibility for disasters across the world, and tonight\'s football implosion was no different.\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSecurity experts said they doubted Isis was really behind Scotland\'s defeat, but the cruel statement was intended to be an integral part of its phsycological warfare against the west. \r\n\r\nScotland watched in growing horror as its team failed to rise to the occasion - the country has now failed to reach the World Cup finals since 1998.\r\n\r\nA Scottish FA insider said: "Anyone who supports Scotland really should not have expected anything different.\r\n\r\n"We only have ourselves to blame - Islamic State can bugger off."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, England were confirmed as Group F winners, winning 1-0 away at Lithuania to make it 26 points from a possible 30.\r\n\r\n"We have to cling on to our memories," a Scottish football fan said, "like Archie Gemmill\'s goal against Holland at he 1978 World Cup."\r\n\r\nFootball fans in Scotland will now be cheering on Ireland in the hope they can reach the World Cup instead.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Islamic State claims responsibility for Scotland World Cup exit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7623-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-08 18:29:11', '2017-10-08 18:29:11', '', 7623, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7631, 1, '2017-10-09 12:37:55', '2017-10-09 12:37:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/suffolk-gazette-cyclist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/suffolk-gazette-cyclist.jpg" alt="Cyclist" width="893" height="677" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7632" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nMotorists and cyclists only pretend to hate each other in order to conceal their true love, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts found the behaviour of the two apparently warring factions was simply a ruse to cover up their romantic inclinations.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s like the old school disco, where the boys all stand on one side of the hall, and the girls on the other," said Professor Lucy Garmin, head of psychology at Suffolk University.\r\n\r\n"They point and laugh at each other. The boys make jokes about the girls\' hair, while the girls have a laugh at the boys\' clothes.\r\n\r\n"But the truth is they really like each other but cannot pluck up the courage to go over and ask them to dance."\r\n\r\nProf Garmin\'s study of traffic user behaviour found that most motorists - particularly women - found <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/women-secretly-find-cycling-mamils-sexy/">middle-aged men in lycra (MAMILs) attractive</a> and wanted to go out with them.\r\n\r\nAnd cyclists dream of close passes with attractive drivers and would love them to play with their horn - but are too embarrassed to say so.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The findings were surprising to say the least," explained Prof Garmin.\r\n\r\n"People believe all the ranting between the two groups could turn violent at any time.\r\n\r\n"But it turns out all the shouting, hand gestures and intimidation is just a childish form of foreplay."\r\n\r\nShe has now called on roadside motels to offer cheap rooms where drivers and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-bicycle/">cyclists </a>can hook up without being shy.\r\n\r\n"Once everyone is open about it, the roads will be a safer place for all," she added.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Motorists and cyclists \'secretly love each other\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'motorists', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:13:30', '2018-01-29 14:13:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7631', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7632, 1, '2017-10-09 12:31:16', '2017-10-09 12:31:16', 'Motorists and cyclists secretly love each other, it has emerged', 'suffolk gazette cyclist', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-gazette-cyclist', '', '', '2017-10-09 12:32:09', '2017-10-09 12:32:09', '', 7631, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/suffolk-gazette-cyclist.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7633, 1, '2017-10-09 12:37:55', '2017-10-09 12:37:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/suffolk-gazette-cyclist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/suffolk-gazette-cyclist.jpg" alt="Cyclist" width="893" height="677" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7632" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nMotorists and cyclists only pretend to hate each other in order to conceal their true love, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts found the behaviour of the two apparently warring factions was simply a ruse to cover up their romantic inclinations.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s like the old school disco, where the boys all stand on one side of the hall, and the girls on the other," said Professor Lucy Garmin, head of psychology at Suffolk University.\r\n\r\n"They point and laugh at each other. The boys make jokes about the girls\' hair, while the girls have a laugh at the boys\' clothes.\r\n\r\n"But the truth is they really like each other but cannot pluck up the courage to go over and ask them to dance."\r\n\r\nProf Garmin\'s study of traffic user behaviour found that most motorists - particularly women - found <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/women-secretly-find-cycling-mamils-sexy/">middle-aged men in lycra (MAMILs) attractive</a> and wanted to go out with them.\r\n\r\nAnd cyclists dream of close passes with attractive drivers and would love them to play with their horn - but are too embarrassed to say so.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The findings were surprising to say the least," explained Prof Garmin.\r\n\r\n"People believe all the ranting between the two groups could turn violent at any time.\r\n\r\n"But it turns out all the shouting, hand gestures and intimidation is just a childish form of foreplay."\r\n\r\nShe has now called on roadside motels to offer cheap rooms where drivers and cyclists can hook up without being shy.\r\n\r\n"Once everyone is open about, the roads will be a safer place for all," she added.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Motorists and cyclists \'secretly love each other\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7631-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-09 12:37:55', '2017-10-09 12:37:55', '', 7631, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7631-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7634, 1, '2017-10-09 12:40:33', '2017-10-09 12:40:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/suffolk-gazette-cyclist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/suffolk-gazette-cyclist.jpg" alt="Cyclist" width="893" height="677" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7632" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nMotorists and cyclists only pretend to hate each other in order to conceal their true love, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts found the behaviour of the two apparently warring factions was simply a ruse to cover up their romantic inclinations.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s like the old school disco, where the boys all stand on one side of the hall, and the girls on the other," said Professor Lucy Garmin, head of psychology at Suffolk University.\r\n\r\n"They point and laugh at each other. The boys make jokes about the girls\' hair, while the girls have a laugh at the boys\' clothes.\r\n\r\n"But the truth is they really like each other but cannot pluck up the courage to go over and ask them to dance."\r\n\r\nProf Garmin\'s study of traffic user behaviour found that most motorists - particularly women - found <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/women-secretly-find-cycling-mamils-sexy/">middle-aged men in lycra (MAMILs) attractive</a> and wanted to go out with them.\r\n\r\nAnd cyclists dream of close passes with attractive drivers and would love them to play with their horn - but are too embarrassed to say so.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The findings were surprising to say the least," explained Prof Garmin.\r\n\r\n"People believe all the ranting between the two groups could turn violent at any time.\r\n\r\n"But it turns out all the shouting, hand gestures and intimidation is just a childish form of foreplay."\r\n\r\nShe has now called on roadside motels to offer cheap rooms where drivers and cyclists can hook up without being shy.\r\n\r\n"Once everyone is open about it, the roads will be a safer place for all," she added.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Motorists and cyclists \'secretly love each other\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7631-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-09 12:40:33', '2017-10-09 12:40:33', '', 7631, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7631-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7635, 1, '2017-10-10 20:18:14', '2017-10-10 20:18:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dragon-skull.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dragon-skull.jpg" alt="Dragon skull" width="904" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7636" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>An incredibly rare dragon\'s skull has been unearthed by archaeologists in Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe remarkable discovery is only the fifth of its kind anywhere in the world, and experts say it could be as much as four million years old.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDragons are known to have lived in parts of what is now northern Europe and Scandinavia, but no new examples have turned up since a famous dig in Norway in 1972.\r\n\r\nNow the dragon skull, found by archaeologists working on a site north of Ipswich, is being examined by paleontologists at Cambridge University.\r\n\r\nWhile dragons have always been popular in British culture, there has been increased interest since they were featured prominently in the recent <em>Game of Thrones</em> television drama series.\r\n\r\nExperts do not want fans or treasure hunters looking for more remains, and have therefore kept the exact location of the dig a secret.\r\n\r\n"This is a remarkable find," a member of the recovery team said. "We have found a few dragon teeth before, but nothing like this.\r\n\r\n"A whole skull is truly amazing, and matches the great find near the town of Targaryen in Norway back in the early 1970s.\r\n\r\n"Judging by the size of the skull, we think the whole dragon would have been fifty feet long.\r\n\r\n"We really hope to find more of the skeleton, which has been well preserved by the clay soil in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"It would be great to get hold of the wings, for example."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is not known if dragons lived in the Suffolk area, or if this specimen had flown over the area millions of years ago on a hunting expedition.\r\n\r\nDragons flew great distances and then used their fire-breathing skills to roast their prey alive, such as sheep or even cows, before devouring them.\r\n\r\nThe dig is ongoing at the secret location before cables are laid underground all the way to a new wind farm off the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nOnce the work is finished, it is hoped the dragon remains will go on display to the public, possibly at Ipswich Museum.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Rare dragon skull unearthed near Ipswich', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'dragon-skull', '', '', '2017-10-10 20:18:14', '2017-10-10 20:18:14', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7635', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7636, 1, '2017-10-10 20:06:21', '2017-10-10 20:06:21', 'Dragon skill found in Suffolk', 'dragon skull', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'dragon-skull', '', '', '2017-10-10 20:06:49', '2017-10-10 20:06:49', '', 7635, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dragon-skull.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7637, 1, '2017-10-10 20:18:14', '2017-10-10 20:18:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dragon-skull.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dragon-skull.jpg" alt="Dragon skull" width="904" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7636" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>An incredibly rare dragon\'s skull has been unearthed by archaeologists in Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe remarkable discovery is only the fifth of its kind anywhere in the world, and experts say it could be as much as four million years old.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDragons are known to have lived in parts of what is now northern Europe and Scandinavia, but no new examples have turned up since a famous dig in Norway in 1972.\r\n\r\nNow the dragon skull, found by archaeologists working on a site north of Ipswich, is being examined by paleontologists at Cambridge University.\r\n\r\nWhile dragons have always been popular in British culture, there has been increased interest since they were featured prominently in the recent <em>Game of Thrones</em> television drama series.\r\n\r\nExperts do not want fans or treasure hunters looking for more remains, and have therefore kept the exact location of the dig a secret.\r\n\r\n"This is a remarkable find," a member of the recovery team said. "We have found a few dragon teeth before, but nothing like this.\r\n\r\n"A whole skull is truly amazing, and matches the great find near the town of Targaryen in Norway back in the early 1970s.\r\n\r\n"Judging by the size of the skull, we think the whole dragon would have been fifty feet long.\r\n\r\n"We really hope to find more of the skeleton, which has been well preserved by the clay soil in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"It would be great to get hold of the wings, for example."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is not known if dragons lived in the Suffolk area, or if this specimen had flown over the area millions of years ago on a hunting expedition.\r\n\r\nDragons flew great distances and then used their fire-breathing skills to roast their prey alive, such as sheep or even cows, before devouring them.\r\n\r\nThe dig is ongoing at the secret location before cables are laid underground all the way to a new wind farm off the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nOnce the work is finished, it is hoped the dragon remains will go on display to the public, possibly at Ipswich Museum.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Rare dragon skull unearthed near Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7635-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-10 20:18:14', '2017-10-10 20:18:14', '', 7635, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7635-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7638, 1, '2017-10-12 08:15:32', '2017-10-12 08:15:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dartford-crossing.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dartford-crossing.jpg" alt="Dartford Crossing" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7639" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Transport chiefs are planning to make the M25 Dartford Crossing FREE at last - but CHARGE drivers to use the Orwell Bridge in Suffolk instead.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe controversial plans will delight those who are fed up with paying to use the Dartford bridge or tunnel each time they cross the River Thames.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the radical suggestion to introduce tolls on the Orwell Bridge will be met with storms of protest in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nIt has been free to cross the River Orwell since the bridge opened in 1982, and the route is busy with lorries heading to and from Felixstowe Port.\r\n\r\nResidents in Ipswich fear the new toll - which could be as high as £2.50 each way for cars, £4 for tractors and £6 for lorries - will drive much of the traffic off the A14 and through the town itself, causing gridlock.\r\n\r\nTolls for the Dartford Crossing were introduced when the first tunnel opened in 1963, and the charges were meant to be dropped once the tunnel was paid for.\r\n\r\nHowever, an extra tunnel and then plans for what is now the Queen Elizabeth II Bridge, meant the charges never stopped, much to the angst of drivers.\r\n\r\nThe Department of Transport now believes users of the M25 have paid enough over the years, and it is only fair to make the revenue elsewhere.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSeveral new tolling areas were considered, but the Orwell Bridge is now number one on ministers\' list of targets.\r\n\r\nThey are now adding the finishing touches for a presentation to Cabinet next month.\r\n\r\nInsiders say they will almost certainly not build toll booths on either side of the bridge, but instead erect number plate recognition cameras.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMotorists then have to ensure they go online to pay the relevant charge within 48 hours.\r\n\r\nSimilar to the online system currently used at Dartford, drivers can create an account and pay in bulk for multiple crossings.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents will likely be furious about the scheme, particularly as it seems they will not get any discount despite using the Orwell Bridge more often.\r\n\r\nIf cabinet gives the go ahead, it is likely the new charges will be applied mid way through 2018.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Dartford Crossing to be free, but new charges for Orwell Bridge', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'orwell-bridge-toll', '', '', '2017-10-12 08:18:36', '2017-10-12 08:18:36', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7638', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7639, 1, '2017-10-12 08:09:58', '2017-10-12 08:09:58', 'Dartford Crossing to become free - but drivers to be charged for using the Orwell Bridge', 'dartford crossing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'dartford-crossing', '', '', '2017-10-12 08:10:31', '2017-10-12 08:10:31', '', 7638, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dartford-crossing.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7640, 1, '2017-10-12 08:15:32', '2017-10-12 08:15:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dartford-crossing.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dartford-crossing.jpg" alt="Dartford Crossing" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7639" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Transport chiefs are planning to make the M25 Dartford Crossing FREE to use at last - but CHARGE drivers to cross the Orwell Bridge in Suffolk instead.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe controversial plans will delight those who are fed up with paying to use the Dartford bridge or tunnel each time they cross the River Thames.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the radical suggestion to introduce tolls on the Orwell Bridge will be met with storms of protest in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nIt has been free to cross the River Orwell since the bridge opened in 1982, and the route is busy with lorries heading to and from Felixstowe Port.\r\n\r\nResidents in Ipswich fear the new toll - which could be as high as £2.50 each way for cars, £4 for tractors and £6 for lorries - will drive much of the traffic off the A14 and through the town itself, causing gridlock.\r\n\r\nTolls for the Dartford Crossing were introduced when the first tunnel opened in 1963, and the charges were meant to be dropped once the tunnel was paid for.\r\n\r\nHowever, an extra tunnel and then plans for what is now the Queen Elizabeth II Bridge, meant the charges never stopped, much to the angst of drivers.\r\n\r\nThe Department of Transport now believes users of the M25 have paid enough over the years, and it is only fair to make the revenue elsewhere.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSeveral new tolling areas were considered, but the Orwell Bridge is now number one on ministers\' list of targets.\r\n\r\nThey are now adding the finishing touches for a presentation to Cabinet next month.\r\n\r\nInsiders say they will almost certainly not build toll booths on either side of the bridge, but instead erect number plate recognition cameras.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMotorists then have to ensure they go online to pay the relevant charge within 48 hours.\r\n\r\nSimilar to the online system currently used at Dartford, drivers can create an account and pay in bulk for multiple crossings.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents will likely be furious about the scheme, particularly as it seems they will not get any discount despite using the Orwell Bridge more often.\r\n\r\nIf cabinet gives the go ahead, it is likely the new charges will be applied mid way through 2018.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Dartford Crossing to be free, but new charges for Orwell Bridge', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7638-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-12 08:15:32', '2017-10-12 08:15:32', '', 7638, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7638-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7641, 1, '2017-10-12 08:16:25', '2017-10-12 08:16:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dartford-crossing.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dartford-crossing.jpg" alt="Dartford Crossing" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7639" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Transport chiefs are planning to make the M25 Dartford Crossing FREE at last - but CHARGE drivers to use the Orwell Bridge in Suffolk instead.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe controversial plans will delight those who are fed up with paying to use the Dartford bridge or tunnel each time they cross the River Thames.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the radical suggestion to introduce tolls on the Orwell Bridge will be met with storms of protest in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nIt has been free to cross the River Orwell since the bridge opened in 1982, and the route is busy with lorries heading to and from Felixstowe Port.\r\n\r\nResidents in Ipswich fear the new toll - which could be as high as £2.50 each way for cars, £4 for tractors and £6 for lorries - will drive much of the traffic off the A14 and through the town itself, causing gridlock.\r\n\r\nTolls for the Dartford Crossing were introduced when the first tunnel opened in 1963, and the charges were meant to be dropped once the tunnel was paid for.\r\n\r\nHowever, an extra tunnel and then plans for what is now the Queen Elizabeth II Bridge, meant the charges never stopped, much to the angst of drivers.\r\n\r\nThe Department of Transport now believes users of the M25 have paid enough over the years, and it is only fair to make the revenue elsewhere.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSeveral new tolling areas were considered, but the Orwell Bridge is now number one on ministers\' list of targets.\r\n\r\nThey are now adding the finishing touches for a presentation to Cabinet next month.\r\n\r\nInsiders say they will almost certainly not build toll booths on either side of the bridge, but instead erect number plate recognition cameras.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/orwell-bridge.jpg" alt="The Orwell Bridge" width="640" height="515" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6960" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMotorists then have to ensure they go online to pay the relevant charge within 48 hours.\r\n\r\nSimilar to the online system currently used at Dartford, drivers can create an account and pay in bulk for multiple crossings.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents will likely be furious about the scheme, particularly as it seems they will not get any discount despite using the Orwell Bridge more often.\r\n\r\nIf cabinet gives the go ahead, it is likely the new charges will be applied mid way through 2018.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Dartford Crossing to be free, but new charges for Orwell Bridge', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7638-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-12 08:16:25', '2017-10-12 08:16:25', '', 7638, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7638-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7642, 1, '2017-10-12 14:28:14', '2017-10-12 14:28:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg" alt="Solar farm Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5513" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA group of Norfolk villagers scuppered plans for a new solar farm over fears it would "guzzle" all the energy from the sun.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe campaign group, led by brothers Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler, feared the sky would darken and their turnip crop would fail if the solar farm was launched.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGreen energy giant Bootfiful Sunshine Ltd had applied to build a 40-acre plant consisting of 800 panels to power up to 5,000 homes at Downham Market.\r\n\r\nBut locals were unimpressed, and forced district planners to turn down the proposal.\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 27, who lives on his small holding with his sister and their eight children, said: "Bootiful Sunshine took us for fools, but we could see through their trickery.\r\n\r\n"Using 800 solar panels would guzzle up all the sunshine in these parts. We would not see any sunlight, and without sunlight our crops would fail. Who would put turnips on people\'s plates then?\r\n\r\n"I\'m not even convinced this electricity thing will take off, but if it does they should open these solar farms in the middle of the sea, or in Scotland where nobody lives."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Bootful Sunshine said they had tried to educate the local Norfolk population and prove that solar farms do not actually take the sunlight away.\r\n\r\n"We offered to drive the Spuckler brothers to see a similar solar farm operation in Suffolk, but they said they had never traveled internationally." \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the planning committee at King\'s Lynn and West Norfolk Borough Council said councillors expected a revised solar application within months.', 'Norfolk villagers reject \'sun-guzzling\' solar farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5511-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-12 14:28:14', '2017-10-12 14:28:14', '', 5511, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5511-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7643, 1, '2017-10-12 14:33:19', '2017-10-12 14:33:19', '<strong>A Suffolk man taking part in World Naked Gardening Day has undergone emergency surgery after suffering an unfortunate accident.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Derek Blythe, 63, from Woodbridge, was pruning his wife\'s bush with a sharp pair of shears when he slipped and cut off much more than he bargained for.\r\n\r\nThe retired butcher, renowned locally for his sausage recipe, lay in agony on his back lawn until emergency services arrived to rush him to Ipswich Hospital.\r\n\r\n"Let\'s just say age is not the only reason he won\'t be having any more children," a hospital spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/world-naked-gardening-day.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/world-naked-gardening-day.jpg" alt="Accident during World Naked Gardening Day" width="725" height="578" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6513" /></a><i>Shear horror: Derek photographed moments before the accident</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNeighbour Cheryl Stephens said: "Derek and Jane take part in this World Naked <a type=amzn >Gardening</a> Day every year. They remind us the day before so we don\'t accidentally see anything over the garden fence.\r\n\r\n"I heard this terrible scream and looked outside. Jane was in pieces - but perhaps Derek more so. I called the ambulance."\r\n\r\nMedics expect Derek to be in hospital for two weeks after performing a delicate operation to reattach an important part of his body.\r\n\r\n"Fortunately he was a butcher and knows how to keep meat in good condition. So his wife was able to wrap it in ice and bring it with him to the hospital.\r\n\r\n"We expect Derek to make a full recovery, although he won\'t be getting up to much in the garden for a while."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man suffers terrible accident during World Naked Gardening Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6512-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-12 14:33:19', '2017-10-12 14:33:19', '', 6512, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6512-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7644, 1, '2017-10-13 08:09:27', '2017-10-13 08:09:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg" alt="Casting couch" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7646" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Owing to unforeseen circumstances, this beautiful casting couch is no longer required by its owner.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Harvey Weinstein, of Hollywood in the USA, says he needs to sell the classy black leather couch as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe piece of furniture, which took pride of place in Mr Weinstein\'s plush offices, was purchased new from Walmart in 1996.\r\n\r\nConsidering the amount of use it has had, it is in superb condition, aside from a couple of stains and some well-worn springs.\r\n\r\nThe casting couch is an ideal size for two people to enjoy, although three can use it at the same time if the opportunity arises.\r\n\r\nMr Weinstein, 65, has unexpectedly had to leave his office in recent days, and is keen to get rid of the couch, of which he has some fond memories.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Mr Weinstein said: "This casting couch is one of the most famous in Hollywood. It is super comfortable and does its job jolly well.\r\n\r\n"It is for sale for $75 and the new owner will get years of pleasure from it.\r\n\r\n"For its age, it is in superb condition. It needs only a bit of a wipe down to bring it back to its former glory."\r\n\r\nMr Weinstein was also selling two bath robes and a bottle of massage oil, but these have already been snapped up by eager members of staff from the Los Angeles Police Department.\r\n\r\nAnyone interested in purchasing the casting couch, can <a href="https://rapecrisis.org.uk/waystodonate.php">visit this link and make a prompt payment</a>.\r\n\r\nThe buyer is expected to collect the casting couch, as Mr Weinstein has had to leave the area in order to check in to rehab.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'For sale: Harvey Weinstein\'s casting couch', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sale-harvey-weinsteins-casting-couch', '', '', '2017-10-13 10:13:47', '2017-10-13 10:13:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7644', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7647, 1, '2017-10-13 08:09:27', '2017-10-13 08:09:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg" alt="Casting couch" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7646" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Owing to unforeseen circumstances, this beautiful casting couch is no longer required by its owner.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Harvey Weinstein, of Hollywood in the USA, says he needs to sell the classy black leather couch as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-]\r\n\r\nThe piece of furniture, which took pride of place in Mr Weinstein\'s plush offices, was purchased new from Walmart in 1996.\r\n\r\nIt is in superb condition, although there are one or two stains. These are only visible upon close inspection.\r\n\r\nThe casting couch is an ideal size for two people to enjoy, although three can use it at the same time.\r\n\r\nMr Weinstein, 65, has unexpectedly had to leave his office in recent days, and is keen to get rid of the couch, of which he has some fond memories.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Mr Weinstein said: "This casting couch is one of the most famous in Hollywood. It is super comfortable and does its job jolly well.\r\n\r\n"It is for sale for $75 and the new owner will get years of pleasure from it.\r\n\r\n"For its age, it is in superb condition. It needs only a bit of a wipe down to bring it back to its former glory."\r\n\r\nMr Weinstein was also selling two bath robes and a bottle of massage oil, but these have already been snapped up by eager members of staff from the Los Angeles Police Department.\r\n\r\nAnyone interested in purchasing the casting couch, can <a href="https://rapecrisis.org.uk/waystodonate.php">visit this link and make a prompt payment</a>.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'For sale: Harvey Weinstein\'s casting couch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7644-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-13 08:09:27', '2017-10-13 08:09:27', '', 7644, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7644-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7648, 1, '2017-10-13 08:10:13', '2017-10-13 08:10:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg" alt="Casting couch" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7646" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Owing to unforeseen circumstances, this beautiful casting couch is no longer required by its owner.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Harvey Weinstein, of Hollywood in the USA, says he needs to sell the classy black leather couch as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe piece of furniture, which took pride of place in Mr Weinstein\'s plush offices, was purchased new from Walmart in 1996.\r\n\r\nIt is in superb condition, although there are one or two stains. These are only visible upon close inspection.\r\n\r\nThe casting couch is an ideal size for two people to enjoy, although three can use it at the same time.\r\n\r\nMr Weinstein, 65, has unexpectedly had to leave his office in recent days, and is keen to get rid of the couch, of which he has some fond memories.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Mr Weinstein said: "This casting couch is one of the most famous in Hollywood. It is super comfortable and does its job jolly well.\r\n\r\n"It is for sale for $75 and the new owner will get years of pleasure from it.\r\n\r\n"For its age, it is in superb condition. It needs only a bit of a wipe down to bring it back to its former glory."\r\n\r\nMr Weinstein was also selling two bath robes and a bottle of massage oil, but these have already been snapped up by eager members of staff from the Los Angeles Police Department.\r\n\r\nAnyone interested in purchasing the casting couch, can <a href="https://rapecrisis.org.uk/waystodonate.php">visit this link and make a prompt payment</a>.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'For sale: Harvey Weinstein\'s casting couch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7644-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-13 08:10:13', '2017-10-13 08:10:13', '', 7644, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7644-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7649, 1, '2017-10-13 08:14:51', '2017-10-13 08:14:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg" alt="Casting couch" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7646" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Owing to unforeseen circumstances, this beautiful casting couch is no longer required by its owner.</strong>\n\nMr Harvey Weinstein, of Hollywood in the USA, says he needs to sell the classy black leather couch as soon as possible.\n\n\n\nThe piece of furniture, which took pride of place in Mr Weinstein\'s plush offices, was purchased new from Walmart in 1996.\n\nIt is in superb condition, although there are one or two stains. These are only visible upon close inspection.\n\nThe casting couch is an ideal size for two people to enjoy, although three can use it at the same time.\n\nMr Weinstein, 65, has unexpectedly had to leave his office in recent days, and is keen to get rid of the couch, of which he has some fond memories.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA pal of Mr Weinstein said: "This casting couch is one of the most famous in Hollywood. It is super comfortable and does its job jolly well.\n\n"It is for sale for $75 and the new owner will get years of pleasure from it.\n\n"For its age, it is in superb condition. It needs only a bit of a wipe down to bring it back to its former glory."\n\nMr Weinstein was also selling two bath robes and a bottle of massage oil, but these have already been snapped up by eager members of staff from the Los Angeles Police Department.\n\nAnyone interested in purchasing the casting couch, can <a href="https://rapecrisis.org.uk/waystodonate.php">visit this link and make a prompt payment</a>.\n\nThe buyer is expected to collect the casting couch, as Mr Wei\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'For sale: Harvey Weinstein\'s casting couch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7644-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-13 08:14:51', '2017-10-13 08:14:51', '', 7644, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7644-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7650, 1, '2017-10-13 08:15:09', '2017-10-13 08:15:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg" alt="Casting couch" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7646" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Owing to unforeseen circumstances, this beautiful casting couch is no longer required by its owner.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Harvey Weinstein, of Hollywood in the USA, says he needs to sell the classy black leather couch as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe piece of furniture, which took pride of place in Mr Weinstein\'s plush offices, was purchased new from Walmart in 1996.\r\n\r\nIt is in superb condition, although there are one or two stains. These are only visible upon close inspection.\r\n\r\nThe casting couch is an ideal size for two people to enjoy, although three can use it at the same time.\r\n\r\nMr Weinstein, 65, has unexpectedly had to leave his office in recent days, and is keen to get rid of the couch, of which he has some fond memories.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Mr Weinstein said: "This casting couch is one of the most famous in Hollywood. It is super comfortable and does its job jolly well.\r\n\r\n"It is for sale for $75 and the new owner will get years of pleasure from it.\r\n\r\n"For its age, it is in superb condition. It needs only a bit of a wipe down to bring it back to its former glory."\r\n\r\nMr Weinstein was also selling two bath robes and a bottle of massage oil, but these have already been snapped up by eager members of staff from the Los Angeles Police Department.\r\n\r\nAnyone interested in purchasing the casting couch, can <a href="https://rapecrisis.org.uk/waystodonate.php">visit this link and make a prompt payment</a>.\r\n\r\nThe buyer is expected to collect the casting couch, as Mr Weinstein has had to leave the area in order to check in to rehab.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'For sale: Harvey Weinstein\'s casting couch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7644-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-13 08:15:09', '2017-10-13 08:15:09', '', 7644, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7644-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7651, 1, '2017-10-13 10:13:47', '2017-10-13 10:13:47', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weinstein-casting-couch-e1507881993589.jpg" alt="Casting couch" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7646" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Owing to unforeseen circumstances, this beautiful casting couch is no longer required by its owner.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Harvey Weinstein, of Hollywood in the USA, says he needs to sell the classy black leather couch as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe piece of furniture, which took pride of place in Mr Weinstein\'s plush offices, was purchased new from Walmart in 1996.\r\n\r\nConsidering the amount of use it has had, it is in superb condition, aside from a couple of stains and some well-worn springs.\r\n\r\nThe casting couch is an ideal size for two people to enjoy, although three can use it at the same time if the opportunity arises.\r\n\r\nMr Weinstein, 65, has unexpectedly had to leave his office in recent days, and is keen to get rid of the couch, of which he has some fond memories.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Mr Weinstein said: "This casting couch is one of the most famous in Hollywood. It is super comfortable and does its job jolly well.\r\n\r\n"It is for sale for $75 and the new owner will get years of pleasure from it.\r\n\r\n"For its age, it is in superb condition. It needs only a bit of a wipe down to bring it back to its former glory."\r\n\r\nMr Weinstein was also selling two bath robes and a bottle of massage oil, but these have already been snapped up by eager members of staff from the Los Angeles Police Department.\r\n\r\nAnyone interested in purchasing the casting couch, can <a href="https://rapecrisis.org.uk/waystodonate.php">visit this link and make a prompt payment</a>.\r\n\r\nThe buyer is expected to collect the casting couch, as Mr Weinstein has had to leave the area in order to check in to rehab.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'For sale: Harvey Weinstein\'s casting couch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7644-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-13 10:13:47', '2017-10-13 10:13:47', '', 7644, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7644-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7653, 1, '2018-07-03 06:55:46', '2018-07-03 06:55:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg" alt="Monster carp" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7654" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fisherman is celebrating after catching this record monster carp from the River Gipping in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 44, spent 45 minutes battling with the huge fish before landing it on the bank near the town\'s Yarmouth Road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe carp weighed in at a whopping 303 pounds, smashing the previous British record of 68 pounds.\r\n\r\nDave, who works for a construction company, had heard rumours of the massive fish swimming in the town section of the Gipping for months.\r\n\r\n"It had become something of a folk tale round these parts," he explained. "I did not really believe it, but when I felt the bite on the line, and the strength of what I had hooked, I realised it was something special.\r\n\r\n"I had to fight for what seemed like ages before I was able to reel it in and get it on the bank.\r\n\r\n"But I had to call over a couple of blokes to help me do that because it was so large and flapping about. One of them took this photo so I could set the record straight."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnce Dave had secured enough proof of his brilliant catch, he let the fish back into water and watched as it swam off.\r\n\r\nNews of the beast has already swept angling circles, and dozens of keen fishing enthusiasts have been back to the same spot to try to catch the carp again.\r\n\r\n"It was the moment of a lifetime. Maybe no one will ever get to repeat what I did," said Dave.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Angler catches monster carp in Ipswich', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'monster-carp', '', '', '2018-07-11 20:57:11', '2018-07-11 20:57:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7653', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7654, 1, '2017-10-14 10:44:51', '2017-10-14 10:44:51', 'Man catches record carp in the River Gipping in Ipswich', 'big fish', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'big-fish-2', '', '', '2017-10-14 10:45:58', '2017-10-14 10:45:58', '', 7653, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7655, 1, '2017-10-14 10:58:46', '2017-10-14 10:58:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg" alt="Monster carp" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7654" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fisherman is celebrating after catching this record monster carp from the River Gipping in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 44, spent 45 minutes battling with the huge fish before landing it on the bank near the town\'s Yarmouth Road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe carp weighed in at a whopping 303 pounds, smashing the previous British record of 68 pounds.\r\n\r\nDave, who works for a construction company, had heard rumours of the massive fish swimming in the town section of the Gipping for months.\r\n\r\n"It had become something of a folk tale round these parts," he explained. "I did not really believe it, but when I felt the bite on the line, and the strength of what I had hooked, I realised it was something special.\r\n\r\n"I had to fight for what seemed like ages before I was able to reel it in and get it on the bank.\r\n\r\n"I had to call over a couple of blokes to help me do that because it was so large and flapping about. One of them took this photo so I could set the record straight."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnce Dave had secured enough proof of his brilliant catch, he let the fish back into water and watched as it swam off.\r\n\r\nNews of the beast has already swept angling circles, and dozens of keen fishing enthusiasts have been back to the same spot to try to catch the carp again.\r\n\r\n"It was the moment of a lifetime. Maybe no one will ever get to repeat what I did," said Dave.', 'Angler catches monster carp in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7653-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-14 10:58:46', '2017-10-14 10:58:46', '', 7653, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7653-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7656, 1, '2017-10-14 11:01:09', '2017-10-14 11:01:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg" alt="Monster carp" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7654" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fisherman is celebrating after catching this record monster carp from the River Gipping in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 44, spent 45 minutes battling with the huge fish before landing it on the bank near the town\'s Yarmouth Road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe carp weighed in at a whopping 303 pounds, smashing the previous British record of 68 pounds.\r\n\r\nDave, who works for a construction company, had heard rumours of the massive fish swimming in the town section of the Gipping for months.\r\n\r\n"It had become something of a folk tale round these parts," he explained. "I did not really believe it, but when I felt the bite on the line, and the strength of what I had hooked, I realised it was something special.\r\n\r\n"I had to fight for what seemed like ages before I was able to reel it in and get it on the bank.\r\n\r\n"But I had to call over a couple of blokes to help me do that because it was so large and flapping about. One of them took this photo so I could set the record straight."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnce Dave had secured enough proof of his brilliant catch, he let the fish back into water and watched as it swam off.\r\n\r\nNews of the beast has already swept angling circles, and dozens of keen fishing enthusiasts have been back to the same spot to try to catch the carp again.\r\n\r\n"It was the moment of a lifetime. Maybe no one will ever get to repeat what I did," said Dave.', 'Angler catches monster carp in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7653-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-14 11:01:09', '2017-10-14 11:01:09', '', 7653, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7653-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7657, 1, '2017-10-14 11:04:28', '2017-10-14 11:04:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg" alt="Monster carp" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7654" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fisherman is celebrating after catching this record monster carp from the River Gipping in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 44, spent 45 minutes battling with the huge fish before landing it on the bank near the town\'s Yarmouth Road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe carp weighed in at a whopping 303 pounds, smashing the previous British record of 68 pounds.\r\n\r\nDave, who works for a construction company, had heard rumours of the massive fish swimming in the town section of the Gipping for months.\r\n\r\n"It had become something of a folk tale round these parts," he explained. "I did not really believe it, but when I felt the bite on the line, and the strength of what I had hooked, I realised it was something special.\r\n\r\n"I had to fight for what seemed like ages before I was able to reel it in and get it on the bank.\r\n\r\n"But I had to call over a couple of blokes to help me do that because it was so large and flapping about. One of them took this photo so I could set the record straight."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnce Dave had secured enough proof of his brilliant catch, he let the fish back into water and watched as it swam off.\r\n\r\nNews of the beast has already swept angling circles, and dozens of keen fishing enthusiasts have been back to the same spot to try to catch the carp again.\r\n\r\n"It was the moment of a lifetime. Maybe no one will ever get to repeat what I did," said Dave.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Angler catches monster carp in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7653-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-14 11:04:28', '2017-10-14 11:04:28', '', 7653, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7653-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7658, 1, '2017-10-15 16:55:47', '2017-10-15 16:55:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-police-helicopter-e1439889860899.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-police-helicopter-e1439889860899.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-271" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have been forced to ditch their new Apache gunship helicopter after it accidentally blew up a 19th-century vicarage.</strong>\r\n\r\nFar from deterring criminals with its fearsome firepower, the deadly attack chopper has suffered a series of setbacks after police helicopter pilots became baffled by its sophisticated systems.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came when a pilot attempted to turn on a camera to track a suspected bicycle thief - but instead activated the helicopter\'s deadly Target Acquisition and Designation System.\r\n\r\nAs a result, the gunship\'s automatic systems took over and it fired off a lethal sidewinder missile that smashed into a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss explained: "I was taking afternoon tea in the garden with some ladies from the Women\'s Institute. Suddenly we heard the roar of an engine on the horizon, and watched in awe as this huge military-style helicopter rose above the treeline in the distance.\r\n\r\n"It looked like it was following a bloke on a bicycle, but then we watched in horror as there was a puff of smoke and a missile was launched.\r\n\r\n"It came straight over the primary school and towards us, and was seemingly homing in on the heat generated by the solar panels on the vicarage roof.\r\n\r\n"It smacked straight into it, and destroyed the whole place. Luckily none of us were hurt, although Gladys Worthington-Smythe was hit on the toe by a falling flower pot."\r\n\r\nThe Apache was grounded immediately and an investigation launched by the Suffolk Police Chief Constable.\r\n\r\nPolice crews only took delivery of the Apache helicopter two weeks ago, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/" target="_blank">as revealed exclusively in the Suffolk Gazette</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We\'ve sent it back to the Ministry of Defence. The crew were trying to get to grips with the hi-tech kit on the Apache, but in doing so they got confused and fired off a missile.\r\n\r\n"Sadly, this then went on to destroy a pleasant Victorian vicarage, and for that we can only apologise."\r\n\r\nThe £13 million police Apache helicopter is now being mothballed. In its place, Suffolk Crime Commissioner Tim Passless has ordered a fleet of 17 Chieftain Battle Tanks.\r\n\r\n"This will help us to bring crime levels down, although even they may not be up to the task of patrolling the badlands of Haverhill."', 'Police Apache helicopter blows up vicarage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '270-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-15 16:55:47', '2017-10-15 16:55:47', '', 270, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/270-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7659, 1, '2017-10-15 16:57:06', '2017-10-15 16:57:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-police-helicopter-e1439889860899.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-police-helicopter-e1439889860899.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-271" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have been forced to ditch their new Apache gunship helicopter after it accidentally blew up a 19th-century vicarage.</strong>\r\n\r\nFar from deterring criminals with its fearsome firepower, the deadly attack chopper has suffered a series of setbacks after police helicopter pilots became baffled by its sophisticated systems.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came when a pilot attempted to turn on a camera to track a suspected bicycle thief - but instead activated the helicopter\'s deadly Target Acquisition and Designation System.\r\n\r\nAs a result, the gunship\'s automatic systems took over and it fired off a lethal sidewinder missile that smashed into a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss explained: "I was taking afternoon tea in the garden with some ladies from the Women\'s Institute. Suddenly we heard the roar of an engine on the horizon, and watched in awe as this huge military-style helicopter rose above the treeline in the distance.\r\n\r\n"It looked like it was following a bloke on a bicycle, but then we watched in horror as there was a puff of smoke and a missile was launched.\r\n\r\n"It came straight over the primary school and towards us, and was seemingly homing in on the heat generated by the solar panels on the vicarage roof.\r\n\r\n"It smacked straight into it, and destroyed the whole place. Luckily none of us were hurt, although Gladys Worthington-Smythe was hit on the toe by a falling flower pot."\r\n\r\nThe Apache was grounded immediately and an investigation launched by the Suffolk Police Chief Constable.\r\n\r\nPolice crews only took delivery of the Apache helicopter two weeks ago, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/" target="_blank">as revealed exclusively in the Suffolk Gazette</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We\'ve sent it back to the Ministry of Defence. The crew were trying to get to grips with the hi-tech kit on the Apache, but in doing so they got confused and fired off a missile.\r\n\r\n"Sadly, this then went on to destroy a pleasant Victorian vicarage, and for that we can only apologise."\r\n\r\nThe £13 million police Apache helicopter is now being mothballed. In its place, Suffolk Crime Commissioner Tim Passless has ordered a fleet of 17 Chieftain Battle Tanks.\r\n\r\n"This will help us to bring crime levels down, although even they may not be up to the task of patrolling the badlands of Haverhill."', 'Police Apache helicopter blows up vicarage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '270-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-15 16:57:06', '2017-10-15 16:57:06', '', 270, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/270-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7660, 1, '2017-10-16 12:51:07', '2017-10-16 12:51:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg" alt="North Korea submarine Suffolk" width="3106" height="2330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7663" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA North Korean submarine was caught red-handed spying on Britain from the North Sea, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Romeo Class sub, which Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un toured personally only three years ago, was spotted by a Royal Navy patrol ten miles off the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt had surfaced for fresh air when it was clocked by the radar of nearby Royal Navy patrol boat, HMS Mersey.\r\n\r\nOur boys told the North Koreans in no uncertain terms that their mission breached clear regulations and that the sub should return to international waters.\r\n\r\nWithout argument, the North Korean sub closed its hatches and submerged silently under the waves.\r\n\r\nHMS Mersey, a River Class patrol vessel more often used to protect British fisheries and borders, used its sonar equipment to tail the sub as it slunk off towards the Norwegian Sea.\r\n\r\nFrom there it was picked up and tailed by the Swedish Navy as it skirted around the north of Russia and back to the Sea of Japan.\r\n\r\nDefence officials were alarmed by the appearance of the ancient North Korean sub, which was originally provided by the Russians but has long since been mothballed from their own fleet.\r\n\r\nA Ministry of Defence insider said: "It\'s possible this was just an attempt to wind us up.\r\n\r\n"Certainly the sub was not armed with anything more than a machine gun. Sonar showed its torpedo bays were empty.\r\n\r\n"But it is more likely this was a straightforward spying mission, and the sub was likely going up and down the East coast of the UK looking at ports and military facilities.\r\n\r\n"The fact it was seen off Suffolk is a little concerning, as that is where the Sizewell Nuclear Power Station is."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed no shots had been fired and the North Korean sub turned around and left the area within minutes of being spotted.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorth Korea\'s submarine fleet, although large, is thought to be woefully out of date.\r\n\r\nThe Romeo Class was built in Russia way back in the 1950s. Four were presented to North Korea, but they have not been used in Russia for decades.\r\n\r\nThe vessel is diesel-electric and has a top speed of only 13 knots, and is operated by a crew of 54. It would have taken the sub months to reach the North Sea.\r\n\r\nThe incident is similar to the time a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was caught spying off Felixstowe</a> in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'North Korean submarine caught spying on Britain', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'north-korean-submarine', '', '', '2017-10-16 13:09:37', '2017-10-16 13:09:37', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7660', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7663, 1, '2017-10-16 12:43:19', '2017-10-16 12:43:19', 'North Korean submarine caught spying on the UK', 'north korean submarine', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'north-korean-submarine', '', '', '2017-10-16 12:43:56', '2017-10-16 12:43:56', '', 7660, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7664, 1, '2017-10-16 12:51:07', '2017-10-16 12:51:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg" alt="North Korea submarine Suffolk" width="3106" height="2330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7663" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA North Korean submarine was caught red-handed spying on Britain from the North Sea, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Romeo Class sub, which Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un toured personally only three years ago, was spotted by a Royal Navy patrol ten miles off the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt had surfaced for fresh air when it was clocked by the radar of nearby Royal Navy patrol boat, HMS Mersey.\r\n\r\nOur boys told the North Koreans in no uncertain terms that their mission breached clear regulations and that the sub should return to international waters.\r\n\r\nWithout argument, the North Korean sub closed its hatches and submerged silently under the waves.\r\n\r\nHMS Mersey, a River Class patrol vessel more often used to protect British fisheries and borders, used its sonar equipment to tail the sub as it slunk off towards the Norwegian Sea.\r\n\r\nFrom there it was picked up and tailed by the Swedish Navy as it skirted around the north of Russia and back to the Sea of Japan.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDefence officials were alarmed by the appearance of the ancient North Korean sub, which was originally provided by the Russians but has long since been mothballed from their own fleet.\r\n\r\nA Ministry of Defence insider said: "It\'s possible this was just an attempt to wind us up. Certainly the sub was not armed with anything more than a machine gun. Sonar showed its torpedo bays were empty.\r\n\r\n"But it is more likely this was a straightforward spying mission, and the sub was likely going up and down the East coast of the UK looking at ports and military facilities.\r\n\r\n"The fact it was seen off Suffolk is a little concerning, as that is where the Sizewell Nuclear Power Station is."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed no shots had been fired and the North Korean sub turned around and left the area within minutes of being spotted.\r\n\r\nNorth Korea\'s submarine fleet, although large, is thought to be woefully out of date. The Romeo Class was built in Russia way back in the 1950s. Four were presented to North Korea, but they have not been used in Russia for decades.\r\n\r\nThe vessel is diesel-electric and has a top speed of only 13 knots, and is operated by a crew of 54. It would have taken the sub months to reach the North Sea.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'North Korean submarine caught spying on Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7660-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-16 12:51:07', '2017-10-16 12:51:07', '', 7660, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7660-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7665, 1, '2017-10-16 13:09:28', '2017-10-16 13:09:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg" alt="North Korea submarine Suffolk" width="3106" height="2330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7663" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nA North Korean submarine was caught red-handed spying on Britain from the North Sea, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe Romeo Class sub, which Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un toured personally only three years ago, was spotted by a Royal Navy patrol ten miles off the Suffolk coast.\n\n\n\nIt had surfaced for fresh air when it was clocked by the radar of nearby Royal Navy patrol boat, HMS Mersey.\n\nOur boys told the North Koreans in no uncertain terms that their mission breached clear regulations and that the sub should return to international waters.\n\nWithout argument, the North Korean sub closed its hatches and submerged silently under the waves.\n\nHMS Mersey, a River Class patrol vessel more often used to protect British fisheries and borders, used its sonar equipment to tail the sub as it slunk off towards the Norwegian Sea.\n\nFrom there it was picked up and tailed by the Swedish Navy as it skirted around the north of Russia and back to the Sea of Japan.\n\nDefence officials were alarmed by the appearance of the ancient North Korean sub, which was originally provided by the Russians but has long since been mothballed from their own fleet.\n\nA Ministry of Defence insider said: "It\'s possible this was just an attempt to wind us up.\n\n"Certainly the sub was not armed with anything more than a machine gun. Sonar showed its torpedo bays were empty.\n\n"But it is more likely this was a straightforward spying mission, and the sub was likely going up and down the East coast of the UK looking at ports and military facilities.\n\n"The fact it was seen off Suffolk is a little concerning, as that is where the Sizewell Nuclear Power Station is."\n\nHe confirmed no shots had been fired and the North Korean sub turned around and left the area within minutes of being spotted.\n\nNorth Korea\'s submarine fleet, although large, is thought to be woefully out of date.\n\nThe Romeo Class was built in Russia way back in the 1950s. Four were presented to North Korea, but they have not been used in Russia for decades.\n\nThe vessel is diesel-electric and has a top speed of only 13 knots, and is operated by a crew of 54. It would have taken the sub months to reach the North Sea.\n\nThe incident is similar to the time a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was caught spying off Felixstowe</a> in Suffolk.\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'North Korean submarine caught spying on Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7660-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-16 13:09:28', '2017-10-16 13:09:28', '', 7660, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7660-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7666, 1, '2017-10-16 12:57:35', '2017-10-16 12:57:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg" alt="North Korea submarine Suffolk" width="3106" height="2330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7663" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA North Korean submarine was caught red-handed spying on Britain from the North Sea, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Romeo Class sub, which Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un toured personally only three years ago, was spotted by a Royal Navy patrol ten miles off the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt had surfaced for fresh air when it was clocked by the radar of nearby Royal Navy patrol boat, HMS Mersey.\r\n\r\nOur boys told the North Koreans in no uncertain terms that their mission breached clear regulations and that the sub should return to international waters.\r\n\r\nWithout argument, the North Korean sub closed its hatches and submerged silently under the waves.\r\n\r\nHMS Mersey, a River Class patrol vessel more often used to protect British fisheries and borders, used its sonar equipment to tail the sub as it slunk off towards the Norwegian Sea.\r\n\r\nFrom there it was picked up and tailed by the Swedish Navy as it skirted around the north of Russia and back to the Sea of Japan.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDefence officials were alarmed by the appearance of the ancient North Korean sub, which was originally provided by the Russians but has long since been mothballed from their own fleet.\r\n\r\nA Ministry of Defence insider said: "It\'s possible this was just an attempt to wind us up. Certainly the sub was not armed with anything more than a machine gun. Sonar showed its torpedo bays were empty.\r\n\r\n"But it is more likely this was a straightforward spying mission, and the sub was likely going up and down the East coast of the UK looking at ports and military facilities.\r\n\r\n"The fact it was seen off Suffolk is a little concerning, as that is where the Sizewell Nuclear Power Station is."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed no shots had been fired and the North Korean sub turned around and left the area within minutes of being spotted.\r\n\r\nNorth Korea\'s submarine fleet, although large, is thought to be woefully out of date. The Romeo Class was built in Russia way back in the 1950s. Four were presented to North Korea, but they have not been used in Russia for decades.\r\n\r\nThe vessel is diesel-electric and has a top speed of only 13 knots, and is operated by a crew of 54. It would have taken the sub months to reach the North Sea.\r\n\r\nThe incident is similar to the time a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was caught spying off Felixstowe</a> in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'North Korean submarine caught spying on Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7660-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-16 12:57:35', '2017-10-16 12:57:35', '', 7660, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7660-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7667, 1, '2017-10-16 12:59:46', '2017-10-16 12:59:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg" alt="North Korea submarine Suffolk" width="3106" height="2330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7663" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA North Korean submarine was caught red-handed spying on Britain from the North Sea, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Romeo Class sub, which Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un toured personally only three years ago, was spotted by a Royal Navy patrol ten miles off the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt had surfaced for fresh air when it was clocked by the radar of nearby Royal Navy patrol boat, HMS Mersey.\r\n\r\nOur boys told the North Koreans in no uncertain terms that their mission breached clear regulations and that the sub should return to international waters.\r\n\r\nWithout argument, the North Korean sub closed its hatches and submerged silently under the waves.\r\n\r\nHMS Mersey, a River Class patrol vessel more often used to protect British fisheries and borders, used its sonar equipment to tail the sub as it slunk off towards the Norwegian Sea.\r\n\r\nFrom there it was picked up and tailed by the Swedish Navy as it skirted around the north of Russia and back to the Sea of Japan.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDefence officials were alarmed by the appearance of the ancient North Korean sub, which was originally provided by the Russians but has long since been mothballed from their own fleet.\r\n\r\nA Ministry of Defence insider said: "It\'s possible this was just an attempt to wind us up.\r\n\r\n"Certainly the sub was not armed with anything more than a machine gun. Sonar showed its torpedo bays were empty.\r\n\r\n"But it is more likely this was a straightforward spying mission, and the sub was likely going up and down the East coast of the UK looking at ports and military facilities.\r\n\r\n"The fact it was seen off Suffolk is a little concerning, as that is where the Sizewell Nuclear Power Station is."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed no shots had been fired and the North Korean sub turned around and left the area within minutes of being spotted.\r\n\r\nNorth Korea\'s submarine fleet, although large, is thought to be woefully out of date.\r\n\r\nThe Romeo Class was built in Russia way back in the 1950s. Four were presented to North Korea, but they have not been used in Russia for decades.\r\n\r\nThe vessel is diesel-electric and has a top speed of only 13 knots, and is operated by a crew of 54. It would have taken the sub months to reach the North Sea.\r\n\r\nThe incident is similar to the time a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was caught spying off Felixstowe</a> in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'North Korean submarine caught spying on Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7660-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-16 12:59:46', '2017-10-16 12:59:46', '', 7660, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7660-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7668, 1, '2017-10-16 13:09:37', '2017-10-16 13:09:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/north-korean-submarine.jpg" alt="North Korea submarine Suffolk" width="3106" height="2330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7663" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA North Korean submarine was caught red-handed spying on Britain from the North Sea, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Romeo Class sub, which Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un toured personally only three years ago, was spotted by a Royal Navy patrol ten miles off the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt had surfaced for fresh air when it was clocked by the radar of nearby Royal Navy patrol boat, HMS Mersey.\r\n\r\nOur boys told the North Koreans in no uncertain terms that their mission breached clear regulations and that the sub should return to international waters.\r\n\r\nWithout argument, the North Korean sub closed its hatches and submerged silently under the waves.\r\n\r\nHMS Mersey, a River Class patrol vessel more often used to protect British fisheries and borders, used its sonar equipment to tail the sub as it slunk off towards the Norwegian Sea.\r\n\r\nFrom there it was picked up and tailed by the Swedish Navy as it skirted around the north of Russia and back to the Sea of Japan.\r\n\r\nDefence officials were alarmed by the appearance of the ancient North Korean sub, which was originally provided by the Russians but has long since been mothballed from their own fleet.\r\n\r\nA Ministry of Defence insider said: "It\'s possible this was just an attempt to wind us up.\r\n\r\n"Certainly the sub was not armed with anything more than a machine gun. Sonar showed its torpedo bays were empty.\r\n\r\n"But it is more likely this was a straightforward spying mission, and the sub was likely going up and down the East coast of the UK looking at ports and military facilities.\r\n\r\n"The fact it was seen off Suffolk is a little concerning, as that is where the Sizewell Nuclear Power Station is."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed no shots had been fired and the North Korean sub turned around and left the area within minutes of being spotted.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorth Korea\'s submarine fleet, although large, is thought to be woefully out of date.\r\n\r\nThe Romeo Class was built in Russia way back in the 1950s. Four were presented to North Korea, but they have not been used in Russia for decades.\r\n\r\nThe vessel is diesel-electric and has a top speed of only 13 knots, and is operated by a crew of 54. It would have taken the sub months to reach the North Sea.\r\n\r\nThe incident is similar to the time a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/">Russian submarine was caught spying off Felixstowe</a> in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'North Korean submarine caught spying on Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7660-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-16 13:09:37', '2017-10-16 13:09:37', '', 7660, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7660-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7669, 1, '2017-10-14 10:55:26', '2017-10-14 10:55:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/casino-image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/casino-image.jpg" alt="Casino image" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7670" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nGambling has always been a big part of <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2009/feb/16/hattersley-casinos-gambling">British culture</a>. Whether it is taking a punt on the races, betting on the outcome of your favourite team, playing bingo with friends, or heading down to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/las-vegas-casino/">local casino</a> for a few spins of the roulette wheel - gambling is something that Brits have always done, and loved.\r\n\r\n<h3>The advent of technology</h3>\r\n\r\nIn recent years, the ever-increasing advent of technology has meant that pretty much everyone is connected to the internet. With <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4114222/Smartphone-internet-use-record-high-US-survey.html">most adults having a smartphone</a>, and a tablet, as well as a laptop or PC, we find ourselves connected to the internet pretty much 24-7. What this means is that we spend more and more of our lives online and many of the things we would once do in person - shopping, booking flights, and gambling - are now done online from the palm of our hands.\r\n\r\nOf course, due to the rising popularity of online casinos, the market is somewhat flooded. It is worth remembering that not all casinos are created equally and some are most definitely better than others. When it comes to knowing which one to go for, it can be difficult knowing how to separate the wheat from the chaff. Luckily, there are many online casinos offer free spins upon sign up and that there are also several online casino comparison sites such as <a href="https://www.crispygamer.com/free-spins-no-deposit/">crispygamer.com/free-spins-no-deposit</a> that reviews all the best free spins no deposit bonuses.\r\n\r\n<h3>How to pick a good one</h3>\r\n\r\nSo what things should you be looking out for before you sign up and start betting? Well first and foremost you should see where the site is licensed and regulated. If it is registered in Malta or the UK, the chances are they are a safe bet as both jurisdictions employ strict standards, regulations, compliance requirements, and also do random checks and tests to make sure that everything is above board.\r\n\r\nThen you should check whether the site is secure. Look for a padlock sign in your browser and take a look at the privacy policy whilst you are at it. When it comes to your personal details, and especially bank or card details, you need to make sure that everything is encrypted and secure. Look for payment methods such as Visa, Mastercard, PayPal, Skrill, and NETELLER - all of these are popular and highly reputable e-payment companies and can be trusted with your personal information.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vIT6RLcBDYY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<h3>Great game selection</h3>\r\n\r\nLast but not least, make sure that the game selection and variety is to your liking. There is no good in signing up to a slots site if you don’t like slots, likewise don’t waste your time with a poker based site if you have no idea how to play poker! Look for sites that have a wide range of games of different types so that you can try your hand at all of them and see what works for you! Remember that it is supposed to be fun - if you don’t believe us, why not give it a go for yourself?', 'More and more Brits are taking up online casino gambling', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'online-casino-gambling', '', '', '2017-10-17 08:11:00', '2017-10-17 08:11:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7669', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7671, 1, '2017-10-17 08:11:00', '2017-10-17 08:11:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/casino-image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/casino-image.jpg" alt="Casino image" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7670" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nGambling has always been a big part of <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2009/feb/16/hattersley-casinos-gambling">British culture</a>. Whether it is taking a punt on the races, betting on the outcome of your favourite team, playing bingo with friends, or heading down to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/las-vegas-casino/">local casino</a> for a few spins of the roulette wheel - gambling is something that Brits have always done, and loved.\r\n\r\n<h3>The advent of technology</h3>\r\n\r\nIn recent years, the ever-increasing advent of technology has meant that pretty much everyone is connected to the internet. With <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4114222/Smartphone-internet-use-record-high-US-survey.html">most adults having a smartphone</a>, and a tablet, as well as a laptop or PC, we find ourselves connected to the internet pretty much 24-7. What this means is that we spend more and more of our lives online and many of the things we would once do in person - shopping, booking flights, and gambling - are now done online from the palm of our hands.\r\n\r\nOf course, due to the rising popularity of online casinos, the market is somewhat flooded. It is worth remembering that not all casinos are created equally and some are most definitely better than others. When it comes to knowing which one to go for, it can be difficult knowing how to separate the wheat from the chaff. Luckily, there are many online casinos offer free spins upon sign up and that there are also several online casino comparison sites such as <a href="https://www.crispygamer.com/free-spins-no-deposit/">crispygamer.com/free-spins-no-deposit</a> that reviews all the best free spins no deposit bonuses.\r\n\r\n<h3>How to pick a good one</h3>\r\n\r\nSo what things should you be looking out for before you sign up and start betting? Well first and foremost you should see where the site is licensed and regulated. If it is registered in Malta or the UK, the chances are they are a safe bet as both jurisdictions employ strict standards, regulations, compliance requirements, and also do random checks and tests to make sure that everything is above board.\r\n\r\nThen you should check whether the site is secure. Look for a padlock sign in your browser and take a look at the privacy policy whilst you are at it. When it comes to your personal details, and especially bank or card details, you need to make sure that everything is encrypted and secure. Look for payment methods such as Visa, Mastercard, PayPal, Skrill, and NETELLER - all of these are popular and highly reputable e-payment companies and can be trusted with your personal information.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vIT6RLcBDYY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<h3>Great game selection</h3>\r\n\r\nLast but not least, make sure that the game selection and variety is to your liking. There is no good in signing up to a slots site if you don’t like slots, likewise don’t waste your time with a poker based site if you have no idea how to play poker! Look for sites that have a wide range of games of different types so that you can try your hand at all of them and see what works for you! Remember that it is supposed to be fun - if you don’t believe us, why not give it a go for yourself?', 'More and more Brits are taking up online casino gambling', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7669-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-17 08:11:00', '2017-10-17 08:11:00', '', 7669, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7669-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7672, 1, '2017-10-17 15:03:19', '2017-10-17 15:03:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Front" width="500" height="321" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5247" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette office has just received an unexpected communiqué from the Suffolk Liberation Front, which we thought had gone into retirement. We reprint it below, as instructed.</strong>\r\n\r\nSir,\r\n\r\nIt has been some time since the Suffolk Liberation Front issued a news release, with the last time being a rather sad affair as our forces were decimated and the commanding officer was on the run, literally fighting for his life at times.\r\n\r\nSince those times the SLF has been busy rebuilding and we feel that it is time to <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">terrify the residents of Suffolk</del> reassure the residents of Suffolk that we are on our way soon.\r\n\r\nWe have been made aware of scattered stay-behind units of the SLF throughout Suffolk who have been fighting a desperate guerrilla action, the commanding officer has now been in touch with these scattered <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">idiots </del>heroes and has promised imminent relief to them. They have gratefully contributed financially to the fund for the SLF return.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDuring all this time that the SLF have been absent from Suffolk, the commanding officer has remained grateful to the independent Ravenswood Airborne Battalion, who have been bravely holding out against all odds and have kept a small pocket of Suffolk free from second home owners, Norfolk incursion and all things non Suffolk. Come the time when the SLF returns it is foreseen that this independent battalion may refuse to <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">cow tow to the commanders orders</del> amalgamate into the regular SLF and some pitched battles may ensue in Ravenswood. It is hoped that this does not happen as there is a strong manufacturing and industrial base in that area which will be needed to build fences not bridges.\r\n\r\nThere have been some very heated meetings at the secret SLF training base about what tactics are to be used and what direction the SLF will go in, upon the return there will some new faces, because the previous deputy commander was actually an informer (grass) to forces opposing the SLF <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">reign of terror </del>relief and and liberation of Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe new plan for now is to seal Norfolk on the land borders with a razor wire electrified fence and to mine the coast, preventing any shipping landing there. The SLF intends on seizing fighter jets from the rather odd USAF bases we have; thus liberating Suffolk from imperialist American occupation and pleasing our new allies the DPRK ( North Korea). With the seized aircraft we will establish a no fly zone over the whole of Norfolk and bomb all airfields and landing strips, we will the leave the medieval hell hole to fend for itself, it will become much like scenes from the film <em>Escape From New York</em>.\r\n\r\nThere are other plans in place which must remain confidential due to operational security reasons.\r\n\r\nWe are sad to report that the commanding officer continues to receive death threats on a regular basis. He has diligently stuck it out in exile in Southend, at one point things got dangerous for the commander and he was forced to flee further south, to a seaside town where he spent the week on a rampage of cocaine, alcohol and prostitutes, spending <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">the last of the SLF fighting fund</del> the week gaining strength and resting up for the battle to come.\r\n\r\nThe commanding officer has recently been attacked several times. On one occasion he had slipped into Suffolk to make contact with his men and came under attack from drill wielding maniacs, the CO dealt with it quickly, escaping after fighting for his life.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSadly the latest attempt on the COs life was serious. He was driving sedately at 80mph in his armoured vehicle when he came under fire from forces unknown to him but which are suspected to be sympathetic to Norfolk and fed up with the SLF being in Essex. Luckily the attack was unsuccessful as the CO had wisely fitted bullet proof glass as a windscreen. The CO was so <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">high on drugs</del>  highly trained that he didn\'t even flinch and carried on his journey after the attack.\r\n\r\nI enclose a picture of some of the fighting strength of the SLF and it is highly recommended that you the editor publish our newsletter as otherwise you will be seen as sympathetic to Norfolk and people opposing SLF rule, and you will be dealt with accordingly when the CO comes back in a convoy of vehicles with the song <em>The Boys Are Back in Town</em> playing loudly.\r\n\r\nCome the SLF return, the Suffolk Gazette will be given a worldwide exclusive of this return including every battle and action undertaken. We wouldn\'t want to have to come round to your HQ and insist that you come along to report on the events to come.\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\nSLF Press officer Osborne\r\nWe are Suffolk, we are united\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk Liberation Front rises from the ashes', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-liberation-return', '', '', '2017-10-17 15:08:35', '2017-10-17 15:08:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7672', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7673, 1, '2017-10-17 15:04:24', '2017-10-17 15:04:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Front" width="500" height="321" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5247" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette office has just received an unexpected communiqué from the Suffolk Liberation Front, which we thought had gone into retirement. We reprint it below, as instructed.</strong>\r\n\r\nSir,\r\n\r\nIt has been some time since the Suffolk Liberation Front issued a news release, with the last time being a rather sad affair as our forces were decimated and the commanding officer was on the run, literally fighting for his life at times.\r\n\r\nSince those times the SLF has been busy rebuilding and we feel that it is time to <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">terrify the residents of Suffolk</del> reassure the residents of Suffolk that we are on our way soon.\r\n\r\nWe have been made aware of scattered stay-behind units of the SLF throughout Suffolk who have been fighting a desperate guerrilla action, the commanding officer has now been in touch with these scattered <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">idiots </del>heroes and has promised imminent relief to them. They have gratefully contributed financially to the fund for the SLF return.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDuring all this time that the SLF have been absent from Suffolk, the commanding officer has remained grateful to the independent Ravenswood Airborne Battalion, who have been bravely holding out against all odds and have kept a small pocket of Suffolk free from second home owners, Norfolk incursion and all things non Suffolk. Come the time when the SLF returns it is foreseen that this independent battalion may refuse to <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">cow tow to the commanders orders</del> amalgamate into the regular SLF and some pitched battles may ensue in Ravenswood. It is hoped that this does not happen as there is a strong manufacturing and industrial base in that area which will be needed to build fences not bridges.\r\n\r\nThere have been some very heated meetings at the secret SLF training base about what tactics are to be used and what direction the SLF will go in, upon the return there will some new faces, because the previous deputy commander was actually an informer (grass) to forces opposing the SLF <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">reign of terror </del>relief and and liberation of Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe new plan for now is to seal Norfolk on the land borders with a razor wire electrified fence and to mine the coast, preventing any shipping landing there. The SLF intends on seizing fighter jets from the rather odd USAF bases we have; thus liberating Suffolk from imperialist American occupation and pleasing our new allies the DPRK ( North Korea). With the seized aircraft we will establish a no fly zone over the whole of Norfolk and bomb all airfields and landing strips, we will the leave the medieval hell hole to fend for itself, it will become much like scenes from the film <em>Escape From New York</em>.\r\n\r\nThere are other plans in place which must remain confidential due to operational security reasons.\r\n\r\nWe are sad to report that the commanding officer continues to receive death threats on a regular basis. He has diligently stuck it out in exile in Southend, at one point things got dangerous for the commander and he was forced to flee further south, to a seaside town where he spent the week on a rampage of cocaine, alcohol and prostitutes, spending <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">the last of the SLF fighting fund</del> the week gaining strength and resting up for the battle to come.\r\n\r\nThe commanding officer has recently been attacked several times. On one occasion he had slipped into Suffolk to make contact with his men and came under attack from drill wielding maniacs, the CO dealt with it quickly, escaping after fighting for his life.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSadly the latest attempt on the COs life was serious. He was driving sedately at 80mph in his armoured vehicle when he came under fire from forces unknown to him but which are suspected to be sympathetic to Norfolk and fed up with the SLF being in Essex. Luckily the attack was unsuccessful as the CO had wisely fitted bullet proof glass as a windscreen. The CO was so <del datetime="2017-10-17T14:47:25+00:00">high on drugs</del>  highly trained that he didn\'t even flinch and carried on his journey after the attack.\r\n\r\nI enclose a picture of some of the fighting strength of the SLF and it is highly recommended that you the editor publish our newsletter as otherwise you will be seen as sympathetic to Norfolk and people opposing SLF rule, and you will be dealt with accordingly when the CO comes back in a convoy of vehicles with the song <em>The Boys Are Back in Town</em> playing loudly.\r\n\r\nCome the SLF return, the Suffolk Gazette will be given a worldwide exclusive of this return including every battle and action undertaken. We wouldn\'t want to have to come round to your HQ and insist that you come along to report on the events to come.\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\nSLF Press officer Osborne\r\nWe are Suffolk, we are united\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Suffolk Liberation Front rises from the ashes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7672-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-17 15:04:24', '2017-10-17 15:04:24', '', 7672, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7672-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7674, 1, '2017-10-18 08:15:48', '2017-10-18 08:15:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ox-wagon-e1508314172266.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ox-wagon-e1508314172266.jpg" alt="Ox wagon Norfolk" width="650" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7676" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nDelia Smith has thoughtfully laid on extra transport for Norwich City fans wishing to attend the crunch East Anglian derby at Ipswich on Sunday.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe has ordered the Norfolk Ox Cart Company to prepare 15 wagons to take the Canaries supporters down the A140 and across the border into Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Carrow Road club owner\'s kind gesture, which will cost each fan just <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/norfolk-groat/">two groats</a>, will mean the away support at Portman Road could now top 250.\r\n\r\nA Norwich City spokesman said: "It\'s the biggest game of the year for Norwich fans, who are desperate to see their side beat their Old Farm Derby rivals for the first time since 2009.\r\n\r\n"We have just sneaked above Ipswich in the league, thanks to a fluke injury-time equaliser in the last match against Hull, so demand for tickets is high.\r\n\r\n"Delia has shares in the Norfolk Ox Cart Company and was able to get a special deal for our fans."\r\n\r\nThe match kicks off early at noon at the request of local police.\r\n\r\nOfficers were concerned the Norwich fans\' Ox carts, which are considered hi-tech in Norfolk, would not be able to get home back up the A140 before dark.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman said: "There would be no problem once they got back into Norfolk because there\'s no other road traffic up there.\r\n\r\n"But in Suffolk they will come across cars, lorries and other means of modern transport, and ox carts are slow and do not have lights."\r\n\r\nThe 15 Ox carts are scheduled to leave Carrow Road at 6am on Sunday, which should get them to Ipswich just before the match starts.\r\n\r\nIpswich fans are urged not to throw rotten fruit at the Norwich supporters as they trundle into town.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City orders extra ox carts for fans going to Ipswich', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norwich-ox-carts', '', '', '2017-10-18 08:19:17', '2017-10-18 08:19:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7674', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7676, 1, '2017-10-18 08:08:42', '2017-10-18 08:08:42', 'Norwich City hires extra ox wagons to take fans to the Ipswich match', 'ox wagon', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ox-wagon', '', '', '2017-10-18 08:09:19', '2017-10-18 08:09:19', '', 7674, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ox-wagon.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7677, 1, '2017-10-18 08:15:48', '2017-10-18 08:15:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ox-wagon-e1508314172266.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ox-wagon-e1508314172266.jpg" alt="Ox wagon Norfolk" width="650" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7676" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nDelia Smith has thoughtfully laid on extra transport for Norwich City fans wishing to attend the crunch East Anglian derby at Ipswich on Sunday.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe has ordered the Norfolk Ox Cart Company to prepare 15 wagons to take the Canaries supporters down the A140 and across the border into Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Carrow Road club owner\'s kind gesture, which will cost each fan just <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/norfolk-groat/">two groats</a>, will mean the away support at Portman Road could now top 250.\r\n\r\nA Norwich City spokesman said: "It\'s the biggest game of the year for Norwich fans, who are desperate to see their side beat their Old Farm Derby rivals for the first time since 2009.\r\n\r\n"We have just sneaked above Ipswich in the league, thanks to a fluke injury-time equaliser in the last match against Hull, so demand for tickets is high.\r\n\r\n"Delia has shares in the Norfolk Ox Cart Company and was able to get a special deal for our fans."\r\n\r\nThe match is an early noon kick-off on Sunday after a request from local police.\r\n\r\nOfficers were concerned the Norwich fans\' Ox carts, which are considered hi-tech in Norfolk, would not be able to get home back up the A140 before dark.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman said: "There would be no problem once they got back into Norfolk where there\'s no other road traffic up there.\r\n\r\n"But in Suffolk they will come across cars, lorries and other means of modern transport, and ox carts are slow and do not have lights."\r\n\r\nThe 15 Ox carts are scheduled to leave Carrow Road at 6am on Sunday, which should get them to Ipswich just before the match starts.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City orders extra ox carts for fans going to Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7674-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 08:15:48', '2017-10-18 08:15:48', '', 7674, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7674-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7678, 1, '2017-10-18 08:19:14', '2017-10-18 08:19:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ox-wagon-e1508314172266.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ox-wagon-e1508314172266.jpg" alt="Ox wagon Norfolk" width="650" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7676" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nDelia Smith has thoughtfully laid on extra transport for Norwich City fans wishing to attend the crunch East Anglian derby at Ipswich on Sunday.</strong>\n\nShe has ordered the Norfolk Ox Cart Company to prepare 15 wagons to take the Canaries supporters down the A140 and across the border into Suffolk.\n\n\n\nThe Carrow Road club owner\'s kind gesture, which will cost each fan just <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/norfolk-groat/">two groats</a>, will mean the away support at Portman Road could now top 250.\n\nA Norwich City spokesman said: "It\'s the biggest game of the year for Norwich fans, who are desperate to see their side beat their Old Farm Derby rivals for the first time since 2009.\n\n"We have just sneaked above Ipswich in the league, thanks to a fluke injury-time equaliser in the last match against Hull, so demand for tickets is high.\n\n"Delia has shares in the Norfolk Ox Cart Company and was able to get a special deal for our fans."\n\nThe match kicks off early at noon at the request of local police.\n\nOfficers were concerned the Norwich fans\' Ox carts, which are considered hi-tech in Norfolk, would not be able to get home back up the A140 before dark.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA Suffolk Police spokesman said: "There would be no problem once they got back into Norfolk because there\'s no other road traffic up there.\n\n"But in Suffolk they will come across cars, lorries and other means of modern transport, and ox carts are slow and do not have lights."\n\nThe 15 Ox carts are scheduled to leave Carrow Road at 6am on Sunday, which should get them to Ipswich just before the match starts.\n\nIpswich fans are urged not to throw rotten fruit at the Norwich supporters as they trundle into town.\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City orders extra ox carts for fans going to Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7674-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 08:19:14', '2017-10-18 08:19:14', '', 7674, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7674-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7679, 1, '2017-10-18 08:19:17', '2017-10-18 08:19:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ox-wagon-e1508314172266.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ox-wagon-e1508314172266.jpg" alt="Ox wagon Norfolk" width="650" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7676" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nDelia Smith has thoughtfully laid on extra transport for Norwich City fans wishing to attend the crunch East Anglian derby at Ipswich on Sunday.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe has ordered the Norfolk Ox Cart Company to prepare 15 wagons to take the Canaries supporters down the A140 and across the border into Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Carrow Road club owner\'s kind gesture, which will cost each fan just <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/norfolk-groat/">two groats</a>, will mean the away support at Portman Road could now top 250.\r\n\r\nA Norwich City spokesman said: "It\'s the biggest game of the year for Norwich fans, who are desperate to see their side beat their Old Farm Derby rivals for the first time since 2009.\r\n\r\n"We have just sneaked above Ipswich in the league, thanks to a fluke injury-time equaliser in the last match against Hull, so demand for tickets is high.\r\n\r\n"Delia has shares in the Norfolk Ox Cart Company and was able to get a special deal for our fans."\r\n\r\nThe match kicks off early at noon at the request of local police.\r\n\r\nOfficers were concerned the Norwich fans\' Ox carts, which are considered hi-tech in Norfolk, would not be able to get home back up the A140 before dark.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman said: "There would be no problem once they got back into Norfolk because there\'s no other road traffic up there.\r\n\r\n"But in Suffolk they will come across cars, lorries and other means of modern transport, and ox carts are slow and do not have lights."\r\n\r\nThe 15 Ox carts are scheduled to leave Carrow Road at 6am on Sunday, which should get them to Ipswich just before the match starts.\r\n\r\nIpswich fans are urged not to throw rotten fruit at the Norwich supporters as they trundle into town.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City orders extra ox carts for fans going to Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7674-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 08:19:17', '2017-10-18 08:19:17', '', 7674, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7674-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7680, 1, '2017-10-18 14:27:33', '2017-10-18 14:27:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/somerleyton-hall-e1508336636444.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/somerleyton-hall-e1508336636444.jpg" alt="Somerleyton Hall" width="650" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7681" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk aristocrat has launched a public appeal after losing her dignity in a branch of the Morrisons supermarket.</strong>\r\n\r\nLady Somerleyton had hoped to pop into the store in Pakefield and grab some provisions before anyone noticed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut to her horror, when she got home to her sprawling 5,000 acre Somerleyton Estate a little later, she realised her dignity had gone.\r\n\r\nAn upper class pal said: "Poor Lara didn\'t have time to pop into the closest branch of Waitrose, which is 25 miles away in Saxmundham.\r\n\r\n"So she threw caution to the wind and - and this pains me to say it out loud - she went into Morrisons instead.\r\n\r\n"She grabbed what she could as quickly as possibly, hoping not to speak to or, horror of horrors, touch any common people.\r\n\r\n"Then she sped off in the Range Rover back to the estate, near Lowestoft."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe chum revealed that it was only when Lady Somerleyton had finished unloading the shopping that she realised her dignity had disappeared.\r\n\r\nHer husband, Hugh - Lord Somerleyton - has now offered a reward for the safe return of his wife\'s dignity from Morrisons.\r\n\r\n"My wife and I are devastated to have lost it, and therefore I have decided to offer a cash reward for its safe return, should someone find it," Lord Somerleyton said in a statement.\r\n\r\nThe dignity is described as being very posh, rather wealthy and smelling of expensive perfume.\r\n\r\nAnyone who finds it can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">contact the Suffolk Gazette</a> and we will be delighted to pass it on to her ladyship, while trousering the reward money for ourselves.\r\n\r\nThe news comes very soon after the forgetful aristocrat <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-41666690">lost a family heirloom</a> on a shopping trip.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Aristocrat loses dignity in Morrisons', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'aristocrat-loses-dignity-morrisons', '', '', '2017-10-18 14:31:44', '2017-10-18 14:31:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7680', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7681, 1, '2017-10-18 14:23:35', '2017-10-18 14:23:35', 'Aristocrat loses dignity while shopping in Morrisons', 'somerleyton hall', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'somerleyton-hall', '', '', '2017-10-18 14:24:55', '2017-10-18 14:24:55', '', 7680, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/somerleyton-hall.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7682, 1, '2017-10-18 14:27:33', '2017-10-18 14:27:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/somerleyton-hall-e1508336636444.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/somerleyton-hall-e1508336636444.jpg" alt="Somerleyton Hall" width="650" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7681" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk aristocrat has launched a public appeal after losing her dignity in a branch of the Morrisons supermarket.</strong>\r\n\r\nLady Somerleyton had hoped to pop into the store in Pakefield and grab some provisions before anyone noticed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut to her horror, when she got home to her sprawling 5,000 acre Somerleyton Estate a little later, she realised her dignity had gone.\r\n\r\nAn upper class pal said: "Poor Lara didn\'t have time to pop into the closest branch of Waitrose, which is 25 miles away in Saxmundham.\r\n\r\n"So she threw caution to the wind - and this pains me to say it out loud - and she went into Morrisons instead.\r\n\r\n"She grabbed what she could as quickly as possibly, hoping not to speak to or, horror of horrors, touch any common people.\r\n\r\n"Then she sped off in the Range Rover."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe chum revealed that it was only when Lady Someleyton had finished unloading the shopping that she realised her dignity had disappeared.\r\n\r\nHer husband, Hugh - Lord Somerleyton - has now offered a reward for the safe return of his wife\'s dignity from Morrisons.\r\n\r\n"My wife and I are devastated to have lost it, and therefore I have decided to offer a cash reward for its safe return, should someone find it," Lord Somerleyton said in a statement.\r\n\r\nThe dignity is described as being very posh and rather wealthy.\r\n\r\nAnyone who finds it can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">contact the Suffolk Gazette</a> and we will be delighted to pass it on to her ladyship, while trousering the reward money for ourselves.\r\n\r\nThe news comes very soon after the forgetful aristocrat <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-41666690">lost a family heirloom</a> on a shopping trip.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Aristocrat loses dignity in Morrisons', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7680-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 14:27:33', '2017-10-18 14:27:33', '', 7680, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7680-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7683, 1, '2017-10-18 14:31:01', '2017-10-18 14:31:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/somerleyton-hall-e1508336636444.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/somerleyton-hall-e1508336636444.jpg" alt="Somerleyton Hall" width="650" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7681" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A Suffolk aristocrat has launched a public appeal after losing her dignity in a branch of the Morrisons supermarket.</strong>\n\nLady Somerleyton had hoped to pop into the store in Pakefield and grab some provisions before anyone noticed.\n\n\n\nBut to her horror, when she got home to her sprawling 5,000 acre Somerleyton Estate a little later, she realised her dignity had gone.\n\nAn upper class pal said: "Poor Lara didn\'t have time to pop into the closest branch of Waitrose, which is 25 miles away in Saxmundham.\n\n"So she threw caution to the wind and - and this pains me to say it out loud - she went into Morrisons instead.\n\n"She grabbed what she could as quickly as possibly, hoping not to speak to or, horror of horrors, touch any common people.\n\n"Then she sped off in the Range Rover back to the estate, near Low."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe chum revealed that it was only when Lady Somerleyton had finished unloading the shopping that she realised her dignity had disappeared.\n\nHer husband, Hugh - Lord Somerleyton - has now offered a reward for the safe return of his wife\'s dignity from Morrisons.\n\n"My wife and I are devastated to have lost it, and therefore I have decided to offer a cash reward for its safe return, should someone find it," Lord Somerleyton said in a statement.\n\nThe dignity is described as being very posh, rather wealthy and smelling of expensive perfume.\n\nAnyone who finds it can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">contact the Suffolk Gazette</a> and we will be delighted to pass it on to her ladyship, while trousering the reward money for ourselves.\n\nThe news comes very soon after the forgetful aristocrat <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-41666690">lost a family heirloom</a> on a shopping trip.\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Aristocrat loses dignity in Morrisons', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7680-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 14:31:01', '2017-10-18 14:31:01', '', 7680, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7680-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7684, 1, '2017-10-18 14:31:13', '2017-10-18 14:31:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/somerleyton-hall-e1508336636444.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/somerleyton-hall-e1508336636444.jpg" alt="Somerleyton Hall" width="650" height="401" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7681" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk aristocrat has launched a public appeal after losing her dignity in a branch of the Morrisons supermarket.</strong>\r\n\r\nLady Somerleyton had hoped to pop into the store in Pakefield and grab some provisions before anyone noticed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut to her horror, when she got home to her sprawling 5,000 acre Somerleyton Estate a little later, she realised her dignity had gone.\r\n\r\nAn upper class pal said: "Poor Lara didn\'t have time to pop into the closest branch of Waitrose, which is 25 miles away in Saxmundham.\r\n\r\n"So she threw caution to the wind and - and this pains me to say it out loud - she went into Morrisons instead.\r\n\r\n"She grabbed what she could as quickly as possibly, hoping not to speak to or, horror of horrors, touch any common people.\r\n\r\n"Then she sped off in the Range Rover back to the estate, near Lowestoft."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe chum revealed that it was only when Lady Somerleyton had finished unloading the shopping that she realised her dignity had disappeared.\r\n\r\nHer husband, Hugh - Lord Somerleyton - has now offered a reward for the safe return of his wife\'s dignity from Morrisons.\r\n\r\n"My wife and I are devastated to have lost it, and therefore I have decided to offer a cash reward for its safe return, should someone find it," Lord Somerleyton said in a statement.\r\n\r\nThe dignity is described as being very posh, rather wealthy and smelling of expensive perfume.\r\n\r\nAnyone who finds it can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">contact the Suffolk Gazette</a> and we will be delighted to pass it on to her ladyship, while trousering the reward money for ourselves.\r\n\r\nThe news comes very soon after the forgetful aristocrat <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-41666690">lost a family heirloom</a> on a shopping trip.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Aristocrat loses dignity in Morrisons', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7680-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 14:31:13', '2017-10-18 14:31:13', '', 7680, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7680-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7685, 1, '2017-10-18 16:23:22', '2017-10-18 16:23:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia rail replacement bus set" width="800" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nModel railway giant Hornby has celebrated Greater Anglia\'s franchise win with a special Rail Replacement Bus Set.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe limited edition double-decker bus can be placed next to any Greater Anglia station - providing hours of playtime fun as you imagine frustrated travelers cramming on board for a trip to London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEach set comes with two buses, a hate mob of passengers, harassed staff, a section of broken track - and even a tannoy so the mob can be controlled.\r\n\r\nA Hornby insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ever since Frank Hornby started the company in 1901 we have sought to produce the most lifelike rail models in the world.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia is quite a challenge, however, because it does not have many trains that actually work properly.\r\n\r\n"We tried recreating antiquated units that broke down all the time, but couldn\'t do it. Then our product team came up with the idea of a Rail Replacement Bus Set, given that Greater Anglia seems to use so many of them - especially at weekends."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA real rail passenger said: "We have been pretty fed up with Greater Anglia and their buses, and were looking forward to the franchise ending. But inexplicably they won the franchise renewal which began this week." \r\n\r\nThe limited edition box sets, priced at £19.99, are available now in time for Christmas from all good toy shops. And some bad ones.\r\n\r\n<em>Rail Replacement Bus Set Image: <a href="https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn">@TimDunn</a></em>', 'Hornby celebrates Greater Anglia franchise with Rail Replacement Bus Set', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4909-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 16:23:22', '2017-10-18 16:23:22', '', 4909, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4909-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7686, 1, '2017-10-18 16:27:32', '2017-10-18 16:27:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia rail replacement bus set" width="800" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nModel railway giant Hornby has celebrated Greater Anglia\'s franchise win with a special Rail Replacement Bus Set.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe limited edition double-decker bus can be placed next to any Greater Anglia station - providing hours of playtime fun as you imagine frustrated travelers cramming on board for a trip to London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEach set comes with two buses, a hate mob of passengers, harassed staff, a section of broken track - and even a tannoy so the mob can be controlled.\r\n\r\nA Hornby insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ever since Frank Hornby started the company in 1901 we have sought to produce the most lifelike rail models in the world.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia is quite a challenge, however, because it does not have many trains that actually work properly.\r\n\r\n"We tried recreating antiquated units that broke down all the time, but couldn\'t do it.\r\n\r\n"Then our product team came up with the idea of a Rail Replacement Bus Set, given that Greater Anglia seems to use so many of them - especially at weekends."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA real rail passenger said: "We have been pretty fed up with Greater Anglia and their buses, and were looking forward to the franchise ending. But inexplicably they won the franchise renewal which began this week." \r\n\r\nThe limited edition box sets, priced at £19.99, are available now in time for Christmas from all good toy shops. And some bad ones.\r\n\r\n<em>Rail Replacement Bus Set Image: <a href="https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn">@TimDunn</a></em>', 'Hornby celebrates Greater Anglia franchise with Rail Replacement Bus Set', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4909-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 16:27:32', '2017-10-18 16:27:32', '', 4909, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4909-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7687, 1, '2017-10-18 16:32:59', '2017-10-18 16:32:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia rail replacement bus set" width="800" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nModel railway giant Hornby has celebrated Greater Anglia\'s franchise win with a special Rail Replacement Bus Set.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe limited edition double-decker bus can be placed next to any Greater Anglia station - providing hours of playtime fun as you imagine frustrated travelers cramming on board for a trip to London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEach set comes with two buses, a hate mob of passengers, harassed staff, a section of broken track - and even a tannoy so the mob can be controlled.\r\n\r\nA Hornby insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ever since Frank Hornby started the company in 1901 we have sought to produce the most lifelike rail models in the world.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia is quite a challenge, however, because it does not have many trains that actually work properly.\r\n\r\n"We tried recreating antiquated units that broke down all the time, but couldn\'t do it.\r\n\r\n"Then our product team came up with the idea of a Rail Replacement Bus Set, given that Greater Anglia seems to use so many of them - especially at weekends."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA real rail passenger said: "We have been pretty fed up with Greater Anglia and their buses, and were looking forward to the franchise ending. But inexplicably they won the franchise renewal which began this week."\r\n\r\nLucky owners of the Rail Replacement Bus Set will have great fun pushing the smelly bus, which has special windows that mist up, around the living room carpet.\r\n\r\nThey can imagine driving all the way from Ipswich into odd parts of Essex like Billericay to pick up passengers who mostly wear baseball caps and speak in a wannabe East London accent.\r\n\r\nThen they push the now-crammed bus along to Ingatestone, where they let the grumpy passengers off because they might actually be able to catch a train from there.\r\n\r\nThe limited edition box sets, priced at £19.99, are available now in time for Christmas from all good toy shops. And some bad ones.\r\n\r\n<em>Rail Replacement Bus Set Image: <a href="https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn">@TimDunn</a></em>', 'Hornby celebrates Greater Anglia franchise with Rail Replacement Bus Set', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4909-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 16:32:59', '2017-10-18 16:32:59', '', 4909, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4909-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7688, 1, '2017-10-17 15:54:07', '2017-10-17 15:54:07', 'Everybody knows that Nottinghamshire is Robin Hood country, but what you may not know about it is that it is also one of the luckiest places in the entire world for playing the lottery. With over 60 millionaires since the National Lottery has been introduced in 1994, and more than 660 people with high-tier prizes under their belts, Nottinghamshire is clearly the place to be if you’re trying your luck in the lottery! In this article, we are going to tell you about the biggest lottery winners from Nottinghamshire so that you can get an idea of the immense proportions of their wins.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Matt-Topham-and-Cassey-Carrington.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Matt-Topham-and-Cassey-Carrington.jpg" alt="Lottery winners" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7689" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Matt and Cassey Topham - £45 MILLION</strong>\r\nMatt and Cassey Topham are the biggest lottery winners in Nottinghamshire to this day. They got their big lottery break back on February 7th, 2012, when they won a whopping £45 million in the EuroMillions. At the time of their win, they were both 26 years old and they immediately fell into the sweetest part of their entire lives.\r\n\r\nThe two young lovers got married that year and saw many of their dreams turning into reality. Little did they know that playing EuroMillions <a href="https://www.thelotter.co.uk/uk-euromillions-syndicate-winners/">would give their lives such a boost</a>. While most lottery winners spend their money on luxury mansions, the Tophams got an eight-bedroom environmentally-sustainable home.\r\n\r\nOne of their most luxurious purchases was an Aston Martin DB9, which was meant to replace the Peugeot 107 they had before. They also used their EuroMillions fortune to buy a house for their best friend, and to take their best mates on some amazing trips to Spain and New York.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Sue-and-Ivan-Westbury.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Sue-and-Ivan-Westbury.jpg" alt="Lottery winners" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7690" /></a>\r\n<strong>Sue and Ivan Westbury - £7.7 million</strong>\r\nThe Westburies got their big lotto jackpot on July 7th, 2010 in the UK Lotto. They were extremely excited to find out that they had won a whopping £7.7 million. They told the press how they went to a local pub to celebrate their win and realized only after that neither of them had brought any money for the drinks.\r\n\r\nWell, truthfully, with a fortune of £7.7 million, worrying about cash seems somewhat redundant. After collecting their millions from Camelot, Sue and Ivan Westbury went on a caravan holiday in Cornwall together with their dog.\r\n\r\nThen, they moved their travel destinations to more exotic locations, but overall remained extremely leveled with their money. Mr. Westbury continued to run his lightning protection company, Sentinel Lightning. The two used their money to take advantage of the smaller and larger pleasures of life, but they still have a fortune to speak of today.\r\n\r\nThese are the biggest lottery winners in Nottinghamshire, but there are many more amazing lotto stories that came out of this wondrous region in the UK. So, if you are planning a trip to Nottingham, make sure to put in at least one ticket because it seems to be the place to be for winning the lottery!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Gareth-and-Catherine-Bull.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Gareth-and-Catherine-Bull.jpg" alt="Lottery winners" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7691" /></a>\r\n<strong>Gareth and Catherine Bull - £41 MILLION</strong>\r\n2012 was indeed an excellent year for Nottinghamshire. Only two weeks before Matt and Cassey Topham scooped their lotto fortune, Gareth and Catherine Bull were making headlines as they won a staggering £41 million in the EuroMillions on January 20th, 2012.\r\n \r\nThe Bulls became known as <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/11229144/National-Lottery-winners-Gareth-and-Catherine-Bull-We-won-40m-but-have-barely-spent-a-penny.html">some of the most leveled lottery winners in EuroMillions history</a>, as they even refused to move from their home in Mansfield Woodhouse. However, they did have a very good reason not to, as it was built by Gareth himself as their dream home.\r\n\r\nThe couple changed cars and aimed to maintain a simple life after their win and even donate to cancer charities. Their most extravagant investment was in a villa in Tenerife. Sadly, five years after their win, Gareth and Catherine Bull have announced that they would be separating, but their story remains inspiring for lottery winners everywhere.', 'The Biggest Lottery Winners in Nottinghamshire', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'biggest-lottery-winners', '', '', '2017-10-18 17:09:19', '2017-10-18 17:09:19', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7688', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7692, 1, '2017-10-18 17:07:32', '2017-10-18 17:07:32', 'Everybody knows that Nottinghamshire is Robin Hood country, but what you may not know about it is that it is also one of the luckiest places in the entire world for playing the lottery. With over 60 millionaires since the National Lottery has been introduced in 1994, and more than 660 people with high-tier prizes under their belts, Nottinghamshire is clearly the place to be if you’re trying your luck in the lottery! In this article, we are going to tell you about the biggest lottery winners from Nottinghamshire so that you can get an idea of the immense proportions of their wins.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Matt-Topham-and-Cassey-Carrington.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Matt-Topham-and-Cassey-Carrington.jpg" alt="Lottery winners" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7689" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Matt and Cassey Topham - £45 MILLION</strong>\r\nMatt and Cassey Topham are the biggest lottery winners in Nottinghamshire to this day. They got their big lottery break back on February 7th, 2012, when they won a whopping £45 million in the EuroMillions. At the time of their win, they were both 26 years old and they immediately fell into the sweetest part of their entire lives.\r\n\r\nThe two young lovers got married that year and saw many of their dreams turning into reality. Little did they know that playing EuroMillions <a href="https://www.thelotter.co.uk/uk-euromillions-syndicate-winners/">would give their lives such a boost</a>. While most lottery winners spend their money on luxury mansions, the Tophams got an eight-bedroom environmentally-sustainable home.\r\n\r\nOne of their most luxurious purchases was an Aston Martin DB9, which was meant to replace the Peugeot 107 they had before. They also used their EuroMillions fortune to buy a house for their best friend, and to take their best mates on some amazing trips to Spain and New York.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Sue-and-Ivan-Westbury.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Sue-and-Ivan-Westbury.jpg" alt="Lottery winners" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7690" /></a>\r\n<strong>Sue and Ivan Westbury - £7.7 million</strong>\r\nThe Westburies got their big lotto jackpot on July 7th, 2010 in the UK Lotto. They were extremely excited to find out that they had won a whopping £7.7 million. They told the press how they went to a local pub to celebrate their win and realized only after that neither of them had brought any money for the drinks.\r\n\r\nWell, truthfully, with a fortune of £7.7 million, worrying about cash seems somewhat redundant. After collecting their millions from Camelot, Sue and Ivan Westbury went on a caravan holyday in Cornwall together with their dog.\r\n\r\nThen, they moved their travel destinations to more exotic locations, but overall remained extremely leveled with their money. Mr. Westbury continued to run his lightning protection company, Sentinel Lightning. The two used their money to take advantage of the smaller and larger pleasures of life, but they still have a fortune to speak of today.\r\n\r\nThese are the biggest lottery winners in Nottinghamshire, but there are many more amazing lotto stories that came out of this wondrous region in the UK. So, if you are planning a trip to Nottingham, make sure to put in at least one ticket because it seems to be the place to be for winning the lottery!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Gareth-and-Catherine-Bull.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Gareth-and-Catherine-Bull.jpg" alt="Lottery winners" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7691" /></a>\r\n<strong>Gareth and Catherine Bull - £41 MILLION</strong>\r\n2012 was indeed an excellent year for Nottinghamshire. Only two weeks before Matt and Cassey Topham scooped their lotto fortune, Gareth and Catherine Bull were making headlines as they won a staggering £41 million in the EuroMillions on January 20th, 2012.\r\n \r\nThe Bulls became known as <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/11229144/National-Lottery-winners-Gareth-and-Catherine-Bull-We-won-40m-but-have-barely-spent-a-penny.html">some of the most leveled lottery winners in EuroMillions history</a>, as they even refused to move from their home in Mansfield Woodhouse. However, they did have a very good reason not to, as it was built by Gareth himself as their dream home.\r\n\r\nThe couple changed cars and aimed to maintain a simple life after their win and even donate to cancer charities. Their most extravagant investment was in a villa in Tenerife. Sadly, five years after their win, Gareth and Catherine Bull have announced that they would be separating, but their story remains inspiring for lottery winners everywhere.', 'The Biggest Lottery Winners in Nottinghamshire', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7688-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 17:07:32', '2017-10-18 17:07:32', '', 7688, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7688-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7693, 1, '2017-10-18 17:09:19', '2017-10-18 17:09:19', 'Everybody knows that Nottinghamshire is Robin Hood country, but what you may not know about it is that it is also one of the luckiest places in the entire world for playing the lottery. With over 60 millionaires since the National Lottery has been introduced in 1994, and more than 660 people with high-tier prizes under their belts, Nottinghamshire is clearly the place to be if you’re trying your luck in the lottery! In this article, we are going to tell you about the biggest lottery winners from Nottinghamshire so that you can get an idea of the immense proportions of their wins.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Matt-Topham-and-Cassey-Carrington.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Matt-Topham-and-Cassey-Carrington.jpg" alt="Lottery winners" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7689" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Matt and Cassey Topham - £45 MILLION</strong>\r\nMatt and Cassey Topham are the biggest lottery winners in Nottinghamshire to this day. They got their big lottery break back on February 7th, 2012, when they won a whopping £45 million in the EuroMillions. At the time of their win, they were both 26 years old and they immediately fell into the sweetest part of their entire lives.\r\n\r\nThe two young lovers got married that year and saw many of their dreams turning into reality. Little did they know that playing EuroMillions <a href="https://www.thelotter.co.uk/uk-euromillions-syndicate-winners/">would give their lives such a boost</a>. While most lottery winners spend their money on luxury mansions, the Tophams got an eight-bedroom environmentally-sustainable home.\r\n\r\nOne of their most luxurious purchases was an Aston Martin DB9, which was meant to replace the Peugeot 107 they had before. They also used their EuroMillions fortune to buy a house for their best friend, and to take their best mates on some amazing trips to Spain and New York.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Sue-and-Ivan-Westbury.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Sue-and-Ivan-Westbury.jpg" alt="Lottery winners" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7690" /></a>\r\n<strong>Sue and Ivan Westbury - £7.7 million</strong>\r\nThe Westburies got their big lotto jackpot on July 7th, 2010 in the UK Lotto. They were extremely excited to find out that they had won a whopping £7.7 million. They told the press how they went to a local pub to celebrate their win and realized only after that neither of them had brought any money for the drinks.\r\n\r\nWell, truthfully, with a fortune of £7.7 million, worrying about cash seems somewhat redundant. After collecting their millions from Camelot, Sue and Ivan Westbury went on a caravan holiday in Cornwall together with their dog.\r\n\r\nThen, they moved their travel destinations to more exotic locations, but overall remained extremely leveled with their money. Mr. Westbury continued to run his lightning protection company, Sentinel Lightning. The two used their money to take advantage of the smaller and larger pleasures of life, but they still have a fortune to speak of today.\r\n\r\nThese are the biggest lottery winners in Nottinghamshire, but there are many more amazing lotto stories that came out of this wondrous region in the UK. So, if you are planning a trip to Nottingham, make sure to put in at least one ticket because it seems to be the place to be for winning the lottery!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Gareth-and-Catherine-Bull.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Gareth-and-Catherine-Bull.jpg" alt="Lottery winners" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7691" /></a>\r\n<strong>Gareth and Catherine Bull - £41 MILLION</strong>\r\n2012 was indeed an excellent year for Nottinghamshire. Only two weeks before Matt and Cassey Topham scooped their lotto fortune, Gareth and Catherine Bull were making headlines as they won a staggering £41 million in the EuroMillions on January 20th, 2012.\r\n \r\nThe Bulls became known as <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/11229144/National-Lottery-winners-Gareth-and-Catherine-Bull-We-won-40m-but-have-barely-spent-a-penny.html">some of the most leveled lottery winners in EuroMillions history</a>, as they even refused to move from their home in Mansfield Woodhouse. However, they did have a very good reason not to, as it was built by Gareth himself as their dream home.\r\n\r\nThe couple changed cars and aimed to maintain a simple life after their win and even donate to cancer charities. Their most extravagant investment was in a villa in Tenerife. Sadly, five years after their win, Gareth and Catherine Bull have announced that they would be separating, but their story remains inspiring for lottery winners everywhere.', 'The Biggest Lottery Winners in Nottinghamshire', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7688-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 17:09:19', '2017-10-18 17:09:19', '', 7688, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7688-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7694, 1, '2017-10-19 15:39:43', '2017-10-19 15:39:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/waitrose-store.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/waitrose-store.jpg" alt="Waitrose" width="640" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7695" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Posh supermarket chain Waitrose is to launch special open evenings on Tuesdays exclusively for common people.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe move means the chain\'s posh customers now know when to stay at home to avoid rubbing shoulders with the working class.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd it will allow those less well-educated, and with hardly any money, to walk around the aisles hunting for bargains without feeling ashamed.\r\n\r\nThe move comes just months after we revealed how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">Lidl was launching Middle Class Mondays</a> - a day when yummy mummies could take advantage of the store\'s special offers without anyone noticing.\r\n\r\nThat has become such as a success that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/class-warfare/">Waitrose </a>spotted the potential of having some segregated shopper time of its own.\r\n\r\nBosses felt that common people did not deserve a whole day with the shops to themselves, but they are putting aside three hours on a Tuesday night, from 9pm to midnight in flagship stores.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThey say poor people will not have to prove they are common, but as everyone else will avoid the shops like the plague during the \'shell suit hours\', there is no need.\r\n\r\nA retail behaviour expert said: "This is a great move by Waitrose. Poor people would love to look around the store and maybe try to find some cheap kale or pheasant jerky.\r\n\r\n"But they are too embarrassed and afraid the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-audi/">posh people who drive Audis</a> and Range Rovers will point and sneer at them.\r\n\r\n"Now they can enjoy some special \'me\' time without being ashamed and self-conscious."\r\n\r\nPoor person Janice Smith, 59, from Ipswich, said: "I\'m looking forward to having a nose around Waitrose. So long as the buses run from there up to midnight I\'ll be fine."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Waitrose to hold open evenings for common people only', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'waitrose-common-people', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:26:42', '2018-01-29 14:26:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7694', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7696, 1, '2017-10-19 15:39:43', '2017-10-19 15:39:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/waitrose-store.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/waitrose-store.jpg" alt="Waitrose" width="640" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7695" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Posh supermarket chain Waitrose is to launch special open evenings on Tuesdays exclusively for common people.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe move means the chain\'s posh customers now know when to stay at home to avoid rubbing shoulders with the working class.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd it will allow those less well-educated, and with hardly any money, to walk around the aisles hunting for bargains without feeling ashamed.\r\n\r\nThe move comes just months after we revealed how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">Lidl was launching Middle Class Mondays</a> - a day when yummy mummies could take advantage of the store\'s special offers without anyone noticing.\r\n\r\nThat has become such as a success that Waitrose spotted the potential of having some segregated shopper time of its own.\r\n\r\nBosses felt that common people did not deserve a whole day with the shops to themselves, but they are putting aside three hours on a Tuesday night, from 9pm to midnight in flagship stores.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThey say poor people will not have to prove they are common, but as everyone else will avoid the shops like the plague during the \'shell suit hours\', there is no need.\r\n\r\nA retail behaviour expert said: "This is a great move by Waitrose. Poor people would love to look around the store and maybe try to find some cheap kale or pheasant jerky.\r\n\r\n"But they are too embarrassed and afraid the posh people who drive Audis a Range Rovers will point and sneer at them.\r\n\r\n"Now they can enjoy some special \'me\' time without being ashamed and subconscious."\r\n\r\nPoor person Janice Smith, 59, from Ipswich, said: "I\'m looking forward to having a nose around Waitrose. So long as the buses run from there up to midnight I\'ll be fine."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Waitrose to hold open evenings for common people only', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7694-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-19 15:39:43', '2017-10-19 15:39:43', '', 7694, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7694-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7697, 1, '2017-10-19 15:43:30', '2017-10-19 15:43:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/waitrose-store.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/waitrose-store.jpg" alt="Waitrose" width="640" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7695" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Posh supermarket chain Waitrose is to launch special open evenings on Tuesdays exclusively for common people.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe move means the chain\'s posh customers now know when to stay at home to avoid rubbing shoulders with the working class.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd it will allow those less well-educated, and with hardly any money, to walk around the aisles hunting for bargains without feeling ashamed.\r\n\r\nThe move comes just months after we revealed how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">Lidl was launching Middle Class Mondays</a> - a day when yummy mummies could take advantage of the store\'s special offers without anyone noticing.\r\n\r\nThat has become such as a success that Waitrose spotted the potential of having some segregated shopper time of its own.\r\n\r\nBosses felt that common people did not deserve a whole day with the shops to themselves, but they are putting aside three hours on a Tuesday night, from 9pm to midnight in flagship stores.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThey say poor people will not have to prove they are common, but as everyone else will avoid the shops like the plague during the \'shell suit hours\', there is no need.\r\n\r\nA retail behaviour expert said: "This is a great move by Waitrose. Poor people would love to look around the store and maybe try to find some cheap kale or pheasant jerky.\r\n\r\n"But they are too embarrassed and afraid the posh people who drive Audis and Range Rovers will point and sneer at them.\r\n\r\n"Now they can enjoy some special \'me\' time without being ashamed and subconscious."\r\n\r\nPoor person Janice Smith, 59, from Ipswich, said: "I\'m looking forward to having a nose around Waitrose. So long as the buses run from there up to midnight I\'ll be fine."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Waitrose to hold open evenings for common people only', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7694-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-19 15:43:30', '2017-10-19 15:43:30', '', 7694, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7694-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7699, 1, '2017-10-20 07:07:00', '2017-10-20 07:07:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/waitrose-store.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/waitrose-store.jpg" alt="Waitrose" width="640" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7695" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Posh supermarket chain Waitrose is to launch special open evenings on Tuesdays exclusively for common people.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe move means the chain\'s posh customers now know when to stay at home to avoid rubbing shoulders with the working class.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd it will allow those less well-educated, and with hardly any money, to walk around the aisles hunting for bargains without feeling ashamed.\r\n\r\nThe move comes just months after we revealed how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">Lidl was launching Middle Class Mondays</a> - a day when yummy mummies could take advantage of the store\'s special offers without anyone noticing.\r\n\r\nThat has become such as a success that Waitrose spotted the potential of having some segregated shopper time of its own.\r\n\r\nBosses felt that common people did not deserve a whole day with the shops to themselves, but they are putting aside three hours on a Tuesday night, from 9pm to midnight in flagship stores.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThey say poor people will not have to prove they are common, but as everyone else will avoid the shops like the plague during the \'shell suit hours\', there is no need.\r\n\r\nA retail behaviour expert said: "This is a great move by Waitrose. Poor people would love to look around the store and maybe try to find some cheap kale or pheasant jerky.\r\n\r\n"But they are too embarrassed and afraid the posh people who drive Audis and Range Rovers will point and sneer at them.\r\n\r\n"Now they can enjoy some special \'me\' time without being ashamed and self-conscious."\r\n\r\nPoor person Janice Smith, 59, from Ipswich, said: "I\'m looking forward to having a nose around Waitrose. So long as the buses run from there up to midnight I\'ll be fine."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Waitrose to hold open evenings for common people only', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7694-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-20 07:07:00', '2017-10-20 07:07:00', '', 7694, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7694-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7700, 1, '2017-10-20 15:47:08', '2017-10-20 15:47:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" alt="Norwich FC trophy cabinet" width="552" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3014" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nDelia Smith\'s Norwich City could be charged with wasting police time after the club claimed its trophy cabinet had been stolen.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a 999 call from Carrow Road insisted the cabinet, together with its allegedly precious contents, had disappeared from the board room.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut an investigation by Norfolk Police quickly revealed no one at the club could describe any of the stolen items, and detectives concluded it was likely a trophy cabinet never existed in the first place.\r\n\r\nA police source confirmed Norwich\'s only known cup, the 1955-56 Bernard Matthews Challenge Shield, had been found - propping open a fire door.\r\n\r\nThe officer said: "The emergency call was traced back to the office of Norwich chairman Ed Balls, who was found in a comatose state surrounded by <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ed-balls-to-be-paid-in-pies/">empty pie tins</a>.\r\n\r\n"He was jabbering on about the league title, and FA Cup and UEFA Cup trophies - but clearly he was mistaking his club\'s history with that of their larger and more successful rivals over the border in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, concerned staff have called in Yvette Fielding, star of TV’s Most Haunted show, to investigate as the spectre of wasting all their Premier League parachute money haunts the corridors of Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "There has been a ghostly apparition running through the corridors screeching, \'Where are you? Let\'s be having you.\' We think it is the spirit of a sad old woman desperately searching for her team\'s next win."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City risk charge of wasting police time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2970-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-20 15:47:08', '2017-10-20 15:47:08', '', 2970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7701, 1, '2017-10-20 15:50:23', '2017-10-20 15:50:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" alt="Norwich FC trophy cabinet" width="552" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3014" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nDelia Smith\'s Norwich City could be charged with wasting police time after the club claimed its trophy cabinet had been stolen.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a 999 call from Carrow Road insisted the cabinet, together with its allegedly precious contents, had disappeared from the board room.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut an investigation by Norfolk Police quickly revealed no one at the club could describe any of the stolen items, and detectives concluded it was likely a trophy cabinet never existed in the first place.\r\n\r\nA police source confirmed Norwich\'s only known cup, the 1955-56 Bernard Matthews Challenge Shield, had been found - propping open a fire door.\r\n\r\nThe officer said: "The emergency call was traced back to the office of Norwich chairman Ed Balls, who was found in a comatose state surrounded by <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ed-balls-to-be-paid-in-pies/">empty pie tins</a>.\r\n\r\n"He was jabbering on about the league title, and FA Cup and UEFA Cup trophies - but clearly he was mistaking his club\'s history with that of their larger and more successful rivals over the border in Suffolk."\r\n\r\nStretched forces in Norfolk are now considering charging Norwich City FC with wasting police time. "Normally people call them a waste of time anyway," the officer said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, concerned club staff have called in Yvette Fielding, star of TV’s Most Haunted show, to investigate as the spectre of wasting all their Premier League parachute money haunts the corridors of Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "There has been a ghostly apparition running through the corridors screeching, \'Where are you? Let\'s be having you.\' We think it is the spirit of a sad old woman desperately searching for her team\'s next win."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City risk charge of wasting police time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2970-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-20 15:50:23', '2017-10-20 15:50:23', '', 2970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7702, 1, '2017-10-21 09:27:43', '2017-10-21 09:27:43', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders\' register.</strong>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now forbidden to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\nAnother policeman added: "He\'ll also need to keep away from the town\'s gardens - if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty."\r\n\r\n<i>EDITOR\'S NOTE: Three months later, things had not improved for Mr Bishop, who was caught out trying to get a job at an agriculture college, where he wanted to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/tractor-sex-man/" target="_blank">give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-21 09:27:43', '2017-10-21 09:27:43', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7703, 1, '2017-10-21 09:47:10', '0000-00-00 00:00:00', '\n\nTin Woodsman sequence, as Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Man skip down the yellow brick road to Emerald City.', 'Wizard of Oz Munchkin DID die in horror film scene', '', 'draft', 'closed', 'closed', '', '', '', '', '2017-10-21 09:47:10', '2017-10-21 09:47:10', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7703', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7704, 1, '2017-10-23 12:47:55', '2017-10-23 12:47:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/portable-toilet-horror.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/portable-toilet-horror.jpg" alt="portable toilet" width="953" height="633" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7708" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman is recovering after being locked in a portable toilet for three days, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe nipped into the loo on a building site after being caught short on a night out in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nBut she was horrified to find the lock became stuck behind her - and she could not get out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo one heard her cries for help or banging on the walls because the incident happened on a Friday night and no one was due to turn up for work on the site until Monday morning.\r\n\r\nBut things got worse when, instead of being found, a lorry arrived on the Monday to collect the toilet and take it back to the supplier.\r\n\r\nThe 29-year-old victim felt a crane lift her onto the back of the vehicle, and she then had to sit tight on a 25-mile journey from Ipswich to the portable toilet business outside Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nIt was only when shocked staff forced open the door to empty and clean the blue lavatory that the tearful woman, who has not been named, was discovered.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Pleasure Dome Toilets said: "You can imagine our surprise to find this poor woman sitting on the toilet.\r\n\r\n"She was in a state of distress and was feeling a little under the weather from being subjected to the smell of chemicals for so long.\r\n\r\n"But once she had had a drink and something to eat, she saw the funny side.\r\n\r\n"Her phone battery had long died while she was out on the Friday so she could not even ring for help. Her family was very pleased to hear she was ok."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman locked in portable toilet for three days', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'locked-portable-toilet', '', '', '2017-10-23 12:55:01', '2017-10-23 12:55:01', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7704', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7705, 1, '2017-10-23 12:36:49', '2017-10-23 12:36:49', '\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman is recovering after being locked in a portable toilet for four days, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe nipped into the loo on a building site after being caught short on a night out.\r\n\r\nBut she was horrified to find the lock became stuck - and she could not get out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo one heard her cries for help or banging on the walls, and things got worse when a lorry turned up to collect the toilet.\r\n\r\nThe 29-year-old felt a crane lift her onto the back of a vehicle, and she then had to sit tight on a 25-mile journey from Ipswich to the portable toilet business outside Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nIt was only when shocked staff forced open the door to empty and clean the toilet that the tearful woman, who has not been named, was discovered.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n', 'Woman locked in portable toilet for four days', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7704-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-23 12:36:49', '2017-10-23 12:36:49', '', 7704, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7704-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7709, 1, '2017-10-23 12:47:55', '2017-10-23 12:47:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/portable-toilet-horror.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/portable-toilet-horror.jpg" alt="portable toilet" width="953" height="633" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7708" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman is recovering after being locked in a portable toilet for three days, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe nipped into the loo on a building site after being caught short on a night out in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nBut she was horrified to find the lock became stuck behind her - and she could not get out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo one heard her cries for help or banging on the walls because the incident happened on a Friday night and no one was due to turn up for work on the site until Monday morning.\r\n\r\nBut things got worse when, instead of being found, a lorry arrived on the Monday to collect the toilet and take it back to the supplier.\r\n\r\nThe 29-year-old victim felt a crane lift her onto the back of the vehicle, and she then had to sit tight on a 25-mile journey from Ipswich to the portable toilet business outside Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nIt was only when shocked staff forced open the door to empty and clean the blue lavatory that the tearful woman, who has not been named, was discovered.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Pleasure Dome Toilets said: "You can imagine our surprise to find this poor woman sitting on the toilet.\r\n\r\n"She was in a state of distress and was feeling a little under the weather from being subjected to the smell of chemicals for so long.\r\n\r\n"But once she had had a drink and something to eat, she saw the funny side.\r\n\r\n"Her phone battery had long died while she was out on the Friday so she could not even ring for help. Her family was very pleased to hear she was ok."', 'Woman locked in portable toilet for three days', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7704-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-23 12:47:55', '2017-10-23 12:47:55', '', 7704, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7704-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7710, 1, '2017-10-23 12:53:32', '2017-10-23 12:53:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/portable-toilet-horror.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/portable-toilet-horror.jpg" alt="portable toilet" width="953" height="633" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7708" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman is recovering after being locked in a portable toilet for three days, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe nipped into the loo on a building site after being caught short on a night out in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nBut she was horrified to find the lock became stuck behind her - and she could not get out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo one heard her cries for help or banging on the walls because the incident happened on a Friday night and no one was due to turn up for work on the site until Monday morning.\r\n\r\nBut things got worse when, instead of being found, a lorry arrived on the Monday to collect the toilet and take it back to the supplier.\r\n\r\nThe 29-year-old victim felt a crane lift her onto the back of the vehicle, and she then had to sit tight on a 25-mile journey from Ipswich to the portable toilet business outside Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nIt was only when shocked staff forced open the door to empty and clean the blue lavatory that the tearful woman, who has not been named, was discovered.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Pleasure Dome Toilets said: "You can imagine our surprise to find this poor woman sitting on the toilet.\r\n\r\n"She was in a state of distress and was feeling a little under the weather from being subjected to the smell of chemicals for so long.\r\n\r\n"But once she had had a drink and something to eat, she saw the funny side.\r\n\r\n"Her phone battery had long died while she was out on the Friday so she could not even ring for help. Her family was very pleased to hear she was ok."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman locked in portable toilet for three days', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7704-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-23 12:53:32', '2017-10-23 12:53:32', '', 7704, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7704-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7714, 1, '2017-10-24 11:06:14', '2017-10-24 11:06:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg" alt="Sizewell cat" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7715" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A family who recently moved to Sizewell have raised concerns after their pet cat\'s appearance changed drastically within two weeks.</strong>\r\n\r\nFluffy went from being a normal looking hairy cat (inset) to a bald freak with huge ears and scary green eyes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMum-of-two Sharon Spencer, 35, said: "My husband got a new job so we had to move from Northamptonshire to live in Sizewell on the Suffolk coast, close to the nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n"Everything has been lovely - the locals have welcomed us and said we should be accepted in Suffolk within 27 years, and the kids settled in school once they got used to wearing smocks.\r\n\r\n"But something is terribly strange about Fluffy, who likes to go out at night and explore.\r\n\r\n"First we noticed some tufts of his hair began falling out - and within four days it had all gone.\r\n\r\n"And then his ears grew enormous and his eyes began to bulge and changed colour from yellow to green. He also now has five legs.\r\n\r\n"He\'s probably the same cat inside, but to be honest the kids are now scared to go near him."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Spencer took Fluffy to the local vets in Leiston, who advised her to stop letting him wander up to Sizewell B.\r\n\r\n"They wouldn\'t tell me why. It\'s very odd," Mrs Spencer said.\r\n\r\n"Why shouldn\'t Fluffy go up there where it\'s nice and warm? It makes you wonder if it is entirely safe."\r\n\r\nSizewell B spokesman Charles Montgomery Burns said: "Excellent! There is absolutely nothing to worry about. Release the hounds!"\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sizewell family alarmed by cat\'s changing appearance', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cat-sizewell', '', '', '2017-10-24 11:24:52', '2017-10-24 11:24:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7714', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7716, 1, '2017-10-24 11:06:14', '2017-10-24 11:06:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg" alt="Sizewell cat" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7715" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A family who recently moved to Sizewell have raised concerns after their pet cat\'s appearance changed drastically within two weeks.</strong>\r\n\r\nFluffy went from being a normal looking hairy cat (inset) to a bald freak with huge ears and scary green eyes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMum of two Sharon Spencer, 35, said: "My husband got a new job so we had to move from Northamptonshire to live in Sizewell on the Suffolk coast, close to the nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n"Everything has been lovely - the locals have welcomed us and said we should be accepted in Suffolk within 27 years, and the kids settled in school once they got used to wearing smocks.\r\n\r\n"But something is terribly strange about Fluffy. He likes to go out and explore and something has is odd.\r\n\r\n"First we noticed his hair falling out, and then his ears grew enormous and his eyes changed colour. He now has five legs.\r\n\r\n"He\'s probably the same cat inside, but to be honest the kids are now scared to go near him."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Spencer took fluffy to the local vets in Leiston, who advised her to stop letting Fluffy wander up to Sizewell B.\r\n\r\n"It\'s very odd," Mrs Spencer said. "Why shouldn\'t Fluffy go up there where it\'s nice and warm? It makes you wonder if it is entirely safe."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sizewell family alarmed by cat\'s changing appearance', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7714-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-24 11:06:14', '2017-10-24 11:06:14', '', 7714, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7717, 1, '2017-10-24 11:24:13', '2017-10-24 11:24:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg" alt="Sizewell cat" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7715" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A family who recently moved to Sizewell have raised concerns after their pet cat\'s appearance changed drastically within two weeks.</strong>\n\nFluffy went from being a normal looking hairy cat (inset) to a bald freak with huge ears and scary green eyes.\n\n\n\nMum-of-two Sharon Spencer, 35, said: "My husband got a new job so we had to move from Northamptonshire to live in Sizewell on the Suffolk coast, close to the nuclear power station.\n\n"Everything has been lovely - the locals have welcomed us and said we should be accepted in Suffolk within 27 years, and the kids settled in school once they got used to wearing smocks.\n\n"But something is terribly strange about Fluffy, who likes to go out at night and explore.\n\n"First we noticed some tufts of his hair began falling out - and within four days it had all gonhis hair falling out, and then his ears grew enormous and his eyes changed colour. He now has five legs.\n\n"He\'s probably the same cat inside, but to be honest the kids are now scared to go near him."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMrs Spencer took Fluffy to the local vets in Leiston, who advised her to stop letting him wander up to Sizewell B.\n\n"They wouldn\'t tell me why. It\'s very odd," Mrs Spencer said.\n\n"Why shouldn\'t Fluffy go up there where it\'s nice and warm? It makes you wonder if it is entirely safe."\n\nSizewell B spokesman Charles Montgomery Burns said: "Excellent! There is absolutely nothing to worry about. Release the hounds!"\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sizewell family alarmed by cat\'s changing appearance', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7714-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-24 11:24:13', '2017-10-24 11:24:13', '', 7714, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7714-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7718, 1, '2017-10-24 11:12:19', '2017-10-24 11:12:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg" alt="Sizewell cat" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7715" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A family who recently moved to Sizewell have raised concerns after their pet cat\'s appearance changed drastically within two weeks.</strong>\r\n\r\nFluffy went from being a normal looking hairy cat (inset) to a bald freak with huge ears and scary green eyes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMum-of-two Sharon Spencer, 35, said: "My husband got a new job so we had to move from Northamptonshire to live in Sizewell on the Suffolk coast, close to the nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n"Everything has been lovely - the locals have welcomed us and said we should be accepted in Suffolk within 27 years, and the kids settled in school once they got used to wearing smocks.\r\n\r\n"But something is terribly strange about Fluffy, who likes to go out at night and explore.\r\n\r\n"First we noticed his hair falling out, and then his ears grew enormous and his eyes changed colour. He now has five legs.\r\n\r\n"He\'s probably the same cat inside, but to be honest the kids are now scared to go near him."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Spencer took Fluffy to the local vets in Leiston, who advised her to stop letting him wander up to Sizewell B.\r\n\r\n"It\'s very odd," Mrs Spencer said. "Why shouldn\'t Fluffy go up there where it\'s nice and warm? It makes you wonder if it is entirely safe."\r\n\r\nSizewell B spokesman Charles Montgomery Burns said: "Excellent! There is absolutely nothing to worry about. Release the hounds!"\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sizewell family alarmed by cat\'s changing appearance', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7714-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-24 11:12:19', '2017-10-24 11:12:19', '', 7714, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7719, 1, '2017-10-24 11:22:37', '2017-10-24 11:22:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg" alt="Sizewell cat" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7715" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A family who recently moved to Sizewell have raised concerns after their pet cat\'s appearance changed drastically within two weeks.</strong>\r\n\r\nFluffy went from being a normal looking hairy cat (inset) to a bald freak with huge ears and scary green eyes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMum-of-two Sharon Spencer, 35, said: "My husband got a new job so we had to move from Northamptonshire to live in Sizewell on the Suffolk coast, close to the nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n"Everything has been lovely - the locals have welcomed us and said we should be accepted in Suffolk within 27 years, and the kids settled in school once they got used to wearing smocks.\r\n\r\n"But something is terribly strange about Fluffy, who likes to go out at night and explore.\r\n\r\n"First we noticed his hair falling out, and then his ears grew enormous and his eyes changed colour. He now has five legs.\r\n\r\n"He\'s probably the same cat inside, but to be honest the kids are now scared to go near him."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Spencer took Fluffy to the local vets in Leiston, who advised her to stop letting him wander up to Sizewell B.\r\n\r\n"They wouldn\'t tell me why. It\'s very odd," Mrs Spencer said.\r\n\r\n"Why shouldn\'t Fluffy go up there where it\'s nice and warm? It makes you wonder if it is entirely safe."\r\n\r\nSizewell B spokesman Charles Montgomery Burns said: "Excellent! There is absolutely nothing to worry about. Release the hounds!"\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sizewell family alarmed by cat\'s changing appearance', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7714-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-24 11:22:37', '2017-10-24 11:22:37', '', 7714, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7720, 1, '2017-10-24 11:24:52', '2017-10-24 11:24:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sizewell-cat-e1508842938337.jpg" alt="Sizewell cat" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7715" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A family who recently moved to Sizewell have raised concerns after their pet cat\'s appearance changed drastically within two weeks.</strong>\r\n\r\nFluffy went from being a normal looking hairy cat (inset) to a bald freak with huge ears and scary green eyes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMum-of-two Sharon Spencer, 35, said: "My husband got a new job so we had to move from Northamptonshire to live in Sizewell on the Suffolk coast, close to the nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n"Everything has been lovely - the locals have welcomed us and said we should be accepted in Suffolk within 27 years, and the kids settled in school once they got used to wearing smocks.\r\n\r\n"But something is terribly strange about Fluffy, who likes to go out at night and explore.\r\n\r\n"First we noticed some tufts of his hair began falling out - and within four days it had all gone.\r\n\r\n"And then his ears grew enormous and his eyes began to bulge and changed colour from yellow to green. He also now has five legs.\r\n\r\n"He\'s probably the same cat inside, but to be honest the kids are now scared to go near him."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Spencer took Fluffy to the local vets in Leiston, who advised her to stop letting him wander up to Sizewell B.\r\n\r\n"They wouldn\'t tell me why. It\'s very odd," Mrs Spencer said.\r\n\r\n"Why shouldn\'t Fluffy go up there where it\'s nice and warm? It makes you wonder if it is entirely safe."\r\n\r\nSizewell B spokesman Charles Montgomery Burns said: "Excellent! There is absolutely nothing to worry about. Release the hounds!"\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sizewell family alarmed by cat\'s changing appearance', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7714-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-24 11:24:52', '2017-10-24 11:24:52', '', 7714, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7721, 1, '2017-10-24 15:04:49', '2017-10-24 15:04:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/colonoscopy-e1508855871960.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/colonoscopy-e1508855871960.jpg" alt="Colonoscopy" width="700" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7722" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Hospital has taken delivery of a huge new camera for its colonoscopy investigations.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe impressive colonoscope will be inserted up patients\' backsides to check for potential bowel conditions.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe new piece of equipment is the biggest rectal probe camera ever purchased by the NHS, and reflects the growing obesity rates in Britain today.\r\n\r\nCosting £137,000, it will be made available to patients in Norfolk, Cambridgeshire and Essex as well as those in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe hospital colonoscopy consultant, Dr Hugh Janus said: "We all know there is trend towards obesity in Britain today, and as a result adults have much bigger backsides than in years gone by.\r\n\r\n"Traditional colonoscopy investigations, where a small camera is inserted through the rectum into the large bowel, have become increasingly difficult as a result.\r\n\r\n"Now our new camera will fit snugly into the larger patient\'s backside and provide us with a brilliant view of what is going on inside."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe first patients have already been inspected using the new device, and lubrication has only been required on two occasions so far.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Department of Health said: "This was a necessary and welcome investment that proves we are creating a National Health Service that meets the needs of modern-day patients.\r\n\r\n"This colonoscope camera may have cost £137,000, but we have already found we can claw some money back by renting it out at nights to amateur astronomers, who have been seeing some wonderful sights from the hospital roof, including a great view of Uranus."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Ipswich Hospital buys giant rectal probe camera', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'colonoscopy-camera', '', '', '2017-10-24 17:44:40', '2017-10-24 17:44:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7721', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7723, 1, '2017-10-24 15:04:49', '2017-10-24 15:04:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/colonoscopy-e1508855871960.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/colonoscopy-e1508855871960.jpg" alt="Colonoscopy" width="700" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7722" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Hospital has taken delivery of a huge new camera for its colonoscopy investigations.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe impressive colonoscope will be inserted up patients\' backsides to check for potential bowel conditions.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe new piece of equipment is the biggest rectal probe camera ever purchased by the NHS, and reflects the growing obesity rates in Britain today.\r\n\r\nCosting £137,000, it will be made available to patients in Norfolk, Cambridgeshire and Essex as well as those in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe hospital colonoscopy consultant, Dr Hugh Janus said: "We all know there is trend towards obesity in Britain today, and as a result adults have much bigger backsides than in years gone by.\r\n\r\n"Traditional colonoscopy investigations, where a small camera is inserted through the rectum into the large bowel, have become increasingly difficult as a result.\r\n\r\n"Now our new camera will fit snugly into the larger patient\'s backside and provide us with a brilliant view of what is going on inside."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe first patients have already been inspected using the new device, and lubrication has only been required on two occasions so far.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Department of Health said: "This was a necessary and welcome investment that proves we are creating a National Health Service that meets the needs of modern-day patients.\r\n\r\n"This colonoscope camera may have cost £137,000, but we have already found we can claw some money back by renting it out at nights to amateur astronomers, who have been seeing some wonderful sights from the hospital roof."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Ipswich Hospital buys giant rectal probe camera', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7721-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-24 15:04:49', '2017-10-24 15:04:49', '', 7721, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7721-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7724, 1, '2017-10-24 17:44:40', '2017-10-24 17:44:40', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/colonoscopy-e1508855871960.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/colonoscopy-e1508855871960.jpg" alt="Colonoscopy" width="700" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7722" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Hospital has taken delivery of a huge new camera for its colonoscopy investigations.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe impressive colonoscope will be inserted up patients\' backsides to check for potential bowel conditions.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe new piece of equipment is the biggest rectal probe camera ever purchased by the NHS, and reflects the growing obesity rates in Britain today.\r\n\r\nCosting £137,000, it will be made available to patients in Norfolk, Cambridgeshire and Essex as well as those in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe hospital colonoscopy consultant, Dr Hugh Janus said: "We all know there is trend towards obesity in Britain today, and as a result adults have much bigger backsides than in years gone by.\r\n\r\n"Traditional colonoscopy investigations, where a small camera is inserted through the rectum into the large bowel, have become increasingly difficult as a result.\r\n\r\n"Now our new camera will fit snugly into the larger patient\'s backside and provide us with a brilliant view of what is going on inside."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe first patients have already been inspected using the new device, and lubrication has only been required on two occasions so far.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Department of Health said: "This was a necessary and welcome investment that proves we are creating a National Health Service that meets the needs of modern-day patients.\r\n\r\n"This colonoscope camera may have cost £137,000, but we have already found we can claw some money back by renting it out at nights to amateur astronomers, who have been seeing some wonderful sights from the hospital roof, including a great view of Uranus."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Ipswich Hospital buys giant rectal probe camera', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7721-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-24 17:44:40', '2017-10-24 17:44:40', '', 7721, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7721-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7725, 1, '2017-10-26 13:41:50', '2017-10-26 13:41:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg" alt="Katie Hopkins Twitter" width="700" height="352" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7726" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Motormouth Katie Hopkins has declared war on Suffolk by claiming people in Lowestoft are riddled with syphilis, warts and crabs.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhilst catching crabs along the Suffolk coast is indeed easy, and often pleasurable, the other conditions are less than complementary.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe "celebrity" broadcaster made the sensational claim to her 823,000 Twitter followers (only a few less than the <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">Suffolk Gazette</a>) during a heated social media debate.\r\n\r\nHopkins responded: "People from the East? The Three Kings. Carrying gifts of syphilis, warts and crabs. Filth."\r\n\r\nHer comments sparked a storm of protest from Lowestoft residents.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, 26, of London Road South, said: "Who does Katie Hopkins think she is, slagging off our town and people like that?\r\n\r\n"Not everyone here has syphilis and warts. Some just have your bog standard STDs. The filth bit is quite accurate, I suppose."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Hopkins is never far away from controversy. In a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/not-katie-hopkins-column/">Suffolk Gazette column</a> she attacked anyone with a foreign sounding name - and people who were fat (which seemed like another pop at Lowestoft).\r\n\r\nWhile she clearly had Lowestoft in her sights, by declaring "from the East" in her controversial Tweet, nearby seaside town\'s were eager to distance themselves from the crabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for posh Walberswick said: "Everyone here has crabs. Often, once we have got rid of them, we go and get them again. But that\'s none of Katie Hopkins\' business."\r\n\r\nCrabs can even be caught just up the road from Walberswick, in Southwold. However, there are no other sexual health issues there, mainly because most residents are too old to get into any bother.\r\n\r\nMs Hopkins was unavailable for comment, mainly because we didn\'t bother asking her.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Katie Hopkins attacks Lowestoft\'s sexual health', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'katie-hopkins-lowestoft', '', '', '2017-10-26 13:53:47', '2017-10-26 13:53:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7725', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7726, 1, '2017-10-26 13:34:11', '2017-10-26 13:34:11', 'Katie Hopkins savages the sexual health of people from Lowestoft', 'katie-hopkins', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'katie-hopkins', '', '', '2017-10-26 13:35:04', '2017-10-26 13:35:04', '', 7725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7727, 1, '2017-10-26 13:41:50', '2017-10-26 13:41:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg" alt="Katie Hopkins Twitter" width="700" height="352" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7726" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Motormouth Katie Hopkins has declared war on Suffolk by claiming people in Lowestoft are riddled with syphilis, warts and crabs.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhilst catching crabs along the Suffolk coast is indeed easy, and often pleasurable, the other conditions are less than complementary.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe "celebrity" broadcaster made the sensational claim to her 823,000 Twitter followers (only a few less than the <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">Suffolk Gazette</a>) during a heated social media debate.\r\n\r\nHopkins responded: "People from the East? The Three Kings. Carrying gifts of syphilis, warts and crabs. Filth."\r\n\r\nHer comments sparked a storm of protest from Lowestoft residents.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, 26, of London Road South, said: "Who does Katie Hopkins think she is, slagging off our town and people like that?\r\n\r\n"Not everyone here has syphilis and warts. Some just have your bog standard STDs."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Hopkins is never far away from controversy. In a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/not-katie-hopkins-column/">Suffolk Gazette column</a> she attacked anyone with a foreign sounding name - and people who were fat (which seemed like another pop at Lowestoft).\r\n\r\nWhile she clearly had Lowestoft in her sights, by declaring "from the East" in her controversial Tweet, nearby seaside town\'s were eager to distance themselves from the crabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for posh Walberswick said: "Everyone here has crabs. Often, once we have got rid of the, we go and get them again. But that\'s none of Katie Hopkins\' business."\r\n\r\nMs Hopkins was unavailable for comment, mainly because we didn\'t bother asking her.', 'Katie Hopkins attacks Lowestoft\'s sexual health', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7725-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-26 13:41:50', '2017-10-26 13:41:50', '', 7725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7725-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7728, 1, '2017-10-26 13:43:09', '2017-10-26 13:43:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg" alt="Katie Hopkins Twitter" width="700" height="352" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7726" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Motormouth Katie Hopkins has declared war on Suffolk by claiming people in Lowestoft are riddled with syphilis, warts and crabs.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhilst catching crabs along the Suffolk coast is indeed easy, and often pleasurable, the other conditions are less than complementary.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe "celebrity" broadcaster made the sensational claim to her 823,000 Twitter followers (only a few less than the <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">Suffolk Gazette</a>) during a heated social media debate.\r\n\r\nHopkins responded: "People from the East? The Three Kings. Carrying gifts of syphilis, warts and crabs. Filth."\r\n\r\nHer comments sparked a storm of protest from Lowestoft residents.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, 26, of London Road South, said: "Who does Katie Hopkins think she is, slagging off our town and people like that?\r\n\r\n"Not everyone here has syphilis and warts. Some just have your bog standard STDs. The filth bit is quite accurate, I suppose."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Hopkins is never far away from controversy. In a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/not-katie-hopkins-column/">Suffolk Gazette column</a> she attacked anyone with a foreign sounding name - and people who were fat (which seemed like another pop at Lowestoft).\r\n\r\nWhile she clearly had Lowestoft in her sights, by declaring "from the East" in her controversial Tweet, nearby seaside town\'s were eager to distance themselves from the crabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for posh Walberswick said: "Everyone here has crabs. Often, once we have got rid of the, we go and get them again. But that\'s none of Katie Hopkins\' business."\r\n\r\nMs Hopkins was unavailable for comment, mainly because we didn\'t bother asking her.', 'Katie Hopkins attacks Lowestoft\'s sexual health', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7725-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-26 13:43:09', '2017-10-26 13:43:09', '', 7725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7725-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7729, 1, '2017-10-26 13:43:37', '2017-10-26 13:43:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg" alt="Katie Hopkins Twitter" width="700" height="352" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7726" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Motormouth Katie Hopkins has declared war on Suffolk by claiming people in Lowestoft are riddled with syphilis, warts and crabs.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhilst catching crabs along the Suffolk coast is indeed easy, and often pleasurable, the other conditions are less than complementary.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe "celebrity" broadcaster made the sensational claim to her 823,000 Twitter followers (only a few less than the <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">Suffolk Gazette</a>) during a heated social media debate.\r\n\r\nHopkins responded: "People from the East? The Three Kings. Carrying gifts of syphilis, warts and crabs. Filth."\r\n\r\nHer comments sparked a storm of protest from Lowestoft residents.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, 26, of London Road South, said: "Who does Katie Hopkins think she is, slagging off our town and people like that?\r\n\r\n"Not everyone here has syphilis and warts. Some just have your bog standard STDs. The filth bit is quite accurate, I suppose."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Hopkins is never far away from controversy. In a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/not-katie-hopkins-column/">Suffolk Gazette column</a> she attacked anyone with a foreign sounding name - and people who were fat (which seemed like another pop at Lowestoft).\r\n\r\nWhile she clearly had Lowestoft in her sights, by declaring "from the East" in her controversial Tweet, nearby seaside town\'s were eager to distance themselves from the crabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for posh Walberswick said: "Everyone here has crabs. Often, once we have got rid of the, we go and get them again. But that\'s none of Katie Hopkins\' business."\r\n\r\nMs Hopkins was unavailable for comment, mainly because we didn\'t bother asking her.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Katie Hopkins attacks Lowestoft\'s sexual health', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7725-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-26 13:43:37', '2017-10-26 13:43:37', '', 7725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7725-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7730, 1, '2017-10-26 13:53:45', '2017-10-26 13:53:45', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg" alt="Katie Hopkins Twitter" width="700" height="352" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7726" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Motormouth Katie Hopkins has declared war on Suffolk by claiming people in Lowestoft are riddled with syphilis, warts and crabs.</strong>\n\nWhilst catching crabs along the Suffolk coast is indeed easy, and often pleasurable, the other conditions are less than complementary.\n\n\n\nThe "celebrity" broadcaster made the sensational claim to her 823,000 Twitter followers (only a few less than the <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">Suffolk Gazette</a>) during a heated social media debate.\n\nHopkins responded: "People from the East? The Three Kings. Carrying gifts of syphilis, warts and crabs. Filth."\n\nHer comments sparked a storm of protest from Lowestoft residents.\n\nDwayne Pipe, 26, of London Road South, said: "Who does Katie Hopkins think she is, slagging off our town and people like that?\n\n"Not everyone here has syphilis and warts. Some just have your bog standard STDs. The filth bit is quite accurate, I suppose."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMs Hopkins is never far away from controversy. In a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/not-katie-hopkins-column/">Suffolk Gazette column</a> she attacked anyone with a foreign sounding name - and people who were fat (which seemed like another pop at Lowestoft).\n\nWhile she clearly had Lowestoft in her sights, by declaring "from the East" in her controversial Tweet, nearby seaside town\'s were eager to distance themselves from the crabs.\n\nA spokesman for posh Walberswick said: "Everyone here has crabs. Often, once we have got rid of them, we go and get them again. But that\'s none of Katie Hopkins\' business."\n\nCrabs can even be caught just up the road from Walberswick, in Southwold. However, there are no sexual health issues there, mainly because most residents are too old to get into any bother.\n\nMs Hopkins was unavailable for comment, mainly because we didn\'t bother asking her.\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Katie Hopkins attacks Lowestoft\'s sexual health', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7725-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-26 13:53:45', '2017-10-26 13:53:45', '', 7725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7725-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7731, 1, '2017-10-26 13:53:47', '2017-10-26 13:53:47', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/katie-hopkins-e1509024870499.jpg" alt="Katie Hopkins Twitter" width="700" height="352" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7726" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Motormouth Katie Hopkins has declared war on Suffolk by claiming people in Lowestoft are riddled with syphilis, warts and crabs.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhilst catching crabs along the Suffolk coast is indeed easy, and often pleasurable, the other conditions are less than complementary.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe "celebrity" broadcaster made the sensational claim to her 823,000 Twitter followers (only a few less than the <a href="https://twitter.com/SuffolkGazette">Suffolk Gazette</a>) during a heated social media debate.\r\n\r\nHopkins responded: "People from the East? The Three Kings. Carrying gifts of syphilis, warts and crabs. Filth."\r\n\r\nHer comments sparked a storm of protest from Lowestoft residents.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, 26, of London Road South, said: "Who does Katie Hopkins think she is, slagging off our town and people like that?\r\n\r\n"Not everyone here has syphilis and warts. Some just have your bog standard STDs. The filth bit is quite accurate, I suppose."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Hopkins is never far away from controversy. In a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/not-katie-hopkins-column/">Suffolk Gazette column</a> she attacked anyone with a foreign sounding name - and people who were fat (which seemed like another pop at Lowestoft).\r\n\r\nWhile she clearly had Lowestoft in her sights, by declaring "from the East" in her controversial Tweet, nearby seaside town\'s were eager to distance themselves from the crabs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for posh Walberswick said: "Everyone here has crabs. Often, once we have got rid of them, we go and get them again. But that\'s none of Katie Hopkins\' business."\r\n\r\nCrabs can even be caught just up the road from Walberswick, in Southwold. However, there are no other sexual health issues there, mainly because most residents are too old to get into any bother.\r\n\r\nMs Hopkins was unavailable for comment, mainly because we didn\'t bother asking her.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Katie Hopkins attacks Lowestoft\'s sexual health', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7725-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-26 13:53:47', '2017-10-26 13:53:47', '', 7725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7725-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7732, 1, '2017-10-26 16:20:30', '2017-10-26 16:20:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg" alt="The Cookie Monster has diabetes" width="980" height="552" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6012" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Cookie Monster is suffering from life-threatening diabetes after years of bingeing on biscuits, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe was paid handsomely to stuff his face with cookies by television show Sesame Street - and is now paying the ultimate price.\r\n\r\nPals say the Cookie Monster, once a vivacious and fun-loving character whose catchphrases included "Me want cookie!", "Me eat cookie!" and "Om nom nom nom", is now a sad, overweight recluse who has to inject himself with insulin.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAt the height of his fame he lived in a palatial Hollywood mansion, but now he has moved to England to live out his last years in a bungalow in Felixstowe, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nOne friend said: "He was exploited in the name of chasing television ratings. It is shameful that it has come to this - he cannot earn a living anymore, his so-called showbiz friends have deserted him, and he is a burden on the National Health Service."\r\n\r\nThe Cookie Monster, 43, was a fitness fanatic when he first joined the Sesame Street cast. He was asked to eat cookies greedily for the cameras, but the gorging became an addiction and he started eating them in his dressing room and at home.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe soon developed early signs of diabetes, but he could not give up the cookies, and once even slipped into a diabetic coma.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Ipswich Hospital, which has been treating the blue muppet for over a year, said: "This is a lesson for young people everywhere - eat in moderation."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cookie Monster has life-threatening diabetes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6011-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-26 16:20:30', '2017-10-26 16:20:30', '', 6011, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6011-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7733, 1, '2017-10-26 16:31:11', '2017-10-26 16:31:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg" alt="The Cookie Monster has diabetes" width="980" height="552" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6012" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Cookie Monster is suffering from life-threatening diabetes after years of bingeing on biscuits, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe was paid handsomely to stuff his face with cookies by television show Sesame Street - and is now paying the ultimate price.\r\n\r\nPals say the Cookie Monster, once a vivacious and fun-loving character whose catchphrases included "Me want cookie!", "Me eat cookie!" and "Om nom nom nom", is now a sad, overweight recluse who has to inject himself with insulin.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAt the height of his fame he lived in a palatial Hollywood mansion, but now he has moved to England to live out his last years in a bungalow in Felixstowe, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nOne friend said: "He was exploited in the name of chasing television ratings. It is shameful that it has come to this - he cannot earn a living anymore.\r\n\r\n"His so-called showbiz friends have deserted him, and he is a burden on the National Health Service."\r\n\r\nThe Cookie Monster, 43, was a fitness fanatic when he first joined the Sesame Street cast.\r\n\r\nHe was asked to eat cookies greedily for the cameras, but the gorging became an addiction and he started eating them in his dressing room and at home.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe soon developed early signs of diabetes, but he could not give up the cookies, and once even slipped into a diabetic coma.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Ipswich Hospital, which has been treating the blue muppet for over a year, said: "This is a lesson for young people everywhere - eat in moderation."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cookie Monster has life-threatening diabetes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6011-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-26 16:31:11', '2017-10-26 16:31:11', '', 6011, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6011-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7734, 1, '2017-10-26 16:32:52', '2017-10-26 16:32:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg" alt="The Cookie Monster has diabetes" width="980" height="552" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6012" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The Cookie Monster is suffering from life-threatening diabetes after years of bingeing on biscuits, it has been confirmed.</strong>\n\nHe was paid handsomely to stuff his face with cookies by television show Sesame Street - and is now paying the ultimate price.\n\nPals say the Cookie Monster, once a vivacious and fun-loving character whose catchphrases included "Me want cookie!", "Me eat cookie!" and "Om nom nom nom", is now a sad, overweight recluse who has to inject himself with insulin.\n\n\n\nAt the height of his fame he lived in a palatial Hollywood mansion, but now he has moved to England to live out his last years in a bungalow in Felixstowe, Suffolk.\n\nOne friend said: "He was exploited in the name of chasing television ratings. It is shameful that it has come to this - he cannot earn a living anymore.\n\n"His so-called showbiz friends have deserted him, and he is a burden on the National Health Service.\n\n"\n\nThe Cookie Monster, 43, was a fitness fanatic when he first joined the Sesame Street cast.\n\nHe was asked to eat cookies greedily for the cameras, but the gorging became an addiction and he started eating them in his dressing room and at home.\n\n\n\nHe soon developed early signs of diabetes, but he could not give up the cookies, and once even slipped into a diabetic coma.\n\nA spokesman for Ipswich Hospital, which has been treating the blue muppet for over a year, said: "This is a lesson for young people everywhere - eat in moderation."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cookie Monster has life-threatening diabetes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6011-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-26 16:32:52', '2017-10-26 16:32:52', '', 6011, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6011-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7735, 1, '2017-10-26 16:33:33', '2017-10-26 16:33:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cookie-monster-diabetes.jpg" alt="The Cookie Monster has diabetes" width="980" height="552" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6012" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Cookie Monster is suffering from life-threatening diabetes after years of bingeing on biscuits, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe was paid handsomely to stuff his face with cookies by television show Sesame Street - and is now paying the ultimate price.\r\n\r\nPals say the Cookie Monster, once a vivacious and fun-loving character whose catchphrases included "Me want cookie!", "Me eat cookie!" and "Om nom nom nom", is now a sad, overweight recluse who has to inject himself with insulin.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAt the height of his fame he lived in a palatial Hollywood mansion, but now he has moved to England to live out his last years in a bungalow in Felixstowe, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nOne friend said: "He was exploited in the name of chasing television ratings. It is shameful that it has come to this - he cannot earn a living anymore.\r\n\r\n"His so-called showbiz friends have deserted him, and he is a burden on the National Health Service.\r\n\r\n"Once he was blue and full of life - now he is grey and old before his time."\r\n\r\nThe Cookie Monster, 43, was a fitness fanatic when he first joined the Sesame Street cast.\r\n\r\nHe was asked to eat cookies greedily for the cameras, but the gorging became an addiction and he started eating them in his dressing room and at home.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe soon developed early signs of diabetes, but he could not give up the cookies, and once even slipped into a diabetic coma.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Ipswich Hospital, which has been treating the blue muppet for over a year, said: "This is a lesson for young people everywhere - eat in moderation."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cookie Monster has life-threatening diabetes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6011-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-26 16:33:33', '2017-10-26 16:33:33', '', 6011, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6011-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7737, 1, '2017-10-27 12:33:32', '2017-10-27 12:33:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg" alt="Titanic iceberg for sale" width="650" height="412" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7738" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>One of the last known pieces of the iceberg that sank the Titanic is being auctioned off in London next week.</strong>\r\n\r\nExpected to fetch over £2 million, the unique piece of memorabilia will be the star of the show at the Christie\'s sale.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAuctioneers are under strict instructions on how to display the tennis-ball-sized piece of ice after an unfortunate incident three years ago.\r\n\r\nThen, to the horror of a worldwide audience, a piece of Titanic iceberg melted under the lights while being held aloft by an auctioneer in New York.\r\n\r\nThat mistake cost the Smythe-Withson auction house hundreds of thousands of dollars in compensation.\r\n\r\nChristie\'s has assured the owner of the ice, who lives in Suffolk in the UK, that their staff will display it in a special cool box to prevent loss.\r\n\r\nThe "unsinkable" Titanic sank in the North Atlantic during its maiden voyage in April, 1912.\r\n\r\nMore than 1,500 of the 2,224 passengers and crew died after it hit the iceberg in the early morning, before tipping up and slipping below the waves.\r\n\r\nSurvivors scrambled on lifeboats and floating wreckage - and some famously pocketed blocks of the ice as a ghoulish souvenir.\r\n\r\nMost of the mementos have been lost in time, but some survived for years.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe piece up for auction next week is believed to be one of the last of perhaps three pieces in the world, hence the extraordinary price.\r\n\r\nAuction expert Rose DeWitt Bukater said: "Collectors worldwide will be scrambling to snap up a piece of maritime history - and a small block of ice that shocked the world - and even starred in its own film.\r\n\r\n"The ice will easily exceed the £2 million reserve."\r\n\r\nAlthough the owner of the ice is not being named officially, it is thought to be Mr Jack Dawson, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, whose great-grandfather survived the Titanic disaster.\r\n\r\nHe refused to comment today, saying only: "I had a sinking feeling someone would identify me as the owner."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Piece of iceberg that sank the Titanic auctioned for millions', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'titanic-iceberg', '', '', '2017-10-27 17:36:08', '2017-10-27 17:36:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7737', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7740, 1, '2017-10-27 12:33:32', '2017-10-27 12:33:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg" alt="Titanic iceberg for sale" width="650" height="412" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7738" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>One of the last known pieces of the iceberg that sank the Titanic is being auctioned off in London next week.</strong>\r\n\r\nExpected to fetch over £2 million, the unique piece of memorabilia will be the star of the show at the Christie\'s sale.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAuctioneers are under strict instructions on how to display the tennis-ball-sized piece of ice after an unfortunate incident three years ago.\r\n\r\nThen, to the horror of a worldwide audience, a piece of Titanic iceberg melted under the lights while being held aloft by an auctioneer in New York.\r\n\r\nThat mistake cost the Smythe-Withson auction house hundreds of thousands of dollars in compensation.\r\n\r\nChristie\'s has assured the owner of the ice, who lives in Suffolk in the UK, that their staff will display it in a special cool box to prevent loss.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Titanic-ice-e1509107510664.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Titanic-ice-e1509107510664.jpg" alt="Titanic ice" width="650" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7739" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe "unsinkable" Titanic sunk in the North Atlantic during its maiden voyage in April, 2012.\r\n\r\nMore than 1,500 of the 2,224 passengers and crew died after it hit the iceberg in the early morning, before tipping up and slipping below the waves.\r\n\r\nSurvivors scrambled on lifeboats and floating wreckage - and some famously pocketed blocks of the ice as a ghoulish souvenir.\r\n\r\nMost of the mementos have been lost in time, but some survived for years.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe piece up for auction next week is believed to be one of the last of perhaps three pieces in the world, hence the extraordinary price.\r\n\r\nAuction expert Rose DeWitt Bukater said: "Collectors worldwide will be scrambling to snap up a piece of maritime history - and small block of ice that shocked the world - and even starred in its own film.\r\n\r\n"The ice will easily exceed the £2 million reserve."\r\n\r\nAlthough the owner of the ice is not being named officially, it is though to be Mr Jack Dawson, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, whose great-grandfather survived the Titanic disaster.\r\n\r\nHe refused to comment today, saying only: "I had a sinking feeling someone would identify me as the owner."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Piece of iceberg that sank the Titanic auctioned for millions', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7737-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-27 12:33:32', '2017-10-27 12:33:32', '', 7737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7741, 1, '2017-10-27 12:36:36', '2017-10-27 12:36:36', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg" alt="Titanic iceberg for sale" width="650" height="412" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7738" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>One of the last known pieces of the iceberg that sank the Titanic is being auctioned off in London next week.</strong>\n\nExpected to fetch over £2 million, the unique piece of memorabilia will be the star of the show at the Christie\'s sale.\n\n\n\nAuctioneers are under strict instructions on how to display the tennis-ball-sized piece of ice after an unfortunate incident three years ago.\n\nThen, to the horror of a worldwide audience, a piece of Titanic iceberg melted under the lights while being held aloft by an auctioneer in New York.\n\nThat mistake cost the Smythe-Withson auction house hundreds of thousands of dollars in compensation.\n\nChristie\'s has assured the owner of the ice, who lives in Suffolk in the UK, that their staff will display it in a special cool box to prevent loss.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Titanic-ice-e1509107510664.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Titanic-ice-e1509107510664.jpg" alt="Titanic ice" width="650" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7739" /></a><br><br>\n\nThe "unsinkable" Titanic sank in the North Atlantic during its maiden voyage in April, 2012.\n\nMore than 1,500 of the 2,224 passengers and crew died after it hit the iceberg in the early morning, before tipping up and slipping below the waves.\n\nSurvivors scrambled on lifeboats and floating wreckage - and some famously pocketed blocks of the ice as a ghoulish souvenir.\n\nMost of the mementos have been lost in time, but some survived for years.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe piece up for auction next week is believed to be one of the last of perhaps three pieces in the world, hence the extraordinary price.\n\nAuction expert Rose DeWitt Bukater said: "Collectors worldwide will be scrambling to snap up a piece of maritime history - and a small block of ice that shocked the world - and even starred in its own film.\n\n"The ice will easily exceed the £2 million reserve."\n\nAlthough the owner of the ice is not being named officially, it is though to be Mr Jack Dawson, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, whose great-grandfather survived the Titanic disaster.\n\nHe refused to comment today, saying only: "I had a sinking feeling someone would identify me as the owner."\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Piece of iceberg that sank the Titanic auctioned for millions', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7737-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-27 12:36:36', '2017-10-27 12:36:36', '', 7737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7737-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7742, 1, '2017-10-27 12:37:15', '2017-10-27 12:37:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg" alt="Titanic iceberg for sale" width="650" height="412" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7738" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>One of the last known pieces of the iceberg that sank the Titanic is being auctioned off in London next week.</strong>\r\n\r\nExpected to fetch over £2 million, the unique piece of memorabilia will be the star of the show at the Christie\'s sale.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAuctioneers are under strict instructions on how to display the tennis-ball-sized piece of ice after an unfortunate incident three years ago.\r\n\r\nThen, to the horror of a worldwide audience, a piece of Titanic iceberg melted under the lights while being held aloft by an auctioneer in New York.\r\n\r\nThat mistake cost the Smythe-Withson auction house hundreds of thousands of dollars in compensation.\r\n\r\nChristie\'s has assured the owner of the ice, who lives in Suffolk in the UK, that their staff will display it in a special cool box to prevent loss.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Titanic-ice-e1509107510664.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Titanic-ice-e1509107510664.jpg" alt="Titanic ice" width="650" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7739" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe "unsinkable" Titanic sank in the North Atlantic during its maiden voyage in April, 2012.\r\n\r\nMore than 1,500 of the 2,224 passengers and crew died after it hit the iceberg in the early morning, before tipping up and slipping below the waves.\r\n\r\nSurvivors scrambled on lifeboats and floating wreckage - and some famously pocketed blocks of the ice as a ghoulish souvenir.\r\n\r\nMost of the mementos have been lost in time, but some survived for years.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe piece up for auction next week is believed to be one of the last of perhaps three pieces in the world, hence the extraordinary price.\r\n\r\nAuction expert Rose DeWitt Bukater said: "Collectors worldwide will be scrambling to snap up a piece of maritime history - and a small block of ice that shocked the world - and even starred in its own film.\r\n\r\n"The ice will easily exceed the £2 million reserve."\r\n\r\nAlthough the owner of the ice is not being named officially, it is thought to be Mr Jack Dawson, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, whose great-grandfather survived the Titanic disaster.\r\n\r\nHe refused to comment today, saying only: "I had a sinking feeling someone would identify me as the owner."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Piece of iceberg that sank the Titanic auctioned for millions', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7737-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-27 12:37:15', '2017-10-27 12:37:15', '', 7737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7743, 1, '2017-10-27 12:55:42', '2017-10-27 12:55:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg" alt="Titanic iceberg for sale" width="650" height="412" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7738" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>One of the last known pieces of the iceberg that sank the Titanic is being auctioned off in London next week.</strong>\r\n\r\nExpected to fetch over £2 million, the unique piece of memorabilia will be the star of the show at the Christie\'s sale.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAuctioneers are under strict instructions on how to display the tennis-ball-sized piece of ice after an unfortunate incident three years ago.\r\n\r\nThen, to the horror of a worldwide audience, a piece of Titanic iceberg melted under the lights while being held aloft by an auctioneer in New York.\r\n\r\nThat mistake cost the Smythe-Withson auction house hundreds of thousands of dollars in compensation.\r\n\r\nChristie\'s has assured the owner of the ice, who lives in Suffolk in the UK, that their staff will display it in a special cool box to prevent loss.\r\n\r\nThe "unsinkable" Titanic sank in the North Atlantic during its maiden voyage in April, 2012.\r\n\r\nMore than 1,500 of the 2,224 passengers and crew died after it hit the iceberg in the early morning, before tipping up and slipping below the waves.\r\n\r\nSurvivors scrambled on lifeboats and floating wreckage - and some famously pocketed blocks of the ice as a ghoulish souvenir.\r\n\r\nMost of the mementos have been lost in time, but some survived for years.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe piece up for auction next week is believed to be one of the last of perhaps three pieces in the world, hence the extraordinary price.\r\n\r\nAuction expert Rose DeWitt Bukater said: "Collectors worldwide will be scrambling to snap up a piece of maritime history - and a small block of ice that shocked the world - and even starred in its own film.\r\n\r\n"The ice will easily exceed the £2 million reserve."\r\n\r\nAlthough the owner of the ice is not being named officially, it is thought to be Mr Jack Dawson, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, whose great-grandfather survived the Titanic disaster.\r\n\r\nHe refused to comment today, saying only: "I had a sinking feeling someone would identify me as the owner."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Piece of iceberg that sank the Titanic auctioned for millions', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7737-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-27 12:55:42', '2017-10-27 12:55:42', '', 7737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
