INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3556, 1, '2016-05-06 08:42:45', '2016-05-06 08:42:45', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>What a wonderful abundance of tulips there are at the moment, especially in our public parks. I have about seven in my lady garden.</strong>\r\n\r\nTake a good look at my illustration and you will better understand bulb cultivation and what is going on down below.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulip-graphic-e1462522976540.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulip-graphic-e1462522976540.jpg" alt="tulip graphic" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3549" /></a><i>Graphic tulip by Anita Bush Design Corp, London * New York * Milan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt has always surprised me how many teenage boys are interested in gardening, paying homage to bulb-growing with little botanical doodles in the margins of their schoolbooks. And yet their teachers tell them off for it!\r\n\r\n[AdSense-A}\r\n\r\nThe Tulip (wankius offikuss) ranges from four inches to 28 inches with fleshy, strap-shaped leaves and they usually have just one flower per stalk, making them good value at 99p a bunch from Tesco\'s.\r\n\r\nGiving a yellow or red tulip has historically been a declaration of love, with the black centre of the cup-shaped flower representing a heart burned out by passion after a night at Wetherspoons and a chicken vindaloo. There are tulip festivals around the world, including such exotic locations as Spalding in Lincolnshire.\r\n\r\nIn 1637 Tulip Mania hit Holland with fanatics paying the price of a HOUSE for a single bulb. This makes a bag of them from B & Q an absolute bargain. Of course you could try making an estate agent an offer with a tulip bulb for a three-bed semi in Ipswich Town, or a terrace of them in Norwich City.\r\n\r\nTulips are easy to grow, with bulbs going in around October to January. For maximum satisfaction, planting depth is a good six inches. Simply stick the bulb in the hole pointy side up. If you have a problem, try replanting deeper next time! At this time of year, just water them well. A single tulip looks lovely in a used Adnams bottle.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulips.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulips.jpg" alt="tulips" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3550" /></a><i>Tiptoe through the tulips - or you\'ll break them</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPeople often ask me: "What is the difference between a perennial and an annual?"\r\n\r\nThe answer is that a perennial plant comes back year after year, which for skin-flint, lazy Suffolk Gazette readers, are a good bet. Favourite perennials are foxgloves and hollyhocks, cone-flowers, delphiniums and lupins. And there\'s nothing more pleasing to my eye in the middle of the bed than the sight of a good red-hot poker.\r\n\r\nAn annual on the other hand, is a book that normally comes out at Christmas for Beano or Star Wars fans, and often has a selection of short stories and a little maze to find your way through with a felt-tip pen.\r\n\r\nI\'ve been busy this week preparing my plant labels. I make them from used lolly sticks. My personal favourite is the white chocolate Magnum. I needed 54 and after completing the job I can hardly squeeze through the greenhouse door. But think of all the money I saved instead of buying ready-made labels from Wyevale\'s!\r\n\r\nI\'ve also been tending my young plants I grew on from my seedlings after hardening off. I found some short and curly ones in the shed, then remembered they were parsley.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\nJobs that you should be doing this week are planting your dahlia tubers now that the frost has gone. Dahlias and asters are back in fashion and make wonderful cut flowers, as do the underrated poor old carnations. With the dahlias, I like a good spiky one while my husband likes a tight Pom Pom.\r\n\r\n<b>Grappling with plums</b>\r\n\r\nI notice many of your questions are about issues with your plums. If you want to grow some, get yourself along to a good plumsman. I can recommend The Julian Clary Garden Centre off the A14 in Nacton.\r\n\r\nPlums come in all shapes and sizes, with the most famous English one being The Victoria, named after Queen Victoria who liked to grab Prince Albert by his in the garden at Osborne House on the Isle of Wight. They had nine children as a result.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pair-of-plums.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pair-of-plums.jpg" alt="pair of plums" width="960" height="719" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3551" /></a><i>A juicy pair of plums, ripe and ready for pulling off</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI love plums but often find the supermarket imports disappointing with a dark mouldy centre where they have been chilled in transit. You need to beware of getting your plums too cold.\r\n\r\nIf you don\'t like the taste of plums, I would recommend a good dollop of Ambrosia tinned custard to help things along.\r\n\r\n<b>Your other questions answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Ms S B of Stowmarket: Well, I can we\'ll see your frustration. I think you should get an extendable hose pipe.\r\n\r\n* Fred from Trimley: They sound like absolute whoppers. Have you thought of exhibiting at the Women\'s Institute garden show?\r\n\r\n* Mr T S from Ipswich: You really needn\'t worry about things like a deformed carrot. It\'s not what you\'ve got but what you do with it.\r\n\r\nThat\'s it for now. Have a good week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'My impressive tulips are growing willy-nilly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3548-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-06 08:42:45', '2016-05-06 08:42:45', '', 3548, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3548-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3557, 1, '2016-05-06 08:43:23', '2016-05-06 08:43:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>What a wonderful abundance of tulips there are at the moment, especially in our public parks. I have about seven in my lady garden.</strong>\r\n\r\nTake a good look at my illustration and you will better understand bulb cultivation and what is going on down below.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulip-graphic-e1462522976540.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulip-graphic-e1462522976540.jpg" alt="tulip graphic" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3549" /></a><i>Graphic tulip by Anita Bush Design Corp, London * New York * Milan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt has always surprised me how many teenage boys are interested in gardening, paying homage to bulb-growing with little botanical doodles in the margins of their schoolbooks. And yet their teachers tell them off for it!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Tulip (wankius offikuss) ranges from four inches to 28 inches with fleshy, strap-shaped leaves and they usually have just one flower per stalk, making them good value at 99p a bunch from Tesco\'s.\r\n\r\nGiving a yellow or red tulip has historically been a declaration of love, with the black centre of the cup-shaped flower representing a heart burned out by passion after a night at Wetherspoons and a chicken vindaloo. There are tulip festivals around the world, including such exotic locations as Spalding in Lincolnshire.\r\n\r\nIn 1637 Tulip Mania hit Holland with fanatics paying the price of a HOUSE for a single bulb. This makes a bag of them from B & Q an absolute bargain. Of course you could try making an estate agent an offer with a tulip bulb for a three-bed semi in Ipswich Town, or a terrace of them in Norwich City.\r\n\r\nTulips are easy to grow, with bulbs going in around October to January. For maximum satisfaction, planting depth is a good six inches. Simply stick the bulb in the hole pointy side up. If you have a problem, try replanting deeper next time! At this time of year, just water them well. A single tulip looks lovely in a used Adnams bottle.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulips.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulips.jpg" alt="tulips" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3550" /></a><i>Tiptoe through the tulips - or you\'ll break them</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPeople often ask me: "What is the difference between a perennial and an annual?"\r\n\r\nThe answer is that a perennial plant comes back year after year, which for skin-flint, lazy Suffolk Gazette readers, are a good bet. Favourite perennials are foxgloves and hollyhocks, cone-flowers, delphiniums and lupins. And there\'s nothing more pleasing to my eye in the middle of the bed than the sight of a good red-hot poker.\r\n\r\nAn annual on the other hand, is a book that normally comes out at Christmas for Beano or Star Wars fans, and often has a selection of short stories and a little maze to find your way through with a felt-tip pen.\r\n\r\nI\'ve been busy this week preparing my plant labels. I make them from used lolly sticks. My personal favourite is the white chocolate Magnum. I needed 54 and after completing the job I can hardly squeeze through the greenhouse door. But think of all the money I saved instead of buying ready-made labels from Wyevale\'s!\r\n\r\nI\'ve also been tending my young plants I grew on from my seedlings after hardening off. I found some short and curly ones in the shed, then remembered they were parsley.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\nJobs that you should be doing this week are planting your dahlia tubers now that the frost has gone. Dahlias and asters are back in fashion and make wonderful cut flowers, as do the underrated poor old carnations. With the dahlias, I like a good spiky one while my husband likes a tight Pom Pom.\r\n\r\n<b>Grappling with plums</b>\r\n\r\nI notice many of your questions are about issues with your plums. If you want to grow some, get yourself along to a good plumsman. I can recommend The Julian Clary Garden Centre off the A14 in Nacton.\r\n\r\nPlums come in all shapes and sizes, with the most famous English one being The Victoria, named after Queen Victoria who liked to grab Prince Albert by his in the garden at Osborne House on the Isle of Wight. They had nine children as a result.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pair-of-plums.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pair-of-plums.jpg" alt="pair of plums" width="960" height="719" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3551" /></a><i>A juicy pair of plums, ripe and ready for pulling off</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI love plums but often find the supermarket imports disappointing with a dark mouldy centre where they have been chilled in transit. You need to beware of getting your plums too cold.\r\n\r\nIf you don\'t like the taste of plums, I would recommend a good dollop of Ambrosia tinned custard to help things along.\r\n\r\n<b>Your other questions answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Ms S B of Stowmarket: Well, I can we\'ll see your frustration. I think you should get an extendable hose pipe.\r\n\r\n* Fred from Trimley: They sound like absolute whoppers. Have you thought of exhibiting at the Women\'s Institute garden show?\r\n\r\n* Mr T S from Ipswich: You really needn\'t worry about things like a deformed carrot. It\'s not what you\'ve got but what you do with it.\r\n\r\nThat\'s it for now. Have a good week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'My impressive tulips are growing willy-nilly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3548-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-06 08:43:23', '2016-05-06 08:43:23', '', 3548, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3548-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3558, 1, '2016-05-06 08:44:12', '2016-05-06 08:44:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>What a wonderful abundance of tulips there are at the moment, especially in our public parks. I have about seven in my lady garden.</strong>\r\n\r\nTake a good look at my illustration and you will better understand bulb cultivation and what is going on down below.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulip-graphic-e1462522976540.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulip-graphic-e1462522976540.jpg" alt="tulip graphic" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3549" /></a><i>Graphic tulip by Anita Bush Design Corp, London | New York | Milan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt has always surprised me how many teenage boys are interested in gardening, paying homage to bulb-growing with little botanical doodles in the margins of their schoolbooks. And yet their teachers tell them off for it!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Tulip (wankius offikuss) ranges from four inches to 28 inches with fleshy, strap-shaped leaves and they usually have just one flower per stalk, making them good value at 99p a bunch from Tesco\'s.\r\n\r\nGiving a yellow or red tulip has historically been a declaration of love, with the black centre of the cup-shaped flower representing a heart burned out by passion after a night at Wetherspoons and a chicken vindaloo. There are tulip festivals around the world, including such exotic locations as Spalding in Lincolnshire.\r\n\r\nIn 1637 Tulip Mania hit Holland with fanatics paying the price of a HOUSE for a single bulb. This makes a bag of them from B & Q an absolute bargain. Of course you could try making an estate agent an offer with a tulip bulb for a three-bed semi in Ipswich Town, or a terrace of them in Norwich City.\r\n\r\nTulips are easy to grow, with bulbs going in around October to January. For maximum satisfaction, planting depth is a good six inches. Simply stick the bulb in the hole pointy side up. If you have a problem, try replanting deeper next time! At this time of year, just water them well. A single tulip looks lovely in a used Adnams bottle.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulips.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tulips.jpg" alt="tulips" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3550" /></a><i>Tiptoe through the tulips - or you\'ll break them</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPeople often ask me: "What is the difference between a perennial and an annual?"\r\n\r\nThe answer is that a perennial plant comes back year after year, which for skin-flint, lazy Suffolk Gazette readers, are a good bet. Favourite perennials are foxgloves and hollyhocks, cone-flowers, delphiniums and lupins. And there\'s nothing more pleasing to my eye in the middle of the bed than the sight of a good red-hot poker.\r\n\r\nAn annual on the other hand, is a book that normally comes out at Christmas for Beano or Star Wars fans, and often has a selection of short stories and a little maze to find your way through with a felt-tip pen.\r\n\r\nI\'ve been busy this week preparing my plant labels. I make them from used lolly sticks. My personal favourite is the white chocolate Magnum. I needed 54 and after completing the job I can hardly squeeze through the greenhouse door. But think of all the money I saved instead of buying ready-made labels from Wyevale\'s!\r\n\r\nI\'ve also been tending my young plants I grew on from my seedlings after hardening off. I found some short and curly ones in the shed, then remembered they were parsley.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\nJobs that you should be doing this week are planting your dahlia tubers now that the frost has gone. Dahlias and asters are back in fashion and make wonderful cut flowers, as do the underrated poor old carnations. With the dahlias, I like a good spiky one while my husband likes a tight Pom Pom.\r\n\r\n<b>Grappling with plums</b>\r\n\r\nI notice many of your questions are about issues with your plums. If you want to grow some, get yourself along to a good plumsman. I can recommend The Julian Clary Garden Centre off the A14 in Nacton.\r\n\r\nPlums come in all shapes and sizes, with the most famous English one being The Victoria, named after Queen Victoria who liked to grab Prince Albert by his in the garden at Osborne House on the Isle of Wight. They had nine children as a result.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pair-of-plums.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pair-of-plums.jpg" alt="pair of plums" width="960" height="719" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3551" /></a><i>A juicy pair of plums, ripe and ready for pulling off</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI love plums but often find the supermarket imports disappointing with a dark mouldy centre where they have been chilled in transit. You need to beware of getting your plums too cold.\r\n\r\nIf you don\'t like the taste of plums, I would recommend a good dollop of Ambrosia tinned custard to help things along.\r\n\r\n<b>Your other questions answered</b>\r\n\r\n* Ms S B of Stowmarket: Well, I can we\'ll see your frustration. I think you should get an extendable hose pipe.\r\n\r\n* Fred from Trimley: They sound like absolute whoppers. Have you thought of exhibiting at the Women\'s Institute garden show?\r\n\r\n* Mr T S from Ipswich: You really needn\'t worry about things like a deformed carrot. It\'s not what you\'ve got but what you do with it.\r\n\r\nThat\'s it for now. Have a good week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'My impressive tulips are growing willy-nilly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3548-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-06 08:44:12', '2016-05-06 08:44:12', '', 3548, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3548-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3559, 1, '2016-05-07 10:55:33', '2016-05-07 10:55:33', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nA posh Suffolk seaside resort is advertising for a full-time village idiot in a bid to satisfy the curiosity of wealthy London tourists.</b>\r\n\r\nAldeburgh has bags of cultural appeal, being the home of the classical composer Benjamin Britten and a favoured destination for artists, writers and opera lovers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut clever town bosses recognised that well-heeled tourists were not getting any of the "silly Suffolk" encounters they craved in order to patronise the locals.\r\n\r\nNow the town\'s council is seeking to hire a village idiot who will amuse visitors by being utterly stupid and "yokel-like" while speaking in a strong Suffolk accent.\r\n\r\nThe position, which is for 38 hours a week, comes with a salary of £18,000 and substantial perks, including a special spot on the sea wall on which to sit and regularly fall off.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA council spokesman said: "Our village idiot will need to dress in old rustic country clothing, possibly a smock and a silly hat with a piece of straw in his mouth. We want our rich tourists to feel like they\'ve seen the real rural Suffolk so they are not tempted to go and spend their money elsewhere, like Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"These people like nothing better than to go home to Chelsea or Kensington and tell their supper party friends about the yokels they met in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Wanted: Village idiot for Aldeburgh', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'village-idiot-aldeburgh', '', '', '2017-06-21 10:45:40', '2017-06-21 10:45:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3559', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3561, 1, '2016-05-07 10:55:33', '2016-05-07 10:55:33', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nA posh Suffolk seaside resort is advertising for a full-time village idiot in a bid to satisfy the curiosity of wealthy London tourists.</b>\r\n\r\nAldeburgh has bags of cultural appeal, being the home of the classical composer Benjamin Britten and a favoured destination for artists, writers and opera lovers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut town bosses recognised that the town\'s well-heeled tourists were not getting any of the "silly Suffolk" encounters they craved in order to patronise the locals.\r\n\r\nNow the town council is seeking to hire a village idiot who will amuse visitors by being utterly stupid and "yokel-like" while speaking in a strong Suffolk accent.\r\n\r\nThe position, which is for 38 hours a week, comes with a salary of £18,000 and substantial perks, including a special spot on the sea wall on which to sit and regularly fall off.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a><i>John Cleese was a perfect village idiot in Monty Python</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA council spokesman said: "Our village idiot will need to dress in old rustic country clothing, possibly a smock and a silly hat with a piece of straw in his mouth. We want our rich tourists to feel like they\'ve seen the real rural Suffolk so they are not tempted to go and spend their money elsewhere, like Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"These people like nothing better than to go home to Chelsea or Kensington and tell their supper party friends about the yokels they met in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Wanted: Village idiot for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3559-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-07 10:55:33', '2016-05-07 10:55:33', '', 3559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3559-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3562, 1, '2017-06-20 14:35:12', '2017-06-20 14:35:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\n\nA posh Suffolk seaside resort is advertising for a full-time village idiot in a bid to satisfy the curiosity of wealthy London tourists.</b>\n\nAldeburgh has bags of cultural appeal, being the home of the classical composer Benjamin Britten and a favoured destination for artists, writers and opera lovers.\n\n\n\nBut clever town bosses recognised that well-heeled tourists were not getting any of the "silly Suffolk" encounters they craved in order to patronise the locals.\n\nNow the town council is seeking to hire a village idiot who will amuse visitors by being utterly stupid and "yokel-like" while speaking in a strong Suffolk accent.\n\nThe position, which is for 38 hours a week, comes with a salary of £18,000 and substantial perks, including a special spot on the sea wall on which to sit and regularly fall off.\n\n\n\nA council spokesman said: "Our village idiot will need to dress in old rustic country clothing, possibly a smock and a silly hat with a piece of straw in his mouth. We want our rich tourists to feel like they\'ve seen the real rural Suffolk so they are not tempted to go and spend their money elsewhere, like Felixstowe.\n\n"These people like nothing better than to go home to Chelsea or Kensington and tell their supper party friends about the yokels they met in Suffolk."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Wanted: Village idiot for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3559-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-20 14:35:12', '2017-06-20 14:35:12', '', 3559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3559-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3563, 1, '2016-05-07 10:57:04', '2016-05-07 10:57:04', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nA posh Suffolk seaside resort is advertising for a full-time village idiot in a bid to satisfy the curiosity of wealthy London tourists.</b>\r\n\r\nAldeburgh has bags of cultural appeal, being the home of the classical composer Benjamin Britten and a favoured destination for artists, writers and opera lovers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut clever town bosses recognised that well-heeled tourists were not getting any of the "silly Suffolk" encounters they craved in order to patronise the locals.\r\n\r\nNow the town council is seeking to hire a village idiot who will amuse visitors by being utterly stupid and "yokel-like" while speaking in a strong Suffolk accent.\r\n\r\nThe position, which is for 38 hours a week, comes with a salary of £18,000 and substantial perks, including a special spot on the sea wall on which to sit and regularly fall off.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a><i>John Cleese was a perfect village idiot in Monty Python</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA council spokesman said: "Our village idiot will need to dress in old rustic country clothing, possibly a smock and a silly hat with a piece of straw in his mouth. We want our rich tourists to feel like they\'ve seen the real rural Suffolk so they are not tempted to go and spend their money elsewhere, like Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"These people like nothing better than to go home to Chelsea or Kensington and tell their supper party friends about the yokels they met in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Wanted: Village idiot for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3559-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-07 10:57:04', '2016-05-07 10:57:04', '', 3559, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3559-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3565, 0, '2016-05-07 11:54:17', '2016-05-07 11:54:17', 'Have been laughing a lot today - especially the village idiot advert - and wondered if you might like to please cover this happening?  As it\'s an E-Book and I live in Thorpeness, the Aldeburgh BOok Shop is hosting a Book Launch with No Book...\r\n  https://unbound.co.uk/books/my-tutu-went-awol\r\n\r\n  Hope it\'s of interest. Iestyn\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Iestyn Edwards\nAUTHOR EMAIL: tutuboy@hotmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.20\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Iestyn Edwards\n    [2_Email] =&gt; tutuboy@hotmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt;   Have been laughing a lot today - especially the village idiot advert - and wondered if you might like to please cover this happening?  As it\'s an E-Book and I live in Thorpeness, the Aldeburgh BOok Shop is hosting a Book Launch with No Book...\r\n  https://unbound.co.uk/books/my-tutu-went-awol\r\n\r\n  Hope it\'s of interest. Iestyn \n)\n', 'Iestyn Edwards - 2016-05-07 11:54:17', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2cc77467dbe55dd068f5b4bd77f3534b', '', '', '2016-05-07 11:54:17', '2016-05-07 11:54:17', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3565', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3566, 0, '2016-05-07 14:12:36', '2016-05-07 14:12:36', 'I volunteer for village idiot, go see.\r\n https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4PAqqaKHds\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Slim Pickins\nAUTHOR EMAIL: pickins70@aol.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.7\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Slim Pickins\n    [2_Email] =&gt; pickins70@aol.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; I volunteer for village idiot, go see.\r\n https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4PAqqaKHds\n)\n', 'Slim Pickins - 2016-05-07 14:12:36', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7c5fda112ab5e257f79d519693005888', '', '', '2016-05-07 14:12:36', '2016-05-07 14:12:36', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3566', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3567, 1, '2016-05-08 15:52:25', '2016-05-08 15:52:25', 'For anyone who enjoyed our recent story about the need for an <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">Aldeburgh village idiot</a>, here is the Monty Python village idiot sketch which was the inspiration behind it. Enjoy!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bhDJxEPRDek" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Monty Python village idiot sketch', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'monty-python-village-idiot', '', '', '2016-05-10 17:13:32', '2016-05-10 17:13:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3567', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3568, 1, '2016-05-08 15:52:11', '2016-05-08 15:52:11', 'For anyone who enjoyed our recent story about the need for an <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">Aldeburgh village idiot</a>, here is the Monty Python village idiot sketch which was the inspiration behind it. Enjoy!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bhDJxEPRDek" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Monty Python village idiot sketch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3567-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-08 15:52:11', '2016-05-08 15:52:11', '', 3567, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3567-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3569, 1, '2016-05-09 11:45:34', '2016-05-09 11:45:34', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nFlabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Waving their underwear\'</b>\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-09 11:45:34', '2016-05-09 11:45:34', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3570, 1, '2016-05-09 11:46:17', '2016-05-09 11:46:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFlabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Waving their underwear\'</b>\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-09 11:46:17', '2016-05-09 11:46:17', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3571, 1, '2016-05-09 12:24:42', '2016-05-09 12:24:42', '<b>The first classic of the 2016 flat season certainly lived up to expectation, as Frankie Dettori led outsider Galileo Gold to victory in the famous 2000 Guineas race at Newmarket.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 14/1 shot with bookmakers Coral comfortably <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/36178793">cruised to victory by one and a half lengths</a>, in what was his third victory in the prestigious mile long race. With Air Force Blue having gained much of the pre-race attention, the winner of last year’s Dewhurst Stakes was never in contention, eventually finishing in second to last place. It was certainly a special occasion for Italian Dettori, who won 20 years on from achieving his first victory in the race when riding Mark of Esteem.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fact that previous favourite <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/apr/21/godolphin-emotionless-out-of-2000-guineas">Emotionless had been withdrawn</a> from the race at Newmarket meant that the field was substantially more open. The title of race favourite was passed onto Aidan O’Brien trained Air Force Blue as a result. However, the horse lacked the required stamina to compete in such a race, and is now being considered for shorter meetings in the near future. Trainer Charlie Appleby took the difficult decision to rule Emotionless out of the race, having decided instead to give his horse further time to mature before featuring in such a big race meeting. It was left to Galileo Gold to take over from O’Brien’s Gleneagles who claimed victory in last year’s race.\r\n\r\nWith the start of the new season certainly increasing the excitement levels of the horse racing community with famous meetings such as Royal Ascot coming up in the near future, events at Cheltenham and Aintree now seem to have occurred an age ago. With racing at Newmarket set to continue throughout the summer months, events at Ascot and the upcoming Kentucky Derby across the pond perhaps provide better options for those of you looking to win big on upcoming meetings. Royal Ascot looks set to be the most competitive for many a year, with a record number of foreign entries helping to provide a high quality field. US mare Tepin, widely regarded as the fastest thoroughbred in the world, lines up in the Queen Anne Stakes and is offered odds of 8/1 by Coral to come out victorious. So <a href="http://sports.coral.co.uk/horse-racing">if you want to place a bet</a>, last year’s Breeder Cup Mile winner is certainly worth a look at. \r\n\r\nElsewhere, racing returns to Goodwood at the end of May, kicking off a summer of high quality action at the iconic course. Always a great day out for all, why not grab a glorious Goodwood bet and sample the incredible atmosphere for yourself.', 'Galileo Gold shocks Air Force Blue to claim victory in 2000 Guineas', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'galileo-gold-shocks-air-force-blue-claim-victory-2000-guineas', '', '', '2016-05-09 12:28:05', '2016-05-09 12:28:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3571', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3572, 1, '2016-05-09 12:23:38', '2016-05-09 12:23:38', 'The first classic of the 2016 flat season certainly lived up to expectation, as Frankie Dettori led outsider Galileo Gold to victory in the famous 2000 Guineas race at Newmarket.\r\n\r\nThe 14/1 shot with bookmakers Coral comfortably <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/36178793">cruised to victory by one and a half lengths</a>, in what was his third victory in the prestigious mile long race. With Air Force Blue having gained much of the pre-race attention, the winner of last year’s Dewhurst Stakes was never in contention, eventually finishing in second to last place. It was certainly a special occasion for Italian Dettori, who won 20 years on from achieving his first victory in the race when riding Mark of Esteem.\r\n\r\nThe fact that previous favourite <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/apr/21/godolphin-emotionless-out-of-2000-guineas">Emotionless had been withdrawn</a> from the race at Newmarket meant that the field was substantially more open. The title of race favourite was passed onto Aidan O’Brien trained Air Force Blue as a result. However, the horse lacked the required stamina to compete in such a race, and is now being considered for shorter meetings in the near future. Trainer Charlie Appleby took the difficult decision to rule Emotionless out of the race, having decided instead to give his horse further time to mature before featuring in such a big race meeting. It was left to Galileo Gold to take over from O’Brien’s Gleneagles who claimed victory in last year’s race.\r\n\r\nWith the start of the new season certainly increasing the excitement levels of the horse racing community with famous meetings such as Royal Ascot coming up in the near future, events at Cheltenham and Aintree now seem to have occurred an age ago. With racing at Newmarket set to continue throughout the summer months, events at Ascot and the upcoming Kentucky Derby across the pond perhaps provide better options for those of you looking to win big on upcoming meetings. Royal Ascot looks set to be the most competitive for many a year, with a record number of foreign entries helping to provide a high quality field. US mare Tepin, widely regarded as the fastest thoroughbred in the world, lines up in the Queen Anne Stakes and is offered odds of 8/1 by Coral to come out victorious. So <a href="http://sports.coral.co.uk/horse-racing">if you want to place a bet</a>, last year’s Breeder Cup Mile winner is certainly worth a look at. \r\n\r\nElsewhere, racing returns to Goodwood at the end of May, kicking off a summer of high quality action at the iconic course. Always a great day out for all, why not grab a glorious Goodwood bet and sample the incredible atmosphere for yourself.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Galileo Gold shocks Air Force Blue to claim victory in 2000 Guineas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3571-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-09 12:23:38', '2016-05-09 12:23:38', '', 3571, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3571-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3573, 1, '2016-05-09 12:24:42', '2016-05-09 12:24:42', '<b>The first classic of the 2016 flat season certainly lived up to expectation, as Frankie Dettori led outsider Galileo Gold to victory in the famous 2000 Guineas race at Newmarket.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 14/1 shot with bookmakers Coral comfortably <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/36178793">cruised to victory by one and a half lengths</a>, in what was his third victory in the prestigious mile long race. With Air Force Blue having gained much of the pre-race attention, the winner of last year’s Dewhurst Stakes was never in contention, eventually finishing in second to last place. It was certainly a special occasion for Italian Dettori, who won 20 years on from achieving his first victory in the race when riding Mark of Esteem.\r\n\r\nThe fact that previous favourite <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/apr/21/godolphin-emotionless-out-of-2000-guineas">Emotionless had been withdrawn</a> from the race at Newmarket meant that the field was substantially more open. The title of race favourite was passed onto Aidan O’Brien trained Air Force Blue as a result. However, the horse lacked the required stamina to compete in such a race, and is now being considered for shorter meetings in the near future. Trainer Charlie Appleby took the difficult decision to rule Emotionless out of the race, having decided instead to give his horse further time to mature before featuring in such a big race meeting. It was left to Galileo Gold to take over from O’Brien’s Gleneagles who claimed victory in last year’s race.\r\n\r\nWith the start of the new season certainly increasing the excitement levels of the horse racing community with famous meetings such as Royal Ascot coming up in the near future, events at Cheltenham and Aintree now seem to have occurred an age ago. With racing at Newmarket set to continue throughout the summer months, events at Ascot and the upcoming Kentucky Derby across the pond perhaps provide better options for those of you looking to win big on upcoming meetings. Royal Ascot looks set to be the most competitive for many a year, with a record number of foreign entries helping to provide a high quality field. US mare Tepin, widely regarded as the fastest thoroughbred in the world, lines up in the Queen Anne Stakes and is offered odds of 8/1 by Coral to come out victorious. So <a href="http://sports.coral.co.uk/horse-racing">if you want to place a bet</a>, last year’s Breeder Cup Mile winner is certainly worth a look at. \r\n\r\nElsewhere, racing returns to Goodwood at the end of May, kicking off a summer of high quality action at the iconic course. Always a great day out for all, why not grab a glorious Goodwood bet and sample the incredible atmosphere for yourself.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Galileo Gold shocks Air Force Blue to claim victory in 2000 Guineas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3571-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-09 12:24:42', '2016-05-09 12:24:42', '', 3571, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3571-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3574, 1, '2016-05-09 12:26:05', '2016-05-09 12:26:05', '<b>The first classic of the 2016 flat season certainly lived up to expectation, as Frankie Dettori led outsider Galileo Gold to victory in the famous 2000 Guineas race at Newmarket.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 14/1 shot with bookmakers Coral comfortably <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/36178793">cruised to victory by one and a half lengths</a>, in what was his third victory in the prestigious mile long race. With Air Force Blue having gained much of the pre-race attention, the winner of last year’s Dewhurst Stakes was never in contention, eventually finishing in second to last place. It was certainly a special occasion for Italian Dettori, who won 20 years on from achieving his first victory in the race when riding Mark of Esteem.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fact that previous favourite <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/apr/21/godolphin-emotionless-out-of-2000-guineas">Emotionless had been withdrawn</a> from the race at Newmarket meant that the field was substantially more open. The title of race favourite was passed onto Aidan O’Brien trained Air Force Blue as a result. However, the horse lacked the required stamina to compete in such a race, and is now being considered for shorter meetings in the near future. Trainer Charlie Appleby took the difficult decision to rule Emotionless out of the race, having decided instead to give his horse further time to mature before featuring in such a big race meeting. It was left to Galileo Gold to take over from O’Brien’s Gleneagles who claimed victory in last year’s race.\r\n\r\nWith the start of the new season certainly increasing the excitement levels of the horse racing community with famous meetings such as Royal Ascot coming up in the near future, events at Cheltenham and Aintree now seem to have occurred an age ago. With racing at Newmarket set to continue throughout the summer months, events at Ascot and the upcoming Kentucky Derby across the pond perhaps provide better options for those of you looking to win big on upcoming meetings. Royal Ascot looks set to be the most competitive for many a year, with a record number of foreign entries helping to provide a high quality field. US mare Tepin, widely regarded as the fastest thoroughbred in the world, lines up in the Queen Anne Stakes and is offered odds of 8/1 by Coral to come out victorious. So <a href="http://sports.coral.co.uk/horse-racing">if you want to place a bet</a>, last year’s Breeder Cup Mile winner is certainly worth a look at. \r\n\r\nElsewhere, racing returns to Goodwood at the end of May, kicking off a summer of high quality action at the iconic course. Always a great day out for all, why not grab a glorious Goodwood bet and sample the incredible atmosphere for yourself.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Galileo Gold shocks Air Force Blue to claim victory in 2000 Guineas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3571-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-09 12:26:05', '2016-05-09 12:26:05', '', 3571, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3571-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3575, 1, '2016-05-09 12:28:02', '2016-05-09 12:28:02', '<b>The first classic of the 2016 flat season certainly lived up to expectation, as Frankie Dettori led outsider Galileo Gold to victory in the famous 2000 Guineas race at Newmarket.</b>\n\nThe 14/1 shot with bookmakers Coral comfortably <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/36178793">cruised to victory by one and a half lengths</a>, in what was his third victory in the prestigious mile long race. With Air Force Blue having gained much of the pre-race attention, the winner of last year’s Dewhurst Stakes was never in contention, eventually finishing in second to last place. It was certainly a special occasion for Italian Dettori, who won 20 years on from achieving his first victory in the race when riding Mark of Esteem.\n\n\n\nThe fact that previous favourite <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/apr/21/godolphin-emotionless-out-of-2000-guineas">Emotionless had been withdrawn</a> from the race at Newmarket meant that the field was substantially more open. The title of race favourite was passed onto Aidan O’Brien trained Air Force Blue as a result. However, the horse lacked the required stamina to compete in such a race, and is now being considered for shorter meetings in the near future. Trainer Charlie Appleby took the difficult decision to rule Emotionless out of the race, having decided instead to give his horse further time to mature before featuring in such a big race meeting. It was left to Galileo Gold to take over from O’Brien’s Gleneagles who claimed victory in last year’s race.\n\nWith the start of the new season certainly increasing the excitement levels of the horse racing community with famous meetings such as Royal Ascot coming up in the near future, events at Cheltenham and Aintree now seem to have occurred an age ago. With racing at Newmarket set to continue throughout the summer months, events at Ascot and the upcoming Kentucky Derby across the pond perhaps provide better options for those of you looking to win big on upcoming meetings. Royal Ascot looks set to be the most competitive for many a year, with a record number of foreign entries helping to provide a high quality field. US mare Tepin, widely regarded as the fastest thoroughbred in the world, lines up in the Queen Anne Stakes and is offered odds of 8/1 by Coral to come out victorious. So <a href="http://sports.coral.co.uk/horse-racing">if you want to place a bet</a>, last year’s Breeder Cup Mile winner is certainly worth a look at. \n\nElsewhere, racing returns to Goodwood at the end of May, kicking off a summer of high quality action at the iconic course. Always a great day out for all, why not grab a glorious Goodwood bet and sample the incredible atmosphere for yourself.', 'Galileo Gold shocks Air Force Blue to claim victory in 2000 Guineas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3571-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-05-09 12:28:02', '2016-05-09 12:28:02', '', 3571, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3571-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3576, 1, '2016-05-09 12:28:05', '2016-05-09 12:28:05', '<b>The first classic of the 2016 flat season certainly lived up to expectation, as Frankie Dettori led outsider Galileo Gold to victory in the famous 2000 Guineas race at Newmarket.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 14/1 shot with bookmakers Coral comfortably <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/36178793">cruised to victory by one and a half lengths</a>, in what was his third victory in the prestigious mile long race. With Air Force Blue having gained much of the pre-race attention, the winner of last year’s Dewhurst Stakes was never in contention, eventually finishing in second to last place. It was certainly a special occasion for Italian Dettori, who won 20 years on from achieving his first victory in the race when riding Mark of Esteem.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe fact that previous favourite <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/apr/21/godolphin-emotionless-out-of-2000-guineas">Emotionless had been withdrawn</a> from the race at Newmarket meant that the field was substantially more open. The title of race favourite was passed onto Aidan O’Brien trained Air Force Blue as a result. However, the horse lacked the required stamina to compete in such a race, and is now being considered for shorter meetings in the near future. Trainer Charlie Appleby took the difficult decision to rule Emotionless out of the race, having decided instead to give his horse further time to mature before featuring in such a big race meeting. It was left to Galileo Gold to take over from O’Brien’s Gleneagles who claimed victory in last year’s race.\r\n\r\nWith the start of the new season certainly increasing the excitement levels of the horse racing community with famous meetings such as Royal Ascot coming up in the near future, events at Cheltenham and Aintree now seem to have occurred an age ago. With racing at Newmarket set to continue throughout the summer months, events at Ascot and the upcoming Kentucky Derby across the pond perhaps provide better options for those of you looking to win big on upcoming meetings. Royal Ascot looks set to be the most competitive for many a year, with a record number of foreign entries helping to provide a high quality field. US mare Tepin, widely regarded as the fastest thoroughbred in the world, lines up in the Queen Anne Stakes and is offered odds of 8/1 by Coral to come out victorious. So <a href="http://sports.coral.co.uk/horse-racing">if you want to place a bet</a>, last year’s Breeder Cup Mile winner is certainly worth a look at. \r\n\r\nElsewhere, racing returns to Goodwood at the end of May, kicking off a summer of high quality action at the iconic course. Always a great day out for all, why not grab a glorious Goodwood bet and sample the incredible atmosphere for yourself.', 'Galileo Gold shocks Air Force Blue to claim victory in 2000 Guineas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3571-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-09 12:28:05', '2016-05-09 12:28:05', '', 3571, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3571-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3577, 1, '2016-05-10 11:00:04', '2016-05-10 11:00:04', '<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nSizewell Glow Sticks Ltd has announced £110,000 profits in its first year of operation.</b>\r\n\r\nThe business uses secret local resources to make novelty high-visibility bracelets and necklaces at its factory close to the famous Sizewell nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIts glow sticks are said to be brighter and last longer than any other versions currently on the market.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Charles Montgomery-Burns welcomed the annual figures.\r\n\r\n"Excellent!" he said.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sizewell-glow-stick-e1462873782780.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sizewell-glow-stick-e1462873782780.jpg" alt="sizewell glow stick" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3578" /></a><i>Radiating beauty: Sizewell Glow Sticks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne member of the 50-strong Suffolk workforce said while employees were delighted the business was doing so well, there had been a recent unexplained increase in staff sickness.\r\n\r\nLocal councillors say Suffolk Glow Sticks Ltd is a welcome addition to the local jobs market, which has previously had to rely on the Sizewell B Nuclear Power Station, and some sea fishing.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sizewell Glow Sticks Ltd posts huge profits', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sizewell-glow-sticks', '', '', '2016-05-11 08:21:54', '2016-05-11 08:21:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3577', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3579, 1, '2016-05-10 09:51:10', '2016-05-10 09:51:10', '<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3577-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-10 09:51:10', '2016-05-10 09:51:10', '', 3577, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3577-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3580, 1, '2016-05-10 10:56:24', '2016-05-10 10:56:24', '<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nSizewell Glow Sticks Ltd has announced £110,000 profits in its first year of operation.</b>\r\n\r\nThe novelty business uses secret local resources to make high-visibility bracelets and necklaces at its state-of-the-art factory close to the famous Suffolk nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt\'s glow sticks are said to be brighter and last longer than any other versions currently on the market.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Charles Montgomery-Burns welcomed the annual figures.\r\n\r\n"Excellent!" he said.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sizewell-glow-stick-e1462873782780.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sizewell-glow-stick-e1462873782780.jpg" alt="sizewell glow stick" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3578" /></a><i>Radiating beauty: Sizewell Glow Sticks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne member of the 50-strong workforce said all employees were delighted the business was doing so well, but there had been a recent unexplained increase in staff sickness.\r\n\r\nLocal councillors say Suffolk Glow Sticks Ltd is a welcome addition to the local jobs market, which has previously had to rely on the Sizewell B Nuclear Power Station, and some sea fishing.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sizewell Glow Sticks Ltd posts huge profits', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3577-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-10 10:56:24', '2016-05-10 10:56:24', '', 3577, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3577-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3581, 1, '2016-05-10 11:00:04', '2016-05-10 11:00:04', '<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nSizewell Glow Sticks Ltd has announced £110,000 profits in its first year of operation.</b>\r\n\r\nThe business uses secret local resources to make novelty high-visibility bracelets and necklaces at its state-of-the-art factory close to the famous Sizewell nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt\'s glow sticks are said to be brighter and last longer than any other versions currently on the market.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Charles Montgomery-Burns welcomed the annual figures.\r\n\r\n"Excellent!" he said.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sizewell-glow-stick-e1462873782780.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sizewell-glow-stick-e1462873782780.jpg" alt="sizewell glow stick" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3578" /></a><i>Radiating beauty: Sizewell Glow Sticks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne member of the 50-strong Suffolk workforce said while employees were delighted the business was doing so well, there had been a recent unexplained increase in staff sickness.\r\n\r\nLocal councillors say Suffolk Glow Sticks Ltd is a welcome addition to the local jobs market, which has previously had to rely on the Sizewell B Nuclear Power Station, and some sea fishing.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sizewell Glow Sticks Ltd posts huge profits', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3577-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-10 11:00:04', '2016-05-10 11:00:04', '', 3577, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3577-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3582, 1, '2016-05-10 11:01:08', '2016-05-10 11:01:08', '<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nSizewell Glow Sticks Ltd has announced £110,000 profits in its first year of operation.</b>\r\n\r\nThe business uses secret local resources to make novelty high-visibility bracelets and necklaces at its factory close to the famous Sizewell nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIts glow sticks are said to be brighter and last longer than any other versions currently on the market.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Charles Montgomery-Burns welcomed the annual figures.\r\n\r\n"Excellent!" he said.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sizewell-glow-stick-e1462873782780.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sizewell-glow-stick-e1462873782780.jpg" alt="sizewell glow stick" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3578" /></a><i>Radiating beauty: Sizewell Glow Sticks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne member of the 50-strong Suffolk workforce said while employees were delighted the business was doing so well, there had been a recent unexplained increase in staff sickness.\r\n\r\nLocal councillors say Suffolk Glow Sticks Ltd is a welcome addition to the local jobs market, which has previously had to rely on the Sizewell B Nuclear Power Station, and some sea fishing.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sizewell Glow Sticks Ltd posts huge profits', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3577-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-10 11:01:08', '2016-05-10 11:01:08', '', 3577, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3577-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3585, 1, '2016-05-11 08:17:02', '2016-05-11 08:17:02', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron told the Queen that Nigeria was the most corrupt country in the world after never receiving the $1.5 million dollars he was promised in an email.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal Mr Cameron gave Mrs Miriam Abacha his personal bank account details after she emailed him out of the blue to say her late husband, who worked as a lawyer for a Nigerian oil company, had died in a car accident.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe wanted someone to look after the $10 million fortune her husband had somehow amassed - and that person could keep $1.5 million of it as their part of the deal.\r\n\r\nBut when Mr Cameron replied with all his information, included his bank account details, passport number and date of birth, $10,000 in "administrative fees" mysteriously disappeared from his current account, and he never saw the Nigerian cash - or heard from Mrs Abacha again.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg" alt="david cameron queen nigeria corrupt" width="780" height="438" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3586" /></a><i>I want my money back: David Cameron warns the Queen about Nigeria</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFurious, he told Her Majesty and the Archbishop of Canterbury yesterday, at a reception at Buckingham Palace to mark her 90th birthday, that Nigeria was "fantastically corrupt".\r\n\r\nThe prime minister made the cutting remarks ahead the government’s anti-corruption summit tomorrow, at which Nigeria’s president, Muhammadu Buhari, will deliver a speech entitled “Why we must tackle corruption together”.\r\n\r\nMr Cameron told a friend: "I got this email from a nice sounding young lady whose husband had died. She just needed someone to look after his fortune for a bit. I didn\'t like to ask how he came by $10 million, but the $1.5 million I was being offered sounded too good to be true.\r\n\r\n"I was happy to help, after all we\'re all in this together, and poor Mrs Abacha sounded desperate. But I am now $10,000 out-of-pocket and she is not replying to my emails. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\nSpecialists at Suffolk Police were called in to track Mrs Abacha down, but she is one of 1,750 alleged multi-millionaires whose husbands died in Nigerian car accidents this year alone.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron was victim of Nigerian email scam', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'nigerian-email-scam', '', '', '2016-05-11 20:54:41', '2016-05-11 20:54:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3585', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3587, 1, '2016-05-11 08:15:08', '2016-05-11 08:15:08', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron told the Queen that Nigeria was the most corrupt country in the world after never receiving the $1.5 million dollars he was promised in an email.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal Mr Cameron gave Mrs Miriam Abacha his personal bank account details after she emailed him out of the blue to say her late husband, who worked as a lawyer for a Nigerian oil company, had died in a car accident.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe wanted someone to look after the $10 million fortune her husband had somehow amassed - and that person could keep $1.5 million of it as their part of the deal.\r\n\r\nBut when Mr Cameron passed all his information, included his bank account details, passport number and date of birth, $10,000 in "administrative fees" mysteriously disappeared from his current account, and he never saw the Nigerian cash - or heard from Mrs Abacha again.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg" alt="david cameron queen nigeria corrupt" width="780" height="438" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3586" /></a><i>I want my money back: David Cameron warns the Queen about Nigeria</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFurious, he told Her Majesty and the Archbishop of Canterbury yesterday, at a reception at Buckingham Palace to mark her 90th birthday, that Nigeria was "fantastically corrupt".\r\n\r\nThe prime minister made the cutting remarks ahead the government’s anti-corruption summit tomorrow, at which Nigeria’s president, Muhammadu Buhari, will deliver a speech entitled “Why we must tackle corruption together”.\r\n\r\nMr Cameron told a friend: "I got his email from a nice sounding young lady whose husband had died. She just needed someone to look after his fortune for a bit. I didn\'t like to ask how he came by $10 million, but the $1.5 million I was being offered sounded too good to be true.\r\n\r\n"I was happy to help, after all we\'re all in this together, and poor Mrs Achaba sounded desperate. But I am now $10,000 out of pocket and she is not replying to my emails. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron was victim of Nigerian email scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3585-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 08:15:08', '2016-05-11 08:15:08', '', 3585, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3585-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3588, 1, '2016-05-11 08:17:02', '2016-05-11 08:17:02', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron told the Queen that Nigeria was the most corrupt country in the world after never receiving the $1.5 million dollars he was promised in an email.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal Mr Cameron gave Mrs Miriam Abacha his personal bank account details after she emailed him out of the blue to say her late husband, who worked as a lawyer for a Nigerian oil company, had died in a car accident.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe wanted someone to look after the $10 million fortune her husband had somehow amassed - and that person could keep $1.5 million of it as their part of the deal.\r\n\r\nBut when Mr Cameron replied with all his information, included his bank account details, passport number and date of birth, $10,000 in "administrative fees" mysteriously disappeared from his current account, and he never saw the Nigerian cash - or heard from Mrs Abacha again.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg" alt="david cameron queen nigeria corrupt" width="780" height="438" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3586" /></a><i>I want my money back: David Cameron warns the Queen about Nigeria</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFurious, he told Her Majesty and the Archbishop of Canterbury yesterday, at a reception at Buckingham Palace to mark her 90th birthday, that Nigeria was "fantastically corrupt".\r\n\r\nThe prime minister made the cutting remarks ahead the government’s anti-corruption summit tomorrow, at which Nigeria’s president, Muhammadu Buhari, will deliver a speech entitled “Why we must tackle corruption together”.\r\n\r\nMr Cameron told a friend: "I got his email from a nice sounding young lady whose husband had died. She just needed someone to look after his fortune for a bit. I didn\'t like to ask how he came by $10 million, but the $1.5 million I was being offered sounded too good to be true.\r\n\r\n"I was happy to help, after all we\'re all in this together, and poor Mrs Achaba sounded desperate. But I am now $10,000 out-of-pocket and she is not replying to my emails. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron was victim of Nigerian email scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3585-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 08:17:02', '2016-05-11 08:17:02', '', 3585, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3585-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3589, 1, '2016-05-11 08:20:19', '2016-05-11 08:20:19', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nPrime Minister David Cameron told the Queen that Nigeria was the most corrupt country in the world after never receiving the $1.5 million dollars he was promised in an email.</b>\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal Mr Cameron gave Mrs Miriam Abacha his personal bank account details after she emailed him out of the blue to say her late husband, who worked as a lawyer for a Nigerian oil company, had died in a car accident.\n\n\n\nShe wanted someone to look after the $10 million fortune her husband had somehow amassed - and that person could keep $1.5 million of it as their part of the deal.\n\nBut when Mr Cameron replied with all his information, included his bank account details, passport number and date of birth, $10,000 in "administrative fees" mysteriously disappeared from his current account, and he never saw the Nigerian cash - or heard from Mrs Abacha again.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg" alt="david cameron queen nigeria corrupt" width="780" height="438" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3586" /></a><i>I want my money back: David Cameron warns the Queen about Nigeria</center></i><br><br>\n\nFurious, he told Her Majesty and the Archbishop of Canterbury yesterday, at a reception at Buckingham Palace to mark her 90th birthday, that Nigeria was "fantastically corrupt".\n\nThe prime minister made the cutting remarks ahead the government’s anti-corruption summit tomorrow, at which Nigeria’s president, Muhammadu Buhari, will deliver a speech entitled “Why we must tackle corruption together”.\n\nMr Cameron told a friend: "I got his email from a nice sounding young lady whose husband had died. She just needed someone to look after his fortune for a bit. I didn\'t like to ask how he came by $10 million, but the $1.5 million I was being offered sounded too good to be true.\n\n"I was happy to help, after all we\'re all in this together, and poor Mrs Abachaba sounded desperate. But I am now $10,000 out-of-pocket and she is not replying to my emails. It\'s a disgrace."\n\nSpecialists at Suffolk Police were called in to track Mrs Abacha down, but she is one of 1,750 alleged multi-millionaires whose husbands died in Nigerian car accidents this year alone.\n\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron was victim of Nigerian email scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3585-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 08:20:19', '2016-05-11 08:20:19', '', 3585, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3585-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3590, 1, '2016-05-11 08:18:43', '2016-05-11 08:18:43', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron told the Queen that Nigeria was the most corrupt country in the world after never receiving the $1.5 million dollars he was promised in an email.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal Mr Cameron gave Mrs Miriam Abacha his personal bank account details after she emailed him out of the blue to say her late husband, who worked as a lawyer for a Nigerian oil company, had died in a car accident.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe wanted someone to look after the $10 million fortune her husband had somehow amassed - and that person could keep $1.5 million of it as their part of the deal.\r\n\r\nBut when Mr Cameron replied with all his information, included his bank account details, passport number and date of birth, $10,000 in "administrative fees" mysteriously disappeared from his current account, and he never saw the Nigerian cash - or heard from Mrs Abacha again.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg" alt="david cameron queen nigeria corrupt" width="780" height="438" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3586" /></a><i>I want my money back: David Cameron warns the Queen about Nigeria</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFurious, he told Her Majesty and the Archbishop of Canterbury yesterday, at a reception at Buckingham Palace to mark her 90th birthday, that Nigeria was "fantastically corrupt".\r\n\r\nThe prime minister made the cutting remarks ahead the government’s anti-corruption summit tomorrow, at which Nigeria’s president, Muhammadu Buhari, will deliver a speech entitled “Why we must tackle corruption together”.\r\n\r\nMr Cameron told a friend: "I got his email from a nice sounding young lady whose husband had died. She just needed someone to look after his fortune for a bit. I didn\'t like to ask how he came by $10 million, but the $1.5 million I was being offered sounded too good to be true.\r\n\r\n"I was happy to help, after all we\'re all in this together, and poor Mrs Achaba sounded desperate. But I am now $10,000 out-of-pocket and she is not replying to my emails. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\nSpecialists at Suffolk Police were called in to track Mrs Abacha down, but she is one of 1,750 alleged multi-millionaires whose husbands died in Nigerian car accidents this year alone.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron was victim of Nigerian email scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3585-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 08:18:43', '2016-05-11 08:18:43', '', 3585, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3585-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3591, 1, '2016-05-11 08:20:29', '2016-05-11 08:20:29', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron told the Queen that Nigeria was the most corrupt country in the world after never receiving the $1.5 million dollars he was promised in an email.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal Mr Cameron gave Mrs Miriam Abacha his personal bank account details after she emailed him out of the blue to say her late husband, who worked as a lawyer for a Nigerian oil company, had died in a car accident.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe wanted someone to look after the $10 million fortune her husband had somehow amassed - and that person could keep $1.5 million of it as their part of the deal.\r\n\r\nBut when Mr Cameron replied with all his information, included his bank account details, passport number and date of birth, $10,000 in "administrative fees" mysteriously disappeared from his current account, and he never saw the Nigerian cash - or heard from Mrs Abacha again.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg" alt="david cameron queen nigeria corrupt" width="780" height="438" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3586" /></a><i>I want my money back: David Cameron warns the Queen about Nigeria</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFurious, he told Her Majesty and the Archbishop of Canterbury yesterday, at a reception at Buckingham Palace to mark her 90th birthday, that Nigeria was "fantastically corrupt".\r\n\r\nThe prime minister made the cutting remarks ahead the government’s anti-corruption summit tomorrow, at which Nigeria’s president, Muhammadu Buhari, will deliver a speech entitled “Why we must tackle corruption together”.\r\n\r\nMr Cameron told a friend: "I got his email from a nice sounding young lady whose husband had died. She just needed someone to look after his fortune for a bit. I didn\'t like to ask how he came by $10 million, but the $1.5 million I was being offered sounded too good to be true.\r\n\r\n"I was happy to help, after all we\'re all in this together, and poor Mrs Abacha sounded desperate. But I am now $10,000 out-of-pocket and she is not replying to my emails. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\nSpecialists at Suffolk Police were called in to track Mrs Abacha down, but she is one of 1,750 alleged multi-millionaires whose husbands died in Nigerian car accidents this year alone.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron was victim of Nigerian email scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3585-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 08:20:29', '2016-05-11 08:20:29', '', 3585, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3585-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3592, 1, '2016-05-11 12:03:37', '2016-05-11 12:03:37', '<b>By Casey Jones, Rail Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia trains is to rival HS2 by building its own high-speed rail link in East Anglia, Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe £3 million track will run from the company headquarters in Norwich, all the way to Barclays Bank in the city centre.\r\n\r\nBut no passengers will be allowed on board - instead it will be used to dispatch the piles of cash made daily at their expense.\r\n\r\nThe two-mile line will run a new armour-plated loco and carriages, each with armed guards on the roof to protect the previous day\'s profit from furious commuters demanding their Delay Repay refunds.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:48.821549% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/92327421?et=L5P7eddrR-JC-nHWkUHQ-A&sig=U2SxqE51ihHoOKA19Jlsqjl3atDTqOjUklgPhlYyFWw=" width="594" height="290" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/92327421" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Greater Anglia\'s new high-speed train, dubbed The Profit Rocket</i></center>\r\n\r\nA railway industry source said: "HS2, the high speed rail project from London to the North has been getting all the headlines, but Greater Anglia has managed to keep this new line under wraps.\r\n\r\n"The company makes so much profit that it wants to bank it as quickly as possible. So what better way than building a high-speed line to the bank? But I\'m sure customers might prefer it if some of that profit was spent on replacing the 40-year-old trains they have to endure every day."\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia spokesman would not confirm the news, but said passengers should be happy that the company has so far managed to refurbish one, yes ONE, of its 118-carriage mainline fleet with new seat covers and carpets.\r\n\r\nOne furious passenger said: "We are aghast at this new high-speed rail link to the bank. New trains, track and targeted high speed should be saved for the line into Liverpool Street."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Greater Anglia builds high-speed rail link', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '144-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 12:03:37', '2016-05-11 12:03:37', '', 144, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/144-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3593, 1, '2016-05-11 12:07:26', '2016-05-11 12:07:26', '<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nThe new Suffolk Police helicopter was criticised today for being out of proportion with the county\'s crime levels.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite crime figures being on the increase, the Suffolk force\'s decision to buy an Apache Gunship helicopter is seen as wildly over the top.\r\n\r\nBut the county crime commissioner, Tim Passless, claimed the fearsome piece of kit was necessary to deter a worrying increase in apple scrumping and illegal pigeon shooting in the countryside.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-helicopter.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-helicopter-300x187.jpg" alt="apache-helicopter" width="300" height="187" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-179" /></a></center><center><i>The Suffolk Police Apache Gunship helicopter</center></i><p><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Apache gunship, better known for its use in armed forces around the world, including the US and Israel, has a terrifying array of weaponry available to the two-man crew.\r\n\r\nThey will be able to target Suffolk\'s notorious gangland leaders with a deadly array of cannon machine guns and missile systems capable of smashing any getaway car or stolen bicycle in an instant.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSidewinder air-to-air missiles will also be used to take out any suspicious kites being flown on Suffolk\'s beaches. <i>(EDITOR\'S NOTE: The Apache went on to accidentally blow up a Suffolk vicarage. You can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">read our coverage of the unfortunate incident here</a>)</i>\r\n\r\nNow residents, who spent years moaning about the noise of the old police helicopter hovering over towns and villages, will have to get used to deafening automatic rounds being fired and the terrifying screech of missile strikes instead.\r\n\r\nMarjory Dawes, a parish councillor from Orford, which has a deadly criminal culture known the world over, said even though she wanted a stop to crime, the Apache was way over the top.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Full Metal Jacket\'</b>\r\n\r\nShe said: "Imagine walking the dog one morning and this Apache gunship suddenly appears over the tree tops of Tunstall Forest. It would be like a scene out of Full Metal Jacket or Platoon.\r\n\r\n"And how much does this thing cost? Surely it would have been cheaper to keep the old bobby on his bike?"\r\n\r\nThe actual cost of the Apache is around £13 million, a figure Ipswich Tory MP Gen Bummer said was worth every penny. "The rural idyll of living in Suffolk has been shattered by rising crime. Only last week, a constituent of mine had a bottle of milk stolen from her doorstep.\r\n\r\n"Never let it be said that the Conservatives are not tough on crime. And once the crime has stopped, we\'ll use the gunship to mow down Labour and UKIP supporters."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Public fears deadly Suffolk Police helicopter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '178-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 12:07:26', '2016-05-11 12:07:26', '', 178, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3594, 1, '2016-05-11 12:09:05', '2016-05-11 12:09:05', '<b>By Casey Jones, Rail Correspondent\r\n\r\nFrustrated Greater Anglia rail passengers were given a tantalising glimpse of the future when a hi-tech train visited Ipswich yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nThe advanced Mayflower steam train, packed with the latest gadgets, shows just how far technology has come since the current Greater Anglia rolling stock was introduced on the Norwich to London mainline hundreds of years ago.\r\n\r\nBut Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex commuters, who have to put up with regular train faults, discomfort, cancellations and delays, will have to wait until reliable and fast steam trains like the Mayflower are available for them to use.\r\n\r\nThat could be several years as Greater Anglia does not need to update its creaking fleet to steam trains within its current franchise timeframe. Instead, politicians have decided it\'s been so long since the region\'s trains were updated that a few more years won\'t make a lot of difference.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mayflower-e1423738025583.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mayflower-e1423738025583.jpg" alt="mayflower" width="500" height="297" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-191" /></a><center><i>All steam ahead: The hi-tech Mayflower in Ipswich</center></i>\r\n\r\nThe Mayflower, on a test run from Norwich to Windsor, drew large and admiring crowds as it chuffed graciously through Ipswich station yesterday, with many noticing its cleanliness, timing and apparent comfort.\r\n\r\nOne train buff on Platform Two said: "What a beauty. Poor old Greater Anglia customers can only dream of traveling to London every day in something this modern, stylish, reliable and fast.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the future, though, and it will give them something to look forward to as they sit in a train that has stopped for five minutes outside Shenfield for no apparent reason."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Future of rail travel arrives in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '190-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 12:09:05', '2016-05-11 12:09:05', '', 190, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/190-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3595, 1, '2016-05-11 12:14:42', '2016-05-11 12:14:42', '<b>By Ruth Tyler, Construction Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe quality of building work in a picturesque Suffolk village has been called into question after many houses were seen to be suffering from crazy subsidence-style defects.</b>\r\n\r\nProperties in Lavenham seem to have moved over the years, with window frames, beams and even roofs appearing to deviate from what should be perfectly straight lines.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lavenham-dodgy-houses-e1424093662730.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lavenham-dodgy-houses-e1424093662730.jpg" alt="lavenham-medieval-houses" width="450" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-214" /></a></a></center><center><i>The houses in Lavenham, near Sudbury are on the wonk</center></i><br>\r\n\r\nAmazingly, people in the quaint town do not seem concerned that their houses are about to fall down.\r\n\r\nLast night UKIP claimed the influx of builders from Eastern Europe was clearly to blame.\r\n\r\nA party insider said: "It does not take an expert to see these properties have not been built to the highest of British standards. We have many builders from Poland and elsewhere now working in Suffolk, and they are taking the jobs of British craftsmen.\r\n\r\n"There is no way British builders would have allowed such a finish."\r\n\r\nBut Lavenham Town Council leader Anthony Smythe-Farquar said UKIP were simply missing the point. "These houses were not built by Polish immigrant workers in the past 18 months," he said.\r\n\r\n"We are one of the UK\'s finest and most visited medieval villages, and these houses are actually more than 500 years old. The fact they are still standing at all shows just how well they were built all those years ago. And anyway, Polish builders, and builders from anywhere else in Eastern Europe for that matter, are very good."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for UKIP added: "OK, then. So maybe the building are over 500 years old. However, the builders probably came from the Ottoman Empire."\r\n\r\n* * *\r\n\r\nLike the Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking this link and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Quality row over Suffolk village houses', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '213-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 12:14:42', '2016-05-11 12:14:42', '', 213, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/213-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3598, 1, '2016-05-11 17:12:55', '2016-05-11 17:12:55', '<b>By Polly Ticks, Political Editor</b>\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron surprised supporters on a visit to Suffolk today by launcing his even longer-term economic plan.\r\n\r\nAfter much of country became cynical about the Governement\'s long-term economic plan, mainly because it did not appear to be working very well at all, Mr Cameron decided he needed to take drastic measures and introduce an even longer-term economic plan instead.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.360269% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/463660292?et=HTGgT5qxRdhm0LoedFDfKA&sig=zJFS6WbLH1Q_GLx9ZFsa-RAiAPMr1WAR1raxQszPhxw=" width="594" height="412" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/463660292" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><center><i>Mr Cameron explains how his economic plan is getting longer</center></i><br><br><br>\r\n\r\nTory insiders revealed the idea was a masterstroke, since even longer meant beyond not only the forthcoming election in May - but past the next general election as well.\r\n\r\nOne delighted minister said: "Now we can claim how everyone will be better off with our even longer-term economic plan. It will be so far ahead that no one will be able to claim it is not true.\r\n\r\n"So we\'re still bamboozling everyone with clever phrases to cover the fact that the economy is still flat, but now we\'re also better covering our backsides by calling it \'even longer\', meaning when we\'re still no better off by 2020, no one can have a pop at us."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut opposition parties are already seeing through the even longer-term economic plan, being revealed by the Prime Minister during a visit to a Felixstowe sandwich shop today.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Labour Party treasury spokesman Ed Balls-Up said: "This even longer-term economic plan is a complete fabrication. It\'s just words designed to fool the electorate ahead of the election.\r\n\r\n"We in the Labour Party do not conduct such trickery. We have no economic plan at all."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Mr Cameron faced accusations of further smoke and mirrors when he talked at length about improving East Anglia\'s creaking transport infrastructure - all projects previously announced and approved.\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister answered critics by explaining: "We will fill in a pot-hole in Wickham Market High Street in 2019. That\'s our even longer-term economic plan in action, right there."\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Cameron launches even longer-term economic plan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '250-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 17:12:55', '2016-05-11 17:12:55', '', 250, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/250-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3599, 1, '2016-05-11 17:14:14', '2016-05-11 17:14:14', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nPlans to bring in Dad\'s Army to man Ipswich fire station during next week\'s firefighter strike have been ridiculed - after the Suffolk Gazette exposed their chaotic training session.</b>\r\n\r\nOur undercover Defence Editor, Doug Trench, watched as the members of Walmington-on-Sea\'s Home Guard underwent an exercise at Suffolk\'s Fire and Rescue HQ in Ipswich. We make no apologies for printing the whole sorry episode below...\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Get the men to fall in, Wilson.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Certainly, sir. I say, everyone. Would you mind awfully stepping into line in front of the fire engine? Thank you so much.\r\n\r\n<em>The platoon shuffle nervously in front of the gleaming red engine.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Do hurry up, Wilson. We haven\'t got all day.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> I do apologise, sir. Really I do. It\'s just that the fire engine looks dreadfully difficult to operate.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Nonsense. Even Godfrey\'s sister Dolly could drive it.\r\n\r\n<em>The men fall into line in front of Suffolk Fire Service\'s prized engine.</em>\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:67.003367% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/2633565?et=dbb8TY6wSY9w8l1mvO-szA&sig=rUKFtLUE2tBtFBQ54211I3-V6PbhlUSkMS1ogfp3giA=" width="445" height="298" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/2633565" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Now listen up, men. The people of Suffolk need our help, and it\'s our responsibility to give it to them. Next Wednesday, the local firefighters are going on strike about their pension entitlements.\r\n\r\n<strong>CORP. JONES:</strong> Don\'t panic! Don\'t panic!\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Oh, do be quiet, Jones.\r\n\r\n<strong>CORP. JONES:</strong> I\'m sorry, Captain Mainwaring. But fires are very dangerous things, you know. Those thatched Suffolk cottages just don\'t like it up \'em.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Yes, all right, Jones. But we\'re a highly-trained fighting force. We\'re more than a match for the Germans, so we\'ll be professional about this as well.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Excuse me, sir.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> What is it now, Wilson?\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Well it\'s only that I was wondering who will be driving the fire engine for us?\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Good question, Wilson, but one I was about to address, if only you\'d give me a moment. Private Pike..\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. PIKE:</strong> Oh, thank you Mr Mainwaring. I\'ve always wanted to...\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> It won\'t be you. You can\'t even drive yet. Stupid boy!\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. PIKE:</strong> But Uncle Arthur said I could have a go. My mum will be very cross...\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Be quiet, Pike. I believe Private Walker is the right man for the job. Private Walker?\r\n\r\n<em>Private Walker is not on parade, but suddenly steps out from the firefighters\' changing rooms.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. WALKER:</strong> \'Ere, anyone want to buy a watch?\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> What? Get a grip, Walker. These are desperate times. We need to be drilled in answering emergency calls. This is no time for your questionable enterprise.\r\n\r\n<strong>SGT. WILSON:</strong> Actually, Mr Walker, that silver one looks rather appealing. I wonder how much you....\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Wilson! Remember where you are. Do I have to do everything myself? Walker, put the watches back in the firefighters\' lockers, and get into the fire engine driving seat.\r\n\r\n<em>Private Walker climbs aboard the fire engine, but struggles to start it.</em>\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.161616% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3139558?et=Yk0514rJRHVM8Dnxgm2dGw&sig=uS84Z5kvYn9_h1C1G92RYzxKdatPRsiHJj0c0DNRMps=" width="445" height="294" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3139558" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. GODFREY:</strong> Excuse me, Captain Mainwaring...\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Yes, what is it, Godfrey?\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. GODFREY:</strong> Well it\'s just that my sister Dolly made some exceptional upside-down cakes and I thought it would be a jolly nice idea if we offered some to the nice firemen?\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Don\'t be ridiculous, man. It\'s their fault we\'re here in the first place. Leave those cakes in my car and I\'ll deal with them later. Now, Walker, give the engine another go.\r\n\r\n<em>Private Walker manages to start the fire engine... and it immediately lurches foward and smashes into Captain Mainwaring\'s car. The platoon falls about laughing.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Silence! Walker you fool. Look what you\'ve done.\r\n\r\n<em>Just then the emergency siren goes off in the fire station. It\'s a 999 call about a house fire in Ipswich.</em>\r\n\r\n<strong>PTE. FRAZER:</strong> We\'re all doomed. Aye, we\'ve crashed the fire engine and Ipswich on fire. We\'re doomed, I tell ya.\r\n\r\n<strong>CAPT. MAINWARING:</strong> Nonsense, Frazer. They\'ll just have to get the real army in to help.\r\n\r\n<strong>CORP. JONES:</strong> Don\'t panic!\r\n\r\n<strong>You have been watching\r\nEnd credits.</strong>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Dad\'s Army chaos looms over fire strike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '260-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 17:14:14', '2016-05-11 17:14:14', '', 260, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/260-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3600, 1, '2016-05-11 17:15:26', '2016-05-11 17:15:26', '<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have been forced to ditch their new Apache gunship helicopter after it accidentally blew up a 19th-century vicarage.</b>\r\n\r\nFar from deterring criminals with its fearsome firepower, the deadly attack chopper has suffered a series of setbacks after police helicopter pilots became baffled by its sophisticated systems.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came when a pilot attempted to turn on a camera to track a suspected bicycle thief - but instead activated the helicopter\'s deadly Target Acquisition and Designation System.\r\n\r\nAs a result, the gunship\'s automatic systems took over and it fired off a lethal sidewinder missile that smashed into a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss explained: "I was taking afternoon tea in the garden with some ladies from the Women\'s Institute. Suddenly we heard the roar of an engine on the horizon, and watched in awe as this huge military-style helicopter rose above the treeline in the distance.\r\n\r\n"It looked like it was following a bloke on a bicycle, but then we watched in horror as there was a puff of smoke and a missile was launched.\r\n\r\n"It came straight over the primary school and towards us, and was seemingly homing in on the heat generated by the solar panels on the vicarage roof.\r\n\r\n"It smacked straight into it, and destroyed the whole place. Luckily none of us were hurt, although Gladys Worthington-Smythe was hit on the toe by a falling flower pot."\r\n\r\nThe Apache was grounded immediately and an investigation launched by the Suffolk Police Chief Constable.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:65.993266% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/80693074?et=UHShjIeqSs9UNlFBrKRwRw&sig=yBe2j1psW9KhNn15Jez9pwvmc2jF04o3f1I_Gxle65Q=" width="445" height="294" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/80693074" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The deadly Apache helicopter involved in the vicarage disaster</center></i><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice crews only took delivery of the Apache helicopter two weeks ago, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/" target="_blank">as revealed exclusively in the Suffolk Gazette</a>.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We\'ve sent it back to the Ministry of Defence. The crew were trying to get to grips with the hi-tech kit on the Apache, but in doing so they got confused and fired off a missile.\r\n\r\n"Sadly, this then went on to destroy a pleasant Victorian vicarage, and for that we can only apologise."\r\n\r\nThe £13 million police Apache helicopter is now being mothballed. In its place, Suffolk Crime Commissioner Tim Passless has ordered a fleet of 17 Chieftain Battle Tanks.\r\n\r\n"This will help us to bring crime levels down in the county, although even they may not be up to the task of patrolling the badlands of Haverhill." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Police Apache helicopter blows up vicarage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '270-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 17:15:26', '2016-05-11 17:15:26', '', 270, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/270-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3601, 1, '2016-05-11 17:16:58', '2016-05-11 17:16:58', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThousands of screaming Ed Sheeran fans ruined a crop of carrots after mistakenly spotting their idol in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nSinger-songwriter Ed, who comes from Framlingham, is often seen in the town when he returns home to visit his parents. He even brought his pal Taylor Swift back to Suffolk last year.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFans come from far and wide to try and glimpse their hero, but the latest "sighting" went drastically wrong.\r\n\r\nA scarecrow with ginger hair confused a fan cycling along a nearby road, who mistook the scruffy bird scarer with the unruly mop of hair as Sheeran himself.\r\n\r\nShe Tweeted that the Thinking Out Loud superstar was standing in the middle of a field just outside Framlingham, causing an invasion of teenagers in the coming hours, who all ran across the field, ruining its crop of carrots.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:383px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:155.091384% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/476508567?et=0QptKWCWSfRWScvVvI8_Rg&sig=szElAw8mrwmh-RTX6CB7I0CPUOg28yxWhQgpUUQJNVU=" width="383" height="594" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/476508567" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ed Sheeran or Suffolk scarecrow?</center></i><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe furious farmer immediately called police, who set up a road block around the field to prevent further damage to to his crops and livestock.\r\n\r\nA friend of Sheeran\'s told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ed often returns to Framlingham and thinks nothing of enjoying a drink in the local pub or popping down to the shops.\r\n\r\n"However, he would never just go and stand in the middle of a field, so fans might want to think again before rushing up to any more scarecrows."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the National Farmers\' Union added: "Ed Sheeran might look like a scarecrow, but he\'s got so much money now that he does not need to stand in the middle of a field scaring birds for a living."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ed Sheeran fans invade Suffolk carrot field', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '278-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 17:16:58', '2016-05-11 17:16:58', '', 278, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/278-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3602, 1, '2016-05-11 17:18:11', '2016-05-11 17:18:11', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railway Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Queen has sent Greater Anglia railways a telegram to celebrate its InterCity fleet reaching a remarkable 100 years old.</b>\r\n\r\nThe locos are the oldest in the industry, taking frustrated passengers from Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex into London everyday in sheer discomfort and filth.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Her Majesty was clearly impressed by the landmark birthday, and sent the trains a telegram - just as she does to any loyal subject who makes it to the grand old age of 100.\r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.518519% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/164132906?et=IrJGsrW7SURtit-wQprQGA&sig=tvPB1tGbuM9r_p3ATILbZOhNkSqJ5yA51Xe5fy3aIj0=" width="594" height="407" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/164132906" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div><Center><i>The Queen inspects a Greater Anglia carriage</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia were delighted with the 100-year-old milestone for its trains.\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "People may mock us for having the oldest and most decrepit train fleet in the history of the world, but the old girls are still going, despite some unfortunate mishaps along the way.\r\n\r\n"Her Majesty The Queen was very kind to send out a telegram. It means a lot, and hopefully the trains will keep going for many years to come."\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace spokesman told Suffolk Gazette: "The telegrams are normally sent to people who have made it to 100 years old. But Her Majesty was so impressed that Greater Anglia still have trains going at that age, that she felt she had to send a telegram to them as well.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia\'s InterCity fleet first came into use during the reign of Queen Victoria, and has not been changed since. How they are still going is anyone\'s guess."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed Greater Anglia was the only UK train company to receive the telegram honour.\r\n\r\n"Everyone else uses modern trains," he said.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Queen sends 100th birthday telegram to a train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '291-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 17:18:11', '2016-05-11 17:18:11', '', 291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3605, 1, '2016-05-11 17:21:32', '2016-05-11 17:21:32', '<b>A Norfolk business which specialises in making six-fingered gloves has posted an astonishing £100 million profit.</b>\r\n\r\nChairman of Keep It In The Family Ltd, Mr Ken Ary, said the firm had gone from strength to strength in recent years thanks to astonishing local demand.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Everyone in Norwich and throughout the county of Norfolk needs six-fingered gloves, and we spotted the gap in the market. Demand has been so good that we are proud to post £100 million profit figures today."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/norfolk-glove-six-finger-e1425028251785.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/norfolk-glove-six-finger-e1425028251785.jpg" alt="norfolk-glove-six-finger" width="500" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-302" /></a><center><i>The Norfolk six-fingered glove</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut it was not all good news for the Keep It In The Family business. Mr Ary said its range of flip-flops footwear had to be withdrawn since locals with webbed feet could not wear them.\r\n\r\n"It was a set-back, but thankfully the six-fingered glove sales have more than made up for it."\r\n\r\nTo celebrate the bumper profits, Keep It In The Family is handing out thousands of pairs of the six-fingered gloves to Norwich City fans outside Carrow Road before this Sunday\'s crucial derby with East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\n[caption id="attachment_303" align="alignleft" width="150"]<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/alex-neil-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/alex-neil-norwich-150x150.jpg" alt="Alex Neil" width="150" height="150" class="size-thumbnail wp-image-303" /></a> Alex Neil[/caption]The firm has even signed a deal with Norwich City manager Alex Neil to wear their gloves on the touchline.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "We are very pleased to have partnered with Keep It In The Family, and are grateful for the work they do for local Norwich fans."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Mr Ary said the firm was expanding its specialist clothing range.\r\n\r\n"Should Norwich somehow manage to gain promotion back to the Premier League this year, then we have prepared by making some very big hats and oversized boots.\r\n\r\n"Already the local supporters are showing signs of being too big for their boots - and their heads are getting bigger by the day."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norfolk six-fingered gloves make £100million profit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '301-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 17:21:32', '2016-05-11 17:21:32', '', 301, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/301-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3606, 1, '2016-05-11 17:23:14', '2016-05-11 17:23:14', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA German WW2 soldier has been found alive and well in a Suffolk forest, still believing there is a war on.</b>\r\n\r\nThe astonishing discovery was made by a group of primary school children on a nature trail.\r\n\r\nThey stumbled across Hans Up as he snoozed on a hammock tied between two pine trees in Rendlesham Forest, near Woodbridge.\r\n\r\nHerr Up tried to run, but fell out of the hammock with his legs caught in the rope. He sat up, gave a Heil Hitler salute and asked the amazed eight year olds: "How\'s it going on the Eastern Front?"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice were called, together with members of the local Territorial Army in order to interrogate the dazed German.\r\n\r\nWhen the first officer on the scene shouted: "Hands Up!", the baffled Nazi veteran replied: "Yes, that\'s me."\r\n\r\nThe confusion was soon sorted, and Hans Up told his gripping story.\r\n\r\nHe had been on a bombing run heading for Ipswich in April, 1944 when he his Dornier bomber was shot down as it flew over the Suffolk coast near Hollesley.\r\n\r\nHerr Up, now a sprightly 89 years old, said he managed to eject and parachute to safety, landing in a cabbage field near Sudbourne. He ran into the nearby Rendlesham Forest and has been hiding there ever since.\r\n\r\nFor 71 years he has been living rough in the forest, feeding on rabbit, deer and nicking fruit and vegetables from nearby farms, and dreaming of rejoining his comrades in the fight against the Allies.\r\n\r\nHe was still wearing his Nazi uniform when he was found, although it was a little torn and in need of a wash.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:321px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:138.785047% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3071503?et=AfFLJk_iSJxh3x9wJM7YIg&sig=X_jAW6w9vDEpnMBbbUELih5uh3eQT4x8uLPKGNwqsEA=" width="321" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3071503" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Hans Up surrenders to Melton Primary School children</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nAfter a medical check up at Ipswich Hospital, Herr Up was given the shocking news that the Second World War had ended badly for Germany in 1945.\r\n\r\nHe then listened in wonder when staff from the German Embassy in London brought him up to speed on world events.\r\n\r\nDiplomat Herman Snoring said: "He was amazed that England had not only defeated Germany in the war, but also that England went on to win the World Cup in 1966.\r\n\r\n"But what he really found difficult to believe was that Norwich City FC won a trophy in 1985."\r\n\r\nHerr Up was single when he was shot down, and now has no known family back in Frankfurt, his former home.\r\n\r\nHe is being cared for by embassy staff as they continue to bring him up to speed with the modern world.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all new to him - the internet, modern vehicles, television, The One Show...he\'s in awe of it all right now.\r\n\r\n"But he\'s in great condition, and says he wants to write a book about his 70 years in hiding."\r\n\r\nExperts are now looking into suggestions that the famous Rendlesham Forest UFO incident in 1980, when airmen from a nearby US airbase claimed they saw alien lights, could actually have been Herr Up cooking a rabbit on a fire.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'German WW2 soldier found living in forest', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '367-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 17:23:14', '2016-05-11 17:23:14', '', 367, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/367-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3608, 1, '2016-05-11 20:39:43', '2016-05-11 20:39:43', '<b>Here\'s a yummy Delia Smith humble pie recipe which, like her football team, goes down wonderfully well.</b>\r\n\r\nThe beauty of this pie is it can be produced on the cheap, but it also needs eating quickly because, although it is puffed up at first, it deflates soon after.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile other pies use no-expense-spared prime cuts of beef for the filling, Delia\'s is offal. No, it really is awful.\r\n\r\nWith Norwich having been relegated this evening after Sunderland beat Everton at home, this is the perfect time to make this recipe from Delia, who owns Norwich and was once a famous television chef.\r\n\r\nSimply take the entrails that no one else wanted and add some laughing stock. This mixture will be dreadfully bitter, and unfortunately no amount of seasoning will remove the sour taste from your mouth.\r\n\r\nNo matter, take your pastry - flaky is best - and cover your filling, then pop it in the oven at 110 degrees for 90 minutes. It will then be suitably half-baked.\r\n\r\nCarefully remove the humble pie from the heat and serve with the dumplings - there should be 11 of them, lined up in a hopeless defensive formation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg" alt="delia smith humble pie" width="648" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3609" /></a><i>Delia Smith\'s humble pie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBe sure to invite around some Norwich fans for a feast. Unfortunately, they will be barefoot having become too big for their boots in recent months.\r\n\r\nAnd why not bring along star guest Ed Balls, the Norwich City chairman who has now screwed over the Canaries like he did the economy when he was chancellor of the exchequer. The dish will hopefully wipe that ridiculous grin off his face.\r\n\r\nEnjoy!\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Delia Smith humble pie', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'delia-smith-humble-pie', '', '', '2016-05-12 08:18:15', '2016-05-12 08:18:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3608', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3610, 1, '2016-05-11 20:39:43', '2016-05-11 20:39:43', '<b>Here\'s a yummy Delia Smith humble pie recipe which, like her football team, goes down wonderfully well.<b>\r\n\r\nThe beauty of this pie is it can be produced on the cheap, but it also needs eating quickly because, although it is puffed up at first, it deflates soon after.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile other pies use no-expense-spared prime cuts of beef for the filling, Delia\'s is offal. No, it really is awful.\r\n\r\nWith Norwich having been relegated this evening after Sunderland beat Everton at home, this is the perfect time to make this recipe from Delia, who owns Norwich and was once a famous television chef.\r\n\r\nSimply take the entrails that no one else wanted and add some laughing stock. This mixture will be dreadfully bitter, and unfortunately no amount of seasoning will remove the sour taste from your mouth.\r\n\r\nNo matter, take your pastry - flaky is best - and cover your filling, then pop it in the oven at 110 degrees for 90 minutes. It will then be suitably half-baked.\r\n\r\nCarefully remove the humble pie from the heat and serve with the dumplings - there should be 11 of them, lined up in a hopeless defensive formation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg" alt="delia smith humble pie" width="648" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3609" /></a><i>Delia Smith\'s humble pie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBe sure to invite around some Norwich fans for a feast. Unfortunately, they will be barefoot having become too big for their boots.\r\n\r\nAnd why not bring along star guest Ed Balls, the Norwich City chairman who has now screwed over the Canaries like he did the economy when chancellor of the exchequer. The dish will hopefully wipe that ridiculous grin off his face.\r\n\r\nEnjoy!\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Delia Smith humble pie', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 20:39:43', '2016-05-11 20:39:43', '', 3608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3611, 1, '2016-05-11 20:40:34', '2016-05-11 20:40:34', '<b>Here\'s a yummy Delia Smith humble pie recipe which, like her football team, goes down wonderfully well.</b>\r\n\r\nThe beauty of this pie is it can be produced on the cheap, but it also needs eating quickly because, although it is puffed up at first, it deflates soon after.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile other pies use no-expense-spared prime cuts of beef for the filling, Delia\'s is offal. No, it really is awful.\r\n\r\nWith Norwich having been relegated this evening after Sunderland beat Everton at home, this is the perfect time to make this recipe from Delia, who owns Norwich and was once a famous television chef.\r\n\r\nSimply take the entrails that no one else wanted and add some laughing stock. This mixture will be dreadfully bitter, and unfortunately no amount of seasoning will remove the sour taste from your mouth.\r\n\r\nNo matter, take your pastry - flaky is best - and cover your filling, then pop it in the oven at 110 degrees for 90 minutes. It will then be suitably half-baked.\r\n\r\nCarefully remove the humble pie from the heat and serve with the dumplings - there should be 11 of them, lined up in a hopeless defensive formation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg" alt="delia smith humble pie" width="648" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3609" /></a><i>Delia Smith\'s humble pie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBe sure to invite around some Norwich fans for a feast. Unfortunately, they will be barefoot having become too big for their boots.\r\n\r\nAnd why not bring along star guest Ed Balls, the Norwich City chairman who has now screwed over the Canaries like he did the economy when chancellor of the exchequer. The dish will hopefully wipe that ridiculous grin off his face.\r\n\r\nEnjoy!\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Delia Smith humble pie', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 20:40:34', '2016-05-11 20:40:34', '', 3608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3612, 1, '2016-05-11 20:41:58', '2016-05-11 20:41:58', '<b>Here\'s a yummy Delia Smith humble pie recipe which, like her football team, goes down wonderfully well.</b>\n\nThe beauty of this pie is it can be produced on the cheap, but it also needs eating quickly because, although it is puffed up at first, it deflates soon after.\n\n\n\nWhile other pies use no-expense-spared prime cuts of beef for the filling, Delia\'s is offal. No, it really is awful.\n\nWith Norwich having been relegated this evening after Sunderland beat Everton at home, this is the perfect time to make this recipe from Delia, who owns Norwich and was once a famous television chef.\n\nSimply take the entrails that no one else wanted and add some laughing stock. This mixture will be dreadfully bitter, and unfortunately no amount of seasoning will remove the sour taste from your mouth.\n\nNo matter, take your pastry - flaky is best - and cover your filling, then pop it in the oven at 110 degrees for 90 minutes. It will then be suitably half-baked.\n\nCarefully remove the humble pie from the heat and serve with the dumplings - there should be 11 of them, lined up in a hopeless defensive formation.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg" alt="delia smith humble pie" width="648" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3609" /></a><i>Delia Smith\'s humble pie</center></i><br><br>\n\nBe sure to invite around some Norwich fans for a feast. Unfortunately, they will be barefoot having become too big for their boots in recent months.\n\nAnd why not bring along star guest Ed Balls, the Norwich City chairman who has now screwed over the Canaries like he did the economy when chancellor of the exchequer. The dish will hopefully wipe that ridiculous grin off his face.\n\nEnjoy!\n\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Delia Smith humble pie', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3608-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 20:41:58', '2016-05-11 20:41:58', '', 3608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3608-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3613, 1, '2016-05-11 20:42:01', '2016-05-11 20:42:01', '<b>Here\'s a yummy Delia Smith humble pie recipe which, like her football team, goes down wonderfully well.</b>\r\n\r\nThe beauty of this pie is it can be produced on the cheap, but it also needs eating quickly because, although it is puffed up at first, it deflates soon after.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile other pies use no-expense-spared prime cuts of beef for the filling, Delia\'s is offal. No, it really is awful.\r\n\r\nWith Norwich having been relegated this evening after Sunderland beat Everton at home, this is the perfect time to make this recipe from Delia, who owns Norwich and was once a famous television chef.\r\n\r\nSimply take the entrails that no one else wanted and add some laughing stock. This mixture will be dreadfully bitter, and unfortunately no amount of seasoning will remove the sour taste from your mouth.\r\n\r\nNo matter, take your pastry - flaky is best - and cover your filling, then pop it in the oven at 110 degrees for 90 minutes. It will then be suitably half-baked.\r\n\r\nCarefully remove the humble pie from the heat and serve with the dumplings - there should be 11 of them, lined up in a hopeless defensive formation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg" alt="delia smith humble pie" width="648" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3609" /></a><i>Delia Smith\'s humble pie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBe sure to invite around some Norwich fans for a feast. Unfortunately, they will be barefoot having become too big for their boots in recent months.\r\n\r\nAnd why not bring along star guest Ed Balls, the Norwich City chairman who has now screwed over the Canaries like he did the economy when chancellor of the exchequer. The dish will hopefully wipe that ridiculous grin off his face.\r\n\r\nEnjoy!\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Delia Smith humble pie', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 20:42:01', '2016-05-11 20:42:01', '', 3608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3614, 1, '2016-05-11 20:54:41', '2016-05-11 20:54:41', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron told the Queen that Nigeria was the most corrupt country in the world after never receiving the $1.5 million dollars he was promised in an email.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal Mr Cameron gave Mrs Miriam Abacha his personal bank account details after she emailed him out of the blue to say her late husband, who worked as a lawyer for a Nigerian oil company, had died in a car accident.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe wanted someone to look after the $10 million fortune her husband had somehow amassed - and that person could keep $1.5 million of it as their part of the deal.\r\n\r\nBut when Mr Cameron replied with all his information, included his bank account details, passport number and date of birth, $10,000 in "administrative fees" mysteriously disappeared from his current account, and he never saw the Nigerian cash - or heard from Mrs Abacha again.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/david-cameron-queen-corrupt.jpg" alt="david cameron queen nigeria corrupt" width="780" height="438" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3586" /></a><i>I want my money back: David Cameron warns the Queen about Nigeria</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFurious, he told Her Majesty and the Archbishop of Canterbury yesterday, at a reception at Buckingham Palace to mark her 90th birthday, that Nigeria was "fantastically corrupt".\r\n\r\nThe prime minister made the cutting remarks ahead the government’s anti-corruption summit tomorrow, at which Nigeria’s president, Muhammadu Buhari, will deliver a speech entitled “Why we must tackle corruption together”.\r\n\r\nMr Cameron told a friend: "I got this email from a nice sounding young lady whose husband had died. She just needed someone to look after his fortune for a bit. I didn\'t like to ask how he came by $10 million, but the $1.5 million I was being offered sounded too good to be true.\r\n\r\n"I was happy to help, after all we\'re all in this together, and poor Mrs Abacha sounded desperate. But I am now $10,000 out-of-pocket and she is not replying to my emails. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\nSpecialists at Suffolk Police were called in to track Mrs Abacha down, but she is one of 1,750 alleged multi-millionaires whose husbands died in Nigerian car accidents this year alone.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron was victim of Nigerian email scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3585-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 20:54:41', '2016-05-11 20:54:41', '', 3585, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3585-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3615, 1, '2016-05-11 20:57:21', '2016-05-11 20:57:21', '<b>Here\'s a yummy Delia Smith humble pie recipe which, like her football team, goes down wonderfully well.</b>\r\n\r\nThe beauty of this pie is it can be produced on the cheap, but it also needs eating quickly because, although it is puffed up at first, it deflates soon after.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile other pies use no-expense-spared prime cuts of beef for the filling, Delia\'s is offal. No, it really is awful.\r\n\r\nWith Norwich having been relegated this evening after Sunderland beat Everton at home, this is the perfect time to make this recipe from Delia, who owns Norwich and was once a famous television chef.\r\n\r\nSimply take the entrails that no one else wanted and add some laughing stock. This mixture will be dreadfully bitter, and unfortunately no amount of seasoning will remove the sour taste from your mouth.\r\n\r\nNo matter, take your pastry - flaky is best - and cover your filling, then pop it in the oven at 110 degrees for 90 minutes. It will then be suitably half-baked.\r\n\r\nCarefully remove the humble pie from the heat and serve with the dumplings - there should be 11 of them, lined up in a hopeless defensive formation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/delia-smith-humble-pie.jpg" alt="delia smith humble pie" width="648" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3609" /></a><i>Delia Smith\'s humble pie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBe sure to invite around some Norwich fans for a feast. Unfortunately, they will be barefoot having become too big for their boots in recent months.\r\n\r\nAnd why not bring along star guest Ed Balls, the Norwich City chairman who has now screwed over the Canaries like he did the economy when he was chancellor of the exchequer. The dish will hopefully wipe that ridiculous grin off his face.\r\n\r\nEnjoy!\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Delia Smith humble pie', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-11 20:57:21', '2016-05-11 20:57:21', '', 3608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3616, 1, '2016-05-12 06:59:04', '2016-05-12 06:59:04', '<b>Excitement is mounting in Norfolk as Norwich City\'s relegation campaign kicks off this weekend with a bottom-of-the-table clash against mighty Crystal Palace.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries are confident of finishing in the bottom three after their play-off victory at Wembley in May.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd cocky Norwich fans are sure their plucky Carrow Road heroes won\'t let them down.\r\n\r\nDwayne Pipe, who lives in Great Yarmouth with his sister and their two young children, boasted: "If we play to our true potential, we\'ll definitely go down.\r\n\r\n"In manager Alex Neil we have a man who will be able to restrict Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City to scoring just five goals against us. And the likes of Liverpool will be lucky to get three."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3050947?et=5uOfhz1uQA5tKr_xgM-z-Q&viewMoreLink=on&sig=uv17nuW1DCo7SVvJBf6a7YTtufe294oD1Afo-qkjSjQ=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3050947" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Norwich fans enjoy a close family party held to celebrate relegation</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is sure her team will cook up a relegation treat. A pal said: "She loves a relegation battle and can\'t wait to get started.\r\n\r\n"Delia is a wise old bird. She knows being in the bottom three puts the club in the spotlight, and that can only be a good thing."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:262px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=Ak8ZUpe4S15RnvLiTotTOg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=wzs51oNZB5bhXE7yg89rnMgO3_J5uEekUJWzpRf7gVE=" width="262" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia looks forward to the drop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDefeat at home against Palace will set up the relegation campaign nicely, with the south Londoners\' new striker - ex-Ipswich Town star Connor Wickham - expecting to get a hattrick.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich, who are Norwich\'s bigger East Anglian neighbours, begin their season with a Championship trip to one of the country\'s biggest clubs, Brentford.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norwich relegation campaign begins', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1300-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-12 06:59:04', '2016-05-12 06:59:04', '', 1300, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1300-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3617, 1, '2016-05-12 08:15:49', '2016-05-12 08:15:49', '<b>Furious broadcasting legend Sir David Attenborough is changing his name to Boaty McBoatface in protest over the naming of an Arctic research ship.</b>\r\n\r\nThe British people overwhelmingly voted for the new polar vessel to be called Boaty McBoatface - but their wishes were cruelly ignored.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInstead, the ship has been named RSS Sir David Attenborough after the famous television naturalist, 90, whose documentaries have endeared him to generations worldwide.\r\n\r\nA pal of Sir David, who has visited Suffolk several times, fumed: "He is honoured to have a boat named after him, but he feels very strongly that the public vote for Boaty McBoatface should have been respected. He even voted for it himself.\r\n\r\n"He is, therefore, going to change his name to Boaty McBoatface by deed poll."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sir-david-attenborough-e1463040283370.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sir-david-attenborough-e1463040283370.jpg" alt="sir boaty mcboatface" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3618" /></a><i>Sir Boaty McBoatface</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSir Boaty, as he will now be known, hopes his selfless act will cheer the nation. He will pay for the £14 name-change fee (plus £72.50 to change his passport) out of his own pocket.\r\n\r\nOne fan who <a href="http://smashinglife.co.uk/public-vote-names-200-million-research-ship-boaty-mcboatface/">voted for the ship to be called Boaty McBoatface said</a>: "We were very disappointed when the name was dropped, but full marks to Sir David for changing his name. He really is a national treasure."\r\n\r\nThe Natural Environment Research Council (UK) has at least confirmed that an unmanned submarine on board the £200 million state-of-the-art RSS Sir David Attenborough will be called Boaty McBoatface.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/boaty-mcboatface.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/boaty-mcboatface.jpg" alt="rss sir david attenborough" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3619" /></a><i>RSS Sir David Attenborough</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Sir Boaty continues to entertain the British public. Only a few days ago, millions tuned in to watch a TV tribute to him on the occasion of his 90th birthday.\r\n\r\nThe BBC is now set to spend a considerable sum changing the titles on its huge documentary and film archive to reflect Sir Boaty\'s name change.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'TV star changes his name to Sir Boaty McBoatface', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sir-boaty-mcboatface', '', '', '2016-05-17 08:06:08', '2016-05-17 08:06:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3617', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3620, 1, '2016-05-12 08:15:49', '2016-05-12 08:15:49', '<b>Furious broadcasting legend Sir David Attenborough is changing his name to Boaty McBoatface in protest over the naming of an Arctic research ship.</b>\r\n\r\nThe British people overwhelmingly voted for the new vessel to be called Boaty McBoatface - but their wishes were cruelly ignored.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInstead, the ship has been named RSS Sir David Attenborough after the famous television naturalist, 90, whose documentaries have endeared him to generations worldwide.\r\n\r\nA pal of Sir David, who has visited Suffolk several times, fumed: "He is honoured to have a boat named after him, but he feels very strongly that the public vote for Boaty McBoatface should have been respected. He even voted for it himself.\r\n\r\n"He is, therefore, going to change his name to Boaty McBoatface by deed poll."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sir-david-attenborough-e1463040283370.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sir-david-attenborough-e1463040283370.jpg" alt="sir boaty mcboatface" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3618" /></a><i>Sir Boaty McBoatface</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSir Boaty, as he will now be known, hopes his selfless act will cheer the nation. He will pay for the £14 name-change fee (plus £72.50 to change his passport) out of his own pocket.\r\n\r\nOne fan who voted for the ship to be called Boaty McBoatface said: "We were very disappointed when the name was dropped, but full marks to Sir David for changing his name. He really is a national treasure."\r\n\r\nThe Natural Environment Research Council (UK) has at least confirmed that an unmanned submarine on board the £200 million state-of-the-art RSS Sir David Attenborough will be called Boaty McBoatface.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/boaty-mcboatface.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/boaty-mcboatface.jpg" alt="rss sir david attenborough" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3619" /></a><i>RSS Sir David Attenborough</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Sir Boaty continues to entertain the British public. Only a few days ago, millions tuned in to watch a TV tribute to him on the occasion of his 90th birthday.\r\n\r\nThe BBC is now set to spend a considerable sum changing the titles on its huge documentary and film archive to reflect Sir Boaty\'s name change.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'TV star changes his name to Sir Boaty McBoatface', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3617-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-12 08:15:49', '2016-05-12 08:15:49', '', 3617, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3617-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3621, 1, '2016-05-12 08:22:15', '2016-05-12 08:22:15', '<b>Furious broadcasting legend Sir David Attenborough is changing his name to Boaty McBoatface in protest over the naming of an Arctic research ship.</b>\r\n\r\nThe British people overwhelmingly voted for the new polar vessel to be called Boaty McBoatface - but their wishes were cruelly ignored.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInstead, the ship has been named RSS Sir David Attenborough after the famous television naturalist, 90, whose documentaries have endeared him to generations worldwide.\r\n\r\nA pal of Sir David, who has visited Suffolk several times, fumed: "He is honoured to have a boat named after him, but he feels very strongly that the public vote for Boaty McBoatface should have been respected. He even voted for it himself.\r\n\r\n"He is, therefore, going to change his name to Boaty McBoatface by deed poll."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sir-david-attenborough-e1463040283370.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sir-david-attenborough-e1463040283370.jpg" alt="sir boaty mcboatface" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3618" /></a><i>Sir Boaty McBoatface</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSir Boaty, as he will now be known, hopes his selfless act will cheer the nation. He will pay for the £14 name-change fee (plus £72.50 to change his passport) out of his own pocket.\r\n\r\nOne fan who voted for the ship to be called Boaty McBoatface said: "We were very disappointed when the name was dropped, but full marks to Sir David for changing his name. He really is a national treasure."\r\n\r\nThe Natural Environment Research Council (UK) has at least confirmed that an unmanned submarine on board the £200 million state-of-the-art RSS Sir David Attenborough will be called Boaty McBoatface.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/boaty-mcboatface.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/boaty-mcboatface.jpg" alt="rss sir david attenborough" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3619" /></a><i>RSS Sir David Attenborough</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Sir Boaty continues to entertain the British public. Only a few days ago, millions tuned in to watch a TV tribute to him on the occasion of his 90th birthday.\r\n\r\nThe BBC is now set to spend a considerable sum changing the titles on its huge documentary and film archive to reflect Sir Boaty\'s name change.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'TV star changes his name to Sir Boaty McBoatface', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3617-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-12 08:22:15', '2016-05-12 08:22:15', '', 3617, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3617-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3622, 1, '2016-05-12 08:45:52', '2016-05-12 08:45:52', '<b>Furious broadcasting legend Sir David Attenborough is changing his name to Boaty McBoatface in protest over the naming of an Arctic research ship.</b>\r\n\r\nThe British people overwhelmingly voted for the new polar vessel to be called Boaty McBoatface - but their wishes were cruelly ignored.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInstead, the ship has been named RSS Sir David Attenborough after the famous television naturalist, 90, whose documentaries have endeared him to generations worldwide.\r\n\r\nA pal of Sir David, who has visited Suffolk several times, fumed: "He is honoured to have a boat named after him, but he feels very strongly that the public vote for Boaty McBoatface should have been respected. He even voted for it himself.\r\n\r\n"He is, therefore, going to change his name to Boaty McBoatface by deed poll."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sir-david-attenborough-e1463040283370.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sir-david-attenborough-e1463040283370.jpg" alt="sir boaty mcboatface" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3618" /></a><i>Sir Boaty McBoatface</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSir Boaty, as he will now be known, hopes his selfless act will cheer the nation. He will pay for the £14 name-change fee (plus £72.50 to change his passport) out of his own pocket.\r\n\r\nOne fan who <a href="http://smashinglife.co.uk/public-vote-names-200-million-research-ship-boaty-mcboatface/">voted for the ship to be called Boaty McBoatface said</a>: "We were very disappointed when the name was dropped, but full marks to Sir David for changing his name. He really is a national treasure."\r\n\r\nThe Natural Environment Research Council (UK) has at least confirmed that an unmanned submarine on board the £200 million state-of-the-art RSS Sir David Attenborough will be called Boaty McBoatface.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/boaty-mcboatface.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/boaty-mcboatface.jpg" alt="rss sir david attenborough" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3619" /></a><i>RSS Sir David Attenborough</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Sir Boaty continues to entertain the British public. Only a few days ago, millions tuned in to watch a TV tribute to him on the occasion of his 90th birthday.\r\n\r\nThe BBC is now set to spend a considerable sum changing the titles on its huge documentary and film archive to reflect Sir Boaty\'s name change.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'TV star changes his name to Sir Boaty McBoatface', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3617-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-12 08:45:52', '2016-05-12 08:45:52', '', 3617, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3617-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3623, 1, '2016-05-12 14:34:09', '2016-05-12 14:34:09', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann, Football Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City officials have already begun cutting costs following the club\'s disastrous relegation from the Premier League last night.</b>\r\n\r\nMany of the squad are expected to leave in the summer, but the first departure is the team\'s luxury coach, which was on an expensive lease deal.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nCanaries owner Delia Smith, the former television cook who makes a cracking <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/delia-smith-humble-pie/">humble pie</a>, has instead bought a cheaper open-top bus which will cost a fraction of the old model.\r\n\r\nIn fact, it won\'t cost anything to run at all.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-norwich-city-bus-e1463062649211.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-norwich-city-bus-e1463062649211.jpg" alt="norwich city bus" width="777" height="580" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3624" /></a><i>The new Norwich City team coach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe new bus is pedal powered, meaning the embarrassed players will have to propel themselves to away matches, starting with this weekend\'s gruelling 250-mile trip to Everton on Merseyside.\r\n\r\nKitted out in the club\'s sickly yellow and green colours, the new bus is expected to reach speeds of 15 miles per hour. There is a place at the front for manager Alex Neil to sit and steer without having to pedal himself.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said the team were particularly looking forward to having to ride the bus into Suffolk and to the Ipswich Town ground next season.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New Norwich City team bus revealed', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norwich-city-team-bus', '', '', '2016-05-12 14:38:54', '2016-05-12 14:38:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3623', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3625, 1, '2016-05-12 14:18:30', '2016-05-12 14:18:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann, Football Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City officials have already begun cutting costs following the club\'s disastrous relegation from the Premier League last night.</b>\r\n\r\nMany of the squad are expected to leave in the summer, but the first departure is the team\'s luxury coach, which was on an expensive lease deal.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-norwich-city-bus-e1463062649211.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-norwich-city-bus-e1463062649211.jpg" alt="norwich city bus" width="777" height="580" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3624" /></a><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-norwich-city-bus-e1463062649211.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-norwich-city-bus-e1463062649211.jpg" alt="norwich city bus" width="777" height="580" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3624" /></a>\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nOwner Delia Smith has instead bought a cheaper open-top bus which will cost a fraction of the previous model.\r\n\r\nIn fact, it won\'t cost anything to run at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3623-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-12 14:18:30', '2016-05-12 14:18:30', '', 3623, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3626, 1, '2016-05-12 14:24:07', '2016-05-12 14:24:07', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann, Football Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City officials have already begun cutting costs following the club\'s disastrous relegation from the Premier League last night.</b>\r\n\r\nMany of the squad are expected to leave in the summer, but the first departure is the team\'s luxury coach, which was on an expensive lease deal.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nOwner Delia Smith has instead bought a cheaper open-top bus which will cost a fraction of the previous model.\r\n\r\nIn fact, it won\'t cost anything to run at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3623-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-12 14:24:07', '2016-05-12 14:24:07', '', 3623, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3627, 1, '2016-05-12 14:33:40', '2016-05-12 14:33:40', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann, Football Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City officials have already begun cutting costs following the club\'s disastrous relegation from the Premier League last night.</b>\r\n\r\nMany of the squad are expected to leave in the summer, but the first departure is the team\'s luxury coach, which was on an expensive lease deal.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nCanaries owner Delia Smith has instead bought a cheaper open-top bus which will cost a fraction of the old model.\r\n\r\nIn fact, it won\'t cost anything to run at all.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-norwich-city-bus-e1463062649211.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-norwich-city-bus-e1463062649211.jpg" alt="norwich city bus" width="777" height="580" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3624" /></a><i>The new Norwich City team coach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe new bus is pedal powered, meaning the embarrassed players will have to propel themselves to away matches, starting with this weekend\'s gruelling 250-mile trip to Everton on Merseyside.\r\n\r\nKitted out in the club\'s sickly yellow and green colours, the new bus is expected to reach speeds of 15 miles per hour. There is a place at the front for manager Alex Neil to sit and steer without having to pedal himself.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said the team were particularly looking forward to having to ride the bus into Suffolk and to the Ipswich Town ground next season.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New Norwich City team bus revealed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3623-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-12 14:33:40', '2016-05-12 14:33:40', '', 3623, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3628, 1, '2016-05-12 14:38:54', '2016-05-12 14:38:54', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann, Football Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City officials have already begun cutting costs following the club\'s disastrous relegation from the Premier League last night.</b>\r\n\r\nMany of the squad are expected to leave in the summer, but the first departure is the team\'s luxury coach, which was on an expensive lease deal.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nCanaries owner Delia Smith, the former television cook who makes a cracking <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/delia-smith-humble-pie/">humble pie</a>, has instead bought a cheaper open-top bus which will cost a fraction of the old model.\r\n\r\nIn fact, it won\'t cost anything to run at all.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-norwich-city-bus-e1463062649211.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-norwich-city-bus-e1463062649211.jpg" alt="norwich city bus" width="777" height="580" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3624" /></a><i>The new Norwich City team coach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe new bus is pedal powered, meaning the embarrassed players will have to propel themselves to away matches, starting with this weekend\'s gruelling 250-mile trip to Everton on Merseyside.\r\n\r\nKitted out in the club\'s sickly yellow and green colours, the new bus is expected to reach speeds of 15 miles per hour. There is a place at the front for manager Alex Neil to sit and steer without having to pedal himself.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said the team were particularly looking forward to having to ride the bus into Suffolk and to the Ipswich Town ground next season.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New Norwich City team bus revealed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3623-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-12 14:38:54', '2016-05-12 14:38:54', '', 3623, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3623-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3629, 1, '2016-05-13 08:24:25', '2016-05-13 08:24:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\r\n\r\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nFarming inspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the unusual creatures were: Carrowpillars.\r\n\r\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\r\n\r\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugar beet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club was relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\r\n\r\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\r\n\r\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch look for sex pest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\r\n\r\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\r\n\r\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\r\n\r\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\r\n\r\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\r\n\r\n<b>Five gins</b>\r\n\r\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\r\n\r\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\r\n\r\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings, but I wouldn’t know about such things.\r\n\r\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \r\n\r\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited last weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\r\n\r\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\r\n\r\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\r\n\r\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Tasty, fleshy cucumber</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\r\n\r\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\r\n\r\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\r\n\r\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\r\n\r\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\r\n\r\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\r\n\r\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3634, 1, '2016-05-13 08:22:05', '2016-05-13 08:22:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\r\n\r\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</br>\r\n\r\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the creatures were: Carrowpillars.\r\n\r\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\r\n\r\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugarbeet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club were relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\r\n\r\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\r\n\r\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch looking for garden sex pest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\r\n\r\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\r\n\r\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\r\n\r\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\r\n\r\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\r\n\r\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\r\n\r\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\r\n\r\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings but I wouldn’t know about such things.\r\n\r\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \r\n\r\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited this weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\r\n\r\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\r\n\r\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\r\n\r\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Might cucumber</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\r\n\r\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\r\n\r\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\r\n\r\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\r\n\r\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\r\n\r\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\r\n\r\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Invasion of Norfolk garden pests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3629-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-13 08:22:05', '2016-05-13 08:22:05', '', 3629, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3629-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3635, 1, '2016-05-13 08:24:25', '2016-05-13 08:24:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\r\n\r\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</br>\r\n\r\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the creatures were: Carrowpillars.\r\n\r\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\r\n\r\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugar beet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club were relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\r\n\r\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\r\n\r\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch looking for garden sex pest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\r\n\r\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\r\n\r\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\r\n\r\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\r\n\r\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\r\n\r\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\r\n\r\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\r\n\r\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings but I wouldn’t know about such things.\r\n\r\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \r\n\r\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited this weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\r\n\r\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\r\n\r\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\r\n\r\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Might cucumber</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\r\n\r\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\r\n\r\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\r\n\r\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\r\n\r\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\r\n\r\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\r\n\r\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Invasion of Norfolk garden pests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3629-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-13 08:24:25', '2016-05-13 08:24:25', '', 3629, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3629-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3636, 1, '2016-05-13 08:26:21', '2016-05-13 08:26:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\r\n\r\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the creatures were: Carrowpillars.\r\n\r\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\r\n\r\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugar beet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club were relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\r\n\r\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\r\n\r\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch looking for garden sex pest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\r\n\r\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\r\n\r\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\r\n\r\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\r\n\r\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\r\n\r\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\r\n\r\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\r\n\r\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings but I wouldn’t know about such things.\r\n\r\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \r\n\r\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited this weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\r\n\r\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\r\n\r\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\r\n\r\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Might cucumber</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\r\n\r\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\r\n\r\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\r\n\r\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\r\n\r\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\r\n\r\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\r\n\r\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Invasion of Norfolk garden pests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3629-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-13 08:26:21', '2016-05-13 08:26:21', '', 3629, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3629-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3637, 1, '2016-05-13 08:27:31', '2016-05-13 08:27:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\r\n\r\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the unusual creatures were: Carrowpillars.\r\n\r\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\r\n\r\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugar beet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club were relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\r\n\r\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\r\n\r\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch looking for garden sex pest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\r\n\r\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\r\n\r\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\r\n\r\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\r\n\r\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\r\n\r\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\r\n\r\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\r\n\r\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings but I wouldn’t know about such things.\r\n\r\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \r\n\r\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited this weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\r\n\r\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\r\n\r\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\r\n\r\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Might cucumber</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\r\n\r\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\r\n\r\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\r\n\r\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\r\n\r\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\r\n\r\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\r\n\r\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3638, 1, '2016-05-13 08:33:42', '2016-05-13 08:33:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\n\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\n\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</b>\n\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\n\n\n<br>\nInspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the unusual creatures were: Carrowpillars.\n\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\n\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugar beet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\n\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club was relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\n\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\n\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\n\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch look for sex pest</center></i><br><br>\n\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\n\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\n\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\n\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\n\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\n\n<b>Five gins</b>\n\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\n\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\n\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings, but I wouldn’t know about such things.\n\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \n\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited last weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\n\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\n\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\n\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Tasty, fleshy cucumber</center></i><br><br>\n\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\n\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\n\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\n\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\n\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\n\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\n\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\n\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\n\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\n\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\n\n\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3639, 1, '2016-05-13 08:29:03', '2016-05-13 08:29:03', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\r\n\r\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the unusual creatures were: Carrowpillars.\r\n\r\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\r\n\r\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugar beet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club were relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\r\n\r\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\r\n\r\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch look for sex pest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\r\n\r\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\r\n\r\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\r\n\r\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\r\n\r\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\r\n\r\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\r\n\r\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\r\n\r\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings but I wouldn’t know about such things.\r\n\r\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \r\n\r\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited this weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\r\n\r\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\r\n\r\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\r\n\r\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Might cucumber</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\r\n\r\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\r\n\r\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\r\n\r\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\r\n\r\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\r\n\r\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\r\n\r\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Invasion of Norfolk garden pests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3629-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-13 08:29:03', '2016-05-13 08:29:03', '', 3629, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3629-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3640, 1, '2016-05-13 08:30:16', '2016-05-13 08:30:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\r\n\r\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the unusual creatures were: Carrowpillars.\r\n\r\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\r\n\r\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugar beet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club were relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\r\n\r\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\r\n\r\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch look for sex pest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\r\n\r\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\r\n\r\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\r\n\r\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\r\n\r\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\r\n\r\n<b>Five gins</b>\r\n\r\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\r\n\r\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\r\n\r\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings but I wouldn’t know about such things.\r\n\r\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \r\n\r\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited this weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\r\n\r\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\r\n\r\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\r\n\r\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Might cucumber</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\r\n\r\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\r\n\r\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\r\n\r\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\r\n\r\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\r\n\r\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\r\n\r\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3641, 1, '2016-05-13 08:30:55', '2016-05-13 08:30:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\r\n\r\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the unusual creatures were: Carrowpillars.\r\n\r\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\r\n\r\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugar beet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club were relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\r\n\r\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\r\n\r\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch look for sex pest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\r\n\r\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\r\n\r\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\r\n\r\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\r\n\r\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\r\n\r\n<b>Five gins</b>\r\n\r\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\r\n\r\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\r\n\r\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings, but I wouldn’t know about such things.\r\n\r\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \r\n\r\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited this weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\r\n\r\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\r\n\r\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\r\n\r\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Might cucumber</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\r\n\r\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\r\n\r\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\r\n\r\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\r\n\r\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\r\n\r\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\r\n\r\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Invasion of Norfolk garden pests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3629-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-13 08:30:55', '2016-05-13 08:30:55', '', 3629, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3629-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3642, 1, '2016-05-13 08:31:32', '2016-05-13 08:31:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\r\n\r\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the unusual creatures were: Carrowpillars.\r\n\r\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\r\n\r\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugar beet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club were relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\r\n\r\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\r\n\r\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch look for sex pest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\r\n\r\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\r\n\r\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\r\n\r\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\r\n\r\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\r\n\r\n<b>Five gins</b>\r\n\r\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\r\n\r\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\r\n\r\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings, but I wouldn’t know about such things.\r\n\r\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \r\n\r\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited last weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\r\n\r\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\r\n\r\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\r\n\r\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Might cucumber</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\r\n\r\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\r\n\r\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\r\n\r\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\r\n\r\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\r\n\r\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\r\n\r\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Invasion of Norfolk garden pests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3629-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-13 08:31:32', '2016-05-13 08:31:32', '', 3629, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3629-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3643, 1, '2016-05-13 08:32:24', '2016-05-13 08:32:24', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\r\n\r\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the unusual creatures were: Carrowpillars.\r\n\r\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\r\n\r\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugar beet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club were relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\r\n\r\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\r\n\r\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch look for sex pest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\r\n\r\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\r\n\r\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\r\n\r\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\r\n\r\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\r\n\r\n<b>Five gins</b>\r\n\r\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\r\n\r\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\r\n\r\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings, but I wouldn’t know about such things.\r\n\r\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \r\n\r\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited last weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\r\n\r\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\r\n\r\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\r\n\r\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Tasty, fleshy cucumber</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\r\n\r\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\r\n\r\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\r\n\r\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\r\n\r\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\r\n\r\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\r\n\r\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3644, 1, '2016-05-13 08:34:09', '2016-05-13 08:34:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE ANITA BUSH REPORT\r\n\r\nDestructive garden pests not seen in Suffolk since 1957 have been ravaging crops after they crossed the border from neighbouring Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awful news was broken to me when I called in an agriculture expert to inspect my lady garden which was suffering severe damage from unusual nibbling.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nFarming inspector Anton Mycock took one look and told me what the unusual creatures were: Carrowpillars.\r\n\r\n“They were eradicated from Suffolk in the bug wars of summertime 1957. Those that weren’t killed went back over the border to Norfolk where they interbred and grew dozens of six-toed feet.\r\n\r\n“They had decimated the Suffolk sugar beet fields and other agriculture and we always dreaded the day they would invade again.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-e1463126256993.jpg" alt="carrowpillar" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3630" /></a><i>Rampaging: Carrowpillars have been spotted all over Suffolk in recent days</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Mycock believes that the Carrowpillars assembled in Norwich on Wednesday night after the city’s football club was relegated from the Premiership... and fled in shame.\r\n\r\nYesterday the garden pests were spotted in Stowmarket, Lavenham and Bury St Edmunds, demolishing crops and wreaking havoc by eating the pitch at Ipswich Town FC. Their goal is to totally destroy it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/carrowpillar-tree-e1463126540227.jpg" alt="carrowpillar tree" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3631" /></a><i>While Norwich go down, Carrowpillars can go up anything</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeccles potato magnate Maurice Piper says the Carrowpillar infestation is the worst thing that’s happened to him since McCain started making oven chips.\r\n\r\nThe other Norwich invader I photographed in my garden was the Greater Spotted Sex Pest which was flashing at my melons and my fresh planting hole. Now the police are looking into in. The incident I mean, not the hole.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sex-pest-smaller-e1463126819292.jpg" alt="sex-pest-norwich" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" /></a><i>Perv in privets: special branch look for sex pest</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy week got worse when I phoned the editor of the Suffolk Gazette to tell him about my garden pests exclusive.\r\n\r\nHe said it should be run immediately to save the farming community, not wait until my “shite weekend column”, and that it would be better written by his Farming Correspondent Ivor Traktor. Of course I threw a Diva writer’s hissy fit. After all, my column comes before Suffolk’s historic agricultural heritage.\r\n\r\nI said: “Don’t I even get E for Effort?”\r\n\r\nHe said: “No you get F for F*** Off. What you know about journalism you could write on the back of a postage stamp and shove up a dead gnat’s arse. And you know even less about gardening.”\r\n\r\nI threatened to quit but he said if I went to the East Anglian or the Bury Free Press I would get even fewer readers and no “facebook shares” as their readers aren’t as tech savvy as his.\r\n\r\n<b>Five gins</b>\r\n\r\nI was so upset that I had to drink five gins, six bottles of Aspall cyder, eat seven doughnuts and listen to my Max Bygraves album.\r\n\r\nI’m sorry to burden you, my dear, dear readers but I think you deserve to know that my life isn’t all glamorous weeding, manure and composting. I felt as battered as a Manchester United team bus.\r\n\r\nI am staying with the Suffolk Gazette only because of you, my wonderful readers whom I consider as friends with your sad complex gardening queries and kind remarks. My husband said your questions were often filthy double meanings, but I wouldn’t know about such things.\r\n\r\nBut keep it up, as the actress said to the bishop. \r\n\r\nTalking of friends, my old school pal Olive Branch visited last weekend and we compared photos of our lady gardens. Mine is quite small but hers is very big and she can insert vegetables of all shapes and sizes, which she does with regularity.\r\n\r\nI am often asked by people with small gardens and courtyards if it is the “done thing” to mix flowers with vegetables and salad crops.\r\n\r\nMy answer is: “Of course! If you want to see a cucumber sticking up in the middle of a bed of pansies, do it! We are all consenting adults.”\r\n\r\nPoke a lettuce in your lobelia, or a cauliflower in your cosmos. They will all rub along together.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cucumber-e1463127489383.jpg" alt="cucumber" width="300" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633" /></a><i>Tasty, fleshy cucumber</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week I have been busy pulling up chickweed and chucking it over the neighbour’s fence along with my empty Adnams bottles. I also hurled chicken poo all over the roses as the nitrogen helps bring on more blooms. It stank so much I had to go in and spray myself with my husband’s favourite Brut aftershave.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Hop along to the garden shops. With the ongoing frosts, wary gardeners have been putting off buying. The bedding is overdue and the stores will be desperate to get rid of plants before they get too big for their pots. You will be sure to pick up a tray of bargains if those bone idle shop workers haven’t already killed them.\r\n\r\n* Tie in your sweet peas to one of those expensive metal curly things or just some sticks joined together like a wigwam with a bit of string.\r\n\r\n* Beware of lily beetles and squirt them with whatever it is that kills lily beetles. Your garden centre will know. Probably.\r\n\r\n<b>And now the answers to your problems.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr T H from Hadleigh: I would leave the lawn until you’ve given that Veronica a good seeing to.\r\n\r\n* Monica F: Your watery eyes could be due to hay fever. If so, sod the garden and spend the summer indoors watching Heartbeat and drinking Sangria.\r\n\r\n* Delia S from Stowmarket: You may have to cut your budget and relegate your dream garden to something more ordinary. Pull out any weeds and just fantasise about some striking specimens some time in the future.\r\n\r\nI’ll be back next week with more invaluable advice!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3648, 1, '2016-05-14 16:59:34', '2016-05-14 16:59:34', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann, Football Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorwich City have unveiled their new chief executive following the shock resignation of David McNally.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Alan Partridge will take over at Carrow Road with immediate effect, tasked with guiding the club back to the Premiership as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nHe is well known to Norwich fans, having been a popular radio and television broadcaster in Norfolk for many years.\r\n\r\nCanaries owner Delia Smith wasted no time in replacing Mr McNally, who quit in farcical circumstances following Norwich\'s calamitous plunge back into the Championship.\r\n\r\nA club spokesman said: "Delia wanted someone with a brilliant business mind, great communication skills and innovative ideas.\r\n\r\n"Mr Partridge ticks all the boxes, and will work very well alongside our chairman Ed Balls. We think this dream partnership will get us back to the Premiership, no problem at all."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads.jpg" alt="alan partridge norwich" width="766" height="511" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2154" /></a><i>Welcome on board: Alan Partridge  will try to keep Norwich afloat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Partridge, 55, was excited by his new challenge, and denied rumours he knew nothing about football whatsoever. He told the Suffolk Gazette: "Aha! You won\'t catch me out that easily. I know Norwich has a proud history of winning big domestic and European trophies, and the top division in the country."\r\n\r\nSupporters were less enthusiastic about the news. Bubba Spuckler, who is a season ticket holder with his sister and their seven children, said: "I preferred him when he was on the radio." \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich name Alan Partridge as new chief executive', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'alan-partridge-norwich', '', '', '2016-05-17 08:05:01', '2016-05-17 08:05:01', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3648', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3649, 1, '2016-05-14 16:59:34', '2016-05-14 16:59:34', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann, Football Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorwich City have unveiled their new chief executive following the shock resignation of David McNally.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Alan Partridge will take over at Carrow Road with immediate effect, tasked with guiding the club back to the Premiership as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nHe is well known to Norwich fans, having been a popular radio and television broadcaster in Norfolk for many years.\r\n\r\nCanaries owner Delia Smith wasted no time in replacing Mr McNally, who quit in farcical circumstances following Norwich\'s calamitous plunge back into the Championship.\r\n\r\nA club spokesman said: "Delia wanted someone with a brilliant business mind, great communication skills and innovative ideas.\r\n\r\n"Mr Partridge ticks all the boxes, and will work very well alongside our chairman Ed Balls. We think this dream partnership will get us back to the Premiership, no problem at all."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alan-partridge-norfolk-broads.jpg" alt="alan partridge norwich" width="766" height="511" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2154" /></a><i>Welcome on board: Alan Partridge  will try to keep Norwich afloat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Partridge, 55, was excited by his new challenge, and denied rumours he knew nothing about football whatsoever. He told the Suffolk Gazette: "Aha! You won\'t catch me out that easily. I know Norwich has a proud history of winning big domestic and European trophies, and the top division in the country."\r\n\r\nSupporters were less enthusiastic about the news. Bubba Spuckler, who is a season ticket holder with his sister and their seven children, said: "I preferred him when he was on the radio." \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich name Alan Partridge as new chief executive', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3648-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-14 16:59:34', '2016-05-14 16:59:34', '', 3648, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3648-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3650, 1, '2016-05-17 07:55:17', '2016-05-17 07:55:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nEmergency services were treated for chronic smoke inhalation after a blaze at an illegal cannabis factory in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nMore than 30 firefighters, 22 police officers, seven paramedics and two members of the lifeboat service were all treated for inhaling fumes as more than 3,000 cannabis plants went up in smoke.\r\n\r\nOne brave police officer was detained in hospital after dashing back into the smouldering building 17 times, just to check no one was trapped inside.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe told startled medics he was "absolutely starving" and demanded some crisps and chocolate immediately.\r\n\r\nA member of staff in the accident and emergency department at Ipswich Hospital said: "The poor man had the munchies and was talking complete gibberish very fast. And he kept laughing at everything."\r\n\r\nFire crews were first called to a house on Woodbridge Road at 7.30pm yesterday when neighbours reported a blaze in the attic of a house.\r\n\r\nFirefighters established the building was being used as a cannabis factory, and despite the drama, were extremely relaxed having discarded their breathing apparatus while they brought the flames under control.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg" alt="cannabis factory" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3651" /></a><i>Dopes: unusually high number of emergency crews suffered smoke inhalation</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We were called to a blaze in a house in Ipswich at 7.30pm. The building was being used as a cannabis factory. Several officers suffered from the effects of smoke inhalation, and one officer was detained in hospital.\r\n\r\n"With no regard for his personal safety, he had gone into the building 17 times."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that the blaze was quite dramatic, and emergency services had pulled together. "It was great teamwork. Even the lifeboat service turned up to help out - despite the house being 11 miles from the coast."\r\n\r\nThree people were arrested on suspicion of growing cannabis with the intention of supplying. \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Emergency crews suffer smoke inhalation at cannabis factory blaze', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cannabis-factory-smoke', '', '', '2017-01-28 16:20:32', '2017-01-28 16:20:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3650', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3652, 1, '2016-05-17 07:55:17', '2016-05-17 07:55:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nEmergency services were treated for chronic smoke inhalation after a blaze at an illegal cannabis factory in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nMore than 30 firefighters, 22 police officers, seven paramedics and two members of the lifeboat service were all treated for inhaling fumes when more than 3,000 cannabis plants went up in smoke.\r\n\r\nOne brave police officer was detained in hospital after dashing back into the smouldering building 17 times, just to check no one was trapped inside.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe told startled hospital staff he was "absolutely starving" and demanded some crisps and chocolate immediately.\r\n\r\nA member of staff at the accident and emergency department at Ipswich Hospital said: "The poor man had the munchies and was talking complete gibberish very fast. And he kept laughing at everything."\r\n\r\nFire crews were first called to a house on Woodbridge Road at 7.30pm yesterday when neighbours reported a blaze in the attic of a house.\r\n\r\nFirefighters established the building was being used as a cannabis factory, and despite the drama, were extremely relaxed having discarded their breathing apparatus while they brought the flames under control.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg" alt="cannabis factory" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3651" /></a><i>Dopes: unusually high number of emergency crews suffered smoke inhalation</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We were called to a blaze in a house in Ipswich at 7.30pm. The building was being used as a cannabis factory. Several officers suffered from the effects of smoke inhalation, and one officer was detained in hospital.\r\n\r\n"With no regard for his personal safety, he had gone into the building 17 times."\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that the blaze was quite dramatic, and emergency services had pulled together. "It was great teamwork. Even the lifeboat service turned up to help out - despite the house being 11 miles from the coast."\r\n\r\nThree people were arrested on suspicion of growing cannabis with the intention of supplying. \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Emergency crews suffer smoke inhalation at cannabis factory blaze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3650-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-17 07:55:17', '2016-05-17 07:55:17', '', 3650, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3650-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3653, 1, '2016-05-17 07:57:48', '2016-05-17 07:57:48', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nEmergency services were treated for chronic smoke inhalation after a blaze at an illegal cannabis factory in Ipswich.</b>\n\nMore than 30 firefighters, 22 police officers, seven paramedics and two members of the lifeboat service were all treated for inhaling fumes as more than 3,000 cannabis plants went up in smoke.\n\nOne brave police officer was detained in hospital after dashing back into the smouldering building 17 times, just to check no one was trapped inside.\n\n\n<br>\nHe told startled hospital staff he was "absolutely starving" and demanded some crisps and chocolate immediately.\n\nA member of staff at the accident and emergency department at Ipswich Hospital said: "The poor man had the munchies and was talking complete gibberish very fast. And he kept laughing at everything."\n\nFire crews were first called to a house on Woodbridge Road at 7.30pm yesterday when neighbours reported a blaze in the attic of a house.\n\nFirefighters established the building was being used as a cannabis factory, and despite the drama, were extremely relaxed having discarded their breathing apparatus while they brought the flames under control.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg" alt="cannabis factory" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3651" /></a><i>Dopes: unusually high number of emergency crews suffered smoke inhalation</center></i><br><br> \n\nA police spokesman said: "We were called to a blaze in a house in Ipswich at 7.30pm. The building was being used as a cannabis factory. Several officers suffered from the effects of smoke inhalation, and one officer was detained in hospital.\n\n"With no regard for his personal safety, he had gone into the building 17 times."\n\nThe spokesman added that the blaze was quite dramatic, and emergency services had pulled together. "It was great teamwork. Even the lifeboat service turned up to help out - despite the house being 11 miles from the coast."\n\nThree people were arrested on suspicion of growing cannabis with the intention of supplying. \n\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Emergency crews suffer smoke inhalation at cannabis factory blaze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3650-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-05-17 07:57:48', '2016-05-17 07:57:48', '', 3650, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3650-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3654, 1, '2016-05-17 07:57:50', '2016-05-17 07:57:50', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nEmergency services were treated for chronic smoke inhalation after a blaze at an illegal cannabis factory in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nMore than 30 firefighters, 22 police officers, seven paramedics and two members of the lifeboat service were all treated for inhaling fumes as more than 3,000 cannabis plants went up in smoke.\r\n\r\nOne brave police officer was detained in hospital after dashing back into the smouldering building 17 times, just to check no one was trapped inside.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe told startled hospital staff he was "absolutely starving" and demanded some crisps and chocolate immediately.\r\n\r\nA member of staff at the accident and emergency department at Ipswich Hospital said: "The poor man had the munchies and was talking complete gibberish very fast. And he kept laughing at everything."\r\n\r\nFire crews were first called to a house on Woodbridge Road at 7.30pm yesterday when neighbours reported a blaze in the attic of a house.\r\n\r\nFirefighters established the building was being used as a cannabis factory, and despite the drama, were extremely relaxed having discarded their breathing apparatus while they brought the flames under control.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg" alt="cannabis factory" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3651" /></a><i>Dopes: unusually high number of emergency crews suffered smoke inhalation</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We were called to a blaze in a house in Ipswich at 7.30pm. The building was being used as a cannabis factory. Several officers suffered from the effects of smoke inhalation, and one officer was detained in hospital.\r\n\r\n"With no regard for his personal safety, he had gone into the building 17 times."\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that the blaze was quite dramatic, and emergency services had pulled together. "It was great teamwork. Even the lifeboat service turned up to help out - despite the house being 11 miles from the coast."\r\n\r\nThree people were arrested on suspicion of growing cannabis with the intention of supplying. \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Emergency crews suffer smoke inhalation at cannabis factory blaze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3650-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-17 07:57:50', '2016-05-17 07:57:50', '', 3650, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3650-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3655, 1, '2016-05-17 07:58:21', '2016-05-17 07:58:21', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nEmergency services were treated for chronic smoke inhalation after a blaze at an illegal cannabis factory in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nMore than 30 firefighters, 22 police officers, seven paramedics and two members of the lifeboat service were all treated for inhaling fumes as more than 3,000 cannabis plants went up in smoke.\r\n\r\nOne brave police officer was detained in hospital after dashing back into the smouldering building 17 times, just to check no one was trapped inside.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe told startled medics he was "absolutely starving" and demanded some crisps and chocolate immediately.\r\n\r\nA member of staff at the accident and emergency department at Ipswich Hospital said: "The poor man had the munchies and was talking complete gibberish very fast. And he kept laughing at everything."\r\n\r\nFire crews were first called to a house on Woodbridge Road at 7.30pm yesterday when neighbours reported a blaze in the attic of a house.\r\n\r\nFirefighters established the building was being used as a cannabis factory, and despite the drama, were extremely relaxed having discarded their breathing apparatus while they brought the flames under control.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg" alt="cannabis factory" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3651" /></a><i>Dopes: unusually high number of emergency crews suffered smoke inhalation</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We were called to a blaze in a house in Ipswich at 7.30pm. The building was being used as a cannabis factory. Several officers suffered from the effects of smoke inhalation, and one officer was detained in hospital.\r\n\r\n"With no regard for his personal safety, he had gone into the building 17 times."\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that the blaze was quite dramatic, and emergency services had pulled together. "It was great teamwork. Even the lifeboat service turned up to help out - despite the house being 11 miles from the coast."\r\n\r\nThree people were arrested on suspicion of growing cannabis with the intention of supplying. \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Emergency crews suffer smoke inhalation at cannabis factory blaze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3650-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-17 07:58:21', '2016-05-17 07:58:21', '', 3650, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3650-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3656, 1, '2016-05-17 07:58:42', '2016-05-17 07:58:42', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nEmergency services were treated for chronic smoke inhalation after a blaze at an illegal cannabis factory in Ipswich.</b>\r\n\r\nMore than 30 firefighters, 22 police officers, seven paramedics and two members of the lifeboat service were all treated for inhaling fumes as more than 3,000 cannabis plants went up in smoke.\r\n\r\nOne brave police officer was detained in hospital after dashing back into the smouldering building 17 times, just to check no one was trapped inside.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe told startled medics he was "absolutely starving" and demanded some crisps and chocolate immediately.\r\n\r\nA member of staff in the accident and emergency department at Ipswich Hospital said: "The poor man had the munchies and was talking complete gibberish very fast. And he kept laughing at everything."\r\n\r\nFire crews were first called to a house on Woodbridge Road at 7.30pm yesterday when neighbours reported a blaze in the attic of a house.\r\n\r\nFirefighters established the building was being used as a cannabis factory, and despite the drama, were extremely relaxed having discarded their breathing apparatus while they brought the flames under control.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cannabis-factory-e1463470927884.jpg" alt="cannabis factory" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3651" /></a><i>Dopes: unusually high number of emergency crews suffered smoke inhalation</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We were called to a blaze in a house in Ipswich at 7.30pm. The building was being used as a cannabis factory. Several officers suffered from the effects of smoke inhalation, and one officer was detained in hospital.\r\n\r\n"With no regard for his personal safety, he had gone into the building 17 times."\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that the blaze was quite dramatic, and emergency services had pulled together. "It was great teamwork. Even the lifeboat service turned up to help out - despite the house being 11 miles from the coast."\r\n\r\nThree people were arrested on suspicion of growing cannabis with the intention of supplying. \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Emergency crews suffer smoke inhalation at cannabis factory blaze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3650-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-17 07:58:42', '2016-05-17 07:58:42', '', 3650, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3650-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3663, 1, '2016-05-18 06:15:34', '2016-05-18 06:15:34', '<strong>EastEnd pub landlady Peggy Mitchell is to have her ashes scattered at the Suffolk holiday resort where she spent happy childhood holidays.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer last wish that was her sons Phil and Grant and daughter Sam would take her remains to Pontins at Pakefield on the lawn where her late father Jack Martin won the Knobbly Knees Contest in 1968, and where Peggy herself was voted Miss Pontin in their 1969 beauty contest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe famous blonde landlady, star of the Carry On film series, even met her future husband Frank Butcher on the dance floor where they came second in a Twist tournament.\r\n\r\nPeggy died last night from breast cancer.\r\n\r\nHer son Grant told the Suffolk Gazette: "Mum knew she was reaching the end of her life and said at a family meeting in The Vic that she wanted her ashes scattered at Pontins, which was the focus of her childhood and her teens.\r\n\r\n"She was also friends with the Kray Twins, who spent many of their holidays on the shooting range at Pontins and later bought property in the county.\r\n\r\n"Mum confided that she lost her virginity to Frank, the love of her turbulent life, in a chalet while her parents were on the crazy golf course.\r\n\r\n"Despite the stardom, she remained a working class heroine until the end and wanted her ashes to go back to the place where she spent so many lovely summer holidays."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/peggy-mitchell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/peggy-mitchell.jpg" alt="peggy mitchell grant phil" width="748" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3664" /></a><i>Peggy, pictured with lovable sons Grant and Phil, adored her trips to Pontins in Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe scattering of Peggy\'s ashes will be at a ceremony featuring  <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ian-beale/">EastEnders stars</a> and TV celebrities Dale Winton and Christopher Biggins. Comedian Jimmy Tarbuck will pay tribute to the much-loved landlady.\r\n\r\nPrince Charles, who met Peggy many times, was invited to attend the Pontins farewell but his schedule is too busy with The Queen\'s 90th birthday celebrations.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'EastEnder Peggy\'s ashes head for Suffolk resort', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'eastender-peggys-ashes-head-suffolk-resort', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:44:12', '2018-01-29 14:44:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3663', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3665, 1, '2016-05-18 06:14:40', '2016-05-18 06:14:40', 'EastEnd pub landlady Peggy Mitchell is to have her ashes scattered at the Suffolk holiday resort where she spent happy childhood holidays.\r\n\r\nHer last wish that was her sons Phil and Grant and daughter Sam would take her remains to Pontins at Pakefield on the lawn where her late father Jack Martin won the Knobbly Knees Contest in 1968, and where Peggy herself was voted Miss Pontin in their 1969 beauty contest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe famous blonde landlady, star of the Carry On film series, even met her future husband Frank Butcher on the dance floor where they came second in a Twist tournament.\r\n\r\nPeggy died last night from breast cancer.\r\n\r\nHer son Grant told the Suffolk Gazette: "Mum knew she was reaching the end of her life and said at a family meeting in The Vic that she wanted her ashes scattered at Pontins, which was the focus of her childhood and her teens.\r\n\r\n"She was also friends with the Kray Twins, who spent many of their holidays on the shooting range at Pontins and later bought property in the county.\r\n\r\n"Mum confided that she lost her virginity to Frank, the love of her turbulent life, in a chalet while her parents were on the crazy golf course.\r\n\r\n"Despite the stardom, she remained a working class heroine until the end and wanted her ashes to go back to the place she spent so many lovely summer holidays."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/peggy-mitchell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/peggy-mitchell.jpg" alt="peggy mitchell grant phil" width="748" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3664" /></a><i>Peggy, pictured with lovable sons Grant and Phil, loved her trips to Pontins in Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe scattering of Peggy\'s ashes will be at a ceremony featuring  EastEnders stars and TV celebrities Dale Winton and Christopher Biggins. Comedian Jimmy Tarbuck will pay tribute to the much-loved landlady.\r\n\r\nPrince Charles, who met Peggy many times, was invited to attend the Pontins farewell but his schedule is too busy with The Queen\'s 90th birthday celebrations.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'EastEnder Peggy\'s ashes head for Suffolk resort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3663-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-18 06:14:40', '2016-05-18 06:14:40', '', 3663, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3663-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3666, 1, '2016-05-18 06:20:57', '2016-05-18 06:20:57', '<strong>EastEnd pub landlady Peggy Mitchell is to have her ashes scattered at the Suffolk holiday resort where she spent happy childhood holidays.</strong>\n\nHer last wish that was her sons Phil and Grant and daughter Sam would take her remains to Pontins at Pakefield on the lawn where her late father Jack Martin won the Knobbly Knees Contest in 1968, and where Peggy herself was voted Miss Pontin in their 1969 beauty contest.\n\n\n<br>\nThe famous blonde landlady, star of the Carry On film series, even met her future husband Frank Butcher on the dance floor where they came second in a Twist tournament.\n\nPeggy died last night from breast cancer.\n\nHer son Grant told the Suffolk Gazette: "Mum knew she was reaching the end of her life and said at a family meeting in The Vic that she wanted her ashes scattered at Pontins, which was the focus of her childhood and her teens.\n\n"She was also friends with the Kray Twins, who spent many of their holidays on the shooting range at Pontins and later bought property in the county.\n\n"Mum confided that she lost her virginity to Frank, the love of her turbulent life, in a chalet while her parents were on the crazy golf course.\n\n"Despite the stardom, she remained a working class heroine until the end and wanted her ashes to go back to the place where she spent so many lovely summer holidays."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/peggy-mitchell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/peggy-mitchell.jpg" alt="peggy mitchell grant phil" width="748" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3664" /></a><i>Peggy, pictured with lovable sons Grant and Phil, loved her trips to Pontins in Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\n\nThe scattering of Peggy\'s ashes will be at a ceremony featuring  EastEnders stars and TV celebrities Dale Winton and Christopher Biggins. Comedian Jimmy Tarbuck will pay tribute to the much-loved landlady.\n\nPrince Charles, who met Peggy many times, was invited to attend the Pontins farewell but his schedule is too busy with The Queen\'s 90th birthday celebrations.\n\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'EastEnder Peggy\'s ashes head for Suffolk resort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3663-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-05-18 06:20:57', '2016-05-18 06:20:57', '', 3663, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3663-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3667, 1, '2016-05-18 06:21:18', '2016-05-18 06:21:18', '<strong>EastEnd pub landlady Peggy Mitchell is to have her ashes scattered at the Suffolk holiday resort where she spent happy childhood holidays.</strong>\r\n\r\nHer last wish that was her sons Phil and Grant and daughter Sam would take her remains to Pontins at Pakefield on the lawn where her late father Jack Martin won the Knobbly Knees Contest in 1968, and where Peggy herself was voted Miss Pontin in their 1969 beauty contest.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe famous blonde landlady, star of the Carry On film series, even met her future husband Frank Butcher on the dance floor where they came second in a Twist tournament.\r\n\r\nPeggy died last night from breast cancer.\r\n\r\nHer son Grant told the Suffolk Gazette: "Mum knew she was reaching the end of her life and said at a family meeting in The Vic that she wanted her ashes scattered at Pontins, which was the focus of her childhood and her teens.\r\n\r\n"She was also friends with the Kray Twins, who spent many of their holidays on the shooting range at Pontins and later bought property in the county.\r\n\r\n"Mum confided that she lost her virginity to Frank, the love of her turbulent life, in a chalet while her parents were on the crazy golf course.\r\n\r\n"Despite the stardom, she remained a working class heroine until the end and wanted her ashes to go back to the place where she spent so many lovely summer holidays."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/peggy-mitchell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/peggy-mitchell.jpg" alt="peggy mitchell grant phil" width="748" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3664" /></a><i>Peggy, pictured with lovable sons Grant and Phil, adored her trips to Pontins in Lowestoft</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe scattering of Peggy\'s ashes will be at a ceremony featuring  EastEnders stars and TV celebrities Dale Winton and Christopher Biggins. Comedian Jimmy Tarbuck will pay tribute to the much-loved landlady.\r\n\r\nPrince Charles, who met Peggy many times, was invited to attend the Pontins farewell but his schedule is too busy with The Queen\'s 90th birthday celebrations.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'EastEnder Peggy\'s ashes head for Suffolk resort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3663-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-18 06:21:18', '2016-05-18 06:21:18', '', 3663, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3663-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3668, 1, '2016-05-18 15:35:15', '2016-05-18 15:35:15', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk university has banned students from firing guns into the air to celebrate their graduation - because of health and safety fears.</b>\r\n\r\nIt has been a tradition for many years for high-achieving students to enjoy themselves by shooting hundreds of rounds into he air outside Ipswich Town Hall.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHowever, in an article in the UCS student newspaper GetAJob, the university insisted the number of fatalities caused by little old ladies out shopping being hit by falling bullets had reached unacceptable levels in recent years.\r\n\r\nThe students were furious. One, law student Emily Smith, told the Suffolk Gazette: “This is Health and Safety gone mad. The annual bullet-dodging is nothing worse than the weekly ritual of dodging skinny lattes as they’re lobbed across safe spaces during weekly lectures on Entanglement, Post-colonial Capitalist Accumulation and Generalised Domestication.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/university-student-gun.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/university-student-gun.jpg" alt="university student gun" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3669" /></a><i>Firing blanks: Emily Smith is furious about the weapons ban</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the official photographer at the Ipswich graduation ceremony next month, Pelican Photography, has confirmed: “We will be asking everyone to mime firing their weapons in the air; we shall then Photoshop the resulting havoc among the public in Ipswich town centre before printing and charging £80 for the resulting pictures.\r\n\r\n"As well as being safer, this staged photo shoot will have the added advantage that even more of the students’ tattoos, piercings and vibrant hair colours will be seen in their photograph.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes on the day the University of East Anglia in Norfolk banned its students from <a href="http://smashinglife.co.uk/graduation-mortarboard/">throwing their graduation mortarboards in the air</a> for health and safety reasons.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Graduating students banned from firing guns in the air', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'graduating-students-guns-ban', '', '', '2016-05-18 15:38:40', '2016-05-18 15:38:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3668', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3670, 1, '2016-05-18 15:34:59', '2016-05-18 15:34:59', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk university has banned students from firing guns into the air to celebrate their graduation - because of health and safety fears.</b>\r\n\r\nIt has been a tradition for many years for high-achieving students to celebrate their success by shooting hundreds of rounds into he air outside Ipswich Town Hall.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHowever, in an article in the UCS student newspaper GetAJob, the university insisted the number of fatalities caused by little old ladies out shopping being hit by falling bullets had reached unacceptable limits in recent years.\r\n\r\nThe students were furious. One, law student Emily Smith, told the Suffolk Gazette: “This is Health and Safety gone mad. The annual bullet-dodging is nothing worse than the weekly ritual of dodging skinny lattes as they’re lobbed across safe spaces during weekly lectures on Entanglement, Post-colonial Capitalist Accumulation and Generalised Domestication.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/university-student-gun.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/university-student-gun.jpg" alt="university student gun" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3669" /></a><i>Firing blanks: Emily Smith is furious about the weapons ban</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the official photographer at the Ipswich graduation ceremony next month, Pelican Photography, has confirmed: “We will be asking everyone to mime firing their weapons in the air; we shall then Photoshop the resulting havoc among the public in Ipswich town centre before printing and charging £80 for the resulting pictures.\r\n\r\n"As well as being safer, this staged photo shoot will have the added advantage that even more of the students’ tattoos, piercings and vibrant hair colours will be seen in their photograph.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes on the day the University of East Anglia in Norfolk banned its students from <a href="http://smashinglife.co.uk/graduation-mortarboard/">throwing their graduation mortarboards in the air</a> for health and safety reasons.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Graduating students banned from firing guns in the air', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3668-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-18 15:34:59', '2016-05-18 15:34:59', '', 3668, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3668-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3671, 1, '2016-05-18 15:37:51', '2016-05-18 15:37:51', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk university has banned students from firing guns into the air to celebrate their graduation - because of health and safety fears.</b>\r\n\r\nIt has been a tradition for many years for high-achieving students to enjoy themselves by shooting hundreds of rounds into he air outside Ipswich Town Hall.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHowever, in an article in the UCS student newspaper GetAJob, the university insisted the number of fatalities caused by little old ladies out shopping being hit by falling bullets had reached unacceptable limits in recent years.\r\n\r\nThe students were furious. One, law student Emily Smith, told the Suffolk Gazette: “This is Health and Safety gone mad. The annual bullet-dodging is nothing worse than the weekly ritual of dodging skinny lattes as they’re lobbed across safe spaces during weekly lectures on Entanglement, Post-colonial Capitalist Accumulation and Generalised Domestication.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/university-student-gun.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/university-student-gun.jpg" alt="university student gun" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3669" /></a><i>Firing blanks: Emily Smith is furious about the weapons ban</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the official photographer at the Ipswich graduation ceremony next month, Pelican Photography, has confirmed: “We will be asking everyone to mime firing their weapons in the air; we shall then Photoshop the resulting havoc among the public in Ipswich town centre before printing and charging £80 for the resulting pictures.\r\n\r\n"As well as being safer, this staged photo shoot will have the added advantage that even more of the students’ tattoos, piercings and vibrant hair colours will be seen in their photograph.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes on the day the University of East Anglia in Norfolk banned its students from <a href="http://smashinglife.co.uk/graduation-mortarboard/">throwing their graduation mortarboards in the air</a> for health and safety reasons.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Graduating students banned from firing guns in the air', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3668-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-18 15:37:51', '2016-05-18 15:37:51', '', 3668, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3668-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3672, 1, '2016-05-18 15:38:40', '2016-05-18 15:38:40', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk university has banned students from firing guns into the air to celebrate their graduation - because of health and safety fears.</b>\r\n\r\nIt has been a tradition for many years for high-achieving students to enjoy themselves by shooting hundreds of rounds into he air outside Ipswich Town Hall.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHowever, in an article in the UCS student newspaper GetAJob, the university insisted the number of fatalities caused by little old ladies out shopping being hit by falling bullets had reached unacceptable levels in recent years.\r\n\r\nThe students were furious. One, law student Emily Smith, told the Suffolk Gazette: “This is Health and Safety gone mad. The annual bullet-dodging is nothing worse than the weekly ritual of dodging skinny lattes as they’re lobbed across safe spaces during weekly lectures on Entanglement, Post-colonial Capitalist Accumulation and Generalised Domestication.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/university-student-gun.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/university-student-gun.jpg" alt="university student gun" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3669" /></a><i>Firing blanks: Emily Smith is furious about the weapons ban</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the official photographer at the Ipswich graduation ceremony next month, Pelican Photography, has confirmed: “We will be asking everyone to mime firing their weapons in the air; we shall then Photoshop the resulting havoc among the public in Ipswich town centre before printing and charging £80 for the resulting pictures.\r\n\r\n"As well as being safer, this staged photo shoot will have the added advantage that even more of the students’ tattoos, piercings and vibrant hair colours will be seen in their photograph.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes on the day the University of East Anglia in Norfolk banned its students from <a href="http://smashinglife.co.uk/graduation-mortarboard/">throwing their graduation mortarboards in the air</a> for health and safety reasons.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Graduating students banned from firing guns in the air', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3668-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-18 15:38:40', '2016-05-18 15:38:40', '', 3668, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3668-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3673, 1, '2016-05-20 08:29:39', '2016-05-20 08:29:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a>\r\n\r\n<b>This is supposed to be a secret but you all know how gobby I am and I’m so excited that I cannot keep it to myself! I’m in line to pick up the coveted Royal Whoreticultural Gold Medal for the Best Garden at the Chelsea Flower Show next week.</b>\r\n\r\nEat your heart out Titmarsh and Monty Dong. A proper gardener is about to be honoured.\r\n\r\nIf the prize is snatched from me now it is all the proof the tabloids need that the competition is fixed in favour of Hooray Henrys and friends of the Royals, and that the judges are trousering a shedful of wonga.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI have spent the last few weeks setting up my glorious imaginative garden at the Royal Hospital grounds. The first thing I saw was a group of Chelsea Pensioners wobbling around in full regalia. I thought they were doing a remake of the Sergeant Pepper album.\r\n\r\nDespite all the snobbishness, the Chelsea Flower Show is the greatest day for us gardeners, which is why ticket touts are demanding £1,800 a pop. It’s like a cross between a village fete with knobs on and a fashion show for plant lovers.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-rose-e1463732495104.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-rose-e1463732495104.jpg" alt="anita bush rose in my lady garden" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3676" /></a><i>Proudly erect: The Anita Bush Rose is named after ME!</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nThis truly is my time after all the years of hard graft. They\'ve even named a rose after me! The Anita Bush Rose is a titty-pink climber that reeks of gin and cider. It has more than the usual number of pricks. The leaf has fetching black spots, which remind me of an acne-covered toyboy I once met in Felixstowe.\r\n\r\nI’m expecting to meet Her Majesty The Queen at the opening ceremony and I just know she will want her gardeners to copy my landscape with its fetching car tyre atop a plastic compost bin. My sponsor is Suffolk County Council Refuse Collection Department.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-chelsea-flower-show-e1463731736539.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-chelsea-flower-show-e1463731736539.jpg" alt="anita bush chelsea flower show" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3674" /></a><i>My stunning garden design is set for Gold at the Chelsea Flower Show</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFor some reason the organisers have hinted that I might want to visit the day after the Queen, or not turn up at all as they didn’t want me to get too tired and emotional. How thoughtful of them!\r\n\r\nSadly, they weren’t impressed by my suggestion of taking my pink wheelbarrow full of prosecco so I could enjoy a good old drink with Her Maj.\r\n\r\nI think their aloofness is based on jealousy, especially when they saw my avant-garde water feature: a wrinkly old hose dangling softly as it trickled into my butt. Just look how marvelous it is...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-butt-e1463731989355.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-butt-e1463731989355.jpg" alt="anita bush water butt" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3675" /></a><I>Golden shower: my special water feature will help me win Gold at Chelsea</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI’m not sure where the caravan in my prize-winning landscape came from, but apparently there are ten more of them, complete with tarmac laying kit, heading this way down the A14.\r\n\r\nIf you’ve never been to the Chelsea Flower Show, here are my tips. Simply book a hen party with an Ipswich coach company (they’re completely au fait with high-pressure hose clean-ups) and each take a rucksack of Adnams, Aspall’s or Champagne, depending on your budget, and plenty of Walker’s Cheese and Onion crisps - plus perhaps a shrimp paste sandwich and a Penguin for the journey. By the time you get off the coach you will be pished enough to fayshe the crowdzhe queueing at the turnshtiles and get through shecurity. Cheers, Squire!\r\n\r\nThere is a certain look you need to follow. Men wear Arthur Daley pale shoes, a pink shirt and a navy jumper wrapped round their shoulders like a scarf with arms.\r\n\r\nWomen wear floral skirts and sensible shoes and many of them carry baskets. BASKETS! Anyone would think they are going shopping with Miss Marple. And if I had a pound for every straw hat, I would have enough money to buy a jug of Chelsea Pimm’s with a borage flower floating on the top like a poo that won’t flush.\r\n\r\nThey are all PASHionate about delphiniums or alliums and can’t stand common-or-garden Busy Lizzies or marigolds growing down a path.\r\n\r\nGnomes are banned at Chelsea as are real-live beehives, in case someone gets stung on their posh lardy-da arse.\r\n\r\n<b>Pretensius Twattius</b>\r\n\r\nSome of these people actually sound like they are speaking in italic Latin plant names, like Pretensius Twattius. And they delight in barging in on us commoners as we head back for the coach, laden with souvenir mugs and Busy Lizzies. I have been to the show by train on the final day when they sell everything off as cheap as pommes frites. But I got some rude looks on The Tube with my Wisteria, plum tree, tray of lobelia and a couple of big erect peonies in my hand.\r\n\r\nIf you are lucky at Chelsea, you might see a really rare specimen…like a person under 50.\r\n\r\nThe best thing I ever saw there was a REVOLVING summer house, which would make you feel like a star at the London Palladium. You could turn it to face the sun, or get in the shade…or whizz it round to aim your empties towards the wheelie bin or a passing vagrant.\r\n\r\nThe show is full of marquees (which I call tents just to annoy them) and the fragrance inside is magnificent, especially the sweet peas (urinus reliefium). They were nearly as potent as the chemical Aldehyde C-11 (undecylic) which you get in “natural” perfume!\r\n\r\nTalking of sweet peas, I once had to queue for half an hour at the show’s ladies toilet. Eventually out came Camilla, wafting her straw hat. She said: “One had better give it five minutes..”\r\n\r\nMy gold-medal garden has raised many eyebrows and is more talked of in horticultural circles than the 1959 exhibit by The Times, called The Garden of Tomorrow and featuring a radio-controlled lawn-mower, or James May’s 2009 one made entirely of Plasticine. Cock!\r\n\r\nMy Lady Garden can only be beaten by the arty Authentic Urban Garden With Piss-Stained Mattress and Broken Fridge On Gravel, sponsored by Frosty Jack’s Cider (£2.99 for three litres from all good grocery departments).\r\n\r\nMy only downfall at the Chelsea Flower Show this year was when the wind blew my floral skirt up. Apparently the judges weren’t impressed with my dried arrangement.\r\n\r\n<h2>This week’s jobs</h2>\r\n\r\n* Plant some marigolds along the path.\r\n\r\n* Pinch out the tops of your fuchsia to encourage it to grow bushier.\r\n\r\n* Stake your lupins and delphiniums.\r\n\r\n* Buy a straw hat.\r\n\r\n<h2>Answers to your problems</h2>\r\n\r\n* Mr A M from Lowestoft: I’m sorry to hear about your drooping Monkshood. You may need to tie it to a stick while it regains its strength.\r\n\r\n* Kerry Ann: I will deal with your topiary and small trunks in a feature soon, and would just urge you to make sure you keep on top of your privets, and send a photo for my male readers.\r\n\r\n* Vivian H: I confess I am no expert at Brazilian gardens but I do believe that you need to run your mower along each side of the lawn, leaving a nice landing strip down the middle.\r\n\r\nHave a lovely week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3675, 1, '2016-05-20 08:12:16', '2016-05-20 08:12:16', 'The Anita Bush butt, as revealed in her In My Lady Garden column in the Suffolk Gazette', 'anita-bush-butt', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'anita-bush-butt', '', '', '2016-05-20 08:12:53', '2016-05-20 08:12:53', '', 3673, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-butt.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3676, 1, '2016-05-20 08:21:20', '2016-05-20 08:21:20', 'The Anita Bush Rose, named after the Suffolk Gazette\'s In My Lady Garden columnist', 'anita-bush-rose', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'anita-bush-rose', '', '', '2016-05-20 08:22:12', '2016-05-20 08:22:12', '', 3673, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-rose.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3677, 1, '2016-05-20 08:28:50', '2016-05-20 08:28:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a>\r\n\r\n<b>This is supposed to be a secret but you all know how gobby I am and I’m so excited that I cannot keep it to myself! I’m in line to pick up the coveted Royal Whoreticultural Gold Medal for the Best Garden at the Chelsea Flower Show next week.</b>\r\n\r\nEat your heart out Titmarsh and Monty Dong. A proper gardener is about to be honoured.\r\n\r\nIf the prize is snatched from me now it is all the proof the tabloids need that the competition is fixed in favour of Hooray Henrys and friends of the Royals, and that the judges are trousering a shedful of wonga.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI have spent the last few weeks setting up my glorious imaginative garden at the Royal Hospital grounds. The first thing I saw was a group of Chelsea Pensioners wobbling around in full regalia. I thought they were doing a remake of the Sergeant Pepper album.\r\n\r\nDespite all the snobbishness, the Chelsea Flower Show is the greatest day for us gardeners, which is why ticket touts are demanding £1,800 a pop. It’s like a cross between a village fete with knobs on and a fashion show for plant lovers.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-rose-e1463732495104.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-rose-e1463732495104.jpg" alt="anita bush rose in my lady garden" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3676" /></a><i>Proudly erect: The Anita Bush Rose is named after ME!</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nThis truly is my time after all the years of hard graft. They\'ve even named a rose after me! The Anita Bush Rose is a titty-pink climber that reeks of gin and cider. It has more than the usual number of pricks. The leaf has fetching black spots, which remind me of an acne-covered toyboy I once met in Felixstowe.\r\n\r\nI’m expecting to meet Her Majesty The Queen at the opening ceremony and I just know she will want her gardeners to copy my landscape with its fetching car tyre atop a plastic compost bin. My sponsor is Suffolk County Council Refuse Collection Department.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-chelsea-flower-show-e1463731736539.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-chelsea-flower-show-e1463731736539.jpg" alt="anita bush chelsea flower show" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3674" /></a><i>My stunning garden design is set for Gold at the Chelsea Flower Show</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFor some reason the organisers have hinted that I might want to visit the day after the Queen, or not turn up at all as they didn’t want me to get too tired and emotional. How thoughtful of them!\r\n\r\nSadly, they weren’t impressed by my suggestion of taking my pink wheelbarrow full of prosecco so I could enjoy a good old drink with Her Maj.\r\n\r\nI think their aloofness is based on jealousy, especially when they saw my avant-garde water feature: a wrinkly old hose dangling softly as it trickled into my butt. Just look how marvelous it is...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-butt-e1463731989355.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-butt-e1463731989355.jpg" alt="anita bush water butt" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3675" /></a><I>Golden shower: my special water feature will help me win Gold at Chelsea</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI’m not sure where the caravan in my prize-winning landscape came from, but apparently there are ten more of them, complete with tarmac laying kit, heading this way down the A14.\r\n\r\nIf you’ve never been to the Chelsea Flower Show, here are my tips. Simply book a hen party with an Ipswich coach company (they’re completely au fait with high-pressure hose clean-ups) and each take a rucksack of Adnams, Aspall’s or Champagne, depending on your budget, and plenty of Walker’s Cheese and Onion crisps - plus perhaps a shrimp paste sandwich and a Penguin for the journey. By the time you get off the coach you will be pished enough to fayshe the crowdzhe queueing at the turnshtiles and get through shecurity. Cheers, Squire!\r\n\r\nThere is a certain look you need to follow. Men wear Arthur Daley pale shoes, a pink shirt and a navy jumper wrapped round their shoulders like a scarf with arms.\r\n\r\nWomen wear floral skirts and sensible shoes and many of them carry baskets. BASKETS! Anyone would think they are going shopping with Miss Marple. And if I had a pound for every straw hat, I would have enough money to buy a jug of Chelsea Pimm’s with a borage flower floating on the top like a poo that won’t flush.\r\n\r\nThey are all PASHionate about delphiniums or alliums and can’t stand common-or-garden Busy Lizzies or marigolds growing down a path.\r\n\r\nGnomes are banned at Chelsea as are real-live beehives, in case someone gets stung on their posh lardy-da arse.\r\n\r\n<b>Pretensius Twattius</b>\r\n\r\nSome of these people actually sound like they are speaking in italic Latin plant names, like Pretensius Twattius. And they delight in barging in on us commoners as we head back for the coach, laden with souvenir mugs and Busy Lizzies. I have been to the show by train on the final day when they sell everything off as cheap as pommes frites. But I got some rude looks on The Tube with my Wisteria, plum tree, tray of lobelia and a couple of big erect peonies in my hand.\r\n\r\nIf you are lucky at Chelsea, you might see a really rare specimen…like a person under 50.\r\n\r\nThe best thing I ever saw there was a REVOLVING summer house, which would make you feel like a star at the London Palladium. You could turn it to face the sun, or get in the shade…or whizz it round to aim your empties towards the wheelie bin or a passing vagrant.\r\n\r\nThe show is full of marquees (which I call tents just to annoy them) and the fragrance inside is magnificent, especially the sweet peas (urinus reliefium). They were nearly as potent as the chemical Aldehyde C-11 (undecylic) which you get in “natural” perfume!\r\n\r\nTalking of sweet peas, I once had to queue for half an hour at the show’s ladies toilet. Eventually out came Camilla, wafting her straw hat. She said: “One had better give it five minutes..”\r\n\r\nMy gold-medal garden has raised many eyebrows and is more talked of in horticultural circles than the 1959 exhibit by The Times, called The Garden of Tomorrow and featuring a radio-controlled lawn-mower, or James May’s 2009 one made entirely of Plasticine. Cock!\r\n\r\nMy Lady Garden can only be beaten by the arty Authentic Urban Garden With Piss-Stained Mattress and Broken Fridge On Gravel, sponsored by Frosty Jack’s Cider (£2.99 for three litres from all good grocery departments).\r\n\r\nMy only downfall at the Chelsea Flower Show this year was when the wind blew my floral skirt up. Apparently the judges weren’t impressed with my dried arrangement.\r\n\r\n<h2>This week’s jobs</h2>\r\n\r\n* Plant some marigolds along the path.\r\n\r\n* Pinch out the tops of your fuchsia to encourage it to grow bushier.\r\n\r\n* Stake your lupins and delphiniums.\r\n\r\n* Buy a straw hat.\r\n\r\n<h2>Answers to your problems</h2>\r\n\r\n* Mr A M from Lowestoft: I’m sorry to hear about your drooping Monkshood. You may need to tie it to a stick while it regains its strength.\r\n\r\n* Kerry Ann: I will deal with your topiary and small trunks in a feature soon, and would just urge you to make sure you keep on top of your privets, and send a photo for my male readers.\r\n\r\n* Vivian H: I confess I am no expert at Brazilian gardens but I do believe that you need to run your mower along each side of the lawn, leaving a nice landing strip down the middle.\r\n\r\nHave a lovely week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3681, 1, '2016-05-21 10:03:24', '2016-05-21 10:03:24', '<b>By Sue Grabbit, Legal Editor\r\n\r\nA famous person was granted a High Court injunction yesterday to prevent a scandal about him being published in England and Wales.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity, known only as MCP, did not want his children to read that he was married and faithful to his spouse, known as PMT.\r\n\r\nThe judge at London\'s High Court said that the couple\'s children would be distressed to find out that their parents had wed, stayed loyal to each other and had never joined the Mile High Club with other passengers or shagged strangers they had met in pubs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"They would be a laughing stock in the playground," said Lord Canute of Frogspawn. "The facts may be on the Internet and published in Scotland and in newspapers around the world, and we accept that the children may find out on the bus or on Twitter.\r\n\r\n"But the parents told them they had been on the Jeremy Kyle Show discussing group sex they had enjoyed, along with one night stands and one of them having had drink and cocaine problems in the past. The children had believed this and were happy in this knowledge.\r\n\r\n"It would not be fair to see their mother and father portrayed in the newspapers as a boring couple who would turn down the chance of a threesome."\r\n\r\nWith the injunction in place, anyone who names the couple could be sent to prison for contempt of court.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Press said: "This is draconian. To threaten people with jail for telling the truth or repeating stories that have been published around the world and on social media is a retrograde step in a democratic society. The public, who have supported the celebrity throughout his career by buying his products, have a right to know that he has never so much as looked at another woman."\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Injunction shields kids from marriage scandal', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'injunction-shields-kids', '', '', '2016-05-22 13:27:02', '2016-05-22 13:27:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3681', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3683, 1, '2016-05-21 10:03:10', '2016-05-21 10:03:10', '<b>By Sue Grabbit, Legal Editor\r\n\r\nA famous person was granted a High Court injunction yesterday to prevent a scandal about him being published in England and Wales.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity, known only as MCP, did not want his children to read that he was married and faithful to his spouse, known as PMT.\r\n\r\nThe judge at London\'s High Court said that the couple\'s children would be distressed to find out that their parents had wed, stayed loyal to each other and had never joined the Mile High Club with other passengers or shagged strangers they had met in pubs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"They would be a laughing stock in the playground," said Lord Canute of Frogspawn. "The facts may be on the Internet and published in Scotland and in newspapers around the world, and we accept that the children may find out on the bus or on Twitter.\r\n\r\n"But the parents told them they had been on the Jeremy Kyle Show discussing group sex they had enjoyed, along with one night stands and one of them having had drink and cocaine problems in the past. The children had believed this and were happy in this knowledge.\r\n\r\n"It would not be fair to see their mother and father portrayed in the newspapers as a boring couple who would turn down the chance of a threesome."\r\n\r\nWith the injunction in place, anyone who names the couple could be sent to prison for contempt of court.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Press said: "This is draconian. To threaten people with jail for telling the truth or repeating stories that have been published around the world and on social media is a retrograde step in a democratic society. The public, who have supported the celebrity throughout his career by buying his products, have a right to know that he has never so much as looked at another woman."', 'Injunction shields kids from marriage scandal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3681-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-21 10:03:10', '2016-05-21 10:03:10', '', 3681, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3681-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3685, 1, '2016-05-22 12:44:05', '2016-05-22 12:44:05', '<b>By Sue Grabbit, Legal Editor\r\n\r\nA famous person was granted a High Court injunction yesterday to prevent a scandal about him being published in England and Wales.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity, known only as MCP, did not want his children to read that he was married and faithful to his spouse, known as PMT.\r\n\r\nThe judge at London\'s High Court said that the couple\'s children would be distressed to find out that their parents had wed, stayed loyal to each other and had never joined the Mile High Club with other passengers or shagged strangers they had met in pubs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"They would be a laughing stock in the playground," said Lord Canute of Frogspawn. "The facts may be on the Internet and published in Scotland and in newspapers around the world, and we accept that the children may find out on the bus or on Twitter.\r\n\r\n"But the parents told them they had been on the Jeremy Kyle Show discussing group sex they had enjoyed, along with one night stands and one of them having had drink and cocaine problems in the past. The children had believed this and were happy in this knowledge.\r\n\r\n"It would not be fair to see their mother and father portrayed in the newspapers as a boring couple who would turn down the chance of a threesome."\r\n\r\nWith the injunction in place, anyone who names the couple could be sent to prison for contempt of court.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Press said: "This is draconian. To threaten people with jail for telling the truth or repeating stories that have been published around the world and on social media is a retrograde step in a democratic society. The public, who have supported the celebrity throughout his career by buying his products, have a right to know that he has never so much as looked at another woman."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Injunction shields kids from marriage scandal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3681-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-22 12:44:05', '2016-05-22 12:44:05', '', 3681, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3681-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3686, 1, '2016-05-22 13:20:10', '2016-05-22 13:20:10', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Barney McGrew, Framlingham Reporter\r\n\r\nResidents have voiced concerns that Framlingham\'s new fire engine is not up to required safety standards.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Fire Service budget is under extreme pressure, and although Framlingham\'s fire station remains open, its fire engine was downgraded.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLocals who have seen the new appliance racing around the town have not been impressed. They say they doubt it could cope if a major fire broke out.\r\n\r\nAnd a major Suffolk Gazette investigation has uncovered a host of potentially dangerous faults with the new fire engine, which is rumoured to have cost Suffolk County Council £125,000.\r\n\r\nWe were shown around the new appliance by a fire station insider who was concerned it has some service issues.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg" alt="new fire engine" width="850" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3689" /></a><i>Flaming row: locals argue the new fire engine is not safe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne key problem is that it has a maximum speed of 3 mph, which means response times could be dangerously slow. Also, getting out of Framlingham in a northerly direction - up the hill - would be even slower.\r\n\r\n"If a blaze broke out at a farm in Tannington, which is about five miles away, it could take the unit around two hours to get there," said the insider, who asked not to be named.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe next issue our investigation uncovered was that the appliance has just a 30-litre water capacity kept in two plastic buckets, which would make it difficult to tackle anything larger than an oven fire.\r\n\r\nAnd the third major flaw is the rescue ladder, which sits on top of the vehicle. We measured it and found that, even when fully extended, it reached 1.5 metres.\r\n\r\nThe insider explained: "This could have serious consequences for anyone who does not live in a bungalow."\r\n\r\nA county council spokesman insisted the new fire engine was fit for purpose. "It\'s red and has a bell, and will get from A to B eventually. Some people will complain about anything."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'New fire engine sparks safety fears', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'new-fire-engine-sparks-safety-fears', '', '', '2017-08-05 10:20:03', '2017-08-05 10:20:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3686', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3688, 1, '2016-05-22 12:46:54', '2016-05-22 12:46:54', '<b>By Sue Grabbit, Legal Editor\r\n\r\nA famous person was granted a High Court injunction yesterday to prevent a scandal about him being published in England and Wales.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity, known only as MCP, did not want his children to read that he was married and faithful to his spouse, known as PMT.\r\n\r\nThe judge at London\'s High Court said that the couple\'s children would be distressed to find out that their parents had wed, stayed loyal to each other and had never joined the Mile High Club with other passengers or shagged strangers they had met in pubs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"They would be a laughing stock in the playground," said Lord Canute of Frogspawn. "The facts may be on the Internet and published in Scotland and in newspapers around the world, and we accept that the children may find out on the bus or on Twitter.\r\n\r\n"But the parents told them they had been on the Jeremy Kyle Show discussing group sex they had enjoyed, along with one night stands and one of them having had drink and cocaine problems in the past. The children had believed this and were happy in this knowledge.\r\n\r\n"It would not be fair to see their mother and father portrayed in the newspapers as a boring couple who would turn down the chance of a threesome."\r\n\r\nWith the injunction in place, anyone who names the couple could be sent to prison for contempt of court.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Press said: "This is draconian. To threaten people with jail for telling the truth or repeating stories that have been published around the world and on social media is a retrograde step in a democratic society. The public, who have supported the celebrity throughout his career by buying his products, have a right to know that he has never so much as looked at another woman."\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Injunction shields kids from marriage scandal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3681-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-22 12:46:54', '2016-05-22 12:46:54', '', 3681, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3681-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3690, 1, '2016-05-22 13:18:50', '2016-05-22 13:18:50', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Barney McGrew, Framlingham Correspondent\r\n\r\nResidents have voiced concerns that Framlingham\'s new fire engine is not up to required safety standards.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Fire Service budget is under extreme pressure, and although Framlingham fire station\'s future was preserved, its fire engine was downgraded.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLocals have not been impressed when they have seen the new appliance racing around the town, and say they doubt it could cope if a major fire broke out.\r\n\r\nAnd a major Suffolk Gazette investigation has uncovered a host of potentially dangerous faults with the new fire engine, which is rumoured to have cost Suffolk County Council £125,000.\r\n\r\nWe were shown around the new appliance by a fire station insider who was concerned it has some service issues.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg" alt="new fire engine" width="850" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3689" /></a><i>Flaming row: locals argue the new fire engine is not safe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne key problem is that it has a maximum speed of 3 mph, which means response times could be dangerously slow. Also, getting out of Framlingham in a northerly direction - up the hill - could be even slower.\r\n\r\n"If a blaze broke out at a farm in Tannington, which is about five miles away, it could take the unit around two hours to get there," said the insider, who asked not to be named.\r\n\r\nThe next issue our investigation uncovered was that the appliance has just a 30-litre water capacity kept in two plastic buckets, which would make it difficult to tackle anything larger than an oven fire.\r\n\r\nAnd the third major flaw is the rescue ladder, which sits on top of the vehicle. We measured it and found that, even when fully extended, it reached 1.5 metres.\r\n\r\nThe insider explained: "This could have serious consequences for anyone who does not live in a bungalow."\r\n\r\nA county council spokesman insisted the new fire engine was fit for purpose. "It\'s red and has a bell, and will get from A to B eventually. Some people will complain about anything."\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New fire engine sparks safety fears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3686-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-22 13:18:50', '2016-05-22 13:18:50', '', 3686, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3686-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3691, 1, '2016-05-22 13:20:10', '2016-05-22 13:20:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Barney McGrew, Framlingham Reporter\r\n\r\nResidents have voiced concerns that Framlingham\'s new fire engine is not up to required safety standards.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Fire Service budget is under extreme pressure, and although Framlingham fire station\'s future was preserved, its fire engine was downgraded.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLocals have not been impressed when they have seen the new appliance racing around the town, and say they doubt it could cope if a major fire broke out.\r\n\r\nAnd a major Suffolk Gazette investigation has uncovered a host of potentially dangerous faults with the new fire engine, which is rumoured to have cost Suffolk County Council £125,000.\r\n\r\nWe were shown around the new appliance by a fire station insider who was concerned it has some service issues.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg" alt="new fire engine" width="850" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3689" /></a><i>Flaming row: locals argue the new fire engine is not safe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne key problem is that it has a maximum speed of 3 mph, which means response times could be dangerously slow. Also, getting out of Framlingham in a northerly direction - up the hill - could be even slower.\r\n\r\n"If a blaze broke out at a farm in Tannington, which is about five miles away, it could take the unit around two hours to get there," said the insider, who asked not to be named.\r\n\r\nThe next issue our investigation uncovered was that the appliance has just a 30-litre water capacity kept in two plastic buckets, which would make it difficult to tackle anything larger than an oven fire.\r\n\r\nAnd the third major flaw is the rescue ladder, which sits on top of the vehicle. We measured it and found that, even when fully extended, it reached 1.5 metres.\r\n\r\nThe insider explained: "This could have serious consequences for anyone who does not live in a bungalow."\r\n\r\nA county council spokesman insisted the new fire engine was fit for purpose. "It\'s red and has a bell, and will get from A to B eventually. Some people will complain about anything."\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New fire engine sparks safety fears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3686-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-22 13:20:10', '2016-05-22 13:20:10', '', 3686, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3686-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3692, 1, '2016-05-22 13:22:09', '2016-05-22 13:22:09', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Barney McGrew, Framlingham Reporter\r\n\r\nResidents have voiced concerns that Framlingham\'s new fire engine is not up to required safety standards.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Fire Service budget is under extreme pressure, and although Framlingham fire station\'s future was preserved, its fire engine was downgraded.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLocals have not been impressed when they have seen the new appliance racing around the town, and say they doubt it could cope if a major fire broke out.\r\n\r\nAnd a major Suffolk Gazette investigation has uncovered a host of potentially dangerous faults with the new fire engine, which is rumoured to have cost Suffolk County Council £125,000.\r\n\r\nWe were shown around the new appliance by a fire station insider who was concerned it has some service issues.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg" alt="new fire engine" width="850" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3689" /></a><i>Flaming row: locals argue the new fire engine is not safe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne key problem is that it has a maximum speed of 3 mph, which means response times could be dangerously slow. Also, getting out of Framlingham in a northerly direction - up the hill - would be even slower.\r\n\r\n"If a blaze broke out at a farm in Tannington, which is about five miles away, it could take the unit around two hours to get there," said the insider, who asked not to be named.\r\n\r\nThe next issue our investigation uncovered was that the appliance has just a 30-litre water capacity kept in two plastic buckets, which would make it difficult to tackle anything larger than an oven fire.\r\n\r\nAnd the third major flaw is the rescue ladder, which sits on top of the vehicle. We measured it and found that, even when fully extended, it reached 1.5 metres.\r\n\r\nThe insider explained: "This could have serious consequences for anyone who does not live in a bungalow."\r\n\r\nA county council spokesman insisted the new fire engine was fit for purpose. "It\'s red and has a bell, and will get from A to B eventually. Some people will complain about anything."\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New fire engine sparks safety fears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3686-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-22 13:22:09', '2016-05-22 13:22:09', '', 3686, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3686-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3693, 1, '2017-08-05 10:19:58', '2017-08-05 10:19:58', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Barney McGrew, Framlingham Reporter\n\nResidents have voiced concerns that Framlingham\'s new fire engine is not up to required safety standards.</strong>\n\nThe Suffolk Fire Service budget is under extreme pressure, and although Framlingham\'s fire station remains open, its fire engine was downgraded.\n\n\n\nLocals who have seen the new appliance racing around the town have not been impressed. They say they doubt it could cope if a major fire broke out.\n\nAnd a major Suffolk Gazette investigation has uncovered a host of potentially dangerous faults with the new fire engine, which is rumoured to have cost Suffolk County Council £125,000.\n\nWe were shown around the new appliance by a fire station insider who was concerned it has some service issues.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg" alt="new fire engine" width="850" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3689" /></a><i>Flaming row: locals argue the new fire engine is not safe</center></i><br><br>\n\nOne key problem is that it has a maximum speed of 3 mph, which means response times could be dangerously slow. Also, getting out of Framlingham in a northerly direction - up the hill - would be even slower.\n\n"If a blaze broke out at a farm in Tannington, which is about five miles away, it could take the unit around two hours to get there," said the insider, who asked not to be named.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe next issue our investigation uncovered was that the appliance has just a 30-litre water capacity kept in two plastic buckets, which would make it difficult to tackle anything larger than an oven fire.\n\nAnd the third major flaw is the rescue ladder, which sits on top of the vehicle. We measured it and found that, even when fully extended, it reached 1.5 metres.\n\nThe insider explained: "This could have serious consequences for anyone who does not live in a bungalow."\n\nA county council spokesman insisted the new fire engine was fit for purpose. "It\'s red and has a bell, and will get from A to B eventually. Some people will complain about anything."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'New fire engine sparks safety fears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3686-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-05 10:19:58', '2017-08-05 10:19:58', '', 3686, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3686-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3694, 1, '2016-05-22 13:51:36', '2016-05-22 13:51:36', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Barney McGrew, Framlingham Reporter\r\n\r\nResidents have voiced concerns that Framlingham\'s new fire engine is not up to required safety standards.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Fire Service budget is under extreme pressure, and although Framlingham\'s fire station remains open, its fire engine was downgraded.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLocals who have seen the new appliance racing around the town have not been impressed. They say they doubt it could cope if a major fire broke out.\r\n\r\nAnd a major Suffolk Gazette investigation has uncovered a host of potentially dangerous faults with the new fire engine, which is rumoured to have cost Suffolk County Council £125,000.\r\n\r\nWe were shown around the new appliance by a fire station insider who was concerned it has some service issues.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-fire-engine-e1463921389861.jpg" alt="new fire engine" width="850" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3689" /></a><i>Flaming row: locals argue the new fire engine is not safe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne key problem is that it has a maximum speed of 3 mph, which means response times could be dangerously slow. Also, getting out of Framlingham in a northerly direction - up the hill - would be even slower.\r\n\r\n"If a blaze broke out at a farm in Tannington, which is about five miles away, it could take the unit around two hours to get there," said the insider, who asked not to be named.\r\n\r\nThe next issue our investigation uncovered was that the appliance has just a 30-litre water capacity kept in two plastic buckets, which would make it difficult to tackle anything larger than an oven fire.\r\n\r\nAnd the third major flaw is the rescue ladder, which sits on top of the vehicle. We measured it and found that, even when fully extended, it reached 1.5 metres.\r\n\r\nThe insider explained: "This could have serious consequences for anyone who does not live in a bungalow."\r\n\r\nA county council spokesman insisted the new fire engine was fit for purpose. "It\'s red and has a bell, and will get from A to B eventually. Some people will complain about anything."\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New fire engine sparks safety fears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3686-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-22 13:51:36', '2016-05-22 13:51:36', '', 3686, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3686-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3696, 0, '2016-05-23 09:36:53', '2016-05-23 09:36:53', 'Good morning,\r\nI\'m Omar from Headway Digital (http://www.headwaydigital.com/). We are looking for new partners and i believe your site is a perfect match for the Demand we have today.\r\n\r\nHeadway Digital is a leader in programmatic media buying.- With 14 offices worldwide and the development of proprietary technology, we can monetize your mobile inventory with all our direct demand manually audited and curated.\r\n \r\nWe would be interested in helping you monetize your mobile remnant inventory ,We have our own proprietary technology which makes it of great ease for us to be able to help you do so.\r\n\r\nOur preferred partners generally see better results with us than with other advertising networks like Google Adsense, since adding our premium demand to our proprietary technology lets us achieve the highest monetization results.\r\n\r\nPlease get in touch with me so we can analyze the best way to move forward. We can also set up a test for you to show you how it performs!\r\n\r\n\r\nI look forward to hearing from you soon.\r\nBest regards,\r\nOmar\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Omar\nAUTHOR EMAIL: omar.mostafa@headwaydigital.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 173.245.49.112\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Omar\n    [2_Email] =&gt; omar.mostafa@headwaydigital.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Good morning,\r\nI\'m Omar from Headway Digital (http://www.headwaydigital.com/). We are looking for new partners and i believe your site is a perfect match for the Demand we have today.\r\n\r\nHeadway Digital is a leader in programmatic media buying.- With 14 offices worldwide and the development of proprietary technology, we can monetize your mobile inventory with all our direct demand manually audited and curated.\r\n \r\nWe would be interested in helping you monetize your mobile remnant inventory ,We have our own proprietary technology which makes it of great ease for us to be able to help you do so.\r\n\r\nOur preferred partners generally see better results with us than with other advertising networks like Google Adsense, since adding our premium demand to our proprietary technology lets us achieve the highest monetization results.\r\n\r\nPlease get in touch with me so we can analyze the best way to move forward. We can also set up a test for you to show you how it performs!\r\n\r\n\r\nI look forward to hearing from you soon.\r\nBest regards,\r\nOmar\n)\n', 'Omar - 2016-05-23 09:36:53', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7a1979861961791e3c860b57fd4ee3df', '', '', '2016-05-23 09:36:53', '2016-05-23 09:36:53', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3696', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3697, 0, '2016-05-23 18:12:55', '2016-05-23 18:12:55', 'Hi, \r\n\r\nA friend of mine was taking the piss out of me (bastard) and has turned it into a funny article. He is looking to get into Journalism, starting a new job in Suffolk in June after having done an internship in Dubai last year. \r\n\r\nI said we should send the article to the Suffolk Gazette to see if you\'ll publish it. Where is the best place to send it? I\'d love to meet you and could drop it off over a coffee if you\'re in Suffolk this week. It\'s a short article but very funny. \r\n\r\nBest, \r\nCharlie\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Charlie Law\nAUTHOR EMAIL: mrcharlielaw@googlemail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.234\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Charlie Law \n    [2_Email] =&gt; mrcharlielaw@googlemail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi, \r\n\r\nA friend of mine was taking the piss out of me (bastard) and has turned it into a funny article. He is looking to get into Journalism, starting a new job in Suffolk in June after having done an internship in Dubai last year. \r\n\r\nI said we should send the article to the Suffolk Gazette to see if you\'ll publish it. Where is the best place to send it? I\'d love to meet you and could drop it off over a coffee if you\'re in Suffolk this week. It\'s a short article but very funny. \r\n\r\nBest, \r\nCharlie \r\n\r\n\n)\n', 'Charlie Law - 2016-05-23 18:12:55', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '54062f318cba086c87590039c4892f1b', '', '', '2016-05-23 18:12:55', '2016-05-23 18:12:55', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3697', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
