INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4554, 1, '2016-08-31 22:17:26', '2016-08-31 22:17:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</b>\r\n\r\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thankfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks but should have worn a hat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well, it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course.\r\n\r\nHe made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for an exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:17:26', '2016-08-31 22:17:26', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4555, 1, '2016-08-31 22:18:15', '2016-08-31 22:18:15', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</b>\r\n\r\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thankfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks but should have worn a hat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well, it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course.\r\n\r\nHe made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for this exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-08-31 22:18:15', '2016-08-31 22:18:15', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4556, 0, '2016-09-01 09:02:48', '2016-09-01 09:02:48', 'Norwich city striker latest, Norwich signs invisible man before deadline\r\nfor undisclosed (or unseen ) fee,\r\nNorwich Fans think he has been playing before he was singed\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: JOHN COLEMAN\nAUTHOR EMAIL: sales@dscmf.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 2.102.223.138\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; JOHN COLEMAN\n    [2_Email] =&gt; sales@dscmf.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Norwich city striker latest, Norwich signs invisible man before deadline\r\nfor undisclosed (or unseen ) fee,\r\nNorwich Fans think he has been playing before he was singed\r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 4c09291e18eb09ab3f73e7de149ca220\n)\n', 'JOHN COLEMAN - 2016-09-01 09:02:48', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4c09291e18eb09ab3f73e7de149ca220', '', '', '2016-09-01 09:02:48', '2016-09-01 09:02:48', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4556', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4557, 1, '2016-09-01 17:05:03', '2016-09-01 17:05:03', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette does not deliberately go out to deceive the mainstream media. I very clearly state this is a spoof and satire site using a local paper format to write funny stories from Suffolk, and particularly its "friendly" rivalry with Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nOf course, some new visitors think it\'s entirely serious and get taken in - that\'s part of the fun for our existing community, which is <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" target="_blank">growing on our Facebook page</a> alarmingly quickly. When those people realise they\'ve been had, they mostly see the funny side, and in many cases become regular readers.\r\n\r\nHowever, a curious and laughable by-product of all this is that the mainstream media, so often po-faced about journalism and how only their voices matter, get sucked in and report Suffolk Gazette "news" as fact. I\'ve told you many times about how national newspapers, magazines, serious websites, and international publications have all fallen victim to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nYesterday, it went to a whole new level when star presenter Eamonn Holmes read out an old Suffolk Gazette story as part of the "Breaking News" coverage on Sky News in the hour following revelations about David Bowie\'s death.\r\n\r\nThe passing of a legend is no laughing matter, of course, but Sky News picking up our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/david-bowie-spice-oddity/" target="_blank">Spice Oddity story</a> about Bowie serenading a group of diners in a Suffolk curry house, which was published well before he died, takes the biscuit. Especially as we had added a note to the top of the story after Bowie passed, making clear his appearance in the Taj Maharaja in Bungay, which does not even exist, was a spoof.\r\n\r\nI\'m not poking fun at Eamonn here - he has a very difficult job when a major breaking story occurs like this, and can only repeat what is being fed to him in his earpiece by someone in the news gallery.\r\n\r\nI happened to be watching Sky News when this happened, and I nearly choked on my breakfast corn flakes. Thankfully everyone has seen the funny side, although maybe not Eamonn, who probably wishes painful things on Suffolk Gazette staff.\r\n\r\nBut that means me. Because even though "we" might look like a well-oiled machine (and I don\'t mean well-oiled as in drunk, although I am always asking you to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Me a Beer</a>) this is just a hobby site, written and maintained by me alone in my spare time. This is not The Daily Mash or NewsThump, with teams of freelance writers and editors.\r\n\r\nAnd that\'s what I find so amusing - a hobby blog updated in spare moments to feed my creative desires gets picked up by mainstream media so often, or goes viral on social media, that it is becoming part of our lexicon. I\'m now regularly seeing comments on social media like: "This is like something from the Suffolk Gazette", or "The Suffolk Gazette should follow-up on this".\r\n\r\nIt\'s all highly entertaining, to be honest. I hope you\'re enjoying it as much as me!\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'How Sky News became latest Suffolk Gazette victim', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2457-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-01 17:05:03', '2016-09-01 17:05:03', '', 2457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2457-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4562, 1, '2016-09-02 08:06:18', '2016-09-02 08:06:18', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police were called when two elderly ladies clashed while picking blackberries in a country lane.</b>\r\n\r\nThe pair had turned up in Sandy Lane, Bulmer at roughly the same time on Wednesday to pick the juicy, ripened fruit from the public hedgerows.\r\n\r\nBut they came to blows when both claimed to have got their first.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nRural protocol dictates that the first picker on the scene gets the first choice of hedge.\r\n\r\nHowever, the two women, named locally as Margaret Simpson, 79, and 83-year-old Viv Steele refused to back down and squared up to each other.\r\n\r\nThere was a shouting match, and then it is alleged Mrs Simpson pushed her rival into the hedge. Shocked, but otherwise unhurt, Mrs Steele responded by whacking Mrs Simpson on the back with her wicker basket.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing scenes were witnessed by a passing motorist, who called police fearing the argument could get totally out of hand.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sandy-lane.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sandy-lane.jpg" alt="Sandy Lane Bulmer" width="1080" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4566" /></a><i>Silly old fruits: two pensioners came to blows while picking blackberries here (Pic: Google Maps)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOfficers raced from nearby Sudbury but found the pair had already come to their senses.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "They had made up and decided to work together to pick the fruit in the lane then divide it between themselves afterwards.\r\n\r\n"Our constables spoke to them and reminded them about the need to keep the peace, and offered a little advice that folk of their age should be setting an example. At least it ended well enough."\r\n\r\nPolice did not charge either of the women.\r\n\r\nBlackberry picking becomes fierce at this time of year when country folk gather the berries to use in homemade jams and pies. Pickers usually operate on opposite sides of the road to avoid conflict.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police called after old ladies clash while picking blackberries', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'picking-blackberries-police', '', '', '2016-09-04 09:40:21', '2016-09-04 09:40:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4562', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4564, 1, '2016-09-02 08:04:26', '2016-09-02 08:04:26', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police were called when two elderly ladies clashed while picking blackberries in a country lane.</b>\r\n\r\nThe pair had turned up in Sandy Lane, Bulmer at roughly the same time on Wednesday to pick the juicy, ripened fruit from the public hedgerows.\r\n\r\nBut they came to blows when both claimed to have got their first.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nRural protocol dictates that the first picker on the scene gets the first choice of hedge.\r\n\r\nHowever, the two women, named locally as Margaret Simpson, 79, and 83-year-old Viv Steele refused to back down and squared up to each other.\r\n\r\nThere was a shouting match, and then it is alleged Mrs Simpson pushed her rival into the hedge. Shocked, but otherwise unhurt, Mrs Steele responded by whacking Mrs Simpson on the back with her wicker basket.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing scenes were witnessed by a passing motorist, who called police fearing the argument could get totally out of hand.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/blackberries.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/blackberries.jpg" alt="Picking blackberries" width="956" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4563" /></a><i>Silly old fruits: two pensioners came to blows while picking blackberries</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOfficers raced from nearby Sudbury but found the pair had already come to their senses.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "They had made up and decided to work together to pick the fruit in the lane then divide it between themselves afterwards.\r\n\r\n"Our constables spoke to them and reminded them about the need to keep the peace, and offered a little advice that folk of their age should be setting an example. At least it ended well enough."\r\n\r\nPolice did not charge either of the women.\r\n\r\nBlackberry picking becomes fierce at this time of year when country folk gather the berries to use in homemade jams and pies. Pickers usually operate on opposite sides of the road to avoid conflict.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Police called after old ladies clash while picking blackberries', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4562-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-02 08:04:26', '2016-09-02 08:04:26', '', 4562, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4562-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4565, 1, '2016-09-02 08:18:28', '2016-09-02 08:18:28', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nSuffolk Police were called when two elderly ladies clashed while picking blackberries in a country lane.</b>\n\nThe pair had turned up in Sandy Lane, Bulmer at roughly the same time on Wednesday to pick the juicy, ripened fruit from the public hedgerows.\n\nBut they came to blows when both claimed to have got their first.\n\n\n<br>\nRural protocol dictates that the first picker on the scene gets the first choice of hedge.\n\nHowever, the two women, named locally as Margaret Simpson, 79, and 83-year-old Viv Steele refused to back down and squared up to each other.\n\nThere was a shouting match, and then it is alleged Mrs Simpson pushed her rival into the hedge. Shocked, but otherwise unhurt, Mrs Steele responded by whacking Mrs Simpson on the back with her wicker basket.\n\nThe astonishing scenes were witnessed by a passing motorist, who called police fearing the argument could get totally out of hand.\n\n<i>Silly old fruits: two pensioners came to blows while picking blackberries</center></i><br><br>\n\nOfficers raced from nearby Sudbury but found the pair had already come to their senses.\n\nA police spokesman said: "They had made up and decided to work together to pick the fruit in the lane then divide it between themselves afterwards.\n\n"Our constables spoke to them and reminded them about the need to keep the peace, and offered a little advice that folk of their age should be setting an example. At least it ended well enough."\n\nPolice did not charge either of the women.\n\nBlackberry picking becomes fierce at this time of year when country folk gather the berries to use in homemade jams and pies. Pickers usually operate on opposite sides of the road to avoid conflict.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Police called after old ladies clash while picking blackberries', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4562-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-02 08:18:28', '2016-09-02 08:18:28', '', 4562, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4562-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4567, 1, '2016-09-02 08:19:26', '2016-09-02 08:19:26', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police were called when two elderly ladies clashed while picking blackberries in a country lane.</b>\r\n\r\nThe pair had turned up in Sandy Lane, Bulmer at roughly the same time on Wednesday to pick the juicy, ripened fruit from the public hedgerows.\r\n\r\nBut they came to blows when both claimed to have got their first.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nRural protocol dictates that the first picker on the scene gets the first choice of hedge.\r\n\r\nHowever, the two women, named locally as Margaret Simpson, 79, and 83-year-old Viv Steele refused to back down and squared up to each other.\r\n\r\nThere was a shouting match, and then it is alleged Mrs Simpson pushed her rival into the hedge. Shocked, but otherwise unhurt, Mrs Steele responded by whacking Mrs Simpson on the back with her wicker basket.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing scenes were witnessed by a passing motorist, who called police fearing the argument could get totally out of hand.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sandy-lane.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sandy-lane.jpg" alt="Sandy Lane Bulmer" width="1080" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4566" /></a><i>Silly old fruits: two pensioners came to blows while picking blackberries here (Pic: Google Maps)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOfficers raced from nearby Sudbury but found the pair had already come to their senses.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "They had made up and decided to work together to pick the fruit in the lane then divide it between themselves afterwards.\r\n\r\n"Our constables spoke to them and reminded them about the need to keep the peace, and offered a little advice that folk of their age should be setting an example. At least it ended well enough."\r\n\r\nPolice did not charge either of the women.\r\n\r\nBlackberry picking becomes fierce at this time of year when country folk gather the berries to use in homemade jams and pies. Pickers usually operate on opposite sides of the road to avoid conflict.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Police called after old ladies clash while picking blackberries', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4562-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-02 08:19:26', '2016-09-02 08:19:26', '', 4562, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4562-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4573, 1, '2016-09-03 15:10:16', '2016-09-03 15:10:16', '<strong>Television blockbuster Game of Thrones is moving to the Norfolk border where there is a ready supply of strange creatures.</strong>\r\n\r\nProducers of the series, which is watched by millions worldwide, were said to be impressed by the wall being built along the county border to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWith a scattering of fake snow, it will soon resemble the \'Wall\' which marks the northern limit of civilization protected by Jon Snow’s Nightwatch against hoards of marauding wildings, dire wolves, white walkers, giants and other mythical creatures.\r\n\r\nHuge savings on computer generated imagery will be possible as many of these creatures are believed to actually still live in Norfolk. Some claim to have seen dragons in the blackened wastes beyond Diss, but sceptics put this down to overindulgence in turnip hooch, the highly flammable tipple of choice in those parts.\r\n\r\nBetter known to us as country bumpkins, many of the locals in Norfolk have been offered parts as wildings. They need no make up, wardrobe or prosthetic extra fingers, saving even more cash for the production team.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg" alt="Game of Thrones Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4575" /></a><i>Exciting: Scenes like this will be common on the Norfolk border</i></center><Br><br>\r\n\r\nThe character Craster has over 30 wives, many of whom are his own daughters and casting has previously proved to be a problem. But no more! In Norfolk there are numerous similar family groups.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRattleshirt, the Lord of Bones along with Tormund Giantsbane were found in a pub in Dereham where many of the locals were rumoured to be snarks and skin shifters. Sufficient body doubles for the dwarf Tyrion Lannister have been found but hard-up locals are still being urged to contact the production company for work as extras.\r\n\r\nBarleywood studios near Beccles is gearing up for filming to begin later this year, and several stars of the show have been seen looking for digs around Saxmundham. Kit Harrington, who plays the heroic Jon Snow, was spotted enjoying a pint in the Bell Hotel along with scheming Margaery Tyrell - played by Natalie Dormer.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Game of Thrones to be filmed on Norfolk border', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'game-of-thrones-norfolk', '', '', '2017-07-28 15:38:28', '2017-07-28 15:38:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4573', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4574, 1, '2016-09-03 14:54:18', '2016-09-03 14:54:18', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTelevision blockbuster Game of Thrones is moving to East Anglia where there is a ready supply of strange creatures.</b> \r\n\r\nProducers of the series, which is watched by millions, were said to be impressed by the wall being built along the county border to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWith a scattering of fake snow, it will soon resemble the Wall which marks the northern limit of civilization protected by Jon Snow’s Nightwatch against hoards of marauding wildings, dire wolves, white walkers, giants and other mythical creatures who live beyond it.\r\n\r\nHuge savings on computer generated imagery costs will be possible as many of these creatures are believed to actually still live in Norfolk. Some claim to have seen dragons in the blackened wastes beyond Diss, but sceptics put this down to overindulgence in turnip hooch, the highly flammable tipple of choice in those parts.\r\n\r\nBetter known to us as country bumpkins, many of the locals in Norfolk have been offered parts as wildings. They need no make up, wardrobe or prosthetic extra fingers, saving even more cash for the production team.\r\n\r\nThe character Craster has over 30 wives, many of whom are his own daughters and casting has previously proved to be a problem. But no more! In Norfolk there are numerous similar family groups.\r\n\r\nRattleshirt, the Lord of Bones along with Tormund Giantsbane were found in a pub in Dereham where many of the locals were rumoured to be snarks and skin shifters. Sufficient body doubles for the dwarf Tyrion Lannister have been found but hard-up locals are urged to contact the production company for work as extras.\r\n\r\nBarleywood studios near Beccles is gearing up for filming to begin later this year and several of the stars of the show have been seen in the area looking for digs around Saxmundham. Kit Harrington, who plays the heroic Jon Snow, was seen having a pint in the Bell Hotel along with scheming Margaery Tyrell actress, Natalie Dormer.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Game of Thrones to be filmed on Norfolk-Suffolk border', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4573-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-03 14:54:18', '2016-09-03 14:54:18', '', 4573, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4573-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4576, 1, '2016-09-03 15:10:16', '2016-09-03 15:10:16', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTelevision blockbuster Game of Thrones is moving to the Norfolk border where there is a ready supply of strange creatures.</b> \r\n\r\nProducers of the series, which is watched by millions worldwide, were said to be impressed by the wall being built along the county border to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWith a scattering of fake snow, it will soon resemble the \'Wall\' which marks the northern limit of civilization protected by Jon Snow’s Nightwatch against hoards of marauding wildings, dire wolves, white walkers, giants and other mythical creatures.\r\n\r\nHuge savings on computer generated imagery costs will be possible as many of these creatures are believed to actually still live in Norfolk. Some claim to have seen dragons in the blackened wastes beyond Diss, but sceptics put this down to overindulgence in turnip hooch, the highly flammable tipple of choice in those parts.\r\n\r\nBetter known to us as country bumpkins, many of the locals in Norfolk have been offered parts as wildings. They need no make up, wardrobe or prosthetic extra fingers, saving even more cash for the production team.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg" alt="Game of Thrones Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4575" /></a></center><Br><br>\r\n\r\nThe character Craster has over 30 wives, many of whom are his own daughters and casting has previously proved to be a problem. But no more! In Norfolk there are numerous similar family groups.\r\n\r\nRattleshirt, the Lord of Bones along with Tormund Giantsbane were found in a pub in Dereham where many of the locals were rumoured to be snarks and skin shifters. Sufficient body doubles for the dwarf Tyrion Lannister have been found but hard-up locals are still being urged to contact the production company for work as extras.\r\n\r\nBarleywood studios near Beccles is gearing up for filming to begin later this year, and several stars of the show have been seen looking for digs around Saxmundham. Kit Harrington, who plays the heroic Jon Snow, was spotted enjoying a pint in the Bell Hotel along with scheming Margaery Tyrell - played by Natalie Dormer.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Game of Thrones to be filmed on Norfolk border', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4573-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-03 15:10:16', '2016-09-03 15:10:16', '', 4573, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4573-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4577, 1, '2016-09-03 15:12:11', '2016-09-03 15:12:11', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTelevision blockbuster Game of Thrones is moving to the Norfolk border where there is a ready supply of strange creatures.</b> \r\n\r\nProducers of the series, which is watched by millions worldwide, were said to be impressed by the wall being built along the county border to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWith a scattering of fake snow, it will soon resemble the \'Wall\' which marks the northern limit of civilization protected by Jon Snow’s Nightwatch against hoards of marauding wildings, dire wolves, white walkers, giants and other mythical creatures.\r\n\r\nHuge savings on computer generated imagery will be possible as many of these creatures are believed to actually still live in Norfolk. Some claim to have seen dragons in the blackened wastes beyond Diss, but sceptics put this down to overindulgence in turnip hooch, the highly flammable tipple of choice in those parts.\r\n\r\nBetter known to us as country bumpkins, many of the locals in Norfolk have been offered parts as wildings. They need no make up, wardrobe or prosthetic extra fingers, saving even more cash for the production team.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg" alt="Game of Thrones Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4575" /></a></center><Br><br>\r\n\r\nThe character Craster has over 30 wives, many of whom are his own daughters and casting has previously proved to be a problem. But no more! In Norfolk there are numerous similar family groups.\r\n\r\nRattleshirt, the Lord of Bones along with Tormund Giantsbane were found in a pub in Dereham where many of the locals were rumoured to be snarks and skin shifters. Sufficient body doubles for the dwarf Tyrion Lannister have been found but hard-up locals are still being urged to contact the production company for work as extras.\r\n\r\nBarleywood studios near Beccles is gearing up for filming to begin later this year, and several stars of the show have been seen looking for digs around Saxmundham. Kit Harrington, who plays the heroic Jon Snow, was spotted enjoying a pint in the Bell Hotel along with scheming Margaery Tyrell - played by Natalie Dormer.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Game of Thrones to be filmed on Norfolk border', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4573-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-03 15:12:11', '2016-09-03 15:12:11', '', 4573, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4573-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4578, 1, '2016-09-03 15:21:15', '2016-09-03 15:21:15', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\n\nTelevision blockbuster Game of Thrones is moving to the Norfolk border where there is a ready supply of strange creatures.</b> \n\nProducers of the series, which is watched by millions worldwide, were said to be impressed by the wall being built along the county border to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk.\n\n\n<br>\nWith a scattering of fake snow, it will soon resemble the \'Wall\' which marks the northern limit of civilization protected by Jon Snow’s Nightwatch against hoards of marauding wildings, dire wolves, white walkers, giants and other mythical creatures.\n\nHuge savings on computer generated imagery will be possible as many of these creatures are believed to actually still live in Norfolk. Some claim to have seen dragons in the blackened wastes beyond Diss, but sceptics put this down to overindulgence in turnip hooch, the highly flammable tipple of choice in those parts.\n\nBetter known to us as country bumpkins, many of the locals in Norfolk have been offered parts as wildings. They need no make up, wardrobe or prosthetic extra fingers, saving even more cash for the production team.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg" alt="Game of Thrones Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4575" /></a><i></center><Br><br>\n\nThe character Craster has over 30 wives, many of whom are his own daughters and casting has previously proved to be a problem. But no more! In Norfolk there are numerous similar family groups.\n\nRattleshirt, the Lord of Bones along with Tormund Giantsbane were found in a pub in Dereham where many of the locals were rumoured to be snarks and skin shifters. Sufficient body doubles for the dwarf Tyrion Lannister have been found but hard-up locals are still being urged to contact the production company for work as extras.\n\nBarleywood studios near Beccles is gearing up for filming to begin later this year, and several stars of the show have been seen looking for digs around Saxmundham. Kit Harrington, who plays the heroic Jon Snow, was spotted enjoying a pint in the Bell Hotel along with scheming Margaery Tyrell - played by Natalie Dormer.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Game of Thrones to be filmed on Norfolk border', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4573-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-03 15:21:15', '2016-09-03 15:21:15', '', 4573, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4573-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4579, 1, '2016-09-03 15:21:36', '2016-09-03 15:21:36', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTelevision blockbuster Game of Thrones is moving to the Norfolk border where there is a ready supply of strange creatures.</b> \r\n\r\nProducers of the series, which is watched by millions worldwide, were said to be impressed by the wall being built along the county border to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWith a scattering of fake snow, it will soon resemble the \'Wall\' which marks the northern limit of civilization protected by Jon Snow’s Nightwatch against hoards of marauding wildings, dire wolves, white walkers, giants and other mythical creatures.\r\n\r\nHuge savings on computer generated imagery will be possible as many of these creatures are believed to actually still live in Norfolk. Some claim to have seen dragons in the blackened wastes beyond Diss, but sceptics put this down to overindulgence in turnip hooch, the highly flammable tipple of choice in those parts.\r\n\r\nBetter known to us as country bumpkins, many of the locals in Norfolk have been offered parts as wildings. They need no make up, wardrobe or prosthetic extra fingers, saving even more cash for the production team.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg" alt="Game of Thrones Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4575" /></a><i>Exciting: Scenes like this will be common on the Norfolk border</i></center><Br><br>\r\n\r\nThe character Craster has over 30 wives, many of whom are his own daughters and casting has previously proved to be a problem. But no more! In Norfolk there are numerous similar family groups.\r\n\r\nRattleshirt, the Lord of Bones along with Tormund Giantsbane were found in a pub in Dereham where many of the locals were rumoured to be snarks and skin shifters. Sufficient body doubles for the dwarf Tyrion Lannister have been found but hard-up locals are still being urged to contact the production company for work as extras.\r\n\r\nBarleywood studios near Beccles is gearing up for filming to begin later this year, and several stars of the show have been seen looking for digs around Saxmundham. Kit Harrington, who plays the heroic Jon Snow, was spotted enjoying a pint in the Bell Hotel along with scheming Margaery Tyrell - played by Natalie Dormer.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Join the fun and discussion on our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/the-suffolk-forum/">Suffolk Forum</a>.</i>', 'Game of Thrones to be filmed on Norfolk border', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4573-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-03 15:21:36', '2016-09-03 15:21:36', '', 4573, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4573-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4580, 1, '2016-09-04 09:31:16', '2016-09-04 09:31:16', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nBuilders and decorators have been alerted to a batch of Dulux Magnolia paint which was accidentally labelled as MONGOLIA.</b>\r\n\r\nDesign boffins at the Stowmarket factory had changed the styles of the tin labels to make them more easily visible for customers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut there was a printing error, believed to be caused by text auto-correct, resulting in thousands of tins of the famous Dulux Trade paint being shipped out with the embarrassing error.\r\n\r\nThe mistake came to light when a plumber/builder from Stowmarket purchased 50 tins of Mongolia.\r\n\r\nHis customers didn\'t believe it was the same paint - for Magnolia is a soft fragrant plant, while Mongolia is a land-locked country in Asia, once run by Genghis Khan.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mongolia-paint.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mongolia-paint.jpg" alt="Mongolia paint" width="1519" height="996" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4581" /></a><i>Whoops: one of the rogue tins of Mongolia paint</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPaul Fibbins, 42, said: "People love Magnolia as it is so inoffensive and blends well with brighter soft furnishings. We use loads of it trade. I took my order and just as I opened the tin I wondered if I was still hungover. It clearly said MONGOLIA. Every time our clients see Mongolia now they think we are a cowboy crew buying knock off paint from some Del Boy character."\r\n\r\nHe added: "I contacted the factory in Stowmarket. We still call it ICI Dulux factory, but it has a new name now like Azko Nobel. They explained the printing error but said the paint was the faithful old Magnolia. To be honest me and my mate Kev were just pleased they got the Dulux bit right or that could have been more embarrassing."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Azko Nobel said: "We are glad the mistake was drawn to our attention.\r\n\r\n"Meanwhile, we are preparing a new 2017 paint range, including Town Blue, which is good for bathrooms, and Sheeran Orange, which is an autumnal shade to suit large rooms. We are also testing a new heritage hue named Dock Sludge."\r\n\r\nIf you buy a tin of Dulux Trade Mongolia, you have the word of the honest Suffolk Gazette that the paint inside will still be that old favourite you wanted.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mongolia paint sold after magnolia production error', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mongolia-paint-dulux', '', '', '2017-03-10 10:18:01', '2017-03-10 10:18:01', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4580', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4582, 1, '2016-09-04 09:24:13', '2016-09-04 09:24:13', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nBuilders and decorators have been alerted to a batch of Dulux Magnolia paint which was accidentally labelled as MONGOLIA.</b>\r\n\r\nDesign boffins at the Stowmarket factory had changed the styles of the tin labels to make them more easily visible for customers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut there was a printing error, believed to be caused by text auto-correct, resulting in thousands of tins of the famous Dulux Trade paint being shipped out with the embarrassing error.\r\n\r\nThe mistake came to light when a plumber/builder from Stowmarket purchased 50 tins of Mongolia.\r\n\r\nHis customers didn\'t believe it was the same paint - for Magnolia is a soft fragrant plant, while Mongolia is a land-locked country in Asia, once run by Genghis Khan.\r\n\r\nPaul Fibbins, 42, said: "People love Magnolia as it is so inoffensive and blends well with brighter soft furnishings. We use loads of it trade. I took my order and just as I opened the tin I wondered if I was still hungover. It clearly said MONGOLIA. Every time our clients see Mongolia now they think we are a cowboy crew buying knock off paint from some Del Boy character."\r\n\r\nHe added: "I contacted the factory in Stowmarket. We still call it ICI Dulux factory, but it has a new name now like Azko Nobel. They explained the printing error but said the paint was the faithful old Magnolia. To be honest me and my mate Kev were just pleased they got the Dulux bit right or that could have been more embarrassing."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Azko Nobel said: "We are glad the mistake was drawn to our attention.\r\n\r\n"Meanwhile, we are preparing a new 2017 paint range, including Town Blue, which is good for bathrooms, and Sheeran Orange, which is an autumnal shade to suit large rooms. We are also testing a new heritage hue named Dock Sludge."\r\n\r\nIf you buy a tin of Dulux Trade Mongolia, you have the word of the honest Suffolk Gazette that the paint inside will still be that old favourite you wanted.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mongolia paint sold after magnolia production error', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4580-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 09:24:13', '2016-09-04 09:24:13', '', 4580, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4580-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4583, 1, '2016-09-04 09:29:07', '2016-09-04 09:29:07', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nBuilders and decorators have been alerted to a batch of Dulux Magnolia paint which was accidentally labelled as MONGOLIA.</b>\r\n\r\nDesign boffins at the Stowmarket factory had changed the styles of the tin labels to make them more easily visible for customers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut there was a printing error, believed to be caused by text auto-correct, resulting in thousands of tins of the famous Dulux Trade paint being shipped out with the embarrassing error.\r\n\r\nThe mistake came to light when a plumber/builder from Stowmarket purchased 50 tins of Mongolia.\r\n\r\nHis customers didn\'t believe it was the same paint - for Magnolia is a soft fragrant plant, while Mongolia is a land-locked country in Asia, once run by Genghis Khan.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mongolia-paint.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mongolia-paint.jpg" alt="Mongolia paint" width="1519" height="996" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4581" /></a><i>Whoops: one of the rogue tins of Mongolia paint</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPaul Fibbins, 42, said: "People love Magnolia as it is so inoffensive and blends well with brighter soft furnishings. We use loads of it trade. I took my order and just as I opened the tin I wondered if I was still hungover. It clearly said MONGOLIA. Every time our clients see Mongolia now they think we are a cowboy crew buying knock off paint from some Del Boy character."\r\n\r\nHe added: "I contacted the factory in Stowmarket. We still call it ICI Dulux factory, but it has a new name now like Azko Nobel. They explained the printing error but said the paint was the faithful old Magnolia. To be honest me and my mate Kev were just pleased they got the Dulux bit right or that could have been more embarrassing."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Azko Nobel said: "We are glad the mistake was drawn to our attention.\r\n\r\n"Meanwhile, we are preparing a new 2017 paint range, including Town Blue, which is good for bathrooms, and Sheeran Orange, which is an autumnal shade to suit large rooms. We are also testing a new heritage hue named Dock Sludge."\r\n\r\nIf you buy a tin of Dulux Trade Mongolia, you have the word of the honest Suffolk Gazette that the paint inside will still be that old favourite you wanted.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mongolia paint sold after magnolia production error', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4580-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 09:29:07', '2016-09-04 09:29:07', '', 4580, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4580-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4584, 1, '2016-09-04 09:39:54', '2016-09-04 09:39:54', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTelevision blockbuster Game of Thrones is moving to the Norfolk border where there is a ready supply of strange creatures.</b> \r\n\r\nProducers of the series, which is watched by millions worldwide, were said to be impressed by the wall being built along the county border to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWith a scattering of fake snow, it will soon resemble the \'Wall\' which marks the northern limit of civilization protected by Jon Snow’s Nightwatch against hoards of marauding wildings, dire wolves, white walkers, giants and other mythical creatures.\r\n\r\nHuge savings on computer generated imagery will be possible as many of these creatures are believed to actually still live in Norfolk. Some claim to have seen dragons in the blackened wastes beyond Diss, but sceptics put this down to overindulgence in turnip hooch, the highly flammable tipple of choice in those parts.\r\n\r\nBetter known to us as country bumpkins, many of the locals in Norfolk have been offered parts as wildings. They need no make up, wardrobe or prosthetic extra fingers, saving even more cash for the production team.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/game-of-thrones-norfolk.jpg" alt="Game of Thrones Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4575" /></a><i>Exciting: Scenes like this will be common on the Norfolk border</i></center><Br><br>\r\n\r\nThe character Craster has over 30 wives, many of whom are his own daughters and casting has previously proved to be a problem. But no more! In Norfolk there are numerous similar family groups.\r\n\r\nRattleshirt, the Lord of Bones along with Tormund Giantsbane were found in a pub in Dereham where many of the locals were rumoured to be snarks and skin shifters. Sufficient body doubles for the dwarf Tyrion Lannister have been found but hard-up locals are still being urged to contact the production company for work as extras.\r\n\r\nBarleywood studios near Beccles is gearing up for filming to begin later this year, and several stars of the show have been seen looking for digs around Saxmundham. Kit Harrington, who plays the heroic Jon Snow, was spotted enjoying a pint in the Bell Hotel along with scheming Margaery Tyrell - played by Natalie Dormer.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Game of Thrones to be filmed on Norfolk border', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4573-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 09:39:54', '2016-09-04 09:39:54', '', 4573, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4573-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4585, 1, '2016-09-04 09:40:21', '2016-09-04 09:40:21', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police were called when two elderly ladies clashed while picking blackberries in a country lane.</b>\r\n\r\nThe pair had turned up in Sandy Lane, Bulmer at roughly the same time on Wednesday to pick the juicy, ripened fruit from the public hedgerows.\r\n\r\nBut they came to blows when both claimed to have got their first.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nRural protocol dictates that the first picker on the scene gets the first choice of hedge.\r\n\r\nHowever, the two women, named locally as Margaret Simpson, 79, and 83-year-old Viv Steele refused to back down and squared up to each other.\r\n\r\nThere was a shouting match, and then it is alleged Mrs Simpson pushed her rival into the hedge. Shocked, but otherwise unhurt, Mrs Steele responded by whacking Mrs Simpson on the back with her wicker basket.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing scenes were witnessed by a passing motorist, who called police fearing the argument could get totally out of hand.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sandy-lane.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sandy-lane.jpg" alt="Sandy Lane Bulmer" width="1080" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4566" /></a><i>Silly old fruits: two pensioners came to blows while picking blackberries here (Pic: Google Maps)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOfficers raced from nearby Sudbury but found the pair had already come to their senses.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "They had made up and decided to work together to pick the fruit in the lane then divide it between themselves afterwards.\r\n\r\n"Our constables spoke to them and reminded them about the need to keep the peace, and offered a little advice that folk of their age should be setting an example. At least it ended well enough."\r\n\r\nPolice did not charge either of the women.\r\n\r\nBlackberry picking becomes fierce at this time of year when country folk gather the berries to use in homemade jams and pies. Pickers usually operate on opposite sides of the road to avoid conflict.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police called after old ladies clash while picking blackberries', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4562-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 09:40:21', '2016-09-04 09:40:21', '', 4562, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4562-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4586, 1, '2016-09-04 09:40:54', '2016-09-04 09:40:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aldeburgh-golf-club-sign.jpg" alt="Rule note at Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="1194" height="924" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4530" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</b>\r\n\r\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard, sent to this newspaper by a recent visitor and reproduced above, highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thankfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks but should have worn a hat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well, it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course.\r\n\r\nHe made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for this exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 09:40:54', '2016-09-04 09:40:54', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4587, 1, '2016-09-04 09:41:56', '2016-09-04 09:41:56', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.</b>\r\n\r\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFit as a fiddle, Mabel only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\r\n\r\nShe sad: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a><i>Cheers: Mabel still enjoys six gins a day as she turns 100</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even knows how many bottles she had got through in that time.\r\n\r\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I always have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every Wednesday from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started. That\'s quite an achievement!"\r\n\r\nMabel was married for 55 years to her childhood sweetheart Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even three great-grandchildren.\r\n\r\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G & T," she said.\r\n\r\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Six gins a day is secret to long life says Mabel, 100', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3838-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 09:41:56', '2016-09-04 09:41:56', '', 3838, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3838-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4588, 1, '2016-09-04 09:42:35', '2016-09-04 09:42:35', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nPolice were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.</b>\r\n\r\nThe footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play. \r\n\r\nBut all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers\' uniform bells for the one in the ball.\r\n\r\nHe promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.\r\n\r\nMore blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.\r\n\r\nThe brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.855219% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/72414593?et=DAWQ3hoaRTBiETy5-Krdjw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=PDUCbnIjDw82AaWtkzVKWvtwYxJRWi5k99_saRnWH7A=" width="594" height="409" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/72414593" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Morris dancers in happier times</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree morris men suffered severely bruised legs, while one of the footballers had a cut caused by being hit on the head with a morris dancer\'s stick.\r\n\r\nWith everyone blaming each other, the police were called to sort out the mess.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "It was certainly an unsual call from one of the locals in the pub. By the time we got there it had all calmed down, and both sides realised how the mistake had been made.\r\n\r\n"In fact they had made up and were all enjoying a drink together, although a couple were still being patched up by the landlord\'s wife.\r\n\r\n"We took no further action, but recommended that the morris men did not use bells on their uniforms when the blind footballers were playing nearby."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1444-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 09:42:35', '2016-09-04 09:42:35', '', 1444, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1444-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4594, 1, '2016-09-04 16:11:22', '2016-09-04 16:11:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz washing powder" width="800" height="800" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4595" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz, who claimed to be a washing machine salesman while allegedly paying rent boys for sex, has endorsed a new washing powder in a bid to clean up his reputation.</b>\r\n\r\nHe hopes new VAZ will make him whiter than white and remove any stains from his character.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Leicester MP, who is married with two children, allegedly took male escorts back to his London flat and asked them to bring a sex drug, according to the Sunday Mirror.\r\n\r\nHe is now expected to resign as chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee, although he insists the allegations in the newspaper have been passed to his solicitor.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, he has been quick to rush out his new product VAZ, which will be manufactured at an industrial estate in Needham Market, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMr Vaz, 59, will market the powder by doing a \'doorstep challenge\' offering people the chance to make a fresh start by swapping their usual washing powder for a packet of VAZ.\r\n\r\nHe got the idea after allegedly being taped telling a rent boy that his name was Jim and he sold industrial washing machines to hotels.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sex scandal MP Keith Vaz backs new washing powder', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'vaz-washing-powder', '', '', '2016-09-04 16:45:45', '2016-09-04 16:45:45', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4594', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4596, 1, '2016-09-04 15:55:17', '2016-09-04 15:55:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz washing powder" width="800" height="800" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4595" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz, who claimed to be a washing machine salesman to rent boys he was paying for sex, has endorsed a new washing poweder in a bid to clean up his reputation.\r\n\r\nHe hopes new New VAZ will make him whiter than white and remove any stains from his character.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\ntarget dirty laundry and removes all stains from the character, it claims on the packet.\r\nVAZ! Is now to do the doorstep challenge offering people the chance to make a fresh start by swapping a packet for their usual washing powder or liquid.\r\nMr VAZ, chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee, said he was a seller of industrial washing machines called Jim, while getting good vibrations from male escorts at his London flat.\r\nHe has stepped aside from the committee over the scandal and hopes that VAZ! the dazzling whitener, will give him a clean sheet and bring some money in.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sex scandal MP Keith Vaz backs new washing powder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4594-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 15:55:17', '2016-09-04 15:55:17', '', 4594, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4594-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4597, 1, '2016-09-04 15:55:48', '2016-09-04 15:55:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz washing powder" width="800" height="800" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4595" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz, who claimed to be a washing machine salesman to rent boys he was paying for sex, has endorsed a new washing poweder in a bid to clean up his reputation.\r\n\r\nHe hopes new VAZ will make him whiter than white and remove any stains from his character.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\ntarget dirty laundry and removes all stains from the character, it claims on the packet.\r\nVAZ! Is now to do the doorstep challenge offering people the chance to make a fresh start by swapping a packet for their usual washing powder or liquid.\r\nMr VAZ, chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee, said he was a seller of industrial washing machines called Jim, while getting good vibrations from male escorts at his London flat.\r\nHe has stepped aside from the committee over the scandal and hopes that VAZ! the dazzling whitener, will give him a clean sheet and bring some money in.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sex scandal MP Keith Vaz backs new washing powder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4594-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 15:55:48', '2016-09-04 15:55:48', '', 4594, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4594-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4598, 1, '2016-09-04 16:07:51', '2016-09-04 16:07:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz washing powder" width="800" height="800" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4595" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz, who claimed to be a washing machine salesman while allegedly paying rent boys for sex, has endorsed a new washing powder in a bid to clean up his reputation.</b>\r\n\r\nHe hopes new VAZ will make him whiter than white and remove any stains from his character.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Leicester MP, who is married with two children, allegedly took male escorts back to his London flat and asked them to bring a sex drug, according to the Sunday Mirror.\r\n\r\nHe is now expected to resign as chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee, although he insists the allegations in the newspaper have been passed to his solicitor.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, he has been quick to rush out his new product VAZ - and will now do a doorstep challenge offering people the chance to make a fresh start by swapping a packet for their usual washing powder or liquid.\r\n\r\nHe got the idea after being taped telling a rent boy that his name was Jim and he sold industrial washing machines to hotels.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sex scandal MP Keith Vaz backs new washing powder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4594-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 16:07:51', '2016-09-04 16:07:51', '', 4594, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4594-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4600, 1, '2016-09-04 16:15:14', '2016-09-04 16:15:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz washing powder" width="800" height="800" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4595" /></a><br><br>\n\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Our Political Staff\n\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz, who claimed to be a washing machine salesman while allegedly paying rent boys for sex, has endorsed a new washing powder in a bid to clean up his reputation.</b>\n\nHe hopes new VAZ will make him whiter than white and remove any stains from his character.\n\n\n<br>\nThe Leicester MP, who is married with two children, allegedly took male escorts back to his London flat and asked them to bring a sex drug, according to the Sunday Mirror.\n\nHe is now expected to resign as chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee, although he insists the allegations in the newspaper have been passed to his solicitor.\n\nMeanwhile, he has been quick to rush out his new product VAZ, which will be manufactured at an industrial estate in Needham Market, Suffolok.\n\nMr Vaz, 59, will do a doorstep challenge offering people the chance to make a fresh start by swapping a packet of VAZ for their usual washing powder or liquid.\n\nHe got the idea after allegedlbeing taped telling a rent boy that his name was Jim and he sold industrial washing machines to hotels.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sex scandal MP Keith Vaz backs new washing powder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4594-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 16:15:14', '2016-09-04 16:15:14', '', 4594, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4594-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4601, 1, '2016-09-04 16:15:19', '2016-09-04 16:15:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz washing powder" width="800" height="800" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4595" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz, who claimed to be a washing machine salesman while allegedly paying rent boys for sex, has endorsed a new washing powder in a bid to clean up his reputation.</b>\r\n\r\nHe hopes new VAZ will make him whiter than white and remove any stains from his character.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Leicester MP, who is married with two children, allegedly took male escorts back to his London flat and asked them to bring a sex drug, according to the Sunday Mirror.\r\n\r\nHe is now expected to resign as chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee, although he insists the allegations in the newspaper have been passed to his solicitor.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, he has been quick to rush out his new product VAZ, which will be manufactured at an industrial estate in Needham Market, Suffolok.\r\n\r\nMr Vaz, 59, will do a doorstep challenge offering people the chance to make a fresh start by swapping a packet of VAZ for their usual washing powder or liquid.\r\n\r\nHe got the idea after allegedly being taped telling a rent boy that his name was Jim and he sold industrial washing machines to hotels.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sex scandal MP Keith Vaz backs new washing powder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4594-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 16:15:19', '2016-09-04 16:15:19', '', 4594, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4594-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4602, 1, '2016-09-04 16:16:07', '2016-09-04 16:16:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz washing powder" width="800" height="800" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4595" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz, who claimed to be a washing machine salesman while allegedly paying rent boys for sex, has endorsed a new washing powder in a bid to clean up his reputation.</b>\r\n\r\nHe hopes new VAZ will make him whiter than white and remove any stains from his character.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Leicester MP, who is married with two children, allegedly took male escorts back to his London flat and asked them to bring a sex drug, according to the Sunday Mirror.\r\n\r\nHe is now expected to resign as chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee, although he insists the allegations in the newspaper have been passed to his solicitor.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, he has been quick to rush out his new product VAZ, which will be manufactured at an industrial estate in Needham Market, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMr Vaz, 59, will do a doorstep challenge offering people the chance to make a fresh start by swapping a packet of VAZ for their usual washing powder or liquid.\r\n\r\nHe got the idea after allegedly being taped telling a rent boy that his name was Jim and he sold industrial washing machines to hotels.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sex scandal MP Keith Vaz backs new washing powder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4594-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 16:16:07', '2016-09-04 16:16:07', '', 4594, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4594-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4603, 1, '2016-09-04 16:45:45', '2016-09-04 16:45:45', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vaz-washing-powder.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz washing powder" width="800" height="800" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4595" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz, who claimed to be a washing machine salesman while allegedly paying rent boys for sex, has endorsed a new washing powder in a bid to clean up his reputation.</b>\r\n\r\nHe hopes new VAZ will make him whiter than white and remove any stains from his character.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Leicester MP, who is married with two children, allegedly took male escorts back to his London flat and asked them to bring a sex drug, according to the Sunday Mirror.\r\n\r\nHe is now expected to resign as chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee, although he insists the allegations in the newspaper have been passed to his solicitor.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, he has been quick to rush out his new product VAZ, which will be manufactured at an industrial estate in Needham Market, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMr Vaz, 59, will market the powder by doing a \'doorstep challenge\' offering people the chance to make a fresh start by swapping their usual washing powder for a packet of VAZ.\r\n\r\nHe got the idea after allegedly being taped telling a rent boy that his name was Jim and he sold industrial washing machines to hotels.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sex scandal MP Keith Vaz backs new washing powder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4594-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-04 16:45:45', '2016-09-04 16:45:45', '', 4594, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4594-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4604, 1, '2016-09-05 07:58:57', '2016-09-05 07:58:57', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA bell-ringer was sensationally sacked after ringing out the Star Wars theme from his village church just before a service.</b>\r\n\r\nSteven Jacobs, 27, and a pal played the Imperial March from the bell tower at St Gregory\'s Church in Bildeston on Tuesday - but locals failed to see the funny side when the imposing tune rang across the village, and complained to the vicar.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Rev Evan Elpuss, although a Star Wars fan himself, was furious because churchgoers were due to arrive at any moment.\r\n\r\nMr Jacobs, who has seen the latest Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens, 13 times already, said: "We thought we\'d do it for a laugh before everyone turned up. It sounded awesome - the lunchtime drinkers in the nearby Crown pub said they loved it - but the next thing I know I\'ve been sacked.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve been part of the bell-ringing group at Bildeston for 15 years, and am very upset. The church has gone completely over the top."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/484531447" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/484531447?et=kElcf5njQvVYRVaLsA6PVA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=qnunDfx_ceVLC9FYQhAoPKI3uNDYSv--oC51zM75cng=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center> Ding dong: Bell-ringers at St Gregory\'s Church in Bildeston</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Imperial March, composed by John Williams, is more associated with the first Star Wars trilogy and is the theme used to accompany Darth Vader and his evil dark side associates.\r\n\r\nMr Jacobs, who works as a carpenter in nearby Hitcham, said that dark side links may have been why the vicar sacked him.\r\n\r\nBut a source close to the church told the Suffolk Gazette Mr Jacobs had "deliberately distorted events”.\r\n\r\n"We appreciate that Steven is a bit of a joker," he said. "But there comes a point when you have to draw a line.\r\n\r\n"The Darth Vader\'s Imperial March is not an appropriate rallying call for a funeral, and Steven knows it. He might think the family didn\'t notice but believe me they did - we all did. The bells could be heard for miles around."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Church bell-ringer sacked for playing Star Wars theme', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2473-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-05 07:58:57', '2016-09-05 07:58:57', '', 2473, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2473-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4605, 1, '2016-09-05 11:47:02', '2016-09-05 11:47:02', '<b>A country boy from Suffolk has sung of his heartache after being shunned by his family because he moved in with a Norfolk \'broad\'.</b>\r\n\r\nChuck Cash, together with his Fenland Cowboys have made a song highlighting the terrible choice he had to make - because running off with a woman from *that* county would leave him a Suffolk outcast.\r\n\r\nYou can watch the song Suffolkation below, although it\'s likely Mr Cash, from Newmarket, chose the model in the video to significantly improve the appearance of his woman...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/cPQuB0yn5Ho" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk man shunned for running off with Norfolk \'broad\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-man-norfolk-broad', '', '', '2016-09-06 08:15:10', '2016-09-06 08:15:10', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4605', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4607, 1, '2016-09-05 11:45:15', '2016-09-05 11:45:15', '<b>A country boy from Suffolk has sung of his heartache after being shunned by his family because he moved in with a Norfolk \'broad\'.</b>\r\n\r\nChuck Cash, together with his Fenland Cowboys have made a song highlighting the terrible choice he had to make - because running off with a woman from *that* county would leave him a Suffolk outcast.\r\n\r\nYou can watch the song Suffolkation below, although it\'s likely Mr Cash, from Newmarket, chose the model in the video to significantly improve the appearance of his woman...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/cPQuB0yn5Ho" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk man shunned for running off with Norfolk \'broad\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4605-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-05 11:45:15', '2016-09-05 11:45:15', '', 4605, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4605-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4608, 1, '2016-09-06 08:13:47', '2016-09-06 08:13:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Phew! What a busy few weeks for those of us harvesting our allotments. Our beans went bananas, our spuds are bursting forth, the tomatoes are heading for a glut and our marrows are swelling like a rent boy in an MP\'s flat.</b>\r\n\r\nNot only that but it\'s time to get in the winter pansies!\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nKeen gardeners are pickling their beetroot, making jams and chutneys, bottling their gherkins and storing the apples and pears.\r\n\r\nIn Suffolk, the tractors have been working under floodlights to bring in the crops. I celebrated with a lovely Harvest Festival of sweet and sour pork and egg-fried rice.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/harvest-festival.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/harvest-festival.jpg" alt="harvest-festival" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4609" /></a><i>Bountiful: Just look at my harvest</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhat a time for us to count our blessings! It reminds me of the old belter <em>We Plough the Fields and Scatter</em>, which was set to music in 1800 and is still one of the most performed hymns in the United Kingdom.\r\n\r\nBetween culling the courgettes and picking the peppers, I rewrote the words to bring it more up to date.\r\n\r\nPlease sing out loud after a few jars of Adnams, and I\'m sure it will be good for your soul. All together now...\r\n\r\n<i>We plough the fields and scatter our bottles on the land,\r\nWe water our begonias, extended hose in hand.\r\nWe get the snow in winter and warmth to swell the grain,\r\nAnd if we get our hair done, it pisses down with rain.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\nAll good gifts around us,\r\nfrom Amazon online,\r\nOh Thankyou Lord, for all the beer\r\nAnd all the chilled white wine.\r\n\r\nWe buy our plants from Wyevale or go to B &Q,\r\nTogether with some charcoal lumps, to do our barbecue.\r\nWe get the Busy-Lizzies to do the flowerbed,\r\nThen nip along to Tesco... to buy our daily bread.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\n\r\nWe love our ride-on mowers: they cut the grass so good,\r\nUnless we got the Astro Turf to trick the neighbourhood.\r\nWe sprinkle round the Weedol, the nettles for to kill,\r\nWe thank you for our nights out.. and morning-after pill.\r\n\r\n(Chorus, and another beer)\r\n\r\nWe plough the fields and natter, about last night\'s TV.\r\nLike Poldark with his scythe out, or her on ITV,\r\nWe get the snow in winter, then warmth to swell the grain,\r\nWe get a shite hangover, then do it all again.\r\n\r\n(Rousing chorus: sing so loud it hurts)</i>\r\n\r\nWith all these award-winning lyrics, and being kept awake by tractors, I seek your forgiveness, dear readers, for not giving you my usual advice. Or answering your problems.\r\n\r\nApart from this one:\r\n\r\n* K V from Leicestershire: your compost heap certainly does seem attention. I would shred some copies of the Sunday Mirror and add it to the mix. Urinating on it, which adds nutrients, might make it all a bit better.\r\n\r\nSee you soon,\r\n\r\nAnita, la la la la la la la la. x x x\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'My modern-day version of Harvest Festival favourite', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'harvest-festival-plough-fields-scatter', '', '', '2016-09-07 10:36:55', '2016-09-07 10:36:55', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4608', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4610, 1, '2016-09-06 08:06:58', '2016-09-06 08:06:58', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Phew! What a busy few weeks for those of us harvesting our allotments. Our beans went bananas, our spuds are bursting forth, the tomatoes are heading for a glut and our marrows are swelling like a rent boy in an MP\'s flat.</b>\r\n\r\nNot only that but it\'s time to get in the winter pansies!\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nKeen gardeners are pickling their beetroot, making jams and chutneys, bottling their gherkins and storing the apples and pears.\r\n\r\nIn Suffolk, the tractors have been working under floodlights to bring in the crops. I celebrated with a lovely Harvest Festival of sweet and sour pork and egg-fried rice.\r\n\r\nWhat a time for us to count our blessings! It reminds me of the old belter WE PLOUGH THE FIELDS AND SCATTER, which was set to music in 1800 and is still one of the most performed hymns in the United Kingdom.\r\n\r\nBetween culling the courgettes and picking the peppers, I rewrote the words to bring it more up to date.\r\n\r\nPlease sing out loud after a few jars of Adnams and I\'m sure it will be good for your soul. All together now...\r\n\r\n<i>We plough the fields and scatter our bottles on the land,\r\nWe water our begonias, extended hose in hand.\r\nWe get the snow in winter and warmth to swell the grain,\r\nAnd if we get our hair done, it pisses down with rain.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\nAll good gifts around us,\r\nfrom Amazon online,\r\nOh Thankyou Lord, for all the beer\r\nAnd all the chilled white wine.\r\n\r\nWe buy our plants from Wyevale or go to B &Q,\r\nTogether with some charcoal lumps, to do our barbecue.\r\nWe get the Busy-Lizzies to do the flowerbed,\r\nThen nip along to Tesco... to buy our daily bread.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\n\r\nWe love our ride-on mowers: they cut the grass so good,\r\nUnless we got the Astro Turf to trick the neighbourhood.\r\nWe sprinkle round the Weedol, the nettles for to kill,\r\nWe thank you for our nights out.. and morning-after pill.\r\n\r\n(Chorus, and another beer)\r\n\r\nWe plough the fields and natter, about last night\'s TV.\r\nLike Poldark with his scythe out, or her on ITV,\r\nWe get the snow in winter, then warmth to swell the grain,\r\nWe get a shite hangover, then do it all again.\r\n\r\n(Rousing chorus: sing so loud it hurts)</i>\r\n\r\nWith all these award-winning lyrics, and being kept awake by tractors, I seek your forgiveness, dear readers, for not giving you my usual advice. Or answering your problems.\r\n\r\nApart from this one:\r\n\r\n* K V from Leicestershire: your compost heap certainly does seem attention. I would shred some copies of the Sunday Mirror and add it to the mix. Urinating on it, which adds nutrients, might make it all a bit better.\r\n\r\nSee you soon,\r\n\r\nAnita, la la la la la la la la. X X x\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'My modern-day version of a Harvest Festival favourite', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-06 08:06:58', '2016-09-06 08:06:58', '', 4608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4611, 1, '2016-09-06 08:08:21', '2016-09-06 08:08:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Phew! What a busy few weeks for those of us harvesting our allotments. Our beans went bananas, our spuds are bursting forth, the tomatoes are heading for a glut and our marrows are swelling like a rent boy in an MP\'s flat.</b>\r\n\r\nNot only that but it\'s time to get in the winter pansies!\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nKeen gardeners are pickling their beetroot, making jams and chutneys, bottling their gherkins and storing the apples and pears.\r\n\r\nIn Suffolk, the tractors have been working under floodlights to bring in the crops. I celebrated with a lovely Harvest Festival of sweet and sour pork and egg-fried rice.\r\n\r\nWhat a time for us to count our blessings! It reminds me of the old belter <em>We Plough the Fields and Scatter</em>, which was set to music in 1800 and is still one of the most performed hymns in the United Kingdom.\r\n\r\nBetween culling the courgettes and picking the peppers, I rewrote the words to bring it more up to date.\r\n\r\nPlease sing out loud after a few jars of Adnams, and I\'m sure it will be good for your soul. All together now...\r\n\r\n<i>We plough the fields and scatter our bottles on the land,\r\nWe water our begonias, extended hose in hand.\r\nWe get the snow in winter and warmth to swell the grain,\r\nAnd if we get our hair done, it pisses down with rain.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\nAll good gifts around us,\r\nfrom Amazon online,\r\nOh Thankyou Lord, for all the beer\r\nAnd all the chilled white wine.\r\n\r\nWe buy our plants from Wyevale or go to B &Q,\r\nTogether with some charcoal lumps, to do our barbecue.\r\nWe get the Busy-Lizzies to do the flowerbed,\r\nThen nip along to Tesco... to buy our daily bread.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\n\r\nWe love our ride-on mowers: they cut the grass so good,\r\nUnless we got the Astro Turf to trick the neighbourhood.\r\nWe sprinkle round the Weedol, the nettles for to kill,\r\nWe thank you for our nights out.. and morning-after pill.\r\n\r\n(Chorus, and another beer)\r\n\r\nWe plough the fields and natter, about last night\'s TV.\r\nLike Poldark with his scythe out, or her on ITV,\r\nWe get the snow in winter, then warmth to swell the grain,\r\nWe get a shite hangover, then do it all again.\r\n\r\n(Rousing chorus: sing so loud it hurts)</i>\r\n\r\nWith all these award-winning lyrics, and being kept awake by tractors, I seek your forgiveness, dear readers, for not giving you my usual advice. Or answering your problems.\r\n\r\nApart from this one:\r\n\r\n* K V from Leicestershire: your compost heap certainly does seem attention. I would shred some copies of the Sunday Mirror and add it to the mix. Urinating on it, which adds nutrients, might make it all a bit better.\r\n\r\nSee you soon,\r\n\r\nAnita, la la la la la la la la. x x x\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'My modern-day version of a Harvest Festival favourite', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-06 08:08:21', '2016-09-06 08:08:21', '', 4608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4612, 1, '2016-09-06 08:09:06', '2016-09-06 08:09:06', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Phew! What a busy few weeks for those of us harvesting our allotments. Our beans went bananas, our spuds are bursting forth, the tomatoes are heading for a glut and our marrows are swelling like a rent boy in an MP\'s flat.</b>\r\n\r\nNot only that but it\'s time to get in the winter pansies!\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nKeen gardeners are pickling their beetroot, making jams and chutneys, bottling their gherkins and storing the apples and pears.\r\n\r\nIn Suffolk, the tractors have been working under floodlights to bring in the crops. I celebrated with a lovely Harvest Festival of sweet and sour pork and egg-fried rice.\r\n\r\nWhat a time for us to count our blessings! It reminds me of the old belter <em>We Plough the Fields and Scatter</em>, which was set to music in 1800 and is still one of the most performed hymns in the United Kingdom.\r\n\r\nBetween culling the courgettes and picking the peppers, I rewrote the words to bring it more up to date.\r\n\r\nPlease sing out loud after a few jars of Adnams, and I\'m sure it will be good for your soul. All together now...\r\n\r\n<i>We plough the fields and scatter our bottles on the land,\r\nWe water our begonias, extended hose in hand.\r\nWe get the snow in winter and warmth to swell the grain,\r\nAnd if we get our hair done, it pisses down with rain.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\nAll good gifts around us,\r\nfrom Amazon online,\r\nOh Thankyou Lord, for all the beer\r\nAnd all the chilled white wine.\r\n\r\nWe buy our plants from Wyevale or go to B &Q,\r\nTogether with some charcoal lumps, to do our barbecue.\r\nWe get the Busy-Lizzies to do the flowerbed,\r\nThen nip along to Tesco... to buy our daily bread.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\n\r\nWe love our ride-on mowers: they cut the grass so good,\r\nUnless we got the Astro Turf to trick the neighbourhood.\r\nWe sprinkle round the Weedol, the nettles for to kill,\r\nWe thank you for our nights out.. and morning-after pill.\r\n\r\n(Chorus, and another beer)\r\n\r\nWe plough the fields and natter, about last night\'s TV.\r\nLike Poldark with his scythe out, or her on ITV,\r\nWe get the snow in winter, then warmth to swell the grain,\r\nWe get a shite hangover, then do it all again.\r\n\r\n(Rousing chorus: sing so loud it hurts)</i>\r\n\r\nWith all these award-winning lyrics, and being kept awake by tractors, I seek your forgiveness, dear readers, for not giving you my usual advice. Or answering your problems.\r\n\r\nApart from this one:\r\n\r\n* K V from Leicestershire: your compost heap certainly does seem attention. I would shred some copies of the Sunday Mirror and add it to the mix. Urinating on it, which adds nutrients, might make it all a bit better.\r\n\r\nSee you soon,\r\n\r\nAnita, la la la la la la la la. x x x\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'My modern-day version of Harvest Festival favourite', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-06 08:09:06', '2016-09-06 08:09:06', '', 4608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4613, 1, '2016-09-06 08:12:09', '2016-09-06 08:12:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Phew! What a busy few weeks for those of us harvesting our allotments. Our beans went bananas, our spuds are bursting forth, the tomatoes are heading for a glut and our marrows are swelling like a rent boy in an MP\'s flat.</b>\r\n\r\nNot only that but it\'s time to get in the winter pansies!\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nKeen gardeners are pickling their beetroot, making jams and chutneys, bottling their gherkins and storing the apples and pears.\r\n\r\nIn Suffolk, the tractors have been working under floodlights to bring in the crops. I celebrated with a lovely Harvest Festival of sweet and sour pork and egg-fried rice.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/harvest-festival.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/harvest-festival.jpg" alt="harvest-festival" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4609" /></a><i>Bountiful: Just look at my harvest</i><center><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhat a time for us to count our blessings! It reminds me of the old belter <em>We Plough the Fields and Scatter</em>, which was set to music in 1800 and is still one of the most performed hymns in the United Kingdom.\r\n\r\nBetween culling the courgettes and picking the peppers, I rewrote the words to bring it more up to date.\r\n\r\nPlease sing out loud after a few jars of Adnams, and I\'m sure it will be good for your soul. All together now...\r\n\r\n<i>We plough the fields and scatter our bottles on the land,\r\nWe water our begonias, extended hose in hand.\r\nWe get the snow in winter and warmth to swell the grain,\r\nAnd if we get our hair done, it pisses down with rain.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\nAll good gifts around us,\r\nfrom Amazon online,\r\nOh Thankyou Lord, for all the beer\r\nAnd all the chilled white wine.\r\n\r\nWe buy our plants from Wyevale or go to B &Q,\r\nTogether with some charcoal lumps, to do our barbecue.\r\nWe get the Busy-Lizzies to do the flowerbed,\r\nThen nip along to Tesco... to buy our daily bread.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\n\r\nWe love our ride-on mowers: they cut the grass so good,\r\nUnless we got the Astro Turf to trick the neighbourhood.\r\nWe sprinkle round the Weedol, the nettles for to kill,\r\nWe thank you for our nights out.. and morning-after pill.\r\n\r\n(Chorus, and another beer)\r\n\r\nWe plough the fields and natter, about last night\'s TV.\r\nLike Poldark with his scythe out, or her on ITV,\r\nWe get the snow in winter, then warmth to swell the grain,\r\nWe get a shite hangover, then do it all again.\r\n\r\n(Rousing chorus: sing so loud it hurts)</i>\r\n\r\nWith all these award-winning lyrics, and being kept awake by tractors, I seek your forgiveness, dear readers, for not giving you my usual advice. Or answering your problems.\r\n\r\nApart from this one:\r\n\r\n* K V from Leicestershire: your compost heap certainly does seem attention. I would shred some copies of the Sunday Mirror and add it to the mix. Urinating on it, which adds nutrients, might make it all a bit better.\r\n\r\nSee you soon,\r\n\r\nAnita, la la la la la la la la. x x x\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'My modern-day version of Harvest Festival favourite', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-06 08:12:09', '2016-09-06 08:12:09', '', 4608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4614, 1, '2016-09-06 08:12:44', '2016-09-06 08:12:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Phew! What a busy few weeks for those of us harvesting our allotments. Our beans went bananas, our spuds are bursting forth, the tomatoes are heading for a glut and our marrows are swelling like a rent boy in an MP\'s flat.</b>\r\n\r\nNot only that but it\'s time to get in the winter pansies!\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nKeen gardeners are pickling their beetroot, making jams and chutneys, bottling their gherkins and storing the apples and pears.\r\n\r\nIn Suffolk, the tractors have been working under floodlights to bring in the crops. I celebrated with a lovely Harvest Festival of sweet and sour pork and egg-fried rice.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/harvest-festival.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/harvest-festival.jpg" alt="harvest-festival" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4609" /></a><i>Bountiful: Just look at my harvest</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhat a time for us to count our blessings! It reminds me of the old belter <em>We Plough the Fields and Scatter</em>, which was set to music in 1800 and is still one of the most performed hymns in the United Kingdom.\r\n\r\nBetween culling the courgettes and picking the peppers, I rewrote the words to bring it more up to date.\r\n\r\nPlease sing out loud after a few jars of Adnams, and I\'m sure it will be good for your soul. All together now...\r\n\r\n<i>We plough the fields and scatter our bottles on the land,\r\nWe water our begonias, extended hose in hand.\r\nWe get the snow in winter and warmth to swell the grain,\r\nAnd if we get our hair done, it pisses down with rain.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\nAll good gifts around us,\r\nfrom Amazon online,\r\nOh Thankyou Lord, for all the beer\r\nAnd all the chilled white wine.\r\n\r\nWe buy our plants from Wyevale or go to B &Q,\r\nTogether with some charcoal lumps, to do our barbecue.\r\nWe get the Busy-Lizzies to do the flowerbed,\r\nThen nip along to Tesco... to buy our daily bread.\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\n\r\nWe love our ride-on mowers: they cut the grass so good,\r\nUnless we got the Astro Turf to trick the neighbourhood.\r\nWe sprinkle round the Weedol, the nettles for to kill,\r\nWe thank you for our nights out.. and morning-after pill.\r\n\r\n(Chorus, and another beer)\r\n\r\nWe plough the fields and natter, about last night\'s TV.\r\nLike Poldark with his scythe out, or her on ITV,\r\nWe get the snow in winter, then warmth to swell the grain,\r\nWe get a shite hangover, then do it all again.\r\n\r\n(Rousing chorus: sing so loud it hurts)</i>\r\n\r\nWith all these award-winning lyrics, and being kept awake by tractors, I seek your forgiveness, dear readers, for not giving you my usual advice. Or answering your problems.\r\n\r\nApart from this one:\r\n\r\n* K V from Leicestershire: your compost heap certainly does seem attention. I would shred some copies of the Sunday Mirror and add it to the mix. Urinating on it, which adds nutrients, might make it all a bit better.\r\n\r\nSee you soon,\r\n\r\nAnita, la la la la la la la la. x x x\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'My modern-day version of Harvest Festival favourite', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-06 08:12:44', '2016-09-06 08:12:44', '', 4608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4615, 0, '2016-09-06 09:29:29', '2016-09-06 09:29:29', 'Hi,\r\n\r\nWe run marketing for NB Gin and we\'d love to send Mabel - who you featured in your paper - a bottle of our gin. Could you supply her contact details?\r\n\r\nThanks,\r\n\r\nJohn Durrant\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: John Durrant\nAUTHOR EMAIL: john@jugglingswords.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 162.158.35.106\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; John Durrant\n    [2_Email] =&gt; john@jugglingswords.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi,\r\n\r\nWe run marketing for NB Gin and we\'d love to send Mabel - who you featured in your paper - a bottle of our gin. Could you supply her contact details?\r\n\r\nThanks,\r\n\r\nJohn Durrant \n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; b076482f9561bc5b54e5cde102b17ad9\n)\n', 'John Durrant - 2016-09-06 09:29:29', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'b076482f9561bc5b54e5cde102b17ad9', '', '', '2016-09-06 09:29:29', '2016-09-06 09:29:29', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4615', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4616, 0, '2016-09-06 19:23:55', '2016-09-06 19:23:55', 'Dear Editor,\r\nOne for your superb ‘Suffolk Gazette’ - maybe titled ‘A fall from grace’?\r\n(Although Essex born, and supposedly educated there, I send the Gazette ‘world-wide’ from our home of the last 10 years in Suffolk!)\r\nNext month, I will send you some fivers, printed in our former home of 30 years, Gt Ellingham (ie Naerfalk!).\r\nMind you, after 10 years in the glorious sunny county of Suffolk, they have somewhat faded and I reckon ‘The Greyhound’ in Ipswich will ban you for life should you present one for a pint of my favourite ale, Adnams?\r\nFrom the EDP - 08:09 06 September 2016 Christine Cunningham\r\nNorfolk landlord jailed for firing shotgun in air and telling tenants they had five minutes to leave.\r\nA landlord, who was said to have ‘lost control’, fired his 12 bore shotgun in the air before telling his tenants they had five minutes to leave, a court heard.\r\nMarcus Strong, 64, flew into a rage and after firing shots into the air, approached a couple who were renting a mobile home in the grounds of his home in Gunthorpe Lane, Briningham, Melton Constable, Norwich Crown Court heard.\r\nChris Youell, prosecuting, said the couple, who were both in their 60s, were told by their landlord Strong that they had just five minutes to get out.\r\n‘He had a gun in his hand and they were concerned about what he was going to do. ‘\r\nHe said the woman phoned 999 on her mobile and told police ‘Please help us. ‘\r\nMr Youell said that Strong then assaulted her husband and when she tried to intervene said Strong grabbed her round the neck and tried to take her mobile phone.\r\nIn the scuffle she suffered a cut to her lip and Strong then broke her phone in half.\r\nPolice arrived and arrested Strong and firearms, which had been legally held by Strong, were seized.\r\nMr Youell said the couple said the incident had a substantial effect on them.\r\nStrong admitted possession of a firearm with intent to cause fear of violence on July 4, this year, and also assaulting the couple and damaging property.\r\nJailing him for eight months, Judge Anthony Bate said he accepted that Strong was full of remorse for what he had done and had acted in a ‘wholly uncharacteristic‘ way.\r\nHe said Strong’s actions must have caused his tenants ‘consternation and fear‘.\r\nHe said that Strong’s firearms licence had been revoked and said: ‘You will never be in a position to hold a licence for a shotgun.‘\r\nMichael Clare, for Strong, who at one time had worked for the youth offending team in Norfolk, said: ‘He cannot explain why he completely lost it. He accepts that he did and said he just wanted to make a noise.‘\r\nHe said that he does not try to excuse his actions but said he lost control of himself.\r\n‘He is at a loss as to how this happened and escalated into such a serious incident.‘\r\nHe said that Strong had held a shotgun licence since the 1980s and had no previous convictions.\r\nHe said Strong was full of remorse: ‘The defendant knows his fall from grace will be particularly hard.‘\r\nKeep up the good work - you have found your vocation!\r\nKeep yew a troshin\' bor!\r\nPS I’m sure you can add a photograph of Grace?\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Major (Retd) John L Raybould TD** VR\nAUTHOR EMAIL: majorpipe@hotmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.19\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Major (Retd) John L Raybould TD** VR\n    [2_Email] =&gt; majorpipe@hotmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Dear Editor,\r\nOne for your superb ‘Suffolk Gazette’ - maybe titled ‘A fall from grace’?\r\n(Although Essex born, and supposedly educated there, I send the Gazette ‘world-wide’ from our home of the last 10 years in Suffolk!)\r\nNext month, I will send you some fivers, printed in our former home of 30 years, Gt Ellingham (ie Naerfalk!).\r\nMind you, after 10 years in the glorious sunny county of Suffolk, they have somewhat faded and I reckon ‘The Greyhound’ in Ipswich will ban you for life should you present one for a pint of my favourite ale, Adnams?\r\nFrom the EDP - 08:09 06 September 2016 Christine Cunningham\r\nNorfolk landlord jailed for firing shotgun in air and telling tenants they had five minutes to leave.\r\nA landlord, who was said to have ‘lost control’, fired his 12 bore shotgun in the air before telling his tenants they had five minutes to leave, a court heard.\r\nMarcus Strong, 64, flew into a rage and after firing shots into the air, approached a couple who were renting a mobile home in the grounds of his home in Gunthorpe Lane, Briningham, Melton Constable, Norwich Crown Court heard.\r\nChris Youell, prosecuting, said the couple, who were both in their 60s, were told by their landlord Strong that they had just five minutes to get out.\r\n‘He had a gun in his hand and they were concerned about what he was going to do. ‘\r\nHe said the woman phoned 999 on her mobile and told police ‘Please help us. ‘\r\nMr Youell said that Strong then assaulted her husband and when she tried to intervene said Strong grabbed her round the neck and tried to take her mobile phone.\r\nIn the scuffle she suffered a cut to her lip and Strong then broke her phone in half.\r\nPolice arrived and arrested Strong and firearms, which had been legally held by Strong, were seized.\r\nMr Youell said the couple said the incident had a substantial effect on them.\r\nStrong admitted possession of a firearm with intent to cause fear of violence on July 4, this year, and also assaulting the couple and damaging property.\r\nJailing him for eight months, Judge Anthony Bate said he accepted that Strong was full of remorse for what he had done and had acted in a ‘wholly uncharacteristic‘ way.\r\nHe said Strong’s actions must have caused his tenants ‘consternation and fear‘.\r\nHe said that Strong’s firearms licence had been revoked and said: ‘You will never be in a position to hold a licence for a shotgun.‘\r\nMichael Clare, for Strong, who at one time had worked for the youth offending team in Norfolk, said: ‘He cannot explain why he completely lost it. He accepts that he did and said he just wanted to make a noise.‘\r\nHe said that he does not try to excuse his actions but said he lost control of himself.\r\n‘He is at a loss as to how this happened and escalated into such a serious incident.‘\r\nHe said that Strong had held a shotgun licence since the 1980s and had no previous convictions.\r\nHe said Strong was full of remorse: ‘The defendant knows his fall from grace will be particularly hard.‘\r\nKeep up the good work - you have found your vocation!\r\nKeep yew a troshin\' bor!\r\nPS I’m sure you can add a photograph of Grace?\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 50824b9088703c6fa1884d470eb024e8\n)\n', 'Major (Retd) John L Raybould TD** VR - 2016-09-06 19:23:55', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '50824b9088703c6fa1884d470eb024e8', '', '', '2016-09-06 19:23:55', '2016-09-06 19:23:55', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4616', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4617, 0, '2016-09-07 08:57:22', '2016-09-07 08:57:22', 'Many thanks for putting our beloved county on the map...no such thing as bad publicly...a real pleasure being associated with "Game of Thrones" (don\'t think your beer count will increase by many though...lol)\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Kenny Pask\nAUTHOR EMAIL: kjpask1@aol.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.240\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Kenny Pask\n    [2_Email] =&gt; kjpask1@aol.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Many thanks for putting our beloved county on the map...no such thing as bad publicly...a real pleasure being associated with "Game of Thrones" (don\'t think your beer count will increase by many though...lol)\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 09ba0d20cc47d2c8b47ddd38aa7b20b5\n)\n', 'Kenny Pask - 2016-09-07 08:57:22', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '09ba0d20cc47d2c8b47ddd38aa7b20b5', '', '', '2016-09-07 08:57:22', '2016-09-07 08:57:22', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4617', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4618, 0, '2016-09-07 09:24:35', '2016-09-07 09:24:35', 'Dear Editor,\r\nOne for your superb ‘Suffolk Gazette’ - maybe titled ‘A fall from grace’!\r\n(Although Essex born, and supposedly educated there, I send the Gazette ‘world-wide’ from our home of the last 10 years in Suffolk!)\r\nNext month, I will send you some fivers, printed in our former home of 30 years, Gt Ellingham (ie Naerfalk!).\r\nMind you, after 10 years in the glorious sunny county of Suffolk, they have somewhat faded and I reckon ‘The Greyhound’ in Ipswich will ban you for life should you present one for a pint of my favourite ale, Adnams?\r\nFrom the EDP - 08:09 06 September 2016 Christine Cunningham\r\nNorfolk landlord jailed for firing shotgun in air and telling tenants they had five minutes to leave.\r\nA landlord, who was said to have ‘lost control’, fired his 12 bore shotgun in the air before telling his tenants they had five minutes to leave, a court heard.\r\nMarcus Strong, 64, flew into a rage and after firing shots into the air, approached a couple who were renting a mobile home in the grounds of his home in Gunthorpe Lane, Briningham, Melton Constable, Norwich Crown Court heard.\r\nChris Youell, prosecuting, said the couple, who were both in their 60s, were told by their landlord Strong that they had just five minutes to get out.\r\n‘He had a gun in his hand and they were concerned about what he was going to do. ‘\r\nHe said the woman phoned 999 on her mobile and told police ‘Please help us. ‘\r\nMr Youell said that Strong then assaulted her husband and when she tried to intervene said Strong grabbed her round the neck and tried to take her mobile phone.\r\nIn the scuffle she suffered a cut to her lip and Strong then broke her phone in half.\r\nPolice arrived and arrested Strong and firearms, which had been legally held by Strong, were seized.\r\nMr Youell said the couple said the incident had a substantial effect on them.\r\nStrong admitted possession of a firearm with intent to cause fear of violence on July 4, this year, and also assaulting the couple and damaging property.\r\nJailing him for eight months, Judge Anthony Bate said he accepted that Strong was full of remorse for what he had done and had acted in a ‘wholly uncharacteristic‘ way.\r\nHe said Strong’s actions must have caused his tenants ‘consternation and fear‘.\r\nHe said that Strong’s firearms licence had been revoked and said: ‘You will never be in a position to hold a licence for a shotgun.‘\r\nMichael Clare, for Strong, who at one time had worked for the youth offending team in Norfolk, said: ‘He cannot explain why he completely lost it. He accepts that he did and said he just wanted to make a noise.‘\r\nHe said that he does not try to excuse his actions but said he lost control of himself.\r\n‘He is at a loss as to how this happened and escalated into such a serious incident.‘\r\nHe said that Strong had held a shotgun licence since the 1980s and had no previous convictions.\r\nHe said Strong was full of remorse: ‘The defendant knows his fall from grace will be particularly hard.‘\r\nKeep up the good work - you have found your vocation!\r\nKeep yew a troshin\' bor!\r\nPS I’m sure you can add a photograph of Grace?\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: John L Raybould\nAUTHOR EMAIL: majorpipe@hotmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.19\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; John L Raybould\n    [2_Email] =&gt; majorpipe@hotmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Dear Editor,\r\nOne for your superb ‘Suffolk Gazette’ - maybe titled ‘A fall from grace’!\r\n(Although Essex born, and supposedly educated there, I send the Gazette ‘world-wide’ from our home of the last 10 years in Suffolk!)\r\nNext month, I will send you some fivers, printed in our former home of 30 years, Gt Ellingham (ie Naerfalk!).\r\nMind you, after 10 years in the glorious sunny county of Suffolk, they have somewhat faded and I reckon ‘The Greyhound’ in Ipswich will ban you for life should you present one for a pint of my favourite ale, Adnams?\r\nFrom the EDP - 08:09 06 September 2016 Christine Cunningham\r\nNorfolk landlord jailed for firing shotgun in air and telling tenants they had five minutes to leave.\r\nA landlord, who was said to have ‘lost control’, fired his 12 bore shotgun in the air before telling his tenants they had five minutes to leave, a court heard.\r\nMarcus Strong, 64, flew into a rage and after firing shots into the air, approached a couple who were renting a mobile home in the grounds of his home in Gunthorpe Lane, Briningham, Melton Constable, Norwich Crown Court heard.\r\nChris Youell, prosecuting, said the couple, who were both in their 60s, were told by their landlord Strong that they had just five minutes to get out.\r\n‘He had a gun in his hand and they were concerned about what he was going to do. ‘\r\nHe said the woman phoned 999 on her mobile and told police ‘Please help us. ‘\r\nMr Youell said that Strong then assaulted her husband and when she tried to intervene said Strong grabbed her round the neck and tried to take her mobile phone.\r\nIn the scuffle she suffered a cut to her lip and Strong then broke her phone in half.\r\nPolice arrived and arrested Strong and firearms, which had been legally held by Strong, were seized.\r\nMr Youell said the couple said the incident had a substantial effect on them.\r\nStrong admitted possession of a firearm with intent to cause fear of violence on July 4, this year, and also assaulting the couple and damaging property.\r\nJailing him for eight months, Judge Anthony Bate said he accepted that Strong was full of remorse for what he had done and had acted in a ‘wholly uncharacteristic‘ way.\r\nHe said Strong’s actions must have caused his tenants ‘consternation and fear‘.\r\nHe said that Strong’s firearms licence had been revoked and said: ‘You will never be in a position to hold a licence for a shotgun.‘\r\nMichael Clare, for Strong, who at one time had worked for the youth offending team in Norfolk, said: ‘He cannot explain why he completely lost it. He accepts that he did and said he just wanted to make a noise.‘\r\nHe said that he does not try to excuse his actions but said he lost control of himself.\r\n‘He is at a loss as to how this happened and escalated into such a serious incident.‘\r\nHe said that Strong had held a shotgun licence since the 1980s and had no previous convictions.\r\nHe said Strong was full of remorse: ‘The defendant knows his fall from grace will be particularly hard.‘\r\nKeep up the good work - you have found your vocation!\r\nKeep yew a troshin\' bor!\r\nPS I’m sure you can add a photograph of Grace?\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 24e1d60cbd94d0b1554acb56b12b4734\n)\n', 'John L Raybould - 2016-09-07 09:24:35', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '24e1d60cbd94d0b1554acb56b12b4734', '', '', '2016-09-07 09:24:35', '2016-09-07 09:24:35', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4618', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4619, 1, '2016-09-07 10:04:32', '2016-09-07 10:04:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz escort" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Investigations Team\r\n\r\nShamed MP Keith Vaz is today exposed trying to get his hands on ANOTHER 22-year-old escort.</b>\r\n\r\nOur team watched from the bushes as he made overtures to the model outside his London flat, where he was caught last week allegedly paying male prostitutes for sex.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Vaz, 59, resigned yesterday as chairman of the influential Home Affairs Committee after reports of his liaison with male escorts. He had allegedly asked them to bring along \'poppers\' drugs - and was said to have offered to buy them cocaine.\r\n\r\nHe told the men he was a washing machine salesman called Jim, prompting another exclusive in the Suffolk Gazette that he had subsequently endorsed <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/vaz-washing-powder/">Vaz Washing Powder</a>.\r\n\r\nMarried with two children, the Leicester MP blamed the Sunday Mirror newspaper for gutter journalism, while Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn implied it was a "private matter".\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive Suffolk Gazette photograph reveals Mr Vaz absolutely does have a fondness for escorts in their 20s. There is no suggestion he did anything wrong with the car.\r\n\r\nA trade insider described the escort as a "real goer" and "very reliable" - in other words, it would not sell its story to the newspapers.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'We catch Keith Vaz with 22-year-old escort', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'keith-vaz-escort', '', '', '2017-03-13 13:54:38', '2017-03-13 13:54:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4619', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4621, 1, '2016-09-07 10:00:20', '2016-09-07 10:00:20', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz escort" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Investigations Team\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz is today exposed trying to get his hands on ANOTHER 22-year-old escort.</b>\r\n\r\nOur team watched from the bushes as he made overtures to the model outside his London flat, where he was caught last week allegedly paying male prostitutes for sex.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Vaz resigned yesterday as chairman of the influential Home Affairs Select Committee after reports of his liaison with male escorts. He had allegedly asked them to bring along \r\n\'poppers\' sex drugs - and was said to have offered to buy them cocaine.\r\n\r\nMarried with two children, the Leicester MP blamed the Sunday Mirror newspaper for gutter journalism, while Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn implied it was a "private matter".\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive Suffolk Gazette photograph reveals Mr Vaz absolutely does have a fondness for escorts in their 20s.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Keith Vaz tries caught with 22-year-old escort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4619-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-07 10:00:20', '2016-09-07 10:00:20', '', 4619, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4619-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4622, 1, '2016-09-07 10:01:08', '2016-09-07 10:01:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz escort" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Investigations Team\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz is today exposed trying to get his hands on ANOTHER 22-year-old escort.</b>\r\n\r\nOur team watched from the bushes as he made overtures to the model outside his London flat, where he was caught last week allegedly paying male prostitutes for sex.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Vaz resigned yesterday as chairman of the influential Home Affairs Select Committee after reports of his liaison with male escorts. He had allegedly asked them to bring along \r\n\'poppers\' sex drugs - and was said to have offered to buy them cocaine.\r\n\r\nMarried with two children, the Leicester MP blamed the Sunday Mirror newspaper for gutter journalism, while Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn implied it was a "private matter".\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive Suffolk Gazette photograph reveals Mr Vaz absolutely does have a fondness for escorts in their 20s.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'We catch Keith Vaz with 22-year-old escort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4619-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-07 10:01:08', '2016-09-07 10:01:08', '', 4619, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4619-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4623, 1, '2016-09-07 10:04:32', '2016-09-07 10:04:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz escort" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Investigations Team\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz is today exposed trying to get his hands on ANOTHER 22-year-old escort.</b>\r\n\r\nOur team watched from the bushes as he made overtures to the model outside his London flat, where he was caught last week allegedly paying male prostitutes for sex.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Vaz, 59, resigned yesterday as chairman of the influential Home Affairs Committee after reports of his liaison with male escorts. He had allegedly asked them to bring along \r\n\'poppers\' sex drugs - and was said to have offered to buy them cocaine.\r\n\r\nMarried with two children, the Leicester MP blamed the Sunday Mirror newspaper for gutter journalism, while Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn implied it was a "private matter".\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive Suffolk Gazette photograph reveals Mr Vaz absolutely does have a fondness for escorts in their 20s. There is no suggestion he did anything wrong with the car.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'We catch Keith Vaz with 22-year-old escort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4619-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-07 10:04:32', '2016-09-07 10:04:32', '', 4619, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4619-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4624, 1, '2016-09-07 10:05:34', '2016-09-07 10:05:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz escort" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Investigations Team\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz is today exposed trying to get his hands on ANOTHER 22-year-old escort.</b>\r\n\r\nOur team watched from the bushes as he made overtures to the model outside his London flat, where he was caught last week allegedly paying male prostitutes for sex.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Vaz, 59, resigned yesterday as chairman of the influential Home Affairs Committee after reports of his liaison with male escorts. He had allegedly asked them to bring along \'poppers\' sex drugs - and was said to have offered to buy them cocaine.\r\n\r\nMarried with two children, the Leicester MP blamed the Sunday Mirror newspaper for gutter journalism, while Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn implied it was a "private matter".\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive Suffolk Gazette photograph reveals Mr Vaz absolutely does have a fondness for escorts in their 20s. There is no suggestion he did anything wrong with the car.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'We catch Keith Vaz with 22-year-old escort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4619-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-07 10:05:34', '2016-09-07 10:05:34', '', 4619, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4619-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4625, 1, '2016-09-07 10:15:49', '2016-09-07 10:15:49', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz escort" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4620" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Our Investigations Team\n\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz is today exposed trying to get his hands on ANOTHER 22-year-old escort.</b>\n\nOur team watched from the bushes as he made overtures to the model outside his London flat, where he was caught last week allegedly paying male prostitutes for sex.\n\n\n<br>\nMr Vaz, 59, resigned yesterday as chairman of the influential Home Affairs Committee after reports of his liaison with male escorts. He had allegedly asked them to bring along \'poppers\' sex drugs - and was said to have offered to buy them cocaine.\n\nHe told the men he was a washing machine salesman called Jim, prompting another exclusive in the Suffolk Gazette that he had subsequently endorsed <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/vaz-washing-powder/">Vaz Washing Powder</a>.\n\nMarried with two children, the Leicester MP blamed the Sunday Mirror newspaper for gutter journalism, while Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn implied it was a "private matter".\n\nBut this exclusive Suffolk Gazette photograph reveals Mr Vaz absolutely does have a fondness for escorts in their 20s. There is no suggestion he did anything wrong with the car.\n\nA trade insider described the escort as a "real goer" and "very reliable" - in other words, it would not sell its story to the newspapers.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'We catch Keith Vaz with 22-year-old escort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4619-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-07 10:15:49', '2016-09-07 10:15:49', '', 4619, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4619-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4626, 1, '2016-09-07 10:07:27', '2016-09-07 10:07:27', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz escort" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Investigations Team\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz is today exposed trying to get his hands on ANOTHER 22-year-old escort.</b>\r\n\r\nOur team watched from the bushes as he made overtures to the model outside his London flat, where he was caught last week allegedly paying male prostitutes for sex.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Vaz, 59, resigned yesterday as chairman of the influential Home Affairs Committee after reports of his liaison with male escorts. He had allegedly asked them to bring along \'poppers\' sex drugs - and was said to have offered to buy them cocaine.\r\n\r\nMarried with two children, the Leicester MP blamed the Sunday Mirror newspaper for gutter journalism, while Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn implied it was a "private matter".\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive Suffolk Gazette photograph reveals Mr Vaz absolutely does have a fondness for escorts in their 20s. There is no suggestion he did anything wrong with the car.\r\n\r\nA trade insider described the escort as a "real goer" and "very reliable" - in other words, it would not sell its story to the newspapers.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'We catch Keith Vaz with 22-year-old escort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4619-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-07 10:07:27', '2016-09-07 10:07:27', '', 4619, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4619-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4627, 1, '2016-09-07 10:15:58', '2016-09-07 10:15:58', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz escort" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Investigations Team\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz is today exposed trying to get his hands on ANOTHER 22-year-old escort.</b>\r\n\r\nOur team watched from the bushes as he made overtures to the model outside his London flat, where he was caught last week allegedly paying male prostitutes for sex.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Vaz, 59, resigned yesterday as chairman of the influential Home Affairs Committee after reports of his liaison with male escorts. He had allegedly asked them to bring along \'poppers\' sex drugs - and was said to have offered to buy them cocaine.\r\n\r\nHe told the men he was a washing machine salesman called Jim, prompting another exclusive in the Suffolk Gazette that he had subsequently endorsed <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/vaz-washing-powder/">Vaz Washing Powder</a>.\r\n\r\nMarried with two children, the Leicester MP blamed the Sunday Mirror newspaper for gutter journalism, while Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn implied it was a "private matter".\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive Suffolk Gazette photograph reveals Mr Vaz absolutely does have a fondness for escorts in their 20s. There is no suggestion he did anything wrong with the car.\r\n\r\nA trade insider described the escort as a "real goer" and "very reliable" - in other words, it would not sell its story to the newspapers.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'We catch Keith Vaz with 22-year-old escort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4619-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-07 10:15:58', '2016-09-07 10:15:58', '', 4619, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4619-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4629, 1, '2016-09-07 14:21:14', '2016-09-07 14:21:14', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz escort" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Investigations Team\r\n\r\nShamed sex scandal MP Keith Vaz is today exposed trying to get his hands on ANOTHER 22-year-old escort.</b>\r\n\r\nOur team watched from the bushes as he made overtures to the model outside his London flat, where he was caught last week allegedly paying male prostitutes for sex.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Vaz, 59, resigned yesterday as chairman of the influential Home Affairs Committee after reports of his liaison with male escorts. He had allegedly asked them to bring along \'poppers\' drugs - and was said to have offered to buy them cocaine.\r\n\r\nHe told the men he was a washing machine salesman called Jim, prompting another exclusive in the Suffolk Gazette that he had subsequently endorsed <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/vaz-washing-powder/">Vaz Washing Powder</a>.\r\n\r\nMarried with two children, the Leicester MP blamed the Sunday Mirror newspaper for gutter journalism, while Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn implied it was a "private matter".\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive Suffolk Gazette photograph reveals Mr Vaz absolutely does have a fondness for escorts in their 20s. There is no suggestion he did anything wrong with the car.\r\n\r\nA trade insider described the escort as a "real goer" and "very reliable" - in other words, it would not sell its story to the newspapers.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'We catch Keith Vaz with 22-year-old escort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4619-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-07 14:21:14', '2016-09-07 14:21:14', '', 4619, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4619-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4630, 1, '2016-09-07 14:21:55', '2016-09-07 14:21:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/keith-vaz-escort.jpg" alt="Keith Vaz escort" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Investigations Team\r\n\r\nShamed MP Keith Vaz is today exposed trying to get his hands on ANOTHER 22-year-old escort.</b>\r\n\r\nOur team watched from the bushes as he made overtures to the model outside his London flat, where he was caught last week allegedly paying male prostitutes for sex.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Vaz, 59, resigned yesterday as chairman of the influential Home Affairs Committee after reports of his liaison with male escorts. He had allegedly asked them to bring along \'poppers\' drugs - and was said to have offered to buy them cocaine.\r\n\r\nHe told the men he was a washing machine salesman called Jim, prompting another exclusive in the Suffolk Gazette that he had subsequently endorsed <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/vaz-washing-powder/">Vaz Washing Powder</a>.\r\n\r\nMarried with two children, the Leicester MP blamed the Sunday Mirror newspaper for gutter journalism, while Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn implied it was a "private matter".\r\n\r\nBut this exclusive Suffolk Gazette photograph reveals Mr Vaz absolutely does have a fondness for escorts in their 20s. There is no suggestion he did anything wrong with the car.\r\n\r\nA trade insider described the escort as a "real goer" and "very reliable" - in other words, it would not sell its story to the newspapers.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'We catch Keith Vaz with 22-year-old escort', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4619-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-07 14:21:55', '2016-09-07 14:21:55', '', 4619, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4619-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4631, 0, '2016-09-07 16:10:30', '2016-09-07 16:10:30', 'Canadians Tired Of Talking About The Weather\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Stevie Jay\nAUTHOR EMAIL: steviej@sympatico.ca\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 172.68.58.215\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Stevie Jay\n    [2_Email] =&gt; steviej@sympatico.ca\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Canadians Tired Of Talking About The Weather\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 0b97182f5a1b48e0a9c90ed12cf1d7b1\n)\n', 'Stevie Jay - 2016-09-07 16:10:30', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '0b97182f5a1b48e0a9c90ed12cf1d7b1', '', '', '2016-09-07 16:10:30', '2016-09-07 16:10:30', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4631', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4633, 1, '2017-09-05 12:20:51', '2017-09-05 12:20:51', '<strong>Upset house spiders have complained to press watchdogs after the media whipped up a deadly hate campaign against them.</strong>\n\nEvery newspaper and TV news station has reported about millions of huge spiders invading houses - and given advice about how to keep them out.\n\nThey have also been terrifying everyone with claims that the venomous false widow spider is on the march across Britain.\n\n\n\nA perfect storm of summer weather conditions and abundance of food has increased the number of spiders harmlessly hanging about minding their own business.\n\nBut that has been seized upon by evil press barons looking to make money out of their readers\' fears.\n\nLast night Boris, a friendly spider in Suffolk who represents the nation\'s arachnid population, said: "Alwight, guv\'nor. We\'re \'armless. No really, we have eight legs and no arms.\n\n"Thanks to the press everyone now wants to kill us. We\'re in a right two and eight," complained Boris, 3, who moved from London\'s East End to Suffolk because he\'d heard people were nicer there.\n\n"All we want to do is find a mate at this time of year, so we wander about a bit looking for \'em. Now we have to watch out for humans dropping books on us, or desperately yelling at their dogs or cats to eat us."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="276" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1757" /></a><br><br>\n\nBoris has now scribbled a letter in his spidery handwriting to the Independent Press Standards Organisation, claiming journalists are preying on readers\' irrational fears.\n\n"Reporters are spinning a web of lies about us," said Boris, who has 743 children.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAnother spider, Jim, from Bury St Edmunds, added: "Don\'t believe everything you read in the papers  - for example, we actually love playing conkers, so leaving a chestnut in the corner of your room isn\'t going to scare us off."\n\nA spokesman for IPSO said they would review Boris\' complaint.\n\nAn insider at Entomologist Concern said: "Spiders are friendly little creatures just going about their business. There really is no need to be so nasty to them."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n\n', 'Spiders complain about media hate campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1756-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-05 12:20:51', '2017-09-05 12:20:51', '', 1756, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1756-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4634, 1, '2016-09-08 07:58:54', '2016-09-08 07:58:54', '<b>Upset house spiders have complained to press watchdogs after the media whipped up a deadly hate campaign against them.</b>\r\n\r\nEvery newspaper and TV news station has reported about millions of huge spiders invading houses - and given advice about how to keep them out.\r\n\r\nThey have also been terrifying everyone with claims that the venomous false widow spider is on the march across Britain.\r\n\r\n[Adsense-A]\r\n<br>\r\nA perfect storm of summer weather conditions and abundance of food has increased the number of spiders harmlessly hanging about minding their own business.\r\n\r\nBut that has been seized upon by evil press barons looking to make money out of their readers\' fears.\r\n\r\nLast night Boris, a friendly spider in Suffolk who represents the nation\'s arachnid population, said: "Alwight, guv\'nor. We\'re \'armless. No really, we have eight legs and no arms.\r\n\r\n"Thanks to the press everyone now wants to kill us. We\'re in a right two and eight," complained Boris, 3, who moved from London\'s East End to Suffolk because he\'d heard people were nicer there.\r\n\r\n"All we want to do is find a mate at this time of year, so we wander about a bit looking for \'em. Now we have to watch out for humans dropping books on us, or desperately yelling at their dogs or cats to eat us."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="276" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1757" /></a></center><center><I>Boris, the friendly but upset Suffolk spider</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nBoris has now scribbled a letter in his spidery handwriting to the Independent Press Standards Organisation, claiming journalists are preying on readers\' irrational fears.\r\n\r\n"Reporters are spinning a web of lies about us," said Boris, who has 743 children.\r\n\r\nAnother spider, Jim, from Bury St Edmunds, added: "Don\'t believe everything you read in the papers  - for example, we actually love playing conkers, so leaving a chestnut in the corner of your room isn\'t going to scare us off."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for IPSO said they would review Boris\' complaint.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Entomologist Concern said: "Spiders are friendly little creatures just going about their business. There really is no need to be so nasty to them."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>\r\n', 'Spiders complain about media hate campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1756-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-08 07:58:54', '2016-09-08 07:58:54', '', 1756, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1756-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4635, 1, '2016-09-08 07:59:20', '2016-09-08 07:59:20', '<b>Upset house spiders have complained to press watchdogs after the media whipped up a deadly hate campaign against them.</b>\r\n\r\nEvery newspaper and TV news station has reported about millions of huge spiders invading houses - and given advice about how to keep them out.\r\n\r\nThey have also been terrifying everyone with claims that the venomous false widow spider is on the march across Britain.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA perfect storm of summer weather conditions and abundance of food has increased the number of spiders harmlessly hanging about minding their own business.\r\n\r\nBut that has been seized upon by evil press barons looking to make money out of their readers\' fears.\r\n\r\nLast night Boris, a friendly spider in Suffolk who represents the nation\'s arachnid population, said: "Alwight, guv\'nor. We\'re \'armless. No really, we have eight legs and no arms.\r\n\r\n"Thanks to the press everyone now wants to kill us. We\'re in a right two and eight," complained Boris, 3, who moved from London\'s East End to Suffolk because he\'d heard people were nicer there.\r\n\r\n"All we want to do is find a mate at this time of year, so we wander about a bit looking for \'em. Now we have to watch out for humans dropping books on us, or desperately yelling at their dogs or cats to eat us."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="276" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1757" /></a></center><center><I>Boris, the friendly but upset Suffolk spider</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nBoris has now scribbled a letter in his spidery handwriting to the Independent Press Standards Organisation, claiming journalists are preying on readers\' irrational fears.\r\n\r\n"Reporters are spinning a web of lies about us," said Boris, who has 743 children.\r\n\r\nAnother spider, Jim, from Bury St Edmunds, added: "Don\'t believe everything you read in the papers  - for example, we actually love playing conkers, so leaving a chestnut in the corner of your room isn\'t going to scare us off."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for IPSO said they would review Boris\' complaint.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Entomologist Concern said: "Spiders are friendly little creatures just going about their business. There really is no need to be so nasty to them."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>\r\n', 'Spiders complain about media hate campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1756-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-08 07:59:20', '2016-09-08 07:59:20', '', 1756, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1756-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4642, 1, '2016-09-09 10:21:30', '2016-09-09 10:21:30', '<strong>By Our Foreign Affairs Staff\r\n\r\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un caused outrage today by setting off a huge nuclear explosion while holidaying in his caravan on the Suffolk coast.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe despot feasted last night on a tasty-but-spicy curry at an Indian restaurant in Leiston, and was still suffering the consequences when he woke up in his caravan at Sizewell this morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRather than stink the place out, he wandered down to the beach, which is popular with holidaymakers and dog walkers, to set off the explosion towards the North Sea.\r\n\r\nBut the resulting blast, captured on film and passed to the Suffolk Gazette by a concerned reader, was so huge it registered a 5.3 magnitude tremor, while the vindaloo and onion bhaji fallout is still being felt as far away as Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg" alt="Kim Jong Un nuclear explosion in Suffolk" width="548" height="347" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4643" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nWorld leaders were furious, threatening further sanctions against the rogue state. Even China, a long-term ally of North Korea, has now seemingly turned its nose up.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed last year how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">Mr Jong-Un had purchased a caravan at Sizewell</a> after falling in love the area during a secret visit to the local power station.\r\n\r\nOur Editor even got an <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/">exclusive interview with Kim Jong-Un</a>, where he backed the leadership of good comrade Jeremy Corbyn.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nUp to now he has enjoyed peace and quiet on his trips to Suffolk, with his secret service ensuring he was not bothered by inquisitive locals.\r\n\r\nHowever that may now change, with an action group being created to monitor all Kim Jong-Un\'s movements, particularly after a curry.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Fury as Kim Jong-un detonates Sizewell nuclear blast', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'kim-jong-un-nuclear-blast', '', '', '2017-09-06 16:29:15', '2017-09-06 16:29:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4642', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4644, 1, '2016-09-09 10:03:00', '2016-09-09 10:03:00', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our World Affairs Team\r\n\r\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un caused outrage today by setting off a huge nuclear explosion while holidaying in his caravan on the Suffolk coast.</br>\r\n\r\nThe despot feasted last night on a tasty-but-spicy curry at an Indian restaurant in Leiston, and was still suffering the consequences when he woke up in his caravan at Sizewell this morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nRather than stink the place out, he wandered down to the beach, popular with holidaymakers and dog walkers, to set off the explosion towards the North Sea.\r\n\r\nBut the reslulting explosion, captured on film and passed to the Suffolk Gazette by a concerned reader, was so huge it registered a 5.3 magnitude tremor, while the vindaloo and onion bhaji fall out is still being felt as far away as Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg" alt="Kim Jong Un nuclear explosion in Suffolk" width="548" height="347" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4643" /></a><i>There she blows: Kim Jong-Un lets rip on Sizewell beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4642-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-09 10:03:00', '2016-09-09 10:03:00', '', 4642, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4642-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4645, 1, '2016-09-09 10:19:20', '2016-09-09 10:19:20', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our World Affairs Team\r\n\r\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un caused outrage today by setting off a huge nuclear explosion while holidaying in his caravan on the Suffolk coast.</br>\r\n\r\nThe despot feasted last night on a tasty-but-spicy curry at an Indian restaurant in Leiston, and was still suffering the consequences when he woke up in his caravan at Sizewell this morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nRather than stink the place out, he wandered down to the beach, which is popular with holidaymakers and dog walkers, to set off the explosion towards the North Sea.\r\n\r\nBut the resulting blast, captured on film and passed to the Suffolk Gazette by a concerned reader, was so huge it registered a 5.3 magnitude tremor, while the vindaloo and onion bhaji fallout is still being felt as far away as Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg" alt="Kim Jong Un nuclear explosion in Suffolk" width="548" height="347" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4643" /></a><i>There she blows: Kim Jong-Un lets rip on Sizewell beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWorld leaders were furious, threatening further sanctions against the rogue state. Even China, a long-term ally of North Korea, has now seemingly turned its nose up.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed last year how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">Mr Jong-Un had purchased a caravan at Sizewell</a> after falling in love the area during a secret visit to the local power station.\r\n\r\nOur Editor even got an <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/">exclusive interview with Kim Jong-Un</a>, where he backed the leadership of good comrade Jeremy Corbyn.\r\n\r\nUp to now he has enjoyed peace and quiet on his trips to Suffolk, with his secret service ensuring he was not bothered by inquisitive locals.\r\n\r\nHowever that may now change, with an action group being created to monitor all Kim Jong-Un\'s movements, particularly after a curry.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as Kim Jong-Un detonates nuclear blast on Suffolk Coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4642-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-09 10:19:20', '2016-09-09 10:19:20', '', 4642, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4642-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4646, 1, '2016-09-09 10:20:50', '2016-09-09 10:20:50', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our World Affairs Team\r\n\r\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un caused outrage today by setting off a huge nuclear explosion while holidaying in his caravan on the Suffolk coast.</br>\r\n\r\nThe despot feasted last night on a tasty-but-spicy curry at an Indian restaurant in Leiston, and was still suffering the consequences when he woke up in his caravan at Sizewell this morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nRather than stink the place out, he wandered down to the beach, which is popular with holidaymakers and dog walkers, to set off the explosion towards the North Sea.\r\n\r\nBut the resulting blast, captured on film and passed to the Suffolk Gazette by a concerned reader, was so huge it registered a 5.3 magnitude tremor, while the vindaloo and onion bhaji fallout is still being felt as far away as Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg" alt="Kim Jong Un nuclear explosion in Suffolk" width="548" height="347" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4643" /></a><i>There she blows: Kim Jong-Un lets rip on Sizewell beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWorld leaders were furious, threatening further sanctions against the rogue state. Even China, a long-term ally of North Korea, has now seemingly turned its nose up.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed last year how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">Mr Jong-Un had purchased a caravan at Sizewell</a> after falling in love the area during a secret visit to the local power station.\r\n\r\nOur Editor even got an <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/">exclusive interview with Kim Jong-Un</a>, where he backed the leadership of good comrade Jeremy Corbyn.\r\n\r\nUp to now he has enjoyed peace and quiet on his trips to Suffolk, with his secret service ensuring he was not bothered by inquisitive locals.\r\n\r\nHowever that may now change, with an action group being created to monitor all Kim Jong-Un\'s movements, particularly after a curry.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as Kim Jong-Un detonates Sizewell nuclear blast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4642-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-09 10:20:50', '2016-09-09 10:20:50', '', 4642, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4642-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4647, 1, '2016-09-09 10:21:30', '2016-09-09 10:21:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Foreign Affairs Staff\r\n\r\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un caused outrage today by setting off a huge nuclear explosion while holidaying in his caravan on the Suffolk coast.</b>\r\n\r\nThe despot feasted last night on a tasty-but-spicy curry at an Indian restaurant in Leiston, and was still suffering the consequences when he woke up in his caravan at Sizewell this morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nRather than stink the place out, he wandered down to the beach, which is popular with holidaymakers and dog walkers, to set off the explosion towards the North Sea.\r\n\r\nBut the resulting blast, captured on film and passed to the Suffolk Gazette by a concerned reader, was so huge it registered a 5.3 magnitude tremor, while the vindaloo and onion bhaji fallout is still being felt as far away as Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg" alt="Kim Jong Un nuclear explosion in Suffolk" width="548" height="347" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4643" /></a><i>There she blows: Kim Jong-Un lets rip on Sizewell beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWorld leaders were furious, threatening further sanctions against the rogue state. Even China, a long-term ally of North Korea, has now seemingly turned its nose up.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed last year how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">Mr Jong-Un had purchased a caravan at Sizewell</a> after falling in love the area during a secret visit to the local power station.\r\n\r\nOur Editor even got an <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/">exclusive interview with Kim Jong-Un</a>, where he backed the leadership of good comrade Jeremy Corbyn.\r\n\r\nUp to now he has enjoyed peace and quiet on his trips to Suffolk, with his secret service ensuring he was not bothered by inquisitive locals.\r\n\r\nHowever that may now change, with an action group being created to monitor all Kim Jong-Un\'s movements, particularly after a curry.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as Kim Jong-Un detonates Sizewell nuclear blast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4642-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-09 10:21:30', '2016-09-09 10:21:30', '', 4642, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4642-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4648, 1, '2016-09-10 11:11:12', '2016-09-10 11:11:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="Taylor Swift Tom Hiddleston Aldeburgh" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4650" /></a><i>Moot point: Taylor Swift did not appreciate the local uniform in Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTaylor Swift dumped dishy actor Tom Hiddleston after realising what her future life would be like on the Suffolk coast.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity couple spent time in the county visiting his family, but multi-award winning singer Taylor, 26, was aghast when she saw what her boyfriend would turn into.\r\n\r\nA pal told the Suffolk Gazette: "There were old people everywhere. All the men wore a uniform of red trousers and Tweed or Barbour jackets, and played golf. She felt sickened."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe loved-up couple were snapped strolling along Suffolk beaches with 35-year-old Tom\'s mother in June, just one month into their romance.\r\n\r\nBut <i>Night Manager</i> star Tom\'s dream of settling down in Suffolk were dashed by Taylor\'s view of local life.\r\n\r\nThe pal explained: "She couldn’t bear to stay there another day. Oh my god, the smell of lavender and the stupid trousers! Taylor just felt she could not fit in with the Aldeburgh or Southwold sets.\r\n\r\n"She asked Tom if they could spend some time in Haverhill instead, but he was having none of it."\r\n\r\nNews emerged of their split last week, but the real reason behind it can only revealed today.\r\n\r\nSwift is no stranger to Suffolk, having already dated Framlingham music sensation Ed Sheeran. She spent time with him in the town, including trips to his favourite pub.\r\n\r\nOther Suffolk celebrities, including former Tory minister Norman Tebbit and television funnyman Griff Rhys Jones, are now on the alert in case Taylor wanted to make it third time lucky with a local man.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Taylor Swift dumped Tom Hiddleston over red trousers fear', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston', '', '', '2016-09-10 11:19:02', '2016-09-10 11:19:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4648', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4649, 1, '2016-09-10 10:35:00', '2016-09-10 10:35:00', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTaylor Swift dumped dishy actor Tom Hiddleston after realising what her future life would be like on the Suffolk coast.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity couple spent time in the county visiting his family, but multi-award winning singer Taylor, 26, was aghast when she saw what her would-be husband would turn into.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal told the Suffolk Gazette: "There were old people everywhere. All the men wore a uniform of red trousers and Tweed or Barbour jackets, and played golf. She felt sickened."\r\n\r\nThe loved-up couple were snapped strolling along Suffolk beaches with 35-year-old Tom\'s mother in June, just one month into their romance.\r\n\r\nBut Night Manager star Tom\'s dream of settling down in Suffolk were dashed by Taylor\'s view of local life.\r\n\r\nThe pal explained: "She couldn’t bear to stay there another day. Oh my god, the smell of lavender and the stupid trousers! Taylor just felt she could not fit in with the Aldeburgh or Southwold set.\r\n\r\n"She asked Tom if they could spend some time in Haverhill, but he was having none of it."\r\n\r\nNews emerged of their split last week, but the real reason behind is only revealed today.\r\n\r\nSwift is no stranger to Suffolk, having already dated Framlingham music sensation Ed Sheeran. She spent time with him in the town, including trips to his favourite pub.\r\n\r\nOther Suffolk celebrities, including former Tory minister Norman Tebbit and television funnyman Griff Rhys Jones, are now on the alert in case Taylor wanted to make it third time lucky with a local man.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Taylor Swift dumped Tom Hiddleston over red trousers fear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4648-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-10 10:35:00', '2016-09-10 10:35:00', '', 4648, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4648-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4651, 1, '2016-09-10 11:05:27', '2016-09-10 11:05:27', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="Taylor Swift Tom Hiddleston Aldeburgh" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4650" /></a><i>Moot point: Taylor Swift did not local the local uniform in Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTaylor Swift dumped dishy actor Tom Hiddleston after realising what her future life would be like on the Suffolk coast.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity couple spent time in the county visiting his family, but multi-award winning singer Taylor, 26, was aghast when she saw what her would-be husband would turn into.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal told the Suffolk Gazette: "There were old people everywhere. All the men wore a uniform of red trousers and Tweed or Barbour jackets, and played golf. She felt sickened."\r\n\r\nThe loved-up couple were snapped strolling along Suffolk beaches with 35-year-old Tom\'s mother in June, just one month into their romance.\r\n\r\nBut Night Manager star Tom\'s dream of settling down in Suffolk were dashed by Taylor\'s view of local life.\r\n\r\nThe pal explained: "She couldn’t bear to stay there another day. Oh my god, the smell of lavender and the stupid trousers! Taylor just felt she could not fit in with the Aldeburgh or Southwold set.\r\n\r\n"She asked Tom if they could spend some time in Haverhill, but he was having none of it."\r\n\r\nNews emerged of their split last week, but the real reason behind is only revealed today.\r\n\r\nSwift is no stranger to Suffolk, having already dated Framlingham music sensation Ed Sheeran. She spent time with him in the town, including trips to his favourite pub.\r\n\r\nOther Suffolk celebrities, including former Tory minister Norman Tebbit and television funnyman Griff Rhys Jones, are now on the alert in case Taylor wanted to make it third time lucky with a local man.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Taylor Swift dumped Tom Hiddleston over red trousers fear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4648-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-10 11:05:27', '2016-09-10 11:05:27', '', 4648, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4648-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4652, 1, '2016-09-10 11:07:07', '2016-09-10 11:07:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="Taylor Swift Tom Hiddleston Aldeburgh" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4650" /></a><i>Moot point: Taylor Swift did not appreciate the local uniform in Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTaylor Swift dumped dishy actor Tom Hiddleston after realising what her future life would be like on the Suffolk coast.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity couple spent time in the county visiting his family, but multi-award winning singer Taylor, 26, was aghast when she saw what her would-be husband would turn into.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal told the Suffolk Gazette: "There were old people everywhere. All the men wore a uniform of red trousers and Tweed or Barbour jackets, and played golf. She felt sickened."\r\n\r\nThe loved-up couple were snapped strolling along Suffolk beaches with 35-year-old Tom\'s mother in June, just one month into their romance.\r\n\r\nBut Night Manager star Tom\'s dream of settling down in Suffolk were dashed by Taylor\'s view of local life.\r\n\r\nThe pal explained: "She couldn’t bear to stay there another day. Oh my god, the smell of lavender and the stupid trousers! Taylor just felt she could not fit in with the Aldeburgh or Southwold set.\r\n\r\n"She asked Tom if they could spend some time in Haverhill, but he was having none of it."\r\n\r\nNews emerged of their split last week, but the real reason behind is only revealed today.\r\n\r\nSwift is no stranger to Suffolk, having already dated Framlingham music sensation Ed Sheeran. She spent time with him in the town, including trips to his favourite pub.\r\n\r\nOther Suffolk celebrities, including former Tory minister Norman Tebbit and television funnyman Griff Rhys Jones, are now on the alert in case Taylor wanted to make it third time lucky with a local man.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Taylor Swift dumped Tom Hiddleston over red trousers fear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4648-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-10 11:07:07', '2016-09-10 11:07:07', '', 4648, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4648-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4653, 1, '2016-09-10 11:08:24', '2016-09-10 11:08:24', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="Taylor Swift Tom Hiddleston Aldeburgh" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4650" /></a><i>Moot point: Taylor Swift did not appreciate the local uniform in Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTaylor Swift dumped dishy actor Tom Hiddleston after realising what her future life would be like on the Suffolk coast.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity couple spent time in the county visiting his family, but multi-award winning singer Taylor, 26, was aghast when she saw what her boyfriend would turn into.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal told the Suffolk Gazette: "There were old people everywhere. All the men wore a uniform of red trousers and Tweed or Barbour jackets, and played golf. She felt sickened."\r\n\r\nThe loved-up couple were snapped strolling along Suffolk beaches with 35-year-old Tom\'s mother in June, just one month into their romance.\r\n\r\nBut Night Manager star Tom\'s dream of settling down in Suffolk were dashed by Taylor\'s view of local life.\r\n\r\nThe pal explained: "She couldn’t bear to stay there another day. Oh my god, the smell of lavender and the stupid trousers! Taylor just felt she could not fit in with the Aldeburgh or Southwold set.\r\n\r\n"She asked Tom if they could spend some time in Haverhill, but he was having none of it."\r\n\r\nNews emerged of their split last week, but the real reason behind is only revealed today.\r\n\r\nSwift is no stranger to Suffolk, having already dated Framlingham music sensation Ed Sheeran. She spent time with him in the town, including trips to his favourite pub.\r\n\r\nOther Suffolk celebrities, including former Tory minister Norman Tebbit and television funnyman Griff Rhys Jones, are now on the alert in case Taylor wanted to make it third time lucky with a local man.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Taylor Swift dumped Tom Hiddleston over red trousers fear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4648-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-10 11:08:24', '2016-09-10 11:08:24', '', 4648, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4648-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4654, 1, '2016-09-10 11:11:12', '2016-09-10 11:11:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="Taylor Swift Tom Hiddleston Aldeburgh" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4650" /></a><i>Moot point: Taylor Swift did not appreciate the local uniform in Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTaylor Swift dumped dishy actor Tom Hiddleston after realising what her future life would be like on the Suffolk coast.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity couple spent time in the county visiting his family, but multi-award winning singer Taylor, 26, was aghast when she saw what her boyfriend would turn into.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal told the Suffolk Gazette: "There were old people everywhere. All the men wore a uniform of red trousers and Tweed or Barbour jackets, and played golf. She felt sickened."\r\n\r\nThe loved-up couple were snapped strolling along Suffolk beaches with 35-year-old Tom\'s mother in June, just one month into their romance.\r\n\r\nBut Night Manager star Tom\'s dream of settling down in Suffolk were dashed by Taylor\'s view of local life.\r\n\r\nThe pal explained: "She couldn’t bear to stay there another day. Oh my god, the smell of lavender and the stupid trousers! Taylor just felt she could not fit in with the Aldeburgh or Southwold sets.\r\n\r\n"She asked Tom if they could spend some time in Haverhill, but he was having none of it."\r\n\r\nNews emerged of their split last week, but the real reason behind is only revealed today.\r\n\r\nSwift is no stranger to Suffolk, having already dated Framlingham music sensation Ed Sheeran. She spent time with him in the town, including trips to his favourite pub.\r\n\r\nOther Suffolk celebrities, including former Tory minister Norman Tebbit and television funnyman Griff Rhys Jones, are now on the alert in case Taylor wanted to make it third time lucky with a local man.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Taylor Swift dumped Tom Hiddleston over red trousers fear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4648-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-10 11:11:12', '2016-09-10 11:11:12', '', 4648, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4648-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4655, 1, '2016-09-10 11:12:13', '2016-09-10 11:12:13', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="Taylor Swift Tom Hiddleston Aldeburgh" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4650" /></a><i>Moot point: Taylor Swift did not appreciate the local uniform in Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTaylor Swift dumped dishy actor Tom Hiddleston after realising what her future life would be like on the Suffolk coast.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity couple spent time in the county visiting his family, but multi-award winning singer Taylor, 26, was aghast when she saw what her boyfriend would turn into.\r\n\r\nA pal told the Suffolk Gazette: "There were old people everywhere. All the men wore a uniform of red trousers and Tweed or Barbour jackets, and played golf. She felt sickened."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe loved-up couple were snapped strolling along Suffolk beaches with 35-year-old Tom\'s mother in June, just one month into their romance.\r\n\r\nBut Night Manager star Tom\'s dream of settling down in Suffolk were dashed by Taylor\'s view of local life.\r\n\r\nThe pal explained: "She couldn’t bear to stay there another day. Oh my god, the smell of lavender and the stupid trousers! Taylor just felt she could not fit in with the Aldeburgh or Southwold sets.\r\n\r\n"She asked Tom if they could spend some time in Haverhill, but he was having none of it."\r\n\r\nNews emerged of their split last week, but the real reason behind is only revealed today.\r\n\r\nSwift is no stranger to Suffolk, having already dated Framlingham music sensation Ed Sheeran. She spent time with him in the town, including trips to his favourite pub.\r\n\r\nOther Suffolk celebrities, including former Tory minister Norman Tebbit and television funnyman Griff Rhys Jones, are now on the alert in case Taylor wanted to make it third time lucky with a local man.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Taylor Swift dumped Tom Hiddleston over red trousers fear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4648-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-10 11:12:13', '2016-09-10 11:12:13', '', 4648, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4648-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4656, 1, '2016-09-10 11:18:02', '2016-09-10 11:18:02', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="Taylor Swift Tom Hiddleston Aldeburgh" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4650" /></a><i>Moot point: Taylor Swift did not appreciate the local uniform in Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\n\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\n\nTaylor Swift dumped dishy actor Tom Hiddleston after realising what her future life would be like on the Suffolk coast.</b>\n\nThe celebrity couple spent time in the county visiting his family, but multi-award winning singer Taylor, 26, was aghast when she saw what her boyfriend would turn into.\n\nA pal told the Suffolk Gazette: "There were old people everywhere. All the men wore a uniform of red trousers and Tweed or Barbour jackets, and played golf. She felt sickened."\n\n\n<br>\nThe loved-up couple were snapped strolling along Suffolk beaches with 35-year-old Tom\'s mother in June, just one month into their romance.\n\nBut <Night Manager star Tom\'s dream of settling down in Suffolk were dashed by Taylor\'s view of local life.\n\nThe pal explained: "She couldn’t bear to stay there another day. Oh my god, the smell of lavender and the stupid trousers! Taylor just felt she could not fit in with the Aldeburgh or Southwold sets.\n\n"She asked Tom if they could spend some time in Haverhill, but he was having none of it."\n\nNews emerged of their split last week, but the real reason behind is only revealed today.\n\nSwift is no stranger to Suffolk, having already dated Framlingham music sensation Ed Sheeran. She spent time with him in the town, including trips to his favourite pub.\n\nOther Suffolk celebrities, including former Tory minister Norman Tebbit and television funnyman Griff Rhys Jones, are now on the alert in case Taylor wanted to make it third time lucky with a local man.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Taylor Swift dumped Tom Hiddleston over red trousers fear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4648-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-10 11:18:02', '2016-09-10 11:18:02', '', 4648, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4648-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4657, 1, '2016-09-10 11:18:09', '2016-09-10 11:18:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="Taylor Swift Tom Hiddleston Aldeburgh" width="1280" height="960" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4650" /></a><i>Moot point: Taylor Swift did not appreciate the local uniform in Aldeburgh</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nTaylor Swift dumped dishy actor Tom Hiddleston after realising what her future life would be like on the Suffolk coast.</b>\r\n\r\nThe celebrity couple spent time in the county visiting his family, but multi-award winning singer Taylor, 26, was aghast when she saw what her boyfriend would turn into.\r\n\r\nA pal told the Suffolk Gazette: "There were old people everywhere. All the men wore a uniform of red trousers and Tweed or Barbour jackets, and played golf. She felt sickened."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe loved-up couple were snapped strolling along Suffolk beaches with 35-year-old Tom\'s mother in June, just one month into their romance.\r\n\r\nBut <i>Night Manager</i> star Tom\'s dream of settling down in Suffolk were dashed by Taylor\'s view of local life.\r\n\r\nThe pal explained: "She couldn’t bear to stay there another day. Oh my god, the smell of lavender and the stupid trousers! Taylor just felt she could not fit in with the Aldeburgh or Southwold sets.\r\n\r\n"She asked Tom if they could spend some time in Haverhill, but he was having none of it."\r\n\r\nNews emerged of their split last week, but the real reason behind is only revealed today.\r\n\r\nSwift is no stranger to Suffolk, having already dated Framlingham music sensation Ed Sheeran. She spent time with him in the town, including trips to his favourite pub.\r\n\r\nOther Suffolk celebrities, including former Tory minister Norman Tebbit and television funnyman Griff Rhys Jones, are now on the alert in case Taylor wanted to make it third time lucky with a local man.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Taylor Swift dumped Tom Hiddleston over red trousers fear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4648-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-10 11:18:09', '2016-09-10 11:18:09', '', 4648, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4648-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4663, 1, '2016-09-11 10:51:48', '2016-09-11 10:51:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ladies-cycling.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ladies-cycling.jpg" alt="Ladies cycling" width="647" height="730" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4664" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA motorist has complained it took him "at least an hour" to overtake this group of cyclists today.</b>\r\n\r\nJeremy Smith, 54, said he was driving along the B1078 towards Wickham Market when he came up behind the group of four ladies who were enjoying a Sunday ride.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"They were two abreast and it would have been difficult to overtake. In the event I stayed behind them for at least an hour until I was absolutely, 100 per cent sure that it was safe to do so," Mr Smith said.\r\n\r\nHe claimed the group was going around eight miles an hour, and even with no other traffic around so early on a Sunday, he thought it prudent to stay behind them.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully I am quite patient," Mr Smith, an insurance broker, said. "I was happy to sit back and enjoy the countryside views. However, my wife did wonder why it had taken me so long to get the paper and milk."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man took \'at least an hour\' to overtake cyclists', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ladies-cycling-overtake', '', '', '2016-09-12 12:36:52', '2016-09-12 12:36:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4663', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4665, 1, '2016-09-11 10:49:46', '2016-09-11 10:49:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ladies-cycling.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ladies-cycling.jpg" alt="Ladies cycling" width="647" height="730" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4664" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA motorist has complained it took him "at least an hour" to overtake this group of cyclists today.</b>\r\n\r\nJeremy Smith, 54, said he was driving along the B1078 towards Wickham Market when he came up behind the group of four ladies who were enjoying a Sunday ride.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"They were two abreast and it would have been difficult to overtake. In the event I stayed behind them for at least an hour until I was absolutely, 100 per cent sure that it was safe to do so," Mr Smith said.\r\n\r\nHe claimed the group was going around eight miles an hour, and even with no other traffic around so early on a Sunday, he thought it prudent to stay behind them.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully I am quite patient," Mr Smith, an insurance broker, said. "I was happy to sit back and enjoy the countryside views. However, my wife did wonder why it had taken me so long to get the paper and milk."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ladies-cycling.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ladies-cycling.jpg" alt="Ladies cycling" width="647" height="730" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4664" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man took \'at least an hour\' to overtake cyclists', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4663-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-11 10:49:46', '2016-09-11 10:49:46', '', 4663, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4663-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4666, 1, '2016-09-11 10:51:08', '2016-09-11 10:51:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ladies-cycling.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ladies-cycling.jpg" alt="Ladies cycling" width="647" height="730" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4664" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA motorist has complained it took him "at least an hour" to overtake this group of cyclists today.</b>\r\n\r\nJeremy Smith, 54, said he was driving along the B1078 towards Wickham Market when he came up behind the group of four ladies who were enjoying a Sunday ride.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"They were two abreast and it would have been difficult to overtake. In the event I stayed behind them for at least an hour until I was absolutely, 100 per cent sure that it was safe to do so," Mr Smith said.\r\n\r\nHe claimed the group was going around eight miles an hour, and even with no other traffic around so early on a Sunday, he thought it prudent to stay behind them.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully I am quite patient," Mr Smith, an insurance broker, said. "I was happy to sit back and enjoy the countryside views. However, my wife did wonder why it had taken me so long to get the paper and milk."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Man took \'at least an hour\' to overtake cyclists', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4663-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-11 10:51:08', '2016-09-11 10:51:08', '', 4663, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4663-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4667, 0, '2016-09-12 08:43:15', '2016-09-12 08:43:15', 'http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/11/illegal-immigrants-on-run-after-sailing-into-sleepy-suffolk-town/\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: ROGER\nAUTHOR EMAIL: sailorman2@tiscali.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.241\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; ROGER\n    [2_Email] =&gt; sailorman2@tiscali.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/11/illegal-immigrants-on-run-after-sailing-into-sleepy-suffolk-town/\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; d199fb8f34bc36d247e96ba149258c97\n)\n', 'ROGER - 2016-09-12 08:43:15', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'd199fb8f34bc36d247e96ba149258c97', '', '', '2016-09-12 08:43:15', '2016-09-12 08:43:15', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4667', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4668, 0, '2016-09-12 10:43:46', '2016-09-12 10:43:46', 'hi \r\n\r\nwhere can i get a copy of this map that i can print out and frame \r\n\r\nhttp://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/\r\n\r\ncheers \r\n\r\nlee\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Lee Capperauld\nAUTHOR EMAIL: capster70@hotmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.19\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Lee Capperauld\n    [2_Email] =&gt; capster70@hotmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; hi \r\n\r\nwhere can i get a copy of this map that i can print out and frame \r\n\r\nhttp://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/\r\n\r\ncheers \r\n\r\nlee \n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; e834152e6aebc1c0ea8abeb92b7af9ec\n)\n', 'Lee Capperauld - 2016-09-12 10:43:46', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'e834152e6aebc1c0ea8abeb92b7af9ec', '', '', '2016-09-12 10:43:46', '2016-09-12 10:43:46', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4668', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4669, 1, '2016-09-12 12:33:44', '2016-09-12 12:33:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/emily-thornberry-sky-news.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/emily-thornberry-sky-news.png" alt="Emily Thornberry Sky News Dermot Murnaghan" width="630" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4670" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nSuffolk was honoured last night when Shadow Foreign Secretary Emily \'Thorny\' Thornberry chaired a pub quiz just hours after doing several grueling television interviews.</b>\r\n\r\nMs Thornberry, who famously dissed a man for having a St George Cross flag and a white van during the General Election campaign, was the star guest at the quiz in an Ipswich pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe quiz was won by a Mr Dermot Murnaghan, from the Isle of Skye, but let\'s see how you, the Suffolk Gazette readers, would have scored.\r\n\r\n1. Is the leader of the Labour Party:\r\na) Keith Vaz\r\nb) Jeremy Vine\r\nc) <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/panda-margaret-thatcher/">Margaret Thatcher</a>\r\nd) Gordon Brown\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n2. Is Donald Trump:\r\na) A barber\r\nb) A golfer\r\nc) A comedian\r\nd) A  politician.\r\ne) It\'s nor fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n3. Was the National Health Service invented by:\r\na) Andy Anadin\r\nb) I. Bruprofen\r\nc) Nye Bevan\r\nd) Andre Previn\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n4. What colour is a working man\'s white van?\r\na) Teal\r\nb) White\r\nc) Alizarin Crimson\r\nd) Taupe\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n5. Is a big end\r\na) A penis\r\nb) The larger end of the connecting rod encircling a crankpin.\r\nc) A bit in a white van.\r\nd) A car-crash interview about foreign affairs on Sky TV\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n6. Is Emily Thornberry\r\na) A Butterick dress pattern model?\r\nb) The Shadow Foreign Secretary\r\nc) The French Foreign Secretary\r\nd) A character from Bagpuss\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\nAfterwards, a victorious Mr Murnaghan said: "I knew answering \'e\' to all the questions would win me the quiz. If a woman is merely the Shadow Foreign Secretary, you can\'t expect the poor darling to know anything other than the rehearsed answers. I guessed Emily, being the chair girl of the pub quiz, would make the winning answers inscrutable. I\'m proud to have fathomed the answers."\r\n\r\nEarlier in the day, Ms Thornberry had accused Sky News anchorman Dermot Murnaghan of sexism for asking her who the French Foreign Secretary was - or even the South Korean President. She claimed he was \'pub-quizzing\' her, and it was all jolly unfair.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shadow Foreign Secretary Emily Thornberry hosts pub quiz', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'emily-thornberry-pub-quiz', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:17:39', '2018-01-29 14:17:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4669', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4671, 1, '2016-09-12 12:33:44', '2016-09-12 12:33:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/emily-thornberry-sky-news.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/emily-thornberry-sky-news.png" alt="Emily Thornberry Sky News Dermot Murnaghan" width="630" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4670" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nSuffolk was honoured last night when Shadow Foreign Secretary Emily \'Thorny\' Thornberry chaired a pub quiz just hours after doing several grueling television interviews.</b>\r\n\r\nMs Thornberry, who famously dissed a man for having a St George Cross flag and a white van during the General Election campaign, was the star guest at the quiz in a Ipswich pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe quiz was won by a Mr Dermot Murnaghan, from the Isle of Skye, but let\'s see how you, the Suffolk Gazette readers, would have scored.\r\n\r\n1. Is the leader of the Labour Party:\r\na) Keith Vaz\r\nb) Jeremy Vine\r\nc) Margaret Thatcher\r\nd) Gordon Brown\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n2. Is Donald Trump:\r\na) A barber\r\nb) A golfer\r\nc) A comedian\r\nd) A  politician.\r\ne) It\'s nor fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n3. Was the National Health Service invented by:\r\na) Andy Anadin\r\nb) I. Bruprofen\r\nc) Nye Bevan\r\nd) Andre Previn\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n4. what colour is a working man\'s white van?\r\na) Teal\r\nb) White\r\nc) Alizarin Crimson\r\nd) Taupe\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n5. Is a big end\r\na) A penis\r\nb) The larger end of the connecting rod encircling a crankpin.\r\nc) A bit in a white van.\r\nd) A car-crash interview about foreign affairs on Sky TV\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n6. Is Emily Thornberry\r\na) A Butterick dress pattern model?\r\nb) The Shadow Foreign Secretary\r\nc) The French Foreign Secretary\r\nd) A character from Bagpuss\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\nAfterwards, a victorious Mr Murnaghan said: "I knew answering \'e\' to all the questions would win me the quiz. If a woman is merely the Shadow Foreign Secretary, you can\'t expect the poor darling to know anything other than the rehearsed answers. I guessed Emily, being the chair girl of the pub quiz, would make the winning answers inscrutable. I\'m proud to have fathomed the answers."\r\n\r\nEarlier in the day, Ms Thornberry had accused Sky News anchorman Dermot Murnaghan of sexism for asking her who the French Foreign Secretary was - or even the South Korean President. She claimed he was \'pub-quizzing\' her, and it was all jolly unfair.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shadow Foreign Secretary Emily Thornberry hosts pub quiz', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4669-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-12 12:33:44', '2016-09-12 12:33:44', '', 4669, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4669-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4672, 1, '2016-09-12 12:39:16', '2016-09-12 12:39:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/emily-thornberry-sky-news.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/emily-thornberry-sky-news.png" alt="Emily Thornberry Sky News Dermot Murnaghan" width="630" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4670" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>By Our Political Staff\n\nSuffolk was honoured last night when Shadow Foreign Secretary Emily \'Thorny\' Thornberry chaired a pub quiz just hours after doing several grueling television interviews.</b>\n\nMs Thornberry, who famously dissed a man for having a St George Cross flag and a white van during the General Election campaign, was the star guest at the quiz in an Ipswich pub.\n\n\n<br>\nThe quiz was won by a Mr Dermot Murnaghan, from the Isle of Skye, but let\'s see how you, the Suffolk Gazette readers, would have scored.\n\n1. Is the leader of the Labour Party:\na) Keith Vaz\nb) Jeremy Vine\nc) Margaret Thatcher\nd) Gordon Brown\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\n\n2. Is Donald Trump:\na) A barber\nb) A golfer\nc) A comedian\nd) A  politician.\ne) It\'s nor fair to ask a girl that question.\n\n3. Was the National Health Service invented by:\na) Andy Anadin\nb) I. Bruprofen\nc) Nye Bevan\nd) Andre Previn\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\n\n4. What colour is a working man\'s white van?\na) Teal\nb) White\nc) Alizarin Crimson\nd) Taupe\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\n\n5. Is a big end\na) A penis\nb) The larger end of the connecting rod encircling a crankpin.\nc) A bit in a white van.\nd) A car-crash interview about foreign affairs on Sky TV\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\n\n6. Is Emily Thornberry\na) A Butterick dress pattern model?\nb) The Shadow Foreign Secretary\nc) The French Foreign Secretary\nd) A character from Bagpuss\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\n\nAfterwards, a victorious Mr Murnaghan said: "I knew answering \'e\' to all the questions would win me the quiz. If a woman is merely the Shadow Foreign Secretary, you can\'t expect the poor darling to know anything other than the rehearsed answers. I guessed Emily, being the chair girl of the pub quiz, would make the winning answers inscrutable. I\'m proud to have fathomed the answers."\n\nEarlier in the day, Ms Thornberry had accused Sky News anchorman Dermot Murnaghan of sexism for asking her who the French Foreign Secretary was - or even the South Korean President. She claimed he was \'pub-quizzing\' her, and it was all jolly unfair.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shadow Foreign Secretary Emily Thornberry hosts pub quiz', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4669-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-12 12:39:16', '2016-09-12 12:39:16', '', 4669, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4669-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4673, 1, '2016-09-12 12:39:19', '2016-09-12 12:39:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/emily-thornberry-sky-news.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/emily-thornberry-sky-news.png" alt="Emily Thornberry Sky News Dermot Murnaghan" width="630" height="340" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4670" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nSuffolk was honoured last night when Shadow Foreign Secretary Emily \'Thorny\' Thornberry chaired a pub quiz just hours after doing several grueling television interviews.</b>\r\n\r\nMs Thornberry, who famously dissed a man for having a St George Cross flag and a white van during the General Election campaign, was the star guest at the quiz in an Ipswich pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe quiz was won by a Mr Dermot Murnaghan, from the Isle of Skye, but let\'s see how you, the Suffolk Gazette readers, would have scored.\r\n\r\n1. Is the leader of the Labour Party:\r\na) Keith Vaz\r\nb) Jeremy Vine\r\nc) Margaret Thatcher\r\nd) Gordon Brown\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n2. Is Donald Trump:\r\na) A barber\r\nb) A golfer\r\nc) A comedian\r\nd) A  politician.\r\ne) It\'s nor fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n3. Was the National Health Service invented by:\r\na) Andy Anadin\r\nb) I. Bruprofen\r\nc) Nye Bevan\r\nd) Andre Previn\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n4. What colour is a working man\'s white van?\r\na) Teal\r\nb) White\r\nc) Alizarin Crimson\r\nd) Taupe\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n5. Is a big end\r\na) A penis\r\nb) The larger end of the connecting rod encircling a crankpin.\r\nc) A bit in a white van.\r\nd) A car-crash interview about foreign affairs on Sky TV\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\n6. Is Emily Thornberry\r\na) A Butterick dress pattern model?\r\nb) The Shadow Foreign Secretary\r\nc) The French Foreign Secretary\r\nd) A character from Bagpuss\r\ne) It\'s not fair to ask a girl that question.\r\n\r\nAfterwards, a victorious Mr Murnaghan said: "I knew answering \'e\' to all the questions would win me the quiz. If a woman is merely the Shadow Foreign Secretary, you can\'t expect the poor darling to know anything other than the rehearsed answers. I guessed Emily, being the chair girl of the pub quiz, would make the winning answers inscrutable. I\'m proud to have fathomed the answers."\r\n\r\nEarlier in the day, Ms Thornberry had accused Sky News anchorman Dermot Murnaghan of sexism for asking her who the French Foreign Secretary was - or even the South Korean President. She claimed he was \'pub-quizzing\' her, and it was all jolly unfair.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shadow Foreign Secretary Emily Thornberry hosts pub quiz', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4669-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-12 12:39:19', '2016-09-12 12:39:19', '', 4669, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4669-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4674, 0, '2016-09-12 15:24:09', '2016-09-12 15:24:09', 'Please could you help.me.find a number for barleywood studios, you wrote they are getting ready and gearing up for filming for game of thrones and are calling out for extras, my son is 16 and a young actor i cannot find any details for them on the net. Could you help please\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Rachel Barrett\nAUTHOR EMAIL: rachelbarret@btinternet.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.44\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Rachel Barrett\n    [2_Email] =&gt; rachelbarret@btinternet.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Please could you help.me.find a number for barleywood studios, you wrote they are getting ready and gearing up for filming for game of thrones and are calling out for extras, my son is 16 and a young actor i cannot find any details for them on the net. Could you help please\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 75decd3c31b07b1f691d78c250b1b592\n)\n', 'Rachel Barrett - 2016-09-12 15:24:09', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '75decd3c31b07b1f691d78c250b1b592', '', '', '2016-09-12 15:24:09', '2016-09-12 15:24:09', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4674', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4675, 1, '2016-09-13 09:46:19', '2016-09-13 09:46:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/david-cameron-pig-farm.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/david-cameron-pig-farm.jpg" alt="David Cameron on his new Suffolk pig farm" width="1079" height="771" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4677" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Agriculture Staff\r\n\r\nFormer Prime Minister David Cameron hopes to become a \'Prince of Pork\' after purchasing a pig farm, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe shocked colleagues by resigning as the Member of Parliament for Witney yesterday, and now plans to make a new life rearing pigs at the £1.1 farm near Stanton.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Cameron famously became <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pig-rectums/">fascinated by pigs</a> when he was at university, but many will be surprised he is now entering the pig business rather than making millions writing his memoirs or undertaking speaking engagements.\r\n\r\nA friend explained: "David loves to chillax down on the farm, and the urge to get down and dirty with his own pigs was probably too much.\r\n\r\n"He will move the family to Suffolk and build up his pig numbers. He has a desire to develop a sausage that will take the country by storm - a real British banger."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocals were excited about their famous new neighbour. Colin Allbeck, who runs a butchers in nearby Bury St Edmunds, said: "I\'d love to get my hands on Mr Cameron\'s sausage - it would be great for business."\r\n\r\nBut some were less than pleased. Liam Trotter, a local Labour councillor said: "I\'m worried about animal welfare. Didn\'t <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/horoscope/todays-horoscope-david-cameron/">Mr Cameron once abuse a pig</a>, albeit a dead one?"\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron buys Suffolk pig farm', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'david-cameron-pig-farm', '', '', '2018-01-31 10:49:20', '2018-01-31 10:49:20', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4675', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4676, 1, '2016-09-13 09:26:00', '2016-09-13 09:26:00', '<b>By Our Agriculture Staff\r\n\r\nFormer Prime Minister David Cameron hopes to become a \'Prince of Pork\' after purchasing a pig farm, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nHe shocked colleagues by resigning as the Member of Parliament for Witney yesterday, and now plans to make a new life rearing pigs at the £1.1 farm near Stanton.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Cameron famously became fascinated by pigs when he was at university, but many will be surprised he is now entering the pig business rather than making millions writing his memoirs or undertaking speaking engagements.\r\n\r\nA friend said: "David loves to chillax down on the farm, and the urge to get down and dirty with his own pigs was probably too much.\r\n\r\n"He will move the family to Suffolk and build up his pig numbers, and work on developing a sausage that will take the country by storm."\r\n\r\nLocals were excited about their famous new neighbour. Colin Allbeck, who runs a butchers in nearby Bury St Edmunds, said: "I\'d love to get my hands on Mr Cameron\'s sausage - it would be great for business."\r\n\r\nBut some were less than pleased. Liam Trotter, a local Labour councillor said: "I\'m worried about animal welfare. Didn\'t <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/horoscope/todays-horoscope-david-cameron/">Mr Cameron once abuse a pig</a>, albeit a dead one?"\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron buys Suffolk pig farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4675-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-13 09:26:00', '2016-09-13 09:26:00', '', 4675, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4675-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4678, 1, '2016-09-13 09:43:48', '2016-09-13 09:43:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/david-cameron-pig-farm.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/david-cameron-pig-farm.jpg" alt="David Cameron on his new Suffolk pig farm" width="1079" height="771" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4677" /></a><i>Swine fever: David Cameron released this photo of his new Suffolk pig farm</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Agriculture Staff\r\n\r\nFormer Prime Minister David Cameron hopes to become a \'Prince of Pork\' after purchasing a pig farm, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nHe shocked colleagues by resigning as the Member of Parliament for Witney yesterday, and now plans to make a new life rearing pigs at the £1.1 farm near Stanton.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Cameron famously became fascinated by pigs when he was at university, but many will be surprised he is now entering the pig business rather than making millions writing his memoirs or undertaking speaking engagements.\r\n\r\nA friend explained: "David loves to chillax down on the farm, and the urge to get down and dirty with his own pigs was probably too much.\r\n\r\n"He will move the family to Suffolk and build up his pig numbers. He has a desire to develop a sausage that will take the country by storm - a real British banger."\r\n\r\nLocals were excited about their famous new neighbour. Colin Allbeck, who runs a butchers in nearby Bury St Edmunds, said: "I\'d love to get my hands on Mr Cameron\'s sausage - it would be great for business."\r\n\r\nBut some were less than pleased. Liam Trotter, a local Labour councillor said: "I\'m worried about animal welfare. Didn\'t <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/horoscope/todays-horoscope-david-cameron/">Mr Cameron once abuse a pig</a>, albeit a dead one?"\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron buys Suffolk pig farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4675-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-13 09:43:48', '2016-09-13 09:43:48', '', 4675, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4675-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4680, 1, '2016-09-13 09:48:25', '2016-09-13 09:48:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/david-cameron-pig-farm.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/david-cameron-pig-farm.jpg" alt="David Cameron on his new Suffolk pig farm" width="1079" height="771" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4677" /></a><i>David Cameron released this photo of his new Suffolk pig farm</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Our Agriculture Staff\r\n\r\nFormer Prime Minister David Cameron hopes to become a \'Prince of Pork\' after purchasing a pig farm, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nHe shocked colleagues by resigning as the Member of Parliament for Witney yesterday, and now plans to make a new life rearing pigs at the £1.1 farm near Stanton.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Cameron famously became fascinated by pigs when he was at university, but many will be surprised he is now entering the pig business rather than making millions writing his memoirs or undertaking speaking engagements.\r\n\r\nA friend explained: "David loves to chillax down on the farm, and the urge to get down and dirty with his own pigs was probably too much.\r\n\r\n"He will move the family to Suffolk and build up his pig numbers. He has a desire to develop a sausage that will take the country by storm - a real British banger."\r\n\r\nLocals were excited about their famous new neighbour. Colin Allbeck, who runs a butchers in nearby Bury St Edmunds, said: "I\'d love to get my hands on Mr Cameron\'s sausage - it would be great for business."\r\n\r\nBut some were less than pleased. Liam Trotter, a local Labour councillor said: "I\'m worried about animal welfare. Didn\'t <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/horoscope/todays-horoscope-david-cameron/">Mr Cameron once abuse a pig</a>, albeit a dead one?"\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'David Cameron buys Suffolk pig farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4675-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-13 09:48:25', '2016-09-13 09:48:25', '', 4675, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4675-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4681, 1, '2016-09-13 09:59:32', '2016-09-13 09:59:32', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\r\n\r\nDavid Cameron, October 9, Libra</b>\r\n\r\nThe unfortunate headlines this week have made you squeal, so you might consider launching a distraction to save your bacon - like invading Syria.\r\n\r\nQuite frankly, your aids have made a pigs ear of media management since some swine made allegations you stuck your prime ministerial chipolata into the mouth of a dead pig. Time to give them a roasting, and just hope that Uranus can move around and shield the people of Great Britain from The Sun.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br><br>\r\nMeanwhile, you need to face up to more ridicule, including suggestions that your accidental support of West Ham rather than Aston Villa was a Freudian slip.\r\n\r\nFurther, official emails from Number 10 are turning up in everyone\'s spam folder, so you need to sort out your IT department.\r\n\r\nLastly, there is one bit of good news on the horizon - if you contact your Health Secretary, he will confirm his medics have got hold of that oinkment you were after.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cameron-pig-e1442994762627.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cameron-pig-566x377.jpg" alt="cameron-pig" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1746" /></a></center><center><i>Was someone telling porkies?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: David Cameron', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1744-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-13 09:59:32', '2016-09-13 09:59:32', '', 1744, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1744-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4682, 0, '2016-09-13 16:19:10', '2016-09-13 16:19:10', 'Does this apply in Norfik? \r\n\r\nhttp://newsthump.com/2016/09/10/eu-to-adopt-points-based-system-for-british-holidaymakers/?utm_content=bufferacaaf&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_source=facebook.com&amp;utm_campaign=buffer\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Marty\nAUTHOR EMAIL: martynelmy@hotmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.90\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Marty\n    [2_Email] =&gt; martynelmy@hotmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Does this apply in Norfik? \r\n\r\nhttp://newsthump.com/2016/09/10/eu-to-adopt-points-based-system-for-british-holidaymakers/?utm_content=bufferacaaf&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_source=facebook.com&amp;utm_campaign=buffer\r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 5724753f5a3b4303762cd2866fa9e48d\n)\n', 'Marty - 2016-09-13 16:19:10', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5724753f5a3b4303762cd2866fa9e48d', '', '', '2016-09-13 16:19:10', '2016-09-13 16:19:10', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4682', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4683, 0, '2016-09-14 07:05:06', '2016-09-14 07:05:06', 'How about some features on housing developments- that is the controversy over such as those at East Bergholt and Brantham. Looking at local press have you noticed there is absolutely no corruption/back handers/patronisation going on in Suffolk? \r\nWhat about the abomination that is Ipswich CBD? The dire state of the wet dock Cranfields end. The total lack of vision that has driven the middle classes to the shires.Perhaps the best way to tackle this is to have a mock Ipswich Society type section.Where praise is given to some of the worst eye sores around Ipswich and visits to development sites can be anti environment and praising the developers for clearing up greenfield sites and ridding them of flora, fauna and drug crazed hippy trotskyite greenies.Just a brainstorm if you get my drift.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: richard croome\nAUTHOR EMAIL: rcroome@aol.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.46\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; richard croome\n    [2_Email] =&gt; rcroome@aol.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt;  How about some features on housing developments- that is the controversy over such as those at East Bergholt and Brantham. Looking at local press have you noticed there is absolutely no corruption/back handers/patronisation going on in Suffolk? \r\nWhat about the abomination that is Ipswich CBD? The dire state of the wet dock Cranfields end. The total lack of vision that has driven the middle classes to the shires.Perhaps the best way to tackle this is to have a mock Ipswich Society type section.Where praise is given to some of the worst eye sores around Ipswich and visits to development sites can be anti environment and praising the developers for clearing up greenfield sites and ridding them of flora, fauna and drug crazed hippy trotskyite greenies.Just a brainstorm if you get my drift.\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; b188fd3fc9801446977fbd97e020457c\n)\n', 'richard croome - 2016-09-14 07:05:06', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'b188fd3fc9801446977fbd97e020457c', '', '', '2016-09-14 07:05:06', '2016-09-14 07:05:06', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4683', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4684, 1, '2016-09-14 11:06:05', '2016-09-14 11:06:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/great-british-bake-off-e1473849701119.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/great-british-bake-off-e1473849701119.jpg" alt="Great British Bake Off" width="999" height="624" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4685" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe 54 million people in Britain who never watch the Great British Bake Off "could not give a toss" that the show is moving to Channel 4, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile the national media went into meltdown when "news" broke that the BBC had lost the series, most people somehow managed to get through the day unaffected.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe first show in the current series, now the last on the BBC, attracted a little over 10 million viewers, meaning there were 54 million in the country who did not bother tuning in.\r\n\r\nOne of them said: "I do not pay my license fee to watch people baking cakes, only for an old lady and Merseyside\'s answer to Paul Newman to eat them and say how jolly nice they are.\r\n\r\n"It sounds like Channel 4 is the best place for it."\r\n\r\nBut the minority whose life is consumed by soggy bottoms and floury baps were furious over the move, which could see star presenters leave and, heaven forbid, the show off air for a whole year.\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 48, from Dereham in Norfolk said: "It\'s all I watch on TV. Now I\'ll have to spend more time talking to my brother and our nine children."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Public gets over Great British Bake Off shock', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'great-british-bake-off', '', '', '2016-09-15 10:00:31', '2016-09-15 10:00:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4684', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4686, 1, '2016-09-14 11:03:09', '2016-09-14 11:03:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/great-british-bake-off-e1473849701119.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/great-british-bake-off-e1473849701119.jpg" alt="Great British Bake Off" width="999" height="624" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4685" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe 54 million people in Britain who never watch the Great British Bake Off "could not give a toss" that the show is moving to Channel 4, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile the national media went into meltdown when "news" broke that the BBC had lost the series, most people somehow managed to get through the day unaffected.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe first show in the current series, now the last on the BBC, attracted a little over 10 million viewers, meaning there were 54 million in the country who did not bother tuning in.\r\n\r\nOne of them said: "I do not pay my license fee to watch people baking cakes, only for an old lady and Merseyside\'s answer to Paul Newman eat them and say how jolly nice they are.\r\n\r\n"It sounds like Channel 4 is the best place for it."\r\n\r\nBut the minority whose life is consumed by soggy bottoms and floury baps were furious over the move, which could see star presenters leave and, heaven forbid, the show off air for a whole year.\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 48, from Dereham in Norfolk said: "It\'s all I watch on TV. Now I\'ll have to spend more time talking to my brother and our nine children."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Public somehow gets over Great British Bake Off shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4684-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-14 11:03:09', '2016-09-14 11:03:09', '', 4684, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4684-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4687, 1, '2016-09-14 11:03:53', '2016-09-14 11:03:53', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/great-british-bake-off-e1473849701119.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/great-british-bake-off-e1473849701119.jpg" alt="Great British Bake Off" width="999" height="624" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4685" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe 54 million people in Britain who never watch the Great British Bake Off "could not give a toss" that the show is moving to Channel 4, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile the national media went into meltdown when "news" broke that the BBC had lost the series, most people somehow managed to get through the day unaffected.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe first show in the current series, now the last on the BBC, attracted a little over 10 million viewers, meaning there were 54 million in the country who did not bother tuning in.\r\n\r\nOne of them said: "I do not pay my license fee to watch people baking cakes, only for an old lady and Merseyside\'s answer to Paul Newman eat them and say how jolly nice they are.\r\n\r\n"It sounds like Channel 4 is the best place for it."\r\n\r\nBut the minority whose life is consumed by soggy bottoms and floury baps were furious over the move, which could see star presenters leave and, heaven forbid, the show off air for a whole year.\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 48, from Dereham in Norfolk said: "It\'s all I watch on TV. Now I\'ll have to spend more time talking to my brother and our nine children."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Public somehow gets over Great British Bake Off shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4684-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-14 11:03:53', '2016-09-14 11:03:53', '', 4684, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4684-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4688, 1, '2016-09-14 11:04:35', '2016-09-14 11:04:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/great-british-bake-off-e1473849701119.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/great-british-bake-off-e1473849701119.jpg" alt="Great British Bake Off" width="999" height="624" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4685" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe 54 million people in Britain who never watch the Great British Bake Off "could not give a toss" that the show is moving to Channel 4, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile the national media went into meltdown when "news" broke that the BBC had lost the series, most people somehow managed to get through the day unaffected.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe first show in the current series, now the last on the BBC, attracted a little over 10 million viewers, meaning there were 54 million in the country who did not bother tuning in.\r\n\r\nOne of them said: "I do not pay my license fee to watch people baking cakes, only for an old lady and Merseyside\'s answer to Paul Newman eat them and say how jolly nice they are.\r\n\r\n"It sounds like Channel 4 is the best place for it."\r\n\r\nBut the minority whose life is consumed by soggy bottoms and floury baps were furious over the move, which could see star presenters leave and, heaven forbid, the show off air for a whole year.\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 48, from Dereham in Norfolk said: "It\'s all I watch on TV. Now I\'ll have to spend more time talking to my brother and our nine children."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Public gets over Great British Bake Off shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4684-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-14 11:04:35', '2016-09-14 11:04:35', '', 4684, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4684-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4689, 1, '2016-09-14 14:24:14', '2016-09-14 14:24:14', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/great-british-bake-off-e1473849701119.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/great-british-bake-off-e1473849701119.jpg" alt="Great British Bake Off" width="999" height="624" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4685" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe 54 million people in Britain who never watch the Great British Bake Off "could not give a toss" that the show is moving to Channel 4, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile the national media went into meltdown when "news" broke that the BBC had lost the series, most people somehow managed to get through the day unaffected.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe first show in the current series, now the last on the BBC, attracted a little over 10 million viewers, meaning there were 54 million in the country who did not bother tuning in.\r\n\r\nOne of them said: "I do not pay my license fee to watch people baking cakes, only for an old lady and Merseyside\'s answer to Paul Newman to eat them and say how jolly nice they are.\r\n\r\n"It sounds like Channel 4 is the best place for it."\r\n\r\nBut the minority whose life is consumed by soggy bottoms and floury baps were furious over the move, which could see star presenters leave and, heaven forbid, the show off air for a whole year.\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 48, from Dereham in Norfolk said: "It\'s all I watch on TV. Now I\'ll have to spend more time talking to my brother and our nine children."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Public gets over Great British Bake Off shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4684-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-14 14:24:14', '2016-09-14 14:24:14', '', 4684, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4684-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4690, 1, '2018-09-28 12:54:22', '2018-09-28 12:54:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/titleist-sponsor-sizewell-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/titleist-sponsor-sizewell-2.jpg" alt="" width="528" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9559" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nGolf ball manufacturer Titleist has celebrated the start of the Ryder Cup by sponsoring Sizewell B nuclear power station, we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe company today painted its famous logo on the giant Sizewell dome, which dominates the Suffolk coast skyline and is referred to as a huge golf ball.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIncome from the ad deal is put at £20 million over three years, much of which will be pumped into the local economy, such as second homes for Londoners and the manufacture of men\'s red or mustard-coloured trousers.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, head of nuclear power at Sizewell, said: "The Ryder Cup in France might be dominating the golf news today, but this Titleist advertising deal ensures Suffolk remains ahead of the game.\r\n\r\n"We felt this was a great PR opportunity, and the sponsored \'ball\' will raise money for the area, as well as attracting tourists."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Titleist said: "It\'s rather large, isn\'t it? This is one golf ball you could never lose."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPlans are still being discussed for a Sizewell C power station, and already planners are insisting on a football-style dome to attract sponsors such as Nike.\r\n\r\nThe Ryder Cup, between the United States and Europe, began at Le Golf National in Guyancourt, a suburb southwest of Paris, this morning.\r\n\r\nToday\'s golf news is the biggest in Suffolk since a club announced it was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/golf-club-undersoil-heating/">installing undersoil heating to beat the winter weather</a>.', 'Golf giant celebrates Ryder Cup by sponsoring nuclear power station', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'golf-giant-sponsors-sizewell-nuclear-power-station', '', '', '2018-09-28 13:35:55', '2018-09-28 13:35:55', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4690', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4692, 1, '2016-09-15 09:57:27', '2016-09-15 09:57:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nToday\'s go ahead for energy giant EDF and the Chinese to build a new nuclear power station at Hinkley includes a money-spinning sponsorship plan for Sizewell B, we can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nGolfing company Titleist began advertising on the Sizewell dome, which dominates the Suffolk coast skyline like a huge golf ball, from 6am this morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIncome from the ad deal is put at £20 million over three years, much of which will be pumped into the local economy, such as second homes for Londoners and the manufacture of men\'s red trousers.\r\n\r\n"The Hinkley deal will dominate the news agenda today, but we did not want Sizewell to be left out," an EDF insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "We felt this was a great PR opportunity, and the sponsored \'ball\' will raise money for the area, as well as attracting tourists."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Titleist said: "It\'s rather large, isn\'t it? This is one golf ball you could never lose."\r\n\r\nPlans are still being discussed for a Sizewell C power station, and already planners a insisting on a football-style dome in order to attract sponsors such as Nike.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Golf giant sponsors Sizewell nuclear power station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4690-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-15 09:57:27', '2016-09-15 09:57:27', '', 4690, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4690-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4693, 1, '2016-09-15 09:57:57', '2016-09-15 09:57:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sizewell-dome-golf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sizewell-dome-golf.jpg" alt="Sizewell power station golf ball" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4691" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nToday\'s go ahead for energy giant EDF and the Chinese to build a new nuclear power station at Hinkley includes a money-spinning sponsorship plan for Sizewell B, we can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nGolfing company Titleist began advertising on the Sizewell dome, which dominates the Suffolk coast skyline like a huge golf ball, from 6am this morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIncome from the ad deal is put at £20 million over three years, much of which will be pumped into the local economy, such as second homes for Londoners and the manufacture of men\'s red trousers.\r\n\r\n"The Hinkley deal will dominate the news agenda today, but we did not want Sizewell to be left out," an EDF insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "We felt this was a great PR opportunity, and the sponsored \'ball\' will raise money for the area, as well as attracting tourists."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Titleist said: "It\'s rather large, isn\'t it? This is one golf ball you could never lose."\r\n\r\nPlans are still being discussed for a Sizewell C power station, and already planners a insisting on a football-style dome in order to attract sponsors such as Nike.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Golf giant sponsors Sizewell nuclear power station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4690-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-15 09:57:57', '2016-09-15 09:57:57', '', 4690, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4690-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4694, 0, '2016-09-15 21:17:55', '2016-09-15 21:17:55', 'Hi Suffolk Gazette - is this something you could use?\r\nKind regards\r\nDebbie\r\n\r\n\r\nEducation\r\nTia Churspett - Schools Desk\r\n\r\nNew teachers in new class rooms and new pupils everywhere, back to school after the summer holidays can be confusing. But for one headteacher returning to his office after the break, things took a particularly unexpected turn.\r\n\r\nIvor Chalkface, Headteacher of Bogwarts Academy in Ipswich, opened the door to his office on the first day of term to find a little old lady sitting in a chair knitting.  When questioned the lady explained she had been told by her grandson Mikey Cheek, that she needed to come and speak to the Head.\r\n\r\nMr Chalkface could not think of a reason why Micky would suggest such a thing. The teenager was sent for, to explain himself.  When questioned Mikey provided the answer that has kept Mr Chalkface smiling ever since.\r\n\r\n"Well sir, I was doing my homework and listening to the news like Mrs Bookend, out English teacher, told us.  There was this woman called May who was talking about the new schools they are planning," Mikey went on.\r\n"You keep telling us how important Maths is Sir, and I know Nana hasn\'t got any qualifications."\r\n\r\nMr Chalkface was still confused until Mikey explained\r\n\r\n"Sir, I though you could help her sign up to a Grandma School"\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Debbie Amor\nAUTHOR EMAIL: debbie.amor@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.174\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Debbie Amor\n    [2_Email] =&gt; debbie.amor@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi Suffolk Gazette - is this something you could use?\r\nKind regards\r\nDebbie\r\n\r\n\r\nEducation\r\nTia Churspett - Schools Desk\r\n\r\nNew teachers in new class rooms and new pupils everywhere, back to school after the summer holidays can be confusing. But for one headteacher returning to his office after the break, things took a particularly unexpected turn.\r\n\r\nIvor Chalkface, Headteacher of Bogwarts Academy in Ipswich, opened the door to his office on the first day of term to find a little old lady sitting in a chair knitting.  When questioned the lady explained she had been told by her grandson Mikey Cheek, that she needed to come and speak to the Head.\r\n\r\nMr Chalkface could not think of a reason why Micky would suggest such a thing. The teenager was sent for, to explain himself.  When questioned Mikey provided the answer that has kept Mr Chalkface smiling ever since.\r\n\r\n"Well sir, I was doing my homework and listening to the news like Mrs Bookend, out English teacher, told us.  There was this woman called May who was talking about the new schools they are planning," Mikey went on.\r\n"You keep telling us how important Maths is Sir, and I know Nana hasn\'t got any qualifications."\r\n\r\nMr Chalkface was still confused until Mikey explained\r\n\r\n"Sir, I though you could help her sign up to a Grandma School"\r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 446586021a6f41a9182c6b3a5eb8aa71\n)\n', 'Debbie Amor - 2016-09-15 21:17:55', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '446586021a6f41a9182c6b3a5eb8aa71', '', '', '2016-09-15 21:17:55', '2016-09-15 21:17:55', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4694', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4696, 1, '2016-09-16 15:42:27', '2016-09-16 15:42:27', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg" alt="Diane James UKIP leader" width="692" height="528" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4697" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nUKIP members claimed there was something "strangely familiar" about Diane James when she was unveiled as the party\'s new leader today.</b>\r\n\r\nNigel Farage stepped down after resigning the leadership for the second time and Ms James, <i>pictured above</i>, was voted in to replace him by the party faithful.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolitical observers insist it is unlikely Mr Farage will be able to release his iron grip on party affairs.\r\n\r\nAnd now gossips are looking closely at Ms James having noticed she and Mr Farage had never appeared together in the same room.\r\n\r\nOne UKIP member from Suffolk, who is attending the annual conference in Bournemouth, said: "It\'s a little odd. I just saw her down the pub sinking six pints at lunchtime. Her eyes were bulging out and darting around like a swivel-eyed loon. Then she went into the men\'s toilets."\r\n\r\nA UKIP insider said: "Diane is definitely not Nigel Farage in drag. She is her own person who will bring fresh ideas to the party, like leaving Europe and restricting immigration."\r\n\r\nThe face of Euroscepticism in the UK for nearly two decades, Mr Farage helped turn UKIP from a fringe party into the third biggest in UK politics in terms of votes at the last general election.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New UKIP leader looks strangely familiar', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ukip-leader-familiar', '', '', '2016-09-17 09:46:11', '2016-09-17 09:46:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4696', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4698, 1, '2016-09-16 15:40:15', '2016-09-16 15:40:15', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg" alt="Diane James UKIP leader" width="692" height="528" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4697" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nUKIP members claimed there was something "strangely familiar" about Diane James when she was unveiled as the party\'s new leader today.</b>\r\n\r\nNigel Farage stepped down after resigning the leadership for the second time and Ms James, <i>pictured above</i>, was voted in to replace him by the party faithful.\r\n\r\nPolitical observers insist it is unlikely Mr Farage will be able to release his iron grip on party affairs.\r\n\r\nAnd now gossips are looking closely at Ms James having noticed she and Mr Farage had never appeared together in the same room.\r\n\r\nOne UKIP member said: "It\'s a little odd. I just saw her down the pub sinking six pints at lunchtime. Her eyes were bulging out and darting around like a swivel-eyed loon. Then she went into the men\'s toilets."\r\n\r\nA UKIP insider said: "Diane is definitely not Nigel Farage in drag. She is her own person who will bring fresh ideas to the party, like leaving Europe and restricting immigration."\r\n\r\nThe face of Euroscepticism in the UK for nearly two decades, Mr Farage helped turn UKIP from a fringe party into the third biggest in UK politics in terms of votes at the last general election.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New UKIP leader looks strangely familiar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4696-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-16 15:40:15', '2016-09-16 15:40:15', '', 4696, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4696-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4699, 1, '2016-09-16 15:40:59', '2016-09-16 15:40:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg" alt="Diane James UKIP leader" width="692" height="528" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4697" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nUKIP members claimed there was something "strangely familiar" about Diane James when she was unveiled as the party\'s new leader today.</b>\r\n\r\nNigel Farage stepped down after resigning the leadership for the second time and Ms James, <i>pictured above</i>, was voted in to replace him by the party faithful.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolitical observers insist it is unlikely Mr Farage will be able to release his iron grip on party affairs.\r\n\r\nAnd now gossips are looking closely at Ms James having noticed she and Mr Farage had never appeared together in the same room.\r\n\r\nOne UKIP member said: "It\'s a little odd. I just saw her down the pub sinking six pints at lunchtime. Her eyes were bulging out and darting around like a swivel-eyed loon. Then she went into the men\'s toilets."\r\n\r\nA UKIP insider said: "Diane is definitely not Nigel Farage in drag. She is her own person who will bring fresh ideas to the party, like leaving Europe and restricting immigration."\r\n\r\nThe face of Euroscepticism in the UK for nearly two decades, Mr Farage helped turn UKIP from a fringe party into the third biggest in UK politics in terms of votes at the last general election.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New UKIP leader looks strangely familiar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4696-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-16 15:40:59', '2016-09-16 15:40:59', '', 4696, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4696-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4700, 1, '2016-09-16 15:42:27', '2016-09-16 15:42:27', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg" alt="Diane James UKIP leader" width="692" height="528" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4697" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nUKIP members claimed there was something "strangely familiar" about Diane James when she was unveiled as the party\'s new leader today.</b>\r\n\r\nNigel Farage stepped down after resigning the leadership for the second time and Ms James, <i>pictured above</i>, was voted in to replace him by the party faithful.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolitical observers insist it is unlikely Mr Farage will be able to release his iron grip on party affairs.\r\n\r\nAnd now gossips are looking closely at Ms James having noticed she and Mr Farage had never appeared together in the same room.\r\n\r\nOne UKIP member from Suffolk said: "It\'s a little odd. I just saw her down the pub sinking six pints at lunchtime. Her eyes were bulging out and darting around like a swivel-eyed loon. Then she went into the men\'s toilets."\r\n\r\nA UKIP insider said: "Diane is definitely not Nigel Farage in drag. She is her own person who will bring fresh ideas to the party, like leaving Europe and restricting immigration."\r\n\r\nThe face of Euroscepticism in the UK for nearly two decades, Mr Farage helped turn UKIP from a fringe party into the third biggest in UK politics in terms of votes at the last general election.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New UKIP leader looks strangely familiar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4696-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-16 15:42:27', '2016-09-16 15:42:27', '', 4696, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4696-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4701, 1, '2016-09-16 15:47:53', '2016-09-16 15:47:53', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg" alt="Diane James UKIP leader" width="692" height="528" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4697" /></a></center>\n\n<b>By Our Political Staff\n\nUKIP members claimed there was something "strangely familiar" about Diane James when she was unveiled as the party\'s new leader today.</b>\n\nNigel Farage stepped down after resigning the leadership for the second time and Ms James, <i>pictured above</i>, was voted in to replace him by the party faithful.\n\n\n<br>\nPolitical observers insist it is unlikely Mr Farage will be able to release his iron grip on party affairs.\n\nAnd now gossips are looking closely at Ms James having noticed she and Mr Farage had never appeared together in the same room.\n\nOne UKIP member from Suffolk, who is attending the annual confe said: "It\'s a little odd. I just saw her down the pub sinking six pints at lunchtime. Her eyes were bulging out and darting around like a swivel-eyed loon. Then she went into the men\'s toilets."\n\nA UKIP insider said: "Diane is definitely not Nigel Farage in drag. She is her own person who will bring fresh ideas to the party, like leaving Europe and restricting immigration."\n\nThe face of Euroscepticism in the UK for nearly two decades, Mr Farage helped turn UKIP from a fringe party into the third biggest in UK politics in terms of votes at the last general election.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New UKIP leader looks strangely familiar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4696-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-16 15:47:53', '2016-09-16 15:47:53', '', 4696, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4696-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4702, 1, '2016-09-16 15:48:03', '2016-09-16 15:48:03', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/diane-james-ukip.jpg" alt="Diane James UKIP leader" width="692" height="528" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4697" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nUKIP members claimed there was something "strangely familiar" about Diane James when she was unveiled as the party\'s new leader today.</b>\r\n\r\nNigel Farage stepped down after resigning the leadership for the second time and Ms James, <i>pictured above</i>, was voted in to replace him by the party faithful.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolitical observers insist it is unlikely Mr Farage will be able to release his iron grip on party affairs.\r\n\r\nAnd now gossips are looking closely at Ms James having noticed she and Mr Farage had never appeared together in the same room.\r\n\r\nOne UKIP member from Suffolk, who is attending the annual conference in Bournemouth, said: "It\'s a little odd. I just saw her down the pub sinking six pints at lunchtime. Her eyes were bulging out and darting around like a swivel-eyed loon. Then she went into the men\'s toilets."\r\n\r\nA UKIP insider said: "Diane is definitely not Nigel Farage in drag. She is her own person who will bring fresh ideas to the party, like leaving Europe and restricting immigration."\r\n\r\nThe face of Euroscepticism in the UK for nearly two decades, Mr Farage helped turn UKIP from a fringe party into the third biggest in UK politics in terms of votes at the last general election.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'New UKIP leader looks strangely familiar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4696-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-16 15:48:03', '2016-09-16 15:48:03', '', 4696, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4696-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4703, 1, '2016-09-17 09:38:29', '2016-09-17 09:38:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/overweight-people-roads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/overweight-people-roads.jpg" alt="Overweight people banned from cars on Suffolk roads" width="1000" height="664" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4704" /></a><i>Walk of shame: obsese motorists banned</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nOverweight drivers and passengers are being banned from using Suffolk\'s roads because they are causing too many potholes and surface damage.</b>\r\n\r\nPotholes, cracks and ruts have become epidemic in the county, and highways experts say overweight motorists are to blame.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk County Council, which is responsible for the roads, has now teamed up with Suffolk Police to enforce a new bylaw preventing anyone over 19 stone (266 pounds or 120 kilos) from using a vehicle.\r\n\r\nOfficers will be on the lookout for vehicles containing "large" drivers or passengers, and any suspects will be stopped.\r\n\r\nPatrol cars are now fitted with a set of electric scales, and the suspect will be weighed. If they are found to be over 19 stone they will receive at least a £60 fine (rising by a further pound for each extra pound in weight), up to a maximum of £120 pounds.\r\n\r\nThe cash will be channeled directly back into funds to repair the roads.\r\n\r\nBut the move has infuriated civil liberties campaigners, who insist it is discriminatory and restricts free movement.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Fat Tax\'</b>\r\n\r\n"This is a hateful Fat Tax," said Paul Butley, a leading Suffolk member of Liberty. "You simply can not blame overweight people for the state of the county roads. They pay taxes like everyone else for the upkeep of highways."\r\n\r\nBut county roads chiefs insisted the measure was fair. A spokesman said: "Studies have shown that roads can cope adequately with the weight of vehicles, but when a driver or passenger gets too big then I\'m afraid we start getting problems."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police say they have stopped and fined 24 oversized motorists since the bylaw came into force last week. A spokesman said: "Our advice is for the larger people to walk rather than risk a fine. After a while they will find they have lost weight and can get back in a car." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Overweight people banned from Suffolk roads', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'overweight-people-banned-roads', '', '', '2016-09-18 09:34:55', '2016-09-18 09:34:55', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4703', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4705, 1, '2016-09-17 09:35:31', '2016-09-17 09:35:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/overweight-people-roads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/overweight-people-roads.jpg" alt="Overweight people banned from cars on Suffolk roads" width="1000" height="664" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4704" /></a><i>Walk of shame: obsese motorists banned</i>/center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nOverweight drivers and passengers are being banned from using Suffolk\'s roads because they are causing too many potholes and surface damage.</b>\r\n\r\nPotholes, cracks and ruts have become epidemic in the county, and highways experts say overweight motorists are to blame.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk County Council, which is responsible for the roads, has now teamed up with Suffolk Police to enforce a new bylaw preventing anyone over 19 stone (266 pounds or 120 kilos) from using a vehicle.\r\n\r\nOfficers will be on the lookout for vehicles containing "large" drivers or passengers, and any suspects will be stopped. Patrol cars are now fitted with a set of electric scales, and the suspect will be weighed. If they are found to be over 19 stone they will receive at least a £60 fine (rising by a further pound for each extra pound in weight), up to a maximum of £120 pounds.\r\n\r\nThe cash will be channeled directly back into funds to repair the roads.\r\n\r\nBut the move has infuriated civil liberties campaigners, who insist it is discriminatory and restricts free movement.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Fat Tax\'</b>\r\n\r\n"This is a hateful Fat Tax," said Paul Butley, a leading Suffolk member of Liberty. "You simply can not blame overweight people for the state of the county roads. They pay taxes like everyone else for the upkeep of highways."\r\n\r\nBut county roads chiefs insisted the measure was fair. A spokesman said: "Studies have shown that roads can cope adequately with the weight of vehicles, but when a driver or passenger gets too big then I\'m afraid we start getting problems."\r\n\r\nSo far Suffolk Police say they have stopped and fined 24 oversized motorists. A spokesman said: "Our advice is for the larger people to walk rather than risk a fine. After a while they will find they have lost weight and can get back in a car." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Overweight people banned from Suffolk roads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4703-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-17 09:35:31', '2016-09-17 09:35:31', '', 4703, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4703-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4706, 1, '2016-09-17 09:35:57', '2016-09-17 09:35:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/overweight-people-roads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/overweight-people-roads.jpg" alt="Overweight people banned from cars on Suffolk roads" width="1000" height="664" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4704" /></a><i>Walk of shame: obsese motorists banned</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nOverweight drivers and passengers are being banned from using Suffolk\'s roads because they are causing too many potholes and surface damage.</b>\r\n\r\nPotholes, cracks and ruts have become epidemic in the county, and highways experts say overweight motorists are to blame.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk County Council, which is responsible for the roads, has now teamed up with Suffolk Police to enforce a new bylaw preventing anyone over 19 stone (266 pounds or 120 kilos) from using a vehicle.\r\n\r\nOfficers will be on the lookout for vehicles containing "large" drivers or passengers, and any suspects will be stopped. Patrol cars are now fitted with a set of electric scales, and the suspect will be weighed. If they are found to be over 19 stone they will receive at least a £60 fine (rising by a further pound for each extra pound in weight), up to a maximum of £120 pounds.\r\n\r\nThe cash will be channeled directly back into funds to repair the roads.\r\n\r\nBut the move has infuriated civil liberties campaigners, who insist it is discriminatory and restricts free movement.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Fat Tax\'</b>\r\n\r\n"This is a hateful Fat Tax," said Paul Butley, a leading Suffolk member of Liberty. "You simply can not blame overweight people for the state of the county roads. They pay taxes like everyone else for the upkeep of highways."\r\n\r\nBut county roads chiefs insisted the measure was fair. A spokesman said: "Studies have shown that roads can cope adequately with the weight of vehicles, but when a driver or passenger gets too big then I\'m afraid we start getting problems."\r\n\r\nSo far Suffolk Police say they have stopped and fined 24 oversized motorists. A spokesman said: "Our advice is for the larger people to walk rather than risk a fine. After a while they will find they have lost weight and can get back in a car." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Overweight people banned from Suffolk roads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4703-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-17 09:35:57', '2016-09-17 09:35:57', '', 4703, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4703-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4707, 1, '2016-09-17 09:37:08', '2016-09-17 09:37:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/overweight-people-roads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/overweight-people-roads.jpg" alt="Overweight people banned from cars on Suffolk roads" width="1000" height="664" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4704" /></a><i>Walk of shame: obsese motorists banned</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nOverweight drivers and passengers are being banned from using Suffolk\'s roads because they are causing too many potholes and surface damage.</b>\r\n\r\nPotholes, cracks and ruts have become epidemic in the county, and highways experts say overweight motorists are to blame.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk County Council, which is responsible for the roads, has now teamed up with Suffolk Police to enforce a new bylaw preventing anyone over 19 stone (266 pounds or 120 kilos) from using a vehicle.\r\n\r\nOfficers will be on the lookout for vehicles containing "large" drivers or passengers, and any suspects will be stopped.\r\n\r\nPatrol cars are now fitted with a set of electric scales, and the suspect will be weighed. If they are found to be over 19 stone they will receive at least a £60 fine (rising by a further pound for each extra pound in weight), up to a maximum of £120 pounds.\r\n\r\nThe cash will be channeled directly back into funds to repair the roads.\r\n\r\nBut the move has infuriated civil liberties campaigners, who insist it is discriminatory and restricts free movement.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Fat Tax\'</b>\r\n\r\n"This is a hateful Fat Tax," said Paul Butley, a leading Suffolk member of Liberty. "You simply can not blame overweight people for the state of the county roads. They pay taxes like everyone else for the upkeep of highways."\r\n\r\nBut county roads chiefs insisted the measure was fair. A spokesman said: "Studies have shown that roads can cope adequately with the weight of vehicles, but when a driver or passenger gets too big then I\'m afraid we start getting problems."\r\n\r\nSo far Suffolk Police say they have stopped and fined 24 oversized motorists. A spokesman said: "Our advice is for the larger people to walk rather than risk a fine. After a while they will find they have lost weight and can get back in a car." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Overweight people banned from Suffolk roads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4703-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-17 09:37:08', '2016-09-17 09:37:08', '', 4703, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4703-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4708, 1, '2016-09-17 09:38:29', '2016-09-17 09:38:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/overweight-people-roads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/overweight-people-roads.jpg" alt="Overweight people banned from cars on Suffolk roads" width="1000" height="664" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4704" /></a><i>Walk of shame: obsese motorists banned</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nOverweight drivers and passengers are being banned from using Suffolk\'s roads because they are causing too many potholes and surface damage.</b>\r\n\r\nPotholes, cracks and ruts have become epidemic in the county, and highways experts say overweight motorists are to blame.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk County Council, which is responsible for the roads, has now teamed up with Suffolk Police to enforce a new bylaw preventing anyone over 19 stone (266 pounds or 120 kilos) from using a vehicle.\r\n\r\nOfficers will be on the lookout for vehicles containing "large" drivers or passengers, and any suspects will be stopped.\r\n\r\nPatrol cars are now fitted with a set of electric scales, and the suspect will be weighed. If they are found to be over 19 stone they will receive at least a £60 fine (rising by a further pound for each extra pound in weight), up to a maximum of £120 pounds.\r\n\r\nThe cash will be channeled directly back into funds to repair the roads.\r\n\r\nBut the move has infuriated civil liberties campaigners, who insist it is discriminatory and restricts free movement.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Fat Tax\'</b>\r\n\r\n"This is a hateful Fat Tax," said Paul Butley, a leading Suffolk member of Liberty. "You simply can not blame overweight people for the state of the county roads. They pay taxes like everyone else for the upkeep of highways."\r\n\r\nBut county roads chiefs insisted the measure was fair. A spokesman said: "Studies have shown that roads can cope adequately with the weight of vehicles, but when a driver or passenger gets too big then I\'m afraid we start getting problems."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police say they have stopped and fined 24 oversized motorists since the bylaw came into force last week. A spokesman said: "Our advice is for the larger people to walk rather than risk a fine. After a while they will find they have lost weight and can get back in a car." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Overweight people banned from Suffolk roads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4703-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-17 09:38:29', '2016-09-17 09:38:29', '', 4703, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4703-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4714, 1, '2016-09-18 08:56:28', '2016-09-18 08:56:28', '<i>Introducing the Suffolk Gazette\'s very own agony aunt, 89-year-old Doris Daley. Write to her via our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact page</a> - we\'ll publish the best each week (maybe)</i>\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'m hoping you can help, as I\'m a little bit too embarrassed to ask anyone else. I\'ve had suspicions about my family doctor for some time, as he has clearly taken an unhealthy interest in me. Whenever I\'ve gone to the surgery, he has held me by the wotsits and asked me to cough. Once he did it when I\'d only gone in to pick up a prescription for my mother.\r\n\r\nThen this week he told me to bend over and with no warning he stuck his finger up my backside. I understand this is a regular and useful prostate test for men of a certain age, but I am not sure it was necessary for me.\r\n\r\nStephen, aged 19.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Stephen,\r\n\r\nLucky you. I have not had such close attention since VE Day in 1945 (which sadly soon became known in my house as VD Day, but that\'s another story).\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nRecently my son has been coming home with lots of unnecessary little things from the shops, and I never see a receipt. I\'m beginning to worry he may be shoplifting. What should I do?\r\n\r\nMaureen, Sudbury.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear Maureen,\r\n\r\nTell him to pocket a bottle of gin from the far aisle in Lidl. There are no cameras in that section.\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\nDear Doris,\r\n\r\nI\'ve been going out with a girl,\r\nher name is Julie\r\nBut last night she said to me,\r\nwhen we were watching telly\r\n\r\n(This is what she said)\r\n\r\nShe said listen John, I love you\r\nBut there\'s this bloke, I fancy\r\nI don\'t want to two time you,\r\nso it\'s the end for you and me.\r\n\r\nJilted John, 29.\r\n\r\n<b>Dear John,\r\n\r\nForget about the trollop and give me a call. I\'ll make you feel like a real man. It\'s all part of the Doris service.\r\n\r\nLove,\r\nDoris</b>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Dear Doris: the finger of suspicion', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1124-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-18 08:56:28', '2016-09-18 08:56:28', '', 1124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4715, 1, '2016-09-18 09:29:55', '2016-09-18 09:29:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nWell we\'ve gone from moaning about the Indian summer heatwave to whingeing about a chilly and rainy spell. My husband went from thongs to long Johns overnight, which was a relief for the neighbours, especially after he drank the last of the summer wine and did the conga with the lawnmower.</strong>\r\n\r\nWith the blackberries luscious and sweet on the hedges and the summer flowers on the wane there is no doubt that Autumn is here. Santa will be coming soon. He\'s already nipped round to some of the supermarkets, depositing his little parcels.\r\n\r\nAnd autumn means it\'s time to get your dibber out.\r\n\r\nI\'ve had mine out in My Lady Garden after buying several sacks of daffodils for a few quid at Lidl. Your snowdrops, crocus and spring narcissi, tulips, alliums and muscari can all be popped in now.\r\n\r\nHere\'s how to do it. Use your dibber - basically a pointy stick - to poke a hole in the ground to plant bulbs, corms and tubers, or with crocus and snowdrops you can pop  them into the lawn. Often a dibber will have inch measures notched on so you can see how far to stick it in. They come in different thicknesses and lengths as you can see from the photo I got on Snapchat.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dibber.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dibber.jpg" alt="Dibbers" width="400" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4716" /></a><i>Dibbers in different shapes and sizes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn Roman days, after feasting on fattened dormice and swigging jugs of mead wine, one old farmer would walk in a relatively straight line with his dibber out, making indents. He would be followed by another farmer inserting seed or bulbs, then filling in the first man\'s hole.\r\n\r\nI use a dibber for small crocus, grape hyacinth and snowdrops but for plumper bulbs, I find it easier to use a metal bulb planter like this one by Spear and Jackson, who were probably those first Roman farmers I referred to.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/planter.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/planter.jpg" alt="planter" width="500" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4717" /></a><i>Easy peasy, just squeezy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nUse your planter after rain, so the ground isn\'t like concrete, unless you are some kind of masochist.\r\n\r\nYou take out a divot, like the Suffolk Gazette editor trying to hit a golf ball (<i>true story - Ed</i>), then drop in your larger bulbs like daffs, then - hey presto! - the spring-loaded handle pops the little clump of soil back. You can buy dibbers and planters for a few quid and there is even a long-handled one for those who don\'t like to bend down, or fear they may never get up again.\r\n\r\nAt this time of year you can go online and order a great-value "lucky dip" of bulbs or plug plants which will give you colour and cutting flowers in the spring.\r\n\r\nIf you\'re like me, you won\'t have a fecking clue what\'s going to bloom but that\'s all part of the fun of nature.\r\n\r\nThis week I chopped down my dead sweet peas. The wigwam thingy they grow up will have a winter jasmine or clematis if I can find some in the pound shop or B & Q. I also cut down the finished herbaceous border plants. If you have yet to do this, leave some tall ones, such as allium, crocosmia and poppy seed heads so you have some structure for frosts and snow. It can look very artistic, as do my poppy heads above the fine statue of a gnome on an Ipswich Town tractor. You will be the envy of your cul de sac.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/poppy-gnome-e1474190348185.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/poppy-gnome-e1474190348185.jpg" alt="poppy-gnome" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4718" /></a><i>My poppy heads and gnome display</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Put your flip flops away and get the Wellies out.\r\n\r\n* Buy Patch Magic to repair the piss-yellow grass where the paddling pool was.\r\n\r\n* Turn the heating on\r\n\r\n<strong>And now for the answers to your problems</strong>\r\n\r\n* Steve B from Sudbury: Well to my expert eye, your apple (see photo below) is somewhat deformed. I would take a chainsaw to the tree and cancel the apple crumble.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/apple-e1474190638965.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/apple-e1474190638965.jpg" alt="apple" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4719" /></a><i>Core, blimey - deformed apple</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Colonel Sanders from Aldeburgh: Yes I\'m sorry to inform you that there is such a plant as Winter Lettuce. But you can always replace it with chips.\r\n\r\n* Mandy F from Leiston: If you were paying attenshun you would have sheen my shloe gin reshipee in the Shuffolk Gazep reshently and I can bloody assure you, you shupid cow, that itsh jusht as shtrong as the bleedin Adnamsh shite. Hic! Where am I?\r\n\r\nShee you all next  week.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'It\'s chilly, but time to get your dibber out', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'get-dibber-out', '', '', '2018-01-29 15:09:08', '2018-01-29 15:09:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4715', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4719, 1, '2016-09-18 09:23:38', '2016-09-18 09:23:38', '', 'apple', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'apple', '', '', '2016-09-18 09:23:38', '2016-09-18 09:23:38', '', 4715, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/apple.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4720, 1, '2016-09-18 09:28:04', '2016-09-18 09:28:04', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Well we\'ve gone from moaning about the Indian summer heatwave to whingeing about a chilly and rainy spell. My husband went from thongs to long Johns overnight, which was a relief for the neighbours, especially after he drank the last of the summer wine and did the conga with the lawnmower.</b>\r\n\r\nWith the blackberries luscious and sweet on the hedges and the summer flowers on the wane there is no doubt that Autumn is here. Santa will be coming soon. He\'s already nipped round to some of the supermarkets, depositing his little parcels.\r\n\r\nAnd autumn means it\'s time to get your dibber out.\r\n\r\nI\'ve had mine out in My Lady Garden after buying several sacks of daffodils for a few quid at Lidl. Your snowdrops, crocus and spring narcissi, tulips, alliums and muscari can all be popped in now.\r\n\r\nHere\'s how to do it. Use your dibber - basically a pointy stick - to poke a hole in the ground to plant bulbs, corms and tubers, or with crocus and snowdrops you can pop  them into the lawn. Often a dibber will have inch measures notched on so you can see how far to stick it in. They come in different thicknesses and lengths as you can see from the photo I got on Snapchat.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dibber.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dibber.jpg" alt="Dibbers" width="400" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4716" /></a></center><i>Dibbers in different shapes and sizes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn Roman days, after feasting on fattened dormice and swigging jugs of mead wine, one old farmer would walk in a relatively straight line with his dibber out, making indents. He would be followed by another farmer inserting seed or bulbs, then filling in the first man\'s hole.\r\n\r\nI use a dibber for small crocus, grape hyacinth and snowdrops but for plumper bulbs, I find it easier to use a metal bulb planter like this one by Spear and Jackson, who were probably those first Roman farmers I referred to.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/planter.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/planter.jpg" alt="planter" width="500" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4717" /></a><i>Easy peasy, just squeezy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nUse your planter after rain, so the ground isn\'t like concrete, unless you are some kind of masochist.\r\n\r\nYou take out a divot, like the Suffolk Gazette editor trying to hit a golf ball (<i>true story - Ed</i>), then drop in your larger bulbs like daffs, then - hey presto! - the spring-loaded handle pops the little clump of soil back. You can buy dibbers and planters for a few quid and there is even a long-handled one for those who don\'t like to bend down, or fear they may never get up again.\r\n\r\nAt this time of year you can go online and order a great-value "lucky dip" of bulbs or plug plants which will give you colour and cutting flowers in the spring.\r\n\r\nIf you\'re like me, you won\'t have a fecking clue what\'s going to bloom but that\'s all part of the fun of nature.\r\n\r\nThis week I chopped down my dead sweet peas. The wigwam thingy they grow up will have a winter jasmine or clematis if I can find some in the pound shop or B & Q. I also cut down the finished herbaceous border plants. If you have yet to do this, leave some tall ones, such as allium, crocosmia and poppy seed heads so you have some structure for frosts and snow. It can look very artistic, as do my poppy heads above the fine statue of a gnome on an Ipswich Town tractor. You will be the envy of your cul de sac.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/poppy-gnome-e1474190348185.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/poppy-gnome-e1474190348185.jpg" alt="poppy-gnome" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4718" /></a><i>My poppy heads and gnome display</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Put your flip flops away and get the Wellies out.\r\n\r\n* Buy Patch Magic to repair the piss-yellow grass where the paddling pool was.\r\n\r\n* Turn the heating on\r\n\r\n<b>And now for the answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Steve B from Sudbury: Well to my expert eye, your apple (see photo below) is somewhat deformed. I would take a chainsaw to the tree and cancel the apple crumble.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/apple-e1474190638965.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/apple-e1474190638965.jpg" alt="apple" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4719" /></a><i>Core, blimey - deformed apple</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Colonel Sanders from Aldeburgh: Yes I\'m sorry to inform you that there is such a plant as Winter Lettuce. But you can always replace it with chips.\r\n\r\n* Mandy F from Leiston: If you were paying attenshun you would have sheen my shloe gin reshipee in the Shuffolk Gazep reshently and I can bloody assure you, you shupid cow, that itsh jusht as shtrong as the bleedin Adnamsh shite. Hic! Where am I?\r\n\r\nShee you all next  week.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'It\'s chilly, but time to get your dibber out', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4715-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-18 09:28:04', '2016-09-18 09:28:04', '', 4715, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4715-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4721, 1, '2016-09-18 09:29:18', '2016-09-18 09:29:18', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Well we\'ve gone from moaning about the Indian summer heatwave to whingeing about a chilly and rainy spell. My husband went from thongs to long Johns overnight, which was a relief for the neighbours, especially after he drank the last of the summer wine and did the conga with the lawnmower.</b>\r\n\r\nWith the blackberries luscious and sweet on the hedges and the summer flowers on the wane there is no doubt that Autumn is here. Santa will be coming soon. He\'s already nipped round to some of the supermarkets, depositing his little parcels.\r\n\r\nAnd autumn means it\'s time to get your dibber out.\r\n\r\nI\'ve had mine out in My Lady Garden after buying several sacks of daffodils for a few quid at Lidl. Your snowdrops, crocus and spring narcissi, tulips, alliums and muscari can all be popped in now.\r\n\r\nHere\'s how to do it. Use your dibber - basically a pointy stick - to poke a hole in the ground to plant bulbs, corms and tubers, or with crocus and snowdrops you can pop  them into the lawn. Often a dibber will have inch measures notched on so you can see how far to stick it in. They come in different thicknesses and lengths as you can see from the photo I got on Snapchat.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dibber.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dibber.jpg" alt="Dibbers" width="400" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4716" /></a><i>Dibbers in different shapes and sizes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn Roman days, after feasting on fattened dormice and swigging jugs of mead wine, one old farmer would walk in a relatively straight line with his dibber out, making indents. He would be followed by another farmer inserting seed or bulbs, then filling in the first man\'s hole.\r\n\r\nI use a dibber for small crocus, grape hyacinth and snowdrops but for plumper bulbs, I find it easier to use a metal bulb planter like this one by Spear and Jackson, who were probably those first Roman farmers I referred to.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/planter.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/planter.jpg" alt="planter" width="500" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4717" /></a><i>Easy peasy, just squeezy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nUse your planter after rain, so the ground isn\'t like concrete, unless you are some kind of masochist.\r\n\r\nYou take out a divot, like the Suffolk Gazette editor trying to hit a golf ball (<i>true story - Ed</i>), then drop in your larger bulbs like daffs, then - hey presto! - the spring-loaded handle pops the little clump of soil back. You can buy dibbers and planters for a few quid and there is even a long-handled one for those who don\'t like to bend down, or fear they may never get up again.\r\n\r\nAt this time of year you can go online and order a great-value "lucky dip" of bulbs or plug plants which will give you colour and cutting flowers in the spring.\r\n\r\nIf you\'re like me, you won\'t have a fecking clue what\'s going to bloom but that\'s all part of the fun of nature.\r\n\r\nThis week I chopped down my dead sweet peas. The wigwam thingy they grow up will have a winter jasmine or clematis if I can find some in the pound shop or B & Q. I also cut down the finished herbaceous border plants. If you have yet to do this, leave some tall ones, such as allium, crocosmia and poppy seed heads so you have some structure for frosts and snow. It can look very artistic, as do my poppy heads above the fine statue of a gnome on an Ipswich Town tractor. You will be the envy of your cul de sac.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/poppy-gnome-e1474190348185.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/poppy-gnome-e1474190348185.jpg" alt="poppy-gnome" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4718" /></a><i>My poppy heads and gnome display</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Put your flip flops away and get the Wellies out.\r\n\r\n* Buy Patch Magic to repair the piss-yellow grass where the paddling pool was.\r\n\r\n* Turn the heating on\r\n\r\n<b>And now for the answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Steve B from Sudbury: Well to my expert eye, your apple (see photo below) is somewhat deformed. I would take a chainsaw to the tree and cancel the apple crumble.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/apple-e1474190638965.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/apple-e1474190638965.jpg" alt="apple" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4719" /></a><i>Core, blimey - deformed apple</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Colonel Sanders from Aldeburgh: Yes I\'m sorry to inform you that there is such a plant as Winter Lettuce. But you can always replace it with chips.\r\n\r\n* Mandy F from Leiston: If you were paying attenshun you would have sheen my shloe gin reshipee in the Shuffolk Gazep reshently and I can bloody assure you, you shupid cow, that itsh jusht as shtrong as the bleedin Adnamsh shite. Hic! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4722, 1, '2016-09-19 14:57:25', '2016-09-19 14:57:25', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSix people were arrested when Suffolk Police smashed a sophisticated smuggling ring bringing evil Turkey Twizzlers across the border from Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe deadly Bernard Matthews Turkey Twizzlers vanished from supermarket shelves in 2005 after celebrity chef Jamie Oliver revealed they contained very little turkey - but a great deal of fat.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut before production stopped, criminal gangs snapped up hundreds of thousands of bags and froze them in rows of deep freezers in a disused warehouse near Norwich.\r\n\r\nAnd ever since the criminals have been shipping out dozens of bags a week to addicts in Norfolk and Suffolk, charging sky-high prices - sometimes as much as £40 a bag.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turkey-twizzlers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turkey-twizzlers.jpg" alt="Turkey Twizzlers" width="620" height="603" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4723" /></a><i>Seized: Part of the Turkey Twizzlers stash being smuggled into Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDetectives in Suffolk have known about the trade for years, but had no idea how the Turkey Twizzlers were being smuggled unnoticed into he county.\r\n\r\nBut following a tip-off from a reformed Turkey Twizzlers addict, they lay in waiting as a boat laden with packets of the unhealthy snack was rowed across the River Waveney at Beccles.\r\n\r\nOfficers pounced as two Turkey Twizzlers couriers met the cargo on the Suffolk side and began loading it into their Vauxhall Nova car.\r\n\r\nFour people were arrested at the scene, with another two being picked up at the factory at Thorpe End, where officers found the 25-stone ring leader.\r\n\r\n"This is a major result for us," a spokesman for Suffolk police said. "We are determined to keep Turkey Twizzlers off the streets. People easily get hooked and I\'m afraid all the evidence shows it leads to bigger problems."\r\n\r\nHe said it was believed the shipment seized at Beccles, with a street value of £3,000, was headed for the Gainsborough estate area of Ipswich, which has a particular Turkey Twizzlers problem.\r\n\r\nOne self-confessed addict, Sarah Shaylor-Tee, said: "If I don\'t get a portion fix each day I get withdrawal symptoms. They should really allow Turkey Twizzlers to be sold in the shops again - then we could get these evil criminals off the streets. They are feeding on our misery."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Turkey Twizzlers smuggling ring smashed by police', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'turkey-twizzlers-police', '', '', '2016-09-20 08:54:17', '2016-09-20 08:54:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4722', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4723, 1, '2016-09-19 14:42:55', '2016-09-19 14:42:55', 'Turket Twizzlers smuggled into Suffolk', 'turkey-twizzlers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'turkey-twizzlers', '', '', '2016-09-19 14:43:20', '2016-09-19 14:43:20', '', 4722, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turkey-twizzlers.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4724, 1, '2016-09-19 14:52:13', '2016-09-19 14:52:13', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSix people were arrested when Suffolk Police smashed a sophisticated smuggling ring bringing evil Turkey Twizzlers across the border from Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe deadly Bernard Matthews Turkey Twizzlers vanished from supermarket shelves in 2005 after celebrity chef Jamie Oliver revealed they contained very little turkey - but a great deal of fat.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut before production stopped, criminal gangs snapped up hundreds of thousands of bags and froze them in rows of deep freezers in a disused warehouse near Norwich.\r\n\r\nAnd ever since the criminals have been shipping out dozens of bags a week to addicts in Norfolk and Suffolk, charging sky-high prices - sometimes as much as £40 a bag.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turkey-twizzlers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turkey-twizzlers.jpg" alt="Turkey Twizzlers" width="620" height="603" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4723" /></a><i>Seized: Part of the Turkey Twizzlers stash being smuggled into Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDetectives in Suffolk have known about the trade for years, but had no idea how the Turkey Twizzlers were being smuggled unnoticed into he county.\r\n\r\nBut following a tip off from a reformed Turkey Twizzler addict, they lay in waiting as a boat laden with packets of the unhealthy snack was rowed across the River Waveney at Beccles.\r\n\r\nOfficers pounced as two Tukey Twizzler couriers met the cargo on the Suffolk side and began loading it into their Vauxhall Nova car.\r\n\r\nFour people were arrested at the scene, with another two being picked up at the factory, where officers found the 25-stone ring leader.\r\n\r\n"This is a major result for us," a spokesman for Suffolk police said. "We are determined to keep Turkey Twizzlers off the streets. People easily get hooked and I\'m afraid all the evidence shows it leads to bigger problems."\r\n\r\nHe said it was believed the shipment seized at Beccles, with a street value of £3,000, was headed for the Gainsborough estate area of Ipswich, which has a particular Turkey Twizzler problem.\r\n\r\nOne self-confessed addict, Sarah Shaylor-Tee, said: "If I don\'t get a portion fix each day I get withdrawal symptoms. They should really allow Turkey Twizzlers to be sold in the shops again - then we could get these evil criminals off the streets. They are feeding on our misery."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Turkey Twizzlers smuggling ring smashed by police', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4722-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-19 14:52:13', '2016-09-19 14:52:13', '', 4722, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4722-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4725, 1, '2016-09-19 14:54:19', '2016-09-19 14:54:19', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSix people were arrested when Suffolk Police smashed a sophisticated smuggling ring bringing evil Turkey Twizzlers across the border from Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe deadly Bernard Matthews Turkey Twizzlers vanished from supermarket shelves in 2005 after celebrity chef Jamie Oliver revealed they contained very little turkey - but a great deal of fat.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut before production stopped, criminal gangs snapped up hundreds of thousands of bags and froze them in rows of deep freezers in a disused warehouse near Norwich.\r\n\r\nAnd ever since the criminals have been shipping out dozens of bags a week to addicts in Norfolk and Suffolk, charging sky-high prices - sometimes as much as £40 a bag.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turkey-twizzlers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turkey-twizzlers.jpg" alt="Turkey Twizzlers" width="620" height="603" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4723" /></a><i>Seized: Part of the Turkey Twizzlers stash being smuggled into Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDetectives in Suffolk have known about the trade for years, but had no idea how the Turkey Twizzlers were being smuggled unnoticed into he county.\r\n\r\nBut following a tip-off from a reformed Turkey Twizzlers addict, they lay in waiting as a boat laden with packets of the unhealthy snack was rowed across the River Waveney at Beccles.\r\n\r\nOfficers pounced as two Turkey Twizzlers couriers met the cargo on the Suffolk side and began loading it into their Vauxhall Nova car.\r\n\r\nFour people were arrested at the scene, with another two being picked up at the factory, where officers found the 25-stone ring leader.\r\n\r\n"This is a major result for us," a spokesman for Suffolk police said. "We are determined to keep Turkey Twizzlers off the streets. People easily get hooked and I\'m afraid all the evidence shows it leads to bigger problems."\r\n\r\nHe said it was believed the shipment seized at Beccles, with a street value of £3,000, was headed for the Gainsborough estate area of Ipswich, which has a particular Turkey Twizzlers problem.\r\n\r\nOne self-confessed addict, Sarah Shaylor-Tee, said: "If I don\'t get a portion fix each day I get withdrawal symptoms. They should really allow Turkey Twizzlers to be sold in the shops again - then we could get these evil criminals off the streets. They are feeding on our misery."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Turkey Twizzlers smuggling ring smashed by police', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4722-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-19 14:54:19', '2016-09-19 14:54:19', '', 4722, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4722-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4726, 1, '2016-09-19 14:57:25', '2016-09-19 14:57:25', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSix people were arrested when Suffolk Police smashed a sophisticated smuggling ring bringing evil Turkey Twizzlers across the border from Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe deadly Bernard Matthews Turkey Twizzlers vanished from supermarket shelves in 2005 after celebrity chef Jamie Oliver revealed they contained very little turkey - but a great deal of fat.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut before production stopped, criminal gangs snapped up hundreds of thousands of bags and froze them in rows of deep freezers in a disused warehouse near Norwich.\r\n\r\nAnd ever since the criminals have been shipping out dozens of bags a week to addicts in Norfolk and Suffolk, charging sky-high prices - sometimes as much as £40 a bag.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turkey-twizzlers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turkey-twizzlers.jpg" alt="Turkey Twizzlers" width="620" height="603" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4723" /></a><i>Seized: Part of the Turkey Twizzlers stash being smuggled into Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDetectives in Suffolk have known about the trade for years, but had no idea how the Turkey Twizzlers were being smuggled unnoticed into he county.\r\n\r\nBut following a tip-off from a reformed Turkey Twizzlers addict, they lay in waiting as a boat laden with packets of the unhealthy snack was rowed across the River Waveney at Beccles.\r\n\r\nOfficers pounced as two Turkey Twizzlers couriers met the cargo on the Suffolk side and began loading it into their Vauxhall Nova car.\r\n\r\nFour people were arrested at the scene, with another two being picked up at the factory at Thorpe End, where officers found the 25-stone ring leader.\r\n\r\n"This is a major result for us," a spokesman for Suffolk police said. "We are determined to keep Turkey Twizzlers off the streets. People easily get hooked and I\'m afraid all the evidence shows it leads to bigger problems."\r\n\r\nHe said it was believed the shipment seized at Beccles, with a street value of £3,000, was headed for the Gainsborough estate area of Ipswich, which has a particular Turkey Twizzlers problem.\r\n\r\nOne self-confessed addict, Sarah Shaylor-Tee, said: "If I don\'t get a portion fix each day I get withdrawal symptoms. They should really allow Turkey Twizzlers to be sold in the shops again - then we could get these evil criminals off the streets. They are feeding on our misery."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Turkey Twizzlers smuggling ring smashed by police', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4722-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-19 14:57:25', '2016-09-19 14:57:25', '', 4722, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4722-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4727, 0, '2016-09-19 15:16:15', '2016-09-19 15:16:15', 'Hi,\r\n\r\nAlan here from Classic Album Sundays, hope you are well.\r\n\r\nWe\'ve got a special event coming up with The John Peel Archive in Stowmarket and I was hoping you could feature the event on your website please. We have a special discount for for students available and it would be great if you could help us spread the word.\r\n\r\nOur guest for the evening will be Mogwai\'s Stuart Braithwaite and we\'ll be featuring Mogwai\'s seminal album \'Mogwai Young Team\'. During the event we\'ll be interviewing Stuart about the making of and inspirations for the album and the influence and effect John Peel had on Mogwai\'s career. This will then be followed by a full album playback using John Peel\'s personal copy of the album and we will finish with a q&amp;a allowing fans to ask questions of their own.\r\n\r\nThe full event info as on the below link and I have attached the full press release.  If you require any further informations, please don\'t hesitate to ask.\r\n\r\nhttp://classicalbumsundays.com/john-peel-archive-classic-album-sundays-on-audio-note-uk-mogwai-young-team/\r\n\r\nThanks\r\nAlan\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Alan Dixon\nAUTHOR EMAIL: alan@classicalbumsundays.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.240\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Alan Dixon\n    [2_Email] =&gt; alan@classicalbumsundays.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi,\r\n\r\nAlan here from Classic Album Sundays, hope you are well.\r\n\r\nWe\'ve got a special event coming up with The John Peel Archive in Stowmarket and I was hoping you could feature the event on your website please. We have a special discount for for students available and it would be great if you could help us spread the word.\r\n\r\nOur guest for the evening will be Mogwai\'s Stuart Braithwaite and we\'ll be featuring Mogwai\'s seminal album \'Mogwai Young Team\'. During the event we\'ll be interviewing Stuart about the making of and inspirations for the album and the influence and effect John Peel had on Mogwai\'s career. This will then be followed by a full album playback using John Peel\'s personal copy of the album and we will finish with a q&amp;a allowing fans to ask questions of their own.\r\n\r\nThe full event info as on the below link and I have attached the full press release.  If you require any further informations, please don\'t hesitate to ask.\r\n\r\nhttp://classicalbumsundays.com/john-peel-archive-classic-album-sundays-on-audio-note-uk-mogwai-young-team/\r\n\r\nThanks\r\nAlan\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 2bd9980339fce0cfdfe4cf1318c71605\n)\n', 'Alan Dixon - 2016-09-19 15:16:15', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2bd9980339fce0cfdfe4cf1318c71605', '', '', '2016-09-19 15:16:15', '2016-09-19 15:16:15', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4727', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4729, 1, '2016-09-20 08:35:06', '2016-09-20 08:35:06', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note.jpg" alt="Environmentalists add 5p tax to plastic fiver" width="680" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4730" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Gemma Owen\r\n\r\nGreen campaigners behind the plastic carrier bag \'tax\' have now forced through a 5p levy on plastic five pound notes.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency has added the tariff over concerns that Britain\'s throwaway society will litter the streets with fivers that can\'t biodegrade and will harm the environment.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow every time someone receives a plastic five pound note from the bank, they will be charged £5.05.\r\n\r\n"Although those elected prefer to call them \'polymer\' notes, the simple truth is they are made of plastic, and plastic as we well know is a hazard to our birds and marine life", a spokesman from the agency said.\r\n\r\n"We would like to limit the amount of five pound notes issued and get people to use coins instead. We believe that if this levy is in place it will make people think twice about using these notes, therefore reducing the risk of damage that plastic causes to our environment."\r\n\r\nHowever, Mr Robert Card from the Royal Mint was full of praise for the new fiver. "What I like about them is that you can put them in a washing machine to keep them clean," he said. "I tested one myself when I washed my smalls yesterday. They will definitely survive a 90 degree wash."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Environmentalists force 5p levy on plastic £5 notes', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'environmentalists-plastic-five-pound', '', '', '2016-09-21 15:15:39', '2016-09-21 15:15:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4729', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4730, 1, '2016-09-20 08:28:12', '2016-09-20 08:28:12', 'Environmentalists add 5p tax to plastic fiver', 'environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note', '', '', '2016-09-20 08:28:35', '2016-09-20 08:28:35', '', 4729, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4731, 1, '2016-09-20 08:31:40', '2016-09-20 08:31:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note.jpg" alt="Environmentalists add 5p tax to plastic fiver" width="680" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4730" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Gemma Owen\r\n\r\nGreen campaigners behind the plastic carrier bag \'tax\' have now forced through a 5p levy on plastic five pound notes.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency has added the tariff over concerns that Britain\'s throwaway society will litter the streets with fivers that can\'t biodegrade and will harm the environment.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow every time someone receives a plastic five pound note from the bank, they will be charged £5.05.\r\n\r\n"Although those elected prefer to call them \'polymer\' notes, the simple truth is they are made of plastic, and plastic as we well know is a hazard to our birds and marine life", a\r\nspokesman from the agency said.\r\n\r\n"We would like to limit the amount of five pound notes issued and get people to use coins instead. We believe that if this levy is in place it will make people think twice about using these notes, therefore reducing the risk of damage that plastic causes to our environment."\r\n\r\nHowever, Mr Robert Card from the Royal Mint was full of praise for the new fiver. "What I like about them is that you can put them in a washing machine to keep them clean," He said. "I tested one myself when I washed my smalls yesterday. They will definitely survive a 90 degree wash."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Environmentalists force 5p levy on new plastic £5 notes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4729-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-20 08:31:40', '2016-09-20 08:31:40', '', 4729, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4729-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4732, 1, '2016-09-20 08:36:00', '2016-09-20 08:36:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note.jpg" alt="Environmentalists add 5p tax to plastic fiver" width="680" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4730" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Gemma Owen\r\n\r\nGreen campaigners behind the plastic carrier bag \'tax\' have now forced through a 5p levy on plastic five pound notes.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency has added the tariff over concerns that Britain\'s throwaway society will litter the streets with fivers that can\'t biodegrade and will harm the environment.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow every time someone receives a plastic five pound note from the bank, they will be charged £5.05.\r\n\r\n"Although those elected prefer to call them \'polymer\' notes, the simple truth is they are made of plastic, and plastic as we well know is a hazard to our birds and marine life", a\r\nspokesman from the agency said.\r\n\r\n"We would like to limit the amount of five pound notes issued and get people to use coins instead. We believe that if this levy is in place it will make people think twice about using these notes, therefore reducing the risk of damage that plastic causes to our environment."\r\n\r\nHowever, Mr Robert Card from the Royal Mint was full of praise for the new fiver. "What I like about them is that you can put them in a washing machine to keep them clean," He said. "I tested one myself when I washed my smalls yesterday. They will definitely survive a 90 degree wash."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Environmentalists force 5p levy on plastic £5 notes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4729-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-20 08:36:00', '2016-09-20 08:36:00', '', 4729, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4729-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4733, 1, '2016-09-20 08:37:05', '2016-09-20 08:37:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note.jpg" alt="Environmentalists add 5p tax to plastic fiver" width="680" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4730" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Gemma Owen\r\n\r\nGreen campaigners behind the plastic carrier bag \'tax\' have now forced through a 5p levy on plastic five pound notes.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency has added the tariff over concerns that Britain\'s throwaway society will litter the streets with fivers that can\'t biodegrade and will harm the environment.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow every time someone receives a plastic five pound note from the bank, they will be charged £5.05.\r\n\r\n"Although those elected prefer to call them \'polymer\' notes, the simple truth is they are made of plastic, and plastic as we well know is a hazard to our birds and marine life", a spokesman from the agency said.\r\n\r\n"We would like to limit the amount of five pound notes issued and get people to use coins instead. We believe that if this levy is in place it will make people think twice about using these notes, therefore reducing the risk of damage that plastic causes to our environment."\r\n\r\nHowever, Mr Robert Card from the Royal Mint was full of praise for the new fiver. "What I like about them is that you can put them in a washing machine to keep them clean," He said. "I tested one myself when I washed my smalls yesterday. They will definitely survive a 90 degree wash."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Environmentalists force 5p levy on plastic £5 notes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4729-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-20 08:37:05', '2016-09-20 08:37:05', '', 4729, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4729-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4734, 1, '2016-09-20 08:37:40', '2016-09-20 08:37:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/environmentalists-plastic-five-pound-note.jpg" alt="Environmentalists add 5p tax to plastic fiver" width="680" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4730" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Gemma Owen\r\n\r\nGreen campaigners behind the plastic carrier bag \'tax\' have now forced through a 5p levy on plastic five pound notes.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency has added the tariff over concerns that Britain\'s throwaway society will litter the streets with fivers that can\'t biodegrade and will harm the environment.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow every time someone receives a plastic five pound note from the bank, they will be charged £5.05.\r\n\r\n"Although those elected prefer to call them \'polymer\' notes, the simple truth is they are made of plastic, and plastic as we well know is a hazard to our birds and marine life", a spokesman from the agency said.\r\n\r\n"We would like to limit the amount of five pound notes issued and get people to use coins instead. We believe that if this levy is in place it will make people think twice about using these notes, therefore reducing the risk of damage that plastic causes to our environment."\r\n\r\nHowever, Mr Robert Card from the Royal Mint was full of praise for the new fiver. "What I like about them is that you can put them in a washing machine to keep them clean," he said. "I tested one myself when I washed my smalls yesterday. They will definitely survive a 90 degree wash."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Environmentalists force 5p levy on plastic £5 notes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4729-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-20 08:37:40', '2016-09-20 08:37:40', '', 4729, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4729-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4735, 1, '2016-09-20 17:27:29', '2016-09-20 17:27:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/angelina-jolie-william-gaue.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/angelina-jolie-william-gaue.jpg" alt="Angelina Jolie and William Hague" width="1024" height="695" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4736" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nHollywood star Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt after he flew into jealous rages over her "close friendship" with dashing former British Foreign Secretary William Hague.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Pitt could not abide his beautiful wife being by the side of the handsome politician during her many charity trips to the UK and beyond.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHis jealousy was too much for former Tomb Raider star Angelina, who shocked the showbiz world by filing for divorce today, citing "irreconcilable differences".\r\n\r\nA close pal of Pitt\'s told us: "Brad is quite geeky and plain-looking, some might say borderline ugly. But this William Hague guy is the stuff of female fantasy. Not only is he a powerful man, his chiselled face, smooth bare head and come-to-bed voice send women into a daze.\r\n\r\n"Hague is known as a sex symbol in the UK, and Brad noticed Angelina was spending more and more time meeting him, while doing \'charity things\'. What\'s any husband to think?"\r\n\r\n<b>William Pitt the Younger</b>\r\n\r\nMr Hague, 55, <i>pictured above with Angelina</i>, once wrote a famed biography on William Pitt the Younger, who was Brad Pitt\'s close ancestor - and Angelina always claimed this was a factor in her husband\'s rages.\r\n\r\nA friend said: "Brad did not like it when William Hague started poking around his family history, and this did not play well a few years later when he started seeing his wife for charitable work."\r\n\r\nEven when they were not working on charity things, Angelina, 41, and Mr Hague remained close and enjoyed a lunchtime date as recently as April.\r\n\r\nBrad, 52, and Angelina -- Brangelina as they are known to fans -- have been together since 2004, but only married in 2014. They have six children.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Brad Pitt \'flew into jealous rages\' over William Hague', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'brad-pitt-angelina-william-hague', '', '', '2016-09-21 15:15:15', '2016-09-21 15:15:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4735', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4737, 1, '2016-09-20 17:26:43', '2016-09-20 17:26:43', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/angelina-jolie-william-gaue.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/angelina-jolie-william-gaue.jpg" alt="Angelina Jolie and William Hague" width="1024" height="695" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4736" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nHollywood star Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt after he flew into jealous rages over her "close friendship" with dashing former British Foreign Secretary William Hague.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Pitt could not abide his beautiful wife being by the side of the handsome politician during her many charity trips to the UK and beyond.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHis jealousy was too much for former Tomb Raider star Angelina, who shocked the showbiz world by filing for divorce today, citing "irreconcilable differences".\r\n\r\nA close pal of Pitt\'s told us: "Brad is quite geeky and plain-looking, some might say borderline ugly. But this William Hague guy is the stuff of female fantasy. Not only is he a powerful man, his chiselled face, smooth bare head and come-to-bed voice send women into a daze.\r\n\r\n"Hague is known as a sex symbol in the UK, and Brad noticed Angelina was spending more and more time meeting him, while doing \'charity things\'. What\'s any husband to think?"\r\n\r\n<b>William Pitt the Younger</b>\r\n\r\nMr Hague, 55, <i>pictured above with Angelina</i>, once wrote a famed biography on William Pitt the Younger, who was Brad Pitt\'s close ancestor - and Angelina always claimed this was a factor in her husband\'s rages.\r\n\r\nA friend said: "Brad did not like it when William Hague started poking around his family history, and this did not play well a few years later when he started seeing his wife for charitable work."\r\n\r\nEven when they were not working on charity things, Angelina, 41, and Mr Hague remained close and enjoyed a lunchtime date as recently as April.\r\n\r\nBrad, 52, and Angelina -- Brangelina as they are known to fans -- have been together since 2004, but only married in 2014. They have six children.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Brad Pitt \'flew into jealous rages\' over William Hague', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4735-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-20 17:26:43', '2016-09-20 17:26:43', '', 4735, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4735-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4739, 1, '2016-09-21 15:14:35', '2016-09-21 15:14:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/larry-downing-street-cat-and-hedgehog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/larry-downing-street-cat-and-hedgehog.jpg" alt="Larry the Downing Street Cat and Colin the hedgehog" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4740" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nLarry the Downing Street cat has a new friend vying for the world\'s attention - a happy hedgehog called Colin.</b>\r\n\r\nThe prickly beast was given to the Prime Minister\'s residence after being rescued from a pond by children at a Suffolk school.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe pupils at Little Brimmer Primary School nurtured Colin back to health after his watery mishap, and when one of them wrote to Prime Minister Theresa May asking what they should do with him, she wrote back and said: "Bring him to live here with Larry!"\r\n\r\nThe youngsters were thrilled, and eight of them traveled with head teacher James Peat to London on Monday to drop lucky Colin off.\r\n\r\nHe is tame and happily spends hours on the step outside Number 10, a spot normally patrolled exclusively by Larry the Downing Street cat.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said: "The two of them actually get on very well. Larry has had some scraps with Palmerston, the moggy bought in to catch mice at the neighbouring Foreign Office, but he seems quite content to be with Colin.\r\n\r\n"There is now a joke doing the rounds in the cabinet office: What\'s the difference between Colin and Downing Street? One has pricks on the outside, the other has pricks on the inside!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hedghog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hedghog.jpg" alt="Colin the hedgehog" width="300" height="168" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4741" /></a><i>Colin the hedgehog</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that the Prime Minister\'s car, and those of ministers and visiting dignitaries, have been ordered to watch out for Colin should he be scratching around for slugs in the road.\r\n\r\nLittle Brimmer school head Mr Peat said: "The children were delighted to have made Colin the world\'s most famous hedgehog. It\'s a real coup for the school, which got some bad press last year when the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/children-blue-paint/">old caretaker accidentally dyed some of the pupils blue</a>."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Larry the Downing Street cat has new prickly pal', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'larry-the-downing-street-cat-hedgehog', '', '', '2016-09-22 10:42:23', '2016-09-22 10:42:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4739', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4741, 1, '2016-09-21 15:07:17', '2016-09-21 15:07:17', 'Colin the Hedgehog', 'colin-hedgehog', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'hedghog', '', '', '2016-09-21 15:07:47', '2016-09-21 15:07:47', '', 4739, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hedghog.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4742, 1, '2016-09-21 15:09:25', '2016-09-21 15:09:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/larry-downing-street-cat-and-hedgehog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/larry-downing-street-cat-and-hedgehog.jpg" alt="Larry the Downing Street Cat and Colin the hedgehog" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4740" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nLarry the Downing Street cat has a new friend vying for the world\'s attention - a friendly hedgehog called Colin.</b>\r\n\r\nThe prickly beast was given to the Prime Minister\'s residence after being rescued from a pond by children at a Suffolk school.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe pupils at Little Brimmer Primary School nurded Colin back to health after his watery mishap, and when one of them wrote to Prime Minister Theresa May asking what they should do with him, she wrote back and said: "Bring him to live here with Larry!"\r\n\r\nThe youngsters were thrilled, and eight of them traveled with head teacher James Peat to London on Monday to drop lucky Colin off.\r\n\r\nHe is tame and happily spends hours on the step to Number 10, a spot normally patrolled by Larry the Downing Street cat.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said: "The two of them actually get on very well. Larry has had some scraps with Palmerston, the moggy bought in to catch mice at the neighbouring Foreign Office, but he seems quite content to be with Colin. Perhaps the spikes made him see sense and back off.\r\n\r\n"There is now a joke doing the rounds of the cabinet office: What\'s the difference between Colin and Downing Street? One as pricks on the outside, the other on the inside!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hedghog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hedghog.jpg" alt="Colin the hedgehog" width="300" height="168" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4741" /></a><i>Colin the hedgehog</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that the Prime Minister\'s car, and those of ministers and visiting dignitaries, have been ordered to watch out for Colin should he be scratching around for slugs in the road.\r\n\r\nLittle Brimmer school head Mr Peat said: "The children were delighted to have made Colin the world\'s most famous hedgehog. It\'s a real coup for the school, which got some bad press last year when the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/children-blue-paint/">old caretaker accidentally dyed some of the pupils blue</a>."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Larry the Downing Street cat has new prickly pal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4739-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-21 15:09:25', '2016-09-21 15:09:25', '', 4739, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4739-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4743, 1, '2016-09-21 15:10:38', '2016-09-21 15:10:38', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/larry-downing-street-cat-and-hedgehog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/larry-downing-street-cat-and-hedgehog.jpg" alt="Larry the Downing Street Cat and Colin the hedgehog" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4740" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nLarry the Downing Street cat has a new friend vying for the world\'s attention - a friendly hedgehog called Colin.</b>\r\n\r\nThe prickly beast was given to the Prime Minister\'s residence after being rescued from a pond by children at a Suffolk school.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe pupils at Little Brimmer Primary School nurtured Colin back to health after his watery mishap, and when one of them wrote to Prime Minister Theresa May asking what they should do with him, she wrote back and said: "Bring him to live here with Larry!"\r\n\r\nThe youngsters were thrilled, and eight of them traveled with head teacher James Peat to London on Monday to drop lucky Colin off.\r\n\r\nHe is tame and happily spends hours on the step to Number 10, a spot normally patrolled by Larry the Downing Street cat.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said: "The two of them actually get on very well. Larry has had some scraps with Palmerston, the moggy bought in to catch mice at the neighbouring Foreign Office, but he seems quite content to be with Colin. Perhaps the spikes made him see sense and back off.\r\n\r\n"There is now a joke doing the rounds of the cabinet office: What\'s the difference between Colin and Downing Street? One as pricks on the outside, the other on the inside!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hedghog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hedghog.jpg" alt="Colin the hedgehog" width="300" height="168" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4741" /></a><i>Colin the hedgehog</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that the Prime Minister\'s car, and those of ministers and visiting dignitaries, have been ordered to watch out for Colin should he be scratching around for slugs in the road.\r\n\r\nLittle Brimmer school head Mr Peat said: "The children were delighted to have made Colin the world\'s most famous hedgehog. It\'s a real coup for the school, which got some bad press last year when the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/children-blue-paint/">old caretaker accidentally dyed some of the pupils blue</a>."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Larry the Downing Street cat has new prickly pal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4739-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-21 15:10:38', '2016-09-21 15:10:38', '', 4739, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4739-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4744, 1, '2016-09-21 15:13:40', '2016-09-21 15:13:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/larry-downing-street-cat-and-hedgehog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/larry-downing-street-cat-and-hedgehog.jpg" alt="Larry the Downing Street Cat and Colin the hedgehog" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4740" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nLarry the Downing Street cat has a new friend vying for the world\'s attention - a friendly hedgehog called Colin.</b>\r\n\r\nThe prickly beast was given to the Prime Minister\'s residence after being rescued from a pond by children at a Suffolk school.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe pupils at Little Brimmer Primary School nurtured Colin back to health after his watery mishap, and when one of them wrote to Prime Minister Theresa May asking what they should do with him, she wrote back and said: "Bring him to live here with Larry!"\r\n\r\nThe youngsters were thrilled, and eight of them traveled with head teacher James Peat to London on Monday to drop lucky Colin off.\r\n\r\nHe is tame and happily spends hours on the step outside Number 10, a spot normally patrolled exclusively by Larry the Downing Street cat.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said: "The two of them actually get on very well. Larry has had some scraps with Palmerston, the moggy bought in to catch mice at the neighbouring Foreign Office, but he seems quite content to be with Colin.\r\n\r\n"There is now a joke doing the rounds in the cabinet office: What\'s the difference between Colin and Downing Street? One has pricks on the outside, the other has pricks on the inside!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hedghog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hedghog.jpg" alt="Colin the hedgehog" width="300" height="168" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4741" /></a><i>Colin the hedgehog</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that the Prime Minister\'s car, and those of ministers and visiting dignitaries, have been ordered to watch out for Colin should he be scratching around for slugs in the road.\r\n\r\nLittle Brimmer school head Mr Peat said: "The children were delighted to have made Colin the world\'s most famous hedgehog. It\'s a real coup for the school, which got some bad press last year when the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/children-blue-paint/">old caretaker accidentally dyed some of the pupils blue</a>."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Larry the Downing Street cat has new prickly pal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4739-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-21 15:13:40', '2016-09-21 15:13:40', '', 4739, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4739-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4745, 1, '2016-09-21 15:32:32', '2016-09-21 15:32:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/larry-downing-street-cat-and-hedgehog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/larry-downing-street-cat-and-hedgehog.jpg" alt="Larry the Downing Street Cat and Colin the hedgehog" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4740" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Political Staff\r\n\r\nLarry the Downing Street cat has a new friend vying for the world\'s attention - a happy hedgehog called Colin.</b>\r\n\r\nThe prickly beast was given to the Prime Minister\'s residence after being rescued from a pond by children at a Suffolk school.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe pupils at Little Brimmer Primary School nurtured Colin back to health after his watery mishap, and when one of them wrote to Prime Minister Theresa May asking what they should do with him, she wrote back and said: "Bring him to live here with Larry!"\r\n\r\nThe youngsters were thrilled, and eight of them traveled with head teacher James Peat to London on Monday to drop lucky Colin off.\r\n\r\nHe is tame and happily spends hours on the step outside Number 10, a spot normally patrolled exclusively by Larry the Downing Street cat.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street spokesman said: "The two of them actually get on very well. Larry has had some scraps with Palmerston, the moggy bought in to catch mice at the neighbouring Foreign Office, but he seems quite content to be with Colin.\r\n\r\n"There is now a joke doing the rounds in the cabinet office: What\'s the difference between Colin and Downing Street? One has pricks on the outside, the other has pricks on the inside!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hedghog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hedghog.jpg" alt="Colin the hedgehog" width="300" height="168" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4741" /></a><i>Colin the hedgehog</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that the Prime Minister\'s car, and those of ministers and visiting dignitaries, have been ordered to watch out for Colin should he be scratching around for slugs in the road.\r\n\r\nLittle Brimmer school head Mr Peat said: "The children were delighted to have made Colin the world\'s most famous hedgehog. It\'s a real coup for the school, which got some bad press last year when the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/children-blue-paint/">old caretaker accidentally dyed some of the pupils blue</a>."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Larry the Downing Street cat has new prickly pal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4739-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-21 15:32:32', '2016-09-21 15:32:32', '', 4739, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4739-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4746, 1, '2016-09-22 10:41:45', '2016-09-22 10:41:45', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png" alt="Mary Berry retires" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4748" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Personal Finance Staff\r\n\r\nAn 81-year-old woman has revealed she is only now able to retire after a lifetime of slaving away in kitchens.</b>\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Berry says changes to state pension legislation meant she had to work well beyond what she had expected to be her retirement age.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut she has finally been able to hang up her apron after taking advantage of her employer\'s relocation.\r\n\r\n"I felt 81 was getting on a bit," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I had hoped to go at 60, but then the laws changed and pensions got smaller. I worked on and 65 came and went; 70 and 75, too.\r\n\r\n"Then when I got to 80 I thought, \'This is ridiculous\', and began looking for a way to put my feet up while I still had time."\r\n\r\nShe plans to spend her retirement reading and following her football team, Ipswich Town, the club she has supported since being evacuated to Suffolk from her home in Bath during the Second World War.\r\n\r\n"I\'ll keep busy, but I won\'t be watching any television - there\'s nothing on but crap," she said.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady finally able to retire, aged 81', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mary-berry-able-to-retire', '', '', '2016-09-23 09:02:54', '2016-09-23 09:02:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4746', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4747, 1, '2016-09-22 10:20:21', '2016-09-22 10:20:21', '<b>By Our Personal Finance Staff\r\n\r\nAn elderly lady has revealed that pension changes mean she is only now able to retire, aged 81.</b>\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Berry, a chef, has had to work until she nearly dropped, simply to make up for the rising retirement age imposed by the Government.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n', 'Elderly lady finally able to retire, aged 81', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4746-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-22 10:20:21', '2016-09-22 10:20:21', '', 4746, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4746-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
