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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2869, 1, '2016-02-26 12:47:47', '2016-02-26 12:47:47', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nEast Anglian farmers have been thrown into confusion after plans were approved for a huge North Sea wind farm.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were baffled about how to grow and harvest wind, while the thought of using their beloved machinery out on the water sent them into a panic.\r\n\r\nBeccles potato mogul Maurice Piper said the idea was half-baked. “We are pleased that the government is expanding Suffolk farming further into the sea, a strategy that has not been applied since the 17th century.\r\n\r\n"But we are concerned they have forgotten about the drainage bit. You can imagine our surprise to hear they were intending to leave the sea where it was."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2868"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" alt="north sea wind farm" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2868" /></a><i>Waves of protest: Farmers have concerns over North Sea wind farm plan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nScottishPower Renewables revealed this week it had finalised funding for the East Anglia ONE wind farm off the coast of Lowestoft in Suffolk, and work would begin next year.\r\n\r\nIt said 714 megawatts of wind energy would produced, enough for all East Anglia households - especially as most north of Colchester uses Rayburn woodburners anyway.\r\n\r\nThe megawatt bit confused Mr Piper even more. “No one even knows how many tons of wind a megawatt is, and what size hopper is needed to store it in. Obviously the plans will also raise concerns over the volume of wind traffic on the A146 in the summer.”\r\n\r\nHe said farmers were also worried about working conditions offshore, and the costs of converting and running a maritime Massey Ferguson. Attaching lifeboats, liferafts, a rudder, a brass bell and brass polish would all eat into profits, he wanred.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk branch of the National Farmers\' Union said they are expected to test out a floating tractor on a village pond at Westleton next month.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'North Sea wind farm baffles farmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2867-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-26 12:47:47', '2016-02-26 12:47:47', '', 2867, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2867-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2870, 1, '2016-02-26 12:51:18', '2016-02-26 12:51:18', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nEast Anglian farmers have been thrown into confusion over plans for a huge new North Sea wind farm.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were baffled about how to grow and harvest wind, while the thought of using their beloved machinery out on the water sent them into a panic.\r\n\r\nBeccles potato mogul Maurice Piper said the idea was half-baked. “We are pleased that the government is expanding Suffolk farming further into the sea, a strategy that has not been applied since the 17th century.\r\n\r\n"But we are concerned they have forgotten about the drainage bit. You can imagine our surprise to hear they were intending to leave the sea where it was."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2868"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" alt="north sea wind farm" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2868" /></a><i>Waves of protest: Farmers have concerns over North Sea wind farm plan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nScottishPower Renewables revealed this week it had finalised funding for the East Anglia ONE wind farm off the coast of Lowestoft in Suffolk, and work would begin next year.\r\n\r\nIt said 714 megawatts of wind energy would produce enough for all East Anglia households - especially as most north of Colchester uses Rayburn woodburners anyway.\r\n\r\nThe megawatt bit confused Mr Piper even more. “No one even knows how many tons of wind a megawatt is, and what size hopper is needed to store it in. Obviously the plans will also raise concerns over the volume of wind traffic on the A146 in the summer.”\r\n\r\nHe said farmers were also worried about working conditions offshore, and the costs of converting and running a maritime Massey Ferguson. Attaching lifeboats, life rafts, a rudder, a brass bell and brass polish would all eat into profits, he warned.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk branch of the National Farmers\' Union said they are expected to test out a floating tractor on a village pond at Westleton next month.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'North Sea wind farm baffles farmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2867-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-26 12:51:18', '2016-02-26 12:51:18', '', 2867, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2867-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2871, 1, '2016-02-26 12:51:52', '2016-02-26 12:51:52', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nEast Anglian farmers have been thrown into confusion over plans for a huge new North Sea wind farm.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were baffled about how to grow and harvest wind, while the thought of using their beloved machinery out on the water sent them into a panic.\r\n\r\nBeccles potato mogul Maurice Piper said the idea was half-baked. “We are pleased that the government is expanding Suffolk farming further into the sea, a strategy that has not been applied since the 17th century.\r\n\r\n"But we are concerned they have forgotten about the drainage bit. You can imagine our surprise to hear they were intending to leave the sea where it was."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2868"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" alt="north sea wind farm" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2868" /></a><i>Waves of protest: Farmers have concerns over North Sea wind farm plan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nScottishPower Renewables revealed this week it had finalised funding for the 012-turbine East Anglia ONE wind farm off the coast of Lowestoft in Suffolk, and work would begin next year.\r\n\r\nIt said 714 megawatts of wind energy would produce enough for all East Anglia households - especially as most north of Colchester uses Rayburn woodburners anyway.\r\n\r\nThe megawatt bit confused Mr Piper even more. “No one even knows how many tons of wind a megawatt is, and what size hopper is needed to store it in. Obviously the plans will also raise concerns over the volume of wind traffic on the A146 in the summer.”\r\n\r\nHe said farmers were also worried about working conditions offshore, and the costs of converting and running a maritime Massey Ferguson. Attaching lifeboats, life rafts, a rudder, a brass bell and brass polish would all eat into profits, he warned.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk branch of the National Farmers\' Union said they are expected to test out a floating tractor on a village pond at Westleton next month.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'North Sea wind farm baffles farmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2867-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-26 12:51:52', '2016-02-26 12:51:52', '', 2867, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2867-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2872, 1, '2016-02-26 12:57:43', '2016-02-26 12:57:43', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nEast Anglian farmers have been thrown into confusion over plans for a huge new North Sea wind farm.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were baffled about how to grow and harvest wind, while the thought of using their beloved machinery out on the water sent them into a panic.\r\n\r\nBeccles potato mogul Maurice Piper said the idea was half-baked. “We are pleased that the government is expanding Suffolk farming further into the sea, a strategy that has not been applied since the 17th century.\r\n\r\n"But we are concerned they have forgotten about the drainage bit. You can imagine our surprise to hear they were intending to leave the sea where it was."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2868"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" alt="north sea wind farm" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2868" /></a><i>Waves of protest: Farmers have concerns over North Sea wind farm plan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nScottishPower Renewables revealed this week it had finalised funding for the 102-turbine East Anglia ONE wind farm off the coast of Lowestoft in Suffolk, and work would begin next year.\r\n\r\nIt said 714 megawatts of wind energy would produce enough for all East Anglia households - especially as most north of Colchester uses Rayburn woodburners anyway.\r\n\r\nThe megawatt bit confused Mr Piper even more. “No one even knows how many tons of wind a megawatt is, and what size hopper is needed to store it in. Obviously the plans will also raise concerns over the volume of wind traffic on the A146 in the summer.”\r\n\r\nHe said farmers were also worried about working conditions offshore, and the costs of converting and running a maritime Massey Ferguson. Attaching lifeboats, life rafts, a rudder, a brass bell and brass polish would all eat into profits, he warned.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk branch of the National Farmers\' Union said they are expected to test out a floating tractor on a village pond at Westleton next month.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'North Sea wind farm baffles farmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2867-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-26 12:57:43', '2016-02-26 12:57:43', '', 2867, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2867-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2873, 1, '2016-02-26 13:15:06', '2016-02-26 13:15:06', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nEast Anglian farmers have been thrown into confusion over plans for a huge North Sea wind farm.</b>\r\n\r\nThey were baffled about how to grow and harvest wind, while the thought of using their beloved machinery out on the water sent them into a panic.\r\n\r\nBeccles potato mogul Maurice Piper said the idea was half-baked. “We are pleased that the government is expanding Suffolk farming further into the sea, a strategy that has not been applied since the 17th century.\r\n\r\n"But we are concerned they have forgotten about the drainage bit. You can imagine our surprise to hear they were intending to leave the sea where it was."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2868"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/windfarm-e1456488849482.jpg" alt="north sea wind farm" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2868" /></a><i>Waves of protest: Farmers have concerns over North Sea wind farm plan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nScottishPower Renewables revealed this week it had finalised funding for the 102-turbine East Anglia ONE wind farm off the coast of Lowestoft in Suffolk, and work would begin next year.\r\n\r\nIt said 714 megawatts of wind energy would produce enough for all East Anglia households - especially as most north of Colchester uses Rayburn woodburners anyway.\r\n\r\nThe megawatt bit confused Mr Piper even more. “No one even knows how many tons of wind a megawatt is, and what size hopper is needed to store it in. Obviously the plans will also raise concerns over the volume of wind traffic on the A146 in the summer.”\r\n\r\nHe said farmers were also worried about working conditions offshore, and the costs of converting and running a maritime Massey Ferguson. Attaching lifeboats, life rafts, a rudder, a brass bell and brass polish would all eat into profits, he warned.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk branch of the National Farmers\' Union said they are expected to test out a floating tractor on a village pond at Westleton next month.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'North Sea wind farm baffles farmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2867-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-26 13:15:06', '2016-02-26 13:15:06', '', 2867, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2867-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2876, 0, '2016-02-27 13:18:11', '2016-02-27 13:18:11', 'Have you not noticed the illegal immigrant partly concealed crouching in starboard air inlet of the Apache? \r\nAlso I think that a cautionary Public Health Warning should be incorporated in your banner heading  - I\'ll have to buy Tena Super Comfort pads before reading news here again. I\'m 75 and haven\'t laughed so much since I worked at the East Anglian (Town footballer "Paul Mariner had a tough time on the hard and lumpy bitch" during a friendly in Malta. And "Aircraft blown over by gut of wind at Southend airport" - they were endless). Anyway, a few bob in the kitty and a new disciple spreading the good word. Cheers-Dick Batley\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Richard Batley\nAUTHOR EMAIL: richardbatley9ar@btinternet.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 86.151.16.227\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Richard Batley\n    [2_Email] =&gt; richardbatley9ar@btinternet.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Have you not noticed the illegal immigrant partly concealed crouching in starboard air inlet of the Apache? \r\nAlso I think that a cautionary Public Health Warning should be incorporated in your banner heading  - I\'ll have to buy Tena Super Comfort pads before reading news here again. I\'m 75 and haven\'t laughed so much since I worked at the East Anglian (Town footballer "Paul Mariner had a tough time on the hard and lumpy bitch" during a friendly in Malta. And "Aircraft blown over by gut of wind at Southend airport" - they were endless). Anyway, a few bob in the kitty and a new disciple spreading the good word. Cheers-Dick Batley\r\n\n)\n', 'Richard Batley - 2016-02-27 13:18:11', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'e2a64222b47d9755b65d3102be78c7f2', '', '', '2016-02-27 13:18:11', '2016-02-27 13:18:11', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=2876', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2877, 0, '2016-02-27 13:50:22', '2016-02-27 13:50:22', 'Hi - Have spent 20 mins or so trying to make a monthly donation. System stalls at"Donate" stage giving only a blank screen- Cheers- Dick Batley\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Richard Batley\nAUTHOR EMAIL: richardbatley9ar@btinternet.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 86.151.16.227\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Richard Batley \n    [2_Email] =&gt; richardbatley9ar@btinternet.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi - Have spent 20 mins or so trying to make a monthly donation. System stalls at"Donate" stage giving only a blank screen- Cheers- Dick Batley \n)\n', 'Richard Batley - 2016-02-27 13:50:22', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'aa68e643856ce30e6b8248250a4e5892', '', '', '2016-02-27 13:50:22', '2016-02-27 13:50:22', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=2877', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2878, 0, '2016-02-27 13:53:05', '2016-02-27 13:53:05', 'Having been exiled in Wales for over thirty years I enjoy reading about crazy goings on back in Suffolk.  Hailing from Saxmundham I return a couple of times each year and follow the Tractor Boys more in hope than expectation. \r\n\r\nI have written a couple of items which I hope will be of interest one of which I copy here or if you e-mail me I could attach them.\r\nRegards Kevin\r\n\r\nHistoric Suffolk Church to be Demolished\r\nBy Religious Affairs Correspondent Arlaudin Evan\r\nBungling town planners have caused the closure of the picturesque 14th century St John the Baptist church in Saxmundham.  This sleepy market town had  a thriving high street up until a few years ago when the town centre was bypassed.  Tesco and Waitrose have moved in peddling their sugary drinks, fatty ready meals and cheap lager. The only problem was that they set up opposite one another on the small winding road which once lead to Leiston and the local church.  Chaos ensues when new residents of the massively over-developed town attempt to visit the shops causing gridlock which backs up to the rarely-changing traffic lights in the high street. \r\nLocal parishioners of St John the Baptist church can no longer access their place of worship due to traffic congestion on Church Hill but have been invited into a temporary pop-up church in Tesco for Sunday morning service.  \r\nLocal vicar the Reverend Wayne Inflock was asked for his views on the arrangements;\r\n“Well in a very real sense we are now all living in the modern world and must find communion with the Lord wherever we can. The high ceilings and basic arrangement of aisles within a supermarket will be familiar with church goers, so the micro- church in aisle three of Tesco has been well received as it reminds us of the Holy Trinity and takes account of falling congregations.  With 24 hour supermarket shopping, seven days a week, time is a precious commodity for many of our parishioners.  Now we can have ham with our hymns and salami with our psalms.”\r\nFurious Waitrose chiefs are now looking at the possibility of their own United Reformed chapel in a bid to secure their share of ‘worshoppers’ as they have come to be called with an offer of free hot cross buns and have identified a suitable area in  the tea and coffee aisle.\r\nIn a new development the owners of the church, Lord’s Estates Inc. are in advanced talks with Sainsbury’s about possible demolition and construction of a new supermarket on the site.  Property developers  will be contributing to the vicar’s retirement fund, have offered to remove some of the gravestones and will incorporate the historic knapped flint walls in the foundations of the new construction, also promising to use some of the stained glass windows within the foyer.\r\nLocal councillor Mr S. Atan who sits on the planning committee and is also on the board of Lord’s Estates was quoted as saying, \r\n“In the 21st century we expect Saxmundham to become a supermarket hub for East Suffolk and can’t let an old building that is only used once a week, stand in the way of progress.”\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBobby Robson was Swayed by Player Power\r\nBy our sports correspondent Rue Mer Mille\r\nPapers made public from Portman Road this week suggest that Bobby Robson was considering resting some of his squad for key games during their record breaking 1980-81 season.  In scenes reminiscent of the ‘Escape to Victory’ film in which some of the players starred, it was  the intervention of Russel Osman, John Wark and Kevin O’Callaghan who urged Robson to keep going with their strongest team saying, “Come on, we can do it!”  This rallying cry came too late for Kevin Beattie and George Burley who got lost in a tunnel under the Portman Road changing rooms and were forced to miss the end of the season.  The rest of the team played on and into the history books.\r\nMany top managers today including Town’s very own Mick McCarthy routinely rest players for cup games to make an all out assault on eighth place in the league but back then there was no squad rotation and many of the players played over 50 games, with Osman ever present with 60 appearances.  Unknown to Robson the players organised extra training at the Gardener’s Arms public house after the official sessions were over and this team building exercises are believed to be the reason why the season was so successful/ended so disappointingly (delete as appropriate).\r\nOne former player was quoted as saying;\r\n“Back then if one of our players got injured we just carried on with a splash from the magic sponge or a whiff of smelling salts.  Men were men and boys were boys but they were good enough to step straight into the team when called upon.  Using the loan system for overpaid, superannuated players was simply not the done thing in those days.”\r\nThe remake of the film ‘Escape to Victory’, renamed ‘Belligerent in Defeat’ is due to be made shortly and once again will include Ipswich players as Mick McCarthy played by George Clooney leads his plucky band of strugglers through years of imprisonment in the Championship.  Deprived of money and star players by the evil forces of the Premiership who continually poach their best players, they are presented with a means of escape but remain imprisoned due to a combination of bad luck, injuries and a lack of ambition, while a map detailing the secret escape tunnel is stolen from the boardroom by Delia Smith, played by Dame Maggie Smith.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Kevin Revell\nAUTHOR EMAIL: kevin.revell2@ntlworld.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 86.166.176.62\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Kevin Revell\n    [2_Email] =&gt; kevin.revell2@ntlworld.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Having been exiled in Wales for over thirty years I enjoy reading about crazy goings on back in Suffolk.  Hailing from Saxmundham I return a couple of times each year and follow the Tractor Boys more in hope than expectation. \r\n\r\nI have written a couple of items which I hope will be of interest one of which I copy here or if you e-mail me I could attach them.\r\nRegards Kevin\r\n\r\nHistoric Suffolk Church to be Demolished\r\nBy Religious Affairs Correspondent Arlaudin Evan\r\nBungling town planners have caused the closure of the picturesque 14th century St John the Baptist church in Saxmundham.  This sleepy market town had  a thriving high street up until a few years ago when the town centre was bypassed.  Tesco and Waitrose have moved in peddling their sugary drinks, fatty ready meals and cheap lager. The only problem was that they set up opposite one another on the small winding road which once lead to Leiston and the local church.  Chaos ensues when new residents of the massively over-developed town attempt to visit the shops causing gridlock which backs up to the rarely-changing traffic lights in the high street. \r\nLocal parishioners of St John the Baptist church can no longer access their place of worship due to traffic congestion on Church Hill but have been invited into a temporary pop-up church in Tesco for Sunday morning service.  \r\nLocal vicar the Reverend Wayne Inflock was asked for his views on the arrangements;\r\n“Well in a very real sense we are now all living in the modern world and must find communion with the Lord wherever we can. The high ceilings and basic arrangement of aisles within a supermarket will be familiar with church goers, so the micro- church in aisle three of Tesco has been well received as it reminds us of the Holy Trinity and takes account of falling congregations.  With 24 hour supermarket shopping, seven days a week, time is a precious commodity for many of our parishioners.  Now we can have ham with our hymns and salami with our psalms.”\r\nFurious Waitrose chiefs are now looking at the possibility of their own United Reformed chapel in a bid to secure their share of ‘worshoppers’ as they have come to be called with an offer of free hot cross buns and have identified a suitable area in  the tea and coffee aisle.\r\nIn a new development the owners of the church, Lord’s Estates Inc. are in advanced talks with Sainsbury’s about possible demolition and construction of a new supermarket on the site.  Property developers  will be contributing to the vicar’s retirement fund, have offered to remove some of the gravestones and will incorporate the historic knapped flint walls in the foundations of the new construction, also promising to use some of the stained glass windows within the foyer.\r\nLocal councillor Mr S. Atan who sits on the planning committee and is also on the board of Lord’s Estates was quoted as saying, \r\n“In the 21st century we expect Saxmundham to become a supermarket hub for East Suffolk and can’t let an old building that is only used once a week, stand in the way of progress.”\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBobby Robson was Swayed by Player Power\r\nBy our sports correspondent Rue Mer Mille\r\nPapers made public from Portman Road this week suggest that Bobby Robson was considering resting some of his squad for key games during their record breaking 1980-81 season.  In scenes reminiscent of the ‘Escape to Victory’ film in which some of the players starred, it was  the intervention of Russel Osman, John Wark and Kevin O’Callaghan who urged Robson to keep going with their strongest team saying, “Come on, we can do it!”  This rallying cry came too late for Kevin Beattie and George Burley who got lost in a tunnel under the Portman Road changing rooms and were forced to miss the end of the season.  The rest of the team played on and into the history books.\r\nMany top managers today including Town’s very own Mick McCarthy routinely rest players for cup games to make an all out assault on eighth place in the league but back then there was no squad rotation and many of the players played over 50 games, with Osman ever present with 60 appearances.  Unknown to Robson the players organised extra training at the Gardener’s Arms public house after the official sessions were over and this team building exercises are believed to be the reason why the season was so successful/ended so disappointingly (delete as appropriate).\r\nOne former player was quoted as saying;\r\n“Back then if one of our players got injured we just carried on with a splash from the magic sponge or a whiff of smelling salts.  Men were men and boys were boys but they were good enough to step straight into the team when called upon.  Using the loan system for overpaid, superannuated players was simply not the done thing in those days.”\r\nThe remake of the film ‘Escape to Victory’, renamed ‘Belligerent in Defeat’ is due to be made shortly and once again will include Ipswich players as Mick McCarthy played by George Clooney leads his plucky band of strugglers through years of imprisonment in the Championship.  Deprived of money and star players by the evil forces of the Premiership who continually poach their best players, they are presented with a means of escape but remain imprisoned due to a combination of bad luck, injuries and a lack of ambition, while a map detailing the secret escape tunnel is stolen from the boardroom by Delia Smith, played by Dame Maggie Smith.\r\n\r\n\n)\n', 'Kevin Revell - 2016-02-27 13:53:05', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9c1305c17dcf95caaa13e6255152ead6', '', '', '2016-02-27 13:53:05', '2016-02-27 13:53:05', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=2878', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2885, 1, '2016-02-28 17:28:31', '2016-02-28 17:28:31', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk man whose family was rejected by TV programme Family Fortunes for being too "closely knit", has made a song to cheer himself up.</b>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, of Downham Market, had hoped to appear on the show with close relatives to win a dream trip to an exotic location like Suffolk - or some money to invest in their turnip smallholding.\r\n\r\nBut television producers were confused when it emerged Bubba was, in fact, his own grandfather, and opted to put a family from Surrey on the show instead.\r\n\r\nBubba was so upset at missing out, he chose to write the song explaining his strange Norfolk family, which you can see in all its glory below.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7AvG6q_iTcA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nBubba, 24, now hopes the song will become an international best seller so that he might, after all, be able to afford a long-haul holiday to the Suffolk sunshine coast.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" rel="attachment wp-att-2099"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="Norfolk brothers Billy Bob and Bubba Spuckler" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a><i>Bubba Spuckler, left, with his great-grandson Cletus</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn ITV insider said: "We regret the Spucklers were turned away because our presenter Vernon Kay would never have got his head around who was who in the family. They had to be seen to be believed, to be honest."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk song laments Family Fortunes TV ban', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'family-fortunes', '', '', '2016-02-29 09:49:48', '2016-02-29 09:49:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2885', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2886, 1, '2016-02-28 17:20:39', '2016-02-28 17:20:39', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk man whose family was rejected by TV programme Family Fortunes for being too "closely knit", has made a song to cheer himself up.\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, of Downham Market, had hoped to appear on the show with close relatives to win a dream trip to an exotic location like Suffolk - or some money to invest in their turnip smallholding.\r\n\r\nBut television producers were confused when it emerged Bubba was, in fact, his own grandfather, and opted to put a family from Surrey on the show instead.\r\n\r\nBubba was so upset at missing out, he chose to write the song explaining his strange Norfolk family, which you can see in all its glory below.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7AvG6q_iTcA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nBubba, 24, now hopes the song will become an international best seller so that he might, after, all be able to travel long-haul to the Suffolk sunshine coast.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" rel="attachment wp-att-2099"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="Norfolk brothers Billy Bob and Bubba Spuckler" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a><i>Bubba Spuckler, left, with his great-grandson Cletus</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn ITV insider said: "We regret the Spucklers were turned away because our presenter Vernon Kay would never have got his head around who was who in the family. They had to be seen to be believed."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk family rejected by Family Fortunes TV show', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2885-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-28 17:20:39', '2016-02-28 17:20:39', '', 2885, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2887, 1, '2016-02-28 17:25:28', '2016-02-28 17:25:28', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk man whose family was rejected by TV programme Family Fortunes for being too "closely knit", has made a song to cheer himself up.</b>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, of Downham Market, had hoped to appear on the show with close relatives to win a dream trip to an exotic location like Suffolk - or some money to invest in their turnip smallholding.\r\n\r\nBut television producers were confused when it emerged Bubba was, in fact, his own grandfather, and opted to put a family from Surrey on the show instead.\r\n\r\nBubba was so upset at missing out, he chose to write the song explaining his strange Norfolk family, which you can see in all its glory below.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7AvG6q_iTcA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nBubba, 24, now hopes the song will become an international best seller so that he might, after all, be able to afford a long-haul holiday to the Suffolk sunshine coast.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" rel="attachment wp-att-2099"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="Norfolk brothers Billy Bob and Bubba Spuckler" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a><i>Bubba Spuckler, left, with his great-grandson Cletus</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn ITV insider said: "We regret the Spucklers were turned away because our presenter Vernon Kay would never have got his head around who was who in the family. They had to be seen to be believed, to be honest."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Spucklers make song after Family Fortunes ban', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2885-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-28 17:25:28', '2016-02-28 17:25:28', '', 2885, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2888, 1, '2016-02-28 17:28:31', '2016-02-28 17:28:31', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk man whose family was rejected by TV programme Family Fortunes for being too "closely knit", has made a song to cheer himself up.</b>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, of Downham Market, had hoped to appear on the show with close relatives to win a dream trip to an exotic location like Suffolk - or some money to invest in their turnip smallholding.\r\n\r\nBut television producers were confused when it emerged Bubba was, in fact, his own grandfather, and opted to put a family from Surrey on the show instead.\r\n\r\nBubba was so upset at missing out, he chose to write the song explaining his strange Norfolk family, which you can see in all its glory below.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7AvG6q_iTcA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nBubba, 24, now hopes the song will become an international best seller so that he might, after all, be able to afford a long-haul holiday to the Suffolk sunshine coast.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" rel="attachment wp-att-2099"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="Norfolk brothers Billy Bob and Bubba Spuckler" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a><i>Bubba Spuckler, left, with his great-grandson Cletus</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAn ITV insider said: "We regret the Spucklers were turned away because our presenter Vernon Kay would never have got his head around who was who in the family. They had to be seen to be believed, to be honest."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk song laments Family Fortunes TV ban', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2885-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-28 17:28:31', '2016-02-28 17:28:31', '', 2885, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2889, 0, '2016-02-29 07:44:14', '2016-02-29 07:44:14', 'Hi\r\n\r\nWe chatted on Saturday on fb about story ideas. It has taken me 2 days to find your bottom but here they are:\r\n\r\n-New boss of FIFA relocates to Wickham Market for fresh start\r\n-Police calm fears of Oregon-style stand off by pro-Brexit MPs at Easton Farm Park\r\n-Trimley St Martin residents campaign for closure of new home for retired Fleet Street hacks\r\n- Donald Trump to annex Suffolk\r\n-Global warming panic after man overheats in car at Dock Viewing Point\r\n-Tour de France moves to Suffolk as \'clean\' cyclists no longer able to get up hills\r\n-Oscars ceremony 2017 to be held at Spa Pavilion to increase diversity\r\n-Spinning craze finally hits Halesworth (turns out to be spinning wheels not bikes)\r\n\r\nI have written them all up for my own amusement so if any are of interest I can email them to you. They do make references to Boris Johnson, Trump etc in clearly satirical way so not sure how much you can get away with before it is considered libel. For most politicians all publicity is good publicity.\r\n\r\nCheers\r\n\r\nSue\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Sue\nAUTHOR EMAIL: sue.sullivan@hotmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 86.147.186.58\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Sue\n    [2_Email] =&gt; sue.sullivan@hotmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi\r\n\r\nWe chatted on Saturday on fb about story ideas. It has taken me 2 days to find your bottom but here they are:\r\n\r\n-New boss of FIFA relocates to Wickham Market for fresh start\r\n-Police calm fears of Oregon-style stand off by pro-Brexit MPs at Easton Farm Park\r\n-Trimley St Martin residents campaign for closure of new home for retired Fleet Street hacks\r\n- Donald Trump to annex Suffolk\r\n-Global warming panic after man overheats in car at Dock Viewing Point\r\n-Tour de France moves to Suffolk as \'clean\' cyclists no longer able to get up hills\r\n-Oscars ceremony 2017 to be held at Spa Pavilion to increase diversity\r\n-Spinning craze finally hits Halesworth (turns out to be spinning wheels not bikes)\r\n\r\nI have written them all up for my own amusement so if any are of interest I can email them to you. They do make references to Boris Johnson, Trump etc in clearly satirical way so not sure how much you can get away with before it is considered libel. For most politicians all publicity is good publicity.\r\n\r\nCheers\r\n\r\nSue\n)\n', 'Sue - 2016-02-29 07:44:14', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3bb585118147558400ffdc8d0291cb9c', '', '', '2016-02-29 07:44:14', '2016-02-29 07:44:14', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=2889', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2892, 1, '2016-02-29 09:48:26', '2016-02-29 09:48:26', '<b>By Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nFelixstowe will host next year\'s Oscars as organisers seek to calm the race and diversity row that overshadowed last night\'s ceremony.</b>\r\n\r\nThe newly-refurbished Spa Pavilion has been chosen to put out the red carpet for the world\'s biggest movie stars.\r\n\r\nBy replacing Hollywood with a chilly Suffolk seafront, the Academy of Motion Pictures believes its showpiece event will better reflect the film-making industry - and its audience.\r\n \r\n"The decision will show the world that the Oscars are not just purely about Los Angeles," an Academy insider said.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2895"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" alt="oscars-pic" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2895" /></a><i>And the award goes to... Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nManagement at The Spa say they are delighted. "The Spa is a world-class venue and we are thrilled to host the Oscars." Asked about experience in dealing with demanding stars like Leonardo DiCaprio, a spokesman explained how the seaside venue had hosted Ken Dodd on more than 23 occasions and Showaddywaddy were regular visitors, too.\r\n\r\n"Sylvia had to make their tea just right, or there would be hell to pay," he admitted. "And I won’t go into the Chuckle Brothers’ rider about Bourbons. There is nothing we haven’t seen."\r\n \r\nThe famed after-party, where the stars dance all night, is set to take place at The Alex. Staff could not yet confirm staying open until dawn, saying Tiffany the waitress needed to cycle home all the way down Western Avenue and might be a bit tired.\r\n\r\n<b>Air hockey</b>\r\n \r\nOther entertainments under discussion for the winners and losers of film\'s most prestigious prize are an air hockey competition at the Pier (the bit that’s still open), and flood-lit crazy golf.\r\n \r\nThe idea is rumoured to have come from British-born top director, Ridley Scott, whose Nan shared with him her fond memories of wartime visits to the town. She is said to have developed something of an obsession with Peter’s Ice Cream. It is understood that the locally-run business will be supplying 99’s (£2.75 each) to the cream of Hollywood on the red carpet event and will take on hundreds of new staff to meet demand.\r\n \r\nBut critics of the move claim the legendary parade of glamorous half-clad starlets each February is in jeopardy. "It’s one thing to sashay along in a balmy 27 degrees," said  one insider, "but quite another in a biting north-easterly wind. They’ll catch their deaths."\r\n \r\nThe British Medical Association has suggested that the tradition can be saved if actresses accessorize their designer gowns with woollen hats and mittens.\r\n \r\nLong-term local resident, Gladys Knight said she was unimpressed. "Felixstowe has seen better than this. In the ‘50s the Pier Pavilion hosted Reg Handy and his Amazing Organ every May."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette, meanwhile, has confirmed that the Cannes Film festival will not be taking place in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe to host next year\'s Oscars', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'felixstowe-oscars', '', '', '2016-03-01 11:42:08', '2016-03-01 11:42:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2892', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2893, 1, '2016-02-29 08:39:35', '2016-02-29 08:39:35', 'move next year’s Oscars to the Spa Pavilion. Fighting back against accusations of lack of diversity, the Academy of Motion Pictures has shocked Hollywood  by re-locating the glittering ceremony to Felixstowe seafront.\r\n \r\n‘The decision will show the world that the Oscars are not just purely about Los Angeles,’ said spokesperson, J. Nicholson.\r\n \r\nThe Spa management say they are delighted by the move. ‘The Spa is a world class venue and we are thrilled to host the Oscars.’ Asked about experience in dealing with demanding stars, spokesman John Wayne explained how the seaside venue had hosted Ken Dodd on more than twenty three occasions and that the late Les Dawson was a regular visitor. ‘Sylvia had to make their tea just right, or they’d be hell to pay,’ he admitted, ‘and I won’t go into the Chuckle Brothers’ rider about Bourbons, so there is nothing we haven’t seen.’\r\n \r\nThe famed after- party, where the stars dance all night, is set to take place at The Alex. Manager Chris could not yet confirm staying open until dawn, saying Tiffany the waitress needed to cycle home all the way down Western Avenue and might be a bit tired.\r\n \r\nOther entertainments under discussion for the winners and losers of film’s most prestigious prize are an air hockey competition at the Pier (the bit that’s still open), and flood-lit crazy golf.\r\n \r\nThe idea is rumoured to have come from British-born top director, Ridley Scott, whose Nan shared with him her fond memories of wartime visits to the town. She is said to have developed something of an obsession with Peter’s Ice Cream. It is understood that the locally run business will be supplying 99’s (£2.75 each) to the cream of Hollywood on the red carpet event and will take on hundreds of new staff to meet demand.\r\n \r\nBut critics of the move claim the legendary parade of glamourous half-clad starlets each February is in jeopardy. ‘It’s one thing to sashy along in a balmy 27 degrees,’ said  one insider,’Quite another in a biting north easterly wind. They’ll catch their deaths. ’\r\n \r\nThe British Medical Association has suggested that the tradition can be saved if actresses accessorize their designer gowns with woollen hats and mittens.\r\n \r\nLong-term local resident, Gladys Knight said she was unimpressed. ‘Felixstowe has seen better than this. In the ‘50s the Pier Pavilion hosted Reg Handy and his Amazing Organ every May.’\r\n \r\nThe Gazette is investigating claims that the Cannes Film festival will now take place in Bawdsey.\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2892-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-29 08:39:35', '2016-02-29 08:39:35', '', 2892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2892-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2894, 1, '2016-02-29 08:55:38', '2016-02-29 08:55:38', '<b>By Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nFelixstowe will host next year\'s Oscars as organisers seek to calm the race and diversity row which overshadowed last night\'s ceremony.</b>\r\n\r\nThe newly-refurbished Spa Pavilion has been chosen to put out the red carpet for the world\'s biggest movie stars.\r\n\r\nBy replacing Hollywood with a chilly Suffolk seafront, the Academy of Motion Pictures believes it\'s showpiece event will better reflect the film-making industry - and its audience.\r\n \r\n"The decision will show the world that the Oscars are not just purely about Los Angeles," an Academy insider said.\r\n \r\nManagement at The Spa say they are delighted. "The Spa is a world class venue and we are thrilled to host the Oscars." Asked about experience in dealing with demanding stars, a spokesman explained how the seaside venue had hosted Ken Dodd on more than 23 occasions and that the late Les Dawson was a regular visitor. "Sylvia had to make their tea just right, or they’d be hell to pay," he admitted, "and I won’t go into the Chuckle Brothers’ rider about Bourbons. There is nothing we haven’t seen."\r\n \r\nThe famed after-party, where the stars dance all night, is set to take place at The Alex. Staff could not yet confirm staying open until dawn, saying Tiffany the waitress needed to cycle home all the way down Western Avenue and might be a bit tired.\r\n \r\nOther entertainments under discussion for the winners and losers of film\'s most prestigious prize are an air hockey competition at the Pier (the bit that’s still open), and flood-lit crazy golf.\r\n \r\nThe idea is rumoured to have come from British-born top director, Ridley Scott, whose Nan shared with him her fond memories of wartime visits to the town. She is said to have developed something of an obsession with Peter’s Ice Cream. It is understood that the locally-run business will be supplying 99’s (£2.75 each) to the cream of Hollywood on the red carpet event and will take on hundreds of new staff to meet demand.\r\n \r\nBut critics of the move claim the legendary parade of glamourous half-clad starlets each February is in jeopardy. "It’s one thing to sashy along in a balmy 27 degrees," said  one insider, "but quite another in a biting north easterly wind. They’ll catch their deaths."\r\n \r\nThe British Medical Association has suggested that the tradition can be saved if actresses accessorize their designer gowns with woollen hats and mittens.\r\n \r\nLong-term local resident, Gladys Knight said she was unimpressed. "Felixstowe has seen better than this. In the ‘50s the Pier Pavilion hosted Reg Handy and his Amazing Organ every May."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette, meanwhile, has confirmed that the Cannes Film festival will not be taking place in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe to host next year\'s Oscars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2892-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-29 08:55:38', '2016-02-29 08:55:38', '', 2892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2892-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2896, 1, '2016-02-29 09:48:26', '2016-02-29 09:48:26', '<b>By Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nFelixstowe will host next year\'s Oscars as organisers seek to calm the race and diversity row which overshadowed last night\'s ceremony.</b>\r\n\r\nThe newly-refurbished Spa Pavilion has been chosen to put out the red carpet for the world\'s biggest movie stars.\r\n\r\nBy replacing Hollywood with a chilly Suffolk seafront, the Academy of Motion Pictures believes it\'s showpiece event will better reflect the film-making industry - and its audience.\r\n \r\n"The decision will show the world that the Oscars are not just purely about Los Angeles," an Academy insider said.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2895"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" alt="oscars-pic" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2895" /></a><i>And the award goes to... Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nManagement at The Spa say they are delighted. "The Spa is a world class venue and we are thrilled to host the Oscars." Asked about experience in dealing with demanding stars, a spokesman explained how the seaside venue had hosted Ken Dodd on more than 23 occasions and that the late Les Dawson was a regular visitor. "Sylvia had to make their tea just right, or they’d be hell to pay," he admitted, "and I won’t go into the Chuckle Brothers’ rider about Bourbons. There is nothing we haven’t seen."\r\n \r\nThe famed after-party, where the stars dance all night, is set to take place at The Alex. Staff could not yet confirm staying open until dawn, saying Tiffany the waitress needed to cycle home all the way down Western Avenue and might be a bit tired.\r\n\r\n<b>Air hockey</b>\r\n \r\nOther entertainments under discussion for the winners and losers of film\'s most prestigious prize are an air hockey competition at the Pier (the bit that’s still open), and flood-lit crazy golf.\r\n \r\nThe idea is rumoured to have come from British-born top director, Ridley Scott, whose Nan shared with him her fond memories of wartime visits to the town. She is said to have developed something of an obsession with Peter’s Ice Cream. It is understood that the locally-run business will be supplying 99’s (£2.75 each) to the cream of Hollywood on the red carpet event and will take on hundreds of new staff to meet demand.\r\n \r\nBut critics of the move claim the legendary parade of glamourous half-clad starlets each February is in jeopardy. "It’s one thing to sashy along in a balmy 27 degrees," said  one insider, "but quite another in a biting north easterly wind. They’ll catch their deaths."\r\n \r\nThe British Medical Association has suggested that the tradition can be saved if actresses accessorize their designer gowns with woollen hats and mittens.\r\n \r\nLong-term local resident, Gladys Knight said she was unimpressed. "Felixstowe has seen better than this. In the ‘50s the Pier Pavilion hosted Reg Handy and his Amazing Organ every May."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette, meanwhile, has confirmed that the Cannes Film festival will not be taking place in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe to host next year\'s Oscars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2892-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-29 09:48:26', '2016-02-29 09:48:26', '', 2892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2892-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2897, 1, '2016-02-29 09:49:13', '2016-02-29 09:49:13', '<b>By Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nFelixstowe will host next year\'s Oscars as organisers seek to calm the race and diversity row which overshadowed last night\'s ceremony.</b>\r\n\r\nThe newly-refurbished Spa Pavilion has been chosen to put out the red carpet for the world\'s biggest movie stars.\r\n\r\nBy replacing Hollywood with a chilly Suffolk seafront, the Academy of Motion Pictures believes it\'s showpiece event will better reflect the film-making industry - and its audience.\r\n \r\n"The decision will show the world that the Oscars are not just purely about Los Angeles," an Academy insider said.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2895"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" alt="oscars-pic" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2895" /></a><i>And the award goes to... Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nManagement at The Spa say they are delighted. "The Spa is a world-class venue and we are thrilled to host the Oscars." Asked about experience in dealing with demanding stars, a spokesman explained how the seaside venue had hosted Ken Dodd on more than 23 occasions and that the late Les Dawson was a regular visitor. "Sylvia had to make their tea just right, or they’d be hell to pay," he admitted, "and I won’t go into the Chuckle Brothers’ rider about Bourbons. There is nothing we haven’t seen."\r\n \r\nThe famed after-party, where the stars dance all night, is set to take place at The Alex. Staff could not yet confirm staying open until dawn, saying Tiffany the waitress needed to cycle home all the way down Western Avenue and might be a bit tired.\r\n\r\n<b>Air hockey</b>\r\n \r\nOther entertainments under discussion for the winners and losers of film\'s most prestigious prize are an air hockey competition at the Pier (the bit that’s still open), and flood-lit crazy golf.\r\n \r\nThe idea is rumoured to have come from British-born top director, Ridley Scott, whose Nan shared with him her fond memories of wartime visits to the town. She is said to have developed something of an obsession with Peter’s Ice Cream. It is understood that the locally-run business will be supplying 99’s (£2.75 each) to the cream of Hollywood on the red carpet event and will take on hundreds of new staff to meet demand.\r\n \r\nBut critics of the move claim the legendary parade of glamorous half-clad starlets each February is in jeopardy. "It’s one thing to sashay along in a balmy 27 degrees," said  one insider, "but quite another in a biting north-easterly wind. They’ll catch their deaths."\r\n \r\nThe British Medical Association has suggested that the tradition can be saved if actresses accessorize their designer gowns with woollen hats and mittens.\r\n \r\nLong-term local resident, Gladys Knight said she was unimpressed. "Felixstowe has seen better than this. In the ‘50s the Pier Pavilion hosted Reg Handy and his Amazing Organ every May."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette, meanwhile, has confirmed that the Cannes Film festival will not be taking place in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe to host next year\'s Oscars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2892-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-29 09:49:13', '2016-02-29 09:49:13', '', 2892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2892-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2898, 1, '2016-02-29 09:50:41', '2016-02-29 09:50:41', '<b>By Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nFelixstowe will host next year\'s Oscars as organisers seek to calm the race and diversity row which overshadowed last night\'s ceremony.</b>\r\n\r\nThe newly-refurbished Spa Pavilion has been chosen to put out the red carpet for the world\'s biggest movie stars.\r\n\r\nBy replacing Hollywood with a chilly Suffolk seafront, the Academy of Motion Pictures believes its showpiece event will better reflect the film-making industry - and its audience.\r\n \r\n"The decision will show the world that the Oscars are not just purely about Los Angeles," an Academy insider said.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2895"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" alt="oscars-pic" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2895" /></a><i>And the award goes to... Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nManagement at The Spa say they are delighted. "The Spa is a world-class venue and we are thrilled to host the Oscars." Asked about experience in dealing with demanding stars, a spokesman explained how the seaside venue had hosted Ken Dodd on more than 23 occasions and that the late Les Dawson was a regular visitor. "Sylvia had to make their tea just right, or they’d be hell to pay," he admitted, "and I won’t go into the Chuckle Brothers’ rider about Bourbons. There is nothing we haven’t seen."\r\n \r\nThe famed after-party, where the stars dance all night, is set to take place at The Alex. Staff could not yet confirm staying open until dawn, saying Tiffany the waitress needed to cycle home all the way down Western Avenue and might be a bit tired.\r\n\r\n<b>Air hockey</b>\r\n \r\nOther entertainments under discussion for the winners and losers of film\'s most prestigious prize are an air hockey competition at the Pier (the bit that’s still open), and flood-lit crazy golf.\r\n \r\nThe idea is rumoured to have come from British-born top director, Ridley Scott, whose Nan shared with him her fond memories of wartime visits to the town. She is said to have developed something of an obsession with Peter’s Ice Cream. It is understood that the locally-run business will be supplying 99’s (£2.75 each) to the cream of Hollywood on the red carpet event and will take on hundreds of new staff to meet demand.\r\n \r\nBut critics of the move claim the legendary parade of glamorous half-clad starlets each February is in jeopardy. "It’s one thing to sashay along in a balmy 27 degrees," said  one insider, "but quite another in a biting north-easterly wind. They’ll catch their deaths."\r\n \r\nThe British Medical Association has suggested that the tradition can be saved if actresses accessorize their designer gowns with woollen hats and mittens.\r\n \r\nLong-term local resident, Gladys Knight said she was unimpressed. "Felixstowe has seen better than this. In the ‘50s the Pier Pavilion hosted Reg Handy and his Amazing Organ every May."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette, meanwhile, has confirmed that the Cannes Film festival will not be taking place in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe to host next year\'s Oscars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2892-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-29 09:50:41', '2016-02-29 09:50:41', '', 2892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2892-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2899, 1, '2016-02-29 09:51:08', '2016-02-29 09:51:08', '<b>By Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nFelixstowe will host next year\'s Oscars as organisers seek to calm the race and diversity row that overshadowed last night\'s ceremony.</b>\r\n\r\nThe newly-refurbished Spa Pavilion has been chosen to put out the red carpet for the world\'s biggest movie stars.\r\n\r\nBy replacing Hollywood with a chilly Suffolk seafront, the Academy of Motion Pictures believes its showpiece event will better reflect the film-making industry - and its audience.\r\n \r\n"The decision will show the world that the Oscars are not just purely about Los Angeles," an Academy insider said.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2895"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" alt="oscars-pic" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2895" /></a><i>And the award goes to... Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nManagement at The Spa say they are delighted. "The Spa is a world-class venue and we are thrilled to host the Oscars." Asked about experience in dealing with demanding stars, a spokesman explained how the seaside venue had hosted Ken Dodd on more than 23 occasions and that the late Les Dawson was a regular visitor. "Sylvia had to make their tea just right, or they’d be hell to pay," he admitted, "and I won’t go into the Chuckle Brothers’ rider about Bourbons. There is nothing we haven’t seen."\r\n \r\nThe famed after-party, where the stars dance all night, is set to take place at The Alex. Staff could not yet confirm staying open until dawn, saying Tiffany the waitress needed to cycle home all the way down Western Avenue and might be a bit tired.\r\n\r\n<b>Air hockey</b>\r\n \r\nOther entertainments under discussion for the winners and losers of film\'s most prestigious prize are an air hockey competition at the Pier (the bit that’s still open), and flood-lit crazy golf.\r\n \r\nThe idea is rumoured to have come from British-born top director, Ridley Scott, whose Nan shared with him her fond memories of wartime visits to the town. She is said to have developed something of an obsession with Peter’s Ice Cream. It is understood that the locally-run business will be supplying 99’s (£2.75 each) to the cream of Hollywood on the red carpet event and will take on hundreds of new staff to meet demand.\r\n \r\nBut critics of the move claim the legendary parade of glamorous half-clad starlets each February is in jeopardy. "It’s one thing to sashay along in a balmy 27 degrees," said  one insider, "but quite another in a biting north-easterly wind. They’ll catch their deaths."\r\n \r\nThe British Medical Association has suggested that the tradition can be saved if actresses accessorize their designer gowns with woollen hats and mittens.\r\n \r\nLong-term local resident, Gladys Knight said she was unimpressed. "Felixstowe has seen better than this. In the ‘50s the Pier Pavilion hosted Reg Handy and his Amazing Organ every May."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette, meanwhile, has confirmed that the Cannes Film festival will not be taking place in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe to host next year\'s Oscars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2892-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-29 09:51:08', '2016-02-29 09:51:08', '', 2892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2892-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2900, 1, '2016-02-29 10:15:53', '2016-02-29 10:15:53', '<b>By Arthur Aspall\nEntertainment Editor\n\nFelixstowe will host next year\'s Oscars as organisers seek to calm the race and diversity row that overshadowed last night\'s ceremony.</b>\n\nThe newly-refurbished Spa Pavilion has been chosen to put out the red carpet for the world\'s biggest movie stars.\n\nBy replacing Hollywood with a chilly Suffolk seafront, the Academy of Motion Pictures believes its showpiece event will better reflect the film-making industry - and its audience.\n \n"The decision will show the world that the Oscars are not just purely about Los Angeles," an Academy insider said.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2895"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" alt="oscars-pic" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2895" /></a><i>And the award goes to... Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\n \nManagement at The Spa say they are delighted. "The Spa is a world-class venue and we are thrilled to host the Oscars." Asked about experience in dealing with demanding stars like Leonardo DiCaprio, a spokesman explained how the seaside venue had hosted Ken Dodd on more than 23 occasions and that the late Les Dawson was a regular visitor.\n\n"Sylvia had to make their tea just right, or there would be hell to pay," he admitted. "And I won’t go into the Chuckle Brothers’ rider about Bourbons. There is nothing we haven’t seen."\n \nThe famed after-party, where the stars dance all night, is set to take place at The Alex. Staff could not yet confirm staying open until dawn, saying Tiffany the waitress needed to cycle home all the way down Western Avenue and might be a bit tired.\n\n<b>Air hockey</b>\n \nOther entertainments under discussion for the winners and losers of film\'s most prestigious prize are an air hockey competition at the Pier (the bit that’s still open), and flood-lit crazy golf.\n \nThe idea is rumoured to have come from British-born top director, Ridley Scott, whose Nan shared with him her fond memories of wartime visits to the town. She is said to have developed something of an obsession with Peter’s Ice Cream. It is understood that the locally-run business will be supplying 99’s (£2.75 each) to the cream of Hollywood on the red carpet event and will take on hundreds of new staff to meet demand.\n \nBut critics of the move claim the legendary parade of glamorous half-clad starlets each February is in jeopardy. "It’s one thing to sashay along in a balmy 27 degrees," said  one insider, "but quite another in a biting north-easterly wind. They’ll catch their deaths."\n \nThe British Medical Association has suggested that the tradition can be saved if actresses accessorize their designer gowns with woollen hats and mittens.\n \nLong-term local resident, Gladys Knight said she was unimpressed. "Felixstowe has seen better than this. In the ‘50s the Pier Pavilion hosted Reg Handy and his Amazing Organ every May."\n \nThe Suffolk Gazette, meanwhile, has confirmed that the Cannes Film festival will not be taking place in Lowestoft.\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe to host next year\'s Oscars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2892-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-02-29 10:15:53', '2016-02-29 10:15:53', '', 2892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2892-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2901, 1, '2016-02-29 09:52:27', '2016-02-29 09:52:27', '<b>By Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nFelixstowe will host next year\'s Oscars as organisers seek to calm the race and diversity row that overshadowed last night\'s ceremony.</b>\r\n\r\nThe newly-refurbished Spa Pavilion has been chosen to put out the red carpet for the world\'s biggest movie stars.\r\n\r\nBy replacing Hollywood with a chilly Suffolk seafront, the Academy of Motion Pictures believes its showpiece event will better reflect the film-making industry - and its audience.\r\n \r\n"The decision will show the world that the Oscars are not just purely about Los Angeles," an Academy insider said.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2895"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" alt="oscars-pic" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2895" /></a><i>And the award goes to... Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nManagement at The Spa say they are delighted. "The Spa is a world-class venue and we are thrilled to host the Oscars." Asked about experience in dealing with demanding stars like Leonardo DiCaprio, a spokesman explained how the seaside venue had hosted Ken Dodd on more than 23 occasions and that the late Les Dawson was a regular visitor.\r\n\r\n"Sylvia had to make their tea just right, or they’d be hell to pay," he admitted. "And I won’t go into the Chuckle Brothers’ rider about Bourbons. There is nothing we haven’t seen."\r\n \r\nThe famed after-party, where the stars dance all night, is set to take place at The Alex. Staff could not yet confirm staying open until dawn, saying Tiffany the waitress needed to cycle home all the way down Western Avenue and might be a bit tired.\r\n\r\n<b>Air hockey</b>\r\n \r\nOther entertainments under discussion for the winners and losers of film\'s most prestigious prize are an air hockey competition at the Pier (the bit that’s still open), and flood-lit crazy golf.\r\n \r\nThe idea is rumoured to have come from British-born top director, Ridley Scott, whose Nan shared with him her fond memories of wartime visits to the town. She is said to have developed something of an obsession with Peter’s Ice Cream. It is understood that the locally-run business will be supplying 99’s (£2.75 each) to the cream of Hollywood on the red carpet event and will take on hundreds of new staff to meet demand.\r\n \r\nBut critics of the move claim the legendary parade of glamorous half-clad starlets each February is in jeopardy. "It’s one thing to sashay along in a balmy 27 degrees," said  one insider, "but quite another in a biting north-easterly wind. They’ll catch their deaths."\r\n \r\nThe British Medical Association has suggested that the tradition can be saved if actresses accessorize their designer gowns with woollen hats and mittens.\r\n \r\nLong-term local resident, Gladys Knight said she was unimpressed. "Felixstowe has seen better than this. In the ‘50s the Pier Pavilion hosted Reg Handy and his Amazing Organ every May."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette, meanwhile, has confirmed that the Cannes Film festival will not be taking place in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe to host next year\'s Oscars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2892-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-29 09:52:27', '2016-02-29 09:52:27', '', 2892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2892-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2902, 1, '2016-02-29 10:16:40', '2016-02-29 10:16:40', '<b>By Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nFelixstowe will host next year\'s Oscars as organisers seek to calm the race and diversity row that overshadowed last night\'s ceremony.</b>\r\n\r\nThe newly-refurbished Spa Pavilion has been chosen to put out the red carpet for the world\'s biggest movie stars.\r\n\r\nBy replacing Hollywood with a chilly Suffolk seafront, the Academy of Motion Pictures believes its showpiece event will better reflect the film-making industry - and its audience.\r\n \r\n"The decision will show the world that the Oscars are not just purely about Los Angeles," an Academy insider said.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2895"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oscars-pic-e1456739182287.jpg" alt="oscars-pic" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2895" /></a><i>And the award goes to... Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nManagement at The Spa say they are delighted. "The Spa is a world-class venue and we are thrilled to host the Oscars." Asked about experience in dealing with demanding stars like Leonardo DiCaprio, a spokesman explained how the seaside venue had hosted Ken Dodd on more than 23 occasions and Showaddywaddy were regular visitors, too.\r\n\r\n"Sylvia had to make their tea just right, or there would be hell to pay," he admitted. "And I won’t go into the Chuckle Brothers’ rider about Bourbons. There is nothing we haven’t seen."\r\n \r\nThe famed after-party, where the stars dance all night, is set to take place at The Alex. Staff could not yet confirm staying open until dawn, saying Tiffany the waitress needed to cycle home all the way down Western Avenue and might be a bit tired.\r\n\r\n<b>Air hockey</b>\r\n \r\nOther entertainments under discussion for the winners and losers of film\'s most prestigious prize are an air hockey competition at the Pier (the bit that’s still open), and flood-lit crazy golf.\r\n \r\nThe idea is rumoured to have come from British-born top director, Ridley Scott, whose Nan shared with him her fond memories of wartime visits to the town. She is said to have developed something of an obsession with Peter’s Ice Cream. It is understood that the locally-run business will be supplying 99’s (£2.75 each) to the cream of Hollywood on the red carpet event and will take on hundreds of new staff to meet demand.\r\n \r\nBut critics of the move claim the legendary parade of glamorous half-clad starlets each February is in jeopardy. "It’s one thing to sashay along in a balmy 27 degrees," said  one insider, "but quite another in a biting north-easterly wind. They’ll catch their deaths."\r\n \r\nThe British Medical Association has suggested that the tradition can be saved if actresses accessorize their designer gowns with woollen hats and mittens.\r\n \r\nLong-term local resident, Gladys Knight said she was unimpressed. "Felixstowe has seen better than this. In the ‘50s the Pier Pavilion hosted Reg Handy and his Amazing Organ every May."\r\n \r\nThe Suffolk Gazette, meanwhile, has confirmed that the Cannes Film festival will not be taking place in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe to host next year\'s Oscars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2892-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-02-29 10:16:40', '2016-02-29 10:16:40', '', 2892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2892-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2903, 1, '2016-03-01 09:48:05', '2016-03-01 09:48:05', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting a gang of Suffolk residents who attacked a BT worker for "being a witch" because he was trying to connect the internet to their remote village.</b>\r\n\r\nThe internet engineer had parked his van on the only lane into Buttsford, a tiny hamlet near Little Brimmer, and was tinkering with wiring in a junction box when the villagers marched around the corner, screaming: "Begone, witch. Your interweb powers will not work here."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWhen the 27-year-old, who lives in Sudbury, Suffolk said he was simply connecting broadband internet to Buttsford, one of only a few hundred Suffolk villages still without access to the web, he was attacked by three of the men and a very large woman with no teeth.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2905"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" alt="buttsford-road" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2905" /></a><i>Remote: The main road into Buttsford</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "He was roughed up, and the woman, who seemed to be the ringleader, began screaming that the engineer should be hung from the large oak tree on the green for being a witch.\r\n\r\n"This excited the villagers even more, and two of the men carrying lit torches tried to grab the internet engineer, who by now had a bloody nose and had broken his pliers.\r\n\r\n"Fearing for his life, he managed to wriggle free and get into his van before locking the doors. The villagers surrounded his vehicle and began banging on the windows screaming, \'Begone, witch. Begone\'.\r\n\r\n"He drove off quickly and reported the incident to Stowmarket police station, telling stunned officers it was like a scene from the Walking Dead."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice raced to Buttsford, which has only 34 residents, but all the locals were by then working in the fields, claiming not to have seen or heard anything.\r\n\r\nAnyone with information is asked to call Crimestoppers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a BT insider said they would return to Buttsford to try connecting the Broadband again. "We understand the locals have a fear of anything modern, but we have sent leaflets explaining the benefits of joining the internet age. We hope they are able to read."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Villagers attack internet engineer for \'being a witch\'', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'internet-engineer-witch', '', '', '2017-05-09 12:22:08', '2017-05-09 12:22:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2903', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2906, 1, '2016-03-01 09:40:04', '2016-03-01 09:40:04', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting a gang of mid-Suffolk residents who attacked a BT worker for "being a witch" because he was trying to connect the internet to their remote village.</b>\r\n\r\nThe internet engineer had parked his van on the only road into Buttsford, a tiny hamlet near Little Brimmer, and was tinkering with wiring in a junction box when the villagers marched around the corner, screaming: "Begone, witch. Your interweb powers will not work here."\r\n\r\nWhen the 27-year-old, who lives in Sudbury, Suffolk said he was simply connecting broadband internet to Buttsford, one of only a few hundred Suffolk villages still without access to the internet, he was attacked by three of the men and a very large woman with no teeth.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2905"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" alt="buttsford-road" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2905" /></a><i>Remote: The main road into Buttsford</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "He was roughed up, and the woman, who seemed to be the ringleader, began screaming the engineer should be hung from large oak tree on the green for being a witch.\r\n\r\n"This excited the villagers even more, and two of the men carrying lit torches tried to grab the engineer, who by now had a bloody nose and had broken his pliers.\r\n\r\n"Fearing for his life, he managed to wriggle free and get into his van before locking the doors. The villagers surrounded his vehicle and began banging on the windows screaming, \'Begone, witch. Begone\'.\r\n\r\n"He drove off quickly and reported the incident to Stowmarket police station, telling stunned officers it was like a scene from the Walking Dead."\r\n\r\nPolice raced to Buttsford, which has only 34 residents, but all the locals were by then working in the fields. None claimed to have heard or scene anything.\r\n\r\nAnyone with information is asked to call Crimestoppers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile a BT insider said they would return to Buttsford to try again connecting the Broadband again. "We understand the locals have a fear of anything modern, but we have sent leaflets explaining the benefits of joining the internet age. We hope they are able to read." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Villagers attack internet engineer for \'being a witch\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2903-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-01 09:40:04', '2016-03-01 09:40:04', '', 2903, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2903-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2907, 1, '2016-03-01 09:48:05', '2016-03-01 09:48:05', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting a gang of Suffolk residents who attacked a BT worker for "being a witch" because he was trying to connect the internet to their remote village.</b>\r\n\r\nThe internet engineer had parked his van on the only road into Buttsford, a tiny hamlet near Little Brimmer, and was tinkering with wiring in a junction box when the villagers marched around the corner, screaming: "Begone, witch. Your interweb powers will not work here."\r\n\r\nWhen the 27-year-old, who lives in Sudbury, Suffolk said he was simply connecting broadband internet to Buttsford, one of only a few hundred Suffolk villages still without access to the web, he was attacked by three of the men and a very large woman with no teeth.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2905"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" alt="buttsford-road" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2905" /></a><i>Remote: The main road into Buttsford</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "He was roughed up, and the woman, who seemed to be the ringleader, began screaming that the engineer should be hung from the large oak tree on the green for being a witch.\r\n\r\n"This excited the villagers even more, and two of the men carrying lit torches tried to grab the internet engineer, who by now had a bloody nose and had broken his pliers.\r\n\r\n"Fearing for his life, he managed to wriggle free and get into his van before locking the doors. The villagers surrounded his vehicle and began banging on the windows screaming, \'Begone, witch. Begone\'.\r\n\r\n"He drove off quickly and reported the incident to Stowmarket police station, telling stunned officers it was like a scene from the Walking Dead."\r\n\r\nPolice raced to Buttsford, which has only 34 residents, but all the locals were by then working in the fields, claiming not to have seen or heard anything.\r\n\r\nAnyone with information is asked to call Crimestoppers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a BT insider said they would return to Buttsford to try connecting the Broadband again. "We understand the locals have a fear of anything modern, but we have sent leaflets explaining the benefits of joining the internet age. We hope they are able to read."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Villagers attack internet engineer for \'being a witch\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2903-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-01 09:48:05', '2016-03-01 09:48:05', '', 2903, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2903-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2908, 1, '2016-10-29 12:27:08', '2016-10-29 12:27:08', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nPolice are hunting a gang of Suffolk residents who attacked a BT worker for "being a witch" because he was trying to connect the internet to their remote village.</b>\n\nThe internet engineer had parked his van on the only lane into Buttsford, a tiny hamlet near Little Brimmer, and was tinkering with wiring in a junction box when the villagers marched around the corner, screaming: "Begone, witch. Your interweb powers will not work here."\n\n\n<br>\nWhen the 27-year-old, who lives in Sudbury, Suffolk said he was simply connecting broadband internet to Buttsford, one of only a few hundred Suffolk villages still without access to the web, he was attacked by three of the men and a very large woman with no teeth.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2905"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" alt="buttsford-road" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2905" /></a><i>Remote: The main road into Buttsford</center></i><br><br>\n\nA police spokesman said: "He was roughed up, and the woman, who seemed to be the ringleader, began screaming that the engineer should be hung from the large oak tree on the green for being a witch.\n\n"This excited the villagers even more, and two of the men carrying lit torches tried to grab the internet engineer, who by now had a bloody nose and had broken his pliers.\n\n"Fearing for his life, he managed to wriggle free and get into his van before locking the doors. The villagers surrounded his vehicle and began banging on the windows screaming, \'Begone, witch. Begone\'.\n\n"He drove off quickly and reported the incident to Stowmarket police station, telling stunned officers it was like a scene from the Walking Dead."\n\nPolice raced to Buttsford, which has only 34 residents, but all the locals were by then working in the fields, claiming not to have seen or heard anything.\n\nAnyone with information is asked to call Crimestoppers.\n\nMeanwhile, a BT insider said they would return to Buttsford to try connecting the Broadband again. "We understand the locals have a fear of anything modern, but we have sent leaflets explaining the benefits of joining the internet age. We hope they are able to read."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Villagers attack internet engineer for \'being a witch\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2903-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-10-29 12:27:08', '2016-10-29 12:27:08', '', 2903, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2903-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2909, 1, '2016-03-01 09:50:23', '2016-03-01 09:50:23', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting a gang of Suffolk residents who attacked a BT worker for "being a witch" because he was trying to connect the internet to their remote village.</b>\r\n\r\nThe internet engineer had parked his van on the only road into Buttsford, a tiny hamlet near Little Brimmer, and was tinkering with wiring in a junction box when the villagers marched around the corner, screaming: "Begone, witch. Your interweb powers will not work here."\r\n\r\nWhen the 27-year-old, who lives in Sudbury, Suffolk said he was simply connecting broadband internet to Buttsford, one of only a few hundred Suffolk villages still without access to the web, he was attacked by three of the men and a very large woman with no teeth.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2905"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buttsford-road-e1456824573359.jpg" alt="buttsford-road" width="500" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2905" /></a><i>Remote: The main road into Buttsford</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "He was roughed up, and the woman, who seemed to be the ringleader, began screaming that the engineer should be hung from the large oak tree on the green for being a witch.\r\n\r\n"This excited the villagers even more, and two of the men carrying lit torches tried to grab the internet engineer, who by now had a bloody nose and had broken his pliers.\r\n\r\n"Fearing for his life, he managed to wriggle free and get into his van before locking the doors. The villagers surrounded his vehicle and began banging on the windows screaming, \'Begone, witch. Begone\'.\r\n\r\n"He drove off quickly and reported the incident to Stowmarket police station, telling stunned officers it was like a scene from the Walking Dead."\r\n\r\nPolice raced to Buttsford, which has only 34 residents, but all the locals were by then working in the fields, claiming not to have seen or heard anything.\r\n\r\nAnyone with information is asked to call Crimestoppers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a BT insider said they would return to Buttsford to try connecting the Broadband again. "We understand the locals have a fear of anything modern, but we have sent leaflets explaining the benefits of joining the internet age. We hope they are able to read."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Villagers attack internet engineer for \'being a witch\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2903-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-01 09:50:23', '2016-03-01 09:50:23', '', 2903, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2903-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2929, 1, '2016-03-02 11:20:40', '2016-03-02 11:20:40', '<b>By Bernie Legg\r\nCycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Tour de France could sensationally move to Suffolk because professional cyclists have been forced off drugs and can no longer cope with steep hills.</b>\r\n\r\n"Since we enforced a ban on illegal stimulants and rigorously carried out blood tests, the cyclists can no longer get up most of the hills in France," a Tour insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "And the mountain stages are now totally out of the question."\r\n\r\nSuffolk, with its flat or low-rolling countryside is seen as ideal territory for the new generation of clean cyclists, and already former yellow jersey winner Sir Bradley Wiggins has indicated he would now join the race.\r\n\r\n"I thought my Tour days were over," he said. "I was just totally sick of riding up hills. It really hurts your legs. But Suffolk will be great. My Auntie Brenda lives near Saxmundham, so I should know."\r\n\r\nTour de France bosses are expected to reveal their decision to uproot to Suffolk in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nThe move has prompted the Suffolk Gazette to launch its own professional cycling team on the understanding it will receive huge support in its home county. Top riders are already queueing up to be part of the elite team, including last year\'s Tour winner, Chris Froome.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2932"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" alt="chris-froome-suffolk-team" width="717" height="576" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932" /></a><i>Tour de France champion Chris Froome shows off his new Suffolk Gazette team kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFroome said he was "over the moon" about the move to Suffolk, and with joining the elite Suffolk Gazette team, which will have a special Adnams fitness drink for riders. He said: "The move to Suffolk is sensible. I’m quite fair-skinned and no matter how much sun lotion I put on I just burn in the south of France."\r\n\r\nIt is expected that the new Tour, which will eventually be rebranded as the Tour de Suffolk, would finish in Felixstowe with the award ceremony beamed around the world live from outside Peter’s Ice Cream kiosk at the bottom of Bent Hill.\r\n\r\nSprint champion Mark Cavendish explained: "The flat stages have always been my favourites. I’ll admit I’m a bit worried about the finish in Felixstowe and coming up Convalescent Hill. It’s steeper than you think. Most people get off and push so I might do that, too."\r\n\r\nHowever, the British Medical Association expressed concern about the lengthy award ceremony in which riders are clad only in lycra shorts and tops. "This type of clothing may be fine in France but we have genuine concerns about the winners catching a chill. That North Sea breeze can be deceptive. We recommend warm tracksuits."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Tour switch as drug-free riders can\'t do hills', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'tour-de-france-cyclists-suffolk', '', '', '2016-03-03 10:30:50', '2016-03-03 10:30:50', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2929', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2930, 1, '2016-03-02 10:02:04', '2016-03-02 10:02:04', '<b>By Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Tour de France could sensationally be moved to Suffolk because professional cyclists have been forced off drugs and can now longer cope with steep hills.</b>\r\n\r\n"Since we enforced a ban on illegal stimulants and rigorously carried out blood tests, the cyclists can no longer get up most of the hills in France," a Tour insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "And the mountain stages are now totally out of the question."\r\n\r\nSuffolk, with its flat or low-rolling countryside is seen as ideal territory for the new generation of clean cyclists. Former yellow jersey winner Sir Bradley Wiggins confirmed last night that he would not be joining the race.\r\n\r\n"I thought my Tour days were over," he said. "I was just totally sick of riding up hills. It really hurts your legs. But Suffolk will be great. My Auntie Brenda lives near Saxmundham, so I should know."\r\n\r\nTour de France bosses are expected to reveal their decision to uproot to Suffolk in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nThe move has prompted the Suffolk Gazette to launch its own professional cycling team on the understanding it will receive huge support in its home county. Top riders are already queueing up to be part of the elite team, including last year\'s Tour winner, Chris Froome.\r\n\r\npic\r\n\r\nProfessional riders are alre\r\n\r\nFellow winner Chris Froome said he was ‘over the moon’. ‘This is a sensible move. I’m quite fair skinned and no matter how much sun lotion I put on I just burn in the south of France.’\r\n\r\nThere was huge excitement as it was announced the Tour will finish in Felixstowe with the award ceremony beamed around the world live from outside Peter’s Ice Cream kiosk at the bottom of Bent Hill.\r\n\r\n Sprint champion Mark Cavendish added his support. ‘The flat bits have always been my favourites. I’ll admit I’m a bit worried about the finish in Felixstowe and coming up Convalescent Hill. It’s steeper than you think. Most people get off and push so I might do that too.’\r\n\r\nHowever, the British Medical Association expressed concern about the lengthy award ceremony in which riders are clad only in lycra shorts and tops. ‘This type of clothing may be fine in France but we have genuine concerns about the winners catching a chill. That north-easterly breeze can be deceptive. We recommend warm tracksuits’\r\n\r\nIn other news: Bernie Ecclestone surprises F1 world by bid to relocate Monaco Grand Prix to his home town of Lowestoft.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2929-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 10:02:04', '2016-03-02 10:02:04', '', 2929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2929-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2933, 1, '2016-03-02 11:19:10', '2016-03-02 11:19:10', '<b>By Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Tour de France could sensationally move to Suffolk because professional cyclists have been forced off drugs and can now longer cope with steep hills.</b>\r\n\r\n"Since we enforced a ban on illegal stimulants and rigorously carried out blood tests, the cyclists can no longer get up most of the hills in France," a Tour insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "And the mountain stages are now totally out of the question."\r\n\r\nSuffolk, with its flat or low-rolling countryside is seen as ideal territory for the new generation of clean cyclists, and already former yellow jersey winner Sir Bradley Wiggins has indicated he would now join the race.\r\n\r\n"I thought my Tour days were over," he said. "I was just totally sick of riding up hills. It really hurts your legs. But Suffolk will be great. My Auntie Brenda lives near Saxmundham, so I should know."\r\n\r\nTour de France bosses are expected to reveal their decision to uproot to Suffolk in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nThe move has prompted the Suffolk Gazette to launch its own professional cycling team on the understanding it will receive huge support in its home county. Top riders are already queueing up to be part of the elite team, including last year\'s Tour winner, Chris Froome.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2932"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" alt="chris-froome-suffolk-team" width="717" height="576" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932" /></a><i>Tour de France champion Chris Froome shows off his new Suffolk Gazette team kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFroome said he was "over the moon" about the move to Suffolk, and with joining the elite Suffolk Gazette team, which will have a special Adnams fitness drink for riders. He said: "The move to Suffolk is sensible. I’m quite fair skinned and no matter how much sun lotion I put on I just burn in the south of France."\r\n\r\nIt is expected that the new Tour, which will eventually be rebranded as the Tour de Suffolk, would finish in Felixstowe with the award ceremony beamed around the world live from outside Peter’s Ice Cream kiosk at the bottom of Bent Hill.\r\n\r\nSprint champion Mark Cavendish explained: "The flat stages have always been my favourites. I’ll admit I’m a bit worried about the finish in Felixstowe and coming up Convalescent Hill. It’s steeper than you think. Most people get off and push so I might do that, too."\r\n\r\nHowever, the British Medical Association expressed concern about the lengthy award ceremony in which riders are clad only in lycra shorts and tops. "This type of clothing may be fine in France but we have genuine concerns about the winners catching a chill. That north-easterly breeze can be deceptive. We recommend warm tracksuits."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tour de France moves to Suffolk as drug-free riders can\'t do hills', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2929-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 11:19:10', '2016-03-02 11:19:10', '', 2929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2929-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2934, 1, '2016-03-02 11:20:19', '2016-03-02 11:20:19', '<b>By Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Tour de France could sensationally move to Suffolk because professional cyclists have been forced off drugs and can now longer cope with steep hills.</b>\r\n\r\n"Since we enforced a ban on illegal stimulants and rigorously carried out blood tests, the cyclists can no longer get up most of the hills in France," a Tour insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "And the mountain stages are now totally out of the question."\r\n\r\nSuffolk, with its flat or low-rolling countryside is seen as ideal territory for the new generation of clean cyclists, and already former yellow jersey winner Sir Bradley Wiggins has indicated he would now join the race.\r\n\r\n"I thought my Tour days were over," he said. "I was just totally sick of riding up hills. It really hurts your legs. But Suffolk will be great. My Auntie Brenda lives near Saxmundham, so I should know."\r\n\r\nTour de France bosses are expected to reveal their decision to uproot to Suffolk in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nThe move has prompted the Suffolk Gazette to launch its own professional cycling team on the understanding it will receive huge support in its home county. Top riders are already queueing up to be part of the elite team, including last year\'s Tour winner, Chris Froome.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2932"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" alt="chris-froome-suffolk-team" width="717" height="576" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932" /></a><i>Tour de France champion Chris Froome shows off his new Suffolk Gazette team kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFroome said he was "over the moon" about the move to Suffolk, and with joining the elite Suffolk Gazette team, which will have a special Adnams fitness drink for riders. He said: "The move to Suffolk is sensible. I’m quite fair-skinned and no matter how much sun lotion I put on I just burn in the south of France."\r\n\r\nIt is expected that the new Tour, which will eventually be rebranded as the Tour de Suffolk, would finish in Felixstowe with the award ceremony beamed around the world live from outside Peter’s Ice Cream kiosk at the bottom of Bent Hill.\r\n\r\nSprint champion Mark Cavendish explained: "The flat stages have always been my favourites. I’ll admit I’m a bit worried about the finish in Felixstowe and coming up Convalescent Hill. It’s steeper than you think. Most people get off and push so I might do that, too."\r\n\r\nHowever, the British Medical Association expressed concern about the lengthy award ceremony in which riders are clad only in lycra shorts and tops. "This type of clothing may be fine in France but we have genuine concerns about the winners catching a chill. That north-easterly breeze can be deceptive. We recommend warm tracksuits."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tour moves to Suffolk as drug-free riders can\'t do hills', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2929-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 11:20:19', '2016-03-02 11:20:19', '', 2929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2929-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2935, 1, '2016-03-02 11:21:48', '2016-03-02 11:21:48', '<b>By Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Tour de France could sensationally move to Suffolk because professional cyclists have been forced off drugs and can no longer cope with steep hills.</b>\r\n\r\n"Since we enforced a ban on illegal stimulants and rigorously carried out blood tests, the cyclists can no longer get up most of the hills in France," a Tour insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "And the mountain stages are now totally out of the question."\r\n\r\nSuffolk, with its flat or low-rolling countryside is seen as ideal territory for the new generation of clean cyclists, and already former yellow jersey winner Sir Bradley Wiggins has indicated he would now join the race.\r\n\r\n"I thought my Tour days were over," he said. "I was just totally sick of riding up hills. It really hurts your legs. But Suffolk will be great. My Auntie Brenda lives near Saxmundham, so I should know."\r\n\r\nTour de France bosses are expected to reveal their decision to uproot to Suffolk in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nThe move has prompted the Suffolk Gazette to launch its own professional cycling team on the understanding it will receive huge support in its home county. Top riders are already queueing up to be part of the elite team, including last year\'s Tour winner, Chris Froome.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2932"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" alt="chris-froome-suffolk-team" width="717" height="576" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932" /></a><i>Tour de France champion Chris Froome shows off his new Suffolk Gazette team kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFroome said he was "over the moon" about the move to Suffolk, and with joining the elite Suffolk Gazette team, which will have a special Adnams fitness drink for riders. He said: "The move to Suffolk is sensible. I’m quite fair-skinned and no matter how much sun lotion I put on I just burn in the south of France."\r\n\r\nIt is expected that the new Tour, which will eventually be rebranded as the Tour de Suffolk, would finish in Felixstowe with the award ceremony beamed around the world live from outside Peter’s Ice Cream kiosk at the bottom of Bent Hill.\r\n\r\nSprint champion Mark Cavendish explained: "The flat stages have always been my favourites. I’ll admit I’m a bit worried about the finish in Felixstowe and coming up Convalescent Hill. It’s steeper than you think. Most people get off and push so I might do that, too."\r\n\r\nHowever, the British Medical Association expressed concern about the lengthy award ceremony in which riders are clad only in lycra shorts and tops. "This type of clothing may be fine in France but we have genuine concerns about the winners catching a chill. That north-easterly breeze can be deceptive. We recommend warm tracksuits."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tour moves to Suffolk as drug-free riders can\'t do hills', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2929-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 11:21:48', '2016-03-02 11:21:48', '', 2929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2929-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2936, 1, '2016-03-02 11:37:09', '2016-03-02 11:37:09', '<b>By Bernie Legg\nCycling Correspondent\n\nThe Tour de France could sensationally move to Suffolk because professional cyclists have been forced off drugs and can no longer cope with steep hills.</b>\n\n"Since we enforced a ban on illegal stimulants and rigorously carried out blood tests, the cyclists can no longer get up most of the hills in France," a Tour insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "And the mountain stages are now totally out of the question."\n\nSuffolk, with its flat or low-rolling countryside is seen as ideal territory for the new generation of clean cyclists, and already former yellow jersey winner Sir Bradley Wiggins has indicated he would now join the race.\n\n"I thought my Tour days were over," he said. "I was just totally sick of riding up hills. It really hurts your legs. But Suffolk will be great. My Auntie Brenda lives near Saxmundham, so I should know."\n\nTour de France bosses are expected to reveal their decision to uproot to Suffolk in the coming weeks.\n\nThe move has prompted the Suffolk Gazette to launch its own professional cycling team on the understanding it will receive huge support in its home county. Top riders are already queueing up to be part of the elite team, including last year\'s Tour winner, Chris Froome.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2932"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" alt="chris-froome-suffolk-team" width="717" height="576" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932" /></a><i>Tour de France champion Chris Froome shows off his new Suffolk Gazette team kit</center></i><br><br>\n\nFroome said he was "over the moon" about the move to Suffolk, and with joining the elite Suffolk Gazette team, which will have a special Adnams fitness drink for riders. He said: "The move to Suffolk is sensible. I’m quite fair-skinned and no matter how much sun lotion I put on I just burn in the south of France."\n\nIt is expected that the new Tour, which will eventually be rebranded as the Tour de Suffolk, would finish in Felixstowe with the award ceremony beamed around the world live from outside Peter’s Ice Cream kiosk at the bottom of Bent Hill.\n\nSprint champion Mark Cavendish explained: "The flat stages have always been my favourites. I’ll admit I’m a bit worried about the finish in Felixstowe and coming up Convalescent Hill. It’s steeper than you think. Most people get off and push so I might do that, too."\n\nHowever, the British Medical Association expressed concern about the lengthy award ceremony in which riders are clad only in lycra shorts and tops. "This type of clothing may be fine in France but we have genuine concerns about the winners catching a chill. That North Sea breeze can be deceptive. We recommend warm tracksuits."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk switch as drug-free riders can\'t do hills', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2929-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 11:37:09', '2016-03-02 11:37:09', '', 2929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2929-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2937, 1, '2016-03-02 11:24:02', '2016-03-02 11:24:02', '<b>By Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Tour de France could sensationally move to Suffolk because professional cyclists have been forced off drugs and can no longer cope with steep hills.</b>\r\n\r\n"Since we enforced a ban on illegal stimulants and rigorously carried out blood tests, the cyclists can no longer get up most of the hills in France," a Tour insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "And the mountain stages are now totally out of the question."\r\n\r\nSuffolk, with its flat or low-rolling countryside is seen as ideal territory for the new generation of clean cyclists, and already former yellow jersey winner Sir Bradley Wiggins has indicated he would now join the race.\r\n\r\n"I thought my Tour days were over," he said. "I was just totally sick of riding up hills. It really hurts your legs. But Suffolk will be great. My Auntie Brenda lives near Saxmundham, so I should know."\r\n\r\nTour de France bosses are expected to reveal their decision to uproot to Suffolk in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nThe move has prompted the Suffolk Gazette to launch its own professional cycling team on the understanding it will receive huge support in its home county. Top riders are already queueing up to be part of the elite team, including last year\'s Tour winner, Chris Froome.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2932"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" alt="chris-froome-suffolk-team" width="717" height="576" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932" /></a><i>Tour de France champion Chris Froome shows off his new Suffolk Gazette team kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFroome said he was "over the moon" about the move to Suffolk, and with joining the elite Suffolk Gazette team, which will have a special Adnams fitness drink for riders. He said: "The move to Suffolk is sensible. I’m quite fair-skinned and no matter how much sun lotion I put on I just burn in the south of France."\r\n\r\nIt is expected that the new Tour, which will eventually be rebranded as the Tour de Suffolk, would finish in Felixstowe with the award ceremony beamed around the world live from outside Peter’s Ice Cream kiosk at the bottom of Bent Hill.\r\n\r\nSprint champion Mark Cavendish explained: "The flat stages have always been my favourites. I’ll admit I’m a bit worried about the finish in Felixstowe and coming up Convalescent Hill. It’s steeper than you think. Most people get off and push so I might do that, too."\r\n\r\nHowever, the British Medical Association expressed concern about the lengthy award ceremony in which riders are clad only in lycra shorts and tops. "This type of clothing may be fine in France but we have genuine concerns about the winners catching a chill. That North Sea breeze can be deceptive. We recommend warm tracksuits."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tour moves to Suffolk as drug-free riders can\'t do hills', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2929-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 11:24:02', '2016-03-02 11:24:02', '', 2929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2929-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2938, 1, '2016-03-02 11:25:01', '2016-03-02 11:25:01', '<b>By Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Tour de France could sensationally move to Suffolk because professional cyclists have been forced off drugs and can no longer cope with steep hills.</b>\r\n\r\n"Since we enforced a ban on illegal stimulants and rigorously carried out blood tests, the cyclists can no longer get up most of the hills in France," a Tour insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "And the mountain stages are now totally out of the question."\r\n\r\nSuffolk, with its flat or low-rolling countryside is seen as ideal territory for the new generation of clean cyclists, and already former yellow jersey winner Sir Bradley Wiggins has indicated he would now join the race.\r\n\r\n"I thought my Tour days were over," he said. "I was just totally sick of riding up hills. It really hurts your legs. But Suffolk will be great. My Auntie Brenda lives near Saxmundham, so I should know."\r\n\r\nTour de France bosses are expected to reveal their decision to uproot to Suffolk in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nThe move has prompted the Suffolk Gazette to launch its own professional cycling team on the understanding it will receive huge support in its home county. Top riders are already queueing up to be part of the elite team, including last year\'s Tour winner, Chris Froome.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2932"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" alt="chris-froome-suffolk-team" width="717" height="576" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932" /></a><i>Tour de France champion Chris Froome shows off his new Suffolk Gazette team kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFroome said he was "over the moon" about the move to Suffolk, and with joining the elite Suffolk Gazette team, which will have a special Adnams fitness drink for riders. He said: "The move to Suffolk is sensible. I’m quite fair-skinned and no matter how much sun lotion I put on I just burn in the south of France."\r\n\r\nIt is expected that the new Tour, which will eventually be rebranded as the Tour de Suffolk, would finish in Felixstowe with the award ceremony beamed around the world live from outside Peter’s Ice Cream kiosk at the bottom of Bent Hill.\r\n\r\nSprint champion Mark Cavendish explained: "The flat stages have always been my favourites. I’ll admit I’m a bit worried about the finish in Felixstowe and coming up Convalescent Hill. It’s steeper than you think. Most people get off and push so I might do that, too."\r\n\r\nHowever, the British Medical Association expressed concern about the lengthy award ceremony in which riders are clad only in lycra shorts and tops. "This type of clothing may be fine in France but we have genuine concerns about the winners catching a chill. That North Sea breeze can be deceptive. We recommend warm tracksuits."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tour\'s Suffolk switch as drug-free riders can\'t do hills', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2929-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 11:25:01', '2016-03-02 11:25:01', '', 2929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2929-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2939, 1, '2016-03-02 11:25:41', '2016-03-02 11:25:41', '<b>By Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Tour de France could sensationally move to Suffolk because professional cyclists have been forced off drugs and can no longer cope with steep hills.</b>\r\n\r\n"Since we enforced a ban on illegal stimulants and rigorously carried out blood tests, the cyclists can no longer get up most of the hills in France," a Tour insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "And the mountain stages are now totally out of the question."\r\n\r\nSuffolk, with its flat or low-rolling countryside is seen as ideal territory for the new generation of clean cyclists, and already former yellow jersey winner Sir Bradley Wiggins has indicated he would now join the race.\r\n\r\n"I thought my Tour days were over," he said. "I was just totally sick of riding up hills. It really hurts your legs. But Suffolk will be great. My Auntie Brenda lives near Saxmundham, so I should know."\r\n\r\nTour de France bosses are expected to reveal their decision to uproot to Suffolk in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nThe move has prompted the Suffolk Gazette to launch its own professional cycling team on the understanding it will receive huge support in its home county. Top riders are already queueing up to be part of the elite team, including last year\'s Tour winner, Chris Froome.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2932"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" alt="chris-froome-suffolk-team" width="717" height="576" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932" /></a><i>Tour de France champion Chris Froome shows off his new Suffolk Gazette team kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFroome said he was "over the moon" about the move to Suffolk, and with joining the elite Suffolk Gazette team, which will have a special Adnams fitness drink for riders. He said: "The move to Suffolk is sensible. I’m quite fair-skinned and no matter how much sun lotion I put on I just burn in the south of France."\r\n\r\nIt is expected that the new Tour, which will eventually be rebranded as the Tour de Suffolk, would finish in Felixstowe with the award ceremony beamed around the world live from outside Peter’s Ice Cream kiosk at the bottom of Bent Hill.\r\n\r\nSprint champion Mark Cavendish explained: "The flat stages have always been my favourites. I’ll admit I’m a bit worried about the finish in Felixstowe and coming up Convalescent Hill. It’s steeper than you think. Most people get off and push so I might do that, too."\r\n\r\nHowever, the British Medical Association expressed concern about the lengthy award ceremony in which riders are clad only in lycra shorts and tops. "This type of clothing may be fine in France but we have genuine concerns about the winners catching a chill. That North Sea breeze can be deceptive. We recommend warm tracksuits."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tour Suffolk switch as drug-free riders can\'t do hills', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2929-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 11:25:41', '2016-03-02 11:25:41', '', 2929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2929-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2940, 1, '2016-03-02 11:29:14', '2016-03-02 11:29:14', '<b>By Bernie Legg\r\nCycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Tour de France could sensationally move to Suffolk because professional cyclists have been forced off drugs and can no longer cope with steep hills.</b>\r\n\r\n"Since we enforced a ban on illegal stimulants and rigorously carried out blood tests, the cyclists can no longer get up most of the hills in France," a Tour insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "And the mountain stages are now totally out of the question."\r\n\r\nSuffolk, with its flat or low-rolling countryside is seen as ideal territory for the new generation of clean cyclists, and already former yellow jersey winner Sir Bradley Wiggins has indicated he would now join the race.\r\n\r\n"I thought my Tour days were over," he said. "I was just totally sick of riding up hills. It really hurts your legs. But Suffolk will be great. My Auntie Brenda lives near Saxmundham, so I should know."\r\n\r\nTour de France bosses are expected to reveal their decision to uproot to Suffolk in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nThe move has prompted the Suffolk Gazette to launch its own professional cycling team on the understanding it will receive huge support in its home county. Top riders are already queueing up to be part of the elite team, including last year\'s Tour winner, Chris Froome.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2932"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" alt="chris-froome-suffolk-team" width="717" height="576" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932" /></a><i>Tour de France champion Chris Froome shows off his new Suffolk Gazette team kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFroome said he was "over the moon" about the move to Suffolk, and with joining the elite Suffolk Gazette team, which will have a special Adnams fitness drink for riders. He said: "The move to Suffolk is sensible. I’m quite fair-skinned and no matter how much sun lotion I put on I just burn in the south of France."\r\n\r\nIt is expected that the new Tour, which will eventually be rebranded as the Tour de Suffolk, would finish in Felixstowe with the award ceremony beamed around the world live from outside Peter’s Ice Cream kiosk at the bottom of Bent Hill.\r\n\r\nSprint champion Mark Cavendish explained: "The flat stages have always been my favourites. I’ll admit I’m a bit worried about the finish in Felixstowe and coming up Convalescent Hill. It’s steeper than you think. Most people get off and push so I might do that, too."\r\n\r\nHowever, the British Medical Association expressed concern about the lengthy award ceremony in which riders are clad only in lycra shorts and tops. "This type of clothing may be fine in France but we have genuine concerns about the winners catching a chill. That North Sea breeze can be deceptive. We recommend warm tracksuits."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tour Suffolk switch as drug-free riders can\'t do hills', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2929-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 11:29:14', '2016-03-02 11:29:14', '', 2929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2929-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2941, 1, '2016-03-02 11:37:13', '2016-03-02 11:37:13', '<b>By Bernie Legg\r\nCycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Tour de France could sensationally move to Suffolk because professional cyclists have been forced off drugs and can no longer cope with steep hills.</b>\r\n\r\n"Since we enforced a ban on illegal stimulants and rigorously carried out blood tests, the cyclists can no longer get up most of the hills in France," a Tour insider told the Suffolk Gazette. "And the mountain stages are now totally out of the question."\r\n\r\nSuffolk, with its flat or low-rolling countryside is seen as ideal territory for the new generation of clean cyclists, and already former yellow jersey winner Sir Bradley Wiggins has indicated he would now join the race.\r\n\r\n"I thought my Tour days were over," he said. "I was just totally sick of riding up hills. It really hurts your legs. But Suffolk will be great. My Auntie Brenda lives near Saxmundham, so I should know."\r\n\r\nTour de France bosses are expected to reveal their decision to uproot to Suffolk in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\nThe move has prompted the Suffolk Gazette to launch its own professional cycling team on the understanding it will receive huge support in its home county. Top riders are already queueing up to be part of the elite team, including last year\'s Tour winner, Chris Froome.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2932"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chris-froome-suffolk-team.jpg" alt="chris-froome-suffolk-team" width="717" height="576" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932" /></a><i>Tour de France champion Chris Froome shows off his new Suffolk Gazette team kit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFroome said he was "over the moon" about the move to Suffolk, and with joining the elite Suffolk Gazette team, which will have a special Adnams fitness drink for riders. He said: "The move to Suffolk is sensible. I’m quite fair-skinned and no matter how much sun lotion I put on I just burn in the south of France."\r\n\r\nIt is expected that the new Tour, which will eventually be rebranded as the Tour de Suffolk, would finish in Felixstowe with the award ceremony beamed around the world live from outside Peter’s Ice Cream kiosk at the bottom of Bent Hill.\r\n\r\nSprint champion Mark Cavendish explained: "The flat stages have always been my favourites. I’ll admit I’m a bit worried about the finish in Felixstowe and coming up Convalescent Hill. It’s steeper than you think. Most people get off and push so I might do that, too."\r\n\r\nHowever, the British Medical Association expressed concern about the lengthy award ceremony in which riders are clad only in lycra shorts and tops. "This type of clothing may be fine in France but we have genuine concerns about the winners catching a chill. That North Sea breeze can be deceptive. We recommend warm tracksuits."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Tour switch as drug-free riders can\'t do hills', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2929-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 11:37:13', '2016-03-02 11:37:13', '', 2929, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2929-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2942, 1, '2016-03-02 11:38:52', '2016-03-02 11:38:52', 'Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories - you couldn\'t make it up.\r\n\r\nThis site started as a bit of fun in February 2015 but has quickly grown a substantial readership, with our stories regularly exploding across social media.\r\n\r\nWhile most people take us for what we are - spoof and satire - there are always some who think we are serious, and hilarity often ensues in the comments section below each story and on our vibrant Facebook page.\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? Just use this contact form to send in an idea - and if we like it, we\'ll get back to you or develop it ourselves, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense...\r\n\r\n[Contact_Form_Builder id="2"]\r\n\r\nWant to advertise with us? Please take a look at our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/advertise-in-the-suffolk-gazette/" target="_blank">advertising page - it\'s dead cheap</a> and you get access to a lot of engaged readers!\r\n\r\nWant to just buy us a beer? Then head to the appropriately-named <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Us a Beer page</a>.\r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor/Founder/Chief Mischief Maker: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Tudor Lickspittle\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Aspall\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nGardening Editor: Rose Cutting\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\nAngling Correspondent: Courtney Pike\r\n\r\nCycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg\r\n\r\nSpecial Correspondent: Richard Head\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 11:38:52', '2016-03-02 11:38:52', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2943, 1, '2016-03-02 14:17:37', '2016-03-02 14:17:37', '<b>By Evan Elpuss\r\nReligious Affairs Editor\r\n\r\nA 14th-century church which closed because of congestion from two new supermarkets is now going to attract "worshoppers" by conducting services in Tesco.</b>\r\n\r\nSaxmundham used to have a thriving high street until the town was bypassed - then Tesco and Waitrose set up opposite one another on the small winding road which once lead to Leiston and the St John the Baptist church.\r\n\r\nChaos ensued when new residents of the massively over-developed town attempted to visit the shops, causing gridlock which backed up to the rarely-changing traffic lights in the high street.\r\n\r\nLocal parishioners of St John the Baptist could no longer access their place of worship due to congestion on Church Hill - but have now been invited into a temporary pop-up church in Tesco for Sunday morning service.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar the Reverend Neil Cushion said: “Well, in a very real sense we are now all living in the modern world and must find communion with the Lord wherever we can.\r\n\r\n"The high ceilings and basic arrangement of aisles within a supermarket will be familiar with church goers, so the micro-church in aisle three of Tesco has been well received as it reminds us of the Holy Trinity and takes account of falling congregations. With 24-hour supermarket shopping, seven days a week, time is a precious commodity for many of our parishioners.\r\n\r\n"Now we can have ham with our hymns and salami with our psalms.”\r\n\r\nWorried Waitrose bosses are now looking at the possibility of their own United Reformed chapel in a bid to secure their share of so-called "worshoppers". They will offer free hot cross buns and have identified a suitable area in the tea and coffee aisle.\r\n\r\nIn an ironic twist, the owner of the church, Lord’s Estates Inc., is in advanced talks with Sainsbury’s about possibly demolishing the building and replacing it with a third supermarket.\r\n\r\nAn insider on the Suffolk Coastal District Council planning committee said: "In the 21st century we expect Saxmundham to become a supermarket hub for East Suffolk - and we can’t let an old building that is only used once a week stand in the way of progress.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Church closes doors and moves to Tesco', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'church-closes-tesco', '', '', '2016-03-02 15:16:05', '2016-03-02 15:16:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2943', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2946, 1, '2016-03-02 13:55:16', '2016-03-02 13:55:16', '<b>By Evan Elpuss\r\nReligious Affairs Editor\r\n\r\nBungling town planners have forced a 14th-century church to close its doors because traffic from two new supermarkets prevents worshippers from reaching it.</b>\r\n\r\nSaxmundham used to have a thriving high street until the town was bypassed - then Tesco and Waitrose moved in peddling sugary drinks, fatty ready meals and cheap lager. The only problem was that they set up opposite one another on the small winding road which once lead to Leiston and the St John the Baptist church.\r\n\r\nChaos ensues when new residents of the massively over-developed town attempt to visit the shops, causing gridlock which backs up to the rarely-changing traffic lights in the high street.\r\n\r\nLocal parishioners of St John the Baptist can no longer access their place of worship due to congestion on Church Hill - but have been invited into a temporary pop-up church in Tesco for Sunday morning service.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar the Reverend Neil Cushion said: “Well, in a very real sense we are now all living in the modern world and must find communion with the Lord wherever we can.\r\n\r\n"The high ceilings and basic arrangement of aisles within a supermarket will be familiar with church goers, so the micro-church in aisle three of Tesco has been well received as it reminds us of the Holy Trinity and takes account of falling congregations. With 24-hour supermarket shopping, seven days a week, time is a precious commodity for many of our parishioners.\r\n\r\n"Now we can have ham with our hymns and salami with our psalms.”\r\n\r\nWorried Waitrose bosses are now looking at the possibility of their own United Reformed chapel in a bid to secure their share of so-called "worshoppers". They will offer free hot cross buns and have identified a suitable area in the tea and coffee aisle.\r\n\r\nIn an ironic twist, the owner of the church, Lord’s Estates Inc., is in advanced talks with Sainsbury’s about possibly demoliting the building and replacing it with third supermarket.\r\n\r\nAn insider on the Suffolk Coastal District Council planning committee said: "In the 21st century we expect Saxmundham to become a supermarket hub for East Suffolk - and we can’t let an old building that is only used once a week stand in the way of progress.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2943-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 13:55:16', '2016-03-02 13:55:16', '', 2943, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2943-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2948, 1, '2016-03-02 14:16:36', '2016-03-02 14:16:36', '<b>By Evan Elpuss\r\nReligious Affairs Editor\r\n\r\nA 14th-century church which closed because of congestion from two new supermarkets is now going to attract "worshoppers" by conducting services in Tesco.</b>\r\n\r\nSaxmundham used to have a thriving high street until the town was bypassed - then Tesco and Waitrose set up opposite one another on the small winding road which once lead to Leiston and the St John the Baptist church.\r\n\r\nChaos ensued when new residents of the massively over-developed town attempted to visit the shops, causing gridlock which backed up to the rarely-changing traffic lights in the high street.\r\n\r\nLocal parishioners of St John the Baptist could no longer access their place of worship due to congestion on Church Hill - but have now been invited into a temporary pop-up church in Tesco for Sunday morning service.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar the Reverend Neil Cushion said: “Well, in a very real sense we are now all living in the modern world and must find communion with the Lord wherever we can.\r\n\r\n"The high ceilings and basic arrangement of aisles within a supermarket will be familiar with church goers, so the micro-church in aisle three of Tesco has been well received as it reminds us of the Holy Trinity and takes account of falling congregations. With 24-hour supermarket shopping, seven days a week, time is a precious commodity for many of our parishioners.\r\n\r\n"Now we can have ham with our hymns and salami with our psalms.”\r\n\r\nWorried Waitrose bosses are now looking at the possibility of their own United Reformed chapel in a bid to secure their share of so-called "worshoppers". They will offer free hot cross buns and have identified a suitable area in the tea and coffee aisle.\r\n\r\nIn an ironic twist, the owner of the church, Lord’s Estates Inc., is in advanced talks with Sainsbury’s about possibly demolishing the building and replacing it with third supermarket.\r\n\r\nAn insider on the Suffolk Coastal District Council planning committee said: "In the 21st century we expect Saxmundham to become a supermarket hub for East Suffolk - and we can’t let an old building that is only used once a week stand in the way of progress.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Church closes doors and moves to Tesco', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2943-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 14:16:36', '2016-03-02 14:16:36', '', 2943, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2943-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2949, 1, '2016-03-02 14:21:42', '2016-03-02 14:21:42', '<b>By Evan Elpuss\r\nReligious Affairs Editor\r\n\r\nA 14th-century church which closed because of congestion from two new supermarkets is now going to attract "worshoppers" by conducting services in Tesco.</b>\r\n\r\nSaxmundham used to have a thriving high street until the town was bypassed - then Tesco and Waitrose set up opposite one another on the small winding road which once lead to Leiston and the St John the Baptist church.\r\n\r\nChaos ensued when new residents of the massively over-developed town attempted to visit the shops, causing gridlock which backed up to the rarely-changing traffic lights in the high street.\r\n\r\nLocal parishioners of St John the Baptist could no longer access their place of worship due to congestion on Church Hill - but have now been invited into a temporary pop-up church in Tesco for Sunday morning service.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar the Reverend Neil Cushion said: “Well, in a very real sense we are now all living in the modern world and must find communion with the Lord wherever we can.\r\n\r\n"The high ceilings and basic arrangement of aisles within a supermarket will be familiar with church goers, so the micro-church in aisle three of Tesco has been well received as it reminds us of the Holy Trinity and takes account of falling congregations. With 24-hour supermarket shopping, seven days a week, time is a precious commodity for many of our parishioners.\r\n\r\n"Now we can have ham with our hymns and salami with our psalms.”\r\n\r\nWorried Waitrose bosses are now looking at the possibility of their own United Reformed chapel in a bid to secure their share of so-called "worshoppers". They will offer free hot cross buns and have identified a suitable area in the tea and coffee aisle.\r\n\r\nIn an ironic twist, the owner of the church, Lord’s Estates Inc., is in advanced talks with Sainsbury’s about possibly demolishing the building and replacing it with a third supermarket.\r\n\r\nAn insider on the Suffolk Coastal District Council planning committee said: "In the 21st century we expect Saxmundham to become a supermarket hub for East Suffolk - and we can’t let an old building that is only used once a week stand in the way of progress.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Church closes doors and moves to Tesco', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2943-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-02 14:21:42', '2016-03-02 14:21:42', '', 2943, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2943-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2950, 0, '2016-03-02 15:55:34', '2016-03-02 15:55:34', 'Hi, I’ve recently stumbled upon your site.\r\nI haven’t laughed so much since I read the Henry Root letters, keep up the good work.\r\n\r\nHere’s an idea I had for an April fools gag, which you may be able to adapt, for a story about a suitably re-named pub in Ipswich?\r\n\r\nIn Norwich, there’s a pub which used to be called the Warwick Arms, on Warwick Street.\r\nSeveral years ago, it was renamed and re-branded as ‘The Mad Moose’, and has since been a huge success.\r\nI dreamed up a gag, whereby I planned to leaflet all of the houses on Warwick Street in the early hours of April 1st, with a pompous-sounding printed flyer “from the pub”, proposing to all local residents that the ‘outdated’ name of Warwick Street should be abolished, and changed to a new name, reflecting the ongoing success of the modern re-named pub.\r\nThe flyer would outline that “An application has been submitted to the local city council, proposing that the new name of ‘Mad Moose Street’ is adopted from the summer”. And also that “A meeting for all local residents to express their views on this matter has been organised at the pub at 11.30am today, and the attached voucher entitles the bearer to one free pint (or equivalent) from the bar.\r\n\r\nI’ve never got round to doing it, but it would be a great gag. \r\nParticularly going to the pub at opening time to see who turns up?\r\n\r\nFood for thought.\r\nBest regards\r\nJohn Mundy\r\n3 Star TV Systems Ltd\r\nJohnny3star@hotmail.co.uk\r\n01603 432040\r\n07836 375813\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: John Mundy\nAUTHOR EMAIL: johnny3star@hotmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 81.159.77.234\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; John Mundy\n    [2_Email] =&gt; johnny3star@hotmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi, I’ve recently stumbled upon your site.\r\nI haven’t laughed so much since I read the Henry Root letters, keep up the good work.\r\n\r\nHere’s an idea I had for an April fools gag, which you may be able to adapt, for a story about a suitably re-named pub in Ipswich?\r\n\r\nIn Norwich, there’s a pub which used to be called the Warwick Arms, on Warwick Street.\r\nSeveral years ago, it was renamed and re-branded as ‘The Mad Moose’, and has since been a huge success.\r\nI dreamed up a gag, whereby I planned to leaflet all of the houses on Warwick Street in the early hours of April 1st, with a pompous-sounding printed flyer “from the pub”, proposing to all local residents that the ‘outdated’ name of Warwick Street should be abolished, and changed to a new name, reflecting the ongoing success of the modern re-named pub.\r\nThe flyer would outline that “An application has been submitted to the local city council, proposing that the new name of ‘Mad Moose Street’ is adopted from the summer”. And also that “A meeting for all local residents to express their views on this matter has been organised at the pub at 11.30am today, and the attached voucher entitles the bearer to one free pint (or equivalent) from the bar.\r\n\r\nI’ve never got round to doing it, but it would be a great gag. \r\nParticularly going to the pub at opening time to see who turns up?\r\n\r\nFood for thought.\r\nBest regards\r\nJohn Mundy\r\n3 Star TV Systems Ltd\r\nJohnny3star@hotmail.co.uk\r\n01603 432040\r\n07836 375813\r\n\r\n\n)\n', 'John Mundy - 2016-03-02 15:55:34', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '707d2f983f9cabcabcdbd657c0a22fe3', '', '', '2016-03-02 15:55:34', '2016-03-02 15:55:34', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=2950', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2954, 1, '2016-03-03 10:29:57', '2016-03-03 10:29:57', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA bucket-list obsessive who couldn’t afford to swim with dolphins achieved the next best thing when he went swimming with some tinned tuna.</b>\r\n\r\nDaring pensioner Colin Paterson, 84, fulfilled his dream this week when he hired out the teaching pool at the Leiston Leisure Centre in Suffolk.\r\n  \r\n“I’m thrilled to have finally crossed this one off of my bucket list,” said Mr Paterson, who is a retired postman. “Obviously it wasn’t quite the same as flying out to the Florida Keys and meeting actual dolphins. But the flights cost £800, whereas the pool is only £3 for seniors on Tuesday afternoons.\r\n\r\n“It was wonderful to watch the tinned tuna interact with its natural habitat. It was extremely playful and provided a very spiritual experience for me. However, I did have to keep a good grip on it, otherwise it would have sunk.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/john-west-tuna-e1456997774549.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2953"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/john-west-tuna-e1456997774549.jpg" alt="tin of John West tuna chunks" width="777" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2953" /></a><i>Beyond the pale: bucket list fan took tinned Tuna for a swim</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nMr Paterson has spent his last ten years completing everything he wants to do on his bucket list before he dies. Two years ago he climbed a mountain by reaching the top of Great Wood Hill, the highest point in Suffolk, at a jaw-dropping 136 metres above sea level. Last year he crossed off the bungee jump when he got his two grandsons to hold him upside down by the ankles in his utility room.\r\n  \r\n“And the fact that I cycled to the leisure centre this week and then walked into town afterwards meant I can also tick off the triathlon,” Mr Paterson added.\r\n\r\n“Next year I want to go on a safari tour of the Maasai Mara National Reserve in Kenya,” he explained. “But if that doesn’t work out, I\'ll catch a bus to the Lowestoft petting zoo.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bucket list man swims with tinned tuna', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'bucket-list-man-swims-tinned-tuna', '', '', '2016-03-03 12:32:21', '2016-03-03 12:32:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2954', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2955, 1, '2016-03-03 10:26:28', '2016-03-03 10:26:28', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA bucket list obsessive who couldn’t afford to swim with dolphins achieved the next best thing when he went swimming with some tinned tuna.</b>\r\n\r\nColin Paterson, 84, fulfilled his dream this week when he hired out the teaching pool in the Leiston Leisure Centre in Suffolk.\r\n  \r\n“I’m thrilled to have finally crossed this one off of my bucket list,” said Mr Paterson, who is a retired postman. “Obviously it wasn’t quite the same as flying out to the Florida Keys and meeting actual dolphins. But the flights cost eight hundred pounds, whereas the pool is only three pounds for seniors.\r\n\r\n“It was wonderful to watch the tinned tuna interact in its natural habitat. It was extremely playful and provided a very spiritual experience. However, I did have to keep a good grip on it, otherwise it would have sunk.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/john-west-tuna-e1456997774549.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2953"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/john-west-tuna-e1456997774549.jpg" alt="tin of John West tuna chunks" width="777" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2953" /></a><i>Beyond the pale: bucket list fan took tinned Tuna for a swim</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nMr Paterson has spent his last ten years doing everything he wants to do on his bucket list before he dies. Two years ago he climbed a mountain by reaching the top of Great Wood Hill, the highest point in Suffolk, at a jaw-dropping 136 metres above sea level. Last year he crossed off the bungee jump when he got his two grandsons to hold him upside down by the ankles in his utility room.\r\n  \r\n“And the fact that I cycled to the leisure centre and then walked into town afterwards meant I can also tick off the triathlon,” Mr Paterson added.\r\n\r\n“Next year I want to go on a safari tour of the Maasai Mara National Reserve in Kenya,” he explained. “But if that doesn’t work out, I have heard that Lowestoft has a good petting zoo.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bucket list man swims with tinned tuna', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2954-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 10:26:28', '2016-03-03 10:26:28', '', 2954, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2954-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2956, 1, '2016-03-03 10:29:40', '2016-03-03 10:29:40', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA bucket-list obsessive who couldn’t afford to swim with dolphins achieved the next best thing when he went swimming with some tinned tuna.</b>\r\n\r\nDaring pensioner Colin Paterson, 84, fulfilled his dream this week when he hired out the teaching pool in the Leiston Leisure Centre in Suffolk.\r\n  \r\n“I’m thrilled to have finally crossed this one off of my bucket list,” said Mr Paterson, who is a retired postman. “Obviously it wasn’t quite the same as flying out to the Florida Keys and meeting actual dolphins. But the flights cost eight hundred pounds, whereas the pool is only three pounds for seniors.\r\n\r\n“It was wonderful to watch the tinned tuna interact with its natural habitat. It was extremely playful and provided a very spiritual experience for me. However, I did have to keep a good grip on it, otherwise it would have sunk.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/john-west-tuna-e1456997774549.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2953"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/john-west-tuna-e1456997774549.jpg" alt="tin of John West tuna chunks" width="777" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2953" /></a><i>Beyond the pale: bucket list fan took tinned Tuna for a swim</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nMr Paterson has spent his last ten years doing everything he wants to do on his bucket list before he dies. Two years ago he climbed a mountain by reaching the top of Great Wood Hill, the highest point in Suffolk, at a jaw-dropping 136 metres above sea level. Last year he crossed off the bungee jump when he got his two grandsons to hold him upside down by the ankles in his utility room.\r\n  \r\n“And the fact that I cycled to the leisure centre and then walked into town afterwards meant I can also tick off the triathlon,” Mr Paterson added.\r\n\r\n“Next year I want to go on a safari tour of the Maasai Mara National Reserve in Kenya,” he explained. “But if that doesn’t work out, I have heard that Lowestoft has a good petting zoo.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bucket list man swims with tinned tuna', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2954-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 10:29:40', '2016-03-03 10:29:40', '', 2954, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2954-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2957, 1, '2016-03-03 10:35:35', '2016-03-03 10:35:35', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\n\nA bucket-list obsessive who couldn’t afford to swim with dolphins achieved the next best thing when he went swimming with some tinned tuna.</b>\n\nDaring pensioner Colin Paterson, 84, fulfilled his dream this week when he hired out the teaching pool at the Leiston Leisure Centre in Suffolk.\n  \n“I’m thrilled to have finally crossed this one off of my bucket list,” said Mr Paterson, who is a retired postman. “Obviously it wasn’t quite the same as flying out to the Florida Keys and meeting actual dolphins. But the flights cost £800, whereas the pool is only £3 for seniors on Tuesday afternoons.\n\n“It was wonderful to watch the tinned tuna interact with its natural habitat. It was extremely playful and provided a very spiritual experience for me. However, I did have to keep a good grip on it, otherwise it would have sunk.”\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/john-west-tuna-e1456997774549.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2953"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/john-west-tuna-e1456997774549.jpg" alt="tin of John West tuna chunks" width="777" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2953" /></a><i>Beyond the pale: bucket list fan took tinned Tuna for a swim</center></i><br><br> \n\nMr Paterson has spent his last ten years completing everything he wants to do on his bucket list before he dies. Two years ago he climbed a mountain by reaching the top of Great Wood Hill, the highest point in Suffolk, at a jaw-dropping 136 metres above sea level. Last year he crossed off the bungee jump when he got his two grandsons to hold him upside down by the ankles in his utility room.\n  \n“And the fact that I cycled to the leisure centre this week and then walked into town afterwards meant I can also tick off the triathlon,” Mr Paterson added.\n\n“Next year I want to go on a safari tour of the Maasai Mara National Reserve in Kenya,” he explained. “But if that doesn’t work out, I have heard that Lowestoft has a good petting zoo.”\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bucket list man swims with tinned tuna', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2954-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 10:35:35', '2016-03-03 10:35:35', '', 2954, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2954-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2958, 1, '2016-03-03 10:35:52', '2016-03-03 10:35:52', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA bucket-list obsessive who couldn’t afford to swim with dolphins achieved the next best thing when he went swimming with some tinned tuna.</b>\r\n\r\nDaring pensioner Colin Paterson, 84, fulfilled his dream this week when he hired out the teaching pool at the Leiston Leisure Centre in Suffolk.\r\n  \r\n“I’m thrilled to have finally crossed this one off of my bucket list,” said Mr Paterson, who is a retired postman. “Obviously it wasn’t quite the same as flying out to the Florida Keys and meeting actual dolphins. But the flights cost £800, whereas the pool is only £3 for seniors on Tuesday afternoons.\r\n\r\n“It was wonderful to watch the tinned tuna interact with its natural habitat. It was extremely playful and provided a very spiritual experience for me. However, I did have to keep a good grip on it, otherwise it would have sunk.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/john-west-tuna-e1456997774549.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2953"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/john-west-tuna-e1456997774549.jpg" alt="tin of John West tuna chunks" width="777" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2953" /></a><i>Beyond the pale: bucket list fan took tinned Tuna for a swim</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nMr Paterson has spent his last ten years completing everything he wants to do on his bucket list before he dies. Two years ago he climbed a mountain by reaching the top of Great Wood Hill, the highest point in Suffolk, at a jaw-dropping 136 metres above sea level. Last year he crossed off the bungee jump when he got his two grandsons to hold him upside down by the ankles in his utility room.\r\n  \r\n“And the fact that I cycled to the leisure centre this week and then walked into town afterwards meant I can also tick off the triathlon,” Mr Paterson added.\r\n\r\n“Next year I want to go on a safari tour of the Maasai Mara National Reserve in Kenya,” he explained. “But if that doesn’t work out, I\'ll catch a bus to the Lowestoft petting zoo.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bucket list man swims with tinned tuna', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2954-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 10:35:52', '2016-03-03 10:35:52', '', 2954, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2954-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2959, 1, '2016-03-03 12:30:19', '2016-03-03 12:30:19', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with the same name as controversial US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has called in police after being repeatedly threatened and ridiculed.</b>\r\n\r\nDonald Trump, 32, from Bury St Edmunds, started getting hate letters through the mail last month, and now he\'s also receiving up to 30 abusive telephone calls a day - many from America.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought it was funny having the same name as him," Mr Trump said from the hardware store he runs with his brother, James. "But since the American Donald Trump started becoming more extreme and bigoted in his views, I\'ve had nothing but trouble.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing people having a joke, but they think they are writing to or calling the real Donald Trump, and have no idea I am just a shopkeeper from Suffolk trying to earn an honest living. It has ruined my life and so I called the police."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2960"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" alt="Man called Donald Trump" width="777" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2960" /></a><i>The controversial Presidential candidate, left, and Suffolk\'s Donald Trump on the right</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLetters passed on to police include one which threatens to burn down his house for his racist views towards Mexicans trying to get across the border into America. Another questions his abrasive attitude towards women, suggesting he should "watch his back".\r\n\r\n"Those sort of accusations are very upsetting," said Suffolk\'s Mr Trump. "I don\'t actually know any Mexicans, but I enjoy Mexican food as much as any man.\r\n\r\n"And suggesting I am somehow sexist is ridiculous - I\'ve been happily married for ten years, and I do my share of the shopping, cooking and housework.\r\n\r\n"I have toyed with the idea of changing my name by deed poll, but I\'m going to stick it out and hope that Hillary Clinton wipes the floor with him at the election and we never hear of the other Donald Trump again."\r\n\r\nEven children laugh at Donald Trump as he walks along Angel Lane and Churchgate Street in Bury St Edmunds on his way to work. "I don\'t mind their teasing," Mr Trump said. "It\'s the vile hate letters and calls I can\'t stand.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t even let my wife or daughter answer our home telephone because it will almost certainly be someone screaming abuse down the line. I don\'t know how they got my number, because last month I was forced to go ex-directory. I assume it has been shared on social media somewhere."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Suffolk Police said: "This is an unusual case. We have advised a 32-year-old man from Bury St Edmunds on matters of personal safety, and we are investigating a number of threatening letters he has received in the post."\r\n\r\nThe US Donald Trump is currently sweeping to victory in the race to lead the Republican Party into the Presidential election in November.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Being called Donald Trump has ruined my life\'', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-donald-trump', '', '', '2016-03-04 11:48:37', '2016-03-04 11:48:37', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2959', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2961, 1, '2016-03-03 12:24:15', '2016-03-03 12:24:15', '</b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with the same name as controversial US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has called in police after being repeatedly threatened and ridiculed.</b>\r\n\r\nDonald Trump, 32, from Bury St Edmunds, started getting hate letters through the mail last month, and now he\'s also receiving up to 30 abusive telephone calls a day - many from America.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought it was funny having the same name as him," Mr Trump said from the hardware store he runs with his brother, James. "But since the American Donald Trump started becoming more extreme and bigoted in his views, I\'ve had nothing but trouble.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing people having a joke, but they think they are writing to or calling the real Donald Trump, and have no idea I am just a shopkeeper from Suffolk trying to earn an honest living. It has ruined my life."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2960"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" alt="Man called Donald Trump" width="777" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2960" /></a><i>The controversial Presidential candidate, left, and Suffolk\'s Donald Trump on the right</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLetters passed on to police include one which threatens to burn down his house for his racist views towards Mexicans trying to get across the border into America. Another questions his abrasive attitude towards women, suggesting he should "watch his back".\r\n\r\n"Those sort of accusations are very upsetting," said Suffolk\'s Mr Trump. "I don\'t actually know any Mexicans, but I enjoy Mexican food as much as any man.\r\n\r\n"And suggesting I am somehow sexist is ridiculous - I\'ve been happily married for ten years, and I do my share of the shopping, cooking and housework.\r\n\r\n"I have toyed with the idea of changing my name by deedpoll, but I\'m going to stick it out and hope that Hillary Clinton wipes the floor with him at the election and we never hear of the other Donald Trump again."\r\n\r\nEven children laugh at Donald Trump as he walks along Angel Lane and Churchgate Street in BUry St Edmunds on his way to work. "I don\'t mind their teasing," Mr Trump said. "It\'s the vile hate letters and calls I can\'t stand.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t even let my wife or daughter answer our home telephone because it will almost certainly be someone screaming abuse down the line. I don\'t know how they got my number, because last month I was forced to go ex-directory. I assume i has been shared on social media somewhere."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Suffolk Police said: "This is an unusual case. We have advised a 32-year-old man from Bury St Edmunds on matters of personal safety, and we are investigating a number of threatening letters he has received in the post."\r\n\r\nThe US Donald Trump is curerently sweeping to victory in the race to lead the Republican\'s into the Presidential election in November.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Being called Donald Trump has \'ruined\' Suffolk man\'s life', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2959-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 12:24:15', '2016-03-03 12:24:15', '', 2959, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2959-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2962, 1, '2016-03-03 12:26:10', '2016-03-03 12:26:10', '</b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with the same name as controversial US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has called in police after being repeatedly threatened and ridiculed.</b>\r\n\r\nDonald Trump, 32, from Bury St Edmunds, started getting hate letters through the mail last month, and now he\'s also receiving up to 30 abusive telephone calls a day - many from America.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought it was funny having the same name as him," Mr Trump said from the hardware store he runs with his brother, James. "But since the American Donald Trump started becoming more extreme and bigoted in his views, I\'ve had nothing but trouble.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing people having a joke, but they think they are writing to or calling the real Donald Trump, and have no idea I am just a shopkeeper from Suffolk trying to earn an honest living. It has ruined my life."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2960"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" alt="Man called Donald Trump" width="777" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2960" /></a><i>The controversial Presidential candidate, left, and Suffolk\'s Donald Trump on the right</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLetters passed on to police include one which threatens to burn down his house for his racist views towards Mexicans trying to get across the border into America. Another questions his abrasive attitude towards women, suggesting he should "watch his back".\r\n\r\n"Those sort of accusations are very upsetting," said Suffolk\'s Mr Trump. "I don\'t actually know any Mexicans, but I enjoy Mexican food as much as any man.\r\n\r\n"And suggesting I am somehow sexist is ridiculous - I\'ve been happily married for ten years, and I do my share of the shopping, cooking and housework.\r\n\r\n"I have toyed with the idea of changing my name by deed poll, but I\'m going to stick it out and hope that Hillary Clinton wipes the floor with him at the election and we never hear of the other Donald Trump again."\r\n\r\nEven children laugh at Donald Trump as he walks along Angel Lane and Churchgate Street in BUry St Edmunds on his way to work. "I don\'t mind their teasing," Mr Trump said. "It\'s the vile hate letters and calls I can\'t stand.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t even let my wife or daughter answer our home telephone because it will almost certainly be someone screaming abuse down the line. I don\'t know how they got my number, because last month I was forced to go ex-directory. I assume i has been shared on social media somewhere."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Suffolk Police said: "This is an unusual case. We have advised a 32-year-old man from Bury St Edmunds on matters of personal safety, and we are investigating a number of threatening letters he has received in the post."\r\n\r\nThe US Donald Trump is currently sweeping to victory in the race to lead the Republican\'s into the Presidential election in November.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Being called Donald Trump has \'ruined\' Suffolk man\'s life', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2959-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 12:26:10', '2016-03-03 12:26:10', '', 2959, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2959-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2963, 1, '2016-03-03 12:27:20', '2016-03-03 12:27:20', '</b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with the same name as controversial US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has called in police after being repeatedly threatened and ridiculed.</b>\r\n\r\nDonald Trump, 32, from Bury St Edmunds, started getting hate letters through the mail last month, and now he\'s also receiving up to 30 abusive telephone calls a day - many from America.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought it was funny having the same name as him," Mr Trump said from the hardware store he runs with his brother, James. "But since the American Donald Trump started becoming more extreme and bigoted in his views, I\'ve had nothing but trouble.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing people having a joke, but they think they are writing to or calling the real Donald Trump, and have no idea I am just a shopkeeper from Suffolk trying to earn an honest living. It has ruined my life."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2960"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" alt="Man called Donald Trump" width="777" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2960" /></a><i>The controversial Presidential candidate, left, and Suffolk\'s Donald Trump on the right</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLetters passed on to police include one which threatens to burn down his house for his racist views towards Mexicans trying to get across the border into America. Another questions his abrasive attitude towards women, suggesting he should "watch his back".\r\n\r\n"Those sort of accusations are very upsetting," said Suffolk\'s Mr Trump. "I don\'t actually know any Mexicans, but I enjoy Mexican food as much as any man.\r\n\r\n"And suggesting I am somehow sexist is ridiculous - I\'ve been happily married for ten years, and I do my share of the shopping, cooking and housework.\r\n\r\n"I have toyed with the idea of changing my name by deed poll, but I\'m going to stick it out and hope that Hillary Clinton wipes the floor with him at the election and we never hear of the other Donald Trump again."\r\n\r\nEven children laugh at Donald Trump as he walks along Angel Lane and Churchgate Street in BUry St Edmunds on his way to work. "I don\'t mind their teasing," Mr Trump said. "It\'s the vile hate letters and calls I can\'t stand.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t even let my wife or daughter answer our home telephone because it will almost certainly be someone screaming abuse down the line. I don\'t know how they got my number, because last month I was forced to go ex-directory. I assume i has been shared on social media somewhere."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Suffolk Police said: "This is an unusual case. We have advised a 32-year-old man from Bury St Edmunds on matters of personal safety, and we are investigating a number of threatening letters he has received in the post."\r\n\r\nThe US Donald Trump is currently sweeping to victory in the race to lead the Republican\'s into the Presidential election in November.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Being called Donald Trump has ruined my life\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2959-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 12:27:20', '2016-03-03 12:27:20', '', 2959, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2959-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2964, 1, '2016-03-03 12:27:46', '2016-03-03 12:27:46', '</b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with the same name as controversial US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has called in police after being repeatedly threatened and ridiculed.</b>\r\n\r\nDonald Trump, 32, from Bury St Edmunds, started getting hate letters through the mail last month, and now he\'s also receiving up to 30 abusive telephone calls a day - many from America.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought it was funny having the same name as him," Mr Trump said from the hardware store he runs with his brother, James. "But since the American Donald Trump started becoming more extreme and bigoted in his views, I\'ve had nothing but trouble.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing people having a joke, but they think they are writing to or calling the real Donald Trump, and have no idea I am just a shopkeeper from Suffolk trying to earn an honest living. It has ruined my life and so I called the police."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2960"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" alt="Man called Donald Trump" width="777" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2960" /></a><i>The controversial Presidential candidate, left, and Suffolk\'s Donald Trump on the right</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLetters passed on to police include one which threatens to burn down his house for his racist views towards Mexicans trying to get across the border into America. Another questions his abrasive attitude towards women, suggesting he should "watch his back".\r\n\r\n"Those sort of accusations are very upsetting," said Suffolk\'s Mr Trump. "I don\'t actually know any Mexicans, but I enjoy Mexican food as much as any man.\r\n\r\n"And suggesting I am somehow sexist is ridiculous - I\'ve been happily married for ten years, and I do my share of the shopping, cooking and housework.\r\n\r\n"I have toyed with the idea of changing my name by deed poll, but I\'m going to stick it out and hope that Hillary Clinton wipes the floor with him at the election and we never hear of the other Donald Trump again."\r\n\r\nEven children laugh at Donald Trump as he walks along Angel Lane and Churchgate Street in BUry St Edmunds on his way to work. "I don\'t mind their teasing," Mr Trump said. "It\'s the vile hate letters and calls I can\'t stand.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t even let my wife or daughter answer our home telephone because it will almost certainly be someone screaming abuse down the line. I don\'t know how they got my number, because last month I was forced to go ex-directory. I assume i has been shared on social media somewhere."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Suffolk Police said: "This is an unusual case. We have advised a 32-year-old man from Bury St Edmunds on matters of personal safety, and we are investigating a number of threatening letters he has received in the post."\r\n\r\nThe US Donald Trump is currently sweeping to victory in the race to lead the Republican\'s into the Presidential election in November.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Being called Donald Trump has ruined my life\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2959-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 12:27:46', '2016-03-03 12:27:46', '', 2959, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2959-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2965, 1, '2016-03-03 12:28:18', '2016-03-03 12:28:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with the same name as controversial US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has called in police after being repeatedly threatened and ridiculed.</b>\r\n\r\nDonald Trump, 32, from Bury St Edmunds, started getting hate letters through the mail last month, and now he\'s also receiving up to 30 abusive telephone calls a day - many from America.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought it was funny having the same name as him," Mr Trump said from the hardware store he runs with his brother, James. "But since the American Donald Trump started becoming more extreme and bigoted in his views, I\'ve had nothing but trouble.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing people having a joke, but they think they are writing to or calling the real Donald Trump, and have no idea I am just a shopkeeper from Suffolk trying to earn an honest living. It has ruined my life and so I called the police."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2960"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" alt="Man called Donald Trump" width="777" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2960" /></a><i>The controversial Presidential candidate, left, and Suffolk\'s Donald Trump on the right</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLetters passed on to police include one which threatens to burn down his house for his racist views towards Mexicans trying to get across the border into America. Another questions his abrasive attitude towards women, suggesting he should "watch his back".\r\n\r\n"Those sort of accusations are very upsetting," said Suffolk\'s Mr Trump. "I don\'t actually know any Mexicans, but I enjoy Mexican food as much as any man.\r\n\r\n"And suggesting I am somehow sexist is ridiculous - I\'ve been happily married for ten years, and I do my share of the shopping, cooking and housework.\r\n\r\n"I have toyed with the idea of changing my name by deed poll, but I\'m going to stick it out and hope that Hillary Clinton wipes the floor with him at the election and we never hear of the other Donald Trump again."\r\n\r\nEven children laugh at Donald Trump as he walks along Angel Lane and Churchgate Street in BUry St Edmunds on his way to work. "I don\'t mind their teasing," Mr Trump said. "It\'s the vile hate letters and calls I can\'t stand.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t even let my wife or daughter answer our home telephone because it will almost certainly be someone screaming abuse down the line. I don\'t know how they got my number, because last month I was forced to go ex-directory. I assume i has been shared on social media somewhere."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Suffolk Police said: "This is an unusual case. We have advised a 32-year-old man from Bury St Edmunds on matters of personal safety, and we are investigating a number of threatening letters he has received in the post."\r\n\r\nThe US Donald Trump is currently sweeping to victory in the race to lead the Republican\'s into the Presidential election in November.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Being called Donald Trump has ruined my life\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2959-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 12:28:18', '2016-03-03 12:28:18', '', 2959, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2959-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2966, 1, '2016-03-03 12:30:37', '2016-03-03 12:30:37', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with the same name as controversial US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has called in police after being repeatedly threatened and ridiculed.</b>\r\n\r\nDonald Trump, 32, from Bury St Edmunds, started getting hate letters through the mail last month, and now he\'s also receiving up to 30 abusive telephone calls a day - many from America.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought it was funny having the same name as him," Mr Trump said from the hardware store he runs with his brother, James. "But since the American Donald Trump started becoming more extreme and bigoted in his views, I\'ve had nothing but trouble.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing people having a joke, but they think they are writing to or calling the real Donald Trump, and have no idea I am just a shopkeeper from Suffolk trying to earn an honest living. It has ruined my life and so I called the police."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2960"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" alt="Man called Donald Trump" width="777" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2960" /></a><i>The controversial Presidential candidate, left, and Suffolk\'s Donald Trump on the right</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLetters passed on to police include one which threatens to burn down his house for his racist views towards Mexicans trying to get across the border into America. Another questions his abrasive attitude towards women, suggesting he should "watch his back".\r\n\r\n"Those sort of accusations are very upsetting," said Suffolk\'s Mr Trump. "I don\'t actually know any Mexicans, but I enjoy Mexican food as much as any man.\r\n\r\n"And suggesting I am somehow sexist is ridiculous - I\'ve been happily married for ten years, and I do my share of the shopping, cooking and housework.\r\n\r\n"I have toyed with the idea of changing my name by deed poll, but I\'m going to stick it out and hope that Hillary Clinton wipes the floor with him at the election and we never hear of the other Donald Trump again."\r\n\r\nEven children laugh at Donald Trump as he walks along Angel Lane and Churchgate Street in Bury St Edmunds on his way to work. "I don\'t mind their teasing," Mr Trump said. "It\'s the vile hate letters and calls I can\'t stand.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t even let my wife or daughter answer our home telephone because it will almost certainly be someone screaming abuse down the line. I don\'t know how they got my number, because last month I was forced to go ex-directory. I assume i has been shared on social media somewhere."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Suffolk Police said: "This is an unusual case. We have advised a 32-year-old man from Bury St Edmunds on matters of personal safety, and we are investigating a number of threatening letters he has received in the post."\r\n\r\nThe US Donald Trump is currently sweeping to victory in the race to lead the Republican\'s into the Presidential election in November.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Being called Donald Trump has ruined my life\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2959-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 12:30:37', '2016-03-03 12:30:37', '', 2959, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2959-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2967, 1, '2016-03-03 12:31:10', '2016-03-03 12:31:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with the same name as controversial US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has called in police after being repeatedly threatened and ridiculed.</b>\r\n\r\nDonald Trump, 32, from Bury St Edmunds, started getting hate letters through the mail last month, and now he\'s also receiving up to 30 abusive telephone calls a day - many from America.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought it was funny having the same name as him," Mr Trump said from the hardware store he runs with his brother, James. "But since the American Donald Trump started becoming more extreme and bigoted in his views, I\'ve had nothing but trouble.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing people having a joke, but they think they are writing to or calling the real Donald Trump, and have no idea I am just a shopkeeper from Suffolk trying to earn an honest living. It has ruined my life and so I called the police."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2960"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" alt="Man called Donald Trump" width="777" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2960" /></a><i>The controversial Presidential candidate, left, and Suffolk\'s Donald Trump on the right</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLetters passed on to police include one which threatens to burn down his house for his racist views towards Mexicans trying to get across the border into America. Another questions his abrasive attitude towards women, suggesting he should "watch his back".\r\n\r\n"Those sort of accusations are very upsetting," said Suffolk\'s Mr Trump. "I don\'t actually know any Mexicans, but I enjoy Mexican food as much as any man.\r\n\r\n"And suggesting I am somehow sexist is ridiculous - I\'ve been happily married for ten years, and I do my share of the shopping, cooking and housework.\r\n\r\n"I have toyed with the idea of changing my name by deed poll, but I\'m going to stick it out and hope that Hillary Clinton wipes the floor with him at the election and we never hear of the other Donald Trump again."\r\n\r\nEven children laugh at Donald Trump as he walks along Angel Lane and Churchgate Street in Bury St Edmunds on his way to work. "I don\'t mind their teasing," Mr Trump said. "It\'s the vile hate letters and calls I can\'t stand.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t even let my wife or daughter answer our home telephone because it will almost certainly be someone screaming abuse down the line. I don\'t know how they got my number, because last month I was forced to go ex-directory. I assume it has been shared on social media somewhere."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Suffolk Police said: "This is an unusual case. We have advised a 32-year-old man from Bury St Edmunds on matters of personal safety, and we are investigating a number of threatening letters he has received in the post."\r\n\r\nThe US Donald Trump is currently sweeping to victory in the race to lead the Republican\'s into the Presidential election in November.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Being called Donald Trump has ruined my life\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2959-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 12:31:10', '2016-03-03 12:31:10', '', 2959, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2959-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2968, 1, '2016-03-03 12:31:48', '2016-03-03 12:31:48', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with the same name as controversial US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has called in police after being repeatedly threatened and ridiculed.</b>\r\n\r\nDonald Trump, 32, from Bury St Edmunds, started getting hate letters through the mail last month, and now he\'s also receiving up to 30 abusive telephone calls a day - many from America.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought it was funny having the same name as him," Mr Trump said from the hardware store he runs with his brother, James. "But since the American Donald Trump started becoming more extreme and bigoted in his views, I\'ve had nothing but trouble.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing people having a joke, but they think they are writing to or calling the real Donald Trump, and have no idea I am just a shopkeeper from Suffolk trying to earn an honest living. It has ruined my life and so I called the police."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2960"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/real-suffolk-donald-trump-e1457005897185.jpg" alt="Man called Donald Trump" width="777" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2960" /></a><i>The controversial Presidential candidate, left, and Suffolk\'s Donald Trump on the right</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLetters passed on to police include one which threatens to burn down his house for his racist views towards Mexicans trying to get across the border into America. Another questions his abrasive attitude towards women, suggesting he should "watch his back".\r\n\r\n"Those sort of accusations are very upsetting," said Suffolk\'s Mr Trump. "I don\'t actually know any Mexicans, but I enjoy Mexican food as much as any man.\r\n\r\n"And suggesting I am somehow sexist is ridiculous - I\'ve been happily married for ten years, and I do my share of the shopping, cooking and housework.\r\n\r\n"I have toyed with the idea of changing my name by deed poll, but I\'m going to stick it out and hope that Hillary Clinton wipes the floor with him at the election and we never hear of the other Donald Trump again."\r\n\r\nEven children laugh at Donald Trump as he walks along Angel Lane and Churchgate Street in Bury St Edmunds on his way to work. "I don\'t mind their teasing," Mr Trump said. "It\'s the vile hate letters and calls I can\'t stand.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t even let my wife or daughter answer our home telephone because it will almost certainly be someone screaming abuse down the line. I don\'t know how they got my number, because last month I was forced to go ex-directory. I assume it has been shared on social media somewhere."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Suffolk Police said: "This is an unusual case. We have advised a 32-year-old man from Bury St Edmunds on matters of personal safety, and we are investigating a number of threatening letters he has received in the post."\r\n\r\nThe US Donald Trump is currently sweeping to victory in the race to lead the Republican Party into the Presidential election in November.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Being called Donald Trump has ruined my life\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2959-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 12:31:48', '2016-03-03 12:31:48', '', 2959, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2959-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2969, 1, '2016-03-03 12:59:37', '2016-03-03 12:59:37', 'Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories - you couldn\'t make it up.\r\n\r\nThis site started as a bit of fun in February 2015 but has quickly grown a substantial readership, with our stories regularly exploding across social media.\r\n\r\nWhile most people take us for what we are - spoof and satire - there are always some who think we are serious, and hilarity often ensues in the comments section below each story and on our vibrant Facebook page.\r\n\r\nGot a story for us? Just use this contact form on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us page</a> and send in an idea - and if we like it, we\'ll get back to you or develop it ourselves, so long as it is not libelous, racist, sexist, abusive etc - and that it makes sense!\r\n\r\nWant to advertise with us? Please take a look at our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/advertise-in-the-suffolk-gazette/" target="_blank">advertising page - it\'s dead cheap</a> and you get access to a lot of engaged readers!\r\n\r\nWant to just buy me a beer? Then head to the appropriately-named <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Me a Beer page</a>.\r\n\r\n<strong>Here is our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team:</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Editor/Founder/Chief Mischief Maker: Simon Young (<a href="https://twitter.com/MrSimonYoung" target="_blank">@MrSimonYoung on Twitter</a>)\r\n\r\nCrime Editor: Rob Banks\r\n\r\nCrime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nProperty Correspondent: Ruth Tyler\r\n\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor\r\n\r\nPolitical Correspondent: Polly Ticks\r\n\r\nRailway Correspondent: Casey Jones\r\n\r\nDefence Editor: Doug Trench\r\n\r\nRoyal Correspondent: Tudor Lickspittle\r\n\r\nConsumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs\r\n\r\nEntertainment Editor: Arthur Aspall\r\n\r\nEconomics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse\r\n\r\nGardening Editor: Rose Cutting\r\n\r\nSecurity Correspondent: Ben Twarters\r\n\r\nCricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp\r\n\r\nAngling Correspondent: Courtney Pike\r\n\r\nCycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg\r\n\r\nSpecial Correspondent: Richard Head\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'About Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-03 12:59:37', '2016-03-03 12:59:37', '', 2, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2970, 1, '2017-10-20 11:47:59', '2017-10-20 11:47:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" alt="Norwich FC trophy cabinet" width="552" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3014" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nDelia Smith\'s Norwich City could be charged with wasting police time after the club claimed its trophy cabinet had been stolen.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a 999 call from Carrow Road insisted the cabinet, together with its allegedly precious contents, had disappeared from the board room.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut an investigation by Norfolk Police quickly revealed no one at the club could describe any of the stolen items, and detectives concluded it was likely a trophy cabinet never existed in the first place.\r\n\r\nA police source confirmed Norwich\'s only known cup, the 1955-56 Bernard Matthews Challenge Shield, had been found - propping open a fire door.\r\n\r\nThe officer said: "The emergency call was traced back to the office of Norwich chairman Ed Balls, who was found in a comatose state surrounded by <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ed-balls-to-be-paid-in-pies/">empty pie tins</a>.\r\n\r\n"He was jabbering on about the league title, and FA Cup and UEFA Cup trophies - but clearly he was mistaking his club\'s history with that of their larger and more successful rivals over the border in Suffolk."\r\n\r\nStretched forces in Norfolk are now considering charging Norwich City FC with wasting police time. "Normally people call them a waste of time anyway," the officer said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, concerned club staff have called in Yvette Fielding, star of TV’s Most Haunted show, to investigate as the spectre of wasting all their Premier League parachute money haunts the corridors of Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "There has been a ghostly apparition running through the corridors screeching, \'Where are you? Let\'s be having you.\' We think it is the spirit of a sad old woman desperately searching for her team\'s next win."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City risk charge of wasting police time', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-wasting-police-time', '', '', '2017-10-20 15:50:23', '2017-10-20 15:50:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2970', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2971, 1, '2016-03-04 11:44:43', '2016-03-04 11:44:43', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nDelia Smith\'s Norwich City could be charged with wasting police time after the club claimed its trophy cabinet had been stolen.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a 999 call from Carrow Road insisted the cabinet and its precious contents had disappeared from the board room.\r\n\r\nBut a brief investigation by Norfolk Police revealed no one at the club could describe any of the allegedly stolen items, and detectives concluded it was likely a trophy cabinet never existed in the first place.\r\n\r\nA police source revealed Norwich\'s only known cup, the 1955-56 Bernard Matthews Challenge Shield, was found propping open a fire door.\r\n\r\nThe officer said: "The emergency call was traced back to the office of new Norwich chairman Ed Balls, who was found in a comatose state surrounded by <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ed-balls-to-be-paid-in-pies/">empty pie tins</a>. He was jabbering on about the league title, and FA Cup and UEFA Cup trophies - but clearly he was mistaking his club\'s history with that of their larger rivals over the border in Suffolk."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, concerned staff have called in Yvette Fielding, star of TV’s Most Haunted show, to investigate as the spectre of relegation haunts the corridors of Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "There has been a ghostly apparition passing through corridors screeching, \'Where are you? Let\'s be having you.\' We think it is the spirit of an old woman desperately searching for her team\'s next win."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City risk charge for wasting police time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2970-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-04 11:44:43', '2016-03-04 11:44:43', '', 2970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2972, 1, '2016-03-04 11:47:59', '2016-03-04 11:47:59', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nDelia Smith\'s Norwich City could be charged with wasting police time after the club claimed its trophy cabinet had been stolen.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a 999 call from Carrow Road insisted the cabinet and its precious contents had disappeared from the board room.\r\n\r\nBut an investigation by Norfolk Police quickly revealed no one at the club could describe any of the allegedly stolen items, and detectives concluded it was likely a trophy cabinet never existed in the first place.\r\n\r\nA police source confirmed Norwich\'s only known cup, the 1955-56 Bernard Matthews Challenge Shield, was found propping open a fire door.\r\n\r\nThe officer said: "The emergency call was traced back to the office of new Norwich chairman Ed Balls, who was found in a comatose state surrounded by <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ed-balls-to-be-paid-in-pies/">empty pie tins</a>. He was jabbering on about the league title, and FA Cup and UEFA Cup trophies - but clearly he was mistaking his club\'s history with that of their larger and more successful rivals over the border in Suffolk."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, concerned staff have called in Yvette Fielding, star of TV’s Most Haunted show, to investigate as the spectre of relegation haunts the corridors of Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "There has been a ghostly apparition running through the corridors screeching, \'Where are you? Let\'s be having you.\' We think it is the spirit of a sad old woman desperately searching for her team\'s next win."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City risk charge for wasting police time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2970-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-04 11:47:59', '2016-03-04 11:47:59', '', 2970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2973, 1, '2016-03-04 11:58:27', '2016-03-04 11:58:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nDelia Smith\'s Norwich City could be charged with wasting police time after the club claimed its trophy cabinet had been stolen.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a 999 call from Carrow Road insisted the cabinet and its precious contents had disappeared from the board room.\r\n\r\nBut an investigation by Norfolk Police quickly revealed no one at the club could describe any of the allegedly stolen items, and detectives concluded it was likely a trophy cabinet never existed in the first place.\r\n\r\nA police source confirmed Norwich\'s only known cup, the 1955-56 Bernard Matthews Challenge Shield, was found propping open a fire door.\r\n\r\nThe officer said: "The emergency call was traced back to the office of new Norwich chairman Ed Balls, who was found in a comatose state surrounded by <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ed-balls-to-be-paid-in-pies/">empty pie tins</a>. He was jabbering on about the league title, and FA Cup and UEFA Cup trophies - but clearly he was mistaking his club\'s history with that of their larger and more successful rivals over the border in Suffolk."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, concerned staff have called in Yvette Fielding, star of TV’s Most Haunted show, to investigate as the spectre of relegation haunts the corridors of Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "There has been a ghostly apparition running through the corridors screeching, \'Where are you? Let\'s be having you.\' We think it is the spirit of a sad old woman desperately searching for her team\'s next win."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City risk charge of wasting police time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2970-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-04 11:58:27', '2016-03-04 11:58:27', '', 2970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2974, 1, '2017-10-20 15:49:16', '2017-10-20 15:49:16', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" alt="Norwich FC trophy cabinet" width="552" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3014" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nDelia Smith\'s Norwich City could be charged with wasting police time after the club claimed its trophy cabinet had been stolen.</strong>\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a 999 call from Carrow Road insisted the cabinet, together with its allegedly precious contents, had disappeared from the board room.\n\n\n\nBut an investigation by Norfolk Police quickly revealed no one at the club could describe any of the stolen items, and detectives concluded it was likely a trophy cabinet never existed in the first place.\n\nA police source confirmed Norwich\'s only known cup, the 1955-56 Bernard Matthews Challenge Shield, had been found - propping open a fire door.\n\nThe officer said: "The emergency call was traced back to the office of Norwich chairman Ed Balls, who was found in a comatose state surrounded by <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ed-balls-to-be-paid-in-pies/">empty pie tins</a>.\n\n"He was jabbering on about the league title, and FA Cup and UEFA Cup trophies - but clearly he was mistaking his club\'s history with that of their larger and more successful rivals over the border in Suffolk."\n\nStretched forces in Norfolk are now considering charging Norwich City FC with wasting police time - \n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMeanwhile, concerned staff have called in Yvette Fielding, star of TV’s Most Haunted show, to investigate as the spectre of wasting all their Premier League parachute money haunts the corridors of Carrow Road.\n\nA club insider said: "There has been a ghostly apparition running through the corridors screeching, \'Where are you? Let\'s be having you.\' We think it is the spirit of a sad old woman desperately searching for her team\'s next win."\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City risk charge of wasting police time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2970-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-20 15:49:16', '2017-10-20 15:49:16', '', 2970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2970-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2975, 1, '2016-03-04 12:01:03', '2016-03-04 12:01:03', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nDelia Smith\'s Norwich City could be charged with wasting police time after the club claimed its trophy cabinet had been stolen.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a 999 call from Carrow Road insisted the cabinet and its precious contents had disappeared from the board room.\r\n\r\nBut an investigation by Norfolk Police quickly revealed no one at the club could describe any of the allegedly stolen items, and detectives concluded it was likely a trophy cabinet never existed in the first place.\r\n\r\nA police source confirmed Norwich\'s only known cup, the 1955-56 Bernard Matthews Challenge Shield, was found propping open a fire door.\r\n\r\nThe officer said: "The emergency call was traced back to the office of new Norwich chairman Ed Balls, who was found in a comatose state surrounded by <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ed-balls-to-be-paid-in-pies/">empty pie tins</a>.\r\n\r\n"He was jabbering on about the league title, and FA Cup and UEFA Cup trophies - but clearly he was mistaking his club\'s history with that of their larger and more successful rivals over the border in Suffolk."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, concerned staff have called in Yvette Fielding, star of TV’s Most Haunted show, to investigate as the spectre of relegation haunts the corridors of Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "There has been a ghostly apparition running through the corridors screeching, \'Where are you? Let\'s be having you.\' We think it is the spirit of a sad old woman desperately searching for her team\'s next win."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City risk charge of wasting police time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2970-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-04 12:01:03', '2016-03-04 12:01:03', '', 2970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2976, 1, '2016-03-04 12:04:28', '2016-03-04 12:04:28', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nDelia Smith\'s Norwich City could be charged with wasting police time after the club claimed its trophy cabinet had been stolen.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a 999 call from Carrow Road insisted the cabinet and its precious contents had disappeared from the board room.\r\n\r\nBut an investigation by Norfolk Police quickly revealed no one at the club could describe any of the allegedly stolen items, and detectives concluded it was likely a trophy cabinet never existed in the first place.\r\n\r\nA police source confirmed Norwich\'s only known cup, the 1955-56 Bernard Matthews Challenge Shield, was found propping open a fire door.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Jabbering\'</b>\r\n\r\nThe officer said: "The emergency call was traced back to the office of new Norwich chairman Ed Balls, who was found in a comatose state surrounded by <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ed-balls-to-be-paid-in-pies/">empty pie tins</a>.\r\n\r\n"He was jabbering on about the league title, and FA Cup and UEFA Cup trophies - but clearly he was mistaking his club\'s history with that of their larger and more successful rivals over the border in Suffolk."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, concerned staff have called in Yvette Fielding, star of TV’s Most Haunted show, to investigate as the spectre of relegation haunts the corridors of Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "There has been a ghostly apparition running through the corridors screeching, \'Where are you? Let\'s be having you.\' We think it is the spirit of a sad old woman desperately searching for her team\'s next win."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City risk charge of wasting police time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2970-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-04 12:04:28', '2016-03-04 12:04:28', '', 2970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2982, 1, '2016-03-05 11:56:43', '2016-03-05 11:56:43', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA daredevil gang stole rare artifacts worth £20 after using pogo sticks and an electric drill to break into a Suffolk museum.</b>\r\n\r\nThe criminals are believed to be connected to a mastermind who plotted more successful £60million raids on museums in Cambridge and Norwich.\r\n\r\n"I suppose it was only a matter of time before they struck here," said Mrs Anne Teak, curator of Stowmarket\'s Museum of East Anglian Strife. "Some of the items are irreplaceable top end pieces which were donated by generous local families when their grannies died."\r\n\r\nThe artifacts were a seven-inch jelly mould, made of some kind of metal alloy, worth £3, an OXO tin (circa 1950) valued at £7.50, and a silver plated but tarnished hairbrush worth £11, once owned by a deceased usherette at the Regal Cinema.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/museum-haul-e1457178772643.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2983"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/museum-haul-e1457178772643.jpg" alt="suffolk museum" width="777" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2983" /></a><i>Antiques no show: valuable items missing from the Suffolk museum</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice say the ruthless gang used a high-powered Hilti DD350 drill, costing £3,000, to tunnel under the museum shop, then used pogo sticks to jump over state-of-the-art laser security beams to snatch their haul.\r\n\r\nThey then left via the staff  kitchen door, jemmying it open with a spoon before making their getaway in a high-speed ice cream van.\r\n\r\nStowmarket\'s top thiefcatcher, Det Insp Will Knabbem urged any witnesses to ring Crimestoppers. He said: "We are finger-printing the spoon which they carelessly left behind. The Oxo tin is very distinctive and may be too hot for a fence to handle. It is red with white lettering, spelling O-X-O. We need to find the items before they are melted down and lost to history."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gang nabs £20 treasures from Suffolk museum', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'gang-raids-suffolk-museum', '', '', '2016-03-06 15:25:31', '2016-03-06 15:25:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2982', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2984, 1, '2016-03-05 11:56:43', '2016-03-05 11:56:43', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA daredevil gang stole rare artifacts worth £20 after using pogo sticks and an electric drill to break into a Suffolk museum.</b>\r\n\r\nThe criminals are believed to be connected to a mastermind who plotted more successful £60million raids on museums in Cambridge and Norwich.\r\n\r\n"I suppose it was only a matter of time before they struck here," said Mrs Anne Teak, curator of Stowmarket\'s Museum of East Anglian Strife. "Some of the items are irreplaceable top end pieces which were donated by generous local families when their grannies died."\r\n\r\nThe artifacts were a seven-inch jelly mould, made of some kind of metal alloy, worth £3, an OXO tin (circa 1950) valued at £7.50, and a silver plated but tarnished hairbrush worth £11, once owned by a deceased usherette at the Regal Cinema.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/museum-haul-e1457178772643.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2983"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/museum-haul-e1457178772643.jpg" alt="suffolk museum" width="777" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2983" /></a><i>Antiques no show: valuable items missing from the Suffolk museum</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice say the ruthless gang used a high-powered Hilti DD350 drill, costing £3,000, to tunnel under the museum shop, then used pogo sticks to jump over state-of-the-art laser security beams to snatch their haul.\r\n\r\nThey then left via the staff  kitchen door, jemmying it open with a spoon before making their getaway in a high-speed ice cream van.\r\n\r\nStowmarket\'s top thiefcatcher, Det Insp Will Knabbem urged any witnesses to ring Crimestoppers. He said: "We are finger-printing the spoon which they carelessly left behind. The Oxo tin is very distinctive and may be too hot for a fence to handle. It is red with white lettering, spelling O-X-O. We need to find the items before they are melted down and lost to history."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gang steals treasures worth £20 from Suffolk museum', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2982-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-05 11:56:43', '2016-03-05 11:56:43', '', 2982, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2982-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2985, 1, '2016-03-05 11:58:52', '2016-03-05 11:58:52', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA daredevil gang stole rare artifacts worth £20 after using pogo sticks and an electric drill to break into a Suffolk museum.</b>\r\n\r\nThe criminals are believed to be connected to a mastermind who plotted more successful £60million raids on museums in Cambridge and Norwich.\r\n\r\n"I suppose it was only a matter of time before they struck here," said Mrs Anne Teak, curator of Stowmarket\'s Museum of East Anglian Strife. "Some of the items are irreplaceable top end pieces which were donated by generous local families when their grannies died."\r\n\r\nThe artifacts were a seven-inch jelly mould, made of some kind of metal alloy, worth £3, an OXO tin (circa 1950) valued at £7.50, and a silver plated but tarnished hairbrush worth £11, once owned by a deceased usherette at the Regal Cinema.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/museum-haul-e1457178772643.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2983"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/museum-haul-e1457178772643.jpg" alt="suffolk museum" width="777" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2983" /></a><i>Antiques no show: valuable items missing from the Suffolk museum</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice say the ruthless gang used a high-powered Hilti DD350 drill, costing £3,000, to tunnel under the museum shop, then used pogo sticks to jump over state-of-the-art laser security beams to snatch their haul.\r\n\r\nThey then left via the staff  kitchen door, jemmying it open with a spoon before making their getaway in a high-speed ice cream van.\r\n\r\nStowmarket\'s top thiefcatcher, Det Insp Will Knabbem urged any witnesses to ring Crimestoppers. He said: "We are finger-printing the spoon which they carelessly left behind. The Oxo tin is very distinctive and may be too hot for a fence to handle. It is red with white lettering, spelling O-X-O. We need to find the items before they are melted down and lost to history."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gang nabs treasures worth £20 from Suffolk museum', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2982-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-05 11:58:52', '2016-03-05 11:58:52', '', 2982, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2982-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2986, 1, '2016-03-05 12:00:04', '2016-03-05 12:00:04', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA daredevil gang stole rare artifacts worth £20 after using pogo sticks and an electric drill to break into a Suffolk museum.</b>\r\n\r\nThe criminals are believed to be connected to a mastermind who plotted more successful £60million raids on museums in Cambridge and Norwich.\r\n\r\n"I suppose it was only a matter of time before they struck here," said Mrs Anne Teak, curator of Stowmarket\'s Museum of East Anglian Strife. "Some of the items are irreplaceable top end pieces which were donated by generous local families when their grannies died."\r\n\r\nThe artifacts were a seven-inch jelly mould, made of some kind of metal alloy, worth £3, an OXO tin (circa 1950) valued at £7.50, and a silver plated but tarnished hairbrush worth £11, once owned by a deceased usherette at the Regal Cinema.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/museum-haul-e1457178772643.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2983"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/museum-haul-e1457178772643.jpg" alt="suffolk museum" width="777" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2983" /></a><i>Antiques no show: valuable items missing from the Suffolk museum</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice say the ruthless gang used a high-powered Hilti DD350 drill, costing £3,000, to tunnel under the museum shop, then used pogo sticks to jump over state-of-the-art laser security beams to snatch their haul.\r\n\r\nThey then left via the staff  kitchen door, jemmying it open with a spoon before making their getaway in a high-speed ice cream van.\r\n\r\nStowmarket\'s top thiefcatcher, Det Insp Will Knabbem urged any witnesses to ring Crimestoppers. He said: "We are finger-printing the spoon which they carelessly left behind. The Oxo tin is very distinctive and may be too hot for a fence to handle. It is red with white lettering, spelling O-X-O. We need to find the items before they are melted down and lost to history."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gang nabs £20 treasures from Suffolk museum', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2982-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-05 12:00:04', '2016-03-05 12:00:04', '', 2982, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2982-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2989, 0, '2016-03-06 13:22:51', '2016-03-06 13:22:51', 'Planning correspondent B Allsup reports that the  Stowmarket Morrison\'s site is to become a large old people\'s home due to the lack of such establishments in the town. A second storey will be given over to a giant charity shop, as Stowmarket also suffers from a dearth of such establishments. This will be conveniently situated to receive the old people\'s nick-nacks and plus size pants on their demise, saving further traffic issues on Milton road, and also providing a convenient place to receive wedding dresses (nearly used) from Milton road registry office brides unable to go ahead with their weddings as they\'ve gone into labour.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Julie Ann Reynolds\nAUTHOR EMAIL: julie@taa-uk.net\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 79.65.109.59\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Julie Ann Reynolds\n    [2_Email] =&gt; julie@taa-uk.net\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Planning correspondent B Allsup reports that the  Stowmarket Morrison\'s site is to become a large old people\'s home due to the lack of such establishments in the town. A second storey will be given over to a giant charity shop, as Stowmarket also suffers from a dearth of such establishments. This will be conveniently situated to receive the old people\'s nick-nacks and plus size pants on their demise, saving further traffic issues on Milton road, and also providing a convenient place to receive wedding dresses (nearly used) from Milton road registry office brides unable to go ahead with their weddings as they\'ve gone into labour.  \n)\n', 'Julie Ann Reynolds - 2016-03-06 13:22:51', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'bb67a14ed1fad24f48cbaba4f952816b', '', '', '2016-03-06 13:22:51', '2016-03-06 13:22:51', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=2989', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2990, 1, '2016-03-06 15:24:25', '2016-03-06 15:24:25', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA judge has thrown out a lawsuit brought by a blonde Essex woman who claimed £400,000 in damages after a misunderstanding over instructions on her shampoo bottle.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, took the "wash, rinse and repeat" wording on her bottle literally - and washed her hair repeatedly for eight hours until the shampoo ran out.\r\n\r\nBut the marathon shampoo session, which involved nearly 80 washes, caused damage to her hair, ridding it of its natural oils and causing her "untold emotional stress".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe sued the makers of the Gurnier peach melba shampoo for £400,000, but High Court judge James Landon swiftly granted the request to dismiss the case characterised by Gurnier\'s legal team as “a willful misreading” of the product’s instructions designed to support a “wrong-headed attempt to assign culpability” to the manufacturer. \r\n\r\nMs Gooch, who is an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham, has vowed to continue pursuing her case, saying she intends to continue filing her suit “again, again and again” until it is heard by the courts.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Blonde Essex girl in lather over shampoo gaffe', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'blonde-essex-girl-shampoo', '', '', '2017-02-14 17:36:12', '2017-02-14 17:36:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2990', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2997, 1, '2016-03-07 08:54:37', '2016-03-07 08:54:37', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Richard Adams\r\n\r\nA primary school teacher has been suspended after telling her class you make hot cross buns by putting Easter Rabbits in the microwave.</b>\r\n\r\nYoungsters at Little Brimmer Primary School burst into tears when the teacher made her ill-advised joke last week.\r\n\r\nAnd when furious parents complained to the school head, the member of staff was suspended immediately.\r\n\r\nA school spokesman said: "We encourage our children to have a sense of humour, but this was simply not funny. We abhor any kind of animal cruelty.\r\n\r\n"She told her class that putting rabbits in a microwave would make them hot and very cross, hence hot cross buns.\r\n\r\n"Now a formal hearing with the Suffolk education department will determine if and when the teacher, who has been with the school for nine years, can return to work."\r\n\r\nOne parent told the Suffolk Gazette: "Olivia came home crying. I thought the caretaker must have <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/children-blue-paint/">accidentally turned the kids blue again</a>, but then she told me about the hot cross buns.\r\n\r\n"It has ruined Easter for all of us."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Easter Bunny microwave teacher suspended', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'easter-bunny-microwave', '', '', '2016-03-08 09:03:23', '2016-03-08 09:03:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2997', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3006, 1, '2016-03-08 08:30:09', '2016-03-08 08:30:09', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Richard Adams\r\n\r\nA primary school teacher has been suspended after telling her class you make hot cross buns by putting Easter Rabbits in the microwave.</b>\r\n\r\nYoungsters at Little Brimmer Primary School burst into tears when the teacher made her ill-advised joke last week.\r\n\r\nAnd when furious parents complained to the school head, the member of staff was suspended immediately.\r\n\r\nA school spokesman said: "We encourage our children to have a sense of humour, but this was simply not funny. We abhor any kind of animal cruelty.\r\n\r\n"She told her class that putting rabbits in a microwave would make them hot and very cross, hence hot cross buns.\r\n\r\n"Now a formal hearing with the Suffolk education department will determine if and when the teacher, who has been with the school for nine years, can return to work."\r\n\r\nOne parent told the Suffolk Gazette: "Olivia came home crying. I thought the caretaker must have <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/children-blue-paint/">accidentally turned the kids blue again</a>, but then she told me about the hot cross buns.\r\n\r\n"It has ruined Easter for all of us."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Easter Bunny microwave teacher suspended', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2997-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-08 08:30:09', '2016-03-08 08:30:09', '', 2997, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2997-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3007, 1, '2016-03-08 09:02:00', '2016-03-08 09:02:00', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA famous drug addict broke down in tears yesterday when he admitted to failing a sports test.</b>\r\n\r\nDarren Dee told a hushed news conference he had been caught playing tennis in Ipswich - despite it being a banned activity for drug users since the New Year.\r\n\r\n"I missed the memo about tennis being outlawed by the underworld," said Dee, 34, one of Suffolk\'s most well-known addicts with a string of impressive convictions to his name.\r\n\r\n"Honestly, it was just the one game with a mate in Christchurch Park, but now it\'s ruined everything I\'ve worked for since I was 13."\r\n\r\nThe drug world\'s organising body has now suspended Dee from all doping activities, but it is widely accepted the failed sports test will bring the curtain down on his illustrious criminal career.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/drug-addict-sport-test-e1457427099666.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3008"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/drug-addict-sport-test-e1457427099666.jpg" alt="drug-addict-sport-test" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3008" /></a><i>What a dope: Darren Dee admitted failing a sports test</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFrom humble beginnings on an Ipswich housing estate, Dee rose from occasional cannabis user to being a champion cocaine and heroin abuser. He shot up the police most wanted list, and for a period in 2013 was Suffolk\'s most notorious drug addict.\r\n\r\nDee made a fortune from corporate sponsorships, including international chemist outfit Nuke, but already many are signalling they intend to drop him because of his sport shame.\r\n\r\nTennis, which is believed to have been developed in France, has been used by some drug addicts for years but was only outlawed from January 1 because of its performance-enhancing properties.\r\n\r\nA drug underworld insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Tennis was found to increase the blood flow and therefore deemed to give an unfair advantage to drug users who played it.\r\n\r\n"Dee was given a routine sports test after a drug session last Tuesday when the presence of tennis was discovered.\r\n\r\n"His bed sit in Ipswich was searched and we found a stash of paraphernalia, including a racket, some white shorts and four balls."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Top drug addict admits: I failed a sports test', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'drug-addict-admits-failed-sport-test', '', '', '2016-03-09 07:44:12', '2016-03-09 07:44:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3007', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3009, 1, '2016-03-08 08:57:24', '2016-03-08 08:57:24', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA drug addict broke down in tears yesterday when he admitted to failing a sports test.</b>\r\n\r\nDarren Dee told a hushed news conference he had been caught playing tennis in Ipswich, an activity banned for drug users since the New Year.\r\n\r\n"I missed the memo about tennis being outlawed by the underworld," said Dee, 34, one of Suffolk\'s most well-known addicts with a string of impressive convictions to his name. "It was just the one game with a mate in Christchurch Park, but now it\'s ruined everything I\'ve worked for."\r\n\r\nThe drug world\'s organising body has now suspended Dee from all doping activities, but it is widely accepted the sport test will bring an early end to his illustrious criminal career.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/drug-addict-sport-test-e1457427099666.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3008"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/drug-addict-sport-test-e1457427099666.jpg" alt="drug-addict-sport-test" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3008" /></a><i>What a dope: Darren Dee admitted failing a sports test</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFrom humble beginnings on an Ipswich housing estate, Dee rose from occasional cannabis user to being a champion cocaine and herione abuser. He rose up the police most wanted list, and for a period in 2013 was Suffolk\'s most notorious drug addict.\r\n\r\nDee made a fortune from corporate sponsorships, including international chemist outfit Nuke, but already many are signalling they intend to drop him because of his sport shame.\r\n\r\nTennis, which is believed to have been developed in France, has been used by some drug addicts for years but was only outlawed from January 1 because of its performance-enhancing properties.\r\n\r\nA drug underworld insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Tennis was found to increase the blood flow and therefore deemed to give an unfair advantage to drug users who played it.\r\n\r\n"Dee was given a routine sports test after a drug session last Tuesday when the presence of tennis was discovered.\r\n\r\n"His bedsit in Ipswich was searched and we found a stash of paraphernalia, including a racket, some white shorts and four balls."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Drug addict admits: I failed a sports test', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3007-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-08 08:57:24', '2016-03-08 08:57:24', '', 3007, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3007-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3010, 1, '2016-03-08 09:02:00', '2016-03-08 09:02:00', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA famous drug addict broke down in tears yesterday when he admitted to failing a sports test.</b>\r\n\r\nDarren Dee told a hushed news conference he had been caught playing tennis in Ipswich - despite it being a banned activity for drug users since the New Year.\r\n\r\n"I missed the memo about tennis being outlawed by the underworld," said Dee, 34, one of Suffolk\'s most well-known addicts with a string of impressive convictions to his name.\r\n\r\n"Honestly, it was just the one game with a mate in Christchurch Park, but now it\'s ruined everything I\'ve worked for since I was 13."\r\n\r\nThe drug world\'s organising body has now suspended Dee from all doping activities, but it is widely accepted the failed sports test will bring the curtain down on his illustrious criminal career.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/drug-addict-sport-test-e1457427099666.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3008"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/drug-addict-sport-test-e1457427099666.jpg" alt="drug-addict-sport-test" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3008" /></a><i>What a dope: Darren Dee admitted failing a sports test</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFrom humble beginnings on an Ipswich housing estate, Dee rose from occasional cannabis user to being a champion cocaine and heroin abuser. He shot up the police most wanted list, and for a period in 2013 was Suffolk\'s most notorious drug addict.\r\n\r\nDee made a fortune from corporate sponsorships, including international chemist outfit Nuke, but already many are signalling they intend to drop him because of his sport shame.\r\n\r\nTennis, which is believed to have been developed in France, has been used by some drug addicts for years but was only outlawed from January 1 because of its performance-enhancing properties.\r\n\r\nA drug underworld insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Tennis was found to increase the blood flow and therefore deemed to give an unfair advantage to drug users who played it.\r\n\r\n"Dee was given a routine sports test after a drug session last Tuesday when the presence of tennis was discovered.\r\n\r\n"His bed sit in Ipswich was searched and we found a stash of paraphernalia, including a racket, some white shorts and four balls."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Drug addict admits: I failed a sports test', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3007-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-08 09:02:00', '2016-03-08 09:02:00', '', 3007, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3007-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3011, 1, '2016-03-08 09:02:54', '2016-03-08 09:02:54', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA famous drug addict broke down in tears yesterday when he admitted to failing a sports test.</b>\r\n\r\nDarren Dee told a hushed news conference he had been caught playing tennis in Ipswich - despite it being a banned activity for drug users since the New Year.\r\n\r\n"I missed the memo about tennis being outlawed by the underworld," said Dee, 34, one of Suffolk\'s most well-known addicts with a string of impressive convictions to his name.\r\n\r\n"Honestly, it was just the one game with a mate in Christchurch Park, but now it\'s ruined everything I\'ve worked for since I was 13."\r\n\r\nThe drug world\'s organising body has now suspended Dee from all doping activities, but it is widely accepted the failed sports test will bring the curtain down on his illustrious criminal career.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/drug-addict-sport-test-e1457427099666.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3008"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/drug-addict-sport-test-e1457427099666.jpg" alt="drug-addict-sport-test" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3008" /></a><i>What a dope: Darren Dee admitted failing a sports test</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFrom humble beginnings on an Ipswich housing estate, Dee rose from occasional cannabis user to being a champion cocaine and heroin abuser. He shot up the police most wanted list, and for a period in 2013 was Suffolk\'s most notorious drug addict.\r\n\r\nDee made a fortune from corporate sponsorships, including international chemist outfit Nuke, but already many are signalling they intend to drop him because of his sport shame.\r\n\r\nTennis, which is believed to have been developed in France, has been used by some drug addicts for years but was only outlawed from January 1 because of its performance-enhancing properties.\r\n\r\nA drug underworld insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Tennis was found to increase the blood flow and therefore deemed to give an unfair advantage to drug users who played it.\r\n\r\n"Dee was given a routine sports test after a drug session last Tuesday when the presence of tennis was discovered.\r\n\r\n"His bed sit in Ipswich was searched and we found a stash of paraphernalia, including a racket, some white shorts and four balls."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Top drug addict admits: I failed a sports test', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3007-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-08 09:02:54', '2016-03-08 09:02:54', '', 3007, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3007-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3012, 1, '2016-03-08 09:41:49', '2016-03-08 09:41:49', '', 'norwich-trophy-cabinet', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-trophy-cabinet', '', '', '2016-05-03 07:14:56', '2016-05-03 07:14:56', '', 3521, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3013, 1, '2016-03-09 07:43:28', '2016-03-09 07:43:28', '<b>We have been asked to make clear that Norwich City Football Club will not be charged with wasting police time,  and that it does have a trophy cabinet after all.</b>\r\n\r\nLast week the Suffolk Gazette published a story claiming the club told police its trophy cabinet had been stolen, but we now understand the information presented to Hugh Dunnett, our esteemed Crime Correspondent, was incorrect.\r\n\r\nWe now accept that Norwich City is indeed the proud owner of a trophy cabinet, a lovely glass item on a wooden base that sits proudly in the Carrow Road board room.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBy way of proof, lawyers for Norwich sent us this photograph which we are pleased to publish...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3014"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" alt="Norwich FC trophy cabinet" width="552" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3014" /></a><i>The Norwich City trophy cabinet in the club board room</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe statement adds that one day the club hopes to win something to put in the trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nWe are happy to make the situation clear, and confirm that police will not be investigating the club for wrongly claiming the cabinet was missing.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town, who do have a cabinet stuffed full of trophies, including the league championship, FA Cup and UEFA Cup, took another step towards securing life in the Championship for yet another season by throwing away a 2-0 lead at rock-bottom Bolton last night, with the Trotters equalizing from the spot in the sixth minute of injury time.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City FC: an apology', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-city-fc-apology', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:44:18', '2016-03-23 10:44:18', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3013', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3015, 1, '2016-03-09 07:43:28', '2016-03-09 07:43:28', '<b>We have been asked to make clear that Norwich City Football Club will not be charged with wasting police time,  and that it does have a trophy cabinet after all.</b>\r\n\r\nLast week the Suffolk Gazette published a story claiming the club told police its trophy cabinet had been stolen, but we now understand the information presented to Hugh Dunnett, our esteemed Crime Correspondent, was incorrect.\r\n\r\nWe now accept that Norwich City is indeed the proud owner of a trophy cabinet, a lovely glass item on a wooden base that sits proudly in the Carrow Road board room.\r\n\r\nBy way of proof, lawyers for Norwich sent us this photograph which we are pleased to publish...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3014"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" alt="Norwich FC trophy cabinet" width="552" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3014" /></a><i>The Norwich City trophy cabinet in the club board room</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe statement adds that one day the club hopes to win something to put in the trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nWe are happy to make the situation clear, and confirm that police will not be investigating the club for wrongly claiming the cabinet was missing.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town, who do have a cabinet stuffed full of trophies, including the league championship, FA Cup and UEFA Cup, took another step towards securing life in the Championship by throwing away a 2-0 lead at rock-bottom Bolton last night, with the Trotters equalizing from the spot in the sixth minute of injury time.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City FC: an apology', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3013-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-09 07:43:28', '2016-03-09 07:43:28', '', 3013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3016, 1, '2016-03-09 07:58:13', '2016-03-09 07:58:13', '<b>We have been asked to make clear that Norwich City Football Club will not be charged with wasting police time,  and that it does have a trophy cabinet after all.</b>\r\n\r\nLast week the Suffolk Gazette published a story claiming the club told police its trophy cabinet had been stolen, but we now understand the information presented to Hugh Dunnett, our esteemed Crime Correspondent, was incorrect.\r\n\r\nWe now accept that Norwich City is indeed the proud owner of a trophy cabinet, a lovely glass item on a wooden base that sits proudly in the Carrow Road board room.\r\n\r\nBy way of proof, lawyers for Norwich sent us this photograph which we are pleased to publish...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3014"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" alt="Norwich FC trophy cabinet" width="552" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3014" /></a><i>The Norwich City trophy cabinet in the club board room</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe statement adds that one day the club hopes to win something to put in the trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nWe are happy to make the situation clear, and confirm that police will not be investigating the club for wrongly claiming the cabinet was missing.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town, who do have a cabinet stuffed full of trophies, including the league championship, FA Cup and UEFA Cup, took another step towards securing life in the Championship for yet another season by throwing away a 2-0 lead at rock-bottom Bolton last night, with the Trotters equalizing from the spot in the sixth minute of injury time.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City FC: an apology', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3013-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-09 07:58:13', '2016-03-09 07:58:13', '', 3013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3017, 0, '2016-03-09 07:59:22', '2016-03-09 07:59:22', 'Ncfc trophy cabinet empty.\r\n\r\nIpswich town didn\'t turn up in the play off semi final. Where were they?\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Matthew Breeze\nAUTHOR EMAIL: matthewbreeze@hotmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 188.29.165.14\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Matthew Breeze\n    [2_Email] =&gt; matthewbreeze@hotmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Ncfc trophy cabinet empty.\r\n\r\nIpswich town didn\'t turn up in the play off semi final. Where were they?\n)\n', 'Matthew Breeze - 2016-03-09 07:59:22', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '599072d3a766e6ede22fc79754dd3b5d', '', '', '2016-03-09 07:59:22', '2016-03-09 07:59:22', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3017', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3018, 0, '2016-03-09 07:59:34', '2016-03-09 07:59:34', 'Ncfc trophy cabinet empty.\r\n\r\nIpswich town didn\'t turn up in the play off semi final. Where were they?\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Matthew Breeze\nAUTHOR EMAIL: matthewbreeze@hotmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 188.29.165.14\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Matthew Breeze\n    [2_Email] =&gt; matthewbreeze@hotmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Ncfc trophy cabinet empty.\r\n\r\nIpswich town didn\'t turn up in the play off semi final. Where were they?\n)\n', 'Matthew Breeze - 2016-03-09 07:59:34', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ea70fa3d6e9cd84ec8f577c667b1c04b', '', '', '2016-03-09 07:59:34', '2016-03-09 07:59:34', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3018', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3020, 0, '2016-03-10 06:45:50', '2016-03-10 06:45:50', 'Hi,\r\n\r\nHow about a story stating that Boris Johnson wants out of the EU as he secretly runs a chain of fish and chip shops and wants the fishing quota for cod axed after brexit. There are many pics online of him with the species in question. \r\n\r\nwww.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/politics/article4418838.ece\r\n\r\nGood day\r\n\r\nIan\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Ian Luscombe\nAUTHOR EMAIL: ianluscombe@googlemail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 82.132.228.209\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Ian Luscombe\n    [2_Email] =&gt; ianluscombe@googlemail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi,\r\n\r\nHow about a story stating that Boris Johnson wants out of the EU as he secretly runs a chain of fish and chip shops and wants the fishing quota for cod axed after brexit. There are many pics online of him with the species in question. \r\n\r\nwww.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/politics/article4418838.ece\r\n\r\nGood day\r\n\r\nIan\r\n\n)\n', 'Ian Luscombe - 2016-03-10 06:45:50', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '57ee340de6b3cbb7eafb77517895e08e', '', '', '2016-03-10 06:45:50', '2016-03-10 06:45:50', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3020', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3021, 1, '2016-03-10 09:42:29', '2016-03-10 09:42:29', '<strong>By Courtney Pike, Fishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson tests new ingredients for his fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd.\r\n\r\nCompanies House records show the chain turned over £3.1 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson and company director Ian Luscombe, who is also named as a non-executive director of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-treacle-mine/" target="_blank">Suffolk treacle mine</a>.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro-Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the European Union have been exposed, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum and stay in Europe."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting."\r\n\r\nOur story seems to confirm many alleged sightings of Mr Johnson near fish and chip shops in east Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'boris-johnson-fish-and-chip-shame', '', '', '2018-08-09 09:22:09', '2018-08-09 09:22:09', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3021', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3023, 1, '2016-03-10 09:37:23', '2016-03-10 09:37:23', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nFishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson on the look out for new ingredients for his Suffolk fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd. Companies House records show the chain turned over just over £3 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the EU have been exposed by the Suffolk Gazette, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chips shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 09:37:23', '2016-03-10 09:37:23', '', 3021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3024, 1, '2016-03-10 09:39:18', '2016-03-10 09:39:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nFishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson on the look out for new ingredients for his Suffolk fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd. Companies House records show the chain turned over just over £3 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the EU have been exposed by the Suffolk Gazette, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 09:39:18', '2016-03-10 09:39:18', '', 3021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3025, 1, '2016-03-10 09:42:29', '2016-03-10 09:42:29', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nFishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson on the look out for new ingredients for his Suffolk fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd. Companies House records show the chain turned over just over £3 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the European Union have been exposed, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum and stay in Europe."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 09:42:29', '2016-03-10 09:42:29', '', 3021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3026, 1, '2016-03-10 09:45:55', '2016-03-10 09:45:55', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nFishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson tests new ingredients for his Suffolk fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd. Companies House records show the chain turned over just over £3 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the European Union have been exposed, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum and stay in Europe."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 09:45:55', '2016-03-10 09:45:55', '', 3021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3027, 1, '2016-03-10 09:46:34', '2016-03-10 09:46:34', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nFishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson tests new ingredients for his Suffolk fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd. Companies House records show the chain turned over just over £3 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro-Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the European Union have been exposed, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum and stay in Europe."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 09:46:34', '2016-03-10 09:46:34', '', 3021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3028, 1, '2016-03-10 09:47:30', '2016-03-10 09:47:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nFishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson tests new ingredients for his Suffolk fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd. Companies House records show the chain turned over just over £3 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro-Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the European Union have been exposed, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum and stay in Europe."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting."\r\n\r\nOur story seems to confirm many alleged sightings of Mr Johnson near fish and chip shops in east Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 09:47:30', '2016-03-10 09:47:30', '', 3021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3029, 1, '2016-03-10 09:51:23', '2016-03-10 09:51:23', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nFishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson tests new ingredients for his fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd. Companies House records show the chain turned over just over £3 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro-Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the European Union have been exposed, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum and stay in Europe."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting."\r\n\r\nOur story seems to confirm many alleged sightings of Mr Johnson near fish and chip shops in east Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 09:51:23', '2016-03-10 09:51:23', '', 3021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3030, 1, '2016-03-10 10:00:16', '2016-03-10 10:00:16', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nFishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson tests new ingredients for his fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd. Companies House records show the chain turned over £3.1 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro-Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the European Union have been exposed, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum and stay in Europe."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting."\r\n\r\nOur story seems to confirm many alleged sightings of Mr Johnson near fish and chip shops in east Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 10:00:16', '2016-03-10 10:00:16', '', 3021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3031, 1, '2016-03-10 14:47:41', '2016-03-10 14:47:41', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Courtney Pike\nFishing Correspondent\n\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</b>\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\n\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\n\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\n\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson tests new ingredients for his fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\n\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd. Companies House records show the chain turned over £3.1 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson and company director Ian Luscombe, who is better know for his work at the Suffolk treacle mine.\n\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\n\nOne pro-Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the European Union have been exposed, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum and stay in Europe."\n\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting."\n\nOur story seems to confirm many alleged sightings of Mr Johnson near fish and chip shops in east Suffolk.\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 14:47:41', '2016-03-10 14:47:41', '', 3021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3032, 1, '2016-03-10 14:48:44', '2016-03-10 14:48:44', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nFishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson tests new ingredients for his fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd. Companies House records show the chain turned over £3.1 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson and company director Ian Luscombe, who is also named as a non-executive director of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-treacle-mine/" target="_blank">Suffolk treacle mine</a>.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro-Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the European Union have been exposed, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum and stay in Europe."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting."\r\n\r\nOur story seems to confirm many alleged sightings of Mr Johnson near fish and chip shops in east Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 14:48:44', '2016-03-10 14:48:44', '', 3021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
