INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6983, 1, '2017-07-04 10:58:03', '2017-07-04 10:58:03', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="Norfolk brothers Billy Bob and Bubba Spuckler" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nLove Island producers are introducing two Norfolk brothers to the hit reality TV show in a brazen bid to increase the steamy encounters.</strong>\r\n\r\nViewers of the racy ITV2 series are in for a treat as Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler, from Downham Market, join contestants in the hideaway Mallorca villa.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe strapping Spucklers, who are famous in Norfolk for their good looks and razor-sharp wit, will cause a sensation when they enter the villa.\r\n\r\nShow insiders say they expect fireworks when the beautiful girls fight to ditch their current dishy partners and race each other to \'bag a Spuckler\'.\r\n\r\n"The show already has plenty of love action under the sheets - and sometimes on top of them. But the Spucklers will send pulses sky high," a show producer said.\r\n\r\n"Expect plenty of sex, fun, and even tears."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Love Island show constantly films the attractive, body-beautiful contestants via video. They are encouraged to pair up and get romantically involved, with the surviving pair getting a £50,000 prize,\r\n\r\nSuch a large cash incentive has provoked some lusty action in the villa, with contestants romping all over the place - sending ratings through the roof.\r\n\r\n<h3>Love Island ratings</h3>\r\n\r\nBut critics say Love Island ratings is all the producers care about, and they simply appeal to the lowest form of intelligence.\r\n\r\nThe Rev Evan Elpuss, from St Warren Parish Church in Little Brimmer, Suffolk, said: "This should not be on mainstream television as it sends totally the wrong message to young people that sex before marriage, and perhaps without love, is fine.\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not, and now having these Norfolk Spuckler boys join up, things can only get worse."\r\n\r\nBubba, 26, and Billy Bob, 24, have featured in the Suffolk Gazette before, when they were exposed for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-brothers/">posing as wealthy, handsome businessmen on local dating sites</a>.\r\n\r\nBubba lives with his sister and their eight children in Downham Market. But because they do not have a television at home, he hopes to "get away with some rutting".\r\n\r\nBefore going into the villa, he said: "I\'m gonna get me some fresh woman." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Love Island ratings to soar as sexy Norfolk brothers join show', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'love-island-ratings-norfolk', '', '', '2017-07-04 10:59:46', '2017-07-04 10:59:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6983', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6984, 1, '2017-07-04 10:58:03', '2017-07-04 10:58:03', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="Norfolk brothers Billy Bob and Bubba Spuckler" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nLove Island producers are introducing two Norfolk brothers to the hit reality TV show in a brazen bid to increase the steamy encounters.</strong>\r\n\r\nViewers of the racy ITV2 series are in for a treat as Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler, from Downham Market, join contestants in the hideaway Mallorca villa.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe strapping Spucklers, who are famous in Norfolk for their good looks and razor-sharp wit, will cause a sensation when they enter the villa.\r\n\r\nShow insiders say they expect fireworks when the girls fight to ditch their current partners and race each other to \'bag a Spuckler\'.\r\n\r\n"The show already has plenty of love action under the sheets - and sometimes on top of them. But the Spucklers will send pulses sky high," a show producer said.\r\n\r\n"Expect plenty of sex, fun, and even tears."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Love Island show constantly films the contestants via video. They are encouraged to pair up and get romantically involved, with the surviving pair getting a £50,000 prize,\r\n\r\nSuch a large cash incentive has provoked some lusty action in the villa, with contestants romping all over the place - sending ratings through the roof.\r\n\r\n<h3>Love Island ratings</h3>\r\n\r\nBut critics say Love Island ratings is all the producers care about, and they simply appeal to the lowest form of intelligence.\r\n\r\nThe Rev Evan Elpuss, from St Warren Parish Church in Little Brimmer, Suffolk, said: "This should not be on mainstream television as it sends totally the wrong message to young people that sex before marriage, and perhaps without love, is fine.\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not, and now having these Norfolk Spuckler boys join up, things can only get worse."\r\n\r\nBubba, 26, and Billy Bob, 24, have featured in the Suffolk Gazette before, when they were exposed for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-brothers/">posing as wealthy, handsome businessmen on local dating sites</a>.\r\n\r\nBubba lives with his sister and their eight children in Downham Market. But because they do not have a television at home, he hopes to "get away with some rutting".\r\n\r\nBefore going into the villa, he said: "I\'m gonna get me some fresh woman." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Love Island ratings to soar as sexy Norfolk brothers join show', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6983-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-04 10:58:03', '2017-07-04 10:58:03', '', 6983, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6983-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6985, 1, '2017-07-04 10:59:46', '2017-07-04 10:59:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="Norfolk brothers Billy Bob and Bubba Spuckler" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nLove Island producers are introducing two Norfolk brothers to the hit reality TV show in a brazen bid to increase the steamy encounters.</strong>\r\n\r\nViewers of the racy ITV2 series are in for a treat as Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler, from Downham Market, join contestants in the hideaway Mallorca villa.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe strapping Spucklers, who are famous in Norfolk for their good looks and razor-sharp wit, will cause a sensation when they enter the villa.\r\n\r\nShow insiders say they expect fireworks when the beautiful girls fight to ditch their current dishy partners and race each other to \'bag a Spuckler\'.\r\n\r\n"The show already has plenty of love action under the sheets - and sometimes on top of them. But the Spucklers will send pulses sky high," a show producer said.\r\n\r\n"Expect plenty of sex, fun, and even tears."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Love Island show constantly films the attractive, body-beautiful contestants via video. They are encouraged to pair up and get romantically involved, with the surviving pair getting a £50,000 prize,\r\n\r\nSuch a large cash incentive has provoked some lusty action in the villa, with contestants romping all over the place - sending ratings through the roof.\r\n\r\n<h3>Love Island ratings</h3>\r\n\r\nBut critics say Love Island ratings is all the producers care about, and they simply appeal to the lowest form of intelligence.\r\n\r\nThe Rev Evan Elpuss, from St Warren Parish Church in Little Brimmer, Suffolk, said: "This should not be on mainstream television as it sends totally the wrong message to young people that sex before marriage, and perhaps without love, is fine.\r\n\r\n"Well it\'s not, and now having these Norfolk Spuckler boys join up, things can only get worse."\r\n\r\nBubba, 26, and Billy Bob, 24, have featured in the Suffolk Gazette before, when they were exposed for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-brothers/">posing as wealthy, handsome businessmen on local dating sites</a>.\r\n\r\nBubba lives with his sister and their eight children in Downham Market. But because they do not have a television at home, he hopes to "get away with some rutting".\r\n\r\nBefore going into the villa, he said: "I\'m gonna get me some fresh woman." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Love Island ratings to soar as sexy Norfolk brothers join show', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6983-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-04 10:59:46', '2017-07-04 10:59:46', '', 6983, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6983-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6987, 1, '2017-07-04 17:06:35', '2017-07-04 17:06:35', '', 'rnews', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rnews', '', '', '2017-07-04 17:06:35', '2017-07-04 17:06:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/rnews.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6988, 1, '2017-07-05 11:14:13', '2017-07-05 11:14:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg" alt="Artisan gin menu" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6989" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A customer has found the only pub in Suffolk that does not have a pretentious artisan gin menu, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAllison Hughes, 27, stumbled across the Horse and Hound in Woodbridge and was delighted to see only normal gin behind the bar.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Suffolk\'s publicans seem to think we all want fancy artisan gin with twatty names and bizarre ingredients dreamt up by hipsters who wear no socks and grow silly moustaches.\r\n\r\n"If I want a gin and tonic I am happy to buy one of the well-known brands behind the bar, mainly because I am desperate for a drink and all gins taste the same anyway.\r\n\r\n"I do not want to spend 30 minutes staring at a grandiose gin menu with 40 choices, fretting over whether to have <em>Poetic Whimsy</em> with locally-foraged botanicals, or <em>Parson\'s Nostril</em> with sweet pepper and wild horseradish."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe landlord of the Horse and Hound said: "We had one of those hipster types in here the other day wearing a silly waistcoat - it was the middle of June, for goodness sake.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, he asked for my artisan gin menu and I told him we only serve Gordon\'s but that I could put a pork pie in it to make it more interesting.\r\n\r\n"He was very upset and flounced out."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk pub found to have no artisan gin menu', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'artisan-gin-menu', '', '', '2017-07-13 09:07:09', '2017-07-13 09:07:09', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6988', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6990, 1, '2017-07-05 11:14:13', '2017-07-05 11:14:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg" alt="Artisan gin menu" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6989" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A customer has found the only pub in Suffolk that does not have a pretentious artisan gin menu, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlison Hughes, 27, stumbled across the Horse and Hound in Woodbridge and was delighted to see only normal gin behind the bar.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Suffolk\'s publicans seem to think we all want fancy artisan gin with twatty names and bizarre ingredients dreamed up hipsters who wear no socks and grow silly moustaches.\r\n\r\n"If I want a gin and tonic I am happy to buy one of the well-known brands behind the bar, mainly because I am desperate for alcohol and all gins taste the same anyway.\r\n\r\n"I do not want to spend 30 minutes staring at a grandiose gin menu with 40 choices, fretting over whether to have <em>Poetic Whimsy</em> with locally-foraged botanicals, or <em>Parson\'s Nostril</em> with sweet pepper and wild horseradish."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe landlord of the Horse and Hound said: "We had one of those hipster types in here the other day wearing a silly waistcoat - it was the middle of June, for goodness sake.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, he asked for my artisan gin menu and I told him we only serve Gordon\'s but that I could put a pork pie in it to make it more interesting.\r\n\r\n"He was very upset and flounced out."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk pub found to have no artisan gin menu', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6988-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-05 11:14:13', '2017-07-05 11:14:13', '', 6988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6991, 1, '2017-07-05 11:16:02', '2017-07-05 11:16:02', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg" alt="Artisan gin menu" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6989" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A customer has found the only pub in Suffolk that does not have a pretentious artisan gin menu, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlison Hughes, 27, stumbled across the Horse and Hound in Woodbridge and was delighted to see only normal gin behind the bar.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Suffolk\'s publicans seem to think we all want fancy artisan gin with twatty names and bizarre ingredients dreamt up hipsters who wear no socks and grow silly moustaches.\r\n\r\n"If I want a gin and tonic I am happy to buy one of the well-known brands behind the bar, mainly because I am desperate for alcohol and all gins taste the same anyway.\r\n\r\n"I do not want to spend 30 minutes staring at a grandiose gin menu with 40 choices, fretting over whether to have <em>Poetic Whimsy</em> with locally-foraged botanicals, or <em>Parson\'s Nostril</em> with sweet pepper and wild horseradish."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe landlord of the Horse and Hound said: "We had one of those hipster types in here the other day wearing a silly waistcoat - it was the middle of June, for goodness sake.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, he asked for my artisan gin menu and I told him we only serve Gordon\'s but that I could put a pork pie in it to make it more interesting.\r\n\r\n"He was very upset and flounced out."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk pub found to have no artisan gin menu', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6988-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-05 11:16:02', '2017-07-05 11:16:02', '', 6988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6992, 1, '2017-07-05 11:16:34', '2017-07-05 11:16:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg" alt="Artisan gin menu" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6989" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A customer has found the only pub in Suffolk that does not have a pretentious artisan gin menu, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlison Hughes, 27, stumbled across the Horse and Hound in Woodbridge and was delighted to see only normal gin behind the bar.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Suffolk\'s publicans seem to think we all want fancy artisan gin with twatty names and bizarre ingredients dreamt up hipsters who wear no socks and grow silly moustaches.\r\n\r\n"If I want a gin and tonic I am happy to buy one of the well-known brands behind the bar, mainly because I am desperate for a drink and all gins taste the same anyway.\r\n\r\n"I do not want to spend 30 minutes staring at a grandiose gin menu with 40 choices, fretting over whether to have <em>Poetic Whimsy</em> with locally-foraged botanicals, or <em>Parson\'s Nostril</em> with sweet pepper and wild horseradish."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe landlord of the Horse and Hound said: "We had one of those hipster types in here the other day wearing a silly waistcoat - it was the middle of June, for goodness sake.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, he asked for my artisan gin menu and I told him we only serve Gordon\'s but that I could put a pork pie in it to make it more interesting.\r\n\r\n"He was very upset and flounced out."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk pub found to have no artisan gin menu', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6988-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-05 11:16:34', '2017-07-05 11:16:34', '', 6988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6993, 1, '2017-07-05 11:27:20', '2017-07-05 11:27:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg" alt="Artisan gin menu" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6989" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A customer has found the only pub in Suffolk that does not have a pretentious artisan gin menu, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAllison Hughes, 27, stumbled across the Horse and Hound in Woodbridge and was delighted to see only normal gin behind the bar.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Suffolk\'s publicans seem to think we all want fancy artisan gin with twatty names and bizarre ingredients dreamt up hipsters who wear no socks and grow silly moustaches.\r\n\r\n"If I want a gin and tonic I am happy to buy one of the well-known brands behind the bar, mainly because I am desperate for a drink and all gins taste the same anyway.\r\n\r\n"I do not want to spend 30 minutes staring at a grandiose gin menu with 40 choices, fretting over whether to have <em>Poetic Whimsy</em> with locally-foraged botanicals, or <em>Parson\'s Nostril</em> with sweet pepper and wild horseradish."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe landlord of the Horse and Hound said: "We had one of those hipster types in here the other day wearing a silly waistcoat - it was the middle of June, for goodness sake.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, he asked for my artisan gin menu and I told him we only serve Gordon\'s but that I could put a pork pie in it to make it more interesting.\r\n\r\n"He was very upset and flounced out."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk pub found to have no artisan gin menu', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6988-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-05 11:27:20', '2017-07-05 11:27:20', '', 6988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6995, 1, '2017-07-06 14:41:00', '2017-07-06 14:41:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg" alt="Driving test hill start" width="640" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6996" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>They make every learner driver nervous, but now hill starts are to be scrapped from driving tests in East Anglia - because there are no hills.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe DVLA made the announcement today after test centres across the region complained they were pointless.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHill starts are an essential part of driving if you live up north, in Wales and Scotland, or in hilly regions of the south-west.\r\n\r\nBut as hills and mountains do not exist in Suffolk, Norfolk, Cambridgeshire and Essex, there is nowhere to practice - or use during an actual driving test.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg" alt="No hills in Suffolk" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6997" /></a><center><i>Flat as a pancake: No hills in Suffolk</center></i>\r\n\r\nInstead, learners are taken to a road which normally has an uphill gradient no higher than four per cent and told to move off without stalling or sliding backwards.\r\n\r\nNot surprisingly, everyone passes with flying colours.\r\n\r\nFrom August 1 this year, the driving test hill start will, therefore, be removed from the practical driving test.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the DVLA said: "It is unnecessary to carry out hill starts in East Anglian counties like Suffolk, where even the worst hills are more like gentle slopes.\r\n\r\n"Therefore it will save money by not including hill starts in driving tests, and concentrate more on things like parallel parking and reversing."\r\n\r\nMotorists in other areas of Britain complained today this means young drivers from East Anglia will be unprepared if they drive into hilly regions - and there would be multiple accidents as their cars roll back out of control.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of Keswick in the Lake District, said: "If inexperienced Suffolk drivers come here they will be unprepared for a proper hill. They will be stalling, rolling backwards and causing general chaos.\r\n\r\n"It will only be a matter of time before our sheep, which have the freedom to go wherever they like, are run over. And if that happens there will be trouble."', 'Driving test hill start scrapped in East Anglia', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'driving-test-hill-start', '', '', '2018-10-15 09:42:45', '2018-10-15 09:42:45', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6995', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6998, 1, '2017-07-06 10:56:00', '2017-07-06 10:56:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg" alt="Driving test hill start" width="640" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6996" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>They make every learner driver nervous, but now hill starts are to be scrapped from driving tests in East Anglia - because there are no hills.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe DVLA made the announcement today after test centres across the region complained they were pointless.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHill starts are an essential part of driving if you live up north, in Wales and Scotland, or in hilly regions of the south-west.\r\n\r\nBut as hills and mountains do not exist in Suffolk, Norfolk, Cambridgeshire and Essex, there is nowhere to practice - or use during an actual driving test.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg" alt="No hills in Suffolk" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6997" /></a><center><i>Flat as a pancake: No hills in Suffolk</center></i><br>,br>\r\n\r\nInstead, learners are taken to a road which normally has an uphill gradient no higher than four per cent, and told to move off without stalling or sliding backwards.\r\n\r\nNot surprisingly, everyone passes with flying colours.\r\n\r\nFrom August 1 this year, the driving test hill start will be therefore be removed from the practical driving test.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the DVLA said: "It is unnecessary to carry out hill starts in East Anglian counties like Suffolk, where even the worst hills are more like gentle slopes.\r\n\r\n"Therefore it will save money by not including hill starts in driving tests, and concentrate more on things like parallel parking and reversing."\r\n\r\nMotorists in other areas of Britain complained today this means young drivers from East Anglia will be unprepared if they drive into hilly regions - and there would be multiple accidents as their cars roll back out of control.\r\n\r\nSamantha French, of Keswick in the Lake District said: "If inexperienced Suffolk drivers come here they will be unprepared for a proper hill. They will be stalling, rolling backwards and causing general chaos.\r\n\r\n"It will only be a matter of time before our sheep, which have the freedom to go wherever they like, are run over. And if that happens there will be trouble."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Driving test hill start scrapped in East Anglia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6995-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-06 10:56:00', '2017-07-06 10:56:00', '', 6995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7001, 1, '2017-07-06 11:12:58', '2017-07-06 11:12:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg" alt="Driving test hill start" width="640" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6996" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>They make every learner driver nervous, but now hill starts are to be scrapped from driving tests in East Anglia - because there are no hills.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe DVLA made the announcement today after test centres across the region complained they were pointless.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHill starts are an essential part of driving if you live up north, in Wales and Scotland, or in hilly regions of the south-west.\r\n\r\nBut as hills and mountains do not exist in Suffolk, Norfolk, Cambridgeshire and Essex, there is nowhere to practice - or use during an actual driving test.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg" alt="No hills in Suffolk" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6997" /></a><center><i>Flat as a pancake: No hills in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nInstead, learners are taken to a road which normally has an uphill gradient no higher than four per cent, and told to move off without stalling or sliding backwards.\r\n\r\nNot surprisingly, everyone passes with flying colours.\r\n\r\nFrom August 1 this year, the driving test hill start will be therefore be removed from the practical driving test.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the DVLA said: "It is unnecessary to carry out hill starts in East Anglian counties like Suffolk, where even the worst hills are more like gentle slopes.\r\n\r\n"Therefore it will save money by not including hill starts in driving tests, and concentrate more on things like parallel parking and reversing."\r\n\r\nMotorists in other areas of Britain complained today this means young drivers from East Anglia will be unprepared if they drive into hilly regions - and there would be multiple accidents as their cars roll back out of control.\r\n\r\nSamantha French, of Keswick in the Lake District said: "If inexperienced Suffolk drivers come here they will be unprepared for a proper hill. They will be stalling, rolling backwards and causing general chaos.\r\n\r\n"It will only be a matter of time before our sheep, which have the freedom to go wherever they like, are run over. And if that happens there will be trouble."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Driving test hill start scrapped in East Anglia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6995-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-06 11:12:58', '2017-07-06 11:12:58', '', 6995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7002, 1, '2017-07-06 11:20:10', '2017-07-06 11:20:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg" alt="Driving test hill start" width="640" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6996" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>They make every learner driver nervous, but now hill starts are to be scrapped from driving tests in East Anglia - because there are no hills.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe DVLA made the announcement today after test centres across the region complained they were pointless.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHill starts are an essential part of driving if you live up north, in Wales and Scotland, or in hilly regions of the south-west.\r\n\r\nBut as hills and mountains do not exist in Suffolk, Norfolk, Cambridgeshire and Essex, there is nowhere to practice - or use during an actual driving test.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg" alt="No hills in Suffolk" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6997" /></a><center><i>Flat as a pancake: No hills in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nInstead, learners are taken to a road which normally has an uphill gradient no higher than four per cent, and told to move off without stalling or sliding backwards.\r\n\r\nNot surprisingly, everyone passes with flying colours.\r\n\r\nFrom August 1 this year, the driving test hill start will therefore be removed from the practical driving test.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the DVLA said: "It is unnecessary to carry out hill starts in East Anglian counties like Suffolk, where even the worst hills are more like gentle slopes.\r\n\r\n"Therefore it will save money by not including hill starts in driving tests, and concentrate more on things like parallel parking and reversing."\r\n\r\nMotorists in other areas of Britain complained today this means young drivers from East Anglia will be unprepared if they drive into hilly regions - and there would be multiple accidents as their cars roll back out of control.\r\n\r\nSamantha French, of Keswick in the Lake District said: "If inexperienced Suffolk drivers come here they will be unprepared for a proper hill. They will be stalling, rolling backwards and causing general chaos.\r\n\r\n"It will only be a matter of time before our sheep, which have the freedom to go wherever they like, are run over. And if that happens there will be trouble."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Driving test hill start scrapped in East Anglia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6995-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-06 11:20:10', '2017-07-06 11:20:10', '', 6995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7003, 1, '2017-07-06 12:46:22', '2017-07-06 12:46:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg" alt="Driving test hill start" width="640" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6996" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>They make every learner driver nervous, but now hill starts are to be scrapped from driving tests in East Anglia - because there are no hills.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe DVLA made the announcement today after test centres across the region complained they were pointless.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHill starts are an essential part of driving if you live up north, in Wales and Scotland, or in hilly regions of the south-west.\r\n\r\nBut as hills and mountains do not exist in Suffolk, Norfolk, Cambridgeshire and Essex, there is nowhere to practice - or use during an actual driving test.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg" alt="No hills in Suffolk" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6997" /></a><center><i>Flat as a pancake: No hills in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nInstead, learners are taken to a road which normally has an uphill gradient no higher than four per cent, and told to move off without stalling or sliding backwards.\r\n\r\nNot surprisingly, everyone passes with flying colours.\r\n\r\nFrom August 1 this year, the driving test hill start will therefore be removed from the practical driving test.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the DVLA said: "It is unnecessary to carry out hill starts in East Anglian counties like Suffolk, where even the worst hills are more like gentle slopes.\r\n\r\n"Therefore it will save money by not including hill starts in driving tests, and concentrate more on things like parallel parking and reversing."\r\n\r\nMotorists in other areas of Britain complained today this means young drivers from East Anglia will be unprepared if they drive into hilly regions - and there would be multiple accidents as their cars roll back out of control.\r\n\r\nBrett Gilbertson, of Keswick in the Lake District said: "If inexperienced Suffolk drivers come here they will be unprepared for a proper hill. They will be stalling, rolling backwards and causing general chaos.\r\n\r\n"It will only be a matter of time before our sheep, which have the freedom to go wherever they like, are run over. And if that happens there will be trouble."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Driving test hill start scrapped in East Anglia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6995-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-06 12:46:22', '2017-07-06 12:46:22', '', 6995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7004, 1, '2017-07-06 14:40:20', '2017-07-06 14:40:20', 'With the rest of 2017 jam-packed full of fun sporting events to spectate, there is plenty to keep you occupied. From Wimbledon and the Tour de France, to The Champions League and Test cricket, there is lots to get involved with, and of course, to place a few <a href="https://freebets.uk/">free bets</a> on! Free bets offer you a great incentive to get into the world of online betting, and who knows, you could be in for a major win!\r\n\r\nIn every season and in every game, there is always that unexpected team or athlete that powers through from oblivion to surprise us all and to mess up the bookies odds. But what are the greatest in history? We have rounded up a few for your reading pleasure.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/soccer-ball-e1499351743258.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/soccer-ball-e1499351743258.jpg" alt="Football" width="650" height="453" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7005" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<h3>England vs Iceland</h3>\r\n\r\nIn the last World Cup, Iceland were drawn against the English football team. Whilst the English are not as good at football as they think they are, most people were sure that they would smash the Icelandic team. The Icelandic team is made up of part-time footballers, and their coaches day job is a dentist - no one could foresee what would happen. As Iceland <a href="https://www.google.com.mt/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiayJz-juXUAhVF6RQKHfovADwQFggpMAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Ffootball%2Flive%2F2016%2Fjun%2F27%2Fengland-v-iceland-euro-2016-live&usg=AFQjCNHmdzSoZdV9EiAJsU_l3oBiMi9zJw">sailed to victory with a 2-1 win</a>, England were left licking their wounds in one of the most humiliating defeats in sporting history.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/another-soccer-ball-e1499351819121.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/another-soccer-ball-e1499351819121.jpg" alt="Soccer ball" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7006" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<h3>Leicester City winning the Premier League</h3>\r\n\r\nIn 2015-2016 the little-known Leicester City somehow managed to scoop the top prize in the <a href="http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35988673">British Premier League</a>. Defying odds of 5000-1 they rose to the top of the table, leaving big names like Man U, Chelsea, and Arsenal in their shadow. Imagine if you had put an accumulator bet on Leicester winning, or even just one on them winning the league? It just goes to show that sometimes a crazy bet can pay off!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/MXSWTf2Bu0A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<h3>Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey</h3>\r\n\r\nRonda Rousey is one of the most well-known and tough UFC fighters in the world, and the holder of the UFC bantamweight title. Showing domination over her last three fights and winning them within seconds, no one could foresee what was about to happen. Holly rocked up and instantly neutralised Ronda with an incredibly brutal kick that was felt by everyone in the audience as well!\r\n\r\n<h3>Appalachian State vs Michigan</h3>\r\n\r\nBack in 2003 the Michigan Wolverines were at the top of their game in college football. When they were drawn against the Appalachian State team, there was no doubt in anyone\'s mind that they would emerge victorious, but this was not to be. The Appalachians stormed to victory with a 34-32 win at full-time and were the first Division I-AA team to win against a Division I-A team.\r\n\r\nWhether you are watching with friends, or having a punt online, the rest of 2017 has a lot of exciting sporting action in store for us. Remember when you are placing a bet, that sometimes it is the most unlikely teams or athletes that can burst in from nowhere and save the day!', 'Great sporting underdog triumphs of our time', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sporting-underdog', '', '', '2017-07-06 14:40:20', '2017-07-06 14:40:20', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7004', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7007, 1, '2017-07-06 14:40:20', '2017-07-06 14:40:20', 'With the rest of 2017 jam-packed full of fun sporting events to spectate, there is plenty to keep you occupied. From Wimbledon and the Tour de France, to The Champions League and Test cricket, there is lots to get involved with, and of course, to place a few <a href="https://freebets.uk/">free bets</a> on! Free bets offer you a great incentive to get into the world of online betting, and who knows, you could be in for a major win!\r\n\r\nIn every season and in every game, there is always that unexpected team or athlete that powers through from oblivion to surprise us all and to mess up the bookies odds. But what are the greatest in history? We have rounded up a few for your reading pleasure.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/soccer-ball-e1499351743258.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/soccer-ball-e1499351743258.jpg" alt="Football" width="650" height="453" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7005" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<h3>England vs Iceland</h3>\r\n\r\nIn the last World Cup, Iceland were drawn against the English football team. Whilst the English are not as good at football as they think they are, most people were sure that they would smash the Icelandic team. The Icelandic team is made up of part-time footballers, and their coaches day job is a dentist - no one could foresee what would happen. As Iceland <a href="https://www.google.com.mt/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiayJz-juXUAhVF6RQKHfovADwQFggpMAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Ffootball%2Flive%2F2016%2Fjun%2F27%2Fengland-v-iceland-euro-2016-live&usg=AFQjCNHmdzSoZdV9EiAJsU_l3oBiMi9zJw">sailed to victory with a 2-1 win</a>, England were left licking their wounds in one of the most humiliating defeats in sporting history.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/another-soccer-ball-e1499351819121.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/another-soccer-ball-e1499351819121.jpg" alt="Soccer ball" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7006" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<h3>Leicester City winning the Premier League</h3>\r\n\r\nIn 2015-2016 the little-known Leicester City somehow managed to scoop the top prize in the <a href="http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35988673">British Premier League</a>. Defying odds of 5000-1 they rose to the top of the table, leaving big names like Man U, Chelsea, and Arsenal in their shadow. Imagine if you had put an accumulator bet on Leicester winning, or even just one on them winning the league? It just goes to show that sometimes a crazy bet can pay off!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/MXSWTf2Bu0A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<h3>Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey</h3>\r\n\r\nRonda Rousey is one of the most well-known and tough UFC fighters in the world, and the holder of the UFC bantamweight title. Showing domination over her last three fights and winning them within seconds, no one could foresee what was about to happen. Holly rocked up and instantly neutralised Ronda with an incredibly brutal kick that was felt by everyone in the audience as well!\r\n\r\n<h3>Appalachian State vs Michigan</h3>\r\n\r\nBack in 2003 the Michigan Wolverines were at the top of their game in college football. When they were drawn against the Appalachian State team, there was no doubt in anyone\'s mind that they would emerge victorious, but this was not to be. The Appalachians stormed to victory with a 34-32 win at full-time and were the first Division I-AA team to win against a Division I-A team.\r\n\r\nWhether you are watching with friends, or having a punt online, the rest of 2017 has a lot of exciting sporting action in store for us. Remember when you are placing a bet, that sometimes it is the most unlikely teams or athletes that can burst in from nowhere and save the day!', 'Great sporting underdog triumphs of our time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7004-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-06 14:40:20', '2017-07-06 14:40:20', '', 7004, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7004-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7008, 1, '2017-07-07 08:53:19', '2017-07-07 08:53:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-thumb.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-thumb.jpg" alt="Wimbledon thumb" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7009" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A surge in repetitive strain injuries caused by viewers repeatedly switching off the tennis on TV has caught doctors by surprise.</strong>\r\n\r\nMedics across Suffolk cannot cope with the number of patients suffering from Wimbledon Thumb, and have now urged non-urgent patients to keep away.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA health department spokesman said: "People who don\'t often use the television remote control now keep having to switch from BBC1 and BBC2 to avoid watching endless tennis matches.\r\n\r\n"They have to click around with the remote to avoid men and women bashing balls about, having tantrums and throwing sweaty towels at poor, innocent children.\r\n\r\n"The more they have to use the remote to find Poirot or Pointless or even Last Of The Summer Wine, the more their thumb begins to ache and swell.\r\n\r\n"We advise them to put a bag of frozen peas on their swollen digits, but we have had to bandage some people up with their arms in a sling and even had to make a few amputations.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Of course we can see the problem with matches constantly switching from one BBC station to another, interrupting normal programming, but it might be safer to mow the lawn or watch a replay of Love Island, though god knows what swollen injuries we would have to deal with after that."\r\n\r\nDr Finlay Spuckler added: "In Norfolk the amputation of a thumb has left them with only five digits on the hand."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Doctors swamped by cases of Wimbledon Thumb', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'wimbledon-thumb', '', '', '2017-07-07 08:53:58', '2017-07-07 08:53:58', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7008', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7010, 1, '2017-07-07 08:53:19', '2017-07-07 08:53:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-thumb.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-thumb.jpg" alt="Wimbledon thumb" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7009" /></a><br>,br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A surge in repetitive strain injuries caused by viewers repeatedly switching off the tennis on TV has caught doctors by surprise.</strong>\r\n\r\nMedics across Suffolk cannot cope with the number of patients suffering from Wimbledon Thumb, and have now urged non-urgent patients to keep away.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA health department spokesman said: "People who don\'t often use the television remote control now keep having to switch from BBC1 and BBC2 to avoid watching endless tennis matches.\r\n\r\n"They have to click around with the remote to avoid men and women bashing balls about, having tantrums and throwing sweaty towels at poor, innocent children.\r\n\r\n"The more they have to use the remote to find Poirot or Pointless or even Last Of The Summer Wine, the more their thumb begins to ache and swell.\r\n\r\n"We advise them to put a bag of frozen peas on their swollen digits, but we have had to bandage some people up with their arms in a sling and even had to make a few amputations.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Of course we can see the problem with matches constantly switching from one BBC station to another, interrupting normal programming, but it might be safer to mow the lawn or watch a replay of Love Island, though god knows what swollen injuries we would have to deal with after that."\r\n\r\nDr Finlay Spuckler added: "In Norfolk the amputation of a thumb has left them with only five digits on the hand."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Doctors swamped by cases of Wimbledon Thumb', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7008-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-07 08:53:19', '2017-07-07 08:53:19', '', 7008, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7008-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7011, 1, '2017-07-07 08:53:58', '2017-07-07 08:53:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-thumb.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/wimbledon-thumb.jpg" alt="Wimbledon thumb" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7009" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A surge in repetitive strain injuries caused by viewers repeatedly switching off the tennis on TV has caught doctors by surprise.</strong>\r\n\r\nMedics across Suffolk cannot cope with the number of patients suffering from Wimbledon Thumb, and have now urged non-urgent patients to keep away.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA health department spokesman said: "People who don\'t often use the television remote control now keep having to switch from BBC1 and BBC2 to avoid watching endless tennis matches.\r\n\r\n"They have to click around with the remote to avoid men and women bashing balls about, having tantrums and throwing sweaty towels at poor, innocent children.\r\n\r\n"The more they have to use the remote to find Poirot or Pointless or even Last Of The Summer Wine, the more their thumb begins to ache and swell.\r\n\r\n"We advise them to put a bag of frozen peas on their swollen digits, but we have had to bandage some people up with their arms in a sling and even had to make a few amputations.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Of course we can see the problem with matches constantly switching from one BBC station to another, interrupting normal programming, but it might be safer to mow the lawn or watch a replay of Love Island, though god knows what swollen injuries we would have to deal with after that."\r\n\r\nDr Finlay Spuckler added: "In Norfolk the amputation of a thumb has left them with only five digits on the hand."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Doctors swamped by cases of Wimbledon Thumb', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7008-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-07 08:53:58', '2017-07-07 08:53:58', '', 7008, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7008-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7013, 1, '2017-07-07 14:49:46', '2017-07-07 14:49:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg" alt="Ben Gummer job" width="775" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7014" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Ipswich MP and Cabinet Office Minister Ben Gummer has got a new job after his shock defeat in last month\'s general election.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe youthful-looking Conservative is now flipping burgers in a popular McDonald\'s restaurant in the town\'s Tavern Street.\r\n\r\nMr Gummer was squeezed out of his seat by Labour\'s Sandy Martin after paying the price for the Tories\' shambolic election campaign.\r\n\r\nIronically, in his position as Cabinet Office Minister Mr Gummer was responsible for writing the party\'s election manifesto, so he was a master of his own downfall.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDiners at the fast-food outlet were surprised to see him behind the counter today, seemingly enjoying his new job.\r\n\r\n"I\'m luvin it," he said when approached by the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nBut he could not talk further as his supervisor wanted him to clean one of the grills.\r\n\r\nNatalie Bloom, 25, from Ipswich, spotted the ex MP while buying a Big Mac meal for lunch. "I thought I recognised him," she said.\r\n\r\n"McDonald\'s could do with some experienced staff like this. Mr Gummer is certainly used to serving up whoppers to the public, so it shouldn\'t be long before he has four stars on his shirt."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAll restaurant staff get awarded stars as they progress through the internal training scheme. Having all four demonstrates a competent knowledge in all areas of the restaurant operations, such as operating a till, preparing products, working in the dining areas and hygiene and safety knowledge.\r\n\r\nMr Martin defeated Mr Gummer by 831 votes on June 8, enjoying a high-profile scalp that had political commentators salivating with excitement throughout election night.\r\n\r\nBut it will be Mr Martin who will be salivating for another reason - if he gets peckish he could head to McDonald\'s and be served by his former political opponent.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Labour Party insider said: "Not that we\'re gloating or anything, but we\'ve all been going into McDonald\'s to have a laugh. Several of us have put on a little weight as a result."\r\n\r\nMr Gummer is starting on a £7.34 hourly salary, but he hopes soon to grab a management position which will see him bag around £17,500 a year.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ben Gummer now working in McDonald\'s', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ben-gummer-mcdonalds', '', '', '2017-07-07 15:11:25', '2017-07-07 15:11:25', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7013', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7015, 1, '2017-07-07 14:49:46', '2017-07-07 14:49:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg" alt="Ben Gummer job" width="775" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7014" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Ipswich MP and Cabinet Office Minister Ben Gummer has got a new job after his shock defeat in last month\'s general election.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe youthful-looking conservative is now flipping burgers in a popular McDonald\'s restaurant in the town\'s Tavern Street.\r\n\r\nMr Gummer was squeezed out of his seat by Labour\'s Sandy Martin after paying the price for the Tories\' shambolic election campaign.\r\n\r\nIronically, in his position as Cabinet Office Minister Mr Gummer was responsible for writing the party\'s election manifesto, so he was a master of his own downfall.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDiners at the fast-food outlet were surprised to see him behind the counter today, seemingly enjoying his new job.\r\n\r\n"I\'m luvin it," he said when approached by the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nBut he could not talk further as his supervisor wanted him to clean one of the grills.\r\n\r\nNatalie Bloom, 25, from Ipswich, spotted the ex MP while buying a Big Mac meal for lunch. "I thought I recognised him," she said.\r\n\r\n"McDonald\'s could do with some eager new staff like this. It shouldn\'t be long before he has four stars on his shirt."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAll restaurant staff get awarded stars as they progress through the internal training scheme. Having all four demonstrates a competent knowledge in all areas of the restaurant operations, such as operating a till, preparing products, working in the dining areas and hygiene and safety knowledge.\r\n\r\nMr Martin defeated Mr Gummer by 831 votes on June 8, enjoying a high-profile scalp that had political commentators salivating with excitement throughout election night.\r\n\r\nBut it will be Mr Martin who will be salivating for another reason - he could be peckish and head to McDonald\'s where he could be served by his former political opponent.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Labour Party insider said: "Not that we\'re gloating or anything, but we\'ve all been going into McDonald\'s to have a laugh. Several of us have put on a little weight as a result."\r\n\r\nMr Gummer is starting on a £7.34 salary, but he hopes soon to grab a management position which will see him bag around £17,500 a year.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ben Gummer now working in McDonald\'s', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7013-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-07 14:49:46', '2017-07-07 14:49:46', '', 7013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7016, 1, '2017-07-07 14:51:22', '2017-07-07 14:51:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg" alt="Ben Gummer job" width="775" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7014" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Ipswich MP and Cabinet Office Minister Ben Gummer has got a new job after his shock defeat in last month\'s general election.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe youthful-looking Conservative is now flipping burgers in a popular McDonald\'s restaurant in the town\'s Tavern Street.\r\n\r\nMr Gummer was squeezed out of his seat by Labour\'s Sandy Martin after paying the price for the Tories\' shambolic election campaign.\r\n\r\nIronically, in his position as Cabinet Office Minister Mr Gummer was responsible for writing the party\'s election manifesto, so he was a master of his own downfall.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDiners at the fast-food outlet were surprised to see him behind the counter today, seemingly enjoying his new job.\r\n\r\n"I\'m luvin it," he said when approached by the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nBut he could not talk further as his supervisor wanted him to clean one of the grills.\r\n\r\nNatalie Bloom, 25, from Ipswich, spotted the ex MP while buying a Big Mac meal for lunch. "I thought I recognised him," she said.\r\n\r\n"McDonald\'s could do with some eager new staff like this. It shouldn\'t be long before he has four stars on his shirt."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAll restaurant staff get awarded stars as they progress through the internal training scheme. Having all four demonstrates a competent knowledge in all areas of the restaurant operations, such as operating a till, preparing products, working in the dining areas and hygiene and safety knowledge.\r\n\r\nMr Martin defeated Mr Gummer by 831 votes on June 8, enjoying a high-profile scalp that had political commentators salivating with excitement throughout election night.\r\n\r\nBut it will be Mr Martin who will be salivating for another reason - he could be peckish and head to McDonald\'s where he could be served by his former political opponent.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Labour Party insider said: "Not that we\'re gloating or anything, but we\'ve all been going into McDonald\'s to have a laugh. Several of us have put on a little weight as a result."\r\n\r\nMr Gummer is starting on a £7.34 salary, but he hopes soon to grab a management position which will see him bag around £17,500 a year.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ben Gummer now working in McDonald\'s', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7013-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-07 14:51:22', '2017-07-07 14:51:22', '', 7013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7017, 1, '2017-07-07 14:52:53', '2017-07-07 14:52:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg" alt="Ben Gummer job" width="775" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7014" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Former Ipswich MP and Cabinet Office Minister Ben Gummer has got a new job after his shock defeat in last month\'s general election.</strong>\n\nThe youthful-looking Conservative is now flipping burgers in a popular McDonald\'s restaurant in the town\'s Tavern Street.\n\nMr Gummer was squeezed out of his seat by Labour\'s Sandy Martin after paying the price for the Tories\' shambolic election campaign.\n\nIronically, in his position as Cabinet Office Minister Mr Gummer was responsible for writing the party\'s election manifesto, so he was a master of his own downfall.\n\n\n\nDiners at the fast-food outlet were surprised to see him behind the counter today, seemingly enjoying his new job.\n\n"I\'m luvin it," he said when approached by the Suffolk Gazette.\n\nBut he could not talk further as his supervisor wanted him to clean one of the grills.\n\nNatalie Bloom, 25, from Ipswich, spotted the ex MP while buying a Big Mac meal for lunch. "I thought I recognised him," she said.\n\n"McDonald\'s could do with some eager new staff like this. It shouldn\'t be long before he has four stars on his shirt."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAll restaurant staff get awarded stars as they progress through the internal training scheme. Having all four demonstrates a competent knowledge in all areas of the restaurant operations, such as operating a till, preparing products, working in the dining areas and hygiene and safety knowledge.\n\nMr Martin defeated Mr Gummer by 831 votes on June 8, enjoying a high-profile scalp that had political commentators salivating with excitement throughout election night.\n\nBut it will be Mr Martin who will be salivating for another reason - if he gets peckish ahe could ead to McDonald\'s where he could be served by his former political opponent.\n\nAn Ipswich Labour Party insider said: "Not that we\'re gloating or anything, but we\'ve all been going into McDonald\'s to have a laugh. Several of us have put on a little weight as a result."\n\nMr Gummer is starting on a £7.34 salary, but he hopes soon to grab a management position which will see him bag around £17,500 a year.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ben Gummer now working in McDonald\'s', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7013-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-07 14:52:53', '2017-07-07 14:52:53', '', 7013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7013-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7018, 1, '2017-07-07 14:53:03', '2017-07-07 14:53:03', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg" alt="Ben Gummer job" width="775" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7014" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Ipswich MP and Cabinet Office Minister Ben Gummer has got a new job after his shock defeat in last month\'s general election.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe youthful-looking Conservative is now flipping burgers in a popular McDonald\'s restaurant in the town\'s Tavern Street.\r\n\r\nMr Gummer was squeezed out of his seat by Labour\'s Sandy Martin after paying the price for the Tories\' shambolic election campaign.\r\n\r\nIronically, in his position as Cabinet Office Minister Mr Gummer was responsible for writing the party\'s election manifesto, so he was a master of his own downfall.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDiners at the fast-food outlet were surprised to see him behind the counter today, seemingly enjoying his new job.\r\n\r\n"I\'m luvin it," he said when approached by the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nBut he could not talk further as his supervisor wanted him to clean one of the grills.\r\n\r\nNatalie Bloom, 25, from Ipswich, spotted the ex MP while buying a Big Mac meal for lunch. "I thought I recognised him," she said.\r\n\r\n"McDonald\'s could do with some eager new staff like this. It shouldn\'t be long before he has four stars on his shirt."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAll restaurant staff get awarded stars as they progress through the internal training scheme. Having all four demonstrates a competent knowledge in all areas of the restaurant operations, such as operating a till, preparing products, working in the dining areas and hygiene and safety knowledge.\r\n\r\nMr Martin defeated Mr Gummer by 831 votes on June 8, enjoying a high-profile scalp that had political commentators salivating with excitement throughout election night.\r\n\r\nBut it will be Mr Martin who will be salivating for another reason - if he gets peckish ahe could head to McDonald\'s and be served by his former political opponent.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Labour Party insider said: "Not that we\'re gloating or anything, but we\'ve all been going into McDonald\'s to have a laugh. Several of us have put on a little weight as a result."\r\n\r\nMr Gummer is starting on a £7.34 salary, but he hopes soon to grab a management position which will see him bag around £17,500 a year.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ben Gummer now working in McDonald\'s', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7013-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-07 14:53:03', '2017-07-07 14:53:03', '', 7013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7019, 1, '2017-07-07 14:53:35', '2017-07-07 14:53:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg" alt="Ben Gummer job" width="775" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7014" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Ipswich MP and Cabinet Office Minister Ben Gummer has got a new job after his shock defeat in last month\'s general election.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe youthful-looking Conservative is now flipping burgers in a popular McDonald\'s restaurant in the town\'s Tavern Street.\r\n\r\nMr Gummer was squeezed out of his seat by Labour\'s Sandy Martin after paying the price for the Tories\' shambolic election campaign.\r\n\r\nIronically, in his position as Cabinet Office Minister Mr Gummer was responsible for writing the party\'s election manifesto, so he was a master of his own downfall.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDiners at the fast-food outlet were surprised to see him behind the counter today, seemingly enjoying his new job.\r\n\r\n"I\'m luvin it," he said when approached by the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nBut he could not talk further as his supervisor wanted him to clean one of the grills.\r\n\r\nNatalie Bloom, 25, from Ipswich, spotted the ex MP while buying a Big Mac meal for lunch. "I thought I recognised him," she said.\r\n\r\n"McDonald\'s could do with some eager new staff like this. It shouldn\'t be long before he has four stars on his shirt."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAll restaurant staff get awarded stars as they progress through the internal training scheme. Having all four demonstrates a competent knowledge in all areas of the restaurant operations, such as operating a till, preparing products, working in the dining areas and hygiene and safety knowledge.\r\n\r\nMr Martin defeated Mr Gummer by 831 votes on June 8, enjoying a high-profile scalp that had political commentators salivating with excitement throughout election night.\r\n\r\nBut it will be Mr Martin who will be salivating for another reason - if he gets peckish ahe could head to McDonald\'s and be served by his former political opponent.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Labour Party insider said: "Not that we\'re gloating or anything, but we\'ve all been going into McDonald\'s to have a laugh. Several of us have put on a little weight as a result."\r\n\r\nMr Gummer is starting on a £7.34 hourly salary, but he hopes soon to grab a management position which will see him bag around £17,500 a year.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ben Gummer now working in McDonald\'s', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7013-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-07 14:53:35', '2017-07-07 14:53:35', '', 7013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7020, 1, '2017-07-07 14:58:53', '2017-07-07 14:58:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg" alt="Ben Gummer job" width="775" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7014" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Ipswich MP and Cabinet Office Minister Ben Gummer has got a new job after his shock defeat in last month\'s general election.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe youthful-looking Conservative is now flipping burgers in a popular McDonald\'s restaurant in the town\'s Tavern Street.\r\n\r\nMr Gummer was squeezed out of his seat by Labour\'s Sandy Martin after paying the price for the Tories\' shambolic election campaign.\r\n\r\nIronically, in his position as Cabinet Office Minister Mr Gummer was responsible for writing the party\'s election manifesto, so he was a master of his own downfall.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDiners at the fast-food outlet were surprised to see him behind the counter today, seemingly enjoying his new job.\r\n\r\n"I\'m luvin it," he said when approached by the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nBut he could not talk further as his supervisor wanted him to clean one of the grills.\r\n\r\nNatalie Bloom, 25, from Ipswich, spotted the ex MP while buying a Big Mac meal for lunch. "I thought I recognised him," she said.\r\n\r\n"McDonald\'s could do with some eager new staff like this. It shouldn\'t be long before he has four stars on his shirt."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAll restaurant staff get awarded stars as they progress through the internal training scheme. Having all four demonstrates a competent knowledge in all areas of the restaurant operations, such as operating a till, preparing products, working in the dining areas and hygiene and safety knowledge.\r\n\r\nMr Martin defeated Mr Gummer by 831 votes on June 8, enjoying a high-profile scalp that had political commentators salivating with excitement throughout election night.\r\n\r\nBut it will be Mr Martin who will be salivating for another reason - if he gets peckish he could head to McDonald\'s and be served by his former political opponent.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Labour Party insider said: "Not that we\'re gloating or anything, but we\'ve all been going into McDonald\'s to have a laugh. Several of us have put on a little weight as a result."\r\n\r\nMr Gummer is starting on a £7.34 hourly salary, but he hopes soon to grab a management position which will see him bag around £17,500 a year.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ben Gummer now working in McDonald\'s', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7013-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-07 14:58:53', '2017-07-07 14:58:53', '', 7013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7021, 1, '2017-07-07 15:11:25', '2017-07-07 15:11:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ben-gummer-job.jpg" alt="Ben Gummer job" width="775" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7014" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Ipswich MP and Cabinet Office Minister Ben Gummer has got a new job after his shock defeat in last month\'s general election.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe youthful-looking Conservative is now flipping burgers in a popular McDonald\'s restaurant in the town\'s Tavern Street.\r\n\r\nMr Gummer was squeezed out of his seat by Labour\'s Sandy Martin after paying the price for the Tories\' shambolic election campaign.\r\n\r\nIronically, in his position as Cabinet Office Minister Mr Gummer was responsible for writing the party\'s election manifesto, so he was a master of his own downfall.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDiners at the fast-food outlet were surprised to see him behind the counter today, seemingly enjoying his new job.\r\n\r\n"I\'m luvin it," he said when approached by the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nBut he could not talk further as his supervisor wanted him to clean one of the grills.\r\n\r\nNatalie Bloom, 25, from Ipswich, spotted the ex MP while buying a Big Mac meal for lunch. "I thought I recognised him," she said.\r\n\r\n"McDonald\'s could do with some experienced staff like this. Mr Gummer is certainly used to serving up whoppers to the public, so it shouldn\'t be long before he has four stars on his shirt."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAll restaurant staff get awarded stars as they progress through the internal training scheme. Having all four demonstrates a competent knowledge in all areas of the restaurant operations, such as operating a till, preparing products, working in the dining areas and hygiene and safety knowledge.\r\n\r\nMr Martin defeated Mr Gummer by 831 votes on June 8, enjoying a high-profile scalp that had political commentators salivating with excitement throughout election night.\r\n\r\nBut it will be Mr Martin who will be salivating for another reason - if he gets peckish he could head to McDonald\'s and be served by his former political opponent.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Labour Party insider said: "Not that we\'re gloating or anything, but we\'ve all been going into McDonald\'s to have a laugh. Several of us have put on a little weight as a result."\r\n\r\nMr Gummer is starting on a £7.34 hourly salary, but he hopes soon to grab a management position which will see him bag around £17,500 a year.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ben Gummer now working in McDonald\'s', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7013-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-07 15:11:25', '2017-07-07 15:11:25', '', 7013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7023, 1, '2017-07-08 11:37:36', '2017-07-08 11:37:36', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/norfolk-tank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/norfolk-tank.jpg" alt="Norfolk tank" width="800" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7024" /></a><br<br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk arms company may have to lay off staff after failing to land a lucrative £30 million tank contract with the Ministry of Defence.</strong>\r\n\r\nColmans BAE spent seven years developing its fearsome Raleigh Tank, <em>pictured above</em>, but the MoD has announced it will be taking its business elsewhere.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe arms manufacturer exports its Raleigh Tank to North Korea, but orders have dried up since Kim Jong-un switched his arms investment to inter-continental ballistic missiles.\r\n\r\nInsiders at the Downham Market factory, which employs seven thousand local men and women, all from the same family, say Colmans BAE needed to win the MoD contract to stay afloat.\r\n\r\n"The Raleigh Tank is our most advanced tank yet, and we  felt sure the Government would want to buy it as our armed forces deserve the best. It was a shock to miss out," chief executive officer Bubba Spuckler said.\r\n\r\nHe declined to confirm jobs are now at risk, but the Suffolk Gazette understand three thousand jobs may have to go.\r\n\r\nJobs were further put at risk when the company\'s new <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">jet fighter</a> disappointed defence experts.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMoD spokesman Mark Brownless said: "Four companies have been trying to win the £30 million tank contract, but Colmans BAE has already been told to drop out.\r\n\r\n"We had concerns about the Raleigh Tank firepower, and the protection of the driver was suspect at best." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk arms company loses tank contract', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-tank', '', '', '2018-01-30 09:38:37', '2018-01-30 09:38:37', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7023', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7025, 1, '2017-07-08 11:37:36', '2017-07-08 11:37:36', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/norfolk-tank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/norfolk-tank.jpg" alt="Norfolk tank" width="800" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7024" /></a><br>,br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk arms company may have to lay off staff after failing to land a lucrative £30 million tank contract with the Ministry of Defence.</strong>\r\n\r\nColmans BAE spent seven years developing its fearsome Raleigh Tank, <em>pictured above</em>, but the MoD has announced it will be taking its business elsewhere.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe arms manufacturer exports its Raleigh Tank to North Korea, but orders have dried up since Kim Jong-un switched his arms investment to inter-continental ballistic missiles.\r\n\r\nInsiders at the Downham Market factory, which employs seven thousand local men and women, all from the same family, say Colmans BAE needed to win the MoD contract to stay afloat.\r\n\r\n"The Raleigh Tank is our most advanced tank yet, and we  felt sure the Government would want to buy it as our armed forces deserve the best. It was a shock to miss out," chief executive officer Bubba Spuckler said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe declined to confirm jobs are now at risk, but the Suffolk Gazette understand three thousand jobs may have to go.\r\n\r\nA MoD spokesman said: "Four companies have been trying to win the £30 million tank contract, but Colmans BAE has already been told to drop out.\r\n\r\n"We had concerns about the Raleigh Tank firepower, and the protection of the driver was suspect at best." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk arms company loses tank contract', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7023-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-08 11:37:36', '2017-07-08 11:37:36', '', 7023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7026, 1, '2018-01-30 09:38:16', '2018-01-30 09:38:16', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/norfolk-tank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/norfolk-tank.jpg" alt="Norfolk tank" width="800" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7024" /></a><br<br>\n\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nA Norfolk arms company may have to lay off staff after failing to land a lucrative £30 million tank contract with the Ministry of Defence.</strong>\n\nColmans BAE spent seven years developing its fearsome Raleigh Tank, <em>pictured above</em>, but the MoD has announced it will be taking its business elsewhere.\n\n\n\nThe arms manufacturer exports its Raleigh Tank to North Korea, but orders have dried up since Kim Jong-un switched his arms investment to inter-continental ballistic missiles.\n\nInsiders at the Downham Market factory, which employs seven thousand local men and women, all from the same family, say Colmans BAE needed to win the MoD contract to stay afloat.\n\n"The Raleigh Tank is our most advanced tank yet, and we  felt sure the Government would want to buy it as our armed forces deserve the best. It was a shock to miss out," chief executive officer Bubba Spuckler said.\n\nHe declined to confirm jobs are now at risk, but the Suffolk Gazette understand three thousand jobs may have to go.\n\nJobs were further put at risk when the company\'s new jet fighter disappointed defence experts\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMoD spokesman Mark Brownless said: "Four companies have been trying to win the £30 million tank contract, but Colmans BAE has already been told to drop out.\n\n"We had concerns about the Raleigh Tank firepower, and the protection of the driver was suspect at best." \n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk arms company loses tank contract', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7023-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-30 09:38:16', '2018-01-30 09:38:16', '', 7023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7023-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7027, 1, '2017-07-08 11:40:30', '2017-07-08 11:40:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/norfolk-tank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/norfolk-tank.jpg" alt="Norfolk tank" width="800" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7024" /></a><br<br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk arms company may have to lay off staff after failing to land a lucrative £30 million tank contract with the Ministry of Defence.</strong>\r\n\r\nColmans BAE spent seven years developing its fearsome Raleigh Tank, <em>pictured above</em>, but the MoD has announced it will be taking its business elsewhere.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe arms manufacturer exports its Raleigh Tank to North Korea, but orders have dried up since Kim Jong-un switched his arms investment to inter-continental ballistic missiles.\r\n\r\nInsiders at the Downham Market factory, which employs seven thousand local men and women, all from the same family, say Colmans BAE needed to win the MoD contract to stay afloat.\r\n\r\n"The Raleigh Tank is our most advanced tank yet, and we  felt sure the Government would want to buy it as our armed forces deserve the best. It was a shock to miss out," chief executive officer Bubba Spuckler said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe declined to confirm jobs are now at risk, but the Suffolk Gazette understand three thousand jobs may have to go.\r\n\r\nA MoD spokesman said: "Four companies have been trying to win the £30 million tank contract, but Colmans BAE has already been told to drop out.\r\n\r\n"We had concerns about the Raleigh Tank firepower, and the protection of the driver was suspect at best." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk arms company loses tank contract', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7023-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-08 11:40:30', '2017-07-08 11:40:30', '', 7023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7028, 1, '2017-07-08 11:43:23', '2017-07-08 11:43:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/norfolk-tank.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/norfolk-tank.jpg" alt="Norfolk tank" width="800" height="612" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7024" /></a><br<br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk arms company may have to lay off staff after failing to land a lucrative £30 million tank contract with the Ministry of Defence.</strong>\r\n\r\nColmans BAE spent seven years developing its fearsome Raleigh Tank, <em>pictured above</em>, but the MoD has announced it will be taking its business elsewhere.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe arms manufacturer exports its Raleigh Tank to North Korea, but orders have dried up since Kim Jong-un switched his arms investment to inter-continental ballistic missiles.\r\n\r\nInsiders at the Downham Market factory, which employs seven thousand local men and women, all from the same family, say Colmans BAE needed to win the MoD contract to stay afloat.\r\n\r\n"The Raleigh Tank is our most advanced tank yet, and we  felt sure the Government would want to buy it as our armed forces deserve the best. It was a shock to miss out," chief executive officer Bubba Spuckler said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe declined to confirm jobs are now at risk, but the Suffolk Gazette understand three thousand jobs may have to go.\r\n\r\nMoD spokesman Mark Brownless said: "Four companies have been trying to win the £30 million tank contract, but Colmans BAE has already been told to drop out.\r\n\r\n"We had concerns about the Raleigh Tank firepower, and the protection of the driver was suspect at best." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk arms company loses tank contract', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7023-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-08 11:43:23', '2017-07-08 11:43:23', '', 7023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7029, 0, '2017-07-08 12:22:04', '2017-07-08 12:22:04', 'Hi Simon, \r\nIt was a pleasure to meet you last night, and thank you for the beer.\r\nAs discussed, some details of how advertising could work for me would be muchly appreciated! Perhaps driving traffic to my website could be good (www.houseintown.co.uk)?\r\nI\'m sure we can discuss over a pint soon.\r\nCheers\r\nJohn\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: John Manning\nAUTHOR EMAIL: thehouseintown@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Advertise in the Suffolk Gazette\nIP: 79.73.118.10\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; John Manning\n    [2_Email] =&gt; thehouseintown@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi Simon, \r\nIt was a pleasure to meet you last night, and thank you for the beer.\r\nAs discussed, some details of how advertising could work for me would be muchly appreciated! Perhaps driving traffic to my website could be good (www.houseintown.co.uk)?\r\nI\'m sure we can discuss over a pint soon.\r\nCheers\r\nJohn\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Advertise in the Suffolk Gazette\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/advertise-in-the-suffolk-gazette/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 69e12317ab9920b9c76b554da9763dfd\n)\n', 'John Manning - 2017-07-08 12:22:04', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '69e12317ab9920b9c76b554da9763dfd', '', '', '2017-07-08 12:22:04', '2017-07-08 12:22:04', '', 1875, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=7029', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7030, 1, '2017-07-09 09:07:46', '2017-07-09 09:07:46', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA German WW2 soldier has been found alive and well in a Suffolk forest, still believing there is a war on.</b>\r\n\r\nThe astonishing discovery was made by a group of primary school children on a nature trail.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey stumbled across Hans Up as he snoozed on a hammock tied between two pine trees in Rendlesham Forest, near Woodbridge.\r\n\r\nHerr Up tried to run, but fell out of the hammock with his legs caught in the rope. He sat up, gave a Heil Hitler salute and asked the amazed eight year olds: "How\'s it going on the Eastern Front?"\r\n\r\nPolice were called, together with members of the local Territorial Army in order to interrogate the dazed German.\r\n\r\nWhen the first officer on the scene shouted: "Hands Up!", the baffled Nazi veteran replied: "Yes, that\'s me."\r\n\r\nThe confusion was soon sorted, and Hans Up told his gripping story.\r\n\r\nHe had been on a bombing run heading for Ipswich in April, 1944 when he his Dornier bomber was shot down as it flew over the Suffolk coast near Hollesley.\r\n\r\nHerr Up, now a sprightly 89 years old, said he managed to eject and parachute to safety, landing in a cabbage field near Sudbourne. He ran into the nearby Rendlesham Forest and has been hiding there ever since.\r\n\r\nFor 71 years he has been living rough in the forest, feeding on rabbit, deer and nicking fruit and vegetables from nearby farms, and dreaming of rejoining his comrades in the fight against the Allies.\r\n\r\nHe was still wearing his Nazi uniform when he was found, although it was a little torn and in need of a wash.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:321px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:138.785047% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3071503?et=AfFLJk_iSJxh3x9wJM7YIg&sig=X_jAW6w9vDEpnMBbbUELih5uh3eQT4x8uLPKGNwqsEA=" width="321" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3071503" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Hans Up surrenders to Melton Primary School children</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nAfter a medical check up at Ipswich Hospital, Herr Up was given the shocking news that the Second World War had ended badly for Germany in 1945.\r\n\r\nHe then listened in wonder when staff from the German Embassy in London brought him up to speed on world events.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDiplomat Herman Snoring said: "He was amazed that England had not only defeated Germany in the war, but also that England went on to win the World Cup in 1966.\r\n\r\n"But what he really found difficult to believe was that Norwich City FC won a trophy in 1985."\r\n\r\nHerr Up was single when he was shot down, and now has no known family back in Frankfurt, his former home.\r\n\r\nHe is being cared for by embassy staff as they continue to bring him up to speed with the modern world.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all new to him - the internet, modern vehicles, television, The One Show...he\'s in awe of it all right now.\r\n\r\n"But he\'s in great condition, and says he wants to write a book about his 70 years in hiding."\r\n\r\nExperts are now looking into suggestions that the famous Rendlesham Forest UFO incident in 1980, when airmen from a nearby US airbase claimed they saw alien lights, could actually have been Herr Up cooking a rabbit on a fire.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'German WW2 soldier found living in forest', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '367-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-09 09:07:46', '2017-07-09 09:07:46', '', 367, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/367-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7031, 1, '2017-07-10 10:24:09', '2017-07-10 10:24:09', '<strong>A young family has been evicted from their Aldeburgh home because the father was found to have a tattoo.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 37, kept quiet about the inked tribal-style image on his upper left arm when he signed up for a rental property near the posh town\'s seafront.\r\n\r\nBut residents were horrified when they spotted the tattoo while Mr Smith was washing his van while wearing a vest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey complained to the town council, and Mr Smith was given the option to remove the tattoo with laser treatment by the end of the month, or face eviction from the town.\r\n\r\nThe father of two refused to comply, and has now been forced out of his rented terraced home, which would have cost £750,000 on the open market, and moved to Ipswich instead.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t mind tattoos in Ipswich. In fact you look a bit odd there if you don\'t have one," Mr Smith, a builder, told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg" alt="Tribal tattoo" width="500" height="334" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7032" /></a><center><i>It\'s tattoo much: Mr Smith\'s arm went against Aldeburgh bylaws</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Aldeburgh Town Council confirmed: "Our bylaws clearly state that you are not allowed to display a tattoo in a public place.\r\n\r\n"They are tacky, ugly things designed purely for common people, and having them in a town like ours can only drag down our reputation.\r\n\r\n"If these people really want to live by the seaside, we suggest they move to Lowestoft instead, where they will feel completely at home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAldeburgh resident Margery Daw saw Mr Smith with his vest and was furious. "He was cleaning his white van - that\'s another thing that should be banned in Aldeburgh - and I saw the tattoo.\r\n\r\n"I was enraged, I felt physically sick, and it\'s all my friends have talked about at the golf club since."\r\n\r\nSuffolk tattoo artist Clare Phillips said she had never done a tattoo for anyone from Aldeburgh. "They wouldn\'t be seen dead in my studio," she said.\r\n\r\nThe well-heeled town of Aldeburgh has been accused of snobbery before. We have exposed them for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/asda-van-aldeburgh/">disguising Asda delivery vans as being from Harrods</a>, for having <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-tanks-resorts/">police tanks prevent commoners from reaching town</a>, and even a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/operation-bloomers-aldeburgh/">local police campaign to remove underwear from washing lines</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dad with tattoo evicted from Aldeburgh home', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'aldeburgh-home-tattoo', '', '', '2017-07-11 08:23:28', '2017-07-11 08:23:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7031', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7033, 1, '2017-07-10 10:24:09', '2017-07-10 10:24:09', '<strong>A young family has been evicted from their Aldeburgh home because the father was found to have a tattoo.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 37, kept quiet about the inked tribal-style image on his upper left arm when he signed up for a rental property near the posh town\'s seafront.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut residents were horrified when they spotted the tattoo while Mr Smith was washing his van wearing a vest.\r\n\r\nThey complained to the town council, and Mr Smith was given the option to remove the tattoo with laser treatment by the end of the month, or face eviction from the town.\r\n\r\nThe father of two refused to comply, and has now been forced out of his rented terraced home, which would have cost £750,000 on the open market, and moved to Ipswich instead.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t mind tattoos in Ipswich. In fact you look a bit odd there if you don\'t have one," Mr Smith, a builder, told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg" alt="Tribal tattoo" width="500" height="334" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7032" /></a><center><i>It\'s tattoo much: Mr Smith\'s arm went against Aldeburgh bylaws</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Aldeburgh Town Council confirmed: "Our bylaws clearly state that you are not allowed to display a tattoo in a public place.\r\n\r\n"They are tacky, ugly things designed purely for common people, and having them in a town like ours can only drag down our reputation.\r\n\r\n"If these people really want to live by the seaside, we suggest they move to Lowestoft instead, where they will feel completely at home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAldeburgh resident Margery Daw saw Mr Smith with his vest and was furious. "He was cleaning his white van - that\'s another thing that should be banned in Aldeburgh - and I saw the tattoo.\r\n\r\n"I was enraged, I felt physically sick, and it\'s all my friends have talked about at the golf club since."\r\n\r\nThe well-heeled town of Aldeburgh has been accused of a sense of snobbery before. We have exposed them for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/asda-van-aldeburgh/">disguising Asda delivery vans as being from Harrods</a>, for having <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-tanks-resorts/">police tanks prevent commoners from reaching town</a>, and even a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/operation-bloomers-aldeburgh/">local police campaign to remove underwear from washing lines</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dad with tattoo evicted from Aldeburgh home', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7031-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-10 10:24:09', '2017-07-10 10:24:09', '', 7031, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7031-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7034, 1, '2017-07-11 08:21:24', '2017-07-11 08:21:24', '<strong>A young family has been evicted from their Aldeburgh home because the father was found to have a tattoo.</strong>\n\nDave Smith, 37, kept quiet about the inked tribal-style image on his upper left arm when he signed up for a rental property near the posh town\'s seafront.\n\nBut residents were horrified when they spotted the tattoo while Mr Smith was washing his van while wearing a vest.\n\n\n\nThey complained to the town council, and Mr Smith was given the option to remove the tattoo with laser treatment by the end of the month, or face eviction from the town.\n\nThe father of two refused to comply, and has now been forced out of his rented terraced home, which would have cost £750,000 on the open market, and moved to Ipswich instead.\n\n"They don\'t mind tattoos in Ipswich. In fact you look a bit odd there if you don\'t have one," Mr Smith, a builder, told the Suffolk Gazette.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg" alt="Tribal tattoo" width="500" height="334" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7032" /></a><center><i>It\'s tattoo much: Mr Smith\'s arm went against Aldeburgh bylaws</center></i><br><br>\n\nA spokesman for Aldeburgh Town Council confirmed: "Our bylaws clearly state that you are not allowed to display a tattoo in a public place.\n\n"They are tacky, ugly things designed purely for common people, and having them in a town like ours can only drag down our reputation.\n\n"If these people really want to live by the seaside, we suggest they move to Lowestoft instead, where they will feel completely at home."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAldeburgh resident Margery Daw saw Mr Smith with his vest and was furious. "He was cleaning his white van - that\'s another thing that should be banned in Aldeburgh - and I saw the tattoo.\n\n"I was enraged, I felt physically sick, and it\'s all my friends have talked about at the golf club since."\n\nSuffolk tattoo artist Clare Philips said she had never done a tattoo for anyone from Aldeburgh. "They wou\n\nThe well-heeled town of Aldeburgh has been accused of snobbery before. We have exposed them for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/asda-van-aldeburgh/">disguising Asda delivery vans as being from Harrods</a>, for having <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-tanks-resorts/">police tanks prevent commoners from reaching town</a>, and even a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/operation-bloomers-aldeburgh/">local police campaign to remove underwear from washing lines</a>.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dad with tattoo evicted from Aldeburgh home', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7031-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 08:21:24', '2017-07-11 08:21:24', '', 7031, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7031-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7035, 1, '2017-07-10 10:28:49', '2017-07-10 10:28:49', '<strong>A young family has been evicted from their Aldeburgh home because the father was found to have a tattoo.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 37, kept quiet about the inked tribal-style image on his upper left arm when he signed up for a rental property near the posh town\'s seafront.\r\n\r\nBut residents were horrified when they spotted the tattoo while Mr Smith was washing his van while wearing a vest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey complained to the town council, and Mr Smith was given the option to remove the tattoo with laser treatment by the end of the month, or face eviction from the town.\r\n\r\nThe father of two refused to comply, and has now been forced out of his rented terraced home, which would have cost £750,000 on the open market, and moved to Ipswich instead.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t mind tattoos in Ipswich. In fact you look a bit odd there if you don\'t have one," Mr Smith, a builder, told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg" alt="Tribal tattoo" width="500" height="334" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7032" /></a><center><i>It\'s tattoo much: Mr Smith\'s arm went against Aldeburgh bylaws</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Aldeburgh Town Council confirmed: "Our bylaws clearly state that you are not allowed to display a tattoo in a public place.\r\n\r\n"They are tacky, ugly things designed purely for common people, and having them in a town like ours can only drag down our reputation.\r\n\r\n"If these people really want to live by the seaside, we suggest they move to Lowestoft instead, where they will feel completely at home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAldeburgh resident Margery Daw saw Mr Smith with his vest and was furious. "He was cleaning his white van - that\'s another thing that should be banned in Aldeburgh - and I saw the tattoo.\r\n\r\n"I was enraged, I felt physically sick, and it\'s all my friends have talked about at the golf club since."\r\n\r\nThe well-heeled town of Aldeburgh has been accused of snobbery before. We have exposed them for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/asda-van-aldeburgh/">disguising Asda delivery vans as being from Harrods</a>, for having <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-tanks-resorts/">police tanks prevent commoners from reaching town</a>, and even a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/operation-bloomers-aldeburgh/">local police campaign to remove underwear from washing lines</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dad with tattoo evicted from Aldeburgh home', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7031-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-10 10:28:49', '2017-07-10 10:28:49', '', 7031, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7031-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7036, 1, '2017-07-10 10:36:27', '2017-07-10 10:36:27', '<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/115098334" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:80.639731% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/115098334?et=pL4w1mchRQd06Fw_7YITug&viewMoreLink=off&sig=IxQWVDosf6amTD6YPQuaYZ3wzwBzKSre2IbGrwCd0zQ=" width="594" height="479" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice in Aldeburgh are using valuable manpower to remove unsightly underwear from elderly residents\' washing lines, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nOperation Bloomers was launched in secret last week following complaints that items of large undergarments, often quite old, were ruining the views across the posh seaside resort.\r\n\r\nA source at Suffolk Police said local commanders were using indecency laws as an excuse to rid the town of unpleasant underwear belonging to the ageing population, including huge brassieres, elasticated knickers, and gigantic bloomers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe police source said: "You should have seen some of the stuff put up unashamedly on washing lines. Not only was it horrible to look at, it was also dangerous. We\'ve had high winds recently, and two pairs of bloomers have come loose and taken off.\r\n\r\n"One landed on a passing motorist\'s windscreen and he had to make an emergency stop outside the Moot Hall, while the other got stuck on the roof of the lifeboat station. It\'s still there for all to see, as far as I know. It\'s no laughing matter because it looks like the RNLI has a rude new flag."\r\n\r\nResident Mavis Beavis, 83, was furious that police were wasting their time looking for old ladies\' underwear. "There are far more pressing matters for them to attend to, like parking issues on the High Street."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Caroline Farquhar-Smythe, who lives in London but has a second home in Aldeburgh, was all for the police clampdown. Speaking through the window of her Range Rover she cooed: "I was one of the people who complained to the police. I don\'t want to see underwear when I am out and about here. People should use their laundry rooms or pay a person to do it for them."\r\n\r\nOfficers confirmed the items were being confiscated, but could be reclaimed from the town\'s police station as long as individuals could prove they owned them.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Fury over Operation Bloomers police campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2576-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-10 10:36:27', '2017-07-10 10:36:27', '', 2576, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2576-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7037, 1, '2017-07-10 10:37:56', '2017-07-10 10:37:56', '<br><br>\n\n\n<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nPolice in Aldeburgh are using valuable manpower to remove unsightly underwear from elderly residents\' washing lines, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\n\nOperation Bloomers was launched in secret last week following complaints that items of large undergarments, often quite old, were ruining the views across the posh seaside resort.\n\nA source at Suffolk Police said local commanders were using indecency laws as an excuse to rid the town of unpleasant underwear belonging to the ageing population, including huge brassieres, elasticated knickers, and gigantic bloomers.\n\n\n\nThe police source said: "You should have seen some of the stuff put up unashamedly on washing lines. Not only was it horrible to look at, it was also dangerous. We\'ve had high winds recently, and two pairs of bloomers have come loose and taken off.\n\n"One landed on a passing motorist\'s windscreen and he had to make an emergency stop outside the Moot Hall, while the other got stuck on the roof of the lifeboat station. It\'s still there for all to see, as far as I know. It\'s no laughing matter because it looks like the RNLI has a rude new flag."\n\nResident Mavis Beavis, 83, was furious that police were wasting their time looking for old ladies\' underwear. "There are far more pressing matters for them to attend to, like parking issues on the High Street."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBut Caroline Farquhar-Smythe, who lives in London but has a second home in Aldeburgh, was all for the police clampdown. Speaking through the window of her Range Rover she cooed: "I was one of the people who complained to the police. I don\'t want to see underwear when I am out and about here. People should use their laundry rooms or pay a person to do it for them."\n\nOfficers confirmed the items were being confiscated, but could be reclaimed from the town\'s police station as long as individuals could prove they owned them.\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Fury over Operation Bloomers police campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2576-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-10 10:37:56', '2017-07-10 10:37:56', '', 2576, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2576-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7039, 1, '2017-07-10 10:39:01', '2017-07-10 10:39:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bloomers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bloomers.jpg" alt="Bloomers" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7038" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice in Aldeburgh are using valuable manpower to remove unsightly underwear from elderly residents\' washing lines, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nOperation Bloomers was launched in secret last week following complaints that items of large undergarments, often quite old, were ruining the views across the posh seaside resort.\r\n\r\nA source at Suffolk Police said local commanders were using indecency laws as an excuse to rid the town of unpleasant underwear belonging to the ageing population, including huge brassieres, elasticated knickers, and gigantic bloomers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe police source said: "You should have seen some of the stuff put up unashamedly on washing lines. Not only was it horrible to look at, it was also dangerous. We\'ve had high winds recently, and two pairs of bloomers have come loose and taken off.\r\n\r\n"One landed on a passing motorist\'s windscreen and he had to make an emergency stop outside the Moot Hall, while the other got stuck on the roof of the lifeboat station. It\'s still there for all to see, as far as I know. It\'s no laughing matter because it looks like the RNLI has a rude new flag."\r\n\r\nResident Mavis Beavis, 83, was furious that police were wasting their time looking for old ladies\' underwear. "There are far more pressing matters for them to attend to, like parking issues on the High Street."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Caroline Farquhar-Smythe, who lives in London but has a second home in Aldeburgh, was all for the police clampdown. Speaking through the window of her Range Rover she cooed: "I was one of the people who complained to the police. I don\'t want to see underwear when I am out and about here. People should use their laundry rooms or pay a person to do it for them."\r\n\r\nOfficers confirmed the items were being confiscated, but could be reclaimed from the town\'s police station as long as individuals could prove they owned them.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Fury over Operation Bloomers police campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2576-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-10 10:39:01', '2017-07-10 10:39:01', '', 2576, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2576-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7040, 1, '2017-07-10 10:43:01', '2017-07-10 10:43:01', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg" alt="Posh Asda van" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4899" /></a><i>The special Asda lorry delivering in Aldeburgh today</center></i><br><br>\n\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\n\nAsda is saving the blushes of posh customers in Aldeburgh - by using a special delivery van that looks like it comes from Harrods.\n\nSupermarket bosses realised online shoppers in the achingly upmarket seaside town would be horrified if their neighbours saw they shopped at Asda.\n\nSo they painted a delivery lorry using Harrods livery colours to make it seem all was well in the Edwardian town.\n\n\n\nThe cunning tactic has proved a hit for the store, which now has more than 50 regular customers who would not normally be seen dead buying from Asda, a chain that many in Aldeburgh regard simply  as a grubby convenience store for the working classes.\n\nAn Asda insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We spoke with Harrods before using their livery and they were cool about it. Now our Harrods-style Asda lorry makes trips every other day to Aldeburgh - and no-one realises the town is full of Asda online shoppers."\n\nOne shopper, who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals, said: "My rent is so high in Aldeburgh that I have no choice but to shop online at Asda. It\'s much cheaper than everywhere else. But I would be dreadfully embarrassed if an Asda van turned up, so this is a great initiative."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/asda-van-e1476528524154.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/asda-van-e1476528524154.jpg" alt="Not for Aldeburgh: a normal common Asda van" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4902" /></a><i>Not suitable for Aldeburgh: common Asda van</center></i><br><br>\n\nAsda offered Harrods a reciprocal deal in case any working class customers wanted to disguise their expensive Harrods delivery as an Asda one, but there were no takers.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Harrods-style Asda delivery van fools Aldeburgh toffs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4898-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-10 10:43:01', '2017-07-10 10:43:01', '', 4898, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4898-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7041, 1, '2017-07-10 10:43:06', '2017-07-10 10:43:06', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg" alt="Posh Asda van" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4899" /></a><i>The special Asda lorry delivering in Aldeburgh today</center></i><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nAsda is saving the blushes of posh customers in Aldeburgh - by using a special delivery van that looks like it comes from Harrods.</strong>\r\n\r\nSupermarket bosses realised online shoppers in the achingly upmarket seaside town would be horrified if their neighbours saw they shopped at Asda.\r\n\r\nSo they painted a delivery lorry using Harrods livery colours to make it seem all was well in the Edwardian town.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe cunning tactic has proved a hit for the store, which now has more than 50 regular customers who would not normally be seen dead buying from Asda, a chain that many in Aldeburgh regard simply  as a grubby convenience store for the working classes.\r\n\r\nAn Asda insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We spoke with Harrods before using their livery and they were cool about it. Now our Harrods-style Asda lorry makes trips every other day to Aldeburgh - and no-one realises the town is full of Asda online shoppers."\r\n\r\nOne shopper, who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals, said: "My rent is so high in Aldeburgh that I have no choice but to shop online at Asda. It\'s much cheaper than everywhere else. But I would be dreadfully embarrassed if an Asda van turned up, so this is a great initiative."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/asda-van-e1476528524154.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/asda-van-e1476528524154.jpg" alt="Not for Aldeburgh: a normal common Asda van" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4902" /></a><i>Not suitable for Aldeburgh: common Asda van</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsda offered Harrods a reciprocal deal in case any working class customers wanted to disguise their expensive Harrods delivery as an Asda one, but there were no takers.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Harrods-style Asda delivery van fools Aldeburgh toffs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4898-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-10 10:43:06', '2017-07-10 10:43:06', '', 4898, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4898-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7044, 1, '2017-07-11 08:21:59', '2017-07-11 08:21:59', '<strong>A young family has been evicted from their Aldeburgh home because the father was found to have a tattoo.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 37, kept quiet about the inked tribal-style image on his upper left arm when he signed up for a rental property near the posh town\'s seafront.\r\n\r\nBut residents were horrified when they spotted the tattoo while Mr Smith was washing his van while wearing a vest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey complained to the town council, and Mr Smith was given the option to remove the tattoo with laser treatment by the end of the month, or face eviction from the town.\r\n\r\nThe father of two refused to comply, and has now been forced out of his rented terraced home, which would have cost £750,000 on the open market, and moved to Ipswich instead.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t mind tattoos in Ipswich. In fact you look a bit odd there if you don\'t have one," Mr Smith, a builder, told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg" alt="Tribal tattoo" width="500" height="334" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7032" /></a><center><i>It\'s tattoo much: Mr Smith\'s arm went against Aldeburgh bylaws</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Aldeburgh Town Council confirmed: "Our bylaws clearly state that you are not allowed to display a tattoo in a public place.\r\n\r\n"They are tacky, ugly things designed purely for common people, and having them in a town like ours can only drag down our reputation.\r\n\r\n"If these people really want to live by the seaside, we suggest they move to Lowestoft instead, where they will feel completely at home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAldeburgh resident Margery Daw saw Mr Smith with his vest and was furious. "He was cleaning his white van - that\'s another thing that should be banned in Aldeburgh - and I saw the tattoo.\r\n\r\n"I was enraged, I felt physically sick, and it\'s all my friends have talked about at the golf club since."\r\n\r\nSuffolk tattoo artist Clare Philips said she had never done a tattoo for anyone from Aldeburgh. "They wouldn\'t be seen dead in my studio," she said.\r\n\r\nThe well-heeled town of Aldeburgh has been accused of snobbery before. We have exposed them for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/asda-van-aldeburgh/">disguising Asda delivery vans as being from Harrods</a>, for having <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-tanks-resorts/">police tanks prevent commoners from reaching town</a>, and even a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/operation-bloomers-aldeburgh/">local police campaign to remove underwear from washing lines</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dad with tattoo evicted from Aldeburgh home', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7031-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 08:21:59', '2017-07-11 08:21:59', '', 7031, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7031-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7045, 1, '2017-07-11 08:23:28', '2017-07-11 08:23:28', '<strong>A young family has been evicted from their Aldeburgh home because the father was found to have a tattoo.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 37, kept quiet about the inked tribal-style image on his upper left arm when he signed up for a rental property near the posh town\'s seafront.\r\n\r\nBut residents were horrified when they spotted the tattoo while Mr Smith was washing his van while wearing a vest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey complained to the town council, and Mr Smith was given the option to remove the tattoo with laser treatment by the end of the month, or face eviction from the town.\r\n\r\nThe father of two refused to comply, and has now been forced out of his rented terraced home, which would have cost £750,000 on the open market, and moved to Ipswich instead.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t mind tattoos in Ipswich. In fact you look a bit odd there if you don\'t have one," Mr Smith, a builder, told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tattoo.jpg" alt="Tribal tattoo" width="500" height="334" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7032" /></a><center><i>It\'s tattoo much: Mr Smith\'s arm went against Aldeburgh bylaws</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Aldeburgh Town Council confirmed: "Our bylaws clearly state that you are not allowed to display a tattoo in a public place.\r\n\r\n"They are tacky, ugly things designed purely for common people, and having them in a town like ours can only drag down our reputation.\r\n\r\n"If these people really want to live by the seaside, we suggest they move to Lowestoft instead, where they will feel completely at home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAldeburgh resident Margery Daw saw Mr Smith with his vest and was furious. "He was cleaning his white van - that\'s another thing that should be banned in Aldeburgh - and I saw the tattoo.\r\n\r\n"I was enraged, I felt physically sick, and it\'s all my friends have talked about at the golf club since."\r\n\r\nSuffolk tattoo artist Clare Phillips said she had never done a tattoo for anyone from Aldeburgh. "They wouldn\'t be seen dead in my studio," she said.\r\n\r\nThe well-heeled town of Aldeburgh has been accused of snobbery before. We have exposed them for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/asda-van-aldeburgh/">disguising Asda delivery vans as being from Harrods</a>, for having <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-tanks-resorts/">police tanks prevent commoners from reaching town</a>, and even a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/operation-bloomers-aldeburgh/">local police campaign to remove underwear from washing lines</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dad with tattoo evicted from Aldeburgh home', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7031-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 08:23:28', '2017-07-11 08:23:28', '', 7031, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7031-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7046, 1, '2017-07-11 09:04:32', '2017-07-11 09:04:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sandwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sandwich.jpg" alt="Sandwich" width="960" height="542" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7047" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe rural county of Norfolk has caused outrage throughout Britain by claiming the sole rights to producing the humble sandwich.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncil leaders insist only the Norfolk Sandwich can be sold in UK shops, and have applied to the EU for a Protected Designation Origin Order (PDO).\r\n\r\nA statement said the tasty bread-enclosed convenience snack is quite clearly a local invention "because Norfolk has been so in bread for generations".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe EU issues PDOs for local foodstuffs to prevent copycat enterprises stealing the heritage.\r\n\r\nThere are more than 70 orders in the UK, including protection for the Melton Mowbray Pie, Cornish pasties, Whitstable oysters, Scotch beef and Jersey royal potatoes.\r\n\r\nBut an EU insider said Norfolk may struggle in its claim to the sandwich.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "The application claims everyone in Norfolk is in bread, but this is clearly a typo, so we expect this case to be thrown out.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk County Council leader Bubba Spuckler, who runs a smallholding near Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We are in bread in a big way. We demand only Norfolk businesses be allowed to sell a sandwich."\r\n\r\nTraditionally it is said the sandwich was, in fact, invented by John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich (1718-1792), a British statesman and notorious profligate and gambler. He allegedly was the first to stuff some meat inside two bits of bread in order to eat without having to leave the gaming table.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk seeks naming rights to the sandwich', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-sandwich', '', '', '2017-07-11 09:07:44', '2017-07-11 09:07:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7046', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7048, 1, '2017-07-11 09:04:32', '2017-07-11 09:04:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sandwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sandwich.jpg" alt="Sandwich" width="960" height="542" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7047" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe rural county of Norfolk has caused outrage throughout Britain by claiming the sole rights to producing the humble sandwich.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncil leaders insist only the Norfolk Sandwich can be sold in UK shops, and have applied to the EU for a Protected Designation Origin Order (PDO).\r\n\r\nA statement said the tasty bread-enclosed convenience snack quite clearly a local invention "because Norfolk has been so in bread for generations".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe EU issues PDOs for local foodstuffs to prevent copycat enterprises stealing the heritage.\r\n\r\nThere are more than 70 orders in the UK, including protection for the Melton Mowbray Pie, Cornish pasties, Whitstable oysters, Scotch beef, Jersey royal potato.\r\n\r\nBut an EU insider said Norfolk may struggle in its claim to the sandwich.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "The application claims everyone in Norfolk is in bread, but this is clearly a typo, so we expect this case to be thrown out.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk County Council leader Bubba Spuckler, who runs a smallholding near Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We are in bread in a big way. We demand only Norfolk businesses be allowed to sell a sandwich."\r\n\r\nTraditionally it is said the sandwich was, in fact, invented by John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich (1718-1792), a British statesman and notorious profligate and gambler. He allegedly was the first to stuff some meat inside two bits of bread in order to eat without having to leave the gaming table.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk seeks naming rights to the sandwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7046-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 09:04:32', '2017-07-11 09:04:32', '', 7046, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7046-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7049, 1, '2017-07-11 09:06:00', '2017-07-11 09:06:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sandwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sandwich.jpg" alt="Sandwich" width="960" height="542" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7047" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe rural county of Norfolk has caused outrage throughout Britain by claiming the sole rights to producing the humble sandwich.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncil leaders insist only the Norfolk Sandwich can be sold in UK shops, and have applied to the EU for a Protected Designation Origin Order (PDO).\r\n\r\nA statement said the tasty bread-enclosed convenience snack is quite clearly a local invention "because Norfolk has been so in bread for generations".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe EU issues PDOs for local foodstuffs to prevent copycat enterprises stealing the heritage.\r\n\r\nThere are more than 70 orders in the UK, including protection for the Melton Mowbray Pie, Cornish pasties, Whitstable oysters, Scotch beef, Jersey royal potato.\r\n\r\nBut an EU insider said Norfolk may struggle in its claim to the sandwich.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "The application claims everyone in Norfolk is in bread, but this is clearly a typo, so we expect this case to be thrown out.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk County Council leader Bubba Spuckler, who runs a smallholding near Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We are in bread in a big way. We demand only Norfolk businesses be allowed to sell a sandwich."\r\n\r\nTraditionally it is said the sandwich was, in fact, invented by John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich (1718-1792), a British statesman and notorious profligate and gambler. He allegedly was the first to stuff some meat inside two bits of bread in order to eat without having to leave the gaming table.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk seeks naming rights to the sandwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7046-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 09:06:00', '2017-07-11 09:06:00', '', 7046, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7046-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7050, 1, '2017-07-11 09:06:42', '2017-07-11 09:06:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sandwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sandwich.jpg" alt="Sandwich" width="960" height="542" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7047" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe rural county of Norfolk has caused outrage throughout Britain by claiming the sole rights to producing the humble sandwich.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncil leaders insist only the Norfolk Sandwich can be sold in UK shops, and have applied to the EU for a Protected Designation Origin Order (PDO).\r\n\r\nA statement said the tasty bread-enclosed convenience snack is quite clearly a local invention "because Norfolk has been so in bread for generations".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe EU issues PDOs for local foodstuffs to prevent copycat enterprises stealing the heritage.\r\n\r\nThere are more than 70 orders in the UK, including protection for the Melton Mowbray Pie, Cornish pasties, Whitstable oysters, Scotch beef and Jersey royal potatoes.\r\n\r\nBut an EU insider said Norfolk may struggle in its claim to the sandwich.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "The application claims everyone in Norfolk is in bread, but this is clearly a typo, so we expect this case to be thrown out.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNorfolk County Council leader Bubba Spuckler, who runs a smallholding near Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We are in bread in a big way. We demand only Norfolk businesses be allowed to sell a sandwich."\r\n\r\nTraditionally it is said the sandwich was, in fact, invented by John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich (1718-1792), a British statesman and notorious profligate and gambler. He allegedly was the first to stuff some meat inside two bits of bread in order to eat without having to leave the gaming table.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Norfolk seeks naming rights to the sandwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7046-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 09:06:42', '2017-07-11 09:06:42', '', 7046, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7046-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7051, 1, '2017-07-11 11:12:42', '2017-07-11 11:12:42', 'Sprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.\r\n\r\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFit as a fiddle, Mabel only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\r\n\r\nShe sad: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a><i>Cheers: Mabel still enjoys six gins a day as she turns 100</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even knows how many bottles she had got through in that time.\r\n\r\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I always have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every Wednesday from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started. That\'s quite an achievement!"\r\n\r\nMabel was married for 55 years to her childhood sweetheart Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even three great-grandchildren.\r\n\r\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G & T," she said.\r\n\r\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, of Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Six gins a day is secret to long life says Mabel, 100', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3838-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 11:12:42', '2017-07-11 11:12:42', '', 3838, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3838-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7052, 1, '2017-07-11 11:18:33', '2017-07-11 11:18:33', '<strong>Sprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.</strong>\r\n\r\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFit as a fiddle, Mabel only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\r\n\r\nShe sad: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a><i>Cheers: Mabel still enjoys six gins a day as she turns 100</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even knows how many bottles she had got through in that time.\r\n\r\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I always have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every Wednesday from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started. That\'s quite an achievement!"\r\n\r\nMabel was married for 55 years to her childhood sweetheart Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even three great-grandchildren.\r\n\r\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G & T," she said.\r\n\r\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, of Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Six gins a day is secret to long life says Mabel, 100', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3838-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 11:18:33', '2017-07-11 11:18:33', '', 3838, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3838-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7053, 1, '2017-07-11 18:08:01', '2017-07-11 18:08:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/virginia-wade.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/virginia-wade.jpg" alt="Virginia Wade" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7054" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Wimbledon champion Virginia Wade says it\'s about bloody time that another Brit - Jo Konta - made it to the tournament\'s semi-final stages.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo British woman has reached the last four since Wade in 1978, the year after her famous victory in the Queen\'s Jubilee Year.\r\n\r\nAnd Wade, 72, was fed up with waiting, suspecting she might have to come out of retirement to give the Brits a chance.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Each year at Wimbledon, Virginia would watch dejectedly as British contender after British contender failed to trouble the later rounds.\r\n\r\n"Finally, Konta\'s quarter-final win today against Simona Halep means Virginia can be left in peace every July."\r\n\r\nKonta won her thrilling match 6-7, 7-6, 6-4 in front an ecstatic Centre Court home crowd, many of whom expected it would be another 39 years before a British woman makes it to the semis again.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'It\'s about bloody time, says Virginia Wade', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'virginia-wade', '', '', '2017-07-14 08:12:18', '2017-07-14 08:12:18', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7053', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7055, 1, '2017-07-11 18:08:01', '2017-07-11 18:08:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/virginia-wade.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/virginia-wade.jpg" alt="Virginia Wade" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7054" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Wimbledon champion Virginia Wade says it\'s about bloody time that another Brit - Johanna Konta - made it to the tournament\'s semi-final stages.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo British woman has reached the last four since Wade in 1978, the year after her famous victory in the Queen\'s Jubilee Year.\r\n\r\nAnd Wade, 72, was fed up with waiting, suspecting she might have to come out of retirement to give the Brits a chance.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Each year at Wimbledon Virginia would watch dejectedly as British contender after British contender failed to trouble the later rounds.\r\n\r\n"Finally, Konta\'s quarter-final win today against Simona Halep means Virginia can be left in peace every July."\r\n\r\nKonta won her thrilling match 6-7, 7-6, 6-4 in front an ecstatic Centre Court home crowd, many of whom expected it will be another 39 years before a British woman makes it to the semis.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'It\'s about bloody time, says Virginia Wade', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7053-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 18:08:01', '2017-07-11 18:08:01', '', 7053, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7053-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7056, 1, '2017-07-11 18:08:52', '2017-07-11 18:08:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/virginia-wade.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/virginia-wade.jpg" alt="Virginia Wade" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7054" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Wimbledon champion Virginia Wade says it\'s about bloody time that another Brit - Johanna Konta - made it to the tournament\'s semi-final stages.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo British woman has reached the last four since Wade in 1978, the year after her famous victory in the Queen\'s Jubilee Year.\r\n\r\nAnd Wade, 72, was fed up with waiting, suspecting she might have to come out of retirement to give the Brits a chance.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Each year at Wimbledon, Virginia would watch dejectedly as British contender after British contender failed to trouble the later rounds.\r\n\r\n"Finally, Konta\'s quarter-final win today against Simona Halep means Virginia can be left in peace every July."\r\n\r\nKonta won her thrilling match 6-7, 7-6, 6-4 in front an ecstatic Centre Court home crowd, many of whom expected it will be another 39 years before a British woman makes it to the semis.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'It\'s about bloody time, says Virginia Wade', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7053-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 18:08:52', '2017-07-11 18:08:52', '', 7053, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7053-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7057, 1, '2017-07-11 18:09:35', '2017-07-11 18:09:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/virginia-wade.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/virginia-wade.jpg" alt="Virginia Wade" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7054" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Wimbledon champion Virginia Wade says it\'s about bloody time that another Brit - Johanna Konta - made it to the tournament\'s semi-final stages.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo British woman has reached the last four since Wade in 1978, the year after her famous victory in the Queen\'s Jubilee Year.\r\n\r\nAnd Wade, 72, was fed up with waiting, suspecting she might have to come out of retirement to give the Brits a chance.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Each year at Wimbledon, Virginia would watch dejectedly as British contender after British contender failed to trouble the later rounds.\r\n\r\n"Finally, Konta\'s quarter-final win today against Simona Halep means Virginia can be left in peace every July."\r\n\r\nKonta won her thrilling match 6-7, 7-6, 6-4 in front an ecstatic Centre Court home crowd, many of whom expected it would be another 39 years before a British woman makes it to the semis again.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'It\'s about bloody time, says Virginia Wade', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7053-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 18:09:35', '2017-07-11 18:09:35', '', 7053, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7053-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7058, 1, '2017-07-11 18:14:23', '2017-07-11 18:14:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/virginia-wade.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/virginia-wade.jpg" alt="Virginia Wade" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7054" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Former Wimbledon champion Virginia Wade says it\'s about bloody time that another Brit - Jo Konta - made it to the tournament\'s semi-final stages.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo British woman has reached the last four since Wade in 1978, the year after her famous victory in the Queen\'s Jubilee Year.\r\n\r\nAnd Wade, 72, was fed up with waiting, suspecting she might have to come out of retirement to give the Brits a chance.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Each year at Wimbledon, Virginia would watch dejectedly as British contender after British contender failed to trouble the later rounds.\r\n\r\n"Finally, Konta\'s quarter-final win today against Simona Halep means Virginia can be left in peace every July."\r\n\r\nKonta won her thrilling match 6-7, 7-6, 6-4 in front an ecstatic Centre Court home crowd, many of whom expected it would be another 39 years before a British woman makes it to the semis again.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'It\'s about bloody time, says Virginia Wade', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7053-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-11 18:14:23', '2017-07-11 18:14:23', '', 7053, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7053-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7059, 1, '2017-07-12 09:54:21', '2017-07-12 09:54:21', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cattle-trough.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cattle-trough.jpg" alt="Cattle trough" width="619" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7060" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The refurbishment of Ipswich railway station was completed today when long-awaited cattle troughs and feeders were installed for passengers.</strong>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia described the equipment as perfect for commuters who are used to cramming onto trains in order to travel to and from London each day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThree cattle troughs have been set up - two on platform 2 and one on platform 3 - and a feeder is now on the main concourse.\r\n\r\nPassenger Roy Everett, 27, from Ipswich, said: "We are treated like cattle on the commute, so it is kind of Greater Anglia to think of our well-being at the station while we wait for the train. Sometimes it is a long wait, after  all."\r\n\r\nThe units (<em>one of them pictured above</em>) were built on a farm near Westerfield and purchased for just £25,000 each.\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Our critics claim unfairly that it is our management who have their snouts in the trough, a cruel reference to them greedily taking so much money from hard-working passengers.\r\n\r\n"But in fact it is those very passengers we are looking after with these feeding stations. Being herded about like cattle is not too bad when you get free refreshment services like this."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDuring peak hours, when passengers are routinely standing all the way home from London, the cattle feeders and troughs at the station will be refilled regularly.\r\n\r\n"This means when they are herded off the train, all tired, grumpy and sweaty, they can grab a free drink from one of the troughs or even some free food from the feeder," said the Greater Anglia insider.\r\n\r\nFormer Ipswich MP Ben Gummer had approved the cattle-trough-and-feeder plan - but he is now out of a job and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ben-gummer-mcdonalds/">working at McDonalds</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Commuters get cattle troughs and feeder at Ipswich station', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cattle-troughs', '', '', '2017-07-12 09:56:46', '2017-07-12 09:56:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7059', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7060, 1, '2017-07-12 09:34:17', '2017-07-12 09:34:17', 'Catt;le trough and feeder installed at Ipswich railway station', 'cattle trough', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cattle-trough', '', '', '2017-07-12 09:34:53', '2017-07-12 09:34:53', '', 7059, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cattle-trough.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7061, 1, '2017-07-12 09:54:21', '2017-07-12 09:54:21', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cattle-trough.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cattle-trough.jpg" alt="Cattle trough" width="619" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7060" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The refurbishment of Ipswich railway station was completed today when long-awaited cattle troughs and feeders were installed for passengers.</strong>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia described the equipment as perfect for commuters who are used to cramming onto trains in order to travel to and from London each day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThree cattle troughs have been set up - two on platform 2 and one on platform 3 - and a feeder is now on the main concourse.\r\n\r\nPassenger Roy Everett, 27, from Ipswich, said: "We are treated like cattle on the commute, so it is kind of Greater Anglia to think of our well-being at the station while we wait for the train. Sometimes it is a long wait, after  all."\r\n\r\nThe units (<em>one of them pictured above</em>) were built on a farm near Westerfield and purchased for just £25,000 each.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Our critics unfairly claim it is our management who have their snouts in the trough, a cruel reference to them greedily taking so much money from hard-working passengers.\r\n\r\n"But in fact it is those very passengers we are looking after with these feeding stations. Being herded about like cattle is not too bad when you get free refreshment services like this."\r\n\r\nDuring peak hours, when passengers are routinely standing all the way home from London, the cattle feeders and troughs at the station will be refilled regularly.\r\n\r\n"This means when they are herded off the train, all tired, grumpy and sweaty, they can grab a free drink from one of the troughs or even some free food from the feeder," said the Greater Anglia insider.\r\n\r\nFormer Ipswich MP Ben Gummer had approved the cattle-trough-and-feeder plan - but he is now out of a job and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ben-gummer-mcdonalds/">working at McDonalds</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Commuters get cattle troughs and feeders at Ipswich station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7059-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-12 09:54:21', '2017-07-12 09:54:21', '', 7059, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7059-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7062, 1, '2017-07-12 09:55:41', '2017-07-12 09:55:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cattle-trough.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cattle-trough.jpg" alt="Cattle trough" width="619" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7060" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The refurbishment of Ipswich railway station was completed today when long-awaited cattle troughs and feeders were installed for passengers.</strong>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia described the equipment as perfect for commuters who are used to cramming onto trains in order to travel to and from London each day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThree cattle troughs have been set up - two on platform 2 and one on platform 3 - and a feeder is now on the main concourse.\r\n\r\nPassenger Roy Everett, 27, from Ipswich, said: "We are treated like cattle on the commute, so it is kind of Greater Anglia to think of our well-being at the station while we wait for the train. Sometimes it is a long wait, after  all."\r\n\r\nThe units (<em>one of them pictured above</em>) were built on a farm near Westerfield and purchased for just £25,000 each.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Our critics unfairly claim it is our management who have their snouts in the trough, a cruel reference to them greedily taking so much money from hard-working passengers.\r\n\r\n"But in fact it is those very passengers we are looking after with these feeding stations. Being herded about like cattle is not too bad when you get free refreshment services like this."\r\n\r\nDuring peak hours, when passengers are routinely standing all the way home from London, the cattle feeders and troughs at the station will be refilled regularly.\r\n\r\n"This means when they are herded off the train, all tired, grumpy and sweaty, they can grab a free drink from one of the troughs or even some free food from the feeder," said the Greater Anglia insider.\r\n\r\nFormer Ipswich MP Ben Gummer had approved the cattle-trough-and-feeder plan - but he is now out of a job and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ben-gummer-mcdonalds/">working at McDonalds</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Commuters get cattle troughs and feeder at Ipswich station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7059-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-12 09:55:41', '2017-07-12 09:55:41', '', 7059, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7059-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7063, 1, '2017-07-12 09:56:11', '2017-07-12 09:56:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cattle-trough.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cattle-trough.jpg" alt="Cattle trough" width="619" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7060" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The refurbishment of Ipswich railway station was completed today when long-awaited cattle troughs and feeders were installed for passengers.</strong>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia described the equipment as perfect for commuters who are used to cramming onto trains in order to travel to and from London each day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThree cattle troughs have been set up - two on platform 2 and one on platform 3 - and a feeder is now on the main concourse.\r\n\r\nPassenger Roy Everett, 27, from Ipswich, said: "We are treated like cattle on the commute, so it is kind of Greater Anglia to think of our well-being at the station while we wait for the train. Sometimes it is a long wait, after  all."\r\n\r\nThe units (<em>one of them pictured above</em>) were built on a farm near Westerfield and purchased for just £25,000 each.\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Our critics unfairly claim it is our management who have their snouts in the trough, a cruel reference to them greedily taking so much money from hard-working passengers.\r\n\r\n"But in fact it is those very passengers we are looking after with these feeding stations. Being herded about like cattle is not too bad when you get free refreshment services like this."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDuring peak hours, when passengers are routinely standing all the way home from London, the cattle feeders and troughs at the station will be refilled regularly.\r\n\r\n"This means when they are herded off the train, all tired, grumpy and sweaty, they can grab a free drink from one of the troughs or even some free food from the feeder," said the Greater Anglia insider.\r\n\r\nFormer Ipswich MP Ben Gummer had approved the cattle-trough-and-feeder plan - but he is now out of a job and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ben-gummer-mcdonalds/">working at McDonalds</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Commuters get cattle troughs and feeder at Ipswich station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7059-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-12 09:56:11', '2017-07-12 09:56:11', '', 7059, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7059-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7064, 1, '2017-07-12 09:56:46', '2017-07-12 09:56:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cattle-trough.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cattle-trough.jpg" alt="Cattle trough" width="619" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7060" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The refurbishment of Ipswich railway station was completed today when long-awaited cattle troughs and feeders were installed for passengers.</strong>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia described the equipment as perfect for commuters who are used to cramming onto trains in order to travel to and from London each day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThree cattle troughs have been set up - two on platform 2 and one on platform 3 - and a feeder is now on the main concourse.\r\n\r\nPassenger Roy Everett, 27, from Ipswich, said: "We are treated like cattle on the commute, so it is kind of Greater Anglia to think of our well-being at the station while we wait for the train. Sometimes it is a long wait, after  all."\r\n\r\nThe units (<em>one of them pictured above</em>) were built on a farm near Westerfield and purchased for just £25,000 each.\r\n\r\nA Greater Anglia insider said: "Our critics claim unfairly that it is our management who have their snouts in the trough, a cruel reference to them greedily taking so much money from hard-working passengers.\r\n\r\n"But in fact it is those very passengers we are looking after with these feeding stations. Being herded about like cattle is not too bad when you get free refreshment services like this."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDuring peak hours, when passengers are routinely standing all the way home from London, the cattle feeders and troughs at the station will be refilled regularly.\r\n\r\n"This means when they are herded off the train, all tired, grumpy and sweaty, they can grab a free drink from one of the troughs or even some free food from the feeder," said the Greater Anglia insider.\r\n\r\nFormer Ipswich MP Ben Gummer had approved the cattle-trough-and-feeder plan - but he is now out of a job and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ben-gummer-mcdonalds/">working at McDonalds</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Commuters get cattle troughs and feeder at Ipswich station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7059-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-12 09:56:46', '2017-07-12 09:56:46', '', 7059, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7059-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7065, 1, '2017-07-13 08:30:29', '2017-07-13 08:30:29', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg" alt="Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7066" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen has offered the Suffolk port of Lowestoft to Spain - if they agree Gibraltar should remain a British territory.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt a state banquet at Buckingham Palace last night, she told King Felipe of Spain that Lowestoft was a key gateway to the North Sea, and a fair swap for Gibraltar\'s prime spot between the Atlantic and the Mediterranean.\r\n\r\nKing Felipe asked his aides to review the town, and was impressed to learn it is Britain\'s most easterly point, a nice reflection of Gibraltar\'s spot on the southern tip of Spain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut it is feared he may now send ambassadors to the Suffolk town, who will very quickly realise that Lowestoft is not quite the jewel in the crown that Her Majesty was portraying.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "Gibraltar has glorious weather, warm blue seas, and a tremendous culture with loads of history.\r\n\r\n"Lowestoft is gloomy, the sea is grey, it is full of charity shops and its only cultural high point was being the home town of rockers The Darkness.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestoft&#039;s Claremont Pier" width="640" height="425" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7067" /></a><center><em>Lowestoft: could Spain take over? (Photo: Steve Daniels, <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/">CC2.0</a>)</em></center>\r\n\r\n"The Queen is not confident that the Spaniards will go for the deal - she is probably more concerned about being told she has to keep Lowestoft herself. Nobody really wants it."  \r\n\r\nGibraltar has been a thorny issue with the Spanish ever since it was ceded to the British in 1713. Both countries have been arguing ever since, with regular skirmishes between naval vessels off the Rock.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe territory, which is only 6.8 square kilometres and has its own airport, has a population of 32,000, less than half that of Lowestoft, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed recently <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lowestoft-city-of-culture/">was going for City of Culture status</a>.\r\n\r\nBut the two places do have one thing in common - they both have hundreds of apes who roam around stealing things from tourists.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain in order to keep Gibraltar', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'queen-lowestoft-gibraltar', '', '', '2018-11-23 09:00:47', '2018-11-23 09:00:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7065', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7066, 1, '2017-07-13 07:58:24', '2017-07-13 07:58:24', 'The Queen has offered the King of Spain Lowestoft if he lets Britain keep Gibraltar', 'lowestoft gibraltar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'lowestoft-gibraltar', '', '', '2017-07-13 07:59:07', '2017-07-13 07:59:07', '', 7065, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7067, 1, '2017-07-13 08:13:39', '2017-07-13 08:13:39', '', 'lowestoft', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'lowestoft-2', '', '', '2017-07-13 08:14:20', '2017-07-13 08:14:20', '', 7065, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7068, 1, '2017-07-13 08:30:29', '2017-07-13 08:30:29', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg" alt="Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7066" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen has offered the Suffolk port of Lowestoft to Spain - if they agree Gibraltar should remain a British territory.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt a state banquet at Buckingham Palace last night, she told King Felipe of Spain that Lowestoft was a key gateway to the North Sea, and a fair swap for Gibraltar\'s prime spot between the Atlantic and the Mediterranean.\r\n\r\nKing Felipe asked his aides to review the town, and was impressed to learn it is Britain\'s most easterly point, a nice reflection of Gibraltar\'s spot on the southern tip of Spain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut is feared he may now send ambassadors to the Suffolk town, who will very quickly realise that Lowestoft is not quite the jewel in the crown that Her Majesty was portraying.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "Gibraltar has glorious weather, warm blue seas, and a tremendous culture with loads of history.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestoft&#039;s Claremont Pier" width="640" height="425" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7067" /></a><center><i>Lowestoft: could Spain take over? (Photo: Steve Daniels, <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/">CC2.0</a>)</i></center>\r\n\r\n"Lowestoft is gloomy, the sea is grey, it is full of charity shops and its only cultural high point was being the home town of rockers The Darkness.\r\n\r\n"The Queen is not confident that the Spaniards will go for the deal - she is probably more concerned about being told she has to keep Lowestoft herself. Nobody really wants it."  \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nGibraltar has been a thorny issue with the Spanish ever since it was ceded to the British in 1713. Both countries have been arguing ever since, with regular skirmishes between naval vessels off the Rock.\r\n\r\nThe territory, which is only 6.8 square kilometres and has its own airport, has a population of 32,000, less than half that of Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nBut the two places do have one thing in common - they both have hundreds of apes who roam around stealing things from tourists.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain in order to keep Gibraltar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7065-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-13 08:30:29', '2017-07-13 08:30:29', '', 7065, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7069, 1, '2017-07-13 20:33:12', '2017-07-13 20:33:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg" alt="Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7066" /></a><br><br>\n<strong>\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\n\nThe Queen has offered the Suffolk port of Lowestoft to Spain - if they agree Gibraltar should remain a British territory.</strong>\n\nAt a state banquet at Buckingham Palace last night, she told King Felipe of Spain that Lowestoft was a key gateway to the North Sea, and a fair swap for Gibraltar\'s prime spot between the Atlantic and the Mediterranean.\n\nKing Felipe asked his aides to review the town, and was impressed to learn it is Britain\'s most easterly point, a nice reflection of Gibraltar\'s spot on the southern tip of Spain.\n\n\n\nBut it is feared he may now send ambassadors to the Suffolk town, who will very quickly realise that Lowestoft is not quite the jewel in the crown that Her Majesty was portraying.\n\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "Gibraltar has glorious weather, warm blue seas, and a tremendous culture with loads of history.\n\n"Lowestoft is gloomy, the sea is grey, it is full of charity shops and its only cultural high point was being the home town of rockers The Darkness.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestoft&#039;s Claremont Pier" width="640" height="425" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7067" /></a><center><i>Lowestoft: could Spain take over? (Photo: Steve Daniels, <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/">CC2.0</a>)</i></center>\n\n"The Queen is not confident that the Spaniards will go for the deal - she is probably more concerned about being told she has to keep Lowestoft herself. Nobody really wants it."  \n\nGibraltar has been a thorny issue with the Spanish ever since it was ceded to the British in 1713. Both countries have been arguing ever since, with regular skirmishes between naval vessels off the Rock.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe territory, which is only 6.8 square kilometres and has its own airport, has a population of 32,000, less than half that of Lowestoft, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed recently was going for City of Culture staus.\n\nBut the two places do have one thing in common - they both have hundreds of apes who roam around stealing things from tourists.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain in order to keep Gibraltar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7065-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-13 20:33:12', '2017-07-13 20:33:12', '', 7065, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7065-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7070, 1, '2017-07-13 08:33:06', '2017-07-13 08:33:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg" alt="Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7066" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen has offered the Suffolk port of Lowestoft to Spain - if they agree Gibraltar should remain a British territory.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt a state banquet at Buckingham Palace last night, she told King Felipe of Spain that Lowestoft was a key gateway to the North Sea, and a fair swap for Gibraltar\'s prime spot between the Atlantic and the Mediterranean.\r\n\r\nKing Felipe asked his aides to review the town, and was impressed to learn it is Britain\'s most easterly point, a nice reflection of Gibraltar\'s spot on the southern tip of Spain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut is feared he may now send ambassadors to the Suffolk town, who will very quickly realise that Lowestoft is not quite the jewel in the crown that Her Majesty was portraying.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "Gibraltar has glorious weather, warm blue seas, and a tremendous culture with loads of history.\r\n\r\n"Lowestoft is gloomy, the sea is grey, it is full of charity shops and its only cultural high point was being the home town of rockers The Darkness.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestoft&#039;s Claremont Pier" width="640" height="425" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7067" /></a><center><i>Lowestoft: could Spain take over? (Photo: Steve Daniels, <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/">CC2.0</a>)</i></center>\r\n\r\n"The Queen is not confident that the Spaniards will go for the deal - she is probably more concerned about being told she has to keep Lowestoft herself. Nobody really wants it."  \r\n\r\nGibraltar has been a thorny issue with the Spanish ever since it was ceded to the British in 1713. Both countries have been arguing ever since, with regular skirmishes between naval vessels off the Rock.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe territory, which is only 6.8 square kilometres and has its own airport, has a population of 32,000, less than half that of Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nBut the two places do have one thing in common - they both have hundreds of apes who roam around stealing things from tourists.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain in order to keep Gibraltar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7065-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-13 08:33:06', '2017-07-13 08:33:06', '', 7065, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7071, 1, '2017-07-13 09:04:42', '2017-07-13 09:04:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg" alt="Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7066" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen has offered the Suffolk port of Lowestoft to Spain - if they agree Gibraltar should remain a British territory.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt a state banquet at Buckingham Palace last night, she told King Felipe of Spain that Lowestoft was a key gateway to the North Sea, and a fair swap for Gibraltar\'s prime spot between the Atlantic and the Mediterranean.\r\n\r\nKing Felipe asked his aides to review the town, and was impressed to learn it is Britain\'s most easterly point, a nice reflection of Gibraltar\'s spot on the southern tip of Spain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut it is feared he may now send ambassadors to the Suffolk town, who will very quickly realise that Lowestoft is not quite the jewel in the crown that Her Majesty was portraying.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "Gibraltar has glorious weather, warm blue seas, and a tremendous culture with loads of history.\r\n\r\n"Lowestoft is gloomy, the sea is grey, it is full of charity shops and its only cultural high point was being the home town of rockers The Darkness.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestoft&#039;s Claremont Pier" width="640" height="425" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7067" /></a><center><i>Lowestoft: could Spain take over? (Photo: Steve Daniels, <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/">CC2.0</a>)</i></center>\r\n\r\n"The Queen is not confident that the Spaniards will go for the deal - she is probably more concerned about being told she has to keep Lowestoft herself. Nobody really wants it."  \r\n\r\nGibraltar has been a thorny issue with the Spanish ever since it was ceded to the British in 1713. Both countries have been arguing ever since, with regular skirmishes between naval vessels off the Rock.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe territory, which is only 6.8 square kilometres and has its own airport, has a population of 32,000, less than half that of Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nBut the two places do have one thing in common - they both have hundreds of apes who roam around stealing things from tourists.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain in order to keep Gibraltar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7065-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-13 09:04:42', '2017-07-13 09:04:42', '', 7065, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7072, 1, '2017-07-13 09:07:09', '2017-07-13 09:07:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/artisan-gin.jpg" alt="Artisan gin menu" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6989" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A customer has found the only pub in Suffolk that does not have a pretentious artisan gin menu, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAllison Hughes, 27, stumbled across the Horse and Hound in Woodbridge and was delighted to see only normal gin behind the bar.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"Suffolk\'s publicans seem to think we all want fancy artisan gin with twatty names and bizarre ingredients dreamt up by hipsters who wear no socks and grow silly moustaches.\r\n\r\n"If I want a gin and tonic I am happy to buy one of the well-known brands behind the bar, mainly because I am desperate for a drink and all gins taste the same anyway.\r\n\r\n"I do not want to spend 30 minutes staring at a grandiose gin menu with 40 choices, fretting over whether to have <em>Poetic Whimsy</em> with locally-foraged botanicals, or <em>Parson\'s Nostril</em> with sweet pepper and wild horseradish."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe landlord of the Horse and Hound said: "We had one of those hipster types in here the other day wearing a silly waistcoat - it was the middle of June, for goodness sake.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, he asked for my artisan gin menu and I told him we only serve Gordon\'s but that I could put a pork pie in it to make it more interesting.\r\n\r\n"He was very upset and flounced out."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk pub found to have no artisan gin menu', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6988-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-13 09:07:09', '2017-07-13 09:07:09', '', 6988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7073, 1, '2017-07-13 20:34:01', '2017-07-13 20:34:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg" alt="Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7066" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen has offered the Suffolk port of Lowestoft to Spain - if they agree Gibraltar should remain a British territory.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt a state banquet at Buckingham Palace last night, she told King Felipe of Spain that Lowestoft was a key gateway to the North Sea, and a fair swap for Gibraltar\'s prime spot between the Atlantic and the Mediterranean.\r\n\r\nKing Felipe asked his aides to review the town, and was impressed to learn it is Britain\'s most easterly point, a nice reflection of Gibraltar\'s spot on the southern tip of Spain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut it is feared he may now send ambassadors to the Suffolk town, who will very quickly realise that Lowestoft is not quite the jewel in the crown that Her Majesty was portraying.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "Gibraltar has glorious weather, warm blue seas, and a tremendous culture with loads of history.\r\n\r\n"Lowestoft is gloomy, the sea is grey, it is full of charity shops and its only cultural high point was being the home town of rockers The Darkness.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestoft&#039;s Claremont Pier" width="640" height="425" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7067" /></a><center><i>Lowestoft: could Spain take over? (Photo: Steve Daniels, <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/">CC2.0</a>)</i></center>\r\n\r\n"The Queen is not confident that the Spaniards will go for the deal - she is probably more concerned about being told she has to keep Lowestoft herself. Nobody really wants it."  \r\n\r\nGibraltar has been a thorny issue with the Spanish ever since it was ceded to the British in 1713. Both countries have been arguing ever since, with regular skirmishes between naval vessels off the Rock.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe territory, which is only 6.8 square kilometres and has its own airport, has a population of 32,000, less than half that of Lowestoft, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed recently <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lowestoft-city-of-culture/">was going for City of Culture status</a>.\r\n\r\nBut the two places do have one thing in common - they both have hundreds of apes who roam around stealing things from tourists.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain in order to keep Gibraltar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7065-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-13 20:34:01', '2017-07-13 20:34:01', '', 7065, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7074, 1, '2017-07-13 20:35:10', '2017-07-13 20:35:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg" alt="Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7066" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen has offered the Suffolk port of Lowestoft to Spain - if they agree Gibraltar should remain a British territory.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt a state banquet at Buckingham Palace last night, she told King Felipe of Spain that Lowestoft was a key gateway to the North Sea, and a fair swap for Gibraltar\'s prime spot between the Atlantic and the Mediterranean.\r\n\r\nKing Felipe asked his aides to review the town, and was impressed to learn it is Britain\'s most easterly point, a nice reflection of Gibraltar\'s spot on the southern tip of Spain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut it is feared he may now send ambassadors to the Suffolk town, who will very quickly realise that Lowestoft is not quite the jewel in the crown that Her Majesty was portraying.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "Gibraltar has glorious weather, warm blue seas, and a tremendous culture with loads of history.\r\n\r\n"Lowestoft is gloomy, the sea is grey, it is full of charity shops and its only cultural high point was being the home town of rockers The Darkness.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestoft&#039;s Claremont Pier" width="640" height="425" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7067" /></a><center><i>Lowestoft: could Spain take over? (Photo: Steve Daniels, <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/">CC2.0</a>)</i></center>\r\n\r\n"The Queen is not confident that the Spaniards will go for the deal - she is probably more concerned about being told she has to keep Lowestoft herself. Nobody really wants it."  \r\n\r\nGibraltar has been a thorny issue with the Spanish ever since it was ceded to the British in 1713. Both countries have been arguing ever since, with regular skirmishes between naval vessels off the Rock.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe territory, which is only 6.8 square kilometres and has its own airport, has a population of 32,000, less than half that of Lowestoft, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed recently <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lowestoft-city-of-culture/">was going for City of Culture status</a>.\r\n\r\nBut the two places do have one thing in common - they both have hundreds of apes who roam around stealing things from tourists.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://royalnews.live">Click here for proper Royal News</a></h2>', 'Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain in order to keep Gibraltar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7065-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-13 20:35:10', '2017-07-13 20:35:10', '', 7065, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7081, 1, '2017-07-15 16:03:49', '2017-07-15 16:03:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/straw-sucking-e1500134218586.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/straw-sucking-e1500134218586.jpg" alt="Straw sucking" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7082" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>It\'s been a simple pleasure for country folk for hundreds of years, but now a ridiculous EU ruling has banned straw sucking.</strong>\r\n\r\nGenerations of yokels, farmers and village idiots have wandered about with a piece of wheat or barley in their mouths without coming to any harm.\r\n\r\nBut now meddling Brussels bureaucrats fear pesticides used on modern-day crops could cause harm if straw is sucked upon.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe ruling was tucked away in the small print of a recent Agriculture bill passed through the House of Commons at the behest of the European court.\r\n\r\nIt means any person caught with a piece of straw in the mouth could be fined £100 on the spot.\r\n\r\nFarmers are furious because they could also be fined if someone takes a piece of straw from one of their fields and pops it in their mouth.\r\n\r\n<h3>Straw sucking</h3>\r\n\r\n"Are we supposed to put warning signs up?" fumed farmer\'s wife Amanda Payne, of Cavendish in Suffolk. "My husband has been sucking on straw all his life and he has never come to any harm.\r\n\r\n"I also am partial to a piece of straw. What am I going to suck on now?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the EU agriculture department explained: "We cannot stand idly by and watch country folk ingesting pesticides and goodness know what else while sucking on endless bits of untreated straw.\r\n\r\n"It may seem petty but we have a responsibility to look after the health and well-being of the public."\r\n\r\nBrexit campaigners fear this is just one of hundreds of bonkers measures the EU may force on Britain before it leaves.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Country folk furious as EU bans straw sucking', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'straw-sucking', '', '', '2017-07-15 16:05:39', '2017-07-15 16:05:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7081', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7083, 1, '2017-07-15 16:03:49', '2017-07-15 16:03:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/straw-sucking-e1500134218586.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/straw-sucking-e1500134218586.jpg" alt="Straw sucking" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7082" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>It\'s been a simple pleasure for country folk for hundreds of years, but now a ridiculous EU ruling has banned straw sucking.</strong>\r\n\r\nGenerations of yokels, farmers and village idiots have wandered about with a piece of wheat or barley in their mouths without coming to any harm.\r\n\r\nBut now meddling Brussels bureaucrats fear pesticides used on modern-day crops could cause harm if straw is sucked upon untreated.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe ruling was tucked away in the small print of a recent Agriculture bill passed through the House of Commons at the behest of the European court.\r\n\r\nIt means any person caught with a piece of straw in the mouth could be fined £100 on the spot.\r\n\r\nFarmers are furious because they could also be fined if someone takes a piece of straw from one of their fields and pops it in their mouth.\r\n\r\n<h3>Straw sucking</h3>\r\n\r\n"Are we supposed to put warning signs up?" fumed farmer\'s wife Amanda Payne, of Cavendish in Suffolk. "My husband has been sucking on straw all his life and he has never come to any harm.\r\n\r\n"I also am partial to a piece of straw. What am I going to suck on now?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the EU agriculture department explained: "We cannot stand idly by and watch country folk ingesting pesticides and goodness know what else while sucking on endless bits of untreated straw.\r\n\r\n"It may seem petty but we have a responsibility to look after the health and well-being of the public."\r\n\r\nBrexit campaigners fear this is just one of hundreds of bonkers measures the EU may force on Britain before it leaves.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Country folk furious as EU bans straw sucking', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7081-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-15 16:03:49', '2017-07-15 16:03:49', '', 7081, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7081-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7084, 1, '2017-07-15 16:05:29', '2017-07-15 16:05:29', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/straw-sucking-e1500134218586.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/straw-sucking-e1500134218586.jpg" alt="Straw sucking" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7082" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>It\'s been a simple pleasure for country folk for hundreds of years, but now a ridiculous EU ruling has banned straw sucking.</strong>\n\nGenerations of yokels, farmers and village idiots have wandered about with a piece of wheat or barley in their mouths without coming to any harm.\n\nBut now meddling Brussels bureaucrats fear pesticides used on modern-day crops could cause harm if straw is sucked upon.\n\n\n\nThe ruling was tucked away in the small print of a recent Agriculture bill passed through the House of Commons at the behest of the European court.\n\nIt means any person caught with a piece of straw in the mouth could be fined £100 on the spot.\n\nFarmers are furious because they could also be fined if someone takes a piece of straw from one of their fields and pops it in their mouth.\n\n<h3>Straw sucking</h3>\n\n"Are we supposed to put warning signs up?" fumed farmer\'s wife Amanda Payne, of Cavendish in Suffolk. "My husband has been sucking on straw all his life and he has never come to any harm.\n\n"I also am partial to a piece of straw. What am I going to suck on now?"\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for the EU agriculture department explained: "We cannot stand idly by and watch country folk ingesting pesticides and goodness know what else while sucking on endless bits of untreated straw.\n\n"It may seem petty but we have a responsibility to look after the health and well-being of the public."\n\nBrexit campaigners fear this is just one of hundreds of bonkers measures the EU may force on Britain before it leaves.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Country folk furious as EU bans straw sucking', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7081-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-15 16:05:29', '2017-07-15 16:05:29', '', 7081, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7081-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7085, 1, '2017-07-15 16:05:39', '2017-07-15 16:05:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/straw-sucking-e1500134218586.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/straw-sucking-e1500134218586.jpg" alt="Straw sucking" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7082" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>It\'s been a simple pleasure for country folk for hundreds of years, but now a ridiculous EU ruling has banned straw sucking.</strong>\r\n\r\nGenerations of yokels, farmers and village idiots have wandered about with a piece of wheat or barley in their mouths without coming to any harm.\r\n\r\nBut now meddling Brussels bureaucrats fear pesticides used on modern-day crops could cause harm if straw is sucked upon.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe ruling was tucked away in the small print of a recent Agriculture bill passed through the House of Commons at the behest of the European court.\r\n\r\nIt means any person caught with a piece of straw in the mouth could be fined £100 on the spot.\r\n\r\nFarmers are furious because they could also be fined if someone takes a piece of straw from one of their fields and pops it in their mouth.\r\n\r\n<h3>Straw sucking</h3>\r\n\r\n"Are we supposed to put warning signs up?" fumed farmer\'s wife Amanda Payne, of Cavendish in Suffolk. "My husband has been sucking on straw all his life and he has never come to any harm.\r\n\r\n"I also am partial to a piece of straw. What am I going to suck on now?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the EU agriculture department explained: "We cannot stand idly by and watch country folk ingesting pesticides and goodness know what else while sucking on endless bits of untreated straw.\r\n\r\n"It may seem petty but we have a responsibility to look after the health and well-being of the public."\r\n\r\nBrexit campaigners fear this is just one of hundreds of bonkers measures the EU may force on Britain before it leaves.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Country folk furious as EU bans straw sucking', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7081-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-15 16:05:39', '2017-07-15 16:05:39', '', 7081, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7081-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7086, 1, '2017-07-16 16:07:23', '2017-07-16 16:07:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg" alt="Beth Latimer Doctor Who" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7087" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Far-fetched rural crime drama Broadchurch took another bizarre plot twist today when Beth Latimer left Dorset to become the new Doctor Who.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Latimer, whose son was murdered in series one, and who coincidentally went on to become a rape counsellor in series three, handily putting her back at the centre of another weird storyline, will swap the sleepy south-west coastal town for interplanetary travel in the Tardis.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe will be the 13th Doctor Who - and the first woman doctor.\r\n\r\nBut in a further blow to Broadchurch\'s claim to be a normal place, she is not the first person from the town to be the doctor.\r\n\r\nThat was detective inspector Alec Hardy, who took a sabbatical from the police force in order to battle Daleks and Cybermen from 2005 to 2010.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg" alt="DI Alec Hardy was Doctor Who" width="620" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7091" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s estranged husband, Mark, was furious she was leaving Broadchurch to save the universe. "Our boy is dead and she wants to play doctors.\r\n\r\n"She could end up getting hurt, which happens to a lot of people in Broadchurch. The Daleks could get her, but I have advised her to run upstairs if they turn up because they won\'t be able to follow her."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s appointment as the BBC\'s new Doctor was announced in a special trailer video just after the Wimbledon Men\'s Singles tennis final, won by Roger Federer, who has never been to Broadchurch.\r\n\r\nBBC insiders are now speculating if the doctor\'s new assistant might also come from Broadchurch, with detective sergeant Ellie Miller hotly tipped to join up.\r\n\r\nBut the Broadchurch vicar, the Rev Paul Coates, is known to be increasingly frustrated doing God\'s work, and might fancy a spin with Beth Latimer in the blue police phone box.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Broadchurch takes another bizarre twist as Beth Latimer turns into Doctor Who', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'broadchurch-doctor-who', '', '', '2017-07-16 16:49:23', '2017-07-16 16:49:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7086', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7089, 1, '2017-07-16 16:07:23', '2017-07-16 16:07:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg" alt="Beth Latimer Doctor Who" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7087" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Far-fetched rural crime drama Broadchurch took another bizarre plot twist today when Beth Latimer left Dorset to become the new Doctor Who.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Latimer, whose son was murdered in series one, and who coincidentally went on to become a rape counsellor in series three, handily putting her back at the centre of another weird storyline, will swap the sleepy south-west coastal town for interplanetary travel in the Tardis.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe will be the 13th Doctor Who - and the first woman doctor.\r\n\r\nBut in a further blow to Broadchurch\'s claim to be a normal place, she is not the first person from the town to be the doctor.\r\n\r\nThat was detective inspector Alec Hardy, who took a sabbatical from the police force in order to battle Daleks and Cybermen from 2005 to 2010.\r\n\r\n<figure><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg" alt="Alec Hardy as Doctor Who" width="825" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7088" /></a></figure><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s estranged husband, Mark, was furious she was leaving Broadchurch to save the universe. "Our boy is dead and she wants to play doctors.\r\n\r\n"She could end up getting hurt, which happens to a lot of people in Broadchurch. The Daleks could get her, but I have advised her to run upstairs if they turn up because they won\'t be able to follow her."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s appointment as the BBC\'s new Doctor was announced in a special trailer video just after the Wimbledon Men\'s Singles tennis final, won by Roger Federer, who has never been to Broadchurch.\r\n\r\nBBC insiders are now speculating if the doctor\'s new assistant might also come from Broadchurch, with detective sergeant Ellie Miller hotly tipped to join up.', 'Broadchurch takes another bizarre twist as Beth Latimer turns into Doctor Who', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7086-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-16 16:07:23', '2017-07-16 16:07:23', '', 7086, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7086-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7090, 1, '2017-07-16 16:23:10', '2017-07-16 16:23:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg" alt="Beth Latimer Doctor Who" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7087" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Far-fetched rural crime drama Broadchurch took another bizarre plot twist today when Beth Latimer left Dorset to become the new Doctor Who.</strong>\n\nMrs Latimer, whose son was murdered in series one, and who coincidentally went on to become a rape counsellor in series three, handily putting her back at the centre of another weird storyline, will swap the sleepy south-west coastal town for interplanetary travel in the Tardis.\n\n\n\nShe will be the 13th Doctor Who - and the first woman doctor.\n\nBut in a further blow to Broadchurch\'s claim to be a normal place, she is not the first person from the town to be the doctor.\n\nThat was detective inspector Alec Hardy, who took a sabbatical from the police force in order to battle Daleks and Cybermen from 2005 to 2010.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg" alt="DI Alec Hardy was Doctor Who" width="620" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7091" /></a><br><br>\n\nBeth Latimer\'s estranged husband, Mark, was furious she was leaving Broadchurch to save the universe. "Our boy is dead and she wants to play doctors.\n\n"She could end up getting hurt, which happens to a lot of people in Broadchurch. The Daleks could get her, but I have advised her to run upstairs if they turn up because they won\'t be able to follow her."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBeth Latimer\'s appointment as the BBC\'s new Doctor was announced in a special trailer video just after the Wimbledon Men\'s Singles tennis final, won by Roger Federer, who has never been to Broadchurch.\n\nBBC insiders are now speculating if the doctor\'s new assistant might also come from Broadchurch, with detective sergeant Ellie Miller hotly tipped to join up.\n\nBut the Broadchurch vicar', 'Broadchurch takes another bizarre twist as Beth Latimer turns into Doctor Who', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7086-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-16 16:23:10', '2017-07-16 16:23:10', '', 7086, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7086-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7092, 1, '2017-07-16 16:10:25', '2017-07-16 16:10:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg" alt="Beth Latimer Doctor Who" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7087" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Far-fetched rural crime drama Broadchurch took another bizarre plot twist today when Beth Latimer left Dorset to become the new Doctor Who.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Latimer, whose son was murdered in series one, and who coincidentally went on to become a rape counsellor in series three, handily putting her back at the centre of another weird storyline, will swap the sleepy south-west coastal town for interplanetary travel in the Tardis.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe will be the 13th Doctor Who - and the first woman doctor.\r\n\r\nBut in a further blow to Broadchurch\'s claim to be a normal place, she is not the first person from the town to be the doctor.\r\n\r\nThat was detective inspector Alec Hardy, who took a sabbatical from the police force in order to battle Daleks and Cybermen from 2005 to 2010.\r\n\r\n<figure><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg" alt="DI Alec Hardy was Doctor Who" width="620" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7091" /></a></figure><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s estranged husband, Mark, was furious she was leaving Broadchurch to save the universe. "Our boy is dead and she wants to play doctors.\r\n\r\n"She could end up getting hurt, which happens to a lot of people in Broadchurch. The Daleks could get her, but I have advised her to run upstairs if they turn up because they won\'t be able to follow her."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s appointment as the BBC\'s new Doctor was announced in a special trailer video just after the Wimbledon Men\'s Singles tennis final, won by Roger Federer, who has never been to Broadchurch.\r\n\r\nBBC insiders are now speculating if the doctor\'s new assistant might also come from Broadchurch, with detective sergeant Ellie Miller hotly tipped to join up.', 'Broadchurch takes another bizarre twist as Beth Latimer turns into Doctor Who', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7086-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-16 16:10:25', '2017-07-16 16:10:25', '', 7086, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7086-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7093, 1, '2017-07-16 16:21:26', '2017-07-16 16:21:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg" alt="Beth Latimer Doctor Who" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7087" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Far-fetched rural crime drama Broadchurch took another bizarre plot twist today when Beth Latimer left Dorset to become the new Doctor Who.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Latimer, whose son was murdered in series one, and who coincidentally went on to become a rape counsellor in series three, handily putting her back at the centre of another weird storyline, will swap the sleepy south-west coastal town for interplanetary travel in the Tardis.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe will be the 13th Doctor Who - and the first woman doctor.\r\n\r\nBut in a further blow to Broadchurch\'s claim to be a normal place, she is not the first person from the town to be the doctor.\r\n\r\nThat was detective inspector Alec Hardy, who took a sabbatical from the police force in order to battle Daleks and Cybermen from 2005 to 2010.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg" alt="DI Alec Hardy was Doctor Who" width="620" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7091" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s estranged husband, Mark, was furious she was leaving Broadchurch to save the universe. "Our boy is dead and she wants to play doctors.\r\n\r\n"She could end up getting hurt, which happens to a lot of people in Broadchurch. The Daleks could get her, but I have advised her to run upstairs if they turn up because they won\'t be able to follow her."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s appointment as the BBC\'s new Doctor was announced in a special trailer video just after the Wimbledon Men\'s Singles tennis final, won by Roger Federer, who has never been to Broadchurch.\r\n\r\nBBC insiders are now speculating if the doctor\'s new assistant might also come from Broadchurch, with detective sergeant Ellie Miller hotly tipped to join up.', 'Broadchurch takes another bizarre twist as Beth Latimer turns into Doctor Who', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7086-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-16 16:21:26', '2017-07-16 16:21:26', '', 7086, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7086-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7094, 1, '2017-07-16 16:24:08', '2017-07-16 16:24:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg" alt="Beth Latimer Doctor Who" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7087" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Far-fetched rural crime drama Broadchurch took another bizarre plot twist today when Beth Latimer left Dorset to become the new Doctor Who.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Latimer, whose son was murdered in series one, and who coincidentally went on to become a rape counsellor in series three, handily putting her back at the centre of another weird storyline, will swap the sleepy south-west coastal town for interplanetary travel in the Tardis.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe will be the 13th Doctor Who - and the first woman doctor.\r\n\r\nBut in a further blow to Broadchurch\'s claim to be a normal place, she is not the first person from the town to be the doctor.\r\n\r\nThat was detective inspector Alec Hardy, who took a sabbatical from the police force in order to battle Daleks and Cybermen from 2005 to 2010.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg" alt="DI Alec Hardy was Doctor Who" width="620" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7091" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s estranged husband, Mark, was furious she was leaving Broadchurch to save the universe. "Our boy is dead and she wants to play doctors.\r\n\r\n"She could end up getting hurt, which happens to a lot of people in Broadchurch. The Daleks could get her, but I have advised her to run upstairs if they turn up because they won\'t be able to follow her."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s appointment as the BBC\'s new Doctor was announced in a special trailer video just after the Wimbledon Men\'s Singles tennis final, won by Roger Federer, who has never been to Broadchurch.\r\n\r\nBBC insiders are now speculating if the doctor\'s new assistant might also come from Broadchurch, with detective sergeant Ellie Miller hotly tipped to join up.\r\n\r\nBut the Broadchurch vicar, the Rev Paul Coates, is known to be increasingly frustrated doing God\'s work, and might fancy a spin with Beth Latimer in the blue police phone box.', 'Broadchurch takes another bizarre twist as Beth Latimer turns into Doctor Who', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7086-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-16 16:24:08', '2017-07-16 16:24:08', '', 7086, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7086-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7095, 1, '2017-07-16 16:49:23', '2017-07-16 16:49:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beth-latimer-doctor-who.jpg" alt="Beth Latimer Doctor Who" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7087" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Far-fetched rural crime drama Broadchurch took another bizarre plot twist today when Beth Latimer left Dorset to become the new Doctor Who.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Latimer, whose son was murdered in series one, and who coincidentally went on to become a rape counsellor in series three, handily putting her back at the centre of another weird storyline, will swap the sleepy south-west coastal town for interplanetary travel in the Tardis.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe will be the 13th Doctor Who - and the first woman doctor.\r\n\r\nBut in a further blow to Broadchurch\'s claim to be a normal place, she is not the first person from the town to be the doctor.\r\n\r\nThat was detective inspector Alec Hardy, who took a sabbatical from the police force in order to battle Daleks and Cybermen from 2005 to 2010.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/di-alec-hardy-doctor-who.jpg" alt="DI Alec Hardy was Doctor Who" width="620" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7091" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s estranged husband, Mark, was furious she was leaving Broadchurch to save the universe. "Our boy is dead and she wants to play doctors.\r\n\r\n"She could end up getting hurt, which happens to a lot of people in Broadchurch. The Daleks could get her, but I have advised her to run upstairs if they turn up because they won\'t be able to follow her."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeth Latimer\'s appointment as the BBC\'s new Doctor was announced in a special trailer video just after the Wimbledon Men\'s Singles tennis final, won by Roger Federer, who has never been to Broadchurch.\r\n\r\nBBC insiders are now speculating if the doctor\'s new assistant might also come from Broadchurch, with detective sergeant Ellie Miller hotly tipped to join up.\r\n\r\nBut the Broadchurch vicar, the Rev Paul Coates, is known to be increasingly frustrated doing God\'s work, and might fancy a spin with Beth Latimer in the blue police phone box.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Broadchurch takes another bizarre twist as Beth Latimer turns into Doctor Who', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7086-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-16 16:49:23', '2017-07-16 16:49:23', '', 7086, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7086-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7096, 1, '2017-07-19 17:12:49', '2017-07-19 17:12:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/pointing-at-cars.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/pointing-at-cars.jpg" alt="Pointing at cars" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7097" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nAccidents in Norfolk are on the rise because locals are standing around pointing at cars.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotor vehicles have only recently been introduced to many parts of the county, and the new technology has astounded residents.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey stop in the middle of dirt tracks with their mouths open, pointing at passing cars and grunting in wonder.\r\n\r\nBut 16 of them have already been run over by drivers desperate to escape, fearing they have stumbled into a real-life version of The Deliverance. It\'s as if they can hear the Duelling Banjos as they drive through.\r\n\r\nSales representative Pete Burgess-Biggerstaff said: "I was somewhere near Downham Market, driving down this terrible dirt road when all these yokels ran out of their hovels and started pointing at me and making weird noises.\r\n\r\n"It was like a scene from The Walking Dead. I couldn\'t wait to get away, so I turned south and headed for the safety of Suffolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk police confirmed the car had been seen for several years in Norwich and even Great Yarmouth, but in more far-flung areas of the county it is a novelty.\r\n\r\n"As a result, the locals there have not quite got the hang of road safety," confirmed Inspector Noah Clowes. "Unfortunately this has led to many accidents because they simply stand in the road and point at stare at any car that approaches. Sixteen have been hit and injured.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately for motorists, many insurance companies will not offer Norfolk cover, so they have to pick up the repair bills themselves."  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk accidents rise as locals point at cars', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'pointing-at-cars', '', '', '2017-07-19 17:12:49', '2017-07-19 17:12:49', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7096', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7098, 1, '2017-07-18 06:27:07', '2017-07-18 06:27:07', '\r\n\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nAccidents in Norfolk are on the rise because locals are standing around pointing at cars.\r\n\r\nMotor vehicles have only recently been introduced to many parts of the county, and the new technology has astounded residents.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey stop in the middle of dirt tracks with their mouths open, pointing at passing cars and grunting in wonder.\r\n\r\nBut 16 of them have already been run over by drivers desperate to escape, fearing they have stumbled into a real-life version of The Deliverance. It\'s as if they can hear the Duelling Banjos as they drive through.\r\n\r\nSales representative Pete Burgess-Biggerstaff said: "I was somewhere near Downham Market, driving down this terrible dirt road when all these yokels ran out of their hovels and started pointing at me and making weird noises.\r\n\r\n"It was like a scene from The Walking Dead. I couldn\'t wait to get away, so turned south and headed for the safety of Suffolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk police confirmed the car had been seen for several years in Norwich and even Great Yarmouth, but in more far-flung areas of the county it is a novelty.\r\n\r\n"As a result, the locals have not quite got the hang of road safety," confirmed Inspector Noah Clowes. "Unfortunately this has led to many accidents because they simply stand in the road, and point at stare at any car that approaches. Sixteen have been hit and injured.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately for motorists, many insurance companies will not offer Norfolk cover, so they have to pick up the repair bills themselves."  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk accidents rise as locals point at cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7096-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-18 06:27:07', '2017-07-18 06:27:07', '', 7096, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7096-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7099, 1, '2017-07-18 06:32:33', '2017-07-18 06:32:33', '\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nAccidents in Norfolk are on the rise because locals are standing around pointing at cars.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotor vehicles have only recently been introduced to many parts of the county, and the new technology has astounded residents.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey stop in the middle of dirt tracks with their mouths open, pointing at passing cars and grunting in wonder.\r\n\r\nBut 16 of them have already been run over by drivers desperate to escape, fearing they have stumbled into a real-life version of The Deliverance. It\'s as if they can hear the Duelling Banjos as they drive through.\r\n\r\nSales representative Pete Burgess-Biggerstaff said: "I was somewhere near Downham Market, driving down this terrible dirt road when all these yokels ran out of their hovels and started pointing at me and making weird noises.\r\n\r\n"It was like a scene from The Walking Dead. I couldn\'t wait to get away, so turned south and headed for the safety of Suffolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk police confirmed the car had been seen for several years in Norwich and even Great Yarmouth, but in more far-flung areas of the county it is a novelty.\r\n\r\n"As a result, the locals have not quite got the hang of road safety," confirmed Inspector Noah Clowes. "Unfortunately this has led to many accidents because they simply stand in the road, and point at stare at any car that approaches. Sixteen have been hit and injured.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately for motorists, many insurance companies will not offer Norfolk cover, so they have to pick up the repair bills themselves."  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk accidents rise as locals point at cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7096-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-18 06:32:33', '2017-07-18 06:32:33', '', 7096, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7096-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7100, 1, '2017-07-19 16:40:46', '2017-07-19 16:40:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/pointing-at-cars.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/pointing-at-cars.jpg" alt="Pointing at cars" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7097" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nAccidents in Norfolk are on the rise because locals are standing around pointing at cars.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotor vehicles have only recently been introduced to many parts of the county, and the new technology has astounded residents.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey stop in the middle of dirt tracks with their mouths open, pointing at passing cars and grunting in wonder.\r\n\r\nBut 16 of them have already been run over by drivers desperate to escape, fearing they have stumbled into a real-life version of The Deliverance. It\'s as if they can hear the Duelling Banjos as they drive through.\r\n\r\nSales representative Pete Burgess-Biggerstaff said: "I was somewhere near Downham Market, driving down this terrible dirt road when all these yokels ran out of their hovels and started pointing at me and making weird noises.\r\n\r\n"It was like a scene from The Walking Dead. I couldn\'t wait to get away, so turned south and headed for the safety of Suffolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk police confirmed the car had been seen for several years in Norwich and even Great Yarmouth, but in more far-flung areas of the county it is a novelty.\r\n\r\n"As a result, the locals have not quite got the hang of road safety," confirmed Inspector Noah Clowes. "Unfortunately this has led to many accidents because they simply stand in the road, and point at stare at any car that approaches. Sixteen have been hit and injured.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately for motorists, many insurance companies will not offer Norfolk cover, so they have to pick up the repair bills themselves."  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk accidents rise as locals point at cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7096-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-19 16:40:46', '2017-07-19 16:40:46', '', 7096, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7096-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7101, 1, '2017-07-19 17:00:12', '2017-07-19 17:00:12', '<strong>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town are already above East Anglian rivals Norwich City in the league, the Suffolk Gazette can confirm.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Tractor boys sit in a respectable 13th position, a full three places above the struggling Canaries.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhat makes Town\'s start to the season even more impressive is that Norwich, who were relegated from the Premiership last season, have kept most of their Fancy Dan squad together while Ipswich continue to operate on a shoestring.\r\n\r\nYou can see the full early-season table below. The league may be tight, but they do say the table never lies. It is surprising, however, to see Barnsley doing so well.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/championship-table-start.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/championship-table-start.jpg" alt="championship table" width="519" height="839" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4231" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA football expert said: "Norwich fans assumed they would run away with the Championship this season, but it turns out Ipswich are above them already. This is Ipswich\'s 15th consecutive season in this division, so they have been a model of consistency.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich fans are delighted by this, and point out that promotion or relegation is far too stressful anyway."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich owner Delia Smith is desperate for the club to get back to the Premiership before it faces financial ruin.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town above Norwich City in the league', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4230-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-19 17:00:12', '2017-07-19 17:00:12', '', 4230, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4230-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7102, 1, '2017-07-19 17:12:49', '2017-07-19 17:12:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/pointing-at-cars.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/pointing-at-cars.jpg" alt="Pointing at cars" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7097" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nAccidents in Norfolk are on the rise because locals are standing around pointing at cars.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotor vehicles have only recently been introduced to many parts of the county, and the new technology has astounded residents.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey stop in the middle of dirt tracks with their mouths open, pointing at passing cars and grunting in wonder.\r\n\r\nBut 16 of them have already been run over by drivers desperate to escape, fearing they have stumbled into a real-life version of The Deliverance. It\'s as if they can hear the Duelling Banjos as they drive through.\r\n\r\nSales representative Pete Burgess-Biggerstaff said: "I was somewhere near Downham Market, driving down this terrible dirt road when all these yokels ran out of their hovels and started pointing at me and making weird noises.\r\n\r\n"It was like a scene from The Walking Dead. I couldn\'t wait to get away, so I turned south and headed for the safety of Suffolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk police confirmed the car had been seen for several years in Norwich and even Great Yarmouth, but in more far-flung areas of the county it is a novelty.\r\n\r\n"As a result, the locals there have not quite got the hang of road safety," confirmed Inspector Noah Clowes. "Unfortunately this has led to many accidents because they simply stand in the road and point at stare at any car that approaches. Sixteen have been hit and injured.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately for motorists, many insurance companies will not offer Norfolk cover, so they have to pick up the repair bills themselves."  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk accidents rise as locals point at cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7096-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-19 17:12:49', '2017-07-19 17:12:49', '', 7096, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7096-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7103, 1, '2017-07-19 17:30:42', '2017-07-19 17:30:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance-banjo-1024x530.jpg" alt="Duelling Banjos from Deliverance" width="1024" height="530" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5765" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA thrilling new adventure park based on the cult film <em>Deliverance</em> is being opened on the Norfolk Broads.</strong>\r\n\r\nVisitors will be dropped in the remote countryside near Wroxham where they first have to play a banjo with a weird country bumpkin.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThen they are given canoes and told to paddle down the Broads towards Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nBut that is where the fun really begins as the locals, who rarely wash and have few teeth, are out for some entertainment of their own.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/deliverance.jpg" alt="deliverance" width="584" height="292" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5764" /></a><i>Visitors get to paddle down the Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nClose to Stokesby, the yokels try to catch you, and if you get caught you have to squeal like a pig while being sexually assaulted (and that\'s just the men).\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/515b5d66afa96f2ea200001a.jpg" alt="Squeal like a pig in Deliverance" width="400" height="271" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5766" /></a><i>Squeal like a pig: visitors must escape the attentions of locals</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThose who have tested the park experience for management company Mountain Men Corporation (MMC), say it is the scariest yet most exhilarating theme park they have ever been to.\r\n\r\nMMC managing director Mr Burt Reynolds said: "<em>Deliverance </em>was filmed in 1972 and featured four city boys as they took a terrifying canoe trip through Georgia. It was a smash hit, and we wanted to reproduce the experience somewhere in the UK.\r\n\r\n"We searched all over and realised Norfolk had everything we needed without having to invest much - there were rivers, rural wilderness, and very weird, backward and deviant local people."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bill-mckinney-deliverance04.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5767" /></a><i>Local yokel: Just one of the Norfolk men employed by the park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Deliverance park opens to the public in April. Visitors have to be over 18 and be prepared to die, but each party will be given a powerful bow and arrows in order to try to defend themselves.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Deliverance theme park launches on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5763-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-19 17:30:42', '2017-07-19 17:30:42', '', 5763, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5763-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7104, 1, '2017-07-20 08:20:50', '2017-07-20 08:20:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/high-speed-train-e1500537305539.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/high-speed-train-e1500537305539.jpg" alt="High speed train" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7105" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nLondon businessmen are being urged to save the country having to spend £111 billion on a new high-speed rail link by simply holding their meetings in Birmingham 20 minutes later.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnti HS2 campaigners say executives should make small tweaks to their Office Outlook calendars in order to save taxpayers a fortune - and prevent the countryside being carved up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nProtestor Jim Bryden said: "If these important London business people simply shifted their planned meetings in Birmingham back by 20 minutes there would be no need for a very expensive High Speed 2 rail route to get them to Birmingham 20 minutes earlier.\r\n\r\n"They wouldn\'t even notice it, and in times of austerity, and to help preserve our green and pleasant land, this is an entirely convenient and practical way of saving the country more than £111 billion.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut important London businessman Samuel Horseman said: "I am an important London businessman, and if I need to have a meeting in Birmingham, then I need it 20 minutes earlier than I can have it now.\r\n\r\n"It is basic economics - without this gigantic saving in time, the economy will collapse and we will soon be reduced to the economic status of Albania."\r\n\r\nHS2 from London to Birmingham was originally costed at a bargain £50 billion. But a rail expert commissioned by the Department of Transport to review costs found this week that the cost would be closer to £111 billion.\r\n\r\nCampaigners point out that rather than saving impatient businessmen 20 minutes, this £111 billion figure might instead be used to fund 4,500 teachers/nurses/firemen/policemen for ten years at £25,000 each a year.\r\n\r\n<em>* Hat tip to Viz for the original idea!</em>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Holding meetings in Birmingham 20 minutes later will save £111 billion', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'high-speed-rail', '', '', '2017-07-20 16:41:43', '2017-07-20 16:41:43', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7104', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7106, 1, '2017-07-20 08:20:50', '2017-07-20 08:20:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/high-speed-train-e1500537305539.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/high-speed-train-e1500537305539.jpg" alt="High speed train" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7105" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nLondon businessmen are being urged to save the country having to spend £111 billion on a new high-speed rail link by simply holding their meetings in Birmingham 20 minutes later.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnti HS2 campaigners say executives should make small tweaks to their Office Outlook calendars in order to save taxpayers a fortune - and prevent the countryside being carved up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nProtestor Jim Bryden said: "If these important London business people simply shifted their planned meetings in Birmingham back by 20 minutes there would be no need for a very expensive High Speed 2 rail route to get them to Birmingham 20 minutes earlier.\r\n\r\n"They wouldn\'t even notice it, and in times of austerity, and to help preserve our green and pleasant land, this is an entirely convenient and practical way of saving the country more than £111 billion.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut important London businessman Samuel Horseman said: "I am an important London businessman, and if I need to have a meeting in Birmingham, then I need it 20 minutes earlier than I can have it now.\r\n\r\n"It is basic economics - without this gigantic saving in time, the economy will collapse and we will soon be reduced to the economic status of Albania."\r\n\r\nHS2 from London to Birmingham was originally costed at a bargain £50 billion. But a rail expert commissioned by the Department of Transport to review costs found this week that the cost would be closer to £111 billion.\r\n\r\nCampaigners point out that rather than saving impatient businessmen 20 minutes, this £111 billion figure might instead be used to fund 4,500 teachers/nurses/firemen/policemen for ten years at £25,000 each a year.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Holding meetings in Birmingham 20 minutes later will save £111 billion', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7104-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-20 08:20:50', '2017-07-20 08:20:50', '', 7104, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7104-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7107, 1, '2017-07-20 16:41:43', '2017-07-20 16:41:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/high-speed-train-e1500537305539.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/high-speed-train-e1500537305539.jpg" alt="High speed train" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7105" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nLondon businessmen are being urged to save the country having to spend £111 billion on a new high-speed rail link by simply holding their meetings in Birmingham 20 minutes later.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnti HS2 campaigners say executives should make small tweaks to their Office Outlook calendars in order to save taxpayers a fortune - and prevent the countryside being carved up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nProtestor Jim Bryden said: "If these important London business people simply shifted their planned meetings in Birmingham back by 20 minutes there would be no need for a very expensive High Speed 2 rail route to get them to Birmingham 20 minutes earlier.\r\n\r\n"They wouldn\'t even notice it, and in times of austerity, and to help preserve our green and pleasant land, this is an entirely convenient and practical way of saving the country more than £111 billion.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut important London businessman Samuel Horseman said: "I am an important London businessman, and if I need to have a meeting in Birmingham, then I need it 20 minutes earlier than I can have it now.\r\n\r\n"It is basic economics - without this gigantic saving in time, the economy will collapse and we will soon be reduced to the economic status of Albania."\r\n\r\nHS2 from London to Birmingham was originally costed at a bargain £50 billion. But a rail expert commissioned by the Department of Transport to review costs found this week that the cost would be closer to £111 billion.\r\n\r\nCampaigners point out that rather than saving impatient businessmen 20 minutes, this £111 billion figure might instead be used to fund 4,500 teachers/nurses/firemen/policemen for ten years at £25,000 each a year.\r\n\r\n<em>* Hat tip to Viz for the original idea!</em>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Holding meetings in Birmingham 20 minutes later will save £111 billion', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7104-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-20 16:41:43', '2017-07-20 16:41:43', '', 7104, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7104-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7109, 1, '2017-07-21 10:01:57', '2017-07-21 10:01:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7111" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last motorist in Britain to still use driving gloves comes from Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGeorge Graham, 83, won\'t set off in his Vauxhall Corsa without wearing his beloved pair of black leather gloves, which he has owned since 1967.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired tax inspector, from Bury St Edmunds, even keeps the cosy accessories in his car, meaning he is also the only person in Britain to use his glove compartment for actual gloves.\r\n\r\nSceptical motoring journalists claim nobody wears driving gloves any more, and that they should be consigned to the dustbin of history.\r\n\r\nBut after a major public appeal, the Suffolk Gazette tracked down Mr Graham while he was in his car on the way to B & Q.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg" alt="driving gloves" width="825" height="588" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7110" /></a>\r\n<br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was amazed to learn he was the only driver left in Britain still using the mysterious driving glove.\r\n\r\n"I swear by them," he said. "They keep my hands warm in winter and cool in summer. They also give me extra grip on the steering wheel.\r\n\r\n"And best of all they keep the germs off my hands when the wife has used the car before me."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe described his gloves as being elegant and a true reflection of a gentleman\'s standing in society.\r\n\r\nThe pair, which have fetching red stitching around the cuff, were purchased in 1967 after Mr Graham spotted an advert in Reader\'s Digest \r\n\r\nWhen told that driving gloves were surely only of use in years gone by when cars were filthy and leaked oil all over the place, and when drivers were exposed to the elements, Mr Graham explained: "Have you driven a Vauxhall Corsa lately?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Last motorist to use driving gloves lives in Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'driving-gloves', '', '', '2017-07-21 10:14:41', '2017-07-21 10:14:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7109', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7112, 1, '2017-07-21 10:01:57', '2017-07-21 10:01:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7111" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last motorist in Britain to still use driving gloves comes from Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGeorge Graham, 83, won\'t set off in his Vauxhall Corsa without wearing his beloved pair of black leather gloves, which he has owned since 1967.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired tax inspector, from Bury St Edmunds, even keeps the cosy accessories in his car, meaning he is also the only person in Britain to use his glove compartment for actual gloves.\r\n\r\nSceptical motoring journalists claim nobody wears driving gloves any more, and that they should be consigned to the dustbin of history.\r\n\r\nBut after a major public appeal, the Suffolk Gazette tracked down Mr Graham while he was in his car on the way to B & Q.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg" alt="driving gloves" width="825" height="588" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7110" /></a>\r\n<br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was amazed to learn he was the only driver left in Britain still using the mysterious driving glove.\r\n\r\n"I swear by them," he said. "They keep my hands warm in winter and cool in summer. They also give me extra grip on the steering wheel.\r\n\r\n"And best of all they keep the germs off my hands when the wife has used the car before me."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe described his gloves as being elegant and true reflection of a gentleman\'s standing in society.\r\n\r\nWhen told that driving gloves were surely only of use in years gone by when cars were filthy and leaked oil all over the place, and when drivers were exposed to the elements, Mr Graham explained: "Have you driven a Vauxhall Corsa lately?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Last motorist to use driving gloves lives in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7109-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-21 10:01:57', '2017-07-21 10:01:57', '', 7109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7109-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7113, 1, '2017-07-21 10:03:47', '2017-07-21 10:03:47', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7111" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last motorist in Britain to still use driving gloves comes from Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGeorge Graham, 83, won\'t set off in his Vauxhall Corsa without wearing his beloved pair of black leather gloves, which he has owned since 1967.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired tax inspector, from Bury St Edmunds, even keeps the cosy accessories in his car, meaning he is also the only person in Britain to use his glove compartment for actual gloves.\r\n\r\nSceptical motoring journalists claim nobody wears driving gloves any more, and that they should be consigned to the dustbin of history.\r\n\r\nBut after a major public appeal, the Suffolk Gazette tracked down Mr Graham while he was in his car on the way to B & Q.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg" alt="driving gloves" width="825" height="588" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7110" /></a>\r\n<br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was amazed to learn he was the only driver left in Britain still using the mysterious driving glove.\r\n\r\n"I swear by them," he said. "They keep my hands warm in winter and cool in summer. They also give me extra grip on the steering wheel.\r\n\r\n"And best of all they keep the germs off my hands when the wife has used the car before me."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe described his gloves as being elegant and a true reflection of a gentleman\'s standing in society.\r\n\r\nWhen told that driving gloves were surely only of use in years gone by when cars were filthy and leaked oil all over the place, and when drivers were exposed to the elements, Mr Graham explained: "Have you driven a Vauxhall Corsa lately?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Last motorist to use driving gloves lives in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7109-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-21 10:03:47', '2017-07-21 10:03:47', '', 7109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7109-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7114, 1, '2017-07-21 10:13:30', '2017-07-21 10:13:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7111" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The last motorist in Britain to still use driving gloves comes from Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nGeorge Graham, 83, won\'t set off in his Vauxhall Corsa without wearing his beloved pair of black leather gloves, which he has owned since 1967.\n\n\n\nThe retired tax inspector, from Bury St Edmunds, even keeps the cosy accessories in his car, meaning he is also the only person in Britain to use his glove compartment for actual gloves.\n\nSceptical motoring journalists claim nobody wears driving gloves any more, and that they should be consigned to the dustbin of history.\n\nBut after a major public appeal, the Suffolk Gazette tracked down Mr Graham while he was in his car on the way to B & Q.\n\n<figure><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg" alt="driving gloves" width="825" height="588" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7110" /></a></figure>\n<br><br>\n\nHe was amazed to learn he was the only driver left in Britain still using the mysterious driving glove.\n\n"I swear by them," he said. "They keep my hands warm in winter and cool in summer. They also give me extra grip on the steering wheel.\n\n"And best of all they keep the germs off my hands when the wife has used the car before me."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHe described his gloves as being elegant and a true reflection of a gentleman\'s standing in society.\n\nThe pair, which have fetching red stitching around the cuff, were purchased in 1967 after Mr Graham spotted an advert in Reader\'s Digest \n\nWhen told that driving gloves were surely only of use in years gone by when cars were filthy and leaked oil all over the place, and when drivers were exposed to the elements, Mr Graham explained: "Have you driven a Vauxhall Corsa lately?"\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Last motorist to use driving gloves lives in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7109-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-21 10:13:30', '2017-07-21 10:13:30', '', 7109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7109-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7115, 1, '2017-07-21 10:08:44', '2017-07-21 10:08:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7111" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last motorist in Britain to still use driving gloves comes from Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGeorge Graham, 83, won\'t set off in his Vauxhall Corsa without wearing his beloved pair of black leather gloves, which he has owned since 1967.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired tax inspector, from Bury St Edmunds, even keeps the cosy accessories in his car, meaning he is also the only person in Britain to use his glove compartment for actual gloves.\r\n\r\nSceptical motoring journalists claim nobody wears driving gloves any more, and that they should be consigned to the dustbin of history.\r\n\r\nBut after a major public appeal, the Suffolk Gazette tracked down Mr Graham while he was in his car on the way to B & Q.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg" alt="driving gloves" width="825" height="588" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7110" /></a>\r\n<br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was amazed to learn he was the only driver left in Britain still using the mysterious driving glove.\r\n\r\n"I swear by them," he said. "They keep my hands warm in winter and cool in summer. They also give me extra grip on the steering wheel.\r\n\r\n"And best of all they keep the germs off my hands when the wife has used the car before me."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe described his gloves as being elegant and a true reflection of a gentleman\'s standing in society.\r\n\r\nThe pair, which have fetching red stitching around the cuff, were purchased in 1967 after Mr Graham spotted an advert in Reader\'s Digest \r\n\r\nWhen told that driving gloves were surely only of use in years gone by when cars were filthy and leaked oil all over the place, and when drivers were exposed to the elements, Mr Graham explained: "Have you driven a Vauxhall Corsa lately?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Last motorist to use driving gloves lives in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7109-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-21 10:08:44', '2017-07-21 10:08:44', '', 7109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7109-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7116, 1, '2017-07-21 10:10:08', '2017-07-21 10:10:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7111" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last motorist in Britain to still use driving gloves comes from Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGeorge Graham, 83, won\'t set off in his Vauxhall Corsa without wearing his beloved pair of black leather gloves, which he has owned since 1967.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired tax inspector, from Bury St Edmunds, even keeps the cosy accessories in his car, meaning he is also the only person in Britain to use his glove compartment for actual gloves.\r\n\r\nSceptical motoring journalists claim nobody wears driving gloves any more, and that they should be consigned to the dustbin of history.\r\n\r\nBut after a major public appeal, the Suffolk Gazette tracked down Mr Graham while he was in his car on the way to B & Q.\r\n\r\n<img><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg" alt="driving gloves" width="825" height="588" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7110" /></a></img>\r\n<br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was amazed to learn he was the only driver left in Britain still using the mysterious driving glove.\r\n\r\n"I swear by them," he said. "They keep my hands warm in winter and cool in summer. They also give me extra grip on the steering wheel.\r\n\r\n"And best of all they keep the germs off my hands when the wife has used the car before me."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe described his gloves as being elegant and a true reflection of a gentleman\'s standing in society.\r\n\r\nThe pair, which have fetching red stitching around the cuff, were purchased in 1967 after Mr Graham spotted an advert in Reader\'s Digest \r\n\r\nWhen told that driving gloves were surely only of use in years gone by when cars were filthy and leaked oil all over the place, and when drivers were exposed to the elements, Mr Graham explained: "Have you driven a Vauxhall Corsa lately?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Last motorist to use driving gloves lives in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7109-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-21 10:10:08', '2017-07-21 10:10:08', '', 7109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7109-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7117, 1, '2017-07-21 10:13:32', '2017-07-21 10:13:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7111" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last motorist in Britain to still use driving gloves comes from Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGeorge Graham, 83, won\'t set off in his Vauxhall Corsa without wearing his beloved pair of black leather gloves, which he has owned since 1967.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired tax inspector, from Bury St Edmunds, even keeps the cosy accessories in his car, meaning he is also the only person in Britain to use his glove compartment for actual gloves.\r\n\r\nSceptical motoring journalists claim nobody wears driving gloves any more, and that they should be consigned to the dustbin of history.\r\n\r\nBut after a major public appeal, the Suffolk Gazette tracked down Mr Graham while he was in his car on the way to B & Q.\r\n\r\n<figure><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg" alt="driving gloves" width="825" height="588" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7110" /></a></figure>\r\n<br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was amazed to learn he was the only driver left in Britain still using the mysterious driving glove.\r\n\r\n"I swear by them," he said. "They keep my hands warm in winter and cool in summer. They also give me extra grip on the steering wheel.\r\n\r\n"And best of all they keep the germs off my hands when the wife has used the car before me."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe described his gloves as being elegant and a true reflection of a gentleman\'s standing in society.\r\n\r\nThe pair, which have fetching red stitching around the cuff, were purchased in 1967 after Mr Graham spotted an advert in Reader\'s Digest \r\n\r\nWhen told that driving gloves were surely only of use in years gone by when cars were filthy and leaked oil all over the place, and when drivers were exposed to the elements, Mr Graham explained: "Have you driven a Vauxhall Corsa lately?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Last motorist to use driving gloves lives in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7109-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-21 10:13:32', '2017-07-21 10:13:32', '', 7109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7109-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7118, 1, '2017-07-21 10:14:41', '2017-07-21 10:14:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/george-graham.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7111" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last motorist in Britain to still use driving gloves comes from Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGeorge Graham, 83, won\'t set off in his Vauxhall Corsa without wearing his beloved pair of black leather gloves, which he has owned since 1967.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired tax inspector, from Bury St Edmunds, even keeps the cosy accessories in his car, meaning he is also the only person in Britain to use his glove compartment for actual gloves.\r\n\r\nSceptical motoring journalists claim nobody wears driving gloves any more, and that they should be consigned to the dustbin of history.\r\n\r\nBut after a major public appeal, the Suffolk Gazette tracked down Mr Graham while he was in his car on the way to B & Q.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-gloves.jpg" alt="driving gloves" width="825" height="588" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7110" /></a>\r\n<br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was amazed to learn he was the only driver left in Britain still using the mysterious driving glove.\r\n\r\n"I swear by them," he said. "They keep my hands warm in winter and cool in summer. They also give me extra grip on the steering wheel.\r\n\r\n"And best of all they keep the germs off my hands when the wife has used the car before me."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe described his gloves as being elegant and a true reflection of a gentleman\'s standing in society.\r\n\r\nThe pair, which have fetching red stitching around the cuff, were purchased in 1967 after Mr Graham spotted an advert in Reader\'s Digest \r\n\r\nWhen told that driving gloves were surely only of use in years gone by when cars were filthy and leaked oil all over the place, and when drivers were exposed to the elements, Mr Graham explained: "Have you driven a Vauxhall Corsa lately?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Last motorist to use driving gloves lives in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7109-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-21 10:14:41', '2017-07-21 10:14:41', '', 7109, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7109-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7119, 0, '2017-07-21 12:56:22', '2017-07-21 12:56:22', 'Hello, \r\n\r\nI am interested in advertising on your website. How much would you charge for a sponsored post? Do you offer some other advertising opportunities?\r\n\r\nBest regards,\r\nJohn Topping\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: John Topping\nAUTHOR EMAIL: johntopping80@yahoo.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Advertise in the Suffolk Gazette\nIP: 104.238.169.32\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; John Topping\n    [2_Email] =&gt; johntopping80@yahoo.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hello, \r\n\r\nI am interested in advertising on your website. How much would you charge for a sponsored post? Do you offer some other advertising opportunities?\r\n\r\nBest regards,\r\nJohn Topping\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Advertise in the Suffolk Gazette\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/advertise-in-the-suffolk-gazette/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 9730fda4388b3f6524c5814404b1c18e\n)\n', 'John Topping - 2017-07-21 12:56:22', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9730fda4388b3f6524c5814404b1c18e', '', '', '2017-07-21 12:56:22', '2017-07-21 12:56:22', '', 1875, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=7119', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7122, 1, '2017-07-22 09:09:00', '2017-07-22 09:09:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ipswich-earthquake.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ipswich-earthquake.jpg" alt="Ipswich earthquake appeal" width="446" height="339" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7124" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The British Red Cross has set up an emergency appeal following this week\'s devastating earthquake in Ipswich, which left victims wandering about helplessly crying "fuuuckinell".</strong>\r\n\r\nThe tremor decimated the area causing approximately £76 worth of damage, with at least three areas of historic burnt out cars being disturbed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMany locals were woken during the tremor on Thursday night, well before their giros arrived. Suffolk police reported that even today those affected were confused and bewildered, still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOfficers said looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and have been carrying on as normal.\r\n\r\nRescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals, but has now launched a nationwide appeal for more urgent donations.\r\n\r\n<h2>APPEAL: HOW YOU CAN HELP</h2>\r\n\r\nThis appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this Suffolk disaster.\r\n\r\nClothing is in high demand - items most needed include:\r\n\r\n- Baseball caps\r\n- Full matching tracksuits\r\n- Nike Huarachi trainers\r\n- Tartan pyjamas\r\n- UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark\r\n\r\nFood parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, tins of baked beans, ice cream, cans of Strongbow or Special Brew and, of course, pies.\r\n\r\nHere\'s other ways your cash will be used:\r\n\r\n22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.\r\n£7 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of nine.\r\n£12 buys Benson & Hedges and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">To help now, simply click here and make your donation via PayPal.</a></h2>\r\n\r\nThank you, and please share this important post.', 'Ipswich earthquake emergency appeal', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-earthquake', '', '', '2017-07-22 09:22:09', '2017-07-22 09:22:09', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7122', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7123, 1, '2017-07-22 09:01:54', '2017-07-22 09:01:54', 'The British Red Cross has set up an emergency appeal following this week\'s devastating earthquake in Ipswich, which left victims wandering about helplessly crying "fuuuckinell".\r\n\r\nThe tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage, with at least three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMany locals were woken during the tremor on Thursday, well before their giros arrived. Suffolk police reported that even today those affected were confused and bewildered, still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOfficers said looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and have been carrying on as normal.\r\n\r\nRescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals, but have now launched a nationwide appeal.\r\n\r\n<h2>APPEAL: HOW YOU CAN HELP</h2>\r\n\r\nThis appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.\r\n\r\nClothing is most sought after - items most needed include:\r\n\r\n- Baseball caps\r\n- Full matching tracksuits\r\n- Nike Huarachi trainers\r\n- Tartan pyjamas\r\n- UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark\r\n\r\nFood parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, tins of baked beans, ice cream, cans of Strong Bow or Special Brew and, of course, pies.\r\n\r\n22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.\r\n£3 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of nine.\r\n£11 buys Benson & Hedges and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">To help now, simply click here and make your donation via PayPal.</a></h2>', 'Ipswich earthquake emergency appeal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7122-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-22 09:01:54', '2017-07-22 09:01:54', '', 7122, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7122-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7125, 1, '2017-07-22 09:09:00', '2017-07-22 09:09:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ipswich-earthquake.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ipswich-earthquake.jpg" alt="Ipswich earthquake appeal" width="446" height="339" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7124" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The British Red Cross has set up an emergency appeal following this week\'s devastating earthquake in Ipswich, which left victims wandering about helplessly crying "fuuuckinell".</strong>\r\n\r\nThe tremor decimated the area causing approximately £76 worth of damage, with at least three areas of historic burnt out cars being disturbed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMany locals were woken during the tremor on Thursday night, well before their giros arrived. Suffolk police reported that even today those affected were confused and bewildered, still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOfficers said looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and have been carrying on as normal.\r\n\r\nRescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals, but have now launched a nationwide appeal for more urgent donations.\r\n\r\n<h2>APPEAL: HOW YOU CAN HELP</h2>\r\n\r\nThis appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this Suffolk disaster.\r\n\r\nClothing is in high demand - items most needed include:\r\n\r\n- Baseball caps\r\n- Full matching tracksuits\r\n- Nike Huarachi trainers\r\n- Tartan pyjamas\r\n- UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark\r\n\r\nFood parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, tins of baked beans, ice cream, cans of Strongbow or Special Brew and, of course, pies.\r\n\r\nHere\'s other ways your cash will be used:\r\n\r\n22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.\r\n£7 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of nine.\r\n£12 buys Benson & Hedges and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.\r\n\r\nThank you.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">To help now, simply click here and make your donation via PayPal.</a></h2>', 'Ipswich earthquake emergency appeal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7122-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-22 09:09:00', '2017-07-22 09:09:00', '', 7122, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7122-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7126, 1, '2017-07-22 09:10:20', '2017-07-22 09:10:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ipswich-earthquake.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ipswich-earthquake.jpg" alt="Ipswich earthquake appeal" width="446" height="339" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7124" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The British Red Cross has set up an emergency appeal following this week\'s devastating earthquake in Ipswich, which left victims wandering about helplessly crying "fuuuckinell".</strong>\r\n\r\nThe tremor decimated the area causing approximately £76 worth of damage, with at least three areas of historic burnt out cars being disturbed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMany locals were woken during the tremor on Thursday night, well before their giros arrived. Suffolk police reported that even today those affected were confused and bewildered, still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOfficers said looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and have been carrying on as normal.\r\n\r\nRescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals, but has now launched a nationwide appeal for more urgent donations.\r\n\r\n<h2>APPEAL: HOW YOU CAN HELP</h2>\r\n\r\nThis appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this Suffolk disaster.\r\n\r\nClothing is in high demand - items most needed include:\r\n\r\n- Baseball caps\r\n- Full matching tracksuits\r\n- Nike Huarachi trainers\r\n- Tartan pyjamas\r\n- UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark\r\n\r\nFood parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, tins of baked beans, ice cream, cans of Strongbow or Special Brew and, of course, pies.\r\n\r\nHere\'s other ways your cash will be used:\r\n\r\n22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.\r\n£7 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of nine.\r\n£12 buys Benson & Hedges and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.\r\n\r\nThank you.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">To help now, simply click here and make your donation via PayPal.</a></h2>', 'Ipswich earthquake emergency appeal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7122-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-22 09:10:20', '2017-07-22 09:10:20', '', 7122, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7122-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7127, 1, '2017-07-22 09:11:25', '2017-07-22 09:11:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ipswich-earthquake.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ipswich-earthquake.jpg" alt="Ipswich earthquake appeal" width="446" height="339" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7124" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The British Red Cross has set up an emergency appeal following this week\'s devastating earthquake in Ipswich, which left victims wandering about helplessly crying "fuuuckinell".</strong>\r\n\r\nThe tremor decimated the area causing approximately £76 worth of damage, with at least three areas of historic burnt out cars being disturbed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMany locals were woken during the tremor on Thursday night, well before their giros arrived. Suffolk police reported that even today those affected were confused and bewildered, still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nOfficers said looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and have been carrying on as normal.\r\n\r\nRescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals, but has now launched a nationwide appeal for more urgent donations.\r\n\r\n<h2>APPEAL: HOW YOU CAN HELP</h2>\r\n\r\nThis appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this Suffolk disaster.\r\n\r\nClothing is in high demand - items most needed include:\r\n\r\n- Baseball caps\r\n- Full matching tracksuits\r\n- Nike Huarachi trainers\r\n- Tartan pyjamas\r\n- UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark\r\n\r\nFood parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, tins of baked beans, ice cream, cans of Strongbow or Special Brew and, of course, pies.\r\n\r\nHere\'s other ways your cash will be used:\r\n\r\n22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.\r\n£7 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of nine.\r\n£12 buys Benson & Hedges and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">To help now, simply click here and make your donation via PayPal.</a></h2>\r\n\r\nThank you, and please share this important post.', 'Ipswich earthquake emergency appeal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7122-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-22 09:11:25', '2017-07-22 09:11:25', '', 7122, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7122-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7128, 1, '2017-07-22 09:22:05', '2017-07-22 09:22:05', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ipswich-earthquake.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ipswich-earthquake.jpg" alt="Ipswich earthquake appeal" width="446" height="339" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7124" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The British Red Cross has set up an emergency appeal following this week\'s devastating earthquake in Ipswich, which left victims wandering about helplessly crying "fuuuckinell".</strong>\n\nThe tremor decimated the area causing approximately £76 worth of damage, with at least three areas of historic burnt out cars being disturbed.\n\n\n\nMany locals were woken during the tremor on Thursday night, well before their giros arrived. Suffolk police reported that even today those affected were confused and bewildered, still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ipswich.\n\nOfficers said looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and have been carrying on as normal.\n\nRescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals, but has now launched a nationwide appeal for more urgent donations.\n\n<h2>APPEAL: HOW YOU CAN HELP</h2>\n\nThis appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this Suffolk disaster.\n\nClothing is in high demand - items most needed include:\n\n- Baseball caps\n- Full matching tracksuits\n- Nike Huarachi trainers\n- Tartan pyjamas\n- UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark\n\nFood parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, tins of baked beans, ice cream, cans of Strongbow or Special Brew and, of course, pies.\n\nHere\'s other ways your cash will be used:\n\n22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.\n£7 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of nine.\n£12 buys Benson & Hedges and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">To help now, simply click here and make your donation via PayPal.</a></h2>\n\nThank you, and please share this important post.', 'Ipswich earthquake emergency appeal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7122-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-22 09:22:05', '2017-07-22 09:22:05', '', 7122, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7122-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7129, 1, '2017-07-22 11:54:27', '2017-07-22 11:54:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sean-spicer-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sean-spicer-ipswich.jpg" alt="Sean Spicer ITFC" width="547" height="328" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7130" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans has moved quickly to hire Sean Spicer, the former White House press secretary, as the club\'s new Director of Communications.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Spicer, who caused controversy with his ill-tempered Washington press briefings, has already ruffled feathers in his opening meeting with journalists at Portman Road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe quit his White House role unexpectedly yesterday as President Donald Trump moved to bring in a smooth new operator in his place.\r\n\r\nBut that opened the door for <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/the-greyhound-stadium-portman-road/">Ipswich Town</a>, and Mr Evans is already seeing the benefits his new hire\'s extravagant claims.\r\n\r\nMr Spicer told hushed Suffolk journalists today: "Season ticket sales have hit 24,000 and we expect to play in front of crowds of 27,000 this season," he claimed.\r\n\r\n"In fact, we will have the highest gates on record. Period.\r\n\r\n"After we narrowly missed out on promotion last season, we have now spent tens of millions on new players, and next week we will unveil a £15 million new striker to replace Daryl Murphy, just like we said we would.\r\n\r\n"Our goalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski is not going to be sold, the Jonathan Douglas/Cole Skuse midfield pairing was out of this world, and we\'ll be giving our youth players a real chance this year."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpicer saved some of his famous spite for journalists until the end of the briefing, when the Suffolk Gazette\'s editor tried to ask a question about ticket prices.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk Gazette? Fake news. It\'s worse than CNN," he said. "Mr Evans is clear there is no room for this Fake News Media anymore."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Sean Spicer joins Ipswich Town as PR supremo', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sean-spicer-ipswich', '', '', '2018-01-29 11:21:44', '2018-01-29 11:21:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7129', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7131, 1, '2017-07-22 11:54:27', '2017-07-22 11:54:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sean-spicer-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sean-spicer-ipswich.jpg" alt="Sean Spicer ITFC" width="547" height="328" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7130" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans has moved quickly to hire Sean Spicer, the former White House press secretary, as the club\'s new Director of Communications.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Spicer, who caused controversy with his ill-tempered Washington press briefings, has already ruffled feathers in his opening meeting with journalists at Portman Road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe quit his White House role unexpectedly yesterday as President Donald Trump moved to bring in a smooth new operator in his place.\r\n\r\nBut that opened the door for Ipswich Town, and Mr Evans is already seeing the benefits his new hire\'s extravagant claims.\r\n\r\nMr Spicer told hushed Suffolk journalists today: "Season ticket sales have hit 24,000 and we expect to play in front of crowds of 27,000 this season," he claimed.\r\n\r\n"In fact, we will have the highest gates on record. Period.\r\n\r\n"We have also spent tens of millions on new players, and next week we will unveil a £15 million new striker to replace Daryl Murphy, just like we said we would.\r\n\r\n"Our goalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski is not going to be sold, the Jonathan Douglas/Cole Skuse midfield pairing was out of this world, and we\'ll be giving our youth players a real chance this year."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpicer saved some of his famous spite for journalists until the end of the briefing, when the Suffolk Gazette\'s editor tried to ask a question about ticket prices.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk Gazette? Fake news," he said. "Mr Evans is clear there is no room for this Fake News Media anymore."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Sean Spicer joins Ipswich Town as PR supremo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7129-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-22 11:54:27', '2017-07-22 11:54:27', '', 7129, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7129-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7132, 1, '2017-07-22 11:57:06', '2017-07-22 11:57:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sean-spicer-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sean-spicer-ipswich.jpg" alt="Sean Spicer ITFC" width="547" height="328" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7130" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans has moved quickly to hire Sean Spicer, the former White House press secretary, as the club\'s new Director of Communications.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Spicer, who caused controversy with his ill-tempered Washington press briefings, has already ruffled feathers in his opening meeting with journalists at Portman Road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe quit his White House role unexpectedly yesterday as President Donald Trump moved to bring in a smooth new operator in his place.\r\n\r\nBut that opened the door for Ipswich Town, and Mr Evans is already seeing the benefits his new hire\'s extravagant claims.\r\n\r\nMr Spicer told hushed Suffolk journalists today: "Season ticket sales have hit 24,000 and we expect to play in front of crowds of 27,000 this season," he claimed.\r\n\r\n"In fact, we will have the highest gates on record. Period.\r\n\r\n"We have also spent tens of millions on new players, and next week we will unveil a £15 million new striker to replace Daryl Murphy, just like we said we would.\r\n\r\n"Our goalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski is not going to be sold, the Jonathan Douglas/Cole Skuse midfield pairing was out of this world, and we\'ll be giving our youth players a real chance this year."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpicer saved some of his famous spite for journalists until the end of the briefing, when the Suffolk Gazette\'s editor tried to ask a question about ticket prices.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk Gazette? Fake news. It\'s worse than CNN" he said. "Mr Evans is clear there is no room for this Fake News Media anymore."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Sean Spicer joins Ipswich Town as PR supremo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7129-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-22 11:57:06', '2017-07-22 11:57:06', '', 7129, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7129-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7133, 1, '2017-07-22 12:24:33', '2017-07-22 12:24:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sean-spicer-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sean-spicer-ipswich.jpg" alt="Sean Spicer ITFC" width="547" height="328" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7130" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans has moved quickly to hire Sean Spicer, the former White House press secretary, as the club\'s new Director of Communications.</strong>\n\nMr Spicer, who caused controversy with his ill-tempered Washington press briefings, has already ruffled feathers in his opening meeting with journalists at Portman Road.\n\n\n\nHe quit his White House role unexpectedly yesterday as President Donald Trump moved to bring in a smooth new operator in his place.\n\nBut that opened the door for Ipswich Town, and Mr Evans is already seeing the benefits his new hire\'s extravagant claims.\n\nMr Spicer told hushed Suffolk journalists today: "Season ticket sales have hit 24,000 and we expect to play in front of crowds of 27,000 this season," he claimed.\n\n"In fact, we will have the highest gates on record. Period.\n\n"Following our narrow miss of promotion last season, we have also spent tens of millions on new players, and next week we will unveil a £15 million new striker to replace Daryl Murphy, just like we said we would.\n\n"Our goalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski is not going to be sold, the Jonathan Douglas/Cole Skuse midfield pairing was out of this world, and we\'ll be giving our youth players a real chance this year."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSpicer saved some of his famous spite for journalists until the end of the briefing, when the Suffolk Gazette\'s editor tried to ask a question about ticket prices.\n\n"Suffolk Gazette? Fake news. It\'s worse than CNN" he said. "Mr Evans is clear there is no room for this Fake News Media anymore."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Sean Spicer joins Ipswich Town as PR supremo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7129-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-22 12:24:33', '2017-07-22 12:24:33', '', 7129, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7129-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7134, 1, '2017-07-22 12:25:22', '2017-07-22 12:25:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sean-spicer-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sean-spicer-ipswich.jpg" alt="Sean Spicer ITFC" width="547" height="328" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7130" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans has moved quickly to hire Sean Spicer, the former White House press secretary, as the club\'s new Director of Communications.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Spicer, who caused controversy with his ill-tempered Washington press briefings, has already ruffled feathers in his opening meeting with journalists at Portman Road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe quit his White House role unexpectedly yesterday as President Donald Trump moved to bring in a smooth new operator in his place.\r\n\r\nBut that opened the door for Ipswich Town, and Mr Evans is already seeing the benefits his new hire\'s extravagant claims.\r\n\r\nMr Spicer told hushed Suffolk journalists today: "Season ticket sales have hit 24,000 and we expect to play in front of crowds of 27,000 this season," he claimed.\r\n\r\n"In fact, we will have the highest gates on record. Period.\r\n\r\n"After we narrowly missed out on promotion last season, we have now spent tens of millions on new players, and next week we will unveil a £15 million new striker to replace Daryl Murphy, just like we said we would.\r\n\r\n"Our goalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski is not going to be sold, the Jonathan Douglas/Cole Skuse midfield pairing was out of this world, and we\'ll be giving our youth players a real chance this year."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpicer saved some of his famous spite for journalists until the end of the briefing, when the Suffolk Gazette\'s editor tried to ask a question about ticket prices.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk Gazette? Fake news. It\'s worse than CNN" he said. "Mr Evans is clear there is no room for this Fake News Media anymore."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Sean Spicer joins Ipswich Town as PR supremo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7129-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-22 12:25:22', '2017-07-22 12:25:22', '', 7129, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7129-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7138, 1, '2017-07-23 09:04:48', '2017-07-23 09:04:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/bicycle-ride.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/bicycle-ride.jpg" alt="Bicycle ride" width="896" height="616" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7140" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A skinny British man has finished a long bicycle ride in France, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">Christopher Froome</a>, 32, spent weeks pedaling all over the country with several hundred other cycling enthusiasts.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey went up and down big hills and did some sprinting to keep themselves amused as they criss-crossed France.\r\n\r\nIt appears they may have bicycled an awfully long way, because they all seemed to have lost a lot of weight.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Froome has been cycling in France several times before, and clearly has a superb relationship with the French - who were so sad that his exciting bicycle ride had finished that they booed at the end.\r\n\r\nFor finishing his bike ride earlier than the rest, Mr Froome was given a yellow t-shirt. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Skinny man finishes long bicycle ride', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'bicycle-ride', '', '', '2018-03-06 20:34:10', '2018-03-06 20:34:10', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7138', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7144, 1, '2017-07-24 12:55:23', '2017-07-24 12:55:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png" alt="Ceefax" width="493" height="377" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7145" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe county of Norfolk was celebrating today at the arrival of Ceefax, a new-fangled piece of communications technology.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals were glued to their television sets for hours, watching the pages of text information appear quite slowly.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEven though not many people in Norfolk can read, the Ceefax service, provided by BBC East exclusively for Norfolk, is seen as a huge step forward in bringing the county up to speed with the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\nLocals are being told they can now see news, the weather and even football results more or less in real time - although they have to wait for the Ceefax service to cycle through ten pages in rotation before the scores actually update.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a giant technological leap for a place like Norfolk," said BBC East\' head of Ceefax, Bon Scott. "Television has only recently arrived in the county, and now those lucky enough to have a set can enjoy our text-based information service.\r\n\r\n"The feedback has been mixed, we admit, as some Norfolk viewers are having difficulty getting to grips with the remote control required to use Ceefax.\r\n\r\n"It seems having six fingers is not as useful as it sounds."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal man Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We\'ve been gathering around my uncle\'s TV and pointing at Ceefax a lot. We have no idea what it means but I am sure there is trickery at work."\r\n\r\nThe Ceefax service is being updated by a team of three writers at the BBC\'s offices in Norwich.\r\n\r\nThey simply copy items off the internet, then paste them into the ancient Ceefax software so that it spits out dodgy, boxy text pages to the local simpletons.\r\n\r\nItems of interest include the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-man-gets-lost-on-spin-bike/">Norfolk man who got lost on a spin bike</a>, and the fact that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-people-told-to-wash/">Norfolk people have been advised to wash occasionally</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ceefax arrives in Norfolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ceefax', '', '', '2018-03-28 10:52:48', '2018-03-28 10:52:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7144', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7146, 1, '2017-07-24 12:55:23', '2017-07-24 12:55:23', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe county of Norfolk was celebrating today at the arrival of Ceefax, a new-fangled piece of communications technology.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals were glued to their television sets for hours, watching the pages of text information appear quite slowly.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEven though not many people in Norfolk can read, the Ceefax service, provided by BBC East exclusively for Norfolk, is seen as a huge step forward in bringing the county up to speed with the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png" alt="Ceefax" width="493" height="377" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7145" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals are being told they can now see news, the weather, quizzes and even football results more or less in real time - although they have to wait for the Ceefax service to cycle through ten pages in rotation before the scores actually update.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s a giant technological leap for a place like Norfolk," said BBC East\' head of Ceefax, Bon Scott. "Television has only recently arrived in the county, and now those lucky enough to have a set can enjoy our text-based information service."\r\n\r\nLocal man Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We\'ve been gathering around my uncle\'s TV and pointing at Ceefax a lot. We have no idea what it means but I am sure there is trickery at work."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ceefax arrives in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7144-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-24 12:55:23', '2017-07-24 12:55:23', '', 7144, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7144-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7147, 1, '2017-07-24 12:57:12', '2017-07-24 12:57:12', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe county of Norfolk was celebrating today at the arrival of Ceefax, a new-fangled piece of communications technology.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals were glued to their television sets for hours, watching the pages of text information appear quite slowly.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEven though not many people in Norfolk can read, the Ceefax service, provided by BBC East exclusively for Norfolk, is seen as a huge step forward in bringing the county up to speed with the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png" alt="Ceefax" width="493" height="377" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7145" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals are being told they can now see news, the weather and even football results more or less in real time - although they have to wait for the Ceefax service to cycle through ten pages in rotation before the scores actually update.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s a giant technological leap for a place like Norfolk," said BBC East\' head of Ceefax, Bon Scott. "Television has only recently arrived in the county, and now those lucky enough to have a set can enjoy our text-based information service."\r\n\r\nLocal man Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We\'ve been gathering around my uncle\'s TV and pointing at Ceefax a lot. We have no idea what it means but I am sure there is trickery at work."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ceefax arrives in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7144-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-24 12:57:12', '2017-07-24 12:57:12', '', 7144, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7144-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7148, 1, '2018-03-28 10:51:41', '2018-03-28 10:51:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png" alt="Ceefax" width="493" height="377" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7145" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nThe county of Norfolk was celebrating today at the arrival of Ceefax, a new-fangled piece of communications technology.</strong>\n\nLocals were glued to their television sets for hours, watching the pages of text information appear quite slowly.\n\n\n\nEven though not many people in Norfolk can read, the Ceefax service, provided by BBC East exclusively for Norfolk, is seen as a huge step forward in bringing the county up to speed with the rest of Britain.\n\nLocals are being told they can now see news, the weather and even football results more or less in real time - although they have to wait for the Ceefax service to cycle through ten pages in rotation before the scores actually update.\n\n"It\'s a giant technological leap for a place like Norfolk," said BBC East\' head of Ceefax, Bon Scott. "Television has only recently arrived in the county, and now those lucky enough to have a set can enjoy our text-based information service.\n\n"The feedback has been mixed, we admit, as some Norfolk viewers are having difficulty getting to grips with the remote control required to use Ceefax.\n\n"It seems having six fingers is not as useful as it sounds."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nLocal man Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We\'ve been gathering around my uncle\'s TV and pointing at Ceefax a lot. We have no idea what it means but I am sure there is trickery at work."\n\nThe Ceefax service is being updated by a team of three writers at the BBC\'s offices in Norwich.\n\nThey simply copy items off the internet, then paste them into the ancient Ceefax software so that it spits out dodgy, boxy text pages to the local simpletons.\n\nItems of interest include the Norfolk man who got lost on a p\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ceefax arrives in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7144-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-28 10:51:41', '2018-03-28 10:51:41', '', 7144, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7144-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7149, 1, '2017-07-24 13:05:21', '2017-07-24 13:05:21', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe county of Norfolk was celebrating today at the arrival of Ceefax, a new-fangled piece of communications technology.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals were glued to their television sets for hours, watching the pages of text information appear quite slowly.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEven though not many people in Norfolk can read, the Ceefax service, provided by BBC East exclusively for Norfolk, is seen as a huge step forward in bringing the county up to speed with the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png" alt="Ceefax" width="493" height="377" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7145" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals are being told they can now see news, the weather and even football results more or less in real time - although they have to wait for the Ceefax service to cycle through ten pages in rotation before the scores actually update.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s a giant technological leap for a place like Norfolk," said BBC East\' head of Ceefax, Bon Scott. "Television has only recently arrived in the county, and now those lucky enough to have a set can enjoy our text-based information service."\r\n\r\nLocal man Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We\'ve been gathering around my uncle\'s TV and pointing at Ceefax a lot. We have no idea what it means but I am sure there is trickery at work."\r\n\r\nThe Ceefax service is being updated by a team of three writers at the BBC\'s offices in Norwich. They simply copy items off the internet, then paste them into the ancient Ceefax software so that it spits out dodgy, boxy text pages to the local simpletons.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ceefax arrives in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7144-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-24 13:05:21', '2017-07-24 13:05:21', '', 7144, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7144-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7150, 1, '2017-07-24 13:06:25', '2017-07-24 13:06:25', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe county of Norfolk was celebrating today at the arrival of Ceefax, a new-fangled piece of communications technology.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals were glued to their television sets for hours, watching the pages of text information appear quite slowly.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEven though not many people in Norfolk can read, the Ceefax service, provided by BBC East exclusively for Norfolk, is seen as a huge step forward in bringing the county up to speed with the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png" alt="Ceefax" width="493" height="377" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7145" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals are being told they can now see news, the weather and even football results more or less in real time - although they have to wait for the Ceefax service to cycle through ten pages in rotation before the scores actually update.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s a giant technological leap for a place like Norfolk," said BBC East\' head of Ceefax, Bon Scott. "Television has only recently arrived in the county, and now those lucky enough to have a set can enjoy our text-based information service."\r\n\r\nLocal man Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We\'ve been gathering around my uncle\'s TV and pointing at Ceefax a lot. We have no idea what it means but I am sure there is trickery at work."\r\n\r\nThe Ceefax service is being updated by a team of three writers at the BBC\'s offices in Norwich.\r\n\r\nThey simply copy items off the internet, then paste them into the ancient Ceefax software so that it spits out dodgy, boxy text pages to the local simpletons.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ceefax arrives in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7144-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-24 13:06:25', '2017-07-24 13:06:25', '', 7144, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7144-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7151, 1, '2017-07-24 13:08:39', '2017-07-24 13:08:39', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe county of Norfolk was celebrating today at the arrival of Ceefax, a new-fangled piece of communications technology.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals were glued to their television sets for hours, watching the pages of text information appear quite slowly.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEven though not many people in Norfolk can read, the Ceefax service, provided by BBC East exclusively for Norfolk, is seen as a huge step forward in bringing the county up to speed with the rest of Britain.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Ceefax.png" alt="Ceefax" width="493" height="377" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7145" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocals are being told they can now see news, the weather and even football results more or less in real time - although they have to wait for the Ceefax service to cycle through ten pages in rotation before the scores actually update.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a giant technological leap for a place like Norfolk," said BBC East\' head of Ceefax, Bon Scott. "Television has only recently arrived in the county, and now those lucky enough to have a set can enjoy our text-based information service.\r\n\r\n"The feedback has been mixed, we admit, as some Norfolk viewers are having difficulty getting to grips with the remote control required to use Ceefax.\r\n\r\n"It seems having six fingers is not as useful as it sounds."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal man Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "We\'ve been gathering around my uncle\'s TV and pointing at Ceefax a lot. We have no idea what it means but I am sure there is trickery at work."\r\n\r\nThe Ceefax service is being updated by a team of three writers at the BBC\'s offices in Norwich.\r\n\r\nThey simply copy items off the internet, then paste them into the ancient Ceefax software so that it spits out dodgy, boxy text pages to the local simpletons.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ceefax arrives in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7144-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-24 13:08:39', '2017-07-24 13:08:39', '', 7144, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7144-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7152, 1, '2018-07-27 06:03:59', '2018-07-27 06:03:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7204" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg" alt="Cordless hose" width="900" height="600" /></a>\n\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\n\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, even during the current heatwave, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the use of a hosepipe.\n\n\n\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\n\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\n\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\n\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\n\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc and is the result of years of development.\n\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\n\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\n\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\n\nNorbert Bush, the widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\n\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break and impossible to lose.\n\nAnd now a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">fuel-free BBQ that operates by WiFi</a> has been invented in Suffolk.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller during heatwave', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cordless-garden-hose', '', '', '2019-05-07 08:01:42', '2019-05-07 08:01:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7152', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7155, 1, '2017-07-25 08:03:41', '2017-07-25 08:03:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg" alt="Cordless garden hose" width="582" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7154" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden - and then spend ages carefully rolling it back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Wonder Water Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-25 08:03:41', '2017-07-25 08:03:41', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7156, 1, '2017-07-25 08:05:11', '2017-07-25 08:05:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg" alt="Cordless garden hose" width="582" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7154" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden - and then spend ages carefully rolling it back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Hugh TF Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-25 08:05:11', '2017-07-25 08:05:11', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7157, 1, '2017-07-25 08:06:14', '2017-07-25 08:06:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg" alt="Cordless garden hose" width="582" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7154" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden - and then spend ages carefully rolling it back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Hugh TF Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-25 08:06:14', '2017-07-25 08:06:14', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7158, 1, '2017-07-25 08:07:22', '2017-07-25 08:07:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg" alt="Cordless garden hose" width="582" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7154" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden - and then spend ages carefully rolling it back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-25 08:07:22', '2017-07-25 08:07:22', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7159, 1, '2017-07-25 08:16:31', '2017-07-25 08:16:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg" alt="Cordless garden hose" width="582" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7154" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-25 08:16:31', '2017-07-25 08:16:31', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7161, 1, '2017-07-25 08:18:54', '2017-07-25 08:18:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg" alt="Cordless garden hose" width="582" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7154" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-25 08:18:54', '2017-07-25 08:18:54', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7163, 1, '2017-07-25 15:53:13', '2017-07-25 15:53:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg" alt="Cordless garden hose" width="582" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7154" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break impossible to lose.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-25 15:53:13', '2017-07-25 15:53:13', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7164, 1, '2018-09-20 09:43:22', '2018-09-20 09:43:22', '<strong>They said it couldn\'t be done, but a Suffolk company has invented a new type of telephone that you can never lose and is almost impossible to break.</strong>\n\nThe phone is attached to a wall by a sturdy cable and is designed to be placed on a table in the hallway so that you always know where it is.\n\n\n\nThis clever position also allows you to have a conversation in private without the whole house having to listen.\n\nAnd it means you will no longer be forced to sound like a pompous idiot by speaking loudly on a phone on a train or in the pub.\n\nDespite its many hi-tech advantages, the phone is considerably cheaper than other devices available in the shops, and the manufacturers claim it will never need expensive upgrades.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, managing director of Back to the Future Ltd, of Felixstowe, said: "This new device has everything, even a clock. You need only to dial what we are calling the Speaking Clock to have a human voice tell you the exact time."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/old-telephone-invention-e1462348008794.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/old-telephone-invention-e1462348008794.jpg" alt="old telephone" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3534" /></a><i>Rings a bell: new telephone invented in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe telephone comes in a range of vibrant colours, so long as it\'s beige. It never loses its signal and, amazingly, never even needs charging up. Furthermore, you can drop it time and again and it will never break.\n\n"We believe this is a game changer for every household or business in the country," Ms Fisher, 34, said.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nShe added that a further benefit was the telephone came with just one ringtone - two bell-like rings - which meant there could never be any confusion when it rang.\n\nThe telephone is packed with neat design features, including a clever rotary dial that you move with your index finger in order to ring another number. "This is very tactile," Ms Fisher, 34, explained, "and our test groups loved it. Part of the fun is dialling the number one, for example, then waiting a second or two as you watch the dial return to the start."\n\nBack to the Future is now in advanced talks with British Telecom to have their devices installed in every home. The company hopes BT will then introduce a big book each year which lists everyone\'s phone number - and in case you forget your own number, there is a little piece of paper in the middle of the dial so you can note it down.\n\nThe news is the most exciting to come out of Suffolk since it was revealed an elderly woman had become the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-suffolk-bus/">first to circumnavigate the county by bus</a>.', 'At last! A phone you can\'t lose or break', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3533-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-20 09:43:22', '2018-09-20 09:43:22', '', 3533, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3533-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7165, 1, '2017-07-25 15:57:37', '2017-07-25 15:57:37', '<strong>They said it couldn\'t be done, but a Suffolk company has invented a new type of telephone that you can never lose and is almost impossible to break.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe phone is attached to a wall by a sturdy cable and is designed to be placed on a table in the hallway so that you always know where it is.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis clever position also allows you to have a conversation in private without the whole house having to listen.\r\n\r\nAnd it means you will no longer be forced to sound like a pompous idiot by speaking loudly on a phone on a train or in the pub.\r\n\r\nDespite its many hi-tech advantages, the phone is considerably cheaper than other devices available in the shops, and the manufacturers claim it will never need expensive upgrades.\r\n\r\nStephen Smith, managing director of Back to the Future Ltd, of Felixstowe, said: "This new device has everything, even a clock. You need only dial what we are calling the Speaking Clock to have a human voice tell you the exact time."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/old-telephone-invention-e1462348008794.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/old-telephone-invention-e1462348008794.jpg" alt="old telephone" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3534" /></a><i>Rings a bell: new telephone invented in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe telephone comes in a range of vibrant colours, so long as it\'s beige. It never loses its signal and, amazingly, never even needs charging up. Furthermore, you can drop it time and again and it will never break.\r\n\r\n"We believe this is a game changer for every household or business in the country," Mr Smith said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe added that a further benefit was the telephone came with just one ring tone - two bell-like rings - which meant there could never be any confusion when it rang.\r\n\r\nThe telephone is packed with neat design features, including a clever rotary dial that you move with your index finger in order to ring another number. "This is very tactile," Mr Smith explained, "and our test groups loved it. Part of the fun is dialing the number one, for example, then waiting a second or two as you watch the dial return to the start."\r\n\r\nBack to the Future is now in advanced talks with British Telecom to have their devices installed in every home. The company hopes BT will then introduce a big book each year which lists everyone\'s phone number - and in case you forget your own number, there is a little piece of paper in the middle of the dial so you can note it down.\r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'At last! A phone you can\'t lose or break', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3533-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-25 15:57:37', '2017-07-25 15:57:37', '', 3533, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3533-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7166, 1, '2017-07-25 16:00:00', '2017-07-25 16:00:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg" alt="Cordless garden hose" width="582" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7154" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break and impossible to lose.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-25 16:00:00', '2017-07-25 16:00:00', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7168, 1, '2017-07-26 11:11:20', '2017-07-26 11:11:20', '<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA brave cop who caught a lorry packed with stolen paint has now been decorated.</strong>\r\n\r\nPC Matt Coates was on duty on the A14 near Stowmarket when he received a call about the theft of a blue Scania truck and 50,000 cans of Dulux from nearby Claydon.\r\n\r\nHe spotted the stolen lorry moments later and managed to overtake it and then block the carriageway before forcing the driver to give himself up.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "The owners of the paint were grateful and nominated PC Coates to be decorated for his bravery.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"PC Coates is a modest chap and tried to gloss over it, but we could tell he was quite emulsional because it was his first arrest."\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added that PC Coates, 28, later celebrated his award by "getting plastered" with his mates.\r\n\r\nAnd following his brush with the law, robber Derek Smith, 63, from London, was jailed for six months at Ipswich Crown Court.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brave cop decorated after recovering stolen paint', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4350-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-26 11:11:20', '2017-07-26 11:11:20', '', 4350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7171, 1, '2017-07-26 13:45:08', '2017-07-26 13:45:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg" alt="Cordless garden hose" width="582" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7154" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break and impossible to lose.\r\n\r\n<em>Hat tip to The Onion for the picture.</em>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-26 13:45:08', '2017-07-26 13:45:08', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7172, 1, '2017-07-26 13:45:54', '2017-07-26 13:45:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cordless-garden-hose.jpg" alt="Cordless garden hose" width="582" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7154" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break and impossible to lose.\r\n\r\n<em>Hat tip to <a href="http://www.theonion.com/">The Onion</a> for the picture.</em>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-26 13:45:54', '2017-07-26 13:45:54', '', 7152, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7173, 1, '2017-07-26 15:10:12', '2017-07-26 15:10:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/coal-fired-electric-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/coal-fired-electric-car.jpg" alt="Coal fired electric car" width="960" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7174" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Government will generate enough electricity to power greener electric cars by re-opening all of Britain\'s coal-fired power stations, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nEnvironment campaigners are delighted that new petrol and diesel cars will be outlawed from 2040, but may not be so pleased about how the pullution-saving scheme will become possible.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn order to provide enough electricity for everyone\'s electric cars, pollution-spouting coal-fired power stations will be recommissioned across Britain.\r\n\r\nClouds of smoke and carbon dioxide will then merge together to form a haze and a smog, setting planet-saving green initiatives back decades.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street insider said: "We got all the positive headlines by announcing all new cars must be electric from 2040.\r\n\r\n"However, we have not told anybody where all the electricity will be coming from. Hopefully nobody will ask."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nExperts predict up to ten new power stations will be needed to cope with demand, particularly at rush hour.\r\n\r\nBut the cheapest option will be burning fossil fuels across Britain once again - generating more pollution than will be saved by scrapping diesel and petrol.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not sure anyone in the Government has really thought this through," said motorist Angus Young. "I suppose we could have a few more nuclear power stations as well, risking an environmental disaster on a global scale."\r\n\r\nAccording to lobbyists, coal power plants are a country\'s top source of carbon dioxide emissions, the primary cause of global warming\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Coal-fired power stations to generate electricity for electric cars', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'coal-fired', '', '', '2017-07-26 15:19:15', '2017-07-26 15:19:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7173', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7175, 1, '2017-07-26 15:10:12', '2017-07-26 15:10:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/coal-fired-electric-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/coal-fired-electric-car.jpg" alt="Coal fired electric car" width="960" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7174" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Government will generate enough electricity to power Britain\'s greener electric cars by re-opening all of Britain\'s coal-fired power stations, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nEnvironment campaigners are delighted that new petrol and diesel cars will be outlawed from 2040, but may not be so pleased about how the pullution-saving scheme will become possible.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn order to provide enough electricity for everyone\'s electric cars, pollution-spouting coal-fired power stations will be recommissioned across Britain.\r\n\r\nClouds of smoke and carbon dioxide will then merge together to form a haze and a smog, setting planet-saving green initiatives back decades.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street insider said: "We got all the positive headlines by announcing all new cars must be electric from 2040.\r\n\r\n"However, we have not told anybody where all the electricity will be coming from. Hopefully nobody will ask."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nExperts predict up to ten new power stations will be needed to cope with demand, particularly at rush hour.\r\n\r\nBut the cheapest option will be burning fossil fuels across Britain once again - generating more pollution than will be saved by scrapping diesel and petrol.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not sure anyone in the Government has really thought this through," said motorist Angus Young. "I suppose we could have a few more nuclear power stations as well, risking an environmental disaster on a global scale."\r\n\r\nAccording to lobbyists, coal power plants are a country\'s top source of carbon dioxide emissions, the primary cause of global warming\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Coal-fired power stations to generate electricity for electric cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7173-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-26 15:10:12', '2017-07-26 15:10:12', '', 7173, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7173-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7176, 1, '2017-07-26 15:19:07', '2017-07-26 15:19:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/coal-fired-electric-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/coal-fired-electric-car.jpg" alt="Coal fired electric car" width="960" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7174" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The Government will generate enough electricity to power greener electric cars by re-opening all of Britain\'s coal-fired power stations, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nEnvironment campaigners are delighted that new petrol and diesel cars will be outlawed from 2040, but may not be so pleased about how the pullution-saving scheme will become possible.\n\n\n\nIn order to provide enough electricity for everyone\'s electric cars, pollution-spouting coal-fired power stations will be recommissioned across Britain.\n\nClouds of smoke and carbon dioxide will then merge together to form a haze and a smog, setting planet-saving green initiatives back decades.\n\nA Downing Street insider said: "We got all the positive headlines by announcing all new cars must be electric from 2040.\n\n"However, we have not told anybody where all the electricity will be coming from. Hopefully nobody will ask."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nExperts predict up to ten new power stations will be needed to cope with demand, particularly at rush hour.\n\nBut the cheapest option will be burning fossil fuels across Britain once again - generating more pollution than will be saved by scrapping diesel and petrol.\n\n"I\'m not sure anyone in the Government has really thought this through," said motorist Angus Young. "I suppose we could have a few more nuclear power stations as well, risking an environmental disaster on a global scale."\n\nAccording to lobbyists, coal power plants are a country\'s top source of carbon dioxide emissions, the primary cause of global warming\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Coal-fired power stations to generate electricity for electric cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7173-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-26 15:19:07', '2017-07-26 15:19:07', '', 7173, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7173-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7177, 1, '2017-07-26 15:19:15', '2017-07-26 15:19:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/coal-fired-electric-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/coal-fired-electric-car.jpg" alt="Coal fired electric car" width="960" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7174" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Government will generate enough electricity to power greener electric cars by re-opening all of Britain\'s coal-fired power stations, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nEnvironment campaigners are delighted that new petrol and diesel cars will be outlawed from 2040, but may not be so pleased about how the pullution-saving scheme will become possible.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn order to provide enough electricity for everyone\'s electric cars, pollution-spouting coal-fired power stations will be recommissioned across Britain.\r\n\r\nClouds of smoke and carbon dioxide will then merge together to form a haze and a smog, setting planet-saving green initiatives back decades.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street insider said: "We got all the positive headlines by announcing all new cars must be electric from 2040.\r\n\r\n"However, we have not told anybody where all the electricity will be coming from. Hopefully nobody will ask."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nExperts predict up to ten new power stations will be needed to cope with demand, particularly at rush hour.\r\n\r\nBut the cheapest option will be burning fossil fuels across Britain once again - generating more pollution than will be saved by scrapping diesel and petrol.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not sure anyone in the Government has really thought this through," said motorist Angus Young. "I suppose we could have a few more nuclear power stations as well, risking an environmental disaster on a global scale."\r\n\r\nAccording to lobbyists, coal power plants are a country\'s top source of carbon dioxide emissions, the primary cause of global warming\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Coal-fired power stations to generate electricity for electric cars', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7173-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-26 15:19:15', '2017-07-26 15:19:15', '', 7173, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7173-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7180, 1, '2017-07-27 08:20:28', '2017-07-27 08:20:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1218" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe first ever Ideal Second Home Show will be a popular event on Suffolk\'s Sunrise Coast, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nOrganised by local estate agents Ruth Leaks and Jim Neepots, the show celebrates the contribution made by second homeowners in the seaside towns of Aldeburgh and Southwold, as well as all the surrounding villages.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Leaks explained: "Second homeowners get a really bad press around here but they are vital to the local economy.\r\n\r\n"Without them most of Suffolk would be a bit like Leiston or, heaven forbid, Lowestoft."\r\n\r\nVisitors to the show, which is being staged at Walberswick, just south of Southwold, will get the chance to meet local builders, the local planning department and other members of the neighbourhood Masonic Lodge to discuss their preposterous home improvement requirements.\r\n\r\nThere will be cookery demonstrations using non local produce, a Range Rover stand, and someone from Norfolk entertaining the children in Kiddies Korner (watched over closely by the local constabulary).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCrucially, representatives from wood burning stoves manufacturers will also be on hand to discuss fitting requirements.\r\n\r\nThe Rev Evan Elpuss will be wandering about appealing for funds to help with the local church roof repairs, but attendees are advised they can simply ignore him.\r\n\r\nEntry to the innovative exhibition, planned for Saturday August 19, is strictly for second home owners only. <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Tickets are available online now</a>.\r\n\r\nVisitors will require proof of their address -- both here and in North London -- and they\'ll need to bring a picture of both their houses, their Waitrose club cards, and the name and phone number of their poorly-paid cleaner.\r\n\r\n"Whilst this is the first show of its kind, we certainly hope it isn\'t the last. Next year it will be the Second Ideal Second Home Show, which sounds quite funny," explained Mr Neepots.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ideal Second Home Show to thrill Suffolk coast', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'second-home-show', '', '', '2017-07-27 09:11:48', '2017-07-27 09:11:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7180', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7181, 1, '2017-07-27 08:20:28', '2017-07-27 08:20:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1218" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe first ever Ideal Second Home Show will be a popular event on Suffolk\'s Sunrise Coast this autumn, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nOrganised by local estate agents Ruth Leaks and Jim Neepots, the show celebrates the contribution made by second homeowners in the seaside towns of Aldeburgh and Southwold, as well as all the surrounding villages.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Leaks explained: "Second homeowners get a really bad press around here but they are vital to the local economy.\r\n\r\n"Without them most of Suffolk would be a bit like Leiston or, heaven forbid, Lowestoft."\r\n\r\nVisitors to the show, which is being staged at Walberswick, just south of Southwold, will get the chance to meet local builders, the local planning department and other members of the neighbourhood Masonic Lodge to discuss their preposterous home improvement requirements.\r\n\r\nThere will be cookery demonstrations using non local produce, a Range Rover stand, and someone from Norfolk entertaining the children in Kiddies Korner (watched over closely by the local constabulary).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCrucially, representatives from wood burning stoves manufacturers will also be on hand to discuss fitting requirements.\r\n\r\nEntry to the innovative exhibition, planned for Saturday August 19, is strictly for second home owners only. <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Tickets are available online now</a>.\r\n\r\nVisitors will require proof of their address -- both here and in North London -- and they\'ll need to bring a picture of both their houses, their Waitrose club cards, and the name and phone number of their poorly-paid cleaner.\r\n\r\n"Whilst this is the first show of its kind, we certainly hope it isn\'t the last. Next year it will be the Second Ideal Second Home Show, which sounds quite funny," explained Mr Neepots.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ideal Second Home Show to thrill Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7180-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-27 08:20:28', '2017-07-27 08:20:28', '', 7180, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7180-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7182, 1, '2017-07-27 08:21:26', '2017-07-27 08:21:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1218" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe first ever Ideal Second Home Show will be a popular event on Suffolk\'s Sunrise Coast, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nOrganised by local estate agents Ruth Leaks and Jim Neepots, the show celebrates the contribution made by second homeowners in the seaside towns of Aldeburgh and Southwold, as well as all the surrounding villages.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Leaks explained: "Second homeowners get a really bad press around here but they are vital to the local economy.\r\n\r\n"Without them most of Suffolk would be a bit like Leiston or, heaven forbid, Lowestoft."\r\n\r\nVisitors to the show, which is being staged at Walberswick, just south of Southwold, will get the chance to meet local builders, the local planning department and other members of the neighbourhood Masonic Lodge to discuss their preposterous home improvement requirements.\r\n\r\nThere will be cookery demonstrations using non local produce, a Range Rover stand, and someone from Norfolk entertaining the children in Kiddies Korner (watched over closely by the local constabulary).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCrucially, representatives from wood burning stoves manufacturers will also be on hand to discuss fitting requirements.\r\n\r\nEntry to the innovative exhibition, planned for Saturday August 19, is strictly for second home owners only. <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Tickets are available online now</a>.\r\n\r\nVisitors will require proof of their address -- both here and in North London -- and they\'ll need to bring a picture of both their houses, their Waitrose club cards, and the name and phone number of their poorly-paid cleaner.\r\n\r\n"Whilst this is the first show of its kind, we certainly hope it isn\'t the last. Next year it will be the Second Ideal Second Home Show, which sounds quite funny," explained Mr Neepots.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ideal Second Home Show to thrill Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7180-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-27 08:21:26', '2017-07-27 08:21:26', '', 7180, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7180-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7183, 1, '2017-07-27 08:48:34', '2017-07-27 08:48:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1218" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Correspondent\n\nThe first ever Ideal Second Home Show will be a popular event on Suffolk\'s Sunrise Coast, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nOrganised by local estate agents Ruth Leaks and Jim Neepots, the show celebrates the contribution made by second homeowners in the seaside towns of Aldeburgh and Southwold, as well as all the surrounding villages.\n\n\n\nMs Leaks explained: "Second homeowners get a really bad press around here but they are vital to the local economy.\n\n"Without them most of Suffolk would be a bit like Leiston or, heaven forbid, Lowestoft."\n\nVisitors to the show, which is being staged at Walberswick, just south of Southwold, will get the chance to meet local builders, the local planning department and other members of the neighbourhood Masonic Lodge to discuss their preposterous home improvement requirements.\n\nThere will be cookery demonstrations using non local produce, a Range Rover stand, and someone from Norfolk entertaining the children in Kiddies Korner (watched over closely by the local constabulary).\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nCrucially, representatives from wood burning stoves manufacturers will also be on hand to discuss fitting requirements.\n\nThe Rev Evan Elpuss will be wandering about appealing for funds to help with the local church roof repairs, but attendees are advised they can simply ignore him.\n\nEntry to the innovative exhibition, planned for Saturday August 19, is strictly for second home owners only. <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Tickets are available online now</a>.\n\nVisitors will require proof of their address -- both here and in North London -- and they\'ll need to bring a picture of both their houses, their Waitrose club cards, and the name and phone number of their poorly-paid cleaner.\n\n"Whilst this is the first show of its kind, we certainly hope it isn\'t the last. Next year it will be the Second Ideal Second Home Show, which sounds quite funny," explained Mr Neepots.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ideal Second Home Show to thrill Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7180-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-07-27 08:48:34', '2017-07-27 08:48:34', '', 7180, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7180-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7184, 1, '2017-07-27 08:48:42', '2017-07-27 08:48:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/seagull-aldeburgh.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1218" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe first ever Ideal Second Home Show will be a popular event on Suffolk\'s Sunrise Coast, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nOrganised by local estate agents Ruth Leaks and Jim Neepots, the show celebrates the contribution made by second homeowners in the seaside towns of Aldeburgh and Southwold, as well as all the surrounding villages.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Leaks explained: "Second homeowners get a really bad press around here but they are vital to the local economy.\r\n\r\n"Without them most of Suffolk would be a bit like Leiston or, heaven forbid, Lowestoft."\r\n\r\nVisitors to the show, which is being staged at Walberswick, just south of Southwold, will get the chance to meet local builders, the local planning department and other members of the neighbourhood Masonic Lodge to discuss their preposterous home improvement requirements.\r\n\r\nThere will be cookery demonstrations using non local produce, a Range Rover stand, and someone from Norfolk entertaining the children in Kiddies Korner (watched over closely by the local constabulary).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCrucially, representatives from wood burning stoves manufacturers will also be on hand to discuss fitting requirements.\r\n\r\nThe Rev Evan Elpuss will be wandering about appealing for funds to help with the local church roof repairs, but attendees are advised they can simply ignore him.\r\n\r\nEntry to the innovative exhibition, planned for Saturday August 19, is strictly for second home owners only. <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Tickets are available online now</a>.\r\n\r\nVisitors will require proof of their address -- both here and in North London -- and they\'ll need to bring a picture of both their houses, their Waitrose club cards, and the name and phone number of their poorly-paid cleaner.\r\n\r\n"Whilst this is the first show of its kind, we certainly hope it isn\'t the last. Next year it will be the Second Ideal Second Home Show, which sounds quite funny," explained Mr Neepots.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Ideal Second Home Show to thrill Suffolk coast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7180-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-07-27 08:48:42', '2017-07-27 08:48:42', '', 7180, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7180-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
