INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5180, 1, '2018-01-29 11:04:19', '2018-01-29 11:04:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><strong>OPINION\nBy The Editor\n\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news - stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</strong>\n\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from two powerful sources.\n\nFacebook and Google have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US presidential campaign, possibly influencing the result.\n\n\n\nTargeting clickbait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\n\nYet this announcement is already being widely misunderstood, and many -- including apparently sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\n\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which emanated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\n\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit by accident. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us from running adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\n\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a spare-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nI\'m always surprised when anyone falls for one of our stories and, as regular readers know, gobsmacked when the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them without any fact-checking whatsoever. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\n\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\n\nIt is also true that I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\n\nAnd while today I ran a story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">chocolate labrador that destroyed the family trampoline</a> after watching the John Lewis advert, I don\'t think this shifted political opinion in the UK.\n\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder if the lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us at all.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 11:04:19', '2018-01-29 11:04:19', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5181, 1, '2016-11-15 12:30:18', '2016-11-15 12:30:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news; stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from two powerful sources.\r\n\r\nFacebook and Google have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US presidential campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting click-bait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely misunderstood, and many -- including apparently sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which emanated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit by accident. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us from running adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt is also true that I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nAnd while today I ran a story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">chocolate labrador that destroyed the family trampoline</a> after watching the John Lewis advert, I don\'t think this shifted political opinion in the UK.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder if the lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 12:30:18', '2016-11-15 12:30:18', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5182, 1, '2016-11-15 12:31:13', '2016-11-15 12:31:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news; stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from two powerful sources.\r\n\r\nFacebook and Google have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US presidential campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting clickbait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely misunderstood, and many -- including apparently sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which emanated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit by accident. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us from running adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt is also true that I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nAnd while today I ran a story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">chocolate labrador that destroyed the family trampoline</a> after watching the John Lewis advert, I don\'t think this shifted political opinion in the UK.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder if the lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 12:31:13', '2016-11-15 12:31:13', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5185, 1, '2016-11-15 13:22:38', '2016-11-15 13:22:38', '<b>United States presidential hopeful Donald Trump has hired a Suffolk thatcher to sort out his famous hair.</b>\r\n\r\nThe American billionaire had been spotted in Suffolk twice in recent months, sparking rumours that he was planning to expand his luxury hotel empire to the region.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette can reveal he has in fact been in secret meetings with thatcher Derek Williams.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTrump, 69, is famous for his cringeworthy hairstyle, which features a bizarre back-to-front combover. He fears it could cost him crucial votes should he be nominated by the Republicans to run for the presidency.\r\n\r\nAnd he has told pals that he wakes up in a sweat at night from a recurring nightmare in which he is waving to the press as he steps off his presidential helicopter outside the White House - and the rotor blades blow his hair clean off.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/452566058?et=DBrgw6EuTQxNyZ3TT7Q5Gg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=yfbdqiaAR-Gwq2Bse3Djix7jQFXr3jWXFnUGnDQLF-Q=" width="445" height="296" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/452566058" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Ivanka Trump stares in disbelief at her father\'s hair</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhile trying to find a solution, Trump\'s aids learnt about the famous work of Suffolk thatchers who specialise in repairing the roofs of picture-postcard cottages.\r\n\r\nThey discovered that secret techniques used by the skilled craftsmen could be used on human hair to create a thicker look that was stronger in all weather conditions.\r\n\r\nWe understand that during one of his consultations in Suffolk with Mr Williams, Mr Trump was put in a specialist wind tunnel to see how his hair would withstand the worst of windy conditions.\r\n\r\nThe power was switched on to the "hurricane" setting to simulate how Mr Trump would have fared in the Great Storm of 1987 - and the hair stayed successfully in place.\r\n\r\nMr Williams is now believed to be receiving a £500,000 fee to repair Mr Trump\'s hair in four special sittings at a secret location in London.\r\n\r\nA friend of the thatcher said: "He is delighted. Some of the cottages he has to work with are tricky, but Trump\'s hair is his most difficult project yet.\r\n\r\n"He\'s looking forward to all the money, and if successful this could open up a whole new line of work for him."\r\n\r\nTrump\'s aids refused to comment on the hair claims. "There\'s not a strand of truth in it," one said.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/suffolk-thatched-roof.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/suffolk-thatched-roof.jpg" alt="suffolk-thatched-roof" width="559" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-559" /></a><center><i>Mr Williams normally works on cottage rooftops</center></i>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Donald Trump hair repaired by thatcher', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1522-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 13:22:38', '2016-11-15 13:22:38', '', 1522, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1522-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5188, 1, '2016-11-15 18:16:43', '2016-11-15 18:16:43', 'Dear readers,\r\n\r\nBuy the Suffolk Gazette a beer to help keep the creative juices flowing on Britain\'s best spoof and satire news site!\r\n\r\nYour favourite news resource is produced by me on a voluntary basis, with the cost of hosting and related internet stuff coming out of my pocket each month.\r\n\r\nSo to really help keep me well oiled (literally) you can donate the cost of a pint of beer or two (or three).\r\n\r\nJust fill out the form below and donate with PayPal or click Donate and select to use a bank card of your choice instead. You\'ll even get a thankyou email from a hopefully-sober Ivor Traktor!\r\n\r\nIf the form is playing silly buggers, you can skip it and just send a Paypal donation direct to Paypal account suffolkgazette@gmail.com\r\n\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n\r\nCheers!\r\n\r\nThe Editor\r\n\r\n[seamless-donations]', 'Buy me a beer!', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1313-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-15 18:16:43', '2016-11-15 18:16:43', '', 1313, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1313-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5199, 1, '2016-11-16 10:24:37', '2016-11-16 10:24:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news; stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from two powerful sources.\r\n\r\nFacebook and Google have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US presidential campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting clickbait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely misunderstood, and many -- including apparently sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which emanated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit by accident. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us from running adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt is also true that I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nAnd while today I ran a story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">chocolate labrador that destroyed the family trampoline</a> after watching the John Lewis advert, I don\'t think this shifted political opinion in the UK.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder if the lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-16 10:24:37', '2016-11-16 10:24:37', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5237, 1, '2016-11-16 17:42:57', '2016-11-16 17:42:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-e1479211073671.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/simon-young-suffolk-gazette-271x300.jpg" alt="simon-young-suffolk-gazette" width="271" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5172" /></a><b>OPINION\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThere\'s undoubtedly a substantial appetite for satire or funny spoof news - stories that bring a smile to readers\' faces while occasionally making them think about real issues of the day.</b>\r\n\r\nBut online sites like my Suffolk Gazette, or similar ones like Southend News Network, the Rochdale Herald, Daily Mash, NewsThump and all, are under threat from two powerful sources.\r\n\r\nFacebook and Google have just announced they intend to clamp down on "fake news" sites following allegations that false stories were deliberately circulated and shared during the US presidential campaign, possibly influencing the result.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTargeting clickbait fake news which is published for political gain, or to cause substantial damage to third parties, is to be welcomed, of course.\r\n\r\nYet this announcement is already being widely misunderstood, and many -- including apparently sensible media like the BBC -- are confusing damaging fake news with comedic or ironic spoof and satirical news like the stories we produce.\r\n\r\nThe BBC <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37974816/fake-news-on-facebook-needs-to-be-clearer-especially-on-small-screens">published an article yesterday</a> focusing only on sites like ours -- getting our name wrong on one occasion, incidentally -- that missed the point of the announcement from Facebook, which emanated from founder Mark Zuckerberg himself.\r\n\r\nHe wants to clamp down on deliberate and damaging fake news, but right now the satirical industry is the one that might be hit by accident. If Facebook were to clampdown on the Suffolk Gazette, and Google were to prevent us from running adverts, we would be unable to reach new readers... and could not make any money.\r\n\r\nAnd without making any money, I could not afford to pay for the technical and server support for this site. I run the Suffolk Gazette as a part-time hobby... but for larger sites like the Daily Mash this is potentially far more serious.\r\n\r\nI\'m delighted so many people fall for some of our stories and, as regular readers know, how the so-called mainstream media also get taken in and reproduce them. But these are not stories that could trouble an election result, or damage third parties. Here are some of our stories that got reproduced as "real news" by newspapers and magazines, and I don\'t think Facebook or Google need be troubled by them...\r\n\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">Morris dancers and blind football team in mass brawl</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Suffolk pensioner stuck in a toilet for four days, knits scarf</a>\r\n- <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/">Suffolk man admits having sex with 450 tractors</a>\r\n\r\nIt is also true that I published many stories during the lead up to the US election, but revealing that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-hair-thatcher/">Suffolk thatcher had been hired to repair Donald Trump\'s hair</a> probably did not persuade a bloke in Texas to vote for him.\r\n\r\nAnd while today I ran a story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">chocolate labrador that destroyed the family trampoline</a> after watching the John Lewis advert, I don\'t think this shifted political opinion in the UK.\r\n\r\nWhile Facebook and Google\'s fake news intentions might be welcomed, the consequences are far more wide-reaching. If you\'re reading this, you likely already follow us on Facebook and enjoy our stories. This might be considerably harder if the lines between fake and spoof/satire are blurred - and Facebook prevents you from reading us at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Collateral damage of Facebook\'s fake news clampdown', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5170-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-16 17:42:57', '2016-11-16 17:42:57', '', 5170, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5246, 1, '2016-11-17 09:01:39', '2016-11-17 09:01:39', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Front" width="500" height="321" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5247" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA new paramilitary force called the Suffolk Liberation Front is arming itself so it can invade Norfolk and capture its people to work as slaves, it has emerged.</b> \r\n\r\nThe group has quickly attracted support since plans were officially announced for East Anglian devolution, with a mayor and even a cabinet running many regional services.\r\n\r\nBut while welcoming devolution the SLF, whose members are pictured above marching in west Suffolk, realised it meant someone from Norfolk could end up ruling over Suffolk - a situation that could never be allowed.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow the group is readying itself for a campaign to invade Norfolk and enslave its population for use as free labour in Suffolk, which will help out our farmers greatly.\r\n\r\nAn SLF spokesman has written to the Suffolk Gazette to lay out its plans. The Editor did not believe the SLF threat of violence if he refused to publish it, but thought he\'d better print it... just in case.\r\n\r\n<i>"Dear Sir,\r\n\r\nI am writing to you about the formation of the Suffolk Liberation Front.\r\n\r\nFollowing yesterday\'s announcement on Radio Suffolk that devolution for Suffolk and Norfolk is going ahead with our own mayor and even government, we cannot bear to see anyone from Norfolk to rule over us.\r\n\r\nWe have therefore mobilised and already have agents with a foothold in the Norfolk town of Great Yarmouth posing as a business, the same people have got a Yarmouth girl to turn traitor and she\'s being trained in a house in Suffolk right now.\r\n\r\nOur intention is to take over Norfolk, strip what assets they have (if any) and then use the population as slave labour when we finally get devolution. For the residents of Norfolk nothing will change, for us we intend on defending our Suffolk borders, throwing all illegal Norfolk-bred people out and putting a barbed wire fence around Ipswich and using it as an internment camp. Bury St Edmunds is to be our capital; we shall be completely self-sustaining here.\r\n\r\nThe SLF intends on a full campaign of violence to achieve this goal, and we demand press coverage or we shall burn down the Gazette offices (I don\'t have an office - Ed).\r\n\r\nOur motto is \'WE ARE SUFFOLK\'. We speak for the people of Suffolk and encourage all farmers to join us. We will provide you with the slaves you need once we take power."</i>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette will monitor developments, but advises residents close to the Norfolk border to ready their air raid shelters.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Paramilitary group to invade Norfolk, enslave its people to work in Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-liberation-front', '', '', '2016-11-18 18:15:31', '2016-11-18 18:15:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5246', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5250, 1, '2016-11-17 08:53:42', '2016-11-17 08:53:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Front" width="500" height="321" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5247" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA new paramilitary force called the Suffolk Liberation Front is arming itself so it can invade Norfolk and capture its people to work as slaves, it has emerged.</b> \r\n\r\nThe group has quickly attracted support since plans were officially announced for East Anglian devolution, with a mayor and even a cabinet running many regional services.\r\n\r\nBut while welcoming devolution the SLF, whose members are pictured above marching in west Suffolk, realised it meant someone from Norfolk could end up ruling over Suffolk - a situation that could never be allowed.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow the group is readying itself for a campaign to invade Norfolk and enslave its population for use as free labour in Suffolk, which will help out our farmers greatly.\r\n\r\nAn SLF spokesman has written to the Suffolk Gazette to lay out its plans. The Editor did not believe the SLF threat of violence if he refused to publish it, but thought he\'d better print it... just in case.\r\n\r\n<i>"Dear Sir,\r\n\r\nI am writing to you about the formation of the Suffolk Liberation Front.\r\n\r\nFollowing yesterday\'s announcement on Radio Suffolk that devolution for Suffolk and Norfolk is going ahead with our own mayor and even government, we cannot bear to see anyone from Norfolk to rule over us.\r\n\r\nWe have therefore mobilised and already have agents with a foothold in the Norfolk town of Great Yarmouth posing as a business, the same people have got a Yarmouth girl to turn traitor and she\'s being trained in a house in Suffolk right now.\r\n\r\nOur intention is to take over Norfolk, strip what assets they have (if any) and then use the population as slave labour when we finally get devolution. For the residents of Norfolk nothing will change, for us we intend on defending our Suffolk borders, throwing all illegal Norfolk-bred people out and putting a barbed wire fence around Ipswich and using it as an internment camp. Bury St Edmunds is to be our capital; we shall be completely self-sustaining here.\r\n\r\nThe SLF intends on a full campaign of violence to achieve this goal, and we demand press coverage or we shall burn down the Gazette offices (I don\'t have an office - Ed).\r\n\r\nOur motto is \'WE ARE SUFFOLK\'. We speak for the people of Suffolk and encourage all farmers to join us. We will provide you with the slaves you need once we take power."</i>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette will monitor developments, but advises residents close to the Norfolk border to ready their air raid shelters.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Paramilitary group aims to invade Norfolk, enslave its people', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5246-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-17 08:53:42', '2016-11-17 08:53:42', '', 5246, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5246-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5251, 1, '2016-11-17 08:57:38', '2016-11-17 08:57:38', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Front" width="500" height="321" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5247" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA new paramilitary force called the Suffolk Liberation Front is arming itself so it can invade Norfolk and capture its people to work as slaves, it has emerged.</b> \r\n\r\nThe group has quickly attracted support since plans were officially announced for East Anglian devolution, with a mayor and even a cabinet running many regional services.\r\n\r\nBut while welcoming devolution the SLF, whose members are pictured above marching in west Suffolk, realised it meant someone from Norfolk could end up ruling over Suffolk - a situation that could never be allowed.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow the group is readying itself for a campaign to invade Norfolk and enslave its population for use as free labour in Suffolk, which will help out our farmers greatly.\r\n\r\nAn SLF spokesman has written to the Suffolk Gazette to lay out its plans. The Editor did not believe the SLF threat of violence if he refused to publish it, but thought he\'d better print it... just in case.\r\n\r\n<i>"Dear Sir,\r\n\r\nI am writing to you about the formation of the Suffolk Liberation Front.\r\n\r\nFollowing yesterday\'s announcement on Radio Suffolk that devolution for Suffolk and Norfolk is going ahead with our own mayor and even government, we cannot bear to see anyone from Norfolk to rule over us.\r\n\r\nWe have therefore mobilised and already have agents with a foothold in the Norfolk town of Great Yarmouth posing as a business, the same people have got a Yarmouth girl to turn traitor and she\'s being trained in a house in Suffolk right now.\r\n\r\nOur intention is to take over Norfolk, strip what assets they have (if any) and then use the population as slave labour when we finally get devolution. For the residents of Norfolk nothing will change, for us we intend on defending our Suffolk borders, throwing all illegal Norfolk-bred people out and putting a barbed wire fence around Ipswich and using it as an internment camp. Bury St Edmunds is to be our capital; we shall be completely self-sustaining here.\r\n\r\nThe SLF intends on a full campaign of violence to achieve this goal, and we demand press coverage or we shall burn down the Gazette offices (I don\'t have an office - Ed).\r\n\r\nOur motto is \'WE ARE SUFFOLK\'. We speak for the people of Suffolk and encourage all farmers to join us. We will provide you with the slaves you need once we take power."</i>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette will monitor developments, but advises residents close to the Norfolk border to ready their air raid shelters.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Paramilitary group to invade Norfolk, enslave its people', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5246-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-17 08:57:38', '2016-11-17 08:57:38', '', 5246, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5246-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5252, 1, '2016-11-17 08:59:30', '2016-11-17 08:59:30', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/suffolk-liberation-front.jpg" alt="Suffolk Liberation Front" width="500" height="321" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5247" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA new paramilitary force called the Suffolk Liberation Front is arming itself so it can invade Norfolk and capture its people to work as slaves, it has emerged.</b> \r\n\r\nThe group has quickly attracted support since plans were officially announced for East Anglian devolution, with a mayor and even a cabinet running many regional services.\r\n\r\nBut while welcoming devolution the SLF, whose members are pictured above marching in west Suffolk, realised it meant someone from Norfolk could end up ruling over Suffolk - a situation that could never be allowed.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow the group is readying itself for a campaign to invade Norfolk and enslave its population for use as free labour in Suffolk, which will help out our farmers greatly.\r\n\r\nAn SLF spokesman has written to the Suffolk Gazette to lay out its plans. The Editor did not believe the SLF threat of violence if he refused to publish it, but thought he\'d better print it... just in case.\r\n\r\n<i>"Dear Sir,\r\n\r\nI am writing to you about the formation of the Suffolk Liberation Front.\r\n\r\nFollowing yesterday\'s announcement on Radio Suffolk that devolution for Suffolk and Norfolk is going ahead with our own mayor and even government, we cannot bear to see anyone from Norfolk to rule over us.\r\n\r\nWe have therefore mobilised and already have agents with a foothold in the Norfolk town of Great Yarmouth posing as a business, the same people have got a Yarmouth girl to turn traitor and she\'s being trained in a house in Suffolk right now.\r\n\r\nOur intention is to take over Norfolk, strip what assets they have (if any) and then use the population as slave labour when we finally get devolution. For the residents of Norfolk nothing will change, for us we intend on defending our Suffolk borders, throwing all illegal Norfolk-bred people out and putting a barbed wire fence around Ipswich and using it as an internment camp. Bury St Edmunds is to be our capital; we shall be completely self-sustaining here.\r\n\r\nThe SLF intends on a full campaign of violence to achieve this goal, and we demand press coverage or we shall burn down the Gazette offices (I don\'t have an office - Ed).\r\n\r\nOur motto is \'WE ARE SUFFOLK\'. We speak for the people of Suffolk and encourage all farmers to join us. We will provide you with the slaves you need once we take power."</i>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette will monitor developments, but advises residents close to the Norfolk border to ready their air raid shelters.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Paramilitary group to invade Norfolk, enslave its people to work in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5246-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-17 08:59:30', '2016-11-17 08:59:30', '', 5246, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5246-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5253, 1, '2016-11-18 16:16:36', '2016-11-18 16:16:36', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk inventor is showcasing his clever innovation to help farmers reduce with the cost of muck spreading.</b>\r\n\r\nGiles Greenstock, 48, from Mildenhall, has added a toilet to the top of a silage tank, allowing a farm hand to add to the contents as it goes along.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe genius contraption is proven to allow one single silo tank to spread manure across 24% extra field area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/muck-spreader.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/muck-spreader.jpg" alt="Toilet helps muck spreader" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5254" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I came up with the idea while sitting on the lavatory one evening," Mr Greenstock said. "It didn\'t take long to put the prototype together, and early results are encouraging.\r\n\r\n"Now I am looking for investors to bring this to the mass agriculture market. It\'s a shit job, but someone\'s got to do it."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk invention helps muck spreading go further', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'muck-spreading', '', '', '2016-11-18 19:13:56', '2016-11-18 19:13:56', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5253', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5255, 1, '2016-11-18 16:15:18', '2016-11-18 16:15:18', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk inventor is showcasing his clever innovation to help farmers reduce with the cost of muck spreading.</b>\r\n\r\nGiles Greenstock, 48, from Mildenhall, has added a toilet to the top of a silage tank, allowing a farm hand to add to the contents as it goes along.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe genius contraption is proven to allow one single silo tank to spread manure across 24% extra field area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href=\'http://www.gifbin.com/989960\' title=\'Funny Gifs\'><img src=\'http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112016/working-the-field.gif\'></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I came up with the idea while sitting on the lavatory one evening," Mr Greenstock said. "It didn\'t take long to put the prototype together, and early results are encouraging.\r\n\r\n"Now I am looking for investors to bring this to the mass agriculture market. It\'s a shit job, but someone\'s got to do it."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk invention helps muck spreading go further', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5253-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-18 16:15:18', '2016-11-18 16:15:18', '', 5253, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5253-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5256, 1, '2016-11-18 16:38:22', '2016-11-18 16:38:22', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk inventor is showcasing his clever innovation to help farmers reduce with the cost of muck spreading.</b>\r\n\r\nGiles Greenstock, 48, from Mildenhall, has added a toilet to the top of a silage tank, allowing a farm hand to add to the contents as it goes along.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe genius contraption is proven to allow one single silo tank to spread manure across 24% extra field area.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="590" height="332" src="http://launch.newsinc.com/?type=VideoPlayer/Single&widgetId=1&trackingGroup=69016&playlistId=19132&siteSection=unitedpress&videoId=31638531" frameborder="no" scrolling="no" noresize marginwidth="0" marginheight="0"></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I came up with the idea while sitting on the lavatory one evening," Mr Greenstock said. "It didn\'t take long to put the prototype together, and early results are encouraging.\r\n\r\n"Now I am looking for investors to bring this to the mass agriculture market. It\'s a shit job, but someone\'s got to do it."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk invention helps muck spreading go further', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5253-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-18 16:38:22', '2016-11-18 16:38:22', '', 5253, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5253-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5259, 1, '2016-11-18 18:57:18', '2016-11-18 18:57:18', '<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe BBC is hoping to raise a record sum for the Buckingham Palace renovation work in tonight\'s annual Royals in Need charity special.</b>\r\n\r\nBosses hope the five-hour television marathon will contribute a large chunk towards the £369 million costs of buying some new curtains and a swish new kitchen for The Queen\'s London home.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nA BBC insider said: "What better way for the British people to support their monarchy than to pay for the redecoration at The Queen\'s London home?\r\n\r\n"The Queen is a bit hard-up and so Royals in Need is a marvelous way for the great British public to dig deep and pay for the upkeep of her home."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg" alt="Buckingham Palace and the Queen" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5260" /></a><i>The Queen is delighted that BBC Royals In Need will pay for Buckingham Palace renovation work</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Royal courtier will collect the cash from the BBC when the Royals in Need programme finishes tonight, with the remainder of the £369 million being paid by the taxpayer.\r\n\r\nThe appeal is expected to raise over £30 million, meaning work can begin on the first phase of the Buckingham Palace work - fitting new gold-gilded lavatories, and extra security measures to keep the public away.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'BBC Royals in Need funds Buckingham Palace repairs', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'buckingham-palace-renovation', '', '', '2016-11-19 11:08:36', '2016-11-19 11:08:36', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5259', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5261, 1, '2016-11-18 18:57:18', '2016-11-18 18:57:18', '<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nHalf of the money raised in tonight\'s Children in Need marathon will be given to The Queen to fund the Buckingham Palace renovation costs, the BBC has confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty is in desperate need of the cash to stop her home falling down, and to buy some new curtains and a swish new kitchen.\r\n\r\nBut she was embarrassed that the taxpayer was expected to cough up for the whole £369 million quoted for the work.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nInstead, the BBC has agreed that half of the money raised by the public during tonight\'s television special for children\'s charities could be diverted to Royals in Need instead.\r\n\r\nA BBC insider said: "What better way for the British people to support their monarchy than to pay for the redecoration at The Queen\'s London home?\r\n\r\n"The Queen is a bit hard-up and so we can\'t be letting desperately-needy children get everything. It can\'t always be about them."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg" alt="Buckingham Palace and the Queen" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5260" /></a><i>The Queen is delighted that BBBC Children In Need funds will go on Buckingham Palace renovation work</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Royal courtier will collect the cash from the BBC when the Children In Need programme finishes tonight.\r\n\r\nThe appeal is expected to raise over £30 million, meaning £15 million can be used for the first phase of the Buckingham Palace work - fitting new gold-gilded lavatories, and extra security measures to keep the public away.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Children in Need cash funds Buckingham Palace repairs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5259-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-18 18:57:18', '2016-11-18 18:57:18', '', 5259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5262, 1, '2016-11-18 19:08:38', '2016-11-18 19:08:38', '<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\n\nThe BBC is expecting to raise a record sum for the Buckingham Palace renovation work in tonight\'s annual Royals in Need charity special.</b>\n\nBosses hope the five-hour television marathon will contribute a large chunk towards the £369 million costs of buying some new curtains and a swish new kitchen for The Queen\'s London home.\n\n\n<br>\n\nA BBC insider said: "What better way for the British people to support their monarchy than to pay for the redecoration at The Queen\'s London home?\n\n"The Queen is a bit hard-up and so Royals in Need is a marvelous way for the great British public to dig deep and pay for the upkeep of her home."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg" alt="Buckingham Palace and the Queen" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5260" /></a><i>The Queen is delighted that BBC Royals In Need will pay for Buckingham Palace renovation work</center></i><br><br>\n\nA Royal courtier will collect the cash from the BBC when the Royals in Need programme finishes tonight.\n\nThe appeal is expected to raise over £30 million, meaning work can be used for the first phase of the Buckingham Palace work - fitting new gold-gilded lavatories, and extra security measures to keep the public away.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'BBC Royals in Need funds Buckingham Palace repairs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5259-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-11-18 19:08:38', '2016-11-18 19:08:38', '', 5259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5259-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5263, 1, '2016-11-18 19:06:38', '2016-11-18 19:06:38', '<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe BBC is expecting to raise a record sum in tonight\'s annual Royals in Need charity special for the Buckingham Palace renovation work.</b>\r\n\r\nBosses hope the five-hour television marathon will contribute a large chunk of the £369 million costs of buying some new curtains and a swish new kitchen for The Queen\'s London home.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nA BBC insider said: "What better way for the British people to support their monarchy than to pay for the redecoration at The Queen\'s London home?\r\n\r\n"The Queen is a bit hard-up and so Royals in Need is a marvelous way for the great British public to dig deep and pay for the upkeep of her home."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg" alt="Buckingham Palace and the Queen" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5260" /></a><i>The Queen is delighted that BBC Royals In Need will pay for Buckingham Palace renovation work</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Royal courtier will collect the cash from the BBC when the Royals in Need programme finishes tonight.\r\n\r\nThe appeal is expected to raise over £30 million, meaning work can be used for the first phase of the Buckingham Palace work - fitting new gold-gilded lavatories, and extra security measures to keep the public away.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'BBC Royals in Need event funds Buckingham Palace repairs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5259-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-18 19:06:38', '2016-11-18 19:06:38', '', 5259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5264, 1, '2016-11-18 19:07:28', '2016-11-18 19:07:28', '<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe BBC is expecting to raise a record sum in tonight\'s annual Royals in Need charity special for the Buckingham Palace renovation work.</b>\r\n\r\nBosses hope the five-hour television marathon will contribute a large chunk of the £369 million costs of buying some new curtains and a swish new kitchen for The Queen\'s London home.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nA BBC insider said: "What better way for the British people to support their monarchy than to pay for the redecoration at The Queen\'s London home?\r\n\r\n"The Queen is a bit hard-up and so Royals in Need is a marvelous way for the great British public to dig deep and pay for the upkeep of her home."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg" alt="Buckingham Palace and the Queen" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5260" /></a><i>The Queen is delighted that BBC Royals In Need will pay for Buckingham Palace renovation work</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Royal courtier will collect the cash from the BBC when the Royals in Need programme finishes tonight.\r\n\r\nThe appeal is expected to raise over £30 million, meaning work can be used for the first phase of the Buckingham Palace work - fitting new gold-gilded lavatories, and extra security measures to keep the public away.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'BBC Royals in Need funds Buckingham Palace repairs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5259-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-18 19:07:28', '2016-11-18 19:07:28', '', 5259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5265, 1, '2016-11-18 19:09:24', '2016-11-18 19:09:24', '<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe BBC is expecting to raise a record sum for the Buckingham Palace renovation work in tonight\'s annual Royals in Need charity special.</b>\r\n\r\nBosses hope the five-hour television marathon will contribute a large chunk towards the £369 million costs of buying some new curtains and a swish new kitchen for The Queen\'s London home.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nA BBC insider said: "What better way for the British people to support their monarchy than to pay for the redecoration at The Queen\'s London home?\r\n\r\n"The Queen is a bit hard-up and so Royals in Need is a marvelous way for the great British public to dig deep and pay for the upkeep of her home."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg" alt="Buckingham Palace and the Queen" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5260" /></a><i>The Queen is delighted that BBC Royals In Need will pay for Buckingham Palace renovation work</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Royal courtier will collect the cash from the BBC when the Royals in Need programme finishes tonight.\r\n\r\nThe appeal is expected to raise over £30 million, meaning work can begin on the first phase of the Buckingham Palace work - fitting new gold-gilded lavatories, and extra security measures to keep the public away.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'BBC Royals in Need funds Buckingham Palace repairs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5259-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-18 19:09:24', '2016-11-18 19:09:24', '', 5259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5266, 1, '2016-11-18 19:15:33', '2016-11-18 19:15:33', '<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe BBC is hoping to raise a record sum for the Buckingham Palace renovation work in tonight\'s annual Royals in Need charity special.</b>\r\n\r\nBosses hope the five-hour television marathon will contribute a large chunk towards the £369 million costs of buying some new curtains and a swish new kitchen for The Queen\'s London home.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nA BBC insider said: "What better way for the British people to support their monarchy than to pay for the redecoration at The Queen\'s London home?\r\n\r\n"The Queen is a bit hard-up and so Royals in Need is a marvelous way for the great British public to dig deep and pay for the upkeep of her home."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Buckingham_Palace_queen.jpg" alt="Buckingham Palace and the Queen" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5260" /></a><i>The Queen is delighted that BBC Royals In Need will pay for Buckingham Palace renovation work</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Royal courtier will collect the cash from the BBC when the Royals in Need programme finishes tonight, with the remainder of the £369 million being paid by the taxpayer.\r\n\r\nThe appeal is expected to raise over £30 million, meaning work can begin on the first phase of the Buckingham Palace work - fitting new gold-gilded lavatories, and extra security measures to keep the public away.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'BBC Royals in Need funds Buckingham Palace repairs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5259-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-18 19:15:33', '2016-11-18 19:15:33', '', 5259, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5267, 0, '2016-11-18 20:23:58', '2016-11-18 20:23:58', 'THE “LANGXIT” CAMPAIGN FOR “ENOSIS” WITH SUFFOLK (OR AT LEAST FREE MOVEMENT OF PEOPLES OR CUSTOMS UNION BETWEEN SUFFOLK) AND LANGWORTHY\r\n\r\nLangworthy Ward, the beating vibrant heart of the City of Salford (Actually(!)) is seeking to leave the City of Salford and unite and become an enclave of the County of Suffolk, for the mutual benefit of the peoples of both areas.\r\n\r\nIn an interview with the Salford Correspondent of the “Suffolk Gazette”, Rob Radnell, leading “Langxiteer”, Jonqui Farquarson-Everitt-Smythson, expressed his views most candidly, \r\n\r\n“The residents of Langworthy have had enough of the totalitarian, oppressive rule of the City of Salford (Actually(!)) Council. We seek the rights that the people of Suffolk enjoy – home rule, a County Council and true freedom. Too long Proud Langworthians have been the thralls and serfs of the self-perpetuating Labour Oligarchy in Swinton Civic Centre. Suffolk and Langworthy have much in common too!\r\n\r\n“We demand “Home Rule” and the right of self-determination. We have much in common with Suffolk eg “Constable Country”: we have a large Police Station and have many Constables &amp; PCSOs!\r\n\r\n“Suffolk has wide open skies with large trees. So does Langworthy, with our interesting modernist 1960s high rise apartment blocks. \r\n\r\n“We offer Suffolk citizens the opportunity to visit the “Shoppers Mecca” of Salford Shopping City (with a Tesco Extra) as an alternative to visiting Eastgate Centre in Ipswich. \r\n\r\n“Like Suffolk, you can enjoy a “Metropolitan life-style” in Langworthy without the cost and double the advantages: you are near London; we are adjacent to Manchester AND Salford Quays – the “Home of BBC Breakfast &amp; Sports AND Jeremy Kyle! Not that one would expect Suffolkers to appear thereon but plenty of opportunity for Norwichers and Norfolkers!\r\n\r\n“Culturally and historically, we have much in common too – Constable and Lowry, the Port of Ipswich and the Port of Salford and the annual firework display on Bonfire Night in Buile Hill Park, which, I understand, is on a par with Bungay’s famed display. We don’t have a “Black Shuck” but there’s large pack of hounds in Buile Hill Park, dragging their walkers around!\r\n\r\n“I appeal to the proud peoples of Suffolk to support the peoples of Langworthy with their “Langxit” campaign. There are advantages for both of us: cheap transport between us (providing you book ahead on the trains 13 weeks in advance!), same currency, same views. We are both progressive peoples – for instance we gave the World “Upside Down Houses” in Chimney Pots Park, the misnomered “Manchester” Upside Down Pudding.\r\n\r\n“I appeal directly to Suffolk: get us out of Salford!!”\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Rob Radnell\nAUTHOR EMAIL: rradnell@hotmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 86.174.35.28\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Rob Radnell\n    [2_Email] =&gt; rradnell@hotmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; THE “LANGXIT” CAMPAIGN FOR “ENOSIS” WITH SUFFOLK (OR AT LEAST FREE MOVEMENT OF PEOPLES OR CUSTOMS UNION BETWEEN SUFFOLK) AND LANGWORTHY\r\n\r\nLangworthy Ward, the beating vibrant heart of the City of Salford (Actually(!)) is seeking to leave the City of Salford and unite and become an enclave of the County of Suffolk, for the mutual benefit of the peoples of both areas.\r\n\r\nIn an interview with the Salford Correspondent of the “Suffolk Gazette”, Rob Radnell, leading “Langxiteer”, Jonqui Farquarson-Everitt-Smythson, expressed his views most candidly, \r\n\r\n“The residents of Langworthy have had enough of the totalitarian, oppressive rule of the City of Salford (Actually(!)) Council. We seek the rights that the people of Suffolk enjoy – home rule, a County Council and true freedom. Too long Proud Langworthians have been the thralls and serfs of the self-perpetuating Labour Oligarchy in Swinton Civic Centre. Suffolk and Langworthy have much in common too!\r\n\r\n“We demand “Home Rule” and the right of self-determination. We have much in common with Suffolk eg “Constable Country”: we have a large Police Station and have many Constables &amp; PCSOs!\r\n\r\n“Suffolk has wide open skies with large trees. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5269, 1, '2016-11-19 10:59:23', '2016-11-19 10:59:23', '<b>Some northern people have asked that their rain-soaked town be adopted by Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nResidents in the Langworthy Ward in Salford, Manchester, are seeking to break away from their dingy metropolis and become an enclave of the East Anglian county.\r\n\r\nThey claim that despite being hundreds of miles apart, and speaking a different language, the move would be of mutual benefit for everyone.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIn an exclusive interview with Rob Radnell, the Salford correspondent of the Suffolk Gazette (<i>When did I hire him? I hope he does not expect to be paid - Ed</i>), leading Langxiteer, Jonqui Farquarson-Everitt, expressed his views most candidly.\r\n\r\nHe said: “The residents of Langworthy have had enough of the totalitarian, oppressive rule of the City of Salford Council. We seek the rights that the people of Suffolk enjoy – home rule, a county council and true freedom.\r\n\r\n"For too long the proud Langworthians have been the thralls and serfs of the self-perpetuating Labour oligarchy in Swinton Civic Centre.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk and Langworthy have much in common: Suffolk is known as Constable Country, and we have a large police station with many constables and PCSOs; Suffolk has wide open skies with large trees, and we have panoramic views from our modernist 1960s high-rise apartment blocks."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/lowry-salford-e1479552102301.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/lowry-salford-e1479552102301.jpg" alt="Lowry Salford" width="777" height="585" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5270" /></a><i>Dreary: this photograph of northern people shows why they want to be part of Suffolk</I></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Farquarson-Everitt, 57, added: “We offer Suffolk citizens the opportunity to visit the shoppers Mecca of Salford Shopping City (complete with a Tesco Extra) as an alternative to visiting the bustling town centres of Framlingham or Woodbridge.\r\n\r\n“Like Suffolk, you can enjoy a metropolitan lifestyle in Langworthy without the cost, plus we are close to Salford Quays, the home of Jeremy Kyle! Not that one would expect Suffolkers to appear on that particular show, but they can laugh at all the guests from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n“Culturally and historically, we have much in common, too: Constable and Lowry; the Port of Ipswich and the Port of Salford. We don’t have a Black Shuck hound legend, but there is a stray pack of dogs in Buile Hill Park.\r\n\r\n“I appeal to the proud people of Suffolk to support our Langxit campaign. There are advantages for both of us, including cheap transport between us (providing you book ahead on the trains 13 weeks in advance).\r\n\r\n“Please just get us out of Salford!”\r\n\r\nThe impassioned plea will be considered by Suffolk County Council at its next meeting. But a spokesman said: "The only similarity we can see is both areas are home to gigantic football teams - Manchester United and Ipswich Town."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Northern people want to be adopted by Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'northern-people', '', '', '2016-11-20 10:59:44', '2016-11-20 10:59:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5269', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5271, 1, '2016-11-19 10:59:23', '2016-11-19 10:59:23', '<b>Some northern people have asked that their rain-soaked town be adopted by Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nResidents in the Langworthy Ward in Salford, Manchester, are seeking to break away from their dingy metropolis and become an enclave of the East Anglian county.\r\n\r\nThey claim that despite being hundreds of miles apart, and speaking a different language, the move would be of mutual benefit for everyone.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIn an exclusive interview with Rob Radnell, the Salford correspondent of the Suffolk Gazette (<i>When did I hire him? I hope he does not expect to be paid - Ed</i>), leading Langxiteer, Jonqui Farquarson-Everitt, expressed his views most candidly.\r\n\r\nHe said: “The residents of Langworthy have had enough of the totalitarian, oppressive rule of the City of Salford Council. We seek the rights that the people of Suffolk enjoy – home rule, a county council and true freedom.\r\n\r\n"For too long the proud Langworthians have been the thralls and serfs of the self-perpetuating Labour oligarchy in Swinton Civic Centre.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk and Langworthy have much in common: Suffolk is known as Constable Country, and we have a large police station with many constables and PCSOs; Suffolk has wide open skies with large trees, and we have panoramic views from our modernist 1960s high-rise apartment blocks."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/lowry-salford-e1479552102301.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/lowry-salford-e1479552102301.jpg" alt="Lowry Salford" width="777" height="585" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5270" /></a><i>Dreary: this photograph of northern people shows why they want to be part of Suffolk</I></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Farquarson-Everitt, 57, added: “We offer Suffolk citizens the opportunity to visit the shoppers Mecca of Salford Shopping City (complete with a Tesco Extra) as an alternative to visiting the bustling town centres of Framlingham or Woodbridge.\r\n\r\n“Like Suffolk, you can enjoy a metropolitan lifestyle in Langworthy without the cost, plus we are close to Salford Quays, the home of Jeremy Kyle! Not that one would expect Suffolkers to appear on that particular show, but they can laugh at all the guests from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n“Culturally and historically, we have much in common, too: Constable and Lowry, the Port of Ipswich and the Port of Salford. We don’t have a Black Shuck hound legend, but there is a stray pack of dogs in Buile Hill Park.\r\n\r\n“I appeal to the proud people of Suffolk to support our Langxit campaign. There are advantages for both of us, including cheap transport between us (providing you book ahead on the trains 13 weeks in advance).\r\n\r\n“Please just get us out of Salford!”\r\n\r\nThe impassioned plea will be considered by Suffolk County Council at its next meeting. But a spokesman said: "The only similarity we can see is both areas are home to gigantic football teams - Manchester United and Ipswich Town."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Northern people want to be adopted by Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5269-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-19 10:59:23', '2016-11-19 10:59:23', '', 5269, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5269-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5272, 1, '2016-11-19 11:02:30', '2016-11-19 11:02:30', '<b>Some northern people have asked that their rain-soaked town be adopted by Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nResidents in the Langworthy Ward in Salford, Manchester, are seeking to break away from their dingy metropolis and become an enclave of the East Anglian county.\r\n\r\nThey claim that despite being hundreds of miles apart, and speaking a different language, the move would be of mutual benefit for everyone.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIn an exclusive interview with Rob Radnell, the Salford correspondent of the Suffolk Gazette (<i>When did I hire him? I hope he does not expect to be paid - Ed</i>), leading Langxiteer, Jonqui Farquarson-Everitt, expressed his views most candidly.\r\n\r\nHe said: “The residents of Langworthy have had enough of the totalitarian, oppressive rule of the City of Salford Council. We seek the rights that the people of Suffolk enjoy – home rule, a county council and true freedom.\r\n\r\n"For too long the proud Langworthians have been the thralls and serfs of the self-perpetuating Labour oligarchy in Swinton Civic Centre.\r\n\r\n"Suffolk and Langworthy have much in common: Suffolk is known as Constable Country, and we have a large police station with many constables and PCSOs; Suffolk has wide open skies with large trees, and we have panoramic views from our modernist 1960s high-rise apartment blocks."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/lowry-salford-e1479552102301.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/lowry-salford-e1479552102301.jpg" alt="Lowry Salford" width="777" height="585" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5270" /></a><i>Dreary: this photograph of northern people shows why they want to be part of Suffolk</I></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Farquarson-Everitt, 57, added: “We offer Suffolk citizens the opportunity to visit the shoppers Mecca of Salford Shopping City (complete with a Tesco Extra) as an alternative to visiting the bustling town centres of Framlingham or Woodbridge.\r\n\r\n“Like Suffolk, you can enjoy a metropolitan lifestyle in Langworthy without the cost, plus we are close to Salford Quays, the home of Jeremy Kyle! Not that one would expect Suffolkers to appear on that particular show, but they can laugh at all the guests from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n“Culturally and historically, we have much in common, too: Constable and Lowry; the Port of Ipswich and the Port of Salford. We don’t have a Black Shuck hound legend, but there is a stray pack of dogs in Buile Hill Park.\r\n\r\n“I appeal to the proud people of Suffolk to support our Langxit campaign. There are advantages for both of us, including cheap transport between us (providing you book ahead on the trains 13 weeks in advance).\r\n\r\n“Please just get us out of Salford!”\r\n\r\nThe impassioned plea will be considered by Suffolk County Council at its next meeting. But a spokesman said: "The only similarity we can see is both areas are home to gigantic football teams - Manchester United and Ipswich Town."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Northern people want to be adopted by Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5269-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-19 11:02:30', '2016-11-19 11:02:30', '', 5269, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5269-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5273, 1, '2017-12-05 10:58:24', '2017-12-05 10:58:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last leaf on a tree has confirmed it is "desperately lonely", depressed and wants to end it all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, insisted she hated being on her own and wants to be with her perished family and friends on the ground.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"People assume that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement," she said.\r\n\r\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s desperately lonely up here on my own, looking out over the amusement arcades.\r\n\r\n"Even all the visitors have gone.\r\n\r\n"It was okay up until a few weeks ago when there was lots to see. But now it\'s just boring. \r\n\r\n"I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it. Life up here on my own is miserable and it\'s bloody cold.\r\n\r\n"I can see all my dead brothers and sisters down their on the grass.\r\n\r\n"They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Lorraine broke away from the twig that has been her fountain of life since April.\r\n\r\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," she whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\r\n\r\nOur man heard sobbing as the little four-inch leaf floated by.\r\n\r\nBut they were tears of joy and relief, not of sadness.\r\n\r\nLorraine leaves no family. She was seven months old.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'last-leaf', '', '', '2017-12-05 13:08:57', '2017-12-05 13:08:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5273', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5275, 1, '2016-11-20 10:58:24', '2016-11-20 10:58:24', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>The last leaf on a tree was feeling lonely and sad rather than proud and strong, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nLarry, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, confirmed he hated being on his own and desperately wanted to be with his perished family on the ground.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe said: "Everyone assumes that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement.\r\n\r\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s lonely. I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it.\r\n\r\n"I can see all my dead relatives down there on the grass; my parents, brothers and sisters, aunts and uncles and cousins. They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\r\n\r\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Larry broke away from the twig that has been his fountain of life since April.\r\n\r\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," he whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\r\n\r\nLarry leaves no family. He was one year old.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5273-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-20 10:58:24', '2016-11-20 10:58:24', '', 5273, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5276, 1, '2017-12-05 13:07:48', '2017-12-05 13:07:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The last leaf on a tree has confirmed it is "desperately lonely", depressed and wants to end it all.</strong>\n\nLorraine Fisher, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, insisted she hated being on her own and wants to be with her perished family and friends on the ground.\n\n\n\n"People assume that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement," she said.\n\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s desperately lonely up here on my own, looking out over the amusement arcades. Even all the visitors have gone.\n\n"It was okay up unt \n\n"I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it. Life up here on my own is miserable and it\'s bloody cold.\n\n"I can see all my dead brothers and sisters down their on the grass.\n\n"They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Lorraine broke away from the twig that has been her fountain of life since April.\n\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," she whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\n\nOur man heard sobbing as the little four-inch leaf floated by.\n\nBut they were tears of joy and relief, not of sadness.\n\nLorraine leaves no family. She was seven months old.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5273-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-05 13:07:48', '2017-12-05 13:07:48', '', 5273, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5273-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5279, 1, '2016-11-20 11:39:15', '2016-11-20 11:39:15', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>The last leaf on a tree was feeling lonely and sad rather than proud and strong, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nLarry, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, confirmed he hated being on his own and desperately wanted to be with his perished family on the ground.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHe said: "Everyone assumes that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement.\r\n\r\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s desperately lonely. I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it.\r\n\r\n"I can see all my dead brothers and sisters down their on the grass. They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\r\n\r\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Larry broke away from the twig that has been his fountain of life since April.\r\n\r\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," he whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\r\n\r\nLarry leaves no family. He was seven months old.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5273-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-20 11:39:15', '2016-11-20 11:39:15', '', 5273, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5282, 1, '2018-10-23 15:40:21', '2018-10-23 15:40:21', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg" alt="World&#039;s smallest container ship" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5283" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world\'s smallest container ship is expected to arrive at Felixstowe Port later this week.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe vessel, MCS Hercules, <em>pictured above</em>, is en route from China and is carrying a container of plastic cutlery for retail giant TK Maxx.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKeen boat watchers will flock to the Suffolk port on Friday to watch the ship, which is just 23 feet long and big enough for only one shipping container.\r\n\r\nThe owners of the wooden vessel say it is economical to run shipments around the world because it pays its crew of six so little. They do not have any living accommodation on board for the perilous three-month voyage. \r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Our clients prefer the personal service that the Hercules offers.\r\n\r\n"No longer do they have to load their container up with thousands of others on those gigantic container ships you normally see arriving at Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"Also we do not need to pay Felixstowe Port any money for sending out a pilot ship to meet us and guide us safely to dock. We can just glide in without any fuss at all."\r\n\r\nHe added that the Hercules was the seventh one-container ship they had owned because the previous six had overturned and sunk in the Indian Ocean or Pacific.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShipping enthusiast Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s so weeny and cute. It\'s amazing it got here in one piece."', 'World\'s smallest container ship heading for Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'smallest-container-ship', '', '', '2018-10-23 15:44:33', '2018-10-23 15:44:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5282', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5283, 1, '2016-11-21 13:35:10', '2016-11-21 13:35:10', 'The word\'s smallest container ship is heading for Felixstowe Port in Suffolk', 'smallest-container-ship', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'smallest-container-ship-2', '', '', '2016-11-21 13:35:49', '2016-11-21 13:35:49', '', 5282, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5284, 1, '2016-11-21 13:40:21', '2016-11-21 13:40:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg" alt="World&#039;s smallest container ship" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5283" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>The world\'s smallest container ship is expected to arrive at Felixstowe Port later this week.</b>\r\n\r\nThe vessel, <i>MCS Hercules, pictured above</I>, is en route from China and is carrying a container of plastic cutlery for retail giant TK Maxx.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nKeen boat watchers will flock to the Suffolk port on Friday to watch the ship, which is just 23 feet long and big enough for only one shipping container.\r\n\r\nThe owners of the wooden vessel say it is economical to run shipments around the world because it pays its crew of six so little. They do not have any living accommodation on board for the perilous three-month voyage. \r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Our clients prefer the personal service that the <i>Hercules</i> offers. No longer do they have to load their container up with thousands of others on those gigantic container ships you normally see arriving at Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"Also we do not need to pay Felixstowe Port any money for sending out a pilot ship to meet us and guide us safely to dock. We can just glide in without any fuss at all."\r\n\r\nHe added that the <i>Hercules</i> was the seventh one-container ship they had owned, because the previous six had overturned and sunk in the Indian Ocean or Pacific.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'World\'s smallest container ship heading for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5282-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-21 13:40:21', '2016-11-21 13:40:21', '', 5282, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5282-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5285, 0, '2016-11-21 13:51:55', '2016-11-21 13:51:55', 'I am originally from Bury St Edmunds but live in Madrid.  I heard from my lawyer Here that West Suffolk, being a bit ashamed of Brexit etc, has asked for devolution from East Suffolk and the rest of the UK.  It wants to Join up with Cambridgeshire to get the same status as Gibraltar.  Under the crown but hopefully in Europe if it came to referendum (or as the people in Newmarket call it, an each way bet). \r\n\r\nI didn\'t know if it was worth you sending a journalist to my house.  Free board if he or she brings: bisto, prawn cocktail crisps, marmite, toilet roll (honestly. I feel violated every time I go to the toilet) and is willing to take back my library book from 1990.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: John Rowlands\nAUTHOR EMAIL: john.g.rowlands@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 47.60.35.176\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; John Rowlands\n    [2_Email] =&gt; john.g.rowlands@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; I am originally from Bury St Edmunds but live in Madrid.  I heard from my lawyer Here that West Suffolk, being a bit ashamed of Brexit etc, has asked for devolution from East Suffolk and the rest of the UK.  It wants to Join up with Cambridgeshire to get the same status as Gibraltar.  Under the crown but hopefully in Europe if it came to referendum (or as the people in Newmarket call it, an each way bet). \r\n\r\nI didn\'t know if it was worth you sending a journalist to my house.  Free board if he or she brings: bisto, prawn cocktail crisps, marmite, toilet roll (honestly. I feel violated every time I go to the toilet) and is willing to take back my library book from 1990. \n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 863da8b1925134631a0a74a6ae426fdc\n)\n', 'John Rowlands - 2016-11-21 13:51:55', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '863da8b1925134631a0a74a6ae426fdc', '', '', '2016-11-21 13:51:55', '2016-11-21 13:51:55', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5285', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5290, 1, '2016-11-22 09:48:59', '2016-11-22 09:48:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/uk-flooding.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/uk-flooding.jpg" alt="Government surprised that rain causes UK floods" width="840" height="634" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5291" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>The Government was surprised today to learn that heavy rain is likely to cause flooding.</b>\r\n\r\nProlonged downpours result in rising river levels and torrents of water cascading down hills, astonished officials were told.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nYet, as Britain was hit by more than 200 flood alerts today, a Government spokesman said: "Who could have predicted such a thing?"\r\n\r\nCampaigners have been demanding extra money for flood defences for years, but budgets have been slashed, creating havoc in towns and villages across the UK.\r\n\r\nOne flooding victim said: "Without spending more money, heavy rain will cause flooding as sure as night follows day. Only the Government seems surprised by this."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Government surprised to be told heavy rain causes floods', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'uk-floods', '', '', '2016-11-22 12:58:17', '2016-11-22 12:58:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5290', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5292, 1, '2016-11-22 09:48:59', '2016-11-22 09:48:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/uk-flooding.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/uk-flooding.jpg" alt="Government surprised that rain causes UK floods" width="840" height="634" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5291" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>The Government was surprised today to learn that heavy rain is likely to cause flooding.</b>\r\n\r\nProlonged downpours result in rising river levels and torrents of water cascading down hills, astonished officials were told.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nYet, as Britain was hit by more than 200 flood alerts today, a Government spokesman said: "Who could have predicted such a thing?"\r\n\r\nCampaigners have been demanding extra money for flood defences for years, but budgets have been slashed, creating havoc in towns and villages across the UK.\r\n\r\nOne flooding victim said: "Without spending more money, heavy rain will cause flooding as sure as night follows day. Only the Government seems surprised by this."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Government surprised to be told heavy rain causes floods', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5290-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-22 09:48:59', '2016-11-22 09:48:59', '', 5290, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5290-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5293, 1, '2016-11-22 12:57:05', '2016-11-22 12:57:05', '<b>The BBC has announced that a member of the public from outside of the political classes or business elite will be selected to appear on all future news and current affairs panels.</b>\r\n\r\nIn a radical move, BBC talent scouts have already found the "everyman" they were looking for in complete unknown, Nigel Farage.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe move was quite a surprise for Mr Farage. “Having never been a member of parliament and with no experience of the civil service I am amazed at the amount of airtime they are planning to give me,” he said.  \r\n\r\nMr Farage, who had been on a European funded exchange student training scheme for the past 17 years, is looking forward to the new challenge. Friends say that mild-mannered Nigel was humbled by the BBC’s generous offer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-bbc.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-bbc.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage on the BBC" width="1024" height="683" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5294" /></a><i>Man of the people: Unknown Nigel Farage will appear on the BBC quite a lot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA BBC insider revealed that Mr Farage\'s natural bashfulness would be a "refreshing change" to the hubris and self-interest which has come to be associated with politics in recent years.\r\n\r\nHe said: “Nigel will make the perfect ambassador for our worldwide audience and we want him to feel fully supported in bantering with politicians, big business and – who knows – even presidents, on the British public’s behalf.” \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'BBC picks man off the street to join political debates', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'nigel-farage-bbc', '', '', '2016-11-24 13:51:38', '2016-11-24 13:51:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5293', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5295, 1, '2016-11-22 12:57:05', '2016-11-22 12:57:05', '<b>The BBC has announced that a member of the public from outside of the political classes or business elite will be selected to appear on all future news and current affairs panels.</b>\r\n\r\nIn a radical move, BBC talent scouts have already found the "everyman" they were looking for in complete unknown, Nigel Farage.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Farage was pleasantly surprised: “Having never been a member of parliament and with no experience of the civil service I am amazed at the amount of airtime they are planning to give me.”  \r\n\r\nMr Farage who had been on a European funded exchange student training scheme for the past 17 years, is looking forward to the new challenge. Friends say that mild-mannered Nigel was humbled by the BBC’s generous offer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-bbc.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-bbc.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage on the BBC" width="1024" height="683" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5294" /></a><i>Man of the people: Unknown Nigel Farage will appear on the BBC quite a lot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA BBC insider revealed that his natural bashfulness would be a "refreshing change" to the hubris and self-interest which has come to be associated with politics in recent years.\r\n\r\nHe said: “Nigel will make the perfect ambassador for our worldwide audience and we want him to feel fully supported in bantering with politicians, big business and – who knows – even presidents, on the British public’s behalf.” \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'BBC picks man off the street to join political debates', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5293-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-22 12:57:05', '2016-11-22 12:57:05', '', 5293, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5293-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5297, 1, '2016-11-22 13:02:15', '2016-11-22 13:02:15', '<b>The BBC has announced that a member of the public from outside of the political classes or business elite will be selected to appear on all future news and current affairs panels.</b>\n\nIn a radical move, BBC talent scouts have already found the "everyman" they were looking for in complete unknown, Nigel Farage.\n\n\n<br>\nThe move was quite a surprise for Mr Farage. “Having never been a member of parliament and with no experience of the civil service I am amazed at the amount of airtime they are planning to give me,” he said.  \n\nMr Farage, who had been on a European funded exchange student training scheme for the past 17 years, is looking forward to the new challenge. Friends say that mild-mannered Nigel was humbled by the BBC’s generous offer.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-bbc.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-bbc.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage on the BBC" width="1024" height="683" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5294" /></a><i>Man of the people: Unknown Nigel Farage will appear on the BBC quite a lot</center></i><br><br>\n\nA BBC insider revealed that his natural bashfulness would be a "refreshing change" to the hubris and self-interest which has come to be associated with politics in recent years.\n\nHe said: “Nigel will make the perfect ambassador for our worldwide audience and we want him to feel fully supported in bantering with politicians, big business and – who knows – even presidents, on the British public’s behalf.” \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'BBC picks man off the street to join political debates', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5293-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-11-22 13:02:15', '2016-11-22 13:02:15', '', 5293, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5293-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5298, 1, '2016-11-22 13:02:36', '2016-11-22 13:02:36', '<b>The BBC has announced that a member of the public from outside of the political classes or business elite will be selected to appear on all future news and current affairs panels.</b>\r\n\r\nIn a radical move, BBC talent scouts have already found the "everyman" they were looking for in complete unknown, Nigel Farage.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe move was quite a surprise for Mr Farage. “Having never been a member of parliament and with no experience of the civil service I am amazed at the amount of airtime they are planning to give me,” he said.  \r\n\r\nMr Farage, who had been on a European funded exchange student training scheme for the past 17 years, is looking forward to the new challenge. Friends say that mild-mannered Nigel was humbled by the BBC’s generous offer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-bbc.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-bbc.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage on the BBC" width="1024" height="683" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5294" /></a><i>Man of the people: Unknown Nigel Farage will appear on the BBC quite a lot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA BBC insider revealed that Mr Farage\'s natural bashfulness would be a "refreshing change" to the hubris and self-interest which has come to be associated with politics in recent years.\r\n\r\nHe said: “Nigel will make the perfect ambassador for our worldwide audience and we want him to feel fully supported in bantering with politicians, big business and – who knows – even presidents, on the British public’s behalf.” \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'BBC picks man off the street to join political debates', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5293-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-22 13:02:36', '2016-11-22 13:02:36', '', 5293, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5293-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5314, 1, '2016-11-23 11:53:47', '2016-11-23 11:53:47', 'Catch Father Christmas on camera as he delivers presents to the good children of Suffolk. Anyone who snaps the red-coated, white-bearded funster is instructed to email the photo to suffolkgazette@gmail.com\r\n\r\nThe best photos will win a free 2017 subscription to the Suffolk Gazette.', 'Snap Santa', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'snap-santa', '', '', '2016-11-23 15:04:55', '2016-11-23 15:04:55', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=ajde_events&#038;p=5314', 0, 'ajde_events', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5333, 1, '2016-11-23 16:15:49', '2016-11-23 16:15:49', 'The annual Painting Essex Orange event is may be held in Chelmsford, but all Suffolk people are welcome to attend. To get there, just follow the queue of chavvy cars to find it (XR4s, etc). There are even rumours Donald Trump might do the official opening. Entry is £2.50 - bring your own orange colouring.', 'Essex Orange Day', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'essex-orange-day', '', '', '2016-11-23 16:15:49', '2016-11-23 16:15:49', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=ajde_events&#038;p=5333', 0, 'ajde_events', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5337, 1, '2016-11-23 17:20:46', '2016-11-23 17:20:46', 'Entries are open for this glittering beauty pageant in Framlingham. Who will win this year\'s coveted Miss Tractor trophy, one last year by Millie Pede of Saxmundham? Smart dungarees only, tickets £25.', 'Miss Tractor, 2017', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'miss-tractor-2017', '', '', '2016-11-23 17:20:46', '2016-11-23 17:20:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=ajde_events&#038;p=5337', 0, 'ajde_events', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5339, 1, '2016-11-23 17:27:22', '2016-11-23 17:27:22', 'To celebrate the inauguration today of Donald Trump as US President, Mildenhall Young Farmers are holding a special Donald Trump Lookalike contest. Just pop along to the Red Barn after 8pm looking like Donald for a chance to win a bottle of cider. Entries are £5 each, although people from Norfolk are banned from entering on account of the fact they all look like Trump anyway.', 'Donald Trump Lookalike Contest', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'donald-trump-lookalike-contest', '', '', '2016-11-23 17:27:22', '2016-11-23 17:27:22', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=ajde_events&#038;p=5339', 0, 'ajde_events', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5343, 1, '2016-11-23 18:59:37', '2016-11-23 18:59:37', 'The people of Southwold are once again expected to flock to this traditional Christmas extravaganza, with members of the town\'s Rotary Club displaying their best models made from their ear wax. Last year, Michael Sheerer\'s model of the Empire State Building got top billing. What will make it this time around? Entry is free', 'Ear Wax Moulding Exhibition', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ear-wax-moulding-exhibition', '', '', '2016-11-23 18:59:37', '2016-11-23 18:59:37', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=ajde_events&#038;p=5343', 0, 'ajde_events', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5344, 0, '2016-11-24 07:24:51', '2016-11-24 07:24:51', 'Recently heard that residents of westerfield who are anti northern by pass are buying windbreaks to put up on the side of the Orwell bridge next time it gets a bit breezy. Ben Bummer is quite interested in the idea to save a few quid\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Steve\nAUTHOR EMAIL: stevewillliams69@hotmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 31.54.193.69\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Steve\n    [2_Email] =&gt; stevewillliams69@hotmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Recently heard that residents of westerfield who are anti northern by pass are buying windbreaks to put up on the side of the Orwell bridge next time it gets a bit breezy. Ben Bummer is quite interested in the idea to save a few quid\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 7be1dd8b0ed4ccb45123ab4a1e91c4b1\n)\n', 'Steve - 2016-11-24 07:24:51', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7be1dd8b0ed4ccb45123ab4a1e91c4b1', '', '', '2016-11-24 07:24:51', '2016-11-24 07:24:51', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5344', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5345, 1, '2016-11-24 13:27:39', '2016-11-24 13:27:39', 'Your county needs you! If you want to enlist with the Suffolk Liberation Front, which is aiming to conquer Norfolk and enslave its workforce, pop along to the Tesco car park in Martlesham this evening where members of the secretive paramilitary force will be keen to meet you. No previous war experience necessary, although the ability to drive a tank will be a positive. Anyone from Norfolk need not apply.', 'Suffolk Liberation Front Enrolment Night', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-liberation-front-enrolment-night', '', '', '2016-11-24 13:27:39', '2016-11-24 13:27:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=ajde_events&#038;p=5345', 0, 'ajde_events', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5346, 1, '2016-11-24 13:32:30', '2016-11-24 13:32:30', 'The previous meeting was canceled owing to lack of interest. However, organisers hope people will make an effort to pop along tonight. Entry is free, but the club chairman accepts it may be too much of an effort.', 'Stowmarket Apathy Society', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'stowmarket-apathy-society', '', '', '2016-11-24 13:32:30', '2016-11-24 13:32:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=ajde_events&#038;p=5346', 0, 'ajde_events', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5347, 1, '2016-11-24 13:50:40', '2016-11-24 13:50:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Angry-Driver.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Angry-Driver.jpg" alt="Angry driver" width="630" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5348" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nA Suffolk motorist faces a lengthy driving ban after picking up no fewer than seven speeding tickets on his way to get a pint of milk.</b>\r\n\r\nReg Squirrel, 48, was snapped by six mobile speed cameras and a static camera as he travelled at speeds of between 23 and 45 miles an hour on clear, dry roads at 7.30 on a Saturday morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow, after having a clean licence for 30 years, he faces 18 points, fines of up to £700 and the nightmarish tedium of a speed awareness course run in an old butcher\'s shop in Diss.\r\n\r\nMr Squirrel, from Saxtead Green, blames a police mix-up. He said: "I\'m a very experienced driver. The speed limits on roads I have been using all my life change all the time and without warning, and I was too busy trying to stay within the limit to concentrate.\r\n\r\n"Now I am paying £700 for a bottle of milk and am getting banned from driving."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Diligent officers\'</b>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk and Norfolk Police Road Safety and Revenue Collection Department said: "Speed is a killer, particularly on the quiet roads where no-one ever drives when our diligent officers are enjoying a well-earned breather towards the end of their shifts."\r\n\r\nFigures from the Ministry of Motorist Re-education show that drivers can be particularly dangerous at 34 miles an hour on a clear straight, dry, empty road with excellent visibility at 7.30 on a Saturday morning.\r\n\r\nA source within the ministry told Suffolk Gazette: "Times are hard for our boys in blue, you know. They need to pay for their own jobs these days as the senior officers have scooped up all the money with their final salary pensions and early retirement plans."\r\n\r\nMr Squirrel has appealed but has as yet received no response.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Angry driver caught speeding seven times on trip to get milk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'angry-driver-speeding', '', '', '2016-11-25 09:42:30', '2016-11-25 09:42:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5347', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5351, 1, '2016-11-24 13:50:40', '2016-11-24 13:50:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Angry-Driver.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Angry-Driver.jpg" alt="Angry driver" width="630" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5348" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nA Suffolk motorist faces a lengthy driving ban after picking up no fewer than seven speeding tickets on his way to get a pint of milk.</b>\r\n\r\nReg Squirrel, 48, was snapped by six mobile speed cameras and a static camera as he travelled at speeds of between 23 and 45 miles an hour on clear, dry roads at 7.30 on a Saturday morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow, after having a clean licence for 30 years, he faces 18 points, fines of up to £700 and the nightmarish tedium of a speed awareness course run in an old butcher\'s shop in Diss.\r\n\r\nMr Squirrel blames a police mix-up. He said: "I\'m a very experienced driver. The speed limits on roads I have been using all my life change all the time and without warning, and I was too busy trying to stay within the limit to concentrate.\r\n\r\n"Now I am paying £700 for a bottle of milk and am getting banned from driving."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Diligent officers\'</b>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk and Norfolk Police Road Safety and Revenue Collection Department said: "Speed is a killer, particularly on the quiet roads where no-one ever drives when our diligent officers are enjoying a well-earned breather towards the end of their shifts."\r\n\r\nFigures from the Ministry of Motorist Re-education show that drivers can be particularly dangerous at 34 miles an hour on a clear straight, dry, empty road with excellent visibility at 7.30 on a Saturday morning.\r\n\r\nA source within the ministry told Suffolk Gazette: "Times are hard for our boys in blue, you know. They need to pay for their own jobs these days as the senior officers have scooped up all the money with their final salary pensions and early retirement plans."\r\n\r\nMr Squirrel has appealed but has as yet received no response.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Angry driver caught speeding seven times on trip to get milk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5347-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-24 13:50:40', '2016-11-24 13:50:40', '', 5347, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5347-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5352, 1, '2016-11-24 14:05:20', '2016-11-24 14:05:20', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Angry-Driver.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Angry-Driver.jpg" alt="Angry driver" width="630" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5348" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nA Suffolk motorist faces a lengthy driving ban after picking up no fewer than seven speeding tickets on his way to get a pint of milk.</b>\r\n\r\nReg Squirrel, 48, was snapped by six mobile speed cameras and a static camera as he travelled at speeds of between 23 and 45 miles an hour on clear, dry roads at 7.30 on a Saturday morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow, after having a clean licence for 30 years, he faces 18 points, fines of up to £700 and the nightmarish tedium of a speed awareness course run in an old butcher\'s shop in Diss.\r\n\r\nMr Squirrel, from Saxtead Green, blames a police mix-up. He said: "I\'m a very experienced driver. The speed limits on roads I have been using all my life change all the time and without warning, and I was too busy trying to stay within the limit to concentrate.\r\n\r\n"Now I am paying £700 for a bottle of milk and am getting banned from driving."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Diligent officers\'</b>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk and Norfolk Police Road Safety and Revenue Collection Department said: "Speed is a killer, particularly on the quiet roads where no-one ever drives when our diligent officers are enjoying a well-earned breather towards the end of their shifts."\r\n\r\nFigures from the Ministry of Motorist Re-education show that drivers can be particularly dangerous at 34 miles an hour on a clear straight, dry, empty road with excellent visibility at 7.30 on a Saturday morning.\r\n\r\nA source within the ministry told Suffolk Gazette: "Times are hard for our boys in blue, you know. They need to pay for their own jobs these days as the senior officers have scooped up all the money with their final salary pensions and early retirement plans."\r\n\r\nMr Squirrel has appealed but has as yet received no response.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Angry driver caught speeding seven times on trip to get milk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5347-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-24 14:05:20', '2016-11-24 14:05:20', '', 5347, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5347-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5353, 0, '2016-11-24 14:47:26', '2016-11-24 14:47:26', 'The world’s smallest container ship is expected to arrive at Felixstowe Port later this week.\r\n\r\nThe vessel, MCS Hercules, pictured above, is en route from Italy and is carrying a container of nuts for BESANA UK Ltd,the biggest nuts supplier in Uk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKeen boat watchers will flock to the Suffolk port on Friday to watch the ship, which is just 23 feet long and big enough for only one shipping container.\r\n\r\nThe owners of the wooden vessel say it is economical to run shipments around the world because it pays its crew of six so little. They do not have any living accommodation on board for the perilous three-month voyage.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: “Our clients prefer the personal service that the Hercules offers. No longer do they have to load their container up with thousands of others on those gigantic container ships you normally see arriving at Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n“Also we do not need to pay Felixstowe Port any money for sending out a pilot ship to meet us and guide us safely to dock. We can just glide in without any fuss at all.”\r\n\r\nHe added that the Hercules was the seventh one-container ship they had owned, because the previous six had overturned and sunk in the Indian Ocean or Pacific.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: kris\nAUTHOR EMAIL: kylo99@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 89.197.9.154\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; kris\n    [2_Email] =&gt; kylo99@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; The world’s smallest container ship is expected to arrive at Felixstowe Port later this week.\r\n\r\nThe vessel, MCS Hercules, pictured above, is en route from Italy and is carrying a container of nuts for BESANA UK Ltd,the biggest nuts supplier in Uk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKeen boat watchers will flock to the Suffolk port on Friday to watch the ship, which is just 23 feet long and big enough for only one shipping container.\r\n\r\nThe owners of the wooden vessel say it is economical to run shipments around the world because it pays its crew of six so little. They do not have any living accommodation on board for the perilous three-month voyage.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: “Our clients prefer the personal service that the Hercules offers. No longer do they have to load their container up with thousands of others on those gigantic container ships you normally see arriving at Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n“Also we do not need to pay Felixstowe Port any money for sending out a pilot ship to meet us and guide us safely to dock. We can just glide in without any fuss at all.”\r\n\r\nHe added that the Hercules was the seventh one-container ship they had owned, because the previous six had overturned and sunk in the Indian Ocean or Pacific.\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; f24969c35c342ca9f8fcb77d3e414a47\n)\n', 'kris - 2016-11-24 14:47:26', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'f24969c35c342ca9f8fcb77d3e414a47', '', '', '2016-11-24 14:47:26', '2016-11-24 14:47:26', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5353', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5354, 1, '2016-11-24 15:59:21', '2016-11-24 15:59:21', '<b>A schoolboy actor was devastated after being given the role of a man who has been married for 25 years - because it is a non-speaking part.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite appearing in 19 scenes throughout the school play, the character of hen-pecked husband Jeremy Simkins does not get a word in edgeways.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAnguished Thomas Hills, 11, complained to his teacher after being handed the part, but was told it was unrealistic for a man who has been married so long to have any conversation.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Sudbury High School for Boys said: "Unfortunately, not everyone can get a big role in the annual school production. Young Hills got his hopes up when he found out his character would be on stage a lot.\r\n\r\n"But he was obviously upset when he realised he had no words to say. Instead the character of Mrs Judie Simkins, the wife, does have an awful lot to say for herself."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/crying-boy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/crying-boy.jpg" alt="Crying boy" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5355" /></a><i>Upset: Thomas Hills will not have a speaking part in his school play</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe school production of <i>I Wish She\'d Shut Up For Just One Minute</i>, a murder mystery, will run from December 14-20 in the school hall.\r\n\r\nEverybody is welcome - tickets can be bought in advance and cost just £5.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boy devastated after getting non-speaking role in school play', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'school-play-role', '', '', '2017-04-18 12:41:42', '2017-04-18 12:41:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5354', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5356, 1, '2016-11-24 15:59:21', '2016-11-24 15:59:21', '<b>A schoolboy actor was devastated after being given the role of a man who has been married for 25 years - because it is a non-speaking part.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite appearing in 19 scenes throughout the school play, the character of hen-pecked husband Jeremy Simkins does not get a word in edgeways.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAnguished Thomas Hills, 11, complained to his teacher after being handed the part, but was told it was unrealistic for a man who has been married so long to have any conversation.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Sudbury High School for Boys said: "Unfortunately, not everyone can get a big role in the annual school production. Young Hills got his hopes up when he found out his character would be on stage a lot.\r\n\r\n"But he was obviously upset when he realised he had no words to say. Instead the character of Mrs Judie Simkins, the wife, does have an awful lot to say for herself."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/crying-boy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/crying-boy.jpg" alt="Crying boy" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5355" /></a><i>Upset: Thomas Hills will not have a speaking part in his school play</center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe school production of <i>I Wish She\'d Shut Up For Just One Minute</i>, a murder mystery, will run from December 14-20 in the school hall.\r\n\r\nEverybody is welcome - tickets can be bought in advance and cost just £5.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boy devastated after getting non-speaking role in school play', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5354-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-24 15:59:21', '2016-11-24 15:59:21', '', 5354, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5354-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5357, 1, '2016-11-24 16:00:42', '2016-11-24 16:00:42', '<b>A schoolboy actor was devastated after being given the role of a man who has been married for 25 years - because it is a non-speaking part.</b>\n\nDespite appearing in 19 scenes throughout the school play, the character of hen-pecked husband Jeremy Simkins does not get a word in edgeways.\n\n\n<br>\nAnguished Thomas Hills, 11, complained to his teacher after being handed the part, but was told it was unrealistic for a man who has been married so long to have any conversation.\n\nA spokesman for the Sudbury High School for Boys said: "Unfortunately, not everyone can get a big role in the annual school production. Young Hills got his hopes up when he found out his character would be on stage a lot.\n\n"But he was obviously upset when he realised he had no words to say. Instead the character of Mrs Judie Simkins, the wife, does have an awful lot to say for herself."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/crying-boy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/crying-boy.jpg" alt="Crying boy" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5355" /></a><i>Upset: Thomas Hills will not have a speaking part in his school play<</center><br><br>\n\nThe school production of <i>I Wish She\'d Shut Up For Just One Minute</i>, a murder mystery, will run from December 14-20 in the school hall.\n\nEverybody is welcome - tickets can be bought in advance and cost just £5.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boy devastated after getting non-speaking role in school play', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5354-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-11-24 16:00:42', '2016-11-24 16:00:42', '', 5354, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5354-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5358, 1, '2016-11-24 16:00:46', '2016-11-24 16:00:46', '<b>A schoolboy actor was devastated after being given the role of a man who has been married for 25 years - because it is a non-speaking part.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite appearing in 19 scenes throughout the school play, the character of hen-pecked husband Jeremy Simkins does not get a word in edgeways.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAnguished Thomas Hills, 11, complained to his teacher after being handed the part, but was told it was unrealistic for a man who has been married so long to have any conversation.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Sudbury High School for Boys said: "Unfortunately, not everyone can get a big role in the annual school production. Young Hills got his hopes up when he found out his character would be on stage a lot.\r\n\r\n"But he was obviously upset when he realised he had no words to say. Instead the character of Mrs Judie Simkins, the wife, does have an awful lot to say for herself."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/crying-boy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/crying-boy.jpg" alt="Crying boy" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5355" /></a><i>Upset: Thomas Hills will not have a speaking part in his school play</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe school production of <i>I Wish She\'d Shut Up For Just One Minute</i>, a murder mystery, will run from December 14-20 in the school hall.\r\n\r\nEverybody is welcome - tickets can be bought in advance and cost just £5.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boy devastated after getting non-speaking role in school play', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5354-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-24 16:00:46', '2016-11-24 16:00:46', '', 5354, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5354-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5360, 1, '2016-11-25 09:40:48', '2016-11-25 09:40:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/shoe-zone.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/shoe-zone.jpg" alt="Hoe One" width="750" height="406" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5361" /></a></center><Br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>There were mounting concerns today after a new branch of Hoe One opened in Felixstowe.</b>\r\n\r\nPo-faced residents say the parlour is not in keeping with the traditional family image of the seaside town.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHoe One offers a completely different sort of personal service to another outlet with a similar name, Shoe Zone.\r\n\r\nA retail expert said: "The shop fronts may look the same, but I would warn any elderly residents not to venture into Hoe One expecting to buy a new pair of Cosyfeet shoes.\r\n\r\n"On the other hand, any gentlemen looking for relief should be aware the only relief in Shoe Zone would be for their bunions."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Row over new Hoe One parlour in Felixstowe', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'hoe-one-felixstowe', '', '', '2016-11-27 12:52:33', '2016-11-27 12:52:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5360', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5362, 1, '2016-11-25 09:40:48', '2016-11-25 09:40:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/shoe-zone.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/shoe-zone.jpg" alt="Hoe One" width="750" height="406" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5361" /></a></center><Br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Concerns have been raised after a new branch of Hoe One opened in Felixstowe.</b>\r\n\r\nPo-faced residents say the parlour is not in keeping with the traditional family image of the seaside town.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHoe One offers a completely different sort of personal service to another outlet with a similar name, Shoe Zone.\r\n\r\nA retail expert said: "The shop fronts may look the same, but I would warn any elderly residents not to venture into Hoe One expecting to buy a new pair of Cosyfeet shoes.\r\n\r\n"On the other hand, any gentlemen looking for relief should be aware the only relief they will find in Shoe Zone will be for their bunions."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Row over new Hoe One parlour in Felixstowe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5360-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-25 09:40:48', '2016-11-25 09:40:48', '', 5360, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5360-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5363, 1, '2016-11-25 09:51:53', '2016-11-25 09:51:53', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/shoe-zone.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/shoe-zone.jpg" alt="Hoe One" width="750" height="406" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5361" /></a></center><Br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>There were mounting concerns today after a new branch of Hoe One opened in Felixstowe.</b>\r\n\r\nPo-faced residents say the parlour is not in keeping with the traditional family image of the seaside town.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHoe One offers a completely different sort of personal service to another outlet with a similar name, Shoe Zone.\r\n\r\nA retail expert said: "The shop fronts may look the same, but I would warn any elderly residents not to venture into Hoe One expecting to buy a new pair of Cosyfeet shoes.\r\n\r\n"On the other hand, any gentlemen looking for relief should be aware the only relief they will find in Shoe Zone will be for their bunions."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Row over new Hoe One parlour in Felixstowe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5360-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-25 09:51:53', '2016-11-25 09:51:53', '', 5360, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5360-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5364, 1, '2016-11-25 10:04:35', '2016-11-25 10:04:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/shoe-zone.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/shoe-zone.jpg" alt="Hoe One" width="750" height="406" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5361" /></a></center><Br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>There were mounting concerns today after a new branch of Hoe One opened in Felixstowe.</b>\r\n\r\nPo-faced residents say the parlour is not in keeping with the traditional family image of the seaside town.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHoe One offers a completely different sort of personal service to another outlet with a similar name, Shoe Zone.\r\n\r\nA retail expert said: "The shop fronts may look the same, but I would warn any elderly residents not to venture into Hoe One expecting to buy a new pair of Cosyfeet shoes.\r\n\r\n"On the other hand, any gentlemen looking for relief should be aware the only relief in Shoe Zone would be for their bunions."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Row over new Hoe One parlour in Felixstowe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5360-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-25 10:04:35', '2016-11-25 10:04:35', '', 5360, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5360-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5365, 1, '2016-11-25 14:31:52', '2016-11-25 14:31:52', '<strong>Black Friday is a brilliant way to get rid of all the crap nobody wanted to buy during the rest of the year, retailers have agreed.</strong>\r\n\r\nShops say they can sell any old rubbish just by putting a Black Friday 20% off sale sticker on it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRamsey Streeter, of the Institute of Retail Stores Studies, said: "The public is generally quite stupid and can be relied upon to fall for every snake-oil scam in the book.\r\n\r\n"Black Friday is perfect for fishing out all the stock gathering dust at the back of the warehouse and putting it on the shelves as a must-have bargain."\r\n\r\nBut shoppers in Suffolk were today totally engrossed in the Black Friday experience. \r\n\r\nRav Singh, 27, from Ipswich, said: "I picked up this brilliant electric egg whisk in town this morning because it had £2 off.\r\n\r\n"And when I get home I\'m going online to find some more bargain goods that I did not know I wanted."\r\n\r\nNorma Snockers, from Bury St Edmunds, said she had purchased a new three-piece suite only nine months ago.\r\n\r\n"But today I got an email from an online retailer with some incredible Black Friday bargains on furniture. I\'m now thinking my three-piece suite could do with updating." \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the news comes as Ipswich woman Lorraine Fisher has revealed she has saved an absolute fortune on Black Friday by buying absolutely nothing at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday-kettle/">She told the Suffolk Gazette</a>: "I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don’t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Retailers celebrate Black Friday sales scam', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'black-friday-sales', '', '', '2017-11-24 13:43:02', '2017-11-24 13:43:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5365', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5368, 1, '2016-11-25 14:31:52', '2016-11-25 14:31:52', '<b>Black Friday is a brilliant way to get rid of all the crap nobody wanted to buy during the rest of the year, retailers have agreed.</b>\r\n\r\nShops say they can sell any old rubbish just by putting a Black Friday 20% off sale sticker on it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nRamsey Streeter, of the Institute of Retail Stores Studies, said: "The public is generally quite stupid and can be relied upon to fall for every snake-oil scam in the book.\r\n\r\n"Black Friday is perfect for fishing out all the stock gathering dust at the back of the warehouse and putting it on the shelves as a must-have bargain."\r\n\r\nBut shoppers in Suffolk were today totally engrossed in the Black Friday experience. Rav Singh, 27, from Ipswich, said: "I picked up this brilliant electric egg whisk in town this morning because it had £2 off.\r\n\r\n"And when I get home I\'m going online to find some more bargain goods that I did not know I wanted."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Retailers celebrate Black Friday sales scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5365-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-25 14:31:52', '2016-11-25 14:31:52', '', 5365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5365-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5369, 1, '2016-11-27 12:47:49', '2016-11-27 12:47:49', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/norwich-clowns.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/norwich-clowns.jpg" alt="Norwich City clowns" width="554" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5370" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Norwich players were pictured today training on their day off afer a disastrous run of six straight defeats.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite being relegated from the Premiership with a hugely expensive squad and a fortune in parachute payments, the Norfolk club have turned into a joke.\r\n\r\nThe awful run of form, most recently yesterday\'s 1-0 defeat at Derby, means the team is now down to eighth place in the Championship - and only three points above rivals Ipswich, who have been having a terrible time of it themselves... with no money to spend.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNorwich manager Alex Neil remains in charge of the bunch of Carrow Road clowns for now, but it can only be a matter of time before owner Delia Smith pulls the trigger.\r\n\r\nAnd with club chairman Ed Balls now out of Strictly Come Dancing, there can be no room for more idiotic behaviour.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "The players have been running around aimlessly like Ronald McDonald. They certainly look like they have been playing in oversized clown feet."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Underperforming Norwich players forced to train on day off', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norwich-players-clowns', '', '', '2016-11-28 13:55:57', '2016-11-28 13:55:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5369', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5371, 1, '2016-11-27 12:47:49', '2016-11-27 12:47:49', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/norwich-clowns.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/norwich-clowns.jpg" alt="Norwich City clowns" width="554" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5370" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Norwich players were pictured today training on their day off afer a disastrous run of six straight defeats.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite being relegated from the Premiership with a hugely expensive squad and a fortune in parachute payments, the Norfolk club have turned into a joke.\r\n\r\nThe awful run of form, most recently yesterday\'s 1-0 defeat at Derby, means the team is now down to eighth place in the Championship - and only three points above rivals Ipswich, who have been having a terrible time of it themselves... with no money to spend.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNorwich manager Alex Neil remains in charge of the bunch of Carrow Road clowns for now, but it can only be a matter of time before owner Delia Smith pulls the trigger.\r\n\r\nAnd with club chairman Ed Balls now out of Strictly Come Dancing, there can be no room for more idiotic behaviour.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "The players have been running around aimlessly like Ronald McDonald. They certainly look like they have been playing in oversized clown feet."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Underperforming Norwich players forced to train on day off', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5369-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-27 12:47:49', '2016-11-27 12:47:49', '', 5369, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5369-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5372, 1, '2016-11-28 13:50:43', '2016-11-28 13:50:43', '<strong>This month\'s meeting of the Stowmarket Apathy Society was cancelled owing to a lack of interest, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nNobody bothered turning up for the event, which was supposed to be staged last night in Stowmarket Library.\r\n\r\nOrganiser Derek Bright told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s often quite difficult to motivate the membership to attend our monthly meetings.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s disappointing, because there are many apathetic matters that we need to address.\r\n\r\n"But if nobody makes the effort, what\'s the point of it all?"\r\n\r\nMr Bright has now scheduled the next meeting for 7.30pm on January 4.\r\n\r\n"It gives members plenty of time to think of a reason why they should not bother attending again," he sighed.\r\n\r\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "I was meant to go to the meeting but I simply couldn\'t be arsed.\r\n\r\n"There really isn\'t a purpose to the Apathy Society anyway."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Apathy Society meeting cancelled owing to lack of interest', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'apathy-society-meeting-cancelled', '', '', '2017-11-28 10:29:24', '2017-11-28 10:29:24', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5372', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5374, 1, '2016-11-28 13:50:43', '2016-11-28 13:50:43', '<b>This month\'s meeting of the Stowmarket Apathy Society was cancelled owing to a lack of interest, it has been revealed.</b>\r\n\r\nNobody bothered turning up for the event, which was supposed to be staged last night in Stowmarket Library.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOrganiser Derek Bright told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s often quite difficult to motivate the membership to attend our monthly meetings.\r\n\r\n"It\'s disappointing, because there are many apathetic matters that we need to address. But if nobody makes the effort, what\'s the point of it all?"\r\n\r\nMr Bright has now scheduled the next meeting for 7.30pm on January 4. "It gives members plenty of time to think of a reason why they should not bother attending again," he sighed.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Apathy Society meeting is cancelled', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5372-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-28 13:50:43', '2016-11-28 13:50:43', '', 5372, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5372-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5375, 1, '2017-11-28 10:28:00', '2017-11-28 10:28:00', '<strong>This month\'s meeting of the Stowmarket Apathy Society was cancelled owing to a lack of interest, it has been revealed.</strong>\n\nNobody bothered turning up for the event, which was supposed to be staged last night in Stowmarket Library.\n\nOrganiser Derek Bright told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s often quite difficult to motivate the membership to attend our monthly meetings.\n\n\n\n"It\'s disappointing, because there are many apathetic matters that we need to address.\n\n"But if nobody makes the effort, what\'s the point of it all?"\n\nMr Bright has now scheduled the next meeting for 7.30pm on January 4.\n\n"It gives members plenty of time to think of a reason why they should not bother attending again," he sighed.\n\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "I was meant to go to the meeting but I simply couldn\'t be arsed.\n\n"There really isn\'t a purpose to the Apathy Society anyway."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Apathy Society meeting is cancelled', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5372-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-28 10:28:00', '2017-11-28 10:28:00', '', 5372, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5372-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5376, 1, '2016-11-28 13:52:09', '2016-11-28 13:52:09', '<b>This month\'s meeting of the Stowmarket Apathy Society was cancelled owing to a lack of interest, it has been revealed.</b>\r\n\r\nNobody bothered turning up for the event, which was supposed to be staged last night in Stowmarket Library.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOrganiser Derek Bright told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s often quite difficult to motivate the membership to attend our monthly meetings.\r\n\r\n"It\'s disappointing, because there are many apathetic matters that we need to address. But if nobody makes the effort, what\'s the point of it all?"\r\n\r\nMr Bright has now scheduled the next meeting for 7.30pm on January 4. "It gives members plenty of time to think of a reason why they should not bother attending again," he sighed.\r\n\r\nThe event, plus many more must-attend occasions, is listed on our exclusive <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/whats-on-in-suffolk/">What\'s On In Suffolk guide</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Apathy Society meeting is cancelled', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5372-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-28 13:52:09', '2016-11-28 13:52:09', '', 5372, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5372-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5377, 1, '2016-11-28 13:56:19', '2016-11-28 13:56:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/norwich-clowns.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/norwich-clowns.jpg" alt="Norwich City clowns" width="554" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5370" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>Norwich players were pictured today training on their day off afer a disastrous run of six straight defeats.</b>\n\nDespite being relegated from the Premiership with a hugely expensive squad and a fortune in parachute payments, the Norfolk club have turned into a joke.\n\nThe awful run of form, most recently yesterday\'s 1-0 defeat at Derby, means the team is now down to eighth place in the Championship - and only three points above rivals Ipswich, who have been having a terrible time of it themselves... with no money to spend.\n\n\n<br>\nNorwich manager Alex Neil remains in charge of the bunch of Carrow Road clowns for now, but it can only be a matter of time before owner Delia Smith pulls the trigger.\n\nAnd with club chairman Ed Balls now out of Strictly Come Dancing, there can be no room for more idiotic behaviour.\n\nA club insider said: "The players have been running around aimlessly like Ronald McDonald. They certainly look like they have been playing in oversized clown feet."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Underperforming Norwich players forced to train on day off', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5369-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-11-28 13:56:19', '2016-11-28 13:56:19', '', 5369, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5369-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5378, 1, '2016-11-29 10:50:30', '2016-11-29 10:50:30', '<b>The Suffolk Gazette management team has been forced to play down the significance of private meeting notes that were spotted by the media.</b>\r\n\r\nA bungling aide left an executive meeting at the media empire HQ yesterday, unaware the writing on his pad could be seen by waiting photographers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe notes contained a tantalising glimpse into the Suffolk Gazette\'s future strategy, including a new cookery column called <i>Have Your Cake and Eat It</i>. \r\n\r\nAnd there are explicit policies outlining ideas about how to deal with Norfolk - and in particular Norwich owner Delia Smith\'s lawyer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette meeting notes" width="704" height="722" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5379" /></a><i>Revealed: Photographers spotted the Suffolk Gazette meeting notes</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBy extraordinary coincidence, the embarrassing gaffe echoes an incident in Downing Street yesterday when a secretary\'s errant notes appeared to display Britain\'s tactics in future Brexit negotiations.\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette was keen to dismiss the significance of the meeting notes. He said: "You can\'t read too much into this. Our team had probably been drinking, so the notes may not even have been a particularly accurate record of the meeting.\r\n\r\n"Also, any tactics targeting Norfolk can hardly be a surprise. We will not be sacking the aide because of the error."\r\n\r\nThere is no word on whether the aide in Downing Street will be spared, however.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/downing-street-notes-e1480416767875.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/downing-street-notes-e1480416767875.jpg" alt="Downing Street meeting notes" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5383" /></a><i>The notes pictured at Downing Street yesterday</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Gazette plays down significance of meeting notes gaffe', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'meeting-notes', '', '', '2016-11-30 10:40:53', '2016-11-30 10:40:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5378', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5380, 1, '2016-11-29 10:48:26', '2016-11-29 10:48:26', '<b>The Suffolk Gazette management team has been forced to play down the significance of private meeting notes that were spotted by the media.</b>\r\n\r\nA bungling aid left an executive meeting at the media empire HQ yesterday, unaware the writing on his pad could be seen by waiting photographers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe notes contained a tantalising glimpse into the Suffolk Gazette\'s future strategy, including a new cookery column called <i>Have Your Cake and Eat It</i>. \r\n\r\nAnd there are explicit policies outlining ideas about how to deal with Norfolk - and in particular Norwich owner Delia Smith\'s lawyer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette meeting notes" width="704" height="722" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5379" /></a><i>Revealed: Photographers spotted the Suffolk Gazette meeting notes</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBy extraordinary coincidence, the embarrassing gaffe echoes an incident in Downing Street yesterday when a secretary\'s errant notes appeared to display Britain\'s tactics in future Brexit negotiations.\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette was keen to dismiss the significance of the meeting notes. He said: "You can\'t read too much into this. Our team had probably been drinking, so the notes may not even have been a particularly accurate record of the meeting.\r\n\r\n"Also, any tactics targeting Norfolk can hardly be a surprise."\r\n\r\nHe insisted the aid would not be sacked because of the error.  \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Gazette plays down significance of meeting notes gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5378-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-29 10:48:26', '2016-11-29 10:48:26', '', 5378, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5378-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5381, 1, '2016-11-29 11:04:18', '2016-11-29 11:04:18', '<b>The Suffolk Gazette management team has been forced to play down the significance of private meeting notes that were spotted by the media.</b>\n\nA bungling aide left an executive meeting at the media empire HQ yesterday, unaware the writing on his pad could be seen by waiting photographers.\n\n\n<br>\nThe notes contained a tantalising glimpse into the Suffolk Gazette\'s future strategy, including a new cookery column called <i>Have Your Cake and Eat It</i>. \n\nAnd there are explicit policies outlining ideas about how to deal with Norfolk - and in particular Norwich owner Delia Smith\'s lawyer.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette meeting notes" width="704" height="722" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5379" /></a><i>Revealed: Photographers spotted the Suffolk Gazette meeting notes</i></center><br><br>\n\nBy extraordinary coincidence, the embarrassing gaffe echoes an incident in Downing Street yesterday when a secretary\'s errant notes appeared to display Britain\'s tactics in future Brexit negotiations.\n\nBut a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette was keen to dismiss the significance of the meeting notes. He said: "You can\'t read too much into this. Our team had probably been drinking, so the notes may not even have been a particularly accurate record of the meeting.\n\n"Also, any tactics targeting Norfolk can hardly be a surprise. We will not be sacking the aide because of the error."\n\nThere is no word on whether the aide in Downing Street will be spared, however.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/downing-street-notes-e1480416767875.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/downing-street-notes-e1480416767875.jpg" alt="Downing Street meeting notes" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5383" /></a><i>The notes pictured at Downing Street yesterday</i></center><br><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Gazette plays down significance of meeting notes gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5378-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-11-29 11:04:18', '2016-11-29 11:04:18', '', 5378, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5378-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5382, 1, '2016-11-29 10:52:04', '2016-11-29 10:52:04', '<b>The Suffolk Gazette management team has been forced to play down the significance of private meeting notes that were spotted by the media.</b>\r\n\r\nA bungling aid left an executive meeting at the media empire HQ yesterday, unaware the writing on his pad could be seen by waiting photographers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe notes contained a tantalising glimpse into the Suffolk Gazette\'s future strategy, including a new cookery column called <i>Have Your Cake and Eat It</i>. \r\n\r\nAnd there are explicit policies outlining ideas about how to deal with Norfolk - and in particular Norwich owner Delia Smith\'s lawyer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette meeting notes" width="704" height="722" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5379" /></a><i>Revealed: Photographers spotted the Suffolk Gazette meeting notes</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBy extraordinary coincidence, the embarrassing gaffe echoes an incident in Downing Street yesterday when a secretary\'s errant notes appeared to display Britain\'s tactics in future Brexit negotiations.\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette was keen to dismiss the significance of the meeting notes. He said: "You can\'t read too much into this. Our team had probably been drinking, so the notes may not even have been a particularly accurate record of the meeting.\r\n\r\n"Also, any tactics targeting Norfolk can hardly be a surprise. We will not be sacking the aid because of the error."\r\n\r\nThere is no word on whether the aid in Downing Street will be spared, however.  \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Gazette plays down significance of meeting notes gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5378-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-29 10:52:04', '2016-11-29 10:52:04', '', 5378, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5378-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5384, 1, '2016-11-29 10:53:58', '2016-11-29 10:53:58', '<b>The Suffolk Gazette management team has been forced to play down the significance of private meeting notes that were spotted by the media.</b>\r\n\r\nA bungling aid left an executive meeting at the media empire HQ yesterday, unaware the writing on his pad could be seen by waiting photographers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe notes contained a tantalising glimpse into the Suffolk Gazette\'s future strategy, including a new cookery column called <i>Have Your Cake and Eat It</i>. \r\n\r\nAnd there are explicit policies outlining ideas about how to deal with Norfolk - and in particular Norwich owner Delia Smith\'s lawyer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette meeting notes" width="704" height="722" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5379" /></a><i>Revealed: Photographers spotted the Suffolk Gazette meeting notes</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBy extraordinary coincidence, the embarrassing gaffe echoes an incident in Downing Street yesterday when a secretary\'s errant notes appeared to display Britain\'s tactics in future Brexit negotiations.\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette was keen to dismiss the significance of the meeting notes. He said: "You can\'t read too much into this. Our team had probably been drinking, so the notes may not even have been a particularly accurate record of the meeting.\r\n\r\n"Also, any tactics targeting Norfolk can hardly be a surprise. We will not be sacking the aid because of the error."\r\n\r\nThere is no word on whether the aid in Downing Street will be spared, however.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/downing-street-notes-e1480416767875.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/downing-street-notes-e1480416767875.jpg" alt="Downing Street meeting notes" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5383" /></a><i>The notes pictured at Downing Street yesterday</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Gazette plays down significance of meeting notes gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5378-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-29 10:53:58', '2016-11-29 10:53:58', '', 5378, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5378-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5385, 1, '2016-11-29 10:59:09', '2016-11-29 10:59:09', '<b>The Suffolk Gazette management team has been forced to play down the significance of private meeting notes that were spotted by the media.</b>\r\n\r\nA bungling aide left an executive meeting at the media empire HQ yesterday, unaware the writing on his pad could be seen by waiting photographers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe notes contained a tantalising glimpse into the Suffolk Gazette\'s future strategy, including a new cookery column called <i>Have Your Cake and Eat It</i>. \r\n\r\nAnd there are explicit policies outlining ideas about how to deal with Norfolk - and in particular Norwich owner Delia Smith\'s lawyer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette meeting notes" width="704" height="722" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5379" /></a><i>Revealed: Photographers spotted the Suffolk Gazette meeting notes</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBy extraordinary coincidence, the embarrassing gaffe echoes an incident in Downing Street yesterday when a secretary\'s errant notes appeared to display Britain\'s tactics in future Brexit negotiations.\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette was keen to dismiss the significance of the meeting notes. He said: "You can\'t read too much into this. Our team had probably been drinking, so the notes may not even have been a particularly accurate record of the meeting.\r\n\r\n"Also, any tactics targeting Norfolk can hardly be a surprise. We will not be sacking the aid because of the error."\r\n\r\nThere is no word on whether the aid in Downing Street will be spared, however.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/downing-street-notes-e1480416767875.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/downing-street-notes-e1480416767875.jpg" alt="Downing Street meeting notes" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5383" /></a><i>The notes pictured at Downing Street yesterday</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Gazette plays down significance of meeting notes gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5378-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-29 10:59:09', '2016-11-29 10:59:09', '', 5378, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5378-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5386, 1, '2016-11-29 11:04:21', '2016-11-29 11:04:21', '<b>The Suffolk Gazette management team has been forced to play down the significance of private meeting notes that were spotted by the media.</b>\r\n\r\nA bungling aide left an executive meeting at the media empire HQ yesterday, unaware the writing on his pad could be seen by waiting photographers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe notes contained a tantalising glimpse into the Suffolk Gazette\'s future strategy, including a new cookery column called <i>Have Your Cake and Eat It</i>. \r\n\r\nAnd there are explicit policies outlining ideas about how to deal with Norfolk - and in particular Norwich owner Delia Smith\'s lawyer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/meeting-notes.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette meeting notes" width="704" height="722" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5379" /></a><i>Revealed: Photographers spotted the Suffolk Gazette meeting notes</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBy extraordinary coincidence, the embarrassing gaffe echoes an incident in Downing Street yesterday when a secretary\'s errant notes appeared to display Britain\'s tactics in future Brexit negotiations.\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette was keen to dismiss the significance of the meeting notes. He said: "You can\'t read too much into this. Our team had probably been drinking, so the notes may not even have been a particularly accurate record of the meeting.\r\n\r\n"Also, any tactics targeting Norfolk can hardly be a surprise. We will not be sacking the aide because of the error."\r\n\r\nThere is no word on whether the aide in Downing Street will be spared, however.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/downing-street-notes-e1480416767875.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/downing-street-notes-e1480416767875.jpg" alt="Downing Street meeting notes" width="450" height="253" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5383" /></a><i>The notes pictured at Downing Street yesterday</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Gazette plays down significance of meeting notes gaffe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5378-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-29 11:04:21', '2016-11-29 11:04:21', '', 5378, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5378-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5389, 1, '2016-11-30 10:26:47', '2016-11-30 10:26:47', '<strong>By Anita Bush, Gardening Editor\r\n\r\nWell, dear readers, with Christmas nearly upon us I have turned my back on the frosty garden and don\'t intend to venture out until it\'s time to harvest the Brussels sprouts from the allotment to go with the turkey. And, luckily for you I decided to go shopping instead.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhat an array of gifts I found out there and on the internet. As not everyone you are buying for is a keen gardener, I have offered you a comprehensive list of elegant presents which will make you popular with everyone from the baby in the family to the maiden aunt.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI have chosen wisely, and although the ideas are sophisticated, there is something to suit every pocket. You will not find a list like this in those ordinary newspapers. Again, the Suffolk Gazette gives you the best in British journalism today. So, here is my list, or you could just <a href="http://suffolkgazette.cottoncart.com/">buy a mug from the Suffolk Gazette, of course</a>...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/things-to-do-norfolk-e1480499999773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/things-to-do-norfolk-e1480499999773.jpg" alt="Things to do in Norfolk" width="280" height="373" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5400" /></a><i>In this case, you can judge a book by its cover</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A BOOK FOR YOUR ADVENTUROUS ONES</strong>\r\nThis superb four-page guide to the county of Norfolk is stuffed with things to do... like a visit to the defunct ancient home of that long-forgotten tribe, Norwich City Football Club, or a paddle at Yarmouth with a hanky tied on your head. Or you could spend an hour stuck in the reeds in a boat on the Norfolk Broads. Well that\'s about it really. But there is also a lovely photo of a broken windmill. This rare tome is available for about £1.50 from one of those dusty old antiquarian bookshops that smell like a stale custard pie. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iced-biscuits.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iced-biscuits-300x300.jpg" alt="iced-biscuits" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5399" /></a><i>Spend pounds, pile on pounds</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EIGHT CALORIE-PACKED BISCUITS FOR JUST £17.50</strong>\r\nYour gardening pals or relatives will adore these fruit and vegetable shaped iced biscuits which taste even better than the real thing. Perfect with a glass of Christmas sherry, these nibbles are laden with healthy calories and will give the recipient the energy to get out to that Weight Watchers meeting on a cold night. At just £17.50 for eight, they are almost as pricey as a second-hand car but well worth it. Order them from Not On The High Street.com or get the kids to try making some with bogies and jumper fluff for just the cost of the ingredients.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-pillow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-pillow.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage pillow case" width="300" height="212" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5398" /></a><i>Sleep with Nigel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE NIGEL FARAGE PILLOWCASE</strong>\r\nWould you like to take Nigel Farage to bed? Or have a pillow fight with him? Well here is your chance with this item of deluxe bedding, which will add that touch of elegance to your bedroom or even add value to your home after Brexit. It is washable so that tear stains can be removed, or any other stains that might crop up. Priced at just £8.99, this gift is available on eBay UK.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/will-straws-e1480498502642.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/will-straws-e1480498502642.jpg" alt="Willy straws" width="275" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5397" /></a><i>Stocking filler</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>WILLY-SHAPED DRINK STRAWS</strong>\r\nFun for all the family if you give one of these sophisticated Willy-shaped drinking straws to your maiden aunt to sip her snowball cocktail through. Of course the joke will be on you if she doesn\'t know what it is! Just £1.25 a pack of six (no, not a pack of three) from Party Delights website.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fidel-castro-bear-e1480498270304.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fidel-castro-bear-e1480498270304.jpg" alt="Fidel Castro bear" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5396" /></a><i>Have a Fidel in bed</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>FIDEL CASTRO TEDDY BEAR</strong>\r\nFor the child in the family you don\'t like, the plush Fidel Castro Teddy Bear is a fine souvenir of the murderous Cuban dictator who recently died. The bear can be yours for £15.50 from CafePress website. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leather-knee-pads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leather-knee-pads-e1480497949306.jpg" alt="Leather knee pads" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5395" /></a><i>Kneasy does it</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>KINKY LEATHER KNEE PADS</strong>\r\nFitting all knee sizes, these comfy leather pads are the ideal for the gardener, or dogger in your family. With a soft protective inner they are perfect for weeding or committing sexual acts in the long grass with comfort and precision. Available from The Worm That Turned website at just £29.99.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/carrot-holder-e1480497673415.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/carrot-holder-e1480497673415.jpg" alt="Carrot holder" width="300" height="260" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5394" /></a><i>Winter warmer</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE ULTIMATE CARROT OR COURGETTE STORAGE UNIT</strong>\r\nA perfect gift for a fellow gardener, this carrot holder is ideal for these cold days when you need to prevent freezing. It can also be used for storing a courgette. If you are strapped for cash, you could get granny to crochet it for you, by adapting a Willy Warmer knitting pattern. Suitable for vegans. This carrot gift cannot be returned after use. For over-18s only. Available from Etsy.com at around £10. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leaf-grab-e1480497247626.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leaf-grab-e1480497247626.jpg" alt="Leaf grab" width="300" height="262" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5393" /></a><i>Scoop up a bargain</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>SANTA CLAWS!</strong>\r\nJust the thing for your gardening friend to gather a large amount of leaves or compost in one go, thus saving time and energy. These fabulous, elegant leaf grabbers are also useful for pinching the bottom of a very fat person or grabbing all the Doritos at a buffet. They can also be used as flippers in event of flooding. £8.99 from Greenkey Garden and Home Ltd.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand-1.jpg" alt="Donald Trump hand soap" width="390" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5392" /></a><i>Grope on a rope</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE DONALD TRUMP APPROVED GROPE ON A ROPE</strong>\r\nThis soap reaches the those difficult spots while you are in the shower. Or perfect for grabbing a bit of pussy. This good, clean fun gift is £5.95 from IWOOT. Or Trump Towers Gift Shop, New York.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hand-vacuum-e1480496572593.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hand-vacuum-e1480496572593.jpg" alt="Hand vacuum" width="200" height="178" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5391" /></a><i>What a relief for grandad</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE BLACK AND PECKER HANDY HAND TOOL</strong>\r\nA great gift for grandad or single men, this Black and Pecker vacuum may seem pricey at around £75 but it boasts extra strong suction, reaches the parts other hand vacs can\'t and your hands don\'t touch the dirt. Available under the counter at all good electrical shops.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wine-best-medicine.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wine-best-medicine.gif" alt="Wine is the Best Medicine" width="176" height="255" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5390" /></a><i>The real Christmas spirit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>MY FAVOURITE HEALTH BOOK</strong>\r\nWith the trend for health books and blogs, I thought I would let you in on this book of natural remedies. My husband and I swear by it. By that we mean it\'s fecking brilliant. We make yoush of it three timeshh a day with mealsh. It even hash cureshh for liver diseashh. And despression. And alcolohizm. Copiesh are now rare asz mosht people left them down the pub but if you are lucky you might find one on Amazhon.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\nThat\'s it. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5402, 1, '2016-11-30 10:15:53', '2016-11-30 10:15:53', '<b>By Anita Bush, Gardening Editor\r\n\r\nWell, dear readers, with Christmas nearly upon us I have turned my back on the frosty garden and don\'t intend to venture out until it\'s time to harvest the Brussels sprouts from the allotment to go with the turkey. And, luckily for you I decided to go shopping instead.</b>\r\n\r\nWhat an array of gifts I found out there and on the internet. As not everyone you are buying for is a keen gardener, I have offered you a comprehensive list of elegant presents which will make you popular with everyone from the baby in the family to the maiden aunt.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nI have chosen wisely, and although the ideas are sophisticated, there is something to suit every pocket. You will not find a list like this in those ordinary newspapers. Again, the Suffolk Gazette gives you the best in British journalism today. So, here we go...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/things-to-do-norfolk-e1480499999773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/things-to-do-norfolk-e1480499999773.jpg" alt="Things to do in Norfolk" width="280" height="373" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5400" /></a><i>In this case, you can judge a book by its cover</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A BOOK FOR YOUR ADVENTUROUS ONES</strong>\r\nThis superb four-page guide to the county of Norfolk is stuffed with things to do... like a visit to the defunct ancient home of that long-forgotten tribe, Norwich City Football Club, or a paddle at Yarmouth with a hanky tied on your head. Or you could spend an hour stuck in the reeds in a boat on the Norfolk Broads. Well that\'s about it really. But there is also a lovely photo of a broken windmill. This rare tome is available for about £1.50 from one of those dusty old antiquarian bookshops that smell like a stale custard pie. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iced-biscuits.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iced-biscuits-300x300.jpg" alt="iced-biscuits" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5399" /></a><i>Spend pounds, pile on pounds</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EIGHT CALORIE-PACKED BISCUITS FOR JUST £17.50</strong>\r\nYour gardening pals or relatives will adore these fruit and vegetable shaped iced biscuits which taste even better than the real thing. Perfect with a glass of Christmas Sherry, these nibbles are laden with healthy calories and will give the recipient the energy to get out to that Weight Watchers meeting on a cold night. At just £17.50 for eight, they are almost as pricey as a second-hand car but well worth it. Order them from Not On The High Street.com or get the kids to try making some with bogies and jumper fluff for just the cost of the ingredients.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-pillow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-pillow.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage pillow case" width="300" height="212" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5398" /></a><i>Sleep with Nigel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE NIGEL FARAGE PILLOWCASE</strong>\r\nWould you like to take Nigel Farage to bed? Or have a pillow fight with him? Well here is your chance with this item of deluxe bedding, which will add that touch of elegance to your bedroom or even add value to your home after Brexit. It is washable so that tear stains can be removed, or any other stains that might crop up. Priced at just £8.99, this gift is available on eBay UK.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/will-straws-e1480498502642.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/will-straws-e1480498502642.jpg" alt="Willy straws" width="275" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5397" /></a><i>Stocking filler</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>WILLY-SHAPED DRINK STRAWS</strong>\r\nFun for all the family if you give one of these sophisticated Willy-shaped drinking straws to your maiden aunt to sip her snowball cocktail through. Of course the joke will be on you if she doesn\'t know what it is! Just £1.25 a pack of six (no, not a pack of three) from Party Delights website.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fidel-castro-bear-e1480498270304.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fidel-castro-bear-e1480498270304.jpg" alt="Fidel Castro bear" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5396" /></a><i>Have a Fidel in bed</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>FIDEL CASTRO TEDDY BEAR</strong>\r\nFor the child in the family you don\'t like, the plush Fidel Castro Teddy Bear is a fine souvenir of the murderous Cuban dictator who recently died. The bear can be yours for £15.50 from CafePress website. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leather-knee-pads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leather-knee-pads-e1480497949306.jpg" alt="Leather knee pads" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5395" /></a><i>Kneasy does it</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>KINKY LEATHER KNEE PADS</strong>\r\nFitting all knee sizes, these comfy leather pads are the ideal for the gardener, or dogger in your family. With a soft protective inner they are perfect for weeding or committing sexual acts in the long grass with comfort and precision. Available from The Worm That Turned website at just £29.99.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/carrot-holder-e1480497673415.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/carrot-holder-e1480497673415.jpg" alt="Carrot holder" width="300" height="260" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5394" /></a><i>Winter warmer</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE ULTIMATE CARROT OR COURGETTE STORAGE UNIT</strong>\r\nA perfect gift for a fellow gardener, this carrot holder is ideal for these cold days when you need to prevent freezing. It can also be used for storing a courgette. If you are strapped for cash, you could get granny to crochet it for you, by adapting a Willy Warmer knitting pattern. Suitable for vegans. This carrot gift cannot be returned after use. For over-18s only. Available from Etsy.com at around £10. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leaf-grab-e1480497247626.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leaf-grab-e1480497247626.jpg" alt="Leaf grab" width="300" height="262" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5393" /></a><i>Scoop up a bargain</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>SANTA CLAWS!</strong>\r\nJust the thing for your gardening friend to gather a large amount of leaves or compost in one go, thus saving time and energy. These fabulous, elegant leaf grabbers are also useful for pinching the bottom of a very fat person or grabbing all the Doritos at a buffet. They can also be used as flippers in event of flooding. £8.99 from Greenkey Garden and Home Ltd.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand-1.jpg" alt="Donald Trump hand soap" width="390" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5392" /></a><i>Grope on a rope</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE DONALD TRUMP APPROVED GROPE ON A ROPE</strong>\r\nThis soap reaches the those difficult spots while you are in the shower. Or perfect for grabbing a bit of pussy. This good, clean fun gift is £5.95 from IWOOT. Or Trump Towers Gift Shop, New York.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hand-vacuum-e1480496572593.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hand-vacuum-e1480496572593.jpg" alt="Hand vacuum" width="200" height="178" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5391" /></a><i>What a relief for grandad</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE BLACK AND PECKER HANDY HAND TOOL</strong>\r\nA great gift for grandad or single men, this Black and Pecker vacuum may seem pricey at around £75 but it boasts extra strong suction, reaches the parts other hand vacs can\'t and your hands don\'t touch the dirt. Available under the counter at all good electrical shops.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wine-best-medicine.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wine-best-medicine.gif" alt="Wine is the Best Medicine" width="176" height="255" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5390" /></a><i>The real Christmas spirit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>MY FAVOURITE HEALTH BOOK</strong>\r\nWith the trend for health books and blogs, I thought I would let you in on this book of natural remedies. My husband and I swear by it. By that we mean it\'s fecking brilliant. We make yoush of it three timeshh a day with mealsh. It even hash cureshh for liver diseashh. And despression. And alcolohizm. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5403, 1, '2016-11-30 10:24:38', '2016-11-30 10:24:38', '<b>By Anita Bush, Gardening Editor\r\n\r\nWell, dear readers, with Christmas nearly upon us I have turned my back on the frosty garden and don\'t intend to venture out until it\'s time to harvest the Brussels sprouts from the allotment to go with the turkey. And, luckily for you I decided to go shopping instead.</b>\r\n\r\nWhat an array of gifts I found out there and on the internet. As not everyone you are buying for is a keen gardener, I have offered you a comprehensive list of elegant presents which will make you popular with everyone from the baby in the family to the maiden aunt.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nI have chosen wisely, and although the ideas are sophisticated, there is something to suit every pocket. You will not find a list like this in those ordinary newspapers. Again, the Suffolk Gazette gives you the best in British journalism today. So, here we go...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/things-to-do-norfolk-e1480499999773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/things-to-do-norfolk-e1480499999773.jpg" alt="Things to do in Norfolk" width="280" height="373" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5400" /></a><i>In this case, you can judge a book by its cover</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A BOOK FOR YOUR ADVENTUROUS ONES</strong>\r\nThis superb four-page guide to the county of Norfolk is stuffed with things to do... like a visit to the defunct ancient home of that long-forgotten tribe, Norwich City Football Club, or a paddle at Yarmouth with a hanky tied on your head. Or you could spend an hour stuck in the reeds in a boat on the Norfolk Broads. Well that\'s about it really. But there is also a lovely photo of a broken windmill. This rare tome is available for about £1.50 from one of those dusty old antiquarian bookshops that smell like a stale custard pie. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iced-biscuits.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iced-biscuits-300x300.jpg" alt="iced-biscuits" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5399" /></a><i>Spend pounds, pile on pounds</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EIGHT CALORIE-PACKED BISCUITS FOR JUST £17.50</strong>\r\nYour gardening pals or relatives will adore these fruit and vegetable shaped iced biscuits which taste even better than the real thing. Perfect with a glass of Christmas sherry, these nibbles are laden with healthy calories and will give the recipient the energy to get out to that Weight Watchers meeting on a cold night. At just £17.50 for eight, they are almost as pricey as a second-hand car but well worth it. Order them from Not On The High Street.com or get the kids to try making some with bogies and jumper fluff for just the cost of the ingredients.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-pillow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-pillow.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage pillow case" width="300" height="212" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5398" /></a><i>Sleep with Nigel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE NIGEL FARAGE PILLOWCASE</strong>\r\nWould you like to take Nigel Farage to bed? Or have a pillow fight with him? Well here is your chance with this item of deluxe bedding, which will add that touch of elegance to your bedroom or even add value to your home after Brexit. It is washable so that tear stains can be removed, or any other stains that might crop up. Priced at just £8.99, this gift is available on eBay UK.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/will-straws-e1480498502642.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/will-straws-e1480498502642.jpg" alt="Willy straws" width="275" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5397" /></a><i>Stocking filler</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>WILLY-SHAPED DRINK STRAWS</strong>\r\nFun for all the family if you give one of these sophisticated Willy-shaped drinking straws to your maiden aunt to sip her snowball cocktail through. Of course the joke will be on you if she doesn\'t know what it is! Just £1.25 a pack of six (no, not a pack of three) from Party Delights website.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fidel-castro-bear-e1480498270304.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fidel-castro-bear-e1480498270304.jpg" alt="Fidel Castro bear" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5396" /></a><i>Have a Fidel in bed</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>FIDEL CASTRO TEDDY BEAR</strong>\r\nFor the child in the family you don\'t like, the plush Fidel Castro Teddy Bear is a fine souvenir of the murderous Cuban dictator who recently died. The bear can be yours for £15.50 from CafePress website. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leather-knee-pads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leather-knee-pads-e1480497949306.jpg" alt="Leather knee pads" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5395" /></a><i>Kneasy does it</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>KINKY LEATHER KNEE PADS</strong>\r\nFitting all knee sizes, these comfy leather pads are the ideal for the gardener, or dogger in your family. With a soft protective inner they are perfect for weeding or committing sexual acts in the long grass with comfort and precision. Available from The Worm That Turned website at just £29.99.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/carrot-holder-e1480497673415.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/carrot-holder-e1480497673415.jpg" alt="Carrot holder" width="300" height="260" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5394" /></a><i>Winter warmer</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE ULTIMATE CARROT OR COURGETTE STORAGE UNIT</strong>\r\nA perfect gift for a fellow gardener, this carrot holder is ideal for these cold days when you need to prevent freezing. It can also be used for storing a courgette. If you are strapped for cash, you could get granny to crochet it for you, by adapting a Willy Warmer knitting pattern. Suitable for vegans. This carrot gift cannot be returned after use. For over-18s only. Available from Etsy.com at around £10. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leaf-grab-e1480497247626.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leaf-grab-e1480497247626.jpg" alt="Leaf grab" width="300" height="262" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5393" /></a><i>Scoop up a bargain</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>SANTA CLAWS!</strong>\r\nJust the thing for your gardening friend to gather a large amount of leaves or compost in one go, thus saving time and energy. These fabulous, elegant leaf grabbers are also useful for pinching the bottom of a very fat person or grabbing all the Doritos at a buffet. They can also be used as flippers in event of flooding. £8.99 from Greenkey Garden and Home Ltd.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand-1.jpg" alt="Donald Trump hand soap" width="390" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5392" /></a><i>Grope on a rope</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE DONALD TRUMP APPROVED GROPE ON A ROPE</strong>\r\nThis soap reaches the those difficult spots while you are in the shower. Or perfect for grabbing a bit of pussy. This good, clean fun gift is £5.95 from IWOOT. Or Trump Towers Gift Shop, New York.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hand-vacuum-e1480496572593.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hand-vacuum-e1480496572593.jpg" alt="Hand vacuum" width="200" height="178" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5391" /></a><i>What a relief for grandad</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE BLACK AND PECKER HANDY HAND TOOL</strong>\r\nA great gift for grandad or single men, this Black and Pecker vacuum may seem pricey at around £75 but it boasts extra strong suction, reaches the parts other hand vacs can\'t and your hands don\'t touch the dirt. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5422, 1, '2018-01-29 15:01:51', '2018-01-29 15:01:51', '<strong>By Anita Bush, Gardening Editor\n\nWell, dear readers, with Christmas nearly upon us I have turned my back on the frosty garden and don\'t intend to venture out until it\'s time to harvest the Brussels sprouts from the allotment to go with the turkey. And, luckily for you I decided to go shopping instead.</strong>\n\nWhat an array of gifts I found out there and on the internet. As not everyone you are buying for is a keen gardener, I have offered you a comprehensive list of elegant presents which will make you popular with everyone from the baby in the family to the maiden aunt.\n\n\n\nI have chosen wisely, and although the ideas are sophisticated, there is something to suit every pocket. You will not find a list like this in those ordinary newspapers. Again, the Suffolk Gazette gives you the best in British journalism today. So, here is my list, or you could just <a href="http://suffolkgazette.cottoncart.com/">buy a mug from the Suffolk Gazette, of course</a>...\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/things-to-do-norfolk-e1480499999773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/things-to-do-norfolk-e1480499999773.jpg" alt="Things to do in Norfolk" width="280" height="373" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5400" /></a><i>In this case, you can judge a book by its cover</i></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>A BOOK FOR YOUR ADVENTUROUS ONES</strong>\nThis superb four-page guide to the county of Norfolk is stuffed with things to do... like a visit to the defunct ancient home of that long-forgotten tribe, Norwich City Football Club, or a paddle at Yarmouth with a hanky tied on your head. Or you could spend an hour stuck in the reeds in a boat on the Norfolk Broads. Well that\'s about it really. But there is also a lovely photo of a broken windmill. This rare tome is available for about £1.50 from one of those dusty old antiquarian bookshops that smell like a stale custard pie. \n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iced-biscuits.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iced-biscuits-300x300.jpg" alt="iced-biscuits" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5399" /></a><i>Spend pounds, pile on pounds</i></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>EIGHT CALORIE-PACKED BISCUITS FOR JUST £17.50</strong>\nYour gardening pals or relatives will adore these fruit and vegetable shaped iced biscuits which taste even better than the real thing. Perfect with a glass of Christmas sherry, these nibbles are laden with healthy calories and will give the recipient the energy to get out to that Weight Watchers meeting on a cold night. At just £17.50 for eight, they are almost as pricey as a second-hand car but well worth it. Order them from Not On The High Street.com or get the kids to try making some with bogies and jumper fluff for just the cost of the ingredients.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-pillow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-pillow.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage pillow case" width="300" height="212" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5398" /></a><i>Sleep with Nigel</center></i><br><br>\n\n<strong>THE NIGEL FARAGE PILLOWCASE</strong>\nWould you like to take Nigel Farage to bed? Or have a pillow fight with him? Well here is your chance with this item of deluxe bedding, which will add that touch of elegance to your bedroom or even add value to your home after Brexit. It is washable so that tear stains can be removed, or any other stains that might crop up. Priced at just £8.99, this gift is available on eBay UK.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/will-straws-e1480498502642.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/will-straws-e1480498502642.jpg" alt="Willy straws" width="275" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5397" /></a><i>Stocking filler</i></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>WILLY-SHAPED DRINK STRAWS</strong>\nFun for all the family if you give one of these sophisticated Willy-shaped drinking straws to your maiden aunt to sip her snowball cocktail through. Of course the joke will be on you if she doesn\'t know what it is! Just £1.25 a pack of six (no, not a pack of three) from Party Delights website.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fidel-castro-bear-e1480498270304.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fidel-castro-bear-e1480498270304.jpg" alt="Fidel Castro bear" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5396" /></a><i>Have a Fidel in bed</center></i><br><br>\n\n<strong>FIDEL CASTRO TEDDY BEAR</strong>\nFor the child in the family you don\'t like, the plush Fidel Castro Teddy Bear is a fine souvenir of the murderous Cuban dictator who recently died. The bear can be yours for £15.50 from CafePress website. \n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leather-knee-pads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leather-knee-pads-e1480497949306.jpg" alt="Leather knee pads" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5395" /></a><i>Kneasy does it</center></i><br><br>\n\n<strong>KINKY LEATHER KNEE PADS</strong>\nFitting all knee sizes, these comfy leather pads are the ideal for the gardener, or dogger in your family. With a soft protective inner they are perfect for weeding or committing sexual acts in the long grass with comfort and precision. Available from The Worm That Turned website at just £29.99.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/carrot-holder-e1480497673415.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/carrot-holder-e1480497673415.jpg" alt="Carrot holder" width="300" height="260" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5394" /></a><i>Winter warmer</i></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>THE ULTIMATE CARROT OR COURGETTE STORAGE UNIT</strong>\nA perfect gift for a fellow gardener, this carrot holder is ideal for these cold days when you need to prevent freezing. It can also be used for storing a courgette. If you are strapped for cash, you could get granny to crochet it for you, by adapting a Willy Warmer knitting pattern. Suitable for vegans. This carrot gift cannot be returned after use. For over-18s only. Available from Etsy.com at around £10. \n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leaf-grab-e1480497247626.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leaf-grab-e1480497247626.jpg" alt="Leaf grab" width="300" height="262" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5393" /></a><i>Scoop up a bargain</i></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>SANTA CLAWS!</strong>\nJust the thing for your gardening friend to gather a large amount of leaves or compost in one go, thus saving time and energy. These fabulous, elegant leaf grabbers are also useful for pinching the bottom of a very fat person or grabbing all the Doritos at a buffet. They can also be used as flippers in event of flooding. £8.99 from Greenkey Garden and Home Ltd.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand-1.jpg" alt="Donald Trump hand soap" width="390" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5392" /></a><i>Grope on a rope</i></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>THE DONALD TRUMP APPROVED GROPE ON A ROPE</strong>\nThis soap reaches the those difficult spots while you are in the shower. Or perfect for grabbing a bit of pussy. This good, clean fun gift is £5.95 from IWOOT. Or Trump Towers Gift Shop, New York.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hand-vacuum-e1480496572593.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hand-vacuum-e1480496572593.jpg" alt="Hand vacuum" width="200" height="178" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5391" /></a><i>What a relief for grandad</center></i><br><br>\n\n<strong>THE BLACK AND PECKER HANDY HAND TOOL</strong>\nA great gift for grandad or single men, this Black and Pecker vacuum may seem pricey at around £75 but it boasts extra strong suction, reaches the parts other hand vacs can\'t and your hands don\'t touch the dirt. Available under the counter at all good electrical shops.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wine-best-medicine.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wine-best-medicine.gif" alt="Wine is the Best Medicine" width="176" height="255" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5390" /></a><i>The real Christmas spirit</center></i><br><br>\n\n<strong>MY FAVOURITE HEALTH BOOK</strong>\nWith the trend for health books and blogs, I thought I would let you in on this book of natural remedies. My husband and I swear by it. By that we mean it\'s fecking brilliant. We make yoush of it three timeshh a day with mealsh. It even hash cureshh for liver diseashh. And despression. And alcolohizm. Copiesh are now rare asz mosht people left them down the pub but if you are lucky you might find one on Amazhon.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\nThat\'s it. Hopefully this has given you some cool ideas for this festive season - <a href="http://suffolkgazette.cottoncart.com/">remember to buy a Suffolk Gazette mug as well!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Anita Bush Christmas gift guide', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5389-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 15:01:51', '2018-01-29 15:01:51', '', 5389, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5389-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5423, 1, '2016-11-30 13:20:45', '2016-11-30 13:20:45', '<b>By Anita Bush, Gardening Editor\r\n\r\nWell, dear readers, with Christmas nearly upon us I have turned my back on the frosty garden and don\'t intend to venture out until it\'s time to harvest the Brussels sprouts from the allotment to go with the turkey. And, luckily for you I decided to go shopping instead.</b>\r\n\r\nWhat an array of gifts I found out there and on the internet. As not everyone you are buying for is a keen gardener, I have offered you a comprehensive list of elegant presents which will make you popular with everyone from the baby in the family to the maiden aunt.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nI have chosen wisely, and although the ideas are sophisticated, there is something to suit every pocket. You will not find a list like this in those ordinary newspapers. Again, the Suffolk Gazette gives you the best in British journalism today. So, here is my list, or you could just <a href="http://suffolkgazette.cottoncart.com/">buy a mug from the Suffolk Gazette, of course</a>...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/things-to-do-norfolk-e1480499999773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/things-to-do-norfolk-e1480499999773.jpg" alt="Things to do in Norfolk" width="280" height="373" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5400" /></a><i>In this case, you can judge a book by its cover</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A BOOK FOR YOUR ADVENTUROUS ONES</strong>\r\nThis superb four-page guide to the county of Norfolk is stuffed with things to do... like a visit to the defunct ancient home of that long-forgotten tribe, Norwich City Football Club, or a paddle at Yarmouth with a hanky tied on your head. Or you could spend an hour stuck in the reeds in a boat on the Norfolk Broads. Well that\'s about it really. But there is also a lovely photo of a broken windmill. This rare tome is available for about £1.50 from one of those dusty old antiquarian bookshops that smell like a stale custard pie. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iced-biscuits.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iced-biscuits-300x300.jpg" alt="iced-biscuits" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5399" /></a><i>Spend pounds, pile on pounds</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EIGHT CALORIE-PACKED BISCUITS FOR JUST £17.50</strong>\r\nYour gardening pals or relatives will adore these fruit and vegetable shaped iced biscuits which taste even better than the real thing. Perfect with a glass of Christmas sherry, these nibbles are laden with healthy calories and will give the recipient the energy to get out to that Weight Watchers meeting on a cold night. At just £17.50 for eight, they are almost as pricey as a second-hand car but well worth it. Order them from Not On The High Street.com or get the kids to try making some with bogies and jumper fluff for just the cost of the ingredients.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-pillow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nigel-farage-pillow.jpg" alt="Nigel Farage pillow case" width="300" height="212" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5398" /></a><i>Sleep with Nigel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE NIGEL FARAGE PILLOWCASE</strong>\r\nWould you like to take Nigel Farage to bed? Or have a pillow fight with him? Well here is your chance with this item of deluxe bedding, which will add that touch of elegance to your bedroom or even add value to your home after Brexit. It is washable so that tear stains can be removed, or any other stains that might crop up. Priced at just £8.99, this gift is available on eBay UK.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/will-straws-e1480498502642.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/will-straws-e1480498502642.jpg" alt="Willy straws" width="275" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5397" /></a><i>Stocking filler</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>WILLY-SHAPED DRINK STRAWS</strong>\r\nFun for all the family if you give one of these sophisticated Willy-shaped drinking straws to your maiden aunt to sip her snowball cocktail through. Of course the joke will be on you if she doesn\'t know what it is! Just £1.25 a pack of six (no, not a pack of three) from Party Delights website.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fidel-castro-bear-e1480498270304.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fidel-castro-bear-e1480498270304.jpg" alt="Fidel Castro bear" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5396" /></a><i>Have a Fidel in bed</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>FIDEL CASTRO TEDDY BEAR</strong>\r\nFor the child in the family you don\'t like, the plush Fidel Castro Teddy Bear is a fine souvenir of the murderous Cuban dictator who recently died. The bear can be yours for £15.50 from CafePress website. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leather-knee-pads.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leather-knee-pads-e1480497949306.jpg" alt="Leather knee pads" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5395" /></a><i>Kneasy does it</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>KINKY LEATHER KNEE PADS</strong>\r\nFitting all knee sizes, these comfy leather pads are the ideal for the gardener, or dogger in your family. With a soft protective inner they are perfect for weeding or committing sexual acts in the long grass with comfort and precision. Available from The Worm That Turned website at just £29.99.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/carrot-holder-e1480497673415.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/carrot-holder-e1480497673415.jpg" alt="Carrot holder" width="300" height="260" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5394" /></a><i>Winter warmer</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE ULTIMATE CARROT OR COURGETTE STORAGE UNIT</strong>\r\nA perfect gift for a fellow gardener, this carrot holder is ideal for these cold days when you need to prevent freezing. It can also be used for storing a courgette. If you are strapped for cash, you could get granny to crochet it for you, by adapting a Willy Warmer knitting pattern. Suitable for vegans. This carrot gift cannot be returned after use. For over-18s only. Available from Etsy.com at around £10. \r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leaf-grab-e1480497247626.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/leaf-grab-e1480497247626.jpg" alt="Leaf grab" width="300" height="262" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5393" /></a><i>Scoop up a bargain</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>SANTA CLAWS!</strong>\r\nJust the thing for your gardening friend to gather a large amount of leaves or compost in one go, thus saving time and energy. These fabulous, elegant leaf grabbers are also useful for pinching the bottom of a very fat person or grabbing all the Doritos at a buffet. They can also be used as flippers in event of flooding. £8.99 from Greenkey Garden and Home Ltd.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-hand-1.jpg" alt="Donald Trump hand soap" width="390" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5392" /></a><i>Grope on a rope</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE DONALD TRUMP APPROVED GROPE ON A ROPE</strong>\r\nThis soap reaches the those difficult spots while you are in the shower. Or perfect for grabbing a bit of pussy. This good, clean fun gift is £5.95 from IWOOT. Or Trump Towers Gift Shop, New York.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hand-vacuum-e1480496572593.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hand-vacuum-e1480496572593.jpg" alt="Hand vacuum" width="200" height="178" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5391" /></a><i>What a relief for grandad</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>THE BLACK AND PECKER HANDY HAND TOOL</strong>\r\nA great gift for grandad or single men, this Black and Pecker vacuum may seem pricey at around £75 but it boasts extra strong suction, reaches the parts other hand vacs can\'t and your hands don\'t touch the dirt. Available under the counter at all good electrical shops.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wine-best-medicine.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wine-best-medicine.gif" alt="Wine is the Best Medicine" width="176" height="255" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5390" /></a><i>The real Christmas spirit</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>MY FAVOURITE HEALTH BOOK</strong>\r\nWith the trend for health books and blogs, I thought I would let you in on this book of natural remedies. My husband and I swear by it. By that we mean it\'s fecking brilliant. We make yoush of it three timeshh a day with mealsh. It even hash cureshh for liver diseashh. And despression. And alcolohizm. Copiesh are now rare asz mosht people left them down the pub but if you are lucky you might find one on Amazhon.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\nThat\'s it. Hopefully this has given you some cool ideas for this festive season - <a href="http://suffolkgazette.cottoncart.com/">remember to buy a Suffolk Gazette mug as well!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Anita Bush Christmas gift guide', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5389-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-11-30 13:20:45', '2016-11-30 13:20:45', '', 5389, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5389-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5424, 1, '2016-12-01 09:08:55', '2016-12-01 09:08:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/danny-dyer-king.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/danny-dyer-king.jpg" alt="Danny Dyer as a King" width="1138" height="900" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5425" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EastEnders star Danny Dyer poses as the King of England after a BBC documentary revealed he is a direct descendant of Royalty.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Cockney actor posted the photograph on his Facebook account and revealed he had bought the Lord of East Anglia title to celebrate his new-found heritage.\r\n\r\n<i>Who Do You Think You Are?</i>, the popular family history documentary, proved that Dyer was not only a direct descendant of Thomas Cromwell, who was Henry XIII\'s fearsome right-hand man, but also of Edward III and on to William the Conqueror.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nDown-to-earth Dyer, who lives in Essex, visited Suffolk to discover his ancestors also lived at Otley Hall - and he was related to Lord Tollemache, who owns nearby Helmingham Hall. "He even has a drawbridge," Dyer remarked on the show.\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Danny is a right old proper East End boy, so he was amazed to find out his family history. He thought it would be a right touch to buy a title because he really is a toff now.\r\n\r\n"The Lord of East Anglia title was available for £20,000, so he snapped it up. It does not entitle him to anything, but he can now be a Lord officially!"\r\n\r\nIt is not clear whether Danny, 39, who plays Mick Carter running the Queen Vic pub in Albert Square, can now be called Lord Dyer in the programme credits or demand a pay rise.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Danny Dyer buys Lord of East Anglia title', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'danny-dyer-lord', '', '', '2016-12-04 10:09:15', '2016-12-04 10:09:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5424', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5426, 1, '2016-12-01 09:08:55', '2016-12-01 09:08:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/danny-dyer-king.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/danny-dyer-king.jpg" alt="Danny Dyer as a King" width="1138" height="900" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5425" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EastEnders star Danny Dyer poses as the King of England after a BBC documentary revealed he is a direct descendant of Royalty.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Cockney actor posted the photograph on his Facebook account and revealed he had bought the Lord of East Anglia title to celebrate his new-found heritage.\r\n\r\n<i>Who Do You Think You Are?</i>, the popular family history documentary, proved that Dyer was not only a direct descendant of Thomas Cromwell, who was Henry XIII\'s fearsome right-hand man, but also of Edward III and on to William the Conqueror.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nDown-to-earth Dyer, who lives in Essex, visited Suffolk to discover his ancestors also lived at Otley Hall - and he was related to Lord Tollemache, who owns nearby Helmingham Hall. "He even has a drawbridge," Dyer remarked on the show.\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Danny is a right old proper East End boy, so he was amazed to find out his family history. He thought it would be a right touch to buy a title because he really is a toff now.\r\n\r\n"The Lord of East Anglia title was available for £20,000, so he snapped it up. It does not entitle him to anything, but he can now be a Lord officially!"\r\n\r\nIt is not clear whether Danny, who plays Mick Carter running the Queen Victoria pub in Albert Square, can now be called Lord Dyer in the programme credits.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Danny Dyer buys Lord of East Anglia title', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5424-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-01 09:08:55', '2016-12-01 09:08:55', '', 5424, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5424-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5427, 1, '2016-12-01 09:16:56', '2016-12-01 09:16:56', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/danny-dyer-king.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/danny-dyer-king.jpg" alt="Danny Dyer as a King" width="1138" height="900" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5425" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EastEnders star Danny Dyer poses as the King of England after a BBC documentary revealed he is a direct descendant of Royalty.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Cockney actor posted the photograph on his Facebook account and revealed he had bought the Lord of East Anglia title to celebrate his new-found heritage.\r\n\r\n<i>Who Do You Think You Are?</i>, the popular family history documentary, proved that Dyer was not only a direct descendant of Thomas Cromwell, who was Henry XIII\'s fearsome right-hand man, but also of Edward III and on to William the Conqueror.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nDown-to-earth Dyer, who lives in Essex, visited Suffolk to discover his ancestors also lived at Otley Hall - and he was related to Lord Tollemache, who owns nearby Helmingham Hall. "He even has a drawbridge," Dyer remarked on the show.\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Danny is a right old proper East End boy, so he was amazed to find out his family history. He thought it would be a right touch to buy a title because he really is a toff now.\r\n\r\n"The Lord of East Anglia title was available for £20,000, so he snapped it up. It does not entitle him to anything, but he can now be a Lord officially!"\r\n\r\nIt is not clear whether Danny, 39, who plays Mick Carter running the Queen Vic pub in Albert Square, can now be called Lord Dyer in the programme credits or demand a pay rise.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Danny Dyer buys Lord of East Anglia title', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5424-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-01 09:16:56', '2016-12-01 09:16:56', '', 5424, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5424-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5429, 1, '2016-12-02 09:48:29', '2016-12-02 09:48:29', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nToday\'s 2.3% rail fare increase arrived more promptly than any trains did this year, passengers agree.</b>\r\n\r\nThe ticket price rise, way above the 0.9% Consumer Price Index inflation rate, was also more predictable than any service offered to stressed customers of the Greater Anglia rail franchise.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nCommuter Johnny Walker said: "The punctuality and reliability statistics for the Greater Anglia service are shocking. Passengers can never be sure if their trains will run, and what time they will arrive at their destination.\r\n\r\n"However, the one thing all the train companies are very good at is ensuring the annual fare increase arrives bang on time."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg" alt="Rail fare increase arrives on time" width="640" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5430" /></a><i>Taken for a ride: rail fares rise above inflation again</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe latest increase means the price of a standard annual season ticket from Ipswich to London will rise £165 to a whopping £7,325, plus any extra for onward London Underground journeys.\r\n\r\nA rail insider said: "You might expect customers would get a reliable and punctual service for that sort of money. But never mind."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Annual rail fare increase arrives on time', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rail-fare-increase', '', '', '2016-12-03 13:52:48', '2016-12-03 13:52:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5429', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5431, 1, '2016-12-02 09:48:29', '2016-12-02 09:48:29', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nToday\'s 2.3% rail fare increase arrived more promptly than any trains did this year, passengers agree.</b>\r\n\r\nThe ticket price rise, way above the 0.9% Consumer Price Index inflation rate, was also more predictable than any service offered to stressed customers of the Greater Anglia rail franchise.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nCommuter Johnny Walker said: "The punctuality and reliability statistics for the Greater Anglia service are shocking. Passengers can never be sure if their trains will run, and what time they will arrive at their destination.\r\n\r\n"However, the one thing all the train companies are very good at is ensuring the annual fare increase arrives bang on time."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg" alt="Rail fare increase arrives on time" width="640" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5430" /></a><i>Taken for a ride: rail fares rise above inflation again</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe latest increase means the price of a standard annual season ticket from Ipswich to London will rise £165 to a whopping £7,325, plus any extra for onward London Underground journeys.\r\n\r\nA rail insider said: "You might expect customers would get a reliable and punctual service for that sort of money. But never mind."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Annual rail fare increase arrives on time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5429-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-02 09:48:29', '2016-12-02 09:48:29', '', 5429, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5429-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5438, 1, '2016-12-03 13:51:56', '2016-12-03 13:51:56', '<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nWest Suffolk Hospital has opened an extra operating theatre to remove an arm and a leg from visitors forced to pay the new hospital car park charges.</b>\r\n\r\nHealth bosses have raised parking costs to an eye-watering £2 an hour, meaning a four-hour stay will now cost £8 instead of the previous charge of just £4.80.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOne hospital visitor said: "It will now officially cost an arm and a leg to park at the hospital in Bury St Edmunds to visit my mother every day as she recovers from an operation.\r\n\r\n"Fortunately, West Suffolk Hospital has thought about this and set up a new operating theatre to enable it to remove those limbs from drivers with as little fuss as possible."\r\n\r\nHealth chiefs insist motorists who do not want to pay an arm and a leg can instead take out a pay-day loan.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We are in early talks with Wonga and other loan companies about sponsoring the car park. There has been a lot of interest - about 5,000%, in fact."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Hospital parking to cost arm and a leg', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'arm-and-a-leg', '', '', '2017-02-03 11:09:05', '2017-02-03 11:09:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5438', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5440, 1, '2016-12-03 13:51:56', '2016-12-03 13:51:56', '<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nWest Suffolk Hospital has opened an extra operating theatre to remove an arm and a leg from visitors forced to pay the new hospital car park charges.</b>\r\n\r\nHealth bosses have raised parking costs to an eye-watering £2 an hour, meaning a four-hour stay will now cost £8 instead of the previous charge of just £4.80.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOne hospital visitor said: "It will now officially cost an arm and a leg to park at the hospital in Bury St Edmunds to visit my mother every day as she recovers from an operation.\r\n\r\n"Fortunately, West Suffolk Hospital has thought about this and set up a new operating theatre to enable it to remove those limbs from drivers with as little fuss as possible."\r\n\r\nHealth chiefs insist motorists who do not want to pay an arm and a leg can instead take out a pay-day loan.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We are in early talks with Wonga and other loan companies about sponsoring the car park. There has been a lot of interest - about 5,000%, in fact."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Hospital parking to cost arm and a leg', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5438-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-03 13:51:56', '2016-12-03 13:51:56', '', 5438, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5438-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5443, 1, '2016-12-04 10:54:23', '2016-12-04 10:54:23', '<strong>He\'s portrayed by Hollywood as a muscle-bound superhero and idolised by millions of fans worldwide, but we can reveal the original Batman was a fat old bloke with a bushy beard.</strong>\r\n\r\nUntil now it was assumed Batman was a fictional creation for DC Comics in 1939 who went on to star in a 1960s television series before launching the cult film franchise in 1989.\r\n\r\nBut a Suffolk Gazette investigation has discovered the inspiration for the character was the true story of Bill Smith, who moved from Suffolk in England to America in 1870 and settled in New York where he worked in a butcher\'s shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWe researched historical records in East Anglia and the US to piece together the remarkable story of how Mr Smith turned vigilante after his shop was repeatedly targeted by shoplifters.\r\n\r\nMunicipal archives show Mr Smith was first indicted in 1878 for catching and punching a thief who had run out of the shop with a leg of lamb over his shoulder.\r\n\r\nMr Smith, then aged 43, was set free by the sympathetic judge, who was no doubt fed up with the never-ending list of petty criminals being hauled up before him.\r\n\r\nThe episode inspired Mr Smith who, according to parish records, had left Dallinghoo in Suffolk where he worked as a farm labourer to board a liner from Liverpool to New York to seek a better life.\r\n\r\nSpurred on by a one-paragraph report of his court appearance in the New-York Tribune, he went on to tackle more thieves and soon gained notoriety as a vigilante.\r\n\r\nIt took four more years for him to adopt his famous head mask - to make him look like a bat and to hide his real identity. He then patrolled his neighbourhood by night looking for baddies.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman-259x300.jpg" alt="Original Batman" width="259" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5444" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nExtracts from a journal, written by an associate known only as Robin in 1892, included the exclusive photograph we are publishing above for the first time today.\r\n\r\nThe journal discloses: "Everyone locally has heard of this Batman. He walks the streets at night and the gangsters, the thieves, the drunkard vagrants all keep their distance."\r\n\r\nIt adds: "He is the vengeance. He is the night. He is Batman."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut that is where the original Batman trail goes cold, with the only remaining documents about Mr Smith being his death certificate. We pulled a copy from the central records office in New York, which states he died of hypothermia after being out alone on a freezing night in February 1896, aged 66.\r\n\r\nIt is now certain the creators of the Batman character for DC Comics - Rob Kane and Bill Finger - based him on the local legend of Mr Smith.\r\n\r\nAnd so, as you watch yet another Batman movie with your family, you can now recount how Batman was, in fact, a farm labourer from Suffolk, England.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Original Batman was fat old bloke with beard', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'original-batman', '', '', '2017-12-19 17:24:25', '2017-12-19 17:24:25', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5443', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5445, 1, '2016-12-04 10:54:23', '2016-12-04 10:54:23', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nHe\'s portrayed as a muscle-bound superhero by Hollywood and idolised by millions of fans worldwide, but we can reveal the original Batman was a fat old bloke with a bushy beard.</b>\r\n\r\nUntil now it was assumed Batman was a fictional creation for DC Comics in 1939 who went on to star in a 1960s television series before launching the cult film franchise in 1989.\r\n\r\nBut a Suffolk Gazette investigation has discovered the inspiration for the character was the true story of Bill Smith, who moved from Suffolk in England to America in 1870 and settled in New York where he worked in a butcher\'s shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWe researched historical records in East Anglia and the US to piece together the remarkable story of how Mr Smith turned vigilante after his shop was repeatedly targeted by shoplifters.\r\n\r\nMunicipal archives show Mr Smith was first indicted in 1878 for catching and punching a thief who had run out of the shop with a leg of lamb over his shoulder.\r\n\r\nMr Smith, then aged 43, was set free by the sympathetic judge, who was no doubt fed up with the never-ending list of petty criminals being hauled up before him.\r\n\r\nThe episode inspired Mr Smith who, according to parish records, had left Dallinghoo in Suffolk where he worked as a farm labourer to board a liner from Liverpool to New York to seek a better life.\r\n\r\nSpurred on by a one-paragraph report of his court appearance in the New-York Tribune, he went on to tackle more thieves and soon gained notoriety as a vigilante.\r\n\r\nIt took four more years for him to adopt his famous head mask - to make him look like a bat and to hide his real identity. He then patrolled his neighbourhood by night looking for baddies.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman-259x300.jpg" alt="Original Batman" width="259" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5444" /></a><i>Bill Smith from Suffolk - the original Batman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExtracts from a journal, written by an associate known only as Robin in 1892, included the exclusive photograph we are publishing above for the first time today.\r\n\r\nThe journal discloses: "Everyone locally has heard of this Batman. He walks the streets at night and the gangsters, the thieves, the drunkard vagrants all keep their distance."\r\n\r\nIt adds: "He is the vengeance. He is the night. He is Batman."\r\n\r\nBut that is where the original Batman trail goes cold, with the only remaining documents about Mr Smith being his death certificate. We pulled a copy from the central records office in New York, which states he died of hypothermia after being out alone on a cold night in February 1896, aged 66.\r\n\r\nIt is now certain the creators of the Batman character for DC Comics - Rob Kane and Bill Finger - based him on the local legend of Mr Smith.\r\n\r\nAnd so, as you watch yet another Batman movie with your family, you can now recount how Batman was, in fact, a farm labourer from Suffolk, England.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Original Batman was fat old bloke with beard', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5443-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-04 10:54:23', '2016-12-04 10:54:23', '', 5443, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5443-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5449, 1, '2016-12-04 12:04:42', '2016-12-04 12:04:42', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nHe\'s portrayed by Hollywood as a muscle-bound superhero and idolised by millions of fans worldwide, but we can reveal the original Batman was a fat old bloke with a bushy beard.</b>\r\n\r\nUntil now it was assumed Batman was a fictional creation for DC Comics in 1939 who went on to star in a 1960s television series before launching the cult film franchise in 1989.\r\n\r\nBut a Suffolk Gazette investigation has discovered the inspiration for the character was the true story of Bill Smith, who moved from Suffolk in England to America in 1870 and settled in New York where he worked in a butcher\'s shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWe researched historical records in East Anglia and the US to piece together the remarkable story of how Mr Smith turned vigilante after his shop was repeatedly targeted by shoplifters.\r\n\r\nMunicipal archives show Mr Smith was first indicted in 1878 for catching and punching a thief who had run out of the shop with a leg of lamb over his shoulder.\r\n\r\nMr Smith, then aged 43, was set free by the sympathetic judge, who was no doubt fed up with the never-ending list of petty criminals being hauled up before him.\r\n\r\nThe episode inspired Mr Smith who, according to parish records, had left Dallinghoo in Suffolk where he worked as a farm labourer to board a liner from Liverpool to New York to seek a better life.\r\n\r\nSpurred on by a one-paragraph report of his court appearance in the New-York Tribune, he went on to tackle more thieves and soon gained notoriety as a vigilante.\r\n\r\nIt took four more years for him to adopt his famous head mask - to make him look like a bat and to hide his real identity. He then patrolled his neighbourhood by night looking for baddies.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/original-batman-259x300.jpg" alt="Original Batman" width="259" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5444" /></a><i>Bill Smith from Suffolk - the original Batman</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExtracts from a journal, written by an associate known only as Robin in 1892, included the exclusive photograph we are publishing above for the first time today.\r\n\r\nThe journal discloses: "Everyone locally has heard of this Batman. He walks the streets at night and the gangsters, the thieves, the drunkard vagrants all keep their distance."\r\n\r\nIt adds: "He is the vengeance. He is the night. He is Batman."\r\n\r\nBut that is where the original Batman trail goes cold, with the only remaining documents about Mr Smith being his death certificate. We pulled a copy from the central records office in New York, which states he died of hypothermia after being out alone on a freezing night in February 1896, aged 66.\r\n\r\nIt is now certain the creators of the Batman character for DC Comics - Rob Kane and Bill Finger - based him on the local legend of Mr Smith.\r\n\r\nAnd so, as you watch yet another Batman movie with your family, you can now recount how Batman was, in fact, a farm labourer from Suffolk, England.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Original Batman was fat old bloke with beard', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5443-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-04 12:04:42', '2016-12-04 12:04:42', '', 5443, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5443-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5450, 1, '2016-12-06 09:25:34', '2016-12-06 09:25:34', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nA huge FA Cup upset is on the cards after the draw for the third round matched Ipswich Town with non-league Lincoln City.</b>\r\n\r\nExperts say that with a bit of luck, or a fluke "worldly" goal, Ipswich could sneak a shock win against the part-timers and progress to the fourth round for the first time since 2010.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIpswich\'s cup record matches this year\'s league form under manager Mick McCarthy - woeful. He insists on ridiculing cup competitions and taking loyal fans for granted by fielding inexperienced sides because he would rather concentrate on the league... which has not gone well.\r\n\r\nIn recent seasons, Town\'s FA Cup record has seen them fall at the first hurdle to Portsmouth, Southampton, Preston, Hull, Aston Villa and Chelsea. The League Cup record is worse, with embarrassing defeats to Crawley, Stevenage, Carlisle and Northampton.\r\n\r\nThe stage is set, therefore, for a sure-fire win for Lincoln when the match is played at Portman Road in early January. A look at Lincoln\'s recent form, in all competitions, is slightly different to Ipswich\'s stuttering season. The Lincoln results are:\r\n\r\n<h2>W W D D W D W W W D W W W W W</h2>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich have failed to strong two wins together all season, are languishing in 15th position in the Championship with relegation a real danger, and in McCarthy have a manager who, when asked how could things improve, said: "By keeping playing the way we are."\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich fan said: "It\'s all very predictable - we will get dumped out of the cup by non-league opposition so we can concentrate on relegation."\r\n\r\nBut there is always the chance of a cup upset, with Ipswich sneaking a win by catching Lincoln on an off day. Bookies have made Lincoln, a team made up of postmen, a fishmonger and a shoe salesman, red-hot favourites for the tie.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Third-round draw brings chance of huge FA Cup upset', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'fa-cup-upset', '', '', '2016-12-11 11:22:14', '2016-12-11 11:22:14', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5450', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5452, 1, '2016-12-06 09:25:34', '2016-12-06 09:25:34', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nA huge FA Cup upset is on the cards after the draw for the third round matched Ipswich Town with non-league Lincoln City.</b>\r\n\r\nExperts say that with a bit of luck, or a fluke "worldly" goal, Ipswich could sneak a shock win against the part-timers and progress to the fourth round for the first time since 2010.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIpswich\'s cup record matches this year\'s form under manager Mick McCarthy - woeful. He insists on ridiculing cup competitions and taking loyal fans for granted by fielding inexperienced sides because he would rather concentrate on the league... which has not gone too well, either.\r\n\r\nIn recent seasons, Town\'s FA Cup record has seen them fall at the first hurdle to Portsmouth, Southampton, Preston, Hull and Aston Villa and Chelsea. The League Cup record is worse, with embarrassing defeats to Crawley, Stevenage, Carlisle and Northampton.\r\n\r\nThe stage is set, therefore, for a sure-fire win for Lincoln when the match is played at Portman Road in early January. A look at Lincoln\'s recent form, in all competitions, is slightly different to Ipswich\'s stuttering season. The Lincoln results are:\r\n\r\n<h2>W W D D W D W W W D W W W W W</h2>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich have failed to strong two wins together all season, are languishing in 15th position in the Championship with relegation a real danger, and in McCarthy have a manager who, when asked how could things improve, said: "By keeping playing the way we are."\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich fan said: "It\'s all very predictable - we will get dumped out of the cup by non-league opposition so we can concentrate on relegation."\r\n\r\nBut there is always the chance of a cup upset, with Ipswich sneaking a win by catching Lincoln on an off day. Bookies have made Lincoln, a team made up of postmen, a fishmonger and a shoe salesman, red-hot favourites for the tie.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Third-round draw brings chance of huge FA Cup upset', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5450-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-06 09:25:34', '2016-12-06 09:25:34', '', 5450, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5450-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5453, 1, '2016-12-06 09:34:59', '2016-12-06 09:34:59', '<b>By Our Football Staff\n\nA huge FA Cup upset is on the cards after the draw for the third round matched Ipswich Town with non-league Lincoln City.</b>\n\nExperts say that with a bit of luck, or a fluke "worldly" goal, Ipswich could sneak a shock win against the part-timers and progress to the fourth round for the first time since 2010.\n\n\n<br>\nIpswich\'s cup record matches this year\'s league form under manager Mick McCarthy - woeful. He insists on ridiculing cup competitions and taking loyal fans for granted by fielding inexperienced sides because he would rather concentrate on the league... which has not gone well.\n\nIn recent seasons, Town\'s FA Cup record has seen them fall at the first hurdle to Portsmouth, Southampton, Preston, Hull, Aston Villa and Chelsea. The League Cup record is worse, with embarrassing defeats to Crawley, Stevenage, Carlisle and Northampton.\n\nThe stage is set, therefore, for a sure-fire win for Lincoln when the match is played at Portman Road in early January. A look at Lincoln\'s recent form, in all competitions, is slightly different to Ipswich\'s stuttering season. The Lincoln results are:\n\n<h2>W W D D W D W W W D W W W W W</h2>\n\nMeanwhile, Ipswich have failed to strong two wins together all season, are languishing in 15th position in the Championship with relegation a real danger, and in McCarthy have a manager who, when asked how could things improve, said: "By keeping playing the way we are."\n\nAn Ipswich fan said: "It\'s all very predictable - we will get dumped out of the cup by non-league opposition so we can concentrate on relegation."\n\nBut there is always the chance of a cup upset, with Ipswich sneaking a win by catching Lincoln on an off day. Bookies have made Lincoln, a team made up of postmen, a fishmonger and a shoe salesman, red-hot favourites for the tie.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Third-round draw brings chance of huge FA Cup upset', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5450-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-12-06 09:34:59', '2016-12-06 09:34:59', '', 5450, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5450-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5454, 1, '2016-12-06 09:35:04', '2016-12-06 09:35:04', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nA huge FA Cup upset is on the cards after the draw for the third round matched Ipswich Town with non-league Lincoln City.</b>\r\n\r\nExperts say that with a bit of luck, or a fluke "worldly" goal, Ipswich could sneak a shock win against the part-timers and progress to the fourth round for the first time since 2010.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIpswich\'s cup record matches this year\'s league form under manager Mick McCarthy - woeful. He insists on ridiculing cup competitions and taking loyal fans for granted by fielding inexperienced sides because he would rather concentrate on the league... which has not gone well.\r\n\r\nIn recent seasons, Town\'s FA Cup record has seen them fall at the first hurdle to Portsmouth, Southampton, Preston, Hull, Aston Villa and Chelsea. The League Cup record is worse, with embarrassing defeats to Crawley, Stevenage, Carlisle and Northampton.\r\n\r\nThe stage is set, therefore, for a sure-fire win for Lincoln when the match is played at Portman Road in early January. A look at Lincoln\'s recent form, in all competitions, is slightly different to Ipswich\'s stuttering season. The Lincoln results are:\r\n\r\n<h2>W W D D W D W W W D W W W W W</h2>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich have failed to strong two wins together all season, are languishing in 15th position in the Championship with relegation a real danger, and in McCarthy have a manager who, when asked how could things improve, said: "By keeping playing the way we are."\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich fan said: "It\'s all very predictable - we will get dumped out of the cup by non-league opposition so we can concentrate on relegation."\r\n\r\nBut there is always the chance of a cup upset, with Ipswich sneaking a win by catching Lincoln on an off day. Bookies have made Lincoln, a team made up of postmen, a fishmonger and a shoe salesman, red-hot favourites for the tie.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Third-round draw brings chance of huge FA Cup upset', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5450-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-06 09:35:04', '2016-12-06 09:35:04', '', 5450, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5450-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5460, 0, '2016-12-07 07:51:32', '2016-12-07 07:51:32', 'I am insulted by the comments you have made towards lincoln city. The club IS FULL TIME. We\'re are not fishmongers or anything like that,  they a full time footballers. I believe you should get your facts correct before publishing an article. As this is a disgrace,\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Thomas Robinson\nAUTHOR EMAIL: kieranpick@outlook.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 86.131.174.136\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Thomas Robinson \n    [2_Email] =&gt; kieranpick@outlook.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; I am insulted by the comments you have made towards lincoln city. The club IS FULL TIME. We\'re are not fishmongers or anything like that,  they a full time footballers. I believe you should get your facts correct before publishing an article. As this is a disgrace, \n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; d75916e351e49a76f4f55295466750d2\n)\n', 'Thomas Robinson - 2016-12-07 07:51:32', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'd75916e351e49a76f4f55295466750d2', '', '', '2016-12-07 07:51:32', '2016-12-07 07:51:32', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5460', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5467, 1, '2016-12-11 11:21:39', '2016-12-11 11:21:39', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</strong>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society, said: "Our team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n* EDIT: It later emerged that the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Felixstowe mayor and police chief</a> had clashed over the shark reports.\r\n\r\n** EDIT EDIT: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">Local fisherman hired to catch and kill the shark</a>.\r\n\r\n*** EDIT EDIT EDIT: The shark was killed, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it did not end well for the fisherman</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'shark-attack-felixstowe', '', '', '2018-05-20 08:49:11', '2018-05-20 08:49:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5467', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5470, 1, '2016-12-11 11:17:47', '2016-12-11 11:17:47', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</b>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-225x300.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Shark attack: Christopher Mills\' mauled board</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what caused it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summmer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society said: "Out team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-11 11:17:47', '2016-12-11 11:17:47', '', 5467, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5471, 1, '2016-12-11 11:18:56', '2016-12-11 11:18:56', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</b>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-225x300.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Shark attack: Christopher Mills\' mauled board</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what caused it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summmer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society said: "Out team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-11 11:18:56', '2016-12-11 11:18:56', '', 5467, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5472, 1, '2016-12-11 11:21:39', '2016-12-11 11:21:39', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</b>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-225x300.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Shark attack: Christopher Mills\' mauled board on Felixstowe beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society said: "Our team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-11 11:21:39', '2016-12-11 11:21:39', '', 5467, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5473, 1, '2016-12-11 11:23:17', '2016-12-11 11:23:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</b>\r\n\r\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\r\n\r\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Felixstowe Ferry, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1738" /></a></center><center><i>Great White in the River Deben yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\r\n\r\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\r\n\r\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\r\n\r\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\r\n\r\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced.\r\n\r\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1737-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-11 11:23:17', '2016-12-11 11:23:17', '', 1737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5474, 1, '2016-12-11 11:24:17', '2016-12-11 11:24:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</b>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Shark attack: Christopher Mills\' mauled board on Felixstowe beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society said: "Our team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-11 11:24:17', '2016-12-11 11:24:17', '', 5467, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5475, 1, '2016-12-11 11:28:26', '2016-12-11 11:28:26', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</b>\r\n\r\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\r\n\r\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Felixstowe Ferry, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1738" /></a></center><center><i>Great White in the River Deben yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\r\n\r\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\r\n\r\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\r\n\r\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\r\n\r\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\r\n\r\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced.\r\n\r\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1737-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-11 11:28:26', '2016-12-11 11:28:26', '', 1737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5476, 1, '2016-12-11 16:00:11', '2016-12-11 16:00:11', '<b>Norfolk is rich in archeological treasures, yet little is known about the Great Wall of Bungay.</b>\r\n\r\nThis ancient structure was built by Norfolk peasants just north of Bungay - a Suffolk town close to the Norfolk border - and it is believed construction dates back to at least 1974.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHistorical records show the wall was built to hold back the hordes of invaders from Suffolk, who were keen to enslave the local workforce.\r\n\r\nUnfortunately for the Norfolk defenders, they had made the wall only 32-feet long, so the invaders simply walked around it, and it soon fell into disrepair.\r\n\r\nThough not as long as its namesake in China, the wall is indeed impressive. Lifelong resident Malcolm Spratly, 97, said: “You can see wall all the way from that big old oak tree at top of village, I ain\'t never been out of village so that\'s all I know.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/great-bungay-wall.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/great-bungay-wall.jpg" alt="Great Bungay Wall" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5478" /></a><i>The Great Bungay Wall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocal historian Nigel Chudley is now documenting all the myths about the wall, which he has been studying for a lifetime.\r\n\r\n“I remember in the late 70\'s I was doing some research at the wall late one evening. I spotted a Vauxhall Viva parked alongside it with a man and a woman on the back seat. I started taking photos through the window, when the man jumped out of the car and started battering me.\r\n\r\n"The charges against me were later dropped. I stopped having anything to do with the wall for a while - there were too many strange things going on for my liking.”\r\n\r\nVisitors can go and see the remains of the wall by the A143 outside Bungay, next to the Squealing Pig children\'s theme park.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Secrets of Norfolk\'s Great Bungay Wall revealed', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'great-bungay-wall', '', '', '2016-12-13 09:43:35', '2016-12-13 09:43:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5476', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5477, 1, '2016-12-11 11:48:40', '2016-12-11 11:48:40', '\r\n\r\nThe Great Wall of Bungay\r\n\r\nNorfolk is rich in archeological treasures, yet little is known about the Great Wall of Bungay - the town that which is straddles the Suffolk border.\r\n\r\nThe construction dates back to at leat 1974!\r\n\r\nIt is thought that the wall was constructed to hold back the hordes of invaders from Suffolk, desperate for the riches and local beauties that lay in the area.\r\nUnfortunately for the Norfolk defenders, the wall was only 32 feet long, so the invaders simply walked around it. It soon fell into disrepair.\r\n\r\nThough not as long  as it namesake in China, the wall is indeed impressive.\r\n\r\nAccording to life long local villager, Malcolm Spratly 97,\r\n\r\n“You can see wall all the way from that big old oak tree at top of village, I aint never been out of village so thats all I know”.\r\n\r\nMany myths have grown up around the wall.\r\nLocal historian Nigel Chudley has been studying the wall for most of his lfe.\r\n\r\n“ I remember in the late 70\'s I was doing some research at the wall late one evening. I spotted a Vauxhall Viva parked alongside the wall with a man and a woman on the back seat. I started taking photos through the window, when the man jumped out of the car and started battering me. The charges against me were later dropped. I stopped having anything to do with the wall, too many strange things for my liking”.\r\n\r\n\r\nThe remains of the wall can be found by the A143 outside Bungay, next to the\r\nSquealing pig Childrens theme park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5476-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-11 11:48:40', '2016-12-11 11:48:40', '', 5476, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5476-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5479, 1, '2016-12-11 12:15:41', '2016-12-11 12:15:41', '<b>Norfolk is rich in archeological treasures, yet little is known about the Great Wall of Bungay.</b>\r\n\r\nThis ancient structure was built by Norfolk peasants just north of Bungay - a Suffolk town close to the Norfolk border - and it is believed construction dates back to at least 1974.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHistorical records show the wall was built to hold back the hordes of invaders from Suffolk, who were desperate for the riches and local beauties that lay in the area.\r\n\r\nUnfortunately for the Norfolk defenders, they had made the wall only 32-feet long, so the invaders simply walked around it, and it soon fell into disrepair.\r\n\r\nThough not as long as its namesake in China, the wall is indeed impressive. Lifelong resident Malcolm Spratly, 97, said: “You can see wall all the way from that big old oak tree at top of village, I ain\'t never been out of village so that\'s all I know.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/great-bungay-wall.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/great-bungay-wall.jpg" alt="Great Bungay Wall" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5478" /></a><i>The Great Bungay Wall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocal historian Nigel Chudley is now documenting all the myths about the wall, which he has been studying for a lifetime.\r\n\r\n“I remember in the late 70\'s I was doing some research at the wall late one evening. I spotted a Vauxhall Viva parked alongside it with a man and a woman on the back seat. I started taking photos through the window, when the man jumped out of the car and started battering me.\r\n\r\n"The charges against me were later dropped. I stopped having anything to do with the wall for a while - there were too many strange things going on for my liking.”\r\n\r\nVisitors can go and see the remains of the wall by the A143 outside Bungay, next to the Squealing Pig children\'s theme park.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Secrets of Norfolk\'s Great Bungay Wall revealed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5476-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-11 12:15:41', '2016-12-11 12:15:41', '', 5476, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5476-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5480, 1, '2016-12-11 16:22:40', '2016-12-11 16:22:40', '<b>Norfolk is rich in archeological treasures, yet little is known about the Great Wall of Bungay.</b>\r\n\r\nThis ancient structure was built by Norfolk peasants just north of Bungay - a Suffolk town close to the Norfolk border - and it is believed construction dates back to at least 1974.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHistorical records show the wall was built to hold back the hordes of invaders from Suffolk, who were keen to enslave the local workforce.\r\n\r\nUnfortunately for the Norfolk defenders, they had made the wall only 32-feet long, so the invaders simply walked around it, and it soon fell into disrepair.\r\n\r\nThough not as long as its namesake in China, the wall is indeed impressive. Lifelong resident Malcolm Spratly, 97, said: “You can see wall all the way from that big old oak tree at top of village, I ain\'t never been out of village so that\'s all I know.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/great-bungay-wall.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/great-bungay-wall.jpg" alt="Great Bungay Wall" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5478" /></a><i>The Great Bungay Wall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLocal historian Nigel Chudley is now documenting all the myths about the wall, which he has been studying for a lifetime.\r\n\r\n“I remember in the late 70\'s I was doing some research at the wall late one evening. I spotted a Vauxhall Viva parked alongside it with a man and a woman on the back seat. I started taking photos through the window, when the man jumped out of the car and started battering me.\r\n\r\n"The charges against me were later dropped. I stopped having anything to do with the wall for a while - there were too many strange things going on for my liking.”\r\n\r\nVisitors can go and see the remains of the wall by the A143 outside Bungay, next to the Squealing Pig children\'s theme park.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Secrets of Norfolk\'s Great Bungay Wall revealed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5476-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-11 16:22:40', '2016-12-11 16:22:40', '', 5476, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5476-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5487, 1, '2016-12-13 09:42:36', '2016-12-13 09:42:36', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe police chief and mayor of Felixstowe have clashed publicly over how to deal with fears that a shark is stalking waters off the Suffolk resort.</strong>\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Martin Cody wants the beaches closed after a windsurfer\'s board was bitten by what experts believe was an eight-foot shark.\r\n\r\nBut Mayor Larry Warne, who has been a Felixstowe Town Councillor for 23 years, insists there is no danger and likely no shark at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe told concerned residents at a packed public meeting in the Spa Pavilion last night: "We do not have a shark problem. The damage caused to windsurfer Christopher Mills\' board was likely caused by a boat propeller."\r\n\r\nChief Cody interrupted the mayor. He stood up, pointed angrily at him and said: "This was no boat accident!" He then stormed out of the meeting, turning only to add: "You remember this conversation, Mr Mayor."\r\n\r\nAstonished members of the public looked back at Mayor Warne for reassurance, and he calmed nerves by insisting Felixstowe beach would remain open to windsurfers, fishermen, and families.\r\n\r\n"Felixstowe is open for business!" he declared with a broad smile.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk police were last night investigating apparently unrelated reports that a woman had gone missing while swimming in the North Sea off Jacob\'s Ladder, just half a mile up the coast from where <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">Mr Mills\' board was damaged</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif" alt="Chrissie Watkins" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5489" /></a>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are aware a woman went missing last week while swimming in the sea, two days before the windsurfer incident."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe has been named locally as Chrissie Watkins, but the mayor\'s office insist her disappearance is purely a coincidence and she may have simply left town to visit relatives.\r\n\r\n<em>* EDIT: Local fisherman hired to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">catch and kill the shark</a>.\r\n\r\n** EDIT EDIT: The shark was killed, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it did not end well for the fisherman</a>.</em>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Police chief and mayor clash over \'shark\' reports', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'police-chief-and-mayor', '', '', '2018-05-20 08:56:48', '2018-05-20 08:56:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5487', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5488, 1, '2016-12-13 09:27:33', '2016-12-13 09:27:33', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe police chief and mayor of Felixstowe have had a major disagreement over how to deal with allegations a shark is stalking waters off the Suffolk resort.</b>\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Martin Cody wants the beaches closed after a windsurfer\'s board was bitten by what experts believe was an eight-foot shark.\r\n\r\nBut Mayor Larry Warne, who has been a Felixstowe Town Councillor for 23 years, insists there is no danger and likely no shark at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>  \r\nHe told concerned residents at a public meeting in the Spa Pavilion last night: "We do not have a shark problem. The damage caused to windsurfer Christopher Mills\' board was likely caused by a boat propeller."\r\n\r\nChief Cody interrupted the mayor. He stood up, pointed angrily at him and said: "This was no boat accident!" He then stormed out of the meeting, turning to add: "You remember this conversation, Mr Mayor."\r\n\r\nAstonished members of the public looked back at Mayor Warne for reassurance, and he calmed nerves by insisting Felixstowe beach would remain open to windsurfers, fisherman, and families.\r\n\r\n"Felixstowe is open for business!" he declared.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk police were last night investigating apparently unrelated reports that a middle-aged woman had gone missing while swimming in the North Sea off Jacob\'s Ladder, just half a mile up the coast from where Mr Mills\' board was damaged.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We are aware a woman has gone missing from the sea, but the mayor\'s office insist this is purely a coincidence and she may have simply gone to visit relatives." \r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police chief and mayor clash over \'shark\' reports', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5487-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-13 09:27:33', '2016-12-13 09:27:33', '', 5487, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5487-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5491, 1, '2016-12-13 09:42:36', '2016-12-13 09:42:36', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe police chief and mayor of Felixstowe have clashed publicly over how to deal with fears that a shark is stalking waters off the Suffolk resort.</b>\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Martin Cody wants the beaches closed after a windsurfer\'s board was bitten by what experts believe was an eight-foot shark.\r\n\r\nBut Mayor Larry Warne, who has been a Felixstowe Town Councillor for 23 years, insists there is no danger and likely no shark at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>  \r\nHe told concerned residents at a packed public meeting in the Spa Pavilion last night: "We do not have a shark problem. The damage caused to windsurfer Christopher Mills\' board was likely caused by a boat propeller."\r\n\r\nChief Cody interrupted the mayor. He stood up, pointed angrily at him and said: "This was no boat accident!" He then stormed out of the meeting, turning only to add: "You remember this conversation, Mr Mayor."\r\n\r\nAstonished members of the public looked back at Mayor Warne for reassurance, and he calmed nerves by insisting Felixstowe beach would remain open to windsurfers, fisherman, and families.\r\n\r\n"Felixstowe is open for business!" he declared with a broad smile.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Bitten: Christopher Mills\' surf board</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk police were last night investigating apparently unrelated reports that a woman had gone missing while swimming in the North Sea off Jacob\'s Ladder, just half a mile up the coast from where Mr Mills\' board was damaged.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif" alt="Chrissie Watkins" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5489" /></a><i>Missing: Swimmer Chrissie Watkins</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are aware a woman went missing last week while swimming in the sea, two days before the windsurfer incident."\r\n\r\nShe has been named locally as Chrissie Watkins, but the mayor\'s office insist her disappearance is purely a coincidence and she may have simply left town to visit relatives. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police chief and mayor clash over \'shark\' reports', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5487-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-13 09:42:36', '2016-12-13 09:42:36', '', 5487, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5487-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5492, 1, '2016-12-13 09:52:34', '2016-12-13 09:52:34', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe police chief and mayor of Felixstowe have clashed publicly over how to deal with fears that a shark is stalking waters off the Suffolk resort.</b>\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Martin Cody wants the beaches closed after a windsurfer\'s board was bitten by what experts believe was an eight-foot shark.\r\n\r\nBut Mayor Larry Warne, who has been a Felixstowe Town Councillor for 23 years, insists there is no danger and likely no shark at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>  \r\nHe told concerned residents at a packed public meeting in the Spa Pavilion last night: "We do not have a shark problem. The damage caused to windsurfer Christopher Mills\' board was likely caused by a boat propeller."\r\n\r\nChief Cody interrupted the mayor. He stood up, pointed angrily at him and said: "This was no boat accident!" He then stormed out of the meeting, turning only to add: "You remember this conversation, Mr Mayor."\r\n\r\nAstonished members of the public looked back at Mayor Warne for reassurance, and he calmed nerves by insisting Felixstowe beach would remain open to windsurfers, fisherman, and families.\r\n\r\n"Felixstowe is open for business!" he declared with a broad smile.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Bitten: Christopher Mills\' surf board</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk police were last night investigating apparently unrelated reports that a woman had gone missing while swimming in the North Sea off Jacob\'s Ladder, just half a mile up the coast from where <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">Mr Mills\' board was damaged</a>.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif" alt="Chrissie Watkins" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5489" /></a><i>Missing: Swimmer Chrissie Watkins</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are aware a woman went missing last week while swimming in the sea, two days before the windsurfer incident."\r\n\r\nShe has been named locally as Chrissie Watkins, but the mayor\'s office insist her disappearance is purely a coincidence and she may have simply left town to visit relatives. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police chief and mayor clash over \'shark\' reports', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5487-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-13 09:52:34', '2016-12-13 09:52:34', '', 5487, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5487-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5493, 1, '2018-05-20 08:55:02', '2018-05-20 08:55:02', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nThe police chief and mayor of Felixstowe have clashed publicly over how to deal with fears that a shark is stalking waters off the Suffolk resort.</strong>\n\nChief Inspector Martin Cody wants the beaches closed after a windsurfer\'s board was bitten by what experts believe was an eight-foot shark.\n\nBut Mayor Larry Warne, who has been a Felixstowe Town Councillor for 23 years, insists there is no danger and likely no shark at all.\n\n\n\nHe told concerned residents at a packed public meeting in the Spa Pavilion last night: "We do not have a shark problem. The damage caused to windsurfer Christopher Mills\' board was likely caused by a boat propeller."\n\nChief Cody interrupted the mayor. He stood up, pointed angrily at him and said: "This was no boat accident!" He then stormed out of the meeting, turning only to add: "You remember this conversation, Mr Mayor."\n\nAstonished members of the public looked back at Mayor Warne for reassurance, and he calmed nerves by insisting Felixstowe beach would remain open to windsurfers, fishermen, and families.\n\n"Felixstowe is open for business!" he declared with a broad smile.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a>\n\nMeanwhile, Suffolk police were last night investigating apparently unrelated reports that a woman had gone missing while swimming in the North Sea off Jacob\'s Ladder, just half a mile up the coast from where <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">Mr Mills\' board was damaged</a>.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif" alt="Chrissie Watkins" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5489" /></a>\n\nA police spokesman said: "We are aware a woman went missing last week while swimming in the sea, two days before the windsurfer incident."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nShe has been named locally as Chrissie Watkins, but the mayor\'s office insist her disappearance is purely a coincidence and she may have simply left town to visit relatives.\n\n* EDIT: Local fisherman hired to catch and kill the shark.\n\n** EDIT EDIT EDIT: The shark was killed, but it did not end well for the fisherman.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Police chief and mayor clash over \'shark\' reports', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5487-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-20 08:55:02', '2018-05-20 08:55:02', '', 5487, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5487-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5494, 1, '2016-12-13 09:54:24', '2016-12-13 09:54:24', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe police chief and mayor of Felixstowe have clashed publicly over how to deal with fears that a shark is stalking waters off the Suffolk resort.</b>\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Martin Cody wants the beaches closed after a windsurfer\'s board was bitten by what experts believe was an eight-foot shark.\r\n\r\nBut Mayor Larry Warne, who has been a Felixstowe Town Councillor for 23 years, insists there is no danger and likely no shark at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>  \r\nHe told concerned residents at a packed public meeting in the Spa Pavilion last night: "We do not have a shark problem. The damage caused to windsurfer Christopher Mills\' board was likely caused by a boat propeller."\r\n\r\nChief Cody interrupted the mayor. He stood up, pointed angrily at him and said: "This was no boat accident!" He then stormed out of the meeting, turning only to add: "You remember this conversation, Mr Mayor."\r\n\r\nAstonished members of the public looked back at Mayor Warne for reassurance, and he calmed nerves by insisting Felixstowe beach would remain open to windsurfers, fishermen, and families.\r\n\r\n"Felixstowe is open for business!" he declared with a broad smile.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Bitten: Christopher Mills\' surf board</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk police were last night investigating apparently unrelated reports that a woman had gone missing while swimming in the North Sea off Jacob\'s Ladder, just half a mile up the coast from where <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">Mr Mills\' board was damaged</a>.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif" alt="Chrissie Watkins" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5489" /></a><i>Missing: Swimmer Chrissie Watkins</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are aware a woman went missing last week while swimming in the sea, two days before the windsurfer incident."\r\n\r\nShe has been named locally as Chrissie Watkins, but the mayor\'s office insist her disappearance is purely a coincidence and she may have simply left town to visit relatives. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police chief and mayor clash over \'shark\' reports', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5487-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-13 09:54:24', '2016-12-13 09:54:24', '', 5487, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5487-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5501, 1, '2016-12-13 17:40:15', '2016-12-13 17:40:15', 'Meet up at 5.30pm at Felixstowe Pier for this popular monthly group. Remember to bring your swimming costume. Free to enter the water. ', 'Felixstowe Shark-Spotting Society', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'felixstowe-shark-spotting-society', '', '', '2016-12-13 17:40:15', '2016-12-13 17:40:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=ajde_events&#038;p=5501', 0, 'ajde_events', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5502, 1, '2016-12-13 17:44:44', '2016-12-13 17:44:44', 'This popular Suffolk sport has never been more, er, popular. And the annual contest to find the county\'s fastest thumb twiddler is back! £5 per entry, and a cup and bragging rights goes to the winner.', 'Thumb-Twiddling Contest', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'thumb-twiddling-contest', '', '', '2016-12-13 17:44:44', '2016-12-13 17:44:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=ajde_events&#038;p=5502', 0, 'ajde_events', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5503, 1, '2016-12-13 17:49:20', '2016-12-13 17:49:20', 'A new Suffolk Origami Society has been formed after the previous one folded. The first meeting looks to be very popular, on paper at least. Members are asked to congregate in Newmarket, and are advised to get there via the A4 to avoid stationery traffic.', 'New Origami Society', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'new-origami-society', '', '', '2016-12-13 17:49:20', '2016-12-13 17:49:20', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=ajde_events&#038;p=5503', 0, 'ajde_events', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5504, 1, '2016-12-14 15:50:38', '2016-12-14 15:50:38', '<b>Birmingham City sacked manager Gary Rowett today because his high-flying side could only muster a meagre 2-1 win over Ipswich Town.</b>\r\n\r\nIpswich are officially the most boring, one-dimensional and predictable side in the Championship, possibly the country, and now languish in 17th place in the league.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nUnfortunately for Rowett, 42, the whole world and his wife expected Birmingham to bang at least four goals past Mick McCarthy\'s seized-up Tractor Boys.\r\n\r\nWhen they managed to only win by 2-1, the St Andrews club board, headed by super-rich Chinese businessmen, was crestfallen.\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "You know things have got bad when you only beat Ipswich by the odd goal. Rowett had to go. Any fool can outwit Mick McCarthy these days."\r\n\r\nIpswich fans were fuming at the irony - most want McCarthy sacked, and would welcome Rowett turning up at Portman Road to replace him.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk club\'s reclusive owner, Marcus Evans seems reluctant to pull the trigger, leaving supporters increasingly desperate.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Rowett sacked for only beating Ipswich 2-1', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'gary-rowett-sacked-beating-ipswich-2-1', '', '', '2016-12-15 09:47:56', '2016-12-15 09:47:56', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5504', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5506, 1, '2016-12-14 15:50:38', '2016-12-14 15:50:38', '<b>Birmingham City sacked manager Gary Rowett today because his high-flying side could only muster a meagre 2-1 win over Ipswich Town.</b>\r\n\r\nIpswich are officially the most boring, one-dimensional and predictable side in the Championship, possibly the country, and now languish in 17th place in the league.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nUnfortunately for Rowett, the whole world and his wife expected Birmingham to bang at least four goals past Mick McCarthy\'s seized-up Tractor Boys.\r\n\r\nWhen they managed to only win by 2-1, the St Andrews club board, headed by super-rich Chinese businessmen, was crestfallen.\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "You know things have got bad when you only beat Ipswich by the odd goal. Rowett had to go. Any fool can outwit Mick McCarthy these days."\r\n\r\nIpswich fans were fuming at the irony - most want McCarthy sacked, and would welcome Rowett turning up at Portman Road to replace him.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk club\'s reclusive owner, Marcus Evans seems reluctant to pull the trigger, leaving supporters increasingly desperate.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Rowett sacked for only beating Ipswich 2-1', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5504-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-14 15:50:38', '2016-12-14 15:50:38', '', 5504, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5504-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5507, 1, '2016-12-14 15:55:56', '2016-12-14 15:55:56', '<b>Birmingham City sacked manager Gary Rowett today because his high-flying side could only muster a meagre 2-1 win over Ipswich Town.</b>\n\nIpswich are officially the most boring, one-dimensional and predictable side in the Championship, possibly the country, and now languish in 17th place in the league.\n\n\n<br>\nUnfortunately for Rowett, 42, the whole world and his wife expected Birmingham to bang at least four goals past Mick McCarthy\'s seized-up Tractor Boys.\n\nWhen they managed to only win by 2-1, the St Andrews club board, headed by super-rich Chinese businessmen, was crestfallen.\n\nAn insider said: "You know things have got bad when you only beat Ipswich by the odd goal. Rowett had to go. Any fool can outwit Mick McCarthy these days."\n\nIpswich fans were fuming at the irony - most want McCarthy sacked, and would welcome Rowett turning up at Portman Road to replace him.\n\nBut the Suffolk club\'s reclusive owner, Marcus Evans seems reluctant to pull the trigger, leaving supporters increasingly desperate.\n\n\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Rowett sacked for only beating Ipswich 2-1', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5504-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-12-14 15:55:56', '2016-12-14 15:55:56', '', 5504, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5504-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5508, 1, '2016-12-14 15:56:08', '2016-12-14 15:56:08', '<b>Birmingham City sacked manager Gary Rowett today because his high-flying side could only muster a meagre 2-1 win over Ipswich Town.</b>\r\n\r\nIpswich are officially the most boring, one-dimensional and predictable side in the Championship, possibly the country, and now languish in 17th place in the league.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nUnfortunately for Rowett, 42, the whole world and his wife expected Birmingham to bang at least four goals past Mick McCarthy\'s seized-up Tractor Boys.\r\n\r\nWhen they managed to only win by 2-1, the St Andrews club board, headed by super-rich Chinese businessmen, was crestfallen.\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "You know things have got bad when you only beat Ipswich by the odd goal. Rowett had to go. Any fool can outwit Mick McCarthy these days."\r\n\r\nIpswich fans were fuming at the irony - most want McCarthy sacked, and would welcome Rowett turning up at Portman Road to replace him.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk club\'s reclusive owner, Marcus Evans seems reluctant to pull the trigger, leaving supporters increasingly desperate.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gary Rowett sacked for only beating Ipswich 2-1', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5504-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-14 15:56:08', '2016-12-14 15:56:08', '', 5504, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5504-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5509, 1, '2018-05-20 08:47:57', '2018-05-20 08:47:57', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\n\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</strong>\n\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\n\n\n\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\n\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\n\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a>\n\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.\n\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.\n\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society said: "Our team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\n\n* EDIT: It later emerged that the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Felixstowe mayor and police chief</a> had clashed over the shark reports.\n\n** EDIT EDIT: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">Local fisherman hired to catch and kill the shark</a>.\n\n*** EDIT EDIT EDIT: The shark was killed, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it did not end well for the fisherman</a>.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-20 08:47:57', '2018-05-20 08:47:57', '', 5467, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5510, 1, '2016-12-14 16:02:49', '2016-12-14 16:02:49', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</b>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Shark attack: Christopher Mills\' mauled board on Felixstowe beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society said: "Our team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n** EDIT: It later emerged that the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Felixstowe mayor and police chief</a> had clashed over the shark reports.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-14 16:02:49', '2016-12-14 16:02:49', '', 5467, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
