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<p><strong>Snooty Tory posh boy Jacob Rees-Mogg has invested in a new property empire, building workhouses across Britain.</strong></p>
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<p>The savvy businessman has spotted a spiffing money-making opportunity as Britain plunges into economic crisis.</p>
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<p>Rees-Mogg's company, Workhouse4Workshy Ltd, will be a simple but cost-effective place of refuge for the homeless, unemployed, orphaned and abandoned children and the mentally ill.</p>
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<p>Company spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The first workhouse is being built in Ipswich in Suffolk, and we intend to build one in every major town and city across Britain.</p>
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<p>"The Government will pay Mr Rees-Mogg's company £100 a month for each unfortunate soul forced to stay in a workhouse. For that, the resident gets ghastly Victorian conditions with meagre rations, dormitories and no running water.</p>
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<p>"And they'll jolly well appreciate it."</p>
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<p>[AdSense-B]</p>
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<p>However, critics fear the workhouse business is a cash cow, allowing company chairman Mr Rees-Mogg and his fellow investors to add to their existing fortunes at the expense of the poor.</p>
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<p>"It's a bit ironic that Britain is plunging into this age of economic despair precisely because of Rees-Mogg and his politcal chums.</p>
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<p>"Now, while we all suffer, he'll be making even more money."</p>
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<p>It is expected the first workhouse in Ipswich will accommodate 200 unfortunate and desperate people.</p>
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<p>"Business is looking up," a friend of Mr Rees-Mogg said.</p>
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<p>[AdSense-C]</p>
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