INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6604, 1, '2017-05-16 08:17:21', '2017-05-16 08:17:21', '\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6603-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-16 08:17:21', '2017-05-16 08:17:21', '', 6603, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6603-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6605, 1, '2017-05-16 09:39:54', '2017-05-16 09:39:54', 'Victoria sponge with strawberries and cream', 'victoria-sponge-strawberries', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'victoria-sponge-strawberries', '', '', '2017-05-16 09:40:24', '2017-05-16 09:40:24', '', 6603, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/victoria-sponge-strawberries.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6606, 1, '2017-05-16 09:44:38', '2017-05-16 09:44:38', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/cakewatchers-page-logo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/cakewatchers-page-logo.jpg" alt="CakeWatchers" width="852" height="268" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6518" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>I set my goal at losing 25 pounds this year. I only have 30 pounds to go, so I know better than anyone that following the CakeWatchers plan guarantees success.</strong>\r\n\r\nThis week\'s exercise is to try opening a bottle of wine at least once a day. Feel the pull of it as you yank the corkscrew. Then reach up to the cupboard for a glass. You will feel the tension in the upper arm and may have to reach on tip toe which you will feel in your calf muscles. Then breathe deeply and relax.\r\n\r\nI also want you to increase your nutrition. Remember chips are full of vitamin C so cram in as many as you can.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWith the warmer weather, it\'s a good time to tuck into the fresh strawberries. They go well with a chunk of Victoria sponge cake in a pool of double cream, perhaps with some scoops of Haagen Dazs Cookie Dough ice cream. Put it on your shopping list. I say if you can spell it, you can eat it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/victoria-sponge-strawberries.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/victoria-sponge-strawberries.jpg" alt="Victoria sponge with strawberries" width="614" height="408" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6605" /></a><i>Let them eat cake: Solid dieting material</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA plumber called Kevin, from Ipswich, has contacted the Suffolk Gazette in despair as he weighs 32 stone and needs to fit into a trim wedding suit in July. Well, Kevin, I think you need to eat some dinners that go through the system quickly - clearing any toxins from the gut.\r\n\r\nI can recommend chicken vindaloo for this (47 LARDpoints, not counting the pilau rice, naan bread and Bombay potatoes) though you may already know that from your U-bend excursions.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nI\'m sure you\'ve all done very well this week, so give yourselves a round of applause. I know it can be difficult sticking to CakeWatchers but I am here to support you all the weigh! Tesco and Asda have some nice lemon drizzle cakes and a good selection of fresh cream eclairs if you need extra energy for that walk upstairs for the afternoon nap.\r\n\r\nRemember, you have up to 300 LARDpoints a day, so no need to skip your favourites like sweet and sour pork. And you can help any lettuce slide down by popping it in a very buttery sandwich with ham and cheese. Happy dieting!\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'I wanted to lose 25 pounds in weight, and I only have 30 to go', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6603-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-16 09:44:38', '2017-05-16 09:44:38', '', 6603, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6603-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6607, 1, '2017-05-17 08:34:59', '2017-05-17 08:34:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winnie-the-pooh-e1495008517493.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winnie-the-pooh-e1495008517493.jpg" alt="Winnie the Pooh naked" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6608" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Children\'s favourite Winnie the Pooh has been banned by the BBC because he parades naked in front of young boys.</strong>\r\n\r\nHoney-loving Pooh famously wears a tight red t-shirt - but insists on letting it all hang out below.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBBC bosses are concerned Pooh\'s "close friendship" with young Christopher Robin is inappropriate while he bares his bear bits in public all day.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the BBC said: "There\'s no point making him wear a token red shirt if he is not pressed to wear underpants, let alone a pair of trousers or shorts.\r\n\r\n"What message is it sending to our young viewers: It\'s okay to go walking into the woods with a bloke wearing no pants?"\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, from Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk fumed: "I won\'t let my son watch Winnie the Pooh. The bear is an exhibitionist with a desire to befriend a small boy.\r\n\r\n"He even tries to get up close and personal with farmyard animals, including a piglet and a donkey. It\'s disgusting."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWinnie the Pooh creator A A Milne was unavailable for comment last night.\r\n\r\nBut a BBC executive said: "We couldn\'t have an adult wandering around in the woods, naked except for an ill-fitting t-shirt.\r\n\r\n"Especially as he has made best friends with a little boy.\r\n\r\n"He claims he is just a friendly bear - but it could be a honey trap, and we\'re not prepared to take that risk."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Naked Winnie the Pooh banned by BBC', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'naked-winnie-the-pooh', '', '', '2018-01-18 17:20:55', '2018-01-18 17:20:55', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6607', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6609, 1, '2017-05-17 08:24:47', '2017-05-17 08:24:47', 'What is Winnie the Pooh making Eeyore do here?', 'winnie the pooh eeyore', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'winnie-the-pooh-eeyore', '', '', '2017-05-17 08:25:14', '2017-05-17 08:25:14', '', 6607, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winnie-the-pooh-eeyore.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6610, 1, '2017-05-17 08:34:59', '2017-05-17 08:34:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winnie-the-pooh-e1495008517493.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winnie-the-pooh-e1495008517493.jpg" alt="Winnie the Pooh naked" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6608" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Children\'s favourite Winnie the Pooh has been banned by the BBC because he parades naked in front of young boys.</strong>\r\n\r\nHoney-loving Pooh famously wears a tight red t-shirt - but insists on letting it all hang out below.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBBC bosses are concerned Pooh\'s "close friendship" with young Christopher Robin is inappropriate while he bares his bear bits in public all day.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the BBC said: "There\'s no point making him wear a token red shirt if he is not pressed to wear underpants, let alone a pair of trousers or shorts.\r\n\r\n"What message is it sending to our young viewers: It\'s okay to go walking into the woods with a bloke wearing no pants?"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMrs Claire Milton, from Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk fumed: "I won\'t let my son watch Winnie the Pooh. The bear is an exhibitionist with a desire to befriend a small boy.\r\n\r\n"He even tries to get up close and personal to farmyard animals, including a piglet and a donkey. It\'s disgusting."\r\n\r\nBBC bosses were particularly concerned about one scene where a gloomy Eeyore the donkey appears to being pressed into performing some sort of act on Pooh while Christopher Robin looks on.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winnie-the-pooh-eeyore.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winnie-the-pooh-eeyore.jpg" alt="Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore" width="1000" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6609" /></a><i>Suspicious: Just what is Winnie the Pooh making Eeyore do in the woods?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWinnie the Pooh creator A A Milne was unavailable for comment last night.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Naked Winnie the Pooh banned by BBC', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6607-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-17 08:34:59', '2017-05-17 08:34:59', '', 6607, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6607-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6611, 1, '2017-05-19 14:07:16', '2017-05-19 14:07:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/office-worker-e1495202509962.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/office-worker-e1495202509962.jpg" alt="Office worker" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6612" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An office worker really doesn\'t give a shit about what his colleague is up to this weekend - despite asking if he had any plans, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nDarren Hayles, 27, of Ipswich, insisted he was simply being polite and had no interest in what fellow IT assistant Rick Vance did out of office hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"He\'s a little bit boring," Mr Hayles explained. "But I have to work next to him five days a week, so I pretend I am interested in his life.\r\n\r\n"When he started banging on about shopping for a new sofa and visiting his mum, I turned away and pretended I was reading an important email."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Mr Vance was unaware that Mr Hayles had zoned out. "He\'s a smashing guy," said Mr Vance, 25. "We get on really well.\r\n\r\n"We keep saying how we should meet up for a beer, but it hasn\'t happened for some reason."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Office worker doesn\'t care what his colleague is up to this weekend', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'office-worker', '', '', '2017-05-19 14:11:11', '2017-05-19 14:11:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6611', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6613, 1, '2017-05-19 14:07:16', '2017-05-19 14:07:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/office-worker-e1495202509962.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/office-worker-e1495202509962.jpg" alt="Office worker" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6612" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An office worker really doesn\'t give a shit what about his colleague is up to this weekend - despite asking if he had any plans, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nDarren Hayles, 27, of Ipswich, insisted he was simply being polite and had no interest in what fellow IT assistant Rick Vance did out of office hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"He\'s a little bit boring," Mr Hayes explained. "But I have to work next to him five days a week, so I pretend I am interested in his life.\r\n\r\n"When he started banging on about shopping for a new sofa and visiting his mum, I turned away and pretended I was reading an important email."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Mr Vance was unaware that Mr Hayes had zoned out. "He\'s a smashing guy," said Mr Vance, 25. "We get on really well.\r\n\r\n"We keep saying how we should meet up for a beer, but it hasn\'t happened for some reason."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Office worker doesn\'t care what his colleague is up to this weekend', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6611-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-19 14:07:16', '2017-05-19 14:07:16', '', 6611, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6611-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6614, 1, '2017-05-19 14:08:17', '2017-05-19 14:08:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/office-worker-e1495202509962.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/office-worker-e1495202509962.jpg" alt="Office worker" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6612" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An office worker really doesn\'t give a shit about what his colleague is up to this weekend - despite asking if he had any plans, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nDarren Hayles, 27, of Ipswich, insisted he was simply being polite and had no interest in what fellow IT assistant Rick Vance did out of office hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"He\'s a little bit boring," Mr Hayes explained. "But I have to work next to him five days a week, so I pretend I am interested in his life.\r\n\r\n"When he started banging on about shopping for a new sofa and visiting his mum, I turned away and pretended I was reading an important email."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Mr Vance was unaware that Mr Hayes had zoned out. "He\'s a smashing guy," said Mr Vance, 25. "We get on really well.\r\n\r\n"We keep saying how we should meet up for a beer, but it hasn\'t happened for some reason."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Office worker doesn\'t care what his colleague is up to this weekend', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6611-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-19 14:08:17', '2017-05-19 14:08:17', '', 6611, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6611-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6615, 1, '2017-05-19 14:09:25', '2017-05-19 14:09:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/office-worker-e1495202509962.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/office-worker-e1495202509962.jpg" alt="Office worker" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6612" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An office worker really doesn\'t give a shit about what his colleague is up to this weekend - despite asking if he had any plans, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nDarren Hayles, 27, of Ipswich, insisted he was simply being polite and had no interest in what fellow IT assistant Rick Vance did out of office hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"He\'s a little bit boring," Mr Hayles explained. "But I have to work next to him five days a week, so I pretend I am interested in his life.\r\n\r\n"When he started banging on about shopping for a new sofa and visiting his mum, I turned away and pretended I was reading an important email."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Mr Vance was unaware that Mr Hayles had zoned out. "He\'s a smashing guy," said Mr Vance, 25. "We get on really well.\r\n\r\n"We keep saying how we should meet up for a beer, but it hasn\'t happened for some reason."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Office worker doesn\'t care what his colleague is up to this weekend', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6611-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-19 14:09:25', '2017-05-19 14:09:25', '', 6611, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6611-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6616, 1, '2017-05-20 08:52:02', '2017-05-20 08:52:02', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nPlucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\r\n\r\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\r\n\r\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\r\n\r\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\r\n\r\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\r\n\r\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:506px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/548746211" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.798419% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/548746211?et=TZMwxy2DRQx9t1ySDe9IgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ASkcLh5YFW5OEQDL6kQ5yu0W9nMKkwpmjwnz-7iu_aY=" width="506" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Gladys uses the hand dryer to keep warm while locked in loo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\r\n\r\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her daughter, who now live near Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\r\n\r\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\r\n\r\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knits scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2291-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-20 08:52:02', '2017-05-20 08:52:02', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6617, 1, '2017-05-20 09:21:26', '2017-05-20 09:21:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif" alt="Pippa Middleton wedding" width="800" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nJournalists and news broadcasters were besides themselves with excitement today because two rich people are getting married.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut in an extraordinary twist, it has emerged that the rest of the country couldn\'t give a toss.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNewspapers have been drooling for weeks over every detail of Pippa Middleton\'s <a type=amzn >wedding</a> with James Matthews, a fund manager with millions of pounds washing around his bank accounts.\r\n\r\nEven the BBC is breathlessly reporting on every aspect of the day, with excited articles about possible Spitfire flypasts, a huge glass marquee, and what type of tasty goose liver pate canapes will be on offer.\r\n\r\nHowever, we can exclusively confirm that the general public are more concerned with real news like the economy, the election, problems abroad and Brexit.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSteven Smith, a 37-year-old builder from Haverhill in Suffolk said: "Who cares that two very rich people, who have become famous for no apparent reason other than being rich and who they are related to, are getting married in a service and celebrations which will cost ten times my annual income.\r\n\r\n"It\'s only the journalists who are doffing their caps and getting excited about it. Personally, I couldn\'t give a damn and am going to Tesco."\r\n\r\nMembers of the Royal Family, including the three future kings - Charles and William and young George - will attend the ceremony on a private estate in Berkshire.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Only journalists excited about rich couple\'s wedding', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'pippa-middleton-wedding', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:25:08', '2017-05-24 10:25:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6617', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6621, 1, '2017-05-20 09:21:26', '2017-05-20 09:21:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif" alt="Pippa Middleton wedding" width="800" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nJournalists and news broadcasters were besides themselves with excitement today because two rich people are getting married.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut in an extraordinary twist, the rest of the country couldn\'t give a toss that the bride is the sister of another rich woman, who just happens to be the future Queen.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNewspapers have been drooling for weeks over every detail of Pippa Middleton\'s wedding with James Matthews, a fund manager with millions of pounds washing around his bank accounts.\r\n\r\nEven the BBC is breathlessly reporting on every aspect of the day, with excited articles about possible Spitfire flypasts, a huge glass marquee, and what type of tasty goose liver pate canapes will be on offer.\r\n\r\nHowever, it has emerged that the general public are more concerned with real news, like the economy, the election, problems abroad and Brexit.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSteven Smith, a 37-year-old builder from Haverhill in Suffolk said: "Who cares that two very rich people, who have become famous for no apparent reason other than being rich and who they are related to, are getting married in a service and celebrations which will cost ten times my annual income.\r\n\r\n"It\'s only the journalists who are doffing their caps and getting excited about it. Personally, I couldn\'t give a toss."\r\n\r\nMembers of the Royal Family, including the three future kings - Charles and William and young George - will attend the ceremony on a private estate in Berkshire.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Only journalists excited about rich couple\'s wedding', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6617-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-20 09:21:26', '2017-05-20 09:21:26', '', 6617, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6617-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6622, 1, '2017-05-20 09:29:22', '2017-05-20 09:29:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif" alt="Pippa Middleton wedding" width="800" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6620" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\n\nJournalists and news broadcasters were besides themselves with excitement today because two rich people are getting married.</strong>\n\nBut in an extraordinary twist, it has emerged that the rest of the country couldn\'t give a toss.\n\n\n\nNewspapers have been drooling for weeks over every detail of Pippa Middleton\'s wedding with James Matthews, a fund manager with millions of pounds washing around his bank accounts.\n\nEven the BBC is breathlessly reporting on every aspect of the day, with excited articles about possible Spitfire flypasts, a huge glass marquee, and what type of tasty goose liver pate canapes will be on offer.\n\nHowever, we can exclusively confirm that the general public are more concerned with real news like the economy, the election, problems abroad and Brexit.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSteven Smith, a 37-year-old builder from Haverhill in Suffolk said: "Who cares that two very rich people, who have become famous for no apparent reason other than being rich and who they are related to, are getting married in a service and celebrations which will cost ten times my annual income.\n\n"It\'s only the journalists who are doffing their caps and getting excited about it. Personally, I couldn\'t give a damn."\n\nMembers of the Royal Family, including the three future kings - Charles and William and young George - will attend the ceremony on a private estate in Berkshire.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Only journalists excited about rich couple\'s wedding', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6617-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-05-20 09:29:22', '2017-05-20 09:29:22', '', 6617, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6617-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6623, 1, '2017-05-20 09:27:55', '2017-05-20 09:27:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif" alt="Pippa Middleton wedding" width="800" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nJournalists and news broadcasters were besides themselves with excitement today because two rich people are getting married.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut in an extraordinary twist, it has emerged that the rest of the country couldn\'t give a toss.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNewspapers have been drooling for weeks over every detail of Pippa Middleton\'s wedding with James Matthews, a fund manager with millions of pounds washing around his bank accounts.\r\n\r\nEven the BBC is breathlessly reporting on every aspect of the day, with excited articles about possible Spitfire flypasts, a huge glass marquee, and what type of tasty goose liver pate canapes will be on offer.\r\n\r\nHowever, we can exclusively confirm that the general public are more concerned with real news like the economy, the election, problems abroad and Brexit.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSteven Smith, a 37-year-old builder from Haverhill in Suffolk said: "Who cares that two very rich people, who have become famous for no apparent reason other than being rich and who they are related to, are getting married in a service and celebrations which will cost ten times my annual income.\r\n\r\n"It\'s only the journalists who are doffing their caps and getting excited about it. Personally, I couldn\'t give a toss."\r\n\r\nMembers of the Royal Family, including the three future kings - Charles and William and young George - will attend the ceremony on a private estate in Berkshire.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Only journalists excited about rich couple\'s wedding', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6617-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-20 09:27:55', '2017-05-20 09:27:55', '', 6617, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6617-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6624, 1, '2017-05-20 09:29:59', '2017-05-20 09:29:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif" alt="Pippa Middleton wedding" width="800" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nJournalists and news broadcasters were besides themselves with excitement today because two rich people are getting married.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut in an extraordinary twist, it has emerged that the rest of the country couldn\'t give a toss.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNewspapers have been drooling for weeks over every detail of Pippa Middleton\'s wedding with James Matthews, a fund manager with millions of pounds washing around his bank accounts.\r\n\r\nEven the BBC is breathlessly reporting on every aspect of the day, with excited articles about possible Spitfire flypasts, a huge glass marquee, and what type of tasty goose liver pate canapes will be on offer.\r\n\r\nHowever, we can exclusively confirm that the general public are more concerned with real news like the economy, the election, problems abroad and Brexit.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSteven Smith, a 37-year-old builder from Haverhill in Suffolk said: "Who cares that two very rich people, who have become famous for no apparent reason other than being rich and who they are related to, are getting married in a service and celebrations which will cost ten times my annual income.\r\n\r\n"It\'s only the journalists who are doffing their caps and getting excited about it. Personally, I couldn\'t give a damn and am going to Tesco."\r\n\r\nMembers of the Royal Family, including the three future kings - Charles and William and young George - will attend the ceremony on a private estate in Berkshire.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Only journalists excited about rich couple\'s wedding', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6617-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-20 09:29:59', '2017-05-20 09:29:59', '', 6617, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6617-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6625, 1, '2017-05-22 12:56:18', '2017-05-22 12:56:18', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors as Britain braces itself for a Caribbean heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures soar across the UK.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona tomorrow as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the Caribbean.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 15 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heatwave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Tamsin Jones, 27, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. I will burn if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as Caribbean heatwave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-22 12:56:18', '2017-05-22 12:56:18', '', 6124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6626, 1, '2017-05-22 12:58:18', '2017-05-22 12:58:18', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors this week as Britain braces itself for a heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures across the UK soar above 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the south.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 22 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heatwave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Tamsin Jones, 27, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. I will burn if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as heatwave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-22 12:58:18', '2017-05-22 12:58:18', '', 6124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6627, 1, '2017-05-22 13:02:43', '2017-05-22 13:02:43', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors this week as Britain braces itself for a heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures across the UK soar above 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the south.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 22 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heatwave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Tamsin Jones, 27, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. I will burn if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as heat wave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-22 13:02:43', '2017-05-22 13:02:43', '', 6124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6628, 1, '2017-05-24 08:47:57', '2017-05-24 08:47:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/fidget-spinners.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/fidget-spinners.jpeg" alt="Fidget Spinners affect earth rotation" width="780" height="438" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6629" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The fidget spinner craze has caused the earth\'s rotation to slow - and we have all gained one second as a result, experts say.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins found that millions of children\'s <a type=amzn >fidget spinners</a>, all whizzing in a clockwise direction, have created a gravitational force that pulls against the earth\'s anti-clockwise rotation.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnalysis at the Miami Astro-Physics Institute found the force created by fidget spinners was sufficient to have slowed the globe\'s spin, and that we have all effectively gained one second as a result.\r\n\r\n<h2>Fidget spinners</h2>\r\n\r\n"It should not have any lasting impact," Professor Jim Jakowski concluded in his research paper, which is now being picked up by media around the world.\r\n\r\nHe added: "It would need all the fidget spinners in the world to be used at the same time to further slow down the earth\'s rotation. If it came to a stop, then time would stand still. If the rotation went the other way, we would all go back in time. But I don\'t think that\'s likely to happen."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nProfessor Terence Johnson, of Suffolk University, said: "People shouldn\'t be too worried about this - the world will correct itself when this <a type=amzn >fidget spinner</a> craze is over."\r\n\r\nBut shoppers in Ipswich were furious. Annie Isaac, 25, fumed: "What am I going to do with an extra second? Blink and it\'s gone."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Earth rotation slowed by fidget spinners, one second gained', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'fidget-spinners', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:06:41', '2017-05-24 10:06:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6628', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6630, 1, '2017-05-24 08:47:57', '2017-05-24 08:47:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/fidget-spinners.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/fidget-spinners.jpeg" alt="Fidget Spinners affect earth rotation" width="780" height="438" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6629" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The fidget spinner craze has caused the earth\'s rotation to slow - and we have all gained one second as a result, experts say.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins found that millions of children\'s fidget spinners, all whizzing in a clockwise direction, have created a gravitational force that pulls against the earth\'s anti-clockwise rotation.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnalysis at the Miami Astro-Physics Institute found the force created by fidget spinners was sufficient to have slowed the globe\'s spin, and that we have all effectively gained one second as a result.\r\n\r\n<h2>Fidget spinners</h2>\r\n\r\n"It should not have any lasting impact," Professor Jim Jakowski concluded in his research paper, which is now being picked up by media around the world.\r\n\r\nHe added: "It would need all the fidget spinners in the world to be used at the same time to further slow down the earth\'s rotation. If it came to a stop, then time would stand still. If the rotation went the other way, we would all go back in time. But I don\'t think that\'s likely to happen."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nProfessor Terence Johnson, of Suffolk University, said: "People shouldn\'t be too worried about this - the world will correct itself when this fidget spinner craze is over."\r\n\r\nBut shoppers in Ipswich were furious. Annie Isaac, 25, fumed: "What am I going to do with an extra second? Blink and it\'s gone."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Earth rotation slowed by fidget spinners, one second gained', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6628-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 08:47:57', '2017-05-24 08:47:57', '', 6628, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6628-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6631, 1, '2017-05-24 10:00:19', '2017-05-24 10:00:19', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA ten-year-old boy stole a penguin from a French zoo and smuggled it back to Britain in his backpack, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nHe wrapped the penguin up in a towel, popped it in his bag and zipped it up before taking a ferry home across the Channel with his unsuspecting parents.\r\n\r\nIt was only later that night back at their house in Brantham, Suffolk that the boy\'s horrified mum and dad found the penguin splashing about happily in their bath.\r\n\r\nOnce their son had admitted the theft, they immediately called the RSPCA. Officials from the charity contacted nearby Colchester Zoo, which is now looking after the bird, an adult female Gentoo penguin.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police were called in and have been in contact with their colleagues in Calais, close to the zoo which the family had visited on the last day of their French holiday.\r\n\r\nBut it is believed officers have agreed not to take further action against the apologetic youngster, who told them he took the penguin to "give it a new home", and that he had not intended to cause any harm or upset anyone.\r\n\r\nVets examined the bird, which they nicknamed Pingu, and found it was none the worse for its unexpected adventure.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/488349789?et=lMErEDhIRIVEQLurBs-3cQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=z8mbbbhxnGbUfMdfi5rkjZuSWUakGuNAD0pyY6s2DQE=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/488349789" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A Gentoo penguin in its natural habitat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police source said: "We understand the penguins had just just been fed at the zoo near Calais, and because of that they were a little sleepy.\r\n\r\n"The boy slipped under a barrier surrounding the penguin enclosure and simply picked up the penguin and wrapped it in his beach towel before putting it in his backpack.\r\n\r\n"The family returned to their car soon after and then drove onto the first available ferry from Calais to Dover, then drove home to Suffolk. Meanwhile, the penguin was fast asleep in the bag.\r\n\r\n"The parents had no idea what their son had done. They were furious when they found the penguin in the bath, but I think they are seeing the funny side now."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/zookeeper-penguin-e1434385443342.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/zookeeper-penguin-e1434385443342.jpg" alt="penguin zoo" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-923" /></a><center><i>Colchester Zoo staff look after the penguin</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColchester Zoo officials said Pingu had settled in very well with her new Penguin pals, and it could be she will remain there rather than being transported back to France.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA member of staff said: "This is quite an extraordinary story, and while it might be funny we urge people not to enter zoo enclosures, and certainly not to steal any of the animals."\r\n\r\nThe boy, who can not be named for legal reasons, has since told his parents that he wants to be a zoo keeper when he grows up.\r\n\r\nHe is a big fan of George Michael, who the Suffolk Gazette revealed this week <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/george-michael-living-under-the-sea/" target="_blank">is living in a luxury capsule under the sea off the Suffolk coast</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Boy steals penguin from zoo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '917-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:00:19', '2017-05-24 10:00:19', '', 917, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/917-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6632, 1, '2017-05-24 10:06:41', '2017-05-24 10:06:41', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/fidget-spinners.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/fidget-spinners.jpeg" alt="Fidget Spinners affect earth rotation" width="780" height="438" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6629" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The fidget spinner craze has caused the earth\'s rotation to slow - and we have all gained one second as a result, experts say.</strong>\r\n\r\nBoffins found that millions of children\'s <a type=amzn >fidget spinners</a>, all whizzing in a clockwise direction, have created a gravitational force that pulls against the earth\'s anti-clockwise rotation.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnalysis at the Miami Astro-Physics Institute found the force created by fidget spinners was sufficient to have slowed the globe\'s spin, and that we have all effectively gained one second as a result.\r\n\r\n<h2>Fidget spinners</h2>\r\n\r\n"It should not have any lasting impact," Professor Jim Jakowski concluded in his research paper, which is now being picked up by media around the world.\r\n\r\nHe added: "It would need all the fidget spinners in the world to be used at the same time to further slow down the earth\'s rotation. If it came to a stop, then time would stand still. If the rotation went the other way, we would all go back in time. But I don\'t think that\'s likely to happen."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nProfessor Terence Johnson, of Suffolk University, said: "People shouldn\'t be too worried about this - the world will correct itself when this <a type=amzn >fidget spinner</a> craze is over."\r\n\r\nBut shoppers in Ipswich were furious. Annie Isaac, 25, fumed: "What am I going to do with an extra second? Blink and it\'s gone."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Earth rotation slowed by fidget spinners, one second gained', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6628-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:06:41', '2017-05-24 10:06:41', '', 6628, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6628-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6633, 1, '2017-05-24 10:09:23', '2017-05-24 10:09:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors this week as Britain braces itself for a heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures across the UK soar above 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the south.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 22 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy unless they put on <a type=amzn >strong sun cream</a>.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heatwave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Tamsin Jones, 27, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. I will burn if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as heat wave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:09:23', '2017-05-24 10:09:23', '', 6124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6634, 1, '2017-05-24 10:13:03', '2017-05-24 10:13:03', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/anusol-a140.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/anusol-a140.jpg" alt="Anusol A140" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6592" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The A140 in Suffolk is to be rebranded as the Anusol A140 - because the road is a pain in the arse.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe haemorrhoids cream and suppository company acted after cash-strapped Suffolk County Council offered businesses the chance to sponsor the region\'s major roads.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn a clever piece of marketing, <a type=amzn >Anusol</a> executives realised their soothing product was a perfect fit for the A140, a road which is as irritating and painful as piles.\r\n\r\nOther routes in Suffolk are also being offered to businesses as the county council seeks to raise £2 million in additional funding. Offers already on the table include:\r\n\r\n<strong>Waitrose </strong>- A1094 into Aldeburgh\r\n<strong>Lidl </strong>- B1069 into Leiston\r\n<strong>Jockey Underwear</strong> - A1304 into Newmarket\r\n<strong>John Deere</strong> tractors - the A12\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn Anusol executive said: "Haemorrhoids is not a particularly sexy subject, so our marketing opportunities are limited. However, the A140 is such a pain in the backside that it was the perfect fit for us."\r\n\r\nThe company is believed to have offered £250,000 to have their name on the road, including logos on road signs along the route.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Anusol to sponsor the A140', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6590-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:13:03', '2017-05-24 10:13:03', '', 6590, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6590-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6635, 1, '2017-05-24 10:25:08', '2017-05-24 10:25:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pippa-middleton-wedding-e1495271526447.gif" alt="Pippa Middleton wedding" width="800" height="420" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6620" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nJournalists and news broadcasters were besides themselves with excitement today because two rich people are getting married.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut in an extraordinary twist, it has emerged that the rest of the country couldn\'t give a toss.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNewspapers have been drooling for weeks over every detail of Pippa Middleton\'s <a type=amzn >wedding</a> with James Matthews, a fund manager with millions of pounds washing around his bank accounts.\r\n\r\nEven the BBC is breathlessly reporting on every aspect of the day, with excited articles about possible Spitfire flypasts, a huge glass marquee, and what type of tasty goose liver pate canapes will be on offer.\r\n\r\nHowever, we can exclusively confirm that the general public are more concerned with real news like the economy, the election, problems abroad and Brexit.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSteven Smith, a 37-year-old builder from Haverhill in Suffolk said: "Who cares that two very rich people, who have become famous for no apparent reason other than being rich and who they are related to, are getting married in a service and celebrations which will cost ten times my annual income.\r\n\r\n"It\'s only the journalists who are doffing their caps and getting excited about it. Personally, I couldn\'t give a damn and am going to Tesco."\r\n\r\nMembers of the Royal Family, including the three future kings - Charles and William and young George - will attend the ceremony on a private estate in Berkshire.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Only journalists excited about rich couple\'s wedding', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6617-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:25:08', '2017-05-24 10:25:08', '', 6617, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6617-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6636, 1, '2017-05-24 10:28:08', '2017-05-24 10:28:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winnie-the-pooh-e1495008517493.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winnie-the-pooh-e1495008517493.jpg" alt="Winnie the Pooh naked" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6608" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Children\'s favourite Winnie the Pooh has been banned by the BBC because he parades naked in front of young boys.</strong>\r\n\r\nHoney-loving Pooh famously wears a tight red t-shirt - but insists on letting it all hang out below.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBBC bosses are concerned Pooh\'s "close friendship" with young Christopher Robin is inappropriate while he bares his bear bits in public all day.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the BBC said: "There\'s no point making him wear a token red shirt if he is not pressed to wear underpants, let alone a pair of trousers or shorts.\r\n\r\n"What message is it sending to our young viewers: It\'s okay to go walking into the woods with a bloke wearing no pants?"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMrs Claire Milton, from Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk fumed: "I won\'t let my son watch <a type=amzn >Winnie the Pooh</a>. The bear is an exhibitionist with a desire to befriend a small boy.\r\n\r\n"He even tries to get up close and personal to farmyard animals, including a piglet and a donkey. It\'s disgusting."\r\n\r\nBBC bosses were particularly concerned about one scene where a gloomy Eeyore the donkey appears to being pressed into performing some sort of act on Pooh while Christopher Robin looks on.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winnie-the-pooh-eeyore.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winnie-the-pooh-eeyore.jpg" alt="Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore" width="1000" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6609" /></a><i>Suspicious: Just what is Winnie the Pooh making Eeyore do in the woods?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWinnie the Pooh creator A A Milne was unavailable for comment last night.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Naked Winnie the Pooh banned by BBC', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6607-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:28:08', '2017-05-24 10:28:08', '', 6607, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6607-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6637, 1, '2017-05-24 10:29:35', '2017-05-24 10:29:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/cakewatchers-page-logo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/cakewatchers-page-logo.jpg" alt="CakeWatchers" width="852" height="268" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6518" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>I set my goal at losing 25 pounds this year. I only have 30 pounds to go, so I know better than anyone that following the CakeWatchers plan guarantees success.</strong>\r\n\r\nThis week\'s exercise is to try opening a bottle of wine at least once a day. Feel the pull of it as you yank the corkscrew. Then reach up to the cupboard for a glass. You will feel the tension in the upper arm and may have to reach on tip toe which you will feel in your calf muscles. Then breathe deeply and relax.\r\n\r\nI also want you to increase your <a type=amzn >nutrition</a>. Remember chips are full of vitamin C so cram in as many as you can.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWith the warmer weather, it\'s a good time to tuck into the fresh strawberries. They go well with a chunk of Victoria sponge cake in a pool of double cream, perhaps with some scoops of Haagen Dazs Cookie Dough ice cream. Put it on your shopping list. I say if you can spell it, you can eat it.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/victoria-sponge-strawberries.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/victoria-sponge-strawberries.jpg" alt="Victoria sponge with strawberries" width="614" height="408" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6605" /></a><i>Let them eat cake: Solid dieting material</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA plumber called Kevin, from Ipswich, has contacted the Suffolk Gazette in despair as he weighs 32 stone and needs to fit into a trim wedding suit in July. Well, Kevin, I think you need to eat some dinners that go through the system quickly - clearing any toxins from the gut.\r\n\r\nI can recommend chicken vindaloo for this (47 LARDpoints, not counting the pilau rice, naan bread and Bombay potatoes) though you may already know that from your U-bend excursions.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nI\'m sure you\'ve all done very well this week, so give yourselves a round of applause. I know it can be difficult sticking to CakeWatchers but I am here to support you all the weigh! Tesco and Asda have some nice lemon drizzle cakes and a good selection of fresh cream eclairs if you need extra energy for that walk upstairs for the afternoon nap.\r\n\r\nRemember, you have up to 300 LARDpoints a day, so no need to skip your favourites like sweet and sour pork. And you can help any lettuce slide down by popping it in a very buttery sandwich with ham and cheese. Happy dieting!\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'I wanted to lose 25 pounds in weight, and I only have 30 to go', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6603-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:29:35', '2017-05-24 10:29:35', '', 6603, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6603-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6638, 1, '2017-05-24 10:31:30', '2017-05-24 10:31:30', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors this week as Britain braces itself for a heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures across the UK soar above 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the south.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 22 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy unless they put on <a type=amzn >strong sun cream</a>.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heatwave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Tamsin Jones, 27, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. <a type=amzn search="sun lotion">I will burn</a> if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as heat wave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:31:30', '2017-05-24 10:31:30', '', 6124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6639, 1, '2017-05-24 10:33:05', '2017-05-24 10:33:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/noddy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/noddy.jpg" alt="Noddy the taxi driver" width="648" height="365" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6599" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Television favourite Noddy has applied for bankruptcy after his popular taxi business was crippled by Uber.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe cheerful Noddy spent years ferrying chums around Toyland in his little red and yellow taxi, with his bell end flapping eagerly in the wind.\r\n\r\nBut the rise of the hi-tech Uber cab service meant even Noddy\'s closest pals stopped asking him for a lift.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a type=amzn >Noddy</a>, who bought a new taxi on finance two years ago, has now found himself unable to meet the repayments.\r\n\r\nHis financial advisor, Mr Big Ears told the Suffolk Gazette: "Uber has disrupted the taxi driving model. It\'s cheaper and the customer simply uses a phone app to summon a car at a guaranteed fare - all paid for electronically.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately no one wants to use old-fashioned taxi services. First black cab drivers in London were hit, and now rural services like Noddy\'s are no longer viable. He is finished."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnce declared bankrupt, Noddy\'s famous car will be sold at auction, with the proceeds going back to the finance company.\r\n\r\nMr Plod will then need to keep a close eye on him in case he falls into a life of crime.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Uber forces Noddy out of business', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6598-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:33:05', '2017-05-24 10:33:05', '', 6598, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6598-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6640, 1, '2017-05-24 10:34:29', '2017-05-24 10:34:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/blokes-down-the-pub.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/blokes-down-the-pub.jpg" alt="Blokes down the pub" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6572" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Desperate football clubs are turning to "blokes down the pub" for expert coaching advice, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWith relegation bringing huge financial losses, club owners have realised bar talk throws up brilliant new tactics that their own coaches seem to miss.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnyone visiting a public house on match day, such as the Suffolk Gazette\'s corporate HQ <a href="http://thegreyhoundipswich.co.uk/">The Greyhound in Ipswich</a>, will be treated to high-level tactical discussions not seen in any professional club\'s changing room.\r\n\r\n<a type=amzn >Ipswich Town FC</a> owner Marcus Evans is keen to hire at least one pub-goer to help turn the Tractor Boys\' fortunes around - which explains why under-fire manager Mick McCarthy doesn\'t want to go to the pub.\r\n\r\nAsked recently what he thought of fans\' criticism of his midfield set-up, McCarthy told a press conference: "That’s why I don’t go to the pub and listen to all that nonsense."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut we can today reveal just some of the innovative coaching terms introduced by blokes down the pub that are being adopted for pre-season training later this summer.\r\n\r\n<strong>"Get rid"</strong> - clear danger by launching the football into Row Z\r\n<strong>"Hit him"</strong> - tackle the opposing player in a manner that is likely to cause serious injury\r\n<strong>"Get it forward"</strong> - lump the football to the Big Man up front\r\n<strong>"The referee\'s a w**ker"</strong> - make sure the referee has a good and fair game\r\n<strong>"Keeper\'s!"</strong> - enable the goalkeeper to leave his line and catch the football\r\n<strong>"4-1-3-2"</strong> - four pints before the game, one at half-time, three after the match and two more at the curry house\r\n<strong>"Keep it"</strong> -  do not allow the opposition to get near the football\r\n<strong>"Get him off"</strong> - substitute a player who is not performing as well as he might\r\n<strong>"Run it off"</strong> - encourages a player whose leg is clearly broken to keep going\r\n<strong>"Buy a new striker"</strong> - a brilliant tactic which will solve everything\r\n\r\nAn insider at the League Managers\' Association said: "We accept these are innovative coaching ideas, and that the blokes down the pub are obviously untapped sources of football expertise, but we believe these things should be left to professional football managers who are actually involved in the game 24/7."\r\n\r\nMr Dan Johnson, who is a bloke down the pub, said: "I have been going to football for 21 years and know everything about the game. I should be running the team - we\'d be promoted in no time at all."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Football clubs turn to \'blokes down the pub\' for new tactics', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6571-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:34:29', '2017-05-24 10:34:29', '', 6571, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6571-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6641, 1, '2017-05-24 10:35:47', '2017-05-24 10:35:47', '[efb_likebox fanpage_url="suffolkgazette" box_width="300" box_height="260" locale="en_GB" responsive="1" show_faces="1" show_stream="0" hide_cover="0" small_header="0" hide_cta="0" ]\r\n\r\n<strong>A Norfolk parliamentary constituency with just seven voters is being investigated as a rotten borough, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nDownham Market has been the House of Commons seat of Conservative Bubba Spuckler for 27 years - and his family has provided a Member of Parliament there for 265 years.\r\n\r\nNow questions have been asked because all seven voters are members of the extended Spuckler family, and one of them is a goat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Electoral Commission said: "We had hoped rotten boroughs were a thing of the past when the English democratic system was rife with corruption, bribery and violent crime.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not sure how Downham Market escaped our notice until now - perhaps being in the wilds of rural <a type=amzn >Norfolk</a> was a perfect disguise."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/norfolk-rotten-borough.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/norfolk-rotten-borough.jpg" alt="Norfolk rotten borough poster" width="600" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6457" /></a><i>Vote \'Mr B\': Election poster backs Bubba</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added: "We\'re quite certain that with only seven voters, one of them cloven-hoofed and six others with webbed-feet, and all of them with the same surname, that the democratic process in Downham Market is corrupt.\r\n\r\n"Anyone standing against Bubba Spuckler is unlikely to get much support on the hustings, let alone the ballot box, and in all probability will be fed to the pigs."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe investigation is expected to be completed before the June 8 general election, and if found to be a rotten borough, the Downham Market seat will be merged with neighbouring Swaffham South, which is much larger with 25 voters.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk rotten borough investigated ahead of election', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6452-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:35:47', '2017-05-24 10:35:47', '', 6452, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6452-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6642, 1, '2017-05-24 10:36:50', '2017-05-24 10:36:50', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/police-shot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/police-shot.jpg" alt="Police shoot dawdlers" width="553" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6557" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPeople walking slowly because they are looking at their <a type=amzn >mobile phone</a> are to be shot under an exciting new police initiative, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have been selected to test the radical approach to eradicate one of life\'s major irritations.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice snipers will take up positions on rooftops around Ipswich town centre, and fire a single bullet to dispatch idiots who get in everyone else\'s way.\r\n\r\nShoppers who get stuck behind someone who has slowed down to a snail\'s pace while reading an important Facebook post, or responding to an urgent WhatsApp message about dinner, have welcomed the initiative.\r\n\r\nSam Harrington, 27, from Ipswich, said: "It\'s bloody annoying when someone gets in your way because they are not looking where they\'re going. You end up bumping into them or having to swerve out of the way.\r\n\r\n"I think having police snipers simply shoot them is a great idea. I\'m not worried about being caught up as collateral damage - these guys are well-trained crack shots."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/mobile-dawdle-e1494412151683.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/mobile-dawdle-e1494412151683.jpg" alt="Police snipers shoot phone dawdlers" width="300" height="383" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6559" /></a><i>In their sights: dawdler targeted by cops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSimilar to the way criminals were left hanging on the gallows in the Middle Ages, Suffolk Police say shot dawdlers will be left to rot on the pavement as a warning to others.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We are proud that the Home Office has selected Ipswich as a pilot for this new scheme. We have carefully chosen our snipers and found the best rooftop positions for surveying the town centre.\r\n\r\n"We expect work to start immediately, so we hope your readers have read this at home or at work, and not on their phone while out shopping."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Civil liberty groups are furious, claiming the initiative is "barbaric" and over the top.\r\n\r\nIvor Smith-Wesson, of the anti-gun lobby Don\'t Shoot, said: "This is ridiculous. What if an innocent person happened to get out their phone while walking down Westgate Street - who is to say a trigger-happy cop won\'t just blast them away?" \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Police snipers to shoot people dawdling while looking at their phone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6556-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:36:50', '2017-05-24 10:36:50', '', 6556, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6556-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6643, 1, '2017-05-24 10:39:18', '2017-05-24 10:39:18', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/cakewatchers-page-logo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/cakewatchers-page-logo.jpg" alt="CakeWatchers" width="852" height="268" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6518" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nWelcome to CakeWatchers, the new Suffolk Gazette Slimming club. And congratulations to all you dumpy dieters! By just reading this page, you are taking a giant step (longer than a giant buttery baguette full of salami) to a curvy new you.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt CakeWatchers, we understand the realities of <a type=amzn >dieting</a> and will motivate you like no other club.\r\n\r\n* WE will never make you feel guilty about what you stuff inside you.\r\n* WE have our exclusive copyright LARDpoints, like Weightwatchers Smartpoints or Slimming World Syns BUT FAR MORE GENEROUS. You have between 60 to 500 LARDpoints a day for a realistic day\'s food.\r\n* WE won\'t keep taking money off your credit card for years when you only stuck to the Diet for three days!\r\n* WE have healthy extras to keep you on track.\r\n* WE have an expert team on hand, with me as your Slimming Consultant, our medical adviser Dr Heidi Chipps, recipe co-ordinator Barbie Kew and fitness trainer Ivana Kipp.\r\n* WE welcome MEN who want to shape up their builder\'s bum cracks.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFirst, we want you to empty your kitchen of all the things you don\'t like. Bin the bran flakes to make way for some Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. Now empty the fridge of tofu, quark and Kale, and chuck that cottage cheese, which looks like a baby  just sicked up its milk. There! This is a new beginning and you feel better already. Give yourself a round of applause and celebrate with a bottle of Prosecco.\r\n\r\nYou can save your LARDpoints for a special day, so that you have about 1,000 for a birthday, wedding, anniversary or when EastEnders is on. This is far more flexible than other diets. We want you to keep a food diary, which can be the back of a fag packet in an emergency, so that you can track your success and favourite meals.\r\n\r\nTo get you started, while you learn the system, we have devised a typical day\'s menu.\r\n\r\n<strong>DAY ONE:</strong> Take a cup of tea or coffee  back to bed with nine Oreo Cookies. (30 LARDpoints).\r\n\r\n<strong>Breakfast:</strong> Melt a pack of lard in a pan and fry five slices of bread. Top with a half a dozen sausages, five rashers of bacon, half a pound of mushrooms, three eggs and a tin of beans. If you are still hungry, have a chip butty.\r\n\r\n<strong>Lunch:</strong>  If you are out, or at work,  buy a Big Mac or a bucket of KFC and nip to the nearest pub to wash it down with some stamina-giving Adnams. If you are at home, pop a couple of Ginsters in the oven with some chips.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kfc.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kfc.jpg" alt="Kentucky Fried Chicken" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6519" /></a><i>Tuck in: Tasty bucket of KFC</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Afternoon tea:</strong> crack open some Mr Kipling cakes (they now do a gluten-free range!) a couple of eclairs and a round of cheese and pickle sandwiches cut into dainty triangles with the crusts off.\r\n\r\n<strong>Dinner:</strong>  If you have stuck to the diet so far today, you can treat yourself to a takeaway beef vindaloo, sweet and sour pork or cod and chips. Have your grape portion in the form of a bottle of red or white wine. Dessert: small tub of ice cream and a chocolate brownie.\r\n\r\n<strong>Bedtime:</strong> cup of hot chocolate or Horlicks, and some buttered toast.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<strong>Today\'s healthy extras:</strong> an apple pie and fruity Solero lolly. (Total day\'s LARDpoints: 470)\r\n\r\n<strong>Today\'s exercise:</strong> Instead of using the TV remote today, walk across the room and use the ON button. Stride back to the sofa. If this makes you a little sweaty or out of breath, put your feet up. Do the same later with the OFF button.\r\n\r\nAt the end of the day, you will be feeling so proud of yourself and our feelgood CakeWatchers team will be here to support you at every step. By the way, if you are hungry during the night, grab a mug of milk and a doughnut. If you are struggling with the diet, tell us your problem and we will try to answer next week. Good luck!\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Count your LARDPoints with our new CakeWatchers diet club', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6517-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:39:18', '2017-05-24 10:39:18', '', 6517, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6517-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6645, 1, '2017-05-24 10:41:00', '2017-05-24 10:41:00', '<strong>A Suffolk man taking part in World Naked Gardening Day has undergone emergency surgery after suffering an unfortunate accident.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Derek Blythe, 63, from Woodbridge, was pruning his wife\'s bush with a sharp pair of shears when he slipped and cut off much more than he bargained for.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired butcher, renowned locally for his sausage recipe, lay in agony on his back lawn until emergency services arrived to rush him to Ipswich Hospital.\r\n\r\n"Let\'s just say age is not the only reason he won\'t be having any more children," a hospital spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/world-naked-gardening-day.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/world-naked-gardening-day.jpg" alt="Accident during World Naked Gardening Day" width="725" height="578" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6513" /></a><i>Shear horror: Derek photographed moments before the accident</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNeighbour Cheryl Stephens said: "Derek and Jane take part in this World Naked <a type=amzn >Gardening</a> Day every year. They remind us the day before so we don\'t accidentally see anything over the garden fence.\r\n\r\n"I heard this terrible scream and looked outside. Jane was in pieces - but perhaps Derek more so. I called the ambulance."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMedics expect Derek to be in hospital for two weeks after performing a delicate operation to reattach an important part of his body.\r\n\r\n"Fortunately he was a butcher and knows how to keep meat in good condition. So his wife was able to wrap it in ice and bring it with him to the hospital.\r\n\r\n"We expect Derek to make a full recovery, although he won\'t be getting up to much in the garden for a while."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man suffers terrible accident during World Naked Gardening Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6512-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:41:00', '2017-05-24 10:41:00', '', 6512, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6512-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6646, 1, '2017-05-24 10:41:52', '2017-05-24 10:41:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/veronica-pauline-bingo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/veronica-pauline-bingo.jpg" alt="Missing pensioners at bingo hall" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6491" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police believe they are close to finding two elderly ladies who went missing from their nursing home - after the pair were photographed in a Felixstowe bingo hall.</strong>\r\n\r\nVeronica Wood and Pauline Weller disappeared from the town\'s Sunset rest home (<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-missing-veronica-pauline/">as revealed here in the Suffolk Gazette</a>) and have not been seen for days.\r\n\r\nBut now police have been handed a photograph <em>(above)</em> of the pair enjoying a game of <a type=amzn >bingo</a> on the seafront.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"At least we know they are safe and well. But we urge them to get in touch and go back to the home where staff are waiting to welcome them home," a police spokesman said.\r\n\r\nThe photograph - taken by Suffolk Gazette reader Bruce Foxton - is the only new image the police have of the ladies, who are aged 93 and 87. Officers have previously been circulating the photograph below in their bid to track the couple down.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg" alt="" width="364" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3787" /></a><i>In a jam: Veronica and Pauline are still unaccounted for</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Missing elderly ladies spotted in bingo hall', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6489-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:41:52', '2017-05-24 10:41:52', '', 6489, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6489-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6647, 1, '2017-05-24 10:43:14', '2017-05-24 10:43:14', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/suffolk-three-peaks.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/suffolk-three-peaks.jpg" alt="Suffolk Three Peaks Challenge" width="960" height="638" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6436" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n[efb_likebox fanpage_url="suffolkgazette" box_width="300" box_height="260" locale="en_GB" responsive="1" show_faces="1" show_stream="0" hide_cover="0" small_header="0" hide_cta="0" ]\r\n\r\n<strong>Fitness fanatic Claire Johnson has smashed the record time taken to complete the gruelling Suffolk Three Peaks Challenge.</strong>\r\n\r\nRecognised as one of the toughest endurance events of its kind in the UK, the Suffolk Three Peaks sees athletes trying to climb the county\'s three biggest hills inside just 24 hours.\r\n\r\nIt is right up there with the national <a type=amzn >Three Peaks Challenge</a> of climbing Ben Nevis, Snowdon and Scafell Pike in a day, and easily tops the Yorkshire Three Peaks for difficulty and technical challenge.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMarketing executive Claire, 23, travelled from Epsom in Surrey to give the notorious Suffolk Three Peaks Challenge a go - and wiped eight minutes off the record with her time of one hour and six  minutes.\r\n\r\nThe keen runner and cyclist began at the customary first hurdle - Bent Hill in Felixstowe. The dangerously steep road, which connects the seafront to the town centre, took her a lung-busting one-minute walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bent-hill-felixstowe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bent-hill-felixstowe.jpg" alt="Bent HIll, Felixstowe" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6438" /></a><i>Peak district: the top of Bent Hill in Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAt the top, where the air is thin, she was met by her support vehicle and driven the 12 miles to Ipswich to tackle the second peak, Bishop\'s Hill, which rises from the Waterfront area to East Ipswich. Despite doing Bent Hill just 20 minutes earlier, she romped up Bishop\'s Hill in just three minutes without so much as a brief sit down.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFinally, Claire was whizzed off to Semer, near Hadleigh, where she completed the dangerous Watson\'s Hill, which is ridiculous long at around 0.5 miles and climbs for a mind-boggling 92 feet.\r\n\r\nYet she finished it in only four and a half minutes, therefore completing the whole Suffolk Three Peaks Challenge, including road travel between the hills, in one hour and eight minutes.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/semer-hill-e1493213909530.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/semer-hill-e1493213909530.jpg" alt="Semer Hill" width="900" height="403" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6439" /></a><i>Height of stupidity: Only experienced climbers tackle Semer Hill</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSuffolk is notorious for its rolling hills, peppered with mountainous terrain like the three hills featured in the peaks challenge.\r\n\r\nThe event attracts tens of thousands of participants each year, of all ages and fitness abilities, and keeps the Suffolk Mountain Rescue Service busy during weekends and holidays.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Woman smashes Suffolk Three Peaks Challenge record', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6435-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:43:14', '2017-05-24 10:43:14', '', 6435, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6435-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6648, 1, '2017-05-24 10:44:13', '2017-05-24 10:44:13', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ear-wax-candle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ear-wax-candle.jpg" alt="Candle made from ear wax" width="826" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6431" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n[efb_likebox fanpage_url="suffolkgazette" box_width="300" box_height="260" locale="en_GB" responsive="1" show_faces="1" show_stream="0" hide_cover="0" small_header="0" hide_cta="0" ]\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man has collected his own ear wax for five years and turned it into a CANDLE.</strong>\r\n\r\nJerry Wix, 32, from Mildenhall, presented the candle to his girlfriend as a special gift to remind her of him.\r\n\r\n"She was surprised, but seemed to like it," he said. "Although she did say she preferred the <a type=amzn >scented candles</a> from John Lewis.\r\n\r\n"My candle does not smell that great, to be honest."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBook salesman Mr Wix says he has always endured producing a lot of ear wax, so decided to turn the condition into a positive.\r\n\r\n"Rather than throwing it away, I began digging it out of each ear and collecting it in a jar. I was surprised at how much I was getting.\r\n\r\n"Then last month I thought I had got enough. I looked up on the internet to see how to shape a candle and put a wick through the middle.\r\n\r\n"It lights first time and burns quite slowly with a dark yellow flame.\r\n\r\n"I am really pleased, and what\'s more I saved myself about £2.50."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHealth experts say using the candle will be fine, but that Mr Wix should consider seeking treatment to reduce the amount of ear wax he produces.\r\n\r\nHis girlfriend, Rosie, 30, added: "The candle is absolutely disgusting. I appreciated the effort he put into it, and that it was a loving gesture, but I like to light candles to create a relaxing and scented atmosphere.\r\n\r\n"This one just makes me want to vomit."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk man makes candle from his ear wax', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6430-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:44:13', '2017-05-24 10:44:13', '', 6430, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6430-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6649, 1, '2017-05-24 10:46:46', '2017-05-24 10:46:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/pack-of-wolves.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/pack-of-wolves.jpg" alt="Wolf pack released into the Suffolk countryside" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6365" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A pack of wolves is being released into the Suffolk countryside as part of a project to return native species to the United Kingdom.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe wild animals will be introduced to Knettishall Heath, near Thetford, where it is hoped they will settle and breed successfully.\r\n\r\nExperts say dog walkers in the area should keep their pets on a lead, while small children will be encouraged to remain in the car.\r\n\r\nThe six <a type=amzn >wolves</a> will be released on April 25, after which local farmers worried about their livestock will be urged to check their animals regularly and report any that go missing.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe last wolf in the UK was shot centuries ago, but there have been growing demands for them to return after successful "rewilding" of beavers and wildcats.\r\n\r\nA main benefit of bringing back the fearsome animals will be to help bring the booming number of wild deer under control, which in turn will benefit numerous plants and trees. \r\n\r\nHeathland in Suffolk was selected as the ideal wolf habitat, given that the area around Knettishall Heath is relatively quiet with only a few nearby homes and just one primary school.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/wolf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/wolf.jpg" alt="Wolf in Suffolk" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6366" /></a><i>On the prowl: one of the wolves being released in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Graham Jenkins, project director at the Wolf Conservation Society, said: "It\'s fair to say the wolf has had something of a bad press in the UK, even after they were hunted to oblivion.\r\n\r\n"But they can play a vital role in the ecosystem of the countryside, keeping rabbits and the exploding deer population under control."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/wolfs-e1492081311993.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/wolfs-e1492081311993.jpg" alt="Wolf sign in Suffolk" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6374" /></a><i>Howling success: Sign tells the news</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Jenkins added: "The wolves have been reared at a private zoo near Bristol, and will be monitored initially using satellite tracking as they settle into the Suffolk countryside. We urge the public not to be inquisitive and go looking for them.\r\n\r\n"If you did encounter one of the Suffolk wolves, do not look scared, turn away or run, as this might, in rare circumstances, encourage an attack. Instead, calmly back away while not staring at the animal directly.\r\n\r\n"Perhaps carry a flare gun in the countryside as an added safety measure."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Public warned after pack of wolves released into Suffolk countryside', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6364-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:46:46', '2017-05-24 10:46:46', '', 6364, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6364-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6650, 1, '2017-05-24 10:49:38', '2017-05-24 10:49:38', '<strong>A Suffolk village churchwarden has been told she can no longer wear her crucifix necklace in case it upsets people from other faiths.</strong>\r\n\r\nMary Barry, who has been an active parishioner at St Warren Parish Church in Little Brimmer for 47 years, was said to be "terribly upset" by the ruling.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVicar The Rev Evan Elpuss has insisted that the exciting new world of diverse cultures means his followers and church volunteers need to be careful about offending others.\r\n\r\nBut Mrs Barry, 79, points out that no person of alternative faith has ever been into parts of deepest rural Suffolk like Little Brimmer, which is near Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/christian-woman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/christian-woman.jpg" alt="A village churchwarden has been told not to wear a crucifix in case it offends others" width="885" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6350" /></a><i>Very cross: Churchwarden Mary Barry wearing her banned crucifix</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nShe has promised to appeal to the local bishop, claiming the <a type=amzn >crucifix</a> is simply a sign of her devotion to her religion, and not anything to be considered inflammatory to others.\r\n\r\n"I am a Christian, but I am also extremely tolerant of people with other beliefs. So why should I be banned from wearing a crucifix that my late husband bought me for our 25th wedding anniversary? It makes me sad and angry."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOne villager, who asked not to be named, said: "We all feel the vicar has gone a little too far. Mrs Barry is a very sweet lady who will do anything for anyone. It seems a little ironic that a churchwarden cannot wear the cross."\r\n\r\nMrs Barry has reluctantly removed her necklace until the bishop has heard her appeal, but she hopes to have won her case in time for the busy Easter period.\r\n\r\nShe is a popular figure in St Warren\'s, where she regularly lays out the hymn books for church services, and even mows the grass in the graveyard once a week as part of her duties.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Village churchwarden banned from wearing crucifix', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6349-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:49:38', '2017-05-24 10:49:38', '', 6349, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6349-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6651, 1, '2017-05-24 10:51:00', '2017-05-24 10:51:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/new-formula-one-season-vauxhall-nova.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/new-formula-one-season-vauxhall-nova.jpg" alt="New Formula One season car" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6310" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Lewis Hamilton is being forced to race in a 1993 Vauxhall Nova to make the new <a type=amzn >Formula One</a> season more interesting, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe three-time World Champion will sit behind the wheel of the red banger for the opening race in Australia this weekend.\r\n\r\nF1 bosses say the move will make the racing more interesting, as nothing really happens when 20 or so grown men driving round and round in circles for a couple of hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTwo Mercedes-powered cars - one normally driven by Hamilton - generally sit at the front of the rather dull procession, but his new car, which has been snapped up from a second-hand garage in Stowmarket, Suffolk will certainly make things more entertaining.\r\n\r\nExperts say the 32-year-old Brit will struggle for speed during qualifying, but should still see off the Saubers and Renaults to start on the grid in mid position.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lewis-hamilton.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lewis-hamilton-250x300.jpg" alt="Lewis Hamilton" width="250" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6307" /></a><i>Lewis Hamilton</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA F1 insider said: "Lewis has been at the front with Mercedes for too long and, to be frank, it\'s all a bit boring. Putting him in a 24-year-old Vauxhall Nova spices things up a bit."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lewis-hamilton-mercedes.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lewis-hamilton-mercedes.jpg" alt="Lewis Hamilton&#039;s Mercedes F1 car" width="1600" height="1067" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6302" /></a><i>Too good: Lewis Hamilton\'s former Mercedes Formula One car</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe £300 Vauxhall Nova is not allowed to be modified for the new Formula One season, and will hit a top speed of around 72 miles per hour. Hamilton\'s engineers do not expect any reliability issues, however, and will be hoping for retirements around him so he can sneak into a points position.\r\n\r\n"These old Vauxhall Novas seem to be quite resilient," a Mercedes team mechanic said. "It will be interesting seeing the other cars zoom past him on the straights at 200 miles an hour."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Mercedes team has ensured the ashtrays have been cleaned and have been allowed to remove the radio in order to make the Nova a little lighter.\r\n\r\nEngineers at the Brackley-based team said getting spare parts for the Nova will be "dirt cheap", and it will not need as much fuel as the more  traditional F1 car that will be driven by Hamilton\'s new team-mate, Valterri Bottas.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Lewis Hamilton starts new Formula One season in a Vauxhall Nova', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6300-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:51:00', '2017-05-24 10:51:00', '', 6300, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6300-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6652, 1, '2017-05-24 10:55:03', '2017-05-24 10:55:03', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/mods-scooters-e1490017047318.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/mods-scooters-e1490017047318.jpg" alt="Mods and scooters" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6279" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A middle-aged mod has admitted he has attached so many headlights and mirrors to his scooter that it now can\'t move.</strong>\r\n\r\nBarry \'The Face\' Smith, of Lowestoft in Suffolk, says he got a bit carried away with accessorising his Lambretta, which struggled to reach any sort of speed in the first place.\r\n\r\n"Now it is so weighed down that the bloody thing does not move at all," he explained.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFactory worker Mr Smith, 58, who wears a green <a type=amzn >parka</a> coat with a target on the back together with numerous patches of The Jam and The Who, said he now just used the scooter to sit on.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t go anywhere on it unless I remove all the lights and mirrors, as well as the long aerial on the back with a rabbit tail tied on top. But then I\'d just be left with a scooter, and that would be shit."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Smith\'s wife, Jane is annoyed with the 60s machine. "The mirrors make it so wide he can no longer take it around the side of the house. So it sits out in the front garden and all the kids make fun of it on their way to school."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/mod-acooter.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/mod-acooter.jpg" alt="Scooters for mods" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6280" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mod\'s scooter laden with so many accessories it can\'t move', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6278-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:55:03', '2017-05-24 10:55:03', '', 6278, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6278-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6653, 1, '2017-05-24 10:56:10', '2017-05-24 10:56:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/nicola-sturgeon-muirfield.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/nicola-sturgeon-muirfield.jpg" alt="Nicola Sturgeon Muirfield vote" width="669" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6255" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nNicola Sturgeon has become the first ladies member of stuffy Muirfield golf club after it finally voted to allow women to join.</strong>\r\n\r\nMore than 80% if the club\'s crusty male members agreed to permit women to join them, a decision which will mean the Open Championship can return to the Scottish course.\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\nMrs Sturgeon said she absolutely loved it when organisations kept re-running referendums until they got the right result, and was keen to show her support now that Muirfield <a type=amzn >golf club</a> had done just that.\r\n\r\nMembers refused to allow female members in a controversial vote last year, but held another secret ballot in recent weeks, announcing yesterday it had overturned the original decision.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Scotland\'s First Minister, who this week announced she would go for a second Scottish independence referendum, said: "Nicola has no idea about golf but loves it when a poll is re-run if you do not get the desired result the first time.\r\n\r\n"She was furious when the golf club\'s first decision did not go her way, but believes wholeheartedly in the concept of simply re-running the vote until there is a \'yes\'."\r\n\r\nScotland\'s First Minister hit the fairways last night to celebrate her new membership, and enjoyed a score of 89. From four holes. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Muirfield golf club welcomes Nicola Sturgeon as first lady member', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6254-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:56:10', '2017-05-24 10:56:10', '', 6254, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6254-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6654, 1, '2017-05-24 10:57:02', '2017-05-24 10:57:02', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Colombian-cycling-team-e1489049185117.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Colombian-cycling-team-e1489049185117.jpg" alt="Colombian women&#039;s cycling team" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6219" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nAuthorities worldwide helped promote International Women\'s Day yesterday by illustrating how their ladies sports teams are treated equally to the men.</strong>\r\n\r\nColombia led the way by showing off its women\'s national <a type=amzn >cycling</a> team, insisting its support was based on sporting merit alone - and had absolutely nothing to do with sexual titillation.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Colombia Cycling said: "To celebrate International Women\'s Day we thought we would give the girls a nice new outfit to wear.\r\n\r\n"We think it looks lovely and shows off their sporting physique. We got them to pose for some pictures, patted them on the bum, then sent them home to do their housework."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the cycling kits have been such a success that the style will cross over into mainstream fashion.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Fashion Editor Iona Diamond said: "I can see these being worn by the lovely ladies in Ipswich town centre."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Cycling team celebrates International Women\'s Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6218-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:57:02', '2017-05-24 10:57:02', '', 6218, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6655, 1, '2017-05-24 10:59:06', '2017-05-24 10:59:06', '<strong>A vegan has decided she is going to give up being smug for Lent, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGemma Smithson, 29, of Woodbridge, has confirmed she will not thrust her annoyingly virtuous beliefs down everyone else\'s throats for 40 whole days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s not that I am religious at all, but I wanted to respect Lent by giving up something for 40 days. I am really rather wonderful because I do not consume animals products of any kind, nor do I have tasty sugary treats, smoke or drink alcohol.\r\n\r\n"But that does all mean I am extremely smug, and I like to drop the fact that I am <a type=amzn >vegan</a> into conversation about three times every hour.\r\n\r\n"So it seemed the hardest thing for me to give up this Lent is being so pleased with myself."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vegan-smug.jpg" alt="Vegan gives up being smug for Lent" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6165" /></a><i>Pious pledge: vegan Gemma Smithson says she will stop being smug for Lent</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nLent begins tomorrow (wednesday) and lasts for six weeks.\r\n\r\nGemma added: "I will also try to stop challenging people when they are about to tuck into their favourite bacon sandwich. I mean, I think it is my place to ask them if they are aware how animals are massacred for their eating pleasure. I\'ll even offer to send them links to some informative videos on the subject.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"But for 40 days you won\'t hear a peep out of me. Even if you have beef juices dripping down your chin, I won\'t say a word."\r\n\r\nHowever, friends of Gemma, who is a yoga, wellness and mindfullness life coach, feared she would break her Lent vow. One said: "She won\'t last five bloody minutes before forcing some veganism crap upon us."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Vegan to give up being smug for Lent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6164-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 10:59:06', '2017-05-24 10:59:06', '', 6164, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6164-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6656, 1, '2017-05-24 11:00:22', '2017-05-24 11:00:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fish-pie.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fish-pie.jpg" alt="Fish pie plagiarism row splits village" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6137" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An unholy row over the ownership of a fish pie recipe has divided church-goers in a picture-postcard Suffolk village.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhen Doreen Blanche, 82, submitted her delicious <a type=amzn >seafood recipe</a> to the St Warren Parish Church newsletter in Little Brimmer, little did she know it would lead to a legal battle that has cost her thousands of pounds - and many friends.\r\n\r\nFor within hours of the church pamphlet being pushed through letter boxes of the village\'s quaint thatched cottages and farm houses, all hell broke loose.\r\n\r\nMaggie Trenter, 77, who serves on the local parish council and is a key member of the St Warren church choir, went purple with rage, claiming the tasty fish pie dish was <i>her</i> invention, not Mrs Blanche\'s.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMrs Trenter demanded an acknowledgement that the recipe was her own, and that she had given it to Mrs Blanche many years ago because she was hosting a local women\'s institute supper.\r\n\r\nBut when Mrs Blanche refused to credit Mrs Trenter for the recipe, which has a very specific blend of cod, haddock, prawns, peas and herbs, the lawyers were called in.\r\n\r\nEven the intervention of long-serving St Warren\'s vicar, the Rev Evan Elpuss failed to dissuade Mrs Trenter from pressing on with a claim for plagiarism.\r\n\r\nThe Rev Elpuss even made mention of the row in a Sunday service, using his popular sermon to beg for forgiveness for those who have sinned in the kitchen.\r\n\r\nNow, after months of solicitors\' letters and mounting legal costs, Mrs Blanche has been forced to admit the lovely fish pie dish was, in fact, Mrs Trenter\'s creation.\r\n\r\nShe has been made to settle her own and Mrs Trenter\'s legal costs of £4,250, plus write an apology in the latest issue of the Little Brimmer parish newsletter.\r\n\r\nThere is still much ill-feeling in the village, however, and Mrs Blanche has resigned from the women\'s institute and put her house up for sale.\r\n\r\n"I have never felt so vilified over a fish pie. I want to make a new start," she told our reporter, before closing the door.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Trenter refused to comment, but a statement from her lawyer said: "Mrs Trenter excels at cooking and had created a wonderful fish pie recipe in 1979, using a secret blend of white fish fillets, herbs and of course potato.\r\n\r\n"She is quite rightly defensive of her work, and when she let Mrs Blanche have the recipe to help out at a luncheon, she never expected her to pass it off as her own creation in the parish newsletter many years later."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Elpuss was unavailable for comment, but church rector Neil Cushion said: "It\'s fair to say tempers were a little stretched. We are reviewing the content strategy of our newsletter, and may decide to withdraw the recipe section from future issues."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fish pie plagiarism row leaves bitter taste in village', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6136-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 11:00:22', '2017-05-24 11:00:22', '', 6136, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6136-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6657, 1, '2017-05-24 11:02:42', '2017-05-24 11:02:42', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice and park rangers caught one of the famous Norfolk Broads prehistoric monsters today as they continued preparations for the new holiday season.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe huge Sixfingesaurus was spotted munching duckweed on a quiet stretch of water near Wroxham, and is believed to be one of around 50 specimens still at large.\r\n\r\nRangers preparing the Broads for the Spring called in assistance from Norfolk Police in order to lasso the creature around its neck.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey then hauled it on to the riverbank before securing it and placing it in a carriage on a special train bound for London Zoo.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/broads-monster.jpg" alt="Norfolk Broads monster" width="624" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6118" /></a><i>Prehistoric monster: the Sixfingesaurus pulled from Norfolk Broads</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Sixfingesaurus can weigh five tonnes and grow up to 30 foot long, and even though they will not harm humans, they are a danger on the <a type=amzn >Norfolk Broads</a> because holiday boats have been known to collide with them.\r\n\r\nIt is a close relative of a similar prehistoric monster found in Wales, the screeching Daidaidelia.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norfolk Police said: "We were called to Wroxham to help catch a Sixfingesaurus, the first to be removed from the Broads for two years. The creature appeared to be in good health and is now in its own special habitat at London Zoo."\r\n\r\nAnyone who sees one of the creatures in the wild is urged to call the rangers as soon as possible, but not before taking a picture and sending it to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prehistoric monster caught on Norfolk Broads', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6117-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 11:02:42', '2017-05-24 11:02:42', '', 6117, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6117-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6658, 1, '2017-05-24 11:03:33', '2017-05-24 11:03:33', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/audi-courtesy.jpg" alt="Audi courtesy car" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6070" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Road users were thrown into confusion yesterday when an Audi let another car out into slow-moving traffic.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut the extraordinary gesture was soon explained after it emerged the vehicle was, in fact, an Audi courtesy car on loan to a polite driver.\r\n\r\nAll motorists know that <a type=amzn >Audi</a> owners are programmed to be aggressive and to assume they own the road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, it takes most of them at least a week to acclimatise to being pushy after they get behind one of the German-engineered cars for the first time.\r\n\r\nThis week shop manager Charlotte Brewer, 28, from Bury St Edmunds, was loaned an Audi courtesy car when her own VW Golf was in the workshop for repairs.\r\n\r\nAnd when she was heading slowly through rush-hour traffic into town yesterday, she thought nothing of waving through a Vauxhall that was waiting patiently to exit a side road.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Vauxhall driver, factory worker Bill Smart, 47, said: "I couldn\'t believe an Audi let me in. I assumed it was some sort of mistake, but then when we pulled up side-by-side at traffic lights, the lady driver smiled sweetly, rolled down her window and told me it was a courtesy car."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Audi said: "We have a hard-earned reputation to keep, and will be looking to ensure none of our vehicles are ever used as courtesy cars again.\r\n\r\n"An Audi courtesy car is an oxymoron."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Road users confused by polite Audi courtesy car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6069-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-24 11:03:33', '2017-05-24 11:03:33', '', 6069, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6069-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6662, 1, '2017-05-25 16:54:17', '2017-05-25 16:54:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dyson-dryer-accident.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dyson-dryer-accident.jpg" alt="Dyson hand dryer lavatory" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6663" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An elderly man has complained about the "newfangled urinal" in a public loo - which sprayed him with urine.</strong>\r\n\r\nDerek Beavis, 78, was horrified when he used the public convenience off Hamilton Road in Felixstowe, because it covered him with his own pee.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired teacher, <em>pictured above with the offending item</em>, said: "I saw this newfangled urinal attached to the wall. It was an odd shape but I put that down to everything having to look cool these days. And to be honest I was a bit desperate, so I didn\'t look too closely.\r\n\r\n"When I began to relieve myself it made a noise like a jet engine and then all this air came out with such force that it sprayed me all over with my own pee.\r\n\r\n"It covered my coat, my trousers and even went all over my face. Trouble is, once I start I can\'t stop, so I had to stand there until I had finished.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Luckily it was raining outside, so nobody noticed that I was soaking wet as I made my way back home. I got some odd looks on the bus, though, and nobody seemed to want to sit next to me."\r\n\r\nMr Beavis said he complained to Suffolk Coastal District Council, but was told the urinal was not faulty, but was in fact a high-speed Airblade hand Dyson dryer.\r\n\r\nThe Felixstowe public loo was made famous two years ago when local OAP <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Gladys Phillips got locked in for four days</a>. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elderly man\'s fury as new loo \'urinal\' covers him in pee', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'dyson-hand-dryer', '', '', '2017-05-26 10:00:12', '2017-05-26 10:00:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6662', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6664, 1, '2017-05-25 16:54:17', '2017-05-25 16:54:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dyson-dryer-accident.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dyson-dryer-accident.jpg" alt="Dyson hand dryer lavatory" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6663" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An elderly man has complained about the "newfangled urinal" in a public loo - which sprayed him with urine.</strong>\r\n\r\nDerek Beavis, 78, was horrified when he used the public convenience off Hamilton Road in Felixstowe, because it covered him with his own pee.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired teacher, <em>pictured above with the offending item</em>, said: "I saw this newfangled urinal attached to the wall. It was an odd shape but I put that down to everything having to look cool these days. And to be honest I was a bit desperate, so I didn\'t look too closely.\r\n\r\n"When I began to relieve myself it made a noise like a jet engine and then all this air came out with such force that it sprayed me all over with my own pee.\r\n\r\n"It covered my coat, my trousers and even went all over my face. Trouble is, once I start I can\'t stop, so I had to stand there until I had finished.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Luckily it was raining outside, so nobody noticed that I was soaking wet as I made my way back home. I got some odd looks on the bus, though, and nobody seemed to want to sit next to me."\r\n\r\nMr Beavis said he complained to Suffolk Coastal District Council, but was told the urinal was not faulty, but was in fact a high-speed Airblade hand Dyson dryer.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elderly man\'s fury as new loo \'urinal\' covers him in pee', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6662-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-25 16:54:17', '2017-05-25 16:54:17', '', 6662, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6662-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6665, 1, '2017-05-25 17:03:47', '2017-05-25 17:03:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dyson-dryer-accident.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dyson-dryer-accident.jpg" alt="Dyson hand dryer lavatory" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6663" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>An elderly man has complained about the "newfangled urinal" in a public loo - which sprayed him with urine.</strong>\n\nDerek Beavis, 78, was horrified when he used the public convenience off Hamilton Road in Felixstowe, because it covered him with his own pee.\n\n\n\nThe retired teacher, <em>pictured above with the offending item</em>, said: "I saw this newfangled urinal attached to the wall. It was an odd shape but I put that down to everything having to look cool these days. And to be honest I was a bit desperate, so I didn\'t look too closely.\n\n"When I began to relieve myself it made a noise like a jet engine and then all this air came out with such force that it sprayed me all over with my own pee.\n\n"It covered my coat, my trousers and even went all over my face. Trouble is, once I start I can\'t stop, so I had to stand there until I had finished.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"Luckily it was raining outside, so nobody noticed that I was soaking wet as I made my way back home. I got some odd looks on the bus, though, and nobody seemed to want to sit next to me."\n\nMr Beavis said he complained to Suffolk Coastal District Council, but was told the urinal was not faulty, but was in fact a high-speed Airblade hand Dyson dryer.\n\nThe pub\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elderly man\'s fury as new loo \'urinal\' covers him in pee', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6662-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-05-25 17:03:47', '2017-05-25 17:03:47', '', 6662, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6662-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6666, 1, '2017-05-25 17:04:34', '2017-05-25 17:04:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dyson-dryer-accident.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dyson-dryer-accident.jpg" alt="Dyson hand dryer lavatory" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6663" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An elderly man has complained about the "newfangled urinal" in a public loo - which sprayed him with urine.</strong>\r\n\r\nDerek Beavis, 78, was horrified when he used the public convenience off Hamilton Road in Felixstowe, because it covered him with his own pee.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired teacher, <em>pictured above with the offending item</em>, said: "I saw this newfangled urinal attached to the wall. It was an odd shape but I put that down to everything having to look cool these days. And to be honest I was a bit desperate, so I didn\'t look too closely.\r\n\r\n"When I began to relieve myself it made a noise like a jet engine and then all this air came out with such force that it sprayed me all over with my own pee.\r\n\r\n"It covered my coat, my trousers and even went all over my face. Trouble is, once I start I can\'t stop, so I had to stand there until I had finished.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Luckily it was raining outside, so nobody noticed that I was soaking wet as I made my way back home. I got some odd looks on the bus, though, and nobody seemed to want to sit next to me."\r\n\r\nMr Beavis said he complained to Suffolk Coastal District Council, but was told the urinal was not faulty, but was in fact a high-speed Airblade hand Dyson dryer.\r\n\r\nThe Felixstowe public loo was made famous two years ago when local OAP <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Gladys Phillips got locked in for four days</a>. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elderly man\'s fury as new loo \'urinal\' covers him in pee', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6662-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-25 17:04:34', '2017-05-25 17:04:34', '', 6662, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6662-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6668, 1, '2017-05-26 09:40:29', '2017-05-26 09:40:29', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNew Norwich City manager Daniel Farke accepted the role after working for 15 years as a professional Roger Federer lookalike, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nFarke, 40, was somehow persuaded to join the Norfolk football club after being told of its glowing history as a past "participant" in the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut after arriving at Carrow Road and seeing the empty trophy cabinet, Farke is already regretting leaving his previous job opening tennis centres and supermarkets in his native Germany.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I was happy being a Roger Federer lookalike. I was good at it, and it brought in enough money for me and my family.\r\n\r\n"Then Norwich got in touch because they thought I was the bloke who manages the Borussia Dortmund reserve team. It\'s all a bit of a mix-up and now it\'s too late to turn back."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg" alt="Daniel Farke and Roger Federer" width="729" height="504" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6669" /></a><i>Daniel Farke, left, was a Roger Federer lookalike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarke has now traded in his <a type=amzn >tennis shorts</a>, headbands and crisp <a type=amzn >Nike shirts</a> for the hideous yellow and green sporting attire of the Canaries.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSources say he has been in touch with David Wagner, the previously unknown German manager of Huddersfield Town, who took his side to the play-off final, for advice - and was told: "You should have gone to Ipswich."  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'New Norwich boss was professional Roger Federer lookalike', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'roger-federer-lookalike', '', '', '2017-05-26 10:00:50', '2017-05-26 10:00:50', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6668', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6670, 1, '2017-05-26 09:40:29', '2017-05-26 09:40:29', '<strong>New Norwich City manager Daniel Farke accepted the role after working for 15 years as a professional Roger Federer lookalike, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nFarke, 40, was somehow persuaded to join the Norfolk football club after being told of its glowing history as a past "participant" in the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut after arriving at Carrow Road and seeing the empty trophy cabinet, Farke is already regretting leaving his previous job opening tennis centres and supermarkets in his native Germany.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I was happy being a Roger Federer lookalike. I was good at it, and it brought in enough money for me and my family.\r\n\r\n"Then Norwich got in touch because they thought I was the bloke who manages the Borussia Dortmund reserve team. It\'s all a bit of a mix-up and now it\'s too late to turn back."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg" alt="Daniel Farke and Roger Federer" width="729" height="504" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6669" /></a><i>Daniel Farke, left, was a Roger Federer lookalike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarke has now traded in his tennis shorts, headbands and crisp Nike shirts for the hideous yellow and green sporting attire of the Canaries.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSources say he has been in touch with David Wagner, the previously unknown German manager of Huddersfield Town, who took his side to the play-off final, for advice - and was told: "You should have gone to Ipswich."  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'New Norwich boss was professional Roger Federer lookalike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6668-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-26 09:40:29', '2017-05-26 09:40:29', '', 6668, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6668-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6671, 1, '2017-05-26 09:41:46', '2017-05-26 09:41:46', '<strong>New Norwich City manager Daniel Farke accepted the role after working for 15 years as a professional Roger Federer lookalike, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nFarke, 40, was somehow persuaded to join the Norfolk football club after being told of its glowing history as a past "participant" in the UEFA Cup.\n\n\n\nBut after arriving at Carrow Road and seeing the empty trophy cabinet, Farke is already regretting leaving his previous job opening tennis centres and supermarkets in his native Germany.\n\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I was happy being a Roger Federer lookalike. I was good at it, and it brought in enough money for me and my family.\n\n"Then Norwich got in touch because they thought I was the bloke who manages the Borussia Dortmund reserve team. It\'s all a bit of a mix-up and now it\'s too late to turn back."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg" alt="Daniel Farke and Roger Federer" width="729" height="504" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6669" /></a><i>Daniel Farke, left, was a Roger Federer lookalike</center></i><br><br>\n\nFarke has now traded in his tennis shorts, headbands and crisp <a type=amzn >Nike sh</a> for the hideous yellow and green sporting attire of the Canaries.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSources say he has been in touch with David Wagner, the previously unknown German manager of Huddersfield Town, who took his side to the play-off final, for advice - and was told: "You should have gone to Ipswich."  \n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'New Norwich boss was professional Roger Federer lookalike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6668-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-05-26 09:41:46', '2017-05-26 09:41:46', '', 6668, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6668-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6672, 1, '2017-05-26 09:42:07', '2017-05-26 09:42:07', '<strong>New Norwich City manager Daniel Farke accepted the role after working for 15 years as a professional Roger Federer lookalike, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nFarke, 40, was somehow persuaded to join the Norfolk football club after being told of its glowing history as a past "participant" in the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut after arriving at Carrow Road and seeing the empty trophy cabinet, Farke is already regretting leaving his previous job opening tennis centres and supermarkets in his native Germany.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I was happy being a Roger Federer lookalike. I was good at it, and it brought in enough money for me and my family.\r\n\r\n"Then Norwich got in touch because they thought I was the bloke who manages the Borussia Dortmund reserve team. It\'s all a bit of a mix-up and now it\'s too late to turn back."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg" alt="Daniel Farke and Roger Federer" width="729" height="504" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6669" /></a><i>Daniel Farke, left, was a Roger Federer lookalike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarke has now traded in his <a type=amzn >tennis shorts</a>, headbands and crisp <a type=amzn >Nike shirts</a> for the hideous yellow and green sporting attire of the Canaries.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSources say he has been in touch with David Wagner, the previously unknown German manager of Huddersfield Town, who took his side to the play-off final, for advice - and was told: "You should have gone to Ipswich."  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'New Norwich boss was professional Roger Federer lookalike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6668-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-26 09:42:07', '2017-05-26 09:42:07', '', 6668, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6668-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6673, 1, '2017-05-26 09:42:42', '2017-05-26 09:42:42', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNew Norwich City manager Daniel Farke accepted the role after working for 15 years as a professional Roger Federer lookalike, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nFarke, 40, was somehow persuaded to join the Norfolk football club after being told of its glowing history as a past "participant" in the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut after arriving at Carrow Road and seeing the empty trophy cabinet, Farke is already regretting leaving his previous job opening tennis centres and supermarkets in his native Germany.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I was happy being a Roger Federer lookalike. I was good at it, and it brought in enough money for me and my family.\r\n\r\n"Then Norwich got in touch because they thought I was the bloke who manages the Borussia Dortmund reserve team. It\'s all a bit of a mix-up and now it\'s too late to turn back."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg" alt="Daniel Farke and Roger Federer" width="729" height="504" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6669" /></a><i>Daniel Farke, left, was a Roger Federer lookalike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarke has now traded in his <a type=amzn >tennis shorts</a>, headbands and crisp <a type=amzn >Nike shirts</a> for the hideous yellow and green sporting attire of the Canaries.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSources say he has been in touch with David Wagner, the previously unknown German manager of Huddersfield Town, who took his side to the play-off final, for advice - and was told: "You should have gone to Ipswich."  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'New Norwich boss was professional Roger Federer lookalike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6668-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-26 09:42:42', '2017-05-26 09:42:42', '', 6668, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6668-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6674, 1, '2017-05-26 09:59:36', '2017-05-26 09:59:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gingers.jpg" alt="Gingers warned to stay indoors" width="960" height="619" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gingers have been warned to stay indoors this week as Britain braces itself for a heatwave, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nPale-skinned red-heads could fry within minutes as temperatures across the UK soar above 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe south-east is expected to be hotter than Barcelona as unseasonably warm air is swept up from the south.\r\n\r\nBut while most of us will relish the thermometer topping an incredible 22 degrees centigrade, gingers everywhere will be gloomy unless they put on <a type=amzn >strong sun cream</a>.\r\n\r\nClaus Thomas, of the Institute for Sunshine Dermatology said: "While it\'s good news for most, the Caribbean heatwave is jolly bad luck for ginger people.\r\n\r\n"They will have to stay indoors, or at least cover up with a coat and a hat should they venture outside.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The risk will be particularly significant in Scotland, where most people are ginger. The streets will be deserted."\r\n\r\nGinger-haired Tamsin Jones, 27, of Ipswich, Suffolk, said: "I\'m fed up with everyone saying how great the weather will be. <a type=amzn search="sun lotion">I will burn</a> if I step outside for more than 30 seconds."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gingers warned to stay indoors as heat wave hits UK', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6124-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-26 09:59:36', '2017-05-26 09:59:36', '', 6124, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6124-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6675, 1, '2017-05-26 10:00:12', '2017-05-26 10:00:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dyson-dryer-accident.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dyson-dryer-accident.jpg" alt="Dyson hand dryer lavatory" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6663" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>An elderly man has complained about the "newfangled urinal" in a public loo - which sprayed him with urine.</strong>\r\n\r\nDerek Beavis, 78, was horrified when he used the public convenience off Hamilton Road in Felixstowe, because it covered him with his own pee.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe retired teacher, <em>pictured above with the offending item</em>, said: "I saw this newfangled urinal attached to the wall. It was an odd shape but I put that down to everything having to look cool these days. And to be honest I was a bit desperate, so I didn\'t look too closely.\r\n\r\n"When I began to relieve myself it made a noise like a jet engine and then all this air came out with such force that it sprayed me all over with my own pee.\r\n\r\n"It covered my coat, my trousers and even went all over my face. Trouble is, once I start I can\'t stop, so I had to stand there until I had finished.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Luckily it was raining outside, so nobody noticed that I was soaking wet as I made my way back home. I got some odd looks on the bus, though, and nobody seemed to want to sit next to me."\r\n\r\nMr Beavis said he complained to Suffolk Coastal District Council, but was told the urinal was not faulty, but was in fact a high-speed Airblade hand Dyson dryer.\r\n\r\nThe Felixstowe public loo was made famous two years ago when local OAP <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/">Gladys Phillips got locked in for four days</a>. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elderly man\'s fury as new loo \'urinal\' covers him in pee', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6662-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-26 10:00:12', '2017-05-26 10:00:12', '', 6662, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6662-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6676, 1, '2017-05-26 10:00:50', '2017-05-26 10:00:50', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNew Norwich City manager Daniel Farke accepted the role after working for 15 years as a professional Roger Federer lookalike, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nFarke, 40, was somehow persuaded to join the Norfolk football club after being told of its glowing history as a past "participant" in the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut after arriving at Carrow Road and seeing the empty trophy cabinet, Farke is already regretting leaving his previous job opening tennis centres and supermarkets in his native Germany.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I was happy being a Roger Federer lookalike. I was good at it, and it brought in enough money for me and my family.\r\n\r\n"Then Norwich got in touch because they thought I was the bloke who manages the Borussia Dortmund reserve team. It\'s all a bit of a mix-up and now it\'s too late to turn back."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/daniel-farke-norwich.jpg" alt="Daniel Farke and Roger Federer" width="729" height="504" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6669" /></a><i>Daniel Farke, left, was a Roger Federer lookalike</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarke has now traded in his <a type=amzn >tennis shorts</a>, headbands and crisp <a type=amzn >Nike shirts</a> for the hideous yellow and green sporting attire of the Canaries.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSources say he has been in touch with David Wagner, the previously unknown German manager of Huddersfield Town, who took his side to the play-off final, for advice - and was told: "You should have gone to Ipswich."  \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'New Norwich boss was professional Roger Federer lookalike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6668-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-26 10:00:50', '2017-05-26 10:00:50', '', 6668, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6668-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6677, 1, '2017-05-27 11:57:19', '2017-05-27 11:57:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/busy-shop-e1495886042106.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/busy-shop-e1495886042106.jpeg" alt="" width="700" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6678" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Supermarkets were packed out today amid fears families may not have enough food to last through the Bank Holiday weekend.</strong>\r\n\r\nHousewives went into a panic over whether they had sufficient grub to last until Tuesday - so they spent hundreds of pounds in Tesco and Aldi today just in case.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMum-of-three Karen Wyles, from Eye, Suffolk said: "No one really wants to nip to the shops on Bank Holiday monday, so we\'re taking no chances and buying everything in sight today."\r\n\r\nThat means 15 bags packed full of every foodstuff imaginable, most of which would remain uneaten and be thrown away.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail analyst Jordan Spencer said: "People are behaving like the shops will be closed for weeks. They are buying stuff they don\'t even like to eat.\r\n\r\n"And many are snapping up huge quantities of meat for barbecues that will never happen because it always pisses down with rain on a Bank Holiday."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Supermarkets packed as shoppers fear Bank Holiday food shortage', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'bank-holiday-food', '', '', '2017-05-27 11:58:59', '2017-05-27 11:58:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6677', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6679, 1, '2017-05-27 11:57:19', '2017-05-27 11:57:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/busy-shop-e1495886042106.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/busy-shop-e1495886042106.jpeg" alt="" width="700" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6678" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Supermarkets were packed out today amid fears families may not have enough food to last through the Bank Holiday weekend.</strong>\r\n\r\nHousewives went into a panic over whether they had sufficient grub to last until Tuesday - so they spent hundreds of pounds in Tesco and Aldi today just in case.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMum-of-three Karen Wyles, from Eye, Suffolk said: "No one really wants to nip to the shops on Bank Holiday monday, so we\'re taking no chances and buying everything in sight today."\r\n\r\nThat means 15 bags packed full of every foodstuff imaginable, most of which would remain uneaten and be thrown away.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail analyst Jordan Spencer said: "People are behaving like the shops will be closed for weeks. They are buying stuff they don\'t even like to eat.\r\n\r\n"And many are snapping up huge quantities of meat for barbecues that will never happen because it always pisses down with rain on a Bank Holiday."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Supermarkets packed as shoppers fear Bank Holiday food shortage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6677-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-27 11:57:19', '2017-05-27 11:57:19', '', 6677, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6677-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6680, 1, '2017-05-27 11:58:34', '2017-05-27 11:58:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/busy-shop-e1495886042106.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/busy-shop-e1495886042106.jpeg" alt="" width="700" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6678" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>Supermarkets were packed out today amid fears families may not have enough food to last through the Bank Holiday weekend.</strong>\n\nHousewives went into a panic over whether they had sufficient grub to last until Tuesday - so they spent hundreds of pounds in Tesco and Aldi today just in case.\n\n\n\nMum-of-three Karen Wyles, from Eye, Suffolk said: "No one really wants to nip to the shops on Bank Holiday monday, so we\'re taking no chances and buying everything in sight today."\n\nThat means 15 bags packed full of every foodstuff imaginable, most of which would remain uneaten and be thrown away.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nRetail analyst Jordan Spencer said: "People are behaving like the shops will be closed for weeks. They are buying stuff they don\'t even like to eat.\n\n"And many are snapping up huge quantities of meat for barbecues that will never happen because it always pisses down with rain on a Bank Holiday."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate to the Suffolk Ga!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Supermarkets packed as shoppers fear Bank Holiday food shortage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6677-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-05-27 11:58:34', '2017-05-27 11:58:34', '', 6677, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6677-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6681, 1, '2017-05-27 11:58:59', '2017-05-27 11:58:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/busy-shop-e1495886042106.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/busy-shop-e1495886042106.jpeg" alt="" width="700" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6678" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Supermarkets were packed out today amid fears families may not have enough food to last through the Bank Holiday weekend.</strong>\r\n\r\nHousewives went into a panic over whether they had sufficient grub to last until Tuesday - so they spent hundreds of pounds in Tesco and Aldi today just in case.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMum-of-three Karen Wyles, from Eye, Suffolk said: "No one really wants to nip to the shops on Bank Holiday monday, so we\'re taking no chances and buying everything in sight today."\r\n\r\nThat means 15 bags packed full of every foodstuff imaginable, most of which would remain uneaten and be thrown away.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail analyst Jordan Spencer said: "People are behaving like the shops will be closed for weeks. They are buying stuff they don\'t even like to eat.\r\n\r\n"And many are snapping up huge quantities of meat for barbecues that will never happen because it always pisses down with rain on a Bank Holiday."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Supermarkets packed as shoppers fear Bank Holiday food shortage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6677-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-27 11:58:59', '2017-05-27 11:58:59', '', 6677, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6677-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6682, 1, '2017-05-28 09:14:10', '2017-05-28 09:14:10', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette is proud to announce that we have signed up controversial columnist Katie Hopkins to write occasional features for us after she was sacked from every job she ever had because of her outrageous views.</strong>\r\n\r\nKatie said: "The Suffolk Gazette is the biggest sack of shite I have ever read but nobody else will employ me so their peanuts per column is the best I can hope for. I hope the Editor falls of his bike in his pathetic lycra shorts and all the staff die of leprosy so I can edit the paper myself and make some much-needed improvements."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHere is Katie\'s first Gazette column, penned after she lost her job at LBC radio this week. She would love you to share the column and let her know you views via the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Page</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>HELLO, YOKELS!</h2>\r\n\r\nHow on earth do you manage to live in boring Suffolk? Fields and fields of pukey yellow jaundice rape fields for miles and miles and the hint of manure and smelly country folk in the air!\r\n\r\nGive me Knightsbridge and Harrods  any day where I can get some investment advice from those lovely rich Hooray Henry\'s. At least they don\'t smell of chicken shit and turnips.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/katie-hopkins-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/katie-hopkins-suffolk.jpg" alt="Katie Hopkins" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6683" /></a><i>Katie Hopkins: Hint of manure and smelly country folk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI wonder if you poor, uneducated oiks will be able to find the way to the polling booths for the June General Election? At least you don\'t have to be able to write your name on the ballot paper. You can just do a X like all the generations before you used to write for your dole money or the rent book for those hovels you live in with your stinking <a type=amzn >cats and dogs</a> and ragged-trousered snot-covered deformed children with their fleas and rickets.\r\n\r\nI will vote for the party that empties the bins more often. We need those refuse lorries like they have in that foreign Spain or Greece that collect the crap and swish the streets with water.\r\nIf they could grab up all those homeless twats and take them off to the nearest tip, then so much the better in my humble view.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhat are all these empty shops in Suffolk about? I heard that Stowmarket couldn\'t even support a pound shop with its quid pregnancy-testing kits and Rizla papers. We need to gather up all these poor people and shove them into the sea off Lowestoft, leaving just the old-money families with their Tudor mansions.\r\n\r\nDo let me know how you\'re going to vote. Do you really need all those foreigners picking your strawberries? Why not just have your fruit and veg flown in from California? These are the kind of decisions our politicians need to come up with. What suggestions do you have for them? Subsidized farm smocks for sitting on your walls chewing a bit of straw? Or free swedes and sugar beets for schoolchildren?\r\n\r\nJust reply <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">on this column</a>. Please don\'t write to me as I don\'t want to touch your germy writing paper.\r\n\r\nYours, Katie\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Katie Hopkins joins Suffolk Gazette, attacks \'smelly country folk\'', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'katie-hopkins-suffolk', '', '', '2017-05-28 09:31:56', '2017-05-28 09:31:56', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6682', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6684, 1, '2017-05-28 09:14:10', '2017-05-28 09:14:10', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette is proud to announce that we have signed up controversial columnist Katie Hopkins to write occasional features for us after she was sacked from every job she ever had because of her outrageous views.</strong>\r\n\r\nKatie said: "The Suffolk Gazette is the biggest sack of shite I have ever read but nobody else will employ me so their peanuts per column is the best I can hope for. I hope the Editor falls of his bike in his pathetic lycra shorts and all the staff die of leprosy so I can edit the paper myself and make some much-needed improvements."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHere is Katie\'s first Gazette column, penned after she lost her job at LBC radio this week. She would love you to share the column and let her know you views via the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Page</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>HELLO, YOKELS!</h2>\r\n\r\nHow on earth do you manage to live in boring Suffolk? Fields and fields of pukey yellow jaundice rape fields for miles and miles and the hint of manure and smelly country folk in the air!\r\n\r\nGive me Knightsbridge and Harrods  any day where I can get some investment advice from those lovely rich Hooray Henry\'s. At least they don\'t smell of chicken shit and turnips.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/katie-hopkins-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/katie-hopkins-suffolk.jpg" alt="Katie Hopkins" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6683" /></a><i>Katie Hopkins: Hint of manure and smelly country folk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI wonder if you poor, uneducated oiks will be able to find the way to the polling booths for the June General Election? At least you don\'t have to be able to write your name on the ballot paper. You can just do a X like all the generations before you used to write for your dole money or the rent book for those hovels you live in with your stinking cats and dogs and ragged-trousered snot-covered deformed children with their fleas and rickets.\r\n\r\nI will vote for the party that empties the bins more often. We need those refuse lorries like they have in that foreign Spain or Greece that collect the crap and swish the streets with water.\r\nIf they could grab up all those homeless twats and take them off to the nearest tip, then so much the better in my humble view.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhat are all these empty shops in Suffolk about? I heard that Stowmarket couldn\'t even support a pound shop with its quid pregnancy-testing kits and Rizla papers. We need to gather up all these poor people and shove them into the sea off Lowestoft, leaving just the old-money families with their Tudor mansions.\r\n\r\nDo let me know how you\'re going to vote. Do you really need all those foreigners picking your strawberries? Why not just have your fruit and veg flown in from California? These are the kind of decisions our politicians need to come up with. What suggestions do you have for them? Subsidized farm smocks for sitting on your walls chewing a bit of straw? Or free swedes and sugar beets for schoolchildren?\r\n\r\nJust reply <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">on this column</a>. Please don\'t write to me as I don\'t want to touch your germy writing paper.\r\n\r\nYours, Katie\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Katie Hopkins joins Suffolk Gazette, attacks \'smelly country folk\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6682-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-28 09:14:10', '2017-05-28 09:14:10', '', 6682, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6682-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6685, 1, '2017-05-28 09:31:50', '2017-05-28 09:31:50', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette is proud to announce that we have signed up controversial columnist Katie Hopkins to write occasional features for us after she was sacked from every job she ever had because of her outrageous views.</strong>\n\nKatie said: "The Suffolk Gazette is the biggest sack of shite I have ever read but nobody else will employ me so their peanuts per column is the best I can hope for. I hope the Editor falls of his bike in his pathetic lycra shorts and all the staff die of leprosy so I can edit the paper myself and make some much-needed improvements."\n\n\n\nHere is Katie\'s first Gazette column, penned after she lost her job at LBC radio this week. She would love you to share the column and let her know you views via the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Page</a>.\n\n<h2>HELLO, YOKELS!</h2>\n\nHow on earth do you manage to live in boring Suffolk? Fields and fields of pukey yellow jaundice rape fields for miles and miles and the hint of manure and smelly country folk in the air!\n\nGive me Knightsbridge and Harrods  any day where I can get some investment advice from those lovely rich Hooray Henry\'s. At least they don\'t smell of chicken shit and turnips.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/katie-hopkins-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/katie-hopkins-suffolk.jpg" alt="Katie Hopkins" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6683" /></a><i>Katie Hopkins: Hint of manure and smelly country folk</center></i><br><br>\n\nI wonder if you poor, uneducated oiks will be able to find the way to the polling booths for the June General Election? At least you don\'t have to be able to write your name on the ballot paper. You can just do a X like all the generations before you used to write for your dole money or the rent book for those hovels you live in with your stinking <a type=amzn >Harry Potter</a> and ragged-trousered snot-covered deformed children with their fleas and rickets.\n\nI will vote for the party that empties the bins more often. We need those refuse lorries like they have in that foreign Spain or Greece that collect the crap and swish the streets with water.\nIf they could grab up all those homeless twats and take them off to the nearest tip, then so much the better in my humble view.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nWhat are all these empty shops in Suffolk about? I heard that Stowmarket couldn\'t even support a pound shop with its quid pregnancy-testing kits and Rizla papers. We need to gather up all these poor people and shove them into the sea off Lowestoft, leaving just the old-money families with their Tudor mansions.\n\nDo let me know how you\'re going to vote. Do you really need all those foreigners picking your strawberries? Why not just have your fruit and veg flown in from California? These are the kind of decisions our politicians need to come up with. What suggestions do you have for them? Subsidized farm smocks for sitting on your walls chewing a bit of straw? Or free swedes and sugar beets for schoolchildren?\n\nJust reply <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">on this column</a>. Please don\'t write to me as I don\'t want to touch your germy writing paper.\n\nYours, Katie\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Katie Hopkins joins Suffolk Gazette, attacks \'smelly country folk\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6682-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-05-28 09:31:50', '2017-05-28 09:31:50', '', 6682, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6682-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6686, 1, '2017-05-28 09:31:56', '2017-05-28 09:31:56', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette is proud to announce that we have signed up controversial columnist Katie Hopkins to write occasional features for us after she was sacked from every job she ever had because of her outrageous views.</strong>\r\n\r\nKatie said: "The Suffolk Gazette is the biggest sack of shite I have ever read but nobody else will employ me so their peanuts per column is the best I can hope for. I hope the Editor falls of his bike in his pathetic lycra shorts and all the staff die of leprosy so I can edit the paper myself and make some much-needed improvements."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHere is Katie\'s first Gazette column, penned after she lost her job at LBC radio this week. She would love you to share the column and let her know you views via the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Page</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>HELLO, YOKELS!</h2>\r\n\r\nHow on earth do you manage to live in boring Suffolk? Fields and fields of pukey yellow jaundice rape fields for miles and miles and the hint of manure and smelly country folk in the air!\r\n\r\nGive me Knightsbridge and Harrods  any day where I can get some investment advice from those lovely rich Hooray Henry\'s. At least they don\'t smell of chicken shit and turnips.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/katie-hopkins-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/katie-hopkins-suffolk.jpg" alt="Katie Hopkins" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6683" /></a><i>Katie Hopkins: Hint of manure and smelly country folk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI wonder if you poor, uneducated oiks will be able to find the way to the polling booths for the June General Election? At least you don\'t have to be able to write your name on the ballot paper. You can just do a X like all the generations before you used to write for your dole money or the rent book for those hovels you live in with your stinking <a type=amzn >cats and dogs</a> and ragged-trousered snot-covered deformed children with their fleas and rickets.\r\n\r\nI will vote for the party that empties the bins more often. We need those refuse lorries like they have in that foreign Spain or Greece that collect the crap and swish the streets with water.\r\nIf they could grab up all those homeless twats and take them off to the nearest tip, then so much the better in my humble view.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWhat are all these empty shops in Suffolk about? I heard that Stowmarket couldn\'t even support a pound shop with its quid pregnancy-testing kits and Rizla papers. We need to gather up all these poor people and shove them into the sea off Lowestoft, leaving just the old-money families with their Tudor mansions.\r\n\r\nDo let me know how you\'re going to vote. Do you really need all those foreigners picking your strawberries? Why not just have your fruit and veg flown in from California? These are the kind of decisions our politicians need to come up with. What suggestions do you have for them? Subsidized farm smocks for sitting on your walls chewing a bit of straw? Or free swedes and sugar beets for schoolchildren?\r\n\r\nJust reply <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">on this column</a>. Please don\'t write to me as I don\'t want to touch your germy writing paper.\r\n\r\nYours, Katie\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Katie Hopkins joins Suffolk Gazette, attacks \'smelly country folk\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6682-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-28 09:31:56', '2017-05-28 09:31:56', '', 6682, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6682-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6687, 1, '2017-05-29 17:42:35', '2017-05-29 17:42:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/heathrow-airport.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/heathrow-airport.jpg" alt="Heathrow airport" width="960" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6688" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Holidaymakers are being offered the chance of an exclusive free Bank Holiday break with British Airways.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe airline is taking bookings for a three-day holiday at Heathrow Airport <em>(above)</em>... and it won\'t cost you a penny!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA BA spokesman said: "We came up with the idea after this weekend\'s unfortunate problems for travellers who found themselves stranded. There was an atmosphere of camaraderie with families having animated chats with  other families, and honeymooners and backpack students swapping tales of their bravado.\r\n\r\n"Hundreds were sleeping on the floor using their <a type=amzn >flight bags</a> as pillows, and we decided to offer people the chance to do the same for the August Bank Holiday.\r\n\r\n"They can just turn up with or without suitcases and find a seat or bench to kip on for the three days.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"There is no language problem and there are a wealth of cafes and bars and restaurants within walking distance and plenty of floor space for those who want to stretch out for a good night\'s sleep.\r\n\r\n"This is a unique opportunity for those who want a different sort of break. The only snag will be crying children and perhaps long queues for the toilet.\r\n\r\n"We are expecting a huge response from people who don\'t want to actually go anywhere."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'British Airways offers free Bank Holiday breaks', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'bank-holiday-breaks', '', '', '2017-05-29 17:51:23', '2017-05-29 17:51:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6687', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6689, 1, '2017-05-29 17:42:35', '2017-05-29 17:42:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/heathrow-airport.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/heathrow-airport.jpg" alt="Heathrow airport" width="960" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6688" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHolidaymakers are being offered the chance of an exclusive free Bank Holiday break with British Airways.\r\n\r\nThe airline is taking bookings for a three-day break at Heathrow Airport <em>(above)</em>... and it won\'t cost you a penny!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA BA spokesman said: "We came up with the idea after this weekend\'s unfortunate problems for travellers who found themselves stranded. There was an atmosphere of camaraderie with families having animated chats with  other families, and honeymooners and backpack students swapping tales of their bravado.\r\n\r\n"Hundreds were sleeping on the floor using their flight bags as pillows, and we decided to offer people the chance to do the same for the August Bank Holiday.\r\n\r\n"They can just turn up with or without suitcases and find a seat or bench to kip on for the three days.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"There is no language problem and there are a wealth of cafes and bars and restaurants within walking distance and plenty of floor space for those who want to stretch out for a good night\'s sleep.\r\n\r\n"This is a unique opportunity for those who want a different sort of break. The only snag will be crying children and perhaps long queues for the toilet.\r\n\r\n"We are expecting a huge response from people who don\'t want to actually go anywhere."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'British Airways offers free Bank Holiday breaks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6687-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-29 17:42:35', '2017-05-29 17:42:35', '', 6687, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6687-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6690, 1, '2017-05-29 17:43:54', '2017-05-29 17:43:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/heathrow-airport.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/heathrow-airport.jpg" alt="Heathrow airport" width="960" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6688" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>Holidaymakers are being offered the chance of an exclusive free Bank Holiday break with British Airways.</strong>\n\nThe airline is taking bookings for a three-day holiday at Heathrow Airport <em>(above)</em>... and it won\'t cost you a penny!\n\n\n\nA BA spokesman said: "We came up with the idea after this weekend\'s unfortunate problems for travellers who found themselves stranded. There was an atmosphere of camaraderie with families having animated chats with  other families, and honeymooners and backpack students swapping tales of their bravado.\n\n"Hundreds were sleeping on the floor using their flight bags as pillows, and we decided to offer people the chance to do the same for the August Bank Holiday.\n\n"They can just turn up with or without suitcases and find a seat or bench to kip on for the three days.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"There is no language problem and there are a wealth of cafes and bars and restaurants within walking distance and plenty of floor space for those who want to stretch out for a good night\'s sleep.\n\n"This is a unique opportunity for those who want a different sort of break. The only snag will be crying children and perhaps long queues for the toilet.\n\n"We are expecting a huge response from people who don\'t want to actually go anywhere."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'British Airways offers free Bank Holiday breaks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6687-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-05-29 17:43:54', '2017-05-29 17:43:54', '', 6687, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6687-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6691, 1, '2017-05-29 17:43:57', '2017-05-29 17:43:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/heathrow-airport.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/heathrow-airport.jpg" alt="Heathrow airport" width="960" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6688" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Holidaymakers are being offered the chance of an exclusive free Bank Holiday break with British Airways.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe airline is taking bookings for a three-day holiday at Heathrow Airport <em>(above)</em>... and it won\'t cost you a penny!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA BA spokesman said: "We came up with the idea after this weekend\'s unfortunate problems for travellers who found themselves stranded. There was an atmosphere of camaraderie with families having animated chats with  other families, and honeymooners and backpack students swapping tales of their bravado.\r\n\r\n"Hundreds were sleeping on the floor using their flight bags as pillows, and we decided to offer people the chance to do the same for the August Bank Holiday.\r\n\r\n"They can just turn up with or without suitcases and find a seat or bench to kip on for the three days.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"There is no language problem and there are a wealth of cafes and bars and restaurants within walking distance and plenty of floor space for those who want to stretch out for a good night\'s sleep.\r\n\r\n"This is a unique opportunity for those who want a different sort of break. The only snag will be crying children and perhaps long queues for the toilet.\r\n\r\n"We are expecting a huge response from people who don\'t want to actually go anywhere."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'British Airways offers free Bank Holiday breaks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6687-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-29 17:43:57', '2017-05-29 17:43:57', '', 6687, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6687-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6692, 1, '2017-05-29 17:51:23', '2017-05-29 17:51:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/heathrow-airport.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/heathrow-airport.jpg" alt="Heathrow airport" width="960" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6688" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Holidaymakers are being offered the chance of an exclusive free Bank Holiday break with British Airways.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe airline is taking bookings for a three-day holiday at Heathrow Airport <em>(above)</em>... and it won\'t cost you a penny!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA BA spokesman said: "We came up with the idea after this weekend\'s unfortunate problems for travellers who found themselves stranded. There was an atmosphere of camaraderie with families having animated chats with  other families, and honeymooners and backpack students swapping tales of their bravado.\r\n\r\n"Hundreds were sleeping on the floor using their <a type=amzn >flight bags</a> as pillows, and we decided to offer people the chance to do the same for the August Bank Holiday.\r\n\r\n"They can just turn up with or without suitcases and find a seat or bench to kip on for the three days.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"There is no language problem and there are a wealth of cafes and bars and restaurants within walking distance and plenty of floor space for those who want to stretch out for a good night\'s sleep.\r\n\r\n"This is a unique opportunity for those who want a different sort of break. The only snag will be crying children and perhaps long queues for the toilet.\r\n\r\n"We are expecting a huge response from people who don\'t want to actually go anywhere."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'British Airways offers free Bank Holiday breaks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6687-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-29 17:51:23', '2017-05-29 17:51:23', '', 6687, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6687-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6693, 1, '2017-05-31 08:07:13', '2017-05-31 08:07:13', '<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Despite the constant negative press covfefe</p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288">May 31, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Suffolk Gazette moved today to reassure readers it does not use negative covfefe.</strong>\r\n\r\nUS President Donald Trump caused an internet sensation overnight when he Tweeted his annoyance at the "constant negative press covfefe".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for Britain\'s leading local newspaper, the Suffolk Gazette said: "We would like to make clear we avoid the use of covfefe, especially negatively.\r\n\r\n"Covfefe is an outdated journalistic practice that has no place in the modern media, and Mr Trump was entirely correct to call it out."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe President made his astute observation just after midnight Washington time this morning, then appears to have gone to bed without further elaboration. His Tweet remains on his Twitter account at the time of going to press.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette spokesman insisted no more needed to be said. "Covfefe is now out in the open as a bad thing. We are happy to distance ourselves from it."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Statement: Suffolk Gazette avoids use of covfefe', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'statement-suffolk-gazette-avoids-use-covfefe', '', '', '2017-05-31 08:14:32', '2017-05-31 08:14:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6693', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6695, 1, '2017-05-31 08:07:13', '2017-05-31 08:07:13', '<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Despite the constant negative press covfefe</p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288">May 31, 2017</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Suffolk Gazette moved today to reassure readers it does not use negative covfefe.</strong>\r\n\r\nUS President Donald Trump caused an internet sensation overnight when he Tweeted his annoyance at the "constant negative press covfefe".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for Britain\'s leading local newspaper, the Suffolk Gazette said: "We would like to make clear we avoid the use of covfefe, especially negatively.\r\n\r\n"Covfefe is an outdated journalistic practice that has no place in the modern media, and Mr Trump was entirely correct to attack it."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe President made his astute observation just after midnight Washington time this morning, then appears to have gone to bed without further explanation. His TWeet remains on his Twitter account at the time of going to press.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette spokesman insisted no more needed to be said. "Covfefe is now out in the open as a bad thing. We are happy to distance ourselves from it."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Statement: Suffolk Gazette avoids use of covfefe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6693-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-05-31 08:07:13', '2017-05-31 08:07:13', '', 6693, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6693-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6696, 1, '2017-05-31 08:13:48', '2017-05-31 08:13:48', '<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Despite the constant negative press covfefe</p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288">May 31, 2017</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>The Suffolk Gazette moved today to reassure readers it does not use negative covfefe.</strong>\n\nUS President Donald Trump caused an internet sensation overnight when he Tweeted his annoyance at the "constant negative press covfefe".\n\n\n\nBut a spokesman for Britain\'s leading local newspaper, the Suffolk Gazette said: "We would like to make clear we avoid the use of covfefe, especially negatively.\n\n"Covfefe is an outdated journalistic practice that has no place in the modern media, and Mr Trump was entirely correct to call it out"\n\n\n\nThe President made his astute observation just after midnight Washington time this morning, then appears to have gone to bed without further explanation. His TWeet remains on his Twitter account at the time of going to press.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette spokesman insisted no more needed to be said. "Covfefe is now out in the open as a bad thing. We are happy to distance ourselves from it."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Statement: Suffolk Gazette avoids use of covfefe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6693-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-05-31 08:13:48', '2017-05-31 08:13:48', '', 6693, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6693-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6699, 1, '2017-06-01 08:41:10', '2017-06-01 08:41:10', '<strong>A man was so busy using his Facebook check-in feature at Heathrow to boast he was going on holiday that forgot to check in for the actual flight.</strong>\r\n\r\nRecruitment consultant Gerry Dammers, of Halesworth, Suffolk missed his flight with pals to Las Vegas and had to pay more than £600 to buy a ticket for the next day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs soon as he arrived at Heathrow Airport he had begun <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/snow-photographs/">posting on Facebook</a> about his dream trip while all his followers were busy grafting away at work.\r\n\r\nThen the 27-year-old used the Facebook check-in feature to show how impressive it was that the flight would leave Heathrow, head over the Atlantic and across America to Nevada.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg" alt="facebook check in" width="509" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6700" /></a><i>Look at me: Man\'s airport boast cost him his flight</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut while refreshing his Facebook feed constantly to see if anyone had \'liked\' his showy status, he completely forgot that he needed to actually check in at the airline desk for the flight.\r\n\r\nWhen his friends, who had already checked in and gone through security, eventually rang him from the gate, it was too late.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTravel expert Roger Wynn-Jones said: "People seem to think everyone else will be totally impressed if they update their Facebook status with a check in from the airport.\r\n\r\n"The reality is that everyone else is busy working and don\'t give a toss, so it is rather amusing that this man missed his flight because of it."\r\n\r\nMr Dammers was too embarrassed to speak to the Suffolk Gazette from his room in the MGM Grand in Las Vegas today.\r\n\r\n"Let\'s just say I won\'t bother posting a check-in status from the airport before I fly home," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Passenger checks in at airport on Facebook, forgets to check in for flight', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'facebook-passenger-checks-in', '', '', '2018-01-29 15:11:33', '2018-01-29 15:11:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6699', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6701, 1, '2017-06-01 08:41:10', '2017-06-01 08:41:10', '<strong>A man was so busy using his Facebook check-in feature at Heathrow to boast he was going on holiday that forgot to check in for the actual flight.</strong>\r\n\r\nRecruitment consultant Gerry Dammers, of Halesworth, Suffolk missed his flight with pals to Las Vegas and had to pay more than £600 to buy a ticket for the next day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs soon as he arrived at Heathrow Airport he had begun posting on Facebook about his dream trip while all his followers were busy grafting away at work.\r\n\r\nThen the 27-year-old used the Facebook check-in feature to show how impressive it was that the flight would leave Heathrow, head over the Atlantic and across America to Nevada.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg" alt="facebook check in" width="509" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6700" /></a><i>Look at me: Man\'s airport boast cost him his flight</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut while refreshing his Facebook feed constantly to see if anyone had like his showy status, he completely about actually checking in for the flight with Virgin Atlantic.\r\n\r\nWhen his friend, who had already checked in and gone through security, eventually rang him from the gate, it was too late.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTravel expert Roger Wynn-Jones said: "People seem to think everyone else will be totally impressed if they update their Facebook status with a check in from the airport.\r\n\r\n"The reality is that everyone else is busy working and don\'t give a toss, so it is rather amusing that this man missed his flight because of it."\r\n\r\nMr Dammers was too embarrassed to speak to the Suffolk Gazette from his room in the MGM Grand in Las Vegas today.\r\n\r\n"Let\'s just say I won\'t bother posting a check-in status from the airport before I fly home," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Passenger checks in at airport on Facebook, forgets to check in for flight', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6699-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-01 08:41:10', '2017-06-01 08:41:10', '', 6699, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6699-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6702, 1, '2017-06-01 08:46:28', '2017-06-01 08:46:28', '<strong>A man was so busy using his Facebook check-in feature at Heathrow to boast he was going on holiday that forgot to check in for the actual flight.</strong>\n\nRecruitment consultant Gerry Dammers, of Halesworth, Suffolk missed his flight with pals to Las Vegas and had to pay more than £600 to buy a ticket for the next day.\n\n\n\nAs soon as he arrived at Heathrow Airport he had begun posting on Facebook about his dream trip while all his followers were busy grafting away at work.\n\nThen the 27-year-old used the Facebook check-in feature to show how impressive it was that the flight would leave Heathrow, head over the Atlantic and across America to Nevada.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg" alt="facebook check in" width="509" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6700" /></a><i>Look at me: Man\'s airport boast cost him his flight</i></center><br><br>\n\nBut while refreshing his Facebook feed constantly to see if anyone had \'liked\' his showy status, he completely forgot that he needed to actually check in at the airline desk for the flight.\n\nWhen his friends, who had already checked in and gone through security, eventually rang him from the gate, it was too late.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nTravel expert Roger Wynn-Jones said: "People seem to think everyone else will be totally impressed if they update their Facebook status with a check in from the airport.\n\n"The reality is that everyone else is busy working and don\'t give a toss, so it is rather amusing that this man missed his flight because of it."\n\nMr Dammers was too embarrassed to speak to the Suffolk Gazette from his room in the MGM Grand in <a type=amzn >Las Vegas</a> today.\n\n"Let\'s just say I won\'t bother posting a check-in status from the airport before I fly home," he said.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Passenger checks in at airport on Facebook, forgets to check in for flight', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6699-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-01 08:46:28', '2017-06-01 08:46:28', '', 6699, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6699-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6703, 1, '2017-06-01 08:44:07', '2017-06-01 08:44:07', '<strong>A man was so busy using his Facebook check-in feature at Heathrow to boast he was going on holiday that forgot to check in for the actual flight.</strong>\r\n\r\nRecruitment consultant Gerry Dammers, of Halesworth, Suffolk missed his flight with pals to Las Vegas and had to pay more than £600 to buy a ticket for the next day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs soon as he arrived at Heathrow Airport he had begun posting on Facebook about his dream trip while all his followers were busy grafting away at work.\r\n\r\nThen the 27-year-old used the Facebook check-in feature to show how impressive it was that the flight would leave Heathrow, head over the Atlantic and across America to Nevada.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg" alt="facebook check in" width="509" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6700" /></a><i>Look at me: Man\'s airport boast cost him his flight</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut while refreshing his Facebook feed constantly to see if anyone had \'liked\' his showy status, he completely about actually checking in for the flight with Virgin Atlantic.\r\n\r\nWhen his friend, who had already checked in and gone through security, eventually rang him from the gate, it was too late.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTravel expert Roger Wynn-Jones said: "People seem to think everyone else will be totally impressed if they update their Facebook status with a check in from the airport.\r\n\r\n"The reality is that everyone else is busy working and don\'t give a toss, so it is rather amusing that this man missed his flight because of it."\r\n\r\nMr Dammers was too embarrassed to speak to the Suffolk Gazette from his room in the MGM Grand in Las Vegas today.\r\n\r\n"Let\'s just say I won\'t bother posting a check-in status from the airport before I fly home," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Passenger checks in at airport on Facebook, forgets to check in for flight', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6699-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-01 08:44:07', '2017-06-01 08:44:07', '', 6699, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6699-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6704, 1, '2017-06-01 08:45:12', '2017-06-01 08:45:12', '<strong>A man was so busy using his Facebook check-in feature at Heathrow to boast he was going on holiday that forgot to check in for the actual flight.</strong>\r\n\r\nRecruitment consultant Gerry Dammers, of Halesworth, Suffolk missed his flight with pals to Las Vegas and had to pay more than £600 to buy a ticket for the next day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs soon as he arrived at Heathrow Airport he had begun posting on Facebook about his dream trip while all his followers were busy grafting away at work.\r\n\r\nThen the 27-year-old used the Facebook check-in feature to show how impressive it was that the flight would leave Heathrow, head over the Atlantic and across America to Nevada.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg" alt="facebook check in" width="509" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6700" /></a><i>Look at me: Man\'s airport boast cost him his flight</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut while refreshing his Facebook feed constantly to see if anyone had \'liked\' his showy status, he completely forgot that he needed to actually check in at the airline desk for the flight.\r\n\r\nWhen his friends, who had already checked in and gone through security, eventually rang him from the gate, it was too late.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTravel expert Roger Wynn-Jones said: "People seem to think everyone else will be totally impressed if they update their Facebook status with a check in from the airport.\r\n\r\n"The reality is that everyone else is busy working and don\'t give a toss, so it is rather amusing that this man missed his flight because of it."\r\n\r\nMr Dammers was too embarrassed to speak to the Suffolk Gazette from his room in the MGM Grand in Las Vegas today.\r\n\r\n"Let\'s just say I won\'t bother posting a check-in status from the airport before I fly home," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Passenger checks in at airport on Facebook, forgets to check in for flight', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6699-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-01 08:45:12', '2017-06-01 08:45:12', '', 6699, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6699-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6705, 1, '2017-06-01 08:46:42', '2017-06-01 08:46:42', '<strong>A man was so busy using his Facebook check-in feature at Heathrow to boast he was going on holiday that forgot to check in for the actual flight.</strong>\r\n\r\nRecruitment consultant Gerry Dammers, of Halesworth, Suffolk missed his flight with pals to Las Vegas and had to pay more than £600 to buy a ticket for the next day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs soon as he arrived at Heathrow Airport he had begun posting on Facebook about his dream trip while all his followers were busy grafting away at work.\r\n\r\nThen the 27-year-old used the Facebook check-in feature to show how impressive it was that the flight would leave Heathrow, head over the Atlantic and across America to Nevada.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/facebook-check-in.jpg" alt="facebook check in" width="509" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6700" /></a><i>Look at me: Man\'s airport boast cost him his flight</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut while refreshing his Facebook feed constantly to see if anyone had \'liked\' his showy status, he completely forgot that he needed to actually check in at the airline desk for the flight.\r\n\r\nWhen his friends, who had already checked in and gone through security, eventually rang him from the gate, it was too late.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nTravel expert Roger Wynn-Jones said: "People seem to think everyone else will be totally impressed if they update their Facebook status with a check in from the airport.\r\n\r\n"The reality is that everyone else is busy working and don\'t give a toss, so it is rather amusing that this man missed his flight because of it."\r\n\r\nMr Dammers was too embarrassed to speak to the Suffolk Gazette from his room in the MGM Grand in <a type=amzn >Las Vegas</a> today.\r\n\r\n"Let\'s just say I won\'t bother posting a check-in status from the airport before I fly home," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Passenger checks in at airport on Facebook, forgets to check in for flight', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6699-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-01 08:46:42', '2017-06-01 08:46:42', '', 6699, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6699-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6706, 1, '2018-06-27 11:27:07', '2018-06-27 11:27:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg" alt="white dog poo" width="883" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6707" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman was surprised to spot some rare white dog poo while out and about in Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, was walking through heathland near Aldeburgh when she found the two lumps of white dog poo next to a footpath.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is believed to be the first find of its kind for nearly 30 years, and has prompted excited chatter among dog owners.\r\n\r\nMs Fisher, a stockbroker from London, said: "I was on holiday in Suffolk last week, staying at my cottage in Aldeburgh, and was out walking close to the town.\r\n\r\n<h3>White dog poo</h3>\r\n\r\n"Imagine my surprise when I looked down to see white dog poo next to the footpath.\r\n\r\n"I haven\'t seen any of that since I was a kid. It was just laying there where the dog left it.\r\n\r\n"It\'s not even as though the owner had flicked it with a stick out of the way.\r\n\r\n"It was such a great discovery that I took a photograph of it and showed it to all my friends. None of them have seen this sort of thing for years either."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nExperts say white dog poo, which just about everyone remembers being commonplace years ago, has disappeared for two reasons: a healthier diet for our pets, and also because owners are now more responsible and tend to pick up what their little darlings leave behind.\r\n\r\nMiss Fisher said she regretted not popping the poop in her pocket and taking it with her back to London, where the last sighting of white dog poo was way back in 1979 on a pavement in Tooting.\r\n\r\n"It would probably be worth a few quid," she said.\r\n\r\n"I think it came from a medium-sized dog like a spaniel or something."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Woman finds rare white dog poo while holidaying in Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'white-dog-poo', '', '', '2018-06-27 12:56:30', '2018-06-27 12:56:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6706', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6708, 1, '2017-06-01 13:27:07', '2017-06-01 13:27:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg" alt="white dog poo" width="883" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6707" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man was surprised to spot some rare white dog poo while out and about in Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nHenry Lainsbury, 37, was walking through heathland near Aldeburgh when he spotted the two lumps of white dog poo next to a footpath.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is believed to be the first find of its kind for nearly 30 years, and has prompted excited chatter among dog owners.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury, a stockbroker from London, said: "I was on holiday in Suffolk last week, staying at my cottage in Aldeburgh, and was out walking close to the town.\r\n\r\n"Imagine my surprise when I looked down to see white dog poo next to the footpath - I haven\'t seen any of that since I was a kid. It was just laying there where the dog left it, it\'s not even as though the owner had flicked it with a stick out of the way.\r\n\r\n"It was such a great discovery that I took a photograph of it and showed it to all my friends. None of them have seen this sort of thing for years either."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nExperts say white dog poo, which just about everyone remembers being commonplace years ago, has disappeared for two reasons: a healthier diet for our pets, and also because owners are now more responsible and tend to pick up what their little darlings leave behind.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury said he regretted not popping the poop in his pocket and taking it with him back to London, where the last sighting of white dog poo was way back in 1979.\r\n\r\n"It would probably be worth a few quid," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man finds rare white dog poo in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6706-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-01 13:27:07', '2017-06-01 13:27:07', '', 6706, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6706-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6709, 1, '2017-06-01 13:31:04', '2017-06-01 13:31:04', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg" alt="white dog poo" width="883" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6707" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man was surprised to spot some rare white dog poo while out and about in Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nHenry Lainsbury, 37, was walking through heathland near Aldeburgh when he found the two lumps of white dog poo next to a footpath.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is believed to be the first find of its kind for nearly 30 years, and has prompted excited chatter among dog owners.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury, a stockbroker from London, said: "I was on holiday in Suffolk last week, staying at my cottage in Aldeburgh, and was out walking close to the town.\r\n\r\n"Imagine my surprise when I looked down to see white dog poo next to the footpath - I haven\'t seen any of that since I was a kid. It was just laying there where the dog left it, it\'s not even as though the owner had flicked it with a stick out of the way.\r\n\r\n"It was such a great discovery that I took a photograph of it and showed it to all my friends. None of them have seen this sort of thing for years either."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nExperts say white dog poo, which just about everyone remembers being commonplace years ago, has disappeared for two reasons: a healthier diet for our pets, and also because owners are now more responsible and tend to pick up what their little darlings leave behind.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury said he regretted not popping the poop in his pocket and taking it with him back to London, where the last sighting of white dog poo was way back in 1979.\r\n\r\n"It would probably be worth a few quid," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man finds rare white dog poo in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6706-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-01 13:31:04', '2017-06-01 13:31:04', '', 6706, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6706-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6710, 1, '2017-06-01 13:32:04', '2017-06-01 13:32:04', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg" alt="white dog poo" width="883" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6707" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man was surprised to spot some rare white dog poo while out and about in Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nHenry Lainsbury, 37, was walking through heathland near Aldeburgh when he found the two lumps of white dog poo next to a footpath.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is believed to be the first find of its kind for nearly 30 years, and has prompted excited chatter among dog owners.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury, a stockbroker from London, said: "I was on holiday in Suffolk last week, staying at my cottage in Aldeburgh, and was out walking close to the town.\r\n\r\n<h3>White dog poo</h3>\r\n\r\n"Imagine my surprise when I looked down to see white dog poo next to the footpath - I haven\'t seen any of that since I was a kid. It was just laying there where the dog left it, it\'s not even as though the owner had flicked it with a stick out of the way.\r\n\r\n"It was such a great discovery that I took a photograph of it and showed it to all my friends. None of them have seen this sort of thing for years either."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nExperts say white dog poo, which just about everyone remembers being commonplace years ago, has disappeared for two reasons: a healthier diet for our pets, and also because owners are now more responsible and tend to pick up what their little darlings leave behind.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury said he regretted not popping the poop in his pocket and taking it with him back to London, where the last sighting of white dog poo was way back in 1979.\r\n\r\n"It would probably be worth a few quid," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man finds rare white dog poo in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6706-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-01 13:32:04', '2017-06-01 13:32:04', '', 6706, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6706-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6711, 1, '2017-06-01 13:32:48', '2017-06-01 13:32:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg" alt="white dog poo" width="883" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6707" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man was surprised to spot some rare white dog poo while out and about in Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nHenry Lainsbury, 37, was walking through heathland near Aldeburgh when he found the two lumps of white dog poo next to a footpath.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is believed to be the first find of its kind for nearly 30 years, and has prompted excited chatter among dog owners.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury, a stockbroker from London, said: "I was on holiday in Suffolk last week, staying at my cottage in Aldeburgh, and was out walking close to the town.\r\n\r\n<h3>White dog poo</h3>\r\n\r\n"Imagine my surprise when I looked down to see white dog poo next to the footpath - I haven\'t seen any of that since I was a kid. It was just laying there where the dog left it, it\'s not even as though the owner had flicked it with a stick out of the way.\r\n\r\n"It was such a great discovery that I took a photograph of it and showed it to all my friends. None of them have seen this sort of thing for years either."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nExperts say white dog poo, which just about everyone remembers being commonplace years ago, has disappeared for two reasons: a healthier diet for our pets, and also because owners are now more responsible and tend to pick up what their little darlings leave behind.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury said he regretted not popping the poop in his pocket and taking it with him back to London, where the last sighting of white dog poo was way back in 1979.\r\n\r\n"It would probably be worth a few quid," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man finds rare white dog poo while holidaying in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6706-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-01 13:32:48', '2017-06-01 13:32:48', '', 6706, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6706-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6712, 1, '2018-06-27 12:55:40', '2018-06-27 12:55:40', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg" alt="white dog poo" width="883" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6707" /></a>\n\n<strong>A woman was surprised to spot some rare white dog poo while out and about in Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, was walking through heathland near Aldeburgh when she found the two lumps of white dog poo next to a footpath.\n\n\n\nIt is believed to be the first find of its kind for nearly 30 years, and has prompted excited chatter among dog owners.\n\nMs Fisher, a stockbroker from London, said: "I was on holiday in Suffolk last week, staying at my cottage in Aldeburgh, and was out walking close to the town.\n\n<h3>White dog poo</h3>\n\n"Imagine my surprise when I looked down to see white dog poo next to the footpath.\n\n"I haven\'t seen any of that since I was a kid. It was just laying there where the dog left it.\n\n"It\'s not even as though the owner had flicked it with a stick out of the way.\n\n"It was such a great discovery that I took a photograph of it and showed it to all my friends. None of them have seen this sort of thing for years either."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nExperts say white dog poo, which just about everyone remembers being commonplace years ago, has disappeared for two reasons: a healthier diet for our pets, and also because owners are now more responsible and tend to pick up what their little darlings leave behind.\n\nMiss Fisher said she regretted not popping the poop in her pocket and taking it with her back to London, where the last sighting of white dog poo was way back in 1979 on a pavement in Tooting.\n\n"It would probably be worth a few quid," she said.\n\n"I think it came from a medium-sized dog like a spaniel or something."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Woman finds rare white dog poo while holidaying in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6706-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-27 12:55:40', '2018-06-27 12:55:40', '', 6706, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6706-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6713, 1, '2017-06-01 13:35:53', '2017-06-01 13:35:53', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg" alt="white dog poo" width="883" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6707" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man was surprised to spot some rare white dog poo while out and about in Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nHenry Lainsbury, 37, was walking through heathland near Aldeburgh when he found the two lumps of white dog poo next to a footpath.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is believed to be the first find of its kind for nearly 30 years, and has prompted excited chatter among dog owners.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury, a stockbroker from London, said: "I was on holiday in Suffolk last week, staying at my cottage in <a type=amzn >Aldeburgh</a>, and was out walking close to the town.\r\n\r\n<h3>White dog poo</h3>\r\n\r\n"Imagine my surprise when I looked down to see white dog poo next to the footpath - I haven\'t seen any of that since I was a kid. It was just laying there where the dog left it, it\'s not even as though the owner had flicked it with a stick out of the way.\r\n\r\n"It was such a great discovery that I took a photograph of it and showed it to all my friends. None of them have seen this sort of thing for years either."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nExperts say white dog poo, which just about everyone remembers being commonplace years ago, has disappeared for two reasons: a healthier diet for our pets, and also because owners are now more responsible and tend to pick up what their little darlings leave behind.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury said he regretted not popping the poop in his pocket and taking it with him back to London, where the last sighting of white dog poo was way back in 1979 on a pavement in Tooting.\r\n\r\n"It would probably be worth a few quid," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man finds rare white dog poo while holidaying in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6706-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-01 13:35:53', '2017-06-01 13:35:53', '', 6706, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6706-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6714, 1, '2017-06-01 13:39:52', '2017-06-01 13:39:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/white-dog-poo.jpg" alt="white dog poo" width="883" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6707" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man was surprised to spot some rare white dog poo while out and about in Suffolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nHenry Lainsbury, 37, was walking through heathland near Aldeburgh when he found the two lumps of white dog poo next to a footpath.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is believed to be the first find of its kind for nearly 30 years, and has prompted excited chatter among dog owners.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury, a stockbroker from London, said: "I was on holiday in Suffolk last week, staying at my cottage in <a type=amzn >Aldeburgh</a>, and was out walking close to the town.\r\n\r\n<h3>White dog poo</h3>\r\n\r\n"Imagine my surprise when I looked down to see white dog poo next to the footpath - I haven\'t seen any of that since I was a kid. It was just laying there where the dog left it, it\'s not even as though the owner had flicked it with a stick out of the way.\r\n\r\n"It was such a great discovery that I took a photograph of it and showed it to all my friends. None of them have seen this sort of thing for years either."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nExperts say white dog poo, which just about everyone remembers being commonplace years ago, has disappeared for two reasons: a healthier diet for our pets, and also because owners are now more responsible and tend to pick up what their little darlings leave behind.\r\n\r\nMr Lainsbury said he regretted not popping the poop in his pocket and taking it with him back to London, where the last sighting of white dog poo was way back in 1979 on a pavement in Tooting.\r\n\r\n"It would probably be worth a few quid," he said. "I think it came from a medium-sized dog like a spaniel or something."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man finds rare white dog poo while holidaying in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6706-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-01 13:39:52', '2017-06-01 13:39:52', '', 6706, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6706-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6715, 1, '2017-06-02 08:48:39', '2017-06-02 08:48:39', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/slowmarket-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/slowmarket-sign.jpg" alt="Slowmarket" width="600" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6717" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Suffolk town of Stowmarket has been renamed because so many roadworks have disrupted traffic.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents are so fed up with hold-ups that they persuaded local council chiefs to rename the town as Slowmarket.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe new name will stay in place until the roadworks are finished, which is expected to be some time in 2023.\r\n\r\nResident campaigner Barry Smith, 63, said: "We can\'t move for people digging up the road and sending us on diversions all over the place.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Slowmarket is now an ideal name for the town, and it will get us a little bit of publicity to boost all the local businesses who are being affected by the poor traffic situation."\r\n\r\nAll <a type=amzn >road signs</a> in and out of the town have now been changed to Slowmarket at a cost of £25,000.\r\n\r\nOne local, grandmother Sheila Jennings, welcomed the move. "People say Suffolk is a slow pace of life, so this goes to show they are right.\r\n\r\n"I wanted to pop to the Co-Op yesterday, and it took me over an hour."\r\n\r\nAn inisder at Suffolk County Council confirmed: "This is just our idea of a little joke. We\'re sure the people of Slowmarket see the funny side."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gridlocked town renamed Slowmarket', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'slowmarket-stowmarket', '', '', '2017-06-02 08:57:40', '2017-06-02 08:57:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6715', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6718, 1, '2017-06-02 08:48:39', '2017-06-02 08:48:39', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/slowmarket-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/slowmarket-sign.jpg" alt="Slowmarket" width="600" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6717" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Suffolk town of Stowmarket has been renamed because so many roadworks have disrupted traffic.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents are so fed up with hold-ups that they persuaded local council chiefs to rename the town as Slowmarket.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe new name will stay in place until the roadworks are finished, which is expected to be some time in 2023.\r\n\r\nResident campaigner Barry Smith, 63, said: "We can\'t move for people digging up the road and sending us on diversions all over the place.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Slowmarket is now an ideal name for the town, and it will get us a little bit of publicity to boost all the local businesses who are being affected by the poor traffic situation."\r\n\r\nAll road signs in and out of the town have now been changed to Slowmarket at a cost of £25,000.\r\n\r\nOne local, grandmother Sheila Jennings, welcomed the move. "People say Suffolk is a slow pace of life, so this goes to show they are right.\r\n\r\n"I wanted to pop to the Co-Op yesterday, and it took me over an hour."\r\n\r\nAn inisder at Suffolk County Council confirmed: "This is just our idea of a little joke. We\'re sure the people of Slowmarket see the funny side."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gridlocked town renamed Slowmarket', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6715-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-02 08:48:39', '2017-06-02 08:48:39', '', 6715, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6715-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6721, 1, '2017-06-02 08:57:40', '2017-06-02 08:57:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/slowmarket-sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/slowmarket-sign.jpg" alt="Slowmarket" width="600" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6717" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Suffolk town of Stowmarket has been renamed because so many roadworks have disrupted traffic.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents are so fed up with hold-ups that they persuaded local council chiefs to rename the town as Slowmarket.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe new name will stay in place until the roadworks are finished, which is expected to be some time in 2023.\r\n\r\nResident campaigner Barry Smith, 63, said: "We can\'t move for people digging up the road and sending us on diversions all over the place.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Slowmarket is now an ideal name for the town, and it will get us a little bit of publicity to boost all the local businesses who are being affected by the poor traffic situation."\r\n\r\nAll <a type=amzn >road signs</a> in and out of the town have now been changed to Slowmarket at a cost of £25,000.\r\n\r\nOne local, grandmother Sheila Jennings, welcomed the move. "People say Suffolk is a slow pace of life, so this goes to show they are right.\r\n\r\n"I wanted to pop to the Co-Op yesterday, and it took me over an hour."\r\n\r\nAn inisder at Suffolk County Council confirmed: "This is just our idea of a little joke. We\'re sure the people of Slowmarket see the funny side."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gridlocked town renamed Slowmarket', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6715-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-02 08:57:40', '2017-06-02 08:57:40', '', 6715, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6715-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6722, 1, '2017-06-02 13:39:27', '2017-06-02 13:39:27', '<strong>By The Editor\r\n\r\nIt is my sad duty to confirm that the esteemed Suffolk Gazette gardening correspondent, Anita Bush has been found drowned in a water feature at her home.</strong>\r\n\r\nMs Bush, whose <em>In My Lady Garden</em> column featured in this newspaper for 36 years, built a global fan base and counted Her Majesty The Queen as one of her loyal readers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe was a hugely influential horticulture expert, and wrote her Suffolk Gazette column until late last year when it became clear that her lifetime love of alcohol was getting the better of her.\r\n\r\nThe last time she was seen in public was at the Suffolk Gazette Christmas party, where she got rather drunk and tried to get off with our <em>Thought For The Day</em> writer, The Rev Evan Elpuss.\r\n\r\nPolice called to investigate her tragic death on Tuesday found her face down in a mini waterfall feature in her beloved garden near Stowmarket. Her skirt was around her ankles and officers believe she tripped over it before hitting her head on the fountain and drowning.\r\n\r\nAn empty bottle of gin was laying next to her body.\r\n\r\nMs Bush, 69, leaves a husband, Norbert, many close gentlemen friends and her glorious two-acre garden, which may now be opened to the public because Mr Bush needs the money.\r\n\r\nHe has already placed a memorial bench in the garden for his late wife, together with a poignant plaque, which reads: "In loving memory of Anita Bush... and all those who kept her in trim".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-bench-e1496410513667.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-bench-e1496410513667.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6724" /></a><i>The Anita Bush memorial bench</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-plaque-e1496409136300.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-plaque-e1496409136300.jpg" alt="Anita Bush plaque" width="650" height="487" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6723" /></a><i>Loving memory: The plaque on the Anita Bush memorial bench</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe funeral will be held next Wednesday at Stowmarket crematorium. The family have asked for no flowers - they have grown fed up with them because it\'s all Anita ever talked about. Instead, they have asked that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">donations be sent to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMost of Ms Bush\'s finest columns were famously educational and rude, given that whenever she was asked about double entendres, her reply was always, with a wink: "I\'ll give you one."\r\n\r\nHeadlines included <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/photo-neighbours-cock/">I took a photo of my neighbour\'s cock</a>, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/crack-is-getting-very-big/">My crack is getting very big</a>, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/small-pear/">I\'m so sad about my small pear</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/water-herbs-thyme-stuffing/">Water those herbs and find thyme for a right good stuffing</a>.\r\n \r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gardening writer Anita Bush found drowned at home', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'anita-bush-dead', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:00:11', '2017-06-21 11:00:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6722', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6725, 1, '2017-06-02 13:39:27', '2017-06-02 13:39:27', '<strong>By The Editor\r\n\r\nIt is my sad duty to confirm that the esteemed Suffolk Gazette gardening correspondent, Anita Bush has been found drowned in a water feature at her home.</strong>\r\n\r\nMs Bush, whose <em>In My Lady Garden</em> column featured in this newspaper for 36 years, built a global fan base and counted Her Majesty The Queen as one of her loyal readers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe was a hugely influential horticulture expert, and wrote her Suffolk Gazette column until late last year when it became clear that her lifetime love of alcohol was getting the better of her.\r\n\r\nThe last time she was seen in public was at the Suffolk Gazette Christmas party, where she got rather drunk and tried to get off with our <em>Thought For The Day</em> writer, The Rev Evan Elpuss.\r\n\r\nPolice called to investigate her tragic death on Tuesday found her face down in a mini waterfall feature in her beloved garden near Stowmarket. Her skirt was around her ankles and officers believe she tripped over it before hitting her head on the fountain and drowning.\r\n\r\nAn empty bottle of gin was laying next to her body.\r\n\r\nMs Bush, 69, leaves a husband, Norbert, many close gentlemen friends and her glorious two-acre garden, which may now be opened to the public because Mr Bush needs the money.\r\n\r\nHe has already placed a memorial bench in the garden for his late wife, together with a poignant plaque, which reads: "In loving memory of Anita Bush... and all those who kept her in trim".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-bench-e1496410513667.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-bench-e1496410513667.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6724" /></a><i>The Anita Bush memorial bench</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-plaque-e1496409136300.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-plaque-e1496409136300.jpg" alt="Anita Bush plaque" width="650" height="487" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6723" /></a><i>Loving memory: The plaque on the Anita Bush memorial bench</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe funeral will be held next Wednesday at Stowmarket crematorium. The family have asked for no flowers - they have grown fed up with them because it\'s all Anita ever talked about. Instead, they have asked that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">donations be sent to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMost of Ms Bush\'s finest columns were both education and rude, given that whenever she was asked about double entendres, her reply was always, with a wink: "I\'ll give you one."\r\n\r\nHeadlines included <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/photo-neighbours-cock/">I took a photo of my neighbour\'s cock</a>, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/crack-is-getting-very-big/">My crack is getting very big</a>, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/small-pear/">I\'m so sad about my small pear</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/water-herbs-thyme-stuffing/">Water those herbs and find thyme for a right good stuffing</a>.\r\n \r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gardening writer Anita Bush found drowned at home', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6722-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-02 13:39:27', '2017-06-02 13:39:27', '', 6722, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6722-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6726, 1, '2017-06-02 13:47:37', '2017-06-02 13:47:37', '<strong>By The Editor\n\nIt is my sad duty to confirm that the esteemed Suffolk Gazette gardening correspondent, Anita Bush has been found drowned in a water feature at her home.</strong>\n\nMs Bush, whose <em>In My Lady Garden</em> column featured in this newspaper for 36 years, built a global fan base and counted Her Majesty The Queen as one of her loyal readers.\n\n\n\nShe was a hugely influential horticulture expert, and wrote her Suffolk Gazette column until late last year when it became clear that her lifetime love of alcohol was getting the better of her.\n\nThe last time she was seen in public was at the Suffolk Gazette Christmas party, where she got rather drunk and tried to get off with our <em>Thought For The Day</em> writer, The Rev Evan Elpuss.\n\nPolice called to investigate her tragic death on Tuesday found her face down in a mini waterfall feature in her beloved garden near Stowmarket. Her skirt was around her ankles and officers believe she tripped over it before hitting her head on the fountain and drowning.\n\nAn empty bottle of gin was laying next to her body.\n\nMs Bush, 69, leaves a husband, Norbert, many close gentlemen friends and her glorious two-acre garden, which may now be opened to the public because Mr Bush needs the money.\n\nHe has already placed a memorial bench in the garden for his late wife, together with a poignant plaque, which reads: "In loving memory of Anita Bush... and all those who kept her in trim".\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-bench-e1496410513667.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-bench-e1496410513667.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6724" /></a><i>The Anita Bush memorial bench</center></i><br><br>\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-plaque-e1496409136300.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-plaque-e1496409136300.jpg" alt="Anita Bush plaque" width="650" height="487" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6723" /></a><i>Loving memory: The plaque on the Anita Bush memorial bench</i></center><br><br>\n\nThe funeral will be held next Wednesday at Stowmarket crematorium. The family have asked for no flowers - they have grown fed up with them because it\'s all Anita ever talked about. Instead, they have asked that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">donations be sent to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund</a>.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMost of Ms Bush\'s finest columns were feducation and rude, given that whenever she was asked about double entendres, her reply was always, with a wink: "I\'ll give you one."\n\nHeadlines included <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/photo-neighbours-cock/">I took a photo of my neighbour\'s cock</a>, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/crack-is-getting-very-big/">My crack is getting very big</a>, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/small-pear/">I\'m so sad about my small pear</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/water-herbs-thyme-stuffing/">Water those herbs and find thyme for a right good stuffing</a>.\n \n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gardening writer Anita Bush found drowned at home', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6722-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-02 13:47:37', '2017-06-02 13:47:37', '', 6722, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6722-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6727, 1, '2017-06-02 13:47:43', '2017-06-02 13:47:43', '<strong>By The Editor\r\n\r\nIt is my sad duty to confirm that the esteemed Suffolk Gazette gardening correspondent, Anita Bush has been found drowned in a water feature at her home.</strong>\r\n\r\nMs Bush, whose <em>In My Lady Garden</em> column featured in this newspaper for 36 years, built a global fan base and counted Her Majesty The Queen as one of her loyal readers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe was a hugely influential horticulture expert, and wrote her Suffolk Gazette column until late last year when it became clear that her lifetime love of alcohol was getting the better of her.\r\n\r\nThe last time she was seen in public was at the Suffolk Gazette Christmas party, where she got rather drunk and tried to get off with our <em>Thought For The Day</em> writer, The Rev Evan Elpuss.\r\n\r\nPolice called to investigate her tragic death on Tuesday found her face down in a mini waterfall feature in her beloved garden near Stowmarket. Her skirt was around her ankles and officers believe she tripped over it before hitting her head on the fountain and drowning.\r\n\r\nAn empty bottle of gin was laying next to her body.\r\n\r\nMs Bush, 69, leaves a husband, Norbert, many close gentlemen friends and her glorious two-acre garden, which may now be opened to the public because Mr Bush needs the money.\r\n\r\nHe has already placed a memorial bench in the garden for his late wife, together with a poignant plaque, which reads: "In loving memory of Anita Bush... and all those who kept her in trim".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-bench-e1496410513667.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-bench-e1496410513667.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6724" /></a><i>The Anita Bush memorial bench</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-plaque-e1496409136300.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anita-bush-plaque-e1496409136300.jpg" alt="Anita Bush plaque" width="650" height="487" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6723" /></a><i>Loving memory: The plaque on the Anita Bush memorial bench</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe funeral will be held next Wednesday at Stowmarket crematorium. The family have asked for no flowers - they have grown fed up with them because it\'s all Anita ever talked about. Instead, they have asked that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">donations be sent to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMost of Ms Bush\'s finest columns were famously educational and rude, given that whenever she was asked about double entendres, her reply was always, with a wink: "I\'ll give you one."\r\n\r\nHeadlines included <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/photo-neighbours-cock/">I took a photo of my neighbour\'s cock</a>, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/crack-is-getting-very-big/">My crack is getting very big</a>, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/small-pear/">I\'m so sad about my small pear</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/water-herbs-thyme-stuffing/">Water those herbs and find thyme for a right good stuffing</a>.\r\n \r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gardening writer Anita Bush found drowned at home', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6722-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-02 13:47:43', '2017-06-02 13:47:43', '', 6722, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6722-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6728, 1, '2017-06-03 09:56:21', '2017-06-03 09:56:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/cakewatchers-page-logo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/cakewatchers-page-logo.jpg" alt="CakeWatchers" width="852" height="268" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6518" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Did you know smoothies started out as liquidised food for invalids who had trouble chewing or digesting their grub? Now every lazy bastard who can\'t be asked to use cutlery is at it.</strong>\r\n\r\nAtkins <a type=amzn >Protein shakes</a>, and that SLIMFART stuff. And the hipsters who swish up green gunk from kale and spinach and spirulina, a foul-tasting fluorescent blue-green algae from the sea. It\'s a wonder they don\'t glow in the dark...and you don\'t want to get downwind from them.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/slimfart.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/slimfart.jpg" alt="Slimfart" width="525" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6729" /></a><i>Slimfart: a load of hot air</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow here at CakeWatchers, our team of experts have devised some more tantalising <a type=amzn >smoothies</a>, with our simple LARDpoints to keep you on track.\r\n\r\n* <strong>THE TROPICAL</strong>: Put a tin of pineapple in the blender, add a scoop of Banana Nesquick and tip in half a bottle of Malibu and a couple of shots of rum. Shettle yourshelf in a deckchair and shtick shame shun lotion on. Cheers!  (37 LARDpoints)\r\n\r\n* <strong>THE CHOC-A-BLOCK</strong>: Put some full fat milk in the blender with a dollop of clotted cream. Add a packet of chocolate buttons, six Oreo Cookies, two Crunchie Bars, two Cadbury\'s Flakes and a large swoosh of Baileys. (83 LARDpoints)\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n* <strong>THE FULL ENGLISH</strong>: Fry two eggs, three sausages, some black pudding, four hash browns and mushrooms. Put the lot in a blender with a tin of beans, some tomatoes and a pot of tea with milk and three sugars. Great if you\'re in a hurry. (90 LARDpoints)\r\n\r\n* <strong>THE IPSWICH TOWN</strong>: Shove a Portman football pie or two in the blender with a bag of chips  a blue-icing Krispy Kreme Donut and a pint of Adnams (do it on "pulse action" or the beer will fizz all over the worktop.) A great post-match snack. (75 LARDpoints).\r\n\r\nUntil next time,\r\nFatima.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'My CakeWatchers super smoothies to soothe your tum', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'super-smoothies', '', '', '2017-06-03 09:56:21', '2017-06-03 09:56:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6728', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6730, 1, '2017-06-03 09:56:21', '2017-06-03 09:56:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/cakewatchers-page-logo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/cakewatchers-page-logo.jpg" alt="CakeWatchers" width="852" height="268" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6518" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Did you know smoothies started out as liquidised food for invalids who had trouble chewing or digesting their grub? Now every lazy bastard who can\'t be asked to use cutlery is at it.</strong>\r\n\r\nAtkins <a type=amzn >Protein shakes</a>, and that SLIMFART stuff. And the hipsters who swish up green gunk from kale and spinach and spirulina, a foul-tasting fluorescent blue-green algae from the sea. It\'s a wonder they don\'t glow in the dark...and you don\'t want to get downwind from them.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/slimfart.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/slimfart.jpg" alt="Slimfart" width="525" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6729" /></a><i>Slimfart: a load of hot air</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow here at CakeWatchers, our team of experts have devised some more tantalising <a type=amzn >smoothies</a>, with our simple LARDpoints to keep you on track.\r\n\r\n* <strong>THE TROPICAL</strong>: Put a tin of pineapple in the blender, add a scoop of Banana Nesquick and tip in half a bottle of Malibu and a couple of shots of rum. Shettle yourshelf in a deckchair and shtick shame shun lotion on. Cheers!  (37 LARDpoints)\r\n\r\n* <strong>THE CHOC-A-BLOCK</strong>: Put some full fat milk in the blender with a dollop of clotted cream. Add a packet of chocolate buttons, six Oreo Cookies, two Crunchie Bars, two Cadbury\'s Flakes and a large swoosh of Baileys. (83 LARDpoints)\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n* <strong>THE FULL ENGLISH</strong>: Fry two eggs, three sausages, some black pudding, four hash browns and mushrooms. Put the lot in a blender with a tin of beans, some tomatoes and a pot of tea with milk and three sugars. Great if you\'re in a hurry. (90 LARDpoints)\r\n\r\n* <strong>THE IPSWICH TOWN</strong>: Shove a Portman football pie or two in the blender with a bag of chips  a blue-icing Krispy Kreme Donut and a pint of Adnams (do it on "pulse action" or the beer will fizz all over the worktop.) A great post-match snack. (75 LARDpoints).\r\n\r\nUntil next time,\r\nFatima.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'My CakeWatchers super smoothies to soothe your tum', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6728-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-03 09:56:21', '2017-06-03 09:56:21', '', 6728, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6728-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6731, 1, '2017-06-03 10:45:48', '2017-06-03 10:45:48', '<strong>Grandparents across Britain will be forced to look after their grandchildren every weekend for free - or face a £3,000 fine, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheresa May will push through the draconian new law if the Conservatives win next week\'s general election.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while mums and dads will welcome the news, grandparents are furious that they will be taken advantage of.\r\n\r\nBury St Edmunds pensioners Jeremy Lyall, 78 and his wife Tate, 77, currently look after grandchildren Archie, aged two, and Esther, just seven months, around two weekends every month.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grandparents-law-e1496485698301.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grandparents-law-e1496485698301.jpg" alt="Grandparents babysit" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6732" /></a><i>Upset: The Lyalls with Esther and Archie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Why should we be forced to do more?" said Mr Lyall, a retired pilot. "This is slave labour - we don\'t get paid to look after the little sods, so while it\'s nice to see them once in a while, being stuck with them every weekend is not on. We have a life, too.\r\n\r\n"And to be fined if we refuse is simply ridiculous. It\'s like living in a police state."\r\n\r\nBut parents Thomas and Charleen Lyall, both aged 35, said the new law was an excellent idea, and denied it was just a brash attempt by Mrs May to win more middle class votes.\r\n\r\nThomas said: "We need a break from the kids at weekends so we can go to the farmers market, go to the pub and to the cinema. If grandparents refuse to take the kids for free then of course they should be fined."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs May confirmed the plan in a brief interview with the Suffolk Gazette while she toured an <a type=amzn >agriculture machinery</a> factory in Beccles.\r\n\r\nShe said: "I am very clear that what this country needs is a strong and stable family group, and to enter negotiations about babysitting with a firm and decisive strategy.\r\n\r\n"That is the clear choice we face: strong and stable babysitting under the Conservatives, or a coalition of weekend chaos led by Jeremy Corbyn."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Tory law forces grandparents to babysit grandchildren every weekend', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'grandparents-babysit-law', '', '', '2017-06-03 10:59:23', '2017-06-03 10:59:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6731', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6733, 1, '2017-06-03 10:45:48', '2017-06-03 10:45:48', '<strong>Grandparents across Britain will be forced to look after their grandchildren every weekend for free - or face a £3,000 fine, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheresa May will push through the draconian new law if the Conservatives win next week\'s general election.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while mums and dads will welcome the news, grandparents are furious that they will be taken advantage of.\r\n\r\nJeremy Lyall, 78 and his wife Tate, 77, currently look after grandchildren Archie, aged two, and Esther, just seven months, around two weekends every month.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grandparents-law-e1496485698301.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grandparents-law-e1496485698301.jpg" alt="Grandparents babysit" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6732" /></a><i>Upset: The Lyalls with Esther and Archie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Why should we be forced to do more?" said Mr Lyall, a retired pilot. "This is slave labour - we don\'t get paid to look after the little sods, so while it\'s nice to see them once in a while, being stuck with them every weekend is not on. We have a life, too.\r\n\r\n"And to be fined if we refuse is simply ridiculous. It\'s like living in a police state."\r\n\r\nBut parents Thomas and Charleen Lyall, both aged 35, said the new law was an excellent idea, and denied it was just a brash attempt by Mrs May to win more middle class votes.\r\n\r\nThomas said: "We need a break from the kids at weekends so we can go to the farmers market, go to the pub and to the cinema. If grandparents refuse to take the kids for free then of course they should be fined."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs May confirmed the plan in a brief interview with the Suffolk Gazette while she toured an agriculture machinery factory in Beccles.\r\n\r\nShe said: "I am very clear that what this country needs is a strong and stable family group, and to enter negotiations about babysitting with a firm and decisive strategy.\r\n\r\n"That is the clear choice we face: strong and stable babysitting under the Conservatives, or a coalition of weekend chaos led by Jeremy Corbyn."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Tory law forces grandparents to babysit grandchildren every weekend', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6731-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-03 10:45:48', '2017-06-03 10:45:48', '', 6731, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6731-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6734, 1, '2017-06-03 10:47:02', '2017-06-03 10:47:02', '<strong>Grandparents across Britain will be forced to look after their grandchildren every weekend for free - or face a £3,000 fine, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheresa May will push through the draconian new law if the Conservatives win next week\'s general election.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while mums and dads will welcome the news, grandparents are furious that they will be taken advantage of.\r\n\r\nBury St Edmunds pensioners Jeremy Lyall, 78 and his wife Tate, 77, currently look after grandchildren Archie, aged two, and Esther, just seven months, around two weekends every month.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grandparents-law-e1496485698301.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grandparents-law-e1496485698301.jpg" alt="Grandparents babysit" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6732" /></a><i>Upset: The Lyalls with Esther and Archie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Why should we be forced to do more?" said Mr Lyall, a retired pilot. "This is slave labour - we don\'t get paid to look after the little sods, so while it\'s nice to see them once in a while, being stuck with them every weekend is not on. We have a life, too.\r\n\r\n"And to be fined if we refuse is simply ridiculous. It\'s like living in a police state."\r\n\r\nBut parents Thomas and Charleen Lyall, both aged 35, said the new law was an excellent idea, and denied it was just a brash attempt by Mrs May to win more middle class votes.\r\n\r\nThomas said: "We need a break from the kids at weekends so we can go to the farmers market, go to the pub and to the cinema. If grandparents refuse to take the kids for free then of course they should be fined."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs May confirmed the plan in a brief interview with the Suffolk Gazette while she toured an agriculture machinery factory in Beccles.\r\n\r\nShe said: "I am very clear that what this country needs is a strong and stable family group, and to enter negotiations about babysitting with a firm and decisive strategy.\r\n\r\n"That is the clear choice we face: strong and stable babysitting under the Conservatives, or a coalition of weekend chaos led by Jeremy Corbyn."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Tory law forces grandparents to babysit grandchildren every weekend', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6731-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-03 10:47:02', '2017-06-03 10:47:02', '', 6731, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6731-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6735, 1, '2017-06-03 10:59:14', '2017-06-03 10:59:14', '<strong>Grandparents across Britain will be forced to look after their grandchildren every weekend for free - or face a £3,000 fine, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nTheresa May will push through the draconian new law if the Conservatives win next week\'s general election.\n\n\n\nBut while mums and dads will welcome the news, grandparents are furious that they will be taken advantage of.\n\nBury St Edmunds pensioners Jeremy Lyall, 78 and his wife Tate, 77, currently look after grandchildren Archie, aged two, and Esther, just seven months, around two weekends every month.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grandparents-law-e1496485698301.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grandparents-law-e1496485698301.jpg" alt="Grandparents babysit" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6732" /></a><i>Upset: The Lyalls with Esther and Archie</center></i><br><br>\n\n"Why should we be forced to do more?" said Mr Lyall, a retired pilot. "This is slave labour - we don\'t get paid to look after the little sods, so while it\'s nice to see them once in a while, being stuck with them every weekend is not on. We have a life, too.\n\n"And to be fined if we refuse is simply ridiculous. It\'s like living in a police state."\n\nBut parents Thomas and Charleen Lyall, both aged 35, said the new law was an excellent idea, and denied it was just a brash attempt by Mrs May to win more middle class votes.\n\nThomas said: "We need a break from the kids at weekends so we can go to the farmers market, go to the pub and to the cinema. If grandparents refuse to take the kids for free then of course they should be fined."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMrs May confirmed the plan in a brief interview with the Suffolk Gazette while she toured an <a type=amzn >Harry Potter</a> factory in Beccles.\n\nShe said: "I am very clear that what this country needs is a strong and stable family group, and to enter negotiations about babysitting with a firm and decisive strategy.\n\n"That is the clear choice we face: strong and stable babysitting under the Conservatives, or a coalition of weekend chaos led by Jeremy Corbyn."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Tory law forces grandparents to babysit grandchildren every weekend', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6731-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-03 10:59:14', '2017-06-03 10:59:14', '', 6731, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6731-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6736, 1, '2017-06-03 10:59:23', '2017-06-03 10:59:23', '<strong>Grandparents across Britain will be forced to look after their grandchildren every weekend for free - or face a £3,000 fine, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheresa May will push through the draconian new law if the Conservatives win next week\'s general election.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while mums and dads will welcome the news, grandparents are furious that they will be taken advantage of.\r\n\r\nBury St Edmunds pensioners Jeremy Lyall, 78 and his wife Tate, 77, currently look after grandchildren Archie, aged two, and Esther, just seven months, around two weekends every month.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grandparents-law-e1496485698301.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grandparents-law-e1496485698301.jpg" alt="Grandparents babysit" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6732" /></a><i>Upset: The Lyalls with Esther and Archie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Why should we be forced to do more?" said Mr Lyall, a retired pilot. "This is slave labour - we don\'t get paid to look after the little sods, so while it\'s nice to see them once in a while, being stuck with them every weekend is not on. We have a life, too.\r\n\r\n"And to be fined if we refuse is simply ridiculous. It\'s like living in a police state."\r\n\r\nBut parents Thomas and Charleen Lyall, both aged 35, said the new law was an excellent idea, and denied it was just a brash attempt by Mrs May to win more middle class votes.\r\n\r\nThomas said: "We need a break from the kids at weekends so we can go to the farmers market, go to the pub and to the cinema. If grandparents refuse to take the kids for free then of course they should be fined."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs May confirmed the plan in a brief interview with the Suffolk Gazette while she toured an <a type=amzn >agriculture machinery</a> factory in Beccles.\r\n\r\nShe said: "I am very clear that what this country needs is a strong and stable family group, and to enter negotiations about babysitting with a firm and decisive strategy.\r\n\r\n"That is the clear choice we face: strong and stable babysitting under the Conservatives, or a coalition of weekend chaos led by Jeremy Corbyn."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Tory law forces grandparents to babysit grandchildren every weekend', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6731-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-03 10:59:23', '2017-06-03 10:59:23', '', 6731, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6731-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6739, 1, '2018-08-22 15:59:19', '2018-08-22 15:59:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="640" height="383" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6740" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A staggering ninety per cent of all cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis, an official survey has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nRepresentatives from pollsters Morri found nine out of ten vehicles outside the Waitrose store in Ipswich were Audis of various models.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAll belonged to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">middle class folk</a> who looked very important and busy as they dashed inside the store to pick up their overpriced vegetables, <a type=amzn >wine</a> and avocados.\r\n\r\nPollsters, who were commisioned to carry out the survey by the joint motoring and retail analysts Moore, Money Van-Sents took photographs of the car park to prove just how many Audi owners shopped at Waitrose.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="800" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6741" /></a><center><i>Hundreds of Audis parked at Waitrose</center></i>\r\n\r\nThe photograph at the top of the page shows just one row of the car park, but when the camera panned out to reveal more of the Waitrose parking site at Futura Park <em>above</em>, it was clear there were hundreds of the coveted German cars. The remaining ten per cent of cars were made up of BMWs, Range Rovers and a Mercedes-Benz.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Rupert Johnson said: "This survey is conclusive proof that a certain type of person shops at Waitrose. They will be middle class, drive an Audi and not mind paying over the top for their weekly shop.\r\n\r\n"The irony is they would be devastated to know that if they took the name of their car, and changed just one letter, they would get Aldi."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Nine out of ten cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'waitrose-audi', '', '', '2018-08-22 20:15:41', '2018-08-22 20:15:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6739', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6742, 1, '2017-06-04 12:59:19', '2017-06-04 12:59:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="640" height="383" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6740" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A staggering ninety per cent of all cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis, an official survey has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nRepresentatives from pollsters Morri found nine out of ten vehicles outside the Waitrose store in Ipswich were Audis of various models.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAll belonged to middle class folk who looked very important and busy as they dashed inside the store to pick up their overpriced vegetables, wine and avocados.\r\n\r\nPollsters, who were commisioned to carry out the survey by the joint motoring and retail analysts Moore, Money Van-Sents took photographs of the car park to prove just how many Audi owners shopped at Waitrose.\r\n\r\ncenter><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="800" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6741" /></a><i>Hundreds of Audis parked at Waitrose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photograph at the top of the page shows just one row of the car park, but when the camera panned out to reveal more of the Waitrose parking site at Futura Park <em>above</em> it was clear there were hundreds of the coveted German cars. The remaining parking spots were taken up by one or two BMWs, Range Rovers and a Mercedes-Benz.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Rupert Johnson said: "This survey is conclusive proof that a certain type of person shops at Waitrose. They will be middle class, drive an Audi and not mind paying over the top for their weekly shop.\r\n\r\n"The irony is if they took the name of their car, and changed just one letter, they would get Aldi."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Nine out of ten cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6739-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-04 12:59:19', '2017-06-04 12:59:19', '', 6739, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6739-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6743, 1, '2018-08-22 20:15:11', '2018-08-22 20:15:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="640" height="383" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6740" /></a>\n\n<strong>A staggering ninety per cent of all cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis, an official survey has confirmed.</strong>\n\nRepresentatives from pollsters Morri found nine out of ten vehicles outside the Waitrose store in Ipswich were Audis of various models.\n\n\n\nAll belonged to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">middle class folk</a> who looked very important and busy as they dashed inside the store to pick up their overpriced vegetables, <a type=amzn >wine</a> and avocados.\n\nPollsters, who were commisioned to carry out the survey by the joint motoring and retail analysts Moore, Money Van-Sents took photographs of the car park to prove just how many Audi owners shopped at Waitrose.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="800" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6741" /></a><center><i>Hundreds of Audis parked at Waitrose</center></i>\n\nThe photograph at the top of the page shows just one row of the car park, but when the camera panned out to reveal more of the Waitrose parking site at Futura Park <em>above</em>, it was clear there were hundreds of the coveted German cars. The remaining ten per cent of cars were made up of BMWs, Range Rovers and a Mercedes-Benz.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nRetail expert Rupert Johnson said: "This survey is conclusive proof that a certain type of person shops at Waitrose. They will be middle class, drive an Audi and not mind paying over the top for their weekly shop.\n\n"The irony is they would be devastated to know that if they took the name of their car, and changed just one letter, they would get Aldi."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Nine out of ten cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6739-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-22 20:15:11', '2018-08-22 20:15:11', '', 6739, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6739-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6744, 1, '2017-06-04 13:01:38', '2017-06-04 13:01:38', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="640" height="383" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6740" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A staggering ninety per cent of all cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis, an official survey has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nRepresentatives from pollsters Morri found nine out of ten vehicles outside the Waitrose store in Ipswich were Audis of various models.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAll belonged to middle class folk who looked very important and busy as they dashed inside the store to pick up their overpriced vegetables, wine and avocados.\r\n\r\nPollsters, who were commisioned to carry out the survey by the joint motoring and retail analysts Moore, Money Van-Sents took photographs of the car park to prove just how many Audi owners shopped at Waitrose.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="800" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6741" /></a><i>Hundreds of Audis parked at Waitrose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photograph at the top of the page shows just one row of the car park, but when the camera panned out to reveal more of the Waitrose parking site at Futura Park <em>above</em> it was clear there were hundreds of the coveted German cars. The remaining parking spots were taken up by one or two BMWs, Range Rovers and a Mercedes-Benz.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Rupert Johnson said: "This survey is conclusive proof that a certain type of person shops at Waitrose. They will be middle class, drive an Audi and not mind paying over the top for their weekly shop.\r\n\r\n"The irony is if they took the name of their car, and changed just one letter, they would get Aldi."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Nine out of ten cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6739-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-04 13:01:38', '2017-06-04 13:01:38', '', 6739, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6739-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6745, 1, '2017-06-04 13:03:16', '2017-06-04 13:03:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="640" height="383" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6740" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A staggering ninety per cent of all cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis, an official survey has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nRepresentatives from pollsters Morri found nine out of ten vehicles outside the Waitrose store in Ipswich were Audis of various models.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAll belonged to middle class folk who looked very important and busy as they dashed inside the store to pick up their overpriced vegetables, wine and avocados.\r\n\r\nPollsters, who were commisioned to carry out the survey by the joint motoring and retail analysts Moore, Money Van-Sents took photographs of the car park to prove just how many Audi owners shopped at Waitrose.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="800" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6741" /></a><i>Hundreds of Audis parked at Waitrose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photograph at the top of the page shows just one row of the car park, but when the camera panned out to reveal more of the Waitrose parking site at Futura Park <em>above</em>, it was clear there were hundreds of the coveted German cars. The remaining ten per cent of cars were made up of BMWs, Range Rovers and a Mercedes-Benz.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Rupert Johnson said: "This survey is conclusive proof that a certain type of person shops at Waitrose. They will be middle class, drive an Audi and not mind paying over the top for their weekly shop.\r\n\r\n"The irony is if they took the name of their car, and changed just one letter, they would get Aldi."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Nine out of ten cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6739-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-04 13:03:16', '2017-06-04 13:03:16', '', 6739, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6739-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6746, 1, '2017-06-04 13:03:59', '2017-06-04 13:03:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="640" height="383" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6740" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A staggering ninety per cent of all cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis, an official survey has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nRepresentatives from pollsters Morri found nine out of ten vehicles outside the Waitrose store in Ipswich were Audis of various models.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAll belonged to middle class folk who looked very important and busy as they dashed inside the store to pick up their overpriced vegetables, wine and avocados.\r\n\r\nPollsters, who were commisioned to carry out the survey by the joint motoring and retail analysts Moore, Money Van-Sents took photographs of the car park to prove just how many Audi owners shopped at Waitrose.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="800" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6741" /></a><i>Hundreds of Audis parked at Waitrose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photograph at the top of the page shows just one row of the car park, but when the camera panned out to reveal more of the Waitrose parking site at Futura Park <em>above</em>, it was clear there were hundreds of the coveted German cars. The remaining ten per cent of cars were made up of BMWs, Range Rovers and a Mercedes-Benz.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Rupert Johnson said: "This survey is conclusive proof that a certain type of person shops at Waitrose. They will be middle class, drive an Audi and not mind paying over the top for their weekly shop.\r\n\r\n"The irony is they would be devastated to know that if they took the name of their car, and changed just one letter, they would get Aldi."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Nine out of ten cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6739-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-04 13:03:59', '2017-06-04 13:03:59', '', 6739, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6739-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6747, 1, '2017-06-04 13:07:54', '2017-06-04 13:07:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-parked-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="640" height="383" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6740" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A staggering ninety per cent of all cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis, an official survey has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nRepresentatives from pollsters Morri found nine out of ten vehicles outside the Waitrose store in Ipswich were Audis of various models.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAll belonged to middle class folk who looked very important and busy as they dashed inside the store to pick up their overpriced vegetables, <a type=amzn >wine</a> and avocados.\r\n\r\nPollsters, who were commisioned to carry out the survey by the joint motoring and retail analysts Moore, Money Van-Sents took photographs of the car park to prove just how many Audi owners shopped at Waitrose.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/audis-waitrose.jpg" alt="Audis at Waitrose" width="800" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6741" /></a><i>Hundreds of Audis parked at Waitrose</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photograph at the top of the page shows just one row of the car park, but when the camera panned out to reveal more of the Waitrose parking site at Futura Park <em>above</em>, it was clear there were hundreds of the coveted German cars. The remaining ten per cent of cars were made up of BMWs, Range Rovers and a Mercedes-Benz.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Rupert Johnson said: "This survey is conclusive proof that a certain type of person shops at Waitrose. They will be middle class, drive an Audi and not mind paying over the top for their weekly shop.\r\n\r\n"The irony is they would be devastated to know that if they took the name of their car, and changed just one letter, they would get Aldi."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Nine out of ten cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6739-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-04 13:07:54', '2017-06-04 13:07:54', '', 6739, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6739-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6748, 1, '2017-06-05 12:14:52', '2017-06-05 12:14:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photocopier-boobs-e1496664360234.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photocopier-boobs-e1496664360234.jpg" alt="Photocopier burns breasts" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6749" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman suffered severe burns after trying to photocopy her breasts at an office party.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe unnamed marketing executive, 27, was taken to Ipswich Hospital after the prank at her law firm\'s summer party went wrong.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe had nipped away from the drinks reception to use the photocopier to make a saucy image, which she intended leave on her pal\'s desk "for a joke".\r\n\r\nBut the stunt went wrong when extra-strong UV light from the copier reacted with the pale skin of her breasts, causing a red burn across her chest that needed treatment at accident and emergency.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA hospital insider said: "She was in pain when she turned up in a taxi - her breasts were very red. But she was probably more embarrassed than anything else.\r\n\r\n"She was given some special cream which should speed up her recovery."\r\n\r\nThe A & E worker said the woman had managed to keep her antics secret from work colleagues. "She joked with doctors that she would not be drinking at the next office party."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Woman suffers burns trying to photocopy breasts', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'photocopy-breasts', '', '', '2017-06-05 12:28:04', '2017-06-05 12:28:04', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6748', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6750, 1, '2017-06-05 12:14:52', '2017-06-05 12:14:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photocopier-boobs-e1496664360234.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photocopier-boobs-e1496664360234.jpg" alt="Photocopier burns breasts" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6749" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman suffered severe burns after trying to photocopy her breasts at an office party.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe unnamed marketing executive was taken to Ipswich Hospital after the prank at her law firm\'s summer party went wrong.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe had nipped away from the drinks reception to use the photocopier to make a saucy image, which she intended leave on her pal\'s desk "for a joke".\r\n\r\nBut the stunt went wrong when extra-strong UV light from the copier reacted with the pale skin of her breasts, causing a red burn across her chest that needed treatment at accident and emergency.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA hospital insider said: "She was in pain when she turned up in a taxi - her breasts were very red. But she was probably more embarrassed than anything else.\r\n\r\n"She was given some special cream which should speed up her recovery."\r\n\r\nThe A & E worker said the woman had managed to keep her antics secret from work colleagues. "She joked with doctors that she would not be drinking at the next office party."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Woman suffers burns trying to photocopy breasts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6748-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-05 12:14:52', '2017-06-05 12:14:52', '', 6748, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6748-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6751, 1, '2017-06-05 12:27:58', '2017-06-05 12:27:58', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photocopier-boobs-e1496664360234.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photocopier-boobs-e1496664360234.jpg" alt="Photocopier burns breasts" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6749" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>A woman suffered severe burns after trying to photocopy her breasts at an office party.</strong>\n\nThe unnamed marketing executive, 27, was taken to Ipswich Hospital after the prank at her law firm\'s summer party went wrong.\n\n\n\nShe had nipped away from the drinks reception to use the photocopier to make a saucy image, which she intended leave on her pal\'s desk "for a joke".\n\nBut the stunt went wrong when extra-strong UV light from the copier reacted with the pale skin of her breasts, causing a red burn across her chest that needed treatment at accident and emergency.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA hospital insider said: "She was in pain when she turned up in a taxi - her breasts were very red. But she was probably more embarrassed than anything else.\n\n"She was given some special cream which should speed up her recovery."\n\nThe A & E worker said the woman had managed to keep her antics secret from work colleagues. "She joked with doctors that she would not be drinking at the next office party."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Woman suffers burns trying to photocopy breasts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6748-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-05 12:27:58', '2017-06-05 12:27:58', '', 6748, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6748-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6752, 1, '2017-06-05 12:28:04', '2017-06-05 12:28:04', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photocopier-boobs-e1496664360234.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/photocopier-boobs-e1496664360234.jpg" alt="Photocopier burns breasts" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6749" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman suffered severe burns after trying to photocopy her breasts at an office party.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe unnamed marketing executive, 27, was taken to Ipswich Hospital after the prank at her law firm\'s summer party went wrong.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe had nipped away from the drinks reception to use the photocopier to make a saucy image, which she intended leave on her pal\'s desk "for a joke".\r\n\r\nBut the stunt went wrong when extra-strong UV light from the copier reacted with the pale skin of her breasts, causing a red burn across her chest that needed treatment at accident and emergency.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA hospital insider said: "She was in pain when she turned up in a taxi - her breasts were very red. But she was probably more embarrassed than anything else.\r\n\r\n"She was given some special cream which should speed up her recovery."\r\n\r\nThe A & E worker said the woman had managed to keep her antics secret from work colleagues. "She joked with doctors that she would not be drinking at the next office party."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Woman suffers burns trying to photocopy breasts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6748-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-05 12:28:04', '2017-06-05 12:28:04', '', 6748, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6748-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6753, 1, '2017-06-06 08:32:35', '2017-06-06 08:32:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fried-chicken-e1496737142681.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fried-chicken-e1496737142681.jpg" alt="Fried chicken and cocaine" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6754" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fast-food restaurant has been accused of lacing its fried chicken with small traces of cocaine to make it more appealing.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe takeaway in Ipswich was investigated after a former worker with a grudge tipped off police.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey raided the kitchen and found a quantity of cocaine on a shelf, which was being added to the flour mix before the chicken pieces went in the deep fryer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cocaine-and-fried-chicken.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cocaine-and-fried-chicken.jpg" alt="Fried chicken laced with cocaine" width="595" height="429" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6755" /></a><i>High tea: pieces of fried chicken laced with cocaine</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe owner of the late-night takeaway, who has not been named, admitted what he had done to cops, claiming no one had been put at risk.\r\n\r\nBut he insisted the Class A drug made his fried chicken more enjoyable, and left customers wanting more. Some even came back to eat twice in one evening.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe told police: "Customers couldn\'t get enough of my chicken. They did not understand why they were experiencing a high while eating it.\r\n\r\n"I did not have to put much cocaine in the batter mix, so the benefits of selling more chicken outweighed the cost of the drug."\r\n\r\nThe outlet has now been closed, and the owner is set to appear before Ipswich Magistrates within weeks.\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the drug had been used for nearly four months, and that as many as a thousand customers in Ipswich, some children, had unwittingly taken cocaine and may never know.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Restaurant laced fried chicken with cocaine to boost sales', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cocaine-fried-chicken', '', '', '2017-06-06 08:35:12', '2017-06-06 08:35:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6753', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6755, 1, '2017-06-06 08:21:01', '2017-06-06 08:21:01', 'Cocaine added to restaurant fried chicken batter', 'cocaine and fried chicken', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cocaine-and-fried-chicken', '', '', '2017-06-06 08:21:31', '2017-06-06 08:21:31', '', 6753, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cocaine-and-fried-chicken.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6756, 1, '2017-06-06 08:32:35', '2017-06-06 08:32:35', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fried-chicken-e1496737142681.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fried-chicken-e1496737142681.jpg" alt="Fried chicken and cocaine" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6754" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fast-food restaurant has been accused of lacing its fried chicken with small traces of cocaine to make it more appealing.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe takeaway in Ipswich was investigated after a former worker with a grudge tipped off police.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey raided the kitchen and found a quantity of cocaine on a shelf, which was being added to the flour mix before the chicken pieces went in the deep fryer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cocaine-and-fried-chicken.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cocaine-and-fried-chicken.jpg" alt="Fried chicken laced with cocaine" width="595" height="429" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6755" /></a><i>High tea: pieces of fried chicken laced with cocaine</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe owner of the late-night takeaway, who has not been named, admitted what he had done to cops, claiming no one had been put at risk.\r\n\r\nBut he insisted the Class A drug made his fried chicken more enjoyable, and left customers wanting more. Some even came back to eat twice in one evening.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe told police: "Customers were coming back several times a week demanding more chicken, and not really knowing why they were experiencing a high while eating it.\r\n\r\n"I did not have to put much cocaine in the batter mix, so the benefits of selling more chicken outweighed the cost of the drug."\r\n\r\nThe outlet has now been closed, and the owner is set to appear before Ipswich Magistrates within weeks.\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the drug had been used for nearly four months, and that as many as a thousand customers in Ipswich, some children, had unwittingly taken cocaine and may never know.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Restaurant laced fried chicken with cocaine to boost sales', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6753-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-06 08:32:35', '2017-06-06 08:32:35', '', 6753, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6753-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6757, 1, '2017-06-06 08:34:01', '2017-06-06 08:34:01', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fried-chicken-e1496737142681.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fried-chicken-e1496737142681.jpg" alt="Fried chicken and cocaine" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6754" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nA fast-food restaurant has been accused of lacing its fried chicken with small traces of cocaine to make it more appealing.</strong>\n\nThe takeaway in Ipswich was investigated after a former worker with a grudge tipped off police.\n\n\n\nThey raided the kitchen and found a quantity of cocaine on a shelf, which was being added to the flour mix before the chicken pieces went in the deep fryer.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cocaine-and-fried-chicken.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cocaine-and-fried-chicken.jpg" alt="Fried chicken laced with cocaine" width="595" height="429" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6755" /></a><i>High tea: pieces of fried chicken laced with cocaine</i></center><br><br>\n\nThe owner of the late-night takeaway, who has not been named, admitted what he had done to cops, claiming no one had been put at risk.\n\nBut he insisted the Class A drug made his fried chicken more enjoyable, and left customers wanting more. Some even came back to eat twice in one evening.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHe told police: "Customers couldn\'t get enough of my chicken, and not really knowing why they were experiencing a high while eating it.\n\n"I did not have to put much cocaine in the batter mix, so the benefits of selling more chicken outweighed the cost of the drug."\n\nThe outlet has now been closed, and the owner is set to appear before Ipswich Magistrates within weeks.\n\nOfficers believe the drug had been used for nearly four months, and that as many as a thousand customers in Ipswich, some children, had unwittingly taken cocaine and may never know.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Restaurant laced fried chicken with cocaine to boost sales', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6753-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-06 08:34:01', '2017-06-06 08:34:01', '', 6753, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6753-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6758, 1, '2017-06-06 08:34:29', '2017-06-06 08:34:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fried-chicken-e1496737142681.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fried-chicken-e1496737142681.jpg" alt="Fried chicken and cocaine" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6754" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fast-food restaurant has been accused of lacing its fried chicken with small traces of cocaine to make it more appealing.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe takeaway in Ipswich was investigated after a former worker with a grudge tipped off police.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey raided the kitchen and found a quantity of cocaine on a shelf, which was being added to the flour mix before the chicken pieces went in the deep fryer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cocaine-and-fried-chicken.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cocaine-and-fried-chicken.jpg" alt="Fried chicken laced with cocaine" width="595" height="429" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6755" /></a><i>High tea: pieces of fried chicken laced with cocaine</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe owner of the late-night takeaway, who has not been named, admitted what he had done to cops, claiming no one had been put at risk.\r\n\r\nBut he insisted the Class A drug made his fried chicken more enjoyable, and left customers wanting more. Some even came back to eat twice in one evening.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe told police: "Customers couldn\'t get enough of my chicken. They did not understand why they were experiencing a high while eating it.\r\n\r\n"I did not have to put much cocaine in the batter mix, so the benefits of selling more chicken outweighed the cost of the drug."\r\n\r\nThe outlet has now been closed, and the owner is set to appear before Ipswich Magistrates within weeks.\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the drug had been used for nearly four months, and that as many as a thousand customers in Ipswich, some children, had unwittingly taken cocaine and may never know.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Restaurant laced fried chicken with cocaine to boost sales', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6753-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-06 08:34:29', '2017-06-06 08:34:29', '', 6753, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6753-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6759, 1, '2017-06-06 08:35:12', '2017-06-06 08:35:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fried-chicken-e1496737142681.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fried-chicken-e1496737142681.jpg" alt="Fried chicken and cocaine" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6754" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fast-food restaurant has been accused of lacing its fried chicken with small traces of cocaine to make it more appealing.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe takeaway in Ipswich was investigated after a former worker with a grudge tipped off police.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey raided the kitchen and found a quantity of cocaine on a shelf, which was being added to the flour mix before the chicken pieces went in the deep fryer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cocaine-and-fried-chicken.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cocaine-and-fried-chicken.jpg" alt="Fried chicken laced with cocaine" width="595" height="429" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6755" /></a><i>High tea: pieces of fried chicken laced with cocaine</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe owner of the late-night takeaway, who has not been named, admitted what he had done to cops, claiming no one had been put at risk.\r\n\r\nBut he insisted the Class A drug made his fried chicken more enjoyable, and left customers wanting more. Some even came back to eat twice in one evening.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe told police: "Customers couldn\'t get enough of my chicken. They did not understand why they were experiencing a high while eating it.\r\n\r\n"I did not have to put much cocaine in the batter mix, so the benefits of selling more chicken outweighed the cost of the drug."\r\n\r\nThe outlet has now been closed, and the owner is set to appear before Ipswich Magistrates within weeks.\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the drug had been used for nearly four months, and that as many as a thousand customers in Ipswich, some children, had unwittingly taken cocaine and may never know.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Restaurant laced fried chicken with cocaine to boost sales', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6753-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-06 08:35:12', '2017-06-06 08:35:12', '', 6753, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6753-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6760, 1, '2017-06-06 16:50:54', '2017-06-06 16:50:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/not-the-katie-hopkins-column.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/not-the-katie-hopkins-column.jpg" alt="Not Katie Hopkins" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6761" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>I wish I had stood in this election for the Katie Hopkins Party as I know I would have swept the board with my common sense and popular views.</strong>\r\n\r\nInstead of taxing the rich, my manifesto would simply increase tax for anyone with a foreign name, including Irish, Scottish, Welsh and anything I can\'t pronounce.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMany of you will know my view of fat people with their lack of discipline, stuffing themselves with junk food and foreign muck.\r\n\r\nI would have brought in a law to put a set of weighing scales at every food bank. Anyone with an abnormal Body Mass Index would have to leave.\r\n\r\nAnd why are they called food "banks"?\r\n\r\nThese people are so thick they don\'t know how a bank works. It goes like this. On pay day, your money goes in the "bank". And when you are a bit skint you go and draw some out.\r\n\r\nNow food "banks" don\'t work like that. The low-lifes who use them should pay in  (deposit) on benefits day. Say a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti, some tuna, a tin of Spam and some Ambrosia custard.\r\nThen as the week goes on and they are short of money, they could draw one or all of the tins out.\r\n\r\nCan you imagine me going to my bank, Coutts, and asking for some money I hadn\'t paid in?\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnyway, I will just have to work on my manifesto for the next General Election, which will probably be in four years, or six months if Diane Abbott is doing the calculations.\r\n\r\nI\'m sorry you won\'t all have a fascist candidate in your area. By next week we will know what we are in for. I will be giving the winning side the benefit of my advice on social care, immigration and the health service and of course will be keeping you all informed on the paper of record, the Suffolk Gazette. Happy voting!\r\n\r\nKatie x\r\n\r\n<i>Editor\'s note: This column is not written by Katie Hopkins, even though she is apparently looking for a new newspaper column</i>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Not the Katie Hopkins Column: Taxing foreigners and bashing food banks', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'not-katie-hopkins-column', '', '', '2017-06-06 16:54:51', '2017-06-06 16:54:51', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6760', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6763, 1, '2017-06-06 16:50:54', '2017-06-06 16:50:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/not-the-katie-hopkins-column.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/not-the-katie-hopkins-column.jpg" alt="Not Katie Hopkins" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6761" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>I wish I had stood in this election for the Katie Hopkins Party as I know I would have swept the board with my common sense and popular views.</strong>\r\n\r\nInstead of taxing the rich, my manifesto would simply increase tax for anyone with a foreign name, including Irish, Scottish, Welsh and anything I can\'t pronounce.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMany of you will know my view of fat people with their lack of discipline, stuffing themselves with junk food and foreign muck.\r\n\r\nI would have brought in a law to put a set of weighing scales at every food bank. Anyone with an abnormal Body Mass Index would have to leave.\r\n\r\nAnd why are they called food "banks"?\r\n\r\nThese people are so thick they don\'t know how a bank works. It goes like this. On pay day, your money goes in the "bank". And when you are a bit skint you go and draw some out.\r\n\r\nNow food "banks" don\'t work like that. The low-lifes who use them should pay in  (deposit) on benefits day. Say a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti, some tuna, a tin of Spam and some Ambrosia custard.\r\nThen as the week goes on and they are short of money, they could draw one or all of the tins out.\r\n\r\nCan you imagine me going to my bank, Coutts, and asking for some money I hadn\'t paid in?\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnyway, I will just have to work on my manifesto for the next General Election, which will probably be in four years, or six months if Diane Abbott is doing the calculations.\r\n\r\nI\'m sorry you won\'t all have a fascist candidate in your area. By next week we will know what we are in for. I will be giving the winning side the benefit of my advice on social care, immigration and the health service and of course will be keeping you all informed on the paper of record, the Suffolk Gazette. Happy voting!\r\n\r\nKatie x\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Not the Katie Hopkins Column: Taxing foreigners and bashing food banks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6760-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-06 16:50:54', '2017-06-06 16:50:54', '', 6760, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6760-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6764, 1, '2017-06-06 16:54:05', '2017-06-06 16:54:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/not-the-katie-hopkins-column.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/not-the-katie-hopkins-column.jpg" alt="Not Katie Hopkins" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6761" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>I wish I had stood in this election for the Katie Hopkins Party as I know I would have swept the board with my common sense and popular views.</strong>\n\nInstead of taxing the rich, my manifesto would simply increase tax for anyone with a foreign name, including Irish, Scottish, Welsh and anything I can\'t pronounce.\n\n\n\nMany of you will know my view of fat people with their lack of discipline, stuffing themselves with junk food and foreign muck.\n\nI would have brought in a law to put a set of weighing scales at every food bank. Anyone with an abnormal Body Mass Index would have to leave.\n\nAnd why are they called food "banks"?\n\nThese people are so thick they don\'t know how a bank works. It goes like this. On pay day, your money goes in the "bank". And when you are a bit skint you go and draw some out.\n\nNow food "banks" don\'t work like that. The low-lifes who use them should pay in  (deposit) on benefits day. Say a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti, some tuna, a tin of Spam and some Ambrosia custard.\nThen as the week goes on and they are short of money, they could draw one or all of the tins out.\n\nCan you imagine me going to my bank, Coutts, and asking for some money I hadn\'t paid in?\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAnyway, I will just have to work on my manifesto for the next General Election, which will probably be in four years, or six months if Diane Abbott is doing the calculations.\n\nI\'m sorry you won\'t all have a fascist candidate in your area. By next week we will know what we are in for. I will be giving the winning side the benefit of my advice on social care, immigration and the health service and of course will be keeping you all informed on the paper of record, the Suffolk Gazette. Happy voting!\n\nKatie x\n\n\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\n', 'Not the Katie Hopkins Column: Taxing foreigners and bashing food banks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6760-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-06 16:54:05', '2017-06-06 16:54:05', '', 6760, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6760-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6765, 1, '2017-06-06 16:54:51', '2017-06-06 16:54:51', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/not-the-katie-hopkins-column.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/not-the-katie-hopkins-column.jpg" alt="Not Katie Hopkins" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6761" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>I wish I had stood in this election for the Katie Hopkins Party as I know I would have swept the board with my common sense and popular views.</strong>\r\n\r\nInstead of taxing the rich, my manifesto would simply increase tax for anyone with a foreign name, including Irish, Scottish, Welsh and anything I can\'t pronounce.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMany of you will know my view of fat people with their lack of discipline, stuffing themselves with junk food and foreign muck.\r\n\r\nI would have brought in a law to put a set of weighing scales at every food bank. Anyone with an abnormal Body Mass Index would have to leave.\r\n\r\nAnd why are they called food "banks"?\r\n\r\nThese people are so thick they don\'t know how a bank works. It goes like this. On pay day, your money goes in the "bank". And when you are a bit skint you go and draw some out.\r\n\r\nNow food "banks" don\'t work like that. The low-lifes who use them should pay in  (deposit) on benefits day. Say a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti, some tuna, a tin of Spam and some Ambrosia custard.\r\nThen as the week goes on and they are short of money, they could draw one or all of the tins out.\r\n\r\nCan you imagine me going to my bank, Coutts, and asking for some money I hadn\'t paid in?\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnyway, I will just have to work on my manifesto for the next General Election, which will probably be in four years, or six months if Diane Abbott is doing the calculations.\r\n\r\nI\'m sorry you won\'t all have a fascist candidate in your area. By next week we will know what we are in for. I will be giving the winning side the benefit of my advice on social care, immigration and the health service and of course will be keeping you all informed on the paper of record, the Suffolk Gazette. Happy voting!\r\n\r\nKatie x\r\n\r\n<i>Editor\'s note: This column is not written by Katie Hopkins, even though she is apparently looking for a new newspaper column</i>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Not the Katie Hopkins Column: Taxing foreigners and bashing food banks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6760-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-06 16:54:51', '2017-06-06 16:54:51', '', 6760, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6760-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6766, 1, '2017-06-07 08:46:40', '2017-06-07 08:46:40', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe funeral and cremation of Suffolk Gazette gardening writer Anita Bush was sensationally postponed yesterday under suspicions that she may have been murdered.</strong>\r\n\r\nA post-mortem examination revealed that as well as copious amounts of gin in her system there were traces of Weedol.\r\n\r\nAnd police were astonished to discover whip marks across her backside which cannot be explained.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer husband Norbert, 69, told officer he thought the marks were from where she recently fell into a blackberry bush.\r\n\r\nOur crime correspondent Hugh Dunnett has had sight of a statement made by a neighbour after Ms Bush was found, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">believed drowned in the water feature in her garden</a> last week.\r\n\r\nPolice will be interviewing other neighbors from Stowmarket, Suffolk, friends and relatives and certain Suffolk Gazette readers who had been trolling Ms Bush and making rude jokes about her.\r\n\r\nThe secret statement was from villager Jennifer Wiggins. It said: "I heard shouting the night before her body was found. I believe Ms Bush was singing <em>Roll Out The Barrel</em> and a man was shouting at her to \'shut the feck up\'.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"People thought Ms Bush was a sweet old gardener but there was another side to her. I once saw her unload some common B & Q <a type=amzn >lobelias</a> from her Nissan Micra. I told her I was expecting a delivery of more exotic plants from Sarah Raven and she sneered at me.\r\n\r\n"A few days later all my posh plants were dead. I know this sounds like a motive for me to kill her but there are dozens of other suspects who wanted rid of her. There were rumours of her husband going out late at night. There are whispers that he is to be questioned."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Constabulary said: "We don\'t know how you got this statement but we cannot comment. Our inquiries are continuing and if anyone has any information they should contact us."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette with a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Crime sensation: Anita Bush may have been murdered', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'anita-bush-murdered', '', '', '2017-06-07 08:53:11', '2017-06-07 08:53:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6766', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6767, 1, '2017-06-07 08:46:40', '2017-06-07 08:46:40', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe funeral and cremation of Suffolk Gazette gardening writer Anita Bush was sensationally postponed yesterday under suspicions that she may have been murdered.</strong>\r\n\r\nA post-Mortem  examination revealed that as well as copious amounts of gin in her system there were traces of Weedol.\r\n\r\nAnd police were astonished to discover whip marks across her backside which cannot be explained.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer husband Norbert, 69, told officer he thought the marks were from where she recently fell into a blackberry bush.\r\n\r\nOur crime correspondent Hugh Dunnett has had sight of a statement made by a neighbour after Ms Bush was found, believed drowned in the water feature in her garden last week.\r\n\r\nPolice will be interviewing other neighbors from Stowmarket, Suffolk, friends and relatives and certain Suffolk Gazette readers who had been trolling Miss Bush and making rude jokes about her.\r\n\r\nThe secret statement was from villager Jennifer Wiggins. It said: "I heard shouting the night before her body was found. I believe Ms Bush was singing Roll Out The Barrel and a man was shouting at her to \'shut the feck up\'.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"People thought Ms Bush was a sweet old gardener but there was another side to her. I once saw her unload some common B & Q lobelias from her Nissan Micra. I told her I was expecting a delivery of more exotic plants from Sarah Raven and she sneered at me.\r\n\r\n"A few days later all my posh plants were dead. I know this sounds like a motive for me to kill her but there are dozens of other suspects who wanted rid of her. There were rumours of her husband going out late at night. There are whispers that he is to be questioned."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Constabulary said: "We don\'t know how you got this statement but we cannot comment. Our inquiries are continuing and if anyone has any information they should contact us."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette with a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Crime sensation: Anita Bush may have been murdered', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6766-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-07 08:46:40', '2017-06-07 08:46:40', '', 6766, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6766-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6768, 1, '2017-06-07 08:53:07', '2017-06-07 08:53:07', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nThe funeral and cremation of Suffolk Gazette gardening writer Anita Bush was sensationally postponed yesterday under suspicions that she may have been murdered.</strong>\n\nA post-mortem examination revealed that as well as copious amounts of gin in her system there were traces of Weedol.\n\nAnd police were astonished to discover whip marks across her backside which cannot be explained.\n\n\n\nHer husband Norbert, 69, told officer he thought the marks were from where she recently fell into a blackberry bush.\n\nOur crime correspondent Hugh Dunnett has had sight of a statement made by a neighbour after Ms Bush was found, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">believed drowned in the water feature in her garden</a> last week.\n\nPolice will be interviewing other neighbors from Stowmarket, Suffolk, friends and relatives and certain Suffolk Gazette readers who had been trolling Ms Bush and making rude jokes about her.\n\nThe secret statement was from villager Jennifer Wiggins. It said: "I heard shouting the night before her body was found. I believe Ms Bush was singing <em>Roll Out The Barrel</em> and a man was shouting at her to \'shut the feck up\'.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"People thought Ms Bush was a sweet old gardener but there was another side to her. I once saw her unload some common B & Q <a type=amzn >lobelias</a> from her Nissan Micra. I told her I was expecting a delivery of more exotic plants from Sarah Raven and she sneered at me.\n\n"A few days later all my posh plants were dead. I know this sounds like a motive for me to kill her but there are dozens of other suspects who wanted rid of her. There were rumours of her husband going out late at night. There are whispers that he is to be questioned."\n\nA spokesman for Suffolk Constabulary said: "We don\'t know how you got this statement but we cannot comment. Our inquiries are continuing and if anyone has any information they should contact us."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette with a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Crime sensation: Anita Bush may have been murdered', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6766-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-07 08:53:07', '2017-06-07 08:53:07', '', 6766, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6766-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6769, 1, '2017-06-07 08:50:23', '2017-06-07 08:50:23', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe funeral and cremation of Suffolk Gazette gardening writer Anita Bush was sensationally postponed yesterday under suspicions that she may have been murdered.</strong>\r\n\r\nA post-mortem examination revealed that as well as copious amounts of gin in her system there were traces of Weedol.\r\n\r\nAnd police were astonished to discover whip marks across her backside which cannot be explained.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer husband Norbert, 69, told officer he thought the marks were from where she recently fell into a blackberry bush.\r\n\r\nOur crime correspondent Hugh Dunnett has had sight of a statement made by a neighbour after Ms Bush was found, believed drowned in the water feature in her garden last week.\r\n\r\nPolice will be interviewing other neighbors from Stowmarket, Suffolk, friends and relatives and certain Suffolk Gazette readers who had been trolling Ms Bush and making rude jokes about her.\r\n\r\nThe secret statement was from villager Jennifer Wiggins. It said: "I heard shouting the night before her body was found. I believe Ms Bush was singing <em>Roll Out The Barrel</em> and a man was shouting at her to \'shut the feck up\'.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"People thought Ms Bush was a sweet old gardener but there was another side to her. I once saw her unload some common B & Q <a type=amzn >lobelias</a> from her Nissan Micra. I told her I was expecting a delivery of more exotic plants from Sarah Raven and she sneered at me.\r\n\r\n"A few days later all my posh plants were dead. I know this sounds like a motive for me to kill her but there are dozens of other suspects who wanted rid of her. There were rumours of her husband going out late at night. There are whispers that he is to be questioned."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Constabulary said: "We don\'t know how you got this statement but we cannot comment. Our inquiries are continuing and if anyone has any information they should contact us."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette with a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Crime sensation: Anita Bush may have been murdered', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6766-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-07 08:50:23', '2017-06-07 08:50:23', '', 6766, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6766-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6770, 1, '2017-06-07 08:53:11', '2017-06-07 08:53:11', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe funeral and cremation of Suffolk Gazette gardening writer Anita Bush was sensationally postponed yesterday under suspicions that she may have been murdered.</strong>\r\n\r\nA post-mortem examination revealed that as well as copious amounts of gin in her system there were traces of Weedol.\r\n\r\nAnd police were astonished to discover whip marks across her backside which cannot be explained.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer husband Norbert, 69, told officer he thought the marks were from where she recently fell into a blackberry bush.\r\n\r\nOur crime correspondent Hugh Dunnett has had sight of a statement made by a neighbour after Ms Bush was found, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">believed drowned in the water feature in her garden</a> last week.\r\n\r\nPolice will be interviewing other neighbors from Stowmarket, Suffolk, friends and relatives and certain Suffolk Gazette readers who had been trolling Ms Bush and making rude jokes about her.\r\n\r\nThe secret statement was from villager Jennifer Wiggins. It said: "I heard shouting the night before her body was found. I believe Ms Bush was singing <em>Roll Out The Barrel</em> and a man was shouting at her to \'shut the feck up\'.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"People thought Ms Bush was a sweet old gardener but there was another side to her. I once saw her unload some common B & Q <a type=amzn >lobelias</a> from her Nissan Micra. I told her I was expecting a delivery of more exotic plants from Sarah Raven and she sneered at me.\r\n\r\n"A few days later all my posh plants were dead. I know this sounds like a motive for me to kill her but there are dozens of other suspects who wanted rid of her. There were rumours of her husband going out late at night. There are whispers that he is to be questioned."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Constabulary said: "We don\'t know how you got this statement but we cannot comment. Our inquiries are continuing and if anyone has any information they should contact us."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette with a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Crime sensation: Anita Bush may have been murdered', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6766-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-07 08:53:11', '2017-06-07 08:53:11', '', 6766, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6766-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6771, 1, '2017-06-07 14:40:13', '2017-06-07 14:40:13', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders\' register.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\nAnother policeman added: "He\'ll also need to keep away from the town\'s gardens - if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty."\r\n\r\n<i>EDITOR\'S NOTE: Three months later, things had not improved for Mr Bishop, who was caught out trying to get a job at an agriculture college, where he wanted to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/tractor-sex-man/" target="_blank">give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-07 14:40:13', '2017-06-07 14:40:13', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6772, 1, '2017-06-07 20:14:27', '2017-06-07 20:14:27', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette\'s very own Psychic Dog has carefully selected the winner of the UK general election.</strong>\r\n\r\nOur chocolate labrador was asked to pick the coloured sock which represented a winner from the main political parties.\r\n\r\nAnd before any readers cry foul and point out that dogs are colour blind, we put each sock next to a photograph of the party leader so the clever pooch would recognise it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe only possible hitch with our completely scientific experiment was the lack of a SNP sock, so we used a tartan cumerband instead.\r\n\r\nInitially the dog, which correctly chose the last general election result by selecting the Green Party (<em>surely some mistake? Ed</em>), headed for one woolen garment but seemed to have second thoughts.\r\n\r\nThankfully, another hound was on hand to offer support, and this time the lab made a beeline for the winning party.\r\n\r\nYou\'ll have to watch the video below for the result. We think Psychic Dog will be on the television election specials with this sort of political analysis.\r\n\r\n<center><div style="position:relative;height:0;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/btOAtG6Ow_Q?ecver=2" width="640" height="360" frameborder="0" style="position:absolute;width:100%;height:100%;left:0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA political commentator said: "The pollsters are all over the place trying to predict this general election result. Thank God we have the Suffolk Gazette\'s Psychic Dog to tell us what is going to happen."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Our psychic dog picks UK general election winner', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'psychic-dog-election', '', '', '2017-06-07 20:22:05', '2017-06-07 20:22:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6772', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6774, 1, '2017-06-07 20:14:27', '2017-06-07 20:14:27', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette\'s very own Psychic Dog has carefully selected the winner of the UK general election.</strong>\r\n\r\nOur chocolate labrador was asked to select the coloured sock which represented a winner from the main political parties.\r\n\r\nAnd before any readers cry foul and point out that dogs are colour blind, we put each sock next to a photograph of the party leader so the clever pooch would recognise it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe only possible hitch with our completely scientific experiment was the lack of a SNP sock, so we used a tartan cumerband instead.\r\n\r\nInitially the dog, which correctly chose the last general election result by selecting the Green Party (<em>surely some mistake? Ed</em>), headed for one woolen garment but seemed to have second thoughts.\r\n\r\nThankfully, another hound was on hand to offer support, and this time the lab made a beeline for the winning party.\r\n\r\nYou\'ll have to watch the video below for the result. We think Psychic Dog will be on the television election specials with this sort of political analysis.\r\n\r\n<center><div style="position:relative;height:0;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/btOAtG6Ow_Q?ecver=2" width="640" height="360" frameborder="0" style="position:absolute;width:100%;height:100%;left:0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA political commentator said: "The pollsters are all over the place trying to predict this general election result. Thank God we have the Suffolk Gazette\'s Psychic Dog to tell us what is going to happen."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Our psychic dog picks UK general election winner', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6772-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-07 20:14:27', '2017-06-07 20:14:27', '', 6772, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6772-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6775, 1, '2017-06-07 20:21:18', '2017-06-07 20:21:18', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette\'s very own Psychic Dog has carefully selected the winner of the UK general election.</strong>\n\nOur chocolate labrador was asked to pick the coloured sock which represented a winner from the main political parties.\n\nAnd before any readers cry foul and point out that dogs are colour blind, we put each sock next to a photograph of the party leader so the clever pooch would recognise it.\n\n\n\nThe only possible hitch with our completely scientific experiment was the lack of a SNP sock, so we used a tartan cumerband instead.\n\nInitially the dog, which correctly chose the last general election result by selecting the Green Party (<em>surely some mistake? Ed</em>), headed for one woolen garment but seemed to have second thoughts.\n\nThankfully, another hound was on hand to offer support, and this time the lab made a beeline for the winning party.\n\nYou\'ll have to watch the video below for the result. We think Psychic Dog will be on the television election specials with this sort of political analysis.\n\n<center><div style="position:relative;height:0;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/btOAtG6Ow_Q?ecver=2" width="640" height="360" frameborder="0" style="position:absolute;width:100%;height:100%;left:0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></center><br><br>\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA political commentator said: "The pollsters are all over the place trying to predict this general election result. Thank God we have the Suffolk Gazette\'s Psychic Dog to tell us what is going to happen."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Our psychic dog picks UK general election winner', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6772-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-07 20:21:18', '2017-06-07 20:21:18', '', 6772, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6772-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6776, 1, '2017-06-07 20:22:05', '2017-06-07 20:22:05', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette\'s very own Psychic Dog has carefully selected the winner of the UK general election.</strong>\r\n\r\nOur chocolate labrador was asked to pick the coloured sock which represented a winner from the main political parties.\r\n\r\nAnd before any readers cry foul and point out that dogs are colour blind, we put each sock next to a photograph of the party leader so the clever pooch would recognise it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe only possible hitch with our completely scientific experiment was the lack of a SNP sock, so we used a tartan cumerband instead.\r\n\r\nInitially the dog, which correctly chose the last general election result by selecting the Green Party (<em>surely some mistake? Ed</em>), headed for one woolen garment but seemed to have second thoughts.\r\n\r\nThankfully, another hound was on hand to offer support, and this time the lab made a beeline for the winning party.\r\n\r\nYou\'ll have to watch the video below for the result. We think Psychic Dog will be on the television election specials with this sort of political analysis.\r\n\r\n<center><div style="position:relative;height:0;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/btOAtG6Ow_Q?ecver=2" width="640" height="360" frameborder="0" style="position:absolute;width:100%;height:100%;left:0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA political commentator said: "The pollsters are all over the place trying to predict this general election result. Thank God we have the Suffolk Gazette\'s Psychic Dog to tell us what is going to happen."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Our psychic dog picks UK general election winner', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6772-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-07 20:22:05', '2017-06-07 20:22:05', '', 6772, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6772-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6777, 1, '2017-06-08 10:53:26', '2017-06-08 10:53:26', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks, Political Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today uses the most scientific forecasting yet to reveal that the Green Party will secure a landslide victory in today\'s General Election.</b>\r\n\r\nWe carefully put five socks on the floor, each coloured to represent one of the main parties in England, then let the office dog loose to select the winner of today\'s crucial vote.\r\n\r\nThere was high tension as the process began, with each sock being laid out in a sequence decided by a secret sock draw to ensure fair play.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFrom left to right it was: yellow of the Liberal Democrats, blue for Conservatives, purple for UKIP, green for the Greens, and red for Labour.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-candidates-e1430984647285.jpg" alt="Sock election poll" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-788" /></a><center><i>Good yarn: the Suffolk Gazette political socks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce independent auditors were satisfied all had been placed fairly, our political animal, Addy the chocolate labrador (short for Adnams), was invited into the room to make her selection.\r\n\r\nAnd first it looked like she was going to annoint Ed Miliband\'s Labour Party as the new Government.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/choose-vote-e1430984926511.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette election sock" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-790" /></a><center><i>Is it Labour?</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut then a last-second swing to the Greens meant an emphatic victory for Natalie Bennett\'s Green Party.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vote-green-e1430984878580.jpg" alt="voting green" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-789" /></a><center><i>Eat your greens: Addy selects the winning sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette sock decision will come as a shock as the nation goes to the polls today, as up to now no-one gave the Greens a chance.\r\n\r\nA Green spokesman said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for being the first to predict our victory."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, opposition parties claimed dirty tricks.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Conservatives said: "Everyone knows dogs are colour blind. They don\'t even recognise the colour green, but instead see a grey-to-blue spectrum.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear, therefore, that your dog represents hard-working families and thought it was selecting the Conservative Party."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said our sock poll was "pants".\r\n\r\nAddy was not available for comment, having run off into the kitchen with the green sock, refusing to give it back.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/run-away-e1430985399841.jpg" alt="dog sock" width="250" height="188" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-791" /></a><center><i>Escape: Addy with sock</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sock-voter-e1430985453621.jpg" alt="sock vote" width="250" height="333" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-792" /></a><center><i>Political animal: Addy</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDon\'t miss our other top election exclusives: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/snp-faces-election-humiliation/">SNP faces poll oblivion</a>, and <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ukip-football-team-relegated/" target="_blank">UKIP football team relegated</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'We sock it to the Green Party', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '787-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-08 10:53:26', '2017-06-08 10:53:26', '', 787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/787-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6778, 1, '2017-06-08 11:40:19', '2017-06-08 11:40:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/public-loo-e1496921551294.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/public-loo-e1496921551294.jpg" alt="Public loo" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6779" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorwich city centre is to get its first public loo so residents no longer have to squat in holes by the side of the road.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncillors are set to approve plans for the public convenience in Gaol Hill, between the Guildhall and Norwich Market.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe lavatory block will improve hygiene in Norwich, and also boost tourism as visitors are currently revolted by seeing locals peeing and pooing in holes placed strategically around the city centre.\r\n\r\nAnd it will help to remove the stench that hangs over Norfolk\'s county town, a smell so foul it was cruelly responsible for the historical phrase <em>Norwich is sh*t</em>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCity High Sheriff Delia Smith said: "This is a huge step forward for our city. The new toilet block will have full instructions so members of the public know what to do.\r\n\r\n"If the launch is successful, then the next stage will be to connect the public loo to the sewer system."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norwich city centre to get first public loo', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-public-loo', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:05:59', '2017-06-21 11:05:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6778', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6780, 1, '2017-06-08 11:40:19', '2017-06-08 11:40:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/public-loo-e1496921551294.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/public-loo-e1496921551294.jpg" alt="Public loo" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6779" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorwich city centre is to get its first public loo so residents no longer have to squat in holes by the side of the road.</strong>\r\n\r\nCouncillors are set to approve plans for the public convenience in Gaol Hill, between the Guildhall and Norwich Market.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe lavatory block will improve hygiene in Norwich, and also boost tourism as visitors are currently revolted by seeing locals peeing and pooing in holes placed strategically around the city centre.\r\n\r\nAnd it will help to remove the stench that hangs over Norfolk\'s county town, a smell so foul it was cruelly responsible for the historical phrase <em>Norwich is sh*t</em>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCity High Sheriff Delia Smith said: "This is a huge step forward for our city. The new toilet block will have full instructions so members of the public know what to do.\r\n\r\n"If the launch is successful, then the next stage will be to connect the public loo to the sewer system."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Donate now to the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norwich city centre to get first public loo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6778-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-08 11:40:19', '2017-06-08 11:40:19', '', 6778, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6778-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6782, 1, '2017-06-09 11:52:39', '2017-06-09 11:52:39', '<b>UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has resigned to concentrate on being an astronaut.</b>\r\n\r\nHe stepped down today after his party\'s share of the vote was wiped out across Britain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the rocket scientist and Nobel Peace Prize winner insisted he could now concentrate on his out-of-this world role as an astronaut.\r\n\r\nHe began flying space ships after injury forced him to retire early from his glittering professional football career.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpeaking outside the gates of his rural estate, which he opens for disadvantaged families to live in for free, Mr Nuttall, 27, explained his decision.\r\n\r\n"I\'m delighted to have led UKIP to its second highest ever number of seats in Parliament after this general election.\r\n\r\n"The time is right to leave the Party so we can concentrate on my astronaut business."', 'Paul Nuttall resigns to relaunch astronaut career', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'paul-nuttall-resigns', '', '', '2017-06-15 09:39:44', '2017-06-15 09:39:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6782', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6783, 1, '2017-06-09 11:43:19', '2017-06-09 11:43:19', 'UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has resigned to concentrate on being an astronaut.\r\n\r\nHe stepped down today after his party\'s share of the vote was wiped out across Britain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the rocket scientist and Nobel Peace Prize winner insisted he could now concentrate on his out-of-this world role as an astronaut.\r\n\r\nHe began flying space ships after injury forced him to retire early from his glittering professional football career.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpeaking outside the gates of his rural estate, which he opens for disadvantaged families to live for free, Mr Nuttall, 27, explained his decision.\r\n\r\n"I\'m delighted to have led UKIP to its second highest ever number of seats in Parliament.\r\n\r\n"The time is right to leave the Party so we can concentrate on my astronaut business."', 'Paul Nuttall launches astronaut career', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6782-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-09 11:43:19', '2017-06-09 11:43:19', '', 6782, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6782-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6785, 1, '2017-06-09 11:52:39', '2017-06-09 11:52:39', '<b>UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has resigned to concentrate on being an astronaut.</b>\r\n\r\nHe stepped down today after his party\'s share of the vote was wiped out across Britain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the rocket scientist and Nobel Peace Prize winner insisted he could now concentrate on his out-of-this world role as an astronaut.\r\n\r\nHe began flying space ships after injury forced him to retire early from his glittering professional football career.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpeaking outside the gates of his rural estate, which he opens for disadvantaged families to live in for free, Mr Nuttall, 27, explained his decision.\r\n\r\n"I\'m delighted to have led UKIP to its second highest ever number of seats in Parliament after this general election.\r\n\r\n"The time is right to leave the Party so we can concentrate on my astronaut business."', 'Paul Nuttall resigns to relaunch astronaut career', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6782-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-09 11:52:39', '2017-06-09 11:52:39', '', 6782, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6782-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6787, 1, '2017-06-12 09:24:25', '2017-06-12 09:24:25', '<strong>Jeremy Corbyn\'s general election success has been widely attributed to young voters coming out in droves.</strong>\r\n\r\nNow he is hoping to consolidate his position by bringing in a new law reducing the voting age to just eight years old.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Labour leader told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have had focus groups working on this and set up a <em>Great at Eight</em> commission.\r\n\r\n"I had a letter from Chantelle from Kensington who said, \'I would vote for a party that gave me a pony and a nice little stable for him. I think this kind of thing is important for world peace\'.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chantelle-e1497259184745.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chantelle-e1497259184745.jpg" alt="Chantelle from Kensington" width="600" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6788" /></a><i>Pony up: Chantelle backs Corbyn\'s plan</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Kyle, from Ipswich, said, \'Me and all the others in my class think we should get free fidget spinners so we don\'t get bored and start bombing other countries. This would make me more interested in that voting stuff although I don\'t really know what it means\'.\r\n\r\n"Holly from Leiston said, \'My mum never gives me enough pocket money for <a type=amzn >sweets</a> and this makes me want to riot so I would vote for any party that had more parties, more sweets and goodie bags. I would also like free happy meals. I think politicians are billionaires who like telling fibs and shouting at each other in a big living room with lots of green sofas\'.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Sonny from Stowmarket said, \'Giving us the vote at eight is a great idea because we could boss people about and do banners in art. My dad says I shouldn\'t vote for the library democats because they want to legalise cannibals\'."\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn says hopes to lower the voting age to eight in time for the next general election, which could be any time from now.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Corbyn to lower voting age to EIGHT', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'corbyn-voting-age', '', '', '2017-06-15 09:39:11', '2017-06-15 09:39:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6787', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6789, 1, '2017-06-12 09:24:25', '2017-06-12 09:24:25', '<strong>Jeremy Corbyn\'s general election success has been widely attributed to young voters coming out in droves.</strong>\r\n\r\nNow he is hoping to consolidate his position by bringing in a new law reducing the voting age to just eight years old.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Labour leader told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have had focus groups working on this and set up a <em>Great at Eight</em> commission.\r\n\r\n"I had a letter from Chantelle from Kensington who said: "I would vote for a party that gave me a pony and a nice little stable for him. I think this kind of thing is important for world peace."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chantelle-e1497259184745.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chantelle-e1497259184745.jpg" alt="Chantelle from Kensington" width="600" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6788" /></a><i>Pony up: Chantelle backs Corbyn\'s plan</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Kyle, from Ipswich, said, \'Me and all the others in my class think we should get free fidget spinners so we don\'t get bored and start bombing other countries. This would make me more interested in that voting stuff although I don\'t really know what it means\'.\r\n\r\n"Holly from Leiston said, \'My mum never gives me enough pocket money for sweets and this makes me want to riot so I would vote for any party that had more parties, more sweets and goodie bags. I would also like free happy meals. I think politicians are billionaires who like telling fibs and shouting at each other in a big living room with lots of green sofas\'.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Sonny from Stowmarket said, \'Giving us the vote at eight is a great idea because we could boss people about and do banners in art. My dad says I shouldn\'t vote for the library democats because they want to legalise cannibals\'."\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn says hopes to lower the voting age to eight in time for the next general election, which could be any time from now.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Corbyn to lower voting age to EIGHT', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6787-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-12 09:24:25', '2017-06-12 09:24:25', '', 6787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6787-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6790, 1, '2017-06-13 07:27:19', '2017-06-13 07:27:19', '<strong>Jeremy Corbyn\'s general election success has been widely attributed to young voters coming out in droves.</strong>\r\n\r\nNow he is hoping to consolidate his position by bringing in a new law reducing the voting age to just eight years old.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Labour leader told the Suffolk Gazette: "We have had focus groups working on this and set up a <em>Great at Eight</em> commission.\r\n\r\n"I had a letter from Chantelle from Kensington who said, \'I would vote for a party that gave me a pony and a nice little stable for him. I think this kind of thing is important for world peace\'.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chantelle-e1497259184745.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chantelle-e1497259184745.jpg" alt="Chantelle from Kensington" width="600" height="398" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6788" /></a><i>Pony up: Chantelle backs Corbyn\'s plan</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Kyle, from Ipswich, said, \'Me and all the others in my class think we should get free fidget spinners so we don\'t get bored and start bombing other countries. This would make me more interested in that voting stuff although I don\'t really know what it means\'.\r\n\r\n"Holly from Leiston said, \'My mum never gives me enough pocket money for <a type=amzn >sweets</a> and this makes me want to riot so I would vote for any party that had more parties, more sweets and goodie bags. I would also like free happy meals. I think politicians are billionaires who like telling fibs and shouting at each other in a big living room with lots of green sofas\'.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Sonny from Stowmarket said, \'Giving us the vote at eight is a great idea because we could boss people about and do banners in art. My dad says I shouldn\'t vote for the library democats because they want to legalise cannibals\'."\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn says hopes to lower the voting age to eight in time for the next general election, which could be any time from now.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Corbyn to lower voting age to EIGHT', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6787-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-13 07:27:19', '2017-06-13 07:27:19', '', 6787, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6787-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6791, 1, '2017-06-13 07:52:23', '2017-06-13 07:52:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scarface-cocaine-e1497339803757.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scarface-cocaine-e1497339803757.jpg" alt="Cocaine" width="600" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6792" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nEXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrug users are being urged to take their cocaine to the local police station so officers can check it is not "cut" with damaging chemicals.</strong>\r\n\r\nSimply take your pouch of coke to the nick and tell the desk sergeant you would like it tested for purity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers will ask no questions, but conduct a free cocaine health check to ensure your stash is not cut with a toxic powder that dealers are currently using to make the drug more profitable.\r\n\r\nYour drugs will then be handed back and you can leave the station knowing you are safe to snort the marching powder.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "We have been getting widespread reports in recent weeks of drug dealers lacing - or cutting - cocaine with a toxic substance in order to dilute the drug, sell more in weight and make more profit.\r\n\r\n"This added chemical is affecting users\' brains and ability to function properly - and may end up killing them.\r\n\r\n"So we ask them to simply bring their drugs to the station and ask us to take a look. It should only take ten minutes, but it is great to have peace of mind and certainly not to be sniffed at."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk Police offers free cocaine purity check', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'cocaine-purity-check', '', '', '2017-06-15 09:37:00', '2017-06-15 09:37:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=6791', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6793, 1, '2017-06-13 07:52:23', '2017-06-13 07:52:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scarface-cocaine-e1497339803757.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scarface-cocaine-e1497339803757.jpg" alt="Cocaine" width="600" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6792" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nEXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrug users are being urged to take their cocaine to the local police station so officers can check it is not "cut" with damaging chemicals.</strong>\r\n\r\nSimply take your pouch of coke to the nick and tell the desk sergeant you would like it tested for purity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers will ask no questions, but conduct a free cocaine health check to ensure your stash is not cut with a toxic powder that dealers are currently using to make the drug more profitable.\r\n\r\nYour drugs will then be handed back and you can leave the station knowing you are safe to snort the marching powder.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "We have been getting widespread reports in recent weeks of drug dealers lacing - or cutting - cocaine with a toxic substance in order to dilute the drug, sell more in weight and make more profit.\r\n\r\n"This added chemical is affecting users\' brains and ability to function properly - and may end up killing them.\r\n\r\n"So we ask users to simply bring their drugs to the station and ask us to take a look. It should only take ten minutes, but it is great to have peace of mind and certainly not to be sniffed at."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk Police offers free cocaine health check', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6791-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-13 07:52:23', '2017-06-13 07:52:23', '', 6791, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6791-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6794, 1, '2017-06-15 09:36:46', '2017-06-15 09:36:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scarface-cocaine-e1497339803757.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scarface-cocaine-e1497339803757.jpg" alt="Cocaine" width="600" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6792" /></a></center><br><br>\n<strong>\nEXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nDrug users are being urged to take their cocaine to the local police station so officers can check it is not "cut" with damaging chemicals.</strong>\n\nSimply take your pouch of coke to the nick and tell the desk sergeant you would like it tested for purity.\n\n\n\nOfficers will ask no questions, but conduct a free cocaine health check to ensure your stash is not cut with a toxic powder that dealers are currently using to make the drug more profitable.\n\nYour drugs will then be handed back and you can leave the station knowing you are safe to snort the marching powder.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "We have been getting widespread reports in recent weeks of drug dealers lacing - or cutting - cocaine with a toxic substance in order to dilute the drug, sell more in weight and make more profit.\n\n"This added chemical is affecting users\' brains and ability to function properly - and may end up killing them.\n\n"So we ask them to simply bring their drugs to the station and ask us to take a look. It should only take ten minutes, but it is great to have peace of mind and certainly not to be sniffed at."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk Police offers free cocaine purity check', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6791-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-15 09:36:46', '2017-06-15 09:36:46', '', 6791, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6791-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6795, 1, '2017-06-13 07:57:18', '2017-06-13 07:57:18', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scarface-cocaine-e1497339803757.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scarface-cocaine-e1497339803757.jpg" alt="Cocaine" width="600" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6792" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nEXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrug users are being urged to take their cocaine to the local police station so officers can check it is not "cut" with damaging chemicals.</strong>\r\n\r\nSimply take your pouch of coke to the nick and tell the desk sergeant you would like it tested for purity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers will ask no questions, but conduct a free cocaine health check to ensure your stash is not cut with a toxic powder that dealers are currently using to make the drug more profitable.\r\n\r\nYour drugs will then be handed back and you can leave the station knowing you are safe to snort the marching powder.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "We have been getting widespread reports in recent weeks of drug dealers lacing - or cutting - cocaine with a toxic substance in order to dilute the drug, sell more in weight and make more profit.\r\n\r\n"This added chemical is affecting users\' brains and ability to function properly - and may end up killing them.\r\n\r\n"So we ask them to simply bring their drugs to the station and ask us to take a look. It should only take ten minutes, but it is great to have peace of mind and certainly not to be sniffed at."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk Police offers free cocaine health check', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6791-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-13 07:57:18', '2017-06-13 07:57:18', '', 6791, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6791-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6796, 1, '2017-06-13 08:03:44', '2017-06-13 08:03:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scarface-cocaine-e1497339803757.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scarface-cocaine-e1497339803757.jpg" alt="Cocaine" width="600" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6792" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nEXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrug users are being urged to take their cocaine to the local police station so officers can check it is not "cut" with damaging chemicals.</strong>\r\n\r\nSimply take your pouch of coke to the nick and tell the desk sergeant you would like it tested for purity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers will ask no questions, but conduct a free cocaine health check to ensure your stash is not cut with a toxic powder that dealers are currently using to make the drug more profitable.\r\n\r\nYour drugs will then be handed back and you can leave the station knowing you are safe to snort the marching powder.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "We have been getting widespread reports in recent weeks of drug dealers lacing - or cutting - cocaine with a toxic substance in order to dilute the drug, sell more in weight and make more profit.\r\n\r\n"This added chemical is affecting users\' brains and ability to function properly - and may end up killing them.\r\n\r\n"So we ask them to simply bring their drugs to the station and ask us to take a look. It should only take ten minutes, but it is great to have peace of mind and certainly not to be sniffed at."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk Police offers free cocaine purity check', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6791-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-13 08:03:44', '2017-06-13 08:03:44', '', 6791, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6791-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6797, 1, '2017-06-13 13:19:44', '2017-06-13 13:19:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg" alt="Old tools" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4928" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nArcheologists were today celebrating a spectacular new find that proves metal tools may have been used in Norfolk as far back as 1946.</b>\n\nA dig near Dereham has unearthed items including rare iron spanners, a wrench, what appears to be a hammer and even four nails that have been carbon-dated to a period just after the Second World War.\n\n\n\nExperts say the exciting discovery proves Norfolk people were intelligent enough to make or repair things using metal tools decades before the previous best estimate of around 1970.\n\nProfessor Doug Anderson, of the University of East Anglia said: "A turnip farmer at Sutton, near Dereham, found what appeared to be an old nail and called in our team of archaeologists. We dug a huge hole and unearthed a treasure trove of tools, as well as a lot of turnips.\n\n"No one would have believed this area of Britain was capable of such intelligence as early as 1946."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSpecialists are now restoring the priceless <a type=amzn >Harry Potter</a>before presenting them for public display in Norwich Museum next month.\n\nA museum spokesman said: "This new exhibit will create quite a stir locally. The tools were found on the land of a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who has farmed the area with his sister and their eight children for the past 30 years."\n\nMr Spuckler was unavailable for comment, but is believed to be planning to call the farm Sutton Hoooooo in a greedy bid to attract tourists.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dig proves tools used in Norfolk as far back as 1946', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4926-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-06-13 13:19:44', '2017-06-13 13:19:44', '', 4926, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4926-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (6798, 1, '2017-06-13 13:20:00', '2017-06-13 13:20:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg" alt="Old tools" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4928" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nArcheologists were today celebrating a spectacular new find that proves metal tools may have been used in Norfolk as far back as 1946.</b>\r\n\r\nA dig near Dereham has unearthed items including rare iron spanners, a wrench, what appears to be a hammer and even four nails that have been carbon-dated to a period just after the Second World War.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExperts say the exciting discovery proves Norfolk people were intelligent enough to make or repair things using metal tools decades before the previous best estimate of around 1970.\r\n\r\nProfessor Doug Anderson, of the University of East Anglia said: "A turnip farmer at Sutton, near Dereham, found what appeared to be an old nail and called in our team of archaeologists. We dug a huge hole and unearthed a treasure trove of tools, as well as a lot of turnips.\r\n\r\n"No one would have believed this area of Britain was capable of such intelligence as early as 1946."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpecialists are now restoring the priceless <a type=amzn >tools</a> before presenting them for public display in Norwich Museum next month.\r\n\r\nA museum spokesman said: "This new exhibit will create quite a stir locally. The tools were found on the land of a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who has farmed the area with his sister and their eight children for the past 30 years."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler was unavailable for comment, but is believed to be planning to call the farm Sutton Hoooooo in a greedy bid to attract tourists.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dig proves tools used in Norfolk as far back as 1946', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4926-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-06-13 13:20:00', '2017-06-13 13:20:00', '', 4926, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4926-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
