INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3033, 1, '2016-03-10 14:49:33', '2016-03-10 14:49:33', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nFishing Correspondent\r\n\r\nBoris Johnson is leading the EU out campaign because he has a secret controlling interest in a chain of Suffolk fish and chip shops.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal that the Tory heavyweight\'s chippy empire will profit if Britain is exempt from the EU\'s restrictive North Sea fishing quotas.\r\n\r\nBumper-sized trawler catches of cod and haddock will ensure a cheaper supply to his high-class fish and chip establishments in Aldeburgh, Leiston, Woodbridge and Southwold.\r\n\r\nBut industry experts are surprised the fish and chip shop millionaire has gone to such underhand extremes to improve business.\r\n\r\n"It goes to show how ruthless these politicians are," said Mr Chris P Fry, chairman of the Lowestoft Fisheries Corporation. "Staking your whole political future on such a major issue as Brexit is one thing, but being caught out doing so for business reasons is quite another."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/496504656" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:69.191919% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/496504656?et=og1YD-oDSnpwPWwPKAqJjg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=BZswMm28TlkGY9YVREFmzcW1sdQhsBYftL5ZEwRjfYY=" width="594" height="411" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Something fishy: Boris Johnson tests new ingredients for his fish and chip shops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals Johnson owns six fish and chip shops in the upmarket Suffolk coastal area, using a parent company called Batter Europe Now Ltd.\r\n\r\nCompanies House records show the chain turned over £3.1 million last year, netting a profit of £1 million for Mr Johnson and company director Ian Luscombe, who is also named as a non-executive director of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-treacle-mine/" target="_blank">Suffolk treacle mine</a>.\r\n\r\nThe chippies are popular with Suffolk locals and a firm favourite for tourists - and even Mr Johnson ships regular takeaways to London by taxi so he can enjoy slap-up dinners at home.\r\n\r\nOne pro-Europe campaigner said: "This probably explains why Boris is a little overweight. But now his secret fast-food empire, and the reasons for his support of leaving the European Union have been exposed, we\'re sure we\'ll win the referendum and stay in Europe."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson was unavailable to speak to the Suffolk Gazette last night, but a friend said: "Boris is not trying to wriggle off the hook - when the chips are down he\'ll come out fighting."\r\n\r\nOur story seems to confirm many alleged sightings of Mr Johnson near fish and chip shops in east Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson\'s fish and chip shame', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3021-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 14:49:33', '2016-03-10 14:49:33', '', 3021, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3021-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3034, 1, '2016-03-10 15:22:25', '2016-03-10 15:22:25', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Aspall, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nMulti-millionaire rapper Dr Dre got the inspiration for his famous music headphones while being caught behind slow-moving farm traffic in Suffolk, we can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nTalking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, he told for the first time how his Beets By Dray headphones were dreamt up on the A134 near Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was on vacation in the UK and driving through west Suffolk when I got held up behind this horse and cart pulling a load of beet to the Bury St Edmunds sugar beet factory.\r\n\r\n"It is a very windy, narrow road, nothing like the eight-lane highways I am used to back in California, and I was stuck for hours.\r\n\r\n"I was just staring at the back of this dray full of beet, and then I thought, \'Hey, beets by dray sounds pretty cool\' - and my brand was born!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beets-by-dray-1.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3035"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beets-by-dray-1.jpg" alt="beets-by-dray-1" width="800" height="630" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3035" /></a><i>Dr Dre\'s photo of the Suffolk farmer who inspired him on the A134</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhen Dr Dre, 51, got back to the US, he set about putting his production plans into action, and the Beets By Dray brand sprang to life. His trendy, high-powered and colourful headphones began to sell in their millions. They became so successful that Dr Dre\'s company, Beets Electronics turned over $1.5 billion in 2013 and was bought by Apple one year later.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beats-by-dre-e1457622774850.png" rel="attachment wp-att-3036"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beats-by-dre-e1457622774850.png" alt="beats-by-dre" width="250" height="263" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3036" /></a><i>Beets By Dray</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"And I owe it all to the A134 in Suffolk and a very slow farmer," Dr Dre said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette he took a photograph of the farmer on that fateful day in 2008, which he has allowed us to reproduce here, and he would now like to track him down. "I\'d happily return to England and reward this farmer for giving me the idea for Beets By Dray," he said.  \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dr Dre reveals Beets By Dray inspired by Suffolk farmer', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'beets-by-dray', '', '', '2017-04-04 08:22:53', '2017-04-04 08:22:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3034', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3037, 1, '2016-03-10 15:17:18', '2016-03-10 15:17:18', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nMuliti-millionaire rapper Dr Dre got the inspiration for his famous music headphones after being caught behind slow-moving farm traffic in Suffolk, we can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nTalking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, he told for the first time how his Beets By Dray headphones were dreamt up on the A134 near Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"I was driving through west Suffolk and got caught up behind this horse and cart pulling a load of beet to the Bury St Edmunds sugar beet factory. It is a very windy, narrow road, nothing like the eight-lane highways in the US that I am used to, and I was stuck for hours.\r\n\r\n"I was just staring at the beet on this dray, and then I thought, \'Hey, beets by dray sounds pretty cool\' - and my brand was born."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beets-by-dray-1.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3035"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beets-by-dray-1.jpg" alt="beets-by-dray-1" width="800" height="630" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3035" /></a><i>Dr Dre\'s photograph of the Suffolk farmer who inspired him on the A134</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhen Dr Dre, 51, got back to the US, he set about putting his production plans into action, and the Beets By Dray brand was born. His trendy, high-powered and colourdful headphones began to sell in their millions. They became so successful that Dr Dre\'s company, Beets Electronics turned over $1.5 billion in 2013 and was bought by Apple one year later.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beats-by-dre-e1457622774850.png" rel="attachment wp-att-3036"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beats-by-dre-e1457622774850.png" alt="beats-by-dre" width="250" height="263" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3036" /></a><i>Beets By Dray</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"And I owe it all to the A134 and a very slow farmer in Suffolk," Dr Dre said.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette he took a photograph of the farmer and would now like to track him down. "I would like to return to England and reward this farmer for giving me idea for Beets By Dray," he said.  \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dr Dre reveals Beets By Dray inspired by Suffolk farmer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3034-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 15:17:18', '2016-03-10 15:17:18', '', 3034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3034-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3038, 1, '2016-03-10 15:22:25', '2016-03-10 15:22:25', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nMulti-millionaire rapper Dr Dre got the inspiration for his famous music headphones while being caught behind slow-moving farm traffic in Suffolk, we can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nTalking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, he told for the first time how his Beets By Dray headphones were dreamt up on the A134 near Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"I was on vacation in the UK and driving through west Suffolk when I got held up behind this horse and cart pulling a load of beet to the Bury St Edmunds sugar beet factory.\r\n\r\n"It is a very windy, narrow road, nothing like the eight-lane highways I am used to back in California, and I was stuck for hours.\r\n\r\n"I was just staring at the back of this dray full of beet, and then I thought, \'Hey, beets by dray sounds pretty cool\' - and my brand was born!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beets-by-dray-1.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3035"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beets-by-dray-1.jpg" alt="beets-by-dray-1" width="800" height="630" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3035" /></a><i>Dr Dre\'s photo of the Suffolk farmer who inspired him on the A134</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhen Dr Dre, 51, got back to the US, he set about putting his production plans into action, and the Beets By Dray brand sprang to life. His trendy, high-powered and colourful headphones began to sell in their millions. They became so successful that Dr Dre\'s company, Beets Electronics turned over $1.5 billion in 2013 and was bought by Apple one year later.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beats-by-dre-e1457622774850.png" rel="attachment wp-att-3036"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beats-by-dre-e1457622774850.png" alt="beats-by-dre" width="250" height="263" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3036" /></a><i>Beets By Dray</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"And I owe it all to the A134 and a very slow farmer in Suffolk," Dr Dre said.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette he took a photograph of the farmer on that fateful day in 2008, which he has allowed us to reproduce here, and he would now like to track him down. "I\'d happily return to England and reward this farmer for giving me the idea for Beets By Dray," he said.  \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dr Dre reveals Beets By Dray inspired by Suffolk farmer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3034-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 15:22:25', '2016-03-10 15:22:25', '', 3034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3034-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3039, 1, '2016-03-10 15:38:01', '2016-03-10 15:38:01', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nMulti-millionaire rapper Dr Dre got the inspiration for his famous music headphones while being caught behind slow-moving farm traffic in Suffolk, we can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nTalking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, he told for the first time how his Beets By Dray headphones were dreamt up on the A134 near Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"I was on vacation in the UK and driving through west Suffolk when I got held up behind this horse and cart pulling a load of beet to the Bury St Edmunds sugar beet factory.\r\n\r\n"It is a very windy, narrow road, nothing like the eight-lane highways I am used to back in California, and I was stuck for hours.\r\n\r\n"I was just staring at the back of this dray full of beet, and then I thought, \'Hey, beets by dray sounds pretty cool\' - and my brand was born!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beets-by-dray-1.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3035"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beets-by-dray-1.jpg" alt="beets-by-dray-1" width="800" height="630" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3035" /></a><i>Dr Dre\'s photo of the Suffolk farmer who inspired him on the A134</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWhen Dr Dre, 51, got back to the US, he set about putting his production plans into action, and the Beets By Dray brand sprang to life. His trendy, high-powered and colourful headphones began to sell in their millions. They became so successful that Dr Dre\'s company, Beets Electronics turned over $1.5 billion in 2013 and was bought by Apple one year later.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beats-by-dre-e1457622774850.png" rel="attachment wp-att-3036"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beats-by-dre-e1457622774850.png" alt="beats-by-dre" width="250" height="263" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3036" /></a><i>Beets By Dray</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"And I owe it all to the A134 in Suffolk and a very slow farmer," Dr Dre said.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette he took a photograph of the farmer on that fateful day in 2008, which he has allowed us to reproduce here, and he would now like to track him down. "I\'d happily return to England and reward this farmer for giving me the idea for Beets By Dray," he said.  \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dr Dre reveals Beets By Dray inspired by Suffolk farmer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3034-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-10 15:38:01', '2016-03-10 15:38:01', '', 3034, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3034-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3040, 1, '2016-03-11 11:39:22', '2016-03-11 11:39:22', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Space Team\r\n\r\nBritish astronaut Tim Peake has revealed that while orbiting earth he has seen a gaping chasm opening up between Norwich and the rest of the Premiership.</b>\r\n\r\nFrom his vantage point 248 miles above us in the International Space Station, Major Peake said the gap started showing around the Norfolk city two months ago, and is getting ever wider.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3042"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" alt="major-tim-peake" width="777" height="529" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3042" /></a><i>Mind the gap: Tim Peake looks down on the chasm that has opened up around Norwich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn a private Twitter message to the Suffolk Gazette, the daring spaceman said he feared Norwich would now be unable to close the gap - and would be sucked into the black hole of relegation.\r\n\r\n"From up here I can see all of the wonders of the world - the Grand Canyon, the Great Wall of China, Everest and more," said Major Peake, 43. "Then this new huge disfigurement appeared in the landscape in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I pass over there every few days, and the chasm between Norwich and everyone else is just getting wider. It\'s quite scary, really, because the locals seemed to think it could never happen, and they may never be able to recover. Mind you, in Norfolk they still think the earth is flat."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s plight is expected to worsen this weekend, because not only do they have to face high-flying Manchester City, but fellow strugglers Newcastle United will get a boost by sacking Steve McClaren and replacing him with Rafa Benitez.\r\n\r\nWill Delia Smith hit under-fire Norwich boss Alex Neil over the head with a frying pan and get herself a new manager before it\'s too late? Stick with the Suffolk Gazette for all the latest news.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Astronaut Tim Peake spots chasm around Norwich', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'astronaut-tim-peake-norwich', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:43:38', '2016-03-23 10:43:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3040', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3041, 1, '2016-03-11 11:05:38', '2016-03-11 11:05:38', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Space Team\r\n\r\nBritish astronaut Tim Peake has revealed that while orbiting earth he has seen a gaping chasm opening up between Norwich and the rest of the Premiership.</b>\r\n\r\nFrom his vantage point 248 miles above us in the International Space Station, Major Peake said the gap started showing around the Norfolk city two months ago, and is getting ever wider.\r\n\r\nIn a message to his millions of fans, the daring spaceman said he feared Norwich would now be unable to close the gap - and would be sucked into the black hole of relegation.\r\n\r\n"From up here I can see all of the wonders of the world - the Grand Canyon, the Great Wall of China, Everest and more," said Major Peake, 43. "Then this new disfigurement appeared in the landscape in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I pass over there every few days, and the gap between Norwich and everyone else is just getting bigger. It\'s quite scary, really, because the locals seemed to think it could never happen, and they may never be able to recover."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the plight of Norwich is expected to get worse this weekend, because not only do they have to face Manchester City, but fellow strugglers Newcastle United are expected to get a boost by sacking Steve McCLaren and replacing him with Rafa Benitez.\r\n\r\nWill Delia Smith hit Alex Neil over the head with a frying pan and get herself a new manager before it\'s too late?\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3040-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-11 11:05:38', '2016-03-11 11:05:38', '', 3040, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3043, 1, '2016-03-11 11:38:30', '2016-03-11 11:38:30', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Space Team\r\n\r\nBritish astronaut Tim Peake has revealed that while orbiting earth he has seen a gaping chasm opening up between Norwich and the rest of the Premiership.</b>\r\n\r\nFrom his vantage point 248 miles above us in the International Space Station, Major Peake said the gap started showing around the Norfolk city two months ago, and is getting ever wider.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3042"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" alt="major-tim-peake" width="777" height="529" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3042" /></a><i>Mind the gap: Tim Peake looks down on the chasm that has opened up around Norwich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn a private Twitter message to the Suffolk Gazette, the daring spaceman said he feared Norwich would now be unable to close the gap - and would be sucked into the black hole of relegation.\r\n\r\n"From up here I can see all of the wonders of the world - the Grand Canyon, the Great Wall of China, Everest and more," said Major Peake, 43. "Then this new huge disfigurement appeared in the landscape in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I pass over there every few days, and the chasm between Norwich and everyone else is just getting wider. It\'s quite scary, really, because the locals seemed to think it could never happen, and they may never be able to recover. Mind you, in Norfolk they still think the earth is flat."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s plight is expected to worsen this weekend, because not only do they have to face high-flying Manchester City, but fellow strugglers Newcastle United are expected to get a boost by sacking Steve McCLaren and replacing him with Rafa Benitez.\r\n\r\nWill Delia Smith hit Alex Neil over the head with a frying pan and get herself a new manager before it\'s too late? Stick with the Suffolk Gazette for all the latest news.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Astronaut Tim Peake spots huge chasm around Norwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3040-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-11 11:38:30', '2016-03-11 11:38:30', '', 3040, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3044, 1, '2016-03-11 11:40:26', '2016-03-11 11:40:26', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Space Team\r\n\r\nBritish astronaut Tim Peake has revealed that while orbiting earth he has seen a gaping chasm opening up between Norwich and the rest of the Premiership.</b>\r\n\r\nFrom his vantage point 248 miles above us in the International Space Station, Major Peake said the gap started showing around the Norfolk city two months ago, and is getting ever wider.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3042"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" alt="major-tim-peake" width="777" height="529" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3042" /></a><i>Mind the gap: Tim Peake looks down on the chasm that has opened up around Norwich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn a private Twitter message to the Suffolk Gazette, the daring spaceman said he feared Norwich would now be unable to close the gap - and would be sucked into the black hole of relegation.\r\n\r\n"From up here I can see all of the wonders of the world - the Grand Canyon, the Great Wall of China, Everest and more," said Major Peake, 43. "Then this new huge disfigurement appeared in the landscape in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I pass over there every few days, and the chasm between Norwich and everyone else is just getting wider. It\'s quite scary, really, because the locals seemed to think it could never happen, and they may never be able to recover. Mind you, in Norfolk they still think the earth is flat."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s plight is expected to worsen this weekend, because not only do they have to face high-flying Manchester City, but fellow strugglers Newcastle United are expected to get a boost by sacking Steve McCLaren and replacing him with Rafa Benitez.\r\n\r\nWill Delia Smith hit Alex Neil over the head with a frying pan and get herself a new manager before it\'s too late? Stick with the Suffolk Gazette for all the latest news.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Astronaut Tim Peake spots chasm around Norwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3040-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-11 11:40:26', '2016-03-11 11:40:26', '', 3040, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3045, 1, '2016-03-11 11:43:51', '2016-03-11 11:43:51', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Space Team\r\n\r\nBritish astronaut Tim Peake has revealed that while orbiting earth he has seen a gaping chasm opening up between Norwich and the rest of the Premiership.</b>\r\n\r\nFrom his vantage point 248 miles above us in the International Space Station, Major Peake said the gap started showing around the Norfolk city two months ago, and is getting ever wider.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3042"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" alt="major-tim-peake" width="777" height="529" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3042" /></a><i>Mind the gap: Tim Peake looks down on the chasm that has opened up around Norwich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn a private Twitter message to the Suffolk Gazette, the daring spaceman said he feared Norwich would now be unable to close the gap - and would be sucked into the black hole of relegation.\r\n\r\n"From up here I can see all of the wonders of the world - the Grand Canyon, the Great Wall of China, Everest and more," said Major Peake, 43. "Then this new huge disfigurement appeared in the landscape in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I pass over there every few days, and the chasm between Norwich and everyone else is just getting wider. It\'s quite scary, really, because the locals seemed to think it could never happen, and they may never be able to recover. Mind you, in Norfolk they still think the earth is flat."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s plight is expected to worsen this weekend, because not only do they have to face high-flying Manchester City, but fellow strugglers Newcastle United will get a boost by sacking Steve McCLaren and replacing him with Rafa Benitez.\r\n\r\nWill Delia Smith hit Alex Neil over the head with a frying pan and get herself a new manager before it\'s too late? Stick with the Suffolk Gazette for all the latest news.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Astronaut Tim Peake spots chasm around Norwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3040-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-11 11:43:51', '2016-03-11 11:43:51', '', 3040, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3046, 1, '2016-03-11 11:44:23', '2016-03-11 11:44:23', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Space Team\r\n\r\nBritish astronaut Tim Peake has revealed that while orbiting earth he has seen a gaping chasm opening up between Norwich and the rest of the Premiership.</b>\r\n\r\nFrom his vantage point 248 miles above us in the International Space Station, Major Peake said the gap started showing around the Norfolk city two months ago, and is getting ever wider.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3042"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" alt="major-tim-peake" width="777" height="529" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3042" /></a><i>Mind the gap: Tim Peake looks down on the chasm that has opened up around Norwich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn a private Twitter message to the Suffolk Gazette, the daring spaceman said he feared Norwich would now be unable to close the gap - and would be sucked into the black hole of relegation.\r\n\r\n"From up here I can see all of the wonders of the world - the Grand Canyon, the Great Wall of China, Everest and more," said Major Peake, 43. "Then this new huge disfigurement appeared in the landscape in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I pass over there every few days, and the chasm between Norwich and everyone else is just getting wider. It\'s quite scary, really, because the locals seemed to think it could never happen, and they may never be able to recover. Mind you, in Norfolk they still think the earth is flat."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s plight is expected to worsen this weekend, because not only do they have to face high-flying Manchester City, but fellow strugglers Newcastle United will get a boost by sacking Steve McCLaren and replacing him with Rafa Benitez.\r\n\r\nWill Delia Smith hit under-fire Norwich boss Alex Neil over the head with a frying pan and get herself a new manager before it\'s too late? Stick with the Suffolk Gazette for all the latest news.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Astronaut Tim Peake spots chasm around Norwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3040-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-11 11:44:23', '2016-03-11 11:44:23', '', 3040, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3047, 1, '2016-03-11 11:59:21', '2016-03-11 11:59:21', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\nBy Suffolk Gazette Space Team\n\nBritish astronaut Tim Peake has revealed that while orbiting earth he has seen a gaping chasm opening up between Norwich and the rest of the Premiership.</b>\n\nFrom his vantage point 248 miles above us in the International Space Station, Major Peake said the gap started showing around the Norfolk city two months ago, and is getting ever wider.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3042"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" alt="major-tim-peake" width="777" height="529" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3042" /></a><i>Mind the gap: Tim Peake looks down on the chasm that has opened up around Norwich</center></i><br><br>\n\nIn a private Twitter message to the Suffolk Gazette, the daring spaceman said he feared Norwich would now be unable to close the gap - and would be sucked into the black hole of relegation.\n\n"From up here I can see all of the wonders of the world - the Grand Canyon, the Great Wall of China, Everest and more," said Major Peake, 43. "Then this new huge disfigurement appeared in the landscape in East Anglia.\n\n"I pass over there every few days, and the chasm between Norwich and everyone else is just getting wider. It\'s quite scary, really, because the locals seemed to think it could never happen, and they may never be able to recover. Mind you, in Norfolk they still think the earth is flat."\n\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s plight is expected to worsen this weekend, because not only do they have to face high-flying Manchester City, but fellow strugglers Newcastle United will get a boost by sacking Steve McClaren and replacing him with Rafa Benitez.\n\nWill Delia Smith hit under-fire Norwich boss Alex Neil over the head with a frying pan and get herself a new manager before it\'s too late? Stick with the Suffolk Gazette for all the latest news.\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Astronaut Tim Peake spots chasm around Norwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3040-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-03-11 11:59:21', '2016-03-11 11:59:21', '', 3040, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3040-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3048, 1, '2016-03-11 11:59:26', '2016-03-11 11:59:26', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Space Team\r\n\r\nBritish astronaut Tim Peake has revealed that while orbiting earth he has seen a gaping chasm opening up between Norwich and the rest of the Premiership.</b>\r\n\r\nFrom his vantage point 248 miles above us in the International Space Station, Major Peake said the gap started showing around the Norfolk city two months ago, and is getting ever wider.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3042"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" alt="major-tim-peake" width="777" height="529" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3042" /></a><i>Mind the gap: Tim Peake looks down on the chasm that has opened up around Norwich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn a private Twitter message to the Suffolk Gazette, the daring spaceman said he feared Norwich would now be unable to close the gap - and would be sucked into the black hole of relegation.\r\n\r\n"From up here I can see all of the wonders of the world - the Grand Canyon, the Great Wall of China, Everest and more," said Major Peake, 43. "Then this new huge disfigurement appeared in the landscape in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I pass over there every few days, and the chasm between Norwich and everyone else is just getting wider. It\'s quite scary, really, because the locals seemed to think it could never happen, and they may never be able to recover. Mind you, in Norfolk they still think the earth is flat."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s plight is expected to worsen this weekend, because not only do they have to face high-flying Manchester City, but fellow strugglers Newcastle United will get a boost by sacking Steve McClaren and replacing him with Rafa Benitez.\r\n\r\nWill Delia Smith hit under-fire Norwich boss Alex Neil over the head with a frying pan and get herself a new manager before it\'s too late? Stick with the Suffolk Gazette for all the latest news.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Astronaut Tim Peake spots chasm around Norwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3040-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-11 11:59:26', '2016-03-11 11:59:26', '', 3040, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3049, 1, '2016-03-11 16:03:21', '2016-03-11 16:03:21', '<b>By Tatum Lyle\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk sugar beet factory is switching to tofu production because health warnings have crippled sugar consumption.</b>\r\n\r\nK.Kole Ltd, of Bury St Edmunds, which employs 750 people has seen sugar sales fall by 40 per cent since January when shoppers were urged to cut sugary snacks to prevent obesity and diabetes.\r\n\r\n"Lardy cake consumption is down 20 per cent, custard pies down ten percent and the market for rhubarb crumble has just fallen out of the bottom," said managing director Gary Baldi.\r\n\r\nHe added: "Demand for sugar is at an all-time low and we cannot continue like this. Tofu is the way forward."\r\n\r\nTofu is low-fat, high protein - but the fact that people can\'t stand the sight of it will have to be addressed through bossy diktats from Government health freaks like Eric Pickles.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tofu-e1457711897668.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3050"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tofu-e1457711897668.jpg" alt="tofu" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3050" /></a><i>A slab of delicious tofu</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarmers are worried that changes to the historic local sugar industry will mean a huge fall in jobs. A spokesman said: "It\'s all very well turning to tofu but it\'s Japanese and we don\'t even know if it will grow in our climate."\r\n\r\nLobby group Keep Suffolk Sweet is urging consumers to buy MORE sugar. "A cake a day keeps the tofu away," said Candy Barr.\r\n\r\n"First they told us salt was bad for us, then it was okay. Then they said butter was bad, then that was okay as well. They\'ll be telling us next that four treacle pies washed down with three pints of vodka is bad for us," explained Mrs Barr.\r\n\r\n"We believe in moderation in all things. A little of what you fancy does you good. I always stop at that fifth Mars bar and never eat more than 12 Twixes. I\'m only three stone overweight and I am doing my bit for the poor sugar workers."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British Union for Nutrition (BUN) said: "It\'s the hidden sugars in bars of chocolate, meringues and toffees that worry us most.\r\n\r\n"People need to be able to make informed choices. We believe that a warning sign with rows of coffins indicating sugar levels should be prominent on all food items.\r\n\r\n"There is nothing wrong with a cube of tofu for that between-meal snack. You can always take the taste away with a few packets of cheese and onion crisps and a pint of Adnams."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sugar beet factory switches to tofu production', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'tofu-production-sugar', '', '', '2016-03-11 16:03:21', '2016-03-11 16:03:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3049', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3051, 1, '2016-03-11 16:03:21', '2016-03-11 16:03:21', '<b>By Tatum Lyle\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk sugar beet factory is switching to tofu production because health warnings have crippled sugar consumption.</b>\r\n\r\nK.Kole Ltd, of Bury St Edmunds, which employs 750 people has seen sugar sales fall by 40 per cent since January when shoppers were urged to cut sugary snacks to prevent obesity and diabetes.\r\n\r\n"Lardy cake consumption is down 20 per cent, custard pies down ten percent and the market for rhubarb crumble has just fallen out of the bottom," said managing director Gary Baldi.\r\n\r\nHe added: "Demand for sugar is at an all-time low and we cannot continue like this. Tofu is the way forward."\r\n\r\nTofu is low-fat, high protein - but the fact that people can\'t stand the sight of it will have to be addressed through bossy diktats from Government health freaks like Eric Pickles.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tofu-e1457711897668.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3050"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tofu-e1457711897668.jpg" alt="tofu" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3050" /></a><i>A slab of delicious tofu</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarmers are worried that changes to the historic local sugar industry will mean a huge fall in jobs. A spokesman said: "It\'s all very well turning to tofu but it\'s Japanese and we don\'t even know if it will grow in our climate."\r\n\r\nLobby group Keep Suffolk Sweet is urging consumers to buy MORE sugar. "A cake a day keeps the tofu away," said Candy Barr.\r\n\r\n"First they told us salt was bad for us, then it was okay. Then they said butter was bad, then that was okay as well. They\'ll be telling us next that four treacle pies washed down with three pints of vodka is bad for us," explained Mrs Barr.\r\n\r\n"We believe in moderation in all things. A little of what you fancy does you good. I always stop at that fifth Mars bar and never eat more than 12 Twixes. I\'m only three stone overweight and I am doing my bit for the poor sugar workers."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British Union for Nutrition (BUN) said: "It\'s the hidden sugars in bars of chocolate, meringues and toffees that worry us most.\r\n\r\n"People need to be able to make informed choices. We believe that a warning sign with rows of coffins indicating sugar levels should be prominent on all food items.\r\n\r\n"There is nothing wrong with a cube of tofu for that between-meal snack. You can always take the taste away with a few packets of cheese and onion crisps and a pint of Adnams."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sugar beet factory switches to tofu production', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3049-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-11 16:03:21', '2016-03-11 16:03:21', '', 3049, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3049-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3056, 1, '2016-03-13 09:09:16', '2016-03-13 09:09:16', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nTrimley St Martin residents are campaigning against a home for retired Fleet Street journalists in the village.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Home for Angry and Cirrhosis-prone Kopyrighters (HACKs) has become the focus of daily protests since opening just three months ago.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"At first we thought it was a nice idea for old folks to have somewhere peaceful to spend their final days," says Bob Martin, leader of the Hate HACKs campaign. "But to be honest we had no idea what they were like.\r\n\r\n"Everywhere they go they leave cigarette ends and empty bottles. Some flash cheque books at passers-by. It really is shocking."\r\n\r\nAnother local said: "All most of them do is drink, smoke and boast about outrageous expenses claims. A few just rock back and forth, making obscene comments about editors."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/old-hack-e1457859685462.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3061"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/old-hack-e1457859685462.jpg" alt="old-hack" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3061" /></a><i>One of the HACKs residents, pictured yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere have been reports of former journalists spending hours slumped on benches in the village in an apparent torpor before all charging at once, shouting, pushing and jostling startled residents.\r\n\r\n"I was only taking the dog for a quick walk when they rushed at me all of a sudden, asking me to confirm or deny if I\'d had bacon for breakfast," a local housewife said. \r\n\r\nEven the local church has made a complaint. "Dorothy, who comes in to dust and do the flowers, was asked if I had been paying off the Vatican to keep quiet," commented Reverend Neil Cushion. "St Martin’s has been Anglican since 1533."\r\n\r\nThe journalists are also accused of abusing the hard-pressed health system. "One was rushed to A & E after claiming he had a novel in him. A thorough examination found that this was a delusion, brought on by excess alcohol consumption," a hospital spokesman reported. \r\n\r\nBut some locals are more sympathetic. "They are the last of a generation," reflected a Felixstowe pub landlord. "For years they earned their crust as best they knew - hounding celebrities, bribing public officials, printing false stories and tiny retractions on page 32 next to the stair lift ads, and tapping phones. But now they’ve been replaced by advertising flyers and YouTubers." \r\n\r\nIn related news, a spokeswoman for Rupert Murdoch said that rumours he wanted to purchase Suffolk as wedding gift for new bride Jerry Hall were untrue.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Home for retired journalists \'ruining\' village', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'retired-journalists-home', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:24:10', '2016-03-23 10:24:10', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3056', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3058, 1, '2016-03-13 09:14:46', '2016-03-13 09:14:46', '<strong>By Iona Diamond, Fashion Editor\r\n\r\nVictoria Beckham has signed a fashion deal with POUNDLAND after reports that husband David had to fork out £5 million to prop up her upscale clothing and accessories empire.</strong>\r\n\r\nPosh\'s designer brand lost £3.8m in a year after some customers at her new Mayfair shop left without even buying a 5p carrier bag.\r\n\r\nNow her new spin-off, Posh At Poundland is set to bring her glittering range to ordinary people - and will be launched exclusively at Poundland\'s Ipswich store next month.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/499323450" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.181818% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/499323450?et=gFS1TyhRQtts1qe8XYZYng&viewMoreLink=on&sig=bIo08SLIGjXYOr_Yg-5lOAuIyqmlfpta9KoBVwfGFJE=" width="594" height="405" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Quids in: Victoria Beckham is launching her Posh at Poundland brand in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal of Victoria, one of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/spice-girls/">five Spice Girls</a>, told the Suffolk Gazette: "Victoria needs to stay true to herself with her designs while appealing to the Poundland set.\r\n\r\n"She\'s already working on her Suffolk handbag in black leather with white dots, based on a set of pub dominoes. It would have been priced at £1,275 but will now be a buy one, get one free at a mere pound."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVictoria\'s clients sip Champagne while browsing in her Mayfair shop. Now Poundland is considering putting a tea urn in the corner of its store to cosset Victoria Beckham\'s fans.\r\n\r\n<strong>Sized 18-28 plus</strong>\r\n\r\nAnd it\'s not the only change in the pipeline: Posh\'s elegant designer gear went up to a size 14 in Mayfair, but now she will cater for a wider Suffolk audience sized 18-28 plus.\r\n\r\nWe can reveal her first Poundland Suffolk collection will also includes a one-strap indigo gingham apron with matching tea-towel, satin-bow-embellished green wellies with a matching crystal-handled shovel and wooden clogs with a crocodile trim suitable for wading through turnip fields.\r\n\r\nIpswich shoppers were excited about Posh at Poundland launching in the town,. Mum-of-two Geeta Bargen said: "I will be queueing from dawn when Victoria\'s clothes come to the town.\r\n\r\n"I have always loved her designs but could never afford them or even the glossy magazines they were in. I\'m hoping to get my hands on her linen asymmetric farmer\'s smock in Tractor Boys Blue."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Sun reported yesterday how David Beckham had to fork out £5.2 million to "bail out" Victoria\'s company. But the Beckhams claim the payment related to transferring contracts between Victoria\'s business and David\'s DB Ventures Ltd.\r\n\r\nCompany accounts show a potential loss of £3.8 million on a turnover of £34 million was largely due to the one-off costs of opening her Mayfair outlet, and the cost of a new website.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Victoria Beckham signs fashion deal with Poundland', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'victoria-beckham-signs-fashion-deal-poundland', '', '', '2018-02-06 11:16:21', '2018-02-06 11:16:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3058', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3060, 1, '2016-03-13 08:47:35', '2016-03-13 08:47:35', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nVictoria Beckham has signed a fashion deal with POUNDLAND after reports that husband David had to fork out £5 million to prop up her upscale clothing and accessories company.</b>\r\n\r\nPosh\'s designer brand lost £3.8m in a year after some customers at her new Mayfair shop left without even buying a 5p carrier bag.\r\n\r\nNow her new spin-off, Posh At Poundland is set to bring her glittering range to ordinary people - and will be launched exclusively at Poundland\'s Ipswich store next month.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/499323450" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.181818% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/499323450?et=gFS1TyhRQtts1qe8XYZYng&viewMoreLink=on&sig=bIo08SLIGjXYOr_Yg-5lOAuIyqmlfpta9KoBVwfGFJE=" width="594" height="405" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Quids in: Victoria Beckham is launching Posh at Poundland brand</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal of Victoria told the Suffolk Gazette: "Victoria needs to stay true to herself with her designs while appealing to the Poundland set.\r\n\r\n"She\'s already working on her Suffolk handbag in black leather with white dots, based on a set of pub dominoes. It would have been priced at £1,275 but will now be a buy one, get one free at a mere pound."\r\n\r\nVictoria\'s clients sip Champagne while browsing in her Mayfair shop. Now Poundland is considering putting a tea urn in the corner of its store to cosset Victoria Beckham\'s fans.\r\n\r\nAnd it\'s not the only change in the pipeline: Posh\'s elegant designer gear went up to a size 14 in Mayfair, but now she will cater for a wider Suffolk audience sized 18-28 plus.\r\n\r\nWe can reveal her first Poundland Suffolk collection will also includes a one-strap indigo gingham apron with matching tea-towel, satin-bow-embellished green wellies with a matching crystal-handled shovel and wooden clogs with a crocodile trim suitable for wading through turnip fields.\r\n\r\nIpswich shoppers were excited about Posh at Poundland launching in the town,. Mum-of-two Geeta Bargen said: "I will be queueing from dawn when Victoria\'s clothes come to the town.\r\n\r\n"I have always loved her designs but could never afford them or even the glossy magazines they were in. I\'m hoping to get my hands on her linen asymmetric farmer\'s smock in Tractor Boys Blue."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Victoria Beckham signs fashion deal with Poundland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3058-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-13 08:47:35', '2016-03-13 08:47:35', '', 3058, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3058-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3062, 1, '2016-03-13 09:08:48', '2016-03-13 09:08:48', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nTrimley St Martin residents are campaigning against a home for retired Fleet Street journalists in the village.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Home for Angry and Cirrhosis-prone Kopyrighters (HACKs) has become the focus of daily protests since opening just three months ago.\r\n\r\n"At first we thought it was a nice idea for old folks to have somewhere peaceful to spend their final days," says Bob Martin, leader of the Hate HACKs campaign. "But to be honest we had no idea what they were like.\r\n\r\n"Everywhere they go they leave cigarette ends and empty bottles. Some flash cheque books at passers-by. It really is shocking."\r\n\r\nAnother local said: "All most of them do is drink, smoke and boast about outrageous expenses claims. A few just rock back and forth, making obscene comments about editors."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/old-hack-e1457859685462.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3061"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/old-hack-e1457859685462.jpg" alt="old-hack" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3061" /></a><i>One of the HACKs residents, pictured yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere have been reports of former journalists spending hours slumped on benches in the village in an apparent torpor before all charging at once, shouting, pushing and jostling startled residents.\r\n\r\n"I was only taking the dog for a quick walk when they rushed at me all of a sudden, asking me to confirm or deny if I\'d had bacon for breakfast," a local housewife said. \r\n\r\nEven the local church has made a complaint. "Dorothy, who comes in to dust and do the flowers, was asked if I had been paying off the Vatican to keep quiet," commented Reverend Neil Cushion. "St Martin’s has been Anglican since 1533."\r\n\r\nThe journalists are also accused of abusing the hard-pressed health system. "One was rushed to A & E after claiming he had a novel in him. A thorough examination found that this was a delusion, brought on by excess alcohol consumption," a hospital spokesman reported. \r\n\r\nBut some locals are more sympathetic. "They are the last of a generation," reflected a Felixstowe pub landlord. "For years they earned their crust as best they knew - hounding celebrities, bribing public officials, printing false stories and tiny retractions on page 32 next to the stair lift ads, and tapping phones. But now they’ve been replaced by advertising flyers and YouTubers." \r\n\r\nIn related news, a spokeswoman for Rupert Murdoch said that rumours he wanted to purchase Suffolk as wedding gift for new bride Jerry Hall were untrue.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Home for retired journalists \'ruining\' village', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3056-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-13 09:08:48', '2016-03-13 09:08:48', '', 3056, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3056-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3063, 1, '2016-03-13 09:18:55', '2016-03-13 09:18:55', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nVictoria Beckham has signed a fashion deal with POUNDLAND after reports that husband David had to fork out £5 million to prop up her upscale clothing and accessories company.</b>\r\n\r\nPosh\'s designer brand lost £3.8m in a year after some customers at her new Mayfair shop left without even buying a 5p carrier bag.\r\n\r\nNow her new spin-off, Posh At Poundland is set to bring her glittering range to ordinary people - and will be launched exclusively at Poundland\'s Ipswich store next month.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/499323450" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.181818% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/499323450?et=gFS1TyhRQtts1qe8XYZYng&viewMoreLink=on&sig=bIo08SLIGjXYOr_Yg-5lOAuIyqmlfpta9KoBVwfGFJE=" width="594" height="405" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Quids in: Victoria Beckham is launching her Posh at Poundland brand in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal of Victoria told the Suffolk Gazette: "Victoria needs to stay true to herself with her designs while appealing to the Poundland set.\r\n\r\n"She\'s already working on her Suffolk handbag in black leather with white dots, based on a set of pub dominoes. It would have been priced at £1,275 but will now be a buy one, get one free at a mere pound."\r\n\r\nVictoria\'s clients sip Champagne while browsing in her Mayfair shop. Now Poundland is considering putting a tea urn in the corner of its store to cosset Victoria Beckham\'s fans.\r\n\r\n<b>Sized 18-28 plus</b>\r\n\r\nAnd it\'s not the only change in the pipeline: Posh\'s elegant designer gear went up to a size 14 in Mayfair, but now she will cater for a wider Suffolk audience sized 18-28 plus.\r\n\r\nWe can reveal her first Poundland Suffolk collection will also includes a one-strap indigo gingham apron with matching tea-towel, satin-bow-embellished green wellies with a matching crystal-handled shovel and wooden clogs with a crocodile trim suitable for wading through turnip fields.\r\n\r\nIpswich shoppers were excited about Posh at Poundland launching in the town,. Mum-of-two Geeta Bargen said: "I will be queueing from dawn when Victoria\'s clothes come to the town.\r\n\r\n"I have always loved her designs but could never afford them or even the glossy magazines they were in. I\'m hoping to get my hands on her linen asymmetric farmer\'s smock in Tractor Boys Blue."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Victoria Beckham signs fashion deal with Poundland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3058-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-13 09:18:55', '2016-03-13 09:18:55', '', 3058, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3058-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3064, 1, '2018-02-06 11:15:22', '2018-02-06 11:15:22', '<strong>By Iona Diamond, Fashion Editor\n\nVictoria Beckham has signed a fashion deal with POUNDLAND after reports that husband David had to fork out £5 million to prop up her upscale clothing and accessories empire.</strong>\n\nPosh\'s designer brand lost £3.8m in a year after some customers at her new Mayfair shop left without even buying a 5p carrier bag.\n\nNow her new spin-off, Posh At Poundland is set to bring her glittering range to ordinary people - and will be launched exclusively at Poundland\'s Ipswich store next month.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/499323450" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.181818% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/499323450?et=gFS1TyhRQtts1qe8XYZYng&viewMoreLink=on&sig=bIo08SLIGjXYOr_Yg-5lOAuIyqmlfpta9KoBVwfGFJE=" width="594" height="405" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Quids in: Victoria Beckham is launching her Posh at Poundland brand in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\n\nA pal of Victoria told the Suffolk Gazette: "Victoria needs to stay true to herself with her designs while appealing to the Poundland set.\n\n"She\'s already working on her Suffolk handbag in black leather with white dots, based on a set of pub dominoes. It would have been priced at £1,275 but will now be a buy one, get one free at a mere pound."\n\n\n\nVictoria\'s clients sip Champagne while browsing in her Mayfair shop. Now Poundland is considering putting a tea urn in the corner of its store to cosset Victoria Beckham\'s fans.\n\n<b>Sized 18-28 plus</b>\n\nAnd it\'s not the only change in the pipeline: Posh\'s elegant designer gear went up to a size 14 in Mayfair, but now she will cater for a wider Suffolk audience sized 18-28 plus.\n\nWe can reveal her first Poundland Suffolk collection will also includes a one-strap indigo gingham apron with matching tea-towel, satin-bow-embellished green wellies with a matching crystal-handled shovel and wooden clogs with a crocodile trim suitable for wading through turnip fields.\n\nIpswich shoppers were excited about Posh at Poundland launching in the town,. Mum-of-two Geeta Bargen said: "I will be queueing from dawn when Victoria\'s clothes come to the town.\n\n"I have always loved her designs but could never afford them or even the glossy magazines they were in. I\'m hoping to get my hands on her linen asymmetric farmer\'s smock in Tractor Boys Blue."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe Sun reported yesterday how David Beckham had to fork out £5.2 million to "bail out" Victoria\'s company. But the Beckhams claim the payment related to transferring contracts between Victoria\'s business and David\'s DB Ventures Ltd.\n\nCompany accounts show a potential loss of £3.8 million on a turnover of £34 million was largely due to the one-off costs of opening her Mayfair outlet, and the cost of a new website.\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Victoria Beckham signs fashion deal with Poundland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3058-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-06 11:15:22', '2018-02-06 11:15:22', '', 3058, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3058-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3065, 1, '2016-03-13 09:40:59', '2016-03-13 09:40:59', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nVictoria Beckham has signed a fashion deal with POUNDLAND after reports that husband David had to fork out £5 million to prop up her upscale clothing and accessories empire.</b>\r\n\r\nPosh\'s designer brand lost £3.8m in a year after some customers at her new Mayfair shop left without even buying a 5p carrier bag.\r\n\r\nNow her new spin-off, Posh At Poundland is set to bring her glittering range to ordinary people - and will be launched exclusively at Poundland\'s Ipswich store next month.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/499323450" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.181818% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/499323450?et=gFS1TyhRQtts1qe8XYZYng&viewMoreLink=on&sig=bIo08SLIGjXYOr_Yg-5lOAuIyqmlfpta9KoBVwfGFJE=" width="594" height="405" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Quids in: Victoria Beckham is launching her Posh at Poundland brand in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal of Victoria told the Suffolk Gazette: "Victoria needs to stay true to herself with her designs while appealing to the Poundland set.\r\n\r\n"She\'s already working on her Suffolk handbag in black leather with white dots, based on a set of pub dominoes. It would have been priced at £1,275 but will now be a buy one, get one free at a mere pound."\r\n\r\nVictoria\'s clients sip Champagne while browsing in her Mayfair shop. Now Poundland is considering putting a tea urn in the corner of its store to cosset Victoria Beckham\'s fans.\r\n\r\n<b>Sized 18-28 plus</b>\r\n\r\nAnd it\'s not the only change in the pipeline: Posh\'s elegant designer gear went up to a size 14 in Mayfair, but now she will cater for a wider Suffolk audience sized 18-28 plus.\r\n\r\nWe can reveal her first Poundland Suffolk collection will also includes a one-strap indigo gingham apron with matching tea-towel, satin-bow-embellished green wellies with a matching crystal-handled shovel and wooden clogs with a crocodile trim suitable for wading through turnip fields.\r\n\r\nIpswich shoppers were excited about Posh at Poundland launching in the town,. Mum-of-two Geeta Bargen said: "I will be queueing from dawn when Victoria\'s clothes come to the town.\r\n\r\n"I have always loved her designs but could never afford them or even the glossy magazines they were in. I\'m hoping to get my hands on her linen asymmetric farmer\'s smock in Tractor Boys Blue."\r\n\r\nThe Sun reported yesterday how David Beckham had to fork out £5.2 million to "bail out" Victoria\'s company. But the Beckhams claim the payment related to transferring contracts between Victoria\'s business and David\'s DB Ventures Ltd.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Victoria Beckham signs fashion deal with Poundland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3058-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-13 09:40:59', '2016-03-13 09:40:59', '', 3058, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3058-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3066, 1, '2016-03-13 09:54:19', '2016-03-13 09:54:19', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nVictoria Beckham has signed a fashion deal with POUNDLAND after reports that husband David had to fork out £5 million to prop up her upscale clothing and accessories empire.</b>\r\n\r\nPosh\'s designer brand lost £3.8m in a year after some customers at her new Mayfair shop left without even buying a 5p carrier bag.\r\n\r\nNow her new spin-off, Posh At Poundland is set to bring her glittering range to ordinary people - and will be launched exclusively at Poundland\'s Ipswich store next month.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/499323450" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.181818% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/499323450?et=gFS1TyhRQtts1qe8XYZYng&viewMoreLink=on&sig=bIo08SLIGjXYOr_Yg-5lOAuIyqmlfpta9KoBVwfGFJE=" width="594" height="405" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Quids in: Victoria Beckham is launching her Posh at Poundland brand in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal of Victoria told the Suffolk Gazette: "Victoria needs to stay true to herself with her designs while appealing to the Poundland set.\r\n\r\n"She\'s already working on her Suffolk handbag in black leather with white dots, based on a set of pub dominoes. It would have been priced at £1,275 but will now be a buy one, get one free at a mere pound."\r\n\r\nVictoria\'s clients sip Champagne while browsing in her Mayfair shop. Now Poundland is considering putting a tea urn in the corner of its store to cosset Victoria Beckham\'s fans.\r\n\r\n<b>Sized 18-28 plus</b>\r\n\r\nAnd it\'s not the only change in the pipeline: Posh\'s elegant designer gear went up to a size 14 in Mayfair, but now she will cater for a wider Suffolk audience sized 18-28 plus.\r\n\r\nWe can reveal her first Poundland Suffolk collection will also includes a one-strap indigo gingham apron with matching tea-towel, satin-bow-embellished green wellies with a matching crystal-handled shovel and wooden clogs with a crocodile trim suitable for wading through turnip fields.\r\n\r\nIpswich shoppers were excited about Posh at Poundland launching in the town,. Mum-of-two Geeta Bargen said: "I will be queueing from dawn when Victoria\'s clothes come to the town.\r\n\r\n"I have always loved her designs but could never afford them or even the glossy magazines they were in. I\'m hoping to get my hands on her linen asymmetric farmer\'s smock in Tractor Boys Blue."\r\n\r\nThe Sun reported yesterday how David Beckham had to fork out £5.2 million to "bail out" Victoria\'s company. But the Beckhams claim the payment related to transferring contracts between Victoria\'s business and David\'s DB Ventures Ltd.\r\n\r\nCompany accounts show a potential loss of £3.8 million on a turnover of £34 million was largely due to the one-off costs of opening her Mayfair outlet, and the cost of a new website.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Victoria Beckham signs fashion deal with Poundland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3058-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-13 09:54:19', '2016-03-13 09:54:19', '', 3058, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3058-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3067, 0, '2016-03-13 11:07:23', '2016-03-13 11:07:23', 'MR. NASSIR ABDULAZIZ,\r\nUNITED NATIONS INTERNATIONAL OVERSIGHT\r\nCOTONOU\r\nBENIN REPUBLIC\r\nDEAR MR ABDULZIZ\r\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND LETTER YESTERDAY REGARDING MY LOTTERY WIN\r\nUNFORTUNATELY IT ARRIVED TOO LATE FOR ME TO RESPOND HOWEVER I DO HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU:\r\nFOLLOWING AN OUT BREAK OF ICONOCLASM AT JESUS COLLEGE, CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY, ENGLAND I CAN ADVISE YOU THAT THE BENIN BRONZE, KNOWN AS AN "OKUKOR", WHICH WAS BEQUEATHED TO JESUS COLLEGE IN 1930 BY A FORMER BRITISH ARMY OFFICER IS TO BE RETURNED TO YOU.\r\nALMOST 1,000 BRONZES WERE TAKEN FROM BENIN CITY, IN PRESENT-DAY NIGERIA, WHEN IT WAS OCCUPIED BY IMPERIAL TROOPS IN 1897, ACCORDING TO THE BRITISH MUSEUM. AND THESE ARE LOCATED IN VARIOUS OTHER MUSEUMS AROUND THE WORLD HOWEVER FOR A SUITABLE FINDERS FEE MY TEAM WILL CARRY OUT AN EXTENSIVE WORLDWIDE HUNT ON BEHALF OF YOUR GOOD SELF TO TRACK THESE DOWN \r\nALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND A DEPOSIT OF £5,000 AND WE WILL INSTRUCT OUR SOLICITORS MESSRS SUE GRABBIT AND RUNNE TO START PREPARING THE APPLICATIONS FOR YOUR EXPORT LICENCE\r\nTHE PAYMENT MAY BE MADE VIA WIRE TRANSFER EITHER TO\r\nGEORGE OSBORNE\r\n\r\n11 DOWNING STREET\r\nLONDON SWI NDLE\r\nENGLAND \r\nOR TO GARY AT THE STUDENTS UNION BAR AT JESUS COLLEGE, JESUS LANE, CAMBRIDGE\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Mike\nAUTHOR EMAIL: mikestanfordeyre@aol.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 86.180.166.72\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Mike\n    [2_Email] =&gt; mikestanfordeyre@aol.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; MR. NASSIR ABDULAZIZ,\r\nUNITED NATIONS INTERNATIONAL OVERSIGHT\r\nCOTONOU\r\nBENIN REPUBLIC\r\nDEAR MR ABDULZIZ\r\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND LETTER YESTERDAY REGARDING MY LOTTERY WIN\r\nUNFORTUNATELY IT ARRIVED TOO LATE FOR ME TO RESPOND HOWEVER I DO HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU:\r\nFOLLOWING AN OUT BREAK OF ICONOCLASM AT JESUS COLLEGE, CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY, ENGLAND I CAN ADVISE YOU THAT THE BENIN BRONZE, KNOWN AS AN "OKUKOR", WHICH WAS BEQUEATHED TO JESUS COLLEGE IN 1930 BY A FORMER BRITISH ARMY OFFICER IS TO BE RETURNED TO YOU.\r\nALMOST 1,000 BRONZES WERE TAKEN FROM BENIN CITY, IN PRESENT-DAY NIGERIA, WHEN IT WAS OCCUPIED BY IMPERIAL TROOPS IN 1897, ACCORDING TO THE BRITISH MUSEUM. AND THESE ARE LOCATED IN VARIOUS OTHER MUSEUMS AROUND THE WORLD HOWEVER FOR A SUITABLE FINDERS FEE MY TEAM WILL CARRY OUT AN EXTENSIVE WORLDWIDE HUNT ON BEHALF OF YOUR GOOD SELF TO TRACK THESE DOWN \r\nALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND A DEPOSIT OF £5,000 AND WE WILL INSTRUCT OUR SOLICITORS MESSRS SUE GRABBIT AND RUNNE TO START PREPARING THE APPLICATIONS FOR YOUR EXPORT LICENCE\r\nTHE PAYMENT MAY BE MADE VIA WIRE TRANSFER EITHER TO\r\nGEORGE OSBORNE\r\n\r\n11 DOWNING STREET\r\nLONDON SWI NDLE\r\nENGLAND \r\nOR TO GARY AT THE STUDENTS UNION BAR AT JESUS COLLEGE, JESUS LANE, CAMBRIDGE\n)\n', 'Mike - 2016-03-13 11:07:23', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cd18eb4d8b2e8535bc1645b5bc74a60d', '', '', '2016-03-13 11:07:23', '2016-03-13 11:07:23', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3067', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3072, 1, '2018-03-21 08:42:33', '2018-03-21 08:42:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3074"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3074" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFearless grandmother Maureen Mullen caught a burglar by tripping him up and bashing him over the head with a saucepan.</strong>\r\n\r\nMaureen, 87, was England women\'s judo champion in 1953 and used her skills to nab the crook as he rifled through her living room drawers.\r\n\r\nShe is now being hailed a hero, and has been told by cops she might be invited to Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen at a special reception.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I woke up at 3am hearing noises downstairs," Maureen told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview from her home in Ipswich yesterday. "I crept down and peeked into my front room and saw a figure going through my things.\r\n\r\n"I thought, \'I\'m not having this nonsense\', so I went to the kitchen and grabbed the saucepan I keep to one side to make my soups. It did not have soup in, thankfully.\r\n\r\n"Then I waited by the living room door, and when the man walked by I put out my leg, tripped him up - and as he went down I hit him on the back of the head with the saucepan. He groaned a bit but I tied his hands and legs with the cord from my vacuum cleaner."\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has lived alone since her husband died eight years ago, then casually called police.\r\n\r\n"They arrived quite quickly and couldn\'t believe what I had done," Maureen said. "But I told them I used to be  a judo black belt and used my training to get the man on the ground before immobilising him. You don\'t forget how to do these things.\r\n\r\n"It all came quite naturally to me. I don\'t know what the fuss is about, really."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn officer at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Ipswich Police station</a> said: "This woman was incredibly brave. We would not recommend anyone tries to tackle a burglar, particularly an elderly lady living alone, but it seems former judo champions, no matter what their age is, are the exception!"\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has six grandchildren living nearby, has now been nominated for a bravery award - and the chance to meet the Queen.\r\n\r\n"That would be an amazing honour," she said. "I admire Her Majesty a great deal - I think we old ladies are made of strong stuff."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a 27-year-old man, who did not suffer serious injuries, has been charged with four burglaries and will appear before Ipswich magistrates tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"A man with a slight headache is in custody," a police spokesman confirmed.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Maureen, 87, whacks burglar with saucepan', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'maureen-burglar-saucepan', '', '', '2018-03-21 10:35:24', '2018-03-21 10:35:24', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3072', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3073, 1, '2016-03-14 08:33:47', '2016-03-14 08:33:47', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFearless grandmother Maureen Mullen caught a burglar by tripping him up and bashing him over the head with a saucepan.</b>\r\n\r\nMaureen, 87, was England women\'s judo champion in 1953 and used her skills to nab the crook as he rifled through her living room drawers.\r\n\r\nShe is now being hailed a hero, and has been told by cops she might be invited to Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen at a special reception.\r\n\r\n"I woke up at 3am hearing noises downstairs," Maureen told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview from her home in Ipswich yesterday. "I crept down and peeked into my front room and saw a figure going through my things.\r\n\r\n"I thought, \'I\'m not having this nonsense\', so I went to the kitchen and grabbed the saucepan I keep to one side to make my soups. It did not have soup in, thankfully.\r\n\r\n"Then I waited by the living room door, and when the man walked by I put out my leg, tripped him up - and hit him with the saucepan. He groaned a bit but I tied his hands and legs with the cord from my vacuum cleaner."\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has lived alone since her husband died eight years ago, then casually called police.\r\n\r\n"They arrived quite quickly and couldn\'t believe what I had done," Maureen said. "But I told them \r\n I used to be  judo black belt and used my training to get the man on the ground before immobilising him. You don\'t forget how to do these things.\r\n\r\n"It all came quite naturally to me. I don\'t know what the fuss is about, really."\r\n\r\nAn officer at Ipswich Police station said: "This woman was incredibly brave. We would not recommend anyone tries to tackle a burglar, particularly an elderly lady living alone, it seems former judo champions are the exception!"\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has six grandchildren living nearby, has now been nominated for a bravery award - and the chance to meet the Queen.\r\n\r\n"That would be an amazing honour," she said. "I admire Her Majesty a great deal - I think we old ladies are made of strong stuff."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a 27-year-old man, who did not suffer serious injuries, has been charged with four burglaries and will appear before Ipswich magistrates tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"A man with a slight headache is in custody," a police spokesman confirmed.', 'Maureen, 87, whacks burglar with saucepan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3072-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-14 08:33:47', '2016-03-14 08:33:47', '', 3072, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3072-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3075, 1, '2016-03-14 08:42:33', '2016-03-14 08:42:33', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFearless grandmother Maureen Mullen caught a burglar by tripping him up and bashing him over the head with a saucepan.</b>\r\n\r\nMaureen, 87, was England women\'s judo champion in 1953 and used her skills to nab the crook as he rifled through her living room drawers.\r\n\r\nShe is now being hailed a hero, and has been told by cops she might be invited to Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen at a special reception.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3074"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3074" /></a><I>Brave Maureen looks through her old judo photographs in her Ipswich kitchen</center</I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I woke up at 3am hearing noises downstairs," Maureen told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview from her home in Ipswich yesterday. "I crept down and peeked into my front room a nd saw a figure going through my things.\r\n\r\n"I thought, \'I\'m not having this nonsense\', so I went to the kitchen and grabbed the saucepan I keep to one side to make my soups. It did not have soup in, thankfully.\r\n\r\n"Then I waited by the living room door, and when the man walked by I put out my leg, tripped him up - and hit him with the saucepan. He groaned a bit but I tied his hands and legs with the cord from my vacuum cleaner."\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has lived alone since her husband died eight years ago, then casually called police.\r\n\r\n"They arrived quite quickly and couldn\'t believe what I had done," Maureen said. "But I told them \r\n I used to be  judo black belt and used my training to get the man on the ground before immobilising him. You don\'t forget how to do these things.\r\n\r\n"It all came quite naturally to me. I don\'t know what the fuss is about, really."\r\n\r\nAn officer at Ipswich Police station said: "This woman was incredibly brave. We would not recommend anyone tries to tackle a burglar, particularly an elderly lady living alone, it seems former judo champions are the exception!"\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has six grandchildren living nearby, has now been nominated for a bravery award - and the chance to meet the Queen.\r\n\r\n"That would be an amazing honour," she said. "I admire Her Majesty a great deal - I think we old ladies are made of strong stuff."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a 27-year-old man, who did not suffer serious injuries, has been charged with four burglaries and will appear before Ipswich magistrates tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"A man with a slight headache is in custody," a police spokesman confirmed.', 'Maureen, 87, whacks burglar with saucepan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3072-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-14 08:42:33', '2016-03-14 08:42:33', '', 3072, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3072-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3076, 1, '2018-03-21 10:34:41', '2018-03-21 10:34:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3074"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3074" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nFearless grandmother Maureen Mullen caught a burglar by tripping him up and bashing him over the head with a saucepan.</strong>\n\nMaureen, 87, was England women\'s judo champion in 1953 and used her skills to nab the crook as he rifled through her living room drawers.\n\nShe is now being hailed a hero, and has been told by cops she might be invited to Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen at a special reception.\n\n\n\n"I woke up at 3am hearing noises downstairs," Maureen told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview from her home in Ipswich yesterday. "I crept down and peeked into my front room and saw a figure going through my things.\n\n"I thought, \'I\'m not having this nonsense\', so I went to the kitchen and grabbed the saucepan I keep to one side to make my soups. It did not have soup in, thankfully.\n\n"Then I waited by the living room door, and when the man walked by I put out my leg, tripped him up - and as he went down I hit him on the back of the head with the saucepan. He groaned a bit but I tied his hands and legs with the cord from my vacuum cleaner."\n\nMaureen, who has lived alone since her husband died eight years ago, then casually called police.\n\n"They arrived quite quickly and couldn\'t believe what I had done," Maureen said. "But I told them I used to be  a judo black belt and used my training to get the man on the ground before immobilising him. You don\'t forget how to do these things.\n\n"It all came quite naturally to me. I don\'t know what the fuss is about, really."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAn officer at Ipswich Police station said: "This woman was incredibly brave. We would not recommend anyone tries to tackle a burglar, particularly an elderly lady living alone, but it seems former judo champions, no matter what their age is, are the exception!"\n\nMaureen, who has six grandchildren living nearby, has now been nominated for a bravery award - and the chance to meet the Queen.\n\n"That would be an amazing honour," she said. "I admire Her Majesty a great deal - I think we old ladies are made of strong stuff."\n\nMeanwhile, a 27-year-old man, who did not suffer serious injuries, has been charged with four burglaries and will appear before Ipswich magistrates tomorrow.\n\n"A man with a slight headache is in custody," a police spokesman confirmed.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Maureen, 87, whacks burglar with saucepan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3072-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-21 10:34:41', '2018-03-21 10:34:41', '', 3072, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3072-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3077, 1, '2016-03-14 08:45:05', '2016-03-14 08:45:05', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFearless grandmother Maureen Mullen caught a burglar by tripping him up and bashing him over the head with a saucepan.</b>\r\n\r\nMaureen, 87, was England women\'s judo champion in 1953 and used her skills to nab the crook as he rifled through her living room drawers.\r\n\r\nShe is now being hailed a hero, and has been told by cops she might be invited to Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen at a special reception.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3074"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3074" /></a><I>Brave Maureen looks through her old judo photographs in her Ipswich kitchen</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I woke up at 3am hearing noises downstairs," Maureen told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview from her home in Ipswich yesterday. "I crept down and peeked into my front room a nd saw a figure going through my things.\r\n\r\n"I thought, \'I\'m not having this nonsense\', so I went to the kitchen and grabbed the saucepan I keep to one side to make my soups. It did not have soup in, thankfully.\r\n\r\n"Then I waited by the living room door, and when the man walked by I put out my leg, tripped him up - and hit him with the saucepan. He groaned a bit but I tied his hands and legs with the cord from my vacuum cleaner."\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has lived alone since her husband died eight years ago, then casually called police.\r\n\r\n"They arrived quite quickly and couldn\'t believe what I had done," Maureen said. "But I told them \r\n I used to be  judo black belt and used my training to get the man on the ground before immobilising him. You don\'t forget how to do these things.\r\n\r\n"It all came quite naturally to me. I don\'t know what the fuss is about, really."\r\n\r\nAn officer at Ipswich Police station said: "This woman was incredibly brave. We would not recommend anyone tries to tackle a burglar, particularly an elderly lady living alone, it seems former judo champions are the exception!"\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has six grandchildren living nearby, has now been nominated for a bravery award - and the chance to meet the Queen.\r\n\r\n"That would be an amazing honour," she said. "I admire Her Majesty a great deal - I think we old ladies are made of strong stuff."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a 27-year-old man, who did not suffer serious injuries, has been charged with four burglaries and will appear before Ipswich magistrates tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"A man with a slight headache is in custody," a police spokesman confirmed.', 'Maureen, 87, whacks burglar with saucepan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3072-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-14 08:45:05', '2016-03-14 08:45:05', '', 3072, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3072-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3078, 1, '2016-03-14 08:49:03', '2016-03-14 08:49:03', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFearless grandmother Maureen Mullen caught a burglar by tripping him up and bashing him over the head with a saucepan.</b>\r\n\r\nMaureen, 87, was England women\'s judo champion in 1953 and used her skills to nab the crook as he rifled through her living room drawers.\r\n\r\nShe is now being hailed a hero, and has been told by cops she might be invited to Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen at a special reception.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3074"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3074" /></a><I>Brave Maureen looks through her old judo photographs in her Ipswich kitchen</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I woke up at 3am hearing noises downstairs," Maureen told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview from her home in Ipswich yesterday. "I crept down and peeked into my front room and saw a figure going through my things.\r\n\r\n"I thought, \'I\'m not having this nonsense\', so I went to the kitchen and grabbed the saucepan I keep to one side to make my soups. It did not have soup in, thankfully.\r\n\r\n"Then I waited by the living room door, and when the man walked by I put out my leg, tripped him up - and as he went down I hit him on the back of the head with the saucepan. He groaned a bit but I tied his hands and legs with the cord from my vacuum cleaner."\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has lived alone since her husband died eight years ago, then casually called police.\r\n\r\n"They arrived quite quickly and couldn\'t believe what I had done," Maureen said. "But I told them I used to be  a judo black belt and used my training to get the man on the ground before immobilising him. You don\'t forget how to do these things.\r\n\r\n"It all came quite naturally to me. I don\'t know what the fuss is about, really."\r\n\r\nAn officer at Ipswich Police station said: "This woman was incredibly brave. We would not recommend anyone tries to tackle a burglar, particularly an elderly lady living alone, but it seems former judo champions, no matter what their age is, are the exception!"\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has six grandchildren living nearby, has now been nominated for a bravery award - and the chance to meet the Queen.\r\n\r\n"That would be an amazing honour," she said. "I admire Her Majesty a great deal - I think we old ladies are made of strong stuff."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a 27-year-old man, who did not suffer serious injuries, has been charged with four burglaries and will appear before Ipswich magistrates tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"A man with a slight headache is in custody," a police spokesman confirmed.', 'Maureen, 87, whacks burglar with saucepan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3072-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-14 08:49:03', '2016-03-14 08:49:03', '', 3072, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3072-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3081, 1, '2016-03-15 08:14:35', '2016-03-15 08:14:35', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nAngling Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk fishing enthusiasts have finally admitted that their hobby is completely pointless.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter years of sitting about on damp riverbanks waiting for something to happen, they conceded that it rarely did.\r\n\r\nAnd even when they actually managed to catch a fish, they had to put it straight back again.\r\n\r\n"It\'s slowly dawned on us that we\'re wasting our time," sighed angling fan Dave Barry, 44, from Badingham, near Framlingham. "We sit around on our own for hours at a time staring at a float in the water, waiting for a bite.\r\n\r\n"And that\'s about as exciting as it gets."\r\n\r\nDave has been fishing at weekends since he was nine years old, spending a fortune on the latest equipment. But he now realises life has completely passed him by.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve got a whole new world to explore now," he enthused. "But I might ease myself in gently by taking up golf."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3080"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3080" /></a><center><i>Hook, line and stinker: not a lot happening</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Anglers admit fishing is pointless', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1464-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-15 08:14:35', '2016-03-15 08:14:35', '', 1464, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1464-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3082, 1, '2016-03-15 08:18:34', '2016-03-15 08:18:34', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nAngling Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk fishing enthusiasts have finally admitted that their hobby is completely pointless.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter years of sitting about on damp riverbanks waiting for something to happen, they conceded that it rarely did.\r\n\r\nAnd even when they actually managed to catch a fish, they had to put it straight back again.\r\n\r\n"It\'s slowly dawned on us that we\'re wasting our time," sighed angling fan Dave Barry, 44, from Badingham, near Framlingham. "We sit around on our own for hours at a time staring at a float in the water, waiting for a bite.\r\n\r\n"And that\'s about as exciting as it gets."\r\n\r\nDave has been fishing at weekends since he was nine years old, spending a fortune on the latest equipment. But he now realises life has completely passed him by.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve got a whole new world to explore now," he enthused. "But I might ease myself in gently by taking up golf."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3080"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3080" /></a><i>Hook, line and stinker: not a lot happening</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Anglers admit fishing is pointless', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1464-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-15 08:18:34', '2016-03-15 08:18:34', '', 1464, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1464-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3083, 1, '2016-03-15 09:12:10', '2016-03-15 09:12:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFearless grandmother Maureen Mullen caught a burglar by tripping him up and bashing him over the head with a saucepan.</b>\r\n\r\nMaureen, 87, was England women\'s judo champion in 1953 and used her skills to nab the crook as he rifled through her living room drawers.\r\n\r\nShe is now being hailed a hero, and has been told by cops she might be invited to Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen at a special reception.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3074"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3074" /></a><I>Brave Maureen looks through her old judo photographs in her Ipswich kitchen</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I woke up at 3am hearing noises downstairs," Maureen told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview from her home in Ipswich yesterday. "I crept down and peeked into my front room and saw a figure going through my things.\r\n\r\n"I thought, \'I\'m not having this nonsense\', so I went to the kitchen and grabbed the saucepan I keep to one side to make my soups. It did not have soup in, thankfully.\r\n\r\n"Then I waited by the living room door, and when the man walked by I put out my leg, tripped him up - and as he went down I hit him on the back of the head with the saucepan. He groaned a bit but I tied his hands and legs with the cord from my vacuum cleaner."\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has lived alone since her husband died eight years ago, then casually called police.\r\n\r\n"They arrived quite quickly and couldn\'t believe what I had done," Maureen said. "But I told them I used to be  a judo black belt and used my training to get the man on the ground before immobilising him. You don\'t forget how to do these things.\r\n\r\n"It all came quite naturally to me. I don\'t know what the fuss is about, really."\r\n\r\nAn officer at Ipswich Police station said: "This woman was incredibly brave. We would not recommend anyone tries to tackle a burglar, particularly an elderly lady living alone, but it seems former judo champions, no matter what their age is, are the exception!"\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has six grandchildren living nearby, has now been nominated for a bravery award - and the chance to meet the Queen.\r\n\r\n"That would be an amazing honour," she said. "I admire Her Majesty a great deal - I think we old ladies are made of strong stuff."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a 27-year-old man, who did not suffer serious injuries, has been charged with four burglaries and will appear before Ipswich magistrates tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"A man with a slight headache is in custody," a police spokesman confirmed.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Maureen, 87, whacks burglar with saucepan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3072-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-15 09:12:10', '2016-03-15 09:12:10', '', 3072, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3072-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3084, 1, '2016-03-15 09:37:40', '2016-03-15 09:37:40', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nThe remains of an ancient race of cave-dwelling prehistoric man have been found in Norfolk, excited archaeologists have confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nNamed <i>Homo canariensis</i>, the original skeletons were discovered at Grime\'s Graves in Thetford, and date back 5,000 years to the Neolithic Age.\r\n\r\nIt is not believed the species had the intelligence or skill to work the nearby flint mine, but the simple tribe is now known to have occupied caves for many years feeding on bats and decomposing leaves.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norfolk-man-cave.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3087"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norfolk-man-cave-e1458034161124.jpg" alt="norfolk-man-cave" width="777" height="520" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3087" /></a><i>A recently discovered Norfolk man living in his cave</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts say that as waves of invading immigrants swept through Britain, including the Celts, Romans, Saxons and Normans, few of the Ancient Britons survived - but in backwaters like Norfolk, life has continued virtually unchanged for millennia.\r\n\r\nIn fact, recent DNA fingerprinting has revealed that they never actually died out at all, but are still present within the genome of isolated populations all over Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPossessing long arms and additional digits to each limb, it is believed their hands and feet were webbed, which would have conferred an advantage when wading through the boggy fenlands. The unusually small cranial cavity meant that this poor unfortunate creature had a very small brain and so was unable to develop basic commercial and social skills, or even simple physical skills like football.\r\n\r\nProfessor Doug Pitt, head of archaelogy at the University of Suffolk, was delighted with the discovery. He said: "If prehistoric man can survive virtually unchanged in Norfolk it may be possible that wolves and bears are still at large in Thetford Forest. Perhaps the auroch cattle and giant elk may also have survived as well.\r\n\r\n"Vast tracts of uncharted land remains north of Diss, so there is no telling who or what else may be discovered as we continue our work.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'New species of prehistoric man found in Norfolk', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'prehistoric-man-found-norfolk', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:20:44', '2016-03-23 10:20:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3084', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3085, 1, '2016-03-15 09:28:13', '2016-03-15 09:28:13', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nThe remains of an ancient race of cave-dwelling prehistoric man have been found in Norfolk, excited anthropologists have confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nNamed <i>Homo canariensis</i>, the original skeletons were discovered at Grime\'s Graves in Thetford, and dated back 5,000 years to the Neolithic Age.\r\n\r\nIt is not believed the species had the intelligence or skill to mine or work the nearby flint mine, but they are now known to have occupied the caves for many years feeding on bats and decomposing leaves.\r\n\r\nExperts say that as waves of invading immigrants swept through Britain, including the Celts, Romans, Saxons and Normans, few of the Ancient Britons survived - but in backwaters like Norfolk, life has continued virtually unchanged for millennia.\r\n\r\nIn fact, recent DNA fingerprinting has revealed that they never actually died out at all, but are still present within the genome of isolated populations all over Norfolk.\r\n\r\nPossessing additional digits to each limb, it is believed their hands and feet were webbed which would have conferred an advantage when wading through the boggy fenlands. The unusually small cranial cavity meant that this poor unfortunate creature was unable to develop commercial and social skills, or even simple physical skills like football.\r\n\r\nProfessor A.P Edwards, head of anthropology at the University of Suffolk, delighted with the discovery. He said: "If prehistoric man can survive virtually unchanged in Norfolk it may be possible that wolves and bears are still at large in Thetford forest. Perhaps the auroch cattle and giant elk may also have survived as well.\r\n\r\n"Vast tracts of uncharted land remain north of Diss, so there is no telling who or what else may be discovered as we continue our work.”\r\n', 'New species of prehistoric man found in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3084-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-15 09:28:13', '2016-03-15 09:28:13', '', 3084, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3084-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3088, 1, '2016-03-15 09:35:19', '2016-03-15 09:35:19', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nThe remains of an ancient race of cave-dwelling prehistoric man have been found in Norfolk, excited archaeologists have confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nNamed <i>Homo canariensis</i>, the original skeletons were discovered at Grime\'s Graves in Thetford, and date back 5,000 years to the Neolithic Age.\r\n\r\nIt is not believed the species had the intelligence or skill to work the nearby flint mine, but the simple tribe is now known to have occupied caves for many years feeding on bats and decomposing leaves.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norfolk-man-cave.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3087"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norfolk-man-cave-e1458034161124.jpg" alt="norfolk-man-cave" width="777" height="520" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3087" /></a><i>A recently-discovered Norfolk man living in his cave</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts say that as waves of invading immigrants swept through Britain, including the Celts, Romans, Saxons and Normans, few of the Ancient Britons survived - but in backwaters like Norfolk, life has continued virtually unchanged for millennia.\r\n\r\nIn fact, recent DNA fingerprinting has revealed that they never actually died out at all, but are still present within the genome of isolated populations all over Norfolk.\r\n\r\nPossessing additional digits to each limb, it is believed their hands and feet were webbed, which would have conferred an advantage when wading through the boggy fenlands. The unusually small cranial cavity meant that this poor unfortunate creature had a very small brain and so was unable to develop basic commercial and social skills, or even simple physical skills like football.\r\n\r\nProfessor Doug Pitt, head of arch aelogy at the University of Suffolk, delighted with the discovery. He said: "If prehistoric man can survive virtually unchanged in Norfolk it may be possible that wolves and bears are still at large in Thetford forest. Perhaps the auroch cattle and giant elk may also have survived as well.\r\n\r\n"Vast tracts of uncharted land remain north of Diss, so there is no telling who or what else may be discovered as we continue our work.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'New species of prehistoric man found in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3084-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-15 09:35:19', '2016-03-15 09:35:19', '', 3084, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3084-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3089, 1, '2016-03-15 09:37:17', '2016-03-15 09:37:17', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nThe remains of an ancient race of cave-dwelling prehistoric man have been found in Norfolk, excited archaeologists have confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nNamed <i>Homo canariensis</i>, the original skeletons were discovered at Grime\'s Graves in Thetford, and date back 5,000 years to the Neolithic Age.\r\n\r\nIt is not believed the species had the intelligence or skill to work the nearby flint mine, but the simple tribe is now known to have occupied caves for many years feeding on bats and decomposing leaves.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norfolk-man-cave.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3087"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norfolk-man-cave-e1458034161124.jpg" alt="norfolk-man-cave" width="777" height="520" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3087" /></a><i>A recently discovered Norfolk man living in his cave</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts say that as waves of invading immigrants swept through Britain, including the Celts, Romans, Saxons and Normans, few of the Ancient Britons survived - but in backwaters like Norfolk, life has continued virtually unchanged for millennia.\r\n\r\nIn fact, recent DNA fingerprinting has revealed that they never actually died out at all, but are still present within the genome of isolated populations all over Norfolk.\r\n\r\nPossessing long arms and additional digits to each limb, it is believed their hands and feet were webbed, which would have conferred an advantage when wading through the boggy fenlands. The unusually small cranial cavity meant that this poor unfortunate creature had a very small brain and so was unable to develop basic commercial and social skills, or even simple physical skills like football.\r\n\r\nProfessor Doug Pitt, head of archaelogy at the University of Suffolk, delighted with the discovery. He said: "If prehistoric man can survive virtually unchanged in Norfolk it may be possible that wolves and bears are still at large in Thetford Forest. Perhaps the auroch cattle and giant elk may also have survived as well.\r\n\r\n"Vast tracts of uncharted land remain north of Diss, so there is no telling who or what else may be discovered as we continue our work.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'New species of prehistoric man found in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3084-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-15 09:37:17', '2016-03-15 09:37:17', '', 3084, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3084-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3090, 1, '2016-03-15 09:42:47', '2016-03-15 09:42:47', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nThe remains of an ancient race of cave-dwelling prehistoric man have been found in Norfolk, excited archaeologists have confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nNamed <i>Homo canariensis</i>, the original skeletons were discovered at Grime\'s Graves in Thetford, and date back 5,000 years to the Neolithic Age.\r\n\r\nIt is not believed the species had the intelligence or skill to work the nearby flint mine, but the simple tribe is now known to have occupied caves for many years feeding on bats and decomposing leaves.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norfolk-man-cave.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3087"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norfolk-man-cave-e1458034161124.jpg" alt="norfolk-man-cave" width="777" height="520" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3087" /></a><i>A recently discovered Norfolk man living in his cave</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts say that as waves of invading immigrants swept through Britain, including the Celts, Romans, Saxons and Normans, few of the Ancient Britons survived - but in backwaters like Norfolk, life has continued virtually unchanged for millennia.\r\n\r\nIn fact, recent DNA fingerprinting has revealed that they never actually died out at all, but are still present within the genome of isolated populations all over Norfolk.\r\n\r\nPossessing long arms and additional digits to each limb, it is believed their hands and feet were webbed, which would have conferred an advantage when wading through the boggy fenlands. The unusually small cranial cavity meant that this poor unfortunate creature had a very small brain and so was unable to develop basic commercial and social skills, or even simple physical skills like football.\r\n\r\nProfessor Doug Pitt, head of archaelogy at the University of Suffolk, was delighted with the discovery. He said: "If prehistoric man can survive virtually unchanged in Norfolk it may be possible that wolves and bears are still at large in Thetford Forest. Perhaps the auroch cattle and giant elk may also have survived as well.\r\n\r\n"Vast tracts of uncharted land remains north of Diss, so there is no telling who or what else may be discovered as we continue our work.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'New species of prehistoric man found in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3084-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-15 09:42:47', '2016-03-15 09:42:47', '', 3084, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3084-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3091, 1, '2016-03-16 10:13:54', '2016-03-16 10:13:54', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nUpmarket AGA cookers have been urgently recalled because some of the colours have suddenly gone out of date.</b>\r\n\r\nHousewives are being offered counselling after realising their kitchen showpiece might not be as achingly cool as the new one in the big farmhouse up the road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAn AGA insider said: "We are recalling certain colours of ranges for safety. An upmarket housewife from Aldeburgh or Southwold could die of shame if they know we have brought out new colours and their kudos could be left wanting.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3093"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" alt="aga cooker" width="498" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3093" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: some Aga colours have lost their shine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAGA ranges are often said by their owners to be "the heart of the home", with some country folk using the warmth of the oven to rear lambs, while other, more careless ones have found themselves with a surprise lamb dinner.\r\n\r\nStyle guru Kirsty Allslop said yesterday: "If they do bring out a new colour chart for AGA cookers it could prove fatal to those who have the early, less desirable shades. They need to contact the showrooms to see if they can afford to set the latest trend. I believe AGA are setting up a hotline to help those who are suffering stress."\r\n\r\nIt is believed one particular cooker, the Delia Delight AGA, with sickly green body and canary yellow doors, is one of those destined for the scrap yard.\r\n\r\nThe newest AGA, the Multi-Function Textmaster can be controlled from the dashboard of the BMW 5 series so that the sustainable salmon with samphire can be ready by the time owners get home from Pilates class.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'AGA cookers in style recall shock', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'aga-cookers-style-recall-shock', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:18:39', '2016-03-23 10:18:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3091', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3095, 1, '2016-03-16 10:10:51', '2016-03-16 10:10:51', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nUpmarket AGA cookers have been urgently recalled because some of the colours have suddenly gone out of date.</b>\r\n\r\nHousewives are being offered counselling after realising their kitchen showpiece might not be as achingly cool as the one in the big farmhouse up the road.\r\n\r\nAn AGA spokesman said: "We are recalling certain colours of ranges for safety. An upmarket housewife from Aldeburgh or Southwold could die of shame if they know we have brought out new colours and their kudos could be left wanting.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3093"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" alt="aga cooker" width="498" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3093" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: some Aga colours have lost their shine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAGA ranges are often said by their owners to be "the heart of the home", with some country folk using the warmth of the oven to rear lambs, while other, more careless ones have found themselves with a surprise lamb dinner.\r\n\r\nStyle guru Kirsty Allslop said yesterday: "If AGA do bring out a new colour chart it could prove fatal to those who have the early, less desirable shades. They need to contact the showrooms to see if they can afford to set the latest trend. I believe AGA are setting up a hotline to help those who are suffering stress."\r\n\r\nThe newest AGA, the Multi-Function Textmaster can be controlled from the dashboard of the BMW 5 series so that the sustainable salmon with samphire can be ready by the time owners get home from Pilates class.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'Aga cookers in style recall shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3091-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-16 10:10:51', '2016-03-16 10:10:51', '', 3091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3091-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3096, 1, '2016-03-16 10:12:54', '2016-03-16 10:12:54', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nUpmarket AGA cookers have been urgently recalled because some of the colours have suddenly gone out of date.</b>\r\n\r\nHousewives are being offered counselling after realising their kitchen showpiece might not be as achingly cool as the one in the big farmhouse up the road.\r\n\r\nAn AGA insider said: "We are recalling certain colours of ranges for safety. An upmarket housewife from Aldeburgh or Southwold could die of shame if they know we have brought out new colours and their kudos could be left wanting.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3093"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" alt="aga cooker" width="498" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3093" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: some Aga colours have lost their shine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAGA ranges are often said by their owners to be "the heart of the home", with some country folk using the warmth of the oven to rear lambs, while other, more careless ones have found themselves with a surprise lamb dinner.\r\n\r\nStyle guru Kirsty Allslop said yesterday: "If AGA do bring out a new colour chart it could prove fatal to those who have the early, less desirable shades. They need to contact the showrooms to see if they can afford to set the latest trend. I believe AGA are setting up a hotline to help those who are suffering stress."\r\n\r\nThe newest AGA, the Multi-Function Textmaster can be controlled from the dashboard of the BMW 5 series so that the sustainable salmon with samphire can be ready by the time owners get home from Pilates class.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'AGA cookers in style recall shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3091-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-16 10:12:54', '2016-03-16 10:12:54', '', 3091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3091-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3097, 1, '2016-03-16 10:13:38', '2016-03-16 10:13:38', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nUpmarket AGA cookers have been urgently recalled because some of the colours have suddenly gone out of date.</b>\r\n\r\nHousewives are being offered counselling after realising their kitchen showpiece might not be as achingly cool as the one in the big farmhouse up the road.\r\n\r\nAn AGA insider said: "We are recalling certain colours of ranges for safety. An upmarket housewife from Aldeburgh or Southwold could die of shame if they know we have brought out new colours and their kudos could be left wanting.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3093"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" alt="aga cooker" width="498" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3093" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: some Aga colours have lost their shine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAGA ranges are often said by their owners to be "the heart of the home", with some country folk using the warmth of the oven to rear lambs, while other, more careless ones have found themselves with a surprise lamb dinner.\r\n\r\nStyle guru Kirsty Allslop said yesterday: "If do bring out a new colour chart for AGA cookers it could prove fatal to those who have the early, less desirable shades. They need to contact the showrooms to see if they can afford to set the latest trend. I believe AGA are setting up a hotline to help those who are suffering stress."\r\n\r\nThe newest AGA, the Multi-Function Textmaster can be controlled from the dashboard of the BMW 5 series so that the sustainable salmon with samphire can be ready by the time owners get home from Pilates class.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'AGA cookers in style recall shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3091-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-16 10:13:38', '2016-03-16 10:13:38', '', 3091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3091-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3098, 1, '2016-03-16 10:15:55', '2016-03-16 10:15:55', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nUpmarket AGA cookers have been urgently recalled because some of the colours have suddenly gone out of date.</b>\r\n\r\nHousewives are being offered counselling after realising their kitchen showpiece might not be as achingly cool as the new one in the big farmhouse up the road.\r\n\r\nAn AGA insider said: "We are recalling certain colours of ranges for safety. An upmarket housewife from Aldeburgh or Southwold could die of shame if they know we have brought out new colours and their kudos could be left wanting.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3093"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" alt="aga cooker" width="498" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3093" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: some Aga colours have lost their shine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAGA ranges are often said by their owners to be "the heart of the home", with some country folk using the warmth of the oven to rear lambs, while other, more careless ones have found themselves with a surprise lamb dinner.\r\n\r\nStyle guru Kirsty Allslop said yesterday: "If do bring out a new colour chart for AGA cookers it could prove fatal to those who have the early, less desirable shades. They need to contact the showrooms to see if they can afford to set the latest trend. I believe AGA are setting up a hotline to help those who are suffering stress."\r\n\r\nThe newest AGA, the Multi-Function Textmaster can be controlled from the dashboard of the BMW 5 series so that the sustainable salmon with samphire can be ready by the time owners get home from Pilates class.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'AGA cookers in style recall shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3091-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-16 10:15:55', '2016-03-16 10:15:55', '', 3091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3091-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3099, 1, '2016-03-16 10:16:38', '2016-03-16 10:16:38', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nUpmarket AGA cookers have been urgently recalled because some of the colours have suddenly gone out of date.</b>\r\n\r\nHousewives are being offered counselling after realising their kitchen showpiece might not be as achingly cool as the new one in the big farmhouse up the road.\r\n\r\nAn AGA insider said: "We are recalling certain colours of ranges for safety. An upmarket housewife from Aldeburgh or Southwold could die of shame if they know we have brought out new colours and their kudos could be left wanting.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3093"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" alt="aga cooker" width="498" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3093" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: some Aga colours have lost their shine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAGA ranges are often said by their owners to be "the heart of the home", with some country folk using the warmth of the oven to rear lambs, while other, more careless ones have found themselves with a surprise lamb dinner.\r\n\r\nStyle guru Kirsty Allslop said yesterday: "If they do bring out a new colour chart for AGA cookers it could prove fatal to those who have the early, less desirable shades. They need to contact the showrooms to see if they can afford to set the latest trend. I believe AGA are setting up a hotline to help those who are suffering stress."\r\n\r\nThe newest AGA, the Multi-Function Textmaster can be controlled from the dashboard of the BMW 5 series so that the sustainable salmon with samphire can be ready by the time owners get home from Pilates class.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'AGA cookers in style recall shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3091-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-16 10:16:38', '2016-03-16 10:16:38', '', 3091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3091-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3100, 1, '2016-03-16 10:28:02', '2016-03-16 10:28:02', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\nConsumer Correspondent\n\nUpmarket AGA cookers have been urgently recalled because some of the colours have suddenly gone out of date.</b>\n\nHousewives are being offered counselling after realising their kitchen showpiece might not be as achingly cool as the new one in the big farmhouse up the road.\n\nAn AGA insider said: "We are recalling certain colours of ranges for safety. An upmarket housewife from Aldeburgh or Southwold could die of shame if they know we have brought out new colours and their kudos could be left wanting.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3093"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" alt="aga cooker" width="498" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3093" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: some Aga colours have lost their shine</center></i><br><br>\n\nAGA ranges are often said by their owners to be "the heart of the home", with some country folk using the warmth of the oven to rear lambs, while other, more careless ones have found themselves with a surprise lamb dinner.\n\nStyle guru Kirsty Allslop said yesterday: "If they do bring out a new colour chart for AGA cookers it could prove fatal to those who have the early, less desirable shades. They need to contact the showrooms to see if they can afford to set the latest trend. I believe AGA are setting up a hotline to help those who are suffering stress."\n\nIt is\n\nThe newest AGA, the Multi-Function Textmaster can be controlled from the dashboard of the BMW 5 series so that the sustainable salmon with samphire can be ready by the time owners get home from Pilates class.\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n', 'AGA cookers in style recall shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3091-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-03-16 10:28:02', '2016-03-16 10:28:02', '', 3091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3091-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3101, 1, '2016-03-16 10:28:53', '2016-03-16 10:28:53', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nUpmarket AGA cookers have been urgently recalled because some of the colours have suddenly gone out of date.</b>\r\n\r\nHousewives are being offered counselling after realising their kitchen showpiece might not be as achingly cool as the new one in the big farmhouse up the road.\r\n\r\nAn AGA insider said: "We are recalling certain colours of ranges for safety. An upmarket housewife from Aldeburgh or Southwold could die of shame if they know we have brought out new colours and their kudos could be left wanting.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3093"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" alt="aga cooker" width="498" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3093" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: some Aga colours have lost their shine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAGA ranges are often said by their owners to be "the heart of the home", with some country folk using the warmth of the oven to rear lambs, while other, more careless ones have found themselves with a surprise lamb dinner.\r\n\r\nStyle guru Kirsty Allslop said yesterday: "If they do bring out a new colour chart for AGA cookers it could prove fatal to those who have the early, less desirable shades. They need to contact the showrooms to see if they can afford to set the latest trend. I believe AGA are setting up a hotline to help those who are suffering stress."\r\n\r\nIt is believed one particular cooker, the Delia Delight AGA, with green body and yellow doors, is one of those destined for the scrap yard.\r\n\r\nThe newest AGA, the Multi-Function Textmaster can be controlled from the dashboard of the BMW 5 series so that the sustainable salmon with samphire can be ready by the time owners get home from Pilates class.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'AGA cookers in style recall shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3091-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-16 10:28:53', '2016-03-16 10:28:53', '', 3091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3091-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3102, 1, '2016-03-16 10:29:23', '2016-03-16 10:29:23', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nUpmarket AGA cookers have been urgently recalled because some of the colours have suddenly gone out of date.</b>\r\n\r\nHousewives are being offered counselling after realising their kitchen showpiece might not be as achingly cool as the new one in the big farmhouse up the road.\r\n\r\nAn AGA insider said: "We are recalling certain colours of ranges for safety. An upmarket housewife from Aldeburgh or Southwold could die of shame if they know we have brought out new colours and their kudos could be left wanting.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3093"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" alt="aga cooker" width="498" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3093" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: some Aga colours have lost their shine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAGA ranges are often said by their owners to be "the heart of the home", with some country folk using the warmth of the oven to rear lambs, while other, more careless ones have found themselves with a surprise lamb dinner.\r\n\r\nStyle guru Kirsty Allslop said yesterday: "If they do bring out a new colour chart for AGA cookers it could prove fatal to those who have the early, less desirable shades. They need to contact the showrooms to see if they can afford to set the latest trend. I believe AGA are setting up a hotline to help those who are suffering stress."\r\n\r\nIt is believed one particular cooker, the Delia Delight AGA, with sickly green body and canary yellow doors, is one of those destined for the scrap yard.\r\n\r\nThe newest AGA, the Multi-Function Textmaster can be controlled from the dashboard of the BMW 5 series so that the sustainable salmon with samphire can be ready by the time owners get home from Pilates class.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'AGA cookers in style recall shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3091-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-16 10:29:23', '2016-03-16 10:29:23', '', 3091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3091-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3104, 1, '2016-03-17 07:59:04', '2016-03-17 07:59:04', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nUpmarket AGA cookers have been urgently recalled because some of the colours have suddenly gone out of date.</b>\r\n\r\nHousewives are being offered counselling after realising their kitchen showpiece might not be as achingly cool as the new one in the big farmhouse up the road.\r\n\r\nAn AGA insider said: "We are recalling certain colours of ranges for safety. An upmarket housewife from Aldeburgh or Southwold could die of shame if they know we have brought out new colours and their kudos could be left wanting.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3093"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" alt="aga cooker" width="498" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3093" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: some Aga colours have lost their shine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAGA ranges are often said by their owners to be "the heart of the home", with some country folk using the warmth of the oven to rear lambs, while other, more careless ones have found themselves with a surprise lamb dinner.\r\n\r\nStyle guru Kirsty Allslop said yesterday: "If they do bring out a new colour chart for AGA cookers it could prove fatal to those who have the early, less desirable shades. They need to contact the showrooms to see if they can afford to set the latest trend. I believe AGA are setting up a hotline to help those who are suffering stress."\r\n\r\nIt is believed one particular cooker, the Delia Delight AGA, with sickly green body and canary yellow doors, is one of those destined for the scrap yard.\r\n\r\nThe newest AGA, the Multi-Function Textmaster can be controlled from the dashboard of the BMW 5 series so that the sustainable salmon with samphire can be ready by the time owners get home from Pilates class.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'AGA cookers in style recall shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3091-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-17 07:59:04', '2016-03-17 07:59:04', '', 3091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3091-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3105, 1, '2016-03-17 08:33:50', '2016-03-17 08:33:50', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Correspondent\r\n\r\nAdnams beer duty is being axed to save drinkers around 45p per pint, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nSmall print in Chancellor George Osborne\'s budget shows that while he froze duty on beer across the rest of the country, he has actually cut Adnams beer duty to zero.\r\n\r\nThe move is seen as payback for Suffolk residents who have to put up with rich Conservative supporters from London buying up thousands of second homes across the coastal area.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA treasury spokesman confirmed: "Adnams is brewed in Southwold and is a world-class product, and the people of Suffolk deserve to get it tax free. Cheers!"\r\n\r\n<b>Wood burners</b>\r\n\r\nCloser examination of the Budget reveals other measures for Suffolk that were not picked up by the national media:\r\n\r\n- A 25% tax on trendy wood burners\r\n- A 10% tax hike on shell suits sold in Ipswich\r\n- £105 million extra to pay for interpreters in Ipswich courts\r\n- Greater Anglia keeping the region\'s train franchise for another 15 years\r\n- A new lane on the A12 exclusively for London second-home owners driving to Suffolk in their 4x4s\r\n- £40 million to further strengthen the security fencing to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk\r\n\r\nBut it was the beer tax which will grab Suffolk residents\' attention. One boozer in <a href="http://thegreyhoundipswich.co.uk/" target="_blank">The Greyhound</a>, a popular Adnams pub in Ipswich, said: "You could raise the price of Adnams by 45p a pint and we\'d still drink it. In fact, some pubs have!"\r\n\r\nThe Editor of the Suffolk Gazette said he wanted to remind readers that Adnams is his beer of choice, so please remember that when <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">using this link to buy him a beer</a>.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Adnams beer duty axed in Budget', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'adnams-beer-duty-budget', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:17:28', '2016-03-23 10:17:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3105', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3106, 1, '2016-03-17 08:24:15', '2016-03-17 08:24:15', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Correspondent\r\n\r\nAdnams beer duty is being axed to save drinkers around 45p per pint, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nSmall print in Chancellor George Osborne\'s budget shows that while he froze duty on beer across the rest of the country, he has actually cut Adnams beer duty to zero.\r\n\r\nThe move is seen as payback for Suffolk residents who have to put up with rich Conservative supporters from London buying up thousands of second homes across the coastal area.\r\n\r\nA treasury spokesman confirmed: "Adnams is brewed in Southwold and is a world-class product, and the people of Suffolk deserve to get it tax-free. Cheers!"\r\n\r\nCloser examination of the Budget reveals other measures for Suffolk that were not picked up by the national media:\r\n\r\n<ol>\r\nA 25% tax on trendy wood burners\r\nA 10% tax hike on shell suits sold in Ipswich\r\n£105 million extra to pay for interpreters in Ipswich courts\r\nGreater Anglia keeping the region\'s train franchise for another 15 years\r\nA new lane on the A12 exclusively for London second home owners driving to Suffolk in their 4 x 4s\r\n£40 million to further strengthen the security fencing keeping Norfolk people out of Suffolk</ol>\r\n\r\nBut it was the beer tax which grabbed Suffolk residents\' attention. One boozer in <a href="http://thegreyhoundipswich.co.uk/" target="_blank">The Greyhound</a>, an Adnams pub in Ipswich, said: "You could raise the price of Adnams by 45p a pint and we\'d still drink it."\r\n\r\nThe Editor of the Suffolk Gazette said he wanted to remind readers that Adnams is his beer of choice, so remember that when <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">buying him a beer</a>.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Adnams beer duty axed in Budget', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3105-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-17 08:24:15', '2016-03-17 08:24:15', '', 3105, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3105-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3107, 1, '2016-03-17 08:25:37', '2016-03-17 08:25:37', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Correspondent\r\n\r\nAdnams beer duty is being axed to save drinkers around 45p per pint, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nSmall print in Chancellor George Osborne\'s budget shows that while he froze duty on beer across the rest of the country, he has actually cut Adnams beer duty to zero.\r\n\r\nThe move is seen as payback for Suffolk residents who have to put up with rich Conservative supporters from London buying up thousands of second homes across the coastal area.\r\n\r\nA treasury spokesman confirmed: "Adnams is brewed in Southwold and is a world-class product, and the people of Suffolk deserve to get it tax-free. Cheers!"\r\n\r\nCloser examination of the Budget reveals other measures for Suffolk that were not picked up by the national media:\r\n\r\n	<li>A 25% tax on trendy wood burners</li>\r\nA 10% tax hike on shell suits sold in Ipswich\r\n£105 million extra to pay for interpreters in Ipswich courts\r\nGreater Anglia keeping the region\'s train franchise for another 15 years\r\nA new lane on the A12 exclusively for London second home owners driving to Suffolk in their 4 x 4s\r\n£40 million to further strengthen the security fencing keeping Norfolk people out of Suffolk\r\n\r\n\r\nBut it was the beer tax which grabbed Suffolk residents\' attention. One boozer in <a href="http://thegreyhoundipswich.co.uk/" target="_blank">The Greyhound</a>, an Adnams pub in Ipswich, said: "You could raise the price of Adnams by 45p a pint and we\'d still drink it."\r\n\r\nThe Editor of the Suffolk Gazette said he wanted to remind readers that Adnams is his beer of choice, so remember that when <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">buying him a beer</a>.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Adnams beer duty axed in Budget', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3105-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-17 08:25:37', '2016-03-17 08:25:37', '', 3105, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3105-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3109, 1, '2016-03-17 08:31:45', '2016-03-17 08:31:45', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Correspondent\r\n\r\nAdnams beer duty is being axed to save drinkers around 45p per pint, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nSmall print in Chancellor George Osborne\'s budget shows that while he froze duty on beer across the rest of the country, he has actually cut Adnams beer duty to zero.\r\n\r\nThe move is seen as payback for Suffolk residents who have to put up with rich Conservative supporters from London buying up thousands of second homes across the coastal area.\r\n\r\nA treasury spokesman confirmed: "Adnams is brewed in Southwold and is a world-class product, and the people of Suffolk deserve to get it tax-free. Cheers!"\r\n\r\nCloser examination of the Budget reveals other measures for Suffolk that were not picked up by the national media:\r\n\r\n- A 25% tax on trendy wood burners\r\n- A 10% tax hike on shell suits sold in Ipswich\r\n- £105 million extra to pay for interpreters in Ipswich courts\r\n- Greater Anglia keeping the region\'s train franchise for another 15 years\r\n- A new lane on the A12 exclusively for London second-home owners driving to Suffolk in their 4x4s\r\n- £40 million to further strengthen the security fencing to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk\r\n\r\nBut it was the beer tax which grabbed Suffolk residents\' attention. One boozer in <a href="http://thegreyhoundipswich.co.uk/" target="_blank">The Greyhound</a>, a popular Adnams pub in Ipswich, said: "You could raise the price of Adnams by 45p a pint and we\'d still drink it."\r\n\r\nThe Editor of the Suffolk Gazette said he wanted to remind readers that Adnams is his beer of choice, so please remember that when <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">buying him a beer</a>.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Adnams beer duty axed in Budget', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3105-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-17 08:31:45', '2016-03-17 08:31:45', '', 3105, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3105-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3110, 1, '2016-03-17 08:33:50', '2016-03-17 08:33:50', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Correspondent\r\n\r\nAdnams beer duty is being axed to save drinkers around 45p per pint, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nSmall print in Chancellor George Osborne\'s budget shows that while he froze duty on beer across the rest of the country, he has actually cut Adnams beer duty to zero.\r\n\r\nThe move is seen as payback for Suffolk residents who have to put up with rich Conservative supporters from London buying up thousands of second homes across the coastal area.\r\n\r\nA treasury spokesman confirmed: "Adnams is brewed in Southwold and is a world-class product, and the people of Suffolk deserve to get it tax-free. Cheers!"\r\n\r\nCloser examination of the Budget reveals other measures for Suffolk that were not picked up by the national media:\r\n\r\n- A 25% tax on trendy wood burners\r\n- A 10% tax hike on shell suits sold in Ipswich\r\n- £105 million extra to pay for interpreters in Ipswich courts\r\n- Greater Anglia keeping the region\'s train franchise for another 15 years\r\n- A new lane on the A12 exclusively for London second-home owners driving to Suffolk in their 4x4s\r\n- £40 million to further strengthen the security fencing to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk\r\n\r\nBut it was the beer tax which will grab Suffolk residents\' attention. One boozer in <a href="http://thegreyhoundipswich.co.uk/" target="_blank">The Greyhound</a>, a popular Adnams pub in Ipswich, said: "You could raise the price of Adnams by 45p a pint and we\'d still drink it. In fact, some pubs have!"\r\n\r\nThe Editor of the Suffolk Gazette said he wanted to remind readers that Adnams is his beer of choice, so please remember that when <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">using this link to buy him a beer</a>.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Adnams beer duty axed in Budget', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3105-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-17 08:33:50', '2016-03-17 08:33:50', '', 3105, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3105-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3111, 1, '2016-03-17 08:35:13', '2016-03-17 08:35:13', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Correspondent\r\n\r\nAdnams beer duty is being axed to save drinkers around 45p per pint, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nSmall print in Chancellor George Osborne\'s budget shows that while he froze duty on beer across the rest of the country, he has actually cut Adnams beer duty to zero.\r\n\r\nThe move is seen as payback for Suffolk residents who have to put up with rich Conservative supporters from London buying up thousands of second homes across the coastal area.\r\n\r\nA treasury spokesman confirmed: "Adnams is brewed in Southwold and is a world-class product, and the people of Suffolk deserve to get it tax free. Cheers!"\r\n\r\nCloser examination of the Budget reveals other measures for Suffolk that were not picked up by the national media:\r\n\r\n- A 25% tax on trendy wood burners\r\n- A 10% tax hike on shell suits sold in Ipswich\r\n- £105 million extra to pay for interpreters in Ipswich courts\r\n- Greater Anglia keeping the region\'s train franchise for another 15 years\r\n- A new lane on the A12 exclusively for London second-home owners driving to Suffolk in their 4x4s\r\n- £40 million to further strengthen the security fencing to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk\r\n\r\nBut it was the beer tax which will grab Suffolk residents\' attention. One boozer in <a href="http://thegreyhoundipswich.co.uk/" target="_blank">The Greyhound</a>, a popular Adnams pub in Ipswich, said: "You could raise the price of Adnams by 45p a pint and we\'d still drink it. In fact, some pubs have!"\r\n\r\nThe Editor of the Suffolk Gazette said he wanted to remind readers that Adnams is his beer of choice, so please remember that when <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">using this link to buy him a beer</a>.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Adnams beer duty axed in Budget', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3105-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-17 08:35:13', '2016-03-17 08:35:13', '', 3105, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3105-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3115, 1, '2016-03-18 10:29:21', '2016-03-18 10:29:21', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army Cadet Force, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated pupils from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially former British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on historical school rolls raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts, and has relied on the Russians to keep him in power during a conflict that has driven hundreds of thousands of people out of the country.\r\n\r\nAlthough it is a known fact that Assad attended postgraduate training at the Western Eye Hospital in London, it has never before been revealed that he went to school in Suffolk - possibly because it isn\'t true.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator was educated at posh English school', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'syrian-dictator', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:16:04', '2016-03-23 10:16:04', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3115', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3117, 1, '2016-03-18 10:17:26', '2016-03-18 10:17:26', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Basha al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the schools Army cadet corps, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated kids from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on the former school roll raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a war on several fronts and relying on the Russians to keep him in power.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:17:26', '2016-03-18 10:17:26', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3118, 1, '2016-03-18 10:22:31', '2016-03-18 10:22:31', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Basha al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the schools Army cadet corps, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated kids from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on the former school roll raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts and relying on the Russians to keep him in power, a conflict that is driving hundreds of thousands of refugees out of the country.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:22:31', '2016-03-18 10:22:31', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3119, 1, '2016-03-18 10:23:37', '2016-03-18 10:23:37', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the schools Army cadet corps, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated kids from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on the former school roll raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts and relying on the Russians to keep him in power, a conflict that is driving hundreds of thousands of refugees out of the country.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:23:37', '2016-03-18 10:23:37', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3120, 1, '2016-03-18 10:24:12', '2016-03-18 10:24:12', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army cadet corps, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated kids from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on the former school roll raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts and relying on the Russians to keep him in power, a conflict that is driving hundreds of thousands of refugees out of the country.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:24:12', '2016-03-18 10:24:12', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3121, 1, '2016-03-18 10:24:57', '2016-03-18 10:24:57', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army cadet corps, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated kids from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on the former school roll raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts and relying on the Russians to keep him in power, a conflict that is driving hundreds of thousands of refugees out of the country.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator was educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:24:57', '2016-03-18 10:24:57', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3122, 1, '2016-03-18 10:26:26', '2016-03-18 10:26:26', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army Cadet Force, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated kids from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on the former school roll raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts and relying on the Russians to keep him in power, a conflict that is driving hundreds of thousands of refugees out of the country.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator was educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:26:26', '2016-03-18 10:26:26', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3123, 1, '2016-03-18 10:27:14', '2016-03-18 10:27:14', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army Cadet Force, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated pupils from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on the former school roll raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts and relying on the Russians to keep him in power, a conflict that is driving hundreds of thousands of refugees out of the country.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator was educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:27:14', '2016-03-18 10:27:14', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3124, 1, '2016-03-18 10:28:27', '2016-03-18 10:28:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army Cadet Force, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated pupils from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially former British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on the former school roll raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts and relying on the Russians to keep him in power, a conflict that is driving hundreds of thousands of refugees out of the country.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator was educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:28:27', '2016-03-18 10:28:27', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3125, 1, '2016-03-18 10:29:21', '2016-03-18 10:29:21', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army Cadet Force, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated pupils from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially former British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on historical school rolls raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts and relying on the Russians to keep him in power, a conflict that is driving hundreds of thousands of refugees out of the country.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator was educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:29:21', '2016-03-18 10:29:21', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3126, 1, '2016-03-18 10:33:48', '2016-03-18 10:33:48', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army Cadet Force, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated pupils from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially former British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on historical school rolls raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts and has relied on the Russians to keep him in power during a conflict that has driven hundreds of thousands of people out of the country.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator was educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:33:48', '2016-03-18 10:33:48', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3127, 1, '2016-03-18 10:34:32', '2016-03-18 10:34:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army Cadet Force, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated pupils from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially former British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on historical school rolls raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts, and has relied on the Russians to keep him in power during a conflict that has driven hundreds of thousands of people out of the country.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator was educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:34:32', '2016-03-18 10:34:32', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3128, 1, '2016-03-18 10:37:57', '2016-03-18 10:37:57', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Doug Trench\nDefence Editor\n\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\n\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army Cadet Force, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\n\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\n\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated pupils from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\n\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\n\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\n\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially former British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\n\nBut the discovery of Assad on historical school rolls raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\n\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\n\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts, and has relied on the Russians to keep him in power during a conflict that has driven hundreds of thousands of people out of the country.\n\nAlthough it is a known fact that Assad attended postgraduate training at the Western Eye Hospital in London, it has never before been revealed that he went to school in Suffolk - possibly because it isn\'t true.\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator was educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:37:57', '2016-03-18 10:37:57', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3129, 1, '2016-03-18 10:38:04', '2016-03-18 10:38:04', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army Cadet Force, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated pupils from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially former British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on historical school rolls raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts, and has relied on the Russians to keep him in power during a conflict that has driven hundreds of thousands of people out of the country.\r\n\r\nAlthough it is a known fact that Assad attended postgraduate training at the Western Eye Hospital in London, it has never before been revealed that he went to school in Suffolk - possibly because it isn\'t true.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator was educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-18 10:38:04', '2016-03-18 10:38:04', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3131, 1, '2016-03-19 12:46:20', '2016-03-19 12:46:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3132"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" alt="Ford cortina police car" width="737" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3132" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have taken delivery of a fleet of 1970s Ford Cortinas as part of their new policy of bringing gritty old-style policing back to the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nOperation Sweeney, which began last week, aims to revive the days when robbers were scared of the police, who were notorious for using "any force necessary" to bring criminals in line.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers believe that the Ford Cortinas will be perfect for their new hard image, and that baddies will now think twice about offending for fear of "falling down the stairs" at the police station.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The chief loves The Sweeney, the old television series starring John Thaw and Dennis Waterman, and thinks the likes of Detective Inspector Jack Regan and Detective Sergeant George Carter should be back on the streets.\r\n\r\n"They were super tough, part of the Met\'s Flying Squad, and always got their man. Okay, sometimes it was by questionably forceful means - but it\'s the results that count."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands officers are delighted with the Cortinas, even though they have a lack of speed when up against modern getaway cars.\r\n\r\n"But we\'re having heaps of fun driving into piles of cardboard boxes randomly piled up by the side of the road," one detective said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Cortinas have been sourced from classic car auctions and scrap yards across the country.\r\n\r\nCareer criminal Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Cor, blimey. I\'ll have to go on the straight and narra nah."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk Police buy fleet of Ford Cortinas', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ford-cortinas', '', '', '2018-02-02 17:21:52', '2018-02-02 17:21:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3131', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3134, 1, '2016-03-19 12:34:21', '2016-03-19 12:34:21', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have taken delivery of a fleet of 1970s Ford Cortinas as part of their new policy of bringing gritty old-style policing back to the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nOperation Sweeney, which began last week, aims to be revive the days when robbers were scared of the police, who were notorious for using "any force necessary" to bring criminals in line.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3132"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" alt="Ford cortina police car" width="737" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3132" /></a><i>You\'re nicked: Ford Cortinas back on Suffolk\'s roads</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nOfficers believe that the Ford Cortina police cars will be perfect for their new image, and that baddies will think twice about offending for fear of "falling down the stairs" at the police station.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The chief loves The Sweeney, the old television series starring John Thaw and Dennis Waterman, and thinks the likes of Detective Inspector Jack Regan and Detective Sergeant George Carter should be back on the streets.\r\n\r\n"They were super tough and always got their man, sometimes by questionable means - but it\'s the results that count."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-sweeney-e1458390788771.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3133"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-sweeney-e1458390788771.jpg" alt="The Sweeney" width="500" height="341" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3133" /></a><i>We\'re The Sweeney, son, and we haven\'t had any dinner: tough 1970s cops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3131-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-19 12:34:21', '2016-03-19 12:34:21', '', 3131, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3135, 1, '2016-03-19 12:42:37', '2016-03-19 12:42:37', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have taken delivery of a fleet of 1970s Ford Cortinas as part of their new policy of bringing gritty old-style policing back to the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nOperation Sweeney, which began last week, aims to be revive the days when robbers were scared of the police, who were notorious for using "any force necessary" to bring criminals in line.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3132"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" alt="Ford cortina police car" width="737" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3132" /></a><i>You\'re nicked: one of the Ford Cortinas in Haverhill</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nOfficers believe that the Ford Cortinas will be perfect for their new hard image, and that baddies will think twice about offending for fear of "falling down the stairs" at the police station.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The chief loves The Sweeney, the old television series starring John Thaw and Dennis Waterman, and thinks the likes of Detective Inspector Jack Regan and Detective Sergeant George Carter should be back on the streets.\r\n\r\n"They were super tough, part of the Met\'s Flying Squad, and always got their man. Okay, sometimes it was by questionable means - but it\'s the results that count."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-sweeney-e1458390788771.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3133"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-sweeney-e1458390788771.jpg" alt="The Sweeney" width="500" height="341" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3133" /></a><i>We\'re The Sweeney, son, and we haven\'t had any dinner: tough 1970s cops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands officers are delighted with the Cortinas, but have complained about a lack of speed when up against modern getaway cars.\r\n\r\n"But we\'re having heaps of fun driving into piles of cardboard boxes randomly piled up by the side of the road," one detective said.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Police buy fleet of Ford Cortinas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3131-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-19 12:42:37', '2016-03-19 12:42:37', '', 3131, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3136, 1, '2016-03-19 12:46:20', '2016-03-19 12:46:20', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have taken delivery of a fleet of 1970s Ford Cortinas as part of their new policy of bringing gritty old-style policing back to the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nOperation Sweeney, which began last week, aims to revive the days when robbers were scared of the police, who were notorious for using "any force necessary" to bring criminals in line.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3132"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" alt="Ford cortina police car" width="737" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3132" /></a><i>You\'re nicked: one of the Ford Cortinas in Haverhill</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nOfficers believe that the Ford Cortinas will be perfect for their new hard image, and that baddies will now think twice about offending for fear of "falling down the stairs" at the police station.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The chief loves The Sweeney, the old television series starring John Thaw and Dennis Waterman, and thinks the likes of Detective Inspector Jack Regan and Detective Sergeant George Carter should be back on the streets.\r\n\r\n"They were super tough, part of the Met\'s Flying Squad, and always got their man. Okay, sometimes it was by questionably forceful means - but it\'s the results that count."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-sweeney-e1458390788771.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3133"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-sweeney-e1458390788771.jpg" alt="The Sweeney" width="500" height="341" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3133" /></a><i>We\'re The Sweeney, son, and we haven\'t had any dinner: tough 1970s cops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands officers are delighted with the Cortinas, even if they have a lack of speed when up against modern getaway cars.\r\n\r\n"But we\'re having heaps of fun driving into piles of cardboard boxes randomly piled up by the side of the road," one detective said.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Police buy fleet of Ford Cortinas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3131-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-19 12:46:20', '2016-03-19 12:46:20', '', 3131, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3137, 1, '2016-03-19 12:48:55', '2016-03-19 12:48:55', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have taken delivery of a fleet of 1970s Ford Cortinas as part of their new policy of bringing gritty old-style policing back to the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nOperation Sweeney, which began last week, aims to revive the days when robbers were scared of the police, who were notorious for using "any force necessary" to bring criminals in line.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3132"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" alt="Ford cortina police car" width="737" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3132" /></a><i>You\'re nicked: one of the Ford Cortinas in Haverhill</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nOfficers believe that the Ford Cortinas will be perfect for their new hard image, and that baddies will now think twice about offending for fear of "falling down the stairs" at the police station.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The chief loves The Sweeney, the old television series starring John Thaw and Dennis Waterman, and thinks the likes of Detective Inspector Jack Regan and Detective Sergeant George Carter should be back on the streets.\r\n\r\n"They were super tough, part of the Met\'s Flying Squad, and always got their man. Okay, sometimes it was by questionably forceful means - but it\'s the results that count."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-sweeney-e1458390788771.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3133"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-sweeney-e1458390788771.jpg" alt="The Sweeney" width="500" height="341" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3133" /></a><i>We\'re The Sweeney, son, and we haven\'t had any dinner: 1970s cops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands officers are delighted with the Cortinas, even though they have a lack of speed when up against modern getaway cars.\r\n\r\n"But we\'re having heaps of fun driving into piles of cardboard boxes randomly piled up by the side of the road," one detective said.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Police buy fleet of Ford Cortinas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3131-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-19 12:48:55', '2016-03-19 12:48:55', '', 3131, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3140, 1, '2016-03-21 08:22:03', '2016-03-21 08:22:03', '<b>By Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nAfter years of searching, a Suffolk mother has found a pair of plain pyjamas with NO animal cartoon or slogan - and NOT in pink or sky-blue.</b>\r\n\r\n"It is such a relief," said Ida Downe. "I honestly never thought this day would come. I thought I\'d be searching until I died and that I\'d be in my coffin wearing something pink with a cartoon elephant on."\r\n\r\nThe unusual pyjamas, in plain grey marl, were found at a boutique in Bury St Edmunds. Mrs Downe, from Finborough Road, Stowmarket, said: "The shop owner said they found them during a refurb. They were covered in dust and they think they had been there since 1989 and they may even have been made in Britain.\r\n\r\n"They put them out for a joke to see if anyone would buy them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It may have been a joke to them but it was the end of a serious search for me. My son Hugo is 16 and I have been looking for plain pyjamas since I was pregnant\r\n\r\n"I noticed around that time that they all had a kitten or puppy on. I went to all the supermarkets and they were the same, in baby pink, blue and lemon with baby elephant cartoons or Ninja Turtles.\r\n\r\n"Then came all the slogans like, \'I\'m a Sleepyhead\', \'Bedtime Beauty\', \'Snooze Time\' and \'Take Me To Bed\'. There were owls and pigs and big shiny lips.\r\n\r\n"It was like being in a nightmare. I don\'t know how any self-respecting woman can actually sleep in a yellow pyjama top with a yawning baby dinosaur."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3142"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" alt="Plain pyjamas" width="600" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3142" /></a><i>Taking the Mickey: silly cartoon pyjamas</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Downe said: "I did research on the internet but that made it worse. Every click produced another cat under a duvet, sequins of the New York skyline, sleeping litters of glittery piglets or one of The Simpsons yawning. I thought I was going mad.\r\n\r\n"I reached the point where I went to the doctor for sleeping pills.\r\n\r\n"Then, just as I was giving up and in complete despair, I found this plain grey pair. The shopkeeper\'s mum, who also works there, said she had a vague memory of them also being in plain navy but then the cartoon revolution began and they were consigned to a cupboard that was later covered by a wall.\r\n\r\n"They had a label on which said £12 which is about £9 dearer than the imports they have now but they were worth every penny to me.\r\n\r\n"I phoned the Antiques Road Show and they told me to bring them for a valuation next time they are in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"They are extremely rare and their experts can\'t remember seeing a pyjama top without a printed slogan or decoupage cartoon for years. They could be worth hundreds of pounds but I will never part with them."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Woman finds pair of plain pyjamas at last', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'plain-pyjamas', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:11:46', '2016-03-23 10:11:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3140', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3141, 1, '2016-03-21 08:10:05', '2016-03-21 08:10:05', '<b>By Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nAfter years of searching, a Suffolk mother has found a plain pair of pyjamas with NO animal cartoon or slogan - and NOT in pink or sky-blue.</b>\r\n\r\n"It is such a relief," said Ida Downe. "My dreams have come true. I honestly never thought this day would come. I thought I\'d be searching until I died and that I\'d be in my coffin wearing something pink with a cartoon elephant on."\r\n\r\nThe unusual pyjamas, in plain grey marl, were found at a boutique in Bury St Edmunds.\r\nMrs Downe, from Finborough Road, Stowmarket, said: "The shop owner said they found them during a refurb. They were covered in dust and they think they had been there since 1989 and they may even have been made in Britain. They put them out for a joke to see if anyone would buy them.\r\n\r\n"It may have been a joke to them but it was the end of a serious search for me. My son Hugo is 16 and I have been looking for plain pyjamas since I was pregnant\r\n\r\n"I noticed around that time that they all had a kitten or puppy on. I went to all the supermarkets and they were the same, in baby pink, blue and lemon with baby elephant cartoons or Ninja Turtles.\r\n\r\n"Then came all the slogans like, \'I\'m a Sleepyhead\', \'Bedtime Beauty\', \'Snooze Time\' and \'Take Me To Bed\'. There were owls and pigs and big shiny lips. It was like being in a nightmare. I don\'t know how any self-respecting woman can actually sleep in a yellow pyjama top with a yawning baby dinosaur.\r\n\r\n"I did research on the internet but that made it worse. Every click produced another cat under a duvet, sequins of the New York skyline, sleeping litters of glittery piglets or one of The Simpsons yawning. I thought I was going mad.\r\n\r\n"I reached the point where I went to the doctor for sleeping pills.\r\n\r\n"Then, just as I was giving up and in complete despair, I found this plain grey pair. The shopkeeper\'s mum, who also works there, said she had a vague memory of them also being in plain navy but then the cartoon revolution began and they were consigned to a cupboard that was later covered by a wall. They had a label on which said £12 which is about £9 dearer than the imports they have now but they were worth every penny to me."\r\n\r\n"I phoned the Antiques Road Show and they told me to bring them for a valuation next time they are in Suffolk. They are extremely rare and their experts can\'t remember seeing a pyjama top without a printed slogan or decoupage cartoon for years. They could be worth hundreds of pounds but I will never part with them."', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3140-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-21 08:10:05', '2016-03-21 08:10:05', '', 3140, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3140-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3143, 1, '2016-03-21 08:21:41', '2016-03-21 08:21:41', '<b>By Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nAfter years of searching, a Suffolk mother has found a pair of plain pyjamas with NO animal cartoon or slogan - and NOT in pink or sky-blue.</b>\r\n\r\n"It is such a relief," said Ida Downe. "My dreams have come true. I honestly never thought this day would come. I thought I\'d be searching until I died and that I\'d be in my coffin wearing something pink with a cartoon elephant on."\r\n\r\nThe unusual pyjamas, in plain grey marl, were found at a boutique in Bury St Edmunds.\r\nMrs Downe, from Finborough Road, Stowmarket, said: "The shop owner said they found them during a refurb. They were covered in dust and they think they had been there since 1989 and they may even have been made in Britain. They put them out for a joke to see if anyone would buy them.\r\n\r\n"It may have been a joke to them but it was the end of a serious search for me. My son Hugo is 16 and I have been looking for plain pyjamas since I was pregnant\r\n\r\n"I noticed around that time that they all had a kitten or puppy on. I went to all the supermarkets and they were the same, in baby pink, blue and lemon with baby elephant cartoons or Ninja Turtles.\r\n\r\n"Then came all the slogans like, \'I\'m a Sleepyhead\', \'Bedtime Beauty\', \'Snooze Time\' and \'Take Me To Bed\'. There were owls and pigs and big shiny lips.\r\n\r\n"It was like being in a nightmare. I don\'t know how any self-respecting woman can actually sleep in a yellow pyjama top with a yawning baby dinosaur.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3142"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" alt="Plain pyjamas" width="600" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3142" /></a><i>Taking the Mickey: silly cartoon pyjamas</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Downe said: "I did research on the internet but that made it worse. Every click produced another cat under a duvet, sequins of the New York skyline, sleeping litters of glittery piglets or one of The Simpsons yawning. I thought I was going mad.\r\n\r\n"I reached the point where I went to the doctor for sleeping pills.\r\n\r\n"Then, just as I was giving up and in complete despair, I found this plain grey pair. The shopkeeper\'s mum, who also works there, said she had a vague memory of them also being in plain navy but then the cartoon revolution began and they were consigned to a cupboard that was later covered by a wall. They had a label on which said £12 which is about £9 dearer than the imports they have now but they were worth every penny to me."\r\n\r\n"I phoned the Antiques Road Show and they told me to bring them for a valuation next time they are in Suffolk. They are extremely rare and their experts can\'t remember seeing a pyjama top without a printed slogan or decoupage cartoon for years. They could be worth hundreds of pounds but I will never part with them."', 'Woman finds plain pair of pyjamas at last', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3140-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-21 08:21:41', '2016-03-21 08:21:41', '', 3140, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3140-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3144, 1, '2016-03-21 08:31:43', '2016-03-21 08:31:43', '<b>By Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nAfter years of searching, a Suffolk mother has found a pair of plain pyjamas with NO animal cartoon or slogan - and NOT in pink or sky-blue.</b>\r\n\r\n"It is such a relief," said Ida Downe. "My dreams have come true. I honestly never thought this day would come. I thought I\'d be searching until I died and that I\'d be in my coffin wearing something pink with a cartoon elephant on."\r\n\r\nThe unusual pyjamas, in plain grey marl, were found at a boutique in Bury St Edmunds.\r\nMrs Downe, from Finborough Road, Stowmarket, said: "The shop owner said they found them during a refurb. They were covered in dust and they think they had been there since 1989 and they may even have been made in Britain. They put them out for a joke to see if anyone would buy them.\r\n\r\n"It may have been a joke to them but it was the end of a serious search for me. My son Hugo is 16 and I have been looking for plain pyjamas since I was pregnant\r\n\r\n"I noticed around that time that they all had a kitten or puppy on. I went to all the supermarkets and they were the same, in baby pink, blue and lemon with baby elephant cartoons or Ninja Turtles.\r\n\r\n"Then came all the slogans like, \'I\'m a Sleepyhead\', \'Bedtime Beauty\', \'Snooze Time\' and \'Take Me To Bed\'. There were owls and pigs and big shiny lips.\r\n\r\n"It was like being in a nightmare. I don\'t know how any self-respecting woman can actually sleep in a yellow pyjama top with a yawning baby dinosaur.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3142"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" alt="Plain pyjamas" width="600" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3142" /></a><i>Taking the Mickey: silly cartoon pyjamas</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Downe said: "I did research on the internet but that made it worse. Every click produced another cat under a duvet, sequins of the New York skyline, sleeping litters of glittery piglets or one of The Simpsons yawning. I thought I was going mad.\r\n\r\n"I reached the point where I went to the doctor for sleeping pills.\r\n\r\n"Then, just as I was giving up and in complete despair, I found this plain grey pair. The shopkeeper\'s mum, who also works there, said she had a vague memory of them also being in plain navy but then the cartoon revolution began and they were consigned to a cupboard that was later covered by a wall. They had a label on which said £12 which is about £9 dearer than the imports they have now but they were worth every penny to me."\r\n\r\n"I phoned the Antiques Road Show and they told me to bring them for a valuation next time they are in Suffolk. They are extremely rare and their experts can\'t remember seeing a pyjama top without a printed slogan or decoupage cartoon for years. They could be worth hundreds of pounds but I will never part with them."', 'Woman finds pair of plain pyjamas at last', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3140-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-21 08:31:43', '2016-03-21 08:31:43', '', 3140, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3140-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3145, 1, '2016-03-21 08:44:33', '2016-03-21 08:44:33', '<b>By Iona Diamond\nFashion Editor\n\nAfter years of searching, a Suffolk mother has found a pair of plain pyjamas with NO animal cartoon or slogan - and NOT in pink or sky-blue.</b>\n\n"It is such a relief," said Ida Downe. "I honestly never thought this day would come. I thought I\'d be searching until I died and that I\'d be in my coffin wearing something pink with a cartoon elephant on."\n\nThe unusual pyjamas, in plain grey marl, were found at a boutique in Bury St Edmunds.\nMrs Downe, from Finborough Road, Stowmarket, said: "The shop owner said they found them during a refurb. They were covered in dust and they think they had been there since 1989 and they may even have been made in Britain.\n\n"They put them out for a joke to see if anyone would buy them.\n\n"It may have been a joke to them but it was the end of a serious search for me. My son Hugo is 16 and I have been looking for plain pyjamas since I was pregnant\n\n"I noticed around that time that they all had a kitten or puppy on. I went to all the supermarkets and they were the same, in baby pink, blue and lemon with baby elephant cartoons or Ninja Turtles.\n\n"Then came all the slogans like, \'I\'m a Sleepyhead\', \'Bedtime Beauty\', \'Snooze Time\' and \'Take Me To Bed\'. There were owls and pigs and big shiny lips.\n\n"It was like being in a nightmare. I don\'t know how any self-respecting woman can actually sleep in a yellow pyjama top with a yawning baby dinosaur."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3142"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" alt="Plain pyjamas" width="600" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3142" /></a><i>Taking the Mickey: silly cartoon pyjamas</center></I><br><br>\n\nMrs Downe said: "I did research on the internet but that made it worse. Every click produced another cat under a duvet, sequins of the New York skyline, sleeping litters of glittery piglets or one of The Simpsons yawning. I thought I was going mad.\n\n"I reached the point where I went to the doctor for sleeping pills.\n\n"Then, just as I was giving up and in complete despair, I found this plain grey pair. The shopkeeper\'s mum, who also works there, said she had a vague memory of them also being in plain navy but then the cartoon revolution began and they were consigned to a cupboard that was later covered by a wall.\n\n"They had a label on which said £12 which is about £9 dearer than the imports they have now but they were worth every penny to me.\n\n"I phoned the Antiques Road Show and they told me to bring them for a valuation next time they are in Suffolk.They are extremely rare and their experts can\'t remember seeing a pyjama top without a printed slogan or decoupage cartoon for years. They could be worth hundreds of pounds but I will never part with them."', 'Woman finds pair of plain pyjamas at last', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3140-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-03-21 08:44:33', '2016-03-21 08:44:33', '', 3140, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3140-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3146, 1, '2016-03-21 08:45:04', '2016-03-21 08:45:04', '<b>By Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nAfter years of searching, a Suffolk mother has found a pair of plain pyjamas with NO animal cartoon or slogan - and NOT in pink or sky-blue.</b>\r\n\r\n"It is such a relief," said Ida Downe. "I honestly never thought this day would come. I thought I\'d be searching until I died and that I\'d be in my coffin wearing something pink with a cartoon elephant on."\r\n\r\nThe unusual pyjamas, in plain grey marl, were found at a boutique in Bury St Edmunds.\r\nMrs Downe, from Finborough Road, Stowmarket, said: "The shop owner said they found them during a refurb. They were covered in dust and they think they had been there since 1989 and they may even have been made in Britain.\r\n\r\n"They put them out for a joke to see if anyone would buy them.\r\n\r\n"It may have been a joke to them but it was the end of a serious search for me. My son Hugo is 16 and I have been looking for plain pyjamas since I was pregnant\r\n\r\n"I noticed around that time that they all had a kitten or puppy on. I went to all the supermarkets and they were the same, in baby pink, blue and lemon with baby elephant cartoons or Ninja Turtles.\r\n\r\n"Then came all the slogans like, \'I\'m a Sleepyhead\', \'Bedtime Beauty\', \'Snooze Time\' and \'Take Me To Bed\'. There were owls and pigs and big shiny lips.\r\n\r\n"It was like being in a nightmare. I don\'t know how any self-respecting woman can actually sleep in a yellow pyjama top with a yawning baby dinosaur."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3142"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" alt="Plain pyjamas" width="600" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3142" /></a><i>Taking the Mickey: silly cartoon pyjamas</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Downe said: "I did research on the internet but that made it worse. Every click produced another cat under a duvet, sequins of the New York skyline, sleeping litters of glittery piglets or one of The Simpsons yawning. I thought I was going mad.\r\n\r\n"I reached the point where I went to the doctor for sleeping pills.\r\n\r\n"Then, just as I was giving up and in complete despair, I found this plain grey pair. The shopkeeper\'s mum, who also works there, said she had a vague memory of them also being in plain navy but then the cartoon revolution began and they were consigned to a cupboard that was later covered by a wall.\r\n\r\n"They had a label on which said £12 which is about £9 dearer than the imports they have now but they were worth every penny to me.\r\n\r\n"I phoned the Antiques Road Show and they told me to bring them for a valuation next time they are in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"They are extremely rare and their experts can\'t remember seeing a pyjama top without a printed slogan or decoupage cartoon for years. They could be worth hundreds of pounds but I will never part with them."', 'Woman finds pair of plain pyjamas at last', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3140-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-21 08:45:04', '2016-03-21 08:45:04', '', 3140, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3140-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3147, 1, '2016-03-21 13:32:07', '2016-03-21 13:32:07', '<b>By Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nAfter years of searching, a Suffolk mother has found a pair of plain pyjamas with NO animal cartoon or slogan - and NOT in pink or sky-blue.</b>\r\n\r\n"It is such a relief," said Ida Downe. "I honestly never thought this day would come. I thought I\'d be searching until I died and that I\'d be in my coffin wearing something pink with a cartoon elephant on."\r\n\r\nThe unusual pyjamas, in plain grey marl, were found at a boutique in Bury St Edmunds.\r\nMrs Downe, from Finborough Road, Stowmarket, said: "The shop owner said they found them during a refurb. They were covered in dust and they think they had been there since 1989 and they may even have been made in Britain.\r\n\r\n"They put them out for a joke to see if anyone would buy them.\r\n\r\n"It may have been a joke to them but it was the end of a serious search for me. My son Hugo is 16 and I have been looking for plain pyjamas since I was pregnant\r\n\r\n"I noticed around that time that they all had a kitten or puppy on. I went to all the supermarkets and they were the same, in baby pink, blue and lemon with baby elephant cartoons or Ninja Turtles.\r\n\r\n"Then came all the slogans like, \'I\'m a Sleepyhead\', \'Bedtime Beauty\', \'Snooze Time\' and \'Take Me To Bed\'. There were owls and pigs and big shiny lips.\r\n\r\n"It was like being in a nightmare. I don\'t know how any self-respecting woman can actually sleep in a yellow pyjama top with a yawning baby dinosaur."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3142"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" alt="Plain pyjamas" width="600" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3142" /></a><i>Taking the Mickey: silly cartoon pyjamas</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Downe said: "I did research on the internet but that made it worse. Every click produced another cat under a duvet, sequins of the New York skyline, sleeping litters of glittery piglets or one of The Simpsons yawning. I thought I was going mad.\r\n\r\n"I reached the point where I went to the doctor for sleeping pills.\r\n\r\n"Then, just as I was giving up and in complete despair, I found this plain grey pair. The shopkeeper\'s mum, who also works there, said she had a vague memory of them also being in plain navy but then the cartoon revolution began and they were consigned to a cupboard that was later covered by a wall.\r\n\r\n"They had a label on which said £12 which is about £9 dearer than the imports they have now but they were worth every penny to me.\r\n\r\n"I phoned the Antiques Road Show and they told me to bring them for a valuation next time they are in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"They are extremely rare and their experts can\'t remember seeing a pyjama top without a printed slogan or decoupage cartoon for years. They could be worth hundreds of pounds but I will never part with them."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Woman finds pair of plain pyjamas at last', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3140-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-21 13:32:07', '2016-03-21 13:32:07', '', 3140, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3140-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3148, 1, '2016-03-21 13:55:16', '2016-03-21 13:55:16', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg" alt="policeman no arrests" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3149" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk policeman has retired without having made a single arrest in 32 years of service.</strong>\r\n\r\nPC John Studley was a familiar figure on the streets of Lavenham, a sleepy medieval town with a near-zero crime rate.\r\n\r\nThe most trouble he ever faced was when an elderly resident had too much to drink and shouted a rude word at a pub landlord.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I had a quiet chat with him," said PC Studley, "and he soon went home quietly so no further action was necessary.\r\n\r\n"That was 18 years ago and the closest I ever came to having to arrest anyone."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after his retirement party, the friendly bobby said nothing much went on in Lavenham, and his presence there was more for reassurance than  necessity.\r\n\r\n"Some parts of Suffolk do have crime problems, but Lavenham is very quiet.\r\n\r\n"They only recently got internet here, so modern crime is a long way off."\r\n\r\nHe said that despite the lack of "action", he had still enjoyed pounding the streets, helping elderly ladies across the road, and directing traffic.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBecause of the lack of crime, Lavenham is not one of the town\'s taking delivery of a 1970s Ford Cortina patrol car as part of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Suffolk Police Operation Sweeney initiative</a>.\r\n\r\nIt is also believed that Suffolk Police will not be replacing PC Studley following his retirement.\r\n\r\nLocal resident Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "He must have been bored stiff.\r\n\r\n"But I did once see him chasing a paper bag down the street."\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'PC retires after making no arrests in 32 years', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'no-arrests-policeman', '', '', '2018-05-13 16:55:39', '2018-05-13 16:55:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3148', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3150, 1, '2016-03-21 13:55:16', '2016-03-21 13:55:16', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk policeman has retired without having made a single arrest in 32 years of service.</b>\r\n\r\nPC John Studley was a familiar figure on the streets of Lavenham, a sleepy medieval town with a near-zero crime rate.\r\n\r\nThe most trouble he ever faced was when an elderly resident had too much to drink and shouted a rude word at a pub landlord.\r\n\r\n"I had a quiet chat with him," said PC Studley, "and he soon went home quietly so no further action was necessary. That was 18 years ago and the closest I ever came to having to arrest anyone."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after his retirement party, the friendly bobby said nothing much went on in Lavenham, and his presence there was more for reassurance than  necessity.\r\n\r\n"Some parts of Suffolk do have crime problems, but Lavenham is very quiet. They only recently got internet here, so modern crime is a long way off."\r\n\r\nHe said that despite the lack of "action", he had still enjoyed pounding the streets, helping elderly ladies across the road, and directing traffic.\r\n\r\nBecause of the lack of crime, Lavenham is not one of the town\'s taking delivery of a 1970s Ford Cortina patrol car as part of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Suffolk Police Operation Sweeney initiative</a>.\r\n\r\nIt is also believed that Suffolk Police will not be replacing PC Studley following his retirement.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Policeman retires after making no arrests in 32 years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3148-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-21 13:55:16', '2016-03-21 13:55:16', '', 3148, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3148-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3151, 1, '2016-03-21 13:57:26', '2016-03-21 13:57:26', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk policeman has retired without having made a single arrest in 32 years of service.</b>\r\n\r\nPC John Studley was a familiar figure on the streets of Lavenham, a sleepy medieval town with a near-zero crime rate.\r\n\r\nThe most trouble he ever faced was when an elderly resident had too much to drink and shouted a rude word at a pub landlord.\r\n\r\n"I had a quiet chat with him," said PC Studley, "and he soon went home quietly so no further action was necessary. That was 18 years ago and the closest I ever came to having to arrest anyone."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after his retirement party, the friendly bobby said nothing much went on in Lavenham, and his presence there was more for reassurance than  necessity.\r\n\r\n"Some parts of Suffolk do have crime problems, but Lavenham is very quiet. They only recently got internet here, so modern crime is a long way off."\r\n\r\nHe said that despite the lack of "action", he had still enjoyed pounding the streets, helping elderly ladies across the road, and directing traffic.\r\n\r\nBecause of the lack of crime, Lavenham is not one of the town\'s taking delivery of a 1970s Ford Cortina patrol car as part of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Suffolk Police Operation Sweeney initiative</a>.\r\n\r\nIt is also believed that Suffolk Police will not be replacing PC Studley following his retirement.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'PC retires after making no arrests in 32 years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3148-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-21 13:57:26', '2016-03-21 13:57:26', '', 3148, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3148-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3157, 1, '2016-03-23 10:10:17', '2016-03-23 10:10:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk policeman has retired without having made a single arrest in 32 years of service.</b>\r\n\r\nPC John Studley was a familiar figure on the streets of Lavenham, a sleepy medieval town with a near-zero crime rate.\r\n\r\nThe most trouble he ever faced was when an elderly resident had too much to drink and shouted a rude word at a pub landlord.\r\n\r\n"I had a quiet chat with him," said PC Studley, "and he soon went home quietly so no further action was necessary. That was 18 years ago and the closest I ever came to having to arrest anyone."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking after his retirement party, the friendly bobby said nothing much went on in Lavenham, and his presence there was more for reassurance than  necessity.\r\n\r\n"Some parts of Suffolk do have crime problems, but Lavenham is very quiet. They only recently got internet here, so modern crime is a long way off."\r\n\r\nHe said that despite the lack of "action", he had still enjoyed pounding the streets, helping elderly ladies across the road, and directing traffic.\r\n\r\nBecause of the lack of crime, Lavenham is not one of the town\'s taking delivery of a 1970s Ford Cortina patrol car as part of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Suffolk Police Operation Sweeney initiative</a>.\r\n\r\nIt is also believed that Suffolk Police will not be replacing PC Studley following his retirement.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'PC retires after making no arrests in 32 years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3148-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:10:17', '2016-03-23 10:10:17', '', 3148, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3148-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3158, 1, '2016-03-23 10:11:46', '2016-03-23 10:11:46', '<b>By Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nAfter years of searching, a Suffolk mother has found a pair of plain pyjamas with NO animal cartoon or slogan - and NOT in pink or sky-blue.</b>\r\n\r\n"It is such a relief," said Ida Downe. "I honestly never thought this day would come. I thought I\'d be searching until I died and that I\'d be in my coffin wearing something pink with a cartoon elephant on."\r\n\r\nThe unusual pyjamas, in plain grey marl, were found at a boutique in Bury St Edmunds. Mrs Downe, from Finborough Road, Stowmarket, said: "The shop owner said they found them during a refurb. They were covered in dust and they think they had been there since 1989 and they may even have been made in Britain.\r\n\r\n"They put them out for a joke to see if anyone would buy them.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It may have been a joke to them but it was the end of a serious search for me. My son Hugo is 16 and I have been looking for plain pyjamas since I was pregnant\r\n\r\n"I noticed around that time that they all had a kitten or puppy on. I went to all the supermarkets and they were the same, in baby pink, blue and lemon with baby elephant cartoons or Ninja Turtles.\r\n\r\n"Then came all the slogans like, \'I\'m a Sleepyhead\', \'Bedtime Beauty\', \'Snooze Time\' and \'Take Me To Bed\'. There were owls and pigs and big shiny lips.\r\n\r\n"It was like being in a nightmare. I don\'t know how any self-respecting woman can actually sleep in a yellow pyjama top with a yawning baby dinosaur."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3142"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-2.jpeg" alt="Plain pyjamas" width="600" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3142" /></a><i>Taking the Mickey: silly cartoon pyjamas</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Downe said: "I did research on the internet but that made it worse. Every click produced another cat under a duvet, sequins of the New York skyline, sleeping litters of glittery piglets or one of The Simpsons yawning. I thought I was going mad.\r\n\r\n"I reached the point where I went to the doctor for sleeping pills.\r\n\r\n"Then, just as I was giving up and in complete despair, I found this plain grey pair. The shopkeeper\'s mum, who also works there, said she had a vague memory of them also being in plain navy but then the cartoon revolution began and they were consigned to a cupboard that was later covered by a wall.\r\n\r\n"They had a label on which said £12 which is about £9 dearer than the imports they have now but they were worth every penny to me.\r\n\r\n"I phoned the Antiques Road Show and they told me to bring them for a valuation next time they are in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"They are extremely rare and their experts can\'t remember seeing a pyjama top without a printed slogan or decoupage cartoon for years. They could be worth hundreds of pounds but I will never part with them."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Woman finds pair of plain pyjamas at last', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3140-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:11:46', '2016-03-23 10:11:46', '', 3140, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3140-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3159, 1, '2016-03-23 10:15:08', '2016-03-23 10:15:08', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk police have taken delivery of a fleet of 1970s Ford Cortinas as part of their new policy of bringing gritty old-style policing back to the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nOperation Sweeney, which began last week, aims to revive the days when robbers were scared of the police, who were notorious for using "any force necessary" to bring criminals in line.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3132"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ford-cortina-police-car.jpg" alt="Ford cortina police car" width="737" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3132" /></a><i>You\'re nicked: one of the Ford Cortinas in Haverhill</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nOfficers believe that the Ford Cortinas will be perfect for their new hard image, and that baddies will now think twice about offending for fear of "falling down the stairs" at the police station.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The chief loves The Sweeney, the old television series starring John Thaw and Dennis Waterman, and thinks the likes of Detective Inspector Jack Regan and Detective Sergeant George Carter should be back on the streets.\r\n\r\n"They were super tough, part of the Met\'s Flying Squad, and always got their man. Okay, sometimes it was by questionably forceful means - but it\'s the results that count."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-sweeney-e1458390788771.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3133"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-sweeney-e1458390788771.jpg" alt="The Sweeney" width="500" height="341" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3133" /></a><i>We\'re The Sweeney, son, and we haven\'t had any dinner: 1970s cops</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands officers are delighted with the Cortinas, even though they have a lack of speed when up against modern getaway cars.\r\n\r\n"But we\'re having heaps of fun driving into piles of cardboard boxes randomly piled up by the side of the road," one detective said.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Police buy fleet of Ford Cortinas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3131-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:15:08', '2016-03-23 10:15:08', '', 3131, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3160, 1, '2016-03-23 10:16:04', '2016-03-23 10:16:04', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nEmbattled Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was educated at a posh English private school, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nHe spent four enjoyable years at Woodbridge School where he became a prominent member of the school\'s Army Cadet Force, and took a particular interest in chemistry lessons.\r\n\r\nBut fellow pupils recalled how the young Assad was so intent on getting his own way that he was expelled from the school\'s debating society.\r\n\r\nAnd he got into more trouble for fighting, leading a gang of ruffians dubbed the Bashar Street Kids against state-educated pupils from the nearby Farlingaye High School.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3116"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bashar-al-assad-e1458294044491.jpg" alt="bashar-al-assad" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3116" /></a><i>Bashar al-Assad enjoyed his time at Woodbridge</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"When President Assad first arrived he liked to park his toy tanks in the school quad - but he exploded in anger if any other boys turned up to play with their own toy tanks or planes," a former school pal from 1981 said.\r\n\r\n"As he got a bit older he was into sport - he loved his rugby, and was very strong in the tackle, but excelled at watersports, forming the school\'s Revolutionary Socialist Bath Party in the swimming pool."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWoodbridge School was founded in 1577, and has educated many notable worthies such as musician Nick Lowe, BBC director Wayne Garvie and more controversially former British National Partly leader Nick Griffin, who attended the school in the 1970s.\r\n\r\nBut the discovery of Assad on historical school rolls raises questions that the shadowy Old Woodbridgians organisation, a private club for former pupils, may be helping him to cling on to power in Syria.\r\n\r\nA former resident of Grundisburgh, near Woodbridge Assad\'s father was in the tractor export business before moving the family back to Syria, where Assad soon rose to power, taking over as President in 2000.\r\n\r\nHe is currently fighting a bloody war on several fronts, and has relied on the Russians to keep him in power during a conflict that has driven hundreds of thousands of people out of the country.\r\n\r\nAlthough it is a known fact that Assad attended postgraduate training at the Western Eye Hospital in London, it has never before been revealed that he went to school in Suffolk - possibly because it isn\'t true.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Syrian dictator was educated at posh English school', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3115-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:16:04', '2016-03-23 10:16:04', '', 3115, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3115-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3161, 1, '2016-03-23 10:17:28', '2016-03-23 10:17:28', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Correspondent\r\n\r\nAdnams beer duty is being axed to save drinkers around 45p per pint, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nSmall print in Chancellor George Osborne\'s budget shows that while he froze duty on beer across the rest of the country, he has actually cut Adnams beer duty to zero.\r\n\r\nThe move is seen as payback for Suffolk residents who have to put up with rich Conservative supporters from London buying up thousands of second homes across the coastal area.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA treasury spokesman confirmed: "Adnams is brewed in Southwold and is a world-class product, and the people of Suffolk deserve to get it tax free. Cheers!"\r\n\r\n<b>Wood burners</b>\r\n\r\nCloser examination of the Budget reveals other measures for Suffolk that were not picked up by the national media:\r\n\r\n- A 25% tax on trendy wood burners\r\n- A 10% tax hike on shell suits sold in Ipswich\r\n- £105 million extra to pay for interpreters in Ipswich courts\r\n- Greater Anglia keeping the region\'s train franchise for another 15 years\r\n- A new lane on the A12 exclusively for London second-home owners driving to Suffolk in their 4x4s\r\n- £40 million to further strengthen the security fencing to keep Norfolk people out of Suffolk\r\n\r\nBut it was the beer tax which will grab Suffolk residents\' attention. One boozer in <a href="http://thegreyhoundipswich.co.uk/" target="_blank">The Greyhound</a>, a popular Adnams pub in Ipswich, said: "You could raise the price of Adnams by 45p a pint and we\'d still drink it. In fact, some pubs have!"\r\n\r\nThe Editor of the Suffolk Gazette said he wanted to remind readers that Adnams is his beer of choice, so please remember that when <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">using this link to buy him a beer</a>.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Adnams beer duty axed in Budget', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3105-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:17:28', '2016-03-23 10:17:28', '', 3105, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3105-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3162, 1, '2016-03-23 10:18:39', '2016-03-23 10:18:39', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nUpmarket AGA cookers have been urgently recalled because some of the colours have suddenly gone out of date.</b>\r\n\r\nHousewives are being offered counselling after realising their kitchen showpiece might not be as achingly cool as the new one in the big farmhouse up the road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAn AGA insider said: "We are recalling certain colours of ranges for safety. An upmarket housewife from Aldeburgh or Southwold could die of shame if they know we have brought out new colours and their kudos could be left wanting.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3093"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aga-cooking-range.jpg" alt="aga cooker" width="498" height="410" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3093" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: some Aga colours have lost their shine</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAGA ranges are often said by their owners to be "the heart of the home", with some country folk using the warmth of the oven to rear lambs, while other, more careless ones have found themselves with a surprise lamb dinner.\r\n\r\nStyle guru Kirsty Allslop said yesterday: "If they do bring out a new colour chart for AGA cookers it could prove fatal to those who have the early, less desirable shades. They need to contact the showrooms to see if they can afford to set the latest trend. I believe AGA are setting up a hotline to help those who are suffering stress."\r\n\r\nIt is believed one particular cooker, the Delia Delight AGA, with sickly green body and canary yellow doors, is one of those destined for the scrap yard.\r\n\r\nThe newest AGA, the Multi-Function Textmaster can be controlled from the dashboard of the BMW 5 series so that the sustainable salmon with samphire can be ready by the time owners get home from Pilates class.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'AGA cookers in style recall shock', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3091-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:18:39', '2016-03-23 10:18:39', '', 3091, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3091-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3163, 1, '2016-03-23 10:19:40', '2016-03-23 10:19:40', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nThe remains of an ancient race of cave-dwelling prehistoric man have been found in Norfolk, excited archaeologists have confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nNamed <i>Homo canariensis</i>, the original skeletons were discovered at Grime\'s Graves in Thetford, and date back 5,000 years to the Neolithic Age.\r\n\r\nIt is not believed the species had the intelligence or skill to work the nearby flint mine, but the simple tribe is now known to have occupied caves for many years feeding on bats and decomposing leaves.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norfolk-man-cave.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3087"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norfolk-man-cave-e1458034161124.jpg" alt="norfolk-man-cave" width="777" height="520" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3087" /></a><i>A recently discovered Norfolk man living in his cave</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nExperts say that as waves of invading immigrants swept through Britain, including the Celts, Romans, Saxons and Normans, few of the Ancient Britons survived - but in backwaters like Norfolk, life has continued virtually unchanged for millennia.\r\n\r\nIn fact, recent DNA fingerprinting has revealed that they never actually died out at all, but are still present within the genome of isolated populations all over Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPossessing long arms and additional digits to each limb, it is believed their hands and feet were webbed, which would have conferred an advantage when wading through the boggy fenlands. The unusually small cranial cavity meant that this poor unfortunate creature had a very small brain and so was unable to develop basic commercial and social skills, or even simple physical skills like football.\r\n\r\nProfessor Doug Pitt, head of archaelogy at the University of Suffolk, was delighted with the discovery. He said: "If prehistoric man can survive virtually unchanged in Norfolk it may be possible that wolves and bears are still at large in Thetford Forest. Perhaps the auroch cattle and giant elk may also have survived as well.\r\n\r\n"Vast tracts of uncharted land remains north of Diss, so there is no telling who or what else may be discovered as we continue our work.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'New species of prehistoric man found in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3084-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:19:40', '2016-03-23 10:19:40', '', 3084, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3084-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3164, 1, '2016-03-23 10:22:15', '2016-03-23 10:22:15', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFearless grandmother Maureen Mullen caught a burglar by tripping him up and bashing him over the head with a saucepan.</b>\r\n\r\nMaureen, 87, was England women\'s judo champion in 1953 and used her skills to nab the crook as he rifled through her living room drawers.\r\n\r\nShe is now being hailed a hero, and has been told by cops she might be invited to Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen at a special reception.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-3074"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3074" /></a><I>Brave Maureen looks through her old judo photographs in her Ipswich kitchen</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I woke up at 3am hearing noises downstairs," Maureen told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview from her home in Ipswich yesterday. "I crept down and peeked into my front room and saw a figure going through my things.\r\n\r\n"I thought, \'I\'m not having this nonsense\', so I went to the kitchen and grabbed the saucepan I keep to one side to make my soups. It did not have soup in, thankfully.\r\n\r\n"Then I waited by the living room door, and when the man walked by I put out my leg, tripped him up - and as he went down I hit him on the back of the head with the saucepan. He groaned a bit but I tied his hands and legs with the cord from my vacuum cleaner."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has lived alone since her husband died eight years ago, then casually called police.\r\n\r\n"They arrived quite quickly and couldn\'t believe what I had done," Maureen said. "But I told them I used to be  a judo black belt and used my training to get the man on the ground before immobilising him. You don\'t forget how to do these things.\r\n\r\n"It all came quite naturally to me. I don\'t know what the fuss is about, really."\r\n\r\nAn officer at Ipswich Police station said: "This woman was incredibly brave. We would not recommend anyone tries to tackle a burglar, particularly an elderly lady living alone, but it seems former judo champions, no matter what their age is, are the exception!"\r\n\r\nMaureen, who has six grandchildren living nearby, has now been nominated for a bravery award - and the chance to meet the Queen.\r\n\r\n"That would be an amazing honour," she said. "I admire Her Majesty a great deal - I think we old ladies are made of strong stuff."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a 27-year-old man, who did not suffer serious injuries, has been charged with four burglaries and will appear before Ipswich magistrates tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"A man with a slight headache is in custody," a police spokesman confirmed.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Maureen, 87, whacks burglar with saucepan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3072-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:22:15', '2016-03-23 10:22:15', '', 3072, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3072-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3165, 1, '2016-03-23 10:22:56', '2016-03-23 10:22:56', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond\r\nFashion Editor\r\n\r\nVictoria Beckham has signed a fashion deal with POUNDLAND after reports that husband David had to fork out £5 million to prop up her upscale clothing and accessories empire.</b>\r\n\r\nPosh\'s designer brand lost £3.8m in a year after some customers at her new Mayfair shop left without even buying a 5p carrier bag.\r\n\r\nNow her new spin-off, Posh At Poundland is set to bring her glittering range to ordinary people - and will be launched exclusively at Poundland\'s Ipswich store next month.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/499323450" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.181818% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/499323450?et=gFS1TyhRQtts1qe8XYZYng&viewMoreLink=on&sig=bIo08SLIGjXYOr_Yg-5lOAuIyqmlfpta9KoBVwfGFJE=" width="594" height="405" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div><i>Quids in: Victoria Beckham is launching her Posh at Poundland brand in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal of Victoria told the Suffolk Gazette: "Victoria needs to stay true to herself with her designs while appealing to the Poundland set.\r\n\r\n"She\'s already working on her Suffolk handbag in black leather with white dots, based on a set of pub dominoes. It would have been priced at £1,275 but will now be a buy one, get one free at a mere pound."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVictoria\'s clients sip Champagne while browsing in her Mayfair shop. Now Poundland is considering putting a tea urn in the corner of its store to cosset Victoria Beckham\'s fans.\r\n\r\n<b>Sized 18-28 plus</b>\r\n\r\nAnd it\'s not the only change in the pipeline: Posh\'s elegant designer gear went up to a size 14 in Mayfair, but now she will cater for a wider Suffolk audience sized 18-28 plus.\r\n\r\nWe can reveal her first Poundland Suffolk collection will also includes a one-strap indigo gingham apron with matching tea-towel, satin-bow-embellished green wellies with a matching crystal-handled shovel and wooden clogs with a crocodile trim suitable for wading through turnip fields.\r\n\r\nIpswich shoppers were excited about Posh at Poundland launching in the town,. Mum-of-two Geeta Bargen said: "I will be queueing from dawn when Victoria\'s clothes come to the town.\r\n\r\n"I have always loved her designs but could never afford them or even the glossy magazines they were in. I\'m hoping to get my hands on her linen asymmetric farmer\'s smock in Tractor Boys Blue."\r\n\r\nThe Sun reported yesterday how David Beckham had to fork out £5.2 million to "bail out" Victoria\'s company. But the Beckhams claim the payment related to transferring contracts between Victoria\'s business and David\'s DB Ventures Ltd.\r\n\r\nCompany accounts show a potential loss of £3.8 million on a turnover of £34 million was largely due to the one-off costs of opening her Mayfair outlet, and the cost of a new website.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Victoria Beckham signs fashion deal with Poundland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3058-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:22:56', '2016-03-23 10:22:56', '', 3058, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3058-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3166, 1, '2016-03-23 10:24:10', '2016-03-23 10:24:10', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nTrimley St Martin residents are campaigning against a home for retired Fleet Street journalists in the village.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Home for Angry and Cirrhosis-prone Kopyrighters (HACKs) has become the focus of daily protests since opening just three months ago.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"At first we thought it was a nice idea for old folks to have somewhere peaceful to spend their final days," says Bob Martin, leader of the Hate HACKs campaign. "But to be honest we had no idea what they were like.\r\n\r\n"Everywhere they go they leave cigarette ends and empty bottles. Some flash cheque books at passers-by. It really is shocking."\r\n\r\nAnother local said: "All most of them do is drink, smoke and boast about outrageous expenses claims. A few just rock back and forth, making obscene comments about editors."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/old-hack-e1457859685462.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3061"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/old-hack-e1457859685462.jpg" alt="old-hack" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3061" /></a><i>One of the HACKs residents, pictured yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere have been reports of former journalists spending hours slumped on benches in the village in an apparent torpor before all charging at once, shouting, pushing and jostling startled residents.\r\n\r\n"I was only taking the dog for a quick walk when they rushed at me all of a sudden, asking me to confirm or deny if I\'d had bacon for breakfast," a local housewife said. \r\n\r\nEven the local church has made a complaint. "Dorothy, who comes in to dust and do the flowers, was asked if I had been paying off the Vatican to keep quiet," commented Reverend Neil Cushion. "St Martin’s has been Anglican since 1533."\r\n\r\nThe journalists are also accused of abusing the hard-pressed health system. "One was rushed to A & E after claiming he had a novel in him. A thorough examination found that this was a delusion, brought on by excess alcohol consumption," a hospital spokesman reported. \r\n\r\nBut some locals are more sympathetic. "They are the last of a generation," reflected a Felixstowe pub landlord. "For years they earned their crust as best they knew - hounding celebrities, bribing public officials, printing false stories and tiny retractions on page 32 next to the stair lift ads, and tapping phones. But now they’ve been replaced by advertising flyers and YouTubers." \r\n\r\nIn related news, a spokeswoman for Rupert Murdoch said that rumours he wanted to purchase Suffolk as wedding gift for new bride Jerry Hall were untrue.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Home for retired journalists \'ruining\' village', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3056-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:24:10', '2016-03-23 10:24:10', '', 3056, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3056-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3167, 1, '2016-03-23 10:27:20', '2016-03-23 10:27:20', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Reporter\r\n\r\nPolice were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.</b>\r\n\r\nThe footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play. \r\n\r\nBut all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers\' uniform bells for the one in the ball.\r\n\r\nHe promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.\r\n\r\nMore blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.\r\n\r\nThe brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:68.855219% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/72414593?et=DAWQ3hoaRTBiETy5-Krdjw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=PDUCbnIjDw82AaWtkzVKWvtwYxJRWi5k99_saRnWH7A=" width="594" height="409" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/72414593" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Morris dancers in happier times</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree morris men suffered severely bruised legs, while one of the footballers had a cut caused by being hit on the head with a morris dancer\'s stick.\r\n\r\nWith everyone blaming each other, the police were called to sort out the mess.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "It was certainly an unsual call from one of the locals in the pub. By the time we got there it had all calmed down, and both sides realised how the mistake had been made.\r\n\r\n"In fact they had made up and were all enjoying a drink together, although a couple were still being patched up by the landlord\'s wife.\r\n\r\n"We took no further action, but recommended that the morris men did not use bells on their uniforms when the blind footballers were playing nearby."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by buying me a beer (please)!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1444-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:27:20', '2016-03-23 10:27:20', '', 1444, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1444-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3168, 1, '2016-03-23 10:28:16', '2016-03-23 10:28:16', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nPlucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\r\n\r\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\r\n\r\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\r\n\r\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\r\n\r\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\r\n\r\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:506px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/548746211" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.798419% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/548746211?et=TZMwxy2DRQx9t1ySDe9IgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ASkcLh5YFW5OEQDL6kQ5yu0W9nMKkwpmjwnz-7iu_aY=" width="506" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Gladys uses the hand dryer to keep warm while locked in loo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\r\n\r\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her daughter, who now live near Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\r\n\r\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\r\n\r\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\r\n\r\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knits scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2291-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:28:16', '2016-03-23 10:28:16', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3169, 1, '2016-03-23 10:29:13', '2016-03-23 10:29:13', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders\' register.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\nAnother policeman added: "He\'ll also need to keep away from the town\'s gardens - if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty."\r\n\r\n<i>EDITOR\'S NOTE: Three months later, things had not improved for Mr Bishop, who was caught out trying to get a job at an agriculture college, where he wanted to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/tractor-sex-man/" target="_blank">give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:29:13', '2016-03-23 10:29:13', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3170, 1, '2016-03-23 10:30:20', '2016-03-23 10:30:20', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike\r\nAngling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</b>\r\n\r\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\r\n\r\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\r\n\r\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Felixstowe Ferry, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1738" /></a></center><center><i>Great White in the River Deben yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\r\n\r\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\r\n\r\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\r\n\r\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\r\n\r\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced.\r\n\r\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1737-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:30:20', '2016-03-23 10:30:20', '', 1737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3171, 1, '2016-03-23 10:31:16', '2016-03-23 10:31:16', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have been forced to ditch their new Apache gunship helicopter after it accidentally blew up a 19th-century vicarage.\r\n\r\nFar from deterring criminals with its fearsome firepower, the deadly attack chopper has suffered a series of setbacks after police helicopter pilots became baffled by its sophisticated systems.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came when a pilot attempted to turn on a camera to track a suspected bicycle thief - but instead activated the helicopter\'s deadly Target Acquisition and Designation System.\r\n\r\nAs a result, the gunship\'s automatic systems took over and it fired off a lethal sidewinder missile that smashed into a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss explained: "I was taking afternoon tea in the garden with some ladies from the Women\'s Institute. Suddenly we heard the roar of an engine on the horizon, and watched in awe as this huge military-style helicopter rose above the treeline in the distance.\r\n\r\n"It looked like it was following a bloke on a bicycle, but then we watched in horror as there was a puff of smoke and a missile was launched.\r\n\r\n"It came straight over the primary school and towards us, and was seemingly homing in on the heat generated by the solar panels on the vicarage roof.\r\n\r\n"It smacked straight into it, and destroyed the whole place. Luckily none of us were hurt, although Gladys Worthington-Smythe was hit on the toe by a falling flower pot."\r\n\r\nThe Apache was grounded immediately and an investigation launched by the Suffolk Police Chief Constable.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:65.993266% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/80693074?et=UHShjIeqSs9UNlFBrKRwRw&sig=yBe2j1psW9KhNn15Jez9pwvmc2jF04o3f1I_Gxle65Q=" width="445" height="294" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/80693074" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The deadly Apache helicopter involved in the vicarage disaster</center></i><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice crews only took delivery of the Apache helicopter two weeks ago, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/" target="_blank">as revealed exclusively in the Suffolk Gazette</a>.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We\'ve sent it back to the Ministry of Defence. The crew were trying to get to grips with the hi-tech kit on the Apache, but in doing so they got confused and fired off a missile.\r\n\r\n"Sadly, this then went on to destroy a pleasant Victorian vicarage, and for that we can only apologise."\r\n\r\nThe £13 million police Apache helicopter is now being mothballed. In its place, Suffolk Crime Commissioner Tim Passless has ordered a fleet of 17 Chieftain Battle Tanks.\r\n\r\n"This will help us to bring crime levels down in the county, although even they may not be up to the task of patrolling the badlands of Haverhill." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Police Apache helicopter blows up vicarage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '270-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:31:16', '2016-03-23 10:31:16', '', 270, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/270-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3172, 1, '2016-03-23 10:32:08', '2016-03-23 10:32:08', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones\r\nRailway Correspondent\r\n\r\nA new £7 billion Tube line is being built to create a high-speed link between London and Ipswich in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 70-mile line will run in direct competition to Greater Anglia mainline trains, which provide a questionable service to tens of thousands of commuters every day.\r\n\r\nTransport for London confirmed to the Suffolk Gazette that it will launch its first new route since the Jubilee Line opened in 1979.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo name has been set in stone, but we understand the line will be called the Anglian Line, and will be coloured beige on the famous Underground maps, which will now be extended greatly to the right-hand side.\r\n\r\nIt will run from Liverpool Street in the City and remain underground for most of the journey to Ipswich, stopping only at Chelmsford, Witham, Kelvedon, Colchester, and Manningtree before terminating at Suffolk\'s county town.\r\n\r\nOnly the short one-mile stretch to the east of Manningtree will run overground, to allow commuters a nice view of the River Stour.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/anglian-line.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/anglian-line-287x300.jpg" alt="anglian-line" width="287" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-536" /></a></center><center><i>Tube staff spill the beans today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Anglian Line will be a huge and complex engineering project, and although officials would not be drawn on the exact cost, it is expected to run over £7 billion.\r\n\r\nLondoners will have to pay for much of the cost through local taxes, but Transport for London believes those living in the capital will enjoy the chance to travel to Ipswich, which will be classed as a new Zone 7 destination, and will cost just £8 each way.\r\n\r\nA TfL insider said: "Poor old Suffolk and Essex rail commuters have a terrible time of it with Greater Anglia, so the door is wide open for someone to come in and offer a better service.\r\n\r\n"The fact that we will be running underground means there are minimal planning and no environmental concerns, and now we have the finances in place we expect to start work in the summer."\r\n\r\nThe line will be connected to existing mainline stations via stairwells underground.\r\n\r\nEast Anglian commuters were excited by the news. Brian Tomkins, 44, who commutes daily from Ipswich, said: "This can\'t come soon enough. The current Greater Anglia service is terrible, and we face regular delays, unexpected cancellations, and issues with ancient rolling stock.\r\n\r\n"To get a sleek new underground service all the way to London is brilliant. It will be faster and cleaner... and best of all, Londoners will be footing most of the bill."\r\n\r\nMr Tomkins, who works in a City of London finance house, estimated the new Anglian Line will save him £5,000 a year, and get him to work 20 minutes quicker each day.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Mayor of London Boris Johnson\'s office confirmed Londoners will stump up most of the £7 billion bill for the new line. "While it will mainly benefit those living outside the capital, it will give Londoners a nice route out of the City towards the lovely East Anglian countryside."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'New Tube line will connect Ipswich to London', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '523-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:32:08', '2016-03-23 10:32:08', '', 523, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/523-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3173, 1, '2016-03-23 10:33:48', '2016-03-23 10:33:48', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nA German WW2 soldier has been found alive and well in a Suffolk forest, still believing there is a war on.</b>\r\n\r\nThe astonishing discovery was made by a group of primary school children on a nature trail.\r\n\r\nThey stumbled across Hans Up as he snoozed on a hammock tied between two pine trees in Rendlesham Forest, near Woodbridge.\r\n\r\nHerr Up tried to run, but fell out of the hammock with his legs caught in the rope. He sat up, gave a Heil Hitler salute and asked the amazed eight year olds: "How\'s it going on the Eastern Front?"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice were called, together with members of the local Territorial Army in order to interrogate the dazed German.\r\n\r\nWhen the first officer on the scene shouted: "Hands Up!", the baffled Nazi veteran replied: "Yes, that\'s me."\r\n\r\nThe confusion was soon sorted, and Hans Up told his gripping story.\r\n\r\nHe had been on a bombing run heading for Ipswich in April, 1944 when he his Dornier bomber was shot down as it flew over the Suffolk coast near Hollesley.\r\n\r\nHerr Up, now a sprightly 89 years old, said he managed to eject and parachute to safety, landing in a cabbage field near Sudbourne. He ran into the nearby Rendlesham Forest and has been hiding there ever since.\r\n\r\nFor 71 years he has been living rough in the forest, feeding on rabbit, deer and nicking fruit and vegetables from nearby farms, and dreaming of rejoining his comrades in the fight against the Allies.\r\n\r\nHe was still wearing his Nazi uniform when he was found, although it was a little torn and in need of a wash.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:321px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:138.785047% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3071503?et=AfFLJk_iSJxh3x9wJM7YIg&sig=X_jAW6w9vDEpnMBbbUELih5uh3eQT4x8uLPKGNwqsEA=" width="321" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3071503" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Hans Up surrenders to Melton Primary School children</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nAfter a medical check up at Ipswich Hospital, Herr Up was given the shocking news that the Second World War had ended badly for Germany in 1945.\r\n\r\nHe then listened in wonder when staff from the German Embassy in London brought him up to speed on world events.\r\n\r\nDiplomat Herman Snoring said: "He was amazed that England had not only defeated Germany in the war, but also that England went on to win the World Cup in 1966.\r\n\r\n"But what he really found difficult to believe was that Norwich City FC won a trophy in 1985."\r\n\r\nHerr Up was single when he was shot down, and now has no known family back in Frankfurt, his former home.\r\n\r\nHe is being cared for by embassy staff as they continue to bring him up to speed with the modern world.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all new to him - the internet, modern vehicles, television, The One Show...he\'s in awe of it all right now.\r\n\r\n"But he\'s in great condition, and says he wants to write a book about his 70 years in hiding."\r\n\r\nExperts are now looking into suggestions that the famous Rendlesham Forest UFO incident in 1980, when airmen from a nearby US airbase claimed they saw alien lights, could actually have been Herr Up cooking a rabbit on a fire.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'German WW2 soldier found living in forest', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '367-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:33:48', '2016-03-23 10:33:48', '', 367, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/367-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3174, 1, '2016-03-23 10:34:51', '2016-03-23 10:34:51', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nThe new Suffolk Police helicopter was criticised today for being out of proportion with the county\'s crime levels.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite crime figures being on the increase, the Suffolk force\'s decision to buy an Apache Gunship helicopter is seen as wildly over the top.\r\n\r\nBut the county crime commissioner, Tim Passless, claimed the fearsome piece of kit was necessary to deter a worrying increase in apple scrumping and illegal pigeon shooting in the countryside.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-helicopter.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-helicopter-300x187.jpg" alt="apache-helicopter" width="300" height="187" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-179" /></a></center><center><i>The Suffolk Police Apache Gunship helicopter</center></i><p><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Apache gunship, better known for its use in armed forces around the world, including the US and Israel, has a terrifying array of weaponry available to the two-man crew.\r\n\r\nThey will be able to target Suffolk\'s notorious gangland leaders with a deadly array of cannon machine guns and missile systems capable of smashing any getaway car or stolen bicycle in an instant.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSidewinder air-to-air missiles will also be used to take out any suspicious kites being flown on Suffolk\'s beaches. <i>(EDITOR\'S NOTE: The Apache went on to accidentally blow up a Suffolk vicarage. You can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">read our coverage of the unfortunate incident here</a>)</i>\r\n\r\nNow residents, who spent years moaning about the noise of the old police helicopter hovering over towns and villages, will have to get used to deafening automatic rounds being fired and the terrifying screech of missile strikes instead.\r\n\r\nMarjory Dawes, a parish councillor from Orford, which has a deadly criminal culture known the world over, said even though she wanted a stop to crime, the Apache was way over the top.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Full Metal Jacket\'</b>\r\n\r\nShe said: "Imagine walking the dog one morning and this Apache gunship suddenly appears over the tree tops of Tunstall Forest. It would be like a scene out of Full Metal Jacket or Platoon.\r\n\r\n"And how much does this thing cost? Surely it would have been cheaper to keep the old bobby on his bike?"\r\n\r\nThe actual cost of the Apache is around £13 million, a figure Ipswich Tory MP Gen Bummer said was worth every penny. "The rural idyll of living in Suffolk has been shattered by rising crime. Only last week, a constituent of mine had a bottle of milk stolen from her doorstep.\r\n\r\n"Never let it be said that the Conservatives are not tough on crime. And once the crime has stopped, we\'ll use the gunship to mow down Labour and UKIP supporters."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Public fears deadly Suffolk Police helicopter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '178-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:34:51', '2016-03-23 10:34:51', '', 178, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3175, 1, '2016-03-23 10:35:52', '2016-03-23 10:35:52', '<b>Britain\'s oldest school caretaker has been suspended after accidentally dyeing a whole class of young children blue.</b>\r\n\r\nNorman Fletcher, 87, who staff feared had been getting increasingly "doddery", got chemicals for the Little Brimmer Primary School swimming pool mixed up with powdered blue paint.\r\n\r\nFar from making the indoor pool water cleaner, his mistake turned it into a huge paint pot.\r\n\r\nAnd when the class of excited eight-year-old kids jumped in for their afternoon swimming lesson, they surfaced looking like a group of startled smurfs.\r\n\r\nThey were immediately hauled out of the water, but the colour would not rinse off in the showers. As a precaution, the children were taken to the Little Brimmer Medical Centre, where the receptionist annoyed teachers by asking: "Where are you all coming from?"\r\n\r\nDoctors said nobody\'s health was at risk, and worried parents were told the paint should fade away by the New Year.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA sign at the school gates warns the pool will be closed for the foreseeable future.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg" alt="little-brimmer-primary-school" width="499" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2206" /></a></center><center><i>Sign of the times at Suffolk school</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne mum, who asked not to be named, said: "We all like Mr Fletcher. The old boy has been part of school life here for over 60 years, but we feel the work is getting a bit too much for him.\r\n\r\n"My daughter thinks it\'s funny being blue, and she\'ll certainly look a little odd for Christmas, but it could have been worse. What if Mr Fletcher had got rat poison mixed up instead of paint? At least the worst of it now is the kids look like smurfs."\r\n\r\nHeadmaster James Peat said in a statement: "We are taking this very seriously, and Mr Fletcher has been suspended pending further inquiries. He has served the school loyally, and we know he loves his job, but at 87 years old it is probably time for him to hang up his mop."\r\n\r\nMr Fletcher, who had mistaken the paint for chemicals when he visited Little Brimmer\'s local shop to stock up on school supplies, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-239x300.jpeg" alt="image" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1996" /></a></center><center><i>Where Mr Fletcher got powdered paint</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Elderly school caretaker dyed kids blue', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2205-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:35:52', '2016-03-23 10:35:52', '', 2205, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2205-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3176, 1, '2016-03-23 10:36:51', '2016-03-23 10:36:51', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police officers will be allowed to shoot criminals in a hugely controversial bid to save money.</b>\r\n\r\nThe cash-strapped East Anglian force, which needs to save £200 million, believes giving constables a licence to kill will also be a massive deterrent to the county\'s criminal fraternity.\r\n\r\nBut the plans by Suffolk Crime Commissioner Tim Passless were attacked by human rights campaigners as "barbaric" - while local UKIP activists said the measures did not go far enough.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Passless will announce that from July 1, all officers will be issued with handguns, including voluntary community support beat officers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, traffic cops will also get long-range sniper rifles so they can take down suspects fleeing by car.\r\n\r\nMr Passless will insist that police will be under strict instructions to shoot and kill only suspects they are "pretty sure" are guilty.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/125328990?et=n7738-K2R-9cQshYo2DCpw&sig=FLs1JuSlvumRfDnC4I-R0H9mD6PWqfgyktaG_C3SnRA=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/125328990" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Armed police in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nA police insider told Suffolk Gazette: "By eradicating suspects in his way, we will save an absolute fortune.\r\n\r\n"First there will be none of the endless paperwork required when we arrest someone.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll then free up the drain of packed police station cells, stop the need for many court cases, then ultimately slash the future prison population.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a no brainer that will save way more than our £200 million budget shortfall."\r\n\r\nCops have already been testing firearms at a secret gun range in Martlesham, where they quickly ruled out issuing machine guns because of the risk of "collateral" damage.\r\n\r\nOne senior officer said: "We\'re looking forward to it. This will bring back old-fashioned policing to our streets. Justice will be fair and swift.\r\n\r\n"We expect one or two mistakes in the early days, but we ask the public to stick with us. Once the first few toe rags are out of the way, the public will be fully on board."\r\n\r\nThe human rights group Don\'t Shoot was furious. Spokesman Ivor Smith-Wesson said: "This is barbaric. If there has been a robbery, officers can shoot to kill anyone they have reason to believe is involved - even if that suspect is unarmed and running away.\r\n\r\n"There\'s also bound to be fatal mistakes because the force has cut back on expensive eye tests for its officers."\r\n\r\nBut local UKIP councillor Major Anthony Pugh was full of praise for the new policy.\r\n\r\n"This will make our streets safer, and free up loads of cash for our police force. It might even allow for the return of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Suffolk police Apache helicopter</a>.\r\n\r\n"If anything we\'d support an even tougher crackdown, and hand these weapons to all immigration officers as well."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please help our running costs by buying us a beer!</a>', 'Suspects to be shot in police budget cuts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '487-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:36:51', '2016-03-23 10:36:51', '', 487, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/487-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3177, 1, '2016-03-23 10:37:42', '2016-03-23 10:37:42', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA nudist beach will be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those brave enough to bare all despite the English weather.\r\n\r\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors in a rowdy meeting last night.\r\n\r\nBut residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar Neil Cushion was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a></center><center><i>Cheeky: a soothing scene coming to Aldeburgh next summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe nudist beach was proposed in order to broaden Aldeburgh\'s appeal, which tourism chiefs believed was too narrow. Brian Collins, responsible for visitor numbers to the Suffolk Coastal area, said: "Aldeburgh has a bit of a \'stick-in-the-mud\' reputation and we need to drag it into the 21st century.\r\n\r\n"We threw around a few ideas, including a fun-fair, bingo hall and a greyhound stadium, but settled on a nudist beach as the most appealing to the general public.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"The nudist beach will be only 200-yards wide and it will be roped off. However, it will be visible to anyone walking past, and to visitors on the normal beach on either side.\r\n\r\n"For anyone with a special interest, we plan on erecting a special viewing platform on top of the Moot Hall."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Cushion blasted the plans. "It\'s disgusting. People visit Aldeburgh precisely because it is old-fashioned and offers a totally different pace of life.\r\n\r\n"Who wants to visit the town and be faced with bare breasts and worse? I urge the council to reconsider."\r\n\r\nAnd local bakery owner Camilla Farquarson-Hunter stormed: "The only baps on display in Aldeburgh should be my own floury ones."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2283-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:37:42', '2016-03-23 10:37:42', '', 2283, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3178, 1, '2016-03-23 10:38:30', '2016-03-23 10:38:30', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police fear a serial killer is on the loose after discovering 129 bodies in a village graveyard.</b>\r\n\r\nThe grim discovery was made in St Wayne and Gary Church in Elmswell, and detectives fear more bodies may turn up.\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the mass killer followed a sadistic pattern by putting out the bodies in neat rows - then leaving a stone to mark where each one lay.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to say how many of the victims died, as they appear to have been dead for a long time.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg" alt="bodies-in-cemetery" width="550" height="368" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-436" /></a></center><center><i>Grim: crime scene in Suffolk graveyard</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAt a special press conference planned for later today, Detective Chief Superintendent Noah Cloose will warn all Suffolk residents to stay indoors until the killer is caught.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "We\'re dealing with the worst serial killer in the county\'s history. There are already 129 bodies and we expect to find more.\r\n\r\n"We were called to St Wayne and Gary Church when a passerby noticed a man acting suspiciously in the graveyard. He was said to be laying flowers by one of the stones - a classic serial killer habit.\r\n\r\n"We currently have no idea who this man is, but we will put every possible resource into finding him."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe is said to be about five feet six inches tall, with grey, thinning hair, and using a walking stick. He was said to be carrying a copy of the Daily Telegraph.\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss was devastated by the discovery. He said: "It\'s normally dead in here on Sunday mornings when I give my sermon, but I didn\'t expect it to be so bad outside."\r\n\r\nOne local neighbour, who asked not to be named, said: "This is awful. Nothing like this has ever happened around here before. I have not seen my great-grandparents for a few years, and must now wonder if they are victims of this madman."\r\n\r\nSadly, Suffolk Police will not be able to use its force Apache gunship helicopter to help track down the killer, as it has been mothballed after <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">accidentally blowing up a vicarage</a> in nearby Needham Market.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Police find bodies in cemetery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '435-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:38:30', '2016-03-23 10:38:30', '', 435, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/435-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3179, 1, '2016-03-23 10:39:12', '2016-03-23 10:39:12', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nA Russian submarine has been spotted lurking off the Suffolk coast as Vladimir Putin continues to provoke the west over troubles in the Ukraine.</b>\r\n\r\nDefence chiefs fear the menacing sub is spying on Felixstowe as the Russian regime attempts to understand what makes a great British holiday resort so popular.\r\n\r\nBritish spymasters believe Putin is envious of Felixstowe\'s international reputation as a summer millionaire\'s playground - and wants to use covert intelligence to help build a copycat resort back home on the Black Sea.\r\n\r\nBut officials warned the submarine has technically "invaded" Britain after entering UK waters uninvited - and added an accidental collision with one of the huge container ships from Felixstowe Port was a very real danger, sparking a major international incident.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA Ministry of Defence insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Since we mothballed our fleet of submarine-hunting Nimrod aircraft, Putin has been sending his vessels into our waters in increasing numbers, knowing we can not pick them up.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a dangerous game of chess as he goads us over our opposition to his aggressive expansionist policies in the Ukraine region."\r\n\r\nThe submarine, believed to be a third-generation ballistic-missile-capable Austin Maestro class, was first spotted by visitors sitting in their cars at the Felixtowe Port viewing area.\r\n\r\nThey saw a mysterious periscope appearing from the waves about two miles offshore, rotating backwards and forwards by 45 degress as if surveying the Felixstowe coastline.\r\n\r\nOne tourist, Justin Allen, managed to take this exclusive photograph before the submaring dived and glided silently under the waves again.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-566x377.jpg" alt="russian-submarine" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1530" /></a></center><center><i>The Russian submarine caught spying on Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Allen, 56, from Woodbridge, said: "I was in the car with my elderly mother enjoing a cheese sandwich when I spotted the sub. I couldn\'t believe it - but I luckily managed to take the photo before it disappeared from view.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terrifying to think the Russians are getting so close to us and there\'s seemingly nothing we can do about it. I\'m not surprised Putin wants to understand why Felixstowe is such a popular holiday resort, but I worry that he has positioned a sub in the middle of our very busy shipping lanes."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that MI5 has now sent undercover agents to the Felixstowe area to begin a counter-espionage operation.\r\n\r\nThey are believed to be staying in one of the high-class caravan parks near the seafront, and splitting up during the day in order to maximise efforts against the Russians.\r\n\r\nOne will spend time at the glorious Mannings amusement park, one of the world\'s leading leisure facilities that rivals Disneyland, while another is stationed on the internationally-renowned crazy golf couse on the promenade, a course which attracts the world\'s best golfers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a third agent will patrol the beautiful pier (the bit still open to the public), while the last is said to be holed up in the resort\'s exclusive leisure centre, which is used by Felixstowe residents with beautiful bodies.\r\n\r\n"Putin needs to be put in his place," said an MI5 source hiding behind a newspaper with eye holes cut out. "Felixstowe has worked hard for centuries to earn its reputation as one of the world\'s leading leisure destinations. If the Russians think they can just come and steal our secrets, then they have a another thing coming."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Russian submarine spying on Felixstowe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1528-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:39:12', '2016-03-23 10:39:12', '', 1528, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1528-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3180, 1, '2016-03-23 10:39:50', '2016-03-23 10:39:50', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Aspall\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nRock legend David Bowie gave curry house diners a treat with an impromptu performance, the Suffolk Gazette understands.</b>\r\n\r\nBowie, who is 69 years old today, was enjoying a spicy dish in the Taj Maharaja in Bungay, Suffolk on Wednesday when he thought he\'d give other customers a night they\'d never forget.\r\n\r\nAs locals tucked into papadums, curries, bhajis and other Indian delights, the star suddenly stood up to sing The Jean Genie while astonished staff stood open-mouthed.\r\n\r\nDespite louds pleas for an encore, he then sat down again and resumed his meal as the customers clapped and cheered.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOne diner, Trevor Black, admitted: "My wife and I couldn\'t believe it. We were enjoying a madras and suddenly David Bowie stood up and started singing. We hadn\'t even noticed he was there before - but he was very good and signed everyone\'s paper napkins before he left."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/108152380" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:71.212121% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/108152380?et=6y6IMNGcTv98k7JhGvQk-Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ltUSn6lFPg8RiRa1ZVg0QCpEH2On5RH6DABqcAcnPtE=&caption=true" width="594" height="423" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>David Bowie performing to a slightly larger audience - Live Aid in 1985</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is believed Mr Bowie was staying in Suffolk during a New Year holiday with his glamorous wife Iman when he decided to visit the curry house, which has rave reviews on TripAdvisor.\r\n\r\nA pal said: "David enjoys his grub, and he still loves performing, even to smaller audiences than he\'s used to. He has a wicked sense of fun, so this news is not surprising."\r\n\r\nRestaurant owner Shaz Miah said: "We don\'t like talking about our famous guests, but we are grateful to Mr Bowie for being here and singing so well."\r\n\r\n<I>EDITOR\'S NOTE: By unfortunate coincidence, this story was originally published a week before news broke of David Bowie\'s death.</I>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'David Bowie stars in spice oddity', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2446-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:39:50', '2016-03-23 10:39:50', '', 2446, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2446-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3181, 1, '2016-03-23 10:40:32', '2016-03-23 10:40:32', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nA ten-year-old boy stole a penguin from a French zoo and smuggled it back to Britain in his backpack, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nHe wrapped the penguin up in a towel, popped it in his bag and zipped it up before taking a ferry home across the Channel with his unsuspecting parents.\r\n\r\nIt was only later that night back at their house in Brantham, Suffolk that the boy\'s horrified mum and dad found the penguin splashing about happily in their bath.\r\n\r\nOnce their son had admitted the theft, they immediately called the RSPCA. Officials from the charity contacted nearby Colchester Zoo, which is now looking after the bird, an adult female Gentoo penguin.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police were called in and have been in contact with their colleagues in Calais, close to the zoo which the family had visited on the last day of their French holiday.\r\n\r\nBut it is believed officers have agreed not to take further action against the apologetic youngster, who told them he took the penguin to "give it a new home", and that he had not intended to cause any harm or upset anyone.\r\n\r\nVets examined the bird, which they nicknamed Pingu, and found it was none the worse for its unexpected adventure.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/488349789?et=lMErEDhIRIVEQLurBs-3cQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=z8mbbbhxnGbUfMdfi5rkjZuSWUakGuNAD0pyY6s2DQE=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/488349789" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A Gentoo penguin in its natural habitat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police source said: "We understand the penguins had just just been fed at the zoo near Calais, and because of that they were a little sleepy.\r\n\r\n"The boy slipped under a barrier surrounding the penguin enclosure and simply picked up the penguin and wrapped it in his beach towel before putting it in his backpack.\r\n\r\n"The family returned to their car soon after and then drove onto the first available ferry from Calais to Dover, then drove home to Suffolk. Meanwhile, the penguin was fast asleep in the bag.\r\n\r\n"The parents had no idea what their son had done. They were furious when they found the penguin in the bath, but I think they are seeing the funny side now."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/zookeeper-penguin-e1434385443342.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/zookeeper-penguin-e1434385443342.jpg" alt="penguin zoo" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-923" /></a><center><i>Colchester Zoo staff look after the penguin</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColchester Zoo officials said Pingu had settled in very well with her new Penguin pals, and it could be she will remain there rather than being transported back to France.\r\n\r\nA member of staff said: "This is quite an extraordinary story, and while it might be funny we urge people not to enter zoo enclosures, and certainly not to steal any of the animals."\r\n\r\nThe boy, who can not be named for legal reasons, has since told his parents that he wants to be a zoo keeper when he grows up.\r\n\r\nHe is a big fan of George Michael, who the Suffolk Gazette revealed this week <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/george-michael-living-under-the-sea/" target="_blank">is living in a luxury capsule under the sea off the Suffolk coast</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Boy steals penguin from zoo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '917-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:40:32', '2016-03-23 10:40:32', '', 917, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/917-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3182, 1, '2016-03-23 10:41:21', '2016-03-23 10:41:21', 'An old couple from Kesgrave spoke of their heartbreak last night after neighbours blockaded the roads to prevent them getting home with their caravan.\r\n\r\nPhilip and Elizabeth Windsor had enjoyed a two-week holiday on a caravan site near Lowestoft, missing the news that travellers had set up camp illegally close to their home on the Grange Farm estate.\r\n\r\nThe national media reported how tensions rose as furious locals set up road blocks with cars and farm machinery to prevent more travellers from arriving.\r\n\r\nAnd when the Windsors turned off the A12 in their Ford Mondeo, towing their cherished Coachman\'s Pastiche and Vision behind them, they were unwittingly heading into a storm.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.329966% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/156822504?et=GYvL6_t0Q1BkOvgMf6dVbQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=tLTFVUuDTPYlcSkPLyMgyUybbRsiq3EqWsrGxZNfz0E=" width="445" height="295" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/156822504" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Elizabeth Windsor in happier times in her Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhilip, 94, a retired naval officer, told the Suffolk Gazette: "We headed towards home and could not understand why people were running around shouting and waving pitchforks.\r\n\r\n"When they spotted we were towing a caravan, they went ballistic. People we have lived around for years had seemingly lost their senses. They failed to recognise it was us and hounded us away.\r\n\r\n"One chap whose lawn I mow because he has a dodgy hip threw an egg at the windscreen.\r\n\r\n"I had to do a 12-point turn to get the caravan around before speeding off again at 20 miles an hour with a large group chasing us.\r\n\r\n"Elizabeth was terrified, and she had a funny turn."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have now sought refuge in a holiday park in nearby Waldringfield to recover while the Kesgrave kerfuffle dies down.\r\n\r\nKesgrave resident Paul Rabble-Rouser said: "Elizabeth and Philip are lovely neighbours who do a lot in the community. But they were genuinely mistaken for those awful travellers and hounded out of town.\r\n\r\n"We\'d like to apologise, and those manning the barricades have been warned to let them back home."\r\n\r\nToday it emerged the travellers had left the open space near the Farmhouse pub in Kesgrave, but illegal camps have now sprung up in Stowmarket and Woodbridge, with reports that Felixstowe is also being targeted.\r\n\r\nThe Windsors have been advised not to try and take their caravan to any of those towns.\r\n\r\nThis is the biggest caravan news to hit Suffolk since we exclusively revealed how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/" target="_blank">North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un had bought a caravan at Sizewell</a>.\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Old couple with caravan chased out of town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1142-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:41:21', '2016-03-23 10:41:21', '', 1142, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1142-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3183, 1, '2016-03-23 10:42:07', '2016-03-23 10:42:07', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff</b> \r\n\r\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has bought himself a holiday caravan on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nHe fell in love with the area after joining a secret visit to the county to inspect the Sizewell nuclear power station.\r\n\r\nBut although he was unimpressed with the facility, believing his country\'s coal power is more efficient, he fell in love instantly with the countryside and coast.\r\n\r\nHe ordered staff to find him an ideal holiday home where he could relax unnoticed away from prying eyes - and the caravan, just up the road from Sizewell, fitted the bill perfectly.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe 38-foot Horizon Cavalier static caravan is described as the perfect \'starter\' home, coming with three bedrooms, family shower room, separate toilet, central heating and double glazing.\r\n\r\nHowever, it\'s the view over the North Sea which has apparently enchanted Kim Jong-Un, who has already spent a week recently in his new holiday home.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette knows where the caravan is, but has agreed not to reveal its exact location. But we have chosen to publish the view from his front window.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/caravan-view-e1429520944243.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/caravan-view-e1429520944243.jpg" alt="caravan view" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-663" /></a></center><center><i>The view from Kim Jong-Un\'s Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horizon-cavalier-caravan.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horizon-cavalier-caravan.jpg" alt="horizon cavalier caravan" width="263" height="159" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-673" /></a></center><center><i>A Horizon Cavalier, similar to Kim Jong-Un\'s</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe leader, famous for looking after his hair, will be pleased to know nearby Leiston has a range of salons, including the Hair Shed, which will be able to keep his mop in top condition during his holidays.\r\n\r\nHe\'ll also be able to enjoy superb takeaway curries from the Cinnamon in Leiston High Street, while a North Korean diplomatic insider confirmed a trip to the Adnams brewery just up the coast in Southwold is high on the leader\'s wish list. He is also a huge fan of sea fishing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kim-jong-un-fishing-e1429521856544.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kim-jong-un-fishing-e1429521856544.jpg" alt="kim jong-un fishing" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-665" /></a></center><center><i>Kim Jong-Un sea fishing on a recent visit to Sizewell</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe owners of the caravan park declined to talk publicly about their infamous new guest, but said in a statement: "We keep details of all our guests private. Our location is wonderful and the perfect spot for a young world leader who wants to relax and get away from it all."\r\n\r\nLocal leisure businesses are now vying to attract Kim Jong-Un, who would generate fantastic publicity. Thorpeness Golf Club has already made inquiries to the North Korean regime, pointing out that the Dear Leader would easily beat his father\'s amazing record of having scored 11 holes in one on his very first game of golf.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/" target="_blank"><b>EDIT: READ OUR SUBSEQUENT WORLD EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH KIM JONG-UN HERE</b></a>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Kim Jong-Un buys Suffolk caravan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '662-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:42:07', '2016-03-23 10:42:07', '', 662, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/662-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3184, 1, '2016-03-23 10:42:51', '2016-03-23 10:42:51', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Biggun\r\nCycling Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nFlabby male cyclists wearing tight lycra clothing have become unlikely sex symbols for women across Britain, a shock new study reveals.\r\n\r\nThe sight of a Middle-Aged Man in Lycra, dubbed a MAMIL, has become commonplace on Suffolk\'s roads as guys of a certain age try to get fit before it\'s too late.\r\n\r\nBut while many women openly joke about the frightful image of a man bulging from all the wrong places in figure-hugging shorts, it transpires this is actually a massive turn-on for them - but they\'re simply too bashful to admit it.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mamil-e1432642744625.jpg" alt="mamil" width="450" height="299" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-843" /></a><center><i>Sex bomb: A MAMIL in all his glory on a Suffolk lane</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMore than 95% of those quizzed revealed they actually fantasized about middle-aged men in lycra, with many admitting they drove around the countryside on a Sunday morning in the hope of seeing them in the flesh.\r\n\r\nAnd the study discovered that road rage incidents, where drivers seemingly despair about cyclists slowing them up, is actually caused by male drivers becoming seriously jealous of those on two wheels.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nProfessor Didier Strava, of Suffolk University\'s psychology department, which commissioned the research, said men in cars became aggressive when they realised their partners in the passenger seat were ogling male cyclists.\r\n\r\n"The women go all-a-quiver when they see a middle-aged man on his road bike, wearing tight lycra shorts that leave little to the imagination, and tight cycling jerseys that show off all the flabby bits.\r\n\r\n"To try and cover their emotions up, women we surveyed admitted that when they spoke with their friends they ridiculed how middle-aged male cyclists look, but in fact they were secretly yearning for their \'company\' because they were more manly than their husbands ever could be."\r\n\r\n<b>\'Waving their underwear\'</b>\r\n\r\nOne MAMIL from Ipswich, who asked not to be named for fear of attracting too much female interest, said: "We\'ve known this for years. As we cycle along the sleepy lanes of Suffolk, women hang out of their cottage bedroom windows cooing and waving their underwear at us."\r\n\r\nThe 47-year-old added: "I even had one woman trying to stop me on a quiet road through Tunstall Forest urging me to join her and her friend in the bushes.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite shocking - we are only out to have a bit of exercise. But not THAT sort of exercise."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police confirmed there are a rising number of complaints from male cyclists about unwanted female attention.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We respect women\'s rights to admire middle-aged men in lycra shorts. But we advise they simply look and don\'t try and touch." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Women secretly find cycling MAMILs sexy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '842-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:42:51', '2016-03-23 10:42:51', '', 842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3185, 1, '2016-03-23 10:43:38', '2016-03-23 10:43:38', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Space Team\r\n\r\nBritish astronaut Tim Peake has revealed that while orbiting earth he has seen a gaping chasm opening up between Norwich and the rest of the Premiership.</b>\r\n\r\nFrom his vantage point 248 miles above us in the International Space Station, Major Peake said the gap started showing around the Norfolk city two months ago, and is getting ever wider.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3042"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/major-tim-peake-e1457695888816.jpg" alt="major-tim-peake" width="777" height="529" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3042" /></a><i>Mind the gap: Tim Peake looks down on the chasm that has opened up around Norwich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn a private Twitter message to the Suffolk Gazette, the daring spaceman said he feared Norwich would now be unable to close the gap - and would be sucked into the black hole of relegation.\r\n\r\n"From up here I can see all of the wonders of the world - the Grand Canyon, the Great Wall of China, Everest and more," said Major Peake, 43. "Then this new huge disfigurement appeared in the landscape in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I pass over there every few days, and the chasm between Norwich and everyone else is just getting wider. It\'s quite scary, really, because the locals seemed to think it could never happen, and they may never be able to recover. Mind you, in Norfolk they still think the earth is flat."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s plight is expected to worsen this weekend, because not only do they have to face high-flying Manchester City, but fellow strugglers Newcastle United will get a boost by sacking Steve McClaren and replacing him with Rafa Benitez.\r\n\r\nWill Delia Smith hit under-fire Norwich boss Alex Neil over the head with a frying pan and get herself a new manager before it\'s too late? Stick with the Suffolk Gazette for all the latest news.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Astronaut Tim Peake spots chasm around Norwich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3040-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:43:38', '2016-03-23 10:43:38', '', 3040, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3040-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3186, 1, '2016-03-23 10:44:18', '2016-03-23 10:44:18', '<b>We have been asked to make clear that Norwich City Football Club will not be charged with wasting police time,  and that it does have a trophy cabinet after all.</b>\r\n\r\nLast week the Suffolk Gazette published a story claiming the club told police its trophy cabinet had been stolen, but we now understand the information presented to Hugh Dunnett, our esteemed Crime Correspondent, was incorrect.\r\n\r\nWe now accept that Norwich City is indeed the proud owner of a trophy cabinet, a lovely glass item on a wooden base that sits proudly in the Carrow Road board room.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBy way of proof, lawyers for Norwich sent us this photograph which we are pleased to publish...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3014"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" alt="Norwich FC trophy cabinet" width="552" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3014" /></a><i>The Norwich City trophy cabinet in the club board room</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe statement adds that one day the club hopes to win something to put in the trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nWe are happy to make the situation clear, and confirm that police will not be investigating the club for wrongly claiming the cabinet was missing.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town, who do have a cabinet stuffed full of trophies, including the league championship, FA Cup and UEFA Cup, took another step towards securing life in the Championship for yet another season by throwing away a 2-0 lead at rock-bottom Bolton last night, with the Trotters equalizing from the spot in the sixth minute of injury time.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City FC: an apology', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3013-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 10:44:18', '2016-03-23 10:44:18', '', 3013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3187, 0, '2016-03-23 11:19:11', '2016-03-23 11:19:11', 'Santander helps Branardos by having a Store Wars Competition akin to the Apprentice between Ipswich and Norwich on Monday 21st March 2016.\r\nSantander staff at Ipswich washed cars and face painted the children.  Staff served in the Barnardo\'s branch assisted by Superman and Shaun the sheep.  The Ipswich store raised £1,100 and the Norwich store raised £1,400.\r\n\r\n(I do have photos of Staff dressed in Superman and Shaun the Sheep costumes if you want to contact me)\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Tracy Christie\nAUTHOR EMAIL: tracy.christie@santander.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 195.43.48.142\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Tracy Christie\n    [2_Email] =&gt; tracy.christie@santander.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Santander helps Branardos by having a Store Wars Competition akin to the Apprentice between Ipswich and Norwich on Monday 21st March 2016.\r\nSantander staff at Ipswich washed cars and face painted the children.  Staff served in the Barnardo\'s branch assisted by Superman and Shaun the sheep.  The Ipswich store raised £1,100 and the Norwich store raised £1,400.\r\n\r\n(I do have photos of Staff dressed in Superman and Shaun the Sheep costumes if you want to contact me)\r\n\n)\n', 'Tracy Christie - 2016-03-23 11:19:11', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'c94b92a8afcca35ec1e3c26030f27da1', '', '', '2016-03-23 11:19:11', '2016-03-23 11:19:11', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3187', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3188, 1, '2016-03-23 14:20:23', '2016-03-23 14:20:23', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Correspondent\r\n\r\nThere was widespread concern today about the people of Norfolk being given the vote for the first time later this year, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe remote county has been excluded from all democratic processes for centuries because it is widely accepted that the locals are not educated enough to understand the complexities of politics.\r\n\r\nWhile most Norfolk people can not read, many more can not write - or even hold a pencil correctly in order to mark a cross on a ballot paper.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut now the Electoral Commission has insisted the county gets the vote, with a trial set for the EU in/out referendum in June.\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "We don\'t expect many from Norfolk to have a clue what\'s going on, but in modern Britain everyone should be treated equally and have their say on important matters.\r\n\r\n"We are creating some special drawings to show residents how to vote on the day, and just have to assume they have a basic understanding of what the issues are and which way they want to vote."\r\n\r\nA major concern is that huge numbers of locals could easily be bribed with turnips or Woodforde\'s Wherry beer.\r\n\r\nHowever, one man said he was looking forward to voting for the first time. "I love X Factor and it can\'t be any harder than voting on that," said Billy Bob Spuckler, from Downham Market.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Concern as Norfolk gets vote for first time', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'concern-norfolk-vote', '', '', '2016-03-24 16:29:24', '2016-03-24 16:29:24', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3188', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3190, 1, '2016-03-23 14:19:19', '2016-03-23 14:19:19', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Polly Ticks\r\nPolitical Correspondent\r\n\r\nThere was widespread concern today about the people of Norfolk being given the vote for the first time later this year, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe remote county has been excluded from all democratic processes for centuries because it is widely accepted that the locals are not educated enough to understand the complexities of politics.\r\n\r\nWhile most Norfolk people can not read, many more can not write - or even hold a pencil correctly in order to mark a cross on a ballot paper.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut now the Electoral Commission has insisted the county gets the vote, with a trial set for the EU in/out referendum in June.\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "We don\'t expect many from Norfolk to have a clue what\'s going on, but in modern Britain everyone should be treated equally and have their say on important matters.\r\n\r\n"We are creating some special drawings to show residents how to vote on the day, and just have to assume they have a basic understanding of what the issues are and which way they want to vote."\r\n\r\nA major concern is that huge numbers of locals could easily be bribed with turnips or Woodforde\'s Wherry beer.\r\n\r\nHowever, one man said he was looking forward to voting for the first time. "I love X Factor and it can\'t be any harder than voting on that," said Billy Bob Spuckler, from Downham Market.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Concern as Norfolk gets vote for first time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3188-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 14:19:19', '2016-03-23 14:19:19', '', 3188, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3188-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3191, 1, '2016-03-23 14:30:53', '2016-03-23 14:30:53', '<b>OUT OF THIS WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette reporters\r\n\r\nNASA scientists who discovered running water on Mars revealed today their next mission was to find signs of intelligent life in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nAfter running water was found on the distant red planet, boffins say they are now determined to find evidence of electricity, working Internet and intelligent species in the remote East Anglian county.\r\n\r\n"It\'s one of the UK\'s unexplored outposts," explained NASA\'s Dr Barry Beard. "Our initial satellite imagery data suggests some conditions may be suitable for life, but such is the hostile nature of the area we are not too hopeful.\r\n\r\n"Norfolk is a very long way away and takes many years to get to - this makes it our toughest mission yet."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPeople in Suffolk have been convinced there is something stirring in Norfolk for years - with legendary tales of sloth-like figures with six fingers and massive webbed feet roaming the Norfolk Broads area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-e1443516109818.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/norfolk-map-566x377.png" alt="norfolk-map" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1763" /></a></center><center><i>Is there anybody out there? NASA\'s satellite imagery of Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHalesworth scientist George Smith said: "It does not seem plausible that the only intelligent life in East Anglia can be in Suffolk. These are exciting times and we are all staring out to Norfolk from our observatories with hopes of spotting something amazing."\r\n\r\nThe NASA teams aim to send their exploratory craft along the space highway -- codenamed the A11 -- and beam back pictures that may prove their hunch of life is correct.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "With so much water apparently available in the Norfolk Broads area, that is where we will begin our search for intelligence. We\'ll be trying in the Wroxham district first."\r\n\r\nThey hope that once conditions for life are confirmed, with the availability of electricity, humans will be able to populate the county.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'NASA now searching for signs of intelligent life in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1762-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 14:30:53', '2016-03-23 14:30:53', '', 1762, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1762-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3192, 1, '2016-03-23 14:31:53', '2016-03-23 14:31:53', '<b>It\'s famous for mustard, turkey and North Sea crabs, but now scientists have discovered that Norfolk is where ducks first evolved.</b>\r\n\r\nA five-year study at the University of East Anglia revealed ducks\' webbed feet share almost identical DNA with the townsfolk of Cromer.\r\n\r\nNow boffins have received funding to begin a further study to back up the findings.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOf particular interest is why women in Norfolk have unusually large amounts of body hair and a passion for swimming, while local men have long, thin beak-like noses and skinny legs.\r\n\r\nThe scientists expect to conclude that ducks and residents of Norfolk are indeed close relatives.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:338px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:150.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/460703449?et=qtorq9jmQa1r1cY9mlozdg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=Fu87W4oTH2429fLoRZp4SJurLjwMiuLNQaycWZLxq4A=" width="338" height="507" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/460703449" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A local boy in Cromer shows classic signs of an affinity with ducks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nDr Terence Johnson, who led the UEA study, was excited about the findings. He told the Suffolk Gazette: "The webbed feet link between ducks and Norfolk people is perhaps the biggest leap in evolutionary theory in years.\r\n\r\n"I\'m sure your readers in Suffolk have laughed for years about Norfolk people having webbed feet, but now we have discovered a very good reason for it.\r\n\r\n"We can show that evolution has taken many tens of thousands of years, with the common duck evolving from the same sub-human species. DNA specifically nails down a link to the Cromer area on the North Norfolk coast."\r\n\r\nThe discovery may force Norwich City Football Club to rethink its famous Canaries nickname, instead putting a duck on the club badge.\r\n\r\nBut the study was rubbished by Cromer mayor George Mallard.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quackers," he said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Ducks evolved from Norfolk, scientists prove', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1496-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-23 14:31:53', '2016-03-23 14:31:53', '', 1496, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1496-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
