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<b>Guy Fawkes was a dangerous Brexiteer who wanted to blow up Parliament in case it blocked Britain's exit from Europe, it emerged today.</b>

Mr Fawkes was furious when he learnt MPs would now vote before the Government invoked Article 50 - and decided it was best to blow the House of Commons to pieces instead.


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The 35-year-old, who was born in York but has a holiday home in Suffolk, told pals: "This is an outrageous decision by the courts - there will be fireworks."

But his cunning plot was thwarted when a Remain-voting shopkeeper became suspicious when Mr Fawkes asked to buy 1,000 kilograms of gunpowder.

Anti-terrorist police raided his terraced house and arrested him before seizing 100 rockets, 50 Catherine wheels, 75 bangers and some sparklers.

A police spokesman said: "It was a deadly cache capable of making any early November evening go off with a bang. Mr Fawkes may have wanted to leave Europe as soon as possible, but blowing up Parliament is no way to make that happen sooner."

<b>Pyrotechnic display</b>

Government officials were delighted the so-called Gunpowder Plot had been foiled. A spokesman for Prime Minister Theresa May said: "Brexit has raised tensions in the country, and we cannot risk having a Civil War on our hands. Everyone needs to calm down."

The spokesman said that to celebrate a new era of togetherness, the country would celebrate Mr Fawkes' arrest with a pyrotechnic display on November 5.

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