INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9129, 1, '2018-06-29 07:02:19', '2018-06-29 07:02:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-players-pretend-to-be-busy-at-work.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/england-players-pretend-to-be-busy-at-work.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9126" /></a>\n\n<strong>England\'s footballers proved they were better than Belgium at pretending to be busy at work.</strong>\n\nTheir silky skills last night meant they successfully lost 1-0 and finished second in their World Cup group.\n\n\n\nThis ensures they have a much easier route through the latter stages of the tournament, and will not have to face Brazil in the quarter finals.\n\nBoth teams knew losing the game was the better option, but it was England who were much better at trying not to show it.\n\nEngland manager Gareth Southgate even got in on the act, bringing on forward Danny Welbeck in the second half instead of top scorer Harry Kane.\n\nEnglish people are experts at trying to look busy at work without doing anything at all.\n\nHuman resources professional Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said: "You see it in every office and in every factory throughout the land.\n\n"Staff here are excellent at turning up in the morning, looking busy for the whole day, then going home without achieving anything at all.\n\n"They\'ll shuffle things around their desks, spend 20 minutes to get a coffee, have multiple cigarette breaks, spend ten minutes on the loo and then \'study\' a PowerPoint presentation for an hour.\n\n"Before you know it, they\'re packing up and off out of the door at 5pm."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nShe said years of national experience helped the England team against <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/brexit-suffolk-belgium/">Belgium </a>in Russia last night.\n\n"For long periods of the game, players passed it around looking like they were waiting for that killer pass," Ms Fisher said.\n\n"Once or twice they forgot themselves and got in front of goal, looking certain to score. But thankfully they got back on track and were able to shoot wide, but convincingly close enough, on multiple occasions."\n\nThe performance was just what the country needed, and today people up and down the country will be talking excitedly about the game - in another perfect example of trying to look busy at work.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n', 'England players better at pretending to be busy at work', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9124-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-29 07:02:19', '2018-06-29 07:02:19', '', 9124, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9124-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9131, 1, '2018-06-30 09:41:55', '2018-06-30 09:41:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg" alt="neolithic football" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9132" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Potter, Archaeology Correspondent\r\n\r\nArchaeologists investigating a stunning neolithic site near Woodbridge have made another astonishing discovery, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey have uncovered what is believed to be Norwich City\'s last trophy, a goblet dating back an incredible 3,000 years.\r\n\r\nExperts believe the ancient football cup is the mythical Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which Norwich secured in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe victory has been held in Norfolk folklore for thousands of year by supporters desperate to claim they had actually won something.\r\n\r\nBut nobody has been able to prove its existence. Until now.\r\n\r\nThe finds have all been in a field called Seven Springs just outside Woodbridge in Suffolk, unearthed as part of the excavations for power lines for a £2.5bn Scottish Power Renewables offshore windfarm, East Anglia One.\r\n\r\nArchaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We\'ve made some awesome discoveries at the <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/28/archaeologists-stumble-on-neolithic-ritual-site-in-suffolk">Woodbridge neolithic site</a> already, including an ancient timber trackway to an area built for rituals.\r\n\r\n"There was also the skull of a long-ago extinct aurochs, an ancient breed of cattle used in racing.\r\n\r\n"Then we unearthed this stunning goblet. Our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">archaeology experts</a> studied it and concluded it was indeed the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy - a football tournament that Norwich City actually won 3,000 years ago.\r\n\r\n"This will probably send their supporters into raptures of joy, since they have had nothing to celebrate ever since."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSporting historians say neolithic football fans from Norwich may have carried the goblet to the Suffolk ritual site to offer their triumph to the Gods.\r\n\r\nIt is expected that Norwich City owner Delia Smith will now demand that the neolithic sporting item be kept in the club\'s Carrow Road trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed how there was indeed a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-wasting-police-time/">Norwich City trophy cabinet</a>, even though the club had absolutely nothing to put in there.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" alt="Norwich FC trophy cabinet" width="552" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3014" /></a>\r\n\r\nNorwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "Ipswich Town fans are always going on about their history and the tin pot trophies they have won, like the league championship, the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n"But now we can prove how we trump all of that with the discovery of the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which we won in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n"This find is like turning up the Holy Grail."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Norwich won the cup in a thrilling 1-0 victory over Fakenham, in extra time.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Neolithic dig unearths ancient Norwich City football trophy', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'neolithic-norwich-trophy', '', '', '2018-06-30 10:01:44', '2018-06-30 10:01:44', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9131', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9133, 1, '2018-06-30 09:41:22', '2018-06-30 09:41:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg" alt="neolithic football" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9132" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Potter, Archaeology Correspondent\r\n\r\nArchaeologists investigating a stunning neolithic site near Woodbridge have made another astonishing discovery, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey have uncovered what is believed to be Norwich City\'s last trophy, a goblet dating back an incredible 3,000 years.\r\n\r\nExperts believe the ancient football cup is the mythical Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which Norwich secured in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe victory has been held in Norfolk folklore for thousands of year by supporters desperate to claim they had actually one something.\r\n\r\nBut nobody has been able to prove its existence. Until now.\r\n\r\nThe finds have all been a field called Seven Springs just outside Woodbridge, unearthed as part of the excavations for power lines for a £2.5bn Scottish Power Renewables offshore windfarm, East Anglia One.\r\n\r\nArchaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We\'ve made some awesome discoveries at the <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/28/archaeologists-stumble-on-neolithic-ritual-site-in-suffolk">Woodbridge neolithic site</a> already. An ancient timber trackway to what was some ritual site.\r\n\r\n"There was the skull of a long-ago extinct aurochs.\r\n\r\n"Then we unearthed this stunning goblet, Our experts studied it and concluded it was indeed the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy - a football tournament that Norwich City actually won 3,000 years ago.\r\n\r\n"This will probably send their supporters into rapture of joy, since they have had nothing to celebrate ever since."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is expected that Norwich City owner Delia Smith will demand that the neolithic sporting item be kept in the club\'s Carrow Road trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has revealed that there was a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-wasting-police-time/">Norwich City trophy cabinet</a>, even though the club had absolutely nothing to put in there.\r\n\r\nNorwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "Ipswich Town fans are always going on about their history and the tin pot trophies they have won, like the league championship, the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n"But now we can prove how we trump all of that with the discovery of the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which we won in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n"This find is like turning up the Holy Grail."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Neolithic dig experts find ancient Norwich City football trophy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9131-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-30 09:41:22', '2018-06-30 09:41:22', '', 9131, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9134, 1, '2018-06-30 10:01:33', '2018-06-30 10:01:33', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg" alt="neolithic football" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9132" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Doug Potter, Archaeology Correspondent\n\nArchaeologists investigating a stunning neolithic site near Woodbridge have made another astonishing discovery, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThey have uncovered what is believed to be Norwich City\'s last trophy, a goblet dating back an incredible 3,000 years.\n\nExperts believe the ancient football cup is the mythical Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which Norwich secured in 1156 BC.\n\n\n\nThe victory has been held in Norfolk folklore for thousands of year by supporters desperate to claim they had actually won something.\n\nBut nobody has been able to prove its existence. Until now.\n\nThe finds have all been in a field called Seven Springs just outside Woodbridge in Suffolk, unearthed as part of the excavations for power lines for a £2.5bn Scottish Power Renewables offshore windfarm, East Anglia One.\n\nArchaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We\'ve made some awesome discoveries at the <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/28/archaeologists-stumble-on-neolithic-ritual-site-in-suffolk">Woodbridge neolithic site</a> already, including an ancient timber trackway to an area built for rituals.\n\n"There was also the skull of a long-ago extinct aurochs, an ancient breed of cattle used in racing.\n\n"Then we unearthed this stunning goblet. Our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">archaeology experts</a> studied it and concluded it was indeed the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy - a football tournament that Norwich City actually won 3,000 years ago.\n\n"This will probably send their supporters into raptures of joy, since they have had nothing to celebrate ever since."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSporting historians say neolithic football fans from Norwich may have carried the goblet to the Suffolk ritual site to offer their triumph to the Gods.\n\nIt is expected that Norwich City owner Delia Smith will now demand that the neolithic sporting item be kept in the club\'s Carrow Road trophy cabinet.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed how there was indeed a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-wasting-police-time/">Norwich City trophy cabinet</a>, even though the club had absolutely nothing to put in there.\n\n\n\nNorwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "Ipswich Town fans are always going on about their history and the tin pot trophies they have won, like the league championship, the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup.\n\n"But now we can prove how we trump all of that with the discovery of the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which we won in 1156 BC.\n\n"This find is like turning up the Holy Grail."\n\nIt is believed Norwich won the cup in a thrilling 1-0 victory over Fakenham, in extra time.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Neolithic dig unearths ancient Norwich City football trophy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9131-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-30 10:01:33', '2018-06-30 10:01:33', '', 9131, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9131-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9135, 1, '2018-06-30 09:46:17', '2018-06-30 09:46:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg" alt="neolithic football" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9132" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Potter, Archaeology Correspondent\r\n\r\nArchaeologists investigating a stunning neolithic site near Woodbridge have made another astonishing discovery, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey have uncovered what is believed to be Norwich City\'s last trophy, a goblet dating back an incredible 3,000 years.\r\n\r\nExperts believe the ancient football cup is the mythical Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which Norwich secured in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe victory has been held in Norfolk folklore for thousands of year by supporters desperate to claim they had actually won something.\r\n\r\nBut nobody has been able to prove its existence. Until now.\r\n\r\nThe finds have all been in a field called Seven Springs just outside Woodbridge, unearthed as part of the excavations for power lines for a £2.5bn Scottish Power Renewables offshore windfarm, East Anglia One.\r\n\r\nArchaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We\'ve made some awesome discoveries at the <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/28/archaeologists-stumble-on-neolithic-ritual-site-in-suffolk">Woodbridge neolithic site</a> already. An ancient timber trackway to what was some ritual site.\r\n\r\n"There was the skull of a long-ago extinct aurochs.\r\n\r\n"Then we unearthed this stunning goblet, Our experts studied it and concluded it was indeed the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy - a football tournament that Norwich City actually won 3,000 years ago.\r\n\r\n"This will probably send their supporters into rapture of joy, since they have had nothing to celebrate ever since."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSporting historians say neolithic football fans from Norwich may have carried the goblet to the Suffolk ritual site to offer their triumph to the Gods.\r\n\r\nIt is expected that Norwich City owner Delia Smith will now demand that the neolithic sporting item be kept in the club\'s Carrow Road trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has revealed that there was a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-wasting-police-time/">Norwich City trophy cabinet</a>, even though the club had absolutely nothing to put in there.\r\n\r\nNorwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "Ipswich Town fans are always going on about their history and the tin pot trophies they have won, like the league championship, the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n"But now we can prove how we trump all of that with the discovery of the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which we won in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n"This find is like turning up the Holy Grail."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Neolithic dig experts find ancient Norwich City football trophy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9131-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-30 09:46:17', '2018-06-30 09:46:17', '', 9131, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9136, 1, '2018-06-30 09:47:15', '2018-06-30 09:47:15', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg" alt="neolithic football" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9132" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Potter, Archaeology Correspondent\r\n\r\nArchaeologists investigating a stunning neolithic site near Woodbridge have made another astonishing discovery, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey have uncovered what is believed to be Norwich City\'s last trophy, a goblet dating back an incredible 3,000 years.\r\n\r\nExperts believe the ancient football cup is the mythical Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which Norwich secured in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe victory has been held in Norfolk folklore for thousands of year by supporters desperate to claim they had actually won something.\r\n\r\nBut nobody has been able to prove its existence. Until now.\r\n\r\nThe finds have all been in a field called Seven Springs just outside Woodbridge in Suffolk, unearthed as part of the excavations for power lines for a £2.5bn Scottish Power Renewables offshore windfarm, East Anglia One.\r\n\r\nArchaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We\'ve made some awesome discoveries at the <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/28/archaeologists-stumble-on-neolithic-ritual-site-in-suffolk">Woodbridge neolithic site</a> already. An ancient timber trackway to what was some ritual site.\r\n\r\n"There was the skull of a long-ago extinct aurochs.\r\n\r\n"Then we unearthed this stunning goblet, Our experts studied it and concluded it was indeed the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy - a football tournament that Norwich City actually won 3,000 years ago.\r\n\r\n"This will probably send their supporters into rapture of joy, since they have had nothing to celebrate ever since."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSporting historians say neolithic football fans from Norwich may have carried the goblet to the Suffolk ritual site to offer their triumph to the Gods.\r\n\r\nIt is expected that Norwich City owner Delia Smith will now demand that the neolithic sporting item be kept in the club\'s Carrow Road trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has revealed that there was a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-wasting-police-time/">Norwich City trophy cabinet</a>, even though the club had absolutely nothing to put in there.\r\n\r\nNorwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "Ipswich Town fans are always going on about their history and the tin pot trophies they have won, like the league championship, the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n"But now we can prove how we trump all of that with the discovery of the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which we won in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n"This find is like turning up the Holy Grail."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Neolithic dig experts find ancient Norwich City football trophy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9131-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-30 09:47:15', '2018-06-30 09:47:15', '', 9131, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9137, 1, '2018-06-30 09:50:49', '2018-06-30 09:50:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg" alt="neolithic football" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9132" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Potter, Archaeology Correspondent\r\n\r\nArchaeologists investigating a stunning neolithic site near Woodbridge have made another astonishing discovery, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey have uncovered what is believed to be Norwich City\'s last trophy, a goblet dating back an incredible 3,000 years.\r\n\r\nExperts believe the ancient football cup is the mythical Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which Norwich secured in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe victory has been held in Norfolk folklore for thousands of year by supporters desperate to claim they had actually won something.\r\n\r\nBut nobody has been able to prove its existence. Until now.\r\n\r\nThe finds have all been in a field called Seven Springs just outside Woodbridge in Suffolk, unearthed as part of the excavations for power lines for a £2.5bn Scottish Power Renewables offshore windfarm, East Anglia One.\r\n\r\nArchaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We\'ve made some awesome discoveries at the <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/28/archaeologists-stumble-on-neolithic-ritual-site-in-suffolk">Woodbridge neolithic site</a> already, including an ancient timber trackway to an area built for rituals.\r\n\r\n"There was also the skull of a long-ago extinct aurochs.\r\n\r\n"Then we unearthed this stunning goblet. Our experts studied it and concluded it was indeed the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy - a football tournament that Norwich City actually won 3,000 years ago.\r\n\r\n"This will probably send their supporters into raptures of joy, since they have had nothing to celebrate ever since."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSporting historians say neolithic football fans from Norwich may have carried the goblet to the Suffolk ritual site to offer their triumph to the Gods.\r\n\r\nIt is expected that Norwich City owner Delia Smith will now demand that the neolithic sporting item be kept in the club\'s Carrow Road trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed how there was indeed a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-wasting-police-time/">Norwich City trophy cabinet</a>, even though the club had absolutely nothing to put in there.\r\n\r\nNorwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "Ipswich Town fans are always going on about their history and the tin pot trophies they have won, like the league championship, the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n"But now we can prove how we trump all of that with the discovery of the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which we won in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n"This find is like turning up the Holy Grail."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Norwich won the cup in a thrilling 1-0 victory over Fakenham, in extra time.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Neolithic dig experts find ancient Norwich City football trophy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9131-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-30 09:50:49', '2018-06-30 09:50:49', '', 9131, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9138, 1, '2018-06-30 09:52:05', '2018-06-30 09:52:05', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg" alt="neolithic football" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9132" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Potter, Archaeology Correspondent\r\n\r\nArchaeologists investigating a stunning neolithic site near Woodbridge have made another astonishing discovery, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey have uncovered what is believed to be Norwich City\'s last trophy, a goblet dating back an incredible 3,000 years.\r\n\r\nExperts believe the ancient football cup is the mythical Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which Norwich secured in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe victory has been held in Norfolk folklore for thousands of year by supporters desperate to claim they had actually won something.\r\n\r\nBut nobody has been able to prove its existence. Until now.\r\n\r\nThe finds have all been in a field called Seven Springs just outside Woodbridge in Suffolk, unearthed as part of the excavations for power lines for a £2.5bn Scottish Power Renewables offshore windfarm, East Anglia One.\r\n\r\nArchaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We\'ve made some awesome discoveries at the <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/28/archaeologists-stumble-on-neolithic-ritual-site-in-suffolk">Woodbridge neolithic site</a> already, including an ancient timber trackway to an area built for rituals.\r\n\r\n"There was also the skull of a long-ago extinct aurochs.\r\n\r\n"Then we unearthed this stunning goblet. Our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">archaeology experts</a> studied it and concluded it was indeed the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy - a football tournament that Norwich City actually won 3,000 years ago.\r\n\r\n"This will probably send their supporters into raptures of joy, since they have had nothing to celebrate ever since."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSporting historians say neolithic football fans from Norwich may have carried the goblet to the Suffolk ritual site to offer their triumph to the Gods.\r\n\r\nIt is expected that Norwich City owner Delia Smith will now demand that the neolithic sporting item be kept in the club\'s Carrow Road trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed how there was indeed a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-wasting-police-time/">Norwich City trophy cabinet</a>, even though the club had absolutely nothing to put in there.\r\n\r\nNorwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "Ipswich Town fans are always going on about their history and the tin pot trophies they have won, like the league championship, the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n"But now we can prove how we trump all of that with the discovery of the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which we won in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n"This find is like turning up the Holy Grail."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Norwich won the cup in a thrilling 1-0 victory over Fakenham, in extra time.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Neolithic dig experts find ancient Norwich City football trophy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9131-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-30 09:52:05', '2018-06-30 09:52:05', '', 9131, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9139, 1, '2018-06-30 09:53:33', '2018-06-30 09:53:33', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg" alt="neolithic football" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9132" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Potter, Archaeology Correspondent\r\n\r\nArchaeologists investigating a stunning neolithic site near Woodbridge have made another astonishing discovery, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey have uncovered what is believed to be Norwich City\'s last trophy, a goblet dating back an incredible 3,000 years.\r\n\r\nExperts believe the ancient football cup is the mythical Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which Norwich secured in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe victory has been held in Norfolk folklore for thousands of year by supporters desperate to claim they had actually won something.\r\n\r\nBut nobody has been able to prove its existence. Until now.\r\n\r\nThe finds have all been in a field called Seven Springs just outside Woodbridge in Suffolk, unearthed as part of the excavations for power lines for a £2.5bn Scottish Power Renewables offshore windfarm, East Anglia One.\r\n\r\nArchaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We\'ve made some awesome discoveries at the <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/28/archaeologists-stumble-on-neolithic-ritual-site-in-suffolk">Woodbridge neolithic site</a> already, including an ancient timber trackway to an area built for rituals.\r\n\r\n"There was also the skull of a long-ago extinct aurochs.\r\n\r\n"Then we unearthed this stunning goblet. Our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">archaeology experts</a> studied it and concluded it was indeed the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy - a football tournament that Norwich City actually won 3,000 years ago.\r\n\r\n"This will probably send their supporters into raptures of joy, since they have had nothing to celebrate ever since."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSporting historians say neolithic football fans from Norwich may have carried the goblet to the Suffolk ritual site to offer their triumph to the Gods.\r\n\r\nIt is expected that Norwich City owner Delia Smith will now demand that the neolithic sporting item be kept in the club\'s Carrow Road trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed how there was indeed a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-wasting-police-time/">Norwich City trophy cabinet</a>, even though the club had absolutely nothing to put in there.\r\n\r\nNorwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "Ipswich Town fans are always going on about their history and the tin pot trophies they have won, like the league championship, the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n"But now we can prove how we trump all of that with the discovery of the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which we won in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n"This find is like turning up the Holy Grail."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Norwich won the cup in a thrilling 1-0 victory over Fakenham, in extra time.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Neolithic dig unearths ancient Norwich City football trophy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9131-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-30 09:53:33', '2018-06-30 09:53:33', '', 9131, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9140, 1, '2018-06-30 09:59:40', '2018-06-30 09:59:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg" alt="neolithic football" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9132" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Potter, Archaeology Correspondent\r\n\r\nArchaeologists investigating a stunning neolithic site near Woodbridge have made another astonishing discovery, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey have uncovered what is believed to be Norwich City\'s last trophy, a goblet dating back an incredible 3,000 years.\r\n\r\nExperts believe the ancient football cup is the mythical Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which Norwich secured in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe victory has been held in Norfolk folklore for thousands of year by supporters desperate to claim they had actually won something.\r\n\r\nBut nobody has been able to prove its existence. Until now.\r\n\r\nThe finds have all been in a field called Seven Springs just outside Woodbridge in Suffolk, unearthed as part of the excavations for power lines for a £2.5bn Scottish Power Renewables offshore windfarm, East Anglia One.\r\n\r\nArchaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We\'ve made some awesome discoveries at the <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/28/archaeologists-stumble-on-neolithic-ritual-site-in-suffolk">Woodbridge neolithic site</a> already, including an ancient timber trackway to an area built for rituals.\r\n\r\n"There was also the skull of a long-ago extinct aurochs, an ancient breed of cattle used in racing.\r\n\r\n"Then we unearthed this stunning goblet. Our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">archaeology experts</a> studied it and concluded it was indeed the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy - a football tournament that Norwich City actually won 3,000 years ago.\r\n\r\n"This will probably send their supporters into raptures of joy, since they have had nothing to celebrate ever since."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSporting historians say neolithic football fans from Norwich may have carried the goblet to the Suffolk ritual site to offer their triumph to the Gods.\r\n\r\nIt is expected that Norwich City owner Delia Smith will now demand that the neolithic sporting item be kept in the club\'s Carrow Road trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed how there was indeed a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-wasting-police-time/">Norwich City trophy cabinet</a>, even though the club had absolutely nothing to put in there.\r\n\r\nNorwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "Ipswich Town fans are always going on about their history and the tin pot trophies they have won, like the league championship, the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n"But now we can prove how we trump all of that with the discovery of the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which we won in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n"This find is like turning up the Holy Grail."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Norwich won the cup in a thrilling 1-0 victory over Fakenham, in extra time.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Neolithic dig unearths ancient Norwich City football trophy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9131-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-30 09:59:40', '2018-06-30 09:59:40', '', 9131, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9141, 1, '2018-06-30 10:01:44', '2018-06-30 10:01:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/norwich-city-trophy-neolithic.jpg" alt="neolithic football" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9132" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Potter, Archaeology Correspondent\r\n\r\nArchaeologists investigating a stunning neolithic site near Woodbridge have made another astonishing discovery, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey have uncovered what is believed to be Norwich City\'s last trophy, a goblet dating back an incredible 3,000 years.\r\n\r\nExperts believe the ancient football cup is the mythical Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which Norwich secured in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe victory has been held in Norfolk folklore for thousands of year by supporters desperate to claim they had actually won something.\r\n\r\nBut nobody has been able to prove its existence. Until now.\r\n\r\nThe finds have all been in a field called Seven Springs just outside Woodbridge in Suffolk, unearthed as part of the excavations for power lines for a £2.5bn Scottish Power Renewables offshore windfarm, East Anglia One.\r\n\r\nArchaeologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We\'ve made some awesome discoveries at the <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/28/archaeologists-stumble-on-neolithic-ritual-site-in-suffolk">Woodbridge neolithic site</a> already, including an ancient timber trackway to an area built for rituals.\r\n\r\n"There was also the skull of a long-ago extinct aurochs, an ancient breed of cattle used in racing.\r\n\r\n"Then we unearthed this stunning goblet. Our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tools/">archaeology experts</a> studied it and concluded it was indeed the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy - a football tournament that Norwich City actually won 3,000 years ago.\r\n\r\n"This will probably send their supporters into raptures of joy, since they have had nothing to celebrate ever since."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSporting historians say neolithic football fans from Norwich may have carried the goblet to the Suffolk ritual site to offer their triumph to the Gods.\r\n\r\nIt is expected that Norwich City owner Delia Smith will now demand that the neolithic sporting item be kept in the club\'s Carrow Road trophy cabinet.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed how there was indeed a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-wasting-police-time/">Norwich City trophy cabinet</a>, even though the club had absolutely nothing to put in there.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/norwich-trophy-cabinet-1.jpg" alt="Norwich FC trophy cabinet" width="552" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3014" /></a>\r\n\r\nNorwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, said: "Ipswich Town fans are always going on about their history and the tin pot trophies they have won, like the league championship, the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup.\r\n\r\n"But now we can prove how we trump all of that with the discovery of the Norfolk and District Challenge Trophy, which we won in 1156 BC.\r\n\r\n"This find is like turning up the Holy Grail."\r\n\r\nIt is believed Norwich won the cup in a thrilling 1-0 victory over Fakenham, in extra time.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Neolithic dig unearths ancient Norwich City football trophy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9131-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-06-30 10:01:44', '2018-06-30 10:01:44', '', 9131, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9131-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9143, 1, '2018-07-03 07:15:29', '2018-07-03 07:15:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/scotland.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/scotland.jpg" alt="Scotland heatwave" width="1280" height="853" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9144" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Scotland has turned to dust and been reclaimed by the sea during record high temperatures, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe famously chilly nation was unable to cope with the heatwave and began crumbling into pieces last Wednesday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMotherwell then disappeared completely on Thursday after record high temperatures of 33.2 degrees were recorded.\r\n\r\nThen the rest of the nation turned to dust and was reclaimed by the North Sea to the east and the Atlantic to the west.\r\n\r\nNow all that can be seen north of Hadrian\'s Wall is water.\r\n\r\nIt is not known what has happened to the 5.3 million Scots, but it is feared their ginger-haired, pale complexions stood no chance in the heat.\r\n\r\nRescue services over the English border in Northumberland sent coastguard vessels to patrol over what was once Edinburgh and Glasgow.\r\n\r\nBut no survivors were found.\r\n\r\n"We hope some managed to stumble south and have sought refuge with relatives before melting," said coastguard spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\nThose worried about Scottish friends and relatives are urged to contact support at the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Find Your Jock Helpline</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWeather experts said while the unprecedented heatwave was being welcomed in England, it was a natural disaster for Scotland.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather correspondent Gale Fawcett said: "The temperature in Scotland rarely got above double figures.\r\n\r\n"So you can imagine the panic as the temperature gauge topped 20, 25 and then even 30 degrees.\r\n\r\n"First cracks appeared in the ground, then the earth started breaking up.\r\n\r\n"As the sun continued to bake it, the soil turned to dust and disappeared in the light breeze.\r\n\r\n"Then the sea simply enveloped what was once Aberdeen and spread over the rest of the nation."\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk was furious about the news.\r\n\r\n"I\'d booked a holiday in Fife and now I can\'t go. If I wanted a boating holiday I could have gone to the Suffolk coast."\r\n\r\nBut he added: "At least we won\'t be hearing from Nicola Sturgeon again."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, it is still recommended that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">ginger English people remain out of the sun</a> this week.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Heatwave Scotland turned to dust, disappears under sea', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'heatwave-scotland-turned-to-dust-disappears-under-sea', '', '', '2018-07-03 11:57:15', '2018-07-03 11:57:15', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9143', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9145, 1, '2018-07-03 07:14:17', '2018-07-03 07:14:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/scotland.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/scotland.jpg" alt="Scotland heatwave" width="1280" height="853" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9144" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Scotland has turned to dust and been reclaimed by the sea during record high temperatures, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe famously chilly nation was unable to cope with the heatwave and began crumbling into pieces last Wednesday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMotherwell then disappeared completely on Thursday after record high temperatures of 33.2 degrees were recorded.\r\n\r\nThen the rest of the nation turned to dust and was reclaimed by the North Sea to the east, and the Atlantic to the west.\r\n\r\nNow, all that can be seen north of Hadrian\'s Wall, is water.\r\n\r\nIt is not known what has happened to the 5.3 million Scots, but it is feared their ginger-haired, pale complexions stood no chance in the heat.\r\n\r\nRescue services over the English border in Northumberland sent coastguard vessels to patrol over what was once Edinburgh and Glasgow.\r\n\r\nBut no survivors were found.\r\n\r\n"We hope some managed to stumble south and have sought refuge with relatives before melting," said coastguard spokesmwoman Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\nThose worried about Scottish friends and relatives are urged to contact support at the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Find Your Jock Helpline</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWeather experts said while the unprecedented heatwave was being welcomed in England, it was a natural disaster for Scotland.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather correspondent Gale Fawcett said: "The temperature in Scotland rarely got above double figures.\r\n\r\n"So you can imagine the panic as the temperature gauge topped 20, 25 and then even 30 degrees.\r\n\r\n"First cracks appeared in the gound, then the earth started breaking up.\r\n\r\n"As the sun continued to bake it, the soil turned to dust and disappeared in the light breeze.\r\n\r\n"Then the sea simply enveloped what was once Aberdeen and spread over the rest of the nation."\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk was furious about the news.\r\n\r\n"I\'d booked a holiday in Fife and now I can\'t go. If I wanted a boating holiday I could have gone to the Suffolk coast."\r\n\r\nBut he added: "At least we won\'t be hearing from Nicola Sturgeon again."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, it is still recommended that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">ginger English people remain out of the sun</a> this week.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Heatwave Scotland turned to dust, disappears under sea', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9143-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-03 07:14:17', '2018-07-03 07:14:17', '', 9143, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9143-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9146, 1, '2018-07-03 07:15:29', '2018-07-03 07:15:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/scotland.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/scotland.jpg" alt="Scotland heatwave" width="1280" height="853" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9144" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Scotland has turned to dust and been reclaimed by the sea during record high temperatures, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe famously chilly nation was unable to cope with the heatwave and began crumbling into pieces last Wednesday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMotherwell then disappeared completely on Thursday after record high temperatures of 33.2 degrees were recorded.\r\n\r\nThen the rest of the nation turned to dust and was reclaimed by the North Sea to the east, and the Atlantic to the west.\r\n\r\nNow, all that can be seen north of Hadrian\'s Wall, is water.\r\n\r\nIt is not known what has happened to the 5.3 million Scots, but it is feared their ginger-haired, pale complexions stood no chance in the heat.\r\n\r\nRescue services over the English border in Northumberland sent coastguard vessels to patrol over what was once Edinburgh and Glasgow.\r\n\r\nBut no survivors were found.\r\n\r\n"We hope some managed to stumble south and have sought refuge with relatives before melting," said coastguard spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\nThose worried about Scottish friends and relatives are urged to contact support at the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Find Your Jock Helpline</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWeather experts said while the unprecedented heatwave was being welcomed in England, it was a natural disaster for Scotland.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather correspondent Gale Fawcett said: "The temperature in Scotland rarely got above double figures.\r\n\r\n"So you can imagine the panic as the temperature gauge topped 20, 25 and then even 30 degrees.\r\n\r\n"First cracks appeared in the ground, then the earth started breaking up.\r\n\r\n"As the sun continued to bake it, the soil turned to dust and disappeared in the light breeze.\r\n\r\n"Then the sea simply enveloped what was once Aberdeen and spread over the rest of the nation."\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk was furious about the news.\r\n\r\n"I\'d booked a holiday in Fife and now I can\'t go. If I wanted a boating holiday I could have gone to the Suffolk coast."\r\n\r\nBut he added: "At least we won\'t be hearing from Nicola Sturgeon again."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, it is still recommended that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">ginger English people remain out of the sun</a> this week.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Heatwave Scotland turned to dust, disappears under sea', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9143-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-03 07:15:29', '2018-07-03 07:15:29', '', 9143, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9143-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9147, 1, '2018-07-03 08:41:22', '2018-07-03 08:41:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/scotland.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/scotland.jpg" alt="Scotland heatwave" width="1280" height="853" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9144" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Scotland has turned to dust and been reclaimed by the sea during record high temperatures, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe famously chilly nation was unable to cope with the heatwave and began crumbling into pieces last Wednesday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMotherwell then disappeared completely on Thursday after record high temperatures of 33.2 degrees were recorded.\r\n\r\nThen the rest of the nation turned to dust and was reclaimed by the North Sea to the east and the Atlantic to the west.\r\n\r\nNow all that can be seen north of Hadrian\'s Wall is water.\r\n\r\nIt is not known what has happened to the 5.3 million Scots, but it is feared their ginger-haired, pale complexions stood no chance in the heat.\r\n\r\nRescue services over the English border in Northumberland sent coastguard vessels to patrol over what was once Edinburgh and Glasgow.\r\n\r\nBut no survivors were found.\r\n\r\n"We hope some managed to stumble south and have sought refuge with relatives before melting," said coastguard spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\nThose worried about Scottish friends and relatives are urged to contact support at the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Find Your Jock Helpline</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWeather experts said while the unprecedented heatwave was being welcomed in England, it was a natural disaster for Scotland.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather correspondent Gale Fawcett said: "The temperature in Scotland rarely got above double figures.\r\n\r\n"So you can imagine the panic as the temperature gauge topped 20, 25 and then even 30 degrees.\r\n\r\n"First cracks appeared in the ground, then the earth started breaking up.\r\n\r\n"As the sun continued to bake it, the soil turned to dust and disappeared in the light breeze.\r\n\r\n"Then the sea simply enveloped what was once Aberdeen and spread over the rest of the nation."\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk was furious about the news.\r\n\r\n"I\'d booked a holiday in Fife and now I can\'t go. If I wanted a boating holiday I could have gone to the Suffolk coast."\r\n\r\nBut he added: "At least we won\'t be hearing from Nicola Sturgeon again."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, it is still recommended that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">ginger English people remain out of the sun</a> this week.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Heatwave Scotland turned to dust, disappears under sea', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9143-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-03 08:41:22', '2018-07-03 08:41:22', '', 9143, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9143-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9148, 1, '2018-07-03 07:00:57', '2018-07-03 07:00:57', 'As the World Cup 2018 in Russia continues to gather pace, those who support the lesser lights of the tournament have suddenly started to become very excited indeed at the prospect of the team they support reaching the final, contrary to the picture painted by the initial pre-tournament punditry, which lauded the likes of Germany, Spain, and Argentina.\r\n\r\nNow, some of the mightier sides of the perceived weaker half of the draw have not only crashed out of the tournament, but have done so in a fashion that has at times left fans bored to tears after long, tedious games, with some of the latest ones concluded by a penalty shoot-out where it has looked as hard for teams to score as it has for Ronaldo to look modest.\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en">\r\n<p dir="ltr" lang="en">This morning, 240 ‘boring’ minutes showed why this <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WorldCup?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WorldCup</a> is likely to go down as the best ever, writes <a href="https://twitter.com/Jakeros95?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Jakeros95</a>.<a href="https://t.co/rzkoWsth46">https://t.co/rzkoWsth46</a> <a href="https://t.co/FsWBqjHMig">pic.twitter.com/FsWBqjHMig</a></p>\r\n— FOX Sports Football (@FOXFOOTBALL) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOXFOOTBALL/status/1013592107187965952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2018</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nWith nations such as Russia, England, and even Sweden or Croatia all likely to be in the mix when it comes to showing off that they can be the best of the worst come the final, some media outlets like the BBC have managed to get ahead of themselves by starting to predict <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44676893">how the teams could reach the final</a>, where, as we know, they will then meet a team who actually deserve to be there!\r\n\r\n<h3>Nations in jubilations</h3>\r\n\r\nThis rather incredible news that one of these teams from the weaker side of the draw will get the chance to enjoy a horrible thrashing on world football’s biggest stage has clearly made fans of <a href="https://extra.bet365.com/news/en/World-Cup-2018">those nations less favoured in the World Cup betting</a> very excited, especially as few of the teams in question have managed to achieve any kind of success at a World Cup in recent years, a fact that helps to explain why their side of the draw is seen as a weaker one.\r\n\r\nAs fans adjust to these new giddy heights of relative ambition, with the fear of not just getting embarrassed in the group stages of the competition now fully banished, the only question that remains for some is whether it is physically possible for a team to reach the final of World Cup 2018 without playing any sort of attractive, free-flowing football.\r\n\r\n<h3>Inspired by the Russians</h3>\r\n\r\nHaving managed to perfect the art of simply <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jul/01/spain-style-eats-itself-face-russia-rearguard-heroism">defending for an entire game</a> then hoping for a win in a penalty shoot-out, Russia clearly have perfected the blueprint for success when it comes to reaching that holy grail of a final. In fairness, this style of winning games without creating any sort of excitement has clearly not been heard by certain other teams, as France and Argentina missed out on the chance to present their fans with a tedious affair by scoring an amazing seven goals in a single game, which left fans of dire football worried that they may actually have to see the ball hit the back of the net from open play.\r\n\r\nWhatever the outcome for these lesser teams in the final, and however badly they get thrashed in the last 90 minutes of the tournament, fans can at least revel in their shot to glory, no matter how boring or bizarre that shot turns out to be.\r\n\r\nIf further proof were needed about how neatly World Cup football and bizarreness can go hand in hand, just think back quickly to the success that <a href="https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2018-06-19/england-best-football-songs/">Fat Les had with the song Vindaloo</a>; even the unlikeliest of entries can go down in history, even if it is looked down upon and judged by anyone who actually enjoys the beautiful game in the first place!\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/nowPlaying?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#nowPlaying</a><br>Fat Les - Vindaloo ? <a href="https://t.co/Kj0JqZXlAR">pic.twitter.com/Kj0JqZXlAR</a></p>&mdash; Neal Underwood (@neal_sousbois) <a href="https://twitter.com/neal_sousbois/status/1012314055854448640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"</script>', 'Fans of lesser nations revel at chance to receive a thrashing in World Cup final', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'fans-of-lesser-nations-revel-at-chance-to-receive-a-thrashing-in-world-cup-final', '', '', '2018-07-04 12:11:51', '2018-07-04 12:11:51', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9148', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9149, 1, '2018-07-03 16:00:06', '2018-07-03 16:00:06', 'As the World Cup 2018 in Russia continues to gather pace, those who support the lesser lights of the tournament have suddenly started to become very excited indeed at the prospect of the team they support reaching the final, contrary to the picture painted by the initial pre-tournament punditry, which lauded the likes of Germany, Spain, and Argentina.\r\n\r\nNow, some of the mightier sides of the perceived weaker half of the draw have not only crashed out of the tournament, but have done so in a fashion that has at times left fans bored to tears after long, tedious games, with some of the latest ones concluded by a penalty shoot-out where it has looked as hard for teams to score as it has for Ronaldo to look modest.\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en">\r\n<p dir="ltr" lang="en">This morning, 240 ‘boring’ minutes showed why this <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WorldCup?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WorldCup</a> is likely to go down as the best ever, writes <a href="https://twitter.com/Jakeros95?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Jakeros95</a>.<a href="https://t.co/rzkoWsth46">https://t.co/rzkoWsth46</a> <a href="https://t.co/FsWBqjHMig">pic.twitter.com/FsWBqjHMig</a></p>\r\n— FOX Sports Football (@FOXFOOTBALL) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOXFOOTBALL/status/1013592107187965952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2018</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nWith nations such as Russia, England, and even Sweden or Croatia all likely to be in the mix when it comes to showing off that they can be the best of the worst come the final, some media outlets like the BBC have managed to get ahead of themselves by starting to predict <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44676893">how the teams could reach the final</a>, where, as we know, they will then meet a team who actually deserve to be there!\r\n\r\n<h3>Nations in jubilations</h3>\r\n\r\nThis rather incredible news that one of these teams from the weaker side of the draw will get the chance to enjoy a horrible thrashing on world football’s biggest stage has clearly made fans of <a href="http://extra.bet365.com/news/en/World-Cup-2018">those nations less favoured in the World Cup betting</a> very excited, especially as few of the teams in question have managed to achieve any kind of success at a World Cup in recent years, a fact that helps to explain why their side of the draw is seen as a weaker one.\r\n\r\nAs fans adjust to these new giddy heights of relative ambition, with the fear of not just getting embarrassed in the group stages of the competition now fully banished, the only question that remains for some is whether it is physically possible for a team to reach the final of World Cup 2018 without playing any sort of attractive, free-flowing football.\r\n\r\n<h3>Inspired by the Russians</h3>\r\n\r\nHaving managed to perfect the art of simply <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jul/01/spain-style-eats-itself-face-russia-rearguard-heroism">defending for an entire game</a> then hoping for a win in a penalty shoot-out, Russia clearly have perfected the blueprint for success when it comes to reaching that holy grail of a final. In fairness, this style of winning games without creating any sort of excitement has clearly not been heard by certain other teams, as France and Argentina missed out on the chance to present their fans with a tedious affair by scoring an amazing seven goals in a single game, which left fans of dire football worried that they may actually have to see the ball hit the back of the net from open play.\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/nowPlaying?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#nowPlaying</a><br>Fat Les - Vindaloo ? <a href="https://t.co/Kj0JqZXlAR">pic.twitter.com/Kj0JqZXlAR</a></p>&mdash; Neal Underwood (@neal_sousbois) <a href="https://twitter.com/neal_sousbois/status/1012314055854448640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"</script>\r\n\r\nWhatever the outcome for these lesser teams in the final, and however badly they get thrashed in the last 90 minutes of the tournament, fans can at least revel in their shot to glory, no matter how boring or bizarre that shot turns out to be.\r\n\r\nIf further proof were needed about how neatly World Cup football and bizarreness can go hand in hand, just think back quickly to the success that <a href="https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2018-06-19/england-best-football-songs/">Fat Les had with the song Vindaloo</a>; even the unlikeliest of entries can go down in history, even if it is looked down upon and judged by anyone who actually enjoys the beautiful game in the first place!', 'Fans of lesser nations revel at chance to receive a thrashing in World Cup final', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9148-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-03 16:00:06', '2018-07-03 16:00:06', '', 9148, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9148-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9150, 1, '2018-07-03 16:02:08', '2018-07-03 16:02:08', 'As the World Cup 2018 in Russia continues to gather pace, those who support the lesser lights of the tournament have suddenly started to become very excited indeed at the prospect of the team they support reaching the final, contrary to the picture painted by the initial pre-tournament punditry, which lauded the likes of Germany, Spain, and Argentina.\r\n\r\nNow, some of the mightier sides of the perceived weaker half of the draw have not only crashed out of the tournament, but have done so in a fashion that has at times left fans bored to tears after long, tedious games, with some of the latest ones concluded by a penalty shoot-out where it has looked as hard for teams to score as it has for Ronaldo to look modest.\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en">\r\n<p dir="ltr" lang="en">This morning, 240 ‘boring’ minutes showed why this <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WorldCup?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WorldCup</a> is likely to go down as the best ever, writes <a href="https://twitter.com/Jakeros95?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Jakeros95</a>.<a href="https://t.co/rzkoWsth46">https://t.co/rzkoWsth46</a> <a href="https://t.co/FsWBqjHMig">pic.twitter.com/FsWBqjHMig</a></p>\r\n— FOX Sports Football (@FOXFOOTBALL) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOXFOOTBALL/status/1013592107187965952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2018</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nWith nations such as Russia, England, and even Sweden or Croatia all likely to be in the mix when it comes to showing off that they can be the best of the worst come the final, some media outlets like the BBC have managed to get ahead of themselves by starting to predict <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44676893">how the teams could reach the final</a>, where, as we know, they will then meet a team who actually deserve to be there!\r\n\r\n<h3>Nations in jubilations</h3>\r\n\r\nThis rather incredible news that one of these teams from the weaker side of the draw will get the chance to enjoy a horrible thrashing on world football’s biggest stage has clearly made fans of <a href="http://extra.bet365.com/news/en/World-Cup-2018">those nations less favoured in the World Cup betting</a> very excited, especially as few of the teams in question have managed to achieve any kind of success at a World Cup in recent years, a fact that helps to explain why their side of the draw is seen as a weaker one.\r\n\r\nAs fans adjust to these new giddy heights of relative ambition, with the fear of not just getting embarrassed in the group stages of the competition now fully banished, the only question that remains for some is whether it is physically possible for a team to reach the final of World Cup 2018 without playing any sort of attractive, free-flowing football.\r\n\r\n<h3>Inspired by the Russians</h3>\r\n\r\nHaving managed to perfect the art of simply <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jul/01/spain-style-eats-itself-face-russia-rearguard-heroism">defending for an entire game</a> then hoping for a win in a penalty shoot-out, Russia clearly have perfected the blueprint for success when it comes to reaching that holy grail of a final. In fairness, this style of winning games without creating any sort of excitement has clearly not been heard by certain other teams, as France and Argentina missed out on the chance to present their fans with a tedious affair by scoring an amazing seven goals in a single game, which left fans of dire football worried that they may actually have to see the ball hit the back of the net from open play.\r\n\r\nWhatever the outcome for these lesser teams in the final, and however badly they get thrashed in the last 90 minutes of the tournament, fans can at least revel in their shot to glory, no matter how boring or bizarre that shot turns out to be.\r\n\r\nIf further proof were needed about how neatly World Cup football and bizarreness can go hand in hand, just think back quickly to the success that <a href="https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2018-06-19/england-best-football-songs/">Fat Les had with the song Vindaloo</a>; even the unlikeliest of entries can go down in history, even if it is looked down upon and judged by anyone who actually enjoys the beautiful game in the first place!\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/nowPlaying?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#nowPlaying</a><br>Fat Les - Vindaloo ? <a href="https://t.co/Kj0JqZXlAR">pic.twitter.com/Kj0JqZXlAR</a></p>&mdash; Neal Underwood (@neal_sousbois) <a href="https://twitter.com/neal_sousbois/status/1012314055854448640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"</script>', 'Fans of lesser nations revel at chance to receive a thrashing in World Cup final', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9148-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-03 16:02:08', '2018-07-03 16:02:08', '', 9148, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9148-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9152, 1, '2018-07-11 15:02:10', '2018-07-11 15:02:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg" alt="Monster carp" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7654" /></a>\n<strong>\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\n\nA fisherman is celebrating after catching this record monster carp from the River Gipping in Ipswich.</strong>\n\nDave Smith, 44, spent 45 minutes battling with the huge fish before landing it on the bank near the town\'s Yarmouth Road.\n\n\n\nThe carp weighed in at a whopping 303 pounds, smashing the previous British record of 68 pounds.\n\nDave, who works for a construction company, had heard rumours of the massive fish swimming in the town section of the Gipping for months.\n\n"It had become something of a folk tale round these parts," he explained. "I did not really believe it, but when I felt the bite on the line, and the strength of what I had hooked, I realised it was something special.\n\n"I had to fight for what seemed like ages before I was able to reel it in and get it on the bank.\n\n"But I had to call over a couple of blokes to help me do that because it was so large and flapping about. One of them took this photo so I could set the record straight."\n\nThe carp was so well built it was like it had been using legal steroids all its life (https://anabolicenergy.me/why_trust_us).\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nOnce Dave had secured enough proof of his brilliant catch, he let the fish back into water and watched as it swam off.\n\nNews of the beast has already swept angling circles, and dozens of keen fishing enthusiasts have been back to the same spot to try to catch the carp again.\n\n"It was the moment of a lifetime. Maybe no one will ever get to repeat what I did," said Dave.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n', 'Angler catches monster carp in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7653-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 15:02:10', '2018-07-11 15:02:10', '', 7653, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7653-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9153, 1, '2018-07-03 16:10:12', '2018-07-03 16:10:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg" alt="Monster carp" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7654" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fisherman is celebrating after catching this record monster carp from the River Gipping in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 44, spent 45 minutes battling with the huge fish before landing it on the bank near the town\'s Yarmouth Road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe carp weighed in at a whopping 303 pounds, smashing the previous British record of 68 pounds.\r\n\r\nDave, who works for a construction company, had heard rumours of the massive fish swimming in the town section of the Gipping for months.\r\n\r\n"It had become something of a folk tale round these parts," he explained. "I did not really believe it, but when I felt the bite on the line, and the strength of what I had hooked, I realised it was something special.\r\n\r\n"I had to fight for what seemed like ages before I was able to reel it in and get it on the bank.\r\n\r\n"But I had to call over a couple of blokes to help me do that because it was so large and flapping about. One of them took this photo so I could set the record straight."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnce Dave had secured enough proof of his brilliant catch, he let the fish back into water and watched as it swam off.\r\n\r\nNews of the beast has already swept angling circles, and dozens of keen fishing enthusiasts have been back to the same spot to try to catch the carp again.\r\n\r\n"It was the moment of a lifetime. Maybe no one will ever get to repeat what I did," said Dave.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Angler catches monster carp in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7653-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-03 16:10:12', '2018-07-03 16:10:12', '', 7653, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7653-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9154, 1, '2018-07-03 06:50:13', '2018-07-03 06:50:13', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/russia-coming-home-e1530634827215.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/russia-coming-home-e1530634827215.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9155" /></a>\r\n\r\nEnglish football fans generally love a plucky underdog, from craving huge upsets in the FA Cup to getting behind Wales at Euro 2016. However, for a team so frequently underwhelming it is unsettling how infrequently England are considered an underdog. Rather, England contrive to find a way to exit the tournament before they have to play anyone too good. While it has spared us from quivering through a 7-1 pasting in a World Cup semi-final, it does leave us with a quandary over who to throw our slightly patronising underdog support behind. It is fair to say that nobody thought Russia would ever be a leading candidate to qualify for that role.\r\n\r\nIn fact, most people thought Russia wouldn\'t even qualify from their group. When that group contains Saudi Arabia and an Egypt side who are apparently worse than Saudi Arabia, it\'s not a glowing endorsement of the squad\'s quality. Andrei Kanchelskis knows a thing or two about quality football, having played against some top sides when at Manchester United. The former Russia star considered this particular collection of misfits to be <a href="https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/kanchelskis-this-is-the-worst-russia-team-i-ve-ever-seen">the worst Russian national side</a> that he has seen in his lifetime. That\'s not exactly what you want to hear when you\'re about to grace the biggest sporting stage in front of your entire population, especially when your population is that vast.\r\n\r\nMaybe the Russian coach, Stanislav Cherchesov, pinned Kanchelskis\' words on the dressing room wall to inspire his players. Paul Hurst stuck a predicted league table on Shrewsbury\'s dressing room wall with the caption \'we are rubbish\' underneath reflecting how critics deemed relegation inevitable. It worked for Hurst, so well that he landed the biggest job in football at Ipswich Town. Cherchesov may have to settle for winning the World Cup instead; Russia\'s surprising run to the knockout stages saw them vanquish the mighty Spaniards (on penalties), although <a href="https://betting.betfair.com/football/world-cup-2018/world-cup-odds-betting-news-monday-2-july-2018-020718-629.html">Betfair betting tips</a> still place Russia behind a plethora of teams at odds of 22/1 to lift the trophy. Expectations have been defied, they scored five goals in one game and they\'ve beaten Spain, yet still, they are unfancied: there\'s your plucky underdog.\r\n \r\nThey are not without their characters in the squad. Football Manager legend Igor Akinfeev has become a target for derision since he palmed a ball into his own net in the last World Cup, earning the heartfelt sympathy of Rob Green. Yet, Akinfeev is showing why we shouldn\'t judge someone on one World Cup, with his penalty shootout saves against Spain a testament to his resolve and skill. Sergei Ignashevich may be older than time itself and have the turning circle of a tree, but his return from international retirement is a feel-good story. Up front, Artem Dzyuba is the archetypal striker with \'good feet for a big man\', while Aleksandr Golovin looks set to be the next Andrey Arshavin.\r\n\r\nPerhaps the best story about Russia\'s campaign so far comes in the shape of backup centre-back Vladimir Granat. In a game where Spain\'s impotent passing for the sake of passing infuriated all of the footballing fans out there who enjoy it when teams move forward with purpose, Granat <a href="https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/2018-world-cup/407785/russia-vladimir-granat-world-cup-spain-penalties-stat/">taught the world</a> a footballing lesson. Granat came on to play an hour of football, in which he attempted four passes and completed zero. His performance was so steadfastly anti-Spain, as if he had been given tactical instructions by Gandalf before entering the fray. Yet they did not concede a goal while Granat was on the pitch, so there are some lessons here for budding superstars. Russia are very much the underdog, but they have embraced this status and cannot be ruled out.', 'Football\'s coming home, but it has moved house to Russia', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'footballs-coming-home-but-it-has-moved-house-to-russia', '', '', '2018-07-03 16:22:01', '2018-07-03 16:22:01', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9154', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9156, 1, '2018-07-03 16:22:01', '2018-07-03 16:22:01', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/russia-coming-home-e1530634827215.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/russia-coming-home-e1530634827215.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9155" /></a>\r\n\r\nEnglish football fans generally love a plucky underdog, from craving huge upsets in the FA Cup to getting behind Wales at Euro 2016. However, for a team so frequently underwhelming it is unsettling how infrequently England are considered an underdog. Rather, England contrive to find a way to exit the tournament before they have to play anyone too good. While it has spared us from quivering through a 7-1 pasting in a World Cup semi-final, it does leave us with a quandary over who to throw our slightly patronising underdog support behind. It is fair to say that nobody thought Russia would ever be a leading candidate to qualify for that role.\r\n\r\nIn fact, most people thought Russia wouldn\'t even qualify from their group. When that group contains Saudi Arabia and an Egypt side who are apparently worse than Saudi Arabia, it\'s not a glowing endorsement of the squad\'s quality. Andrei Kanchelskis knows a thing or two about quality football, having played against some top sides when at Manchester United. The former Russia star considered this particular collection of misfits to be <a href="https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/kanchelskis-this-is-the-worst-russia-team-i-ve-ever-seen">the worst Russian national side</a> that he has seen in his lifetime. That\'s not exactly what you want to hear when you\'re about to grace the biggest sporting stage in front of your entire population, especially when your population is that vast.\r\n\r\nMaybe the Russian coach, Stanislav Cherchesov, pinned Kanchelskis\' words on the dressing room wall to inspire his players. Paul Hurst stuck a predicted league table on Shrewsbury\'s dressing room wall with the caption \'we are rubbish\' underneath reflecting how critics deemed relegation inevitable. It worked for Hurst, so well that he landed the biggest job in football at Ipswich Town. Cherchesov may have to settle for winning the World Cup instead; Russia\'s surprising run to the knockout stages saw them vanquish the mighty Spaniards (on penalties), although <a href="https://betting.betfair.com/football/world-cup-2018/world-cup-odds-betting-news-monday-2-july-2018-020718-629.html">Betfair betting tips</a> still place Russia behind a plethora of teams at odds of 22/1 to lift the trophy. Expectations have been defied, they scored five goals in one game and they\'ve beaten Spain, yet still, they are unfancied: there\'s your plucky underdog.\r\n \r\nThey are not without their characters in the squad. Football Manager legend Igor Akinfeev has become a target for derision since he palmed a ball into his own net in the last World Cup, earning the heartfelt sympathy of Rob Green. Yet, Akinfeev is showing why we shouldn\'t judge someone on one World Cup, with his penalty shootout saves against Spain a testament to his resolve and skill. Sergei Ignashevich may be older than time itself and have the turning circle of a tree, but his return from international retirement is a feel-good story. Up front, Artem Dzyuba is the archetypal striker with \'good feet for a big man\', while Aleksandr Golovin looks set to be the next Andrey Arshavin.\r\n\r\nPerhaps the best story about Russia\'s campaign so far comes in the shape of backup centre-back Vladimir Granat. In a game where Spain\'s impotent passing for the sake of passing infuriated all of the footballing fans out there who enjoy it when teams move forward with purpose, Granat <a href="https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/2018-world-cup/407785/russia-vladimir-granat-world-cup-spain-penalties-stat/">taught the world</a> a footballing lesson. Granat came on to play an hour of football, in which he attempted four passes and completed zero. His performance was so steadfastly anti-Spain, as if he had been given tactical instructions by Gandalf before entering the fray. Yet they did not concede a goal while Granat was on the pitch, so there are some lessons here for budding superstars. Russia are very much the underdog, but they have embraced this status and cannot be ruled out.', 'Football\'s coming home, but it has moved house to Russia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9154-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-03 16:22:01', '2018-07-03 16:22:01', '', 9154, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9154-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9160, 1, '2018-07-04 12:31:04', '2018-07-04 12:31:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg" alt="Wildflower garden" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9163" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man who hasn\'t bothered to cut his grass for weeks insists he\'s growing a wildflower garden.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge, said his garden had become a haven for local wildlife.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut girlfriend Lorraine Fisher, 34, claims he\'s simply a lazy so-and-so who can\'t be arsed to do even the simplest of jobs.\r\n\r\n"He\'s been watching the World Cup on television, and now Wimbledon has started as well.\r\n\r\n"Any excuse to get out of mowing the lawn - it\'s in a terrible state."\r\n\r\nPostman Steve said Lorraine simply did not understand how difficult it was to create an environmentally sensitive haven for important things like bees.\r\n\r\n"She bangs on about the mower collecting cobwebs in the shed but doesn\'t give nature a second thought.\r\n\r\n"In fact, I\'m beginning to think she\'s extremely selfish."\r\n\r\nHe reckons it will take all of the summer for his wildflower garden to truly flourish in his back garden, as well as the space at the front.\r\n\r\nThere are mainly yellow flowers all over the place right now.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t know what they are, but they\'re very pretty," he said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nGardening expert Mark Robson said: "Recent hot weather and the football has created an unprecedented interest in wildflower gardens.\r\n\r\n"Mr Walshe should be applauded for his efforts.\r\n\r\n"As for Lorraine Fisher, 34, well as long as she can still find her way to the washing line, what\'s she got to complain about?"\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed yesterday how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/heatwave-scotland-turned-to-dust-disappears-under-sea/">Scotland had turned to dust</a> and been replaced by the sea owing to record high temperatures.\r\n\r\nAnd as the heatwave continues, more Brits are snapping up the new <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">Wifi operated barbecues</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'It\'s a wildflower garden, insists man too lazy to cut grass', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'wildflower-garden', '', '', '2018-07-04 12:41:33', '2018-07-04 12:41:33', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9160', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9161, 1, '2018-07-04 12:11:30', '2018-07-04 12:11:30', 'As the World Cup 2018 in Russia continues to gather pace, those who support the lesser lights of the tournament have suddenly started to become very excited indeed at the prospect of the team they support reaching the final, contrary to the picture painted by the initial pre-tournament punditry, which lauded the likes of Germany, Spain, and Argentina.\n\nNow, some of the mightier sides of the perceived weaker half of the draw have not only crashed out of the tournament, but have done so in a fashion that has at times left fans bored to tears after long, tedious games, with some of the latest ones concluded by a penalty shoot-out where it has looked as hard for teams to score as it has for Ronaldo to look modest.\n\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en">\n<p dir="ltr" lang="en">This morning, 240 ‘boring’ minutes showed why this <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WorldCup?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WorldCup</a> is likely to go down as the best ever, writes <a href="https://twitter.com/Jakeros95?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Jakeros95</a>.<a href="https://t.co/rzkoWsth46">https://t.co/rzkoWsth46</a> <a href="https://t.co/FsWBqjHMig">pic.twitter.com/FsWBqjHMig</a></p>\n— FOX Sports Football (@FOXFOOTBALL) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOXFOOTBALL/status/1013592107187965952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2018</a></blockquote>\n<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\n\nWith nations such as Russia, England, and even Sweden or Croatia all likely to be in the mix when it comes to showing off that they can be the best of the worst come the final, some media outlets like the BBC have managed to get ahead of themselves by starting to predict <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44676893">how the teams could reach the final</a>, where, as we know, they will then meet a team who actually deserve to be there!\n\n<h3>Nations in jubilations</h3>\n\nThis rather incredible news that one of these teams from the weaker side of the draw will get the chance to enjoy a horrible thrashing on world football’s biggest stage has clearly made fans of <a href="https://extra.bet365.com/news/en/World-Cup-2018">those nations less favoured in the World Cup betting</a> very excited, especially as few of the teams in question have managed to achieve any kind of success at a World Cup in recent years, a fact that helps to explain why their side of the draw is seen as a weaker one.\n\nAs fans adjust to these new giddy heights of relative ambition, with the fear of not just getting embarrassed in the group stages of the competition now fully banished, the only question that remains for some is whether it is physically possible for a team to reach the final of World Cup 2018 without playing any sort of attractive, free-flowing football.\n\n<h3>Inspired by the Russians</h3>\n\nHaving managed to perfect the art of simply <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jul/01/spain-style-eats-itself-face-russia-rearguard-heroism">defending for an entire game</a> then hoping for a win in a penalty shoot-out, Russia clearly have perfected the blueprint for success when it comes to reaching that holy grail of a final. In fairness, this style of winning games without creating any sort of excitement has clearly not been heard by certain other teams, as France and Argentina missed out on the chance to present their fans with a tedious affair by scoring an amazing seven goals in a single game, which left fans of dire football worried that they may actually have to see the ball hit the back of the net from open play.\n\nWhatever the outcome for these lesser teams in the final, and however badly they get thrashed in the last 90 minutes of the tournament, fans can at least revel in their shot to glory, no matter how boring or bizarre that shot turns out to be.\n\nIf further proof were needed about how neatly World Cup football and bizarreness can go hand in hand, just think back quickly to the success that <a href="https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2018-06-19/england-best-football-songs/">Fat Les had with the song Vindaloo</a>; even the unlikeliest of entries can go down in history, even if it is looked down upon and judged by anyone who actually enjoys the beautiful game in the first place!\n\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/nowPlaying?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#nowPlaying</a><br>Fat Les - Vindaloo ? <a href="https://t.co/Kj0JqZXlAR">pic.twitter.com/Kj0JqZXlAR</a></p>&mdash; Neal Underwood (@neal_sousbois) <a href="https://twitter.com/neal_sousbois/status/1012314055854448640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"</script>', 'Fans of lesser nations revel at chance to receive a thrashing in World Cup final', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9148-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-04 12:11:30', '2018-07-04 12:11:30', '', 9148, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9148-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9162, 1, '2018-07-04 12:11:51', '2018-07-04 12:11:51', 'As the World Cup 2018 in Russia continues to gather pace, those who support the lesser lights of the tournament have suddenly started to become very excited indeed at the prospect of the team they support reaching the final, contrary to the picture painted by the initial pre-tournament punditry, which lauded the likes of Germany, Spain, and Argentina.\r\n\r\nNow, some of the mightier sides of the perceived weaker half of the draw have not only crashed out of the tournament, but have done so in a fashion that has at times left fans bored to tears after long, tedious games, with some of the latest ones concluded by a penalty shoot-out where it has looked as hard for teams to score as it has for Ronaldo to look modest.\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en">\r\n<p dir="ltr" lang="en">This morning, 240 ‘boring’ minutes showed why this <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WorldCup?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WorldCup</a> is likely to go down as the best ever, writes <a href="https://twitter.com/Jakeros95?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Jakeros95</a>.<a href="https://t.co/rzkoWsth46">https://t.co/rzkoWsth46</a> <a href="https://t.co/FsWBqjHMig">pic.twitter.com/FsWBqjHMig</a></p>\r\n— FOX Sports Football (@FOXFOOTBALL) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOXFOOTBALL/status/1013592107187965952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2018</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nWith nations such as Russia, England, and even Sweden or Croatia all likely to be in the mix when it comes to showing off that they can be the best of the worst come the final, some media outlets like the BBC have managed to get ahead of themselves by starting to predict <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44676893">how the teams could reach the final</a>, where, as we know, they will then meet a team who actually deserve to be there!\r\n\r\n<h3>Nations in jubilations</h3>\r\n\r\nThis rather incredible news that one of these teams from the weaker side of the draw will get the chance to enjoy a horrible thrashing on world football’s biggest stage has clearly made fans of <a href="https://extra.bet365.com/news/en/World-Cup-2018">those nations less favoured in the World Cup betting</a> very excited, especially as few of the teams in question have managed to achieve any kind of success at a World Cup in recent years, a fact that helps to explain why their side of the draw is seen as a weaker one.\r\n\r\nAs fans adjust to these new giddy heights of relative ambition, with the fear of not just getting embarrassed in the group stages of the competition now fully banished, the only question that remains for some is whether it is physically possible for a team to reach the final of World Cup 2018 without playing any sort of attractive, free-flowing football.\r\n\r\n<h3>Inspired by the Russians</h3>\r\n\r\nHaving managed to perfect the art of simply <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jul/01/spain-style-eats-itself-face-russia-rearguard-heroism">defending for an entire game</a> then hoping for a win in a penalty shoot-out, Russia clearly have perfected the blueprint for success when it comes to reaching that holy grail of a final. In fairness, this style of winning games without creating any sort of excitement has clearly not been heard by certain other teams, as France and Argentina missed out on the chance to present their fans with a tedious affair by scoring an amazing seven goals in a single game, which left fans of dire football worried that they may actually have to see the ball hit the back of the net from open play.\r\n\r\nWhatever the outcome for these lesser teams in the final, and however badly they get thrashed in the last 90 minutes of the tournament, fans can at least revel in their shot to glory, no matter how boring or bizarre that shot turns out to be.\r\n\r\nIf further proof were needed about how neatly World Cup football and bizarreness can go hand in hand, just think back quickly to the success that <a href="https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2018-06-19/england-best-football-songs/">Fat Les had with the song Vindaloo</a>; even the unlikeliest of entries can go down in history, even if it is looked down upon and judged by anyone who actually enjoys the beautiful game in the first place!\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/nowPlaying?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#nowPlaying</a><br>Fat Les - Vindaloo ? <a href="https://t.co/Kj0JqZXlAR">pic.twitter.com/Kj0JqZXlAR</a></p>&mdash; Neal Underwood (@neal_sousbois) <a href="https://twitter.com/neal_sousbois/status/1012314055854448640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"</script>', 'Fans of lesser nations revel at chance to receive a thrashing in World Cup final', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9148-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-04 12:11:51', '2018-07-04 12:11:51', '', 9148, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9148-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9164, 1, '2018-07-04 12:29:52', '2018-07-04 12:29:52', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg" alt="Wildflower garden" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9163" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man who hasn\'t bothered to cut his grass for weeks insists he\'s growing a wildflower garden.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, said his garden had become a haven for local wildlife.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut girlfriend Lorraine Fisher, 34, said he\'s simply a lazy bastard who can\'t be arsed to do even the simplest of jobs.\r\n\r\n"He\'s been watching the World Cup on television, and now Wimbledon has started as well.\r\n\r\n"Any excuse to get out of mowing the lawn - it\'s in a a terrible state."\r\n\r\nPostman Steve said Lorraine simply did not understand how difficult it was to create an environmentally-sensitive haven for important things like bees.\r\n\r\n"She bangs on about the mower collecting cobwebs in the shed but doesn\'t give insects a second thought.\r\n\r\n"In fact, I\'m beginning to think she\'s extremely selfish."\r\n\r\nHe reckons it will take all of the summer for his wildflower garden to truly take over his back garden, as well as the space at the front.\r\n\r\nThere are mainly yellow flowers right now.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t know what they are, but they\'re very pretty," he said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nGardening expert Mark Robson said: "Recent hot weather and the football has created an unprecedented interest in wildflower gardens.\r\n\r\n"Mr Walshe should be applauded for his efforts.\r\n\r\n"As for Lorraine Fisher, 34, well as long as she can find her way to the washing line, what\'s she got to complain about?"\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed yesterday how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/heatwave-scotland-turned-to-dust-disappears-under-sea/">Scotland had turned to dust</a> and been replaced by the sea owing to record high temperatures.\r\n\r\nAnd as the heatwave continues, more Brits are snapping up the new <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">Wifi operated barbecues</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'It\'s a wildflower garden, insists man too lazy to cut grass', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9160-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-04 12:29:52', '2018-07-04 12:29:52', '', 9160, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9165, 1, '2018-07-04 12:31:04', '2018-07-04 12:31:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg" alt="Wildflower garden" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9163" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man who hasn\'t bothered to cut his grass for weeks insists he\'s growing a wildflower garden.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge, said his garden had become a haven for local wildlife.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut girlfriend Lorraine Fisher, 34, said he\'s simply a lazy bastard who can\'t be arsed to do even the simplest of jobs.\r\n\r\n"He\'s been watching the World Cup on television, and now Wimbledon has started as well.\r\n\r\n"Any excuse to get out of mowing the lawn - it\'s in a terrible state."\r\n\r\nPostman Steve said Lorraine simply did not understand how difficult it was to create an environmentally sensitive haven for important things like bees.\r\n\r\n"She bangs on about the mower collecting cobwebs in the shed but doesn\'t give insects a second thought.\r\n\r\n"In fact, I\'m beginning to think she\'s extremely selfish."\r\n\r\nHe reckons it will take all of the summer for his wildflower garden to truly take over his back garden, as well as the space at the front.\r\n\r\nThere are mainly yellow flowers right now.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t know what they are, but they\'re very pretty," he said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nGardening expert Mark Robson said: "Recent hot weather and the football has created an unprecedented interest in wildflower gardens.\r\n\r\n"Mr Walshe should be applauded for his efforts.\r\n\r\n"As for Lorraine Fisher, 34, well as long as she can find her way to the washing line, what\'s she got to complain about?"\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed yesterday how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/heatwave-scotland-turned-to-dust-disappears-under-sea/">Scotland had turned to dust</a> and been replaced by the sea owing to record high temperatures.\r\n\r\nAnd as the heatwave continues, more Brits are snapping up the new <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">Wifi operated barbecues</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'It\'s a wildflower garden, insists man too lazy to cut grass', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9160-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-04 12:31:04', '2018-07-04 12:31:04', '', 9160, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9166, 1, '2018-07-04 12:41:02', '2018-07-04 12:41:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg" alt="Wildflower garden" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9163" /></a>\n\n<strong>A Suffolk man who hasn\'t bothered to cut his grass for weeks insists he\'s growing a wildflower garden.</strong>\n\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge, said his garden had become a haven for local wildlife.\n\n\n\nBut girlfriend Lorraine Fisher, 34, claims he\'s simply a lazy so-and-so who can\'t be arsed to do even the simplest of jobs.\n\n"He\'s been watching the World Cup on television, and now Wimbledon has started as well.\n\n"Any excuse to get out of mowing the lawn - it\'s in a terrible state."\n\nPostman Steve said Lorraine simply did not understand how difficult it was to create an environmentally sensitive haven for important things like bees.\n\n"She bangs on about the mower collecting cobwebs in the shed but doesn\'t give nature a second thought.\n\n"In fact, I\'m beginning to think she\'s extremely selfish."\n\nHe reckons it will take all of the summer for his wildflower garden to truly flourish in his back garden, as well as the space at the front.\n\nThere are mainly yellow flowers all over the place right now.\n\n"I don\'t know what they are, but they\'re very pretty," he said.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nGardening expert Mark Robson said: "Recent hot weather and the football has created an unprecedented interest in wildflower gardens.\n\n"Mr Walshe should be applauded for his efforts.\n\n"As for Lorraine Fisher, 34, well as long as she can find her way to the washing line, what\'s she got to complain about?"\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed yesterday how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/heatwave-scotland-turned-to-dust-disappears-under-sea/">Scotland had turned to dust</a> and been replaced by the sea owing to record high temperatures.\n\nAnd as the heatwave continues, more Brits are snapping up the new <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">Wifi operated barbecues</a>.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'It\'s a wildflower garden, insists man too lazy to cut grass', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9160-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-04 12:41:02', '2018-07-04 12:41:02', '', 9160, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9160-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9167, 1, '2018-07-04 12:39:35', '2018-07-04 12:39:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg" alt="Wildflower garden" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9163" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man who hasn\'t bothered to cut his grass for weeks insists he\'s growing a wildflower garden.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge, said his garden had become a haven for local wildlife.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut girlfriend Lorraine Fisher, 34, claims he\'s simply a lazy so-and-so who can\'t be arsed to do even the simplest of jobs.\r\n\r\n"He\'s been watching the World Cup on television, and now Wimbledon has started as well.\r\n\r\n"Any excuse to get out of mowing the lawn - it\'s in a terrible state."\r\n\r\nPostman Steve said Lorraine simply did not understand how difficult it was to create an environmentally sensitive haven for important things like bees.\r\n\r\n"She bangs on about the mower collecting cobwebs in the shed but doesn\'t give insects a second thought.\r\n\r\n"In fact, I\'m beginning to think she\'s extremely selfish."\r\n\r\nHe reckons it will take all of the summer for his wildflower garden to truly take over his back garden, as well as the space at the front.\r\n\r\nThere are mainly yellow flowers right now.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t know what they are, but they\'re very pretty," he said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nGardening expert Mark Robson said: "Recent hot weather and the football has created an unprecedented interest in wildflower gardens.\r\n\r\n"Mr Walshe should be applauded for his efforts.\r\n\r\n"As for Lorraine Fisher, 34, well as long as she can find her way to the washing line, what\'s she got to complain about?"\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed yesterday how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/heatwave-scotland-turned-to-dust-disappears-under-sea/">Scotland had turned to dust</a> and been replaced by the sea owing to record high temperatures.\r\n\r\nAnd as the heatwave continues, more Brits are snapping up the new <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">Wifi operated barbecues</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'It\'s a wildflower garden, insists man too lazy to cut grass', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9160-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-04 12:39:35', '2018-07-04 12:39:35', '', 9160, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9168, 1, '2018-07-04 12:41:33', '2018-07-04 12:41:33', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/IMG_4648-e1530707092128.jpg" alt="Wildflower garden" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9163" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man who hasn\'t bothered to cut his grass for weeks insists he\'s growing a wildflower garden.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge, said his garden had become a haven for local wildlife.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut girlfriend Lorraine Fisher, 34, claims he\'s simply a lazy so-and-so who can\'t be arsed to do even the simplest of jobs.\r\n\r\n"He\'s been watching the World Cup on television, and now Wimbledon has started as well.\r\n\r\n"Any excuse to get out of mowing the lawn - it\'s in a terrible state."\r\n\r\nPostman Steve said Lorraine simply did not understand how difficult it was to create an environmentally sensitive haven for important things like bees.\r\n\r\n"She bangs on about the mower collecting cobwebs in the shed but doesn\'t give nature a second thought.\r\n\r\n"In fact, I\'m beginning to think she\'s extremely selfish."\r\n\r\nHe reckons it will take all of the summer for his wildflower garden to truly flourish in his back garden, as well as the space at the front.\r\n\r\nThere are mainly yellow flowers all over the place right now.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t know what they are, but they\'re very pretty," he said.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nGardening expert Mark Robson said: "Recent hot weather and the football has created an unprecedented interest in wildflower gardens.\r\n\r\n"Mr Walshe should be applauded for his efforts.\r\n\r\n"As for Lorraine Fisher, 34, well as long as she can still find her way to the washing line, what\'s she got to complain about?"\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed yesterday how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/heatwave-scotland-turned-to-dust-disappears-under-sea/">Scotland had turned to dust</a> and been replaced by the sea owing to record high temperatures.\r\n\r\nAnd as the heatwave continues, more Brits are snapping up the new <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">Wifi operated barbecues</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'It\'s a wildflower garden, insists man too lazy to cut grass', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9160-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-04 12:41:33', '2018-07-04 12:41:33', '', 9160, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9169, 1, '2018-07-06 08:22:20', '2018-07-06 08:22:20', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg" alt="" width="675" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8571" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWeedy asthmatics and allergy sufferers are most likely to win the punishing Tour de France, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFar from being a hindrance, not being able to breathe properly is just what is needed to excel in the showpiece endurance cycling event, which starts this weekend.\r\n\r\nWheezing, sneezing and coughing on your bike will help propel you fastest for hundreds of miles a day - and up huge mountains in the Alps quicker than seemingly fit athletes, a new report reveals.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe study, released today by a House of Commons Select committee, confirms the link between being sickly and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-cyclist/">success at professional cycling</a> is too strong to ignore.\r\n\r\nMP Lorraine Fisher, 34, who headed the study, said: "We all remember the weedy, sickly kids at school who couldn\'t breathe after walking up the stairs.\r\n\r\n"And then there were those who began sneezing the moment the sun came out, or as soon as they went within half a mile of a meadow.\r\n\r\n"And we recall at the time that they were not terribly good at sport, and were always last to be picked.\r\n\r\n"But our study has found that for some reason many of them have become champions at professional cycling."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is not known why people with terrible asthma or allergy problems are so good at what is widely regarded as one of the most <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/women-secretly-find-cycling-mamils-sexy/">physically demanding sports in the world</a>.\r\n\r\nBut one theory is that the puffer inhalers and other medications that they use for their debilitating conditions make them go faster than anyone else.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Steve Walshe explained: "Cycling has to improve its image and is therefore absolutely clamping down on the drugs cheats.\r\n\r\n"This means that even people who can\'t breathe properly can compete with the best in the sport and win astonishing endurance events like the Tour de France."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette reached out to famous asthma patients and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">previous Tour de France winners</a> Sir Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome for comment, but has so far had no response.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Team Sky\'s Froome got a frosty reception at the Tour\'s presentation launch yesterday, just days after his anti-doping case was dropped. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Weedy asthmatics \'most likely to win professional cycling events\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8570-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-06 08:22:20', '2018-07-06 08:22:20', '', 8570, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8570-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9170, 1, '2018-07-07 08:53:46', '2018-07-07 08:53:46', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/its-coming-home.jpeg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/its-coming-home.jpeg" alt="it&#039;s coming home" width="636" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9171" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>It\'s coming home, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAn exclusive Suffolk Gazette investigation has confirmed the news after 52 years of hurt.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nComing home expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "Those \'oh so nears\' wear you down through the years.\r\n\r\n"But I still see that tackle by Moore and when Lineker scored.\r\n\r\n"Bobby belting the ball, and Nobby dancing."\r\n\r\nIt is important you tell this extraordinary news to your Scottish, Irish, Welsh and Swedish friends.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'It\'s coming home', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'its-coming-home', '', '', '2018-07-07 08:53:46', '2018-07-07 08:53:46', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9170', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9172, 1, '2018-07-07 08:53:06', '2018-07-07 08:53:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/its-coming-home.jpeg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/its-coming-home.jpeg" alt="it&#039;s coming home" width="636" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9171" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>It\'s coming home, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAn exclusive Suffolk Gazette investigation has confirmed the news after 52 years of hurt.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nComing home expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "Those \'oh so nears\' wear you down through the years.\r\n\r\n"But I still see that tackle by Moore and when Lineker scored.\r\n\r\n"Bobby belting the ball, and Nobby dancing."\r\n\r\nIt is important you tell this extraordinary news to your Scottish, Irish, Welsh and Swedish friends.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'It\'s coming home', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9170-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-07 08:53:06', '2018-07-07 08:53:06', '', 9170, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9170-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9173, 1, '2018-07-07 09:29:08', '2018-07-07 09:29:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/three-lions-on-my-shirt.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/three-lions-on-my-shirt.jpg" alt="three lions on my shirt" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9174" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Football fever spread to the African bush this week when a rhino poacher shrieked: "Three lions on my shirt!" as he was torn to pieces.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe utter scum got exactly what he deserved while trying to kill endangered rhinos for their horn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the pride of lions devoured him, the poacher\'s last words resonated across South Africa.\r\n\r\nGame reserve expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Happily, he was the one person who did indeed have three lions on his shirt this week.\r\n\r\n"It\'s called karma."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Eaten rhino poacher shrieked \'three lions on my shirt\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'three-lions-on-my-shirt', '', '', '2018-07-07 09:30:30', '2018-07-07 09:30:30', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9173', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9175, 1, '2018-07-07 09:29:08', '2018-07-07 09:29:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/three-lions-on-my-shirt.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/three-lions-on-my-shirt.jpg" alt="three lions on my shirt" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9174" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Football fever spread to the African bush this week when a rhino poacher shrieked: "Three lions on my shirt!" as he was torn to pieces.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe utter scum got exactly what he deserved while trying to kill endangered rhinos for their horn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the pride of lions devoured him, the poacher\'s last words resonated across the South Africa.\r\n\r\nGame reserve expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Happily, he was the one person who did indeed have three lions on his shirt this week.\r\n\r\n"It\'s called karma."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Eaten rhino poacher shrieked \'three lions on my shirt\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9173-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-07 09:29:08', '2018-07-07 09:29:08', '', 9173, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9173-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9176, 1, '2018-07-07 09:30:30', '2018-07-07 09:30:30', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/three-lions-on-my-shirt.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/three-lions-on-my-shirt.jpg" alt="three lions on my shirt" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9174" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Football fever spread to the African bush this week when a rhino poacher shrieked: "Three lions on my shirt!" as he was torn to pieces.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe utter scum got exactly what he deserved while trying to kill endangered rhinos for their horn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the pride of lions devoured him, the poacher\'s last words resonated across South Africa.\r\n\r\nGame reserve expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Happily, he was the one person who did indeed have three lions on his shirt this week.\r\n\r\n"It\'s called karma."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Eaten rhino poacher shrieked \'three lions on my shirt\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9173-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-07 09:30:30', '2018-07-07 09:30:30', '', 9173, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9173-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9178, 1, '2018-07-08 09:01:09', '2018-07-08 09:01:09', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg" alt="Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix" width="800" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9179" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gareth Southgate won the British Grand Prix after a stellar drive at Silverstone today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe English sporting hero started on pole position and never looked back, finishing a record-breaking four laps ahead of the rest of the field.\r\n\r\nFellow Brit Lewis Hamilton was runner-up, but German driver Sebastian Vettel was unfortunately forced to retire early.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe win was a remarkable won for Southgate, who has also made it through to the fourth round of the Wimbledon men\'s singles championship.\r\n\r\nLater today he leads England in their decisive T20 cricket match against India.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just hours after Sir Gareth of Southgate masterminded England\'s progress to a World Cup semi-final for the first time in 28 years.\r\n\r\nSporting expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It turns out Gareth Southgate can do absolutely anything, whether that\'s turning around England\'s footballing fortunes, or winning a Formula One race.\r\n\r\n"It seems the man can do no wrong."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe enormous crowds at Silverstone cheered Southgate every step of the way after he powered his Mercedes, unfortunately a German vehicle, around the track.\r\n\r\n"It\'s coming home," said motor racing fan Steve Walshe, from Woodbridge in Suffolk.       \r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'gareth-southgate-british-grand-prix', '', '', '2018-07-11 14:56:48', '2018-07-11 14:56:48', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9178', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9180, 1, '2018-07-08 09:01:09', '2018-07-08 09:01:09', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg" alt="Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix" width="800" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9179" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gareth Southgate won the British Grand Prix after a stellar drive at Silverstone today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe English sporting hero started on pole position and never looked back, finished four laps ahead of the rest of the field.\r\n\r\nFellow Brit Lewis Hamilton was runner-up, but German driver Sebastian Vettel was unfortunately forced to retire early.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe win was a remarkable won for Southgate, who has also made it through to the fourth round of the Wimbledon men\'s singles championship.\r\n\r\nLater today he leads England in their decisive T20 cricket match against India.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just hours after Sir Gareth of Southgate masterminded England\'s progress to a World Cup semi-final for the first time in 28 years.\r\n\r\nSporting expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It turns out Gareth Southgate can do absolutely anything, whether that\'s turning around England\'s footballing fortunes, or winning a Formula One race.\r\n\r\n"It seems the man can do no wrong."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe enormous crowds at Silverstone cheered Southgate every step of the way after he powered his Mercedes, unfortunately a German vehicle, around the track.\r\n\r\n"It\'s coming home," said motor racing fan Steve Walshe, from Woodbridge in Suffolk.       \r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9178-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-08 09:01:09', '2018-07-08 09:01:09', '', 9178, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9181, 1, '2018-07-08 09:03:05', '2018-07-08 09:03:05', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg" alt="Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix" width="800" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9179" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gareth Southgate won the British Grand Prix after a stellar drive at Silverstone today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe English sporting hero started on pole position and never looked back, finishing a record-breaking four laps ahead of the rest of the field.\r\n\r\nFellow Brit Lewis Hamilton was runner-up, but German driver Sebastian Vettel was unfortunately forced to retire early.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe win was a remarkable won for Southgate, who has also made it through to the fourth round of the Wimbledon men\'s singles championship.\r\n\r\nLater today he leads England in their decisive T20 cricket match against India.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just hours after Sir Gareth of Southgate masterminded England\'s progress to a World Cup semi-final for the first time in 28 years.\r\n\r\nSporting expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It turns out Gareth Southgate can do absolutely anything, whether that\'s turning around England\'s footballing fortunes, or winning a Formula One race.\r\n\r\n"It seems the man can do no wrong."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe enormous crowds at Silverstone cheered Southgate every step of the way after he powered his Mercedes, unfortunately a German vehicle, around the track.\r\n\r\n"It\'s coming home," said motor racing fan Steve Walshe, from Woodbridge in Suffolk.       \r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9178-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-08 09:03:05', '2018-07-08 09:03:05', '', 9178, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9183, 1, '2018-07-11 12:14:47', '2018-07-11 12:14:47', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thailand-cave-rescuers-e1531310934399.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thailand-cave-rescuers-e1531310934399.jpg" alt="Thai rescuers" width="750" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9184" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Thailand\'s heroic cave rescue team is flying to Britain today to help the Prime Minister out of a huge hole, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheresa May got into the hole last week and has been sinking deeper by the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is feared she could be trapped for ever by a rising tide of cock-ups and Brexit fuckwittery.\r\n\r\nThe departure of Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson gave a glimmer of hope that she\'d emerge from the hole in one piece.\r\n\r\nBut then she appointed Jeremy Hunt as his replacement.\r\n\r\nNow she is so far into the hole that even Donald Trump admits Britain is in all sorts of trouble. \r\n\r\nAlarmed Downing Street officials decided the only solution was to bring over the Thailand cave rescue team.\r\n\r\nSpokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "As soon as they had finished rescuing that football team and their coach from the cave complex, we were on the phone.\r\n\r\n"If they could pull off that amazing rescue maybe, just maybe, they could drag Theresa May out of this massive hole she has got herself into."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe rescue team lands at Heathrow this afternoon and will get straight to work.\r\n\r\nIt is expected they\'ll use all sorts of equipment and risk lives to go deep into the hole where the Prime Minister has been languishing for days with no outside help.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing event is quickly turning into something of a media circus, with even US President Donald Trump coming over to take a look at Mrs May in her hole this week.\r\n\r\nGareth Southgate could have helped Mrs May from her hole but he is busy working in Russia.\r\n\r\n* * * * * \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Thai cave rescue team to help Theresa May out of huge hole', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'thai-cave-rescue-team-theresa-may', '', '', '2018-07-11 20:23:39', '2018-07-11 20:23:39', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9183', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9185, 1, '2018-07-11 12:14:47', '2018-07-11 12:14:47', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thailand-cave-rescuers-e1531310934399.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thailand-cave-rescuers-e1531310934399.jpg" alt="Thai rescuers" width="750" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9184" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Thailand\'s heroic cave rescue team is flying to Britain today to help the Prime Minister out of a huge hole, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheresa May got into the hole last week and has been sinking deeper by the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is feared she could be trapped for ever by a rising tide of cock-ups and Brexit fuckwittery.\r\n\r\nThe departure of Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson gave a glimmer of hope that she could emerge from the hole in one piece.\r\n\r\nBut then she appointed Jeremy Hunt as his replacement.\r\n\r\nNow she is so far into the hole that even Donald Trump admits Britain is in all sorts of trouble. \r\n\r\nAlarmed Downing Street officials decided the only solution was to bring over the Thailand cave rescue team.\r\n\r\nSpokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "As soon as they had finished rescuing that football team and their coach from the cave complex, we were on the phone.\r\n\r\n"If they could pull off that amazing rescue maybe, just maybe, they could drag Theresa May out of this massive hole she has got herself into."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe rescue team lands at Heathrow this afternoon and will get straight to work.\r\n\r\nIt is expected they\'ll use all sorts of equipment and risk lives to go deep into the hole where the Prime Minister has been languishing for days with no outside help.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing event is quickly turning into something of a media circus, with even US President Donald Trump coming over to take a look at Mrs May in her hole this week.\r\n\r\nGareth Southgate could have helped Mrs May from her hole, but he is busy working in Russia.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Thai cave rescue team to help Theresa May out of huge hole', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9183-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 12:14:47', '2018-07-11 12:14:47', '', 9183, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9183-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9186, 1, '2018-07-11 14:56:22', '2018-07-11 14:56:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg" alt="Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix" width="800" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9179" /></a>\n\n<strong>Gareth Southgate won the British Grand Prix after a stellar drive at Silverstone today.</strong>\n\nThe English sporting hero started on pole position and never looked back, finishing a record-breaking four laps ahead of the rest of the field.\n\nFellow Brit Lewis Hamilton was runner-up, but German driver Sebastian Vettel was unfortunately forced to retire early.\n\n\n\nThe win was a remarkable won for Southgate, who has also made it through to the fourth round of the Wimbledon men\'s singles championship.\n\nLater today he leads England in their decisive T20 cricket match against India.\n\nThe news comes just hours after Sir Gareth of Southgate masterminded England\'s progress to a World Cup semi-final for the first time in 28 years.\n\nSporting expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It turns out Gareth Southgate can do absolutely anything, whether that\'s turning around England\'s footballing fortunes, or winning a Formula One race.\n\n"It seems the man can do no wrong."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe enormous crowds at Silverstone cheered Southgate every step of the way after he powered his Mercedes, unfortunately a German vehicle, around the track.\n\n"It\'s coming home," said motor racing fan Steve Walshe, from Woodbridge in Suffolk.       \n\n* * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9178-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 14:56:22', '2018-07-11 14:56:22', '', 9178, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9178-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9187, 1, '2018-07-11 12:44:42', '2018-07-11 12:44:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg" alt="Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix" width="800" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9179" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gareth Southgate won the British Grand Prix after a stellar drive at Silverstone today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe English sporting hero started on pole position and never looked back, finishing a record-breaking four laps ahead of the rest of the field.\r\n\r\nFellow Brit Lewis Hamilton was runner-up, but German driver Sebastian Vettel was unfortunately forced to retire early.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe win was a remarkable won for Southgate, who has also made it through to the fourth round of the Wimbledon men\'s singles championship.\r\n\r\nLater today he leads England in their decisive T20 cricket match against India.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just hours after Sir Gareth of Southgate masterminded England\'s progress to a World Cup semi-final for the first time in 28 years.\r\n\r\nSporting expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It turns out Gareth Southgate can do absolutely anything, whether that\'s turning around England\'s footballing fortunes, or winning a Formula One race.\r\n\r\n"It seems the man can do no wrong, he must be on <a href="https://anabolicenergy.me/why_trust_us">legal steroids</a> or something."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe enormous crowds at Silverstone cheered Southgate every step of the way after he powered his Mercedes, unfortunately a German vehicle, around the track.\r\n\r\n"It\'s coming home," said motor racing fan Steve Walshe, from Woodbridge in Suffolk.       \r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9178-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 12:44:42', '2018-07-11 12:44:42', '', 9178, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9188, 1, '2018-07-11 13:08:05', '2018-07-11 13:08:05', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg" alt="Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix" width="800" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9179" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gareth Southgate won the British Grand Prix after a stellar drive at Silverstone today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe English sporting hero started on pole position and never looked back, finishing a record-breaking four laps ahead of the rest of the field.\r\n\r\nFellow Brit Lewis Hamilton was runner-up, but German driver Sebastian Vettel was unfortunately forced to retire early.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe win was a remarkable won for Southgate, who has also made it through to the fourth round of the Wimbledon men\'s singles championship.\r\n\r\nLater today he leads England in their decisive T20 cricket match against India.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just hours after Sir Gareth of Southgate masterminded England\'s progress to a World Cup semi-final for the first time in 28 years.\r\n\r\nSporting expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It turns out Gareth Southgate can do absolutely anything, whether that\'s turning around England\'s footballing fortunes, or winning a Formula One race.\r\n\r\n"It seems the man can do no wrong, he must be on legal steroids (<a href="https://anabolicenergy.me/why_trust_us">https://anabolicenergy.me/why_trust_us</a>) or something."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe enormous crowds at Silverstone cheered Southgate every step of the way after he powered his Mercedes, unfortunately a German vehicle, around the track.\r\n\r\n"It\'s coming home," said motor racing fan Steve Walshe, from Woodbridge in Suffolk.       \r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9178-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 13:08:05', '2018-07-11 13:08:05', '', 9178, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9189, 1, '2018-07-11 14:56:48', '2018-07-11 14:56:48', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gareth-southgate-wins-British-Grand-Prix-e1531040286989.jpg" alt="Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix" width="800" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9179" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Gareth Southgate won the British Grand Prix after a stellar drive at Silverstone today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe English sporting hero started on pole position and never looked back, finishing a record-breaking four laps ahead of the rest of the field.\r\n\r\nFellow Brit Lewis Hamilton was runner-up, but German driver Sebastian Vettel was unfortunately forced to retire early.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe win was a remarkable won for Southgate, who has also made it through to the fourth round of the Wimbledon men\'s singles championship.\r\n\r\nLater today he leads England in their decisive T20 cricket match against India.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just hours after Sir Gareth of Southgate masterminded England\'s progress to a World Cup semi-final for the first time in 28 years.\r\n\r\nSporting expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It turns out Gareth Southgate can do absolutely anything, whether that\'s turning around England\'s footballing fortunes, or winning a Formula One race.\r\n\r\n"It seems the man can do no wrong."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe enormous crowds at Silverstone cheered Southgate every step of the way after he powered his Mercedes, unfortunately a German vehicle, around the track.\r\n\r\n"It\'s coming home," said motor racing fan Steve Walshe, from Woodbridge in Suffolk.       \r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Gareth Southgate wins British Grand Prix', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9178-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 14:56:48', '2018-07-11 14:56:48', '', 9178, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9190, 1, '2018-07-11 15:02:27', '2018-07-11 15:02:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg" alt="Monster carp" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7654" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fisherman is celebrating after catching this record monster carp from the River Gipping in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 44, spent 45 minutes battling with the huge fish before landing it on the bank near the town\'s Yarmouth Road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe carp weighed in at a whopping 303 pounds, smashing the previous British record of 68 pounds.\r\n\r\nDave, who works for a construction company, had heard rumours of the massive fish swimming in the town section of the Gipping for months.\r\n\r\n"It had become something of a folk tale round these parts," he explained. "I did not really believe it, but when I felt the bite on the line, and the strength of what I had hooked, I realised it was something special.\r\n\r\n"I had to fight for what seemed like ages before I was able to reel it in and get it on the bank.\r\n\r\n"But I had to call over a couple of blokes to help me do that because it was so large and flapping about. One of them took this photo so I could set the record straight."\r\n\r\nThe carp was so well built it was like it had been using legal steroids all its life (<a href="https://anabolicenergy.me/why_trust_us">https://anabolicenergy.me/why_trust_us</a>).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnce Dave had secured enough proof of his brilliant catch, he let the fish back into water and watched as it swam off.\r\n\r\nNews of the beast has already swept angling circles, and dozens of keen fishing enthusiasts have been back to the same spot to try to catch the carp again.\r\n\r\n"It was the moment of a lifetime. Maybe no one will ever get to repeat what I did," said Dave.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Angler catches monster carp in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7653-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 15:02:27', '2018-07-11 15:02:27', '', 7653, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7653-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9191, 1, '2018-07-11 19:58:19', '2018-07-11 19:58:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thailand-cave-rescuers-e1531310934399.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thailand-cave-rescuers-e1531310934399.jpg" alt="Thai rescuers" width="750" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9184" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Thailand\'s heroic cave rescue team is flying to Britain today to help the Prime Minister out of a huge hole, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheresa May got into the hole last week and has been sinking deeper by the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is feared she could be trapped for ever by a rising tide of cock-ups and Brexit fuckwittery.\r\n\r\nThe departure of Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson gave a glimmer of hope that she could emerge from the hole in one piece.\r\n\r\nBut then she appointed Jeremy Hunt as his replacement.\r\n\r\nNow she is so far into the hole that even Donald Trump admits Britain is in all sorts of trouble. \r\n\r\nAlarmed Downing Street officials decided the only solution was to bring over the Thailand cave rescue team.\r\n\r\nSpokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "As soon as they had finished rescuing that football team and their coach from the cave complex, we were on the phone.\r\n\r\n"If they could pull off that amazing rescue maybe, just maybe, they could drag Theresa May out of this massive hole she has got herself into."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe rescue team lands at Heathrow this afternoon and will get straight to work.\r\n\r\nIt is expected they\'ll use all sorts of equipment and risk lives to go deep into the hole where the Prime Minister has been languishing for days with no outside help.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing event is quickly turning into something of a media circus, with even US President Donald Trump coming over to take a look at Mrs May in her hole this week.\r\n\r\nGareth Southgate could have helped Mrs May from her hole but he is busy working in Russia.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Thai cave rescue team to help Theresa May out of huge hole', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9183-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 19:58:19', '2018-07-11 19:58:19', '', 9183, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9183-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9192, 1, '2018-07-11 20:15:49', '2018-07-11 20:15:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thailand-cave-rescuers-e1531310934399.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thailand-cave-rescuers-e1531310934399.jpg" alt="Thai rescuers" width="750" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9184" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Thailand\'s heroic cave rescue team is flying to Britain today to help the Prime Minister out of a huge hole, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheresa May got into the hole last week and has been sinking deeper by the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is feared she could be trapped for ever by a rising tide of cock-ups and Brexit fuckwittery.\r\n\r\nThe departure of Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson gave a glimmer of hope that she\'d emerge from the hole in one piece.\r\n\r\nBut then she appointed Jeremy Hunt as his replacement.\r\n\r\nNow she is so far into the hole that even Donald Trump admits Britain is in all sorts of trouble. \r\n\r\nAlarmed Downing Street officials decided the only solution was to bring over the Thailand cave rescue team.\r\n\r\nSpokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "As soon as they had finished rescuing that football team and their coach from the cave complex, we were on the phone.\r\n\r\n"If they could pull off that amazing rescue maybe, just maybe, they could drag Theresa May out of this massive hole she has got herself into."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe rescue team lands at Heathrow this afternoon and will get straight to work.\r\n\r\nIt is expected they\'ll use all sorts of equipment and risk lives to go deep into the hole where the Prime Minister has been languishing for days with no outside help.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing event is quickly turning into something of a media circus, with even US President Donald Trump coming over to take a look at Mrs May in her hole this week.\r\n\r\nGareth Southgate could have helped Mrs May from her hole but he is busy working in Russia.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Thai cave rescue team to help Theresa May out of huge hole', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9183-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 20:15:49', '2018-07-11 20:15:49', '', 9183, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9183-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9193, 1, '2018-07-11 20:22:03', '2018-07-11 20:22:03', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thailand-cave-rescuers-e1531310934399.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thailand-cave-rescuers-e1531310934399.jpg" alt="Thai rescuers" width="750" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9184" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Thailand\'s heroic cave rescue team is flying to Britain today to help the Prime Minister out of a huge hole, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTheresa May got into the hole last week and has been sinking deeper by the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is feared she could be trapped for ever by a rising tide of cock-ups and Brexit fuckwittery.\r\n\r\nThe departure of Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson gave a glimmer of hope that she\'d emerge from the hole in one piece.\r\n\r\nBut then she appointed Jeremy Hunt as his replacement.\r\n\r\nNow she is so far into the hole that even Donald Trump admits Britain is in all sorts of trouble. \r\n\r\nAlarmed Downing Street officials decided the only solution was to bring over the Thailand cave rescue team.\r\n\r\nSpokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "As soon as they had finished rescuing that football team and their coach from the cave complex, we were on the phone.\r\n\r\n"If they could pull off that amazing rescue maybe, just maybe, they could drag Theresa May out of this massive hole she has got herself into."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe rescue team lands at Heathrow this afternoon and will get straight to work.\r\n\r\nIt is expected they\'ll use all sorts of equipment and risk lives to go deep into the hole where the Prime Minister has been languishing for days with no outside help.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing event is quickly turning into something of a media circus, with even US President Donald Trump coming over to take a look at Mrs May in her hole this week.\r\n\r\nGareth Southgate could have helped Mrs May from her hole but he is busy working in Russia.\r\n\r\n* * * * * \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Thai cave rescue team to help Theresa May out of huge hole', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9183-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 20:22:03', '2018-07-11 20:22:03', '', 9183, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9183-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9194, 1, '2018-07-11 20:37:57', '2018-07-11 20:37:57', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/European-football-ever-richer-and-more-unequal_imagefullwide.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/European-football-ever-richer-and-more-unequal_imagefullwide.jpg" alt="" width="1170" height="658" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9196" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Football is not coming home after all, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nInstead, it has has decided to stay away for at least another four years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPerhaps now the whole country will forget about bloody football and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">enjoy the great weather</a>.\r\n\r\nWoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I\'ve already forgotten about it."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Football\'s not coming home after all', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'footballs-not-coming-home-after-all', '', '', '2018-07-11 20:50:37', '2018-07-11 20:50:37', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9194', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9197, 1, '2018-07-11 20:37:57', '2018-07-11 20:37:57', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/European-football-ever-richer-and-more-unequal_imagefullwide.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/European-football-ever-richer-and-more-unequal_imagefullwide.jpg" alt="" width="1170" height="658" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9196" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Football is not coming home after all, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nInstead, it has has decided to stay away for at least another four years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPerhaps now the whole country will forget about bloody football and enjoy the great weather.\r\n\r\nWoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I\'ve already forgotten about it."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Football\'s not coming home after all', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9194-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 20:37:57', '2018-07-11 20:37:57', '', 9194, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9194-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9198, 1, '2018-07-11 20:50:37', '2018-07-11 20:50:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/European-football-ever-richer-and-more-unequal_imagefullwide.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/European-football-ever-richer-and-more-unequal_imagefullwide.jpg" alt="" width="1170" height="658" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9196" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Football is not coming home after all, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nInstead, it has has decided to stay away for at least another four years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPerhaps now the whole country will forget about bloody football and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">enjoy the great weather</a>.\r\n\r\nWoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I\'ve already forgotten about it."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Football\'s not coming home after all', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9194-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 20:50:37', '2018-07-11 20:50:37', '', 9194, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9194-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9199, 1, '2018-07-11 20:57:11', '2018-07-11 20:57:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-fish-e1507977919355.jpg" alt="Monster carp" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7654" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA fisherman is celebrating after catching this record monster carp from the River Gipping in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nDave Smith, 44, spent 45 minutes battling with the huge fish before landing it on the bank near the town\'s Yarmouth Road.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe carp weighed in at a whopping 303 pounds, smashing the previous British record of 68 pounds.\r\n\r\nDave, who works for a construction company, had heard rumours of the massive fish swimming in the town section of the Gipping for months.\r\n\r\n"It had become something of a folk tale round these parts," he explained. "I did not really believe it, but when I felt the bite on the line, and the strength of what I had hooked, I realised it was something special.\r\n\r\n"I had to fight for what seemed like ages before I was able to reel it in and get it on the bank.\r\n\r\n"But I had to call over a couple of blokes to help me do that because it was so large and flapping about. One of them took this photo so I could set the record straight."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnce Dave had secured enough proof of his brilliant catch, he let the fish back into water and watched as it swam off.\r\n\r\nNews of the beast has already swept angling circles, and dozens of keen fishing enthusiasts have been back to the same spot to try to catch the carp again.\r\n\r\n"It was the moment of a lifetime. Maybe no one will ever get to repeat what I did," said Dave.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Angler catches monster carp in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7653-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-11 20:57:11', '2018-07-11 20:57:11', '', 7653, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7653-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9200, 1, '2018-07-11 19:48:20', '2018-07-11 19:48:20', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9201" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="362" /></a>\n\nThe correct weight loss should happen due to the minimal loss of muscle mass. In fact, there are a lot of situations when a person is on a strict diet. Because of it metabolism (<a href="https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories">https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories</a>) slows down. This leads to muscle loss and also blocks the fat burning process.\n\nActually, you should have a diet for getting rid of belly fat. You should remember that the basis of any diet is the lack of calories. It is necessary to spend a little more energy than you get from food. Also, the good idea for the weight loss is bodybuilding supplements. It will keep the body in a great state and will help to lose the excess weight and at the same time to build the muscle mass. The best supplement for the weight loss is HGH. By the way, you can find different sources with HGH (<a href="https://anabolicenergy.com/why_trust_us">https://anabolicenergy.com/why_trust_us</a>) and other supplements for the weight loss and muscle growth.\n\nThe second important factor for the effective weight loss is maintaining the high metabolic rate. When you begin to decrease the calorie intake sharply, your body thinks it is an extreme situation. As result, the body slows down metabolism for enough energy. Because of that a lot of people who try to lose weight (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss</a>) with strict diets note the decrease in the effectiveness in 1-2 weeks.\n\nThere are two basic rules for weight loss.\n\n1. Lack of calories\n2. High-calorie rate\n<h2>How to keep the high-calorie rate?</h2>\n<h4>Split Meals</h4>\nAs you understand, you should keep high-calorie rate in order to lose weight. By the way, there are a lot of ways to increase the metabolism. The best method is split meals. Your metabolism will be faster if you eat often with small portions.\nYou should eat 6-12 times per day.\n<h4>Physical activity</h4>\nIt is necessary to have the physical exercises for fast weight loss. These exercises can be with weights and also without. Any physical activity accelerates metabolism. The fact is that muscles consume a lot of energy even during sleep.\n<h2>How should change workouts during the weight loss diet?</h2>\nThere are two views on this issue. One is not to change the workout program at all. The other is to change the program radically and to do more repetitions, sets, and to rest less between them. These both schemes have advantages and disadvantages.\n\nWhen you don’t change your workout program then it perfectly keeps the size of your muscles during the diet.\n\nIt doesn’t matter how difficult you train because the loss of muscles with the diet on losing weight is inevitable. Therefore, one of the goals is to minimize these losses. In fact, you save your muscle mass much better when you continue to train in standard mode.', 'Two basic rules of weight loss', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'two-basic-rules-of-weightloss', '', '', '2018-12-17 15:53:05', '2018-12-17 15:53:05', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9200', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9202, 1, '2018-07-12 07:58:22', '2018-07-12 07:58:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="362" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9201" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe proper way of losing weight should be from fat rather than muscle mass. In fact, there are a lot of situations when a person is on a strict diet due to which their metabolism (<a href="https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories">https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories</a>) slows down. This leads to muscle loss and also blocks the fat-burning process.\r\n\r\nActually, you should have a diet for getting rid of belly fat. You should remember that the basis of any diet is the lack of calories. It is necessary to spend a little more energy than you get from food. Also, the good idea for the weight loss is bodybuilding supplements. It will keep the body in a great state and will help to lose the excess weight and at the same time to build the muscle mass. The best supplement for the weight loss is HGH. By the way, you can find different sources with the <a href="https://anabolicenergy.me/hgh/">HGH for sale</a> and other drugs for weight loss and muscle growth.\r\n\r\nThe second important factor for effective weight loss is maintaining the high metabolic rate. When you begin to decrease the calorie intake sharply, your body thinks it is in an extreme situation. As result, the body slows down metabolism for enough energy. Because of that a lot of people who try to lose weight (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss</a>) with strict diets note the decrease in the effectiveness in one to two weeks.\r\n\r\nThere are two basic rules for weight loss.\r\n\r\n1.	Lack of calories\r\n2.	High-calorie rate\r\n\r\n<h3>How to keep the high-calorie rate?</h3>\r\n\r\n<h4>Split Meals</h4>\r\n\r\nAs you understand, you should keep high-calorie rate in order to lose weight to summer. By the way, there are a lot of ways to increase the metabolism. The best method is split meals. Your metabolism will be faster if you eat often with small portions.\r\n\r\nYou should eat six to 12 times per day.\r\n\r\n<h4>Physical activity</h4>\r\n\r\nIt is necessary to have the physical exercises for fast weight loss. These exercises can be with weights and also without. Any physical activity accelerates metabolism. Also, you will have double benefit if you build the muscle mass. The fact is that muscles consume a lot of energy even during sleep.\r\n\r\n<h3>How should change workouts during the weight loss diet?</h3>\r\n\r\nThere are two views on this issue. One is not to change the workout program at all. The other is to change the program radically and to do more repetitions, sets, and to rest less between them. These both schemes have advantages and disadvantages.\r\n\r\nWhen you don’t change your workout program then it perfectly keeps the size of your muscles during the diet.\r\n\r\nIt doesn’t matter how hard you train because the loss of muscles with the diet on losing weight is inevitable. Therefore, one of the goals is to minimize these losses. In fact, you save your muscle mass much better when you continue to train in standard mode.\r\n\r\nThe main disadvantage of pumping is the loss of muscle mass. It happens because of decrease of work weights but the number of sets and repetitions increase. Of course, the given method has also the advantages. Workouts in the style of pumping provide a large consumption of calories and most importantly increase the blood flow. The more blood enters the muscles then the more hormones split the subcutaneous fat.', 'Two basic rules of weightloss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9200-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-12 07:58:22', '2018-07-12 07:58:22', '', 9200, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9200-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9204, 1, '2018-07-12 08:35:41', '2018-07-12 08:35:41', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="362" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9201" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe proper way of losing weight should be from fat rather than muscle mass. In fact, there are a lot of situations when a person is on a strict diet due to which their metabolism (<a href="https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories">https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories</a>) slows down. This leads to muscle loss and also blocks the fat-burning process.\r\n\r\nActually, you should have a diet for getting rid of belly fat. You should remember that the basis of any diet is the lack of calories. It is necessary to spend a little more energy than you get from food. Also, the good idea for the weight loss is bodybuilding supplements. It will keep the body in a great state and will help to lose the excess weight and at the same time to build the muscle mass. The best supplement for the weight loss is HGH. By the way, you can find different sources with the <a href="https://anabolicenergy.me/hgh/">HGH for sale</a> and other drugs for weight loss and muscle growth.\r\n\r\nThe second important factor for effective weight loss is maintaining the high metabolic rate. When you begin to decrease the calorie intake sharply, your body thinks it is in an extreme situation. As result, the body slows down metabolism for enough energy. Because of that a lot of people who try to lose weight (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss</a>) with strict diets note the decrease in the effectiveness in one to two weeks.\r\n\r\nThere are two basic rules for weight loss.\r\n\r\n1.	Lack of calories\r\n2.	High-calorie rate\r\n\r\n<h3>How to keep the high-calorie rate?</h3>\r\n\r\n<h4>Split Meals</h4>\r\n\r\nAs you understand, you should keep high-calorie rate in order to lose weight to summer. By the way, there are a lot of ways to increase the metabolism. The best method is split meals. Your metabolism will be faster if you eat often with small portions.\r\n\r\nYou should eat six to 12 times per day.\r\n\r\n<h4>Physical activity</h4>\r\n\r\nIt is necessary to have the physical exercises for fast weight loss. These exercises can be with weights and also without. Any physical activity accelerates metabolism. Also, you will have double benefit if you build the muscle mass. The fact is that muscles consume a lot of energy even during sleep.\r\n\r\n<h3>How should change workouts during the weight loss diet?</h3>\r\n\r\nThere are two views on this issue. One is not to change the workout program at all. The other is to change the program radically and to do more repetitions, sets, and to rest less between them. These both schemes have advantages and disadvantages.\r\n\r\nWhen you don’t change your workout program then it perfectly keeps the size of your muscles during the diet.\r\n\r\nIt doesn’t matter how hard you train because the loss of muscles with the diet on losing weight is inevitable. Therefore, one of the goals is to minimize these losses. In fact, you save your muscle mass much better when you continue to train in standard mode.\r\n\r\nThe main disadvantage of pumping is the loss of muscle mass. It happens because of decrease of work weights but the number of sets and repetitions increase. Of course, the given method has also the advantages. Workouts in the style of pumping provide a large consumption of calories and most importantly increase the blood flow. The more blood enters the muscles then the more hormones split the subcutaneous fat.', 'Two basic rules of weight loss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9200-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-12 08:35:41', '2018-07-12 08:35:41', '', 9200, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9200-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9205, 1, '2018-07-12 08:43:00', '2018-07-12 08:43:00', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="362" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9201" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe correct weight loss should happen due to the minimal loss of muscle mass. In fact, there are a lot of situations when a person is on a strict diet. Because of it metabolism (<a href="https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories">https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories</a>) slows down. This leads to muscle loss and also blocks the fat burning process.\r\n\r\nActually, you should have a diet for getting rid of belly fat. You should remember that the basis of any diet is the lack of calories. It is necessary to spend a little more energy than you get from food. Also, the good idea for the weight loss is bodybuilding supplements. It will keep the body in a great state and will help to lose the excess weight and at the same time to build the muscle mass. The best supplement for the weight loss is HGH. By the way, you can find different sources with HGH (<a href="https://anabolicenergy.me/why_trust_us">https://anabolicenergy.me/why_trust_us</a>) and other supplements for the weight loss and muscle growth.\r\n\r\nThe second important factor for the effective weight loss is maintaining the high metabolic rate. When you begin to decrease the calorie intake sharply, your body thinks it is an extreme situation. As result, the body slows down metabolism for enough energy. Because of that a lot of people who try to lose weight (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss</a>) with strict diets note the decrease in the effectiveness in 1-2 weeks.\r\n\r\nThere are two basic rules for weight loss.\r\n\r\n1.	Lack of calories\r\n2.	High-calorie rate\r\n\r\n<h2>How to keep the high-calorie rate?</h2>\r\n\r\n<h4>Split Meals</h4>\r\nAs you understand, you should keep high-calorie rate in order to lose weight. By the way, there are a lot of ways to increase the metabolism. The best method is split meals. Your metabolism will be faster if you eat often with small portions.\r\nYou should eat 6-12 times per day.\r\n\r\n<h4>Physical activity</h4>\r\n\r\nIt is necessary to have the physical exercises for fast weight loss. These exercises can be with weights and also without. Any physical activity accelerates metabolism. The fact is that muscles consume a lot of energy even during sleep.\r\n\r\n<h2>How should change workouts during the weight loss diet?</2>\r\n\r\nThere are two views on this issue. One is not to change the workout program at all. The other is to change the program radically and to do more repetitions, sets, and to rest less between them. These both schemes have advantages and disadvantages.\r\n\r\nWhen you don’t change your workout program then it perfectly keeps the size of your muscles during the diet.\r\n\r\nIt doesn’t matter how difficult you train because the loss of muscles with the diet on losing weight is inevitable. Therefore, one of the goals is to minimize these losses. In fact, you save your muscle mass much better when you continue to train in standard mode.', 'Two basic rules of weight loss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9200-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-12 08:43:00', '2018-07-12 08:43:00', '', 9200, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9200-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9206, 1, '2018-07-12 08:43:49', '2018-07-12 08:43:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="362" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9201" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe correct weight loss should happen due to the minimal loss of muscle mass. In fact, there are a lot of situations when a person is on a strict diet. Because of it metabolism (<a href="https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories">https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories</a>) slows down. This leads to muscle loss and also blocks the fat burning process.\r\n\r\nActually, you should have a diet for getting rid of belly fat. You should remember that the basis of any diet is the lack of calories. It is necessary to spend a little more energy than you get from food. Also, the good idea for the weight loss is bodybuilding supplements. It will keep the body in a great state and will help to lose the excess weight and at the same time to build the muscle mass. The best supplement for the weight loss is HGH. By the way, you can find different sources with HGH (<a href="https://anabolicenergy.me/why_trust_us">https://anabolicenergy.me/why_trust_us</a>) and other supplements for the weight loss and muscle growth.\r\n\r\nThe second important factor for the effective weight loss is maintaining the high metabolic rate. When you begin to decrease the calorie intake sharply, your body thinks it is an extreme situation. As result, the body slows down metabolism for enough energy. Because of that a lot of people who try to lose weight (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss</a>) with strict diets note the decrease in the effectiveness in 1-2 weeks.\r\n\r\nThere are two basic rules for weight loss.\r\n\r\n1.	Lack of calories\r\n2.	High-calorie rate\r\n\r\n<h2>How to keep the high-calorie rate?</h2>\r\n\r\n<h4>Split Meals</h4>\r\nAs you understand, you should keep high-calorie rate in order to lose weight. By the way, there are a lot of ways to increase the metabolism. The best method is split meals. Your metabolism will be faster if you eat often with small portions.\r\nYou should eat 6-12 times per day.\r\n\r\n<h4>Physical activity</h4>\r\n\r\nIt is necessary to have the physical exercises for fast weight loss. These exercises can be with weights and also without. Any physical activity accelerates metabolism. The fact is that muscles consume a lot of energy even during sleep.\r\n\r\n<h2>How should change workouts during the weight loss diet?</h2>\r\n\r\nThere are two views on this issue. One is not to change the workout program at all. The other is to change the program radically and to do more repetitions, sets, and to rest less between them. These both schemes have advantages and disadvantages.\r\n\r\nWhen you don’t change your workout program then it perfectly keeps the size of your muscles during the diet.\r\n\r\nIt doesn’t matter how difficult you train because the loss of muscles with the diet on losing weight is inevitable. Therefore, one of the goals is to minimize these losses. In fact, you save your muscle mass much better when you continue to train in standard mode.', 'Two basic rules of weight loss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9200-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-12 08:43:49', '2018-07-12 08:43:49', '', 9200, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9200-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9207, 1, '2018-07-12 09:00:49', '2018-07-12 09:00:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hosepipe-ban.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hosepipe-ban.jpg" alt="Hosepipe ban" width="612" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9208" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk man Donnie Spuckler says he\'s no fool - he\'s snapped up a garage-full of hosepipes in order to beat any hosepipe ban.</strong>\r\n\r\nAs Britain swelters without rain for weeks, there is a danger parts of the country could see hosepipes banned.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut cunning Mr Spuckler was not going to get caught out that easily.\r\n\r\n"It\'s so dry because of the heatwave," he said. "There was talk on the telly of a hosepipe ban.\r\n\r\n"I thought what would I do without any hosepipes?\r\n\r\n"So I went down to B & Q in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norwich-twins-itself/">Norwich </a>and bought all their hosepipes. Then I went to Wix and did the same.\r\n\r\n"It took quite a few trips in the car, but it will be worth it.\r\n\r\n"When the ban comes in, I shall never be short of a hosepipe again. It cost me £1,350 but it\'s worth every penny."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEast Anglian water expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It seems your Mr Spuckler is very pleased with himself for getting hold of so many hosepipes.\r\n\r\n"But I\'m afraid he seems to have got the wrong end of the stick."\r\n\r\nJune saw the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/heatwave-scotland-turned-to-dust-disappears-under-sea/">lowest rainfall on record</a>, and July has also been bone dry across East Anglia, increasing the chances of a hosepipe ban in the region.\r\n\r\nIt would mean everyone who purchased a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose/">cordless garden hose</a> will be unable to use it.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk man prepares for hosepipe ban, buys 47 hosepipes', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'hosepipe-ban', '', '', '2018-07-12 09:02:22', '2018-07-12 09:02:22', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9207', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9209, 1, '2018-07-12 09:00:49', '2018-07-12 09:00:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hosepipe-ban.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hosepipe-ban.jpg" alt="Hosepipe ban" width="612" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9208" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Norfolk man Donnie Spuckler says he\'s no fool - he\'s snapped up a garage-full of hosepipes in order to beat any hosepipe ban.</strong>\r\n\r\nAs Britain swelters without rain for weeks, there is a danger parts of the country could see hosepipes banned.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut cunning Mr Spuckler was not going to get caught out that easily.\r\n\r\n"It\'s so dry because of the heatwave," he said. "There was talk on the telly of a hosepipe ban.\r\n\r\n"I thought what would I do without any hosepipes?\r\n\r\n"So I went down to B & Q in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norwich-twins-itself/">Norwich </a>and bought all their hosepipes. Then I went to Wix and did the same.\r\n\r\n"It took quite a few trips in the car, but it will be worth it.\r\n\r\n"When the ban comes in, I shall never be short of a hosepipe again. It cost me £1,350 but it\'s worth every penny."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEast Anglian water expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It seems your Mr Spuckler is very pleased with himself for getting hold of so many hosepipes.\r\n\r\n"But I\'m afraid he seems to have got the wrong end of the stick."\r\n\r\nJune saw the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/heatwave-scotland-turned-to-dust-disappears-under-sea/">lowest rainfall on record</a>, and July has also been bone dry across East Anglia, increasing the chances of a hosepipe ban in the region.\r\n\r\nIt would mean everyone who purchased a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose/">cordless garden hose</a> will be unable to use it.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk man prepares for hosepipe ban, buys 47 hosepipes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9207-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-12 09:00:49', '2018-07-12 09:00:49', '', 9207, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9210, 1, '2018-07-12 09:02:20', '2018-07-12 09:02:20', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hosepipe-ban.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hosepipe-ban.jpg" alt="Hosepipe ban" width="612" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9208" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nNorfolk man Donnie Spuckler says he\'s no fool - he\'s snapped up a garage-full of hosepipes in order to beat any hosepipe ban.</strong>\n\nAs Britain swelters without rain for weeks, there is a danger parts of the country could see hosepipes banned.\n\n\n\nBut cunning Mr Spuckler was not going to get caught out that easily.\n\n"It\'s so dry because of the heatwave," he said. "There was talk on the telly of a hosepipe ban.\n\n"I thought what would I do without any hosepipes?\n\n"So I went down to B & Q in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norwich-twins-itself/">Norwich </a>and bought all their hosepipes. Then I went to Wix and did the same.\n\n"It took quite a few trips in the car, but it will be worth it.\n\n"When the ban comes in, I shall never be short of a hosepipe again. It cost me £1,350 but it\'s worth every penny."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nEast Anglian water expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It seems your Mr Spuckler is very pleased with himself for getting hold of so many hosepipes.\n\n"But I\'m afraid he seems to have got the wrong end of the stick."\n\nJune saw the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/heatwave-scotland-turned-to-dust-disappears-under-sea/">lowest rainfall on record</a>, and July has also been bone dry across East Anglia, increasing the chances of a hosepipe ban in the region.\n\nIt would mean everyone who purchased a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose/">cordless garden hose</a> will be unable to use it.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk man prepares for hosepipe ban, buys 47 hosepipes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9207-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-12 09:02:20', '2018-07-12 09:02:20', '', 9207, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9207-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9211, 1, '2018-07-12 09:02:22', '2018-07-12 09:02:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hosepipe-ban.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hosepipe-ban.jpg" alt="Hosepipe ban" width="612" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9208" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk man Donnie Spuckler says he\'s no fool - he\'s snapped up a garage-full of hosepipes in order to beat any hosepipe ban.</strong>\r\n\r\nAs Britain swelters without rain for weeks, there is a danger parts of the country could see hosepipes banned.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut cunning Mr Spuckler was not going to get caught out that easily.\r\n\r\n"It\'s so dry because of the heatwave," he said. "There was talk on the telly of a hosepipe ban.\r\n\r\n"I thought what would I do without any hosepipes?\r\n\r\n"So I went down to B & Q in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norwich-twins-itself/">Norwich </a>and bought all their hosepipes. Then I went to Wix and did the same.\r\n\r\n"It took quite a few trips in the car, but it will be worth it.\r\n\r\n"When the ban comes in, I shall never be short of a hosepipe again. It cost me £1,350 but it\'s worth every penny."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEast Anglian water expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It seems your Mr Spuckler is very pleased with himself for getting hold of so many hosepipes.\r\n\r\n"But I\'m afraid he seems to have got the wrong end of the stick."\r\n\r\nJune saw the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/heatwave-scotland-turned-to-dust-disappears-under-sea/">lowest rainfall on record</a>, and July has also been bone dry across East Anglia, increasing the chances of a hosepipe ban in the region.\r\n\r\nIt would mean everyone who purchased a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose/">cordless garden hose</a> will be unable to use it.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk man prepares for hosepipe ban, buys 47 hosepipes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9207-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-12 09:02:22', '2018-07-12 09:02:22', '', 9207, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9213, 1, '2018-07-12 10:52:15', '0000-00-00 00:00:00', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/trump_plane-759.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/trump_plane-759.jpg" alt="Trump heading for Stansted" width="759" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9215" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Looking forward to US President Donald Trump arriving in Britain for his controversial visit? We know thousands of you are!</strong>\r\n\r\nSo, to help ensure you know when Mr Trump will be touching down, or so you can look up in the sky and see him flying over you, just click on the link below!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHere is the planefinder.net link with live tracking....\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Track Donald Trump\'s flight to London', '', 'draft', 'open', 'closed', '', '', '', '', '2018-07-12 10:52:15', '2018-07-12 10:52:15', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9213', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9217, 1, '2018-07-12 10:52:15', '2018-07-12 10:52:15', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/trump_plane-759.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/trump_plane-759.jpg" alt="Trump heading for Stansted" width="759" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9215" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Looking forward to US President Donald Trump arriving in Britain for his controversial visit? We know thousands of you are!</strong>\r\n\r\nSo, to help ensure you know when Mr Trump will be touching down, or so you can look up in the sky and see him flying over you, just click on the link below!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHere is the planefinder.net link with live tracking....\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Track Donald Trump\'s flight to London', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9213-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-12 10:52:15', '2018-07-12 10:52:15', '', 9213, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9213-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9218, 1, '2018-07-13 08:05:35', '2018-07-13 08:05:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg" alt="Donald Trump disguised as The Queen" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8942" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nDonald Trump made a huge diplomatic gaffe today after being told to dress like royalty for his meeting with the Queen, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe embattled US President thought he had to dress LIKE the Queen - and no-one stepped in to stop him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe therefore turned up at Windsor Castle for tea wearing a fetching blue dress beloved by Her Majesty, with complementary hat.\r\n\r\nWhite gloves adorned his tiny hands and he even changed his hairstyle and put on some pearls.\r\n\r\nBut while he thought he was following British tradition and pageantry, which he loves, he was surprised by the reaction.\r\n\r\nRoyal courtiers fell about laughing when he stepped out his armoured car, white stiletto shoes first.\r\n\r\nIt was too late to change into anything else, so the tea went ahead in embarrassed silence.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWindsor Castle seamstress Lorraine Fisher, 34, was aghast.\r\n\r\n"I looked out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">the castle</a> window and saw a lovely old lady in a pleasing summer dress, much like one <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/queen-london-marathon/">the Queen</a> would wear.\r\n\r\n"Then I realised it was Mr Trump. He won\'t make that mistake again."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'New gaffe as Donald Trump dresses up for tea with the Queen', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'trump-tea-queen', '', '', '2018-07-13 08:08:00', '2018-07-13 08:08:00', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9218', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9219, 1, '2018-07-13 08:05:35', '2018-07-13 08:05:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg" alt="Donald Trump disguised as The Queen" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8942" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nDonald Trump made a huge diplomatic gaffe today after being told to dress like royalty for his meeting with the Queen, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe embattled US President thought he had to dress LIKE the Queen - and no-one stepped in to stop him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe therefore turned up at Windsor Castle for tea wearing a fetching blue dress beloved by Her Majesty, with complementary hat.\r\n\r\nWhite gloves adorned his tiny hands and he even changed his hairstyle and put on some pearls.\r\n\r\nBut while he thought he was following British tradition and pageantry, which he loves, he was surprised by the reaction.\r\n\r\nRoyal courtiers fell about laughing when he stepped out his armoured car, white stiletto shoes first.\r\n\r\nIt was too late to change into anything else, so the tea went ahead in embarrassed silence.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWindsor Castle seamstress Lorraine Fisher, 34, was aghast.\r\n\r\n"I looked out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">the castle</a> window and saw a love old lady in a pleasing summer dress, much like one <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/queen-london-marathon/">the Queen</a> would wear.\r\n\r\n"Then I realised it was Mr Trump. He won\'t make that mistake again."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'New gaffe as Donald Trump dresses up for tea with the Queen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9218-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-13 08:05:35', '2018-07-13 08:05:35', '', 9218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9220, 1, '2018-07-13 08:07:02', '2018-07-13 08:07:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg" alt="Donald Trump disguised as The Queen" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8942" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\n\nDonald Trump made a huge diplomatic gaffe today after being told to dress like royalty for his meeting with the Queen, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe embattled US President thought he had to dress LIKE the Queen - and no-one stepped in to stop him.\n\n\n\nHe therefore turned up at Windsor Castle for tea wearing a fetching blue dress beloved by Her Majesty, with complementary hat.\n\nWhite gloves adorned his tiny hands and he even changed his hairstyle and put on some pearls.\n\nBut while he thought he was following British tradition and pageantry, which he loves, he was surprised by the reaction.\n\nRoyal courtiers fell about laughing when he stepped out his armoured car, white stiletto shoes first.\n\nIt was too late to change into anything else, so the tea went ahead in embarrassed silence.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nWindsor Castle seamstress Lorraine Fisher, 34, was aghast.\n\n"I looked out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">the castle</a> window and saw a lovely old lady in a pleasing summer dress, much like one <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/queen-london-marathon/">the Queen</a> would wear.\n\n"Then I realised it was Mr Trump. He won\'t make that mistake again."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n', 'New gaffe as Donald Trump dresses up for tea with the Queen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9218-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-13 08:07:02', '2018-07-13 08:07:02', '', 9218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9218-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9221, 1, '2018-07-13 08:07:11', '2018-07-13 08:07:11', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg" alt="Donald Trump disguised as The Queen" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8942" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nDonald Trump made a huge diplomatic gaffe today after being told to dress like royalty for his meeting with the Queen, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe embattled US President thought he had to dress LIKE the Queen - and no-one stepped in to stop him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe therefore turned up at Windsor Castle for tea wearing a fetching blue dress beloved by Her Majesty, with complementary hat.\r\n\r\nWhite gloves adorned his tiny hands and he even changed his hairstyle and put on some pearls.\r\n\r\nBut while he thought he was following British tradition and pageantry, which he loves, he was surprised by the reaction.\r\n\r\nRoyal courtiers fell about laughing when he stepped out his armoured car, white stiletto shoes first.\r\n\r\nIt was too late to change into anything else, so the tea went ahead in embarrassed silence.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWindsor Castle seamstress Lorraine Fisher, 34, was aghast.\r\n\r\n"I looked out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">the castle</a> window and saw a lovely old lady in a pleasing summer dress, much like one <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/queen-london-marathon/">the Queen</a> would wear.\r\n\r\n"Then I realised it was Mr Trump. He won\'t make that mistake again."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'New gaffe as Donald Trump dresses up for tea with the Queen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9218-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-13 08:07:11', '2018-07-13 08:07:11', '', 9218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9222, 1, '2018-07-13 11:48:16', '2018-07-13 11:48:16', '<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nThe new Suffolk Police helicopter was criticised today for being out of proportion with the county\'s crime levels.</strong>\r\n\r\nDespite crime figures being on the increase, the Suffolk force\'s decision to buy an Apache Gunship helicopter is seen as wildly over the top.\r\n\r\nBut county crime expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, caimed the fearsome piece of kit was necessary to deter a worrying increase in apple scrumping and illegal pigeon shooting in the countryside.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Apache gunship, better known for its use by armed forces around the world, including the US and Israel, has a terrifying array of weaponry available to the two-man crew.\r\n\r\nThey will be able to target Suffolk\'s notorious gangland leaders with a deadly array of cannon machine guns and missile systems capable of smashing any getaway car or stolen bicycle in an instant.\r\n\r\nSidewinder air-to-air missiles will also be used to take out any suspicious kites being flown on Suffolk\'s beaches.\r\n\r\n<h3>EDITOR\'S NOTE: The Apache has gone on to accidentally blow up a Suffolk vicarage. You can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">read our coverage of the unfortunate incident here</a>)</h3>\r\n\r\nNow residents, who spent years moaning about the noise of the old police helicopter hovering over towns and villages, will have to get used to deafening automatic rounds being fired and the terrifying screech of missile strikes instead.\r\n\r\nMarjory Dawes, a parish councillor from Orford, which has a deadly criminal culture known the world over, said even though she wanted a stop to crime, the Apache was way over the top.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe said: "Imagine walking the dog one morning and this Apache gunship suddenly appears over the tree tops of Tunstall Forest. It would be like a scene out of Full Metal Jacket or Platoon.\r\n\r\n"And how much does this thing cost? Surely it would have been cheaper to keep the old bobby on his bike?"\r\n\r\nThe actual cost of the Apache is around £13 million, a figure Lorraine Fisher, 34, said was worth every penny. "The rural idyll of living in Suffolk has been shattered by rising crime. Only recently, police found <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-find-bodies-in-cemetery/">bodies in a cemetery</a>."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Public fears deadly Suffolk Police helicopter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '178-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-13 11:48:16', '2018-07-13 11:48:16', '', 178, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9223, 1, '2018-07-13 11:49:06', '2018-07-13 11:49:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-police-helicopter-e1439889860899.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-police-helicopter-e1439889860899.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-271" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nThe new Suffolk Police helicopter was criticised today for being out of proportion with the county\'s crime levels.</strong>\r\n\r\nDespite crime figures being on the increase, the Suffolk force\'s decision to buy an Apache Gunship helicopter is seen as wildly over the top.\r\n\r\nBut county crime expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, caimed the fearsome piece of kit was necessary to deter a worrying increase in apple scrumping and illegal pigeon shooting in the countryside.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Apache gunship, better known for its use by armed forces around the world, including the US and Israel, has a terrifying array of weaponry available to the two-man crew.\r\n\r\nThey will be able to target Suffolk\'s notorious gangland leaders with a deadly array of cannon machine guns and missile systems capable of smashing any getaway car or stolen bicycle in an instant.\r\n\r\nSidewinder air-to-air missiles will also be used to take out any suspicious kites being flown on Suffolk\'s beaches.\r\n\r\n<h3>EDITOR\'S NOTE: The Apache has gone on to accidentally blow up a Suffolk vicarage. You can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">read our coverage of the unfortunate incident here</a>)</h3>\r\n\r\nNow residents, who spent years moaning about the noise of the old police helicopter hovering over towns and villages, will have to get used to deafening automatic rounds being fired and the terrifying screech of missile strikes instead.\r\n\r\nMarjory Dawes, a parish councillor from Orford, which has a deadly criminal culture known the world over, said even though she wanted a stop to crime, the Apache was way over the top.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe said: "Imagine walking the dog one morning and this Apache gunship suddenly appears over the tree tops of Tunstall Forest. It would be like a scene out of Full Metal Jacket or Platoon.\r\n\r\n"And how much does this thing cost? Surely it would have been cheaper to keep the old bobby on his bike?"\r\n\r\nThe actual cost of the Apache is around £13 million, a figure Lorraine Fisher, 34, said was worth every penny. "The rural idyll of living in Suffolk has been shattered by rising crime. Only recently, police found <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-find-bodies-in-cemetery/">bodies in a cemetery</a>."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Public fears deadly Suffolk Police helicopter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '178-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-13 11:49:06', '2018-07-13 11:49:06', '', 178, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9224, 1, '2018-07-13 11:51:39', '2018-07-13 11:51:39', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-police-helicopter-e1439889860899.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-police-helicopter-e1439889860899.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-271" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nThe new Suffolk Police helicopter was criticised today for being out of proportion with the county\'s crime levels.</strong>\r\n\r\nDespite crime figures being on the increase, the Suffolk force\'s decision to buy an Apache Gunship helicopter is seen as wildly over the top.\r\n\r\nBut county crime expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, caimed the fearsome piece of kit was necessary to deter a worrying increase in apple scrumping and illegal pigeon shooting in the countryside.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Apache gunship, better known for its use by armed forces around the world, including the US and Israel, has a terrifying array of weaponry available to the two-man crew.\r\n\r\nThey will be able to target Suffolk\'s notorious gangland leaders with a deadly array of cannon machine guns and missile systems capable of smashing any getaway car or stolen bicycle in an instant.\r\n\r\nSidewinder air-to-air missiles will also be used to take out any suspicious kites being flown on Suffolk\'s beaches.\r\n\r\n<h3>EDITOR\'S NOTE: The Apache has gone on to accidentally blow up a Suffolk vicarage. You can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">read our coverage of the unfortunate incident by clicking here</a></h3>\r\n\r\nNow residents, who spent years moaning about the noise of the old police helicopter hovering over towns and villages, will have to get used to deafening automatic rounds being fired and the terrifying screech of missile strikes instead.\r\n\r\nMarjory Dawes, a parish councillor from Orford, which has a deadly criminal culture known the world over, said even though she wanted a stop to crime, the Apache was way over the top.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe said: "Imagine walking the dog one morning and this Apache gunship suddenly appears over the tree tops of Tunstall Forest. It would be like a scene out of Full Metal Jacket or Platoon.\r\n\r\n"And how much does this thing cost? Surely it would have been cheaper to keep the old bobby on his bike?"\r\n\r\nThe actual cost of the Apache is around £13 million, a figure Lorraine Fisher, 34, said was worth every penny. "The rural idyll of living in Suffolk has been shattered by rising crime. Only recently, police found <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-find-bodies-in-cemetery/">bodies in a cemetery</a>."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Public fears deadly Suffolk Police helicopter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '178-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-13 11:51:39', '2018-07-13 11:51:39', '', 178, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9225, 1, '2018-07-16 10:16:54', '2018-07-16 10:16:54', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg" alt="H2-ooh powdered water" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7328" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA man has been arrested after selling what he claimed was powdered water to gullible gardeners in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk made thousands of pounds out of his victims.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe claimed his magical product, <em>pictured above</em>, could create water for gardeners at a time when East Anglia is parched from a record lack of rainfall.\r\n\r\nAll the gardener had to do was add <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/water-bed-exploded/">water</a> to the magic powder, and it turned into water.\r\n\r\nThey could then water their beloved lawns and plants as much as they wanted, keeping everything green and lush while everyone else\'s gardens had become brown dust bowls.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The accused took some flour and claimed it was powdered water called H2-ooh.\r\n\r\n"He then advertised this in Norfolk, claiming it was the simple but effective way to get over the water shortage.\r\n\r\n"Even the fact that the instructions stressed you \'simply add water\' did not raise any alarm bells.\r\n\r\n"We raided his property and seized 50 bags of self-raising flour.\r\n\r\n"Far from being magical powered water, the only thing it was raising was his bank balance."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRecords seized at Walshe\'s property showed 374 Norfolk people had been taken in by the con, making a £15,000 profit.\r\n\r\nWhen asked why he had targeted Norfolk people, Walshe told officers: "They were the only ones foolish enough to fall for it."\r\n\r\nWater expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, confirmed it was impossible to make water from powdered water, without first adding the same amount of water.\r\n\r\nA 38-year-old man is due to appear before Ipswich Magistrates on Wednesday, charged with selling fake goods under the Sale of Goods Act 1979.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after a Norfolk man revealed he had <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hosepipe-ban/">bought 47 hosepipes in case there was a hosepipe ban</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Man arrested for selling \'powdered water\' to parched Norfolk gardeners', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'powdered-water-arrest', '', '', '2018-07-16 10:45:11', '2018-07-16 10:45:11', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9225', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9226, 1, '2018-07-16 10:16:54', '2018-07-16 10:16:54', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA man has been arrested after selling what he claimed was powdered water to gullible gardeners in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk made thousands of pounds out of his victims.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe claimed his magical product, <em>pictured above</em>, could create water for gardeners at a time when East Anglia is parched from a record lack of rainfall.\r\n\r\nAll the gardener had to do was add <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/water-bed-exploded/">water</a> to the magic powder, and it turned into water.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The accused took some flour and claimed it was powdered water called H2-ooh.\r\n\r\n"He then advertised this in Norfolk, claiming it was the simple but effective way to get over the water shortage.\r\n\r\n"Even the fact that the instructions stressed you \'simply add water\' did not raise any alarm bells.\r\n\r\n"We raided his property and seized 50 bags of self-raising flour.\r\n\r\n"Far from being magical powered water, the only thing it was raising was his bank balance."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRecords seized at Walshe\'s property showed 374 Norfolk people had been taken in by the con, making a £15,000 profit.\r\n\r\nWhen asked why he had targeted Norfolk people, Walshe told officers: "They were the only ones foolish enough to fall for it."\r\n\r\nWater expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, confirmed it was impossible to make water from powdered water, without first adding the same amount of water.\r\n\r\nA 38-year-old man is due to appear before Ipswich Magistrates on Wednesday, charged with selling fake goods under the Sale of Goods Act 1979.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after a Norfolk man revealed he had <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hosepipe-ban/">bought 47 hosepipes in case there was a hosepipe ban</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Man arrested for selling \'powdered water\' to Norfolk gardeners', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9225-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-16 10:16:54', '2018-07-16 10:16:54', '', 9225, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9225-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9227, 1, '2018-07-16 10:18:13', '2018-07-16 10:18:13', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA man has been arrested after selling what he claimed was powdered water to gullible gardeners in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk made thousands of pounds out of his victims.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe claimed his magical product, <em>pictured above</em>, could create water for gardeners at a time when East Anglia is parched from a record lack of rainfall.\r\n\r\nAll the gardener had to do was add <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/water-bed-exploded/">water</a> to the magic powder, and it turned into water.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The accused took some flour and claimed it was powdered water called H2-ooh.\r\n\r\n"He then advertised this in Norfolk, claiming it was the simple but effective way to get over the water shortage.\r\n\r\n"Even the fact that the instructions stressed you \'simply add water\' did not raise any alarm bells.\r\n\r\n"We raided his property and seized 50 bags of self-raising flour.\r\n\r\n"Far from being magical powered water, the only thing it was raising was his bank balance."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRecords seized at Walshe\'s property showed 374 Norfolk people had been taken in by the con, making a £15,000 profit.\r\n\r\nWhen asked why he had targeted Norfolk people, Walshe told officers: "They were the only ones foolish enough to fall for it."\r\n\r\nWater expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, confirmed it was impossible to make water from powdered water, without first adding the same amount of water.\r\n\r\nA 38-year-old man is due to appear before Ipswich Magistrates on Wednesday, charged with selling fake goods under the Sale of Goods Act 1979.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after a Norfolk man revealed he had <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hosepipe-ban/">bought 47 hosepipes in case there was a hosepipe ban</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Man arrested for selling \'powdered water\' to parched Norfolk gardeners', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9225-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-16 10:18:13', '2018-07-16 10:18:13', '', 9225, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9225-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9228, 1, '2018-07-16 10:19:06', '2018-07-16 10:19:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg" alt="H2-ooh powdered water" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7328" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA man has been arrested after selling what he claimed was powdered water to gullible gardeners in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk made thousands of pounds out of his victims.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe claimed his magical product, <em>pictured above</em>, could create water for gardeners at a time when East Anglia is parched from a record lack of rainfall.\r\n\r\nAll the gardener had to do was add <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/water-bed-exploded/">water</a> to the magic powder, and it turned into water.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The accused took some flour and claimed it was powdered water called H2-ooh.\r\n\r\n"He then advertised this in Norfolk, claiming it was the simple but effective way to get over the water shortage.\r\n\r\n"Even the fact that the instructions stressed you \'simply add water\' did not raise any alarm bells.\r\n\r\n"We raided his property and seized 50 bags of self-raising flour.\r\n\r\n"Far from being magical powered water, the only thing it was raising was his bank balance."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRecords seized at Walshe\'s property showed 374 Norfolk people had been taken in by the con, making a £15,000 profit.\r\n\r\nWhen asked why he had targeted Norfolk people, Walshe told officers: "They were the only ones foolish enough to fall for it."\r\n\r\nWater expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, confirmed it was impossible to make water from powdered water, without first adding the same amount of water.\r\n\r\nA 38-year-old man is due to appear before Ipswich Magistrates on Wednesday, charged with selling fake goods under the Sale of Goods Act 1979.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after a Norfolk man revealed he had <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hosepipe-ban/">bought 47 hosepipes in case there was a hosepipe ban</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Man arrested for selling \'powdered water\' to parched Norfolk gardeners', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9225-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-16 10:19:06', '2018-07-16 10:19:06', '', 9225, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9225-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9229, 1, '2018-07-16 10:44:19', '2018-07-16 10:44:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg" alt="H2-ooh powdered water" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7328" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nA man has been arrested after selling what he claimed was powdered water to gullible gardeners in Norfolk.</strong>\n\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk made thousands of pounds out of his victims.\n\n\n\nHe claimed his magical product, <em>pictured above</em>, could create water for gardeners at a time when East Anglia is parched from a record lack of rainfall.\n\nAll the gardener had to do was add <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/water-bed-exploded/">water</a> to the magic powder, and it turned into water.\n\nThey could then water their beloved lawns a\n\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The accused took some flour and claimed it was powdered water called H2-ooh.\n\n"He then advertised this in Norfolk, claiming it was the simple but effective way to get over the water shortage.\n\n"Even the fact that the instructions stressed you \'simply add water\' did not raise any alarm bells.\n\n"We raided his property and seized 50 bags of self-raising flour.\n\n"Far from being magical powered water, the only thing it was raising was his bank balance."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nRecords seized at Walshe\'s property showed 374 Norfolk people had been taken in by the con, making a £15,000 profit.\n\nWhen asked why he had targeted Norfolk people, Walshe told officers: "They were the only ones foolish enough to fall for it."\n\nWater expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, confirmed it was impossible to make water from powdered water, without first adding the same amount of water.\n\nA 38-year-old man is due to appear before Ipswich Magistrates on Wednesday, charged with selling fake goods under the Sale of Goods Act 1979.\n\nThe news comes just days after a Norfolk man revealed he had <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hosepipe-ban/">bought 47 hosepipes in case there was a hosepipe ban</a>.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n', 'Man arrested for selling \'powdered water\' to parched Norfolk gardeners', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9225-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-16 10:44:19', '2018-07-16 10:44:19', '', 9225, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9225-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9230, 1, '2018-07-16 10:45:11', '2018-07-16 10:45:11', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/powdered-water-e1502799491140.jpg" alt="H2-ooh powdered water" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7328" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA man has been arrested after selling what he claimed was powdered water to gullible gardeners in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk made thousands of pounds out of his victims.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe claimed his magical product, <em>pictured above</em>, could create water for gardeners at a time when East Anglia is parched from a record lack of rainfall.\r\n\r\nAll the gardener had to do was add <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/water-bed-exploded/">water</a> to the magic powder, and it turned into water.\r\n\r\nThey could then water their beloved lawns and plants as much as they wanted, keeping everything green and lush while everyone else\'s gardens had become brown dust bowls.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police insider said: "The accused took some flour and claimed it was powdered water called H2-ooh.\r\n\r\n"He then advertised this in Norfolk, claiming it was the simple but effective way to get over the water shortage.\r\n\r\n"Even the fact that the instructions stressed you \'simply add water\' did not raise any alarm bells.\r\n\r\n"We raided his property and seized 50 bags of self-raising flour.\r\n\r\n"Far from being magical powered water, the only thing it was raising was his bank balance."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRecords seized at Walshe\'s property showed 374 Norfolk people had been taken in by the con, making a £15,000 profit.\r\n\r\nWhen asked why he had targeted Norfolk people, Walshe told officers: "They were the only ones foolish enough to fall for it."\r\n\r\nWater expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, confirmed it was impossible to make water from powdered water, without first adding the same amount of water.\r\n\r\nA 38-year-old man is due to appear before Ipswich Magistrates on Wednesday, charged with selling fake goods under the Sale of Goods Act 1979.\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after a Norfolk man revealed he had <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hosepipe-ban/">bought 47 hosepipes in case there was a hosepipe ban</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Man arrested for selling \'powdered water\' to parched Norfolk gardeners', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9225-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-16 10:45:11', '2018-07-16 10:45:11', '', 9225, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9225-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9231, 1, '2018-07-17 07:23:08', '2018-07-17 07:23:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1738" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</strong>\r\n\r\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\r\n\r\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Felixstowe Ferry, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\r\n\r\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\r\n\r\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\r\n\r\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\r\n\r\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\r\n\r\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced, however.\r\n\r\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.\r\n\r\nSuffolk shark expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said she did not believe the shark was the same one that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">attacked a Felixstowe windsurfer in 2016</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1737-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-17 07:23:08', '2018-07-17 07:23:08', '', 1737, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9232, 1, '2018-07-17 07:24:13', '2018-07-17 07:24:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image-566x377.jpg" alt="image" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1738" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFamilies have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk\'s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.</strong>\r\n\r\nOpen water swimmers and small boat owners have also been told to beware of the six-foot Great White, which has appeared twice in recent days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe shark has taken advantage of warmer waters to travel around the south coast into the North Sea.\r\n\r\nExperts say it then became attracted by seals in the Deben estuary near Felixstowe Ferry, and swam inland, where it has plenty of protection from reeds and muddy water.\r\n\r\nMembers of the UK Shark Society have been out on the river since Saturday. They hope to find the  shark and then guide it back to sea, from where it is expected to migrate back to the Atlantic.\r\n\r\n"It is most unusual," said the society\'s Sean Finn. "These creatures are not normally seen around here.\r\n\r\n"We would advise people to keep out of the water for now - these things can give a nasty nip."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the mayor of Waldringfield, Peter Grimes urged everyone to enjoy the river as normal.\r\n\r\n"It\'s perfectly safe to come here, enjoy all we have to offer, and swim. The water is great!"\r\n\r\nLocal fisherman Trevor Whymark was less convinced, however.\r\n\r\n"I\'m going to need a bigger boat," he said.\r\n\r\nSuffolk shark expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said she did not believe the shark was the same one that <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">attacked a Felixstowe windsurfer in 2016</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man-eating shark seen in Suffolk river', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1737-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-17 07:24:13', '2018-07-17 07:24:13', '', 1737, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9233, 1, '2018-07-17 17:38:10', '2018-07-17 17:38:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ryanair-e1531847578181.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ryanair-e1531847578181.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9234" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>There were huge delays at Stansted Airport today after the hosepipe ban forced staff to hand wash Ryanair passengers instead.</strong>\r\n\r\nRather than hosing down the great unwashed as they got off their cheap holiday flights, airport staff had to scrub them down with sponges and buckets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis caused huge delays as passengers waited to be cleaned before going through passport control and luggage collection.\r\n\r\nHolidaymaker Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, who had flown back from Magaluf said: "The delays were terrible.\r\n\r\n"Normally they just blast us with a hose at the bottom of the aircraft steps. It\'s actually quite refreshing, and saves me from showering for a few days.\r\n\r\n"But today they had to wash us all by hand.\r\n\r\n"I had a nice man called Gurprit who did me. He seemed to enjoy it more than I did."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStansted Airport was hit by a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/powdered-water-arrest/">hosepipe ban</a> because of the record lack of rainfall.\r\n\r\nIt announced the news relating to Ryanair passengers on its official <a href="https://twitter.com/StansaidAirport">Stansted Airport Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Severe delays due to the hosepipe ban. We are now having to wash Ryanair passengers by hand.</p>&mdash; Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) <a href="https://twitter.com/StansaidAirport/status/1019144069358997504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 17, 2018</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center>\r\n\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "There\'s no way we allow Ryanair passengers into the arrivals lounge without a good wash first.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve used <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hosepipe-ban/">hosepipes </a>for years because it\'s cheaper. But all this hot weather has meant we\'ve had to rethink."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Hosepipe ban forces airport to hand wash Ryanair passengers', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ryanair-passengers', '', '', '2018-07-17 17:38:10', '2018-07-17 17:38:10', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9233', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9235, 1, '2018-07-17 17:38:10', '2018-07-17 17:38:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ryanair-e1531847578181.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ryanair-e1531847578181.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9234" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>There were huge delays at Stansted Airport today after the hosepipe ban forced staff to hand wash Ryanair passengers instead.</strong>\r\n\r\nRather than hosing down the great unwashed as they got off their cheap holiday flights, airport staff had to scrub them down with sponges and buckets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis caused huge delays as passengers waited to be cleaned before going through passport control and luggage collection.\r\n\r\nHolidaymaker Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, who had flown back from Magaluf said: "The delays were terrible.\r\n\r\n"Normally they just blast us with a hose at the bottom of the aircraft steps. It\'s actually quite refreshing, and saves me from showering for a few days.\r\n\r\n"But today they had to wash us all by hand.\r\n\r\n"I had a nice man called Gurprit who did me. He seemed to enjoy it more than I did."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStansted Airport was hit by a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/powdered-water-arrest/">hosepipe ban</a> because of the record lack of rainfall.\r\n\r\nIt announced the news relating to Ryanair passengers on its official <a href="https://twitter.com/StansaidAirport">Stansted Airport Twitter page</a>.\r\n\r\n<center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Severe delays due to the hosepipe ban. We are now having to wash Ryanair passengers by hand.</p>&mdash; Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) <a href="https://twitter.com/StansaidAirport/status/1019144069358997504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 17, 2018</a></blockquote>\r\n<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></center>\r\n\r\n\r\nAn insider said: "There\'s no way we allow Ryanair passengers into the arrivals lounge without a good wash first.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve used <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hosepipe-ban/">hosepipes </a>for years because it\'s cheaper. But all this hot weather has meant we\'ve had to rethink."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Hosepipe ban forces airport to hand wash Ryanair passengers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9233-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-17 17:38:10', '2018-07-17 17:38:10', '', 9233, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9233-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9236, 1, '2018-07-18 07:59:46', '2018-07-18 07:59:46', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/donald-trump-cockwomble-e1531900622439.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/donald-trump-cockwomble-e1531900622439.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9237" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>US President Donald Trump claims a slip of his tongue meant he said "I\'m in charge" instead of "I\'m a complete cockwomble".</strong>\r\n\r\nHe made the frank admission at a hastily arranged press conference in Washington last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe world was horrified when Mr Trump refused to acknowledge the growing global disquiet over his presidency, instead declaring: "I\'m in charge."\r\n\r\n"It should have been obvious, I thought it would be obvious," Mr Trump explained to reporters at the White House, "but I would like to clarify just in case it wasn\'t.\r\n\r\n"I misspoke. Instead the sentence should have been,\'I\'m a complete cockwomble\'. So you can put that in."\r\n\r\nHis dramatic about-turn settled everyone down, and no-one thought it odd that the supposed leader of the free world could have got something so fundamentally wrong at such a high-profile moment.\r\n\r\nThe original "I\'m in charge" remark, made during a meeting with Russian leader Vladimir Putin, went down badly.\r\n\r\nA Kremlin spokesman said: "We are glad Mr Trump has cleared it up. This is now something we can all agree on."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRepublican supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It was obvious he meant to describe himself as a cockwomble all along. This is just fake news going crazy."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I misspoke, I meant to say I\'m a complete cockwomble\', says Trump', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'i-misspoke-i-meant-to-say-im-a-complete-cockwomble-says-trump', '', '', '2018-07-18 09:03:40', '2018-07-18 09:03:40', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9236', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9238, 1, '2018-07-18 07:59:46', '2018-07-18 07:59:46', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/donald-trump-cockwomble-e1531900622439.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/donald-trump-cockwomble-e1531900622439.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9237" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>US President Donald Trump claims a slip of his tongue meant he said "I\'m in charge" instead of "I\'m a complete cockwomble".</strong>\r\n\r\nHe made the frank admission at a hastily arranged press conference in Washington last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe world was horrified when Mr Trump refused to acknowledge the growing global disquiet over his presidency, instead declaring: "I\'m in charge."\r\n\r\n"I thought it was obvious," Mr Trump explained to reporters at the White House. "I misspoke. Instead the sentence should have been,\'I\'m a complete cockwomble\'. So you can put that in."\r\n\r\nHis dramatic about-turn settled everyone down, and no-one thought it odd that the supposed leader of the free world could have got something so fundamentally wrong at such a high-profile moment.\r\n\r\nThe original "I\'m in charge" remark, made during a meeting with Russian leader Vladimir Putin, went down badly.\r\n\r\nA Kremlin spokesman said: "We are glad Mr Trump has cleared it up. This is now something we can all agree on."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRepublican supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It was obvious he meant to describe himself as a cockwomble all along. This is just fake news going crazy."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I misspoke, I meant to say I\'m a complete cockwomble\', says Trump', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9236-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-18 07:59:46', '2018-07-18 07:59:46', '', 9236, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9236-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9239, 1, '2018-07-18 09:03:04', '2018-07-18 09:03:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/donald-trump-cockwomble-e1531900622439.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/donald-trump-cockwomble-e1531900622439.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9237" /></a>\n\n<strong>US President Donald Trump claims a slip of his tongue meant he said "I\'m in charge" instead of "I\'m a complete cockwomble".</strong>\n\nHe made the frank admission at a hastily arranged press conference in Washington last night.\n\n\n\nThe world was horrified when Mr Trump refused to acknowledge the growing global disquiet over his presidency, instead declaring: "I\'m in charge."\n\n"It should have been obvious, I thought it would be obvious," Mr Trump explained to reporters at the White House, "but I would like to clarify just in case it wasn\'t.\n\nI misspoke. Instead the sentence should have been,\'I\'m a complete cockwomble\'. So you can put that in."\n\nHis dramatic about-turn settled everyone down, and no-one thought it odd that the supposed leader of the free world could have got something so fundamentally wrong at such a high-profile moment.\n\nThe original "I\'m in charge" remark, made during a meeting with Russian leader Vladimir Putin, went down badly.\n\nA Kremlin spokesman said: "We are glad Mr Trump has cleared it up. This is now something we can all agree on."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nRepublican supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It was obvious he meant to describe himself as a cockwomble all along. This is just fake news going crazy."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I misspoke, I meant to say I\'m a complete cockwomble\', says Trump', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9236-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-18 09:03:04', '2018-07-18 09:03:04', '', 9236, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9236-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9240, 1, '2018-07-18 09:03:40', '2018-07-18 09:03:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/donald-trump-cockwomble-e1531900622439.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/donald-trump-cockwomble-e1531900622439.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9237" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>US President Donald Trump claims a slip of his tongue meant he said "I\'m in charge" instead of "I\'m a complete cockwomble".</strong>\r\n\r\nHe made the frank admission at a hastily arranged press conference in Washington last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe world was horrified when Mr Trump refused to acknowledge the growing global disquiet over his presidency, instead declaring: "I\'m in charge."\r\n\r\n"It should have been obvious, I thought it would be obvious," Mr Trump explained to reporters at the White House, "but I would like to clarify just in case it wasn\'t.\r\n\r\n"I misspoke. Instead the sentence should have been,\'I\'m a complete cockwomble\'. So you can put that in."\r\n\r\nHis dramatic about-turn settled everyone down, and no-one thought it odd that the supposed leader of the free world could have got something so fundamentally wrong at such a high-profile moment.\r\n\r\nThe original "I\'m in charge" remark, made during a meeting with Russian leader Vladimir Putin, went down badly.\r\n\r\nA Kremlin spokesman said: "We are glad Mr Trump has cleared it up. This is now something we can all agree on."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRepublican supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It was obvious he meant to describe himself as a cockwomble all along. This is just fake news going crazy."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', '\'I misspoke, I meant to say I\'m a complete cockwomble\', says Trump', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9236-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-18 09:03:40', '2018-07-18 09:03:40', '', 9236, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9236-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9241, 1, '2018-07-19 13:13:45', '2018-07-19 13:13:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/russian-beach-hut-1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/russian-beach-hut-1.jpg" alt="russian beach hut" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9243" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>House prices in Southwold have risen so much that a Russian oligarch has been forced to buy a beach hut instead.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe billionaire industrialist could not afford to buy even a terraced house in the achingly posh Suffolk coastal town.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nInstead, he had to settle for the beach hut for a trifling £150,000.\r\n\r\nKeen to preserve his privacy and keep a low profile, he repainted the beach hut in the colours of the Russian flag.\r\n\r\nLocal property expert Chris Merrick said: "The property prices in Southwold are outrageous. Recently a local woman managed to buy a house and it <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-house-prices/">made the national news</a>.\r\n\r\n"Even billionaire Russian oligarchs can\'t afford it, and have resorted to snapping up the beach huts instead.\r\n\r\n"This deal went through two weeks ago, and if it wasn\'t for the hut being painted in the colours of the Russian flag, no-one would have noticed."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette approached the rich owner, who made his money in Russian mines, in one of the local Southwold pubs.\r\n\r\nHe tried to appear friendly by offering to buy our man a drink.\r\n\r\n"What\'s your poison?" he said.\r\n\r\nLandlady Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "He comes in here quite a lot and keeps himself to himself.\r\n\r\n"Sales of vodka have sky-rocketed."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2> ', 'Rising Southwold house prices force Russian oligarch to buy beach hut instead', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'russian-beach-hut', '', '', '2018-07-19 13:13:45', '2018-07-19 13:13:45', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9241', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9244, 1, '2018-07-19 13:13:45', '2018-07-19 13:13:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/russian-beach-hut-1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/russian-beach-hut-1.jpg" alt="russian beach hut" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9243" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>House prices in Southwold have risen so much that a Russian oligarch has been forced to buy a beach hut instead.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe billionaire industrialist could not afford to buy even a terraced house in the achingly posh Suffolk coastal town.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nInstead, he had to settle for the beach hut for a trifling £150,000.\r\n\r\nKeen to preserve his privacy and keep a low profile, he repainted the beach hut in the colours of the Russian flag.\r\n\r\nLocal property expert Chris Merrick said: "The property prices in Southwold are outrageous. Recently a local woman managed to buy a house and it <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/southwold-house-prices/">made the national news</a>.\r\n\r\n"Even billionaire Russian oligarchs can\'t afford it, and have resorted to snapping up the beach huts instead.\r\n\r\n"This deal went through two weeks ago, and if it wasn\'t for the hut being painted in the colours of the Russian flag, no-one would have noticed."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette approached the rich owner, who made his money in Russian mines, in one of the local Southwold pubs.\r\n\r\nHe tried to appear friendly by offering to buy our man a drink.\r\n\r\n"What\'s your poison?" he said.\r\n\r\nLandlady Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "He comes in here quite a lot and keeps himself to himself.\r\n\r\n"Sales of vodka have sky-rocketed."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2> ', 'Rising Southwold house prices force Russian oligarch to buy beach hut instead', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9241-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-19 13:13:45', '2018-07-19 13:13:45', '', 9241, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9241-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9245, 1, '2018-07-20 08:06:27', '2018-07-20 08:06:27', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hardened-criminals-e1532073577701.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hardened-criminals-e1532073577701.jpg" alt="Hardened criminals" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9246" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice investigating the theft of a concrete mixer lorry say they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers were called to a concrete-making yard at Bramford, near Ipswich, after reports that a £120,000 lorry had been stolen.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCriminals evaded tight security and guard dogs before driving off with the vehicle, which contained 18,000 kilograms of concrete.\r\n\r\nPolice spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "They knew exactly what they were looking for.\r\n\r\n"They\'re hardcore."\r\n\r\nShe added that police were appealing for information to help catch the gang because they were bound to strike again.\r\n\r\n"This sort of thing will not be an isolated incident. They are clearly set in their ways.\r\n\r\n"We\'re appealing for witnesses because we have nothing concrete to go on."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes after a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/brave-cop-decorated-paint/">brave cop who caught a lorry load of stolen paint was decorated</a>.\r\n\r\nHe celebrated by getting plastered with his mates.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Police looking for hardened criminals', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'police-looking-for-hardened-criminals', '', '', '2018-07-20 08:06:27', '2018-07-20 08:06:27', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9245', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9247, 1, '2018-07-20 08:06:27', '2018-07-20 08:06:27', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hardened-criminals-e1532073577701.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hardened-criminals-e1532073577701.jpg" alt="Hardened criminals" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9246" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice investigating the theft of a concrete mixer lorry say they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers were called to a concrete-making yard at Bramford, near Ipswich, after reports that a £120,000 lorry had been stolen.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCriminals evaded tight security and guard dogs before driving off with the vehicle, which contained 18,000 kilograms of concrete.\r\n\r\nPolice spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "They knew exactly what they were looking for.\r\n\r\n"They\'re hardcore."\r\n\r\nShe added that police were appealing for information to help catch the gang because they were bound to strike again.\r\n\r\n"This sort of thing will not be an isolated incident. They are clearly set in their ways.\r\n\r\n"We\'re appealing for witnesses because we have nothing concrete to go on."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes after a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/brave-cop-decorated-paint/">brave cop who caught a lorry load of stolen paint was decorated</a>.\r\n\r\nHe celebrated by getting plastered with his mates.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Police looking for hardened criminals', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9245-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-20 08:06:27', '2018-07-20 08:06:27', '', 9245, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9245-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9248, 1, '2018-07-24 19:50:31', '2018-07-24 19:50:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002.jpg" alt="Norfolk woman Tour de France" width="542" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9249" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman from Norfolk was the surprise winner of today\'s tough stage of the Tour de France.</strong>\r\n\r\nMarlene Spuckler, 24, from Downham Market, crossed the line ahead of Team Sky\'s Chris Frome and Geraint Thomas, who currently holds the yellow jersey.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOrganisers are hoping Ms Spuckler, who only took up cycling last week, does not continue her form and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">take the overall race lead</a> - because they haven\'t got a yellow jersey big enough.\r\n\r\nShe surprised everyone by taking today\'s hotly-contested stage.\r\n\r\nRepresenting Team Bernard Matthews, her equipment is not as advanced as the other racers.\r\n\r\nCertainly her bike does not seem quite as aerodynamic, and does not appear to be made of feather light carbon parts.\r\n\r\nBicycle expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Marlene Spuckler\'s stage win is the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">surprise of the Tour de France</a> so far.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a victory for women, and it\'s certainly a victory for everyone in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"No longer can anyone call it a sporting backwater."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOther participants were delighted to ride behind Spuckler for more than 100 miles.\r\n\r\nOne said: "The drafting was superb. I was being carried along by her slipstream and didn\'t really have to pedal all day."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk woman wins Tour de France Stage 16', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-woman-tour-de-france', '', '', '2018-07-24 19:53:40', '2018-07-24 19:53:40', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9248', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9249, 1, '2018-07-24 19:47:32', '2018-07-24 19:47:32', 'Norfolk woman is surprise winner of stage 16 of the Tour de France', 'norfolk woman tour de france (002)', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002', '', '', '2018-07-24 19:48:03', '2018-07-24 19:48:03', '', 9248, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9250, 1, '2018-07-24 19:50:31', '2018-07-24 19:50:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002.jpg" alt="Norfolk woman Tour de France" width="542" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9249" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman from Norfolk was the surprise winner of today\'s tough stage of the Tour de France.</strong>\r\n\r\nMarlene Spuckler, 24, from Downham Market, crossed the line ahead of Team Sky\'s Chris Frome and Geraint Thomas, who currently holds the yellow jersey.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOrganisers are hoping Ms Spuckler, who only took up cycling last week, does not continue her form and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">take the overall race lead</a> - because they haven\'t got a yellow jersey big enough.\r\n\r\nShe surprised everyone by taking today\'s hotly contested stage.\r\n\r\nRepresenting Team Bernard Matthews, her equipment is not as advanced as the other racers.\r\n\r\nCertainly her bike does not seem quote as aerodynamic, and does not appear to be made of feather light carbon parts.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBicycle expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Marlene Spuckler\'s stage win is the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">surprise of the Tour de France</a> so far.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a victory for women, and it\'s certainly a victory for everyone in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"No longer can anyone call it a sporting backwater."\r\n\r\nOther participants were delighted to ride behind Spuckler for more than 100 miles.\r\n\r\nOne said: "The drafting was superb. I was being carried along by her slipstream and didn\'t really have to pedal all day."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk woman wins Tour de France Stage 16', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9248-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-24 19:50:31', '2018-07-24 19:50:31', '', 9248, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9248-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9251, 1, '2018-07-24 19:52:12', '2018-07-24 19:52:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002.jpg" alt="Norfolk woman Tour de France" width="542" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9249" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman from Norfolk was the surprise winner of today\'s tough stage of the Tour de France.</strong>\r\n\r\nMarlene Spuckler, 24, from Downham Market, crossed the line ahead of Team Sky\'s Chris Frome and Geraint Thomas, who currently holds the yellow jersey.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOrganisers are hoping Ms Spuckler, who only took up cycling last week, does not continue her form and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">take the overall race lead</a> - because they haven\'t got a yellow jersey big enough.\r\n\r\nShe surprised everyone by taking today\'s hotly contested stage.\r\n\r\nRepresenting Team Bernard Matthews, her equipment is not as advanced as the other racers.\r\n\r\nCertainly her bike does not seem quote as aerodynamic, and does not appear to be made of feather light carbon parts.\r\n\r\nBicycle expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Marlene Spuckler\'s stage win is the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">surprise of the Tour de France</a> so far.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a victory for women, and it\'s certainly a victory for everyone in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"No longer can anyone call it a sporting backwater."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOther participants were delighted to ride behind Spuckler for more than 100 miles.\r\n\r\nOne said: "The drafting was superb. I was being carried along by her slipstream and didn\'t really have to pedal all day."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk woman wins Tour de France Stage 16', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9248-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-24 19:52:12', '2018-07-24 19:52:12', '', 9248, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9248-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9252, 1, '2018-07-24 19:53:35', '2018-07-24 19:53:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002.jpg" alt="Norfolk woman Tour de France" width="542" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9249" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\n\nA woman from Norfolk was the surprise winner of today\'s tough stage of the Tour de France.</strong>\n\nMarlene Spuckler, 24, from Downham Market, crossed the line ahead of Team Sky\'s Chris Frome and Geraint Thomas, who currently holds the yellow jersey.\n\n\n\nOrganisers are hoping Ms Spuckler, who only took up cycling last week, does not continue her form and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">take the overall race lead</a> - because they haven\'t got a yellow jersey big enough.\n\nShe surprised everyone by taking today\'s hotly-contested stage.\n\nRepresenting Team Bernard Matthews, her equipment is not as advanced as the other racers.\n\nCertainly her bike does not seem quite as aerodynamic, and does not appear to be made of feather light carbon parts.\n\nBicycle expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Marlene Spuckler\'s stage win is the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">surprise of the Tour de France</a> so far.\n\n"It\'s a victory for women, and it\'s certainly a victory for everyone in Norfolk.\n\n"No longer can anyone call it a sporting backwater."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nOther participants were delighted to ride behind Spuckler for more than 100 miles.\n\nOne said: "The drafting was superb. I was being carried along by her slipstream and didn\'t really have to pedal all day."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk woman wins Tour de France Stage 16', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9248-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-24 19:53:35', '2018-07-24 19:53:35', '', 9248, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9248-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9253, 1, '2018-07-24 19:53:40', '2018-07-24 19:53:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france-002.jpg" alt="Norfolk woman Tour de France" width="542" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9249" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA woman from Norfolk was the surprise winner of today\'s tough stage of the Tour de France.</strong>\r\n\r\nMarlene Spuckler, 24, from Downham Market, crossed the line ahead of Team Sky\'s Chris Frome and Geraint Thomas, who currently holds the yellow jersey.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOrganisers are hoping Ms Spuckler, who only took up cycling last week, does not continue her form and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">take the overall race lead</a> - because they haven\'t got a yellow jersey big enough.\r\n\r\nShe surprised everyone by taking today\'s hotly-contested stage.\r\n\r\nRepresenting Team Bernard Matthews, her equipment is not as advanced as the other racers.\r\n\r\nCertainly her bike does not seem quite as aerodynamic, and does not appear to be made of feather light carbon parts.\r\n\r\nBicycle expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Marlene Spuckler\'s stage win is the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">surprise of the Tour de France</a> so far.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a victory for women, and it\'s certainly a victory for everyone in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"No longer can anyone call it a sporting backwater."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOther participants were delighted to ride behind Spuckler for more than 100 miles.\r\n\r\nOne said: "The drafting was superb. I was being carried along by her slipstream and didn\'t really have to pedal all day."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk woman wins Tour de France Stage 16', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9248-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-24 19:53:40', '2018-07-24 19:53:40', '', 9248, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9248-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9257, 1, '2018-07-25 11:56:06', '2018-07-25 11:56:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/cool-phone-app-e1532519644993.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/cool-phone-app-e1532519644993.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="535" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9261" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Thousands of Brits are beating the heatwave with a brilliant new phone app that cools down your face.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe app, which was developed in Suffolk, is taking the country by storm during record-breaking temperatures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen activated, the app chills your iPhone screen until it\'s nearly frozen.\r\n\r\nWhen you then press it against your face, you get instant relief from the heat. It\'s like holding a block of ice to your skin!\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Available for download from here</a>, the £2.99 Cool Face Time app is perfect for hot stuffy offices.\r\n\r\nAnd when you\'re sweltering while commuting on the train, simply activate the app and press the phone to your cheeks!\r\n\r\nInventor Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Ipswich, said the app had been downloaded 50,000 times since Monday alone.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really taken off," she said. "It\'s perfect for beating these heatwave conditions when you\'re stuck in the office or out and about."\r\n\r\nShe claims the app can be used continuously for three hours before <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">your telephone</a> would need recharging.\r\n\r\nThe only real disadvantage is that you can\'t talk on the phone while using Cool Face Time, unless you put it on loud-speaker, which might be inconvenient or annoying to fellow office workers and commuters.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHot and bothered office worker Steve Walshe, 38, is pictured using the brilliant new app.\r\n\r\n"It\'s so simple," he said. "I have no idea why nobody thought of this before.\r\n\r\n"Not for the first time, I\'m the coolest person in the office."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Phone app that chills your face takes heatwave Britain by storm', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'phone-app-cool', '', '', '2018-07-25 11:56:06', '2018-07-25 11:56:06', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9257', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9262, 1, '2018-07-25 11:56:06', '2018-07-25 11:56:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/cool-phone-app-e1532519644993.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/cool-phone-app-e1532519644993.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="535" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9261" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Thousands of Brits are beating the heatwave with a brilliant new phone app that cools down your face.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe app, which was developed in Suffolk, is taking the country by storm during record-breaking temperatures.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen activated, the app chills your iPhone screen until it\'s nearly frozen.\r\n\r\nWhen you then press it against your face, you get instant relief from the heat. It\'s like holding a block of ice to your skin!\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Available for download from here</a>, the £2.99 Cool Face Time app is perfect for hot stuffy offices.\r\n\r\nAnd when you\'re sweltering while commuting on the train, simply activate the app and press the phone to your cheeks!\r\n\r\nInventor Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Ipswich, said the app had been downloaded 50,000 times since Monday alone.\r\n\r\n"It\'s really taken off," she said. "It\'s perfect for beating these heatwave conditions when you\'re stuck in the office or out and about."\r\n\r\nShe claims the app can be used continuously for three hours before <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">your telephone</a> would need recharging.\r\n\r\nThe only real disadvantage is that you can\'t talk on the phone while using Cool Face Time, unless you put it on loud-speaker, which might be inconvenient or annoying to fellow office workers and commuters.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHot and bothered office worker Steve Walshe, 38, is pictured using the brilliant new app.\r\n\r\n"It\'s so simple," he said. "I have no idea why nobody thought of this before.\r\n\r\n"Not for the first time, I\'m the coolest person in the office."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Phone app that chills your face takes heatwave Britain by storm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9257-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-25 11:56:06', '2018-07-25 11:56:06', '', 9257, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9257-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9263, 1, '2018-07-25 14:11:33', '2018-07-25 14:11:33', '<strong>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nPolice were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play. \r\n\r\nBut all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers\' uniform bells for the one in the ball.\r\n\r\nHe promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.\r\n\r\nMore blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.\r\n\r\nThe brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morris-dancing.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morris-dancing.jpg" alt="Morris dancers" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7231" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree morris men suffered severely bruised legs, while one of the footballers had a cut caused by being hit on the head with a morris dancer\'s stick.\r\n\r\nWith everyone blaming each other, the police were called to sort out the mess.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "It was certainly an unsual call from one of the locals in the pub. By the time we got there it had all calmed down, and both sides realised how the mistake had been made.\r\n\r\n"In fact they had made up and were all enjoying a drink together, although a couple were still being patched up by the landlord\'s wife.\r\n\r\n"We took no further action, but recommended that the morris men did not use bells on their uniforms when the blind footballers were playing nearby."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in other sports news, a woman from Norfolk was the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france/">surprise winner of yesterday\'s Tour de France stage</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1444-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-25 14:11:33', '2018-07-25 14:11:33', '', 1444, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1444-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9264, 1, '2018-07-25 14:13:57', '2018-07-25 14:13:57', '<strong>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter\r\n\r\nPolice were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play. \r\n\r\nBut all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers\' uniform bells for the one in the ball.\r\n\r\nHe promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.\r\n\r\nMore blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.\r\n\r\nThe brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morris-dancing.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morris-dancing.jpg" alt="Morris dancers" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7231" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree morris men suffered severely bruised legs, while one of the footballers had a cut caused by being hit on the head with a morris dancer\'s stick.\r\n\r\nWith everyone blaming each other, the police were called to sort out the mess.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "It was certainly an unsual call from one of the locals in the pub. By the time we got there it had all calmed down, and both sides realised how the mistake had been made.\r\n\r\n"In fact they had made up and were all enjoying a drink together, although a couple were still being patched up by the landlord\'s wife.\r\n\r\n"We took no further action, but recommended that the morris men did not use bells on their uniforms when the blind footballers were playing nearby."\r\n\r\nIn other sports news, a woman from Norfolk was the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-woman-tour-de-france/">surprise winner of yesterday\'s Tour de France stage</a>.\r\n\r\nAnd a Norfolk man says he\'s beaten the threat of a hosepipe ban by <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hosepipe-ban/">buying and stockpiling 47 hosepipes in his garage</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1444-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-25 14:13:57', '2018-07-25 14:13:57', '', 1444, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1444-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9265, 1, '2018-07-26 07:30:04', '2018-07-26 07:30:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-day-e1532589798376.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-day-e1532589798376.jpg" alt="Norfolk day annual wash" width="750" height="501" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9266" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Day should be celebrated tomorrow with locals having their traditional annual wash.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut there are fears the current water shortages will put communal showers on hold, and Norfolk people will have to wait another year before cleaning up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news is a blow to residents in neighbouring Suffolk, who look forward to the stench from Norfolk abating for a short while after Norfolk Day.\r\n\r\nNorfolk people famously don\'t wash regularly because they are confused by the mystic world of personal hygiene.\r\n\r\nThe official annual Norfolk Day, allegedly staged to show off all that\'s good about the county, is actually a cunning plan by local health officials to get people to have a shower.\r\n\r\nYokels frolic in communal showers erected in fields next to every settlement.\r\n\r\nLittle do they know they are being tricked into getting cleaned up once every 12 months.\r\n\r\nHealth official Lorraine Fisher, 34, who operates from the safety of Suffolk, said: "It takes Norfolk Day to trick Norfolk people into having a wash.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately the current heatwave conditions mean we may have to restrict water use.\r\n\r\n"That means people won\'t now have their next wash until July 2019."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news is the latest heatwave shocker to hit Norfolk. Only a week ago one Norfolk man claimed he would <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hosepipe-ban/">beat any hosepipe ban because he had stocked up with 47 hosepipes</a>.\r\n\r\nAnd last week a Suffolk man was up before magistrates for <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/powdered-water-arrest/">selling \'powdered water\' to Norfolk gardeners</a> keen to water their plants.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk Day annual wash could be postponed for another year', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-day-wash', '', '', '2018-07-26 07:30:04', '2018-07-26 07:30:04', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9265', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9267, 1, '2018-07-26 07:30:04', '2018-07-26 07:30:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-day-e1532589798376.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-day-e1532589798376.jpg" alt="Norfolk day annual wash" width="750" height="501" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9266" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Day should be celebrated tomorrow with locals having their traditional annual wash.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut there are fears the current water shortages will put communal showers on hold, and Norfolk people will have to wait another year before cleaning up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news is a blow to residents in neighbouring Suffolk, who look forward to the stench from Norfolk abating for a short while after Norfolk Day.\r\n\r\nNorfolk people famously don\'t wash regularly because they are confused by the mystic world of personal hygiene.\r\n\r\nThe official annual Norfolk Day, allegedly staged to show off all that\'s good about the county, is actually a cunning plan by local health officials to get people to have a shower.\r\n\r\nYokels frolic in communal showers erected in fields next to every settlement.\r\n\r\nLittle do they know they are being tricked into getting cleaned up once every 12 months.\r\n\r\nHealth official Lorraine Fisher, 34, who operates from the safety of Suffolk, said: "It takes Norfolk Day to trick Norfolk people into having a wash.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately the current heatwave conditions mean we may have to restrict water use.\r\n\r\n"That means people won\'t now have their next wash until July 2019."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news is the latest heatwave shocker to hit Norfolk. Only a week ago one Norfolk man claimed he would <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hosepipe-ban/">beat any hosepipe ban because he had stocked up with 47 hosepipes</a>.\r\n\r\nAnd last week a Suffolk man was up before magistrates for <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/powdered-water-arrest/">selling \'powdered water\' to Norfolk gardeners</a> keen to water their plants.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk Day annual wash could be postponed for another year', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9265-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-26 07:30:04', '2018-07-26 07:30:04', '', 9265, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9265-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9268, 1, '2018-07-27 08:23:17', '2018-07-27 08:23:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg" alt="Cordless hose" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7204" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break and impossible to lose.\r\n\r\nAnd now a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">fuel-free BBQ that operates by WiFi</a> has been invented in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-27 08:23:17', '2018-07-27 08:23:17', '', 7152, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9269, 1, '2018-07-27 08:25:18', '2018-07-27 08:25:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg" alt="Cordless hose" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7204" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, even during the current heatwave, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the use of a hosepipe.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break and impossible to lose.\r\n\r\nAnd now a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">fuel-free BBQ that operates by WiFi</a> has been invented in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-27 08:25:18', '2018-07-27 08:25:18', '', 7152, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9270, 1, '2018-07-27 08:26:00', '2018-07-27 08:26:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg" alt="Cordless hose" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7204" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, even during the current heatwave, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the use of a hosepipe.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break and impossible to lose.\r\n\r\nAnd now a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">fuel-free BBQ that operates by WiFi</a> has been invented in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller during heatwave', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-27 08:26:00', '2018-07-27 08:26:00', '', 7152, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9272, 1, '2018-07-29 07:40:06', '2018-07-29 07:40:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg" alt="Geraint Thomas" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9273" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nTough questions are being asked after a professional cyclist who does not suffer from asthma was still able to win this year\'s Tour de France.</strong>\r\n\r\nGeraint Thomas won the world\'s most grueling cycling event despite being entirely healthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCritics want to know how the Team Sky member could possibly have done so well without having at least one asthma attack while pedaling up an Alp.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s well-known you must have asthma in order to do well at this event.\r\n\r\n"<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">Previous winners Chris Froome</a> and Bradley Wiggins were classic sufferers from ill-health and were adept at taking entirely legal drugs to help them along.\r\n\r\n"Thomas\' victory raises serious questions about how he could have done so without being hampered by wheezing or sneezing attacks."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCycling fans say an athlete winning such a high-profile event using talent alone could bring the sport into serious disrepute.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk said: "His victory will always be tainted by rumours that he was clean. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\nThomas is the first Welsh man or woman to win the Tour de France. \r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Disturbing questions asked as cyclist without asthma wins Tour de France', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'geraint-thomas-asthma', '', '', '2018-07-29 09:28:06', '2018-07-29 09:28:06', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9272', 0, 'post', '', 4); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9274, 1, '2018-07-29 07:40:06', '2018-07-29 07:40:06', '<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nTough questions are being asked after a professional cyclist who does not suffer from asthma won this year\'s Tour de France.</strong>\r\n\r\nWelshman Geraint Thomas won the world\'s most grueling cycling event despite being entirely healthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCritics want to know how the Team Sky member could possibly have done so well without having at least one asthma attack while pedaling up an Alp.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s well-known you must have asthma in order to do well at this event.\r\n\r\n"<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">Previous winners Chris Froome</a> and Bradley Wiggins were classic sufferers from ill-health and were adept at taking entirely legal drugs to help them along.\r\n\r\n"Thomas\' victory raises serious questions about how he could have done so without being hampered by wheezing or sneezing attacks."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCycling fans say an athlete winning such a high-profile event using talent alone could bring the sport into serious disrepute.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk said: "His victory will always be tainted by rumours that he was clean. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Disturbing questions asked as cyclist without asthma wins Tour de France', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9272-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-29 07:40:06', '2018-07-29 07:40:06', '', 9272, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9272-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9275, 1, '2018-07-29 09:28:00', '2018-07-29 09:28:00', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg" alt="Geraint Thomas" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9273" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\n\nTough questions are being asked after a professional cyclist who does not suffer from asthma was still able to win this year\'s Tour de France.</strong>\n\nGeraint Thomas won the world\'s most grueling cycling event despite being entirely healthy.\n\n\n\nCritics want to know how the Team Sky member could possibly have done so well without having at least one asthma attack while pedaling up an Alp.\n\nCycling expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s well-known you must have asthma in order to do well at this event.\n\n"<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">Previous winners Chris Froome</a> and Bradley Wiggins were classic sufferers from ill-health and were adept at taking entirely legal drugs to help them along.\n\n"Thomas\' victory raises serious questions about how he could have done so without being hampered by wheezing or sneezing attacks."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nCycling fans say an athlete winning such a high-profile event using talent alone could bring the sport into serious disrepute.\n\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk said: "His victory will always be tainted by rumours that he was clean. It\'s a disgrace."\n\nThomas is the first Welsh man or woman to win the Tour de France \n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Disturbing questions asked as cyclist without asthma wins Tour de France', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9272-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-29 09:28:00', '2018-07-29 09:28:00', '', 9272, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9272-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9276, 1, '2018-07-29 07:42:12', '2018-07-29 07:42:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg" alt="Geraint Thomas" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9273" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nTough questions are being asked after a professional cyclist who does not suffer from asthma won this year\'s Tour de France.</strong>\r\n\r\nWelshman Geraint Thomas won the world\'s most grueling cycling event despite being entirely healthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCritics want to know how the Team Sky member could possibly have done so well without having at least one asthma attack while pedaling up an Alp.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s well-known you must have asthma in order to do well at this event.\r\n\r\n"<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">Previous winners Chris Froome</a> and Bradley Wiggins were classic sufferers from ill-health and were adept at taking entirely legal drugs to help them along.\r\n\r\n"Thomas\' victory raises serious questions about how he could have done so without being hampered by wheezing or sneezing attacks."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCycling fans say an athlete winning such a high-profile event using talent alone could bring the sport into serious disrepute.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk said: "His victory will always be tainted by rumours that he was clean. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Disturbing questions asked as cyclist without asthma wins Tour de France', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9272-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-29 07:42:12', '2018-07-29 07:42:12', '', 9272, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9272-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9279, 1, '2018-07-29 08:18:06', '2018-07-29 08:18:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg" alt="Geraint Thomas" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9273" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nTough questions are being asked after a professional cyclist who does not suffer from asthma was still able to win this year\'s Tour de France.</strong>\r\n\r\nWelshman Geraint Thomas won the world\'s most grueling cycling event despite being entirely healthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCritics want to know how the Team Sky member could possibly have done so well without having at least one asthma attack while pedaling up an Alp.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s well-known you must have asthma in order to do well at this event.\r\n\r\n"<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">Previous winners Chris Froome</a> and Bradley Wiggins were classic sufferers from ill-health and were adept at taking entirely legal drugs to help them along.\r\n\r\n"Thomas\' victory raises serious questions about how he could have done so without being hampered by wheezing or sneezing attacks."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCycling fans say an athlete winning such a high-profile event using talent alone could bring the sport into serious disrepute.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk said: "His victory will always be tainted by rumours that he was clean. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Disturbing questions asked as cyclist without asthma wins Tour de France', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9272-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-29 08:18:06', '2018-07-29 08:18:06', '', 9272, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9272-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9280, 1, '2018-07-29 08:20:09', '2018-07-29 08:20:09', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg" alt="Geraint Thomas" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9273" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nTough questions are being asked after a professional cyclist who does not suffer from asthma was still able to win this year\'s Tour de France.</strong>\r\n\r\nWelshman Geraint Thomas won the world\'s most grueling cycling event despite being entirely healthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCritics want to know how the Team Sky member could possibly have done so well without having at least one asthma attack while pedaling up an Alp.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s well-known you must have asthma in order to do well at this event.\r\n\r\n"<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">Previous winners Chris Froome</a> and Bradley Wiggins were classic sufferers from ill-health and were adept at taking entirely legal drugs to help them along.\r\n\r\n"Thomas\' victory raises serious questions about how he could have done so without being hampered by wheezing or sneezing attacks."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCycling fans say an athlete winning such a high-profile event using talent alone could bring the sport into serious disrepute.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk said: "His victory will always be tainted by rumours that he was clean. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Disturbing questions asked as cyclist without asthma wins Tour de France', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9272-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-29 08:20:09', '2018-07-29 08:20:09', '', 9272, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9272-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9281, 1, '2018-07-29 09:28:06', '2018-07-29 09:28:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/geraint-thomas.jpg" alt="Geraint Thomas" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9273" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nTough questions are being asked after a professional cyclist who does not suffer from asthma was still able to win this year\'s Tour de France.</strong>\r\n\r\nGeraint Thomas won the world\'s most grueling cycling event despite being entirely healthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCritics want to know how the Team Sky member could possibly have done so well without having at least one asthma attack while pedaling up an Alp.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s well-known you must have asthma in order to do well at this event.\r\n\r\n"<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">Previous winners Chris Froome</a> and Bradley Wiggins were classic sufferers from ill-health and were adept at taking entirely legal drugs to help them along.\r\n\r\n"Thomas\' victory raises serious questions about how he could have done so without being hampered by wheezing or sneezing attacks."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCycling fans say an athlete winning such a high-profile event using talent alone could bring the sport into serious disrepute.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 38, from Woodbridge in Suffolk said: "His victory will always be tainted by rumours that he was clean. It\'s a disgrace."\r\n\r\nThomas is the first Welsh man or woman to win the Tour de France. \r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Disturbing questions asked as cyclist without asthma wins Tour de France', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9272-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-29 09:28:06', '2018-07-29 09:28:06', '', 9272, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9272-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9283, 1, '2018-07-30 11:26:49', '2018-07-30 11:26:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/double-cheeseburger-524990_960_720.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/double-cheeseburger-524990_960_720.jpg" alt="" width="837" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9284" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman who got pregnant romping in a McDonalds restaurant has now given birth and been offered free Big Macs for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nStaff were delighted when she named her new-born son Ronald after the fast-food chain\'s cheery clown mascot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManagers were initially furious after spotting the amorous 27-year-old woman on CCTV cavorting with a mystery man under a table in a corner of the restaurant.\r\n\r\nThey identified her next time she came in for a Big Tasty, but agreed not to prosecute after hearing she had fallen pregnant.\r\n\r\nNow little Ronald has been born, weighing a bouncing eight pounds, 32 times heavier than a traditional quarter pounder.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who works at the McDonalds restaurant in the Ipswich area, said: "We\'ve offered her and Ronald free food for life.\r\n\r\n"To think he was no more than a twinkle in his mother\'s eye as she tucked into a Sausage & Egg McMuffin one minute, and the rest is history.\r\n\r\n"The boss wanted to prosecute when he saw the CCTV footage of her encounter.\r\n\r\n"Her face was put up above McFlurry dispenser and when she next came in three months later, he tackled her about her behaviour.\r\n\r\n"But then she revealed she was then pregnant. After promising she could only have conceived in the restaurant, the boss decided to make a positive out of it.\r\n\r\n"So she has been told she and little Ronald can eat for free whenever they want."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the restaurant is preparing to stage a publicity launch to show the mum and Ronald off to the world\'s media.\r\n\r\nPR expert Steve Walshe said: "Everyone loves a restaurant visit with a happy ending."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Woman who got pregnant in McDonalds given free food for life', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'pregnant-mcdonalds', '', '', '2018-07-30 11:29:14', '2018-07-30 11:29:14', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9283', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9285, 1, '2018-07-30 11:26:49', '2018-07-30 11:26:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/double-cheeseburger-524990_960_720.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/double-cheeseburger-524990_960_720.jpg" alt="" width="837" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9284" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman who got pregnant romping in a McDonalds restaurant has now given birth and been offered free Big Macs for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nStaff were delighted when she named her new-born son Ronald after the fast-food chain\'s clown mascot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManagers were initially furious after spotting the amorous 27-year-old woman on CCTV cavorting with a mystery man under a table in a corner of the restaurant.\r\n\r\nThey identified her next time she came in for a Big Tasty, but agreed not to prosecute after hearing she had fallen pregnant.\r\n\r\nNow little Ronald has been born, weighing a bouncing eight pounds, 32 times heavier than a traditional quarter pounder.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who works at the McDonalds restaurant in the Ipswich area, said: "We\'ve offered her and Ronald free food for life.\r\n\r\n"To think he was no more than a twinkle in his mother\'s eye as she tucked into a Sausage & Egg McMuffin one minute, and the rest is history.\r\n\r\n"The boss wanted to prosecute when he saw the CCTV footage of her encounter.\r\n\r\n"Her face was put up above McFlurry dispenser and when she next came in three months later, he tackled her about her behaviour.\r\n\r\n"But then she revealed she was then pregnant. After promising she could only have conceived in the restaurant, the boss decided to make a positive out of it.\r\n\r\n"So she has been told she and little Ronald can eat for free whenever they want."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the restaurant is preparing to stage a publicity launch to show the mum and Ronald off to the world\'s media.\r\n\r\nPR expert Steve Walshe said: "Everyone loves a restaurant visit with a happy ending."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Woman who got pregnant in McDonalds given free food for life', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9283-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-30 11:26:49', '2018-07-30 11:26:49', '', 9283, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9286, 1, '2018-07-30 11:29:10', '2018-07-30 11:29:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/double-cheeseburger-524990_960_720.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/double-cheeseburger-524990_960_720.jpg" alt="" width="837" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9284" /></a>\n\n<strong>A woman who got pregnant romping in a McDonalds restaurant has now given birth and been offered free Big Macs for life.</strong>\n\nStaff were delighted when she named her new-born son Ronald after the fast-food chain\'s cheery clown mascot.\n\n\n\nManagers were initially furious after spotting the amorous 27-year-old woman on CCTV cavorting with a mystery man under a table in a corner of the restaurant.\n\nThey identified her next time she came in for a Big Tasty, but agreed not to prosecute after hearing she had fallen pregnant.\n\nNow little Ronald has been born, weighing a bouncing eight pounds, 32 times heavier than a traditional quarter pounder.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who works at the McDonalds restaurant in the Ipswich area, said: "We\'ve offered her and Ronald free food for life.\n\n"To think he was no more than a twinkle in his mother\'s eye as she tucked into a Sausage & Egg McMuffin one minute, and the rest is history.\n\n"The boss wanted to prosecute when he saw the CCTV footage of her encounter.\n\n"Her face was put up above McFlurry dispenser and when she next came in three months later, he tackled her about her behaviour.\n\n"But then she revealed she was then pregnant. After promising she could only have conceived in the restaurant, the boss decided to make a positive out of it.\n\n"So she has been told she and little Ronald can eat for free whenever they want."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIt is believed the restaurant is preparing to stage a publicity launch to show the mum and Ronald off to the world\'s media.\n\nPR expert Steve Walshe said: "Everyone loves a restaurant visit with a happy ending."\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n', 'Woman who got pregnant in McDonalds given free food for life', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9283-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-30 11:29:10', '2018-07-30 11:29:10', '', 9283, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9283-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9287, 1, '2018-07-30 11:29:14', '2018-07-30 11:29:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/double-cheeseburger-524990_960_720.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/double-cheeseburger-524990_960_720.jpg" alt="" width="837" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9284" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A woman who got pregnant romping in a McDonalds restaurant has now given birth and been offered free Big Macs for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nStaff were delighted when she named her new-born son Ronald after the fast-food chain\'s cheery clown mascot.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManagers were initially furious after spotting the amorous 27-year-old woman on CCTV cavorting with a mystery man under a table in a corner of the restaurant.\r\n\r\nThey identified her next time she came in for a Big Tasty, but agreed not to prosecute after hearing she had fallen pregnant.\r\n\r\nNow little Ronald has been born, weighing a bouncing eight pounds, 32 times heavier than a traditional quarter pounder.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who works at the McDonalds restaurant in the Ipswich area, said: "We\'ve offered her and Ronald free food for life.\r\n\r\n"To think he was no more than a twinkle in his mother\'s eye as she tucked into a Sausage & Egg McMuffin one minute, and the rest is history.\r\n\r\n"The boss wanted to prosecute when he saw the CCTV footage of her encounter.\r\n\r\n"Her face was put up above McFlurry dispenser and when she next came in three months later, he tackled her about her behaviour.\r\n\r\n"But then she revealed she was then pregnant. After promising she could only have conceived in the restaurant, the boss decided to make a positive out of it.\r\n\r\n"So she has been told she and little Ronald can eat for free whenever they want."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the restaurant is preparing to stage a publicity launch to show the mum and Ronald off to the world\'s media.\r\n\r\nPR expert Steve Walshe said: "Everyone loves a restaurant visit with a happy ending."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Woman who got pregnant in McDonalds given free food for life', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9283-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-30 11:29:14', '2018-07-30 11:29:14', '', 9283, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9289, 1, '2018-07-31 07:56:07', '2018-07-31 07:56:07', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe winners of Norfolk Love Island were crowned live on ITV Anglia last night.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba and Windolene Spuckler beat off tough competition to win the controversial two-week reality television show.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBubba, who is Windolene\'s uncle, have lived together near Downham Market for nine years, and have eight children together.\r\n\r\nBut that did not stop them romping away with the prestigious Norfolk Love Island top prize of £10 and a year\'s free supply of turnips.\r\n\r\nCritics claim the show is meant to be a platform for singletons to meet a partner and fall in love to win the stunning prize.\r\n\r\nBut Anglia TV bosses in Norwich were unable to find enough single people who were not already in relationships within their family groups.\r\n\r\nNorfolk Love Island is filmed in a trailer on a little island in the middle of a village pond outside Long Stratton.\r\n\r\nEight people tried to hook up in order to win the affections of the viewing public.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt transpired those viewers were enthralled by the romantic antics of the Bubba, 52, and 29-year-old Windolene.\r\n\r\nHe wooed her with his banjo playing and she won over fans with her catchphrase: "<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">When I get randy, my extra finger comes in handy.</a>"\r\n\r\nTV expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "Norfolk Love Island is ITV Anglia\'s top-rated show and millions tuned in to see the contestants try to win the top prize.\r\n\r\n"Bubba and Windolene were worthy winners, not only by being entertaining and so in love but by representing everything that is good about Norfolk."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Bubba and Windolene win Norfolk Love Island show', '', 'draft', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-love-island', '', '', '2018-08-01 09:28:56', '2018-08-01 09:28:56', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9289', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9292, 1, '2018-07-31 07:56:07', '2018-07-31 07:56:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-love-island.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-love-island.png" alt="Norfolk Love Island winners" width="887" height="581" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9291" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe winners of Norfolk Love Island were crowned live on ITV Anglia last night.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba and Windolene Spuckler beat off tough competition to win the controversial two-week reality television show.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBubba, who is Windolene\'s uncle, have lived together near Downham Market for nine years, and have eight children together.\r\n\r\nBut that did not stop them romping away with the prestigious Norfolk Love Island top prize of £10 and a year\'s free supply of turnips.\r\n\r\nCritics claim the show is meant to be a platform for singletons to meet a partner and fall in love to win the stunning prize.\r\n\r\nBut Anglia TV bosses in Norwich were unable to find enough single people who were not already in relationships within their family groups.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nViewers were hooked on the antics of the Bubba, 52, and 29-year-old Windolene.\r\n\r\nHe wooed her with his banjo playing and she won over fans with her catchphrase: "<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">When I get randy, my extra finger comes in handy.</a>"\r\n\r\nTV expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "Norfolk Love Island is ITV Anglia\'s top-rated show and millions tuned in to see the contestants try to win the top prize.\r\n\r\n"Bubba and Windolene were worthy winners, not only by being entertaining and so in love but by representing everything that is good about Norfolk."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Bubba and Windolene win Norfolk Love Island show', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9289-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-31 07:56:07', '2018-07-31 07:56:07', '', 9289, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9289-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9293, 1, '2018-08-01 08:58:47', '2018-08-01 08:58:47', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nThe winners of Norfolk Love Island were crowned live on ITV Anglia last night.</strong>\n\nBubba and Windolene Spuckler beat off tough competition to win the controversial two-week reality television show.\n\n\n\nBubba, who is Windolene\'s uncle, have lived together near Downham Market for nine years, and have eight children together.\n\nBut that did not stop them romping away with the prestigious Norfolk Love Island top prize of £10 and a year\'s free supply of turnips.\n\nCritics claim the show is meant to be a platform for singletons to meet a partner and fall in love to win the stunning prize.\n\nBut Anglia TV bosses in Norwich were unable to find enough single people who were not already in relationships within their family groups.\n\nNorfolk Love Island is filmed in a trailer on a little island in the middle of a village pond outside Long Stratton.\n\nEight people tried to hook up in order to win the affections of the viewing public.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIt transpired those viewers were enthralled by the romantic antics of the Bubba, 52, and 29-year-old Windolene.\n\nHe wooed her with his banjo playing and she won over fans with her catchphrase: "<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">When I get randy, my extra finger comes in handy.</a>"\n\nTV expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "Norfolk Love Island is ITV Anglia\'s top-rated show and millions tuned in to see the contestants try to win the top prize.\n\n"Bubba and Windolene were worthy winners, not only by being entertaining and so in love but by representing everything that is good about Norfolk."\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Bubba and Windolene win Norfolk Love Island show', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9289-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-01 08:58:47', '2018-08-01 08:58:47', '', 9289, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9289-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9294, 1, '2018-07-31 07:59:49', '2018-07-31 07:59:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-love-island.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/norfolk-love-island.png" alt="Norfolk Love Island winners" width="887" height="581" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9291" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe winners of Norfolk Love Island were crowned live on ITV Anglia last night.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba and Windolene Spuckler beat off tough competition to win the controversial two-week reality television show.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBubba, who is Windolene\'s uncle, have lived together near Downham Market for nine years, and have eight children together.\r\n\r\nBut that did not stop them romping away with the prestigious Norfolk Love Island top prize of £10 and a year\'s free supply of turnips.\r\n\r\nCritics claim the show is meant to be a platform for singletons to meet a partner and fall in love to win the stunning prize.\r\n\r\nBut Anglia TV bosses in Norwich were unable to find enough single people who were not already in relationships within their family groups.\r\n\r\nNorfolk Love Island is filmed in a trailer on a little island in the middle of a village pond outside Long Stratton.\r\n\r\nEight people tried to hook up in order to win the affections of the viewing public.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt transpired those viewers were enthralled by the romantic antics of the Bubba, 52, and 29-year-old Windolene.\r\n\r\nHe wooed her with his banjo playing and she won over fans with her catchphrase: "<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">When I get randy, my extra finger comes in handy.</a>"\r\n\r\nTV expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "Norfolk Love Island is ITV Anglia\'s top-rated show and millions tuned in to see the contestants try to win the top prize.\r\n\r\n"Bubba and Windolene were worthy winners, not only by being entertaining and so in love but by representing everything that is good about Norfolk."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Bubba and Windolene win Norfolk Love Island show', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9289-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-07-31 07:59:49', '2018-07-31 07:59:49', '', 9289, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9289-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9296, 1, '2018-08-01 09:01:39', '2018-08-01 09:01:39', '<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe winners of Norfolk Love Island were crowned live on ITV Anglia last night.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba and Windolene Spuckler beat off tough competition to win the controversial two-week reality television show.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBubba, who is Windolene\'s uncle, have lived together near Downham Market for nine years, and have eight children together.\r\n\r\nBut that did not stop them romping away with the prestigious Norfolk Love Island top prize of £10 and a year\'s free supply of turnips.\r\n\r\nCritics claim the show is meant to be a platform for singletons to meet a partner and fall in love to win the stunning prize.\r\n\r\nBut Anglia TV bosses in Norwich were unable to find enough single people who were not already in relationships within their family groups.\r\n\r\nNorfolk Love Island is filmed in a trailer on a little island in the middle of a village pond outside Long Stratton.\r\n\r\nEight people tried to hook up in order to win the affections of the viewing public.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt transpired those viewers were enthralled by the romantic antics of the Bubba, 52, and 29-year-old Windolene.\r\n\r\nHe wooed her with his banjo playing and she won over fans with her catchphrase: "<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/when-she-gets-randy-her-extra-finger-comes-in-handy/">When I get randy, my extra finger comes in handy.</a>"\r\n\r\nTV expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "Norfolk Love Island is ITV Anglia\'s top-rated show and millions tuned in to see the contestants try to win the top prize.\r\n\r\n"Bubba and Windolene were worthy winners, not only by being entertaining and so in love but by representing everything that is good about Norfolk."\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Bubba and Windolene win Norfolk Love Island show', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9289-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-01 09:01:39', '2018-08-01 09:01:39', '', 9289, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9289-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9297, 1, '2018-08-01 19:32:55', '2018-08-01 19:32:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg" alt="ITFC ground" width="500" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Our Football Staff\n\nFierce East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town and Norwich City are in shock talks to merge and form a new giant of English football.</strong>\n\nIpswich\'s secretive owner Marcus Evans and Norwich supremo Delia Smith have ratified the plans.\n\n\n\nAnd the Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Norwich chairman Ed Balls has agreed to Town\'s clever suggestion of a fair compromise over the new super-sized club\'s name.\n\nThey will take the \'wich\' from Norwich, and the \'Ips\' from Ipswich to create a brand new team called \'Ipswich\'.\n\nAnd Mr Balls has also agreed the new team should play at the bigger stadium, meaning it will be based in Ipswich, which has a 30,300 capacity and a substantial trophy cabinet.\n\nA spokesman for Norwich said: "We\'d like to thank our friends in Ipswich for working with us on this deal, which makes financial sense because we will also merge finances, therefore wiping out the huge debt currently facing Ipswich Town. I am sure our supporters will be delighted."\n\nBut Canary fan Bubba Spuckler, who is a season ticket holder at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "Hang on a minute - Ed Balls seems to have agreed to Norwich City being wiped off the face of the earth, and Ipswich remaining but now with no debt. That can\'t be right?"\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIpswich fans were more buoyant. Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It will finally confirm that Ipswich is the only club in East Anglia worth bothering about. However, I will miss the derby matches against Norwich."\n\nThe two sides play each other in the Championship at Portman Road in September, a game that could now end up being the last ever between the two clubs.\n \n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'East Anglian rivals Ipswich and Norwich to merge', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4346-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-01 19:32:55', '2018-08-01 19:32:55', '', 4346, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4346-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9298, 1, '2018-08-01 19:33:43', '2018-08-01 19:33:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg" alt="ITFC ground" width="500" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nFierce East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town and Norwich City are in shock talks to merge and form a new giant of English football.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s secretive owner Marcus Evans and Norwich supremo Delia Smith have ratified the plans.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Norwich chairman Ed Balls has agreed to Town\'s clever suggestion of a fair compromise over the new super-sized club\'s name.\r\n\r\nThey will take the \'wich\' from Norwich, and the \'Ips\' from Ipswich to create a brand new team called \'Ipswich\'.\r\n\r\nAnd Mr Balls has also agreed the new team should play at the bigger stadium, meaning it will be based in Ipswich, which has a 30,300 capacity and a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/neolithic-norwich-trophy/">substantial trophy cabinet</a>.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norwich said: "We\'d like to thank our friends in Ipswich for working with us on this deal, which makes financial sense because we will also merge finances, therefore wiping out the huge debt currently facing Ipswich Town. I am sure our supporters will be delighted."\r\n\r\nBut Canary fan Bubba Spuckler, who is a season ticket holder at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "Hang on a minute - Ed Balls seems to have agreed to Norwich City being wiped off the face of the earth, and Ipswich remaining but now with no debt. That can\'t be right?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich fans were more buoyant. Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It will finally confirm that Ipswich is the only club in East Anglia worth bothering about. However, I will miss the derby matches against Norwich."\r\n\r\nThe two sides play each other in the Championship at Portman Road in September, a game that could now end up being the last ever between the two clubs.\r\n \r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'East Anglian rivals Ipswich and Norwich to merge', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4346-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-01 19:33:43', '2018-08-01 19:33:43', '', 4346, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4346-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9299, 1, '2018-08-01 19:34:44', '2018-08-01 19:34:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Ipswich-town-stadium-e1439889426542.jpg" alt="ITFC ground" width="500" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nFierce East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town and Norwich City are in shock talks to merge and form a new giant of English football.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich\'s secretive owner Marcus Evans and Norwich supremo Delia Smith have ratified the plans.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the Suffolk Gazette can reveal that Norwich chairman Ed Balls has agreed to Town\'s clever suggestion of a fair compromise over the new super-sized club\'s name.\r\n\r\nThey will take the \'wich\' from Norwich, and the \'Ips\' from Ipswich to create a brand new team called \'Ipswich\'.\r\n\r\nAnd Mr Balls has also agreed the new team should play at the bigger stadium, meaning it will be based in Ipswich, which has a 30,300 capacity and a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/neolithic-norwich-trophy/">substantial trophy cabinet</a>.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Norwich said: "We\'d like to thank our friends in Ipswich for working with us on this deal, which makes financial sense because we will also merge finances, therefore wiping out the huge debt currently facing Ipswich Town. I am sure our supporters will be delighted."\r\n\r\nBut Canary fan Bubba Spuckler, who is a season ticket holder at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "Hang on a minute - Ed Balls seems to have agreed to Norwich City being wiped off the face of the earth, and Ipswich remaining but now with no debt. That can\'t be right?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich fans were more buoyant. Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It will finally confirm that Ipswich is the only club in East Anglia worth bothering about. However, I will miss the derby matches against Norwich."\r\n\r\nThe two sides play each other in the Championship at Portman Road in September, a game that could now end up being the last ever between the two clubs.\r\n \r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'East Anglian rivals Ipswich and Norwich to merge', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4346-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-01 19:34:44', '2018-08-01 19:34:44', '', 4346, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4346-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9301, 1, '2018-08-02 18:07:25', '2018-08-02 18:07:25', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk village idiot has been fined for repeatedly sitting on a garden wall, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLarry Twerp had been sitting on the stone wall in front of a house in Little Brimmer for 15 years.\r\n\r\nBut the new owners took exception to him being there, scaring their cat in the process.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe kept hopping back up to enjoy watching the passers-by and the traffic, much to the annoyance of householder Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n"My husband and I moved up from London two weeks ago and can not abide this filthy oik sitting on our wall.\r\n\r\n"He should go and sit on his own wall, or better still in front of a bus."\r\n\r\nShe called <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?s=suffolk+police">Suffolk Police</a>, who reluctantly told the village idiot that the wall was private property and he should get off.\r\n\r\nWhen he refused, he was arrested and appeared before Ipswich magistrates yesterday charged with causing a nuisance.\r\n\r\nWearing a smock, hat and with a piece of barley hanging out his mouth, the 57-year-old pleaded guilty and was fined £25.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes just a few years after the posh seaside resort of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">Aldeburgh advertised for its own village idiot</a> to entertain posh visitors so they had funny tales to tell when they returned to their Islington dinner parties.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Village idiot fined for sitting on garden wall', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'village-idiot-fined-for-sitting-on-garden-wall', '', '', '2018-08-02 18:07:25', '2018-08-02 18:07:25', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9301', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9302, 1, '2018-08-02 18:07:25', '2018-08-02 18:07:25', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk village idiot has been fined for repeatedly sitting on a garden wall, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nLarry Twerp had been sitting on the stone wall in front of a house in Little Brimmer for 15 years.\r\n\r\nBut the new owners took exception to him being there, scaring their cat in the process.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe kept hopping back up to enjoy watching the passers-by and the traffic, much to the annoyance of householder Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n"My husband and I moved up from London two weeks ago and can not abide this filthy oik sitting on our wall.\r\n\r\n"He should go and sit on his own wall, or better still in front of a bus."\r\n\r\nShe called <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?s=suffolk+police">Suffolk Police</a>, who reluctantly told the village idiot that the wall was private property and he should get off.\r\n\r\nWhen he refused, he was arrested and appeared before Ipswich magistrates yesterday charged with causing a nuisance.\r\n\r\nWearing a smock, hat and with a piece of barley hanging out his mouth, the 57-year-old pleaded guilty and was fined £25.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes just a few years after the posh seaside resort of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">Aldeburgh advertised for its own village idiot</a> to entertain posh visitors so they had funny tales to tell when they returned to their Islington dinner parties.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Village idiot fined for sitting on garden wall', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9301-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-02 18:07:25', '2018-08-02 18:07:25', '', 9301, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9301-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9303, 1, '2018-08-03 09:12:59', '2018-08-03 09:12:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ogle-bogle.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ogle-bogle.jpg" alt="Ipswich Town ogle bogle" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9304" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>In an unusual turn of events, the Suffolk Gazette reports this genuine news story because it\'s an excuse for a great headline.</strong>\r\n\r\nIt emerged today that Ipswich Town boss Paul Hurst is eyeing a loan move for Cardiff City striker Omar Bogle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd so that simply leads to the headline: "Ipswich Town ogle Bogle."\r\n\r\nWe\'ll never have the chance to write that one again, so you\'ll just have to indulge us.\r\n\r\nIf you want to read a proper news outlet reporting these facts, <a href="https://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/34107/town-linked-with-bogle-loan-approach">you can do so here</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Ipswich Town ogle Bogle', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-town-ogle-bogle', '', '', '2018-08-03 09:29:28', '2018-08-03 09:29:28', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9303', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9305, 1, '2018-08-03 09:12:59', '2018-08-03 09:12:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ogle-bogle.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ogle-bogle.jpg" alt="Ipswich Town ogle bogle" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9304" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>In an unusual turn of events, the Suffolk Gazette reports this genuine news story because it\'s an excuse for a great headline.</strong>\r\n\r\nIt emerged today that Ipswich boss Paul Hurst wants to sign Cardiff City striker Omar Bogle on loan.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd so that simply leads to the headline: "Ipswich Town ogle Bogle."\r\n\r\nWe\'ll never have the chance to write that one again, so you\'ll just have to indulge us.\r\n\r\nIf you want to read a proper news outlet reporting these facts, <a href="https://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/34107/town-linked-with-bogle-loan-approach">you can do so here</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Ipswich Town ogle Bogle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9303-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-03 09:12:59', '2018-08-03 09:12:59', '', 9303, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9306, 1, '2018-08-03 09:28:53', '2018-08-03 09:28:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ogle-bogle.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ogle-bogle.jpg" alt="Ipswich Town ogle bogle" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9304" /></a>\n\n<strong>In an unusual turn of events, the Suffolk Gazette reports this genuine news story because it\'s an excuse for a great headline.</strong>\n\nIt emerged today that Ipswich Town boss Paul Hurst is eyeing wants to sign Cardiff City striker Omar Bogle on loan.\n\n\n\nAnd so that simply leads to the headline: "Ipswich Town ogle Bogle."\n\nWe\'ll never have the chance to write that one again, so you\'ll just have to indulge us.\n\nIf you want to read a proper news outlet reporting these facts, <a href="https://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/34107/town-linked-with-bogle-loan-approach">you can do so here</a>.\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n', 'Ipswich Town ogle Bogle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9303-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-03 09:28:53', '2018-08-03 09:28:53', '', 9303, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9303-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9307, 1, '2018-08-03 09:29:28', '2018-08-03 09:29:28', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ogle-bogle.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ogle-bogle.jpg" alt="Ipswich Town ogle bogle" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9304" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>In an unusual turn of events, the Suffolk Gazette reports this genuine news story because it\'s an excuse for a great headline.</strong>\r\n\r\nIt emerged today that Ipswich Town boss Paul Hurst is eyeing a loan move for Cardiff City striker Omar Bogle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd so that simply leads to the headline: "Ipswich Town ogle Bogle."\r\n\r\nWe\'ll never have the chance to write that one again, so you\'ll just have to indulge us.\r\n\r\nIf you want to read a proper news outlet reporting these facts, <a href="https://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/34107/town-linked-with-bogle-loan-approach">you can do so here</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Ipswich Town ogle Bogle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9303-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-03 09:29:28', '2018-08-03 09:29:28', '', 9303, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9309, 1, '2018-08-04 09:59:05', '2018-08-04 09:59:05', '<strong>By Our Football Staff\n\nIpswich Town are already above East Anglian rivals Norwich City in the league, the Suffolk Gazette can confirm.</strong>\n\nThe Tractor boys sit in a respectable 13th position, a full three places above the struggling Canaries.\n\n\n\nWhat makes Town\'s start to the season even more impressive is that Norwich, who were relegated from the Premiership last season, have kept most of their Fancy Dan squad together while Ipswich continue to operate on a shoestring.\n\nYou can see the full early-season table below. The league may be tight, but they do say the table never lies. It is surprising, however, to see Barnsley doing so well.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/CE5E0BA5-96E0-4C24-800A-D64C4427A78E-e1533376468929.jpeg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/CE5E0BA5-96E0-4C24-800A-D64C4427A78E-e1533376468929.jpeg" alt="" width="500" height="889" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9308" /></a>\n\nA football expert said: "Norwich fans assumed they would run away with the Championship this season, but it turns out Ipswich are above them already. This is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-town-long-service-award/">Ipswich\'s 17th consecutive season in this division</a>, so they have been a model of consistency.\n\n"Ipswich fans are delighted by this, and point out that promotion or relegation is far too stressful anyway."\n\n\n\nMeanwhile, Norwich owner Delia Smith is desperate for the club to get back to the Premiership before it faces financial ruin.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town above Norwich City in the league', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4230-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-04 09:59:05', '2018-08-04 09:59:05', '', 4230, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4230-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9310, 1, '2018-08-04 09:56:11', '2018-08-04 09:56:11', '<strong>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nIpswich Town are already above East Anglian rivals Norwich City in the league, the Suffolk Gazette can confirm.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Tractor boys sit in a respectable 13th position, a full three places above the struggling Canaries.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhat makes Town\'s start to the season even more impressive is that Norwich, who were relegated from the Premiership last season, have kept most of their Fancy Dan squad together while Ipswich continue to operate on a shoestring.\r\n\r\nYou can see the full early-season table below. The league may be tight, but they do say the table never lies. It is surprising, however, to see Barnsley doing so well.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/CE5E0BA5-96E0-4C24-800A-D64C4427A78E-e1533376468929.jpeg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/CE5E0BA5-96E0-4C24-800A-D64C4427A78E-e1533376468929.jpeg" alt="" width="500" height="889" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9308" /></a>\r\n\r\nA football expert said: "Norwich fans assumed they would run away with the Championship this season, but it turns out Ipswich are above them already. This is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-town-long-service-award/">Ipswich\'s 15th consecutive season in this division</a>, so they have been a model of consistency.\r\n\r\n"Ipswich fans are delighted by this, and point out that promotion or relegation is far too stressful anyway."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich owner Delia Smith is desperate for the club to get back to the Premiership before it faces financial ruin.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town above Norwich City in the league', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4230-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-04 09:56:11', '2018-08-04 09:56:11', '', 4230, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4230-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9316, 1, '2018-08-05 14:48:46', '2018-08-05 14:48:46', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aldeburgh-magaluf.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aldeburgh-magaluf.jpg" alt="" width="396" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9313" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Peter Grimes, Aldeburgh Reporter\r\n\r\nAldeburgh, the posh Suffolk seaside town, is to be twinned with Magaluf in recognition of both resorts\' similarities.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk coastal retreat, favourite among the county\'s wealthy and thousands of London second-home owners, will now take on some of its new twin-town\'s features.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nArriving this summer will be inflatable banana boat riding on the North Sea, 20 kebab shops, a Lineker\'s Bar pub, and a new high-rise hotel.\r\n\r\nFollowing on next year will be a tattoo parlor and a new mega-nightclub named Shagaluf.\r\n\r\nThese new attractions will sit nicely alongside the Edwardian facades of genteel hotels, the historic Moot Hall and the famous quiet beach in Aldeburgh, which only gets noisy when the town hosts an open-air opera.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aldeburgh-1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aldeburgh-1.jpg" alt="aldeburgh" width="640" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9314" /></a><center><em>Magaluf: flesh hotspot</em></center>\r\n\r\nAldeburgh town councillor Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is great news for the town. Aldeburgh attracts a quite unique type of visitor, and we scoured Europe high and low for a suitable twin town so we could enjoy sharing traditions and fellowship.\r\n\r\n"Magaluf in Majorca was the spitting image of everything we do so well here. We can\'t wait to see the benefit."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/magaluf.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/magaluf.jpg" alt="Magaluf" width="800" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9315" /></a><em><center>Aldeburgh: genteel Suffolk seaside resort</em></center>\r\n\r\nSome locals have suggested the inflatable banana boat rides would be unpopular because the North Sea is so cold compared with the Med.\r\n\r\nBut the council insists tourists will be so boozed up they won\'t notice. It is studying plans to demolish the famous lifeboat station in order to redevelop it as a high-rise hotel.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRoad signs into Aldeburgh, which recently <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/aldeburgh-home-tattoo/">banned a dad from the town for having a tattoo</a>, are already showing off the new relationship.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aldeburgh.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aldeburgh.jpg" alt="aldeburgh" width="400" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-633" /></a><center><i>Sign of the times</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Shock as Aldeburgh twinned with Magaluf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '632-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-05 14:48:46', '2018-08-05 14:48:46', '', 632, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/632-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9318, 1, '2018-08-07 08:18:04', '2018-08-07 08:18:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The centuries-old tradition of village idiots will see a massive revival after Britain finally leaves the EU, the Government has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFor decades village idiot numbers have dwindled after EU meddling made much of their role illegal.\r\n\r\nBut now Theresa May and her Brexit team have confirmed the EU has bowed to pressure and taken village idiot laws off the negotiation table.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnce a favourite of every village in East Anglia, particularly in Suffolk and Norfolk, village idiots entertained locals and visitors alike.\r\n\r\nHowever, in 1981 the EU banned sitting on garden walls on health and safety grounds, which greatly reduced the village idiot habitat.\r\n\r\nThen <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/straw-sucking/">EU bureaucrats banned the practice of straw sucking</a>, insisting individuals could be damaged by chemicals.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came in 1987 when liberal-minded EU laws made it illegal to throw fruit at the local village idiot.\r\n\r\nNumbers have fallen ever since, and now they can only be seen in around a dozen villages in Suffolk, including Peasenhall, Laxfield and Kersey.\r\n\r\nHowever, with those draconian rules relaxed once Brexit is enforced, becoming a village idiot will be an attractive proposition once more.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/one-village-idiot.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/one-village-idiot.jpg" alt="village idiots brexit" width="720" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9319" /></a><em><center>What a Twerp: idiot Larry</em></center>\r\n\r\nVillage idiot Larry Twerp, <em>pictured above</em>, who was recently fined for sitting on a garden wall, welcomed the news.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the old village system and as such has a vital role to play in he modern rural society.\r\n\r\n"Because there is a very real need for someone who really anyone can look down upon and ridicule.\r\n\r\n"And this is the role that I and members of my family have performed in this village for 400 years.\r\n\r\n"The idiot really does provide a vital psycho-social service for this community."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nVillage idiots survive by receiving handouts from generous locals.\r\n\r\nThey also attract tourists, keen to spot a village idiot in action, especially since they have become so rare.\r\n\r\nHowever, second-home owners from Liberal areas of London not only voted against Brexit, they also hate village idiots.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who took Larry Twerp to court for sitting repeatedly on her garden wall in Little Brimmer, said: "At first they\'re quite endearing.\r\n\r\n"But you soon tire of their oohing and aaring. And they smell.\r\n\r\n"There will suddenly be hundreds of them after Brexit. Theresa May should never have allowed it."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a><em><center>Delighted: Kersey village idiot Bruce Smear</em></center>\r\n\r\nEnterprising village idiot Bruce Smear, 63, from Kersey in Suffolk, said he now had plans to open a new village idiot finishing school.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Falling off walls and behaving in silly ways takes years of practice. It\'s not for everybody, but we can make a village idiot of you yet."\r\n\r\nThe relaxation of anti-village idiot laws makes it unlikely that Aldeburgh, the posh Suffolk seaside town, will continue <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">hiring its own village idiot</a> because others will arrive naturally.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brexit boom for village idiots', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'brexit-village-idiots', '', '', '2018-08-07 08:23:06', '2018-08-07 08:23:06', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9318', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9321, 1, '2018-08-07 08:18:04', '2018-08-07 08:18:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The centuries-old tradition of village idiots will see a massive revival after Britain finally leaves the EU, the Government has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFor decades village idiot numbers have fallen after EU meddling made much of their role illegal.\r\n\r\nBut now Theresa May and her Brexit team have confirmed the EU has bowed to pressure and taken village idiot laws off the negotiation table.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnce a favourite of every village in East Anglia, particularly in Suffolk and Norfolk, village idiots entertained locals and visitors alike.\r\n\r\nHowever, in 1981 the EU banned sitting on garden walls on health and safety grounds, which greatly reduced the village idiot habitat.\r\n\r\nThen <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/straw-sucking/">EU bureaucrats banned the practice of straw sucking</a>, insisting individuals could be damaged by chemicals.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came in 1987 when liberal-minded EU laws made it illegal to throw fruit at the local village idiot.\r\n\r\nNumbers have dwindled ever since, and now they can only be seen in around a dozen villages in Suffolk, including Peasenhall, Laxfield and Kersey.\r\n\r\nHowever, with those draconian rules relaxed once Brexit is enforced, becoming a village idiot will be an attractive proposition once more.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/one-village-idiot.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/one-village-idiot.jpg" alt="village idiots brexit" width="720" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9319" /></a><em><center>What a Twerp: idiot Larry</em></center>\r\n\r\nVillage idiot Larry Twerp, <em>pictured above</em>, who was recently fined for sitting on a garden wall, welcomed the news.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the old village system and as such has a vital role to play in he modern rural society.\r\n\r\n"Because there is very real need for someone who really anyone can look down upon and ridicule.\r\n\r\n"And this is the role that I and members of my family have performed in this village for 400 years.\r\n\r\n"The idiot really does provide a vital psycho-social service for this community."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nVillage idiots survive by receiving handouts from generous locals.\r\n\r\nThey also attract tourists, keen to spot a village idiot in action, especially since they have become so rare.\r\n\r\nHowever, second-home owners from Liberal areas of London not only voted against Brexit, they also hate village idiots.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who took Larry Twerp to court for sitting repeatedly on her garden wall in Little Brimmer, said: "At first they\'re quite endearing.\r\n\r\n"But you soon tire of their oohing and aaring. And they smell.\r\n\r\n"There will suddenly be hundreds of them after Brexit. Theresa May should never have allowed it."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a><em><center>Delighted: Peasenhall village idiot Bruce Smear</em></center>\r\n\r\nEnterprising village idiot Bruce Smear, 63, from Kersey in Suffolk, said he now had plans for a new village idiot finishing school.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Falling off walls and behaving in silly ways takes years of practice. It\'s not for everybody, but we\'ll make a village idiot of you yet."\r\n\r\nThe relaxation of anti-village idiot laws makes it unlikely that Aldeburgh, the posh Suffolk seaside town, will continue <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">hiring its own village idiot</a> because others will arrive naturally.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brexit boom for village idiots', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9318-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-07 08:18:04', '2018-08-07 08:18:04', '', 9318, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9318-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9322, 1, '2018-08-07 08:22:16', '2018-08-07 08:22:16', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a>\n\n<strong>The centuries-old tradition of village idiots will see a massive revival after Britain finally leaves the EU, the Government has confirmed.</strong>\n\nFor decades village idiot numbers have dwindled after EU meddling made much of their role illegal.\n\nBut now Theresa May and her Brexit team have confirmed the EU has bowed to pressure and taken village idiot laws off the negotiation table.\n\n\n\nOnce a favourite of every village in East Anglia, particularly in Suffolk and Norfolk, village idiots entertained locals and visitors alike.\n\nHowever, in 1981 the EU banned sitting on garden walls on health and safety grounds, which greatly reduced the village idiot habitat.\n\nThen <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/straw-sucking/">EU bureaucrats banned the practice of straw sucking</a>, insisting individuals could be damaged by chemicals.\n\nThe final straw came in 1987 when liberal-minded EU laws made it illegal to throw fruit at the local village idiot.\n\nNumbers have fallen ever since, and now they can only be seen in around a dozen villages in Suffolk, including Peasenhall, Laxfield and Kersey.\n\nHowever, with those draconian rules relaxed once Brexit is enforced, becoming a village idiot will be an attractive proposition once more.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/one-village-idiot.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/one-village-idiot.jpg" alt="village idiots brexit" width="720" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9319" /></a><em><center>What a Twerp: idiot Larry</em></center>\n\nVillage idiot Larry Twerp, <em>pictured above</em>, who was recently fined for sitting on a garden wall, welcomed the news.\n\nHe said: "I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the old village system and as such has a vital role to play in he modern rural society.\n\n"Because there is a very real need for someone who really anyone can look down upon and ridicule.\n\n"And this is the role that I and members of my family have performed in this village for 400 years.\n\n"The idiot really does provide a vital psycho-social service for this community."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nVillage idiots survive by receiving handouts from generous locals.\n\nThey also attract tourists, keen to spot a village idiot in action, especially since they have become so rare.\n\nHowever, second-home owners from Liberal areas of London not only voted against Brexit, they also hate village idiots.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who took Larry Twerp to court for sitting repeatedly on her garden wall in Little Brimmer, said: "At first they\'re quite endearing.\n\n"But you soon tire of their oohing and aaring. And they smell.\n\n"There will suddenly be hundreds of them after Brexit. Theresa May should never have allowed it."\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a><em><center>Delighted: Kersey village idiot Bruce Smear</em></center>\n\nEnterprising village idiot Bruce Smear, 63, from Kersey in Suffolk, said he now had plans for a new village idiot finishing school.\n\nHe said: "Falling off walls and behaving in silly ways takes years of practice. It\'s not for everybody, but we\'ll make a village idiot of you yet."\n\nThe relaxation of anti-village idiot laws makes it unlikely that Aldeburgh, the posh Suffolk seaside town, will continue <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">hiring its own village idiot</a> because others will arrive naturally.\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brexit boom for village idiots', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9318-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-07 08:22:16', '2018-08-07 08:22:16', '', 9318, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9318-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9323, 1, '2018-08-07 08:23:06', '2018-08-07 08:23:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-cleese-village-idiot.png" alt="village idiot" width="500" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3560" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The centuries-old tradition of village idiots will see a massive revival after Britain finally leaves the EU, the Government has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFor decades village idiot numbers have dwindled after EU meddling made much of their role illegal.\r\n\r\nBut now Theresa May and her Brexit team have confirmed the EU has bowed to pressure and taken village idiot laws off the negotiation table.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnce a favourite of every village in East Anglia, particularly in Suffolk and Norfolk, village idiots entertained locals and visitors alike.\r\n\r\nHowever, in 1981 the EU banned sitting on garden walls on health and safety grounds, which greatly reduced the village idiot habitat.\r\n\r\nThen <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/straw-sucking/">EU bureaucrats banned the practice of straw sucking</a>, insisting individuals could be damaged by chemicals.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came in 1987 when liberal-minded EU laws made it illegal to throw fruit at the local village idiot.\r\n\r\nNumbers have fallen ever since, and now they can only be seen in around a dozen villages in Suffolk, including Peasenhall, Laxfield and Kersey.\r\n\r\nHowever, with those draconian rules relaxed once Brexit is enforced, becoming a village idiot will be an attractive proposition once more.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/one-village-idiot.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/one-village-idiot.jpg" alt="village idiots brexit" width="720" height="540" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9319" /></a><em><center>What a Twerp: idiot Larry</em></center>\r\n\r\nVillage idiot Larry Twerp, <em>pictured above</em>, who was recently fined for sitting on a garden wall, welcomed the news.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the old village system and as such has a vital role to play in he modern rural society.\r\n\r\n"Because there is a very real need for someone who really anyone can look down upon and ridicule.\r\n\r\n"And this is the role that I and members of my family have performed in this village for 400 years.\r\n\r\n"The idiot really does provide a vital psycho-social service for this community."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nVillage idiots survive by receiving handouts from generous locals.\r\n\r\nThey also attract tourists, keen to spot a village idiot in action, especially since they have become so rare.\r\n\r\nHowever, second-home owners from Liberal areas of London not only voted against Brexit, they also hate village idiots.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who took Larry Twerp to court for sitting repeatedly on her garden wall in Little Brimmer, said: "At first they\'re quite endearing.\r\n\r\n"But you soon tire of their oohing and aaring. And they smell.\r\n\r\n"There will suddenly be hundreds of them after Brexit. Theresa May should never have allowed it."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a><em><center>Delighted: Kersey village idiot Bruce Smear</em></center>\r\n\r\nEnterprising village idiot Bruce Smear, 63, from Kersey in Suffolk, said he now had plans to open a new village idiot finishing school.\r\n\r\nHe said: "Falling off walls and behaving in silly ways takes years of practice. It\'s not for everybody, but we can make a village idiot of you yet."\r\n\r\nThe relaxation of anti-village idiot laws makes it unlikely that Aldeburgh, the posh Suffolk seaside town, will continue <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">hiring its own village idiot</a> because others will arrive naturally.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Brexit boom for village idiots', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9318-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-08-07 08:23:06', '2018-08-07 08:23:06', '', 9318, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9318-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
