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<p><strong>After comedian Volodymyr Zelensky won the Ukraine Presidential election, Frankie Boyle is now expected to run for Prime Minister of Great Britain, it has emerged.</strong></p>
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<p>Mr Boyle, a 46-year-old Scottish man, is expected to win widespread support from an electorate used to voting comedians into Downing Street.</p>
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<p>A friend of Mr Boyle said: "He is preparing his manifesto right now. It mainly involves calling English people posh c*nts and taking the p*ss out of everybody else.</p>
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<p>"But after really quite laughable leadership from the present and previous Governments, all of whom have been taking the p*ss for years, Frankie will be welcomed by the nation with open arms."</p>
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<p>It is thought that once Mr Boyle wins the election, he will insist on meeting the Queen in Scotland to officially form his Government, rather than at Buckingham Palace.</p>
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<p>"Our election campaign slogan will be Frankie Goes to Holyrood," the friend said.</p>
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<p>Meanwhile, in the Ukraine, the world is hoping comedian Zelensky has a serious solution for dealing with important affairs of state, not least what to do with Russia.</p>
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