PM warns if we vote to leave there may be no Christmas presents this year '
As Santa and the tooth fairy have a toy and £1 distributing deal with the EC,
And there may not be time to get an agreement in place as we will be at the back of the queue,
But luckily the Chinese have stepped in as they have lots of toys available 
but will not be able to ship until the new year
So Christmas may have to coincide with the Chinese new year Saturday 28th January 2017. The year of the Red fire (or maybe fried) Chicken
So you wouldn't need to put you sprouts on until the 28th of December
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AUTHOR: JOHN COLEMAN
AUTHOR EMAIL: jmcoleman@tiscali.co.uk
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    [1_Name] =&gt; JOHN COLEMAN
    [2_Email] =&gt; jmcoleman@tiscali.co.uk
    [3_Comment] =&gt; PM warns if we vote to leave there may be no Christmas presents this year '
As Santa and the tooth fairy have a toy and £1 distributing deal with the EC,
And there may not be time to get an agreement in place as we will be at the back of the queue,
But luckily the Chinese have stepped in as they have lots of toys available 
but will not be able to ship until the new year
So Christmas may have to coincide with the Chinese new year Saturday 28th January 2017. The year of the Red fire (or maybe fried) Chicken
So you wouldn't need to put you sprouts on until the 28th of December
)
