Maybe a story here for you. My friend in Norfolk who hates holiday chavs posted this on Facebook today. Maybe a story re-work for you here. He posted a pic of Wayne and Waynetta slob.

RSPB NewsFlash! Spokesman Ron Pinkfoot-Goose confirms that migratory Beanies have been seen in Wells for the first time in 2016. "At roughly 1435 today we heard the first calls of the Beanie which is a cross between a smokers cough and loud shouts which sound similar to "packitinyoulittlebleeder"! The Beanies have started to leave their winter grazing in Poundland and we expect a great deal more to arrive in the area which is rich in fish and chip shops; the natural source of food for the Beanie". More in the News at 6.
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RSPB NewsFlash! Spokesman Ron Pinkfoot-Goose confirms that migratory Beanies have been seen in Wells for the first time in 2016. "At roughly 1435 today we heard the first calls of the Beanie which is a cross between a smokers cough and loud shouts which sound similar to "packitinyoulittlebleeder"! The Beanies have started to leave their winter grazing in Poundland and we expect a great deal more to arrive in the area which is rich in fish and chip shops; the natural source of food for the Beanie". More in the News at 6.
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