INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3193, 1, '2016-03-23 14:34:26', '2016-03-23 14:34:26', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Edmund King\r\n\r\n***NEWSFLASH***\r\nPoll results\r\n\r\nShould Cambs be booted out of East Anglia?\r\nYes, of course 31.3%\r\nYes, and Norfolk 27.1%\r\nNo, I like flat things 41.6%\r\n\r\nSo there you have it. Cheerio, Cambridgeshire!\r\n\r\n*************************************\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Norfolk have formed an unlikely alliance to get Cambridgeshire booted out of East Anglia.</b>\r\n\r\nThe annoying, flat county has enjoyed the benefits of quaint East Anglian status for far too long - without actually bringing anything to the party itself.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nApart from Cambridge, which is a nice little city, the rest of the county is only useful for driving through in order to get to important places like the Midlands or Oop North.\r\n\r\nThe rest of Cambridgeshire is a barren wasteland full of weird people and dykes, as well as other drainage solutions for the Fens.\r\n\r\nNot even a couple of cathedrals - one in Ely and another in Peterborough (and let\'s not get started about Peterborough) - can justify it being a parasite which feeds off the success of the real East Anglians who attract tourism and wealth.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/138743849?et=JiDurnoAQWNYJ0qv2ZS32g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8GkXmmeEtcibhS4LFX9_6Hl9mZXpFyftEy7tSZjNOBE=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/138743849" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Barren nights: Cambridgeshire in all its glory</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:530px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:61.509434% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/570139129?et=gE09YEdMSCJ5OHcLG12_BA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_HPuyGQI0JTx2rAsy4tyl2ATPwwPzJSLJLEvU_t42tc=" width="530" height="326" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/570139129" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Rural charm: traditional East Anglian scene in Lavenham, Suffolk</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the great and the good from Suffolk and Norfolk, traditional enemies on so many issues, have teamed up to strike Cambridgeshire from East Anglia altogether.\r\n\r\nThe region was originally formed of only these two counties - originally called North and South Folk of the Kingdom of East Angles, but the big-eared flatlanders joined in when pesky princess Etheldreda of the Isle of Ely got wed around the year 650.\r\n\r\nEver since the swamplands of Cambridgeshire have been drained to make it more bearable - and in turn Cambridgeshire has drained the life from East Anglia, a place of beautiful countryside, coastline, breweries, a fine football team (in Ipswich, obviously) and the place listed as a number one destination by visitors from around Britain and beyond. \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newly formed Anglia Against Cambridgeshire Coalition, which consists of county council chiefs, MPs, tourism and business leaders, said: "We don\'t mind parts of North Essex being in East Anglia because it is picturesque, but Cambridgeshire brings us nothing.\r\n\r\n"We\'d be better off flooding it, providing a pretty natural boundary to East Anglia from the rest of the country."\r\n\r\nNobody from Cambridgeshire was available for comment today, but you can have your say by voting in our exclusive poll below...\r\n\r\n[yop_poll id="5"]\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3194, 0, '2016-03-24 08:23:39', '2016-03-24 08:23:39', 'Good morning team!!!\r\nI know this is a long shot but a very close friend of mine is going through a really tough time. He loves the Suffolk Gazette, even though he\'s a Scouser and had to have a geography lesson to point out your location, he\'s now all over it like a rash!\r\nAnyway, he loves and to be quite fair, has a look of, Stan Laurel!\r\nI know it\'s a bit random but if you could somehow cobble a story together to incorporate Stan Laurel, a fez and Sons of the Desert, there\'s a drink in it for you. \r\nSounds like bribery that!! It isn\'t at all.\r\nNope, it\'s all lies it is. \r\nCheers and I hope you can do something.\r\nCarole.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Carole\nAUTHOR EMAIL: c.fairhursr@ymail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 79.70.252.192\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Carole \n    [2_Email] =&gt; c.fairhursr@ymail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Good morning team!!!\r\nI know this is a long shot but a very close friend of mine is going through a really tough time. He loves the Suffolk Gazette, even though he\'s a Scouser and had to have a geography lesson to point out your location, he\'s now all over it like a rash!\r\nAnyway, he loves and to be quite fair, has a look of, Stan Laurel!\r\nI know it\'s a bit random but if you could somehow cobble a story together to incorporate Stan Laurel, a fez and Sons of the Desert, there\'s a drink in it for you. \r\nSounds like bribery that!! It isn\'t at all.\r\nNope, it\'s all lies it is. \r\nCheers and I hope you can do something.\r\nCarole. \n)\n', 'Carole - 2016-03-24 08:23:39', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '44f7096fa6e06e7dc105ac6765b5d17f', '', '', '2016-03-24 08:23:39', '2016-03-24 08:23:39', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3194', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3195, 1, '2016-03-24 16:27:19', '2016-03-24 16:27:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3197"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3197" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" alt="easter-bunny" width="622" height="391" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor</strong>\n\n<strong>A robber wore an Easter Bunny disguise to hold up an off licence before hopping it from police, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\n\nCops came within a whisker of catching the "rabbit" when he stopped to pose for photographs after his heist at the All Boozed Up store near the town\'s waterfront.\n\n\n\nThe robber had legged it with £120 in cash and a bottle of vodka, before heading to Christchurch Park where he stopped to pose for photographs for a group of school children.\n\nHe was last seen running towards Westerfield Road before disappearing in the warren of side streets.\n\nPolice have no idea why the robber chose a topical Easter Bunny disguise. "A rabbit does not normally drink vodka, and if he needed cash he could have burrowed it."\n\nOfficers believe he has now gone underground, and want anyone who has seen a six-foot man with big pointy ears, a receding hareline and a fluffy tail to contact them immediately.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMeanwhile, a Suffolk bishop has said churchgoers should <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-chocolate-bishop/">eat more chocolate</a>, as it is the real meaning of Easter.\n\nAnd a teacher has been suspended after telling young children in her class that you get <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/easter-bunny-microwave/">hot cross buns</a> by putting rabbits in a microwave.\n\n[AdSense-C]', '\'Easter Bunny\' robs Suffolk off licence', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'easter-bunny-robs-off-licence', '', '', '2019-04-18 14:52:47', '2019-04-18 14:52:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3195', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3196, 1, '2016-03-24 16:03:24', '2016-03-24 16:03:24', '<b>EGGLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA robber disguised as the Easter Bunny held up an off licence before hopping it from police, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nCops came within a whisker of catching the "rabbit" when he stopped to pose for photographs after his heist at the All Boozed Up store near the town\'s waterfront.\r\n\r\nBut the robber legged it with £120 in cash and a bottle of vodka, and was last seen heading towards Christchurch Park.\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Easter Bunny robber holds up off licence', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3195-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-24 16:03:24', '2016-03-24 16:03:24', '', 3195, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3198, 1, '2016-03-24 16:26:13', '2016-03-24 16:26:13', '<b>EGGLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA robber wore an Easter Bunny disguise to hold up an off licence before hopping it from police, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nCops came within a whisker of catching the "rabbit" when he stopped to pose for photographs after his heist at the All Boozed Up store near the town\'s waterfront.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe robber had legged it with £120 in cash and a bottle of vodka, before heading to Christchurch Park where he stopped to pose for this photograph for a group of school children.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3197"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" alt="easter-bunny" width="622" height="391" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3197" /></a><i>Rabbit raider poses in park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was last seen running towards Westerfield Road before disappearing in the warren of side streets.\r\n\r\nPolice have no idea why the robber chose an Easter Bunny disguise. "A rabbit does not normally drink vodka, and if he needed cash he could have burrowed it."\r\n\r\nOfficers want anyone who has seen a six-foot man with big pointy ears, a receding hareline and a fluffy tail to contact them immediately. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Easter Bunny\' robs off licence', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3195-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-24 16:26:13', '2016-03-24 16:26:13', '', 3195, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3200, 1, '2016-03-24 16:27:50', '2016-03-24 16:27:50', '<b>EGGSCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA robber wore an Easter Bunny disguise to hold up an off licence before hopping it from police, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nCops came within a whisker of catching the "rabbit" when he stopped to pose for photographs after his heist at the All Boozed Up store near the town\'s waterfront.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe robber had legged it with £120 in cash and a bottle of vodka, before heading to Christchurch Park where he stopped to pose for this photograph for a group of school children.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3197"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" alt="easter-bunny" width="622" height="391" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3197" /></a><i>Rabbit raider poses in park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was last seen running towards Westerfield Road before disappearing in the warren of side streets.\r\n\r\nPolice have no idea why the robber chose a topical Easter Bunny disguise. "A rabbit does not normally drink vodka, and if he needed cash he could have burrowed it."\r\n\r\nOfficers want anyone who has seen a six-foot man with big pointy ears, a receding hareline and a fluffy tail to contact them immediately. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Easter Bunny\' robs off licence', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3195-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-24 16:27:50', '2016-03-24 16:27:50', '', 3195, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3201, 1, '2016-03-24 16:36:09', '2016-03-24 16:36:09', '<b>EGGSCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA robber wore an Easter Bunny disguise to hold up an off licence before hopping it from police, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nCops came within a whisker of catching the "rabbit" when he stopped to pose for photographs after his heist at the All Boozed Up store near the town\'s waterfront.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe robber had legged it with £120 in cash and a bottle of vodka, before heading to Christchurch Park where he stopped to pose for photographs for a group of school children.\r\n\r\nHe was last seen running towards Westerfield Road before disappearing in the warren of side streets.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3197"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" alt="easter-bunny" width="622" height="391" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3197" /></a><i>Rabbit raider posed for photos in park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice have no idea why the robber chose a topical Easter Bunny disguise. "A rabbit does not normally drink vodka, and if he needed cash he could have burrowed it."\r\n\r\nOfficers want anyone who has seen a six-foot man with big pointy ears, a receding hareline and a fluffy tail to contact them immediately. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Easter Bunny\' robs off licence', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3195-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-24 16:36:09', '2016-03-24 16:36:09', '', 3195, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3202, 1, '2016-03-24 16:37:57', '2016-03-24 16:37:57', '<b>EGGSCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA robber wore an Easter Bunny disguise to hold up an off licence before hopping it from police, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nCops came within a whisker of catching the "rabbit" when he stopped to pose for photographs after his heist at the All Boozed Up store near the town\'s waterfront.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe robber had legged it with £120 in cash and a bottle of vodka, before heading to Christchurch Park where he stopped to pose for photographs for a group of school children.\r\n\r\nHe was last seen running towards Westerfield Road before disappearing in the warren of side streets.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3197"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" alt="easter-bunny" width="622" height="391" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3197" /></a><i>Rabbit raider posed for photos in park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice have no idea why the robber chose a topical Easter Bunny disguise. "A rabbit does not normally drink vodka, and if he needed cash he could have burrowed it."\r\n\r\nOfficers want anyone who has seen a six-foot man with big pointy ears, a receding hareline and a fluffy tail to contact them immediately. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Easter Bunny\' robs Suffolk off licence', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3195-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-24 16:37:57', '2016-03-24 16:37:57', '', 3195, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3204, 1, '2016-03-24 16:39:23', '2016-03-24 16:39:23', '<b>EGGSCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA robber wore an Easter Bunny disguise to hold up an off licence before hopping it from police, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nCops came within a whisker of catching the "rabbit" when he stopped to pose for photographs after his heist at the All Boozed Up store near the town\'s waterfront.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe robber had legged it with £120 in cash and a bottle of vodka, before heading to Christchurch Park where he stopped to pose for photographs for a group of school children.\r\n\r\nHe was last seen running towards Westerfield Road before disappearing in the warren of side streets.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3197"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny.jpg" alt="easter-bunny" width="622" height="391" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3197" /></a><i>Rabbit raider posed for photos in park</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPolice have no idea why the robber chose a topical Easter Bunny disguise. "A rabbit does not normally drink vodka, and if he needed cash he could have burrowed it."\r\n\r\nOfficers believe he has now gone underground, and want anyone who has seen a six-foot man with big pointy ears, a receding hareline and a fluffy tail to contact them immediately. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Easter Bunny\' robs Suffolk off licence', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3195-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-24 16:39:23', '2016-03-24 16:39:23', '', 3195, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3206, 1, '2016-03-25 18:19:44', '2016-03-25 18:19:44', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police fear a serial killer is on the loose after discovering 129 bodies in a village graveyard.</b>\r\n\r\nThe grim find was made in St Wayne and Gary Church in Elmswell, and detectives fear more bodies may turn up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the mass killer followed a sadistic pattern by putting out the bodies in neat rows - then leaving a stone to mark where each one lay.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to say how many of the victims died, as they appear to have been dead for a long time.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg" alt="bodies-in-cemetery" width="550" height="368" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-436" /></a></center><center><i>Grim: crime scene in Suffolk graveyard</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAt a special press conference planned for later today, Detective Chief Superintendent Noah Cloose will warn all Suffolk residents to stay indoors until the killer is caught.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "We\'re dealing with the worst serial killer in the county\'s history. There are already 129 bodies and we expect to find more.\r\n\r\n"We were called to St Wayne and Gary Church when a passerby noticed a man acting suspiciously in the graveyard. He was said to be laying flowers by one of the stones - a classic serial killer habit of returning to the scene of a crime.\r\n\r\n"We currently have no idea who this man is, but we will put every possible resource into finding him."\r\n\r\nHe is said to be about five feet six inches tall, with grey, thinning hair, and using a walking stick. He was said to be carrying a copy of the Daily Telegraph.\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss was devastated by the discovery. He said: "It\'s normally dead in here on Sunday mornings when I give my sermon, but I didn\'t expect it to be so bad outside."\r\n\r\nOne local neighbour, who asked not to be named, said: "This is awful. Nothing like this has ever happened around here before. I have not seen my great-grandparents for a few years, and must now wonder if they are victims of this madman."\r\n\r\nSadly, Suffolk Police will not be able to use its force Apache gunship helicopter to help track down the killer, as it has been mothballed after <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">accidentally blowing up a vicarage</a> in nearby Needham Market.\r\n\r\nHowever, they do now have a fleet of 1970s Ford Cortinas to call on.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police find bodies in cemetery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '435-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-25 18:19:44', '2016-03-25 18:19:44', '', 435, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/435-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3207, 1, '2016-03-25 18:20:39', '2016-03-25 18:20:39', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police fear a serial killer is on the loose after discovering 129 bodies in a village graveyard.</b>\r\n\r\nThe grim find was made in St Wayne and Gary Church in Elmswell, and detectives fear more bodies may turn up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the mass killer followed a sadistic pattern by putting out the bodies in neat rows - then leaving a stone to mark where each one lay.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to say how many of the victims died, as they appear to have been dead for a long time.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg" alt="bodies-in-cemetery" width="550" height="368" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-436" /></a></center><center><i>Grim: crime scene in Suffolk graveyard</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAt a special press conference planned for later today, Detective Chief Superintendent Noah Cloose will warn all Suffolk residents to stay indoors until the killer is caught.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "We\'re dealing with the worst serial killer in the county\'s history. There are already 129 bodies and we expect to find more.\r\n\r\n"We were called to St Wayne and Gary Church when a passerby noticed a man acting suspiciously in the graveyard. He was said to be laying flowers by one of the stones - a classic serial killer habit of returning to the scene of a crime.\r\n\r\n"We currently have no idea who this man is, but we will put every possible resource into finding him."\r\n\r\nHe is said to be about five feet six inches tall, with grey, thinning hair, and using a walking stick. He was said to be carrying a copy of the Daily Telegraph.\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss was devastated by the discovery. He said: "It\'s normally dead in here on Sunday mornings when I give my sermon, but I didn\'t expect it to be so bad outside."\r\n\r\nOne local neighbour, who asked not to be named, said: "This is awful. Nothing like this has ever happened around here before. I have not seen my great-grandparents for a few years, and must now wonder if they are victims of this madman."\r\n\r\nSadly, Suffolk Police will not be able to use its force Apache gunship helicopter to help track down the killer, as it has been mothballed after <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">accidentally blowing up a vicarage</a> in nearby Needham Market.\r\n\r\nHowever, they do now have a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">fleet of 1970s Ford Cortina squad cars</a> to call on.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police find bodies in cemetery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '435-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-25 18:20:39', '2016-03-25 18:20:39', '', 435, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/435-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3208, 1, '2016-03-25 18:21:51', '2016-03-25 18:21:51', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police fear a serial killer is on the loose after discovering 129 bodies in a village graveyard.</b>\r\n\r\nThe grim find was made in St Wayne and Gary Church in Elmswell, and detectives fear more bodies may turn up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the mass killer followed a sadistic pattern by putting out the bodies in neat rows - then leaving a stone to mark where each one lay.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to say how many of the victims died, as they appear to have been dead for a long time.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bodies-in-cemetery-e1439890049280.jpg" alt="bodies-in-cemetery" width="550" height="368" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-436" /></a></center><center><i>Grim: crime scene in Suffolk graveyard</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAt a special press conference planned for later today, Detective Chief Superintendent Noah Cloose will warn all Suffolk residents to stay indoors until the killer is caught.\r\n\r\nA force insider said: "We\'re dealing with the worst serial killer in the county\'s history. There are already 129 bodies and we expect to find more.\r\n\r\n"We were called to St Wayne and Gary Church when a passerby noticed a man acting suspiciously in the graveyard. He was said to be laying flowers by one of the stones - a classic serial killer habit of returning to the scene of a crime.\r\n\r\n"We currently have no idea who this man is, but we will put every possible resource into finding him."\r\n\r\n<b>Walking stick</b>\r\n\r\nHe is said to be about five feet six inches tall, with grey, thinning hair, and using a walking stick. He was said to be carrying a copy of the Daily Telegraph.\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss was devastated by the discovery. He said: "It\'s normally dead in here on Sunday mornings when I give my sermon, but I didn\'t expect it to be so bad outside."\r\n\r\nOne local neighbour, who asked not to be named, said: "This is awful. Nothing like this has ever happened around here before. I have not seen my great-grandparents for a few years, and must now wonder if they are victims of this madman."\r\n\r\nSadly, Suffolk Police will not be able to use its force Apache gunship helicopter to help track down the killer, as it has been mothballed after <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">accidentally blowing up a vicarage</a> in nearby Needham Market.\r\n\r\nHowever, they do now have a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">fleet of 1970s Ford Cortina squad cars</a> to call on.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police find bodies in cemetery', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '435-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-25 18:21:51', '2016-03-25 18:21:51', '', 435, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/435-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3219, 1, '2016-03-26 10:43:23', '2016-03-26 10:43:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="960" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>With Easter upon us, it is time to get down to the essentials, like checking on the folding garden chairs. You don\'t want to leave it until there is a heatwave to find that they are no longer up to the job.</b>\r\n\r\nJust open your shed door and push the Costco bulk-buy toilet rolls and half-used tins of paint out of the way.\r\n\r\nTake the chairs into a sunny spot and wipe the cobwebs and mouse-droppings off, and carefully unfold.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDo they still take your weight, together with a pint of Aspall\'s cider and a family bag of cheesy Doritos?\r\n\r\nIf they creak a little, it may be time to chuck them over the neighbour\'s fence and get yourself down to Argos for some new ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stuck-in-chair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3221"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stuck-in-chair.jpg" alt="man stuck in chair" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3221" /></a><i>Don\'t leave garden chair maintenance to chance</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy hyacinths are coming along well and are even higher since yesterday. If yours are drooping, take some chopsticks from the kitchen drawer and some bag clips and stake them to take the weight from their stems.\r\n\r\nWith the snowdrops going over and the daffodils bowing their golden heads, my lady garden can look forward to a bit of hardening off and pricking out.\r\n\r\nTo get the best out of your garden, keep reading my tips in The Suffolk Gazette and whether you are a beginner or a green-fingered old hand, we will make the most of manure and get to the root of your problems. Happy Easter.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Time to check those garden chairs', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'garden-chairs', '', '', '2016-03-27 09:15:31', '2016-03-27 09:15:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3219', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3220, 1, '2016-03-26 10:23:51', '2016-03-26 10:23:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="960" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a>\r\n\r\n<b>With Easter upon us, it is time to get down to the essentials, like checking on the folding garden chairs. You don\'t want to leave it until there is a heatwave to find that they are no longer up to the job.</b>\r\n\r\nJust open your shed door and push the Costco bulk-buy toilet rolls and half-used tins of paint out of the way.\r\n\r\nTake the chairs into a sunny spot and wipe the cobwebs and mouse-droppings off, and carefully unfold.\r\n\r\nDo they still take your weight, together with a pint of Aspall\'s cider and a family bag of cheesy Doritos?\r\n\r\nIf they creak a little, it may be time to chuck them over the neighbour\'s fence and get yourself down to Argos for some new ones.\r\n\r\nMy hyacinths are coming along well and are even higher since yesterday. If yours are drooping, take some chopsticks from the kitchen drawer and some bag clips and stake them to take the weight from their stems.\r\n\r\nWith the snowdrops going over and the daffodils bowing their golden heads, my lady garden can look forward to a bit of hardening off and pricking out.\r\n\r\nTo get the best out of your garden, keep reading my tips in The Suffolk Gazette and whether you are a beginner or a green-fingered old hand, we will make the most of manure and get to the root of your problems. Happy Easter.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3219-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-26 10:23:51', '2016-03-26 10:23:51', '', 3219, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3219-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3222, 1, '2016-03-26 10:43:23', '2016-03-26 10:43:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="960" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>With Easter upon us, it is time to get down to the essentials, like checking on the folding garden chairs. You don\'t want to leave it until there is a heatwave to find that they are no longer up to the job.</b>\r\n\r\nJust open your shed door and push the Costco bulk-buy toilet rolls and half-used tins of paint out of the way.\r\n\r\nTake the chairs into a sunny spot and wipe the cobwebs and mouse-droppings off, and carefully unfold.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDo they still take your weight, together with a pint of Aspall\'s cider and a family bag of cheesy Doritos?\r\n\r\nIf they creak a little, it may be time to chuck them over the neighbour\'s fence and get yourself down to Argos for some new ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stuck-in-chair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3221"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stuck-in-chair.jpg" alt="man stuck in chair" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3221" /></a><i>Don\'t leave your garden chair maintenance to chance</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy hyacinths are coming along well and are even higher since yesterday. If yours are drooping, take some chopsticks from the kitchen drawer and some bag clips and stake them to take the weight from their stems.\r\n\r\nWith the snowdrops going over and the daffodils bowing their golden heads, my lady garden can look forward to a bit of hardening off and pricking out.\r\n\r\nTo get the best out of your garden, keep reading my tips in The Suffolk Gazette and whether you are a beginner or a green-fingered old hand, we will make the most of manure and get to the root of your problems. Happy Easter.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Time to check those garden chairs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3219-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-26 10:43:23', '2016-03-26 10:43:23', '', 3219, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3219-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3224, 1, '2016-03-26 10:58:58', '2016-03-26 10:58:58', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="960" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\n\n<b>With Easter upon us, it is time to get down to the essentials, like checking on the folding garden chairs. You don\'t want to leave it until there is a heatwave to find that they are no longer up to the job.</b>\n\nJust open your shed door and push the Costco bulk-buy toilet rolls and half-used tins of paint out of the way.\n\nTake the chairs into a sunny spot and wipe the cobwebs and mouse-droppings off, and carefully unfold.\n\n\n\nDo they still take your weight, together with a pint of Aspall\'s cider and a family bag of cheesy Doritos?\n\nIf they creak a little, it may be time to chuck them over the neighbour\'s fence and get yourself down to Argos for some new ones.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stuck-in-chair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3221"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stuck-in-chair.jpg" alt="man stuck in chair" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3221" /></a><i>Don\'t leave garden chair maintenance to chance</center></i><br><br>\n\nMy hyacinths are coming along well and are even higher since yesterday. If yours are drooping, take some chopsticks from the kitchen drawer and some bag clips and stake them to take the weight from their stems.\n\nWith the snowdrops going over and the daffodils bowing their golden heads, my lady garden can look forward to a bit of hardening off and pricking out.\n\nTo get the best out of your garden, keep reading my tips in The Suffolk Gazette and whether you are a beginner or a green-fingered old hand, we will make the most of manure and get to the root of your problems. Happy Easter.\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Time to check those garden chairs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3219-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-03-26 10:58:58', '2016-03-26 10:58:58', '', 3219, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3219-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3225, 1, '2016-03-26 10:59:00', '2016-03-26 10:59:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="960" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>With Easter upon us, it is time to get down to the essentials, like checking on the folding garden chairs. You don\'t want to leave it until there is a heatwave to find that they are no longer up to the job.</b>\r\n\r\nJust open your shed door and push the Costco bulk-buy toilet rolls and half-used tins of paint out of the way.\r\n\r\nTake the chairs into a sunny spot and wipe the cobwebs and mouse-droppings off, and carefully unfold.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDo they still take your weight, together with a pint of Aspall\'s cider and a family bag of cheesy Doritos?\r\n\r\nIf they creak a little, it may be time to chuck them over the neighbour\'s fence and get yourself down to Argos for some new ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stuck-in-chair.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3221"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stuck-in-chair.jpg" alt="man stuck in chair" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3221" /></a><i>Don\'t leave garden chair maintenance to chance</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy hyacinths are coming along well and are even higher since yesterday. If yours are drooping, take some chopsticks from the kitchen drawer and some bag clips and stake them to take the weight from their stems.\r\n\r\nWith the snowdrops going over and the daffodils bowing their golden heads, my lady garden can look forward to a bit of hardening off and pricking out.\r\n\r\nTo get the best out of your garden, keep reading my tips in The Suffolk Gazette and whether you are a beginner or a green-fingered old hand, we will make the most of manure and get to the root of your problems. Happy Easter.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Time to check those garden chairs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3219-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-26 10:59:00', '2016-03-26 10:59:00', '', 3219, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3219-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3226, 0, '2016-03-26 14:23:46', '2016-03-26 14:23:46', 'Hi, great job, but is it deliberate we can\'t comment on the stories now?\r\nAnita Bush gardening and a few others don\'t have the comment options that we used to have.\r\nBest wishes\r\nNick ( aka Anita Bush, Rudolph Hucker and others)\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Nick\nAUTHOR EMAIL: nick.rainsley@agrovista.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 213.122.230.153\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Nick\n    [2_Email] =&gt; nick.rainsley@agrovista.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi, great job, but is it deliberate we can\'t comment on the stories now?\r\nAnita Bush gardening and a few others don\'t have the comment options that we used to have.\r\nBest wishes\r\nNick ( aka Anita Bush, Rudolph Hucker and others)\n)\n', 'Nick - 2016-03-26 14:23:46', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5c4c240312b6976be9585a83802850a3', '', '', '2016-03-26 14:23:46', '2016-03-26 14:23:46', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3226', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3227, 1, '2016-03-27 09:13:58', '2016-03-27 09:13:58', '<B>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA randy old goat has been removed from a Suffolk farm park after trying to get jiggy with animals of all shapes and sizes.</b>\r\n\r\nMums and young children looked on in horror as the frisky male had a go at a donkey before running across a field to mount a chicken.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs children cried, thinking the animals were being attacked, staff tried to catch the randy old goat to stop him causing further misery and embarrassment.\r\n\r\nBut they were unable to grab hold of him, and he continued sexually interfering with anything on four legs, including a spaniel with arthritis and a llama.\r\n\r\nEventually police were called to Weston Farm Park, near Saxmundham, and four officers managed to trap him as he prepared to have his wicked way with a startled cow.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "We can confirm that a 73-year-old man from Leiston was arrested and is currently being held in police custody."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Randy old goat runs amok at farm park', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'randy-old-goat', '', '', '2016-03-28 09:04:11', '2016-03-28 09:04:11', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3227', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3229, 1, '2016-03-27 09:13:58', '2016-03-27 09:13:58', '<B>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA randy old goat has been removed from a Suffolk farm park after trying to get jiggy with animals of all shapes and sizes.</b>\r\n\r\nMums and young children looked on in horror as the frisky male had a go at a donkey before running across a field to mount a chicken.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs children cried, thinking the animals were being attacked, staff tried to catch the randy old goat to stop him causing further misery and embarrassment.\r\n\r\nBut they were unable to grab hold of him, and he continued sexually interfering with anything on four legs, including a spaniel with arthritis and a llama.\r\n\r\nEventually police were called to Weston Farm Park, near Saxmundham, and four officers managed to trap him as he prepared to have his wicked way with a startled cow.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "We can confirm that a 73-year-old man from Leiston was arrested and is currently being held in police custody."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Randy old goat runs amok at farm park', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3227-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-27 09:13:58', '2016-03-27 09:13:58', '', 3227, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3227-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3234, 1, '2016-03-28 09:03:31', '2016-03-28 09:03:31', '<b>By Seymour Paige, Education Editor\r\n\r\nMost under-tens in Suffolk do not know the meaning of Easter Monday, a shocking new report reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe children, in both state and private schools, had an abysmal knowledge of religion whilst having an encyclopedic fund of facts about video games.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA variety of projects by the pupils said Easter Monday was the day Jesus sprang to life after being killed by zombies, then rolled a giant chocolate egg away from the entrance of a cave and ran out in a cape to fight "the baddies".\r\n\r\nThey thought he then got on a skateboard and whizzed into Ipswich to see if Asda was open. He was trying to buy a ready-meal Last Supper for his 12 superheroes, including Saint Sonic and Saint SpongeBob SquarePants. Then he flew to Alton Towers to avoid traffic jams and got home to watch a Carry On film with his grandad and eat lamb kebabs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-monday-e1459155198719.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3235"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-monday-e1459155198719.jpg" alt="easter-monday" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3235" /></a><i>This pupil\'s explanation of Easter Monday dismayed teachers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe findings, pulled together in the report by the county eduction department, have shocked local churches, who will now join forces with Suffolk County Council to try to improve the children\'s religious knowledge.\r\n\r\n"Even the older children thought the Liturgy was a form of the squits caused by eating too much chocolate," said a council spokesman.\r\n\r\n"They thought Passover was something to do with rugby and the Ascension was what soldiers did when they were shouted at. They reckoned fasting was what Mario did in his kart and penance were what you hung out of the car window when Ipswich Town were playing.\r\n\r\n"We knew that religion takes a lesser place in society than it used to, but these children are lacking in general knowledge because they spend all their time playing games on their iPads. This is something that needs to be urgently addressed."\r\n\r\nLocal vicar Evan Elpuss added: "Perhaps we should invent a religious-themed video game to capture their imaginations?"\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Children know nothing about Easter Monday', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'easter-monday', '', '', '2016-03-29 08:16:48', '2016-03-29 08:16:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3234', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3236, 1, '2016-03-28 09:02:52', '2016-03-28 09:02:52', '<b>By Seymour Paige, Education Editor\r\n\r\nMost under-tens in Suffolk do not know the meaning of Easter Monday, a shocking new report reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nThe children, in both state and private schools, had an abysmal knowledge of religion whilst having an encyclopedic fund of facts about video games.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA variety of projects by the pupils said Easter Monday was the day Jesus sprang to life after being killed by zombies, then rolled a giant chocolate egg away from the entrance of a cave and ran out in a cape to fight "the baddies".\r\n\r\nThey thought he then got on a skateboard and whizzed into Ipswich to see if Asda was open. He was trying to buy a ready-meal Last Supper for his 12 superheroes, including Saint Sonic and Saint SpongeBob SquarePants. Then he flew to Alton Towers to avoid traffic jams and got home to watch a Carry On film with his grandad and eat lamb kebabs.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-monday-e1459155198719.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3235"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-monday-e1459155198719.jpg" alt="easter-monday" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3235" /></a><i>This pupil\'s explanation of Easter Monday dismayed teachers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe findings, pulled together in the report by the county eduction department, have shocked local churches, who will now join forces with Suffolk County Council to try to improve the children\'s religious knowledge.\r\n\r\n"Even the older children thought the Liturgy was a form of the squits caused by eating too much chocolate," said a council spokesman.\r\n\r\n"They thought Passover was something to do with rugby and the Ascension was what soldiers did when they were shouted at. They reckoned fasting was what Mario did in his kart and penance were what you hung out of the car window when Ipswich Town were playing.\r\n\r\n"We knew that religion takes a lesser place in society than it used to, but these children are lacking in general knowledge because they spend all their time playing games on their iPads. This is something that needs to be urgently addressed."\r\n\r\nLocal vicar Evan Elpuss added: "Perhaps we should invent a religious-themed video game to capture their imaginations?"\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Children know nothing about Easter Monday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3234-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-28 09:02:52', '2016-03-28 09:02:52', '', 3234, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3234-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3237, 1, '2016-03-29 08:16:10', '2016-03-29 08:16:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe world-famous Hay Festival, which attracts writers and book lovers from around the globe, is moving from Wales to Suffolk with a brand new theme.</b>\r\n\r\nAuthors, film-makers and comedians have packed Hay-on-Wye\'s pubs and historic bookshops since the event began 27 years ago. It attracted the world\'s greatest writers and children\'s authors in its hay-day and was described by ex-USA President Bill Clinton as "the Woodstock of the mind".\r\n\r\nBut with printed books in decline, the number of visitors has dwindled, and bookshops, hotels and restaurants have suffered.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow The Hay Festival is to get a new lease of life in agricultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"We will have displays of hay in all forms... round, oblong and in great mounds of animal fodder," said the new festival director, Nigel Forage.\r\n\r\n"There will be an exhibition on the history of silage-making, a lecture on the difference between straw and hay and an actual cow eating hay. And we will have a roll-in-the-hay area for the more adventurous. We hope to attract visitors from around the world and deliver something for hay-lovers everywhere."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-festival-e1459239327215.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3242"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-festival-e1459239327215.jpg" alt="Hay Festival" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3242" /></a><i>Hay there: Lots of lovely hay being collected by a John Deere tractor</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Hay Festival will be staged at Trinity Park, Ipswich in May and will feature a state-of-the-art Adnams Tent providing beer and Red Poll beef sandwiches and hay-flavoured crisps made especially for the event by Bildeston potato farmer Maurice Piper.\r\n\r\n<i>* Earlybird tickets are available from all Suffolk pubs from this week. They are priced at 20p or 10p for pensioners and children. You can also buy a special Ticket-And-Beer package exclusively from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/">Suffolk Gazette website</a> for £150.</i>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous Hay Festival switches to Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'hay-festival', '', '', '2016-03-29 11:11:53', '2016-03-29 11:11:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3237', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3239, 1, '2016-03-29 08:11:03', '2016-03-29 08:11:03', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe world-famous Hay Festival, which attracts writers and book lovers from around the globe, is moving from Wales to Suffolk with a brand new theme.\r\n\r\nAuthors, film-makers and comedians have packed Hay-on-Wye\'s pubs and historic bookshops since the event began 27 years ago. It attracted the world\'s greatest writers and children\'s authors in its hay-day and was described by ex-USA President Bill Clinton as "the Woodstock of the mind".\r\n\r\nBut with printed books in decline, the number of visitors has dwindled, and bookshops, hotels and restaurants have suffered.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow The Hay Festival is to get a new lease of life in agricultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"We will have displays of hay in all forms... round, oblong and in great mounds of animal fodder," said the new festival director, Nigel Forage.\r\n\r\n"There will be an exhibition on the history of silage-making, a lecture on the difference between straw and hay and an actual cow eating hay. And we will have a roll-in-the-hay area for the more adventurous. We hope to attract visitors from around the world and deliver something for hay-lovers everywhere."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-bale-e1459238867746.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3238"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-bale-e1459238867746.jpg" alt="hay bales" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3238" /></a><i>Hay there: Lots of lovely hay being collected by a John Deere tractor</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Hay Festival will be staged at Trinity Park, Ipswich in May and will feature a state-of-the-art Adnams Tent providing beer and Red Poll beef sandwiches and hay-flavoured crisps made especially for the event by Bildeston potato farmer Maurice Piper.\r\n\r\n<i>* Eearlybird tickets are available from all Suffolk pubs from this week. They are priced at 20p or 10p for pensioners and children. You can also buy a special Ticket-And-Beer package exclusively from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/">Suffolk Gazette website</a> for £150.</i>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous Hay Festival switches to Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3237-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-29 08:11:03', '2016-03-29 08:11:03', '', 3237, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3237-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3240, 1, '2016-03-29 08:12:52', '2016-03-29 08:12:52', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe world-famous Hay Festival, which attracts writers and book lovers from around the globe, is moving from Wales to Suffolk with a brand new theme.\r\n\r\nAuthors, film-makers and comedians have packed Hay-on-Wye\'s pubs and historic bookshops since the event began 27 years ago. It attracted the world\'s greatest writers and children\'s authors in its hay-day and was described by ex-USA President Bill Clinton as "the Woodstock of the mind".\r\n\r\nBut with printed books in decline, the number of visitors has dwindled, and bookshops, hotels and restaurants have suffered.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow The Hay Festival is to get a new lease of life in agricultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"We will have displays of hay in all forms... round, oblong and in great mounds of animal fodder," said the new festival director, Nigel Forage.\r\n\r\n"There will be an exhibition on the history of silage-making, a lecture on the difference between straw and hay and an actual cow eating hay. And we will have a roll-in-the-hay area for the more adventurous. We hope to attract visitors from around the world and deliver something for hay-lovers everywhere."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-bale-e1459238867746.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3238"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-bale-e1459238867746.jpg" alt="hay festival" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3238" /></a><i>Hay there: Lots of lovely hay being collected by a John Deere tractor</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Hay Festival will be staged at Trinity Park, Ipswich in May and will feature a state-of-the-art Adnams Tent providing beer and Red Poll beef sandwiches and hay-flavoured crisps made especially for the event by Bildeston potato farmer Maurice Piper.\r\n\r\n<i>* Eearlybird tickets are available from all Suffolk pubs from this week. They are priced at 20p or 10p for pensioners and children. You can also buy a special Ticket-And-Beer package exclusively from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/">Suffolk Gazette website</a> for £150.</i>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous Hay Festival switches to Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3237-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-29 08:12:52', '2016-03-29 08:12:52', '', 3237, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3237-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3243, 1, '2016-03-29 08:16:10', '2016-03-29 08:16:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe world-famous Hay Festival, which attracts writers and book lovers from around the globe, is moving from Wales to Suffolk with a brand new theme.\r\n\r\nAuthors, film-makers and comedians have packed Hay-on-Wye\'s pubs and historic bookshops since the event began 27 years ago. It attracted the world\'s greatest writers and children\'s authors in its hay-day and was described by ex-USA President Bill Clinton as "the Woodstock of the mind".\r\n\r\nBut with printed books in decline, the number of visitors has dwindled, and bookshops, hotels and restaurants have suffered.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow The Hay Festival is to get a new lease of life in agricultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"We will have displays of hay in all forms... round, oblong and in great mounds of animal fodder," said the new festival director, Nigel Forage.\r\n\r\n"There will be an exhibition on the history of silage-making, a lecture on the difference between straw and hay and an actual cow eating hay. And we will have a roll-in-the-hay area for the more adventurous. We hope to attract visitors from around the world and deliver something for hay-lovers everywhere."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-festival-e1459239327215.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3242"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-festival-e1459239327215.jpg" alt="Hay Festival" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3242" /></a><i>Hay there: Lots of lovely hay being collected by a John Deere tractor</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Hay Festival will be staged at Trinity Park, Ipswich in May and will feature a state-of-the-art Adnams Tent providing beer and Red Poll beef sandwiches and hay-flavoured crisps made especially for the event by Bildeston potato farmer Maurice Piper.\r\n\r\n<i>* Eearlybird tickets are available from all Suffolk pubs from this week. They are priced at 20p or 10p for pensioners and children. You can also buy a special Ticket-And-Beer package exclusively from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/">Suffolk Gazette website</a> for £150.</i>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous Hay Festival switches to Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3237-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-29 08:16:10', '2016-03-29 08:16:10', '', 3237, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3237-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3244, 1, '2016-03-29 08:18:06', '2016-03-29 08:18:06', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe world-famous Hay Festival, which attracts writers and book lovers from around the globe, is moving from Wales to Suffolk with a brand new theme.</b>\r\n\r\nAuthors, film-makers and comedians have packed Hay-on-Wye\'s pubs and historic bookshops since the event began 27 years ago. It attracted the world\'s greatest writers and children\'s authors in its hay-day and was described by ex-USA President Bill Clinton as "the Woodstock of the mind".\r\n\r\nBut with printed books in decline, the number of visitors has dwindled, and bookshops, hotels and restaurants have suffered.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow The Hay Festival is to get a new lease of life in agricultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"We will have displays of hay in all forms... round, oblong and in great mounds of animal fodder," said the new festival director, Nigel Forage.\r\n\r\n"There will be an exhibition on the history of silage-making, a lecture on the difference between straw and hay and an actual cow eating hay. And we will have a roll-in-the-hay area for the more adventurous. We hope to attract visitors from around the world and deliver something for hay-lovers everywhere."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-festival-e1459239327215.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3242"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-festival-e1459239327215.jpg" alt="Hay Festival" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3242" /></a><i>Hay there: Lots of lovely hay being collected by a John Deere tractor</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Hay Festival will be staged at Trinity Park, Ipswich in May and will feature a state-of-the-art Adnams Tent providing beer and Red Poll beef sandwiches and hay-flavoured crisps made especially for the event by Bildeston potato farmer Maurice Piper.\r\n\r\n<i>* Eearlybird tickets are available from all Suffolk pubs from this week. They are priced at 20p or 10p for pensioners and children. You can also buy a special Ticket-And-Beer package exclusively from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/">Suffolk Gazette website</a> for £150.</i>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous Hay Festival switches to Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3237-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-29 08:18:06', '2016-03-29 08:18:06', '', 3237, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3237-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3245, 1, '2016-03-29 08:19:27', '2016-03-29 08:19:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\n\nThe world-famous Hay Festival, which attracts writers and book lovers from around the globe, is moving from Wales to Suffolk with a brand new theme.</b>\n\nAuthors, film-makers and comedians have packed Hay-on-Wye\'s pubs and historic bookshops since the event began 27 years ago. It attracted the world\'s greatest writers and children\'s authors in its hay-day and was described by ex-USA President Bill Clinton as "the Woodstock of the mind".\n\nBut with printed books in decline, the number of visitors has dwindled, and bookshops, hotels and restaurants have suffered.\n\n\n\nNow The Hay Festival is to get a new lease of life in agricultural Suffolk.\n\n"We will have displays of hay in all forms... round, oblong and in great mounds of animal fodder," said the new festival director, Nigel Forage.\n\n"There will be an exhibition on the history of silage-making, a lecture on the difference between straw and hay and an actual cow eating hay. And we will have a roll-in-the-hay area for the more adventurous. We hope to attract visitors from around the world and deliver something for hay-lovers everywhere."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-festival-e1459239327215.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3242"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-festival-e1459239327215.jpg" alt="Hay Festival" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3242" /></a><i>Hay there: Lots of lovely hay being collected by a John Deere tractor</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe Hay Festival will be staged at Trinity Park, Ipswich in May and will feature a state-of-the-art Adnams Tent providing beer and Red Poll beef sandwiches and hay-flavoured crisps made especially for the event by Bildeston potato farmer Maurice Piper.\n\n<i>* Earlybird tickets are available from all Suffolk pubs from this week. They are priced at 20p or 10p for pensioners and children. You can also buy a special Ticket-And-Beer package exclusively from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/">Suffolk Gazette website</a> for £150.</i>\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous Hay Festival switches to Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3237-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-03-29 08:19:27', '2016-03-29 08:19:27', '', 3237, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3237-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3246, 1, '2016-03-29 08:31:58', '2016-03-29 08:31:58', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nThe world-famous Hay Festival, which attracts writers and book lovers from around the globe, is moving from Wales to Suffolk with a brand new theme.</b>\r\n\r\nAuthors, film-makers and comedians have packed Hay-on-Wye\'s pubs and historic bookshops since the event began 27 years ago. It attracted the world\'s greatest writers and children\'s authors in its hay-day and was described by ex-USA President Bill Clinton as "the Woodstock of the mind".\r\n\r\nBut with printed books in decline, the number of visitors has dwindled, and bookshops, hotels and restaurants have suffered.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow The Hay Festival is to get a new lease of life in agricultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"We will have displays of hay in all forms... round, oblong and in great mounds of animal fodder," said the new festival director, Nigel Forage.\r\n\r\n"There will be an exhibition on the history of silage-making, a lecture on the difference between straw and hay and an actual cow eating hay. And we will have a roll-in-the-hay area for the more adventurous. We hope to attract visitors from around the world and deliver something for hay-lovers everywhere."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-festival-e1459239327215.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3242"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hay-festival-e1459239327215.jpg" alt="Hay Festival" width="777" height="516" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3242" /></a><i>Hay there: Lots of lovely hay being collected by a John Deere tractor</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Hay Festival will be staged at Trinity Park, Ipswich in May and will feature a state-of-the-art Adnams Tent providing beer and Red Poll beef sandwiches and hay-flavoured crisps made especially for the event by Bildeston potato farmer Maurice Piper.\r\n\r\n<i>* Earlybird tickets are available from all Suffolk pubs from this week. They are priced at 20p or 10p for pensioners and children. You can also buy a special Ticket-And-Beer package exclusively from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/">Suffolk Gazette website</a> for £150.</i>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Famous Hay Festival switches to Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3237-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-29 08:31:58', '2016-03-29 08:31:58', '', 3237, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3237-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3247, 1, '2016-03-29 11:11:15', '2016-03-29 11:11:15', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA monster crab called Claws is stalking the Suffolk coast and is now believed to be responsible for the disappearance of two dogs.</b>\r\n\r\nThe fearsome crustacean, which was photographed near Walberswick for the first time over the weekend, is thought to have grown to more than four feet wide.\r\n\r\nExperts believe it has fattened up on the ready supply of bacon thrown into the water by youngsters crabbing from the nearby jetties.\r\n\r\nAnd they say it is now big enough to potentially attack small children, and is likely to blame for taking a spaniel and a Yorkshire Terrier from the beach last month.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA local coastguard officer said: "At first the stories of the existence of Claws were quite fun, but it has kept growing and is now a real danger. It has taken two dogs already, and we recommend anyone thinking of paddling or swimming in the sea should wear shoes or they could lose a toe or two."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/monster-crab.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3248"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/monster-crab.jpg" alt="monster crab" width="600" height="308" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3248" /></a><i>Fearsome: Claws was snapped emerging from the sea near Walberswick on Sunday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photograph was taken by Cliff Dunwich as he strolled along the beach. He said: "It was massive and I daresay it would give a nasty nip. I managed to get the shot before it scuttled back into the sea again. Believe me, I won\'t be paddling here until it\'s caught."\r\n\r\nA local pub is now offering a £100 reward for Claws\' capture, saying it will make for a week\'s worth of crab sandwiches.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Monster crab called Claws stalks coast, takes dogs', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'monster-crab', '', '', '2016-03-30 10:00:43', '2016-03-30 10:00:43', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3247', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3249, 1, '2016-03-29 11:11:15', '2016-03-29 11:11:15', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA monster crab called Claws is stalking the Suffolk coast and is now believed to be responsible for the disappearance of two dogs.</b>\r\n\r\nThe fearsome crustacean, which was photographed near Walberswick for the first time over the weekend, is thought to have grown to more than four feet wide.\r\n\r\nExperts believe it has fattened up on the ready supply of bacon thrown into the water by youngsters crabbing from the nearby jetties.\r\n\r\nAnd they say it is now big enough to potentially attack small children, and is likely to blame for taking a spaniel and a Yorkshire Terrier from the beach last month.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA local coastguard officer said: "At first the stories of the existence of Claws were quite fun, but it has kept growing and is now a real danger. It has taken two dogs already, and we recommend anyone thinking of paddling or swimming in the sea should wear shoes or they could lose a toe or two."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/monster-crab.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3248"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/monster-crab.jpg" alt="monster crab" width="600" height="308" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3248" /></a><i>Fearsome: Claws was snapped emerging from the sea near Walberswick on Sunday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe photograph was taken by Cliff Dunwich as he strolled along the beach. He said: "It was massive and I daresay it would give a nasty nip. I managed to get the shot before it scuttled back into the sea again. Believe me, I won\'t be paddling here until it\'s caught."\r\n\r\nA local pub is now offering a £100 reward for Claws\' capture, saying it will make for a week\'s worth of crab sandwiches.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Monster crab called Claws stalks coast, takes dogs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3247-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-29 11:11:15', '2016-03-29 11:11:15', '', 3247, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3247-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3252, 0, '2016-03-29 19:21:30', '2016-03-29 19:21:30', 'Suffolk Mountain Rescue Team in action.\r\nEvidence for Great Britain to be tilting is predicted to have dramatic effects on Suffolk. Data released in 2015 revealed that Scotland is gaining altitude whilst the South Coast of England is sinking. Local expert Pete Jennings says that “Combined with the additional factor of increased flooding due to climate change this could well result in land masses sliding gradually into East Anglia.” Taking the initiative he has formed the Suffolk Mountain Rescue Team charity.\r\n“So far we have recruited a small team of experts” Pete told Suffolk Gazette. “We have managed to gain sponsorship from the National Trust, who have kindly provided one of the mounds at Sutton Hoo near Woodbridge as an abseiling training facility, in the absence of any other hills in the area so far. Anny Malle, a retired vet is giving us help in training Rescue Goats, thought to be far better at climbing than rescue dogs. They will each be equipped with a small keg of Adnams’ beer before they slope off. Then we have Madame Ava L’Anche, a French skier now resident in Suffolk giving her advice.”\r\n“As usual, Norfolk is in denial about the potential risks and simply hope that any incoming mountains will erode into the sea like most of their coast, but we in Suffolk are not so complacent” continued Mr. Jennings (62) proudly. “We have already started a programme of repatriating the rocks that people bring home from holidays in other parts of the country. We post them off in jiffy bags so that they can be released in areas with a suitable habitat amongst others of their own kind. It used to be pebbles but now we are seeing them get a littler boulder. We aim eventually to rescue mountains, and push them off downhill towards the South. Of course, foothills will be able to walk. Before we release mountains back into the wild, they will each be examined for injury, and repaired with granite chippings donated by a local tiler. We are not however forgetting the people who climb them: we will rescue anyone feeling a little peaky, whether they want it or not.”\r\nThe charity needs an avalanche of volunteers willing to help with the work. You can drop into the Suffolk Mountain Rescue Team HQ in Alpe Street, a stone’s throw from the Norwich Road, Ipswich which is attractively decorated outside with alpine plants. \r\nStaff would rather react to any genuine false alarms than miss any incidents: last week they rushed to Christchurch Park after the alarm was raised by a workman, but it turned out that he was making a mountain out of a mole hill. Equipped with ropes, ice axes and pitons they made an imposing sight in their customised high altitude bobble hats, and were not disheartened as they munched into their Glacier Mint emergency rations to keep their energy levels at a high peak. “Blarst me bor, actually rescuin sum young mawther will be summit wuth look’n forrard tew” said a gravel- voiced rustic old timer, relaxing on a window ledge. \r\n“Altitude change happened around here in the last ice age, and could happen again” explained local archaeologist Mr.Doug Trench. “One can still trace evidence of remnants contained within the ancient names of locations in Castle Hill, Beacon Hill, Bourne Hill and Bishops Hill. Of course Prof. Cragg established that some hills crossed from Yorkshire to Wales, as they had Mountain Passes.”\r\nThe East Anglian Tourist Board refused to comment on rumoured plans for a mountain railway, cable cars and ski lifts being submitted for planning permission on a Chantry Park. Meanwhile BBC Radio Suffolk is mounting a massive ‘Rock Aid’ benefit concert to support the charity. Rumoured headliners include the Rolling Stones, Steve Hillage, Dave Edmunds Rockpile and the Stone Roses. An anonymous spokesperson for the English Defence League promised to picket the event: “It’s not right is it? These Migrant Mountains are coming here to steal the jobs of hard working English Hills. We know that some of them are terrorists – one of them from Scotland is even called Ben Laden Nevis.”\r\nYOU ARE WELCOME TO USE ALL OR PART OF THIS - PETE JENNINGS\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Pete Jennings\nAUTHOR EMAIL: pete@gippeswic.demon.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 81.147.164.249\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Pete Jennings\n    [2_Email] =&gt; pete@gippeswic.demon.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Suffolk Mountain Rescue Team in action.\r\nEvidence for Great Britain to be tilting is predicted to have dramatic effects on Suffolk. Data released in 2015 revealed that Scotland is gaining altitude whilst the South Coast of England is sinking. Local expert Pete Jennings says that “Combined with the additional factor of increased flooding due to climate change this could well result in land masses sliding gradually into East Anglia.” Taking the initiative he has formed the Suffolk Mountain Rescue Team charity.\r\n“So far we have recruited a small team of experts” Pete told Suffolk Gazette. “We have managed to gain sponsorship from the National Trust, who have kindly provided one of the mounds at Sutton Hoo near Woodbridge as an abseiling training facility, in the absence of any other hills in the area so far. Anny Malle, a retired vet is giving us help in training Rescue Goats, thought to be far better at climbing than rescue dogs. They will each be equipped with a small keg of Adnams’ beer before they slope off. Then we have Madame Ava L’Anche, a French skier now resident in Suffolk giving her advice.”\r\n“As usual, Norfolk is in denial about the potential risks and simply hope that any incoming mountains will erode into the sea like most of their coast, but we in Suffolk are not so complacent” continued Mr. Jennings (62) proudly. “We have already started a programme of repatriating the rocks that people bring home from holidays in other parts of the country. We post them off in jiffy bags so that they can be released in areas with a suitable habitat amongst others of their own kind. It used to be pebbles but now we are seeing them get a littler boulder. We aim eventually to rescue mountains, and push them off downhill towards the South. Of course, foothills will be able to walk. Before we release mountains back into the wild, they will each be examined for injury, and repaired with granite chippings donated by a local tiler. We are not however forgetting the people who climb them: we will rescue anyone feeling a little peaky, whether they want it or not.”\r\nThe charity needs an avalanche of volunteers willing to help with the work. You can drop into the Suffolk Mountain Rescue Team HQ in Alpe Street, a stone’s throw from the Norwich Road, Ipswich which is attractively decorated outside with alpine plants. \r\nStaff would rather react to any genuine false alarms than miss any incidents: last week they rushed to Christchurch Park after the alarm was raised by a workman, but it turned out that he was making a mountain out of a mole hill. Equipped with ropes, ice axes and pitons they made an imposing sight in their customised high altitude bobble hats, and were not disheartened as they munched into their Glacier Mint emergency rations to keep their energy levels at a high peak. “Blarst me bor, actually rescuin sum young mawther will be summit wuth look’n forrard tew” said a gravel- voiced rustic old timer, relaxing on a window ledge. \r\n“Altitude change happened around here in the last ice age, and could happen again” explained local archaeologist Mr.Doug Trench. “One can still trace evidence of remnants contained within the ancient names of locations in Castle Hill, Beacon Hill, Bourne Hill and Bishops Hill. Of course Prof. Cragg established that some hills crossed from Yorkshire to Wales, as they had Mountain Passes.”\r\nThe East Anglian Tourist Board refused to comment on rumoured plans for a mountain railway, cable cars and ski lifts being submitted for planning permission on a Chantry Park. Meanwhile BBC Radio Suffolk is mounting a massive ‘Rock Aid’ benefit concert to support the charity. Rumoured headliners include the Rolling Stones, Steve Hillage, Dave Edmunds Rockpile and the Stone Roses. An anonymous spokesperson for the English Defence League promised to picket the event: “It’s not right is it? These Migrant Mountains are coming here to steal the jobs of hard working English Hills. We know that some of them are terrorists – one of them from Scotland is even called Ben Laden Nevis.”\r\nYOU ARE WELCOME TO USE ALL OR PART OF THIS - PETE JENNINGS\n)\n', 'Pete Jennings - 2016-03-29 19:21:30', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'b7c255d03cb7b8c10de74483c1c7269b', '', '', '2016-03-29 19:21:30', '2016-03-29 19:21:30', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3252', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3253, 1, '2016-03-30 10:00:09', '2016-03-30 10:00:09', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bruce Patterson, Diplomatic Correspondent\r\n\r\nAustralians have admitted for the first time that they would prefer to live under British rule, a major study has found.</b>\r\n\r\nThey acknowledged that they wished Captain James Cook\'s "discovery" of the country\'s Eastern coast in 1770, which put a spanner in the works of the Dutch imperialistic plans, had led to long-term British colonial control.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe study by Professor Steven Gruber, who is on secondment at the University of Sydney from Suffolk in the UK, was commissioned by Australian officials following reports of a growing affection towards Britain and her people.\r\n\r\n"The Aussies come across as brash and uncouth," Professor Gruber told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive Skype call, "but really this is covering up for the fact they are softies at heart who long for the values and protection afforded by Great Britain."\r\n\r\nHis university team sent out a detailed questionnaire to nearly 300,000 households across Australia to get a proper insight into the country\'s beliefs, and only now have the results have been evaluated.\r\n\r\n"I can confirm that in fact it is only the noisy minority who want Australia to remain independent. The rest of the country drink too much and swear a lot to try to fit in, but they find it all unbearable. They want instead to be able to speak proper English and drink tea, not weak lager. \r\n\r\n"We also found most people here hate Australian rules football, preferring the proper game which was invented in England. Controversially, most secretly admire the English cricket team as well."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3254"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" alt="sydney" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3254" /></a><i>Vision: Sydney could soon become a British town</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is thought Australian premier Malcolm Turnbull will call for further consultation following the study\'s official release next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut British Prime Minister David Cameron has already been informed of the results, and has spoken to his military advisors to explore the possibility of sending a naval armada to "visit" Australia this summer.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nA Downing Street insider said: "Mr Cameron thinks embracing Australia as part of a rejuvenated British Empire will play very well at home. Those noisy Aussies have had it their way for far too long - and now we have proof that the silent minority want a change.\r\n\r\n"The Prime Minister wants to welcome Australia back into the sheltering arms of the UK - so long as they keep their spiders and snakes down there."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Australia \'wants to be ruled by Britain\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'australia-ruled-britain', '', '', '2017-01-26 09:13:52', '2017-01-26 09:13:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3253', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3255, 1, '2016-03-30 09:54:53', '2016-03-30 09:54:53', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bruce Patterson, Diplomatic Correspondent\r\n\r\nAustralians have admitted for the first time that they would prefer to live under British rule, a major study has found.</b>\r\n\r\nThey acknowledged that they wished Captain James Cook\'s "discovery" of the country\'s Eastern coast in 1770, which put a spanner in the works of the Dutch imperialistic plans, had led to long-term British colonial rule.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe study by Professor Steven Gruber, who is on secondment at the University of Sydney from Suffolk in the UK, was commissioned by Australian officials following reports of a growing affection towards Britain and her people.\r\n\r\n"The Aussies come across as brash and uncouth," Professor Gruber told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive Skype call, "but really this is covering up for the fact they are softies at heart who long for the values and protection afforded by Great Britain."\r\n\r\nHis university team sent out a detailed questionnaire to nearly 300,000 households across Australia to get a proper insight into the country\'s wishes, and only now have the results have been evaluated.\r\n\r\n"I can confirm that in fact it is the noisy minority who want Australia to remain independent. The rest of the country drink too much and swear a lot to try to fit in, but they find it all unbearable. They want instead to be able to speak proper English and drink tea, not weak lager. \r\n\r\n"We also found most people here hate Australian rules football, preferring the proper game which was invented in England. Controversially, most secretly admire the English cricket team as well."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3254"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" alt="sydney" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3254" /></a><i>Vision: Sydney could soon become a British town</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is thought Australian premier Malcolm Turnbull will call for further consultation following the study\'s official release next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut British Prime Minister David Cameron has already been informed of the results, and has spoken to his military advisors to explore the possibility of sending a naval armada to "visit" Australia.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street insider said: "Mr Cameron thinks retaking Australia as part of a rejuvenated British Empire will play very well at home. Those noisy Aussies have had it their way for far too long - and now we have proof that the silent minority want a change.\r\n\r\n"He wants to welcome Australia back into the sheltering arms of the UK - so long as they keep their spiders and snakes down there."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Australia \'wants to be ruled by Britain\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3253-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-30 09:54:53', '2016-03-30 09:54:53', '', 3253, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3253-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3256, 1, '2016-03-30 09:59:34', '2016-03-30 09:59:34', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bruce Patterson, Diplomatic Correspondent\r\n\r\nAustralians have admitted for the first time that they would prefer to live under British rule, a major study has found.</b>\r\n\r\nThey acknowledged that they wished Captain James Cook\'s "discovery" of the country\'s Eastern coast in 1770, which put a spanner in the works of the Dutch imperialistic plans, had led to long-term British colonial control.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe study by Professor Steven Gruber, who is on secondment at the University of Sydney from Suffolk in the UK, was commissioned by Australian officials following reports of a growing affection towards Britain and her people.\r\n\r\n"The Aussies come across as brash and uncouth," Professor Gruber told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive Skype call, "but really this is covering up for the fact they are softies at heart who long for the values and protection afforded by Great Britain."\r\n\r\nHis university team sent out a detailed questionnaire to nearly 300,000 households across Australia to get a proper insight into the country\'s beliefs, and only now have the results have been evaluated.\r\n\r\n"I can confirm that in fact it is only the noisy minority who want Australia to remain independent. The rest of the country drink too much and swear a lot to try to fit in, but they find it all unbearable. They want instead to be able to speak proper English and drink tea, not weak lager. \r\n\r\n"We also found most people here hate Australian rules football, preferring the proper game which was invented in England. Controversially, most secretly admire the English cricket team as well."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3254"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" alt="sydney" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3254" /></a><i>Vision: Sydney could soon become a British town</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is thought Australian premier Malcolm Turnbull will call for further consultation following the study\'s official release next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut British Prime Minister David Cameron has already been informed of the results, and has spoken to his military advisors to explore the possibility of sending a naval armada to "visit" Australia this summer.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street insider said: "Mr Cameron thinks embracing Australia as part of a rejuvenated British Empire will play very well at home. Those noisy Aussies have had it their way for far too long - and now we have proof that the silent minority want a change.\r\n\r\n"The Prime Minister He wants to welcome Australia back into the sheltering arms of the UK - so long as they keep their spiders and snakes down there."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Australia \'wants to be ruled by Britain\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3253-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-30 09:59:34', '2016-03-30 09:59:34', '', 3253, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3253-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3257, 1, '2016-03-30 10:03:32', '2016-03-30 10:03:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bruce Patterson, Diplomatic Correspondent\r\n\r\nAustralians have admitted for the first time that they would prefer to live under British rule, a major study has found.</b>\r\n\r\nThey acknowledged that they wished Captain James Cook\'s "discovery" of the country\'s Eastern coast in 1770, which put a spanner in the works of the Dutch imperialistic plans, had led to long-term British colonial control.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe study by Professor Steven Gruber, who is on secondment at the University of Sydney from Suffolk in the UK, was commissioned by Australian officials following reports of a growing affection towards Britain and her people.\r\n\r\n"The Aussies come across as brash and uncouth," Professor Gruber told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive Skype call, "but really this is covering up for the fact they are softies at heart who long for the values and protection afforded by Great Britain."\r\n\r\nHis university team sent out a detailed questionnaire to nearly 300,000 households across Australia to get a proper insight into the country\'s beliefs, and only now have the results have been evaluated.\r\n\r\n"I can confirm that in fact it is only the noisy minority who want Australia to remain independent. The rest of the country drink too much and swear a lot to try to fit in, but they find it all unbearable. They want instead to be able to speak proper English and drink tea, not weak lager. \r\n\r\n"We also found most people here hate Australian rules football, preferring the proper game which was invented in England. Controversially, most secretly admire the English cricket team as well."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3254"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" alt="sydney" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3254" /></a><i>Vision: Sydney could soon become a British town</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is thought Australian premier Malcolm Turnbull will call for further consultation following the study\'s official release next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut British Prime Minister David Cameron has already been informed of the results, and has spoken to his military advisors to explore the possibility of sending a naval armada to "visit" Australia this summer.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street insider said: "Mr Cameron thinks embracing Australia as part of a rejuvenated British Empire will play very well at home. Those noisy Aussies have had it their way for far too long - and now we have proof that the silent minority want a change.\r\n\r\n"The Prime Minister wants to welcome Australia back into the sheltering arms of the UK - so long as they keep their spiders and snakes down there."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Australia \'wants to be ruled by Britain\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3253-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-30 10:03:32', '2016-03-30 10:03:32', '', 3253, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3253-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3260, 1, '2016-03-31 08:05:12', '2016-03-31 08:05:12', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent\r\n\r\nA farm worker who used a baling machine to turn himself into a human SpongeBob SquarePants is now in demand as a children\'s party entertainer.</strong>\r\n\r\nGreg Smith, 32, caused a sensation in Suffolk when he stopped his tractor, stripped naked and launched himself into his hay baler.\r\n\r\nHe then emerged on the conveyor belt out of the back of the machine, sandwiched in a hay bale and closely resembling the popular TV character who lives under the sea.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe hilarious incident, at a potato farm near Bildeston run by Mr Maurice Piper, was caught on camera and the video, which you can see below, quickly went viral around the surrounding villages.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/F7MOjnc2shA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nNow Mr Smith, who has worked for Mr Piper since he was 17, is being asked to bring his farm machinery and perform at kids\' parties.\r\n\r\n"It started as a joke, and we certainly had a good laugh when I baled myself. It didn\'t hurt, but I would not recommend anyone else tries it in case it goes horribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"Since the video got out I have baled myself at several children\'s parties. I get £50 each time I do it, and pay Mr Piper 20% of it for the use of his farm machinery.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"So long as it\'s not the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/combine-harvester-police/">busy harvesting period</a>, I\'m happy to turn up and perform at events. Unfortunately this means most summer fetes are out of the question because we are so busy on the farm."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" rel="attachment wp-att-3263"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" alt="spongebob-squarepants" width="570" height="472" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3263" /></a><i>Youngsters love SpongeBob SquarePants being created in front of their eyes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Piper, 64, told the Suffolk Gazette: "At first I was angry with Greg for messing about when he was meant to be working. But now I can see it has put <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/randy-old-goat/">farming</a> in a good light, and after all everyone needs a smile these days."\r\n\r\nBut Mr Smith\'s enterprising sideline may soon be for the chop - health and safety officials at Suffolk County Council have asked to see his stunt to check if it meets performance regulations.\r\n\r\nLocal council busy-body Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This will not do."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Farmer turns himself into SpongeBob SquarePants', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'human-spongebob-squarepants', '', '', '2018-03-31 08:56:32', '2018-03-31 08:56:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3260', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3262, 1, '2016-03-31 07:48:24', '2016-03-31 07:48:24', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent\r\n\r\nA farmworker who used a baling machine to turn himself into an agricultural version of SpongeBob Squarepants is now in demand as a children\'s party entertainer.</b>\r\n\r\nGreg Smith, 32, caused a sensation in Suffolk when he stripped naked and launched himeself into his hay baler.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe then emerged on the conveyer belt out of the back of the machine, sandwiched in a hay bale and closely resembling the popular TV character who lives under the sea.\r\n\r\nThe incident, at a potato farm near Bildeston run by Mr Maurice Piper, was caught on camera and quickly went viral around the surrounding villages.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/F7MOjnc2shA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow Mr Smith, who has worked for Mr Piper since he was 17, is being asked bring his farm machinery and perform at kids parties.\r\n\r\n"It started as a joke, and we certainly had a good laugh when I baled myself. It didn\'t hurt, but I would not recommend anyone else tries it.\r\n\r\n"Since the video got out I have baled myself at several children\'s parties. I get £50 each time I do it, and pay Mr Piper 20% of it for the use of his farm machinery.\r\n\r\n"So long as it\'s not the busy harvesting period I\'m happy to turn up and perform at events. Unfortunately this means most summer fetes are out of the question."\r\n\r\nMr Piper told the Suffolk Gazette: "At first I was angry with Greg for messing about when he was meant to be working. But now I can see it has put farming in a good light, and everyone needs a smile these days."\r\n\r\n', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3260-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-31 07:48:24', '2016-03-31 07:48:24', '', 3260, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3260-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3264, 1, '2016-03-31 08:03:43', '2016-03-31 08:03:43', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent\r\n\r\nA farm worker who used a baling machine to turn himself into a human SpongeBob SquarePants is now in demand as a children\'s party entertainer.</b>\r\n\r\nGreg Smith, 32, caused a sensation in Suffolk when he stopped his tractor, stripped naked and launched himself into his hay baler.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe then emerged on the conveyor belt out of the back of the machine, sandwiched in a hay bale and closely resembling the popular TV character who lives under the sea.\r\n\r\nThe hilarious incident, at a potato farm near Bildeston run by Mr Maurice Piper, was caught on camera and quickly went viral around the surrounding villages.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/F7MOjnc2shA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow Mr Smith, who has worked for Mr Piper since he was 17, is being asked to bring his farm machinery and perform at kids\' parties.\r\n\r\n"It started as a joke, and we certainly had a good laugh when I baled myself. It didn\'t hurt, but I would not recommend anyone else tries it in case it goes horribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"Since the video got out I have baled myself at several children\'s parties. I get £50 each time I do it, and pay Mr Piper 20% of it for the use of his farm machinery.\r\n\r\n"So long as it\'s not the busy harvesting period, I\'m happy to turn up and perform at events. Unfortunately this means most summer fetes are out of the question because we are so busy on the farm."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" rel="attachment wp-att-3263"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" alt="spongebob-squarepants" width="570" height="472" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3263" /></a><i>Youngsters enjoy a real-life version of SpongeBob SquarePants being created in front of their eyes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Piper, 64, told the Suffolk Gazette: "At first I was angry with Greg for messing about when he was meant to be working. But now I can see it has put farming in a good light, and after all everyone needs a smile these days."\r\n\r\nBut Mr Smith\'s enterprising sideline may soon be for the chop - health and safety officials at Suffolk County Council have asked to see his stunt to check if it meets performance regulations.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Farmer turns himself into SpongeBob SquarePants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3260-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-31 08:03:43', '2016-03-31 08:03:43', '', 3260, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3260-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3265, 1, '2016-03-31 08:09:38', '2016-03-31 08:09:38', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent\r\n\r\nA farm worker who used a baling machine to turn himself into a human SpongeBob SquarePants is now in demand as a children\'s party entertainer.</b>\r\n\r\nGreg Smith, 32, caused a sensation in Suffolk when he stopped his tractor, stripped naked and launched himself into his hay baler.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe then emerged on the conveyor belt out of the back of the machine, sandwiched in a hay bale and closely resembling the popular TV character who lives under the sea.\r\n\r\nThe hilarious incident, at a potato farm near Bildeston run by Mr Maurice Piper, was caught on camera and the video, which you can see below, quickly went viral around the surrounding villages.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/F7MOjnc2shA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow Mr Smith, who has worked for Mr Piper since he was 17, is being asked to bring his farm machinery and perform at kids\' parties.\r\n\r\n"It started as a joke, and we certainly had a good laugh when I baled myself. It didn\'t hurt, but I would not recommend anyone else tries it in case it goes horribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"Since the video got out I have baled myself at several children\'s parties. I get £50 each time I do it, and pay Mr Piper 20% of it for the use of his farm machinery.\r\n\r\n"So long as it\'s not the busy harvesting period, I\'m happy to turn up and perform at events. Unfortunately this means most summer fetes are out of the question because we are so busy on the farm."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" rel="attachment wp-att-3263"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" alt="spongebob-squarepants" width="570" height="472" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3263" /></a><i>Youngsters enjoy a real-life version of SpongeBob SquarePants being created in front of their eyes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Piper, 64, told the Suffolk Gazette: "At first I was angry with Greg for messing about when he was meant to be working. But now I can see it has put farming in a good light, and after all everyone needs a smile these days."\r\n\r\nBut Mr Smith\'s enterprising sideline may soon be for the chop - health and safety officials at Suffolk County Council have asked to see his stunt to check if it meets performance regulations.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Farmer turns himself into SpongeBob SquarePants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3260-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-31 08:09:38', '2016-03-31 08:09:38', '', 3260, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3260-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3266, 1, '2016-03-31 08:10:19', '2016-03-31 08:10:19', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent\r\n\r\nA farm worker who used a baling machine to turn himself into a human SpongeBob SquarePants is now in demand as a children\'s party entertainer.</b>\r\n\r\nGreg Smith, 32, caused a sensation in Suffolk when he stopped his tractor, stripped naked and launched himself into his hay baler.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe then emerged on the conveyor belt out of the back of the machine, sandwiched in a hay bale and closely resembling the popular TV character who lives under the sea.\r\n\r\nThe hilarious incident, at a potato farm near Bildeston run by Mr Maurice Piper, was caught on camera and the video, which you can see below, quickly went viral around the surrounding villages.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/F7MOjnc2shA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow Mr Smith, who has worked for Mr Piper since he was 17, is being asked to bring his farm machinery and perform at kids\' parties.\r\n\r\n"It started as a joke, and we certainly had a good laugh when I baled myself. It didn\'t hurt, but I would not recommend anyone else tries it in case it goes horribly wrong.\r\n\r\n"Since the video got out I have baled myself at several children\'s parties. I get £50 each time I do it, and pay Mr Piper 20% of it for the use of his farm machinery.\r\n\r\n"So long as it\'s not the busy harvesting period, I\'m happy to turn up and perform at events. Unfortunately this means most summer fetes are out of the question because we are so busy on the farm."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" rel="attachment wp-att-3263"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spongebob-squarepants.png" alt="spongebob-squarepants" width="570" height="472" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3263" /></a><i>Youngsters love SpongeBob SquarePants being created in front of their eyes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Piper, 64, told the Suffolk Gazette: "At first I was angry with Greg for messing about when he was meant to be working. But now I can see it has put farming in a good light, and after all everyone needs a smile these days."\r\n\r\nBut Mr Smith\'s enterprising sideline may soon be for the chop - health and safety officials at Suffolk County Council have asked to see his stunt to check if it meets performance regulations.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Farmer turns himself into SpongeBob SquarePants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3260-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-31 08:10:19', '2016-03-31 08:10:19', '', 3260, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3260-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3267, 1, '2016-03-31 13:03:32', '2016-03-31 13:03:32', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nThe John Lewis Man on the Moon Christmas advert was only released at the last minute because the company was forced to scrap its preferred film about a village idiot, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nVeteran comedian Ronnie Corbett had been hired to play a village idiot from Suffolk who was desperately lonely because no one bothered to talk to him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe was ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he kept falling backwards off garden walls, where he liked to sit all day trying to engage them in conversation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a></center><center><i>The John Lewis Suffolk village idiot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe film showed one little girl felt sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wanted to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the advert, she manages to buy him a camping chair in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road without falling off walls.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, felt sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\nBut when they showed the film to a focus group of customers at their Ipswich store, they were told the plot was too far-fetched because no one is ever nice to a village idiot.\r\n\r\nInstead, marketing execs hastily put together a more believable story about a little old man living on the moon who gets sent a telescope hung from a helium balloon by a young girl on earth.\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"We admit we got it wrong, so we pulled it and quickly wrote a new script about a bloke living on the moon."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'John Lewis village idiot Christmas ad canned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-31 13:03:32', '2016-03-31 13:03:32', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3268, 1, '2016-03-31 13:07:49', '2016-03-31 13:07:49', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nThe John Lewis Man on the Moon Christmas advert was only released at the last minute because the company was forced to scrap its preferred film about a village idiot, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nVeteran comedian Ronnie Corbett had been hired to play a village idiot from Suffolk who was desperately lonely because no one bothered to talk to him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe was ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he kept falling backwards off garden walls, where he liked to sit all day trying to engage them in conversation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a></center><center><i>The John Lewis Suffolk village idiot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe film showed one little girl felt sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wanted to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the advert, she manages to buy him a camping chair in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road without falling off walls.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, felt sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\nBut when they showed the film to a focus group of customers at their Ipswich store, they were told the plot was too far-fetched because no one is ever nice to a village idiot.\r\n\r\n<b>Telescope</b>\r\n\r\nInstead, marketing execs hastily put together a more believable story about a little old man living on the moon who gets sent a telescope hung from a helium balloon by a young girl on earth.\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"We admit we got it wrong, so we pulled it and quickly wrote a new script about a bloke living on the moon."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'John Lewis village idiot Christmas ad canned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-31 13:07:49', '2016-03-31 13:07:49', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3269, 1, '2016-03-31 13:09:37', '2016-03-31 13:09:37', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nThe John Lewis Man on the Moon Christmas advert was only released at the last minute because the company was forced to scrap its preferred film about a village idiot, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nVeteran comedian Ronnie Corbett had been hired to play a village idiot from Suffolk who was desperately lonely because no one bothered to talk to him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe was ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he kept falling backwards off garden walls, where he liked to sit all day trying to engage them in conversation.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a></center><center><i>The John Lewis Suffolk village idiot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe film showed one little girl felt sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wanted to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the advert, she manages to buy him a camping chair in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road without falling off walls.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, felt sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\nBut when they showed the film to a focus group of customers at their Ipswich store, they were told the plot was too far-fetched because no one is ever nice to a village idiot.\r\n\r\n<b>Telescope</b>\r\n\r\nInstead, marketing execs hastily put together a more believable story about a little old man living on the moon who gets sent a telescope hung from a helium balloon by a young girl on earth.\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"We admit we got it wrong, so we pulled it and quickly wrote a new script about a bloke living on the moon."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'John Lewis village idiot Christmas ad canned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-03-31 13:09:37', '2016-03-31 13:09:37', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3271, 1, '2016-04-01 06:54:41', '2016-04-01 06:54:41', '<I>Editor\'s note: well done to those who spotted this story was an April Fool - our only genuine, fact-checked, serious story of the year</I>\r\n\r\n<b>By Flora Pi Lo\r\n\r\nThe new mandatory National Living Wage is now law, forcing employers to pay any workers aged over 25 at least £7.20 an hour.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is expected the new measure will present an immediate pay rise to 1.3 million workers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut that news will not interest Port Talbot steel workers who face losing their jobs. Today they prepare to meet  Business Secretary Sajid Javid, who insists the government is "on their side".\r\n\r\nThousands of workers face being laid off after Indian conglomerate Tata announced it was selling its UK assets, including its large south Wales plant.\r\n\r\nAlso in business, the Co-operative Bank today revealed it had made a loss of £611million, but still managed to pay its chief executive a £3.85 million package. The Argos Home Retail Group says it intends to support Sainsbury\'s takeover of its retail chain for £1.3 billion, which could see the closure of 200 stores.\r\n\r\n<b>North Korea</b>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, China and the United States will work together in an attempt to prevent further missile tests by North Korea, US President Barack Obama has announced.\r\n\r\nIn motoring news, Tesla has unveiled its Model 3 electric car - its cheapest vehicle so far. Chief executive Elon Musk said the five-seater would start at £24,423 and be able to go over 215 miles on a single charge.\r\n\r\nTributes continue to pour in for comedian Ronnie Corbett, who died yesterday, aged 85.\r\n\r\nAnd finally, Premier League football returns this weekend after the international break. Leaders Leicester City take on Southampton on Sunday as they continue to close down their shock title win. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Here is today\'s news', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'april-fool', '', '', '2016-04-02 06:50:40', '2016-04-02 06:50:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3271', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3273, 1, '2016-04-01 06:51:13', '2016-04-01 06:51:13', '<b>By Flora Pi Lo\r\n\r\nThe new mandatory National Living Wage is now law, forcing employers to pay any workers aged over 25 at least £7.20 an hour.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is expected the new measure will present an immediate pay rise to 1.3 million workers.\r\n\r\n[Adsense-A]\r\n\r\nBut that news will not interest Port Talbot steel workers who face losing their jobs. Today they prepare to meet  Business Secretary Sajid Javid, who insists the government is "on their side".\r\n\r\nThousands of workers face being laid off after Indian conglomerate Tata announced it was selling its UK assets, including its large south Wales plant.\r\n\r\nAlso in business, the Co-operative Bank today revealed it had made a loss of £611million, but still managed to pay its chief executive a £3.85 million package. The Argos Home Retail Group says it intends to support Sainsbury\'s takeover of its retail chain for £1.3 billion, which could see the closure of 200 stores.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, China and the United States will work together in an attempt to prevent further missile tests by North Korea, US President Barack Obama has announced.\r\n\r\nIn motoring news, Tesla has unveiled its Model 3 electric car - its cheapest vehicle so far. Chief executive Elon Musk said the five-seater would start at £24,423 and be able to go over 215 miles on a single chsarge charge.\r\n\r\nTributes continue to pour in for comedian Ronnie Corbett, who died yesterday, aged 85.\r\n\r\nFinally, Premier League football returns this weekend after the international break. Leaders Leicester City take on Southampton on Sunday as they continue to close down their shock title win. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Here is today\'s news', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3271-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-01 06:51:13', '2016-04-01 06:51:13', '', 3271, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3271-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3274, 1, '2016-04-01 06:54:41', '2016-04-01 06:54:41', '<b>By Flora Pi Lo\r\n\r\nThe new mandatory National Living Wage is now law, forcing employers to pay any workers aged over 25 at least £7.20 an hour.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is expected the new measure will present an immediate pay rise to 1.3 million workers.\r\n\r\n[Adsense-A]\r\n\r\nBut that news will not interest Port Talbot steel workers who face losing their jobs. Today they prepare to meet  Business Secretary Sajid Javid, who insists the government is "on their side".\r\n\r\nThousands of workers face being laid off after Indian conglomerate Tata announced it was selling its UK assets, including its large south Wales plant.\r\n\r\nAlso in business, the Co-operative Bank today revealed it had made a loss of £611million, but still managed to pay its chief executive a £3.85 million package. The Argos Home Retail Group says it intends to support Sainsbury\'s takeover of its retail chain for £1.3 billion, which could see the closure of 200 stores.\r\n\r\n<b>North Korea</b>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, China and the United States will work together in an attempt to prevent further missile tests by North Korea, US President Barack Obama has announced.\r\n\r\nIn motoring news, Tesla has unveiled its Model 3 electric car - its cheapest vehicle so far. Chief executive Elon Musk said the five-seater would start at £24,423 and be able to go over 215 miles on a single charge.\r\n\r\nTributes continue to pour in for comedian Ronnie Corbett, who died yesterday, aged 85.\r\n\r\nFinally, Premier League football returns this weekend after the international break. Leaders Leicester City take on Southampton on Sunday as they continue to close down their shock title win. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Here is today\'s news', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3271-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-01 06:54:41', '2016-04-01 06:54:41', '', 3271, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3271-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3275, 1, '2016-04-01 06:57:49', '2016-04-01 06:57:49', '<b>By Flora Pi Lo\r\n\r\nThe new mandatory National Living Wage is now law, forcing employers to pay any workers aged over 25 at least £7.20 an hour.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is expected the new measure will present an immediate pay rise to 1.3 million workers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut that news will not interest Port Talbot steel workers who face losing their jobs. Today they prepare to meet  Business Secretary Sajid Javid, who insists the government is "on their side".\r\n\r\nThousands of workers face being laid off after Indian conglomerate Tata announced it was selling its UK assets, including its large south Wales plant.\r\n\r\nAlso in business, the Co-operative Bank today revealed it had made a loss of £611million, but still managed to pay its chief executive a £3.85 million package. The Argos Home Retail Group says it intends to support Sainsbury\'s takeover of its retail chain for £1.3 billion, which could see the closure of 200 stores.\r\n\r\n<b>North Korea</b>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, China and the United States will work together in an attempt to prevent further missile tests by North Korea, US President Barack Obama has announced.\r\n\r\nIn motoring news, Tesla has unveiled its Model 3 electric car - its cheapest vehicle so far. Chief executive Elon Musk said the five-seater would start at £24,423 and be able to go over 215 miles on a single charge.\r\n\r\nTributes continue to pour in for comedian Ronnie Corbett, who died yesterday, aged 85.\r\n\r\nFinally, Premier League football returns this weekend after the international break. Leaders Leicester City take on Southampton on Sunday as they continue to close down their shock title win. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Here is today\'s news', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3271-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-01 06:57:49', '2016-04-01 06:57:49', '', 3271, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3271-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3276, 1, '2016-04-01 07:04:59', '2016-04-01 07:04:59', '<b>By Flora Pi Lo\r\n\r\nThe new mandatory National Living Wage is now law, forcing employers to pay any workers aged over 25 at least £7.20 an hour.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is expected the new measure will present an immediate pay rise to 1.3 million workers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut that news will not interest Port Talbot steel workers who face losing their jobs. Today they prepare to meet  Business Secretary Sajid Javid, who insists the government is "on their side".\r\n\r\nThousands of workers face being laid off after Indian conglomerate Tata announced it was selling its UK assets, including its large south Wales plant.\r\n\r\nAlso in business, the Co-operative Bank today revealed it had made a loss of £611million, but still managed to pay its chief executive a £3.85 million package. The Argos Home Retail Group says it intends to support Sainsbury\'s takeover of its retail chain for £1.3 billion, which could see the closure of 200 stores.\r\n\r\n<b>North Korea</b>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, China and the United States will work together in an attempt to prevent further missile tests by North Korea, US President Barack Obama has announced.\r\n\r\nIn motoring news, Tesla has unveiled its Model 3 electric car - its cheapest vehicle so far. Chief executive Elon Musk said the five-seater would start at £24,423 and be able to go over 215 miles on a single charge.\r\n\r\nTributes continue to pour in for comedian Ronnie Corbett, who died yesterday, aged 85.\r\n\r\nAnd finally, Premier League football returns this weekend after the international break. Leaders Leicester City take on Southampton on Sunday as they continue to close down their shock title win. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Here is today\'s news', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3271-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-01 07:04:59', '2016-04-01 07:04:59', '', 3271, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3271-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3279, 1, '2016-04-01 10:32:17', '2016-04-01 10:32:17', '<b>By Flora Pi Lo\r\n\r\nThe new mandatory National Living Wage is now law, forcing employers to pay any workers aged over 25 at least £7.20 an hour.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is expected the new measure will present an immediate pay rise to 1.3 million workers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut that news will not interest Port Talbot steel workers who face losing their jobs. Today they prepare to meet  Business Secretary Sajid Javid, who insists the government is "on their side".\r\n\r\nThousands of workers face being laid off after Indian conglomerate Tata announced it was selling its UK assets, including its large south Wales plant.\r\n\r\nAlso in business, the Co-operative Bank today revealed it had made a loss of £611million, but still managed to pay its chief executive a £3.85 million package. The Argos Home Retail Group says it intends to support Sainsbury\'s takeover of its retail chain for £1.3 billion, which could see the closure of 200 stores.\r\n\r\n<b>North Korea</b>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, China and the United States will work together in an attempt to prevent further missile tests by North Korea, US President Barack Obama has announced.\r\n\r\nIn motoring news, Tesla has unveiled its Model 3 electric car - its cheapest vehicle so far. Chief executive Elon Musk said the five-seater would start at £24,423 and be able to go over 215 miles on a single charge.\r\n\r\nTributes continue to pour in for comedian Ronnie Corbett, who died yesterday, aged 85.\r\n\r\nAnd finally, Premier League football returns this weekend after the international break. Leaders Leicester City take on Southampton on Sunday as they continue to close down their shock title win. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Here is today\'s news', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3271-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-01 10:32:17', '2016-04-01 10:32:17', '', 3271, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3271-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3280, 1, '2016-04-01 10:33:27', '2016-04-01 10:33:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bruce Patterson, Diplomatic Correspondent\r\n\r\nAustralians have admitted for the first time that they would prefer to live under British rule, a major study has found.</b>\r\n\r\nThey acknowledged that they wished Captain James Cook\'s "discovery" of the country\'s Eastern coast in 1770, which put a spanner in the works of the Dutch imperialistic plans, had led to long-term British colonial control.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe study by Professor Steven Gruber, who is on secondment at the University of Sydney from Suffolk in the UK, was commissioned by Australian officials following reports of a growing affection towards Britain and her people.\r\n\r\n"The Aussies come across as brash and uncouth," Professor Gruber told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive Skype call, "but really this is covering up for the fact they are softies at heart who long for the values and protection afforded by Great Britain."\r\n\r\nHis university team sent out a detailed questionnaire to nearly 300,000 households across Australia to get a proper insight into the country\'s beliefs, and only now have the results have been evaluated.\r\n\r\n"I can confirm that in fact it is only the noisy minority who want Australia to remain independent. The rest of the country drink too much and swear a lot to try to fit in, but they find it all unbearable. They want instead to be able to speak proper English and drink tea, not weak lager. \r\n\r\n"We also found most people here hate Australian rules football, preferring the proper game which was invented in England. Controversially, most secretly admire the English cricket team as well."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3254"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sydney-e1459331445755.jpg" alt="sydney" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3254" /></a><i>Vision: Sydney could soon become a British town</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is thought Australian premier Malcolm Turnbull will call for further consultation following the study\'s official release next Monday.\r\n\r\nBut British Prime Minister David Cameron has already been informed of the results, and has spoken to his military advisors to explore the possibility of sending a naval armada to "visit" Australia this summer.\r\n\r\nA Downing Street insider said: "Mr Cameron thinks embracing Australia as part of a rejuvenated British Empire will play very well at home. Those noisy Aussies have had it their way for far too long - and now we have proof that the silent minority want a change.\r\n\r\n"The Prime Minister wants to welcome Australia back into the sheltering arms of the UK - so long as they keep their spiders and snakes down there."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Australia \'wants to be ruled by Britain\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3253-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-01 10:33:27', '2016-04-01 10:33:27', '', 3253, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3253-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3281, 1, '2016-04-01 17:08:08', '2016-04-01 17:08:08', '<I>Editor\'s note: well done to those who spotted this story was an April Fool - our only serious story of the \n\n<b>By Flora Pi Lo\n\nThe new mandatory National Living Wage is now law, forcing employers to pay any workers aged over 25 at least £7.20 an hour.</b>\n\nIt is expected the new measure will present an immediate pay rise to 1.3 million workers.\n\n\n\nBut that news will not interest Port Talbot steel workers who face losing their jobs. Today they prepare to meet  Business Secretary Sajid Javid, who insists the government is "on their side".\n\nThousands of workers face being laid off after Indian conglomerate Tata announced it was selling its UK assets, including its large south Wales plant.\n\nAlso in business, the Co-operative Bank today revealed it had made a loss of £611million, but still managed to pay its chief executive a £3.85 million package. The Argos Home Retail Group says it intends to support Sainsbury\'s takeover of its retail chain for £1.3 billion, which could see the closure of 200 stores.\n\n<b>North Korea</b>\n\nMeanwhile, China and the United States will work together in an attempt to prevent further missile tests by North Korea, US President Barack Obama has announced.\n\nIn motoring news, Tesla has unveiled its Model 3 electric car - its cheapest vehicle so far. Chief executive Elon Musk said the five-seater would start at £24,423 and be able to go over 215 miles on a single charge.\n\nTributes continue to pour in for comedian Ronnie Corbett, who died yesterday, aged 85.\n\nAnd finally, Premier League football returns this weekend after the international break. Leaders Leicester City take on Southampton on Sunday as they continue to close down their shock title win. \n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Here is today\'s news', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3271-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-04-01 17:08:08', '2016-04-01 17:08:08', '', 3271, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3271-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3282, 1, '2016-04-01 17:08:42', '2016-04-01 17:08:42', '<I>Editor\'s note: well done to those who spotted this story was an April Fool - our only genuine, fact-checked, serious story of the year</I>\r\n\r\n<b>By Flora Pi Lo\r\n\r\nThe new mandatory National Living Wage is now law, forcing employers to pay any workers aged over 25 at least £7.20 an hour.</b>\r\n\r\nIt is expected the new measure will present an immediate pay rise to 1.3 million workers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut that news will not interest Port Talbot steel workers who face losing their jobs. Today they prepare to meet  Business Secretary Sajid Javid, who insists the government is "on their side".\r\n\r\nThousands of workers face being laid off after Indian conglomerate Tata announced it was selling its UK assets, including its large south Wales plant.\r\n\r\nAlso in business, the Co-operative Bank today revealed it had made a loss of £611million, but still managed to pay its chief executive a £3.85 million package. The Argos Home Retail Group says it intends to support Sainsbury\'s takeover of its retail chain for £1.3 billion, which could see the closure of 200 stores.\r\n\r\n<b>North Korea</b>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, China and the United States will work together in an attempt to prevent further missile tests by North Korea, US President Barack Obama has announced.\r\n\r\nIn motoring news, Tesla has unveiled its Model 3 electric car - its cheapest vehicle so far. Chief executive Elon Musk said the five-seater would start at £24,423 and be able to go over 215 miles on a single charge.\r\n\r\nTributes continue to pour in for comedian Ronnie Corbett, who died yesterday, aged 85.\r\n\r\nAnd finally, Premier League football returns this weekend after the international break. Leaders Leicester City take on Southampton on Sunday as they continue to close down their shock title win. \r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Here is today\'s news', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3271-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-01 17:08:42', '2016-04-01 17:08:42', '', 3271, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3271-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3287, 1, '2016-04-02 06:49:40', '2016-04-02 06:49:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="960" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>Storm Katie prevented us poor plant lovers from the usual Easter jobs in the sunshine or visits to garden centres. I haven\'t had such a blowy weekend in many a year.</b>\r\n\r\nIt was a pity not to get well stuck into My Lady Garden but instead, I settled myself in my armchair with a bottle of Prosecco and flipped through some seed catalogues.\r\n\r\nMy method is to fold the bottom of the page I\'m interested in into a little triangle. The more Prosecco I drank the more the corners got turned up until there were no unfolded pages at all. But what treats I have in hand for you all!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAfter the Prosecco bottle was drained I poured a nice cold bottle of Aspall Isobel\'s Berry Suffolk Cyder then thought "bugger the weather" and staggered through the rain to the greenhouse to see to my seedlings.\r\n\r\nYou will find they are very fragile at the moment: the stems are like that cress you get in old-fashioned sandwiches at bus terminals. Watering them brutally could kill them so you need a gentle spray. I didn\'t have a water bottle, but the Prosecco and Cyder focused my thoughts to a genius idea which I am sharing with you now.\r\n\r\nTo make your own water bottle, simply reach under the sink and take out a bottle of Flash Spray Bleach (a Febreze bottle works just as well). Tip the contents down the sink, rinse the bottle out and fill with water. Then make a label and Sellotape it on like the one in my photo below. Don\'t worry if it\'s not as good as mine. It works just as well as a custom-built water bottle from Wyevale and you will have the satisfaction that you made something yourself and saved money.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/water-bottle-lady-garden-e1459578997415.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3288"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/water-bottle-lady-garden-e1459578997415.jpg" alt="water-bottle-lady-garden" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3288" /></a><i>My hi-tech, money-saving water bottle</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI thank you for all your kind comments after my <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/garden-chairs/">first In My Lady Garden column</a> appeared last week in The Suffolk Gazette. You are far more inventive than the readers of my previous gardening column, Up the Lady Garden in The Daily Snail.\r\n\r\nI cannot answer all of your problems personally but the following replies cover many of the subjects you are worried about ...\r\n\r\n<b>* ROSEMARY, from RINGSHALL:</b> Yes, you need to give your Rosemary bush a good seeing to as soon as possible to prevent it going even more straggly. Go at it hard with the trimmers. It will need another tidy-up in a few months.\r\n\r\n<b>*RACHAEL A:</b> It can be really difficult to achieve perfection in the garden when you suffer from arthritis, but don\'t be too anxious. If you have such trouble reaching those little crannies, why not get someone else to do it for you?\r\n\r\n<b>*MR S.H. from NEEDHAM MARKET:</b> Those smelly flies of yours need to be dealt with before the weather gets warmer. Have you tried squirting them with Lynx For Men?\r\n\r\nHave a good week.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3289"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Make your own water bottle', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'water-bottle', '', '', '2016-04-03 07:53:04', '2016-04-03 07:53:04', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3287', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3291, 1, '2016-04-02 06:54:09', '2016-04-02 06:54:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="960" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\n\n<b>Storm Katie prevented us poor plant lovers from the usual Easter jobs in the sunshine or visits to garden centres. I haven\'t had such a blowy weekend in many a year.</b>\n\nIt was a pity not to get well stuck into My Lady Garden but instead, I settled myself in my armchair with a bottle of Prosecco and flipped through some seed catalogues.\n\nMy method is to fold the bottom of the page I\'m interested in into a little triangle. The more Prosecco I drank the more the corners got turned up until there were no unfolded pages at all. But what treats I have in hand for you all!\n\nAfter the Prosecco bottle was drained I poured a nice cold bottle of Aspall Isobel\'s Berry Suffolk Cyder then thought "bugger the weather" and staggered through the rain to the greenhouse to see to my seedlings.\n\nYou will find they are very fragile at the moment: the stems are like that cress you get in old-fashioned sandwiches at bus terminals. Watering them brutally could kill them so you need a gentle spray. I didn\'t have a water bottle, but the Prosecco and Cyder focused my thoughts to a genius idea which I am sharing with you now.\n\nTo make your own water bottle, simply reach under the sink and take out a bottle of Flash Spray Bleach (a Febreze bottle works just as well). Tip the contents down the sink, rinse the bottle out and fill with water. Then make a label and Sellotape it on like the one in my photo below. Don\'t worry if it\'s not as good as mine. It works just as well as a custom-built water bottle from Wyevale and you will have the satisfaction that you made something yourself and saved money.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/water-bottle-lady-garden-e1459578997415.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3288"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/water-bottle-lady-garden-e1459578997415.jpg" alt="water-bottle-lady-garden" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3288" /></a><i>My hi-tech, money-saving water bottle</center></i><br><br>\n\nI thank you for all your kind comments after my first In My Lady Garden column appeared last week in The Suffolk Gazette. You are far more inventive than the readers of my previous gardening column, Up the Lady Garden in The Daily Snail.\n\nI cannot answer all of your problems personally but the following replies cover many of the subjects you are worried about ...\n\n<b>* ROSEMARY, from RINGSHALL:</b> Yes, you need to give your Rosemary bush a good seeing to as soon as possible to prevent it going even more straggly. Go at it hard with the trimmers. It will need another tidy-up in a few months.\n\n<b>*RACHAEL A:</b> It can be really difficult to achieve perfection in the garden when you suffer from arthritis, but don\'t be too anxious. If you have such trouble reaching those little crannies, why not get someone else to do it for you?\n\n<b>*MR S.H. from NEEDHAM MARKET:</b> Those smelly flies of yours need to be dealt with before the weather gets warmer. Have you tried squirting them with Lynx For Men?\n\nHave a good week.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3289"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a><br><br>\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Make your own water bottle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3287-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-04-02 06:54:09', '2016-04-02 06:54:09', '', 3287, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3287-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3292, 1, '2016-04-02 06:54:16', '2016-04-02 06:54:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="960" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>Storm Katie prevented us poor plant lovers from the usual Easter jobs in the sunshine or visits to garden centres. I haven\'t had such a blowy weekend in many a year.</b>\r\n\r\nIt was a pity not to get well stuck into My Lady Garden but instead, I settled myself in my armchair with a bottle of Prosecco and flipped through some seed catalogues.\r\n\r\nMy method is to fold the bottom of the page I\'m interested in into a little triangle. The more Prosecco I drank the more the corners got turned up until there were no unfolded pages at all. But what treats I have in hand for you all!\r\n\r\nAfter the Prosecco bottle was drained I poured a nice cold bottle of Aspall Isobel\'s Berry Suffolk Cyder then thought "bugger the weather" and staggered through the rain to the greenhouse to see to my seedlings.\r\n\r\nYou will find they are very fragile at the moment: the stems are like that cress you get in old-fashioned sandwiches at bus terminals. Watering them brutally could kill them so you need a gentle spray. I didn\'t have a water bottle, but the Prosecco and Cyder focused my thoughts to a genius idea which I am sharing with you now.\r\n\r\nTo make your own water bottle, simply reach under the sink and take out a bottle of Flash Spray Bleach (a Febreze bottle works just as well). Tip the contents down the sink, rinse the bottle out and fill with water. Then make a label and Sellotape it on like the one in my photo below. Don\'t worry if it\'s not as good as mine. It works just as well as a custom-built water bottle from Wyevale and you will have the satisfaction that you made something yourself and saved money.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/water-bottle-lady-garden-e1459578997415.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3288"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/water-bottle-lady-garden-e1459578997415.jpg" alt="water-bottle-lady-garden" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3288" /></a><i>My hi-tech, money-saving water bottle</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI thank you for all your kind comments after my <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/garden-chairs/">first In My Lady Garden column</a> appeared last week in The Suffolk Gazette. You are far more inventive than the readers of my previous gardening column, Up the Lady Garden in The Daily Snail.\r\n\r\nI cannot answer all of your problems personally but the following replies cover many of the subjects you are worried about ...\r\n\r\n<b>* ROSEMARY, from RINGSHALL:</b> Yes, you need to give your Rosemary bush a good seeing to as soon as possible to prevent it going even more straggly. Go at it hard with the trimmers. It will need another tidy-up in a few months.\r\n\r\n<b>*RACHAEL A:</b> It can be really difficult to achieve perfection in the garden when you suffer from arthritis, but don\'t be too anxious. If you have such trouble reaching those little crannies, why not get someone else to do it for you?\r\n\r\n<b>*MR S.H. from NEEDHAM MARKET:</b> Those smelly flies of yours need to be dealt with before the weather gets warmer. Have you tried squirting them with Lynx For Men?\r\n\r\nHave a good week.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3289"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Make your own water bottle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3287-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-02 06:54:16', '2016-04-02 06:54:16', '', 3287, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3287-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3293, 1, '2016-04-02 09:07:38', '2016-04-02 09:07:38', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="960" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>Storm Katie prevented us poor plant lovers from the usual Easter jobs in the sunshine or visits to garden centres. I haven\'t had such a blowy weekend in many a year.</b>\r\n\r\nIt was a pity not to get well stuck into My Lady Garden but instead, I settled myself in my armchair with a bottle of Prosecco and flipped through some seed catalogues.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMy method is to fold the bottom of the page I\'m interested in into a little triangle. The more Prosecco I drank the more the corners got turned up until there were no unfolded pages at all. But what treats I have in hand for you all!\r\n\r\nAfter the Prosecco bottle was drained I poured a nice cold bottle of Aspall Isobel\'s Berry Suffolk Cyder then thought "bugger the weather" and staggered through the rain to the greenhouse to see to my seedlings.\r\n\r\nYou will find they are very fragile at the moment: the stems are like that cress you get in old-fashioned sandwiches at bus terminals. Watering them brutally could kill them so you need a gentle spray. I didn\'t have a water bottle, but the Prosecco and Cyder focused my thoughts to a genius idea which I am sharing with you now.\r\n\r\nTo make your own water bottle, simply reach under the sink and take out a bottle of Flash Spray Bleach (a Febreze bottle works just as well). Tip the contents down the sink, rinse the bottle out and fill with water. Then make a label and Sellotape it on like the one in my photo below. Don\'t worry if it\'s not as good as mine. It works just as well as a custom-built water bottle from Wyevale and you will have the satisfaction that you made something yourself and saved money.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/water-bottle-lady-garden-e1459578997415.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3288"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/water-bottle-lady-garden-e1459578997415.jpg" alt="water-bottle-lady-garden" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3288" /></a><i>My hi-tech, money-saving water bottle</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI thank you for all your kind comments after my <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/garden-chairs/">first In My Lady Garden column</a> appeared last week in The Suffolk Gazette. You are far more inventive than the readers of my previous gardening column, Up the Lady Garden in The Daily Snail.\r\n\r\nI cannot answer all of your problems personally but the following replies cover many of the subjects you are worried about ...\r\n\r\n<b>* ROSEMARY, from RINGSHALL:</b> Yes, you need to give your Rosemary bush a good seeing to as soon as possible to prevent it going even more straggly. Go at it hard with the trimmers. It will need another tidy-up in a few months.\r\n\r\n<b>*RACHAEL A:</b> It can be really difficult to achieve perfection in the garden when you suffer from arthritis, but don\'t be too anxious. If you have such trouble reaching those little crannies, why not get someone else to do it for you?\r\n\r\n<b>*MR S.H. from NEEDHAM MARKET:</b> Those smelly flies of yours need to be dealt with before the weather gets warmer. Have you tried squirting them with Lynx For Men?\r\n\r\nHave a good week.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3289"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Make your own water bottle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3287-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-02 09:07:38', '2016-04-02 09:07:38', '', 3287, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3287-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3294, 1, '2016-04-02 09:10:23', '2016-04-02 09:10:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="960" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center>\r\n\r\n<b>Storm Katie prevented us poor plant lovers from the usual Easter jobs in the sunshine or visits to garden centres. I haven\'t had such a blowy weekend in many a year.</b>\r\n\r\nIt was a pity not to get well stuck into My Lady Garden but instead, I settled myself in my armchair with a bottle of Prosecco and flipped through some seed catalogues.\r\n\r\nMy method is to fold the bottom of the page I\'m interested in into a little triangle. The more Prosecco I drank the more the corners got turned up until there were no unfolded pages at all. But what treats I have in hand for you all!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAfter the Prosecco bottle was drained I poured a nice cold bottle of Aspall Isobel\'s Berry Suffolk Cyder then thought "bugger the weather" and staggered through the rain to the greenhouse to see to my seedlings.\r\n\r\nYou will find they are very fragile at the moment: the stems are like that cress you get in old-fashioned sandwiches at bus terminals. Watering them brutally could kill them so you need a gentle spray. I didn\'t have a water bottle, but the Prosecco and Cyder focused my thoughts to a genius idea which I am sharing with you now.\r\n\r\nTo make your own water bottle, simply reach under the sink and take out a bottle of Flash Spray Bleach (a Febreze bottle works just as well). Tip the contents down the sink, rinse the bottle out and fill with water. Then make a label and Sellotape it on like the one in my photo below. Don\'t worry if it\'s not as good as mine. It works just as well as a custom-built water bottle from Wyevale and you will have the satisfaction that you made something yourself and saved money.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/water-bottle-lady-garden-e1459578997415.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3288"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/water-bottle-lady-garden-e1459578997415.jpg" alt="water-bottle-lady-garden" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3288" /></a><i>My hi-tech, money-saving water bottle</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI thank you for all your kind comments after my <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/garden-chairs/">first In My Lady Garden column</a> appeared last week in The Suffolk Gazette. You are far more inventive than the readers of my previous gardening column, Up the Lady Garden in The Daily Snail.\r\n\r\nI cannot answer all of your problems personally but the following replies cover many of the subjects you are worried about ...\r\n\r\n<b>* ROSEMARY, from RINGSHALL:</b> Yes, you need to give your Rosemary bush a good seeing to as soon as possible to prevent it going even more straggly. Go at it hard with the trimmers. It will need another tidy-up in a few months.\r\n\r\n<b>*RACHAEL A:</b> It can be really difficult to achieve perfection in the garden when you suffer from arthritis, but don\'t be too anxious. If you have such trouble reaching those little crannies, why not get someone else to do it for you?\r\n\r\n<b>*MR S.H. from NEEDHAM MARKET:</b> Those smelly flies of yours need to be dealt with before the weather gets warmer. Have you tried squirting them with Lynx For Men?\r\n\r\nHave a good week.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3289"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Make your own water bottle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3287-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-02 09:10:23', '2016-04-02 09:10:23', '', 3287, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3287-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3297, 1, '2016-04-03 07:51:40', '2016-04-03 07:51:40', '<b>A Suffolk mother has been widely criticized for booking a troupe of male strippers to perform at her 14-year-old daughter\'s birthday party.</b>\r\n\r\nLiz Bonham-Driscoll booked the cheeky Peachy Boys act as a birthday "treat" for her daughter, Sofia - and ten of her school friends.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut other parents were horrified when told their young teenage daughters had watched the "show" in the back garden.\r\n\r\nThey complained it was a tasteless example of exposing girls to sexual imagery way too young.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/male-strippers-e1459667651296.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3298"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/male-strippers-e1459667651296.jpg" alt="male-strippers" width="777" height="417" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3298" /></a><i>Fruity: the Peachy Boys in a publicity shot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMs Bonham-Driscoll was forced to telephone each of the parents to apologise, but insisted she had done nothing wrong.\r\n\r\nShe told the Suffolk Gazette: "Kids these days see much worse on the internet and on television all the time. It was just a bit of fun.\r\n\r\n"I expressly asked the boys not to go \'all the way\' and remove all their clothes. Each of them kept a jock strap thing on - and all the girls loved it."\r\n\r\nThe troupe of four hunky men are based in Essex and usually perform at hen nights. They were paid £500 for their private performance lasting 30 minutes.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the group, who are all aged 26, said: "We did not realise the audience was only 14. We assumed they were 17 or 18 - it\'s very difficult to tell these days."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police said they had not received any complaints, and that no crime had been committed since the Peachy Boys had not fully undressed in front of the girls.\r\n\r\nOne mum whose daughter attended the party fumed: "My girl will not be going around that house again. We are all furious about what happened."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as mum books strippers for 14-year-old girl\'s party', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'strippers', '', '', '2016-04-04 07:33:54', '2016-04-04 07:33:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3297', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3299, 1, '2016-04-03 07:51:13', '2016-04-03 07:51:13', '<b>A Suffolk mother has been widely criticized for booking a troupe of male strippers to perform at her 14-year-old daughter\'s birthday party.</b>\r\n\r\nLiz Bonham-Driscoll booked the cheeky Peachy Boys act as a birthday "treat" for her daughter, Sofia - and ten of her school friends.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut other parents were horrified when told their young teenage daughters had watched the "show" in the back garden.\r\n\r\nThey complained it was a tasteless example of exposing girls to sexual imagery way too young.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/male-strippers-e1459667651296.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3298"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/male-strippers-e1459667651296.jpg" alt="male-strippers" width="777" height="417" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3298" /></a><i>Fruity: the Peachy Boys in a publicity shot</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMs Bonham-Driscoll was forced to telephone each of the parents to apologise, but insisted she had done nothing wrong.\r\n\r\nShe told the Suffolk Gazette: "Kids these days see much worse on the internet and on television all the time. It was just a bit of fun.\r\n\r\n"I expressly asked the boys not to go \'all the way\' and remove all their clothes. Each of them kept a jock strap thing on - and all the girls loved it."\r\n\r\nThe troupe of four hunky men are based in Essex and usually perform at hen nights. They were paid £500 for their private performance lasting 30 minutes.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the group, who are all aged 26, said: "We did not realise the audience was only 14. We assumed they were 17 or 18 - it\'s very difficult to tell these days."\r\n\r\nSuffolk police said they had not received any complaints, and that no crime had been committed since the Peachy Boys had not fully undressed in front of the girls.\r\n\r\nOne mum whose daughter attended the party fumed: "My girl will not be going around that house again. We are all furious about what happened."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as mum books strippers for 14-year-old girl\'s party', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3297-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-03 07:51:13', '2016-04-03 07:51:13', '', 3297, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3297-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3302, 0, '2016-04-03 08:54:45', '2016-04-03 08:54:45', 'Donation sent following months of mirth and merriment.\r\nKeep it going.\r\nAmount sent is 4 pints round my way, but at least 15 in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nTrue story\r\nLocal GP disciplined for using acronyms in his patients notes, including \' NBFS\' \r\nNot bad for Suffolk when writing up an examination report!!!\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Chris r\nAUTHOR EMAIL: renehanclan@aol.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 82.0.39.27\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Chris r\n    [2_Email] =&gt; renehanclan@aol.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Donation sent following months of mirth and merriment.\r\nKeep it going.\r\nAmount sent is 4 pints round my way, but at least 15 in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nTrue story\r\nLocal GP disciplined for using acronyms in his patients notes, including \' NBFS\' \r\nNot bad for Suffolk when writing up an examination report!!!\n)\n', 'Chris r - 2016-04-03 08:54:45', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '519ea21af62c09ec7dc143019d8ca763', '', '', '2016-04-03 08:54:45', '2016-04-03 08:54:45', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3302', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3303, 1, '2016-04-04 07:33:00', '2016-04-04 07:33:00', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice have scrapped their trial of using Segways for town centre patrols after an officer veered out of control and crashed into Debenhams.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers had become a familiar sight zooming around Ipswich chasing petty criminals, or simply directing traffic from a high vantage point.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while they could get from A to B faster, particularly through the town\'s huge pedestrianised zones, some beat officers could not get used to driving a Segway - and top brass began to fear for public safety.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/police-segway-e1459753461126.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3304"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/police-segway-e1459753461126.jpg" alt="police-segway" width="777" height="583" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3304" /></a><i>The Suffolk Police Segways will be retired after accidents</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree people had been knocked over by police Segways in just three weeks, but the final straw came on Saturday when a constable was chasing an alleged shoplifter down Tavern Street.\r\n\r\n"He was closing in on the suspect," a police spokesman explained, "but then he had to swerve suddenly to avoid an elderly lady on a mobility scooter.\r\n\r\n"Sadly, this caused the officer to lose control, and he veered left and went straight through the Debenhams shop window. Luckily he was unhurt, although he was highly embarrassed.\r\n\r\n"The Segways have now been retired, and are clearly not the future of policing that we had hoped for."\r\n\r\nThe Segways, which had a little flashing blue light and a high-pitched siren, had been loaned to police by a local business, and are now being returned.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police Segways axed after officer crashes into Debenhams', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'police-segways', '', '', '2016-04-05 07:30:55', '2016-04-05 07:30:55', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3303', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3305, 1, '2016-04-04 07:32:32', '2016-04-04 07:32:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice have scrapped their trial of using Segways for town centre patrols after an officer veered out of control and crashed into Debenhams.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers had become a familiar sight zooming around Ipswich chasing petty criminals, or simply directing traffic from a high vantage point.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while they could get from A to B faster, particularly through the town\'s huge pedestrianised zones, some beat officers could not get used to driving a Segway - and top brass began to fear for public safety.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/police-segway-e1459753461126.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3304"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/police-segway-e1459753461126.jpg" alt="police-segway" width="777" height="583" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3304" /></a><i>The Suffolk Police Segways will be retired after accidents</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThree people had been knocked over by police Segways in just three weeks, but the final straw came on Saturday when a constable was chasing an alleged shoplifter down Tavern Street.\r\n\r\n"He was closing in on the suspect," a police spokesman explained, "but then he had to swerve suddenly to avoid an elderly lady on a mobility scooter.\r\n\r\n"Sadly, this caused the officer to lose control, and he veered left and went straight through the Debenhams shop window. Luckily he was unhurt, although he was highly embarrassed.\r\n\r\n"The Segways have now been retired, and are clearly not the future of policing that we had hoped for."\r\n\r\nThe Segways, which had a little flashing blue light and a high-pitched siren, had been loaned to police by a local business, and are now being returned.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police Segways axed after officer crashes into Debenhams', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3303-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-04 07:32:32', '2016-04-04 07:32:32', '', 3303, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3303-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3306, 1, '2016-04-05 07:29:38', '2016-04-05 07:29:38', '<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA super-safe oven glove, made with the same fibres as firefighters\' uniforms, has been invented especially for home cooks and professional chefs in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe £9.99 gloves are soft and machine-washable and have six-fingers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey have been tested up to 350c and are ideal for taking ready meals from the microwave or hedgehog terrine straight from the oven.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/norfolk-oven-glove.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3308"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/norfolk-oven-glove.jpg" alt="oven glove" width="471" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3308" /></a><i>This image has not been digit-enhanced</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"There was big demand for six-fingered gloves from Norfolk, particularly in the rural areas but we didn\'t have the technology before," said Ivor Patent, chief designer for Chefwanque.\r\n\r\n"The six-fingered oven glove, named The Carrow, can be worn on any hand and can also be used to put logs on the fire. The technology means they are also suitable for handling frozen items and can be worn on either foot when ferret catching in icy conditions," said Mr Patent.\r\n\r\nIt is believed Norwich City Football Club have put in an order for the protective gloves for their goalkeeping squad.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Oven glove invented for Norfolk cooks', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'oven-glove', '', '', '2016-04-05 12:14:51', '2016-04-05 12:14:51', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3306', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3309, 1, '2016-04-05 07:22:15', '2016-04-05 07:22:15', '<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA super-safe oven glove, made with the same fibres as firefighters\' uniforms, has been invented especially for home cooks and professional chefs in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe £9.99 gloves are soft and machine-washable and have six-fingers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey have been tested up to 350c and are ideal for taking ready meals from the microwave or hedgehog terrine straight from the oven.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/norfolk-oven-glove.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3308"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/norfolk-oven-glove.jpg" alt="norfolk-oven-glove" width="471" height="337" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3308" /></a><i>Norfolk glove: This photo has not been digit-enhanced</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"There was big demand for six-fingered gloves from Norfolk, particularly in the rural areas but we didn\'t have the technology before," said Ivor Patent, chief designer for Chefwanque.\r\n\r\n"The six-fingered glove, named The Carrow, can be worn on any hand and can also be used to put logs on the fire. The technology means they are also suitable for handling frozen items and can be worn on either foot when ferret catching in icy conditions," said Mr Patent.\r\n\r\nIt is believed Norwich City Football Club have put in an order for the protective gloves for their goalkeeping squad.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Oven glove invented for Norfolk cooks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3306-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-05 07:22:15', '2016-04-05 07:22:15', '', 3306, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3306-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3310, 1, '2016-04-05 07:27:46', '2016-04-05 07:27:46', '<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA super-safe oven glove, made with the same fibres as firefighters\' uniforms, has been invented especially for home cooks and professional chefs in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe £9.99 gloves are soft and machine-washable and have six-fingers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey have been tested up to 350c and are ideal for taking ready meals from the microwave or hedgehog terrine straight from the oven.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/norfolk-oven-glove.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3308"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/norfolk-oven-glove.jpg" alt="norfolk-oven-glove" width="471" height="337" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3308" /></a><i>Norfolk glove: This photo has not been digit-enhanced</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"There was big demand for six-fingered gloves from Norfolk, particularly in the rural areas but we didn\'t have the technology before," said Ivor Patent, chief designer for Chefwanque.\r\n\r\n"The six-fingered oven glove, named The Carrow, can be worn on any hand and can also be used to put logs on the fire. The technology means they are also suitable for handling frozen items and can be worn on either foot when ferret catching in icy conditions," said Mr Patent.\r\n\r\nIt is believed Norwich City Football Club have put in an order for the protective gloves for their goalkeeping squad.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Oven glove invented for Norfolk cooks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3306-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-05 07:27:46', '2016-04-05 07:27:46', '', 3306, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3306-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3311, 1, '2016-04-05 07:35:00', '2016-04-05 07:35:00', '<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\n\nA super-safe oven glove, made with the same fibres as firefighters\' uniforms, has been invented especially for home cooks and professional chefs in Norfolk.</b>\n\nThe £9.99 gloves are soft and machine-washable and have six-fingers.\n\n\n\nThey have been tested up to 350c and are ideal for taking ready meals from the microwave or hedgehog terrine straight from the oven.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/norfolk-oven-glove.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3308"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/norfolk-oven-glove.jpg" alt="oven glove" width="471" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3308" /></a><i>\n\n"There was big demand for six-fingered gloves from Norfolk, particularly in the rural areas but we didn\'t have the technology before," said Ivor Patent, chief designer for Chefwanque.\n\n"The six-fingered oven glove, named The Carrow, can be worn on any hand and can also be used to put logs on the fire. The technology means they are also suitable for handling frozen items and can be worn on either foot when ferret catching in icy conditions," said Mr Patent.\n\nIt is believed Norwich City Football Club have put in an order for the protective gloves for their goalkeeping squad.\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Oven glove invented for Norfolk cooks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3306-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-04-05 07:35:00', '2016-04-05 07:35:00', '', 3306, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3306-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3312, 1, '2016-04-05 07:35:41', '2016-04-05 07:35:41', '<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA super-safe oven glove, made with the same fibres as firefighters\' uniforms, has been invented especially for home cooks and professional chefs in Norfolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe £9.99 gloves are soft and machine-washable and have six-fingers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey have been tested up to 350c and are ideal for taking ready meals from the microwave or hedgehog terrine straight from the oven.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/norfolk-oven-glove.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3308"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/norfolk-oven-glove.jpg" alt="oven glove" width="471" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3308" /></a><i>This image has not been digit-enhanced</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"There was big demand for six-fingered gloves from Norfolk, particularly in the rural areas but we didn\'t have the technology before," said Ivor Patent, chief designer for Chefwanque.\r\n\r\n"The six-fingered oven glove, named The Carrow, can be worn on any hand and can also be used to put logs on the fire. The technology means they are also suitable for handling frozen items and can be worn on either foot when ferret catching in icy conditions," said Mr Patent.\r\n\r\nIt is believed Norwich City Football Club have put in an order for the protective gloves for their goalkeeping squad.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Oven glove invented for Norfolk cooks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3306-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-05 07:35:41', '2016-04-05 07:35:41', '', 3306, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3306-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3313, 1, '2016-04-05 12:14:00', '2016-04-05 12:14:00', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nSir Bradley Wiggins is to ride in this weekend\'s Grand National after being inspired by fellow cyclist Victoria Pendleton\'s switch to horse racing, we can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe former Tour de France winner and Olympic gold medalist has been secretly training on the gallops at Newmarket in Suffolk, and will mount the outsider Strava Sensation for the big race at Aintree.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlthough he has little chance of completing the grueling course, let alone winning \r\nit, Wiggins, 35, is now the housewives\' favourite and is being heavily backed at the bookies.\r\n\r\nPendleton, also 35, made the headlines when she rode at the recent Cheltenham Festival, proving that the key cycling skills of staying upright and going fast for a long time can be used just as well on a horse.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sir-bradley-wiggins.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3314"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sir-bradley-wiggins.jpg" alt="sir-bradley-wiggins" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3314" /></a><i>Here Wiggo: Sir Bradley to race in the Grand National</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal of Wiggins told the Suffolk Gazette: "He knows he is coming to the end of his brilliant cycling career, and he sees horse racing as the next step.\r\n\r\n"He has been training hard back in Suffolk for nearly three weeks, and when Strava Sensation was entered by Sheikh Yourbooty\'s yard he was offered the ride.\r\n\r\n"Sir Bradley can handle the pressure as he knows all about crossing the finishing line first - but he is not too used to jumps, and there are one or two of those around the Grand National course."\r\n\r\nStrava Sensation is 800/1 to win the National, behind firm favourite Many Clouds, which won the race last year.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sir Bradley Wiggins to ride the Grand National', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sir-bradley-wiggins-ride-grand-national', '', '', '2016-04-07 07:51:47', '2016-04-07 07:51:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3313', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3315, 1, '2016-04-05 12:13:01', '2016-04-05 12:13:01', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nSir Bradley Wiggins is to ride in this weekend\'s Grand National after being inspired by fellow cyclist Victoria Pendleton\'s switch to horse racing, we can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe former Tour de France winner and Olympic gold medalist has been secretly training on the gallops at Newmarket in Suffolk, and will mount the outsider Strava Sensation for the big race at Aintree.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlthough he has little chance of completing the grueling course, let alone winning \r\nit, Wiggins, 35, is now the housewives\' favourite and is being heavily backed at the bookies.\r\n\r\nPendleton, also 35, made the headlines when she rode at the recent Cheltenham Festival, proving that the key cycling skills of staying upright and going fast for a long time can be used just as well on a horse.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sir-bradley-wiggins.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3314"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sir-bradley-wiggins.jpg" alt="sir-bradley-wiggins" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3314" /></a><i>Here Wiggo: Sir Bradley to race in the Grand National</center></i><br>,br>\r\n\r\nA pal of Wiggins told the Suffolk Gazette: "He knows he is coming to the end of his brilliant cycling career, and he sees horse racing as the next step.\r\n\r\n"He has been training hard back in Suffolk, and when Strava Sensation was entered by Sheikh Yourbooty\'s stable he was offered the ride.\r\n\r\n"Sir Bradley can handle the pressure as he knows all about crossing the finishing line first - but he is not too used to jumps, and there are one or two of those around the Grand National course."\r\n\r\nStrava Sensation is 800/1 to win the National, behind firm favourite Many Clouds, which won the race last year.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sir Bradley Wiggins to ride in Grand National', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3313-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-05 12:13:01', '2016-04-05 12:13:01', '', 3313, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3313-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3316, 1, '2016-04-05 12:14:00', '2016-04-05 12:14:00', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nSir Bradley Wiggins is to ride in this weekend\'s Grand National after being inspired by fellow cyclist Victoria Pendleton\'s switch to horse racing, we can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe former Tour de France winner and Olympic gold medalist has been secretly training on the gallops at Newmarket in Suffolk, and will mount the outsider Strava Sensation for the big race at Aintree.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlthough he has little chance of completing the grueling course, let alone winning \r\nit, Wiggins, 35, is now the housewives\' favourite and is being heavily backed at the bookies.\r\n\r\nPendleton, also 35, made the headlines when she rode at the recent Cheltenham Festival, proving that the key cycling skills of staying upright and going fast for a long time can be used just as well on a horse.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sir-bradley-wiggins.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3314"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sir-bradley-wiggins.jpg" alt="sir-bradley-wiggins" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3314" /></a><i>Here Wiggo: Sir Bradley to race in the Grand National</center></i><br>,br>\r\n\r\nA pal of Wiggins told the Suffolk Gazette: "He knows he is coming to the end of his brilliant cycling career, and he sees horse racing as the next step.\r\n\r\n"He has been training hard back in Suffolk, and when Strava Sensation was entered by Sheikh Yourbooty\'s stable he was offered the ride.\r\n\r\n"Sir Bradley can handle the pressure as he knows all about crossing the finishing line first - but he is not too used to jumps, and there are one or two of those around the Grand National course."\r\n\r\nStrava Sensation is 800/1 to win the National, behind firm favourite Many Clouds, which won the race last year.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sir Bradley Wiggins to ride the Grand National', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3313-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-05 12:14:00', '2016-04-05 12:14:00', '', 3313, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3313-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3317, 1, '2016-04-05 12:18:38', '2016-04-05 12:18:38', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\n\nSir Bradley Wiggins is to ride in this weekend\'s Grand National after being inspired by fellow cyclist Victoria Pendleton\'s switch to horse racing, we can reveal.</b>\n\nThe former Tour de France winner and Olympic gold medalist has been secretly training on the gallops at Newmarket in Suffolk, and will mount the outsider Strava Sensation for the big race at Aintree.\n\n\n\nAlthough he has little chance of completing the grueling course, let alone winning \nit, Wiggins, 35, is now the housewives\' favourite and is being heavily backed at the bookies.\n\nPendleton, also 35, made the headlines when she rode at the recent Cheltenham Festival, proving that the key cycling skills of staying upright and going fast for a long time can be used just as well on a horse.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sir-bradley-wiggins.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3314"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sir-bradley-wiggins.jpg" alt="sir-bradley-wiggins" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3314" /></a><i>Here Wiggo: Sir Bradley to race in the Grand National</center></i><br><br>\n\nA pal of Wiggins told the Suffolk Gazette: "He knows he is coming to the end of his brilliant cycling career, and he sees horse racing as the next step.\n\n"He has been training hard back in Suffolk for nearly three weeks, and when Strava Sensation was entered by Sheikh Yourbooty\'s stable he was offered the ride.\n\n"Sir Bradley can handle the pressure as he knows all about crossing the finishing line first - but he is not too used to jumps, and there are one or two of those around the Grand National course."\n\nStrava Sensation is 800/1 to win the National, behind firm favourite Many Clouds, which won the race last year.\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sir Bradley Wiggins to ride the Grand National', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3313-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-04-05 12:18:38', '2016-04-05 12:18:38', '', 3313, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3313-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3318, 1, '2016-04-05 12:19:27', '2016-04-05 12:19:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nSir Bradley Wiggins is to ride in this weekend\'s Grand National after being inspired by fellow cyclist Victoria Pendleton\'s switch to horse racing, we can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe former Tour de France winner and Olympic gold medalist has been secretly training on the gallops at Newmarket in Suffolk, and will mount the outsider Strava Sensation for the big race at Aintree.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlthough he has little chance of completing the grueling course, let alone winning \r\nit, Wiggins, 35, is now the housewives\' favourite and is being heavily backed at the bookies.\r\n\r\nPendleton, also 35, made the headlines when she rode at the recent Cheltenham Festival, proving that the key cycling skills of staying upright and going fast for a long time can be used just as well on a horse.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sir-bradley-wiggins.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3314"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sir-bradley-wiggins.jpg" alt="sir-bradley-wiggins" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3314" /></a><i>Here Wiggo: Sir Bradley to race in the Grand National</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA pal of Wiggins told the Suffolk Gazette: "He knows he is coming to the end of his brilliant cycling career, and he sees horse racing as the next step.\r\n\r\n"He has been training hard back in Suffolk for nearly three weeks, and when Strava Sensation was entered by Sheikh Yourbooty\'s yard he was offered the ride.\r\n\r\n"Sir Bradley can handle the pressure as he knows all about crossing the finishing line first - but he is not too used to jumps, and there are one or two of those around the Grand National course."\r\n\r\nStrava Sensation is 800/1 to win the National, behind firm favourite Many Clouds, which won the race last year.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sir Bradley Wiggins to ride the Grand National', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3313-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-05 12:19:27', '2016-04-05 12:19:27', '', 3313, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3313-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3319, 1, '2016-04-07 07:51:01', '2016-04-07 07:51:01', '<b>By Tudor Lickspittle, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nLaden with buckets, mops and bottles of Flash, a loyal group of Suffolk housewives were off to London today as part of the Clean For The Queen campaign.</b>\r\n\r\nAn Eastern Counties coach company donated the bus to get the women and their feather dusters to Buckingham Palace to help get the place spruced up for Her Majesty\'s 90th birthdays.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe nationwide campaign was started by Country Life Magazine, an up-market glossy version of The Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nCabinet Ministers, celebrities and community leaders have joined in the fun, cleaning litter from the streets, scraping chewing gum off the pavements and clearing carrot-filled vomit from outside pubs.\r\n\r\nBut the jolly ladies decided to treat the Queen to a right Royal clean up in her own home.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/mrs-mopps-queen.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3320"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/mrs-mopps-queen.jpg" alt="mrs-mopps-queen" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3320" /></a><i>Scrubbing up well: Suffolk ladies prepare to visit the Palace</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We\'re doing her passageways, en-suite and ballrooms," chirped Ena Jiffy from Creeting St Mary.\r\n\r\n"No doubt we\'ll while away the journey singing Ten Green Bottles and Whistle While You Work while flirting with the driver in a girlish way.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve got Cillit Bang, Mr Sheen and Parazone and we\'ve borrowed the latest Dyson to get all those Corgi hairs off the carpet. Dusting those big glittery chandeliers will be a challenge but my Bert duct-taped a feather duster to a washing line pole and we\'ll do our best not to smash them to smithereens like that episode with Del Boy and grandad.\r\n\r\n"We are proud to represent the Suffolk Clean For The Queen campaign and it will be wonderful if she stops her royal duties for a little while and makes us a cuppa with a HobNob after we\'ve bleached the toilets,  dusted all her old books and jewellery and scrubbed her doorstep.\r\n\r\n"We thought it would be such a shame if people dropped in for her 90th birthday and the place looked like a tip."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/old-bus.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3321"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/old-bus.jpg" alt="old-bus" width="350" height="262" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3321" /></a><i>Luxury: Hi-tech bus will take the Mrs Mopps to London</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nLast night Buckingham Palace issued a statement about the Suffolk charabang outing of cleaning ladies.\r\n\r\nIt said: "One will be delighted to meet the ladies from Ipswich and One will be giving them all an honorary headscarf and Clean for The Queen tabard for their hard work. It will be lovely to see the Palace all shiny for the Big Days."\r\n\r\n* The Queen celebrates TWO birthdays each year. Her actual birthday is on April 21 and there is another on a Saturday in June when she traditionally goes on a hen party to Brighton.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Mrs Mopps off to clean for the Queen', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-mrs-mopps-clean-queen', '', '', '2016-04-09 07:42:38', '2016-04-09 07:42:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3319', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3322, 1, '2016-04-07 07:49:10', '2016-04-07 07:49:10', '<b>By Tudor Lickspittle, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nLaden with buckets, mops and bottles of Flash, a loyal group of Suffolk housewives were off to London today as part of the Clean For The Queen campaign.</b>\r\n\r\nAn Eastern Counties coach company donated the bus to get the women and their feather dusters to Buckingham Palace to help get the place spruced up for Her Majesty\'s 90th birthdays.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe nationwide campaign was started by Country Life Magazine, an up-market glossy version of The Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nCabinet Ministers, celebrities and community leaders have joined in the fun, cleaning litter from the streets, scraping chewing gum off the pavements and clearing carrot-filled vomit from outside pubs.\r\n\r\nBut the jolly ladies decided to treat the Queen to a right Royal clean up in her own home.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/mrs-mopps-queen.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3320"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/mrs-mopps-queen.jpg" alt="mrs-mopps-queen" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3320" /></a><i>Scrubbing up well: Suffolk ladies prepare to visit the Palace</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We\'re doing her passageways, en-suite and ballrooms," chirped Ena Jiffy from Creeting St Mary.\r\n\r\n"No doubt we\'ll while away the journey singing Ten Green Bottles and Whistle While You Work while flirting with the driver in a girlish way.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve got Cillit Bang, Mr Sheen and Parazone and we\'ve borrowed the latest Dyson to get all those Corgi hairs off the carpet. Dusting those big glittery chandeliers will be a challenge but my Bert duct-taped a feather duster to a washing line pole and we\'ll do our best not to smash them to smithereens like that episode with Del Boy and grandad.\r\n\r\n"We are proud to represent the Suffolk Clean For The Queen campaign and it will be wonderful if she stops her royal duties for a little while and makes us a cuppa with a HobNob after we\'ve bleached the toilets,  dusted all her old books and jewellery and scrubbed her doorstep.\r\n\r\n"We thought it would be such a shame if people dropped in for her 90th birthday and the place looked like a tip."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/old-bus.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3321"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/old-bus.jpg" alt="old-bus" width="350" height="262" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3321" /></a><i>Mrs Mopps\' luxury transport</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nLast night Buckingham Palace issued a statement about the Suffolk charabang outing of cleaning ladies.\r\n\r\nIt said: "One will be delighted to meet the ladies from Ipswich and One will be giving them all an honorary headscarf and Clean for The Queen tabard for their hard work. It will be lovely to see the Palace all shiny for the Big Days."\r\n\r\n* The Queen celebrates TWO birthdays each year. Her actual birthday is on April 21 and there is another on a Saturday in June when she traditionally goes on a hen party to Brighton.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Mrs Mopps off to clean for the Queen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3319-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-07 07:49:10', '2016-04-07 07:49:10', '', 3319, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3319-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3323, 1, '2016-04-07 07:56:11', '2016-04-07 07:56:11', '<b>By Tudor Lickspittle, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nLaden with buckets, mops and bottles of Flash, a loyal group of Suffolk housewives were off to London today as part of the Clean For The Queen campaign.</b>\r\n\r\nAn Eastern Counties coach company donated the bus to get the women and their feather dusters to Buckingham Palace to help get the place spruced up for Her Majesty\'s 90th birthdays.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe nationwide campaign was started by Country Life Magazine, an up-market glossy version of The Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nCabinet Ministers, celebrities and community leaders have joined in the fun, cleaning litter from the streets, scraping chewing gum off the pavements and clearing carrot-filled vomit from outside pubs.\r\n\r\nBut the jolly ladies decided to treat the Queen to a right Royal clean up in her own home.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/mrs-mopps-queen.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3320"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/mrs-mopps-queen.jpg" alt="mrs-mopps-queen" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3320" /></a><i>Scrubbing up well: Suffolk ladies prepare to visit the Palace</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"We\'re doing her passageways, en-suite and ballrooms," chirped Ena Jiffy from Creeting St Mary.\r\n\r\n"No doubt we\'ll while away the journey singing Ten Green Bottles and Whistle While You Work while flirting with the driver in a girlish way.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve got Cillit Bang, Mr Sheen and Parazone and we\'ve borrowed the latest Dyson to get all those Corgi hairs off the carpet. Dusting those big glittery chandeliers will be a challenge but my Bert duct-taped a feather duster to a washing line pole and we\'ll do our best not to smash them to smithereens like that episode with Del Boy and grandad.\r\n\r\n"We are proud to represent the Suffolk Clean For The Queen campaign and it will be wonderful if she stops her royal duties for a little while and makes us a cuppa with a HobNob after we\'ve bleached the toilets,  dusted all her old books and jewellery and scrubbed her doorstep.\r\n\r\n"We thought it would be such a shame if people dropped in for her 90th birthday and the place looked like a tip."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/old-bus.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3321"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/old-bus.jpg" alt="old-bus" width="350" height="262" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3321" /></a><i>Luxury: Hi-tech bus will take the Mrs Mopps to London</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nLast night Buckingham Palace issued a statement about the Suffolk charabang outing of cleaning ladies.\r\n\r\nIt said: "One will be delighted to meet the ladies from Ipswich and One will be giving them all an honorary headscarf and Clean for The Queen tabard for their hard work. It will be lovely to see the Palace all shiny for the Big Days."\r\n\r\n* The Queen celebrates TWO birthdays each year. Her actual birthday is on April 21 and there is another on a Saturday in June when she traditionally goes on a hen party to Brighton.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Mrs Mopps off to clean for the Queen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3319-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-07 07:56:11', '2016-04-07 07:56:11', '', 3319, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3319-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3324, 1, '2019-04-08 07:37:18', '2019-04-08 07:37:18', '<strong>The first man to use his finger to write \'CLEAN ME\' on the back of a dirty van has died, aged 86.</strong>\n\nHerbert Morris, from Sudbury in Suffolk, became famous when he carried out his hilarious joke in 1953, appearing on radio talk shows and in newspapers of the day.\n\n\n\nBut while it was funny the first time, nobody laughed ever again, and certainly no-one has found it remotely amusing for at least 60 years.\n\nQuite why people still daub vans with \'CLEAN ME\' or more recent variations such as \'I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY\' or \'ALSO AVAILABLE IN WHITE\', remains a mystery.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/clean-me-van.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3325"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3325" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/clean-me-van.jpg" alt="clean me" width="600" height="397" /></a>\n\nIn an interview with this newspaper in 2008, Mr Morris, who leaves a wife, Maureen and two children, said: "I knew it was funny when I did it the first time to a white Austin A40 Devon van, parked up outside the butchers in North Street. I remember it was November 1953.\n\n"Everyone thought it was very amusing at the time, and I was invited on to popular radio shows and featured in many national newspapers, including The Times - and even the original print version of your Suffolk Gazette.\n\n"But then everyone started copying it and it was not funny anymore. It\'s like telling the same joke over and over again and expecting people to laugh."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/herbert-morris.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3326"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3326" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/herbert-morris-e1460103874311.jpg" alt="elderly man" width="777" height="527" /></a>\n\nMr Morris died peacefully at his home, surrounded by his family, on Sunday.\n\nIn his will, he specified that the hearse taking his coffin to the funeral should be filthy, with \'CLEAN ME\' scrawled in large letters across the back.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHis wife, Maureen, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette today, but neighbour Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "He was a lovely man, who was always washing his car.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'First man to write \'CLEAN ME\' on dirty van has died', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'clean-me-van', '', '', '2019-04-08 08:28:31', '2019-04-08 08:28:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3324', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3327, 1, '2016-04-08 08:33:48', '2016-04-08 08:33:48', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThe first man to use his finger to write \'CLEAN ME\' on the back of a dirty van has died, aged 86.</b>\r\n\r\nHerbert Morris, from Sudbury in Suffolk, became famous when he carried out his hilarious joke in 1953, and appeared on radio talk shows and in newspapers of the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile it was funny the first time, nobody laughed ever again, and certainly no-one has found it remotely amusing for at least 60 years.\r\n\r\nQuite why people still daub vans with \'CLEAN ME\' or the recent variations of \'I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY\' or \'ALSO AVAILABLE IN WHITE\', remains a mystery.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/clean-me-van.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3325"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/clean-me-van.jpg" alt="clean me" width="600" height="397" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3325" /></a><i>Dirty joke: yet another white van is defaced</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn a recent interview with this newspaper, Mr Morris, who leaves a wife, Maureen and two children, said: "I knew it was funny when I did it the first time to a white Austin A40 Devon van, parked up outside the butchers in North Street. I remember it was November, 1953.\r\n\r\n"Everyone thought it was very funny at the time, and I was invited on to popular radio shows and featured in many national newspapers, including The Times - and even the original print version of your Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"But then everyone started copying it and it was not funny anymore. It\'s like telling the same joke over and over again and expecting people to laugh."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/herbert-morris.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3326"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/herbert-morris-e1460103874311.jpg" alt="elderly man" width="777" height="527" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3326" /></a><i>Ahead of his time: Herbert Morris</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Morris died peacefully at his home, surrounded by his family, on Sunday.\r\n\r\nIn his will, he specified that the hearse taking his coffin to the funeral should be filthy, with \'CLEAN ME\' scrawled in large letters across the back.\r\n\r\nHis wife, Maureen, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette today, but a neighbour said: "He was a lovely man, who was always washing his car."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'First man to write \'CLEAN ME\' on dirty van has died', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3324-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-08 08:33:48', '2016-04-08 08:33:48', '', 3324, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3324-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3328, 1, '2016-04-08 08:37:18', '2016-04-08 08:37:18', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThe first man to use his finger to write \'CLEAN ME\' on the back of a dirty van has died, aged 86.</b>\r\n\r\nHerbert Morris, from Sudbury in Suffolk, became famous when he carried out his hilarious joke in 1953, appearing on radio talk shows and in newspapers of the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while it was funny the first time, nobody laughed ever again, and certainly no-one has found it remotely amusing for at least 60 years.\r\n\r\nQuite why people still daub vans with \'CLEAN ME\' or more recent variations such as \'I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY\' or \'ALSO AVAILABLE IN WHITE\', remains a mystery.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/clean-me-van.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3325"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/clean-me-van.jpg" alt="clean me" width="600" height="397" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3325" /></a><i>Dirty joke: yet another white van is defaced</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn an interview with this newspaper in 2008, Mr Morris, who leaves a wife, Maureen and two children, said: "I knew it was funny when I did it the first time to a white Austin A40 Devon van, parked up outside the butchers in North Street. I remember it was November, 1953.\r\n\r\n"Everyone thought it was very funny at the time, and I was invited on to popular radio shows and featured in many national newspapers, including The Times - and even the original print version of your Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"But then everyone started copying it and it was not funny anymore. It\'s like telling the same joke over and over again and expecting people to laugh."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/herbert-morris.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3326"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/herbert-morris-e1460103874311.jpg" alt="elderly man" width="777" height="527" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3326" /></a><i>Ahead of his time: Herbert Morris</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Morris died peacefully at his home, surrounded by his family, on Sunday.\r\n\r\nIn his will, he specified that the hearse taking his coffin to the funeral should be filthy, with \'CLEAN ME\' scrawled in large letters across the back.\r\n\r\nHis wife, Maureen, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette today, but a neighbour said: "He was a lovely man, who was always washing his car."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'First man to write \'CLEAN ME\' on dirty van has died', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3324-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-08 08:37:18', '2016-04-08 08:37:18', '', 3324, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3324-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3329, 0, '2016-04-08 10:47:05', '2016-04-08 10:47:05', 'http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35992612\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Clive\nAUTHOR EMAIL: clive@ben8and.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 82.8.131.21\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Clive\n    [2_Email] =&gt; clive@ben8and.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35992612\n)\n', 'Clive - 2016-04-08 10:47:05', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'f858c61e0a6f55696811625d355b45ba', '', '', '2016-04-08 10:47:05', '2016-04-08 10:47:05', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3329', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3330, 1, '2016-04-09 08:28:19', '2016-04-09 08:28:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>When you’ve been all-out deadheading the daffs, putting your tea bags on the compost, and playing with your dibber, there’s nothing like a hearty meal to perk you up.</b>\r\n\r\nI like to get my teeth into a large Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle, washed down with a mini-keg of Adnams Ghost Ship.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you feel naughty eating what they call “junk food”, here’s a little potting tip to assuage your guilt.\r\n\r\nSimply rinse out the noodle tub and poke some holes in the bottom with a kebab skewer or your Black and Decker drill.\r\n\r\nDrop a few pebbles in the pot to aid drainage, and top with a few handfuls of compost. Pop in a few lettuce seeds (I used the variety Lactuca Gwynethum-Paltrowensis) and put the pot on a sunny windowsill.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3331"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" alt="potting-pot-noodle" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3331" /></a><i>Lettuce pray: God\'s gift of homemade salad</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSoon you will have a robust round lettuce like mine <i>above</i> which you can give to someone in the family who actually likes salad, or just pass it on to someone you don’t like.\r\n\r\nReaders often ask me which compost I use In My Lady Garden. I like the one made by that chap from the old TV series <i>Are You Being Served?</i>, who had the catchphrase “I’m Free!”.\r\n\r\nI think you will also like his John Inman’s Compost as it is works exceptionally well in getting little specimens to rise.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3332"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" alt="john-inman" width="450" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3332" /></a><i>John Inman\'s compost measures up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn my vegetable plot the Black Tuscan Kale is still going strong, as yours probably is. But don’t worry. We can soon deal with that.\r\n\r\nTrim off the insect-holed outer leaves down to the rib with your secateurs.\r\n\r\nThrow them on the compost heap. The leaves that is, not the secateurs.\r\n\r\nThen take all the inner leaves and throw them on the heap, too. That gets rid of the lot in one fell swoop. \r\n\r\nOr you could sell the whole plant to a passing hipster for £19.50. They like to shove them in their NutriBullets with that garish green algae, Spirulina, to make a sludgy smoothie to dribble down their beards.\r\n\r\nIt tastes like shite, of course, but helps them to glow in the dark when they are all la-la weird-dancing out of their heads at music and poetry festivals.\r\n\r\n<b>Plums</b>\r\n\r\nWith the weather changing from day-to-day, don’t forget to protect your fruit blossoms. There’s nothing worse than getting frostbite on your plums. Just pull an old jumper over them and hope for the best.\r\n\r\nDon’t be tempted to put your tender plants out yet. I will tell you when it’s safe for us to get down to a nice spot of bedding together.\r\n\r\nI have trimmed back my Brucius Forsythia which has been looking rather feeble of late and hope I will get another lease of life out of it.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your many questions.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr S Y from Cratfield: I really do think you’ll be wasting your money on that trendy hammock if you don’t have two trees.\r\n\r\n* Mrs S B from Combs: That mossy mound of yours definitely needs some attention. I would give it a good dressing of Veet or Immac.\r\n\r\n* Mr C K from Stowupland: Yes, I must say, your rear entrance does look rather bare. Have you tried putting a cactus in it?      \r\n\r\nHave a good week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3289"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Use your Noodle when potting up', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'potting', '', '', '2016-04-11 12:33:52', '2016-04-11 12:33:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3330', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3333, 1, '2016-04-09 08:10:23', '2016-04-09 08:10:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>When you’ve been all-out deadheading the daffs, putting your tea bags on the compost, and playing with your dibber, there’s nothing like a hearty meal to perk you up.</b>\r\n\r\nI like to get my teeth into a large Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle, washed down with a mini-keg of Adnams Ghost Ship.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you feel naughty eating what they call “junk food”, here’s a little tip to assuage your guilt.\r\n\r\nSimply rinse out the noodle tub and poke some holes in the bottom with a kebab skewer or your Black and Decker drill.\r\n\r\nDrop a few pebbles in the pot to aid drainage, and top with a few handfuls of compost. Pop in a few lettuce seeds (I used the variety Lactuca Gwynethum-Paltrowensis) and put the pot on a sunny windowsill.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3331"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" alt="potting-pot-noodle" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3331" /></a><i>Lettuce pray: God\'s gift of homemade salad</center><i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSoon you will have a robust round lettuce like mine <i>above</i> which you can give to someone in the family who actually likes salad, or just pass it on to someone you don’t like.\r\n\r\nReaders often ask me which compost I use In My Lady Garden. I like the one made by that chap from the old TV series <i>Are You Being Served?</i>, who had the catchphrase “I’m Free!”.\r\n\r\nI think you will also like his John Inman’s Compost as it is works exceptionally well in getting little specimens to rise.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3332"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" alt="john-inman" width="450" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3332" /></a><i>John Inman: likes to get dirty with compost</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn my vegetable plot the Black Tuscan Kale is still going strong, as yours probably is. But don’t worry. We can soon deal with that.\r\n\r\nTrim off the insect-holed outer leaves down to the rib with your secateurs.\r\n\r\nThrow them on the compost heap. The leaves that is, not the secateurs.\r\n\r\nThen take all the inner leaves and throw them on the heap, too. That gets rid of the lot in one fell swoop. \r\n\r\nOr you could sell the whole plant to a passing hipster for £19.50. They like to shove them in their NutriBullets with that garish green algae, Spirulina, to make a sludgy smoothie to dribble down their beards.\r\n\r\nIt tastes like shite, of course, but helps them to glow in the dark when they are all la-la weird-dancing out of their heads at music and poetry festivals.\r\n\r\nWith the weather changing from day to day, don’t forget to protect your fruit blossoms. There’s nothing worse than getting frostbite on your plums. Just pull an old jumper over them and hope for the best.\r\n\r\nDon’t be tempted to put your tender plants out yet. I will tell you when it’s safe for us to get down to a nice spot of bedding together.\r\n\r\nI have trimmed back my Brucius Forsythia which has been looking rather feeble of late and hope I will get another lease of life out of it.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your many questions.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr S Y from Cratfield: I really do think you’ll be wasting your money on that trendy hammock if you don’t have two trees.\r\n\r\n* Mrs S B from Combs: That mossy mound of yours definitely needs some attention. I would give it a good dressing of Veet or Immac.\r\n\r\n* Mr C K from Stowupland: Yes, I must say, your rear entrance does look rather bare. Have you tried putting a cactus in it?      \r\n\r\nHave a good week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3289"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Use your Noodle when potting up', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3330-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-09 08:10:23', '2016-04-09 08:10:23', '', 3330, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3330-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3335, 1, '2016-04-09 08:27:33', '2016-04-09 08:27:33', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>When you’ve been all-out deadheading the daffs, putting your tea bags on the compost, and playing with your dibber, there’s nothing like a hearty meal to perk you up.</b>\r\n\r\nI like to get my teeth into a large Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle, washed down with a mini-keg of Adnams Ghost Ship.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you feel naughty eating what they call “junk food”, here’s a little potting tip to assuage your guilt.\r\n\r\nSimply rinse out the noodle tub and poke some holes in the bottom with a kebab skewer or your Black and Decker drill.\r\n\r\nDrop a few pebbles in the pot to aid drainage, and top with a few handfuls of compost. Pop in a few lettuce seeds (I used the variety Lactuca Gwynethum-Paltrowensis) and put the pot on a sunny windowsill.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3331"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" alt="potting-pot-noodle" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3331" /></a><i>Lettuce pray: God\'s gift of homemade salad</center><i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSoon you will have a robust round lettuce like mine <i>above</i> which you can give to someone in the family who actually likes salad, or just pass it on to someone you don’t like.\r\n\r\nReaders often ask me which compost I use In My Lady Garden. I like the one made by that chap from the old TV series <i>Are You Being Served?</i>, who had the catchphrase “I’m Free!”.\r\n\r\nI think you will also like his John Inman’s Compost as it is works exceptionally well in getting little specimens to rise.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3332"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" alt="john-inman" width="450" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3332" /></a><i>John Inman\'s compost measures up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn my vegetable plot the Black Tuscan Kale is still going strong, as yours probably is. But don’t worry. We can soon deal with that.\r\n\r\nTrim off the insect-holed outer leaves down to the rib with your secateurs.\r\n\r\nThrow them on the compost heap. The leaves that is, not the secateurs.\r\n\r\nThen take all the inner leaves and throw them on the heap, too. That gets rid of the lot in one fell swoop. \r\n\r\nOr you could sell the whole plant to a passing hipster for £19.50. They like to shove them in their NutriBullets with that garish green algae, Spirulina, to make a sludgy smoothie to dribble down their beards.\r\n\r\nIt tastes like shite, of course, but helps them to glow in the dark when they are all la-la weird-dancing out of their heads at music and poetry festivals.\r\n\r\nWith the weather changing from day-to-day, don’t forget to protect your fruit blossoms. There’s nothing worse than getting frostbite on your plums. Just pull an old jumper over them and hope for the best.\r\n\r\nDon’t be tempted to put your tender plants out yet. I will tell you when it’s safe for us to get down to a nice spot of bedding together.\r\n\r\nI have trimmed back my Brucius Forsythia which has been looking rather feeble of late and hope I will get another lease of life out of it.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your many questions.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr S Y from Cratfield: I really do think you’ll be wasting your money on that trendy hammock if you don’t have two trees.\r\n\r\n* Mrs S B from Combs: That mossy mound of yours definitely needs some attention. I would give it a good dressing of Veet or Immac.\r\n\r\n* Mr C K from Stowupland: Yes, I must say, your rear entrance does look rather bare. Have you tried putting a cactus in it?      \r\n\r\nHave a good week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3289"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Use your Noodle when potting up', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3330-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-09 08:27:33', '2016-04-09 08:27:33', '', 3330, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3330-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3336, 1, '2016-04-09 08:31:50', '2016-04-09 08:31:50', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>When you’ve been all-out deadheading the daffs, putting your tea bags on the compost, and playing with your dibber, there’s nothing like a hearty meal to perk you up.</b>\r\n\r\nI like to get my teeth into a large Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle, washed down with a mini-keg of Adnams Ghost Ship.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you feel naughty eating what they call “junk food”, here’s a little potting tip to assuage your guilt.\r\n\r\nSimply rinse out the noodle tub and poke some holes in the bottom with a kebab skewer or your Black and Decker drill.\r\n\r\nDrop a few pebbles in the pot to aid drainage, and top with a few handfuls of compost. Pop in a few lettuce seeds (I used the variety Lactuca Gwynethum-Paltrowensis) and put the pot on a sunny windowsill.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3331"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" alt="potting-pot-noodle" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3331" /></a><i>Lettuce pray: God\'s gift of homemade salad</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSoon you will have a robust round lettuce like mine <i>above</i> which you can give to someone in the family who actually likes salad, or just pass it on to someone you don’t like.\r\n\r\nReaders often ask me which compost I use In My Lady Garden. I like the one made by that chap from the old TV series <i>Are You Being Served?</i>, who had the catchphrase “I’m Free!”.\r\n\r\nI think you will also like his John Inman’s Compost as it is works exceptionally well in getting little specimens to rise.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3332"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" alt="john-inman" width="450" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3332" /></a><i>John Inman\'s compost measures up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn my vegetable plot the Black Tuscan Kale is still going strong, as yours probably is. But don’t worry. We can soon deal with that.\r\n\r\nTrim off the insect-holed outer leaves down to the rib with your secateurs.\r\n\r\nThrow them on the compost heap. The leaves that is, not the secateurs.\r\n\r\nThen take all the inner leaves and throw them on the heap, too. That gets rid of the lot in one fell swoop. \r\n\r\nOr you could sell the whole plant to a passing hipster for £19.50. They like to shove them in their NutriBullets with that garish green algae, Spirulina, to make a sludgy smoothie to dribble down their beards.\r\n\r\nIt tastes like shite, of course, but helps them to glow in the dark when they are all la-la weird-dancing out of their heads at music and poetry festivals.\r\n\r\nWith the weather changing from day-to-day, don’t forget to protect your fruit blossoms. There’s nothing worse than getting frostbite on your plums. Just pull an old jumper over them and hope for the best.\r\n\r\nDon’t be tempted to put your tender plants out yet. I will tell you when it’s safe for us to get down to a nice spot of bedding together.\r\n\r\nI have trimmed back my Brucius Forsythia which has been looking rather feeble of late and hope I will get another lease of life out of it.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your many questions.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr S Y from Cratfield: I really do think you’ll be wasting your money on that trendy hammock if you don’t have two trees.\r\n\r\n* Mrs S B from Combs: That mossy mound of yours definitely needs some attention. I would give it a good dressing of Veet or Immac.\r\n\r\n* Mr C K from Stowupland: Yes, I must say, your rear entrance does look rather bare. Have you tried putting a cactus in it?      \r\n\r\nHave a good week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3289"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Use your Noodle when potting up', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3330-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-09 08:31:50', '2016-04-09 08:31:50', '', 3330, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3330-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3337, 1, '2016-04-09 08:34:08', '2016-04-09 08:34:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>When you’ve been all-out deadheading the daffs, putting your tea bags on the compost, and playing with your dibber, there’s nothing like a hearty meal to perk you up.</b>\n\nI like to get my teeth into a large Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle, washed down with a mini-keg of Adnams Ghost Ship.\n\n\n\nIf you feel naughty eating what they call “junk food”, here’s a little potting tip to assuage your guilt.\n\nSimply rinse out the noodle tub and poke some holes in the bottom with a kebab skewer or your Black and Decker drill.\n\nDrop a few pebbles in the pot to aid drainage, and top with a few handfuls of compost. Pop in a few lettuce seeds (I used the variety Lactuca Gwynethum-Paltrowensis) and put the pot on a sunny windowsill.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3331"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" alt="potting-pot-noodle" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3331" /></a><i>Lettuce pray: God\'s gift of homemade salad</center></i><br><br>\n\nSoon you will have a robust round lettuce like mine <i>above</i> which you can give to someone in the family who actually likes salad, or just pass it on to someone you don’t like.\n\nReaders often ask me which compost I use In My Lady Garden. I like the one made by that chap from the old TV series <i>Are You Being Served?</i>, who had the catchphrase “I’m Free!”.\n\nI think you will also like his John Inman’s Compost as it is works exceptionally well in getting little specimens to rise.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3332"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" alt="john-inman" width="450" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3332" /></a><i>John Inman\'s compost measures up</center></i><br><br>\n\nIn my vegetable plot the Black Tuscan Kale is still going strong, as yours probably is. But don’t worry. We can soon deal with that.\n\nTrim off the insect-holed outer leaves down to the rib with your secateurs.\n\nThrow them on the compost heap. The leaves that is, not the secateurs.\n\nThen take all the inner leaves and throw them on the heap, too. That gets rid of the lot in one fell swoop. \n\nOr you could sell the whole plant to a passing hipster for £19.50. They like to shove them in their NutriBullets with that garish green algae, Spirulina, to make a sludgy smoothie to dribble down their beards.\n\nIt tastes like shite, of course, but helps them to glow in the dark when they are all la-la weird-dancing out of their heads at music and poetry festivals.\n\n\n\nWith the weather changing from day-to-day, don’t forget to protect your fruit blossoms. There’s nothing worse than getting frostbite on your plums. Just pull an old jumper over them and hope for the best.\n\nDon’t be tempted to put your tender plants out yet. I will tell you when it’s safe for us to get down to a nice spot of bedding together.\n\nI have trimmed back my Brucius Forsythia which has been looking rather feeble of late and hope I will get another lease of life out of it.\n\n<b>Now for the answers to your many questions.</b>\n\n* Mr S Y from Cratfield: I really do think you’ll be wasting your money on that trendy hammock if you don’t have two trees.\n\n* Mrs S B from Combs: That mossy mound of yours definitely needs some attention. I would give it a good dressing of Veet or Immac.\n\n* Mr C K from Stowupland: Yes, I must say, your rear entrance does look rather bare. Have you tried putting a cactus in it?      \n\nHave a good week!\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3289"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Use your Noodle when potting up', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3330-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-04-09 08:34:08', '2016-04-09 08:34:08', '', 3330, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3330-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3338, 1, '2016-04-09 08:34:21', '2016-04-09 08:34:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3213"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>When you’ve been all-out deadheading the daffs, putting your tea bags on the compost, and playing with your dibber, there’s nothing like a hearty meal to perk you up.</b>\r\n\r\nI like to get my teeth into a large Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle, washed down with a mini-keg of Adnams Ghost Ship.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you feel naughty eating what they call “junk food”, here’s a little potting tip to assuage your guilt.\r\n\r\nSimply rinse out the noodle tub and poke some holes in the bottom with a kebab skewer or your Black and Decker drill.\r\n\r\nDrop a few pebbles in the pot to aid drainage, and top with a few handfuls of compost. Pop in a few lettuce seeds (I used the variety Lactuca Gwynethum-Paltrowensis) and put the pot on a sunny windowsill.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3331"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/potting-pot-noodle-e1460188333637.jpg" alt="potting-pot-noodle" width="350" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3331" /></a><i>Lettuce pray: God\'s gift of homemade salad</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSoon you will have a robust round lettuce like mine <i>above</i> which you can give to someone in the family who actually likes salad, or just pass it on to someone you don’t like.\r\n\r\nReaders often ask me which compost I use In My Lady Garden. I like the one made by that chap from the old TV series <i>Are You Being Served?</i>, who had the catchphrase “I’m Free!”.\r\n\r\nI think you will also like his John Inman’s Compost as it is works exceptionally well in getting little specimens to rise.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3332"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-inman.jpg" alt="john-inman" width="450" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3332" /></a><i>John Inman\'s compost measures up</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn my vegetable plot the Black Tuscan Kale is still going strong, as yours probably is. But don’t worry. We can soon deal with that.\r\n\r\nTrim off the insect-holed outer leaves down to the rib with your secateurs.\r\n\r\nThrow them on the compost heap. The leaves that is, not the secateurs.\r\n\r\nThen take all the inner leaves and throw them on the heap, too. That gets rid of the lot in one fell swoop. \r\n\r\nOr you could sell the whole plant to a passing hipster for £19.50. They like to shove them in their NutriBullets with that garish green algae, Spirulina, to make a sludgy smoothie to dribble down their beards.\r\n\r\nIt tastes like shite, of course, but helps them to glow in the dark when they are all la-la weird-dancing out of their heads at music and poetry festivals.\r\n\r\n<b>Plums</b>\r\n\r\nWith the weather changing from day-to-day, don’t forget to protect your fruit blossoms. There’s nothing worse than getting frostbite on your plums. Just pull an old jumper over them and hope for the best.\r\n\r\nDon’t be tempted to put your tender plants out yet. I will tell you when it’s safe for us to get down to a nice spot of bedding together.\r\n\r\nI have trimmed back my Brucius Forsythia which has been looking rather feeble of late and hope I will get another lease of life out of it.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your many questions.</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr S Y from Cratfield: I really do think you’ll be wasting your money on that trendy hammock if you don’t have two trees.\r\n\r\n* Mrs S B from Combs: That mossy mound of yours definitely needs some attention. I would give it a good dressing of Veet or Immac.\r\n\r\n* Mr C K from Stowupland: Yes, I must say, your rear entrance does look rather bare. Have you tried putting a cactus in it?      \r\n\r\nHave a good week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3289"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Use your Noodle when potting up', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3330-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-09 08:34:21', '2016-04-09 08:34:21', '', 3330, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3330-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3342, 1, '2016-04-10 18:14:14', '2016-04-10 18:14:14', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nSuffolk farmers are becoming increasingly concerned about a new cow-tipping craze sweeping the county.</b>\r\n\r\nYoung men are sneaking up on unsuspecting cows and pushing them over, leaving them laying on the ground and unable to get up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe mad fad is believed to have started near Blythburgh in the north east of the county, but has now spread as far afield as Icklingham in the west.\r\n\r\nOne farmer, Giles Ruddy, who keeps a dairy herd near Hollesley, went to his field one morning last week to find all 50 of his cows had been pushed over by pranksters.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/cow-pushed-over-e1439638007396.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/cow-pushed-over-566x377.jpg" alt="Cow on the ground" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1460" /></a><center><i>Cow-tipping: Udderly ridiculous</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCreeping up on cows and pushing them over does not harm the animals, but vets believe they may become psychologically disturbed and no longer produce good quality milk.\r\n\r\nNow farmers are calling on the police to increase rural patrols at pub closing time, when most of the cow-tipping incidents take place.\r\n\r\nMr Ruddy said: "It might be funny at the time, but pushing my cows over when they are least suspecting it is unfair as I have to go around picking them all up again. Police should be looking out for this sort of thing."\r\n\r\nDetective Inspector Frank Drebin, of Suffolk Police, said: "There is no actual law against pushing cows over. However, young men might well be committing trespass offences, and we would advise them to keep away from the farmers\' fields.\r\n\r\n"There is also a dangerous element, in that a cow could fall on a person and squash them."\r\n\r\nOne teenager from Melton, who refused to give his name, said: "There\'s nothing for us to do round here. Pushing over cows is free entertainment, and it keeps us off the streets. And we think the cows quite enjoy it."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Concern at craze for pushing over cows', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1459-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-10 18:14:14', '2016-04-10 18:14:14', '', 1459, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1459-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3343, 1, '2016-04-11 12:33:00', '2016-04-11 12:33:00', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nWork has finally begun on building a high-security 12-foot wall along the north Suffolk border to keep out Norfolk migrants.</b>\r\n\r\nThe multi-million pound project started at Brandon, close to the railway line which marks the border with Suffolk to the south, and Weeting and the rest of Norfolk to the north.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis spot was chosen because the railway crossing, seen in our exclusive photo, will become Checkpoint Barley - the so-called "neutral zone" where Norfolk bumpkins will be allowed into Suffolk, so long as they have the correct papers.\r\n\r\nSuffolk authorities had tried to keep the initial building work a secret to prevent unrest north of the border - but one eagle-eyed Suffolk Gazette reader managed to take these pictures and smuggle them to our offices.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-e1460376713333.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3344"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-e1460376713333.jpg" alt="suffolk-norfolk-wall" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3344" /></a><i>Keep out! The wall starts to go up at Brandon, and will stretch across the entire border with Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe wall is actually wooden in structure, but will have steel plates screwed along the whole length, with razor wire added to the top for good measure.\r\n\r\nOur photo shows work on the wooden skeleton is well under way, while one sheet of metal is also in place. A worker has left a ladder where he intends to test out the first razor wire.\r\n\r\nCheckpoint Barley is just down the road, and will be heavily guarded once the wall is complete along the whole 80-mile border, which is expected to be in three years.\r\n\r\nAs previously reported in the Suffolk Gazette, thousands of Norfolk peasants have been trying to move south into Suffolk to escape their hovels, putting incredible pressure on Suffolk resources, and raising fears of inbreeding.\r\n\r\nNew Suffolk county leader Ronald Trump was elected last year after promising to build the wall, and has now started the work sooner than expected.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for his office said: "We can confirm work on the county border wall has started. Soon no-one from Norfolk will get into Suffolk unless we approve it first.\r\n\r\n"Of course, people from Suffolk will be free to cross into Norfolk as often as they wish. Perhaps to enjoy a break on the Norfolk Broads, or maybe just to laugh at the weird-looking people there."\r\n\r\nAnother photo of the ongoing work shows one of the wall security team busy on his walkie-talkie taking instructions from top brass about suspicious Norfolk people seen nearby.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-again-e1460377397394.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3345"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-again-e1460377397394.jpg" alt="suffolk-norfolk-wall-again" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3345" /></a><i>Watchful: A vigilant security guard stays in communication with HQ</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce the wall\'s success is proven, Mr Trump wants to work on a similar border wall with Essex to prevent an influx of chavs into Suffolk. It is not thought a wall is needed on the Cambridgeshire border because nobody lives there.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Work starts on Suffolk border wall to keep out Norfolk migrants', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-border-wall', '', '', '2016-04-12 12:34:38', '2016-04-12 12:34:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3343', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3346, 1, '2016-04-11 12:27:32', '2016-04-11 12:27:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nWork has finally begun on building a high-security 12-foot wall along the north Suffolk border to keep out Norfolk migrants.</b>\r\n\r\nThe multi-million pound project started at Brandon, close to the railway line which marks the border with Suffolk to the south, and Weeting and the rest of Norfolk to the north.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis spot was chosen because the railway crossing, seen in our exclusive photo, will become Checkpoint Barley - the so-called "neutral zone" where Norfolk bumpkins will be allowed into Suffolk, so long as they have the correct papers.\r\n\r\nSuffolk authorities had tried to keep the initial building work a secret to prevent unrest north of the border - but one eagle-eyed Suffolk Gazette reader managed to take a picture and smuggle it to our offices.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-e1460376713333.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3344"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-e1460376713333.jpg" alt="suffolk-norfolk-wall" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3344" /></a><i>Keep out! The wall starts to go up at Brandon, and will stretch across the entire border with Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe wall is actually wooden in structure, but will have steel plates screwed along the whole length, with razor wire added to the top for good measure.\r\n\r\nOur photo shows work on the wooden skeleton is well under way, while one sheet of metal is also in place. A worker has left a ladder where he intends to test out the first razor wire.\r\n\r\nCheckpoint Barley is just down the road, and will be heavily guarded once the wall is complete along the whole 80-mile border, which is expected to be in three years.\r\n\r\nAs previously reported in the Suffolk Gazette, thousands of Norfolk peasants have been trying to move south into Suffolk to escape their hovels, putting incredible pressure on Suffolk resources, and raising fears of inbreeding.\r\n\r\nNew county leader Ronald Trump was elected last year after promising to build the wall, and has now started the work sooner than expected.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for his office said: "We can conform work on the county border wall has started. Soon no-one from Norfolk will get into Suffolk unless we approve it first.\r\n\r\n"Of course, people from Suffolk will be free to cross into Norfolk as often as they wish. Perhaps to enjoy a break on the Norfolk Broads, or maybe just to laugh at the weird-looking people there."\r\n\r\nAnother photo of the ongoing work shows one of the wall security team busy on his walkie-talkie taking instructions from top brass about suspicious Norfolk people seen nearby.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-again-e1460377397394.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3345"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-again-e1460377397394.jpg" alt="suffolk-norfolk-wall-again" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3345" /></a><i>Watchful: A security guard stays in communication with HQ</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Work starts on Suffolk border wall to keep out Norfolk migrants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3343-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-11 12:27:32', '2016-04-11 12:27:32', '', 3343, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3343-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3347, 1, '2016-04-11 12:33:00', '2016-04-11 12:33:00', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nWork has finally begun on building a high-security 12-foot wall along the north Suffolk border to keep out Norfolk migrants.</b>\r\n\r\nThe multi-million pound project started at Brandon, close to the railway line which marks the border with Suffolk to the south, and Weeting and the rest of Norfolk to the north.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis spot was chosen because the railway crossing, seen in our exclusive photo, will become Checkpoint Barley - the so-called "neutral zone" where Norfolk bumpkins will be allowed into Suffolk, so long as they have the correct papers.\r\n\r\nSuffolk authorities had tried to keep the initial building work a secret to prevent unrest north of the border - but one eagle-eyed Suffolk Gazette reader managed to take these pictures and smuggle them to our offices.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-e1460376713333.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3344"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-e1460376713333.jpg" alt="suffolk-norfolk-wall" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3344" /></a><i>Keep out! The wall starts to go up at Brandon, and will stretch across the entire border with Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe wall is actually wooden in structure, but will have steel plates screwed along the whole length, with razor wire added to the top for good measure.\r\n\r\nOur photo shows work on the wooden skeleton is well under way, while one sheet of metal is also in place. A worker has left a ladder where he intends to test out the first razor wire.\r\n\r\nCheckpoint Barley is just down the road, and will be heavily guarded once the wall is complete along the whole 80-mile border, which is expected to be in three years.\r\n\r\nAs previously reported in the Suffolk Gazette, thousands of Norfolk peasants have been trying to move south into Suffolk to escape their hovels, putting incredible pressure on Suffolk resources, and raising fears of inbreeding.\r\n\r\nNew county leader Ronald Trump was elected last year after promising to build the wall, and has now started the work sooner than expected.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for his office said: "We can confirm work on the county border wall has started. Soon no-one from Norfolk will get into Suffolk unless we approve it first.\r\n\r\n"Of course, people from Suffolk will be free to cross into Norfolk as often as they wish. Perhaps to enjoy a break on the Norfolk Broads, or maybe just to laugh at the weird-looking people there."\r\n\r\nAnother photo of the ongoing work shows one of the wall security team busy on his walkie-talkie taking instructions from top brass about suspicious Norfolk people seen nearby.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-again-e1460377397394.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3345"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-again-e1460377397394.jpg" alt="suffolk-norfolk-wall-again" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3345" /></a><i>Watchful: A security guard stays in communication with HQ</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce the wall\'s success is proven, Mr Trump wants to work on a similar border wall with Essex to prevent an influx of chavs into Suffolk. It is not thought a wall is needed on the Cambridgeshire border because nobody lives there.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Work starts on Suffolk border wall to keep out Norfolk migrants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3343-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-11 12:33:00', '2016-04-11 12:33:00', '', 3343, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3343-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3348, 1, '2016-04-11 12:36:40', '2016-04-11 12:36:40', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nWork has finally begun on building a high-security 12-foot wall along the north Suffolk border to keep out Norfolk migrants.</b>\r\n\r\nThe multi-million pound project started at Brandon, close to the railway line which marks the border with Suffolk to the south, and Weeting and the rest of Norfolk to the north.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis spot was chosen because the railway crossing, seen in our exclusive photo, will become Checkpoint Barley - the so-called "neutral zone" where Norfolk bumpkins will be allowed into Suffolk, so long as they have the correct papers.\r\n\r\nSuffolk authorities had tried to keep the initial building work a secret to prevent unrest north of the border - but one eagle-eyed Suffolk Gazette reader managed to take these pictures and smuggle them to our offices.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-e1460376713333.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3344"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-e1460376713333.jpg" alt="suffolk-norfolk-wall" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3344" /></a><i>Keep out! The wall starts to go up at Brandon, and will stretch across the entire border with Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe wall is actually wooden in structure, but will have steel plates screwed along the whole length, with razor wire added to the top for good measure.\r\n\r\nOur photo shows work on the wooden skeleton is well under way, while one sheet of metal is also in place. A worker has left a ladder where he intends to test out the first razor wire.\r\n\r\nCheckpoint Barley is just down the road, and will be heavily guarded once the wall is complete along the whole 80-mile border, which is expected to be in three years.\r\n\r\nAs previously reported in the Suffolk Gazette, thousands of Norfolk peasants have been trying to move south into Suffolk to escape their hovels, putting incredible pressure on Suffolk resources, and raising fears of inbreeding.\r\n\r\nNew Suffolk county leader Ronald Trump was elected last year after promising to build the wall, and has now started the work sooner than expected.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for his office said: "We can confirm work on the county border wall has started. Soon no-one from Norfolk will get into Suffolk unless we approve it first.\r\n\r\n"Of course, people from Suffolk will be free to cross into Norfolk as often as they wish. Perhaps to enjoy a break on the Norfolk Broads, or maybe just to laugh at the weird-looking people there."\r\n\r\nAnother photo of the ongoing work shows one of the wall security team busy on his walkie-talkie taking instructions from top brass about suspicious Norfolk people seen nearby.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-again-e1460377397394.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3345"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-again-e1460377397394.jpg" alt="suffolk-norfolk-wall-again" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3345" /></a><i>Watchful: A security guard stays in communication with HQ</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce the wall\'s success is proven, Mr Trump wants to work on a similar border wall with Essex to prevent an influx of chavs into Suffolk. It is not thought a wall is needed on the Cambridgeshire border because nobody lives there.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Work starts on Suffolk border wall to keep out Norfolk migrants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3343-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-11 12:36:40', '2016-04-11 12:36:40', '', 3343, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3343-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3349, 1, '2016-04-11 12:37:44', '2016-04-11 12:37:44', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nWork has finally begun on building a high-security 12-foot wall along the north Suffolk border to keep out Norfolk migrants.</b>\r\n\r\nThe multi-million pound project started at Brandon, close to the railway line which marks the border with Suffolk to the south, and Weeting and the rest of Norfolk to the north.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis spot was chosen because the railway crossing, seen in our exclusive photo, will become Checkpoint Barley - the so-called "neutral zone" where Norfolk bumpkins will be allowed into Suffolk, so long as they have the correct papers.\r\n\r\nSuffolk authorities had tried to keep the initial building work a secret to prevent unrest north of the border - but one eagle-eyed Suffolk Gazette reader managed to take these pictures and smuggle them to our offices.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-e1460376713333.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3344"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-e1460376713333.jpg" alt="suffolk-norfolk-wall" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3344" /></a><i>Keep out! The wall starts to go up at Brandon, and will stretch across the entire border with Norfolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe wall is actually wooden in structure, but will have steel plates screwed along the whole length, with razor wire added to the top for good measure.\r\n\r\nOur photo shows work on the wooden skeleton is well under way, while one sheet of metal is also in place. A worker has left a ladder where he intends to test out the first razor wire.\r\n\r\nCheckpoint Barley is just down the road, and will be heavily guarded once the wall is complete along the whole 80-mile border, which is expected to be in three years.\r\n\r\nAs previously reported in the Suffolk Gazette, thousands of Norfolk peasants have been trying to move south into Suffolk to escape their hovels, putting incredible pressure on Suffolk resources, and raising fears of inbreeding.\r\n\r\nNew Suffolk county leader Ronald Trump was elected last year after promising to build the wall, and has now started the work sooner than expected.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for his office said: "We can confirm work on the county border wall has started. Soon no-one from Norfolk will get into Suffolk unless we approve it first.\r\n\r\n"Of course, people from Suffolk will be free to cross into Norfolk as often as they wish. Perhaps to enjoy a break on the Norfolk Broads, or maybe just to laugh at the weird-looking people there."\r\n\r\nAnother photo of the ongoing work shows one of the wall security team busy on his walkie-talkie taking instructions from top brass about suspicious Norfolk people seen nearby.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-again-e1460377397394.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3345"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suffolk-norfolk-wall-again-e1460377397394.jpg" alt="suffolk-norfolk-wall-again" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3345" /></a><i>Watchful: A vigilant security guard stays in communication with HQ</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOnce the wall\'s success is proven, Mr Trump wants to work on a similar border wall with Essex to prevent an influx of chavs into Suffolk. It is not thought a wall is needed on the Cambridgeshire border because nobody lives there.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Work starts on Suffolk border wall to keep out Norfolk migrants', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3343-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-11 12:37:44', '2016-04-11 12:37:44', '', 3343, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3343-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3350, 1, '2016-04-12 12:33:45', '2016-04-12 12:33:45', '[efb_likebox fanpage_url="suffolkgazette" box_width="300" box_height="260" locale="en_GB" responsive="1" show_faces="1" show_stream="0" hide_cover="0" small_header="0" hide_cta="0" ]\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAll Ipswich children aged under 16 are to be microchipped in a controversial test to cut anti-social behaviour, it has emerged.</b>\r\n\r\nA week after the microchipping of all dogs became law, ministers are keen to see if the same cheap technology can be used to track and identify troublemaking youngsters.\r\n\r\nIpswich was chosen because of the large number of feral pre-teens and adolescents roaming the town centre and estates.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow each of the town\'s children will need to be microchipped by August 1 or parents will face a £200 fine.\r\n\r\nThe chips are quick and safe to inject beneath the skin on the upper arm. They will be similar to those used on dogs, but will also include a GPS sensor to allow police and local authorities to track the movement of every child wherever they go.\r\n\r\nPolice say this means they can easily identify suspects whenever there are disturbances, crimes or unsociable behaviour that has blighted parts of the town.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3352"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" alt="microchip" width="555" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3352" /></a><i>A child microchip is only the size of a grain of rice</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIf the 12-month trial is successful, the Government hopes to introduce it nationwide, and could even insist on all adults being microchipped as well.\r\n\r\nBut some parents are furious about the test. Mum-of-seven Chevaunna Miller, 27, from Gainsborough, said: "I\'m the first to admit my little darlings aren\'t the best behaved, but these microwave chips seem way over the top. Where is my kids\' right to privacy? And what if the chips go wrong? It is like Big Brother, but not the reality TV show."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, local councillors insist most parents will be all for the experiment. "At the end of the day, it is only those that have something to hide who will be against this.\r\n\r\n"We expect it to slash antisocial behaviour and crime overnight. It\'s safe and cheap, and does not hurt - certainly dogs don\'t seem to mind."\r\n\r\nParents in Ipswich will start receiving letters from the police next week, specifying where they need to take their children to be microchipped.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kids microchipped to tackle anti-social behaviour', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'children-microchipped', '', '', '2017-04-21 08:02:41', '2017-04-21 08:02:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3350', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3353, 1, '2016-04-12 12:33:12', '2016-04-12 12:33:12', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAll Ipswich children aged under 16 are to be microchipped in a controversial test to cut unsociable behaviour, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nA week after the microchipping of all dogs became law, ministers are keen to see if the same cheap technology can be used to track and identify troublemaking youngsters.\r\n\r\nIpswich was chosen because of the large number of feral pre-teens and adolescents roaming the town centre and estates.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow each of the town\'s children will be need to be microchipped by August 1 or parents will face a £200 fine.\r\n\r\nThe chips are quick and safe to inject beneath the skin on the upper arm. They will be similar to those used on dogs, but will also include a GPS sensor to allow police and local authorities to track the movement of every child wherever they go.\r\n\r\nPolice say this means they can easily identify suspects whenever there are disturbances, crimes or unsociable behaviour that has blighted parts of the town.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3352"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" alt="microchip" width="555" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3352" /></a><i>A child microchip is only the size of a grain of rice</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIf the 12-month trial is successful, the Government hopes to introduce it nationwide, and could even insist on all adults being microchipped as well.\r\n\r\nBut some parents are furious about the test. Mum-of-seven Chevaunna Miller, 27, from Gainsborough, said: "I\'m the first to admit my little darlings aren\'t the best behaved, but these microwave chips seem way over the top. Where is my kids\' right to privacy? And what if the chips go wrong? It is like Big Brother, but not the reality TV show."\r\n\r\nHowever, local councillors insist most parents will be all for the experiment. "At the end of the day, it is only those that have something to hide who will be against this.\r\n\r\n"We expect it to slash antisocial behaviour and crime overnight. It\'s safe and cheap, and does not hurt - certainly dogs don\'t seem to mind."\r\n\r\nParents in Ipswich will start receiving letters from the police next week, specifying where they need to take their children to be microchipped.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Children microchipped to tackle anti-social behaviour', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3350-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-12 12:33:12', '2016-04-12 12:33:12', '', 3350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3354, 1, '2016-04-12 12:36:23', '2016-04-12 12:36:23', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAll Ipswich children aged under 16 are to be microchipped in a controversial test to cut unsociable behaviour, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nA week after the microchipping of all dogs became law, ministers are keen to see if the same cheap technology can be used to track and identify troublemaking youngsters.\r\n\r\nIpswich was chosen because of the large number of feral pre-teens and adolescents roaming the town centre and estates.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow each of the town\'s children will be need to be microchipped by August 1 or parents will face a £200 fine.\r\n\r\nThe chips are quick and safe to inject beneath the skin on the upper arm. They will be similar to those used on dogs, but will also include a GPS sensor to allow police and local authorities to track the movement of every child wherever they go.\r\n\r\nPolice say this means they can easily identify suspects whenever there are disturbances, crimes or unsociable behaviour that has blighted parts of the town.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3352"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" alt="microchip" width="555" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3352" /></a><i>A child microchip is only the size of a grain of rice</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIf the 12-month trial is successful, the Government hopes to introduce it nationwide, and could even insist on all adults being microchipped as well.\r\n\r\nBut some parents are furious about the test. Mum-of-seven Chevaunna Miller, 27, from Gainsborough, said: "I\'m the first to admit my little darlings aren\'t the best behaved, but these microwave chips seem way over the top. Where is my kids\' right to privacy? And what if the chips go wrong? It is like Big Brother, but not the reality TV show."\r\n\r\nHowever, local councillors insist most parents will be all for the experiment. "At the end of the day, it is only those that have something to hide who will be against this.\r\n\r\n"We expect it to slash antisocial behaviour and crime overnight. It\'s safe and cheap, and does not hurt - certainly dogs don\'t seem to mind."\r\n\r\nParents in Ipswich will start receiving letters from the police next week, specifying where they need to take their children to be microchipped.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kids microchipped to tackle anti-social behaviour', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3350-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-12 12:36:23', '2016-04-12 12:36:23', '', 3350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3355, 1, '2016-04-12 12:37:32', '2016-04-12 12:37:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAll Ipswich children aged under 16 are to be microchipped in a controversial test to cut unsociable behaviour, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nA week after the microchipping of all dogs became law, ministers are keen to see if the same cheap technology can be used to track and identify troublemaking youngsters.\r\n\r\nIpswich was chosen because of the large number of feral pre-teens and adolescents roaming the town centre and estates.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow each of the town\'s children will need to be microchipped by August 1 or parents will face a £200 fine.\r\n\r\nThe chips are quick and safe to inject beneath the skin on the upper arm. They will be similar to those used on dogs, but will also include a GPS sensor to allow police and local authorities to track the movement of every child wherever they go.\r\n\r\nPolice say this means they can easily identify suspects whenever there are disturbances, crimes or unsociable behaviour that has blighted parts of the town.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3352"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" alt="microchip" width="555" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3352" /></a><i>A child microchip is only the size of a grain of rice</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIf the 12-month trial is successful, the Government hopes to introduce it nationwide, and could even insist on all adults being microchipped as well.\r\n\r\nBut some parents are furious about the test. Mum-of-seven Chevaunna Miller, 27, from Gainsborough, said: "I\'m the first to admit my little darlings aren\'t the best behaved, but these microwave chips seem way over the top. Where is my kids\' right to privacy? And what if the chips go wrong? It is like Big Brother, but not the reality TV show."\r\n\r\nHowever, local councillors insist most parents will be all for the experiment. "At the end of the day, it is only those that have something to hide who will be against this.\r\n\r\n"We expect it to slash antisocial behaviour and crime overnight. It\'s safe and cheap, and does not hurt - certainly dogs don\'t seem to mind."\r\n\r\nParents in Ipswich will start receiving letters from the police next week, specifying where they need to take their children to be microchipped.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kids microchipped to tackle anti-social behaviour', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3350-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-12 12:37:32', '2016-04-12 12:37:32', '', 3350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3356, 1, '2017-04-09 15:05:35', '2017-04-09 15:05:35', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nAll Ipswich children aged under 16 are to be microchipped in a controversial test to cut anti-social behaviour, it has emerged.</b>\n\nA week after the microchipping of all dogs became law, ministers are keen to see if the same cheap technology can be used to track and identify troublemaking youngsters.\n\nIpswich was chosen because of the large number of feral pre-teens and adolescents roaming the town centre and estates.\n\n\n\nNow each of the town\'s children will need to be microchipped by August 1 or parents will face a £200 fine.\n\nThe chips are quick and safe to inject beneath the skin on the upper arm. They will be similar to those used on dogs, but will also include a GPS sensor to allow police and local authorities to track the movement of every child wherever they go.\n\nPolice say this means they can easily identify suspects whenever there are disturbances, crimes or unsociable behaviour that has blighted parts of the town.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3352"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" alt="microchip" width="555" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3352" /></a><i>A child microchip is only the size of a grain of rice</center></i><br><br>\n\nIf the 12-month trial is successful, the Government hopes to introduce it nationwide, and could even insist on all adults being microchipped as well.\n\nBut some parents are furious about the test. Mum-of-seven Chevaunna Miller, 27, from Gainsborough, said: "I\'m the first to admit my little darlings aren\'t the best behaved, but these microwave chips seem way over the top. Where is my kids\' right to privacy? And what if the chips go wrong? It is like Big Brother, but not the reality TV show."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHowever, local councillors insist most parents will be all for the experiment. "At the end of the day, it is only those that have something to hide who will be against this.\n\n"We expect it to slash antisocial behaviour and crime overnight. It\'s safe and cheap, and does not hurt - certainly dogs don\'t seem to mind."\n\nParents in Ipswich will start receiving letters from the police next week, specifying where they need to take their children to be microchipped.\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kids microchipped to tackle anti-social behaviour', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3350-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-04-09 15:05:35', '2017-04-09 15:05:35', '', 3350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3350-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3357, 1, '2016-04-12 12:44:40', '2016-04-12 12:44:40', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAll Ipswich children aged under 16 are to be microchipped in a controversial test to cut anti-social behaviour, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nA week after the microchipping of all dogs became law, ministers are keen to see if the same cheap technology can be used to track and identify troublemaking youngsters.\r\n\r\nIpswich was chosen because of the large number of feral pre-teens and adolescents roaming the town centre and estates.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow each of the town\'s children will need to be microchipped by August 1 or parents will face a £200 fine.\r\n\r\nThe chips are quick and safe to inject beneath the skin on the upper arm. They will be similar to those used on dogs, but will also include a GPS sensor to allow police and local authorities to track the movement of every child wherever they go.\r\n\r\nPolice say this means they can easily identify suspects whenever there are disturbances, crimes or unsociable behaviour that has blighted parts of the town.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3352"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/microchip-e1460463622772.jpg" alt="microchip" width="555" height="330" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3352" /></a><i>A child microchip is only the size of a grain of rice</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIf the 12-month trial is successful, the Government hopes to introduce it nationwide, and could even insist on all adults being microchipped as well.\r\n\r\nBut some parents are furious about the test. Mum-of-seven Chevaunna Miller, 27, from Gainsborough, said: "I\'m the first to admit my little darlings aren\'t the best behaved, but these microwave chips seem way over the top. Where is my kids\' right to privacy? And what if the chips go wrong? It is like Big Brother, but not the reality TV show."\r\n\r\nHowever, local councillors insist most parents will be all for the experiment. "At the end of the day, it is only those that have something to hide who will be against this.\r\n\r\n"We expect it to slash antisocial behaviour and crime overnight. It\'s safe and cheap, and does not hurt - certainly dogs don\'t seem to mind."\r\n\r\nParents in Ipswich will start receiving letters from the police next week, specifying where they need to take their children to be microchipped.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Kids microchipped to tackle anti-social behaviour', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3350-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-12 12:44:40', '2016-04-12 12:44:40', '', 3350, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3350-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3360, 0, '2016-04-13 02:59:46', '2016-04-13 02:59:46', 'This was advised as a must read as between me and my lot I have made this fictitious Suffolkville as being over the border from mainland England.  This was just good old fashioned humour.  Then a lady I know saw it and advised me this site is the one to read. I think this is fantastic. Just up my street. It\'s basis us just fun gossip about any too areas really.  The fun thing is the use of the comoaritmsions that do go in between Suffolk and Norfolk folk. It\'s all in fun. Xx can I subscribe thanks Wendy Scott\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Wendy Scot\nAUTHOR EMAIL: scott_wendy@sky.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 90.200.121.197\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Wendy Scot\n    [2_Email] =&gt; scott_wendy@sky.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; This was advised as a must read as between me and my lot I have made this fictitious Suffolkville as being over the border from mainland England.  This was just good old fashioned humour.  Then a lady I know saw it and advised me this site is the one to read. I think this is fantastic. Just up my street. It\'s basis us just fun gossip about any too areas really.  The fun thing is the use of the comoaritmsions that do go in between Suffolk and Norfolk folk. It\'s all in fun. Xx can I subscribe thanks Wendy Scott\n)\n', 'Wendy Scot - 2016-04-13 02:59:46', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'b55ecb2719675fc8ca93e5294c5baf1f', '', '', '2016-04-13 02:59:46', '2016-04-13 02:59:46', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3360', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3361, 0, '2016-04-13 02:59:52', '2016-04-13 02:59:52', 'This was advised as a must read as between me and my lot I have made this fictitious Suffolkville as being over the border from mainland England.  This was just good old fashioned humour.  Then a lady I know saw it and advised me this site is the one to read. I think this is fantastic. Just up my street. It\'s basis us just fun gossip about any too areas really.  The fun thing is the use of the comoaritmsions that do go in between Suffolk and Norfolk folk. It\'s all in fun. Xx can I subscribe thanks Wendy Scott\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Wendy Scot\nAUTHOR EMAIL: scott_wendy@sky.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 90.200.121.197\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Wendy Scot\n    [2_Email] =&gt; scott_wendy@sky.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; This was advised as a must read as between me and my lot I have made this fictitious Suffolkville as being over the border from mainland England.  This was just good old fashioned humour.  Then a lady I know saw it and advised me this site is the one to read. I think this is fantastic. Just up my street. It\'s basis us just fun gossip about any too areas really.  The fun thing is the use of the comoaritmsions that do go in between Suffolk and Norfolk folk. It\'s all in fun. Xx can I subscribe thanks Wendy Scott\n)\n', 'Wendy Scot - 2016-04-13 02:59:52', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2d1dd771960298916341d6e1ff2e1aa4', '', '', '2016-04-13 02:59:52', '2016-04-13 02:59:52', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3361', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3362, 1, '2016-04-13 11:43:51', '2016-04-13 11:43:51', '<b>By Sue Moore, Legal Correspondent\r\n\r\nA wealthy farmer who had a sleazy foursome with a Miss Whiplash and two sheep has won an injunction against The Suffolk Gazette to stop us revealing his name.</b>\r\n\r\nWe have also been forced to black-out the faces of the farmer and one of the sheep in our exclusive picture.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe adulterous farmer was named in court only as BJS, the dominatrix as SNM and the sheep as BAA1 and BAA2.\r\n\r\nThe four met regularly for sordid encounters in a field near Needham Market, where squeals and bleating were heard by residents.\r\n\r\nBut when SNM brought incriminating photos and racy text messages to The Suffolk Gazette, BJS went to the Appeal Court in London where Lord Justice Whyff-O\'Skandall made an interim injunction to block publication in England and Wales.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/farmer-sheep-e1460544889845.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/farmer-sheep-e1460544889845.jpg" alt="farmer-sheep" width="777" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3364" /></a><i>Gagged: The Suffolk Gazette is forced to hide the identity of farmer and sheep</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe farmer, from rural Norfolk, crossed the county border to meet SNM, who lives in Stowmarket, after seeing pictures of her swishing a whip while wearing a black leather mankini on an internet bondage site.\r\n\r\nThe dominatrix asked BJS if he wanted any special services and he said: "Yes, two sheep."\r\n\r\nThe four went for a drink at Wetherspoons, then headed for the field where the acts took place. They carried on their illicit relationships for about a year, then SNM decided to whip and tell. A lawyer for BJS said the story would invade the farmer\'s privates and affect his wife and two children.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is trying to overturn the farmer injunction after the mystery couple and the sheep were named and photographed in agriculture magazines in the USA and Scotland, where the legal restrictions do not apply.\r\n\r\nRumours of his identity have also been swirling around Twitter and other social networking sites like Farming Weekly Forum.\r\n\r\n"We will not be gagged," said a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette. "This story is in the pubic interest."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Foursome farmer gags Suffolk Gazette', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'farmer-injunction', '', '', '2016-05-12 15:06:00', '2016-05-12 15:06:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3362', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3365, 1, '2016-04-13 10:56:06', '2016-04-13 10:56:06', '<b>By Sue Moore, Legal Correspondent\r\n\r\nA wealthy farmer who had a sleazy foursome with a Miss Whiplash and two sheep has  won an injunction against The Suffolk Gazette to stop us revealing his name.</b>\r\n\r\nWe have also been forced to pixellate the faces of the farmer, the bondage Queen and both sheep.\r\n\r\nThe adulterous farmer was named in court only as BJS, the dominatrix as SNM and the sheep as BAA1 and BAA2.\r\n\r\nThe four met regularly for sexual encounters in a field near Needham Market where squeals and bleating were heard by residents. But when SNM brought incriminating photos and sexts to The Suffolk Gazette, BJS went to the Appeal Court in London where Lord Justice Whyff-O\'Skandall made an interim injunction to block publication in England and Wales.\r\n\r\nThe farmer, from rural Norfolk, crossed the county border to meet SNM, who lives in Stowmarket, after seeing pictures of her swishing a whip while wearing a black leather mankini on an internet bondage site which the judge also frequents.\r\n\r\nThe dominatrix asked BJS if he wanted any special services and he said: "Yes, two sheep."\r\n\r\nThe four went for a drink at Wetherspoons, then headed for the field where the acts took place. They carried on their illicit relationships for about a year, then SNM decided to whip and tell. A lawyer for BJS said the story would invade the farmer\'s privates, even though he is married and has two children.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is trying to overturn the injunction after the mystery couple and the sheep were named and photographed in agriculture magazines in the USA and Scotland, where the legal restrictions do not apply.\r\n\r\n"We will not be gagged," said a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette. "This story is in the pubic interest."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Foursome farmer gags Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3362-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-13 10:56:06', '2016-04-13 10:56:06', '', 3362, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3362-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3366, 1, '2016-04-13 11:40:41', '2016-04-13 11:40:41', '<b>By Sue Moore, Legal Correspondent\r\n\r\nA wealthy farmer who had a sleazy foursome with a Miss Whiplash and two sheep has won an injunction against The Suffolk Gazette to stop us revealing his name.</b>\r\n\r\nWe have also been forced to black-out the faces of the farmer and one of the sheep in our exclusive picture.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe adulterous farmer was named in court only as BJS, the dominatrix as SNM and the sheep as BAA1 and BAA2.\r\n\r\nThe four met regularly for sordid encounters in a field near Needham Market, where squeals and bleating were heard by residents. But when SNM brought incriminating photos and racy text messages to The Suffolk Gazette, BJS went to the Appeal Court in London where Lord Justice Whyff-O\'Skandall made an interim injunction to block publication in England and Wales.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/farmer-sheep-e1460544889845.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/farmer-sheep-e1460544889845.jpg" alt="farmer-sheep" width="777" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3364" /></a><i>Gagged: The Suffolk Gazette is forced to hide the identity of farmer and sheep</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe farmer, from rural Norfolk, crossed the county border to meet SNM, who lives in Stowmarket, after seeing pictures of her swishing a whip while wearing a black leather mankini on an internet bondage site.\r\n\r\nThe dominatrix asked BJS if he wanted any special services and he said: "Yes, two sheep."\r\n\r\nThe four went for a drink at Wetherspoons, then headed for the field where the acts took place. They carried on their illicit relationships for about a year, then SNM decided to whip and tell. A lawyer for BJS said the story would invade the farmer\'s privates and affect his wife and two children.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is trying to overturn the injunction after the mystery couple and the sheep were named and photographed in agriculture magazines in the USA and Scotland, where the legal restrictions do not apply.\r\n\r\nRumours of his identity have also been swirling around Twitter and other social networking sites like Farming Weekly Forum.\r\n\r\n"We will not be gagged," said a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette. "This story is in the pubic interest."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Foursome farmer gags Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3362-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-13 11:40:41', '2016-04-13 11:40:41', '', 3362, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3362-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3367, 1, '2016-04-13 11:42:17', '2016-04-13 11:42:17', '<b>By Sue Moore, Legal Correspondent\r\n\r\nA wealthy farmer who had a sleazy foursome with a Miss Whiplash and two sheep has won an injunction against The Suffolk Gazette to stop us revealing his name.</b>\r\n\r\nWe have also been forced to black-out the faces of the farmer and one of the sheep in our exclusive picture.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe adulterous farmer was named in court only as BJS, the dominatrix as SNM and the sheep as BAA1 and BAA2.\r\n\r\nThe four met regularly for sordid encounters in a field near Needham Market, where squeals and bleating were heard by residents. But when SNM brought incriminating photos and racy text messages to The Suffolk Gazette, BJS went to the Appeal Court in London where Lord Justice Whyff-O\'Skandall made an interim injunction to block publication in England and Wales.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/farmer-sheep-e1460544889845.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/farmer-sheep-e1460544889845.jpg" alt="farmer-sheep" width="777" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3364" /></a><i>Gagged: The Suffolk Gazette is forced to hide the identity of farmer and sheep</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe farmer, from rural Norfolk, crossed the county border to meet SNM, who lives in Stowmarket, after seeing pictures of her swishing a whip while wearing a black leather mankini on an internet bondage site.\r\n\r\nThe dominatrix asked BJS if he wanted any special services and he said: "Yes, two sheep."\r\n\r\nThe four went for a drink at Wetherspoons, then headed for the field where the acts took place. They carried on their illicit relationships for about a year, then SNM decided to whip and tell. A lawyer for BJS said the story would invade the farmer\'s privates and affect his wife and two children.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is trying to overturn the farmer injunction after the mystery couple and the sheep were named and photographed in agriculture magazines in the USA and Scotland, where the legal restrictions do not apply.\r\n\r\nRumours of his identity have also been swirling around Twitter and other social networking sites like Farming Weekly Forum.\r\n\r\n"We will not be gagged," said a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette. "This story is in the pubic interest."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Foursome farmer gags Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3362-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-13 11:42:17', '2016-04-13 11:42:17', '', 3362, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3362-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3368, 1, '2016-04-13 11:47:10', '2016-04-13 11:47:10', '<b>By Sue Moore, Legal Correspondent\r\n\r\nA wealthy farmer who had a sleazy foursome with a Miss Whiplash and two sheep has won an injunction against The Suffolk Gazette to stop us revealing his name.</b>\r\n\r\nWe have also been forced to black-out the faces of the farmer and one of the sheep in our exclusive picture.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe adulterous farmer was named in court only as BJS, the dominatrix as SNM and the sheep as BAA1 and BAA2.\r\n\r\nThe four met regularly for sordid encounters in a field near Needham Market, where squeals and bleating were heard by residents.\r\n\r\nBut when SNM brought incriminating photos and racy text messages to The Suffolk Gazette, BJS went to the Appeal Court in London where Lord Justice Whyff-O\'Skandall made an interim injunction to block publication in England and Wales.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/farmer-sheep-e1460544889845.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/farmer-sheep-e1460544889845.jpg" alt="farmer-sheep" width="777" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3364" /></a><i>Gagged: The Suffolk Gazette is forced to hide the identity of farmer and sheep</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe farmer, from rural Norfolk, crossed the county border to meet SNM, who lives in Stowmarket, after seeing pictures of her swishing a whip while wearing a black leather mankini on an internet bondage site.\r\n\r\nThe dominatrix asked BJS if he wanted any special services and he said: "Yes, two sheep."\r\n\r\nThe four went for a drink at Wetherspoons, then headed for the field where the acts took place. They carried on their illicit relationships for about a year, then SNM decided to whip and tell. A lawyer for BJS said the story would invade the farmer\'s privates and affect his wife and two children.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is trying to overturn the farmer injunction after the mystery couple and the sheep were named and photographed in agriculture magazines in the USA and Scotland, where the legal restrictions do not apply.\r\n\r\nRumours of his identity have also been swirling around Twitter and other social networking sites like Farming Weekly Forum.\r\n\r\n"We will not be gagged," said a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette. "This story is in the pubic interest."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Foursome farmer gags Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3362-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-13 11:47:10', '2016-04-13 11:47:10', '', 3362, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3362-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3369, 0, '2016-04-13 20:50:03', '2016-04-13 20:50:03', 'Please could you inform me of your source for this article (http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/children-microchipped/#), as far as I am currently concerned your article is made up nonsense and GPs technology that small does not exist. You are scaremongering parents for no real reason.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Matthew White\nAUTHOR EMAIL: social@whitie.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 80.193.157.167\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Matthew White\n    [2_Email] =&gt; social@whitie.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Please could you inform me of your source for this article (http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/children-microchipped/#), as far as I am currently concerned your article is made up nonsense and GPs technology that small does not exist. You are scaremongering parents for no real reason. \n)\n', 'Matthew White - 2016-04-13 20:50:03', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'a1890f4e1450dad3d5dd0ea6ece13da9', '', '', '2016-04-13 20:50:03', '2016-04-13 20:50:03', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3369', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3370, 1, '2016-04-14 08:46:43', '2016-04-14 08:46:43', '[efb_likebox fanpage_url="suffolkgazette" box_width="300" box_height="260" locale="en_GB" responsive="1" show_faces="1" show_stream="0" hide_cover="0" small_header="0" hide_cta="0" ]\r\n\r\n<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nHer Majesty the Queen secretly joined a hen party in Ipswich, visiting several town pubs and even experiencing the joys of a late-night kebab, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nShe partied with excited revellers last Saturday night, dressing down to fit in with the rest of the group, and at one point wore joke Playboy bunny ears on her head.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnly the most eagle-eyed of drinkers may have noticed her security team following discreetly behind as the group moved from pub to pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png" alt="the queen" width="516" height="397" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3371" /></a><i>Royal rave: Her Majesty enjoyed a lively night out in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Queen, who is 90 next week, was attending because the grand-daughter of her great friend, Lady Felsham, is getting married next week. Her Majesty is unable to attend the wedding owing to other Royal duties, so made the decision to join the hen night instead.\r\n\r\nA close friend of the Felsham family told us: "The Queen is Emily Feslham\'s godmother, and she so much wanted to join the wedding celebrations. She has a tremendous sense of mischief at times, and really liked the idea of going on a hen night. She\'d never been on one before and was keen to see what they were all about."\r\n\r\nThe friend, who asked not to be named, said the hen party started at The Greyhound pub in Henley Road before moving towards town and stopping off at Wetherspoons\' The Cricketers pub. From there it staggered to the Robert Ransome and then the Irish pub, McGinty\'s, which would have been diplomatically challenging just a few years ago.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMore town centre bars followed, and Her Majesty enjoyed several glasses of sherry before tasting a pint of Adnams, the local beer, and a Rekorderlig fruit cider, which she found "immensely refreshing".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg" alt="ipswich-at-night" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3372" /></a><i>Bright lights: The Queen was impressed with the vibrant Ipswich nightlife</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the most surprising event came at the end of the evening, when she joined the nine other party-goers for a traditional late-night snack - a doner kebab.\r\n\r\n"Nobody recognised her in the queue. You would not really expect the Queen to be having a kebab, after all. She had a small doner and asked for a dash of chilli sauce.\r\n\r\n"The rest of the group was then due to go clubbing, but it was 11.30pm by this stage, and at her age the Queen had become quite tired, and probably quite emotional.\r\n\r\n"She was taken away in a black Range Rover."\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace spokesman said: "We can confirm that Her Majesty was on a private engagement in Suffolk last Saturday."\r\n\r\n<i>Did you see the Queen out and about in Ipswich last Saturday? Send us your photos to the usual address.</i>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen enjoys secret hen night in Ipswich', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'the-queen-hen-night', '', '', '2017-04-21 08:32:29', '2017-04-21 08:32:29', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3370', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3373, 1, '2016-04-14 08:43:22', '2016-04-14 08:43:22', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nHer Majesty the Queen secretly joined a hen party in Ipswich, visiting several town pubs and even experiencing the joys of a late-night kebab, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nShe partied with excited revellers last Saturday night, dressing down to fit in with the rest of the group, and at one point wore joke Playboy bunny ears on her head.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnly the most eagle-eyed of drinkers may have noticed her security team following discreetly behind as the group moved from pub to pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png" alt="the queen" width="516" height="397" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3371" /></a><i>Royal rave: Her Majesty enjoyed a lively night out in Ipswich</enter></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Queen was attending because the grand-daughter of her great friend, Lady Felsham, is getting married next week. Her Majesty is unable to attend the wedding owing to other Royal duties, so made the decision to join the hen night instead.\r\n\r\nA close family friend of the Felshams told us: "The Queen is Emily Feslham\'s godmother, and she so much wanted to join the wedding celebrations. She has a tremendous sense of mischief at times, and really liked the idea of going on a hen night. She\'d never been on one before and was keen to see what they were all about."\r\n\r\nThe friend, who asked not to be named, said the hen party started at The Greyhound pub in Henley Road before moving towards town and stopping off at Wetherspoons\' The Cricketers pub. From there it moved on to the Robert Ransome and then the Irish pub McGinty\'s, which would have been diplomatically challenging just a few years ago.\r\n\r\nMore town centre bars followed, and Her Majesty enjoyed several glasses of sherry before tasting a pint of Adnams, the local beer, and a Rekorderlig fruit cider, which she found "immensely refreshing".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg" alt="ipswich-at-night" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3372" /></a><i>Bright lights: The Queen was impressed with the vibrant Ipswich nightlife</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the most surprising event came at the end of the evening, when she joined the nine other party-goers for a tradional late-night snack - a doner kebab.\r\n\r\n"Nobody recognised her in the queue. You would not really expect the Queen to be having a kebab, after all. She had a small doner and asked for a dah of chilli sauce.\r\n\r\n"The rest of the group were then due to go clubbing, but it was 11.30pm by this stage, and at her age the Queen had become quite tired, and probably quite emotional.\r\n\r\n"She was taken away in a black Range Rover."\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace spokesman said: "We can confirm that Her Majesty was on a private engagement in Suffolk last Saturday."\r\n\r\n<i>Did you see the Queen out and about in Ipswich last Saturday? Send us your photos to the usual address.</i>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen enjoys secret hen night in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3370-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-14 08:43:22', '2016-04-14 08:43:22', '', 3370, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3370-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3374, 1, '2016-04-14 08:46:43', '2016-04-14 08:46:43', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nHer Majesty the Queen secretly joined a hen party in Ipswich, visiting several town pubs and even experiencing the joys of a late-night kebab, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nShe partied with excited revellers last Saturday night, dressing down to fit in with the rest of the group, and at one point wore joke Playboy bunny ears on her head.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnly the most eagle-eyed of drinkers may have noticed her security team following discreetly behind as the group moved from pub to pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png" alt="the queen" width="516" height="397" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3371" /></a><i>Royal rave: Her Majesty enjoyed a lively night out in Ipswich</enter></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Queen, who is 90 next week, was attending because the grand-daughter of her great friend, Lady Felsham, is getting married next week. Her Majesty is unable to attend the wedding owing to other Royal duties, so made the decision to join the hen night instead.\r\n\r\nA close friend of the Felsham family told us: "The Queen is Emily Feslham\'s godmother, and she so much wanted to join the wedding celebrations. She has a tremendous sense of mischief at times, and really liked the idea of going on a hen night. She\'d never been on one before and was keen to see what they were all about."\r\n\r\nThe friend, who asked not to be named, said the hen party started at The Greyhound pub in Henley Road before moving towards town and stopping off at Wetherspoons\' The Cricketers pub. From there it moved on to the Robert Ransome and then the Irish pub McGinty\'s, which would have been diplomatically challenging just a few years ago.\r\n\r\nMore town centre bars followed, and Her Majesty enjoyed several glasses of sherry before tasting a pint of Adnams, the local beer, and a Rekorderlig fruit cider, which she found "immensely refreshing".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg" alt="ipswich-at-night" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3372" /></a><i>Bright lights: The Queen was impressed with the vibrant Ipswich nightlife</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the most surprising event came at the end of the evening, when she joined the nine other party-goers for a traditional late-night snack - a doner kebab.\r\n\r\n"Nobody recognised her in the queue. You would not really expect the Queen to be having a kebab, after all. She had a small doner and asked for a dash of chilli sauce.\r\n\r\n"The rest of the group was then due to go clubbing, but it was 11.30pm by this stage, and at her age the Queen had become quite tired, and probably quite emotional.\r\n\r\n"She was taken away in a black Range Rover."\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace spokesman said: "We can confirm that Her Majesty was on a private engagement in Suffolk last Saturday."\r\n\r\n<i>Did you see the Queen out and about in Ipswich last Saturday? Send us your photos to the usual address.</i>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen enjoys secret hen night in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3370-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-14 08:46:43', '2016-04-14 08:46:43', '', 3370, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3370-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3375, 1, '2016-04-14 08:49:21', '2016-04-14 08:49:21', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nHer Majesty the Queen secretly joined a hen party in Ipswich, visiting several town pubs and even experiencing the joys of a late-night kebab, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nShe partied with excited revellers last Saturday night, dressing down to fit in with the rest of the group, and at one point wore joke Playboy bunny ears on her head.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnly the most eagle-eyed of drinkers may have noticed her security team following discreetly behind as the group moved from pub to pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png" alt="the queen" width="516" height="397" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3371" /></a><i>Royal rave: Her Majesty enjoyed a lively night out in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Queen, who is 90 next week, was attending because the grand-daughter of her great friend, Lady Felsham, is getting married next week. Her Majesty is unable to attend the wedding owing to other Royal duties, so made the decision to join the hen night instead.\r\n\r\nA close friend of the Felsham family told us: "The Queen is Emily Feslham\'s godmother, and she so much wanted to join the wedding celebrations. She has a tremendous sense of mischief at times, and really liked the idea of going on a hen night. She\'d never been on one before and was keen to see what they were all about."\r\n\r\nThe friend, who asked not to be named, said the hen party started at The Greyhound pub in Henley Road before moving towards town and stopping off at Wetherspoons\' The Cricketers pub. From there it moved on to the Robert Ransome and then the Irish pub McGinty\'s, which would have been diplomatically challenging just a few years ago.\r\n\r\nMore town centre bars followed, and Her Majesty enjoyed several glasses of sherry before tasting a pint of Adnams, the local beer, and a Rekorderlig fruit cider, which she found "immensely refreshing".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg" alt="ipswich-at-night" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3372" /></a><i>Bright lights: The Queen was impressed with the vibrant Ipswich nightlife</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the most surprising event came at the end of the evening, when she joined the nine other party-goers for a traditional late-night snack - a doner kebab.\r\n\r\n"Nobody recognised her in the queue. You would not really expect the Queen to be having a kebab, after all. She had a small doner and asked for a dash of chilli sauce.\r\n\r\n"The rest of the group was then due to go clubbing, but it was 11.30pm by this stage, and at her age the Queen had become quite tired, and probably quite emotional.\r\n\r\n"She was taken away in a black Range Rover."\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace spokesman said: "We can confirm that Her Majesty was on a private engagement in Suffolk last Saturday."\r\n\r\n<i>Did you see the Queen out and about in Ipswich last Saturday? Send us your photos to the usual address.</i>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen enjoys secret hen night in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3370-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-14 08:49:21', '2016-04-14 08:49:21', '', 3370, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3370-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3376, 1, '2016-04-14 08:50:38', '2016-04-14 08:50:38', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\nBy The Editor\n\nHer Majesty the Queen secretly joined a hen party in Ipswich, visiting several town pubs and even experiencing the joys of a late-night kebab, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\n\nShe partied with excited revellers last Saturday night, dressing down to fit in with the rest of the group, and at one point wore joke Playboy bunny ears on her head.\n\n\n\nOnly the most eagle-eyed of drinkers may have noticed her security team following discreetly behind as the group moved from pub to pub.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png" alt="the queen" width="516" height="397" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3371" /></a><i>Royal rave: Her Majesty enjoyed a lively night out in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe Queen, who is 90 next week, was attending because the grand-daughter of her great friend, Lady Felsham, is getting married next week. Her Majesty is unable to attend the wedding owing to other Royal duties, so made the decision to join the hen night instead.\n\nA close friend of the Felsham family told us: "The Queen is Emily Feslham\'s godmother, and she so much wanted to join the wedding celebrations. She has a tremendous sense of mischief at times, and really liked the idea of going on a hen night. She\'d never been on one before and was keen to see what they were all about."\n\nThe friend, who asked not to be named, said the hen party started at The Greyhound pub in Henley Road before moving towards town and stopping off at Wetherspoons\' The Cricketers pub. From there it moved on to the Robert Ransome and then the Irish pub, McGinty\'s, which would have been diplomatically challenging just a few years ago.\n\nMore town centre bars followed, and Her Majesty enjoyed several glasses of sherry before tasting a pint of Adnams, the local beer, and a Rekorderlig fruit cider, which she found "immensely refreshing".\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg" alt="ipswich-at-night" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3372" /></a><i>Bright lights: The Queen was impressed with the vibrant Ipswich nightlife</center></i><br><br>\n\nBut the most surprising event came at the end of the evening, when she joined the nine other party-goers for a traditional late-night snack - a doner kebab.\n\n"Nobody recognised her in the queue. You would not really expect the Queen to be having a kebab, after all. She had a small doner and asked for a dash of chilli sauce.\n\n"The rest of the group was then due to go clubbing, but it was 11.30pm by this stage, and at her age the Queen had become quite tired, and probably quite emotional.\n\n"She was taken away in a black Range Rover."\n\nA Buckingham Palace spokesman said: "We can confirm that Her Majesty was on a private engagement in Suffolk last Saturday."\n\n<i>Did you see the Queen out and about in Ipswich last Saturday? Send us your photos to the usual address.</i>\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen enjoys secret hen night in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3370-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-04-14 08:50:38', '2016-04-14 08:50:38', '', 3370, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3370-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3377, 1, '2016-04-14 08:50:51', '2016-04-14 08:50:51', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nHer Majesty the Queen secretly joined a hen party in Ipswich, visiting several town pubs and even experiencing the joys of a late-night kebab, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nShe partied with excited revellers last Saturday night, dressing down to fit in with the rest of the group, and at one point wore joke Playboy bunny ears on her head.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnly the most eagle-eyed of drinkers may have noticed her security team following discreetly behind as the group moved from pub to pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-queen.png" alt="the queen" width="516" height="397" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3371" /></a><i>Royal rave: Her Majesty enjoyed a lively night out in Ipswich</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Queen, who is 90 next week, was attending because the grand-daughter of her great friend, Lady Felsham, is getting married next week. Her Majesty is unable to attend the wedding owing to other Royal duties, so made the decision to join the hen night instead.\r\n\r\nA close friend of the Felsham family told us: "The Queen is Emily Feslham\'s godmother, and she so much wanted to join the wedding celebrations. She has a tremendous sense of mischief at times, and really liked the idea of going on a hen night. She\'d never been on one before and was keen to see what they were all about."\r\n\r\nThe friend, who asked not to be named, said the hen party started at The Greyhound pub in Henley Road before moving towards town and stopping off at Wetherspoons\' The Cricketers pub. From there it staggered to the Robert Ransome and then the Irish pub, McGinty\'s, which would have been diplomatically challenging just a few years ago.\r\n\r\nMore town centre bars followed, and Her Majesty enjoyed several glasses of sherry before tasting a pint of Adnams, the local beer, and a Rekorderlig fruit cider, which she found "immensely refreshing".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ipswich-at-night.jpg" alt="ipswich-at-night" width="755" height="474" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3372" /></a><i>Bright lights: The Queen was impressed with the vibrant Ipswich nightlife</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the most surprising event came at the end of the evening, when she joined the nine other party-goers for a traditional late-night snack - a doner kebab.\r\n\r\n"Nobody recognised her in the queue. You would not really expect the Queen to be having a kebab, after all. She had a small doner and asked for a dash of chilli sauce.\r\n\r\n"The rest of the group was then due to go clubbing, but it was 11.30pm by this stage, and at her age the Queen had become quite tired, and probably quite emotional.\r\n\r\n"She was taken away in a black Range Rover."\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace spokesman said: "We can confirm that Her Majesty was on a private engagement in Suffolk last Saturday."\r\n\r\n<i>Did you see the Queen out and about in Ipswich last Saturday? Send us your photos to the usual address.</i>\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen enjoys secret hen night in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3370-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-14 08:50:51', '2016-04-14 08:50:51', '', 3370, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3370-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3378, 1, '2016-04-14 14:58:28', '2016-04-14 14:58:28', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann, Football correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today celebrates 20 years to the day since Norwich City goalkeeper Bryan Gunn made the biggest derby cock-up ever against Ipswich Town.</b>\r\n\r\nNo one will ever forget his famous air kick from a tame back pass, which gifted Ipswich a late 2-1 victory against the cocky Canaries from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo why not join us by reliving the moment. If you hit refresh, you can watch over and over again. And again...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Eth6hYOK_jU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to contact Gunn for a comment, but he was too embarrassed to come to the phone.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Relive THAT Bryan Gunn air kick, 20 years on', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'bryan-gunn-air-kick', '', '', '2016-05-12 15:02:00', '2016-05-12 15:02:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3378', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3380, 1, '2016-04-14 14:58:28', '2016-04-14 14:58:28', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann, Football correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today celebrates 20 years to the day since Norwich City goalkeeper Bryan Gunn made the biggest derby cock-up ever against Ipswich Town.</b>\r\n\r\nNo one will ever forget his famous air kick from a tame back pass, which gifted Ipswich a late 2-1 victory against the cocky Canaries from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo why not join us by reliving the moment. if you hit refresh, you can watch over and over again. And again...\r\n\r\n<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Eth6hYOK_jU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to contact Gunn for a comment, but he was too embarrassed to come to the phone.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Relive THAT Bryan Gunn air kick, 20 years on', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3378-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-14 14:58:28', '2016-04-14 14:58:28', '', 3378, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3378-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3381, 1, '2016-04-14 14:59:29', '2016-04-14 14:59:29', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann, Football correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette today celebrates 20 years to the day since Norwich City goalkeeper Bryan Gunn made the biggest derby cock-up ever against Ipswich Town.</b>\r\n\r\nNo one will ever forget his famous air kick from a tame back pass, which gifted Ipswich a late 2-1 victory against the cocky Canaries from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo why not join us by reliving the moment. if you hit refresh, you can watch over and over again. And again...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Eth6hYOK_jU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to contact Gunn for a comment, but he was too embarrassed to come to the phone.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook NOW! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Relive THAT Bryan Gunn air kick, 20 years on', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3378-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-04-14 14:59:29', '2016-04-14 14:59:29', '', 3378, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3378-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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