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<b>EXCLUSIVE
By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent

Police are investigating after Robbie Williams got 2017 off to the worst possible start by murdering all of his songs before dying on stage.</b>

The former Take That showman tried to take no chances with his health by using sanitiser gel after shaking hands with a number of plebs in the audience.


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But he then went on to destroy his back catalogue in a "special" live BBC performance, <i>Robbie Rocks Big Ben</i> - ensuring he became the first celebrity victim of 2017.

A spokesman for Scotland Yard said: "We are investigating the mass murder of some songs at the Westminster Central Hall early this morning.

"A 42-year-old man from Stoke is helping us with our enquiries."

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A Suffolk fan wailed on Facebook: "I can't believe he has gone. 2017 can do one already; it's the worst year ever. Robbie really is with the Angels now."

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