INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7372, 1, '2017-08-28 12:51:03', '2017-08-28 12:51:03', 'Bank Holiday Monday barbecues will cause an unexpected rise in sickness on Tuesday', 'bbq', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'bbq', '', '', '2017-08-28 12:51:42', '2017-08-28 12:51:42', '', 7371, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bbq.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7373, 1, '2017-08-28 12:54:59', '2017-08-28 12:54:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bbq.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bbq.jpg" alt="bbq sickness" width="960" height="616" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7372" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Nearly 99.9 per cent of barbecues eaten this Bank Holiday Monday will be riddled with germs, rendering diners feeling gruesome, says a shock survey.</strong>\r\n\r\nSausages and chicken - even those pieces cooked in the kitchen and just put on the barbecue to add the smoked sizzle - will contain salmonella and E. coli as well as gastroenteritis and severe diarrhoea and sickness.\r\n\r\nBurgers will be no better, even those burned to a cinder with no raw bits in the middle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe survey was compiled by The Board Of British Bosses and is based on data collected on work absence over the past 20 years.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Millions of workers will be incapacitated tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"Based on previous evidence one in ten will get their partner to phone the office or factory saying one of the following: \r\n\r\n"He/she was up all night being sick and is too weak to come to the phone. We think it was some barbecued burgers we had at our neighbours\' house.\r\n\r\n"He/she has had the squits about 30 times in the night and is afraid to leave the house for work. We think it was some undercooked chicken we had at the village barbecue.\r\n\r\n"He/she has been shitting and vomiting ever since eating a barbecued prawn yesterday at a pub Bank Holiday barbecue. We can\'t get an appointment with the doctor so we can\'t say if he/she will be in at all this week."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added: "They will have sent their partners to the supermarket for emergency Imodium which is supposed to work in an hour but clearly these cases are more serious. The work place will be empty as they writhe on the lawn in agony, getting sunburn that will make them feel even worse.\r\n\r\n"Even middle management will be debilitated by toxic fillet steaks and lobsters.\r\n\r\n"Surprisingly, we checked with toilet roll distributors who said they had not noticed any upturn in sales.\r\n\r\n"With the sun blazing and the kids off school it will be hell for these workers and we can only hope things return to normal by the end of the week."\r\n\r\n"Many of these poor souls will try to anaesthetise the germs with acidic wines, beers and cocktails but our Bureau medics have told us that copious amounts can make the patient feel even worse."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Most Bank Holiday BBQs cause Tuesday sickness', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7371-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-28 12:54:59', '2017-08-28 12:54:59', '', 7371, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7371-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7374, 1, '2017-08-28 12:56:59', '2017-08-28 12:56:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bbq.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bbq.jpg" alt="bbq sickness" width="960" height="616" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7372" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Nearly 99.9 per cent of barbecues eaten this Bank Holiday Monday will be riddled with germs, rendering diners feeling gruesome, says a shock survey.</strong>\r\n\r\nSausages and chicken - even those pieces cooked in the kitchen and just put on the barbecue to add the smoked sizzle - will contain salmonella and E. coli as well as gastroenteritis and severe diarrhoea and sickness.\r\n\r\nBurgers will be no better, even those burned to a cinder with no raw bits in the middle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe survey was compiled by The Board Of British Bosses and is based on data collected on work absence over the past 20 years.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Millions of workers will be incapacitated tomorrow.\r\n\r\n"Based on previous evidence one in ten will get their partner to phone the office or factory saying one of the following: \r\n\r\n"He/she was up all night being sick and is too weak to come to the phone. We think it was some barbecued burgers we had at our neighbours\' house.\r\n\r\n"He/she has had the squits about 30 times in the night and is afraid to leave the house for work. We think it was some undercooked chicken we had at the village barbecue.\r\n\r\n"He/she has been shitting and vomiting ever since eating a barbecued prawn yesterday at a pub Bank Holiday barbecue. We can\'t get an appointment with the doctor so we can\'t say if he/she will be in at all this week."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe spokesman added: "They will have sent their partners to the supermarket for emergency Imodium which is supposed to work in an hour but clearly these cases are more serious.\r\n\r\n"The work place will be empty as they writhe on the lawn in agony, getting sunburn that will make them feel even worse.\r\n\r\n"Even middle management will be debilitated by toxic fillet steaks and lobsters.\r\n\r\n"Surprisingly, we checked with toilet roll distributors who said they had not noticed any upturn in sales.\r\n\r\n"With the sun blazing and the kids off school it will be hell for these workers and we can only hope things return to normal by the end of the week."\r\n\r\n"Many of these poor souls will try to anaesthetise the germs with acidic wines, beers and cocktails but our Bureau medics have told us that copious amounts can make the patient feel even worse."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Most Bank Holiday BBQs cause Tuesday sickness', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7371-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-28 12:56:59', '2017-08-28 12:56:59', '', 7371, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7371-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7375, 1, '2017-08-29 12:41:31', '2017-08-29 12:41:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg" alt="Postman Patel" width="550" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7376" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The BBC will cause uproar this week by insisting that children\'s television favourites be remade to reflect a "modern and diverse Britain".</strong>\r\n\r\nPostman Pat is first for retirement and will be replaced by Postman Patel, a cheery new character who delivers the mail in inner city Birmingham rather than Longsleddale.\r\n\r\nAlso hanging up his tools is Bob the Builder, making way for Bartosz the Builder, who has moved to Britain from Poland to set up a new life for himself and his lovely family.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe BBC is also concerned that so many of the popular kids TV characters are men, so Fireman Sam is now being rebranded as Fireperson Samantha.\r\n\r\n"Our children\'s television shows are stuck in the 1950\'s and need bringing up to speed with a modern and diverse Britain," a BBC insider revealed.\r\n\r\n"We needed a complete rethink of how characters are portrayed on the small screen so youngsters feel more comfortable.\r\n\r\n"This is also a perfect way to reduce racism and feminism in the workplace."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut the move sparked a furious reaction from some quarters. Suffolk UKIP councillor Major Reynold Besqinthorpe fumed: "This is utter nonsense from the left-wing BBC.\r\n\r\n"Our children grew up with these beloved characters - there is simply no need to update them in this way."\r\n\r\nMum of eight Phyllis "Phil" McCracken, from Great Yarmouth in Norfolk added: "This is political correctness gone mad."\r\n\r\nThe BBC is likely to cause further outrage by insisting that Ivor the Engine be rebranded as a transgender express called Eva the Engine.\r\n\r\nThe lovable Welsh train will get into lots of arguments with the newly slimmed-down Thin Controller.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Now it\'s Postman Patel and Bartosz the Builder as BBC rebrands kids TV', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'postman-patel', '', '', '2017-08-29 12:59:58', '2017-08-29 12:59:58', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7375', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7376, 1, '2017-08-29 12:35:14', '2017-08-29 12:35:14', 'Postman Pat to be replaced by Postman Patel', 'postman patel', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'postman-patel-2', '', '', '2017-08-29 12:37:06', '2017-08-29 12:37:06', '', 7375, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7377, 1, '2017-08-29 12:41:31', '2017-08-29 12:41:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg" alt="Postman Patel" width="550" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7376" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The BBC will cause uproar this week by insisting that children\'s television favourites be remade to reflect a "modern and diverse Britain".</strong>\r\n\r\nPostman Pat is first for retirement and will be replaced by Postman Patel, a cheery new character who delivers the mail in inner city Birmingham rather than Longsleddale.\r\n\r\nAlso hanging up his tools is Bob the Builder, making way for Bartosz the Builder, who has moved to Britain from Poland to set up a new life for himself and his lovely family.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe BBC is also concerned that so many of the popular kids TV characters are men, and Fireman Sam is now being rebranded as Fireperson Samantha.\r\n\r\n"Our children\'s television shows are stuck in the 1950\'s and need bringing up to speed with a modern and diverse Britain," a BBC insider revealed.\r\n\r\n"We needed a complete rethink of how characters are portrayed on the small screen so youngsters feel more comfortable.\r\n\r\n"This is also a perfect way to reduce racism and feminism in the workplace."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut the move sparked a furious reaction from some quarters. Suffolk UKIP councillor Major Reynold Besqinthorpe fumed: "This is utter nonsense from the left-wing BBC.\r\n\r\n"Our children grew up with these beloved characters - there is simply no need to update them in this way."\r\n\r\nThe BBC is likely to cause further outrage by insisting that Ivor the Engine be rebranded as a transgender express called Eva the Engine.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'BBC rebrands kids TV shows as Postman Patel and Bartosz the Builder', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7375-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-29 12:41:31', '2017-08-29 12:41:31', '', 7375, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7375-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7378, 1, '2017-08-29 12:59:52', '2017-08-29 12:59:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg" alt="Postman Patel" width="550" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7376" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The BBC will cause uproar this week by insisting that children\'s television favourites be remade to reflect a "modern and diverse Britain".</strong>\n\nPostman Pat is first for retirement and will be replaced by Postman Patel, a cheery new character who delivers the mail in inner city Birmingham rather than Longsleddale.\n\nAlso hanging up his tools is Bob the Builder, making way for Bartosz the Builder, who has moved to Britain from Poland to set up a new life for himself and his lovely family.\n\n\n\nThe BBC is also concerned that so many of the popular kids TV characters are men, so Fireman Sam is now being rebranded as Fireperson Samantha.\n\n"Our children\'s television shows are stuck in the 1950\'s and need bringing up to speed with a modern and diverse Britain," a BBC insider revealed.\n\n"We needed a complete rethink of how characters are portrayed on the small screen so youngsters feel more comfortable.\n\n"This is also a perfect way to reduce racism and feminism in the workplace."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBut the move sparked a furious reaction from some quarters. Suffolk UKIP councillor Major Reynold Besqinthorpe fumed: "This is utter nonsense from the left-wing BBC.\n\n"Our children grew up with these beloved characters - there is simply no need to update them in this way."\n\nMum of eight Phyllis "Phil" McCracken, from Great Yarmouth in Norfolk added: "This is political correctness gone mad."\n\nThe BBC is likely to cause further outrage by insisting that Ivor the Engine be rebranded as a transgender express called Eva the Engine.\n\nThe lovable Welsh train will get into lots of arguments with the newly slimmed-down Thin Controller.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Now it\'s Postman Patel and Bartosz the Builder as BBC rebrands kids TV', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7375-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-29 12:59:52', '2017-08-29 12:59:52', '', 7375, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7375-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7379, 1, '2017-08-29 12:44:08', '2017-08-29 12:44:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg" alt="Postman Patel" width="550" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7376" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The BBC will cause uproar this week by insisting that children\'s television favourites be remade to reflect a "modern and diverse Britain".</strong>\r\n\r\nPostman Pat is first for retirement and will be replaced by Postman Patel, a cheery new character who delivers the mail in inner city Birmingham rather than Longsleddale.\r\n\r\nAlso hanging up his tools is Bob the Builder, making way for Bartosz the Builder, who has moved to Britain from Poland to set up a new life for himself and his lovely family.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe BBC is also concerned that so many of the popular kids TV characters are men, and Fireman Sam is now being rebranded as Fireperson Samantha.\r\n\r\n"Our children\'s television shows are stuck in the 1950\'s and need bringing up to speed with a modern and diverse Britain," a BBC insider revealed.\r\n\r\n"We needed a complete rethink of how characters are portrayed on the small screen so youngsters feel more comfortable.\r\n\r\n"This is also a perfect way to reduce racism and feminism in the workplace."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut the move sparked a furious reaction from some quarters. Suffolk UKIP councillor Major Reynold Besqinthorpe fumed: "This is utter nonsense from the left-wing BBC.\r\n\r\n"Our children grew up with these beloved characters - there is simply no need to update them in this way."\r\n\r\nThe BBC is likely to cause further outrage by insisting that Ivor the Engine be rebranded as a transgender express called Eva the Engine.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Now it\'s Postman Patel and Bartosz the Builder as BBC rebrands kids TV shows', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7375-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-29 12:44:08', '2017-08-29 12:44:08', '', 7375, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7375-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7380, 1, '2017-08-29 12:44:56', '2017-08-29 12:44:56', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg" alt="Postman Patel" width="550" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7376" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The BBC will cause uproar this week by insisting that children\'s television favourites be remade to reflect a "modern and diverse Britain".</strong>\r\n\r\nPostman Pat is first for retirement and will be replaced by Postman Patel, a cheery new character who delivers the mail in inner city Birmingham rather than Longsleddale.\r\n\r\nAlso hanging up his tools is Bob the Builder, making way for Bartosz the Builder, who has moved to Britain from Poland to set up a new life for himself and his lovely family.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe BBC is also concerned that so many of the popular kids TV characters are men, and Fireman Sam is now being rebranded as Fireperson Samantha.\r\n\r\n"Our children\'s television shows are stuck in the 1950\'s and need bringing up to speed with a modern and diverse Britain," a BBC insider revealed.\r\n\r\n"We needed a complete rethink of how characters are portrayed on the small screen so youngsters feel more comfortable.\r\n\r\n"This is also a perfect way to reduce racism and feminism in the workplace."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut the move sparked a furious reaction from some quarters. Suffolk UKIP councillor Major Reynold Besqinthorpe fumed: "This is utter nonsense from the left-wing BBC.\r\n\r\n"Our children grew up with these beloved characters - there is simply no need to update them in this way."\r\n\r\nThe BBC is likely to cause further outrage by insisting that Ivor the Engine be rebranded as a transgender express called Eva the Engine.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Now it\'s Postman Patel and Bartosz the Builder as BBC rebrands kids TV', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7375-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-29 12:44:56', '2017-08-29 12:44:56', '', 7375, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7375-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7381, 1, '2017-08-29 12:46:07', '2017-08-29 12:46:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg" alt="Postman Patel" width="550" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7376" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The BBC will cause uproar this week by insisting that children\'s television favourites be remade to reflect a "modern and diverse Britain".</strong>\r\n\r\nPostman Pat is first for retirement and will be replaced by Postman Patel, a cheery new character who delivers the mail in inner city Birmingham rather than Longsleddale.\r\n\r\nAlso hanging up his tools is Bob the Builder, making way for Bartosz the Builder, who has moved to Britain from Poland to set up a new life for himself and his lovely family.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe BBC is also concerned that so many of the popular kids TV characters are men, so Fireman Sam is now being rebranded as Fireperson Samantha.\r\n\r\n"Our children\'s television shows are stuck in the 1950\'s and need bringing up to speed with a modern and diverse Britain," a BBC insider revealed.\r\n\r\n"We needed a complete rethink of how characters are portrayed on the small screen so youngsters feel more comfortable.\r\n\r\n"This is also a perfect way to reduce racism and feminism in the workplace."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut the move sparked a furious reaction from some quarters. Suffolk UKIP councillor Major Reynold Besqinthorpe fumed: "This is utter nonsense from the left-wing BBC.\r\n\r\n"Our children grew up with these beloved characters - there is simply no need to update them in this way."\r\n\r\nThe BBC is likely to cause further outrage by insisting that Ivor the Engine be rebranded as a transgender express called Eva the Engine.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Now it\'s Postman Patel and Bartosz the Builder as BBC rebrands kids TV', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7375-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-29 12:46:07', '2017-08-29 12:46:07', '', 7375, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7375-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7382, 1, '2017-08-29 12:49:26', '2017-08-29 12:49:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg" alt="Postman Patel" width="550" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7376" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The BBC will cause uproar this week by insisting that children\'s television favourites be remade to reflect a "modern and diverse Britain".</strong>\r\n\r\nPostman Pat is first for retirement and will be replaced by Postman Patel, a cheery new character who delivers the mail in inner city Birmingham rather than Longsleddale.\r\n\r\nAlso hanging up his tools is Bob the Builder, making way for Bartosz the Builder, who has moved to Britain from Poland to set up a new life for himself and his lovely family.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe BBC is also concerned that so many of the popular kids TV characters are men, so Fireman Sam is now being rebranded as Fireperson Samantha.\r\n\r\n"Our children\'s television shows are stuck in the 1950\'s and need bringing up to speed with a modern and diverse Britain," a BBC insider revealed.\r\n\r\n"We needed a complete rethink of how characters are portrayed on the small screen so youngsters feel more comfortable.\r\n\r\n"This is also a perfect way to reduce racism and feminism in the workplace."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut the move sparked a furious reaction from some quarters. Suffolk UKIP councillor Major Reynold Besqinthorpe fumed: "This is utter nonsense from the left-wing BBC.\r\n\r\n"Our children grew up with these beloved characters - there is simply no need to update them in this way."\r\n\r\nMum of eight Phyllis "Phil" McCracken, from Great Yarmouth in Norfolk added: "This is political correctness gone mad."\r\n\r\nThe BBC is likely to cause further outrage by insisting that Ivor the Engine be rebranded as a transgender express called Eva the Engine.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Now it\'s Postman Patel and Bartosz the Builder as BBC rebrands kids TV', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7375-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-29 12:49:26', '2017-08-29 12:49:26', '', 7375, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7375-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7383, 1, '2017-08-29 12:59:58', '2017-08-29 12:59:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/postman-patel.jpg" alt="Postman Patel" width="550" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7376" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The BBC will cause uproar this week by insisting that children\'s television favourites be remade to reflect a "modern and diverse Britain".</strong>\r\n\r\nPostman Pat is first for retirement and will be replaced by Postman Patel, a cheery new character who delivers the mail in inner city Birmingham rather than Longsleddale.\r\n\r\nAlso hanging up his tools is Bob the Builder, making way for Bartosz the Builder, who has moved to Britain from Poland to set up a new life for himself and his lovely family.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe BBC is also concerned that so many of the popular kids TV characters are men, so Fireman Sam is now being rebranded as Fireperson Samantha.\r\n\r\n"Our children\'s television shows are stuck in the 1950\'s and need bringing up to speed with a modern and diverse Britain," a BBC insider revealed.\r\n\r\n"We needed a complete rethink of how characters are portrayed on the small screen so youngsters feel more comfortable.\r\n\r\n"This is also a perfect way to reduce racism and feminism in the workplace."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut the move sparked a furious reaction from some quarters. Suffolk UKIP councillor Major Reynold Besqinthorpe fumed: "This is utter nonsense from the left-wing BBC.\r\n\r\n"Our children grew up with these beloved characters - there is simply no need to update them in this way."\r\n\r\nMum of eight Phyllis "Phil" McCracken, from Great Yarmouth in Norfolk added: "This is political correctness gone mad."\r\n\r\nThe BBC is likely to cause further outrage by insisting that Ivor the Engine be rebranded as a transgender express called Eva the Engine.\r\n\r\nThe lovable Welsh train will get into lots of arguments with the newly slimmed-down Thin Controller.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Now it\'s Postman Patel and Bartosz the Builder as BBC rebrands kids TV', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7375-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-29 12:59:58', '2017-08-29 12:59:58', '', 7375, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7375-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7384, 1, '2017-08-30 12:43:44', '2017-08-30 12:43:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trump-sell-alaska-to-russia.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trump-sell-alaska-to-russia.jpg" alt="Donald Trump Alaska" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7385" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Donald Trump is poised to sell Alaska back to the Russians in order to fund his Mexican wall, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe US President sees Alaska as surplus to requirements now that America has plundered most of its natural resources.\r\n\r\nAnd with the White House locked in a Mexican standoff over who will pay for the massive wall across its southern border, the sale proceeds will come in handy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAmerica bought Alaska from the Russian Empire in 1867 for $7.2 million. Since then they have taken all of the gold and most of the oil and gas.\r\n\r\nFurthermore, environmentalists have become a pain about keeping the state, north-west of Canada, in tip-top shape, and the residents have become a strain on the welfare budget.\r\n\r\nMr Trump came up with the plan to sell Alaska back to the Russians when an envoy from Moscow muted the idea of leasing back the territory so its super rich could go there on bear-hunting holidays.\r\n\r\nThe Russians also believe native Americans in Alaska are actually Russian.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA White House spokesman said: "We don\'t really need Alaska anymore. It\'s stuck on the top of Canada miles away from anywhere, and quite frankly looking after it has become increasingly annoying and expensive.\r\n\r\n"We have quoted a price of $10 billion to Russia, which represents quite a profit - and that will be more than enough to build our huge wall along the Mexican border."\r\n\r\nProfessor of Politics at Suffolk University, Dr Hugh Williamson said: "While this sale will solve Mr Trump\'s wall problems, it does pose another question: what will become of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin? The Russians won\'t want her."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Trump will sell Alaska back to Russia to pay for Mexican wall', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'donald-trump-alaska', '', '', '2017-08-30 12:47:35', '2017-08-30 12:47:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7384', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7386, 1, '2017-08-30 12:43:44', '2017-08-30 12:43:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trump-sell-alaska-to-russia.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trump-sell-alaska-to-russia.jpg" alt="Donald Trump Alaska" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7385" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Donald Trump is poised to sell Alaska back to the Russians in order to fund his Mexican wall, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe US President sees Alaska as surplus to requirements now that America has plundered most of its natural resources.\r\n\r\nAnd with the White House locked in a Mexican standoff over who will pay for the massive wall across its southern border, the sale proceeds will come in handy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAmerica bought Alaska from the Russian Empire in 1867 for $7.2 million. Since then they have taken all of the gold and most of the oil and gas.\r\n\r\nFurthermore, environmentalists have become a pain about keeping the state, north-west of Canada, in tip-top shape, and the residents have become a strain on the welfare budget.\r\n\r\nMr Trump came up with the plan to sell Alaska back to the Russians when an envoy from Moscow muted the idea of leasing back the territory so its super rich could go there on bear-hunting holidays.\r\n\r\nThe Russians also believe native Americans in Alaska are actually Russian.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA White House spokesman said: "We don\'t really need Alaska anymore. It\'s stuck on the top of Canada miles away from anywhere, and quite frankly looking after it has become increasingly annoying and expensive.\r\n\r\n"We have quoted a price of £10 billion to Russia, as that will be more than enough to build our huge wall along the Mexican border."\r\n\r\nProfessor of Politics at Suffolk University, Dr Hugh Williamson said: "While this sale will solve Mr Trump\'s wall problems, it does pose another question: what will become of Sarah Palin? The Russians wont want her."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Trump will sell Alaska back to Russia to pay for Mexican wall', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7384-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-30 12:43:44', '2017-08-30 12:43:44', '', 7384, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7384-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7387, 1, '2017-08-30 12:47:28', '2017-08-30 12:47:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trump-sell-alaska-to-russia.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trump-sell-alaska-to-russia.jpg" alt="Donald Trump Alaska" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7385" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Donald Trump is poised to sell Alaska back to the Russians in order to fund his Mexican wall, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe US President sees Alaska as surplus to requirements now that America has plundered most of its natural resources.\n\nAnd with the White House locked in a Mexican standoff over who will pay for the massive wall across its southern border, the sale proceeds will come in handy.\n\n\n\nAmerica bought Alaska from the Russian Empire in 1867 for $7.2 million. Since then they have taken all of the gold and most of the oil and gas.\n\nFurthermore, environmentalists have become a pain about keeping the state, north-west of Canada, in tip-top shape, and the residents have become a strain on the welfare budget.\n\nMr Trump came up with the plan to sell Alaska back to the Russians when an envoy from Moscow muted the idea of leasing back the territory so its super rich could go there on bear-hunting holidays.\n\nThe Russians also believe native Americans in Alaska are actually Russian.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA White House spokesman said: "We don\'t really need Alaska anymore. It\'s stuck on the top of Canada miles away from anywhere, and quite frankly looking after it has become increasingly annoying and expensive.\n\n"We have quoted a price of $10 billion to Russia, which represents quite a profit - and that will be more than enough to build our huge wall along the Mexican border."\n\nProfessor of Politics at Suffolk University, Dr Hugh Williamson said: "While this sale will solve Mr Trump\'s wall problems, it does pose another question: what will become of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin? The Russians won\'t want her."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Trump will sell Alaska back to Russia to pay for Mexican wall', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7384-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-30 12:47:28', '2017-08-30 12:47:28', '', 7384, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7384-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7388, 1, '2017-08-30 12:46:10', '2017-08-30 12:46:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trump-sell-alaska-to-russia.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trump-sell-alaska-to-russia.jpg" alt="Donald Trump Alaska" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7385" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Donald Trump is poised to sell Alaska back to the Russians in order to fund his Mexican wall, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe US President sees Alaska as surplus to requirements now that America has plundered most of its natural resources.\r\n\r\nAnd with the White House locked in a Mexican standoff over who will pay for the massive wall across its southern border, the sale proceeds will come in handy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAmerica bought Alaska from the Russian Empire in 1867 for $7.2 million. Since then they have taken all of the gold and most of the oil and gas.\r\n\r\nFurthermore, environmentalists have become a pain about keeping the state, north-west of Canada, in tip-top shape, and the residents have become a strain on the welfare budget.\r\n\r\nMr Trump came up with the plan to sell Alaska back to the Russians when an envoy from Moscow muted the idea of leasing back the territory so its super rich could go there on bear-hunting holidays.\r\n\r\nThe Russians also believe native Americans in Alaska are actually Russian.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA White House spokesman said: "We don\'t really need Alaska anymore. It\'s stuck on the top of Canada miles away from anywhere, and quite frankly looking after it has become increasingly annoying and expensive.\r\n\r\n"We have quoted a price of $10 billion to Russia, which represents quite a profit - and that will be more than enough to build our huge wall along the Mexican border."\r\n\r\nProfessor of Politics at Suffolk University, Dr Hugh Williamson said: "While this sale will solve Mr Trump\'s wall problems, it does pose another question: what will become of Sarah Palin? The Russians wont want her."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Trump will sell Alaska back to Russia to pay for Mexican wall', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7384-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-30 12:46:10', '2017-08-30 12:46:10', '', 7384, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7384-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7389, 1, '2017-08-30 12:47:35', '2017-08-30 12:47:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trump-sell-alaska-to-russia.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trump-sell-alaska-to-russia.jpg" alt="Donald Trump Alaska" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7385" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Donald Trump is poised to sell Alaska back to the Russians in order to fund his Mexican wall, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe US President sees Alaska as surplus to requirements now that America has plundered most of its natural resources.\r\n\r\nAnd with the White House locked in a Mexican standoff over who will pay for the massive wall across its southern border, the sale proceeds will come in handy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAmerica bought Alaska from the Russian Empire in 1867 for $7.2 million. Since then they have taken all of the gold and most of the oil and gas.\r\n\r\nFurthermore, environmentalists have become a pain about keeping the state, north-west of Canada, in tip-top shape, and the residents have become a strain on the welfare budget.\r\n\r\nMr Trump came up with the plan to sell Alaska back to the Russians when an envoy from Moscow muted the idea of leasing back the territory so its super rich could go there on bear-hunting holidays.\r\n\r\nThe Russians also believe native Americans in Alaska are actually Russian.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA White House spokesman said: "We don\'t really need Alaska anymore. It\'s stuck on the top of Canada miles away from anywhere, and quite frankly looking after it has become increasingly annoying and expensive.\r\n\r\n"We have quoted a price of $10 billion to Russia, which represents quite a profit - and that will be more than enough to build our huge wall along the Mexican border."\r\n\r\nProfessor of Politics at Suffolk University, Dr Hugh Williamson said: "While this sale will solve Mr Trump\'s wall problems, it does pose another question: what will become of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin? The Russians won\'t want her."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Trump will sell Alaska back to Russia to pay for Mexican wall', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7384-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-30 12:47:35', '2017-08-30 12:47:35', '', 7384, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7384-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7390, 1, '2017-08-31 08:32:00', '2017-08-31 08:32:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/prosecco.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/prosecco.jpg" alt="prosecco" width="960" height="611" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7391" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The average British woman now spends as much on Prosecco as she does on her mortgage or rent, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nResearchers discovered women are guzzling more of the delicious Italian sparkling wine than ever before.\r\n\r\nAnd they are forking out on average £650 a month on the bottles in pubs, bars and supermarkets - as much as the average mortgage or rent payment across the country.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nJohn Barclay, of the Institute of Retail Measurement, said: "It\'s a great time to be in the Prosecco business - British women can\'t get enough of it.\r\n\r\n"Bottles are flying off the supermarket shelves and are now a staple part of any visit to the local pub."\r\n\r\nBut medical and financial experts warned boozy ladies they could be heading for health and money problems.\r\n\r\nDr Phil Ward, of the Suffolk Clinic of Medical Studies, said: "If you assume an average bottle of decent Prosecco in the supermarket is £10, this shows women are drinking 65 bottles of the stuff a month to spend that £650.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"This is way above the safe alcohol limit. Cutting consumption of Prosecco by 75% is probably still not enough.\r\n\r\n"We would recommend one glass a day - not more than two bottles."\r\n\r\nAnd George Churchill, an independent financial advisor from Bury St Edmunds added: "This spending on mortgages and rent is far too high and is not sustainable.\r\n\r\n"Women should consider downsizing their homes if they wish to keep up their Prosecco lifestyle."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Women spend as much on Prosecco as their mortgage', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'women-prosecco', '', '', '2017-08-31 08:41:38', '2017-08-31 08:41:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7390', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7392, 1, '2017-08-31 08:32:00', '2017-08-31 08:32:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/prosecco.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/prosecco.jpg" alt="prosecco" width="960" height="611" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7391" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The average British woman now spends as much on Prosecco as she does on her mortgage or rent, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nResearchers discovered women are guzzling more of the delicious Italian sparkling wine than ever before.\r\n\r\nAnd they are forking out on average £650 a month on the bottles in pubs, bars and supermarkets - as much as the average mortgage or rent payment across the country.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nJohn Barclay, of the Institute of Retail Measurement, said: "It\'s a great time to be in the Prosecco business - British women can\'t get enough of it.\r\n\r\n"Bottles are flying off the supermarket shelves and are now a staple part of any visit to the local pub."\r\n\r\nBut medical and financial experts warned boozy ladies they could be heading for health and money problems.\r\n\r\nDr Phil Ward, of the Suffolk Clinic of Medical Studies, said: "If you assume an average bottle of decent Prosecco in the supermarket is £10, this shows women are drinking 65 bottles of the stuff a month to spend that £650.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"This is way above the safe alcohol limit. Cutting consumption of Prosecco by 75% is probably still not enough."\r\n\r\nAnd George Churchill, an independent financial advisor from Bury St Edmunds added: "This spending on mortgages and rent is far too high and is not sustainable.\r\n\r\n"Women should consider downsizing their homes if they wish to consider their Prosecco lifestyle."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Women spend as much on Prosecco as their mortgage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7390-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-31 08:32:00', '2017-08-31 08:32:00', '', 7390, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7390-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7393, 1, '2017-08-31 08:33:53', '2017-08-31 08:33:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/prosecco.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/prosecco.jpg" alt="prosecco" width="960" height="611" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7391" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The average British woman now spends as much on Prosecco as she does on her mortgage or rent, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nResearchers discovered women are guzzling more of the delicious Italian sparkling wine than ever before.\r\n\r\nAnd they are forking out on average £650 a month on the bottles in pubs, bars and supermarkets - as much as the average mortgage or rent payment across the country.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nJohn Barclay, of the Institute of Retail Measurement, said: "It\'s a great time to be in the Prosecco business - British women can\'t get enough of it.\r\n\r\n"Bottles are flying off the supermarket shelves and are now a staple part of any visit to the local pub."\r\n\r\nBut medical and financial experts warned boozy ladies they could be heading for health and money problems.\r\n\r\nDr Phil Ward, of the Suffolk Clinic of Medical Studies, said: "If you assume an average bottle of decent Prosecco in the supermarket is £10, this shows women are drinking 65 bottles of the stuff a month to spend that £650.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"This is way above the safe alcohol limit. Cutting consumption of Prosecco by 75% is probably still not enough."\r\n\r\nAnd George Churchill, an independent financial advisor from Bury St Edmunds added: "This spending on mortgages and rent is far too high and is not sustainable.\r\n\r\n"Women should consider downsizing their homes if they wish to keep up their Prosecco lifestyle."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Women spend as much on Prosecco as their mortgage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7390-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-31 08:33:53', '2017-08-31 08:33:53', '', 7390, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7390-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7394, 1, '2017-08-31 08:41:22', '2017-08-31 08:41:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/prosecco.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/prosecco.jpg" alt="prosecco" width="960" height="611" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7391" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The average British woman now spends as much on Prosecco as she does on her mortgage or rent, it has been confirmed.</strong>\n\nResearchers discovered women are guzzling more of the delicious Italian sparkling wine than ever before.\n\nAnd they are forking out on average £650 a month on the bottles in pubs, bars and supermarkets - as much as the average mortgage or rent payment across the country.\n\n\n\nJohn Barclay, of the Institute of Retail Measurement, said: "It\'s a great time to be in the Prosecco business - British women can\'t get enough of it.\n\n"Bottles are flying off the supermarket shelves and are now a staple part of any visit to the local pub."\n\nBut medical and financial experts warned boozy ladies they could be heading for health and money problems.\n\nDr Phil Ward, of the Suffolk Clinic of Medical Studies, said: "If you assume an average bottle of decent Prosecco in the supermarket is £10, this shows women are drinking 65 bottles of the stuff a month to spend that £650.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"This is way above the safe alcohol limit. Cutting consumption of Prosecco by 75% is probably still not enough.\n\n"We w\n\nAnd George Churchill, an independent financial advisor from Bury St Edmunds added: "This spending on mortgages and rent is far too high and is not sustainable.\n\n"Women should consider downsizing their homes if they wish to keep up their Prosecco lifestyle."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Women spend as much on Prosecco as their mortgage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7390-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-08-31 08:41:22', '2017-08-31 08:41:22', '', 7390, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7390-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7395, 1, '2017-08-31 08:41:38', '2017-08-31 08:41:38', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/prosecco.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/prosecco.jpg" alt="prosecco" width="960" height="611" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7391" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The average British woman now spends as much on Prosecco as she does on her mortgage or rent, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nResearchers discovered women are guzzling more of the delicious Italian sparkling wine than ever before.\r\n\r\nAnd they are forking out on average £650 a month on the bottles in pubs, bars and supermarkets - as much as the average mortgage or rent payment across the country.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nJohn Barclay, of the Institute of Retail Measurement, said: "It\'s a great time to be in the Prosecco business - British women can\'t get enough of it.\r\n\r\n"Bottles are flying off the supermarket shelves and are now a staple part of any visit to the local pub."\r\n\r\nBut medical and financial experts warned boozy ladies they could be heading for health and money problems.\r\n\r\nDr Phil Ward, of the Suffolk Clinic of Medical Studies, said: "If you assume an average bottle of decent Prosecco in the supermarket is £10, this shows women are drinking 65 bottles of the stuff a month to spend that £650.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"This is way above the safe alcohol limit. Cutting consumption of Prosecco by 75% is probably still not enough.\r\n\r\n"We would recommend one glass a day - not more than two bottles."\r\n\r\nAnd George Churchill, an independent financial advisor from Bury St Edmunds added: "This spending on mortgages and rent is far too high and is not sustainable.\r\n\r\n"Women should consider downsizing their homes if they wish to keep up their Prosecco lifestyle."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Women spend as much on Prosecco as their mortgage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7390-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-08-31 08:41:38', '2017-08-31 08:41:38', '', 7390, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7390-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7396, 1, '2017-09-01 09:17:49', '2017-09-01 09:17:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dutch-e1504256312135.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dutch-e1504256312135.jpg" alt="Dutch control Felixstowe" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7397" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA historical re-enactment of the Battle of Landguard Fort went badly wrong - and now the Dutch control Felixstowe for real.</strong>\r\n\r\nEnthusiasts met up to celebrate the anniversary of the 1667 conflict, with the Dutch side attempting to storm the fortress next to Felixstowe docks.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut they took their role too literally and seized the fort before marching into Felixstowe and taking over the Town Hall as well.\r\n\r\nArmed with muskets and swords, they raised the Dutch flag and, according to ancient charter, now officially control Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/landguard-fort-e1504257196528.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/landguard-fort-e1504257196528.jpg" alt="Battle of Landguard Fort" width="650" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7398" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe unexpected development caught organisers of the re-enactment by surprise, and they blame Dutch nationalists for infiltrating the normally-friendly historical war society\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice and army officers are in talks with the group to find a peaceful resolution and return Felixstowe to British control.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all a bit embarrassing," a spokesman for the Ministry of Defence said. "This group of Dutch war enthusiasts managed what the Dutch failed to do in the Second Anglo-Dutch War in 1667.\r\n\r\n"Twelve of them currently occupy Felixstowe Town Hall. They have not made any demands yet, aside from asking for some bread, cheese and rum.\r\n\r\n"We expect this all to end peacefully soon enough."\r\n\r\nResidents in Felixstowe were unaware they have been invaded and over run.\r\n\r\nMum of eight Phyllis \'Phil\' McCracken said: "It\'s very worrying. It\'s not the sort of thing you expect to happen around here. Do I have to start speaking Dutch?"\r\n\r\nPhotos from the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/FelixstoweMuseum/">Felixstowe Museum</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Dutch seize Felixstowe after war re-enactment goes wrong', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'landguard-fort', '', '', '2017-09-01 09:21:22', '2017-09-01 09:21:22', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7396', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7399, 1, '2017-09-01 09:17:49', '2017-09-01 09:17:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dutch-e1504256312135.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dutch-e1504256312135.jpg" alt="Dutch control Felixstowe" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7397" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA historical re-enactment of the Battle of Landguard Fort went badly wrong - and now the Dutch control Felixstowe for real.</strong>\r\n\r\nEnthusiasts met up to celebrate the anniversary of the 1667 conflict, with the Dutch side attempting to storm the fortress next to Felixstowe docks.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut they took their role too literally and seized the fort before marching into Felixstowe and taking over the Town Hall as well.\r\n\r\nArmed with muskets and swords, they raised the Dutch flag and, according to ancient charter, now officially control Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/landguard-fort-e1504257196528.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/landguard-fort-e1504257196528.jpg" alt="Battle of Landguard Fort" width="650" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7398" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe unexpected development caught organisers of the re-enactment by surprise, and they blame Dutch nationalists for infiltrating the normally-friendly historical war society\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice and army officers are in talks with the group to find a peaceful resolution and return Felixstowe to British control.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all a bit embarrassing," a spokesman for the Ministry of Defence said. "This group of Dutch war enthusiasts managed what the Dutch failed to do in the Second Anglo-Dutch War in 1667.\r\n\r\n"Twelve of them currently occupy Felixstowe Town Hall. They have not made any demands yet, aside from asking for some bread, cheese and rum.\r\n\r\n"We expect this all to end peacefully soon enough."\r\n\r\nResidents in Felixstowe were unaware they have been invaded and over run.\r\n\r\nPhyllis \'Phil\' McCracken said: "It\'s very worrying. It\'s not the sort of thing you expect to see around here. Do I have to start speaking Dutch?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Dutch seize Felixstowe after war re-enactment goes wrong', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7396-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 09:17:49', '2017-09-01 09:17:49', '', 7396, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7396-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7400, 1, '2017-09-01 09:21:09', '2017-09-01 09:21:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dutch-e1504256312135.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dutch-e1504256312135.jpg" alt="Dutch control Felixstowe" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7397" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nA historical re-enactment of the Battle of Landguard Fort went badly wrong - and now the Dutch control Felixstowe for real.</strong>\n\nEnthusiasts met up to celebrate the anniversary of the 1667 conflict, with the Dutch side attempting to storm the fortress next to Felixstowe docks.\n\n\n\nBut they took their role too literally and seized the fort before marching into Felixstowe and taking over the Town Hall as well.\n\nArmed with muskets and swords, they raised the Dutch flag and, according to ancient charter, now officially control Felixstowe.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/landguard-fort-e1504257196528.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/landguard-fort-e1504257196528.jpg" alt="Battle of Landguard Fort" width="650" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7398" /></a><br><br>\n\nThe unexpected development caught organisers of the re-enactment by surprise, and they blame Dutch nationalists for infiltrating the normally-friendly historical war society\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nPolice and army officers are in talks with the group to find a peaceful resolution and return Felixstowe to British control.\n\n"It\'s all a bit embarrassing," a spokesman for the Ministry of Defence said. "This group of Dutch war enthusiasts managed what the Dutch failed to do in the Second Anglo-Dutch War in 1667.\n\n"Twelve of them currently occupy Felixstowe Town Hall. They have not made any demands yet, aside from asking for some bread, cheese and rum.\n\n"We expect this all to end peacefully soon enough."\n\nResidents in Felixstowe were unaware they have been invaded and over run.\n\nMum of eight Phyllis \'Phil\' McCracken said: "It\'s very worrying. It\'s not the sort of thing you expect to happen around here. Do I have to start speaking Dutch?"\n\nPhotos from the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/FelixstoweMuseum/">Felixstowe Museum</a>.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Dutch seize Felixstowe after war re-enactment goes wrong', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7396-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 09:21:09', '2017-09-01 09:21:09', '', 7396, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7396-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7401, 1, '2017-09-01 09:19:39', '2017-09-01 09:19:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dutch-e1504256312135.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dutch-e1504256312135.jpg" alt="Dutch control Felixstowe" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7397" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA historical re-enactment of the Battle of Landguard Fort went badly wrong - and now the Dutch control Felixstowe for real.</strong>\r\n\r\nEnthusiasts met up to celebrate the anniversary of the 1667 conflict, with the Dutch side attempting to storm the fortress next to Felixstowe docks.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut they took their role too literally and seized the fort before marching into Felixstowe and taking over the Town Hall as well.\r\n\r\nArmed with muskets and swords, they raised the Dutch flag and, according to ancient charter, now officially control Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/landguard-fort-e1504257196528.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/landguard-fort-e1504257196528.jpg" alt="Battle of Landguard Fort" width="650" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7398" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe unexpected development caught organisers of the re-enactment by surprise, and they blame Dutch nationalists for infiltrating the normally-friendly historical war society\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice and army officers are in talks with the group to find a peaceful resolution and return Felixstowe to British control.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all a bit embarrassing," a spokesman for the Ministry of Defence said. "This group of Dutch war enthusiasts managed what the Dutch failed to do in the Second Anglo-Dutch War in 1667.\r\n\r\n"Twelve of them currently occupy Felixstowe Town Hall. They have not made any demands yet, aside from asking for some bread, cheese and rum.\r\n\r\n"We expect this all to end peacefully soon enough."\r\n\r\nResidents in Felixstowe were unaware they have been invaded and over run.\r\n\r\nPhyllis \'Phil\' McCracken said: "It\'s very worrying. It\'s not the sort of thing you expect to see around here. Do I have to start speaking Dutch?"\r\n\r\nPhotos from the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/FelixstoweMuseum/">Felixstowe Museum</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Dutch seize Felixstowe after war re-enactment goes wrong', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7396-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 09:19:39', '2017-09-01 09:19:39', '', 7396, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7396-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7402, 1, '2017-09-01 09:21:22', '2017-09-01 09:21:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dutch-e1504256312135.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dutch-e1504256312135.jpg" alt="Dutch control Felixstowe" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7397" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nA historical re-enactment of the Battle of Landguard Fort went badly wrong - and now the Dutch control Felixstowe for real.</strong>\r\n\r\nEnthusiasts met up to celebrate the anniversary of the 1667 conflict, with the Dutch side attempting to storm the fortress next to Felixstowe docks.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut they took their role too literally and seized the fort before marching into Felixstowe and taking over the Town Hall as well.\r\n\r\nArmed with muskets and swords, they raised the Dutch flag and, according to ancient charter, now officially control Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/landguard-fort-e1504257196528.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/landguard-fort-e1504257196528.jpg" alt="Battle of Landguard Fort" width="650" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7398" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe unexpected development caught organisers of the re-enactment by surprise, and they blame Dutch nationalists for infiltrating the normally-friendly historical war society\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice and army officers are in talks with the group to find a peaceful resolution and return Felixstowe to British control.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all a bit embarrassing," a spokesman for the Ministry of Defence said. "This group of Dutch war enthusiasts managed what the Dutch failed to do in the Second Anglo-Dutch War in 1667.\r\n\r\n"Twelve of them currently occupy Felixstowe Town Hall. They have not made any demands yet, aside from asking for some bread, cheese and rum.\r\n\r\n"We expect this all to end peacefully soon enough."\r\n\r\nResidents in Felixstowe were unaware they have been invaded and over run.\r\n\r\nMum of eight Phyllis \'Phil\' McCracken said: "It\'s very worrying. It\'s not the sort of thing you expect to happen around here. Do I have to start speaking Dutch?"\r\n\r\nPhotos from the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/FelixstoweMuseum/">Felixstowe Museum</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Dutch seize Felixstowe after war re-enactment goes wrong', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7396-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 09:21:22', '2017-09-01 09:21:22', '', 7396, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7396-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7403, 1, '2018-03-10 12:28:00', '2018-03-10 12:28:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="map of suffolk" width="1296" height="855" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4337" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\n\nTourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.</strong>\n\nThe map, which was produced by the Suffolk Gazette\'s crack team of graphic designers and cartographers at a cost of £10,000, includes the good (rich farmlands), the bad (farmers shooting burglars) and the ugly (Haverhill).\n\n\n\nIt highlights where people can enjoy a caravan holiday, where they can find some slot machines - and which part of the county has lots of wonky houses.\n\nFor those looking to retire to Suffolk, it highlights Woodbridge \n\nA county official said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for making the new map, which will go a long way to, er, putting Suffolk on the map.\n\n"It seems to sum up the county in an easy-to-understand way."\n\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We think it\'s a fair representation of our county.\n\n"Hopefully people in Haverhill will still speak to us, although some of them sent us death threats after we unveiled the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-monopoly/">Suffolk version of Monopoly</a> and they were in Old Kent Road."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe county map is one of a stunning trilogy that will be on display in London to help tourists understand what is available in East Anglia.\n\nIt goes with the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-map/">Norfolk map</a>, and with the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/essex-celebrates-new-county-map/">Essex map</a>.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Realistic new map of Suffolk boosts tourism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4336-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-10 12:28:00', '2018-03-10 12:28:00', '', 4336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4336-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7404, 1, '2017-09-01 15:22:49', '2017-09-01 15:22:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="map of suffolk" width="1296" height="855" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4337" /></a><br>\r\n\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.\r\n\r\nThe map (see below), which was produced by the Suffolk Gazette\'s crack team of graphic designers and cartographers at a cost of £10,000, includes the good (rich farmlands), the bad (farmers shooting burglars) and the ugly (Haverhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA county official said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for making the new map, which will go a long way to, er, putting Suffolk on the map."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We think it\'s a fair representation of our county. Hopefully people in Haverhill will still speak to us, although some of them sent us death threats after we unveiled the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-monopoly/">Suffolk version of Monopoly</a> and they were in Old Kent Road."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Realistic new map of Suffolk boosts tourism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4336-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 15:22:49', '2017-09-01 15:22:49', '', 4336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7405, 1, '2017-09-01 15:24:08', '2017-09-01 15:24:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="map of suffolk" width="1296" height="855" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4337" /></a><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe map (see below), which was produced by the Suffolk Gazette\'s crack team of graphic designers and cartographers at a cost of £10,000, includes the good (rich farmlands), the bad (farmers shooting burglars) and the ugly (Haverhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA county official said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for making the new map, which will go a long way to, er, putting Suffolk on the map."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We think it\'s a fair representation of our county. Hopefully people in Haverhill will still speak to us, although some of them sent us death threats after we unveiled the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-monopoly/">Suffolk version of Monopoly</a> and they were in Old Kent Road."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Realistic new map of Suffolk boosts tourism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4336-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 15:24:08', '2017-09-01 15:24:08', '', 4336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7406, 1, '2017-09-01 15:34:49', '2017-09-01 15:34:49', '<strong>A Suffolk version of Monopoly, the popular game for all the family, has upset some residents of Haverhill because it is in the Old Kent Road spot on the board.</strong>\r\n\r\nGreat Cornard is also in the cheap \'brown\' section of the Suffolkopoly game, which also features extensive Greater Anglia delays rather than four traditional stations.\r\n\r\nSouthwold and Aldeburgh sit proudly in the dark blue colours, in spots reserved for Mayfair and Park Lane in the traditional game.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2-600x599.jpeg" alt="image" width="600" height="599" class="aligncenter size-wysija-newsletters-max wp-image-2217" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn Suffolkopoly the Electric Works has been replaced by the Sizewell Radiation Centre, the Water Works by a cheap but excellent Polish plumber, and there is also a Go To Norwich square, which nobody wants to land on.\r\n\r\nBut the game, conceived by Suffolk Gazette staff after a lengthy "editorial strategy meeting" in the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, has caused a big debate on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page.</a>\r\n\r\nOf the hundreds of comments, a representative two people from Haverhill were upset their town was the cheapest on the board. "It\'s typical of the snobbishness of Suffolk," said one.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I have never read your newspaper and now never will," said another, without seemingly realising the Suffolk Gazette is not a newspaper.\r\n\r\nOthers noted that Diss and Dedham, which were also given spots, were not even in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Editor Simon Young said: "What did they expect from a game that was devised after a few too many pints of Adnams?\r\n\r\n"If they want a more accurate game, they should just make it up like we did."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Intrigue over Suffolk version of Monopoly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2216-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 15:34:49', '2017-09-01 15:34:49', '', 2216, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2216-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7408, 1, '2017-09-01 16:16:50', '2017-09-01 16:16:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="map of suffolk" width="1296" height="855" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4337" /></a><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe map (see below), which was produced by the Suffolk Gazette\'s crack team of graphic designers and cartographers at a cost of £10,000, includes the good (rich farmlands), the bad (farmers shooting burglars) and the ugly (Haverhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA county official said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for making the new map, which will go a long way to, er, putting Suffolk on the map."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We think it\'s a fair representation of our county. Hopefully people in Haverhill will still speak to us, although some of them sent us death threats after we unveiled the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-monopoly/">Suffolk version of Monopoly</a> and they were in Old Kent Road."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Realistic new map of Suffolk boosts tourism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4336-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 16:16:50', '2017-09-01 16:16:50', '', 4336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7409, 1, '2017-09-01 18:18:46', '2017-09-01 18:18:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney" width="650" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7410" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFootball star Wayne Rooney has been charged with driving a VW Beetle, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Everton and former England captain was stopped by police in Cheshire in the early hours of Thursday morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is an offence for a man to drive a VW Beetle, which are explicitly for women motorists.\r\n\r\nPolice stopped the car at 2am in Wilmslow when they suspected a male was behind the wheel.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "Officers stopped a black VW Beetle because they were sure they had seen the driver was a man.\r\n\r\n"They discovered Wayne Rooney, 31, in the driving seat, and he has now been charged with driving a VW Beetle."\r\n\r\nThe footballer had been on a night out with pals while his pregnant wife was away on holiday.\r\n\r\nRooney has been bailed to appear before Stockport Magistrates on September 18 - the day after Everton take on his former club, Manchester United.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMen have been forbidden from driving VW Beetles for 20 years under the 1997 Driving Decency Act.\r\n\r\nNews of Rooney\'s alleged offence comes just weeks after the Suffolk Gazette revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-fiat-500/">man had been spotted driving a Fiat 500</a>.\r\n\r\nA pal of the star said: "This will be so embarrassing for Wayne. Being allegedly caught driving a VW Beetle is a massive no no for any self-respecting man.\r\n\r\n"He\'ll have a lot of explaining to do when Coleen gets home."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Wayne Rooney charged with driving VW Beetle', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'wayne-rooney-vw-beetle', '', '', '2017-09-01 18:34:30', '2017-09-01 18:34:30', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7409', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7410, 1, '2017-09-01 18:11:30', '2017-09-01 18:11:30', 'Wayne Rooney charged with driving a VW Beetle', 'wayne rooney vw beetle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'wayne-rooney-vw-beetle', '', '', '2017-09-01 18:11:50', '2017-09-01 18:11:50', '', 7409, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7411, 1, '2017-09-01 18:18:46', '2017-09-01 18:18:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney" width="650" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7410" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFootball star Wayne Rooney has been charged with driving a VW Beetle, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Everton and former England captain was stopped by police in Cheshire in the early hours of Thursday morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is an offence for a man to drive a VW Beetle, which are explicitly for women drivers.\r\n\r\nPolice stopped the car at 2am in Wilmslow when they suspected a male was behind the wheel.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "Officers stopped a black VW Beetle because they were sure they had seen the driver was a man.\r\n\r\n"They discovered Wayne Rooney, 31, in the driving seat, and he has now been charged with driving a VW Beetle."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe footballer had been on a night out with pals while his pregnant wife was away on holiday.\r\n\r\nRooney has been bailed to appear before Stockport Magistrates on September 18 - the day after Everton take on his former club, Manchester United.\r\n\r\nMen have been forbidden from driving VW Beetles for 20 years under the 1997 Driving Decency Act.\r\n\r\nNews of Rooney\'s alleged offence comes just weeks after the Suffolk Gazette revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-fiat-500/">man had been spotted driving a Fiat 500</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Wayne Rooney charged with driving VW Beetle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7409-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 18:18:46', '2017-09-01 18:18:46', '', 7409, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7409-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7412, 1, '2017-09-01 18:34:27', '2017-09-01 18:34:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney" width="650" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7410" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nFootball star Wayne Rooney has been charged with driving a VW Beetle, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe Everton and former England captain was stopped by police in Cheshire in the early hours of Thursday morning.\n\n\n\nIt is an offence for a man to drive a VW Beetle, which are explicitly for women motorists.\n\nPolice stopped the car at 2am in Wilmslow when they suspected a male was behind the wheel.\n\nA police spokesman said: "Officers stopped a black VW Beetle because they were sure they had seen the driver was a man.\n\n"They discovered Wayne Rooney, 31, in the driving seat, and he has now been charged with driving a VW Beetle."\n\nThe footballer had been on a night out with pals while his pregnant wife was away on holiday.\n\nRooney has been bailed to appear before Stockport Magistrates on September 18 - the day after Everton take on his former club, Manchester United.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMen have been forbidden from driving VW Beetles for 20 years under the 1997 Driving Decency Act.\n\nNews of Rooney\'s alleged offence comes just weeks after the Suffolk Gazette revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-fiat-500/">man had been spotted driving a Fiat 500</a>.\n\nA pal of the star said: "This will be so embarrassing for Wayne. Being allegedly caught driving a VW Beetle is a massive no no for any self-respecting man.\n\n"He\'ll have a lot of explaining to do when Coleen gets home."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Wayne Rooney charged with driving VW Beetle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7409-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 18:34:27', '2017-09-01 18:34:27', '', 7409, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7409-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7413, 1, '2017-09-01 18:20:43', '2017-09-01 18:20:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney" width="650" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7410" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFootball star Wayne Rooney has been charged with driving a VW Beetle, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Everton and former England captain was stopped by police in Cheshire in the early hours of Thursday morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is an offence for a man to drive a VW Beetle, which are explicitly for women drivers.\r\n\r\nPolice stopped the car at 2am in Wilmslow when they suspected a male was behind the wheel.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "Officers stopped a black VW Beetle because they were sure they had seen the driver was a man.\r\n\r\n"They discovered Wayne Rooney, 31, in the driving seat, and he has now been charged with driving a VW Beetle."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe footballer had been on a night out with pals while his pregnant wife was away on holiday.\r\n\r\nRooney has been bailed to appear before Stockport Magistrates on September 18 - the day after Everton take on his former club, Manchester United.\r\n\r\nMen have been forbidden from driving VW Beetles for 20 years under the 1997 Driving Decency Act.\r\n\r\nNews of Rooney\'s alleged offence comes just weeks after the Suffolk Gazette revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-fiat-500/">man had been spotted driving a Fiat 500</a>.\r\n\r\nA pal of the star said: "This will be so embarrassing for Wayne. Being allegedly caught driving a VW Beetle is a massive no no for any self-respecting man.\r\n\r\n"He\'ll have a lot of explaining to do when Coleen gets home."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Wayne Rooney charged with driving VW Beetle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7409-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 18:20:43', '2017-09-01 18:20:43', '', 7409, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7409-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7414, 1, '2017-09-01 18:24:41', '2017-09-01 18:24:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney" width="650" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7410" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFootball star Wayne Rooney has been charged with driving a VW Beetle, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Everton and former England captain was stopped by police in Cheshire in the early hours of Thursday morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is an offence for a man to drive a VW Beetle, which are explicitly for women motorists.\r\n\r\nPolice stopped the car at 2am in Wilmslow when they suspected a male was behind the wheel.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "Officers stopped a black VW Beetle because they were sure they had seen the driver was a man.\r\n\r\n"They discovered Wayne Rooney, 31, in the driving seat, and he has now been charged with driving a VW Beetle."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe footballer had been on a night out with pals while his pregnant wife was away on holiday.\r\n\r\nRooney has been bailed to appear before Stockport Magistrates on September 18 - the day after Everton take on his former club, Manchester United.\r\n\r\nMen have been forbidden from driving VW Beetles for 20 years under the 1997 Driving Decency Act.\r\n\r\nNews of Rooney\'s alleged offence comes just weeks after the Suffolk Gazette revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-fiat-500/">man had been spotted driving a Fiat 500</a>.\r\n\r\nA pal of the star said: "This will be so embarrassing for Wayne. Being allegedly caught driving a VW Beetle is a massive no no for any self-respecting man.\r\n\r\n"He\'ll have a lot of explaining to do when Coleen gets home."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Wayne Rooney charged with driving VW Beetle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7409-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 18:24:41', '2017-09-01 18:24:41', '', 7409, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7409-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7415, 1, '2017-09-01 18:34:30', '2017-09-01 18:34:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney" width="650" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7410" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFootball star Wayne Rooney has been charged with driving a VW Beetle, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Everton and former England captain was stopped by police in Cheshire in the early hours of Thursday morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is an offence for a man to drive a VW Beetle, which are explicitly for women motorists.\r\n\r\nPolice stopped the car at 2am in Wilmslow when they suspected a male was behind the wheel.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "Officers stopped a black VW Beetle because they were sure they had seen the driver was a man.\r\n\r\n"They discovered Wayne Rooney, 31, in the driving seat, and he has now been charged with driving a VW Beetle."\r\n\r\nThe footballer had been on a night out with pals while his pregnant wife was away on holiday.\r\n\r\nRooney has been bailed to appear before Stockport Magistrates on September 18 - the day after Everton take on his former club, Manchester United.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMen have been forbidden from driving VW Beetles for 20 years under the 1997 Driving Decency Act.\r\n\r\nNews of Rooney\'s alleged offence comes just weeks after the Suffolk Gazette revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-fiat-500/">man had been spotted driving a Fiat 500</a>.\r\n\r\nA pal of the star said: "This will be so embarrassing for Wayne. Being allegedly caught driving a VW Beetle is a massive no no for any self-respecting man.\r\n\r\n"He\'ll have a lot of explaining to do when Coleen gets home."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Wayne Rooney charged with driving VW Beetle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7409-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 18:34:30', '2017-09-01 18:34:30', '', 7409, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7409-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7416, 1, '2017-09-02 11:05:11', '2017-09-02 11:05:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-map.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-map.jpg" alt="Norfolk map" width="1361" height="861" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7417" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe people of Norfolk are delighted with a new map that carefully illustrates the county so visitors can find their way around.</strong>\r\n\r\nProduced by Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd, the map is a must purchase for anyone foolhardy enough to want to visit Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile much of the county is home to dragons or is so far unexplored, there are some high points for tourists.\r\n\r\nOn the north Norfolk coast, there is Wells Next The Sea, a town whose name does not even make sense, and which is jealous of Suffolk\'s posh coastal towns of Southwold and Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nAlso on the north coast is an area called Cromer, made famous recently by the visit of jolly members of the Irish travelling community. Everybody was having such a nice time that even all the local businesses shut up shop to join in the celebrations.\r\n\r\nFurther down the coast is a town famous for kiss-me-quick hats, drunken sex, unemployment and slot machines. Yarmouth, which surprisingly has the word \'Great\' in front of it, is a holiday destination presumably for those who had not done any sort of research beforehand.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk Broads can be seen on the map, together with Wroxham, a town that is owned entirely by the Roy family.\r\n\r\nNorwich, home to local radio host Alan Partridge and a crap football team, is the county administrative HQ and is accessible by horse and cart.\r\n\r\nFinally, the map identifies the southern border, where Suffolk authorities have erected a huge Game of Thrones-style wall to prevent Norfolk people from crossing into the Promised Land and stealing crops.\r\n\r\nThe map is a sister to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">Suffolk map</a>, and also the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/essex-celebrates-new-county-map/">Essex map</a>, and is available for £19.99 from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Cartographers website</a>.', 'New Norfolk map produced by Suffolk Gazette', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-map', '', '', '2018-09-29 11:02:54', '2018-09-29 11:02:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7416', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7418, 1, '2017-09-02 11:05:11', '2017-09-02 11:05:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-map.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-map.jpg" alt="Norfolk map" width="1361" height="861" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7417" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe people of Norfolk are delighted with a new map that carefully illustrates the county so visitors can find their way around.</strong>\r\n\r\nProduced by Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd, the map is a must purchase for anyone foolhardy enough to want to visit Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile much of the county is home to dragons, or is so far unexplored, there are some high points for tourists.\r\n\r\nOn the north Norfolk coast there is Wells Next The Sea, a town whose name does not even make sense, and which is jealous of Suffolk\'s posh coastal towns of Southwold and Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nAlso on the north coast is an area called Cromer, made famous recently by the visit of jolly members of the Irish traveling community. Everybody was having such a nice time that even all the local businesses shut up shop to join in the celebrations.\r\n\r\nFurther down the coast is a town famous for kiss-me-quick hats, drunken sex, unemployment and slot machines. Yarmouth, which surprisingly has the word \'Great\' in front of it, is a holiday destination presumably for those who had not done any sort of research beforehand.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk Broads can been seen on the map, together with Wroxham, a town that is owned entirely by the Roy family.\r\n\r\nNorwich, home to local radio host Alan Partridge and a crap football team, is the county administrative HQ, and is accessible by horse and cart.\r\n\r\nFinally, the map identifies the southern border, where Suffolk authorities have erected a huge Game of Thrones-style wall to prevent Norfolk people from crossing into the Promised Land and stealing crops.\r\n\r\nThe map is a sister to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">Suffolk map</a>, and is available for £19.99 from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Cartographers website</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'New Norfolk map produced by Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7416-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-02 11:05:11', '2017-09-02 11:05:11', '', 7416, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7416-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7419, 0, '2017-09-03 20:00:17', '2017-09-03 20:00:17', '', 'Stephen Chilvers', '', 'abandoned', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'stephen-chilvers', '', '', '2017-09-13 09:35:53', '2017-09-13 09:35:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=give_payment&#038;p=7419', 0, 'give_payment', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7420, 1, '2017-09-04 12:38:37', '2017-09-04 12:38:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg" alt="Royal baby" width="720" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7421" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Kensington is furious after discovering the Government has capped state benefits to just two children.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr William Windsor, 35, announced today that his wife is expecting their third child.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut his joy was short-lived as he realised he had become a victim of Tory austerity measures - and he will get no extra child tax credit.\r\n\r\nNow he and his long-suffering wife Kate, 35, will attempt to get something back from the state by asking for a bigger council house.\r\n\r\nTheir existing flat in Kensington Palace will soon be a bit of a squeeze, and it will be some time before he can move into his granny\'s state-funded detached house at the end of The Mall.\r\n\r\nA concerned neighbour said: "We\'re not sure how Mr and Mrs Windsor will cope without the Government handouts for a third child.\r\n\r\n"They are maxed out on benefits already because neither of them have a job, so money is going to be really tight now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, a friend of the couple said: "The new baby is wonderful news and will help take all our minds off impending nuclear Armageddon and the fact that summer has ended."\r\n\r\nOthers said it was lovely news and it was "very mean" to take the mickey out of them on this joyous day.\r\n\r\nMr Windsor is also upset because the arrival of a new child might mean he can not go away with the lads to football - presuming England make it to next summer\'s World Cup in Russia.\r\n\r\n"There\'s no way his missus will let him go on an away day if she\'s just had a another baby," one friend said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man furious after being refused state handout for third child', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'william-baby', '', '', '2017-09-04 12:53:43', '2017-09-04 12:53:43', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7420', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7421, 1, '2017-09-04 12:33:13', '2017-09-04 12:33:13', 'Man furious after discovering third baby will not be state funded', 'william and kate', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'william-and-kate', '', '', '2017-09-04 12:33:37', '2017-09-04 12:33:37', '', 7420, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7422, 1, '2017-09-04 12:38:37', '2017-09-04 12:38:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg" alt="Royal baby" width="720" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7421" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Kensington is furious after discovering the Government has capped state benefits to just two children.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr William Windsor, 35, announced today that his wife is expecting their third child.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut his joy was short-lived as he realised he had become a victim of Tory austerity measures - and he will get no extra child tax credit.\r\n\r\nNow he and his long-suffering wife Kate, 35, will attempt to get something back from the state by asking for a bigger council house.\r\n\r\nTheir existing flat in Kensington Palace will be a bit of a squeeze, and it will be some time before he can move into his granny\'s state-funded detached house at the end of The Mall.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA concerned neighbour said: "We\'re not sure how Mr and Mrs Windsor will cope without the Government handouts for a third child.\r\n\r\n"They are maxed out on benefits already because neither of them have a job, so money is going to be really tight now."\r\n\r\nHowever, a friend of the couple said: "The new baby is wonderful news and will help take all our minds off impending nuclear Armageddon and the fact that summer has ended."\r\n\r\nOthers said it was lovely news and it was "very mean" to take the mickey out of them on this joyous day.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man furious after being refused state handout for third child', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7420-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-04 12:38:37', '2017-09-04 12:38:37', '', 7420, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7420-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7423, 1, '2017-09-04 12:52:54', '2017-09-04 12:52:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg" alt="Royal baby" width="720" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7421" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A man from Kensington is furious after discovering the Government has capped state benefits to just two children.</strong>\n\nMr William Windsor, 35, announced today that his wife is expecting their third child.\n\n\n\nBut his joy was short-lived as he realised he had become a victim of Tory austerity measures - and he will get no extra child tax credit.\n\nNow he and his long-suffering wife Kate, 35, will attempt to get something back from the state by asking for a bigger council house.\n\nTheir existing flat in Kensington Palace will soon be a bit of a squeeze, and it will be some time before he can move into his granny\'s state-funded detached house at the end of The Mall.\n\nA concerned neighbour said: "We\'re not sure how Mr and Mrs Windsor will cope without the Government handouts for a third child.\n\n"They are maxed out on benefits already because neither of them have a job, so money is going to be really tight now."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHowever, a friend of the couple said: "The new baby is wonderful news and will help take all our minds off impending nuclear Armageddon and the fact that summer has ended."\n\nOthers said it was lovely news and it was "very mean" to take the mickey out of them on this joyous day.\n\nMr Windsor is also upset because the arrival of a new child might mean he can not go away with the lads to football - presuming England make it to next summer\'s World Cup in Russia.\n\n\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man furious after being refused state handout for third child', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7420-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-04 12:52:54', '2017-09-04 12:52:54', '', 7420, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7420-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7424, 1, '2017-09-04 12:47:54', '2017-09-04 12:47:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg" alt="Royal baby" width="720" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7421" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Kensington is furious after discovering the Government has capped state benefits to just two children.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr William Windsor, 35, announced today that his wife is expecting their third child.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut his joy was short-lived as he realised he had become a victim of Tory austerity measures - and he will get no extra child tax credit.\r\n\r\nNow he and his long-suffering wife Kate, 35, will attempt to get something back from the state by asking for a bigger council house.\r\n\r\nTheir existing flat in Kensington Palace will soon be a bit of a squeeze, and it will be some time before he can move into his granny\'s state-funded detached house at the end of The Mall.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA concerned neighbour said: "We\'re not sure how Mr and Mrs Windsor will cope without the Government handouts for a third child.\r\n\r\n"They are maxed out on benefits already because neither of them have a job, so money is going to be really tight now."\r\n\r\nHowever, a friend of the couple said: "The new baby is wonderful news and will help take all our minds off impending nuclear Armageddon and the fact that summer has ended."\r\n\r\nOthers said it was lovely news and it was "very mean" to take the mickey out of them on this joyous day.\r\n\r\nMr Windsor is also upset because the arrival of a new child might mean he can not go away with the lads to football - presuming England make it to next summer\'s World Cup in Russia.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man furious after being refused state handout for third child', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7420-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-04 12:47:54', '2017-09-04 12:47:54', '', 7420, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7420-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7425, 1, '2017-09-04 12:51:17', '2017-09-04 12:51:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg" alt="Royal baby" width="720" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7421" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Kensington is furious after discovering the Government has capped state benefits to just two children.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr William Windsor, 35, announced today that his wife is expecting their third child.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut his joy was short-lived as he realised he had become a victim of Tory austerity measures - and he will get no extra child tax credit.\r\n\r\nNow he and his long-suffering wife Kate, 35, will attempt to get something back from the state by asking for a bigger council house.\r\n\r\nTheir existing flat in Kensington Palace will soon be a bit of a squeeze, and it will be some time before he can move into his granny\'s state-funded detached house at the end of The Mall.\r\n\r\nA concerned neighbour said: "We\'re not sure how Mr and Mrs Windsor will cope without the Government handouts for a third child.\r\n\r\n"They are maxed out on benefits already because neither of them have a job, so money is going to be really tight now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, a friend of the couple said: "The new baby is wonderful news and will help take all our minds off impending nuclear Armageddon and the fact that summer has ended."\r\n\r\nOthers said it was lovely news and it was "very mean" to take the mickey out of them on this joyous day.\r\n\r\nMr Windsor is also upset because the arrival of a new child might mean he can not go away with the lads to football - presuming England make it to next summer\'s World Cup in Russia.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man furious after being refused state handout for third child', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7420-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-04 12:51:17', '2017-09-04 12:51:17', '', 7420, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7420-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7426, 1, '2017-09-04 12:53:43', '2017-09-04 12:53:43', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/william-and-kate.jpg" alt="Royal baby" width="720" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7421" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man from Kensington is furious after discovering the Government has capped state benefits to just two children.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr William Windsor, 35, announced today that his wife is expecting their third child.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut his joy was short-lived as he realised he had become a victim of Tory austerity measures - and he will get no extra child tax credit.\r\n\r\nNow he and his long-suffering wife Kate, 35, will attempt to get something back from the state by asking for a bigger council house.\r\n\r\nTheir existing flat in Kensington Palace will soon be a bit of a squeeze, and it will be some time before he can move into his granny\'s state-funded detached house at the end of The Mall.\r\n\r\nA concerned neighbour said: "We\'re not sure how Mr and Mrs Windsor will cope without the Government handouts for a third child.\r\n\r\n"They are maxed out on benefits already because neither of them have a job, so money is going to be really tight now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, a friend of the couple said: "The new baby is wonderful news and will help take all our minds off impending nuclear Armageddon and the fact that summer has ended."\r\n\r\nOthers said it was lovely news and it was "very mean" to take the mickey out of them on this joyous day.\r\n\r\nMr Windsor is also upset because the arrival of a new child might mean he can not go away with the lads to football - presuming England make it to next summer\'s World Cup in Russia.\r\n\r\n"There\'s no way his missus will let him go on an away day if she\'s just had a another baby," one friend said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Man furious after being refused state handout for third child', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7420-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-04 12:53:43', '2017-09-04 12:53:43', '', 7420, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7420-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7427, 1, '2017-09-05 12:19:41', '2017-09-05 12:19:41', '<strong>Upset house spiders have complained to press watchdogs after the media whipped up a deadly hate campaign against them.</strong>\r\n\r\nEvery newspaper and TV news station has reported about millions of huge spiders invading houses - and given advice about how to keep them out.\r\n\r\nThey have also been terrifying everyone with claims that the venomous false widow spider is on the march across Britain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA perfect storm of summer weather conditions and abundance of food has increased the number of spiders harmlessly hanging about minding their own business.\r\n\r\nBut that has been seized upon by evil press barons looking to make money out of their readers\' fears.\r\n\r\nLast night Boris, a friendly spider in Suffolk who represents the nation\'s arachnid population, said: "Alwight, guv\'nor. We\'re \'armless. No really, we have eight legs and no arms.\r\n\r\n"Thanks to the press everyone now wants to kill us. We\'re in a right two and eight," complained Boris, 3, who moved from London\'s East End to Suffolk because he\'d heard people were nicer there.\r\n\r\n"All we want to do is find a mate at this time of year, so we wander about a bit looking for \'em. Now we have to watch out for humans dropping books on us, or desperately yelling at their dogs or cats to eat us."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="276" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1757" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBoris has now scribbled a letter in his spidery handwriting to the Independent Press Standards Organisation, claiming journalists are preying on readers\' irrational fears.\r\n\r\n"Reporters are spinning a web of lies about us," said Boris, who has 743 children.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnother spider, Jim, from Bury St Edmunds, added: "Don\'t believe everything you read in the papers  - for example, we actually love playing conkers, so leaving a chestnut in the corner of your room isn\'t going to scare us off."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for IPSO said they would review Boris\' complaint.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Entomologist Concern said: "Spiders are friendly little creatures just going about their business. There really is no need to be so nasty to them."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>\r\n', 'Spiders complain about media hate campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1756-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-05 12:19:41', '2017-09-05 12:19:41', '', 1756, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1756-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7428, 1, '2017-09-05 12:20:59', '2017-09-05 12:20:59', '<strong>Upset house spiders have complained to press watchdogs after the media whipped up a deadly hate campaign against them.</strong>\r\n\r\nEvery newspaper and TV news station has reported about millions of huge spiders invading houses - and given advice about how to keep them out.\r\n\r\nThey have also been terrifying everyone with claims that the venomous false widow spider is on the march across Britain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA perfect storm of summer weather conditions and abundance of food has increased the number of spiders harmlessly hanging about minding their own business.\r\n\r\nBut that has been seized upon by evil press barons looking to make money out of their readers\' fears.\r\n\r\nLast night Boris, a friendly spider in Suffolk who represents the nation\'s arachnid population, said: "Alwight, guv\'nor. We\'re \'armless. No really, we have eight legs and no arms.\r\n\r\n"Thanks to the press everyone now wants to kill us. We\'re in a right two and eight," complained Boris, 3, who moved from London\'s East End to Suffolk because he\'d heard people were nicer there.\r\n\r\n"All we want to do is find a mate at this time of year, so we wander about a bit looking for \'em. Now we have to watch out for humans dropping books on us, or desperately yelling at their dogs or cats to eat us."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpg" alt="image" width="460" height="276" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1757" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBoris has now scribbled a letter in his spidery handwriting to the Independent Press Standards Organisation, claiming journalists are preying on readers\' irrational fears.\r\n\r\n"Reporters are spinning a web of lies about us," said Boris, who has 743 children.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnother spider, Jim, from Bury St Edmunds, added: "Don\'t believe everything you read in the papers  - for example, we actually love playing conkers, so leaving a chestnut in the corner of your room isn\'t going to scare us off."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for IPSO said they would review Boris\' complaint.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Entomologist Concern said: "Spiders are friendly little creatures just going about their business. There really is no need to be so nasty to them."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Spiders complain about media hate campaign', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1756-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-05 12:20:59', '2017-09-05 12:20:59', '', 1756, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1756-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7429, 1, '2017-09-06 16:27:45', '2017-09-06 16:27:45', '<strong>By Our Foreign Affairs Staff\n\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un caused outrage today by setting off a huge nuclear explosion while holidaying in his caravan on the Suffolk coast.</strong>\n\nThe despot feasted last night on a tasty-but-spicy curry at an Indian restaurant in Leiston, and was still suffering the consequences when he woke up in his caravan at Sizewell this morning.\n\n\nRather than stink the place out, he wandered down to the beach, which is popular with holidaymakers and dog walkers, to set off the explosion towards the North Sea.\n\nBut the resulting blast, captured on film and passed to the Suffolk Gazette by a concerned reader, was so huge it registered a 5.3 magnitude tremor, while the vindaloo and onion bhaji fallout is still being felt as far away as Aldeburgh and Southwold.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg" alt="Kim Jong Un nuclear explosion in Suffolk" width="548" height="347" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4643" /></a><br><br>\n\nWorld leaders were furious, threatening further sanctions against the rogue state. Even China, a long-term ally of North Korea, has now seemingly turned its nose up.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed last year how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">Mr Jong-Un had purchased a caravan at Sizewell</a> after falling in love the area during a secret visit to the local power station.\n\nOur Editor even got an <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/">exclusive interview with Kim Jong-Un</a>, where he backed the leadership of good comrade Jeremy Corbyn.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nUp to now he has enjoyed peace and quiet on his trips to Suffolk, with his secret service ensuring he was not bothered by inquisitive locals.\n\nHowever that may now change, with an action group being created to monitor all Kim Jong-Un\'s movements, particularly after a curry.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Fury as Kim Jong-un detonates Sizewell nuclear blast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4642-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-06 16:27:45', '2017-09-06 16:27:45', '', 4642, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4642-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7430, 1, '2017-09-06 16:27:48', '2017-09-06 16:27:48', '<strong>By Our Foreign Affairs Staff\r\n\r\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un caused outrage today by setting off a huge nuclear explosion while holidaying in his caravan on the Suffolk coast.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe despot feasted last night on a tasty-but-spicy curry at an Indian restaurant in Leiston, and was still suffering the consequences when he woke up in his caravan at Sizewell this morning.\r\n\r\n\r\nRather than stink the place out, he wandered down to the beach, which is popular with holidaymakers and dog walkers, to set off the explosion towards the North Sea.\r\n\r\nBut the resulting blast, captured on film and passed to the Suffolk Gazette by a concerned reader, was so huge it registered a 5.3 magnitude tremor, while the vindaloo and onion bhaji fallout is still being felt as far away as Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kim-jong-un-nuclear-test-sizewell.jpg" alt="Kim Jong Un nuclear explosion in Suffolk" width="548" height="347" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4643" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nWorld leaders were furious, threatening further sanctions against the rogue state. Even China, a long-term ally of North Korea, has now seemingly turned its nose up.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette revealed last year how <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">Mr Jong-Un had purchased a caravan at Sizewell</a> after falling in love the area during a secret visit to the local power station.\r\n\r\nOur Editor even got an <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/">exclusive interview with Kim Jong-Un</a>, where he backed the leadership of good comrade Jeremy Corbyn.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nUp to now he has enjoyed peace and quiet on his trips to Suffolk, with his secret service ensuring he was not bothered by inquisitive locals.\r\n\r\nHowever that may now change, with an action group being created to monitor all Kim Jong-Un\'s movements, particularly after a curry.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Fury as Kim Jong-un detonates Sizewell nuclear blast', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4642-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-06 16:27:48', '2017-09-06 16:27:48', '', 4642, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4642-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7431, 1, '2017-09-07 08:33:42', '2017-09-07 08:33:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-facebook.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-facebook.jpg" alt="Norfolk emoji" width="550" height="310" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7432" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nFacebook has released a new emoji just for the people of Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe six-fingered hands emoji will allow users to add a Norfolk flavour to their posts.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBoffins at the social media giant had worked on different emoji ideas for the rural county.\r\n\r\nA webbed foot, a pair of bushy eyebrows representing the star of the Normal for Norfolk TV show, and a depiction of Norwich radio personality Alan Partridge were all rejected.\r\n\r\n"They were all tested but found to be unpopular as Facebook users did not immediately recognise the Norfolk link.\r\n\r\n"But the six-fingered hands emoji screamed Norfolk to every user in our study.\r\n\r\n"It was being used by 90% of local Facebook users during the test period - and also many people living elsewhere when they were posting about Norfolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe new emoji will be included as part of the next Facebook software update in October.\r\n\r\nNorfolk Facebook fan Bubba Spuckler said: "This is something to be proud of. I love it. I have to hold my hands up to Facebook developers."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler, who lives near Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, regularly posts his turnips on the For Sale in Norfolk Facebook group.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Twitter said it was monitoring the Norfolk emoji, and would consider adding it to Twitter\'s emoji selection as well.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Facebook unveils Norfolk emoji', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'facebook-norfolk-emoji', '', '', '2017-09-07 08:35:37', '2017-09-07 08:35:37', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7431', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7432, 1, '2017-09-07 08:29:13', '2017-09-07 08:29:13', 'Facebook reveals new emoji for Norfolk', 'norfolk facebook', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-facebook', '', '', '2017-09-07 08:29:39', '2017-09-07 08:29:39', '', 7431, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-facebook.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7433, 1, '2017-09-07 08:33:42', '2017-09-07 08:33:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-facebook.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-facebook.jpg" alt="Norfolk emoji" width="550" height="310" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7432" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nFacebook has released a new emoji just for the people of Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe six-fingered hands emoji will allow users to add a Norfolk flavour to their posts.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBoffins at the social media giant had worked on different emoji ideas for the rural county.\r\n\r\nA webbed foot, a pair of bushy eyebrows representing the star of the Normal for Norfolk TV show, and a depiction of Norwich radio personality Alan Partridge were all rejected.\r\n\r\n"They were all tested but found to be unpopular as Facebook users did not immediately recognise the Norfolk link.\r\n\r\n"But the six-fingered hands emoji screamed Norfolk to every user in our study.\r\n\r\n"It was being used by 90% of local Facebook users during the test period - and also many people living elsewhere when they were posting about Norfolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe new emoji will be included as part of the next Facebook software update in October.\r\n\r\nNorfolk Facebook fan Bubba Spuckler said: "This is something to be proud of. I love it. I have to hold my hands up to Facebook developers."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler, who lives near Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, regularly posts his turnips on the Norfolk For Sale Facebook group.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Twitter said it was monitoring the Norfolk emoji, and would consider adding it to Twitter\'s emoji selection as well.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Facebook unveils Norfolk emoji', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7431-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-07 08:33:42', '2017-09-07 08:33:42', '', 7431, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7431-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7434, 1, '2017-09-07 08:35:33', '2017-09-07 08:35:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-facebook.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-facebook.jpg" alt="Norfolk emoji" width="550" height="310" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7432" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nFacebook has released a new emoji just for the people of Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe six-fingered hands emoji will allow users to add a Norfolk flavour to their posts.\n\n\n\nBoffins at the social media giant had worked on different emoji ideas for the rural county.\n\nA webbed foot, a pair of bushy eyebrows representing the star of the Normal for Norfolk TV show, and a depiction of Norwich radio personality Alan Partridge were all rejected.\n\n"They were all tested but found to be unpopular as Facebook users did not immediately recognise the Norfolk link.\n\n"But the six-fingered hands emoji screamed Norfolk to every user in our study.\n\n"It was being used by 90% of local Facebook users during the test period - and also many people living elsewhere when they were posting about Norfolk."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe new emoji will be included as part of the next Facebook software update in October.\n\nNorfolk Facebook fan Bubba Spuckler said: "This is something to be proud of. I love it. I have to hold my hands up to Facebook developers."\n\nMr Spuckler, who lives near Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, regularly posts his turnips on the For Sale in Norfolk Facebook group.\n\nA spokesman for Twitter said it was monitoring the Norfolk emoji, and would consider adding it to Twitter\'s emoji selection as well.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Facebook unveils Norfolk emoji', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7431-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-07 08:35:33', '2017-09-07 08:35:33', '', 7431, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7431-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7435, 1, '2017-09-07 08:35:37', '2017-09-07 08:35:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-facebook.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-facebook.jpg" alt="Norfolk emoji" width="550" height="310" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7432" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nFacebook has released a new emoji just for the people of Norfolk, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe six-fingered hands emoji will allow users to add a Norfolk flavour to their posts.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBoffins at the social media giant had worked on different emoji ideas for the rural county.\r\n\r\nA webbed foot, a pair of bushy eyebrows representing the star of the Normal for Norfolk TV show, and a depiction of Norwich radio personality Alan Partridge were all rejected.\r\n\r\n"They were all tested but found to be unpopular as Facebook users did not immediately recognise the Norfolk link.\r\n\r\n"But the six-fingered hands emoji screamed Norfolk to every user in our study.\r\n\r\n"It was being used by 90% of local Facebook users during the test period - and also many people living elsewhere when they were posting about Norfolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe new emoji will be included as part of the next Facebook software update in October.\r\n\r\nNorfolk Facebook fan Bubba Spuckler said: "This is something to be proud of. I love it. I have to hold my hands up to Facebook developers."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler, who lives near Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, regularly posts his turnips on the For Sale in Norfolk Facebook group.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Twitter said it was monitoring the Norfolk emoji, and would consider adding it to Twitter\'s emoji selection as well.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Facebook unveils Norfolk emoji', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7431-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-07 08:35:37', '2017-09-07 08:35:37', '', 7431, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7431-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7436, 1, '2017-09-07 10:29:25', '2017-09-07 10:29:25', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</strong>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Shark attack: Christopher Mills\' mauled board on Felixstowe beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society said: "Our team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n* EDIT: It later emerged that the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Felixstowe mayor and police chief</a> had clashed over the shark reports.\r\n\r\n** EDIT EDIT: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">Local fisherman hired to catch and kill the shark</a>.\r\n\r\n*** EDIT EDIT EDIT: The shark was killed, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it did not end well for the fisherman</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-07 10:29:25', '2017-09-07 10:29:25', '', 5467, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7437, 1, '2017-09-07 14:39:21', '2017-09-07 14:39:21', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg" alt="Map of Essex" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7438" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Essex was overjoyed today with a new map that carefully outlines the county for visitors.</strong>\r\n\r\nProduced by Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd., the map is a must-have guide for everyone who has to pass through Essex in order to get to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe map meticulously illustrates areas populated by retired footballers, exiled West Ham fans, rich farmers in red trousers - and a whole swathe of the county that wishes it was in neighbouring Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThere is also the popular commuter belt, which follows the routes of the Greater Anglia trains mainline through to Colchester, and the C2C lines to Southend.\r\n\r\nSouthend is also highlighted as being the home to an inferior spoof news website.\r\n\r\nThere is a nod to The Only Way is Essex, a television show for those with less than ten brain cells, plus homage to Epping Forest, where hundreds of victims of the Kray Twins are buried. Allegedly.\r\n\r\nStansted Airport and Boudica, the angry ginger-haired woman, also get on the map.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the map makers said: "The attention to detail was immense. No cockle has been left unturned."\r\n\r\nEssex County Council was delighted with the new map, and said it expected a boost in tourism as a result.\r\n\r\n"We have to rely on Clacton and Southend for tourists," a spokesman said, "so it\'s good to show Britain that we have so much more to offer."\r\n\r\nThe map is available for just £19.99 from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd website</a>, which also has details of a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-map/">Norfolk map</a> and a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">Suffolk map</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Essex celebrates new county map', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'essex-celebrates-new-county-map', '', '', '2018-03-10 12:20:58', '2018-03-10 12:20:58', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7437', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7438, 1, '2017-09-07 14:37:08', '2017-09-07 14:37:08', 'A new map of Essex is perfect for visitors', 'NEW MAP OF ESSEX', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'new-map-of-essex', '', '', '2017-09-07 14:37:50', '2017-09-07 14:37:50', '', 7437, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7439, 1, '2017-09-07 14:39:21', '2017-09-07 14:39:21', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg" alt="Map of Essex" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7438" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Essex was overjoyed today with a new map that carefully outlines the county for visitors.</strong>\r\n\r\nProduced by Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd., the map is a must-have guide for everyone who has to pass through Essex in order to get to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe map meticulously illustrates areas populated by retired footballers, exiled West Ham fans, rich farmers in red trousers - and a whole swathe of the county that wishes it was in neighbouring Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThere is also the popular commuter belt, which follows the routes of the Greater Anglia trains mainline through to Colchester, and the C2C lines to Southend.\r\n\r\nSouthend is also highlighted as being the home to an inferior spoof news website.\r\n\r\nThere is a nod to The Only Way is Essex, a popular television show for those with less than ten brain cells, plus homage to Epping Forest, where hundreds of victims of the Kray Twins are buried. Allegedly.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the map makers said: "The attention to detail was immense. No cockle has been left unturned."\r\n\r\nEssex County Council was delighted with the new map, and said it expected a boost in tourism as a result.\r\n\r\n"We have to rely on Clacton and Southend for tourists," a spokesman said, "so it\'s good to show Britain that we have so much more to offer."\r\n\r\nThe map is available for just £19.99 from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd website</a>, which also has details of a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-map/">Norfolk map</a> and a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">Suffolk map</a>. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Essex celebrates new county map', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7437-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-07 14:39:21', '2017-09-07 14:39:21', '', 7437, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7437-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7440, 1, '2017-09-07 14:46:34', '2017-09-07 14:46:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg" alt="Map of Essex" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7438" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Essex was overjoyed today with a new map that carefully outlines the county for visitors.</strong>\n\nProduced by Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd., the map is a must-have guide for everyone who has to pass through Essex in order to get to Suffolk.\n\n\n\nThe map meticulously illustrates areas populated by retired footballers, exiled West Ham fans, rich farmers in red trousers - and a whole swathe of the county that wishes it was in neighbouring Suffolk.\n\nThere is also the popular commuter belt, which follows the routes of the Greater Anglia trains mainline through to Colchester, and the C2C lines to Southend.\n\nSouthend is also highlighted as being the home to an inferior spoof news website.\n\nThere is a nod to The Only Way is Essex, a television show for those with less than ten brain cells, plus homage to Epping Forest, where hundreds of victims of the Kray Twins are buried. Allegedly.\n\nStansted Ai\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for the map makers said: "The attention to detail was immense. No cockle has been left unturned."\n\nEssex County Council was delighted with the new map, and said it expected a boost in tourism as a result.\n\n"We have to rely on Clacton and Southend for tourists," a spokesman said, "so it\'s good to show Britain that we have so much more to offer."\n\nThe map is available for just £19.99 from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd website</a>, which also has details of a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-map/">Norfolk map</a> and a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">Suffolk map</a>. \n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n\n\n', 'Essex celebrates new county map', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7437-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-07 14:46:34', '2017-09-07 14:46:34', '', 7437, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7437-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7441, 1, '2017-09-07 14:47:31', '2017-09-07 14:47:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg" alt="Map of Essex" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7438" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Essex was overjoyed today with a new map that carefully outlines the county for visitors.</strong>\r\n\r\nProduced by Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd., the map is a must-have guide for everyone who has to pass through Essex in order to get to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe map meticulously illustrates areas populated by retired footballers, exiled West Ham fans, rich farmers in red trousers - and a whole swathe of the county that wishes it was in neighbouring Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThere is also the popular commuter belt, which follows the routes of the Greater Anglia trains mainline through to Colchester, and the C2C lines to Southend.\r\n\r\nSouthend is also highlighted as being the home to an inferior spoof news website.\r\n\r\nThere is a nod to The Only Way is Essex, a television show for those with less than ten brain cells, plus homage to Epping Forest, where hundreds of victims of the Kray Twins are buried. Allegedly.\r\n\r\nStansted Airport and Boudica, the angry ginger-haired woman, also get on the map.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the map makers said: "The attention to detail was immense. No cockle has been left unturned."\r\n\r\nEssex County Council was delighted with the new map, and said it expected a boost in tourism as a result.\r\n\r\n"We have to rely on Clacton and Southend for tourists," a spokesman said, "so it\'s good to show Britain that we have so much more to offer."\r\n\r\nThe map is available for just £19.99 from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd website</a>, which also has details of a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-map/">Norfolk map</a> and a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">Suffolk map</a>. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Essex celebrates new county map', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7437-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-07 14:47:31', '2017-09-07 14:47:31', '', 7437, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7437-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7443, 1, '2017-09-07 15:51:17', '2017-09-07 15:51:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wind-farm-e1504799399925.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wind-farm-e1504799399925.jpg" alt="Wind farm" width="600" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7442" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A huge wind farm off the posh Suffolk coast is actually a series of massive fans designed to keep out bad smells from Essex, a whistleblower has revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFor years everyone assumed the Greater Gabbard, 14 miles off Suffolk, was generating "green" electricity through its 140 turbines.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette can reveal the white eyesores are actually special fans designed to keep the air fresh at upmarket seaside towns like Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFor many years wealthy residents had turned their noses up at the terrible smells coming from down the coast in the common county known as Essex.\r\n\r\nThey had to ensure odours from greasy burgers, pizzas, kebabs, tanning solutions and cheap perfumes that plume out of lower-class towns like Clacton or Southend and drift up to Suffolk on the prevailing winds.\r\n\r\nNow a whistleblower has decided to reveal the truth via the Suffolk Gazette because he has moved to Essex and quite likes it there.\r\n\r\nHe said: "About 20 years ago a secret group of wealthy Aldeburgh and Southwold residents, many of them second home owners from London, came up with this plan to keep the stifling Essex fumes away.\r\n\r\n"They had enough of sitting on the beach at Aldeburgh trying to listen to open-air Benjamin Britten opera performances while the smell of stale Essex kebabs and chips hung in the air.\r\n\r\n"And rich yachting types joined in as well, because the Essex smells were stronger out at sea.\r\n\r\n"They all chipped in to build the Great Gabbard and fool everyone that the project was, in fact, just a wind farm. It was very expensive, but these sorts of people can afford it.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The technology works well, and since completion in 2012 Aldeburgh in particular has been beautifully fragrant.\r\n\r\n"But since moving to Essex I can reveal people there have been noticing the smells are worse \'as if the wind ain\'t getting rid of it\'.\r\n\r\n"People deserve to be told the truth."\r\n\r\nJeremy Farquar-Smythe-Pisslethwaite, 62, a retired City banker who now lives close to the Aldeburgh seafront said: "We don\'t really care what those common people in Essex think.\r\n\r\n"We pay a premium to live in a nice part of the country and don\'t see why we should breathe in their filth."\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Huge fans keep Essex smells out of posh Suffolk resorts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1925-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-07 15:51:17', '2017-09-07 15:51:17', '', 1925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1925-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7444, 1, '2017-09-07 15:51:47', '2017-09-07 15:51:47', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wind-farm-e1504799399925.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wind-farm-e1504799399925.jpg" alt="Wind farm" width="600" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7442" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A huge wind farm off the posh Suffolk coast is actually a series of massive fans designed to keep out bad smells from Essex, a whistleblower has revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFor years everyone assumed the Greater Gabbard, 14 miles off Suffolk, was generating "green" electricity through its 140 turbines.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette can reveal the white eyesores are actually special fans designed to keep the air fresh at upmarket seaside towns like Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFor many years wealthy residents had turned their noses up at the terrible smells coming from down the coast in the common county known as Essex.\r\n\r\nThey had to ensure odours from greasy burgers, pizzas, kebabs, tanning solutions and cheap perfumes that plume out of lower-class towns like Clacton or Southend and drift up to Suffolk on the prevailing winds.\r\n\r\nNow a whistleblower has decided to reveal the truth via the Suffolk Gazette because he has moved to Essex and quite likes it there.\r\n\r\nHe said: "About 20 years ago a secret group of wealthy Aldeburgh and Southwold residents, many of them second home owners from London, came up with this plan to keep the stifling Essex fumes away.\r\n\r\n"They had enough of sitting on the beach at Aldeburgh trying to listen to open-air Benjamin Britten opera performances while the smell of stale Essex kebabs and chips hung in the air.\r\n\r\n"And rich yachting types joined in as well, because the Essex smells were stronger out at sea.\r\n\r\n"They all chipped in to build the Great Gabbard and fool everyone that the project was, in fact, just a wind farm. It was very expensive, but these sorts of people can afford it.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The technology works well, and since completion in 2012 Aldeburgh in particular has been beautifully fragrant.\r\n\r\n"But since moving to Essex I can reveal people there have been noticing the smells are worse \'as if the wind ain\'t getting rid of it\'.\r\n\r\n"People deserve to be told the truth."\r\n\r\nJeremy Farquar-Smythe-Pisslethwaite, 62, a retired City banker who now lives close to the Aldeburgh seafront said: "We don\'t really care what those common people in Essex think.\r\n\r\n"We pay a premium to live in a nice part of the country and don\'t see why we should breathe in their filth."', 'Huge fans keep Essex smells out of posh Suffolk resorts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1925-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-07 15:51:47', '2017-09-07 15:51:47', '', 1925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1925-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7445, 1, '2017-09-08 08:58:42', '2017-09-08 08:58:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/striped-horse-e1504859645783.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/striped-horse-e1504859645783.jpg" alt="New black and white striped horse" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7446" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A top Suffolk breeder has created a stunning new black-and-white-striped horse.</strong>\r\n\r\nFed up with traditional colours for horses, Larry Piggott, the nephew of Newmarket racing legend Lester Piggott, set about breeding a new colour for equine enthusiasts.\r\n\r\nHe has spent 17 years pairing black stallions with white mares, then interbreeding the offspring for generations to create the desired striped effect.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow he is on the fourth generation of black-and-white striped horses, meaning the fetching colour scheme is officially here to stay.\r\n\r\nBecause the horses are so rare, they will fetch a premium price at auction and make Mr Piggott a fortune.\r\n\r\nHe has named the horses debras after his wife, Debra.\r\n\r\n"The debras not only look good and have a great temperament, but they showing a good turn of speed so could be suitable for the race track," Mr Piggott, 57, who runs stables near Lavenham, explained.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve had the same coloured horses in Britain for thousands of years - chestnuts, greys, dappled, white, black - so this is something new and exciting.\r\n\r\n"I\'m extremely proud to have been behind it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe British Equestrian Federation is expected to officially endorse the debra in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\n"We are visiting Mr Piggott in the coming weeks to confirm his claims. If true, this is a quite remarkable development.\r\n\r\n"The paddocks of England could be changed forever."\r\n\r\nIn unrelated news, Essex police are hunting a daring burglar who made off with two zebras from Colchester Zoo last week.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Visit The House in Town, the best shop for cool home furnishings and interiors</a></h3>\r\n', 'Breeder stuns equine world with new striped horse', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'striped-horse', '', '', '2017-09-08 09:08:45', '2017-09-08 09:08:45', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7445', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7447, 1, '2017-09-08 08:58:42', '2017-09-08 08:58:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/striped-horse-e1504859645783.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/striped-horse-e1504859645783.jpg" alt="New black and white striped horse" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7446" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A top Suffolk breeder has created a stunning new black-and-white-striped horse.</strong>\r\n\r\nFed up with traditional colours for horses, Larry Piggott, the nephew of Newmarket racing legend Lester Piggott, set about breeding a new colour for equine enthusiasts.\r\n\r\nHe has spent 17 years pairing black stallions with white mares, then interbreeding the offspring for generations to create the desired striped effect.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow he is on the fourth generation of black-and-white striped horses, meaning the fetching colour scheme is officially here to stay.\r\n\r\nBecause the horses are so rare, they will fetch a premium price at auction and make Mr Piggott a fortune.\r\n\r\nHe has named the horses debras after his wife, Debra.\r\n\r\n"The debras not only look good and have a great temperament, but they showing a good turn of speed so could be suitable for the race track," Mr Piggott, 57, who runs stables near Lavenham, explained.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve had the same coloured horses in Britain for thousands of years - chestnuts, greys, dappled, white, black - so this is something new and exciting.\r\n\r\n"I\'m extremely proud to have been behind it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe British Equestrian Federation is expected to officially endorse the debra in the coming weeks.\r\n\r\n"We are visiting Mr Piggott in the coming weeks to confirm his claims. If true, this is a quite remarkable development.\r\n\r\n"The paddocks of England could be changed forever."\r\n\r\nIn unrelated news, Essex police are hunting a daring burglar who made off with two zebras from Colchester Zoo last week.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Visit The House in Town, the best shop for cool home furnishings and interiors</a></h3>\r\n', 'Breeder stuns equine world with new striped horse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7445-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-08 08:58:42', '2017-09-08 08:58:42', '', 7445, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7445-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7448, 1, '2017-09-09 10:03:49', '2017-09-09 10:03:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/james-martin.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/james-martin.png" alt="James Martin" width="570" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7449" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man who quit his job because he was fed up with working on Saturday mornings has started a new job on Saturday mornings.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr James Martin stopped presenting BBC1\'s Saturday Kitchen after ten years because he was tired of never having a weekend off.\r\n\r\nBut in a move which quite possibly has something to do with money, he has now started a new rival series on ITV.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA friend insisted the new show, Saturday Morning With James Martin is not broadcast live but is recorded in his own home.\r\n\r\n"So while the show is aired on Saturday mornings, Mr Martin isn\'t actually working on Saturday mornings.\r\n\r\n"In other words, this is a completely ridiculous story."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Man working on Saturday mornings again', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'james-martin', '', '', '2017-09-09 10:12:00', '2017-09-09 10:12:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7448', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7450, 1, '2017-09-09 10:03:49', '2017-09-09 10:03:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/james-martin.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/james-martin.png" alt="James Martin" width="570" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7449" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man who quit his job because he was fed up with working on Saturday mornings has started a new job on Saturday mornings.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr James Martin walked out of his job on BBC1\'s Saturday Kitchen after ten years because he was tired of never having a weekend off.\r\n\r\nBut in a move which quite possibly has something to do with money, he has now started a new rival series on ITV.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA friend insisted the new show, Saturday Morning With James Martin is not broadcast live but is recorded in his own home.\r\n\r\n"So while the show is aired on Saturday mornings, Mr Martin isn\'t actually working on Saturday mornings.\r\n\r\n"In other words, this is a completely ridiculous story because he gets his weekends off."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Man working on Saturday mornings again', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7448-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-09 10:03:49', '2017-09-09 10:03:49', '', 7448, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7448-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7451, 1, '2017-09-09 10:05:39', '2017-09-09 10:05:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/james-martin.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/james-martin.png" alt="James Martin" width="570" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7449" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man who quit his job because he was fed up with working on Saturday mornings has started a new job on Saturday mornings.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr James Martin walked out of his job on BBC1\'s Saturday Kitchen after ten years because he was tired of never having a weekend off.\r\n\r\nBut in a move which quite possibly has something to do with money, he has now started a new rival series on ITV.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA friend insisted the new show, Saturday Morning With James Martin is not broadcast live but is recorded in his own home.\r\n\r\n"So while the show is aired on Saturday mornings, Mr Martin isn\'t actually working on Saturday mornings.\r\n\r\n"In other words, this is a completely ridiculous story."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Man working on Saturday mornings again', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7448-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-09 10:05:39', '2017-09-09 10:05:39', '', 7448, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7448-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7452, 1, '2017-09-09 10:11:53', '2017-09-09 10:11:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/james-martin.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/james-martin.png" alt="James Martin" width="570" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7449" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A man who quit his job because he was fed up with working on Saturday mornings has started a new job on Saturday mornings.</strong>\n\nMr James Martin stopped presenting is job on BBC1\'s Saturday Kitchen after ten years because he was tired of never having a weekend off.\n\nBut in a move which quite possibly has something to do with money, he has now started a new rival series on ITV.\n\n\n\nA friend insisted the new show, Saturday Morning With James Martin is not broadcast live but is recorded in his own home.\n\n"So while the show is aired on Saturday mornings, Mr Martin isn\'t actually working on Saturday mornings.\n\n"In other words, this is a completely ridiculous story."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Man working on Saturday mornings again', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7448-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-09 10:11:53', '2017-09-09 10:11:53', '', 7448, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7448-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7453, 1, '2017-09-09 10:12:00', '2017-09-09 10:12:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/james-martin.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/james-martin.png" alt="James Martin" width="570" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7449" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man who quit his job because he was fed up with working on Saturday mornings has started a new job on Saturday mornings.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr James Martin stopped presenting BBC1\'s Saturday Kitchen after ten years because he was tired of never having a weekend off.\r\n\r\nBut in a move which quite possibly has something to do with money, he has now started a new rival series on ITV.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA friend insisted the new show, Saturday Morning With James Martin is not broadcast live but is recorded in his own home.\r\n\r\n"So while the show is aired on Saturday mornings, Mr Martin isn\'t actually working on Saturday mornings.\r\n\r\n"In other words, this is a completely ridiculous story."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Man working on Saturday mornings again', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7448-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-09 10:12:00', '2017-09-09 10:12:00', '', 7448, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7448-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7454, 1, '2017-09-10 18:24:42', '2017-09-10 18:24:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg" alt="Richard Branson" width="650" height="403" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7455" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world breathed a huge sigh of relief today after hearing billionaire Richard Branson had survived Hurricane Irma ripping through his private Caribbean island.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Branson was fortunately able to hunker down in his expensive concrete wine cellar on Necker Island while chaos erupted all around.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news is just what the world was waiting to hear, fearing as it did that the super-rich publicity mad mogul might have been silenced.\r\n\r\nAs 185mph Irma wreaked havoc across the Caribbean, killing scores of people and destroying thousands of homes and livelihoods, Mr Branson was able to report he was fine on his personal island.\r\n\r\nHe and his staff simply sat in his well-stocked wine cellar, which is made of concrete.\r\n\r\n"This is such a relief," said a concerned Suffolk fan of the Virgin boss today.\r\n\r\n"I hadn\'t really given a thought to the ordinary poor people, but I\'m delighted Sir Richard is safe.\r\n\r\n"It was lucky he had a nice big wine cellar to shelter in. Perhaps the people of Barbuda or Saint-Martin should take note.\r\n\r\n"They should all build themselves nice wine cellars. I don\'t know why they didn\'t think about it before."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Branson, 67, was able to communicate with the outside world via satellite telephone, and describe how he was donating money to those affected by the hurricane.\r\n\r\nHe is now beginning the clean-up operation on Necker before charging people $27,000 a week again to stay there.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, television viewers have braced themselves for scores of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hurricane-reporters/">reporters standing outside in hurricane-force winds</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'World relieved as Richard Branson survives Hurricane Irma', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'richard-branson', '', '', '2017-09-10 18:55:44', '2017-09-10 18:55:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7454', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7456, 1, '2017-09-09 11:00:37', '2017-09-09 11:00:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg" alt="Richard Branson" width="650" height="403" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7455" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world breathed a huge sigh of relief today after hearing billionaire Richard Branson had survived Hurricane Irma ripping through his private Caribbean island.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Branson was fortunately able to hunker down in his expensive concrete wine cellar on Necker Island while chaos erupted all around.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news is just what the world was waiting to hear, fearing as it did that the super-rich publicity mad mogul might have been silenced.\r\n\r\nAs 185mph Irma wreaked havoc across the Caribbean, killing scores of people and destroying thousands of homes and livelihoods, Mr Branson was able to report he was fine.\r\n\r\n"This is such a relief," said a concerned Suffolk fan of the Virgin boss. "I hadn\'t really given a thought to the ordinary poor people, so long as Richard is safe.\r\n\r\n"It was lucky he had a nice big wine cellar to hide in. Perhaps the people of Barbuda or Saint-Martin should take note."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Branson, 67, was able to communicate with the outside world via satellite telephone, and describe how he was donating money to those affected by the hurricane.\r\n\r\nHe is now beginning the clean-up operation on Necker before charging people $27,000 a week again to stay there.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'World relieved as Richard Branson survives Hurricane Irma', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7454-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-09 11:00:37', '2017-09-09 11:00:37', '', 7454, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7454-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7457, 1, '2018-09-13 08:22:41', '2018-09-13 08:22:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7458" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter hurricane" width="640" height="360" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe first television journalists have already been spotted across North and South Carolina, and many more are expected in the coming hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMillions of normal people have been told to evacuate the area ahead of Hurricane Florence hitting the mainland US tomorrow.\r\n\r\nBut reporters have headed into the danger zone to stand on street junctions at 45-degree angles in order to make good TV.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/face.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/face.jpg" alt="" width="306" height="308" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9470" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/lol.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/lol.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9473" /></a>\r\n\r\nWearing waterproof clothing and shouting to be heard, they intend to dodge flying masonry and tidal surges and expect to get swamped with biblical rain.\r\n\r\nIn so doing, they hope to confirm that there is, in fact, a hurricane going on.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7464" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter in a hurricane" width="308" height="323" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/standing-in-water.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/standing-in-water.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="396" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9474" /></a>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, a spokesperson for the Reporters in Hurricanes Association said: "It is important to show the world just how windy it is, and confirm there is a hurricane.\r\n\r\n"We may look farcical, clinging on to lampposts while cars float by and house roofs fly through the sky, but you have to admit it makes for great TV."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEmergency services were not so impressed, however.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/help-me.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/help-me.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9471" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a 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class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9476" /></a>\r\n\r\nTelevision viewers are advised that the number of reporters standing in hurricane winds will diminish by the weekend.\r\n\r\nHere are a couple more television reporters working heroically in a hurricane...\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/on-the-beach.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/on-the-beach.jpg" alt="" width="660" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9477" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/off-feet-e1536825980523.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/off-feet-e1536825980523.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9478" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/windy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/windy.jpg" alt="" width="307" height="200" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9479" /></a>\r\n\r\nAt least some of them take safety precautions...\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/goggles.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/goggles.jpg" alt="" width="1280" height="731" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9480" /></a>', 'World told to prepare for reporters standing in Hurricane Florence winds', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'hurricane-reporters', '', '', '2018-09-13 08:25:23', '2018-09-13 08:25:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7457', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7459, 1, '2017-09-10 09:14:41', '2017-09-10 09:14:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter hurricane" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7458" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe first television journalists have already been spotted in south Florida, and many more are expected in the coming hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile millions of normal people have been advised to evacuate the area ahead of Hurricane Irma hitting the mainland US, reporters are deliberately standing at street junctions at 45 degree angles in order to make good TV.\r\n\r\nWearing waterproof clothing and shouting to be heard, they intend to dodge flying masonry and tidal surges, and expect to get swamped with biblical rain.\r\n\r\nIn so doing, they hope to confirm that there is, in fact, a hurricane going on.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Reporters in Hurricanes Association said: "It is important to show the world just how windy it is, and confirm there is a hurricane.\r\n\r\n"We may look ridiculous, clinging on to lampposts while cars float by and house roofs fly through the sky, but you have to admit it makes great TV."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEmergency services were not so impressed, however.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve got everyone out of harms way for this major event, but then hundreds of TV journalists turn up to play chicken with the biggest storm in history."\r\n\r\nTelevision viewers are advised that the number of reporters standing in hurricane winds will diminish by tomorrow.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'World warned to brace itself for reporters standing in hurricane winds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7457-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 09:14:41', '2017-09-10 09:14:41', '', 7457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7457-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7460, 1, '2018-09-13 08:15:46', '2018-09-13 08:15:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7458" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter hurricane" width="640" height="360" /></a>\n\n<strong>A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.</strong>\n\nThe first television journalists have already been spotted across North and South Carolina, and many more are expected in the coming hours.\n\n\n\nMillions of normal people have been told to evacuate the area ahead of Hurricane Florence hitting the mainland US tomorrow.\n\nBut reporters have headed into the danger zone to stand on street junctions at 45-degree angles in order to make good TV.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/face.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/face.jpg" alt="" width="306" height="308" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9470" /></a>\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/lol.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/lol.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9473" /></a>\n\nWearing waterproof clothing and shouting to be heard, they intend to dodge flying masonry and tidal surges and expect to get swamped with biblical rain.\n\nIn so doing, they hope to confirm that there is, in fact, a hurricane going on.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7464" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter in a hurricane" width="308" height="323" /></a>\n\n<a 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class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9476" /></a>\n\nTelevision viewers are advised that the number of reporters standing in hurricane winds will diminish by the weekend.\n\nHere are a couple more television reporters working heroically in a hurricane...\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/on-the-beach.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/on-the-beach.jpg" alt="" width="660" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9477" /></a>\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/off-feet-e1536825980523.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/off-feet-e1536825980523.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9478" /></a>\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/windy.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/windy.jpg" alt="" width="307" height="200" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9479" /></a>\n\nAt least some of them take safety precautions...\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/goggles.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/goggles.jpg" alt="" width="1280" height="731" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9480" /></a>', 'World warned to prepare for reporters standing in Hurricane Florence winds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7457-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-13 08:15:46', '2018-09-13 08:15:46', '', 7457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7457-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7461, 1, '2017-09-10 09:17:46', '2017-09-10 09:17:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter hurricane" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7458" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe first television journalists have already been spotted in south Florida, and many more are expected in the coming hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile millions of normal people have been advised to evacuate the area ahead of Hurricane Irma hitting the mainland US, reporters are deliberately standing at street junctions at 45 degree angles in order to make good TV.\r\n\r\nWearing ridiculous waterproof clothing and shouting to be heard, they intend to dodge flying masonry and tidal surges, and expect to get swamped with biblical rain.\r\n\r\nIn so doing, they hope to confirm that there is, in fact, a hurricane going on.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Reporters in Hurricanes Association said: "It is important to show the world just how windy it is, and confirm there is a hurricane.\r\n\r\n"We may look farcical, clinging on to lampposts while cars float by and house roofs fly through the sky, but you have to admit it makes for great TV."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEmergency services were not so impressed, however.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve got everyone out of harms way for this major event, but then hundreds of TV journalists turn up to play chicken with the biggest storm in history."\r\n\r\nTelevision viewers are advised that the number of reporters standing in hurricane winds will diminish by tomorrow.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'World warned to brace itself for reporters standing in hurricane winds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7457-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 09:17:46', '2017-09-10 09:17:46', '', 7457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7457-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7462, 1, '2017-09-10 09:24:23', '2017-09-10 09:24:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter hurricane" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7458" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe first television journalists have already been spotted in south Florida, and many more are expected in the coming hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMillions of normal people have been advised to evacuate the area ahead of Category 4 Hurricane Irma hitting the mainland US.\r\n\r\nBut reporters have heading into the danger zone and are deliberately standing on street junctions at 45 degree angles in order to make good TV.\r\n\r\nWearing ridiculous waterproof clothing and shouting to be heard, they intend to dodge flying masonry and tidal surges, and expect to get swamped with biblical rain.\r\n\r\nIn so doing, they hope to confirm that there is, in fact, a hurricane going on.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Reporters in Hurricanes Association said: "It is important to show the world just how windy it is, and confirm there is a hurricane.\r\n\r\n"We may look farcical, clinging on to lampposts while cars float by and house roofs fly through the sky, but you have to admit it makes for great TV."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEmergency services were not so impressed, however.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve got everyone out of harms way for this major event, but then hundreds of TV journalists turn up to play chicken with the biggest storm in history."\r\n\r\nTelevision viewers are advised that the number of reporters standing in hurricane winds will diminish by tomorrow.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'World warned to brace itself for reporters standing in hurricane winds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7457-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 09:24:23', '2017-09-10 09:24:23', '', 7457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7457-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7463, 1, '2017-09-10 09:26:39', '2017-09-10 09:26:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter hurricane" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7458" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe first television journalists have already been spotted in south Florida, and many more are expected in the coming hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMillions of normal people have been advised to evacuate the area ahead of Category 4 Hurricane Irma hitting the mainland US.\r\n\r\nBut reporters have heading into the danger zone and are deliberately standing on street junctions at 45 degree angles in order to make good TV.\r\n\r\nWearing ridiculous waterproof clothing and shouting to be heard, they intend to dodge flying masonry and tidal surges, and expect to get swamped with biblical rain.\r\n\r\nIn so doing, they hope to confirm that there is, in fact, a hurricane going on.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Reporters in Hurricanes Association said: "It is important to show the world just how windy it is, and confirm there is a hurricane.\r\n\r\n"We may look farcical, clinging on to lampposts while cars float by and house roofs fly through the sky, but you have to admit it makes for great TV."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEmergency services were not so impressed, however.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve got everyone out of harms way for this major event, but then hundreds of TV journalists turn up to play chicken with the biggest storm in history.\r\n\r\n"If it gets to dangerous for us to stick around, then they\'re on their own."\r\n\r\nTelevision viewers are advised that the number of reporters standing in hurricane winds will diminish by tomorrow.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'World warned to brace itself for reporters standing in hurricane winds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7457-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 09:26:39', '2017-09-10 09:26:39', '', 7457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7457-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7464, 1, '2017-09-10 09:31:45', '2017-09-10 09:31:45', 'A news reporters in a hurricane', 'reporter in hurricane', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'reporter-in-hurricane', '', '', '2017-09-10 09:32:06', '2017-09-10 09:32:06', '', 7457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7465, 1, '2017-09-10 09:32:22', '2017-09-10 09:32:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter hurricane" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7458" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe first television journalists have already been spotted in south Florida, and many more are expected in the coming hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMillions of normal people have been advised to evacuate the area ahead of Category 4 Hurricane Irma hitting the mainland US.\r\n\r\nBut reporters have heading into the danger zone and are deliberately standing on street junctions at 45 degree angles in order to make good TV.\r\n\r\nWearing ridiculous waterproof clothing and shouting to be heard, they intend to dodge flying masonry and tidal surges, and expect to get swamped with biblical rain.\r\n\r\nIn so doing, they hope to confirm that there is, in fact, a hurricane going on.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter in a hurricane" width="308" height="323" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7464" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Reporters in Hurricanes Association said: "It is important to show the world just how windy it is, and confirm there is a hurricane.\r\n\r\n"We may look farcical, clinging on to lampposts while cars float by and house roofs fly through the sky, but you have to admit it makes for great TV."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEmergency services were not so impressed, however.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve got everyone out of harms way for this major event, but then hundreds of TV journalists turn up to play chicken with the biggest storm in history.\r\n\r\n"If it gets to dangerous for us to stick around, then they\'re on their own."\r\n\r\nTelevision viewers are advised that the number of reporters standing in hurricane winds will diminish by tomorrow.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'World warned to brace itself for reporters standing in hurricane winds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7457-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 09:32:22', '2017-09-10 09:32:22', '', 7457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7457-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7466, 1, '2017-09-10 09:45:28', '2017-09-10 09:45:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter hurricane" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7458" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe first television journalists have already been spotted in south Florida, and many more are expected in the coming hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMillions of normal people have been advised to evacuate the area ahead of Category 4 Hurricane Irma hitting the mainland US.\r\n\r\nBut reporters have headed into the danger zone and are deliberately standing on street junctions at 45 degree angles in order to make good TV.\r\n\r\nWearing ridiculous waterproof clothing and shouting to be heard, they intend to dodge flying masonry and tidal surges, and expect to get swamped with biblical rain.\r\n\r\nIn so doing, they hope to confirm that there is, in fact, a hurricane going on.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter in a hurricane" width="308" height="323" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7464" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Reporters in Hurricanes Association said: "It is important to show the world just how windy it is, and confirm there is a hurricane.\r\n\r\n"We may look farcical, clinging on to lampposts while cars float by and house roofs fly through the sky, but you have to admit it makes for great TV."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEmergency services were not so impressed, however.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve got everyone out of harms way for this major event, but then hundreds of TV journalists turn up to play chicken with the biggest storm in history.\r\n\r\n"If it gets to dangerous for us to stick around, then they\'re on their own."\r\n\r\nTelevision viewers are advised that the number of reporters standing in hurricane winds will diminish by tomorrow.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'World warned to brace itself for reporters standing in hurricane winds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7457-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 09:45:28', '2017-09-10 09:45:28', '', 7457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7457-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7468, 1, '2017-09-10 18:20:04', '2017-09-10 18:20:04', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7458" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter hurricane" width="640" height="360" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe first television journalists have already been spotted in south Florida, and many more are expected in the coming hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMillions of normal people have been advised to evacuate the area ahead of Category 4 Hurricane Irma hitting the mainland US.\r\n\r\nBut reporters have headed into the danger zone and are deliberately standing on street junctions at 45 degree angles in order to make good TV.\r\n\r\nWearing ridiculous waterproof clothing and shouting to be heard, they intend to dodge flying masonry and tidal surges, and expect to get swamped with biblical rain.\r\n\r\nIn so doing, they hope to confirm that there is, in fact, a hurricane going on.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7464" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter in a hurricane" width="308" height="323" /></a>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Reporters in Hurricanes Association said: "It is important to show the world just how windy it is, and confirm there is a hurricane.\r\n\r\n"We may look farcical, clinging on to lampposts while cars float by and house roofs fly through the sky, but you have to admit it makes for great TV."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEmergency services were not so impressed, however.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve got everyone out of harms way for this major event, but then hundreds of TV journalists turn up to play chicken with the biggest storm in history.\r\n\r\n"If it gets too dangerous for us to stick around, then they\'re on their own."\r\n\r\nTelevision viewers are advised that the number of reporters standing in hurricane winds will diminish by tomorrow.\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'World warned to brace itself for reporters standing in hurricane winds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7457-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 18:20:04', '2017-09-10 18:20:04', '', 7457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7457-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7469, 1, '2017-09-10 18:54:30', '2017-09-10 18:54:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg" alt="Richard Branson" width="650" height="403" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7455" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>The world breathed a huge sigh of relief today after hearing billionaire Richard Branson had survived Hurricane Irma ripping through his private Caribbean island.</strong>\n\nMr Branson was fortunately able to hunker down in his expensive concrete wine cellar on Necker Island while chaos erupted all around.\n\n\n\nThe news is just what the world was waiting to hear, fearing as it did that the super-rich publicity mad mogul might have been silenced.\n\nAs 185mph Irma wreaked havoc across the Caribbean, killing scores of people and destroying thousands of homes and livelihoods, Mr Branson was able to report he was fine on his personal island.\n\nHe and his staff simply sat in his well-stocked wine cellar, which is made of concrete.\n\n"This is such a relief," said a concerned Suffolk fan of the Virgin boss today.\n\n"I hadn\'t really given a thought to the ordinary poor people, but I\'m delighted Sir Richard is safe.\n\n"It was lucky he had a nice big wine cellar to hide in. Perhaps the people of Barbuda or Saint-Martin should take note.\n\n"Pe\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMr Branson, 67, was able to communicate with the outside world via satellite telephone, and describe how he was donating money to those affected by the hurricane.\n\nHe is now beginning the clean-up operation on Necker before charging people $27,000 a week again to stay there.\n\nMeanwhile, television viewers have braced themselves for scores of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hurricane-reporters/">reporters standing outside in hurricane-force winds</a>.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'World relieved as Richard Branson survives Hurricane Irma', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7454-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 18:54:30', '2017-09-10 18:54:30', '', 7454, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7454-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7470, 1, '2017-09-10 18:31:09', '2017-09-10 18:31:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg" alt="Richard Branson" width="650" height="403" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7455" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world breathed a huge sigh of relief today after hearing billionaire Richard Branson had survived Hurricane Irma ripping through his private Caribbean island.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Branson was fortunately able to hunker down in his expensive concrete wine cellar on Necker Island while chaos erupted all around.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news is just what the world was waiting to hear, fearing as it did that the super-rich publicity mad mogul might have been silenced.\r\n\r\nAs 185mph Irma wreaked havoc across the Caribbean, killing scores of people and destroying thousands of homes and livelihoods, Mr Branson was able to report he was fine.\r\n\r\n"This is such a relief," said a concerned Suffolk fan of the Virgin boss.\r\n\r\n"I hadn\'t really given a thought to the ordinary poor people, but I\'m delighted Sir Richard is safe.\r\n\r\n"It was lucky he had a nice big wine cellar to hide in. Perhaps the people of Barbuda or Saint-Martin should take note."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Branson, 67, was able to communicate with the outside world via satellite telephone, and describe how he was donating money to those affected by the hurricane.\r\n\r\nHe is now beginning the clean-up operation on Necker before charging people $27,000 a week again to stay there.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'World relieved as Richard Branson survives Hurricane Irma', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7454-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 18:31:09', '2017-09-10 18:31:09', '', 7454, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7454-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7471, 1, '2017-09-10 18:35:53', '2017-09-10 18:35:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg" alt="Richard Branson" width="650" height="403" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7455" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world breathed a huge sigh of relief today after hearing billionaire Richard Branson had survived Hurricane Irma ripping through his private Caribbean island.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Branson was fortunately able to hunker down in his expensive concrete wine cellar on Necker Island while chaos erupted all around.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news is just what the world was waiting to hear, fearing as it did that the super-rich publicity mad mogul might have been silenced.\r\n\r\nAs 185mph Irma wreaked havoc across the Caribbean, killing scores of people and destroying thousands of homes and livelihoods, Mr Branson was able to report he was fine.\r\n\r\n"This is such a relief," said a concerned Suffolk fan of the Virgin boss.\r\n\r\n"I hadn\'t really given a thought to the ordinary poor people, but I\'m delighted Sir Richard is safe.\r\n\r\n"It was lucky he had a nice big wine cellar to hide in. Perhaps the people of Barbuda or Saint-Martin should take note."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Branson, 67, was able to communicate with the outside world via satellite telephone, and describe how he was donating money to those affected by the hurricane.\r\n\r\nHe is now beginning the clean-up operation on Necker before charging people $27,000 a week again to stay there.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, television viewers have braced themselves for scores of reporters standing outside in hurricane-force winds.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'World relieved as Richard Branson survives Hurricane Irma', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7454-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 18:35:53', '2017-09-10 18:35:53', '', 7454, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7454-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7472, 1, '2017-09-10 18:39:31', '2017-09-10 18:39:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7458" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter hurricane" width="640" height="360" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe first television journalists have already been spotted in south Florida, and many more are expected in the coming hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMillions of normal people have been advised to evacuate the area ahead of Category 4 Hurricane Irma hitting the mainland US.\r\n\r\nBut reporters have headed into the danger zone and are deliberately standing on street junctions at 45 degree angles in order to make good TV.\r\n\r\nWearing ridiculous waterproof clothing and shouting to be heard, they intend to dodge flying masonry and tidal surges, and expect to get swamped with biblical rain.\r\n\r\nIn so doing, they hope to confirm that there is, in fact, a hurricane going on.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7464" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reporter-in-hurricane.jpg" alt="reporter in a hurricane" width="308" height="323" /></a>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Reporters in Hurricanes Association said: "It is important to show the world just how windy it is, and confirm there is a hurricane.\r\n\r\n"We may look farcical, clinging on to lampposts while cars float by and house roofs fly through the sky, but you have to admit it makes for great TV."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEmergency services were not so impressed, however.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve got everyone out of harms way for this major event, but then hundreds of TV journalists turn up to play chicken with the biggest storm in history.\r\n\r\n"If it gets too dangerous for us to stick around, then they\'re on their own."\r\n\r\nTelevision viewers are advised that the number of reporters standing in hurricane winds will diminish by tomorrow.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the world breathed a huge sigh of relief that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/richard-branson/">Sir Richard Branson was fine in his wine cellar</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'World warned to brace itself for reporters standing in hurricane winds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7457-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 18:39:31', '2017-09-10 18:39:31', '', 7457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7457-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7473, 1, '2017-09-10 18:41:24', '2017-09-10 18:41:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg" alt="Richard Branson" width="650" height="403" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7455" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world breathed a huge sigh of relief today after hearing billionaire Richard Branson had survived Hurricane Irma ripping through his private Caribbean island.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Branson was fortunately able to hunker down in his expensive concrete wine cellar on Necker Island while chaos erupted all around.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news is just what the world was waiting to hear, fearing as it did that the super-rich publicity mad mogul might have been silenced.\r\n\r\nAs 185mph Irma wreaked havoc across the Caribbean, killing scores of people and destroying thousands of homes and livelihoods, Mr Branson was able to report he was fine.\r\n\r\n"This is such a relief," said a concerned Suffolk fan of the Virgin boss.\r\n\r\n"I hadn\'t really given a thought to the ordinary poor people, but I\'m delighted Sir Richard is safe.\r\n\r\n"It was lucky he had a nice big wine cellar to hide in. Perhaps the people of Barbuda or Saint-Martin should take note."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Branson, 67, was able to communicate with the outside world via satellite telephone, and describe how he was donating money to those affected by the hurricane.\r\n\r\nHe is now beginning the clean-up operation on Necker before charging people $27,000 a week again to stay there.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, television viewers have braced themselves for scores of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hurricane-reporters/">reporters standing outside in hurricane-force winds</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'World relieved as Richard Branson survives Hurricane Irma', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7454-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 18:41:24', '2017-09-10 18:41:24', '', 7454, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7454-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7474, 1, '2017-09-10 18:50:54', '2017-09-10 18:50:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg" alt="Richard Branson" width="650" height="403" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7455" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world breathed a huge sigh of relief today after hearing billionaire Richard Branson had survived Hurricane Irma ripping through his private Caribbean island.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Branson was fortunately able to hunker down in his expensive concrete wine cellar on Necker Island while chaos erupted all around.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news is just what the world was waiting to hear, fearing as it did that the super-rich publicity mad mogul might have been silenced.\r\n\r\nAs 185mph Irma wreaked havoc across the Caribbean, killing scores of people and destroying thousands of homes and livelihoods, Mr Branson was able to report he was fine on his personal island.\r\n\r\n"This is such a relief," said a concerned Suffolk fan of the Virgin boss today.\r\n\r\n"I hadn\'t really given a thought to the ordinary poor people, but I\'m delighted Sir Richard is safe.\r\n\r\n"It was lucky he had a nice big wine cellar to hide in. Perhaps the people of Barbuda or Saint-Martin should take note."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Branson, 67, was able to communicate with the outside world via satellite telephone, and describe how he was donating money to those affected by the hurricane.\r\n\r\nHe is now beginning the clean-up operation on Necker before charging people $27,000 a week again to stay there.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, television viewers have braced themselves for scores of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hurricane-reporters/">reporters standing outside in hurricane-force winds</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'World relieved as Richard Branson survives Hurricane Irma', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7454-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 18:50:54', '2017-09-10 18:50:54', '', 7454, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7454-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7475, 1, '2017-09-10 18:53:01', '2017-09-10 18:53:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg" alt="Richard Branson" width="650" height="403" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7455" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world breathed a huge sigh of relief today after hearing billionaire Richard Branson had survived Hurricane Irma ripping through his private Caribbean island.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Branson was fortunately able to hunker down in his expensive concrete wine cellar on Necker Island while chaos erupted all around.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news is just what the world was waiting to hear, fearing as it did that the super-rich publicity mad mogul might have been silenced.\r\n\r\nAs 185mph Irma wreaked havoc across the Caribbean, killing scores of people and destroying thousands of homes and livelihoods, Mr Branson was able to report he was fine on his personal island.\r\n\r\nHe and his staff simply sat in his well-stocked wine cellar, made of concrete.\r\n\r\n"This is such a relief," said a concerned Suffolk fan of the Virgin boss today.\r\n\r\n"I hadn\'t really given a thought to the ordinary poor people, but I\'m delighted Sir Richard is safe.\r\n\r\n"It was lucky he had a nice big wine cellar to hide in. Perhaps the people of Barbuda or Saint-Martin should take note."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Branson, 67, was able to communicate with the outside world via satellite telephone, and describe how he was donating money to those affected by the hurricane.\r\n\r\nHe is now beginning the clean-up operation on Necker before charging people $27,000 a week again to stay there.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, television viewers have braced themselves for scores of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hurricane-reporters/">reporters standing outside in hurricane-force winds</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'World relieved as Richard Branson survives Hurricane Irma', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7454-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 18:53:01', '2017-09-10 18:53:01', '', 7454, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7454-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7476, 1, '2017-09-10 18:55:44', '2017-09-10 18:55:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/richard-branson-e1504954153414.jpg" alt="Richard Branson" width="650" height="403" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7455" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world breathed a huge sigh of relief today after hearing billionaire Richard Branson had survived Hurricane Irma ripping through his private Caribbean island.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Branson was fortunately able to hunker down in his expensive concrete wine cellar on Necker Island while chaos erupted all around.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news is just what the world was waiting to hear, fearing as it did that the super-rich publicity mad mogul might have been silenced.\r\n\r\nAs 185mph Irma wreaked havoc across the Caribbean, killing scores of people and destroying thousands of homes and livelihoods, Mr Branson was able to report he was fine on his personal island.\r\n\r\nHe and his staff simply sat in his well-stocked wine cellar, which is made of concrete.\r\n\r\n"This is such a relief," said a concerned Suffolk fan of the Virgin boss today.\r\n\r\n"I hadn\'t really given a thought to the ordinary poor people, but I\'m delighted Sir Richard is safe.\r\n\r\n"It was lucky he had a nice big wine cellar to shelter in. Perhaps the people of Barbuda or Saint-Martin should take note.\r\n\r\n"They should all build themselves nice wine cellars. I don\'t know why they didn\'t think about it before."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Branson, 67, was able to communicate with the outside world via satellite telephone, and describe how he was donating money to those affected by the hurricane.\r\n\r\nHe is now beginning the clean-up operation on Necker before charging people $27,000 a week again to stay there.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, television viewers have braced themselves for scores of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/hurricane-reporters/">reporters standing outside in hurricane-force winds</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'World relieved as Richard Branson survives Hurricane Irma', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7454-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-10 18:55:44', '2017-09-10 18:55:44', '', 7454, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7454-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7477, 1, '2017-09-11 12:33:58', '2017-09-11 12:33:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/motorhome-e1505132394691.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7478" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/motorhome-e1505132394691.jpg" alt="Motorhome" width="600" height="450" /></a>\n\n<strong>\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor</strong>\n\n<strong>A woman crashed her new luxury motorhome at 40mph after putting on the cruise control and getting up to make a cup of tea, a court heard today.</strong>\n\nDawn Spencer-Smith had spent £45,000 on the second-hand van and was driving it for the first time when the accident happened.\n\n\n\nIpswich magistrates heard how Spencer-Smith, 62, of Cretingham, near Ipswich had spent her life savings on the four-year-old, four-berth vehicle.\n\nBut two days later it was written off when it veered out of control and hit a tree on the B1084 road to Orford.\n\nPleading guilty to careless and reckless driving, Spencer Smith, a retired librarian, stunned magistrates by saying she had been confused by what cruise control actually meant.\n\n"I thought it was like an autopilot that you get on airplanes," she said.\n\n"I turned it on at what I thought was a sensible 40mph, then stepped away from the driver seat into the back of the motorhome to make a cup of tea.\n\n"I presumed that cruise control worked with the sat nav to negotiate the roads safely. Imagine my surprise when no sooner had I flicked the switch on the kettle that we hit a tree at 40mph. Luckily I was unhurt because I was thrown on to the sofa.\n\n"Police came and were shocked when I said my cruise control must have gone wrong. I now realise I made a terrible mistake, and am just grateful I or anybody else was not killed."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMagistrates told Spencer-Smith she was lucky to be alive, banned her from driving for 12 months and fined her £1,200 plus prosecution costs.\n\nShe refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court.\n\nBut a neighbour said: "I remember the day she brought the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/motorhome-toilet/">motorhome</a> back from the showroom - she was very proud of it in her driveway, and told me it had a kitchen, shower room, a fully-fitted bedroom - and all mod cons.\n\n"Next day she drove off in it saying she was going to Orford on her first day trip.\n\n"We never saw the motorhome again."\n\nA Suffolk Police spokesman said they advised drivers of all new vehicles check over the driving manuals carefully before <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/anusol-a140/">taking to the road</a>.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Woman crashed motorhome using cruise control while making cup of tea', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'motorhome-crash', '', '', '2019-05-07 10:56:07', '2019-05-07 10:56:07', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7477', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7479, 1, '2017-09-11 12:33:58', '2017-09-11 12:33:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/motorhome-e1505132394691.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/motorhome-e1505132394691.jpg" alt="Motorhome" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7478" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA woman crashed her new luxury motorhome at 40mph after putting on the cruise control and getting up to make a cup of tea, a court heard today.</strong>\r\n\r\nDawn Spencer-Smith had spent £45,000 on the second-hand van and was driving it for the first time when the accident happened.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIpswich magistrates heard how Spencer-Smith, 62, of Cretingham, near Ipswich had spent her life savings on the four-year-old, four-berth vehicle.\r\n\r\nBut two days later it was written off when it veered out of control and hit a tree on the B1084 road to Orford.\r\n\r\nPleading guilty to careless and reckless driving, Spencer Smith, a retired librarian, stunned magistrates by saying she had been confused by what cruise control actually meant.\r\n\r\n"I thought it was like an autopilot that you get on airplanes," she said.\r\n\r\n"I turned it on at what I thought was a sensible 40mph, then stepped away from the driver seat into the back of the motorhome to make a cup of tea.\r\n\r\n"I presumed that cruise control worked with the sat nav to negotiate the roads safely. Imagine my surprise when, no sooner had I flicked the switch on the kettle that we hit a tree at 40mph. Luckily I was unhurt because I was thrown on to the sofa.\r\n\r\n"Police came and were shocked when I said my cruise control must have gone wrong. I now realise I made a terrible mistake, and am just grateful I or anybody else was not killed."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMagistrates told Spencer-Smith she was lucky to be alive, banned her from driving for 12 months and fined her £1,200 plus prosecution costs.\r\n\r\nShe refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court.\r\n\r\nBut a neighbour said: "I remember the day she brought the motorhome back from the showroom - she was very proud of it in her driveway, and told me it had a kitchen, shower room, a fully-fitted bedroom - and all mod cons.\r\n\r\n"Next day she drove off in it saying she was going to Orford on her first day trip.\r\n\r\n"We never saw the motorhome again."\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman said they advised drivers of all new vehicles check over the driving manuals carefully before taking to the road.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Woman crashed motorhome using cruise control while making cup of tea', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7477-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-11 12:33:58', '2017-09-11 12:33:58', '', 7477, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7477-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7484, 1, '2017-09-12 14:29:52', '2017-09-12 14:29:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg" alt="man of war" width="449" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7485" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThree Suffolk beaches were evacuated today after several sightings of a dangerous Portuguese Man-of-War.</strong>\r\n\r\nBathers and fishermen were warned that the Portuguese Man-of-War can cause a nasty injury and victims should receive medical treatment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut if you are attacked by a 17th century warship from Portugal, and there is no medical help nearby, it is thought that urinating on your wound may help.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Coast Watch said: "We received several reports that a 17th Century Portuguese Man-of-War was stalking the North Sea coast.\r\n\r\n"It was seen off Southwold, Walberswick and Dunwich.\r\n\r\n"These things are armed with cannon and some fearsome sailors with particularly bad breath.\r\n\r\n"The weapons are not terribly accurate, but if you\'re sitting on the beach reading the paper and get hit by a cannonball, you\'re going to know about it.\r\n\r\n"Should you lose an arm or a leg, remove the cannonball immediately and seek medical assistance."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the rogue 400-year-old warship was attracted to Suffolk by unseasonably warm waters.\r\n\r\nIt presumably sailed unnoticed through the channel, disguised by yet another mystery chemical off the coast of Sussex.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeach walker Angus Young, 71, said: "I saw the tip of the mast coming over the horizon, followed by the distinctive sails.\r\n\r\n"It managed to avoid crashing into the offshore windfarm and approached the coast menacingly before disappearing again."\r\n\r\nThe sightings come as several beaches in Cornwall and Wales were closed because of a nasty purple jellyfish called a Portuguese Man of War.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Portuguese Man-of-War sighting prompts Suffolk beach closures', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'portuguese-man-of-war', '', '', '2017-09-12 14:57:34', '2017-09-12 14:57:34', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7484', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7485, 1, '2017-09-12 14:19:14', '2017-09-12 14:19:14', 'Suffolk beaches closed as Portuguese Man of War spotted in the sea', 'portuguese man of war', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'portuguese-man-of-war', '', '', '2017-09-12 14:19:49', '2017-09-12 14:19:49', '', 7484, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7486, 1, '2017-09-12 14:29:52', '2017-09-12 14:29:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg" alt="man of war" width="449" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7485" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThree Suffolk beaches were evacuated today after several sightings of a dangerous Portuguese Man of War.</strong>\r\n\r\nBathers and fishermen were warned that the Portuguese Man of War can cause a nasty injury and victims should receive medical treatment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut if you are attacked by a 17th century warship from Portugal, and there is no medical help nearby, it is thought that urinating on your wound may help.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Coast Watch said: "We received several reports that a 17th Century Portuguese Man of War was stalking the North Sea coast.\r\n\r\n"It was seen off Southwold, Walberswick and Dunwich.\r\n\r\n"These things are armed with cannon and some fearsome sailors with particularly bad breath.\r\n\r\n"The weapons are not terribly accurate, but if you\'re sitting on the beach reading the paper and get hit by a cannonball, you\'re going to know about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is thought the rogue 400-year-old warship was attracted to Suffolk by unseasonably warm waters.\r\n\r\nThe sightings come as several beaches in Cornwall were closed because of a nasty purple jellyfish.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Portuguese Man of War sighting prompts Suffolk beach closures', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7484-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-12 14:29:52', '2017-09-12 14:29:52', '', 7484, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7484-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7487, 1, '2017-09-12 14:31:09', '2017-09-12 14:31:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg" alt="man of war" width="449" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7485" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThree Suffolk beaches were evacuated today after several sightings of a dangerous Portuguese Man of War.</strong>\r\n\r\nBathers and fishermen were warned that the Portuguese Man of War can cause a nasty injury and victims should receive medical treatment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut if you are attacked by a 17th century warship from Portugal, and there is no medical help nearby, it is thought that urinating on your wound may help.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Coast Watch said: "We received several reports that a 17th Century Portuguese Man of War was stalking the North Sea coast.\r\n\r\n"It was seen off Southwold, Walberswick and Dunwich.\r\n\r\n"These things are armed with cannon and some fearsome sailors with particularly bad breath.\r\n\r\n"The weapons are not terribly accurate, but if you\'re sitting on the beach reading the paper and get hit by a cannonball, you\'re going to know about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is thought the rogue 400-year-old warship was attracted to Suffolk by unseasonably warm waters.\r\n\r\nThe sightings come as several beaches in Cornwall were closed because of a nasty purple jellyfish.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Portuguese Man-of-War sighting prompts Suffolk beach closures', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7484-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-12 14:31:09', '2017-09-12 14:31:09', '', 7484, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7484-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7488, 1, '2017-09-12 14:57:11', '2017-09-12 14:57:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg" alt="man of war" width="449" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7485" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nThree Suffolk beaches were evacuated today after several sightings of a dangerous Portuguese Man-of-War.</strong>\n\nBathers and fishermen were warned that the Portuguese Man-of-War can cause a nasty injury and victims should receive medical treatment.\n\n\n\nBut if you are attacked by a 17th century warship from Portugal, and there is no medical help nearby, it is thought that urinating on your wound may help.\n\nA spokesman for Suffolk Coast Watch said: "We received several reports that a 17th Century Portuguese Man-of-War was stalking the North Sea coast.\n\n"It was seen off Southwold, Walberswick and Dunwich.\n\n"These things are armed with cannon and some fearsome sailors with particularly bad breath.\n\n"The weapons are not terribly accurate, but if you\'re sitting on the beach reading the paper and get hit by a cannonball, you\'re going to know about it.\n\n"Should you lose an arm or a leg, remove the cannonball immediately and seek medical assistance."\n\nIt is thought the rogue 400-year-old warship was attracted to Suffolk by unseasonably warm waters.\n\nIt presumably sailed unnoticed through the channel, disguised by yet another mystery chemical off the coast of Sussex.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBeach walker Angus Young, 71, said: "I saw the tip of the mast coming over the horizon, followed by the distinctive sails.\n\n"It managed to avoid crashing into the offshore windfarm and approached the coast menacingly before disappearing again."\n\nThe sightings come as several beaches in Cornwall and Wales were closed because of a nasty purple jellyfish called a Portuguese Man o War.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Portuguese Man-of-War sighting prompts Suffolk beach closures', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7484-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-12 14:57:11', '2017-09-12 14:57:11', '', 7484, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7484-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7489, 1, '2017-09-12 14:32:49', '2017-09-12 14:32:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg" alt="man of war" width="449" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7485" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThree Suffolk beaches were evacuated today after several sightings of a dangerous Portuguese Man-of-War.</strong>\r\n\r\nBathers and fishermen were warned that the Portuguese Man-of-War can cause a nasty injury and victims should receive medical treatment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut if you are attacked by a 17th century warship from Portugal, and there is no medical help nearby, it is thought that urinating on your wound may help.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Coast Watch said: "We received several reports that a 17th Century Portuguese Man-of-War was stalking the North Sea coast.\r\n\r\n"It was seen off Southwold, Walberswick and Dunwich.\r\n\r\n"These things are armed with cannon and some fearsome sailors with particularly bad breath.\r\n\r\n"The weapons are not terribly accurate, but if you\'re sitting on the beach reading the paper and get hit by a cannonball, you\'re going to know about it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is thought the rogue 400-year-old warship was attracted to Suffolk by unseasonably warm waters.\r\n\r\nThe sightings come as several beaches in Cornwall were closed because of a nasty purple jellyfish.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Portuguese Man-of-War sighting prompts Suffolk beach closures', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7484-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-12 14:32:49', '2017-09-12 14:32:49', '', 7484, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7484-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7490, 1, '2017-09-12 14:42:06', '2017-09-12 14:42:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg" alt="man of war" width="449" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7485" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThree Suffolk beaches were evacuated today after several sightings of a dangerous Portuguese Man-of-War.</strong>\r\n\r\nBathers and fishermen were warned that the Portuguese Man-of-War can cause a nasty injury and victims should receive medical treatment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut if you are attacked by a 17th century warship from Portugal, and there is no medical help nearby, it is thought that urinating on your wound may help.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Coast Watch said: "We received several reports that a 17th Century Portuguese Man-of-War was stalking the North Sea coast.\r\n\r\n"It was seen off Southwold, Walberswick and Dunwich.\r\n\r\n"These things are armed with cannon and some fearsome sailors with particularly bad breath.\r\n\r\n"The weapons are not terribly accurate, but if you\'re sitting on the beach reading the paper and get hit by a cannonball, you\'re going to know about it.\r\n\r\n"Should you lose an arm or a leg, remove the cannonball immediately and seek medical assistance."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is thought the rogue 400-year-old warship was attracted to Suffolk by unseasonably warm waters.\r\n\r\nIt presumably sailed unnoticed through the channel, disguised by yet another mystery chemical off the coast of Sussex.\r\n\r\nThe sightings come as several beaches in Cornwall and Wales were closed because of a nasty purple jellyfish.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Portuguese Man-of-War sighting prompts Suffolk beach closures', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7484-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-12 14:42:06', '2017-09-12 14:42:06', '', 7484, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7484-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7491, 1, '2017-09-12 14:47:19', '2017-09-12 14:47:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg" alt="man of war" width="449" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7485" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThree Suffolk beaches were evacuated today after several sightings of a dangerous Portuguese Man-of-War.</strong>\r\n\r\nBathers and fishermen were warned that the Portuguese Man-of-War can cause a nasty injury and victims should receive medical treatment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut if you are attacked by a 17th century warship from Portugal, and there is no medical help nearby, it is thought that urinating on your wound may help.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Coast Watch said: "We received several reports that a 17th Century Portuguese Man-of-War was stalking the North Sea coast.\r\n\r\n"It was seen off Southwold, Walberswick and Dunwich.\r\n\r\n"These things are armed with cannon and some fearsome sailors with particularly bad breath.\r\n\r\n"The weapons are not terribly accurate, but if you\'re sitting on the beach reading the paper and get hit by a cannonball, you\'re going to know about it.\r\n\r\n"Should you lose an arm or a leg, remove the cannonball immediately and seek medical assistance."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is thought the rogue 400-year-old warship was attracted to Suffolk by unseasonably warm waters.\r\n\r\nIt presumably sailed unnoticed through the channel, disguised by yet another mystery chemical off the coast of Sussex.\r\n\r\nBeach walker Angus Young, 71, said: "I saw the tip of the mast coming over the horizon, followed by the distinctive sails.\r\n\r\n"It managed to avoid crashing into the offshore windfarm and approached the coast menacingly before disappearing again."\r\n\r\nThe sightings come as several beaches in Cornwall and Wales were closed because of a nasty purple jellyfish.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Portuguese Man-of-War sighting prompts Suffolk beach closures', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7484-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-12 14:47:19', '2017-09-12 14:47:19', '', 7484, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7484-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7492, 1, '2017-09-12 14:48:15', '2017-09-12 14:48:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg" alt="man of war" width="449" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7485" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThree Suffolk beaches were evacuated today after several sightings of a dangerous Portuguese Man-of-War.</strong>\r\n\r\nBathers and fishermen were warned that the Portuguese Man-of-War can cause a nasty injury and victims should receive medical treatment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut if you are attacked by a 17th century warship from Portugal, and there is no medical help nearby, it is thought that urinating on your wound may help.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Coast Watch said: "We received several reports that a 17th Century Portuguese Man-of-War was stalking the North Sea coast.\r\n\r\n"It was seen off Southwold, Walberswick and Dunwich.\r\n\r\n"These things are armed with cannon and some fearsome sailors with particularly bad breath.\r\n\r\n"The weapons are not terribly accurate, but if you\'re sitting on the beach reading the paper and get hit by a cannonball, you\'re going to know about it.\r\n\r\n"Should you lose an arm or a leg, remove the cannonball immediately and seek medical assistance."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the rogue 400-year-old warship was attracted to Suffolk by unseasonably warm waters.\r\n\r\nIt presumably sailed unnoticed through the channel, disguised by yet another mystery chemical off the coast of Sussex.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeach walker Angus Young, 71, said: "I saw the tip of the mast coming over the horizon, followed by the distinctive sails.\r\n\r\n"It managed to avoid crashing into the offshore windfarm and approached the coast menacingly before disappearing again."\r\n\r\nThe sightings come as several beaches in Cornwall and Wales were closed because of a nasty purple jellyfish.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Portuguese Man-of-War sighting prompts Suffolk beach closures', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7484-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-12 14:48:15', '2017-09-12 14:48:15', '', 7484, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7484-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7493, 1, '2017-09-12 14:57:34', '2017-09-12 14:57:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/portuguese-man-of-war.jpg" alt="man of war" width="449" height="381" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7485" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThree Suffolk beaches were evacuated today after several sightings of a dangerous Portuguese Man-of-War.</strong>\r\n\r\nBathers and fishermen were warned that the Portuguese Man-of-War can cause a nasty injury and victims should receive medical treatment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut if you are attacked by a 17th century warship from Portugal, and there is no medical help nearby, it is thought that urinating on your wound may help.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Coast Watch said: "We received several reports that a 17th Century Portuguese Man-of-War was stalking the North Sea coast.\r\n\r\n"It was seen off Southwold, Walberswick and Dunwich.\r\n\r\n"These things are armed with cannon and some fearsome sailors with particularly bad breath.\r\n\r\n"The weapons are not terribly accurate, but if you\'re sitting on the beach reading the paper and get hit by a cannonball, you\'re going to know about it.\r\n\r\n"Should you lose an arm or a leg, remove the cannonball immediately and seek medical assistance."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the rogue 400-year-old warship was attracted to Suffolk by unseasonably warm waters.\r\n\r\nIt presumably sailed unnoticed through the channel, disguised by yet another mystery chemical off the coast of Sussex.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeach walker Angus Young, 71, said: "I saw the tip of the mast coming over the horizon, followed by the distinctive sails.\r\n\r\n"It managed to avoid crashing into the offshore windfarm and approached the coast menacingly before disappearing again."\r\n\r\nThe sightings come as several beaches in Cornwall and Wales were closed because of a nasty purple jellyfish called a Portuguese Man of War.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Portuguese Man-of-War sighting prompts Suffolk beach closures', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7484-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-12 14:57:34', '2017-09-12 14:57:34', '', 7484, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7484-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7494, 1, '2017-09-13 09:27:12', '2017-09-13 09:27:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg" alt="ET Returns" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7496" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Scenes from ET Returns, the long-awaited sequel to the blockbuster 1980s film, are being shot in Suffolk this week, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWalkers in Christchurch Park in Ipswich spotted film crews on a wooded track with the lovable alien in a familiar disguise.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHollywood producers are remaining tight-lipped about the script for ET Returns, but insiders say ET - short for Extra Terrestrial - comes back to earth after 35 years to pay a visit to his old pal Elliott.\r\n\r\nElliott is now a father of three, aged 42, who is keen to show his kids that his stories of meeting and saving the life of an alien are true.\r\n\r\nObservers at Christchurch Park yesterday say the film crew seemed to be filming scenes of Elliot wrapping ET in a blanket so no-one would recognise him, just as he did in the original film.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg" alt="ET bike ride" width="500" height="336" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7495" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is believed that yet again Elliot saves the day by helping ET to escape the grown-ups and scientists who wanted to capture him for experiments.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich mum Drew Barrymore, who was walking her labrador in the park yesterday, said: "I was quite surprised to bump into ET - my dog was intrigued, that\'s for sure.\r\n\r\n"ET looks a little different now he is older - but you can tell it is him. I was so excited I had to phone home.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t wait to see the film now."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the parks department at Ipswich Borough Council confirmed a Los Angeles-based production company had applied for a filming licence in Christchurch Park this week.\r\n\r\nET Returns is expected to be released next spring. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'ET Returns filming in Suffolk this week', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'et-returns', '', '', '2017-09-13 09:46:55', '2017-09-13 09:46:55', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7494', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7497, 1, '2017-09-13 09:27:12', '2017-09-13 09:27:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg" alt="ET Returns" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7496" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Scenes from ET Returns, the long-awaited sequel to the blockbuster 1980s film, are being shot in Suffolk this week, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWalkers in Christchurch Park in Ipswich spotted film crews on a wooded track with the lovable alien in a familiar disguise.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHollywood producers are remaining tight-lipped about the script for ET Returns, but insiders say ET - short for Extra Terrestrial - comes back to earth after 35 years to pay a visit to his old pal Elliott.\r\n\r\nElliott is now a father of three, aged 42, who is keen to show his kids that his stories of meeting and saving the life of an alien are true.\r\n\r\nObservers at Christchurch Park yesterday say the film crew seemed to be filming scenes of Elliot wrapping ET in a blanket so no-one would recognise him, just as he did in the original film.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg" alt="ET bike ride" width="500" height="336" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7495" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is believed that yet again Elliot saves the day by helping ET to escape the grown-ups and scientists who wanted to capture him for experiments.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich mum Drew Barrymore, who was walking her labrador in the park yesterday, said: "I was quite surprised to bump into ET - my dog was intrigued, that\'s for sure.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t wait to see the film now."\r\n\r\nET Returns is expected to be released next spring. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'ET Returns filming in Suffolk this week', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7494-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-13 09:27:12', '2017-09-13 09:27:12', '', 7494, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7494-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7498, 1, '2017-09-13 09:45:00', '2017-09-13 09:45:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg" alt="ET Returns" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7496" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Scenes from ET Returns, the long-awaited sequel to the blockbuster 1980s film, are being shot in Suffolk this week, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nWalkers in Christchurch Park in Ipswich spotted film crews on a wooded track with the lovable alien in a familiar disguise.\n\n\n\nHollywood producers are remaining tight-lipped about the script for ET Returns, but insiders say ET - short for Extra Terrestrial - comes back to earth after 35 years to pay a visit to his old pal Elliott.\n\nElliott is now a father of three, aged 42, who is keen to show his kids that his stories of meeting and saving the life of an alien are true.\n\nObservers at Christchurch Park yesterday say the film crew seemed to be filming scenes of Elliot wrapping ET in a blanket so no-one would recognise him, just as he did in the original film.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg" alt="ET bike ride" width="500" height="336" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7495" /></a><br><br>\n\nIt is believed that yet again Elliot saves the day by helping ET to escape the grown-ups and scientists who wanted to capture him for experiments.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIpswich mum Drew Barrymore, who was walking her labrador in the park yesterday, said: "I was quite surprised to bump into ET - my dog was intrigued, that\'s for sure.\n\n"ET looks a little different now he is older - but you can tell it is him. I was so excited I had to phone home.\n\n"I can\'t wait to see the film now."\n\nA spokesm\n\nET Returns is expected to be released next spring. \n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'ET Returns filming in Suffolk this week', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7494-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-13 09:45:00', '2017-09-13 09:45:00', '', 7494, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7494-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7499, 1, '2017-09-13 09:29:50', '2017-09-13 09:29:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg" alt="ET Returns" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7496" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Scenes from ET Returns, the long-awaited sequel to the blockbuster 1980s film, are being shot in Suffolk this week, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWalkers in Christchurch Park in Ipswich spotted film crews on a wooded track with the lovable alien in a familiar disguise.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHollywood producers are remaining tight-lipped about the script for ET Returns, but insiders say ET - short for Extra Terrestrial - comes back to earth after 35 years to pay a visit to his old pal Elliott.\r\n\r\nElliott is now a father of three, aged 42, who is keen to show his kids that his stories of meeting and saving the life of an alien are true.\r\n\r\nObservers at Christchurch Park yesterday say the film crew seemed to be filming scenes of Elliot wrapping ET in a blanket so no-one would recognise him, just as he did in the original film.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg" alt="ET bike ride" width="500" height="336" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7495" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is believed that yet again Elliot saves the day by helping ET to escape the grown-ups and scientists who wanted to capture him for experiments.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich mum Drew Barrymore, who was walking her labrador in the park yesterday, said: "I was quite surprised to bump into ET - my dog was intrigued, that\'s for sure.\r\n\r\n"ET looks a little different now he is older - but you can tell it is him. I was excited I had to phone home.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t wait to see the film now."\r\n\r\nET Returns is expected to be released next spring. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'ET Returns filming in Suffolk this week', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7494-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-13 09:29:50', '2017-09-13 09:29:50', '', 7494, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7494-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7500, 1, '2017-09-13 09:31:30', '2017-09-13 09:31:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg" alt="ET Returns" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7496" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Scenes from ET Returns, the long-awaited sequel to the blockbuster 1980s film, are being shot in Suffolk this week, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWalkers in Christchurch Park in Ipswich spotted film crews on a wooded track with the lovable alien in a familiar disguise.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHollywood producers are remaining tight-lipped about the script for ET Returns, but insiders say ET - short for Extra Terrestrial - comes back to earth after 35 years to pay a visit to his old pal Elliott.\r\n\r\nElliott is now a father of three, aged 42, who is keen to show his kids that his stories of meeting and saving the life of an alien are true.\r\n\r\nObservers at Christchurch Park yesterday say the film crew seemed to be filming scenes of Elliot wrapping ET in a blanket so no-one would recognise him, just as he did in the original film.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg" alt="ET bike ride" width="500" height="336" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7495" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is believed that yet again Elliot saves the day by helping ET to escape the grown-ups and scientists who wanted to capture him for experiments.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich mum Drew Barrymore, who was walking her labrador in the park yesterday, said: "I was quite surprised to bump into ET - my dog was intrigued, that\'s for sure.\r\n\r\n"ET looks a little different now he is older - but you can tell it is him. I was so excited I had to phone home.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t wait to see the film now."\r\n\r\nET Returns is expected to be released next spring. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'ET Returns filming in Suffolk this week', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7494-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-13 09:31:30', '2017-09-13 09:31:30', '', 7494, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7494-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7501, 1, '2017-09-13 09:46:08', '2017-09-13 09:46:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-spotted-e1505294434719.jpg" alt="ET Returns" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7496" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Scenes from ET Returns, the long-awaited sequel to the blockbuster 1980s film, are being shot in Suffolk this week, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWalkers in Christchurch Park in Ipswich spotted film crews on a wooded track with the lovable alien in a familiar disguise.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHollywood producers are remaining tight-lipped about the script for ET Returns, but insiders say ET - short for Extra Terrestrial - comes back to earth after 35 years to pay a visit to his old pal Elliott.\r\n\r\nElliott is now a father of three, aged 42, who is keen to show his kids that his stories of meeting and saving the life of an alien are true.\r\n\r\nObservers at Christchurch Park yesterday say the film crew seemed to be filming scenes of Elliot wrapping ET in a blanket so no-one would recognise him, just as he did in the original film.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/et-bike-ride.jpg" alt="ET bike ride" width="500" height="336" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7495" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is believed that yet again Elliot saves the day by helping ET to escape the grown-ups and scientists who wanted to capture him for experiments.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich mum Drew Barrymore, who was walking her labrador in the park yesterday, said: "I was quite surprised to bump into ET - my dog was intrigued, that\'s for sure.\r\n\r\n"ET looks a little different now he is older - but you can tell it is him. I was so excited I had to phone home.\r\n\r\n"I can\'t wait to see the film now."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the parks department at Ipswich Borough Council confirmed a Los Angeles-based production company had applied for a filming licence in Christchurch Park this week.\r\n\r\nET Returns is expected to be released next spring. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'ET Returns filming in Suffolk this week', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7494-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-13 09:46:08', '2017-09-13 09:46:08', '', 7494, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7494-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7502, 1, '2017-09-13 13:09:11', '2017-09-13 13:09:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-cyclist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-cyclist.jpg" alt="Norfolk cyclist" width="588" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7503" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s entry into the Tour of Britain cycle race has finally finished the Suffolk stage - five days late.</strong>\r\n\r\nMonkey Alan Smith, 18, is the greatest ever cyclist to come out of Norfolk, but he found the tour stage tough going.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCycling enthusiasts said chimp Alan got lost on the route from Newmarket to Aldeburgh and spent days cycling aimlessly around the isolated country lanes.\r\n\r\nEventually he was given directions to Aldeburgh by a man trimming his hedge near Leiston, and he was able to cross the finish line, even though it had been taken down last week.\r\n\r\nA <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">Tour of Britain</a> organiser said Alan\'s time of five days, seven hours and 23 minutes would still be noted for the record books.\r\n\r\n"After his efforts it would be unfair to disqualify Alan," a Tour spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"The people of Norfolk should be proud of him for trying, but we would suggest they come up with a slightly better entry for next year\'s Tour of Britain."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAfter finishing the course, Alan went straight to the White Hart pub on Aldeburgh High Street.\r\n\r\nBecause he was so tired out from his efforts he sank six pints of Adnams and got through nine bananas in less than an hour.\r\n\r\nAfter sleeping off the rest of the day on the beach, Alan returned to Norfolk and is now resting back at his home near Downham Market.\r\n\r\nHe has high hopes of entering next year\'s Tour de France, which he understands has several testing stages in the mountainous French Apes.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Norfolk cycling star finishes Tour of Britain five days late', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-cyclist', '', '', '2018-03-06 20:32:31', '2018-03-06 20:32:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7502', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7504, 1, '2017-09-13 13:09:11', '2017-09-13 13:09:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-cyclist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-cyclist.jpg" alt="Norfolk cyclist" width="588" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7503" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s entry into the Tour of Britain cycle race has finally finished the Suffolk stage - five days late.</strong>\r\n\r\nMonkey Alan Smith, 18, is the greatest ever cyclist to come out of Norfolk, but he found the tour stage tough going.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCycling enthusiasts said chimp Alan got lost on the route from Newmarket to Aldeburgh and spent days cycling aimlessly around the isolated country lanes.\r\n\r\nEventually he was given directions to Aldeburgh by a man trimming his hedge near Leiston, and he was able to cross the finish line, even though it had been taken down last week.\r\n\r\nA Tour of Britain organiser said Alan\'s time of five days, seven hours and 23 minutes would still be noted for the record books.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"After his efforts it would be unfair to disqualify Alan," a Tour spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"The people of Norfolk should be proud of him for trying, but we would suggest they come up with a slightly better entry for next year\'s Tour of Britain."\r\n\r\nAlan is now resting back at his home near Downham Market and has high hopes of entering next year\'s Tour de France, which he understands has several testing stages in the mountainous French Apes.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Norfolk cycling star finishes Tour of Britain five days late', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7502-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-13 13:09:11', '2017-09-13 13:09:11', '', 7502, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7502-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7505, 1, '2017-09-13 13:16:25', '2017-09-13 13:16:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-cyclist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-cyclist.jpg" alt="Norfolk cyclist" width="588" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7503" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\n\nNorfolk\'s entry into the Tour of Britain cycle race has finally finished the Suffolk stage - five days late.</strong>\n\nMonkey Alan Smith, 18, is the greatest ever cyclist to come out of Norfolk, but he found the tour stage tough going.\n\n\n\nCycling enthusiasts said chimp Alan got lost on the route from Newmarket to Aldeburgh and spent days cycling aimlessly around the isolated country lanes.\n\nEventually he was given directions to Aldeburgh by a man trimming his hedge near Leiston, and he was able to cross the finish line, even though it had been taken down last week.\n\nA Tour of Britain organiser said Alan\'s time of five days, seven hours and 23 minutes would still be noted for the record books.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"After his efforts it would be unfair to disqualify Alan," a Tour spokesman said.\n\n"The people of Norfolk should be proud of him for trying, but we would suggest they come up with a slightly better entry for next year\'s Tour of Britain."\n\nAfter finishing the course, Alan went straight to the White Hart pub on Aldeburgh High Street.\n\nBecause he was so tired out from his efforts he sank six pints of Adnams and got through nine bananas in les.\n\nAlan is now resting back at his home near Downham Market and has high hopes of entering next year\'s Tour de France, which he understands has several testing stages in the mountainous French Apes.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Norfolk cycling star finishes Tour of Britain five days late', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7502-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-13 13:16:25', '2017-09-13 13:16:25', '', 7502, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7502-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7506, 1, '2017-09-13 13:17:10', '2017-09-13 13:17:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-cyclist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-cyclist.jpg" alt="Norfolk cyclist" width="588" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7503" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s entry into the Tour of Britain cycle race has finally finished the Suffolk stage - five days late.</strong>\r\n\r\nMonkey Alan Smith, 18, is the greatest ever cyclist to come out of Norfolk, but he found the tour stage tough going.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCycling enthusiasts said chimp Alan got lost on the route from Newmarket to Aldeburgh and spent days cycling aimlessly around the isolated country lanes.\r\n\r\nEventually he was given directions to Aldeburgh by a man trimming his hedge near Leiston, and he was able to cross the finish line, even though it had been taken down last week.\r\n\r\nA Tour of Britain organiser said Alan\'s time of five days, seven hours and 23 minutes would still be noted for the record books.\r\n\r\n"After his efforts it would be unfair to disqualify Alan," a Tour spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"The people of Norfolk should be proud of him for trying, but we would suggest they come up with a slightly better entry for next year\'s Tour of Britain."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAfter finishing the course, Alan went straight to the White Hart pub on Aldeburgh High Street.\r\n\r\nBecause he was so tired out from his efforts he sank six pints of Adnams and got through nine bananas in less than an hour.\r\n\r\nAfter sleeping off the rest of the day on the beach, Alan returned to Norfolk and is now resting back at his home near Downham Market.\r\n\r\nHe has high hopes of entering next year\'s Tour de France, which he understands has several testing stages in the mountainous French Apes.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Norfolk cycling star finishes Tour of Britain five days late', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7502-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-13 13:17:10', '2017-09-13 13:17:10', '', 7502, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7502-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7507, 1, '2017-09-14 08:46:13', '2017-09-14 08:46:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jane-austin-note.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jane-austin-note.jpg" alt="Jane Austin ten pound note" width="590" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7508" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain\'s workers today pretended they knew all about Jane Austen as they played around with the new plastic £10 note.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe classic novelist appears on the new polymer tenner, which came into circulation today.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThere was excitement in offices up and down the country as workers took it in turns to try to rip and scrunch up the new notes.\r\n\r\nMost wondered just how much of the boss\' time they could waste discussing features such as the woman\'s portrait on the back.\r\n\r\nMany covered up their ignorance by nodding sagely while making vague or general comments on who she was.\r\n\r\nSuch as Minnie Patterson, 29, who works in an Ipswich call centre. Without actually revealing anything at all, she told impressed colleagues: "Ah, a very sensible choice, it\'s good to see a woman on a banknote other than the Queen."\r\n\r\nBut others really cocked up when told by the office know-all that the lady on the new note was, in fact, Jane Austen.\r\n\r\n"Ooh lovely. I\'ve got all her records," cooed Lydia Shaw, 23, from Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nColleague Steve Kramer corrected her, explaining: "Don\'t be daft. She is not a singer - she wrote that film, Pride and Prejudice."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIn an effort to avoid looking completely stupid, some people rushed to the internet to gather a few facts about Austen.\r\n\r\nAccording to Wikipedia, she was an English novelist "known primarily for her six major novels, which interpret, critique and comment upon the British landed gentry at the end of the 18th century".\r\n\r\nAnd now she\'s on the ten pound note.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Workers pretend they know all about Jane Austen', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'jane-austen-note', '', '', '2017-09-14 08:53:17', '2017-09-14 08:53:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7507', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7508, 1, '2017-09-14 08:39:39', '2017-09-14 08:39:39', 'Jane Austin appears on the new £10 note', 'jane austin note', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'jane-austin-note', '', '', '2017-09-14 08:40:00', '2017-09-14 08:40:00', '', 7507, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jane-austin-note.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7509, 1, '2017-09-14 08:46:13', '2017-09-14 08:46:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jane-austin-note.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jane-austin-note.jpg" alt="Jane Austin ten pound note" width="590" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7508" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain\'s workers today pretended they knew all about Jane Austen as they played around with the new plastic £10 note.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe classic novelist appears on the new polymer tenner, which came into circulation today.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThere was excitement in offices up and down the country as workers took it in turns to try to rip and scrunch up the new notes.\r\n\r\nMost wondered just how much of the boss\' time they could waste discussing features such as the woman\'s portrait on the back.\r\n\r\nMany covered up their ignorance by nodding sagely while making vague or general comments on the portrait.\r\n\r\nSuch as Minnie Patterson, 29, who works in an Ipswich call centre. Without actually revealing anything at all, she told impressed colleagues: "Ah, a very sensible choice, it\'s good to see a woman on a banknote other than the Queen."\r\n\r\nBut others really cocked up when told by the office know-all that the lady on the new note was, in fact, Jane Austen.\r\n\r\n"Ooh lovely. I\'ve got all her records," cooed Lydia Shaw, 23, from Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nColleague Steve Kramer corrected her, explaining: "Don\'t be daft. She is not a singer - she wrote that film, Pride and Prejudice."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIn an effort to avoid looking completely stupid, some people rushed to the internet to gather a few facts about Austen.\r\n\r\nAccording to Wikipedia, she was an English novelist "known primarily for her six major novels, which interpret, critique and comment upon the British landed gentry at the end of the 18th century".\r\n\r\nAnd now she\'s on the ten pound note.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Workers pretend they know all about Jane Austen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7507-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-14 08:46:13', '2017-09-14 08:46:13', '', 7507, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7507-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7510, 1, '2017-09-14 08:52:44', '2017-09-14 08:52:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jane-austin-note.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jane-austin-note.jpg" alt="Jane Austin ten pound note" width="590" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7508" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Britain\'s workers today pretended they knew all about Jane Austen as they played around with the new plastic £10 note.</strong>\n\nThe classic novelist appears on the new polymer tenner, which came into circulation today.\n\n\n\nThere was excitement in offices up and down the country as workers took it in turns to try to rip and scrunch up the new notes.\n\nMost wondered just how much of the boss\' time they could waste discussing features such as the woman\'s portrait on the back.\n\nMany covered up their ignorance by nodding sagely while making vague or general comments on who she was.\n\nSuch as Minnie Patterson, 29, who works in an Ipswich call centre. Without actually revealing anything at all, she told impressed colleagues: "Ah, a very sensible choice, it\'s good to see a woman on a banknote other than the Queen."\n\nBut others really cocked up when told by the office know-all that the lady on the new note was, in fact, Jane Austen.\n\n"Ooh lovely. I\'ve got all her records," cooed Lydia Shaw, 23, from Bury St Edmunds.\n\nColleague Steve Kramer corrected her, explaining: "Don\'t be daft. She is not a singer - she wrote that film, Pride and Prejudice."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIn an effort to avoid looking completely stupid, some people rushed to the internet to gather a few facts about Austen.\n\nAccording to Wikipedia, she was an English novelist "known primarily for her six major novels, which interpret, critique and comment upon the British landed gentry at the end of the 18th century".\n\nAnd now she\'s on the ten pound note.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Workers pretend they know all about Jane Austen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7507-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-14 08:52:44', '2017-09-14 08:52:44', '', 7507, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7507-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7511, 1, '2017-09-14 08:53:17', '2017-09-14 08:53:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jane-austin-note.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jane-austin-note.jpg" alt="Jane Austin ten pound note" width="590" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7508" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain\'s workers today pretended they knew all about Jane Austen as they played around with the new plastic £10 note.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe classic novelist appears on the new polymer tenner, which came into circulation today.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThere was excitement in offices up and down the country as workers took it in turns to try to rip and scrunch up the new notes.\r\n\r\nMost wondered just how much of the boss\' time they could waste discussing features such as the woman\'s portrait on the back.\r\n\r\nMany covered up their ignorance by nodding sagely while making vague or general comments on who she was.\r\n\r\nSuch as Minnie Patterson, 29, who works in an Ipswich call centre. Without actually revealing anything at all, she told impressed colleagues: "Ah, a very sensible choice, it\'s good to see a woman on a banknote other than the Queen."\r\n\r\nBut others really cocked up when told by the office know-all that the lady on the new note was, in fact, Jane Austen.\r\n\r\n"Ooh lovely. I\'ve got all her records," cooed Lydia Shaw, 23, from Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\nColleague Steve Kramer corrected her, explaining: "Don\'t be daft. She is not a singer - she wrote that film, Pride and Prejudice."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIn an effort to avoid looking completely stupid, some people rushed to the internet to gather a few facts about Austen.\r\n\r\nAccording to Wikipedia, she was an English novelist "known primarily for her six major novels, which interpret, critique and comment upon the British landed gentry at the end of the 18th century".\r\n\r\nAnd now she\'s on the ten pound note.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Workers pretend they know all about Jane Austen', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7507-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-14 08:53:17', '2017-09-14 08:53:17', '', 7507, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7507-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7512, 1, '2017-09-15 10:25:40', '2017-09-15 10:25:40', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/iphone-x-e1505470816802.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/iphone-x-e1505470816802.jpg" alt="iphone x" width="600" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7513" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The launch of the new iPhone will finally allow Siri to recognise the Suffolk accent, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nEver since the talking personal assistant was introduced in 2011, it has been confused by the local dialect.\r\n\r\nBut now Apple has reprogrammed its speech recognition - and Siri will understand \'Suffolk\' when the iPhone X is launched in November.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette was given a sneak preview of the new feature at this week\'s glittering iPhone X unveiling in the Steve Jobs Theater at Apple\'s HQ in California.\r\n\r\nWe asked Siri several searching questions, and were surprised when it got each answer correct.\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: What yew think abowt Naarwich?</strong>\r\nSiri: Rubbish\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: Moi shelf is sloightly on th\' huh</strong>\r\nSiri: You need a spirit level\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: Cood-a-hell, it\'s blowin a hoolie</strong>\r\nSiri: Storm Aileen is approaching Suffolk\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: Um nowagorn dowen Portman Rowed, foind me sum paarken</strong>\r\nSiri: Use the public car park opposite the Sir Bobby Robson stand\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: Donald Trump, ee’s a rummin hint e?</strong>\r\nSiri: Donald Trump is our President and is not strange\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: Shew me sum wimmin</strong>\r\nSiri: Here are some websites I have found - not safe for work\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: What does uppa towen mean?</strong>\r\nSiri: Come on, Ipswich, play well\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nApple software developers say they do not intend to extend the dialect recognition software to include Norfolk.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "No one in Norfolk knows what they are talking about, so how can we expect Siri to understand them?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Blaarst me: iPhone X will recognise Suffolk accent', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'iphone-suffolk-accent', '', '', '2017-09-15 10:25:40', '2017-09-15 10:25:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7512', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7513, 1, '2017-09-15 10:19:34', '2017-09-15 10:19:34', 'iPhone X to recognise the Suffolk accent for the first time', 'iphone x', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'iphone-x', '', '', '2017-09-15 10:20:03', '2017-09-15 10:20:03', '', 7512, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/iphone-x.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7514, 1, '2017-09-15 10:25:40', '2017-09-15 10:25:40', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/iphone-x-e1505470816802.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/iphone-x-e1505470816802.jpg" alt="iphone x" width="600" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7513" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The launch of the new iPhone will finally allow Siri to recognise the Suffolk accent, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nEver since the talking personal assistant was introduced in 2011, it has been confused by the local dialect.\r\n\r\nBut now Apple has reprogrammed its speech recognition - and Siri will understand \'Suffolk\' when the iPhone X is launched in November.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette was given a sneak preview of the new feature at this week\'s glittering iPhone X unveiling in the Steve Jobs Theater at Apple\'s HQ in California.\r\n\r\nWe asked Siri several searching questions, and were surprised when it got each answer correct.\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: What yew think abowt Naarwich?</strong>\r\nSiri: Rubbish\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: Moi shelf is sloightly on th\' huh</strong>\r\nSiri: You need a spirit level\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: Cood-a-hell, it\'s blowin a hoolie</strong>\r\nSiri: Storm Aileen is approaching Suffolk\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: Um nowagorn dowen Portman Rowed, foind me sum paarken</strong>\r\nSiri: Use the public car park opposite the Sir Bobby Robson stand\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: Donald Trump, ee’s a rummin hint e?</strong>\r\nSiri: Donald Trump is our President and is not strange\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: Shew me sum wimmin</strong>\r\nSiri: Here are some websites I have found - not safe for work\r\n\r\n<strong>SG: What does uppa towen mean?</strong>\r\nSiri: Come on, Ipswich, play well\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nApple software developers say they do not intend to extend the dialect recognition software to include Norfolk.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "No one in Norfolk knows what they are talking about, so how can we expect Siri to understand them?"\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n\r\n', 'Blaarst me: iPhone X will recognise Suffolk accent', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7512-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-15 10:25:40', '2017-09-15 10:25:40', '', 7512, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7512-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7515, 1, '2017-09-15 16:24:31', '2017-09-15 16:24:31', '<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPrison chain gangs will become a familiar sight on Suffolk\'s roads as the Government trials a tough new approach to crime, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal Ministers want prisoners to be used as forced labour to clear up litter from roads around the county.\r\n\r\nAnd to ensure the controversial scheme acts as a deterrent to others, the prisoners will be shackled together with ball and chains, and endure the shame of wearing striped uniforms.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficials have chosen now to unveil their plans to capitalise on Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn\'s unpopular softly softly, left-wing approach to "cushy prisoner reform programmes".\r\n\r\nThe revelation - a throwback to the chain gangs of early 20th-century America - will boost Tory morale as members prepare to gather for the party conference.\r\n\r\nA Home Office insider said: "We have chosen Suffolk to pioneer the scheme because there is so much rubbish discarded on the sides of your roads, especially the A14 and A12, and this does not create a good image for visitors.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll select the most hardened criminals from the region\'s prisons, dress them in degrading black-and-white-striped uniforms, chain them together - and force them to clear little for eight hours a day with only a 20-minute break for bread and water.\r\n\r\n"Motorists will delight in seeing prisoners actually being forced to do something good to repay society - and of course the roads will look so much nicer afterwards."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe gangs - each consisting of ten men - will have a prison guard watching over them at all times, sitting on horseback.\r\n\r\nBut if any of the hardened criminals even thought about escaping, they would not get far because they would be chained together.\r\n\r\nThe scheme was met with fury from local Liberal Democrat and Labour leaders. One Labour Suffolk county councillor fumed: "This will be a disgusting affront to human rights, and is no way to reform a prisoner. If anything it will make them hate society and be more likely to re-offend if they got out.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least the litter will be gone."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Prison chain gangs to clear roadside litter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1783-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-15 16:24:31', '2017-09-15 16:24:31', '', 1783, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1783-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7516, 1, '2017-09-15 16:26:25', '2017-09-15 16:26:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/chain-gang-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/chain-gang-suffolk.jpg" alt="" width="545" height="316" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1784" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPrison chain gangs will become a familiar sight on Suffolk\'s roads as the Government trials a tough new approach to crime, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal Ministers want prisoners to be used as forced labour to clear up litter from roads around the county.\r\n\r\nAnd to ensure the controversial scheme acts as a deterrent to others, the prisoners will be shackled together with ball and chains, and endure the shame of wearing striped uniforms.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficials have chosen now to unveil their plans to capitalise on Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn\'s unpopular softly softly, left-wing approach to "cushy prisoner reform programmes".\r\n\r\nThe revelation - a throwback to the chain gangs of early 20th-century America - will boost Tory morale as members prepare to gather for the party conference.\r\n\r\nA Home Office insider said: "We have chosen Suffolk to pioneer the scheme because there is so much rubbish discarded on the sides of your roads, especially the A14 and A12, and this does not create a good image for visitors.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll select the most hardened criminals from the region\'s prisons, dress them in degrading black-and-white-striped uniforms, chain them together - and force them to clear little for eight hours a day with only a 20-minute break for bread and water.\r\n\r\n"Motorists will delight in seeing prisoners actually being forced to do something good to repay society - and of course the roads will look so much nicer afterwards."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe gangs - each consisting of ten men - will have a prison guard watching over them at all times, sitting on horseback.\r\n\r\nBut if any of the hardened criminals even thought about escaping, they would not get far because they would be chained together.\r\n\r\nThe scheme was met with fury from local Liberal Democrat and Labour leaders. One Labour Suffolk county councillor fumed: "This will be a disgusting affront to human rights, and is no way to reform a prisoner. If anything it will make them hate society and be more likely to re-offend if they got out.\r\n\r\n"But I suppose at least the litter will be gone."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Prison chain gangs to clear roadside litter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1783-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-15 16:26:25', '2017-09-15 16:26:25', '', 1783, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1783-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7517, 1, '2017-09-17 15:14:50', '2017-09-17 15:14:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mum-toddler-e1505660513925.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mum-toddler-e1505660513925.jpg" alt="Mum sues store" width="600" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7518" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A young mum is suing a shop for compensation after tripping over HER OWN toddler who was running around the aisles, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nCharlotte Pleasance, 24, of Woodbridge in Suffolk, is claiming damages for a twisted ankle and bruised hip after falling in the frozen food section of her local supermarket.\r\n\r\nShe claims her life has been ruined because the store negligently allowed her daughter to run about while she got on with her weekly shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe case is expected to be heard in the High Court in London next week, with lawyers for Mrs Pleasance thought to be seeking a six-figure payout.\r\n\r\nAccording to the writ, she was turning from the drinks aisle into the frozen food aisle when she fell over daughter Amy, who was running around screaming and not looking where she was going.\r\n\r\nThe writ says Mrs Pleasance tried to steady herself on her trolley, but fell, badly twisting her ankle and landing on her right hip.\r\n\r\nIt is claimed Mrs Pleasance has been unable to work since the incident in August last year, has suffered from clinical depression and lost her sexual appetite, leading to her husband divorcing her this year.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLawyers for the independent supermarket, Tedbury, are denying responsibility for Mrs Pleasance\'s accident.\r\n\r\n"It is quite obvious she should have been keeping her own child under control in the first place," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We will be fighting this case all the way. It has already cost us £100,000 in legal fees, but it is a matter of principle."\r\n\r\nA member of staff at Tedbury, who asked not to be named, said: "Some mothers have no control over their children in here. They need to behave or stay outside - it was only a matter of time before someone was hurt.\r\n\r\n"It serves her right as it was her own daughter running amok."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Mum sues store after tripping over HER OWN daughter', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mum-sues-store', '', '', '2017-09-17 15:14:50', '2017-09-17 15:14:50', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7517', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7519, 1, '2017-09-17 15:14:50', '2017-09-17 15:14:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mum-toddler-e1505660513925.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mum-toddler-e1505660513925.jpg" alt="Mum sues store" width="600" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7518" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A young mum is suing a shop for compensation after tripping over HER OWN toddler who was running around the aisles, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nCharlotte Pleasance, 24, of Woodbridge in Suffolk, is claiming damages for a twisted ankle and bruised hip after falling in the frozen food section of her local supermarket.\r\n\r\nShe claims her life has been ruined because the store negligently allowed her daughter to run about while she got on with her weekly shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe case is expected to be heard in the High Court in London next week, with lawyers for Mrs Pleasance thought to be seeking a six-figure payout.\r\n\r\nAccording to the writ, she was turning from the drinks aisle into the frozen food aisle when she fell over daughter Amy, who was running around screaming and not looking where she was going.\r\n\r\nThe writ says Mrs Pleasance tried to steady herself on her trolley, but fell, badly twisting her ankle and landing on her right hip.\r\n\r\nIt is claimed Mrs Pleasance has been unable to work since the incident in August last year, has suffered from clinical depression and lost her sexual appetite, leading to her husband divorcing her this year.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLawyers for the independent supermarket, Tedbury, are denying responsibility for Mrs Pleasance\'s accident.\r\n\r\n"It is quite obvious she should have been keeping her own child under control in the first place," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\nHe added: "We will be fighting this case all the way. It has already cost us £100,000 in legal fees, but it is a matter of principle."\r\n\r\nA member of staff at Tedbury, who asked not to be named, said: "Some mothers have no control over their children in here. They need to behave or stay outside - it was only a matter of time before someone was hurt.\r\n\r\n"It serves her right as it was her own daughter running amok."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Mum sues store after tripping over HER OWN daughter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7517-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-17 15:14:50', '2017-09-17 15:14:50', '', 7517, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7517-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7520, 1, '2017-09-18 12:35:30', '2017-09-18 12:35:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roofer-e1505737692828.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roofer-e1505737692828.jpg" alt="Roofer" width="600" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7521" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A roofer will only work on bungalows - because he is afraid of heights.</strong>\r\n\r\nKarl Robinson, from Ipswich, has to turn down loads of work because he suffers from vertigo.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHis problems started three years ago when he had a panic attack while working on a two-storey terraced house in the town\'s Bramford Road.\r\n\r\n"I looked down and that was it," explained the 38-year-old. "I was terrified, and clung on to the chimney like a baby.\r\n\r\n"I could not move my legs, let alone climb down, so the owner of the house had to call the fire brigade to rescue me.\r\n\r\n"It was so embarrassing, and ever since I have only been able to work on bungalows where I am much closer to the ground."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said he had now got a reputation for specialising in bungalow roofs, and picked up a lot of repair work in places like Kesgrave, near Ipswich, as a result.\r\n\r\n"But it means I have to turn down a lot of work on normal houses and so lose out on a lot of money," added Mr Robinson.\r\n\r\n"The only good part is I only have to invest in one small ladder, and do not need to pay for scaffolding."\r\n\r\nHe says he can not do another job, because "roofing is all I know".\r\n\r\nDoctors say there is no cure for his fear of heights, but have suggested he attends some hypnotherapy.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Terrified roofer can only work on bungalows', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'roofer-bungalows', '', '', '2017-09-18 12:45:18', '2017-09-18 12:45:18', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7520', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7521, 1, '2017-09-18 12:27:30', '2017-09-18 12:27:30', 'Roofer who is scared of heights can only work on bungalows', 'roofer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'roofer', '', '', '2017-09-18 12:27:59', '2017-09-18 12:27:59', '', 7520, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roofer.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7522, 1, '2017-09-18 12:35:30', '2017-09-18 12:35:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roofer-e1505737692828.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roofer-e1505737692828.jpg" alt="Roofer" width="600" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7521" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A roofer will only work on bungalows - because he is afraid of heights.</strong>\r\n\r\nKarl Robinson, from Ipswich, has to turn down loads of work because he suffers from vertigo.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHis problems started three years ago when he had a panic attack while working on a two-storey terraced house in the town\'s Bramford Road.\r\n\r\n"I looked down and that was it," explained the 38-year-old. "I was terrified, and clung on to the chimney like a baby.\r\n\r\n"I could not move my legs, let alone climb down, so the owner of the house had to call the fire brigade to rescue me.\r\n\r\n"It was so embarrassing, and ever since I have only been able to work on bungalows where I am much closer to the ground."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said he had now got a reputation for specialising in bungalow roofs, and picked up a lot of repair work in places like Kesgrave, near Ipswich, as a result.\r\n\r\n"But it means I have to turn down a lot of work on normal houses and so lose out on a lot of money," added Mr Robinson.\r\n\r\n"The only good part is I only have to invest in one small ladder, and do not need to pay for scaffolding."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Terrified roofer can only work on bungalows', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7520-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-18 12:35:30', '2017-09-18 12:35:30', '', 7520, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7520-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7523, 1, '2017-09-18 12:44:27', '2017-09-18 12:44:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roofer-e1505737692828.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roofer-e1505737692828.jpg" alt="Roofer" width="600" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7521" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A roofer will only work on bungalows - because he is afraid of heights.</strong>\n\nKarl Robinson, from Ipswich, has to turn down loads of work because he suffers from vertigo.\n\n\n\nHis problems started three years ago when he had a panic attack while working on a two-storey terraced house in the town\'s Bramford Road.\n\n"I looked down and that was it," explained the 38-year-old. "I was terrified, and clung on to the chimney like a baby.\n\n"I could not move my legs, let alone climb down, so the owner of the house had to call the fire brigade to rescue me.\n\n"It was so embarrassing, and ever since I have only been able to work on bungalows where I am much closer to the ground."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHe said he had now got a reputation for specialising in bungalow roofs, and picked up a lot of repair work in places like Kesgrave, near Ipswich, as a result.\n\n"But it means I have to turn down a lot of work on normal houses and so lose out on a lot of money," added Mr Robinson.\n\n"The only good part is I only have to invest in one small ladder, and do not need to pay for scaffolding."\n\nHe says he can not do another job, veca\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Terrified roofer can only work on bungalows', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7520-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-18 12:44:27', '2017-09-18 12:44:27', '', 7520, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7520-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7524, 1, '2017-09-18 12:45:18', '2017-09-18 12:45:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roofer-e1505737692828.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roofer-e1505737692828.jpg" alt="Roofer" width="600" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7521" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A roofer will only work on bungalows - because he is afraid of heights.</strong>\r\n\r\nKarl Robinson, from Ipswich, has to turn down loads of work because he suffers from vertigo.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHis problems started three years ago when he had a panic attack while working on a two-storey terraced house in the town\'s Bramford Road.\r\n\r\n"I looked down and that was it," explained the 38-year-old. "I was terrified, and clung on to the chimney like a baby.\r\n\r\n"I could not move my legs, let alone climb down, so the owner of the house had to call the fire brigade to rescue me.\r\n\r\n"It was so embarrassing, and ever since I have only been able to work on bungalows where I am much closer to the ground."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said he had now got a reputation for specialising in bungalow roofs, and picked up a lot of repair work in places like Kesgrave, near Ipswich, as a result.\r\n\r\n"But it means I have to turn down a lot of work on normal houses and so lose out on a lot of money," added Mr Robinson.\r\n\r\n"The only good part is I only have to invest in one small ladder, and do not need to pay for scaffolding."\r\n\r\nHe says he can not do another job, because "roofing is all I know".\r\n\r\nDoctors say there is no cure for his fear of heights, but have suggested he attends some hypnotherapy.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Terrified roofer can only work on bungalows', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7520-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-18 12:45:18', '2017-09-18 12:45:18', '', 7520, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7520-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7525, 1, '2017-09-18 13:10:51', '2017-09-18 13:10:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney Ipswich" width="684" height="473" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7526" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrink-driving Wayne Rooney will drop down a division to play for Ipswich Town after magistrates ordered him to do unpaid work for the needy.</strong>\r\n\r\nRooney, 31, admitted being nearly three times over the limit when he was stopped driving a woman\'s VW Beetle early in the morning.\r\n\r\nHe was banned from driving for two years and fined £170 - but then ordered to do 100 hours work to help the vulnerable in society.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nStockport magistrates agreed today that Ipswich were desperately needy and that Rooney could play for the club for nothing throughout October.\r\n\r\nRooney, who usually collects up to £100,000 a week for playing for Premier League side Everton, will not get a penny during his stint at Portman Road.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Town official said: "We could never afford Wayne\'s wages, but playing for us is classed as work in the community, so we don\'t have to pay."\r\n\r\nDuring his month-long stay in Suffolk, Rooney will experience playing in the famous East Anglian derby, as the home game against Norwich is on October 22.\r\n\r\nHe\'ll also pull on the famous blue and white shirt in matches against Sheffield United, Burton Albion and Cardiff City.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Rooney said: "Wayne has to do unpaid work for those in dire need, and we could not think of anywhere more fitting than Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"He\'s looking forward to linking up with Mick McCarthy and the rest of the team, and hopes there is a good local taxi service."\r\n\r\nIpswich currently sit in a surprisingly high fifth position in the championship. Way ahead of Norwich.\r\n\r\nRooney has admitted his shame after police charged him with <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle/">being a man driving a VW Beetle</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Court orders Wayne Rooney to do unpaid work at Ipswich Town', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'wayne-rooney-ipswich', '', '', '2017-09-20 08:56:58', '2017-09-20 08:56:58', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7525', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7526, 1, '2017-09-18 13:06:51', '2017-09-18 13:06:51', 'Wayne Rooney to do unpaid work playing for Ipswich Town', 'rooney-ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rooney-ipswich', '', '', '2017-09-18 13:07:35', '2017-09-18 13:07:35', '', 7525, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7527, 1, '2017-09-18 13:10:51', '2017-09-18 13:10:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney Ipswich" width="684" height="473" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7526" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrink-driving Wayne Rooney will drop down a division to play for Ipswich Town after magistrates ordered him to do unpaid work for the needy.</strong>\r\n\r\nRooney, 31, admitted being nearly three times over the limit when he was stopped driving a woman\'s VW Beetle early in the morning.\r\n\r\nHe was banned from driving for two years and fined £170 - but then ordered to do 100 hours work to help the vulnerable in society.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nStockport magistrates agreed Ipswich were desperately needy and that Rooney could play for the club for nothing throughout October.\r\n\r\nRooney, who usually collects up to £100,000 a week for playing for Premier League side Everton, will not get a penny during his stint at Portman Road.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Town official said: "We could never afford Wayne\'s wages, but playing for us is classed as work in the community, so we don\'t have to pay."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDuring his month-long stay in Suffolk, Rooney will experience playing in the famous East Anglian derby, as the home game against Norwich is on October 22.\r\n\r\nHe\'ll also pull on the famous blue and white shirt in matches against Sheffield United, Burton Albion and Cardiff City.\r\n\r\nA pal of Rooney said: "Wayne has to do unpaid work for those in dire need, and we could not think of anywhere more fitting than Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"He\'s looking forward to linking up with Mick McCarthy and the rest of the team, and hopes there is a good local taxi service."\r\n\r\nIpswich currently sit in a surprisingly high fifth position in the championship. Way ahead of Norwich.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Court orders Wayne Rooney to do unpaid work at Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7525-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-18 13:10:51', '2017-09-18 13:10:51', '', 7525, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7525-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7528, 1, '2017-09-18 13:14:13', '2017-09-18 13:14:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney Ipswich" width="684" height="473" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7526" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrink-driving Wayne Rooney will drop down a division to play for Ipswich Town after magistrates ordered him to do unpaid work for the needy.</strong>\r\n\r\nRooney, 31, admitted being nearly three times over the limit when he was stopped driving a woman\'s VW Beetle early in the morning.\r\n\r\nHe was banned from driving for two years and fined £170 - but then ordered to do 100 hours work to help the vulnerable in society.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nStockport magistrates agreed today that Ipswich were desperately needy and that Rooney could play for the club for nothing throughout October.\r\n\r\nRooney, who usually collects up to £100,000 a week for playing for Premier League side Everton, will not get a penny during his stint at Portman Road.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Town official said: "We could never afford Wayne\'s wages, but playing for us is classed as work in the community, so we don\'t have to pay."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDuring his month-long stay in Suffolk, Rooney will experience playing in the famous East Anglian derby, as the home game against Norwich is on October 22.\r\n\r\nHe\'ll also pull on the famous blue and white shirt in matches against Sheffield United, Burton Albion and Cardiff City.\r\n\r\nA pal of Rooney said: "Wayne has to do unpaid work for those in dire need, and we could not think of anywhere more fitting than Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"He\'s looking forward to linking up with Mick McCarthy and the rest of the team, and hopes there is a good local taxi service."\r\n\r\nIpswich currently sit in a surprisingly high fifth position in the championship. Way ahead of Norwich.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Court orders Wayne Rooney to do unpaid work at Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7525-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-18 13:14:13', '2017-09-18 13:14:13', '', 7525, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7525-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7529, 1, '2017-09-19 10:30:06', '2017-09-19 10:30:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg" alt="Waitrose child cages" width="690" height="388" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7530" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Waitrose has installed cages outside a Suffolk store so parents can lock up their unruly children, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe secure pens allows shoppers to browse the supermarket aisles in peace without noisy and badly behaved kids running amok.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSupermarket bosses say they are trialing the children\'s cages at their Ipswich store in Futura Park.\r\n\r\nFour cages have been built, each capable of holding one child of up to ten years old, or two aged under five.\r\n\r\n"The response has been very good so far," a Waitrose spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"Parents enjoy being able to shop without the hassle of their bored kids making a nuisance of themselves.\r\n\r\n"And other shoppers certainly appreciate not having to listen to children shrieking and running around without being disciplined."\r\n\r\nHe said the trial would last another two weeks, but it seemed certain the results would mean the cages being extended nationwide.\r\n\r\nWaitrose customer Davinia Simpson-Stevens, 47, from Framlingham, said: "I don\'t come into a pleasant and exclusive shopping environment like Waitrose to be faced with horrible children causing chaos.\r\n\r\n"Their parents cannot cope with them and they all end up shouting at each other. So I for one agree with putting them in cages."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe cages operate on a similar payment system to the trolleys. Simply put your child inside the cage, close the door and use the lock by inserting a £1 coin.\r\n\r\n"The money and your child is returned when you have finished your shop," the Waitrose spokesman said.\r\n\r\nHe added it was not uncommon for the children to get upset or distressed while locked up outside the store entrance for everyone to see.\r\n\r\n"There is a water supply, but some may get aggressive so we have had to put up a sign warning shoppers not to approach or touch them."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Waitrose trials child cages so customers can shop in peace', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'waitrose-cages', '', '', '2018-04-28 10:28:53', '2018-04-28 10:28:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7529', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7530, 1, '2017-09-19 08:23:50', '2017-09-19 08:23:50', 'Waitrose launches cages for parents to lock up unruly children so they can shop in peace', 'waitrose children', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'waitrose-children', '', '', '2017-09-19 08:24:29', '2017-09-19 08:24:29', '', 7529, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7531, 1, '2017-09-19 08:30:02', '2017-09-19 08:30:02', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg" alt="Waitrose child cages" width="690" height="388" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7530" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Waitrose has installed cages outside a Suffolk store so parents to lock up their unruly children, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe secure pens allows shoppers to browse the supermarket aisles in peace without noisy and badly behaved kids running amok.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSupermarket bosses say they are trialing the children\'s cages at their Ipswich store in Futura Park.\r\n\r\nFour cages have been built, each capable of holding one child of up to ten years old, or two aged under five.\r\n\r\n"The response has been very good so far," a Waitrose spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"Parents enjoy being able to shop without the hassle of their bored kids making a nuisance of themselves.\r\n\r\n"And other shoppers certainly appreciate not having to listen to children shrieking and running around without being disciplined."\r\n\r\nHe said the trial would last another two weeks, but it seemed certain the results would mean the cages being extended nationwide.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWaitrose customer Davinia Simpson-Stevens, 47, from Framlingham, said: "I don\'t come into a pleasant and exclusive shopping environment like Waitrose to be faced with horrible children causing chaos.\r\n\r\n"Their parents cannot cope with them and they all end up shouting at each other. So I for one agree with putting them in cages."\r\n\r\nThe cages operate on a similar payment system to the trolleys. Simply put your child inside the cage, close the door and use the lock by inserting a £1 coin.\r\n\r\n"The money and your child is returned when you have finished your shop," the Waitrose spokesman said.\r\n\r\nHe added it was not uncommon for the children to get upset or distressed while locked up outside the store entrance for everyone to see.\r\n\r\n"Some may get aggressive, so we have had to put up a sign warning shoppers not to approach or touch them."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Waitrose trials child cages so customers can shop in peace', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7529-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-19 08:30:02', '2017-09-19 08:30:02', '', 7529, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7529-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7536, 1, '2017-09-19 10:34:17', '2017-09-19 10:34:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg" alt="Waitrose child cages" width="690" height="388" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7530" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Waitrose has installed cages outside a Suffolk store so parents can lock up their unruly children, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe secure pens allows shoppers to browse the supermarket aisles in peace without noisy and badly behaved kids running amok.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSupermarket bosses say they are trialing the children\'s cages at their Ipswich store in Futura Park.\r\n\r\nFour cages have been built, each capable of holding one child of up to ten years old, or two aged under five.\r\n\r\n"The response has been very good so far," a Waitrose spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"Parents enjoy being able to shop without the hassle of their bored kids making a nuisance of themselves.\r\n\r\n"And other shoppers certainly appreciate not having to listen to children shrieking and running around without being disciplined."\r\n\r\nHe said the trial would last another two weeks, but it seemed certain the results would mean the cages being extended nationwide.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWaitrose customer Davinia Simpson-Stevens, 47, from Framlingham, said: "I don\'t come into a pleasant and exclusive shopping environment like Waitrose to be faced with horrible children causing chaos.\r\n\r\n"Their parents cannot cope with them and they all end up shouting at each other. So I for one agree with putting them in cages."\r\n\r\nThe cages operate on a similar payment system to the trolleys. Simply put your child inside the cage, close the door and use the lock by inserting a £1 coin.\r\n\r\n"The money and your child is returned when you have finished your shop," the Waitrose spokesman said.\r\n\r\nHe added it was not uncommon for the children to get upset or distressed while locked up outside the store entrance for everyone to see.\r\n\r\n"Some may get aggressive, so we have had to put up a sign warning shoppers not to approach or touch them."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Waitrose trials child cages so customers can shop in peace', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7529-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-19 10:34:17', '2017-09-19 10:34:17', '', 7529, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7529-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7537, 1, '2017-09-19 10:36:02', '2017-09-19 10:36:02', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg" alt="Waitrose child cages" width="690" height="388" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7530" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Waitrose has installed cages outside a Suffolk store so parents can lock up their unruly children, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe secure pens allows shoppers to browse the supermarket aisles in peace without noisy and badly behaved kids running amok.\n\n\n\nSupermarket bosses say they are trialing the children\'s cages at their Ipswich store in Futura Park.\n\nFour cages have been built, each capable of holding one child of up to ten years old, or two aged under five.\n\n"The response has been very good so far," a Waitrose spokesman explained.\n\n"Parents enjoy being able to shop without the hassle of their bored kids making a nuisance of themselves.\n\n"And other shoppers certainly appreciate not having to listen to children shrieking and running around without being disciplined."\n\nHe said the trial would last another two weeks, but it seemed certain the results would mean the cages being extended nationwide.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nWaitrose customer Davinia Simpson-Stevens, 47, from Framlingham, said: "I don\'t come into a pleasant and exclusive shopping environment like Waitrose to be faced with horrible children causing chaos.\n\n"Their parents cannot cope with them and they all end up shouting at each other. So I for one agree with putting them in cages."\n\nThe cages operate on a similar payment system to the trolleys. Simply put your child inside the cage, close the door and use the lock by inserting a £1 coin.\n\n"The money and your child is returned when you have finished your shop," the Waitrose spokesman said.\n\nHe added it was not uncommon for the children to get upset or distressed while locked up outside the store entrance for everyone to see.\n\n"There is a water supply, but some may get aggressive, so we have had to put up a sign warning shoppers not to approach or touch them."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Waitrose trials child cages so customers can shop in peace', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7529-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-19 10:36:02', '2017-09-19 10:36:02', '', 7529, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7529-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7538, 1, '2017-09-19 10:36:10', '2017-09-19 10:36:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg" alt="Waitrose child cages" width="690" height="388" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7530" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Waitrose has installed cages outside a Suffolk store so parents can lock up their unruly children, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe secure pens allows shoppers to browse the supermarket aisles in peace without noisy and badly behaved kids running amok.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSupermarket bosses say they are trialing the children\'s cages at their Ipswich store in Futura Park.\r\n\r\nFour cages have been built, each capable of holding one child of up to ten years old, or two aged under five.\r\n\r\n"The response has been very good so far," a Waitrose spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"Parents enjoy being able to shop without the hassle of their bored kids making a nuisance of themselves.\r\n\r\n"And other shoppers certainly appreciate not having to listen to children shrieking and running around without being disciplined."\r\n\r\nHe said the trial would last another two weeks, but it seemed certain the results would mean the cages being extended nationwide.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWaitrose customer Davinia Simpson-Stevens, 47, from Framlingham, said: "I don\'t come into a pleasant and exclusive shopping environment like Waitrose to be faced with horrible children causing chaos.\r\n\r\n"Their parents cannot cope with them and they all end up shouting at each other. So I for one agree with putting them in cages."\r\n\r\nThe cages operate on a similar payment system to the trolleys. Simply put your child inside the cage, close the door and use the lock by inserting a £1 coin.\r\n\r\n"The money and your child is returned when you have finished your shop," the Waitrose spokesman said.\r\n\r\nHe added it was not uncommon for the children to get upset or distressed while locked up outside the store entrance for everyone to see.\r\n\r\n"There is a water supply, but some may get aggressive so we have had to put up a sign warning shoppers not to approach or touch them."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Waitrose trials child cages so customers can shop in peace', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7529-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-19 10:36:10', '2017-09-19 10:36:10', '', 7529, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7529-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7540, 1, '2017-09-20 08:27:35', '2017-09-20 08:27:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney Ipswich" width="684" height="473" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7526" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nDrink-driving Wayne Rooney will drop down a division to play for Ipswich Town after magistrates ordered him to do unpaid work for the needy.</strong>\n\nRooney, 31, admitted being nearly three times over the limit when he was stopped driving a woman\'s VW Beetle early in the morning.\n\nHe was banned from driving for two years and fined £170 - but then ordered to do 100 hours work to help the vulnerable in society.\n\n\n\nStockport magistrates agreed today that Ipswich were desperately needy and that Rooney could play for the club for nothing throughout October.\n\nRooney, who usually collects up to £100,000 a week for playing for Premier League side Everton, will not get a penny during his stint at Portman Road.\n\nAn Ipswich Town official said: "We could never afford Wayne\'s wages, but playing for us is classed as work in the community, so we don\'t have to pay."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nDuring his month-long stay in Suffolk, Rooney will experience playing in the famous East Anglian derby, as the home game against Norwich is on October 22.\n\nHe\'ll also pull on the famous blue and white shirt in matches against Sheffield United, Burton Albion and Cardiff City.\n\nA pal of Rooney said: "Wayne has to do unpaid work for those in dire need, and we could not think of anywhere more fitting than Ipswich.\n\n"He\'s looking forward to linking up with Mick McCarthy and the rest of the team, and hopes there is a good local taxi service."\n\nIpswich currently sit in a surprisingly high fifth position in the championship. Way ahead of Norwich.\n\nRooney has admitted his shame after police charged him with being a man driving a VW Beetle.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Court orders Wayne Rooney to do unpaid work at Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7525-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-20 08:27:35', '2017-09-20 08:27:35', '', 7525, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7525-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7541, 1, '2017-09-20 08:27:45', '2017-09-20 08:27:45', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney Ipswich" width="684" height="473" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7526" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrink-driving Wayne Rooney will drop down a division to play for Ipswich Town after magistrates ordered him to do unpaid work for the needy.</strong>\r\n\r\nRooney, 31, admitted being nearly three times over the limit when he was stopped driving a woman\'s VW Beetle early in the morning.\r\n\r\nHe was banned from driving for two years and fined £170 - but then ordered to do 100 hours work to help the vulnerable in society.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nStockport magistrates agreed today that Ipswich were desperately needy and that Rooney could play for the club for nothing throughout October.\r\n\r\nRooney, who usually collects up to £100,000 a week for playing for Premier League side Everton, will not get a penny during his stint at Portman Road.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Town official said: "We could never afford Wayne\'s wages, but playing for us is classed as work in the community, so we don\'t have to pay."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDuring his month-long stay in Suffolk, Rooney will experience playing in the famous East Anglian derby, as the home game against Norwich is on October 22.\r\n\r\nHe\'ll also pull on the famous blue and white shirt in matches against Sheffield United, Burton Albion and Cardiff City.\r\n\r\nA pal of Rooney said: "Wayne has to do unpaid work for those in dire need, and we could not think of anywhere more fitting than Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"He\'s looking forward to linking up with Mick McCarthy and the rest of the team, and hopes there is a good local taxi service."\r\n\r\nIpswich currently sit in a surprisingly high fifth position in the championship. Way ahead of Norwich.\r\n\r\nRooney has admitted his shame after police charged him with <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle/">being a man driving a VW Beetle</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Court orders Wayne Rooney to do unpaid work at Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7525-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-20 08:27:45', '2017-09-20 08:27:45', '', 7525, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7525-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7542, 1, '2017-09-20 08:56:58', '2017-09-20 08:56:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooney-ipswich.jpg" alt="Wayne Rooney Ipswich" width="684" height="473" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7526" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nDrink-driving Wayne Rooney will drop down a division to play for Ipswich Town after magistrates ordered him to do unpaid work for the needy.</strong>\r\n\r\nRooney, 31, admitted being nearly three times over the limit when he was stopped driving a woman\'s VW Beetle early in the morning.\r\n\r\nHe was banned from driving for two years and fined £170 - but then ordered to do 100 hours work to help the vulnerable in society.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nStockport magistrates agreed today that Ipswich were desperately needy and that Rooney could play for the club for nothing throughout October.\r\n\r\nRooney, who usually collects up to £100,000 a week for playing for Premier League side Everton, will not get a penny during his stint at Portman Road.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich Town official said: "We could never afford Wayne\'s wages, but playing for us is classed as work in the community, so we don\'t have to pay."\r\n\r\nDuring his month-long stay in Suffolk, Rooney will experience playing in the famous East Anglian derby, as the home game against Norwich is on October 22.\r\n\r\nHe\'ll also pull on the famous blue and white shirt in matches against Sheffield United, Burton Albion and Cardiff City.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Rooney said: "Wayne has to do unpaid work for those in dire need, and we could not think of anywhere more fitting than Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"He\'s looking forward to linking up with Mick McCarthy and the rest of the team, and hopes there is a good local taxi service."\r\n\r\nIpswich currently sit in a surprisingly high fifth position in the championship. Way ahead of Norwich.\r\n\r\nRooney has admitted his shame after police charged him with <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/wayne-rooney-vw-beetle/">being a man driving a VW Beetle</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Court orders Wayne Rooney to do unpaid work at Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7525-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-20 08:56:58', '2017-09-20 08:56:58', '', 7525, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7525-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7543, 1, '2017-09-21 11:10:53', '2017-09-21 11:10:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg" alt="Elton John" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7544" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sir Elton John has reassured President Trump that he is "feeling absolutely fine" and is not having suicidal thoughts.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Trump told stunned delegates at the United Nations that Rocket Man "was on a suicide mission for himself and his regime".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Sir Elton insisted this was "rubbish", and that he actually has lots to look forward to, such as his raising his young children and trousering huge royalty cheques.\r\n\r\nIn a statement today he said: "I noted with disappointment that President Trump chose to use his address to the UN to tell the world I am close to ending it all.\r\n\r\n"Well that\'s rubbish. I want my millions of fans to know that I\'m feeling absolutely fine and having the time of life.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve got so much to live for with my beautiful children, and my husband and I do so much with them.\r\n\r\n"Only last weekend we took them to Vicarage Road to see my team Watford play Manchester City.\r\n\r\n"OK, we lost 6-0 and I felt pretty depressed by that, but otherwise all is good"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSir Elton, famous for his 1972 hit Rocket Man, hopes he will get an invite to speak to the United Nations in New York so he can set the record straight.\r\n\r\nFans had feared Mr Trump was on to something because of Sir Elton\'s liking of sad songs like, er <em>Sad Songs</em> or even <em>I Guess That\'s Why They Call it The Blues</em>.\r\n\r\nIn other news, President Trump has confirmed he will "totally destroy" North Korea if it threatens the US or its allies.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sir Elton John insists he\'s not suicidal', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'elton-john-suicidal', '', '', '2017-09-21 11:38:02', '2017-09-21 11:38:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7543', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7545, 1, '2017-09-21 11:10:53', '2017-09-21 11:10:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg" alt="Elton John" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7544" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sir Elton John has reassured President Trump that he is "feeling absolutely fine" and is not having suicidal thoughts.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Trump told stunned delegates at the United Nations that Rocket Man "was on a suicide mission for himself and his regime".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Sir Elton insisted this was "rubbish", and that he actually has lots to look forward to, such as his raising his young children and trousering huge royalty cheques.\r\n\r\nIn a statement today he said: "I noted with disappointment that President Trump chose to use his address to the UN to tell the world I am close to ending it all.\r\n\r\n"Well that\'s rubbish. I\'m feeling absolutely fine and having the time of life.\r\n\r\n"I love my children and only last weekend I took them to see my team Watford play Manchester City. OK, we lost 6-0 and I felt pretty depressed by that, but otherwise all is good"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSir Elton, famous for his 1972 hit Rocket Man, hopes he will get an invite to speak to the United Nations in New York so he can set the record straight.\r\n\r\nIn other news, President Trump has confirmed he will "totally destroy" North Korea if it threatens the US or its allies.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sir Elton John insists he\'s not suicidal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7543-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-21 11:10:53', '2017-09-21 11:10:53', '', 7543, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7543-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7546, 1, '2017-09-21 11:12:18', '2017-09-21 11:12:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg" alt="Elton John" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7544" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sir Elton John has reassured President Trump that he is "feeling absolutely fine" and is not having suicidal thoughts.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Trump told stunned delegates at the United Nations that Rocket Man "was on a suicide mission for himself and his regime".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Sir Elton insisted this was "rubbish", and that he actually has lots to look forward to, such as his raising his young children and trousering huge royalty cheques.\r\n\r\nIn a statement today he said: "I noted with disappointment that President Trump chose to use his address to the UN to tell the world I am close to ending it all.\r\n\r\n"Well that\'s rubbish. I\'m feeling absolutely fine and having the time of life.\r\n\r\n"I love my children and only last weekend I took them to see my team Watford play Manchester City.\r\n\r\n"OK, we lost 6-0 and I felt pretty depressed by that, but otherwise all is good"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSir Elton, famous for his 1972 hit Rocket Man, hopes he will get an invite to speak to the United Nations in New York so he can set the record straight.\r\n\r\nIn other news, President Trump has confirmed he will "totally destroy" North Korea if it threatens the US or its allies.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sir Elton John insists he\'s not suicidal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7543-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-21 11:12:18', '2017-09-21 11:12:18', '', 7543, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7543-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7547, 1, '2017-09-21 11:22:34', '2017-09-21 11:22:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg" alt="Elton John" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7544" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sir Elton John has reassured President Trump that he is "feeling absolutely fine" and is not having suicidal thoughts.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Trump told stunned delegates at the United Nations that Rocket Man "was on a suicide mission for himself and his regime".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Sir Elton insisted this was "rubbish", and that he actually has lots to look forward to, such as his raising his young children and trousering huge royalty cheques.\r\n\r\nIn a statement today he said: "I noted with disappointment that President Trump chose to use his address to the UN to tell the world I am close to ending it all.\r\n\r\n"Well that\'s rubbish. I want my millions of fans to know that I\'m feeling absolutely fine and having the time of life.\r\n\r\n"I love my children and only last weekend I took them to see my team Watford play Manchester City.\r\n\r\n"OK, we lost 6-0 and I felt pretty depressed by that, but otherwise all is good"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSir Elton, famous for his 1972 hit Rocket Man, hopes he will get an invite to speak to the United Nations in New York so he can set the record straight.\r\n\r\nIn other news, President Trump has confirmed he will "totally destroy" North Korea if it threatens the US or its allies.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sir Elton John insists he\'s not suicidal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7543-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-21 11:22:34', '2017-09-21 11:22:34', '', 7543, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7543-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7548, 1, '2017-09-21 11:29:33', '2017-09-21 11:29:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg" alt="Elton John" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7544" /></a>\n\n<strong>Sir Elton John has reassured President Trump that he is "feeling absolutely fine" and is not having suicidal thoughts.</strong>\n\nMr Trump told stunned delegates at the United Nations that Rocket Man "was on a suicide mission for himself and his regime".\n\n\n\nBut Sir Elton insisted this was "rubbish", and that he actually has lots to look forward to, such as his raising his young children and trousering huge royalty cheques.\n\nIn a statement today he said: "I noted with disappointment that President Trump chose to use his address to the UN to tell the world I am close to ending it all.\n\n"Well that\'s rubbish. I want my millions of fans to know that I\'m feeling absolutely fine and having the time of life.\n\n"I\'ve got so much to live for with my beautiful children.  love my children and only last weekend I took them to see my team Watford play Manchester City.\n\n"OK, we lost 6-0 and I felt pretty depressed by that, but otherwise all is good"\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSir Elton, famous for his 1972 hit Rocket Man, hopes he will get an invite to speak to the United Nations in New York so he can set the record straight.\n\nFans had feared Mr Trump was on to something because of Sir Elton\'s liking of sad songs like, er <em>Sad Songs</em> or even <em>I Guess That\'s Why They Call it The Blues</em>.\n\nIn other news, President Trump has confirmed he will "totally destroy" North Korea if it threatens the US or its allies.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sir Elton John insists he\'s not suicidal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7543-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-21 11:29:33', '2017-09-21 11:29:33', '', 7543, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7543-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7549, 1, '2017-09-21 11:26:35', '2017-09-21 11:26:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg" alt="Elton John" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7544" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sir Elton John has reassured President Trump that he is "feeling absolutely fine" and is not having suicidal thoughts.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Trump told stunned delegates at the United Nations that Rocket Man "was on a suicide mission for himself and his regime".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Sir Elton insisted this was "rubbish", and that he actually has lots to look forward to, such as his raising his young children and trousering huge royalty cheques.\r\n\r\nIn a statement today he said: "I noted with disappointment that President Trump chose to use his address to the UN to tell the world I am close to ending it all.\r\n\r\n"Well that\'s rubbish. I want my millions of fans to know that I\'m feeling absolutely fine and having the time of life.\r\n\r\n"I love my children and only last weekend I took them to see my team Watford play Manchester City.\r\n\r\n"OK, we lost 6-0 and I felt pretty depressed by that, but otherwise all is good"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSir Elton, famous for his 1972 hit Rocket Man, hopes he will get an invite to speak to the United Nations in New York so he can set the record straight.\r\n\r\nFans had feared Mr Trump was on to something because of Sir Elton\'s liking of sad songs like <em>Sad Songs</em> or <em>I Guess That\'s Why They Call it The Blues</em>.\r\n\r\nIn other news, President Trump has confirmed he will "totally destroy" North Korea if it threatens the US or its allies.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sir Elton John insists he\'s not suicidal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7543-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-21 11:26:35', '2017-09-21 11:26:35', '', 7543, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7543-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7550, 1, '2017-09-21 11:28:14', '2017-09-21 11:28:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg" alt="Elton John" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7544" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sir Elton John has reassured President Trump that he is "feeling absolutely fine" and is not having suicidal thoughts.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Trump told stunned delegates at the United Nations that Rocket Man "was on a suicide mission for himself and his regime".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Sir Elton insisted this was "rubbish", and that he actually has lots to look forward to, such as his raising his young children and trousering huge royalty cheques.\r\n\r\nIn a statement today he said: "I noted with disappointment that President Trump chose to use his address to the UN to tell the world I am close to ending it all.\r\n\r\n"Well that\'s rubbish. I want my millions of fans to know that I\'m feeling absolutely fine and having the time of life.\r\n\r\n"I love my children and only last weekend I took them to see my team Watford play Manchester City.\r\n\r\n"OK, we lost 6-0 and I felt pretty depressed by that, but otherwise all is good"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSir Elton, famous for his 1972 hit Rocket Man, hopes he will get an invite to speak to the United Nations in New York so he can set the record straight.\r\n\r\nFans had feared Mr Trump was on to something because of Sir Elton\'s liking of sad songs like, er <em>Sad Songs</em> or even <em>I Guess That\'s Why They Call it The Blues</em>.\r\n\r\nIn other news, President Trump has confirmed he will "totally destroy" North Korea if it threatens the US or its allies.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sir Elton John insists he\'s not suicidal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7543-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-21 11:28:14', '2017-09-21 11:28:14', '', 7543, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7543-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7551, 1, '2017-09-21 11:30:30', '2017-09-21 11:30:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg" alt="Elton John" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7544" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sir Elton John has reassured President Trump that he is "feeling absolutely fine" and is not having suicidal thoughts.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Trump told stunned delegates at the United Nations that Rocket Man "was on a suicide mission for himself and his regime".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Sir Elton insisted this was "rubbish", and that he actually has lots to look forward to, such as his raising his young children and trousering huge royalty cheques.\r\n\r\nIn a statement today he said: "I noted with disappointment that President Trump chose to use his address to the UN to tell the world I am close to ending it all.\r\n\r\n"Well that\'s rubbish. I want my millions of fans to know that I\'m feeling absolutely fine and having the time of life.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve got so much to live for with my beautiful children and my husband and I do so much with them.\r\n\r\n"Only last weekend we took them to Vicarage Road to see my team Watford play Manchester City.\r\n\r\n"OK, we lost 6-0 and I felt pretty depressed by that, but otherwise all is good"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSir Elton, famous for his 1972 hit Rocket Man, hopes he will get an invite to speak to the United Nations in New York so he can set the record straight.\r\n\r\nFans had feared Mr Trump was on to something because of Sir Elton\'s liking of sad songs like, er <em>Sad Songs</em> or even <em>I Guess That\'s Why They Call it The Blues</em>.\r\n\r\nIn other news, President Trump has confirmed he will "totally destroy" North Korea if it threatens the US or its allies.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sir Elton John insists he\'s not suicidal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7543-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-21 11:30:30', '2017-09-21 11:30:30', '', 7543, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7543-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7552, 1, '2017-09-21 11:38:02', '2017-09-21 11:38:02', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rocket-man-e1505991988383.jpg" alt="Elton John" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7544" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Sir Elton John has reassured President Trump that he is "feeling absolutely fine" and is not having suicidal thoughts.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Trump told stunned delegates at the United Nations that Rocket Man "was on a suicide mission for himself and his regime".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Sir Elton insisted this was "rubbish", and that he actually has lots to look forward to, such as his raising his young children and trousering huge royalty cheques.\r\n\r\nIn a statement today he said: "I noted with disappointment that President Trump chose to use his address to the UN to tell the world I am close to ending it all.\r\n\r\n"Well that\'s rubbish. I want my millions of fans to know that I\'m feeling absolutely fine and having the time of life.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve got so much to live for with my beautiful children, and my husband and I do so much with them.\r\n\r\n"Only last weekend we took them to Vicarage Road to see my team Watford play Manchester City.\r\n\r\n"OK, we lost 6-0 and I felt pretty depressed by that, but otherwise all is good"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSir Elton, famous for his 1972 hit Rocket Man, hopes he will get an invite to speak to the United Nations in New York so he can set the record straight.\r\n\r\nFans had feared Mr Trump was on to something because of Sir Elton\'s liking of sad songs like, er <em>Sad Songs</em> or even <em>I Guess That\'s Why They Call it The Blues</em>.\r\n\r\nIn other news, President Trump has confirmed he will "totally destroy" North Korea if it threatens the US or its allies.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Sir Elton John insists he\'s not suicidal', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7543-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-09-21 11:38:02', '2017-09-21 11:38:02', '', 7543, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7543-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7553, 1, '2017-09-22 11:01:27', '2017-09-22 11:01:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guilty-labrador-e1506077787675.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guilty-labrador-e1506077787675.jpg" alt="Labrador mess" width="600" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7554" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A labrador has confirmed he did not sh*t on the kitchen floor - and that the mess must have been left by an intruder of the night.</strong>\r\n\r\nOne-year-old Brian insisted he was sound asleep from 10pm to 7am, but thought he might have heard a visitor roaming around downstairs at some point.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I can categorically say I did not do a big sh*t by the fridge but was, in fact, curled up in my bed," the chocolate labrador from Suffolk said.\r\n\r\n"I was as surprised as anyone in the morning to see this turd on the floor.\r\n\r\n"Yes, it looked a little bit like one of mine, and it contained traces of the berries I have been eating in garden.\r\n\r\n"But let\'s face it a turd is a turd and anyone could have done it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOwner Sally Perkins said: "Brian claims someone got into our house in the middle of the night and did the crap on the kitchen floor.\r\n\r\n"This may seem quite unlikely as there was no sign of an intruder, but Brian had a very innocent face, so I tend to believe him.\r\n\r\n"You have to trust your pets."\r\n\r\nMrs Perkins was left wondering why a person would sneak into her home in the dead of night and crimp one off on the floor.\r\n\r\n"This must have been the same mystery night visitor who crapped on the floor on Monday and Wednesday as well," she said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Dog insists he did not sh*t on the kitchen floor', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'dog-mess', '', '', '2017-09-22 11:10:37', '2017-09-22 11:10:37', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7553', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
