INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1863, 1, '2015-10-16 09:07:15', '2015-10-16 09:07:15', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk scientists have confirmed that claw and grab machines, popular in seafront arcades across Britain, are in fact designed to simply steal your money.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile generations of wide-eyed children have squealed with delight repeatedly trying to \'grab\' a cuddly toy, cash has been flowing out of their parents\' pockets at an alarming rate.\r\n\r\nProfessor Penny Kenny, who led the pioneering research at the Institute of Consumer Behaviour near Brandon, found that far from providing an enjoyable game of skill, the claw machine manufacturers and arcade owners had teamed up to fleece the public.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/519652743?et=CYHt9VDFSxpkfugYId3D6w&viewMoreLink=on&sig=JxxPyAfOPEwhGuasW8HGHiXwK5CkzTJv8tdXv2MsULI=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/519652743" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Missed again: Another disappointed punter wins nothing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"The public, normally children, get a few seconds of fun as they move the claw around and then hit the button to send it down to try and grab a prize," explained Professor Kenny. "But those few seconds of fun are followed by minutes of disappointment when they inevitably miss.\r\n\r\n"Then there is a period of crying and whining at the parents, who have no choice but to cough up yet more of their cash so the child can have another go for £1.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a vicious spiral - the arcade owners and claw machine makers have found themselves a license to print money."\r\n\r\nThe professor\'s team of researchers spent time at arcades in Lowestoft and Felixstowe studying the behaviour of 1,000 families. They found that on average each family spent £47 pounds, totalling £47,000 - and only two teddy bears were won.\r\n\r\nGary Jones, a father of three said on a visit to Felixstowe seafront: "It\'s a rip-off. Daylight robbery. They\'re just laughing at us as they take all our money.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll have just the one more go, though. We\'ll probably win this time."\r\n\r\nSuffolk arcade owner Basil Thyme defended the machines. He said: "They are a source of amusement. Particularly for us."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Claw and grab arcade games steal your cash', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1860-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-16 09:07:15', '2015-10-16 09:07:15', '', 1860, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1860-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1864, 1, '2015-10-16 12:14:54', '2015-10-16 12:14:54', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nTensions between Suffolk and Norfolk have taken a worrying turn for the worse after a number of spies were exposed and run out of Ipswich pubs.</b>\r\n\r\nA double agent informed his Suffolk handlers that Norfolk\'s Peasant Army had trained spies to infiltrate "the enemy" and monitor gossip in boozers south of the county border.\r\n\r\nBut when they tried to carry out their spying missions, the Norfolk spooks stuck out like a sore thumb.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Freedom Force intelligence officer told us: "The spies all had the same modus operandi: they sat at the corner of a bar on their own pretending to read a copy of the East Anglian Daily Times.\r\n\r\n"We sent a dispatch to all our operatives urging them to investigate the watering holes in Ipswich, and before long they had identified five Norfolk spies in various establishments, including The Greyhound in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"Each imposter was run out of the pubs and was lucky to escape with his life."\r\n\r\nThe increase in undercover missions is causing a growing diplomatic crisis between the neighbouring East Anglian counties, with full-blown military confrontation, not seen since the days of the great <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/norfolk-dumpling-famine/" target="_blank">1840 Norfolk Dumpling Famine</a>, a realistic possibility.\r\n\r\nThere has been a build up of forces on both sides of the border in recent months, with the Suffolk Freedom Force moving a battalion of men, including the fearsome 2nd Pitchfork Infantry, to stations near Hoxne.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pitchfork.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pitchfork.jpeg" alt="pitchfork" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1865" /></a></center><center><i>Pitchforks being waved in anger at Hoxne</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIntelligence reports suggest the Norfolk Peasant Army is also preparing for war, moving the 6th Wooden Club Grenadiers and the 14th Donkey Cavalry down from Wells-next-the-Sea in the north of the county to the Scole area, near the border with Suffolk - and only five miles from Hoxne.\r\n\r\nA local farmer told the Suffolk Gazette: "There\'s quite a build up, and I\'m seeing military manoeuvres every day. Clearly they are preparing for the worst. I have cleared out my cellar to use as a shelter just in case."\r\n\r\nAnd Stradbroke hardware store owner, Jack Daniels said: "We\'ve been inundated with orders for pitchforks. Clearly something is about to kick-off."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Tensions rise as Norfolk spies caught in pubs', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-spies-pubs', '', '', '2015-10-16 12:14:54', '2015-10-16 12:14:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1864', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1866, 1, '2015-10-16 12:14:07', '2015-10-16 12:14:07', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nTensions between Suffolk and Norfolk have taken a worrying turn for the worse after a number of spies were exposed and run out of Ipswich pubs.</b>\r\n\r\nA double agent informed his Suffolk handlers that Norfolk\'s Peasant Army had trained spies to infiltrate "the enemy" and monitor gossip in boozers south of the county border.\r\n\r\nBut when they tried to carry out their spying missions, the Norfolk spooks stuck out like a sore thumb.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Freedom Force intelligence officer told us: "The spies all had the same modus operandi: they sat at the corner of a bar on their own pretending to read a copy of the East Anglian Daily Times.\r\n\r\n"We sent a dispatch to all our operatives urging them to investigate the watering holes in Ipswich, and before long they had identified five Norfolk spies in various establishments, including The Greyhound in Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"Each imposter was run out of the pubs and was lucky to escape with his life."\r\n\r\nThe increase in undercover missions is causing a growing diplomatic crisis between the neighbouring East Anglian counties, with full-blown military confrontation, not seen since the days of the great <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/norfolk-dumpling-famine/" target="_blank">1840 Norfolk Dumpling Famine</a>, a realistic possibility.\r\n\r\nThere has been a build up of forces on both sides of the border in recent months, with the Suffolk Freedom Force moving a battalion of men, including the fearsome 2nd Pitchfork Infantry, to stations near Hoxne.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pitchfork.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pitchfork.jpeg" alt="pitchfork" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1865" /></a></center><center><i>Pitchforks being waved in anger at Hoxne</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIntelligence reports suggest the Norfolk Peasant Army is also preparing for war, moving the 6th Wooden Club Grenadiers and the 14th Donkey Cavalry down from Wells-next-the-Sea in the north of the county to the Scole area, near the border with Suffolk - and only five miles from Hoxne.\r\n\r\nA local farmer told the Suffolk Gazette: "There\'s quite a build up, and I\'m seeing military manoeuvres every day. Clearly they are preparing for the worst. I have cleared out my cellar to use as a shelter just in case."\r\n\r\nAnd Stradbroke hardware store owner, Jack Daniels said: "We\'ve been inundated with orders for pitchforks. Clearly something is about to kick-off."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Tensions rise as Norfolk spies caught in pubs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1864-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-16 12:14:07', '2015-10-16 12:14:07', '', 1864, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1864-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1867, 1, '2015-10-16 14:23:20', '2015-10-16 14:23:20', 'Rumour has it this is the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette getting overtaken by just about every other cyclist on the road during a 100km cycling event. If it was him, he is now insisting he has got much slimmer and faster since then.\r\n\r\nHe is a liar.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/fa5-Eh1X1No" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'The art of being overtaken, constantly', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'the-art-of-being-overtaken-constantly', '', '', '2016-02-17 14:02:39', '2016-02-17 14:02:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1867', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1872, 1, '2015-10-17 09:18:25', '2015-10-17 09:18:25', 'In this classic BBC sketch, Harry Enfield exposes the problems that arise when women offer an opinion of their own. It\'s just not the done thing, ladies!\r\n\r\nWomen, Know Your Limits!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/LS37SNYjg8w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Harry Enfield: Women, Know Your Limits', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'women-know-your-limits', '', '', '2016-02-17 14:00:00', '2016-02-17 14:00:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1872', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1877, 1, '2015-10-17 10:29:13', '2015-10-17 10:29:13', 'Welcome to the give-the-Suffolk-Gazette-money-to-advertise-you page. There\'s nothing funny about our advertising - it\'s just great value for your marketing budget!\r\n\r\nThere\'s several sizes and positions available with prices to suit all - ideal for national chains, Suffolk corporates like Adnams (hint, hint), or smaller local businesses like pubs, shops, cafes, solicitors (eek!), estate agents etc.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php">CLICK HERE FOR CURRENT AVAILABLITY AND PRICES</a>\r\n\r\nIf you\'re a Suffolk advertising/marketing/PR company, there\'s never been a better opportunity than this to show-off your clients\' bright outlook on life. People don\'t just read the Suffolk Gazette - they *talk* about it with a smile. Not many publications can have such an engaged and enthusiastic audience. Even our Facebook page is growing at a frenzied rate.\r\n\r\nSome figures for you. Since launching in 2015, the Suffolk Gazette:\r\n\r\n- averages more than 52,000 unique visitors a month (calculated over the last six months)\r\n\r\n- has a readership sex breakdown (steady!) of 64% male and 34% female;\r\n\r\n- has a readership age bracket of 18-24 (14%), 25-34 (22%), 35-44 (22%), 45-54 (21%), oldies + (20%). Pretty even, in other words!\r\n\r\nWhat\'s not to like? Please email editor@suffolkgazette.com with any questions.\r\n\r\nAdvertising slots (<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php">click here to view availibility and pricing</a>)\r\n\r\n<strong>PRIME ONE</strong>\r\n\r\nThis ad is 300px x 250px. On desktop it sits atop the sidebar on every page of the Suffolk Gazette. On mobile devices it will show underneath the post.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/advert-top-of-sidebar-e1445077694552.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/advert-top-of-sidebar-e1445077694552.jpg" alt="advert-top-of-sidebar" width="500" height="278" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1876" /></a>\r\n\r\nPRIME TWO\r\n\r\nFOOTER ONE\r\n\r\nFOOTER TWO', 'Advertise in the Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1875-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-17 10:29:13', '2015-10-17 10:29:13', '', 1875, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1875-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1880, 1, '2015-10-17 11:02:59', '2015-10-17 11:02:59', '<b>A message from The Editor</b>\r\n\r\nThere\'s nothing funny about our advertising - it\'s just great value for your marketing budget.\r\n\r\nIf you\'ve got a business, or you\'re an advertising/marketing/PR company, there\'s never been a better way to show-off your bright outlook on life. People don\'t just read the Suffolk Gazette - they *talk* about it with a smile. Not many publications can have such an engaged and enthusiastic audience.\r\n\r\nThere\'s several sizes and positions available with prices to suit all - from only £10 for 30 days!\r\n\r\nBest of all our systems are automatic - here in one place you can upload your banner, specify the destination to link to, select the length of time to display, and pay us (the best bit).\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php">CLICK HERE FOR CURRENT AVAILABLITY, PRICES AND TO GET STARTED</a>\r\n\r\nNeed some figures first? Okay. Since launching in 2015, the Suffolk Gazette:\r\n\r\n- averages more than 52,000 unique visitors a month (calculated over the last six months);\r\n- has a readership sex breakdown (steady!) of 64% male and 34% female;\r\n- has readership age brackets of 18-24 (14%), 25-34 (22%), 35-44 (22%), 45-54 (21%), oldies + (20%). Pretty even, in other words!\r\n\r\n<strong>ADVERT SLOTS</strong> (<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php">click here to view availibility. pricing and to get started</a>)\r\n\r\n<strong>Prime One</strong>\r\n\r\nThis ad is 300px x 250px. On desktop it sits in prime position on top of the sidebar on every page of the Suffolk Gazette. On mobile devices it will show underneath every single story.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/advert-top-of-sidebar-e1445077694552.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/advert-top-of-sidebar-e1445077694552.jpg" alt="advert-top-of-sidebar" width="500" height="278" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1876" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Prime Two</strong>\r\n\r\nThese ads are smaller 125px x 125px ads, sitting half way down the sidebar on desktop, and below each story on mobile devices.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/adverts-small-sidebar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/adverts-small-sidebar-293x300.jpg" alt="adverts-small-sidebar" width="293" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1879" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nFooter One\r\n\r\nThis ad is 300px x 250px and sits proudly in the footer area of every single Suffolk Gazette page. You\'d be surprised at how many readers enjoy our bottom.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFOOTER TWO', 'Advertise in the Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1875-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-17 11:02:59', '2015-10-17 11:02:59', '', 1875, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1875-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1883, 1, '2015-10-17 11:18:45', '2015-10-17 11:18:45', 'There\'s nothing funny about our advertising - it\'s just great value for your marketing budget.\r\n\r\nIf you\'ve got a business, or you\'re an advertising/marketing/PR company, there\'s never been a better way to show-off your bright outlook on life. People don\'t just read the Suffolk Gazette - they *talk* about it with a smile. Not many publications can have such an engaged and enthusiastic audience.\r\n\r\nThere\'s several sizes and positions available with prices to suit all - from only £10 for 30 days!\r\n\r\nBest of all our systems are automatic - here in one place you can upload your banner, specify the destination to link to, select the length of time to display, and pay us (the best bit).\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php">CLICK HERE FOR CURRENT AVAILABLITY, PRICES AND TO GET STARTED</a>\r\n\r\nNeed some figures first? Okay. Since launching in 2015, the Suffolk Gazette:\r\n\r\n- averages more than 52,000 unique visitors a month (calculated over the last six months);\r\n- has a readership sex breakdown (steady!) of 64% male and 34% female;\r\n- has readership age brackets of 18-24 (14%), 25-34 (22%), 35-44 (22%), 45-54 (21%), oldies + (20%). Pretty even, in other words!\r\n\r\n<strong>ADVERT SLOTS</strong> (<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php">click here to view availibility. pricing and to get started</a>)\r\n\r\n<strong>Prime One</strong>\r\n\r\nThis ad is 300px x 250px. On desktop it sits in prime position on top of the sidebar on every page of the Suffolk Gazette. On mobile devices it will show underneath every single story.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/advert-top-of-sidebar-e1445077694552.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/advert-top-of-sidebar-e1445077694552.jpg" alt="advert-top-of-sidebar" width="500" height="278" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1876" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php">CLICK HERE FOR CURRENT AVAILABLITY, PRICES AND TO GET STARTED</a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Prime Two</strong>\r\n\r\nThese ads are smaller 125px x 125px ads, sitting half way down the sidebar on desktop, and below each story on mobile devices.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/adverts-small-sidebar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/adverts-small-sidebar-293x300.jpg" alt="adverts-small-sidebar" width="293" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1879" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php">CLICK HERE FOR CURRENT AVAILABLITY, PRICES AND TO GET STARTED</a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Footer One</strong>\r\n\r\nThis ad is 300px x 250px and sits proudly in the footer area of every single Suffolk Gazette page. You\'d be surprised at how many readers enjoy our bottom.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/footer-large-ad-e1445080152877.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/footer-large-ad-300x181.jpg" alt="footer-large-ad" width="300" height="181" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1881" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php">CLICK HERE FOR CURRENT AVAILABLITY, PRICES AND TO GET STARTED</a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Footer Two</strong>\r\n\r\nThese are two smaller 125px x 125px slots under the larger Footer One ad. These represent the best-value slots on the site, currently coming in at just £10 for 30 days!\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/footer-small-ad-e1445080340389.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/footer-small-ad-300x181.jpg" alt="footer-small-ad" width="300" height="181" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1882" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php">CLICK HERE FOR CURRENT AVAILABLITY, PRICES AND TO GET STARTED</a>', 'Advertise in the Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1875-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-17 11:18:45', '2015-10-17 11:18:45', '', 1875, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1875-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1887, 1, '2015-10-18 11:50:13', '0000-00-00 00:00:00', '<center><b>Minutes for Pettyfield Parish Council general meeting, October 2016\r\nVillage Hall, 7.30pm\r\nPrepared by Jean Genie, Secretary</b></center>\r\n\r\nPresent: Colonel Tristan Squires (Chairman), Lady Majorie Dawes\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Pettyfield Parish Council minutes, October 2016', '', 'draft', 'open', 'closed', '', '', '', '', '2015-10-18 11:50:13', '2015-10-18 11:50:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1887', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1892, 1, '2015-10-19 07:42:23', '2015-10-19 07:42:23', '<b>Norwich City gave their relegation chances a boost with a brilliant six-goal defeat at bottom-of-the-table Newcastle United.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries, desperate to secure their place back in the Championship, plunged successfully down the table after being thrashed 6-2.\r\n\r\nWith Newcastle having such a woeful season, and former England manager Steve McClaren in danger of the sack, it took a Herculean effort from Norwich to lose so well.\r\n\r\nCity boss Alex \'Yoda\' Neil put on a tactical masterclass to allow Newcastle to run riot against his sickly yellow-and-green-shirted defence.\r\n\r\nThe thrashing was Newcastle\'s first win of the season and lifted them off the bottom of the table.\r\n\r\nBut more importantly it means Norwich are now just three points above the relegation zone.\r\n\r\nAn associate of Norwich owner Delia Smith said: "It was a superb all-round performance. It was a shame we scored twice, but we mustn\'t be too greedy. Delia is delighted."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town played out a thrilling goalless draw against mighty Huddersfield.\r\n\r\nThe game again showed manager Mick McCarthy\'s exciting long-ball game is beginning to pay off.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise in the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norwich thrilled with thrashing', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-thrilled-with-thrashing', '', '', '2015-10-19 12:21:53', '2015-10-19 12:21:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1892', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1895, 1, '2015-10-19 07:42:23', '2015-10-19 07:42:23', '<b>Norwich City gave their relegation chances a boost with a brilliant six-goal defeat at bottom-of-the-table Newcastle United.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries, desperate to secure their place back in the Championship, plunged successfully down the table after being thrashed 6-2.\r\n\r\nWith Newcastle having such a woeful season, and former England manager Steve MacLaren \r\nIn danger of the sack, it took a Herculean effort from Norwich to lose so well.\r\n\r\nCity boss Alex \'Yoda\' Neil put on a tactical masterclass to allow Newcastle to run riot against his sickly yellow-and-green-shirted defence.\r\n\r\nThe thrashing was Newcastle\'s first win of the season and lifted them off the bottom of the table.\r\n\r\nBut more importantly it means Norwich are now just three points above the relegation zone.\r\n\r\nAn associate of Norwich owner Delia Smith said: "it was a superb all-round performance. It was a shame we scored twice, but we mustn\'t be too greedy. Delia is delighted."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town played out a thrilling goalless draw against mighty Huddersfield.\r\n\r\nThe game again showed manager Mick McCarthy\'s exciting long-ball game is beginning to pay off.', 'Norwich thrilled with thrashing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1892-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-19 07:42:23', '2015-10-19 07:42:23', '', 1892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1892-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1896, 1, '2015-10-19 07:50:01', '2015-10-19 07:50:01', '<b>Norwich City gave their relegation chances a boost with a brilliant six-goal defeat at bottom-of-the-table Newcastle United.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries, desperate to secure their place back in the Championship, plunged successfully down the table after being thrashed 6-2.\r\n\r\nWith Newcastle having such a woeful season, and former England manager Steve McClaren in danger of the sack, it took a Herculean effort from Norwich to lose so well.\r\n\r\nCity boss Alex \'Yoda\' Neil put on a tactical masterclass to allow Newcastle to run riot against his sickly yellow-and-green-shirted defence.\r\n\r\nThe thrashing was Newcastle\'s first win of the season and lifted them off the bottom of the table.\r\n\r\nBut more importantly it means Norwich are now just three points above the relegation zone.\r\n\r\nAn associate of Norwich owner Delia Smith said: "It was a superb all-round performance. It was a shame we scored twice, but we mustn\'t be too greedy. Delia is delighted."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town played out a thrilling goalless draw against mighty Huddersfield.\r\n\r\nThe game again showed manager Mick McCarthy\'s exciting long-ball game is beginning to pay off.', 'Norwich thrilled with thrashing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1892-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-19 07:50:01', '2015-10-19 07:50:01', '', 1892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1892-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1899, 1, '2015-10-19 12:21:53', '2015-10-19 12:21:53', '<b>Norwich City gave their relegation chances a boost with a brilliant six-goal defeat at bottom-of-the-table Newcastle United.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries, desperate to secure their place back in the Championship, plunged successfully down the table after being thrashed 6-2.\r\n\r\nWith Newcastle having such a woeful season, and former England manager Steve McClaren in danger of the sack, it took a Herculean effort from Norwich to lose so well.\r\n\r\nCity boss Alex \'Yoda\' Neil put on a tactical masterclass to allow Newcastle to run riot against his sickly yellow-and-green-shirted defence.\r\n\r\nThe thrashing was Newcastle\'s first win of the season and lifted them off the bottom of the table.\r\n\r\nBut more importantly it means Norwich are now just three points above the relegation zone.\r\n\r\nAn associate of Norwich owner Delia Smith said: "It was a superb all-round performance. It was a shame we scored twice, but we mustn\'t be too greedy. Delia is delighted."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, East Anglian rivals Ipswich Town played out a thrilling goalless draw against mighty Huddersfield.\r\n\r\nThe game again showed manager Mick McCarthy\'s exciting long-ball game is beginning to pay off.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise in the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Norwich thrilled with thrashing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1892-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-19 12:21:53', '2015-10-19 12:21:53', '', 1892, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1892-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1900, 1, '2015-10-19 12:35:01', '2015-10-19 12:35:01', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA seemingly normal Suffolk woman today admitted she still watched and enjoyed X Factor.</b>\r\n\r\nTrudy Hutchison claimed Simon Cowell\'s long-running television show was as "brilliant" as ever.\r\n\r\n"This series is gripping," said Miss Hutchison, a legal executive from Ipswich. "I particularly love the Six Chair Challenge - it really is like playing musical chairs. Simon Cowell is a genius."\r\n\r\nMiss Hutchison\'s family and friends are so concerned by her outspoken views that they put her in touch with medics, but checks showed she was in good health and had no psychological issues.\r\n\r\nOne doctor said: "This is a strange case. It is very rare to find anyone claiming they still enjoy X Factor. I think we need to do more  tests."\r\n\r\nAn ITV insider said: "We\'d like to thank Trudy for her continued support. But obviously she is completely mad."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk woman still watching X Factor', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'x-factor', '', '', '2015-10-19 12:35:01', '2015-10-19 12:35:01', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1900', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1901, 1, '2015-10-19 12:31:33', '2015-10-19 12:31:33', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA seemingly normal Suffolk woman today admitted she still watched and enjoyed X Factor.</b>\r\n\r\nTrudy Hutchison claimed Simon Cowell\'s long-running television show was as "brilliant" as ever.\r\n\r\n"This series is gripping," said Miss Hutchison, a legal executive from Ipswich. "I particularly love the Six Chair Challenge - it really is like playing musical chairs. Simon Cowell is a genius."\r\n\r\nMiss Hutchison\'s family and friends are so concerned by her outspoken views that they put her in touch with medics, but checks showed she was in good health and had no psychological issues.\r\n\r\nOne doctor said: "This is a strange case. It is very rare to find anyone claiming they still enjoy X Factor. I think we need to do more  tests."\r\n\r\nAn ITV insider said: "We\'d like to thank Trudy for her continued support. But obviously she is completely mad."\r\n\r\n', 'Suffolk woman still watching X Factor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1900-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-19 12:31:33', '2015-10-19 12:31:33', '', 1900, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1900-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1903, 1, '2015-10-19 12:35:01', '2015-10-19 12:35:01', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA seemingly normal Suffolk woman today admitted she still watched and enjoyed X Factor.</b>\r\n\r\nTrudy Hutchison claimed Simon Cowell\'s long-running television show was as "brilliant" as ever.\r\n\r\n"This series is gripping," said Miss Hutchison, a legal executive from Ipswich. "I particularly love the Six Chair Challenge - it really is like playing musical chairs. Simon Cowell is a genius."\r\n\r\nMiss Hutchison\'s family and friends are so concerned by her outspoken views that they put her in touch with medics, but checks showed she was in good health and had no psychological issues.\r\n\r\nOne doctor said: "This is a strange case. It is very rare to find anyone claiming they still enjoy X Factor. I think we need to do more  tests."\r\n\r\nAn ITV insider said: "We\'d like to thank Trudy for her continued support. But obviously she is completely mad."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk woman still watching X Factor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1900-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-19 12:35:01', '2015-10-19 12:35:01', '', 1900, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1900-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1904, 1, '2015-10-20 08:13:48', '2015-10-20 08:13:48', '<b>A blond-haired woman from Essex is involved in a major dispute with a Suffolk sports shop because it will not allow her to return a pair of new water skis.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, bought the skis for £150 because she wanted to try out a new hobby and lose some weight before heading off to a sunshine winter holiday in Blackpool.\r\n\r\nBut when she couldn\'t find a suitable lake with a slope she was furious.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"What a waste of money. The shop in Ipswich sold me the water skis knowing full well there are no sloping lakes in East Anglia, so I would not be able to use them.\r\n\r\n"This is a disgraceful case of money grabbing on their part," complained Miss Gooch, an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:509px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.601179% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/582030903?et=MkWwcm_BQx5wXLjbwxT4kA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=ROh88ALhxMGPZUgb5LXlm1JxIOBD4kewIF-wCbAHREk=" width="509" height="339" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/582030903" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Water skiing is growing in popularity</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the sports shop said they do have a policy of accepting returns, however on this occasion the goods had been damaged.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The lady in question had tried practising by skiing down the stairs of her apartment block. Both skis were badly scuffed.\r\n\r\n"We did point out to her that you do not need to find downhill water to enjoy water skiing, but she claimed we were deliberately trying to confuse her and stormed out."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will know Miss Gooch from a previous story. She has a habit of complaining about purchased goods, and most recently was upset that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tight-scarf/">new scarf was too tight</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Woman in water ski rumpus', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'essex-woman-water-ski-rumpus', '', '', '2017-02-14 17:37:19', '2017-02-14 17:37:19', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1904', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1907, 1, '2015-10-20 08:13:48', '2015-10-20 08:13:48', '<b>A blond-haired woman from Essex is involved in a major dispute with a Suffolk sports shop because it will not allow her to return a pair of new water skis.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, bought the skis for £150 because she wanted to try out a new hobby and lose some weight before heading off to a sunshine winter holiday in Blackpool.\r\n\r\nBut when she couldn\'t find a suitable lake with a slope she was furious.\r\n\r\n"What a waste of money. The shop in Ipswich sold me the water skis knowing full well there are no sloping lakes in East Anglia, so I would not be able to use them.\r\n\r\n"This is a disgraceful case of money grabbing on their part," complained Miss Gooch, an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:509px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.601179% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/582030903?et=MkWwcm_BQx5wXLjbwxT4kA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=ROh88ALhxMGPZUgb5LXlm1JxIOBD4kewIF-wCbAHREk=" width="509" height="339" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/582030903" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Water skiing is growing in popularity</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the sports shop said they do have a policy of accepting returns, however on this occasion the goods had been damaged.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The lady in question had tried practising by skiing down the stairs of her apartment block. Both skis were badly scuffed.\r\n\r\n"We did point out to her that you do not need to find downhill water to enjoy water skiing, but she claimed we were deliberately trying to confuse her and stormed out."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Woman in water ski rumpus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1904-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-20 08:13:48', '2015-10-20 08:13:48', '', 1904, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1904-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1908, 1, '2015-10-20 08:15:12', '2015-10-20 08:15:12', '<b>A blond-haired woman from Essex is involved in a major dispute with a Suffolk sports shop because it will not allow her to return a pair of new water skis.</b>\n\nChelsea Gooch, 24, bought the skis for £150 because she wanted to try out a new hobby and lose some weight before heading off to a sunshine winter holiday in Blackpool.\n\nBut when she couldn\'t find a suitable lake with a slope she was furious.\n\n"What a waste of money. The shop in Ipswich sold me the water skis knowing full well there are no sloping lakes in East Anglia, so I would not be able to use them.\n\n"This is a disgraceful case of money grabbing on their part," complained Miss Gooch, an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:509px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.601179% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/582030903?et=MkWwcm_BQx5wXLjbwxT4kA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=ROh88ALhxMGPZUgb5LXlm1JxIOBD4kewIF-wCbAHREk=" width="509" height="339" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/582030903" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Water skiing is growing in popularity</center></i><br><br>\n\nA spokesman for the sports shop said they do have a policy of accepting returns, however on this occasion the goods had been damaged.\n\nHe said: "The lady in question had tried practising by skiing down the stairs of her apartment block. Both skis were badly scuffed.\n\n"We did point out to her that you do not need to find downhill water to enjoy water skiing, but she claimed we were deliberately trying to confuse her and stormed out."\n\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will know Miss Gooch from a previous story. She has a habit of complaining about pi\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Woman in water ski rumpus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1904-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-10-20 08:15:12', '2015-10-20 08:15:12', '', 1904, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1904-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1909, 1, '2015-10-20 08:15:44', '2015-10-20 08:15:44', '<b>A blond-haired woman from Essex is involved in a major dispute with a Suffolk sports shop because it will not allow her to return a pair of new water skis.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, bought the skis for £150 because she wanted to try out a new hobby and lose some weight before heading off to a sunshine winter holiday in Blackpool.\r\n\r\nBut when she couldn\'t find a suitable lake with a slope she was furious.\r\n\r\n"What a waste of money. The shop in Ipswich sold me the water skis knowing full well there are no sloping lakes in East Anglia, so I would not be able to use them.\r\n\r\n"This is a disgraceful case of money grabbing on their part," complained Miss Gooch, an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:509px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.601179% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/582030903?et=MkWwcm_BQx5wXLjbwxT4kA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=ROh88ALhxMGPZUgb5LXlm1JxIOBD4kewIF-wCbAHREk=" width="509" height="339" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/582030903" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Water skiing is growing in popularity</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the sports shop said they do have a policy of accepting returns, however on this occasion the goods had been damaged.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The lady in question had tried practising by skiing down the stairs of her apartment block. Both skis were badly scuffed.\r\n\r\n"We did point out to her that you do not need to find downhill water to enjoy water skiing, but she claimed we were deliberately trying to confuse her and stormed out."\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will know Miss Gooch from a previous story. She has a habit of complaining about purchased goods, and most recently was upset that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tight-scarf/">new scraf was too tight</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Woman in water ski rumpus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1904-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-20 08:15:44', '2015-10-20 08:15:44', '', 1904, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1904-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1910, 1, '2015-10-20 08:51:04', '2015-10-20 08:51:04', '<b>Ipswich midfielders are being given muscle-strengthening exercises for their necks because they spend 90 minutes each game watching the ball sail over their heads.</b>\r\n\r\nCole Skuse and Jonathan Douglas complained to boss Mick McCarthy that the floundering team\'s long-ball style was giving them a sore neck.\r\n\r\nHe has now given the duo special exercises so they will be able to watch the balls fly over their heads from defence to attack in more comfort.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/long-ball.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/long-ball.png" alt="long ball tactics" width="346" height="258" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1911" /></a></center><center><i>Route 1: Long balls are a pain in the neck</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "Arnold Muhren, one of the finest midfielders to ever pull on an Ipswich shirt, was famously dismayed when the ball kept flying over his head on his debut for the club.\r\n\r\n"But Bobby Robson soon got the team playing brilliant football on the ground - with rather good results.\r\n\r\n"However, this current Mick McCarthy Ipswich team is struggling to do that, and supporters are getting a little restless about seeing the ball hoofed in the air from one end of the pitch to another. The less-than-thrilling 0-0 draw at home to lowly Huddersfield summed up our recent fortunes.\r\n\r\n"But those fans have no idea about the problem this long-ball habit is causing the midfield. Cole and Jonathan both have a cricked neck from staring skywards for so long.\r\n\r\n"These exercises are adapted to strengthen their neck muscles accordingly."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Ipswich midfielders are pain in the neck', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-midfielders-neck', '', '', '2015-10-20 08:51:04', '2015-10-20 08:51:04', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1910', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1912, 1, '2015-10-20 08:49:17', '2015-10-20 08:49:17', '<b>Ipswich midfielders are being given muscle-strengthening exercises for their necks because they spend 90 minutes each game watching the ball sail over their heads.</b>\r\n\r\nCole Skuse and Jonathan Douglas complained to boss Mick McCarthy that the floundering team\'s long-ball style was giving them a sore neck.\r\n\r\nHe has now given the duo special exercises so they will be able to watch the balls fly over their heads from defence to attack in more comfort.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/long-ball.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/long-ball.png" alt="long ball tactics" width="346" height="258" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1911" /></a></center><center><i>Route 1: Long balls are a pain in the neck</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "Arnold Muhren, one of the finest midfielders to ever pull on an Ipswich shirt, was famously dismayed the ball kept flying over his head on his debut for the club.\r\n\r\n"But Bobby Robson soon got the team playing brilliant football on the ground - with rather good results.\r\n\r\n"However, this current Mick McCarthy Ipswich team is struggling to do that, and supporters are getting a little restless about seeing the ball hoofed in the air from one end of the pitch to another. The less-than-thrilling 0-0 draw at home to lowly Huddersfield summed up our recent fortunes.\r\n\r\n"But those fans have no idea about the problem this long-ball habit is causing the midfield. Cole and Jonathan both have a cricked neck from staring skywards for so long.\r\n\r\n"These exercises are adapted to strengthen their neck muscles accordingly."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Ipswich midfielders are pain in the neck', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1910-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-20 08:49:17', '2015-10-20 08:49:17', '', 1910, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1910-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1913, 1, '2015-10-20 08:51:04', '2015-10-20 08:51:04', '<b>Ipswich midfielders are being given muscle-strengthening exercises for their necks because they spend 90 minutes each game watching the ball sail over their heads.</b>\r\n\r\nCole Skuse and Jonathan Douglas complained to boss Mick McCarthy that the floundering team\'s long-ball style was giving them a sore neck.\r\n\r\nHe has now given the duo special exercises so they will be able to watch the balls fly over their heads from defence to attack in more comfort.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/long-ball.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/long-ball.png" alt="long ball tactics" width="346" height="258" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1911" /></a></center><center><i>Route 1: Long balls are a pain in the neck</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "Arnold Muhren, one of the finest midfielders to ever pull on an Ipswich shirt, was famously dismayed when the ball kept flying over his head on his debut for the club.\r\n\r\n"But Bobby Robson soon got the team playing brilliant football on the ground - with rather good results.\r\n\r\n"However, this current Mick McCarthy Ipswich team is struggling to do that, and supporters are getting a little restless about seeing the ball hoofed in the air from one end of the pitch to another. The less-than-thrilling 0-0 draw at home to lowly Huddersfield summed up our recent fortunes.\r\n\r\n"But those fans have no idea about the problem this long-ball habit is causing the midfield. Cole and Jonathan both have a cricked neck from staring skywards for so long.\r\n\r\n"These exercises are adapted to strengthen their neck muscles accordingly."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Ipswich midfielders are pain in the neck', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1910-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-20 08:51:04', '2015-10-20 08:51:04', '', 1910, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1910-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1914, 1, '2015-10-20 08:52:29', '2015-10-20 08:52:29', '<b>A blond-haired woman from Essex is involved in a major dispute with a Suffolk sports shop because it will not allow her to return a pair of new water skis.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, bought the skis for £150 because she wanted to try out a new hobby and lose some weight before heading off to a sunshine winter holiday in Blackpool.\r\n\r\nBut when she couldn\'t find a suitable lake with a slope she was furious.\r\n\r\n"What a waste of money. The shop in Ipswich sold me the water skis knowing full well there are no sloping lakes in East Anglia, so I would not be able to use them.\r\n\r\n"This is a disgraceful case of money grabbing on their part," complained Miss Gooch, an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:509px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.601179% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/582030903?et=MkWwcm_BQx5wXLjbwxT4kA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=ROh88ALhxMGPZUgb5LXlm1JxIOBD4kewIF-wCbAHREk=" width="509" height="339" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/582030903" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Water skiing is growing in popularity</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the sports shop said they do have a policy of accepting returns, however on this occasion the goods had been damaged.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The lady in question had tried practising by skiing down the stairs of her apartment block. Both skis were badly scuffed.\r\n\r\n"We did point out to her that you do not need to find downhill water to enjoy water skiing, but she claimed we were deliberately trying to confuse her and stormed out."\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will know Miss Gooch from a previous story. She has a habit of complaining about purchased goods, and most recently was upset that a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tight-scarf/">new scarf was too tight</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Woman in water ski rumpus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1904-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-20 08:52:29', '2015-10-20 08:52:29', '', 1904, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1904-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1915, 1, '2015-10-20 12:08:58', '2015-10-20 12:08:58', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex offenders\' register.</strong>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in a state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now forbidden to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\nAnother policeman added: "He\'ll also need to keep away from the town\'s gardens - if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty."\r\n\r\n<i>EDITOR\'S NOTE: Three months later, things had not improved for Mr Bishop, who was caught out trying to get a job at an agriculture college, where he wanted to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/tractor-sex-man/" target="_blank">give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors', '', '', '2018-11-28 14:15:25', '2018-11-28 14:15:25', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1915', 0, 'post', '', 32); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1916, 1, '2015-10-20 12:08:32', '2015-10-20 12:08:32', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders\' register.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-20 12:08:32', '2015-10-20 12:08:32', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1917, 1, '2015-10-20 12:08:58', '2015-10-20 12:08:58', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders\' register.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-20 12:08:58', '2015-10-20 12:08:58', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1918, 1, '2018-11-28 14:15:08', '2018-11-28 14:15:08', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex offenders\' register.</strong>\n\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\n\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\n\n\n\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\n\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\n\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in a state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\n\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\n\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex offenders\' register.\n\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now forbidden to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\n\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\n\nAnother policeman added: "He\'ll also need to keep away from the town\'s gardens - if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty."\n\n<i>EDITOR\'S NOTE: Three months later, things had not improved for Mr Bishop, who was caught out trying to get a job at an agriculture college, where he wanted to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/tractor-sex-man/" target="_blank">give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down</a>.</i>\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-11-28 14:15:08', '2018-11-28 14:15:08', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1919, 1, '2015-10-20 12:16:38', '2015-10-20 12:16:38', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders\' register.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-20 12:16:38', '2015-10-20 12:16:38', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1920, 1, '2015-10-20 12:52:58', '2015-10-20 12:52:58', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders\' register.</b>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\nAnother policeman added: "He\'ll also need to keep away from the town\'s gardens - if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-20 12:52:58', '2015-10-20 12:52:58', '', 1915, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1925, 1, '2015-10-22 08:19:41', '2015-10-22 08:19:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wind-farm-e1504799399925.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wind-farm-e1504799399925.jpg" alt="Wind farm" width="600" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7442" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A huge wind farm off the posh Suffolk coast is actually a series of massive fans designed to keep out bad smells from Essex, a whistleblower has revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFor years everyone assumed the Greater Gabbard, 14 miles off Suffolk, was generating "green" electricity through its 140 turbines.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette can reveal the white eyesores are actually special fans designed to keep the air fresh at upmarket seaside towns like Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFor many years wealthy residents had turned their noses up at the terrible smells coming from down the coast in the common county known as Essex.\r\n\r\nThey had to ensure odours from greasy burgers, pizzas, kebabs, tanning solutions and cheap perfumes that plume out of lower-class towns like Clacton or Southend and drift up to Suffolk on the prevailing winds.\r\n\r\nNow a whistleblower has decided to reveal the truth via the Suffolk Gazette because he has moved to Essex and quite likes it there.\r\n\r\nHe said: "About 20 years ago a secret group of wealthy Aldeburgh and Southwold residents, many of them second home owners from London, came up with this plan to keep the stifling Essex fumes away.\r\n\r\n"They had enough of sitting on the beach at Aldeburgh trying to listen to open-air Benjamin Britten opera performances while the smell of stale Essex kebabs and chips hung in the air.\r\n\r\n"And rich yachting types joined in as well, because the Essex smells were stronger out at sea.\r\n\r\n"They all chipped in to build the Great Gabbard and fool everyone that the project was, in fact, just a wind farm. It was very expensive, but these sorts of people can afford it.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"The technology works well, and since completion in 2012 Aldeburgh in particular has been beautifully fragrant.\r\n\r\n"But since moving to Essex I can reveal people there have been noticing the smells are worse \'as if the wind ain\'t getting rid of it\'.\r\n\r\n"People deserve to be told the truth."\r\n\r\nJeremy Farquar-Smythe-Pisslethwaite, 62, a retired City banker who now lives close to the Aldeburgh seafront said: "We don\'t really care what those common people in Essex think.\r\n\r\n"We pay a premium to live in a nice part of the country and don\'t see why we should breathe in their filth."', 'Huge fans keep Essex smells out of posh Suffolk resorts', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'essex-smells-suffolk', '', '', '2017-09-07 15:52:08', '2017-09-07 15:52:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1925', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1927, 1, '2015-10-22 08:07:47', '2015-10-22 08:07:47', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA huge windfarm off the posh Suffolk coast is actually a series of massive fans designed to keep out the bad smells from Essex, a whistleblower has revealed.</b>\r\n\r\nFor years everyone assumed the Greater Gabbard, 14 miles off Suffolk, was generating "green" electricity through its 140 turbines.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette can reveal the white eyesores are actually special fans designed to keep the air fresh at upmarket seaside towns like Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\nFor many years wealthy residents had turned their noses up at the terrible smells from down the coast in the common county known as Essex.\r\n\r\nThey had to ensure odours from greasy burgers, pizzas, kebabs, tanning solutions and cheap perfumes that plume out of common towns like Clacton and Southend and drift up to Suffolk on the prevailing winds.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:483px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.498965% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/94475385?et=3qtlr17xQHVzCqu3NRRsIQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=i3THKOcelonBJg5zcDMXAR1-B8Gr-0i1amlShY_ymoE=" width="483" height="355" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/94475385" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center></i>Air fresheners: huge fans keep Essex smells out of Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow a whistleblow has decided to reveal the truth via the Suffolk Gazette because he has moved to Essex and quite likes it.\r\n\r\n"About 20 years ago a secret group of wealthy Aldeburgh and Southwold residents, many of them second home owners from London, came up with this plan to keep the Essex fumes away.\r\n\r\n"They had had enough of sitting on the beach at Aldeburgh trying to listen to open air Benjamin Britten opera performances while the smell of stale Essex kebabs and chips hung in the air.\r\n\r\n"And rich yachting types join in as well, because the Essex smells were stronger out at sea.\r\n\r\n"They all chipped in to build the Great Gabbard and fool everyone that the project was, in fact, just a wind farm.\r\n\r\n"The technology works well, and since completion in 2012 Aldeburgh in particular has been beautifully fragrant.\r\n\r\n"But since moving to Essex I can reveal people there have been noticing the smells are worse \'as if the wind ain\'t getting rid of it\'.\r\n\r\n"People deserve to be told the truth."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Huge fans keep Essex smells out of posh Suffolk resorts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1925-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-22 08:07:47', '2015-10-22 08:07:47', '', 1925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1925-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1928, 1, '2015-10-22 08:18:22', '2015-10-22 08:18:22', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA huge wind farm off the posh Suffolk coast is actually a series of massive fans designed to keep out bad smells from Essex, a whistleblower has revealed.</b>\r\n\r\nFor years everyone assumed the Greater Gabbard, 14 miles off Suffolk, was generating "green" electricity through its 140 turbines.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette can reveal the white eyesores are actually special fans designed to keep the air fresh at upmarket seaside towns like Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\nFor many years wealthy residents had turned their noses up at the terrible smells coming from down the coast in the common county known as Essex.\r\n\r\nThey had to ensure odours from greasy burgers, pizzas, kebabs, tanning solutions and cheap perfumes that plume out of lower-class towns like Clacton or Southend and drift up to Suffolk on the prevailing winds.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:483px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.498965% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/94475385?et=3qtlr17xQHVzCqu3NRRsIQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=i3THKOcelonBJg5zcDMXAR1-B8Gr-0i1amlShY_ymoE=" width="483" height="355" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/94475385" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center></i>Air fresheners: huge fans keep Essex smells out of Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow a whistleblower has decided to reveal the truth via the Suffolk Gazette because he has moved to Essex and quite likes it there.\r\n\r\nHe said: "About 20 years ago a secret group of wealthy Aldeburgh and Southwold residents, many of them second home owners from London, came up with this plan to keep the stifling Essex fumes away.\r\n\r\n"They had had enough of sitting on the beach at Aldeburgh trying to listen to open-air Benjamin Britten opera performances while the smell of stale Essex kebabs and chips hung in the air.\r\n\r\n"And rich yachting types joined in as well, because the Essex smells were stronger out at sea.\r\n\r\n"They all chipped in to build the Great Gabbard and fool everyone that the project was, in fact, just a wind farm. It was very expensive, but these sorts of people can afford it.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Fragrant</B>\r\n\r\n"The technology works well, and since completion in 2012 Aldeburgh in particular has been beautifully fragrant.\r\n\r\n"But since moving to Essex I can reveal people there have been noticing the smells are worse \'as if the wind ain\'t getting rid of it\'.\r\n\r\n"People deserve to be told the truth."\r\n\r\nJeremy Farquar-Smythe-Pisslethwaite, a retired City banker who now lives close to the Aldeburgh seafront said: "We don\'t really care what those common people in Essex think.\r\n\r\n"We pay a premium to live in a nice part of the country and don\'t see why we should breathe in their filth."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Huge fans keep Essex smells out of posh Suffolk resorts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1925-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-22 08:18:22', '2015-10-22 08:18:22', '', 1925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1925-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1929, 1, '2015-10-22 08:19:25', '2015-10-22 08:19:25', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA huge wind farm off the posh Suffolk coast is actually a series of massive fans designed to keep out bad smells from Essex, a whistleblower has revealed.</b>\r\n\r\nFor years everyone assumed the Greater Gabbard, 14 miles off Suffolk, was generating "green" electricity through its 140 turbines.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette can reveal the white eyesores are actually special fans designed to keep the air fresh at upmarket seaside towns like Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\nFor many years wealthy residents had turned their noses up at the terrible smells coming from down the coast in the common county known as Essex.\r\n\r\nThey had to ensure odours from greasy burgers, pizzas, kebabs, tanning solutions and cheap perfumes that plume out of lower-class towns like Clacton or Southend and drift up to Suffolk on the prevailing winds.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:483px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.498965% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/94475385?et=3qtlr17xQHVzCqu3NRRsIQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=i3THKOcelonBJg5zcDMXAR1-B8Gr-0i1amlShY_ymoE=" width="483" height="355" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/94475385" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center></i>Air fresheners: huge fans keep Essex smells out of Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow a whistleblower has decided to reveal the truth via the Suffolk Gazette because he has moved to Essex and quite likes it there.\r\n\r\nHe said: "About 20 years ago a secret group of wealthy Aldeburgh and Southwold residents, many of them second home owners from London, came up with this plan to keep the stifling Essex fumes away.\r\n\r\n"They had enough of sitting on the beach at Aldeburgh trying to listen to open-air Benjamin Britten opera performances while the smell of stale Essex kebabs and chips hung in the air.\r\n\r\n"And rich yachting types joined in as well, because the Essex smells were stronger out at sea.\r\n\r\n"They all chipped in to build the Great Gabbard and fool everyone that the project was, in fact, just a wind farm. It was very expensive, but these sorts of people can afford it.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Fragrant</B>\r\n\r\n"The technology works well, and since completion in 2012 Aldeburgh in particular has been beautifully fragrant.\r\n\r\n"But since moving to Essex I can reveal people there have been noticing the smells are worse \'as if the wind ain\'t getting rid of it\'.\r\n\r\n"People deserve to be told the truth."\r\n\r\nJeremy Farquar-Smythe-Pisslethwaite, 62, a retired City banker who now lives close to the Aldeburgh seafront said: "We don\'t really care what those common people in Essex think.\r\n\r\n"We pay a premium to live in a nice part of the country and don\'t see why we should breathe in their filth."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Huge fans keep Essex smells out of posh Suffolk resorts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1925-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-22 08:19:25', '2015-10-22 08:19:25', '', 1925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1925-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1930, 1, '2017-09-07 15:50:27', '2017-09-07 15:50:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wind-farm-e1504799399925.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wind-farm-e1504799399925.jpg" alt="Wind farm" width="600" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7442" /></a><br><br>\n\nA huge wind farm off the posh Suffolk coast is actually a series of massive fans designed to keep out bad smells from Essex, a whistleblower has revealed.\n\nFor years everyone assumed the Greater Gabbard, 14 miles off Suffolk, was generating "green" electricity through its 140 turbines.\n\nBut the Suffolk Gazette can reveal the white eyesores are actually special fans designed to keep the air fresh at upmarket seaside towns like Aldeburgh and Southwold.\n\n\n\nFor many years wealthy residents had turned their noses up at the terrible smells coming from down the coast in the common county known as Essex.\n\nThey had to ensure odours from greasy burgers, pizzas, kebabs, tanning solutions and cheap perfumes that plume out of lower-class towns like Clacton or Southend and drift up to Suffolk on the prevailing winds.\n\nNow a whistleblower has decided to reveal the truth via the Suffolk Gazette because he has moved to Essex and quite likes it there.\n\nHe said: "About 20 years ago a secret group of wealthy Aldeburgh and Southwold residents, many of them second home owners from London, came up with this plan to keep the stifling Essex fumes away.\n\n"They had enough of sitting on the beach at Aldeburgh trying to listen to open-air Benjamin Britten opera performances while the smell of stale Essex kebabs and chips hung in the air.\n\n"And rich yachting types joined in as well, because the Essex smells were stronger out at sea.\n\n"They all chipped in to build the Great Gabbard and fool everyone that the project was, in fact, just a wind farm. It was very expensive, but these sorts of people can afford it.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"The technology works well, and since completion in 2012 Aldeburgh in particular has been beautifully fragrant.\n\n"But since moving to Essex I can reveal people there have been noticing the smells are worse \'as if the wind ain\'t getting rid of it\'.\n\n"People deserve to be told the truth."\n\nJeremy Farquar-Smythe-Pisslethwaite, 62, a retired City banker who now lives close to the Aldeburgh seafront said: "We don\'t really care what those common people in Essex think.\n\n"We pay a premium to live in a nice part of the country and don\'t see why we should breathe in their filth."\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Huge fans keep Essex smells out of posh Suffolk resorts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1925-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-07 15:50:27', '2017-09-07 15:50:27', '', 1925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1925-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1931, 1, '2015-10-22 08:21:49', '2015-10-22 08:21:49', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA huge wind farm off the posh Suffolk coast is actually a series of massive fans designed to keep out bad smells from Essex, a whistleblower has revealed.</b>\r\n\r\nFor years everyone assumed the Greater Gabbard, 14 miles off Suffolk, was generating "green" electricity through its 140 turbines.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette can reveal the white eyesores are actually special fans designed to keep the air fresh at upmarket seaside towns like Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\nFor many years wealthy residents had turned their noses up at the terrible smells coming from down the coast in the common county known as Essex.\r\n\r\nThey had to ensure odours from greasy burgers, pizzas, kebabs, tanning solutions and cheap perfumes that plume out of lower-class towns like Clacton or Southend and drift up to Suffolk on the prevailing winds.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:483px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.498965% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/94475385?et=3qtlr17xQHVzCqu3NRRsIQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=i3THKOcelonBJg5zcDMXAR1-B8Gr-0i1amlShY_ymoE=" width="483" height="355" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/94475385" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Air fresheners: huge fans keep Essex smells out of Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow a whistleblower has decided to reveal the truth via the Suffolk Gazette because he has moved to Essex and quite likes it there.\r\n\r\nHe said: "About 20 years ago a secret group of wealthy Aldeburgh and Southwold residents, many of them second home owners from London, came up with this plan to keep the stifling Essex fumes away.\r\n\r\n"They had enough of sitting on the beach at Aldeburgh trying to listen to open-air Benjamin Britten opera performances while the smell of stale Essex kebabs and chips hung in the air.\r\n\r\n"And rich yachting types joined in as well, because the Essex smells were stronger out at sea.\r\n\r\n"They all chipped in to build the Great Gabbard and fool everyone that the project was, in fact, just a wind farm. It was very expensive, but these sorts of people can afford it.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Fragrant</B>\r\n\r\n"The technology works well, and since completion in 2012 Aldeburgh in particular has been beautifully fragrant.\r\n\r\n"But since moving to Essex I can reveal people there have been noticing the smells are worse \'as if the wind ain\'t getting rid of it\'.\r\n\r\n"People deserve to be told the truth."\r\n\r\nJeremy Farquar-Smythe-Pisslethwaite, 62, a retired City banker who now lives close to the Aldeburgh seafront said: "We don\'t really care what those common people in Essex think.\r\n\r\n"We pay a premium to live in a nice part of the country and don\'t see why we should breathe in their filth."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Huge fans keep Essex smells out of posh Suffolk resorts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1925-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-22 08:21:49', '2015-10-22 08:21:49', '', 1925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1925-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1932, 1, '2015-10-22 08:22:16', '2015-10-22 08:22:16', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA huge wind farm off the posh Suffolk coast is actually a series of massive fans designed to keep out bad smells from Essex, a whistleblower has revealed.</b>\r\n\r\nFor years everyone assumed the Greater Gabbard, 14 miles off Suffolk, was generating "green" electricity through its 140 turbines.\r\n\r\nBut the Suffolk Gazette can reveal the white eyesores are actually special fans designed to keep the air fresh at upmarket seaside towns like Aldeburgh and Southwold.\r\n\r\nFor many years wealthy residents had turned their noses up at the terrible smells coming from down the coast in the common county known as Essex.\r\n\r\nThey had to ensure odours from greasy burgers, pizzas, kebabs, tanning solutions and cheap perfumes that plume out of lower-class towns like Clacton or Southend and drift up to Suffolk on the prevailing winds.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:483px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.498965% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/94475385?et=3qtlr17xQHVzCqu3NRRsIQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=i3THKOcelonBJg5zcDMXAR1-B8Gr-0i1amlShY_ymoE=" width="483" height="355" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/94475385" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Air fresheners: huge fans keep Essex smells out of Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow a whistleblower has decided to reveal the truth via the Suffolk Gazette because he has moved to Essex and quite likes it there.\r\n\r\nHe said: "About 20 years ago a secret group of wealthy Aldeburgh and Southwold residents, many of them second home owners from London, came up with this plan to keep the stifling Essex fumes away.\r\n\r\n"They had enough of sitting on the beach at Aldeburgh trying to listen to open-air Benjamin Britten opera performances while the smell of stale Essex kebabs and chips hung in the air.\r\n\r\n"And rich yachting types joined in as well, because the Essex smells were stronger out at sea.\r\n\r\n"They all chipped in to build the Great Gabbard and fool everyone that the project was, in fact, just a wind farm. It was very expensive, but these sorts of people can afford it.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Fragrant\'</B>\r\n\r\n"The technology works well, and since completion in 2012 Aldeburgh in particular has been beautifully fragrant.\r\n\r\n"But since moving to Essex I can reveal people there have been noticing the smells are worse \'as if the wind ain\'t getting rid of it\'.\r\n\r\n"People deserve to be told the truth."\r\n\r\nJeremy Farquar-Smythe-Pisslethwaite, 62, a retired City banker who now lives close to the Aldeburgh seafront said: "We don\'t really care what those common people in Essex think.\r\n\r\n"We pay a premium to live in a nice part of the country and don\'t see why we should breathe in their filth."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Huge fans keep Essex smells out of posh Suffolk resorts', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1925-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-22 08:22:16', '2015-10-22 08:22:16', '', 1925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1925-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1933, 1, '2015-10-23 08:30:13', '2015-10-23 08:30:13', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nA lovers\' experiment that went terribly wrong led to two men being severely burnt and the death of their pet gerbil.</b>\r\n\r\nAlex Fletcher-Jones and his partner Benjamin Selfridge had decided to liven up their evening by playing about with the gerbil and a cardboard tube.\r\n\r\n"In hindsight lighting the match was my big mistake, but I was only trying to retrieve the poor gerbil," Mr Fletcher-Jones told startled doctors at the accident and emergency unit at Ipswich hospital.\r\n\r\nMr Fletcher-Jones and Mr Selfridge, both 29 and from Woodbridge in Suffolk, had been rushed by ambulance to the hospital after their kinky game literally exploded.\r\n\r\nBeer salesman Mr Fletcher-Jones added: "I pushed a cardboard tube up Benjo\'s behind and then shoved Trevor -- our gerbil -- inside. After a while I tried to retrieve Trevor but he wouldn\'t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match thinking the light might attract him."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gerbil-tube.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gerbil-tube.jpg" alt="gerbil-tube" width="400" height="283" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1936" /></a></center><center><i>Not so clever, Trevor</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAt a hushed press conference last night, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. He said: "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and flames shot out of the tube, igniting Mr Fletcher-Jones\' hair and severely burning his face.\r\n\r\n"It also set fire to the gerbil\'s fur and whiskers, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine - propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.\r\n\r\n"Mr Fletcher-Jones suffered second-degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the stunned gerbil, while Mr Selfridge suffered first and second-degree burns to his backside and lower intestinal tract.\r\n\r\n"Both men are recovering well - but I\'m afraid Trevor didn\'t make it."\r\n\r\nThe hospital spokesman added: "Perhaps this is a good lesson for people not to experiment too much in the privacy of their own home - and gerbils are certainly better off running about on their wheel in a cage."\r\n\r\nMr Selfridge, a shopkeeper, and Mr Fletcher-Jones refused to comment further to the Suffolk Gazette today. A number of flowers and tributes to Trevor had been placed carefully outside their house by wellwishers.\r\n\r\nOne moving note read: "Poor Trevor. What a terrible way to go. Rest in Peace."\r\n\r\nObservers said the incident is more or a less a mirror image of a similar event in America, which made this radio presenter collapse into fits of laughter. Enjoy... \r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/3_Jt_g10Jug" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Men injured, gerbil killed as kinky game ignites', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'men-injured-gerbil-killed', '', '', '2015-10-23 10:09:17', '2015-10-23 10:09:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1933', 0, 'post', '', 4); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1935, 1, '2015-10-23 08:04:59', '2015-10-23 08:04:59', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nA lovers\' experiment that went terribly wrong led to two men being severely burnt and the death of their pet gerbil.\r\n\r\nAlex Fletcher and his partner Benjamin Forrester had decided to liven up their evening by playing about with the gerbil and a cardboard tube.\r\n\r\n"In hindsight lighting the match was my big mistake, but I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Fletcher told startled doctors at the accident and emergency unit at Ipswich hospital.\r\n\r\nFletcher and Forrester, both 29 and from Woodbridge in Suffolk, had been rushed to the hospital by ambulance after their kinky game literally exploded.\r\n\r\nFletcher told a hushed press conference: "I pushed a cardboard tube up Benjo\'s backside and then pushed Trevor -- our hamster -- inside. As usual, Trevor squeaked loudly \'Armageddon!, which was his cue when he had had enough. I tried to retrieve Trevor but he wouldn;t come out again so I peered into the tube and struck a match thinking the light might attract him."\r\n\r\nAt a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. He said: "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and flames shot out of the tube, igniting Mr Smith\'s hair and severely burning his face.\r\n\r\n"It also set fire to the hamster;s fur and whiskers, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine - propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.\r\n\r\n"Smith suiffered second degree burns and a broken nose frorm the impact of the stunned hamster, while Jones suffere first and second degree burns to his backside and lower intestinal tract.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1933-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-23 08:04:59', '2015-10-23 08:04:59', '', 1933, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1933-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1937, 1, '2015-10-23 08:29:49', '2015-10-23 08:29:49', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nA lovers\' experiment that went terribly wrong led to two men being severely burnt and the death of their pet gerbil.</b>\r\n\r\nAlex Fletcher-Jones and his partner Benjamin Selfridge had decided to liven up their evening by playing about with the gerbil and a cardboard tube.\r\n\r\n"In hindsight lighting the match was my big mistake, but I was only trying to retrieve the poor gerbil," Mr Fletcher-Jones told startled doctors at the accident and emergency unit at Ipswich hospital.\r\n\r\nMr Fletcher-Jones and Mr Selfridge, both 29 and from Woodbridge in Suffolk, had been rushed by ambulance to the hospital after their kinky game literally exploded.\r\n\r\nBeer salesman Mr Fletcher-Jones added: "I pushed a cardboard tube up Benjo\'s behind and then shoved Trevor -- our gerbil -- inside. After a while I tried to retrieve Trevor but he wouldn\'t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match thinking the light might attract him."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gerbil-tube.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gerbil-tube.jpg" alt="gerbil-tube" width="400" height="283" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1936" /></a></center><center><i>Not so clever, Trevor</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAt a hushed press conference last night, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. He said: "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and flames shot out of the tube, igniting Mr Fletcher-Jones\' hair and severely burning his face.\r\n\r\n"It also set fire to the gerbil\'s fur and whiskers, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine - propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.\r\n\r\n"Mr Fletcher-Jones suffered second-degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the stunned gerbil, while Mr Selfridge suffered first and second-degree burns to his backside and lower intestinal tract.\r\n\r\n"Both men are recovering well - but I\'m afraid Trevor didn\'t make it."\r\n\r\nThe hospital spokesman added: "Perhaps this is a good lesson for people not to experiment too much in the privacy of their own home - and gerbils are certainly better off running about on their wheel in a cage."\r\n\r\nMr Selfridge, a shopkeeper, and Mr Fletcher-Jones refused to comment further to the Suffolk Gazette today. A number of flowers and tributes to Trevor had been placed carefully outside their house by wellwishers.\r\n\r\nOne moving note read: "Poor Trevor. What a terrible way to go. Rest in Peace."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Men injured, gerbil killed as kinky game ignites', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1933-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-23 08:29:49', '2015-10-23 08:29:49', '', 1933, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1933-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1938, 1, '2015-10-23 10:09:00', '2015-10-23 10:09:00', '<b>By Phil Ward\nHealth Correspondent\n\nA lovers\' experiment that went terribly wrong led to two men being severely burnt and the death of their pet gerbil.</b>\n\nAlex Fletcher-Jones and his partner Benjamin Selfridge had decided to liven up their evening by playing about with the gerbil and a cardboard tube.\n\n"In hindsight lighting the match was my big mistake, but I was only trying to retrieve the poor gerbil," Mr Fletcher-Jones told startled doctors at the accident and emergency unit at Ipswich hospital.\n\nMr Fletcher-Jones and Mr Selfridge, both 29 and from Woodbridge in Suffolk, had been rushed by ambulance to the hospital after their kinky game literally exploded.\n\nBeer salesman Mr Fletcher-Jones added: "I pushed a cardboard tube up Benjo\'s behind and then shoved Trevor -- our gerbil -- inside. After a while I tried to retrieve Trevor but he wouldn\'t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match thinking the light might attract him."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gerbil-tube.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gerbil-tube.jpg" alt="gerbil-tube" width="400" height="283" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1936" /></a></center><center><i>Not so clever, Trevor</center></i><br><br>\n\nAt a hushed press conference last night, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. He said: "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and flames shot out of the tube, igniting Mr Fletcher-Jones\' hair and severely burning his face.\n\n"It also set fire to the gerbil\'s fur and whiskers, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine - propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.\n\n"Mr Fletcher-Jones suffered second-degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the stunned gerbil, while Mr Selfridge suffered first and second-degree burns to his backside and lower intestinal tract.\n\n"Both men are recovering well - but I\'m afraid Trevor didn\'t make it."\n\nThe hospital spokesman added: "Perhaps this is a good lesson for people not to experiment too much in the privacy of their own home - and gerbils are certainly better off running about on their wheel in a cage."\n\nMr Selfridge, a shopkeeper, and Mr Fletcher-Jones refused to comment further to the Suffolk Gazette today. A number of flowers and tributes to Trevor had been placed carefully outside their house by wellwishers.\n\nOne moving note read: "Poor Trevor. What a terrible way to go. Rest in Peace."\n\nObservers said the incident is more or a less a mirror image of a similar event in America, which made this radio presenter \n\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/3_Jt_g10Jug" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Men injured, gerbil killed as kinky game ignites', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1933-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-10-23 10:09:00', '2015-10-23 10:09:00', '', 1933, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1933-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1939, 1, '2015-10-23 10:09:17', '2015-10-23 10:09:17', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nA lovers\' experiment that went terribly wrong led to two men being severely burnt and the death of their pet gerbil.</b>\r\n\r\nAlex Fletcher-Jones and his partner Benjamin Selfridge had decided to liven up their evening by playing about with the gerbil and a cardboard tube.\r\n\r\n"In hindsight lighting the match was my big mistake, but I was only trying to retrieve the poor gerbil," Mr Fletcher-Jones told startled doctors at the accident and emergency unit at Ipswich hospital.\r\n\r\nMr Fletcher-Jones and Mr Selfridge, both 29 and from Woodbridge in Suffolk, had been rushed by ambulance to the hospital after their kinky game literally exploded.\r\n\r\nBeer salesman Mr Fletcher-Jones added: "I pushed a cardboard tube up Benjo\'s behind and then shoved Trevor -- our gerbil -- inside. After a while I tried to retrieve Trevor but he wouldn\'t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match thinking the light might attract him."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gerbil-tube.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gerbil-tube.jpg" alt="gerbil-tube" width="400" height="283" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1936" /></a></center><center><i>Not so clever, Trevor</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAt a hushed press conference last night, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. He said: "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and flames shot out of the tube, igniting Mr Fletcher-Jones\' hair and severely burning his face.\r\n\r\n"It also set fire to the gerbil\'s fur and whiskers, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine - propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.\r\n\r\n"Mr Fletcher-Jones suffered second-degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the stunned gerbil, while Mr Selfridge suffered first and second-degree burns to his backside and lower intestinal tract.\r\n\r\n"Both men are recovering well - but I\'m afraid Trevor didn\'t make it."\r\n\r\nThe hospital spokesman added: "Perhaps this is a good lesson for people not to experiment too much in the privacy of their own home - and gerbils are certainly better off running about on their wheel in a cage."\r\n\r\nMr Selfridge, a shopkeeper, and Mr Fletcher-Jones refused to comment further to the Suffolk Gazette today. A number of flowers and tributes to Trevor had been placed carefully outside their house by wellwishers.\r\n\r\nOne moving note read: "Poor Trevor. What a terrible way to go. Rest in Peace."\r\n\r\nObservers said the incident is more or a less a mirror image of a similar event in America, which made this radio presenter collapse into fits of laughter. Enjoy... \r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/3_Jt_g10Jug" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Men injured, gerbil killed as kinky game ignites', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1933-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-23 10:09:17', '2015-10-23 10:09:17', '', 1933, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1933-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1940, 1, '2015-10-23 11:16:20', '2015-10-23 11:16:20', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nFollowing news that Manchester United star Bastian Schweinsteiger may sue a toy manufacturer because their Nazi doll looks just like him, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal football manager Mick McCarthy has also called in the lawyers.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman international Schweinsteiger, 31, made the news today because his lawyers are looking at the Hong Kong maker of a WW2 Wehrmacht veteran toy, complete with a swastika-bearing eagle on his uniform, which bears an uncanny resemblance to the footballer. \r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/493821578?et=K2f4KqL5T9B1NP4ICDtCzQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=T8gxay9_-uxQe19UUdrXON14vnDLNn51gtSk-7wA2j0=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/493821578" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The Nazi soldier at the centre of the scandal is even called Bastian</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.400673% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/492143022?et=bQy3KAMJSN9OYFULsgqjoQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=5lgJqTLDnLwaE6eklTqV_zRxQuUBcHtWsDWXYZRJs-I=" width="445" height="327" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/492143022" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bastian Schweinsteiger</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow we can reveal McCarthy is concerned his image rights have been violated - and people may think he is a muppet.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich insider said: "Ipswich are going through a poor run of form at the moment, and Mick heard one or two cynical supporters in the crowd calling him a muppet. When he looked up the word on Google he saw an image of Sam Eagle and saw the similarity too.\r\n\r\n"He will listen to his legal advice before deciding what to do next."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png" alt="mick-mccarthy-muppet" width="500" height="341" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1941" /></a></center><center><i>McCarthy and Sam Eagle</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Mick McCarthy insists he\'s no muppet', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'mick-mccarthy-muppet', '', '', '2015-10-23 11:18:02', '2015-10-23 11:18:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1940', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1942, 1, '2015-10-23 11:10:09', '2015-10-23 11:10:09', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nFollowing news that Manchester United star Bastian Schweinsteiger may sue a toy manufacturer because their Nazi doll looks just like him, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal football manager Mick McCarthy has also called in the lawyers.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman international Schweinsteiger, 31, made the news today because his lawyers are looking at the Hong Kong maker of a WW2 Wehrmacht veteran toy, complete with a swastika-bearing eagle on his uniform, which bears an uncanny resemblance to the footballer. \r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/493821578?et=K2f4KqL5T9B1NP4ICDtCzQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=T8gxay9_-uxQe19UUdrXON14vnDLNn51gtSk-7wA2j0=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/493821578" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The Nazi soldier at the centre of the scandal</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.400673% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/492143022?et=bQy3KAMJSN9OYFULsgqjoQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=5lgJqTLDnLwaE6eklTqV_zRxQuUBcHtWsDWXYZRJs-I=" width="445" height="327" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/492143022" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bastian Schweinsteiger</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow we can reveal McCarthy is concerned his image rights have been violated - and people may think he is a muppet.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich insider said: "Ipswich are going through a poor run of form at the moment, and Mick heard some cycnical supporters calling him a muppet. When he looked up the word on Google he saw an image of Sam Eagle and saw the similarity too.\r\n\r\n"He will listen to his legal advice before deciding what to do next."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png" alt="mick-mccarthy-muppet" width="500" height="341" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1941" /></a></center><center><i>\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Mick McCarthy insists he\'s no muppet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1940-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-23 11:10:09', '2015-10-23 11:10:09', '', 1940, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1940-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1943, 1, '2015-10-23 11:14:56', '2015-10-23 11:14:56', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nFollowing news that Manchester United star Bastian Schweinsteiger may sue a toy manufacturer because their Nazi doll looks just like him, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal football manager Mick McCarthy has also called in the lawyers.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman international Schweinsteiger, 31, made the news today because his lawyers are looking at the Hong Kong maker of a WW2 Wehrmacht veteran toy, complete with a swastika-bearing eagle on his uniform, which bears an uncanny resemblance to the footballer. \r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/493821578?et=K2f4KqL5T9B1NP4ICDtCzQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=T8gxay9_-uxQe19UUdrXON14vnDLNn51gtSk-7wA2j0=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/493821578" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The Nazi soldier at the centre of the scandal</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.400673% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/492143022?et=bQy3KAMJSN9OYFULsgqjoQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=5lgJqTLDnLwaE6eklTqV_zRxQuUBcHtWsDWXYZRJs-I=" width="445" height="327" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/492143022" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bastian Schweinsteiger</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow we can reveal McCarthy is concerned his image rights have been violated - and people may think he is a muppet.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich insider said: "Ipswich are going through a poor run of form at the moment, and Mick heard one or two cycnical supporters in the crowd calling him a muppet. When he looked up the word on Google he saw an image of Sam Eagle and saw the similarity too.\r\n\r\n"He will listen to his legal advice before deciding what to do next."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png" alt="mick-mccarthy-muppet" width="500" height="341" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1941" /></a></center><center><i>McCarthy and Sam Eagle</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Mick McCarthy insists he\'s no muppet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1940-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-23 11:14:56', '2015-10-23 11:14:56', '', 1940, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1940-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1944, 1, '2015-10-23 11:16:04', '2015-10-23 11:16:04', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nFollowing news that Manchester United star Bastian Schweinsteiger may sue a toy manufacturer because their Nazi doll looks just like him, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal football manager Mick McCarthy has also called in the lawyers.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman international Schweinsteiger, 31, made the news today because his lawyers are looking at the Hong Kong maker of a WW2 Wehrmacht veteran toy, complete with a swastika-bearing eagle on his uniform, which bears an uncanny resemblance to the footballer. \r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/493821578?et=K2f4KqL5T9B1NP4ICDtCzQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=T8gxay9_-uxQe19UUdrXON14vnDLNn51gtSk-7wA2j0=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/493821578" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The Nazi soldier at the centre of the scandal</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.400673% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/492143022?et=bQy3KAMJSN9OYFULsgqjoQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=5lgJqTLDnLwaE6eklTqV_zRxQuUBcHtWsDWXYZRJs-I=" width="445" height="327" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/492143022" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bastian Schweinsteiger</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow we can reveal McCarthy is concerned his image rights have been violated - and people may think he is a muppet.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich insider said: "Ipswich are going through a poor run of form at the moment, and Mick heard one or two cynical supporters in the crowd calling him a muppet. When he looked up the word on Google he saw an image of Sam Eagle and saw the similarity too.\r\n\r\n"He will listen to his legal advice before deciding what to do next."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png" alt="mick-mccarthy-muppet" width="500" height="341" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1941" /></a></center><center><i>McCarthy and Sam Eagle</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Mick McCarthy insists he\'s no muppet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1940-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-23 11:16:04', '2015-10-23 11:16:04', '', 1940, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1940-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1945, 1, '2015-10-23 11:17:58', '2015-10-23 11:17:58', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\nConsumer Correspondent\n\nFollowing news that Manchester United star Bastian Schweinsteiger may sue a toy manufacturer because their Nazi doll looks just like him, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal football manager Mick McCarthy has also called in the lawyers.</b>\n\nGerman international Schweinsteiger, 31, made the news today because his lawyers are looking at the Hong Kong maker of a WW2 Wehrmacht veteran toy, complete with a swastika-bearing eagle on his uniform, which bears an uncanny resemblance to the footballer. \n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/493821578?et=K2f4KqL5T9B1NP4ICDtCzQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=T8gxay9_-uxQe19UUdrXON14vnDLNn51gtSk-7wA2j0=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/493821578" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The Nazi soldier at the centre of the scandal is even c</center></i><br><br>\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.400673% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/492143022?et=bQy3KAMJSN9OYFULsgqjoQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=5lgJqTLDnLwaE6eklTqV_zRxQuUBcHtWsDWXYZRJs-I=" width="445" height="327" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/492143022" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bastian Schweinsteiger</center></i><br><br>\n\nNow we can reveal McCarthy is concerned his image rights have been violated - and people may think he is a muppet.\n\nAn Ipswich insider said: "Ipswich are going through a poor run of form at the moment, and Mick heard one or two cynical supporters in the crowd calling him a muppet. When he looked up the word on Google he saw an image of Sam Eagle and saw the similarity too.\n\n"He will listen to his legal advice before deciding what to do next."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png" alt="mick-mccarthy-muppet" width="500" height="341" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1941" /></a></center><center><i>McCarthy and Sam Eagle</center></i><br><br>\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Mick McCarthy insists he\'s no muppet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1940-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-10-23 11:17:58', '2015-10-23 11:17:58', '', 1940, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1940-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1946, 1, '2015-10-23 11:18:02', '2015-10-23 11:18:02', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nFollowing news that Manchester United star Bastian Schweinsteiger may sue a toy manufacturer because their Nazi doll looks just like him, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal football manager Mick McCarthy has also called in the lawyers.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman international Schweinsteiger, 31, made the news today because his lawyers are looking at the Hong Kong maker of a WW2 Wehrmacht veteran toy, complete with a swastika-bearing eagle on his uniform, which bears an uncanny resemblance to the footballer. \r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/493821578?et=K2f4KqL5T9B1NP4ICDtCzQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=T8gxay9_-uxQe19UUdrXON14vnDLNn51gtSk-7wA2j0=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/493821578" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The Nazi soldier at the centre of the scandal is even called Bastian</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:73.400673% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/492143022?et=bQy3KAMJSN9OYFULsgqjoQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=5lgJqTLDnLwaE6eklTqV_zRxQuUBcHtWsDWXYZRJs-I=" width="445" height="327" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/492143022" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bastian Schweinsteiger</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow we can reveal McCarthy is concerned his image rights have been violated - and people may think he is a muppet.\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich insider said: "Ipswich are going through a poor run of form at the moment, and Mick heard one or two cynical supporters in the crowd calling him a muppet. When he looked up the word on Google he saw an image of Sam Eagle and saw the similarity too.\r\n\r\n"He will listen to his legal advice before deciding what to do next."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mick-mccarthy-muppet.png" alt="mick-mccarthy-muppet" width="500" height="341" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1941" /></a></center><center><i>McCarthy and Sam Eagle</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Mick McCarthy insists he\'s no muppet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1940-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-23 11:18:02', '2015-10-23 11:18:02', '', 1940, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1940-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1948, 1, '2015-10-25 20:26:21', '2015-10-25 20:26:21', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk couple had to call a vet to save a tree that got stuck up their cat.</b>\r\n\r\nDan and Jamie Grey, from Witnesham, made the unusual call after their pet cat Alan sat on top of a miniature bonsai tree.\r\n\r\nThe couple called the vet when it became clear that the tree was lodged in a rather unfortunate part of Alan’s anatomy.\r\n\r\n“We bought a few pot plants to brighten the house up,” explained Dan, who works for BT.\r\n\r\n“I put the miniature bonsai on the windowsill. I knew Alan liked sitting there but I thought he’d get the hint and move on. Instead he just sat right on top of it.”\r\n\r\nJamie added: “We thought Alan would just shake the tree off somehow. But it didn’t happen. That bonsai was well and truly stuck.  Alan was dragging it around the garden with him.\r\n\r\n"It was devastating for him. Alan used to be such a confident cat. But it’s difficult to be confident when you’ve got a miniature bonsai tree stuck where the sun doesn’t shine.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/alan-the-cat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/alan-the-cat-540x330.jpg" alt="tree stuck up cat" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1950" /></a></center><center><i>Wood you believe it: Alan had embarrassing encounter with tree</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAfter waiting six days for the tree to become dislodged, the couple decided that it was time to act.\r\n\r\n“First we tried a tree surgeon,” said Dan. “But apparently removing trees from a cat’s backside isn’t the kind of surgery they do.”\r\n\r\nAlan was treated by local vet Jessica Gowers. “In all my time as a veterinarian, I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Jessica, who qualified as a vet two months ago. “Fortunately we were able to save both the cat and the miniature bonsai tree.”\r\n\r\nAlan, six, has now completely recovered from his embarrassing ordeal. “The confidence has come right back,” said Jamie. “He’s so confident that he even attacked a man on a mobility scooter the other day.\r\n\r\n"I couldn’t have been more proud.”\r\n\r\nWhen asked what had happened to the miniature bonsai tree, Dan and Jamie declined to comment.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Tree gets stuck up cat', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'tree-gets-stuck-up-cat', '', '', '2015-10-25 20:28:48', '2015-10-25 20:28:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1948', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1949, 1, '2015-10-25 20:10:52', '2015-10-25 20:10:52', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy James Herriot\r\n\r\nA Suffolk couple had to call a vet to save a tree that got stuck up their cat.</b>\r\n\r\nDan and Jamie Grey, from Witnesham, made the unusual call after their pet cat Alan sat on top of a miniature bonsai tree.\r\n\r\nThe couple called the vet when it became clear that the tree was lodged in a rather unfortunate part of Alan’s anatomy.\r\n\r\n“We bought a few pot plants to brighten the house up,” explained Dan, who works for BT.\r\n\r\n“I put the miniature bonsai on the windowsill. I knew Alan liked sitting there but I thought he’d get the hint and move on. Instead he just sat right on top of it.”\r\n\r\nJamie added: “We thought Alan would just shake the tree off somehow. But it didn’t happen. That bonsai was well and truly stuck.  Alan was dragging it around the garden with him.\r\n\r\n"It was devastating for him. Alan used to be such a confident cat. But it’s difficult to be confident when you’ve got a miniature bonsai tree stuck where the sun doesn’t shine.”\r\n\r\nAfter waiting six days for the tree to become dislodged, the couple decided that it was time to act.\r\n\r\n“First we tried a tree surgeon,” said Dan. “But apparently removing trees from a cat’s backside isn’t the kind of surgery they do.”\r\n\r\nAlan was treated by local vet Jessica Gowers. “In all my time as a veterinarian, I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Jessica, who qualified as a vet two months ago. “Fortunately we were able to save both the cat and the miniature bonsai tree.”\r\n\r\nAlan, six, has now completely recovered from his embarrassing ordeal. “The confidence has come right back,” said Jamie. “He’s so confident that he even attacked a man on a mobility scooter the other day.\r\n\r\n"I couldn’t have been more proud.”\r\n\r\nWhen asked what had happened to the miniature bonsai tree, Dan and Jamie declined to comment.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Tree gets stuck up cat', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1948-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-25 20:10:52', '2015-10-25 20:10:52', '', 1948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1948-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1951, 1, '2015-10-25 20:24:30', '2015-10-25 20:24:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy James Herriot\r\n\r\nA Suffolk couple had to call a vet to save a tree that got stuck up their cat.</b>\r\n\r\nDan and Jamie Grey, from Witnesham, made the unusual call after their pet cat Alan sat on top of a miniature bonsai tree.\r\n\r\nThe couple called the vet when it became clear that the tree was lodged in a rather unfortunate part of Alan’s anatomy.\r\n\r\n“We bought a few pot plants to brighten the house up,” explained Dan, who works for BT.\r\n\r\n“I put the miniature bonsai on the windowsill. I knew Alan liked sitting there but I thought he’d get the hint and move on. Instead he just sat right on top of it.”\r\n\r\nJamie added: “We thought Alan would just shake the tree off somehow. But it didn’t happen. That bonsai was well and truly stuck.  Alan was dragging it around the garden with him.\r\n\r\n"It was devastating for him. Alan used to be such a confident cat. But it’s difficult to be confident when you’ve got a miniature bonsai tree stuck where the sun doesn’t shine.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/alan-the-cat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/alan-the-cat-540x330.jpg" alt="tree stuck up cat" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1950" /></a></center><center><i>Wood you believe it: Alan had embarrassing encounter with tree</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAfter waiting six days for the tree to become dislodged, the couple decided that it was time to act.\r\n\r\n“First we tried a tree surgeon,” said Dan. “But apparently removing trees from a cat’s backside isn’t the kind of surgery they do.”\r\n\r\nAlan, a ginger cat, was treated by local vet Jessica Gowers. “In all my time as a veterinarian, I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Jessica, who qualified as a vet two months ago. “Fortunately we were able to save both the cat and the miniature bonsai tree.”\r\n\r\nAlan, six, has now completely recovered from his embarrassing ordeal. “The confidence has come right back,” said Jamie. “He’s so confident that he even attacked a man on a mobility scooter the other day.\r\n\r\n"I couldn’t have been more proud.”\r\n\r\nWhen asked what had happened to the miniature bonsai tree, Dan and Jamie declined to comment.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Tree gets stuck up cat', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1948-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-25 20:24:30', '2015-10-25 20:24:30', '', 1948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1948-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1952, 1, '2015-10-25 20:26:21', '2015-10-25 20:26:21', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nSuffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk couple had to call a vet to save a tree that got stuck up their cat.</b>\r\n\r\nDan and Jamie Grey, from Witnesham, made the unusual call after their pet cat Alan sat on top of a miniature bonsai tree.\r\n\r\nThe couple called the vet when it became clear that the tree was lodged in a rather unfortunate part of Alan’s anatomy.\r\n\r\n“We bought a few pot plants to brighten the house up,” explained Dan, who works for BT.\r\n\r\n“I put the miniature bonsai on the windowsill. I knew Alan liked sitting there but I thought he’d get the hint and move on. Instead he just sat right on top of it.”\r\n\r\nJamie added: “We thought Alan would just shake the tree off somehow. But it didn’t happen. That bonsai was well and truly stuck.  Alan was dragging it around the garden with him.\r\n\r\n"It was devastating for him. Alan used to be such a confident cat. But it’s difficult to be confident when you’ve got a miniature bonsai tree stuck where the sun doesn’t shine.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/alan-the-cat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/alan-the-cat-540x330.jpg" alt="tree stuck up cat" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1950" /></a></center><center><i>Wood you believe it: Alan had embarrassing encounter with tree</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAfter waiting six days for the tree to become dislodged, the couple decided that it was time to act.\r\n\r\n“First we tried a tree surgeon,” said Dan. “But apparently removing trees from a cat’s backside isn’t the kind of surgery they do.”\r\n\r\nAlan, a ginger cat, was treated by local vet Jessica Gowers. “In all my time as a veterinarian, I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Jessica, who qualified as a vet two months ago. “Fortunately we were able to save both the cat and the miniature bonsai tree.”\r\n\r\nAlan, six, has now completely recovered from his embarrassing ordeal. “The confidence has come right back,” said Jamie. “He’s so confident that he even attacked a man on a mobility scooter the other day.\r\n\r\n"I couldn’t have been more proud.”\r\n\r\nWhen asked what had happened to the miniature bonsai tree, Dan and Jamie declined to comment.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Tree gets stuck up cat', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1948-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-25 20:26:21', '2015-10-25 20:26:21', '', 1948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1948-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1953, 1, '2015-10-25 20:27:09', '2015-10-25 20:27:09', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk couple had to call a vet to save a tree that got stuck up their cat.</b>\r\n\r\nDan and Jamie Grey, from Witnesham, made the unusual call after their pet cat Alan sat on top of a miniature bonsai tree.\r\n\r\nThe couple called the vet when it became clear that the tree was lodged in a rather unfortunate part of Alan’s anatomy.\r\n\r\n“We bought a few pot plants to brighten the house up,” explained Dan, who works for BT.\r\n\r\n“I put the miniature bonsai on the windowsill. I knew Alan liked sitting there but I thought he’d get the hint and move on. Instead he just sat right on top of it.”\r\n\r\nJamie added: “We thought Alan would just shake the tree off somehow. But it didn’t happen. That bonsai was well and truly stuck.  Alan was dragging it around the garden with him.\r\n\r\n"It was devastating for him. Alan used to be such a confident cat. But it’s difficult to be confident when you’ve got a miniature bonsai tree stuck where the sun doesn’t shine.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/alan-the-cat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/alan-the-cat-540x330.jpg" alt="tree stuck up cat" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1950" /></a></center><center><i>Wood you believe it: Alan had embarrassing encounter with tree</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAfter waiting six days for the tree to become dislodged, the couple decided that it was time to act.\r\n\r\n“First we tried a tree surgeon,” said Dan. “But apparently removing trees from a cat’s backside isn’t the kind of surgery they do.”\r\n\r\nAlan, a ginger cat, was treated by local vet Jessica Gowers. “In all my time as a veterinarian, I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Jessica, who qualified as a vet two months ago. “Fortunately we were able to save both the cat and the miniature bonsai tree.”\r\n\r\nAlan, six, has now completely recovered from his embarrassing ordeal. “The confidence has come right back,” said Jamie. “He’s so confident that he even attacked a man on a mobility scooter the other day.\r\n\r\n"I couldn’t have been more proud.”\r\n\r\nWhen asked what had happened to the miniature bonsai tree, Dan and Jamie declined to comment.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Tree gets stuck up cat', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1948-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-25 20:27:09', '2015-10-25 20:27:09', '', 1948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1948-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1954, 1, '2015-10-25 20:28:48', '2015-10-25 20:28:48', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk couple had to call a vet to save a tree that got stuck up their cat.</b>\r\n\r\nDan and Jamie Grey, from Witnesham, made the unusual call after their pet cat Alan sat on top of a miniature bonsai tree.\r\n\r\nThe couple called the vet when it became clear that the tree was lodged in a rather unfortunate part of Alan’s anatomy.\r\n\r\n“We bought a few pot plants to brighten the house up,” explained Dan, who works for BT.\r\n\r\n“I put the miniature bonsai on the windowsill. I knew Alan liked sitting there but I thought he’d get the hint and move on. Instead he just sat right on top of it.”\r\n\r\nJamie added: “We thought Alan would just shake the tree off somehow. But it didn’t happen. That bonsai was well and truly stuck.  Alan was dragging it around the garden with him.\r\n\r\n"It was devastating for him. Alan used to be such a confident cat. But it’s difficult to be confident when you’ve got a miniature bonsai tree stuck where the sun doesn’t shine.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/alan-the-cat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/alan-the-cat-540x330.jpg" alt="tree stuck up cat" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1950" /></a></center><center><i>Wood you believe it: Alan had embarrassing encounter with tree</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAfter waiting six days for the tree to become dislodged, the couple decided that it was time to act.\r\n\r\n“First we tried a tree surgeon,” said Dan. “But apparently removing trees from a cat’s backside isn’t the kind of surgery they do.”\r\n\r\nAlan was treated by local vet Jessica Gowers. “In all my time as a veterinarian, I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Jessica, who qualified as a vet two months ago. “Fortunately we were able to save both the cat and the miniature bonsai tree.”\r\n\r\nAlan, six, has now completely recovered from his embarrassing ordeal. “The confidence has come right back,” said Jamie. “He’s so confident that he even attacked a man on a mobility scooter the other day.\r\n\r\n"I couldn’t have been more proud.”\r\n\r\nWhen asked what had happened to the miniature bonsai tree, Dan and Jamie declined to comment.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Tree gets stuck up cat', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1948-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-25 20:28:48', '2015-10-25 20:28:48', '', 1948, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1948-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1955, 1, '2015-10-27 09:42:53', '2015-10-27 09:42:53', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nHumans are statistically far more likely to die of cancer than inanimate objects such as pencils or lamp shades, a shock new report by the World Health Organisation reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite lack of exercise and not adhering to a healthy eating regime, furniture is also likely to outlive humans who tuck into too many sausages and other processed meats.\r\n\r\nScientists from WHO studied a number of people from different countries and compared their cancer risk to that of objects such as brick walls and pairs of trousers. They concluded that, no matter where you came from, you were far more likely to suffer from cancer at some point in your life than a flat screen television.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/table.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/table.jpg" alt="table" width="300" height="200" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1957" /></a></center><center><i>Healthy: a table growing old yesterday with no issues</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nThe report concludes by stating that, although vegetarians don’t live any longer than people who include meat in their diet, and that they certainly won’t outlive a sideboard, they are far more likely to discuss their strict dietary habits at dinner parties and to be particularly unpleasant companions in a lift.\r\n\r\nA health expert said: "It\'s been a week of health revelations. First we were told eating too much processed meat was likely to give you cancer, and now there is extraordinary news that tables and sideboards are likely to live longer.\r\n\r\n"When you think about it, there are lots of antique furniture shops with stuff in that is hundreds of years old - so it must be true."\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Inanimate objects less likely to get cancer, shock report claims', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'inanimate-objects-cancer', '', '', '2015-10-27 09:42:53', '2015-10-27 09:42:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1955', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1956, 1, '2015-10-27 09:26:03', '2015-10-27 09:26:03', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nHumans are statistically far more likely to die of cancer than inaminate objects such as pencils or lamp shades, a shock new report by the World Health Organisation reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite lack of exercise and not adhering to a healthy eating regime, furniture is also likely to outlive humans who tuck into too many sausages and other processed meats.\r\n\r\nScientists from WHO studied a number of people from different countries and compared their cancer risk to that of objects such as brick walls and pairs of trousers. They concluded that, no matter where you came from, you were far more likely to suffer from cancer at some point in your life than a flat screen television.\r\n\r\nThe report concludes by stating that, although vegetarians don’t live any longer than people who include meat in their diet, and that they certainly won’t outlive a sideboard, they are far more likely to discuss their strict dietary habits at dinner parties and to be particularly unpleasant companions in a lift.\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1955-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-27 09:26:03', '2015-10-27 09:26:03', '', 1955, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1955-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1958, 1, '2015-10-27 09:32:42', '2015-10-27 09:32:42', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nHumans are statistically far more likely to die of cancer than inaminate objects such as pencils or lamp shades, a shock new report by the World Health Organisation reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite lack of exercise and not adhering to a healthy eating regime, furniture is also likely to outlive humans who tuck into too many sausages and other processed meats.\r\n\r\nScientists from WHO studied a number of people from different countries and compared their cancer risk to that of objects such as brick walls and pairs of trousers. They concluded that, no matter where you came from, you were far more likely to suffer from cancer at some point in your life than a flat screen television.\r\n\r\nThe report concludes by stating that, although vegetarians don’t live any longer than people who include meat in their diet, and that they certainly won’t outlive a sideboard, they are far more likely to discuss their strict dietary habits at dinner parties and to be particularly unpleasant companions in a lift.\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Inanimate objects less likely to get cancerm shock report claims', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1955-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-27 09:32:42', '2015-10-27 09:32:42', '', 1955, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1955-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1959, 1, '2015-10-27 09:33:23', '2015-10-27 09:33:23', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nHumans are statistically far more likely to die of cancer than inaminate objects such as pencils or lamp shades, a shock new report by the World Health Organisation reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite lack of exercise and not adhering to a healthy eating regime, furniture is also likely to outlive humans who tuck into too many sausages and other processed meats.\r\n\r\nScientists from WHO studied a number of people from different countries and compared their cancer risk to that of objects such as brick walls and pairs of trousers. They concluded that, no matter where you came from, you were far more likely to suffer from cancer at some point in your life than a flat screen television.\r\n\r\nThe report concludes by stating that, although vegetarians don’t live any longer than people who include meat in their diet, and that they certainly won’t outlive a sideboard, they are far more likely to discuss their strict dietary habits at dinner parties and to be particularly unpleasant companions in a lift.\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Inanimate objects less likely to get cancer, shock report claims', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1955-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-27 09:33:23', '2015-10-27 09:33:23', '', 1955, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1955-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1960, 1, '2015-10-27 09:42:17', '2015-10-27 09:42:17', '<b>By Phil Ward\r\nHealth Correspondent\r\n\r\nHumans are statistically far more likely to die of cancer than inanimate objects such as pencils or lamp shades, a shock new report by the World Health Organisation reveals.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite lack of exercise and not adhering to a healthy eating regime, furniture is also likely to outlive humans who tuck into too many sausages and other processed meats.\r\n\r\nScientists from WHO studied a number of people from different countries and compared their cancer risk to that of objects such as brick walls and pairs of trousers. They concluded that, no matter where you came from, you were far more likely to suffer from cancer at some point in your life than a flat screen television.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/table.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/table.jpg" alt="table" width="300" height="200" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1957" /></a></center><center><i>Healthy: a table growing old yesterday with no issues</center></i><br><br> \r\n\r\nThe report concludes by stating that, although vegetarians don’t live any longer than people who include meat in their diet, and that they certainly won’t outlive a sideboard, they are far more likely to discuss their strict dietary habits at dinner parties and to be particularly unpleasant companions in a lift.\r\n\r\nA health expert said: "It\'s been a week of health revelations. First we were told eating too much processed meat was likely to give you cancer, and now there is extraordinary news that tables and sideboards are likely to live longer.\r\n\r\n"When you think about it, there are lots of antique furniture shops with stuff in that is hundreds of years old - so it must be true."\r\n\r\n<i>To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Inanimate objects less likely to get cancer, shock report claims', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1955-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-27 09:42:17', '2015-10-27 09:42:17', '', 1955, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1955-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1961, 1, '2015-10-27 10:12:20', '2015-10-27 10:12:20', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe world premier of the new James Bond film Trectre will be screened tonight in a lavish event at a Wickham Market cinema.</b>\r\n\r\nFans and the world\'s media will flock to the rural Suffolk town to see stars including Daniel Craig and his beautiful screen love interest, an older red tractor.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre-540x330.jpg" alt="Trectre James Bond" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1962" /></a></center><center><i>The Trectre film posters erected around Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe plot of the high-budget new Bond release has been kept a closely guarded secret.\r\n\r\nBut studio insiders have told the Suffolk Gazette it involves an evil crime lord who is intent on holding the world to ransom by destroying root vegetable crops across East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"This the best Bond movie yet," he said. "It is packed full of thrilling scenes, including a sensational chase sequence in which Bond takes out three cars and a helicopter using nothing more than his 1960s vintage Massey Ferguson tractor.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Emotional character\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Daniel Craig plays tractor-driving Bond brilliantly. He shows more of his raw emotional character which we first saw in Skyfall."\r\n\r\nThe Glitzy Ritz cinema in Wickham Market High Street was thrilled to be chosen for the Trectre premier.\r\n\r\nManager Ron Blofeld said: "It\'s going to be a fantastic evening which will put Wickham Market on the map. The locals are really looking forward to it, and hope Mr Craig enjoys his time here."\r\n\r\nMany of the Trectre scenes were filmed on location in rural north Suffolk, and tourist bosses expect an influx of curious visitors to the region as a result.\r\n\r\n<i>(Hat tip to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/CSI-Plumbridge-127739297266987/" target="_blank">CSI Plumbridge</a>)</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'James Bond film Trectre premiers in Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'james-bond-film-trectre', '', '', '2015-10-27 10:52:48', '2015-10-27 10:52:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1961', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1963, 1, '2015-10-27 10:09:25', '2015-10-27 10:09:25', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe world premier of the new James Bond film Trectre will be screened tonight in a lavish event at a Wickham Market cinema.</b>\r\n\r\nFans and the world\'s media will flock to the rural Suffolk town to see stars including Daniel Craig and his beautiful screen love interest, an older red tractor.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre-540x330.jpg" alt="Trectre James Bond" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1962" /></a></center><center><i>The Trectre film posters erected around Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe plot of the high-budget new Bond release has been kept a closely-guarded secret.\r\n\r\nBut insiders have told the Suffolk Gazette it involves an evil crime lord who is intent on holding the world to ransome by destroying root vegetable crops across East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"This the best Bond movie yet," he said. "It is packed full of thrilling scenes, including a sensational chase sequence in which Bond takes out three cars and a helicopter using nothing more than his 1960s vintage Massey Ferguson tractor.\r\n\r\n"Daniel Craig plays tractor-driving Bond brilliantly. He shows more of his raw emotional character which we first saw in Skyfall."\r\n\r\nThe Glitzy Ritz cinema in Wickham Market High Street was thrilled to be chosen to be the first to screen Trectre.\r\n\r\nManager Barry Gledhill said: "It\'s going to be a fantastic evening which will put Wickham Market on the map. The locals are really looking forward to it, and hope Mr Craig enjoys his time here."\r\n\r\nMany of the Trectre scenes were filmed on location in rural north Suffolk. Tourist bosses expect an influx of curious visitors to the region as a result.\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'James Bond film Trectre premiers in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1961-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-27 10:09:25', '2015-10-27 10:09:25', '', 1961, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1961-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1964, 1, '2015-10-27 10:12:20', '2015-10-27 10:12:20', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe world premier of the new James Bond film Trectre will be screened tonight in a lavish event at a Wickham Market cinema.</b>\r\n\r\nFans and the world\'s media will flock to the rural Suffolk town to see stars including Daniel Craig and his beautiful screen love interest, an older red tractor.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre-540x330.jpg" alt="Trectre James Bond" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1962" /></a></center><center><i>The Trectre film posters erected around Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe plot of the high-budget new Bond release has been kept a closely guarded secret.\r\n\r\nBut studio insiders have told the Suffolk Gazette it involves an evil crime lord who is intent on holding the world to ransom by destroying root vegetable crops across East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"This the best Bond movie yet," he said. "It is packed full of thrilling scenes, including a sensational chase sequence in which Bond takes out three cars and a helicopter using nothing more than his 1960s vintage Massey Ferguson tractor.\r\n\r\n"Daniel Craig plays tractor-driving Bond brilliantly. He shows more of his raw emotional character which we first saw in Skyfall."\r\n\r\nThe Glitzy Ritz cinema in Wickham Market High Street was thrilled to be chosen for the Trectre premier.\r\n\r\nManager Barry Gledhill said: "It\'s going to be a fantastic evening which will put Wickham Market on the map. The locals are really looking forward to it, and hope Mr Craig enjoys his time here."\r\n\r\nMany of the Trectre scenes were filmed on location in rural north Suffolk, and tourist bosses expect an influx of curious visitors to the region as a result.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'James Bond film Trectre premiers in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1961-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-27 10:12:20', '2015-10-27 10:12:20', '', 1961, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1961-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1965, 1, '2015-10-27 10:13:53', '2015-10-27 10:13:53', '<b>By Arthur Pint\nEntertainment Editor\n\nThe world premier of the new James Bond film Trectre will be screened tonight in a lavish event at a Wickham Market cinema.</b>\n\nFans and the world\'s media will flock to the rural Suffolk town to see stars including Daniel Craig and his beautiful screen love interest, an older red tractor.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre-540x330.jpg" alt="Trectre James Bond" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1962" /></a></center><center><i>The Trectre film posters erected around Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe plot of the high-budget new Bond release has been kept a closely guarded secret.\n\nBut studio insiders have told the Suffolk Gazette it involves an evil crime lord who is intent on holding the world to ransom by destroying root vegetable crops across East Anglia.\n\n"This the best Bond movie yet," he said. "It is packed full of thrilling scenes, including a sensational chase sequence in which Bond takes out three cars and a helicopter using nothing more than his 1960s vintage Massey Ferguson tractor.\n\n<b>\n\n"Daniel Craig plays tractor-driving Bond brilliantly. He shows more of his raw emotional character which we first saw in Skyfall."\n\nThe Glitzy Ritz cinema in Wickham Market High Street was thrilled to be chosen for the Trectre premier.\n\nManager Barry Gledhill said: "It\'s going to be a fantastic evening which will put Wickham Market on the map. The locals are really looking forward to it, and hope Mr Craig enjoys his time here."\n\nMany of the Trectre scenes were filmed on location in rural north Suffolk, and tourist bosses expect an influx of curious visitors to the region as a result.\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'James Bond film Trectre premiers in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1961-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-10-27 10:13:53', '2015-10-27 10:13:53', '', 1961, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1961-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1966, 1, '2015-10-27 10:14:07', '2015-10-27 10:14:07', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe world premier of the new James Bond film Trectre will be screened tonight in a lavish event at a Wickham Market cinema.</b>\r\n\r\nFans and the world\'s media will flock to the rural Suffolk town to see stars including Daniel Craig and his beautiful screen love interest, an older red tractor.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre-540x330.jpg" alt="Trectre James Bond" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1962" /></a></center><center><i>The Trectre film posters erected around Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe plot of the high-budget new Bond release has been kept a closely guarded secret.\r\n\r\nBut studio insiders have told the Suffolk Gazette it involves an evil crime lord who is intent on holding the world to ransom by destroying root vegetable crops across East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"This the best Bond movie yet," he said. "It is packed full of thrilling scenes, including a sensational chase sequence in which Bond takes out three cars and a helicopter using nothing more than his 1960s vintage Massey Ferguson tractor.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Emotional character\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Daniel Craig plays tractor-driving Bond brilliantly. He shows more of his raw emotional character which we first saw in Skyfall."\r\n\r\nThe Glitzy Ritz cinema in Wickham Market High Street was thrilled to be chosen for the Trectre premier.\r\n\r\nManager Barry Gledhill said: "It\'s going to be a fantastic evening which will put Wickham Market on the map. The locals are really looking forward to it, and hope Mr Craig enjoys his time here."\r\n\r\nMany of the Trectre scenes were filmed on location in rural north Suffolk, and tourist bosses expect an influx of curious visitors to the region as a result.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'James Bond film Trectre premiers in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1961-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-27 10:14:07', '2015-10-27 10:14:07', '', 1961, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1961-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1967, 1, '2015-10-27 10:17:20', '2015-10-27 10:17:20', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe world premier of the new James Bond film Trectre will be screened tonight in a lavish event at a Wickham Market cinema.</b>\r\n\r\nFans and the world\'s media will flock to the rural Suffolk town to see stars including Daniel Craig and his beautiful screen love interest, an older red tractor.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre-540x330.jpg" alt="Trectre James Bond" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1962" /></a></center><center><i>The Trectre film posters erected around Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe plot of the high-budget new Bond release has been kept a closely guarded secret.\r\n\r\nBut studio insiders have told the Suffolk Gazette it involves an evil crime lord who is intent on holding the world to ransom by destroying root vegetable crops across East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"This the best Bond movie yet," he said. "It is packed full of thrilling scenes, including a sensational chase sequence in which Bond takes out three cars and a helicopter using nothing more than his 1960s vintage Massey Ferguson tractor.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Emotional character\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Daniel Craig plays tractor-driving Bond brilliantly. He shows more of his raw emotional character which we first saw in Skyfall."\r\n\r\nThe Glitzy Ritz cinema in Wickham Market High Street was thrilled to be chosen for the Trectre premier.\r\n\r\nManager Ron Blofeld said: "It\'s going to be a fantastic evening which will put Wickham Market on the map. The locals are really looking forward to it, and hope Mr Craig enjoys his time here."\r\n\r\nMany of the Trectre scenes were filmed on location in rural north Suffolk, and tourist bosses expect an influx of curious visitors to the region as a result.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'James Bond film Trectre premiers in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1961-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-27 10:17:20', '2015-10-27 10:17:20', '', 1961, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1961-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1968, 1, '2015-10-27 10:31:56', '2015-10-27 10:31:56', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe world premier of the new James Bond film Trectre will be screened tonight in a lavish event at a Wickham Market cinema.</b>\r\n\r\nFans and the world\'s media will flock to the rural Suffolk town to see stars including Daniel Craig and his beautiful screen love interest, an older red tractor.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre-540x330.jpg" alt="Trectre James Bond" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1962" /></a></center><center><i>The Trectre film posters erected around Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe plot of the high-budget new Bond release has been kept a closely guarded secret.\r\n\r\nBut studio insiders have told the Suffolk Gazette it involves an evil crime lord who is intent on holding the world to ransom by destroying root vegetable crops across East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"This the best Bond movie yet," he said. "It is packed full of thrilling scenes, including a sensational chase sequence in which Bond takes out three cars and a helicopter using nothing more than his 1960s vintage Massey Ferguson tractor.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Emotional character\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Daniel Craig plays tractor-driving Bond brilliantly. He shows more of his raw emotional character which we first saw in Skyfall."\r\n\r\nThe Glitzy Ritz cinema in Wickham Market High Street was thrilled to be chosen for the Trectre premier.\r\n\r\nManager Ron Blofeld said: "It\'s going to be a fantastic evening which will put Wickham Market on the map. The locals are really looking forward to it, and hope Mr Craig enjoys his time here."\r\n\r\nMany of the Trectre scenes were filmed on location in rural north Suffolk, and tourist bosses expect an influx of curious visitors to the region as a result.\r\n\r\n<i>Hat tip to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/CSI-Plumbridge-127739297266987/" target="_blank">CSI Plumbridge</a></i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'James Bond film Trectre premiers in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1961-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-27 10:31:56', '2015-10-27 10:31:56', '', 1961, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1961-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1969, 1, '2015-10-27 10:52:48', '2015-10-27 10:52:48', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe world premier of the new James Bond film Trectre will be screened tonight in a lavish event at a Wickham Market cinema.</b>\r\n\r\nFans and the world\'s media will flock to the rural Suffolk town to see stars including Daniel Craig and his beautiful screen love interest, an older red tractor.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trectre-540x330.jpg" alt="Trectre James Bond" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1962" /></a></center><center><i>The Trectre film posters erected around Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe plot of the high-budget new Bond release has been kept a closely guarded secret.\r\n\r\nBut studio insiders have told the Suffolk Gazette it involves an evil crime lord who is intent on holding the world to ransom by destroying root vegetable crops across East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"This the best Bond movie yet," he said. "It is packed full of thrilling scenes, including a sensational chase sequence in which Bond takes out three cars and a helicopter using nothing more than his 1960s vintage Massey Ferguson tractor.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Emotional character\'</b>\r\n\r\n"Daniel Craig plays tractor-driving Bond brilliantly. He shows more of his raw emotional character which we first saw in Skyfall."\r\n\r\nThe Glitzy Ritz cinema in Wickham Market High Street was thrilled to be chosen for the Trectre premier.\r\n\r\nManager Ron Blofeld said: "It\'s going to be a fantastic evening which will put Wickham Market on the map. The locals are really looking forward to it, and hope Mr Craig enjoys his time here."\r\n\r\nMany of the Trectre scenes were filmed on location in rural north Suffolk, and tourist bosses expect an influx of curious visitors to the region as a result.\r\n\r\n<i>(Hat tip to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/CSI-Plumbridge-127739297266987/" target="_blank">CSI Plumbridge</a>)</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'James Bond film Trectre premiers in Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1961-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-27 10:52:48', '2015-10-27 10:52:48', '', 1961, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1961-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1970, 1, '2015-10-28 08:41:54', '2015-10-28 08:41:54', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich insist they can now concentrate on getting relegated after crashing out of the League Cup.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries lost on penalties at Everton to dismiss fears a cup run would be a distraction  from their goal of dropping back to the Championship.\r\n\r\nAlex Neil\'s team is currently on a brilliant winless Premier League run going back to the start of September.\r\n\r\nBut the players gave fans an early Halloween fright by taking Everton to extra time.\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk side then held out for 30 minutes and heart-stopping penalties before missing from the spot to ensure the right result.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: \'We can now concentrate on our relegation campaign, which is going so well.\r\n\r\n"A run in the League Cup would turn the players and fans\' heads. Now is the time to stick together and concentrate on our main aim."\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith wants a quick return to the Championship so they can have a realistic chance of winning football matches again.\r\n\r\nBut hopes of being able to face East Anglian rivals Ipswich are looking bleak because the troubled Tractor Boys are appear to be heading for League One.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Cup exit lets Norwich focus on relegation', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-focus-on-relegation', '', '', '2015-10-29 08:33:05', '2015-10-29 08:33:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1970', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1971, 1, '2015-10-28 08:39:12', '2015-10-28 08:39:12', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Manik Bin Man\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich insist they can now concentrate on getting relegated after crashing out of the League Cup.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries lost on penalties at Everton to dismiss fears a cup run would be a distraction  from their goal of dropping back to the Championship.\r\n\r\nAlex Neil\'s team is currently on a brilliant winless Premier League run going back to the start of September.\r\n\r\nBut the players gave fans an early Halloween fright by taking Everton to extra time.\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk side then held out for 30 minutes and heart-stopping penalties before missing from the spot to ensure the right result.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: \'We can now concentrate on our relegation campaign, which is going so well.\r\n\r\n"A run in the League Cup would turn the players and fans\' heads. Now is the time to stick together and concentrate on our main aim."\r\n\r\nNorwich want a quick return to the Championship so they can have a realistic chance of winning football matches again.\r\n\r\nBut hopes of being able to face East Anglian rivals Ipswich are looking bleak because the troubled Tractor Boys are appear to be heading for League One.', 'Cup exit lets Norwich focus on relegation', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1970-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-28 08:39:12', '2015-10-28 08:39:12', '', 1970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1972, 1, '2015-10-28 08:43:08', '2015-10-28 08:43:08', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Manik Bin Man\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich insist they can now concentrate on getting relegated after crashing out of the League Cup.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries lost on penalties at Everton to dismiss fears a cup run would be a distraction  from their goal of dropping back to the Championship.\r\n\r\nAlex Neil\'s team is currently on a brilliant winless Premier League run going back to the start of September.\r\n\r\nBut the players gave fans an early Halloween fright by taking Everton to extra time.\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk side then held out for 30 minutes and heart-stopping penalties before missing from the spot to ensure the right result.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: \'We can now concentrate on our relegation campaign, which is going so well.\r\n\r\n"A run in the League Cup would turn the players and fans\' heads. Now is the time to stick together and concentrate on our main aim."\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith wants a quick return to the Championship so they can have a realistic chance of winning football matches again.\r\n\r\nBut hopes of being able to face East Anglian rivals Ipswich are looking bleak because the troubled Tractor Boys are appear to be heading for League One.', 'Cup exit lets Norwich focus on relegation', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1970-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-28 08:43:08', '2015-10-28 08:43:08', '', 1970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1973, 1, '2015-10-29 08:33:05', '2015-10-29 08:33:05', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich insist they can now concentrate on getting relegated after crashing out of the League Cup.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Canaries lost on penalties at Everton to dismiss fears a cup run would be a distraction  from their goal of dropping back to the Championship.\r\n\r\nAlex Neil\'s team is currently on a brilliant winless Premier League run going back to the start of September.\r\n\r\nBut the players gave fans an early Halloween fright by taking Everton to extra time.\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk side then held out for 30 minutes and heart-stopping penalties before missing from the spot to ensure the right result.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: \'We can now concentrate on our relegation campaign, which is going so well.\r\n\r\n"A run in the League Cup would turn the players and fans\' heads. Now is the time to stick together and concentrate on our main aim."\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith wants a quick return to the Championship so they can have a realistic chance of winning football matches again.\r\n\r\nBut hopes of being able to face East Anglian rivals Ipswich are looking bleak because the troubled Tractor Boys are appear to be heading for League One.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Cup exit lets Norwich focus on relegation', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1970-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 08:33:05', '2015-10-29 08:33:05', '', 1970, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1970-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1974, 1, '2015-10-29 09:18:56', '2015-10-29 09:18:56', '<strong>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</strong>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its pilots.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroner\'s Court heard Mr Muller died a terrible death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimmer - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell-by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller, an electrician from Bury St Edmunds, had to strip to his boxer shorts and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/baths-getting-smaller/">lay in the bath</a> for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\n<h2>Changing a barrel</h2>\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Jeremy Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstairs for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the jukebox at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when the customer rolled up his sleeve and put his arm in the bath, only to find poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-e1446110207773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-540x330.jpg" alt="baked-beans" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1979" /></a>\r\n\r\nCoroner Fisher told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post-mortem revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\r\n\r\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\r\n\r\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort from the fact that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits of endurance.\r\n\r\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\r\n\r\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely and lively character.\r\n\r\n"He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'man-drowned-bath-baked-beans', '', '', '2018-06-01 08:56:59', '2018-06-01 08:56:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1974', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1975, 1, '2015-10-29 08:36:12', '2015-10-29 08:36:12', '<b>A charity fundraiser drowned in a bath full of baked beans, an inquest heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking outside the court, neighbour Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame. He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 08:36:12', '2015-10-29 08:36:12', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1976, 1, '2015-10-29 09:00:01', '2015-10-29 09:00:01', '<b>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its crew.\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroners Court heard Mr Muller died an agonising death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Charles Gaskin was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimming - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller had to strip to his boxers and lay in the bath for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Simon Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstair for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the juke box at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when they found poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nSpeaking outside the court, neighbour Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame. He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man drowns in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 09:00:01', '2015-10-29 09:00:01', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1977, 1, '2015-10-29 09:09:15', '2015-10-29 09:09:15', '<b>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its crew.\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroners Court heard Mr Muller died an agonising death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Charles Gaskin was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimming - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller, an electrician, had to strip to his boxer shorts and lay in the bath for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Simon Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstair for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the juke box at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when they found poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\nCoroner Gaskin told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post mortem had revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\r\n\r\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\r\n\r\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits.\r\n\r\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\r\n\r\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely man. He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 09:09:15', '2015-10-29 09:09:15', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1978, 1, '2015-10-29 09:14:21', '2015-10-29 09:14:21', '<b>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its crew.\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroner\'s Court heard Mr Muller died a terrible death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Charles Gaskin was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimming - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller, an electrician, had to strip to his boxer shorts and lay in the bath for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Simon Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstairs for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the juke box at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when he rolled up his sleeve and put his arm in the bath, only to find poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\nCoroner Gaskin told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post-mortem revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\r\n\r\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\r\n\r\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits.\r\n\r\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\r\n\r\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely and lively character.\r\n\r\n"He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 09:14:21', '2015-10-29 09:14:21', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1980, 1, '2015-10-29 09:18:31', '2015-10-29 09:18:31', '<b>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its crew.\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroner\'s Court heard Mr Muller died a terrible death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Charles Gaskin was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimming - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller, an electrician, had to strip to his boxer shorts and lay in the bath for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Simon Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstairs for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the juke box at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when he rolled up his sleeve and put his arm in the bath, only to find poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-e1446110207773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-540x330.jpg" alt="baked-beans" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1979" /></a></center><center><i>Silent but deadly: baked beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCoroner Gaskin told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post-mortem revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\r\n\r\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\r\n\r\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits.\r\n\r\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\r\n\r\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely and lively character.\r\n\r\n"He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 09:18:31', '2015-10-29 09:18:31', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1981, 1, '2015-10-29 09:19:28', '2015-10-29 09:19:28', '<b>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its crew.\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroner\'s Court heard Mr Muller died a terrible death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Charles Gaskin was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimming - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell-by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller, an electrician, had to strip to his boxer shorts and lay in the bath for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Simon Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstairs for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the jukebox at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when he rolled up his sleeve and put his arm in the bath, only to find poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-e1446110207773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-540x330.jpg" alt="baked-beans" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1979" /></a></center><center><i>Silent but deadly: baked beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCoroner Gaskin told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post-mortem revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\r\n\r\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\r\n\r\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits.\r\n\r\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\r\n\r\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely and lively character.\r\n\r\n"He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 09:19:28', '2015-10-29 09:19:28', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1982, 1, '2015-10-29 09:20:47', '2015-10-29 09:20:47', '<b>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its pilots.\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroner\'s Court heard Mr Muller died a terrible death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Charles Gaskin was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimming - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell-by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller, an electrician, had to strip to his boxer shorts and lay in the bath for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Simon Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstairs for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the jukebox at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when he rolled up his sleeve and put his arm in the bath, only to find poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-e1446110207773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-540x330.jpg" alt="baked-beans" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1979" /></a></center><center><i>Silent but deadly: baked beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCoroner Gaskin told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post-mortem revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\r\n\r\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\r\n\r\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits.\r\n\r\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\r\n\r\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely and lively character.\r\n\r\n"He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 09:20:47', '2015-10-29 09:20:47', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1983, 1, '2018-06-01 08:56:04', '2018-06-01 08:56:04', '<strong>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</strong>\n\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its pilots.\n\n\n\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroner\'s Court heard Mr Muller died a terrible death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\n\nCoroner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimmer - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell-by date.\n\nMr Muller, an electrician from Bury St Edmunds, had to strip to his boxer shorts and lay in the bath for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\n\n<h2>Changing a barrel</h2>\n\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Jeremy Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\n\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstairs for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\n\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the jukebox at the time.\n\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when the customer rolled up his sleeve and put his arm in the bath, only to find poor Heinz in there."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-e1446110207773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-540x330.jpg" alt="baked-beans" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1979" /></a>\n\nCoroner Fisher told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post-mortem revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\n\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\n\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort from the fact that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits of endurance.\n\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\n\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely and lively character.\n\n"He was so full of beans."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-06-01 08:56:04', '2018-06-01 08:56:04', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1984, 1, '2015-10-29 09:22:45', '2015-10-29 09:22:45', '<b>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its pilots.\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroner\'s Court heard Mr Muller died a terrible death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Charles Gaskin was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimming - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell-by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller, an electrician, had to strip to his boxer shorts and lay in the bath for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Simon Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstairs for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the jukebox at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when he rolled up his sleeve and put his arm in the bath, only to find poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-e1446110207773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-540x330.jpg" alt="baked-beans" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1979" /></a></center><center><i>Silent but deadly: baked beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCoroner Gaskin told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post-mortem revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\r\n\r\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\r\n\r\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort from the fact that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits.\r\n\r\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\r\n\r\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely and lively character.\r\n\r\n"He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 09:22:45', '2015-10-29 09:22:45', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1985, 1, '2015-10-29 09:23:07', '2015-10-29 09:23:07', '<b>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its pilots.\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroner\'s Court heard Mr Muller died a terrible death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Charles Gaskin was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimming - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell-by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller, an electrician, had to strip to his boxer shorts and lay in the bath for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Simon Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstairs for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the jukebox at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when he rolled up his sleeve and put his arm in the bath, only to find poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-e1446110207773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-540x330.jpg" alt="baked-beans" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1979" /></a></center><center><i>Silent but deadly: baked beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCoroner Gaskin told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post-mortem revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\r\n\r\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\r\n\r\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort from the fact that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits of endurance.\r\n\r\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\r\n\r\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely and lively character.\r\n\r\n"He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 09:23:07', '2015-10-29 09:23:07', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1986, 1, '2015-10-29 09:23:56', '2015-10-29 09:23:56', '<b>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its pilots.\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroner\'s Court heard Mr Muller died a terrible death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Charles Gaskin was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimming - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell-by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller, an electrician from Bury St Edmunds, had to strip to his boxer shorts and lay in the bath for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Simon Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstairs for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the jukebox at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when he rolled up his sleeve and put his arm in the bath, only to find poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-e1446110207773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-540x330.jpg" alt="baked-beans" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1979" /></a></center><center><i>Silent but deadly: baked beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCoroner Gaskin told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post-mortem revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\r\n\r\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\r\n\r\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort from the fact that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits of endurance.\r\n\r\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\r\n\r\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely and lively character.\r\n\r\n"He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 09:23:56', '2015-10-29 09:23:56', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1987, 1, '2015-10-29 09:51:48', '2015-10-29 09:51:48', '<b>A man drowned in a bath full of baked beans while raising money for Prince William\'s air ambulance service, an inquest heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nGerman Heinz Muller, who has lived in Suffolk most of his life, wanted to raise £300 for the East Anglian Air Ambulance, which currently boasts Prince William as one of its pilots.\r\n\r\nBut an inquest at Ipswich Coroner\'s Court heard Mr Muller died a terrible death when the charity stunt in a village pub near Ixworth went tragically wrong.\r\n\r\nCoroner Charles Gaskin was told an old iron bath had been placed in the public bar at the Dog and Duck pub in Little Brimming - and filled with 500 tins of baked beans, which were donated by a local supermarket because they were passed the sell-by date.\r\n\r\nMr Muller, an electrician from Bury St Edmunds, had to strip to his boxer shorts and lay in the bath for 24 hours in order to raise cash for the air ambulance, which provides fast-response emergency cover across East Anglia.\r\n\r\n<b>Changing a barrel</b>\r\n\r\nBut at 4.30pm on Friday, October 9, while the landlord Simon Youngman was in the cellar changing a barrel, Mr Muller, 36, fell asleep and drowned.\r\n\r\nMr Youngman told the hushed inquest: "I was only downstairs for a few minutes. When I got back to the bar, I could not see Heinz in the bath. I assumed he must have given up and got out, or perhaps he was in the lavatory.\r\n\r\n"Thinking back now it was all very ironic, because I remember Don\'t Leave Me This Way by the Communards was playing on the jukebox at the time.\r\n\r\n"He was still missing at 8pm when the bar was very busy. Then one of the regulars thought to check the actual bath. It was terribly distressing when he rolled up his sleeve and put his arm in the bath, only to find poor Heinz in there."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-e1446110207773.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/baked-beans-540x330.jpg" alt="baked-beans" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1979" /></a></center><center><i>Silent but deadly: baked beans</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCoroner Gaskin told the inquest, which was attended by Mr Muller\'s wife Deborah, that a post-mortem revealed Mr Muller had died from drowning, and that his body showed no signs of physical injury.\r\n\r\nGiving a verdict of "misadventure", the coroner said: "The pathologist report concludes he must have fallen asleep and simply slipped silently under the beans and sauce.\r\n\r\n"I hope Mr Muller\'s family can draw some comfort from the fact that his death will be a warning to other charity fund-raisers not to push themselves to the limits of endurance.\r\n\r\n"And also of course they must be pleased that a JustGiving page set up on the internet for his stunt has since raised £4,500, far more than the £300 he was hoping for."\r\n\r\nMrs Muller was too upset to speak to the Suffolk Gazette outside the court, but neighbour and family friend Jack Bentley said: "It\'s such a terrible shame because Heinz was a lovely and lively character.\r\n\r\n"He was so full of beans."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man drowned in a bath full of baked beans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1974-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-29 09:51:48', '2015-10-29 09:51:48', '', 1974, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1974-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1988, 1, '2015-10-30 09:25:25', '2015-10-30 09:25:25', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA horrific Halloween mask made in Norfolk has been banned by watchdogs because it is too terrifying for youngsters.</b>\r\n\r\nThe ghoulish disguise depicts a hideous old woman who has apparently just crawled out of a grave wearing a disgusting yellow and green scarf.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:393px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=H8LZZPT4QTxgw5OmEdJN0w&viewMoreLink=on&sig=-i2Q6LQYRCfOKhbuuLvpTKt7VRf1LK5WoB_slBKFRAE=" width="393" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Scary: Norfolk Halloween mask cooked up a storm</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk trading standards said the nightmarish mask, which was made by a sweat shop in Carrow Road, Norwich had been on the shelves of leading supermarkets across the region for only a few days before complaints came flooding in.\r\n\r\n"We had a record number of calls. Young children were loving the disguises featuring festering zombies or bloodied chainsaw murderers, but when they saw this mask made in Norfolk they shrieked, burst into tears and hid behind their parents.\r\n\r\n"Many concerned shoppers got in touch to say the costume was a step too far, and should be sold under the counter to adults only.\r\n\r\n"As a result we demanded the shelves be cleared, and happily the stores have agreed."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the manufacturers, Delia Smith Enterprises, refused to comment. But an insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "If you think the mask is bad, wait until you see our special 2016 topless calendar."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Hideous Norfolk Halloween mask banned', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-halloween-mask', '', '', '2015-10-30 09:25:25', '2015-10-30 09:25:25', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1988', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1990, 1, '2015-10-30 09:22:51', '2015-10-30 09:22:51', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA disgraceful Halloween mask made in Norfolk has been banned by watchdogs because it is too terrifying for youngsters.</b>\r\n\r\nThe ghoulish disguise depicts a hideous old woman who has apparently just crawled out of a grave wearing a disgusting yellow and green scarf.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:393px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=H8LZZPT4QTxgw5OmEdJN0w&viewMoreLink=on&sig=-i2Q6LQYRCfOKhbuuLvpTKt7VRf1LK5WoB_slBKFRAE=" width="393" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Scary: Norfolk Halloween mask cooked up a storm</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk trading standards said the offending mask, which was made by a sweat shop in the slum area of Norwich around Carrow Road, had been on the shelves of leading supermarkets across the region for only a few days before complaints came flooding in.\r\n\r\n"We had a record number of calls. Young children were loving the disguises featuring festering zombies or bloodied chainsaw murderers, but when they saw this mask made in Norfolk they shrieked, burst into tears and hid behind their parents.\r\n\r\n"Many concerned shoppers got in touch to say the costume was a step too far, and should be sold under the counter to adults only.\r\n\r\n"As a result we demanded the shelves be cleared, and happily the stores have agreed."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the manufacturers, Delia Smith Enterprises, refused to comment. But an insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "If you think the mask is bad, wait until you see our special 2016 topless calendar."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Hideous Norfolk Halloween mask banned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1988-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-30 09:22:51', '2015-10-30 09:22:51', '', 1988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1991, 1, '2015-10-30 09:25:25', '2015-10-30 09:25:25', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nA horrific Halloween mask made in Norfolk has been banned by watchdogs because it is too terrifying for youngsters.</b>\r\n\r\nThe ghoulish disguise depicts a hideous old woman who has apparently just crawled out of a grave wearing a disgusting yellow and green scarf.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:393px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:113.142857% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/107934583?et=H8LZZPT4QTxgw5OmEdJN0w&viewMoreLink=on&sig=-i2Q6LQYRCfOKhbuuLvpTKt7VRf1LK5WoB_slBKFRAE=" width="393" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/107934583" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Scary: Norfolk Halloween mask cooked up a storm</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk trading standards said the nightmarish mask, which was made by a sweat shop in Carrow Road, Norwich had been on the shelves of leading supermarkets across the region for only a few days before complaints came flooding in.\r\n\r\n"We had a record number of calls. Young children were loving the disguises featuring festering zombies or bloodied chainsaw murderers, but when they saw this mask made in Norfolk they shrieked, burst into tears and hid behind their parents.\r\n\r\n"Many concerned shoppers got in touch to say the costume was a step too far, and should be sold under the counter to adults only.\r\n\r\n"As a result we demanded the shelves be cleared, and happily the stores have agreed."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the manufacturers, Delia Smith Enterprises, refused to comment. But an insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "If you think the mask is bad, wait until you see our special 2016 topless calendar."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Hideous Norfolk Halloween mask banned', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1988-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-30 09:25:25', '2015-10-30 09:25:25', '', 1988, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1988-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1992, 1, '2015-10-31 13:52:50', '2015-10-31 13:52:50', '<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/uWJ7bhKYsuw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nThis is Rowan Atkinson\'s classic "school master" routine, played out to a live audience.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Rowan Atkinson the school master', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'rowan-atkinson-school-master', '', '', '2017-04-18 12:42:51', '2017-04-18 12:42:51', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1992', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1994, 1, '2015-10-31 13:52:23', '2015-10-31 13:52:23', 'This is Rowan Atkinson\'s classic "school master" routine, played out to a live audience.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Rowan Atkinson the school master', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1992-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-10-31 13:52:23', '2015-10-31 13:52:23', '', 1992, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1992-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1995, 1, '2017-11-22 10:51:55', '2017-11-22 10:51:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/little-brimmer-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/little-brimmer-shop.jpg" alt="Little Brimmer shop keeper" width="459" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7854" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A village shop keeper sat dead at his till for six years before anyone noticed, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTerence Todd was still upright with a magazine open in from of him, while his trusty wireless was still broadcasting BBC Radio Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMr Todd, 72, was discovered by Sean Francis, who was visiting Little Brimmer, near Bury St Edmunds on business. He said the only pulse he could find was a 250g bag of red lentils in the food section.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExaminations of the body showed that Mr Todd had been dead for over six years, apparently having suffered from terminal loneliness.\r\n\r\nLocal villagers claimed they were very upset by the news - despite having not bothered to support Little Brimmer General Stores in a decade, preferring instead to shop at nearby out-of-town supermarkets.\r\n\r\nA shocked Mr Francis, 33, told the Suffolk Gazette how he found the body on Friday afternoon.\r\n\r\nHe said: “I noticed instantly that something was wrong and called for help as soon as I got there,” although CCTV footage actually showed he failed to realise the cashier was dead for eight minutes, browsing the shop and even attempting to engage Mr Todd in conversation.\r\n\r\n“I rang for an ambulance. Looking back, I’m not sure why. They weren’t really able to do anything for him.”\r\n\r\nA weekend stock-take showed that the general store\'s goods had not been replaced for six years. Newspapers on the shop shelves were datelined 1st November, 2011.\r\n\r\n“I did wonder why all the headlines were about David Cameron,” said Francis, a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman. “And there was a funny smell, but sometimes you get funny smells in little village shops.\r\n\r\n"I thought maybe some of the food was stale - instead it was poor Mr Todd who had passed his expiry date."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s death has led to an outpouring of grief from fellow villagers, despite the fact that none of them crossed his shop’s threshold for the better part of a decade.\r\n\r\n“Our village needs its local shop,” said Martha Langham, 42. “It’s the centre of the community, a vital institution.” \r\n\r\nWhen asked when she had last visited the shop, Langham said she couldn’t remember, “Although I recall we had a conversation about John Major.”\r\n\r\n“I once bought some vegetarian sausages from the shop in 1998,” said fellow resident Leanne Cresswell, 42. “They were quite good. A little overpriced, perhaps. Oh, it’s so sad that he’s gone.”\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s funeral will take place next week, and Sean Francis, from Newmarket, has promised to attend. “I may as well,” he sighed. “After all, it would be terrible if nobody turned up.”\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Village shop owner dead at till for six years', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'village-shop-owner-dead-at-till-for-six-years', '', '', '2017-11-22 12:40:52', '2017-11-22 12:40:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1995', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1997, 1, '2015-11-02 08:50:58', '2015-11-02 08:50:58', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA village shop keeper sat dead at his till for six years before anyone noticed, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nTerence Todd was still upright with a magazine open in from of him, while his trusty wireless was still broadcasting BBC Radio Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMr Todd, 72, was discovered by Sean Francis, who was visiting Little Brimmer, near Bury St Edmunds on business. He said the only pulse he could find was a 250g bag of red lentils in the food section.\r\n\r\nExaminations of the body showed that Mr Todd had been dead for over six years, apparently having suffered from terminal loneliness.\r\n\r\nLocal villagers claimed they were very upset by the news - despite having not bothered to support Little Brimmer Stores in a decade, preferring instead to shop at a nearby huge out-of-town supermarket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-459x330.jpeg" alt="image" width="459" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1996" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA shocked Mr Francis, 33, told the Suffolk Gazette how he found the body on Friday afternoon.\r\n\r\nHe said: “I noticed instantly that something was wrong and called for help as soon as I got there,” although CCTV footage actually showed he failed to realise the cashier was dead for eight minutes, browsing the shop and even attempting to engage Mr Todd in conversation.\r\n\r\n“I rang for an ambulance. Looking back, I’m not sure why. They weren’t really able to do anything for him.”\r\n\r\nA weekend stock take showed that the general store\'s goods had not been replaced for six years. Newspapers on the shop shelves were datelined 24th April, 2009.\r\n\r\n“I did wonder why all the headlines were about Gordon Brown,” said Francis, a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman. “And there was a funny smell, but sometimes you get funny smells in little village shops.\r\n\r\n"I thought maybe some of the food was stale - instead it was poor Mr Todd who had passed his expiration date."\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s death has led to an outpouring of grief from fellow villagers, despite the fact that none of them crossed his shop’s threshold for the better part of a decade.\r\n\r\n“Our village needs its local shop,” said Martha Langham, 42. “It’s the centre of the community, a vital institution.” \r\n\r\nWhen asked when she had last visited the shop, Langham said she couldn’t remember, “Although I recall we had a conversation about John Major.”\r\n\r\n“I recall buying some vegetarian sausages from the shop in 1998,” said fellow resident Leanne Cresswell, 42. “They were quite good.  A little overpriced, perhaps. Oh, it’s so sad that he’s gone.”\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s funeral will take place next week, and Sean Francis, from Newmarket, has promised to attend. “I may as well,” he sighed.  “After all, it would be terrible if nobody turned up.”', 'Village shop owner dead at till for six years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1995-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-02 08:50:58', '2015-11-02 08:50:58', '', 1995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1998, 1, '2015-11-02 08:51:55', '2015-11-02 08:51:55', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA village shop keeper sat dead at his till for six years before anyone noticed, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nTerence Todd was still upright with a magazine open in from of him, while his trusty wireless was still broadcasting BBC Radio Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMr Todd, 72, was discovered by Sean Francis, who was visiting Little Brimmer, near Bury St Edmunds on business. He said the only pulse he could find was a 250g bag of red lentils in the food section.\r\n\r\nExaminations of the body showed that Mr Todd had been dead for over six years, apparently having suffered from terminal loneliness.\r\n\r\nLocal villagers claimed they were very upset by the news - despite having not bothered to support Little Brimmer General Stores in a decade, preferring instead to shop at a nearby huge out-of-town supermarket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-459x330.jpeg" alt="image" width="459" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1996" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA shocked Mr Francis, 33, told the Suffolk Gazette how he found the body on Friday afternoon.\r\n\r\nHe said: “I noticed instantly that something was wrong and called for help as soon as I got there,” although CCTV footage actually showed he failed to realise the cashier was dead for eight minutes, browsing the shop and even attempting to engage Mr Todd in conversation.\r\n\r\n“I rang for an ambulance. Looking back, I’m not sure why. They weren’t really able to do anything for him.”\r\n\r\nA weekend stock take showed that the general store\'s goods had not been replaced for six years. Newspapers on the shop shelves were datelined 24th April, 2009.\r\n\r\n“I did wonder why all the headlines were about Gordon Brown,” said Francis, a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman. “And there was a funny smell, but sometimes you get funny smells in little village shops.\r\n\r\n"I thought maybe some of the food was stale - instead it was poor Mr Todd who had passed his expiration date."\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s death has led to an outpouring of grief from fellow villagers, despite the fact that none of them crossed his shop’s threshold for the better part of a decade.\r\n\r\n“Our village needs its local shop,” said Martha Langham, 42. “It’s the centre of the community, a vital institution.” \r\n\r\nWhen asked when she had last visited the shop, Langham said she couldn’t remember, “Although I recall we had a conversation about John Major.”\r\n\r\n“I recall buying some vegetarian sausages from the shop in 1998,” said fellow resident Leanne Cresswell, 42. “They were quite good.  A little overpriced, perhaps. Oh, it’s so sad that he’s gone.”\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s funeral will take place next week, and Sean Francis, from Newmarket, has promised to attend. “I may as well,” he sighed.  “After all, it would be terrible if nobody turned up.”', 'Village shop owner dead at till for six years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1995-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-02 08:51:55', '2015-11-02 08:51:55', '', 1995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2000, 1, '2015-11-02 20:56:10', '2015-11-02 20:56:10', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA village shop keeper sat dead at his till for six years before anyone noticed, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nTerence Todd was still upright with a magazine open in from of him, while his trusty wireless was still broadcasting BBC Radio Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMr Todd, 72, was discovered by Sean Francis, who was visiting Little Brimmer, near Bury St Edmunds on business. He said the only pulse he could find was a 250g bag of red lentils in the food section.\r\n\r\nExaminations of the body showed that Mr Todd had been dead for over six years, apparently having suffered from terminal loneliness.\r\n\r\nLocal villagers claimed they were very upset by the news - despite having not bothered to support Little Brimmer General Stores in a decade, preferring instead to shop at a nearby huge out-of-town supermarket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-459x330.jpeg" alt="image" width="459" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1996" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA shocked Mr Francis, 33, told the Suffolk Gazette how he found the body on Friday afternoon.\r\n\r\nHe said: “I noticed instantly that something was wrong and called for help as soon as I got there,” although CCTV footage actually showed he failed to realise the cashier was dead for eight minutes, browsing the shop and even attempting to engage Mr Todd in conversation.\r\n\r\n“I rang for an ambulance. Looking back, I’m not sure why. They weren’t really able to do anything for him.”\r\n\r\nA weekend stock take showed that the general store\'s goods had not been replaced for six years. Newspapers on the shop shelves were datelined 24th April, 2009.\r\n\r\n“I did wonder why all the headlines were about Gordon Brown,” said Francis, a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman. “And there was a funny smell, but sometimes you get funny smells in little village shops.\r\n\r\n"I thought maybe some of the food was stale - instead it was poor Mr Todd who had passed his expiry date."\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s death has led to an outpouring of grief from fellow villagers, despite the fact that none of them crossed his shop’s threshold for the better part of a decade.\r\n\r\n“Our village needs its local shop,” said Martha Langham, 42. “It’s the centre of the community, a vital institution.” \r\n\r\nWhen asked when she had last visited the shop, Langham said she couldn’t remember, “Although I recall we had a conversation about John Major.”\r\n\r\n“I recall buying some vegetarian sausages from the shop in 1998,” said fellow resident Leanne Cresswell, 42. “They were quite good.  A little overpriced, perhaps. Oh, it’s so sad that he’s gone.”\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s funeral will take place next week, and Sean Francis, from Newmarket, has promised to attend. “I may as well,” he sighed.  “After all, it would be terrible if nobody turned up.”', 'Village shop owner dead at till for six years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1995-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-02 20:56:10', '2015-11-02 20:56:10', '', 1995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2001, 1, '2015-11-03 12:15:52', '2015-11-03 12:15:52', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA village shop keeper sat dead at his till for six years before anyone noticed, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nTerence Todd was still upright with a magazine open in from of him, while his trusty wireless was still broadcasting BBC Radio Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMr Todd, 72, was discovered by Sean Francis, who was visiting Little Brimmer, near Bury St Edmunds on business. He said the only pulse he could find was a 250g bag of red lentils in the food section.\r\n\r\nExaminations of the body showed that Mr Todd had been dead for over six years, apparently having suffered from terminal loneliness.\r\n\r\nLocal villagers claimed they were very upset by the news - despite having not bothered to support Little Brimmer General Stores in a decade, preferring instead to shop at a nearby huge out-of-town supermarket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-459x330.jpeg" alt="image" width="459" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-1996" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA shocked Mr Francis, 33, told the Suffolk Gazette how he found the body on Friday afternoon.\r\n\r\nHe said: “I noticed instantly that something was wrong and called for help as soon as I got there,” although CCTV footage actually showed he failed to realise the cashier was dead for eight minutes, browsing the shop and even attempting to engage Mr Todd in conversation.\r\n\r\n“I rang for an ambulance. Looking back, I’m not sure why. They weren’t really able to do anything for him.”\r\n\r\nA weekend stock take showed that the general store\'s goods had not been replaced for six years. Newspapers on the shop shelves were datelined 24th April, 2009.\r\n\r\n“I did wonder why all the headlines were about Gordon Brown,” said Francis, a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman. “And there was a funny smell, but sometimes you get funny smells in little village shops.\r\n\r\n"I thought maybe some of the food was stale - instead it was poor Mr Todd who had passed his expiry date."\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s death has led to an outpouring of grief from fellow villagers, despite the fact that none of them crossed his shop’s threshold for the better part of a decade.\r\n\r\n“Our village needs its local shop,” said Martha Langham, 42. “It’s the centre of the community, a vital institution.” \r\n\r\nWhen asked when she had last visited the shop, Langham said she couldn’t remember, “Although I recall we had a conversation about John Major.”\r\n\r\n“I recall buying some vegetarian sausages from the shop in 1998,” said fellow resident Leanne Cresswell, 42. “They were quite good.  A little overpriced, perhaps. Oh, it’s so sad that he’s gone.”\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s funeral will take place next week, and Sean Francis, from Newmarket, has promised to attend. “I may as well,” he sighed.  “After all, it would be terrible if nobody turned up.”\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Village shop owner dead at till for six years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1995-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-03 12:15:52', '2015-11-03 12:15:52', '', 1995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2002, 1, '2015-11-03 13:11:19', '2015-11-03 13:11:19', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farm is creating history by successfully breeding pigs and cows together to produce the ultimate \'meat machine\'.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe offspring, affectionately called \'pows\', yield both beef and pork produce, which means farmers can enter two markets for the price of one.\r\n\r\nExperts say this will revolutionise the food industry by creating cheaper beef and pork joints, sausages and bacon for the supermarket.\r\n\r\nThe breeding programme is being pioneered at Hatchet Farming Estate near Bawdsey, and the pows are getting bigger, leaner and stronger by the day.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg" alt="the pow - a cross between a pig and a cow that will revolutionise the food industry" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2003" /></a></center><center><i>A pow, created by breeding pigs and cows, frolicking on the Suffolk farm</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarmer Jeremy Giles, speaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, said: "The pows are fairly big - about mid way between a pig and a cow. We have carefully developed the breeding programme so that the beef and pork joints are in separate parts of the animal. This means the meats are not mixed up.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve enjoyed terrific topside beef, brilliant bacon, sizzling sausages and gorgeous gammon - all from the same animal. We\'re still working on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pig-rectums/">rear end structure</a>, but we fully expect to perfect rump steak as well."\r\n\r\nSo far Mr Giles has grown an impressive herd of 60 pows on his 300-acre estate. He will be presenting them to the Food Standards Agency early next year, and already has the backing of meat trade associations and the Meat Marketing Board.\r\n\r\nA retail insider said: "This new animal is unique and solves a critical problem for farmers everywhere - how to diversify their produce with no extra expense.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Cheaper\'</b>\r\n\r\n"By breeding pows they can produce pork and beef products from the same animal, halving their costs. These savings will ultimately be passed on to the consumer, so we can all expect cheaper Sunday lunches within a year."\r\n\r\nDeveloping the first pow was no easy task. Mr Giles and his team had to find a small cow and a large pig in order to make breeding physically possible.\r\n\r\n"We put them together in a cozy sty, put down plenty of straw and turned down the lighting. We then left them alone to let nature take its course. We confirmed within a week that the cow was pregnant, and five months later a litter of six pows arrived.\r\n\r\n"The were all pink with black markings with a curious shaped head. We have successfully kept the breeding programme going and the animals are all strong and healthy.\r\n\r\n"We\'re delighted with the pows. The only odd thing is the noise they make - a combination of a muffled moo and a loud oink."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Ultimate \'meat machine\' bred from pigs and cows', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'breed-from-pigs-and-cows', '', '', '2018-01-31 10:55:40', '2018-01-31 10:55:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2002', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2004, 1, '2015-11-03 13:04:37', '2015-11-03 13:04:37', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farm is creating history by successfully breeding pigs and a cows together to produce the ultimate \'meat machine\'.</b>\r\n\r\nThe offspring, affectionately called \'pows\', yield both beef and pork produce, which means farmers will in future be able to enter two markets for the price of one.\r\n\r\nExperts say this revolutionise the food industry by creating cheaper beef and pork joints, sausages and bacon for the supermarket.\r\n\r\nThe breeding program is being pioneered at Hatchet Farming Estate near Bawdsey, and the pows are getting bigger, leaner and stronger by the day.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg" alt="the pow - a cross between a pig and a cow that will revolutionise the food industry" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2003" /></a></center><center><i>A pow, a cross between a pig and a cow, frolicking on the Suffolk farm</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarmer Jeremy Giles, speaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, said: "The pows are fairly big - about mid way between a pig and a cow. We have carefully developed the breeding programme so that the beef and pork joints are in separate parts of the animal. This means the meats are not mixed up.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve enjoyed terrific topside beef, brilliant bacon, sizzling sausages and gorgeous gammon. We\'re still working ont he rear end structure, but we fully expect to perfect the rump steak as well."\r\n\r\nSo far Mr Giles has grown an impressive herd of 60 pows on his 300-acre estate. He will be presenting them to the Food Standards Agency early next year, and already has the backing of meat trade associations.\r\n\r\nA retail insider said: "This animal is unique and solves a critical problem for farmers everywhere - how to diversify their produce with no extra expense.\r\n\r\n"By breeding pows they can produce pork and beef products from the same animal, halving their expenses. These savings will ultimately be passed on to the consumer, so you we can all expect cheaper Sunday lunches within a year."\r\n\r\nDeveloping the first pow was no easy task. Mr Giles and his team had to find a small cow and a large pig in order to make breeding physically possible.\r\n\r\n"We put them together in a cozy sty, put down plenty of straw and turned down the lighting. We left them alone to let nature take its course. We confirmed within a week that the cow was pregnant, and five months later a litter of six pows arrived.\r\n\r\n"The were all pink with black markings with a curious shaped head. We have successfully kept the breeding programme going.\r\n\r\n"We\'re delighted with the pows. The only odd thing is the noise they make - a combination of a muffled moo and a loud oink."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Ultimate \'meat machine\' bred from pig and cow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2002-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-03 13:04:37', '2015-11-03 13:04:37', '', 2002, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2002-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2005, 1, '2015-11-03 13:06:19', '2015-11-03 13:06:19', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farm is creating history by successfully breeding pigs and a cows together to produce the ultimate \'meat machine\'.</b>\r\n\r\nThe offspring, affectionately called \'pows\', yield both beef and pork produce, which means farmers will in future be able to enter two markets for the price of one.\r\n\r\nExperts say this revolutionise the food industry by creating cheaper beef and pork joints, sausages and bacon for the supermarket.\r\n\r\nThe breeding program is being pioneered at Hatchet Farming Estate near Bawdsey, and the pows are getting bigger, leaner and stronger by the day.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg" alt="the pow - a cross between a pig and a cow that will revolutionise the food industry" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2003" /></a></center><center><i>A pow, a cross between a pig and a cow, frolicking on the Suffolk farm</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarmer Jeremy Giles, speaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, said: "The pows are fairly big - about mid way between a pig and a cow. We have carefully developed the breeding programme so that the beef and pork joints are in separate parts of the animal. This means the meats are not mixed up.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve enjoyed terrific topside beef, brilliant bacon, sizzling sausages and gorgeous gammon. We\'re still working ont he rear end structure, but we fully expect to perfect the rump steak as well."\r\n\r\nSo far Mr Giles has grown an impressive herd of 60 pows on his 300-acre estate. He will be presenting them to the Food Standards Agency early next year, and already has the backing of meat trade associations.\r\n\r\nA retail insider said: "This animal is unique and solves a critical problem for farmers everywhere - how to diversify their produce with no extra expense.\r\n\r\n"By breeding pows they can produce pork and beef products from the same animal, halving their expenses. These savings will ultimately be passed on to the consumer, so you we can all expect cheaper Sunday lunches within a year."\r\n\r\nDeveloping the first pow was no easy task. Mr Giles and his team had to find a small cow and a large pig in order to make breeding physically possible.\r\n\r\n"We put them together in a cozy sty, put down plenty of straw and turned down the lighting. We left them alone to let nature take its course. We confirmed within a week that the cow was pregnant, and five months later a litter of six pows arrived.\r\n\r\n"The were all pink with black markings with a curious shaped head. We have successfully kept the breeding programme going.\r\n\r\n"We\'re delighted with the pows. The only odd thing is the noise they make - a combination of a muffled moo and a loud oink."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Ultimate \'meat machine\' bred from pigs and cows', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2002-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-03 13:06:19', '2015-11-03 13:06:19', '', 2002, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2002-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2006, 1, '2015-11-03 13:11:19', '2015-11-03 13:11:19', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farm is creating history by successfully breeding pigs and cows together to produce the ultimate \'meat machine\'.</b>\r\n\r\nThe offspring, affectionately called \'pows\', yield both beef and pork produce, which means farmers can enter two markets for the price of one.\r\n\r\nExperts say this will revolutionise the food industry by creating cheaper beef and pork joints, sausages and bacon for the supermarket.\r\n\r\nThe breeding programme is being pioneered at Hatchet Farming Estate near Bawdsey, and the pows are getting bigger, leaner and stronger by the day.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg" alt="the pow - a cross between a pig and a cow that will revolutionise the food industry" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2003" /></a></center><center><i>A pow, created by breeding pigs and cows, frolicking on the Suffolk farm</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarmer Jeremy Giles, speaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, said: "The pows are fairly big - about mid way between a pig and a cow. We have carefully developed the breeding programme so that the beef and pork joints are in separate parts of the animal. This means the meats are not mixed up.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve enjoyed terrific topside beef, brilliant bacon, sizzling sausages and gorgeous gammon - all from the same animal. We\'re still working on the rear end structure, but we fully expect to perfect rump steak as well."\r\n\r\nSo far Mr Giles has grown an impressive herd of 60 pows on his 300-acre estate. He will be presenting them to the Food Standards Agency early next year, and already has the backing of meat trade associations and the Meat Marketing Board.\r\n\r\nA retail insider said: "This new animal is unique and solves a critical problem for farmers everywhere - how to diversify their produce with no extra expense.\r\n\r\n"By breeding pows they can produce pork and beef products from the same animal, halving their costs. These savings will ultimately be passed on to the consumer, so we can all expect cheaper Sunday lunches within a year."\r\n\r\nDeveloping the first pow was no easy task. Mr Giles and his team had to find a small cow and a large pig in order to make breeding physically possible.\r\n\r\n"We put them together in a cozy sty, put down plenty of straw and turned down the lighting. We then left them alone to let nature take its course. We confirmed within a week that the cow was pregnant, and five months later a litter of six pows arrived.\r\n\r\n"The were all pink with black markings with a curious shaped head. We have successfully kept the breeding programme going and the animals are all strong and healthy.\r\n\r\n"We\'re delighted with the pows. The only odd thing is the noise they make - a combination of a muffled moo and a loud oink."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Ultimate \'meat machine\' bred from pigs and cows', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2002-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-03 13:11:19', '2015-11-03 13:11:19', '', 2002, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2002-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2007, 1, '2018-01-31 10:55:01', '2018-01-31 10:55:01', '<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\n\nA Suffolk farm is creating history by successfully breeding pigs and cows together to produce the ultimate \'meat machine\'.</strong>\n\nThe offspring, affectionately called \'pows\', yield both beef and pork produce, which means farmers can enter two markets for the price of one.\n\nExperts say this will revolutionise the food industry by creating cheaper beef and pork joints, sausages and bacon for the supermarket.\n\nThe breeding programme is being pioneered at Hatchet Farming Estate near Bawdsey, and the pows are getting bigger, leaner and stronger by the day.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg" alt="the pow - a cross between a pig and a cow that will revolutionise the food industry" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2003" /></a></center><center><i>A pow, created by breeding pigs and cows, frolicking on the Suffolk farm</center></i><br><br>\n\nFarmer Jeremy Giles, speaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, said: "The pows are fairly big - about mid way between a pig and a cow. We have carefully developed the breeding programme so that the beef and pork joints are in separate parts of the animal. This means the meats are not mixed up.\n\n"We\'ve enjoyed terrific topside beef, brilliant bacon, sizzling sausages and gorgeous gammon - all from the same animal. We\'re still working on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pig-rectums/">rear end structure</a>, but we fully expect to perfect rump steak as well."\n\nSo far Mr Giles has grown an impressive herd of 60 pows on his 300-acre estate. He will be presenting them to the Food Standards Agency early next year, and already has the backing of meat trade associations and the Meat Marketing Board.\n\nA retail insider said: "This new animal is unique and solves a critical problem for farmers everywhere - how to diversify their produce with no extra expense.\n\n<b>\'Cheaper\'</b>\n\n"By breeding pows they can produce pork and beef products from the same animal, halving their costs. These savings will ultimately be passed on to the consumer, so we can all expect cheaper Sunday lunches within a year."\n\nDeveloping the first pow was no easy task. Mr Giles and his team had to find a small cow and a large pig in order to make breeding physically possible.\n\n"We put them together in a cozy sty, put down plenty of straw and turned down the lighting. We then left them alone to let nature take its course. We confirmed within a week that the cow was pregnant, and five months later a litter of six pows arrived.\n\n"The were all pink with black markings with a curious shaped head. We have successfully kept the breeding programme going and the animals are all strong and healthy.\n\n"We\'re delighted with the pows. The only odd thing is the noise they make - a combination of a muffled moo and a loud oink."\n\n', 'Ultimate \'meat machine\' bred from pigs and cows', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2002-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-31 10:55:01', '2018-01-31 10:55:01', '', 2002, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2002-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2008, 1, '2015-11-03 13:14:18', '2015-11-03 13:14:18', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farm is creating history by successfully breeding pigs and cows together to produce the ultimate \'meat machine\'.</b>\r\n\r\nThe offspring, affectionately called \'pows\', yield both beef and pork produce, which means farmers can enter two markets for the price of one.\r\n\r\nExperts say this will revolutionise the food industry by creating cheaper beef and pork joints, sausages and bacon for the supermarket.\r\n\r\nThe breeding programme is being pioneered at Hatchet Farming Estate near Bawdsey, and the pows are getting bigger, leaner and stronger by the day.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cross-between-cow-and-pig.jpg" alt="the pow - a cross between a pig and a cow that will revolutionise the food industry" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2003" /></a></center><center><i>A pow, created by breeding pigs and cows, frolicking on the Suffolk farm</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFarmer Jeremy Giles, speaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette, said: "The pows are fairly big - about mid way between a pig and a cow. We have carefully developed the breeding programme so that the beef and pork joints are in separate parts of the animal. This means the meats are not mixed up.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve enjoyed terrific topside beef, brilliant bacon, sizzling sausages and gorgeous gammon - all from the same animal. We\'re still working on the rear end structure, but we fully expect to perfect rump steak as well."\r\n\r\nSo far Mr Giles has grown an impressive herd of 60 pows on his 300-acre estate. He will be presenting them to the Food Standards Agency early next year, and already has the backing of meat trade associations and the Meat Marketing Board.\r\n\r\nA retail insider said: "This new animal is unique and solves a critical problem for farmers everywhere - how to diversify their produce with no extra expense.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Cheaper\'</b>\r\n\r\n"By breeding pows they can produce pork and beef products from the same animal, halving their costs. These savings will ultimately be passed on to the consumer, so we can all expect cheaper Sunday lunches within a year."\r\n\r\nDeveloping the first pow was no easy task. Mr Giles and his team had to find a small cow and a large pig in order to make breeding physically possible.\r\n\r\n"We put them together in a cozy sty, put down plenty of straw and turned down the lighting. We then left them alone to let nature take its course. We confirmed within a week that the cow was pregnant, and five months later a litter of six pows arrived.\r\n\r\n"The were all pink with black markings with a curious shaped head. We have successfully kept the breeding programme going and the animals are all strong and healthy.\r\n\r\n"We\'re delighted with the pows. The only odd thing is the noise they make - a combination of a muffled moo and a loud oink."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Ultimate \'meat machine\' bred from pigs and cows', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2002-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-03 13:14:18', '2015-11-03 13:14:18', '', 2002, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2002-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2009, 1, '2015-11-04 11:08:14', '2015-11-04 11:08:14', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThe residents of Norfolk were fuming last night with news that the county will be forced to adopt IP postcodes from neighbouring Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nRoyal Mail staff have downgraded Norfolk because so few people can read or write there, making letters or deliveries a rare commodity.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTo save money, executives have decided to simply extend the current Suffolk postcode system, which uses popular IP postcodes based on Ipswich, the county town.\r\n\r\nUnder the reorganisation, which will begin in the New Year, all Norwich addresses will use IP99 postcodes, with all outlying areas of the county using various IP number combinations.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-postcodes-e1446634781325.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-postcodes-540x330.jpg" alt="Norfolk 2" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-2010" /></a></center><center><i>Norfolk\'s traditional postcode areas will be eliminated</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Royal Mail insider said: "There is no point supporting NR postcodes when nobody there understands letters. In Suffolk they are much better educated and make full use of the postal service.\r\n\r\n"It makes perfect sense for us to extend the IP reach into neighbouring Norfolk, which we hear depends a lot on Suffolk anyway."\r\n\r\nBut Norfolk people were furious. Edna Spratt, who lives in a hovel near Dereham, fumed: "I am fuming. I have no idea what a letter is or how I would go about writing one, but I know that if I did it should have nothing to do with Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Peasant Edna Spratt fuming in her Norfolk hovel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome business leaders were supportive of the plans. Cletus Spuckler, who runs a smallholding specialising in turnips, said: "Suffolk postcodes will give my business address more prestige. Creating the right impression is vital."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Anger as Suffolk postcodes replace Norfolk ones', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-postcodes', '', '', '2016-09-24 09:33:45', '2016-09-24 09:33:45', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2009', 0, 'post', '', 4); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2011, 1, '2015-11-04 11:04:05', '2015-11-04 11:04:05', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThe residents of Norfolk were fuming last night with news that the county will be forced to adopt IP postcodes from neighbouring Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nRoyal Mail staff have downgraded Norfolk because so few people can read or write there, making letters or deliveries a rare commodity.\r\n\r\nTo save money, executives have decided to simply extend the current Suffolk postcode system, which uses popular IP postcodes based on Ipswich, the county town.\r\n\r\nUnder the reorganisation, which will begin in the New Year, all Norwich addresses will use IP99 postcodes, with all outlying areas of the county using various IP number combinations.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-postcodes-e1446634781325.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-postcodes-540x330.jpg" alt="Norfolk 2" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-2010" /></a></center><center><i>Norfolk\'s traditional postcode areas will be eliminated</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Royal Mail insider said: "There is no point support NR postcodes when nobody there understands letters. In Suffolk they are much better educated and make full use of the postal service.\r\n\r\n"It makes perfect sense for us to extend the IP reach into neighbouring Norfolk, which we hear depends a lot on Suffolk anyway."\r\n\r\nBut Norfolk people were furious. Edna Spratt, who lives in a hovel near Dereham, fumed: "I am fuming. I have no idea what a letter is or how I would go about writing one, but I know that if I did it should have nothing to do with Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Peasant Edna Spratt in her Norfolk hovel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome business leaders were supportive of the plans. Cletus Del Roy Spuckler, who runs a turnip small holding, said: "Suffolk postcodes will give my business address more prestige."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Anger as Suffolk postcodes replace Norfolk ones', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2009-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-04 11:04:05', '2015-11-04 11:04:05', '', 2009, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2009-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2012, 1, '2015-11-04 11:08:14', '2015-11-04 11:08:14', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThe residents of Norfolk were fuming last night with news that the county will be forced to adopt IP postcodes from neighbouring Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nRoyal Mail staff have downgraded Norfolk because so few people can read or write there, making letters or deliveries a rare commodity.\r\n\r\nTo save money, executives have decided to simply extend the current Suffolk postcode system, which uses popular IP postcodes based on Ipswich, the county town.\r\n\r\nUnder the reorganisation, which will begin in the New Year, all Norwich addresses will use IP99 postcodes, with all outlying areas of the county using various IP number combinations.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-postcodes-e1446634781325.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-postcodes-540x330.jpg" alt="Norfolk 2" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-2010" /></a></center><center><i>Norfolk\'s traditional postcode areas will be eliminated</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Royal Mail insider said: "There is no point supporting NR postcodes when nobody there understands letters. In Suffolk they are much better educated and make full use of the postal service.\r\n\r\n"It makes perfect sense for us to extend the IP reach into neighbouring Norfolk, which we hear depends a lot on Suffolk anyway."\r\n\r\nBut Norfolk people were furious. Edna Spratt, who lives in a hovel near Dereham, fumed: "I am fuming. I have no idea what a letter is or how I would go about writing one, but I know that if I did it should have nothing to do with Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Peasant Edna Spratt fuming in her Norfolk hovel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome business leaders were supportive of the plans. Cletus Spuckler, who runs a smallholding specialising in turnips, said: "Suffolk postcodes will give my business address more prestige. Creating the right impression is vital."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Anger as Suffolk postcodes replace Norfolk ones', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2009-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-04 11:08:14', '2015-11-04 11:08:14', '', 2009, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2009-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2013, 1, '2018-08-08 13:00:58', '2018-08-08 13:00:58', '<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA jealous woman was caught breaking into a Suffolk farmhouse to steal the secret recipe for an award-winning homemade chutney, a court heard yesterday.</strong>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Norfolk, was jealous of Lorraine Fisher\'s success with her tasty chutney at country fayres and Women\'s Institute shows.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpratt\'s own pickles, which used to be the talk of East Anglia, had failed to win any prizes for five years, and she was determined to get hold of 34-year-old Ms Fisher\'s ingredients, Ipswich Crown Court was told.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a><center><em>Spratt: accused of attempted theft of award-winning chutney recipe</center></em>\r\n\r\nTimothy Simpkins, prosecuting, told the shocked courtroom: "Ms Fisher, 34, had just retired to bed when she heard a loud crash. She ran down to the kitchen where she found the accused headfirst in the swing bin, having climbed through the window above and fallen down.\r\n\r\n"Her legs were waving about and there were muffled screams as Spratt had evidently got her head stuck in a chicken carcass.\r\n\r\n"Rather than help her out, Ms Fisher called <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/">Suffolk police</a>, who arrived within 25 minutes to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"Spratt admitted to officers at the scene that she had walked to Suffolk from her hovel in Dereham and simply wanted to see the award-winning chutney recipe. She was visibly upset, although police believed it was an act.\r\n\r\n"They insisted Spratt, who used to be a cook, was now a seasoned criminal."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg" alt="chutney" width="350" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2014" /></a><center><em>Tangy treat: One of Ms Fisher\'s (34) celebrated chutneys</center></em>\r\n\r\nHowever, Marigold Cross, for Spratt, said her client denied breaking and entering and the attempted theft of a chutney recipe.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Miss Spratt was simply out for a pleasant evening stroll and got a bit lost. She knows her Norfolk landscape well but got disoriented south of the border in Suffolk. She was simply seeking help when she spotted this farmhouse.\r\n\r\n"Miss Spratt produces splendid chutney and jams of her own, and there is no need for her to steal a recipe from Ms Fisher, 34. I know it looks suspicious because 34-year-old Lorraine Fisher has won so many prizes and she is my client\'s arch-rival, but this is all an unfortunate coincidence."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMrs Cross told the jury that Miss Spratt lived with her brother and their ten children near Dereham in Norfolk, and being found guilty would cause great hardship to the family. "There would be no-one left to grow and look after their turnips," she said.\r\n\r\nJudge John Dredd is due to hear closing speeches tomorrow. The case continues.\r\n\r\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Woman \'tried to steal recipe for prize-winning chutney\'', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'homemade-chutney-recipe', '', '', '2018-08-08 13:37:17', '2018-08-08 13:37:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2013', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2015, 1, '2015-11-05 09:58:29', '2015-11-05 09:58:29', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA jealous woman was caught breaking into a Suffolk farmhouse to try and steal the secret recipe for an award-wnning homemade chutney, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Norfolk, was jealous of Jayne Struthers\' success with her tasty chutney at country fayres and Women\'s Institute shows.\r\n\r\nSpratt\'s own pickles, which used to be the talk of East Anglia, had failed to win any prizes for five years, and she was determined to get hold of Mrs Struthers\' ingredients, Ipswich Crown Court was told.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Spratt: accused of attempted theft of award-winning chutney recipe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTimothy Simpkins, prosecuting, told the shocked courtroom: "Mrs Struthers had just retired to bed when she heard a loud crash. She ran down to the kitchen where she found the accused headfirst in the swing bin, having climbed through the window above and fallen down.\r\n\r\n"Her legs were waving about and there were muffled screams as Spratt had evidently got her head stuck in a chicken carcas.\r\n\r\n"Rather than help her out, Mrs Struthers called police, who arrived within 25 minutes to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"Spratt admitted to officers at the scene that she had walked to Suffolk from her hovel in Dereham and simply wanted to see the award-winning chutney recipe. She was visibly upset, although police believed it was an act\r\n\r\n"They insisted Spratt, who used to be a cook, was now a seasoned criminal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg" alt="chutney" width="350" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2014" /></a></center><center><i>Award-winning treat: One of Mrs Struthers\' celebrated chutneys</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHowever, Marigold Cross, for Spratt, said her client denied breaking and entering and attempted theft of a chutney recipe. "Miss Spratt was simply out for a pleasant evening stroll and got a bit lost. She knows her Norfolk landscape well but got disorientated south of the border in Suffolk. She was simply seeking help when she spotted this farm house.\r\n\r\n"Miss Spratt produces splendid chutneys and jams of her own, and there is no need for her to steal a recipe from Mrs Struthers. I know it looks suspicious because Mrs Struthers has won so many prizes and she is my client\'s arch-rival, but this is all a terrible coincidence."\r\n\r\nMrs Cross told the jury that Miss Spratt lived with her brother and their ten children near Dereham in Norfolk, and being found guilty would cause great hardship to the family. "There would be no-one left to grow and look after their turnips," she said.\r\n\r\nJudge John Dredd is due to sum up tomorrow. The case continues.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Woman \'tried to steal recipe for prize-winning chutney\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2013-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-05 09:58:29', '2015-11-05 09:58:29', '', 2013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2016, 1, '2015-11-05 10:01:41', '2015-11-05 10:01:41', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA jealous woman was caught breaking into a Suffolk farmhouse to try to steal the secret recipe for an award-winning homemade chutney, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Norfolk, was jealous of Jayne Struthers\' success with her tasty chutney at country fayres and Women\'s Institute shows.\r\n\r\nSpratt\'s own pickles, which used to be the talk of East Anglia, had failed to win any prizes for five years, and she was determined to get hold of Mrs Struthers\' ingredients, Ipswich Crown Court was told.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Spratt: accused of attempted theft of award-winning chutney recipe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTimothy Simpkins, prosecuting, told the shocked courtroom: "Mrs Struthers had just retired to bed when she heard a loud crash. She ran down to the kitchen where she found the accused headfirst in the swing bin, having climbed through the window above and fallen down.\r\n\r\n"Her legs were waving about and there were muffled screams as Spratt had evidently got her head stuck in a chicken carcass.\r\n\r\n"Rather than help her out, Mrs Struthers called police, who arrived within 25 minutes to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"Spratt admitted to officers at the scene that she had walked to Suffolk from her hovel in Dereham and simply wanted to see the award-winning chutney recipe. She was visibly upset, although police believed it was an act\r\n\r\n"They insisted Spratt, who used to be a cook, was now a seasoned criminal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg" alt="chutney" width="350" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2014" /></a></center><center><i>Award-winning treat: One of Mrs Struthers\' celebrated chutneys</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHowever, Marigold Cross, for Spratt, said her client denied breaking and entering and attempted theft of a chutney recipe. "Miss Spratt was simply out for a pleasant evening stroll and got a bit lost. She knows her Norfolk landscape well but got disoriented south of the border in Suffolk. She was simply seeking help when she spotted this farmhouse.\r\n\r\n"Miss Spratt produces splendid chutney and jams of her own, and there is no need for her to steal a recipe from Mrs Struthers. I know it looks suspicious because Mrs Struthers has won so many prizes and she is my client\'s arch-rival, but this is all a terrible coincidence."\r\n\r\nMrs Cross told the jury that Miss Spratt lived with her brother and their ten children near Dereham in Norfolk, and being found guilty would cause great hardship to the family. "There would be no-one left to grow and look after their turnips," she said.\r\n\r\nJudge John Dredd is due to sum up tomorrow. The case continues.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Woman \'tried to steal recipe for prize-winning chutney\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2013-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-05 10:01:41', '2015-11-05 10:01:41', '', 2013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2017, 1, '2018-08-08 13:23:32', '2018-08-08 13:23:32', '<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nA jealous woman was caught breaking into a Suffolk farmhouse to steal the secret recipe for an award-winning homemade chutney, a court heard yesterday.</strong>\n\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Norfolk, was jealous of Lorraine Fisher\'s success with her tasty chutney at country fayres and Women\'s Institute shows.\n\nSpratt\'s own pickles, which used to be the talk of East Anglia, had failed to win any prizes for five years, and she was determined to get hold of 34-year-old Ms Fisher\'s ingredients, Ipswich Crown Court was told.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a><center><em>Spratt: accused of attempted theft of award-winning chutney recipe</center></em>\n\nTimothy Simpkins, prosecuting, told the shocked courtroom: "Ms Fisher, 34, had just retired to bed when she heard a loud crash. She ran down to the kitchen where she found the accused headfirst in the swing bin, having climbed through the window above and fallen down.\n\n"Her legs were waving about and there were muffled screams as Spratt had evidently got her head stuck in a chicken carcass.\n\n"Rather than help her out, Ms Fisher called <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/">Suffolk police</a>, who arrived within 25 minutes to make an arrest.\n\n"Spratt admitted to officers at the scene that she had walked to Suffolk from her hovel in Dereham and simply wanted to see the award-winning chutney recipe. She was visibly upset, although police believed it was an act.\n\n"They insisted Spratt, who used to be a cook, was now a seasoned criminal."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg" alt="chutney" width="350" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2014" /></a><center><em>Tangy treat: One of Ms Fisher\'s (34) celebrated chutneys</center></em>\n\nHowever, Marigold Cross, for Spratt, said her client denied breaking and entering and the attempted theft of a chutney recipe.\n\nShe said: "Miss Spratt was simply out for a pleasant evening stroll and got a bit lost. She knows her Norfolk landscape well but got disoriented south of the border in Suffolk. She was simply seeking help when she spotted this farmhouse.\n\n"Miss Spratt produces splendid chutney and jams of her own, and there is no need for her to steal a recipe from Ms Fisher, 34. I know it looks suspicious because 34-year-old Lorraine Fisher has won so many prizes and she is my client\'s arch-rival, but this is all an unfortunate coincidence."\n\nMrs Cross told the jury that Miss Spratt lived with her brother and their ten children near Dereham in Norfolk, and being found guilty would cause great hardship to the family. "There would be no-one left to grow and look after their turnips," she said.\n\nJudge John Dredd is due to hear closing speeches tomorrow. The case continues.\n\n<h2>Scroll down to join the comments discussion</h2>\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Woman \'tried to steal recipe for prize-winning chutney\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2013-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-08-08 13:23:32', '2018-08-08 13:23:32', '', 2013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2013-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2018, 1, '2015-11-05 10:03:29', '2015-11-05 10:03:29', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA jealous woman was caught breaking into a Suffolk farmhouse to try to steal the secret recipe for an award-winning homemade chutney, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Norfolk, was jealous of Jayne Struthers\' success with her tasty chutney at country fayres and Women\'s Institute shows.\r\n\r\nSpratt\'s own pickles, which used to be the talk of East Anglia, had failed to win any prizes for five years, and she was determined to get hold of Mrs Struthers\' ingredients, Ipswich Crown Court was told.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Spratt: accused of attempted theft of award-winning chutney recipe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTimothy Simpkins, prosecuting, told the shocked courtroom: "Mrs Struthers had just retired to bed when she heard a loud crash. She ran down to the kitchen where she found the accused headfirst in the swing bin, having climbed through the window above and fallen down.\r\n\r\n"Her legs were waving about and there were muffled screams as Spratt had evidently got her head stuck in a chicken carcass.\r\n\r\n"Rather than help her out, Mrs Struthers called police, who arrived within 25 minutes to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"Spratt admitted to officers at the scene that she had walked to Suffolk from her hovel in Dereham and simply wanted to see the award-winning chutney recipe. She was visibly upset, although police believed it was an act\r\n\r\n"They insisted Spratt, who used to be a cook, was now a seasoned criminal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg" alt="chutney" width="350" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2014" /></a></center><center><i>Award-winning treat: One of Mrs Struthers\' celebrated chutneys</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHowever, Marigold Cross, for Spratt, said her client denied breaking and entering and the attempted theft of a chutney recipe.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Miss Spratt was simply out for a pleasant evening stroll and got a bit lost. She knows her Norfolk landscape well but got disoriented south of the border in Suffolk. She was simply seeking help when she spotted this farmhouse.\r\n\r\n"Miss Spratt produces splendid chutney and jams of her own, and there is no need for her to steal a recipe from Mrs Struthers. I know it looks suspicious because Mrs Struthers has won so many prizes and she is my client\'s arch-rival, but this is all a terrible coincidence."\r\n\r\nMrs Cross told the jury that Miss Spratt lived with her brother and their ten children near Dereham in Norfolk, and being found guilty would cause great hardship to the family. "There would be no-one left to grow and look after their turnips," she said.\r\n\r\nJudge John Dredd is due to sum up tomorrow. The case continues.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Woman \'tried to steal recipe for prize-winning chutney\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2013-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-05 10:03:29', '2015-11-05 10:03:29', '', 2013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2019, 1, '2015-11-05 10:24:07', '2015-11-05 10:24:07', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA jealous woman was caught breaking into a Suffolk farmhouse to steal the secret recipe for an award-winning homemade chutney, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Norfolk, was jealous of Jayne Struthers\' success with her tasty chutney at country fayres and Women\'s Institute shows.\r\n\r\nSpratt\'s own pickles, which used to be the talk of East Anglia, had failed to win any prizes for five years, and she was determined to get hold of Mrs Struthers\' ingredients, Ipswich Crown Court was told.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Spratt: accused of attempted theft of award-winning chutney recipe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTimothy Simpkins, prosecuting, told the shocked courtroom: "Mrs Struthers had just retired to bed when she heard a loud crash. She ran down to the kitchen where she found the accused headfirst in the swing bin, having climbed through the window above and fallen down.\r\n\r\n"Her legs were waving about and there were muffled screams as Spratt had evidently got her head stuck in a chicken carcass.\r\n\r\n"Rather than help her out, Mrs Struthers called police, who arrived within 25 minutes to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"Spratt admitted to officers at the scene that she had walked to Suffolk from her hovel in Dereham and simply wanted to see the award-winning chutney recipe. She was visibly upset, although police believed it was an act\r\n\r\n"They insisted Spratt, who used to be a cook, was now a seasoned criminal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg" alt="chutney" width="350" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2014" /></a></center><center><i>Award-winning treat: One of Mrs Struthers\' celebrated chutneys</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHowever, Marigold Cross, for Spratt, said her client denied breaking and entering and the attempted theft of a chutney recipe.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Miss Spratt was simply out for a pleasant evening stroll and got a bit lost. She knows her Norfolk landscape well but got disoriented south of the border in Suffolk. She was simply seeking help when she spotted this farmhouse.\r\n\r\n"Miss Spratt produces splendid chutney and jams of her own, and there is no need for her to steal a recipe from Mrs Struthers. I know it looks suspicious because Mrs Struthers has won so many prizes and she is my client\'s arch-rival, but this is all a terrible coincidence."\r\n\r\nMrs Cross told the jury that Miss Spratt lived with her brother and their ten children near Dereham in Norfolk, and being found guilty would cause great hardship to the family. "There would be no-one left to grow and look after their turnips," she said.\r\n\r\nJudge John Dredd is due to sum up tomorrow. The case continues.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Woman \'tried to steal recipe for prize-winning chutney\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2013-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-05 10:24:07', '2015-11-05 10:24:07', '', 2013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2020, 1, '2015-11-05 10:25:58', '2015-11-05 10:25:58', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nA jealous woman was caught breaking into a Suffolk farmhouse to steal the secret recipe for an award-winning homemade chutney, a court heard yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Norfolk, was jealous of Jayne Struthers\' success with her tasty chutney at country fayres and Women\'s Institute shows.\r\n\r\nSpratt\'s own pickles, which used to be the talk of East Anglia, had failed to win any prizes for five years, and she was determined to get hold of Mrs Struthers\' ingredients, Ipswich Crown Court was told.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Spratt: accused of attempted theft of award-winning chutney recipe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTimothy Simpkins, prosecuting, told the shocked courtroom: "Mrs Struthers had just retired to bed when she heard a loud crash. She ran down to the kitchen where she found the accused headfirst in the swing bin, having climbed through the window above and fallen down.\r\n\r\n"Her legs were waving about and there were muffled screams as Spratt had evidently got her head stuck in a chicken carcass.\r\n\r\n"Rather than help her out, Mrs Struthers called police, who arrived within 25 minutes to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"Spratt admitted to officers at the scene that she had walked to Suffolk from her hovel in Dereham and simply wanted to see the award-winning chutney recipe. She was visibly upset, although police believed it was an act\r\n\r\n"They insisted Spratt, who used to be a cook, was now a seasoned criminal."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chutney-e1446717181905.jpg" alt="chutney" width="350" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2014" /></a></center><center><i>Tangy treat: One of Mrs Struthers\' celebrated chutneys</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHowever, Marigold Cross, for Spratt, said her client denied breaking and entering and the attempted theft of a chutney recipe.\r\n\r\nShe said: "Miss Spratt was simply out for a pleasant evening stroll and got a bit lost. She knows her Norfolk landscape well but got disoriented south of the border in Suffolk. She was simply seeking help when she spotted this farmhouse.\r\n\r\n"Miss Spratt produces splendid chutney and jams of her own, and there is no need for her to steal a recipe from Mrs Struthers. I know it looks suspicious because Mrs Struthers has won so many prizes and she is my client\'s arch-rival, but this is all a terrible coincidence."\r\n\r\nMrs Cross told the jury that Miss Spratt lived with her brother and their ten children near Dereham in Norfolk, and being found guilty would cause great hardship to the family. "There would be no-one left to grow and look after their turnips," she said.\r\n\r\nJudge John Dredd is due to sum up tomorrow. The case continues.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Woman \'tried to steal recipe for prize-winning chutney\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2013-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-11-05 10:25:58', '2015-11-05 10:25:58', '', 2013, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2013-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
