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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2191, 1, '2015-12-02 09:50:47', '2015-12-02 09:50:47', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Edmund King\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Norfolk have formed an unlikely alliance to get Cambridgeshire booted out of East Anglia.</b>\r\n\r\nThe annoying, flat county has enjoyed the benefits of quaint East Anglian status for far too long - without actually bringing anything to the party itself.\r\n\r\nApart from Cambridge, which is a nice little city, the rest of the county is only useful for driving through in order to get to important places like the Midlands or Oop North.\r\n\r\nThe rest of Cambridgeshire is a barren wasteland full of weird people and dykes, as well as other drainage solutions for the Fens.\r\n\r\nNot even a couple of cathedrals - one in Ely and another in Peterborough (and let\'s not get started about Peterborough) - can justify it being a parasite which feeds off the success of the real East Anglians to attract tourism and wealth.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/138743849?et=JiDurnoAQWNYJ0qv2ZS32g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8GkXmmeEtcibhS4LFX9_6Hl9mZXpFyftEy7tSZjNOBE=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/138743849" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Barren nights: Cambridgeshire in all it\'s glory</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:530px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:61.509434% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/570139129?et=gE09YEdMSCJ5OHcLG12_BA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_HPuyGQI0JTx2rAsy4tyl2ATPwwPzJSLJLEvU_t42tc=" width="530" height="326" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/570139129" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Rural charm: traditional East Anglian scene in Lavenham, Suffolk</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nNow officials from Suffolk and Norfolk, traditional enemies on so many issues, have teamed up to strike Cambridgeshire from East Anglia altogether.\r\n\r\nThe region was originally formed of only these two counties - orginally called North and South Folk of the Kingdom of East Angles, but the big-eared flatlanders joined in when pesky princess Etheldreda of the Isle of Ely got wed around the year 650.\r\n\r\nEver since the swamplands of Cambridgeshire have been drained to make it more bearable - and in turn Cambridgeshire has drained the life from East Anglia, a place of beautiful countryside, coastline, breweries, a fine football team (in Ipswich, obviously) and the place listed as a number one destination by visitors from around Britain and beyond. \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newly-formed Anglia Against Cambridgesire Coalition, which consists of county council chiefs, MPs, tourism and business leaders, said: "We don\'t mind parts of North Essex being in East Anglia because it is picturesque, but Cambridgeshire brings us nothing.\r\n\r\n"We\'d be better off flooding it, providing a pretty natural boundary to East Anglia from the rest of the country."\r\n\r\nNobody from Cambridgeshire was available for comment today.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2192, 1, '2015-12-02 09:52:31', '2015-12-02 09:52:31', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Edmund King\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Norfolk have formed an unlikely alliance to get Cambridgeshire booted out of East Anglia.</b>\r\n\r\nThe annoying, flat county has enjoyed the benefits of quaint East Anglian status for far too long - without actually bringing anything to the party itself.\r\n\r\nApart from Cambridge, which is a nice little city, the rest of the county is only useful for driving through in order to get to important places like the Midlands or Oop North.\r\n\r\nThe rest of Cambridgeshire is a barren wasteland full of weird people and dykes, as well as other drainage solutions for the Fens.\r\n\r\nNot even a couple of cathedrals - one in Ely and another in Peterborough (and let\'s not get started about Peterborough) - can justify it being a parasite which feeds off the success of the real East Anglians to attract tourism and wealth.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/138743849?et=JiDurnoAQWNYJ0qv2ZS32g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8GkXmmeEtcibhS4LFX9_6Hl9mZXpFyftEy7tSZjNOBE=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/138743849" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Barren nights: Cambridgeshire in all it\'s glory</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:530px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:61.509434% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/570139129?et=gE09YEdMSCJ5OHcLG12_BA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_HPuyGQI0JTx2rAsy4tyl2ATPwwPzJSLJLEvU_t42tc=" width="530" height="326" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/570139129" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Rural charm: traditional East Anglian scene in Lavenham, Suffolk</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the great and the good from Suffolk and Norfolk, traditional enemies on so many issues, have teamed up to strike Cambridgeshire from East Anglia altogether.\r\n\r\nThe region was originally formed of only these two counties - originally called North and South Folk of the Kingdom of East Angles, but the big-eared flatlanders joined in when pesky princess Etheldreda of the Isle of Ely got wed around the year 650.\r\n\r\nEver since the swamplands of Cambridgeshire have been drained to make it more bearable - and in turn Cambridgeshire has drained the life from East Anglia, a place of beautiful countryside, coastline, breweries, a fine football team (in Ipswich, obviously) and the place listed as a number one destination by visitors from around Britain and beyond. \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newly formed Anglia Against Cambridgeshire Coalition, which consists of county council chiefs, MPs, tourism and business leaders, said: "We don\'t mind parts of North Essex being in East Anglia because it is picturesque, but Cambridgeshire brings us nothing.\r\n\r\n"We\'d be better off flooding it, providing a pretty natural boundary to East Anglia from the rest of the country."\r\n\r\nNobody from Cambridgeshire was available for comment today.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2194, 1, '2015-12-02 10:16:11', '2015-12-02 10:16:11', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Edmund King\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Norfolk have formed an unlikely alliance to get Cambridgeshire booted out of East Anglia.</b>\r\n\r\nThe annoying, flat county has enjoyed the benefits of quaint East Anglian status for far too long - without actually bringing anything to the party itself.\r\n\r\nApart from Cambridge, which is a nice little city, the rest of the county is only useful for driving through in order to get to important places like the Midlands or Oop North.\r\n\r\nThe rest of Cambridgeshire is a barren wasteland full of weird people and dykes, as well as other drainage solutions for the Fens.\r\n\r\nNot even a couple of cathedrals - one in Ely and another in Peterborough (and let\'s not get started about Peterborough) - can justify it being a parasite which feeds off the success of the real East Anglians to attract tourism and wealth.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/138743849?et=JiDurnoAQWNYJ0qv2ZS32g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8GkXmmeEtcibhS4LFX9_6Hl9mZXpFyftEy7tSZjNOBE=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/138743849" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Barren nights: Cambridgeshire in all it\'s glory</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:530px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:61.509434% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/570139129?et=gE09YEdMSCJ5OHcLG12_BA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_HPuyGQI0JTx2rAsy4tyl2ATPwwPzJSLJLEvU_t42tc=" width="530" height="326" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/570139129" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Rural charm: traditional East Anglian scene in Lavenham, Suffolk</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the great and the good from Suffolk and Norfolk, traditional enemies on so many issues, have teamed up to strike Cambridgeshire from East Anglia altogether.\r\n\r\nThe region was originally formed of only these two counties - originally called North and South Folk of the Kingdom of East Angles, but the big-eared flatlanders joined in when pesky princess Etheldreda of the Isle of Ely got wed around the year 650.\r\n\r\nEver since the swamplands of Cambridgeshire have been drained to make it more bearable - and in turn Cambridgeshire has drained the life from East Anglia, a place of beautiful countryside, coastline, breweries, a fine football team (in Ipswich, obviously) and the place listed as a number one destination by visitors from around Britain and beyond. \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newly formed Anglia Against Cambridgeshire Coalition, which consists of county council chiefs, MPs, tourism and business leaders, said: "We don\'t mind parts of North Essex being in East Anglia because it is picturesque, but Cambridgeshire brings us nothing.\r\n\r\n"We\'d be better off flooding it, providing a pretty natural boundary to East Anglia from the rest of the country."\r\n\r\nNobody from Cambridgeshire was available for comment today.\r\n\r\n[yop_poll id="5"]\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2195, 1, '2015-12-02 10:17:23', '2015-12-02 10:17:23', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Edmund King\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Norfolk have formed an unlikely alliance to get Cambridgeshire booted out of East Anglia.</b>\r\n\r\nThe annoying, flat county has enjoyed the benefits of quaint East Anglian status for far too long - without actually bringing anything to the party itself.\r\n\r\nApart from Cambridge, which is a nice little city, the rest of the county is only useful for driving through in order to get to important places like the Midlands or Oop North.\r\n\r\nThe rest of Cambridgeshire is a barren wasteland full of weird people and dykes, as well as other drainage solutions for the Fens.\r\n\r\nNot even a couple of cathedrals - one in Ely and another in Peterborough (and let\'s not get started about Peterborough) - can justify it being a parasite which feeds off the success of the real East Anglians to attract tourism and wealth.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/138743849?et=JiDurnoAQWNYJ0qv2ZS32g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8GkXmmeEtcibhS4LFX9_6Hl9mZXpFyftEy7tSZjNOBE=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/138743849" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Barren nights: Cambridgeshire in all it\'s glory</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:530px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:61.509434% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/570139129?et=gE09YEdMSCJ5OHcLG12_BA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_HPuyGQI0JTx2rAsy4tyl2ATPwwPzJSLJLEvU_t42tc=" width="530" height="326" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/570139129" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Rural charm: traditional East Anglian scene in Lavenham, Suffolk</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the great and the good from Suffolk and Norfolk, traditional enemies on so many issues, have teamed up to strike Cambridgeshire from East Anglia altogether.\r\n\r\nThe region was originally formed of only these two counties - originally called North and South Folk of the Kingdom of East Angles, but the big-eared flatlanders joined in when pesky princess Etheldreda of the Isle of Ely got wed around the year 650.\r\n\r\nEver since the swamplands of Cambridgeshire have been drained to make it more bearable - and in turn Cambridgeshire has drained the life from East Anglia, a place of beautiful countryside, coastline, breweries, a fine football team (in Ipswich, obviously) and the place listed as a number one destination by visitors from around Britain and beyond. \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newly formed Anglia Against Cambridgeshire Coalition, which consists of county council chiefs, MPs, tourism and business leaders, said: "We don\'t mind parts of North Essex being in East Anglia because it is picturesque, but Cambridgeshire brings us nothing.\r\n\r\n"We\'d be better off flooding it, providing a pretty natural boundary to East Anglia from the rest of the country."\r\n\r\nNobody from Cambridgeshire was available for comment today, but you can have your say by voting in our exclusive poll below...\r\n\r\n[yop_poll id="5"]\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2196, 1, '2015-12-02 10:20:11', '2015-12-02 10:20:11', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Edmund King\n\nSuffolk and Norfolk have formed an unlikely alliance to get Cambridgeshire booted out of East Anglia.</b>\n\nThe annoying, flat county has enjoyed the benefits of quaint East Anglian status for far too long - without actually bringing anything to the party itself.\n\nApart from Cambridge, which is a nice little city, the rest of the county is only useful for driving through in order to get to important places like the Midlands or Oop North.\n\nThe rest of Cambridgeshire is a barren wasteland full of weird people and dykes, as well as other drainage solutions for the Fens.\n\nNot even a couple of cathedrals - one in Ely and another in Peterborough (and let\'s not get started about Peterborough) - can justify it being a parasite which feeds off the success of the real East Anglians whoattract tourism and wealth.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/138743849?et=JiDurnoAQWNYJ0qv2ZS32g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8GkXmmeEtcibhS4LFX9_6Hl9mZXpFyftEy7tSZjNOBE=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/138743849" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Barren nights: Cambridgeshire in all it\'s glory</center></i><br><br>\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:530px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:61.509434% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/570139129?et=gE09YEdMSCJ5OHcLG12_BA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_HPuyGQI0JTx2rAsy4tyl2ATPwwPzJSLJLEvU_t42tc=" width="530" height="326" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/570139129" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Rural charm: traditional East Anglian scene in Lavenham, Suffolk</center></i><Br><br>\n\nNow the great and the good from Suffolk and Norfolk, traditional enemies on so many issues, have teamed up to strike Cambridgeshire from East Anglia altogether.\n\nThe region was originally formed of only these two counties - originally called North and South Folk of the Kingdom of East Angles, but the big-eared flatlanders joined in when pesky princess Etheldreda of the Isle of Ely got wed around the year 650.\n\nEver since the swamplands of Cambridgeshire have been drained to make it more bearable - and in turn Cambridgeshire has drained the life from East Anglia, a place of beautiful countryside, coastline, breweries, a fine football team (in Ipswich, obviously) and the place listed as a number one destination by visitors from around Britain and beyond. \n\nA spokesman for the newly formed Anglia Against Cambridgeshire Coalition, which consists of county council chiefs, MPs, tourism and business leaders, said: "We don\'t mind parts of North Essex being in East Anglia because it is picturesque, but Cambridgeshire brings us nothing.\n\n"We\'d be better off flooding it, providing a pretty natural boundary to East Anglia from the rest of the country."\n\nNobody from Cambridgeshire was available for comment today, but you can have your say by voting in our exclusive poll below...\n\n[yop_poll id="5"]\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2197, 1, '2015-12-02 10:20:13', '2015-12-02 10:20:13', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Edmund King\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Norfolk have formed an unlikely alliance to get Cambridgeshire booted out of East Anglia.</b>\r\n\r\nThe annoying, flat county has enjoyed the benefits of quaint East Anglian status for far too long - without actually bringing anything to the party itself.\r\n\r\nApart from Cambridge, which is a nice little city, the rest of the county is only useful for driving through in order to get to important places like the Midlands or Oop North.\r\n\r\nThe rest of Cambridgeshire is a barren wasteland full of weird people and dykes, as well as other drainage solutions for the Fens.\r\n\r\nNot even a couple of cathedrals - one in Ely and another in Peterborough (and let\'s not get started about Peterborough) - can justify it being a parasite which feeds off the success of the real East Anglians who attract tourism and wealth.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/138743849?et=JiDurnoAQWNYJ0qv2ZS32g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8GkXmmeEtcibhS4LFX9_6Hl9mZXpFyftEy7tSZjNOBE=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/138743849" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Barren nights: Cambridgeshire in all it\'s glory</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:530px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:61.509434% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/570139129?et=gE09YEdMSCJ5OHcLG12_BA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_HPuyGQI0JTx2rAsy4tyl2ATPwwPzJSLJLEvU_t42tc=" width="530" height="326" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/570139129" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Rural charm: traditional East Anglian scene in Lavenham, Suffolk</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the great and the good from Suffolk and Norfolk, traditional enemies on so many issues, have teamed up to strike Cambridgeshire from East Anglia altogether.\r\n\r\nThe region was originally formed of only these two counties - originally called North and South Folk of the Kingdom of East Angles, but the big-eared flatlanders joined in when pesky princess Etheldreda of the Isle of Ely got wed around the year 650.\r\n\r\nEver since the swamplands of Cambridgeshire have been drained to make it more bearable - and in turn Cambridgeshire has drained the life from East Anglia, a place of beautiful countryside, coastline, breweries, a fine football team (in Ipswich, obviously) and the place listed as a number one destination by visitors from around Britain and beyond. \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newly formed Anglia Against Cambridgeshire Coalition, which consists of county council chiefs, MPs, tourism and business leaders, said: "We don\'t mind parts of North Essex being in East Anglia because it is picturesque, but Cambridgeshire brings us nothing.\r\n\r\n"We\'d be better off flooding it, providing a pretty natural boundary to East Anglia from the rest of the country."\r\n\r\nNobody from Cambridgeshire was available for comment today, but you can have your say by voting in our exclusive poll below...\r\n\r\n[yop_poll id="5"]\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2198, 1, '2015-12-02 10:20:42', '2015-12-02 10:20:42', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Edmund King\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Norfolk have formed an unlikely alliance to get Cambridgeshire booted out of East Anglia.</b>\r\n\r\nThe annoying, flat county has enjoyed the benefits of quaint East Anglian status for far too long - without actually bringing anything to the party itself.\r\n\r\nApart from Cambridge, which is a nice little city, the rest of the county is only useful for driving through in order to get to important places like the Midlands or Oop North.\r\n\r\nThe rest of Cambridgeshire is a barren wasteland full of weird people and dykes, as well as other drainage solutions for the Fens.\r\n\r\nNot even a couple of cathedrals - one in Ely and another in Peterborough (and let\'s not get started about Peterborough) - can justify it being a parasite which feeds off the success of the real East Anglians who attract tourism and wealth.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/138743849?et=JiDurnoAQWNYJ0qv2ZS32g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8GkXmmeEtcibhS4LFX9_6Hl9mZXpFyftEy7tSZjNOBE=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/138743849" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Barren nights: Cambridgeshire in all its glory</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:530px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:61.509434% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/570139129?et=gE09YEdMSCJ5OHcLG12_BA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_HPuyGQI0JTx2rAsy4tyl2ATPwwPzJSLJLEvU_t42tc=" width="530" height="326" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/570139129" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Rural charm: traditional East Anglian scene in Lavenham, Suffolk</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the great and the good from Suffolk and Norfolk, traditional enemies on so many issues, have teamed up to strike Cambridgeshire from East Anglia altogether.\r\n\r\nThe region was originally formed of only these two counties - originally called North and South Folk of the Kingdom of East Angles, but the big-eared flatlanders joined in when pesky princess Etheldreda of the Isle of Ely got wed around the year 650.\r\n\r\nEver since the swamplands of Cambridgeshire have been drained to make it more bearable - and in turn Cambridgeshire has drained the life from East Anglia, a place of beautiful countryside, coastline, breweries, a fine football team (in Ipswich, obviously) and the place listed as a number one destination by visitors from around Britain and beyond. \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newly formed Anglia Against Cambridgeshire Coalition, which consists of county council chiefs, MPs, tourism and business leaders, said: "We don\'t mind parts of North Essex being in East Anglia because it is picturesque, but Cambridgeshire brings us nothing.\r\n\r\n"We\'d be better off flooding it, providing a pretty natural boundary to East Anglia from the rest of the country."\r\n\r\nNobody from Cambridgeshire was available for comment today, but you can have your say by voting in our exclusive poll below...\r\n\r\n[yop_poll id="5"]\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2199, 1, '2015-12-02 15:02:34', '2015-12-02 15:02:34', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has snapped up hot-headed I\'m A Celebrity star Lady C to be its new Diplomatic Editor.</b>\r\n\r\nLady Colin Campbell, who astonished viewers of the hit ITV show with her vicious tongue, is the perfect fit for this newspaper as it seeks to build bridges with readers from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nShe will be in charge of selecting news stories featuring <del datetime="2015-12-02T14:34:47+00:00">six-fingered </del>nice folk north of the Suffolk border, and will personally ensure no harsh words are said and that the peace is kept at all times.\r\n\r\nIn the Australian jungle she spent days cutting Spandau Ballet singer Tony Hadley and business tycoon Duncan Bannatyne to shreds, seemingly able to create an argument out of nothing.\r\n\r\nShe described former Dragons Den star Bannatyne as a "vain old goat" and "poverty-stricken compared to what I\'m used to", while Hadley was called a "chippy oik with the brains of a pea and the mouth of diarrhoea", a "pretentious buffoon", "fat slob", and a "blasted liar and a creep".\r\n\r\nIn fact her only friends in the camp, before she walked out on "medical grounds" earlier today, were boxing champ Chris Eubank and former Ipswich and England footballer Kieron Dyer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lady-c.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lady-c-566x342.jpg" alt="Lady Colin Campbell" width="566" height="342" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2200" /></a></center><center><i>Tossers, tossers, the whole bunch of you: Lady C says hello</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt was her relationship with Dyer, who was born in Ipswich before playing for the club in a glittering start to his career, which sealed the deal with the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nA pal of Lady C said she enjoyed his Ipswich stories in the jungle so much that she had no hesitation in joining the Suffolk Gazette as its Diplomatic Editor.\r\n\r\n"She is well aware of the deep divisions, hatred, mistrust and potentially downright dangerous flashpoints between the people of Norfolk and Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Her new role is a vital one in keeping the peace, and her record in the jungle shows she does not have a diplomatic bone in her body and will be absolutely useless at it."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Lady C joins Suffolk Gazette as Diplomatic Editor', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'lady-c-diplomatic-editor', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:19:26', '2018-01-29 14:19:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2199', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2201, 1, '2015-12-02 14:57:57', '2015-12-02 14:57:57', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has snapped up hot-headed I\'m A Celebrity star Lady C to be its new Diplomatic Editor.</b>\r\n\r\nLady Colin Campbell, who astonished viewers of the hit ITV show with her vicious tongue, is the perfect fit for this newspaper as it seeks to build bridges with readers from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nShe will be in charge of selecting news stories featuring <del datetime="2015-12-02T14:34:47+00:00">six-fingered </del>nice folk north of the Suffolk border, and will personally ensure no harsh words are said and the peace is kept at all times.\r\n\r\nIn the Australian jungle she spent days cutting Spandau Ballet singer Tony Hadley and business tycoon Duncan Bannatyne to shreds, seemingly able to create an argument out of nothing.\r\n\r\nShe described former Dragons Den star Bannatyne as a "vain old goat" and "poverty stricken compared to what I\'m used to", while Hadley was called a "chippy oik with the brains of a pea and the mouth of diarrhoea", a "pretentious bufoon", "fat slob", and a "blasted liar and a creep".\r\n\r\nIn fact her only friends in the camp, before she walked out on "medical grounds" earlier today, were boxing champ Chris Eubank and former Ipswich and England footballer Kieron Dyer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lady-c.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lady-c-566x342.jpg" alt="Lady Colin Campbell" width="566" height="342" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2200" /></a></center><center><i>Tossers, tossers, the whole bunch of you: Lady C says hello</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt was her relationship with Dyer, who was born in Ipswich before playing for the club in a glittering start to his career, which sealed the deal with the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nA pal of Lady C said she enjoyed his Ipswich stories in the jungle so much that she had no hesitation in joining the Suffolk Gazette as its Diplomatic Editor.\r\n\r\n"She is well aware of the deep divisions, hatred, mistrust and potentially downright dangerous flashpoints with the people of Norfolk have with the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"Her role is vital one in keeping the peace, and her record in the jungle shows she does not have a diplomatic bone in her body and will be absolutely useless at it."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Lady C joins Suffolk Gazette as Diplomatic Editor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2199-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-02 14:57:57', '2015-12-02 14:57:57', '', 2199, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2199-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2202, 1, '2015-12-02 15:02:34', '2015-12-02 15:02:34', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has snapped up hot-headed I\'m A Celebrity star Lady C to be its new Diplomatic Editor.</b>\r\n\r\nLady Colin Campbell, who astonished viewers of the hit ITV show with her vicious tongue, is the perfect fit for this newspaper as it seeks to build bridges with readers from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nShe will be in charge of selecting news stories featuring <del datetime="2015-12-02T14:34:47+00:00">six-fingered </del>nice folk north of the Suffolk border, and will personally ensure no harsh words are said and that the peace is kept at all times.\r\n\r\nIn the Australian jungle she spent days cutting Spandau Ballet singer Tony Hadley and business tycoon Duncan Bannatyne to shreds, seemingly able to create an argument out of nothing.\r\n\r\nShe described former Dragons Den star Bannatyne as a "vain old goat" and "poverty-stricken compared to what I\'m used to", while Hadley was called a "chippy oik with the brains of a pea and the mouth of diarrhoea", a "pretentious buffoon", "fat slob", and a "blasted liar and a creep".\r\n\r\nIn fact her only friends in the camp, before she walked out on "medical grounds" earlier today, were boxing champ Chris Eubank and former Ipswich and England footballer Kieron Dyer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lady-c.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lady-c-566x342.jpg" alt="Lady Colin Campbell" width="566" height="342" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2200" /></a></center><center><i>Tossers, tossers, the whole bunch of you: Lady C says hello</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt was her relationship with Dyer, who was born in Ipswich before playing for the club in a glittering start to his career, which sealed the deal with the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nA pal of Lady C said she enjoyed his Ipswich stories in the jungle so much that she had no hesitation in joining the Suffolk Gazette as its Diplomatic Editor.\r\n\r\n"She is well aware of the deep divisions, hatred, mistrust and potentially downright dangerous flashpoints between the people of Norfolk and Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Her new role is vital one in keeping the peace, and her record in the jungle shows she does not have a diplomatic bone in her body and will be absolutely useless at it."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Lady C joins Suffolk Gazette as Diplomatic Editor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2199-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-02 15:02:34', '2015-12-02 15:02:34', '', 2199, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2199-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2203, 1, '2015-12-02 15:04:26', '2015-12-02 15:04:26', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy The Editor\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette has snapped up hot-headed I\'m A Celebrity star Lady C to be its new Diplomatic Editor.</b>\n\nLady Colin Campbell, who astonished viewers of the hit ITV show with her vicious tongue, is the perfect fit for this newspaper as it seeks to build bridges with readers from Norfolk.\n\nShe will be in charge of selecting news stories featuring <del datetime="2015-12-02T14:34:47+00:00">six-fingered </del>nice folk north of the Suffolk border, and will personally ensure no harsh words are said and that the peace is kept at all times.\n\nIn the Australian jungle she spent days cutting Spandau Ballet singer Tony Hadley and business tycoon Duncan Bannatyne to shreds, seemingly able to create an argument out of nothing.\n\nShe described former Dragons Den star Bannatyne as a "vain old goat" and "poverty-stricken compared to what I\'m used to", while Hadley was called a "chippy oik with the brains of a pea and the mouth of diarrhoea", a "pretentious buffoon", "fat slob", and a "blasted liar and a creep".\n\nIn fact her only friends in the camp, before she walked out on "medical grounds" earlier today, were boxing champ Chris Eubank and former Ipswich and England footballer Kieron Dyer.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lady-c.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lady-c-566x342.jpg" alt="Lady Colin Campbell" width="566" height="342" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2200" /></a></center><center><i>Tossers, tossers, the whole bunch of you: Lady C says hello</center></i><br><br>\n\nIt was her relationship with Dyer, who was born in Ipswich before playing for the club in a glittering start to his career, which sealed the deal with the Suffolk Gazette.\n\nA pal of Lady C said she enjoyed his Ipswich stories in the jungle so much that she had no hesitation in joining the Suffolk Gazette as its Diplomatic Editor.\n\n"She is well aware of the deep divisions, hatred, mistrust and potentially downright dangerous flashpoints between the people of Norfolk and Suffolk.\n\n"Her new role is a vital one in keeping the peace, and her record in the jungle shows she does not have a diplomatic bone in her body and will be absolutely useless at it."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Lady C joins Suffolk Gazette as Diplomatic Editor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2199-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-12-02 15:04:26', '2015-12-02 15:04:26', '', 2199, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2199-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2204, 1, '2015-12-02 15:04:29', '2015-12-02 15:04:29', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has snapped up hot-headed I\'m A Celebrity star Lady C to be its new Diplomatic Editor.</b>\r\n\r\nLady Colin Campbell, who astonished viewers of the hit ITV show with her vicious tongue, is the perfect fit for this newspaper as it seeks to build bridges with readers from Norfolk.\r\n\r\nShe will be in charge of selecting news stories featuring <del datetime="2015-12-02T14:34:47+00:00">six-fingered </del>nice folk north of the Suffolk border, and will personally ensure no harsh words are said and that the peace is kept at all times.\r\n\r\nIn the Australian jungle she spent days cutting Spandau Ballet singer Tony Hadley and business tycoon Duncan Bannatyne to shreds, seemingly able to create an argument out of nothing.\r\n\r\nShe described former Dragons Den star Bannatyne as a "vain old goat" and "poverty-stricken compared to what I\'m used to", while Hadley was called a "chippy oik with the brains of a pea and the mouth of diarrhoea", a "pretentious buffoon", "fat slob", and a "blasted liar and a creep".\r\n\r\nIn fact her only friends in the camp, before she walked out on "medical grounds" earlier today, were boxing champ Chris Eubank and former Ipswich and England footballer Kieron Dyer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lady-c.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lady-c-566x342.jpg" alt="Lady Colin Campbell" width="566" height="342" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-2200" /></a></center><center><i>Tossers, tossers, the whole bunch of you: Lady C says hello</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt was her relationship with Dyer, who was born in Ipswich before playing for the club in a glittering start to his career, which sealed the deal with the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nA pal of Lady C said she enjoyed his Ipswich stories in the jungle so much that she had no hesitation in joining the Suffolk Gazette as its Diplomatic Editor.\r\n\r\n"She is well aware of the deep divisions, hatred, mistrust and potentially downright dangerous flashpoints between the people of Norfolk and Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Her new role is a vital one in keeping the peace, and her record in the jungle shows she does not have a diplomatic bone in her body and will be absolutely useless at it."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Lady C joins Suffolk Gazette as Diplomatic Editor', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2199-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-02 15:04:29', '2015-12-02 15:04:29', '', 2199, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2199-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2205, 1, '2018-04-04 05:56:56', '2018-04-04 05:56:56', '<strong>Britain\'s oldest school caretaker has been suspended after accidentally dyeing a whole class of young children blue.</strong>\r\n\r\nNorman Fletcher, 87, who staff feared had been getting increasingly "doddery", got chemicals for the Little Brimmer Primary School swimming pool mixed up with powdered blue paint.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFar from making the indoor pool water cleaner, his mistake turned it into a huge paint pot.\r\n\r\nAnd when the class of excited eight-year-old kids jumped in for their afternoon swimming lesson, they surfaced looking like a group of startled smurfs.\r\n\r\nThey were immediately hauled out of the water, but the colour would not rinse off in the showers.\r\n\r\nAs a precaution, the children were taken to the Little Brimmer Medical Centre, where the receptionist annoyed teachers by asking: "Where are you all coming from?"\r\n\r\nDoctors said nobody\'s health was at risk, and worried parents were told the paint should fade away by the summer.\r\n\r\nA sign at the school gates warns the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/olympic-diver-pee-green-pool/">swimming pool</a> will be closed for the foreseeable future.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg" alt="little-brimmer-primary-school" width="499" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2206" /></a>\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We all like Mr Fletcher. The old boy has been part of school life here for over 60 years, but we feel the work is getting a bit too much for him.\r\n\r\n"My daughter thinks it\'s funny being blue, and she\'ll certainly looks a little odd over the Easter holidays, but it could have been worse.\r\n\r\n"What if Mr Fletcher had got rat poison mixed up instead of paint? At least the worst of it now is the kids look like smurfs."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/short-back-and-sides-haircut/">Headmaster </a>James Peat said in a statement: "We are taking this very seriously, and Mr Fletcher has been suspended pending further inquiries.\r\n\r\n"He has served the school loyally, and we know he loves his job, but at 87 years old it is probably time for him to hang up his mop."\r\n\r\nMr Fletcher, who had mistaken the paint for chemicals when he visited Little Brimmer\'s local shop to stock up on school supplies, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-239x300.jpeg" alt="image" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1996" /></a>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Elderly school caretaker dyed kids blue', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'children-blue-paint', '', '', '2018-04-04 06:56:05', '2018-04-04 06:56:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2205', 0, 'post', '', 11); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2207, 1, '2015-12-03 09:56:23', '2015-12-03 09:56:23', '<b>Britain\'s oldest school caretaker has been suspended after accidentally dyeing a whole class of young children blue.</b>\r\n\r\nNorman Fletcher, 87, who staff feared had been getting increasingly "doddery", got chemicals for the Little Brimmer Primary School swimming pool mixed up with powdered blue paint.\r\n\r\nFar from making the indoor pool water cleaner, his mistake turned it into a huge paint pot.\r\n\r\nAnd when the class of excited eight-year-old kids jumped in for their afternoon swimming lesson, they surfaced looking like a group of startled smurfs.\r\n\r\nThey were immediately hauled out of the water, but the colour would not rinse off in the showers. As a precaution, the children were taken to the Little Brimmer Medical Centre, where the receptionist annoyed teachers by asking: "Where are you all coming from?"\r\n\r\nDoctors said nobody\'s health was at risk, and worried parents were told the paint should fade away by the New Year.\r\n\r\nA sign at the school gates warns the pool will be closed for the foreseeable future.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg" alt="little-brimmer-primary-school" width="499" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2206" /></a></center><center><i>Sign of the times at Suffolk school</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne mum, who asked not to be named, said: "We all like Mr Fletcher. The old boy has been part of school life here for over 60 years, but we feel the work is getting a bit too much for him.\r\n\r\n"My daughter thinks it\'s funny being blue, and she\'ll certainly look a little odd for Christmas, but it could have been worse. What if Mr Fletcher had got rat poison mixed up instead of paint? At least the worst of it now is the kids look like smurfs."\r\n\r\nHeadmaster James Peat said in a statement: "We are taking this very seriously, and Mr Fletcher has been suspended pending further inquiries. He has served the school loyally, and we know he loves his job, but at 87 years old it is probably time for him to hang up his mop."\r\n\r\nMr Fletcher, who had mistaken the paint for chemicals when he visited Little Brimmer\'s local shop to stock up on school supplies, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-239x300.jpeg" alt="image" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1996" /></a></center><center><i>The shop where Mr Fletcher bought the powdered paint</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Elderly school caretaker dyed kids blue', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2205-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-03 09:56:23', '2015-12-03 09:56:23', '', 2205, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2205-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2209, 1, '2015-12-03 09:59:38', '2015-12-03 09:59:38', '<b>Britain\'s oldest school caretaker has been suspended after accidentally dyeing a whole class of young children blue.</b>\r\n\r\nNorman Fletcher, 87, who staff feared had been getting increasingly "doddery", got chemicals for the Little Brimmer Primary School swimming pool mixed up with powdered blue paint.\r\n\r\nFar from making the indoor pool water cleaner, his mistake turned it into a huge paint pot.\r\n\r\nAnd when the class of excited eight-year-old kids jumped in for their afternoon swimming lesson, they surfaced looking like a group of startled smurfs.\r\n\r\nThey were immediately hauled out of the water, but the colour would not rinse off in the showers. As a precaution, the children were taken to the Little Brimmer Medical Centre, where the receptionist annoyed teachers by asking: "Where are you all coming from?"\r\n\r\nDoctors said nobody\'s health was at risk, and worried parents were told the paint should fade away by the New Year.\r\n\r\nA sign at the school gates warns the pool will be closed for the foreseeable future.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg" alt="little-brimmer-primary-school" width="499" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2206" /></a></center><center><i>Sign of the times at Suffolk school</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne mum, who asked not to be named, said: "We all like Mr Fletcher. The old boy has been part of school life here for over 60 years, but we feel the work is getting a bit too much for him.\r\n\r\n"My daughter thinks it\'s funny being blue, and she\'ll certainly look a little odd for Christmas, but it could have been worse. What if Mr Fletcher had got rat poison mixed up instead of paint? At least the worst of it now is the kids look like smurfs."\r\n\r\nHeadmaster James Peat said in a statement: "We are taking this very seriously, and Mr Fletcher has been suspended pending further inquiries. He has served the school loyally, and we know he loves his job, but at 87 years old it is probably time for him to hang up his mop."\r\n\r\nMr Fletcher, who had mistaken the paint for chemicals when he visited Little Brimmer\'s local shop to stock up on school supplies, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-239x300.jpeg" alt="image" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1996" /></a></center><center><i>Shop where Mr Fletcher bought powdered paint</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Elderly school caretaker dyed kids blue', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2205-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-03 09:59:38', '2015-12-03 09:59:38', '', 2205, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2205-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2210, 1, '2015-12-03 10:00:31', '2015-12-03 10:00:31', '<b>Britain\'s oldest school caretaker has been suspended after accidentally dyeing a whole class of young children blue.</b>\r\n\r\nNorman Fletcher, 87, who staff feared had been getting increasingly "doddery", got chemicals for the Little Brimmer Primary School swimming pool mixed up with powdered blue paint.\r\n\r\nFar from making the indoor pool water cleaner, his mistake turned it into a huge paint pot.\r\n\r\nAnd when the class of excited eight-year-old kids jumped in for their afternoon swimming lesson, they surfaced looking like a group of startled smurfs.\r\n\r\nThey were immediately hauled out of the water, but the colour would not rinse off in the showers. As a precaution, the children were taken to the Little Brimmer Medical Centre, where the receptionist annoyed teachers by asking: "Where are you all coming from?"\r\n\r\nDoctors said nobody\'s health was at risk, and worried parents were told the paint should fade away by the New Year.\r\n\r\nA sign at the school gates warns the pool will be closed for the foreseeable future.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/little-brimmer-primary-school.jpg" alt="little-brimmer-primary-school" width="499" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2206" /></a></center><center><i>Sign of the times at Suffolk school</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne mum, who asked not to be named, said: "We all like Mr Fletcher. The old boy has been part of school life here for over 60 years, but we feel the work is getting a bit too much for him.\r\n\r\n"My daughter thinks it\'s funny being blue, and she\'ll certainly look a little odd for Christmas, but it could have been worse. What if Mr Fletcher had got rat poison mixed up instead of paint? At least the worst of it now is the kids look like smurfs."\r\n\r\nHeadmaster James Peat said in a statement: "We are taking this very seriously, and Mr Fletcher has been suspended pending further inquiries. He has served the school loyally, and we know he loves his job, but at 87 years old it is probably time for him to hang up his mop."\r\n\r\nMr Fletcher, who had mistaken the paint for chemicals when he visited Little Brimmer\'s local shop to stock up on school supplies, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-239x300.jpeg" alt="image" width="239" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1996" /></a></center><center><i>Where Mr Fletcher got powdered paint</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Elderly school caretaker dyed kids blue', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2205-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-03 10:00:31', '2015-12-03 10:00:31', '', 2205, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2205-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2211, 1, '2015-12-04 08:46:26', '2015-12-04 08:46:26', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAn evil Suffolk man who planned to get his wife killed by a brown bear while on holiday in America has been jailed for ten years.</b>\r\n\r\nTwisted Steve Lennox hid three juicy prime steaks in Freya\'s backpack as they set off on a day\'s hike in California\'s Yosemite National Park.\r\n\r\nOnce deep inside the forest, he planned to attract the attention of the fearsome local bears before running off, leaving his wife as a defenceless steak-and-human snack.\r\n\r\nBut his horrific scheme, which would have allowed him to cash the £150,000 life insurance policy he tricked Freya into taking out last year, was foiled at the last minute.\r\n\r\nA hunky American man camping nearby heard Freya\'s screams as she ran through the forest being chased by a mother bear and two cubs.\r\n\r\nClint Jefferson, 27, managed to intercept and fend off the hungry bears with pepper spray, forcing them to retreat.\r\n\r\nHe then guided terrified Freya back to her hotel at Bass Lake 25 miles away, where they discovered the meat in her backpack - and Steve Lennox at the hotel reception calling cops with a false missing person\'s report.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image1-e1449218276939.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image1-560x400.jpeg" alt="image" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-2212" /></a></center><center><I>Fearsome brown bears are hungry</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was held by Clint Jefferson and burly kitchen staff until the police arrived.\r\n\r\nAt first he pleaded his innocence under questioning, insisting he had packed the meat for a nice BBQ treat. But he finally admitted he wanted his wife dead to get his hands on her life insurance.\r\n\r\nLennox, 39, a builder from Woodbridge in Suffolk, had taken retail assistant Freya. 38, on the "dream holiday" to California to celebrate their fifteenth wedding anniversary.\r\n\r\nShe was present in court in Fresno, California to see her ex husband jailed for attempted murder and breaking an old local law of feeding the bears by leaving a sneaky trail of bacon to attract them.\r\n\r\nAfterwards, tearful Freya told a hushed press conference: "I can\'t believe what he did. I hope he rots in jail."\r\n\r\nShe said she believed Lennox came up with his scheme after watching a Yogi Bear cartoon before going to work one day.\r\n\r\n"He must have been planning it for a while," she explained. "It just goes to show you never really know someone.\r\n\r\n"But I\'ve had the last laugh. I\'ve sold our house and moved to America to live with Clint."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man tried to get wife eaten by bear', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'wife-eaten-by-bear', '', '', '2015-12-04 09:58:02', '2015-12-04 09:58:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2211', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2213, 1, '2015-12-04 08:45:01', '2015-12-04 08:45:01', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAn evil Suffolk man who planned to get his wife killed by a brown bear while on holiday in America has been jailed for ten years.</b>\r\n\r\nTwisted Steve Lennox hid three juicy prime steaks in Freya\'s backpack as they set off on a day\'s hike in California\'s Yosemite National Park.\r\n\r\nOnce deep inside the forest, he planned to attract the attention of the fearsome local bears before running off, leaving his wife as a defenceless steak-and-human snack.\r\n\r\nBut his horrific scheme, which would have allowed him to cash the new £150,000 life insurance policy he tricked Freya into taking out last year, was foiled at the last minute.\r\n\r\nAn American man camping nearby heard Freya\'s screams as she ran through the forest being chased by a mother bear and two cubs.\r\n\r\nClint Jefferson, 27, managed to intercept and fend off the hungry bears with pepper spray, forcing them to retreat.\r\n\r\nHe then guided terrified Freya back to her hotel at Bass Lake 25 miles away, where they discovered the meat in her backpack - and Steve Lennox at the hotel reception calling cops with a false missing person\'s report.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image1-e1449218276939.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image1-560x400.jpeg" alt="image" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-2212" /></a></center><center><I>Fearsome brown bears are hungry</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was held by Jefferson and burly kitchen staff until the Police arrived.\r\n\r\nAt first he pleaded his innocence under questioning, insisting he had packed the meat for a BBQ. But he finally admitted he wanted her dead to get his hands on the money.\r\n\r\nLennox, 39, a builder from Woodbridge in Suffolk, had taken retail assistant Freya. 38, on the "dream holiday" to California to celebrate their fifteenth wedding anniversary.\r\n\r\nShe was present in court in Fresno, California to see her ex husband jailed for attempted murder and feeding the Bears by leaving a sneaky trail of bacon once they were out hiking.\r\n\r\nAfterwards, Freya told a hushed press conference: "I can\'t believe what he did. I hope he rots in jail."\r\n\r\nShe believed Lennox came up with his scheme after watching a Yogi Bear cartoon before going to work one day.\r\n\r\n"He must have been planning it for a while," she said. "It just goes to show you never really know someone.\r\n\r\n"But I\'ve had the last laugh. I\'ve sold our house and moved to America to live with Clint."', 'Man tried to get wife eaten by bear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2211-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-04 08:45:01', '2015-12-04 08:45:01', '', 2211, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2211-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2214, 1, '2015-12-04 09:57:12', '2015-12-04 09:57:12', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Hugh Dunnett\nCrime Correspondent\n\nAn evil Suffolk man who planned to get his wife killed by a brown bear while on holiday in America has been jailed for ten years.</b>\n\nTwisted Steve Lennox hid three juicy prime steaks in Freya\'s backpack as they set off on a day\'s hike in California\'s Yosemite National Park.\n\nOnce deep inside the forest, he planned to attract the attention of the fearsome local bears before running off, leaving his wife as a defenceless steak-and-human snack.\n\nBut his horrific scheme, which would have allowed him to cash the £150,000 life insurance policy he tricked Freya into taking out last year, was foiled at the last minute.\n\nA hunky American man camping nearby heard Freya\'s screams as she ran through the forest being chased by a mother bear and two cubs.\n\nClint Jefferson, 27, managed to intercept and fend off the hungry bears with pepper spray, forcing them to retreat.\n\nHe then guided terrified Freya back to her hotel at Bass Lake 25 miles away, where they discovered the meat in her backpack - and Steve Lennox at the hotel reception calling cops with a false missing person\'s report.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image1-e1449218276939.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image1-560x400.jpeg" alt="image" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-2212" /></a></center><center><I>Fearsome brown bears are hungry</center></I><br><br>\n\nHe was held by Clint Jefferson and burly kitchen staff until the police arrived.\n\nAt first he pleaded his innocence under questioning, insisting he had packed the meat for a nice BBQ treat. But he finally admitted he wanted his wife dead to get his hands on her life insurance.\n\nLennox, 39, a builder from Woodbridge in Suffolk, had taken retail assistant Freya. 38, on the "dream holiday" to California to celebrate their fifteenth wedding anniversary.\n\nShe was present in court in Fresno, California to see her ex husband jailed for attempted murder and breaking an old local law of feeding the bears by leaving a sneaky trail of baconAfterwards, Freya told a hushed press conference: "I can\'t believe what he did. I hope he rots in jail."\n\nShe believed Lennox came up with his scheme after watching a Yogi Bear cartoon before going to work one day.\n\n"He must have been planning it for a while," she said. "It just goes to show you never really know someone.\n\n"But I\'ve had the last laugh. I\'ve sold our house and moved to America to live with Clint."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man tried to get wife eaten by bear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2211-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-12-04 09:57:12', '2015-12-04 09:57:12', '', 2211, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2211-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2215, 1, '2015-12-04 09:58:02', '2015-12-04 09:58:02', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nAn evil Suffolk man who planned to get his wife killed by a brown bear while on holiday in America has been jailed for ten years.</b>\r\n\r\nTwisted Steve Lennox hid three juicy prime steaks in Freya\'s backpack as they set off on a day\'s hike in California\'s Yosemite National Park.\r\n\r\nOnce deep inside the forest, he planned to attract the attention of the fearsome local bears before running off, leaving his wife as a defenceless steak-and-human snack.\r\n\r\nBut his horrific scheme, which would have allowed him to cash the £150,000 life insurance policy he tricked Freya into taking out last year, was foiled at the last minute.\r\n\r\nA hunky American man camping nearby heard Freya\'s screams as she ran through the forest being chased by a mother bear and two cubs.\r\n\r\nClint Jefferson, 27, managed to intercept and fend off the hungry bears with pepper spray, forcing them to retreat.\r\n\r\nHe then guided terrified Freya back to her hotel at Bass Lake 25 miles away, where they discovered the meat in her backpack - and Steve Lennox at the hotel reception calling cops with a false missing person\'s report.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image1-e1449218276939.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image1-560x400.jpeg" alt="image" width="560" height="400" class="aligncenter size-thumb_560x400 wp-image-2212" /></a></center><center><I>Fearsome brown bears are hungry</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe was held by Clint Jefferson and burly kitchen staff until the police arrived.\r\n\r\nAt first he pleaded his innocence under questioning, insisting he had packed the meat for a nice BBQ treat. But he finally admitted he wanted his wife dead to get his hands on her life insurance.\r\n\r\nLennox, 39, a builder from Woodbridge in Suffolk, had taken retail assistant Freya. 38, on the "dream holiday" to California to celebrate their fifteenth wedding anniversary.\r\n\r\nShe was present in court in Fresno, California to see her ex husband jailed for attempted murder and breaking an old local law of feeding the bears by leaving a sneaky trail of bacon to attract them.\r\n\r\nAfterwards, tearful Freya told a hushed press conference: "I can\'t believe what he did. I hope he rots in jail."\r\n\r\nShe said she believed Lennox came up with his scheme after watching a Yogi Bear cartoon before going to work one day.\r\n\r\n"He must have been planning it for a while," she explained. "It just goes to show you never really know someone.\r\n\r\n"But I\'ve had the last laugh. I\'ve sold our house and moved to America to live with Clint."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Man tried to get wife eaten by bear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2211-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-04 09:58:02', '2015-12-04 09:58:02', '', 2211, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2211-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2216, 1, '2015-12-07 08:17:05', '2015-12-07 08:17:05', '<strong>A Suffolk version of Monopoly, the popular game for all the family, has upset some residents of Haverhill because it is in the Old Kent Road spot on the board.</strong>\r\n\r\nGreat Cornard is also in the cheap \'brown\' section of the Suffolkopoly game, which also features extensive Greater Anglia delays rather than four traditional stations.\r\n\r\nSouthwold and Aldeburgh sit proudly in the dark blue colours, in spots reserved for Mayfair and Park Lane in the traditional game.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2-600x599.jpeg" alt="image" width="600" height="599" class="aligncenter size-wysija-newsletters-max wp-image-2217" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn Suffolkopoly the Electric Works has been replaced by the Sizewell Radiation Centre, the Water Works by a cheap but excellent Polish plumber, and there is also a Go To Norwich square, which nobody wants to land on.\r\n\r\nBut the game, conceived by Suffolk Gazette staff after a lengthy "editorial strategy meeting" in the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, has caused a big debate on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page.</a>\r\n\r\nOf the hundreds of comments, a representative two people from Haverhill were upset their town was the cheapest on the board. "It\'s typical of the snobbishness of Suffolk," said one.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I have never read your newspaper and now never will," said another, without seemingly realising the Suffolk Gazette is not a newspaper.\r\n\r\nOthers noted that Diss and Dedham, which were also given spots, were not even in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Editor Simon Young said: "What did they expect from a game that was devised after a few too many pints of Adnams?\r\n\r\n"If they want a more accurate game, they should just make it up like we did."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Intrigue over Suffolk version of Monopoly', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-monopoly', '', '', '2017-09-01 15:34:49', '2017-09-01 15:34:49', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2216', 0, 'post', '', 13); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2218, 1, '2015-12-07 08:16:38', '2015-12-07 08:16:38', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk version of Monopoly, the popular game for all the family, has upset some residents of Haverhill because it is in the Old Kent Road spot on the board.</b>\r\n\r\nGreat Cornard is also in the cheap \'brown\' section of the Suffolkopoly game, which also features extensive Greater Anglia delays rather than four traditional stations.\r\n\r\nSouthwold and Aldeburgh sit proudly in the dark blue colours, in spots reserved for Mayfair and Park Lane in the traditional game.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2-600x599.jpeg" alt="image" width="600" height="599" class="aligncenter size-wysija-newsletters-max wp-image-2217" /></a></center><center><I>Controversial Suffolkopoly board game</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn Suffolkopoly the Electric Works has been replaced by the Sizewell Radiation Centre, the Water Works by a cheap Polish plumber, and a there is also a Go To Norwich square, which nobody wants to land on.\r\n\r\nBut the game, conceived by Suffolk Gazette staff after a lengthy "editorial strategy meeting" in the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, has caused a big debate on the Suffolk Gazette Facebook page.\r\n\r\nOf the hundreds of comments, a representative two people from Haverhill were upset their town was the cheapest on the board. "It\'s typical of the snobbishness of Suffolk," said one.\r\n\r\n"I have never read your newspaper and now never will," said another, without seemingly realising the Suffolk Gazette is not a newspaper.\r\n\r\nOthers noted that Diss and Dedham, which were also given spots, were not even in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Editor Simon Young said: "What did they expect from a game that was devised after a few too many pints of Adnams?\r\n\r\n"If they want a more accurate game, they should just make it up like we did."\r\n', 'Intrigue over Suffolk version of Monopoly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2216-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-07 08:16:38', '2015-12-07 08:16:38', '', 2216, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2216-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2219, 1, '2017-09-01 15:33:47', '2017-09-01 15:33:47', '<strong>A Suffolk version of Monopoly, the popular game for all the family, has upset some residents of Haverhill because it is in the Old Kent Road spot on the board.</strong>\n\nGreat Cornard is also in the cheap \'brown\' section of the Suffolkopoly game, which also features extensive Greater Anglia delays rather than four traditional stations.\n\nSouthwold and Aldeburgh sit proudly in the dark blue colours, in spots reserved for Mayfair and Park Lane in the traditional game.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2-600x599.jpeg" alt="image" width="600" height="599" class="aligncenter size-wysija-newsletters-max wp-image-2217" /></a><br><br>\n\nIn Suffolkopoly the Electric Works has been replaced by the Sizewell Radiation Centre, the Water Works by a cheap but excellent Polish plumber, and there is also a Go To Norwich square, which nobody wants to land on.\n\nBut the game, conceived by Suffolk Gazette staff after a lengthy "editorial strategy meeting" in the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, has caused a big debate on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page.</a>\n\nOf the hundreds of comments, a representative two people from Haverhill were upset their town was the cheapest on the board. "It\'s typical of the snobbishness of Suffolk," said one.\n\n"I have never read your newspaper and now never will," said another, without seemingly realising the Suffolk Gazette is not a newspaper.\n\nOthers noted that Diss and Dedham, which were also given spots, were not even in Suffolk.\n\nSuffolk Gazette Editor Simon Young said: "What did they expect from a game that was devised after a few too many pints of Adnams?\n\n"If they want a more accurate game, they should just make it up like we did."\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Intrigue over Suffolk version of Monopoly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2216-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-09-01 15:33:47', '2017-09-01 15:33:47', '', 2216, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2216-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2220, 1, '2015-12-07 08:23:16', '2015-12-07 08:23:16', '<b>By Foo Tse\nEconomics Editor\n\nA Suffolk version of Monopoly, the popular game for all the family, has upset some residents of Haverhill because it is in the Old Kent Road spot on the board.</b>\n\nGreat Cornard is also in the cheap \'brown\' section of the Suffolkopoly game, which also features extensive Greater Anglia delays rather than four traditional stations.\n\nSouthwold and Aldeburgh sit proudly in the dark blue colours, in spots reserved for Mayfair and Park Lane in the traditional game.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2-600x599.jpeg" alt="image" width="600" height="599" class="aligncenter size-wysija-newsletters-max wp-image-2217" /></a></center><center><I>Controversial Suffolkopoly board game</center></I><br><br>\n\nIn Suffolkopoly the Electric Works has been replaced by the Sizewell Radiation Centre, the Water Works by a cheap Polish plumber, and a there is also a Go To Norwich square, which nobody wants to land on.\n\nBut the game, conceived by Suffolk Gazette staff after a lengthy "editorial strategy meeting" in the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, has caused a big debate on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page.</a>\n\nOf the hundreds of comments, a representative two people from Haverhill were upset their town was the cheapest on the board. "It\'s typical of the snobbishness of Suffolk," said one.\n\n"I have never read your newspaper and now never will," said another, without seemingly realising the Suffolk Gazette is not a newspaper.\n\nOthers noted that Diss and Dedham, which were also given spots, were not even in Suffolk.\n\nSuffolk Gazette Editor Simon Young said: "What did they expect from a game that was devised after a few too many pints of Adnams?\n\n"If they want a more accurate game, they should just make it up like we did."\n', 'Intrigue over Suffolk version of Monopoly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2216-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-07 08:23:16', '2015-12-07 08:23:16', '', 2216, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2216-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2221, 1, '2015-12-07 08:35:10', '2015-12-07 08:35:10', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk version of Monopoly, the popular game for all the family, has upset some residents of Haverhill because it is in the Old Kent Road spot on the board.</b>\r\n\r\nGreat Cornard is also in the cheap \'brown\' section of the Suffolkopoly game, which also features extensive Greater Anglia delays rather than four traditional stations.\r\n\r\nSouthwold and Aldeburgh sit proudly in the dark blue colours, in spots reserved for Mayfair and Park Lane in the traditional game.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2-600x599.jpeg" alt="image" width="600" height="599" class="aligncenter size-wysija-newsletters-max wp-image-2217" /></a></center><center><I>Controversial Suffolkopoly board game</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn Suffolkopoly the Electric Works has been replaced by the Sizewell Radiation Centre, the Water Works by a cheap Polish plumber, and there is also a Go To Norwich square, which nobody wants to land on.\r\n\r\nBut the game, conceived by Suffolk Gazette staff after a lengthy "editorial strategy meeting" in the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, has caused a big debate on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page.</a>\r\n\r\nOf the hundreds of comments, a representative two people from Haverhill were upset their town was the cheapest on the board. "It\'s typical of the snobbishness of Suffolk," said one.\r\n\r\n"I have never read your newspaper and now never will," said another, without seemingly realising the Suffolk Gazette is not a newspaper.\r\n\r\nOthers noted that Diss and Dedham, which were also given spots, were not even in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Editor Simon Young said: "What did they expect from a game that was devised after a few too many pints of Adnams?\r\n\r\n"If they want a more accurate game, they should just make it up like we did."', 'Intrigue over Suffolk version of Monopoly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2216-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-07 08:35:10', '2015-12-07 08:35:10', '', 2216, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2216-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2223, 1, '2015-12-07 22:52:48', '2015-12-07 22:52:48', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk version of Monopoly, the popular game for all the family, has upset some residents of Haverhill because it is in the Old Kent Road spot on the board.</b>\r\n\r\nGreat Cornard is also in the cheap \'brown\' section of the Suffolkopoly game, which also features extensive Greater Anglia delays rather than four traditional stations.\r\n\r\nSouthwold and Aldeburgh sit proudly in the dark blue colours, in spots reserved for Mayfair and Park Lane in the traditional game.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2-600x599.jpeg" alt="image" width="600" height="599" class="aligncenter size-wysija-newsletters-max wp-image-2217" /></a></center><center><I>Controversial Suffolkopoly board game</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn Suffolkopoly the Electric Works has been replaced by the Sizewell Radiation Centre, the Water Works by a cheap Polish plumber, and there is also a Go To Norwich square, which nobody wants to land on.\r\n\r\nBut the game, conceived by Suffolk Gazette staff after a lengthy "editorial strategy meeting" in the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, has caused a big debate on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page.</a>\r\n\r\nOf the hundreds of comments, a representative two people from Haverhill were upset their town was the cheapest on the board. "It\'s typical of the snobbishness of Suffolk," said one.\r\n\r\n"I have never read your newspaper and now never will," said another, without seemingly realising the Suffolk Gazette is not a newspaper.\r\n\r\nOthers noted that Diss and Dedham, which were also given spots, were not even in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Editor Simon Young said: "What did they expect from a game that was devised after a few too many pints of Adnams?\r\n\r\n"If they want a more accurate game, they should just make it up like we did."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Intrigue over Suffolk version of Monopoly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2216-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-07 22:52:48', '2015-12-07 22:52:48', '', 2216, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2216-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2224, 1, '2015-12-08 11:22:08', '2015-12-08 11:22:08', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk version of Monopoly, the popular game for all the family, has upset some residents of Haverhill because it is in the Old Kent Road spot on the board.</b>\r\n\r\nGreat Cornard is also in the cheap \'brown\' section of the Suffolkopoly game, which also features extensive Greater Anglia delays rather than four traditional stations.\r\n\r\nSouthwold and Aldeburgh sit proudly in the dark blue colours, in spots reserved for Mayfair and Park Lane in the traditional game.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2-600x599.jpeg" alt="image" width="600" height="599" class="aligncenter size-wysija-newsletters-max wp-image-2217" /></a></center><center><I>Controversial Suffolkopoly board game</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn Suffolkopoly the Electric Works has been replaced by the Sizewell Radiation Centre, the Water Works by a cheap Polish plumber, and there is also a Go To Norwich square, which nobody wants to land on.\r\n\r\nBut the game, conceived by Suffolk Gazette staff after a lengthy "editorial strategy meeting" in the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, has caused a big debate on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page.</a>\r\n\r\nOf the hundreds of comments, a representative two people from Haverhill were upset their town was the cheapest on the board. "It\'s typical of the snobbishness of Suffolk," said one.\r\n\r\n"I have never read your newspaper and now never will," said another, without seemingly realising the Suffolk Gazette is not a newspaper.\r\n\r\nOthers noted that Diss and Dedham, which were also given spots, were not even in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Editor Simon Young said: "What did they expect from a game that was devised after a few too many pints of Adnams?\r\n\r\n"If they want a more accurate game, they should just make it up like we did."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Intrigue over Suffolk version of Monopoly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2216-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-08 11:22:08', '2015-12-08 11:22:08', '', 2216, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2216-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2225, 1, '2015-12-08 11:23:12', '2015-12-08 11:23:12', '<b>By Foo Tse\r\nEconomics Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk version of Monopoly, the popular game for all the family, has upset some residents of Haverhill because it is in the Old Kent Road spot on the board.</b>\r\n\r\nGreat Cornard is also in the cheap \'brown\' section of the Suffolkopoly game, which also features extensive Greater Anglia delays rather than four traditional stations.\r\n\r\nSouthwold and Aldeburgh sit proudly in the dark blue colours, in spots reserved for Mayfair and Park Lane in the traditional game.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2-600x599.jpeg" alt="image" width="600" height="599" class="aligncenter size-wysija-newsletters-max wp-image-2217" /></a></center><center><I>Controversial Suffolkopoly board game</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn Suffolkopoly the Electric Works has been replaced by the Sizewell Radiation Centre, the Water Works by a cheap Polish plumber, and there is also a Go To Norwich square, which nobody wants to land on.\r\n\r\nBut the game, conceived by Suffolk Gazette staff after a lengthy "editorial strategy meeting" in the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, has caused a big debate on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page.</a>\r\n\r\nOf the hundreds of comments, a representative two people from Haverhill were upset their town was the cheapest on the board. "It\'s typical of the snobbishness of Suffolk," said one.\r\n\r\n"I have never read your newspaper and now never will," said another, without seemingly realising the Suffolk Gazette is not a newspaper.\r\n\r\nOthers noted that Diss and Dedham, which were also given spots, were not even in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Editor Simon Young said: "What did they expect from a game that was devised after a few too many pints of Adnams?\r\n\r\n"If they want a more accurate game, they should just make it up like we did."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Intrigue over Suffolk version of Monopoly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2216-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-08 11:23:12', '2015-12-08 11:23:12', '', 2216, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2216-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2226, 1, '2015-12-08 11:57:39', '2015-12-08 11:57:39', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farmer has transformed his old tractor into a new version of the Segway that he believes will take the country by storm.</b>\r\n\r\nBill Smith, 74, cut his beloved old Massey Ferguson in half and tinkered with the mechanics to develop the all-terrain Segway, which will provide fast and safe transport around the countryside or in town centres.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Segway is now available at the bargain price of £7,999 and comes in four colours, so long as they are all rusty brown.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/suffolk-segway-tractor-e1449575528264.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/suffolk-segway-tractor-e1449575528264.jpg" alt="tractor segway" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2228" /></a></center><center><i>Farmer Bill Smith on board his Suffolk Segway</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Smith, who farms near Stoke-by-Nayland, said: "I was messing about in the workshop when my grandson started talking about wanting a Segway. He showed me a picture and I thought, \'I can do better than that\'.\r\n\r\n"So I played around with my old tractor and developed a bigger version. The wheels are so large that it would be very difficult to fall off. Also, it means the Suffolk Segway can go anywhere - up hills, through muddy fields, across streams. There\'s nothing it can\'t do."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Segway has a large battery, taken from the original tractor, that will provide enough power for 15 hours of carefree riding with a maximum speed of 25mph. It works by detecting any change in the centre of mass of the rider, and propels the vehicle forward or backwards as a result.\r\n\r\nMr Smith has already sold 72 of the Suffolk Segway machines, and admits the hardest part is finding enough old tractors to chop in half.\r\n\r\n"It just goes to show it\'s never too late in life to try something new," he said.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Super sexy Suffolk Segway', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-segway', '', '', '2015-12-08 11:57:39', '2015-12-08 11:57:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2226', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2227, 1, '2015-12-08 11:33:53', '2015-12-08 11:33:53', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farmer has developed a new version of the Segway which he believes will take the country by storm.</b>\r\n\r\nBill Smith \r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Suffolk Segway hits the shelves', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2226-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-08 11:33:53', '2015-12-08 11:33:53', '', 2226, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2226-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2229, 1, '2015-12-08 11:56:51', '2015-12-08 11:56:51', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA Suffolk farmer has transformed his old tractor into a new version of the Segway that he believes will take the country by storm.</b>\r\n\r\nBill Smith, 74, cut his beloved old Massey Ferguson in half and tinkered with the mechanics to develop the all-terrain Segway, which will provide fast and safe transport around the countryside or in town centres.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Segway is now available at the bargain price of £7,999 and comes in four colours, so long as they are all rusty brown.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/suffolk-segway-tractor-e1449575528264.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/suffolk-segway-tractor-e1449575528264.jpg" alt="tractor segway" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2228" /></a></center><center><i>Farmer Bill Smith on board his Suffolk Segway</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Smith, who farms near Stoke-by-Nayland, said: "I was messing about in the workshop when my grandson started talking about wanting a Segway. He showed me a picture and I thought, \'I can do better than that\'.\r\n\r\n"So I played around with my old tractor and developed a bigger version. The wheels are so large that it would be very difficult to fall off. Also, it means the Suffolk Segway can go anywhere - up hills, through muddy fields, across streams. There\'s nothing it can\'t do."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Segway has a large battery, taken from the original tractor, that will provide enough power for 15 hours of carefree riding with a maximum speed of 25mph. It works by detecting any change in the centre of mass of the rider, and propels the vehicle forward or backwards as a result.\r\n\r\nMr Smith has already sold 72 of the Suffolk Segway machines, and admits the hardest part is finding enough old tractors to chop in half.\r\n\r\n"It just goes to show it\'s never too late in life to try something new," he said.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Super sexy Suffolk Segway', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2226-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-08 11:56:51', '2015-12-08 11:56:51', '', 2226, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2226-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2230, 1, '2015-12-09 11:53:02', '2015-12-09 11:53:02', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich grandmother today claimed Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn took her dead husband\'s bike while on an election campaign visit to the town earlier this year.</b>\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Dell, 83, a former nurse and now a resident in an old folks home in Bury St Edmunds, told The Suffolk Gazette: "My Bill passed away in the January so I put his bike away in our shed for safekeeping. It was only after Mr Corbyn\'s visit in March that I noticed it had gone.\r\n\r\n"The padlock had been cut off the shed door and the bike was missing along with our lawn mower and some of Bill\'s tools. I immediately put two and two together and realised that Mr Corbyn must have done it.\r\n\r\n"I even saw him riding a bike down his street the other day on television. It looked like Bill\'s bike because it had two wheels and some pedals, but it seems he has painted it a different colour. Bill\'s was red and Mr Corbyn has painted it blue, which is a bit ironic, don\'t you think?\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never voted Labour and I never will to be honest, especially after this."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jeremy-corbyn-bike.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2233"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jeremy-corbyn-bike.jpg" alt="Jeremy Corbyn on a bicycle" width="630" height="419" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2233" /></a></center><center><i>Jeremy Corbyn: I like to ride my bicycle (Photo, Twitter/@TrickyBee)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn, who received <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/" target="_blank">surprise Labour leadership backing from North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un</a>, who has a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/" target="_blank">holiday caravan in Suffolk</a>, last night strongly denied the allegation that he took a bike from a shed in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nSpeaking to reporters outside his home in North London, he said: "It\'s absurd to suggest I had anything to do with the disappearance of this lady\'s bicycle. I freely admit I may have climbed over her back fence to answer a call of nature, but I certainly didn\'t lop off the padlock on the shed with bolt-croppers, nor did I take the bike, a hammer and bolster, a pair of mole grips and an olive-green Suffolk Punch lawnmower with detachable grass collector."\r\n\r\nThis latest allegation comes just two weeks after former Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, was quizzed following a break-in at a Jaguar car showroom in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nLast night a Suffolk police insider said: "Of course Mr Corbyn did not take this woman\'s bike. She must be mistaken."\r\n\r\n<i>* To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Jeremy Corbyn \'took my hubby\'s bike\', says gran', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'jeremy-corbyn-bike', '', '', '2015-12-09 12:04:02', '2015-12-09 12:04:02', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2230', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2231, 1, '2015-12-09 11:35:53', '2015-12-09 11:35:53', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich grandmother today claimed Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn took her dead husband\'s bike while on an election campaign visit earlier this year.\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Dell, 83, a former nurse and now a resident in an old folks home in Bury St Edmunds, told The Suffolk Gazette: "My Bill passed away in the January so I put his bike away in our shed for safekeeping. It was only after Mr Corbyn\'s visit that I noticed it had gone.\r\n\r\n"The padlock had been cut off the shed door and the bike was missing along with our lawn mower and some of Bill\'s tools. I immediately put two and two together and realised that Mr Corbyn must have done it.\r\n\r\n"I even saw him pushing it down his street the other day on television. I\'ve never voted Labour and I never will to be honest, especially after this."\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn, who received the surprise election backing of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un, who has a holiday caravn in Suffolk, last night strongly denied the allegation that he took a bike from a shed.\r\n\r\nSpeaking to reporters outside his home in North London, he said: "It\'s absurd to suggest I had anything to do with the disappearance of this lady\'s bicycle. I freely admit I may have climbed over her back fence to answer a call of nature, but I certainly didn\'t lop off the padlock on the shed with bolt-croppers, nor did I take the bike, a hammer and bolster, a pair of mole grips and an olive green Suffolk Punch lawnmower with detachable grass collector. Er, I\'ve got to go."\r\n\r\nThis latest allegation comes just two weeks after former Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, was quizzed following a break-in at a Jaguar car showroom in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Jeremy Corbyn \'took my dead hubby\'s bike\', says gran', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2230-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-09 11:35:53', '2015-12-09 11:35:53', '', 2230, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2230-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2232, 1, '2015-12-09 11:38:16', '2015-12-09 11:38:16', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich grandmother today claimed Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn took her dead husband\'s bike while on an election campaign visit earlier this year.\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Dell, 83, a former nurse and now a resident in an old folks home in Bury St Edmunds, told The Suffolk Gazette: "My Bill passed away in the January so I put his bike away in our shed for safekeeping. It was only after Mr Corbyn\'s visit that I noticed it had gone.\r\n\r\n"The padlock had been cut off the shed door and the bike was missing along with our lawn mower and some of Bill\'s tools. I immediately put two and two together and realised that Mr Corbyn must have done it.\r\n\r\n"I even saw him pushing it down his street the other day on television. I\'ve never voted Labour and I never will to be honest, especially after this."\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn, who received the surprise election backing of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un, who has a holiday caravn in Suffolk, last night strongly denied the allegation that he took a bike from a shed.\r\n\r\nSpeaking to reporters outside his home in North London, he said: "It\'s absurd to suggest I had anything to do with the disappearance of this lady\'s bicycle. I freely admit I may have climbed over her back fence to answer a call of nature, but I certainly didn\'t lop off the padlock on the shed with bolt-croppers, nor did I take the bike, a hammer and bolster, a pair of mole grips and an olive green Suffolk Punch lawnmower with detachable grass collector. Er, I\'ve got to go."\r\n\r\nThis latest allegation comes just two weeks after former Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, was quizzed following a break-in at a Jaguar car showroom in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\n<i>* To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Jeremy Corbyn \'took my hubby\'s bike\', says gran', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2230-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-09 11:38:16', '2015-12-09 11:38:16', '', 2230, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2230-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2234, 1, '2015-12-09 11:53:02', '2015-12-09 11:53:02', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich grandmother today claimed Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn took her dead husband\'s bike while on an election campaign visit to the town earlier this year.</b>\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Dell, 83, a former nurse and now a resident in an old folks home in Bury St Edmunds, told The Suffolk Gazette: "My Bill passed away in the January so I put his bike away in our shed for safekeeping. It was only after Mr Corbyn\'s visit in March that I noticed it had gone.\r\n\r\n"The padlock had been cut off the shed door and the bike was missing along with our lawn mower and some of Bill\'s tools. I immediately put two and two together and realised that Mr Corbyn must have done it.\r\n\r\n"I even saw him riding a bike down his street the other day on television. It looked like Bill\'s bike because it had two wheels and some pedals, but it seems he has painted it a different colour. Bill\'s was red and Mr Corbyn has painted it blue, which is a bit ironic, don\'t you think?\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never voted Labour and I never will to be honest, especially after this."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jeremy-corbyn-bike.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2233"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jeremy-corbyn-bike.jpg" alt="Jeremy Corbyn on a bicycle" width="630" height="419" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2233" /></a></center><center><i>Jeremy Corbyn: I like to ride my bicyle (Photo, Twitter/@TrickyBee)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn, who received <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/" target="_blank">surprise Labour leadership backing from North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un</a>, who has a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/" target="_blank">holiday caravan in Suffolk</a>, last night strongly denied the allegation that he took a bike from a shed in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nSpeaking to reporters outside his home in North London, he said: "It\'s absurd to suggest I had anything to do with the disappearance of this lady\'s bicycle. I freely admit I may have climbed over her back fence to answer a call of nature, but I certainly didn\'t lop off the padlock on the shed with bolt-croppers, nor did I take the bike, a hammer and bolster, a pair of mole grips and an olive-green Suffolk Punch lawnmower with detachable grass collector."\r\n\r\nThis latest allegation comes just two weeks after former Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, was quizzed following a break-in at a Jaguar car showroom in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nLast night a Suffolk police insider said: "Of course Mr Corbyn did not take this woman\'s bike. She must be mistaken."\r\n\r\n<i>* To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Jeremy Corbyn \'took my hubby\'s bike\', says gran', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2230-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-09 11:53:02', '2015-12-09 11:53:02', '', 2230, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2230-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2235, 1, '2015-12-09 11:55:12', '2015-12-09 11:55:12', '<b>By Rob Banks\nCrime Editor\n\nAn Ipswich grandmother today claimed Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn took her dead husband\'s bike while on an election campaign visit to the town earlier this year.</b>\n\nMrs Mary Dell, 83, a former nurse and now a resident in an old folks home in Bury St Edmunds, told The Suffolk Gazette: "My Bill passed away in the January so I put his bike away in our shed for safekeeping. It was only after Mr Corbyn\'s visit in March that I noticed it had gone.\n\n"The padlock had been cut off the shed door and the bike was missing along with our lawn mower and some of Bill\'s tools. I immediately put two and two together and realised that Mr Corbyn must have done it.\n\n"I even saw him riding a bike down his street the other day on television. It looked like Bill\'s bike because it had two wheels and some pedals, but it seems he has painted it a different colour. Bill\'s was red and Mr Corbyn has painted it blue, which is a bit ironic, don\'t you think?\n\n"I\'ve never voted Labour and I never will to be honest, especially after this."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jeremy-corbyn-bike.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2233"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jeremy-corbyn-bike.jpg" alt="Jeremy Corbyn on a bicycle" width="630" height="419" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2233" /></a></center><center><i>Jeremy Corbyn: I like to ride my bicycle (Photo, Twitter/@TrickyBee)</center></i><br><br>\n\nMr Corbyn, who received <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/" target="_blank">surprise Labour leadership backing from North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un</a>, who has a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/" target="_blank">holiday caravan in Suffolk</a>, last night strongly denied the allegation that he took a bike from a shed in Ipswich.\n\nSpeaking to reporters outside his home in North London, he said: "It\'s absurd to suggest I had anything to do with the disappearance of this lady\'s bicycle. I freely admit I may have climbed over her back fence to answer a call of nature, but I certainly didn\'t lop off the padlock on the shed with bolt-croppers, nor did I take the bike, a hammer and bolster, a pair of mole grips and an olive-green Suffolk Punch lawnmower with detachable grass collector."\n\nThis latest allegation comes just two weeks after former Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, was quizzed following a break-in at a Jaguar car showroom in Lowestoft.\n\nLast night a Suffolk police insider said: "Of course Mr Corbyn did not take this woman\'s bike. She must be mistaken."\n\n<i>* To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Jeremy Corbyn \'took my hubby\'s bike\', says gran', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2230-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-12-09 11:55:12', '2015-12-09 11:55:12', '', 2230, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2230-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2236, 1, '2015-12-09 11:55:15', '2015-12-09 11:55:15', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich grandmother today claimed Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn took her dead husband\'s bike while on an election campaign visit to the town earlier this year.</b>\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Dell, 83, a former nurse and now a resident in an old folks home in Bury St Edmunds, told The Suffolk Gazette: "My Bill passed away in the January so I put his bike away in our shed for safekeeping. It was only after Mr Corbyn\'s visit in March that I noticed it had gone.\r\n\r\n"The padlock had been cut off the shed door and the bike was missing along with our lawn mower and some of Bill\'s tools. I immediately put two and two together and realised that Mr Corbyn must have done it.\r\n\r\n"I even saw him riding a bike down his street the other day on television. It looked like Bill\'s bike because it had two wheels and some pedals, but it seems he has painted it a different colour. Bill\'s was red and Mr Corbyn has painted it blue, which is a bit ironic, don\'t you think?\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never voted Labour and I never will to be honest, especially after this."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jeremy-corbyn-bike.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2233"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jeremy-corbyn-bike.jpg" alt="Jeremy Corbyn on a bicycle" width="630" height="419" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2233" /></a></center><center><i>Jeremy Corbyn: I like to ride my bicycle (Photo, Twitter/@TrickyBee)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn, who received <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/" target="_blank">surprise Labour leadership backing from North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un</a>, who has a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/" target="_blank">holiday caravan in Suffolk</a>, last night strongly denied the allegation that he took a bike from a shed in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nSpeaking to reporters outside his home in North London, he said: "It\'s absurd to suggest I had anything to do with the disappearance of this lady\'s bicycle. I freely admit I may have climbed over her back fence to answer a call of nature, but I certainly didn\'t lop off the padlock on the shed with bolt-croppers, nor did I take the bike, a hammer and bolster, a pair of mole grips and an olive-green Suffolk Punch lawnmower with detachable grass collector."\r\n\r\nThis latest allegation comes just two weeks after former Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, was quizzed following a break-in at a Jaguar car showroom in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nLast night a Suffolk police insider said: "Of course Mr Corbyn did not take this woman\'s bike. She must be mistaken."\r\n\r\n<i>* To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>', 'Jeremy Corbyn \'took my hubby\'s bike\', says gran', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2230-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-09 11:55:15', '2015-12-09 11:55:15', '', 2230, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2230-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2237, 1, '2015-12-09 12:00:02', '2015-12-09 12:00:02', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy The Editor\r\n\r\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has become the first political leader to back Jeremy Corbyn\'s Labour leadership campaign.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively to the Suffolk Gazette from his secret holiday home, Mr Jong-Un, 32, told how he admired Mr Corbyn\'s left-wing policies, particularly the bit about "nationalising everything".\r\n\r\nHe said Mr Corbyn\'s plan for equality had worked "very well, thank you" in his own country, and that Britain would benefit from the left-winger\'s vision for a "marxist state".\r\n\r\nOur world exclusive interview was granted while Mr Jong-Un was enjoying a summer break at his caravan on the Suffolk coast near Sizewell, which was <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/" target="_blank">revealed by the Suffolk Gazette earlier this year</a>.\r\n\r\nHis advisers were impressed at how we declined to disclose exactly where the caravan was, meaning the leader can continue to pop over to Britain for breaks without fear of being bothered by dog walkers or fellow holidaymakers.\r\n\r\nAfter a whirlwind series of calls and emails to his team, Mr Jong-Un agreed to a five-minute audience on the decking outside his sparkling 38-foot Horizon Cavalier mobile home.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kim-jong-un-fishing-e1429521856544.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kim-jong-un-fishing-e1429521856544.jpg" alt="kim jong-un fishing" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-665" /></a></center><center><i>Kim Jong-Un enjoys fishing on the Suffolk coast</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nI traveled to the normal-looking holiday park and approached his caravan, which looked like any other on the site. As children played happily on the beach below, and people strolled along the coastal path outside his front window, Mr Jong-Un was enjoying that most British of traditions - drinking a cup of tea while reading a copy of the Daily Telegraph.\r\n\r\nHe welcomed me warmly, and insisted on showing off his caravan before we got down to business. He was proud of the three bedrooms and the fact that his caravan had running hot water and central heating - something, I declined to point out, that most of those in North Korea could only dream of.\r\n\r\n"And look at the view," he said, standing by the front window in the sitting area. "The North Sea. It is beautiful, isn\'t it?\r\n\r\n"I love it here in your Suffolk. The pace of life is much slower than back home, and I can unwind and take time off from being such a brilliant and inspiring leader."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horizon-cavalier-caravan.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horizon-cavalier-caravan.jpg" alt="horizon cavalier caravan" width="263" height="159" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-673" /></a></center><center><i>Kim Jong-Un\'s Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nRunning his hand through his famous hair, Mr Jong-Un, wearing jeans, sandals and a \'I love cycling\' t-shirt, led me outside to talk on the decking area, where his sunloungers still had the John Lewis labels on.\r\n\r\nAs we sat down, he confirmed we only had five minutes to chat, and that he only wanted to talk about one thing - Jeremy Corbyn.\r\n\r\n"Since being in England this week I have grown to admire your Mr Corbyn. He has very similar politics and values to me: equality for all and putting everything under national control.\r\n\r\n"I have not yet heard him talk about large weekly military parades in London, but I would recommend he does that because it scares the hell out of everyone else.\r\n\r\n"His politics are better than the others running for the leadership. I saw that Andy Burnham on your television news service and he looks like a girl.\r\n\r\n"And the other two candidates ARE girls... this should never be allowed in Government."\r\n\r\nMr Jong-Un said his team were happy to offer friendship to Mr Corbyn, and looked forward to close diplomatic ties if he ever won office.\r\n\r\n"I should like to buy him a caravan in North Korea so he could enjoy holidays in my country, just like I love coming here.\r\n\r\n"But do not worry, we would make sure the caravan is situated well away from the prison camps."\r\n\r\nWith that, Mr Jong-Un decided the interview was over as he was going to nearby Thorpeness to enjoy an afternoon boating on the Mere.\r\n\r\n"I like going in the punt," he said. "I\'m pretty sure I heard someone shouting at me that I was a big punt, so I thought, \'That\'s the boat for me\'.\r\n\r\nWith that, he was swept off in his unassuming 1997 Vauxhall Corsa. I shook hands with his advisers and left the coast reflecting on such a brilliant scoop.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is already in negotiations for a second interview where we go on a beer-tasting session with Mr Jong-Un at Suffolk country pubs.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Kim Jong-Un backs Jeremy Corbyn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1473-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-09 12:00:02', '2015-12-09 12:00:02', '', 1473, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1473-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2238, 1, '2015-12-09 12:01:15', '2015-12-09 12:01:15', '<b>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff</b> \r\n\r\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has bought himself a holiday caravan on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nHe fell in love with the area after joining a secret visit to the county to inspect the Sizewell nuclear power station.\r\n\r\nBut although he was unimpressed with the facility, believing his country\'s coal power is more efficient, he fell in love instantly with the countryside and coast.\r\n\r\nHe ordered staff to find him an ideal holiday home where he could relax unnoticed away from prying eyes - and the caravan, just up the road from Sizewell, fitted the bill perfectly.\r\n\r\nThe 38-foot Horizon Cavalier static caravan is described as the perfect \'starter\' home, coming with three bedrooms, family shower room, separate toilet, central heating and double glazing.\r\n\r\nHowever, it\'s the view over the North Sea which has apparently enchanted Kim Jong-Un, who has already spent a week recently in his new holiday home.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette knows where the caravan is, but has agreed not to reveal its exact location. But we have chosen to publish the view from his front window.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/caravan-view-e1429520944243.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/caravan-view-e1429520944243.jpg" alt="caravan view" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-663" /></a></center><center><i>The view from Kim Jong-Un\'s Suffolk caravan</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horizon-cavalier-caravan.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horizon-cavalier-caravan.jpg" alt="horizon cavalier caravan" width="263" height="159" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-673" /></a></center><center><i>A Horizon Cavalier, similar to Kim Jong-Un\'s</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe leader, famous for looking after his hair, will be pleased to know nearby Leiston has a range of salons, including the Hair Shed, which will be able to keep his mop in top condition during his holidays.\r\n\r\nHe\'ll also be able to enjoy superb takeaway curries from the Cinnamon in Leiston High Street, while a North Korean diplomatic insider confirmed a trip to the Adnams brewery just up the coast in Southwold is high on the leader\'s wish list. He is also a huge fan of sea fishing.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kim-jong-un-fishing-e1429521856544.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kim-jong-un-fishing-e1429521856544.jpg" alt="kim jong-un fishing" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-665" /></a></center><center><i>Kim Jong-Un sea fishing on a recent visit to Sizewell</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe owners of the caravan park declined to talk publicly about their infamous new guest, but said in a statement: "We keep details of all our guests private. Our location is wonderful and the perfect spot for a young world leader who wants to relax and get away from it all."\r\n\r\nLocal leisure businesses are now vying to attract Kim Jong-Un, who would generate fantastic publicity. Thorpeness Golf Club has already made inquiries to the North Korean regime, pointing out that the Dear Leader would easily beat his father\'s amazing record of having scored 11 holes in one on his very first game of golf.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/" target="_blank"><b>EDIT: READ OUR SUBSEQUENT WORLD EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH KIM JONG-UN HERE</b></a>\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Kim Jong-Un buys Suffolk caravan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '662-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-09 12:01:15', '2015-12-09 12:01:15', '', 662, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/662-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2239, 1, '2015-12-09 12:04:02', '2015-12-09 12:04:02', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nAn Ipswich grandmother today claimed Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn took her dead husband\'s bike while on an election campaign visit to the town earlier this year.</b>\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Dell, 83, a former nurse and now a resident in an old folks home in Bury St Edmunds, told The Suffolk Gazette: "My Bill passed away in the January so I put his bike away in our shed for safekeeping. It was only after Mr Corbyn\'s visit in March that I noticed it had gone.\r\n\r\n"The padlock had been cut off the shed door and the bike was missing along with our lawn mower and some of Bill\'s tools. I immediately put two and two together and realised that Mr Corbyn must have done it.\r\n\r\n"I even saw him riding a bike down his street the other day on television. It looked like Bill\'s bike because it had two wheels and some pedals, but it seems he has painted it a different colour. Bill\'s was red and Mr Corbyn has painted it blue, which is a bit ironic, don\'t you think?\r\n\r\n"I\'ve never voted Labour and I never will to be honest, especially after this."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jeremy-corbyn-bike.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2233"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jeremy-corbyn-bike.jpg" alt="Jeremy Corbyn on a bicycle" width="630" height="419" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2233" /></a></center><center><i>Jeremy Corbyn: I like to ride my bicycle (Photo, Twitter/@TrickyBee)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn, who received <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/" target="_blank">surprise Labour leadership backing from North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un</a>, who has a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/" target="_blank">holiday caravan in Suffolk</a>, last night strongly denied the allegation that he took a bike from a shed in Ipswich.\r\n\r\nSpeaking to reporters outside his home in North London, he said: "It\'s absurd to suggest I had anything to do with the disappearance of this lady\'s bicycle. I freely admit I may have climbed over her back fence to answer a call of nature, but I certainly didn\'t lop off the padlock on the shed with bolt-croppers, nor did I take the bike, a hammer and bolster, a pair of mole grips and an olive-green Suffolk Punch lawnmower with detachable grass collector."\r\n\r\nThis latest allegation comes just two weeks after former Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, was quizzed following a break-in at a Jaguar car showroom in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nLast night a Suffolk police insider said: "Of course Mr Corbyn did not take this woman\'s bike. She must be mistaken."\r\n\r\n<i>* To read more from this contributor, please visit <a href="https://sozsatirenews.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Soz Satire</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Jeremy Corbyn \'took my hubby\'s bike\', says gran', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2230-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-09 12:04:02', '2015-12-09 12:04:02', '', 2230, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2230-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2243, 1, '2015-12-11 10:37:17', '2015-12-11 10:37:17', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTheir festive displays have dazzled and delighted the people of Ipswich for years, but now two neighbours have appeared in court after coming to blows over who has the best Christmas decorations.</strong>\r\n\r\nBarry Knight and Sam Allardyce, who live next to each other in Bolton Lane, began fighting on the street as allegations flew about the sabotage of an eight-foot blow-up Father Christmas and the crude vandalism of a huge flashing rooftop \'Santa Stop Here!\' sign.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRetired Knight, 63, and fitness coach Allardyce, 54, pleaded guilty at Ipswich Magistrates Court to affray, while charges of criminal damage against both men were dropped.\r\n\r\nThe court heard how for 20 years each man had tried to outdo the other with increasingly gaudy <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/christmas-tree-decoration/">Christmas decorations</a> featuring huge Santas, reindeers and sleighs, thousands of lights and even carol music.\r\n\r\nTristan Blom, prosecuting, told the court the pair\'s competitive spirit soured last week when Knight\'s eight-foot inflatable Santa, which stood proudly by his front door, was apparently slashed with a knife\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Allardyce\'s huge \'Santa Stop Here!\' rooftop display was rearranged by a trespasser to say simply: \'Shat!\'.\r\n\r\nBoth men accused each other in a furious confrontation in the street before they began trading blows in front of startled passers-by. Each suffered cuts and bruises but were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nMr Blom added that police intervened and the pair had since begrudgingly made up.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2244"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" alt="christmas-decorations" width="422" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2244" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nJames Spicer, for Knight, told the court: "My client is ashamed of his actions. He has enjoyed putting up his Christmas display each year, but it became something of a competition with his neighbour.\r\n\r\n"Every December they would put more and more decorations up, getting brighter, bigger and louder each year. Sadly the Christmas spirit seems to have deserted them this time because items started going missing or being tampered with.\r\n\r\n"Mr Knight realises he has embarrassed his family and has offered to put up some extra decorations for Mr Allardyce as a peace offering."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAllardyce\'s lawyer, Hannah Fern, said: "My client would like to apologise to the court and to the people of Ipswich. He admits he stabbed the Santa because he assumed it was Mr Knight who wrote \'Shat!\' on his roof.\r\n\r\n"Mr Allardyce was so ashamed that he has moved temporarily to Sunderland in order to distance himself from further trouble. He does appreciate Mr Knight\'s hand of friendship, and admits next year they will probably work together for a joint Christmas display."\r\n\r\nMagistrates ordered both men to carry out 20 hours of community service and pay £60 costs. Chairman of the bench, Russel Farquar-Harrisson said: "Let this be a lesson to you." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Christmas decorations feud lands neighbours in court', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'christmas-decorations', '', '', '2018-01-29 15:03:18', '2018-01-29 15:03:18', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2243', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2245, 1, '2015-12-11 10:35:33', '2015-12-11 10:35:33', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTheir festive displays have dazzled and delighted the people of Ipswich for years, but now two neighbours have appeared in court after coming to blows over who has the best Christmas decorations.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry Knight and Sam Allardyce, who live next to each other in Bolton Lane, began fighting on the street as allegations flew about the sabotage of an eight-foot blow-up Santa and the crude vandalism of a huge flashing rooftop \'Santa Stop Here!\' sign, Ipswich magistrates heard.\r\n\r\nRetired Knight, 63, and fitness coach Allardyce, 54, pleaded guilty at Ipswich Magistrates Court to affray, while charges of criminal damage against both men were dropped.\r\n\r\nThe court heard how for 20 years each man had tried to outdo the other with increasingly gaudy Christmas decorations featuring huge Santas, reindeers and sleighs, thousands of lights and even carol music.\r\n\r\nTristan Blom, prosecuting, told the court the pair\'s competitive spirit soured last week when Knight\'s eight-foot inflatable Santa was slashed with a knife, and then Allardyce\'s huge \'Santa Stop Here!\' rooftop display was rearranged to say simply \'Shat!\'.\r\n\r\nBoth men accused each other in a furious confrontation in the street before they began trading blows in front of startled passers-by. Each suffered cuts and bruises but were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nMr Blom added that police intervened and the pair and since begrudgingly made up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2244"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" alt="christmas-decorations" width="422" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2244" /></a></center><center><i>Ho! Ho! Ho! - Knight\'s Bolton Lane home</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nJames Spicer, for Knight, told the court: "My client is ashamed of his actions. He has enjoyed putting up his Christmas display each year, but it became something of a competition with his neighbour.\r\n\r\n"Every December they would put more and more decorations up, getting brighter, bigger and louder each year. Sadly the Christmas spirit seems to have deserted them this time because items started going missing or being tampered with.\r\n\r\n"Mr Knight realises he has embarrassed his family and has offered to put up some extra decorations for Mr Allardyce as a peace offering."\r\n\r\nAllardyce\'s lawyer, Hannah Fern, said: "My client would like to apologise to the court and to the people of Ipswich. He admits he stabbed the Santa because he assumed it was Mr Knight who wrote \'Shat!\' on his roof.\r\n\r\n"Mr Allardyce was so ashamed that he has moved temporarily to Sunderland in order to distance himself from further trouble. He does appreciate Mr Knight\'s hand of friendship, and admits next year they will probably work together for a joint Christmas display."\r\n\r\nMagistrates ordered both men to carry out 20 hours of community service and pay £60 costs. Chairman of the bench, Russel Farquar-Harrisson said: "Let this be a lesson to you." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Christmas decorations feud lands neighbours in court', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2243-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-11 10:35:33', '2015-12-11 10:35:33', '', 2243, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2243-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2246, 1, '2017-12-11 15:42:03', '2017-12-11 15:42:03', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nTheir festive displays have dazzled and delighted the people of Ipswich for years, but now two neighbours have appeared in court after coming to blows over who has the best Christmas decorations.</strong>\n\nBarry Knight and Sam Allardyce, who live next to each other in Bolton Lane, began fighting on the street as allegations flew about the sabotage of an eight-foot blow-up Father Christmas and the crude vandalism of a huge flashing rooftop \'Santa Stop Here!\' sign.\n\n\n\nRetired Knight, 63, and fitness coach Allardyce, 54, pleaded guilty at Ipswich Magistrates Court to affray, while charges of criminal damage against both men were dropped.\n\nThe court heard how for 20 years each man had tried to outdo the other with increasingly gaudy Christmas decorations featuring huge Santas, reindeers and sleighs, thousands of lights and even carol music.\n\nTristan Blom, prosecuting, told the court the pair\'s competitive spirit soured last week when Knight\'s eight-foot inflatable Santa, which stood proudly by his front door, was apparently slashed with a knife\n\nMeanwhile, Allardyce\'s huge \'Santa Stop Here!\' rooftop display was rearranged by a trespasser to say simply: \'Shat!\'.\n\nBoth men accused each other in a furious confrontation in the street before they began trading blows in front of startled passers-by. Each suffered cuts and bruises but were not seriously hurt.\n\nMr Blom added that police intervened and the pair had since begrudgingly made up.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2244"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" alt="christmas-decorations" width="422" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2244" /></a><br><br>\n\nJames Spicer, for Knight, told the court: "My client is ashamed of his actions. He has enjoyed putting up his Christmas display each year, but it became something of a competition with his neighbour.\n\n"Every December they would put more and more decorations up, getting brighter, bigger and louder each year. Sadly the Christmas spirit seems to have deserted them this time because items started going missing or being tampered with.\n\n"Mr Knight realises he has embarrassed his family and has offered to put up some extra decorations for Mr Allardyce as a peace offering."\n\nAllardyce\'s lawyer, Hannah Fern, said: "My client would like to apologise to the court and to the people of Ipswich. He admits he stabbed the Santa because he assumed it was Mr Knight who wrote \'Shat!\' on his roof.\n\n"Mr Allardyce was so ashamed that he has moved temporarily to Sunderland in order to distance himself from further trouble. He does appreciate Mr Knight\'s hand of friendship, and admits next year they will probably work together for a joint Christmas display."\n\nMagistrates ordered both men to carry out 20 hours of community service and pay £60 costs. Chairman of the bench, Russel Farquar-Harrisson said: "Let this be a lesson to you." \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Christmas decorations feud lands neighbours in court', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2243-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-11 15:42:03', '2017-12-11 15:42:03', '', 2243, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2243-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2247, 1, '2015-12-11 10:39:19', '2015-12-11 10:39:19', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTheir festive displays have dazzled and delighted the people of Ipswich for years, but now two neighbours have appeared in court after coming to blows over who has the best Christmas decorations.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry Knight and Sam Allardyce, who live next to each other in Bolton Lane, began fighting on the street as allegations flew about the sabotage of an eight-foot blow-up Father Christmas and the crude vandalism of a huge flashing rooftop \'Santa Stop Here!\' sign.\r\n\r\nRetired Knight, 63, and fitness coach Allardyce, 54, pleaded guilty at Ipswich Magistrates Court to affray, while charges of criminal damage against both men were dropped.\r\n\r\nThe court heard how for 20 years each man had tried to outdo the other with increasingly gaudy Christmas decorations featuring huge Santas, reindeers and sleighs, thousands of lights and even carol music.\r\n\r\nTristan Blom, prosecuting, told the court the pair\'s competitive spirit soured last week when Knight\'s eight-foot inflatable Santa was slashed with a knife, and then Allardyce\'s huge \'Santa Stop Here!\' rooftop display was rearranged to say simply \'Shat!\'.\r\n\r\nBoth men accused each other in a furious confrontation in the street before they began trading blows in front of startled passers-by. Each suffered cuts and bruises but were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nMr Blom added that police intervened and the pair and since begrudgingly made up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2244"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" alt="christmas-decorations" width="422" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2244" /></a></center><center><i>Ho! Ho! Ho! - Knight\'s Bolton Lane home</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nJames Spicer, for Knight, told the court: "My client is ashamed of his actions. He has enjoyed putting up his Christmas display each year, but it became something of a competition with his neighbour.\r\n\r\n"Every December they would put more and more decorations up, getting brighter, bigger and louder each year. Sadly the Christmas spirit seems to have deserted them this time because items started going missing or being tampered with.\r\n\r\n"Mr Knight realises he has embarrassed his family and has offered to put up some extra decorations for Mr Allardyce as a peace offering."\r\n\r\nAllardyce\'s lawyer, Hannah Fern, said: "My client would like to apologise to the court and to the people of Ipswich. He admits he stabbed the Santa because he assumed it was Mr Knight who wrote \'Shat!\' on his roof.\r\n\r\n"Mr Allardyce was so ashamed that he has moved temporarily to Sunderland in order to distance himself from further trouble. He does appreciate Mr Knight\'s hand of friendship, and admits next year they will probably work together for a joint Christmas display."\r\n\r\nMagistrates ordered both men to carry out 20 hours of community service and pay £60 costs. Chairman of the bench, Russel Farquar-Harrisson said: "Let this be a lesson to you." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Christmas decorations feud lands neighbours in court', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2243-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-11 10:39:19', '2015-12-11 10:39:19', '', 2243, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2243-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2248, 1, '2015-12-11 10:41:51', '2015-12-11 10:41:51', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTheir festive displays have dazzled and delighted the people of Ipswich for years, but now two neighbours have appeared in court after coming to blows over who has the best Christmas decorations.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry Knight and Sam Allardyce, who live next to each other in Bolton Lane, began fighting on the street as allegations flew about the sabotage of an eight-foot blow-up Father Christmas and the crude vandalism of a huge flashing rooftop \'Santa Stop Here!\' sign.\r\n\r\nRetired Knight, 63, and fitness coach Allardyce, 54, pleaded guilty at Ipswich Magistrates Court to affray, while charges of criminal damage against both men were dropped.\r\n\r\nThe court heard how for 20 years each man had tried to outdo the other with increasingly gaudy Christmas decorations featuring huge Santas, reindeers and sleighs, thousands of lights and even carol music.\r\n\r\nTristan Blom, prosecuting, told the court the pair\'s competitive spirit soured last week when Knight\'s eight-foot inflatable Santa, which stood proudly by his front door, was apparently slashed with a knife\r\n\r\nThe next night, Allardyce\'s huge \'Santa Stop Here!\' rooftop display was rearranged by a trespasser to say simply: \'Shat!\'.\r\n\r\nBoth men accused each other in a furious confrontation in the street before they began trading blows in front of startled passers-by. Each suffered cuts and bruises but were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nMr Blom added that police intervened and the pair and since begrudgingly made up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2244"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" alt="christmas-decorations" width="422" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2244" /></a></center><center><i>Ho! Ho! Ho! - Knight\'s Bolton Lane home</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nJames Spicer, for Knight, told the court: "My client is ashamed of his actions. He has enjoyed putting up his Christmas display each year, but it became something of a competition with his neighbour.\r\n\r\n"Every December they would put more and more decorations up, getting brighter, bigger and louder each year. Sadly the Christmas spirit seems to have deserted them this time because items started going missing or being tampered with.\r\n\r\n"Mr Knight realises he has embarrassed his family and has offered to put up some extra decorations for Mr Allardyce as a peace offering."\r\n\r\nAllardyce\'s lawyer, Hannah Fern, said: "My client would like to apologise to the court and to the people of Ipswich. He admits he stabbed the Santa because he assumed it was Mr Knight who wrote \'Shat!\' on his roof.\r\n\r\n"Mr Allardyce was so ashamed that he has moved temporarily to Sunderland in order to distance himself from further trouble. He does appreciate Mr Knight\'s hand of friendship, and admits next year they will probably work together for a joint Christmas display."\r\n\r\nMagistrates ordered both men to carry out 20 hours of community service and pay £60 costs. Chairman of the bench, Russel Farquar-Harrisson said: "Let this be a lesson to you." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Christmas decorations feud lands neighbours in court', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2243-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-11 10:41:51', '2015-12-11 10:41:51', '', 2243, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2243-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2249, 1, '2015-12-11 10:45:44', '2015-12-11 10:45:44', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTheir festive displays have dazzled and delighted the people of Ipswich for years, but now two neighbours have appeared in court after coming to blows over who has the best Christmas decorations.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry Knight and Sam Allardyce, who live next to each other in Bolton Lane, began fighting on the street as allegations flew about the sabotage of an eight-foot blow-up Father Christmas and the crude vandalism of a huge flashing rooftop \'Santa Stop Here!\' sign.\r\n\r\nRetired Knight, 63, and fitness coach Allardyce, 54, pleaded guilty at Ipswich Magistrates Court to affray, while charges of criminal damage against both men were dropped.\r\n\r\nThe court heard how for 20 years each man had tried to outdo the other with increasingly gaudy Christmas decorations featuring huge Santas, reindeers and sleighs, thousands of lights and even carol music.\r\n\r\nTristan Blom, prosecuting, told the court the pair\'s competitive spirit soured last week when Knight\'s eight-foot inflatable Santa, which stood proudly by his front door, was apparently slashed with a knife\r\n\r\nThe next night, Allardyce\'s huge \'Santa Stop Here!\' rooftop display was rearranged by a trespasser to say simply: \'Shat!\'.\r\n\r\nBoth men accused each other in a furious confrontation in the street before they began trading blows in front of startled passers-by. Each suffered cuts and bruises but were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nMr Blom added that police intervened and the pair had since begrudgingly made up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2244"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" alt="christmas-decorations" width="422" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2244" /></a></center><center><i>Ho! Ho! Ho! - Knight\'s Bolton Lane home</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nJames Spicer, for Knight, told the court: "My client is ashamed of his actions. He has enjoyed putting up his Christmas display each year, but it became something of a competition with his neighbour.\r\n\r\n"Every December they would put more and more decorations up, getting brighter, bigger and louder each year. Sadly the Christmas spirit seems to have deserted them this time because items started going missing or being tampered with.\r\n\r\n"Mr Knight realises he has embarrassed his family and has offered to put up some extra decorations for Mr Allardyce as a peace offering."\r\n\r\nAllardyce\'s lawyer, Hannah Fern, said: "My client would like to apologise to the court and to the people of Ipswich. He admits he stabbed the Santa because he assumed it was Mr Knight who wrote \'Shat!\' on his roof.\r\n\r\n"Mr Allardyce was so ashamed that he has moved temporarily to Sunderland in order to distance himself from further trouble. He does appreciate Mr Knight\'s hand of friendship, and admits next year they will probably work together for a joint Christmas display."\r\n\r\nMagistrates ordered both men to carry out 20 hours of community service and pay £60 costs. Chairman of the bench, Russel Farquar-Harrisson said: "Let this be a lesson to you." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Christmas decorations feud lands neighbours in court', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2243-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-11 10:45:44', '2015-12-11 10:45:44', '', 2243, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2243-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2250, 1, '2015-12-11 10:46:04', '2015-12-11 10:46:04', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTheir festive displays have dazzled and delighted the people of Ipswich for years, but now two neighbours have appeared in court after coming to blows over who has the best Christmas decorations.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry Knight and Sam Allardyce, who live next to each other in Bolton Lane, began fighting on the street as allegations flew about the sabotage of an eight-foot blow-up Father Christmas and the crude vandalism of a huge flashing rooftop \'Santa Stop Here!\' sign.\r\n\r\nRetired Knight, 63, and fitness coach Allardyce, 54, pleaded guilty at Ipswich Magistrates Court to affray, while charges of criminal damage against both men were dropped.\r\n\r\nThe court heard how for 20 years each man had tried to outdo the other with increasingly gaudy Christmas decorations featuring huge Santas, reindeers and sleighs, thousands of lights and even carol music.\r\n\r\nTristan Blom, prosecuting, told the court the pair\'s competitive spirit soured last week when Knight\'s eight-foot inflatable Santa, which stood proudly by his front door, was apparently slashed with a knife\r\n\r\nThe next night, Allardyce\'s huge \'Santa Stop Here!\' rooftop display was rearranged by a trespasser to say simply: \'Shat!\'.\r\n\r\nBoth men accused each other in a furious confrontation in the street before they began trading blows in front of startled passers-by. Each suffered cuts and bruises but were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nMr Blom added that police intervened and the pair had since begrudgingly made up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2244"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" alt="christmas-decorations" width="422" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2244" /></a></center><center><i>Ho! Ho! No! - Knight\'s Bolton Lane home</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nJames Spicer, for Knight, told the court: "My client is ashamed of his actions. He has enjoyed putting up his Christmas display each year, but it became something of a competition with his neighbour.\r\n\r\n"Every December they would put more and more decorations up, getting brighter, bigger and louder each year. Sadly the Christmas spirit seems to have deserted them this time because items started going missing or being tampered with.\r\n\r\n"Mr Knight realises he has embarrassed his family and has offered to put up some extra decorations for Mr Allardyce as a peace offering."\r\n\r\nAllardyce\'s lawyer, Hannah Fern, said: "My client would like to apologise to the court and to the people of Ipswich. He admits he stabbed the Santa because he assumed it was Mr Knight who wrote \'Shat!\' on his roof.\r\n\r\n"Mr Allardyce was so ashamed that he has moved temporarily to Sunderland in order to distance himself from further trouble. He does appreciate Mr Knight\'s hand of friendship, and admits next year they will probably work together for a joint Christmas display."\r\n\r\nMagistrates ordered both men to carry out 20 hours of community service and pay £60 costs. Chairman of the bench, Russel Farquar-Harrisson said: "Let this be a lesson to you." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Christmas decorations feud lands neighbours in court', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2243-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-11 10:46:04', '2015-12-11 10:46:04', '', 2243, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2243-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2251, 1, '2015-12-11 10:47:19', '2015-12-11 10:47:19', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nTheir festive displays have dazzled and delighted the people of Ipswich for years, but now two neighbours have appeared in court after coming to blows over who has the best Christmas decorations.</b>\r\n\r\nBarry Knight and Sam Allardyce, who live next to each other in Bolton Lane, began fighting on the street as allegations flew about the sabotage of an eight-foot blow-up Father Christmas and the crude vandalism of a huge flashing rooftop \'Santa Stop Here!\' sign.\r\n\r\nRetired Knight, 63, and fitness coach Allardyce, 54, pleaded guilty at Ipswich Magistrates Court to affray, while charges of criminal damage against both men were dropped.\r\n\r\nThe court heard how for 20 years each man had tried to outdo the other with increasingly gaudy Christmas decorations featuring huge Santas, reindeers and sleighs, thousands of lights and even carol music.\r\n\r\nTristan Blom, prosecuting, told the court the pair\'s competitive spirit soured last week when Knight\'s eight-foot inflatable Santa, which stood proudly by his front door, was apparently slashed with a knife\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Allardyce\'s huge \'Santa Stop Here!\' rooftop display was rearranged by a trespasser to say simply: \'Shat!\'.\r\n\r\nBoth men accused each other in a furious confrontation in the street before they began trading blows in front of startled passers-by. Each suffered cuts and bruises but were not seriously hurt.\r\n\r\nMr Blom added that police intervened and the pair had since begrudgingly made up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2244"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christmas-decorations.jpg" alt="christmas-decorations" width="422" height="317" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2244" /></a></center><center><i>Ho! Ho! No! - Knight\'s Bolton Lane home</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nJames Spicer, for Knight, told the court: "My client is ashamed of his actions. He has enjoyed putting up his Christmas display each year, but it became something of a competition with his neighbour.\r\n\r\n"Every December they would put more and more decorations up, getting brighter, bigger and louder each year. Sadly the Christmas spirit seems to have deserted them this time because items started going missing or being tampered with.\r\n\r\n"Mr Knight realises he has embarrassed his family and has offered to put up some extra decorations for Mr Allardyce as a peace offering."\r\n\r\nAllardyce\'s lawyer, Hannah Fern, said: "My client would like to apologise to the court and to the people of Ipswich. He admits he stabbed the Santa because he assumed it was Mr Knight who wrote \'Shat!\' on his roof.\r\n\r\n"Mr Allardyce was so ashamed that he has moved temporarily to Sunderland in order to distance himself from further trouble. He does appreciate Mr Knight\'s hand of friendship, and admits next year they will probably work together for a joint Christmas display."\r\n\r\nMagistrates ordered both men to carry out 20 hours of community service and pay £60 costs. Chairman of the bench, Russel Farquar-Harrisson said: "Let this be a lesson to you." \r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Christmas decorations feud lands neighbours in court', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2243-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-11 10:47:19', '2015-12-11 10:47:19', '', 2243, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2243-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2252, 1, '2015-12-13 14:29:29', '2015-12-13 14:29:29', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk woman has accused TV bosses of ageism after they refused to commission her idea for a new home-based cookery programme.</b>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Dereham, wanted TV crews to visit her hovel so she could reveal her Norfolk cooking secrets to the world.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1679"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Filth: Edna Spratt in her Dereham hovel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut bosses at the BBC, ITV, C4 and 5, Sky and even Amazon took one look at Edna, and the disgusting state of her kitchen, which has no electricity or running water, and threw her out of their offices.\r\n\r\nDevastated Edna, who lives with her brother and their 14 children, said: "I am jolly upset. Ever since I was a little girl I have wanted to be on TV.\r\n\r\n"And because I love Delia Smith and am such a great cook myself, I thought I could easily rival Nigella Lawson. I mean, what\'s she got that I haven\'t?\r\n\r\n"I could have wowed viewers with my stuffed turnip done three ways, with a tempting turnip jus. And my turnip pavlova is to die for."\r\n\r\nEdna said she was now consulting her lawyers. "The television people clearly turned me away because they felt I was too old to be on TV," she said. "Ageism in the TV industry is rife and needs to be stopped - and I plan to make an example of them."\r\n\r\nNeighbour Bubba Spuckler was also disappointed. "Edna does an awfully good turnip turnover. It\'s a terrible shame," he said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk chef accuses TV bosses of ageism', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-chef', '', '', '2017-10-03 10:51:59', '2017-10-03 10:51:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2252', 0, 'post', '', 3); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2253, 1, '2015-12-13 14:24:20', '2015-12-13 14:24:20', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk woman has accused TV bosses of ageism after they refused to commission her idea for a new home-based cookery programme.\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Dereham, wanted TV crews to visit her hovel so she could reveal her Norfolk cooking secrets to the world.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1679"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Filth: Edna Spratt in her Dereham hovel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut bosses from all the major channels took one look at Edna, and the disgusting state of her kitchen which has no electricity or running water, and threw her out of their offices.\r\n\r\nDevastated Edna, who lives with her brother and their 14 children, said: "I am jolly upset. Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to be on TV.\r\n\r\n"And because I am such a great cook I thought I would easily rival Nigella Lawson. I mean, what\'s she got that I haven\'t?\r\n\r\n"I could have wowed viewers with my stuffed turnip done three ways, with a turnip jus. And my turnip pavlova is to die for."\r\n\r\nEdna said she was now consulting her lawyers. "The television people clearly turned me away because they felt I was too old to be on TV. Ageism in the TV industry is rife and needs to be stopped - and I plan to make an example of them."\r\n\r\nNeighbour Bubba Spuckler was also disappointed. "Edna does an awfully good turnip turnover. It\'s a damned shame."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norfolk chef accuses TV bosses of ageism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2252-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-13 14:24:20', '2015-12-13 14:24:20', '', 2252, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2252-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2254, 1, '2015-12-13 14:29:29', '2015-12-13 14:29:29', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk woman has accused TV bosses of ageism after they refused to commission her idea for a new home-based cookery programme.\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Dereham, wanted TV crews to visit her hovel so she could reveal her Norfolk cooking secrets to the world.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1679"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Filth: Edna Spratt in her Dereham hovel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut bosses at the BBC, ITV, C4 and 5, Sky and even Amazon took one look at Edna, and the disgusting state of her kitchen, which has no electricity or running water, and threw her out of their offices.\r\n\r\nDevastated Edna, who lives with her brother and their 14 children, said: "I am jolly upset. Ever since I was a little girl I have wanted to be on TV.\r\n\r\n"And because I love Delia Smith and am such a great cook myself, I thought I could easily rival Nigella Lawson. I mean, what\'s she got that I haven\'t?\r\n\r\n"I could have wowed viewers with my stuffed turnip done three ways, with a turnip jus. And my turnip pavlova is to die for."\r\n\r\nEdna said she was now consulting her lawyers. "The television people clearly turned me away because they felt I was too old to be on TV," she said. "Ageism in the TV industry is rife and needs to be stopped - and I plan to make an example of them."\r\n\r\nNeighbour Bubba Spuckler was also disappointed. "Edna does an awfully good turnip turnover. It\'s a terrible shame," he said.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norfolk chef accuses TV bosses of ageism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2252-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-13 14:29:29', '2015-12-13 14:29:29', '', 2252, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2252-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2255, 1, '2015-12-13 14:30:36', '2015-12-13 14:30:36', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk woman has accused TV bosses of ageism after they refused to commission her idea for a new home-based cookery programme.</b>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Dereham, wanted TV crews to visit her hovel so she could reveal her Norfolk cooking secrets to the world.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1679"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Filth: Edna Spratt in her Dereham hovel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut bosses at the BBC, ITV, C4 and 5, Sky and even Amazon took one look at Edna, and the disgusting state of her kitchen, which has no electricity or running water, and threw her out of their offices.\r\n\r\nDevastated Edna, who lives with her brother and their 14 children, said: "I am jolly upset. Ever since I was a little girl I have wanted to be on TV.\r\n\r\n"And because I love Delia Smith and am such a great cook myself, I thought I could easily rival Nigella Lawson. I mean, what\'s she got that I haven\'t?\r\n\r\n"I could have wowed viewers with my stuffed turnip done three ways, with a turnip jus. And my turnip pavlova is to die for."\r\n\r\nEdna said she was now consulting her lawyers. "The television people clearly turned me away because they felt I was too old to be on TV," she said. "Ageism in the TV industry is rife and needs to be stopped - and I plan to make an example of them."\r\n\r\nNeighbour Bubba Spuckler was also disappointed. "Edna does an awfully good turnip turnover. It\'s a terrible shame," he said.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norfolk chef accuses TV bosses of ageism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2252-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-13 14:30:36', '2015-12-13 14:30:36', '', 2252, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2252-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2256, 1, '2017-10-03 10:51:53', '2017-10-03 10:51:53', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Arthur Pint\nEntertainment Editor\n\nA Norfolk woman has accused TV bosses of ageism after they refused to commission her idea for a new home-based cookery programme.</b>\n\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Dereham, wanted TV crews to visit her hovel so she could reveal her Norfolk cooking secrets to the world.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1679"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Filth: Edna Spratt in her Dereham hovel</center></i><br><br>\n\nBut bosses at the BBC, ITV, C4 and 5, Sky and even Amazon took one look at Edna, and the disgusting state of her kitchen, which has no electricity or running water, and threw her out of their offices.\n\nDevastated Edna, who lives with her brother and their 14 children, said: "I am jolly upset. Ever since I was a little girl I have wanted to be on TV.\n\n"And because I love Delia Smith and am such a great cook myself, I thought I could easily rival Nigella Lawson. I mean, what\'s she got that I haven\'t?\n\n"I could have wowed viewers with my stuffed turnip done three ways, with a tempting turnip jus. And my turnip pavlova is to die for."\n\nEdna said she was now consulting her lawyers. "The television people clearly turned me away because they felt I was too old to be on TV," she said. "Ageism in the TV industry is rife and needs to be stopped - and I plan to make an example of them."\n\nNeighbour Bubba Spuckler was also disappointed. "Edna does an awfully good turnip turnover. It\'s a terrible shame," he said.\n\n', 'Norfolk chef accuses TV bosses of ageism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2252-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-03 10:51:53', '2017-10-03 10:51:53', '', 2252, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2252-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2257, 1, '2015-12-13 14:33:01', '2015-12-13 14:33:01', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk woman has accused TV bosses of ageism after they refused to commission her idea for a new home-based cookery programme.</b>\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 44, from Dereham, wanted TV crews to visit her hovel so she could reveal her Norfolk cooking secrets to the world.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1679"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Filth: Edna Spratt in her Dereham hovel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut bosses at the BBC, ITV, C4 and 5, Sky and even Amazon took one look at Edna, and the disgusting state of her kitchen, which has no electricity or running water, and threw her out of their offices.\r\n\r\nDevastated Edna, who lives with her brother and their 14 children, said: "I am jolly upset. Ever since I was a little girl I have wanted to be on TV.\r\n\r\n"And because I love Delia Smith and am such a great cook myself, I thought I could easily rival Nigella Lawson. I mean, what\'s she got that I haven\'t?\r\n\r\n"I could have wowed viewers with my stuffed turnip done three ways, with a tempting turnip jus. And my turnip pavlova is to die for."\r\n\r\nEdna said she was now consulting her lawyers. "The television people clearly turned me away because they felt I was too old to be on TV," she said. "Ageism in the TV industry is rife and needs to be stopped - and I plan to make an example of them."\r\n\r\nNeighbour Bubba Spuckler was also disappointed. "Edna does an awfully good turnip turnover. It\'s a terrible shame," he said.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norfolk chef accuses TV bosses of ageism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2252-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-13 14:33:01', '2015-12-13 14:33:01', '', 2252, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2252-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2258, 1, '2015-12-13 19:07:37', '2015-12-13 19:07:37', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City fans were celebrating tonight after their club plunged into the relegation zone for the first time this season.</b>\r\n\r\nAll the hard work on the training pitch is finally paying off, and the Canaries are now confident they can go on a long losing run in order to guarantee their drop back to the Championship.\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is determined to get relegated so the team can start winning matches again, and she shrieked with delight when Newcastle scored a late winner at Tottenham to climb above Norwich in the table, leaving the Norfolk side in the bottom three.\r\n\r\nThey have been falling down the Premier League like a stone since a bright start to the campaign raised fears they might actually stay up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2259"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" alt="norwich-relegation-place" width="558" height="332" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2259" /></a></center><center><i>Christmas cheer: Norwich in the relegation zone</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Norwich spokesman said: "We owe Newcastle a massive beer. No matter how hard we have tried in recent weeks, we just have not managed to get into the drop zone. Now, thanks to the Toon Army\'s recent good form, we have finally made it.\r\n\r\n"Our manager Alex Neil is delighted, and has given the players three days off as a thank you for their efforts.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve all now got to stick together and ensure we don\'t get out of the bottom three before May."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s more illustrious East Anglian neighbour, Ipswich Town, moved into the promotion play-off places at the weekend following a hard-fought win at MK Dons - the club\'s third away victory on the trot.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich plunge into relegation zone', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-relegation-zone', '', '', '2015-12-13 19:17:03', '2015-12-13 19:17:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2258', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2260, 1, '2015-12-13 19:04:11', '2015-12-13 19:04:11', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City fans were celebrating tonight after their club plunged into the relegation zone for the first time this season.</b>\r\n\r\nAll the hard work on the training pitch is finally paying off, and the Canaries are now confident they can go on a long losing run in order to guarantee their drop back to the Championship.\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is determined to get relegated so the team can start winning matches again, and she shreaked with delight when Newcastle scored a late winner at Tottenham to climb above Norwich in the table, leaving them in the bottom three.\r\n\r\nThey have been falling down the Premier League like a stone since a bright start to campaign raised fears they might actually stay up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2259"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" alt="norwich-relegation-place" width="558" height="332" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2259" /></a></center><center><i>Christmas cheer: Norwich in the relegation zone</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Norwich spokesman said: "We owe Newcastle a massive beer. No matter how hard we have tried in recent weeks, we just have not managed to get into the drop zone. Now, thanks to the Toon Army\'s recent good form, we have finally made it.\r\n\r\n"Our manager Alex Neil is delighted, and has given the players three days off as a thank you for their recent efforts.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve all now got to stick together and ensure we don\'t get out of the bottom three before May."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s more illustrious East Anglian neighbour, Ipswich Town, moved into the promotion play-off places at the weekend following a hard-fought win at MK Dons - the club\'s third away victory on the trot.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich plunge into relegation zone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2258-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-13 19:04:11', '2015-12-13 19:04:11', '', 2258, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2258-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2261, 1, '2015-12-13 19:07:37', '2015-12-13 19:07:37', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City fans were celebrating tonight after their club plunged into the relegation zone for the first time this season.</b>\r\n\r\nAll the hard work on the training pitch is finally paying off, and the Canaries are now confident they can go on a long losing run in order to guarantee their drop back to the Championship.\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is determined to get relegated so the team can start winning matches again, and she shrieked with delight when Newcastle scored a late winner at Tottenham to climb above Norwich in the table, leaving them in the bottom three.\r\n\r\nThey have been falling down the Premier League like a stone since a bright start to campaign raised fears they might actually stay up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2259"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" alt="norwich-relegation-place" width="558" height="332" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2259" /></a></center><center><i>Christmas cheer: Norwich in the relegation zone</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Norwich spokesman said: "We owe Newcastle a massive beer. No matter how hard we have tried in recent weeks, we just have not managed to get into the drop zone. Now, thanks to the Toon Army\'s recent good form, we have finally made it.\r\n\r\n"Our manager Alex Neil is delighted, and has given the players three days off as a thank you for their recent efforts.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve all now got to stick together and ensure we don\'t get out of the bottom three before May."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s more illustrious East Anglian neighbour, Ipswich Town, moved into the promotion play-off places at the weekend following a hard-fought win at MK Dons - the club\'s third away victory on the trot.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich plunge into relegation zone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2258-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-13 19:07:37', '2015-12-13 19:07:37', '', 2258, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2258-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2262, 1, '2015-12-13 19:09:06', '2015-12-13 19:09:06', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City fans were celebrating tonight after their club plunged into the relegation zone for the first time this season.</b>\r\n\r\nAll the hard work on the training pitch is finally paying off, and the Canaries are now confident they can go on a long losing run in order to guarantee their drop back to the Championship.\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is determined to get relegated so the team can start winning matches again, and she shrieked with delight when Newcastle scored a late winner at Tottenham to climb above Norwich in the table, leaving the Norfolk side in the bottom three.\r\n\r\nThey have been falling down the Premier League like a stone since a bright start to campaign raised fears they might actually stay up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2259"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" alt="norwich-relegation-place" width="558" height="332" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2259" /></a></center><center><i>Christmas cheer: Norwich in the relegation zone</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Norwich spokesman said: "We owe Newcastle a massive beer. No matter how hard we have tried in recent weeks, we just have not managed to get into the drop zone. Now, thanks to the Toon Army\'s recent good form, we have finally made it.\r\n\r\n"Our manager Alex Neil is delighted, and has given the players three days off as a thank you for their recent efforts.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve all now got to stick together and ensure we don\'t get out of the bottom three before May."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s more illustrious East Anglian neighbour, Ipswich Town, moved into the promotion play-off places at the weekend following a hard-fought win at MK Dons - the club\'s third away victory on the trot.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich plunge into relegation zone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2258-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-13 19:09:06', '2015-12-13 19:09:06', '', 2258, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2258-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2263, 1, '2015-12-13 19:09:36', '2015-12-13 19:09:36', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City fans were celebrating tonight after their club plunged into the relegation zone for the first time this season.</b>\r\n\r\nAll the hard work on the training pitch is finally paying off, and the Canaries are now confident they can go on a long losing run in order to guarantee their drop back to the Championship.\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is determined to get relegated so the team can start winning matches again, and she shrieked with delight when Newcastle scored a late winner at Tottenham to climb above Norwich in the table, leaving the Norfolk side in the bottom three.\r\n\r\nThey have been falling down the Premier League like a stone since a bright start to the campaign raised fears they might actually stay up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2259"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" alt="norwich-relegation-place" width="558" height="332" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2259" /></a></center><center><i>Christmas cheer: Norwich in the relegation zone</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Norwich spokesman said: "We owe Newcastle a massive beer. No matter how hard we have tried in recent weeks, we just have not managed to get into the drop zone. Now, thanks to the Toon Army\'s recent good form, we have finally made it.\r\n\r\n"Our manager Alex Neil is delighted, and has given the players three days off as a thank you for their recent efforts.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve all now got to stick together and ensure we don\'t get out of the bottom three before May."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s more illustrious East Anglian neighbour, Ipswich Town, moved into the promotion play-off places at the weekend following a hard-fought win at MK Dons - the club\'s third away victory on the trot.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich plunge into relegation zone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2258-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-13 19:09:36', '2015-12-13 19:09:36', '', 2258, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2258-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2264, 1, '2015-12-13 19:16:59', '2015-12-13 19:16:59', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\nFootball Reporter\n\nNorwich City fans were celebrating tonight after their club plunged into the relegation zone for the first time this season.</b>\n\nAll the hard work on the training pitch is finally paying off, and the Canaries are now confident they can go on a long losing run in order to guarantee their drop back to the Championship.\n\nClub owner Delia Smith is determined to get relegated so the team can start winning matches again, and she shrieked with delight when Newcastle scored a late winner at Tottenham to climb above Norwich in the table, leaving the Norfolk side in the bottom three.\n\nThey have been falling down the Premier League like a stone since a bright start to the campaign raised fears they might actually stay up.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2259"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" alt="norwich-relegation-place" width="558" height="332" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2259" /></a></center><center><i>Christmas cheer: Norwich in the relegation zone</center></i><br><br>\n\nA Norwich spokesman said: "We owe Newcastle a massive beer. No matter how hard we have tried in recent weeks, we just have not managed to get into the drop zone. Now, thanks to the Toon Army\'s recent good form, we have finally made it.\n\n"Our manager Alex Neil is delighted, and has given the players three days off as a thank you for their efforts.\n\n"We\'ve all now got to stick together and ensure we don\'t get out of the bottom three before May."\n\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s more illustrious East Anglian neighbour, Ipswich Town, moved into the promotion play-off places at the weekend following a hard-fought win at MK Dons - the club\'s third away victory on the trot.\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich plunge into relegation zone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2258-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-12-13 19:16:59', '2015-12-13 19:16:59', '', 2258, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2258-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2265, 1, '2015-12-13 19:17:03', '2015-12-13 19:17:03', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City fans were celebrating tonight after their club plunged into the relegation zone for the first time this season.</b>\r\n\r\nAll the hard work on the training pitch is finally paying off, and the Canaries are now confident they can go on a long losing run in order to guarantee their drop back to the Championship.\r\n\r\nClub owner Delia Smith is determined to get relegated so the team can start winning matches again, and she shrieked with delight when Newcastle scored a late winner at Tottenham to climb above Norwich in the table, leaving the Norfolk side in the bottom three.\r\n\r\nThey have been falling down the Premier League like a stone since a bright start to the campaign raised fears they might actually stay up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2259"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norwich-relegation-place.jpg" alt="norwich-relegation-place" width="558" height="332" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2259" /></a></center><center><i>Christmas cheer: Norwich in the relegation zone</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Norwich spokesman said: "We owe Newcastle a massive beer. No matter how hard we have tried in recent weeks, we just have not managed to get into the drop zone. Now, thanks to the Toon Army\'s recent good form, we have finally made it.\r\n\r\n"Our manager Alex Neil is delighted, and has given the players three days off as a thank you for their efforts.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve all now got to stick together and ensure we don\'t get out of the bottom three before May."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Norwich\'s more illustrious East Anglian neighbour, Ipswich Town, moved into the promotion play-off places at the weekend following a hard-fought win at MK Dons - the club\'s third away victory on the trot.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Norwich plunge into relegation zone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2258-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-13 19:17:03', '2015-12-13 19:17:03', '', 2258, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2258-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2282, 1, '2015-12-15 10:07:11', '2015-12-15 10:07:11', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Edmund King\r\n\r\n***NEWSFLASH***\r\nPoll results\r\n\r\nShould Cambs be booted out of East Anglia?\r\nYes, of course 31.3%\r\nYes, and Norfolk 27.1%\r\nNo, I like flat things 41.6%\r\n\r\nSo there you have it. Cheerio, Cambridgeshire!\r\n\r\n*************************************\r\n\r\nSuffolk and Norfolk have formed an unlikely alliance to get Cambridgeshire booted out of East Anglia.</b>\r\n\r\nThe annoying, flat county has enjoyed the benefits of quaint East Anglian status for far too long - without actually bringing anything to the party itself.\r\n\r\nApart from Cambridge, which is a nice little city, the rest of the county is only useful for driving through in order to get to important places like the Midlands or Oop North.\r\n\r\nThe rest of Cambridgeshire is a barren wasteland full of weird people and dykes, as well as other drainage solutions for the Fens.\r\n\r\nNot even a couple of cathedrals - one in Ely and another in Peterborough (and let\'s not get started about Peterborough) - can justify it being a parasite which feeds off the success of the real East Anglians who attract tourism and wealth.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/138743849?et=JiDurnoAQWNYJ0qv2ZS32g&viewMoreLink=off&sig=8GkXmmeEtcibhS4LFX9_6Hl9mZXpFyftEy7tSZjNOBE=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/138743849" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Barren nights: Cambridgeshire in all its glory</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:530px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:61.509434% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/570139129?et=gE09YEdMSCJ5OHcLG12_BA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=_HPuyGQI0JTx2rAsy4tyl2ATPwwPzJSLJLEvU_t42tc=" width="530" height="326" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/570139129" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Rural charm: traditional East Anglian scene in Lavenham, Suffolk</center></i><Br><br>\r\n\r\nNow the great and the good from Suffolk and Norfolk, traditional enemies on so many issues, have teamed up to strike Cambridgeshire from East Anglia altogether.\r\n\r\nThe region was originally formed of only these two counties - originally called North and South Folk of the Kingdom of East Angles, but the big-eared flatlanders joined in when pesky princess Etheldreda of the Isle of Ely got wed around the year 650.\r\n\r\nEver since the swamplands of Cambridgeshire have been drained to make it more bearable - and in turn Cambridgeshire has drained the life from East Anglia, a place of beautiful countryside, coastline, breweries, a fine football team (in Ipswich, obviously) and the place listed as a number one destination by visitors from around Britain and beyond. \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the newly formed Anglia Against Cambridgeshire Coalition, which consists of county council chiefs, MPs, tourism and business leaders, said: "We don\'t mind parts of North Essex being in East Anglia because it is picturesque, but Cambridgeshire brings us nothing.\r\n\r\n"We\'d be better off flooding it, providing a pretty natural boundary to East Anglia from the rest of the country."\r\n\r\nNobody from Cambridgeshire was available for comment today, but you can have your say by voting in our exclusive poll below...\r\n\r\n[yop_poll id="5"]\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2283, 1, '2015-12-15 11:30:32', '2015-12-15 11:30:32', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA nudist beach will be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those brave enough to bare all despite the English weather.\r\n\r\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors in a rowdy meeting last night.\r\n\r\nBut residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar, The Rev Evan Elpuss was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe nudist beach was proposed in order to broaden Aldeburgh\'s appeal, which tourism chiefs believed was too narrow. Brian Collins, responsible for visitor numbers to the Suffolk Coastal area, said: "Aldeburgh has a bit of a \'stick-in-the-mud\' reputation and we need to drag it into the 21st century.\r\n\r\n"We threw around a few ideas, including a fun-fair, bingo hall and a greyhound stadium, but settled on a nudist beach as the most appealing to the general public.\r\n\r\n"The nudist beach will be only 200-yards wide and it will be roped off. However, it will be visible to anyone walking past, and to visitors on the normal beach on either side.\r\n\r\n"For anyone with a special interest, we plan on erecting a special viewing platform on top of the Moot Hall."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Elpuss blasted the plans. "It\'s disgusting. People visit Aldeburgh precisely because it is old-fashioned and offers a totally different pace of life.\r\n\r\n"Who wants to visit the town and be faced with bare breasts and worse? I urge the council to reconsider."\r\n\r\nAnd local bakery owner Camilla Farquarson-Hunter stormed: "The only baps on display in Aldeburgh should be my own floury ones."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'nudist-beach-aldeburgh', '', '', '2018-06-15 09:55:17', '2018-06-15 09:55:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2283', 0, 'post', '', 24); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2285, 1, '2015-12-15 11:09:14', '2015-12-15 11:09:14', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA nudist beach is to be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those willing to brave the English weather and bare all.\r\n\r\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors last night, but residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar Neil Cushion was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a></center><center>Cheeky: a common scene in Aldeburgh next summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n  \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2283-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-15 11:09:14', '2015-12-15 11:09:14', '', 2283, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2286, 1, '2015-12-15 11:26:35', '2015-12-15 11:26:35', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA nudist beach will be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those brave enough to bare all despite the English weather.\r\n\r\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors in a rowdy meeting last night, but residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar Neil Cushion was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a></center><center>Cheeky: a common scene coming to Aldeburgh next summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe nudist beach was proposed in order to broaden Aldeburgh\'s appeal, which tourism chiefs believed was too narrow. Brian Collins, responsible for visitor numbers to the Suffolk Coastal area, said: "Aldeburgh has a bit of a \'stick-in-the-mud\' reputation and we need to drag it into the 21st century.\r\n\r\n"We threw around a few ideas, including a fun-fair, bingo hall and a greyhound stadium, but settled on a nudist beach as the most appealing to the general public.\r\n\r\n"The nudist beach will be only 200-yards wide and it will be roped off. However it will be visible to anyone walking past, and to visitors on the normal beach on either side.\r\n\r\n"For anyone with a special interest, we plan on erecting a special viewing platform on top of the Moot Hall."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Cushion blasted the plans. "It\'s disgusting. People visit Aldeburgh precisely because it is old-fashioned and offers a totally different pace of life.\r\n\r\n"Who wants to visit the town and be faced with bare breasts and worse? I urge the council to reconsider."\r\n\r\nAnd local bakery owner Camilla Farquarson-Hunter stormed: "The only baps on display in Aldeburgh should be my own floury ones."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2283-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-15 11:26:35', '2015-12-15 11:26:35', '', 2283, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2287, 1, '2015-12-15 11:31:48', '2015-12-15 11:31:48', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA nudist beach will be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those brave enough to bare all despite the English weather.\r\n\r\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors in a rowdy meeting last night.\r\n\r\nBut residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar Neil Cushion was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a></center><center>Cheeky: a common scene coming to Aldeburgh next summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe nudist beach was proposed in order to broaden Aldeburgh\'s appeal, which tourism chiefs believed was too narrow. Brian Collins, responsible for visitor numbers to the Suffolk Coastal area, said: "Aldeburgh has a bit of a \'stick-in-the-mud\' reputation and we need to drag it into the 21st century.\r\n\r\n"We threw around a few ideas, including a fun-fair, bingo hall and a greyhound stadium, but settled on a nudist beach as the most appealing to the general public.\r\n\r\n"The nudist beach will be only 200-yards wide and it will be roped off. However it will be visible to anyone walking past, and to visitors on the normal beach on either side.\r\n\r\n"For anyone with a special interest, we plan on erecting a special viewing platform on top of the Moot Hall."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Cushion blasted the plans. "It\'s disgusting. People visit Aldeburgh precisely because it is old-fashioned and offers a totally different pace of life.\r\n\r\n"Who wants to visit the town and be faced with bare breasts and worse? I urge the council to reconsider."\r\n\r\nAnd local bakery owner Camilla Farquarson-Hunter stormed: "The only baps on display in Aldeburgh should be my own floury ones."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2283-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-15 11:31:48', '2015-12-15 11:31:48', '', 2283, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2288, 1, '2015-12-15 11:32:30', '2015-12-15 11:32:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA nudist beach will be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those brave enough to bare all despite the English weather.\r\n\r\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors in a rowdy meeting last night.\r\n\r\nBut residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar Neil Cushion was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a></center><center><i>Cheeky: a common scene coming to Aldeburgh next summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe nudist beach was proposed in order to broaden Aldeburgh\'s appeal, which tourism chiefs believed was too narrow. Brian Collins, responsible for visitor numbers to the Suffolk Coastal area, said: "Aldeburgh has a bit of a \'stick-in-the-mud\' reputation and we need to drag it into the 21st century.\r\n\r\n"We threw around a few ideas, including a fun-fair, bingo hall and a greyhound stadium, but settled on a nudist beach as the most appealing to the general public.\r\n\r\n"The nudist beach will be only 200-yards wide and it will be roped off. However it will be visible to anyone walking past, and to visitors on the normal beach on either side.\r\n\r\n"For anyone with a special interest, we plan on erecting a special viewing platform on top of the Moot Hall."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Cushion blasted the plans. "It\'s disgusting. People visit Aldeburgh precisely because it is old-fashioned and offers a totally different pace of life.\r\n\r\n"Who wants to visit the town and be faced with bare breasts and worse? I urge the council to reconsider."\r\n\r\nAnd local bakery owner Camilla Farquarson-Hunter stormed: "The only baps on display in Aldeburgh should be my own floury ones."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2283-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-15 11:32:30', '2015-12-15 11:32:30', '', 2283, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2289, 1, '2015-12-15 11:33:10', '2015-12-15 11:33:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA nudist beach will be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those brave enough to bare all despite the English weather.\r\n\r\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors in a rowdy meeting last night.\r\n\r\nBut residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar Neil Cushion was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a></center><center><i>Cheeky: a soothing scene coming to Aldeburgh next summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe nudist beach was proposed in order to broaden Aldeburgh\'s appeal, which tourism chiefs believed was too narrow. Brian Collins, responsible for visitor numbers to the Suffolk Coastal area, said: "Aldeburgh has a bit of a \'stick-in-the-mud\' reputation and we need to drag it into the 21st century.\r\n\r\n"We threw around a few ideas, including a fun-fair, bingo hall and a greyhound stadium, but settled on a nudist beach as the most appealing to the general public.\r\n\r\n"The nudist beach will be only 200-yards wide and it will be roped off. However it will be visible to anyone walking past, and to visitors on the normal beach on either side.\r\n\r\n"For anyone with a special interest, we plan on erecting a special viewing platform on top of the Moot Hall."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Cushion blasted the plans. "It\'s disgusting. People visit Aldeburgh precisely because it is old-fashioned and offers a totally different pace of life.\r\n\r\n"Who wants to visit the town and be faced with bare breasts and worse? I urge the council to reconsider."\r\n\r\nAnd local bakery owner Camilla Farquarson-Hunter stormed: "The only baps on display in Aldeburgh should be my own floury ones."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2283-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-15 11:33:10', '2015-12-15 11:33:10', '', 2283, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2290, 1, '2015-12-15 11:33:56', '2015-12-15 11:33:56', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA nudist beach will be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those brave enough to bare all despite the English weather.\r\n\r\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors in a rowdy meeting last night.\r\n\r\nBut residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar Neil Cushion was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a></center><center><i>Cheeky: a soothing scene coming to Aldeburgh next summer</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe nudist beach was proposed in order to broaden Aldeburgh\'s appeal, which tourism chiefs believed was too narrow. Brian Collins, responsible for visitor numbers to the Suffolk Coastal area, said: "Aldeburgh has a bit of a \'stick-in-the-mud\' reputation and we need to drag it into the 21st century.\r\n\r\n"We threw around a few ideas, including a fun-fair, bingo hall and a greyhound stadium, but settled on a nudist beach as the most appealing to the general public.\r\n\r\n"The nudist beach will be only 200-yards wide and it will be roped off. However, it will be visible to anyone walking past, and to visitors on the normal beach on either side.\r\n\r\n"For anyone with a special interest, we plan on erecting a special viewing platform on top of the Moot Hall."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Cushion blasted the plans. "It\'s disgusting. People visit Aldeburgh precisely because it is old-fashioned and offers a totally different pace of life.\r\n\r\n"Who wants to visit the town and be faced with bare breasts and worse? I urge the council to reconsider."\r\n\r\nAnd local bakery owner Camilla Farquarson-Hunter stormed: "The only baps on display in Aldeburgh should be my own floury ones."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2283-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-15 11:33:56', '2015-12-15 11:33:56', '', 2283, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2291, 1, '2015-12-17 11:58:42', '2015-12-17 11:58:42', '<strong>Plucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</strong>\r\n\r\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\r\n\r\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\r\n\r\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\r\n\r\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\r\n\r\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\r\n\r\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/old-lady-loo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/old-lady-loo.jpg" alt="old lady loo" width="507" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8002" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\r\n\r\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her daughter, who now live near Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\r\n\r\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\r\n\r\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knits scarf', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'pensioner-locked-in-loo', '', '', '2017-12-18 09:05:57', '2017-12-18 09:05:57', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2291', 0, 'post', '', 19); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2293, 1, '2015-12-17 11:56:47', '2015-12-17 11:56:47', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nPlucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly-installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\r\n\r\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\r\n\r\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\r\n\r\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\r\n\r\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\r\n\r\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\r\n\r\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:506px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/548746211" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.798419% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/548746211?et=TZMwxy2DRQx9t1ySDe9IgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ASkcLh5YFW5OEQDL6kQ5yu0W9nMKkwpmjwnz-7iu_aY=" width="506" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center>Gladys uses hand dryer to keep warm while locked in loo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door to let me out. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\r\n\r\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her family, who now live in Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\r\n\r\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\r\n\r\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\r\n\r\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knitted scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2291-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-17 11:56:47', '2015-12-17 11:56:47', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2294, 1, '2015-12-17 11:58:42', '2015-12-17 11:58:42', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nPlucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\r\n\r\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\r\n\r\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\r\n\r\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\r\n\r\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\r\n\r\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\r\n\r\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:506px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/548746211" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.798419% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/548746211?et=TZMwxy2DRQx9t1ySDe9IgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ASkcLh5YFW5OEQDL6kQ5yu0W9nMKkwpmjwnz-7iu_aY=" width="506" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Gladys uses the hand dryer to keep warm while locked in loo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door to let me out. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\r\n\r\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her daughter, who now live near Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\r\n\r\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\r\n\r\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\r\n\r\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knitted scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2291-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-17 11:58:42', '2015-12-17 11:58:42', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2295, 1, '2017-12-18 09:05:30', '2017-12-18 09:05:30', '<strong>Plucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</strong>\n\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\n\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\n\n\n\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\n\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\n\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\n\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\n\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\n\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/old-lady-loo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/old-lady-loo.jpg" alt="old lady loo" width="507" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8002" /></a><br><br>\n\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\n\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her daughter, who now live near Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\n\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\n\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knits scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2291-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-18 09:05:30', '2017-12-18 09:05:30', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2291-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2296, 1, '2015-12-17 12:00:36', '2015-12-17 12:00:36', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nPlucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\r\n\r\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\r\n\r\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\r\n\r\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\r\n\r\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\r\n\r\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\r\n\r\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:506px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/548746211" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.798419% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/548746211?et=TZMwxy2DRQx9t1ySDe9IgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ASkcLh5YFW5OEQDL6kQ5yu0W9nMKkwpmjwnz-7iu_aY=" width="506" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Gladys uses the hand dryer to keep warm while locked in loo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\r\n\r\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her daughter, who now live near Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\r\n\r\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\r\n\r\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\r\n\r\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knitted scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2291-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-17 12:00:36', '2015-12-17 12:00:36', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2297, 1, '2015-12-17 12:21:36', '2015-12-17 12:21:36', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nPlucky pensioner Gladys Phillips didn\'t panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.</b>\r\n\r\nGladys, 82, was out shopping in Felixstowe when, feeling the need to answer a call of nature, she visited a newly installed public loo off Hamilton Road.\r\n\r\nBut she was unaware the hi-tech convenience had not yet been officially opened to the public, and after forcing her way inside the door locked tight behind her.\r\n\r\nIt was not until FOUR days later when workmen came to finish off the painting that Gladys was found sitting on the loo finishing off the last few stitches of her pink scarf.\r\n\r\n"I was not really concerned at first when I couldn\'t get out," Gladys said. "In fact I was just relieved I\'d managed to go to the loo!\r\n\r\n"I kept banging on the door and walls, and shouting for help, but obviously no one could hear me. I realised I had to tough it out, and so I sat on the loo and began knitting.\r\n\r\n"Luckily I had just been to the shops and picked up a new ball of pink wool, so I began making a scarf, which one of my lucky grandchildren will now get for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"I had also popped into the sweet shop after collecting my pension, so I had a full bag of mint imperials to eat which kept my spirits up no end.\r\n\r\n"The loo was very clean and cosy. I was able to sleep on my big overcoat and was lovely and warm, and if I got cold I just sat under the hand dryer for a while.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:506px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/548746211" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.798419% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/548746211?et=TZMwxy2DRQx9t1ySDe9IgA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ASkcLh5YFW5OEQDL6kQ5yu0W9nMKkwpmjwnz-7iu_aY=" width="506" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Gladys uses the hand dryer to keep warm while locked in loo</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It was a great relief when the nice builder turned up and opened the door. He got quite a shock, I can tell you."\r\n\r\nWidow Gladys lives on her own and does not have a telephone, so her daughter, who now live near Bury St Edmunds, had no idea she was missing from home.\r\n\r\n"They have now been on at me to get a phone installed at home - and one of these mobile phone things for when I\'m out shopping. I suppose I shall have to catch up with the times."\r\n\r\nA Felixstowe town councillor insider said: "We\'re glad Gladys is none the worse for her ordeal. The fact that she was quite happy in the loo for four days does, however, show how modern and hi-tech it is."\r\n\r\nThe convenience is now open to the general public, but Gladys has promised not to stop for a cup of tea on future shopping trips, just in case she gets caught short again.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Pensioner locked in loo for four days, knits scarf', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2291-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-17 12:21:36', '2015-12-17 12:21:36', '', 2291, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2291-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2298, 1, '2015-12-17 15:33:16', '2015-12-17 15:33:16', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nChelsea have made an official approach to snatch manager Alex Neil from Norwich after sacking Jose Mourinho today.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that Roman Abramovich wants the dour Scotsman to take over at Stamford Bridge and steer the Blues to Premiership safety.\r\n\r\nThe billionaire Russian has been impressed at how Neil kept the Canaries out of the relegation zone all season, until last week.\r\n\r\nAnd he believes that given a little cash, Neil could be a world beater and get Chelsea into mid-table.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/481118516" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.417508% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/481118516?et=-ImE9yTdR_VOVfm0Ynm33Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=DBTy13kQ7xA6dOZ25mcQdhU7IgujQgXgoPnh3qVrcNU=" width="594" height="347" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Going down: Alex Neil with Norwich City</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith is desperate to block Chelsea\'s approach, determined as she is for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-relegation-zone/" target="_blank">Norwich to get relegated so they can win football matches again</a>.\r\n\r\nA Chelsea source said: "Our long-suffering fans need cheering up after an awful season under Mourinho.\r\n\r\n"We thought we\'d give them all a good laugh by trying to poach Alex Neil from Norwich. In doing so, we should be able to keep Norwich below us in the table, therefore ensuring we do not go down ourselves."\r\n\r\nNeil is one of several names on Chelsea\'s list, which includes Pep Guardiola and Diego Simeone. Mourinho was sacked earlier today after a board meeting discussed the Premiership champions\' recent run of abysmal results.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Chelsea target Norwich boss Alex Neil', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'chelsea-alex-neil', '', '', '2015-12-18 08:50:47', '2015-12-18 08:50:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2298', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2300, 1, '2015-12-17 15:29:49', '2015-12-17 15:29:49', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nChelsea have made an offical approach to snatch manager Alex Neil from Norwich after sacking Jose Mourinho today.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that Roman Abramovich wants the dour Scotsman to take over at Stamford Bridge and steer the Blues to Premiership safety.\r\n\r\nThe billionaire Russian has been impressed at how the dour Scotsman kept the Canaries out of the relegation zone all season, until last week.\r\n\r\nAnd he believes that given a little cash, Neil could be a world beater and get Chelsea into the top half of the table.\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith is bound to turn down Chelsea\'s approach, determined as she is for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-relegation-zone/" target="_blank">Norwich to get relegated so they can win football matches again</a>.\r\n\r\nA Chelsea source said: "Our long-suffering fans need cheering up after an awful season under Mourinho.\r\n\r\n"We thought we\'d give them all a good laugh by trying to poach Alex Neil from Norwich. In doing so, we should be able to keep Norwich below us in the table, therefore ensuring we do not go down ourselves."\r\n\r\nNeil is one of several names on Chelsea\'s list, which includes Pep Guardiola and Diego Simeone.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Chelsea target Norwich boss Alex Neil', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2298-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-17 15:29:49', '2015-12-17 15:29:49', '', 2298, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2298-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2301, 1, '2015-12-17 15:32:40', '2015-12-17 15:32:40', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nChelsea have made an offical approach to snatch manager Alex Neil from Norwich after sacking Jose Mourinho today.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that Roman Abramovich wants the dour Scotsman to take over at Stamford Bridge and steer the Blues to Premiership safety.\r\n\r\nThe billionaire Russian has been impressed at how the dour Scotsman kept the Canaries out of the relegation zone all season, until last week.\r\n\r\nAnd he believes that given a little cash, Neil could be a world beater and get Chelsea into the top half of the table.\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith is desperate to block Chelsea\'s approach, determined as she is for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-relegation-zone/" target="_blank">Norwich to get relegated so they can win football matches again</a>.\r\n\r\nA Chelsea source said: "Our long-suffering fans need cheering up after an awful season under Mourinho.\r\n\r\n"We thought we\'d give them all a good laugh by trying to poach Alex Neil from Norwich. In doing so, we should be able to keep Norwich below us in the table, therefore ensuring we do not go down ourselves."\r\n\r\nNeil is one of several names on Chelsea\'s list, which includes Pep Guardiola and Diego Simeone. Mourinho was sacked earlier today after a board meeting discussed the Premiership champions\' recent run of abysmal results.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Chelsea target Norwich boss Alex Neil', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2298-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-17 15:32:40', '2015-12-17 15:32:40', '', 2298, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2298-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2302, 1, '2015-12-17 15:33:16', '2015-12-17 15:33:16', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nChelsea have made an offical approach to snatch manager Alex Neil from Norwich after sacking Jose Mourinho today.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that Roman Abramovich wants the dour Scotsman to take over at Stamford Bridge and steer the Blues to Premiership safety.\r\n\r\nThe billionaire Russian has been impressed at how the dour Scotsman kept the Canaries out of the relegation zone all season, until last week.\r\n\r\nAnd he believes that given a little cash, Neil could be a world beater and get Chelsea into mid-table.\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith is desperate to block Chelsea\'s approach, determined as she is for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-relegation-zone/" target="_blank">Norwich to get relegated so they can win football matches again</a>.\r\n\r\nA Chelsea source said: "Our long-suffering fans need cheering up after an awful season under Mourinho.\r\n\r\n"We thought we\'d give them all a good laugh by trying to poach Alex Neil from Norwich. In doing so, we should be able to keep Norwich below us in the table, therefore ensuring we do not go down ourselves."\r\n\r\nNeil is one of several names on Chelsea\'s list, which includes Pep Guardiola and Diego Simeone. Mourinho was sacked earlier today after a board meeting discussed the Premiership champions\' recent run of abysmal results.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Chelsea target Norwich boss Alex Neil', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2298-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-17 15:33:16', '2015-12-17 15:33:16', '', 2298, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2298-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2303, 1, '2015-12-17 15:42:42', '2015-12-17 15:42:42', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\nFootball Reporter\n\nChelsea have made an offical approach to snatch manager Alex Neil from Norwich after sacking Jose Mourinho today.</b>\n\nWe can reveal that Roman Abramovich wants the dour Scotsman to take over at Stamford Bridge and steer the Blues to Premiership safety.\n\nThe billionaire Russian has been impressed at how Neil kept the Canaries out of the relegation zone all season, until last week.\n\nAnd he believes that given a little cash, Neil could be a world beater and get Chelsea into mid-table.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/481118516" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.417508% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/481118516?et=-ImE9yTdR_VOVfm0Ynm33Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=DBTy13kQ7xA6dOZ25mcQdhU7IgujQgXgoPnh3qVrcNU=" width="594" height="347" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center>Going down: Alex Neil with Norwich City</center></i><br><br>\n\nNorwich owner Delia Smith is desperate to block Chelsea\'s approach, determined as she is for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-relegation-zone/" target="_blank">Norwich to get relegated so they can win football matches again</a>.\n\nA Chelsea source said: "Our long-suffering fans need cheering up after an awful season under Mourinho.\n\n"We thought we\'d give them all a good laugh by trying to poach Alex Neil from Norwich. In doing so, we should be able to keep Norwich below us in the table, therefore ensuring we do not go down ourselves."\n\nNeil is one of several names on Chelsea\'s list, which includes Pep Guardiola and Diego Simeone. Mourinho was sacked earlier today after a board meeting discussed the Premiership champions\' recent run of abysmal results.\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Chelsea target Norwich boss Alex Neil', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2298-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-12-17 15:42:42', '2015-12-17 15:42:42', '', 2298, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2298-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2304, 1, '2015-12-17 15:36:44', '2015-12-17 15:36:44', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nChelsea have made an offical approach to snatch manager Alex Neil from Norwich after sacking Jose Mourinho today.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that Roman Abramovich wants the dour Scotsman to take over at Stamford Bridge and steer the Blues to Premiership safety.\r\n\r\nThe billionaire Russian has been impressed at how the dour Scotsman kept the Canaries out of the relegation zone all season, until last week.\r\n\r\nAnd he believes that given a little cash, Neil could be a world beater and get Chelsea into mid-table.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/481118516" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.417508% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/481118516?et=-ImE9yTdR_VOVfm0Ynm33Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=DBTy13kQ7xA6dOZ25mcQdhU7IgujQgXgoPnh3qVrcNU=" width="594" height="347" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center>Going down: Alex Neil with Norwich City</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith is desperate to block Chelsea\'s approach, determined as she is for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-relegation-zone/" target="_blank">Norwich to get relegated so they can win football matches again</a>.\r\n\r\nA Chelsea source said: "Our long-suffering fans need cheering up after an awful season under Mourinho.\r\n\r\n"We thought we\'d give them all a good laugh by trying to poach Alex Neil from Norwich. In doing so, we should be able to keep Norwich below us in the table, therefore ensuring we do not go down ourselves."\r\n\r\nNeil is one of several names on Chelsea\'s list, which includes Pep Guardiola and Diego Simeone. Mourinho was sacked earlier today after a board meeting discussed the Premiership champions\' recent run of abysmal results.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Chelsea target Norwich boss Alex Neil', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2298-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-17 15:36:44', '2015-12-17 15:36:44', '', 2298, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2298-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2305, 1, '2015-12-17 15:42:46', '2015-12-17 15:42:46', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nChelsea have made an offical approach to snatch manager Alex Neil from Norwich after sacking Jose Mourinho today.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that Roman Abramovich wants the dour Scotsman to take over at Stamford Bridge and steer the Blues to Premiership safety.\r\n\r\nThe billionaire Russian has been impressed at how Neil kept the Canaries out of the relegation zone all season, until last week.\r\n\r\nAnd he believes that given a little cash, Neil could be a world beater and get Chelsea into mid-table.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/481118516" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.417508% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/481118516?et=-ImE9yTdR_VOVfm0Ynm33Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=DBTy13kQ7xA6dOZ25mcQdhU7IgujQgXgoPnh3qVrcNU=" width="594" height="347" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center>Going down: Alex Neil with Norwich City</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith is desperate to block Chelsea\'s approach, determined as she is for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-relegation-zone/" target="_blank">Norwich to get relegated so they can win football matches again</a>.\r\n\r\nA Chelsea source said: "Our long-suffering fans need cheering up after an awful season under Mourinho.\r\n\r\n"We thought we\'d give them all a good laugh by trying to poach Alex Neil from Norwich. In doing so, we should be able to keep Norwich below us in the table, therefore ensuring we do not go down ourselves."\r\n\r\nNeil is one of several names on Chelsea\'s list, which includes Pep Guardiola and Diego Simeone. Mourinho was sacked earlier today after a board meeting discussed the Premiership champions\' recent run of abysmal results.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Chelsea target Norwich boss Alex Neil', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2298-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-17 15:42:46', '2015-12-17 15:42:46', '', 2298, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2298-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2306, 1, '2015-12-17 15:43:07', '2015-12-17 15:43:07', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nChelsea have made an offical approach to snatch manager Alex Neil from Norwich after sacking Jose Mourinho today.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that Roman Abramovich wants the dour Scotsman to take over at Stamford Bridge and steer the Blues to Premiership safety.\r\n\r\nThe billionaire Russian has been impressed at how Neil kept the Canaries out of the relegation zone all season, until last week.\r\n\r\nAnd he believes that given a little cash, Neil could be a world beater and get Chelsea into mid-table.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/481118516" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.417508% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/481118516?et=-ImE9yTdR_VOVfm0Ynm33Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=DBTy13kQ7xA6dOZ25mcQdhU7IgujQgXgoPnh3qVrcNU=" width="594" height="347" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Going down: Alex Neil with Norwich City</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith is desperate to block Chelsea\'s approach, determined as she is for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-relegation-zone/" target="_blank">Norwich to get relegated so they can win football matches again</a>.\r\n\r\nA Chelsea source said: "Our long-suffering fans need cheering up after an awful season under Mourinho.\r\n\r\n"We thought we\'d give them all a good laugh by trying to poach Alex Neil from Norwich. In doing so, we should be able to keep Norwich below us in the table, therefore ensuring we do not go down ourselves."\r\n\r\nNeil is one of several names on Chelsea\'s list, which includes Pep Guardiola and Diego Simeone. Mourinho was sacked earlier today after a board meeting discussed the Premiership champions\' recent run of abysmal results.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Chelsea target Norwich boss Alex Neil', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2298-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-17 15:43:07', '2015-12-17 15:43:07', '', 2298, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2298-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2307, 1, '2015-12-18 08:50:47', '2015-12-18 08:50:47', '<b>By Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nChelsea have made an official approach to snatch manager Alex Neil from Norwich after sacking Jose Mourinho today.</b>\r\n\r\nWe can reveal that Roman Abramovich wants the dour Scotsman to take over at Stamford Bridge and steer the Blues to Premiership safety.\r\n\r\nThe billionaire Russian has been impressed at how Neil kept the Canaries out of the relegation zone all season, until last week.\r\n\r\nAnd he believes that given a little cash, Neil could be a world beater and get Chelsea into mid-table.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/481118516" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:58.417508% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/481118516?et=-ImE9yTdR_VOVfm0Ynm33Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=DBTy13kQ7xA6dOZ25mcQdhU7IgujQgXgoPnh3qVrcNU=" width="594" height="347" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Going down: Alex Neil with Norwich City</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith is desperate to block Chelsea\'s approach, determined as she is for <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norwich-relegation-zone/" target="_blank">Norwich to get relegated so they can win football matches again</a>.\r\n\r\nA Chelsea source said: "Our long-suffering fans need cheering up after an awful season under Mourinho.\r\n\r\n"We thought we\'d give them all a good laugh by trying to poach Alex Neil from Norwich. In doing so, we should be able to keep Norwich below us in the table, therefore ensuring we do not go down ourselves."\r\n\r\nNeil is one of several names on Chelsea\'s list, which includes Pep Guardiola and Diego Simeone. Mourinho was sacked earlier today after a board meeting discussed the Premiership champions\' recent run of abysmal results.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Chelsea target Norwich boss Alex Neil', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2298-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-18 08:50:47', '2015-12-18 08:50:47', '', 2298, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2298-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2309, 1, '2015-12-21 08:36:22', '2015-12-21 08:36:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2311"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="3264" height="2448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2311" /></a></center><center><I>Tasteful: Wolf fleece</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThousands of lucky Norfolk residents will get a wolf fleece for Christmas, with the county topping sales in the UK.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey of this year\'s must-have gifts showed Norfolk can\'t get enough of the classy lupine garment.\r\n\r\nSales have leapt in all parts of the county, but have been particularly strong in Great Yarmouth, according to the influential Shopping Festive Leaders survey.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br><br>\r\nSpokesman Richard Cobbold said: "Each year we are surprised by one gift that becomes the thing people want most.\r\n\r\n"In 2015 Norfolk, this is the wolf fleece, which has been in such high demand that most outlets in Yarmouth and Norwich sold out days ago."\r\n\r\nDisappointed shopper Billy Bob Spuckler told the Suffolk Gazette: "I wanted to get one for my brother Bubba, but couldn\'t find one anywhere.\r\n\r\n"I should have gone online, but we don\'t have internet in Downham Market."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Wolf fleece tops Norfolk Xmas list', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'wolf-fleece', '', '', '2016-12-21 11:20:32', '2016-12-21 11:20:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2309', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2312, 1, '2015-12-21 08:26:20', '2015-12-21 08:26:20', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThousands of lucky Norfolk residents will get a wolf fleece for Christmas, with the county topping sales in the UK.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey of this year\'s must-have gifts showed Norfolk can\'t get enough of the classy lupine garment.\r\n\r\nSales have leapt in all parts of the county, but have been particularly strong in Great Yarmouth, according to the influential Shopping Festive Leaders survey.\r\n\r\nSpokesman Richard Cobbold said: "Each year we are surprised by one gift that becomes the thing people want most.\r\n\r\n"In 2015 Norfolk, this is the wolf fleece, which has been in such high demand that most outlets in Yarmouth and Norwich sold out days ago."\r\n\r\nDisappointed shopper Billy Bob Spuckler told the Suffolk Gazette: "I wanted to get one for my brother Bubba, but couldn\'t find one anywhere.\r\n\r\n"I should have gone online, but we don\'t have Internet in Downham Market."', 'Wolf fleece tops Norfolk Christmas list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2309-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-21 08:26:20', '2015-12-21 08:26:20', '', 2309, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2309-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2313, 1, '2015-12-21 08:27:32', '2015-12-21 08:27:32', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThousands of lucky Norfolk residents will get a wolf fleece for Christmas, with the county topping sales in the UK.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey of this year\'s must-have gifts showed Norfolk can\'t get enough of the classy lupine garment.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2311"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="3264" height="2448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2311" /></a>\r\n\r\nSales have leapt in all parts of the county, but have been particularly strong in Great Yarmouth, according to the influential Shopping Festive Leaders survey.\r\n\r\nSpokesman Richard Cobbold said: "Each year we are surprised by one gift that becomes the thing people want most.\r\n\r\n"In 2015 Norfolk, this is the wolf fleece, which has been in such high demand that most outlets in Yarmouth and Norwich sold out days ago."\r\n\r\nDisappointed shopper Billy Bob Spuckler told the Suffolk Gazette: "I wanted to get one for my brother Bubba, but couldn\'t find one anywhere.\r\n\r\n"I should have gone online, but we don\'t have Internet in Downham Market."', 'Wolf fleece tops Norfolk Christmas list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2309-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-21 08:27:32', '2015-12-21 08:27:32', '', 2309, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2309-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2314, 1, '2015-12-21 08:29:46', '2015-12-21 08:29:46', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThousands of lucky Norfolk residents will get a wolf fleece for Christmas, with the county topping sales in the UK.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey of this year\'s must-have gifts showed Norfolk can\'t get enough of the classy lupine garment.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2311"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="3264" height="2448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2311" /></a></center><center><I>Tasteful: Wolf fleece</<center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nSales have leapt in all parts of the county, but have been particularly strong in Great Yarmouth, according to the influential Shopping Festive Leaders survey.\r\n\r\nSpokesman Richard Cobbold said: "Each year we are surprised by one gift that becomes the thing people want most.\r\n\r\n"In 2015 Norfolk, this is the wolf fleece, which has been in such high demand that most outlets in Yarmouth and Norwich sold out days ago."\r\n\r\nDisappointed shopper Billy Bob Spuckler told the Suffolk Gazette: "I wanted to get one for my brother Bubba, but couldn\'t find one anywhere.\r\n\r\n"I should have gone online, but we don\'t have Internet in Downham Market."', 'Wolf fleece tops Norfolk Christmas list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2309-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-21 08:29:46', '2015-12-21 08:29:46', '', 2309, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2309-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2315, 1, '2015-12-21 08:32:32', '2015-12-21 08:32:32', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThousands of lucky Norfolk residents will get a wolf fleece for Christmas, with the county topping sales in the UK.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey of this year\'s must-have gifts showed Norfolk can\'t get enough of the classy lupine garment.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2311"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="3264" height="2448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2311" /></a></center><center><I>Tasteful: Wolf fleece</<center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nSales have leapt in all parts of the county, but have been particularly strong in Great Yarmouth, according to the influential Shopping Festive Leaders survey.\r\n\r\nSpokesman Richard Cobbold said: "Each year we are surprised by one gift that becomes the thing people want most.\r\n\r\n"In 2015 Norfolk, this is the wolf fleece, which has been in such high demand that most outlets in Yarmouth and Norwich sold out days ago."\r\n\r\nDisappointed shopper Billy Bob Spuckler told the Suffolk Gazette: "I wanted to get one for my brother Bubba, but couldn\'t find one anywhere.\r\n\r\n"I should have gone online, but we don\'t have internet in Downham Market."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Wolf fleece tops Norfolk Christmas list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2309-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-21 08:32:32', '2015-12-21 08:32:32', '', 2309, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2309-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2316, 1, '2015-12-21 08:36:22', '2015-12-21 08:36:22', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThousands of lucky Norfolk residents will get a wolf fleece for Christmas, with the county topping sales in the UK.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey of this year\'s must-have gifts showed Norfolk can\'t get enough of the classy lupine garment.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2311"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="3264" height="2448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2311" /></a></center><center><I>Tasteful: Wolf fleece</<center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nSales have leapt in all parts of the county, but have been particularly strong in Great Yarmouth, according to the influential Shopping Festive Leaders survey.\r\n\r\nSpokesman Richard Cobbold said: "Each year we are surprised by one gift that becomes the thing people want most.\r\n\r\n"In 2015 Norfolk, this is the wolf fleece, which has been in such high demand that most outlets in Yarmouth and Norwich sold out days ago."\r\n\r\nDisappointed shopper Billy Bob Spuckler told the Suffolk Gazette: "I wanted to get one for my brother Bubba, but couldn\'t find one anywhere.\r\n\r\n"I should have gone online, but we don\'t have internet in Downham Market."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Wolf fleece tops Norfolk Xmas list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2309-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-21 08:36:22', '2015-12-21 08:36:22', '', 2309, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2309-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2317, 1, '2015-12-21 08:38:41', '2015-12-21 08:38:41', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\n\nThousands of lucky Norfolk residents will get a wolf fleece for Christmas, with the county topping sales in the UK.</b>\n\nA survey of this year\'s must-have gifts showed Norfolk can\'t get enough of the classy lupine garment.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2311"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="3264" height="2448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2311" /></a></center><center><I>Tasteful: Wolf fleece</scenter></I><br><br>\n\nSales have leapt in all parts of the county, but have been particularly strong in Great Yarmouth, according to the influential Shopping Festive Leaders survey.\n\nSpokesman Richard Cobbold said: "Each year we are surprised by one gift that becomes the thing people want most.\n\n"In 2015 Norfolk, this is the wolf fleece, which has been in such high demand that most outlets in Yarmouth and Norwich sold out days ago."\n\nDisappointed shopper Billy Bob Spuckler told the Suffolk Gazette: "I wanted to get one for my brother Bubba, but couldn\'t find one anywhere.\n\n"I should have gone online, but we don\'t have internet in Downham Market."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Wolf fleece tops Norfolk Xmas list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2309-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-12-21 08:38:41', '2015-12-21 08:38:41', '', 2309, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2309-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2318, 1, '2015-12-21 08:39:11', '2015-12-21 08:39:11', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThousands of lucky Norfolk residents will get a wolf fleece for Christmas, with the county topping sales in the UK.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey of this year\'s must-have gifts showed Norfolk can\'t get enough of the classy lupine garment.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2311"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="3264" height="2448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2311" /></a></center><center><I>Tasteful: Wolf fleece</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\nSales have leapt in all parts of the county, but have been particularly strong in Great Yarmouth, according to the influential Shopping Festive Leaders survey.\r\n\r\nSpokesman Richard Cobbold said: "Each year we are surprised by one gift that becomes the thing people want most.\r\n\r\n"In 2015 Norfolk, this is the wolf fleece, which has been in such high demand that most outlets in Yarmouth and Norwich sold out days ago."\r\n\r\nDisappointed shopper Billy Bob Spuckler told the Suffolk Gazette: "I wanted to get one for my brother Bubba, but couldn\'t find one anywhere.\r\n\r\n"I should have gone online, but we don\'t have internet in Downham Market."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Wolf fleece tops Norfolk Xmas list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2309-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-21 08:39:11', '2015-12-21 08:39:11', '', 2309, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2309-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2321, 1, '2015-12-23 09:15:18', '2015-12-23 09:15:18', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor\r\n\r\nThe new Suffolk Police helicopter was criticised today for being out of proportion with the county\'s crime levels.</b>\r\n\r\nDespite crime figures being on the increase, the Suffolk force\'s decision to buy an Apache Gunship helicopter is seen as wildly over the top.\r\n\r\nBut the county crime commissioner, Tim Passless, claimed the fearsome piece of kit was necessary to deter a worrying increase in apple scrumping and illegal pigeon shooting in the countryside.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-helicopter.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/apache-helicopter-300x187.jpg" alt="apache-helicopter" width="300" height="187" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-179" /></a></center><center><i>The Suffolk Police Apache Gunship helicopter</center></i><p><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Apache gunship, better known for its use in armed forces around the world, including the US and Israel, has a terrifying array of weaponry available to the two-man crew.\r\n\r\nThey will be able to target Suffolk\'s notorious gangland leaders with a deadly array of cannon machine guns and missile systems capable of smashing any getaway car or stolen bicycle in an instant.\r\n\r\nSidewinder air-to-air missiles will also be used to take out any suspicious kites being flown on Suffolk\'s beaches. <i>(EDITOR\'S NOTE: The Apache went on to accidentally blow up a Suffolk vicarage. You can <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">read our coverage of the unfortunate incident here</a>)</i>\r\n\r\nNow residents, who spent years moaning about the noise of the old police helicopter hovering over towns and villages, will have to get used to deafening automatic rounds being fired and the terrifying screech of missile strikes instead.\r\n\r\nMarjory Dawes, a parish councillor from Orford, which has a deadly criminal culture known the world over, said even though she wanted a stop to crime, the Apache was way over the top.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Full Metal Jacket\'</b>\r\n\r\nShe said: "Imagine walking the dog one morning and this Apache gunship suddenly appears over the tree tops of Tunstall Forest. It would be like a scene out of Full Metal Jacket or Platoon.\r\n\r\n"And how much does this thing cost? Surely it would have been cheaper to keep the old bobby on his bike?"\r\n\r\nThe actual cost of the Apache is around £13 million, a figure Ipswich Tory MP Gen Bummer said was worth every penny. "The rural idyll of living in Suffolk has been shattered by rising crime. Only last week, a constituent of mine had a bottle of milk stolen from her doorstep.\r\n\r\n"Never let it be said that the Conservatives are not tough on crime. And once the crime has stopped, we\'ll use the gunship to mow down Labour and UKIP supporters."\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Public fears deadly Suffolk Police helicopter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '178-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-23 09:15:18', '2015-12-23 09:15:18', '', 178, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/178-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2322, 1, '2015-12-23 10:08:58', '2015-12-23 10:08:58', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nIpswich cocaine dealer Darren Dee says business has been so good that it\'s going to be a very white Christmas after all.</strong>\r\n\r\n"Everyone says they want to have snow for Christmas," Darren told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview. "And although the weather is unseasonably warm, I have been able to provide my special snow all over the place."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/522272305" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.895397% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/522272305?et=_1qDWbyZS2Zw-BYeOSWnbw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=e-5apG5QSGhKIxq5Nt1hOexeWDyTKD-m9-7pvcU8Xis=" width="478" height="358" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Line of duty: Coke dealer claims he\'s delivering a white Christmas after all</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dee -- not his real name -- said Ipswich party animals could sniff out a bargain and had placed huge orders for coke to keep them celebrating happily throughout the holidays.\r\n\r\nHe explained: "I had to get a special delivery on the train from London, and my little runners then brought it to my flat on the docks. From there I am arranging the most popular white Christmas since Bing Crosby."\r\n\r\nMr Dee, 34, boasted how the police had failed to crack his white Christmas operation because they were too busy clearing beggars off the town\'s streets.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t have the manpower to do anything about me," he said, wiping his nose and rubbing his gums. "There are drugs all over the place."\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police insider said officers were furious at claims that they were indifferent. He said: "The original Bing Crosby song was okay, but here at the station we preferred the Girls Aloud version of White Christmas, followed by Boney M\'s."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Coke dealer dreaming of white Christmas', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'coke-dealer-dreaming-of-white-christmas', '', '', '2018-01-29 15:04:47', '2018-01-29 15:04:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2322', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2323, 1, '2015-12-23 09:48:33', '2015-12-23 09:48:33', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nIpswich cocaine dealer Dwayne Smiff says business has been so good he\'s going to have a very white Christmas.</b>\r\n\r\n"Everyone says they want snow for Christmas," Dwayne told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview. "But although weather is unseasonally warm, my special snow is falling right now all over the place."\r\n\r\nMr Smiff -- not his real name -- said Ipswich party animals had a nose for a bargain and had placed huge orders for coke to keep them celebrating happily throughout the holidays.\r\n\r\n"I had to get a special delivery on the train from London, and my little runners then brought it to me at my flat on the docks. From there I am running the most popular white Christmas since Bing Crosby was about."\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/522272305" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.895397% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/522272305?et=_1qDWbyZS2Zw-BYeOSWnbw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=e-5apG5QSGhKIxq5Nt1hOexeWDyTKD-m9-7pvcU8Xis=" width="478" height="358" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div>\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Coke dealer dreaming of white Christmas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2322-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-23 09:48:33', '2015-12-23 09:48:33', '', 2322, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2322-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2324, 1, '2015-12-23 09:57:58', '2015-12-23 09:57:58', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nIpswich cocaine dealer Dwayne Smiff says business has been so good that it\'s going to be a very white Christmas after all.</b>\r\n\r\n"Everyone says they want to have snow for Christmas," Dwayne told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview. "And although weather is unseasonally warm, I have been able to provide my special snow all over the place."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/522272305" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.895397% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/522272305?et=_1qDWbyZS2Zw-BYeOSWnbw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=e-5apG5QSGhKIxq5Nt1hOexeWDyTKD-m9-7pvcU8Xis=" width="478" height="358" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Line of duty: Coke dealer claims he\'s delivering a white Christmas after all</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Smiff -- not his real name -- said Ipswich party animals could sniff out a bargain and had placed huge orders for coke to keep them celebrating happily throughout the holidays.\r\n\r\n"I had to get a special delivery on the train from London, and my little runners then brought it to my flat on the docks. From there I am arranging the most popular white Christmas since Bing Crosby."\r\n\r\nMr Smiff, 34, boasted how the police had failed to crack his white Christmas operation because they were too busy clearing beggars off the town\'s streets.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t have the manpower to do anything about me. But come on, what harm can a few lines of coke do?"\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police insider said: "The original Bing Crosby song was okay, but here at the station we preferred the Girls Aloud version of White Christmas, followed by Boney M\'s."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Coke dealer dreaming of white Christmas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2322-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-23 09:57:58', '2015-12-23 09:57:58', '', 2322, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2322-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2326, 1, '2015-12-23 10:08:58', '2015-12-23 10:08:58', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nIpswich cocaine dealer Darren Dee says business has been so good that it\'s going to be a very white Christmas after all.</b>\r\n\r\n"Everyone says they want to have snow for Christmas," Darren told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview. "And although the weather is unseasonably warm, I have been able to provide my special snow all over the place."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/522272305" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.895397% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/522272305?et=_1qDWbyZS2Zw-BYeOSWnbw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=e-5apG5QSGhKIxq5Nt1hOexeWDyTKD-m9-7pvcU8Xis=" width="478" height="358" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Line of duty: Coke dealer claims he\'s delivering a white Christmas after all</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dee -- not his real name -- said Ipswich party animals could sniff out a bargain and had placed huge orders for coke to keep them celebrating happily throughout the holidays.\r\n\r\nHe explained: "I had to get a special delivery on the train from London, and my little runners then brought it to my flat on the docks. From there I am arranging the most popular white Christmas since Bing Crosby."\r\n\r\nMr Dee, 34, boasted how the police had failed to crack his white Christmas operation because they were too busy clearing beggars off the town\'s streets.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t have the manpower to do anything about me," he said, wiping his nose and rubbing his gums.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police insider said: "The original Bing Crosby song was okay, but here at the station we preferred the Girls Aloud version of White Christmas, followed by Boney M\'s."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Coke dealer dreaming of white Christmas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2322-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-23 10:08:58', '2015-12-23 10:08:58', '', 2322, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2322-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2327, 1, '2015-12-23 10:12:41', '2015-12-23 10:12:41', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nIpswich cocaine dealer Darren Dee says business has been so good that it\'s going to be a very white Christmas after all.</b>\r\n\r\n"Everyone says they want to have snow for Christmas," Darren told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview. "And although the weather is unseasonably warm, I have been able to provide my special snow all over the place."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/522272305" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.895397% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/522272305?et=_1qDWbyZS2Zw-BYeOSWnbw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=e-5apG5QSGhKIxq5Nt1hOexeWDyTKD-m9-7pvcU8Xis=" width="478" height="358" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Line of duty: Coke dealer claims he\'s delivering a white Christmas after all</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dee -- not his real name -- said Ipswich party animals could sniff out a bargain and had placed huge orders for coke to keep them celebrating happily throughout the holidays.\r\n\r\nHe explained: "I had to get a special delivery on the train from London, and my little runners then brought it to my flat on the docks. From there I am arranging the most popular white Christmas since Bing Crosby."\r\n\r\nMr Dee, 34, boasted how the police had failed to crack his white Christmas operation because they were too busy clearing beggars off the town\'s streets.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t have the manpower to do anything about me," he said, wiping his nose and rubbing his gums. "There are drugs all over the place."\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police insider said: "The original Bing Crosby song was okay, but here at the station we preferred the Girls Aloud version of White Christmas, followed by Boney M\'s."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Coke dealer dreaming of white Christmas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2322-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-23 10:12:41', '2015-12-23 10:12:41', '', 2322, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2322-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2328, 1, '2015-12-23 10:37:48', '2015-12-23 10:37:48', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett\nCrime Correspondent\n\nIpswich cocaine dealer Darren Dee says business has been so good that it\'s going to be a very white Christmas after all.</b>\n\n"Everyone says they want to have snow for Christmas," Darren told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview. "And although the weather is unseasonably warm, I have been able to provide my special snow all over the place."\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/522272305" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.895397% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/522272305?et=_1qDWbyZS2Zw-BYeOSWnbw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=e-5apG5QSGhKIxq5Nt1hOexeWDyTKD-m9-7pvcU8Xis=" width="478" height="358" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Line of duty: Coke dealer claims he\'s delivering a white Christmas after all</center></i><br><br>\n\nMr Dee -- not his real name -- said Ipswich party animals could sniff out a bargain and had placed huge orders for coke to keep them celebrating happily throughout the holidays.\n\nHe explained: "I had to get a special delivery on the train from London, and my little runners then brought it to my flat on the docks. From there I am arranging the most popular white Christmas since Bing Crosby."\n\nMr Dee, 34, boasted how the police had failed to crack his white Christmas operation because they were too busy clearing beggars off the town\'s streets.\n\n"They don\'t have the manpower to do anything about me," he said, wiping his nose and rubbing his gums. "There are drugs all over the place."\n\nA Suffolk police insider said officers were furious at claims that they were indifferent. He said: "The original Bing Crosby song was okay, but here at the station we preferred the Girls Aloud version of White Christmas, followed by Boney M\'s."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Coke dealer dreaming of white Christmas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2322-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-12-23 10:37:48', '2015-12-23 10:37:48', '', 2322, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2322-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2329, 1, '2015-12-23 10:37:52', '2015-12-23 10:37:52', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett\r\nCrime Correspondent\r\n\r\nIpswich cocaine dealer Darren Dee says business has been so good that it\'s going to be a very white Christmas after all.</b>\r\n\r\n"Everyone says they want to have snow for Christmas," Darren told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive interview. "And although the weather is unseasonably warm, I have been able to provide my special snow all over the place."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/522272305" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.895397% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/522272305?et=_1qDWbyZS2Zw-BYeOSWnbw&viewMoreLink=off&sig=e-5apG5QSGhKIxq5Nt1hOexeWDyTKD-m9-7pvcU8Xis=" width="478" height="358" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Line of duty: Coke dealer claims he\'s delivering a white Christmas after all</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Dee -- not his real name -- said Ipswich party animals could sniff out a bargain and had placed huge orders for coke to keep them celebrating happily throughout the holidays.\r\n\r\nHe explained: "I had to get a special delivery on the train from London, and my little runners then brought it to my flat on the docks. From there I am arranging the most popular white Christmas since Bing Crosby."\r\n\r\nMr Dee, 34, boasted how the police had failed to crack his white Christmas operation because they were too busy clearing beggars off the town\'s streets.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t have the manpower to do anything about me," he said, wiping his nose and rubbing his gums. "There are drugs all over the place."\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police insider said officers were furious at claims that they were indifferent. He said: "The original Bing Crosby song was okay, but here at the station we preferred the Girls Aloud version of White Christmas, followed by Boney M\'s."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Coke dealer dreaming of white Christmas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2322-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-23 10:37:52', '2015-12-23 10:37:52', '', 2322, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2322-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2331, 1, '2015-12-24 10:07:07', '2015-12-24 10:07:07', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nAt this special time of year, I\'d like to personally wish all of you wonderful readers a very happy Christmas. I hope it\'s everything you and your families wished for.</b>\r\n\r\nFor my part I continue to be amazed by the support you have given the Suffolk Gazette. Since I launched it as a one-man hobby website ten months ago, with the aim of having a bit of fun while trying to be creative, the readership has grown beyond belief.\r\n\r\nJust last week the site got its <b>one millionth</b> page view. Over <b>600,000</b> people have read the Suffolk Gazette. Our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a> community is growing rapidly, currently standing at <b>6,700</b>.\r\n\r\nThose figures will never fail to amaze me; it just goes to show everyone loves a bit of a laugh and a good yarn. As the Suffolk Gazette motto says: You couldn\'t make it up!\r\n\r\nAnd so I\'ll raise a glass to you this Christmas (and thanks to the many of you who took advantage of our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Us A Beer donation page</a> to, er, buy me a beer), and leave you with this heartwarming Suffolk seasonal scene...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ipswich-nativity.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2332"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ipswich-nativity.jpg" alt="ipswich-nativity" width="600" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2332" /></a></center><center><i>Traditional scene: the Ipswich nativity (photo courtesy <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Spotted-in-Suffolk-again-part-2-644138869051492/?fref=ts" target="_blank">Spotted in Suffolk Again Part II</a>)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Happy Christmas to our 600,000 readers', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'happy-christmas', '', '', '2015-12-24 10:07:07', '2015-12-24 10:07:07', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2331', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2333, 1, '2015-12-24 10:04:58', '2015-12-24 10:04:58', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nAt this special time of year, I\'d like to personally wish all of you wonderful readers a very happy Christmas. I hope it\'s everything you and your families wished for.</b>\r\n\r\nFor my part I continue to be amazed by the support you have given the Suffolk Gazette. Since I launched it as a one-man hobby website ten months ago, with the aim of having a bit of fun while trying to be creative, the readership has grown beyond belief.\r\n\r\nJust last week the site got its <b>one millionth</b> page view. Over <b>600,000</b> people have read the Suffolk Gazette. Our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a> community is growing rapidly, currently standing at <b>6,700</b>.\r\n\r\nThose figures will never fail to amaze me. It just goes to show everyone loves a bit of a laugh and a good yarn. As the Suffolk Gazette motto says: You couldn\'t make it up!\r\n\r\nAnd so I\'ll raise a glass to you this Christmas (and thanks to the many of you who took advantage of our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Us A Beer donation page</a>), and leave you with this heartwarming Suffolk seasonal scene...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ipswich-nativity.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2332"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ipswich-nativity.jpg" alt="ipswich-nativity" width="600" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2332" /></a></center><center><i>Traditional scene: the Ipswich nativity (photo courtesy <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Spotted-in-Suffolk-again-part-2-644138869051492/?fref=ts" target="_blank">Spotted in Suffolk Again Part II</a>)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Happy Christmas to our 600,000 readers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2331-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-24 10:04:58', '2015-12-24 10:04:58', '', 2331, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2331-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2334, 1, '2015-12-24 10:07:07', '2015-12-24 10:07:07', '<b>By The Editor\r\n\r\nAt this special time of year, I\'d like to personally wish all of you wonderful readers a very happy Christmas. I hope it\'s everything you and your families wished for.</b>\r\n\r\nFor my part I continue to be amazed by the support you have given the Suffolk Gazette. Since I launched it as a one-man hobby website ten months ago, with the aim of having a bit of fun while trying to be creative, the readership has grown beyond belief.\r\n\r\nJust last week the site got its <b>one millionth</b> page view. Over <b>600,000</b> people have read the Suffolk Gazette. Our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a> community is growing rapidly, currently standing at <b>6,700</b>.\r\n\r\nThose figures will never fail to amaze me; it just goes to show everyone loves a bit of a laugh and a good yarn. As the Suffolk Gazette motto says: You couldn\'t make it up!\r\n\r\nAnd so I\'ll raise a glass to you this Christmas (and thanks to the many of you who took advantage of our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" target="_blank">Buy Us A Beer donation page</a> to, er, buy me a beer), and leave you with this heartwarming Suffolk seasonal scene...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ipswich-nativity.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2332"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ipswich-nativity.jpg" alt="ipswich-nativity" width="600" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2332" /></a></center><center><i>Traditional scene: the Ipswich nativity (photo courtesy <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Spotted-in-Suffolk-again-part-2-644138869051492/?fref=ts" target="_blank">Spotted in Suffolk Again Part II</a>)</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Happy Christmas to our 600,000 readers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2331-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-24 10:07:07', '2015-12-24 10:07:07', '', 2331, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2331-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2336, 1, '2015-12-27 17:20:38', '2015-12-27 17:20:38', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City owner Delia Smith managed to persuade former shadow chancellor Ed Balls to join as her new club chairman - by agreeing to pay him in pies.</b>\r\n\r\nChubby Balls insisted he got his hands on as many of Delia\'s famous pies as he wanted in return for his apparent expertise in running an ailing football club.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/472128306" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:72.053872% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/472128306?et=CxbsGKTMRXN-Bg7dA-kMow&viewMoreLink=off&sig=iYDIAJdoRtLO4ig5z7w6FBTGX7soSLiLHQZkj0syWjc=" width="594" height="428" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Balls up: rotund Ed tucks into a pie with dishy Delia</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe former Morley & Outwood MP, who embarrassingly lost his seat at the last election, has suffered a lifelong affliction of being a Norwich City fan.\r\n\r\nEver since his father first took him to the Carrow Road terraces in 1973, he has always regretted not supporting Norwich\'s larger and more successful East Anglian rivals, Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nA friend of Balls said: "Ed wanted to be a Tractor Boy but got bullied into supporting Norwich. He\'s had to stick with it because a politician can\'t be seen to do a u-turn.\r\n\r\n"To his surprise Delia Smith and the Norwich board asked him to join as chairman, a position he has been able to accept because he is doing nothing else of any note since being booted out of politics.\r\n\r\n"The position is unpaid, but Ed likes his food, and demanded his package included unlimited pies.\r\n\r\n"Delia was only too happy to agree to this, although she may regret it when Ed keeps billing her for ever larger club suits."\r\n\r\nA Norwich insider insisted Balls was the right man for the job. "He\'s been very successful in everything he has done and, er, well, you know, we have Stephen Fry on the board too. So it\'s all quite comical."\r\n\r\nNorwich are currently in a hilarious position in the Premier League, plummeting towards relegation.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Delia Smith to pay Ed Balls in pies', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ed-balls-to-be-paid-in-pies', '', '', '2015-12-27 17:24:08', '2015-12-27 17:24:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2336', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2338, 1, '2015-12-27 17:18:57', '2015-12-27 17:18:57', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City owner Delia Smith managed to persuade former Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls to join as her new club chairman - by agreeing to pay him in pies.</b>\r\n\r\nChubby Balls insisted he got access to as many of Delia\'s famous pies as he wanted in return for his apparent expertise in running an ailing football club.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/472128306" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:72.053872% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/472128306?et=CxbsGKTMRXN-Bg7dA-kMow&viewMoreLink=off&sig=iYDIAJdoRtLO4ig5z7w6FBTGX7soSLiLHQZkj0syWjc=" width="594" height="428" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Balls up: rotund Ed tucks into a pie with dishy Delia</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe former Morley & Outwood MP, who lost his seat at the last election, has suffered a lifelong affliction of being a Norwich City fan.\r\n\r\nEver since his father first took him to the Carrow Road terraces in 1973, he has always regretted not supporting Norwich\'s larger and more successful East Anglian rivals, Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nA friend of Balls said: "Ed wanted to be a Tractor Boy but got bullied into supporting Norwich. He\'s had to stick with it because a politician can\'t be seen to do a u-turn.\r\n\r\n"To his surprise Delia Smith and the Norwich board then asked him to join as chairman, a position he has been able to accept because he is doing nothing else of any note since being booted out of politics.\r\n\r\n"The position is unpaid, but Ed likes his food, and demanded his package included unlimited pies.\r\n\r\n"Delia was only too happy to agree to this, although she may regret it when Ed keeps billing her for ever larger club suits."\r\n\r\nA Norwich insider insisted Balls was the right man for the job. "He\'s been very successful in everything he has done and, er, well, you know, we have Stephen Fry on the board too. So it\'s all quite comical."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Delia Smith to pay Ed Balls in pies', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2336-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-27 17:18:57', '2015-12-27 17:18:57', '', 2336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2339, 1, '2015-12-27 17:20:38', '2015-12-27 17:20:38', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City owner Delia Smith managed to persuade former shadow chancellor Ed Balls to join as her new club chairman - by agreeing to pay him in pies.</b>\r\n\r\nChubby Balls insisted he got access to as many of Delia\'s famous pies as he wanted in return for his apparent expertise in running an ailing football club.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/472128306" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:72.053872% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/472128306?et=CxbsGKTMRXN-Bg7dA-kMow&viewMoreLink=off&sig=iYDIAJdoRtLO4ig5z7w6FBTGX7soSLiLHQZkj0syWjc=" width="594" height="428" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Balls up: rotund Ed tucks into a pie with dishy Delia</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe former Morley & Outwood MP, who embarrassingly lost his seat at the last election, has suffered a lifelong affliction of being a Norwich City fan.\r\n\r\nEver since his father first took him to the Carrow Road terraces in 1973, he has always regretted not supporting Norwich\'s larger and more successful East Anglian rivals, Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nA friend of Balls said: "Ed wanted to be a Tractor Boy but got bullied into supporting Norwich. He\'s had to stick with it because a politician can\'t be seen to do a u-turn.\r\n\r\n"To his surprise Delia Smith and the Norwich board asked him to join as chairman, a position he has been able to accept because he is doing nothing else of any note since being booted out of politics.\r\n\r\n"The position is unpaid, but Ed likes his food, and demanded his package included unlimited pies.\r\n\r\n"Delia was only too happy to agree to this, although she may regret it when Ed keeps billing her for ever larger club suits."\r\n\r\nA Norwich insider insisted Balls was the right man for the job. "He\'s been very successful in everything he has done and, er, well, you know, we have Stephen Fry on the board too. So it\'s all quite comical."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Delia Smith to pay Ed Balls in pies', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2336-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-27 17:20:38', '2015-12-27 17:20:38', '', 2336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2340, 1, '2015-12-27 17:21:33', '2015-12-27 17:21:33', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City owner Delia Smith managed to persuade former shadow chancellor Ed Balls to join as her new club chairman - by agreeing to pay him in pies.</b>\r\n\r\nChubby Balls insisted he got access to as many of Delia\'s famous pies as he wanted in return for his apparent expertise in running an ailing football club.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/472128306" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:72.053872% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/472128306?et=CxbsGKTMRXN-Bg7dA-kMow&viewMoreLink=off&sig=iYDIAJdoRtLO4ig5z7w6FBTGX7soSLiLHQZkj0syWjc=" width="594" height="428" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Balls up: rotund Ed tucks into a pie with dishy Delia</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe former Morley & Outwood MP, who embarrassingly lost his seat at the last election, has suffered a lifelong affliction of being a Norwich City fan.\r\n\r\nEver since his father first took him to the Carrow Road terraces in 1973, he has always regretted not supporting Norwich\'s larger and more successful East Anglian rivals, Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nA friend of Balls said: "Ed wanted to be a Tractor Boy but got bullied into supporting Norwich. He\'s had to stick with it because a politician can\'t be seen to do a u-turn.\r\n\r\n"To his surprise Delia Smith and the Norwich board asked him to join as chairman, a position he has been able to accept because he is doing nothing else of any note since being booted out of politics.\r\n\r\n"The position is unpaid, but Ed likes his food, and demanded his package included unlimited pies.\r\n\r\n"Delia was only too happy to agree to this, although she may regret it when Ed keeps billing her for ever larger club suits."\r\n\r\nA Norwich insider insisted Balls was the right man for the job. "He\'s been very successful in everything he has done and, er, well, you know, we have Stephen Fry on the board too. So it\'s all quite comical."\r\n\r\nNorwich are currently in a hilarious position in the Premier League, plummeting towards relegation.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Delia Smith to pay Ed Balls in pies', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2336-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-27 17:21:33', '2015-12-27 17:21:33', '', 2336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2342, 1, '2015-12-27 17:24:08', '2015-12-27 17:24:08', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Manik Bin Mann\r\nFootball Reporter\r\n\r\nNorwich City owner Delia Smith managed to persuade former shadow chancellor Ed Balls to join as her new club chairman - by agreeing to pay him in pies.</b>\r\n\r\nChubby Balls insisted he got his hands on as many of Delia\'s famous pies as he wanted in return for his apparent expertise in running an ailing football club.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/472128306" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">Embed from Getty Images</a></div><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:72.053872% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/472128306?et=CxbsGKTMRXN-Bg7dA-kMow&viewMoreLink=off&sig=iYDIAJdoRtLO4ig5z7w6FBTGX7soSLiLHQZkj0syWjc=" width="594" height="428" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p></div></center><center><i>Balls up: rotund Ed tucks into a pie with dishy Delia</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe former Morley & Outwood MP, who embarrassingly lost his seat at the last election, has suffered a lifelong affliction of being a Norwich City fan.\r\n\r\nEver since his father first took him to the Carrow Road terraces in 1973, he has always regretted not supporting Norwich\'s larger and more successful East Anglian rivals, Ipswich Town.\r\n\r\nA friend of Balls said: "Ed wanted to be a Tractor Boy but got bullied into supporting Norwich. He\'s had to stick with it because a politician can\'t be seen to do a u-turn.\r\n\r\n"To his surprise Delia Smith and the Norwich board asked him to join as chairman, a position he has been able to accept because he is doing nothing else of any note since being booted out of politics.\r\n\r\n"The position is unpaid, but Ed likes his food, and demanded his package included unlimited pies.\r\n\r\n"Delia was only too happy to agree to this, although she may regret it when Ed keeps billing her for ever larger club suits."\r\n\r\nA Norwich insider insisted Balls was the right man for the job. "He\'s been very successful in everything he has done and, er, well, you know, we have Stephen Fry on the board too. So it\'s all quite comical."\r\n\r\nNorwich are currently in a hilarious position in the Premier League, plummeting towards relegation.\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Delia Smith to pay Ed Balls in pies', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2336-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-27 17:24:08', '2015-12-27 17:24:08', '', 2336, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2348, 1, '2015-12-28 14:22:45', '2015-12-28 14:22:45', '<b>Today we can reveal the winners of the most prestigious awards of 2015 - the sought-after Suffolk Gazette Awards.</b>\r\n\r\nThe sparkling trophies were launched to recognise the best contributions to this newspaper during the course of the year, and also because we never win any of our own.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/suffolk-gazette-awards.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2356"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/suffolk-gazette-awards.jpg" alt="suffolk-gazette-awards" width="611" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2356" /></a></center><center><i>No expense spared: The Suffolk Gazette Awards</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>Most Gullible Comment Writer of the Year - Jason</b>\r\nThis was a tough one because so many got confused between fact and fiction. When we revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/" target="_blank">German WW2 soldier had been found alive hiding in a Suffolk forest</a>, the comment section filled up with people thinking they were alone in exposing the spoof.\r\n\r\nTom wrote: "He should be wearing a Luftwaffe uniform and definitely not a helmet but a flight cap/ headgear. And the possibility that a man could live in a foreign \'enemy\' woodland that long without A) surrendering, or B) realising the war was over is almost certainly improbable. As someone also mentioned it would be on national television with a story so important to history as this. I\'m sorry but it’s just not probable."\r\n\r\nAnd when we reported that a killer Great White Shark was stalking the River Deben, one or two, like reader \'J\', got cross: "This has to be a hoax, and get more evidence than just using a google image."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1530"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg" alt="russian-submarine" width="545" height="363" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1530" /></a></center><center><i>Spotted: A Russian submarine off Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the hands-down winner was <b>Jason</b>, who took great offence to our brilliant exclusive about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/" target="_blank">Russians sending a submarine to spy on Felixstowe</a>. He wrote to us in quite a strop: "There is no such type of submarine as an Austin Maestro.\r\n\r\n"Akula class, Borie or Yansen class are all active but you have fabricated this story. It seems odd that there are islands in the background (of the photo) and the ship is German. The perspective on the sub is too low to have been taken two miles away."\r\n\r\nAnd he went on (and on): "None of the Russian active subs have this conning tower configuration, not to mention to enter our waters would be an act of war. Oh, and you have plagiarised your photo which comes from airbus website for defence. So I hope you get the sack because any reverse image software will bring up this photo on many web pages. Best check your sources in the future. Oh and the sub is a u209 of the Columbian and German navies not a ballistic missile sub."\r\n\r\nHis comment was so detailed and well researched that it warranted a reply from the Suffolk Gazette Editor...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/editor-response-e1451310102632.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2362"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/editor-response-e1451310102632.jpg" alt="editor-response" width="550" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2362" /></a></center><center><i>Simple explanation: The Editor, who was not sacked, fires back at Jason</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>Most Gullible Foreign Media Organisation of the Year - POWNED!, Netherlands</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette stories routinely get picked up by other so-called \'proper\' media organisations and republished as fact. Rupert Murdoch\'s news outlets in Australia are particular culprits, as is the Down Under version of the Guardian.\r\n\r\nBut one foreign news organisation has been exposed twice. Step forward POWNED!, a Dutch news website which was first caught out by running our story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/boy-steals-penguin/" target="_blank">Suffolk boy stealing a penguin from a zoo</a>. More recently it ran our story about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/" target="_blank">old lady getting stuck in a public loo</a> for four days, where she settled down to knit a scarf, a "story" which also made the UPI international news wires.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/knitting-foreign-e1451305753995.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2351"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/knitting-foreign-e1451305753995.jpg" alt="knitting foreign" width="550" height="484" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2351" /></a></center><center><i>You knits: Suffolk Gazette catches out foreign media</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>Most Gullible Domestic Media Organisation of the Year - Farm Business magazine</b>\r\n\r\nThe old lady in the lav story caught most of the British media out as well, with the Mirror, Daily Express, Age UK (which is old enough to know better) - and even ITV News catching a cold. Hats off to The Sun, which initially believed the story but at least checked its facts first because it rang a local correspondent asking him to track down Gladys Phillips, the elderly toilet victim.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/daily-express-fail-e1451306312370.png" rel="attachment wp-att-2352"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/daily-express-fail-e1451306312370.png" alt="daily-express-fail" width="500" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2352" /></a></center><center><i>Daily Express: wool pulled over its eyes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the winner, for publishing a ridiculous story without checking any facts at all, was the prestigious Farm Business magazine. Worse still, it was in its print edition, so it couldn\'t exactly remove it very easily (like the Daily Star did after making the same mistake on its website). The story in question? It was the Suffolk Gazette\'s brilliant <a href="http://Suffolk man has sex with 450 tractors" target="_blank">Suffolk man has sex with 450 tractors exclusive</a>...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/farm-business-e1451306761785.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2353"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/farm-business-e1451306761785.jpg" alt="farm-business" width="300" height="402" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2353" /></a></center><center><i>Cereal offender: Farm Business got caught out</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>Bah, Humbug! Reader Award - Mick Smith</b>\r\n\r\nWe\'re fine with people getting fed up with us - if everyone loved the Suffolk Gazette, the Editor would be a millionaire.\r\n\r\nHowever, one negative comment on our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a> particularly tickled our fancy, given that the writer, Mick Smith, took time out from his busy Christmas Eve schedule to send us his good wishes...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bah-humbug.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2354"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bah-humbug.jpg" alt="bah-humbug" width="471" height="133" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2354" /></a></center><center><i>Bah, Humbug!: Festive cheer from Mick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>Most Forgiving People of 2015 Award - Everyone in Norfolk</b>\r\n\r\nYou\'d think the people of Norfolk would hate the Suffolk Gazette - after all, so many stories poke fun at our six-fingered, webbed-feet, terrible football team neighbours.\r\n\r\nBut the county has shown a quite remarkable sense of humour by actually taking the Suffolk Gazette to heart. We have loads of readers from Norfolk, and many of them contribute positively to our vibrant Facebook page community.\r\n\r\nWe salute you, Norfolk. But only today. Normal service will resume shortly.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norfolk-nasa-e1451308458872.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2358"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/norfolk-nasa-e1451308458872.jpg" alt="norfolk-nasa" width="559" height="369" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2358" /></a></center><center><i>Stick it up Uranus: Norfolk\'s NASA probe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<b>Best Pub of The Year Award - The Greyhound</b>\r\n\r\nBy presenting this award to our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-gazette-moves-corporate-hq/" target="_blank">official corporate headquarters</a>, we\'re secretly hoping the Greyhound in Ipswich finally gets round to placing an advert in the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1412"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpg" alt="image" width="448" height="261" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1412" /></a></center><center><i>Cheers: Suffolk Gazette\'s Corporate HQ</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Suffolk Gazette Awards 2015', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-gazette-awards-2015', '', '', '2015-12-28 14:35:29', '2015-12-28 14:35:29', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=2348', 0, 'post', '', 4); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2355, 1, '2015-12-28 12:56:34', '2015-12-28 12:56:34', '<b>Today we can reveal the winners of the most prestigious awards of 2015 - the Suffolk Gazette 2015 Awards.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awards were created to recognise the most brilliant contributions to this newspaper during the course of the year, and also because we never win any of our own.\r\n\r\n<b>Most Gullible Comment Writer of the Year - Jason</b>\r\nThis was a tough one because so many got confused between fact and fiction. When we revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/" target="_blank">German WW2 soldier had been found alive living in a Suffolk forest</a>, the comment section filled up with people thinking they were alone in exposing the spoof.\r\n\r\nTom wrote: "This would be an amazing story to believe. A main thing I picked up in is there wouldn’t be a black and white photo of him if he was found recently? For the photo to be B&W like that one he would have to have been spotted in 1944. Also he would be wearing a Luftwaffe uniform and definately not a helmet but a flight cap/ headgear. And the possibility that a man could live in a foreign \'enemy\' woodland that long without A surrendering or realising the war was over is almost certainly improbable. As someone also mentioned it would be on national television with a story so important to history as this. Im sorry but it’s just not probable."\r\n\r\nAnd when we reported that a killer Great White Shark was stalking the River Deben, one or two, like reader \'J\', got cross: "This has to be a hoax, and get more evidence than just using a google image."\r\n\r\nBut the hands-down winner was our reader <b>Jason</b>, who took great offence at our brilliant exclusive about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/" target="_blank">Russians sending a submarine to spy on Felixstowe</a>. He wrote: "There is no such type of submarine as an Austin Maestro. Akula class, Borie or Yansen class are all active but you have fabricated this story. It seems odd that there are islands in the background and the ship is German. The pospective on the sub is too low to have been taken two miles away."\r\n\r\nAnd he went on: "None of the Russian active subs have this conning tower configuration, not to mention to enter our waters would be an act of war. Oh, and you have plagiarised your photo which comes from airbus website for defence. So I hope you get the sack because any reverse image software will bring up this photo on many web pages. Best check your sources in the future. Oh and the sub is a u209 of the Columbian and German navies not a balistic missile sub."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1530"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg" alt="russian-submarine" width="545" height="363" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1530" /></a></center><center><i>Spotted: The Russian submarine off Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHis comment was so detailed that it warranted a reply from the Suffolk Gazette Editor, who wrote: "Dear Jason, My Defence Editor assures me there is indeed an Austin Maestro class Russian submarine. It is on secret trials and yet to be shown off to the wider world. This is what makes this scoop even bigger than it first appears. In response to your other points:\r\n– There are islands off Felixstowe, but you normally can’t see them through the drizzle. Also, German ships are allowed to visit Felixstowe (they were only banned under controversial circumstances from 1939 to 1945);\r\n– Our photographer had a very tall ladder in the back of his car, which explains why the perspective of the sub might appear too low;\r\n– As mentioned earlier, this Austin Maestro class is on secret testing, so how would you know what the configuration of its conning tower thingy should be?\r\n– I am amazed to hear the airbus website for defence also snapped the same submarine, so it seems this vessel has been testing in a wider area than we first thought. Interesting;\r\n– I would rather not “get the sack” because how would I then be able to afford my beer? Also, as I am the only one here, who would sack me?\r\n– I can assure you all our sources are checked very closely. If we have had too many pints, I admit that this fact-checking could get a little sketchy.\r\n\r\n"I hope this helps. If you need any more clarification, perhaps a visit to the About Suffolk Gazette page might help?\r\n\r\n"Finally, I am grateful for your support of our esteemed website; we do so much like hearing from our fans."\r\n\r\n<b>Most Gullible Foreign Media Organisation of the Year - POWNED, Netherlands</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette stories routinely get picked up by other media organisations and republished as fact. Rupert Murdoch\'s news organisations in Australia are particular culprits, as is the Down Under version of the Guardian.\r\n\r\nBut one new organisation has been caught out twice. Step forward POWNED!, a Dutch news website which was first caught out by running our story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/boy-steals-penguin/" target="_blank">Suffolk boy stealing a penguin from a zoo</a>, but more recently ran our story about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/" target="_blank">old lady getting stuck in a public loo</a> for four days, where she settled down to knit a scarf, a "story" which also made the UPI internation news wires.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/knitting-foreign-e1451305753995.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2351"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/knitting-foreign-e1451305753995.jpg" alt="knitting foreign" width="550" height="484" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2351" /></a></center><center><i>You knits: Suffolk Gazette catches out foreign media</center></i><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Most Gullible Domestic Media Organisation of the Year - Farming Business magazine</b>\r\n\r\nThe old lady in the lav story caught most of the British media out as well, with the Mirror, Daily Express, Age UK (which is old enough to know better) - and even ITV News catching a cold. Hats off to The Sun, which initially believed the story but at least checked its facts first because it rang a local correspondent asking him to track down Gladys Phillips, the elderly toilet victim.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/daily-express-fail-e1451306312370.png" rel="attachment wp-att-2352"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/daily-express-fail-e1451306312370.png" alt="daily-express-fail" width="500" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2352" /></a></center><center><i>Daily Express: wool pulled over their eyes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the winner, for publishing a ridiculous story without checking any facts at all, was the prestigious Farm Business magazine. Worse still, it was in the print edition, so it couldn\'t excactly remove it very easily (like the Daily Star did after making the same mistake). The story in question? It was the Suffolk Gazette\'s brilliant <a href="http://Suffolk man has sex with 450 tractors" target="_blank">Suffolk man has sex with 450 tractors exclusive</a>...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/farm-business-e1451306761785.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2353"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/farm-business-e1451306761785.jpg" alt="farm-business" width="300" height="402" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2353" /></a></center><center><i>Cereal offender: Farm Business got caught out</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Bah, Humbug! Reader Award - Mick Smith</b>\r\n\r\nWe\'re fine with people getting fed up with us - if everyone loved the Suffolk Gazette, the Editor would be a millionaire. However, one negative comment on our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a> particularly tickled our fancy, given that the writer, Mick Smith, took time out from his busy Christmas Eve schedule to send us good wishes...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bah-humbug.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2354"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bah-humbug.jpg" alt="bah-humbug" width="471" height="133" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2354" /></a></center><center><i>Nah, Humbug! Festive cheer from Mick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Suffolk Gazette 2015 Awards', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2348-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-28 12:56:34', '2015-12-28 12:56:34', '', 2348, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2348-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2357, 1, '2015-12-28 13:03:30', '2015-12-28 13:03:30', '<b>Today we can reveal the winners of the most prestigious awards of 2015 - the Suffolk Gazette 2015 Awards.</b>\r\n\r\nThe awards were created to recognise the most brilliant contributions to this newspaper during the course of the year, and also because we never win any of our own.\r\n\r\n<b>Most Gullible Comment Writer of the Year - Jason</b>\r\nThis was a tough one because so many got confused between fact and fiction. When we revealed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/german-ww2-soldier/" target="_blank">German WW2 soldier had been found alive living in a Suffolk forest</a>, the comment section filled up with people thinking they were alone in exposing the spoof.\r\n\r\nTom wrote: "This would be an amazing story to believe. A main thing I picked up in is there wouldn’t be a black and white photo of him if he was found recently? For the photo to be B&W like that one he would have to have been spotted in 1944. Also he would be wearing a Luftwaffe uniform and definately not a helmet but a flight cap/ headgear. And the possibility that a man could live in a foreign \'enemy\' woodland that long without A surrendering or realising the war was over is almost certainly improbable. As someone also mentioned it would be on national television with a story so important to history as this. Im sorry but it’s just not probable."\r\n\r\nAnd when we reported that a killer Great White Shark was stalking the River Deben, one or two, like reader \'J\', got cross: "This has to be a hoax, and get more evidence than just using a google image."\r\n\r\nBut the hands-down winner was our reader <b>Jason</b>, who took great offence at our brilliant exclusive about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/russian-submarine-felixstowe/" target="_blank">Russians sending a submarine to spy on Felixstowe</a>. He wrote: "There is no such type of submarine as an Austin Maestro. Akula class, Borie or Yansen class are all active but you have fabricated this story. It seems odd that there are islands in the background and the ship is German. The pospective on the sub is too low to have been taken two miles away."\r\n\r\nAnd he went on: "None of the Russian active subs have this conning tower configuration, not to mention to enter our waters would be an act of war. Oh, and you have plagiarised your photo which comes from airbus website for defence. So I hope you get the sack because any reverse image software will bring up this photo on many web pages. Best check your sources in the future. Oh and the sub is a u209 of the Columbian and German navies not a balistic missile sub."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-1530"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg" alt="russian-submarine" width="545" height="363" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1530" /></a></center><center><i>Spotted: The Russian submarine off Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHis comment was so detailed that it warranted a reply from the Suffolk Gazette Editor, who wrote: "Dear Jason, My Defence Editor assures me there is indeed an Austin Maestro class Russian submarine. It is on secret trials and yet to be shown off to the wider world. This is what makes this scoop even bigger than it first appears. In response to your other points:\r\n– There are islands off Felixstowe, but you normally can’t see them through the drizzle. Also, German ships are allowed to visit Felixstowe (they were only banned under controversial circumstances from 1939 to 1945);\r\n– Our photographer had a very tall ladder in the back of his car, which explains why the perspective of the sub might appear too low;\r\n– As mentioned earlier, this Austin Maestro class is on secret testing, so how would you know what the configuration of its conning tower thingy should be?\r\n– I am amazed to hear the airbus website for defence also snapped the same submarine, so it seems this vessel has been testing in a wider area than we first thought. Interesting;\r\n– I would rather not “get the sack” because how would I then be able to afford my beer? Also, as I am the only one here, who would sack me?\r\n– I can assure you all our sources are checked very closely. If we have had too many pints, I admit that this fact-checking could get a little sketchy.\r\n\r\n"I hope this helps. If you need any more clarification, perhaps a visit to the About Suffolk Gazette page might help?\r\n\r\n"Finally, I am grateful for your support of our esteemed website; we do so much like hearing from our fans."\r\n\r\n<b>Most Gullible Foreign Media Organisation of the Year - POWNED, Netherlands</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette stories routinely get picked up by other media organisations and republished as fact. Rupert Murdoch\'s news organisations in Australia are particular culprits, as is the Down Under version of the Guardian.\r\n\r\nBut one new organisation has been caught out twice. Step forward POWNED!, a Dutch news website which was first caught out by running our story about a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/boy-steals-penguin/" target="_blank">Suffolk boy stealing a penguin from a zoo</a>, but more recently ran our story about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pensioner-locked-in-loo/" target="_blank">old lady getting stuck in a public loo</a> for four days, where she settled down to knit a scarf, a "story" which also made the UPI internation news wires.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/knitting-foreign-e1451305753995.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2351"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/knitting-foreign-e1451305753995.jpg" alt="knitting foreign" width="550" height="484" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2351" /></a></center><center><i>You knits: Suffolk Gazette catches out foreign media</center></i><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Most Gullible Domestic Media Organisation of the Year - Farming Business magazine</b>\r\n\r\nThe old lady in the lav story caught most of the British media out as well, with the Mirror, Daily Express, Age UK (which is old enough to know better) - and even ITV News catching a cold. Hats off to The Sun, which initially believed the story but at least checked its facts first because it rang a local correspondent asking him to track down Gladys Phillips, the elderly toilet victim.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/daily-express-fail-e1451306312370.png" rel="attachment wp-att-2352"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/daily-express-fail-e1451306312370.png" alt="daily-express-fail" width="500" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2352" /></a></center><center><i>Daily Express: wool pulled over their eyes</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBut the winner, for publishing a ridiculous story without checking any facts at all, was the prestigious Farm Business magazine. Worse still, it was in the print edition, so it couldn\'t excactly remove it very easily (like the Daily Star did after making the same mistake). The story in question? It was the Suffolk Gazette\'s brilliant <a href="http://Suffolk man has sex with 450 tractors" target="_blank">Suffolk man has sex with 450 tractors exclusive</a>...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/farm-business-e1451306761785.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2353"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/farm-business-e1451306761785.jpg" alt="farm-business" width="300" height="402" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2353" /></a></center><center><i>Cereal offender: Farm Business got caught out</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Bah, Humbug! Reader Award - Mick Smith</b>\r\n\r\nWe\'re fine with people getting fed up with us - if everyone loved the Suffolk Gazette, the Editor would be a millionaire. However, one negative comment on our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/" target="_blank">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a> particularly tickled our fancy, given that the writer, Mick Smith, took time out from his busy Christmas Eve schedule to send us his good wishes...\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bah-humbug.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2354"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bah-humbug.jpg" alt="bah-humbug" width="471" height="133" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2354" /></a></center><center><i>Nah, Humbug! Festive cheer from Mick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Suffolk Gazette Awards 2015', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2348-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-12-28 13:03:30', '2015-12-28 13:03:30', '', 2348, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2348-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
