INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7744, 1, '2017-10-27 17:36:08', '2017-10-27 17:36:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/titanic-iceburg-e1509107173249.jpg" alt="Titanic iceberg for sale" width="650" height="412" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7738" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>One of the last known pieces of the iceberg that sank the Titanic is being auctioned off in London next week.</strong>\r\n\r\nExpected to fetch over £2 million, the unique piece of memorabilia will be the star of the show at the Christie\'s sale.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAuctioneers are under strict instructions on how to display the tennis-ball-sized piece of ice after an unfortunate incident three years ago.\r\n\r\nThen, to the horror of a worldwide audience, a piece of Titanic iceberg melted under the lights while being held aloft by an auctioneer in New York.\r\n\r\nThat mistake cost the Smythe-Withson auction house hundreds of thousands of dollars in compensation.\r\n\r\nChristie\'s has assured the owner of the ice, who lives in Suffolk in the UK, that their staff will display it in a special cool box to prevent loss.\r\n\r\nThe "unsinkable" Titanic sank in the North Atlantic during its maiden voyage in April, 1912.\r\n\r\nMore than 1,500 of the 2,224 passengers and crew died after it hit the iceberg in the early morning, before tipping up and slipping below the waves.\r\n\r\nSurvivors scrambled on lifeboats and floating wreckage - and some famously pocketed blocks of the ice as a ghoulish souvenir.\r\n\r\nMost of the mementos have been lost in time, but some survived for years.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe piece up for auction next week is believed to be one of the last of perhaps three pieces in the world, hence the extraordinary price.\r\n\r\nAuction expert Rose DeWitt Bukater said: "Collectors worldwide will be scrambling to snap up a piece of maritime history - and a small block of ice that shocked the world - and even starred in its own film.\r\n\r\n"The ice will easily exceed the £2 million reserve."\r\n\r\nAlthough the owner of the ice is not being named officially, it is thought to be Mr Jack Dawson, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, whose great-grandfather survived the Titanic disaster.\r\n\r\nHe refused to comment today, saying only: "I had a sinking feeling someone would identify me as the owner."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Piece of iceberg that sank the Titanic auctioned for millions', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7737-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-27 17:36:08', '2017-10-27 17:36:08', '', 7737, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7737-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7747, 1, '2017-10-29 15:40:15', '2017-10-29 15:40:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg" alt="Commuter sleeps" width="717" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7751" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA tipsy commuter was so sleepy on his train that he ended up on the rails for FOURTEEN hours.</strong>\r\n\r\nRichard Williams had a boozy Tuesday afternoon with colleagues in London before catching the 8pm train from Liverpool Street, which should have got him into Ipswich at 9.10pm.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Mr Williams, 50, fell asleep within minutes of settling down in his first class seat, and slept through his stop in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nHe woke up in a panic as his train pulled up at the end of the line - 40 miles away in Norwich at 10pm.\r\n\r\n"I had to hang around for half an hour to get the train back so I could get off at Ipswich," he explained. "So I had a pint at a pub next to the station."\r\n\r\nMr Williams got back on the train, but promptly fell asleep again and slept through Ipswich once more - all the way back to London!\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t believe it. By the time I got back to Liverpool Street it was gone midnight, more than four hours after I left in the first place, and then there were no trains back to East Anglia until 5.30am!"\r\n\r\nMr Williams said he had to wander about Liverpool Street Station, and had two McDonald\'s meals to pass the time.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I had to ring home and explain what had happened, but I don\'t think the missus believed me."\r\n\r\nHowever, things got worse for financial trader Mr Williams.\r\n\r\nHe was so tired after waiting up all night that he fell asleep as soon as he got on the 5.30am and, with no one else on the train to wake him up, he ended up in Norwich once more.\r\n\r\nNow it was 7.30am and Mr Williams was stuck in Norwich and due at work two hours later.\r\n\r\n"There was no way I had time to go back to Ipswich to get washed and changed. So I had to get the train straight back to London and go to work.\r\n\r\n"I was in a bit of a state, and probably looked a bit rough.\r\n\r\n"It was the 14-hour train journey from hell."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Greater Anglia train company said: "At least he got his money\'s worth."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Tipsy commuter sleeps through 14-hour train fiasco', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'commuter-sleeps', '', '', '2017-10-29 16:12:49', '2017-10-29 16:12:49', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7747', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7749, 1, '2017-10-29 15:40:15', '2017-10-29 15:40:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleep.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleep.jpg" alt="Commuter fell asleep on train" width="717" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7748" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA tipsy commuter was so sleepy on his train that he ended up on the rails for FOURTEEN hours.</strong>\r\n\r\nRichard Williams had a boozy Tuesday afternoon with colleagues in London before catching the 8pm train from Liverpool Street, which should have got him into Ipswich at 9.10pm.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Mr Williams, 50, fell asleep within minutes of settling down in his first class seat, and slept through his stop in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nHe woke up in a panic as his train pulled up at the end of the line - 40 miles away in Norwich at 10pm.\r\n\r\n"I had to hang around for half an hour to get the train back so I could get off at Ipswich," he explained. "So I had a pint at a pub next to the station."\r\n\r\nMr Williams got back on the train, but promptly fell asleep again and slept through Ipswich once more - all the way back to London!\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t believe it. By the time I got back to Liverpool Street it was near midnight, and there were no trains back to East Anglia until 5.30am!"\r\n\r\nMr Williams said he had to wander about Liverpool Street Station, and had two McDonalds meals to pass the time.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I had to ring home and explain what had happened, but I don\'t think the missus believed me."\r\n\r\nHowever, things got worse for financial trader Mr Williams.\r\n\r\nHe was so tired after waiting up all night that he fell asleep as soon as he got on the 5.30am and, with no one else on the train to wake him up, he ended up in Norwich once more.\r\n\r\nNow it was 7.30am and Mr Williams was stuck in Norwich and due at work two hours later.\r\n\r\n"There was no way I had time to go back to Ipswich to get washed and changed. So I had to get the train straight back to London and go to work.\r\n\r\n"I was in a bit of a state, and probably looked a bit rough.\r\n\r\n"It was the 14-hour train journey from hell."', 'Tipsy commuter sleeps through 14-hour train fiasco', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7747-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-29 15:40:15', '2017-10-29 15:40:15', '', 7747, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7747-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7750, 1, '2017-10-29 16:12:45', '2017-10-29 16:12:45', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg" alt="Commuter sleeps" width="717" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7751" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nA tipsy commuter was so sleepy on his train that he ended up on the rails for FOURTEEN hours.</strong>\n\nRichard Williams had a boozy Tuesday afternoon with colleagues in London before catching the 8pm train from Liverpool Street, which should have got him into Ipswich at 9.10pm.\n\n\n\nBut Mr Williams, 50, fell asleep within minutes of settling down in his first class seat, and slept through his stop in Suffolk.\n\nHe woke up in a panic as his train pulled up at the end of the line - 40 miles away in Norwich at 10pm.\n\n"I had to hang around for half an hour to get the train back so I could get off at Ipswich," he explained. "So I had a pint at a pub next to the station."\n\nMr Williams got back on the train, but promptly fell asleep again and slept through Ipswich once more - all the way back to London!\n\n"I couldn\'t believe it. By the time I got back to Liverpool Street it was gone midnight, more than four hours after I left in the first place, and then there were no trains back to East Anglia until 5.30am!"\n\nMr Williams said he had to wander about Liverpool Street Station, and had two McDonald\'s meals to pass the time.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"I had to ring home and explain what had happened, but I don\'t think the missus believed me."\n\nHowever, things got worse for financial trader Mr Williams.\n\nHe was so tired after waiting up all night that he fell asleep as soon as he got on the 5.30am and, with no one else on the train to wake him up, he ended up in Norwich once more.\n\nNow it was 7.30am and Mr Williams was stuck in Norwich and due at work two hours later.\n\n"There was no way I had time to go back to Ipswich to get washed and changed. So I had to get the train straight back to London and go to work.\n\n"I was in a bit of a state, and probably looked a bit rough.\n\n"It was the 14-hour train journey from hell."\n\nA spokesman for the Greater Anglia train company said: "At least he got his money\'s worth."\n\n', 'Tipsy commuter sleeps through 14-hour train fiasco', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7747-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-29 16:12:45', '2017-10-29 16:12:45', '', 7747, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7747-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7751, 1, '2017-10-29 15:47:52', '2017-10-29 15:47:52', 'A tipsy commuter  fell asleep on his train and went on a 14-hour journey', 'commuter asleeps', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'commuter-asleeps', '', '', '2017-10-29 15:48:24', '2017-10-29 15:48:24', '', 7747, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7752, 1, '2017-10-29 15:48:53', '2017-10-29 15:48:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg" alt="Commuter sleeps" width="717" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7751" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA tipsy commuter was so sleepy on his train that he ended up on the rails for FOURTEEN hours.</strong>\r\n\r\nRichard Williams had a boozy Tuesday afternoon with colleagues in London before catching the 8pm train from Liverpool Street, which should have got him into Ipswich at 9.10pm.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Mr Williams, 50, fell asleep within minutes of settling down in his first class seat, and slept through his stop in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nHe woke up in a panic as his train pulled up at the end of the line - 40 miles away in Norwich at 10pm.\r\n\r\n"I had to hang around for half an hour to get the train back so I could get off at Ipswich," he explained. "So I had a pint at a pub next to the station."\r\n\r\nMr Williams got back on the train, but promptly fell asleep again and slept through Ipswich once more - all the way back to London!\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t believe it. By the time I got back to Liverpool Street it was near midnight, and there were no trains back to East Anglia until 5.30am!"\r\n\r\nMr Williams said he had to wander about Liverpool Street Station, and had two McDonald\'s meals to pass the time.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I had to ring home and explain what had happened, but I don\'t think the missus believed me."\r\n\r\nHowever, things got worse for financial trader Mr Williams.\r\n\r\nHe was so tired after waiting up all night that he fell asleep as soon as he got on the 5.30am and, with no one else on the train to wake him up, he ended up in Norwich once more.\r\n\r\nNow it was 7.30am and Mr Williams was stuck in Norwich and due at work two hours later.\r\n\r\n"There was no way I had time to go back to Ipswich to get washed and changed. So I had to get the train straight back to London and go to work.\r\n\r\n"I was in a bit of a state, and probably looked a bit rough.\r\n\r\n"It was the 14-hour train journey from hell."', 'Tipsy commuter sleeps through 14-hour train fiasco', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7747-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-29 15:48:53', '2017-10-29 15:48:53', '', 7747, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7747-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7753, 1, '2017-10-29 15:53:11', '2017-10-29 15:53:11', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg" alt="Commuter sleeps" width="717" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7751" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA tipsy commuter was so sleepy on his train that he ended up on the rails for FOURTEEN hours.</strong>\r\n\r\nRichard Williams had a boozy Tuesday afternoon with colleagues in London before catching the 8pm train from Liverpool Street, which should have got him into Ipswich at 9.10pm.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Mr Williams, 50, fell asleep within minutes of settling down in his first class seat, and slept through his stop in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nHe woke up in a panic as his train pulled up at the end of the line - 40 miles away in Norwich at 10pm.\r\n\r\n"I had to hang around for half an hour to get the train back so I could get off at Ipswich," he explained. "So I had a pint at a pub next to the station."\r\n\r\nMr Williams got back on the train, but promptly fell asleep again and slept through Ipswich once more - all the way back to London!\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t believe it. By the time I got back to Liverpool Street it was gone midnight, more than four hours after I left in the first place, and then there were no trains back to East Anglia until 5.30am!"\r\n\r\nMr Williams said he had to wander about Liverpool Street Station, and had two McDonald\'s meals to pass the time.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I had to ring home and explain what had happened, but I don\'t think the missus believed me."\r\n\r\nHowever, things got worse for financial trader Mr Williams.\r\n\r\nHe was so tired after waiting up all night that he fell asleep as soon as he got on the 5.30am and, with no one else on the train to wake him up, he ended up in Norwich once more.\r\n\r\nNow it was 7.30am and Mr Williams was stuck in Norwich and due at work two hours later.\r\n\r\n"There was no way I had time to go back to Ipswich to get washed and changed. So I had to get the train straight back to London and go to work.\r\n\r\n"I was in a bit of a state, and probably looked a bit rough.\r\n\r\n"It was the 14-hour train journey from hell."', 'Tipsy commuter sleeps through 14-hour train fiasco', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7747-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-29 15:53:11', '2017-10-29 15:53:11', '', 7747, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7747-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7754, 1, '2017-10-29 16:08:57', '2017-10-29 16:08:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg" alt="Commuter sleeps" width="717" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7751" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA tipsy commuter was so sleepy on his train that he ended up on the rails for FOURTEEN hours.</strong>\r\n\r\nRichard Williams had a boozy Tuesday afternoon with colleagues in London before catching the 8pm train from Liverpool Street, which should have got him into Ipswich at 9.10pm.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Mr Williams, 50, fell asleep within minutes of settling down in his first class seat, and slept through his stop in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nHe woke up in a panic as his train pulled up at the end of the line - 40 miles away in Norwich at 10pm.\r\n\r\n"I had to hang around for half an hour to get the train back so I could get off at Ipswich," he explained. "So I had a pint at a pub next to the station."\r\n\r\nMr Williams got back on the train, but promptly fell asleep again and slept through Ipswich once more - all the way back to London!\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t believe it. By the time I got back to Liverpool Street it was gone midnight, more than four hours after I left in the first place, and then there were no trains back to East Anglia until 5.30am!"\r\n\r\nMr Williams said he had to wander about Liverpool Street Station, and had two McDonald\'s meals to pass the time.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I had to ring home and explain what had happened, but I don\'t think the missus believed me."\r\n\r\nHowever, things got worse for financial trader Mr Williams.\r\n\r\nHe was so tired after waiting up all night that he fell asleep as soon as he got on the 5.30am and, with no one else on the train to wake him up, he ended up in Norwich once more.\r\n\r\nNow it was 7.30am and Mr Williams was stuck in Norwich and due at work two hours later.\r\n\r\n"There was no way I had time to go back to Ipswich to get washed and changed. So I had to get the train straight back to London and go to work.\r\n\r\n"I was in a bit of a state, and probably looked a bit rough.\r\n\r\n"It was the 14-hour train journey from hell."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Greater Anglia train company said: "At least he got his money\'s worth."', 'Tipsy commuter sleeps through 14-hour train fiasco', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7747-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-29 16:08:57', '2017-10-29 16:08:57', '', 7747, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7747-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7755, 1, '2017-10-29 16:12:49', '2017-10-29 16:12:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/commuter-asleeps.jpg" alt="Commuter sleeps" width="717" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7751" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nA tipsy commuter was so sleepy on his train that he ended up on the rails for FOURTEEN hours.</strong>\r\n\r\nRichard Williams had a boozy Tuesday afternoon with colleagues in London before catching the 8pm train from Liverpool Street, which should have got him into Ipswich at 9.10pm.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Mr Williams, 50, fell asleep within minutes of settling down in his first class seat, and slept through his stop in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nHe woke up in a panic as his train pulled up at the end of the line - 40 miles away in Norwich at 10pm.\r\n\r\n"I had to hang around for half an hour to get the train back so I could get off at Ipswich," he explained. "So I had a pint at a pub next to the station."\r\n\r\nMr Williams got back on the train, but promptly fell asleep again and slept through Ipswich once more - all the way back to London!\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t believe it. By the time I got back to Liverpool Street it was gone midnight, more than four hours after I left in the first place, and then there were no trains back to East Anglia until 5.30am!"\r\n\r\nMr Williams said he had to wander about Liverpool Street Station, and had two McDonald\'s meals to pass the time.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"I had to ring home and explain what had happened, but I don\'t think the missus believed me."\r\n\r\nHowever, things got worse for financial trader Mr Williams.\r\n\r\nHe was so tired after waiting up all night that he fell asleep as soon as he got on the 5.30am and, with no one else on the train to wake him up, he ended up in Norwich once more.\r\n\r\nNow it was 7.30am and Mr Williams was stuck in Norwich and due at work two hours later.\r\n\r\n"There was no way I had time to go back to Ipswich to get washed and changed. So I had to get the train straight back to London and go to work.\r\n\r\n"I was in a bit of a state, and probably looked a bit rough.\r\n\r\n"It was the 14-hour train journey from hell."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Greater Anglia train company said: "At least he got his money\'s worth."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Tipsy commuter sleeps through 14-hour train fiasco', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7747-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-29 16:12:49', '2017-10-29 16:12:49', '', 7747, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7747-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7758, 0, '2017-10-29 19:54:33', '2017-10-29 19:54:33', '', 'Jan Pulsford', '', 'abandoned', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'jan-pulsford-4', '', '', '2017-11-08 09:36:03', '2017-11-08 09:36:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=give_payment&#038;p=7758', 0, 'give_payment', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7760, 1, '2018-10-22 10:12:35', '2018-10-22 10:12:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg" alt="rude pumpkin" width="540" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7761" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA grumpy homeowner who left a rude Halloween pumpkin in her window has been forced to remove it by police.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said she was fed up with trick or treat kids knocking on her door asking for sweets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo she carefully carved the words "Fuck Off" into her pumpkin, popped a candle inside and left it in the front window for all to see.\r\n\r\nBut while many people in Framlingham saw the funny side, some parents complained and one rang the police in disgust.\r\n\r\n"Officers came round and had a word," farm bean picker Ms Fisher said.\r\n\r\n"They actually thought it was very funny and one even took a photo of it on his phone.\r\n\r\n"But at the end of the day they said I was potentially in breach of the peace, so they asked me to remove it. I have made it into a tasty soup instead."\r\n\r\n<h3>Rude pumpkin</h3>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police sergeant said: "We had an unusual call about a rude pumpkin, so we sent two officers around to the address.\r\n\r\n"We spoke to the homeowner who claimed it was a joke to keep children from knocking on her door trick or treating.\r\n\r\n"She has now removed the offending fruit and we will not be taking the matter any further."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher, who is divorced and has two grown-up children, added: "I expect when I become a grandmother I will need to be better behaved."\r\n\r\nA neighbour who asked not to be named said: "I thought it was brilliant. It made my day when I saw it in her front window."', 'Police force woman to remove rude Halloween pumpkin', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rude-pumpkin', '', '', '2018-10-22 11:19:52', '2018-10-22 11:19:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7760', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7761, 1, '2017-10-30 14:45:06', '2017-10-30 14:45:06', 'Police speak to grumpy resident about sweary rude pumpkin', 'swear pumpkin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'swear-pumpkin', '', '', '2017-10-30 14:45:40', '2017-10-30 14:45:40', '', 7760, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7762, 1, '2017-10-30 15:12:35', '2017-10-30 15:12:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg" alt="rude pumpkin" width="540" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7761" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA grumpy homeowner who left a rude Halloween pumpkin in his window has been forced to remove it by police.</strong>\r\n\r\nReg Bates, 47, said he was fed up with trick or treat kids knocking on his door asking for sweets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo he carefully carved the words "Fuck Off" into his pumpkin, popped a candle inside and left it in the front window for all to see.\r\n\r\nBut while many people in Framlingham saw the funny side, some parents complained and one rang the police in disgust.\r\n\r\n"Officers came round and had a word," farm labourer Mr Bates said.\r\n\r\n"They actually thought it was very funny and one even took a photo of it on his phone.\r\n\r\n"But at the end of the day they said I was potentially in breach of the peace, so they asked me to remove it. I have made it into a tasty soup instead."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police sergeant said: "We had an unusual call about a rude pumpkin, so we sent two officer around to the address.\r\n\r\n"We spoke to the homeowner who claimed it was a joke to keep children from knocking on his door trick or treating.\r\n\r\n"He has now removed the offending fruit and we will not be taking the matter any further."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Police force man to remove rude Halloween pumpkin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7760-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-30 15:12:35', '2017-10-30 15:12:35', '', 7760, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7760-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7763, 1, '2018-10-22 11:18:20', '2018-10-22 11:18:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg" alt="rude pumpkin" width="540" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7761" /></a>\n<strong>\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nA grumpy homeowner who left a rude Halloween pumpkin in his window has been forced to remove it by police.</strong>\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said she was fed up with trick or treat kids knocking on her door asking for sweets.\n\n\n\nSo she carefully carved the words "Fuck Off" into her pumpkin, popped a candle inside and left it in the front window for all to see.\n\nBut while many people in Framlingham saw the funny side, some parents complained and one rang the police in disgust.\n\n"Officers came round and had a word," farm bean picker Ms Fisher said.\n\n"They actually thought it was very funny and one even took a photo of it on his phone.\n\n"But at the end of the day they said I was potentially in breach of the peace, so they asked me to remove it. I have made it into a tasty soup instead."\n\nA Suffolk Police sergeant said: "We had an unusual call about a rude pumpkin, so we sent two officers around to the address.\n\n"We spoke to the homeowner who claimed it was a joke to keep children from knocking on her door trick or treating.\n\n"She has now removed the offending fruit and we will not be taking the matter any further."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMs Fisher, who is divorced and has two grown-up children, added: "I expect when I become a grandmother I will need to be better behaved."\n\nA neighbour who asked not to be named said: "I thought it was brilliant. It made my day when I saw it in her front window."', 'Police force woman to remove rude Halloween pumpkin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7760-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-22 11:18:20', '2018-10-22 11:18:20', '', 7760, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7760-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7764, 1, '2017-10-30 15:19:46', '2017-10-30 15:19:46', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg" alt="rude pumpkin" width="540" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7761" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA grumpy homeowner who left a rude Halloween pumpkin in his window has been forced to remove it by police.</strong>\r\n\r\nReg Bates, 47, said he was fed up with trick or treat kids knocking on his door asking for sweets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo he carefully carved the words "Fuck Off" into his pumpkin, popped a candle inside and left it in the front window for all to see.\r\n\r\nBut while many people in Framlingham saw the funny side, some parents complained and one rang the police in disgust.\r\n\r\n"Officers came round and had a word," farm labourer Mr Bates said.\r\n\r\n"They actually thought it was very funny and one even took a photo of it on his phone.\r\n\r\n"But at the end of the day they said I was potentially in breach of the peace, so they asked me to remove it. I have made it into a tasty soup instead."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police sergeant said: "We had an unusual call about a rude pumpkin, so we sent two officer around to the address.\r\n\r\n"We spoke to the homeowner who claimed it was a joke to keep children from knocking on his door trick or treating.\r\n\r\n"He has now removed the offending fruit and we will not be taking the matter any further."\r\n\r\nMr Bates, who is divorced, has two grown-up children. "I expect when I become a grandfather I will be a little bit better behaved," he said.\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Police force man to remove rude Halloween pumpkin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7760-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-30 15:19:46', '2017-10-30 15:19:46', '', 7760, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7760-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7765, 1, '2017-10-30 15:29:30', '2017-10-30 15:29:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg" alt="rude pumpkin" width="540" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7761" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA grumpy homeowner who left a rude Halloween pumpkin in his window has been forced to remove it by police.</strong>\r\n\r\nReg Bates, 47, said he was fed up with trick or treat kids knocking on his door asking for sweets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo he carefully carved the words "Fuck Off" into his pumpkin, popped a candle inside and left it in the front window for all to see.\r\n\r\nBut while many people in Framlingham saw the funny side, some parents complained and one rang the police in disgust.\r\n\r\n"Officers came round and had a word," farm labourer Mr Bates said.\r\n\r\n"They actually thought it was very funny and one even took a photo of it on his phone.\r\n\r\n"But at the end of the day they said I was potentially in breach of the peace, so they asked me to remove it. I have made it into a tasty soup instead."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police sergeant said: "We had an unusual call about a rude pumpkin, so we sent two officer around to the address.\r\n\r\n"We spoke to the homeowner who claimed it was a joke to keep children from knocking on his door trick or treating.\r\n\r\n"He has now removed the offending fruit and we will not be taking the matter any further."\r\n\r\nMr Bates, who is divorced, has two grown-up children. "I expect when I become a grandfather I will be a little bit better behaved," he said.\r\n\r\nA neighbour who asked not to be named said: "I thought it was brilliant. It made my day when I saw it in his front window."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Police force man to remove rude Halloween pumpkin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7760-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-30 15:29:30', '2017-10-30 15:29:30', '', 7760, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7760-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7766, 1, '2017-10-30 15:47:26', '2017-10-30 15:47:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg" alt="rude pumpkin" width="540" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7761" /></a><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA grumpy homeowner who left a rude Halloween pumpkin in his window has been forced to remove it by police.</strong>\r\n\r\nReg Bates, 47, said he was fed up with trick or treat kids knocking on his door asking for sweets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo he carefully carved the words "Fuck Off" into his pumpkin, popped a candle inside and left it in the front window for all to see.\r\n\r\nBut while many people in Framlingham saw the funny side, some parents complained and one rang the police in disgust.\r\n\r\n"Officers came round and had a word," farm labourer Mr Bates said.\r\n\r\n"They actually thought it was very funny and one even took a photo of it on his phone.\r\n\r\n"But at the end of the day they said I was potentially in breach of the peace, so they asked me to remove it. I have made it into a tasty soup instead."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police sergeant said: "We had an unusual call about a rude pumpkin, so we sent two officer around to the address.\r\n\r\n"We spoke to the homeowner who claimed it was a joke to keep children from knocking on his door trick or treating.\r\n\r\n"He has now removed the offending fruit and we will not be taking the matter any further."\r\n\r\nMr Bates, who is divorced and has two grown-up children, added: "I expect when I become a grandfather I will be a little bit better behaved."\r\n\r\nA neighbour who asked not to be named said: "I thought it was brilliant. It made my day when I saw it in his front window."\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police force man to remove rude Halloween pumpkin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7760-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-10-30 15:47:26', '2017-10-30 15:47:26', '', 7760, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7760-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7768, 1, '2017-11-03 12:24:08', '2017-11-03 12:24:08', '<strong>The first man to use his finger to write \'CLEAN ME\' on the back of a dirty van has died, aged 86.</strong>\r\n\r\nHerbert Morris, from Sudbury in Suffolk, became famous when he carried out his hilarious joke in 1953, appearing on radio talk shows and in newspapers of the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while it was funny the first time, nobody laughed ever again, and certainly no-one has found it remotely amusing for at least 60 years.\r\n\r\nQuite why people still daub vans with \'CLEAN ME\' or more recent variations such as \'I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY\' or \'ALSO AVAILABLE IN WHITE\', remains a mystery.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/clean-me-van.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3325"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/clean-me-van.jpg" alt="clean me" width="600" height="397" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3325" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn an interview with this newspaper in 2008, Mr Morris, who leaves a wife, Maureen and two children, said: "I knew it was funny when I did it the first time to a white Austin A40 Devon van, parked up outside the butchers in North Street. I remember it was November, 1953.\r\n\r\n"Everyone thought it was very funny at the time, and I was invited on to popular radio shows and featured in many national newspapers, including The Times - and even the original print version of your Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"But then everyone started copying it and it was not funny anymore. It\'s like telling the same joke over and over again and expecting people to laugh."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/herbert-morris.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3326"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/herbert-morris-e1460103874311.jpg" alt="elderly man" width="777" height="527" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3326" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Morris died peacefully at his home, surrounded by his family, on Sunday.\r\n\r\nIn his will, he specified that the hearse taking his coffin to the funeral should be filthy, with \'CLEAN ME\' scrawled in large letters across the back.\r\n\r\nHis wife, Maureen, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette today, but a neighbour said: "He was a lovely man, who was always washing his car.\r\n\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'First man to write \'CLEAN ME\' on dirty van has died', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3324-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-03 12:24:08', '2017-11-03 12:24:08', '', 3324, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3324-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7769, 1, '2017-11-03 12:25:54', '2017-11-03 12:25:54', '<strong>The first man to use his finger to write \'CLEAN ME\' on the back of a dirty van has died, aged 86.</strong>\r\n\r\nHerbert Morris, from Sudbury in Suffolk, became famous when he carried out his hilarious joke in 1953, appearing on radio talk shows and in newspapers of the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut while it was funny the first time, nobody laughed ever again, and certainly no-one has found it remotely amusing for at least 60 years.\r\n\r\nQuite why people still daub vans with \'CLEAN ME\' or more recent variations such as \'I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY\' or \'ALSO AVAILABLE IN WHITE\', remains a mystery.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/clean-me-van.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3325"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/clean-me-van.jpg" alt="clean me" width="600" height="397" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3325" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nIn an interview with this newspaper in 2008, Mr Morris, who leaves a wife, Maureen and two children, said: "I knew it was funny when I did it the first time to a white Austin A40 Devon van, parked up outside the butchers in North Street. I remember it was November, 1953.\r\n\r\n"Everyone thought it was very funny at the time, and I was invited on to popular radio shows and featured in many national newspapers, including The Times - and even the original print version of your Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"But then everyone started copying it and it was not funny anymore. It\'s like telling the same joke over and over again and expecting people to laugh."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/herbert-morris.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-3326"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/herbert-morris-e1460103874311.jpg" alt="elderly man" width="777" height="527" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3326" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Morris died peacefully at his home, surrounded by his family, on Sunday.\r\n\r\nIn his will, he specified that the hearse taking his coffin to the funeral should be filthy, with \'CLEAN ME\' scrawled in large letters across the back.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHis wife, Maureen, was too upset to talk to the Suffolk Gazette today, but a neighbour said: "He was a lovely man, who was always washing his car.\r\n\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'First man to write \'CLEAN ME\' on dirty van has died', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3324-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-03 12:25:54', '2017-11-03 12:25:54', '', 3324, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3324-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7770, 1, '2017-11-04 13:00:28', '2017-11-04 13:00:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kevin-spacey-e1509799425276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kevin-spacey-e1509799425276.jpg" alt="Kevin Spacey" width="650" height="392" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7771" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Shamed movie star Kevin Spacey, who faces a string of sex assault allegations, has revealed he intends to stand as a Member of Parliament.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Spacey says he is now perfectly qualified for a life in the sleazy House of Commons.\r\n\r\nA pal said not only has Spacey played a political leader in the Netflix blockbuster <em>House of Cards</em>, but his alleged sexual misconduct will go down a storm in Westminster.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnly days ago, Defence Secretary Michael Fallon was forced to resign, while other Tory and now Labour MPs have also been suspended amid claims of lust and sexual misconduct.\r\n\r\nWith multiple sexual misconduct allegations against him going back years, 58-year-old Spacey would now be an ideal candidate for any political party in Britain.\r\n\r\n"Kevin is devastated that Netflix has appeared to drop him and his career in acting is probably over.\r\n\r\n"But as one door shuts another one opens, and as fate would have it an alternative career has emerged, for which he is perfectly qualified.\r\n\r\n"It seems being a British MP involves the need to be a sex pest, have weird sexual preferences and generally be a letching pervert.\r\n\r\n"Kevin is determined to get a piece of the action, and will be standing as a Member of Parliament at the next available by-election."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice have confirmed that a 58-year-old man is under investigation after another man claimed he awoke to find Spacey performing a sex act upon him when he was 23. No arrests have been made.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, at least <strong>eight </strong>employees who worked on <em>House of Cards</em> have anonymously accused Spacey of making the show a “toxic” work environment, according to a CNN report. Allegations include “non-consensual touching and crude comments” usually targeted at younger, male members of the crew, and one former production assistant for the show has accused Spacey of sexual assault.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Downing Street said: "Kevin Spacey sounds like he is made of the right sort of stuff to be a Member of Parliament, and we look forward to welcoming him aboard."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Alleged sex-pest Kevin Spacey to start new career as an MP', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'kevin-spacey', '', '', '2017-11-04 13:22:03', '2017-11-04 13:22:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7770', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7771, 1, '2017-11-04 12:40:59', '2017-11-04 12:40:59', 'Shamed actor Kevin Spacey to stand as an MP', 'Kevin spacey', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'kevin-spacey', '', '', '2017-11-04 12:41:36', '2017-11-04 12:41:36', '', 7770, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kevin-spacey.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7772, 1, '2017-11-04 13:00:28', '2017-11-04 13:00:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kevin-spacey-e1509799425276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kevin-spacey-e1509799425276.jpg" alt="Kevin Spacey" width="650" height="392" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7771" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Shamed movie star Kevin Spacey, who faces a string of sex assault allegations, has revealed he intends to stand as a Member of Parliament.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Spacey says he is now perfectly qualified for a life in the sleazy House of Commons.\r\n\r\nA pal said not only has Spacey played a political leader in the Netflix blockbuster <em>House of Cards</em>, but his alleged sexual misconduct will go down a storm in Westminster.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnly days ago, Defence Secretary Michael Fallon was forced to resign, while other Tory and now Labour MPs have also been suspended amid claims of lust and sexual misconduct.\r\n\r\nWith multiple sexual misconduct allegations against him going back years, 58-year-old Spacey would now be an ideal candidate for any political party in Britain.\r\n\r\n"Kevin is devastated that Netflix has appeared to drop him and his career in acting is probably over.\r\n\r\n"But as one door shuts another one opens, and as fate would have it an alternative career has emerged, for which he is perfectly qualified.\r\n\r\n"It seems being a British MP involves the need to be a sex pest, have weird sexual preferences and generally be a letching pervert.\r\n\r\n"Kevin is determined to get a piece of the action, and will be standing as a Member of Parliament at the next available by-election."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice have confirmed that a 58-year-old man is under investigation after another man claimed he awoke to find Spacey performing a sex act upon him when he was 23.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, at least <strong>eight </strong>employees and former employees who worked on <em>House of Cards</em> have anonymously accused Spacey of making the show a “toxic” work environment, according to a CNN report. Allegations include “non-consensual touching and crude comments” usually targeted at younger, male members of the crew, and one former production assistant for the show has accused Spacey of sexual assault.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Downing Street said: "Kevin Spacey sounds like he is made of the right sort of stuff to be a Member of Parliament, and we look forward to welcoming him aboard."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Alleged sex-pest Kevin Spacey to start new career as an MP', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7770-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-04 13:00:28', '2017-11-04 13:00:28', '', 7770, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7770-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7773, 1, '2017-11-04 13:02:59', '2017-11-04 13:02:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kevin-spacey-e1509799425276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kevin-spacey-e1509799425276.jpg" alt="Kevin Spacey" width="650" height="392" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7771" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Shamed movie star Kevin Spacey, who faces a string of sex assault allegations, has revealed he intends to stand as a Member of Parliament.</strong>\n\nMr Spacey says he is now perfectly qualified for a life in the sleazy House of Commons.\n\nA pal said not only has Spacey played a political leader in the Netflix blockbuster <em>House of Cards</em>, but his alleged sexual misconduct will go down a storm in Westminster.\n\n\n\nOnly days ago, Defence Secretary Michael Fallon was forced to resign, while other Tory and now Labour MPs have also been suspended amid claims of lust and sexual misconduct.\n\nWith multiple sexual misconduct allegations against him going back years, 58-year-old Spacey would now be an ideal candidate for any political party in Britain.\n\n"Kevin is devastated that Netflix has appeared to drop him and his career in acting is probably over.\n\n"But as one door shuts another one opens, and as fate would have it an alternative career has emerged, for which he is perfectly qualified.\n\n"It seems being a British MP involves the need to be a sex pest, have weird sexual preferences and generally be a letching pervert.\n\n"Kevin is determined to get a piece of the action, and will be standing as a Member of Parliament at the next available by-election."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nPolice have confirmed that a 58-year-old man is under investigation after another man claimed he awoke to find Spacey performing a sex act upon him when he was 23. No arres\n\nMeanwhile, at least <strong>eight </strong>employees and former employees who worked on <em>House of Cards</em> have anonymously accused Spacey of making the show a “toxic” work environment, according to a CNN report. Allegations include “non-consensual touching and crude comments” usually targeted at younger, male members of the crew, and one former production assistant for the show has accused Spacey of sexual assault.\n\nA spokesman for Downing Street said: "Kevin Spacey sounds like he is made of the right sort of stuff to be a Member of Parliament, and we look forward to welcoming him aboard."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Alleged sex-pest Kevin Spacey to start new career as an MP', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7770-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-04 13:02:59', '2017-11-04 13:02:59', '', 7770, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7770-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7774, 1, '2017-11-04 13:03:15', '2017-11-04 13:03:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kevin-spacey-e1509799425276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kevin-spacey-e1509799425276.jpg" alt="Kevin Spacey" width="650" height="392" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7771" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Shamed movie star Kevin Spacey, who faces a string of sex assault allegations, has revealed he intends to stand as a Member of Parliament.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Spacey says he is now perfectly qualified for a life in the sleazy House of Commons.\r\n\r\nA pal said not only has Spacey played a political leader in the Netflix blockbuster <em>House of Cards</em>, but his alleged sexual misconduct will go down a storm in Westminster.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnly days ago, Defence Secretary Michael Fallon was forced to resign, while other Tory and now Labour MPs have also been suspended amid claims of lust and sexual misconduct.\r\n\r\nWith multiple sexual misconduct allegations against him going back years, 58-year-old Spacey would now be an ideal candidate for any political party in Britain.\r\n\r\n"Kevin is devastated that Netflix has appeared to drop him and his career in acting is probably over.\r\n\r\n"But as one door shuts another one opens, and as fate would have it an alternative career has emerged, for which he is perfectly qualified.\r\n\r\n"It seems being a British MP involves the need to be a sex pest, have weird sexual preferences and generally be a letching pervert.\r\n\r\n"Kevin is determined to get a piece of the action, and will be standing as a Member of Parliament at the next available by-election."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice have confirmed that a 58-year-old man is under investigation after another man claimed he awoke to find Spacey performing a sex act upon him when he was 23. No arrests have been made.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, at least <strong>eight </strong>employees and former employees who worked on <em>House of Cards</em> have anonymously accused Spacey of making the show a “toxic” work environment, according to a CNN report. Allegations include “non-consensual touching and crude comments” usually targeted at younger, male members of the crew, and one former production assistant for the show has accused Spacey of sexual assault.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Downing Street said: "Kevin Spacey sounds like he is made of the right sort of stuff to be a Member of Parliament, and we look forward to welcoming him aboard."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Alleged sex-pest Kevin Spacey to start new career as an MP', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7770-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-04 13:03:15', '2017-11-04 13:03:15', '', 7770, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7770-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7775, 1, '2017-11-04 13:22:03', '2017-11-04 13:22:03', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kevin-spacey-e1509799425276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kevin-spacey-e1509799425276.jpg" alt="Kevin Spacey" width="650" height="392" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7771" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Shamed movie star Kevin Spacey, who faces a string of sex assault allegations, has revealed he intends to stand as a Member of Parliament.</strong>\r\n\r\nMr Spacey says he is now perfectly qualified for a life in the sleazy House of Commons.\r\n\r\nA pal said not only has Spacey played a political leader in the Netflix blockbuster <em>House of Cards</em>, but his alleged sexual misconduct will go down a storm in Westminster.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnly days ago, Defence Secretary Michael Fallon was forced to resign, while other Tory and now Labour MPs have also been suspended amid claims of lust and sexual misconduct.\r\n\r\nWith multiple sexual misconduct allegations against him going back years, 58-year-old Spacey would now be an ideal candidate for any political party in Britain.\r\n\r\n"Kevin is devastated that Netflix has appeared to drop him and his career in acting is probably over.\r\n\r\n"But as one door shuts another one opens, and as fate would have it an alternative career has emerged, for which he is perfectly qualified.\r\n\r\n"It seems being a British MP involves the need to be a sex pest, have weird sexual preferences and generally be a letching pervert.\r\n\r\n"Kevin is determined to get a piece of the action, and will be standing as a Member of Parliament at the next available by-election."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolice have confirmed that a 58-year-old man is under investigation after another man claimed he awoke to find Spacey performing a sex act upon him when he was 23. No arrests have been made.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, at least <strong>eight </strong>employees who worked on <em>House of Cards</em> have anonymously accused Spacey of making the show a “toxic” work environment, according to a CNN report. Allegations include “non-consensual touching and crude comments” usually targeted at younger, male members of the crew, and one former production assistant for the show has accused Spacey of sexual assault.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Downing Street said: "Kevin Spacey sounds like he is made of the right sort of stuff to be a Member of Parliament, and we look forward to welcoming him aboard."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Alleged sex-pest Kevin Spacey to start new career as an MP', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7770-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-04 13:22:03', '2017-11-04 13:22:03', '', 7770, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7770-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7776, 1, '2017-11-05 10:38:39', '2017-11-05 10:38:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-cinderella.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-cinderella.jpg" alt="Norfolk Cinderella" width="493" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7777" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPrince Charming has spoken of his anguish after being unable to find Cinderella in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nTry as he might, the dashing royal could trace no woman in the county capable of squeezing her six toes into the special slippers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe has now reluctantly admitted that the love of his life probably does not live in Norfolk after all, but is almost certainly from neighbouring Suffolk.\r\n\r\nPrince Charming had been on the hunt for a wife so inexplicably decided to look in Norfolk.\r\n\r\nHe told Royal courtiers to put on a lavish ball at Dunston Hall near Norwich and invite all the single women from the area.\r\n\r\nOne mystery beauty caught his eye but fled at midnight because the last Greater Anglia train was about to leave.\r\n\r\nShe left a slipper behind as she dashed for the train - a perfect clue to her identity.\r\n\r\nWhoever could fit into the slipper would surely be his new wife, so the Prince, 29, toured the county trying every woman.\r\n\r\nTo his horror none of them fitted the shoe because they could not squeeze six toes in.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Royal spokesman said: "It is with regret that we report the Prince has been unable to find his wife in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"All the women tried on the slippers eagerly but one toe would always stick out.\r\n\r\n"We now believe the beautiful woman who beguiled Prince Charming that night must have come from Suffolk."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands one likely candidate is Miss Cinderella, 24, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, who lives with her evil Norfolk stepmother and ugly step sisters.\r\n\r\nA Palace insider said: "Prince Charming has ordered teams to Suffolk to find her. We believe they will live happily ever after."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Prince Charming fails to find Norfolk Cinderella', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-cinderella', '', '', '2017-11-05 10:57:40', '2017-11-05 10:57:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7776', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7777, 1, '2017-11-05 10:22:16', '2017-11-05 10:22:16', 'Prince Charming could not find Cinderella among six-toed Norfolk women', 'norfolk cinderella', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-cinderella-2', '', '', '2017-11-05 10:22:59', '2017-11-05 10:22:59', '', 7776, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-cinderella.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7778, 1, '2017-11-05 10:38:39', '2017-11-05 10:38:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-cinderella.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-cinderella.jpg" alt="Norfolk Cinderella" width="493" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7777" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPrince Charming has spoken of his anguish after being unable to find Cinderella in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nTry as he might, the dashing royal could trace no woman in the county capable of squeezing her six toes into the special slippers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe has now reluctantly admitted that the love of his life probably does not live in Norfolk after all, but is almost certainly from neighbouring Suffolk.\r\n\r\nPrince Charming had been on the hunt for a wife so inexplicably decided to look in Norfolk.\r\n\r\nHe told Royal courtiers to put on a lavish ball at Dunston Hall near Norwich and invite all the single women from the area.\r\n\r\nOne mystery beauty caught his eye but fled at midnight because the last Greater Anglia train was about to leave.\r\n\r\nShe left a slipper behind as she dashed for the train - a perfect clue to her identity.\r\n\r\nWhoever could fit into the slipper would be his new wife, so the Prince, 29, toured the county trying it on every woman.\r\n\r\nTo his horror none of them fitted the shoe because they could not squeeze six toes in.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Royal spokesman said: "It is with regret that we report the Prince has been unable to find his wife in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"All the women tried on the slippers eagerly but one toe would always stick out.\r\n\r\n"We now believe the beautiful woman who beguiled Prince Charming that night must have come from Suffolk."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands one likely candidate is Miss Cinderella from Woodbridge in Suffolk, who lives with her evil Norfolk stepmother and ugly step sisters.\r\n\r\nA Palace insider said: "Prince Charming has ordered teams to Suffolk to find her. We believe they will live happily ever after."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Prince Charming fails to find Norfolk Cinderella', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7776-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-05 10:38:39', '2017-11-05 10:38:39', '', 7776, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7776-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7779, 1, '2017-11-05 10:42:22', '2017-11-05 10:42:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-cinderella.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-cinderella.jpg" alt="Norfolk Cinderella" width="493" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7777" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nPrince Charming has spoken of his anguish after being unable to find Cinderella in Norfolk.</strong>\n\nTry as he might, the dashing royal could trace no woman in the county capable of squeezing her six toes into the special slippers.\n\n\n\nHe has now reluctantly admitted that the love of his life probably does not live in Norfolk after all, but is almost certainly from neighbouring Suffolk.\n\nPrince Charming had been on the hunt for a wife so inexplicably decided to look in Norfolk.\n\nHe told Royal courtiers to put on a lavish ball at Dunston Hall near Norwich and invite all the single women from the area.\n\nOne mystery beauty caught his eye but fled at midnight because the last Greater Anglia train was about to leave.\n\nShe left a slipper behind as she dashed for the train - a perfect clue to her identity.\n\nWhoever could fit into the slipper would surely be his new wife, so the Prince, 29, toured the county trying every woman.\n\nTo his horror none of them fitted the shoe because they could not squeeze six toes in.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA Royal spokesman said: "It is with regret that we report the Prince has been unable to find his wife in Norfolk.\n\n"All the women tried on the slippers eagerly but one toe would always stick out.\n\n"We now believe the beautiful woman who beguiled Prince Charming that night must have come from Suffolk."\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands one likely candidate is Miss Cinderella from Woodbridge in Suffolk, who lives with her evil Norfolk stepmother and ugly step sisters.\n\nA Palace insider said: "Prince Charming has ordered teams to Suffolk to find her. We believe they will live happily ever after."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Prince Charming fails to find Norfolk Cinderella', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7776-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-05 10:42:22', '2017-11-05 10:42:22', '', 7776, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7776-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7780, 1, '2017-11-05 10:42:25', '2017-11-05 10:42:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-cinderella.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-cinderella.jpg" alt="Norfolk Cinderella" width="493" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7777" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPrince Charming has spoken of his anguish after being unable to find Cinderella in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nTry as he might, the dashing royal could trace no woman in the county capable of squeezing her six toes into the special slippers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe has now reluctantly admitted that the love of his life probably does not live in Norfolk after all, but is almost certainly from neighbouring Suffolk.\r\n\r\nPrince Charming had been on the hunt for a wife so inexplicably decided to look in Norfolk.\r\n\r\nHe told Royal courtiers to put on a lavish ball at Dunston Hall near Norwich and invite all the single women from the area.\r\n\r\nOne mystery beauty caught his eye but fled at midnight because the last Greater Anglia train was about to leave.\r\n\r\nShe left a slipper behind as she dashed for the train - a perfect clue to her identity.\r\n\r\nWhoever could fit into the slipper would surely be his new wife, so the Prince, 29, toured the county trying every woman.\r\n\r\nTo his horror none of them fitted the shoe because they could not squeeze six toes in.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Royal spokesman said: "It is with regret that we report the Prince has been unable to find his wife in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"All the women tried on the slippers eagerly but one toe would always stick out.\r\n\r\n"We now believe the beautiful woman who beguiled Prince Charming that night must have come from Suffolk."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands one likely candidate is Miss Cinderella from Woodbridge in Suffolk, who lives with her evil Norfolk stepmother and ugly step sisters.\r\n\r\nA Palace insider said: "Prince Charming has ordered teams to Suffolk to find her. We believe they will live happily ever after."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Prince Charming fails to find Norfolk Cinderella', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7776-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-05 10:42:25', '2017-11-05 10:42:25', '', 7776, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7776-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7781, 1, '2017-11-05 10:57:40', '2017-11-05 10:57:40', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-cinderella.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-cinderella.jpg" alt="Norfolk Cinderella" width="493" height="384" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7777" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPrince Charming has spoken of his anguish after being unable to find Cinderella in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nTry as he might, the dashing royal could trace no woman in the county capable of squeezing her six toes into the special slippers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe has now reluctantly admitted that the love of his life probably does not live in Norfolk after all, but is almost certainly from neighbouring Suffolk.\r\n\r\nPrince Charming had been on the hunt for a wife so inexplicably decided to look in Norfolk.\r\n\r\nHe told Royal courtiers to put on a lavish ball at Dunston Hall near Norwich and invite all the single women from the area.\r\n\r\nOne mystery beauty caught his eye but fled at midnight because the last Greater Anglia train was about to leave.\r\n\r\nShe left a slipper behind as she dashed for the train - a perfect clue to her identity.\r\n\r\nWhoever could fit into the slipper would surely be his new wife, so the Prince, 29, toured the county trying every woman.\r\n\r\nTo his horror none of them fitted the shoe because they could not squeeze six toes in.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Royal spokesman said: "It is with regret that we report the Prince has been unable to find his wife in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"All the women tried on the slippers eagerly but one toe would always stick out.\r\n\r\n"We now believe the beautiful woman who beguiled Prince Charming that night must have come from Suffolk."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands one likely candidate is Miss Cinderella, 24, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, who lives with her evil Norfolk stepmother and ugly step sisters.\r\n\r\nA Palace insider said: "Prince Charming has ordered teams to Suffolk to find her. We believe they will live happily ever after."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Prince Charming fails to find Norfolk Cinderella', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7776-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-05 10:57:40', '2017-11-05 10:57:40', '', 7776, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7776-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7783, 1, '2017-11-07 13:44:07', '2017-11-07 13:44:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/last-leaf.jpg" alt="Last leaf on a tree" width="1920" height="1440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The last leaf on a tree was feeling lonely and sad rather than proud and strong, it emerged today.</strong>\r\n\r\nLarry, an oak leaf from Felixstowe in Suffolk, confirmed he hated being on his own and desperately wanted to be with his perished family on the ground.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe said: "Everyone assumes that because I clung on longer than everyone else, I would be happy with my achievement.\r\n\r\n"But the reality is very different because it\'s desperately lonely. I know I am going to die soon anyway, so I\'d just like to get on with it.\r\n\r\n"I can see all my dead brothers and sisters down their on the grass. They seem so at peace; I want to be with them again."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMoments later a gust of wind came off the North Sea and, with a gentle wobble, Larry broke away from the twig that has been his fountain of life since April.\r\n\r\n"I\'m finally freeeeeeeeeeee," he whispered to our reporter as he drifted slowly to oblivion on the ground.\r\n\r\nLarry leaves no family. He was seven months old.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Last leaf on tree \'desperately lonely\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5273-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-07 13:44:07', '2017-11-07 13:44:07', '', 5273, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7784, 1, '2017-11-07 14:02:42', '2017-11-07 14:02:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg" alt="Super Glue Diet Lispstick" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6061" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Chemists have invented an amazing new lipstick that helps you lose weight, it emerged today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe wonder product is guaranteed to shed the pounds or kilos within days of being applied to the lips.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUsers say the product, called Super Glue Diet Lipstick, really helps dieting and has been known to add a certain peace and quiet to a home.\r\n\r\nOne early customer, Paula Kings of Stowmarket, Suffolk said: "I applied the lipstick and found I not only lost the cravings to eat - I simply couldn\'t eat at all.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve tried all the diet crazes and fads before, but nothing worked or the weight piled back on afterwards. But the effect of the Super Glue Diet Lipstick was amazing. I lost a stone within a week."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Kings, 34, who works at the ICI paint factory, admitted there were one or two side effects. "My boyfriend often tells me to shut my mouth. Well with this lipstick I could not actually open my mouth properly at all. He really enjoyed the peace and quiet.\r\n\r\n"I was on liquids for two weeks - fortunately that included gin and tonic... slimline of course."\r\n\r\nSuper Glue Diet Lipstick is available from all good chemists, and some bad ones, priced at £3.99. One application is usually enough. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Lose weight with brilliant new diet lipstick', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6060-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-07 14:02:42', '2017-11-07 14:02:42', '', 6060, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6060-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7786, 1, '2017-11-07 14:07:23', '2017-11-07 14:07:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Super-Glue-diet.jpg" alt="Super Glue Diet Lispstick" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6061" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Chemists have invented an amazing new lipstick that helps you lose weight, it emerged today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe wonder product is guaranteed to shed the pounds or kilos within days of being applied to the lips.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUsers say the product, called Super Glue Diet Lipstick, really helps dieting and has been known to add a certain peace and quiet to a home.\r\n\r\nOne early customer, Paula Kings of Stowmarket, Suffolk said: "I applied the lipstick and found I not only lost the cravings to eat - I simply couldn\'t eat at all.\r\n\r\n"I\'ve tried all the diet crazes and fads before, but nothing worked or the weight piled back on afterwards. But the effect of the Super Glue Diet Lipstick was amazing. I lost a stone within a week."\r\n\r\nMs Kings, 34, who works at the ICI paint factory, admitted there were one or two side effects.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"My boyfriend often tells me to shut my mouth. Well with this lipstick I could not actually open my mouth properly at all. He really enjoyed the peace and quiet.\r\n\r\n"I was on liquids for two weeks - fortunately that included gin and tonic... slimline of course."\r\n\r\nSuper Glue Diet Lipstick is available from all good chemists, and some bad ones, priced at £3.99. One application is usually enough.\r\n\r\nThe news comes as it was revealed that <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/wine-diet/">drinking just half a bottle of wine before going to bed</a> each night is another excellent weight-loss plan.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a> [olimometer id=1]', 'Lose weight with brilliant new diet lipstick', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6060-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-07 14:07:23', '2017-11-07 14:07:23', '', 6060, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6060-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7787, 1, '2017-11-08 08:55:47', '2017-11-08 08:55:47', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nAn East Anglian village idiot is the star of John Lewis\' 2017 Christmas television advert, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe moving film features a desperately lonely Suffolk idiot, who is sad because no one bothers to talk to him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe is ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he keeps falling backwards off garden walls, where he likes to sit all day trying to engage them in conversation.\r\n\r\nBut then the advert shows one little girl who feels sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wants to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the sequence, she manages to buy him a camping chair from John Lewis in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road without falling off walls.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, including the Man on The Moon and last year\'s Boxer dog bouncing on a trampoline, are sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"Our focus groups loved the advert, and we expect it to be far more popular than anything put out by Marks and Spencer or Tesco."\r\n\r\nHowever, some people in Suffolk have been offended by the ad, saying it does not portray the county in a good light.\r\n\r\n"There are hardly any village idiots left these days," one resident Tweeted furiously. "Now everyone will think we are a sandwich short of a picnic."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Village idiot stars in 2017 John Lewis TV advert', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-08 08:55:47', '2017-11-08 08:55:47', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7788, 1, '2017-11-08 09:01:51', '2017-11-08 09:01:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nAn East Anglian village idiot is the star of John Lewis\' 2017 Christmas television advert, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe moving film features a desperately lonely Suffolk idiot, who is sad because no one bothers to talk to him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe is ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he keeps falling backwards off garden walls, where he likes to sit all day trying to engage them in conversation.\r\n\r\nBut then the advert shows one little girl who feels sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wants to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the sequence, she manages to buy him a camping chair from John Lewis in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road without falling off walls.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, including the Man on The Moon and last year\'s <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">Boxer dog bouncing on a trampoline</a>, are sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"Our focus groups loved the advert, and we expect it to be far more popular than anything put out by Marks and Spencer or Tesco."\r\n\r\nHowever, some people in Suffolk have been offended by the ad, saying it does not portray the county in a good light.\r\n\r\n"There are hardly any village idiots left these days," one resident Tweeted furiously. "Now everyone will think we are a sandwich short of a picnic."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Village idiot stars in 2017 John Lewis TV advert', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-08 09:01:51', '2017-11-08 09:01:51', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7789, 1, '2017-11-08 10:23:32', '2017-11-08 10:23:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/village-idiot1.jpg" alt="village-idiot" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Mark Spencer\r\n\r\nAn East Anglian village idiot is the star of John Lewis\' 2017 Christmas television advert, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe moving film features a desperately lonely Suffolk idiot, who is sad because no one bothers to talk to him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe is ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he keeps falling backwards off garden walls, where he likes to sit all day trying to engage them in conversation.\r\n\r\nBut then the advert shows one little girl who feels sorry for the village idiot, and desperately wants to do something to help him.\r\n\r\nFinally, in a tear-jerking end to the sequence, she manages to buy him a camping chair from John Lewis in time for Christmas so he can sit safely by the side of the road without falling off walls.\r\n\r\nJohn Lewis bosses, who have celebrated years of success with their Christmas adverts, including the Man on The Moon and last year\'s <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/chocolate-labrador-trampoline/">Boxer dog bouncing on a trampoline</a>, are sure they were on to another seasonal hit.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA John Lewis source said: "Suffolk is famous for its village idiots and we thought a story about one of them being helped by a little girl would be heart-warming.\r\n\r\n"Our focus groups loved the advert, and we expect it to be far more popular than anything put out by Marks and Spencer or Tesco."\r\n\r\nHowever, some people in Suffolk have been offended by the ad, saying it does not portray the county in a good light.\r\n\r\n"There are hardly any village idiots left these days," one resident Tweeted furiously. "Now everyone will think we are a sandwich short of a picnic."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette tried to get a comment from a village idiot in Freston, but he ran away.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Village idiot stars in 2017 John Lewis Christmas TV advert', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2033-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-08 10:23:32', '2017-11-08 10:23:32', '', 2033, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2033-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7791, 1, '2017-11-09 18:02:18', '2017-11-09 18:02:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg" alt="World&#039;s smallest container ship" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5283" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world\'s smallest container ship is expected to arrive at Felixstowe Port later this week.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe vessel, MCS Hercules, <em>pictured above</em>, is en route from China and is carrying a container of plastic cutlery for retail giant TK Maxx.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKeen boat watchers will flock to the Suffolk port on Friday to watch the ship, which is just 23 feet long and big enough for only one shipping container.\r\n\r\nThe owners of the wooden vessel say it is economical to run shipments around the world because it pays its crew of six so little. They do not have any living accommodation on board for the perilous three-month voyage. \r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Our clients prefer the personal service that the Hercules offers. No longer do they have to load their container up with thousands of others on those gigantic container ships you normally see arriving at Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"Also we do not need to pay Felixstowe Port any money for sending out a pilot ship to meet us and guide us safely to dock. We can just glide in without any fuss at all."\r\n\r\nHe added that the Hercules was the seventh one-container ship they had owned, because the previous six had overturned and sunk in the Indian Ocean or Pacific.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'World\'s smallest container ship heading for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5282-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-09 18:02:18', '2017-11-09 18:02:18', '', 5282, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5282-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7792, 1, '2017-11-09 18:03:12', '2017-11-09 18:03:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg" alt="World&#039;s smallest container ship" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5283" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world\'s smallest container ship is expected to arrive at Felixstowe Port later this week.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe vessel, MCS Hercules, <em>pictured above</em>, is en route from China and is carrying a container of plastic cutlery for retail giant TK Maxx.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKeen boat watchers will flock to the Suffolk port on Friday to watch the ship, which is just 23 feet long and big enough for only one shipping container.\r\n\r\nThe owners of the wooden vessel say it is economical to run shipments around the world because it pays its crew of six so little. They do not have any living accommodation on board for the perilous three-month voyage. \r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Our clients prefer the personal service that the Hercules offers.\r\n\r\n"No longer do they have to load their container up with thousands of others on those gigantic container ships you normally see arriving at Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Also we do not need to pay Felixstowe Port any money for sending out a pilot ship to meet us and guide us safely to dock. We can just glide in without any fuss at all."\r\n\r\nHe added that the Hercules was the seventh one-container ship they had owned, because the previous six had overturned and sunk in the Indian Ocean or Pacific.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'World\'s smallest container ship heading for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5282-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-09 18:03:12', '2017-11-09 18:03:12', '', 5282, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5282-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7793, 1, '2017-11-10 09:12:13', '2017-11-10 09:12:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/christmas.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-7795" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/christmas.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette Christmas ad" width="640" height="480" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</strong>\n\n<strong>Controversy surrounds the release of the Suffolk Gazette\'s Christmas TV advert, which features a rude Santa called Wang the Monster.</strong>\n\nIn the ad, released this morning, Father Christmas is seen giving a cheeky message to Norfolk at what is meant to be a time of goodwill to all men.\n\n\n\nWang opens his famous red coat on the A140 at the Norfolk border and displays his Christmas baubles for all to see.\n\nThe endearing scene is accompanied by the Flash soundtrack by Queen and ends with Wang hiding under the bed of a distressed child from Norwich.\n\nBut the po-faced people of Norfolk have taken offence to the advert and called in television standards watchdogs to investigate.\n\nWang may now be pulled off television screens on the first day he was aired in public.\n\nBut he has already become a social media sensation, with the hashtag #WangtheMonster trending on Twitter all morning.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We like to embrace the spirit of Christmas, and that includes extending our good wishes to our neighbours over the border in Norfolk.\n\n"Wang the Monster is a friendly Santa who likes to show off his sack, but it seems not everyone approves.\n\n"This is typical of the humourless people who live in Norfolk, the county which butchers millions of Christmas turkeys each year."\n\nRetailers such as John Lewis are now considering removing Wang the Monster toys from its shelves.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Norfolk fury over cheeky Suffolk Gazette Christmas advert', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'christmas-advert', '', '', '2018-12-20 10:39:42', '2018-12-20 10:39:42', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7793', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7795, 1, '2017-11-10 09:08:51', '2017-11-10 09:08:51', 'Controversy over Suffolk Gazette Christmas TV ad featuring Wang the Monster', 'OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA', 'OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'olympus-digital-camera-5', '', '', '2017-11-10 09:09:27', '2017-11-10 09:09:27', '', 7793, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/christmas.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7796, 1, '2017-11-10 09:12:13', '2017-11-10 09:12:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/christmas.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/christmas.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette Christmas ad" width="640" height="480" class="size-full wp-image-7795" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nControversy surrounds the release of the Suffolk Gazette\'s Christmas TV advert, which features a rude Santa called Wang the Monster.</strong>\r\n\r\nIn the ad, released this morning, Father Christmas is seen giving a cheeky message to Norfolk at what is meant to be a time of good will to all men.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWang opens his famous red coat on the A140 at the Norfolk border and displays his Christmas baubles for all to see.\r\n\r\nThe endearing scene is accompanied by the Flash soundtrack by Queen, and ends with Wang hiding under the bed of a distressed child from Norwich.\r\n\r\nBut the po-faced people of Norfolk have taken offence to the advert, and called in television standards watchdogs to investigate.\r\n\r\nWang may now be pulled off television screens on the first day he was aired in public.\r\n\r\nBut he has already become a social media sensation, with the hashtag #WangtheMonster trending on Twitter all morning.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We like to embrace the spirit of Christmas, and that includes extending our good wishes to our neighbours over the border in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"Wang the Monster is a friendly Santa who likes to show off his sack, but it seems not everyone approves.\r\n\r\n"This is typical of the humourless people who live in Norfolk, the county which butchers millions of Christmas turkeys each year."\r\n\r\nRetailers such as John Lewis are now considering removing Wang the Monster toys from its shelves. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norfolk fury over cheeky Suffolk Gazette Christmas advert', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7793-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-10 09:12:13', '2017-11-10 09:12:13', '', 7793, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7793-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7797, 1, '2017-11-11 13:43:59', '2017-11-11 13:43:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/weights-e1510407360999.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/weights-e1510407360999.jpg" alt="Testicles explode" width="650" height="421" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7798" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A keep fit fanatic\'s testicles EXPLODED after his vain attempt to lift more weight went terribly wrong, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nScott Wells, 24, was left screaming in agony and covered in blood after the horrendous accident in his Ipswich gym.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe had been trying to impress his mates by lifting 150 pounds (68 kilos) - 15 more than he had managed before.\r\n\r\nBut he strained so much that both his testicles exploded in his shorts.\r\n\r\nAn ambulance was called and paramedics stemmed the blood loss before taking Mr Wells, a car mechanic, to Ipswich Hospital.\r\n\r\nDoctors were unable to save his testicles, and informed him he will never be able to have children.\r\n\r\nA witness at the Mr Muscles gym said: "I have never seen anything like it. This bloke fancied himself a bit and was bragging to his mates that he could beat his personal best.\r\n\r\n"He loaded more weight onto the bar and then went for it. He was really struggling, going red in the face - and then it happened.\r\n\r\n"There was a sort of loud popping, he dropped the bar and collapsed on the floor, rolling around in agony.\r\n\r\n"I suppose it serves him right for showing off."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA member of staff at the gym said: "The ambulance guys said when you strain too much, one of two things can happen - either your rectum becomes prolapsed or your testicles explode. Not in women, obviously.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately for Mr Wells, it was the latter. We do not expect to see him here for a while."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Gym poser\'s testicles EXPLODED as he lifted too much weight', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'testicles-explode', '', '', '2017-11-11 13:51:18', '2017-11-11 13:51:18', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7797', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7799, 1, '2017-11-11 13:43:59', '2017-11-11 13:43:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/weights-e1510407360999.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/weights-e1510407360999.jpg" alt="Testicles explode" width="650" height="421" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7798" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A keep fit fanatic\'s testicles EXPLODED after his vain attempt to lift more weight went terribly wrong, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nScott Wells, 24, was left screaming in agony and covered in blood after the horrendous accident in his Ipswich gym.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe had been trying to impress his mates by lifting 150 pounds (68 kilos) - 15 more than he had managed before.\r\n\r\nBut he strained so much that both his testicles exploded in his shorts.\r\n\r\nAn ambulance was called and paramedics stemmed the blood loss before taking Mr Wells to Ipswich Hospital.\r\n\r\nDoctors were unable to save his testicles and informed him he will never be able to have children.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA witness at the Mr Muscles gym said: "I have never seen anything like it. This bloke fancied himself a bit and was bragging to his mates that he could beat his personal best.\r\n\r\n"He loaded more weight onto the bar and then went for it. He was really struggling, going red in the face - and then it happened.\r\n\r\n"There was a sort of loud popping, he dropped the bar and collapsed on the floor, rolling around in agony.\r\n\r\n"I suppose it serves him right for showing off."\r\n\r\nA member of staff at the gym said: "The ambulance guys said when you strain too much, one of two things can happen - either your rectum becomes prolapsed or your testicles explode. Not in women, obviously.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately for Mr Wells, it was the latter. We do not expect to see him here for a while."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Gym poser\'s testicles EXPLODED as he lifted too much weight', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7797-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-11 13:43:59', '2017-11-11 13:43:59', '', 7797, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7797-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7800, 1, '2017-11-11 13:51:16', '2017-11-11 13:51:16', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/weights-e1510407360999.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/weights-e1510407360999.jpg" alt="Testicles explode" width="650" height="421" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7798" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A keep fit fanatic\'s testicles EXPLODED after his vain attempt to lift more weight went terribly wrong, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nScott Wells, 24, was left screaming in agony and covered in blood after the horrendous accident in his Ipswich gym.\n\n\n\nHe had been trying to impress his mates by lifting 150 pounds (68 kilos) - 15 more than he had managed before.\n\nBut he strained so much that both his testicles exploded in his shorts.\n\nAn ambulance was called and paramedics stemmed the blood loss before taking Mr Wells, a car mechanic, to Ipswich Hospital.\n\nDoctors were unable to save his testicles, and informed him he will never be able to have children.\n\nA witness at the Mr Muscles gym said: "I have never seen anything like it. This bloke fancied himself a bit and was bragging to his mates that he could beat his personal best.\n\n"He loaded more weight onto the bar and then went for it. He was really struggling, going red in the face - and then it happened.\n\n"There was a sort of loud popping, he dropped the bar and collapsed on the floor, rolling around in agony.\n\n"I suppose it serves him right for showing off."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA member of staff at the gym said: "The ambulance guys said when you strain too much, one of two things can happen - either your rectum becomes prolapsed or your testicles explode. Not in women, obviously.\n\n"Unfortunately for Mr Wells, it was the latter. We do not expect to see him here for a while."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Gym poser\'s testicles EXPLODED as he lifted too much weight', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7797-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-11 13:51:16', '2017-11-11 13:51:16', '', 7797, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7797-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7801, 1, '2017-11-11 13:46:12', '2017-11-11 13:46:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/weights-e1510407360999.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/weights-e1510407360999.jpg" alt="Testicles explode" width="650" height="421" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7798" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A keep fit fanatic\'s testicles EXPLODED after his vain attempt to lift more weight went terribly wrong, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nScott Wells, 24, was left screaming in agony and covered in blood after the horrendous accident in his Ipswich gym.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe had been trying to impress his mates by lifting 150 pounds (68 kilos) - 15 more than he had managed before.\r\n\r\nBut he strained so much that both his testicles exploded in his shorts.\r\n\r\nAn ambulance was called and paramedics stemmed the blood loss before taking Mr Wells to Ipswich Hospital.\r\n\r\nDoctors were unable to save his testicles, and informed him he will never be able to have children.\r\n\r\nA witness at the Mr Muscles gym said: "I have never seen anything like it. This bloke fancied himself a bit and was bragging to his mates that he could beat his personal best.\r\n\r\n"He loaded more weight onto the bar and then went for it. He was really struggling, going red in the face - and then it happened.\r\n\r\n"There was a sort of loud popping, he dropped the bar and collapsed on the floor, rolling around in agony.\r\n\r\n"I suppose it serves him right for showing off."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA member of staff at the gym said: "The ambulance guys said when you strain too much, one of two things can happen - either your rectum becomes prolapsed or your testicles explode. Not in women, obviously.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately for Mr Wells, it was the latter. We do not expect to see him here for a while."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Gym poser\'s testicles EXPLODED as he lifted too much weight', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7797-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-11 13:46:12', '2017-11-11 13:46:12', '', 7797, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7797-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7802, 1, '2017-11-11 13:51:18', '2017-11-11 13:51:18', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/weights-e1510407360999.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/weights-e1510407360999.jpg" alt="Testicles explode" width="650" height="421" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7798" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A keep fit fanatic\'s testicles EXPLODED after his vain attempt to lift more weight went terribly wrong, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nScott Wells, 24, was left screaming in agony and covered in blood after the horrendous accident in his Ipswich gym.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe had been trying to impress his mates by lifting 150 pounds (68 kilos) - 15 more than he had managed before.\r\n\r\nBut he strained so much that both his testicles exploded in his shorts.\r\n\r\nAn ambulance was called and paramedics stemmed the blood loss before taking Mr Wells, a car mechanic, to Ipswich Hospital.\r\n\r\nDoctors were unable to save his testicles, and informed him he will never be able to have children.\r\n\r\nA witness at the Mr Muscles gym said: "I have never seen anything like it. This bloke fancied himself a bit and was bragging to his mates that he could beat his personal best.\r\n\r\n"He loaded more weight onto the bar and then went for it. He was really struggling, going red in the face - and then it happened.\r\n\r\n"There was a sort of loud popping, he dropped the bar and collapsed on the floor, rolling around in agony.\r\n\r\n"I suppose it serves him right for showing off."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA member of staff at the gym said: "The ambulance guys said when you strain too much, one of two things can happen - either your rectum becomes prolapsed or your testicles explode. Not in women, obviously.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately for Mr Wells, it was the latter. We do not expect to see him here for a while."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Gym poser\'s testicles EXPLODED as he lifted too much weight', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7797-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-11 13:51:18', '2017-11-11 13:51:18', '', 7797, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7797-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7804, 1, '2017-11-14 21:29:34', '2017-11-14 21:29:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg" alt="Irish fans cheer England" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7805" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Irish are looking forward to cheering on England at the World Cup now that their own team has been eliminated, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nIreland lost to Denmark in a play-off meaning they will not go to Russia to compete in the World Cup next summer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Irish will turn their affections to the English, who have long been their second favourite team.\r\n\r\nFootball fan Dermot O\'Leary, 37, from Dublin, said: "Everyone here loves the cheeky-chappy English, with their sense of humour and endearing sporting attitude.\r\n\r\n"During the World Cup bars across Ireland will be packed with locals roaring on the Three Lions and belting out the English National Anthem.\r\n\r\n"It certainly takes some of the pain away from our own heartbreaking elimination."\r\n\r\nIreland played Denmark in Dublin after drawing 0-0 in the first leg of the tense play-off in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nYet despite scoring first, the men in green went on to lose 5-1, meaning it is the Danes who will be enjoying their summer in Russia.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pub landlord in Cork said: "There were a few long faces tonight, but then someone mentioned the English got to the World Cup and everyone cheered up.\r\n\r\n"They are everyone\'s favourite second team. We all celebrate St George\'s Day and everything."\r\n\r\nSporting enthusiasts on the Emerald Isle were disappointed when defeat to Denmark ensured they would not \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Irish to cheer on England at World Cup', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'irish-england', '', '', '2017-11-14 21:53:31', '2017-11-14 21:53:31', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7804', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7805, 1, '2017-11-14 21:15:48', '2017-11-14 21:15:48', 'Ireland will cheer on England at the World Cup now its own side has been eliminated', 'irish', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'irish', '', '', '2017-11-14 21:16:22', '2017-11-14 21:16:22', '', 7804, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7806, 1, '2017-11-14 21:29:34', '2017-11-14 21:29:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg" alt="Irish fans cheer England" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7805" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Irish are looking forward to cheering on England at the World Cup now that their own team has been eliminated, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nIreland lost to Denmark in a play-off meaning they will not go to Russia to compete in the World Cup next summer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Irish will turn their affections to the English, who have long been their second favourite team.\r\n\r\nFootball fan Dermot O\'Leary, 37, from Dublin, said: "Everyone here loves the cheeky-chappy English, with their sense of humour and endearing sporting attitude.\r\n\r\n"During the World Cup bars across Ireland will be packed with locals roaring on the Three Lions and belting our the English National Anthem.\r\n\r\n"It certainly takes some of the pain away from our own heartbreaking elimination."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIreland played Denmark in Dublin after drawing 0-0 in the first leg of the tense play-off in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nYet despite scoring first, the men in green went on to lose 4-1, meaning it is the Danes who will be enjoying their summer in Russia.\r\n\r\nA pub landlord in Cork said: "There were a few long faces tonight, but then someone mentioned the English got to the World Cup and everyone cheered up.\r\n\r\n"They are everyone\'s favourite second team. We even all go our and celebrate St George\'s Day and everything."\r\n\r\nSporting enthusiasts on the Emerald Isle were disappointed when defeat to Denmark ensured they would not \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Irish to cheer on England at World Cup', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7804-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-14 21:29:34', '2017-11-14 21:29:34', '', 7804, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7804-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7807, 1, '2017-11-14 21:32:53', '2017-11-14 21:32:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg" alt="Irish fans cheer England" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7805" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Irish are looking forward to cheering on England at the World Cup now that their own team has been eliminated, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nIreland lost to Denmark in a play-off meaning they will not go to Russia to compete in the World Cup next summer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Irish will turn their affections to the English, who have long been their second favourite team.\r\n\r\nFootball fan Dermot O\'Leary, 37, from Dublin, said: "Everyone here loves the cheeky-chappy English, with their sense of humour and endearing sporting attitude.\r\n\r\n"During the World Cup bars across Ireland will be packed with locals roaring on the Three Lions and belting our the English National Anthem.\r\n\r\n"It certainly takes some of the pain away from our own heartbreaking elimination."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIreland played Denmark in Dublin after drawing 0-0 in the first leg of the tense play-off in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nYet despite scoring first, the men in green went on to lose 5-1, meaning it is the Danes who will be enjoying their summer in Russia.\r\n\r\nA pub landlord in Cork said: "There were a few long faces tonight, but then someone mentioned the English got to the World Cup and everyone cheered up.\r\n\r\n"They are everyone\'s favourite second team. We even all go our and celebrate St George\'s Day and everything."\r\n\r\nSporting enthusiasts on the Emerald Isle were disappointed when defeat to Denmark ensured they would not \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Irish to cheer on England at World Cup', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7804-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-14 21:32:53', '2017-11-14 21:32:53', '', 7804, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7804-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7808, 1, '2017-11-14 21:35:06', '2017-11-14 21:35:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg" alt="Irish fans cheer England" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7805" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Irish are looking forward to cheering on England at the World Cup now that their own team has been eliminated, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nIreland lost to Denmark in a play-off meaning they will not go to Russia to compete in the World Cup next summer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Irish will turn their affections to the English, who have long been their second favourite team.\r\n\r\nFootball fan Dermot O\'Leary, 37, from Dublin, said: "Everyone here loves the cheeky-chappy English, with their sense of humour and endearing sporting attitude.\r\n\r\n"During the World Cup bars across Ireland will be packed with locals roaring on the Three Lions and belting our the English National Anthem.\r\n\r\n"It certainly takes some of the pain away from our own heartbreaking elimination."\r\n\r\nIreland played Denmark in Dublin after drawing 0-0 in the first leg of the tense play-off in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nYet despite scoring first, the men in green went on to lose 5-1, meaning it is the Danes who will be enjoying their summer in Russia.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pub landlord in Cork said: "There were a few long faces tonight, but then someone mentioned the English got to the World Cup and everyone cheered up.\r\n\r\n"They are everyone\'s favourite second team. We even all go our and celebrate St George\'s Day and everything."\r\n\r\nSporting enthusiasts on the Emerald Isle were disappointed when defeat to Denmark ensured they would not \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Irish to cheer on England at World Cup', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7804-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-14 21:35:06', '2017-11-14 21:35:06', '', 7804, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7804-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7809, 1, '2017-11-14 21:37:07', '2017-11-14 21:37:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg" alt="Irish fans cheer England" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7805" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Irish are looking forward to cheering on England at the World Cup now that their own team has been eliminated, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nIreland lost to Denmark in a play-off meaning they will not go to Russia to compete in the World Cup next summer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Irish will turn their affections to the English, who have long been their second favourite team.\r\n\r\nFootball fan Dermot O\'Leary, 37, from Dublin, said: "Everyone here loves the cheeky-chappy English, with their sense of humour and endearing sporting attitude.\r\n\r\n"During the World Cup bars across Ireland will be packed with locals roaring on the Three Lions and belting our the English National Anthem.\r\n\r\n"It certainly takes some of the pain away from our own heartbreaking elimination."\r\n\r\nIreland played Denmark in Dublin after drawing 0-0 in the first leg of the tense play-off in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nYet despite scoring first, the men in green went on to lose 5-1, meaning it is the Danes who will be enjoying their summer in Russia.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pub landlord in Cork said: "There were a few long faces tonight, but then someone mentioned the English got to the World Cup and everyone cheered up.\r\n\r\n"They are everyone\'s favourite second team. We all celebrate St George\'s Day and everything."\r\n\r\nSporting enthusiasts on the Emerald Isle were disappointed when defeat to Denmark ensured they would not \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Irish to cheer on England at World Cup', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7804-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-14 21:37:07', '2017-11-14 21:37:07', '', 7804, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7804-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7810, 1, '2017-11-14 21:53:20', '2017-11-14 21:53:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg" alt="Irish fans cheer England" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7805" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\n\nThe Irish are looking forward to cheering on England at the World Cup now that their own team has been eliminated, it has been confirmed.</strong>\n\nIreland lost to Denmark in a play-off meaning they will not go to Russia to compete in the World Cup next summer.\n\n\n\nNow the Irish will turn their affections to the English, who have long been their second favourite team.\n\nFootball fan Dermot O\'Leary, 37, from Dublin, said: "Everyone here loves the cheeky-chappy English, with their sense of humour and endearing sporting attitude.\n\n"During the World Cup bars across Ireland will be packed with locals roaring on the Three Lions and belting out the English National Anthem.\n\n"It certainly takes some of the pain away from our own heartbreaking elimination."\n\nIreland played Denmark in Dublin after drawing 0-0 in the first leg of the tense play-off in Copenhagen.\n\nYet despite scoring first, the men in green went on to lose 5-1, meaning it is the Danes who will be enjoying their summer in Russia.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA pub landlord in Cork said: "There were a few long faces tonight, but then someone mentioned the English got to the World Cup and everyone cheered up.\n\n"They are everyone\'s favourite second team. We all celebrate St George\'s Day and everything."\n\nSporting enthusiasts on the Emerald Isle were disappointed when defeat to Denmark ensured they would not \n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Irish to cheer on England at World Cup', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7804-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-14 21:53:20', '2017-11-14 21:53:20', '', 7804, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7804-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7811, 1, '2017-11-14 21:53:31', '2017-11-14 21:53:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/irish.jpg" alt="Irish fans cheer England" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7805" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Irish are looking forward to cheering on England at the World Cup now that their own team has been eliminated, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nIreland lost to Denmark in a play-off meaning they will not go to Russia to compete in the World Cup next summer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Irish will turn their affections to the English, who have long been their second favourite team.\r\n\r\nFootball fan Dermot O\'Leary, 37, from Dublin, said: "Everyone here loves the cheeky-chappy English, with their sense of humour and endearing sporting attitude.\r\n\r\n"During the World Cup bars across Ireland will be packed with locals roaring on the Three Lions and belting out the English National Anthem.\r\n\r\n"It certainly takes some of the pain away from our own heartbreaking elimination."\r\n\r\nIreland played Denmark in Dublin after drawing 0-0 in the first leg of the tense play-off in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nYet despite scoring first, the men in green went on to lose 5-1, meaning it is the Danes who will be enjoying their summer in Russia.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pub landlord in Cork said: "There were a few long faces tonight, but then someone mentioned the English got to the World Cup and everyone cheered up.\r\n\r\n"They are everyone\'s favourite second team. We all celebrate St George\'s Day and everything."\r\n\r\nSporting enthusiasts on the Emerald Isle were disappointed when defeat to Denmark ensured they would not \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Irish to cheer on England at World Cup', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7804-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-14 21:53:31', '2017-11-14 21:53:31', '', 7804, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7804-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7813, 1, '2017-11-15 13:45:16', '2017-11-15 13:45:16', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nojomugabe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nojomugabe.jpg" alt="Boris Johnson and Robert Mugabe" width="634" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7814" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Bungling <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/boris-johnson-greater-anglia/">Boris Johnson</a> insists detained dictator Robert Mugabe was only in Zimbabwe on holiday and should be released immediately.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-pressure Foreign Secretary was speaking after the Army staged a peaceful coup in the rogue African country, putting Mr Mugabe and his henchmen under house arrest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe made a huge gaffe this week by saying British-Iranian citizen Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, jailed for five years on espionage charges while on holiday in Iran, had indeed been in the country training journalists.\r\n\r\nHis error could make her situation worse, and entitle the Iranians to keep her locked up for longer.\r\n\r\nDesperate to avoid a repeat of his embarrassing gaffe, Mr Johnson told the House of Commons that Mr Mugabe, 93, had really only been in Zimbabwe on vacation.\r\n\r\nHe had been "enjoying the wildlife and beautiful countryside since 1987".\r\n\r\nMr Johnson added: "It is clear Mr Mugabe and his lovely wife, Grace, had only been visiting Zimbabwe on holiday, and he had in no way been working there as a tyrannical dictator.\r\n\r\n"There is certainly no evidence he caused misery and poverty to millions while denying human rights and eradicating all opposition.\r\n\r\n"It is therefore right and proper that the Zimbabwe armed forces let Mr Mugabe go so he can return home to England to be with his friends and family."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B] \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ukip-hitler-cat/">Downing Street</a> insiders tried to brush aside Mr Johnson\'s latest howler, with one saying: "Well at least it takes everyone\'s minds off the Iranian affair."\r\n\r\nLabour demanded the Foreign Secretary\'s resignation.\r\n\r\n"The man gets it horribly wrong every time he opens his mouth,"a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Boris Johnson insists Robert Mugabe was only on holiday in Zimbabwe', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'boris-johnson-mugabe', '', '', '2018-08-09 09:20:27', '2018-08-09 09:20:27', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7813', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7814, 1, '2017-11-15 13:42:59', '2017-11-15 13:42:59', 'Boris Johnson demands the release of Robert Mugabe, insisting he had only been in Zimbabwe on holiday', 'nojomugabe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'nojomugabe', '', '', '2017-11-15 13:43:43', '2017-11-15 13:43:43', '', 7813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nojomugabe.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7815, 1, '2017-11-15 13:45:16', '2017-11-15 13:45:16', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nojomugabe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nojomugabe.jpg" alt="Boris Johnson and Robert Mugabe" width="634" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7814" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Bungling Boris Johnson insists detained dictator Robert Mugabe was only in Zimbabwe on holiday and should be released immediately.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-pressure Foreign Secretary was speaking after the Army staged a peaceful coup in the rogue African country, putting Mr Mugabe and his henchmen under house arrest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe made a huge gaffe this week by saying British-Iranian citizen Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, jailed for five years on espionage charges after being arrested In Iran while on holiday, had indeed been in Iran to train journalists.\r\n\r\nHis error could make her situation worse, and entitle the Iranians to keep her locked up for longer.\r\n\r\nDesperate to avoid a repeat of his embarrassing gaffe, Mr Johnson told the House of Commons that Mr Mugabe, 93, had really only been in Zimbabwe on vacation, taking in the wildlife and beautiful countryside.\r\n\r\nMr Johnson said: "It is clear Mr Mugabe and his lovely wife, Grace, had only been visiting Zimbabwe on holiday, and he had in no way been working there as a tyrannical dictator, causing the death of tens of thousands of impoverished people.\r\n\r\n"It is right and proper that the Zimbabwe armed forces let Mr Mugabe go so he can return home to England to be with his friends and family."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B] \r\n\r\nDowning Street insiders tried to brush aside Mr Johnson\'s latest howler, with one saying: "Well at least it takes everyone\'s minds off the Iranian affair."\r\n\r\nLabour demanded the Foreign Secretary\'s resignation.\r\n\r\n"The man gets it horribly wrong every time he opens his mouth,"a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Boris Johnson insists Robert Mugabe was only on holiday in Zimbabwe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7813-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-15 13:45:16', '2017-11-15 13:45:16', '', 7813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7816, 1, '2018-01-29 12:05:50', '2018-01-29 12:05:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nojomugabe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nojomugabe.jpg" alt="Boris Johnson and Robert Mugabe" width="634" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7814" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Bungling <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/boris-johnson-greater-anglia/">Boris Johnson</a> insists detained dictator Robert Mugabe was only in Zimbabwe on holiday and should be released immediately.</strong>\n\nThe under-pressure Foreign Secretary was speaking after the Army staged a peaceful coup in the rogue African country, putting Mr Mugabe and his henchmen under house arrest.\n\n\n\nHe made a huge gaffe this week by saying British-Iranian citizen Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, jailed for five years on espionage charges while on holiday in Iran, had indeed been in the country training journalists.\n\nHis error could make her situation worse, and entitle the Iranians to keep her locked up for longer.\n\nDesperate to avoid a repeat of his embarrassing gaffe, Mr Johnson told the House of Commons that Mr Mugabe, 93, had really only been in Zimbabwe on vacation.\n\nHe had been "enjoying the wildlife and beautiful countryside since 1987".\n\nMr Johnson added: "It is clear Mr Mugabe and his lovely wife, Grace, had only been visiting Zimbabwe on holiday, and he had in no way been working there as a tyrannical dictator.\n\n"There is certainly no evidence he caused misery and poverty to millions while denying human rights and eradicating all opposition.\n\n"It is therefore right and proper that the Zimbabwe armed forces let Mr Mugabe go so he can return home to England to be with his friends and family."\n\n[AdSense-B] \n\nDowning Street insiders tried to brush aside Mr Johnson\'s latest howler, with one saying: "Well at least it takes everyone\'s minds off the Iranian affair."\n\nLabour demanded the Foreign Secretary\'s resignation.\n\n"The man gets it horribly wrong every time he opens his mouth,"a spokesman said.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Boris Johnson insists Robert Mugabe was only on holiday in Zimbabwe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7813-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 12:05:50', '2018-01-29 12:05:50', '', 7813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7813-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7817, 1, '2017-11-15 13:59:39', '2017-11-15 13:59:39', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nojomugabe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nojomugabe.jpg" alt="Boris Johnson and Robert Mugabe" width="634" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7814" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Bungling Boris Johnson insists detained dictator Robert Mugabe was only in Zimbabwe on holiday and should be released immediately.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-pressure Foreign Secretary was speaking after the Army staged a peaceful coup in the rogue African country, putting Mr Mugabe and his henchmen under house arrest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe made a huge gaffe this week by saying British-Iranian citizen Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, jailed for five years on espionage charges after being arrested In Iran while on holiday, had indeed been in Iran to train journalists.\r\n\r\nHis error could make her situation worse, and entitle the Iranians to keep her locked up for longer.\r\n\r\nDesperate to avoid a repeat of his embarrassing gaffe, Mr Johnson told the House of Commons that Mr Mugabe, 93, had really only been in Zimbabwe on vacation.\r\n\r\nHe had been "enjoying the wildlife and beautiful countryside since 1987".\r\n\r\nMr Johnson added: "It is clear Mr Mugabe and his lovely wife, Grace, had only been visiting Zimbabwe on holiday, and he had in no way been working there as a tyrannical dictator, causing the death of tens of thousands of impoverished people.\r\n\r\n"It is right and proper that the Zimbabwe armed forces let Mr Mugabe go so he can return home to England to be with his friends and family."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B] \r\n\r\nDowning Street insiders tried to brush aside Mr Johnson\'s latest howler, with one saying: "Well at least it takes everyone\'s minds off the Iranian affair."\r\n\r\nLabour demanded the Foreign Secretary\'s resignation.\r\n\r\n"The man gets it horribly wrong every time he opens his mouth,"a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Boris Johnson insists Robert Mugabe was only on holiday in Zimbabwe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7813-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-15 13:59:39', '2017-11-15 13:59:39', '', 7813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7818, 1, '2017-11-15 14:02:15', '2017-11-15 14:02:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nojomugabe.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nojomugabe.jpg" alt="Boris Johnson and Robert Mugabe" width="634" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7814" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Bungling Boris Johnson insists detained dictator Robert Mugabe was only in Zimbabwe on holiday and should be released immediately.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-pressure Foreign Secretary was speaking after the Army staged a peaceful coup in the rogue African country, putting Mr Mugabe and his henchmen under house arrest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe made a huge gaffe this week by saying British-Iranian citizen Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, jailed for five years on espionage charges while on holiday in Iran, had indeed been in the country training journalists.\r\n\r\nHis error could make her situation worse, and entitle the Iranians to keep her locked up for longer.\r\n\r\nDesperate to avoid a repeat of his embarrassing gaffe, Mr Johnson told the House of Commons that Mr Mugabe, 93, had really only been in Zimbabwe on vacation.\r\n\r\nHe had been "enjoying the wildlife and beautiful countryside since 1987".\r\n\r\nMr Johnson added: "It is clear Mr Mugabe and his lovely wife, Grace, had only been visiting Zimbabwe on holiday, and he had in no way been working there as a tyrannical dictator.\r\n\r\n"There is certainly no evidence he caused misery and poverty to millions while denying human rights and eradicating all opposition.\r\n\r\n"It is therefore right and proper that the Zimbabwe armed forces let Mr Mugabe go so he can return home to England to be with his friends and family."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B] \r\n\r\nDowning Street insiders tried to brush aside Mr Johnson\'s latest howler, with one saying: "Well at least it takes everyone\'s minds off the Iranian affair."\r\n\r\nLabour demanded the Foreign Secretary\'s resignation.\r\n\r\n"The man gets it horribly wrong every time he opens his mouth,"a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Boris Johnson insists Robert Mugabe was only on holiday in Zimbabwe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7813-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-15 14:02:15', '2017-11-15 14:02:15', '', 7813, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7813-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7819, 1, '2017-11-15 17:24:34', '2017-11-15 17:24:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-e1484482028826.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-1024x834.jpg" alt="Lidl to launch Middle Class Mondays" width="1024" height="834" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5787" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Lidl is launching Middle Class Mondays so well-to-do customers can take advantage of cheap shopping without having to meet any common people.</strong>\r\n\r\nMany snobby shoppers would like to try Lidl instead of Sainsbury or Waitrose - but can not cope with the thought of rubbing shoulders with the working class.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo supermarket bosses will ban the great unwashed on Mondays, and allow only yummy mummies or men called Jeremy through the doors instead.\r\n\r\nOne middle-class shopper from Suffolk said: "Lidl is supposed to be very good value for money, with some real quality, which is surprising because poor people don\'t appreciate nice things.\r\n\r\n"I have been wanting to try it for ages - they do nice wines and even lobster.\r\n\r\n"I hear they also do surprise price drops on random fun stuff like 216-piece tool kits, bicycle pumps and umbrellas.\r\n\r\n"But the thought of coming face-to-face with a large working class woman and her loud children fills me with horror.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"So Lidl\'s Middle Class Mondays is a great idea. I can shop without fear, and also common people won\'t feel inadequate by being in the same social space as me."\r\n\r\nDwayne Smith, 27, from Ipswich, said Middle Class Mondays were a great idea. "I am working class and wear trackie bottoms and a baseball cap.\r\n\r\n"If I accidentally bump into an intelligent or posh person in a shop I get embarrassed because I can not think of the right words to say, so it comes out in a sort of rude, sweary rant.\r\n\r\n"Then I nick their purse."\r\n\r\nA Lidl spokesman said: "Finally snobs can come and experience our great deals. We now challenge Waitrose to hold Working Class Mondays so our customers have somewhere to shop when we turn them away."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Lidl introduces Middle Class Mondays', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5786-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-15 17:24:34', '2017-11-15 17:24:34', '', 5786, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5786-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7820, 1, '2017-11-15 17:26:44', '2017-11-15 17:26:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-e1484482028826.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lidl-middle-class-1024x834.jpg" alt="Lidl to launch Middle Class Mondays" width="1024" height="834" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5787" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Lidl is launching Middle Class Mondays so well-to-do customers can take advantage of cheap shopping without having to meet any common people.</strong>\r\n\r\nMany snobby shoppers would like to try Lidl instead of Sainsbury or Waitrose - but can not cope with the thought of rubbing shoulders with the working class.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo supermarket bosses will ban the great unwashed on Mondays, and allow only yummy mummies or men called Jeremy through the doors instead.\r\n\r\nOne middle-class shopper from Suffolk said: "Lidl is supposed to be very good value for money, with some real quality, which is surprising because poor people don\'t appreciate nice things.\r\n\r\n"I have been wanting to try it for ages - they do nice wines and even lobster.\r\n\r\n"I hear they also do surprise price drops on random fun stuff like 216-piece tool kits, bicycle pumps and umbrellas.\r\n\r\n"But the thought of coming face-to-face with a large working class woman and her loud children fills me with horror.\r\n\r\n"So Lidl\'s Middle Class Mondays is a great idea. I can shop without fear, and also common people won\'t feel inadequate by being in the same social space as me."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDwayne Smith, 27, from Ipswich, said Middle Class Mondays were a great idea. "I am working class and wear trackie bottoms and a baseball cap.\r\n\r\n"If I accidentally bump into an intelligent or posh person in a shop I get embarrassed because I can not think of the right words to say, so it comes out in a sort of rude, sweary rant.\r\n\r\n"Then I nick their purse."\r\n\r\nA Lidl spokesman said: "Finally snobs can come and experience our great deals. We now challenge Waitrose to hold Working Class Mondays so our customers have somewhere to shop when we turn them away."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Lidl introduces Middle Class Mondays', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5786-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-15 17:26:44', '2017-11-15 17:26:44', '', 5786, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5786-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7821, 1, '2017-11-16 09:34:29', '2017-11-16 09:34:29', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/delia-smith.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/delia-smith.jpg" alt="Delia Smith" width="620" height="372" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7822" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nDesperate Norwich City have added owner Delia Smith\'s latest award from the Queen to their own honours list.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk club has won nothing of importance, so famously lists things like "UEFA Cup Participants, 1993-94" to its meagre roll of honour.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the club\'s official programme has added Order of the Companions of Honour, 2017 to the honours list to try to make it look more impressive.\r\n\r\nOwner Delia Smith picked up the honour from Her Majesty The Queen at Buckingham Palace this week - and went on to stick the knife into poncey, chefy restaurants.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We have an inferiority complex about our East Anglian rivals, Ipswich Town, who have got league championship, FA Cup and UEFA Cup titles among their long-list of genuine achievements.\r\n\r\n"So we have to be a little bit more creative, hence we have UEFA Cup participants in 1993-94 - and boast about our third-place finish in the Premier League the year before.\r\n\r\n"Plus we crow about reaching the FA Cup semi-finals three times, although one of those was back in 1959 when we had to beat Ilford along the way and eventually lost to the mighty Luton Town."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFootball experts say the Norwich City honours list is an endearing piece of football trivia.\r\n\r\n"Let\'s not forget Ipswich also gave England its two best managers in Alf Ramsey and Bobby Robson, and arguably two of its best captains in Mick Mills and Terry Butcher.\r\n\r\n"At one point, most of the England, Scotland and Dutch national teams were made up of Ipswich Town players - but in total, Norwich players have only 16 England caps between them EVER.\r\n\r\n"So it\'s no surprise Norwich try to cling on to anything positive.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s a bit rich adding Delia Smith\'s new Order of the Companions of Honour to its supposed achievements."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City add Delia Smith\'s royal award to honours list', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'delia-smith-award', '', '', '2017-11-16 09:51:38', '2017-11-16 09:51:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7821', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7822, 1, '2017-11-16 09:11:44', '2017-11-16 09:11:44', 'Norwich City add Delia Smith\'s royal award to their own honour\'s list', 'delia smith', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'delia-smith', '', '', '2017-11-16 09:12:20', '2017-11-16 09:12:20', '', 7821, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/delia-smith.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7823, 1, '2017-11-16 09:34:29', '2017-11-16 09:34:29', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/delia-smith.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/delia-smith.jpg" alt="Delia Smith" width="620" height="372" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7822" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nDesperate Norwich City have added Delia Smith\'s latest award from the Queen to their own honours list.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk club has won nothing of importance, so famously lists things like "UEFA Cup Participants, 1993-94" to its meagre roll of honour.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the club\'s official programme has added Order of the Companions of Honour, 2017 to the honours list to try to make it look more impressive.\r\n\r\nOwner Delia Smith picked up the honour from Her Majesty The Queen at Buckingham Palace this week - and went on to stick the knife into poncey, chefy restaurants.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We have an inferiority complex about our East Anglian rivals, Ipswich Town, who have got league championship, FA Cup and UEFA Cup titles among their long-list of genuine achievements.\r\n\r\n"So we have to be a little bit more creative, hence we have UEFA Cup participants in 1993-94 - and boast about our third-place finish in the Premier League the year before.\r\n\r\n"Plus we crow about reaching the FA Cup semi-finals three times, although one of those was back in 1959 when we had to beat Ilford along the way and eventually lost to the mighty Luton Town."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFootball experts say the Norwich City honours list is an endearing piece of football trivia.\r\n\r\n"Let\'s not forget Ipswich also gave England its two best managers in Alf Ramsey and Bobby Robson, and arguably two of its best captains in Mick Mills and Terry Butcher.\r\n\r\n"At one point, most of the England, Scotland and Dutch national teams were made up of Ipswich Town players - but in history, Norwich players have only 16 England caps between them.\r\n\r\n"So it\'s no surprise Norwich try to cling on to anything positive.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s a bit rich adding Delia Smith\'s new Order of the Companions of Honour to its supposed achievements."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City add Delia Smith\'s royal award to honours list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7821-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-16 09:34:29', '2017-11-16 09:34:29', '', 7821, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7821-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7824, 1, '2017-11-16 09:39:04', '2017-11-16 09:39:04', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/delia-smith.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/delia-smith.jpg" alt="Delia Smith" width="620" height="372" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7822" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nDesperate Norwich City have added Delia Smith\'s latest award from the Queen to their own honours list.</strong>\n\nThe Norfolk club has won nothing of importance, so famously lists things like "UEFA Cup Participants, 1993-94" to its meagre roll of honour.\n\n\n\nNow the club\'s official programme has added Order of the Companions of Honour, 2017 to the honours list to try to make it look more impressive.\n\nOwner Delia Smith picked up the honour from Her Majesty The Queen at Buckingham Palace this week - and went on to stick the knife into poncey, chefy restaurants.\n\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We have an inferiority complex about our East Anglian rivals, Ipswich Town, who have got league championship, FA Cup and UEFA Cup titles among their long-list of genuine achievements.\n\n"So we have to be a little bit more creative, hence we have UEFA Cup participants in 1993-94 - and boast about our third-place finish in the Premier League the year before.\n\n"Plus we crow about reaching the FA Cup semi-finals three times, although one of those was back in 1959 when we had to beat Ilford along the way and eventually lost to the mighty Luton Town."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nFootball experts say the Norwich City honours list is an endearing piece of football trivia.\n\n"Let\'s not forget Ipswich also gave England its two best managers in Alf Ramsey and Bobby Robson, and arguably two of its best captains in Mick Mills and Terry Butcher.\n\n"At one point, most of the England, Scotland and Dutch national teams were made up of Ipswich Town players - but in total, Norwich players have only 16 England caps between them EVE.\n\n"So it\'s no surprise Norwich try to cling on to anything positive.\n\n"But it\'s a bit rich adding Delia Smith\'s new Order of the Companions of Honour to its supposed achievements."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City add Delia Smith\'s royal award to honours list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7821-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-16 09:39:04', '2017-11-16 09:39:04', '', 7821, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7821-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7825, 1, '2017-11-16 09:39:13', '2017-11-16 09:39:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/delia-smith.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/delia-smith.jpg" alt="Delia Smith" width="620" height="372" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7822" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nDesperate Norwich City have added Delia Smith\'s latest award from the Queen to their own honours list.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk club has won nothing of importance, so famously lists things like "UEFA Cup Participants, 1993-94" to its meagre roll of honour.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the club\'s official programme has added Order of the Companions of Honour, 2017 to the honours list to try to make it look more impressive.\r\n\r\nOwner Delia Smith picked up the honour from Her Majesty The Queen at Buckingham Palace this week - and went on to stick the knife into poncey, chefy restaurants.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We have an inferiority complex about our East Anglian rivals, Ipswich Town, who have got league championship, FA Cup and UEFA Cup titles among their long-list of genuine achievements.\r\n\r\n"So we have to be a little bit more creative, hence we have UEFA Cup participants in 1993-94 - and boast about our third-place finish in the Premier League the year before.\r\n\r\n"Plus we crow about reaching the FA Cup semi-finals three times, although one of those was back in 1959 when we had to beat Ilford along the way and eventually lost to the mighty Luton Town."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFootball experts say the Norwich City honours list is an endearing piece of football trivia.\r\n\r\n"Let\'s not forget Ipswich also gave England its two best managers in Alf Ramsey and Bobby Robson, and arguably two of its best captains in Mick Mills and Terry Butcher.\r\n\r\n"At one point, most of the England, Scotland and Dutch national teams were made up of Ipswich Town players - but in total, Norwich players have only 16 England caps between them EVER.\r\n\r\n"So it\'s no surprise Norwich try to cling on to anything positive.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s a bit rich adding Delia Smith\'s new Order of the Companions of Honour to its supposed achievements."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City add Delia Smith\'s royal award to honours list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7821-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-16 09:39:13', '2017-11-16 09:39:13', '', 7821, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7821-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7826, 1, '2017-11-16 09:51:38', '2017-11-16 09:51:38', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/delia-smith.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/delia-smith.jpg" alt="Delia Smith" width="620" height="372" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7822" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nDesperate Norwich City have added owner Delia Smith\'s latest award from the Queen to their own honours list.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk club has won nothing of importance, so famously lists things like "UEFA Cup Participants, 1993-94" to its meagre roll of honour.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the club\'s official programme has added Order of the Companions of Honour, 2017 to the honours list to try to make it look more impressive.\r\n\r\nOwner Delia Smith picked up the honour from Her Majesty The Queen at Buckingham Palace this week - and went on to stick the knife into poncey, chefy restaurants.\r\n\r\nA Carrow Road insider said: "We have an inferiority complex about our East Anglian rivals, Ipswich Town, who have got league championship, FA Cup and UEFA Cup titles among their long-list of genuine achievements.\r\n\r\n"So we have to be a little bit more creative, hence we have UEFA Cup participants in 1993-94 - and boast about our third-place finish in the Premier League the year before.\r\n\r\n"Plus we crow about reaching the FA Cup semi-finals three times, although one of those was back in 1959 when we had to beat Ilford along the way and eventually lost to the mighty Luton Town."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFootball experts say the Norwich City honours list is an endearing piece of football trivia.\r\n\r\n"Let\'s not forget Ipswich also gave England its two best managers in Alf Ramsey and Bobby Robson, and arguably two of its best captains in Mick Mills and Terry Butcher.\r\n\r\n"At one point, most of the England, Scotland and Dutch national teams were made up of Ipswich Town players - but in total, Norwich players have only 16 England caps between them EVER.\r\n\r\n"So it\'s no surprise Norwich try to cling on to anything positive.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s a bit rich adding Delia Smith\'s new Order of the Companions of Honour to its supposed achievements."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich City add Delia Smith\'s royal award to honours list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7821-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-16 09:51:38', '2017-11-16 09:51:38', '', 7821, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7821-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7827, 0, '2017-11-17 08:05:34', '2017-11-17 08:05:34', '', 'Chris Mackay', '', 'abandoned', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'chris-mackay-3', '', '', '2017-11-29 09:35:51', '2017-11-29 09:35:51', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=give_payment&#038;p=7827', 0, 'give_payment', '', 1); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7829, 1, '2017-11-17 09:24:04', '2017-11-17 09:24:04', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jesus-painting-e1510910315949.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jesus-painting-e1510910315949.jpg" alt="New painting of Jesus" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7830" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk grandmother Beryl Lynch claims she has uncovered another painting of Jesus worth $450 million, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Lynch made the incredible discovery days after a Leonardo da Vinci portrait of Christ sold for the jaw-dropping figure at auction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was looking in a skip in Halesworth yesterday when I saw the picture of Jesus poking out from under an old lawn mower.\r\n\r\n"Only hours earlier I had read about the da Vinci selling for $450 million, and then this image came to me.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not religious at all, but this was a miracle."\r\n\r\nMrs Lynch, 77, said her painting, portraying a bearded, long-haired Christ in a fetching blue tunic with red sash, was surely worth just as much as the one sold at Christies in New York this week.\r\n\r\n"Finding my picture was a sign from above," Mrs Lynch, a retired post office worker said.\r\n\r\n"The painting is unsigned and was not framed, but you can tell from the quality of the work that it is a priceless masterpiece.\r\n\r\n"I reckon it dates back well over 2,000 years."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe has not yet taken her portrait to an art expert, and insists they "do not really know what they are talking about anyway".\r\n\r\nInstead, she is thinking of taking it to TW Gaze auctioneers in Diss, Norfolk to put in their next sale.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not greedy or anything, but I can\'t help looking at new houses and cars. And I could really do with a nice holiday."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Gran finds another painting of Jesus \'worth $450 million\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'painting-of-jesus', '', '', '2017-11-17 09:26:58', '2017-11-17 09:26:58', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7829', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7831, 1, '2017-11-17 09:24:04', '2017-11-17 09:24:04', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jesus-painting-e1510910315949.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jesus-painting-e1510910315949.jpg" alt="New painting of Jesus" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7830" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk grandmother Beryl Lynch claims she has uncovered another painting of Jesus worth $450 million, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Lynch made the incredible discovery days after a Leonardo da Vinci portrait of Christ sold for the jaw-dropping figure at auction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was looking in a skip in Halesworth yesterday when I saw the picture of Jesus poking out from under an old lawn mower.\r\n\r\n"Only hours earlier I had read about the da Vinci selling for $450 million, and then this image came to me.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not religious at all, but this was a miracle."\r\n\r\nMrs Lynch, 77, said her painting, portraying a bearded, long-haired Christ in a fetching blue tunic with red sash, was surely worth just as much as the one sold at Christies in New York this week.\r\n\r\n"Finding my picture was a sign from above," Mrs Lynch, a retired post office worker said.\r\n\r\n"The painting is unsigned, but you can tell from the quality of the work that it is priceless. I reckon it dates back hundreds of years."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe has not yet taken her portrait to an art expert, and insists they "do not really know what they are talking about anyway".\r\n\r\nInstead, she is thinking of taking it to TW Gaze auctioneers in Diss, Norfolk to put in their next sale.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not greedy or anything, but I can\'t help looking at new houses and cars. And I could really do with a nice holiday."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Gran finds another painting of Jesus \'worth $450 million\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7829-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-17 09:24:04', '2017-11-17 09:24:04', '', 7829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7829-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7832, 1, '2017-11-17 09:26:35', '2017-11-17 09:26:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jesus-painting-e1510910315949.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jesus-painting-e1510910315949.jpg" alt="New painting of Jesus" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7830" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>Suffolk grandmother Beryl Lynch claims she has uncovered another painting of Jesus worth $450 million, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nMrs Lynch made the incredible discovery days after a Leonardo da Vinci portrait of Christ sold for the jaw-dropping figure at auction.\n\n\n\n"I was looking in a skip in Halesworth yesterday when I saw the picture of Jesus poking out from under an old lawn mower.\n\n"Only hours earlier I had read about the da Vinci selling for $450 million, and then this image came to me.\n\n"I\'m not religious at all, but this was a miracle."\n\nMrs Lynch, 77, said her painting, portraying a bearded, long-haired Christ in a fetching blue tunic with red sash, was surely worth just as much as the one sold at Christies in New York this week.\n\n"Finding my picture was a sign from above," Mrs Lynch, a retired post office worker said.\n\n"The painting is unsigned, but you can tell from the quality of the work that it is a priceless masterpiece.\n\n"I reckon it dates back well over 2,000 years."\n\n\n\nShe has not yet taken her portrait to an art expert, and insists they "do not really know what they are talking about anyway".\n\nInstead, she is thinking of taking it to TW Gaze auctioneers in Diss, Norfolk to put in their next sale.\n\n"I\'m not greedy or anything, but I can\'t help looking at new houses and cars. And I could really do with a nice holiday."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Gran finds another painting of Jesus \'worth $450 million\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7829-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-17 09:26:35', '2017-11-17 09:26:35', '', 7829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7829-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7833, 1, '2017-11-17 09:25:45', '2017-11-17 09:25:45', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jesus-painting-e1510910315949.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jesus-painting-e1510910315949.jpg" alt="New painting of Jesus" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7830" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk grandmother Beryl Lynch claims she has uncovered another painting of Jesus worth $450 million, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Lynch made the incredible discovery days after a Leonardo da Vinci portrait of Christ sold for the jaw-dropping figure at auction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was looking in a skip in Halesworth yesterday when I saw the picture of Jesus poking out from under an old lawn mower.\r\n\r\n"Only hours earlier I had read about the da Vinci selling for $450 million, and then this image came to me.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not religious at all, but this was a miracle."\r\n\r\nMrs Lynch, 77, said her painting, portraying a bearded, long-haired Christ in a fetching blue tunic with red sash, was surely worth just as much as the one sold at Christies in New York this week.\r\n\r\n"Finding my picture was a sign from above," Mrs Lynch, a retired post office worker said.\r\n\r\n"The painting is unsigned, but you can tell from the quality of the work that it is a priceless masterpiece.\r\n\r\n"I reckon it dates back well over 2,000 years."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe has not yet taken her portrait to an art expert, and insists they "do not really know what they are talking about anyway".\r\n\r\nInstead, she is thinking of taking it to TW Gaze auctioneers in Diss, Norfolk to put in their next sale.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not greedy or anything, but I can\'t help looking at new houses and cars. And I could really do with a nice holiday."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Gran finds another painting of Jesus \'worth $450 million\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7829-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-17 09:25:45', '2017-11-17 09:25:45', '', 7829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7829-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7834, 1, '2017-11-17 09:26:58', '2017-11-17 09:26:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jesus-painting-e1510910315949.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jesus-painting-e1510910315949.jpg" alt="New painting of Jesus" width="650" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7830" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk grandmother Beryl Lynch claims she has uncovered another painting of Jesus worth $450 million, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nMrs Lynch made the incredible discovery days after a Leonardo da Vinci portrait of Christ sold for the jaw-dropping figure at auction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was looking in a skip in Halesworth yesterday when I saw the picture of Jesus poking out from under an old lawn mower.\r\n\r\n"Only hours earlier I had read about the da Vinci selling for $450 million, and then this image came to me.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not religious at all, but this was a miracle."\r\n\r\nMrs Lynch, 77, said her painting, portraying a bearded, long-haired Christ in a fetching blue tunic with red sash, was surely worth just as much as the one sold at Christies in New York this week.\r\n\r\n"Finding my picture was a sign from above," Mrs Lynch, a retired post office worker said.\r\n\r\n"The painting is unsigned and was not framed, but you can tell from the quality of the work that it is a priceless masterpiece.\r\n\r\n"I reckon it dates back well over 2,000 years."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe has not yet taken her portrait to an art expert, and insists they "do not really know what they are talking about anyway".\r\n\r\nInstead, she is thinking of taking it to TW Gaze auctioneers in Diss, Norfolk to put in their next sale.\r\n\r\n"I\'m not greedy or anything, but I can\'t help looking at new houses and cars. And I could really do with a nice holiday."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Gran finds another painting of Jesus \'worth $450 million\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7829-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-17 09:26:58', '2017-11-17 09:26:58', '', 7829, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7829-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7835, 1, '2018-09-30 15:40:41', '2018-09-30 15:40:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7836" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nWorld hide and seek champion Darren Hayes has been found dead in a wardrobe, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers say Mr Hayes, 37, disappeared two weeks ago while training for the next world championships.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey say he was practising with members of his family - but he was so good they were unable to find him.\r\n\r\nPolice spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Officers were called to an address in Haverhill, Suffolk after the discovery of a man\'s body in a wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately Darren Hayes lay undiscovered for weeks while training for the hide and seek world championships.\r\n\r\n"His family had looked under the bed, behind the curtains and even behind the door, but none of them had thought to check the wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"It\'s this sort of skill which makes a hide and seek world champion - but unfortunately it was also the death of him."\r\n\r\nIt is believed that Mr Hayes\' family got bored and stopped looking for him after four hours.\r\n\r\nBut rather than give himself up, plumber Mr Hayes stayed quietly in the wardrobe for as long as he could.\r\n\r\nTragically be died from dehydration and was only found when his wife, Eleanor went to hang up some shirts.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s awfully sad," said Mrs Hayes. "But he was so good at hiding that none of us thought to check in the wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s how he would have wanted to go."\r\n\r\nMy Hayes also leaves two children - Darren Jr, 10 and eight-year-old Jasmin.\r\n\r\nThe next Hide and Seek World Championship is due to be held in Bristol next month.\r\n\r\nWith Mr Hayes, who has won the title for four years in a row, now dead, French hider Pierre L\'Escargot is the red-hot favourite to win the title.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'World hide and seek champion found dead in wardrobe', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'world-hide-seek-champion', '', '', '2018-11-14 16:08:09', '2018-11-14 16:08:09', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7835', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7836, 1, '2017-11-19 15:31:18', '2017-11-19 15:31:18', '', 'world hide and seek champion', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'world-hide-and-seek-champion', '', '', '2017-11-19 15:31:18', '2017-11-19 15:31:18', '', 7835, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7837, 1, '2017-11-19 15:45:41', '2017-11-19 15:45:41', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7836" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nWorld hide and seek champion Darren Hayes has been found dead in a wardrobe, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers say Mr Hayes, 37, disappeared two weeks ago while training for the next world championships.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey say he was practicing with members of his family - but he was so good they were unable to find him.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "Officers were called to an address in Haverhill, Suffolk after the discovery of a man\'s body in a wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately Darren Hayes lay undiscovered for weeks while training for the hide and seek world championships.\r\n\r\n"His family had looked under the bed, behind the curtains and even behind the door, but none of them had thought to check the wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"It\'s this sort of skill which makes a hide and seek world champion - but unfortunately it was also the death of him."\r\n\r\nIt is believed that Mr Hayes\' family got bored and stopped looking for him after four hours.\r\n\r\nBut rather than give himself up, plumber Mr Hayes stayed quietly in the wardrobe for as long as he could.\r\n\r\nTragically be died from dehydration and was only found when his wife, Eleanor went to hang up some shirts.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s awfully sad," said Mrs Hayes. "But he was so good at hiding that none of us thought to check in the wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s how he would have wanted to go."\r\n\r\nMy Hayes also leaves two children - Darren Jr, 10 and eight-year-old Jasmin.\r\n\r\nThe next Hide and Seek World Championship is due to be held in Bristol next month.\r\n\r\nWith Mr Hayes now dead, French hider Pierre L\'Escargot is the red-hot favourite to win the title.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'World hide and seek champion found dead in wardrobe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7835-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-19 15:45:41', '2017-11-19 15:45:41', '', 7835, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7835-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7838, 1, '2018-09-30 15:40:48', '2018-09-30 15:40:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7836" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nWorld hide and seek champion Darren Hayes has been found dead in a wardrobe, police have confirmed.</strong>\n\nOfficers say Mr Hayes, 37, disappeared two weeks ago while training for the next world championships.\n\n\n\nThey say he was practising with members of his family - but he was so good they were unable to find him.\n\nA police spokesman said: "Officers were called to an address in Haverhill, Suffolk after the discovery of a man\'s body in a wardrobe.\n\n"Unfortunately Darren Hayes lay undiscovered for weeks while training for the hide and seek world championships.\n\n"His family had looked under the bed, behind the curtains and even behind the door, but none of them had thought to check the wardrobe.\n\n"It\'s this sort of skill which makes a hide and seek world champion - but unfortunately it was also the death of him."\n\nIt is believed that Mr Hayes\' family got bored and stopped looking for him after four hours.\n\nBut rather than give himself up, plumber Mr Hayes stayed quietly in the wardrobe for as long as he could.\n\nTragically be died from dehydration and was only found when his wife, Eleanor went to hang up some shirts.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"It\'s awfully sad," said Mrs Hayes. "But he was so good at hiding that none of us thought to check in the wardrobe.\n\n"But it\'s how he would have wanted to go."\n\nMy Hayes also leaves two children - Darren Jr, 10 and eight-year-old Jasmin.\n\nThe next Hide and Seek World Championship is due to be held in Bristol next month.\n\nWith Mr Hayes, who has won the title for four years in a row, now dead, French hider Pierre L\'Escargot is the red-hot favourite to win the title.', 'World hide and seek champion found dead in wardrobe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7835-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-30 15:40:48', '2018-09-30 15:40:48', '', 7835, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7835-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7839, 1, '2017-11-19 15:52:30', '2017-11-19 15:52:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7836" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nWorld hide and seek champion Darren Hayes has been found dead in a wardrobe, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers say Mr Hayes, 37, disappeared two weeks ago while training for the next world championships.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey say he was practicing with members of his family - but he was so good they were unable to find him.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "Officers were called to an address in Haverhill, Suffolk after the discovery of a man\'s body in a wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately Darren Hayes lay undiscovered for weeks while training for the hide and seek world championships.\r\n\r\n"His family had looked under the bed, behind the curtains and even behind the door, but none of them had thought to check the wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"It\'s this sort of skill which makes a hide and seek world champion - but unfortunately it was also the death of him."\r\n\r\nIt is believed that Mr Hayes\' family got bored and stopped looking for him after four hours.\r\n\r\nBut rather than give himself up, plumber Mr Hayes stayed quietly in the wardrobe for as long as he could.\r\n\r\nTragically be died from dehydration and was only found when his wife, Eleanor went to hang up some shirts.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s awfully sad," said Mrs Hayes. "But he was so good at hiding that none of us thought to check in the wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s how he would have wanted to go."\r\n\r\nMy Hayes also leaves two children - Darren Jr, 10 and eight-year-old Jasmin.\r\n\r\nThe next Hide and Seek World Championship is due to be held in Bristol next month.\r\n\r\nWith Mr Hayes, who has won the title for four years in a row, now dead, French hider Pierre L\'Escargot is the red-hot favourite to win the title.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'World hide and seek champion found dead in wardrobe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7835-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-19 15:52:30', '2017-11-19 15:52:30', '', 7835, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7835-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7842, 1, '2017-11-20 13:58:15', '2017-11-20 13:58:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg" alt="Peasants for sale" width="604" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7843" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating the mystery disappearance of dozens of working class people around Lowestoft in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers have been inundated with calls about loved ones who have failed to return home after a night out at the pub or bingo.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey say there may be a link into the missing 74 people, all of whom lived in or around Lowestoft, and all of whom were said to be on the bread line.\r\n\r\nPolice say the disappearances coincided with the opening of two new butchers\' shops in the town, which have been advertising some strange meats.\r\n\r\nOne has a sign outside saying \'Fresh local peasants, £4.49 each\', adding \'naturally reared meats, taste the difference\'.\r\n\r\nAnother one has a display informing shoppers \'Fresh, local oven ready peasants\'\r\n\r\nNeighbours say there has been some strange coming and goings late at night, with deliveries arriving in rolled-up carpets for some reason. \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "There is no obvious link at this time, but we find it curious that two local butchers have started selling peasant meat just as lots of poor people go missing.\r\n\r\n"We are sending round some detectives to investigate if the owners are telling porkie pies."\r\n\r\nMr Sweeney Todd, who runs one of the outlets under police watch, said: "Our peasants are of the finest quality.\r\n\r\n"All have been plucked and can be de-boned on request.\r\n\r\n"And because they are peasants, there isn\'t an ounce of fat on them."\r\n\r\nIn other news, shop owners in the area are being asked to get some spelling lessons.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Police hunt missing working class folk as new butcher shops open', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'peasants-butchers', '', '', '2017-11-20 20:40:51', '2017-11-20 20:40:51', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7842', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7843, 1, '2017-11-20 13:54:30', '2017-11-20 13:54:30', 'Police probe mystery disappearances as peasants for sale', 'peasant meat', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'peasant-meat', '', '', '2017-11-20 13:54:54', '2017-11-20 13:54:54', '', 7842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7844, 1, '2017-11-20 13:58:15', '2017-11-20 13:58:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg" alt="Peasants for sale" width="604" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7843" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating the mystery disappearance dozens of working class people around Lowestoft in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers have been inundated with calls about loved ones who have failed to return home after a night out at the pub or bingo.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey say there may be a link into the missing 74 people, all of whom lived in or around Lowestoft, and all of whom were said to be on the bread line.\r\n\r\nPolice say the disappearances coincided with the opening of two new butchers\' shops in the town, which have been advertising some strange meats.\r\n\r\nOne has a sign outside saying \'Fresh local peasants, £4.49 each\', adding \'naturally reared meats, taste the difference\'.\r\n\r\nAnother one has a display informing shoppers \'Fresh, local oven ready peasants\'\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "There is no obvious link at this time, but we find it curious that two local butchers have started selling peasant meat just as lots of poor people go missing.\r\n\r\n"We are sending round some detectives to investigate if the owners are telling porkie pies."\r\n\r\nMr Sweeney Todd, who runs one of the outlets under police watch, said: "Our peasants are of the finest quality.\r\n\r\n"All have been plucked and can be de-boned on request.\r\n\r\n"And because they are peasants, there isn\'t an ounce of fat on them." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Police hunt missing working class folk as new butcher shops open', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7842-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-20 13:58:15', '2017-11-20 13:58:15', '', 7842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7845, 1, '2017-11-20 14:03:27', '2017-11-20 14:03:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg" alt="Peasants for sale" width="604" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7843" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating the mystery disappearance dozens of working class people around Lowestoft in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers have been inundated with calls about loved ones who have failed to return home after a night out at the pub or bingo.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey say there may be a link into the missing 74 people, all of whom lived in or around Lowestoft, and all of whom were said to be on the bread line.\r\n\r\nPolice say the disappearances coincided with the opening of two new butchers\' shops in the town, which have been advertising some strange meats.\r\n\r\nOne has a sign outside saying \'Fresh local peasants, £4.49 each\', adding \'naturally reared meats, taste the difference\'.\r\n\r\nAnother one has a display informing shoppers \'Fresh, local oven ready peasants\'\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "There is no obvious link at this time, but we find it curious that two local butchers have started selling peasant meat just as lots of poor people go missing.\r\n\r\n"We are sending round some detectives to investigate if the owners are telling porkie pies."\r\n\r\nMr Sweeney Todd, who runs one of the outlets under police watch, said: "Our peasants are of the finest quality.\r\n\r\n"All have been plucked and can be de-boned on request.\r\n\r\n"And because they are peasants, there isn\'t an ounce of fat on them."\r\n\r\nIn other news, shop owners in the area are being asked to get some spelling lessons.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Police hunt missing working class folk as new butcher shops open', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7842-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-20 14:03:27', '2017-11-20 14:03:27', '', 7842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7846, 1, '2017-11-20 14:04:48', '2017-11-20 14:04:48', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg" alt="Peasants for sale" width="604" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7843" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nPolice are investigating the mystery disappearance dozens of working class people around Lowestoft in Suffolk.</strong>\n\nOfficers have been inundated with calls about loved ones who have failed to return home after a night out at the pub or bingo.\n\n\n\nThey say there may be a link into the missing 74 people, all of whom lived in or around Lowestoft, and all of whom were said to be on the bread line.\n\nPolice say the disappearances coincided with the opening of two new butchers\' shops in the town, which have been advertising some strange meats.\n\nOne has a sign outside saying \'Fresh local peasants, £4.49 each\', adding \'naturally reared meats, taste the difference\'.\n\nAnother one has a display informing shoppers \'Fresh, local oven ready peasants\'\n\nNeighbours say there has been some strange coming and goings late at night, with deliveries arriving in rolled-up carpets for some reaso \n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "There is no obvious link at this time, but we find it curious that two local butchers have started selling peasant meat just as lots of poor people go missing.\n\n"We are sending round some detectives to investigate if the owners are telling porkie pies."\n\nMr Sweeney Todd, who runs one of the outlets under police watch, said: "Our peasants are of the finest quality.\n\n"All have been plucked and can be de-boned on request.\n\n"And because they are peasants, there isn\'t an ounce of fat on them."\n\nIn other news, shop owners in the area are being asked to get some spelling lessons.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Police hunt missing working class folk as new butcher shops open', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7842-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-20 14:04:48', '2017-11-20 14:04:48', '', 7842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7842-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7847, 1, '2017-11-20 14:05:00', '2017-11-20 14:05:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg" alt="Peasants for sale" width="604" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7843" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating the mystery disappearance dozens of working class people around Lowestoft in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers have been inundated with calls about loved ones who have failed to return home after a night out at the pub or bingo.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey say there may be a link into the missing 74 people, all of whom lived in or around Lowestoft, and all of whom were said to be on the bread line.\r\n\r\nPolice say the disappearances coincided with the opening of two new butchers\' shops in the town, which have been advertising some strange meats.\r\n\r\nOne has a sign outside saying \'Fresh local peasants, £4.49 each\', adding \'naturally reared meats, taste the difference\'.\r\n\r\nAnother one has a display informing shoppers \'Fresh, local oven ready peasants\'\r\n\r\nNeighbours say there has been some strange coming and goings late at night, with deliveries arriving in rolled-up carpets for some reason. \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "There is no obvious link at this time, but we find it curious that two local butchers have started selling peasant meat just as lots of poor people go missing.\r\n\r\n"We are sending round some detectives to investigate if the owners are telling porkie pies."\r\n\r\nMr Sweeney Todd, who runs one of the outlets under police watch, said: "Our peasants are of the finest quality.\r\n\r\n"All have been plucked and can be de-boned on request.\r\n\r\n"And because they are peasants, there isn\'t an ounce of fat on them."\r\n\r\nIn other news, shop owners in the area are being asked to get some spelling lessons.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Police hunt missing working class folk as new butcher shops open', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7842-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-20 14:05:00', '2017-11-20 14:05:00', '', 7842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7848, 1, '2017-11-20 20:40:51', '2017-11-20 20:40:51', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peasant-meat.jpg" alt="Peasants for sale" width="604" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7843" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating the mystery disappearance of dozens of working class people around Lowestoft in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers have been inundated with calls about loved ones who have failed to return home after a night out at the pub or bingo.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey say there may be a link into the missing 74 people, all of whom lived in or around Lowestoft, and all of whom were said to be on the bread line.\r\n\r\nPolice say the disappearances coincided with the opening of two new butchers\' shops in the town, which have been advertising some strange meats.\r\n\r\nOne has a sign outside saying \'Fresh local peasants, £4.49 each\', adding \'naturally reared meats, taste the difference\'.\r\n\r\nAnother one has a display informing shoppers \'Fresh, local oven ready peasants\'\r\n\r\nNeighbours say there has been some strange coming and goings late at night, with deliveries arriving in rolled-up carpets for some reason. \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "There is no obvious link at this time, but we find it curious that two local butchers have started selling peasant meat just as lots of poor people go missing.\r\n\r\n"We are sending round some detectives to investigate if the owners are telling porkie pies."\r\n\r\nMr Sweeney Todd, who runs one of the outlets under police watch, said: "Our peasants are of the finest quality.\r\n\r\n"All have been plucked and can be de-boned on request.\r\n\r\n"And because they are peasants, there isn\'t an ounce of fat on them."\r\n\r\nIn other news, shop owners in the area are being asked to get some spelling lessons.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Police hunt missing working class folk as new butcher shops open', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7842-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-20 20:40:51', '2017-11-20 20:40:51', '', 7842, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7842-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7850, 1, '2017-11-21 12:26:06', '2017-11-21 12:26:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/supermarket-trolley-north-pole.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/supermarket-trolley-north-pole.jpg" alt="supermarket trolley" width="700" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7851" /></a>\r\n<strong>They have been dumped in hedges, canals and gardens across the country - now a supermarket trolley has been found abandoned at the NORTH POLE.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Lidl trolley is believed to have been stuck in the polar ice and snow for four years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut mystery surrounds how a lazy shopper got to dump the trolley at the North Pole because he or she was too lazy to take it back to the store.\r\n\r\nThe trolley, which has begun to sink slowly "nose-first" into the ice, now has the undisputed record for being dumped the furthest away from its shop.\r\n\r\nLidl says the trolley has been identified as originating from its store in Stowmarket, Suffolk and have demanded its return.\r\n\r\nIt was found at the North Pole by a team of polar explorers from Estonia, who contacted Lidl about their extraordinary find.\r\n\r\n"We understand it is about 2,680 miles from Stowmarket to the North Pole, so this trolley has had quite a journey," expedition leader Aleksander Salumäe said.\r\n\r\n"We know people are lazy and can\'t be bothered to return trolleys to the supermarket, but this was extraordinary."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Salumäe, 31, said his team only spotted the trolley because a fearsome polar bear was sniffing around it.\r\n\r\n"We had to keep an eye on the bear because it looked hungry and we did not want to become its breakfast.\r\n\r\n"Then we spotted the trolley! We hid behind an igloo and waited for the bear to go, then went to have a look. It had the Lidl logo on the bar, so we contacted their headquarters."\r\n\r\nLidl bosses used the code stamped on the trolley to identify it as originating from the Suffolk store.\r\n\r\nSpokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We urge all our customers to return trolleys to our stores once they have finished unloading them.\r\n\r\n"We have had them turn up in strange places before, but the North Pole is definitely the strangest."', 'Shopping trolley found at the North Pole', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'shopping-trolley-found-north-pole', '', '', '2018-09-30 15:38:04', '2018-09-30 15:38:04', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7850', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7852, 1, '2017-11-21 12:26:06', '2017-11-21 12:26:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/supermarket-trolley-north-pole.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/supermarket-trolley-north-pole.jpg" alt="supermarket trolley" width="700" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7851" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>They have been dumped in hedges, canals and gardens across the country - now a supermarket trolley has been found abandoned at the NORTH POLE.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Lidl trolley is believed to have been stuck in the polar ice and snow for four years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut mystery surrounds how a lazy shopper got to dump the trolley at the North Pole because he or she was too lazy to take it back to the store.\r\n\r\nThe trolley, which has begun to sink slowly "nose-first" into the ice, now has the undisputed record for being dumped the furthest away from its shop.\r\n\r\nLidl says the trolley has been identified as originating from its store in Stowmarket, Suffolk and have demanded its return.\r\n\r\nIt was found at the North Pole by a team of polar explorers from Estonia, who contacted Lidl about their extraordinary find.\r\n\r\n"We understand it is about 2,680 miles from Stowmarket to the North Pole, so this trolley has had quite a journey," expedition leader Aleksander Salumäe said.\r\n\r\n"We know people are lazy and can\'t be bothered to return trolleys to the supermarket, but this was extraordinary."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Salumäe, 31, said his team only spotted the trolley because a fearsome polar bear was sniffing around it.\r\n\r\n"We had to keep an eye on the bear because it looked hungry and we did not want to become its breakfast.\r\n\r\n"Then we spotted the trolley! We hid behind an igloo and waited for the bear to go, then went to have a look. It had the Lidl logo on the bar, so we contacted their headquarters."\r\n\r\nLidl bosses used the code stamped on the trolley to identify it as originating from the Suffolk store.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We urge all our customers to return trolleys to our stores once they have finished unloading them.\r\n\r\n"We have had them turn up in strange places before, but the North Pole is definitely the strangest."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Shopping trolley found at the North Pole', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7850-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-21 12:26:06', '2017-11-21 12:26:06', '', 7850, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7850-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7853, 1, '2017-11-22 12:40:27', '2017-11-22 12:40:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/little-brimmer-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/little-brimmer-shop.jpg" alt="Little Brimmer shop keeper" width="459" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7854" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A village shop keeper sat dead at his till for six years before anyone noticed, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nTerence Todd was still upright with a magazine open in from of him, while his trusty wireless was still broadcasting BBC Radio Suffolk.\n\nMr Todd, 72, was discovered by Sean Francis, who was visiting Little Brimmer, near Bury St Edmunds on business. He said the only pulse he could find was a 250g bag of red lentils in the food section.\n\n\n\nExaminations of the body showed that Mr Todd had been dead for over six years, apparently having suffered from terminal loneliness.\n\nLocal villagers claimed they were very upset by the news - despite having not bothered to support Little Brimmer General Stores in a decade, preferring instead to shop at nearby out-of-town supermarkets.\n\nA shocked Mr Francis, 33, told the Suffolk Gazette how he found the body on Friday afternoon.\n\nHe said: “I noticed instantly that something was wrong and called for help as soon as I got there,” although CCTV footage actually showed he failed to realise the cashier was dead for eight minutes, browsing the shop and even attempting to engage Mr Todd in conversation.\n\n“I rang for an ambulance. Looking back, I’m not sure why. They weren’t really able to do anything for him.”\n\nA weekend stock-take showed that the general store\'s goods had not been replaced for six years. Newspapers on the shop shelves were datelined 1st November, 2011.\n\n“I did wonder why all the headlines were about David Cameron,” said Francis, a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman. “And there was a funny smell, but sometimes you get funny smells in little village shops.\n\n"I thought maybe some of the food was stale - instead it was poor Mr Todd who had passed his expiry date."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMr Todd’s death has led to an outpouring of grief from fellow villagers, despite the fact that none of them crossed his shop’s threshold for the better part of a decade.\n\n“Our village needs its local shop,” said Martha Langham, 42. “It’s the centre of the community, a vital institution.” \n\nWhen asked when she had last visited the shop, Langham said she couldn’t remember, “Although I recall we had a conversation about John Major.”\n\n“I once bought some vegetarian sausages from the shop in 1998,” said fellow resident Leanne Cresswell, 42. “They were quite good. A little overpriced, perhaps. Oh, it’s so sad that he’s gone.”\n\nMr Todd’s funeral will take place next week, and Sean Francis, from Newmarket, has promised to attend. “I may as well,” he sighed. “After all, it would be terrible if nobody turned up.”\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Village shop owner dead at till for six years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1995-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-22 12:40:27', '2017-11-22 12:40:27', '', 1995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1995-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7854, 1, '2017-11-22 12:29:38', '2017-11-22 12:29:38', 'Village shopkeeper found dead at till after six years', 'little brimmer shop', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'little-brimmer-shop', '', '', '2017-11-22 12:30:42', '2017-11-22 12:30:42', '', 1995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/little-brimmer-shop.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7855, 1, '2017-11-22 12:40:52', '2017-11-22 12:40:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/little-brimmer-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/little-brimmer-shop.jpg" alt="Little Brimmer shop keeper" width="459" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7854" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A village shop keeper sat dead at his till for six years before anyone noticed, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTerence Todd was still upright with a magazine open in from of him, while his trusty wireless was still broadcasting BBC Radio Suffolk.\r\n\r\nMr Todd, 72, was discovered by Sean Francis, who was visiting Little Brimmer, near Bury St Edmunds on business. He said the only pulse he could find was a 250g bag of red lentils in the food section.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExaminations of the body showed that Mr Todd had been dead for over six years, apparently having suffered from terminal loneliness.\r\n\r\nLocal villagers claimed they were very upset by the news - despite having not bothered to support Little Brimmer General Stores in a decade, preferring instead to shop at nearby out-of-town supermarkets.\r\n\r\nA shocked Mr Francis, 33, told the Suffolk Gazette how he found the body on Friday afternoon.\r\n\r\nHe said: “I noticed instantly that something was wrong and called for help as soon as I got there,” although CCTV footage actually showed he failed to realise the cashier was dead for eight minutes, browsing the shop and even attempting to engage Mr Todd in conversation.\r\n\r\n“I rang for an ambulance. Looking back, I’m not sure why. They weren’t really able to do anything for him.”\r\n\r\nA weekend stock-take showed that the general store\'s goods had not been replaced for six years. Newspapers on the shop shelves were datelined 1st November, 2011.\r\n\r\n“I did wonder why all the headlines were about David Cameron,” said Francis, a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman. “And there was a funny smell, but sometimes you get funny smells in little village shops.\r\n\r\n"I thought maybe some of the food was stale - instead it was poor Mr Todd who had passed his expiry date."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s death has led to an outpouring of grief from fellow villagers, despite the fact that none of them crossed his shop’s threshold for the better part of a decade.\r\n\r\n“Our village needs its local shop,” said Martha Langham, 42. “It’s the centre of the community, a vital institution.” \r\n\r\nWhen asked when she had last visited the shop, Langham said she couldn’t remember, “Although I recall we had a conversation about John Major.”\r\n\r\n“I once bought some vegetarian sausages from the shop in 1998,” said fellow resident Leanne Cresswell, 42. “They were quite good. A little overpriced, perhaps. Oh, it’s so sad that he’s gone.”\r\n\r\nMr Todd’s funeral will take place next week, and Sean Francis, from Newmarket, has promised to attend. “I may as well,” he sighed. “After all, it would be terrible if nobody turned up.”\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Village shop owner dead at till for six years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1995-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-22 12:40:52', '2017-11-22 12:40:52', '', 1995, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7856, 1, '2017-11-22 14:23:08', '2017-11-22 14:23:08', '<strong>Britain\'s leading newspaper, the Suffolk Gazette has officially completed its £4 million headquarters move to The Greyhound pub in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nMedia mogul and Gazette founder Simon Young confirmed board meetings will take place on a "very regular" basis at the swanky corporate HQ in Henley Road.\r\n\r\nKey facilities at <a href="http://thegreyhoundipswich.co.uk" target="_blank">The Greyhound Ipswich</a> include a regular supply of well-kept Adnams beer, chef Brian\'s tasty steak pies and friendly staff.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpg" alt="image" width="448" height="261" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1412" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Young said: "The Gazette corporate team needed an HQ with important facilities like beer. This helps the creative process and the production of world-beating news investigations like the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">police Apache helicopter blowing up a vicarag</a>e."\r\n\r\nBoard meetings will be held at The Greyhound at weekends, plus some extraordinary meetings will be called on some midweek evenings, most probably when Ipswich are playing at home.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe new line-up of the Suffolk Gazette board was also revealed today by the company\'s corporate communications director, Simon Young.\r\n\r\nHe said finance director Mr S Young had started this week, joining marketing director S Young, HR director S J Young and  Editorial director, er, Simon Young.\r\n\r\nThe Greyhound landlord Dan Lightfoot today welcomed the news.\r\n\r\n"What landlord wouldn\'t want Simon Young as a customer?" he said.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image1-e1439556212209.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image1-225x300.jpg" alt="image" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1414" /></a><br><br>', 'Suffolk Gazette moves corporate HQ', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1411-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-22 14:23:08', '2017-11-22 14:23:08', '', 1411, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1411-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7857, 1, '2017-11-22 16:54:33', '2017-11-22 16:54:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Custard-e1485847876200.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Custard-e1485847876200.jpg" alt="Custard shortage" width="800" height="732" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5877" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain is facing a custard shortage after crops in Southern Europe were devastated by unusual freezing weather, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nCustard prices in supermarkets have already more than doubled, and retail experts say shelves could be empty by the end of the week.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHouseholds now face the prospect of enduring family favourites like apple pie or rhubarb crumble without the tasty yellow sauce.\r\n\r\nProblems emerged in Southern Europe, especially Spain and parts of Italy, where weeks of snow and ice caused the custard plant crop to fail in large areas.\r\n\r\nThe recent harvest produced a record low yield, and import prices have increased substantially - and become rare as supplies run out.\r\n\r\nShoppers are only just getting over the devastating courgette crisis, after the long green veg was also hit by inclement weather.\r\n\r\nSuffolk shopper Lorraine Fisher, 33, said: "I was in Aldi yesterday and there was no custard left. Staff said there was a shortage and they did not know when they would get any more in. It\'s disgusting."\r\n\r\nBut retail experts said the shortage will not last long. Ryan Fraser, head of Food Imports and Distribution Inc., said: "The custard crops in the UK have not been affected the by weather, and it looks like the harvest here, expected in March, will be fine."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nChefs say shoppers should try alternative sweet sauces, like chocolate or toffee. "British custard is out of season in winter, so it\'s not something we should simply expect all year round," said Justine Kahn, head chef at the Tower Hotel in Framlingham.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette supermarket survey today found very few custard supplies in the region. There were only a few tubs of Ambrosia custard left at the Tesco store in Martlesham, near Ipswich, while Asda in Bury St Edmunds had run out completely.\r\n\r\nSainsbury said it had been forced to raise prices of 300g Bird\'s Custard from 98p to £3.10 to cover costs, while Asda in Felixstowe said it had run out but hoped to get at least one pallet of custard in later this week.\r\n\r\nCustard is made by extracting oils from the pretty custard flower and mixing with sugar and flour.\r\n\r\nHave you been affected by the Custard Crisis? Follow latest developments on the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a>.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Custard shortage hits British supermarkets', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5876-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-22 16:54:33', '2017-11-22 16:54:33', '', 5876, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5876-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7858, 1, '2017-11-23 10:02:14', '2017-11-23 10:02:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7859" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg" alt="floodgate" width="750" height="563" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</strong>\n\n<strong>Concern is growing that Norfolk\'s flood defences may not be up to the required standard, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nResidents are particularly worried by this floodgate at Horsey, which does not appear to meet the minimum requirement to hold back water.\n\n\n\nThe official Environment Agency floodgate seems to have several holes in it, through which rising flood waters could penetrate easily.\n\nThere is also concern that water could simply go through the fences on either side of the gate - or even underneath it.\n\nNow locals are demanding more investment to prevent the whole of Norfolk from being washed away.\n\nLocal housewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, fumed: "We live in constant peril from the North Sea on one side, and the Norfolk Broads on the other.\n\n"We need millions, if not billions of pounds spent on flood defences, but look at what we have ended up with."\n\nThe floodgate has a warning sign on it that reads: "Warning: Flood defence structure. Please keep clear."\n\nBut Ms Fisher said it could not stop any water whatsoever.\n\n"I think the Environment Agency has confused a floodgate for a gate. Or perhaps this is symptomatic of the budget cuts hitting public services?"\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe Environment Agency insists the gate can hold back millions of gallons of water if needs be, and that there have not been any <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gritting/">budget cuts</a>.\n\nAgency insider Chris Allen said: "The gate works perfectly well - there has certainly not been any flooding in Horsey since we installed it.\n\n"We just hope that nobody accidentally leaves it open, otherwise we\'re in real trouble."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Norfolk floodgate \'not fit for purpose\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'floodgate', '', '', '2019-05-07 10:19:51', '2019-05-07 10:19:51', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7858', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7859, 1, '2017-11-23 09:54:46', '2017-11-23 09:54:46', 'Fears grow that Norfolk\'s floodgate defences may not be up the required standard', 'norfolk flood gate', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-flood-gate', '', '', '2017-11-23 09:56:01', '2017-11-23 09:56:01', '', 7858, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7860, 1, '2017-11-23 10:02:14', '2017-11-23 10:02:14', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg" alt="floodgate" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7859" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nConcern is growing that Norfolk\'s flood defences may not be up to the required standard, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents are particularly worried by this floodgate at Horsey, which does not appear to meet the minimum requirement to hold back water.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe official Environment Agency floodgate appears to have several holes in it, through which rising flood waters could penetrate easily.\r\n\r\nNow locals are demanding more investment to prevent the whole of Norfolk from being washed away.\r\n\r\nLocal housewife Lorraine Fisher, 43, fumed: "We live in constant peril from the North Sea on one side, and the Norfolk Broads on the other.\r\n\r\n"We need millions, if not billions of pounds spent on flood defences, but look at what we have ended up with."\r\n\r\nThe floodgate has a warning sign on it that reads: "Warning: Flood defence structure. Please keep clear."\r\n\r\nBut Mrs Fisher said it could not stop any water whatsoever.\r\n\r\n"I think the Environment Agency has confused a floodgate for a gate. Or perhaps this is symptomatic of the budget cuts hitting public services?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency insists the gate can hold back millions of gallons of water if needs be.\r\n\r\n"The gate works perfectly well - there has certainly not been any flooding in Horsey since we installed it.\r\n\r\n"We just have to hope that nobody accidentally leaves it open, otherwise we\'re in real trouble." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk floodgate \'not fit for purpose\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7858-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-23 10:02:14', '2017-11-23 10:02:14', '', 7858, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7858-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7861, 1, '2017-11-23 10:04:00', '2017-11-23 10:04:00', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg" alt="floodgate" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7859" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nConcern is growing that Norfolk\'s flood defences may not be up to the required standard, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents are particularly worried by this floodgate at Horsey, which does not appear to meet the minimum requirement to hold back water.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe official Environment Agency floodgate appears to have several holes in it, through which rising flood waters could penetrate easily.\r\n\r\nNow locals are demanding more investment to prevent the whole of Norfolk from being washed away.\r\n\r\nLocal housewife Lorraine Fisher, 43, fumed: "We live in constant peril from the North Sea on one side, and the Norfolk Broads on the other.\r\n\r\n"We need millions, if not billions of pounds spent on flood defences, but look at what we have ended up with."\r\n\r\nThe floodgate has a warning sign on it that reads: "Warning: Flood defence structure. Please keep clear."\r\n\r\nBut Mrs Fisher said it could not stop any water whatsoever.\r\n\r\n"I think the Environment Agency has confused a floodgate for a gate. Or perhaps this is symptomatic of the budget cuts hitting public services?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency insists the gate can hold back millions of gallons of water if needs be.\r\n\r\n"The gate works perfectly well - there has certainly not been any flooding in Horsey since we installed it.\r\n\r\n"We just hope that nobody accidentally leaves it open, otherwise we\'re in real trouble." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk floodgate \'not fit for purpose\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7858-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-23 10:04:00', '2017-11-23 10:04:00', '', 7858, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7858-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7863, 1, '2017-11-23 10:19:29', '2017-11-23 10:19:29', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg" alt="floodgate" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7859" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nConcern is growing that Norfolk\'s flood defences may not be up to the required standard, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents are particularly worried by this floodgate at Horsey, which does not appear to meet the minimum requirement to hold back water.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe official Environment Agency floodgate appears to have several holes in it, through which rising flood waters could penetrate easily.\r\n\r\nThere is also concern that water could simply go through the fences on either side of the gate.\r\n\r\nNow locals are demanding more investment to prevent the whole of Norfolk from being washed away.\r\n\r\nLocal housewife Lorraine Fisher, 43, fumed: "We live in constant peril from the North Sea on one side, and the Norfolk Broads on the other.\r\n\r\n"We need millions, if not billions of pounds spent on flood defences, but look at what we have ended up with."\r\n\r\nThe floodgate has a warning sign on it that reads: "Warning: Flood defence structure. Please keep clear."\r\n\r\nBut Mrs Fisher said it could not stop any water whatsoever.\r\n\r\n"I think the Environment Agency has confused a floodgate for a gate. Or perhaps this is symptomatic of the budget cuts hitting public services?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency insists the gate can hold back millions of gallons of water if needs be.\r\n\r\n"The gate works perfectly well - there has certainly not been any flooding in Horsey since we installed it.\r\n\r\n"We just hope that nobody accidentally leaves it open, otherwise we\'re in real trouble." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk floodgate \'not fit for purpose\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7858-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-23 10:19:29', '2017-11-23 10:19:29', '', 7858, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7858-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7864, 1, '2017-11-23 10:47:32', '2017-11-23 10:47:32', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg" alt="floodgate" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7859" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nConcern is growing that Norfolk\'s flood defences may not be up to the required standard, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents are particularly worried by this floodgate at Horsey, which does not appear to meet the minimum requirement to hold back water.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe official Environment Agency floodgate seems to have several holes in it, through which rising flood waters could penetrate easily.\r\n\r\nThere is also concern that water could simply go through the fences on either side of the gate - or even underneath it.\r\n\r\nNow locals are demanding more investment to prevent the whole of Norfolk from being washed away.\r\n\r\nLocal housewife Lorraine Fisher, 43, fumed: "We live in constant peril from the North Sea on one side, and the Norfolk Broads on the other.\r\n\r\n"We need millions, if not billions of pounds spent on flood defences, but look at what we have ended up with."\r\n\r\nThe floodgate has a warning sign on it that reads: "Warning: Flood defence structure. Please keep clear."\r\n\r\nBut Mrs Fisher said it could not stop any water whatsoever.\r\n\r\n"I think the Environment Agency has confused a floodgate for a gate. Or perhaps this is symptomatic of the budget cuts hitting public services?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency insists the gate can hold back millions of gallons of water if needs be.\r\n\r\n"The gate works perfectly well - there has certainly not been any flooding in Horsey since we installed it.\r\n\r\n"We just hope that nobody accidentally leaves it open, otherwise we\'re in real trouble." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk floodgate \'not fit for purpose\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7858-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-23 10:47:32', '2017-11-23 10:47:32', '', 7858, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7858-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7865, 1, '2017-11-23 10:48:55', '2017-11-23 10:48:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/norfolk-flood-gate-e1511430907789.jpg" alt="floodgate" width="750" height="563" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7859" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nConcern is growing that Norfolk\'s flood defences may not be up to the required standard, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents are particularly worried by this floodgate at Horsey, which does not appear to meet the minimum requirement to hold back water.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe official Environment Agency floodgate seems to have several holes in it, through which rising flood waters could penetrate easily.\r\n\r\nThere is also concern that water could simply go through the fences on either side of the gate - or even underneath it.\r\n\r\nNow locals are demanding more investment to prevent the whole of Norfolk from being washed away.\r\n\r\nLocal housewife Lorraine Fisher, 43, fumed: "We live in constant peril from the North Sea on one side, and the Norfolk Broads on the other.\r\n\r\n"We need millions, if not billions of pounds spent on flood defences, but look at what we have ended up with."\r\n\r\nThe floodgate has a warning sign on it that reads: "Warning: Flood defence structure. Please keep clear."\r\n\r\nBut Mrs Fisher said it could not stop any water whatsoever.\r\n\r\n"I think the Environment Agency has confused a floodgate for a gate. Or perhaps this is symptomatic of the budget cuts hitting public services?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Environment Agency insists the gate can hold back millions of gallons of water if needs be.\r\n\r\nAgency insider Chris Allen said: "The gate works perfectly well - there has certainly not been any flooding in Horsey since we installed it.\r\n\r\n"We just hope that nobody accidentally leaves it open, otherwise we\'re in real trouble." \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Norfolk floodgate \'not fit for purpose\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7858-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-23 10:48:55', '2017-11-23 10:48:55', '', 7858, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7858-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7866, 1, '2017-11-24 11:08:57', '2017-11-24 11:08:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7868" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk woman says she has saved herself a fortune on Black Friday - by buying absolutely nothing at all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 33, has completely ignored tempting offers to purchase something she doesn\'t really need.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLorraine, from Ipswich, said: "Some of my friends are currently down the shops involved in a mass brawl to snap up a kettle because it has £2.40 off.\r\n\r\n"Others are spending all day opening the hundreds of emails they have received from just about every online store in Britain, wondering if they really should upgrade their sofa.\r\n\r\n"And the bloke next door has just bought a 72-inch flat-screen television, which won\'t even fit through his front door."\r\n\r\nShe reckons that over the years she has saved herself thousands of pounds by not falling for the annual retail gimmick.\r\n\r\n"I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don\'t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nConsumer experts have also questioned whether some of the "bargains" on offer really are value for money.\r\n\r\nHarry Dodd, from the Consortium of Retail Offers, said: "Shops are trying to clear their shelves of old, unfashionable stock in order to resupply with new stuff that will sell for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"It\'s therefore quite convenient that <a href="http://Black Friday only exists to sell any old crap http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday-sales/">Black Friday comes along to allow them to do this</a>."\r\n\r\nBut shops hit back, insisting they are doing the eager public a great service.\r\n\r\n"Who doesn\'t want a brand new, cool kettle?" said the owner of one Suffolk electrical store.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, speculation was growing today that so-called online <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday/">news sites were publishing any old rubbish about Black Friday</a> to get people clicking on adverts.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Woman saves loads of money on Black Friday', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'black-friday-kettle', '', '', '2018-11-22 14:47:06', '2018-11-22 14:47:06', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7866', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7867, 1, '2017-11-24 11:00:56', '2017-11-24 11:00:56', 'A Suffolk woman says she has saved herself a fortune on Black Friday - by buying absolutely nothing at all.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 33, has completely ignored tempting offers to buy something she doesn\'t really need.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLorraine, from Ipswich, said: "Some of my friends are currently down the shops involved in a mass brawl to snap up a kettle because it has £2.40 off.\r\n\r\n"Others are spending all day opening the hundreds of emails they have received from just about every online store in Britain, wondering if they really should upgrade their sofa.\r\n\r\n"The bloke next door has just bought a 72-inch flat-screen television, which won\'t even fit through his front door."\r\n\r\nShe reckons that over the years she has saved herself thousands of pounds by not falling for the annual retail gimmick.\r\n\r\n"I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don\'t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nConsumer experts have also questioned whether some of the "bargains" on offer really are value for money.\r\n\r\nHarry Dodd, from the Consortium of Retail Offers, said: "Shops are trying to clear their shelves of old, unfashionable stock in order to resupply with new stuff that will sell for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"It\'s therefore quite convenient that Black Friday comes along to allow them to do this."\r\n\r\nBut shops hit back, insisting they are doing the eager public a great service.\r\n\r\n"Who doesn\'t want a brand new, cool kettle?" said the owner of one Suffolk electrical store.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman saves loads of money on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7866-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 11:00:56', '2017-11-24 11:00:56', '', 7866, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7866-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7869, 1, '2017-11-24 11:08:57', '2017-11-24 11:08:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7868" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk woman says she has saved herself a fortune on Black Friday - by buying absolutely nothing at all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 33, has completely ignored tempting offers to buy something she doesn\'t really need.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLorraine, from Ipswich, said: "Some of my friends are currently down the shops involved in a mass brawl to snap up a kettle because it has £2.40 off.\r\n\r\n"Others are spending all day opening the hundreds of emails they have received from just about every online store in Britain, wondering if they really should upgrade their sofa.\r\n\r\n"The bloke next door has just bought a 72-inch flat-screen television, which won\'t even fit through his front door."\r\n\r\nShe reckons that over the years she has saved herself thousands of pounds by not falling for the annual retail gimmick.\r\n\r\n"I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don\'t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nConsumer experts have also questioned whether some of the "bargains" on offer really are value for money.\r\n\r\nHarry Dodd, from the Consortium of Retail Offers, said: "Shops are trying to clear their shelves of old, unfashionable stock in order to resupply with new stuff that will sell for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"It\'s therefore quite convenient that Black Friday comes along to allow them to do this."\r\n\r\nBut shops hit back, insisting they are doing the eager public a great service.\r\n\r\n"Who doesn\'t want a brand new, cool kettle?" said the owner of one Suffolk electrical store.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman saves loads of money on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7866-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 11:08:57', '2017-11-24 11:08:57', '', 7866, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7866-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7870, 1, '2017-11-24 16:46:52', '2017-11-24 16:46:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7868" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>A Suffolk woman says she has saved herself a fortune on Black Friday - by buying absolutely nothing at all.</strong>\n\nLorraine Fisher, 33, has completely ignored tempting offers to purchase something she doesn\'t really need.\n\n\n\nLorraine, from Ipswich, said: "Some of my friends are currently down the shops involved in a mass brawl to snap up a kettle because it has £2.40 off.\n\n"Others are spending all day opening the hundreds of emails they have received from just about every online store in Britain, wondering if they really should upgrade their sofa.\n\n"And the bloke next door has just bought a 72-inch flat-screen television, which won\'t even fit through his front door."\n\nShe reckons that over the years she has saved herself thousands of pounds by not falling for the annual retail gimmick.\n\n"I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\n\n"So I don\'t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nConsumer experts have also questioned whether some of the "bargains" on offer really are value for money.\n\nHarry Dodd, from the Consortium of Retail Offers, said: "Shops are trying to clear their shelves of old, unfashionable stock in order to resupply with new stuff that will sell for Christmas.\n\n"It\'s therefore quite convenient that <a href="http://Black Friday only exists to sell any old crap http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday-sales/">Black Friday comes along to allow them to do this</a>."\n\nBut shops hit back, insisting they are doing the eager public a great service.\n\n"Who doesn\'t want a brand new, cool kettle?" said the owner of one Suffolk electrical store.\n\nMeanwhile, speculation was growing today that so-called online <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday/">news sites were publishing any old rubbish about Black Friday</a> to get people clicking on adverts.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman saves loads of money on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7866-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 16:46:52', '2017-11-24 16:46:52', '', 7866, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7866-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7871, 1, '2017-11-24 11:11:55', '2017-11-24 11:11:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7868" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk woman says she has saved herself a fortune on Black Friday - by buying absolutely nothing at all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 33, has completely ignored tempting offers to purchase something she doesn\'t really need.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLorraine, from Ipswich, said: "Some of my friends are currently down the shops involved in a mass brawl to snap up a kettle because it has £2.40 off.\r\n\r\n"Others are spending all day opening the hundreds of emails they have received from just about every online store in Britain, wondering if they really should upgrade their sofa.\r\n\r\n"And the bloke next door has just bought a 72-inch flat-screen television, which won\'t even fit through his front door."\r\n\r\nShe reckons that over the years she has saved herself thousands of pounds by not falling for the annual retail gimmick.\r\n\r\n"I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don\'t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nConsumer experts have also questioned whether some of the "bargains" on offer really are value for money.\r\n\r\nHarry Dodd, from the Consortium of Retail Offers, said: "Shops are trying to clear their shelves of old, unfashionable stock in order to resupply with new stuff that will sell for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"It\'s therefore quite convenient that Black Friday comes along to allow them to do this."\r\n\r\nBut shops hit back, insisting they are doing the eager public a great service.\r\n\r\n"Who doesn\'t want a brand new, cool kettle?" said the owner of one Suffolk electrical store.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman saves loads of money on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7866-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 11:11:55', '2017-11-24 11:11:55', '', 7866, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7866-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7872, 1, '2017-11-24 11:38:40', '2017-11-24 11:38:40', '<strong>So-called respectable online news organisations were today publishing any old rubbish in the hope of enticing readers to click on profitable Black Friday adverts.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe shameless websites were running stories with apparently no thought at all in an attempt to attract traffic that would be easily influenced to click on a bargain.\r\n\r\nOne news website even wrote a story about other news websites publishing any old rubbish.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA media source said: "With competition for eyeballs so high, and with readers\' attention diverted to picking up Black Friday bargains, publishers are resorting to publishing the first thing that comes into their heads.\r\n\r\n"Readers open up the story and realise they have been duped - but before they close their browser, they see a Black Friday advert and they just can\'t help themselves. They click it and the publisher gets paid a princely sum."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British News Website Standards Authority, of which the Suffolk Gazette is a founding (and only) member, said: "The notion that sites are running any old rubbish today in order to attract lucrative eyeballs on Black Friday is nonsense.\r\n\r\n"The Suffolk Gazette does this every day."', 'Sites publish any old rubbish on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2160-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 11:38:40', '2017-11-24 11:38:40', '', 2160, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7873, 1, '2017-11-24 11:40:15', '2017-11-24 11:40:15', '<strong>Black Friday is a brilliant way to get rid of all the crap nobody wanted to buy during the rest of the year, retailers have agreed.</strong>\r\n\r\nShops say they can sell any old rubbish just by putting a Black Friday 20% off sale sticker on it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRamsey Streeter, of the Institute of Retail Stores Studies, said: "The public is generally quite stupid and can be relied upon to fall for every snake-oil scam in the book.\r\n\r\n"Black Friday is perfect for fishing out all the stock gathering dust at the back of the warehouse and putting it on the shelves as a must-have bargain."\r\n\r\nBut shoppers in Suffolk were today totally engrossed in the Black Friday experience. Rav Singh, 27, from Ipswich, said: "I picked up this brilliant electric egg whisk in town this morning because it had £2 off.\r\n\r\n"And when I get home I\'m going online to find some more bargain goods that I did not know I wanted."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Retailers celebrate Black Friday sales scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5365-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 11:40:15', '2017-11-24 11:40:15', '', 5365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5365-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7874, 1, '2017-11-24 13:40:02', '2017-11-24 13:40:02', '<strong>Black Friday is a brilliant way to get rid of all the crap nobody wanted to buy during the rest of the year, retailers have agreed.</strong>\n\nShops say they can sell any old rubbish just by putting a Black Friday 20% off sale sticker on it.\n\n\n\nRamsey Streeter, of the Institute of Retail Stores Studies, said: "The public is generally quite stupid and can be relied upon to fall for every snake-oil scam in the book.\n\n"Black Friday is perfect for fishing out all the stock gathering dust at the back of the warehouse and putting it on the shelves as a must-have bargain."\n\nBut shoppers in Suffolk were today totally engrossed in the Black Friday experience. \n\nRav Singh, 27, from Ipswich, said: "I picked up this brilliant electric egg whisk in town this morning because it had £2 off.\n\n"And when I get home I\'m going online to find some more bargain goods that I did not know I wanted."\n\nNorma Snockers, f\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHowever, the news comes as Ipswich woman Lorraine Fisher has revealed she has saved an absolute fortune on Black Friday by buying absolutely nothing at all.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday-kettle/">She told the Suffolk Gazette</a>: "I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\n\n"So I don’t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Retailers celebrate Black Friday sales scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5365-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 13:40:02', '2017-11-24 13:40:02', '', 5365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5365-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7875, 1, '2017-11-24 13:17:58', '2017-11-24 13:17:58', '<strong>Black Friday is a brilliant way to get rid of all the crap nobody wanted to buy during the rest of the year, retailers have agreed.</strong>\r\n\r\nShops say they can sell any old rubbish just by putting a Black Friday 20% off sale sticker on it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRamsey Streeter, of the Institute of Retail Stores Studies, said: "The public is generally quite stupid and can be relied upon to fall for every snake-oil scam in the book.\r\n\r\n"Black Friday is perfect for fishing out all the stock gathering dust at the back of the warehouse and putting it on the shelves as a must-have bargain."\r\n\r\nBut shoppers in Suffolk were today totally engrossed in the Black Friday experience. Rav Singh, 27, from Ipswich, said: "I picked up this brilliant electric egg whisk in town this morning because it had £2 off.\r\n\r\n"And when I get home I\'m going online to find some more bargain goods that I did not know I wanted."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the news comes as Ipswich woman Lorraine Fisher has revealed she has saved an absolute fortune on Black Friday by buying absolutely nothing at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday-kettle/">She told the Suffolk Gazette</a>: "I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don’t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Retailers celebrate Black Friday sales scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5365-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 13:17:58', '2017-11-24 13:17:58', '', 5365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5365-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7876, 1, '2017-11-24 13:19:39', '2017-11-24 13:19:39', '<strong>Black Friday is a brilliant way to get rid of all the crap nobody wanted to buy during the rest of the year, retailers have agreed.</strong>\r\n\r\nShops say they can sell any old rubbish just by putting a Black Friday 20% off sale sticker on it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRamsey Streeter, of the Institute of Retail Stores Studies, said: "The public is generally quite stupid and can be relied upon to fall for every snake-oil scam in the book.\r\n\r\n"Black Friday is perfect for fishing out all the stock gathering dust at the back of the warehouse and putting it on the shelves as a must-have bargain."\r\n\r\nBut shoppers in Suffolk were today totally engrossed in the Black Friday experience. Rav Singh, 27, from Ipswich, said: "I picked up this brilliant electric egg whisk in town this morning because it had £2 off.\r\n\r\n"And when I get home I\'m going online to find some more bargain goods that I did not know I wanted."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the news comes as Ipswich woman Lorraine Fisher has revealed she has saved an absolute fortune on Black Friday by buying absolutely nothing at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday-kettle/">She told the Suffolk Gazette</a>: "I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don’t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Retailers celebrate Black Friday sales scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5365-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 13:19:39', '2017-11-24 13:19:39', '', 5365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5365-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7877, 1, '2017-11-24 13:26:35', '2017-11-24 13:26:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7868" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk woman says she has saved herself a fortune on Black Friday - by buying absolutely nothing at all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 33, has completely ignored tempting offers to purchase something she doesn\'t really need.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLorraine, from Ipswich, said: "Some of my friends are currently down the shops involved in a mass brawl to snap up a kettle because it has £2.40 off.\r\n\r\n"Others are spending all day opening the hundreds of emails they have received from just about every online store in Britain, wondering if they really should upgrade their sofa.\r\n\r\n"And the bloke next door has just bought a 72-inch flat-screen television, which won\'t even fit through his front door."\r\n\r\nShe reckons that over the years she has saved herself thousands of pounds by not falling for the annual retail gimmick.\r\n\r\n"I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don\'t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nConsumer experts have also questioned whether some of the "bargains" on offer really are value for money.\r\n\r\nHarry Dodd, from the Consortium of Retail Offers, said: "Shops are trying to clear their shelves of old, unfashionable stock in order to resupply with new stuff that will sell for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"It\'s therefore quite convenient that <a href="http://Black Friday only exists to sell any old crap http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday-sales/">Black Friday comes along to allow them to do this</a>."\r\n\r\nBut shops hit back, insisting they are doing the eager public a great service.\r\n\r\n"Who doesn\'t want a brand new, cool kettle?" said the owner of one Suffolk electrical store.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman saves loads of money on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7866-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 13:26:35', '2017-11-24 13:26:35', '', 7866, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7866-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7878, 1, '2017-11-24 13:38:26', '2017-11-24 13:38:26', '<strong>Black Friday is a brilliant way to get rid of all the crap nobody wanted to buy during the rest of the year, retailers have agreed.</strong>\r\n\r\nShops say they can sell any old rubbish just by putting a Black Friday 20% off sale sticker on it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRamsey Streeter, of the Institute of Retail Stores Studies, said: "The public is generally quite stupid and can be relied upon to fall for every snake-oil scam in the book.\r\n\r\n"Black Friday is perfect for fishing out all the stock gathering dust at the back of the warehouse and putting it on the shelves as a must-have bargain."\r\n\r\nBut shoppers in Suffolk were today totally engrossed in the Black Friday experience. \r\n\r\nRav Singh, 27, from Ipswich, said: "I picked up this brilliant electric egg whisk in town this morning because it had £2 off.\r\n\r\n"And when I get home I\'m going online to find some more bargain goods that I did not know I wanted."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the news comes as Ipswich woman Lorraine Fisher has revealed she has saved an absolute fortune on Black Friday by buying absolutely nothing at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday-kettle/">She told the Suffolk Gazette</a>: "I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don’t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Retailers celebrate Black Friday sales scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5365-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 13:38:26', '2017-11-24 13:38:26', '', 5365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5365-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7879, 1, '2017-11-24 13:41:17', '2017-11-24 13:41:17', '<strong>Black Friday is a brilliant way to get rid of all the crap nobody wanted to buy during the rest of the year, retailers have agreed.</strong>\r\n\r\nShops say they can sell any old rubbish just by putting a Black Friday 20% off sale sticker on it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRamsey Streeter, of the Institute of Retail Stores Studies, said: "The public is generally quite stupid and can be relied upon to fall for every snake-oil scam in the book.\r\n\r\n"Black Friday is perfect for fishing out all the stock gathering dust at the back of the warehouse and putting it on the shelves as a must-have bargain."\r\n\r\nBut shoppers in Suffolk were today totally engrossed in the Black Friday experience. \r\n\r\nRav Singh, 27, from Ipswich, said: "I picked up this brilliant electric egg whisk in town this morning because it had £2 off.\r\n\r\n"And when I get home I\'m going online to find some more bargain goods that I did not know I wanted."\r\n\r\nNorma Snockers, from Bury St Edmunds, said she had purchased a new three-piece suite only nine months ago.\r\n\r\n"But today I got an email from an online retailer with some incredible Black Friday bargains on furniture. I\'m now thinking my three-piece suite could do with updating." \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the news comes as Ipswich woman Lorraine Fisher has revealed she has saved an absolute fortune on Black Friday by buying absolutely nothing at all.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday-kettle/">She told the Suffolk Gazette</a>: "I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don’t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Retailers celebrate Black Friday sales scam', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5365-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 13:41:17', '2017-11-24 13:41:17', '', 5365, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5365-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7880, 1, '2017-11-24 16:27:48', '2017-11-24 16:27:48', 'Online news sites publishing any old rubbish to get people clicking Black Friday ads', 'black friday rubbish', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'black-friday-rubbish', '', '', '2017-11-24 16:28:48', '2017-11-24 16:28:48', '', 2160, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/black-friday-rubbish.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7881, 1, '2017-11-24 16:30:42', '2017-11-24 16:30:42', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/black-friday-rubbish-e1511540890989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/black-friday-rubbish-e1511540890989.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="531" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7880" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>So-called respectable online news organisations were today publishing any old rubbish in the hope of enticing readers to click on profitable Black Friday adverts.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe shameless websites were running stories with apparently no thought at all in an attempt to attract traffic that would be easily influenced to click on a bargain.\r\n\r\nOne news website even wrote a story about other news websites publishing any old rubbish.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA media source said: "With competition for eyeballs so high, and with readers\' attention diverted to picking up Black Friday bargains, publishers are resorting to publishing the first thing that comes into their heads.\r\n\r\n"Readers open up the story and realise they have been duped - but before they close their browser, they see a Black Friday advert and they just can\'t help themselves. They click it and the publisher gets paid a princely sum."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British News Website Standards Authority, of which the Suffolk Gazette is a founding (and only) member, said: "The notion that sites are running any old rubbish today in order to attract lucrative eyeballs on Black Friday is nonsense.\r\n\r\n"The Suffolk Gazette does this every day."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette editor was unavailable for comment, because he was "at a meeting" in the pub.\r\n\r\nCynics suspect he is only down the pub because readers have unwittingly been clicking on ads.', 'Sites publish any old rubbish on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2160-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 16:30:42', '2017-11-24 16:30:42', '', 2160, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7882, 1, '2017-11-24 16:32:24', '2017-11-24 16:32:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/black-friday-rubbish-e1511540890989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/black-friday-rubbish-e1511540890989.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="531" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7880" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>So-called respectable online news organisations were today publishing any old rubbish in the hope of enticing readers to click on profitable Black Friday adverts.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe shameless websites were running stories with apparently no thought at all in an attempt to attract traffic that would be easily influenced to click on a bargain.\r\n\r\nOne news website even wrote a story about other news websites publishing any old rubbish.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA media source said: "With competition for eyeballs so high, and with readers\' attention diverted to picking up Black Friday bargains, publishers are resorting to publishing the first thing that comes into their heads.\r\n\r\n"Readers open up the story and realise they have been duped - but before they close their browser, they see a Black Friday advert and they just can\'t help themselves.\r\n\r\n"They click it and the publisher gets paid a princely sum."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British News Website Standards Authority, of which the Suffolk Gazette is a founding (and only) member, said: "The notion that sites are running any old rubbish today in order to attract lucrative eyeballs on Black Friday is nonsense.\r\n\r\n"The Suffolk Gazette does this every day."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette editor was unavailable for comment, because he was "at a meeting" in the pub.\r\n\r\nCynics suspect he is only down the pub because readers have unwittingly been clicking on ads.', 'Sites publish any old rubbish on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2160-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 16:32:24', '2017-11-24 16:32:24', '', 2160, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7883, 1, '2017-11-24 16:40:07', '2017-11-24 16:40:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/black-friday-rubbish-e1511540890989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/black-friday-rubbish-e1511540890989.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="531" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7880" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>So-called respectable online news organisations were today publishing any old rubbish in the hope of enticing readers to click on profitable Black Friday adverts.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe shameless websites were running stories with apparently no thought at all in an attempt to attract traffic that would be easily influenced to click on a bargain.\r\n\r\nOne news website even wrote a story about other news websites publishing any old rubbish.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA media source said: "With competition for eyeballs so high, and with readers\' attention diverted to picking up Black Friday bargains, publishers are resorting to publishing the first thing that comes into their heads.\r\n\r\n"Readers open up the story and realise they have been duped - but before they close their browser, they see a Black Friday advert and they just can\'t help themselves.\r\n\r\n"They click it and the publisher gets paid a princely sum."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the British News Website Standards Authority, of which the Suffolk Gazette is a founding (and only) member, said: "The notion that sites are running any old rubbish today in order to attract lucrative eyeballs on Black Friday is nonsense.\r\n\r\n"The Suffolk Gazette does this every day."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette editor was unavailable for comment, because he was "at a meeting" in the pub.\r\n\r\nCynics suspect he is only down the pub because readers have unwittingly been clicking on ads, or have <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">finally been finally bamBOOZEled into buying him a pint</a>.\r\n\r\nA source at the paper did, however, concede that this very story was the third Black Friday story that the Suffolk Gazette had been peddling on social media today.\r\n\r\n"We like to keep readers up to speed with important issues such as this," the source added.', 'Sites publish any old rubbish on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2160-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 16:40:07', '2017-11-24 16:40:07', '', 2160, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2160-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7884, 1, '2017-11-24 16:46:56', '2017-11-24 16:46:56', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7868" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk woman says she has saved herself a fortune on Black Friday - by buying absolutely nothing at all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 33, has completely ignored tempting offers to purchase something she doesn\'t really need.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLorraine, from Ipswich, said: "Some of my friends are currently down the shops involved in a mass brawl to snap up a kettle because it has £2.40 off.\r\n\r\n"Others are spending all day opening the hundreds of emails they have received from just about every online store in Britain, wondering if they really should upgrade their sofa.\r\n\r\n"And the bloke next door has just bought a 72-inch flat-screen television, which won\'t even fit through his front door."\r\n\r\nShe reckons that over the years she has saved herself thousands of pounds by not falling for the annual retail gimmick.\r\n\r\n"I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks, or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don\'t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nConsumer experts have also questioned whether some of the "bargains" on offer really are value for money.\r\n\r\nHarry Dodd, from the Consortium of Retail Offers, said: "Shops are trying to clear their shelves of old, unfashionable stock in order to resupply with new stuff that will sell for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"It\'s therefore quite convenient that <a href="http://Black Friday only exists to sell any old crap http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday-sales/">Black Friday comes along to allow them to do this</a>."\r\n\r\nBut shops hit back, insisting they are doing the eager public a great service.\r\n\r\n"Who doesn\'t want a brand new, cool kettle?" said the owner of one Suffolk electrical store.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, speculation was growing today that so-called online <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday/">news sites were publishing any old rubbish about Black Friday</a> to get people clicking on adverts.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman saves loads of money on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7866-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-24 16:46:56', '2017-11-24 16:46:56', '', 7866, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7866-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7885, 1, '2017-11-27 08:31:55', '2017-11-27 08:31:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg" alt="Six fingers" width="634" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7886" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo Norwich City players have been banned by the FA following a controversial high-six goal celebration.</strong>\r\n\r\nJames Maddison and Wes Hoolahan will both now be forced to sit out for three games.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey made the high-six - patting their six-fingered hands together - after Maddison scored in Saturday’s disappointing home draw with Preston.\r\n\r\nThe high six, banned by the FA six years ago for being utterly offensive, was caught on camera and caused a storm of outrage on Twitter.\r\n\r\nFA spokesman Jim Milroy said: “We have reviewed the available video evidence.\r\n\r\n“It is quite clear that the two Norwich player did a high-six, a clear contravention of the rules.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnly the Norfolk club is even capable of a high-six, although rumours are emerging of attempts to do so at Peterborough United, Exeter City and Lincoln.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Carrow Road said: “We have spoken to the whole squad and warned them about offensive behaviour.\r\n\r\n“They are highly paid individuals even if they do have six fingers on each hand.\r\n\r\n“They are supposed to set an example because do not want everyone in Norfolk going around high-sixing.”\r\n\r\nBut Norwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, was not impressed.\r\n\r\n“It’s normal for Norfolk,” he said.\r\n\r\n“Next they’ll be telling us not to have such close family relationships.”\r\n\r\nSaturday\'s game was also newsworthy after <a href="http://norfolkgazette.com/sport/david-spud-thornhill/">Norwich super fan David \'Spud\' Thornhill was asked to become the fourth official</a> for the final ten minutes after the linesman got injured.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich players banned for high-six celebration', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'high-six', '', '', '2017-11-27 11:24:05', '2017-11-27 11:24:05', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7885', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7886, 1, '2017-11-27 08:26:59', '2017-11-27 08:26:59', 'Norwich players banned for high-six goal celebration ', 'High-six', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '29d97072-e75e-4b01-9ce6-86a84a17e131', '', '', '2017-11-27 08:28:02', '2017-11-27 08:28:02', '', 7885, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7887, 1, '2017-11-27 08:31:55', '2017-11-27 08:31:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg" alt="Six fingers" width="634" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7886" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo Norwich City players have been banned by the FA following a controversial high-six goal celebration.\r\n\r\nJames Maddison and Wes Hoolahan will both now be forced to sit out for three games.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey made the high-six - patting their six-fingered hands together - after Maddison  scored in Saturday’s disappointing home draw with Preston.\r\n\r\nThe high six, banned by the FA six years ago for being utterly offensive, was caught on camera and caused a storm of outrage on Twitter.\r\n\r\nFA spokesman Jim Milroy said: “We have reviewed the available video evidence.\r\n\r\n“It is quite clear that the two Norwich player did a high-six, a clear contravention of the rules.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnly the Norfolk club is even capable of a high-six, although rumours are emerging of attempts to do so at Peterborough United, Exeter City and Lincoln.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Carrow Road said: “We have spoken to the whole squad and warned them about offensive behaviour.\r\n\r\n“They are highly paid individuals even if they do have six fingers on each hand.\r\n\r\n“They are supposed to set an example because do not want everyone in Norfolk going around high-sixing.”\r\n\r\nBut Norwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, was not impressed.\r\n\r\n“It’s normal for Norfolk,” he said.\r\n', 'Norwich players banned for high-six celebration', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7885-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-27 08:31:55', '2017-11-27 08:31:55', '', 7885, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7888, 1, '2017-11-27 08:37:52', '2017-11-27 08:37:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg" alt="Six fingers" width="634" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7886" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo Norwich City players have been banned by the FA following a controversial high-six goal celebration.\r\n\r\nJames Maddison and Wes Hoolahan will both now be forced to sit out for three games.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey made the high-six - patting their six-fingered hands together - after Maddison  scored in Saturday’s disappointing home draw with Preston.\r\n\r\nThe high six, banned by the FA six years ago for being utterly offensive, was caught on camera and caused a storm of outrage on Twitter.\r\n\r\nFA spokesman Jim Milroy said: “We have reviewed the available video evidence.\r\n\r\n“It is quite clear that the two Norwich player did a high-six, a clear contravention of the rules.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnly the Norfolk club is even capable of a high-six, although rumours are emerging of attempts to do so at Peterborough United, Exeter City and Lincoln.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Carrow Road said: “We have spoken to the whole squad and warned them about offensive behaviour.\r\n\r\n“They are highly paid individuals even if they do have six fingers on each hand.\r\n\r\n“They are supposed to set an example because do not want everyone in Norfolk going around high-sixing.”\r\n\r\nBut Norwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, was not impressed.\r\n\r\n“It’s normal for Norfolk,” he said.\r\n\r\n“Next they’ll be telling us not to have such close family relationships.”\r\n', 'Norwich players banned for high-six celebration', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7885-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-27 08:37:52', '2017-11-27 08:37:52', '', 7885, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7889, 1, '2017-11-27 09:26:24', '2017-11-27 09:26:24', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg" alt="Six fingers" width="634" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7886" /></a><br><br>\n\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nTwo Norwich City players have been banned by the FA following a controversial high-six goal celebration.\n\nJames Maddison and Wes Hoolahan will both now be forced to sit out for three games.\n\n\n\nThey made the high-six - patting their six-fingered hands together - after Maddison scored in Saturday’s disappointing home draw with Preston.\n\nThe high six, banned by the FA six years ago for being utterly offensive, was caught on camera and caused a storm of outrage on Twitter.\n\nFA spokesman Jim Milroy said: “We have reviewed the available video evidence.\n\n“It is quite clear that the two Norwich player did a high-six, a clear contravention of the rules.”\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nOnly the Norfolk club is even capable of a high-six, although rumours are emerging of attempts to do so at Peterborough United, Exeter City and Lincoln.\n\nAn insider at Carrow Road said: “We have spoken to the whole squad and warned them about offensive behaviour.\n\n“They are highly paid individuals even if they do have six fingers on each hand.\n\n“They are supposed to set an example because do not want everyone in Norfolk going around high-sixing.”\n\nBut Norwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, was not impressed.\n\n“It’s normal for Norfolk,” he said.\n\n“Next they’ll be telling us not to have such close family relationships.”\n\nSaturday\'s game was also newsworthy after  Norwich super fan David \'Spud\' Thornhill was asked to become the fourth officialfor the final ten minutes after the linesman got injured.', 'Norwich players banned for high-six celebration', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7885-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-27 09:26:24', '2017-11-27 09:26:24', '', 7885, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7885-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7890, 1, '2017-11-27 09:22:49', '2017-11-27 09:22:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg" alt="Six fingers" width="634" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7886" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo Norwich City players have been banned by the FA following a controversial high-six goal celebration.\r\n\r\nJames Maddison and Wes Hoolahan will both now be forced to sit out for three games.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey made the high-six - patting their six-fingered hands together - after Maddison scored in Saturday’s disappointing home draw with Preston.\r\n\r\nThe high six, banned by the FA six years ago for being utterly offensive, was caught on camera and caused a storm of outrage on Twitter.\r\n\r\nFA spokesman Jim Milroy said: “We have reviewed the available video evidence.\r\n\r\n“It is quite clear that the two Norwich player did a high-six, a clear contravention of the rules.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnly the Norfolk club is even capable of a high-six, although rumours are emerging of attempts to do so at Peterborough United, Exeter City and Lincoln.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Carrow Road said: “We have spoken to the whole squad and warned them about offensive behaviour.\r\n\r\n“They are highly paid individuals even if they do have six fingers on each hand.\r\n\r\n“They are supposed to set an example because do not want everyone in Norfolk going around high-sixing.”\r\n\r\nBut Norwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, was not impressed.\r\n\r\n“It’s normal for Norfolk,” he said.\r\n\r\n“Next they’ll be telling us not to have such close family relationships.”\r\n\r\nSaturday\'s game was also newsworthy after Norwich super fan David \'Spud\' Thornhill was asked to become the fourth official for the final ten minutes after the linesman got injured.\r\n', 'Norwich players banned for high-six celebration', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7885-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-27 09:22:49', '2017-11-27 09:22:49', '', 7885, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7891, 1, '2017-11-27 09:28:30', '2017-11-27 09:28:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg" alt="Six fingers" width="634" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7886" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo Norwich City players have been banned by the FA following a controversial high-six goal celebration.\r\n\r\nJames Maddison and Wes Hoolahan will both now be forced to sit out for three games.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey made the high-six - patting their six-fingered hands together - after Maddison scored in Saturday’s disappointing home draw with Preston.\r\n\r\nThe high six, banned by the FA six years ago for being utterly offensive, was caught on camera and caused a storm of outrage on Twitter.\r\n\r\nFA spokesman Jim Milroy said: “We have reviewed the available video evidence.\r\n\r\n“It is quite clear that the two Norwich player did a high-six, a clear contravention of the rules.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnly the Norfolk club is even capable of a high-six, although rumours are emerging of attempts to do so at Peterborough United, Exeter City and Lincoln.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Carrow Road said: “We have spoken to the whole squad and warned them about offensive behaviour.\r\n\r\n“They are highly paid individuals even if they do have six fingers on each hand.\r\n\r\n“They are supposed to set an example because do not want everyone in Norfolk going around high-sixing.”\r\n\r\nBut Norwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, was not impressed.\r\n\r\n“It’s normal for Norfolk,” he said.\r\n\r\n“Next they’ll be telling us not to have such close family relationships.”\r\n\r\nSaturday\'s game was also newsworthy after <a href="http://norfolkgazette.com/sport/david-spud-thornhill/">Norwich super fan David \'Spud\' Thornhill was asked to become the fourth official</a> for the final ten minutes after the linesman got injured.\r\n', 'Norwich players banned for high-six celebration', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7885-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-27 09:28:30', '2017-11-27 09:28:30', '', 7885, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7892, 1, '2017-11-27 09:29:30', '2017-11-27 09:29:30', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg" alt="Six fingers" width="634" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7886" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo Norwich City players have been banned by the FA following a controversial high-six goal celebration.\r\n\r\nJames Maddison and Wes Hoolahan will both now be forced to sit out for three games.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey made the high-six - patting their six-fingered hands together - after Maddison scored in Saturday’s disappointing home draw with Preston.\r\n\r\nThe high six, banned by the FA six years ago for being utterly offensive, was caught on camera and caused a storm of outrage on Twitter.\r\n\r\nFA spokesman Jim Milroy said: “We have reviewed the available video evidence.\r\n\r\n“It is quite clear that the two Norwich player did a high-six, a clear contravention of the rules.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnly the Norfolk club is even capable of a high-six, although rumours are emerging of attempts to do so at Peterborough United, Exeter City and Lincoln.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Carrow Road said: “We have spoken to the whole squad and warned them about offensive behaviour.\r\n\r\n“They are highly paid individuals even if they do have six fingers on each hand.\r\n\r\n“They are supposed to set an example because do not want everyone in Norfolk going around high-sixing.”\r\n\r\nBut Norwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, was not impressed.\r\n\r\n“It’s normal for Norfolk,” he said.\r\n\r\n“Next they’ll be telling us not to have such close family relationships.”\r\n\r\nSaturday\'s game was also newsworthy after <a href="http://norfolkgazette.com/sport/david-spud-thornhill/">Norwich super fan David \'Spud\' Thornhill was asked to become the fourth official</a> for the final ten minutes after the linesman got injured.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich players banned for high-six celebration', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7885-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-27 09:29:30', '2017-11-27 09:29:30', '', 7885, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7893, 1, '2017-11-27 11:24:05', '2017-11-27 11:24:05', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/29D97072-E75E-4B01-9CE6-86A84A17E131.jpeg" alt="Six fingers" width="634" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7886" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nTwo Norwich City players have been banned by the FA following a controversial high-six goal celebration.</strong>\r\n\r\nJames Maddison and Wes Hoolahan will both now be forced to sit out for three games.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey made the high-six - patting their six-fingered hands together - after Maddison scored in Saturday’s disappointing home draw with Preston.\r\n\r\nThe high six, banned by the FA six years ago for being utterly offensive, was caught on camera and caused a storm of outrage on Twitter.\r\n\r\nFA spokesman Jim Milroy said: “We have reviewed the available video evidence.\r\n\r\n“It is quite clear that the two Norwich player did a high-six, a clear contravention of the rules.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOnly the Norfolk club is even capable of a high-six, although rumours are emerging of attempts to do so at Peterborough United, Exeter City and Lincoln.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Carrow Road said: “We have spoken to the whole squad and warned them about offensive behaviour.\r\n\r\n“They are highly paid individuals even if they do have six fingers on each hand.\r\n\r\n“They are supposed to set an example because do not want everyone in Norfolk going around high-sixing.”\r\n\r\nBut Norwich City fan Bubba Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, was not impressed.\r\n\r\n“It’s normal for Norfolk,” he said.\r\n\r\n“Next they’ll be telling us not to have such close family relationships.”\r\n\r\nSaturday\'s game was also newsworthy after <a href="http://norfolkgazette.com/sport/david-spud-thornhill/">Norwich super fan David \'Spud\' Thornhill was asked to become the fourth official</a> for the final ten minutes after the linesman got injured.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Norwich players banned for high-six celebration', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7885-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-27 11:24:05', '2017-11-27 11:24:05', '', 7885, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7894, 1, '2018-05-23 05:46:22', '2018-05-23 05:46:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7895" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" width="758" height="505" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor</strong>\n\n<strong>Prince Harry and his new bride Meghan Markle have been given Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for their family home, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe Queen is handing the happy couple the popular castle as a special wedding present.\n\n\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">Her Majesty was herself given Framlingham Castle by a grateful nation</a> on the occasion of her 90th birthday in 2016.\n\nBut she has been unable to use the country retreat as much as she would have liked, seeing as she spends a lot of time at her other homes in London, Norfolk, Windsor and Scotland.\n\nSo she has taken the opportunity to set up the newlyweds, who married in Windsor on Saturday, with a lovely new home in the heart of the Suffolk countryside.\n\nHer Majesty had ordered that the happy couple be called the Duke and Duchess of SUFFOLK, but a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/duke-and-duchess-of-suffolk/">Royal flunky misheard and announced them to the world as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex</a>.\n\nFramlingham Castle was made famous by fellow well-known ginger, Ed Sheeran.\n\nHis song, Castle on the Hill, was based on the building in his home town of Framlingham, which is about 12 miles from Ipswich.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-royal-wedding/">Locals are super excited</a> that Harry and former television actress Meghan will be coming to live in Suffolk.\n\nThe prince is known as something of a party lover, and it is expected he will make use of some of Framlingham\'s pubs, such as the Station, where Ed Sheeran was pictured taking Taylor Swift for a drink.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nFramlingham Castle will be ideal for Duke and Duchess of Sussex because it has highly-fortified walls and, as Ed Sheeran noted, it is on a hill.\n\nOriginally a Norman castle, it was built in 1148 but destroyed by Henry II 30 years later. It was rebuilt by Roger Bigod, the Earl of Norfolk, but locals do not hold his title against him.\n\nAfter being given the castle for her 90th, The Queen went on a £17 million renovation programme at the public\'s expense to bring it up to royal standards.\n\nHowever, Government officials insisted the money was raised by imposing a special tax on wealthy Londoners buying second homes on the nearby Suffolk coast.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Queen gives Framlingham Castle to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'prince-harry-framlingham-castle', '', '', '2019-05-07 11:06:25', '2019-05-07 11:06:25', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7894', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7895, 1, '2017-11-27 11:42:19', '2017-11-27 11:42:19', 'The Queen gives Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Framlingham Castle as a wedding present', 'prince harry framlingham castle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'prince-harry-framlingham-castle', '', '', '2017-11-27 11:43:04', '2017-11-27 11:43:04', '', 7894, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7896, 1, '2017-11-27 11:46:22', '2017-11-27 11:46:22', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" width="758" height="505" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7895" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry and his new bride Meghan Markle have been given Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for their family home, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Queen is handing the happy couple the popular castle as a special wedding present.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer Majesty was herself given Framlingham Castle by a grateful nation on the occasion of her 90th birthday in 2016.\r\n\r\nBut she has been unable to use the country retreat as much as she would have liked, seeing as she spends a lot of time at her other homes in London, Norfolk, Windsor and Scotland.\r\n\r\nSo she has taken the opportunity to set up the newlyweds, who announced their engagement earlier today, with a lovely new home in the heart of the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle was made famous by fellow well-known ginger, Ed Sheeran.\r\n\r\nHis song, Castle on the Hill, was based on the building in his home town of Framlingham, which is about 12 miles from Ipswich.\r\n\r\nLocals are super excited that Harry and former television actress Meghan will be coming to live in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe prince is known as something of a party lover, and it is expected he will make use of some of Framlingham\'s pubs, such as the Station, where Ed Sheeran was pictured taking Taylor Swift for a drink.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle will be ideal for Harry and Meghan because it has highly-fortified walls and, as Ed Sheeran noted, it is on a hill.\r\n\r\nOriginally a Norman castle, it was built in 1148 but destroyed by Henry II 30 years later. It was rebuilt by Roger Bigod, the Earl of Norfolk, but locals do not hold his title against him.\r\n\r\nAfter being given the castle for her 90th, The Queen went on a £17 million renovation programme at the public\'s expense to bring it up to royal standards.\r\n\r\nHowever, Government officials insisted the money was raised by imposing a special tax on wealthy Londoners buying second homes on the nearby Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Queen gives Framlingham Castle to Prince Harry and Megan Markle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7894-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-27 11:46:22', '2017-11-27 11:46:22', '', 7894, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7894-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7898, 1, '2017-11-27 11:57:02', '2017-11-27 11:57:02', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" width="758" height="505" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7895" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry and his new bride Meghan Markle have been given Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for their family home, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Queen is handing the happy couple the popular castle as a special wedding present.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHer Majesty was herself given Framlingham Castle by a grateful nation on the occasion of her 90th birthday in 2016.\r\n\r\nBut she has been unable to use the country retreat as much as she would have liked, seeing as she spends a lot of time at her other homes in London, Norfolk, Windsor and Scotland.\r\n\r\nSo she has taken the opportunity to set up the newlyweds, who announced their engagement earlier today, with a lovely new home in the heart of the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle was made famous by fellow well-known ginger, Ed Sheeran.\r\n\r\nHis song, Castle on the Hill, was based on the building in his home town of Framlingham, which is about 12 miles from Ipswich.\r\n\r\nLocals are super excited that Harry and former television actress Meghan will be coming to live in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe prince is known as something of a party lover, and it is expected he will make use of some of Framlingham\'s pubs, such as the Station, where Ed Sheeran was pictured taking Taylor Swift for a drink.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle will be ideal for Harry and Meghan because it has highly-fortified walls and, as Ed Sheeran noted, it is on a hill.\r\n\r\nOriginally a Norman castle, it was built in 1148 but destroyed by Henry II 30 years later. It was rebuilt by Roger Bigod, the Earl of Norfolk, but locals do not hold his title against him.\r\n\r\nAfter being given the castle for her 90th, The Queen went on a £17 million renovation programme at the public\'s expense to bring it up to royal standards.\r\n\r\nHowever, Government officials insisted the money was raised by imposing a special tax on wealthy Londoners buying second homes on the nearby Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Queen gives Framlingham Castle to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7894-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-27 11:57:02', '2017-11-27 11:57:02', '', 7894, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7894-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7899, 1, '2017-11-27 13:46:17', '2017-11-27 13:46:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" width="758" height="505" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7895" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry and his new bride Meghan Markle have been given Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for their family home, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Queen is handing the happy couple the popular castle as a special wedding present.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">Her Majesty was herself given Framlingham Castle by a grateful nation</a> on the occasion of her 90th birthday in 2016.\r\n\r\nBut she has been unable to use the country retreat as much as she would have liked, seeing as she spends a lot of time at her other homes in London, Norfolk, Windsor and Scotland.\r\n\r\nSo she has taken the opportunity to set up the newlyweds, who announced their engagement earlier today, with a lovely new home in the heart of the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle was made famous by fellow well-known ginger, Ed Sheeran.\r\n\r\nHis song, Castle on the Hill, was based on the building in his home town of Framlingham, which is about 12 miles from Ipswich.\r\n\r\nLocals are super excited that Harry and former television actress Meghan will be coming to live in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe prince is known as something of a party lover, and it is expected he will make use of some of Framlingham\'s pubs, such as the Station, where Ed Sheeran was pictured taking Taylor Swift for a drink.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle will be ideal for Harry and Meghan because it has highly-fortified walls and, as Ed Sheeran noted, it is on a hill.\r\n\r\nOriginally a Norman castle, it was built in 1148 but destroyed by Henry II 30 years later. It was rebuilt by Roger Bigod, the Earl of Norfolk, but locals do not hold his title against him.\r\n\r\nAfter being given the castle for her 90th, The Queen went on a £17 million renovation programme at the public\'s expense to bring it up to royal standards.\r\n\r\nHowever, Government officials insisted the money was raised by imposing a special tax on wealthy Londoners buying second homes on the nearby Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Queen gives Framlingham Castle to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7894-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-27 13:46:17', '2017-11-27 13:46:17', '', 7894, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7894-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7900, 1, '2017-11-28 10:28:47', '2017-11-28 10:28:47', '<strong>This month\'s meeting of the Stowmarket Apathy Society was cancelled owing to a lack of interest, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nNobody bothered turning up for the event, which was supposed to be staged last night in Stowmarket Library.\r\n\r\nOrganiser Derek Bright told the Suffolk Gazette: "It\'s often quite difficult to motivate the membership to attend our monthly meetings.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s disappointing, because there are many apathetic matters that we need to address.\r\n\r\n"But if nobody makes the effort, what\'s the point of it all?"\r\n\r\nMr Bright has now scheduled the next meeting for 7.30pm on January 4.\r\n\r\n"It gives members plenty of time to think of a reason why they should not bother attending again," he sighed.\r\n\r\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "I was meant to go to the meeting but I simply couldn\'t be arsed.\r\n\r\n"There really isn\'t a purpose to the Apathy Society anyway."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Apathy Society meeting cancelled owing to lack of interest', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5372-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-28 10:28:47', '2017-11-28 10:28:47', '', 5372, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5372-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7901, 1, '2017-11-29 16:25:08', '2017-11-29 16:25:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/driverless-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/driverless-car.jpg" alt="Driverless car" width="894" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7902" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA driverless car has been caught three times over the drink-drive limit, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police pulled over the car, which was behaving erratically along a country lane near Long Melford.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers ordered the car to switch off its engine, and a breath-test revealed it had more than 90mgs of alcohol in its petrol tank.\r\n\r\nThe legal limit is 35.\r\n\r\nWith no driver on board, it was impossible for police to prosecute, because they would look silly ordering a car to appear before magistrates.\r\n\r\nInstead, the owners of the driverless vehicle, which was on a secret road test, have been asked to ensure their cars do not consume alcohol in future.\r\n\r\nThey claim the car had driven itself to the pub without being told.\r\n\r\nA police source said: “PC Alan Tasker was on patrol near Long Melford when he spotted a car driving in an erratic manner, which led them to believe the driver must have been drinking.\r\n\r\n“He stopped the car, and to his surprise there was no driver because it was a new-fangled driverless car.\r\n\r\n“This has never happened before, so PC Tasker thought he had better test the car for booze anyway – and the result was positive.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe driverless car is owned by local vehicle manufacturers LookNoHands Motors, from Kersey.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “We are close to launching our new range of driverless cars.\r\n\r\n“They are at the final stages of testing and have performed perfectly until now.\r\n\r\n“This was an unfortunate event. We encourage all our cars to avoid drink altogether. Certainly, being three times over the limit is out of order.\r\n\r\n"It appears this car had driven itself to the pub earlier in the day."\r\n\r\nShe said the car in question was towed back to the workshop and had since been retired to the scrap yard in disgrace. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Driverless car was drunk, police say', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'driverless-car', '', '', '2017-11-29 16:35:49', '2017-11-29 16:35:49', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7901', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7902, 1, '2017-11-29 16:18:38', '2017-11-29 16:18:38', 'A driverless car has been found three times over the drink-drive limit', 'driverless car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'driverless-car-2', '', '', '2017-11-29 16:19:10', '2017-11-29 16:19:10', '', 7901, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/driverless-car.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7903, 1, '2017-11-29 16:25:08', '2017-11-29 16:25:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/driverless-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/driverless-car.jpg" alt="Driverless car" width="894" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7902" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA driverless car has been caught three times over the drink-drive limit, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police pulled over the car, which was behaving erratically along a country lane near Long Melford.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers ordered the car to switch off its engine, and a breath-test revealed it had more than 90mgs of alcohol in its petrol tank.\r\n\r\nThe legal limit is 35.\r\n\r\nWith no driver on board, it was impossible for police to prosecute, because they would look silly ordering a car to appear before magistrates.\r\n\r\nInstead, the owners of the driverless vehicle, which was on a secret road test, have been asked to ensure their cars do not consume alcohol in future.\r\n\r\nA police source said: “PC Alan Tasker was on patrol near Long Melford when he spotted a car driving in an erratic manner, which led them to believe the driver must have been drinking.\r\n\r\n“He stopped the car, and to his surprise there was no driver because it was a new-fangled driverless car.\r\n\r\n“This has never happened before, so PC Tasker thought he had better test the car for booze anyway – and the result was positive.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe driverless car is owned by local vehicle manufacturers LookNoHands Motors, from Kersey.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “We are close to launching our new range of driverless cars.\r\n\r\n“They are at the final stages of testing and have performed perfectly until now.\r\n\r\n“This was an unfortunate event. We encourage all our cars to avoid drink altogether. Certainly, being three times over the limit is out of order.”\r\n\r\nShe said the car in question was towed back to the workshop and had since been retired to the scrap yard in disgrace. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Driverless car was drunk, police say', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7901-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-29 16:25:08', '2017-11-29 16:25:08', '', 7901, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7901-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7904, 1, '2017-11-29 16:35:25', '2017-11-29 16:35:25', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/driverless-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/driverless-car.jpg" alt="Driverless car" width="894" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7902" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nA driverless car has been caught three times over the drink-drive limit, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nSuffolk Police pulled over the car, which was behaving erratically along a country lane near Long Melford.\n\n\n\nOfficers ordered the car to switch off its engine, and a breath-test revealed it had more than 90mgs of alcohol in its petrol tank.\n\nThe legal limit is 35.\n\nWith no driver on board, it was impossible for police to prosecute, because they would look silly ordering a car to appear before magistrates.\n\nInstead, the owners of the driverless vehicle, which was on a secret road test, have been asked to ensure their cars do not consume alcohol in future.\n\n\n\nA police source said: “PC Alan Tasker was on patrol near Long Melford when he spotted a car driving in an erratic manner, which led them to believe the driver must have been drinking.\n\n“He stopped the car, and to his surprise there was no driver because it was a new-fangled driverless car.\n\n“This has never happened before, so PC Tasker thought he had better test the car for booze anyway – and the result was positive.”\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe driverless car is owned by local vehicle manufacturers LookNoHands Motors, from Kersey.\n\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “We are close to launching our new range of driverless cars.\n\n“They are at the final stages of testing and have performed perfectly until now.\n\n“This was an unfortunate event. We encourage all our cars to avoid drink altogether. Certainly, being three times over the limit is out of order.\n\n"It appears this car had driven itself to the pub earlier in the day."\n\nShe said the car in question was towed back to the workshop and had since been retired to the scrap yard in disgrace. \n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\n', 'Driverless car was drunk, police say', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7901-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-29 16:35:25', '2017-11-29 16:35:25', '', 7901, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7901-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7905, 1, '2017-11-29 16:27:36', '2017-11-29 16:27:36', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/driverless-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/driverless-car.jpg" alt="Driverless car" width="894" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7902" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA driverless car has been caught three times over the drink-drive limit, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police pulled over the car, which was behaving erratically along a country lane near Long Melford.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers ordered the car to switch off its engine, and a breath-test revealed it had more than 90mgs of alcohol in its petrol tank.\r\n\r\nThe legal limit is 35.\r\n\r\nWith no driver on board, it was impossible for police to prosecute, because they would look silly ordering a car to appear before magistrates.\r\n\r\nInstead, the owners of the driverless vehicle, which was on a secret road test, have been asked to ensure their cars do not consume alcohol in future.\r\n\r\nA police source said: “PC Alan Tasker was on patrol near Long Melford when he spotted a car driving in an erratic manner, which led them to believe the driver must have been drinking.\r\n\r\n“He stopped the car, and to his surprise there was no driver because it was a new-fangled driverless car.\r\n\r\n“This has never happened before, so PC Tasker thought he had better test the car for booze anyway – and the result was positive.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe driverless car is owned by local vehicle manufacturers LookNoHands Motors, from Kersey.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “We are close to launching our new range of driverless cars.\r\n\r\n“They are at the final stages of testing and have performed perfectly until now.\r\n\r\n“This was an unfortunate event. We encourage all our cars to avoid drink altogether. Certainly, being three times over the limit is out of order.\r\n\r\n"It appears this car had driven itself to the pub earlier in the day."\r\n\r\nShe said the car in question was towed back to the workshop and had since been retired to the scrap yard in disgrace. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Driverless car was drunk, police say', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7901-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-29 16:27:36', '2017-11-29 16:27:36', '', 7901, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7901-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7906, 1, '2017-11-29 16:35:49', '2017-11-29 16:35:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/driverless-car.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/driverless-car.jpg" alt="Driverless car" width="894" height="620" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7902" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA driverless car has been caught three times over the drink-drive limit, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police pulled over the car, which was behaving erratically along a country lane near Long Melford.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOfficers ordered the car to switch off its engine, and a breath-test revealed it had more than 90mgs of alcohol in its petrol tank.\r\n\r\nThe legal limit is 35.\r\n\r\nWith no driver on board, it was impossible for police to prosecute, because they would look silly ordering a car to appear before magistrates.\r\n\r\nInstead, the owners of the driverless vehicle, which was on a secret road test, have been asked to ensure their cars do not consume alcohol in future.\r\n\r\nThey claim the car had driven itself to the pub without being told.\r\n\r\nA police source said: “PC Alan Tasker was on patrol near Long Melford when he spotted a car driving in an erratic manner, which led them to believe the driver must have been drinking.\r\n\r\n“He stopped the car, and to his surprise there was no driver because it was a new-fangled driverless car.\r\n\r\n“This has never happened before, so PC Tasker thought he had better test the car for booze anyway – and the result was positive.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe driverless car is owned by local vehicle manufacturers LookNoHands Motors, from Kersey.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “We are close to launching our new range of driverless cars.\r\n\r\n“They are at the final stages of testing and have performed perfectly until now.\r\n\r\n“This was an unfortunate event. We encourage all our cars to avoid drink altogether. Certainly, being three times over the limit is out of order.\r\n\r\n"It appears this car had driven itself to the pub earlier in the day."\r\n\r\nShe said the car in question was towed back to the workshop and had since been retired to the scrap yard in disgrace. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Driverless car was drunk, police say', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7901-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-29 16:35:49', '2017-11-29 16:35:49', '', 7901, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7901-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7907, 1, '2017-11-30 09:32:59', '2017-11-30 09:32:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/muslim-father-christmas.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7908" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/muslim-father-christmas.jpg" alt="Muslim Santa" width="480" height="378" /></a>\n\n<strong>Right wing and Christian groups are furious after it emerged this Muslim Father Christmas is being sold in John Lewis.</strong>\n\nJust days after being annoyed by a Muslim family appearing in the Tesco Christmas television advert, they are now raging about the £12 Santa.\n\n\n\nHundreds have taken to social media to complain that Christmas is a Christian festival that has nothing to do with Muslims.\n\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk fumed on Twitter: "Muslims do not even celebrate Christmas, so why should we have a chocolate Muslim Santa shoved down our throats?\n\n"I want to bring up my kids the traditional way, but this is just politically correct nonsense gone totally mad."\n\nAnd well-known conservative Christian the Rev Evan Elpuss, from Lowestoft, said the Santa was an insult.\n\nHe told his 30,000 Instagram followers: "The Islamification of Britain knows no boundaries. Christmas is a Christian festival celebrating the birth of local man, Lord Jesus Christ.\n\n"Muslims do not believe in Christmas whatsoever.\n\n"Imagine if we forced Muslim countries to sell white chocolate Santas during their Ramadan? There would be outrage."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nRight-wing groups are now calling on US President Donald Trump, who retweeted three anti-Islam videos from Britain First\'s Jayda Fransen, to condemn the Muslim Santa.\n\nA senior source at John Lewis said staff were bemused by the outrage.\n\n"It\'s just a Father Christmas made of chocolate," he said. "And it tastes delicious."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Muslim Santa causes outrage in John Lewis', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'muslim-santa', '', '', '2018-12-20 10:43:35', '2018-12-20 10:43:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7907', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7909, 1, '2017-11-30 09:32:59', '2017-11-30 09:32:59', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/muslim-father-christmas.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/muslim-father-christmas.jpg" alt="Muslim Santa" width="480" height="378" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7908" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Right wing and Christian groups are furious after it emerged this Muslim Father Christmas is being sold in John Lewis.</strong>\r\n\r\nJust days after being annoyed by a Muslim family appearing in the Tesco Christmas television advert, they are now raging about the £12 Santa.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHundreds have taken to social media to complain that Christmas is a Christian festival that has nothing to do with Muslims.\r\n\r\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk fumed on Twitter: "Muslims do not even celebrate Christmas, so why should we have a chocolate Muslim Santa shoved down our throats?\r\n\r\n"I want to bring up my kids the traditional way, but this is just politically correct nonsense gone totally mad."\r\n\r\nAnd well-known conservative Christian the Rev Evan Elpuss, from Lowestoft, said the Santa was an insult.\r\n\r\nHe told his 30,000 Instagram followers: "The Islamification of Britain knows no boundaries. Christmas is a Christian festival celebrating the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ.\r\n\r\n"Muslims do not believe in Christmas whatsoever.\r\n\r\n"Imagine if we forced Muslim countries to sell white chocolate Santas during their Ramadan? There would be outrage."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRight-wing groups are now calling on US President Donald Trump, who retweeted three anti-Islam videos from Britain First\'s Jayda Fransen yesterday, to condemn the Muslim Santa.\r\n\r\nMs Fransen said on Facebook: "Mr Trump supports us in our fight against the evil of Islam.\r\n\r\n"We are now calling on him to condemn this outrageous Muslim chocolate behaviour."\r\n\r\nA senior source at John Lewis said staff were bemused by the outrage.\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a Father Christmas made of chocolate," he said. "And it tastes delicious."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Muslim Santa causes outrage in John Lewis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7907-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-30 09:32:59', '2017-11-30 09:32:59', '', 7907, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7907-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7910, 1, '2017-11-30 17:45:01', '2017-11-30 17:45:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg" alt="Queen wedgwood plate" width="626" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7911" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting an elderly woman who allegedly stole a distinctive classic blue Wedgwood plate from a pottery shop.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey say the well-spoken pensioner popped into the Norfolk Pottery Emporium near Sandringham last Tuesday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe browsed the shelves and was seen to put the plate on her head before running out of the store without paying.\r\n\r\nCCTV cameras caught the woman - said to be around 90 years old - on camera, and now Norfolk Police have released the photograph above.\r\n\r\n"We hope someone is able to recognise the culprit, who was caught on film red-handed with the Wedgwood plate on her head," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"She is well dressed and has a classy British accent and is around 5ft 2ins tall."\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the woman made off in a dark blue Range Rover in the direction of the nearby Sandringham Estate.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStore owner Daphne Spuckler, 56, said the mystery woman tried to disguise the classic Jasperware-style Wedgwood design by popping it on her head.\r\n\r\nShe than calmly walked out of the store without paying.\r\n\r\n"She wore it a little bit like a crown. It\'s very odd - I wonder who she was?"\r\n\r\nThe distinctive plate is made of traditional blue Wedgwood porcelain with its trademark white patterned design across the top.\r\n \r\nPolice say anyone with information about the woman, or of the stolen plate, which is valued at around £50, should call Crimestoppers.\r\n\r\nThey say it was unfortunate that Royal Protection Squad officers, who were operating in the area at the time, had not seen anything suspicious.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman runs off with stolen Wedgwood plate on head', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'queen-wedgwood', '', '', '2017-11-30 17:59:21', '2017-11-30 17:59:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7910', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7911, 1, '2017-11-30 17:38:07', '2017-11-30 17:38:07', 'Police hunt woman with stolen Wedgwood plate on her head', 'queen-wedgwood', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'queen-wedgwood-2', '', '', '2017-11-30 17:38:33', '2017-11-30 17:38:33', '', 7910, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7912, 1, '2017-11-30 17:45:01', '2017-11-30 17:45:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg" alt="Queen wedgwood plate" width="626" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7911" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting an elderly woman who allegedly stole a distinctive blue Wedgwood plate from a pottery shop.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey say the well-spoken pensioner popped into the Norfolk Pottery Emporium near Sandringham last Tuesday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe browsed the shelves and was seen to put the plate on her head before running out of the store without paying.\r\n\r\nCCTV cameras caught the woman - said to be around 90 years old - on camera, and now Norfolk Police released the photograph above.\r\n\r\n"We hope someone is able to recognise the culprit, who was caught red-handed with the Wedgwood plate on her head," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"She is well dressed and has a classy British accent and is around 5ft 2ins tall."\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the woman made off in a dark blue Range Rover in the direction of the nearby Sandringham Estate.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStore owner Daphne Spuckler, 56, said the mystery woman tried to disguise the classic Jasperware-style Wedgwood design by popping it on her head.\r\n\r\nShe than calmly walked out of the store without paying.\r\n\r\n"She wore it a little bit like a crown. It\'s very odd - I wonder who she was?"\r\n \r\nPolice say anyone with information about the woman, or of the stolen plate, which is valued at around £50, should call Crimestoppers.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman runs off with stolen Wedgwood plate on head', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7910-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-30 17:45:01', '2017-11-30 17:45:01', '', 7910, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7910-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7913, 1, '2017-11-30 17:46:01', '2017-11-30 17:46:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg" alt="Queen wedgwood plate" width="626" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7911" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting an elderly woman who allegedly stole a distinctive classic blue Wedgwood plate from a pottery shop.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey say the well-spoken pensioner popped into the Norfolk Pottery Emporium near Sandringham last Tuesday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe browsed the shelves and was seen to put the plate on her head before running out of the store without paying.\r\n\r\nCCTV cameras caught the woman - said to be around 90 years old - on camera, and now Norfolk Police released the photograph above.\r\n\r\n"We hope someone is able to recognise the culprit, who was caught red-handed with the Wedgwood plate on her head," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"She is well dressed and has a classy British accent and is around 5ft 2ins tall."\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the woman made off in a dark blue Range Rover in the direction of the nearby Sandringham Estate.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStore owner Daphne Spuckler, 56, said the mystery woman tried to disguise the classic Jasperware-style Wedgwood design by popping it on her head.\r\n\r\nShe than calmly walked out of the store without paying.\r\n\r\n"She wore it a little bit like a crown. It\'s very odd - I wonder who she was?"\r\n \r\nPolice say anyone with information about the woman, or of the stolen plate, which is valued at around £50, should call Crimestoppers.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman runs off with stolen Wedgwood plate on head', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7910-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-30 17:46:01', '2017-11-30 17:46:01', '', 7910, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7910-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7914, 1, '2017-11-30 17:58:23', '2017-11-30 17:58:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg" alt="Queen wedgwood plate" width="626" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7911" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nPolice are hunting an elderly woman who allegedly stole a distinctive classic blue Wedgwood plate from a pottery shop.</strong>\n\nThey say the well-spoken pensioner popped into the Norfolk Pottery Emporium near Sandringham last Tuesday.\n\n\n\nShe browsed the shelves and was seen to put the plate on her head before running out of the store without paying.\n\nCCTV cameras caught the woman - said to be around 90 years old - on camera, and now Norfolk Police have released the photograph above.\n\n"We hope someone is able to recognise the culprit, who was caught on film red-handed with the Wedgwood plate on her head," a spokesman said.\n\n"She is well dressed and has a classy British accent and is around 5ft 2ins tall."\n\nOfficers believe the woman made off in a dark blue Range Rover in the direction of the nearby Sandringham Estate.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nStore owner Daphne Spuckler, 56, said the mystery woman tried to disguise the classic Jasperware-style Wedgwood design by popping it on her head.\n\nShe than calmly walked out of the store without paying.\n\n"She wore it a little bit like a crown. It\'s very odd - I wonder who she was?"\n\nThe distinctive plate is made of traditional blue Wedgwood porcelein with its trademark white patterned design across the top.\n \nPolice say anyone with information about the woman, or of the stolen plate, which is valued at around £50, should call Crimestoppers.\n\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman runs off with stolen Wedgwood plate on head', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7910-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-11-30 17:58:23', '2017-11-30 17:58:23', '', 7910, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7910-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7915, 1, '2017-11-30 17:47:44', '2017-11-30 17:47:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg" alt="Queen wedgwood plate" width="626" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7911" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting an elderly woman who allegedly stole a distinctive classic blue Wedgwood plate from a pottery shop.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey say the well-spoken pensioner popped into the Norfolk Pottery Emporium near Sandringham last Tuesday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe browsed the shelves and was seen to put the plate on her head before running out of the store without paying.\r\n\r\nCCTV cameras caught the woman - said to be around 90 years old - on camera, and now Norfolk Police have released the photograph above.\r\n\r\n"We hope someone is able to recognise the culprit, who was caught on film red-handed with the Wedgwood plate on her head," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"She is well dressed and has a classy British accent and is around 5ft 2ins tall."\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the woman made off in a dark blue Range Rover in the direction of the nearby Sandringham Estate.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStore owner Daphne Spuckler, 56, said the mystery woman tried to disguise the classic Jasperware-style Wedgwood design by popping it on her head.\r\n\r\nShe than calmly walked out of the store without paying.\r\n\r\n"She wore it a little bit like a crown. It\'s very odd - I wonder who she was?"\r\n \r\nPolice say anyone with information about the woman, or of the stolen plate, which is valued at around £50, should call Crimestoppers.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman runs off with stolen Wedgwood plate on head', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7910-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-30 17:47:44', '2017-11-30 17:47:44', '', 7910, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7910-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7916, 1, '2017-11-30 17:59:21', '2017-11-30 17:59:21', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/queen-wedgwood.jpg" alt="Queen wedgwood plate" width="626" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7911" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are hunting an elderly woman who allegedly stole a distinctive classic blue Wedgwood plate from a pottery shop.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey say the well-spoken pensioner popped into the Norfolk Pottery Emporium near Sandringham last Tuesday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe browsed the shelves and was seen to put the plate on her head before running out of the store without paying.\r\n\r\nCCTV cameras caught the woman - said to be around 90 years old - on camera, and now Norfolk Police have released the photograph above.\r\n\r\n"We hope someone is able to recognise the culprit, who was caught on film red-handed with the Wedgwood plate on her head," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"She is well dressed and has a classy British accent and is around 5ft 2ins tall."\r\n\r\nOfficers believe the woman made off in a dark blue Range Rover in the direction of the nearby Sandringham Estate.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStore owner Daphne Spuckler, 56, said the mystery woman tried to disguise the classic Jasperware-style Wedgwood design by popping it on her head.\r\n\r\nShe than calmly walked out of the store without paying.\r\n\r\n"She wore it a little bit like a crown. It\'s very odd - I wonder who she was?"\r\n\r\nThe distinctive plate is made of traditional blue Wedgwood porcelain with its trademark white patterned design across the top.\r\n \r\nPolice say anyone with information about the woman, or of the stolen plate, which is valued at around £50, should call Crimestoppers.\r\n\r\nThey say it was unfortunate that Royal Protection Squad officers, who were operating in the area at the time, had not seen anything suspicious.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Woman runs off with stolen Wedgwood plate on head', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7910-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-11-30 17:59:21', '2017-11-30 17:59:21', '', 7910, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7910-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7917, 1, '2017-12-01 11:34:17', '2017-12-01 11:34:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/kim-jong-un-retweet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/kim-jong-un-retweet.jpg" alt="Kin Jong un twitter" width="585" height="412" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7918" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>There was widespread shock and condemnation today after North Korean leader Kim Jong-un retweeted a video from a dangerous British right-wing group.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe was duped into showing his support for a well-known extremist who was spouting disgusting filth about the Scots.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe North Korean despot used his traditional early-morning session on Twitter to showcase the dangerous video from Theresa May, a right-winger whose views have sickened Britain for years.\r\n\r\nThere are now calls for Mr Jong-un\'s state visit to Britain, where he was due to meet the Queen after <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">holidaying on the Suffolk coast</a>, to be called off.\r\n\r\nOrdinary North Koreans have been quick to insist they are embarrassed by their leader\'s support for the brutal Conservative Party.\r\n\r\nFarmer Choi Hoo Sun, 42, who works just outside the capital Pyonyang, said Mr Jong-un had gone too far this time.\r\n\r\n"He is supposed to be the leader of the Free World, but here he is openly supporting dangerous right-wing British extremists.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite cool that he uses Twitter, but he really needs to think before he Tweets."\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un retweeted a video in which Ms May, who is being watched closely by British secret services, appeared on camera to wish the Scottish people a happy St Andrew\'s Day.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolitical experts say the contents of the video can not be verified, and it is highly likely that Ms May does not care about Scotland whatsoever.\r\n\r\nIn other words, Mr Jong-un has unwittingly found himself promoting a propaganda video.\r\n\r\nHis spokesman Shin Seung Jin was left to face the North Korean media and defend his boss.\r\n\r\n"The video itself may not be genuine, but the point it is making certainly is. That\'s the real issue and Mr Jong-un is tackling it."\r\n\r\nScottish people were furious that Mr Jong-un has now given credibility to Ms May and her rabid right-wing rhetoric.\r\n\r\n"The wee rocket man needs his head testing - with a Glasgow kiss," said Hamish McTaggart, 24, from Glasgow.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Fury as Kim Jong-un retweets British right-wing extremist', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'kim-jong-un-theresa-may', '', '', '2017-12-01 11:55:23', '2017-12-01 11:55:23', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7917', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7919, 1, '2017-12-01 11:34:17', '2017-12-01 11:34:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/kim-jong-un-retweet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/kim-jong-un-retweet.jpg" alt="Kin Jong un twitter" width="585" height="412" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7918" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>There was widespread shock and condemnation today after North Korean leader Kim Jong-un retweeted a video from a dangerous British right-wing group.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe was duped into showing his support for a well-known extremist who was spouting disgusting filth about the Scots.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe North Korean despot used his traditional early-morning session on Twitter to showcase the dangerous video from Theresa May, a right-winger whose views have sickened Britain for years.\r\n\r\nNow ordinary North Koreans have been quick to insist they are embarrassed by their leader\'s support for the brutal Conservative Party.\r\n\r\nFarmer Choi Hoo Sun, 42, who works just outside the capital Pyonyang, said Mr Jong-un had gone too far this time.\r\n\r\n"He is supposed to be the leader of the Free World, but here he is openly supporting dangerous right-wing British extremists.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite cool that he uses Twitter, but he really needs to think before he Tweets."\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un retweeted a video in which Ms May, who is being watched closely by British secret services, appeared on camera to wish the Scottish people a happy St Andrew\'s Day.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolitical experts say the contents of the video can not be verified, and it is highly likely that Ms May does not care about Scotland whatsoever.\r\n\r\nIn other words, Mr Jong-un has unwittingly found himself promoting a propaganda video.\r\n\r\nHis spokesman Shin Seung Jin was left to face the North Korean media and defend his boss.\r\n\r\n"The video itself may not be genuine, but the point it is making certainly is. That\'s the real issue and Mr Jong-un is tackling it."\r\n\r\nScottish people were furious that Mr Jong-un has now given credibility to Ms May and her rabid right-wing rhetoric.\r\n\r\n"The wee rocket man needs his head testing - with a Glasgow kiss," said Hamish McTaggart, 24, from Glasgow.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Fury as Kim Jong-un retweets British right-wing extremist', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7917-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-01 11:34:17', '2017-12-01 11:34:17', '', 7917, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7917-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7920, 1, '2017-12-01 11:55:10', '2017-12-01 11:55:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/kim-jong-un-retweet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/kim-jong-un-retweet.jpg" alt="Kin Jong un twitter" width="585" height="412" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7918" /></a>\n\n<strong>There was widespread shock and condemnation today after North Korean leader Kim Jong-un retweeted a video from a dangerous British right-wing group.</strong>\n\nHe was duped into showing his support for a well-known extremist who was spouting disgusting filth about the Scots.\n\n\n\nThe North Korean despot used his traditional early-morning session on Twitter to showcase the dangerous video from Theresa May, a right-winger whose views have sickened Britain for years.\n\nThere are now calls for Mr Jong-un\'s state visit to Britain, where he was due to meet the Queen after holidaying on the Suffolk coast, to be called off.\n\nOrdinary North Koreans have been quick to insist they are embarrassed by their leader\'s support for the brutal Conservative Party.\n\nFarmer Choi Hoo Sun, 42, who works just outside the capital Pyonyang, said Mr Jong-un had gone too far this time.\n\n"He is supposed to be the leader of the Free World, but here he is openly supporting dangerous right-wing British extremists.\n\n"It\'s quite cool that he uses Twitter, but he really needs to think before he Tweets."\n\nMr Jong-un retweeted a video in which Ms May, who is being watched closely by British secret services, appeared on camera to wish the Scottish people a happy St Andrew\'s Day.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nPolitical experts say the contents of the video can not be verified, and it is highly likely that Ms May does not care about Scotland whatsoever.\n\nIn other words, Mr Jong-un has unwittingly found himself promoting a propaganda video.\n\nHis spokesman Shin Seung Jin was left to face the North Korean media and defend his boss.\n\n"The video itself may not be genuine, but the point it is making certainly is. That\'s the real issue and Mr Jong-un is tackling it."\n\nScottish people were furious that Mr Jong-un has now given credibility to Ms May and her rabid right-wing rhetoric.\n\n"The wee rocket man needs his head testing - with a Glasgow kiss," said Hamish McTaggart, 24, from Glasgow.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Fury as Kim Jong-un retweets British right-wing extremist', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7917-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-01 11:55:10', '2017-12-01 11:55:10', '', 7917, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7917-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7921, 1, '2017-12-01 11:55:23', '2017-12-01 11:55:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/kim-jong-un-retweet.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/kim-jong-un-retweet.jpg" alt="Kin Jong un twitter" width="585" height="412" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7918" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>There was widespread shock and condemnation today after North Korean leader Kim Jong-un retweeted a video from a dangerous British right-wing group.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe was duped into showing his support for a well-known extremist who was spouting disgusting filth about the Scots.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe North Korean despot used his traditional early-morning session on Twitter to showcase the dangerous video from Theresa May, a right-winger whose views have sickened Britain for years.\r\n\r\nThere are now calls for Mr Jong-un\'s state visit to Britain, where he was due to meet the Queen after <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">holidaying on the Suffolk coast</a>, to be called off.\r\n\r\nOrdinary North Koreans have been quick to insist they are embarrassed by their leader\'s support for the brutal Conservative Party.\r\n\r\nFarmer Choi Hoo Sun, 42, who works just outside the capital Pyonyang, said Mr Jong-un had gone too far this time.\r\n\r\n"He is supposed to be the leader of the Free World, but here he is openly supporting dangerous right-wing British extremists.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite cool that he uses Twitter, but he really needs to think before he Tweets."\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un retweeted a video in which Ms May, who is being watched closely by British secret services, appeared on camera to wish the Scottish people a happy St Andrew\'s Day.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolitical experts say the contents of the video can not be verified, and it is highly likely that Ms May does not care about Scotland whatsoever.\r\n\r\nIn other words, Mr Jong-un has unwittingly found himself promoting a propaganda video.\r\n\r\nHis spokesman Shin Seung Jin was left to face the North Korean media and defend his boss.\r\n\r\n"The video itself may not be genuine, but the point it is making certainly is. That\'s the real issue and Mr Jong-un is tackling it."\r\n\r\nScottish people were furious that Mr Jong-un has now given credibility to Ms May and her rabid right-wing rhetoric.\r\n\r\n"The wee rocket man needs his head testing - with a Glasgow kiss," said Hamish McTaggart, 24, from Glasgow.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Fury as Kim Jong-un retweets British right-wing extremist', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7917-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-01 11:55:23', '2017-12-01 11:55:23', '', 7917, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7917-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7922, 1, '2017-12-01 12:03:23', '2017-12-01 12:03:23', '<strong>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nNorth Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has bought himself a holiday caravan on the Suffolk coast.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe fell in love with the area after joining a secret visit to the county to inspect the Sizewell nuclear power station.\r\n\r\nBut although he was unimpressed with the facility, believing his country\'s coal power is more efficient, he fell in love instantly with the countryside and coast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe ordered staff to find him an ideal holiday home where he could relax unnoticed away from prying eyes - and the caravan, just up the road from Sizewell, fitted the bill perfectly.\r\n\r\nThe 38-foot Horizon Cavalier static caravan is described as the perfect \'starter\' home, coming with three bedrooms, family shower room, separate toilet, central heating and double glazing.\r\n\r\nHowever, it\'s the view over the North Sea which has apparently enchanted Kim Jong-un, who has already spent a week recently in his new holiday home.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette knows where the caravan is, but has agreed not to reveal its exact location. But we have chosen to publish the view from his front window.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/caravan-view-e1429520944243.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/caravan-view-e1429520944243.jpg" alt="caravan view" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-663" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horizon-cavalier-caravan.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horizon-cavalier-caravan.jpg" alt="horizon cavalier caravan" width="263" height="159" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-673" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe leader, famous for looking after his hair, will be pleased to know nearby Leiston has a range of salons, including the Hair Shed, which will be able to keep his mop in top condition during his holidays.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe\'ll also be able to enjoy superb takeaway curries from the Cinnamon in Leiston High Street, while a North Korean diplomatic insider confirmed a trip to the Adnams brewery just up the coast in Southwold is high on the leader\'s wish list. He is also a huge fan of sea fishing.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kim-jong-un-fishing-e1429521856544.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kim-jong-un-fishing-e1429521856544.jpg" alt="kim jong-un fishing" width="450" height="338" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-665" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe owners of the caravan park declined to talk publicly about their infamous new guest, but said in a statement: "We keep details of all our guests private. Our location is wonderful and the perfect spot for a young world leader who wants to relax and get away from it all."\r\n\r\nLocal leisure businesses are now vying to attract Kim Jong-un, who would generate fantastic publicity. Thorpeness Golf Club has already made inquiries to the North Korean regime, pointing out that the Dear Leader would easily beat his father\'s amazing record of having scored 11 holes in one on his very first game of golf.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/kim-jong-un-backs-jeremy-corbyn/" target="_blank"><b>EDIT: READ OUR SUBSEQUENT WORLD EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH KIM JONG-UN HERE</b></a>', 'Kim Jong-un buys Suffolk caravan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '662-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-01 12:03:23', '2017-12-01 12:03:23', '', 662, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/662-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7923, 1, '2017-12-01 12:22:09', '2017-12-01 12:22:09', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have appealed for help in tracing two elderly ladies who have disappeared from their home.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers fear for the safety of Veronica Wood and Pauline Weller, who were last seen together at their Felixstowe residential home yesterday.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg" alt="wood-weller" width="364" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3787" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Wood and Ms Weller, who are aged 93 and 87, have not gone missing before and police fear they must have got confused after leaving the Sunset Rest home at 2.30pm for an afternoon walk.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "They are a feisty couple of ladies with very independent minds. But at the end of the day they can not really look after themselves, and we are concerned for their welfare."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "Staff at Sunset Rest raised the alarm at 7.30pm last night when the ladies failed to return home for their tea. We searched their usual favourite places like the bingo hall on the pier, and the Post Office, but they were nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"They are quite a distinctive couple who are well known in the area, so anyone who sees them is urged to contact police immediately."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Sunset Rest said there had been an argument with other residents yesterday when Veronica and Pauline were playing their music too loud.\r\n\r\n"But that\'s not a reason for them to run away," he said. "We miss them terribly and urge them to get in touch to let us know they are safe."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/bingo-hall/">UPDATE: The missing pair have been spotted in a bingo hall. Read here.</a>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Police appeal for missing Veronica and Pauline', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3786-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-01 12:22:09', '2017-12-01 12:22:09', '', 3786, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3786-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7925, 1, '2017-12-02 09:31:13', '2017-12-02 09:31:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/world-cup-dreams-e1512206963600.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/world-cup-dreams-e1512206963600.jpg" alt="World Cup dreams" width="700" height="514" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7926" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>England\'s football fans now know which tiny nation will destroy their World Cup dreams next summer.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Three Lions have been drawn in the same group as Panama, a country so small its total population is half that of London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEvery major tournament sees England crumble to an international footballing minnow, and now all supporters have to look forward to is getting their excuses in early.\r\n\r\nTiny Iceland, managed by a dentist, knocked England out of the European Championships two years ago.\r\n\r\nAnd the last World Cup in 2014 saw Costa Rica hold us to a draw before Uruguay hammered the last nail into our coffin.\r\n\r\nThe draw in Russia yesterday also saw England matched in the group stage with Tunisia - another banana skin for Gareth Southgate and his overpaid squad.\r\n\r\nWhat makes the certain defeat to Panama even more disappointing is that everyone is saying England have got an easy draw - even if they were pulled out of the hat by nemesis Diego Maradona.\r\n\r\nEngland fan Lorraine Fisher, from Woodbridge in Suffolk said: "At least we now know what is going to happen - we\'ll snatch a draw against Tunisia but lose to Panama.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll obviously lose to Belgium, the fourth team in Group G, so that will see us back on the plane home before the second round as usual."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPanama, in Central America, is famous for having a large canal.\r\n\r\nEven the second most interesting thing about the country - the Panama Hat - is not quite as exciting as it sounds. It originates from Ecuador.\r\n\r\nEngland have never played Panama before, meaning that after June next year the tiny country will enjoy a 100% winning record against their so-called mighty opponents for decades to come.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'England fans prepare for inevitable, crushing defeat to Panama', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'england-panama', '', '', '2017-12-02 09:32:17', '2017-12-02 09:32:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7925', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7926, 1, '2017-12-02 09:29:07', '2017-12-02 09:29:07', 'England fans prepare for inevitable World Cup defeat to Panama', 'world cup dreams', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'world-cup-dreams', '', '', '2017-12-02 09:30:03', '2017-12-02 09:30:03', '', 7925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/world-cup-dreams.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7927, 1, '2017-12-02 09:31:13', '2017-12-02 09:31:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/world-cup-dreams-e1512206963600.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/world-cup-dreams-e1512206963600.jpg" alt="World Cup dreams" width="700" height="514" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7926" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>England\'s football fans now know which tiny nation will destroy their World Cup dreams next summer.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Three Lions have been drawn in the same group as Panama, a country so small its total population is half that of London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEvery major tournament sees England crumble to an international footballing minnow, and now all supporters have to look forward to is getting their excuses in early.\r\n\r\nTiny Iceland, managed by a dentist, knocked England out of the European Championships two years ago.\r\n\r\nAnd the last World Cup in 2014 saw Costa Rica hold us to a draw before Uruguay hammered the last nail into our coffin.\r\n\r\nThe draw in Russia yesterday also saw England matched in the group stage with Tunisia - another banana skin for Gareth Southgate and his overpaid squad.\r\n\r\nWhat makes the certain defeat to Panama even more disappointing is that everyone is saying England have got an easy draw - even if they were pulled out of the hat by nemesis Diego Maradona.\r\n\r\nEngland fan Lorraine Fisher, from Woodbridge in Suffolk said: "At least we now know what is going to happen - we\'ll snatch a draw against Tunisia but lose to Panama.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll obviously lose to Belgium, the fourth team in Group G, so that will see us back on the plane home before the second round as usual."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPanama, in Central America, is famous for having a large canal.\r\n\r\nEven the second most interesting thing about the country - the Panama Hat - is not quite as exciting as it sounds. It originates from Ecuador.\r\n\r\nEngland have never played Panama before, meaning the tiny country will enjoy a 100% winning record against their so-called mighty opponents for decades to come.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'England fans prepare for inevitable, crushing defeat to Panama', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7925-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-02 09:31:13', '2017-12-02 09:31:13', '', 7925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7925-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7928, 1, '2017-12-02 09:32:17', '2017-12-02 09:32:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/world-cup-dreams-e1512206963600.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/world-cup-dreams-e1512206963600.jpg" alt="World Cup dreams" width="700" height="514" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7926" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>England\'s football fans now know which tiny nation will destroy their World Cup dreams next summer.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Three Lions have been drawn in the same group as Panama, a country so small its total population is half that of London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEvery major tournament sees England crumble to an international footballing minnow, and now all supporters have to look forward to is getting their excuses in early.\r\n\r\nTiny Iceland, managed by a dentist, knocked England out of the European Championships two years ago.\r\n\r\nAnd the last World Cup in 2014 saw Costa Rica hold us to a draw before Uruguay hammered the last nail into our coffin.\r\n\r\nThe draw in Russia yesterday also saw England matched in the group stage with Tunisia - another banana skin for Gareth Southgate and his overpaid squad.\r\n\r\nWhat makes the certain defeat to Panama even more disappointing is that everyone is saying England have got an easy draw - even if they were pulled out of the hat by nemesis Diego Maradona.\r\n\r\nEngland fan Lorraine Fisher, from Woodbridge in Suffolk said: "At least we now know what is going to happen - we\'ll snatch a draw against Tunisia but lose to Panama.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll obviously lose to Belgium, the fourth team in Group G, so that will see us back on the plane home before the second round as usual."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPanama, in Central America, is famous for having a large canal.\r\n\r\nEven the second most interesting thing about the country - the Panama Hat - is not quite as exciting as it sounds. It originates from Ecuador.\r\n\r\nEngland have never played Panama before, meaning that after June next year the tiny country will enjoy a 100% winning record against their so-called mighty opponents for decades to come.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'England fans prepare for inevitable, crushing defeat to Panama', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7925-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-02 09:32:17', '2017-12-02 09:32:17', '', 7925, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7925-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7929, 1, '2017-12-03 21:48:31', '2017-12-03 21:48:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>BA bus service has been launched to connect isolated communities in parts of rural Norfolk for the first time, operators confirmed today.</strong>\n\nThe fleet of shining vehicles each carry two passengers in a secure, air-conditioned seating area, and are capable of whizzing them from village to village inside two hours.\n\n\n\nUp until now it has taken women living in remote areas like Downham Market, Swaffham and Fakenham all day to fetch water from regional wells or to forage berries from far-away hedges.\n\nBut the new fleet introduced by Luxor Traction Ltd means they now have more time to attend to their other daily duties - like sweeping out their hovels.\n\nEdna Spratt, 37, who lives near Downham Market with her brother and their nine children, said: "The new bus service is excellent. I can catch the 7.37am from the end of my track and get to Salters Lode to collect water in under two hours.\n\n"It\'s then just a five-hour wait for the 2pm service back towards Downham Market. I have heard that abroad in places like Suffolk they have something called locomotives on tracks which can carry more than two people, but that sounds like the devil\'s work."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nLuxor Traction Ltd launched its fleet of 15 buses to service most parts of rural Norfolk in recent weeks.\n\nCompany chief executive Mr John Deere said: "We are very proud to open up parts of rural Norfolk for the first time. Public transport will transform the lives of hard-working local people like Edna.\n\n"It\'s taking a bit of time to catch on because these folk do not have televisions or read, so it is difficult to get the word out. But we are confident of turning a profit by 2023." \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rural Norfolk villages connected by modern new bus service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5844-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-12-03 21:48:31', '2017-12-03 21:48:31', '', 5844, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5844-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7930, 1, '2017-12-03 21:31:56', '2017-12-03 21:31:56', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A bus service has been launched to connect isolated communities in parts of rural Norfolk for the first time, operators confirmed today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe fleet of shining vehicles each carry two passengers in a secure, air-conditioned seating area, and are capable of whizzing them from village to village inside two hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUp until now it has taken women living in remote areas like Downham Market, Swaffham and Fakenham all day to fetch water from regional wells or to forage berries from far-away hedges.\r\n\r\nBut the new fleet introduced by Luxor Traction Ltd means they now have more time to attend to their other daily duties - like sweeping out their hovels.\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 37, who lives near Downham Market with her brother and their nine children, said: "The new bus service is excellent. I can catch the 7.37am from the end of my track and get to Salters Lode to collect water in under two hours.\r\n\r\n"It\'s then just a five-hour wait for the 2pm service back towards Downham Market. I have heard that abroad in places like Suffolk they have something called locomotives on tracks which can carry more than two people, but that sounds like the devil\'s work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLuxor Traction Ltd launched its fleet of 15 buses to service most parts of rural Norfolk in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nCompany chief executive Mr John Deere said: "We are very proud to open up parts of rural Norfolk for the first time. Public transport will transform the lives of hard-working local people like Edna.\r\n\r\n"It\'s taking a bit of time to catch on because these folk do not have televisions or read, so it is difficult to get the word out. But we are confident of turning a profit by 2023." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rural Norfolk villages connected by modern new bus service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5844-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-03 21:31:56', '2017-12-03 21:31:56', '', 5844, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5844-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7931, 1, '2017-12-03 21:48:57', '2017-12-03 21:48:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-economy-bus-service.jpg" alt="Norfolk bus service" width="472" height="374" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5845" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA bus service has been launched to connect isolated communities in parts of rural Norfolk for the first time, operators confirmed today.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe fleet of shining vehicles each carry two passengers in a secure, air-conditioned seating area, and are capable of whizzing them from village to village inside two hours.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUp until now it has taken women living in remote areas like Downham Market, Swaffham and Fakenham all day to fetch water from regional wells or to forage berries from far-away hedges.\r\n\r\nBut the new fleet introduced by Luxor Traction Ltd means they now have more time to attend to their other daily duties - like sweeping out their hovels.\r\n\r\nEdna Spratt, 37, who lives near Downham Market with her brother and their nine children, said: "The new bus service is excellent. I can catch the 7.37am from the end of my track and get to Salters Lode to collect water in under two hours.\r\n\r\n"It\'s then just a five-hour wait for the 2pm service back towards Downham Market. I have heard that abroad in places like Suffolk they have something called locomotives on tracks which can carry more than two people, but that sounds like the devil\'s work."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLuxor Traction Ltd launched its fleet of 15 buses to service most parts of rural Norfolk in recent weeks.\r\n\r\nCompany chief executive Mr John Deere said: "We are very proud to open up parts of rural Norfolk for the first time. Public transport will transform the lives of hard-working local people like Edna.\r\n\r\n"It\'s taking a bit of time to catch on because these folk do not have televisions or read, so it is difficult to get the word out. But we are confident of turning a profit by 2023." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rural Norfolk villages connected by modern new bus service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5844-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-03 21:48:57', '2017-12-03 21:48:57', '', 5844, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5844-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7932, 1, '2017-12-04 09:54:38', '2017-12-04 09:54:38', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/motorhome-toilet-e1512381010218.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7933" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/motorhome-toilet-e1512381010218.jpg" alt="Motorhome lavatory" width="700" height="466" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent</strong>\n\n<strong>A thief who tried to steal fuel from a motorhome got a shock when he put a hose in his mouth and siphoned off the contents of the toilet.</strong>\n\nThe culprit got a mouthful of the lavatory\'s weekend contents rather than the diesel he was expecting to transfer to his container.\n\n\n\nPolice were called when the owners of the motorhome, which was parked up in a private spot near Bawdsey, awoke to sounds of a man screaming and being sick in the layby outside.\n\nOfficers say the thief thought he was inserting one end of the hose through the fuel tank filler cap.\n\nBut in the darkness, he put it through the lavatory outlet cap instead.\n\n"I think it\'s fair to say he got a bit of a shock when he started sucking on the hose in order to begin the process of syphoning the fuel tank," a Suffolk Police spokesman said.\n\n"He got a load of human waste and chemicals and was sick instantly.\n\n"What makes it worse - if that\'s possible - is the couple inside the van had enjoyed a spicy curry and a few beers the day before."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe couple, who were believed to be holidaying in Suffolk from Warwickshire, grabbed a torch and tried to catch the thief.\n\nBut he ran off through woods before police could arrive.\n\n"He may have got away on the night, but we\'re sure we\'ll get to the bottom of it," the police spokesman added.\n\nThe vehicle owner said: "I had a look around but he had gone. Had I got hold of him, I would have given him a real mouthful.\n\n"People like him deserve everything they get - and he certainly got a taste of his own medicine."\n\nAnyone with information is asked to call CrimeStoppers.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Bungling fuel thief siphons motorhome toilet into his mouth', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'motorhome-toilet', '', '', '2019-05-07 10:55:09', '2019-05-07 10:55:09', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=7932', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (7934, 1, '2017-12-04 09:54:38', '2017-12-04 09:54:38', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/motorhome-toilet-e1512381010218.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/motorhome-toilet-e1512381010218.jpg" alt="Motorhome lavatory" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7933" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA thief who tried to steal fuel from a motorhome got a shock when he put a hose in his mouth and siphoned off the contents of the toilet.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe culprit got a mouthful of lavatory\'s weekend contents rather than the diesel he was expecting to transfer to his container.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice were called when the owners of the motorhome, which was parked up in a private spot near Bawdsey, awoke to sounds of a man screaming and being sick in the layby outside.\r\n\r\nOfficers say the thief thought he was inserting one end of the hose through the fuel tank filler cap.\r\n\r\nBut in the darkness he put it through the lavatory outlet cap instead.\r\n\r\n"I think it\'s fair to say he got a bit of a shock when he started sucking on the hose in order to begin the process of siphoning the fuel tank," a Suffolk Police spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"He got a load of human waste and chemicals and was sick instantly.\r\n\r\n"What makes it worse - if that\'s possible - is the couple inside the van had enjoyed a spicy curry and a few beers the day before."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe couple, who were believed to be holidaying in Suffolk from Warwickshire, grabbed a torch and tried to catch the thief.\r\n\r\nBut he ran off through woods before police could arrive.\r\n\r\nThe vehicle owner said: "I had a look around but he had gone. Had I got hold of him, I would have given him a real mouthful.\r\n\r\n"People like him deserve everything they get - and he certainly got a taste of his own medicine."\r\n\r\nAnyone with information is asked to call CrimeStoppers.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Bungling fuel thief siphons motorhome toilet into his mouth', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7932-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-12-04 09:54:38', '2017-12-04 09:54:38', '', 7932, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7932-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
