INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5511, 1, '2018-09-25 11:38:07', '2018-09-25 11:38:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg" alt="Solar farm Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5513" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA group of Norfolk villagers scuppered plans for a new solar farm over fears it would "guzzle" all the energy from the sun.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe campaign group, led by brothers Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler, feared the sky would darken and their turnip crop would fail if the solar farm was launched.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGreen energy giant Bootfiful Sunshine Ltd had applied to build a 40-acre plant consisting of 800 panels to power up to 5,000 homes at Downham Market.\r\n\r\nBut locals were unimpressed, and forced district planners to turn down the proposal.\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 27, who lives on his smallholding with his sister and their eight children, said: "Bootiful Sunshine took us for fools, but we could see through their trickery.\r\n\r\n"Using 800 solar panels would guzzle up all the sunshine in these parts. We would not see any sunlight, and without sunlight, our crops would fail. Who would put turnips on people\'s plates then?\r\n\r\n"I\'m not even convinced this electricity thing will take off, but if it does they should open these solar farms in the middle of the sea, or in Scotland where nobody lives."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Bootful Sunshine said they had tried to educate the local Norfolk population and prove that solar farms do not actually take the sunlight away.\r\n\r\n"We offered to drive the Spuckler brothers to see a similar solar farm operation in Suffolk, but they said they had never travelled internationally." \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the planning committee at King\'s Lynn and West Norfolk Borough Council said councillors expected a revised solar application within months.', 'Norfolk villagers reject \'sun-guzzling\' solar farm', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'villagers-reject-solar-farm', '', '', '2018-09-25 11:39:19', '2018-09-25 11:39:19', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5511', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5512, 1, '2016-12-15 09:37:33', '2016-12-15 09:37:33', '\r\n\r\n<b>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nA group of Norfolk villagers scuppered plans for a new solar farm over fears it would "guzzle" all the energy from the sun.</b>\r\n\r\nThe campaign group, led by brothers Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler, feared the sky would darken and their turnip crop would fail if the solar farm was launched.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nGreen energy giant Bootfiful Sunshine Ltd had applied to build 40-acre plant consisting of 800 panels that the company claimed would power 5,000 homes at Downham Market.\r\n\r\nBut locals were unimpressed, and forced district planners to turn down the proposal.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="Norfolk brothers Billy Bob and Bubba Spuckler" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a><i>Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler celebrate as solar farm plan rejected</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 27, who lives on his small holding with his sister and their eight children, said: "Bootiful Sunshine took us for fools, but we could see through their trickery.\r\n\r\n"Using 800 solar panels would guzzle up all the sunshine in these parts. We would not see any sunlight, and without sunlight our crops would fail. Who would put turnips on people\'s plates then?\r\n\r\n"They should open these solar farms in the middle of the sea, or in Scotland where nobody lives."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Bootful Sunshine said they had tried to educate the local Norfolk population and prove that solar farms do not actually take the sunlight away.\r\n\r\n"We offered to drive the Spuckler brothers to see a similar solar farm operation in Suffolk, but they said they had never traveled internationally." \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the planning committee at King\'s Lynn and West Norfolk Borough Council said councillors expected a revised solar application within months.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk villagers reject \'sun-guzzling\' solar farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5511-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-15 09:37:33', '2016-12-15 09:37:33', '', 5511, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5511-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5513, 1, '2016-12-15 09:40:01', '2016-12-15 09:40:01', 'Solar farm Norfolk', 'solar-farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'solar-farm', '', '', '2016-12-15 09:40:58', '2016-12-15 09:40:58', '', 5511, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5514, 1, '2016-12-15 09:46:07', '2016-12-15 09:46:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg" alt="Solar farm Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5513" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nA group of Norfolk villagers scuppered plans for a new solar farm over fears it would "guzzle" all the energy from the sun.</b>\r\n\r\nThe campaign group, led by brothers Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler, feared the sky would darken and their turnip crop would fail if the solar farm was launched.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nGreen energy giant Bootfiful Sunshine Ltd had applied to build 40-acre plant consisting of 800 panels that the company claimed would power 5,000 homes at Downham Market.\r\n\r\nBut locals were unimpressed, and forced district planners to turn down the proposal.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="Norfolk brothers Billy Bob and Bubba Spuckler" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a><i>Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler celebrate as solar farm plan rejected</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 27, who lives on his small holding with his sister and their eight children, said: "Bootiful Sunshine took us for fools, but we could see through their trickery.\r\n\r\n"Using 800 solar panels would guzzle up all the sunshine in these parts. We would not see any sunlight, and without sunlight our crops would fail. Who would put turnips on people\'s plates then?\r\n\r\n"They should open these solar farms in the middle of the sea, or in Scotland where nobody lives."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Bootful Sunshine said they had tried to educate the local Norfolk population and prove that solar farms do not actually take the sunlight away.\r\n\r\n"We offered to drive the Spuckler brothers to see a similar solar farm operation in Suffolk, but they said they had never traveled internationally." \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the planning committee at King\'s Lynn and West Norfolk Borough Council said councillors expected a revised solar application within months.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk villagers reject \'sun-guzzling\' solar farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5511-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-15 09:46:07', '2016-12-15 09:46:07', '', 5511, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5511-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5515, 1, '2018-09-25 11:38:06', '2018-09-25 11:38:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg" alt="Solar farm Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5513" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nA group of Norfolk villagers scuppered plans for a new solar farm over fears it would "guzzle" all the energy from the sun.</strong>\n\nThe campaign group, led by brothers Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler, feared the sky would darken and their turnip crop would fail if the solar farm was launched.\n\n\n\nGreen energy giant Bootfiful Sunshine Ltd had applied to build a 40-acre plant consisting of 800 panels to power up to 5,000 homes at Downham Market.\n\nBut locals were unimpressed, and forced district planners to turn down the proposal.\n\nBubba Spuckler, 27, who lives on his smallholding with his sister and their eight children, said: "Bootiful Sunshine took us for fools, but we could see through their trickery.\n\n"Using 800 solar panels would guzzle up all the sunshine in these parts. We would not see any sunlight, and without sunlight, our crops would fail. Who would put turnips on people\'s plates then?\n\n"I\'m not even convinced this electricity thing will take off, but if it does they should open these solar farms in the middle of the sea, or in Scotland where nobody lives."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for Bootful Sunshine said they had tried to educate the local Norfolk population and prove that solar farms do not actually take the sunlight away.\n\n"We offered to drive the Spuckler brothers to see a similar solar farm operation in Suffolk, but they said they had never travelled internationally." \n\nA spokesman for the planning committee at King\'s Lynn and West Norfolk Borough Council said councillors expected a revised solar application within months.', 'Norfolk villagers reject \'sun-guzzling\' solar farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5511-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-25 11:38:06', '2018-09-25 11:38:06', '', 5511, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5511-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5516, 1, '2016-12-15 09:52:42', '2016-12-15 09:52:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg" alt="Solar farm Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5513" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</b>\r\n\r\nA group of Norfolk villagers scuppered plans for a new solar farm over fears it would "guzzle" all the energy from the sun.</b>\r\n\r\nThe campaign group, led by brothers Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler, feared the sky would darken and their turnip crop would fail if the solar farm was launched.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nGreen energy giant Bootfiful Sunshine Ltd had applied to build a 40-acre plant consisting of 800 panels to power up to 5,000 homes at Downham Market.\r\n\r\nBut locals were unimpressed, and forced district planners to turn down the proposal.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-brothers.png" alt="Norfolk brothers Billy Bob and Bubba Spuckler" width="500" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2099" /></a><i>Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler celebrate as solar farm plan rejected</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 27, who lives on his small holding with his sister and their eight children, said: "Bootiful Sunshine took us for fools, but we could see through their trickery.\r\n\r\n"Using 800 solar panels would guzzle up all the sunshine in these parts. We would not see any sunlight, and without sunlight our crops would fail. Who would put turnips on people\'s plates then?\r\n\r\n"I\'m not even convinced this electricity thing will take off, but if it does they should open these solar farms in the middle of the sea, or in Scotland where nobody lives."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Bootful Sunshine said they had tried to educate the local Norfolk population and prove that solar farms do not actually take the sunlight away.\r\n\r\n"We offered to drive the Spuckler brothers to see a similar solar farm operation in Suffolk, but they said they had never traveled internationally." \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the planning committee at King\'s Lynn and West Norfolk Borough Council said councillors expected a revised solar application within months.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk villagers reject \'sun-guzzling\' solar farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5511-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-15 09:52:42', '2016-12-15 09:52:42', '', 5511, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5511-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5517, 1, '2016-12-15 16:19:40', '2016-12-15 16:19:40', '<strong>The real truth behind the £21 million Travel Ipswich highways programme can be revealed for the first time today.</strong>\r\n\r\nMotorists have been left frustrated by the endless roadworks around town, causing lengthy delays to even the shortest journey.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut far from spending £21m to dig up roads and junctions in an apparent effort to improve traffic flow, the reality is that the council is looking for buried treasure worth £21m.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the highways management team said: "It\'s common knowledge amongst the road crews that there is £21m in gold somewhere under the roads of Ipswich, and we are going to keep digging until we find it."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/road-ahead-closed/">Delayed motorists</a> will be relieved to hear that once the council finds the £21 million gold, it will sell it and then spend the cash on digging up the roads to improve traffic flow.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Golden truth behind Travel Ipswich roadworks', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'travel-ipswich', '', '', '2018-01-29 12:13:22', '2018-01-29 12:13:22', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5517', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5519, 1, '2016-12-15 16:19:40', '2016-12-15 16:19:40', '<b>The real truth behind the £21 million Travel Ipswich highways programme can be revealed for the first time today.</b>\r\n\r\nMotorists have been left frustrated by the endless roadworks around town, causing lengthy delays to even the most simplest of journeys.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut far from spending £21m to dig up roads and junctions in an apparent effort to improve traffic flow around the town, the reality is that the council is looking for buried treasure.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the highways management team said: "It\'s common knowledge amongst the road crews that there is £21m in gold somewhere under the roads of Ipswich, and we are going to keep digging until we find it."\r\n\r\nDelayed motorists will be relieved to hear that once the council finds the £21 million gold, it will sell it and then spend the cash on digging up the roads to improve traffic flow.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Golden truth behind Travel Ipswich roadworks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5517-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-15 16:19:40', '2016-12-15 16:19:40', '', 5517, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5517-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5520, 1, '2018-01-29 12:13:12', '2018-01-29 12:13:12', '<strong>The real truth behind the £21 million Travel Ipswich highways programme can be revealed for the first time today.</strong>\n\nMotorists have been left frustrated by the endless roadworks around town, causing lengthy delays to even the shortest journey.\n\n\n\nBut far from spending £21m to dig up roads and junctions in an apparent effort to improve traffic flow, the reality is that the council is looking for buried treasure worth £21m.\n\nA spokesman for the highways management team said: "It\'s common knowledge amongst the road crews that there is £21m in gold somewhere under the roads of Ipswich, and we are going to keep digging until we find it."\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/road-ahead-closed/">Delayed motorists</a> will be relieved to hear that once the council finds the £21 million gold, it will sell it and then spend the cash on digging up the roads to improve traffic flow.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Golden truth behind Travel Ipswich roadworks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5517-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 12:13:12', '2018-01-29 12:13:12', '', 5517, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5517-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5521, 1, '2016-12-15 16:32:00', '2016-12-15 16:32:00', '<b>The real truth behind the £21 million Travel Ipswich highways programme can be revealed for the first time today.</b>\r\n\r\nMotorists have been left frustrated by the endless roadworks around town, causing lengthy delays to even the shortest journey.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut far from spending £21m to dig up roads and junctions in an apparent effort to improve traffic flow around the town, the reality is that the council is looking for buried treasure worth £21m.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the highways management team said: "It\'s common knowledge amongst the road crews that there is £21m in gold somewhere under the roads of Ipswich, and we are going to keep digging until we find it."\r\n\r\nDelayed motorists will be relieved to hear that once the council finds the £21 million gold, it will sell it and then spend the cash on digging up the roads to improve traffic flow.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Golden truth behind Travel Ipswich roadworks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5517-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-15 16:32:00', '2016-12-15 16:32:00', '', 5517, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5517-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5522, 1, '2016-12-15 17:31:21', '2016-12-15 17:31:21', '<b>The real truth behind the £21 million Travel Ipswich highways programme can be revealed for the first time today.</b>\r\n\r\nMotorists have been left frustrated by the endless roadworks around town, causing lengthy delays to even the shortest journey.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut far from spending £21m to dig up roads and junctions in an apparent effort to improve traffic flow, the reality is that the council is looking for buried treasure worth £21m.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the highways management team said: "It\'s common knowledge amongst the road crews that there is £21m in gold somewhere under the roads of Ipswich, and we are going to keep digging until we find it."\r\n\r\nDelayed motorists will be relieved to hear that once the council finds the £21 million gold, it will sell it and then spend the cash on digging up the roads to improve traffic flow.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Golden truth behind Travel Ipswich roadworks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5517-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-15 17:31:21', '2016-12-15 17:31:21', '', 5517, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5517-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5524, 1, '2016-12-16 09:29:15', '2016-12-16 09:29:15', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg" alt="Felixstowe fisherman" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5525" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Felixstowe mayor and town police chief have put aside their differences and agreed to pay a local fisherman to hunt down and catch the shark that is stalking the resort.</strong>\r\n\r\nBart Clint, a former Merchant Navy seaman who is covered in menacing tattoos, got everyone\'s attention at the recent emergency public meeting when he stood up, scraped his fingernails down a chalk board and claimed: "Bad fish. This shark, swallow you whole."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Clint, <em>pictured above with his boat</em>, told the astonished crowd that he would find the shark for £3,000, adding: "But I\'ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."\r\n\r\nHe has since been out on a recon trip in his old wooden boat, which does not look entirely seaworthy, with Police Chief Martin Cody and local oceanographer Matt Cooper. Captain Cody believed he spotted the shark and told Mr Clint, in no uncertain terms: "You\'re going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\nMr Clint is a veteran of merchant navy trips around the world, and replied how he once fell overboard off Devon and was surrounded by fearsome dolphins. It was this harrowing experience that made him the ideal shark hunter today, no matter what boat he was in.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe three are looking for an eight-foot long <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark that bit Felixstowe windsurfer Christopher Mills\' surfboard</a>. Fears a killer Great White is patrolling the North Sea were raised after it was revealed Chrissie Watkins, from Felixstowe, had gone missing while swimming in the sea days earlier.\r\n\r\nCaptain Cody wants to close the beaches, but <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Mayor Larry Warne is desperately trying to downplay the reports</a> fearing it will hit Felixstowe\'s booming tourist trade.\r\n\r\nMr Clint will begin his full hunting trip with Captain Cody and Mr Cooper this weekend. The Suffolk Gazette declined an offer to put a reporter on board.\r\n\r\n<em>* EDIT: The Shark was killed, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it didn\'t end well for the fisherman</a>.</em>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Felixstowe police chief and mayor hire fisherman to catch shark', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'fisherman-catch-shark', '', '', '2018-05-20 09:11:53', '2018-05-20 09:11:53', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5524', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5526, 1, '2016-12-16 09:29:15', '2016-12-16 09:29:15', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg" alt="Felixstowe fisherman" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5525" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Felixstowe mayor and town police chief have put aside their differences and agreed to pay a local fisherman to hunt down and catch the shark that is stalking the resort.</b>\r\n\r\nBart Clint, a former Merchant Navy seaman who is covered in menacing tattoos, got everyone\'s attention at the recent emergency public meeting when he stood up, scraped his fingernails down a chalk board and claimed: "Bad fish. This shark, swallow you whole."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Clint, <i>pictured above with his boat</i>, told the astonished crowd that he would find the shark for £3,000, adding: "But I\'ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."\r\n\r\nHe has since been out on a recon trip in his old wooden boat with Police Chief Martin Cody and local oceanographer Matt Cooper. Captain Cody believed he spotted the shark and told Mr Clint, in no uncertain terms: "You\'re going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\nMr Clint is a veteran of merchant navy trips around the world, and replied how he once fell overboard off Devon and was surrounded by fearsome dolphins. It was this harrowing experience that made him the ideal shark hunter today, no matter what boat he had.\r\n\r\nThe three are looking for an eight-foot long <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark that bit Felixstowe windsurfer Christopher Mills\' surfboard</a>. Fears a killer Great White is patrolling the North Sea were raised after it was revealed Chrissie Watkins, from Felixstowe, had gone missing while swimming in the sea days earlier.\r\n\r\nCaptain Cody wants to close the beaches, but <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Mayor Larry Warne is desperately trying to downplay the reports</a> fearing it will hit Felixstowe\'s booming tourist trade.\r\n\r\nMr Clint will begin his full hunting trip with Captain Cody and Mr Cooper this weekend. The Suffolk Gazette declined an offer to put a reporter on board.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe police chief and mayor hire fisherman to catch shark', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5524-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-16 09:29:15', '2016-12-16 09:29:15', '', 5524, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5524-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5527, 1, '2016-12-16 09:33:22', '2016-12-16 09:33:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg" alt="Felixstowe fisherman" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5525" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Felixstowe mayor and town police chief have put aside their differences and agreed to pay a local fisherman to hunt down and catch the shark that is stalking the resort.</b>\r\n\r\nBart Clint, a former Merchant Navy seaman who is covered in menacing tattoos, got everyone\'s attention at the recent emergency public meeting when he stood up, scraped his fingernails down a chalk board and claimed: "Bad fish. This shark, swallow you whole."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Clint, <i>pictured above with his boat</i>, told the astonished crowd that he would find the shark for £3,000, adding: "But I\'ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."\r\n\r\nHe has since been out on a recon trip in his old wooden boat with Police Chief Martin Cody and local oceanographer Matt Cooper. Captain Cody believed he spotted the shark and told Mr Clint, in no uncertain terms: "You\'re going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\nMr Clint is a veteran of merchant navy trips around the world, and replied how he once fell overboard off Devon and was surrounded by fearsome dolphins. It was this harrowing experience that made him the ideal shark hunter today, no matter what boat he was in.\r\n\r\nThe three are looking for an eight-foot long <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark that bit Felixstowe windsurfer Christopher Mills\' surfboard</a>. Fears a killer Great White is patrolling the North Sea were raised after it was revealed Chrissie Watkins, from Felixstowe, had gone missing while swimming in the sea days earlier.\r\n\r\nCaptain Cody wants to close the beaches, but <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Mayor Larry Warne is desperately trying to downplay the reports</a> fearing it will hit Felixstowe\'s booming tourist trade.\r\n\r\nMr Clint will begin his full hunting trip with Captain Cody and Mr Cooper this weekend. The Suffolk Gazette declined an offer to put a reporter on board.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe police chief and mayor hire fisherman to catch shark', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5524-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-16 09:33:22', '2016-12-16 09:33:22', '', 5524, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5524-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5528, 1, '2016-12-16 09:37:56', '2016-12-16 09:37:56', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</b>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Shark attack: Christopher Mills\' mauled board on Felixstowe beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society said: "Our team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n* EDIT: It later emerged that the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Felixstowe mayor and police chief</a> had clashed over the shark reports.\r\n\r\n** EDIT: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">Local fisherman hired to catch and kill the shark</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-16 09:37:56', '2016-12-16 09:37:56', '', 5467, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5529, 1, '2016-12-16 09:43:10', '2016-12-16 09:43:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg" alt="Felixstowe fisherman" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5525" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Felixstowe mayor and town police chief have put aside their differences and agreed to pay a local fisherman to hunt down and catch the shark that is stalking the resort.</b>\r\n\r\nBart Clint, a former Merchant Navy seaman who is covered in menacing tattoos, got everyone\'s attention at the recent emergency public meeting when he stood up, scraped his fingernails down a chalk board and claimed: "Bad fish. This shark, swallow you whole."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Clint, <i>pictured above with his boat</i>, told the astonished crowd that he would find the shark for £3,000, adding: "But I\'ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."\r\n\r\nHe has since been out on a recon trip in his old wooden boat, which does not look entirely seaworthy, with Police Chief Martin Cody and local oceanographer Matt Cooper. Captain Cody believed he spotted the shark and told Mr Clint, in no uncertain terms: "You\'re going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\nMr Clint is a veteran of merchant navy trips around the world, and replied how he once fell overboard off Devon and was surrounded by fearsome dolphins. It was this harrowing experience that made him the ideal shark hunter today, no matter what boat he was in.\r\n\r\nThe three are looking for an eight-foot long <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark that bit Felixstowe windsurfer Christopher Mills\' surfboard</a>. Fears a killer Great White is patrolling the North Sea were raised after it was revealed Chrissie Watkins, from Felixstowe, had gone missing while swimming in the sea days earlier.\r\n\r\nCaptain Cody wants to close the beaches, but <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Mayor Larry Warne is desperately trying to downplay the reports</a> fearing it will hit Felixstowe\'s booming tourist trade.\r\n\r\nMr Clint will begin his full hunting trip with Captain Cody and Mr Cooper this weekend. The Suffolk Gazette declined an offer to put a reporter on board.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Felixstowe police chief and mayor hire fisherman to catch shark', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5524-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-16 09:43:10', '2016-12-16 09:43:10', '', 5524, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5524-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5552, 1, '2016-12-17 11:01:31', '2016-12-17 11:01:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/jeremy-corbyn-carpool-karaoke.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/jeremy-corbyn-carpool-karaoke.jpg" alt="Jeremy Corbyn Carpool Karaoke" width="1024" height="568" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5553" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Embattled Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has come up with a novel way of gaining more popular support - creating a celebrity video shoot in his car.</b>\r\n\r\nHe has launched a hilarious series called Jeremy Corbyn Carpool Karaoke, where well-known stars sing along with him in his official vehicle.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe videos are then posted on social media, with the latest one, featuring American diva Mariah Carey, going viral.\r\n\r\nIn the clip, the pair sing along to her smash hit <i>All I Want for Christmas Is You</i>, which is now expected to become Labour\'s new party anthem ahead of the next election.\r\n\r\nA Labour insider said: "Jeremy is getting pasted in the polls, and we even came fourth in the Sleaford and North Hykeham Parliamentary by-election last week.\r\n\r\n"His Carpool Karaoke idea is a brilliant way to engage with a youthful audience, and we hope that turns into votes.\r\n\r\n"Mariah is a well-known Labour Party supporter, so she was only too pleased to help."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mariah Carey stars in Jeremy Corbyn Carpool Karaoke', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'carpool-karaoke', '', '', '2016-12-19 09:47:39', '2016-12-19 09:47:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5552', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5554, 1, '2016-12-17 11:01:31', '2016-12-17 11:01:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/jeremy-corbyn-carpool-karaoke.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/jeremy-corbyn-carpool-karaoke.jpg" alt="Jeremy Corbyn Carpool Karaoke" width="1024" height="568" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5553" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Embattled Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has come up with a novel way of gaining more popular support - creating a celebrity video shoot in his car.</b>\r\n\r\nHe has launched a hilarious series called Jeremy Corbyn Carpool Karaoke, where well-known stars sing along with him in his official vehicle.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe videos are then posted on social media, with the latest one, featuring American diva Mariah Carey, going viral.\r\n\r\nIn the clip, the pair sing along to her smash hit <i>All I Want for Christmas Is You</i>, which is now expected to become Labour\'s new party anthem ahead of the next election.\r\n\r\nA Labour insider said: "Jeremy is getting pasted in the polls, and we even came fourth in the Sleaford and North Hykeham Parliamentary by-election last week.\r\n\r\n"His Carpool Karaoke idea is a brilliant way to engage with a youthful audience, and we hope that turns into votes.\r\n\r\n"Mariah is a well-known Labour Party supporter, so she was only too pleased to help."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mariah Carey stars in Jeremy Corbyn Carpool Karaoke', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5552-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-17 11:01:31', '2016-12-17 11:01:31', '', 5552, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5552-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5557, 1, '2016-12-19 09:46:37', '2016-12-19 09:46:37', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shark-eats-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shark-eats-fisherman.jpg" alt="Shark eats fisherman" width="810" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5558" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe was celebrating today after the huge shark that had been terrorising the resort for weeks was killed by brave police chief Martin Cody.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut the shark hunt came at a high price as local fisherman Bart Clint was eaten alive just moments earlier.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Clint, a veteran of the merchant navy, had been hired by Chief Cody and town mayor Larry Warne to hunt and kill the shark before this weekend\'s annual charity swim turned into a terrifying human buffet.\r\n\r\nThey took oceanographer Matt Cooper but the Suffolk Gazette editor refused an invitation to join them on board. He denied he was scared, insisting he was committed to covering a local church fete instead.\r\n\r\nHowever, the Gazette did hire a drone to follow the boat overhead as it set out into the North Sea to track down and kill the 24-foot predator.\r\n\r\nAnd the drone soon captured the horrific moment when the shark leapt up onto the end of Mr Clint\'s old wooden boat, tipping it front end up so that he slid down into its gaping jaws.\r\n\r\nAt the request of his family, we publish the image at the top of this page to illustrate just how brave he was at the death.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Mr Cooper had plunged overboard in the ensuing panic and was presumed drowned or eaten by the shark as well, leaving only Chief Cody on board as the boat lurched to the right and began to sink.\r\n\r\nThe drone footage showed Cody was being circled by the shark and was destined to be another shark snack, but the ingenious police chief had other ideas.\r\n\r\nHe found a canister of helium on the boat, which Mr Clint had used to inflate balloons to be sold to Felixstowe tourists when he was not out at sea.\r\n\r\nAs the shark approached, Cody shoved the canister into its hideous mouth; bits of Mr Clint were still dripping from its teeth. The shark punctured the metal and helium began escaping under pressure down its gullet.\r\n\r\nChief Cody grinned as the shark let out a hilarious, high-pitched squeaking noise as the gas took its comical effect - before it blew up into a thousand pieces as the pressure built up in its body.\r\n\r\nMoments later, Mr Cooper surfaced unexpectedly - revealing he had been hiding on the seabed with a diver\'s gas tank while Chief Cody acted the hero.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWith the fearsome predator now dead, town mayor Mr Warne announced there would be a public service on the seafront to remember Mr Clint, Chrissie Watkins, the swimmer who went missing two weeks ago, two local divers who were also feared to be victims, and Pippet, a small dog eaten alive in front of its devastated owner as it fetched a tennis ball from the water near the pier.\r\n\r\nAnd with that, the Suffolk Gazette ends its coverage of this astonishing saga. It is now safe to go back in the water. Some readers have suggested the story might one day make a film, but no one would pay to see such a movie.\r\n\r\nHere is how the story unfolded: initial fears were raised when a windsurfer claimed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark had bitten a huge chunk from his surf board</a>. Then, after reports a woman swimmer had gone missing, the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">town mayor and police chief disagreed over how to tackle the shark problem</a>. Eventually they agreed to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">hire local fisherman Bart Clint to hunt down and kill the shark</a>. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Resort celebrates as shark killed, but fisherman eaten alive', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'shark-killed', '', '', '2018-05-20 09:06:03', '2018-05-20 09:06:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5557', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5559, 1, '2016-12-19 09:41:50', '2016-12-19 09:41:50', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe was celebrating today after the huge shark that had been terrorising the resort for weeks was killed by brave police chief Martin Cody.</b>\r\n\r\nBut the shark hunt came at a high price as local fisherman Bart Clint was eaten alive just moments earlier.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Clint, a veteran of the merchant navy, had been hired by Chief Cody and town mayor Larry Warne to hunt and kill the shark before this weekend\'s annual Christmas Day charity swim turned into a terrifying human buffet.\r\n\r\nThey took oceanographer Matt Cooper but the Suffolk Gazette editor refused an invitation to join them on board. He denied he was scared, insisting he was committed to covering a local church fete instead.\r\n\r\nHowever, the Gazette did hire a drone to follow the boat overhead as it set out into the North Sea to track down and kill the 24-foot predator.\r\n\r\nAnd the drone soon captured the horrific moment when the shark leapt up onto the end of Mr Clint\'s old wooden boat, tipping it front end up to that he slid down into its gaping jaws. At the request of his family, we publish the image below to illustrate just how brave he was at the death.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shark-eats-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shark-eats-fisherman.jpg" alt="Shark eats fisherman" width="810" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5558" /></a></center><i>Clint could be heard still singing Farewell You Fair Spanish Ladies as he was dragged underwater</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Mr Cooper had plunged overboard in the ensuing panic and was presumed drowned or eaten by the shark as well, leaving only Chief Cody on board as the boat lurched to the right and began to sink.\r\n\r\nThe drone footage showed Cody was being circled by the shark and was destined to be another shark snack, but the ingenious police chief had other ideas.\r\n\r\nHe found a canister of helium on the boat, which Mr Clint had used to inflate balloons to be sold to Felixstowe tourists when he was not out at sea.\r\n\r\nAs the shark approached, Cody shoved the canister into its hideous mouth, bits of Mr Clint still dripping from its teeth. The shark punctured the metal and helium began escaping under pressure down its gullet.\r\n\r\nChief Cody grinned as the shark let out a hilarious, high-pitched squeaking noise as the gas took its comical effect - before it blew up into a thousand pieces as the pressure built up in its body.\r\n\r\nMoments later, Mr Cooper surfaced - revealing he had been hiding on the seabed like a girl while Chief Cody acted the hero.\r\n\r\nWith the fearsome predator now dead, town mayor Mr Warne announced there would be a public service on the seafront to remember Mr Clint, Chrissie Watkins, the swimmer who went missing two weeks ago, two local divers who were also feared to be victims, and Pippet, a small dog eaten alive in front of its devastated owner as it fetched a tennis ball from the water near the pier.\r\n\r\nAnd with that, the Suffolk Gazette ends its coverage of this astonishing saga. Some readers have suggested the story might one day make a film, but no one would pay to see such a movie.\r\n\r\nHere is how the story unfolded: initial fears were raised when a windsurfer claimed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark had bitten a huge chunk from his surf board</a>. Then, after reports a woman swimmer had gone missing, the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">town mayor and police chief disagreed over how to tackle the shark problem</a>. Eventually they agreed to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">hire local fisherman Bart Clint to hunt down and kill the shark</a>. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Resort celebrates as shark killed, but fisherman eaten alive', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5557-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-19 09:41:50', '2016-12-19 09:41:50', '', 5557, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5557-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5560, 1, '2016-12-19 09:46:03', '2016-12-19 09:46:03', '<b>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nFelixstowe was celebrating today after the huge shark that had been terrorising the resort for weeks was killed by brave police chief Martin Cody.</b>\r\n\r\nBut the shark hunt came at a high price as local fisherman Bart Clint was eaten alive just moments earlier.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Clint, a veteran of the merchant navy, had been hired by Chief Cody and town mayor Larry Warne to hunt and kill the shark before this weekend\'s annual Christmas Day charity swim turned into a terrifying human buffet.\r\n\r\nThey took oceanographer Matt Cooper but the Suffolk Gazette editor refused an invitation to join them on board. He denied he was scared, insisting he was committed to covering a local church fete instead.\r\n\r\nHowever, the Gazette did hire a drone to follow the boat overhead as it set out into the North Sea to track down and kill the 24-foot predator.\r\n\r\nAnd the drone soon captured the horrific moment when the shark leapt up onto the end of Mr Clint\'s old wooden boat, tipping it front end up to that he slid down into its gaping jaws. At the request of his family, we publish the image below to illustrate just how brave he was at the death.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shark-eats-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shark-eats-fisherman.jpg" alt="Shark eats fisherman" width="810" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5558" /></a></center><i>Clint could be heard still singing Farewell You Fair Spanish Ladies as he was dragged underwater</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Mr Cooper had plunged overboard in the ensuing panic and was presumed drowned or eaten by the shark as well, leaving only Chief Cody on board as the boat lurched to the right and began to sink.\r\n\r\nThe drone footage showed Cody was being circled by the shark and was destined to be another shark snack, but the ingenious police chief had other ideas.\r\n\r\nHe found a canister of helium on the boat, which Mr Clint had used to inflate balloons to be sold to Felixstowe tourists when he was not out at sea.\r\n\r\nAs the shark approached, Cody shoved the canister into its hideous mouth, bits of Mr Clint still dripping from its teeth. The shark punctured the metal and helium began escaping under pressure down its gullet.\r\n\r\nChief Cody grinned as the shark let out a hilarious, high-pitched squeaking noise as the gas took its comical effect - before it blew up into a thousand pieces as the pressure built up in its body.\r\n\r\nMoments later, Mr Cooper surfaced unexpectedly - revealing he had been hiding on the seabed with a diver\'s gas tank while Chief Cody acted the hero.\r\n\r\nWith the fearsome predator now dead, town mayor Mr Warne announced there would be a public service on the seafront to remember Mr Clint, Chrissie Watkins, the swimmer who went missing two weeks ago, two local divers who were also feared to be victims, and Pippet, a small dog eaten alive in front of its devastated owner as it fetched a tennis ball from the water near the pier.\r\n\r\nAnd with that, the Suffolk Gazette ends its coverage of this astonishing saga. It is now safe to go back in the water. Some readers have suggested the story might one day make a film, but no one would pay to see such a movie.\r\n\r\nHere is how the story unfolded: initial fears were raised when a windsurfer claimed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark had bitten a huge chunk from his surf board</a>. Then, after reports a woman swimmer had gone missing, the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">town mayor and police chief disagreed over how to tackle the shark problem</a>. Eventually they agreed to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">hire local fisherman Bart Clint to hunt down and kill the shark</a>. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Resort celebrates as shark killed, but fisherman eaten alive', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5557-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-19 09:46:03', '2016-12-19 09:46:03', '', 5557, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5557-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5561, 1, '2016-12-20 08:49:40', '2016-12-20 08:49:40', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police arrested two men yesterday, one for stealing a car battery and another for the theft of a firework.</b>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman confirmed today: "We charged one, and let the other off."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMeanwhile, in completely unrelated news, the editor of the Suffolk Gazette, Britain\'s brightest spoof and satirical news publication, is under investigation for stealing old jokes.\r\n\r\nAn insider at the newspaper admitted: "If time is tight, then an old joke book is an easy target. Anyway, it\'s this sort of childish humour that is appreciated most by our readers."\r\n\r\nAnyone who thinks they can do better is urged to reach out to this publication\'s <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us</a> page with any mildly amusing story suggestions.\r\n\r\nThe insider added: "We need to line up some stories over the Christmas period as the editor will be busy working for charity, helping the needy, walking elderly neighbours\' dogs, and in no way drinking for four days solid."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Police admit investigation was a joke', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-police-joke', '', '', '2016-12-21 11:18:24', '2016-12-21 11:18:24', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5561', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5562, 1, '2016-12-20 08:49:40', '2016-12-20 08:49:40', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police arrested two men yesterday, one for stealing a car battery and another for the theft of a firework.</b>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman confirmed today: "We charged one, and let the other off."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMeanwhile, in completely unrelated news, the editor of the Suffolk Gazette, Britain\'s brightest spoof and satirical news publication, is under investigation for stealing old jokes.\r\n\r\nAn insider at the newspaper admitted: "If time is tight, then an old joke book is an easy target. Anyway, it\'s this sort of childish humour that is appreciated most by our readers."\r\n\r\nAnyone who thinks they can do better is urged to reach out to this publication\'s <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/">Contact Us</a> page with any mildly amusing story suggestions.\r\n\r\nThe insider added: "We need to line up some stories over the Christmas period as the editor will be busy working for charity, helping the needy, walking elderly neighbours\' dogs, and in no way drinking for four days solid."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Police admit investigation was a joke', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5561-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-20 08:49:40', '2016-12-20 08:49:40', '', 5561, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5561-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5563, 0, '2016-12-20 09:37:11', '2016-12-20 09:37:11', 'I\'m having an affair with a librarian, but she likes to keep it quiet...\r\n\r\nFlasher got on the bus to Ipswich from Stowmarket and exposed himself to two elderly ladies, one had a stroke, the other couldn\'t reach....\r\n\r\nJust moved north of Diss, not saying it\'s a small village, but my neighbour came by and said meet my wife and my sister..... There was only one woman....\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Simon\nAUTHOR EMAIL: simon@8cw.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 188.29.165.251\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Simon \n    [2_Email] =&gt; simon@8cw.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; I\'m having an affair with a librarian, but she likes to keep it quiet...\r\n\r\nFlasher got on the bus to Ipswich from Stowmarket and exposed himself to two elderly ladies, one had a stroke, the other couldn\'t reach....\r\n\r\nJust moved north of Diss, not saying it\'s a small village, but my neighbour came by and said meet my wife and my sister..... There was only one woman.... \n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; a8469447b93a35b3852b232a2bf51287\n)\n', 'Simon - 2016-12-20 09:37:11', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'a8469447b93a35b3852b232a2bf51287', '', '', '2016-12-20 09:37:11', '2016-12-20 09:37:11', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5563', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5564, 0, '2016-12-20 13:26:58', '2016-12-20 13:26:58', 'Has any one seen the two water bandits as they have stole my water. Last known address was waterworks street Ipswich.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Donna\nAUTHOR EMAIL: philabdwife@hotmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 82.4.233.1\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Donna\n    [2_Email] =&gt; philabdwife@hotmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Has any one seen the two water bandits as they have stole my water. Last known address was waterworks street Ipswich. \n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 44f31b8f7a59e37786eb4fd9f557c5db\n)\n', 'Donna - 2016-12-20 13:26:58', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '44f31b8f7a59e37786eb4fd9f557c5db', '', '', '2016-12-20 13:26:58', '2016-12-20 13:26:58', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5564', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5566, 0, '2016-12-21 10:22:01', '2016-12-21 10:22:01', 'After the next defeat of Norwich City....\r\n\r\n to be prosecuted by the RSPCA for cruelty to canarys .....\r\n\r\nIpswich man wins gold medal at World Replacement Coach Driver Games after record braking six hour dash between Norwich Thorpe and Ipswich Stations. \r\n\r\nHappy xmas,\r\n\r\nSteve\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Steve\nAUTHOR EMAIL: squirrox@gmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 213.121.193.252\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Steve \n    [2_Email] =&gt; squirrox@gmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; After the next defeat of Norwich City....\r\n\r\n to be prosecuted by the RSPCA for cruelty to canarys .....\r\n\r\nIpswich man wins gold medal at World Replacement Coach Driver Games after record braking six hour dash between Norwich Thorpe and Ipswich Stations. \r\n\r\nHappy xmas,\r\n\r\nSteve \r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; c8d38e939cf0c39274b81391224d90a6\n)\n', 'Steve - 2016-12-21 10:22:01', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'c8d38e939cf0c39274b81391224d90a6', '', '', '2016-12-21 10:22:01', '2016-12-21 10:22:01', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5566', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5567, 0, '2016-12-21 10:22:04', '2016-12-21 10:22:04', 'After the next defeat of Norwich City....\r\n\r\n to be prosecuted by the RSPCA for cruelty to canarys .....\r\n\r\nIpswich man wins gold medal at World Replacement Coach Driver Games after record braking six hour dash between Norwich Thorpe and Ipswich Stations. \r\n\r\nHappy xmas,\r\n\r\nSteve\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Steve\nAUTHOR EMAIL: squirrox@gmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 213.121.193.250\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Steve \n    [2_Email] =&gt; squirrox@gmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; After the next defeat of Norwich City....\r\n\r\n to be prosecuted by the RSPCA for cruelty to canarys .....\r\n\r\nIpswich man wins gold medal at World Replacement Coach Driver Games after record braking six hour dash between Norwich Thorpe and Ipswich Stations. \r\n\r\nHappy xmas,\r\n\r\nSteve \r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; f4af84490561999b331d6320366b2ddb\n)\n', 'Steve - 2016-12-21 10:22:04', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'f4af84490561999b331d6320366b2ddb', '', '', '2016-12-21 10:22:04', '2016-12-21 10:22:04', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5567', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5570, 1, '2018-12-20 09:16:55', '2018-12-20 09:16:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/christmas-tractor-e1482318485692.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5571" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/christmas-tractor-e1482318485692.jpg" alt="Mystery Christmas gift" width="350" height="350" /></a></center>\n\n<b>Retailers have given the Suffolk Gazette a tantalising glimpse of the county\'s best-selling toy this Christmas.</b>\n\nBut to save ruining the big day for tens of thousands of local children, they have kept the mystery toy in its wrapping paper.\n\n\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of the Suffolk Retail Consortium, said: "It\'s been a case of jingle tills this year as parents have been splashing out on the best-selling Christmas toy for girls and boys of all ages in Suffolk.\n\n"It\'s certainly quite a big gift, but it comes in surprisingly cheap at around £170,000. We\'ve kept it wrapped for our press release photograph, however, because we don\'t want to spoil the surprise for so many youngsters on Christmas morning."\n\nStaff say the toy is too big for Santa to get down the chimney, but it can be left outside in the road.\n\nCan you guess what the mystery present is? A skateboard, perhaps? Or is it the latest Xbox? Leave your guess in on our Facebook page. The best answer will win absolutely nothing.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMeanwhile, retailers in Norfolk have confirmed that their best-sellers this Christmas continue to be the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/wolf-fleece/">Wolf Fleece</a>, and pairs of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-six-fingered-gloves/">six-fingered gloves</a>.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Mystery surrounds best-selling Suffolk Christmas toy', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'top-selling-christmas-toy', '', '', '2018-12-20 10:30:41', '2018-12-20 10:30:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5570', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5572, 1, '2016-12-21 11:07:38', '2016-12-21 11:07:38', '', 'christmas-tractors', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'christmas-tractors', '', '', '2016-12-21 11:07:38', '2016-12-21 11:07:38', '', 5570, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/christmas-tractors.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5573, 1, '2016-12-21 11:16:55', '2016-12-21 11:16:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/christmas-tractor-e1482318485692.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/christmas-tractor-e1482318485692.jpg" alt="Mystery Christmas gift" width="350" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5571" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nRetailers have given the Suffolk Gazette a tantalising glimpse of the county\'s best-selling toy this Christmas.</b>\r\n\r\nBut to save ruining the big day for tens of thousands of local children, they have kept the mystery toy in its wrapping paper.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Retail Consortium said: "It\'s certainly been a case of jingle tills this year as parents have been splashing out on the best-selling Christmas toy for girls and boys of all ages in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"It\'s certainly quite a big gift, but it comes in surprisingly cheap at around £170,000. We\'ve kept it wrapped for our press release photograph, however, because we don\'t want to spoil the surprise for so many youngsters on Christmas morning."\r\n\r\nStaff say the toy is too big for Santa to get down the chimney, but it can be left outside in the road.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, retailers in Norfolk have confirmed that their best-sellers this Christmas continue to be the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/wolf-fleece/">Wolf Fleece</a>, and pairs of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-six-fingered-gloves/">six-fingered gloves</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk\'s best-selling Christmas toy revealed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5570-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-21 11:16:55', '2016-12-21 11:16:55', '', 5570, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5570-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5574, 1, '2016-12-21 11:20:32', '2016-12-21 11:20:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2311"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image-1.jpeg" alt="image" width="3264" height="2448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2311" /></a></center><center><I>Tasteful: Wolf fleece</center></I><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThousands of lucky Norfolk residents will get a wolf fleece for Christmas, with the county topping sales in the UK.</b>\r\n\r\nA survey of this year\'s must-have gifts showed Norfolk can\'t get enough of the classy lupine garment.\r\n\r\nSales have leapt in all parts of the county, but have been particularly strong in Great Yarmouth, according to the influential Shopping Festive Leaders survey.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br><br>\r\nSpokesman Richard Cobbold said: "Each year we are surprised by one gift that becomes the thing people want most.\r\n\r\n"In 2015 Norfolk, this is the wolf fleece, which has been in such high demand that most outlets in Yarmouth and Norwich sold out days ago."\r\n\r\nDisappointed shopper Billy Bob Spuckler told the Suffolk Gazette: "I wanted to get one for my brother Bubba, but couldn\'t find one anywhere.\r\n\r\n"I should have gone online, but we don\'t have internet in Downham Market."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Wolf fleece tops Norfolk Xmas list', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2309-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-21 11:20:32', '2016-12-21 11:20:32', '', 2309, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2309-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5575, 0, '2016-12-21 13:22:17', '2016-12-21 13:22:17', 'Recent news story idea\r\n\r\nTitle : How Dare\'he\r\nWhilst walking through Ipswich Town centre, local man Harry Baals was attacked by a hooligan who found it funny to throw stale milk and mouldy cheese at the individual. Harry gave chase but was slowed down by cheese stuck to his jacket and slippery shoes.\r\n\r\nThe hooligan like the milk and cheese was quite mature. Fortunately Harry only received \'mild\' bruising.\r\n\r\nIpswich county council are now have to clear up the De\'brie after the incident.\r\nHarry has decided to go on holiday to Philadelphia to forget the incident.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Lee\nAUTHOR EMAIL: lee.calver@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 213.121.193.244\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Lee\n    [2_Email] =&gt; lee.calver@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Recent news story idea\r\n\r\nTitle : How Dare\'he\r\nWhilst walking through Ipswich Town centre, local man Harry Baals was attacked by a hooligan who found it funny to throw stale milk and mouldy cheese at the individual. Harry gave chase but was slowed down by cheese stuck to his jacket and slippery shoes.\r\n\r\nThe hooligan like the milk and cheese was quite mature. Fortunately Harry only received \'mild\' bruising.\r\n\r\nIpswich county council are now have to clear up the De\'brie after the incident.\r\nHarry has decided to go on holiday to Philadelphia to forget the incident.\r\n\r\n\r\n\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 1ad7d07cff658a660012ea736efd4eb5\n)\n', 'Lee - 2016-12-21 13:22:17', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1ad7d07cff658a660012ea736efd4eb5', '', '', '2016-12-21 13:22:17', '2016-12-21 13:22:17', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5575', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5576, 0, '2016-12-21 16:00:52', '2016-12-21 16:00:52', 'Dear agony auntie\r\nIf you get divorced in Norfolk are you still brother and sister??\r\nWorried grey eyes\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Worried grey eyes\nAUTHOR EMAIL: clive@glemsford.net\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 213.121.193.244\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Worried grey eyes\n    [2_Email] =&gt; clive@glemsford.net\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Dear agony auntie\r\nIf you get divorced in Norfolk are you still brother and sister??\r\nWorried grey eyes\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; af9884a875084c0ee8c7e7c064400c68\n)\n', 'Worried grey eyes - 2016-12-21 16:00:52', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'af9884a875084c0ee8c7e7c064400c68', '', '', '2016-12-21 16:00:52', '2016-12-21 16:00:52', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5576', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5577, 1, '2016-12-23 10:09:54', '2016-12-23 10:09:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg" alt="Rail Replacement Bus Service" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5578" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nDelighted Gerald Jenkins was celebrating today after winning Greater Anglia\'s coveted Rail Replacement Bus Service Driver of the Year award.</strong>\r\n\r\nBeaming Gerald, 62, was handed the trophy at a glittering ceremony last night after single-handedly clocking up 3,478 bus journeys this year between Ipswich and Liverpool Street Station in London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe award was even more prestigious this year, given that Greater Anglia did not seem to run any trains at all, but relied on four wheels to transport its frustrated passengers.\r\n\r\nGerald, who is married to Jenny and has two grown-up children, was invited on stage by Greater Anglia managing conductor Jamie Burles to receive his award, even though in traditional fashion the ceremony was 25 minutes late.\r\n\r\nMr Burles said: "Gerald is an example to us all, driving his red double-decker bus relentlessly into London through Suffolk and Essex because our trains are not running.\r\n\r\n"He managed 3,478 trips in 2016, which works out at nearly ten a day, so he really was working his socks off."\r\n\r\nGerald said he was humbled by the award. "I\'ve never won anything in my life," he said. "Even though everyone I pick up in my <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rail-replacement-bus/">Rail Replacement Bus Service</a> is thoroughly miserable, it\'s a joy to drive them around parts of Essex they have never been to, and probably never wanted to go to."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Gerald named Rail Replacement Bus Service Driver of the Year', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rail-replacement-bus-driver', '', '', '2018-01-29 13:22:35', '2018-01-29 13:22:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5577', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5578, 1, '2016-12-23 10:06:11', '2016-12-23 10:06:11', 'Rail Replacement Bus Service', 'rail-replacement-bus-service', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'rail-replacement-bus-service', '', '', '2016-12-23 10:06:33', '2016-12-23 10:06:33', '', 5577, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5579, 1, '2016-12-23 10:09:54', '2016-12-23 10:09:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg" alt="Rail Replacement Bus Service" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5578" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nDelighted Gerald Jenkins was celebrating today after winning Greater Anglia\'s coveted Rail Replacement Bus Service Driver of the Year award.</b>\r\n\r\nBeaming Gerald, 62, was handed the trophy at a glittering ceremony last night after single-handedly clocking up 3,478 bus journeys between Ipswich and Liverpool Street Station in London.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe award was even more prestigious this year, given that Greater Anglia did not seem to run any trains at all, but relied on four wheels to transport its frustrated passengers.\r\n\r\nGerald, who is married to Jenny and has two grown-up children, was invited on stage by Greater Anglia Jamie Burles to receive his award, even though in traditional fashion the ceremony was 25 minutes late.\r\n\r\nMr Burles said: "Gerald is an example to us all, driving his red double-decker bus relentlessly into London through Suffolk and Essex because our trains are not running.\r\n\r\n"He managed 3,478 trips in 2016, which works out at nearly ten a day, so he really was working his socks off."\r\n\r\nGerald said he was humbled by the award. "I\'ve never won anything in my life," he said. "Even though everyone I pick up in my Rail Replacement Bus Service is thoroughly miserable, it\'s a joy to drive them around parts of Essex they have never been to, and probably never wanted to go to."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gerald named Rail Replacement Bus Service Driver of the Year', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5577-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-23 10:09:54', '2016-12-23 10:09:54', '', 5577, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5577-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5580, 1, '2016-12-23 10:11:12', '2016-12-23 10:11:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg" alt="Rail Replacement Bus Service" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5578" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nDelighted Gerald Jenkins was celebrating today after winning Greater Anglia\'s coveted Rail Replacement Bus Service Driver of the Year award.</b>\r\n\r\nBeaming Gerald, 62, was handed the trophy at a glittering ceremony last night after single-handedly clocking up 3,478 bus journeys this year between Ipswich and Liverpool Street Station in London.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe award was even more prestigious this year, given that Greater Anglia did not seem to run any trains at all, but relied on four wheels to transport its frustrated passengers.\r\n\r\nGerald, who is married to Jenny and has two grown-up children, was invited on stage by Greater Anglia Jamie Burles to receive his award, even though in traditional fashion the ceremony was 25 minutes late.\r\n\r\nMr Burles said: "Gerald is an example to us all, driving his red double-decker bus relentlessly into London through Suffolk and Essex because our trains are not running.\r\n\r\n"He managed 3,478 trips in 2016, which works out at nearly ten a day, so he really was working his socks off."\r\n\r\nGerald said he was humbled by the award. "I\'ve never won anything in my life," he said. "Even though everyone I pick up in my Rail Replacement Bus Service is thoroughly miserable, it\'s a joy to drive them around parts of Essex they have never been to, and probably never wanted to go to."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gerald named Rail Replacement Bus Service Driver of the Year', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5577-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-23 10:11:12', '2016-12-23 10:11:12', '', 5577, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5577-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5581, 1, '2018-01-29 13:22:31', '2018-01-29 13:22:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg" alt="Rail Replacement Bus Service" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5578" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nDelighted Gerald Jenkins was celebrating today after winning Greater Anglia\'s coveted Rail Replacement Bus Service Driver of the Year award.</strong>\n\nBeaming Gerald, 62, was handed the trophy at a glittering ceremony last night after single-handedly clocking up 3,478 bus journeys this year between Ipswich and Liverpool Street Station in London.\n\n\n\nThe award was even more prestigious this year, given that Greater Anglia did not seem to run any trains at all, but relied on four wheels to transport its frustrated passengers.\n\nGerald, who is married to Jenny and has two grown-up children, was invited on stage by Greater Anglia managing conductor Jamie Burles to receive his award, even though in traditional fashion the ceremony was 25 minutes late.\n\nMr Burles said: "Gerald is an example to us all, driving his red double-decker bus relentlessly into London through Suffolk and Essex because our trains are not running.\n\n"He managed 3,478 trips in 2016, which works out at nearly ten a day, so he really was working his socks off."\n\nGerald said he was humbled by the award. "I\'ve never won anything in my life," he said. "Even though everyone I pick up in my <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rail-replacement-bus/">Rail Replacement Bus Service</a> is thoroughly miserable, it\'s a joy to drive them around parts of Essex they have never been to, and probably never wanted to go to."\n', 'Gerald named Rail Replacement Bus Service Driver of the Year', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5577-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-29 13:22:31', '2018-01-29 13:22:31', '', 5577, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5577-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5582, 1, '2016-12-23 10:12:47', '2016-12-23 10:12:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/rail-replacement-bus-service.jpg" alt="Rail Replacement Bus Service" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5578" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nDelighted Gerald Jenkins was celebrating today after winning Greater Anglia\'s coveted Rail Replacement Bus Service Driver of the Year award.</b>\r\n\r\nBeaming Gerald, 62, was handed the trophy at a glittering ceremony last night after single-handedly clocking up 3,478 bus journeys this year between Ipswich and Liverpool Street Station in London.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe award was even more prestigious this year, given that Greater Anglia did not seem to run any trains at all, but relied on four wheels to transport its frustrated passengers.\r\n\r\nGerald, who is married to Jenny and has two grown-up children, was invited on stage by Greater Anglia managing conductor Jamie Burles to receive his award, even though in traditional fashion the ceremony was 25 minutes late.\r\n\r\nMr Burles said: "Gerald is an example to us all, driving his red double-decker bus relentlessly into London through Suffolk and Essex because our trains are not running.\r\n\r\n"He managed 3,478 trips in 2016, which works out at nearly ten a day, so he really was working his socks off."\r\n\r\nGerald said he was humbled by the award. "I\'ve never won anything in my life," he said. "Even though everyone I pick up in my Rail Replacement Bus Service is thoroughly miserable, it\'s a joy to drive them around parts of Essex they have never been to, and probably never wanted to go to."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Gerald named Rail Replacement Bus Service Driver of the Year', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5577-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-23 10:12:47', '2016-12-23 10:12:47', '', 5577, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5577-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5583, 1, '2016-12-24 16:22:32', '2016-12-24 16:22:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/slf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/slf.jpg" alt="SLF Christmas ceasefire" width="640" height="429" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5584" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Liberation Front has announced a Christmas ceasefire of hostilities with Norfolk, beginning at noon on Christmas Day and ending at midnight on Boxing Day.</b>\r\n\r\nIn a message passed to the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette by the paramilitary force\'s commanding officer, the SLF warned Norfolk peasants not take advantage of the ceasefire by trying to cross the border.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWe agreed to reproduce the letter below after the SLF threatened to turn our corporate HQ, the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, into a refugee centre for Norfolk migrants if we refused.\r\n\r\n<i>Dear Sir,\r\nWe would like to announce that our Christmas ceasefire takes place at midday tomorrow and lasts until midnight on Boxing Day.\r\n\r\nWe will continue to have our forces ready in case Norfolk peasants try to wander over the border and we still have our shoot to kill policy in place.\r\n\r\nOur men in Norfolk will remain in place.\r\n\r\nHowever, to mark the time of year, we will not fire pot shots into Norfolk or stage any incursions into the county.\r\n\r\nWe will, however, renew the war effort at the end of the ceasefire.\r\n\r\nOn New Year\'s Eve we have a big operation planned at midnight under cover of fireworks.\r\n\r\nWe demand that you publish the above details, otherwise we will take the Greyhound public house as a Norfolk refugee holding centre.\r\n\r\nWe are not on the least bit worried about any Norfolk defence force reading this as no one in Norfolk can read.\r\n\r\nFinally, I should like to wish all Suffolk Liberation Front fighters, wherever they may be on secret operations, a happy Christmas.\r\n\r\nWe are Suffolk, we are united.\r\n\r\nMore updates to follow.\r\n\r\nRegards,\r\nCommanding officer</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front stages Christmas ceasefire', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'christmas-ceasefire', '', '', '2016-12-27 10:38:13', '2016-12-27 10:38:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5583', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5585, 1, '2016-12-24 16:22:32', '2016-12-24 16:22:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/slf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/slf.jpg" alt="SLF Christmas ceasefire" width="640" height="429" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5584" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Liberation Front has announced a Christmas ceasefire of hostilities with Norfolk, beginning at noon on Christmas Day and ending at midnight on Boxing Day.</b>\r\n\r\nIn a message passed to the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette by the paramilitary force\'s commanding officer, the SLF warned Norfolk peasants not take advantage of the ceasefire by trying to cross the border.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWe agreed to reproduce the letter below after the SLF threatened to turn our corporate HQ, the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, into a refugee centre for Norfolk migrants.\r\n\r\n<i>Dear Sir,\r\nWe would like to announce that our Christmas ceasefire takes place at midday tomorrow and lasts until midnight on Boxing Day.\r\n\r\nWe will continue to have our forces ready in case Norfolk peasants try to wander over the border and we still have our shoot to kill policy in place.\r\n\r\nOur men in Norfolk will remain in place.\r\n\r\nHowever, to mark the time of year, we will not fire pot shots into Norfolk or stage any incursions into the county.\r\n\r\nWe will, however, renew the war effort at the end of the ceasefire.\r\n\r\nOn New Year\'s Eve we have a big operation planned at midnight under cover of fireworks.\r\n\r\nWe demand that you publish the above details, otherwise we will take the Greyhound public house as a Norfolk refugee holding centre.\r\n\r\nWe are not on the least bit worried about any Norfolk defence force reading this as no one in Norfolk can read.\r\n\r\nWe are Suffolk, we are united.\r\n\r\nMore updates to follow.\r\n\r\nRegards,\r\nCommanding officer"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front stages Christmas ceasefire', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5583-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-24 16:22:32', '2016-12-24 16:22:32', '', 5583, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5583-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5586, 1, '2016-12-24 16:23:48', '2016-12-24 16:23:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/slf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/slf.jpg" alt="SLF Christmas ceasefire" width="640" height="429" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5584" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Liberation Front has announced a Christmas ceasefire of hostilities with Norfolk, beginning at noon on Christmas Day and ending at midnight on Boxing Day.</b>\r\n\r\nIn a message passed to the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette by the paramilitary force\'s commanding officer, the SLF warned Norfolk peasants not take advantage of the ceasefire by trying to cross the border.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWe agreed to reproduce the letter below after the SLF threatened to turn our corporate HQ, the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, into a refugee centre for Norfolk migrants if we refused.\r\n\r\n<i>Dear Sir,\r\nWe would like to announce that our Christmas ceasefire takes place at midday tomorrow and lasts until midnight on Boxing Day.\r\n\r\nWe will continue to have our forces ready in case Norfolk peasants try to wander over the border and we still have our shoot to kill policy in place.\r\n\r\nOur men in Norfolk will remain in place.\r\n\r\nHowever, to mark the time of year, we will not fire pot shots into Norfolk or stage any incursions into the county.\r\n\r\nWe will, however, renew the war effort at the end of the ceasefire.\r\n\r\nOn New Year\'s Eve we have a big operation planned at midnight under cover of fireworks.\r\n\r\nWe demand that you publish the above details, otherwise we will take the Greyhound public house as a Norfolk refugee holding centre.\r\n\r\nWe are not on the least bit worried about any Norfolk defence force reading this as no one in Norfolk can read.\r\n\r\nWe are Suffolk, we are united.\r\n\r\nMore updates to follow.\r\n\r\nRegards,\r\nCommanding officer"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front stages Christmas ceasefire', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5583-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-24 16:23:48', '2016-12-24 16:23:48', '', 5583, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5583-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5587, 1, '2016-12-24 16:33:41', '2016-12-24 16:33:41', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/slf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/slf.jpg" alt="SLF Christmas ceasefire" width="640" height="429" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5584" /></a></center><br><br><br>\n\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nThe Suffolk Liberation Front has announced a Christmas ceasefire of hostilities with Norfolk, beginning at noon on Christmas Day and ending at midnight on Boxing Day.</b>\n\nIn a message passed to the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette by the paramilitary force\'s commanding officer, the SLF warned Norfolk peasants not take advantage of the ceasefire by trying to cross the border.\n\n\n<br>\nWe agreed to reproduce the letter below after the SLF threatened to turn our corporate HQ, the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, into a refugee centre for Norfolk migrants if we refused.\n\n<i>Dear Sir,\nWe would like to announce that our Christmas ceasefire takes place at midday tomorrow and lasts until midnight on Boxing Day.\n\nWe will continue to have our forces ready in case Norfolk peasants try to wander over the border and we still have our shoot to kill policy in place.\n\nOur men in Norfolk will remain in place.\n\nHowever, to mark the time of year, we will not fire pot shots into Norfolk or stage any incursions into the county.\n\nWe will, however, renew the war effort at the end of the ceasefire.\n\nOn New Year\'s Eve we have a big operation planned at midnight under cover of fireworks.\n\nWe demand that you publish the above details, otherwise we will take the Greyhound public house as a Norfolk refugee holding centre.\n\nWe are not on the least bit worried about any Norfolk defence force reading this as no one in Norfolk can read.\n\nFinally, I should like to wish all Suffolk Liberation Front fighters, wherever they may be on secret operations, a happy Christmas.\n\nWe are Suffolk, we are united.\n\nMore updates to follow.\n\nRegards,\nCommanding officer</i>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front stages Christmas ceasefire', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5583-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-12-24 16:33:41', '2016-12-24 16:33:41', '', 5583, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5583-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5588, 1, '2016-12-24 16:30:00', '2016-12-24 16:30:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/slf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/slf.jpg" alt="SLF Christmas ceasefire" width="640" height="429" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5584" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Liberation Front has announced a Christmas ceasefire of hostilities with Norfolk, beginning at noon on Christmas Day and ending at midnight on Boxing Day.</b>\r\n\r\nIn a message passed to the Editor of the Suffolk Gazette by the paramilitary force\'s commanding officer, the SLF warned Norfolk peasants not take advantage of the ceasefire by trying to cross the border.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWe agreed to reproduce the letter below after the SLF threatened to turn our corporate HQ, the Greyhound pub in Ipswich, into a refugee centre for Norfolk migrants if we refused.\r\n\r\n<i>Dear Sir,\r\nWe would like to announce that our Christmas ceasefire takes place at midday tomorrow and lasts until midnight on Boxing Day.\r\n\r\nWe will continue to have our forces ready in case Norfolk peasants try to wander over the border and we still have our shoot to kill policy in place.\r\n\r\nOur men in Norfolk will remain in place.\r\n\r\nHowever, to mark the time of year, we will not fire pot shots into Norfolk or stage any incursions into the county.\r\n\r\nWe will, however, renew the war effort at the end of the ceasefire.\r\n\r\nOn New Year\'s Eve we have a big operation planned at midnight under cover of fireworks.\r\n\r\nWe demand that you publish the above details, otherwise we will take the Greyhound public house as a Norfolk refugee holding centre.\r\n\r\nWe are not on the least bit worried about any Norfolk defence force reading this as no one in Norfolk can read.\r\n\r\nFinally, I should like to wish all Suffolk Liberation Front fighters, wherever they may be in operations, a happy Christmas.\r\n\r\nWe are Suffolk, we are united.\r\n\r\nMore updates to follow.\r\n\r\nRegards,\r\nCommanding officer</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front stages Christmas ceasefire', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5583-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-24 16:30:00', '2016-12-24 16:30:00', '', 5583, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5583-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5595, 1, '2016-12-27 10:37:31', '2016-12-27 10:37:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prick-his-boil.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prick-his-boil.jpg" alt="Prick his boil" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5596" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nA patient is taking legal action against his doctors\' surgery after a painful misunderstanding left him permanently scarred.</b>\r\n\r\nChris Jones, 43, from Haverhill in Suffolk, had gone to see his doctor about a painful lump on his left buttock.\r\n\r\nThe doctor told Mr Jones to drop his trousers, examined the throbbing red lump, and then asked his nursing assistant nurse to "prick his boil".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nUnfortunately, the nurse misheard the instruction and carried out a very different procedure, with agonising consequences.\r\n\r\nMr Jones was unable to walk for two weeks and has only recently started getting feeling back in his private parts.\r\n\r\nHe posed for the picture above, but declined to speak to the Suffolk Gazette. Meanwhile, a spokesman for the doctors\' surgery confirmed: "We have received a complaint after a patient was scalded. The matter is in the hands of our lawyers."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Nurse burns patient after mishearing \'prick his boil\' instruction', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'prick-his-boil', '', '', '2017-02-03 11:08:13', '2017-02-03 11:08:13', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5595', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5597, 1, '2016-12-27 10:37:31', '2016-12-27 10:37:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prick-his-boil.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prick-his-boil.jpg" alt="Prick his boil" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5596" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nA patient is taking legal action against his doctors\' surgery after a painful misunderstanding left him permanently scarred.</b>\r\n\r\nChris Jones, 43, from Haverhill in Suffolk, had gone to see his doctor about a painful lump on his left buttock.\r\n\r\nThe doctor told Mr Jones to drop his trousers, examined the throbbing red lump, and then asked his nursing assistant nurse to "prick his boil".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nUnfortunately, the nurse misheard the instruction and carried out a very different procedure, with agonising consequences.\r\n\r\nMr Jones was unable to walk for two weeks and has only recently started getting feeling back in his private parts.\r\n\r\nHe posed for the picture above, but declined to speak to the Suffolk Gazette. Meanwhile, a spokesman for the doctors\' surgery confirmed: "We have received a complaint after a patient was scolded. The matter is in the hands of our lawyers."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Nurse burns patient after mishearing \'prick his boil\' instruction', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5595-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-27 10:37:31', '2016-12-27 10:37:31', '', 5595, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5595-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5598, 1, '2016-12-27 11:00:28', '2016-12-27 11:00:28', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prick-his-boil.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prick-his-boil.jpg" alt="Prick his boil" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5596" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent\r\n\r\nA patient is taking legal action against his doctors\' surgery after a painful misunderstanding left him permanently scarred.</b>\r\n\r\nChris Jones, 43, from Haverhill in Suffolk, had gone to see his doctor about a painful lump on his left buttock.\r\n\r\nThe doctor told Mr Jones to drop his trousers, examined the throbbing red lump, and then asked his nursing assistant nurse to "prick his boil".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nUnfortunately, the nurse misheard the instruction and carried out a very different procedure, with agonising consequences.\r\n\r\nMr Jones was unable to walk for two weeks and has only recently started getting feeling back in his private parts.\r\n\r\nHe posed for the picture above, but declined to speak to the Suffolk Gazette. Meanwhile, a spokesman for the doctors\' surgery confirmed: "We have received a complaint after a patient was scalded. The matter is in the hands of our lawyers."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Nurse burns patient after mishearing \'prick his boil\' instruction', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5595-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-27 11:00:28', '2016-12-27 11:00:28', '', 5595, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5595-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5599, 1, '2016-12-28 09:39:15', '2016-12-28 09:39:15', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</b>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a><i>Shark attack: Christopher Mills\' mauled board on Felixstowe beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society said: "Our team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk."\r\n\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n* EDIT: It later emerged that the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Felixstowe mayor and police chief</a> had clashed over the shark reports.\r\n\r\n** EDIT EDIT: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">Local fisherman hired to catch and kill the shark</a>.\r\n\r\n*** EDIT EDIT EDIT: The shark was killed, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it did not end well for the fisherman</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-28 09:39:15', '2016-12-28 09:39:15', '', 5467, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5600, 1, '2016-12-28 10:35:04', '2016-12-28 10:35:04', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy&#039;s dog chewed up his tactics book" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5601" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy claims his dog has chewed up his tactics book.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-pressure boss says this is a genuine excuse for being unable to finish recent match preparations.\r\n\r\nHe told Ipswich owner Marcus Evans that he had drawn up a brilliant plan to beat Fulham on Boxing Day, but pesky Keano, his faithful Rottweiler, tore it up when he left it by the sofa.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy claimed this was the 35th time Keano had destroyed his tactics book this year, and admitted he really should do something about it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/yorkshire-terrier/">belligerent Yorkshireman</a> said: "Mick had drawn up a master plan for the Fulham game.\r\n\r\n"He can\'t quite remember what it was because the dog chewed it up, but he recalls it had something to do with playing McGoldrick behind a front two of Pitman and Sears, dropping full-backs Knudsen and Chambers in favour of young guns Kenlock and Emmanuel, and banishing Jonathan Douglas from midfield for ever by playing Lawrence and Dozzell with Skuse sitting deep to protect the back four.\r\n\r\n"However, without his tactics book he was unable to hand this work over to the squad. Instead they reverted to type and produced an utterly predictable Boxing Day performance in which they failed to muster even one shot on target all game."\r\n\r\nMcCarthy hopes that now the truth is out about naughty Keano, fans will understand why things have been going wrong, and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/mick-mccarthy-video/">get off his back</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Evans is not convinced. A club insider said: "Marcus may have been distracted over Christmas by some unappetising Brazil nuts, but he is no fool. He can see McCarthy has made up this dog story.\r\n\r\n"If things don\'t improve in Friday night\'s home game against Bristol City, then McCarthy may find he is the one in the dog house... looking for a new job."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Mick McCarthy claims dog ate his tactics book', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'tactics-book', '', '', '2018-11-25 17:38:06', '2018-11-25 17:38:06', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5600', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5602, 1, '2016-12-28 10:35:04', '2016-12-28 10:35:04', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy&#039;s dog chewed up his tactics book" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5601" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy claims his dog has chewed up his tactics book.</b>\r\n\r\nThe under-pressure Ipswich manager says this is a genuine excuse for being unable to finish recent match preparations.\r\n\r\nHe told Ipswich owner Marcus Evans that he had drawn up a brilliant plan to beat Fulham on Boxing Day, but pesky Keano, his faithful Rottweiler, tore it up when he left it by the sofa.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy claimed this was the 35th time Keano had destroyed his tactics book this year, and admitted he really should do something about it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal of the belligerent Yorkshireman said: "Mick had drawn up a master plan for the Fulham game. He can\'t quite remember what it was because the dog chewed it up, but he recalls it had something to do with playing McGoldrick behind a front two of Pitman and Sears, dropping full-backs Knudsen and Chambers in favour of young guns Kenlock and Emmanuel, and banishing Jonathan Douglas from midfield for ever by playing Lawrence and Dozzell with Skuse sitting deep to protect the back four.\r\n\r\n"However, without his tactics book he was unable to hand this work over to the squad. Instead they reverted to type and produced an utterly predictable Boxing Day performance in which they failed to muster even one shot on target all game."\r\n\r\nMcCarthy hopes that now the truth is out about naughty Keano, fans will understand why things have been going wrong, and get off his back.\r\n\r\nBut Evans is not convinced. A club insider said: "Marcus may have been distracted over Christmas by some unappetising Brazil nuts, but he is no fool. He can see McCarthy has made up this dog story.\r\n\r\n"If things don\'t improve on Friday night\'s home game against Bristol City, then McCarthy may find he is the one on the dog house... looking for a new job."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mick McCarthy claims dog ate his tactics book', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5600-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-28 10:35:04', '2016-12-28 10:35:04', '', 5600, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5603, 1, '2016-12-28 10:38:25', '2016-12-28 10:38:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy&#039;s dog chewed up his tactics book" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5601" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy claims his dog has chewed up his tactics book.</b>\r\n\r\nThe under-pressure Ipswich manager says this is a genuine excuse for being unable to finish recent match preparations.\r\n\r\nHe told Ipswich owner Marcus Evans that he had drawn up a brilliant plan to beat Fulham on Boxing Day, but pesky Keano, his faithful Rottweiler, tore it up when he left it by the sofa.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy claimed this was the 35th time Keano had destroyed his tactics book this year, and admitted he really should do something about it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal of the belligerent Yorkshireman said: "Mick had drawn up a master plan for the Fulham game. He can\'t quite remember what it was because the dog chewed it up, but he recalls it had something to do with playing McGoldrick behind a front two of Pitman and Sears, dropping full-backs Knudsen and Chambers in favour of young guns Kenlock and Emmanuel, and banishing Jonathan Douglas from midfield for ever by playing Lawrence and Dozzell with Skuse sitting deep to protect the back four.\r\n\r\n"However, without his tactics book he was unable to hand this work over to the squad. Instead they reverted to type and produced an utterly predictable Boxing Day performance in which they failed to muster even one shot on target all game."\r\n\r\nMcCarthy hopes that now the truth is out about naughty Keano, fans will understand why things have been going wrong, and get off his back.\r\n\r\nBut Evans is not convinced. A club insider said: "Marcus may have been distracted over Christmas by some unappetising Brazil nuts, but he is no fool. He can see McCarthy has made up this dog story.\r\n\r\n"If things don\'t improve in Friday night\'s home game against Bristol City, then McCarthy may find he is the one in the dog house... looking for a new job."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mick McCarthy claims dog ate his tactics book', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5600-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-28 10:38:25', '2016-12-28 10:38:25', '', 5600, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5604, 1, '2018-11-25 17:37:07', '2018-11-25 17:37:07', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy&#039;s dog chewed up his tactics book" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5601" /></a>\n\n<strong>Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy claims his dog has chewed up his tactics book.</strong>\n\nThe under-pressure boss says this is a genuine excuse for being unable to finish recent match preparations.\n\nHe told Ipswich owner Marcus Evans that he had drawn up a brilliant plan to beat Fulham on Boxing Day, but pesky Keano, his faithful Rottweiler, tore it up when he left it by the sofa.\n\nMcCarthy claimed this was the 35th time Keano had destroyed his tactics book this year, and admitted he really should do something about it.\n\n\n\nA pal of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/yorkshire-terrier/">belligerent Yorkshireman</a> said: "Mick had drawn up a master plan for the Fulham game.\n\n"He can\'t quite remember what it was because the dog chewed it up, but he recalls it had something to do with playing McGoldrick behind a front two of Pitman and Sears, dropping full-backs Knudsen and Chambers in favour of young guns Kenlock and Emmanuel, and banishing Jonathan Douglas from midfield for ever by playing Lawrence and Dozzell with Skuse sitting deep to protect the back four.\n\n"However, without his tactics book he was unable to hand this work over to the squad. Instead they reverted to type and produced an utterly predictable Boxing Day performance in which they failed to muster even one shot on target all game."\n\nMcCarthy hopes that now the truth is out about naughty Keano, fans will understand why things have been going wrong, and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/mick-mccarthy-video/">get off his back</a>.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBut Evans is not convinced. A club insider said: "Marcus may have been distracted over Christmas by some unappetising Brazil nuts, but he is no fool. He can see McCarthy has made up this dog story.\n\n"If things don\'t improve in Friday night\'s home game against Bristol City, then McCarthy may find he is the one in the dog house... looking for a new job."\n\n[A', 'Mick McCarthy claims dog ate his tactics book', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5600-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-11-25 17:37:07', '2018-11-25 17:37:07', '', 5600, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5600-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5605, 1, '2016-12-28 10:44:37', '2016-12-28 10:44:37', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy&#039;s dog chewed up his tactics book" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5601" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy claims his dog has chewed up his tactics book.</b>\r\n\r\nThe under-pressure boss says this is a genuine excuse for being unable to finish recent match preparations.\r\n\r\nHe told Ipswich owner Marcus Evans that he had drawn up a brilliant plan to beat Fulham on Boxing Day, but pesky Keano, his faithful Rottweiler, tore it up when he left it by the sofa.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy claimed this was the 35th time Keano had destroyed his tactics book this year, and admitted he really should do something about it.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal of the belligerent Yorkshireman said: "Mick had drawn up a master plan for the Fulham game. He can\'t quite remember what it was because the dog chewed it up, but he recalls it had something to do with playing McGoldrick behind a front two of Pitman and Sears, dropping full-backs Knudsen and Chambers in favour of young guns Kenlock and Emmanuel, and banishing Jonathan Douglas from midfield for ever by playing Lawrence and Dozzell with Skuse sitting deep to protect the back four.\r\n\r\n"However, without his tactics book he was unable to hand this work over to the squad. Instead they reverted to type and produced an utterly predictable Boxing Day performance in which they failed to muster even one shot on target all game."\r\n\r\nMcCarthy hopes that now the truth is out about naughty Keano, fans will understand why things have been going wrong, and get off his back.\r\n\r\nBut Evans is not convinced. A club insider said: "Marcus may have been distracted over Christmas by some unappetising Brazil nuts, but he is no fool. He can see McCarthy has made up this dog story.\r\n\r\n"If things don\'t improve in Friday night\'s home game against Bristol City, then McCarthy may find he is the one in the dog house... looking for a new job."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Mick McCarthy claims dog ate his tactics book', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5600-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-28 10:44:37', '2016-12-28 10:44:37', '', 5600, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5608, 1, '2016-12-29 10:04:52', '2016-12-29 10:04:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg" alt="Prince Harry naked" width="750" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5609" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry has been sensationally photographed cavorting naked during a raunchy hotel party in downtown Aldeburgh.</b>\r\n\r\nHe was visiting the party capital of Suffolk to let his hair down between stuffy Christmas and New Year celebrations with the Queen and Royal Family in Sandringham, Norfolk.\r\n\r\nBut Harry\'s innocent fun turned increasingly wild before ending with a rowdy game of strip shove ha\'penny with fun-loving locals in his hotel suite.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has been offered photographs of the Royal crown jewels but has declined to publish them <del datetime="2016-12-29T09:24:53+00:00">in case it got sued</del> out of deep respect for the Royal Family.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://royalnews.live/news/prince-harry-young-leaders/">Prince Harry</a>, who has previously holidayed in Las Vegas, decided this year to party in Aldeburgh, the Suffolk resort where anything goes. Thrill-seeking visitors are normally assured: "What happens in Aldeburgh, stays in Aldeburgh" - but the Queen\'s grandson must have known he would be an exception.\r\n\r\nHe enjoyed a 12-hour bender at the plush hotel, beginning with a six-hour party in the outdoor pool with friends and random other guests. He quaffed endless pints of Adnams, the local cocktail, and frolicked in the water with local lovelies as traditional Suffolk morris dancers entertained guests poolside.\r\n\r\nThen the tipsy group of 20 continued the party in the hotel bar before moving to the Prince\'s VIP suite. There a pal suggested they play strip shove ha\'penny, which is when Harry ended up nude together with two local fishermen\'s wives, aged in their early 60s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny-300x157.jpg" alt="Shove ha&#039;penny" width="300" height="157" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5610" /></a><i>The shove ha\'penny board in Harry\'s suite</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhotographs in the VIP suite were taken by a Norfolk smallholder, a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting Aldeburgh for a few days with his sister and their eight children.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler is believed to have made hundreds of thousands of pounds from selling the photographs of the naked Harry in his Aldeburgh hotel to tabloid newspapers around the world.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "This is not the first time Prince Harry has let his heir down. But Prince Charles has forgiven him."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prince Harry\'s naked romp in Aldeburgh hotel', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'prince-harry-aldeburgh-hotel', '', '', '2017-07-02 10:50:22', '2017-07-02 10:50:22', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5608', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5611, 1, '2016-12-29 10:04:52', '2016-12-29 10:04:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg" alt="Prince Harry naked" width="750" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5609" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry has been sensationally photographed cavorting naked during a raunchy hotel party in downtown Aldeburgh.</b>\r\n\r\nHe was visiting the party capital of Suffolk to let his hair down between stuffy Christmas and New Year celebrations with the Queen and Royal Family in Sandringham.\r\n\r\nBut Harry\'s innocent fun turned increasingly wild before ending with a rowdy game of shove ha\'penny with fun-loving locals in his hotel suite.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has been offered photographs of the Royal crown jewels but has declined to publish them <del datetime="2016-12-29T09:24:53+00:00">in case it got sued</del> out of deep respect for the Royal Family.\r\n\r\nPrince Harry, who has previously holidayed in Las Vegas, decided this year to party in Aldeburgh, the Suffolk resort where anything goes. Thrill-seeking visitors are normally assured: "What happens in Aldeburgh, stays in Aldeburgh" - but the Queen\'s grandson must have known he would be an exception.\r\n\r\nHe enjoyed a 12-hour bender at the plush hotel, beginning with a six-hour party in the outdoor pool with friends and random other guests. He quaffed endless pints of Adnams, the local cocktail, and frolicked in the water with local lovelies as traditional Suffolk morris dancers entertained guests poolside.\r\n\r\nThen the tipsy group of 20 continued the party in the hotel bar before moving to the Prince\'s VIP suite. There a pal suggested they play strip shove ha\'penny, which is when Harry ended up nude together with two local fishermen\'s wives, aged in their early 60s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny-300x157.jpg" alt="Shove ha&#039;penny" width="300" height="157" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5610" /></a><i>The shove ha\'penny board in Harry\'s suite</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhotographs in the VIP suite were taken by a Norfolk smallholder, a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting Aldeburgh for a few days with his sister and their eight children.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler is believed to have made hundreds of thousands of pounds from selling the photographs of the naked Harry in his Aldeburgh hotel to tabloid newspapers around the world.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "This is not the first time Prince Harry has let his heir down. But Prince Charles has forgiven him. He\'s a young man simply trying to enjoy himself. So long as his big brother behaves, the Royals are fine with it."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prince Harry\'s naked romp in Aldeburgh hotel', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-29 10:04:52', '2016-12-29 10:04:52', '', 5608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5612, 1, '2016-12-29 10:07:10', '2016-12-29 10:07:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg" alt="Prince Harry naked" width="750" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5609" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry has been sensationally photographed cavorting naked during a raunchy hotel party in downtown Aldeburgh.</b>\r\n\r\nHe was visiting the party capital of Suffolk to let his hair down between stuffy Christmas and New Year celebrations with the Queen and Royal Family in Sandringham, Norfolk.\r\n\r\nBut Harry\'s innocent fun turned increasingly wild before ending with a rowdy game of shove ha\'penny with fun-loving locals in his hotel suite.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has been offered photographs of the Royal crown jewels but has declined to publish them <del datetime="2016-12-29T09:24:53+00:00">in case it got sued</del> out of deep respect for the Royal Family.\r\n\r\nPrince Harry, who has previously holidayed in Las Vegas, decided this year to party in Aldeburgh, the Suffolk resort where anything goes. Thrill-seeking visitors are normally assured: "What happens in Aldeburgh, stays in Aldeburgh" - but the Queen\'s grandson must have known he would be an exception.\r\n\r\nHe enjoyed a 12-hour bender at the plush hotel, beginning with a six-hour party in the outdoor pool with friends and random other guests. He quaffed endless pints of Adnams, the local cocktail, and frolicked in the water with local lovelies as traditional Suffolk morris dancers entertained guests poolside.\r\n\r\nThen the tipsy group of 20 continued the party in the hotel bar before moving to the Prince\'s VIP suite. There a pal suggested they play strip shove ha\'penny, which is when Harry ended up nude together with two local fishermen\'s wives, aged in their early 60s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny-300x157.jpg" alt="Shove ha&#039;penny" width="300" height="157" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5610" /></a><i>The shove ha\'penny board in Harry\'s suite</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhotographs in the VIP suite were taken by a Norfolk smallholder, a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting Aldeburgh for a few days with his sister and their eight children.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler is believed to have made hundreds of thousands of pounds from selling the photographs of the naked Harry in his Aldeburgh hotel to tabloid newspapers around the world.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "This is not the first time Prince Harry has let his heir down. But Prince Charles has forgiven him. He\'s a young man simply trying to enjoy himself. So long as his big brother behaves, the Royals are fine with it."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prince Harry\'s naked romp in Aldeburgh hotel', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-29 10:07:10', '2016-12-29 10:07:10', '', 5608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5613, 1, '2016-12-29 10:07:37', '2016-12-29 10:07:37', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg" alt="Prince Harry naked" width="750" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5609" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry has been sensationally photographed cavorting naked during a raunchy hotel party in downtown Aldeburgh.</b>\r\n\r\nHe was visiting the party capital of Suffolk to let his hair down between stuffy Christmas and New Year celebrations with the Queen and Royal Family in Sandringham, Norfolk.\r\n\r\nBut Harry\'s innocent fun turned increasingly wild before ending with a rowdy game of strip shove ha\'penny with fun-loving locals in his hotel suite.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has been offered photographs of the Royal crown jewels but has declined to publish them <del datetime="2016-12-29T09:24:53+00:00">in case it got sued</del> out of deep respect for the Royal Family.\r\n\r\nPrince Harry, who has previously holidayed in Las Vegas, decided this year to party in Aldeburgh, the Suffolk resort where anything goes. Thrill-seeking visitors are normally assured: "What happens in Aldeburgh, stays in Aldeburgh" - but the Queen\'s grandson must have known he would be an exception.\r\n\r\nHe enjoyed a 12-hour bender at the plush hotel, beginning with a six-hour party in the outdoor pool with friends and random other guests. He quaffed endless pints of Adnams, the local cocktail, and frolicked in the water with local lovelies as traditional Suffolk morris dancers entertained guests poolside.\r\n\r\nThen the tipsy group of 20 continued the party in the hotel bar before moving to the Prince\'s VIP suite. There a pal suggested they play strip shove ha\'penny, which is when Harry ended up nude together with two local fishermen\'s wives, aged in their early 60s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny-300x157.jpg" alt="Shove ha&#039;penny" width="300" height="157" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5610" /></a><i>The shove ha\'penny board in Harry\'s suite</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhotographs in the VIP suite were taken by a Norfolk smallholder, a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting Aldeburgh for a few days with his sister and their eight children.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler is believed to have made hundreds of thousands of pounds from selling the photographs of the naked Harry in his Aldeburgh hotel to tabloid newspapers around the world.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "This is not the first time Prince Harry has let his heir down. But Prince Charles has forgiven him. He\'s a young man simply trying to enjoy himself. So long as his big brother behaves, the Royals are fine with it."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prince Harry\'s naked romp in Aldeburgh hotel', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-29 10:07:37', '2016-12-29 10:07:37', '', 5608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5614, 1, '2016-12-29 10:09:36', '2016-12-29 10:09:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-harry-romps.jpg" alt="Prince Harry naked" width="750" height="422" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5609" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nPrince Harry has been sensationally photographed cavorting naked during a raunchy hotel party in downtown Aldeburgh.</b>\r\n\r\nHe was visiting the party capital of Suffolk to let his hair down between stuffy Christmas and New Year celebrations with the Queen and Royal Family in Sandringham, Norfolk.\r\n\r\nBut Harry\'s innocent fun turned increasingly wild before ending with a rowdy game of strip shove ha\'penny with fun-loving locals in his hotel suite.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has been offered photographs of the Royal crown jewels but has declined to publish them <del datetime="2016-12-29T09:24:53+00:00">in case it got sued</del> out of deep respect for the Royal Family.\r\n\r\nPrince Harry, who has previously holidayed in Las Vegas, decided this year to party in Aldeburgh, the Suffolk resort where anything goes. Thrill-seeking visitors are normally assured: "What happens in Aldeburgh, stays in Aldeburgh" - but the Queen\'s grandson must have known he would be an exception.\r\n\r\nHe enjoyed a 12-hour bender at the plush hotel, beginning with a six-hour party in the outdoor pool with friends and random other guests. He quaffed endless pints of Adnams, the local cocktail, and frolicked in the water with local lovelies as traditional Suffolk morris dancers entertained guests poolside.\r\n\r\nThen the tipsy group of 20 continued the party in the hotel bar before moving to the Prince\'s VIP suite. There a pal suggested they play strip shove ha\'penny, which is when Harry ended up nude together with two local fishermen\'s wives, aged in their early 60s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shove-hapenny-300x157.jpg" alt="Shove ha&#039;penny" width="300" height="157" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5610" /></a><i>The shove ha\'penny board in Harry\'s suite</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nPhotographs in the VIP suite were taken by a Norfolk smallholder, a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting Aldeburgh for a few days with his sister and their eight children.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler is believed to have made hundreds of thousands of pounds from selling the photographs of the naked Harry in his Aldeburgh hotel to tabloid newspapers around the world.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "This is not the first time Prince Harry has let his heir down. But Prince Charles has forgiven him."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Prince Harry\'s naked romp in Aldeburgh hotel', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5608-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-29 10:09:36', '2016-12-29 10:09:36', '', 5608, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5608-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5615, 1, '2016-12-30 12:20:46', '2016-12-30 12:20:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dead-in2016.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dead-in2016-1024x689.jpg" alt="Dead in 2016" width="1024" height="689" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5616" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Some famous people did not die in 2016, it has been confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nFacebook users will be comforted to know that some celebrities actually died in 2015, and many more passed in the years before that.\r\n\r\nAnd a further heartwarming development reveals some well-known people are still alive and showing no signs of dying whatsoever.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEveryone on Facebook seems convinced that 2016 should "do one" because it had killed off all the world\'s most-cherished performers, some of whom they had never really liked or even heard of.\r\n\r\nBut Dr Ernest Brewer, professor of sociology at Little Brimmer University in Suffolk insisted: "This is all just a load of bollocks. As we get older, the so-called celebrities we know have got older as well and, not surprisingly, they are starting to die.\r\n\r\n"Furthermore, if people take a lot of drugs or drink too much alcohol, they are likely to die a little earlier than expected anyway."\r\n\r\nNot all Facebook users are convinced, however. Chandice Bloomer, 23, from Ipswich, wailed: "Everyone is dead. There are no famous people left - even Elvis Presley died this year. The Grim Reaper has got too damned grim. Everyone is with the angels now. RIP."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: Not all famous people died in 2016', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'died-in-2016', '', '', '2017-01-01 09:25:12', '2017-01-01 09:25:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5615', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5617, 1, '2016-12-30 12:20:46', '2016-12-30 12:20:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dead-in2016.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dead-in2016-300x202.jpg" alt="Dead in 2016" width="300" height="202" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5616" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Some famous people did not die in 2016, it has been confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nFacebook users will be comforted to know that some celebrities actually died in 2015, and many more passed in the years before that.\r\n\r\nAnd a further heartwarming development reveals some well-known people are still alive and showing no signs of dying whatsoever.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEveryone on Facebook seems convinced that 2016 should "do one" because it had killed off all the world\'s most-cherished performers, some of whom they had never really liked or even heard of.\r\n\r\nBut Dr Ernest Brewer, professor of sociology at Little Brimmer University in Suffolk insisted: "This is all just a load of bollocks. As we get older, the so-called celebrities we know have got older as well and, not surprisingly, they are starting to die.\r\n\r\n"Furthermore, if people take a lot of drugs or drink too much alcohol, they are likely to die a little earlier than expected anyway."\r\n\r\nNot all Facebook users are convinced, however. Chandice Bloomer, 23, from Ipswich, wailed: "Everyone is dead. There are no famous people left. The Grim Reaper has got too damned grim. Everyone is with the angels now. RIP."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: Not all famous people died in 2016', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5615-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-30 12:20:46', '2016-12-30 12:20:46', '', 5615, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5615-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5618, 1, '2016-12-30 12:21:28', '2016-12-30 12:21:28', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dead-in2016.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dead-in2016-300x202.jpg" alt="Dead in 2016" width="300" height="202" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5616" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Some famous people did not die in 2016, it has been confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nFacebook users will be comforted to know that some celebrities actually died in 2015, and many more passed in the years before that.\r\n\r\nAnd a further heartwarming development reveals some well-known people are still alive and showing no signs of dying whatsoever.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEveryone on Facebook seems convinced that 2016 should "do one" because it had killed off all the world\'s most-cherished performers, some of whom they had never really liked or even heard of.\r\n\r\nBut Dr Ernest Brewer, professor of sociology at Little Brimmer University in Suffolk insisted: "This is all just a load of bollocks. As we get older, the so-called celebrities we know have got older as well and, not surprisingly, they are starting to die.\r\n\r\n"Furthermore, if people take a lot of drugs or drink too much alcohol, they are likely to die a little earlier than expected anyway."\r\n\r\nNot all Facebook users are convinced, however. Chandice Bloomer, 23, from Ipswich, wailed: "Everyone is dead. There are no famous people left - even Elvis Presley died this year. The Grim Reaper has got too damned grim. Everyone is with the angels now. RIP."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: Not all famous people died in 2016', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5615-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-30 12:21:28', '2016-12-30 12:21:28', '', 5615, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5615-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5619, 1, '2016-12-30 12:24:48', '2016-12-30 12:24:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dead-in2016.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dead-in2016-1024x689.jpg" alt="Dead in 2016" width="1024" height="689" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5616" /></a></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Some famous people did not die in 2016, it has been confirmed.</b>\r\n\r\nFacebook users will be comforted to know that some celebrities actually died in 2015, and many more passed in the years before that.\r\n\r\nAnd a further heartwarming development reveals some well-known people are still alive and showing no signs of dying whatsoever.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEveryone on Facebook seems convinced that 2016 should "do one" because it had killed off all the world\'s most-cherished performers, some of whom they had never really liked or even heard of.\r\n\r\nBut Dr Ernest Brewer, professor of sociology at Little Brimmer University in Suffolk insisted: "This is all just a load of bollocks. As we get older, the so-called celebrities we know have got older as well and, not surprisingly, they are starting to die.\r\n\r\n"Furthermore, if people take a lot of drugs or drink too much alcohol, they are likely to die a little earlier than expected anyway."\r\n\r\nNot all Facebook users are convinced, however. Chandice Bloomer, 23, from Ipswich, wailed: "Everyone is dead. There are no famous people left - even Elvis Presley died this year. The Grim Reaper has got too damned grim. Everyone is with the angels now. RIP."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: Not all famous people died in 2016', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5615-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-12-30 12:24:48', '2016-12-30 12:24:48', '', 5615, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5615-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5630, 1, '2017-01-01 09:16:55', '2017-01-01 09:16:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/robbie-williams-hand-sanitiser.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/robbie-williams-hand-sanitiser.jpg" alt="Robbie Williams hand gel" width="615" height="615" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5631" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating after Robbie Williams got 2017 off to the worst possible start by murdering all of his songs before dying on stage.</b>\r\n\r\nThe former Take That showman tried to take no chances with his health by using sanitiser gel after shaking hands with a number of plebs in the audience.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut he then went on to destroy his back catalogue in a "special" live BBC performance, <i>Robbie Rocks Big Ben</i> - ensuring he became the first celebrity victim of 2017.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Scotland Yard said: "We are investigating the mass murder of some songs at the Westminster Central Hall early this morning.\r\n\r\n"A 42-year-old man from Stoke is helping us with our enquiries."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nA Suffolk fan wailed on Facebook: "I can\'t believe he has gone. 2017 can do one already; it\'s the worst year ever. Robbie really is with the Angels now."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Robbie Williams is first celebrity death of 2017', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'robbie-williams-death', '', '', '2017-06-21 11:11:18', '2017-06-21 11:11:18', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5630', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5632, 1, '2017-01-01 09:16:55', '2017-01-01 09:16:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/robbie-williams-hand-sanitiser.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/robbie-williams-hand-sanitiser.jpg" alt="Robbie Williams hand gel" width="615" height="615" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5631" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating after Robbie Williams got 2017 off to the worst possible start by murdering all of his own songs before dying on stage.</b>\r\n\r\nThe former Take That showman tried to take no chances with his health by using sanitiser gel after shaking hands with a number of plebs in the audience.\r\n\r\nBut he then went on to destroy his back catalogue in a "special" live BBC performance, <i>Robbie Rocks Big Ben</i> - ensuring he became the first celebrity victim of 2017.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA spokesman for Scotland Yard said: "We are investigating the mass murder of some songs at the Westminster Central Hall early this morning.\r\n\r\n"A 42-year-old man from Stoke is helping us with our enquiries."\r\n\r\nA Suffolk fan wailed on Facebook: "I can\'t believe he has gone. 2017 can do one already; it\'s the worst year ever. Robbie really is with the Angels now."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Robbie Williams is first celebrity death of 2017', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5630-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-01 09:16:55', '2017-01-01 09:16:55', '', 5630, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5630-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5639, 0, '2017-01-01 20:10:49', '2017-01-01 20:10:49', 'Happy New Year Simon! Thanks for making us laugh in 2016, Have a beer on us!\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Claire Fitzsimmons\nAUTHOR EMAIL: claire.fitz1@ntlworld.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 82.3.174.92\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Claire Fitzsimmons\n    [2_Email] =&gt; claire.fitz1@ntlworld.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Happy New Year Simon! Thanks for making us laugh in 2016, Have a beer on us! \n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 9314c2e277a9cd5136a4767cb8959058\n)\n', 'Claire Fitzsimmons - 2017-01-01 20:10:49', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9314c2e277a9cd5136a4767cb8959058', '', '', '2017-01-01 20:10:49', '2017-01-01 20:10:49', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=5639', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5640, 1, '2017-01-02 12:22:09', '2017-01-02 12:22:09', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Liberation Front today updates residents on recent front-line engagements, including the annexing of Great Yarmouth from Norfolk, and some unfortunate skirmishes around Diss.</b>\r\n\r\nThe SLF news update is printed in full below. As usual we do so under threats and duress, especially as they now seem to know where the Suffolk Gazette editor lives.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"Sir,\r\n\r\nHappy new year from the Suffolk Liberation Front; to you, our supporters and fighters.\r\n\r\nOur Christmas ceasefire managed to shake a few Norfolk Resistance Army members from the tree of the swamplands of Norfolk. We neutralised many of these people.\r\n\r\nOn New Year\'s Eve, under cover of the fireworks display, we staged many incursions into Norfolk and we have now annexed Great Yarmouth. I sneaked behind the lines on Friday and nearly got caught by units of the NRA, but I escaped with vital intelligence about Yarmouth. We now hold Norfolk\'s premier port.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/great-yarmouth-annexed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/great-yarmouth-annexed.jpg" alt="Great Yarmouth annexed" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5641" /></a><i>A member of the victorious SLF poses by the Great Yarmouth road sign</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere were reports of increased fighting in Diss, which we had encircled and captured many weeks ago. According to one Norfolk agitator, we "stormed Diss Golf Club". We didn\'t actually do this. In fact, members of the brave Suffolk Young Farmers went there for their Christmas do and found out-of-date pork scratchings that could have poisoned innocent people. Heroically, they destroyed them all.\r\n\r\nThere were also reports that we switched the heating down at Diss swimming pool. But this wasn\'t to hurt the residents, rather a Norfolk oik had been sick in the pool and it had to cleared quickly.\r\n\r\nOne man couldn\'t get his 13 fingers on to the pool ladder quick enough, and we just about managed to save him. Under United Nations humanitarian terms, we returned him to Cromer where he is being cared for by his sister and mother (who seemed to our escort to be one and the same person).\r\n\r\nThere were reports of a gun battle in Diss. We admit that units of the NRA did attack us there, but we beat them back and many prisoners are being held at the abandoned RAF Bawdsey base. The prisoners are being forced to rebuild the base after Norfolk simpletons stripped it of scrap metal.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-prisoners-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-prisoners-of-war.jpg" alt="Norfolk prisoners of war" width="583" height="280" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5642" /></a><i>Norfolk prisoners of war in traditional dress at RAF Bawdsey</i></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\nWe remain dedicated to Suffolk and fully intend to annexe Colchester in the near future. We will amalgamate the three football clubs, Colchester United, Ipswich Town and Norwich City, taking all assets for Colchester United and creating a super team to take the Premiership title in a few years.\r\n\r\nWe recognise that the residents of Norfolk need a crap football team to follow, so we will let them have a local team called Colchester United Norfolk Team Squad.\r\n\r\nWe have some big plans for 2017, including a scorched earth policy for some of Norfolk, which will ultimately benefit the Suffolk economy as the displaced Norfolk residents will willingly work in Suffolk for food and shelter, thereby allowing us to say we aren\'t holding slaves.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Razor wire\'</b>\r\n\r\nWe plan on full devolution soon and will likely have a Declaration of Independence. Suffolk passports will only be issued to known Suffolk residents and friends.\r\n\r\nPlease publish our newsletter as then we won\'t have to visit the Suffolk Gazette HQ of The Greyhound pub and ask why you haven\'t. If we have to do so, we may decide to use The Greyhound during our operation to surround Ipswich with razor wire and use it as an internment camp.\r\n\r\nDue to many people pleading with us, we agree to keep East Ipswich as part of Suffolk still, as we know the editor of the Suffolk Gazette lives there and we want him to keep publishing our stories. We hope this stays as it is and that we don\'t have to annex him....\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\n\r\nCommanding Officer, \r\nSuffolk Liberation Front"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front annexes Great Yarmouth, defends Diss', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'great-yarmouth', '', '', '2017-01-03 09:54:15', '2017-01-03 09:54:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5640', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5643, 1, '2017-01-02 12:22:09', '2017-01-02 12:22:09', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Liberation Front today updates residents on recent front line engagements, including the annexing of Great Yarmouth from Norfolk, and some unfortunate skirmishes around Diss.</b>\r\n\r\nThe SLF news update is printed in full below. As usual we do so under threats and duress, especially as they now seem to know where the Suffolk Gazette editor lives.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"Sir,\r\n\r\nHappy new year from the Suffolk Liberation Front; to you, our supporters and fighters.\r\n\r\nOur Christmas ceasefire managed to shake a few Norfolk Resistance Army members from the tree of the swamplands of Norfolk. We have managed to neutralise many of these people.\r\n\r\nOn New Year\'s Eve, under cover of the fireworks display, we staged many incursions into Norfolk and we have now annexed Great Yarmouth. I managed to get behind the lines on Friday and nearly got caught by units of the NRA, but I escaped with vital intelligence about Yarmouth. We now hold Norfolk\'s premier port.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/great-yarmouth-annexed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/great-yarmouth-annexed.jpg" alt="Great Yarmouth annexed" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5641" /></a><i>A member of the conquering SLF poses by Great Yarmouth sign</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere were reports of increased fighting in Diss, which we had encircled and captured many weeks ago. According to one Norfolk agitator, we "stormed Diss Golf Club". We didn\'t actually do this. In fact, members of the brave Suffolk Young Farmers went there for their Christmas do and found out-of-date pork scratchings that could have poisoned innocent people. Heroically, they destroyed them all.\r\n\r\nThere were also reports that we switched the heating down at Diss swimming pool. But this wasn\'t to hurt the residents, rather a Norfolk oik had been sick in the pool and it had to cleared quickly.\r\n\r\nOne man couldn\'t get his 13 fingers on to the pool ladder quick enough, and we just about managed to save him. Under United Nations humanitarian terms, we returned him to Cromer where he is being cared for by his sister and mother (who seemed to our escort to be one and the same person).\r\n\r\nThere were reports of a gun battle in Diss. We admit that units of the NRA did attack us there, but we beat them back and any prisoners are being held at the abandoned RAF Bawdsey base. The prisoners are being forced to rebuild the base after Norfolk simpletons stripped it of scrap metal.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-prisoners-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-prisoners-of-war.jpg" alt="Norfolk prisoners of war" width="583" height="280" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5642" /></a><i>Norfolk prisoners of war in traditional dress at RAF Bawdsey</i></center><br>br><br>\r\n\r\nWe remain dedicated to Suffolk and fully intend on annexing Colchester in the near future. We will amalgamate the three football clubs, Colchester United, Ipswich Town and Norwich City, taking all assets for Colchester United and creating a super team to take the Premiership title in a few years.\r\n\r\nWe recognise that the residents of Norfolk need a crap football team to follow, so we will let them have a local team called Colchester United Norfolk Team Squad.\r\n\r\nWe have some big plans for 2017, including a scorched earth policy for some of Norfolk, which will ultimately benefit the Suffolk economy as the displaced Norfolk residents will willingly work in Suffolk for food and shelter, thereby allowing us to say we aren\'t holding slaves.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Razor wire\'</b>\r\n\r\nWe plan on full devolution soon and will likely have a Declaration of Independence. Suffolk passports will only be issued to known Suffolk residents and friends.\r\n\r\nPlease publish our newsletter as then we won\'t have to visit the Suffolk Gazette HQ of The Greyhound pub and ask why you haven\'t. If we have to do so, we may decide to use The Greyhound during our operation to surround Ipswich with razor wire and use it as an internment camp.\r\n\r\nDue to many people pleading with us, we agree to keep East Ipswich as part of Suffolk still, as we know the editor of the Suffolk Gazette lives there and we want him to keep publishing our stories. We hope this stays as it is and that we don\'t have to annex him....\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\n\r\nCommanding Officer, \r\nSuffolk Liberation Front"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front annexes Great Yarmouth, defends Diss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5640-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-02 12:22:09', '2017-01-02 12:22:09', '', 5640, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5640-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5644, 1, '2017-01-02 12:30:41', '2017-01-02 12:30:41', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nThe Suffolk Liberation Front today updates residents on recent front-line engagements, including the annexing of Great Yarmouth from Norfolk, and some unfortunate skirmishes around Diss.</b>\n\nThe SLF news update is printed in full below. As usual we do so under threats and duress, especially as they now seem to know where the Suffolk Gazette editor lives.\n\n\n<br>\n"Sir,\n\nHappy new year from the Suffolk Liberation Front; to you, our supporters and fighters.\n\nOur Christmas ceasefire managed to shake a few Norfolk Resistance Army members from the tree of the swamplands of Norfolk. We neutralised many of these people.\n\nOn New Year\'s Eve, under cover of the fireworks display, we staged many incursions into Norfolk and we have now annexed Great Yarmouth. I sneaked behind the lines on Friday and nearly got caught by units of the NRA, but I escaped with vital intelligence about Yarmouth. We now hold Norfolk\'s premier port.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/great-yarmouth-annexed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/great-yarmouth-annexed.jpg" alt="Great Yarmouth annexed" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5641" /></a><i>A member of the victorious SLF poses by the Great Yarmouth road sign</i></center><br><br>\n\nThere were reports of increased fighting in Diss, which we had encircled and captured many weeks ago. According to one Norfolk agitator, we "stormed Diss Golf Club". We didn\'t actually do this. In fact, members of the brave Suffolk Young Farmers went there for their Christmas do and found out-of-date pork scratchings that could have poisoned innocent people. Heroically, they destroyed them all.\n\nThere were also reports that we switched the heating down at Diss swimming pool. But this wasn\'t to hurt the residents, rather a Norfolk oik had been sick in the pool and it had to cleared quickly.\n\nOne man couldn\'t get his 13 fingers on to the pool ladder quick enough, and we just about managed to save him. Under United Nations humanitarian terms, we returned him to Cromer where he is being cared for by his sister and mother (who seemed to our escort to be one and the same person).\n\nThere were reports of a gun battle in Diss. We admit that units of the NRA did attack us there, but we beat them back and any prisoners are being held at the abandoned RAF Bawdsey base. The prisoners are being forced to rebuild the base after Norfolk simpletons stripped it of scrap metal.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-prisoners-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-prisoners-of-war.jpg" alt="Norfolk prisoners of war" width="583" height="280" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5642" /></a><i>Norfolk prisoners of war in traditional dress at RAF Bawdsey</i></center><br><br><br>\n\nWe remain dedicated to Suffolk and fully intend to annexe Colchester in the near future. We will amalgamate the three football clubs, Colchester United, Ipswich Town and Norwich City, taking all assets for Colchester United and creating a super team to take the Premiership title in a few years.\n\nWe recognise that the residents of Norfolk need a crap football team to follow, so we will let them have a local team called Colchester United Norfolk Team Squad.\n\nWe have some big plans for 2017, including a scorched earth policy for some of Norfolk, which will ultimately benefit the Suffolk economy as the displaced Norfolk residents will willingly work in Suffolk for food and shelter, thereby allowing us to say we aren\'t holding slaves.\n\n<b>\'Razor wire\'</b>\n\nWe plan on full devolution soon and will likely have a Declaration of Independence. Suffolk passports will only be issued to known Suffolk residents and friends.\n\nPlease publish our newsletter as then we won\'t have to visit the Suffolk Gazette HQ of The Greyhound pub and ask why you haven\'t. If we have to do so, we may decide to use The Greyhound during our operation to surround Ipswich with razor wire and use it as an internment camp.\n\nDue to many people pleading with us, we agree to keep East Ipswich as part of Suffolk still, as we know the editor of the Suffolk Gazette lives there and we want him to keep publishing our stories. We hope this stays as it is and that we don\'t have to annex him....\n\nSincerely,\n\nCommanding Officer, \nSuffolk Liberation Front"\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front annexes Great Yarmouth, defends Diss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5640-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-01-02 12:30:41', '2017-01-02 12:30:41', '', 5640, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5640-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5645, 1, '2017-01-02 12:30:44', '2017-01-02 12:30:44', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Liberation Front today updates residents on recent front-line engagements, including the annexing of Great Yarmouth from Norfolk, and some unfortunate skirmishes around Diss.</b>\r\n\r\nThe SLF news update is printed in full below. As usual we do so under threats and duress, especially as they now seem to know where the Suffolk Gazette editor lives.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"Sir,\r\n\r\nHappy new year from the Suffolk Liberation Front; to you, our supporters and fighters.\r\n\r\nOur Christmas ceasefire managed to shake a few Norfolk Resistance Army members from the tree of the swamplands of Norfolk. We neutralised many of these people.\r\n\r\nOn New Year\'s Eve, under cover of the fireworks display, we staged many incursions into Norfolk and we have now annexed Great Yarmouth. I sneaked behind the lines on Friday and nearly got caught by units of the NRA, but I escaped with vital intelligence about Yarmouth. We now hold Norfolk\'s premier port.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/great-yarmouth-annexed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/great-yarmouth-annexed.jpg" alt="Great Yarmouth annexed" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5641" /></a><i>A member of the victorious SLF poses by the Great Yarmouth road sign</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere were reports of increased fighting in Diss, which we had encircled and captured many weeks ago. According to one Norfolk agitator, we "stormed Diss Golf Club". We didn\'t actually do this. In fact, members of the brave Suffolk Young Farmers went there for their Christmas do and found out-of-date pork scratchings that could have poisoned innocent people. Heroically, they destroyed them all.\r\n\r\nThere were also reports that we switched the heating down at Diss swimming pool. But this wasn\'t to hurt the residents, rather a Norfolk oik had been sick in the pool and it had to cleared quickly.\r\n\r\nOne man couldn\'t get his 13 fingers on to the pool ladder quick enough, and we just about managed to save him. Under United Nations humanitarian terms, we returned him to Cromer where he is being cared for by his sister and mother (who seemed to our escort to be one and the same person).\r\n\r\nThere were reports of a gun battle in Diss. We admit that units of the NRA did attack us there, but we beat them back and any prisoners are being held at the abandoned RAF Bawdsey base. The prisoners are being forced to rebuild the base after Norfolk simpletons stripped it of scrap metal.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-prisoners-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-prisoners-of-war.jpg" alt="Norfolk prisoners of war" width="583" height="280" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5642" /></a><i>Norfolk prisoners of war in traditional dress at RAF Bawdsey</i></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\nWe remain dedicated to Suffolk and fully intend to annexe Colchester in the near future. We will amalgamate the three football clubs, Colchester United, Ipswich Town and Norwich City, taking all assets for Colchester United and creating a super team to take the Premiership title in a few years.\r\n\r\nWe recognise that the residents of Norfolk need a crap football team to follow, so we will let them have a local team called Colchester United Norfolk Team Squad.\r\n\r\nWe have some big plans for 2017, including a scorched earth policy for some of Norfolk, which will ultimately benefit the Suffolk economy as the displaced Norfolk residents will willingly work in Suffolk for food and shelter, thereby allowing us to say we aren\'t holding slaves.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Razor wire\'</b>\r\n\r\nWe plan on full devolution soon and will likely have a Declaration of Independence. Suffolk passports will only be issued to known Suffolk residents and friends.\r\n\r\nPlease publish our newsletter as then we won\'t have to visit the Suffolk Gazette HQ of The Greyhound pub and ask why you haven\'t. If we have to do so, we may decide to use The Greyhound during our operation to surround Ipswich with razor wire and use it as an internment camp.\r\n\r\nDue to many people pleading with us, we agree to keep East Ipswich as part of Suffolk still, as we know the editor of the Suffolk Gazette lives there and we want him to keep publishing our stories. We hope this stays as it is and that we don\'t have to annex him....\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\n\r\nCommanding Officer, \r\nSuffolk Liberation Front"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front annexes Great Yarmouth, defends Diss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5640-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-02 12:30:44', '2017-01-02 12:30:44', '', 5640, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5640-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5646, 1, '2017-01-02 12:50:38', '2017-01-02 12:50:38', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Liberation Front today updates residents on recent front-line engagements, including the annexing of Great Yarmouth from Norfolk, and some unfortunate skirmishes around Diss.</b>\r\n\r\nThe SLF news update is printed in full below. As usual we do so under threats and duress, especially as they now seem to know where the Suffolk Gazette editor lives.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"Sir,\r\n\r\nHappy new year from the Suffolk Liberation Front; to you, our supporters and fighters.\r\n\r\nOur Christmas ceasefire managed to shake a few Norfolk Resistance Army members from the tree of the swamplands of Norfolk. We neutralised many of these people.\r\n\r\nOn New Year\'s Eve, under cover of the fireworks display, we staged many incursions into Norfolk and we have now annexed Great Yarmouth. I sneaked behind the lines on Friday and nearly got caught by units of the NRA, but I escaped with vital intelligence about Yarmouth. We now hold Norfolk\'s premier port.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/great-yarmouth-annexed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/great-yarmouth-annexed.jpg" alt="Great Yarmouth annexed" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5641" /></a><i>A member of the victorious SLF poses by the Great Yarmouth road sign</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThere were reports of increased fighting in Diss, which we had encircled and captured many weeks ago. According to one Norfolk agitator, we "stormed Diss Golf Club". We didn\'t actually do this. In fact, members of the brave Suffolk Young Farmers went there for their Christmas do and found out-of-date pork scratchings that could have poisoned innocent people. Heroically, they destroyed them all.\r\n\r\nThere were also reports that we switched the heating down at Diss swimming pool. But this wasn\'t to hurt the residents, rather a Norfolk oik had been sick in the pool and it had to cleared quickly.\r\n\r\nOne man couldn\'t get his 13 fingers on to the pool ladder quick enough, and we just about managed to save him. Under United Nations humanitarian terms, we returned him to Cromer where he is being cared for by his sister and mother (who seemed to our escort to be one and the same person).\r\n\r\nThere were reports of a gun battle in Diss. We admit that units of the NRA did attack us there, but we beat them back and many prisoners are being held at the abandoned RAF Bawdsey base. The prisoners are being forced to rebuild the base after Norfolk simpletons stripped it of scrap metal.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-prisoners-of-war.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norfolk-prisoners-of-war.jpg" alt="Norfolk prisoners of war" width="583" height="280" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5642" /></a><i>Norfolk prisoners of war in traditional dress at RAF Bawdsey</i></center><br><br><br>\r\n\r\nWe remain dedicated to Suffolk and fully intend to annexe Colchester in the near future. We will amalgamate the three football clubs, Colchester United, Ipswich Town and Norwich City, taking all assets for Colchester United and creating a super team to take the Premiership title in a few years.\r\n\r\nWe recognise that the residents of Norfolk need a crap football team to follow, so we will let them have a local team called Colchester United Norfolk Team Squad.\r\n\r\nWe have some big plans for 2017, including a scorched earth policy for some of Norfolk, which will ultimately benefit the Suffolk economy as the displaced Norfolk residents will willingly work in Suffolk for food and shelter, thereby allowing us to say we aren\'t holding slaves.\r\n\r\n<b>\'Razor wire\'</b>\r\n\r\nWe plan on full devolution soon and will likely have a Declaration of Independence. Suffolk passports will only be issued to known Suffolk residents and friends.\r\n\r\nPlease publish our newsletter as then we won\'t have to visit the Suffolk Gazette HQ of The Greyhound pub and ask why you haven\'t. If we have to do so, we may decide to use The Greyhound during our operation to surround Ipswich with razor wire and use it as an internment camp.\r\n\r\nDue to many people pleading with us, we agree to keep East Ipswich as part of Suffolk still, as we know the editor of the Suffolk Gazette lives there and we want him to keep publishing our stories. We hope this stays as it is and that we don\'t have to annex him....\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\n\r\nCommanding Officer, \r\nSuffolk Liberation Front"\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Liberation Front annexes Great Yarmouth, defends Diss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5640-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-02 12:50:38', '2017-01-02 12:50:38', '', 5640, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5640-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5647, 1, '2017-01-03 09:53:09', '2017-01-03 09:53:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hms-illustrious-oulton-broad.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hms-illustrious-oulton-broad.jpg" alt="Lowestoft airport" width="873" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5648" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Izzy Jet, Aviation Correspondent\r\n\r\nA new floating international airport is being opened at Lowestoft after a local consortium saved a Royal Navy aircraft carrier from the scrapyard.</b>\r\n\r\nHMS Illustrious was destined to be cut up for scrap metal, but instead it has steamed under cover of darkness to Lowestoft, and is now moored at Oulton Broad where it will be a vital new hub for hundreds of thousands of air passengers each year.\r\n\r\nThe former Royal Navy vessel will have one serviceable runway, and will attract airlines taking passengers all over Europe and beyond.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk County Council approved plans for the new international airport but kept them quiet to avoid bring trumped by a new Thames Gateway airport. Planners say Lowestoft International Airport will negate the need to plough up and concrete over valuable Suffolk farmland currently used for growing barley for malting which is used in Adnams beer.\r\n\r\nThe Broads Authority is fully behind the multi-million pound scheme, and claim it is technically brilliant.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "By using a single bow mud weight, Lowestoft International Airport will always be pointing into the wind for the best possible take-offs and landings.\r\n\r\n"This may cause some noise nuisance on Romany Road but most of the residents who live there are too deaf to notice."\r\n\r\nHM Customs is examining rules to see if LIA qualifies for Freeport Tax Free status, providing a boost for key local businesses like Adnams, Aspall, Bartram, Greene King and St Peter\'s.\r\n\r\nRedwell brewery, which is based in Norfolk, will only be made available on cheap short-haul flights to Norwich Airport.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Aircraft carrier converted to Lowestoft International Airport', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'aircraft-carrier', '', '', '2017-01-03 15:32:17', '2017-01-03 15:32:17', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5647', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5648, 1, '2017-01-03 09:33:59', '2017-01-03 09:33:59', 'Former HMS Illustrious moored on Oulton Broad for new Lowestoft airport', 'hms-illustrious-oulton-broad', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'hms-illustrious-oulton-broad', '', '', '2017-01-03 09:34:33', '2017-01-03 09:34:33', '', 5647, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hms-illustrious-oulton-broad.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5649, 1, '2017-01-03 09:52:41', '2017-01-03 09:52:41', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hms-illustrious-oulton-broad.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hms-illustrious-oulton-broad.jpg" alt="Lowestoft airport" width="873" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5648" /></a></center><br><Br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Izzy Jet, Aviation Correspondent\r\n\r\nA new floating international airport is being opened at Lowestoft after a local consortium saved a Royal Navy aircraft carrier from the scrapyard.</b>\r\n\r\nHMS Illustrious was destined to be cut up for scrap metal, but instead it has steamed under cover of darkness to Lowestoft, and is now moored at Oulton Broad where it will be a vital new hub for hundreds of thousands of air passengers each year.\r\n\r\nThe former Royal Navy vessel will have one serviceable runway, and will attract airlines taking passengers all over Europe and beyond.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk County Council approved plans for the new international airport but kept them quiet to avoid bring trumped by a new Thames Gateway airport. Planners say Lowestoft International Airport will negate the need to plough up and concrete over valuable Suffolk farmland currently used for growing barley for malting which is used in Adnams beer.\r\n\r\nThe Broads Authority is fully behind the multi-million pound scheme, and say it is highly advanced technically.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "By using a single bow mud weight, Lowestoft International Airport will always be pointing into the wind for the best possible take-offs and landings.\r\n\r\n"This may cause some noise nuisance on Romany Road but most of the residents who live there are too deaf to notice."\r\n\r\nHM Customs is examining rules to see if LIA qualifies for Freeport Tax Free status, providing a boost for key local businesses like Adnams, Aspall, Bartram, Greene King and St Peter\'s.\r\n\r\nRedwell brewery, which is based in Norfolk, will only be made available on cheap short-haul flights to Norwich Airport.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Aircraft carrier converted to Lowestoft International Airport', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5647-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-03 09:52:41', '2017-01-03 09:52:41', '', 5647, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5647-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5650, 1, '2017-01-03 09:57:11', '2017-01-03 09:57:11', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hms-illustrious-oulton-broad.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hms-illustrious-oulton-broad.jpg" alt="Lowestoft airport" width="873" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5648" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Izzy Jet, Aviation Correspondent\r\n\r\nA new floating international airport is being opened at Lowestoft after a local consortium saved a Royal Navy aircraft carrier from the scrapyard.</b>\r\n\r\nHMS Illustrious was destined to be cut up for scrap metal, but instead it has steamed under cover of darkness to Lowestoft, and is now moored at Oulton Broad where it will be a vital new hub for hundreds of thousands of air passengers each year.\r\n\r\nThe former Royal Navy vessel will have one serviceable runway, and will attract airlines taking passengers all over Europe and beyond.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk County Council approved plans for the new international airport but kept them quiet to avoid bring trumped by a new Thames Gateway airport. Planners say Lowestoft International Airport will negate the need to plough up and concrete over valuable Suffolk farmland currently used for growing barley for malting which is used in Adnams beer.\r\n\r\nThe Broads Authority is fully behind the multi-million pound scheme, and claim it is technically brilliant.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "By using a single bow mud weight, Lowestoft International Airport will always be pointing into the wind for the best possible take-offs and landings.\r\n\r\n"This may cause some noise nuisance on Romany Road but most of the residents who live there are too deaf to notice."\r\n\r\nHM Customs is examining rules to see if LIA qualifies for Freeport Tax Free status, providing a boost for key local businesses like Adnams, Aspall, Bartram, Greene King and St Peter\'s.\r\n\r\nRedwell brewery, which is based in Norfolk, will only be made available on cheap short-haul flights to Norwich Airport.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Aircraft carrier converted to Lowestoft International Airport', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5647-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-03 09:57:11', '2017-01-03 09:57:11', '', 5647, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5647-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5651, 1, '2017-01-03 15:29:45', '2017-01-03 15:29:45', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/magazines.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/magazines.jpg" alt="partwork magazines" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5652" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>They\'re the publishing sensations of 2017. Only from the historic, Royal-approved Suffolk Gazette, these wonderful education partworks will give your family heirlooms that will be treasured for generations to come!</strong>\r\n\r\nAvailable from all good newsagents, and some really bad ones, don\'t miss out on a Suffolk Gazette partwork magazine and experience the thrill of building something special all by yourself, piece-by-piece, week-by-week. Scroll down for a selection of what\'s on offer - there really is something for everyone.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<strong>PLUMBING YOUR OWN DOLL\'S HOUSE</strong>\r\nThis fortnightly series is what you have alway dreamed of but didn\'t know was possible - until now. Your family doll\'s house can have its own plumbing system, with jacuzzi, power-shower and hi-tech immersion heater. At £1.99 for the first in the series, and only £85.99 for each subsequent issue, you will learn how to fix a quarter-inch tap and how to fit together a copper-coloured plastic heating system in 12,562 easy pieces. Start collecting today!\r\n\r\n<strong>KNIT YOUR OWN TITANIC</strong>\r\nGet your New Year off to a great start with this sensational new hobby series. Fifty-two issues, each with a ball of sea blue yarn, builds into an item YOUR family will feel proud to call their own. Our detailed instructions show you how to knit everything from the orchestra to the lifeboats. £1.25 for first edition and £175 thereafter for this valuable, never-to-be-repeated opportunity (warning: do not place near any ice cubes).\r\n\r\n<strong>CROSS-STITCH YOUR WAY TO A BETTER SEX LIFE</strong>\r\nAs seen on TV! Available while stocks last! This not-to-be missed partwork contains advice from the Suffolk Gazette agony aunt and the International Red Cross-stitch Society kicks off at 99p and £650 for the next fortnightly issues. Part one includes your very own bit of material with the Missionary Position printed for you fill in with little embroidery crosses. This invaluable set builds into the full Kama Sutra to adorn your walls into complete masterpieces.\r\n\r\n<strong>WELD YOUR OWN CAKES</strong>\r\nThis sensational series, with special consultant Mary Berry and the National Union of Amalgamated Metal Workers, tells you everything you always wanted to know, from alloys to acetylene masks. From cupcakes to ten-tier wedding cakes, you will have everything you need to become the Complete Cake Welder. £1.99 for first issue, complete with soldering kit, to £55 thereafter.\r\n\r\nBut that\'s not all. Coming soon from the Suffolk Gazette exclusive 2017 partworks series...\r\n\r\n* YOUR OWN MODEL RAILWAY IN PLAYDOUGH\r\n* KNIT YOUR OWN HIP REPLACEMENT\r\n* ART THERAPY FOR SERIAL KILLERS\r\n* QUILT YOUR OWN TRANSFORMERS\r\n* SEX TOYS MADE OF SUGARCRAFT.\r\n\r\nDon\'t miss out, order your\'s today!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Build a family heirloom with an easy-to-follow Suffolk Gazette partwork', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'partwork-magazine', '', '', '2017-01-04 09:55:39', '2017-01-04 09:55:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5651', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5653, 1, '2017-01-03 15:29:45', '2017-01-03 15:29:45', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/magazines.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/magazines.jpg" alt="partwork magazines" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5652" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>They\'re the publishing sensations of 2017. Only from the historic, Royal-approved Suffolk Gazette, these wonderful education partworks will give your family heirlooms that will be treasured for generations to come!</strong>\r\n\r\nAvailable from all good newsagents, and some really bad ones, don\'t miss out on a Suffolk Gazette partwork magazine and experience the thrill of building something special all by yourself, piece-by-piece, week-by-week. Scroll down for a selection of what\'s on offer - there really is something for everyone.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<strong>PLUMBING YOUR OWN DOLL\'S HOUSE</strong>\r\nThis fortnightly series is what you have alway dreamed of but didn\'t know was possible - until now. Your family doll\'s house can have its own plumbing system, with Jacuzzi, power-shower and hi-tech immersion heater. At £1.99 for the first in the series, and only £85.99 for each subsequent issue, you will learn how to fix a quarter-inch tap and how to fit together a copper-coloured plastic heating system in 12,562 easy pieces. Start collecting today!\r\n\r\n<strong>KNIT YOUR OWN TITANIC</strong>\r\nGet your New Year off to a great start with this sensational new hobby series. Fifty-two issues, each with a ball of sea blue yarn, builds into an item YOUR family will feel proud to call their own. Our detailed instructions show you how to knit everything from the orchestra to the lifeboats. £1.25 for first edition and £175 thereafter for this valuable, never-to-be-repeated opportunity (warning: do not place near any ice cubes).\r\n\r\n<strong>CROSS-STITCH YOUR WAY TO A BETTER SEX LIFE</strong>\r\nAs seen on TV! Available while stocks last! This not-to-be missed partwork contains advice from the Suffolk Gazette agony aunt and the International Red Cross-stitch Society kicks off at 99p and £650 for the next fortnightly issues. Part one includes your very own bit of material with the Missionary Position printed for you fill in with little embroidery crosses. This invaluable set builds into the full Kama Sutra to adorn your walls into complete masterpieces.\r\n\r\n<strong>WELD YOUR OWN CAKES</strong>\r\nThis sensational series, with special consultant Mary Berry and the National Union of Amalgamated Metal Workers, tells you everything you always wanted to know, from alloys to acetylene masks. From cupcakes to ten-tier wedding cakes, you will have everything you need to become the Complete Cake Welder. £1.99 for first issue, complete with soldering kit, to £55 thereafter.\r\n\r\nBut that\'s not all. Coming soon from the Suffolk Gazette exclusive 2017 partworks series...\r\n\r\n* YOUR OWN MODEL RAILWAY IN PLAYDOUGH\r\n* KNIT YOUR OWN HIP REPLACEMENT\r\n* ART THERAPY FOR SERIAL KILLERS\r\n* QUILT YOUR OWN TRANSFORMERS\r\n* SEX TOYS MADE OF SUGARCRAFT.\r\n\r\nDon\'t miss out, order your\'s today!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Build a family heirloom with an easy-to-follow Suffolk Gazette partwork', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5651-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-03 15:29:45', '2017-01-03 15:29:45', '', 5651, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5651-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5654, 1, '2017-01-03 15:36:27', '2017-01-03 15:36:27', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/magazines.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/magazines.jpg" alt="partwork magazines" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5652" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>They\'re the publishing sensations of 2017. Only from the historic, Royal-approved Suffolk Gazette, these wonderful education partworks will give your family heirlooms that will be treasured for generations to come!</strong>\r\n\r\nAvailable from all good newsagents, and some really bad ones, don\'t miss out on a Suffolk Gazette partwork magazine and experience the thrill of building something special all by yourself, piece-by-piece, week-by-week. Scroll down for a selection of what\'s on offer - there really is something for everyone.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<strong>PLUMBING YOUR OWN DOLL\'S HOUSE</strong>\r\nThis fortnightly series is what you have alway dreamed of but didn\'t know was possible - until now. Your family doll\'s house can have its own plumbing system, with jacuzzi, power-shower and hi-tech immersion heater. At £1.99 for the first in the series, and only £85.99 for each subsequent issue, you will learn how to fix a quarter-inch tap and how to fit together a copper-coloured plastic heating system in 12,562 easy pieces. Start collecting today!\r\n\r\n<strong>KNIT YOUR OWN TITANIC</strong>\r\nGet your New Year off to a great start with this sensational new hobby series. Fifty-two issues, each with a ball of sea blue yarn, builds into an item YOUR family will feel proud to call their own. Our detailed instructions show you how to knit everything from the orchestra to the lifeboats. £1.25 for first edition and £175 thereafter for this valuable, never-to-be-repeated opportunity (warning: do not place near any ice cubes).\r\n\r\n<strong>CROSS-STITCH YOUR WAY TO A BETTER SEX LIFE</strong>\r\nAs seen on TV! Available while stocks last! This not-to-be missed partwork contains advice from the Suffolk Gazette agony aunt and the International Red Cross-stitch Society kicks off at 99p and £650 for the next fortnightly issues. Part one includes your very own bit of material with the Missionary Position printed for you fill in with little embroidery crosses. This invaluable set builds into the full Kama Sutra to adorn your walls into complete masterpieces.\r\n\r\n<strong>WELD YOUR OWN CAKES</strong>\r\nThis sensational series, with special consultant Mary Berry and the National Union of Amalgamated Metal Workers, tells you everything you always wanted to know, from alloys to acetylene masks. From cupcakes to ten-tier wedding cakes, you will have everything you need to become the Complete Cake Welder. £1.99 for first issue, complete with soldering kit, to £55 thereafter.\r\n\r\nBut that\'s not all. Coming soon from the Suffolk Gazette exclusive 2017 partworks series...\r\n\r\n* YOUR OWN MODEL RAILWAY IN PLAYDOUGH\r\n* KNIT YOUR OWN HIP REPLACEMENT\r\n* ART THERAPY FOR SERIAL KILLERS\r\n* QUILT YOUR OWN TRANSFORMERS\r\n* SEX TOYS MADE OF SUGARCRAFT.\r\n\r\nDon\'t miss out, order your\'s today!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Build a family heirloom with an easy-to-follow Suffolk Gazette partwork', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5651-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-03 15:36:27', '2017-01-03 15:36:27', '', 5651, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5651-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5658, 1, '2017-01-04 09:45:09', '2017-01-04 09:45:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich.jpg" alt="Norwich City FC pitch" width="770" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5659" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorwich City fans are becoming increasingly alarmed by the state of the Carrow Road pitch.</strong>\r\n\r\nClub chairman Ed Balls slashed budgets following the club\'s relegation from the Premier League, and the ground staff were first to feel the pinch.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Canaries insider said: "Mr Balls was eager to please owner Delia Smith, and decided to get rid of most of the funds available to the head groundsman and his team.\r\n\r\n"The former Chancellor says grass can grow without needing extra money. He even bought a cow to replace one of the expensive lawn mowers.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately this has resulted in the gradual deterioration of the pitch and facilities, and this is not helping manager Alex Neil and the squad as they try to turn their terrible season around."\r\n\r\nLifelong fan Bubba Spuckler, a smallholder who attends games with his sister and their eight children, said: "My turnip field is in a better condition. What a Balls up."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City fans alarmed by state of pitch', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norwich-city-fans-pitch', '', '', '2017-01-05 11:23:08', '2017-01-05 11:23:08', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5658', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5660, 1, '2017-01-04 09:45:09', '2017-01-04 09:45:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich.jpg" alt="Norwich City FC pitch" width="770" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5659" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorwich City fans are becoming increasingly alarmed by the state of the Carrow Road pitch.</strong>\r\n\r\nClub chairman Ed Balls slashed budgets following the club\'s relegation from the Premier League, and the ground staff were first to feel the pinch.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Canaries insider said: "Mr Balls was eager to please owner Delia Smith, and decided to get rid of most of the funds available to the head groundsman and his team.\r\n\r\n"The former Chancellor says grass can grow without needing extra money. He even bought a cow to replace one of the expensive lawn mowers.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately this has resulted in the gradual deterioration of the pitch and facilities, and this is not helping manager Alex Neil and squad as they try to turn their terrible season around."\r\n\r\nLifelong fan Bubba Spuckler, a smallholder who attends games with his sister and their eight children, said: "My turnip field is in a better condition. What a Balls up."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City fans alarmed by state of pitch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5658-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-04 09:45:09', '2017-01-04 09:45:09', '', 5658, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5658-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5661, 1, '2017-01-04 09:46:31', '2017-01-04 09:46:31', '<center></center><br>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nNorwich City fans are becoming increasingly alarmed by the state of the Carrow Road pitch.</strong>\n\nClub chairman Ed Balls slashed budgets following the club\'s relegation from the Premier League, and the ground staff were first to feel the pinch.\n\n\n<br>\nA Canaries insider said: "Mr Balls was eager to please owner Delia Smith, and decided to get rid of most of the funds available to the head groundsman and his team.\n\n"The former Chancellor says grass can grow without needing extra money. He even bought a cow to replace one of the expensive lawn mowers.\n\n"Unfortunately this has resulted in the gradual deterioration of the pitch and facilities, and this is not helping manager Alex Neil and squad as they try to turn their terrible season around."\n\nLifelong fan Bubba Spuckler, a smallholder who attends games with his sister and their eight children, said: "My turnip field is in a better condition. What a Balls up."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City fans alarmed by state of pitch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5658-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-01-04 09:46:31', '2017-01-04 09:46:31', '', 5658, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5658-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5662, 1, '2017-01-04 10:01:02', '2017-01-04 10:01:02', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/norwich.jpg" alt="Norwich City FC pitch" width="770" height="591" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5659" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorwich City fans are becoming increasingly alarmed by the state of the Carrow Road pitch.</strong>\r\n\r\nClub chairman Ed Balls slashed budgets following the club\'s relegation from the Premier League, and the ground staff were first to feel the pinch.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Canaries insider said: "Mr Balls was eager to please owner Delia Smith, and decided to get rid of most of the funds available to the head groundsman and his team.\r\n\r\n"The former Chancellor says grass can grow without needing extra money. He even bought a cow to replace one of the expensive lawn mowers.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately this has resulted in the gradual deterioration of the pitch and facilities, and this is not helping manager Alex Neil and the squad as they try to turn their terrible season around."\r\n\r\nLifelong fan Bubba Spuckler, a smallholder who attends games with his sister and their eight children, said: "My turnip field is in a better condition. What a Balls up."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich City fans alarmed by state of pitch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5658-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-04 10:01:02', '2017-01-04 10:01:02', '', 5658, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5658-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5664, 1, '2017-01-05 11:00:44', '2017-01-05 11:00:44', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members still living in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshire, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since King Edmund died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ (<em>see startling CCTV picture of poor old Edmund being tied up and shot with arrows</em>).\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk louts from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\nEdmund was regarded as the patron saint of England in the Middle Ages, but has since been usurped by St George, who was known for killing dragons close to his Turkish home.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'king-edmund', '', '', '2018-01-05 11:19:43', '2018-01-05 11:19:43', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5664', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5667, 1, '2017-01-05 11:03:27', '2017-01-05 11:03:27', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/king-edmund-poster-e1483613209804.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/king-edmund-poster-e1483613209804.jpg" alt="King Edmund wanted poster" width="300" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5665" /></a><i>Wanted: Suffolk Police poster</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshre, who have been without a King of the Angles since Edmund was chopped up in the year 869.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ.\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk tourists from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-05 11:03:27', '2017-01-05 11:03:27', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5668, 1, '2017-01-05 11:06:13', '2017-01-05 11:06:13', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/king-edmund-poster-e1483613209804.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/king-edmund-poster-e1483613209804.jpg" alt="King Edmund wanted poster" width="300" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5665" /></a><i>Wanted: Suffolk Police poster</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshre, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since Edmund the Martyr died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ.\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk tourists from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-05 11:06:13', '2017-01-05 11:06:13', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5669, 1, '2017-01-05 11:09:39', '2017-01-05 11:09:39', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><i>Caught on film: CCTV images show the moment King Edmund was killed</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshre, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since Edmund the Martyr died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ.\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk tourists from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-05 11:09:39', '2017-01-05 11:09:39', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5670, 1, '2017-01-05 11:10:55', '2017-01-05 11:10:55', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members still living in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><i>Caught on film: CCTV images show the moment King Edmund was killed</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshre, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since King Edmund died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ.\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk tourists from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-05 11:10:55', '2017-01-05 11:10:55', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5671, 1, '2017-01-05 11:11:40', '2017-01-05 11:11:40', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members still living in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><i>Caught on film: CCTV images show the moment King Edmund was killed</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshre, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since King Edmund died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ.\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk tourists from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-05 11:11:40', '2017-01-05 11:11:40', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5672, 1, '2017-01-05 11:22:17', '2017-01-05 11:22:17', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members still living in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><i>Caught on film: CCTV images show the moment King Edmund was killed</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshire, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since King Edmund died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ.\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk tourists from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-05 11:22:17', '2017-01-05 11:22:17', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5673, 1, '2018-01-05 11:13:23', '2018-01-05 11:13:23', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\n\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\n\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\n\n\n\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members still living in Copenhagen.\n\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><br><br>\n\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshire, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since King Edmund died.\n\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ (<em>see startling CCTV picture of poor old Edmund being tied up and shot with arrows</em>).\n\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk louts from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\n\nEdmund was regarded as the patron saint of England in the Middle Ages, but has since been usurped by St George, who was known for killing dragons close to his Turkish home.\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-01-05 11:13:23', '2018-01-05 11:13:23', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5674, 1, '2017-01-05 11:24:41', '2017-01-05 11:24:41', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members still living in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><i>Caught on film: CCTV images show the moment King Edmund was killed</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshire, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since King Edmund died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ.\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk tourists from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\nEdmund was regarded as the patron saint of England in the Middle Ages, but has since been usurped by St George, who was known for killing dragons close to his Turkish home.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-05 11:24:41', '2017-01-05 11:24:41', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5675, 1, '2017-01-05 11:49:50', '2017-01-05 11:49:50', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are close to making arrests following an exhaustive 1,146-year investigation into the murder of Edmund, the last king of East Anglia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Martyr King, 28, was attacked by a gang of drunk Danish tourists, who riddled him with arrows before chopping off his head and throwing it in the woods.\r\n\r\nBut the culprits were never caught, and were believed to have fled abroad, probably on a longship back to Denmark.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nPolice appeals for witnesses were unsuccessful, but new DNA evidence suggests the attackers have family members still living in Copenhagen.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Suffolk Police said: "On Friday, November 20, 869, at 2.34pm, a 28-year-old king was murdered. We are liaising with our Danish colleagues and expect to make arrests in the coming days."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/edmund-killed.jpg" alt="King Edmund killed" width="505" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5666" /></a><i>Caught on film: CCTV images show the moment King Edmund was killed</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news will be a huge relief to residents of Suffolk, Norfolk and parts of Cambridgeshire, who have been without a King of the Angles ever since King Edmund died.\r\n\r\nHe was savagely attacked by members of the ruthless and violent Viking gang for refusing to renounce his belief in Christ.\r\n\r\nOnce his head was found, it was reunited with his body and eventually buried at Bury St Edmunds abbey - a significant clue to the origin of the west Suffolk town\'s name.\r\n\r\nLocal vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss said Edmund was a brave king. "He stood up for his religion in the face of these drunk louts from Denmark, but it cost him his life. News of arrest is most welcome indeed."\r\n\r\nEdmund was regarded as the patron saint of England in the Middle Ages, but has since been usurped by St George, who was known for killing dragons close to his Turkish home.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'King Edmund killing: police to make arrests', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5664-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-05 11:49:50', '2017-01-05 11:49:50', '', 5664, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5664-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5679, 1, '2017-01-06 10:09:43', '2017-01-06 10:09:43', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill-1024x576.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Castle on the Hill" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5680" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nSinging sensation Ed Sheeran has been sent to his room by his mum after admitting being a very naughty boy in his long-awaited new single, which he describes as a "love song to Suffolk".</strong>\r\n\r\nThe ginger musician took a two-year break from recording to travel the world, but missed his home county so much he penned a love song about it called Castle On The Hill.\r\n\r\nBut lyrics recalling the great times he had growing up near Framlingham include revelations he sped down country lanes at 90 mph, drank neat spirits, ran across fields to escape the cops, and smoked at 15.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Ed\'s mum was very cross when he admitted all these things in his new single - and sent him to his room. He is not allowed to come out until he has tidied it."\r\n\r\nThe new single, which was showcased on Radio 1, is named after Framlingham Castle, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed had been <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">given to the Queen last year for her 90th birthday</a>.\r\n\r\nHis mum was astonished by the chorus line:\r\n\r\n<i>"But I can’t wait to go home\r\nI’m on my way\r\nDriving at 90 down those country lanes\r\nSinging to \'Tiny Dancer\'\r\nAnd I miss the way you make me feel, and it’s real\r\nWe watched the sunset over the castle on the hill"</i>\r\n\r\nOther lines in the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/revealed-ed-sheerans-secret-ipswich-song-list/">Ed Sheeran song</a> include <i>"Fifteen years old and smoking hand-rolled cigarettes"</i>, and <i>"Running from the law through the backfields and getting drunk with my friends"</i>.\r\n\r\nThe pal added: "Ed\'s mum thought he was always out with his mates playing hide and seek or reading books. She had no idea he was running riot across rural Suffolk like this."\r\n\r\nBut Framlingham residents were delighted that the new song, which is destined to be number one in the charts, will attract tourists and new business to the town.\r\n\r\nSome visitors had already turned up today. One was Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting from Norfolk with his sister and their eight children. "I just wanted to see what a really nice East Anglian county was like," he said.\r\n\r\nYou can watch the official Castle On The Hill video here, which has all the lyrics on it:\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7Qp5vcuMIlk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ed Sheeran\'s mum sends him to his room', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ed-sheeran-castle', '', '', '2018-01-29 14:57:09', '2018-01-29 14:57:09', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5679', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5681, 1, '2017-01-06 10:05:11', '2017-01-06 10:05:11', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill-1024x576.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Castle on the Hill" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5680" /></a></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nSinging sensation Ed Sheeran has been sent to him room by his mum after admitting being a very naughty boy in his long-awaited new single, which he describes as a "love song to Suffolk".</strong>\r\n\r\nThe ginger musician took a two-year break from recording to travel the world, but missed his home county so much he penned a love song about it called Castle On The Hill.\r\n\r\nBut lyrics recalling the great times he had growing up near Framlingham include revelations he sped down country lanes at 90 mph, drank neat spirits, ran across fields to escape the cops, and smoked at 15.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal said: "Ed\'s mum was very cross when he admitted all these things in his new single - and sent him to his room. He is not allowed to come out until he has tidied it."\r\n\r\nThe long-awaited new single, which was showcased on Radio 1, is named after Framlingham Castle, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed had been <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">given to the Queen last year for her 90th birthday</a>.\r\n\r\nHis mum was astonished by the chorus line:\r\n\r\n<i>"But I can’t wait to go home\r\nI’m on my way\r\nDriving at 90 down those country lanes\r\nSinging to \'Tiny Dancer\'\r\nAnd I miss the way you make me feel, and it’s real\r\nWe watched the sunset over the castle on the hill"</i>\r\n\r\nOther lines include <i>"Fifteen years old and smoking hand-rolled cigarettes"</i>, and <i>"Running from the law through the backfields and getting drunk with my friends"</i>.\r\n\r\nThe pal added: "Ed\'s mum thought he was always out with his mates playing hide and seek or reading books. She had no idea he was running riot across rural Suffolk like this."\r\n\r\nBut Framlingham residents were delighted that the new song, which is destined to be number one in the charts, will attract tourists and new business to the town.\r\n\r\nSome visitors had already turned up today. One was Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting from Norfolk with his sister and their eight children. "I just wanted to see what a really nice East Anglian county was like," he said.\r\n\r\nYou can watch the official Castle On The Hill video here, which hejlpfully has all the lyrics on it!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7Qp5vcuMIlk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ed Sheeran\'s mum sends him to his room', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5679-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-06 10:05:11', '2017-01-06 10:05:11', '', 5679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5682, 1, '2017-01-06 10:06:46', '2017-01-06 10:06:46', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill-1024x576.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Castle on the Hill" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5680" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nSinging sensation Ed Sheeran has been sent to him room by his mum after admitting being a very naughty boy in his long-awaited new single, which he describes as a "love song to Suffolk".</strong>\r\n\r\nThe ginger musician took a two-year break from recording to travel the world, but missed his home county so much he penned a love song about it called Castle On The Hill.\r\n\r\nBut lyrics recalling the great times he had growing up near Framlingham include revelations he sped down country lanes at 90 mph, drank neat spirits, ran across fields to escape the cops, and smoked at 15.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal said: "Ed\'s mum was very cross when he admitted all these things in his new single - and sent him to his room. He is not allowed to come out until he has tidied it."\r\n\r\nThe long-awaited new single, which was showcased on Radio 1, is named after Framlingham Castle, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed had been <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">given to the Queen last year for her 90th birthday</a>.\r\n\r\nHis mum was astonished by the chorus line:\r\n\r\n<i>"But I can’t wait to go home\r\nI’m on my way\r\nDriving at 90 down those country lanes\r\nSinging to \'Tiny Dancer\'\r\nAnd I miss the way you make me feel, and it’s real\r\nWe watched the sunset over the castle on the hill"</i>\r\n\r\nOther lines include <i>"Fifteen years old and smoking hand-rolled cigarettes"</i>, and <i>"Running from the law through the backfields and getting drunk with my friends"</i>.\r\n\r\nThe pal added: "Ed\'s mum thought he was always out with his mates playing hide and seek or reading books. She had no idea he was running riot across rural Suffolk like this."\r\n\r\nBut Framlingham residents were delighted that the new song, which is destined to be number one in the charts, will attract tourists and new business to the town.\r\n\r\nSome visitors had already turned up today. One was Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting from Norfolk with his sister and their eight children. "I just wanted to see what a really nice East Anglian county was like," he said.\r\n\r\nYou can watch the official Castle On The Hill video here, which hejlpfully has all the lyrics on it!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7Qp5vcuMIlk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ed Sheeran\'s mum sends him to his room', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5679-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-06 10:06:46', '2017-01-06 10:06:46', '', 5679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5683, 1, '2017-01-06 10:07:52', '2017-01-06 10:07:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill-1024x576.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Castle on the Hill" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5680" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nSinging sensation Ed Sheeran has been sent to his room by his mum after admitting being a very naughty boy in his long-awaited new single, which he describes as a "love song to Suffolk".</strong>\r\n\r\nThe ginger musician took a two-year break from recording to travel the world, but missed his home county so much he penned a love song about it called Castle On The Hill.\r\n\r\nBut lyrics recalling the great times he had growing up near Framlingham include revelations he sped down country lanes at 90 mph, drank neat spirits, ran across fields to escape the cops, and smoked at 15.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal said: "Ed\'s mum was very cross when he admitted all these things in his new single - and sent him to his room. He is not allowed to come out until he has tidied it."\r\n\r\nThe long-awaited new single, which was showcased on Radio 1, is named after Framlingham Castle, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed had been <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">given to the Queen last year for her 90th birthday</a>.\r\n\r\nHis mum was astonished by the chorus line:\r\n\r\n<i>"But I can’t wait to go home\r\nI’m on my way\r\nDriving at 90 down those country lanes\r\nSinging to \'Tiny Dancer\'\r\nAnd I miss the way you make me feel, and it’s real\r\nWe watched the sunset over the castle on the hill"</i>\r\n\r\nOther lines include <i>"Fifteen years old and smoking hand-rolled cigarettes"</i>, and <i>"Running from the law through the backfields and getting drunk with my friends"</i>.\r\n\r\nThe pal added: "Ed\'s mum thought he was always out with his mates playing hide and seek or reading books. She had no idea he was running riot across rural Suffolk like this."\r\n\r\nBut Framlingham residents were delighted that the new song, which is destined to be number one in the charts, will attract tourists and new business to the town.\r\n\r\nSome visitors had already turned up today. One was Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting from Norfolk with his sister and their eight children. "I just wanted to see what a really nice East Anglian county was like," he said.\r\n\r\nYou can watch the official Castle On The Hill video here, which hejlpfully has all the lyrics on it!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7Qp5vcuMIlk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ed Sheeran\'s mum sends him to his room', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5679-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-06 10:07:52', '2017-01-06 10:07:52', '', 5679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5684, 1, '2017-01-06 10:09:43', '2017-01-06 10:09:43', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill-1024x576.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Castle on the Hill" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5680" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nSinging sensation Ed Sheeran has been sent to his room by his mum after admitting being a very naughty boy in his long-awaited new single, which he describes as a "love song to Suffolk".</strong>\r\n\r\nThe ginger musician took a two-year break from recording to travel the world, but missed his home county so much he penned a love song about it called Castle On The Hill.\r\n\r\nBut lyrics recalling the great times he had growing up near Framlingham include revelations he sped down country lanes at 90 mph, drank neat spirits, ran across fields to escape the cops, and smoked at 15.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal said: "Ed\'s mum was very cross when he admitted all these things in his new single - and sent him to his room. He is not allowed to come out until he has tidied it."\r\n\r\nThe long-awaited new single, which was showcased on Radio 1, is named after Framlingham Castle, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed had been <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">given to the Queen last year for her 90th birthday</a>.\r\n\r\nHis mum was astonished by the chorus line:\r\n\r\n<i>"But I can’t wait to go home\r\nI’m on my way\r\nDriving at 90 down those country lanes\r\nSinging to \'Tiny Dancer\'\r\nAnd I miss the way you make me feel, and it’s real\r\nWe watched the sunset over the castle on the hill"</i>\r\n\r\nOther lines include <i>"Fifteen years old and smoking hand-rolled cigarettes"</i>, and <i>"Running from the law through the backfields and getting drunk with my friends"</i>.\r\n\r\nThe pal added: "Ed\'s mum thought he was always out with his mates playing hide and seek or reading books. She had no idea he was running riot across rural Suffolk like this."\r\n\r\nBut Framlingham residents were delighted that the new song, which is destined to be number one in the charts, will attract tourists and new business to the town.\r\n\r\nSome visitors had already turned up today. One was Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting from Norfolk with his sister and their eight children. "I just wanted to see what a really nice East Anglian county was like," he said.\r\n\r\nYou can watch the official Castle On The Hill video here, which has all the lyrics on it:\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7Qp5vcuMIlk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ed Sheeran\'s mum sends him to his room', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5679-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-06 10:09:43', '2017-01-06 10:09:43', '', 5679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5685, 1, '2017-01-06 10:09:55', '2017-01-06 10:09:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill-1024x576.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Castle on the Hill" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5680" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\n\nSinging sensation Ed Sheeran has been sent to his room by his mum after admitting being a very naughty boy in his long-awaited new single, which he describes as a "love song to Suffolk".</strong>\n\nThe ginger musician took a two-year break from recording to travel the world, but missed his home county so much he penned a love song about it called Castle On The Hill.\n\nBut lyrics recalling the great times he had growing up near Framlingham include revelations he sped down country lanes at 90 mph, drank neat spirits, ran across fields to escape the cops, and smoked at 15.\n\n\n<br>\nA pal said: "Ed\'s mum was very cross when he admitted all these things in his new single - and sent him to his room. He is not allowed to come out until he has tidied it."\n\nThe long-awaited new single, which was showcased on Radio 1, is named after Framlingham Castle, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed had been <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">given to the Queen last year for her 90th birthday</a>.\n\nHis mum was astonished by the chorus line:\n\n<i>"But I can’t wait to go home\nI’m on my way\nDriving at 90 down those country lanes\nSinging to \'Tiny Dancer\'\nAnd I miss the way you make me feel, and it’s real\nWe watched the sunset over the castle on the hill"</i>\n\nOther lines include <i>"Fifteen years old and smoking hand-rolled cigarettes"</i>, and <i>"Running from the law through the backfields and getting drunk with my friends"</i>.\n\nThe pal added: "Ed\'s mum thought he was always out with his mates playing hide and seek or reading books. She had no idea he was running riot across rural Suffolk like this."\n\nBut Framlingham residents were delighted that the new song, which is destined to be number one in the charts, will attract tourists and new business to the town.\n\nSome visitors had already turned up today. One was Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting from Norfolk with his sister and their eight children. "I just wanted to see what a really nice East Anglian county was like," he said.\n\nYou can watch the official Castle On The Hill video here, which has all the lyrics on it:\n\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7Qp5vcuMIlk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ed Sheeran\'s mum sends him to his room', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5679-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-01-06 10:09:55', '2017-01-06 10:09:55', '', 5679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5679-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5686, 1, '2017-01-06 10:28:15', '2017-01-06 10:28:15', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ed-sheeran-castle-on-the-hill-1024x576.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Castle on the Hill" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5680" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nSinging sensation Ed Sheeran has been sent to his room by his mum after admitting being a very naughty boy in his long-awaited new single, which he describes as a "love song to Suffolk".</strong>\r\n\r\nThe ginger musician took a two-year break from recording to travel the world, but missed his home county so much he penned a love song about it called Castle On The Hill.\r\n\r\nBut lyrics recalling the great times he had growing up near Framlingham include revelations he sped down country lanes at 90 mph, drank neat spirits, ran across fields to escape the cops, and smoked at 15.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA pal said: "Ed\'s mum was very cross when he admitted all these things in his new single - and sent him to his room. He is not allowed to come out until he has tidied it."\r\n\r\nThe new single, which was showcased on Radio 1, is named after Framlingham Castle, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed had been <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">given to the Queen last year for her 90th birthday</a>.\r\n\r\nHis mum was astonished by the chorus line:\r\n\r\n<i>"But I can’t wait to go home\r\nI’m on my way\r\nDriving at 90 down those country lanes\r\nSinging to \'Tiny Dancer\'\r\nAnd I miss the way you make me feel, and it’s real\r\nWe watched the sunset over the castle on the hill"</i>\r\n\r\nOther lines include <i>"Fifteen years old and smoking hand-rolled cigarettes"</i>, and <i>"Running from the law through the backfields and getting drunk with my friends"</i>.\r\n\r\nThe pal added: "Ed\'s mum thought he was always out with his mates playing hide and seek or reading books. She had no idea he was running riot across rural Suffolk like this."\r\n\r\nBut Framlingham residents were delighted that the new song, which is destined to be number one in the charts, will attract tourists and new business to the town.\r\n\r\nSome visitors had already turned up today. One was Bubba Spuckler, who was visiting from Norfolk with his sister and their eight children. "I just wanted to see what a really nice East Anglian county was like," he said.\r\n\r\nYou can watch the official Castle On The Hill video here, which has all the lyrics on it:\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7Qp5vcuMIlk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ed Sheeran\'s mum sends him to his room', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5679-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-06 10:28:15', '2017-01-06 10:28:15', '', 5679, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5679-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5692, 1, '2017-01-08 11:41:53', '2017-01-08 11:41:53', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has received another front-line dispatch from the Suffolk Liberation Front, which includes worrying news of dissent within the ranks, and an attempted invasion by 5,000 people from Lincoln.</b>\r\n\r\n"Sir,\r\n\r\nIt has been some time since we promised to send you an imminent news release.\r\n\r\nWe have to sadly report that there has been a leadership struggle within in the SLF, stirred up by Suffolk fighters wanting the spoils of Norfolk all to themselves. Some of these agitators were front-line commanders and were actually caught talking to the opposition in border areas and getting friendly with them.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThis has been dealt with and these agitators were summarily executed following a brief battle with forces loyal to the current command of the SLF. This did lead to an issue with a shortage of manpower, but that has been solved by using a private security company, paid for with looted gold and cash from Great Yarmouth amusement arcades.\r\n\r\nThere was an irritating issue with 5,000 Lincoln fighters coming to Ipswich yesterday, although technically they wanted to take west Ipswich, so we weren\'t too concerned and planned just to surround them with razor wire and leave them to it.\r\n\r\nIn the end we hadn\'t the manpower for this, and so urgently armed our reserves, the 3rd battalion of SLF Ipswich cub scouts, who rallied to the cause and gathered in west end road with untested, unused catapults and large sticks.\r\n\r\nThey had no prior training with these fearsome devices and had to make it up as they went along. There was a vicious battle with a group of fishmongers, which was won and the decision was made to escort the Lincoln fighters away from Suffolk under armed cub scout guard as there was not the facility to hold them anywhere.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1-1024x576.jpg" alt="Lincoln fans Ipswich" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5694" /></a><i>On guard: a fearless member of the SLF Ipswich boy scouts guards 5,000 defeated Lincoln invaders</i></center><br><br> \r\n\r\nIn a brilliant propaganda coup, the marauders were also told that Norfolk hates them, so they will now attack Norfolk border areas on their side which further depletes Norfolk\'s ability to defend against SLF incursion. We shall soon take more Norfolk <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">loot</del> strategic areas.\r\n\r\nWe will soon fortify Bury St Edmunds, as we will be using this as the capital of our private <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">fiefdom</del> people\'s Republic of Suffolk\r\n\r\nWe were forced to briefly suggest on your site that a peace deal with Norfolk was on the cards, however this was simply to alleviate the pressure on the border whilst the battle of Ipswich was being fought.\r\n\r\nOf course, should Norfolk demand peace and a cease-fire we are happy to negotiate with whatever command they have left, and give them our demands. Handing over all their pitchforks is a must before negotiations begin.\r\n\r\nBy releasing this news update, and by publishing it, yourself as editor of the Suffolk Gazette doesn\'t then have to be visited by the SLF at your HQ at The Greyhound pub, or at your palatial home to demand that you interview us....\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\nCommanding Officer,\r\nSuffolk Liberation Front." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'SLF executes dissenters, repels 5,000 Lincoln invaders', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'slf-lincoln', '', '', '2017-01-09 09:58:28', '2017-01-09 09:58:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5692', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5695, 1, '2017-01-08 11:41:53', '2017-01-08 11:41:53', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has received another front-line dispatch from the Suffolk Liberation Front, which includes worrying news of dissent within the ranks, and an attempted invasion by 5,000 people from Lincoln.</b>\r\n\r\n"Sir,\r\n\r\nIt has been some time since we promised to send you an imminent news release.\r\n\r\nWe have to sadly report that there has been a leadership struggle within in the SLF, stirred up by Suffolk fighters wanting the spoils of Norfolk all to themselves. Some of these agitators were front-line commanders and were actually caught talking to the opposition in border areas and getting friendly with them.\r\n\r\nThis has been dealt with and these agitators were summarily executed following a brief battle with forces loyal to the current command of the SLF. This did lead to an issue with a shortage of manpower, but that has been solved by using a private security company, paid for with looted gold and cash from Great Yarmouth amusement arcades.\r\n\r\nThere was a small issue with 5,000 Lincoln fighters coming to Ipswich yesterday, although technically they wanted to take west Ipswich, so we weren\'t too concerned and planned just to surround them with razor wire and leave them to it.\r\n\r\nIn the end we hadn\'t the manpower for this, and so urgently armed our reserves, the 3rd battalion of SLF Ipswich cub scouts, who rallied to the cause and gathered in west end road with untested, unused catapults.\r\n\r\nThey had no prior training with these fearsome devices and had to make it up as they went along. There was a vicious battle with a group of fishmongers, which was won and the decision was made to escort the Lincoln fighters away from Suffolk under armed cub scout guard as there was not the facility to hold them anywhere.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1-1024x576.jpg" alt="Lincoln fans Ipswich" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5694" /></a><i>On guard: a fearless member of the SLF Ipswich boy scouts guards 5,000 defeated Lincoln invaders</i></center><br><br> \r\n\r\nIn a brilliant propaganda coup, the marauders were also told that Norfolk hates them, so they will now attack Norfolk border areas on their side which further depletes Norfolk\'s ability to defend against SLF incursion. We shall soon take more Norfolk <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">loot</del> strategic areas.\r\n\r\nWe will soon fortify Bury St Edmunds, as we will be using this as the capital of our private <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">fiefdom</del> people\'s Republic of Suffolk\r\n\r\nWe were forced to briefly suggest on your site that a peace deal with Norfolk was on the cards, however this was simply to alleviate the pressure on the border whilst the battle of Ipswich was being fought.\r\n\r\nOf course, should Norfolk demand peace and a cease-fire we are happy to negotiate with whatever command they have left, and give them our demands. Handing over all their pitchforks is a must before negotiations begin.\r\n\r\nBy releasing this news update, and by publishing it, yourself as editor of the Suffolk Gazette doesn\'t then have to be visited by the SLF at your HQ at The Greyhound pub, or at your palatial home to demand that you interview us....\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\nCommanding Officer,\r\nSuffolk Liberation Front." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'SLF executes dissenters and fights off 5,000 Lincoln invaders', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5692-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-08 11:41:53', '2017-01-08 11:41:53', '', 5692, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5692-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5696, 1, '2017-01-08 11:43:14', '2017-01-08 11:43:14', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette has received another front-line dispatch from the Suffolk Liberation Front, which includes worrying news of dissent within the ranks, and an attempted invasion by 5,000 people from Lincoln.</b>\n\n"Sir,\n\nIt has been some time since we promised to send you an imminent news release.\n\nWe have to sadly report that there has been a leadership struggle within in the SLF, stirred up by Suffolk fighters wanting the spoils of Norfolk all to themselves. Some of these agitators were front-line commanders and were actually caught talking to the opposition in border areas and getting friendly with them.\n\n\n<br\nThis has been dealt with and these agitators were summarily executed following a brief battle with forces loyal to the current command of the SLF. This did lead to an issue with a shortage of manpower, but that has been solved by using a private security company, paid for with looted gold and cash from Great Yarmouth amusement arcades.\n\nThere was a small issue with 5,000 Lincoln fighters coming to Ipswich yesterday, although technically they wanted to take west Ipswich, so we weren\'t too concerned and planned just to surround them with razor wire and leave them to it.\n\nIn the end we hadn\'t the manpower for this, and so urgently armed our reserves, the 3rd battalion of SLF Ipswich cub scouts, who rallied to the cause and gathered in west end road with untested, unused catapults.\n\nThey had no prior training with these fearsome devices and had to make it up as they went along. There was a vicious battle with a group of fishmongers, which was won and the decision was made to escort the Lincoln fighters away from Suffolk under armed cub scout guard as there was not the facility to hold them anywhere.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1-1024x576.jpg" alt="Lincoln fans Ipswich" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5694" /></a><i>On guard: a fearless member of the SLF Ipswich boy scouts guards 5,000 defeated Lincoln invaders</i></center><br><br> \n\nIn a brilliant propaganda coup, the marauders were also told that Norfolk hates them, so they will now attack Norfolk border areas on their side which further depletes Norfolk\'s ability to defend against SLF incursion. We shall soon take more Norfolk <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">loot</del> strategic areas.\n\nWe will soon fortify Bury St Edmunds, as we will be using this as the capital of our private <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">fiefdom</del> people\'s Republic of Suffolk\n\nWe were forced to briefly suggest on your site that a peace deal with Norfolk was on the cards, however this was simply to alleviate the pressure on the border whilst the battle of Ipswich was being fought.\n\nOf course, should Norfolk demand peace and a cease-fire we are happy to negotiate with whatever command they have left, and give them our demands. Handing over all their pitchforks is a must before negotiations begin.\n\nBy releasing this news update, and by publishing it, yourself as editor of the Suffolk Gazette doesn\'t then have to be visited by the SLF at your HQ at The Greyhound pub, or at your palatial home to demand that you interview us....\n\nSincerely,\nCommanding Officer,\nSuffolk Liberation Front." \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'SLF executes dissenters and fights off 5,000 Lincoln invaders', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5692-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-01-08 11:43:14', '2017-01-08 11:43:14', '', 5692, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5692-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5697, 1, '2017-01-08 11:43:18', '2017-01-08 11:43:18', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has received another front-line dispatch from the Suffolk Liberation Front, which includes worrying news of dissent within the ranks, and an attempted invasion by 5,000 people from Lincoln.</b>\r\n\r\n"Sir,\r\n\r\nIt has been some time since we promised to send you an imminent news release.\r\n\r\nWe have to sadly report that there has been a leadership struggle within in the SLF, stirred up by Suffolk fighters wanting the spoils of Norfolk all to themselves. Some of these agitators were front-line commanders and were actually caught talking to the opposition in border areas and getting friendly with them.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThis has been dealt with and these agitators were summarily executed following a brief battle with forces loyal to the current command of the SLF. This did lead to an issue with a shortage of manpower, but that has been solved by using a private security company, paid for with looted gold and cash from Great Yarmouth amusement arcades.\r\n\r\nThere was a small issue with 5,000 Lincoln fighters coming to Ipswich yesterday, although technically they wanted to take west Ipswich, so we weren\'t too concerned and planned just to surround them with razor wire and leave them to it.\r\n\r\nIn the end we hadn\'t the manpower for this, and so urgently armed our reserves, the 3rd battalion of SLF Ipswich cub scouts, who rallied to the cause and gathered in west end road with untested, unused catapults.\r\n\r\nThey had no prior training with these fearsome devices and had to make it up as they went along. There was a vicious battle with a group of fishmongers, which was won and the decision was made to escort the Lincoln fighters away from Suffolk under armed cub scout guard as there was not the facility to hold them anywhere.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1-1024x576.jpg" alt="Lincoln fans Ipswich" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5694" /></a><i>On guard: a fearless member of the SLF Ipswich boy scouts guards 5,000 defeated Lincoln invaders</i></center><br><br> \r\n\r\nIn a brilliant propaganda coup, the marauders were also told that Norfolk hates them, so they will now attack Norfolk border areas on their side which further depletes Norfolk\'s ability to defend against SLF incursion. We shall soon take more Norfolk <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">loot</del> strategic areas.\r\n\r\nWe will soon fortify Bury St Edmunds, as we will be using this as the capital of our private <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">fiefdom</del> people\'s Republic of Suffolk\r\n\r\nWe were forced to briefly suggest on your site that a peace deal with Norfolk was on the cards, however this was simply to alleviate the pressure on the border whilst the battle of Ipswich was being fought.\r\n\r\nOf course, should Norfolk demand peace and a cease-fire we are happy to negotiate with whatever command they have left, and give them our demands. Handing over all their pitchforks is a must before negotiations begin.\r\n\r\nBy releasing this news update, and by publishing it, yourself as editor of the Suffolk Gazette doesn\'t then have to be visited by the SLF at your HQ at The Greyhound pub, or at your palatial home to demand that you interview us....\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\nCommanding Officer,\r\nSuffolk Liberation Front." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'SLF executes dissenters and fights off 5,000 Lincoln invaders', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5692-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-08 11:43:18', '2017-01-08 11:43:18', '', 5692, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5692-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5698, 1, '2017-01-08 11:44:24', '2017-01-08 11:44:24', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has received another front-line dispatch from the Suffolk Liberation Front, which includes worrying news of dissent within the ranks, and an attempted invasion by 5,000 people from Lincoln.</b>\r\n\r\n"Sir,\r\n\r\nIt has been some time since we promised to send you an imminent news release.\r\n\r\nWe have to sadly report that there has been a leadership struggle within in the SLF, stirred up by Suffolk fighters wanting the spoils of Norfolk all to themselves. Some of these agitators were front-line commanders and were actually caught talking to the opposition in border areas and getting friendly with them.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThis has been dealt with and these agitators were summarily executed following a brief battle with forces loyal to the current command of the SLF. This did lead to an issue with a shortage of manpower, but that has been solved by using a private security company, paid for with looted gold and cash from Great Yarmouth amusement arcades.\r\n\r\nThere was an irritating issue with 5,000 Lincoln fighters coming to Ipswich yesterday, although technically they wanted to take west Ipswich, so we weren\'t too concerned and planned just to surround them with razor wire and leave them to it.\r\n\r\nIn the end we hadn\'t the manpower for this, and so urgently armed our reserves, the 3rd battalion of SLF Ipswich cub scouts, who rallied to the cause and gathered in west end road with untested, unused catapults.\r\n\r\nThey had no prior training with these fearsome devices and had to make it up as they went along. There was a vicious battle with a group of fishmongers, which was won and the decision was made to escort the Lincoln fighters away from Suffolk under armed cub scout guard as there was not the facility to hold them anywhere.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1-1024x576.jpg" alt="Lincoln fans Ipswich" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5694" /></a><i>On guard: a fearless member of the SLF Ipswich boy scouts guards 5,000 defeated Lincoln invaders</i></center><br><br> \r\n\r\nIn a brilliant propaganda coup, the marauders were also told that Norfolk hates them, so they will now attack Norfolk border areas on their side which further depletes Norfolk\'s ability to defend against SLF incursion. We shall soon take more Norfolk <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">loot</del> strategic areas.\r\n\r\nWe will soon fortify Bury St Edmunds, as we will be using this as the capital of our private <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">fiefdom</del> people\'s Republic of Suffolk\r\n\r\nWe were forced to briefly suggest on your site that a peace deal with Norfolk was on the cards, however this was simply to alleviate the pressure on the border whilst the battle of Ipswich was being fought.\r\n\r\nOf course, should Norfolk demand peace and a cease-fire we are happy to negotiate with whatever command they have left, and give them our demands. Handing over all their pitchforks is a must before negotiations begin.\r\n\r\nBy releasing this news update, and by publishing it, yourself as editor of the Suffolk Gazette doesn\'t then have to be visited by the SLF at your HQ at The Greyhound pub, or at your palatial home to demand that you interview us....\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\nCommanding Officer,\r\nSuffolk Liberation Front." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'SLF executes dissenters and fights off 5,000 Lincoln invaders', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5692-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-08 11:44:24', '2017-01-08 11:44:24', '', 5692, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5692-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5699, 1, '2017-01-08 11:44:59', '2017-01-08 11:44:59', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has received another front-line dispatch from the Suffolk Liberation Front, which includes worrying news of dissent within the ranks, and an attempted invasion by 5,000 people from Lincoln.</b>\r\n\r\n"Sir,\r\n\r\nIt has been some time since we promised to send you an imminent news release.\r\n\r\nWe have to sadly report that there has been a leadership struggle within in the SLF, stirred up by Suffolk fighters wanting the spoils of Norfolk all to themselves. Some of these agitators were front-line commanders and were actually caught talking to the opposition in border areas and getting friendly with them.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThis has been dealt with and these agitators were summarily executed following a brief battle with forces loyal to the current command of the SLF. This did lead to an issue with a shortage of manpower, but that has been solved by using a private security company, paid for with looted gold and cash from Great Yarmouth amusement arcades.\r\n\r\nThere was an irritating issue with 5,000 Lincoln fighters coming to Ipswich yesterday, although technically they wanted to take west Ipswich, so we weren\'t too concerned and planned just to surround them with razor wire and leave them to it.\r\n\r\nIn the end we hadn\'t the manpower for this, and so urgently armed our reserves, the 3rd battalion of SLF Ipswich cub scouts, who rallied to the cause and gathered in west end road with untested, unused catapults and large sticks.\r\n\r\nThey had no prior training with these fearsome devices and had to make it up as they went along. There was a vicious battle with a group of fishmongers, which was won and the decision was made to escort the Lincoln fighters away from Suffolk under armed cub scout guard as there was not the facility to hold them anywhere.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1-1024x576.jpg" alt="Lincoln fans Ipswich" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5694" /></a><i>On guard: a fearless member of the SLF Ipswich boy scouts guards 5,000 defeated Lincoln invaders</i></center><br><br> \r\n\r\nIn a brilliant propaganda coup, the marauders were also told that Norfolk hates them, so they will now attack Norfolk border areas on their side which further depletes Norfolk\'s ability to defend against SLF incursion. We shall soon take more Norfolk <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">loot</del> strategic areas.\r\n\r\nWe will soon fortify Bury St Edmunds, as we will be using this as the capital of our private <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">fiefdom</del> people\'s Republic of Suffolk\r\n\r\nWe were forced to briefly suggest on your site that a peace deal with Norfolk was on the cards, however this was simply to alleviate the pressure on the border whilst the battle of Ipswich was being fought.\r\n\r\nOf course, should Norfolk demand peace and a cease-fire we are happy to negotiate with whatever command they have left, and give them our demands. Handing over all their pitchforks is a must before negotiations begin.\r\n\r\nBy releasing this news update, and by publishing it, yourself as editor of the Suffolk Gazette doesn\'t then have to be visited by the SLF at your HQ at The Greyhound pub, or at your palatial home to demand that you interview us....\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\nCommanding Officer,\r\nSuffolk Liberation Front." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'SLF executes dissenters and fights off 5,000 Lincoln invaders', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5692-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-08 11:44:59', '2017-01-08 11:44:59', '', 5692, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5692-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5700, 1, '2017-01-08 11:51:38', '2017-01-08 11:51:38', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette has received another front-line dispatch from the Suffolk Liberation Front, which includes worrying news of dissent within the ranks, and an attempted invasion by 5,000 people from Lincoln.</b>\r\n\r\n"Sir,\r\n\r\nIt has been some time since we promised to send you an imminent news release.\r\n\r\nWe have to sadly report that there has been a leadership struggle within in the SLF, stirred up by Suffolk fighters wanting the spoils of Norfolk all to themselves. Some of these agitators were front-line commanders and were actually caught talking to the opposition in border areas and getting friendly with them.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThis has been dealt with and these agitators were summarily executed following a brief battle with forces loyal to the current command of the SLF. This did lead to an issue with a shortage of manpower, but that has been solved by using a private security company, paid for with looted gold and cash from Great Yarmouth amusement arcades.\r\n\r\nThere was an irritating issue with 5,000 Lincoln fighters coming to Ipswich yesterday, although technically they wanted to take west Ipswich, so we weren\'t too concerned and planned just to surround them with razor wire and leave them to it.\r\n\r\nIn the end we hadn\'t the manpower for this, and so urgently armed our reserves, the 3rd battalion of SLF Ipswich cub scouts, who rallied to the cause and gathered in west end road with untested, unused catapults and large sticks.\r\n\r\nThey had no prior training with these fearsome devices and had to make it up as they went along. There was a vicious battle with a group of fishmongers, which was won and the decision was made to escort the Lincoln fighters away from Suffolk under armed cub scout guard as there was not the facility to hold them anywhere.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lincoln-fans-ipswich-1-1024x576.jpg" alt="Lincoln fans Ipswich" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5694" /></a><i>On guard: a fearless member of the SLF Ipswich boy scouts guards 5,000 defeated Lincoln invaders</i></center><br><br> \r\n\r\nIn a brilliant propaganda coup, the marauders were also told that Norfolk hates them, so they will now attack Norfolk border areas on their side which further depletes Norfolk\'s ability to defend against SLF incursion. We shall soon take more Norfolk <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">loot</del> strategic areas.\r\n\r\nWe will soon fortify Bury St Edmunds, as we will be using this as the capital of our private <del datetime="2017-01-08T11:17:38+00:00">fiefdom</del> people\'s Republic of Suffolk\r\n\r\nWe were forced to briefly suggest on your site that a peace deal with Norfolk was on the cards, however this was simply to alleviate the pressure on the border whilst the battle of Ipswich was being fought.\r\n\r\nOf course, should Norfolk demand peace and a cease-fire we are happy to negotiate with whatever command they have left, and give them our demands. Handing over all their pitchforks is a must before negotiations begin.\r\n\r\nBy releasing this news update, and by publishing it, yourself as editor of the Suffolk Gazette doesn\'t then have to be visited by the SLF at your HQ at The Greyhound pub, or at your palatial home to demand that you interview us....\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\nCommanding Officer,\r\nSuffolk Liberation Front." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'SLF executes dissenters, repels 5,000 Lincoln invaders', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5692-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-08 11:51:38', '2017-01-08 11:51:38', '', 5692, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5692-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5702, 1, '2017-01-09 09:53:41', '2017-01-09 09:53:41', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tube-strike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tube-strike.jpg" alt="London tube strike" width="454" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5703" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe rest of Britain does not give a toss about Londoners who are "struggling to work" during the one-day Tube strike, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhile commuters in the capital whined about having to walk or drive in a traffic jam, everyone else revealed that\'s what they have to do every day of the year.\r\n\r\nJustin Smith, 34, from Kesgrave, Suffolk, said: "It takes me at least 50 minutes to get to work in Ipswich, which is only a couple of miles away. So hearing a Londoner moaning they had to walk for 45 minutes is ridiculous.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t know how good they have it on their fast underground railway for the rest of the year, and I am sure their over-inflated London wages must help them get over the shock of walking for one day."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIT worker Jim Beem commutes to Chelmsford on the A12 from his home in Ipswich five days a week. "Most days it takes 80 minutes, but often it will be much longer because of the traffic.\r\n\r\n"Londoners don\'t know how lucky they are - I wish I had an underground line to use for the rest of the year."\r\n\r\nUnfortunately for Jim, the planned <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/new-tube-line-ipswich/">new Anglian \'Beige\' Tube line from London to Ipswich</a> is still stuck in the planning stage.\r\n\r\nLondoners today ignored jibes from everyone else. Camillia Farquar-Cobbold, who works in PR for a charity that promotes veganism, said: "I could not get on a bus because it was too crowded. So I had to walk to work, and it took me 45 minutes. It\'s a disgrace." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rest of Britain does not care about Tube strike', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'london-tube-strike', '', '', '2017-01-09 14:35:12', '2017-01-09 14:35:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5702', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5704, 1, '2017-01-09 09:53:41', '2017-01-09 09:53:41', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tube-strike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tube-strike.jpg" alt="London tube strike" width="454" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5703" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe rest of Britain does not give a toss about Londoners who are "struggling to work" during the one-day Tube strike, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhile commuters in the capital whined about having to walk or drive in a traffic jam, everyone else revealed that\'s what they have to do every day of the year.\r\n\r\nJustin Smith, 34, from Kesgrave, Suffolk, said: "It takes me at least 50 minutes to get to work in Ipswich, which is only a couple of miles away. So hearing a Londoner moaning they had to walk for 45 minutes is ridiculous.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t know how good they have it on their fast underground railway for the rest of the year, and I am sure their over-inflated London wages must help them get over the shock of walking for one day."\r\n\r\nIT worker Jim Beem commutes to Chelmsford on the A12 from his home in Ipswich five days a week. "Most days it takes 80 minutes, but often it will be much longer because of the traffic.\r\n\r\n"Londoners don\'t know how lucky they are - I wish I had an underground line to use for the rest of the year."\r\n\r\nUnfortunately for Jim, the planned <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/new-tube-line-ipswich/">new Anglian \'Beige\' Tube line from London to Ipswich</a> is still stuck in the planning stage.\r\n\r\nLondoners today ignored jibes from everyone else. Camillia Farquar-Cobbold, who works in PR for a vegan-promotion charity, said: "I could not get on a bus because it was too crowded. So I had to walk to work, and it took me 45 minutes. It\'s a disgrace." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rest of Britain does not care about London Tube strike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5702-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 09:53:41', '2017-01-09 09:53:41', '', 5702, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5702-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5705, 1, '2017-01-09 09:54:09', '2017-01-09 09:54:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tube-strike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tube-strike.jpg" alt="London tube strike" width="454" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5703" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe rest of Britain does not give a toss about Londoners who are "struggling to work" during the one-day Tube strike, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhile commuters in the capital whined about having to walk or drive in a traffic jam, everyone else revealed that\'s what they have to do every day of the year.\r\n\r\nJustin Smith, 34, from Kesgrave, Suffolk, said: "It takes me at least 50 minutes to get to work in Ipswich, which is only a couple of miles away. So hearing a Londoner moaning they had to walk for 45 minutes is ridiculous.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t know how good they have it on their fast underground railway for the rest of the year, and I am sure their over-inflated London wages must help them get over the shock of walking for one day."\r\n\r\nIT worker Jim Beem commutes to Chelmsford on the A12 from his home in Ipswich five days a week. "Most days it takes 80 minutes, but often it will be much longer because of the traffic.\r\n\r\n"Londoners don\'t know how lucky they are - I wish I had an underground line to use for the rest of the year."\r\n\r\nUnfortunately for Jim, the planned <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/new-tube-line-ipswich/">new Anglian \'Beige\' Tube line from London to Ipswich</a> is still stuck in the planning stage.\r\n\r\nLondoners today ignored jibes from everyone else. Camillia Farquar-Cobbold, who works in PR for a vegan-promotion charity, said: "I could not get on a bus because it was too crowded. So I had to walk to work, and it took me 45 minutes. It\'s a disgrace." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rest of Britain does not care about Tube strike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5702-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 09:54:09', '2017-01-09 09:54:09', '', 5702, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5702-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5706, 1, '2017-01-09 09:54:51', '2017-01-09 09:54:51', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tube-strike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tube-strike.jpg" alt="London tube strike" width="454" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5703" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe rest of Britain does not give a toss about Londoners who are "struggling to work" during the one-day Tube strike, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhile commuters in the capital whined about having to walk or drive in a traffic jam, everyone else revealed that\'s what they have to do every day of the year.\r\n\r\nJustin Smith, 34, from Kesgrave, Suffolk, said: "It takes me at least 50 minutes to get to work in Ipswich, which is only a couple of miles away. So hearing a Londoner moaning they had to walk for 45 minutes is ridiculous.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t know how good they have it on their fast underground railway for the rest of the year, and I am sure their over-inflated London wages must help them get over the shock of walking for one day."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIT worker Jim Beem commutes to Chelmsford on the A12 from his home in Ipswich five days a week. "Most days it takes 80 minutes, but often it will be much longer because of the traffic.\r\n\r\n"Londoners don\'t know how lucky they are - I wish I had an underground line to use for the rest of the year."\r\n\r\nUnfortunately for Jim, the planned <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/new-tube-line-ipswich/">new Anglian \'Beige\' Tube line from London to Ipswich</a> is still stuck in the planning stage.\r\n\r\nLondoners today ignored jibes from everyone else. Camillia Farquar-Cobbold, who works in PR for a vegan-promotion charity, said: "I could not get on a bus because it was too crowded. So I had to walk to work, and it took me 45 minutes. It\'s a disgrace." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rest of Britain does not care about Tube strike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5702-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 09:54:51', '2017-01-09 09:54:51', '', 5702, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5702-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5707, 1, '2017-01-09 10:01:19', '2017-01-09 10:01:19', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tube-strike.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tube-strike.jpg" alt="London tube strike" width="454" height="364" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5703" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe rest of Britain does not give a toss about Londoners who are "struggling to work" during the one-day Tube strike, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nWhile commuters in the capital whined about having to walk or drive in a traffic jam, everyone else revealed that\'s what they have to do every day of the year.\r\n\r\nJustin Smith, 34, from Kesgrave, Suffolk, said: "It takes me at least 50 minutes to get to work in Ipswich, which is only a couple of miles away. So hearing a Londoner moaning they had to walk for 45 minutes is ridiculous.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t know how good they have it on their fast underground railway for the rest of the year, and I am sure their over-inflated London wages must help them get over the shock of walking for one day."\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIT worker Jim Beem commutes to Chelmsford on the A12 from his home in Ipswich five days a week. "Most days it takes 80 minutes, but often it will be much longer because of the traffic.\r\n\r\n"Londoners don\'t know how lucky they are - I wish I had an underground line to use for the rest of the year."\r\n\r\nUnfortunately for Jim, the planned <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/new-tube-line-ipswich/">new Anglian \'Beige\' Tube line from London to Ipswich</a> is still stuck in the planning stage.\r\n\r\nLondoners today ignored jibes from everyone else. Camillia Farquar-Cobbold, who works in PR for a charity that promotes veganism, said: "I could not get on a bus because it was too crowded. So I had to walk to work, and it took me 45 minutes. It\'s a disgrace." \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rest of Britain does not care about Tube strike', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5702-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 10:01:19', '2017-01-09 10:01:19', '', 5702, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5702-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5708, 1, '2017-01-09 14:34:12', '2017-01-09 14:34:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-e1483970144215.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-1024x735.jpg" alt="Trabant" width="1024" height="735" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5710" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Trabant car marque is being revived with the building of a new state-of-the-art factory in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the much-anticipated return of the Trabant, <i>pictured above</i>, will drag motoring in East Anglia into the 21st century.\r\n\r\nThe Trabant was a staple of communist life in the former East Germany, and further afield in the Eastern Bloc.\r\n\r\nFamous for its plastic body and lusty 26 horsepower engine, the cars zoomed to 60mph in a pant-wetting 21 seconds. Coincidentally, 60mph was also the top speed (downhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNorfolk businessman Billy Bob Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, claims reviving the car will put Norfolk at the forefront of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">global automobile industry</a>, beating the super reliability and build quality of the Japanese and Germans.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was on holiday abroad in Clacton and met this bloke in a bar who offered to sell me the Trabant name and manufacturing blueprints for £200. It seemed almost too good to be true - so I bit his hand off, not literally of course. Norfolk people will be the envy of Britain when they start driving these beauties around the lanes."\r\n\r\nThe first cars are expected to be pushed off the production line in August, and will cost just £37,000 each, or £49,000 for the super-charged, hi-spec model, which comes with windscreen wipers and a horn.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler expects to produce 500 cars a year in a variety of colours, so long as they are beige and pale blue.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Trabant car brand revived by Norfolk businessman', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'trabant-car', '', '', '2018-02-07 10:49:38', '2018-02-07 10:49:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5708', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5711, 1, '2017-01-09 13:56:21', '2017-01-09 13:56:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-e1483970144215.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-1024x735.jpg" alt="Trabant" width="1024" height="735" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5710" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Trabant car marque is being revived with the building of a new supercar factory in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the much-anticipated return of the Trabant, pictured above, will bring motoring in East Anglia into the 21st century.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5708-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 13:56:21', '2017-01-09 13:56:21', '', 5708, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5708-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5712, 1, '2017-01-09 14:34:12', '2017-01-09 14:34:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-e1483970144215.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-1024x735.jpg" alt="Trabant" width="1024" height="735" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5710" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Trabant car marque is being revived with the building of a new state-of-the-art factory in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the much-anticipated return of the Trabant, <i>pictured above</i>, will drag motoring in East Anglia into the 21st century.\r\n\r\nThe Trabant was a staple of communist motoring in the former East Germany. Famous for its plastic body and lusty 26 horsepower engine, the cars zoomed to 60mph in a pant-wetting 21 seconds.\r\n\r\nCoincidentally, 60mph was also the top speed.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNorfolk businessman Billy Bob Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, claims reviving the car will put Norfolk at the front of the production, rivaling the super reliable and quality workmanship of the Japanese and Germans.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was on holiday abroad in Clacton and met this bloke in a bar who offered to sell me the Trabant name and manufacturing plans for £200. It seemed almost too good to be true - so I bit his hand off, not literally of course. Norfolk people will be the envy of Britain when they start driving these beauties around the lanes."\r\n\r\nThe first cars are expected to be pushed off the production line in August, and will cost just £37,000 each, or £49,000 for the super-charged, hi-spec model, which comes with windscreen wipers and a horn.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler expects to produce 500 cars a year in a variety of colours, so long as they are beige and pale blue.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Trabant car brand revived by Norfolk businessman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5708-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 14:34:12', '2017-01-09 14:34:12', '', 5708, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5708-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5713, 1, '2017-01-09 14:54:31', '2017-01-09 14:54:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-e1483970144215.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-1024x735.jpg" alt="Trabant" width="1024" height="735" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5710" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>The famous Trabant car marque is being revived with the building of a new state-of-the-art factory in Norfolk.</strong>\n\nExperts say the much-anticipated return of the Trabant, <i>pictured above</i>, will drag motoring in East Anglia into the 21st century.\n\nThe Trabant was a staple of communist life in the former East Germany, and further afield in the Eastern Bloc.\n\nFamous for its plastic body and lusty 26 horsepower engine, the cars zoomed to 60mph in a pant-wetting 21 seconds. Coincidentally, 60mph was also the top speed.\n\n\n<br>\nNorfolk businessman Billy Bob Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, claims reviving the car will put Norfolk at the forefront of global motors industry, beating the super reliability and build quality of the Japanese and Germans.\n\nHe said: "I was on holiday abroad in Clacton and met this bloke in a bar who offered to sell me the Trabant name and manufacturing plans for £200. It seemed almost too good to be true - so I bit his hand off, not literally of course. Norfolk people will be the envy of Britain when they start driving these beauties around the lanes."\n\nThe first cars are expected to be pushed off the production line in August, and will cost just £37,000 each, or £49,000 for the super-charged, hi-spec model, which comes with windscreen wipers and a horn.\n\nMr Spuckler expects to produce 500 cars a year in a variety of colours, so long as they are beige and pale blue.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Trabant car brand revived by Norfolk businessman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5708-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 14:54:31', '2017-01-09 14:54:31', '', 5708, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5708-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5714, 1, '2017-01-09 14:43:40', '2017-01-09 14:43:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-e1483970144215.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-1024x735.jpg" alt="Trabant" width="1024" height="735" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5710" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Trabant car marque is being revived with the building of a new state-of-the-art factory in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the much-anticipated return of the Trabant, <i>pictured above</i>, will drag motoring in East Anglia into the 21st century.\r\n\r\nThe Trabant was a staple of communist consumerism in the former East Germany. Famous for its plastic body and lusty 26 horsepower engine, the cars zoomed to 60mph in a pant-wetting 21 seconds.\r\n\r\nCoincidentally, 60mph was also the top speed.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNorfolk businessman Billy Bob Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, claims reviving the car will put Norfolk at the forefront of global motors industry, beating the super reliability and build quality of the Japanese and Germans.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was on holiday abroad in Clacton and met this bloke in a bar who offered to sell me the Trabant name and manufacturing plans for £200. It seemed almost too good to be true - so I bit his hand off, not literally of course. Norfolk people will be the envy of Britain when they start driving these beauties around the lanes."\r\n\r\nThe first cars are expected to be pushed off the production line in August, and will cost just £37,000 each, or £49,000 for the super-charged, hi-spec model, which comes with windscreen wipers and a horn.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler expects to produce 500 cars a year in a variety of colours, so long as they are beige and pale blue.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Trabant car brand revived by Norfolk businessman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5708-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 14:43:40', '2017-01-09 14:43:40', '', 5708, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5708-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5715, 1, '2017-01-09 14:45:05', '2017-01-09 14:45:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-e1483970144215.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-1024x735.jpg" alt="Trabant" width="1024" height="735" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5710" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Trabant car marque is being revived with the building of a new state-of-the-art factory in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the much-anticipated return of the Trabant, <i>pictured above</i>, will drag motoring in East Anglia into the 21st century.\r\n\r\nThe Trabant was a staple of communist life in the former East Germany, and further afield in the Eastrn Bloc.\r\n\r\nFamous for its plastic body and lusty 26 horsepower engine, the cars zoomed to 60mph in a pant-wetting 21 seconds. Coincidentally, 60mph was also the top speed.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNorfolk businessman Billy Bob Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, claims reviving the car will put Norfolk at the forefront of global motors industry, beating the super reliability and build quality of the Japanese and Germans.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was on holiday abroad in Clacton and met this bloke in a bar who offered to sell me the Trabant name and manufacturing plans for £200. It seemed almost too good to be true - so I bit his hand off, not literally of course. Norfolk people will be the envy of Britain when they start driving these beauties around the lanes."\r\n\r\nThe first cars are expected to be pushed off the production line in August, and will cost just £37,000 each, or £49,000 for the super-charged, hi-spec model, which comes with windscreen wipers and a horn.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler expects to produce 500 cars a year in a variety of colours, so long as they are beige and pale blue.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Trabant car brand revived by Norfolk businessman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5708-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 14:45:05', '2017-01-09 14:45:05', '', 5708, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5708-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5716, 1, '2017-01-09 14:54:34', '2017-01-09 14:54:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-e1483970144215.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-1024x735.jpg" alt="Trabant" width="1024" height="735" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5710" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Trabant car marque is being revived with the building of a new state-of-the-art factory in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the much-anticipated return of the Trabant, <i>pictured above</i>, will drag motoring in East Anglia into the 21st century.\r\n\r\nThe Trabant was a staple of communist life in the former East Germany, and further afield in the Eastern Bloc.\r\n\r\nFamous for its plastic body and lusty 26 horsepower engine, the cars zoomed to 60mph in a pant-wetting 21 seconds. Coincidentally, 60mph was also the top speed.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNorfolk businessman Billy Bob Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, claims reviving the car will put Norfolk at the forefront of global motors industry, beating the super reliability and build quality of the Japanese and Germans.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was on holiday abroad in Clacton and met this bloke in a bar who offered to sell me the Trabant name and manufacturing plans for £200. It seemed almost too good to be true - so I bit his hand off, not literally of course. Norfolk people will be the envy of Britain when they start driving these beauties around the lanes."\r\n\r\nThe first cars are expected to be pushed off the production line in August, and will cost just £37,000 each, or £49,000 for the super-charged, hi-spec model, which comes with windscreen wipers and a horn.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler expects to produce 500 cars a year in a variety of colours, so long as they are beige and pale blue.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Trabant car brand revived by Norfolk businessman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5708-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 14:54:34', '2017-01-09 14:54:34', '', 5708, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5708-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5717, 1, '2017-01-09 14:55:07', '2017-01-09 14:55:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-e1483970144215.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-1024x735.jpg" alt="Trabant" width="1024" height="735" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5710" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Trabant car marque is being revived with the building of a new state-of-the-art factory in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the much-anticipated return of the Trabant, <i>pictured above</i>, will drag motoring in East Anglia into the 21st century.\r\n\r\nThe Trabant was a staple of communist life in the former East Germany, and further afield in the Eastern Bloc.\r\n\r\nFamous for its plastic body and lusty 26 horsepower engine, the cars zoomed to 60mph in a pant-wetting 21 seconds. Coincidentally, 60mph was also the top speed (downhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNorfolk businessman Billy Bob Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, claims reviving the car will put Norfolk at the forefront of global motors industry, beating the super reliability and build quality of the Japanese and Germans.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was on holiday abroad in Clacton and met this bloke in a bar who offered to sell me the Trabant name and manufacturing plans for £200. It seemed almost too good to be true - so I bit his hand off, not literally of course. Norfolk people will be the envy of Britain when they start driving these beauties around the lanes."\r\n\r\nThe first cars are expected to be pushed off the production line in August, and will cost just £37,000 each, or £49,000 for the super-charged, hi-spec model, which comes with windscreen wipers and a horn.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler expects to produce 500 cars a year in a variety of colours, so long as they are beige and pale blue.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Trabant car brand revived by Norfolk businessman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5708-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 14:55:07', '2017-01-09 14:55:07', '', 5708, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5708-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5718, 1, '2017-01-09 14:55:41', '2017-01-09 14:55:41', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-e1483970144215.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-1024x735.jpg" alt="Trabant" width="1024" height="735" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5710" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Trabant car marque is being revived with the building of a new state-of-the-art factory in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the much-anticipated return of the Trabant, <i>pictured above</i>, will drag motoring in East Anglia into the 21st century.\r\n\r\nThe Trabant was a staple of communist life in the former East Germany, and further afield in the Eastern Bloc.\r\n\r\nFamous for its plastic body and lusty 26 horsepower engine, the cars zoomed to 60mph in a pant-wetting 21 seconds. Coincidentally, 60mph was also the top speed (downhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNorfolk businessman Billy Bob Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, claims reviving the car will put Norfolk at the forefront of global automobile industry, beating the super reliability and build quality of the Japanese and Germans.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was on holiday abroad in Clacton and met this bloke in a bar who offered to sell me the Trabant name and manufacturing plans for £200. It seemed almost too good to be true - so I bit his hand off, not literally of course. Norfolk people will be the envy of Britain when they start driving these beauties around the lanes."\r\n\r\nThe first cars are expected to be pushed off the production line in August, and will cost just £37,000 each, or £49,000 for the super-charged, hi-spec model, which comes with windscreen wipers and a horn.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler expects to produce 500 cars a year in a variety of colours, so long as they are beige and pale blue.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Trabant car brand revived by Norfolk businessman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5708-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 14:55:41', '2017-01-09 14:55:41', '', 5708, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5708-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5719, 1, '2017-01-09 14:56:21', '2017-01-09 14:56:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-e1483970144215.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Trabant-1024x735.jpg" alt="Trabant" width="1024" height="735" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5710" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The famous Trabant car marque is being revived with the building of a new state-of-the-art factory in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the much-anticipated return of the Trabant, <i>pictured above</i>, will drag motoring in East Anglia into the 21st century.\r\n\r\nThe Trabant was a staple of communist life in the former East Germany, and further afield in the Eastern Bloc.\r\n\r\nFamous for its plastic body and lusty 26 horsepower engine, the cars zoomed to 60mph in a pant-wetting 21 seconds. Coincidentally, 60mph was also the top speed (downhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNorfolk businessman Billy Bob Spuckler, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, claims reviving the car will put Norfolk at the forefront of global automobile industry, beating the super reliability and build quality of the Japanese and Germans.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was on holiday abroad in Clacton and met this bloke in a bar who offered to sell me the Trabant name and manufacturing blueprints for £200. It seemed almost too good to be true - so I bit his hand off, not literally of course. Norfolk people will be the envy of Britain when they start driving these beauties around the lanes."\r\n\r\nThe first cars are expected to be pushed off the production line in August, and will cost just £37,000 each, or £49,000 for the super-charged, hi-spec model, which comes with windscreen wipers and a horn.\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler expects to produce 500 cars a year in a variety of colours, so long as they are beige and pale blue.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Trabant car brand revived by Norfolk businessman', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5708-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-09 14:56:21', '2017-01-09 14:56:21', '', 5708, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5708-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5720, 1, '2017-01-10 09:49:38', '2017-01-10 09:49:38', '<strong>Norfolk\'s answer to Ed Sheeran is not quite getting the same success as Suffolk\'s ginger superstar, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut Wyll James is to be commended for his effort (see below), which has attracted some favourable comments on YouTube from the few people in Norfolk who can read.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSheeran\'s latest hit, <em>Castle on the Hill</em>, is a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ed-sheeran-castle/">self-confessed love song about Suffolk</a>, his home county, and has received 20 million YouTube views in just a couple of days.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, James\' release, <em>Talk Norfolk (Norfolk Style)</em>, has mounted an impressive 11,000 views in a year and a half.\r\n\r\nNow you can view the smash hit from Norfolk\'s finest rock star...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/m6KkftARH98" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHere at the Suffolk Gazette, we love a trier - even if he is from Norfolk. And in fairness, he did get an impressive 900,000 views three years ago from <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/videos/norfolk-gangnam-style/">his Norfolk Gangnam Style song</a>!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk\'s answer to Ed Sheeran still waiting for success', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-ed-sheeran', '', '', '2017-01-10 11:29:47', '2017-01-10 11:29:47', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5720', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5722, 1, '2017-01-10 09:49:38', '2017-01-10 09:49:38', '<strong>Norfolk\'s answer to Ed Sheeran is not quite getting the same success as Suffolk\'s ginger superstar, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut Wyll James is to be commended for his effort (see below), which has attracted some favourable comments on YouTube from the few people in Norfolk who can read.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSheeran\'s latest hit, <em>Castle on the Hill</em>, is a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ed-sheeran-castle/">self-confessed love song about Suffolk</a>, his home county, and has received 20 million YouTube views in just a couple of days.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, James\' release, <em>Talk Norfolk (Norfolk Style)</em>, has mounted an impressive 11,000 views in a year and a half.\r\n\r\nHere you can view the smash hit from Norfolk\'s finest rock star...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/m6KkftARH98" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHere at the Suffolk Gazette, we love a trier - even if he is from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk\'s answer to Ed Sheeran still waiting for success', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5720-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-10 09:49:38', '2017-01-10 09:49:38', '', 5720, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5720-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5723, 1, '2017-01-10 09:58:25', '2017-01-10 09:58:25', '<strong>Norfolk\'s answer to Ed Sheeran is not quite getting the same success as Suffolk\'s ginger superstar, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nBut Wyll James is to be commended for his effort (see below), which has attracted some favourable comments on YouTube from the few people in Norfolk who can read.\n\n\n<br>\nSheeran\'s latest hit, <em>Castle on the Hill</em>, is a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ed-sheeran-castle/">self-confessed love song about Suffolk</a>, his home county, and has received 20 million YouTube views in just a couple of days.\n\nMeanwhile, James\' release, <em>Talk Norfolk (Norfolk Style)</em>, has mounted an impressive 11,000 views in a year and a half.\n\nHere you can view the smash hit from Norfolk\'s finest rock star...\n\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/m6KkftARH98" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\n\nHere at the Suffolk Gazette, we love a trier - even if he is from Norfolk. And in fairness, he did get an impressive 900,000 views three years ago from his Norfolk Gangnam Style song!\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk\'s answer to Ed Sheeran still waiting for success', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5720-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-01-10 09:58:25', '2017-01-10 09:58:25', '', 5720, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5720-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5724, 1, '2017-01-10 09:59:02', '2017-01-10 09:59:02', '<strong>Norfolk\'s answer to Ed Sheeran is not quite getting the same success as Suffolk\'s ginger superstar, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut Wyll James is to be commended for his effort (see below), which has attracted some favourable comments on YouTube from the few people in Norfolk who can read.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSheeran\'s latest hit, <em>Castle on the Hill</em>, is a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ed-sheeran-castle/">self-confessed love song about Suffolk</a>, his home county, and has received 20 million YouTube views in just a couple of days.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, James\' release, <em>Talk Norfolk (Norfolk Style)</em>, has mounted an impressive 11,000 views in a year and a half.\r\n\r\nNow you can view the smash hit from Norfolk\'s finest rock star...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/m6KkftARH98" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHere at the Suffolk Gazette, we love a trier - even if he is from Norfolk. And in fairness, he did get an impressive 900,000 views three years ago from <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/videos/norfolk-gangnam-style/">his Norfolk Gangnam Style song</a>!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norfolk\'s answer to Ed Sheeran still waiting for success', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5720-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-10 09:59:02', '2017-01-10 09:59:02', '', 5720, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5720-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5725, 1, '2017-01-10 11:29:03', '2017-01-10 11:29:03', '<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nGoogle search has a bad impression of Suffolk\'s major towns, calling most of them "a dump", we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nTyping in a Suffolk town name followed by the word \'is\' in the Google search bar generates an autocomplete list of suggestions for you to click.\r\n\r\nAnd they are mostly unflattering or unintentionally funny, with only Haverhill appearing to be any good, with Google suggesting "Haverhill is happening".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHere is the new Google map of Suffolk. Please note only larger towns work - typing in smaller ones does not generate a "[town name] is" automcomplete suggestion.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map-1024x742.jpg" alt="Google map of Suffolk" width="1024" height="742" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5726" /></a><i>Not great: Google\'s suggestions for Suffolk towns do not paint a good impression</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHere is the list of town\'s and descriptions we discovered on Google, where the autocomplete suggestions are based on search term input from other Google users...\r\n\r\nIpswich is a dump\r\nFelixstowe is a dump\r\nWoodbridge is ghetto\r\nLowestoft is a dump\r\nBury St Edmunds is it a city?\r\nSudbury is small\r\nLakenheath is bombing your\r\nHaverhill is happening\r\nHalesworth is on the map\r\nMildenhall Istanbul Kebab\r\nOrford is shithouse\r\n\r\nHappily, typing in \'Norwich is\' results in \'Norwich is inbred\'. And on that bombshell, Google has redeemed itself in the eyes of the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'What Google really thinks of Suffolk (it\'s not good)', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'google-suffolk-map', '', '', '2017-01-11 14:46:38', '2017-01-11 14:46:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5725', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5727, 1, '2017-01-10 11:25:13', '2017-01-10 11:25:13', '<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nGoogle search has a bad impression of Suffolk\'s major towns, calling most of them "a dump", we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nTyping in a Suffolk town name followed by the word \'is\' in the Google search bar generates an autocomplete list of suggestions for you to click.\r\n\r\nAnd they are mostly unflattering or unintentionally funny, with only Haverhill appearing top be any good, with Google suggesting "Haverhill is happening".\r\n\r\nHere is the new Google map of Suffolk. Please note only larger towns work - typing in smaller ones does not generate a "[town name] is" automcomplete suggestion.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map-1024x742.jpg" alt="Google map of Suffolk" width="1024" height="742" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5726" /></a><i>Not great: Google\'s suggestions for Suffolk towns does not paint a good impression</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHere is the list of town\'s and descriptions we discovered on Google, where the autocomplete suggestions are based on search term input from other Google users...\r\n\r\nIpswich is a dump\r\nFelixstowe is a dump\r\nWoodbridge is ghetto\r\nLowestoft is a dump\r\nBury St Edmunds is it a city?\r\nSudbury is small\r\nLakenheath is bombing your\r\nHaverhill is happening\r\nHalesworth is on the map\r\nMildenhall Istanbul Kebab\r\nOrford is shithouse\r\n\r\nHappily, typing in \'Norwich is\' results in \'Norwich is inbred\'. And on that bombshell, Google has redeemed itself in the eyes of the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'What Google really thinks of Suffolk (and it\'s not good)', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5725-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-10 11:25:13', '2017-01-10 11:25:13', '', 5725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5725-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5728, 1, '2017-01-10 11:26:17', '2017-01-10 11:26:17', '<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nGoogle search has a bad impression of Suffolk\'s major towns, calling most of them "a dump", we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nTyping in a Suffolk town name followed by the word \'is\' in the Google search bar generates an autocomplete list of suggestions for you to click.\r\n\r\nAnd they are mostly unflattering or unintentionally funny, with only Haverhill appearing top be any good, with Google suggesting "Haverhill is happening".\r\n\r\nHere is the new Google map of Suffolk. Please note only larger towns work - typing in smaller ones does not generate a "[town name] is" automcomplete suggestion.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map-1024x742.jpg" alt="Google map of Suffolk" width="1024" height="742" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5726" /></a><i>Not great: Google\'s suggestions for Suffolk towns do not paint a good impression</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHere is the list of town\'s and descriptions we discovered on Google, where the autocomplete suggestions are based on search term input from other Google users...\r\n\r\nIpswich is a dump\r\nFelixstowe is a dump\r\nWoodbridge is ghetto\r\nLowestoft is a dump\r\nBury St Edmunds is it a city?\r\nSudbury is small\r\nLakenheath is bombing your\r\nHaverhill is happening\r\nHalesworth is on the map\r\nMildenhall Istanbul Kebab\r\nOrford is shithouse\r\n\r\nHappily, typing in \'Norwich is\' results in \'Norwich is inbred\'. And on that bombshell, Google has redeemed itself in the eyes of the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'What Google really thinks of Suffolk (and it\'s not good)', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5725-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-10 11:26:17', '2017-01-10 11:26:17', '', 5725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5725-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5729, 1, '2017-01-10 11:26:57', '2017-01-10 11:26:57', '<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nGoogle search has a bad impression of Suffolk\'s major towns, calling most of them "a dump", we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nTyping in a Suffolk town name followed by the word \'is\' in the Google search bar generates an autocomplete list of suggestions for you to click.\r\n\r\nAnd they are mostly unflattering or unintentionally funny, with only Haverhill appearing top be any good, with Google suggesting "Haverhill is happening".\r\n\r\nHere is the new Google map of Suffolk. Please note only larger towns work - typing in smaller ones does not generate a "[town name] is" automcomplete suggestion.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map-1024x742.jpg" alt="Google map of Suffolk" width="1024" height="742" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5726" /></a><i>Not great: Google\'s suggestions for Suffolk towns do not paint a good impression</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHere is the list of town\'s and descriptions we discovered on Google, where the autocomplete suggestions are based on search term input from other Google users...\r\n\r\nIpswich is a dump\r\nFelixstowe is a dump\r\nWoodbridge is ghetto\r\nLowestoft is a dump\r\nBury St Edmunds is it a city?\r\nSudbury is small\r\nLakenheath is bombing your\r\nHaverhill is happening\r\nHalesworth is on the map\r\nMildenhall Istanbul Kebab\r\nOrford is shithouse\r\n\r\nHappily, typing in \'Norwich is\' results in \'Norwich is inbred\'. And on that bombshell, Google has redeemed itself in the eyes of the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'What Google really thinks of Suffolk (it\'s not good)', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5725-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-10 11:26:57', '2017-01-10 11:26:57', '', 5725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5725-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5730, 1, '2017-01-10 11:29:03', '2017-01-10 11:29:03', '<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nGoogle search has a bad impression of Suffolk\'s major towns, calling most of them "a dump", we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nTyping in a Suffolk town name followed by the word \'is\' in the Google search bar generates an autocomplete list of suggestions for you to click.\r\n\r\nAnd they are mostly unflattering or unintentionally funny, with only Haverhill appearing to be any good, with Google suggesting "Haverhill is happening".\r\n\r\nHere is the new Google map of Suffolk. Please note only larger towns work - typing in smaller ones does not generate a "[town name] is" automcomplete suggestion.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map-1024x742.jpg" alt="Google map of Suffolk" width="1024" height="742" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5726" /></a><i>Not great: Google\'s suggestions for Suffolk towns do not paint a good impression</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHere is the list of town\'s and descriptions we discovered on Google, where the autocomplete suggestions are based on search term input from other Google users...\r\n\r\nIpswich is a dump\r\nFelixstowe is a dump\r\nWoodbridge is ghetto\r\nLowestoft is a dump\r\nBury St Edmunds is it a city?\r\nSudbury is small\r\nLakenheath is bombing your\r\nHaverhill is happening\r\nHalesworth is on the map\r\nMildenhall Istanbul Kebab\r\nOrford is shithouse\r\n\r\nHappily, typing in \'Norwich is\' results in \'Norwich is inbred\'. And on that bombshell, Google has redeemed itself in the eyes of the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'What Google really thinks of Suffolk (it\'s not good)', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5725-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-10 11:29:03', '2017-01-10 11:29:03', '', 5725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5725-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5731, 1, '2017-01-10 12:05:34', '2017-01-10 12:05:34', '<strong>By Suffolk Gazette staff\r\n\r\nGoogle search has a bad impression of Suffolk\'s major towns, calling most of them "a dump", we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nTyping in a Suffolk town name followed by the word \'is\' in the Google search bar generates an autocomplete list of suggestions for you to click.\r\n\r\nAnd they are mostly unflattering or unintentionally funny, with only Haverhill appearing to be any good, with Google suggesting "Haverhill is happening".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHere is the new Google map of Suffolk. Please note only larger towns work - typing in smaller ones does not generate a "[town name] is" automcomplete suggestion.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/google-autocomplete-suffolk-map-1024x742.jpg" alt="Google map of Suffolk" width="1024" height="742" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5726" /></a><i>Not great: Google\'s suggestions for Suffolk towns do not paint a good impression</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nHere is the list of town\'s and descriptions we discovered on Google, where the autocomplete suggestions are based on search term input from other Google users...\r\n\r\nIpswich is a dump\r\nFelixstowe is a dump\r\nWoodbridge is ghetto\r\nLowestoft is a dump\r\nBury St Edmunds is it a city?\r\nSudbury is small\r\nLakenheath is bombing your\r\nHaverhill is happening\r\nHalesworth is on the map\r\nMildenhall Istanbul Kebab\r\nOrford is shithouse\r\n\r\nHappily, typing in \'Norwich is\' results in \'Norwich is inbred\'. And on that bombshell, Google has redeemed itself in the eyes of the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'What Google really thinks of Suffolk (it\'s not good)', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5725-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-10 12:05:34', '2017-01-10 12:05:34', '', 5725, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5725-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5734, 1, '2017-01-11 14:45:31', '2017-01-11 14:45:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow-1024x680.jpg" alt="Snow in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk" width="1024" height="680" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5735" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Weather Desk\r\n\r\nSuffolk will grind to a halt tomorrow as up to three millimetres of snow is expected to blanket the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nTraffic will come to a standstill, schools across the region will close on Friday, and shops will sell out of milk and bread.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe entirely unexpected wintry weather has not been seen since as long ago as last winter, leaving many unprepared for the chaos that will sweep in with the blizzards, which could cause snow drifts of up to three centimetres.\r\n\r\nA Met Office spokesman said: "As is quite common in January it will turn slightly chilly. In which case, rain might fall as a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/snow-photographs/">bit of snow</a>."\r\n\r\nThe warning sent shock waves through Suffolk. Mum of three Karen Willis, from Woodbridge said: "This will cause major problems. It must be global warming or something to do with the Russians."\r\n\r\nHowever, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pair-of-pyjamas/">Northern women were not worried about snow</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nPolice are advising motorists to leave home earlier than normal to prepare for delays. "We suggest leaving home two days early," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<i>(Bury St Edmunds photo by Martin Pettitt, reproduced under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/legalcode">Creative Commons License</a>)</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bit of snow to paralyse Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-snow', '', '', '2018-01-29 15:07:19', '2018-01-29 15:07:19', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5734', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5735, 1, '2017-01-11 14:36:37', '2017-01-11 14:36:37', 'Snow in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk', 'suffolk-snow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-snow', '', '', '2017-01-11 14:37:04', '2017-01-11 14:37:04', '', 5734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5736, 1, '2017-01-11 14:45:31', '2017-01-11 14:45:31', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow-1024x680.jpg" alt="Snow in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk" width="1024" height="680" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5735" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Gale Fawcett, Weather Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk is expected to grind to a halt tomorrow as up to three millimetres of snow is expected to blanket the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nTraffic will come to a standstill, schools across the region will close on Friday, and shops will sell out of milk and bread.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe entirely unexpected wintry weather has not been seen since as long ago as last winter, leaving many unprepared for the chaos that will sweep in with the blizzards, which could cause snow drifts of up to three centimetres.\r\n\r\nA Met Office spokesman said: "As is quite common in January it will turn slightly chilly. In which case, rain might fall as a bit of snow."\r\n\r\nThe warning sent shock waves through Suffolk. Mum of three Karen Willis, from Woodbridge said: "This will cause major problems. It must be global warming or something to do with the Russians."\r\n\r\nPolice are advising motorists to leave home earlier than normal to prepare for delays. "We suggest leaving home two days early," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<i>(Bury St Edmunds photo by Martin Pettitt, reproduced under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/legalcode">Creative Commons License</a>)\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bit of snow to paralyse Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5734-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-11 14:45:31', '2017-01-11 14:45:31', '', 5734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5734-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5737, 1, '2017-01-11 14:48:26', '2017-01-11 14:48:26', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow-1024x680.jpg" alt="Snow in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk" width="1024" height="680" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5735" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Gale Fawcett, Weather Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk is expected to grind to a halt tomorrow as up to three millimetres of snow is expected to blanket the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nTraffic will come to a standstill, schools across the region will close on Friday, and shops will sell out of milk and bread.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe entirely unexpected wintry weather has not been seen since as long ago as last winter, leaving many unprepared for the chaos that will sweep in with the blizzards, which could cause snow drifts of up to three centimetres.\r\n\r\nA Met Office spokesman said: "As is quite common in January it will turn slightly chilly. In which case, rain might fall as a bit of snow."\r\n\r\nThe warning sent shock waves through Suffolk. Mum of three Karen Willis, from Woodbridge said: "This will cause major problems. It must be global warming or something to do with the Russians."\r\n\r\nPolice are advising motorists to leave home earlier than normal to prepare for delays. "We suggest leaving home two days early," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<i>(Bury St Edmunds photo by Martin Pettitt, reproduced under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/legalcode">Creative Commons License</a>)</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bit of snow to paralyse Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5734-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-11 14:48:26', '2017-01-11 14:48:26', '', 5734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5734-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5738, 1, '2017-01-11 14:56:32', '2017-01-11 14:56:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow-1024x680.jpg" alt="Snow in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk" width="1024" height="680" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5735" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Weather Desk\n\nSuffolk w grind to a halt tomorrow as up to three millimetres of snow is expected to blanket the county.</strong>\n\nTraffic will come to a standstill, schools across the region will close on Friday, and shops will sell out of milk and bread.\n\n\n<br>\nThe entirely unexpected wintry weather has not been seen since as long ago as last winter, leaving many unprepared for the chaos that will sweep in with the blizzards, which could cause snow drifts of up to three centimetres.\n\nA Met Office spokesman said: "As is quite common in January it will turn slightly chilly. In which case, rain might fall as a bit of snow."\n\nThe warning sent shock waves through Suffolk. Mum of three Karen Willis, from Woodbridge said: "This will cause major problems. It must be global warming or something to do with the Russians."\n\nPolice are advising motorists to leave home earlier than normal to prepare for delays. "We suggest leaving home two days early," a spokesman said.\n\n<i>(Bury St Edmunds photo by Martin Pettitt, reproduced under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/legalcode">Creative Commons License</a>)</i>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bit of snow to paralyse Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5734-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-01-11 14:56:32', '2017-01-11 14:56:32', '', 5734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5734-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5739, 1, '2017-01-11 14:51:41', '2017-01-11 14:51:41', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow-1024x680.jpg" alt="Snow in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk" width="1024" height="680" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5735" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Weather Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk is expected to grind to a halt tomorrow as up to three millimetres of snow is expected to blanket the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nTraffic will come to a standstill, schools across the region will close on Friday, and shops will sell out of milk and bread.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe entirely unexpected wintry weather has not been seen since as long ago as last winter, leaving many unprepared for the chaos that will sweep in with the blizzards, which could cause snow drifts of up to three centimetres.\r\n\r\nA Met Office spokesman said: "As is quite common in January it will turn slightly chilly. In which case, rain might fall as a bit of snow."\r\n\r\nThe warning sent shock waves through Suffolk. Mum of three Karen Willis, from Woodbridge said: "This will cause major problems. It must be global warming or something to do with the Russians."\r\n\r\nPolice are advising motorists to leave home earlier than normal to prepare for delays. "We suggest leaving home two days early," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<i>(Bury St Edmunds photo by Martin Pettitt, reproduced under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/legalcode">Creative Commons License</a>)</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bit of snow to paralyse Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5734-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-11 14:51:41', '2017-01-11 14:51:41', '', 5734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5734-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5740, 1, '2017-01-11 14:52:01', '2017-01-11 14:52:01', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow-1024x680.jpg" alt="Snow in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk" width="1024" height="680" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5735" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Weather Office\r\n\r\nSuffolk is expected to grind to a halt tomorrow as up to three millimetres of snow is expected to blanket the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nTraffic will come to a standstill, schools across the region will close on Friday, and shops will sell out of milk and bread.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe entirely unexpected wintry weather has not been seen since as long ago as last winter, leaving many unprepared for the chaos that will sweep in with the blizzards, which could cause snow drifts of up to three centimetres.\r\n\r\nA Met Office spokesman said: "As is quite common in January it will turn slightly chilly. In which case, rain might fall as a bit of snow."\r\n\r\nThe warning sent shock waves through Suffolk. Mum of three Karen Willis, from Woodbridge said: "This will cause major problems. It must be global warming or something to do with the Russians."\r\n\r\nPolice are advising motorists to leave home earlier than normal to prepare for delays. "We suggest leaving home two days early," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<i>(Bury St Edmunds photo by Martin Pettitt, reproduced under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/legalcode">Creative Commons License</a>)</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bit of snow to paralyse Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5734-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-11 14:52:01', '2017-01-11 14:52:01', '', 5734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5734-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5741, 1, '2017-01-11 14:52:17', '2017-01-11 14:52:17', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow-1024x680.jpg" alt="Snow in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk" width="1024" height="680" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5735" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Weather Desk\r\n\r\nSuffolk is expected to grind to a halt tomorrow as up to three millimetres of snow is expected to blanket the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nTraffic will come to a standstill, schools across the region will close on Friday, and shops will sell out of milk and bread.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe entirely unexpected wintry weather has not been seen since as long ago as last winter, leaving many unprepared for the chaos that will sweep in with the blizzards, which could cause snow drifts of up to three centimetres.\r\n\r\nA Met Office spokesman said: "As is quite common in January it will turn slightly chilly. In which case, rain might fall as a bit of snow."\r\n\r\nThe warning sent shock waves through Suffolk. Mum of three Karen Willis, from Woodbridge said: "This will cause major problems. It must be global warming or something to do with the Russians."\r\n\r\nPolice are advising motorists to leave home earlier than normal to prepare for delays. "We suggest leaving home two days early," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<i>(Bury St Edmunds photo by Martin Pettitt, reproduced under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/legalcode">Creative Commons License</a>)</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bit of snow to paralyse Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5734-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-11 14:52:17', '2017-01-11 14:52:17', '', 5734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5734-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5742, 1, '2017-01-11 14:56:36', '2017-01-11 14:56:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suffolk-snow-1024x680.jpg" alt="Snow in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk" width="1024" height="680" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5735" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Weather Desk\r\n\r\nSuffolk will grind to a halt tomorrow as up to three millimetres of snow is expected to blanket the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nTraffic will come to a standstill, schools across the region will close on Friday, and shops will sell out of milk and bread.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe entirely unexpected wintry weather has not been seen since as long ago as last winter, leaving many unprepared for the chaos that will sweep in with the blizzards, which could cause snow drifts of up to three centimetres.\r\n\r\nA Met Office spokesman said: "As is quite common in January it will turn slightly chilly. In which case, rain might fall as a bit of snow."\r\n\r\nThe warning sent shock waves through Suffolk. Mum of three Karen Willis, from Woodbridge said: "This will cause major problems. It must be global warming or something to do with the Russians."\r\n\r\nPolice are advising motorists to leave home earlier than normal to prepare for delays. "We suggest leaving home two days early," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n<i>(Bury St Edmunds photo by Martin Pettitt, reproduced under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/legalcode">Creative Commons License</a>)</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Bit of snow to paralyse Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5734-revision-v1', '', '', '2017-01-11 14:56:36', '2017-01-11 14:56:36', '', 5734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5734-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5743, 1, '2017-01-12 11:30:12', '2017-01-12 11:30:12', '<strong>In an attempt to lighten the mood ahead of Ipswich Town\'s televised FA Cup replay at non-league Lincoln City, the Tractor Boys have adopted terrible haircuts of old footballers.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven manager Mick McCarthy gets in on the act, although you\'ll have to scroll all the way to the bottom to see his effort.\r\n\r\nAfter some deliberation, you might conclude they would all be better getting rid of their hair altogether, perhaps using the <a href="http://bestheadshaver.com">best head shaver</a> around.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg" alt="Cole Skuse" width="480" height="270" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5744" /></a><i>Cole Skuse as Brian Little</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMidfielder Cole Skuse has chosen to wear the mop favoured by former Aston Villa star Brian Little in the 1970s <em>(above)</em>, while striker David McGoldrick opted for Columbian forward Carlos Valderrama <em>(below)</em>.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5745" /></a><i>David McGoldrick as Carlos Valderrama</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nForward Brett Pitman went for the fetching comb-over look favoured by former Manchester United and England star Bobby Charlton in the 1960s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg" alt="Brett Pitman" width="620" height="460" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5746" /></a><i>Brett Pitman as Bobby Charlton</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSkipper Luke Chambers, on-loan winger Tom Lawrence, defender Adam Webster and striker Freddie Sears have all gone for striking wild mullets as made famous by the likes of Chelsea\'s Ian Britton, Portsmouth\'s Alan Biley, Chris Waddle and even Robbie Savage.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5747" /></a><i>Luke Chambers as Ian Britton</i></a><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5748" /></a><i>Adam Webster as Alan Biley</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5751" /></a><i>Tom Lawrence as Chris Waddle</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg" alt="" width="634" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5750" /></a><i>Feddie Sears as Robbie Savage</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, left back Jonas Knudsen sports a pineapple hairstyle made famous by Nottingham Forest\'s Jason Lee, about whom the crowds chanted: "He\'s got a pineapple on his head".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg" alt="Jonas Knudsen" width="490" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5752" /></a><i>Jonas Knudsen as Jason Lee</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nDefender Christophe Berra has gone for a natty mop that was worn inexplicably by former Chelsea player John Dempsey back in the 1970s. It\'s quite fetching...\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra-1024x812.jpg" alt="Christophe Berra" width="1024" height="812" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5753" /></a><i>Christophe Berra as John Dempsey</i></center><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nYoung starlet Andre Dozzell looks fab with his Ronaldo (large Ronaldo from Brazil) shave.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5754" /></a><i>Andre Dozzell as Ronaldo</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nGoalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski chose the famous hairstyle sported by keeper Rene Higuita from Colombia, who you\'ll recall did the famous scorpion-kick save at Wembley.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5755" /></a><i>Bartosz Bialkowski as Rene Higuita</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nAnd finally, even under-fire manager Mick McCarthy has got in on the act, although we\'re not sure if this is actually a disguise or not.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown-1024x623.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="1024" height="623" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5756" /></a><i>Mick McCarthy as himself</i></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town players lighten mood with new hairstyles', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-town-players', '', '', '2018-02-13 22:44:12', '2018-02-13 22:44:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=5743', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5757, 1, '2017-01-12 11:22:45', '2017-01-12 11:22:45', '<strong>In an attempt to lighten the mood ahead of Ipswich Town\'s televised FA Cup replay at non-league Lincoln City, here are the Tractor Boys sporting terrible haircuts of famous old footballers.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven manager Mick McCarthy gets in on the act, although you\'ll have to scroll all the way to the bottom to see his effort.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg" alt="Cole Skuse" width="480" height="270" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5744" /></a><i>Cole Skuse</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMidfielder Cole Skuse has chosen to wear the mop favoured by former Aston Villa star Brian Little <em>(above)</em>, while striker David McGoldrick chose Columbian forward Carlos Valderrama <em>(below)</em>.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5745" /></a><i>David McGoldrick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nForward Brett Pitman went for the fetching comb-over look favoured by former Manchester United and England star Bobby Charlton.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg" alt="Brett Pitman" width="620" height="460" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5746" /></a><i>Brett Pitman</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSkipper Luke Chambers, on-loan winger Tom Lawrence, defender Adam Webster and striker Freddie Sears have all gone for striking wild mullets as made famous by the likes of Chelsea\'s Ian Britton, Portsmouth\'s Alan Biley, Chris Waddle and even Robbie Savage.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5747" /><i>Luke Chambers</i></a><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5748" /></a><i>Adam Webster</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5751" /></a><i>Tom Lawrence</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg" alt="" width="634" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5750" /></a><i>Feddie Sears</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, left back Jonas Knudsen sports a pineapple hairstyle made famous by Nottingham Forest\'s Jason Lee.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg" alt="Jonas Knudsen" width="490" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5752" /></a><i>Jonas Knudsen</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nDefender Christophe Berra has gone for a natty mop that was worn inexplicably by former Chelsea player John Dempsey back in the 1970s. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (5758, 1, '2017-01-12 11:24:33', '2017-01-12 11:24:33', '<strong>In an attempt to lighten the mood ahead of Ipswich Town\'s televised FA Cup replay at non-league Lincoln City, here are the Tractor Boys sporting terrible haircuts of famous old footballers.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven manager Mick McCarthy gets in on the act, although you\'ll have to scroll all the way to the bottom to see his effort.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg" alt="Cole Skuse" width="480" height="270" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5744" /></a><i>Cole Skuse</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMidfielder Cole Skuse has chosen to wear the mop favoured by former Aston Villa star Brian Little <em>(above)</em>, while striker David McGoldrick chose Columbian forward Carlos Valderrama <em>(below)</em>.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5745" /></a><i>David McGoldrick</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nForward Brett Pitman went for the fetching comb-over look favoured by former Manchester United and England star Bobby Charlton.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg" alt="Brett Pitman" width="620" height="460" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5746" /></a><i>Brett Pitman</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSkipper Luke Chambers, on-loan winger Tom Lawrence, defender Adam Webster and striker Freddie Sears have all gone for striking wild mullets as made famous by the likes of Chelsea\'s Ian Britton, Portsmouth\'s Alan Biley, Chris Waddle and even Robbie Savage.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5747" /></a><i>Luke Chambers</i></a><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5748" /></a><i>Adam Webster</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5751" /></a><i>Tom Lawrence</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg" alt="" width="634" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5750" /></a><i>Feddie Sears</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, left back Jonas Knudsen sports a pineapple hairstyle made famous by Nottingham Forest\'s Jason Lee.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg" alt="Jonas Knudsen" width="490" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5752" /></a><i>Jonas Knudsen</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nDefender Christophe Berra has gone for a natty mop that was worn inexplicably by former Chelsea player John Dempsey back in the 1970s. 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