Just discovered you, what joy. Got an idea about a man trying to baffle the springwatch experts. So - 
MAN EJECTED FROM AFRICA ALIVE.
a local man was asked to leave the game reserve Africa Alive after staff caught him poking a broom handle into the aardvark enclosure. When asked why he was doing this he said he was attempting to recover some droppings to take home for his old wisteria and thought the exotic toddies would cheer the aging plant up. He was hoping the poo would stick to the stick. We later caught up with Big Jim from Yoxford who told us the truth of his actions, Jim said ' I waned to collect a variety of turds to take to Minsmere before the BBC turned up for Springwatch. I get so bored watching an endless procession of dreary brown birds on the programme and thought it would spice up the action a bit if I scattered some strange crap around. I wasted 3 weeks last year looking at a small fish whose only talent was to slightly change colour...' He then banged on about the license fee for some time. At this point Jim reminded me of Humphrey Bogart at the end of the African Queen gleefully telling the German officers of his plans to sink the Louisa with his home made torpedoes. He concluded ' I really wanted a big dollop of elephant dung, that would have given the nature boffins something to get their teeth into'.

Thanks, ignore, change, do what you like, I want be upset if you think it's rubbish.
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AUTHOR: Maggie Ayres
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    [1_Name] =&gt; Maggie Ayres
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MAN EJECTED FROM AFRICA ALIVE.
a local man was asked to leave the game reserve Africa Alive after staff caught him poking a broom handle into the aardvark enclosure. When asked why he was doing this he said he was attempting to recover some droppings to take home for his old wisteria and thought the exotic toddies would cheer the aging plant up. He was hoping the poo would stick to the stick. We later caught up with Big Jim from Yoxford who told us the truth of his actions, Jim said ' I waned to collect a variety of turds to take to Minsmere before the BBC turned up for Springwatch. I get so bored watching an endless procession of dreary brown birds on the programme and thought it would spice up the action a bit if I scattered some strange crap around. I wasted 3 weeks last year looking at a small fish whose only talent was to slightly change colour...' He then banged on about the license fee for some time. At this point Jim reminded me of Humphrey Bogart at the end of the African Queen gleefully telling the German officers of his plans to sink the Louisa with his home made torpedoes. He concluded ' I really wanted a big dollop of elephant dung, that would have given the nature boffins something to get their teeth into'.

Thanks, ignore, change, do what you like, I want be upset if you think it's rubbish.
)
