INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10317, 1, '2018-11-25 17:38:06', '2018-11-25 17:38:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mccarthy-dog.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy&#039;s dog chewed up his tactics book" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5601" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy claims his dog has chewed up his tactics book.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-pressure boss says this is a genuine excuse for being unable to finish recent match preparations.\r\n\r\nHe told Ipswich owner Marcus Evans that he had drawn up a brilliant plan to beat Fulham on Boxing Day, but pesky Keano, his faithful Rottweiler, tore it up when he left it by the sofa.\r\n\r\nMcCarthy claimed this was the 35th time Keano had destroyed his tactics book this year, and admitted he really should do something about it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/yorkshire-terrier/">belligerent Yorkshireman</a> said: "Mick had drawn up a master plan for the Fulham game.\r\n\r\n"He can\'t quite remember what it was because the dog chewed it up, but he recalls it had something to do with playing McGoldrick behind a front two of Pitman and Sears, dropping full-backs Knudsen and Chambers in favour of young guns Kenlock and Emmanuel, and banishing Jonathan Douglas from midfield for ever by playing Lawrence and Dozzell with Skuse sitting deep to protect the back four.\r\n\r\n"However, without his tactics book he was unable to hand this work over to the squad. Instead they reverted to type and produced an utterly predictable Boxing Day performance in which they failed to muster even one shot on target all game."\r\n\r\nMcCarthy hopes that now the truth is out about naughty Keano, fans will understand why things have been going wrong, and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/mick-mccarthy-video/">get off his back</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Evans is not convinced. A club insider said: "Marcus may have been distracted over Christmas by some unappetising Brazil nuts, but he is no fool. He can see McCarthy has made up this dog story.\r\n\r\n"If things don\'t improve in Friday night\'s home game against Bristol City, then McCarthy may find he is the one in the dog house... looking for a new job."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Mick McCarthy claims dog ate his tactics book', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5600-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-25 17:38:06', '2018-11-25 17:38:06', '', 5600, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10320, 1, '2018-11-26 12:34:42', '2018-11-26 12:34:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/german-school.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/german-school.jpg" alt="German school expansion" width="540" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10321" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>There are growing fears over a German school\'s expansion plans in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe academic institution in Framlingham has changed its logo, seen above on a street sign in the town, to one that has worrying overtones.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLocals say the German School appeared friendly at first but has shown ambitions to take over other schools in nearby Ipswich and Felixstowe.\r\n\r\nInsiders say it has already annexed a wing of a school in Southwold without permission.\r\n\r\nNow education authorities are being asked to investigate the motives of the school\'s owner, Hans Upp, originally from Austria but who has lived in Germany for many years.\r\n\r\nHe is known to have widespread expansion plans for his school, which only teaches German and German history.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said pupils at the German School were extremely well behaved.\r\n\r\n"They have a cadets section and we can hear them marching around most days.\r\n\r\n"Some people are worried, but our local mayor, Mr Chamberlain had a meeting with Herr Upp and assures us their is absolutely nothing to worry about.\r\n\r\n"We\'re told the school has no plans to expand, but that it is simply looking to develop a close relationship with a Polish school some time very soon."\r\n\r\nHerr Upp was unavailable for comment.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'German school\'s expansion plans fear', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'german-school-expansion', '', '', '2018-11-26 12:37:23', '2018-11-26 12:37:23', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10320', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10322, 1, '2018-11-26 12:34:42', '2018-11-26 12:34:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/german-school.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/german-school.jpg" alt="German school expansion" width="540" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10321" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>There are growing fears over a German school\'s expansion plans in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe academic institution in Framlingham has changed its logo, seen above on a street sign in the town, to one that has worrying overtones.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLocals say the German school appeared friendly at first but has shown ambitions to take over other schools in nearby Ipswich and Felixstowe.\r\n\r\nInsiders say it has already annexed a wing of a school in Southwold without permission.\r\n\r\nNow education authorities are being asked to investigate the motives of the school\'s owner, Hans Upp, originally from Austria but who has lived in Germany for many years.\r\n\r\nHe is known to have widespread expansion plans for his school, which only teaches German and German history.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said pupils at the German School were extremely well behaved.\r\n\r\n"They have a cadets section and we can hear them marching around most days.\r\n\r\n"Some people are worried, but our local mayor, Mr Chamberlain had a meeting with Herr Upp and assures us their is absolutely nothing to worry about.\r\n\r\n"We\'re told the school has no plans to expand, but that it is simply looking to develop a close relationship with a Polish school some time very soon."\r\n\r\nHerr Upp was unavailable for comment.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'German school\'s expansion plans fear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10320-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-26 12:34:42', '2018-11-26 12:34:42', '', 10320, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10320-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10323, 1, '2018-11-26 12:36:07', '2018-11-26 12:36:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/german-school.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/german-school.jpg" alt="German school expansion" width="540" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10321" /></a>\n\n<strong>There are growing fears over a German school\'s expansion plans in Suffolk.</strong>\n\nThe academic institution in Framlingham has changed its logo, seen above on a street sign in the town, to one that has worrying overtones.\n\n\n\nLocals say the German School appeared friendly at first but has shown ambitions to take over other schools in nearby Ipswich and Felixstowe.\n\nInsiders say it has already annexed a wing of a school in Southwold without permission.\n\nNow education authorities are being asked to investigate the motives of the school\'s owner, Hans Upp, originally from Austria but who has lived in Germany for many years.\n\nHe is known to have widespread expansion plans for his school, which only teaches German and German history.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nLocal mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said pupils at the German School were extremely well behaved.\n\n"They have a cadets section and we can hear them marching around most days.\n\n"Some people are worried, but our local mayor, Mr Chamberlain had a meeting with Herr Upp and assures us their is absolutely nothing to worry about.\n\n"We\'re told the school has no plans to expand, but that it is simply looking to develop a close relationship with a Polish school some time very soon."\n\nHerr Upp was unavailable for comment.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'German school\'s expansion plans fear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10320-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-11-26 12:36:07', '2018-11-26 12:36:07', '', 10320, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10320-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10324, 1, '2018-11-26 12:37:23', '2018-11-26 12:37:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/german-school.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/german-school.jpg" alt="German school expansion" width="540" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10321" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>There are growing fears over a German school\'s expansion plans in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe academic institution in Framlingham has changed its logo, seen above on a street sign in the town, to one that has worrying overtones.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLocals say the German School appeared friendly at first but has shown ambitions to take over other schools in nearby Ipswich and Felixstowe.\r\n\r\nInsiders say it has already annexed a wing of a school in Southwold without permission.\r\n\r\nNow education authorities are being asked to investigate the motives of the school\'s owner, Hans Upp, originally from Austria but who has lived in Germany for many years.\r\n\r\nHe is known to have widespread expansion plans for his school, which only teaches German and German history.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLocal mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said pupils at the German School were extremely well behaved.\r\n\r\n"They have a cadets section and we can hear them marching around most days.\r\n\r\n"Some people are worried, but our local mayor, Mr Chamberlain had a meeting with Herr Upp and assures us their is absolutely nothing to worry about.\r\n\r\n"We\'re told the school has no plans to expand, but that it is simply looking to develop a close relationship with a Polish school some time very soon."\r\n\r\nHerr Upp was unavailable for comment.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'German school\'s expansion plans fear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10320-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-26 12:37:23', '2018-11-26 12:37:23', '', 10320, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10320-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10327, 1, '2018-11-28 14:15:25', '2018-11-28 14:15:25', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex offenders\' register.</strong>\r\n\r\nRalph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles "interfering" with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nHe was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.\r\n\r\nThe photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image.jpg" alt="image" width="300" height="220" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-399" /></a></center><center><i>Object of desire</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in a state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.\r\n\r\n"Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.\r\n\r\n"He told us he was particularly \'in to\' axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex offenders\' register.\r\n\r\n"He is also banned from the countryside and is now forbidden to go within one mile of a farm," the police insider added. "So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.\r\n\r\n"However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines."\r\n\r\nAnother policeman added: "He\'ll also need to keep away from the town\'s gardens - if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty."\r\n\r\n<i>EDITOR\'S NOTE: Three months later, things had not improved for Mr Bishop, who was caught out trying to get a job at an agriculture college, where he wanted to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/tractor-sex-man/" target="_blank">give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down</a>.</i>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Suffolk man \'had sex with 450 tractors\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1915-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-28 14:15:25', '2018-11-28 14:15:25', '', 1915, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1915-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10330, 1, '2018-11-30 09:53:30', '2018-11-30 09:53:30', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nToday\'s 3.1% rail fare increase arrived more promptly than any trains did this year, passengers agree.</strong>\n\nThe ticket price rise, way above the 0.9% Consumer Price Index inflation rate, was also more predictable than any service offered to stressed customers of the Greater Anglia rail franchise.\n\n\n\nCommuter Johnny Walker said: "The punctuality and reliability statistics for the Greater Anglia service are shocking. Passengers can never be sure if their trains will run, and what time they will arrive at their destination.\n\n"However, the one thing all the train companies are very good at is ensuring the annual fare increase arrives bang on time."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fare-increase.jpg" alt="Rail fare increase arrives on time" width="640" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5430" /></a><i>Taken for a ride: rail fares rise above inflation again</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe latest increase means the price of a standard annual season ticket from Ipswich to London will rise £165 to a whopping £7,325, plus any extra for onward London Underground journeys.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA rail insider said: "You might expect customers would get a reliable and punctual service for that sort of money. But never mind."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Annual rail fare increase arrives on time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5429-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-11-30 09:53:30', '2018-11-30 09:53:30', '', 5429, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5429-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10334, 1, '2018-12-02 16:05:12', '2018-12-02 16:05:12', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe East Anglian rail network was thrown into chaos today when a Greater Anglia train arrived on time.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe 7.49 InterCity service from Ipswich made it all the way through to London Liverpool Street with no delays whatsoever. Not even the dreaded freight trains, train faults, track and signal faults or "disruptive passengers" could slow it down.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPassengers watched the Greater Anglia Twitter feed in amazement as staff repeatedly claimed there were "no issues to report at present".\r\n\r\nAs the train approached London, many of those on board made emotional calls to their friends and loved ones to inform them of the shock journey.\r\n\r\nOne commuter, Amy Squashed, 22, a freelance nuclear physicist from Haverhill, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It was highly charged in my carriage, people were screaming in excitement. To think this has not happened since 1994 - we were so lucky to be involved."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Abellio Greater Anglia, which is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/greater-anglia-trials-new-swiss-train/">trialing some Swiss trains</a>, said: "We work hard to make sure all our trains are late or broken down. We take news of any on-time train seriously and will undertake a full investigation."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich MP Ben Gummer, who has campaigned for improved rail services to the capital, welcomed the news, adding: "When the carriages are repainted, and the seats have new covers, then we can REALLY celebrate."\r\n\r\n[caption id="attachment_21" align="aligncenter" width="300"]<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/greater-anglia-train-300x200.jpg" alt="This is the age of the train: 94" width="300" height="200" class="size-medium wp-image-21" /></a> This is the age of the train: 94[/caption]\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Shock as train arrives on time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '18-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-02 16:05:12', '2018-12-02 16:05:12', '', 18, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/18-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10335, 1, '2018-12-04 11:04:58', '2018-12-04 11:04:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sprouts-e1543921016993.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sprouts-e1543921016993.jpg" alt="sprout shortage" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10336" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nAs if Britain hasn\'t had a bad news this year already, it\'s emerged there will be a shortage of sprouts this Christmas.</strong>\r\n\r\nEveryone\'s favourite festive vegetable will be missing from many Christmas Day dinners.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe drought-like conditions across the country in the summer made for virtually impossible planting and growing conditions for the tasty green treats.\r\n\r\nNow supermarkets are bracing themselves for shortages ahead of the traditional Yuletide rush to stock up for the holidays.\r\n\r\nRetail bosses fear there could be near rioting in the aisles as shoppers push and shove to grab whatever meagre sprout rations are put on the shelves.\r\n\r\nNational Sprout Federation chairperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, warned: "It\'s been a terrible time for the sprout crop.\r\n\r\n"We\'re predicting outages across Britain, bringing misery to most Christmas meal celebrations.\r\n\r\n"The summer heatwave, while pleasant enough at the time, has meant most sprouts will not grow in time for the winter harvest.\r\n\r\n"You\'ll have to have peas with your turkey this year."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the sprout shortage news was met with joy by Britain\'s children.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, aged seven, from Woodbridge, said: "It\'s the worst part of Christmas. Sprouts make me sick yet I am forced to eat one or I can\'t have Christmas Pudding."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Sprout shortage set to ruin Christmas', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'sprout-shortage-christmas', '', '', '2018-12-04 11:20:44', '2018-12-04 11:20:44', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10335', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10337, 1, '2018-12-04 11:04:58', '2018-12-04 11:04:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sprouts-e1543921016993.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sprouts-e1543921016993.jpg" alt="sprout shortage" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10336" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>As if Britain hasn\'t had a bad news this year already, it\'s emerged there will be a shortage of sprouts this Christmas.</strong>\r\n\r\nEveryone\'s favourite festive vegetable will be missing from many Christmas Day dinners.\r\n\r\n[AdSsense-A]\r\n\r\nThe drought-like conditions across the country in the summer made for virtually impossible planting and growing conditions for the tasty green treats.\r\n\r\nNow supermarkets are bracing themselves for shortages ahead of the traditional Yuletide rush to stock up for the holidays.\r\n\r\nRetail bosses fear there could be near rioting in the aisles as shoppers push and shove to grab whatever meagre sprout rations are put on the shelves.\r\n\r\nNational Sprout Federation chairperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, warned: "It\'s been a terrible time for the sprout crop.\r\n\r\n"We\'re predicting outages across Britain, bringing misery to most Christmas meal celebrations.\r\n\r\n"The summer heatwave, while pleasant enough at the time, has meant most sprouts will not grow in time for the winter harvest.\r\n\r\n"You\'ll have to have peas with your turkey this year."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the sprout shortage news was met with joy by Britain\'s children.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, aged seven, said: "It\'s the worst part of Christmas. Sprouts make me sick yet I am forced to eat one or I can\'t have Christmas Pudding."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Sprout shortage set to ruin Christmas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10335-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-04 11:04:58', '2018-12-04 11:04:58', '', 10335, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10335-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10338, 1, '2018-12-04 11:20:33', '2018-12-04 11:20:33', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sprouts-e1543921016993.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sprouts-e1543921016993.jpg" alt="sprout shortage" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10336" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ivor Traktor, \n\nAs if Britain hasn\'t had a bad news this year already, it\'s emerged there will be a shortage of sprouts this Christmas.</strong>\n\nEveryone\'s favourite festive vegetable will be missing from many Christmas Day dinners.\n\n\n\nThe drought-like conditions across the country in the summer made for virtually impossible planting and growing conditions for the tasty green treats.\n\nNow supermarkets are bracing themselves for shortages ahead of the traditional Yuletide rush to stock up for the holidays.\n\nRetail bosses fear there could be near rioting in the aisles as shoppers push and shove to grab whatever meagre sprout rations are put on the shelves.\n\nNational Sprout Federation chairperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, warned: "It\'s been a terrible time for the sprout crop.\n\n"We\'re predicting outages across Britain, bringing misery to most Christmas meal celebrations.\n\n"The summer heatwave, while pleasant enough at the time, has meant most sprouts will not grow in time for the winter harvest.\n\n"You\'ll have to have peas with your turkey this year."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHowever, the sprout shortage news was met with joy by Britain\'s children.\n\nSteve Walshe, aged seven, from Woodbridge, said: "It\'s the worst part of Christmas. Sprouts make me sick yet I am forced to eat one or I can\'t have Christmas Pudding."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Sprout shortage set to ruin Christmas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10335-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-12-04 11:20:33', '2018-12-04 11:20:33', '', 10335, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10335-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10339, 1, '2018-12-04 11:12:15', '2018-12-04 11:12:15', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sprouts-e1543921016993.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sprouts-e1543921016993.jpg" alt="sprout shortage" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10336" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>As if Britain hasn\'t had a bad news this year already, it\'s emerged there will be a shortage of sprouts this Christmas.</strong>\r\n\r\nEveryone\'s favourite festive vegetable will be missing from many Christmas Day dinners.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe drought-like conditions across the country in the summer made for virtually impossible planting and growing conditions for the tasty green treats.\r\n\r\nNow supermarkets are bracing themselves for shortages ahead of the traditional Yuletide rush to stock up for the holidays.\r\n\r\nRetail bosses fear there could be near rioting in the aisles as shoppers push and shove to grab whatever meagre sprout rations are put on the shelves.\r\n\r\nNational Sprout Federation chairperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, warned: "It\'s been a terrible time for the sprout crop.\r\n\r\n"We\'re predicting outages across Britain, bringing misery to most Christmas meal celebrations.\r\n\r\n"The summer heatwave, while pleasant enough at the time, has meant most sprouts will not grow in time for the winter harvest.\r\n\r\n"You\'ll have to have peas with your turkey this year."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the sprout shortage news was met with joy by Britain\'s children.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, aged seven, from Woodbridge, said: "It\'s the worst part of Christmas. Sprouts make me sick yet I am forced to eat one or I can\'t have Christmas Pudding."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Sprout shortage set to ruin Christmas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10335-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-04 11:12:15', '2018-12-04 11:12:15', '', 10335, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10335-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10340, 1, '2018-12-04 11:20:44', '2018-12-04 11:20:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sprouts-e1543921016993.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sprouts-e1543921016993.jpg" alt="sprout shortage" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10336" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nAs if Britain hasn\'t had a bad news this year already, it\'s emerged there will be a shortage of sprouts this Christmas.</strong>\r\n\r\nEveryone\'s favourite festive vegetable will be missing from many Christmas Day dinners.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe drought-like conditions across the country in the summer made for virtually impossible planting and growing conditions for the tasty green treats.\r\n\r\nNow supermarkets are bracing themselves for shortages ahead of the traditional Yuletide rush to stock up for the holidays.\r\n\r\nRetail bosses fear there could be near rioting in the aisles as shoppers push and shove to grab whatever meagre sprout rations are put on the shelves.\r\n\r\nNational Sprout Federation chairperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, warned: "It\'s been a terrible time for the sprout crop.\r\n\r\n"We\'re predicting outages across Britain, bringing misery to most Christmas meal celebrations.\r\n\r\n"The summer heatwave, while pleasant enough at the time, has meant most sprouts will not grow in time for the winter harvest.\r\n\r\n"You\'ll have to have peas with your turkey this year."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, the sprout shortage news was met with joy by Britain\'s children.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, aged seven, from Woodbridge, said: "It\'s the worst part of Christmas. Sprouts make me sick yet I am forced to eat one or I can\'t have Christmas Pudding."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Sprout shortage set to ruin Christmas', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10335-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-04 11:20:44', '2018-12-04 11:20:44', '', 10335, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10335-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10344, 1, '2018-12-08 11:19:09', '2018-12-08 11:19:09', '<p></p>\n<p></p>\n<p></p><center><a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404"><img title="made at imgflip.com" src="https://i.imgflip.com/2oh404.gif"></a></center><p></p>\n<p></p>\n<p></p>\n<p><strong>This exclusive, extraordinary footage reveals the legendary Black Shuck devil dog, which terrorised East Anglia in the 16th-century, has reappeared in Ipswich.</strong></p>\n<p>The seven-foot ghost animal, with terrifying flaming red eyes, has been seen several times this week in the town\'s Christchurch Park and has now been caught on film for the first time.</p>\n<p>Experts say it has likely been attracted by the scent of blood from the new guillotines at the nearby Cornhill.</p>\n<p></p>\n<p>Hell-hound Black Shuck can tear a human to shreds in seconds with its savage claws and huge razor-sharp teeth.</p>\n<p>Now, families are being warned to keep an eye on their children while out and about in Christchurch Park.</p>\n<p>"Perhaps it is wise to keep them close. It might also be sensible to keep your own dogs on a lead because Black Shuck will make light work of them," said Ipswich council parks official Lorraine Fisher, 34.</p>\n<p>There were complaints when the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/guillotines-ipswich/">guillotines were built in Ipswich town centre</a> that they were unsightly.</p>\n<p><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738"></a></p>\n<p>But no-one predicted the smell of blood from local beheaded criminals would re-awaken Black Shuck.</p>\n<p>The huge animal makes a terrifying howl but you can not hear it running towards you. And by then it\'s too late.</p>\n<p>It famously killed churchgoers in the Holy Trinity church in Blythburgh during a fierce storm in 1577. Its claw marks are still visible on the church door.</p>\n<p>More hapless Christians were torn to shreds in Bungay, and Black Shuck is now incorporated in the town\'s crest.</p>\n<p><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10345" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg" alt="Black shuck suffolk" width="634" height="439"></a></p>\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<p>Anyone spotting Black Shuck is advised to stand as still as possible. There is only one foolproof defence method known to man - and that\'s to hold up a photograph of Norwich City owner Delia Smith.</p>\n<p>Doing so will send the 14-stone blood-curdling beast (Black Shuck, not Delia) running for cover.</p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Ipswich parks department has brought in a team of big-game hunters to track down the dog and kill it before it runs amok.</p>\n<p>Our exclusive video shows a sighting of Black Shuck running across the front of the Christchurch Park mansion.</p>\n<p></p><center><a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404"><img title="made at imgflip.com" src="https://i.imgflip.com/2oh404.gif"></a></center><p></p>\n<p>"It was a terrifying moment," said one local dog walker. "There was an ear-splitting howl and a foul smell. I thought at first it was my wife, but then everything else in the park went eerily quiet.</p>\n<p>"I got my phone out and managed to get this video of Black Shuck, which looked like it was after a squirrel.</p>\n<p>"The hell-hound is obviously driven to a frenzy by the heads and blood of the local criminals executed on the Cornhill guillotines."</p>\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n\n<!-- wp:image -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404" alt=""/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:image -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404" alt=""/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->', 'Terrifying Black Shuck devil dog reappears in Ipswich', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'black-shuck-ipswich', '', '', '2018-12-08 11:41:38', '2018-12-08 11:41:38', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10344', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10347, 1, '2018-12-08 11:19:09', '2018-12-08 11:19:09', '<center><a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/2oh404.gif" title="made at imgflip.com"/></a></center>\r\n\r\n<strong>This exclusive, extraordinary footage reveals the legendary Black Shuck devil dog, which terrorised East Anglia in the 16th-century, has reappeared in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe seven-foot ghost animal, which has flaming red eyes, has been seen in the town\'s Christchurch Park.\r\n\r\nExperts say it has likely been attracted by the scent of blood from the new guillotines at the nearby Cornhill.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHell-hound Black Shuck can tear a human to shreds in seconds with its savage claws and huge razor-sharp teeth.\r\n\r\nNow, families are being warned to keep an eye on their children while out and about in Christchurch Park.\r\n\r\n"Perhaps it is wise to keep them close. It might also be sensible to keep your own dogs on a lead because Black Shuck will make light work of them," said Ipswich council parks official Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\nThere were complaints when the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/guillotines-ipswich/">guillotines were built in Ipswich town centre</a> that they were unsightly.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut no-one predicted the smell of blood from local beheaded criminals would re-awaken Black Shuck.\r\n\r\nThe huge animal makes a terrifying howl but you can not hear it running towards you. And by then it\'s too late.\r\n\r\nIt famously killed churchgoers in the Holy Trinity church in Blythburgh during a fierce storm in 1577. Its claw marks are still visible on the church door.\r\n\r\nMore hapless Christians were torn to shreds in Bungay, and Black Shuck is now incorporated in the town\'s crest.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg" alt="Black shuck suffolk" width="634" height="439" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10345" /></a>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnyone spotting Black Shuck is advised to stand as still as possible. There is only one foolproof defence method known to man - and that\'s to hold up a photograph of Norwich City owner Delia Smith.\r\n\r\nDoing so will send the 14-stone blood-curdling beast (Black Shuck, not Delia) running for cover.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich parks department has brought in a team of big-game hunters to track down the dog and kill it before it runs amok.\r\n\r\nOur exclusive video shows a sighting of Black Shuck running across the front of the Christchurch Park mansion.\r\n\r\n"It was a terrifying moment," said one local dog walker. "There was an ear-splitting howl and a foul smell. Everything else in the park had gone eerily quiet.\r\n\r\n"The hell-hound is obviously after the heads and blood of the local criminals executed on the Cornhill guillotines.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Terrifying Black Shuck devil dog reappears in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10344-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-08 11:19:09', '2018-12-08 11:19:09', '', 10344, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10344-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10348, 1, '2018-12-08 11:20:34', '2018-12-08 11:20:34', '<center><a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/2oh404.gif" title="made at imgflip.com"/></a></center>\r\n\r\n<strong>This exclusive, extraordinary footage reveals the legendary Black Shuck devil dog, which terrorised East Anglia in the 16th-century, has reappeared in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe seven-foot ghost animal, with terrifying flaming red eyes, has been seen in the town\'s Christchurch Park.\r\n\r\nExperts say it has likely been attracted by the scent of blood from the new guillotines at the nearby Cornhill.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHell-hound Black Shuck can tear a human to shreds in seconds with its savage claws and huge razor-sharp teeth.\r\n\r\nNow, families are being warned to keep an eye on their children while out and about in Christchurch Park.\r\n\r\n"Perhaps it is wise to keep them close. It might also be sensible to keep your own dogs on a lead because Black Shuck will make light work of them," said Ipswich council parks official Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\nThere were complaints when the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/guillotines-ipswich/">guillotines were built in Ipswich town centre</a> that they were unsightly.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut no-one predicted the smell of blood from local beheaded criminals would re-awaken Black Shuck.\r\n\r\nThe huge animal makes a terrifying howl but you can not hear it running towards you. And by then it\'s too late.\r\n\r\nIt famously killed churchgoers in the Holy Trinity church in Blythburgh during a fierce storm in 1577. Its claw marks are still visible on the church door.\r\n\r\nMore hapless Christians were torn to shreds in Bungay, and Black Shuck is now incorporated in the town\'s crest.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg" alt="Black shuck suffolk" width="634" height="439" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10345" /></a>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnyone spotting Black Shuck is advised to stand as still as possible. There is only one foolproof defence method known to man - and that\'s to hold up a photograph of Norwich City owner Delia Smith.\r\n\r\nDoing so will send the 14-stone blood-curdling beast (Black Shuck, not Delia) running for cover.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich parks department has brought in a team of big-game hunters to track down the dog and kill it before it runs amok.\r\n\r\nOur exclusive video shows a sighting of Black Shuck running across the front of the Christchurch Park mansion.\r\n\r\n"It was a terrifying moment," said one local dog walker. "There was an ear-splitting howl and a foul smell. Everything else in the park had gone eerily quiet.\r\n\r\n"The hell-hound is obviously after the heads and blood of the local criminals executed on the Cornhill guillotines.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Terrifying Black Shuck devil dog reappears in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10344-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-08 11:20:34', '2018-12-08 11:20:34', '', 10344, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10344-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10350, 1, '2018-12-08 11:24:48', '2018-12-08 11:24:48', '<center><a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/2oh404.gif" title="made at imgflip.com"/></a></center>\r\n\r\n<strong>This exclusive, extraordinary footage reveals the legendary Black Shuck devil dog, which terrorised East Anglia in the 16th-century, has reappeared in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe seven-foot ghost animal, with terrifying flaming red eyes, has been seen several times this week in the town\'s Christchurch Park and has now been caught on film for the first time.\r\n\r\nExperts say it has likely been attracted by the scent of blood from the new guillotines at the nearby Cornhill.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHell-hound Black Shuck can tear a human to shreds in seconds with its savage claws and huge razor-sharp teeth.\r\n\r\nNow, families are being warned to keep an eye on their children while out and about in Christchurch Park.\r\n\r\n"Perhaps it is wise to keep them close. It might also be sensible to keep your own dogs on a lead because Black Shuck will make light work of them," said Ipswich council parks official Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\nThere were complaints when the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/guillotines-ipswich/">guillotines were built in Ipswich town centre</a> that they were unsightly.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut no-one predicted the smell of blood from local beheaded criminals would re-awaken Black Shuck.\r\n\r\nThe huge animal makes a terrifying howl but you can not hear it running towards you. And by then it\'s too late.\r\n\r\nIt famously killed churchgoers in the Holy Trinity church in Blythburgh during a fierce storm in 1577. Its claw marks are still visible on the church door.\r\n\r\nMore hapless Christians were torn to shreds in Bungay, and Black Shuck is now incorporated in the town\'s crest.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg" alt="Black shuck suffolk" width="634" height="439" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10345" /></a>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAnyone spotting Black Shuck is advised to stand as still as possible. There is only one foolproof defence method known to man - and that\'s to hold up a photograph of Norwich City owner Delia Smith.\r\n\r\nDoing so will send the 14-stone blood-curdling beast (Black Shuck, not Delia) running for cover.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Ipswich parks department has brought in a team of big-game hunters to track down the dog and kill it before it runs amok.\r\n\r\nOur exclusive video shows a sighting of Black Shuck running across the front of the Christchurch Park mansion.\r\n\r\n"It was a terrifying moment," said one local dog walker. "There was an ear-splitting howl and a foul smell. I thought at first it was my wife, but then everything else in the park went eerily quiet.\r\n\r\n"I got my phone out and managed to get this video of Black Shuck, which looked like it was after a squirrel.\r\n\r\n"The hell-hound is obviously driven to a frenzy by the heads and blood of the local criminals executed on the Cornhill guillotines."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Terrifying Black Shuck devil dog reappears in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10344-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-08 11:24:48', '2018-12-08 11:24:48', '', 10344, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10344-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10352, 1, '2018-12-08 11:32:05', '2018-12-08 11:32:05', '<center><a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404"><img title="made at imgflip.com" src="https://i.imgflip.com/2oh404.gif" /></a></center>\n\n<strong>This exclusive, extraordinary footage reveals the legendary Black Shuck devil dog, which terrorised East Anglia in the 16th-century, has reappeared in Ipswich.</strong>\n\nThe seven-foot ghost animal, with terrifying flaming red eyes, has been seen several times this week in the town\'s Christchurch Park and has now been caught on film for the first time.\n\nExperts say it has likely been attracted by the scent of blood from the new guillotines at the nearby Cornhill.\n\n\n\nHell-hound Black Shuck can tear a human to shreds in seconds with its savage claws and huge razor-sharp teeth.\n\nNow, families are being warned to keep an eye on their children while out and about in Christchurch Park.\n\n"Perhaps it is wise to keep them close. It might also be sensible to keep your own dogs on a lead because Black Shuck will make light work of them," said Ipswich council parks official Lorraine Fisher, 34.\n\nThere were complaints when the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/guillotines-ipswich/">guillotines were built in Ipswich town centre</a> that they were unsightly.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738" /></a>\n\nBut no-one predicted the smell of blood from local beheaded criminals would re-awaken Black Shuck.\n\nThe huge animal makes a terrifying howl but you can not hear it running towards you. And by then it\'s too late.\n\nIt famously killed churchgoers in the Holy Trinity church in Blythburgh during a fierce storm in 1577. Its claw marks are still visible on the church door.\n\nMore hapless Christians were torn to shreds in Bungay, and Black Shuck is now incorporated in the town\'s crest.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10345" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg" alt="Black shuck suffolk" width="634" height="439" /></a>\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAnyone spotting Black Shuck is advised to stand as still as possible. There is only one foolproof defence method known to man - and that\'s to hold up a photograph of Norwich City owner Delia Smith.\n\nDoing so will send the 14-stone blood-curdling beast (Black Shuck, not Delia) running for cover.\n\nMeanwhile, Ipswich parks department has brought in a team of big-game hunters to track down the dog and kill it before it runs amok.\n\nOur exclusive video shows a sighting of Black Shuck running across the front of the Christchurch Park mansion.\n\nhttps://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404\n\n"It was a terrifying moment," said one local dog walker. "There was an ear-splitting howl and a foul smell. I thought at first it was my wife, but then everything else in the park went eerily quiet.\n\n"I got my phone out and managed to get this video of Black Shuck, which looked like it was after a squirrel.\n\n"The hell-hound is obviously driven to a frenzy by the heads and blood of the local criminals executed on the Cornhill guillotines."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Terrifying Black Shuck devil dog reappears in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10344-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-08 11:32:05', '2018-12-08 11:32:05', '', 10344, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10344-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10354, 1, '2018-12-08 11:32:51', '2018-12-08 11:32:51', '<center><a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404"><img title="made at imgflip.com" src="https://i.imgflip.com/2oh404.gif" /></a></center>\n\n<strong>This exclusive, extraordinary footage reveals the legendary Black Shuck devil dog, which terrorised East Anglia in the 16th-century, has reappeared in Ipswich.</strong>\n\nThe seven-foot ghost animal, with terrifying flaming red eyes, has been seen several times this week in the town\'s Christchurch Park and has now been caught on film for the first time.\n\nExperts say it has likely been attracted by the scent of blood from the new guillotines at the nearby Cornhill.\n\n\n\nHell-hound Black Shuck can tear a human to shreds in seconds with its savage claws and huge razor-sharp teeth.\n\nNow, families are being warned to keep an eye on their children while out and about in Christchurch Park.\n\n"Perhaps it is wise to keep them close. It might also be sensible to keep your own dogs on a lead because Black Shuck will make light work of them," said Ipswich council parks official Lorraine Fisher, 34.\n\nThere were complaints when the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/guillotines-ipswich/">guillotines were built in Ipswich town centre</a> that they were unsightly.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738" /></a>\n\nBut no-one predicted the smell of blood from local beheaded criminals would re-awaken Black Shuck.\n\nThe huge animal makes a terrifying howl but you can not hear it running towards you. And by then it\'s too late.\n\nIt famously killed churchgoers in the Holy Trinity church in Blythburgh during a fierce storm in 1577. Its claw marks are still visible on the church door.\n\nMore hapless Christians were torn to shreds in Bungay, and Black Shuck is now incorporated in the town\'s crest.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10345" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg" alt="Black shuck suffolk" width="634" height="439" /></a>\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAnyone spotting Black Shuck is advised to stand as still as possible. There is only one foolproof defence method known to man - and that\'s to hold up a photograph of Norwich City owner Delia Smith.\n\nDoing so will send the 14-stone blood-curdling beast (Black Shuck, not Delia) running for cover.\n\nMeanwhile, Ipswich parks department has brought in a team of big-game hunters to track down the dog and kill it before it runs amok.\n\nOur exclusive video shows a sighting of Black Shuck running across the front of the Christchurch Park mansion.\n\n"It was a terrifying moment," said one local dog walker. "There was an ear-splitting howl and a foul smell. I thought at first it was my wife, but then everything else in the park went eerily quiet.\n\n"I got my phone out and managed to get this video of Black Shuck, which looked like it was after a squirrel.\n\n"The hell-hound is obviously driven to a frenzy by the heads and blood of the local criminals executed on the Cornhill guillotines."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Terrifying Black Shuck devil dog reappears in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10344-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-08 11:32:51', '2018-12-08 11:32:51', '', 10344, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10344-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10356, 1, '2018-12-08 11:33:58', '2018-12-08 11:33:58', '<p> </p>\n<center><a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404"><img title="made at imgflip.com" src="https://i.imgflip.com/2oh404.gif" /></a></center>\n<p> </p>\n<p><strong>This exclusive, extraordinary footage reveals the legendary Black Shuck devil dog, which terrorised East Anglia in the 16th-century, has reappeared in Ipswich.</strong></p>\n<p>The seven-foot ghost animal, with terrifying flaming red eyes, has been seen several times this week in the town\'s Christchurch Park and has now been caught on film for the first time.</p>\n<p>Experts say it has likely been attracted by the scent of blood from the new guillotines at the nearby Cornhill.</p>\n<p></p>\n<p>Hell-hound Black Shuck can tear a human to shreds in seconds with its savage claws and huge razor-sharp teeth.</p>\n<p>Now, families are being warned to keep an eye on their children while out and about in Christchurch Park.</p>\n<p>"Perhaps it is wise to keep them close. It might also be sensible to keep your own dogs on a lead because Black Shuck will make light work of them," said Ipswich council parks official Lorraine Fisher, 34.</p>\n<p>There were complaints when the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/guillotines-ipswich/">guillotines were built in Ipswich town centre</a> that they were unsightly.</p>\n<p><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738" /></a></p>\n<p>But no-one predicted the smell of blood from local beheaded criminals would re-awaken Black Shuck.</p>\n<p>The huge animal makes a terrifying howl but you can not hear it running towards you. And by then it\'s too late.</p>\n<p>It famously killed churchgoers in the Holy Trinity church in Blythburgh during a fierce storm in 1577. Its claw marks are still visible on the church door.</p>\n<p>More hapless Christians were torn to shreds in Bungay, and Black Shuck is now incorporated in the town\'s crest.</p>\n<p><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10345" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg" alt="Black shuck suffolk" width="634" height="439" /></a></p>\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<p>Anyone spotting Black Shuck is advised to stand as still as possible. There is only one foolproof defence method known to man - and that\'s to hold up a photograph of Norwich City owner Delia Smith.</p>\n<p>Doing so will send the 14-stone blood-curdling beast (Black Shuck, not Delia) running for cover.</p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Ipswich parks department has brought in a team of big-game hunters to track down the dog and kill it before it runs amok.</p>\n<p>Our exclusive video shows a sighting of Black Shuck running across the front of the Christchurch Park mansion.</p>\n<p> </p>\n<p>"It was a terrifying moment," said one local dog walker. "There was an ear-splitting howl and a foul smell. I thought at first it was my wife, but then everything else in the park went eerily quiet.</p>\n<p>"I got my phone out and managed to get this video of Black Shuck, which looked like it was after a squirrel.</p>\n<p>"The hell-hound is obviously driven to a frenzy by the heads and blood of the local criminals executed on the Cornhill guillotines."</p>\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n\n<!-- wp:image -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404" alt=""/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->', 'Terrifying Black Shuck devil dog reappears in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10344-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-08 11:33:58', '2018-12-08 11:33:58', '', 10344, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10344-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10358, 1, '2018-12-08 11:41:02', '2018-12-08 11:41:02', '<p></p>\n<p></p>\n<p></p><center><a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404"><img title="made at imgflip.com" src="https://i.imgflip.com/2oh404.gif"></a></center><p></p>\n<p></p>\n<p></p>\n<p><strong>This exclusive, extraordinary footage reveals the legendary Black Shuck devil dog, which terrorised East Anglia in the 16th-century, has reappeared in Ipswich.</strong></p>\n<p>The seven-foot ghost animal, with terrifying flaming red eyes, has been seen several times this week in the town\'s Christchurch Park and has now been caught on film for the first time.</p>\n<p>Experts say it has likely been attracted by the scent of blood from the new guillotines at the nearby Cornhill.</p>\n<p></p>\n<p>Hell-hound Black Shuck can tear a human to shreds in seconds with its savage claws and huge razor-sharp teeth.</p>\n<p>Now, families are being warned to keep an eye on their children while out and about in Christchurch Park.</p>\n<p>"Perhaps it is wise to keep them close. It might also be sensible to keep your own dogs on a lead because Black Shuck will make light work of them," said Ipswich council parks official Lorraine Fisher, 34.</p>\n<p>There were complaints when the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/guillotines-ipswich/">guillotines were built in Ipswich town centre</a> that they were unsightly.</p>\n<p><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738"></a></p>\n<p>But no-one predicted the smell of blood from local beheaded criminals would re-awaken Black Shuck.</p>\n<p>The huge animal makes a terrifying howl but you can not hear it running towards you. And by then it\'s too late.</p>\n<p>It famously killed churchgoers in the Holy Trinity church in Blythburgh during a fierce storm in 1577. Its claw marks are still visible on the church door.</p>\n<p>More hapless Christians were torn to shreds in Bungay, and Black Shuck is now incorporated in the town\'s crest.</p>\n<p><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10345" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-shuck.jpg" alt="Black shuck suffolk" width="634" height="439"></a></p>\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<p>Anyone spotting Black Shuck is advised to stand as still as possible. There is only one foolproof defence method known to man - and that\'s to hold up a photograph of Norwich City owner Delia Smith.</p>\n<p>Doing so will send the 14-stone blood-curdling beast (Black Shuck, not Delia) running for cover.</p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Ipswich parks department has brought in a team of big-game hunters to track down the dog and kill it before it runs amok.</p>\n<p>Our exclusive video shows a sighting of Black Shuck running across the front of the Christchurch Park mansion.</p>\n<p></p><center><a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404"><img title="made at imgflip.com" src="https://i.imgflip.com/2oh404.gif"></a></center><p></p>\n<p>"It was a terrifying moment," said one local dog walker. "There was an ear-splitting howl and a foul smell. I thought at first it was my wife, but then everything else in the park went eerily quiet.</p>\n<p>"I got my phone out and managed to get this video of Black Shuck, which looked like it was after a squirrel.</p>\n<p>"The hell-hound is obviously driven to a frenzy by the heads and blood of the local criminals executed on the Cornhill guillotines."</p>\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n\n<!-- wp:image -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404" alt=""/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:image -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://imgflip.com/gif/2oh404" alt=""/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->', 'Terrifying Black Shuck devil dog reappears in Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10344-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-08 11:41:02', '2018-12-08 11:41:02', '', 10344, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10344-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10361, 1, '2018-12-11 14:09:14', '2018-12-11 14:09:14', '<p><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fax-machine.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10362" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fax-machine.jpg" alt="office fax machine" width="640" height="480" /></a></p>\n<p> </p>\n<p><strong>An office fax machine has revealed it hasn\'t done a stroke of work for ten years but still gets paid.</strong></p>\n<p>Lorraine Fisher, a grey Panasonic FP701, turns up every day at an estate agency in Suffolk but hasn\'t done anything useful since printing out a contract sent by a solicitor back in 2007.</p>\n<p></p>\n<p>"I\'m basically stealing a living," Lorraine admitted. "I sit here and try and look busy every day of the week, and thankfully no-one has noticed I do sod all.</p>\n<p>"They still pay me, so I\'m hoping I last another 15 years before I can retire."</p>\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>She explained that office life used to be very different in the 1990s and early noughties, when she was very busy.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"Everyone wanted to use me back then. Most were amazed at how hi-tech I was and delighted in the strange squealing noise I used to make while I connected, eventually, with another fax machine somewhere in the world.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"I soon saw the writing on the wall when people started using email all the time, or scanners and electronic signatures. I was a has-been, but to my amazement they kept me.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"A man comes once a year to check I am all right and give me some new ink, even though I haven\'t used a drop since the last time."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>News of Lorraine\'s incredible survival comes as the NHS has been told to scrap all its fax machines.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Meanwhile, the Suffolk Gazette revealed recently how a new-fangled <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">telephonic device that you can\'t break or lose</a> was taking the nation by storm.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'Fax machine can\'t believe it\'s still stealing a living', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'fax-machine', '', '', '2018-12-11 14:09:42', '2018-12-11 14:09:42', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10361', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10363, 1, '2018-12-11 13:58:05', '2018-12-11 13:58:05', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fax-machine.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10362" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fax-machine.jpg" alt="office fax machine" width="640" height="480" /></a>\n\n<strong>An office fax machine has revealed it hasn\'t done a stroke of work for ten years but still gets paid.</strong>\n\nLorraine Fisher, a grey Panasonic FP701, turns up every day at an estate agency in Suffolk but hasn\'t done anything useful since printing out a contract sent by a solicitor back in 2007.\n\n\n\n"I\'m basically stealing a living," Lorraine said. "I sit here and try and look busy every day of the week, and thankfully no-one has noticed I do sod all.\n\n"They still pay me, so I\'m hoping I last another 15 years before I can retire."', 'Fax machine can\'t believe it\'s still stealing a living', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10361-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-11 13:58:05', '2018-12-11 13:58:05', '', 10361, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10361-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10377, 1, '2018-12-13 16:55:03', '2018-12-13 16:55:03', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10378} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/carrot.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10378"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>A woman who danced naked through a Suffolk village with a carrot clenched between her buttocks was "only trying to liven things up", a court heard today.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Lorraine Fisher, 34, had grown tired of the slow pace of village life, so decided to give locals something interesting to talk about, Ipswich Magistrates Court heard.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Fisher, a self-employed artist, stripped off and walked out of her quaint, picture-postcard cottage in Bruisyard, near Framlingham, at 1.30pm on Thursday, October 12, prosecutor Steve Walshe said.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"And if that was not enough, she clenched a six-inch carrot between her buttocks," he added.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Fisher then began skipping along the lane and past the local pub, where members of the Framlingham Rotary club were enjoying lunch.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>One diner, retired bank clerk Royston Beevis, 76, couldn\'t believe his eyes when the "shapely" artist paused outside the pub\'s front door and then wagged her behind, revealing the protruding orange vegetable.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Mr Walshe said Fisher than danced off up the lane and waved at a passing car before turning around and strolling casually back to her house.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Unfortunately for her, the motorist was the wife of local vicar, the Rev Evan Elpuss, who rang the police as soon as she got back to the vicarage.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Two officers from Woodbridge visited Ms Fisher and found her peeling carrots at her sink, still without any clothes on.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>She was arrested and bailed to appear before court today.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Emily Lloyd, representing Fisher, told stunned magistrates that her client did not make a habit of stripping in public.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"She had enjoyed a lunchtime sherry or two and the urge came over her to do something daring," Ms Lloyd said. "She accepts that the carrot was perhaps a step too far.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"She only wanted to liven up yet another quiet day in rural Suffolk, but would now like to apologise to the court. She promises to remain dressed in future."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Magistrates fined Fisher £250 for outraging public decency, and ordered her to pay £75 costs.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Fisher refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette outside of court.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'Woman \'danced naked through village with carrot between buttocks\'', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'woman-carrot', '', '', '2018-12-13 17:16:41', '2018-12-13 17:16:41', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10377', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10379, 1, '2018-12-13 16:55:03', '2018-12-13 16:55:03', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10378} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/carrot.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10378"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>A woman who danced naked through a Suffolk village with a carrot clenched between her buttocks was "only trying to liven things up", a court heard today.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Lorraine Fisher, 34, had grown tired of the slow pace of village life, so decided to give locals something interesting to talk about, Ipswich Magistrates Court heard.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Fisher, a self-employed artist, stripped off and walked out of her quaint, picture-postcard cottage in Bruisyard, near Framlingham, at 1.30pm on Thursday, October 12, prosecutor Steve Walshe said.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"And if that was not enough, she clenched a six-inch carrot between her buttocks," he added.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Fisher then began skipping along the lane and past the local pub, where members of the Framlingham Rotary club were enjoying lunch.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>One diner, retired bank clerk Royston Beevis, 76, couldn\'t believe his eyes when the "shapely" artist paused outside the pub\'s front door and then wagged her behind, revealing the orange vegetable.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Mr Walshe said Fisher than danced off up the lane and waved at a passing car before turning around and strolling casually back to her house.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Unfortunately for her, the motorist was the wife of local vicar, the Rev Evan Elpuss, who rang the police as soon as she got back to the vicarage.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Two officers from Woodbridge visited Ms Fisher and found her peeling carrots at her sink, still without any clothes on.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>She was arrested and bailed to appear before court today.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Emily Lloyd, representing Fisher, told stunned magistrates that her client did not make a habit of stripping in public.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"She had enjoyed a lunchtime sherry or two and the urge came over her to do something daring," Ms Lloyd said. "She accepts that the carrot was perhaps a step too far.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"She only wanted to liven up yet another quiet day in rural Suffolk, but would now like to apologise to the court. She promises to remain dressed in future."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Magistrates fined Fisher £250 for outraging public decency, and ordered her to pay £75 costs.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Fisher refused to comment to the Suffolk Gazette outside of court.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'Woman \'danced naked through village with carrot between buttocks\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10377-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-13 16:55:03', '2018-12-13 16:55:03', '', 10377, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10377-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10392, 1, '2018-12-17 15:52:38', '2018-12-17 15:52:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9201" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/biceps-2945912_960_720-e1531382210462.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="362" /></a>\n\nThe correct weight loss should happen due to the minimal loss of muscle mass. In fact, there are a lot of situations when a person is on a strict diet. Because of it metabolism (<a href="https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories">https://www.drugs.com/mca/metabolism-and-weight-loss-how-you-burn-calories</a>) slows down. This leads to muscle loss and also blocks the fat burning process.\n\nActually, you should have a diet for getting rid of belly fat. You should remember that the basis of any diet is the lack of calories. It is necessary to spend a little more energy than you get from food. Also, the good idea for the weight loss is bodybuilding supplements. It will keep the body in a great state and will help to lose the excess weight and at the same time to build the muscle mass. The best supplement for the weight loss is HGH. By the way, you can find different sources with HGH (<a href="https://anabolicenergy.com/why_trust_us">https://anabolicenergy.com/why_trust_us</a>) and other supplements for the weight loss and muscle growth.\n\nThe second important factor for the effective weight loss is maintaining the high metabolic rate. When you begin to decrease the calorie intake sharply, your body thinks it is an extreme situation. As result, the body slows down metabolism for enough energy. Because of that a lot of people who try to lose weight (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_loss</a>) with strict diets note the decrease in the effectiveness in 1-2 weeks.\n\nThere are two basic rules for weight loss.\n\n1. Lack of calories\n2. High-calorie rate\n<h2>How to keep the high-calorie rate?</h2>\n<h4>Split Meals</h4>\nAs you understand, you should keep high-calorie rate in order to lose weight. By the way, there are a lot of ways to increase the metabolism. The best method is split meals. Your metabolism will be faster if you eat often with small portions.\nYou should eat 6-12 times per day.\n<h4>Physical activity</h4>\nIt is necessary to have the physical exercises for fast weight loss. These exercises can be with weights and also without. Any physical activity accelerates metabolism. The fact is that muscles consume a lot of energy even during sleep.\n<h2>How should change workouts during the weight loss diet?</h2>\nThere are two views on this issue. One is not to change the workout program at all. The other is to change the program radically and to do more repetitions, sets, and to rest less between them. These both schemes have advantages and disadvantages.\n\nWhen you don’t change your workout program then it perfectly keeps the size of your muscles during the diet.\n\nIt doesn’t matter how difficult you train because the loss of muscles with the diet on losing weight is inevitable. Therefore, one of the goals is to minimize these losses. In fact, you save your muscle mass much better when you continue to train in standard mode.', 'Two basic rules of weight loss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9200-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-17 15:52:38', '2018-12-17 15:52:38', '', 9200, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9200-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10393, 1, '2018-12-17 17:02:05', '2018-12-17 17:02:05', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10394} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/theresa-may-laughing-1024x576.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10394"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Members of Parliament fully deserve their extended Christmas holiday because they have done such a marvellous job this year, Britain agrees.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Every person in the country, no matter which side of the Brexit debate they are on, says Parliament has really set the bar at a new high in 2018.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>And because so much has been achieved in the past few months, the nation hopes its MPs have a jolly good rest for more than two weeks while the rest of us take two days off.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Parliamentary observer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We can only hope they return from this extended break on January 7 and find the country is still standing.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"Because, let\'s face it, the whole place is in grave danger of going tits up any day now."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Warehouse worker Steve Walsh, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said he could only afford to take two days off this Christmas, and hopes the current uncertainty means he still has a job to return to.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>He added: "But it fills me with Christmas cheer knowing our local MPs have managed to find time for more than two weeks off.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"At least we all know Parliament will still be there for them when they go back."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>A spokesman for all MPs said: "Look, we haven\'t had our finest hour recently, but all those late nights enjoying subsidised booze in the Commons bars takes its toll, so we need a break.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"But don\'t worry, this whole Brexit mess will still be there when we get back."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'MPs deserve their relaxing Christmas holiday, agrees Britain', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'christmas-recess', '', '', '2018-12-17 17:04:47', '2018-12-17 17:04:47', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10393', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10395, 1, '2018-12-17 17:00:10', '2018-12-17 17:00:10', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10394} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/theresa-may-laughing-1024x576.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10394"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Members of Parliament fully deserve their extended Christmas holiday because they have done such a marvellous job this year, Britain agrees.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Every person in the country, no matter what side of the Brexit debate they are on, says Parliament has really set the bar at a new high in 2018.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>And because so much has been achieved in the past few months, the nation hopes its MPs have a jolly good rest for more than two weeks while the rest of us take two days off.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Parliamentary observer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We can only hope they return from this extended break and find the country is still standing.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"Because, let\'s face it, the whole place is in grave danger of going tits up."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Warehouse worker Steve Walsh, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said he could only afford to take two days off this Christmas, and hopes the current uncertainty means he still has a job to return to.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>He added: "But it fills me with Christmas cheer knowing our local MPs have managed to find time for more than two weeks off.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"At least we all know Parliament will still be there for them when they go back."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>A spokesman for all MPs said: "Look, we haven\'t had our finest hour recently, but all those late nights enjoying subsidised booze in the Commons bars takes its toll, so we need a break.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"But don\'t worry, this whole Brexit mess will still be there when we get back."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'MPs deserve a relaxing Christmas holiday, agrees Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10393-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-17 17:00:10', '2018-12-17 17:00:10', '', 10393, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10393-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10396, 1, '2018-12-17 17:02:05', '2018-12-17 17:02:05', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10394} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/theresa-may-laughing-1024x576.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10394"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Members of Parliament fully deserve their extended Christmas holiday because they have done such a marvellous job this year, Britain agrees.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Every person in the country, no matter what side of the Brexit debate they are on, says Parliament has really set the bar at a new high in 2018.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>And because so much has been achieved in the past few months, the nation hopes its MPs have a jolly good rest for more than two weeks while the rest of us take two days off.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Parliamentary observer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We can only hope they return from this extended break on January 7 and find the country is still standing.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"Because, let\'s face it, the whole place is in grave danger of going tits up."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Warehouse worker Steve Walsh, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said he could only afford to take two days off this Christmas, and hopes the current uncertainty means he still has a job to return to.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>He added: "But it fills me with Christmas cheer knowing our local MPs have managed to find time for more than two weeks off.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"At least we all know Parliament will still be there for them when they go back."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>A spokesman for all MPs said: "Look, we haven\'t had our finest hour recently, but all those late nights enjoying subsidised booze in the Commons bars takes its toll, so we need a break.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"But don\'t worry, this whole Brexit mess will still be there when we get back."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'MPs deserve their relaxing Christmas holiday, agrees Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10393-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-17 17:02:05', '2018-12-17 17:02:05', '', 10393, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10393-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10398, 1, '2018-12-17 17:04:33', '2018-12-17 17:04:33', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10394} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/theresa-may-laughing-1024x576.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10394"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Members of Parliament fully deserve their extended Christmas holiday because they have done such a marvellous job this year, Britain agrees.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Every person in the country, no matter which side of the Brexit debate they are on, says Parliament has really set the bar at a new high in 2018.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>And because so much has been achieved in the past few months, the nation hopes its MPs have a jolly good rest for more than two weeks while the rest of us take two days off.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Parliamentary observer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We can only hope they return from this extended break on January 7 and find the country is still standing.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"Because, let\'s face it, the whole place is in grave danger of going tits up any day now."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Warehouse worker Steve Walsh, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said he could only afford to take two days off this Christmas, and hopes the current uncertainty means he still has a job to return to.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>He added: "But it fills me with Christmas cheer knowing our local MPs have managed to find time for more than two weeks off.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"At least we all know Parliament will still be there for them when they go back."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>A spokesman for all MPs said: "Look, we haven\'t had our finest hour recently, but all those late nights enjoying subsidised booze in the Commons bars takes its toll, so we need a break.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"But don\'t worry, this whole Brexit mess will still be there when we get back."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'MPs deserve their relaxing Christmas holiday, agrees Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10393-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-17 17:04:33', '2018-12-17 17:04:33', '', 10393, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10393-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10399, 1, '2018-12-19 06:24:21', '2018-12-19 06:24:21', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10400} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ipswich-norwich-1024x768.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10400"/><figcaption>Are Ipswich going down? You bet!</figcaption></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There’s lots of doom and gloom around Portman Road right now. Ipswich Town <g class="gr_ gr_8 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar multiReplace" id="8" data-gr-id="8">are</g> rooted to the bottom of the Championship and their first 22 league games of the season have delivered a measly two wins. 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There are plenty of other things, after all, which the <g class="gr_ gr_6 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling ins-del" id="6" data-gr-id="6">odds makers</g> still reckon are far more unlikely than a great escape down Ipswich way.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Baddiel, Skinner &amp; The Lightning Seeds to be Xmas Number One</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Sticking with the world of football – just about – it’s currently around 200/1 that Three Lions by Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning Seeds will be sitting at the top of the charts come Christmas. As glory starved as us England fans are, a fourth-placed finish at the World Cup and success in a tournament that didn’t exist this time last year surely can’t be enough to make that happen! &nbsp;</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Margaret Thatcher to Feature on the New £50 Note</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There’s currently a <a href="https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/50-pound-note-nominations">search ongoing</a> for a new public figure from the world of science to feature on £50 notes. Given her academic background – she was a research chemist at Oxford University – Margaret Thatcher has been given odds of 50/1 to receive the honour. 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Where Vladimir Putin’s concerned, though, you just never know.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Prince Harry &amp; Meghan Markle to Name Their Child Joffrey</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Whilst the activities of the royal family would undoubtedly be a lot more entertaining if they more closely resembled Game of Thrones, it still seems a long shot that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would go the whole hog and name their new baby Joffrey. The currently available odds of around 500/1 certainly reflect that. One thing’s for sure, however, if it were to come to pass Princes Charles and William, along with the other royals ahead of the new Prince Joffrey on the order of succession had better watch out.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Nigel Farage to be the Next Tory Leader</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Currently <a href="https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/12/the-next-tory-leader-runners-and-riders/">priced up at around 200/1</a>, Nigel Farage is just one of a whole host of unlikely candidates to take the poison chalice of the Tory leadership after Theresa May has finished supping from it. Those odds are understandable given that Farage has failed to gain a seat in any of the general elections he’s run in and is, of course, a divisive figure at best (that’s the diplomatic way of saying most people hate him). 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10416, 1, '2018-12-19 10:05:13', '2018-12-19 10:05:13', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10412,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/jacob-rees-mogg-workhouse-2.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10412"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Snooty Tory posh boy Jacob Rees-Mogg has invested in a new property empire, building workhouses across Britain.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The savvy businessman has spotted a spiffing money-making opportunity as Britain plunges into economic crisis.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Rees-Mogg\'s company, Workhouse4Workshy Ltd, will be a simple but cost-effective place of refuge for the homeless, unemployed, orphaned and abandoned children and the mentally ill.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Company spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The first workhouse is being built in Ipswich in Suffolk, and we intend to build one in every major town and city across Britain.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="blob:https://www.suffolkgazette.com/782e706c-2380-49f3-ad55-f7ec9a6c868c" alt=""/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"The Government will pay Mr Rees-Mogg\'s company £100 a month for each unfortunate soul forced to stay in a workhouse. For that, the resident gets ghastly Victorian conditions with meagre rations, dormitories and no running water.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"And they\'ll jolly well appreciate it."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>However, critics fear the workhouse business is a cash cow, allowing company chairman Mr Rees-Mogg and his fellow investors to add to their existing fortunes at the expense of the poor.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"It\'s a bit ironic that Britain is plunging into this age of economic despair precisely because of Rees-Mogg and his politcal chums.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"Now, while we all suffer, he\'ll be making even more money."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It is expected the first workhouse in Ipswich will accommodate 200 unfortunate and desperate people.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"Business is looking up," a friend of Mr Rees-Mogg said.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'Jacob Rees-Mogg invests in Victorian workhouse property business', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10410-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-12-19 10:05:13', '2018-12-19 10:05:13', '', 10410, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10410-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10417, 1, '2018-12-19 10:05:35', '2018-12-19 10:05:35', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10412,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/jacob-rees-mogg-workhouse-2.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10412"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Snooty Tory posh boy Jacob Rees-Mogg has invested in a new property empire, building workhouses across Britain.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The savvy businessman has spotted a spiffing money-making opportunity as Britain plunges into economic crisis.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Rees-Mogg\'s company, Workhouse4Workshy Ltd, will be a simple but cost-effective place of refuge for the homeless, unemployed, orphaned and abandoned children and the mentally ill.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Company spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The first workhouse is being built in Ipswich in Suffolk, and we intend to build one in every major town and city across Britain.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10415} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ipswich-workhouse-kids.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10415"/><figcaption>Grateful Ipswich orphans ready to move in</figcaption></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"The Government will pay Mr Rees-Mogg\'s company £100 a month for each unfortunate soul forced to stay in a workhouse. For that, the resident gets ghastly Victorian conditions with meagre rations, dormitories and no running water.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"And they\'ll jolly well appreciate it."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>However, critics fear the workhouse business is a cash cow, allowing company chairman Mr Rees-Mogg and his fellow investors to add to their existing fortunes at the expense of the poor.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"It\'s a bit ironic that Britain is plunging into this age of economic despair precisely because of Rees-Mogg and his politcal chums.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"Now, while we all suffer, he\'ll be making even more money."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It is expected the first workhouse in Ipswich will accommodate 200 unfortunate and desperate people.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"Business is looking up," a friend of Mr Rees-Mogg said.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'Jacob Rees-Mogg invests in Victorian workhouse property business', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10410-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-19 10:05:35', '2018-12-19 10:05:35', '', 10410, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10410-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10418, 1, '2018-12-19 14:46:25', '2018-12-19 14:46:25', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10400} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ipswich-norwich-1024x768.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10400"/><figcaption>Are Ipswich going down? You bet!</figcaption></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There’s lots of doom and gloom around Portman Road right now. Ipswich Town <g class="gr_ gr_8 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar multiReplace" id="8" data-gr-id="8">are</g> rooted to the bottom of the Championship and their first 22 league games of the season have delivered a measly two wins. So dire are their straits, in fact, that if you shop around you can find odds of around 5/1 against them staying up <g class="gr_ gr_7 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins replaceWithoutSep" id="7" data-gr-id="7">come</g> the end of the campaign.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Given that there is still more than half a season to go and no other teams’ odds for staying up are any longer than around 7/4, that suggests the <a href="https://www.topbettingsites.co.uk/">UK’s top betting sites</a> feel survival for the Tractor Boys is pretty unlikely. Before Ipswich fans start sinking too far into depression, however, let’s provide a little wider context. There are plenty of other things, after all, which the <g class="gr_ gr_6 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling ins-del" id="6" data-gr-id="6">odds makers</g> still reckon are far more unlikely than a great escape down Ipswich way.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Baddiel, Skinner &amp; The Lightning Seeds to be Xmas Number One</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Sticking with the world of football – just about – it’s currently around 200/1 that Three Lions by Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning Seeds will be sitting at the top of the charts come Christmas. As glory starved as us England fans are, a fourth-placed finish at the World Cup and success in a tournament that didn’t exist this time last year surely can’t be enough to make that happen! &nbsp;</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Margaret Thatcher to Feature on the New £50 Note</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There’s currently a <a href="https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/50-pound-note-nominations">search ongoing</a> for a new public figure from the world of science to feature on £50 notes. Given her academic background – she was a research chemist at Oxford University – Margaret Thatcher has been given odds of 50/1 to receive the honour. It seems inconceivable that ‘the milk snatcher’ could realistically get the nod, but then again, it’s only really Tory supporters <g class="gr_ gr_5 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling ins-del" id="5" data-gr-id="5">who ever</g> see any fifties anyway.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Conor McGregor to Become Irish Ambassador to Russia</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>UFC fighter Conor McGregor is a lot of things, but diplomatic certainly isn’t one of them! The odds of around 500/1 offered by a famous Irish bookie for him to become the country’s ambassador to Russia, therefore, could even be described as a bit on the short side. That’s especially true when you consider the high-profile and ugly incident which followed McGregor’s fight with Russian Khabib Nurmagomedov earlier this year. Where Vladimir Putin’s concerned, though, you just never know.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Prince Harry &amp; Meghan Markle to Name Their Child Joffrey</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Whilst the activities of the royal family would undoubtedly be a lot more entertaining if they more closely resembled Game of Thrones, it still seems a long shot that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would go the whole hog and name their new baby Joffrey. The currently available odds of around 500/1 certainly reflect that. One thing’s for sure, however, if it were to come to pass Princes Charles and William, along with the other royals ahead of the new Prince Joffrey on the order of succession had better watch out.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Nigel Farage to be the Next Tory Leader</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Currently <a href="https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/12/the-next-tory-leader-runners-and-riders/">priced up at around 200/1</a>, Nigel Farage is just one of a whole host of unlikely candidates to take the poison chalice of the Tory leadership after Theresa May has finished supping from it. Those odds are understandable given that Farage has failed to gain a seat in any of the general elections he’s run in and is, of course, a divisive figure at best (that’s the diplomatic way of saying most people hate him). The state of UK politics as they are right now, however, it would hardly be the biggest surprise to see Farage in number ten.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Katie Hopkins to be the Next Dr Who</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Speaking of divisive figures (you know what that means now), former Apprentice contestant turned professional s**t stirrer, Katie <g class="gr_ gr_35 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Punctuation only-del replaceWithoutSep" id="35" data-gr-id="35">Hopkins,</g>&nbsp;is an unlikely option to follow Jodie Whittaker into the TARDIS. That is, at least, according to the bookies who place her at around 110/1 to become the second ever female doctor. If it were to happen, though, the show’s writers would likely have to cope with the fact that Hopkins would surely refuse to visit any foreign countries, let alone planets.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Helen Mirren to be the New James Bond</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As we’ve already mentioned, there is now a female Dr Who, so what odds on the James Bond producers <g class="gr_ gr_10 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins replaceWithoutSep" id="10" data-gr-id="10">following</g> suit and giving a woman their top job? 500/1 is the answer to <g class="gr_ gr_11 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Punctuation only-del replaceWithoutSep" id="11" data-gr-id="11">that,</g> if the woman in question is to be Dame Helen Mirren; at least according to the bookies. It seems that there’s little chance of it happening, then, but I for one would pay good money to see a film where Mirren parachutes into some baddies’ lair and beats the living daylights out of a clutch of seven-foot-tall henchmen.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'Ipswich Town relegation; it’s not THAT likely?!', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10399-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-19 14:46:25', '2018-12-19 14:46:25', '', 10399, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10399-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10420, 1, '2018-12-20 10:18:21', '2018-12-20 10:18:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/christmas-tractor-e1482318485692.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5571" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/christmas-tractor-e1482318485692.jpg" alt="Mystery Christmas gift" width="350" height="350" /></a></center>\n\n<b>Retailers have given the Suffolk Gazette a tantalising glimpse of the county\'s best-selling toy this Christmas.</b>\n\nBut to save ruining the big day for tens of thousands of local children, they have kept the mystery toy in its wrapping paper.\n\n\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of the Suffolk Retail Consortium, said: "It\'s been a case of jingle tills this year as parents have been splashing out on the best-selling Christmas toy for girls and boys of all ages in Suffolk.\n\n"It\'s certainly quite a big gift, but it comes in surprisingly cheap at around £170,000. We\'ve kept it wrapped for our press release photograph, however, because we don\'t want to spoil the surprise for so many youngsters on Christmas morning."\n\nStaff say the toy is too big for Santa to get down the chimney, but it can be left outside in the road.\n\nCan you guess what the mystery present is? A skateboard, perhaps? Or is it the latest Xbox? Leave your guess in the comments at the bottom of the page. The best answer will win absolutely nothing.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMeanwhile, retailers in Norfolk have confirmed that their best-sellers this Christmas continue to be the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/wolf-fleece/">Wolf Fleece</a>, and pairs of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-six-fingered-gloves/">six-fingered gloves</a>.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Mystery surrounds best-selling Suffolk Christmas toy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5570-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-20 10:18:21', '2018-12-20 10:18:21', '', 5570, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5570-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10422, 1, '2018-12-20 10:25:39', '2018-12-20 10:25:39', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/christmas-tractor-e1482318485692.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5571" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/christmas-tractor-e1482318485692.jpg" alt="Mystery Christmas gift" width="350" height="350" /></a></center>\n\n<b>Retailers have given the Suffolk Gazette a tantalising glimpse of the county\'s best-selling toy this Christmas.</b>\n\nBut to save ruining the big day for tens of thousands of local children, they have kept the mystery toy in its wrapping paper.\n\n\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of the Suffolk Retail Consortium, said: "It\'s been a case of jingle tills this year as parents have been splashing out on the best-selling Christmas toy for girls and boys of all ages in Suffolk.\n\n"It\'s certainly quite a big gift, but it comes in surprisingly cheap at around £170,000. We\'ve kept it wrapped for our press release photograph, however, because we don\'t want to spoil the surprise for so many youngsters on Christmas morning."\n\nStaff say the toy is too big for Santa to get down the chimney, but it can be left outside in the road.\n\nCan you guess what the mystery present is? A skateboard, perhaps? Or is it the latest Xbox? Leave your guess in on our Facebook page. The best answer will win absolutely nothing.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMeanwhile, retailers in Norfolk have confirmed that their best-sellers this Christmas continue to be the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/wolf-fleece/">Wolf Fleece</a>, and pairs of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-six-fingered-gloves/">six-fingered gloves</a>.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Mystery surrounds best-selling Suffolk Christmas toy', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5570-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-20 10:25:39', '2018-12-20 10:25:39', '', 5570, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5570-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10426, 1, '2018-12-20 10:35:19', '2018-12-20 10:35:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-dog-3009743_960_720-e1513845683258.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8020" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/christmas-dog-3009743_960_720-e1513845683258.jpg" alt="christmas dinner table" width="650" height="433" /></a>\n\n<strong>Britain\'s dogs would like it to be known they should not be blamed for passing wind under the Christmas dinner table, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThey are fed up with humans telling them off for smelly post-lunch flatulence.\n\n\n\nDog Lorraine Fisher, 34 months, from Suffolk said: "We get a bum deal at this time of the year.\n\n"One minute we\'re being all cute, staring lovingly into our human\'s eyes hoping for a cheeky tidbit of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/leftover-turkey/">turkey</a>.\n\n"The next everyone is choking, waving their napkins around, telling us to bugger off and blaming us for stinking the house out.\n\n"But the truth is we haven\'t eaten anything apart from a squeaky <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/top-selling-christmas-toy/">Christmas toy</a> we were inexplicably given in the morning.\n\n"The humans are the ones who have been gorging themselves sick on food and drink all day.\n\n"Enough is enough. Speaking for dogs everywhere, I say, \'Don\'t fall for that crap. It wasn\'t us\'."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHuman Steve Walshe, 44, said he understood that dogs didn\'t like getting into trouble for something they haven\'t done.\n\nBut he insisted they should play along, like a good boy.\n\n"Huge portions of crisps, meat, sprouts, dessert, beer, wine and chocolates inevitably lead to a build-up of gas in the tank.\n\n"Sometimes you just have to let it go around the table because grandma is still in the loo and you\'re too stuffed to get up anyway.\n\n"Dogs don\'t have a great deal of work to do over Christmas, so it seems only fair they should take the fart blame on the chin."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Dogs insist they do not fart under the Christmas dinner table', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8019-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-20 10:35:19', '2018-12-20 10:35:19', '', 8019, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8019-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10428, 1, '2018-12-20 10:39:23', '2018-12-20 10:39:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/christmas.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-7795" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/christmas.jpg" alt="Suffolk Gazette Christmas ad" width="640" height="480" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</strong>\n\n<strong>Controversy surrounds the release of the Suffolk Gazette\'s Christmas TV advert, which features a rude Santa called Wang the Monster.</strong>\n\nIn the ad, released this morning, Father Christmas is seen giving a cheeky message to Norfolk at what is meant to be a time of goodwill to all men.\n\n\n\nWang opens his famous red coat on the A140 at the Norfolk border and displays his Christmas baubles for all to see.\n\nThe endearing scene is accompanied by the Flash soundtrack by Queen and ends with Wang hiding under the bed of a distressed child from Norwich.\n\nBut the po-faced people of Norfolk have taken offence to the advert and called in television standards watchdogs to investigate.\n\nWang may now be pulled off television screens on the first day he was aired in public.\n\nBut he has already become a social media sensation, with the hashtag #WangtheMonster trending on Twitter all morning.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We like to embrace the spirit of Christmas, and that includes extending our good wishes to our neighbours over the border in Norfolk.\n\n"Wang the Monster is a friendly Santa who likes to show off his sack, but it seems not everyone approves.\n\n"This is typical of the humourless people who live in Norfolk, the county which butchers millions of Christmas turkeys each year."\n\nRetailers such as John Lewis are now considering removing Wang the Monster toys from its shelves.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Norfolk fury over cheeky Suffolk Gazette Christmas advert', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7793-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-20 10:39:23', '2018-12-20 10:39:23', '', 7793, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7793-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10429, 1, '2018-12-20 10:43:13', '2018-12-20 10:43:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/muslim-father-christmas.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7908" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/muslim-father-christmas.jpg" alt="Muslim Santa" width="480" height="378" /></a>\n\n<strong>Right wing and Christian groups are furious after it emerged this Muslim Father Christmas is being sold in John Lewis.</strong>\n\nJust days after being annoyed by a Muslim family appearing in the Tesco Christmas television advert, they are now raging about the £12 Santa.\n\n\n\nHundreds have taken to social media to complain that Christmas is a Christian festival that has nothing to do with Muslims.\n\nHousewife Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk fumed on Twitter: "Muslims do not even celebrate Christmas, so why should we have a chocolate Muslim Santa shoved down our throats?\n\n"I want to bring up my kids the traditional way, but this is just politically correct nonsense gone totally mad."\n\nAnd well-known conservative Christian the Rev Evan Elpuss, from Lowestoft, said the Santa was an insult.\n\nHe told his 30,000 Instagram followers: "The Islamification of Britain knows no boundaries. Christmas is a Christian festival celebrating the birth of local man, Lord Jesus Christ.\n\n"Muslims do not believe in Christmas whatsoever.\n\n"Imagine if we forced Muslim countries to sell white chocolate Santas during their Ramadan? There would be outrage."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nRight-wing groups are now calling on US President Donald Trump, who retweeted three anti-Islam videos from Britain First\'s Jayda Fransen, to condemn the Muslim Santa.\n\nA senior source at John Lewis said staff were bemused by the outrage.\n\n"It\'s just a Father Christmas made of chocolate," he said. "And it tastes delicious."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Muslim Santa causes outrage in John Lewis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7907-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-20 10:43:13', '2018-12-20 10:43:13', '', 7907, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7907-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10432, 1, '2018-12-21 10:42:36', '2018-12-21 10:42:36', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10433,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SUFFOLK-GAZETTE-TOP-TEN-2018-1024x578.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10433"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By The Editor</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It\'s been a tumultuous year for news, with huge stories breaking worldwide. Strangely, many of them centred on Suffolk and its grubby neighbour, Norfolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As we head into Christmas, it\'s the perfect time to reflect on the top 10 stories from the Suffolk Gazette in 2018, based on the number of people who read them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>So, how many of these extraordinary stories, in reverse order, do you remember?<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">10. SEAFRONT HORROR AS MAN BEATS UP WIFE, BABY AND POLICEMAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9066,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" class="wp-image-9066"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was drama on Felixstowe beach when a domestic row turned to violence, with a man beating his wife, baby and policeman with a stick. </p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The man left the scene, but our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">crime reporter Hugh Dunnett revealed</a> police expected him to return every day for the rest of the summer.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">9. SUFFOLK WARNED TO EXPECT TWO FEET OF SNOW</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8536,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-1024x768.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" class="wp-image-8536"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Britain was gripped by icy blasts from the Beast From the East at the start of 2018, and Suffolk was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">warned to expect two feet of snow</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Residents were urged to take precautions, such as walking around them rather than bumping into them.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">8. WORLD HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION FOUND DEAD IN WARDROBE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7836,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-7836"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was sad sporting news in September when the Suffolk Gazette revealed that world hide and seek champion Darren Hayes had been found dead in a wardrobe.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police said Darren was training for the next championships but he was so good his family had been unable to find him.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">7.  QUEEN GIVES FRAMLINGHAM CASTLE TO HARRY AND MEGHAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7895,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" class="wp-image-7895"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As the nation rejoiced over the summer Royal wedding, we revealed how the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Queen had given Framlingham castle to Prince Harry and his new bride Meghan</a> as a wedding present.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The happy couple were due to move in before the end of the year <em>(Editor\'s note: why are they not there yet?).</em><br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">6. NORFOLK-BUILT FIGHTER JET DISAPPOINTS DEFENCE CHIEFS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8348,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/norfolk-jet.jpg" alt="Norfolk jet" class="wp-image-8348"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>A hard-hitting exclusive in January, written by our award-winning defence editor Doug Trench, revealed overwhelming <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">disappointment in the latest RAF fighter jet to be built in Norfolk</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Colmans BAE spent four years developing Gentle Breeze – a fighter it insisted would rival the globally-acclaimed Eurofighter Typhoon.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><br><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">5. WOMAN DANCED NAKED THROUGH VILLAGE WITH CARROT BETWEEN BUTTOCKS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10378,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/carrot.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10378"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Extraordinary news from earlier in December shows just how weird life in rural Suffolk can be. We revealed how a bored <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">woman danced naked through her village with a carrot clenched between her buttocks</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Lorraine Fisher, 34, said she was hoping to bring a little excitement to dull village life. but police were less than <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling" id="4" data-gr-id="4">impress</g>ed when the wife of local vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss rang to complain.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">4. SUFFOLK CATHEDRAL LAUNCHES RUSSIAN TOURIST CAMPAIGN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9484,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" class="wp-image-9484"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>After two Russian men accused of being the Salisbury novichok murderers said they were only in the city to view the lovely cathedral, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">St Edmundsbury Cathedral in Suffolk saw a marketing opportunity</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It launched a sales campaign in Russia to attract visitors who were clearly, and unexpectedly, interested in British cathedrals.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Neil Cushion, from the cathedral\'s marketing team, said: “There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day."<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">3. 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It got so bad that the local coastguard had to put out a statement saying the story was not true and to keep away from the beach in the windy conditions!<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">2. FIRST POST-BREXIT BRITISH CAR ROLLS OFF THE PRODUCTION LINE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8415,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/brexit-car.jpg" alt="British Brexit car" class="wp-image-8415"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Although the Suffolk Gazette has tried to steer clear of divisive Brexit news (other satirical news sites write about it every day in a desperate shower of click bait), this story did slip through the editorial net.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Delighted motor industry bosses were thrilled with the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">launch of the gleaming red family car</a>, named the Fiesta Farage.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">1. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10434, 1, '2018-12-21 10:38:59', '2018-12-21 10:38:59', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10433} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SUFFOLK-GAZETTE-TOP-TEN-2018-1024x578.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10433"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By The Editor</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It\'s been a tumultuous year for news, with huge stories breaking worldwide. Strangely, many of them centred on Suffolk and its grubby neighbour, Norfolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As we head into Christmas, it\'s the perfect time to reflect on the top 10 stories from the Suffolk Gazette in 2018, based on the number of people who read them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>So, how many of these extraordinary stories, in reverse order, do you remember?</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">10. SEAFRONT HORROR AS MAN BEATS UP WIFE, BABY &amp; POLICEMAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9066} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" class="wp-image-9066"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was drama on Felixstowe beach when a domestic row turned to violence, with a man beating his wife, baby and policeman with a stick. </p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The man left the season, but our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">crime reporter Hugh Dunnett revealed</a> police expected him to return every day for the rest of the summer.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">9. SUFFOLK WARNED TO EXPECT TWO FEET OF SNOW</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8536} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-1024x768.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" class="wp-image-8536"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Britain was gripped by icy blasts from the Beast From the East at the start of 2018, and Suffolk was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">warned to expect two feet of snow</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Residents were urged to take precautions, such as walking around them rather than bumping into them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">8. WORLD HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION FOUND DEAD IN WARDROBE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7836} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-7836"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was sad sporting news in September when the Suffolk Gazette revealed that word hide and seek champion Darren Hayes had been found dead in a wardrobe.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police said Darren Hayes was training for the next championships but he was so good his family had been unable to find him.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">7.  QUEEN GIVES FRAMLINGHAM CASTLE TO HARRY AND MEGHAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7895} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" class="wp-image-7895"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As the nation rejoiced over the summer Royal wedding, we revealed how the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Queen had given Framlingham castle to Prince Harry and his new bride Meghan</a> as a wedding present.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The happy couple were due to move in before the end of the year <em>(Editor\'s note: why are they not there yet?).</em></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">6. NORFOLK-BUILT FIGHTER JET DISAPPOINTS DEFENCE CHIEFS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8348,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/norfolk-jet.jpg" alt="Norfolk jet" class="wp-image-8348"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>A hard-hitting exclusive in January, written by our award-winning defence editor Doug Trench, revealed overwhelming <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">disappointment in the latest RAF fighter jet to be built in Norfolk</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Colmans BAE spent four years developing Gentle Breeze – a fighter it insisted would rival the globally-acclaimed Eurofighter Typhoon.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">5. WOMAN DANCED NAKED THROUGH VILLAGE WITH CARROT BETWEEN BUTTOCKS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10378} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/carrot.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10378"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Extraordinary news from earlier in December shows just how weird life in rural Suffolk can be. We revealed how a bored <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">woman danced naked through her village with a carrot clenched between her buttocks</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Lorraine Fisher, 34, said she was hoping to bring a little excitement to dull village life. but police were less than <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling" id="4" data-gr-id="4">impress</g>ed when the wife of local vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss rang to complain.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">4. SUFFOLK CATHEDRAL LAUNCHES RUSSIAN TOURIST CAMPAIGN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9484} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" class="wp-image-9484"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>After two Russian men accused of being the Salisbury novichok murderers said they were only in the city to view the lovely cathedral, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">St Edmundsbury Cathedral in Suffolk saw a marketing opportunity</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It launched a sales campaign in Russia to attract visitors who were clearly, and unexpectedly, interested in British cathedrals.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Neil Cushion, from the cathedral\'s marketing team, said: “There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">3. FIVE PENGUINS SET UP HOME ON FELIXSTOWE BEACH</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8159} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/penguins-in-Felixstowe-e1515943276892.jpg" alt="Penguins in Felixstowe" class="wp-image-8159"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>This heart-warming story about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">five penguins stowing away on a container ship</a> from the Falklands and jumping off at Felixstowe got the Suffolk Gazette into lots of trouble.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>We said they had set up home near the Spa Pavilion, prompting hundreds of gullible families to drive to the coast to try and find them. It got so bad that the local coastguard had to put out a statement saying the story was not true and to keep away from the beach in the windy conditions!</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">2. FIRST POST-BREXIT BRITISH CAR ROLLS OFF THE PRODUCTION LINE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8415} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/brexit-car.jpg" alt="British Brexit car" class="wp-image-8415"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Although the Suffolk Gazette has tried to steer clear of divisive Brexit news (other satirical news sites write about it every day in a desperate shower of click bait), this story did slip through the editorial net.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Delighted motor industry bosses were thrilled with the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">launch of the gleaming red family car</a>, named the Fiesta Farage.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">1. GIRL, 9, DISAPPEARS USING CREAM THAT MAKES YOU 10 YEARS YOUNGER</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10252} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" class="wp-image-10252"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>And here it is, the top 2018 story from the Suffolk Gazette.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Published last month, the story of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">nine-year-old girl vanishing after using </a><g class="gr_ gr_3 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins doubleReplace replaceWithoutSep" id="3" data-gr-id="3"><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">cream</a></g><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/"> that promises to make you ten years younger</a> has already been read by half a million people.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police have asked everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly Fisher.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>So, that\'s it for another year. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10435, 1, '2018-12-21 10:42:36', '2018-12-21 10:42:36', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10433} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SUFFOLK-GAZETTE-TOP-TEN-2018-1024x578.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10433"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By The Editor</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It\'s been a tumultuous year for news, with huge stories breaking worldwide. Strangely, many of them centred on Suffolk and its grubby neighbour, Norfolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As we head into Christmas, it\'s the perfect time to reflect on the top 10 stories from the Suffolk Gazette in 2018, based on the number of people who read them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>So, how many of these extraordinary stories, in reverse order, do you remember?</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">10. SEAFRONT&nbsp;HORROR&nbsp;AS&nbsp;MAN&nbsp;BEATS&nbsp;UP&nbsp;WIFE,&nbsp;BABY&nbsp;&amp;&nbsp;POLICEMAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9066} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" class="wp-image-9066"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was drama on Felixstowe beach when a domestic row turned to violence, with a man beating his wife, baby and policeman with a stick. </p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The man left the season, but our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">crime reporter Hugh Dunnett revealed</a> police expected him to return every day for the rest of the summer.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">9. SUFFOLK WARNED TO EXPECT TWO FEET OF SNOW</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8536} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-1024x768.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" class="wp-image-8536"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Britain was gripped by icy blasts from the Beast From the East at the start of 2018, and Suffolk was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">warned to expect two feet of snow</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Residents were urged to take precautions, such as walking around them rather than bumping into them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">8. WORLD HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION FOUND DEAD IN WARDROBE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7836} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-7836"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was sad sporting news in September when the Suffolk Gazette revealed that word hide and seek champion Darren Hayes had been found dead in a wardrobe.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police said Darren Hayes was training for the next championships but he was so good his family had been unable to find him.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">7.  QUEEN GIVES FRAMLINGHAM CASTLE TO HARRY AND MEGHAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7895} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" class="wp-image-7895"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As the nation rejoiced over the summer Royal wedding, we revealed how the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Queen had given Framlingham castle to Prince Harry and his new bride Meghan</a> as a wedding present.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The happy couple were due to move in before the end of the year <em>(Editor\'s note: why are they not there yet?).</em></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">6. NORFOLK-BUILT FIGHTER JET DISAPPOINTS DEFENCE CHIEFS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8348,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/norfolk-jet.jpg" alt="Norfolk jet" class="wp-image-8348"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>A hard-hitting exclusive in January, written by our award-winning defence editor Doug Trench, revealed overwhelming <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">disappointment in the latest RAF fighter jet to be built in Norfolk</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Colmans BAE spent four years developing Gentle Breeze – a fighter it insisted would rival the globally-acclaimed Eurofighter Typhoon.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">5. WOMAN DANCED NAKED THROUGH VILLAGE WITH CARROT BETWEEN BUTTOCKS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10378} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/carrot.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10378"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Extraordinary news from earlier in December shows just how weird life in rural Suffolk can be. We revealed how a bored <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">woman danced naked through her village with a carrot clenched between her buttocks</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Lorraine Fisher, 34, said she was hoping to bring a little excitement to dull village life. but police were less than <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling" id="4" data-gr-id="4">impress</g>ed when the wife of local vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss rang to complain.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">4. SUFFOLK CATHEDRAL LAUNCHES RUSSIAN TOURIST CAMPAIGN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9484} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" class="wp-image-9484"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>After two Russian men accused of being the Salisbury novichok murderers said they were only in the city to view the lovely cathedral, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">St Edmundsbury Cathedral in Suffolk saw a marketing opportunity</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It launched a sales campaign in Russia to attract visitors who were clearly, and unexpectedly, interested in British cathedrals.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Neil Cushion, from the cathedral\'s marketing team, said: “There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">3. 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GIRL, 9, DISAPPEARS USING CREAM THAT MAKES YOU 10 YEARS YOUNGER</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10252} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" class="wp-image-10252"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>And here it is, the top 2018 story from the Suffolk Gazette<g class="gr_ gr_7 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Style replaceWithoutSep" id="7" data-gr-id="7">.</g></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The article about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">a nine-year-old girl vanishing after using <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins doubleReplace replaceWithoutSep" id="4" data-gr-id="4">cream</g> that promises to make you ten years younger</a> was only published last month but has already been read by half a million people.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police have asked everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly Fisher whose mum Lorraine, 34, is sick with worry.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><em>So, that\'s it for another year. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10436, 1, '2018-12-21 10:43:22', '2018-12-21 10:43:22', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10433} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SUFFOLK-GAZETTE-TOP-TEN-2018-1024x578.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10433"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By The Editor</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It\'s been a tumultuous year for news, with huge stories breaking worldwide. Strangely, many of them centred on Suffolk and its grubby neighbour, Norfolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As we head into Christmas, it\'s the perfect time to reflect on the top 10 stories from the Suffolk Gazette in 2018, based on the number of people who read them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>So, how many of these extraordinary stories, in reverse order, do you remember?</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">10. SEAFRONT HORROR AS MAN BEATS UP WIFE, BABY AND POLICEMAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9066} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" class="wp-image-9066"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was drama on Felixstowe beach when a domestic row turned to violence, with a man beating his wife, baby and policeman with a stick. </p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The man left the season, but our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">crime reporter Hugh Dunnett revealed</a> police expected him to return every day for the rest of the summer.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">9. SUFFOLK WARNED TO EXPECT TWO FEET OF SNOW</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8536} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-1024x768.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" class="wp-image-8536"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Britain was gripped by icy blasts from the Beast From the East at the start of 2018, and Suffolk was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">warned to expect two feet of snow</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Residents were urged to take precautions, such as walking around them rather than bumping into them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">8. WORLD HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION FOUND DEAD IN WARDROBE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7836} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-7836"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was sad sporting news in September when the Suffolk Gazette revealed that word hide and seek champion Darren Hayes had been found dead in a wardrobe.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police said Darren Hayes was training for the next championships but he was so good his family had been unable to find him.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">7.  QUEEN GIVES FRAMLINGHAM CASTLE TO HARRY AND MEGHAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7895} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" class="wp-image-7895"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As the nation rejoiced over the summer Royal wedding, we revealed how the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Queen had given Framlingham castle to Prince Harry and his new bride Meghan</a> as a wedding present.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The happy couple were due to move in before the end of the year <em>(Editor\'s note: why are they not there yet?).</em></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">6. NORFOLK-BUILT FIGHTER JET DISAPPOINTS DEFENCE CHIEFS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8348,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/norfolk-jet.jpg" alt="Norfolk jet" class="wp-image-8348"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>A hard-hitting exclusive in January, written by our award-winning defence editor Doug Trench, revealed overwhelming <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">disappointment in the latest RAF fighter jet to be built in Norfolk</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Colmans BAE spent four years developing Gentle Breeze – a fighter it insisted would rival the globally-acclaimed Eurofighter Typhoon.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">5. WOMAN DANCED NAKED THROUGH VILLAGE WITH CARROT BETWEEN BUTTOCKS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10378} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/carrot.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10378"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Extraordinary news from earlier in December shows just how weird life in rural Suffolk can be. 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FIVE PENGUINS SET UP HOME ON FELIXSTOWE BEACH</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8159} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/penguins-in-Felixstowe-e1515943276892.jpg" alt="Penguins in Felixstowe" class="wp-image-8159"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>This heart-warming story about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">five penguins stowing away on a container ship</a> from the Falklands and jumping off at Felixstowe got the Suffolk Gazette into lots of trouble.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>We said they had set up home near the Spa Pavilion, prompting hundreds of gullible families to drive to the coast to try and find them. It got so bad that the local coastguard had to put out a statement saying the story was not true and to keep away from the beach in the windy conditions!</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">2. FIRST POST-BREXIT BRITISH CAR ROLLS OFF THE PRODUCTION LINE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8415} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/brexit-car.jpg" alt="British Brexit car" class="wp-image-8415"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Although the Suffolk Gazette has tried to steer clear of divisive Brexit news (other satirical news sites write about it every day in a desperate shower of click bait), this story did slip through the editorial net.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Delighted motor industry bosses were thrilled with the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">launch of the gleaming red family car</a>, named the Fiesta Farage.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">1. GIRL, 9, DISAPPEARS USING CREAM THAT MAKES YOU 10 YEARS YOUNGER</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10252} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" class="wp-image-10252"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>And here it is, the top 2018 story from the Suffolk Gazette<g class="gr_ gr_7 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Style replaceWithoutSep" id="7" data-gr-id="7">.</g></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The article about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">a nine-year-old girl vanishing after using <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins doubleReplace replaceWithoutSep" id="4" data-gr-id="4">cream</g> that promises to make you ten years younger</a> was only published last month but has already been read by half a million people.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police have asked everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly Fisher whose mum Lorraine, 34, is sick with worry.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><em>So, that\'s it for another year. Thanks, as ever, for reading, I hope you got a few laughs along the way, brightening up an otherwise awful year on the news front.</em></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Did you know you can show your appreciation by </strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/"><strong>buying the editor a beer?</strong></a></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'The top ten Suffolk Gazette stories of 2018', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10432-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-21 10:43:22', '2018-12-21 10:43:22', '', 10432, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10432-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10438, 1, '2018-12-21 10:49:41', '2018-12-21 10:49:41', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10433} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SUFFOLK-GAZETTE-TOP-TEN-2018-1024x578.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10433"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By The Editor</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It\'s been a tumultuous year for news, with huge stories breaking worldwide. Strangely, many of them centred on Suffolk and its grubby neighbour, Norfolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As we head into Christmas, it\'s the perfect time to reflect on the top 10 stories from the Suffolk Gazette in 2018, based on the number of people who read them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>So, how many of these extraordinary stories, in reverse order, do you remember?</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">10. SEAFRONT HORROR AS MAN BEATS UP WIFE, BABY AND POLICEMAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9066} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" class="wp-image-9066"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was drama on Felixstowe beach when a domestic row turned to violence, with a man beating his wife, baby and policeman with a stick. </p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The man left the scene, but our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">crime reporter Hugh Dunnett revealed</a> police expected him to return every day for the rest of the summer.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">9. SUFFOLK WARNED TO EXPECT TWO FEET OF SNOW</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8536} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-1024x768.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" class="wp-image-8536"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Britain was gripped by icy blasts from the Beast From the East at the start of 2018, and Suffolk was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">warned to expect two feet of snow</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Residents were urged to take precautions, such as walking around them rather than bumping into them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">8. WORLD HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION FOUND DEAD IN WARDROBE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7836} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-7836"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was sad sporting news in September when the Suffolk Gazette revealed that world hide and seek champion Darren Hayes had been found dead in a wardrobe.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police said Darren was training for the next championships but he was so good his family had been unable to find him.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">7.  QUEEN GIVES FRAMLINGHAM CASTLE TO HARRY AND MEGHAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7895} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" class="wp-image-7895"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As the nation rejoiced over the summer Royal wedding, we revealed how the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Queen had given Framlingham castle to Prince Harry and his new bride Meghan</a> as a wedding present.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The happy couple were due to move in before the end of the year <em>(Editor\'s note: why are they not there yet?).</em></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">6. NORFOLK-BUILT FIGHTER JET DISAPPOINTS DEFENCE CHIEFS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8348,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/norfolk-jet.jpg" alt="Norfolk jet" class="wp-image-8348"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>A hard-hitting exclusive in January, written by our award-winning defence editor Doug Trench, revealed overwhelming <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">disappointment in the latest RAF fighter jet to be built in Norfolk</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Colmans BAE spent four years developing Gentle Breeze – a fighter it insisted would rival the globally-acclaimed Eurofighter Typhoon.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">5. WOMAN DANCED NAKED THROUGH VILLAGE WITH CARROT BETWEEN BUTTOCKS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10378} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/carrot.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10378"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Extraordinary news from earlier in December shows just how weird life in rural Suffolk can be. We revealed how a bored <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">woman danced naked through her village with a carrot clenched between her buttocks</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Lorraine Fisher, 34, said she was hoping to bring a little excitement to dull village life. but police were less than <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling" id="4" data-gr-id="4">impress</g>ed when the wife of local vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss rang to complain.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">4. SUFFOLK CATHEDRAL LAUNCHES RUSSIAN TOURIST CAMPAIGN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9484} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" class="wp-image-9484"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>After two Russian men accused of being the Salisbury novichok murderers said they were only in the city to view the lovely cathedral, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">St Edmundsbury Cathedral in Suffolk saw a marketing opportunity</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It launched a sales campaign in Russia to attract visitors who were clearly, and unexpectedly, interested in British cathedrals.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Neil Cushion, from the cathedral\'s marketing team, said: “There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">3. FIVE PENGUINS SET UP HOME ON FELIXSTOWE BEACH</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8159} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/penguins-in-Felixstowe-e1515943276892.jpg" alt="Penguins in Felixstowe" class="wp-image-8159"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>This heart-warming story about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">five penguins stowing away on a container ship</a> from the Falklands and jumping off at Felixstowe got the Suffolk Gazette into lots of trouble.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>We said they had set up home near the Spa Pavilion, prompting hundreds of gullible families to drive to the coast to try and find them. 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GIRL, 9, DISAPPEARS USING CREAM THAT MAKES YOU 10 YEARS YOUNGER</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10252} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" class="wp-image-10252"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>And here it is, the top 2018 story from the Suffolk Gazette<g class="gr_ gr_7 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Style replaceWithoutSep" id="7" data-gr-id="7">.</g></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The article about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">a nine-year-old girl vanishing after using <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins doubleReplace replaceWithoutSep" id="4" data-gr-id="4">cream</g> that promises to make you ten years younger</a> was only published last month but has already been read by half a million people.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police have asked everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly Fisher whose mum Lorraine, 34, is sick with worry.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><em>So, that\'s it for another year. Thanks, as ever, for reading, I hope you got a few laughs along the way, brightening up an otherwise awful year on the news front.</em></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Have a Merry Christmas, and did you know you can show your appreciation of the Suffolk Gazette by </strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/"><strong>buying the thirsty editor a beer?</strong></a></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'The top ten Suffolk Gazette stories of 2018', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10432-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-21 10:49:41', '2018-12-21 10:49:41', '', 10432, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10432-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10439, 1, '2018-12-21 10:50:31', '2018-12-21 10:50:31', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10433} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SUFFOLK-GAZETTE-TOP-TEN-2018-1024x578.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10433"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By The Editor</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It\'s been a tumultuous year for news, with huge stories breaking worldwide. Strangely, many of them centred on Suffolk and its grubby neighbour, Norfolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As we head into Christmas, it\'s the perfect time to reflect on the top 10 stories from the Suffolk Gazette in 2018, based on the number of people who read them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>So, how many of these extraordinary stories, in reverse order, do you remember?</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">10. SEAFRONT HORROR AS MAN BEATS UP WIFE, BABY AND POLICEMAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9066} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" class="wp-image-9066"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was drama on Felixstowe beach when a domestic row turned to violence, with a man beating his wife, baby and policeman with a stick. </p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The man left the scene, but our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">crime reporter Hugh Dunnett revealed</a> police expected him to return every day for the rest of the summer.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">9. SUFFOLK WARNED TO EXPECT TWO FEET OF SNOW</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8536} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-1024x768.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" class="wp-image-8536"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Britain was gripped by icy blasts from the Beast From the East at the start of 2018, and Suffolk was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">warned to expect two feet of snow</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Residents were urged to take precautions, such as walking around them rather than bumping into them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">8. WORLD HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION FOUND DEAD IN WARDROBE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7836} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-7836"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was sad sporting news in September when the Suffolk Gazette revealed that world hide and seek champion Darren Hayes had been found dead in a wardrobe.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police said Darren was training for the next championships but he was so good his family had been unable to find him.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">7.  QUEEN GIVES FRAMLINGHAM CASTLE TO HARRY AND MEGHAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7895} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" class="wp-image-7895"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As the nation rejoiced over the summer Royal wedding, we revealed how the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Queen had given Framlingham castle to Prince Harry and his new bride Meghan</a> as a wedding present.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The happy couple were due to move in before the end of the year <em>(Editor\'s note: why are they not there yet?).</em></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">6. 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FIRST POST-BREXIT BRITISH CAR ROLLS OFF THE PRODUCTION LINE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8415} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/brexit-car.jpg" alt="British Brexit car" class="wp-image-8415"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Although the Suffolk Gazette has tried to steer clear of divisive Brexit news (other satirical news sites write about it every day in a desperate shower of click bait), this story did slip through the editorial net.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Delighted motor industry bosses were thrilled with the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">launch of the gleaming red family car</a>, named the Fiesta Farage.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">1. GIRL, 9, DISAPPEARS USING CREAM THAT MAKES YOU 10 YEARS YOUNGER</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10252} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" class="wp-image-10252"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>And here it is, the top 2018 story from the Suffolk Gazette<g class="gr_ gr_7 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Style replaceWithoutSep" id="7" data-gr-id="7">.</g></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The article about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">a nine-year-old girl vanishing after using <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins doubleReplace replaceWithoutSep" id="4" data-gr-id="4">cream</g> that promises to make you ten years younger</a> was only published last month but has already been read by half a million people.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police have asked everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly Fisher whose mum Lorraine, 34, is sick with worry.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><em>So, that\'s it for another year. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10440, 1, '2018-12-21 10:52:12', '2018-12-21 10:52:12', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10433} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SUFFOLK-GAZETTE-TOP-TEN-2018-1024x578.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10433"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By The Editor</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It\'s been a tumultuous year for news, with huge stories breaking worldwide. Strangely, many of them centred on Suffolk and its grubby neighbour, Norfolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As we head into Christmas, it\'s the perfect time to reflect on the top 10 stories from the Suffolk Gazette in 2018, based on the number of people who read them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>So, how many of these extraordinary stories, in reverse order, do you remember?<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">10. SEAFRONT HORROR AS MAN BEATS UP WIFE, BABY AND POLICEMAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9066} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" class="wp-image-9066"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was drama on Felixstowe beach when a domestic row turned to violence, with a man beating his wife, baby and policeman with a stick. </p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The man left the scene, but our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">crime reporter Hugh Dunnett revealed</a> police expected him to return every day for the rest of the summer.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">9. SUFFOLK WARNED TO EXPECT TWO FEET OF SNOW</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8536} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-1024x768.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" class="wp-image-8536"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Britain was gripped by icy blasts from the Beast From the East at the start of 2018, and Suffolk was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">warned to expect two feet of snow</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Residents were urged to take precautions, such as walking around them rather than bumping into them.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">8. WORLD HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION FOUND DEAD IN WARDROBE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7836} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-7836"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was sad sporting news in September when the Suffolk Gazette revealed that world hide and seek champion Darren Hayes had been found dead in a wardrobe.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police said Darren was training for the next championships but he was so good his family had been unable to find him.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">7.  QUEEN GIVES FRAMLINGHAM CASTLE TO HARRY AND MEGHAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7895} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" class="wp-image-7895"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As the nation rejoiced over the summer Royal wedding, we revealed how the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Queen had given Framlingham castle to Prince Harry and his new bride Meghan</a> as a wedding present.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The happy couple were due to move in before the end of the year <em>(Editor\'s note: why are they not there yet?).</em><br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">6. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10441, 1, '2018-12-21 10:54:16', '2018-12-21 10:54:16', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10433} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SUFFOLK-GAZETTE-TOP-TEN-2018-1024x578.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10433"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By The Editor</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It\'s been a tumultuous year for news, with huge stories breaking worldwide. Strangely, many of them centred on Suffolk and its grubby neighbour, Norfolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As we head into Christmas, it\'s the perfect time to reflect on the top 10 stories from the Suffolk Gazette in 2018, based on the number of people who read them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>So, how many of these extraordinary stories, in reverse order, do you remember?<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">10. SEAFRONT HORROR AS MAN BEATS UP WIFE, BABY AND POLICEMAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9066} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" class="wp-image-9066"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was drama on Felixstowe beach when a domestic row turned to violence, with a man beating his wife, baby and policeman with a stick. </p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The man left the scene, but our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">crime reporter Hugh Dunnett revealed</a> police expected him to return every day for the rest of the summer.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">9. SUFFOLK WARNED TO EXPECT TWO FEET OF SNOW</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8536} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-1024x768.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" class="wp-image-8536"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Britain was gripped by icy blasts from the Beast From the East at the start of 2018, and Suffolk was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">warned to expect two feet of snow</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Residents were urged to take precautions, such as walking around them rather than bumping into them.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">8. WORLD HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION FOUND DEAD IN WARDROBE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7836} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-7836"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was sad sporting news in September when the Suffolk Gazette revealed that world hide and seek champion Darren Hayes had been found dead in a wardrobe.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police said Darren was training for the next championships but he was so good his family had been unable to find him.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">7.  QUEEN GIVES FRAMLINGHAM CASTLE TO HARRY AND MEGHAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7895} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" class="wp-image-7895"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As the nation rejoiced over the summer Royal wedding, we revealed how the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Queen had given Framlingham castle to Prince Harry and his new bride Meghan</a> as a wedding present.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The happy couple were due to move in before the end of the year <em>(Editor\'s note: why are they not there yet?).</em><br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">6. NORFOLK-BUILT FIGHTER JET DISAPPOINTS DEFENCE CHIEFS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8348,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/norfolk-jet.jpg" alt="Norfolk jet" class="wp-image-8348"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>A hard-hitting exclusive in January, written by our award-winning defence editor Doug Trench, revealed overwhelming <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">disappointment in the latest RAF fighter jet to be built in Norfolk</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Colmans BAE spent four years developing Gentle Breeze – a fighter it insisted would rival the globally-acclaimed Eurofighter Typhoon.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><br><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">5. WOMAN DANCED NAKED THROUGH VILLAGE WITH CARROT BETWEEN BUTTOCKS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10378} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/carrot.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10378"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Extraordinary news from earlier in December shows just how weird life in rural Suffolk can be. We revealed how a bored <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">woman danced naked through her village with a carrot clenched between her buttocks</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Lorraine Fisher, 34, said she was hoping to bring a little excitement to dull village life. but police were less than <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling" id="4" data-gr-id="4">impress</g>ed when the wife of local vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss rang to complain.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">4. SUFFOLK CATHEDRAL LAUNCHES RUSSIAN TOURIST CAMPAIGN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9484} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" class="wp-image-9484"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>After two Russian men accused of being the Salisbury novichok murderers said they were only in the city to view the lovely cathedral, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">St Edmundsbury Cathedral in Suffolk saw a marketing opportunity</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It launched a sales campaign in Russia to attract visitors who were clearly, and unexpectedly, interested in British cathedrals.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Neil Cushion, from the cathedral\'s marketing team, said: “There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day."<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">3. 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It got so bad that the local coastguard had to put out a statement saying the story was not true and to keep away from the beach in the windy conditions!<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">2. FIRST POST-BREXIT BRITISH CAR ROLLS OFF THE PRODUCTION LINE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8415} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/brexit-car.jpg" alt="British Brexit car" class="wp-image-8415"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Although the Suffolk Gazette has tried to steer clear of divisive Brexit news (other satirical news sites write about it every day in a desperate shower of click bait), this story did slip through the editorial net.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Delighted motor industry bosses were thrilled with the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">launch of the gleaming red family car</a>, named the Fiesta Farage.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">1. GIRL, 9, DISAPPEARS USING CREAM THAT MAKES YOU 10 YEARS YOUNGER</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10252} -->\n<figure class="wp-block-image"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" class="wp-image-10252"/></figure>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>And here it is, the top 2018 story from the Suffolk Gazette<g class="gr_ gr_7 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Style replaceWithoutSep" id="7" data-gr-id="7">.</g></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The article about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">a nine-year-old girl vanishing after using <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins doubleReplace replaceWithoutSep" id="4" data-gr-id="4">cream</g> that promises to make you ten years younger</a> was only published last month but has already been read by half a million people.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police have asked everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly Fisher whose mum Lorraine, 34, is sick with worry.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><em>So, that\'s it for another year. Thanks, as ever, for reading, I hope you got a few laughs along the way, brightening up an otherwise awful year on the news front.</em></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong>Have a Merry Christmas, and did you know you can show your appreciation of the Suffolk Gazette by </strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/"><strong>buying the thirsty editor a beer?</strong></a></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'The top ten Suffolk Gazette stories of 2018', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10432-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-21 10:54:16', '2018-12-21 10:54:16', '', 10432, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10432-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10442, 1, '2018-12-21 10:55:48', '2018-12-21 10:55:48', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10433,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SUFFOLK-GAZETTE-TOP-TEN-2018-1024x578.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10433"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By The Editor</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It\'s been a tumultuous year for news, with huge stories breaking worldwide. Strangely, many of them centred on Suffolk and its grubby neighbour, Norfolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As we head into Christmas, it\'s the perfect time to reflect on the top 10 stories from the Suffolk Gazette in 2018, based on the number of people who read them.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>So, how many of these extraordinary stories, in reverse order, do you remember?<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">10. SEAFRONT HORROR AS MAN BEATS UP WIFE, BABY AND POLICEMAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9066,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/punch-and-judy.jpg" alt="Punch and Judy show" class="wp-image-9066"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was drama on Felixstowe beach when a domestic row turned to violence, with a man beating his wife, baby and policeman with a stick. </p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The man left the scene, but our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/mr-punch/">crime reporter Hugh Dunnett revealed</a> police expected him to return every day for the rest of the summer.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">9. SUFFOLK WARNED TO EXPECT TWO FEET OF SNOW</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8536,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-1024x768.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" class="wp-image-8536"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Britain was gripped by icy blasts from the Beast From the East at the start of 2018, and Suffolk was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">warned to expect two feet of snow</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Residents were urged to take precautions, such as walking around them rather than bumping into them.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">8. WORLD HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION FOUND DEAD IN WARDROBE</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7836,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-7836"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>There was sad sporting news in September when the Suffolk Gazette revealed that world hide and seek champion Darren Hayes had been found dead in a wardrobe.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Police said Darren was training for the next championships but he was so good his family had been unable to find him.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">7.  QUEEN GIVES FRAMLINGHAM CASTLE TO HARRY AND MEGHAN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":7895,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/prince-harry-framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="Prince Harry Meghan Markle at Framlingham Castle" class="wp-image-7895"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>As the nation rejoiced over the summer Royal wedding, we revealed how the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-harry-framlingham-castle/">Queen had given Framlingham castle to Prince Harry and his new bride Meghan</a> as a wedding present.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The happy couple were due to move in before the end of the year <em>(Editor\'s note: why are they not there yet?).</em><br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">6. NORFOLK-BUILT FIGHTER JET DISAPPOINTS DEFENCE CHIEFS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8348,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/norfolk-jet.jpg" alt="Norfolk jet" class="wp-image-8348"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>A hard-hitting exclusive in January, written by our award-winning defence editor Doug Trench, revealed overwhelming <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-jet/">disappointment in the latest RAF fighter jet to be built in Norfolk</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Colmans BAE spent four years developing Gentle Breeze – a fighter it insisted would rival the globally-acclaimed Eurofighter Typhoon.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><br><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">5. WOMAN DANCED NAKED THROUGH VILLAGE WITH CARROT BETWEEN BUTTOCKS</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10378,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/carrot.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10378"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Extraordinary news from earlier in December shows just how weird life in rural Suffolk can be. We revealed how a bored <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-carrot/">woman danced naked through her village with a carrot clenched between her buttocks</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Lorraine Fisher, 34, said she was hoping to bring a little excitement to dull village life. but police were less than <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling" id="4" data-gr-id="4">impress</g>ed when the wife of local vicar The Rev Evan Elpuss rang to complain.<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">4. SUFFOLK CATHEDRAL LAUNCHES RUSSIAN TOURIST CAMPAIGN</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":9484,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/st-edmundsbury-cathedral.jpg" alt="Russians visit cathedral" class="wp-image-9484"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>After two Russian men accused of being the Salisbury novichok murderers said they were only in the city to view the lovely cathedral, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-cathedral-launches-russian-tourist-campaign/">St Edmundsbury Cathedral in Suffolk saw a marketing opportunity</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>It launched a sales campaign in Russia to attract visitors who were clearly, and unexpectedly, interested in British cathedrals.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Neil Cushion, from the cathedral\'s marketing team, said: “There is a big market for pairs of burly men who look like they should be nightclub bouncers, coming to the UK, staying in a low-profile east London hotel, and visiting a cathedral before flying home the same day."<br><br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph {"fontSize":"medium"} -->\n<p class="has-medium-font-size"><strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">3. FIVE PENGUINS SET UP HOME ON FELIXSTOWE BEACH</a></strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":8159,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/penguins-in-Felixstowe-e1515943276892.jpg" alt="Penguins in Felixstowe" class="wp-image-8159"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>This heart-warming story about <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">five penguins stowing away on a container ship</a> from the Falklands and jumping off at Felixstowe got the Suffolk Gazette into lots of trouble.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>We said they had set up home near the Spa Pavilion, prompting hundreds of gullible families to drive to the coast to try and find them. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10472, 1, '2018-12-30 10:26:34', '2018-12-30 10:26:34', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10469,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/j-jj-jjj-june.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10469"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Following the news that comedy actress Dame June Whitfield has died, aged 93, the Suffolk Gazette offers up this tribute by resident obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen. </p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Ab Fab\'s June Whitfield</strong> <br><strong>Terry\'s long-suffering wife</strong><br><strong>Has left us, laughing.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Dame June Rosemary Whitfield DBE</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Born: 11th November 1925, London<br></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Died: 28th December 2018</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'June Whitfield obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10468-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-12-30 10:26:34', '2018-12-30 10:26:34', '', 10468, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10468-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10478, 1, '2018-12-31 17:35:41', '2018-12-31 17:35:41', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10480,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/where-is-knudsen-then-1.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10480"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Ipswich Town fans are playing an exciting new game to try and inject some excitement into a disastrous season. It\'s called Where\'s Knudsen.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The idea is to freeze-frame footage of any opposition goal and establish where the Ipswich left-back is - because he is never where he\'s meant to be.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The photograph above shows centre back Matthew Pennington covering at left-back at QPR last week, exactly where Knudsen should have been.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>But the Dane had gone missing, meaning the QPR attacker crossed the ball for the striker scored easily, cementing Town\'s place at the bottom of the league.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Do you want to play Where\'s Knudsen? See if you can spot him cropping up in all sorts of places where you least expect him. Except the final photo, that is.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10481,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/k-downing.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10481"/><figcaption>Cropping up on the right wing</figcaption></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10482,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/k-fans.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10482"/><figcaption>Where most of his crosses end up</figcaption></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10483,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/k-palace-1024x576.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10483"/><figcaption>Another royal f*ck up</figcaption></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:image {"id":10484,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/k-job-centre-1024x576.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10484"/><figcaption>At last - where Knudsen is meant to be</figcaption></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Ipswich fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I\'ve been playing Where\'s Knudsen all season. It\'s brilliant, he always crops up in the last place you\'re expecting him to."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>But Ipswich fans may only have days more to play their favourite new game, because the World Cup star could be heading out of Portman Road in the transfer window.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"We may need to give him very strict instructions about where to stand for the taxi," a club insider said.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'Where\'s Knudsen? The new game for Ipswich fans', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'wheres-knudsen', '', '', '2018-12-31 17:46:20', '2018-12-31 17:46:20', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10478', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10494, 1, '2019-01-02 10:44:45', '2019-01-02 10:44:45', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10493,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/norfolk-fashion.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10493"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>These to-die-for porky boots are the centrepiece of the New Year fashion collection unveiled in Norfolk today.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The pig trotter footwear is already being snapped up by the fashion-conscious ladies of Norfolk. And some men.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Norfolk fashion house, Squeal Like a Pig Clothing Ltd launched the boots along with some new-look six-fingered gloves, perfect for the chilly weather.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Also revealed in a special fashion show at Norwich cattle market earlier today was a new collection of dungarees, which was met with rapturous whoops and applause from a cheering crowd, accompanied by some banjo players.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Suffolk fashion expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Norfolk taste for clothing and accessories is somewhat different to Suffolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"The trotter boots are clearly aimed at the local market, and there\'s no way they would sell in Suffolk or anywhere else in the UK. <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins replaceWithoutSep" id="4" data-gr-id="4">Except</g> Devon, perhaps."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The  pig trotter boots are available only to those willing to barter with turnips or pitchforks.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'New Year fashion collection launched in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10492-revision-v1', '', '', '2019-01-02 10:44:45', '2019-01-02 10:44:45', '', 10492, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10492-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10495, 1, '2019-01-02 10:46:28', '2019-01-02 10:46:28', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10493,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/norfolk-fashion.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10493"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>These to-die-for porky boots are the highlight of a New Year fashion collection launched in Norfolk today.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The pig trotter footwear is already being snapped up by the fashion-conscious ladies of Norfolk. And some men.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Norfolk fashion house, Squeal Like a Pig Clothing Ltd launched the boots along with some new-look six-fingered gloves, perfect for the chilly weather.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Also revealed in a special fashion show at Norwich cattle market earlier today was a new collection of dungarees, which was met with rapturous whoops and applause from a cheering crowd, accompanied by some banjo players.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Suffolk fashion expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Norfolk taste for clothing and accessories is somewhat different to Suffolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"The trotter boots are clearly aimed at the local market, and there\'s no way they would sell in Suffolk or anywhere else in the UK. <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins replaceWithoutSep" id="4" data-gr-id="4">Except</g> Devon, perhaps."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The  pig trotter boots are available only to those willing to barter with turnips or pitchforks.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'New Year fashion collection launched in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10492-revision-v1', '', '', '2019-01-02 10:46:28', '2019-01-02 10:46:28', '', 10492, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10492-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10497, 1, '2019-01-02 10:49:01', '2019-01-02 10:49:01', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10493,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/norfolk-fashion.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10493"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>These to-die-for porky boots are the highlight of a New Year fashion collection launched in Norfolk today.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The pig trotter footwear is already being snapped up by the fashion-conscious ladies of Norfolk. And some men.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Norfolk fashion house, Squeal Like a Pig Clothing Ltd launched the boots along with some <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-six-fingered-gloves/">new-look six-fingered gloves</a>, perfect for the chilly weather.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Also revealed in a special fashion show at Norwich cattle market earlier today was a new collection of dungarees, which was met with rapturous whoops and applause from a cheering crowd, accompanied by some banjo players.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Suffolk fashion expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Norfolk taste for clothing and accessories is somewhat different to Suffolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"The trotter boots are clearly aimed at the local market, and there\'s no way they would sell in Suffolk or anywhere else in the UK. <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins replaceWithoutSep" id="4" data-gr-id="4">Except</g> Devon, perhaps."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The  pig trotter boots are available only to those willing to barter with turnips or pitchforks.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'New Year fashion collection launched in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10492-revision-v1', '', '', '2019-01-02 10:49:01', '2019-01-02 10:49:01', '', 10492, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10492-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10499, 1, '2019-01-02 10:54:48', '2019-01-02 10:54:48', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10493,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/norfolk-fashion.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10493"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>These to-die-for porky boots are the highlight of a New Year fashion collection launched in Norfolk today.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The pig trotter footwear is already being snapped up by the fashion-conscious ladies of Norfolk. And some men.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Norfolk fashion house, Squeal Like a Pig Clothing Ltd launched the boots along with some <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-six-fingered-gloves/">new-look six-fingered gloves</a>, perfect for the chilly weather.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Also revealed in a special fashion show at Norwich cattle market earlier today was a new collection of dungarees, which was met with rapturous whoops and applause from a cheering crowd, accompanied by some banjo players.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Suffolk fashion expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Norfolk taste for clothing and accessories is somewhat different to Suffolk.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>"The trotter boots are clearly aimed at the local market, and there\'s no way they would sell in Suffolk or anywhere else in the UK. <g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar only-ins replaceWithoutSep" id="4" data-gr-id="4">Except</g> for Devon, perhaps."</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>The  pig trotter boots are available only to those willing to barter with turnips or pitchforks.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'New Year fashion collection launched in Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10492-revision-v1', '', '', '2019-01-02 10:54:48', '2019-01-02 10:54:48', '', 10492, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10492-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10500, 1, '2019-01-03 09:36:07', '2019-01-03 09:36:07', '<!-- wp:image {"id":10501,"align":"center"} -->\n<div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/New-Year_Resolutions_list-1024x683.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-10501"/></figure></div>\n<!-- /wp:image -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>At the beginning of every new year, we dream of improving our lives, be\nit losing weight, getting fit or making more money.</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>So, in the spirit of being as helpful as\never, here’s your handy Suffolk Gazette guide to making your 2019 goals stick.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Lay off the junk food</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Do you want to lose weight? Scientists have made the astonishing discovery that <a href="http://time.com/5412796/fast-food-americans/">eating\nfast food leads to weight gain</a>. Who knew?</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>How about gorging less on McDonalds, KFC,\nBurger King, kebabs, fish and chips, Nando’s, Five Guys and pies from Greggs?\nEat a salad instead, because when did you ever see a fat rabbit in the wild?</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>G</strong><strong>o to the gym</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Congratulations on paying out a small\nfortune on your posh gym membership. And well done for buying the fashionably\nexpensive gym gear to go with it. You look great in that lycra. At least you\nwould if you actually went to the gym.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Our top tip is to get off your lard arse and put some effort into your\nexercise regime. What’s the point in paying for your gym membership and going\nonce for your free fitness appraisal, only to become demotivated instantly and\nnever go again?</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Win some money</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Forget what the do-gooders say; money\nreally can buy you happiness (and love if you use certain websites that we\nwon’t mention here). We accept that it’s not easy to get your hands on more\ncash, and we don’t recommend <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/amateur-robbers-target-sperm-bank/">bank\nrobbery</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>But here on the Suffolk Gazette, we do\nlike a little gamble. It’s probably not a good idea to bet on Ipswich Town avoiding\nrelegation from the Championship this season;\nyou’d be far better off trying to spin up your cash in an <a href="https://www.casino.com/nz/">online casino</a>.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Kickstart your career</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Fed-up at work? Well stop moaning about it\nand do something. Everyone’s bored of people moaning about their mundane\nemployment or mad boss who doesn’t understand them. There’s plenty of work\nopportunities out there, you just need to\nget your backside into gear, and network\nlike your life depends on it. Get on with it.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>If the Suffolk Gazette can reach and\nengage with hundreds of thousands of people a month, you can surely make\nconnections with at least ten prospective new employers each month. Start doing\nsome online research and stop watching crap on television.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Be nice to your neighbours</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>If you’re nice to your neighbours, they’ll\nbe nice to you. Everyone can live happily together.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>However, this piece of advice DOES NOT <a href="https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1526081/Norfolk-folk-are-sicker-because-they-are-inbred-says-local-MP.html">apply\nto Norfolk</a>. The people of Norfolk, our neighbours over the border,\nshould be treated with the utter contempt that they deserve.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><strong>Let us know how you get on</strong></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>That’s it for your brilliant New Year\nadvice from the Suffolk Gazette. If you achieve just one of these goals, the\nyear will be a success.</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Doing nothing is not an option, and we can’t wait to hear how you get on. Good luck!</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'The Suffolk Gazette guide to achieving your 2019 goals', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'new-year-guide', '', '', '2019-01-03 09:36:48', '2019-01-03 09:36:48', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10500', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
