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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8439, 1, '2018-02-09 17:22:40', '2018-02-09 17:22:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ginger-emoji.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ginger-emoji.jpg" alt="New ginger emoji" width="620" height="465" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8438" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Your mobile phone heats up and dies if you use the new ginger-haired emoji alongside the symbol for the sun, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nA bug in the software is being blamed for teething troubles for the new emojis of ginger people, which were introduced this week.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPhone user Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, alerted Apple to the glitch when she tried sending a message today about the weather.\r\n\r\nRed-head Lorraine explained: "I messaged my friend about being fed up with the gloomy weather and signed off with my new cute ginger-haired emoji and a sunshine emoji.\r\n\r\n"But within seconds my phone began heating up. It started burning and died."\r\n\r\nApple is now investigating the embarrassing bug in the software affecting apps like Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp.\r\n\r\nIt insists it is a pure coincidence that the overheating bug should happen only when a ginger emoji is adjacent to a sun emoji.\r\n\r\n"Our developers say it could have been a combination of any two, but it\'s unfortunate it was these two."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nApple has already come up with a fix, and many users should be able use the combination without any issues.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is happy to see the resolution after itself getting into hot water over taking the mickey out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">ginger people</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Using new ginger-haired emoji with sun symbol overheats your phone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8437-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-09 17:22:40', '2018-02-09 17:22:40', '', 8437, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8437-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8440, 1, '2018-02-09 17:34:37', '2018-02-09 17:34:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ginger-emoji.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ginger-emoji.jpg" alt="New ginger emoji" width="620" height="465" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8438" /></a>\n\n<strong>Your mobile phone heats up and dies if you use the new ginger-haired emoji alongside the symbol for the sun, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nA bug in the software is being blamed for teething troubles for the new emojis of ginger people, which were introduced this week.\n\n\n\nPhone user Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, alerted Apple to the glitch when she tried sending a message today about the weather.\n\nRed-head Lorraine explained: "I messaged my friend about being fed up with the gloomy weather and signed off with my new cute ginger-haired emoji and a sunshine emoji.\n\n"But within seconds my phone began heating up. It started burning and died.\n\n"I think it is disgraceful - this would not have happened if you put another other person\'s emoji next to the sun. Someone should pay for this - it\'s."\n\nApple is now investigating the embarrassing bug in the software affecting apps like Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp.\n\nIt insists it is a pure coincidence that the overheating bug should happen only when a ginger emoji is adjacent to a sun emoji.\n\n"Our developers say it could have been a combination of any two, but it\'s unfortunate it was these two.\n\n"We\'ve sorted it now so that if anyone uses the ginger emoji your phone will have an argument with you."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nApple says its fix has already started to be rolled out, and some users should already be able use the combination without any issues.\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette is happy to see the resolution after itself getting into hot water over taking the mickey out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">ginger people</a>.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Using new ginger-haired emoji with sun symbol overheats your phone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8437-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-09 17:34:37', '2018-02-09 17:34:37', '', 8437, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8437-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8441, 1, '2018-02-09 17:29:51', '2018-02-09 17:29:51', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ginger-emoji.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ginger-emoji.jpg" alt="New ginger emoji" width="620" height="465" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8438" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Your mobile phone heats up and dies if you use the new ginger-haired emoji alongside the symbol for the sun, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nA bug in the software is being blamed for teething troubles for the new emojis of ginger people, which were introduced this week.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPhone user Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, alerted Apple to the glitch when she tried sending a message today about the weather.\r\n\r\nRed-head Lorraine explained: "I messaged my friend about being fed up with the gloomy weather and signed off with my new cute ginger-haired emoji and a sunshine emoji.\r\n\r\n"But within seconds my phone began heating up. It started burning and died.\r\n\r\n"I think it is disgraceful - this would not have happened if you put another other person\'s emoji next to the sun. Someone should pay for this."\r\n\r\nApple is now investigating the embarrassing bug in the software affecting apps like Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp.\r\n\r\nIt insists it is a pure coincidence that the overheating bug should happen only when a ginger emoji is adjacent to a sun emoji.\r\n\r\n"Our developers say it could have been a combination of any two, but it\'s unfortunate it was these two."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nApple has already come up with a fix, and many users should be able use the combination without any issues.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is happy to see the resolution after itself getting into hot water over taking the mickey out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">ginger people</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Using new ginger-haired emoji with sun symbol overheats your phone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8437-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-09 17:29:51', '2018-02-09 17:29:51', '', 8437, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8437-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8442, 1, '2018-02-09 17:32:54', '2018-02-09 17:32:54', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ginger-emoji.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ginger-emoji.jpg" alt="New ginger emoji" width="620" height="465" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8438" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Your mobile phone heats up and dies if you use the new ginger-haired emoji alongside the symbol for the sun, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nA bug in the software is being blamed for teething troubles for the new emojis of ginger people, which were introduced this week.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPhone user Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, alerted Apple to the glitch when she tried sending a message today about the weather.\r\n\r\nRed-head Lorraine explained: "I messaged my friend about being fed up with the gloomy weather and signed off with my new cute ginger-haired emoji and a sunshine emoji.\r\n\r\n"But within seconds my phone began heating up. It started burning and died.\r\n\r\n"I think it is disgraceful - this would not have happened if you put another other person\'s emoji next to the sun. Someone should pay for this."\r\n\r\nApple is now investigating the embarrassing bug in the software affecting apps like Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp.\r\n\r\nIt insists it is a pure coincidence that the overheating bug should happen only when a ginger emoji is adjacent to a sun emoji.\r\n\r\n"Our developers say it could have been a combination of any two, but it\'s unfortunate it was these two.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve sorted it now so that if anyone uses the ginger emoji your phone will have an argument with you."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nApple says its fix has already started to be rolled out, and some users should already be able use the combination without any issues.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is happy to see the resolution after itself getting into hot water over taking the mickey out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">ginger people</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Using new ginger-haired emoji with sun symbol overheats your phone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8437-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-09 17:32:54', '2018-02-09 17:32:54', '', 8437, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8437-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8443, 1, '2018-02-09 17:34:44', '2018-02-09 17:34:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ginger-emoji.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ginger-emoji.jpg" alt="New ginger emoji" width="620" height="465" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8438" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Your mobile phone heats up and dies if you use the new ginger-haired emoji alongside the symbol for the sun, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nA bug in the software is being blamed for teething troubles for the new emojis of ginger people, which were introduced this week.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPhone user Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, alerted Apple to the glitch when she tried sending a message today about the weather.\r\n\r\nRed-head Lorraine explained: "I messaged my friend about being fed up with the gloomy weather and signed off with my new cute ginger-haired emoji and a sunshine emoji.\r\n\r\n"But within seconds my phone began heating up. It started burning and died.\r\n\r\n"I think it is disgraceful - this would not have happened if you put another other person\'s emoji next to the sun. Someone should pay for this - it\'s clearly gingerist."\r\n\r\nApple is now investigating the embarrassing bug in the software affecting apps like Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp.\r\n\r\nIt insists it is a pure coincidence that the overheating bug should happen only when a ginger emoji is adjacent to a sun emoji.\r\n\r\n"Our developers say it could have been a combination of any two, but it\'s unfortunate it was these two.\r\n\r\n"We\'ve sorted it now so that if anyone uses the ginger emoji your phone will have an argument with you."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nApple says its fix has already started to be rolled out, and some users should already be able use the combination without any issues.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is happy to see the resolution after itself getting into hot water over taking the mickey out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">ginger people</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Using new ginger-haired emoji with sun symbol overheats your phone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8437-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-09 17:34:44', '2018-02-09 17:34:44', '', 8437, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8437-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8447, 1, '2018-02-12 13:34:40', '2018-02-12 13:34:40', '\r\n\r\n<strong>No more speed bumps will be built after canny councils realised they could leave potholes to slow down traffic instead.</strong>\r\n\r\nRather than spend millions on traffic calming measures, council bosses decided that potholes were far more effective, and would be called speed holes.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/pothole-e1518441393716.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/pothole-e1518441393716.jpg" alt="pothole" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8448" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe new approach means a double saving for local taxpayers, who will no longer have to pay for speed bumps or sleeping policemen, or fork out for pothole repairs.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t know why no-one thought of this brilliant idea before," explained Lorraine Fisher, 34, chairperson of Council Highways UK.\r\n\r\n"We don\'t have to spend any money on traffic calming features in our towns or villages, nor do we have to repair the potholes.\r\n\r\n"But the traffic in town centres and close to village facilities will remain slow and safe - ideal to stop <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/driver-jailed-speed-a140/">speeding motorists</a>."\r\n\r\nShe explained that councils could save millions from their highways budgets, and that saving would be passed on to taxpayers.\r\n\r\n"Speed bumps are dead, long live speed holes," declared Ms Fisher.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe new policy was tested out in Suffolk this winter, and found to be a roaring success.\r\n\r\nMotorist Steve Walshe, from Ipswich, said: "I never did really understand why they spent so much putting in speed bumps when a pothole does the same job for free."\r\n\r\nCounty councils will now spend some of their saved budgets on an advertising campaign in order to educate motorists.\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for Suffolk County Council said: "Once people realise they are speed holes in the middle of the road, not potholes, they will be much happier."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Potholes re-branded as speed holes to save traffic-calming costs', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'potholes', '', '', '2018-02-13 09:53:16', '2018-02-13 09:53:16', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8447', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8449, 1, '2018-02-12 13:34:40', '2018-02-12 13:34:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/pothole-e1518441393716.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/pothole-e1518441393716.jpg" alt="pothole" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8448" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>No more speed bumps will be built after canny councils realised they could leave potholes to slow down traffic instead.</strong>\r\n\r\nRather than spend millions on traffic calming measures, council bosses decided that potholes were far more effective, and would be called speed holes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe new approach means a double saving for local taxpayers, who will no longer have to pay for speed bumps or sleeping policemen, or fork out for pothole repairs.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t know why no-one thought of this brilliant idea before," explained Lorraine Fisher, 34, chairperson of Council Highways UK.\r\n\r\n"We don\'t have to spend any money on traffic calming features in our towns or villages, nor do we have to repair the potholes.\r\n\r\n"But the traffic in town centres and close to village facilities will remain slow and safe - ideal to stop <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/driver-jailed-speed-a140/">speeding motorists</a>."\r\n\r\nShe explained that councils could save millions from their highways budgets, and that saving would be passed on to taxpayers.\r\n\r\n"Speed bumps are dead, long live speed holes," declared Ms Fisher.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe new policy was tested out in Suffolk this winter, and found to be a roaring success.\r\n\r\nMotorist Steve Walshe, from Ipswich, said: "I never did really understand why they spent so much putting in speed bumps when a pothole does the same job for free."\r\n\r\nCounty councils will now spend some of their saved budgets on an advertising campaign in order to educate motorists.\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for Suffolk County Council said: "Once people realise they are speed holes in the middle of the road, not potholes, they will be much happier."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Potholes re-branded as speed holes to save traffic-calming costs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8447-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-12 13:34:40', '2018-02-12 13:34:40', '', 8447, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8447-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8450, 1, '2018-02-13 09:21:05', '2018-02-13 09:21:05', '\r\n\r\n<strong>The future of British car making is secure despite fears it would implode after Brexit.</strong>\r\n\r\nDelighted bosses today unveiled the first British-made model to roll off the production line since the country voted to leave the EU.\r\n\r\nAnd experts say the gleaming red family car - <em>pictured above</em> - is evidence brilliant British craftmanship is here to stay.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/brexit-car.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/brexit-car.jpg" alt="British Brexit car" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8415" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe Fiesta Farage boasts desirable sleek lines and can reach top speeds of 24mph. Downhill.\r\n\r\nIt has all the hi-tech gadgets that drivers have come to expect from so-called industry leaders in Germany and Japan.\r\n\r\nTop of the spec list is air conditioning, which is activated simply by rolling down the window (electric windows not currently available).\r\n\r\nIt also has the latest engine stop-start technology to rival anything Audi or Honda can produce.\r\n\r\nWhen the Fiesta Farage pulls up at a junction, the engine stops - not for any fuel-saving reason, but because it has broken down.\r\n\r\nAnd it handles superbly, taking corners like they are not there (it simply ignores them and goes straight on).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMotoring journalists were in awe when the Fiesta Farage was launched at the East Anglian Motor Show yesterday.\r\n\r\nAnd they believe the car - already given the sporty FF nickname - will be a new fixture in Waitrose car parks, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-audi/">where nine out of ten cars are Audis</a>.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who writes a motoring column for The Spectator magazine, said: "Doom mongers who voted to remain in the EU tried to claim Britain going it alone would badly hit key industries like car manufacturing.\r\n\r\n"They said standards would fall and it would be like returning to the bad old days of British Leyland.\r\n\r\n"But they will be choking on their words once they get behind the wheel of one of these beauties.\r\n\r\n"Not only does the car look gorgeous with a beautiful finish, it handles like a dream and should also come with <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/car-insurance-renewal-mr-magoo/">cheap car insurance</a>."\r\n\r\nThe Fiesta Farage, the first British-made car since the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/trabant-car/">Trabant was reintroduced to Norfolk</a>, starts at just £29,000 for the base model.\r\n\r\nBut if you want an engine and four wheels, you will have to stump up an extra £8,000.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'First post-Brexit British car rolls off production line', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8414-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-13 09:21:05', '2018-02-13 09:21:05', '', 8414, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8414-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8451, 1, '2018-02-13 09:43:28', '2018-02-13 09:43:28', '\r\n\r\n<strong>The future of British car making is secure despite fears it would implode after Brexit.</strong>\r\n\r\nDelighted bosses today unveiled the first British-made model to roll off the production line since the country voted to leave the EU.\r\n\r\nAnd experts say the gleaming red family car - <em>pictured below</em> - is evidence brilliant British craftmanship is here to stay.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/brexit-car.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/brexit-car.jpg" alt="British Brexit car" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8415" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe Fiesta Farage boasts desirable sleek lines and can reach top speeds of 24mph. Downhill.\r\n\r\nIt has all the hi-tech gadgets that drivers have come to expect from so-called industry leaders in Germany and Japan.\r\n\r\nTop of the spec list is air conditioning, which is activated simply by rolling down the window (electric windows not currently available).\r\n\r\nIt also has the latest engine stop-start technology to rival anything Audi or Honda can produce.\r\n\r\nWhen the Fiesta Farage pulls up at a junction, the engine stops - not for any fuel-saving reason, but because it has broken down.\r\n\r\nAnd it handles superbly, taking corners like they are not there (it simply ignores them and goes straight on).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMotoring journalists were in awe when the Fiesta Farage was launched at the East Anglian Motor Show yesterday.\r\n\r\nAnd they believe the car - already given the sporty FF nickname - will be a new fixture in Waitrose car parks, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-audi/">where nine out of ten cars are Audis</a>.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who writes a motoring column for The Spectator magazine, said: "Doom mongers who voted to remain in the EU tried to claim Britain going it alone would badly hit key industries like car manufacturing.\r\n\r\n"They said standards would fall and it would be like returning to the bad old days of British Leyland.\r\n\r\n"But they will be choking on their words once they get behind the wheel of one of these beauties.\r\n\r\n"Not only does the car look gorgeous with a beautiful finish, it handles like a dream and should also come with <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/car-insurance-renewal-mr-magoo/">cheap car insurance</a>."\r\n\r\nThe Fiesta Farage, the first British-made car since the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/trabant-car/">Trabant was reintroduced to Norfolk</a>, starts at just £29,000 for the base model.\r\n\r\nBut if you want an engine and four wheels, you will have to stump up an extra £8,000.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'First post-Brexit British car rolls off production line', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8414-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-13 09:43:28', '2018-02-13 09:43:28', '', 8414, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8414-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8452, 1, '2018-02-13 09:53:16', '2018-02-13 09:53:16', '\r\n\r\n<strong>No more speed bumps will be built after canny councils realised they could leave potholes to slow down traffic instead.</strong>\r\n\r\nRather than spend millions on traffic calming measures, council bosses decided that potholes were far more effective, and would be called speed holes.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/pothole-e1518441393716.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/pothole-e1518441393716.jpg" alt="pothole" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8448" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe new approach means a double saving for local taxpayers, who will no longer have to pay for speed bumps or sleeping policemen, or fork out for pothole repairs.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t know why no-one thought of this brilliant idea before," explained Lorraine Fisher, 34, chairperson of Council Highways UK.\r\n\r\n"We don\'t have to spend any money on traffic calming features in our towns or villages, nor do we have to repair the potholes.\r\n\r\n"But the traffic in town centres and close to village facilities will remain slow and safe - ideal to stop <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/driver-jailed-speed-a140/">speeding motorists</a>."\r\n\r\nShe explained that councils could save millions from their highways budgets, and that saving would be passed on to taxpayers.\r\n\r\n"Speed bumps are dead, long live speed holes," declared Ms Fisher.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe new policy was tested out in Suffolk this winter, and found to be a roaring success.\r\n\r\nMotorist Steve Walshe, from Ipswich, said: "I never did really understand why they spent so much putting in speed bumps when a pothole does the same job for free."\r\n\r\nCounty councils will now spend some of their saved budgets on an advertising campaign in order to educate motorists.\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for Suffolk County Council said: "Once people realise they are speed holes in the middle of the road, not potholes, they will be much happier."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Potholes re-branded as speed holes to save traffic-calming costs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8447-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-13 09:53:16', '2018-02-13 09:53:16', '', 8447, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8447-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8453, 1, '2018-02-13 09:55:37', '2018-02-13 09:55:37', '\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s coastline was packed today as hundreds of thousands of people randomly decided to go beachcombing, despite the freezing weather.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe mass turnout shows how keen East Anglians are on enjoying the sea air and keeping fit, and in no way has anything to do with millions of pounds of cocaine washing up all over the coast in recent days.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-beach.jpg" alt="Norfolk beach" width="797" height="455" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6078" /></a>\r\n\r\nDazza Barnet, 24, from Great Yarmouth normally spends his weekends under a blanket on his sofa watching recordings of Jeremy Kyle. But today he decided it would be a "lovely idea" to go for a walk on the beach.\r\n\r\nUnemployed Mr Barnet said: "It\'s a delightful day, and what better way to enjoy the great outdoors but to go for a stroll along the beach? There\'s lots to see and you never know what you might find."\r\n\r\nHopton beach, which is where cocaine worth £50 million was washed up this week, was particularly busy. In fact, police had to close it off at one point because so many day \'trippers\' were enjoying going for a walk.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/norfolk-drugs.jpg" alt="Drugs on Norfolk beach" width="680" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6079" /></a><i>Not to be sniffed at: drugs worth millions washed up on Norfolk beach</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nWord soon got out that more drugs had been found further up the coast - and suddenly people were out bracing the freezing rain there as well.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Norfolk Police said: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that the beaches are packed in February, just as industrial quantities of high-grade cocaine is washing up all over the coast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, farm worker Bubba Spuckler, 27, who lives in Downham Market with his sister and their eight children, has decided to take a package holiday on the Norfolk coast.\r\n\r\n"I hear it\'s a lovely part of the world. I wouldn\'t normally go away in February but the winter blues get, er, right up my nose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bubba-drugs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6084" /></a><i>High tide: Bubba Spuckler enjoying his holiday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome Norfolk landowners are taking desperate measures to keep the excitable walkers off their land. Henry Lansbury, who keeps a 200-acre estate near Caister, erected signs warning people to keep away from the mystery white powder that has appeared on his property.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sign.jpg" alt="norfolk beach sign" width="960" height="642" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6090" /></a><i>Keep your nose out: Warning to Norfolk beachcombers</i><center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Freezing Norfolk beach packed with \'random\' walkers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6077-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-13 09:55:37', '2018-02-13 09:55:37', '', 6077, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6077-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8454, 1, '2018-02-13 09:57:48', '2018-02-13 09:57:48', '\r\n\r\n<strong>WORLD EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA ten-year-old boy stole a penguin from a French zoo and smuggled it back to Britain in his backpack, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe wrapped the penguin up in a towel, popped it in his bag and zipped it up before taking a ferry home across the Channel with his unsuspecting parents.\r\n\r\nIt was only later that night back at their house in Brantham, Suffolk that the boy\'s horrified mum and dad found the penguin splashing about happily in their bath.\r\n\r\nOnce their son had admitted the theft, they immediately called the RSPCA. Officials from the charity contacted nearby Colchester Zoo, which is now looking after the bird, an adult female Gentoo penguin.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police were called in and have been in contact with their colleagues in Calais, close to the zoo which the family had visited on the last day of their French holiday.\r\n\r\nBut it is believed officers have agreed not to take further action against the apologetic youngster, who told them he took the penguin to "give it a new home", and that he had not intended to cause any harm or upset anyone.\r\n\r\nVets examined the bird, which they nicknamed Pingu, and found it was none the worse for its unexpected adventure.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:380px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/488349789?et=lMErEDhIRIVEQLurBs-3cQ&viewMoreLink=on&sig=z8mbbbhxnGbUfMdfi5rkjZuSWUakGuNAD0pyY6s2DQE=" width="380" height="253" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/488349789" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A Gentoo penguin in its natural habitat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police source said: "We understand the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">penguins</a> had just just been fed at the zoo near Calais, and because of that they were a little sleepy.\r\n\r\n"The boy slipped under a barrier surrounding the penguin enclosure and simply picked up the penguin and wrapped it in his beach towel before putting it in his backpack.\r\n\r\n"The family returned to their car soon after and then drove onto the first available ferry from Calais to Dover, then drove home to Suffolk. Meanwhile, the penguin was fast asleep in the bag.\r\n\r\n"The parents had no idea what their son had done. They were furious when they found the penguin in the bath, but I think they are seeing the funny side now."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/zookeeper-penguin-e1434385443342.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/zookeeper-penguin-e1434385443342.jpg" alt="penguin zoo" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-923" /></a><center><i>Colchester Zoo staff look after the penguin</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColchester Zoo officials said Pingu had settled in very well with her new Penguin pals, and it could be she will remain there rather than being transported back to France.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA member of staff said: "This is quite an extraordinary story, and while it might be funny we urge people not to enter zoo enclosures, and certainly not to steal any of the animals."\r\n\r\nThe boy, who can not be named for legal reasons, has since told his parents that he wants to be a zoo keeper when he grows up.\r\n\r\nHe is a big fan of George Michael, who the Suffolk Gazette revealed this week <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/george-michael-living-under-the-sea/" target="_blank">is living in a luxury capsule under the sea off the Suffolk coast</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Boy steals penguin from zoo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '917-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-13 09:57:48', '2018-02-13 09:57:48', '', 917, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/917-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8455, 1, '2018-02-13 10:24:44', '2018-02-13 10:24:44', '\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThere was widespread confusion today when it emerged that Cheddar Man looks like every man and woman in Norfolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nCutting edge DNA analysis by the Natural History Museum proved that a Briton from 10,000 years ago had dark skin and blue eyes.\r\n\r\nAnd the accompanying image showed a wild-looking man with long unkempt hair, a wispy beard and a strange, vacant expression.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/cheddar-man.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/cheddar-man.jpg" alt="Cheddar Man" width="720" height="405" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8426" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe release of the image threw Norfolk people into disarray because the man looked like everybody they know.\r\n\r\nSuddenly residents across the rural, backward county saw the face on the news and assumed it was a photofit of a relative wanted by police.\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, who runs a smallholding with his sister and their eight children, was alarmed.\r\n\r\n"I was watching the news and then a picture of what could have been my brother, sister, mother, father, uncle and auntie came up.\r\n\r\n"I assumed they were in trouble with the law again, then I saw it was a photo of a bloke from Somerset who has nothing to do with Norfolk or my family.\r\n\r\n"I think it is fake news."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAt 10,000 years old, Cheddar Man is Britain\'s oldest complete skeleton and was discovered in 1903 in Somerset\'s Cheddar Gorge.\r\n\r\nGenome analysis for a facial reconstruction produced the image, and showed that lighter skin characteristic of modern Europeans is a relatively recent phenomenon.\r\n\r\nBut crucially, it confirmed that people from Norfolk, which is where <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ducks-evolved-from-norfolk/">ducks first evolved</a>, still look like something from Prehistoric Britain.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Cheddar Man looks like everyone from Norfolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8425-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-13 10:24:44', '2018-02-13 10:24:44', '', 8425, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8425-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8456, 1, '2018-02-13 10:32:06', '2018-02-13 10:32:06', '\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice have seized a huge consignment of vile Valentine\'s Day cards designed specifically for the incestuous Norfolk market.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe wording on the cards for loving couples clearly supported illegal family member relationships in the county.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg" alt="Norfolk valentines day card" width="450" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4810" /></a>\r\n\r\nWhile it is widely known that such behaviour is rife in Norfolk, authorities there prefer to sweep it under the carpet.\r\n\r\nBut when Suffolk Police got wind that the cards were being made in Lowestoft, they decided to take action and carried out a dawn raid.\r\n\r\nSexual crimes officers were horrified when they burst in to Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd, where the wording on 4,000 recently printed Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards clearly broke the law.\r\n\r\nOne card said: "Happy Valentine\'s Day to the most gorgeous, amazing, brilliant, wonderful sexy uncle I could ever wish for xxx."\r\n\r\nAnother read: "To my sexy sister. Thinking of you on this special day x."\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "This sort of relationship with your uncle may be acceptable behaviour on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-map/">Norfolk map</a>, but here in Suffolk it is clearly a crime, and therefore unheard of.\r\n\r\n"As the cards were being made in Suffolk - albeit close to the Norfolk border - we had no option but to act fast."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt transpires Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd is run by a couple originally from Norfolk. Edna Spratt and her brother Bubba moved to Lowestoft with their nine children in 2009 when their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-police-wanted/">turnip crop</a> failed.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 39-year-old woman and a 36-year-old man from Lowestoft will appear before the town\'s magistrates on Monday, charged with outraging public decency.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>', 'Police seize incestuous Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4809-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-13 10:32:06', '2018-02-13 10:32:06', '', 4809, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4809-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8457, 1, '2018-02-13 22:44:12', '2018-02-13 22:44:12', '<strong>In an attempt to lighten the mood ahead of Ipswich Town\'s televised FA Cup replay at non-league Lincoln City, the Tractor Boys have adopted terrible haircuts of old footballers.</strong>\r\n\r\nEven manager Mick McCarthy gets in on the act, although you\'ll have to scroll all the way to the bottom to see his effort.\r\n\r\nAfter some deliberation, you might conclude they would all be better getting rid of their hair altogether, perhaps using the <a href="http://bestheadshaver.com">best head shaver</a> around.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cole-skuse.jpg" alt="Cole Skuse" width="480" height="270" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5744" /></a><i>Cole Skuse as Brian Little</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMidfielder Cole Skuse has chosen to wear the mop favoured by former Aston Villa star Brian Little in the 1970s <em>(above)</em>, while striker David McGoldrick opted for Columbian forward Carlos Valderrama <em>(below)</em>.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david-mcGoldrick.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5745" /></a><i>David McGoldrick as Carlos Valderrama</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nForward Brett Pitman went for the fetching comb-over look favoured by former Manchester United and England star Bobby Charlton in the 1960s.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/brett-pitman.jpg" alt="Brett Pitman" width="620" height="460" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5746" /></a><i>Brett Pitman as Bobby Charlton</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nSkipper Luke Chambers, on-loan winger Tom Lawrence, defender Adam Webster and striker Freddie Sears have all gone for striking wild mullets as made famous by the likes of Chelsea\'s Ian Britton, Portsmouth\'s Alan Biley, Chris Waddle and even Robbie Savage.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/luke-chambers.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="413" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5747" /></a><i>Luke Chambers as Ian Britton</i></a><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/adam-webster.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5748" /></a><i>Adam Webster as Alan Biley</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-lawrence-1.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5751" /></a><i>Tom Lawrence as Chris Waddle</i><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/freddie-sears.jpg" alt="" width="634" height="448" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5750" /></a><i>Feddie Sears as Robbie Savage</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, left back Jonas Knudsen sports a pineapple hairstyle made famous by Nottingham Forest\'s Jason Lee, about whom the crowds chanted: "He\'s got a pineapple on his head".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/knudsen.jpg" alt="Jonas Knudsen" width="490" height="348" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5752" /></a><i>Jonas Knudsen as Jason Lee</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nDefender Christophe Berra has gone for a natty mop that was worn inexplicably by former Chelsea player John Dempsey back in the 1970s. It\'s quite fetching...\r\n\r\n<Center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/berra-1024x812.jpg" alt="Christophe Berra" width="1024" height="812" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5753" /></a><i>Christophe Berra as John Dempsey</i></center><br>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nYoung starlet Andre Dozzell looks fab with his Ronaldo (large Ronaldo from Brazil) shave.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/andre-dozzell-e1484219242603.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5754" /></a><i>Andre Dozzell as Ronaldo</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nGoalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski chose the famous hairstyle sported by keeper Rene Higuita from Colombia, who you\'ll recall did the famous scorpion-kick save at Wembley.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bartoz-bialkowski-e1484219387989.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5755" /></a><i>Bartosz Bialkowski as Rene Higuita</i></center><br>\r\n\r\nAnd finally, even under-fire manager Mick McCarthy has got in on the act, although we\'re not sure if this is actually a disguise or not.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mick-mccarthy-clown-1024x623.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="1024" height="623" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5756" /></a><i>Mick McCarthy as himself</i></center><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Ipswich Town players lighten mood with new hairstyles', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5743-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-13 22:44:12', '2018-02-13 22:44:12', '', 5743, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5743-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8458, 1, '2018-02-13 22:53:38', '2018-02-13 22:53:38', '<strong>By Robin Crow, Wildlife Correspondent\r\n\r\nExtraordinary sightings of a large eagle and two bears at a Suffolk wildlife reserve have got birdwatchers and nature lovers in a frenzy of excitement.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe eagle, said to have "mahoosive wings and a bad attitude", and the two bears were spotted at Minsmere, the world-famous habitat that features on the BBC\'s popular Springwatch programme.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAt first rumours of the rare visitors were scoffed at. But then wardens noticed the sightings were being chalked up repeatedly on \'What\'s About\' noticeboards used by enthusiasts to pass on information about which creatures they have seen.\r\n\r\nOne birdwatcher had even helpfully drawn a picture of the eagle, albeit with a strange long beak, on the board alongside normal entries like snipe, geese and coots.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/minsmere-board-e1428256786419.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/minsmere-board-e1428256786419.jpg" alt="minsmere-board" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-596" /></a></center><center><i>The eagle has landed. And so have the bears.</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne keen twitcher said: "I\'ve never seen anything like it. The eagle was indeed mahoosive, and was flying about trying to pinch people\'s packed lunches. It\'s that sort of attitude which gives eagles a bad name.\r\n\r\n"Then I was amazed to spot the two bears playing about in the long grass. It was a lovely moment, and one I am unlikely to witness again."\r\n\r\n<strong>Paddington Bear</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say it is likely the Bald Eagle, so called because it has no feathers on its head, was swept off course by the wind from its normal habitat in Birmingham. It is not to be confused with a <a href="http://bestheadshaver.com/reviews/bald-eagle-shaver-review/">Bald Eagle Shaver</a>.\r\n\r\nBut they are more baffled by the playful bears taking up residence on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nBear expert Michael Bond told the Suffolk Gazette: "Sadly this may be an unfortunate result of the Paddington Bear film that was released last year.\r\n\r\n"Many kids demanded their own bear for Christmas, and even though we always say a bear is for life, not just for Christmas, some of the poor things got dumped before January was over.\r\n\r\n"This pair appear to be doing a good job of looking after themselves in the wild. But you must remember they are more used to feasting on marmalade sandwiches rather than catching shrews and fish."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the RSPB, which runs the Minsmere site close to Dunwich, said: "We\'ll be trying to catch the bears and find them a good home.\r\n\r\n"As for the eagle with the mahoosive wings, we expect it to stick around for a while. But once it gets warmer it will likely head back to Birmingham."\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Eagle with bad attitude and bears spotted at Minsmere', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '595-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-13 22:53:38', '2018-02-13 22:53:38', '', 595, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/595-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8459, 1, '2018-02-14 08:23:53', '2018-02-14 08:23:53', '\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Oxfam prostitute scandal is worse than first feared, we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nAn undercover investigation by this newspaper revealed vice girls are openly being used by the charity to boost funds.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/oxfam-prostitutes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/oxfam-prostitutes.jpg" alt="Oxfam prostitute" width="741" height="562" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8460" /></a>\r\n\r\nOur reporters watched in horror as a Suffolk Oxfam charity shop opened its doors for business as a brothel.\r\n\r\nAt 9.15am on Tuesday morning, volunteer staff turned up for work at the shop and lit up the window display where three scantily-clad ladies were offering their services.\r\n\r\nAnti-vice campaigner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was horrified when we showed her our evidence.\r\n\r\n"The charity has tried to claim the scandal following the 2010 Haiti earthquake, where its aid workers hired vulnerable local people for sex, was a one-off.\r\n.\r\n"But now we can see it is actually offering official Oxfam prostitute services to the general public."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher called for the charity, which faces losing huge amounts of financial support following the revelations, to clean up its act.\r\n\r\n"Nobody out shopping in a Suffolk high street wants to see this sort of thing. It\'s not as though they are even trying to hide it. These women are brazenly offering themselves from the window."\r\n\r\nAn Oxfam insider said: "We have indeed lost a lot of donations since the public was told our staff spent money on prostitutes.\r\n\r\n"So nobody should be surprised we have been forced to extend the products we have on sale in our charity shops."\r\n\r\nPensioner Derek Smith, 76, who popped into the shop to find some new shoes, was surprised by what he saw.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t know which way to look," he said. "They keep moving the shoes around."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n ', 'Oxfam prostitute scandal deepens', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'oxfam-prostitute', '', '', '2018-02-15 10:29:06', '2018-02-15 10:29:06', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8459', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8461, 1, '2018-02-14 08:23:53', '2018-02-14 08:23:53', '\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Oxfam prostitute scandal is worse than first feared, we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nAn undercover investigation by this newspaper revealed vice girls are openly being used by the charity to boost funds.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/oxfam-prostitutes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/oxfam-prostitutes.jpg" alt="Oxfam prostitute" width="741" height="562" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8460" /></a>\r\n\r\nOur reporters watched in horror as a Suffolk Oxfam charity shop opened its doors for business as a brothel.\r\n\r\nAt 9.15am on Tuesday morning, staff opened the doors at the shop and lit up the window display to three scantily-clad ladies offering their services.\r\n\r\nAnti-vice campaigner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was horrified when we showed her our evidence.\r\n\r\n"The charity has tried to claim the scandal following the 2010 Haiti earthquake, where its aid workers hired local prostitutes is a one-off.\r\n\r\n"But now we can see it is actually offering official Oxfam prostitute services to the general public."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher called for the charity, which faces losing huge amounts of financial support following the revelations, to clean up its act.\r\n\r\n"Nobody out shopping in a Suffolk high street wants to see this sort of thing. It\'s not as though they are even trying to hide it. These women are brazenly offering themselves from the window."\r\n\r\nAn Oxfam insider said: "We have indeed lost a lot of donations since the public was told our staff spent money on prostitutes.\r\n\r\n"So nobody should be surprised we have been forced to extend the products we have on sale in our charity shops."\r\n\r\nPensioner Derek Smith, 76, who popped into the shop to find some new shoes, was surprised by what he saw.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t know which way to look," he said. "They keep moving the shoes around."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n ', 'Oxfam prostitute scandal deepens', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8459-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-14 08:23:53', '2018-02-14 08:23:53', '', 8459, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8459-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8462, 1, '2018-02-14 08:32:34', '2018-02-14 08:32:34', '\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nThe Oxfam prostitute scandal is worse than first feared, we can reveal.</strong>\n\nAn undercover investigation by this newspaper revealed vice girls are openly being used by the charity to boost funds.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/oxfam-prostitutes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/oxfam-prostitutes.jpg" alt="Oxfam prostitute" width="741" height="562" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8460" /></a>\n\nOur reporters watched in horror as a Suffolk Oxfam charity shop opened its doors for business as a brothel.\n\nAt 9.15am on Tuesday morning, volunteer staff turned up for work at the shop and lit up the window display where three scantily-clad ladies were offering their services.\n\nAnti-vice campaigner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was horrified when we showed her our evidence.\n\n"The charity has tried to claim the scandal following the 2010 Haiti earthquake, where its aid workers hired vulnerable local people for sexitutes, was a one-off.\n.\n"But now we can see it is actually offering official Oxfam prostitute services to the general public."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMs Fisher called for the charity, which faces losing huge amounts of financial support following the revelations, to clean up its act.\n\n"Nobody out shopping in a Suffolk high street wants to see this sort of thing. It\'s not as though they are even trying to hide it. These women are brazenly offering themselves from the window."\n\nAn Oxfam insider said: "We have indeed lost a lot of donations since the public was told our staff spent money on prostitutes.\n\n"So nobody should be surprised we have been forced to extend the products we have on sale in our charity shops."\n\nPensioner Derek Smith, 76, who popped into the shop to find some new shoes, was surprised by what he saw.\n\n"I didn\'t know which way to look," he said. "They keep moving the shoes around."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\n ', 'Oxfam prostitute scandal deepens', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8459-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-14 08:32:34', '2018-02-14 08:32:34', '', 8459, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8459-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8463, 1, '2018-02-14 08:26:38', '2018-02-14 08:26:38', '\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Oxfam prostitute scandal is worse than first feared, we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nAn undercover investigation by this newspaper revealed vice girls are openly being used by the charity to boost funds.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/oxfam-prostitutes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/oxfam-prostitutes.jpg" alt="Oxfam prostitute" width="741" height="562" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8460" /></a>\r\n\r\nOur reporters watched in horror as a Suffolk Oxfam charity shop opened its doors for business as a brothel.\r\n\r\nAt 9.15am on Tuesday morning, volunteer staff turned up for work at the shop and lit up the window display where three scantily-clad ladies were offering their services.\r\n\r\nAnti-vice campaigner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was horrified when we showed her our evidence.\r\n\r\n"The charity has tried to claim the scandal following the 2010 Haiti earthquake, where its aid workers hired local prostitutes, was a one-off.\r\n.\r\n"But now we can see it is actually offering official Oxfam prostitute services to the general public."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher called for the charity, which faces losing huge amounts of financial support following the revelations, to clean up its act.\r\n\r\n"Nobody out shopping in a Suffolk high street wants to see this sort of thing. It\'s not as though they are even trying to hide it. These women are brazenly offering themselves from the window."\r\n\r\nAn Oxfam insider said: "We have indeed lost a lot of donations since the public was told our staff spent money on prostitutes.\r\n\r\n"So nobody should be surprised we have been forced to extend the products we have on sale in our charity shops."\r\n\r\nPensioner Derek Smith, 76, who popped into the shop to find some new shoes, was surprised by what he saw.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t know which way to look," he said. "They keep moving the shoes around."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n ', 'Oxfam prostitute scandal deepens', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8459-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-14 08:26:38', '2018-02-14 08:26:38', '', 8459, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8459-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8464, 1, '2018-02-14 08:32:38', '2018-02-14 08:32:38', '\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Oxfam prostitute scandal is worse than first feared, we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nAn undercover investigation by this newspaper revealed vice girls are openly being used by the charity to boost funds.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/oxfam-prostitutes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/oxfam-prostitutes.jpg" alt="Oxfam prostitute" width="741" height="562" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8460" /></a>\r\n\r\nOur reporters watched in horror as a Suffolk Oxfam charity shop opened its doors for business as a brothel.\r\n\r\nAt 9.15am on Tuesday morning, volunteer staff turned up for work at the shop and lit up the window display where three scantily-clad ladies were offering their services.\r\n\r\nAnti-vice campaigner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was horrified when we showed her our evidence.\r\n\r\n"The charity has tried to claim the scandal following the 2010 Haiti earthquake, where its aid workers hired vulnerable local people for sex, was a one-off.\r\n.\r\n"But now we can see it is actually offering official Oxfam prostitute services to the general public."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher called for the charity, which faces losing huge amounts of financial support following the revelations, to clean up its act.\r\n\r\n"Nobody out shopping in a Suffolk high street wants to see this sort of thing. It\'s not as though they are even trying to hide it. These women are brazenly offering themselves from the window."\r\n\r\nAn Oxfam insider said: "We have indeed lost a lot of donations since the public was told our staff spent money on prostitutes.\r\n\r\n"So nobody should be surprised we have been forced to extend the products we have on sale in our charity shops."\r\n\r\nPensioner Derek Smith, 76, who popped into the shop to find some new shoes, was surprised by what he saw.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t know which way to look," he said. "They keep moving the shoes around."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n ', 'Oxfam prostitute scandal deepens', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8459-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-14 08:32:38', '2018-02-14 08:32:38', '', 8459, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8459-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8467, 1, '2018-02-15 11:10:36', '2018-02-15 11:10:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg" alt="School girl massacre" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8469" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A little girl who is destined to be shot dead in America\'s next school massacre has applauded politicians for doing nothing about it.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, aged seven, will be killed next month when a deranged ex-pupil returns to her Texas school armed with an automatic assault rifle he purchased from the local gun shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the pretty youngster, who wanted to be a nurse if she grew up, said: "The people in Congress are very busy so don\'t have time to bother about minor things like stricter gun control.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, it\'s our constitutional right to own a gun, so young people like me being butchered in cold blood every week is just an unfortunate irrelevance."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after the latest massacre in Parkland, Florida left at least 17 students dead - the 18th US school shooting this year - Lorraine said the National Rifle Association still had her support.\r\n\r\n"The NRA insist it is not guns that kill, but the people using them.\r\n\r\n"When a madman comes to my classroom and begins blasting away, I\'ll be sure to remember that."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine and her school chums say it is jolly unfair for anyone to criticize America\'s politicians for allowing school killing sprees to happen.\r\n\r\n"We had a chat in the playground about it today, and we all agreed an individual\'s right to carry a weapon to protect himself is far more important than saving any of our lives."\r\n\r\nWhen it was pointed out that banning guns would mean people did not have to be <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/give-elephants-guns/">armed to protect themselves</a>, Lorraine got quite cross.\r\n\r\n"Look, it\'s in the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution which was written only recently in 1791, so is still totally relevant. And that\'s far more important than my life."\r\n\r\nIt is not known exactly when Lorraine and her seven-year-old friends will be killed, but they are still practicing hiding under desks - like that works.\r\n\r\n<em>(Editor\'s note: before anyone complains, this article is not meant to be funny.)</em>', 'Next girl to be shot in a US school massacre applauds politicians', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'us-school-massacre', '', '', '2018-02-24 19:47:45', '2018-02-24 19:47:45', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8467', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8470, 1, '2018-02-15 11:10:36', '2018-02-15 11:10:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg" alt="School girl massacre" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8469" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A little girl who is destined to be shot dead in America\'s next school massacre has applauded politicians for doing nothing about it.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, aged seven, will be killed next month when a deranged ex-pupil returns to her Texas school armed with an automatic assault rifle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the pretty youngster, who wanted to be a nurse if she grew up, said: "The people in Congress are very busy so don\'t have time to bother about minor things like stricter gun control.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, it\'s our constitutional right to own a gun, so young people like me being butchered in cold blood every week is just an unfortunate irrelevance."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after the latest massacre in Parkland, Florida left at least 17 students dead - the 11th US school shooting this year - Lorraine said the National Rifle Association still had her support.\r\n\r\n"The NRA insist it is not guns that kill, but the people using them.\r\n\r\n"When a madman comes to my classroom and begins blasting away, I\'ll be sure to remember that."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine and her school chums say it is jolly unfair for anyone to criticize America\'s politicians for allowing school killing sprees to happen.\r\n\r\n"We had a chat in the playground about it today, and we all agreed an individual\'s right to carry a weapon to protect himself is far more important than saving any of our lives."\r\n\r\nWhen it was pointed out that banning guns would mean people did not have to be armed to protect themselves, Lorraine got quite cross.\r\n\r\n"Look, it\'s in the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution. That\'s far more important than my life."\r\n\r\nIt is not known exactly when Lorraine and her friends will be killed, but they are still practicing hiding under desks - like that works.\r\n\r\n<em>(Editor\'s note: before anyone complains, this article is not meant to be funny.)</em>', 'Next girl to be shot in a US school massacre applauds politicians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8467-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-15 11:10:36', '2018-02-15 11:10:36', '', 8467, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8471, 1, '2018-02-15 11:17:17', '2018-02-15 11:17:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg" alt="School girl massacre" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8469" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A little girl who is destined to be shot dead in America\'s next school massacre has applauded politicians for doing nothing about it.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, aged seven, will be killed next month when a deranged ex-pupil returns to her Texas school armed with an automatic assault rifle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the pretty youngster, who wanted to be a nurse if she grew up, said: "The people in Congress are very busy so don\'t have time to bother about minor things like stricter gun control.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, it\'s our constitutional right to own a gun, so young people like me being butchered in cold blood every week is just an unfortunate irrelevance."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after the latest massacre in Parkland, Florida left at least 17 students dead - the 11th US school shooting this year - Lorraine said the National Rifle Association still had her support.\r\n\r\n"The NRA insist it is not guns that kill, but the people using them.\r\n\r\n"When a madman comes to my classroom and begins blasting away, I\'ll be sure to remember that."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine and her school chums say it is jolly unfair for anyone to criticize America\'s politicians for allowing school killing sprees to happen.\r\n\r\n"We had a chat in the playground about it today, and we all agreed an individual\'s right to carry a weapon to protect himself is far more important than saving any of our lives."\r\n\r\nWhen it was pointed out that banning guns would mean people did not have to be armed to protect themselves, Lorraine got quite cross.\r\n\r\n"Look, it\'s in the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution. That\'s far more important than my life."\r\n\r\nIt is not known exactly when Lorraine and her seven-year-old friends will be killed, but they are still practicing hiding under desks - like that works.\r\n\r\n<em>(Editor\'s note: before anyone complains, this article is not meant to be funny.)</em>', 'Next girl to be shot in a US school massacre applauds politicians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8467-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-15 11:17:17', '2018-02-15 11:17:17', '', 8467, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8472, 1, '2018-02-15 11:51:26', '2018-02-15 11:51:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg" alt="School girl massacre" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8469" /></a>\n\n<strong>A little girl who is destined to be shot dead in America\'s next school massacre has applauded politicians for doing nothing about it.</strong>\n\nLorraine Fisher, aged seven, will be killed next month when a deranged ex-pupil returns to her Texas school armed with an automatic assault rifle he purchased from the local gun shop.\n\n\n\nBut the pretty youngster, who wanted to be a nurse if she grew up, said: "The people in Congress are very busy so don\'t have time to bother about minor things like stricter gun control.\n\n"Anyway, it\'s our constitutional right to own a gun, so young people like me being butchered in cold blood every week is just an unfortunate irrelevance."\n\nSpeaking after the latest massacre in Parkland, Florida left at least 17 students dead - the 11th US school shooting this year - Lorraine said the National Rifle Association still had her support.\n\n"The NRA insist it is not guns that kill, but the people using them.\n\n"When a madman comes to my classroom and begins blasting away, I\'ll be sure to remember that."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nLorraine and her school chums say it is jolly unfair for anyone to criticize America\'s politicians for allowing school killing sprees to happen.\n\n"We had a chat in the playground about it today, and we all agreed an individual\'s right to carry a weapon to protect himself is far more important than saving any of our lives."\n\nWhen it was pointed out that banning guns would mean people did not have to be armed to protect themselves, Lorraine got quite cross.\n\n"Look, it\'s in the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution which was writt. That\'s far more important than my life."\n\nIt is not known exactly when Lorraine and her seven-year-old friends will be killed, but they are still practicing hiding under desks - like that works.\n\n<em>(Editor\'s note: before anyone complains, this article is not meant to be funny.)</em>', 'Next girl to be shot in a US school massacre applauds politicians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8467-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-15 11:51:26', '2018-02-15 11:51:26', '', 8467, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8467-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8473, 1, '2018-02-15 11:33:59', '2018-02-15 11:33:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg" alt="School girl massacre" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8469" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A little girl who is destined to be shot dead in America\'s next school massacre has applauded politicians for doing nothing about it.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, aged seven, will be killed next month when a deranged ex-pupil returns to her Texas school armed with an automatic assault rifle he purchased from the local gun shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the pretty youngster, who wanted to be a nurse if she grew up, said: "The people in Congress are very busy so don\'t have time to bother about minor things like stricter gun control.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, it\'s our constitutional right to own a gun, so young people like me being butchered in cold blood every week is just an unfortunate irrelevance."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after the latest massacre in Parkland, Florida left at least 17 students dead - the 11th US school shooting this year - Lorraine said the National Rifle Association still had her support.\r\n\r\n"The NRA insist it is not guns that kill, but the people using them.\r\n\r\n"When a madman comes to my classroom and begins blasting away, I\'ll be sure to remember that."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine and her school chums say it is jolly unfair for anyone to criticize America\'s politicians for allowing school killing sprees to happen.\r\n\r\n"We had a chat in the playground about it today, and we all agreed an individual\'s right to carry a weapon to protect himself is far more important than saving any of our lives."\r\n\r\nWhen it was pointed out that banning guns would mean people did not have to be armed to protect themselves, Lorraine got quite cross.\r\n\r\n"Look, it\'s in the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution. That\'s far more important than my life."\r\n\r\nIt is not known exactly when Lorraine and her seven-year-old friends will be killed, but they are still practicing hiding under desks - like that works.\r\n\r\n<em>(Editor\'s note: before anyone complains, this article is not meant to be funny.)</em>', 'Next girl to be shot in a US school massacre applauds politicians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8467-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-15 11:33:59', '2018-02-15 11:33:59', '', 8467, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8474, 1, '2018-02-15 11:52:15', '2018-02-15 11:52:15', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg" alt="School girl massacre" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8469" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A little girl who is destined to be shot dead in America\'s next school massacre has applauded politicians for doing nothing about it.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, aged seven, will be killed next month when a deranged ex-pupil returns to her Texas school armed with an automatic assault rifle he purchased from the local gun shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the pretty youngster, who wanted to be a nurse if she grew up, said: "The people in Congress are very busy so don\'t have time to bother about minor things like stricter gun control.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, it\'s our constitutional right to own a gun, so young people like me being butchered in cold blood every week is just an unfortunate irrelevance."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after the latest massacre in Parkland, Florida left at least 17 students dead - the 11th US school shooting this year - Lorraine said the National Rifle Association still had her support.\r\n\r\n"The NRA insist it is not guns that kill, but the people using them.\r\n\r\n"When a madman comes to my classroom and begins blasting away, I\'ll be sure to remember that."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine and her school chums say it is jolly unfair for anyone to criticize America\'s politicians for allowing school killing sprees to happen.\r\n\r\n"We had a chat in the playground about it today, and we all agreed an individual\'s right to carry a weapon to protect himself is far more important than saving any of our lives."\r\n\r\nWhen it was pointed out that banning guns would mean people did not have to be armed to protect themselves, Lorraine got quite cross.\r\n\r\n"Look, it\'s in the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution which was written only recently in 1791, so is still totally relevant. And that\'s far more important than my life."\r\n\r\nIt is not known exactly when Lorraine and her seven-year-old friends will be killed, but they are still practicing hiding under desks - like that works.\r\n\r\n<em>(Editor\'s note: before anyone complains, this article is not meant to be funny.)</em>', 'Next girl to be shot in a US school massacre applauds politicians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8467-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-15 11:52:15', '2018-02-15 11:52:15', '', 8467, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8475, 1, '2018-02-16 08:37:52', '2018-02-16 08:37:52', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg" alt="School girl massacre" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8469" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A little girl who is destined to be shot dead in America\'s next school massacre has applauded politicians for doing nothing about it.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, aged seven, will be killed next month when a deranged ex-pupil returns to her Texas school armed with an automatic assault rifle he purchased from the local gun shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the pretty youngster, who wanted to be a nurse if she grew up, said: "The people in Congress are very busy so don\'t have time to bother about minor things like stricter gun control.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, it\'s our constitutional right to own a gun, so young people like me being butchered in cold blood every week is just an unfortunate irrelevance."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after the latest massacre in Parkland, Florida left at least 17 students dead - the 18th US school shooting this year - Lorraine said the National Rifle Association still had her support.\r\n\r\n"The NRA insist it is not guns that kill, but the people using them.\r\n\r\n"When a madman comes to my classroom and begins blasting away, I\'ll be sure to remember that."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine and her school chums say it is jolly unfair for anyone to criticize America\'s politicians for allowing school killing sprees to happen.\r\n\r\n"We had a chat in the playground about it today, and we all agreed an individual\'s right to carry a weapon to protect himself is far more important than saving any of our lives."\r\n\r\nWhen it was pointed out that banning guns would mean people did not have to be armed to protect themselves, Lorraine got quite cross.\r\n\r\n"Look, it\'s in the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution which was written only recently in 1791, so is still totally relevant. And that\'s far more important than my life."\r\n\r\nIt is not known exactly when Lorraine and her seven-year-old friends will be killed, but they are still practicing hiding under desks - like that works.\r\n\r\n<em>(Editor\'s note: before anyone complains, this article is not meant to be funny.)</em>', 'Next girl to be shot in a US school massacre applauds politicians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8467-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-16 08:37:52', '2018-02-16 08:37:52', '', 8467, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8477, 1, '2018-02-16 13:03:37', '2018-02-16 13:03:37', '\r\n\r\n<strong>An electric car that can go up to ten miles on just one token has been invented by an innovative Suffolk engineering firm.</strong>\r\n\r\nHaverhill-based Billy Bumper Ltd believes the attractive vehicle, which is a two-seater convertible, will take the eco-friendly automotive market by storm.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/electric-car-e1518785427238.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/electric-car-e1518785427238.jpg" alt="electric car" width="700" height="514" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8478" /></a>\r\n\r\n"It\'s sleek, aerodynamic design will be a hit with buyers, and it even has inbuilt safety features to protect pedestrians," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\nThe launch of the Lightening Bolt vehicle is the second piece of good news in weeks, coming as it does after the first <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">post-Brexit British car rolled off the production line</a>.\r\n\r\nAt a special launch of the Lightening Bolt in a field outside Haverhill, executives showed off the car\'s brilliant handling skills.\r\n\r\n"It really does turn on a sixpence," said head of public relations Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n"You can really throw it around and it sticks to the road like glue. Topless motoring has never been so much fun."\r\n\r\nShe explained that owners simply have to buy some round plastic tokens that will then power up the car for at least ten miles a time.\r\n\r\n"Simply insert the token and away you go," Ms Fisher explained. "Feel the wind in your hair as you take to the open road."\r\n\r\nThe Lightening Bolt has a novel safety feature, a deep rubber bumper that goes all around the vehicle.\r\n\r\n"This is a bonus for any pedestrians, but it also means the car will not be damaged if it bashes into a another one."\r\n\r\nThe clever bumper also means a person can stand on the back of the vehicle as it moves along, so long as they hold on to the tall aerial.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIntriguingly, the automatic vehicle does not have a reverse gear. Instead, drivers are taught how to turn the steering wheel repeatedly until it locks, which then makes the car go backwards.\r\n\r\nThe steering wheel is in the middle of the dashboard, while the car\'s seatbelt mechanism can be shared by the two occupants. \r\n\r\nBilly Bumper Ltd, which employs 27 people at its Haverhill plant, already has hundreds of orders from coastal towns such as Blackpool, Clacton and Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"Our order books are full," one excited member of staff said.\r\n\r\nEach Lightening Bolt is priced at £2,499 and comes with a range of optional colours, including red, yellow, orange and the ever-popular blue.\r\n\r\nBuyers should be aware that although the vehicle has lights, there is no radio or heating system. Or doors. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'This new electric car goes 10 miles on just one token', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'new-electric-car', '', '', '2018-02-16 13:12:37', '2018-02-16 13:12:37', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8477', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8479, 1, '2018-02-16 13:03:37', '2018-02-16 13:03:37', '\r\n\r\n<strong>An electric car that can go up to ten miles on just one token has been invented by an innovative Suffolk engineering firm.</strong>\r\n\r\nHaverhill-based Billy Bumper Ltd believes the attractive vehicle, which is a two-seater convertible, will take the eco-friendly automotive market by storm.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/electric-car-e1518785427238.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/electric-car-e1518785427238.jpg" alt="electric car" width="700" height="514" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8478" /></a>\r\n\r\n"It\'s sleek, aerodynamic design will be a hit with buyers, and it even has inbuilt safety features to protect pedestrians," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\nThe launch of the Lightening Bolt vehicle is the second piece of good news in weeks, coming as it does after the first <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">post-Brexit British car rolled off the production line</a>.\r\n\r\nAt a special launch of the Lightening Bolt in a field outside Haverhill, executives showed off the car\'s brilliant handling skills.\r\n\r\n"It really does turn on a sixpence," said head of public relations Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n"You can really throw it around and it sticks to the road like glue. Topless motoring has never been so much fun."\r\n\r\nShe explained that owners simply have to send off for some round, plastic tokens that will then power up the car for at least ten miles.\r\n\r\n"Simply insert the token and away you go," Ms Fisher explained. "Feel the wind in your hair as you take to the open road."\r\n\r\nThe Lightening Bolt has a novel safety feature, a deep rubber bumper that goes all around the vehicle.\r\n\r\n"This is a bonus for any pedestrians, but it also means the car will not be damaged if it bashes into a another one."\r\n\r\nThe clever bumper also means a person can stand on the back of the vehicle as it moves along, so long as the hold on the to the tall aerial.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIntriguingly, the automatic vehicle does not have a reverse gear. Instead drivers are taught how to turn the steering wheel repeatedly until it locks, which then makes the car go backwards.\r\n\r\nThe steering wheel is in the middle of the dashboard, while the cars seatbelt mechanism can be shared by the two occupants. \r\n\r\nBilly Bumper Ltd, which employs 27 people at its Haverhill plant, already has hundreds of orders from coastal towns such as Blackpool, Clacton and Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"Our order books are full," one excited member of staff said. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'This new electric car goes 10 miles on just one token', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8477-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-16 13:03:37', '2018-02-16 13:03:37', '', 8477, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8477-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8480, 1, '2018-02-16 13:08:17', '2018-02-16 13:08:17', '\n\n<strong>An electric car that can go up to ten miles on just one token has been invented by an innovative Suffolk engineering firm.</strong>\n\nHaverhill-based Billy Bumper Ltd believes the attractive vehicle, which is a two-seater convertible, will take the eco-friendly automotive market by storm.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/electric-car-e1518785427238.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/electric-car-e1518785427238.jpg" alt="electric car" width="700" height="514" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8478" /></a>\n\n"It\'s sleek, aerodynamic design will be a hit with buyers, and it even has inbuilt safety features to protect pedestrians," a spokesman said.\n\nThe launch of the Lightening Bolt vehicle is the second piece of good news in weeks, coming as it does after the first <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">post-Brexit British car rolled off the production line</a>.\n\nAt a special launch of the Lightening Bolt in a field outside Haverhill, executives showed off the car\'s brilliant handling skills.\n\n"It really does turn on a sixpence," said head of public relations Lorraine Fisher, 34.\n\n"You can really throw it around and it sticks to the road like glue. Topless motoring has never been so much fun."\n\nShe explained that owners simply have to buy some round, plastic tokens that will then power up the car for at least ten miles a time.\n\n"Simply insert the token and away you go," Ms Fisher explained. "Feel the wind in your hair as you take to the open road."\n\nThe Lightening Bolt has a novel safety feature, a deep rubber bumper that goes all around the vehicle.\n\n"This is a bonus for any pedestrians, but it also means the car will not be damaged if it bashes into a another one."\n\nThe clever bumper also means a person can stand on the back of the vehicle as it moves along, so long as they hold on to the tall aerial.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIntriguingly, the automatic vehicle does not have a reverse gear. Instead, drivers are taught how to turn the steering wheel repeatedly until it locks, which then makes the car go backwards.\n\nThe steering wheel is in the middle of the dashboard, while the car\'s seatbelt mechanism can be shared by the two occupants. \n\nBilly Bumper Ltd, which employs 27 people at its Haverhill plant, already has hundreds of orders from coastal towns such as Blackpool, Clacton and Felixstowe.\n\n"Our order books are full," one excited member of staff said.\n\nEach Lightening Bolt is priced at £2,499 and comes with a range of optional  \n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\n', 'This new electric car goes 10 miles on just one token', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8477-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-16 13:08:17', '2018-02-16 13:08:17', '', 8477, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8477-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8481, 1, '2018-02-16 13:09:04', '2018-02-16 13:09:04', '\r\n\r\n<strong>An electric car that can go up to ten miles on just one token has been invented by an innovative Suffolk engineering firm.</strong>\r\n\r\nHaverhill-based Billy Bumper Ltd believes the attractive vehicle, which is a two-seater convertible, will take the eco-friendly automotive market by storm.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/electric-car-e1518785427238.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/electric-car-e1518785427238.jpg" alt="electric car" width="700" height="514" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8478" /></a>\r\n\r\n"It\'s sleek, aerodynamic design will be a hit with buyers, and it even has inbuilt safety features to protect pedestrians," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\nThe launch of the Lightening Bolt vehicle is the second piece of good news in weeks, coming as it does after the first <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">post-Brexit British car rolled off the production line</a>.\r\n\r\nAt a special launch of the Lightening Bolt in a field outside Haverhill, executives showed off the car\'s brilliant handling skills.\r\n\r\n"It really does turn on a sixpence," said head of public relations Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n"You can really throw it around and it sticks to the road like glue. Topless motoring has never been so much fun."\r\n\r\nShe explained that owners simply have to buy some round, plastic tokens that will then power up the car for at least ten miles a time.\r\n\r\n"Simply insert the token and away you go," Ms Fisher explained. "Feel the wind in your hair as you take to the open road."\r\n\r\nThe Lightening Bolt has a novel safety feature, a deep rubber bumper that goes all around the vehicle.\r\n\r\n"This is a bonus for any pedestrians, but it also means the car will not be damaged if it bashes into a another one."\r\n\r\nThe clever bumper also means a person can stand on the back of the vehicle as it moves along, so long as they hold on to the tall aerial.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIntriguingly, the automatic vehicle does not have a reverse gear. Instead, drivers are taught how to turn the steering wheel repeatedly until it locks, which then makes the car go backwards.\r\n\r\nThe steering wheel is in the middle of the dashboard, while the car\'s seatbelt mechanism can be shared by the two occupants. \r\n\r\nBilly Bumper Ltd, which employs 27 people at its Haverhill plant, already has hundreds of orders from coastal towns such as Blackpool, Clacton and Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"Our order books are full," one excited member of staff said.\r\n\r\nEach Lightening Bolt is priced at £2,499 and comes with a range of optional colours, including red, yellow, orange and the ever-popular blue.\r\n\r\nBuyers should be aware that although the vehicle has lights, there is no radio or heating system. Or doors. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'This new electric car goes 10 miles on just one token', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8477-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-16 13:09:04', '2018-02-16 13:09:04', '', 8477, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8477-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8482, 1, '2018-02-16 13:12:37', '2018-02-16 13:12:37', '\r\n\r\n<strong>An electric car that can go up to ten miles on just one token has been invented by an innovative Suffolk engineering firm.</strong>\r\n\r\nHaverhill-based Billy Bumper Ltd believes the attractive vehicle, which is a two-seater convertible, will take the eco-friendly automotive market by storm.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/electric-car-e1518785427238.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/electric-car-e1518785427238.jpg" alt="electric car" width="700" height="514" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8478" /></a>\r\n\r\n"It\'s sleek, aerodynamic design will be a hit with buyers, and it even has inbuilt safety features to protect pedestrians," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\nThe launch of the Lightening Bolt vehicle is the second piece of good news in weeks, coming as it does after the first <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">post-Brexit British car rolled off the production line</a>.\r\n\r\nAt a special launch of the Lightening Bolt in a field outside Haverhill, executives showed off the car\'s brilliant handling skills.\r\n\r\n"It really does turn on a sixpence," said head of public relations Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n"You can really throw it around and it sticks to the road like glue. Topless motoring has never been so much fun."\r\n\r\nShe explained that owners simply have to buy some round plastic tokens that will then power up the car for at least ten miles a time.\r\n\r\n"Simply insert the token and away you go," Ms Fisher explained. "Feel the wind in your hair as you take to the open road."\r\n\r\nThe Lightening Bolt has a novel safety feature, a deep rubber bumper that goes all around the vehicle.\r\n\r\n"This is a bonus for any pedestrians, but it also means the car will not be damaged if it bashes into a another one."\r\n\r\nThe clever bumper also means a person can stand on the back of the vehicle as it moves along, so long as they hold on to the tall aerial.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIntriguingly, the automatic vehicle does not have a reverse gear. Instead, drivers are taught how to turn the steering wheel repeatedly until it locks, which then makes the car go backwards.\r\n\r\nThe steering wheel is in the middle of the dashboard, while the car\'s seatbelt mechanism can be shared by the two occupants. \r\n\r\nBilly Bumper Ltd, which employs 27 people at its Haverhill plant, already has hundreds of orders from coastal towns such as Blackpool, Clacton and Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"Our order books are full," one excited member of staff said.\r\n\r\nEach Lightening Bolt is priced at £2,499 and comes with a range of optional colours, including red, yellow, orange and the ever-popular blue.\r\n\r\nBuyers should be aware that although the vehicle has lights, there is no radio or heating system. Or doors. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'This new electric car goes 10 miles on just one token', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8477-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-16 13:12:37', '2018-02-16 13:12:37', '', 8477, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8477-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8483, 1, '2018-02-16 13:28:47', '2018-02-16 13:28:47', '\r\n\r\n<strong>The future of British car making is secure despite fears it would implode after Brexit.</strong>\r\n\r\nDelighted bosses today unveiled the first British-made model to roll off the production line since the country voted to leave the EU.\r\n\r\nAnd experts say the gleaming red family car - <em>pictured below</em> - is evidence brilliant British craftmanship is here to stay.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/brexit-car.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/brexit-car.jpg" alt="British Brexit car" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8415" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe Fiesta Farage boasts desirable sleek lines and can reach top speeds of 24mph. Downhill.\r\n\r\nIt has all the hi-tech gadgets that drivers have come to expect from so-called industry leaders in Germany and Japan.\r\n\r\nTop of the spec list is air conditioning, which is activated simply by rolling down the window (electric windows not currently available).\r\n\r\nIt also has the latest engine stop-start technology to rival anything Audi or Honda can produce.\r\n\r\nWhen the Fiesta Farage pulls up at a junction, the engine stops - not for any fuel-saving reason, but because it has broken down.\r\n\r\nAnd it handles superbly, taking corners like they are not there (it simply ignores them and goes straight on).\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMotoring journalists were in awe when the Fiesta Farage was launched at the East Anglian Motor Show yesterday.\r\n\r\nAnd they believe the car - already given the sporty FF nickname - will be a new fixture in Waitrose car parks, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-audi/">where nine out of ten cars are Audis</a>.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who writes a motoring column for The Spectator magazine, said: "Doom mongers who voted to remain in the EU tried to claim Britain going it alone would badly hit key industries like car manufacturing.\r\n\r\n"They said standards would fall and it would be like returning to the bad old days of British Leyland.\r\n\r\n"But they will be choking on their words once they get behind the wheel of one of these beauties.\r\n\r\n"Not only does the car look gorgeous with a beautiful finish, it handles like a dream and should also come with <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/car-insurance-renewal-mr-magoo/">cheap car insurance</a>."\r\n\r\nThe Fiesta Farage, the first British-made car since the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/trabant-car/">Trabant was reintroduced to Norfolk</a>, starts at just £29,000 for the base model.\r\n\r\nBut if you want an engine and four wheels, you will have to stump up an extra £8,000.\r\n\r\nAnd if you really like flashy new motors, check out the new Suffolk <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/new-electric-car/">eco-friendly car that can go ten miles on just one plastic token</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'First post-Brexit British car rolls off production line', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8414-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-16 13:28:47', '2018-02-16 13:28:47', '', 8414, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8414-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8485, 1, '2018-02-17 12:16:44', '2018-02-17 12:16:44', '\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police have told Ipswich Town fans heading to Norwich that speeding along the A140 will be the only way they go home with three points.</strong>\r\n\r\nCheeky officers believe the Tractor Boys\' dismal record against their arch rivals will not improve in the latest crunch East Anglian derby.\r\n\r\n"But if supporters want to leave Norwich with three points, they are advised to drive at more than 34mph through Long Stratton," a Norfolk Constabulary insider said.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/police-camera.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/police-camera.jpg" alt="Police speed camera" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8486" /></a>\r\n\r\nIpswich have not beaten the Canaries since 2009, a rare accomplishment for which Blues manager Jim Magilton was rewarded with the sack the next day.\r\n\r\nAnd, even though Ipswich are above Norwich in the league table (on goal difference only) fed up supporters do not really expect that dismal run to change any time soon.\r\n\r\nYet 2,000 Ipswich fans will still make the trip to Norfolk to cheer their team on.\r\n\r\nSupporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge, said: "Nobody really expects us to win.\r\n\r\n"Mick McCarthy will set up to keep it at 0-0 for as long as possible and hope to score a goal on the break.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately, Norwich will probably score in the first ten minutes and the whole game plan will go out of the window."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFans need not go home without any points, however, according to police.\r\n\r\n"Each of them can pick up three points if they are caught speeding along the A140 on the way back to Suffolk with their tails between their legs," the police insider added. \r\n\r\nLast year the Suffolk Gazette revealed how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/anusol-a140/">Anusol was to sponsor the A140</a> because the road is such a pain in the arse.\r\n\r\nAnd in 2015 we revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/driver-jailed-speed-a140/">driver had been jailed for hitting ridiculous speeds of 35mph</a> on the road that links Norfolk and Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Ipswich fans can return from Norwich with three points by speeding on the A140, police say', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-fans-speeding', '', '', '2018-02-17 12:16:44', '2018-02-17 12:16:44', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8485', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8487, 1, '2018-02-17 12:05:11', '2018-02-17 12:05:11', '\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police have told Ipswich Town fans heading to Norwich that speeding along the A140 will be the only way they go home with three points.</strong>\r\n\r\nCheeky officers believe the Tractor Boys\' dismal record against their arch rivals will not improve in the latest crunch East Anglian derby.\r\n\r\n"But if supporters want to leave Norwich with three points, they are advised to drive at more than 34mph through Long Stratton," a Norfolk Constabulary insider said.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/police-camera.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/police-camera.jpg" alt="Police speed camera" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8486" /></a>\r\n\r\nIpswich have not beaten the Canaries since 2009, a rare accomplishment for which Blues manager Jim Magilton was rewarded with the sack the next day.\r\n\r\nAnd, even though Ipswich are above Norwich in the league table (on goal difference only) fed up supporters do not really expect that dismal run to change any time soon.\r\n\r\nYet 2,000 Ipswich fans will still make the trip to Norfolk to cheer their team on.\r\n\r\nSupporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge, said: "Nobody really expects us to win.\r\n\r\n"Mick McCarthy will set up to keep it at 0-0 for as long as possible and hope to score a goal on the break.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately, Norwich will probably score in the first ten minutes and the whole game plan will go out of the window."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nFans need not go home without any points, however, according to police.\r\n\r\n"Each of them can pick up three points if they are caught speeding along the A140 on the way back to Suffolk with their tails between their legs," the police insider added. \r\n\r\nLast year the Suffolk Gazette revealed how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/anusol-a140/">Anusol was to sponsor the A140</a> because the road is such a pain in the arse.\r\n\r\nAnd in 2015 we revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/driver-jailed-speed-a140/">driver had been jailed for hitting ridiculous speeds of 35mph</a> on the road that links Norfolk and Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Ipswich fans can return from Norwich with three points by speeding on the A140, police say', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8485-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-17 12:05:11', '2018-02-17 12:05:11', '', 8485, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8485-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8488, 1, '2018-02-17 12:18:26', '2018-02-17 12:18:26', '\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nNorfolk Police have told Ipswich Town fans heading to Norwich that speeding along the A140 will be the only way they go home with three points.</strong>\n\nCheeky officers believe the Tractor Boys\' dismal record against their arch rivals will not improve in the latest crunch East Anglian derby.\n\n"But if supporters want to leave Norwich with three points, they are advised to drive at more than 34mph through Long Stratton," a Norfolk Constabulary insider said.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/police-camera.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/police-camera.jpg" alt="Police speed camera" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8486" /></a>\n\nIpswich have not beaten the Canaries since 2009, a rare accomplishment for which Blues manager Jim Magilton was rewarded with the sack the next day.\n\nAnd, even though Ipswich are above Norwich in the league table (on goal difference only), fed up supporters do not really expect that dismal run to change any time soon.\n\nYet 2,000 Ipswich fans will still make the trip to Norfolk to cheer their team on.\n\nSupporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge, said: "Nobody really expects us to win.\n\n"Mick McCarthy will set up to keep it at 0-0 for as long as possible and hope to score a goal on the break.\n\n"Unfortunately, Norwich will probably score in the first ten minutes and the whole game plan will go out of the window."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nFans need not go home without any points, however, according to police.\n\n"Each of them can pick up three points if they are caught speeding along the A140 on the way back to Suffolk with their tails between their legs," the police insider added. \n\nLast year the Suffolk Gazette revealed how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/anusol-a140/">Anusol was to sponsor the A140</a> because the road is such a pain in the arse.\n\nAnd in 2015 we revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/driver-jailed-speed-a140/">driver had been jailed for hitting ridiculous speeds of 35mph</a> on the road that links Norfolk and Suffolk.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\n', 'Ipswich fans can return from Norwich with three points by speeding on the A140, police say', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8485-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-17 12:18:26', '2018-02-17 12:18:26', '', 8485, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8485-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8490, 1, '2018-02-19 18:19:48', '2018-02-19 18:19:48', '\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town fans have denied they took offence to manager Mick McCarthy telling them to f*ck off.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe supporters were forced to issue an apology in the Suffolk Gazette, re-affirming that while they got caught up in the heat of the moment at the weekend Norwich derby, they were not upset with Big Mick at all.\r\n\r\nThe Town boss was caught on television seemingly shouting “fuck off” to the Ipswich fans who had earlier booed his negative substitutions.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="499" height="415" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6109" /></a>\r\n\r\nSocial media soon lit up with claims that Ipswich fans were “very upset about this”.\r\n\r\nBut now they have denied being offended.\r\n\r\n“We we’re just caught up in the heat of the after-match reaction,” said supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n“We were just venting our frustration after Norwich equalised with just seven seconds remaining on the clock, thereby extending our nine-year wait for a win against them.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n“If anyone was offended by us being offended at Mick McCarthy, then of course we apologise.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes as many Mick McCarthy backers are hoping the supporters get the sack for not being good at supporting.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Ipswich fans deny being offended', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-fans-deny-offended', '', '', '2018-02-20 07:34:31', '2018-02-20 07:34:31', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8490', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8491, 1, '2018-02-19 18:19:48', '2018-02-19 18:19:48', '\r\n\r\nIpswich Town fans have denied they took offence to manager Mick McCarthy telling them to f*ck off.\r\n\r\nThe supporters were forced to issue an apology in the Suffolk Gazette, re-affirming that while they got caught up in the heat of the moment at the weekend Norwich derby, they were not upset with Big Mick at all.\r\n\r\nThe Town boss was caught on television seemingly shouting “fuck off” to the Ipswich fans who had earlier booed his negative substitutions.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="499" height="415" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6109" /></a>\r\n\r\nSocial media soon lit up with claims that fans were “very upset about this”.\r\n\r\nBut now fans have denied being offended.\r\n\r\n“We we’re just caught up in the heat of the after-match reaction,” said supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n“We were just venting our frustration after Norwich equalised with just seven seconds remaining on the clock, thereby extending our nine-year wait for a win against them.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n“If anyone was offended by us being offended at Mick McCarthy, then of course we apologise.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes as many Mick McCarthy backers are hoping the supporters get the sack for not being good at supporting.\r\n', 'Ipswich fans deny being offended', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8490-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-19 18:19:48', '2018-02-19 18:19:48', '', 8490, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8490-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8492, 1, '2018-02-19 18:20:33', '2018-02-19 18:20:33', '\r\n\r\nIpswich Town fans have denied they took offence to manager Mick McCarthy telling them to f*ck off.\r\n\r\nThe supporters were forced to issue an apology in the Suffolk Gazette, re-affirming that while they got caught up in the heat of the moment at the weekend Norwich derby, they were not upset with Big Mick at all.\r\n\r\nThe Town boss was caught on television seemingly shouting “fuck off” to the Ipswich fans who had earlier booed his negative substitutions.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="499" height="415" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6109" /></a>\r\n\r\nSocial media soon lit up with claims that Ipswich fans were “very upset about this”.\r\n\r\nBut now fans have denied being offended.\r\n\r\n“We we’re just caught up in the heat of the after-match reaction,” said supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n“We were just venting our frustration after Norwich equalised with just seven seconds remaining on the clock, thereby extending our nine-year wait for a win against them.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n“If anyone was offended by us being offended at Mick McCarthy, then of course we apologise.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes as many Mick McCarthy backers are hoping the supporters get the sack for not being good at supporting.\r\n', 'Ipswich fans deny being offended', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8490-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-19 18:20:33', '2018-02-19 18:20:33', '', 8490, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8490-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8493, 1, '2018-02-19 18:26:02', '2018-02-19 18:26:02', '\n\nIpswich Town fans have denied they took offence to manager Mick McCarthy telling them to f*ck off.\n\nThe supporters were forced to issue an apology in the Suffolk Gazette, re-affirming that while they got caught up in the heat of the moment at the weekend Norwich derby, they were not upset with Big Mick at all.\n\nThe Town boss was caught on television seemingly shouting “fuck off” to the Ipswich fans who had earlier booed his negative substitutions.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="499" height="415" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6109" /></a>\n\nSocial media soon lit up with claims that Ipswich fans were “very upset about this”.\n\nBut now they have denied being offended.\n\n“We we’re just caught up in the heat of the after-match reaction,” said supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34.\n\n“We were just venting our frustration after Norwich equalised with just seven seconds remaining on the clock, thereby extending our nine-year wait for a win against them.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n“If anyone was offended by us being offended at Mick McCarthy, then of course we apologise.”\n\nThe news comes as many Mick McCarthy backers are hoping the supporters get the sack for not being good at supporting.\n', 'Ipswich fans deny being offended', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8490-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-19 18:26:02', '2018-02-19 18:26:02', '', 8490, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8490-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8494, 1, '2018-02-19 18:26:06', '2018-02-19 18:26:06', '\r\n\r\nIpswich Town fans have denied they took offence to manager Mick McCarthy telling them to f*ck off.\r\n\r\nThe supporters were forced to issue an apology in the Suffolk Gazette, re-affirming that while they got caught up in the heat of the moment at the weekend Norwich derby, they were not upset with Big Mick at all.\r\n\r\nThe Town boss was caught on television seemingly shouting “fuck off” to the Ipswich fans who had earlier booed his negative substitutions.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="499" height="415" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6109" /></a>\r\n\r\nSocial media soon lit up with claims that Ipswich fans were “very upset about this”.\r\n\r\nBut now they have denied being offended.\r\n\r\n“We we’re just caught up in the heat of the after-match reaction,” said supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n“We were just venting our frustration after Norwich equalised with just seven seconds remaining on the clock, thereby extending our nine-year wait for a win against them.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n“If anyone was offended by us being offended at Mick McCarthy, then of course we apologise.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes as many Mick McCarthy backers are hoping the supporters get the sack for not being good at supporting.\r\n', 'Ipswich fans deny being offended', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8490-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-19 18:26:06', '2018-02-19 18:26:06', '', 8490, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8490-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8495, 1, '2018-02-19 18:31:04', '2018-02-19 18:31:04', '\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town fans have denied they took offence to manager Mick McCarthy telling them to f*ck off.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe supporters were forced to issue an apology in the Suffolk Gazette, re-affirming that while they got caught up in the heat of the moment at the weekend Norwich derby, they were not upset with Big Mick at all.\r\n\r\nThe Town boss was caught on television seemingly shouting “fuck off” to the Ipswich fans who had earlier booed his negative substitutions.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="499" height="415" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6109" /></a>\r\n\r\nSocial media soon lit up with claims that Ipswich fans were “very upset about this”.\r\n\r\nBut now they have denied being offended.\r\n\r\n“We we’re just caught up in the heat of the after-match reaction,” said supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n“We were just venting our frustration after Norwich equalised with just seven seconds remaining on the clock, thereby extending our nine-year wait for a win against them.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n“If anyone was offended by us being offended at Mick McCarthy, then of course we apologise.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes as many Mick McCarthy backers are hoping the supporters get the sack for not being good at supporting.\r\n', 'Ipswich fans deny being offended', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8490-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-19 18:31:04', '2018-02-19 18:31:04', '', 8490, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8490-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8496, 1, '2018-02-20 07:34:31', '2018-02-20 07:34:31', '\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town fans have denied they took offence to manager Mick McCarthy telling them to f*ck off.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe supporters were forced to issue an apology in the Suffolk Gazette, re-affirming that while they got caught up in the heat of the moment at the weekend Norwich derby, they were not upset with Big Mick at all.\r\n\r\nThe Town boss was caught on television seemingly shouting “fuck off” to the Ipswich fans who had earlier booed his negative substitutions.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mick_McCarthy-2.jpg" alt="Mick McCarthy" width="499" height="415" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6109" /></a>\r\n\r\nSocial media soon lit up with claims that Ipswich fans were “very upset about this”.\r\n\r\nBut now they have denied being offended.\r\n\r\n“We we’re just caught up in the heat of the after-match reaction,” said supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n“We were just venting our frustration after Norwich equalised with just seven seconds remaining on the clock, thereby extending our nine-year wait for a win against them.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n“If anyone was offended by us being offended at Mick McCarthy, then of course we apologise.”\r\n\r\nThe news comes as many Mick McCarthy backers are hoping the supporters get the sack for not being good at supporting.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Ipswich fans deny being offended', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8490-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-20 07:34:31', '2018-02-20 07:34:31', '', 8490, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8490-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8497, 1, '2018-02-20 08:00:57', '2018-02-20 08:00:57', '\r\n\r\n<strong>Starving children in Africa have sent their love and prayers to Britain where parents are struggling to cope with the nationwide KFC shortage.</strong>\r\n\r\nThousands of angry mums and dads have complained after KFC restaurants closed owing to \'supply chain\' issues.\r\n\r\nNow children in the third world, who have not had anything decent to eat in months or even years, have taken to Facebook to send their love and prayers.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg" alt="KFC chicken shortage" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8498" /></a>\r\n\r\nOne starving child, Asha from east Africa wrote: "Oh my God, no KFC chicken in Britain? Sending love and prayers. And hugs."\r\n\r\nAnother nine-year-old who is ravished by famine took to Facebook straight away to change her profile picture to an image of Colonel Sanders, the KFC figurehead.\r\n\r\nSalma said: "Changing your profile picture is a brilliant way to show your support for something. We can really make a difference by doing an empty gesture like that.\r\n\r\n"These poor children in England, going to their local KFC to stuff their fat, over-indulged faces only to find it is closed.\r\n\r\n"We can\'t imagine such disappointment because KFC is finger lickin\' good.\r\n\r\n"So am sending love and prayers. Our support should see them through this difficult time."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nParents in Britain are horrified by the food shortage.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34 from Ipswich, said on Facebook: "I am fuming. I took the kids for a KFC and by the time we had queued in the car to get to the ordering window they told us they had no chicken.\r\n\r\n"It\'s disgusting. We had to go to Burger King instead and the kids weren\'t happy."\r\n\r\nIn other news, millions in the third world face chronic hunger and the threat of famine.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'KFC shortage: Starving African kids send love and prayers', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'starving-africans-kfc', '', '', '2018-07-30 12:03:31', '2018-07-30 12:03:31', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8497', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8499, 1, '2018-02-20 08:00:57', '2018-02-20 08:00:57', '\r\n\r\n<strong>Starving children in Africa have sent their love and prayers to Britain where parents are struggling to cope with the nationwide KFC shortage.</strong>\r\n\r\nThousands of angry mums and dads have complained after KFC restaurants closed owing to \'supply chain\' issues.\r\n\r\nNow children in the third world, who have not had anything decent to eat in months or even years, have taken to Facebook to send their love and prayers.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg" alt="KFC chicken shortage" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8498" /></a>\r\n\r\nOne starving child, Asha from east Africa wrote: "Oh my God, no KFC chicken in Britain? Sending love and prayers. And hugs."\r\n\r\nAnother nine-year-old who is ravished by famine took to Facebook straight away to change her profile picture to an image of Colonel Sanders, the KFC figurehead.\r\n\r\nSalma said: "Changing your profile picture is a brilliant way to show your support for something. We can really make a difference by doing an empty gesture like that.\r\n\r\n"These poor children in England, going to their local KFC to stuff their fat, over-indulged faces only to find it is closed.\r\n\r\n"We can\'t imagine such a horror, so am sending love and prayers. Our support should see them through this difficult time."\r\n\r\nParents in Britain are horrified by the food shortage.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34 from Ipswich, said on Facebook: "I am fuming. I took the kids for a KFC and by the time we had queued in the car to get to the ordering window they told us they had no chicken.\r\n\r\n"It\'s disgusting. We had to go to Burger King instead and the kids weren\'t happy."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'KFC shortage: Starving African kids send love and prayers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8497-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-20 08:00:57', '2018-02-20 08:00:57', '', 8497, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8497-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8500, 1, '2018-02-20 08:19:49', '2018-02-20 08:19:49', '\n\n<strong>Starving children in Africa have sent their love and prayers to Britain where parents are struggling to cope with the nationwide KFC shortage.</strong>\n\nThousands of angry mums and dads have complained after KFC restaurants closed owing to \'supply chain\' issues.\n\nNow children in the third world, who have not had anything decent to eat in months or even years, have taken to Facebook to send their love and prayers.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg" alt="KFC chicken shortage" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8498" /></a>\n\nOne starving child, Asha from east Africa wrote: "Oh my God, no KFC chicken in Britain? Sending love and prayers. And hugs."\n\nAnother nine-year-old who is ravished by famine took to Facebook straight away to change her profile picture to an image of Colonel Sanders, the KFC figurehead.\n\nSalma said: "Changing your profile picture is a brilliant way to show your support for something. We can really make a difference by doing an empty gesture like that.\n\n"These poor children in England, going to their local KFC to stuff their fat, over-indulged faces only to find it is closed.\n\n"We can\'t imagine such disappointment becau, so am sending love and prayers. Our support should see them through this difficult time."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nParents in Britain are horrified by the food shortage.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34 from Ipswich, said on Facebook: "I am fuming. I took the kids for a KFC and by the time we had queued in the car to get to the ordering window they told us they had no chicken.\n\n"It\'s disgusting. We had to go to Burger King instead and the kids weren\'t happy."\n\nIn other news, millions in the third world face chronic hunger and the threat of famine.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\n', 'KFC shortage: Starving African kids send love and prayers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8497-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-20 08:19:49', '2018-02-20 08:19:49', '', 8497, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8497-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8501, 1, '2018-02-20 08:02:48', '2018-02-20 08:02:48', '\r\n\r\n<strong>Starving children in Africa have sent their love and prayers to Britain where parents are struggling to cope with the nationwide KFC shortage.</strong>\r\n\r\nThousands of angry mums and dads have complained after KFC restaurants closed owing to \'supply chain\' issues.\r\n\r\nNow children in the third world, who have not had anything decent to eat in months or even years, have taken to Facebook to send their love and prayers.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg" alt="KFC chicken shortage" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8498" /></a>\r\n\r\nOne starving child, Asha from east Africa wrote: "Oh my God, no KFC chicken in Britain? Sending love and prayers. And hugs."\r\n\r\nAnother nine-year-old who is ravished by famine took to Facebook straight away to change her profile picture to an image of Colonel Sanders, the KFC figurehead.\r\n\r\nSalma said: "Changing your profile picture is a brilliant way to show your support for something. We can really make a difference by doing an empty gesture like that.\r\n\r\n"These poor children in England, going to their local KFC to stuff their fat, over-indulged faces only to find it is closed.\r\n\r\n"We can\'t imagine such a horror, so am sending love and prayers. Our support should see them through this difficult time."\r\n\r\nParents in Britain are horrified by the food shortage.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34 from Ipswich, said on Facebook: "I am fuming. I took the kids for a KFC and by the time we had queued in the car to get to the ordering window they told us they had no chicken.\r\n\r\n"It\'s disgusting. We had to go to Burger King instead and the kids weren\'t happy."\r\n\r\nIn other news, millions in the third world face chronic hunger and the threat of famine.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'KFC shortage: Starving African kids send love and prayers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8497-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-20 08:02:48', '2018-02-20 08:02:48', '', 8497, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8497-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8502, 1, '2018-02-20 08:04:57', '2018-02-20 08:04:57', '\r\n\r\n<strong>Starving children in Africa have sent their love and prayers to Britain where parents are struggling to cope with the nationwide KFC shortage.</strong>\r\n\r\nThousands of angry mums and dads have complained after KFC restaurants closed owing to \'supply chain\' issues.\r\n\r\nNow children in the third world, who have not had anything decent to eat in months or even years, have taken to Facebook to send their love and prayers.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg" alt="KFC chicken shortage" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8498" /></a>\r\n\r\nOne starving child, Asha from east Africa wrote: "Oh my God, no KFC chicken in Britain? Sending love and prayers. And hugs."\r\n\r\nAnother nine-year-old who is ravished by famine took to Facebook straight away to change her profile picture to an image of Colonel Sanders, the KFC figurehead.\r\n\r\nSalma said: "Changing your profile picture is a brilliant way to show your support for something. We can really make a difference by doing an empty gesture like that.\r\n\r\n"These poor children in England, going to their local KFC to stuff their fat, over-indulged faces only to find it is closed.\r\n\r\n"We can\'t imagine such a horror, so am sending love and prayers. Our support should see them through this difficult time."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nParents in Britain are horrified by the food shortage.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34 from Ipswich, said on Facebook: "I am fuming. I took the kids for a KFC and by the time we had queued in the car to get to the ordering window they told us they had no chicken.\r\n\r\n"It\'s disgusting. We had to go to Burger King instead and the kids weren\'t happy."\r\n\r\nIn other news, millions in the third world face chronic hunger and the threat of famine.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'KFC shortage: Starving African kids send love and prayers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8497-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-20 08:04:57', '2018-02-20 08:04:57', '', 8497, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8497-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8503, 1, '2018-02-20 08:20:15', '2018-02-20 08:20:15', '\r\n\r\n<strong>Starving children in Africa have sent their love and prayers to Britain where parents are struggling to cope with the nationwide KFC shortage.</strong>\r\n\r\nThousands of angry mums and dads have complained after KFC restaurants closed owing to \'supply chain\' issues.\r\n\r\nNow children in the third world, who have not had anything decent to eat in months or even years, have taken to Facebook to send their love and prayers.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starving-children-KFC-e1519112854382.jpg" alt="KFC chicken shortage" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8498" /></a>\r\n\r\nOne starving child, Asha from east Africa wrote: "Oh my God, no KFC chicken in Britain? Sending love and prayers. And hugs."\r\n\r\nAnother nine-year-old who is ravished by famine took to Facebook straight away to change her profile picture to an image of Colonel Sanders, the KFC figurehead.\r\n\r\nSalma said: "Changing your profile picture is a brilliant way to show your support for something. We can really make a difference by doing an empty gesture like that.\r\n\r\n"These poor children in England, going to their local KFC to stuff their fat, over-indulged faces only to find it is closed.\r\n\r\n"We can\'t imagine such disappointment because KFC is finger lickin\' good.\r\n\r\n"So am sending love and prayers. Our support should see them through this difficult time."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nParents in Britain are horrified by the food shortage.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34 from Ipswich, said on Facebook: "I am fuming. I took the kids for a KFC and by the time we had queued in the car to get to the ordering window they told us they had no chicken.\r\n\r\n"It\'s disgusting. We had to go to Burger King instead and the kids weren\'t happy."\r\n\r\nIn other news, millions in the third world face chronic hunger and the threat of famine.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'KFC shortage: Starving African kids send love and prayers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8497-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-20 08:20:15', '2018-02-20 08:20:15', '', 8497, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8497-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8508, 1, '2018-02-23 10:36:38', '2018-02-23 10:36:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg" alt="" width="790" height="626" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8510" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk school has banned the traditional short-back-and-sides haircut - because pupils are being bullied for being "square" or "mummy\'s boys".\r\n</strong>\r\nThe head teacher of the North Suffolk Modern School in Lowestoft has written to every parent explaining that today\'s youngsters express themselves in a vivid range of "varied and wonderful" hairstyles.\r\n\r\nNow any boy arriving in what would be classed as an old-fashioned short-back-and-sides haircut will be sent home.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe letter from head teacher Mike Barrymore began arriving on doormats in Lowestoft this morning, and one concerned parent forwarded a copy to the Suffolk Gazette (reprinted above).\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is ridiculous. I always insist my 14-year-old Jamie is smart and he has a short back and sides. Now he won\'t be allowed into the school until he grows it longer or shaves weird shapes into it.\r\n\r\n"If other kids are bullying boys for being smart, then that is a sad state of affairs. It is even worse that a school is seemingly endorsing their behaviour.\r\n\r\n"Some of the haircuts I\'ve seen at the North Suffolk are a disgrace. Parents need to smarten them up and conform."\r\n\r\nJamie Fisher will now have to remain at home until he does something more creative with his hair.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg" alt="short back and sides haircut" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8509" /></a><center><i>Bullied for being smart: Jamie Fisher, 14</i></center>\r\n\r\nThe letter states: "I am sorry to report that cases of bullying against boys with a \'traditional\' short-back-and-sides haircut have increased in recent months. While some of our more old-fashioned parents think a short back and sides is \'smart\', this unfortunately makes your child stand out as a \'square\' or a \'mummy\'s boy\' (these are words from the classrooms, not mine)."\r\n\r\nIt adds that the school\'s policy has always been to be "inclusive" and so all children should be allowed the creative freedom to have extraordinary haircuts.\r\n\r\nMr Barrymore said: "As I am sure you are aware, most children now have varied and wonderful hairstyles - long, spiky, gelled, coloured or ruffled - and I read recently that one Norfolk school has many boys with something called a Meet Me At McDonald\'s hairstyle. Brilliant!"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome parents were fully supportive of the school\'s position. Dean Whiting, from Lowestoft, said: "Any boy with a short-back-and-sides haircut is just a sad little square.\r\n\r\n"They look like something from a prep school and are the type that will deserve a bop on the nose for being a creep."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'School bans traditional short-back-and-sides haircut to stop bullies', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'short-back-and-sides-haircut', '', '', '2018-02-23 10:42:06', '2018-02-23 10:42:06', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8508', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8511, 1, '2018-02-23 10:35:07', '2018-02-23 10:35:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg" alt="" width="790" height="626" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8510" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk school has banned the traditional short-back-and-sides haircut - because pupils are being bullied for being "square" or "mummy\'s boys".\r\n</strong>\r\nThe head teacher of the North Suffolk Modern School in Lowestoft has written to every parent explaining that today\'s youngsters express themselves in a vivid range of "varied and wonderful" hairstyles.\r\n\r\nNow any boy arriving in what would be classed as an old-fashioned short-back-and-sides haircut will be sent home.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe letter from head teacher Mike Barrymore began arriving on doormats in Lowestoft this morning, and one concerned parent forwarded a copy to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is ridiculous. I always insist my 14-year-old Jamie is smart and he has a short back and sides. Now he won\'t be allowed into the school until he grows it longer or shaves weird shapes into it.\r\n\r\n"If other kids are bullying boys for being smart, then that is a sad state of affairs. It is even worse that a school is seemingly endorsing their behaviour.\r\n\r\n"Some of the haircuts I\'ve seen at the North Suffolk are a disgrace. Parents need to smarten them up and conform."\r\n\r\nJamie Fisher will now have to remain at home until he does something more creative with his hair.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg" alt="short back and sides haircut" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8509" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe letter states: "I am sorry to report that cases of bullying against boys with a \'traditional\' short-back-and-sides haircut have increased in recent months. While some of our more old-fashioned parents think a short back and sides is \'smart\', this unfortunately makes your child stand out as a \'square\' or a \'mummy\'s boy\' (these are words from the classrooms, not mine)."\r\n\r\nIt adds that the school\'s policy has always been to be "inclusive" and so all children should be allowed the creative freedom to have extraordinary haircuts.\r\n\r\nMr Barrymore said: "While some of our more old-fashioned parents think a short back and sides is \'smart\', this unfortunately makes your child stand out as a \'square\' or a \'mummy\'s boy\' (these are words from the classrooms, not mine)."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome parents were fully supportive of the school\'s position. Dean Whiting, from Lowestoft, said: "Any boy with a short-back-and-sides haircut is just a sad little square.\r\n\r\n"They look like something from a prep school and are the type that will get a bop on the nose for being a creep."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'School bans traditional short-back-and-sides haircut to stop bullies', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8508-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-23 10:35:07', '2018-02-23 10:35:07', '', 8508, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8508-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8512, 1, '2018-02-23 10:40:36', '2018-02-23 10:40:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg" alt="" width="790" height="626" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8510" /></a>\n\n<strong>A Suffolk school has banned the traditional short-back-and-sides haircut - because pupils are being bullied for being "square" or "mummy\'s boys".\n</strong>\nThe head teacher of the North Suffolk Modern School in Lowestoft has written to every parent explaining that today\'s youngsters express themselves in a vivid range of "varied and wonderful" hairstyles.\n\nNow any boy arriving in what would be classed as an old-fashioned short-back-and-sides haircut will be sent home.\n\n\n\nThe letter from head teacher Mike Barrymore began arriving on doormats in Lowestoft this morning, and one concerned parent forwarded a copy to the Suffolk Gazette (reprinted above).\n\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is ridiculous. I always insist my 14-year-old Jamie is smart and he has a short back and sides. Now he won\'t be allowed into the school until he grows it longer or shaves weird shapes into it.\n\n"If other kids are bullying boys for being smart, then that is a sad state of affairs. It is even worse that a school is seemingly endorsing their behaviour.\n\n"Some of the haircuts I\'ve seen at the North Suffolk are a disgrace. Parents need to smarten them up and conform."\n\nJamie Fisher will now have to remain at home until he does something more creative with his hair.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg" alt="short back and sides haircut" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8509" /></a><center>Bullied for being smart: Jamie Fisher, 14</i></center>\n\nThe letter states: "I am sorry to report that cases of bullying against boys with a \'traditional\' short-back-and-sides haircut have increased in recent months. While some of our more old-fashioned parents think a short back and sides is \'smart\', this unfortunately makes your child stand out as a \'square\' or a \'mummy\'s boy\' (these are words from the classrooms, not mine)."\n\nIt adds that the school\'s policy has always been to be "inclusive" and so all children should be allowed the creative freedom to have extraordinary haircuts.\n\nMr Barrymore said: "As I am sure you are aware, most children now have varied and wonderful hairstyles - long, spiky, gelled, coloured or ruffled - and I read recently that one Norfolk school has many boys with something called a Meet Me At McDonald\'s hairstyle. Brilliant!."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSome parents were fully supportive of the school\'s position. Dean Whiting, from Lowestoft, said: "Any boy with a short-back-and-sides haircut is just a sad little square.\n\n"They look like something from a prep school and are the type that will get a bop on the nose for being a creep."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'School bans traditional short-back-and-sides haircut to stop bullies', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8508-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-23 10:40:36', '2018-02-23 10:40:36', '', 8508, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8508-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8513, 1, '2018-02-23 10:39:17', '2018-02-23 10:39:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg" alt="" width="790" height="626" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8510" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk school has banned the traditional short-back-and-sides haircut - because pupils are being bullied for being "square" or "mummy\'s boys".\r\n</strong>\r\nThe head teacher of the North Suffolk Modern School in Lowestoft has written to every parent explaining that today\'s youngsters express themselves in a vivid range of "varied and wonderful" hairstyles.\r\n\r\nNow any boy arriving in what would be classed as an old-fashioned short-back-and-sides haircut will be sent home.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe letter from head teacher Mike Barrymore began arriving on doormats in Lowestoft this morning, and one concerned parent forwarded a copy to the Suffolk Gazette (reprinted above).\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is ridiculous. I always insist my 14-year-old Jamie is smart and he has a short back and sides. Now he won\'t be allowed into the school until he grows it longer or shaves weird shapes into it.\r\n\r\n"If other kids are bullying boys for being smart, then that is a sad state of affairs. It is even worse that a school is seemingly endorsing their behaviour.\r\n\r\n"Some of the haircuts I\'ve seen at the North Suffolk are a disgrace. Parents need to smarten them up and conform."\r\n\r\nJamie Fisher will now have to remain at home until he does something more creative with his hair.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg" alt="short back and sides haircut" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8509" /></a><center>Bullied for being smart: Jamie Fisher, 14</i></center>\r\n\r\nThe letter states: "I am sorry to report that cases of bullying against boys with a \'traditional\' short-back-and-sides haircut have increased in recent months. While some of our more old-fashioned parents think a short back and sides is \'smart\', this unfortunately makes your child stand out as a \'square\' or a \'mummy\'s boy\' (these are words from the classrooms, not mine)."\r\n\r\nIt adds that the school\'s policy has always been to be "inclusive" and so all children should be allowed the creative freedom to have extraordinary haircuts.\r\n\r\nMr Barrymore said: "While some of our more old-fashioned parents think a short back and sides is \'smart\', this unfortunately makes your child stand out as a \'square\' or a \'mummy\'s boy\' (these are words from the classrooms, not mine)."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome parents were fully supportive of the school\'s position. Dean Whiting, from Lowestoft, said: "Any boy with a short-back-and-sides haircut is just a sad little square.\r\n\r\n"They look like something from a prep school and are the type that will get a bop on the nose for being a creep."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'School bans traditional short-back-and-sides haircut to stop bullies', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8508-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-23 10:39:17', '2018-02-23 10:39:17', '', 8508, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8508-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8514, 1, '2018-02-23 10:41:10', '2018-02-23 10:41:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg" alt="" width="790" height="626" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8510" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk school has banned the traditional short-back-and-sides haircut - because pupils are being bullied for being "square" or "mummy\'s boys".\r\n</strong>\r\nThe head teacher of the North Suffolk Modern School in Lowestoft has written to every parent explaining that today\'s youngsters express themselves in a vivid range of "varied and wonderful" hairstyles.\r\n\r\nNow any boy arriving in what would be classed as an old-fashioned short-back-and-sides haircut will be sent home.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe letter from head teacher Mike Barrymore began arriving on doormats in Lowestoft this morning, and one concerned parent forwarded a copy to the Suffolk Gazette (reprinted above).\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is ridiculous. I always insist my 14-year-old Jamie is smart and he has a short back and sides. Now he won\'t be allowed into the school until he grows it longer or shaves weird shapes into it.\r\n\r\n"If other kids are bullying boys for being smart, then that is a sad state of affairs. It is even worse that a school is seemingly endorsing their behaviour.\r\n\r\n"Some of the haircuts I\'ve seen at the North Suffolk are a disgrace. Parents need to smarten them up and conform."\r\n\r\nJamie Fisher will now have to remain at home until he does something more creative with his hair.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg" alt="short back and sides haircut" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8509" /></a><center>Bullied for being smart: Jamie Fisher, 14</i></center>\r\n\r\nThe letter states: "I am sorry to report that cases of bullying against boys with a \'traditional\' short-back-and-sides haircut have increased in recent months. While some of our more old-fashioned parents think a short back and sides is \'smart\', this unfortunately makes your child stand out as a \'square\' or a \'mummy\'s boy\' (these are words from the classrooms, not mine)."\r\n\r\nIt adds that the school\'s policy has always been to be "inclusive" and so all children should be allowed the creative freedom to have extraordinary haircuts.\r\n\r\nMr Barrymore said: "As I am sure you are aware, most children now have varied and wonderful hairstyles - long, spiky, gelled, coloured or ruffled - and I read recently that one Norfolk school has many boys with something called a Meet Me At McDonald\'s hairstyle. Brilliant!"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome parents were fully supportive of the school\'s position. Dean Whiting, from Lowestoft, said: "Any boy with a short-back-and-sides haircut is just a sad little square.\r\n\r\n"They look like something from a prep school and are the type that will deserve a bop on the nose for being a creep."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'School bans traditional short-back-and-sides haircut to stop bullies', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8508-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-23 10:41:10', '2018-02-23 10:41:10', '', 8508, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8508-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8515, 1, '2018-02-23 10:42:06', '2018-02-23 10:42:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-sides.jpg" alt="" width="790" height="626" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8510" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk school has banned the traditional short-back-and-sides haircut - because pupils are being bullied for being "square" or "mummy\'s boys".\r\n</strong>\r\nThe head teacher of the North Suffolk Modern School in Lowestoft has written to every parent explaining that today\'s youngsters express themselves in a vivid range of "varied and wonderful" hairstyles.\r\n\r\nNow any boy arriving in what would be classed as an old-fashioned short-back-and-sides haircut will be sent home.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe letter from head teacher Mike Barrymore began arriving on doormats in Lowestoft this morning, and one concerned parent forwarded a copy to the Suffolk Gazette (reprinted above).\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "This is ridiculous. I always insist my 14-year-old Jamie is smart and he has a short back and sides. Now he won\'t be allowed into the school until he grows it longer or shaves weird shapes into it.\r\n\r\n"If other kids are bullying boys for being smart, then that is a sad state of affairs. It is even worse that a school is seemingly endorsing their behaviour.\r\n\r\n"Some of the haircuts I\'ve seen at the North Suffolk are a disgrace. Parents need to smarten them up and conform."\r\n\r\nJamie Fisher will now have to remain at home until he does something more creative with his hair.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/short-back-and-sides-e1519381526249.jpg" alt="short back and sides haircut" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8509" /></a><center><i>Bullied for being smart: Jamie Fisher, 14</i></center>\r\n\r\nThe letter states: "I am sorry to report that cases of bullying against boys with a \'traditional\' short-back-and-sides haircut have increased in recent months. While some of our more old-fashioned parents think a short back and sides is \'smart\', this unfortunately makes your child stand out as a \'square\' or a \'mummy\'s boy\' (these are words from the classrooms, not mine)."\r\n\r\nIt adds that the school\'s policy has always been to be "inclusive" and so all children should be allowed the creative freedom to have extraordinary haircuts.\r\n\r\nMr Barrymore said: "As I am sure you are aware, most children now have varied and wonderful hairstyles - long, spiky, gelled, coloured or ruffled - and I read recently that one Norfolk school has many boys with something called a Meet Me At McDonald\'s hairstyle. Brilliant!"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSome parents were fully supportive of the school\'s position. Dean Whiting, from Lowestoft, said: "Any boy with a short-back-and-sides haircut is just a sad little square.\r\n\r\n"They look like something from a prep school and are the type that will deserve a bop on the nose for being a creep."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'School bans traditional short-back-and-sides haircut to stop bullies', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8508-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-23 10:42:06', '2018-02-23 10:42:06', '', 8508, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8508-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8516, 1, '2018-02-24 19:24:12', '2018-02-24 19:24:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg" alt="Give elephants guns" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8517" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Donald Trump says poaching will stop overnight once all elephants are given guns to defend themselves.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe revealed his master plan to prevent the majestic beasts from being wiped out by ivory hunters in Africa.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the world urged leaders to clamp down on armed poachers, Mr Trump surprised everyone by saying arming elephants is the answer.\r\n\r\n"Some elephants are already highly trained - you\'ve heard of elephant guns, right?\r\n\r\n"No poacher will try to use his gun to kill an elephant if he knows an elephant will also have a gun.\r\n\r\n"The problem will be gone instantly. The armed elephants will also earn a bonus."\r\n\r\nMr Trump said guns would be introduced around the bush for elephants to use from next week.\r\n\r\nBut some elephants were not so sure about the idea.\r\n\r\nElephant Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Wouldn\'t it be better just to stop the poachers having guns?\r\n\r\n"Then we wouldn\'t have to have guns either.\r\n\r\n“It makes no sense to solve one problem of weapons by bringing in more weapons."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe United Nations says 100 elephants are shot and butchered by poachers every day in Africa.\r\n\r\nYet seemingly nothing is done to stop the slaughter.\r\n\r\nIn other news, teachers in America are to be given guns to prevent madmen committing <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/us-school-massacre/">shooting massacres in US schools</a>.\r\n\r\nMr Trump says this new law means there will never be another school shooting again.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Give elephants guns to stop poaching, says Donald Trump', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'give-elephants-guns', '', '', '2018-02-24 22:48:41', '2018-02-24 22:48:41', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8516', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8518, 1, '2018-02-24 19:23:44', '2018-02-24 19:23:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg" alt="Give elephants guns" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8517" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Donald Trump says poaching will stop overnight once all elephants are given guns to defend themselves.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe revealed his master plan to stop the majestic beasts being wiped out by ivory hunters in Africa.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the world urged leaders to clamp down on armed poachers, Mr Trump surprised everyone by saying arming elephants is the answer.\r\n\r\n"Some elephants are already highly trained - you\'ve heard of elephant guns, right?\r\n\r\n"No poacher will try to use his gun to kill an elephant if he knows an elephant will also have a gun.\r\n\r\n"The problem will be gone instantly. The armed elephants will also earn a bonus."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut some elephants were not so sure about the idea.\r\n\r\nElephant Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Wouldn\'t it be better just to stop the poachers having guns?\r\n\r\n"Then we wouldn\'t have to have guns either. It makes no sense to solve one problem of weapons by bringing in more weapons."\r\n\r\nThe United Nations says 100 elephants are shot and butchered by poachers every day in Africa.\r\n\r\nYet seemingly nothing is done to stop the slaughter.\r\n\r\nIn other news, teachers in America are to be given guns to prevent madmen committing shooting massacres in US schools.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Give elephants guns to stop poaching, says Donald Trump', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8516-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-24 19:23:44', '2018-02-24 19:23:44', '', 8516, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8516-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8519, 1, '2018-02-24 22:48:35', '2018-02-24 22:48:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg" alt="Give elephants guns" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8517" /></a>\n\n<strong>Donald Trump says poaching will stop overnight once all elephants are given guns to defend themselves.</strong>\n\nHe revealed his master plan to prevent the majestic beasts from being wiped out by ivory hunters in Africa.\n\n\n\nAs the world urged leaders to clamp down on armed poachers, Mr Trump surprised everyone by saying arming elephants is the answer.\n\n"Some elephants are already highly trained - you\'ve heard of elephant guns, right?\n\n"No poacher will try to use his gun to kill an elephant if he knows an elephant will also have a gun.\n\n"The problem will be gone instantly. The armed elephants will also earn a bonus."\n\nMr Trump said guns would be introduced around the bush for elephants to use from next week.\n\nBut some elephants were not so sure about the idea.\n\nElephant Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Wouldn\'t it be better just to stop the poachers having guns?\n\n"Then we wouldn\'t have to have guns either.\n\n“It makes no sense to solve one problem of weapons by bringing in more weapons."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe United Nations says 100 elephants are shot and butchered by poachers every day in Africa.\n\nYet seemingly nothing is done to stop the slaughter.\n\nIn other news, teachers in America are to be given guns to prevent madmen committing <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/us-school-massacre/">shooting massacres in US schools</a>.\n\nMr Trump says this new law means there will never be another school shooting again.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Give elephants guns to stop poaching, says Donald Trump', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8516-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-24 22:48:35', '2018-02-24 22:48:35', '', 8516, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8516-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8520, 1, '2018-02-24 19:25:47', '2018-02-24 19:25:47', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg" alt="Give elephants guns" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8517" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Donald Trump says poaching will stop overnight once all elephants are given guns to defend themselves.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe revealed his master plan to prevent the majestic beasts from being wiped out by ivory hunters in Africa.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the world urged leaders to clamp down on armed poachers, Mr Trump surprised everyone by saying arming elephants is the answer.\r\n\r\n"Some elephants are already highly trained - you\'ve heard of elephant guns, right?\r\n\r\n"No poacher will try to use his gun to kill an elephant if he knows an elephant will also have a gun.\r\n\r\n"The problem will be gone instantly. The armed elephants will also earn a bonus."\r\n\r\nBut some elephants were not so sure about the idea.\r\n\r\nElephant Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Wouldn\'t it be better just to stop the poachers having guns?\r\n\r\n"Then we wouldn\'t have to have guns either. It makes no sense to solve one problem of weapons by bringing in more weapons."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe United Nations says 100 elephants are shot and butchered by poachers every day in Africa.\r\n\r\nYet seemingly nothing is done to stop the slaughter.\r\n\r\nIn other news, teachers in America are to be given guns to prevent madmen committing shooting massacres in US schools.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Give elephants guns to stop poaching, says Donald Trump', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8516-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-24 19:25:47', '2018-02-24 19:25:47', '', 8516, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8516-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8521, 1, '2018-02-24 19:27:12', '2018-02-24 19:27:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg" alt="Give elephants guns" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8517" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Donald Trump says poaching will stop overnight once all elephants are given guns to defend themselves.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe revealed his master plan to prevent the majestic beasts from being wiped out by ivory hunters in Africa.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the world urged leaders to clamp down on armed poachers, Mr Trump surprised everyone by saying arming elephants is the answer.\r\n\r\n"Some elephants are already highly trained - you\'ve heard of elephant guns, right?\r\n\r\n"No poacher will try to use his gun to kill an elephant if he knows an elephant will also have a gun.\r\n\r\n"The problem will be gone instantly. The armed elephants will also earn a bonus."\r\n\r\nMr Trump said guns would be introduced around the bush for elephants to use from next week.\r\n\r\nBut some elephants were not so sure about the idea.\r\n\r\nElephant Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Wouldn\'t it be better just to stop the poachers having guns?\r\n\r\n"Then we wouldn\'t have to have guns either. It makes no sense to solve one problem of weapons by bringing in more weapons."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe United Nations says 100 elephants are shot and butchered by poachers every day in Africa.\r\n\r\nYet seemingly nothing is done to stop the slaughter.\r\n\r\nIn other news, teachers in America are to be given guns to prevent madmen committing shooting massacres in US schools.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Give elephants guns to stop poaching, says Donald Trump', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8516-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-24 19:27:12', '2018-02-24 19:27:12', '', 8516, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8516-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8522, 1, '2018-02-24 19:46:04', '2018-02-24 19:46:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg" alt="Give elephants guns" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8517" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Donald Trump says poaching will stop overnight once all elephants are given guns to defend themselves.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe revealed his master plan to prevent the majestic beasts from being wiped out by ivory hunters in Africa.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the world urged leaders to clamp down on armed poachers, Mr Trump surprised everyone by saying arming elephants is the answer.\r\n\r\n"Some elephants are already highly trained - you\'ve heard of elephant guns, right?\r\n\r\n"No poacher will try to use his gun to kill an elephant if he knows an elephant will also have a gun.\r\n\r\n"The problem will be gone instantly. The armed elephants will also earn a bonus."\r\n\r\nMr Trump said guns would be introduced around the bush for elephants to use from next week.\r\n\r\nBut some elephants were not so sure about the idea.\r\n\r\nElephant Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Wouldn\'t it be better just to stop the poachers having guns?\r\n\r\n"Then we wouldn\'t have to have guns either. It makes no sense to solve one problem of weapons by bringing in more weapons."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe United Nations says 100 elephants are shot and butchered by poachers every day in Africa.\r\n\r\nYet seemingly nothing is done to stop the slaughter.\r\n\r\nIn other news, teachers in America are to be given guns to prevent madmen committing <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/us-school-massacre/">shooting massacres in US schools</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Give elephants guns to stop poaching, says Donald Trump', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8516-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-24 19:46:04', '2018-02-24 19:46:04', '', 8516, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8516-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8523, 1, '2018-02-24 19:47:45', '2018-02-24 19:47:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/school-girl-1-e1518691659900.jpg" alt="School girl massacre" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8469" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A little girl who is destined to be shot dead in America\'s next school massacre has applauded politicians for doing nothing about it.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, aged seven, will be killed next month when a deranged ex-pupil returns to her Texas school armed with an automatic assault rifle he purchased from the local gun shop.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the pretty youngster, who wanted to be a nurse if she grew up, said: "The people in Congress are very busy so don\'t have time to bother about minor things like stricter gun control.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, it\'s our constitutional right to own a gun, so young people like me being butchered in cold blood every week is just an unfortunate irrelevance."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after the latest massacre in Parkland, Florida left at least 17 students dead - the 18th US school shooting this year - Lorraine said the National Rifle Association still had her support.\r\n\r\n"The NRA insist it is not guns that kill, but the people using them.\r\n\r\n"When a madman comes to my classroom and begins blasting away, I\'ll be sure to remember that."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine and her school chums say it is jolly unfair for anyone to criticize America\'s politicians for allowing school killing sprees to happen.\r\n\r\n"We had a chat in the playground about it today, and we all agreed an individual\'s right to carry a weapon to protect himself is far more important than saving any of our lives."\r\n\r\nWhen it was pointed out that banning guns would mean people did not have to be <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/give-elephants-guns/">armed to protect themselves</a>, Lorraine got quite cross.\r\n\r\n"Look, it\'s in the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution which was written only recently in 1791, so is still totally relevant. And that\'s far more important than my life."\r\n\r\nIt is not known exactly when Lorraine and her seven-year-old friends will be killed, but they are still practicing hiding under desks - like that works.\r\n\r\n<em>(Editor\'s note: before anyone complains, this article is not meant to be funny.)</em>', 'Next girl to be shot in a US school massacre applauds politicians', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8467-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-24 19:47:45', '2018-02-24 19:47:45', '', 8467, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8525, 1, '2018-02-24 22:45:06', '2018-02-24 22:45:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg" alt="Give elephants guns" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8517" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Donald Trump says poaching will stop overnight once all elephants are given guns to defend themselves.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe revealed his master plan to prevent the majestic beasts from being wiped out by ivory hunters in Africa.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the world urged leaders to clamp down on armed poachers, Mr Trump surprised everyone by saying arming elephants is the answer.\r\n\r\n"Some elephants are already highly trained - you\'ve heard of elephant guns, right?\r\n\r\n"No poacher will try to use his gun to kill an elephant if he knows an elephant will also have a gun.\r\n\r\n"The problem will be gone instantly. The armed elephants will also earn a bonus."\r\n\r\nMr Trump said guns would be introduced around the bush for elephants to use from next week.\r\n\r\nBut some elephants were not so sure about the idea.\r\n\r\nElephant Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Wouldn\'t it be better just to stop the poachers having guns?\r\n\r\n"Then we wouldn\'t have to have guns either. It makes no sense to solve one problem of weapons by bringing in more weapons."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe United Nations says 100 elephants are shot and butchered by poachers every day in Africa.\r\n\r\nYet seemingly nothing is done to stop the slaughter.\r\n\r\nIn other news, teachers in America are to be given guns to prevent madmen committing <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/us-school-massacre/">shooting massacres in US schools</a>.\r\n\r\nMr Trump says this new law means there will never be another school shooting again.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Give elephants guns to stop poaching, says Donald Trump', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8516-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-24 22:45:06', '2018-02-24 22:45:06', '', 8516, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8516-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8526, 1, '2018-02-24 22:48:41', '2018-02-24 22:48:41', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/give-elephants-guns-e1519499938819.jpg" alt="Give elephants guns" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8517" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Donald Trump says poaching will stop overnight once all elephants are given guns to defend themselves.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe revealed his master plan to prevent the majestic beasts from being wiped out by ivory hunters in Africa.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the world urged leaders to clamp down on armed poachers, Mr Trump surprised everyone by saying arming elephants is the answer.\r\n\r\n"Some elephants are already highly trained - you\'ve heard of elephant guns, right?\r\n\r\n"No poacher will try to use his gun to kill an elephant if he knows an elephant will also have a gun.\r\n\r\n"The problem will be gone instantly. The armed elephants will also earn a bonus."\r\n\r\nMr Trump said guns would be introduced around the bush for elephants to use from next week.\r\n\r\nBut some elephants were not so sure about the idea.\r\n\r\nElephant Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Wouldn\'t it be better just to stop the poachers having guns?\r\n\r\n"Then we wouldn\'t have to have guns either.\r\n\r\n“It makes no sense to solve one problem of weapons by bringing in more weapons."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe United Nations says 100 elephants are shot and butchered by poachers every day in Africa.\r\n\r\nYet seemingly nothing is done to stop the slaughter.\r\n\r\nIn other news, teachers in America are to be given guns to prevent madmen committing <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/us-school-massacre/">shooting massacres in US schools</a>.\r\n\r\nMr Trump says this new law means there will never be another school shooting again.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Give elephants guns to stop poaching, says Donald Trump', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8516-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-24 22:48:41', '2018-02-24 22:48:41', '', 8516, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8516-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8527, 1, '2018-02-25 09:44:08', '2018-02-25 09:44:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg" alt="welsh bobsleigh team" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8528" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Welsh bobsleigh team has stunned world sport by winning gold at the Winter Olympics.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey had gone to South Korea as rank outsiders after failing to impress during training runs at their base near Swansea.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut despite one of the four-man team somehow facing the wrong way, victory was secured in a stunning time of three minutes 13.85.\r\n\r\nThat time shaved two seconds off the Germans, who were relegated to second.\r\n\r\nThe Germans looked a little sheepish after they realised their time had been crushed by the unfancied Welsh.\r\n\r\nWelsh Winter Olympic manager Dai Evans said: "Nobody gave our bobsleigh team a chance, but they couldn\'t pull the wool over our eyes.\r\n\r\n"We have been training hard all winter and deserved the win."\r\n\r\nHe said a mix-up at the start of the final run saw rear rider Ivor Williams facing the wrong way.\r\n\r\nMr Evans said: "He got in a tangle and leapt into the sled the wrong way round. Perhaps it was an advantage not to be able to see where he was going."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA worldwide television audience was impressed with the Welsh team\'s efforts.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/north-korea-winter-olympics/">Winter Olympics</a> fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk said: "We had a bit of a giggle when we saw them at the top of the run.\r\n\r\n"The sled did not look very hi-tech - but they bombed down the run at lightening speed."\r\n\r\nThe Welsh now hope to increase their medal haul in today\'s ski-jump final.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Welsh bobsleigh team wins Winter Olympic gold', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'welsh-bobsleigh-team', '', '', '2018-02-27 10:09:14', '2018-02-27 10:09:14', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8527', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8529, 1, '2018-02-25 09:43:24', '2018-02-25 09:43:24', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg" alt="welsh bobsleigh team" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8528" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Welsh bobsleigh team has stunned world sport by winning gold at the Winter Olympics.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey had gone to South Korea as rank outsiders after failing to impress during training runs at their base near Swansea.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut despite one of the four-man team somehow facing the wrong way, victory was secured in a stunning time of three minutes 13.85.\r\n\r\nThat time shaved two seconds off the Germans, who were relegated to second.\r\n\r\nWelsh Winter Olympic manager Dai Evans said: "Nobody gave a bobsleigh team a chance, but they couldn\'t pull the wool over our eyes.\r\n\r\n"We have been training hard all winter and deserved the win."\r\n\r\nHe said a mix-up at the start of the final run saw rear rider Ivor Williams facing the wrong way.\r\n\r\nMr Evans said: "He got in a tangle and leapt into the sled the wrong way round. Perhaps it was an advantage not to be able to see where he was going."\r\n\r\n[AdSenSe-B]\r\n\r\nA worldwide audience was impressed with the Welsh team\'s efforts.\r\n\r\nWinter Olympics fans Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk said: "We had a bit of a giggle when we saw them at the top of the run.\r\n\r\n"The sled did not look very hi-tech - but they bombed down the run at lightening speed."\r\n\r\nThe Welsh now hope to increase their medal haul in the ski-jump final.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Welsh bobsleigh team wins Winter Olympic gold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8527-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-25 09:43:24', '2018-02-25 09:43:24', '', 8527, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8527-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8530, 1, '2018-02-25 09:50:36', '2018-02-25 09:50:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg" alt="welsh bobsleigh team" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8528" /></a>\n\n<strong>The Welsh bobsleigh team has stunned world sport by winning gold at the Winter Olympics.</strong>\n\nThey had gone to South Korea as rank outsiders after failing to impress during training runs at their base near Swansea.\n\n\n\nBut despite one of the four-man team somehow facing the wrong way, victory was secured in a stunning time of three minutes 13.85.\n\nThat time shaved two seconds off the Germans, who were relegated to second.\n\nThe Ger\n\nWelsh Winter Olympic manager Dai Evans said: "Nobody gave our bobsleigh team a chance, but they couldn\'t pull the wool over our eyes.\n\n"We have been training hard all winter and deserved the win."\n\nHe said a mix-up at the start of the final run saw rear rider Ivor Williams facing the wrong way.\n\nMr Evans said: "He got in a tangle and leapt into the sled the wrong way round. Perhaps it was an advantage not to be able to see where he was going."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA worldwide television audience was impressed with the Welsh team\'s efforts.\n\nWinter Olympics fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk said: "We had a bit of a giggle when we saw them at the top of the run.\n\n"The sled did not look very hi-tech - but they bombed down the run at lightening speed."\n\nThe Welsh now hope to increase their medal haul in today\'s ski-jump final.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Welsh bobsleigh team wins Winter Olympic gold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8527-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-25 09:50:36', '2018-02-25 09:50:36', '', 8527, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8527-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8531, 1, '2018-02-25 09:46:38', '2018-02-25 09:46:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg" alt="welsh bobsleigh team" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8528" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Welsh bobsleigh team has stunned world sport by winning gold at the Winter Olympics.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey had gone to South Korea as rank outsiders after failing to impress during training runs at their base near Swansea.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut despite one of the four-man team somehow facing the wrong way, victory was secured in a stunning time of three minutes 13.85.\r\n\r\nThat time shaved two seconds off the Germans, who were relegated to second.\r\n\r\nWelsh Winter Olympic manager Dai Evans said: "Nobody gave our bobsleigh team a chance, but they couldn\'t pull the wool over our eyes.\r\n\r\n"We have been training hard all winter and deserved the win."\r\n\r\nHe said a mix-up at the start of the final run saw rear rider Ivor Williams facing the wrong way.\r\n\r\nMr Evans said: "He got in a tangle and leapt into the sled the wrong way round. Perhaps it was an advantage not to be able to see where he was going."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA worldwide television audience was impressed with the Welsh team\'s efforts.\r\n\r\nWinter Olympics fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk said: "We had a bit of a giggle when we saw them at the top of the run.\r\n\r\n"The sled did not look very hi-tech - but they bombed down the run at lightening speed."\r\n\r\nThe Welsh now hope to increase their medal haul in today\'s ski-jump final.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Welsh bobsleigh team wins Winter Olympic gold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8527-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-25 09:46:38', '2018-02-25 09:46:38', '', 8527, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8527-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8532, 1, '2018-02-25 09:51:13', '2018-02-25 09:51:13', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg" alt="welsh bobsleigh team" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8528" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Welsh bobsleigh team has stunned world sport by winning gold at the Winter Olympics.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey had gone to South Korea as rank outsiders after failing to impress during training runs at their base near Swansea.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut despite one of the four-man team somehow facing the wrong way, victory was secured in a stunning time of three minutes 13.85.\r\n\r\nThat time shaved two seconds off the Germans, who were relegated to second.\r\n\r\nThe Germans looked a little sheepish after they realised their time had been crushed by the unfancied Welsh.\r\n\r\nWelsh Winter Olympic manager Dai Evans said: "Nobody gave our bobsleigh team a chance, but they couldn\'t pull the wool over our eyes.\r\n\r\n"We have been training hard all winter and deserved the win."\r\n\r\nHe said a mix-up at the start of the final run saw rear rider Ivor Williams facing the wrong way.\r\n\r\nMr Evans said: "He got in a tangle and leapt into the sled the wrong way round. Perhaps it was an advantage not to be able to see where he was going."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA worldwide television audience was impressed with the Welsh team\'s efforts.\r\n\r\nWinter Olympics fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk said: "We had a bit of a giggle when we saw them at the top of the run.\r\n\r\n"The sled did not look very hi-tech - but they bombed down the run at lightening speed."\r\n\r\nThe Welsh now hope to increase their medal haul in today\'s ski-jump final.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Welsh bobsleigh team wins Winter Olympic gold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8527-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-25 09:51:13', '2018-02-25 09:51:13', '', 8527, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8527-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8535, 1, '2019-01-29 12:22:42', '2019-01-29 12:22:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8536" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" width="650" height="488" /></a>\n\n<strong>Suffolk residents have been warned to expect two feet of snow, and to take appropriate precautions.</strong>\n\nThe two feet are expected to appear at various places across the county overnight, bringing chaos and destruction.\n\n\n\nMet Office spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Some people will be waking up to two feet of snow. We urge them to take precautions and avoid walking into them.\n\n"Simply walk around them and there should not be any issues.\n\n"Please do not approach the two feet of snow, or attempt to jump on them."\n\nSuffolk county highways officials are busy out gritting in case the two feet of snow wander onto any roads.\n\nBut in what can only be described as "over-cautious" preparations, Greater Anglia has already cancelled loads of services for the remainder of the week. They have also <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/greater-anglia-cancels-trains/">cancelled trains in July</a> because it is expected to be quite hot.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAn insider at the rail company said: "Imagine if these two feet of snow sat on a rail line?\n\n"There would be absolute carnage, and no-one would forgive us. Best to be safe than sorry - and cancel everything."\n\nIt is thought the two feet of snow could stick around until the weekend.\n\nIn which case they have a great chance of being selected to play for Ipswich in the crunch home game against Sheffield Wednesday on Saturday.\n\nA pal of Town manager Paul Lambert said: "Paul always likes a player with two good feet, and these two feet of snow could do a proper job against Sheffield."\n\nThe only good news relating to snow is the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/welsh-bobsleigh-team/">Welsh bobsleigh team winning gold at the Winter Olympics</a>.\n\nMeanwhile, the snow has caused a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/polar-bear-ipswich/">polar bear to turn up in Ipswich</a>, while there are complaints about the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-snow-plough/">new snow plough fleet in Norfolk</a> not being up to the job.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Suffolk warned to expect two feet of snow', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'two-feet-snow', '', '', '2019-01-29 20:40:06', '2019-01-29 20:40:06', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8535', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8537, 1, '2018-02-26 13:21:26', '2018-02-26 13:21:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8536" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk residents have been warned to expect two feet of snow, and to take appropriate precautions.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe two feet are expected to appear at various places across the county overnight, bringing chaos and destruction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMet Office spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Some people will be waking up to two feet of snow. We urge them to take precautions and avoid walking into them.\r\n\r\n"Simply walk around them and there should not be any issues."\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways officials are busy out gritting in case the two feet of snow wander onto any roads.\r\n\r\nBut in what can only be described as "over-cautious" preparations, Greater Anglia has already cancelled loads of services for the remainder of the week.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at the rail company said: "Imagine if these two feet of snow sat on a rail line?\r\n\r\n"There would be absolute carnage, and no-one would forgive us. Best to be safe than sorry - and cancel everything."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the two feet of snow could stick around until the weekend.\r\n\r\nIn which case they have a great chance of being selected to play for Ipswich in the crunch home game against Hull City on Saturday.\r\n\r\nA pal of Town manager Mick McCarthy said: "Mick always likes a player with two good feet, and these two feet of snow could do a proper job against Hull." \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk warned to expect two feet of snow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8535-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-26 13:21:26', '2018-02-26 13:21:26', '', 8535, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8539, 1, '2018-02-26 13:29:51', '2018-02-26 13:29:51', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8536" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk residents have been warned to expect two feet of snow, and to take appropriate precautions.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe two feet are expected to appear at various places across the county overnight, bringing chaos and destruction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMet Office spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Some people will be waking up to two feet of snow. We urge them to take precautions and avoid walking into them.\r\n\r\n"Simply walk around them and there should not be any issues.\r\n\r\n"Please do no approach the two feet of snow, or attempt to jump on them."\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways officials are busy out gritting in case the two feet of snow wander onto any roads.\r\n\r\nBut in what can only be described as "over-cautious" preparations, Greater Anglia has already cancelled loads of services for the remainder of the week.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at the rail company said: "Imagine if these two feet of snow sat on a rail line?\r\n\r\n"There would be absolute carnage, and no-one would forgive us. Best to be safe than sorry - and cancel everything."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the two feet of snow could stick around until the weekend.\r\n\r\nIn which case they have a great chance of being selected to play for Ipswich in the crunch home game against Hull City on Saturday.\r\n\r\nA pal of Town manager Mick McCarthy said: "Mick always likes a player with two good feet, and these two feet of snow could do a proper job against Hull." \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk warned to expect two feet of snow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8535-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-26 13:29:51', '2018-02-26 13:29:51', '', 8535, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8540, 1, '2018-02-26 13:32:29', '2018-02-26 13:32:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8536" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk residents have been warned to expect two feet of snow, and to take appropriate precautions.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe two feet - what remains of the so-called Beast From the East - are expected to appear at various places across the county overnight, bringing chaos and destruction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMet Office spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Some people will be waking up to two feet of snow. We urge them to take precautions and avoid walking into them.\r\n\r\n"Simply walk around them and there should not be any issues.\r\n\r\n"Please do no approach the two feet of snow, or attempt to jump on them."\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways officials are busy out gritting in case the two feet of snow wander onto any roads.\r\n\r\nBut in what can only be described as "over-cautious" preparations, Greater Anglia has already cancelled loads of services for the remainder of the week.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at the rail company said: "Imagine if these two feet of snow sat on a rail line?\r\n\r\n"There would be absolute carnage, and no-one would forgive us. Best to be safe than sorry - and cancel everything."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the two feet of snow could stick around until the weekend.\r\n\r\nIn which case they have a great chance of being selected to play for Ipswich in the crunch home game against Hull City on Saturday.\r\n\r\nA pal of Town manager Mick McCarthy said: "Mick always likes a player with two good feet, and these two feet of snow could do a proper job against Hull." \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk warned to expect two feet of snow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8535-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-26 13:32:29', '2018-02-26 13:32:29', '', 8535, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8541, 1, '2018-02-27 09:29:59', '2018-02-27 09:29:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nRail company Greater Anglia has informed passengers it is cancelling most services in the first two weeks of July because it is forecast to be very hot.</strong>\r\n\r\nCautious bosses say rails and overhead lines are affected by hot weather, and it is better to just cancel the services four months ahead.\r\n\r\nAs a result, they have stopped all branch line services for a fortnight, and reduced running on the mainline into London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after Greater Anglia cut many services ahead of some expected <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">cold weather this week</a>.\r\n\r\nDespite not much snow affecting the region on Tuesday morning, many people could not find a train, and there were reports of crowds building up at Chelmsford in Essex.\r\n\r\nCommuter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk  was not impressed with the July closures.\r\n\r\n"The trains stop if it is too cold. They stop if it is too hot. They stop if there are leaves on the line, and they stop if there is the wrong kind of rain.\r\n\r\n"It might be much easier if Greater Anglia just sent out a press release informing us which days of the year the trains will actually be running."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Greater Anglia said: "We were right to cancel so many trains before a snowflake had actually fallen this week.\r\n\r\n"And in the same way we are right to stop all the trains in July - a decision we took today to make sure all our customers have plenty of time to find alternative transport.\r\n\r\n"If it is too hot, like the weather experts tell us it will be in July, then the rails can buckle and the overhead lines don\'t like it.\r\n\r\n"There is also an increased risk of line-side fires, and we wouldn\'t want any of our trains and customers to go up in an inferno."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, commuters were today left wondering how the rail services in frozen Canada seem to work perfectly well. All the time.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Greater Anglia cancels trains in July because it\'s expected to be too hot', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'greater-anglia-cancels-trains', '', '', '2018-02-27 09:36:59', '2018-02-27 09:36:59', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8541', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8542, 1, '2018-02-27 09:29:29', '2018-02-27 09:29:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nRail company Greater Anglia has informed passengers it is canceling most services in the first two weeks of July because it is forecast to be very hot.</strong>\r\n\r\nCautious bosses say rails and overhead lines are affected by hot weather, and it is better to just cancel the services four months ahead.\r\n\r\nAs a result, they have stopped all branch line services for a fortnight, and reduced running on the mainline into London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after Greater Anglia cut many services ahead of some expected cold weather this week.\r\n\r\nDespite not much snow affecting the region on Tuesday morning, many people could not find a train, and there were reports of crowds building up at Chelmsford in Essex.\r\n\r\nCommuter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk  was not impressed with the July closures.\r\n\r\n"The trains stop if it is too cold. They stop if it is too hot. They stop if there are leaves on the line, and they stop if there is the wrong kind of rain.\r\n\r\n"It might be much easier if Greater Anglia just sent out a press release informing us which days of the year the trains will actually be running."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Greater Anglia said: "We were right to cancel so many trains before a snowflake had actually fallen this week.\r\n\r\n"And in the same way we are right to stop all the trains in July - a decision we took today to make sure all our customers have plenty of time to find alternative transport.\r\n\r\n"If it is too hot, like the weather experts tell us it will be in July, then the rails can buckle and the overhead lines don\'t like it.\r\n\r\n"There is also an increased risk of line-side fires, and we wouldn\'t want any of our trains and customers to go up in an inferno."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, commuters were today left wondering how the rail services in frozen Canada seem to work perfectly well. All the time.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Greater Anglia cancels trains in July because it\'s expected to be too hot', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8541-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-27 09:29:29', '2018-02-27 09:29:29', '', 8541, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8541-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8543, 1, '2018-02-27 09:31:42', '2018-02-27 09:31:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nRail company Greater Anglia has informed passengers it is cancelling most services in the first two weeks of July because it is forecast to be very hot.</strong>\n\nCautious bosses say rails and overhead lines are affected by hot weather, and it is better to just cancel the services four months ahead.\n\nAs a result, they have stopped all branch line services for a fortnight, and reduced running on the mainline into London.\n\n\n\nThe news comes just days after Greater Anglia cut many services ahead of some expected cold weather this week.\n\nDespite not much snow affecting the region on Tuesday morning, many people could not find a train, and there were reports of crowds building up at Chelmsford in Essex.\n\nCommuter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk  was not impressed with the July closures.\n\n"The trains stop if it is too cold. They stop if it is too hot. They stop if there are leaves on the line, and they stop if there is the wrong kind of rain.\n\n"It might be much easier if Greater Anglia just sent out a press release informing us which days of the year the trains will actually be running."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAn insider at Greater Anglia said: "We were right to cancel so many trains before a snowflake had actually fallen this week.\n\n"And in the same way we are right to stop all the trains in July - a decision we took today to make sure all our customers have plenty of time to find alternative transport.\n\n"If it is too hot, like the weather experts tell us it will be in July, then the rails can buckle and the overhead lines don\'t like it.\n\n"There is also an increased risk of line-side fires, and we wouldn\'t want any of our trains and customers to go up in an inferno."\n\nMeanwhile, commuters were today left wondering how the rail services in frozen Canada seem to work perfectly well. All the time.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Greater Anglia cancels trains in July because it\'s expected to be too hot', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8541-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-02-27 09:31:42', '2018-02-27 09:31:42', '', 8541, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8541-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8544, 1, '2018-02-27 09:31:55', '2018-02-27 09:31:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nRail company Greater Anglia has informed passengers it is cancelling most services in the first two weeks of July because it is forecast to be very hot.</strong>\r\n\r\nCautious bosses say rails and overhead lines are affected by hot weather, and it is better to just cancel the services four months ahead.\r\n\r\nAs a result, they have stopped all branch line services for a fortnight, and reduced running on the mainline into London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after Greater Anglia cut many services ahead of some expected cold weather this week.\r\n\r\nDespite not much snow affecting the region on Tuesday morning, many people could not find a train, and there were reports of crowds building up at Chelmsford in Essex.\r\n\r\nCommuter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk  was not impressed with the July closures.\r\n\r\n"The trains stop if it is too cold. They stop if it is too hot. They stop if there are leaves on the line, and they stop if there is the wrong kind of rain.\r\n\r\n"It might be much easier if Greater Anglia just sent out a press release informing us which days of the year the trains will actually be running."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Greater Anglia said: "We were right to cancel so many trains before a snowflake had actually fallen this week.\r\n\r\n"And in the same way we are right to stop all the trains in July - a decision we took today to make sure all our customers have plenty of time to find alternative transport.\r\n\r\n"If it is too hot, like the weather experts tell us it will be in July, then the rails can buckle and the overhead lines don\'t like it.\r\n\r\n"There is also an increased risk of line-side fires, and we wouldn\'t want any of our trains and customers to go up in an inferno."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, commuters were today left wondering how the rail services in frozen Canada seem to work perfectly well. All the time.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Greater Anglia cancels trains in July because it\'s expected to be too hot', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8541-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-27 09:31:55', '2018-02-27 09:31:55', '', 8541, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8541-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8545, 1, '2018-02-27 09:36:59', '2018-02-27 09:36:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg" alt="Ipswich station" width="450" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2526" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nRail company Greater Anglia has informed passengers it is cancelling most services in the first two weeks of July because it is forecast to be very hot.</strong>\r\n\r\nCautious bosses say rails and overhead lines are affected by hot weather, and it is better to just cancel the services four months ahead.\r\n\r\nAs a result, they have stopped all branch line services for a fortnight, and reduced running on the mainline into London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after Greater Anglia cut many services ahead of some expected <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">cold weather this week</a>.\r\n\r\nDespite not much snow affecting the region on Tuesday morning, many people could not find a train, and there were reports of crowds building up at Chelmsford in Essex.\r\n\r\nCommuter Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk  was not impressed with the July closures.\r\n\r\n"The trains stop if it is too cold. They stop if it is too hot. They stop if there are leaves on the line, and they stop if there is the wrong kind of rain.\r\n\r\n"It might be much easier if Greater Anglia just sent out a press release informing us which days of the year the trains will actually be running."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at Greater Anglia said: "We were right to cancel so many trains before a snowflake had actually fallen this week.\r\n\r\n"And in the same way we are right to stop all the trains in July - a decision we took today to make sure all our customers have plenty of time to find alternative transport.\r\n\r\n"If it is too hot, like the weather experts tell us it will be in July, then the rails can buckle and the overhead lines don\'t like it.\r\n\r\n"There is also an increased risk of line-side fires, and we wouldn\'t want any of our trains and customers to go up in an inferno."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, commuters were today left wondering how the rail services in frozen Canada seem to work perfectly well. All the time.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Greater Anglia cancels trains in July because it\'s expected to be too hot', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8541-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-27 09:36:59', '2018-02-27 09:36:59', '', 8541, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8541-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8546, 1, '2018-02-27 09:38:55', '2018-02-27 09:38:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8536" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk residents have been warned to expect two feet of snow, and to take appropriate precautions.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe two feet - what remains of the so-called Beast From the East - are expected to appear at various places across the county overnight, bringing chaos and destruction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMet Office spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Some people will be waking up to two feet of snow. We urge them to take precautions and avoid walking into them.\r\n\r\n"Simply walk around them and there should not be any issues.\r\n\r\n"Please do no approach the two feet of snow, or attempt to jump on them."\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways officials are busy out gritting in case the two feet of snow wander onto any roads.\r\n\r\nBut in what can only be described as "over-cautious" preparations, Greater Anglia has already cancelled loads of services for the remainder of the week. They have also <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/greater-anglia-cancels-trains/">cancelled trains in July</a> because it is expected to be quite hot.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at the rail company said: "Imagine if these two feet of snow sat on a rail line?\r\n\r\n"There would be absolute carnage, and no-one would forgive us. Best to be safe than sorry - and cancel everything."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the two feet of snow could stick around until the weekend.\r\n\r\nIn which case they have a great chance of being selected to play for Ipswich in the crunch home game against Hull City on Saturday.\r\n\r\nA pal of Town manager Mick McCarthy said: "Mick always likes a player with two good feet, and these two feet of snow could do a proper job against Hull."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk warned to expect two feet of snow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8535-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-27 09:38:55', '2018-02-27 09:38:55', '', 8535, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8547, 1, '2018-02-27 09:57:45', '2018-02-27 09:57:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8536" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk residents have been warned to expect two feet of snow, and to take appropriate precautions.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe two feet - what remains of the so-called Beast From the East - are expected to appear at various places across the county overnight, bringing chaos and destruction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMet Office spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Some people will be waking up to two feet of snow. We urge them to take precautions and avoid walking into them.\r\n\r\n"Simply walk around them and there should not be any issues.\r\n\r\n"Please do no approach the two feet of snow, or attempt to jump on them."\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways officials are busy out gritting in case the two feet of snow wander onto any roads.\r\n\r\nBut in what can only be described as "over-cautious" preparations, Greater Anglia has already cancelled loads of services for the remainder of the week. They have also <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/greater-anglia-cancels-trains/">cancelled trains in July</a> because it is expected to be quite hot.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at the rail company said: "Imagine if these two feet of snow sat on a rail line?\r\n\r\n"There would be absolute carnage, and no-one would forgive us. Best to be safe than sorry - and cancel everything."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the two feet of snow could stick around until the weekend.\r\n\r\nIn which case they have a great chance of being selected to play for Ipswich in the crunch home game against Hull City on Saturday.\r\n\r\nA pal of Town manager Mick McCarthy said: "Mick always likes a player with two good feet, and these two feet of snow could do a proper job against Hull."\r\n\r\nThe only good news relating to snow is the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/welsh-bobsleigh-team/">Welsh bobsleigh team winning gold at the Winter Olympics</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk warned to expect two feet of snow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8535-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-27 09:57:45', '2018-02-27 09:57:45', '', 8535, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8548, 1, '2018-02-27 10:09:14', '2018-02-27 10:09:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/welsh-bobsleigh-team.jpg" alt="welsh bobsleigh team" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8528" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The Welsh bobsleigh team has stunned world sport by winning gold at the Winter Olympics.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey had gone to South Korea as rank outsiders after failing to impress during training runs at their base near Swansea.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut despite one of the four-man team somehow facing the wrong way, victory was secured in a stunning time of three minutes 13.85.\r\n\r\nThat time shaved two seconds off the Germans, who were relegated to second.\r\n\r\nThe Germans looked a little sheepish after they realised their time had been crushed by the unfancied Welsh.\r\n\r\nWelsh Winter Olympic manager Dai Evans said: "Nobody gave our bobsleigh team a chance, but they couldn\'t pull the wool over our eyes.\r\n\r\n"We have been training hard all winter and deserved the win."\r\n\r\nHe said a mix-up at the start of the final run saw rear rider Ivor Williams facing the wrong way.\r\n\r\nMr Evans said: "He got in a tangle and leapt into the sled the wrong way round. Perhaps it was an advantage not to be able to see where he was going."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA worldwide television audience was impressed with the Welsh team\'s efforts.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/north-korea-winter-olympics/">Winter Olympics</a> fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk said: "We had a bit of a giggle when we saw them at the top of the run.\r\n\r\n"The sled did not look very hi-tech - but they bombed down the run at lightening speed."\r\n\r\nThe Welsh now hope to increase their medal haul in today\'s ski-jump final.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Welsh bobsleigh team wins Winter Olympic gold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8527-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-27 10:09:14', '2018-02-27 10:09:14', '', 8527, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8527-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8549, 1, '2018-02-28 09:36:26', '2018-02-28 09:36:26', 'The Suffolk Gazette welcomes your stories, comments and feedback. Stories (nothing libelous, abusive, racist, sexist, generally offensive etc) must be remotely funny and not get us into trouble.\r\n\r\nPlease use this form to submit your story idea, general comment or threats of violence if you happen to be from Norfolk.\r\n\r\n[wpdevart_forms id=1]\r\n', 'Contact us', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '65-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-28 09:36:26', '2018-02-28 09:36:26', '', 65, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/65-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8550, 1, '2018-02-28 17:24:57', '2018-02-28 17:24:57', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/polar-bear-in-ipswich.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/polar-bear-in-ipswich.jpg" alt="polar bear visits ipswich" width="741" height="648" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8551" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>It is so cold in Ipswich that a polar bear has been spotted roaming the streets, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents around the Woodbridge Road area saw the huge, white bear strolling along looking for food.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt had been attracted to Suffolk by freezing temperatures and many inches of snow, swept in by the so-called Beast From The East.\r\n\r\nExperts say it is unusual for polar bears to wander around town centres in Suffolk, but residents should not be alarmed.\r\n\r\nArctic expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Changes in the weather can cause the wildlife to change their habits.\r\n\r\n"Recently, for example, the Suffolk Gazette revealed how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">five penguins were spotted on Felixstowe beach</a>, so Suffolk has had its fair share of rare visitors.\r\n\r\n"Judging by your exclusive photograph, this male polar bear seems quite friendly.\r\n\r\n"But I would recommend your readers do not approach it, or ask to have their photo taken with it. \r\n\r\n"The bear may well be hungry and mistake a tubby child for a tasty seal."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe polar bear in Ipswich has been spotted in Woodbridge Road, Nelson Road and nearby Rushmere Road, and looks quite at home in the white-out conditions.\r\n\r\nOur photograph was taken by shocked reader Steve Walshe, 42, a builder from Nelson Road.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was putting the bins out when I saw this huge polar bear wandering down the road. It was in the middle of street and it took a pee up against my neighbour\'s Nissan Micra.\r\n\r\n"I was quite scared, but managed to get the photo on my phone before running inside to check the cat was all right."\r\n\r\nIpswich police said they were aware the polar bear was around, but insisted it would soon head back up north once the cold spell was over.\r\n\r\n"If it causes any trouble, we\'ll send over a Panda car to investigate," a detective said.\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Polar bear stalks Ipswich as snow engulfs town', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'polar-bear-ipswich', '', '', '2018-03-01 09:26:37', '2018-03-01 09:26:37', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8550', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8551, 1, '2018-02-28 17:10:37', '2018-02-28 17:10:37', 'It is so cold and snowy in Ipswich that a polar bear has been spotted roaming the streets', 'polar bear in ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'polar-bear-in-ipswich', '', '', '2018-02-28 17:11:09', '2018-02-28 17:11:09', '', 8550, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/polar-bear-in-ipswich.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8552, 1, '2018-02-28 17:24:26', '2018-02-28 17:24:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/polar-bear-in-ipswich.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/polar-bear-in-ipswich.jpg" alt="polar bear visits ipswich" width="741" height="648" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8551" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>It is so cold in Ipswich that a polar bear has been spotted roaming the streets, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents around the Woodbridge Road area saw the huge, white bear strolling along looking for food.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt had been attracted to Suffolk by freezing temperatures and many inches of snow, swept in by the so-called Beast From The East.\r\n\r\nExperts say it is unusual for polar bears to wander around town centres in Suffolk, but residents should not be alarmed.\r\n\r\nArctic expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Changes in the weather can cause the wildlife to change their habits.\r\n\r\n"Recently, for example, the Suffolk Gazette revealed how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/penguins-in-felixstowe/">five penguins were spotted on Felixstowe beach</a>, so Suffolk has had its fair share of rare visitors.\r\n\r\n"Judging by your exclusive photograph, this male polar bear seems quite friendly.\r\n\r\n"But I would recommend your readers do not approach it, or ask to have their photo taken with it. \r\n\r\n"The bear may well be hungry and mistake a tubby child for a tasty seal."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe polar bear in Ipswich has been spotted in Woodbridge Road, Nelson Road and nearby Rushmere Road, and looks quite at home in the white-out conditions.\r\n\r\nOur photograph was taken by shocked reader Steve Walshe, 42, a builder from Nelson Road.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was putting the bins out when I saw this huge polar bear wandering down the road. It was in the middle of street and it took a pee up against my neighbour\'s Nissan Micra.\r\n\r\n"I was quite scared, but managed to get the photo on my phone before running inside to check the cat was all right."\r\n\r\nIpswich police said they were aware the polar bear was around, but insisted it would soon head back up north once the cold spell was over.\r\n\r\n"If it causes any trouble, we\'ll send over a Panda car to investigate," a detective said.\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Polar bear stalks Ipswich as snow engulfs town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8550-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-28 17:24:26', '2018-02-28 17:24:26', '', 8550, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8550-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8553, 1, '2018-02-28 17:34:55', '2018-02-28 17:34:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8536" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk residents have been warned to expect two feet of snow, and to take appropriate precautions.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe two feet - what remains of the so-called Beast From the East - are expected to appear at various places across the county overnight, bringing chaos and destruction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMet Office spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Some people will be waking up to two feet of snow. We urge them to take precautions and avoid walking into them.\r\n\r\n"Simply walk around them and there should not be any issues.\r\n\r\n"Please do no approach the two feet of snow, or attempt to jump on them."\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways officials are busy out gritting in case the two feet of snow wander onto any roads.\r\n\r\nBut in what can only be described as "over-cautious" preparations, Greater Anglia has already cancelled loads of services for the remainder of the week. They have also <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/greater-anglia-cancels-trains/">cancelled trains in July</a> because it is expected to be quite hot.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at the rail company said: "Imagine if these two feet of snow sat on a rail line?\r\n\r\n"There would be absolute carnage, and no-one would forgive us. Best to be safe than sorry - and cancel everything."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the two feet of snow could stick around until the weekend.\r\n\r\nIn which case they have a great chance of being selected to play for Ipswich in the crunch home game against Hull City on Saturday.\r\n\r\nA pal of Town manager Mick McCarthy said: "Mick always likes a player with two good feet, and these two feet of snow could do a proper job against Hull."\r\n\r\nThe only good news relating to snow is the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/welsh-bobsleigh-team/">Welsh bobsleigh team winning gold at the Winter Olympics</a>.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the snow has caused a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/polar-bear-ipswich/">polar bear to turn up in Ipswich</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk warned to expect two feet of snow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8535-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-02-28 17:34:55', '2018-02-28 17:34:55', '', 8535, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8554, 1, '2018-03-01 08:58:21', '2018-03-01 08:58:21', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Phil McCracken\r\n\r\nA nudist beach will be opened at the posh seaside resort of Aldeburgh next summer, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe coastline opposite the historic Moot Hall will be roped off and become available exclusively for those brave enough to bare all despite the English weather.\r\n\r\nNaturists welcomed the liberal move, which was voted through by councillors in a rowdy meeting last night.\r\n\r\nBut residents and rich London second-home owners were furious. Local vicar, The Rev Evan Elpuss was also upset, claiming public nudity was a sin and would only encourage promiscuity.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-2284"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nudist-beach-e1450177569981.jpg" alt="nudist-beach" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284" /></a>\r\n\r\nThe nudist beach was proposed in order to broaden Aldeburgh\'s appeal, which tourism chiefs believed was too narrow. Brian Collins, responsible for visitor numbers to the Suffolk Coastal area, said: "Aldeburgh has a bit of a \'stick-in-the-mud\' reputation and we need to drag it into the 21st century.\r\n\r\n"We threw around a few ideas, including a fun-fair, bingo hall and a greyhound stadium, but settled on a nudist beach as the most appealing to the general public.\r\n\r\n"The nudist beach will be only 200-yards wide and it will be roped off. However, it will be visible to anyone walking past, and to visitors on the normal beach on either side.\r\n\r\n"For anyone with a special interest, we plan on erecting a special viewing platform on top of the Moot Hall."\r\n\r\nThe Rev Elpuss blasted the plans. "It\'s disgusting. People visit Aldeburgh precisely because it is old-fashioned and offers a totally different pace of life.\r\n\r\n"Who wants to visit the town and be faced with bare breasts and worse? I urge the council to reconsider."\r\n\r\nAnd local bakery owner Camilla Farquarson-Hunter stormed: "The only baps on display in Aldeburgh should be my own floury ones."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Nudist beach shock for Aldeburgh', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2283-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-01 08:58:21', '2018-03-01 08:58:21', '', 2283, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2283-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8555, 1, '2018-03-01 10:34:35', '2018-03-01 10:34:35', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/small-snow-plough.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/small-snow-plough.jpg" alt="snow plough in Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8556" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nHighways officials in Norfolk have defended the county\'s snow plough system after residents complained they were being snowed in.</strong>\r\n\r\nCounty council chiefs say they have invested hundreds of pounds in a new fleet of hi-tech snow ploughs, including the one pictured above in Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut with the Beast From the East continuing to dump snow all over East Anglia, residents claim they are getting stuck on every road.\r\n\r\nNorfolk mum-of-three Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Dereham said: "I can\'t get out of my drive because the roads are blocked with snow.\r\n\r\n"We saw one of Norfolk\'s new snow ploughs first thing this morning and thought it looked a little feeble for the task.\r\n\r\n"And then it got stuck.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a total waste of money and couldn\'t clear a snowflake, let alone the tonnes of snow that is falling right now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Graham Night-King, of the council\'s highways team insisted: "The new snow ploughs do a fine job in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"They have many benefits - but the best is that if the vehicle gets stuck in a snow drift, the driver can simply lift it up and carry it somewhere else.\r\n\r\n"People will complain about anything, sadly."\r\n\r\nHe explained that Norfolk County Council had saved £5 million introducing the new fleet of snow ploughs, which were imported from a bloke in Azerbaijan.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, as snow continues to grip the region, a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/polar-bear-ipswich/">polar bear has been spotted in Ipswich</a>, while there has been <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">two feet of snow</a> throughout Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk defends \'rubbish\' new snow plough fleet', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'new-snow-plough', '', '', '2018-03-01 12:08:35', '2018-03-01 12:08:35', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8555', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8556, 1, '2018-03-01 10:19:54', '2018-03-01 10:19:54', 'Norfolk County Council claims it is doing all it can to clear the snow', 'small snow plough', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'small-snow-plough', '', '', '2018-03-01 10:20:28', '2018-03-01 10:20:28', '', 8555, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/small-snow-plough.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8557, 1, '2018-03-01 10:34:02', '2018-03-01 10:34:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/small-snow-plough.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/small-snow-plough.jpg" alt="snow plough in Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8556" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nHighways officials in Norfolk have defended the county\'s snow plough system after residents complained they were being snowed in.</strong>\r\n\r\nCounty council chiefs say they have invested hundreds of pounds in a new fleet of hi-tech snow ploughs, including the one pictured above in Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut with the Beast From the East continuing to dump snow all over East Anglia, residents claim they are getting stuck on every road.\r\n\r\nNorfolk mum-of-three Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Dereham said: "I can\'t get out of my drive because the roads are blocked with snow.\r\n\r\n"We saw one of Norfolk\'s new snow ploughs first thing this morning and thought it looked a little feeble for the task.\r\n\r\n"And then it got stuck.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a total waste of money and couldn\'t clear a snowflake, let alone the tonnes of snow that is falling right now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Graham Night-King, of the council\'s highways team insisted: "The new snow ploughs do a fine job in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"They have many benefits - but the best is that if the vehicle gets stuck in a snow drift, the driver can simply lift it up and carry it somewhere else.\r\n\r\n"People will complain about anything, sadly."\r\n\r\nHe explained that Norfolk County Council had saved £5 million introducing the new fleet of snow ploughs, which were imported from a bloke in Azerbaijan.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk defends \'rubbish\' new snow plough fleet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8555-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-01 10:34:02', '2018-03-01 10:34:02', '', 8555, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8555-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8558, 1, '2018-03-01 10:35:56', '2018-03-01 10:35:56', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/small-snow-plough.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/small-snow-plough.jpg" alt="snow plough in Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8556" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nHighways officials in Norfolk have defended the county\'s snow plough system after residents complained they were being snowed in.</strong>\r\n\r\nCounty council chiefs say they have invested hundreds of pounds in a new fleet of hi-tech snow ploughs, including the one pictured above in Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut with the Beast From the East continuing to dump snow all over East Anglia, residents claim they are getting stuck on every road.\r\n\r\nNorfolk mum-of-three Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Dereham said: "I can\'t get out of my drive because the roads are blocked with snow.\r\n\r\n"We saw one of Norfolk\'s new snow ploughs first thing this morning and thought it looked a little feeble for the task.\r\n\r\n"And then it got stuck.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a total waste of money and couldn\'t clear a snowflake, let alone the tonnes of snow that is falling right now."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Graham Night-King, of the council\'s highways team insisted: "The new snow ploughs do a fine job in Norfolk.\r\n\r\n"They have many benefits - but the best is that if the vehicle gets stuck in a snow drift, the driver can simply lift it up and carry it somewhere else.\r\n\r\n"People will complain about anything, sadly."\r\n\r\nHe explained that Norfolk County Council had saved £5 million introducing the new fleet of snow ploughs, which were imported from a bloke in Azerbaijan.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, as snow continues to grip the region, a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/polar-bear-ipswich/">polar bear has been spotted in Ipswich</a>, while there has been <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/two-feet-snow/">two feet of snow</a> throughout Suffolk.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Norfolk defends \'rubbish\' new snow plough fleet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8555-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-01 10:35:56', '2018-03-01 10:35:56', '', 8555, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8555-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8559, 1, '2018-03-01 11:10:48', '2018-03-01 11:10:48', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/two-feet-of-snow-e1519650530388.jpg" alt="Two feet of snow" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8536" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk residents have been warned to expect two feet of snow, and to take appropriate precautions.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe two feet - what remains of the so-called Beast From the East - are expected to appear at various places across the county overnight, bringing chaos and destruction.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMet Office spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Some people will be waking up to two feet of snow. We urge them to take precautions and avoid walking into them.\r\n\r\n"Simply walk around them and there should not be any issues.\r\n\r\n"Please do no approach the two feet of snow, or attempt to jump on them."\r\n\r\nSuffolk county highways officials are busy out gritting in case the two feet of snow wander onto any roads.\r\n\r\nBut in what can only be described as "over-cautious" preparations, Greater Anglia has already cancelled loads of services for the remainder of the week. They have also <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/greater-anglia-cancels-trains/">cancelled trains in July</a> because it is expected to be quite hot.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn insider at the rail company said: "Imagine if these two feet of snow sat on a rail line?\r\n\r\n"There would be absolute carnage, and no-one would forgive us. Best to be safe than sorry - and cancel everything."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the two feet of snow could stick around until the weekend.\r\n\r\nIn which case they have a great chance of being selected to play for Ipswich in the crunch home game against Hull City on Saturday.\r\n\r\nA pal of Town manager Mick McCarthy said: "Mick always likes a player with two good feet, and these two feet of snow could do a proper job against Hull."\r\n\r\nThe only good news relating to snow is the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/welsh-bobsleigh-team/">Welsh bobsleigh team winning gold at the Winter Olympics</a>.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the snow has caused a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/polar-bear-ipswich/">polar bear to turn up in Ipswich</a>, while there are complaints about the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-snow-plough/">new snow plough fleet in Norfolk</a> not being up to the job.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk warned to expect two feet of snow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8535-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-01 11:10:48', '2018-03-01 11:10:48', '', 8535, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8561, 1, '2018-03-02 09:43:04', '2018-03-02 09:43:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/elderly-snow-plough.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/elderly-snow-plough.jpg" alt="elderly snow plough" width="564" height="423" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8562" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Elderly people are being exploited as cheap labour to clear pathways in Suffolk, an investigation has revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nUp to 700 pensioners across the county have been asked to adapt their walking strollers by fitting a mini snow plough on the front.\r\n\r\nThey get paid in biscuits and hot chocolate for every half a mile of pavement they clear.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut campaigners claim the scheme by local officials is a disgrace, and should be stopped before one of the elderly people comes to grief.\r\n\r\nOur team of reporters found 15 of the pensioners clearing snow in areas from Bury St Edmunds in the west of the county, to Felixstowe and Aldeburgh in the east.\r\n\r\nAudrey Smith, 88, from Felixstowe, shivered as she said: "My pantry is empty and my bungalow is freezing cold."\r\n\r\nPictured above, nearly bent double as she work hard in the resort, she added: "So I signed up to help clear some of the snow because I like the idea of a snack and hot drink as a reward."\r\n\r\nHowever, charity worker Lorraine Fisher, 34, said the scheme was "disgusting", and old people were being exploited.\r\n\r\n"Instead of forcing them to clear snow in order to get a biscuit, we should all be pulling together to help <em>them</em>.\r\n\r\n"I would urge everyone to check on elderly relatives, friends and neighbours to see if there is anything they need."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOfficial Steve Walshe, from Norwich, was unrepentant.\r\n\r\n"Elderly people are always keen to please, so I don\'t know what the fuss is about.\r\n\r\n"We have not had many accidents."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n\r\n', 'Suffolk pensioners being exploited to clear snow', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'exploited-as-cheap-labour', '', '', '2018-03-02 09:45:00', '2018-03-02 09:45:00', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8561', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8562, 1, '2018-03-02 09:38:23', '2018-03-02 09:38:23', 'Elderly people being exploited as cheap labour to clear snow from pavements', 'elderly snow plough', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'elderly-snow-plough', '', '', '2018-03-02 09:38:58', '2018-03-02 09:38:58', '', 8561, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/elderly-snow-plough.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8563, 1, '2018-03-02 09:42:00', '2018-03-02 09:42:00', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/elderly-snow-plough.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/elderly-snow-plough.jpg" alt="elderly snow plough" width="564" height="423" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8562" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Elderly people are being exploited as cheap labour to clear pathways in Suffolk, an investigation has revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nUp to 700 pensioners across the county have been asked to adapt their walking strollers by fitting a mini snow plough on the front.\r\n\r\nThey get paid in biscuits and hot chocolate for every half a mile of pavement they clear.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut campaigners claim the scheme by local officials is a disgrace, and should be stopped before one of the elderly people comes to grief.\r\n\r\nOur team of reporters found 15 of the pensioners clearing snow in areas from Bury St Edmunds in the west of the county, to Felixstowe and Aldeburgh in the east.\r\n\r\nAudrey Smith, 88, from Felixstowe, shivered as she said: "My pantry is empty and my bungalow is freezing cold."\r\n\r\nPictured above, nearly bent double as she work hard in the resort, she added: "So I signed up to help clear some of the snow because I like the idea of a snack and hot drink as a reward."\r\n\r\nHowever, charity worker Lorraine Fisher, 34, said the scheme was "disgusting", and old people were being exploited.\r\n\r\n"Instead of forcing them to clear snow in order to get a biscuit, we should all be pulling together to help <em>them</em>.\r\n\r\n"I would urge everyone to check on elderly relatives, friends and neighbours to see if there is anything they need."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOfficial Steve Walshe was unrepentant.\r\n\r\n"Elderly people are always keen to please, so I don\'t know what the fuss is about.\r\n\r\n"We have not had many accidents."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n\r\n', 'Suffolk pensioners being exploited to clear snow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8561-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-02 09:42:00', '2018-03-02 09:42:00', '', 8561, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8561-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8564, 1, '2018-03-02 09:45:00', '2018-03-02 09:45:00', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/elderly-snow-plough.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/elderly-snow-plough.jpg" alt="elderly snow plough" width="564" height="423" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8562" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Elderly people are being exploited as cheap labour to clear pathways in Suffolk, an investigation has revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nUp to 700 pensioners across the county have been asked to adapt their walking strollers by fitting a mini snow plough on the front.\r\n\r\nThey get paid in biscuits and hot chocolate for every half a mile of pavement they clear.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut campaigners claim the scheme by local officials is a disgrace, and should be stopped before one of the elderly people comes to grief.\r\n\r\nOur team of reporters found 15 of the pensioners clearing snow in areas from Bury St Edmunds in the west of the county, to Felixstowe and Aldeburgh in the east.\r\n\r\nAudrey Smith, 88, from Felixstowe, shivered as she said: "My pantry is empty and my bungalow is freezing cold."\r\n\r\nPictured above, nearly bent double as she work hard in the resort, she added: "So I signed up to help clear some of the snow because I like the idea of a snack and hot drink as a reward."\r\n\r\nHowever, charity worker Lorraine Fisher, 34, said the scheme was "disgusting", and old people were being exploited.\r\n\r\n"Instead of forcing them to clear snow in order to get a biscuit, we should all be pulling together to help <em>them</em>.\r\n\r\n"I would urge everyone to check on elderly relatives, friends and neighbours to see if there is anything they need."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOfficial Steve Walshe, from Norwich, was unrepentant.\r\n\r\n"Elderly people are always keen to please, so I don\'t know what the fuss is about.\r\n\r\n"We have not had many accidents."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n\r\n', 'Suffolk pensioners being exploited to clear snow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8561-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-02 09:45:00', '2018-03-02 09:45:00', '', 8561, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8561-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8567, 1, '2018-03-02 16:44:55', '2018-03-02 16:44:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/theresa-may-e1520008925251.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/theresa-may-e1520008925251.jpg" alt="Theresa May" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8568" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Prime Minister Theresa May has given permission for her speeches to be recorded to help the millions of Britons who suffer from insomnia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe boxed set of CDs, called <em>Brexit Lullabieszzzz</em>, includes Mrs May\'s latest speech about the EU, in which she droned on about global blah, alignment blah, trade blah and borders blah.\r\n\r\nSleep scientists believe anyone listening will have suffered the pinnacle of boredom and mind-numbing repetition - something they have been unable to recreate in laboratory conditions.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nProfessor Brian Brain, of East Anglia University, said: “It was remarkable in its sophisticated level of coma-inducing paralysis. It was beautiful. A work of bland genius.\r\n\r\n“We approached Number Ten immediately to get permission to use it along with her other speeches to help people who suffer debilitating sleeplessness, which can affect people’s mental and physical help.\r\n\r\n"We will add some repetitive sounds from Tibetan singing bowls and people will nod off for hours.\r\n\r\n“Our research thus far has included scripts of Last of the Summer Wine, which gave good results, ocean sounds and birdsong.\r\n\r\n"We found our guinea pigs almost fell asleep but often remained restless.\r\n\r\n“Our advice to insomniacs is to have a cool bedroom, either not take alcohol or take shedloads before they literally fall into bed, and to listen to white noise.\r\n\r\n“Mrs May has found the equivalent of white noise in speech form. It is nothing short of a miracle for sufferers.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInsomniac Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Stowmarket, said: “I can’t wait for the CD to be released. I have tried everything including sleeping pills and Night Nurse and classical music or the BBC World Service.\r\n\r\n"Nothing works properly. I have been a guinea pig for Professor Brain and his team and he thinks he has finally found the answer to my prayers.”\r\n\r\nThe CD set will be on sale within weeks for £19.99, with profits going to The Insomnia Society.\r\n\r\nMrs May said last night: “I am delighted that my speeches, made for the many not the few who suffer from sleepless nights, and for hard-working families who cannot easily nod off, will find alignment with themselves to achieve a strong and stable sleep.”\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Theresa May to make CDs for insomniacs', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'theresa-may-insomniacs', '', '', '2018-03-02 16:44:55', '2018-03-02 16:44:55', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8567', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8569, 1, '2018-03-02 16:44:05', '2018-03-02 16:44:05', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/theresa-may-e1520008925251.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/theresa-may-e1520008925251.jpg" alt="Theresa May" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8568" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Prime Minister Theresa May has given permission for her speeches to be recorded to help the millions of Britons who suffer from insomnia.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe boxed set of CDs, called <em>Brexit Lullabieszzzz</em>, includes Mrs May\'s latest speech about the EU, in which she droned on about global blah, alignment blah, trade blah and borders blah.\r\n\r\nSleep scientists believe anyone listening will have suffered the pinnacle of boredom and mind-numbing repetition - something they have been unable to recreate in laboratory conditions.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nProfessor Brian Brain, of East Anglia University, said: “It was remarkable in its sophisticated level of coma-inducing paralysis. It was beautiful. A work of bland genius.\r\n\r\n“We approached Number Ten immediately to get permission to use it along with her other speeches to help people who suffer debilitating sleeplessness, which can affect people’s mental and physical help.\r\n\r\n"We will add some repetitive sounds from Tibetan singing bowls and people will nod off for hours.\r\n\r\n“Our research thus far has included scripts of Last of the Summer Wine, which gave good results, ocean sounds and birdsong.\r\n\r\n"We found our guinea pigs almost fell asleep but often remained restless.\r\n\r\n“Our advice to insomniacs is to have a cool bedroom, either not take alcohol or take shedloads before they literally fall into bed, and to listen to white noise.\r\n\r\n“Mrs May has found the equivalent of white noise in speech form. It is nothing short of a miracle for sufferers.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nInsomniac Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Stowmarket, said: “I can’t wait for the CD to be released. I have tried everything including sleeping pills and Night Nurse and classical music or the BBC World Service.\r\n\r\n"Nothing works properly. I have been a guinea pig for Professor Brain and his team and he thinks he has finally found the answer to my prayers.”\r\n\r\nThe CD set will be on sale within weeks for £19.99, with profits going to The Insomnia Society.\r\n\r\nMrs May said last night: “I am delighted that my speeches, made for the many not the few who suffer from sleepless nights, and for hard-working families who cannot easily nod off, will find alignment with themselves to achieve a strong and stable sleep.”\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Theresa May to make CDs for insomniacs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8567-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-02 16:44:05', '2018-03-02 16:44:05', '', 8567, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8567-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8570, 1, '2018-07-06 07:00:32', '2018-07-06 07:00:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg" alt="" width="675" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8571" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWeedy asthmatics and allergy sufferers are most likely to win the punishing Tour de France, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFar from being a hindrance, not being able to breathe properly is just what is needed to excel in the showpiece endurance cycling event, which starts this weekend.\r\n\r\nWheezing, sneezing and coughing on your bike will help propel you fastest for hundreds of miles a day - and up huge mountains in the Alps quicker than seemingly fit athletes, a new report reveals.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe study, released today by a House of Commons Select committee, confirms the link between being sickly and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-cyclist/">success at professional cycling</a> is too strong to ignore.\r\n\r\nMP Lorraine Fisher, 34, who headed the study, said: "We all remember the weedy, sickly kids at school who couldn\'t breathe after walking up the stairs.\r\n\r\n"And then there were those who began sneezing the moment the sun came out, or as soon as they went within half a mile of a meadow.\r\n\r\n"And we recall at the time that they were not terribly good at sport, and were always last to be picked.\r\n\r\n"But our study has found that for some reason many of them have become champions at professional cycling."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is not known why people with terrible asthma or allergy problems are so good at what is widely regarded as one of the most <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/women-secretly-find-cycling-mamils-sexy/">physically demanding sports in the world</a>.\r\n\r\nBut one theory is that the puffer inhalers and other medications that they use for their debilitating conditions make them go faster than anyone else.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Steve Walshe explained: "Cycling has to improve its image and is therefore absolutely clamping down on the drugs cheats.\r\n\r\n"This means that even people who can\'t breathe properly can compete with the best in the sport and win astonishing endurance events like the Tour de France."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette reached out to famous asthma patients and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/bicycle-ride/">previous Tour de France winners</a> Sir Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome for comment, but has so far had no response.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Team Sky\'s Froome got a frosty reception at the Tour\'s presentation launch yesterday, just days after his anti-doping case was dropped. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Weedy asthmatics \'most likely to win professional cycling events\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'asthmatic-cycling', '', '', '2018-07-06 08:23:33', '2018-07-06 08:23:33', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8570', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8573, 1, '2018-03-05 08:54:38', '2018-03-05 08:54:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg" alt="" width="675" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8571" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWeedy asthmatics and allergy sufferers are most likely to win punishing professional cycling events, an official report has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFar from being a hindrance, not being able to breathe properly is just what is needed to excel in events like the Tour de France or Giro de Italia.\r\n\r\nWheezing, sneezing and coughing on your bike will help propel you fastest for hundreds of miles a day - and up huge mountains in the Alps quicker than seemingly fit athletes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA study released today by a House of Commons Select committee has confirm that the link between being sickly and success at professional cycling is too strong to ignore.\r\n\r\nMP Lorraine Fisher, 34, who headed the study, said: "We all remember the weedy, sickly kids at school who couldn\'t breathe after walking up the stairs.\r\n\r\n"And then there were those who began sneezing the moment the sun came out, or as soon as they went within half a mile of a meadow.\r\n\r\n"And we recall at the time that they were not terribly good at sport, and were always last to be picked.\r\n\r\n"But our study has found that for some reason many of them have become champions at professional cycling."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is not known why people with terrible asthma or allergy problems are so good at the sport.\r\n\r\nBut one theory is that the drugs they receive for their debilitating conditions make them go faster than anyone else.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Steve Walshe explained: "Cycling has to improve its image and is therefore absolutely clamping down on the drugs cheats.\r\n\r\n"This means that even people who can\'t breathe properly can compete with the best in the sport and win astonishing endurance events like the Tour de France."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette reached out to famous asthma patients Sir Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome for comment, but has so far had no response.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Weedy asthmatics \'most likely to win professional cycling events\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8570-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-05 08:54:38', '2018-03-05 08:54:38', '', 8570, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8570-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8574, 1, '2018-07-06 08:21:07', '2018-07-06 08:21:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg" alt="" width="675" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8571" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\n\nWeedy asthmatics and allergy sufferers are most likely to win the punishing Tour de France, it has been confirmed.</strong>\n\nFar from being a hindrance, not being able to breathe properly is just what is needed to excel in the showpiece endurance cycling event, which starts this weekend.\n\nWheezing, sneezing and coughing on your bike will help propel you fastest for hundreds of miles a day - and up huge mountains in the Alps quicker than seemingly fit athletes, a new report reveals.\n\n\n\nThe study, released today by a House of Commons Select committee, confirms the link between being sickly and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/norfolk-cyclist/">success at professional cycling</a> is too strong to ignore.\n\nMP Lorraine Fisher, 34, who headed the study, said: "We all remember the weedy, sickly kids at school who couldn\'t breathe after walking up the stairs.\n\n"And then there were those who began sneezing the moment the sun came out, or as soon as they went within half a mile of a meadow.\n\n"And we recall at the time that they were not terribly good at sport, and were always last to be picked.\n\n"But our study has found that for some reason many of them have become champions at professional cycling."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIt is not known why people with terrible asthma or allergy problems are so good at what is widely regarded as one of the most physically demanding sports in the world.\n\nBut one theory is that the puffer inhalers and other medications that they use for their debilitating conditions make them go faster than anyone else.\n\nCycling expert Steve Walshe explained: "Cycling has to improve its image and is therefore absolutely clamping down on the drugs cheats.\n\n"This means that even people who can\'t breathe properly can compete with the best in the sport and win astonishing endurance events like the Tour de France."\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette reached out to famous asthma patients and previous Tour de France winners Sir Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome for comment, but has so far had no response.\n\nMeanwhile, Team Sky\'s Froome got a frosty reception at the Tour\'s presentation launch yesterday, just days after his anti-doping case was dropped. \n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Weedy asthmatics \'most likely to win professional cycling events\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8570-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-07-06 08:21:07', '2018-07-06 08:21:07', '', 8570, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8570-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8575, 1, '2018-03-05 08:59:45', '2018-03-05 08:59:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg" alt="" width="675" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8571" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWeedy asthmatics and allergy sufferers are most likely to win punishing professional cycling events, an official report has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFar from being a hindrance, not being able to breathe properly is just what is needed to excel in events like the Tour de France or Giro de Italia.\r\n\r\nWheezing, sneezing and coughing on your bike will help propel you fastest for hundreds of miles a day - and up huge mountains in the Alps quicker than seemingly fit athletes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA study released today by a House of Commons Select committee has confirm that the link between being sickly and success at professional cycling is too strong to ignore.\r\n\r\nMP Lorraine Fisher, 34, who headed the study, said: "We all remember the weedy, sickly kids at school who couldn\'t breathe after walking up the stairs.\r\n\r\n"And then there were those who began sneezing the moment the sun came out, or as soon as they went within half a mile of a meadow.\r\n\r\n"And we recall at the time that they were not terribly good at sport, and were always last to be picked.\r\n\r\n"But our study has found that for some reason many of them have become champions at professional cycling."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is not known why people with terrible asthma or allergy problems are so good at what is widely regarded as one of the most physically demanded sports in the world.\r\n\r\nBut one theory is that the puffer inhalers that they use for their debilitating conditions make them go faster than anyone else.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Steve Walshe explained: "Cycling has to improve its image and is therefore absolutely clamping down on the drugs cheats.\r\n\r\n"This means that even people who can\'t breathe properly can compete with the best in the sport and win astonishing endurance events like the Tour de France."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette reached out to famous asthma patients Sir Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome for comment, but has so far had no response.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Weedy asthmatics \'most likely to win professional cycling events\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8570-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-05 08:59:45', '2018-03-05 08:59:45', '', 8570, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8570-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8576, 1, '2018-03-05 09:14:45', '2018-03-05 09:14:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg" alt="" width="675" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8571" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWeedy asthmatics and allergy sufferers are most likely to win punishing professional cycling events, an official report has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFar from being a hindrance, not being able to breathe properly is just what is needed to excel in events like the Tour de France or Giro de Italia.\r\n\r\nWheezing, sneezing and coughing on your bike will help propel you fastest for hundreds of miles a day - and up huge mountains in the Alps quicker than seemingly fit athletes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA study released today by a House of Commons Select committee has confirmed that the link between being sickly and success at professional cycling is too strong to ignore.\r\n\r\nMP Lorraine Fisher, 34, who headed the study, said: "We all remember the weedy, sickly kids at school who couldn\'t breathe after walking up the stairs.\r\n\r\n"And then there were those who began sneezing the moment the sun came out, or as soon as they went within half a mile of a meadow.\r\n\r\n"And we recall at the time that they were not terribly good at sport, and were always last to be picked.\r\n\r\n"But our study has found that for some reason many of them have become champions at professional cycling."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is not known why people with terrible asthma or allergy problems are so good at what is widely regarded as one of the most physically demanded sports in the world.\r\n\r\nBut one theory is that the puffer inhalers that they use for their debilitating conditions make them go faster than anyone else.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Steve Walshe explained: "Cycling has to improve its image and is therefore absolutely clamping down on the drugs cheats.\r\n\r\n"This means that even people who can\'t breathe properly can compete with the best in the sport and win astonishing endurance events like the Tour de France."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette reached out to famous asthma patients Sir Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome for comment, but has so far had no response.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Weedy asthmatics \'most likely to win professional cycling events\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8570-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-05 09:14:45', '2018-03-05 09:14:45', '', 8570, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8570-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8577, 1, '2018-03-05 09:16:46', '2018-03-05 09:16:46', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cycling-asthmatic-e1520238959776.jpg" alt="" width="675" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8571" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nWeedy asthmatics and allergy sufferers are most likely to win punishing professional cycling events, an official report has confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nFar from being a hindrance, not being able to breathe properly is just what is needed to excel in events like the Tour de France or Giro de Italia.\r\n\r\nWheezing, sneezing and coughing on your bike will help propel you fastest for hundreds of miles a day - and up huge mountains in the Alps quicker than seemingly fit athletes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA study released today by a House of Commons Select committee has confirmed that the link between being sickly and success at professional cycling is too strong to ignore.\r\n\r\nMP Lorraine Fisher, 34, who headed the study, said: "We all remember the weedy, sickly kids at school who couldn\'t breathe after walking up the stairs.\r\n\r\n"And then there were those who began sneezing the moment the sun came out, or as soon as they went within half a mile of a meadow.\r\n\r\n"And we recall at the time that they were not terribly good at sport, and were always last to be picked.\r\n\r\n"But our study has found that for some reason many of them have become champions at professional cycling."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is not known why people with terrible asthma or allergy problems are so good at what is widely regarded as one of the most physically demanding sports in the world.\r\n\r\nBut one theory is that the puffer inhalers that they use for their debilitating conditions make them go faster than anyone else.\r\n\r\nCycling expert Steve Walshe explained: "Cycling has to improve its image and is therefore absolutely clamping down on the drugs cheats.\r\n\r\n"This means that even people who can\'t breathe properly can compete with the best in the sport and win astonishing endurance events like the Tour de France."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette reached out to famous asthma patients Sir Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome for comment, but has so far had no response.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Weedy asthmatics \'most likely to win professional cycling events\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8570-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-05 09:16:46', '2018-03-05 09:16:46', '', 8570, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8570-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8578, 1, '2018-03-06 09:33:02', '2018-03-06 09:33:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/avocado-e1520328025289.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8579" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/avocado-e1520328025289.jpg" alt="avocado in aldi" width="650" height="433" /></a>\n\n<strong>An avocado has spoken of her horror after ending up in the grocery section of Aldi.</strong>\n\nTasty tree fruit Lorraine Fisher said she had expected to be made available in Waitrose or, at worst, Sainsbury.\n\nBut to her dismay she found herself being stared at by confused customers at the Aldi store in Ipswich, Suffolk.\n\n\n\n"This is a terrible black mark against my family name," she explained from a box in aisle B.\n\n"I was brought up to expect a noble send off in a lavish middle-class family home.\n\n"I yearned to be displayed in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/waitrose-common-people/">Waitrose</a> where yummy mummies could give me a gentle squeeze and say how perfect I was.\n\n"Then I would sit in a bowl in a beautiful £30,000 bespoke kitchen before being consumed as part of some extravagant salad.\n\n"I wouldn\'t even have minded if I had been liquidised with some spinach and kale for a healthy smoothie.\n\n"Instead I am stuck here in Aldi where nobody gives a toss about me, understands me, or even knows what I am.\n\n"This morning one large woman in an ill-fitting tracksuit laughed as she told her friend, \'That apple looks faaking crap\'."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMs Fisher said she had sat in the Aldi store for four days with no takers, and the end couldn\'t come soon enough.\n\n"But maybe I\'m just getting soft in my old age," she said.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Avocado horrified at being offered for sale in Aldi', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'avocado-aldi', '', '', '2019-01-26 09:26:23', '2019-01-26 09:26:23', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8578', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8580, 1, '2018-03-06 09:29:12', '2018-03-06 09:29:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/avocado-e1520328025289.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/avocado-e1520328025289.jpg" alt="avocado in aldi" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8579" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>An avocado has spoken of her horror after ending up in the grocery section of Aldi.</strong>\r\n\r\nTasty tree fruit Lorraine Fisher said she had expected to be made available in Waitrose or, at worst, Sainsbury.\r\n\r\nBut to her dismay she found herself being stared at in the Aldi store in Ipswich, Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"This is a terrible black mark against my family name," she explained from a box in aisle B.\r\n\r\n"I was brought up to expect a noble send off in a lavish middle-class family home.\r\n\r\n"I yearned to be displayed in Waitrose where yummy mummies could give me a gentle squeeze and say how perfect I was.\r\n\r\n"Then I would sit in a bowl in a beautiful £30,000 bespoke kitchen before being consumed as part of some extravagant salad.\r\n\r\n"I wouldn\'t even have minded if I had been liquidised with some spinach and kale for a healthy smoothie.\r\n\r\n"Instead I am stuck here in Aldi where nobody gives a toss about me, understands me, or even knows what I am.\r\n\r\n"This morning one large woman in an ill-fitting tracksuit laughed as she told her friend, \'That apple looks faaking crap\'."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said she had sat in the Aldi store for four days with no takers, and the end couldn\'t come soon enough.\r\n\r\n"But maybe I\'m getting soft in my old age," she said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Avocado horrified at being sold in Aldi', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8578-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-06 09:29:12', '2018-03-06 09:29:12', '', 8578, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8578-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8581, 1, '2018-03-06 09:33:02', '2018-03-06 09:33:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/avocado-e1520328025289.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/avocado-e1520328025289.jpg" alt="avocado in aldi" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8579" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>An avocado has spoken of her horror after ending up in the grocery section of Aldi.</strong>\r\n\r\nTasty tree fruit Lorraine Fisher said she had expected to be made available in Waitrose or, at worst, Sainsbury.\r\n\r\nBut to her dismay she found herself being stared at in the Aldi store in Ipswich, Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"This is a terrible black mark against my family name," she explained from a box in aisle B.\r\n\r\n"I was brought up to expect a noble send off in a lavish middle-class family home.\r\n\r\n"I yearned to be displayed in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/waitrose-common-people/">Waitrose</a> where yummy mummies could give me a gentle squeeze and say how perfect I was.\r\n\r\n"Then I would sit in a bowl in a beautiful £30,000 bespoke kitchen before being consumed as part of some extravagant salad.\r\n\r\n"I wouldn\'t even have minded if I had been liquidised with some spinach and kale for a healthy smoothie.\r\n\r\n"Instead I am stuck here in Aldi where nobody gives a toss about me, understands me, or even knows what I am.\r\n\r\n"This morning one large woman in an ill-fitting tracksuit laughed as she told her friend, \'That apple looks faaking crap\'."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said she had sat in the Aldi store for four days with no takers, and the end couldn\'t come soon enough.\r\n\r\n"But maybe I\'m getting soft in my old age," she said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Avocado horrified at being offered for sale in Aldi', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8578-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-06 09:33:02', '2018-03-06 09:33:02', '', 8578, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8578-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8582, 1, '2018-03-06 09:34:53', '2018-03-06 09:34:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/avocado-e1520328025289.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/avocado-e1520328025289.jpg" alt="avocado in aldi" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8579" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>An avocado has spoken of her horror after ending up in the grocery section of Aldi.</strong>\r\n\r\nTasty tree fruit Lorraine Fisher said she had expected to be made available in Waitrose or, at worst, Sainsbury.\r\n\r\nBut to her dismay she found herself being stared at in the Aldi store in Ipswich, Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"This is a terrible black mark against my family name," she explained from a box in aisle B.\r\n\r\n"I was brought up to expect a noble send off in a lavish middle-class family home.\r\n\r\n"I yearned to be displayed in <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/waitrose-common-people/">Waitrose</a> where yummy mummies could give me a gentle squeeze and say how perfect I was.\r\n\r\n"Then I would sit in a bowl in a beautiful £30,000 bespoke kitchen before being consumed as part of some extravagant salad.\r\n\r\n"I wouldn\'t even have minded if I had been liquidised with some spinach and kale for a healthy smoothie.\r\n\r\n"Instead I am stuck here in Aldi where nobody gives a toss about me, understands me, or even knows what I am.\r\n\r\n"This morning one large woman in an ill-fitting tracksuit laughed as she told her friend, \'That apple looks faaking crap\'."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher said she had sat in the Aldi store for four days with no takers, and the end couldn\'t come soon enough.\r\n\r\n"But maybe I\'m just getting soft in my old age," she said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Avocado horrified at being offered for sale in Aldi', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8578-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-06 09:34:53', '2018-03-06 09:34:53', '', 8578, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8578-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8583, 1, '2018-03-06 17:53:56', '2018-03-06 17:53:56', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2825"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2825" /></a>\n\n<strong>A Suffolk man claims to have the world\'s oldest surviving Polo mint, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nRoger Mottram, 49, says the rare sweet is from 1948, the first year they were produced.\n\nHe keeps it in a  display case on his sideboard along with a note from makers Rowntree confirming its age.\n\n\n\n"It was found in my great grandfather\'s trouser pocket when he died and it\'s been passed down the family over generations," Mr Mottram said.\n\n"He never had much money, so this was seen as a great family memento."\n\nMr Mottram, who works in a newsagent in Brandon, said he had been tempted once or twice to eat it.\n\n"I quite like Polo mints, and several times curiosity has nearly got the better of me. I mean, did they taste the same in he 1940s as they do now?  Luckily I thought better of it."\n\nHe now intends to take the minty treat to the Antiques Roadshow when the series is filmed next in East Anglia.\n\n"I expect it\'s worth a lot of money - it\'s a unique piece of confectionery history," he said. "But I\'d never sell it; it will go to my son when I\'m gone."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nPolo mints have been produced by Rowntree\'s since 1948.\n\nThe company confirmed Mr Mottram\'s Polo was the oldest they had seen.\n\n"It\'s in mint condition," a spokesman said.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'I\'ve got world\'s oldest Polo, and it\'s in mint condition\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2826-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-06 17:53:56', '2018-03-06 17:53:56', '', 2826, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2826-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8584, 1, '2018-03-06 17:55:13', '2018-03-06 17:55:13', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" rel="attachment wp-att-2825"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image-4.jpeg" alt="image" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2825" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk man claims to have the world\'s oldest surviving Polo mint, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nRoger Mottram, 49, says the rare sweet is from 1948, the first year they were produced.\r\n\r\nHe keeps it in a  display case on his sideboard along with a note from makers Rowntree confirming its age.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It was found in my great grandfather\'s trouser pocket when he died and it\'s been passed down the family over generations," Mr Mottram said.\r\n\r\n"He never had much money, so this was seen as a great family memento."\r\n\r\nMr Mottram, who works in a newsagent in Brandon, said he had been tempted once or twice to eat it.\r\n\r\n"I quite like Polo mints, and several times curiosity has nearly got the better of me. I mean, did they taste the same in he 1940s as they do now?  Luckily I thought better of it."\r\n\r\nHe now intends to take the minty treat to the Antiques Roadshow when the series is filmed next in East Anglia.\r\n\r\n"I expect it\'s worth a lot of money - it\'s a unique piece of confectionery history," he said. "But I\'d never sell it; it will go to my son when I\'m gone."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPolo mints have been produced by Rowntree\'s since 1948.\r\n\r\nThe company confirmed Mr Mottram\'s Polo was the oldest they had seen.\r\n\r\n"It\'s in mint condition," a spokesman said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'I\'ve got world\'s oldest Polo, and it\'s in mint condition\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2826-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-06 17:55:13', '2018-03-06 17:55:13', '', 2826, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2826-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8585, 1, '2018-03-06 19:58:23', '2018-03-06 19:58:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wifi-barbecue.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wifi-barbecue.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="616" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8586" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A fuel-free barbecue that runs off the household WiFi is set to take Britain by storm this summer.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe hi-tech grill does not need expensive gas or grubby charcoal in order to power up its flames.\r\n\r\nInstead, the user simply uses a phone app to connect the BBQ to the their WiFi signal.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe connection powers the grill, giving off brilliant flames or a low heat, depending on the chef\'s choice.\r\n\r\nExperts say the WiFi BBQ, which will be available at all good DIY stockists from next month, will revolutionise how Britons enjoy their garden barbecue fun.\r\n\r\nWiFi BBQ inventor Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said her product had already received advance orders numbering in their tens of thousands.\r\n\r\nShe said: "You can set up the WiFi BBQ anywhere in the garden without having to lug a heavy gas canister around - so long as it is within your house WiFi range (extenders are available).\r\n\r\n"Once logged on, the grill lights up instantly, and the flames and heat can be adjusted just like any other barbecue.\r\n\r\n"Anyone bored of trying to light charcoal BBQs and then disposing of the used charcoal afterwards will find the WiFi BBQ is brilliant."\r\n\r\nIt will come with a recommended retail price of just £79.99, and the phone app will be available to download for free.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher declined to explain exactly how a WiFi signal could power the barbecue, which is being made at her factory near the RAF Bentwaters airbase outside Woodbridge.\r\n\r\nBut experts say it is likely the WiFi BBQ will harness similar technology used by the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose/">cordless garden hose</a> we featured in this newspaper last year.\r\n \r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Amazing WiFi BBQ will revolutionise summer cooking', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'wifi-bbq', '', '', '2018-03-06 20:00:05', '2018-03-06 20:00:05', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8585', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8588, 1, '2018-03-06 19:57:15', '2018-03-06 19:57:15', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wifi-barbecue.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wifi-barbecue.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="616" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8586" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A fuel-free barbecue that runs off the household WiFi is set to take Britain by storm this summer.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe hi-tech grill does not need expensive gas or grubby charcoal in order to power up its flames.\r\n\r\nInstead, the user simply uses a phone app to connect the BBQ to the their WiFi signal.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe connection powers the grill, giving off brilliant flames or a low heat, depending on the chef\'s choice.\r\n\r\nExperts say the WiFi BBQ, which will be available at all good DIY stockists from next month, will revolutionise how Britons enjoy their garden barbecue fun.\r\n\r\nWiFi BBQ inventor Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said her product had already received advance orders numbering in their tens of thousands.\r\n\r\nShe said: "You can set up the WiFi BBQ anywhere in the garden without having to lug a heavy gas canister around - so long as it is within your house WiFi range (extenders are available).\r\n\r\n"Once logged on, the grill lights up instantly, and the flames and heat can be adjusted just like any other barbecue.\r\n\r\n"Anyone bored of trying to light charcoal BBQs and then disposing of the used charcoal afterwards will find the WiFi BBQ is brilliant."\r\n\r\nIt will come with a recommended retail price of just £79.99, and the phone app will be available to download for free.\r\n\r\n[AdSense=B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher declined to explain exactly how a WiFi signal could power the barbecue, which is being made at her factory near the RAF Bentwaters airbase outside Woodbridge.\r\n\r\nBut experts say it is likely the WiFi BBQ will harness similar technology used by the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose/">cordless garden hose</a> we featured in this newspaper last year.\r\n \r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Amazing WiFi BBQ will revolutionise summer cooking', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8585-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-06 19:57:15', '2018-03-06 19:57:15', '', 8585, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8585-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8589, 1, '2018-03-06 20:00:05', '2018-03-06 20:00:05', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wifi-barbecue.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wifi-barbecue.jpg" alt="" width="960" height="616" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8586" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A fuel-free barbecue that runs off the household WiFi is set to take Britain by storm this summer.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe hi-tech grill does not need expensive gas or grubby charcoal in order to power up its flames.\r\n\r\nInstead, the user simply uses a phone app to connect the BBQ to the their WiFi signal.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe connection powers the grill, giving off brilliant flames or a low heat, depending on the chef\'s choice.\r\n\r\nExperts say the WiFi BBQ, which will be available at all good DIY stockists from next month, will revolutionise how Britons enjoy their garden barbecue fun.\r\n\r\nWiFi BBQ inventor Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk, said her product had already received advance orders numbering in their tens of thousands.\r\n\r\nShe said: "You can set up the WiFi BBQ anywhere in the garden without having to lug a heavy gas canister around - so long as it is within your house WiFi range (extenders are available).\r\n\r\n"Once logged on, the grill lights up instantly, and the flames and heat can be adjusted just like any other barbecue.\r\n\r\n"Anyone bored of trying to light charcoal BBQs and then disposing of the used charcoal afterwards will find the WiFi BBQ is brilliant."\r\n\r\nIt will come with a recommended retail price of just £79.99, and the phone app will be available to download for free.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher declined to explain exactly how a WiFi signal could power the barbecue, which is being made at her factory near the RAF Bentwaters airbase outside Woodbridge.\r\n\r\nBut experts say it is likely the WiFi BBQ will harness similar technology used by the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/cordless-garden-hose/">cordless garden hose</a> we featured in this newspaper last year.\r\n \r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Amazing WiFi BBQ will revolutionise summer cooking', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8585-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-06 20:00:05', '2018-03-06 20:00:05', '', 8585, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8585-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8590, 1, '2018-03-06 20:23:02', '2018-03-06 20:23:02', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_3403.jpg" alt="Cordless hose" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7204" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company is set to make millions of pounds after inventing the world\'s first cordless garden hose.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe clever device ensures gardeners can water any sized garden, because the nozzle can be taken anywhere without the hosepipe running out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHoseAway ingeniously runs via wireless internet technology, which means there is no need to lug the traditional rubber house around the garden.\r\n\r\nAnd another key benefit is not having to spend ages carefully rolling the hose back up afterwards.\r\n\r\nHouseholders can even save money because there is now no need for them to install an expensive outside tap.\r\n\r\nCosting just £19.99, HoseAway has already been featured at the Chelsea Flower Show and on the BBC\'s popular Gardeners\' World programme.\r\n\r\nThe device is made by Framlingham-based Gareth Lewis Waterworks Inc, and is the result of years of development.\r\n\r\nManaging Director Arnold Ridley said: "HoseAway uses the latest wireless technology, cleverly allowing anyone to water their garden without the need for a heavy hose.\r\n\r\n"No longer will gardeners be restricted by the length of their hosepipe, or by the irritation of getting kinks in hoses which result in poor performance.\r\n\r\n"We have had lots of interest from home and abroad, and the device is already our best-selling product."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHoseAway is shortlisted for industry awards, and is available in all good garden centres and stockists.\r\n\r\nNorbert Bush, widower of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/anita-bush-dead/">the late Anita Bush</a>, the Suffolk Gazette\'s famous gardening writer, said: "The company kindly posted us a HoseAway to test before Anita died. She used it as a portable shower when her shrubbery began wilting."\r\n\r\nThe HoseAway is the second major invention to come out of Suffolk in recent years. The Suffolk Gazette also reported on the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/telephone/">brilliant new telephone</a> that was hard to break and impossible to lose.\r\n\r\nAnd now a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/wifi-bbq/">fuel-free BBQ that operates by WiFi</a> has been invented in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Cordless garden hose is best seller', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7152-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-06 20:23:02', '2018-03-06 20:23:02', '', 7152, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7152-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8591, 1, '2018-03-06 20:30:36', '2018-03-06 20:30:36', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/class-warfare-e1513936441799.jpg" alt="Class warfare" width="700" height="544" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8029" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nClass warfare was breaking out in supermarkets across Britain today as anxious food shoppers clashed while hunting down their last Christmas dinner ingredients.</strong>\r\n\r\nMiddle-class snobs were forced to park their Audis at Lidl and Aldi after Waitrose ran out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/avocado-aldi/">avocados </a>and pomegranate molasses.\r\n\r\nAnd common people caught the bus to Waitrose because their local Aldi and Lidl had sold out of Lambrini and chicken nuggets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe dramatic turn of events meant there was huge class tensions as the snobs and commoners clashed in unfamiliar territory.\r\n\r\nAt one Waitrose store in Suffolk, some very common people, who were clearly benefit scroungers and quite possibly even foreign, got into a scuffle with a well-dressed man called Justin.\r\n\r\nThey had wandered in, stinking of cigarettes and cider, looking for frozen Christmas ready meals because they were out of stock in Lidl.\r\n\r\nBut they soon bumped into posh twat Justin, who was browsing through the kale options.\r\n\r\nObserver Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "They got into a slanging match, with Justin and his fellow well-heeled shoppers telling them to \'bugger \'orf back to Lidli or whatever it\'s called\'.\r\n\r\n"Punches were thrown and Justin was so upset he demanded the store staff throw the oiks out."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, over at a Lidl store in Ipswich, local low-life were confronted with scores of well-dressed yummy mummies who had arrived in a fleet of Audis from Waitrose.\r\n\r\n"I need artichoke hearts but there were none left at Waitrose," cooed one mum as she gave the Lidl security guard a tenner, thinking he was a homeless man.\r\n\r\nShe waltzed into the strange world of common people and immediately tied her son Oscar\'s handkerchief around her nose to keep out the smell.\r\n\r\nTrouble flared when she and the other yummy mummies began stopping in the middle of the aisles to compare each others\' handbags.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCommon person Dwayne Pipe, who is unemployed and claiming £33,000 a year in benefits, said: "Who do these posh birds think they are?\r\n\r\n"But as it\'s Christmas I\'d like to cover one in salted butter and give it a good stuffing."\r\n\r\nPolice were called to the Aldi car park in Stowmarket after a Range Rover, unfamiliar with the car park layout, got into a stand-off with a 25-year-old Vauxhall Corsa.\r\n\r\n"The drivers traded insults but we were able to calm down the situation and urge the Range Rover driver to keep to his usual expensive shop," a police spokesman said.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the Suffolk Gazette wishes all its readers, no matter their class, a very merry Christmas.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3>\r\n', 'Class warfare breaks out as Waitrose snobs clash with Aldi oiks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8028-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-06 20:30:36', '2018-03-06 20:30:36', '', 8028, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8028-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8592, 1, '2018-03-06 20:32:31', '2018-03-06 20:32:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-cyclist.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-cyclist.jpg" alt="Norfolk cyclist" width="588" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7503" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorfolk\'s entry into the Tour of Britain cycle race has finally finished the Suffolk stage - five days late.</strong>\r\n\r\nMonkey Alan Smith, 18, is the greatest ever cyclist to come out of Norfolk, but he found the tour stage tough going.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCycling enthusiasts said chimp Alan got lost on the route from Newmarket to Aldeburgh and spent days cycling aimlessly around the isolated country lanes.\r\n\r\nEventually he was given directions to Aldeburgh by a man trimming his hedge near Leiston, and he was able to cross the finish line, even though it had been taken down last week.\r\n\r\nA <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">Tour of Britain</a> organiser said Alan\'s time of five days, seven hours and 23 minutes would still be noted for the record books.\r\n\r\n"After his efforts it would be unfair to disqualify Alan," a Tour spokesman said.\r\n\r\n"The people of Norfolk should be proud of him for trying, but we would suggest they come up with a slightly better entry for next year\'s Tour of Britain."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAfter finishing the course, Alan went straight to the White Hart pub on Aldeburgh High Street.\r\n\r\nBecause he was so tired out from his efforts he sank six pints of Adnams and got through nine bananas in less than an hour.\r\n\r\nAfter sleeping off the rest of the day on the beach, Alan returned to Norfolk and is now resting back at his home near Downham Market.\r\n\r\nHe has high hopes of entering next year\'s Tour de France, which he understands has several testing stages in the mountainous French Apes.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<h3>ADVERT: <a href="http://www.houseintown.co.uk/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.houseintown.co.uk\'); return false;">Click for latest The House in Town offers</a></h3> ', 'Norfolk cycling star finishes Tour of Britain five days late', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7502-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-06 20:32:31', '2018-03-06 20:32:31', '', 7502, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7502-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8593, 1, '2018-03-06 20:34:10', '2018-03-06 20:34:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/bicycle-ride.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/bicycle-ride.jpg" alt="Bicycle ride" width="896" height="616" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7140" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A skinny British man has finished a long bicycle ride in France, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/asthmatic-cycling/">Christopher Froome</a>, 32, spent weeks pedaling all over the country with several hundred other cycling enthusiasts.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey went up and down big hills and did some sprinting to keep themselves amused as they criss-crossed France.\r\n\r\nIt appears they may have bicycled an awfully long way, because they all seemed to have lost a lot of weight.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Froome has been cycling in France several times before, and clearly has a superb relationship with the French - who were so sad that his exciting bicycle ride had finished that they booed at the end.\r\n\r\nFor finishing his bike ride earlier than the rest, Mr Froome was given a yellow t-shirt. \r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Skinny man finishes long bicycle ride', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7138-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-06 20:34:10', '2018-03-06 20:34:10', '', 7138, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7138-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8594, 1, '2018-03-07 16:30:23', '2018-03-07 16:30:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/woman-allowed-e1520439900238.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/woman-allowed-e1520439900238.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8595" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>From the desk of the Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is celebrating International Women\'s Day by allowing women across the world to read the newspaper for FREE.</strong>\r\n\r\nFor a period of ONE MONTH from midnight tonight, the popular publication is prepared to lose a small fortune in revenues simply to recognise the important role women have played in Suffolk life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHead of the paper\'s Equal Opportunities Board, Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Suffolk Gazette has championed women across the county, and hired some of the best female writers for decades, such as the much-missed, late <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/photo-neighbours-cock/">In My Lady Garden columnist, Anita Bush</a>.\r\n\r\n"But we want to do more to celebrate women and to show our appreciation.\r\n\r\n"For that reason, women everywhere will be able to read the Suffolk Gazette for free for a whole month."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher explained that women can walk away with a free print version of the newspaper from any newsagent - while modern-day technology can detect the sex of any visitor to a website.\r\n\r\n"We will know if you are a man pretending to be a woman while reading the online news, hoping to get something for nothing. So don\'t try it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStaff at the newspaper, which is read by hundreds of thousands of people a day, hope the initiative will prompt other local businesses to serve women for free.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, head of finance, said: "This is going to leave a severe hole in our cash flow. But it\'s important to take a stand.\r\n\r\n"We urge colleagues at Adnams to give women free beer, and for local restaurants to allow them to eat for free."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Women allowed to read the Suffolk Gazette for free', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'women-allowed', '', '', '2018-03-07 16:30:23', '2018-03-07 16:30:23', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8594', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8596, 1, '2018-03-07 16:26:39', '2018-03-07 16:26:39', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/woman-allowed-e1520439900238.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/woman-allowed-e1520439900238.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8595" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>From the desk of the Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is celebrating International Women\'s Day by allowing women across the world to read the newspaper for FREE.</strong>\r\n\r\nFor a period of ONE MONTH from midnight tonight, the popular publication is prepared to lose a small fortune in revenues simply to recognise the important role women have played in Suffolk life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHead of the paper\'s Equal Opportunities Board, Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Suffolk Gazette has championed women across the county, and hired some of the best female writers for decades, such as the much-missed, late <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/photo-neighbours-cock/">In My Lady Garden columnist, Anita Bush</a>.\r\n\r\n"But we want to do more to celebrate women and to show our appreciation.\r\n\r\n"For that reason, women everywhere will be able to read the Suffolk Gazette for free for a whole month."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher explained that modern-day technology can detect the sex of any visitor to a website.\r\n\r\n"We will know if you are a man pretending to be a woman, hoping to get something for nothing. So don\'t try it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStaff at the newspaper, which is read by hundreds of thousands of people a day, hope the initiative will prompt other local businesses to serve women for free.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, head of finance, said: "This initiative is going to leave a severe hole in our cash flow. But it\'s important to take a stand.\r\n\r\n"We urge colleagues at Adnams to give women free beer, and for local restaurants to allow them to eat for free."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Women allowed to read the Suffolk Gazette for free', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8594-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-07 16:26:39', '2018-03-07 16:26:39', '', 8594, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8594-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8597, 1, '2018-03-07 16:30:23', '2018-03-07 16:30:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/woman-allowed-e1520439900238.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/woman-allowed-e1520439900238.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="488" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8595" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>From the desk of the Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette is celebrating International Women\'s Day by allowing women across the world to read the newspaper for FREE.</strong>\r\n\r\nFor a period of ONE MONTH from midnight tonight, the popular publication is prepared to lose a small fortune in revenues simply to recognise the important role women have played in Suffolk life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHead of the paper\'s Equal Opportunities Board, Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Suffolk Gazette has championed women across the county, and hired some of the best female writers for decades, such as the much-missed, late <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/photo-neighbours-cock/">In My Lady Garden columnist, Anita Bush</a>.\r\n\r\n"But we want to do more to celebrate women and to show our appreciation.\r\n\r\n"For that reason, women everywhere will be able to read the Suffolk Gazette for free for a whole month."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher explained that women can walk away with a free print version of the newspaper from any newsagent - while modern-day technology can detect the sex of any visitor to a website.\r\n\r\n"We will know if you are a man pretending to be a woman while reading the online news, hoping to get something for nothing. So don\'t try it."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nStaff at the newspaper, which is read by hundreds of thousands of people a day, hope the initiative will prompt other local businesses to serve women for free.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, head of finance, said: "This is going to leave a severe hole in our cash flow. But it\'s important to take a stand.\r\n\r\n"We urge colleagues at Adnams to give women free beer, and for local restaurants to allow them to eat for free."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Women allowed to read the Suffolk Gazette for free', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8594-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-07 16:30:23', '2018-03-07 16:30:23', '', 8594, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8594-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8598, 1, '2018-03-08 12:25:08', '2018-03-08 12:25:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/grass-e1520511479219.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/grass-e1520511479219.jpg" alt="You won&#039;t have to mow the lawn" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8599" /></a>\n\n<strong>A Suffolk company has invented a type of grass that never needs to be cut, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nGardeners will be delighted to ditch their lawnmowers as the special seed formula ensures each blade never reaches more than an inch in height.\n\nInstead it stops growing, leaving a beautiful, uniform finish across the garden.\n\n\n\nWeekends will never be the same again as householders will no longer have to huff and puff with an expensive lawnmower, or worry about what to do with the grass cuttings.\n\nBut there is one downside to the wonder grass - lawnmower manufacturers and retailers will have to brace themselves for a huge downturn in business.\n\nThe new seeds were developed by InchPerfect Grass Ltd of Lavenham, in a secret testing facility behind one of the village\'s chocolate-box houses.\n\nInchPerfect is now being stocked in bags at all good garden centres and DIY stores. A £15.99 bag should be enough for lawns of up to one quarter of an acre.\n\nThe seed kills off the existing grass, which now grows alarmingly fast for around ten months of the year, and then grows itself - to just one inch.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, revealed: "We\'ve spent years developing the grass and it works a treat.\n\n"However, we have to proceed carefully to ensure the grass seed does not cross-contaminate nearby farmers\' fields, because there\'s every chance none of their crops would grow above an inch in height - and no-one likes a stubby carrot."\n\nShe said InchPerfect grass was the perfect natural alternative to the awful artificial grass used by some lazy people - or those who get hayfever.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n[wysija_form id="1"]\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'You\'ll never need to mow the lawn again', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1075-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-08 12:25:08', '2018-03-08 12:25:08', '', 1075, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1075-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8599, 1, '2018-03-08 12:16:39', '2018-03-08 12:16:39', 'You will no longer have to mow the lawn thanks to a new variety of grass that tops growing at one inch high', 'mow the lawn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'grass', '', '', '2018-03-08 12:17:52', '2018-03-08 12:17:52', '', 1075, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/grass.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8600, 1, '2018-03-08 12:26:09', '2018-03-08 12:26:09', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/grass-e1520511479219.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/grass-e1520511479219.jpg" alt="You won&#039;t have to mow the lawn" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8599" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk company has invented a type of grass that never needs to be cut, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nGardeners will be delighted to ditch their lawnmowers as the special seed formula ensures each blade never reaches more than an inch in height.\r\n\r\nInstead it stops growing, leaving a beautiful, uniform finish across the garden.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWeekends will never be the same again as householders will no longer have to huff and puff with an expensive lawnmower, or worry about what to do with the grass cuttings.\r\n\r\nBut there is one downside to the wonder grass - lawnmower manufacturers and retailers will have to brace themselves for a huge downturn in business.\r\n\r\nThe new seeds were developed by InchPerfect Grass Ltd of Lavenham, in a secret testing facility behind one of the village\'s chocolate-box houses.\r\n\r\nInchPerfect is now being stocked in bags at all good garden centres and DIY stores. A £15.99 bag should be enough for lawns of up to one quarter of an acre.\r\n\r\nThe seed kills off the existing grass, which now grows alarmingly fast for around ten months of the year, and then grows itself - to just one inch.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nManaging Director Lorraine Fisher, 34, revealed: "We\'ve spent years developing the grass and it works a treat.\r\n\r\n"However, we have to proceed carefully to ensure the grass seed does not cross-contaminate nearby farmers\' fields, because there\'s every chance none of their crops would grow above an inch in height - and no-one likes a stubby carrot."\r\n\r\nShe said InchPerfect grass was the perfect natural alternative to the awful artificial grass used by some lazy people - or those who get hayfever.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'You\'ll never need to mow the lawn again', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1075-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-08 12:26:09', '2018-03-08 12:26:09', '', 1075, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1075-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8601, 1, '2019-03-04 11:13:18', '2019-03-04 11:13:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/international-womens-day.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8602" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/international-womens-day.jpg" alt="international womens day" width="513" height="294" /></a>\n\n<strong>A man has been hounded out of Suffolk after suggesting an International Women\'s Day banner should have been ironed first.</strong>\n\n"This is what happens when women get ideas above their station," said sexist dinosaur Steve Walshe, 43.\n\nHe was overheard making the remark and asked to leave the office building - and the county, for that matter.\n\n\n\nOrganiser Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said the banner, prepared for International Women\'s Day this Friday, was fine and got the message across perfectly well.\n\n"Only a man could look at the banner and think, \'That needs a good ironing\'.\n\n"I\'m afraid Mr Walshe is just the sort of sexist pig that has contributed to gender inequality across the world.\n\n"The banner was put up in our office as a show of support, and we won\'t stand by letting men make cheap jokes out of it."\n\nFar from cashing in by using the banner photograph, the Suffolk Gazette publishes it only to ensure everyone agrees the ironing joke was a step too far.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesperson for the newspaper said: "The Suffolk Gazette is a huge supporter of International Women\'s Day.\n\n"Only yesterday we announced that all<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-allowed/"> women will be able to read the publication for free</a> for a month."\n\nMr Walshe said he wasn\'t being sexist when he made the ironing remark earlier today.\n\n"It is correct to say that the banner could have done with an iron. But my statement was gender neutral - it was aimed at men just as much as women.\n\n"Honest."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Man claims International Women\'s Day banner \'needs an iron\'', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'international-womens-day-iron', '', '', '2019-03-04 11:14:45', '2019-03-04 11:14:45', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8601', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8602, 1, '2018-03-08 13:40:58', '2018-03-08 13:40:58', 'A man was hounded out of town for suggesting an International Women\'s Day banner needed ironing.', 'international womens day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'international-womens-day', '', '', '2018-03-08 13:42:00', '2018-03-08 13:42:00', '', 8601, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/international-womens-day.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8603, 1, '2018-03-08 13:55:41', '2018-03-08 13:55:41', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/international-womens-day.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/international-womens-day.jpg" alt="international womens day" width="513" height="294" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8602" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been hounded out of Suffolk after suggesting an International Women\'s Day banner should have been ironed first.</strong>\r\n\r\n"This is what happens when women get ideas above their station," said sexist dinosaur Steve Walshe, 43.\r\n\r\nHe was overheard making the remark and asked to leave the office building - and the county, for that matter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOrganiser Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said the banner was fine and got the message across perfectly well.\r\n\r\n"Only a man could look at the banner and think, \'That needs a good ironing\'. \r\n\r\n"I\'m afraid Mr Walshe is just the sort of sexist male that has contributed to gender inequality across the world.\r\n\r\n"The banner was put up in our office as a show of support, and we won\'t stand by letting men make cheap jokes out of it."\r\n\r\nFar from cashing in by using the banner photograph, the Suffolk Gazette publishes it only to ensure everyone agrees the ironing joke was a step too far.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for the newspaper said: "The Suffolk Gazette is a huge supporter of International Women\'s Day.\r\n\r\n"Only yesterday we announced that all<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-allowed/"> women will be able to read the publication for free</a> for a month."\r\n\r\nMr Walshe said he wasn\'t being sexist when he made the ironing remark earlier today.\r\n\r\n"It is correct to say that the banner could have done with an iron. But my statement was gender neutral - it was aimed at men just as much as women.\r\n\r\n"Honest."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man claims International Women\'s Day banner \'needs an iron\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8601-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-08 13:55:41', '2018-03-08 13:55:41', '', 8601, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8601-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8604, 1, '2018-03-08 14:08:16', '2018-03-08 14:08:16', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/international-womens-day.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/international-womens-day.jpg" alt="international womens day" width="513" height="294" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8602" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been hounded out of Suffolk after suggesting an International Women\'s Day banner should have been ironed first.</strong>\r\n\r\n"This is what happens when women get ideas above their station," said sexist dinosaur Steve Walshe, 43.\r\n\r\nHe was overheard making the remark and asked to leave the office building - and the county, for that matter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOrganiser Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said the banner was fine and got the message across perfectly well.\r\n\r\n"Only a man could look at the banner and think, \'That needs a good ironing\'. \r\n\r\n"I\'m afraid Mr Walshe is just the sort of sexist pig that has contributed to gender inequality across the world.\r\n\r\n"The banner was put up in our office as a show of support, and we won\'t stand by letting men make cheap jokes out of it."\r\n\r\nFar from cashing in by using the banner photograph, the Suffolk Gazette publishes it only to ensure everyone agrees the ironing joke was a step too far.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for the newspaper said: "The Suffolk Gazette is a huge supporter of International Women\'s Day.\r\n\r\n"Only yesterday we announced that all<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-allowed/"> women will be able to read the publication for free</a> for a month."\r\n\r\nMr Walshe said he wasn\'t being sexist when he made the ironing remark earlier today.\r\n\r\n"It is correct to say that the banner could have done with an iron. But my statement was gender neutral - it was aimed at men just as much as women.\r\n\r\n"Honest."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man claims International Women\'s Day banner \'needs an iron\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8601-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-08 14:08:16', '2018-03-08 14:08:16', '', 8601, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8601-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8605, 1, '2018-03-09 15:08:50', '2018-03-09 15:08:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/richard-herring-e1520607865988.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/richard-herring-e1520607865988.jpg" alt="International Men&#039;s Day" width="650" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8606" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Following International Women’s Day, a special men’s day is being planned for them to get their own back.</strong>\r\n\r\nMany men tweeted on the women’s equality day: "So much for that... when is International Men’s Day?"\r\n\r\nElderly comedian Richard Herring reminded them that it is on November 19, so groups need to start organising.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk Men’s Liberation Society has pencilled the day in for events around the county.\r\n \r\nA spokesman said last night: “The highlight of the day will be the Ipswich Loading The Dishwasher Disco, a light-hearted way of bringing awareness to men having their own way at putting the crockery and knives in the machine without women tutting and storming off in a huff.\r\n\r\n“Stowmarket will feature a Parallel Parking Parade, while Needham will stage the Women Must Put The Bins Out rally.\r\n\r\n“Back at Ipswich in the evening there will be a men’s football tournament at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/portman-road-library/">Portman Road</a> with a special pre-match lecture on the offside rule.\r\n\r\n"Men feel that in this day and age, they should have equal rights with women, whether in the home, the workplace, in sport, down the pub, and in pursuits like beard and moustache-growing.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRichard Herring, who is touring the country at different venues from his ex-Lee and Herring comedy partner, Stewart Lee, said: “I do my bit to promote men’s day and I’m glad Suffolk is getting behind it.\r\n\r\n"Men are edging their way to equality every day but there is still a long way to go before men feel comfortable on a Spa Day.”\r\n\r\nThe news follows our revelation yesterday that a man had remarked an <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/international-womens-day-iron/">International Women\'s Day banner needed ironing</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'International Men\'s Day set for November 19', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'international-mens-day', '', '', '2018-03-09 15:20:27', '2018-03-09 15:20:27', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8605', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8606, 1, '2018-03-09 15:04:02', '2018-03-09 15:04:02', 'Richard Herring supports International Men\'s Day on November 19.', 'richard herring', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'richard-herring', '', '', '2018-03-09 15:04:56', '2018-03-09 15:04:56', '', 8605, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/richard-herring.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8607, 1, '2018-03-09 15:07:15', '2018-03-09 15:07:15', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/richard-herring-e1520607865988.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/richard-herring-e1520607865988.jpg" alt="International Men&#039;s Day" width="650" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8606" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Following International Women’s Day, a special men’s day is being planned for them to get their own back.</strong>\r\n\r\nMany men tweeted on the women’s equality day: "So much for that... when is International Men’s Day?"\r\n\r\nElderly comedian Richard Herring reminded them that it is on November 19, so groups need to start organising.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk Men’s Liberation Society has pencilled the day in for events around the county.\r\n \r\nA spokesman said last night: “The highlight of the day will be the Ipswich Loading The Dishwasher Disco, a light-hearted way of bringing awareness to men having their own way at putting the crockery and knives in the machine without women tutting and storming off in a huff.\r\n\r\n“Stowmarket will feature a Parallel Parking Parade, while Needham will stage the Women Must Put The Bins Out rally.\r\n\r\n“Back at Ipswich in the evening there will be a men’s football tournament at Portman Road with a special pre-match lecture on the offside rule.\r\n\r\n"Men feel that in this day and age, they should have equal rights with women, whether in the home, the workplace, in sport, down the pub, and in pursuits like beard and moustache-growing.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRichard Herring, who is touring the country at different venues from his ex-Lee and Herring comedy partner, Stewart Lee, said: “I do my bit to promote men’s day and I’m glad Suffolk is getting behind it.\r\n\r\n"Men are edging their way to equality every day but there is still a long way to go before men feel comfortable on a Spa Day.”\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'International Men\'s Day set for November 19', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8605-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-09 15:07:15', '2018-03-09 15:07:15', '', 8605, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8605-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8608, 1, '2018-03-09 15:08:50', '2018-03-09 15:08:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/richard-herring-e1520607865988.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/richard-herring-e1520607865988.jpg" alt="International Men&#039;s Day" width="650" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8606" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Following International Women’s Day, a special men’s day is being planned for them to get their own back.</strong>\r\n\r\nMany men tweeted on the women’s equality day: "So much for that... when is International Men’s Day?"\r\n\r\nElderly comedian Richard Herring reminded them that it is on November 19, so groups need to start organising.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk Men’s Liberation Society has pencilled the day in for events around the county.\r\n \r\nA spokesman said last night: “The highlight of the day will be the Ipswich Loading The Dishwasher Disco, a light-hearted way of bringing awareness to men having their own way at putting the crockery and knives in the machine without women tutting and storming off in a huff.\r\n\r\n“Stowmarket will feature a Parallel Parking Parade, while Needham will stage the Women Must Put The Bins Out rally.\r\n\r\n“Back at Ipswich in the evening there will be a men’s football tournament at Portman Road with a special pre-match lecture on the offside rule.\r\n\r\n"Men feel that in this day and age, they should have equal rights with women, whether in the home, the workplace, in sport, down the pub, and in pursuits like beard and moustache-growing.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRichard Herring, who is touring the country at different venues from his ex-Lee and Herring comedy partner, Stewart Lee, said: “I do my bit to promote men’s day and I’m glad Suffolk is getting behind it.\r\n\r\n"Men are edging their way to equality every day but there is still a long way to go before men feel comfortable on a Spa Day.”\r\n\r\nThe news follows our revelation yesterday that a man had remarked an <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/international-womens-day-iron/">International Women\'s Day banner needed ironing</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'International Men\'s Day set for November 19', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8605-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-09 15:08:50', '2018-03-09 15:08:50', '', 8605, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8605-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8609, 1, '2018-03-09 15:20:27', '2018-03-09 15:20:27', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/richard-herring-e1520607865988.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/richard-herring-e1520607865988.jpg" alt="International Men&#039;s Day" width="650" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8606" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Following International Women’s Day, a special men’s day is being planned for them to get their own back.</strong>\r\n\r\nMany men tweeted on the women’s equality day: "So much for that... when is International Men’s Day?"\r\n\r\nElderly comedian Richard Herring reminded them that it is on November 19, so groups need to start organising.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk Men’s Liberation Society has pencilled the day in for events around the county.\r\n \r\nA spokesman said last night: “The highlight of the day will be the Ipswich Loading The Dishwasher Disco, a light-hearted way of bringing awareness to men having their own way at putting the crockery and knives in the machine without women tutting and storming off in a huff.\r\n\r\n“Stowmarket will feature a Parallel Parking Parade, while Needham will stage the Women Must Put The Bins Out rally.\r\n\r\n“Back at Ipswich in the evening there will be a men’s football tournament at <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/portman-road-library/">Portman Road</a> with a special pre-match lecture on the offside rule.\r\n\r\n"Men feel that in this day and age, they should have equal rights with women, whether in the home, the workplace, in sport, down the pub, and in pursuits like beard and moustache-growing.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRichard Herring, who is touring the country at different venues from his ex-Lee and Herring comedy partner, Stewart Lee, said: “I do my bit to promote men’s day and I’m glad Suffolk is getting behind it.\r\n\r\n"Men are edging their way to equality every day but there is still a long way to go before men feel comfortable on a Spa Day.”\r\n\r\nThe news follows our revelation yesterday that a man had remarked an <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/international-womens-day-iron/">International Women\'s Day banner needed ironing</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'International Men\'s Day set for November 19', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8605-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-09 15:20:27', '2018-03-09 15:20:27', '', 8605, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8605-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8610, 1, '2018-03-09 15:21:42', '2018-03-09 15:21:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/international-womens-day.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/international-womens-day.jpg" alt="international womens day" width="513" height="294" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8602" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A man has been hounded out of Suffolk after suggesting an International Women\'s Day banner should have been ironed first.</strong>\r\n\r\n"This is what happens when women get ideas above their station," said sexist dinosaur Steve Walshe, 43.\r\n\r\nHe was overheard making the remark and asked to leave the office building - and the county, for that matter.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOrganiser Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said the banner was fine and got the message across perfectly well.\r\n\r\n"Only a man could look at the banner and think, \'That needs a good ironing\'. \r\n\r\n"I\'m afraid Mr Walshe is just the sort of sexist pig that has contributed to gender inequality across the world.\r\n\r\n"The banner was put up in our office as a show of support, and we won\'t stand by letting men make cheap jokes out of it."\r\n\r\nFar from cashing in by using the banner photograph, the Suffolk Gazette publishes it only to ensure everyone agrees the ironing joke was a step too far.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesperson for the newspaper said: "The Suffolk Gazette is a huge supporter of International Women\'s Day.\r\n\r\n"Only yesterday we announced that all<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/women-allowed/"> women will be able to read the publication for free</a> for a month."\r\n\r\nMr Walshe said he wasn\'t being sexist when he made the ironing remark earlier today.\r\n\r\n"It is correct to say that the banner could have done with an iron. But my statement was gender neutral - it was aimed at men just as much as women.\r\n\r\n"Honest."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/international-mens-day/">International Men\'s Day</a> has been set for November 19.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Man claims International Women\'s Day banner \'needs an iron\'', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8601-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-09 15:21:42', '2018-03-09 15:21:42', '', 8601, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8601-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8611, 1, '2018-03-10 11:50:55', '2018-03-10 11:50:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg" alt="Map of Essex" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7438" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Essex was overjoyed today with a new map that carefully outlines the county for visitors.</strong>\r\n\r\nProduced by Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd., the map is a must-have guide for everyone who has to pass through Essex in order to get to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe map meticulously illustrates areas populated by retired footballers, exiled West Ham fans, rich farmers in red trousers - and a whole swathe of the county that wishes it was in neighbouring Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThere is also the popular commuter belt, which follows the routes of the Greater Anglia trains mainline through to Colchester, and the C2C lines to Southend.\r\n\r\nSouthend is also highlighted as being the home to an inferior spoof news website.\r\n\r\nThere is a nod to The Only Way is Essex, a television show for those with less than ten brain cells, plus homage to Epping Forest, where hundreds of victims of the Kray Twins are buried. Allegedly.\r\n\r\nStansted Airport and Boudica, the angry ginger-haired woman, also get on the map.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the map makers said: "The attention to detail was immense. No cockle has been left unturned."\r\n\r\nEssex County Council was delighted with the new map, and said it expected a boost in tourism as a result.\r\n\r\n"We have to rely on Clacton and Southend for tourists," a spokesman said, "so it\'s good to show Britain that we have so much more to offer."\r\n\r\nThe map is available for just £19.99 from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd website</a>, which also has details of a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-map/">Norfolk map</a> and a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">Suffolk map</a>. ', 'Essex celebrates new county map', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7437-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-10 11:50:55', '2018-03-10 11:50:55', '', 7437, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7437-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8612, 1, '2018-03-10 11:54:23', '2018-03-10 11:54:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NEW-MAP-OF-ESSEX.jpg" alt="Map of Essex" width="852" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7438" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Essex was overjoyed today with a new map that carefully outlines the county for visitors.</strong>\r\n\r\nProduced by Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd., the map is a must-have guide for everyone who has to pass through Essex in order to get to Suffolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe map meticulously illustrates areas populated by retired footballers, exiled West Ham fans, rich farmers in red trousers - and a whole swathe of the county that wishes it was in neighbouring Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThere is also the popular commuter belt, which follows the routes of the Greater Anglia trains mainline through to Colchester, and the C2C lines to Southend.\r\n\r\nSouthend is also highlighted as being the home to an inferior spoof news website.\r\n\r\nThere is a nod to The Only Way is Essex, a television show for those with less than ten brain cells, plus homage to Epping Forest, where hundreds of victims of the Kray Twins are buried. Allegedly.\r\n\r\nStansted Airport and Boudica, the angry ginger-haired woman, also get on the map.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the map makers said: "The attention to detail was immense. No cockle has been left unturned."\r\n\r\nEssex County Council was delighted with the new map, and said it expected a boost in tourism as a result.\r\n\r\n"We have to rely on Clacton and Southend for tourists," a spokesman said, "so it\'s good to show Britain that we have so much more to offer."\r\n\r\nThe map is available for just £19.99 from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd website</a>, which also has details of a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-map/">Norfolk map</a> and a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">Suffolk map</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Essex celebrates new county map', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7437-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-10 11:54:23', '2018-03-10 11:54:23', '', 7437, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7437-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8613, 1, '2018-03-10 11:56:34', '2018-03-10 11:56:34', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-map.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-map.jpg" alt="Norfolk map" width="1361" height="861" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7417" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nThe people of Norfolk are delighted with a new map that carefully illustrates the county so visitors can find their way around.</strong>\n\nProduced by Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd, the map is a must purchase for anyone foolhardy enough to want to visit Norfolk.\n\n\n\nWhile much of the county is home to dragons, or is so far unexplored, there are some high points for tourists.\n\nOn the north Norfolk coast there is Wells Next The Sea, a town whose name does not even make sense, and which is jealous of Suffolk\'s posh coastal towns of Southwold and Aldeburgh.\n\nAlso on the north coast is an area called Cromer, made famous recently by the visit of jolly members of the Irish traveling community. Everybody was having such a nice time that even all the local businesses shut up shop to join in the celebrations.\n\nFurther down the coast is a town famous for kiss-me-quick hats, drunken sex, unemployment and slot machines. Yarmouth, which surprisingly has the word \'Great\' in front of it, is a holiday destination presumably for those who had not done any sort of research beforehand.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe Norfolk Broads can been seen on the map, together with Wroxham, a town that is owned entirely by the Roy family.\n\nNorwich, home to local radio host Alan Partridge and a crap football team, is the county administrative HQ, and is accessible by horse and cart.\n\nFinally, the map identifies the southern border, where Suffolk authorities have erected a huge Game of Thrones-style wall to prevent Norfolk people from crossing into the Promised Land and stealing crops.\n\nThe map is a sister to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">Suffolk map</a>, and also the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/essex-celebrates-new-county-map/">Essex map</a>, and is available for £19.99 from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Cartographers website</a>.', 'New Norfolk map produced by Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7416-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-03-10 11:56:34', '2018-03-10 11:56:34', '', 7416, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7416-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8614, 1, '2018-03-10 11:56:58', '2018-03-10 11:56:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-map.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-map.jpg" alt="Norfolk map" width="1361" height="861" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7417" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe people of Norfolk are delighted with a new map that carefully illustrates the county so visitors can find their way around.</strong>\r\n\r\nProduced by Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd, the map is a must purchase for anyone foolhardy enough to want to visit Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile much of the county is home to dragons, or is so far unexplored, there are some high points for tourists.\r\n\r\nOn the north Norfolk coast there is Wells Next The Sea, a town whose name does not even make sense, and which is jealous of Suffolk\'s posh coastal towns of Southwold and Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nAlso on the north coast is an area called Cromer, made famous recently by the visit of jolly members of the Irish traveling community. Everybody was having such a nice time that even all the local businesses shut up shop to join in the celebrations.\r\n\r\nFurther down the coast is a town famous for kiss-me-quick hats, drunken sex, unemployment and slot machines. Yarmouth, which surprisingly has the word \'Great\' in front of it, is a holiday destination presumably for those who had not done any sort of research beforehand.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk Broads can been seen on the map, together with Wroxham, a town that is owned entirely by the Roy family.\r\n\r\nNorwich, home to local radio host Alan Partridge and a crap football team, is the county administrative HQ, and is accessible by horse and cart.\r\n\r\nFinally, the map identifies the southern border, where Suffolk authorities have erected a huge Game of Thrones-style wall to prevent Norfolk people from crossing into the Promised Land and stealing crops.\r\n\r\nThe map is a sister to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">Suffolk map</a>, and also the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/essex-celebrates-new-county-map/">Essex map</a>, and is available for £19.99 from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Cartographers website</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'New Norfolk map produced by Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7416-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-10 11:56:58', '2018-03-10 11:56:58', '', 7416, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7416-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8615, 1, '2018-03-10 12:02:20', '2018-03-10 12:02:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suffolk-gazette-map-of-suffolk.jpg" alt="map of suffolk" width="1296" height="855" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4337" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe map, which was produced by the Suffolk Gazette\'s crack team of graphic designers and cartographers at a cost of £10,000, includes the good (rich farmlands), the bad (farmers shooting burglars) and the ugly (Haverhill).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt highlights where people can enjoy a caravan holiday, where they can find some slot machines - and which part of the county is most likely to shoot a burglar.\r\n\r\nA county official said: "We are grateful to the Suffolk Gazette for making the new map, which will go a long way to, er, putting Suffolk on the map."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "We think it\'s a fair representation of our county.\r\n\r\n"Hopefully people in Haverhill will still speak to us, although some of them sent us death threats after we unveiled the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/suffolk-monopoly/">Suffolk version of Monopoly</a> and they were in Old Kent Road."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe county map is one of a stunning trilogy that will be on display in London to help tourists understand what is available in East Anglia.\r\n\r\nIt goes with the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-map/">Norfolk map</a>, and with the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/essex-celebrates-new-county-map/">Essex map</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Realistic new map of Suffolk boosts tourism', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4336-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-03-10 12:02:20', '2018-03-10 12:02:20', '', 4336, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4336-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
