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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3700, 1, '2016-05-24 08:21:27', '2016-05-24 08:21:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Political Team\r\n\r\nThere was widespread shock across Britain today as David Cameron revealed we would all have to wash our own cars if we pulled out of Europe.</b>\r\n\r\nThe nightmare scenario is likely to shift public opinion ahead of the EU referendum next month, because we\'ve become too lazy to clean our own motors.\r\n\r\nPrevious In Campaign doomsday predictions of Brexit include a devastating recession, 800,000 job losses, a house market crash, rising High Street prices and world security concerns.\r\n\r\nThese have failed to shift voting intentions, but the Prime Minister and his team believe the disappearance of the Eastern European car wash is a game changer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking during a flying visit to Ipswich today, Mr Cameron said: "Every town and city is used to a proliferation of commercial car washes run by Eastern Europeans, who have shown the sort of entrepreneurial spirit that the EU freedom of movement allows and encourages.\r\n\r\n"These enterprises are cheap and quick, and they do a jolly good job. Gone are the tedious days of having to wash our own cars every weekend after doing the lawn. Now we just pop along to see Paulius and his busy-bee workers.\r\n\r\n"But if you vote to leave the EU, these marvelous, industrious soapy institutions will be lost because the Brits don\'t like working hard for little return."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg" alt="eastern european car wash" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3701" /></a><i>Vote In or lose your Eastern European car wash, warns Cameron</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMotorist Graham Parker was queuing up to get his Range Rover cleaned at the popular Kowalski car wash in Ipswich. He told the Suffolk Gazette he was a confirmed Brexit voter who wanted Britain out of the EU, but Mr Cameron\'s warning had changed his mind.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t think we as a country could cope without our local Eastern European car wash. We\'ve lost the desire and skills necessary to do them ourselves, so I\'ll be voting to stay in the EU now." \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shock as PM warns Brexit will close car washes', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'eastern-european-car-wash', '', '', '2016-05-27 10:37:56', '2016-05-27 10:37:56', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3700', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3702, 1, '2016-05-24 08:21:27', '2016-05-24 08:21:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Political Team\r\n\r\nThere was widespread shock across Britain today as David Cameron revealed we would all have to wash our own cars if we pulled out of Europe.</b>\r\n\r\nThe nightmare scenario is likely to shift public opinion ahead of the EU referendum next month, because we\'ve become too lazy to clean our own motors.\r\n\r\nPrevious In Campaign doomsday predictions of Brexit include a devastating recession, 800,000 job losses, a house market crash, rising High Street prices and world security concerns.\r\n\r\nThese have failed to shift voting intentions, but the Prime Minister and his team believe the disappearance of the Eastern European car wash is a game changer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking during a flying visit to Ipswich today, Mr Cameron said: "Every town and city is used to a proliferation of commercial car washes run by Eastern Europeans, who have shown the sort of entrepreneurial spirit that the EU freedom of movement allows and encourages.\r\n\r\n"These enterprises are cheap and quick, and they do a jolly good job. Gone are the tedious days of having to wash our own cars every weekend after doing the lawn. Now we just pop along to see Paulius and his busy-bee workers.\r\n\r\n"But if you vote to leave the EU, these marvelous, industrious soapy institutions will be lost because the Brits don\'t like working hard for little return."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg" alt="eastern european car wash" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3701" /></a><i>Vote In or lose your Eastern European car wash, warns Cameron</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMotorist Graham Parker was queuing up to get his Range Rover cleaned at the popular Kowalski car wash, said he was a confirm Brexit voter who wanted Britain out of the EU, but Mr Cameron\'s warning had changed his mind.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t think we as a country could cope without our Eastern European car washes. We\'ve lost the desire and skills necessary to do them ourselves, so I\'ll be voting to stay in the EU now." \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shock as PM warns Brexit will close car washes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3700-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-24 08:21:27', '2016-05-24 08:21:27', '', 3700, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3700-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3703, 1, '2016-05-24 08:23:28', '2016-05-24 08:23:28', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Suffolk Gazette Political Team\n\nThere was widespread shock across Britain today as David Cameron revealed we would all have to wash our own cars if we pulled out of Europe.</b>\n\nThe nightmare scenario is likely to shift public opinion ahead of the EU referendum next month, because we\'ve become too lazy to clean our own motors.\n\nPrevious In Campaign doomsday predictions of Brexit include a devastating recession, 800,000 job losses, a house market crash, rising High Street prices and world security concerns.\n\nThese have failed to shift voting intentions, but the Prime Minister and his team believe the disappearance of the Eastern European car wash is a game changer.\n\n\n\nSpeaking during a flying visit to Ipswich today, Mr Cameron said: "Every town and city is used to a proliferation of commercial car washes run by Eastern Europeans, who have shown the sort of entrepreneurial spirit that the EU freedom of movement allows and encourages.\n\n"These enterprises are cheap and quick, and they do a jolly good job. Gone are the tedious days of having to wash our own cars every weekend after doing the lawn. Now we just pop along to see Paulius and his busy-bee workers.\n\n"But if you vote to leave the EU, these marvelous, industrious soapy institutions will be lost because the Brits don\'t like working hard for little return."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg" alt="eastern european car wash" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3701" /></a><i>Vote In or lose your Eastern European car wash, warns Cameron</center></i><br><br>\n\nMotorist Graham Parker was queuing up to get his Range Rover cleaned at the popular Kowalski car wash in Ipswich, tsaid he was a confirm Brexit voter who wanted Britain out of the EU, but Mr Cameron\'s warning had changed his mind.\n\n"I don\'t think we as a country could cope without our Eastern European car washes. We\'ve lost the desire and skills necessary to do them ourselves, so I\'ll be voting to stay in the EU now." \n\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shock as PM warns Brexit will close car washes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3700-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-05-24 08:23:28', '2016-05-24 08:23:28', '', 3700, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3700-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3704, 1, '2016-05-24 08:23:45', '2016-05-24 08:23:45', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Political Team\r\n\r\nThere was widespread shock across Britain today as David Cameron revealed we would all have to wash our own cars if we pulled out of Europe.</b>\r\n\r\nThe nightmare scenario is likely to shift public opinion ahead of the EU referendum next month, because we\'ve become too lazy to clean our own motors.\r\n\r\nPrevious In Campaign doomsday predictions of Brexit include a devastating recession, 800,000 job losses, a house market crash, rising High Street prices and world security concerns.\r\n\r\nThese have failed to shift voting intentions, but the Prime Minister and his team believe the disappearance of the Eastern European car wash is a game changer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking during a flying visit to Ipswich today, Mr Cameron said: "Every town and city is used to a proliferation of commercial car washes run by Eastern Europeans, who have shown the sort of entrepreneurial spirit that the EU freedom of movement allows and encourages.\r\n\r\n"These enterprises are cheap and quick, and they do a jolly good job. Gone are the tedious days of having to wash our own cars every weekend after doing the lawn. Now we just pop along to see Paulius and his busy-bee workers.\r\n\r\n"But if you vote to leave the EU, these marvelous, industrious soapy institutions will be lost because the Brits don\'t like working hard for little return."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg" alt="eastern european car wash" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3701" /></a><i>Vote In or lose your Eastern European car wash, warns Cameron</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMotorist Graham Parker was queuing up to get his Range Rover cleaned at the popular Kowalski car wash in Ipswich, told the Suffolk Gazette he was a confirmed Brexit voter who wanted Britain out of the EU, but Mr Cameron\'s warning had changed his mind.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t think we as a country could cope without our Eastern European car washes. We\'ve lost the desire and skills necessary to do them ourselves, so I\'ll be voting to stay in the EU now." \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shock as PM warns Brexit will close car washes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3700-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-24 08:23:45', '2016-05-24 08:23:45', '', 3700, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3700-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3705, 1, '2016-05-24 08:24:31', '2016-05-24 08:24:31', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Political Team\r\n\r\nThere was widespread shock across Britain today as David Cameron revealed we would all have to wash our own cars if we pulled out of Europe.</b>\r\n\r\nThe nightmare scenario is likely to shift public opinion ahead of the EU referendum next month, because we\'ve become too lazy to clean our own motors.\r\n\r\nPrevious In Campaign doomsday predictions of Brexit include a devastating recession, 800,000 job losses, a house market crash, rising High Street prices and world security concerns.\r\n\r\nThese have failed to shift voting intentions, but the Prime Minister and his team believe the disappearance of the Eastern European car wash is a game changer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking during a flying visit to Ipswich today, Mr Cameron said: "Every town and city is used to a proliferation of commercial car washes run by Eastern Europeans, who have shown the sort of entrepreneurial spirit that the EU freedom of movement allows and encourages.\r\n\r\n"These enterprises are cheap and quick, and they do a jolly good job. Gone are the tedious days of having to wash our own cars every weekend after doing the lawn. Now we just pop along to see Paulius and his busy-bee workers.\r\n\r\n"But if you vote to leave the EU, these marvelous, industrious soapy institutions will be lost because the Brits don\'t like working hard for little return."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg" alt="eastern european car wash" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3701" /></a><i>Vote In or lose your Eastern European car wash, warns Cameron</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMotorist Graham Parker was queuing up to get his Range Rover cleaned at the popular Kowalski car wash in Ipswich, told the Suffolk Gazette he was a confirmed Brexit voter who wanted Britain out of the EU, but Mr Cameron\'s warning had changed his mind.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t think we as a country could cope without our local Eastern European car wash. We\'ve lost the desire and skills necessary to do them ourselves, so I\'ll be voting to stay in the EU now." \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shock as PM warns Brexit will close car washes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3700-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-24 08:24:31', '2016-05-24 08:24:31', '', 3700, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3700-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3708, 1, '2016-05-24 16:34:57', '2016-05-24 16:34:57', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Political Team\r\n\r\nThere was widespread shock across Britain today as David Cameron revealed we would all have to wash our own cars if we pulled out of Europe.</b>\r\n\r\nThe nightmare scenario is likely to shift public opinion ahead of the EU referendum next month, because we\'ve become too lazy to clean our own motors.\r\n\r\nPrevious In Campaign doomsday predictions of Brexit include a devastating recession, 800,000 job losses, a house market crash, rising High Street prices and world security concerns.\r\n\r\nThese have failed to shift voting intentions, but the Prime Minister and his team believe the disappearance of the Eastern European car wash is a game changer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSpeaking during a flying visit to Ipswich today, Mr Cameron said: "Every town and city is used to a proliferation of commercial car washes run by Eastern Europeans, who have shown the sort of entrepreneurial spirit that the EU freedom of movement allows and encourages.\r\n\r\n"These enterprises are cheap and quick, and they do a jolly good job. Gone are the tedious days of having to wash our own cars every weekend after doing the lawn. Now we just pop along to see Paulius and his busy-bee workers.\r\n\r\n"But if you vote to leave the EU, these marvelous, industrious soapy institutions will be lost because the Brits don\'t like working hard for little return."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eastern-european-car-wash.jpg" alt="eastern european car wash" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3701" /></a><i>Vote In or lose your Eastern European car wash, warns Cameron</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMotorist Graham Parker was queuing up to get his Range Rover cleaned at the popular Kowalski car wash in Ipswich. He told the Suffolk Gazette he was a confirmed Brexit voter who wanted Britain out of the EU, but Mr Cameron\'s warning had changed his mind.\r\n\r\n"I don\'t think we as a country could cope without our local Eastern European car wash. We\'ve lost the desire and skills necessary to do them ourselves, so I\'ll be voting to stay in the EU now." \r\n\r\n<i>Get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Shock as PM warns Brexit will close car washes', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3700-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-24 16:34:57', '2016-05-24 16:34:57', '', 3700, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3700-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3713, 0, '2016-05-26 20:51:46', '2016-05-26 20:51:46', 'PM warns if we vote to leave there may be no Christmas presents this year \'\r\nAs Santa and the tooth fairy have a toy and £1 distributing deal with the EC,\r\nAnd there may not be time to get an agreement in place as we will be at the back of the queue,\r\nBut luckily the Chinese have stepped in as they have lots of toys available \r\nbut will not be able to ship until the new year\r\nSo Christmas may have to coincide with the Chinese new year Saturday 28th January 2017. The year of the Red fire (or maybe fried) Chicken\r\nSo you wouldn\'t need to put you sprouts on until the 28th of December\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: JOHN COLEMAN\nAUTHOR EMAIL: jmcoleman@tiscali.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.47\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; JOHN COLEMAN\n    [2_Email] =&gt; jmcoleman@tiscali.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; PM warns if we vote to leave there may be no Christmas presents this year \'\r\nAs Santa and the tooth fairy have a toy and £1 distributing deal with the EC,\r\nAnd there may not be time to get an agreement in place as we will be at the back of the queue,\r\nBut luckily the Chinese have stepped in as they have lots of toys available \r\nbut will not be able to ship until the new year\r\nSo Christmas may have to coincide with the Chinese new year Saturday 28th January 2017. The year of the Red fire (or maybe fried) Chicken\r\nSo you wouldn\'t need to put you sprouts on until the 28th of December\n)\n', 'JOHN COLEMAN - 2016-05-26 20:51:46', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4aae1771d98d5b7aacf08500b2d34944', '', '', '2016-05-26 20:51:46', '2016-05-26 20:51:46', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3713', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3714, 1, '2016-05-27 10:30:09', '2016-05-27 10:30:09', '<b>By Ken Airy, Football Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe worst-kept secret in British football was finally confirmed today when Louis van Gaal was revealed as the new Norwich City manager.</b>\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith had been chasing the Dutchman for months, desperate for his charm and charisma to boost flagging spirits at the relegated club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVan Gaal\'s departure is a devastating blow for Manchester United fans, who saw Old Trafford bosses make a snap decision to appoint Jose Mourinho today.\r\n\r\nCanaries fans were overjoyed at the appointment in Norfolk. Bubba Spuckler, who has season tickets at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "That Alex Neil was a rum old dew when he was hare. Thaas gud noos about Louis Van Hire, hentut?"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg" alt="louis van gaal norwich" width="935" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3715" /></a><i>Dutch courage: Norwich have bravely appointed Louis van Gaal</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFans are excited that Van Gaal won the FA Cup for Manchester United just weeks ago, and hope his exciting brand of free-flowing football will help Norwich win promotion back to the Premiership at the first attempt.\r\n\r\nVan Gaal was unveiled at a press conference this morning, and excited Norwich fans were able to take photos with their new hero in the pitch-side dug-out.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "This is a brilliant appointment. If we can get as many draws as United did this season, then at least we won\'t be losing."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, former Norwich manager Alex Neil has returned to his former role as a full-time dour Scotsman.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich confirm Louis van Gaal as new boss', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norwich-louis-van-gaal', '', '', '2016-05-27 13:59:56', '2016-05-27 13:59:56', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3714', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3716, 1, '2016-05-27 10:30:09', '2016-05-27 10:30:09', '<b>By Ken Airy, Football Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe worst-kept secret in British football was finally confirmed today when Louis van Gaal was revealed as the new Norwich City manager.</b>\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith had been chasing the Dutchman for months, desperate for his charm and charisma to boost flagging spirits at the relegated club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVan Gaal\'s departure is a devastating blow for Manchester United fans, who saw Old Trafford bosses make a snap decision to appoint Jose Mourinho today.\r\n\r\nCanaries fans were overjoyed at the appointment in Norfolk. Bubba Spuckler, who has season tickets at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "That Alex Neil was a rum old dew when he was hare. Thaas gud noos about Louis Van Hire, hentut?"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg" alt="louis van gaal norwich" width="935" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3715" /></a><i>Dutch courage: Norwich have bravely appointed Louis van Gaal</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFans are excited that Van Gaal won the FA Cup for Manchester United just weeks ago, and hope is exciting, free-flowing style of football will help Norwich win promotion back to the Premiership at the first attempt.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "This is a brilliant appointment. If we can get as many draws as United did this season, then at least we won\'t be losing."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, former Norwich manager Alex Neil has returned to his former role as a full-time dour Scotsman.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit of brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich confirm Louis van Gaal as new boss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3714-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-27 10:30:09', '2016-05-27 10:30:09', '', 3714, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3717, 1, '2016-05-27 10:36:32', '2016-05-27 10:36:32', '<b>By Ken Airy, Football Correspondent\n\nThe worst-kept secret in British football was finally confirmed today when Louis van Gaal was revealed as the new Norwich City manager.</b>\n\nNorwich owner Delia Smith had been chasing the Dutchman for months, desperate for his charm and charisma to boost flagging spirits at the relegated club.\n\n\n\nVan Gaal\'s departure is a devastating blow for Manchester United fans, who saw Old Trafford bosses make a snap decision to appoint Jose Mourinho today.\n\nCanaries fans were overjoyed at the appointment in Norfolk. Bubba Spuckler, who has season tickets at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "That Alex Neil was a rum old dew when he was hare. Thaas gud noos about Louis Van Hire, hentut?"\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg" alt="louis van gaal norwich" width="935" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3715" /></a><i>Dutch courage: Norwich have bravely appointed Louis van Gaal</center></i><br><br>\n\nFans are excited that Van Gaal won the FA Cup for Manchester United just weeks ago, and hope his exciting brand of free-flowing football will help Norwich win promotion back to the Premiership at the first attempt.\n\nVan Gaal\n\nA club insider said: "This is a brilliant appointment. If we can get as many draws as United did this season, then at least we won\'t be losing."\n\nMeanwhile, former Norwich manager Alex Neil has returned to his former role as a full-time dour Scotsman.\n\n<i>Visit our brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich confirm Louis van Gaal as new boss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3714-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-05-27 10:36:32', '2016-05-27 10:36:32', '', 3714, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3714-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3718, 1, '2016-05-27 10:32:06', '2016-05-27 10:32:06', '<b>By Ken Airy, Football Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe worst-kept secret in British football was finally confirmed today when Louis van Gaal was revealed as the new Norwich City manager.</b>\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith had been chasing the Dutchman for months, desperate for his charm and charisma to boost flagging spirits at the relegated club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVan Gaal\'s departure is a devastating blow for Manchester United fans, who saw Old Trafford bosses make a snap decision to appoint Jose Mourinho today.\r\n\r\nCanaries fans were overjoyed at the appointment in Norfolk. Bubba Spuckler, who has season tickets at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "That Alex Neil was a rum old dew when he was hare. Thaas gud noos about Louis Van Hire, hentut?"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg" alt="louis van gaal norwich" width="935" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3715" /></a><i>Dutch courage: Norwich have bravely appointed Louis van Gaal</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFans are excited that Van Gaal won the FA Cup for Manchester United just weeks ago, and hope his exciting brand of free-flowing football will help Norwich win promotion back to the Premiership at the first attempt.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "This is a brilliant appointment. If we can get as many draws as United did this season, then at least we won\'t be losing."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, former Norwich manager Alex Neil has returned to his former role as a full-time dour Scotsman.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit of brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich confirm Louis van Gaal as new boss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3714-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-27 10:32:06', '2016-05-27 10:32:06', '', 3714, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3719, 1, '2016-05-27 10:32:31', '2016-05-27 10:32:31', '<b>By Ken Airy, Football Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe worst-kept secret in British football was finally confirmed today when Louis van Gaal was revealed as the new Norwich City manager.</b>\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith had been chasing the Dutchman for months, desperate for his charm and charisma to boost flagging spirits at the relegated club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVan Gaal\'s departure is a devastating blow for Manchester United fans, who saw Old Trafford bosses make a snap decision to appoint Jose Mourinho today.\r\n\r\nCanaries fans were overjoyed at the appointment in Norfolk. Bubba Spuckler, who has season tickets at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "That Alex Neil was a rum old dew when he was hare. Thaas gud noos about Louis Van Hire, hentut?"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg" alt="louis van gaal norwich" width="935" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3715" /></a><i>Dutch courage: Norwich have bravely appointed Louis van Gaal</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFans are excited that Van Gaal won the FA Cup for Manchester United just weeks ago, and hope his exciting brand of free-flowing football will help Norwich win promotion back to the Premiership at the first attempt.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "This is a brilliant appointment. If we can get as many draws as United did this season, then at least we won\'t be losing."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, former Norwich manager Alex Neil has returned to his former role as a full-time dour Scotsman.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich confirm Louis van Gaal as new boss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3714-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-27 10:32:31', '2016-05-27 10:32:31', '', 3714, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3720, 1, '2016-05-27 10:37:10', '2016-05-27 10:37:10', '<b>By Ken Airy, Football Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe worst-kept secret in British football was finally confirmed today when Louis van Gaal was revealed as the new Norwich City manager.</b>\r\n\r\nNorwich owner Delia Smith had been chasing the Dutchman for months, desperate for his charm and charisma to boost flagging spirits at the relegated club.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVan Gaal\'s departure is a devastating blow for Manchester United fans, who saw Old Trafford bosses make a snap decision to appoint Jose Mourinho today.\r\n\r\nCanaries fans were overjoyed at the appointment in Norfolk. Bubba Spuckler, who has season tickets at Carrow Road with his sister and their eight children, said: "That Alex Neil was a rum old dew when he was hare. Thaas gud noos about Louis Van Hire, hentut?"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/louis-van-gaal-norwich.jpg" alt="louis van gaal norwich" width="935" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3715" /></a><i>Dutch courage: Norwich have bravely appointed Louis van Gaal</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nFans are excited that Van Gaal won the FA Cup for Manchester United just weeks ago, and hope his exciting brand of free-flowing football will help Norwich win promotion back to the Premiership at the first attempt.\r\n\r\nVan Gaal was unveiled at a press conference this morning, and excited Norwich fans were able to take photos with their new hero in the pitch-side dug-out.\r\n\r\nA club insider said: "This is a brilliant appointment. If we can get as many draws as United did this season, then at least we won\'t be losing."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, former Norwich manager Alex Neil has returned to his former role as a full-time dour Scotsman.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Norwich confirm Louis van Gaal as new boss', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3714-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-27 10:37:10', '2016-05-27 10:37:10', '', 3714, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3714-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3721, 1, '2016-05-27 13:55:00', '2016-05-27 13:55:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Do you like my watering can? My husband modelled for it when he was a strapping young man. No wonder I got up the spout.</strong>\r\n\r\nAn implement like this can be very handy in my lady garden, especially when I just can’t be arsed to get the hose out.\r\n\r\nThe watering can is very easy to use. Simply carry it from the garden to the tap (indoors, or out if you are lucky enough to have such a thing) and fill it via the hole in the top.\r\n\r\nYou need a “rose” on the end of the spout, that is the bit with lots of tiny holes in, to water tender  seedlings but for sturdier plants, just carry the can to them and tip it at an angle and you\'ll find that the water just pours out of the spout end without undue strain to the operator.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg" alt="watering can" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3722" /></a><i>My eye-watering can</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe watering can was patented by John Haws in 1886, which made him like the Dyson of his day.\r\n\r\nLater they were made in plastic by the celebrity gardener Walter N Cann, who made the device even more famous under his name.\r\n\r\nNow the weather is getting drier, one thing I like to keep well-watered is my herb garden.\r\n\r\nWith this bank holiday you may be tempted by a lovely roast chicken. Or you may prefer to get stuck into a good bit of pork.\r\n\r\nThere is nothing my husband and I like more than a good stuffing, which we do together in the kitchen after a few glasses of wine and some local Aspall cyder.\r\n\r\n<b>Juicy sausage</b>\r\n\r\nI like to take a packet of Paxo and add some onion, and snipped fresh sage and thyme.\r\n\r\nSometimes we thrust a nice juicy sausage in.\r\n\r\nRosemary (Conleyum Dietborium) is lovely shoved under the roasting potatoes with garlic and sea salt. But if you are short of time get Aunt Bessie to do your roasties.\r\n\r\nIf you’ve never grown herbs, this is how to do it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nYou won\'t find MY tip in any ordinary gardening columns. Take yourself along to Tesco or Asda and you will find at the end of the vegetable aisle, herbs growing in pots. Often they are BOGOFS (that is not a herb, it’s an acronym).\r\n\r\nSimply take them home and show off in the kitchen by popping them into a trug lined with a bit of bin bag to stop leakages on your worktop.\r\n\r\nIt will look to any mere non-gardener as though you grew them yourself. Cut bits off for your soups and Bolognese BUT before you have demolished them completely, transfer them to the garden to a large pot or in the ground, first making a hole with a trowel or if you don’t own one, a tablespoon from the kitchen drawer. Water regularly.\r\n\r\nBelieve me, this is how I got all my parsley, coriander, sage, thyme and rosemary, without buggering about with seeds. And as I had already used them in recipes, the continuing plant is like a free gift. Sometimes the basil also takes but it can be a bit fawlty.(groan)\r\n\r\nThis week my sister made a structure for our runner beans (Usainium Boltius) to climb. All she needed were some seven-foot poles, some string and an engineering degree.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg" alt="runner bean poles" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3723" /></a><i>Bean-friendly construction</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis is the best time of year to see rhododendrons in posh gardens but if you want to grow them you need acid soil. You can check the pH values of your soil by using a testing kit. But the last time I bought one, it told me I was pregnant.\r\n\r\nRemember I warned you a few weeks ago about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/norfolk-garden-pests/">Norwich carrowpillars</a> invading our borders? Well now local farmers are having their sugar beet, rape seed and barley devoured by Spanish slugs. If that’s not a reason to close our borders and go for Brexit, I don’t know what is.\r\n\r\nA modern “green” way of defending your hostas and other plants from slugs is to use natural wool fibre pellets (available from all smug garden centres). You water them to expand and the slugs can’t bear the feeling of wool. Perhaps they prefer lycra!\r\n\r\nSlugs also hate to come up against crushed egg shells. Suffolk farmers could try this, but they’d have to eat so many eggs, they’d be farting for Britain.\r\n\r\nAn old way to kill slugs is to put out a “beer bath” in an old tuna tin. They climb in, can’t get out and drown in beer. What a way to go, though!\r\n\r\nA wise old Suffolk neighbour swears by another beery  way to get rid of slugs.\r\n\r\n“Yow take a good swig of Adnams,” he told me this week as he stood in his smock top, puffing on his clay pipe. “Then, when yow’ve ad enough, you just stamp on the little bastards.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg" alt="spanish slug" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3724" /></a><i>Spanish slugs are a garden pest</center></i><BR>\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Mow the lawn regularly ahead of it growing to keep it tip-top, and every now and then give it a sprinkle of lawn feed. Soon the surface will be fine enough to play marbles on.\r\n\r\n* Sow winter cabbage and cauliflower.\r\n\r\n* Do an “instant makeover” with colourful bedding plants that are already blooming. Your neighbours will be weljel.\r\n\r\n* Pop radishes and lettuce (Little-gemmo lesstastius) seeds in IN SUCCESSION. You don’t want them all maturing at the same time unless you are a lettuce-aholic like that pie-phobic stick insect Gwyneth Paltrow.\r\n\r\n<b>Answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\nDon’t be shy about asking anything. I steal your stupid ideas for the following week! Pip Pip!\r\n\r\n* Sonia L: Yes I have worked with Miss Trimley St Mary. Unfortunately, she is a bit of a slut and didn’t pay much attention to her Lady’s Mantle.\r\n\r\n* Peter C: Thankyou for comparing my garden to the prestigious Jaywick Allotment society. I would cut back on those magic mushrooms if I were you and mind you don’t fall on a “misplaced” pitchfork.\r\n\r\n* Mr D C of Combs: It sounds like your periwinkle has got completely out of control and needs pulling out before it does any more damage.\r\n\r\nI\'ll be back next week with more tips. Enjoy the Bank Holiday. I\'ll be out in this new pink apron a friend gave me to go with my Barbie wheelbarrow.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-apron-e1464356842685.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-apron-e1464356842685.jpg" alt="anita bush in my lady garden apron" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3725" /></a><i>My lovely pink pinnie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Water those herbs and find thyme for a right good stuffing', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'water-herbs-thyme-stuffing', '', '', '2016-05-28 11:31:24', '2016-05-28 11:31:24', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3721', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3725, 1, '2016-05-27 13:46:36', '2016-05-27 13:46:36', 'Anita Bush In My Lady Garden Apron', 'anita-bush-apron', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'anita-bush-apron', '', '', '2016-05-27 13:47:11', '2016-05-27 13:47:11', '', 3721, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-apron.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3726, 1, '2016-05-27 13:55:00', '2016-05-27 13:55:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Do you like my watering can? My husband modelled for it when he was a strapping young man. No wonder I got up the spout.</strong>\r\n\r\nAn implement like this can be very handy in my lady garden, especially when I just can’t be arsed to get the hose out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe watering can is very easy to use. Simply carry it from the garden to the tap (indoors, or out if you are lucky enough to have such a thing) and fill it via the hole in the top.\r\n\r\nYou need a “rose” on the end of the spout, that is the bit with lots of tiny holes in, to water tender  seedlings but for sturdier plants, just carry the can to them and tip it at an angle and you\'ll find that the water just pours out of the spout end without undue strain to the operator.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg" alt="watering can" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3722" /></a><i>My eye-watering can</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe watering can was patented by John Haws in 1886, which made him like the Dyson of his day.\r\n\r\nLater they were made in plastic by the celebrity gardener Walter N Cann, who made the device even more famous under his name.\r\n\r\nNow the weather is getting drier, one thing I like to keep well-watered is my herb garden.\r\n\r\nWith this bank holiday you may be tempted by a lovely roast chicken. Or you may prefer to get stuck into a good bit of pork.\r\n\r\nThere is nothing my husband and I like more than a good stuffing, which we do together in the kitchen after a few glasses of wine and some local Aspall cyder.\r\n\r\nI like to take a packet of Paxo and add some onion, and snipped fresh sage and thyme.\r\n\r\nSometimes we thrust a nice juicy sausage in.\r\n\r\nRosemary (Conleyum Dietborium) is lovely shoved under the roasting potatoes with garlic and sea salt. But if you are short of time get Aunt Bessie to do your roasties.\r\n\r\nIf you’ve never grown herbs, this is how to do it.\r\n\r\nYou won\'t find MY tip in any ordinary gardening columns. Take yourself along to Tesco or Asda and you will find at the end of the vegetable aisle, herbs growing in pots. Often they are BOGOFS (that is not a herb, it’s an acronym).\r\n\r\nSimply take them home and show off in the kitchen by popping them into a trug lined with a bit of bin bag to stop leakages on your worktop.\r\n\r\nIt will look to any mere non-gardener as though you grew them yourself. Cut bits off for your soups and Bolognese BUT before you have demolished them completely, transfer them to the garden to a large pot or in the ground, first making a hole with a trowel or if you don’t own one, a tablespoon from the kitchen drawer. Water regularly.\r\n\r\nBelieve me, this is how I got all my parsley, coriander, sage, thyme and rosemary, without buggering about with seeds. And as I had already used them in recipes, the continuing plant is like a free gift. Sometimes the basil also takes but it can be a bit fawlty.(groan)\r\n\r\nThis week my sister made a structure for our runner beans (Usainium Boltius) to climb. All she needed were some seven-foot poles, some string and an engineering degree.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg" alt="runner bean poles" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3723" /></a><i>Bean-friendly construction</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis is the best time of year to see rhododendrons in posh gardens but if you want to grow them you need acid soil. You can check the pH values of your soil by using a testing kit. But the last time I bought one, it told me I was pregnant.\r\n\r\nRemember I warned you a few weeks ago about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/norfolk-garden-pests/">Norwich carrowpillars</a> invading our borders? Well now local farmers are having their sugar beet, rape seed and barley devoured by Spanish slugs. If that’s not a reason to close our borders and go for Brexit, I don’t know what is.\r\n\r\nA modern “green” way of defending your hostas and other plants from slugs is to use natural wool fibre pellets (available from all smug garden centres). You water them to expand and the slugs can’t bear the feeling of wool. Perhaps they prefer lycra!\r\n\r\nSlugs also hate to come up against crushed egg shells. Suffolk farmers could try this, but they’d have to eat so many eggs, they’d be farting for Britain.\r\n\r\nAn old way to kill slugs is to put out a “beer bath” in an old tuna tin. They climb in, can’t get out and drown in beer. What a way to go, though!\r\n\r\nA wise old Suffolk neighbour swears by another beery  way to get rid of slugs.\r\n\r\n“Yow take a good swig of Adnams,” he told me this week as he stood in his smock top, puffing on his clay pipe. “Then, when yow’ve ad enough, you just stamp on the little bastards.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg" alt="spanish slug" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3724" /></a><i>Spanish slugs are a garden pest</center></i><BR><BR>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Mow the lawn regularly ahead of it growing to keep it tip-top, and every now and then give it a sprinkle of lawn feed. Soon the surface will be fine enough to play marbles on.\r\n\r\n* Sow winter cabbage and cauliflower.\r\n\r\n* Do an “instant makeover” with colourful bedding plants that are already blooming. Your neighbours will be weljel.\r\n\r\n* Pop radishes and lettuce (Little-gemmo lesstastius) seeds in IN SUCCESSION. You don’t want them all maturing at the same time unless you are a lettuce-aholic like that pie-phobic stick insect Gwyneth Paltrow.\r\n\r\n<b>Answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\nDon’t be shy about asking anything. I steal your stupid ideas for the following week! Pip Pip!\r\n\r\n* Sonia L: Yes I have worked with Miss Trimley St Mary. Unfortunately, she is a bit of a slut and didn’t pay much attention to her Lady’s Mantle.\r\n\r\n* Peter C: Thankyou for comparing my garden to the prestigious Jaywick Allotment society. I would cut back on those magic mushrooms if I were you and mind you don’t fall on a “misplaced” pitchfork.\r\n\r\n* Mr D C of Combs: It sounds like your periwinkle has got completely out of control and needs pulling out before it does any more damage.\r\n\r\nI\'ll be back next week with more tips. Enjoy the Bank Holiday. I\'ll be out in this new pink apron a friend gave me to go with my Barbie wheelbarrow.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-apron-e1464356842685.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-apron-e1464356842685.jpg" alt="anita bush in my lady garden apron" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3725" /></a><i>My lovely pink pinnie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Water those herbs and find thyme for a right good stuffing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3721-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-27 13:55:00', '2016-05-27 13:55:00', '', 3721, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3721-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3727, 1, '2016-05-27 14:05:07', '2016-05-27 14:05:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Do you like my watering can? My husband modelled for it when he was a strapping young man. No wonder I got up the spout.</strong>\r\n\r\nAn implement like this can be very handy in my lady garden, especially when I just can’t be arsed to get the hose out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe watering can is very easy to use. Simply carry it from the garden to the tap (indoors, or out if you are lucky enough to have such a thing) and fill it via the hole in the top.\r\n\r\nYou need a “rose” on the end of the spout, that is the bit with lots of tiny holes in, to water tender  seedlings but for sturdier plants, just carry the can to them and tip it at an angle and you\'ll find that the water just pours out of the spout end without undue strain to the operator.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg" alt="watering can" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3722" /></a><i>My eye-watering can</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe watering can was patented by John Haws in 1886, which made him like the Dyson of his day.\r\n\r\nLater they were made in plastic by the celebrity gardener Walter N Cann, who made the device even more famous under his name.\r\n\r\nNow the weather is getting drier, one thing I like to keep well-watered is my herb garden.\r\n\r\nWith this bank holiday you may be tempted by a lovely roast chicken. Or you may prefer to get stuck into a good bit of pork.\r\n\r\nThere is nothing my husband and I like more than a good stuffing, which we do together in the kitchen after a few glasses of wine and some local Aspall cyder.\r\n\r\nI like to take a packet of Paxo and add some onion, and snipped fresh sage and thyme.\r\n\r\n<b>Juicy sausage</b>\r\n\r\nSometimes we thrust a nice juicy sausage in.\r\n\r\nRosemary (Conleyum Dietborium) is lovely shoved under the roasting potatoes with garlic and sea salt. But if you are short of time get Aunt Bessie to do your roasties.\r\n\r\nIf you’ve never grown herbs, this is how to do it.\r\n\r\nYou won\'t find MY tip in any ordinary gardening columns. Take yourself along to Tesco or Asda and you will find at the end of the vegetable aisle, herbs growing in pots. Often they are BOGOFS (that is not a herb, it’s an acronym).\r\n\r\nSimply take them home and show off in the kitchen by popping them into a trug lined with a bit of bin bag to stop leakages on your worktop.\r\n\r\nIt will look to any mere non-gardener as though you grew them yourself. Cut bits off for your soups and Bolognese BUT before you have demolished them completely, transfer them to the garden to a large pot or in the ground, first making a hole with a trowel or if you don’t own one, a tablespoon from the kitchen drawer. Water regularly.\r\n\r\nBelieve me, this is how I got all my parsley, coriander, sage, thyme and rosemary, without buggering about with seeds. And as I had already used them in recipes, the continuing plant is like a free gift. Sometimes the basil also takes but it can be a bit fawlty.(groan)\r\n\r\nThis week my sister made a structure for our runner beans (Usainium Boltius) to climb. All she needed were some seven-foot poles, some string and an engineering degree.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg" alt="runner bean poles" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3723" /></a><i>Bean-friendly construction</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis is the best time of year to see rhododendrons in posh gardens but if you want to grow them you need acid soil. You can check the pH values of your soil by using a testing kit. But the last time I bought one, it told me I was pregnant.\r\n\r\nRemember I warned you a few weeks ago about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/norfolk-garden-pests/">Norwich carrowpillars</a> invading our borders? Well now local farmers are having their sugar beet, rape seed and barley devoured by Spanish slugs. If that’s not a reason to close our borders and go for Brexit, I don’t know what is.\r\n\r\nA modern “green” way of defending your hostas and other plants from slugs is to use natural wool fibre pellets (available from all smug garden centres). You water them to expand and the slugs can’t bear the feeling of wool. Perhaps they prefer lycra!\r\n\r\nSlugs also hate to come up against crushed egg shells. Suffolk farmers could try this, but they’d have to eat so many eggs, they’d be farting for Britain.\r\n\r\nAn old way to kill slugs is to put out a “beer bath” in an old tuna tin. They climb in, can’t get out and drown in beer. What a way to go, though!\r\n\r\nA wise old Suffolk neighbour swears by another beery  way to get rid of slugs.\r\n\r\n“Yow take a good swig of Adnams,” he told me this week as he stood in his smock top, puffing on his clay pipe. “Then, when yow’ve ad enough, you just stamp on the little bastards.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg" alt="spanish slug" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3724" /></a><i>Spanish slugs are a garden pest</center></i><BR><BR>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Mow the lawn regularly ahead of it growing to keep it tip-top, and every now and then give it a sprinkle of lawn feed. Soon the surface will be fine enough to play marbles on.\r\n\r\n* Sow winter cabbage and cauliflower.\r\n\r\n* Do an “instant makeover” with colourful bedding plants that are already blooming. Your neighbours will be weljel.\r\n\r\n* Pop radishes and lettuce (Little-gemmo lesstastius) seeds in IN SUCCESSION. You don’t want them all maturing at the same time unless you are a lettuce-aholic like that pie-phobic stick insect Gwyneth Paltrow.\r\n\r\n<b>Answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\nDon’t be shy about asking anything. I steal your stupid ideas for the following week! Pip Pip!\r\n\r\n* Sonia L: Yes I have worked with Miss Trimley St Mary. Unfortunately, she is a bit of a slut and didn’t pay much attention to her Lady’s Mantle.\r\n\r\n* Peter C: Thankyou for comparing my garden to the prestigious Jaywick Allotment society. I would cut back on those magic mushrooms if I were you and mind you don’t fall on a “misplaced” pitchfork.\r\n\r\n* Mr D C of Combs: It sounds like your periwinkle has got completely out of control and needs pulling out before it does any more damage.\r\n\r\nI\'ll be back next week with more tips. Enjoy the Bank Holiday. I\'ll be out in this new pink apron a friend gave me to go with my Barbie wheelbarrow.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-apron-e1464356842685.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-apron-e1464356842685.jpg" alt="anita bush in my lady garden apron" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3725" /></a><i>My lovely pink pinnie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Water those herbs and find thyme for a right good stuffing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3721-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-27 14:05:07', '2016-05-27 14:05:07', '', 3721, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3721-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3728, 1, '2016-05-27 14:05:58', '2016-05-27 14:05:58', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Do you like my watering can? My husband modelled for it when he was a strapping young man. No wonder I got up the spout.</strong>\r\n\r\nAn implement like this can be very handy in my lady garden, especially when I just can’t be arsed to get the hose out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe watering can is very easy to use. Simply carry it from the garden to the tap (indoors, or out if you are lucky enough to have such a thing) and fill it via the hole in the top.\r\n\r\nYou need a “rose” on the end of the spout, that is the bit with lots of tiny holes in, to water tender  seedlings but for sturdier plants, just carry the can to them and tip it at an angle and you\'ll find that the water just pours out of the spout end without undue strain to the operator.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg" alt="watering can" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3722" /></a><i>My eye-watering can</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe watering can was patented by John Haws in 1886, which made him like the Dyson of his day.\r\n\r\nLater they were made in plastic by the celebrity gardener Walter N Cann, who made the device even more famous under his name.\r\n\r\nNow the weather is getting drier, one thing I like to keep well-watered is my herb garden.\r\n\r\nWith this bank holiday you may be tempted by a lovely roast chicken. Or you may prefer to get stuck into a good bit of pork.\r\n\r\nThere is nothing my husband and I like more than a good stuffing, which we do together in the kitchen after a few glasses of wine and some local Aspall cyder.\r\n\r\nI like to take a packet of Paxo and add some onion, and snipped fresh sage and thyme.\r\n\r\n<b>Juicy sausage</b>\r\n\r\nSometimes we thrust a nice juicy sausage in.\r\n\r\nRosemary (Conleyum Dietborium) is lovely shoved under the roasting potatoes with garlic and sea salt. But if you are short of time get Aunt Bessie to do your roasties.\r\n\r\nIf you’ve never grown herbs, this is how to do it.\r\n\r\nYou won\'t find MY tip in any ordinary gardening columns. Take yourself along to Tesco or Asda and you will find at the end of the vegetable aisle, herbs growing in pots. Often they are BOGOFS (that is not a herb, it’s an acronym).\r\n\r\nSimply take them home and show off in the kitchen by popping them into a trug lined with a bit of bin bag to stop leakages on your worktop.\r\n\r\nIt will look to any mere non-gardener as though you grew them yourself. Cut bits off for your soups and Bolognese BUT before you have demolished them completely, transfer them to the garden to a large pot or in the ground, first making a hole with a trowel or if you don’t own one, a tablespoon from the kitchen drawer. Water regularly.\r\n\r\nBelieve me, this is how I got all my parsley, coriander, sage, thyme and rosemary, without buggering about with seeds. And as I had already used them in recipes, the continuing plant is like a free gift. Sometimes the basil also takes but it can be a bit fawlty.(groan)\r\n\r\nThis week my sister made a structure for our runner beans (Usainium Boltius) to climb. All she needed were some seven-foot poles, some string and an engineering degree.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg" alt="runner bean poles" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3723" /></a><i>Bean-friendly construction</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis is the best time of year to see rhododendrons in posh gardens but if you want to grow them you need acid soil. You can check the pH values of your soil by using a testing kit. But the last time I bought one, it told me I was pregnant.\r\n\r\nRemember I warned you a few weeks ago about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/norfolk-garden-pests/">Norwich carrowpillars</a> invading our borders? Well now local farmers are having their sugar beet, rape seed and barley devoured by Spanish slugs. If that’s not a reason to close our borders and go for Brexit, I don’t know what is.\r\n\r\nA modern “green” way of defending your hostas and other plants from slugs is to use natural wool fibre pellets (available from all smug garden centres). You water them to expand and the slugs can’t bear the feeling of wool. Perhaps they prefer lycra!\r\n\r\nSlugs also hate to come up against crushed egg shells. Suffolk farmers could try this, but they’d have to eat so many eggs, they’d be farting for Britain.\r\n\r\nAn old way to kill slugs is to put out a “beer bath” in an old tuna tin. They climb in, can’t get out and drown in beer. What a way to go, though!\r\n\r\nA wise old Suffolk neighbour swears by another beery  way to get rid of slugs.\r\n\r\n“Yow take a good swig of Adnams,” he told me this week as he stood in his smock top, puffing on his clay pipe. “Then, when yow’ve ad enough, you just stamp on the little bastards.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg" alt="spanish slug" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3724" /></a><i>Spanish slugs are a garden pest</center></i><BR>\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Mow the lawn regularly ahead of it growing to keep it tip-top, and every now and then give it a sprinkle of lawn feed. Soon the surface will be fine enough to play marbles on.\r\n\r\n* Sow winter cabbage and cauliflower.\r\n\r\n* Do an “instant makeover” with colourful bedding plants that are already blooming. Your neighbours will be weljel.\r\n\r\n* Pop radishes and lettuce (Little-gemmo lesstastius) seeds in IN SUCCESSION. You don’t want them all maturing at the same time unless you are a lettuce-aholic like that pie-phobic stick insect Gwyneth Paltrow.\r\n\r\n<b>Answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\nDon’t be shy about asking anything. I steal your stupid ideas for the following week! Pip Pip!\r\n\r\n* Sonia L: Yes I have worked with Miss Trimley St Mary. Unfortunately, she is a bit of a slut and didn’t pay much attention to her Lady’s Mantle.\r\n\r\n* Peter C: Thankyou for comparing my garden to the prestigious Jaywick Allotment society. I would cut back on those magic mushrooms if I were you and mind you don’t fall on a “misplaced” pitchfork.\r\n\r\n* Mr D C of Combs: It sounds like your periwinkle has got completely out of control and needs pulling out before it does any more damage.\r\n\r\nI\'ll be back next week with more tips. Enjoy the Bank Holiday. I\'ll be out in this new pink apron a friend gave me to go with my Barbie wheelbarrow.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-apron-e1464356842685.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-apron-e1464356842685.jpg" alt="anita bush in my lady garden apron" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3725" /></a><i>My lovely pink pinnie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Water those herbs and find thyme for a right good stuffing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3721-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-27 14:05:58', '2016-05-27 14:05:58', '', 3721, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3721-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3729, 1, '2016-05-27 14:07:12', '2016-05-27 14:07:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<strong>Do you like my watering can? My husband modelled for it when he was a strapping young man. No wonder I got up the spout.</strong>\n\nAn implement like this can be very handy in my lady garden, especially when I just can’t be arsed to get the hose out.\n\nThe watering can is very easy to use. Simply carry it from the garden to the tap (indoors, or out if you are lucky enough to have such a thing) and fill it via the hole in the top.\n\nYou need a “rose” on the end of the spout, that is the bit with lots of tiny holes in, to water tender  seedlings but for sturdier plants, just carry the can to them and tip it at an angle and you\'ll find that the water just pours out of the spout end without undue strain to the operator.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg" alt="watering can" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3722" /></a><i>My eye-watering can</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe watering can was patented by John Haws in 1886, which made him like the Dyson of his day.\n\nLater they were made in plastic by the celebrity gardener Walter N Cann, who made the device even more famous under his name.\n\nNow the weather is getting drier, one thing I like to keep well-watered is my herb garden.\n\nWith this bank holiday you may be tempted by a lovely roast chicken. Or you may prefer to get stuck into a good bit of pork.\n\nThere is nothing my husband and I like more than a good stuffing, which we do together in the kitchen after a few glasses of wine and some local Aspall cyder.\n\nI like to take a packet of Paxo and add some onion, and snipped fresh sage and thyme.\n\n<b>Juicy sausage</b>\n\nSometimes we thrust a nice juicy sausage in.\n\nRosemary (Conleyum Dietborium) is lovely shoved under the roasting potatoes with garlic and sea salt. But if you are short of time get Aunt Bessie to do your roasties.\n\nIf you’ve never grown herbs, this is how to do it.\n\nYou won\'t find MY tip in any ordinary gardening columns. Take yourself along to Tesco or Asda and you will find at the end of the vegetable aisle, herbs growing in pots. Often they are BOGOFS (that is not a herb, it’s an acronym).\n\nSimply take them home and show off in the kitchen by popping them into a trug lined with a bit of bin bag to stop leakages on your worktop.\n\nIt will look to any mere non-gardener as though you grew them yourself. Cut bits off for your soups and Bolognese BUT before you have demolished them completely, transfer them to the garden to a large pot or in the ground, first making a hole with a trowel or if you don’t own one, a tablespoon from the kitchen drawer. Water regularly.\n\nBelieve me, this is how I got all my parsley, coriander, sage, thyme and rosemary, without buggering about with seeds. And as I had already used them in recipes, the continuing plant is like a free gift. Sometimes the basil also takes but it can be a bit fawlty.(groan)\n\nThis week my sister made a structure for our runner beans (Usainium Boltius) to climb. All she needed were some seven-foot poles, some string and an engineering degree.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg" alt="runner bean poles" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3723" /></a><i>Bean-friendly construction</center></i><br><br>\n\nThis is the best time of year to see rhododendrons in posh gardens but if you want to grow them you need acid soil. You can check the pH values of your soil by using a testing kit. But the last time I bought one, it told me I was pregnant.\n\nRemember I warned you a few weeks ago about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/norfolk-garden-pests/">Norwich carrowpillars</a> invading our borders? Well now local farmers are having their sugar beet, rape seed and barley devoured by Spanish slugs. If that’s not a reason to close our borders and go for Brexit, I don’t know what is.\n\nA modern “green” way of defending your hostas and other plants from slugs is to use natural wool fibre pellets (available from all smug garden centres). You water them to expand and the slugs can’t bear the feeling of wool. Perhaps they prefer lycra!\n\nSlugs also hate to come up against crushed egg shells. Suffolk farmers could try this, but they’d have to eat so many eggs, they’d be farting for Britain.\n\nAn old way to kill slugs is to put out a “beer bath” in an old tuna tin. They climb in, can’t get out and drown in beer. What a way to go, though!\n\nA wise old Suffolk neighbour swears by another beery  way to get rid of slugs.\n\n“Yow take a good swig of Adnams,” he told me this week as he stood in his smock top, puffing on his clay pipe. “Then, when yow’ve ad enough, you just stamp on the little bastards.”\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg" alt="spanish slug" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3724" /></a><i>Spanish slugs are a garden pest</center></i><BR>\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\n\n* Mow the lawn regularly ahead of it growing to keep it tip-top, and every now and then give it a sprinkle of lawn feed. Soon the surface will be fine enough to play marbles on.\n\n* Sow winter cabbage and cauliflower.\n\n* Do an “instant makeover” with colourful bedding plants that are already blooming. Your neighbours will be weljel.\n\n* Pop radishes and lettuce (Little-gemmo lesstastius) seeds in IN SUCCESSION. You don’t want them all maturing at the same time unless you are a lettuce-aholic like that pie-phobic stick insect Gwyneth Paltrow.\n\n<b>Answers to your problems</b>\n\nDon’t be shy about asking anything. I steal your stupid ideas for the following week! Pip Pip!\n\n* Sonia L: Yes I have worked with Miss Trimley St Mary. Unfortunately, she is a bit of a slut and didn’t pay much attention to her Lady’s Mantle.\n\n* Peter C: Thankyou for comparing my garden to the prestigious Jaywick Allotment society. I would cut back on those magic mushrooms if I were you and mind you don’t fall on a “misplaced” pitchfork.\n\n* Mr D C of Combs: It sounds like your periwinkle has got completely out of control and needs pulling out before it does any more damage.\n\nI\'ll be back next week with more tips. Enjoy the Bank Holiday. I\'ll be out in this new pink apron a friend gave me to go with my Barbie wheelbarrow.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-apron-e1464356842685.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anita-bush-apron-e1464356842685.jpg" alt="anita bush in my lady garden apron" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3725" /></a><i>My lovely pink pinnie</center></i><br><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\n\n<i>Visit our brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3730, 1, '2016-05-27 14:07:36', '2016-05-27 14:07:36', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Do you like my watering can? My husband modelled for it when he was a strapping young man. No wonder I got up the spout.</strong>\r\n\r\nAn implement like this can be very handy in my lady garden, especially when I just can’t be arsed to get the hose out.\r\n\r\nThe watering can is very easy to use. Simply carry it from the garden to the tap (indoors, or out if you are lucky enough to have such a thing) and fill it via the hole in the top.\r\n\r\nYou need a “rose” on the end of the spout, that is the bit with lots of tiny holes in, to water tender  seedlings but for sturdier plants, just carry the can to them and tip it at an angle and you\'ll find that the water just pours out of the spout end without undue strain to the operator.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watering-can-e1464355949895.jpg" alt="watering can" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3722" /></a><i>My eye-watering can</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe watering can was patented by John Haws in 1886, which made him like the Dyson of his day.\r\n\r\nLater they were made in plastic by the celebrity gardener Walter N Cann, who made the device even more famous under his name.\r\n\r\nNow the weather is getting drier, one thing I like to keep well-watered is my herb garden.\r\n\r\nWith this bank holiday you may be tempted by a lovely roast chicken. Or you may prefer to get stuck into a good bit of pork.\r\n\r\nThere is nothing my husband and I like more than a good stuffing, which we do together in the kitchen after a few glasses of wine and some local Aspall cyder.\r\n\r\n<b>Juicy sausage</b>\r\n\r\nI like to take a packet of Paxo and add some onion, and snipped fresh sage and thyme.\r\n\r\nSometimes we thrust a nice juicy sausage in.\r\n\r\nRosemary (Conleyum Dietborium) is lovely shoved under the roasting potatoes with garlic and sea salt. But if you are short of time get Aunt Bessie to do your roasties.\r\n\r\nIf you’ve never grown herbs, this is how to do it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nYou won\'t find MY tip in any ordinary gardening columns. Take yourself along to Tesco or Asda and you will find at the end of the vegetable aisle, herbs growing in pots. Often they are BOGOFS (that is not a herb, it’s an acronym).\r\n\r\nSimply take them home and show off in the kitchen by popping them into a trug lined with a bit of bin bag to stop leakages on your worktop.\r\n\r\nIt will look to any mere non-gardener as though you grew them yourself. Cut bits off for your soups and Bolognese BUT before you have demolished them completely, transfer them to the garden to a large pot or in the ground, first making a hole with a trowel or if you don’t own one, a tablespoon from the kitchen drawer. Water regularly.\r\n\r\nBelieve me, this is how I got all my parsley, coriander, sage, thyme and rosemary, without buggering about with seeds. And as I had already used them in recipes, the continuing plant is like a free gift. Sometimes the basil also takes but it can be a bit fawlty.(groan)\r\n\r\nThis week my sister made a structure for our runner beans (Usainium Boltius) to climb. All she needed were some seven-foot poles, some string and an engineering degree.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beanpoles-e1464356184595.jpg" alt="runner bean poles" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3723" /></a><i>Bean-friendly construction</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis is the best time of year to see rhododendrons in posh gardens but if you want to grow them you need acid soil. You can check the pH values of your soil by using a testing kit. But the last time I bought one, it told me I was pregnant.\r\n\r\nRemember I warned you a few weeks ago about the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/norfolk-garden-pests/">Norwich carrowpillars</a> invading our borders? Well now local farmers are having their sugar beet, rape seed and barley devoured by Spanish slugs. If that’s not a reason to close our borders and go for Brexit, I don’t know what is.\r\n\r\nA modern “green” way of defending your hostas and other plants from slugs is to use natural wool fibre pellets (available from all smug garden centres). You water them to expand and the slugs can’t bear the feeling of wool. Perhaps they prefer lycra!\r\n\r\nSlugs also hate to come up against crushed egg shells. Suffolk farmers could try this, but they’d have to eat so many eggs, they’d be farting for Britain.\r\n\r\nAn old way to kill slugs is to put out a “beer bath” in an old tuna tin. They climb in, can’t get out and drown in beer. What a way to go, though!\r\n\r\nA wise old Suffolk neighbour swears by another beery  way to get rid of slugs.\r\n\r\n“Yow take a good swig of Adnams,” he told me this week as he stood in his smock top, puffing on his clay pipe. “Then, when yow’ve ad enough, you just stamp on the little bastards.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spanish-slug-e1464356532569.jpg" alt="spanish slug" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3724" /></a><i>Spanish slugs are a garden pest</center></i><BR>\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Mow the lawn regularly ahead of it growing to keep it tip-top, and every now and then give it a sprinkle of lawn feed. Soon the surface will be fine enough to play marbles on.\r\n\r\n* Sow winter cabbage and cauliflower.\r\n\r\n* Do an “instant makeover” with colourful bedding plants that are already blooming. Your neighbours will be weljel.\r\n\r\n* Pop radishes and lettuce (Little-gemmo lesstastius) seeds in IN SUCCESSION. You don’t want them all maturing at the same time unless you are a lettuce-aholic like that pie-phobic stick insect Gwyneth Paltrow.\r\n\r\n<b>Answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\nDon’t be shy about asking anything. I steal your stupid ideas for the following week! Pip Pip!\r\n\r\n* Sonia L: Yes I have worked with Miss Trimley St Mary. Unfortunately, she is a bit of a slut and didn’t pay much attention to her Lady’s Mantle.\r\n\r\n* Peter C: Thankyou for comparing my garden to the prestigious Jaywick Allotment society. I would cut back on those magic mushrooms if I were you and mind you don’t fall on a “misplaced” pitchfork.\r\n\r\n* Mr D C of Combs: It sounds like your periwinkle has got completely out of control and needs pulling out before it does any more damage.\r\n\r\nI\'ll be back next week with more tips. Enjoy the Bank Holiday. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3731, 1, '2016-05-28 11:18:04', '2016-05-28 11:18:04', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA blonde Essex woman has complained to a drinks manufacturer after claiming she was forced to stare at a bottle of orange squash for six hours.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, sat at her kitchen table looking at the bottle for most of Thursday, and was late for work.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe fumed: "I unpacked my bags after getting home from Lidl and put the orange on the table. It quite clearly said \'concentrate\' on the label so that\'s what I did.\r\n\r\n"But nothing happened, no matter how hard I tried. It is very disappointing."\r\n\r\nDrink maker OJ Sampson told the Suffolk Gazette: "We did receive a complaint from a woman who had misunderstood our packaging. We advised her accordingly, but we\'re not sure she took it all in."\r\n\r\nMs Gooch, who is an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham, has been confused before. Keen-eyed readers may recall her embarrassment when she boasted it took her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-jigsaw-puzzle/">only ten months to complete a jigsaw</a> that said "from two to five years" on the box.\r\n\r\nShe also famously complained to a shop that her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tight-scarf/">new scarf was too tight</a>.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Essex woman stares at bottle for six hours', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'essex-woman-stares-bottle', '', '', '2016-05-30 11:39:58', '2016-05-30 11:39:58', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3731', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3733, 1, '2016-05-28 11:18:04', '2016-05-28 11:18:04', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA blonde Essex woman has complained to a drinks manufacturer after claiming she was forced to stare at a bottle of orange squash for six hours.</b>\r\n\r\nChelsea Gooch, 24, sat at her kitchen table looking at the bottle for most of Thursday, and was late for work.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe fumed: "I unpacked my bags after getting home from Lidl and put the orange on the table. It quite clearly said \'concentrate\' on the label so that\'s what I did.\r\n\r\n"But nothing happened, no matter how hard I tried. It is very disappointing."\r\n\r\nDrink maker OJ Sampson told the Suffolk Gazette: "We did receive a complaint from a woman who had misunderstood our packaging. We advised her accordingly, but we\'re not sure she took it all in."\r\n\r\nMs Gooch, who is an executive assistant trainee administrator beauty technician from Witham, has been confused before. Keen-eyed readers may recall her embarrassment when she boasted it took her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-jigsaw-puzzle/">only ten months to complete a jigsaw</a> that said "from two to five years" on the box.\r\n\r\nShe also famously complained to a shop that her <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/tight-scarf/">new scarf was too tight</a>.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our brilliant <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Essex woman stares at bottle for six hours', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3731-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-28 11:18:04', '2016-05-28 11:18:04', '', 3731, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3731-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3734, 1, '2016-05-30 11:08:10', '2016-05-30 11:08:10', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette is today doing a Britain a favour by petitioning the BBC to stop Chris Evans shouting all the way through Top Gear.</strong>\r\n\r\nMillions of viewers are at risk of going deaf because Evans inexplicably shouts throughout the whole Top Gear show, which he presented for the first time last night.\r\n\r\nWhile Jeremy Clarkson was a soothing and knowledgable voice on the programme for years, before being sacked for whacking a producer, the ginger-haired Evans excitedly shouted and screeched as he desperately tried to fill Clarkson\'s boots.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Suffolk Gazette has launched an online petition urging the BBC to subtitle Top Gear so we don\'t have to put up with Chris Evans shouting loudly anymore.\r\n\r\n<center><script src="https://d18kwxxua7ik1y.cloudfront.net/product/embeds/v1/change-embeds.js" type="text/javascript"></script>\r\n<div class="change-embed-petition" data-petition-id="7186346"></div></center>\r\nSuffolk Gazette Entertainment Editor Arthur Aspall said: "We tried to watch the first episode of the new Top Gear last night but had to turn the sound down because Evans was making so much noise. It\'s almost as though he thought the show was all about him, rather than any cars featured on it.\r\n\r\n"But some people might have been too late to turn the sound down and gone deaf. This is simply not on, and the BBC has a duty to subtitle the show to save the nation\'s hearing."\r\n\r\nChris Evans was unavailable for comment today, presumably (and hopefully) because he has lost his voice.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sign our petition to stop Chris Evans shouting on Top Gear', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'chris-evans-shouting-top-gear', '', '', '2016-06-01 14:36:01', '2016-06-01 14:36:01', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3734', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3736, 1, '2016-05-30 11:04:01', '2016-05-30 11:04:01', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette is today doing a Britain a favour by petitioning the BBC to stop Chris Evans shouting all the way through Top Gear.</strong>\r\n\r\nMillions of viewers are at risk of going deaf because Evans inexplicably shouts throughout the whole Top Gear show, which he presented for the first time last night.\r\n\r\nWhile Jeremy Clarkson was a soothing and knowledgable voice on the programme for years, before being sacked for whacking a producer, the ginger-haired Evans excitedly shouted and screeched as he desperately tried to fill Clarkson\'s boots.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Suffolk Gazette has launched an online petition urging the BBC to subtitle Top Gear so we don\'t have to put up with Chris Evans shouting loudly anymore.\r\n\r\nYou can <a href="https://www.change.org/p/bbc-subtitle-top-gear-to-stop-chris-evans-shouting" target="_blank">see and sign the Top Gear petition hear NOW</a>!\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Entertainment Editor Arthur Aspall said: "We tried to watch the first episode of the new Top Gear last night but had to turn the sound down because Evans was making so much noise. It\'s almost as though he thought the show was all about him, rather than any cars featured on it.\r\n\r\n"But some people might have been too late to turn the sound down and gone deaf. This is simply not on, and the BBC has a duty to subtitle the show to save the nation\'s hearing."\r\n\r\nChris Evans was unavailable for comment today, presumably (and hopefully) because he has lost his voice.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sign our petition to stop Chris Evans shouting on Top Gear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3734-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-30 11:04:01', '2016-05-30 11:04:01', '', 3734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3734-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3737, 1, '2016-05-30 11:11:48', '2016-05-30 11:11:48', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette is today doing a Britain a favour by petitioning the BBC to stop Chris Evans shouting all the way through Top Gear.</strong>\n\nMillions of viewers are at risk of going deaf because Evans inexplicably shouts throughout the whole Top Gear show, which he presented for the first time last night.\n\nWhile Jeremy Clarkson was a soothing and knowledgable voice on the programme for years, before being sacked for whacking a producer, the ginger-haired Evans excitedly shouted and screeched as he desperately tried to fill Clarkson\'s boots.\n\n\n\nNow the Suffolk Gazette has launched an online petition urging the BBC to subtitle Top Gear so we don\'t have to put up with Chris Evans shouting loudly anymore.\n\n<cente<script src="https://d18kwxxua7ik1y.cloudfront.net/product/embeds/v1/change-embeds.js" type="text/javascript"></script>\n<div class="change-embed-petition" data-petition-id="7186346"></div>\n\nYou can <a href="https://www.change.org/p/bbc-subtitle-top-gear-to-stop-chris-evans-shouting" target="_blank">see and sign the Top Gear petition hear NOW</a>!\n\nSuffolk Gazette Entertainment Editor Arthur Aspall said: "We tried to watch the first episode of the new Top Gear last night but had to turn the sound down because Evans was making so much noise. It\'s almost as though he thought the show was all about him, rather than any cars featured on it.\n\n"But some people might have been too late to turn the sound down and gone deaf. This is simply not on, and the BBC has a duty to subtitle the show to save the nation\'s hearing."\n\nChris Evans was unavailable for comment today, presumably (and hopefully) because he has lost his voice.\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sign our petition to stop Chris Evans shouting on Top Gear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3734-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-05-30 11:11:48', '2016-05-30 11:11:48', '', 3734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3734-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3738, 1, '2016-05-30 11:11:59', '2016-05-30 11:11:59', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette is today doing a Britain a favour by petitioning the BBC to stop Chris Evans shouting all the way through Top Gear.</strong>\r\n\r\nMillions of viewers are at risk of going deaf because Evans inexplicably shouts throughout the whole Top Gear show, which he presented for the first time last night.\r\n\r\nWhile Jeremy Clarkson was a soothing and knowledgable voice on the programme for years, before being sacked for whacking a producer, the ginger-haired Evans excitedly shouted and screeched as he desperately tried to fill Clarkson\'s boots.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Suffolk Gazette has launched an online petition urging the BBC to subtitle Top Gear so we don\'t have to put up with Chris Evans shouting loudly anymore.\r\n\r\n<center><script src="https://d18kwxxua7ik1y.cloudfront.net/product/embeds/v1/change-embeds.js" type="text/javascript"></script>\r\n<div class="change-embed-petition" data-petition-id="7186346"></div></center>\r\n\r\nYou can <a href="https://www.change.org/p/bbc-subtitle-top-gear-to-stop-chris-evans-shouting" target="_blank">see and sign the Top Gear petition hear NOW</a>!\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette Entertainment Editor Arthur Aspall said: "We tried to watch the first episode of the new Top Gear last night but had to turn the sound down because Evans was making so much noise. It\'s almost as though he thought the show was all about him, rather than any cars featured on it.\r\n\r\n"But some people might have been too late to turn the sound down and gone deaf. This is simply not on, and the BBC has a duty to subtitle the show to save the nation\'s hearing."\r\n\r\nChris Evans was unavailable for comment today, presumably (and hopefully) because he has lost his voice.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sign our petition to stop Chris Evans shouting on Top Gear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3734-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-30 11:11:59', '2016-05-30 11:11:59', '', 3734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3734-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3739, 1, '2016-05-30 11:12:48', '2016-05-30 11:12:48', '<strong>The Suffolk Gazette is today doing a Britain a favour by petitioning the BBC to stop Chris Evans shouting all the way through Top Gear.</strong>\r\n\r\nMillions of viewers are at risk of going deaf because Evans inexplicably shouts throughout the whole Top Gear show, which he presented for the first time last night.\r\n\r\nWhile Jeremy Clarkson was a soothing and knowledgable voice on the programme for years, before being sacked for whacking a producer, the ginger-haired Evans excitedly shouted and screeched as he desperately tried to fill Clarkson\'s boots.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Suffolk Gazette has launched an online petition urging the BBC to subtitle Top Gear so we don\'t have to put up with Chris Evans shouting loudly anymore.\r\n\r\n<center><script src="https://d18kwxxua7ik1y.cloudfront.net/product/embeds/v1/change-embeds.js" type="text/javascript"></script>\r\n<div class="change-embed-petition" data-petition-id="7186346"></div></center>\r\nSuffolk Gazette Entertainment Editor Arthur Aspall said: "We tried to watch the first episode of the new Top Gear last night but had to turn the sound down because Evans was making so much noise. It\'s almost as though he thought the show was all about him, rather than any cars featured on it.\r\n\r\n"But some people might have been too late to turn the sound down and gone deaf. This is simply not on, and the BBC has a duty to subtitle the show to save the nation\'s hearing."\r\n\r\nChris Evans was unavailable for comment today, presumably (and hopefully) because he has lost his voice.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sign our petition to stop Chris Evans shouting on Top Gear', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3734-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-30 11:12:48', '2016-05-30 11:12:48', '', 3734, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3734-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3743, 1, '2016-05-31 08:37:41', '2016-05-31 08:37:41', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA driver who posted photos of himself on Facebook reaching speeds of up to 35mph along the A140 has been jailed.</b>\r\n\r\nJustin Johnson filmed his speedometer reaching reckless speeds along the notoriously slow road, and at one point the needle was seen to hit 35mph.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice said that sort of pace was more than double the speed achieved by most drivers who have to pootle along the busy A140 for miles on end.\r\n\r\nOne traffic cop told us: "It was crazy going that fast. We\'ve never clocked anyone getting above 20mph on the A140 before. Mr Johnson would have got away with it, except he decided to film his recklessness and then brag about it on social media.\r\n\r\n"His Facebook and Twitter posts included the photograph of his Audi speedometer touching 35mph - and that was all the evidence we needed to prosecute."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/speeding-a140-e1446804615219.jpg" alt="speeding-a140" width="550" height="335" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2024" /></a></center><center><i>Dangerously fast: Johnson\'s photo which landed him in jail</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSoil scientist Johnson, 34, of Framlingham, was jailed for six months and lost his license for a year when he admitted dangerous driving at Ipswich Crown Court last week.\r\n\r\nHis wife, Helen told the Suffolk Gazette: "He was full of remorse. He uses the road up to Norfolk every day and never normally gets above 15mph because of all the lorries and farm machinery.\r\n\r\n"He just got carried away and realises it was stupid to show off with the photograph. Justin will regret it for the rest of his life."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk County Council is investigating ways of speeding up journey times on the main road route between Suffolk and Norfolk.\r\n\r\nThey might finally approve plans to dual the whole stretch from Claydon, near Ipswich, right up to Norwich. But campaigners will be furious because councillors want the slow lane to become a \'tractor lane\' - meaning cars will still only have one lane to use.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'A140 driver jailed after hitting 35mph', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2023-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-05-31 08:37:41', '2016-05-31 08:37:41', '', 2023, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2023-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3747, 1, '2016-06-01 14:31:26', '2016-06-01 14:31:26', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA wild haggis was the star attraction for thousands of visitors at today\'s Suffolk Show, the annual showcase event for the county\'s agricultural industry.</b>\r\n\r\nThe traditional ginger-haired Scottish wild haggis was captured last week in North Suffolk, where a herd had colonised a large area of land after escaping from a rare breed show in Fressingfield.\r\n\r\nNormally the haggis, which are destined for hungry Scotsmen\'s Burns night dinner plates, are bred in captivity in Scotland, because once they get into the open countryside they can devastate crops.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTheir favourite food is carrot and turnip, but Suffolk potato tycoon Maurice Piper said some of his recent crop had been munched through by the rampaging haggis herd.\r\n\r\nInterest in the rodents shot up last year when the Suffolk Gazette revealed how they had <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/haggis-herd-suffolk/">escaped into the North Suffolk countryside</a>.\r\n\r\nBut although each female was capable of producing 200 cubs a year, none had been caught. Until now.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wild-haggis.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wild-haggis.jpg" alt="wild haggis" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3748" /></a><i>The traditional Scottish ginger-haired wild haggis enjoying the attention at today\'s Suffolk Show</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis adult carrot-topped wild haggis, which has a distinctive white face, was snared in a field in Cratfield, just two miles from where the five initial escapees made their bid for freedom from the rare breed show at Fressingfield village hall.\r\n\r\nNormally secretive and shy, the wild haggis gave visitors to the Suffolk Show a rare chance to get up close and study its behaviour.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not dangerous creatures, but do not like being picked up or cuddled, so a specialist haggis handler was on hand to prevent enthusiastic children from causing any problems.\r\n\r\nA Show spokesman said: "We were thrilled at the opportunity to display a wild haggis. We put it with the rare breeds section and it drew massive crowds all day. Some of our Scottish visitors said it made them feel peckish, but we made sure no harm came to it."\r\n\r\nTens of thousands of visitors went through the Suffolk Show gates today, at Trinity Park just outside Ipswich, with many more expected for the final day tomorrow.\r\n\r\nIt is believed the captured haggis will be returned to Scotland after the Suffolk Show, so it can be fattened and readied for Burns Night next January.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Captured wild haggis is Suffolk Show star attraction', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'wild-haggis-suffolk-show', '', '', '2016-06-02 08:32:21', '2016-06-02 08:32:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3747', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3749, 1, '2016-06-01 14:30:59', '2016-06-01 14:30:59', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA wild haggis was the star attraction for thousands of visitors at today\'s Suffolk Show, the annual showcase event for the county\'s agricultural industry.</b>\r\n\r\nThe traditional ginger-haired Scottish wild haggis was captured last week in North Suffolk, where a herd had colonised a large area of land after escaping from a rare breed show in Fressingfield.\r\n\r\nNormally the haggis, which are destined for hungry Scotsmen\'s Burns night dinner plates, are bred in captivity in Scotland, because once they get into the open countryside they can devastate crops.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTheir favourite food is carrot and turnip, but Suffolk potato tycoon Maurice Piper said some of his recent crop had been munched through by the rampaging haggis herd.\r\n\r\nInterest in the escaped rodents shot up last year when the Suffolk Gazette revealed how they had <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/haggis-herd-suffolk/">escaped into the North Suffolk countryside</a>.\r\n\r\nBut although each female was capable of producing 200 cubs a year, none had been caught. Until now.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wild-haggis.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wild-haggis.jpg" alt="wild haggis" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3748" /></a><i>The traditional Scottish ginger-haired wild haggis enjoying the attention at today\'s Suffolk Show</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis adult carrot-topped wild haggis, which has a distinctive white face, was snared in a field in Cratfield, just two miles from where the five initial escapees made their bid for freedom from the rare breed show at Fressingfield village hall.\r\n\r\nNormally secretive and shy, the wild haggis gave visitors to the Suffolk Show a rare chance to get up close and study their behaviour.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not dangerous creatures, but do not like being picked up or cuddled, so a specialist haggis handler was on hand to prevent enthusiastic children from causing any problems.\r\n\r\nA Show spokesman said: "We were thrilled at the opportunity to display a wild haggis. We put it with the rare breeds section and it drew massive crowds all day. Some of our Scottish visitors said it made them feel peckish, but we made sure no harm came to it."\r\n\r\nTens of thousands of visitors went through the Suffolk Show gates today, at Trinity Park just outside Ipswich, with many more expected for the final day tomorrow.\r\n\r\nIt is believed the captured haggis will be returned to Scotland after the Suffolk Show, so it can be fattened and readied for Burns Night next January.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Captured wild haggis is Suffolk Show star attraction', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3747-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-01 14:30:59', '2016-06-01 14:30:59', '', 3747, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3747-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3750, 1, '2016-06-01 14:47:45', '2016-06-01 14:47:45', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA wild haggis was the star attraction for thousands of visitors at today\'s Suffolk Show, the annual showcase event for the county\'s agricultural industry.</b>\r\n\r\nThe traditional ginger-haired Scottish wild haggis was captured last week in North Suffolk, where a herd had colonised a large area of land after escaping from a rare breed show in Fressingfield.\r\n\r\nNormally the haggis, which are destined for hungry Scotsmen\'s Burns night dinner plates, are bred in captivity in Scotland, because once they get into the open countryside they can devastate crops.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTheir favourite food is carrot and turnip, but Suffolk potato tycoon Maurice Piper said some of his recent crop had been munched through by the rampaging haggis herd.\r\n\r\nInterest in the rodents shot up last year when the Suffolk Gazette revealed how they had <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/haggis-herd-suffolk/">escaped into the North Suffolk countryside</a>.\r\n\r\nBut although each female was capable of producing 200 cubs a year, none had been caught. Until now.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wild-haggis.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wild-haggis.jpg" alt="wild haggis" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3748" /></a><i>The traditional Scottish ginger-haired wild haggis enjoying the attention at today\'s Suffolk Show</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis adult carrot-topped wild haggis, which has a distinctive white face, was snared in a field in Cratfield, just two miles from where the five initial escapees made their bid for freedom from the rare breed show at Fressingfield village hall.\r\n\r\nNormally secretive and shy, the wild haggis gave visitors to the Suffolk Show a rare chance to get up close and study their behaviour.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not dangerous creatures, but do not like being picked up or cuddled, so a specialist haggis handler was on hand to prevent enthusiastic children from causing any problems.\r\n\r\nA Show spokesman said: "We were thrilled at the opportunity to display a wild haggis. We put it with the rare breeds section and it drew massive crowds all day. Some of our Scottish visitors said it made them feel peckish, but we made sure no harm came to it."\r\n\r\nTens of thousands of visitors went through the Suffolk Show gates today, at Trinity Park just outside Ipswich, with many more expected for the final day tomorrow.\r\n\r\nIt is believed the captured haggis will be returned to Scotland after the Suffolk Show, so it can be fattened and readied for Burns Night next January.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Captured wild haggis is Suffolk Show star attraction', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3747-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-01 14:47:45', '2016-06-01 14:47:45', '', 3747, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3747-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3751, 1, '2016-06-01 14:48:41', '2016-06-01 14:48:41', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA wild haggis was the star attraction for thousands of visitors at today\'s Suffolk Show, the annual showcase event for the county\'s agricultural industry.</b>\r\n\r\nThe traditional ginger-haired Scottish wild haggis was captured last week in North Suffolk, where a herd had colonised a large area of land after escaping from a rare breed show in Fressingfield.\r\n\r\nNormally the haggis, which are destined for hungry Scotsmen\'s Burns night dinner plates, are bred in captivity in Scotland, because once they get into the open countryside they can devastate crops.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTheir favourite food is carrot and turnip, but Suffolk potato tycoon Maurice Piper said some of his recent crop had been munched through by the rampaging haggis herd.\r\n\r\nInterest in the rodents shot up last year when the Suffolk Gazette revealed how they had <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/haggis-herd-suffolk/">escaped into the North Suffolk countryside</a>.\r\n\r\nBut although each female was capable of producing 200 cubs a year, none had been caught. Until now.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wild-haggis.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wild-haggis.jpg" alt="wild haggis" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3748" /></a><i>The traditional Scottish ginger-haired wild haggis enjoying the attention at today\'s Suffolk Show</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis adult carrot-topped wild haggis, which has a distinctive white face, was snared in a field in Cratfield, just two miles from where the five initial escapees made their bid for freedom from the rare breed show at Fressingfield village hall.\r\n\r\nNormally secretive and shy, the wild haggis gave visitors to the Suffolk Show a rare chance to get up close and study its behaviour.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not dangerous creatures, but do not like being picked up or cuddled, so a specialist haggis handler was on hand to prevent enthusiastic children from causing any problems.\r\n\r\nA Show spokesman said: "We were thrilled at the opportunity to display a wild haggis. We put it with the rare breeds section and it drew massive crowds all day. Some of our Scottish visitors said it made them feel peckish, but we made sure no harm came to it."\r\n\r\nTens of thousands of visitors went through the Suffolk Show gates today, at Trinity Park just outside Ipswich, with many more expected for the final day tomorrow.\r\n\r\nIt is believed the captured haggis will be returned to Scotland after the Suffolk Show, so it can be fattened and readied for Burns Night next January.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Captured wild haggis is Suffolk Show star attraction', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3747-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-01 14:48:41', '2016-06-01 14:48:41', '', 3747, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3747-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3754, 1, '2016-06-02 06:58:04', '2016-06-02 06:58:04', '<b>By Robin Crow, Wildlife Correspondent\r\n\r\nExtraordinary sightings of a large eagle and two bears at a Suffolk wildlife reserve have got birdwatchers and nature lovers in a frenzy of excitement.</b>\r\n\r\nThe eagle, said to have "mahoosive wings and a bad attitude", and the two bears were spotted at Minsmere, the world-famous habitat that features on the BBC\'s popular Springwatch programme.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAt first rumours of the rare visitors were scoffed at. But then wardens noticed the sightings were being chalked up repeatedly on \'What\'s About\' noticeboards used by enthusiasts to pass on information about which creatures they have seen.\r\n\r\nOne birdwatcher had even helpfully drawn a picture of the eagle, albeit with a strange long beak, on the board alongside normal entries like snipe, geese and coots.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/minsmere-board-e1428256786419.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/minsmere-board-e1428256786419.jpg" alt="minsmere-board" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-596" /></a></center><center><i>The eagle has landed. And so have the bears.</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne keen twitcher said: "I\'ve never seen anything like it. The eagle was indeed mahoosive, and was flying about trying to pinch people\'s packed lunches. It\'s that sort of attitude which gives eagles a bad name.\r\n\r\n"Then I was amazed to spot the two bears playing about in the long grass. It was a lovely moment, and one I am unlikely to witness again."\r\n\r\n<b>Paddington Bear</b>\r\n\r\nExperts say it is likely the Bald Eagle, so called because it has no feathers on its head, was swept off course by the wind from its normal habitat in Birmingham.\r\n\r\nBut they are more baffled by the playful bears taking up residence on the Suffolk coast.\r\n\r\nBear expert Michael Bond told the Suffolk Gazette: "Sadly this may be an unfortunate result of the Paddington Bear film that was released last year.\r\n\r\n"Many kids demanded their own bear for Christmas, and even though we always say a bear is for life, not just for Christmas, some of the poor things got dumped before January was over.\r\n\r\n"This pair appear to be doing a good job of looking after themselves in the wild. But you must remember they are more used to feasting on marmalade sandwiches rather than catching shrews and fish."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the RSPB, which runs the Minsmere site close to Dunwich, said: "We\'ll be trying to catch the bears and find them a good home.\r\n\r\n"As for the eagle with the mahoosive wings, we expect it to stick around for a while. But once it gets warmer it will likely head back to Birmingham."\r\n\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>', 'Eagle with bad attitude and bears spotted at Minsmere', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '595-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-02 06:58:04', '2016-06-02 06:58:04', '', 595, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/595-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3755, 1, '2016-06-02 08:31:43', '2016-06-02 08:31:43', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nMembers of a posh Suffolk golf club were choking on their sherries today over rumours that Donald Trump intends to buy their course.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal the controversial US Presidential hopeful wants to add Aldeburgh Golf Club to his list of plush leisure enterprises - and rename it Trump National Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut members of the seaside club, which was established in 1884 and prides itself on keeping a traditional stiff upper lip, were aghast at the thought of Trump taking over.\r\n\r\nThe Republican is due to visit Turnberry in Scotland, another of his resorts, on June 24, the day after the EU Referendum. We can reveal he will then divert to the Suffolk coast to view Aldeburgh for himself.\r\n\r\nAn insider in the Trump empire told us: "Donald loves the idea of taking a posh course and opening it up to the wider public, offering huge spa facilities, a water park and space for Suffolk\'s largest car boot sale."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/donald-trump-golf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/donald-trump-golf.jpg" alt="donald trump golf aldeburgh" width="1024" height="683" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3757" /></a><i>Fore! Donald Trump has Aldeburgh Golf Club in his sights</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe associate added: "We hear the members at Aldeburgh are perhaps a little stuck in their ways, but we intend to reduce membership fees to encourage people from all walks of life to join, so they should be pleased their club will be more popular."\r\n\r\nHe added that Mr Trump found Aldeburgh endearingly quirky, and was inspired by the town\'s <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">job advert for a village idiot</a>.\r\n\r\nNever one to be too modest, the Trump Organization boasts of having the most extraordinary portfolio of golf courses in the world, including Turnberry and the Trump International Golf Links Scotland.\r\n\r\nBut Aldeburgh Golf Club members were furious. One golfer, Major Doug Trench, fumed: "Over my dead body. If that man comes anywhere near my club, I\'ll take to him with my driver."\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as Donald Trump eyes Aldeburgh Golf Club', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'donald-trump-aldeburgh-golf-club', '', '', '2016-06-04 09:16:16', '2016-06-04 09:16:16', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3755', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3758, 1, '2016-06-02 08:29:17', '2016-06-02 08:29:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nMembers of a posh Suffolk golf club were choking on their sherries today over rumours that Donald Trump intends to buy their course.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal the controversial US Presidential hopeful wants to add Aldeburgh Golf Club to his list of plush leisure enterprises - and rename it Trump National Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut members of the seaside club, which was established in 1884 and prides itself on keeping a traditional stiff upper lip, were aghast at the thought of Trump taking over.\r\n\r\nThe Republican is due to visit Turnberry in Scotland, another of his resorts, on June 24, the day after the EU Referendum. We can reveal he will then divert to the Suffolk coast to view Aldeburgh for himself.\r\n\r\nAn insider in the Trump empire told us: "Donald loves the idea of taking a posh course and opening it up to the wider public, offering huge spa facilities, a water park and space for Suffolk\'s largest car boot sale."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/donald-trump-golf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/donald-trump-golf.jpg" alt="donald trump golf aldeburgh" width="1024" height="683" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3757" /></a><i>Fore! Donald Trump has Aldeburgh Golf Club in his sights</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe associate added: "We hear the members at Aldeburgh are perhaps a little stuck in their ways, but we intend to reduce membership fees to encourage people from all walks of life to join, so they should be pleased their club will be more popular."\r\n\r\nNever one to be too modest, the Trump Organization boasts of having the most extraordinary portfolio of golf courses in the world, including Turnberry and the Trump International Golf Links Scotland.\r\n\r\nBut Aldeburgh Golf Club members were furious. One golfer, Major Doug Trench, fumed: "Over my dead body. If that man comes anywhere near my club, I\'ll take to him with my driver."\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as Donald Trump eyes Aldeburgh Golf Club', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3755-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-02 08:29:17', '2016-06-02 08:29:17', '', 3755, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3755-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3759, 1, '2016-06-04 09:16:53', '2016-06-04 09:16:53', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\n\nMembers of a posh Suffolk golf club were choking on their sherries today over rumours that Donald Trump intends to buy their course.</b>\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal the controversial US Presidential hopeful wants to add Aldeburgh Golf Club to his list of plush leisure enterprises - and rename it Trump National Aldeburgh.\n\n\n\nBut members of the seaside club, which was established in 1884 and prides itself on keeping a traditional stiff upper lip, were aghast at the thought of Trump taking over.\n\nThe Republican is due to visit Turnberry in Scotland, another of his resorts, on June 24, the day after the EU Referendum. We can reveal he will then divert to the Suffolk coast to view Aldeburgh for himself.\n\nAn insider in the Trump empire told us: "Donald loves the idea of taking a posh course and opening it up to the wider public, offering huge spa facilities, a water park and space for Suffolk\'s largest car boot sale."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/donald-trump-golf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/donald-trump-golf.jpg" alt="donald trump golf aldeburgh" width="1024" height="683" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3757" /></a><i>Fore! Donald Trump has Aldeburgh Golf Club in his sights</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe associate added: "We hear the members at Aldeburgh are perhaps a little stuck in their ways, but we intend to reduce membership fees to encourage people from all walks of life to join, so they should be pleased their club will be more popular."\n\nHe added that Mr Trump found Aldeburgh endearingly quirky, and was inspired by the town\'s <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">job advert for a village idiot</a>.\n\nNever one to be too modest, the Trump Organization boasts of having the most extraordinary portfolio of golf courses in the world, including Turnberry and the Trump International Golf Links Scotland.\n\nBut Aldeburgh Golf Club members were furious. One golfer, Major Doug Trench, fumed: "Over my dead body. If that man comes anywhere near my club, I\'ll take to him with my driver."\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as Donald Trump eyes Aldeburgh Golf Club', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3755-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-06-04 09:16:53', '2016-06-04 09:16:53', '', 3755, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3755-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3760, 1, '2016-06-02 08:53:52', '2016-06-02 08:53:52', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nMembers of a posh Suffolk golf club were choking on their sherries today over rumours that Donald Trump intends to buy their course.</b>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can reveal the controversial US Presidential hopeful wants to add Aldeburgh Golf Club to his list of plush leisure enterprises - and rename it Trump National Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut members of the seaside club, which was established in 1884 and prides itself on keeping a traditional stiff upper lip, were aghast at the thought of Trump taking over.\r\n\r\nThe Republican is due to visit Turnberry in Scotland, another of his resorts, on June 24, the day after the EU Referendum. We can reveal he will then divert to the Suffolk coast to view Aldeburgh for himself.\r\n\r\nAn insider in the Trump empire told us: "Donald loves the idea of taking a posh course and opening it up to the wider public, offering huge spa facilities, a water park and space for Suffolk\'s largest car boot sale."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/donald-trump-golf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/donald-trump-golf.jpg" alt="donald trump golf aldeburgh" width="1024" height="683" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3757" /></a><i>Fore! Donald Trump has Aldeburgh Golf Club in his sights</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe associate added: "We hear the members at Aldeburgh are perhaps a little stuck in their ways, but we intend to reduce membership fees to encourage people from all walks of life to join, so they should be pleased their club will be more popular."\r\n\r\nHe added that Mr Trump found Aldeburgh endearingly quirky, and was inspired by the town\'s <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/village-idiot-aldeburgh/">job advert for a village idiot</a>.\r\n\r\nNever one to be too modest, the Trump Organization boasts of having the most extraordinary portfolio of golf courses in the world, including Turnberry and the Trump International Golf Links Scotland.\r\n\r\nBut Aldeburgh Golf Club members were furious. One golfer, Major Doug Trench, fumed: "Over my dead body. If that man comes anywhere near my club, I\'ll take to him with my driver."\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as Donald Trump eyes Aldeburgh Golf Club', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3755-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-02 08:53:52', '2016-06-02 08:53:52', '', 3755, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3755-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3766, 0, '2016-06-03 11:51:17', '2016-06-03 11:51:17', 'Hi! \r\n\r\nI really enjoy your site and like sharing the articles with friends and work colleagues, but I\'m no longer able to do so because the ads under the article (marked "Ads by revcontent") are often extremely NSFW. \r\n\r\nAre you able to change your ad provider, or somehow block inappropriate ads? :-/ Some are pretty dreadful.\r\n\r\nKind regards, \r\nLawrence\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Lawrence\nAUTHOR EMAIL: contact@lawrenceweetman.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.16\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Lawrence\n    [2_Email] =&gt; contact@lawrenceweetman.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi! \r\n\r\nI really enjoy your site and like sharing the articles with friends and work colleagues, but I\'m no longer able to do so because the ads under the article (marked "Ads by revcontent") are often extremely NSFW. \r\n\r\nAre you able to change your ad provider, or somehow block inappropriate ads? :-/ Some are pretty dreadful.\r\n\r\nKind regards, \r\nLawrence\n)\n', 'Lawrence - 2016-06-03 11:51:17', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '52ba485313c9715671c5fd63367f0503', '', '', '2016-06-03 11:51:17', '2016-06-03 11:51:17', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3766', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3767, 1, '2016-06-04 09:05:48', '2016-06-04 09:05:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>A workman came to my lady garden the other day. He dumped his tools on the patio and said: “Can I plug my extension lead into your utility?”</b>\r\n\r\nI wouldn’t mind, but we hadn’t even been formally introduced.\r\n\r\nEventually I calmed down and gave him a pot of tea and a hobnob.\r\n\r\nHe turned out to be a local plumber called Rufus Leakin whom my husband had invited round to take a look at his U-bend.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAfter my initial anger it turned out that Rufus and I had something in common.\r\n\r\nWe both have an allotment, but he also keeps chickens, ducks, a dog, two cats, some guinea pigs and a few children.\r\n\r\nHe was strangely narked when I asked him if he would call what he had a small-holding!\r\n\r\nI then asked how he kept the foxes away from his chickens, and the muntjac deer from nibbling his firm young turnips.\r\n\r\nWell! His answer shocked me as I am sure it will you, my dear readers. He says that when he comes back from the pub at night full to the brim with Adnams Broadside (4.7 %) and a kebab or curry, he piddles all round the edges of his plot and hen-house and if he can manage a wee bit more, he pisses on his compost heap, where presumably the recycled curry and beer act as a rotting agent. In fact he called it his compissed heap.\r\n\r\n<b>\'My wife doesn\'t like me doing it\'</b>\r\n\r\nHe explained, in a cavemanish way: “You see, luv, foxes and deer are put off by the smell of Man-Wee. It’s a primitive thing. My wife doesn’t like me doing it so I wait until she’s gone to bed and it’s well dark.”\r\n\r\nAfter we’d finished talking dirty, he unplugged his tool, stole another hobnob and cleared off in his filthy van leaving me to contemplate whether his remarks about Man-Wee were a fact... or sexist piddle twaddle.\r\n\r\nI told my sister and we wondered whether Woman-Wee would keep the marauding muntjacs away from our lady garden.\r\n\r\nThe compost  would be another matter as ours is in a tall bin and we would need a ladder, since we women lack the natural equipment to pee in the air, and a natural aversion to going out after lighting-up time.\r\n\r\nI knocked up a vindaloo recipe by that road-kill eating chef Hugh Fearnley Whitting-Squirrel and my sister and I knocked back a few gins and pimms with our own borage flowers, then we had some Aspall Isabel’s Berry Cyder, popped some Van Morrison at full blast, and had a couple of Lidl own brand Grand Marnier taste-alike.\r\n\r\n“Lesh go!” I said, and we did the conga out to the garden as we merrily swigged from cans of Tesco Premium Lager (4 for £2.69), slinging the empties over the neighbour\'s fence and flinging our arses from side to side, stomping all over the lobelia and busy lizzies.\r\n\r\nSometime later, there we were with our knickers around our ankles, mid-Woman-Wee when the police arrived.\r\n\r\nI looked up and there was local Detective Inspector Will Knabbem with his notebook. He’d been alerted by the pub opposite, where a crowd had gathered.\r\n\r\nThat’s the trouble with having an open-plan garden right on the village green in broad daylight.\r\n\r\nBut you can avoid muntjac and other pests, except flying insects, by growing plants in one of those trendy new veg trugs. Of course I’ve got one and it’s perfect for popping in radish, lettuce and even potatoes.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/veg-trug-e1465029658120.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/veg-trug-e1465029658120.jpg" alt="vegetable trug" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3768" /></a><i>My lovely veg trug with tremendous growth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe clever deep V shape gives the tubers room to spread about. It looks a bit like a coffin and could easily double up if you had a sudden bereavement.\r\n\r\nTalking of pests in the garden, you can keep cats at bay by sticking plastic picnic forks in the ground upside down. No creature wants a jab up the bum with a fork, except for a few suspender-wearing members of the House of Lords.\r\n\r\nOf course you don\'t want to try this trick if you are a lady who likes to pee on the crops.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/plastic-forks-cats.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/plastic-forks-cats.jpg" alt="plastic forks in garden" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3769" /></a><i>Forking hell: no cats will want to squat here</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Deadhead the roses, snipping off the the dodgy blooms just below the head. This will make more flowers appear and is better than the old method of cutting off just above a leaf. I dry the old petals to make pot pourri mixed with orris root powder and sprinkled with essential oils. It works wonders when the old man’s just farted.\r\n\r\n* Prune those gooseberries and pick rhubarb stalks. Of course both make a lovely crumble. Naturally many people swear that the best thing to put on rhubarb is horse manure. But I swear more than most folk and I reckon you can’t beat a big dollop of clotted cream (only 53 Slimming World Syns per portion).\r\n\r\n* Sow pumpkins, beetroots and sweetcorn. Grow a clematis, which are good value at the moment, to hide a broken fence, some graffiti or your secret pile of empty wine bottles.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your queries</b>\r\n\r\nThank you for all your lovely letters. My inbox has never been so stuffed. \r\n\r\n* Mr Chris S: Yes the temperature will obviously affect performance in the garden and the current chilly weather can wreck a romantic dinner al fresco. You might consider buying this interestingly-shaped chiminea.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/garden-chiminea.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/garden-chiminea.jpg" alt="garden chiminea" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3770" /></a><i>Charming chiminea</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr R M from Eye: What you appear to have there is Vascular Wilt, a fungal disease. You need to rotate your crops and grow more resistant varieties. Or watch Babe Station.\r\n\r\n* Miss “Dizzy” Gooch from Essex: No, I don’t think a hosepipe ban will affect the firemen.  \r\n\r\nSee you next week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3772, 1, '2016-06-04 09:03:29', '2016-06-04 09:03:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>A workman came to my lady garden the other day. He dumped his tools on the patio and said: “Can I plug my extension lead into your utility?”</b>\r\n\r\nI wouldn’t mind, but we hadn’t even been formally introduced.\r\n\r\nEventually I calmed down and gave him a pot of tea and a hobnob.\r\n\r\nHe turned out to be a local plumber called Rufus Leakin whom my husband had invited round to take a look at his U-bend.\r\n\r\nAfter my initial anger it turned out that Rufus and I had something in common.\r\n\r\nWe both have an allotment, but he also keeps chickens, ducks, a dog, two cats, some guinea pigs and a few children.\r\n\r\nHe was strangely narked when I asked him if he would call what he had a small-holding!\r\n\r\nI then asked how he kept the foxes away from his chickens, and the muntjac deer from nibbling his firm young turnips.\r\n\r\nWell! His answer shocked me as I am sure it will you, my dear readers. He says that when he comes back from the pub at night full to the brim with Adnams Broadside (4.7 %) and a kebab or curry, he piddles all round the edges of his plot and hen-house and if he can manage a wee bit more, he pisses on his compost heap, where presumably the recycled curry and beer act as a rotting agent. In fact he called it his compissed heap.\r\n\r\nHe explained, in a cavemanish way: “You see, luv, foxes and deer are put off by the smell of Man-Wee. It’s a primitive thing. My wife doesn’t like me doing it so I wait until she’s gone to bed and it’s well dark.”\r\n\r\nAfter we’d finished talking dirty, he unplugged his tool, stole another hobnob and cleared off in his filthy van leaving me to contemplate whether his remarks about Man-Wee were a fact... or sexist piddle twaddle.\r\n\r\nI told my sister and we wondered whether Woman-Wee would keep the marauding muntjacs away from our lady garden.\r\n\r\nThe compost  would be another matter as ours is in a tall bin and we would need a ladder, since we women lack the natural equipment to pee in the air, and a natural aversion to going out after lighting-up time.\r\n\r\nI knocked up a vindaloo recipe by that road-kill eating chef Hugh Fearnley Whitting-Squirrel and my sister and I knocked back a few gins and pimms with our own borage flowers, then we had some Aspall Isabel’s Berry Cyder, popped some Van Morrison at full blast, and had a couple of Lidl own brand Grand Marnier taste-alike.\r\n\r\n“Lesh go!” I said, and we did the conga out to the garden as we merrily swigged from cans of Tesco Premium Lager (4 for £2.69), slinging the empties over the neighbour\'s fence and flinging our arses from side to side, stomping all over the lobelia and busy lizzies.\r\n\r\nSometime later, there we were with our knickers around our ankles, mid-Woman-Wee when the police arrived.\r\n\r\nI looked up and there was local Detective Inspector Will Knabbem with his notebook. He’d been alerted by the pub opposite, where a crowd had gathered.\r\n\r\nThat’s the trouble with having an open-plan garden right on the village green in broad daylight.\r\n\r\nBut you can avoid muntjac and other pests, except flying insects, by growing plants in one of those trendy new veg trugs. Of course I’ve got one and it’s perfect for popping in radish, lettuce and even potatoes.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/veg-trug-e1465029658120.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/veg-trug-e1465029658120.jpg" alt="vegetable trug" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3768" /></a><i>My lovely veg trug with tremendous growth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe clever deep V shape gives the tubers room to spread about. It looks a bit like a coffin and could easily double up if you had a sudden bereavement.\r\n\r\nTalking of pests in the garden, you can keep cats at bay by sticking plastic picnic forks in the ground upside down. No creature wants a jab up the bum with a fork, except for a few suspender-wearing members of the House of Lords.\r\n\r\nOf course you don\'t want to try this trick if you are a lady who likes to pee on the crops.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/plastic-forks-cats.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/plastic-forks-cats.jpg" alt="plastic forks in garden" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3769" /></a><i>Forking hell: no cats will want to squat here</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Deadhead the roses, snipping off the the dodgy blooms just below the head. This will make more flowers appear and is better than the old method of cutting off just above a leaf. I dry the old petals to make pot pourri mixed with orris root powder and sprinkled with essential oils. It works wonders when the old man’s just farted.\r\n\r\n* Prune those gooseberries and pick rhubarb stalks. Of course both make a lovely crumble. Naturally many people swear that the best thing to put on rhubarb is horse manure. But I swear more than most folk and I reckon you can’t beat a big dollop of clotted cream (only 53 Slimming World Syns per portion).\r\n\r\n* Sow pumpkins, beetroots and sweetcorn. Grow a clematis, which are good value at the moment, to hide a broken fence, some graffiti or your secret pile of empty wine bottles.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your queries</b>\r\n\r\nThank you for all your lovely letters. My inbox has never been so stuffed. \r\n\r\n* Mr Chris S: Yes the temperature will obviously affect performance in the garden and the current chilly weather can wreck a romantic dinner al fresco. You might consider buying this interestingly-shaped chiminea.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/garden-chiminea.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/garden-chiminea.jpg" alt="garden chiminea" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3770" /></a><i>Charming chiminea</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr R M from Eye: What you appear to have there is Vascular Wilt, a fungal disease. You need to rotate your crops and grow more resistant varieties. Or watch Babe Station.\r\n\r\n* Miss “Dizzy” Gooch from Essex: No, I don’t think a hosepipe ban will affect the firemen.  \r\n\r\nSee you next week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n', 'Get those wee jobs done around the veg patch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3767-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-04 09:03:29', '2016-06-04 09:03:29', '', 3767, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3767-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3773, 1, '2016-06-04 09:05:48', '2016-06-04 09:05:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>A workman came to my lady garden the other day. He dumped his tools on the patio and said: “Can I plug my extension lead into your utility?”</b>\r\n\r\nI wouldn’t mind, but we hadn’t even been formally introduced.\r\n\r\nEventually I calmed down and gave him a pot of tea and a hobnob.\r\n\r\nHe turned out to be a local plumber called Rufus Leakin whom my husband had invited round to take a look at his U-bend.\r\n\r\nAfter my initial anger it turned out that Rufus and I had something in common.\r\n\r\nWe both have an allotment, but he also keeps chickens, ducks, a dog, two cats, some guinea pigs and a few children.\r\n\r\nHe was strangely narked when I asked him if he would call what he had a small-holding!\r\n\r\nI then asked how he kept the foxes away from his chickens, and the muntjac deer from nibbling his firm young turnips.\r\n\r\nWell! His answer shocked me as I am sure it will you, my dear readers. He says that when he comes back from the pub at night full to the brim with Adnams Broadside (4.7 %) and a kebab or curry, he piddles all round the edges of his plot and hen-house and if he can manage a wee bit more, he pisses on his compost heap, where presumably the recycled curry and beer act as a rotting agent. In fact he called it his compissed heap.\r\n\r\nHe explained, in a cavemanish way: “You see, luv, foxes and deer are put off by the smell of Man-Wee. It’s a primitive thing. My wife doesn’t like me doing it so I wait until she’s gone to bed and it’s well dark.”\r\n\r\nAfter we’d finished talking dirty, he unplugged his tool, stole another hobnob and cleared off in his filthy van leaving me to contemplate whether his remarks about Man-Wee were a fact... or sexist piddle twaddle.\r\n\r\nI told my sister and we wondered whether Woman-Wee would keep the marauding muntjacs away from our lady garden.\r\n\r\nThe compost  would be another matter as ours is in a tall bin and we would need a ladder, since we women lack the natural equipment to pee in the air, and a natural aversion to going out after lighting-up time.\r\n\r\nI knocked up a vindaloo recipe by that road-kill eating chef Hugh Fearnley Whitting-Squirrel and my sister and I knocked back a few gins and pimms with our own borage flowers, then we had some Aspall Isabel’s Berry Cyder, popped some Van Morrison at full blast, and had a couple of Lidl own brand Grand Marnier taste-alike.\r\n\r\n“Lesh go!” I said, and we did the conga out to the garden as we merrily swigged from cans of Tesco Premium Lager (4 for £2.69), slinging the empties over the neighbour\'s fence and flinging our arses from side to side, stomping all over the lobelia and busy lizzies.\r\n\r\nSometime later, there we were with our knickers around our ankles, mid-Woman-Wee when the police arrived.\r\n\r\nI looked up and there was local Detective Inspector Will Knabbem with his notebook. He’d been alerted by the pub opposite, where a crowd had gathered.\r\n\r\nThat’s the trouble with having an open-plan garden right on the village green in broad daylight.\r\n\r\nBut you can avoid muntjac and other pests, except flying insects, by growing plants in one of those trendy new veg trugs. Of course I’ve got one and it’s perfect for popping in radish, lettuce and even potatoes.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/veg-trug-e1465029658120.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/veg-trug-e1465029658120.jpg" alt="vegetable trug" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3768" /></a><i>My lovely veg trug with tremendous growth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe clever deep V shape gives the tubers room to spread about. It looks a bit like a coffin and could easily double up if you had a sudden bereavement.\r\n\r\nTalking of pests in the garden, you can keep cats at bay by sticking plastic picnic forks in the ground upside down. No creature wants a jab up the bum with a fork, except for a few suspender-wearing members of the House of Lords.\r\n\r\nOf course you don\'t want to try this trick if you are a lady who likes to pee on the crops.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/plastic-forks-cats.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/plastic-forks-cats.jpg" alt="plastic forks in garden" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3769" /></a><i>Forking hell: no cats will want to squat here</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Deadhead the roses, snipping off the the dodgy blooms just below the head. This will make more flowers appear and is better than the old method of cutting off just above a leaf. I dry the old petals to make pot pourri mixed with orris root powder and sprinkled with essential oils. It works wonders when the old man’s just farted.\r\n\r\n* Prune those gooseberries and pick rhubarb stalks. Of course both make a lovely crumble. Naturally many people swear that the best thing to put on rhubarb is horse manure. But I swear more than most folk and I reckon you can’t beat a big dollop of clotted cream (only 53 Slimming World Syns per portion).\r\n\r\n* Sow pumpkins, beetroots and sweetcorn. Grow a clematis, which are good value at the moment, to hide a broken fence, some graffiti or your secret pile of empty wine bottles.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your queries</b>\r\n\r\nThank you for all your lovely letters. My inbox has never been so stuffed. \r\n\r\n* Mr Chris S: Yes the temperature will obviously affect performance in the garden and the current chilly weather can wreck a romantic dinner al fresco. You might consider buying this interestingly-shaped chiminea.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/garden-chiminea.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/garden-chiminea.jpg" alt="garden chiminea" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3770" /></a><i>Charming chiminea</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr R M from Eye: What you appear to have there is Vascular Wilt, a fungal disease. You need to rotate your crops and grow more resistant varieties. Or watch Babe Station.\r\n\r\n* Miss “Dizzy” Gooch from Essex: No, I don’t think a hosepipe ban will affect the firemen.  \r\n\r\nSee you next week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Get those wee jobs done around the veg patch', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3767-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-04 09:05:48', '2016-06-04 09:05:48', '', 3767, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3767-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3774, 1, '2016-06-04 09:09:05', '2016-06-04 09:09:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>A workman came to my lady garden the other day. He dumped his tools on the patio and said: “Can I plug my extension lead into your utility?”</b>\r\n\r\nI wouldn’t mind, but we hadn’t even been formally introduced.\r\n\r\nEventually I calmed down and gave him a pot of tea and a hobnob.\r\n\r\nHe turned out to be a local plumber called Rufus Leakin whom my husband had invited round to take a look at his U-bend.\r\n\r\nAfter my initial anger it turned out that Rufus and I had something in common.\r\n\r\nWe both have an allotment, but he also keeps chickens, ducks, a dog, two cats, some guinea pigs and a few children.\r\n\r\nHe was strangely narked when I asked him if he would call what he had a small-holding!\r\n\r\nI then asked how he kept the foxes away from his chickens, and the muntjac deer from nibbling his firm young turnips.\r\n\r\nWell! His answer shocked me as I am sure it will you, my dear readers. He says that when he comes back from the pub at night full to the brim with Adnams Broadside (4.7 %) and a kebab or curry, he piddles all round the edges of his plot and hen-house and if he can manage a wee bit more, he pisses on his compost heap, where presumably the recycled curry and beer act as a rotting agent. In fact he called it his compissed heap.\r\n\r\n<b>\'My wife doesn\'t like me doing it\'</b>\r\n\r\nHe explained, in a cavemanish way: “You see, luv, foxes and deer are put off by the smell of Man-Wee. It’s a primitive thing. My wife doesn’t like me doing it so I wait until she’s gone to bed and it’s well dark.”\r\n\r\nAfter we’d finished talking dirty, he unplugged his tool, stole another hobnob and cleared off in his filthy van leaving me to contemplate whether his remarks about Man-Wee were a fact... or sexist piddle twaddle.\r\n\r\nI told my sister and we wondered whether Woman-Wee would keep the marauding muntjacs away from our lady garden.\r\n\r\nThe compost  would be another matter as ours is in a tall bin and we would need a ladder, since we women lack the natural equipment to pee in the air, and a natural aversion to going out after lighting-up time.\r\n\r\nI knocked up a vindaloo recipe by that road-kill eating chef Hugh Fearnley Whitting-Squirrel and my sister and I knocked back a few gins and pimms with our own borage flowers, then we had some Aspall Isabel’s Berry Cyder, popped some Van Morrison at full blast, and had a couple of Lidl own brand Grand Marnier taste-alike.\r\n\r\n“Lesh go!” I said, and we did the conga out to the garden as we merrily swigged from cans of Tesco Premium Lager (4 for £2.69), slinging the empties over the neighbour\'s fence and flinging our arses from side to side, stomping all over the lobelia and busy lizzies.\r\n\r\nSometime later, there we were with our knickers around our ankles, mid-Woman-Wee when the police arrived.\r\n\r\nI looked up and there was local Detective Inspector Will Knabbem with his notebook. He’d been alerted by the pub opposite, where a crowd had gathered.\r\n\r\nThat’s the trouble with having an open-plan garden right on the village green in broad daylight.\r\n\r\nBut you can avoid muntjac and other pests, except flying insects, by growing plants in one of those trendy new veg trugs. Of course I’ve got one and it’s perfect for popping in radish, lettuce and even potatoes.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/veg-trug-e1465029658120.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/veg-trug-e1465029658120.jpg" alt="vegetable trug" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3768" /></a><i>My lovely veg trug with tremendous growth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe clever deep V shape gives the tubers room to spread about. It looks a bit like a coffin and could easily double up if you had a sudden bereavement.\r\n\r\nTalking of pests in the garden, you can keep cats at bay by sticking plastic picnic forks in the ground upside down. No creature wants a jab up the bum with a fork, except for a few suspender-wearing members of the House of Lords.\r\n\r\nOf course you don\'t want to try this trick if you are a lady who likes to pee on the crops.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/plastic-forks-cats.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/plastic-forks-cats.jpg" alt="plastic forks in garden" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3769" /></a><i>Forking hell: no cats will want to squat here</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Deadhead the roses, snipping off the the dodgy blooms just below the head. This will make more flowers appear and is better than the old method of cutting off just above a leaf. I dry the old petals to make pot pourri mixed with orris root powder and sprinkled with essential oils. It works wonders when the old man’s just farted.\r\n\r\n* Prune those gooseberries and pick rhubarb stalks. Of course both make a lovely crumble. Naturally many people swear that the best thing to put on rhubarb is horse manure. But I swear more than most folk and I reckon you can’t beat a big dollop of clotted cream (only 53 Slimming World Syns per portion).\r\n\r\n* Sow pumpkins, beetroots and sweetcorn. Grow a clematis, which are good value at the moment, to hide a broken fence, some graffiti or your secret pile of empty wine bottles.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your queries</b>\r\n\r\nThank you for all your lovely letters. My inbox has never been so stuffed. \r\n\r\n* Mr Chris S: Yes the temperature will obviously affect performance in the garden and the current chilly weather can wreck a romantic dinner al fresco. You might consider buying this interestingly-shaped chiminea.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/garden-chiminea.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/garden-chiminea.jpg" alt="garden chiminea" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3770" /></a><i>Charming chiminea</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr R M from Eye: What you appear to have there is Vascular Wilt, a fungal disease. You need to rotate your crops and grow more resistant varieties. Or watch Babe Station.\r\n\r\n* Miss “Dizzy” Gooch from Essex: No, I don’t think a hosepipe ban will affect the firemen.  \r\n\r\nSee you next week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3775, 1, '2016-06-04 15:22:40', '2016-06-04 15:22:40', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>A workman came to my lady garden the other day. He dumped his tools on the patio and said: “Can I plug my extension lead into your utility?”</b>\r\n\r\nI wouldn’t mind, but we hadn’t even been formally introduced.\r\n\r\nEventually I calmed down and gave him a pot of tea and a hobnob.\r\n\r\nHe turned out to be a local plumber called Rufus Leakin whom my husband had invited round to take a look at his U-bend.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAfter my initial anger it turned out that Rufus and I had something in common.\r\n\r\nWe both have an allotment, but he also keeps chickens, ducks, a dog, two cats, some guinea pigs and a few children.\r\n\r\nHe was strangely narked when I asked him if he would call what he had a small-holding!\r\n\r\nI then asked how he kept the foxes away from his chickens, and the muntjac deer from nibbling his firm young turnips.\r\n\r\nWell! His answer shocked me as I am sure it will you, my dear readers. He says that when he comes back from the pub at night full to the brim with Adnams Broadside (4.7 %) and a kebab or curry, he piddles all round the edges of his plot and hen-house and if he can manage a wee bit more, he pisses on his compost heap, where presumably the recycled curry and beer act as a rotting agent. In fact he called it his compissed heap.\r\n\r\n<b>\'My wife doesn\'t like me doing it\'</b>\r\n\r\nHe explained, in a cavemanish way: “You see, luv, foxes and deer are put off by the smell of Man-Wee. It’s a primitive thing. My wife doesn’t like me doing it so I wait until she’s gone to bed and it’s well dark.”\r\n\r\nAfter we’d finished talking dirty, he unplugged his tool, stole another hobnob and cleared off in his filthy van leaving me to contemplate whether his remarks about Man-Wee were a fact... or sexist piddle twaddle.\r\n\r\nI told my sister and we wondered whether Woman-Wee would keep the marauding muntjacs away from our lady garden.\r\n\r\nThe compost  would be another matter as ours is in a tall bin and we would need a ladder, since we women lack the natural equipment to pee in the air, and a natural aversion to going out after lighting-up time.\r\n\r\nI knocked up a vindaloo recipe by that road-kill eating chef Hugh Fearnley Whitting-Squirrel and my sister and I knocked back a few gins and pimms with our own borage flowers, then we had some Aspall Isabel’s Berry Cyder, popped some Van Morrison at full blast, and had a couple of Lidl own brand Grand Marnier taste-alike.\r\n\r\n“Lesh go!” I said, and we did the conga out to the garden as we merrily swigged from cans of Tesco Premium Lager (4 for £2.69), slinging the empties over the neighbour\'s fence and flinging our arses from side to side, stomping all over the lobelia and busy lizzies.\r\n\r\nSometime later, there we were with our knickers around our ankles, mid-Woman-Wee when the police arrived.\r\n\r\nI looked up and there was local Detective Inspector Will Knabbem with his notebook. He’d been alerted by the pub opposite, where a crowd had gathered.\r\n\r\nThat’s the trouble with having an open-plan garden right on the village green in broad daylight.\r\n\r\nBut you can avoid muntjac and other pests, except flying insects, by growing plants in one of those trendy new veg trugs. Of course I’ve got one and it’s perfect for popping in radish, lettuce and even potatoes.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/veg-trug-e1465029658120.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/veg-trug-e1465029658120.jpg" alt="vegetable trug" width="900" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3768" /></a><i>My lovely veg trug with tremendous growth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe clever deep V shape gives the tubers room to spread about. It looks a bit like a coffin and could easily double up if you had a sudden bereavement.\r\n\r\nTalking of pests in the garden, you can keep cats at bay by sticking plastic picnic forks in the ground upside down. No creature wants a jab up the bum with a fork, except for a few suspender-wearing members of the House of Lords.\r\n\r\nOf course you don\'t want to try this trick if you are a lady who likes to pee on the crops.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/plastic-forks-cats.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/plastic-forks-cats.jpg" alt="plastic forks in garden" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3769" /></a><i>Forking hell: no cats will want to squat here</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Deadhead the roses, snipping off the the dodgy blooms just below the head. This will make more flowers appear and is better than the old method of cutting off just above a leaf. I dry the old petals to make pot pourri mixed with orris root powder and sprinkled with essential oils. It works wonders when the old man’s just farted.\r\n\r\n* Prune those gooseberries and pick rhubarb stalks. Of course both make a lovely crumble. Naturally many people swear that the best thing to put on rhubarb is horse manure. But I swear more than most folk and I reckon you can’t beat a big dollop of clotted cream (only 53 Slimming World Syns per portion).\r\n\r\n* Sow pumpkins, beetroots and sweetcorn. Grow a clematis, which are good value at the moment, to hide a broken fence, some graffiti or your secret pile of empty wine bottles.\r\n\r\n<b>Now for the answers to your queries</b>\r\n\r\nThank you for all your lovely letters. My inbox has never been so stuffed. \r\n\r\n* Mr Chris S: Yes the temperature will obviously affect performance in the garden and the current chilly weather can wreck a romantic dinner al fresco. You might consider buying this interestingly-shaped chiminea.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/garden-chiminea.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/garden-chiminea.jpg" alt="garden chiminea" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3770" /></a><i>Charming chiminea</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n* Mr R M from Eye: What you appear to have there is Vascular Wilt, a fungal disease. You need to rotate your crops and grow more resistant varieties. Or watch Babe Station.\r\n\r\n* Miss “Dizzy” Gooch from Essex: No, I don’t think a hosepipe ban will affect the firemen.  \r\n\r\nSee you next week!\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3776, 1, '2016-06-06 12:30:29', '2016-06-06 12:30:29', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTelevision\'s Springwatch team, currently broadcasting from a Suffolk nature reserve, was celebrating today after spotting an extremely rare bird and getting it on film.</b>\r\n\r\nInsiders on the Minsmere set say they managed to see a fledgling Top Gear Tit, one of only a handful thought to remain in Britain and the first to be recorded in Suffolk since numbers dwindled last year.\r\n\r\nThe rare bird, which has a strange ginger plumage and extremely loud call, swooped around the Suffolk coast for a couple of hours before disappearing again.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Top Gear Tit used to be extremely common in Britain, with millions of them appearing all year round. Many also migrated across the world, ensuring populations were healthy in just about every continent.\r\n\r\nBut a violent virus wiped out numbers with one blow, and recent efforts to revive the population with an expensive programme have failed spectacularly.\r\n\r\nA Springwatch insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when our cameras spotted a Top Gear Tit. It was looking a little lost and sorry for itself, but we\'re hoping it has set up a nest somewhere because their numbers are very low."\r\n\r\nThe news, which will be ratings boost for Springwatch, comes as a BBC motoring show lost a third of its viewers last night, the second episode of a new series without the three original presenters.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Springwatch team film rare Top Gear Tit', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'springwatch-team-top-gear-tit', '', '', '2016-06-07 08:27:29', '2016-06-07 08:27:29', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3776', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3778, 1, '2016-06-06 12:30:29', '2016-06-06 12:30:29', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nTelevision\'s Springwatch team, currently broadcasting from a Suffolk nature reserve, was celebrating today after spotting an extremely rare bird and getting it on film.</b>\r\n\r\nInsiders on the Minsmere set say they managed to see a fledgling Top Gear Tit, one of only a handful thought to remain in Britain and the first to be recorded in Suffolk since numbers dwindled last year.\r\n\r\nThe rare bird, which has a strange ginger plumage and extremely loud call, swooped around the Suffolk coast for a couple of hours before disappearing again.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Top Gear Tit used to be extremely common in Britain, with millions of them appearing all year round. Many also migrated across the world, ensuring populations were healthy in just about every continent.\r\n\r\nBut a violent virus wiped out numbers with one blow, and recent efforts to revive the population with an expensive programme have failed spectacularly.\r\n\r\nA Springwatch insider said: "We couldn\'t believe it when our cameras spotted a Top Gear Tit. It was looking a little lost and sorry for itself, but we\'re hoping it has set up a nest somewhere because their numbers are very low."\r\n\r\nThe news, which will be ratings boost for Springwatch, comes as a BBC motoring show lost a third of its viewers last night, the second episode of a new series without the three original presenters.\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Springwatch team film rare Top Gear Tit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3776-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-06 12:30:29', '2016-06-06 12:30:29', '', 3776, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3776-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3779, 1, '2016-06-07 08:26:30', '2016-06-07 08:26:30', '<b>By John Deere, Farming Editor\r\n\r\nSales of a Suffolk breakfast cereal loved the world over have soared as the European Referendum nears.</b>\r\n\r\n"We are bizarrely reaping the benefit of publicity surrounding the campaign, with Brexit this and Brexit that. People find themselves automatically picking Ready Brexit from the shelves and popping it in their trolleys," said CEO Phil Bowles.\r\n\r\n"In fact many stores have sold out and shoppers say they can\'t find it anywhere. We have a backlog in production and are working round the clock to keep up."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Daily Politics show, run by BBC interview maestro Andrew Neil, is using the firm\'s sales figures as a light-hearted indicator of how the leave Europe campaign is going.\r\n\r\nIf sales of the oat-based cereal rise by ten percent, the show\'s polling experts add ten percent to the estimated Brexit swing, and vice versa. At the moment, their Cereal Swingometre\r\nputs East Anglia firmly in the OUT campaign.\r\n\r\nBrexiteers are even in negotiations for rights to use Ready Brexit\'s Sammy Scarecrow, a character loved by children, in their publicity pictures, especially as Sammy\'s straw hair looks so like OUT campaigner Boris Johnson.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit-sales.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit-sales.jpg" alt="ready-brexit-sales" width="699" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3780" /></a><i>Lookalikes: Boris Johnson, left, with Ready Brexit\'s Sammy Scarecrow</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReady Brexit was first produced in the 1950s as people moved away from a Full English breakfast but still wanted to enjoy something hot inside them before they went to work.\r\n\r\nInitial television adverts became famous because they were inspired by the firm\'s close proximity to Sizewell nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit.jpg" alt="ready brexit television ad" width="400" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3781" /></a><i>Glowing support: Ready Brexit support is going nuclear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is made from Suffolk-grown organic oats, ground slightly to mix instantly with hot milk. Recent innovations, such as adding chocolate or golden syrup have kept sales buoyant in the face of competition from Oatso Simple and Waitrose\'s upmarket Oat Cuisine.\r\n\r\n"Those who blend smoothies can also add Ready Brexit to keep them going until lunchtime," said Mr Bowles.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette asked Mr Bowles how he would be voting in the campaign. "I can\'t say for commercial reasons but let\'s just say that Suffolk grows oats, has the best dairy milk and sugar beet growing all over the region. We could be self-sufficient in Ready Brexit and consumers in Japan, USA, and Russia can\'t get enough so those markets would be secure. President Putin loves getting his oats first thing in the morning. It\'s what keeps the smile on his face."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the Remain group said: "This is ridiculous, basing voting figures just because it sounds like Brexit. It\'s like us saying Eat Rice Crispies Multi-grain to back Remain. Childish nonsense."\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson is getting his oats (again)', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'boris-johnson-getting-oats', '', '', '2017-03-27 14:42:26', '2017-03-27 14:42:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3779', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3782, 1, '2016-06-07 08:24:21', '2016-06-07 08:24:21', '<b>By John Deere, Farming Editor\r\n\r\nSales of a Suffolk breakfast cereal loved the world over have soared since the European Referendum.</b>\r\n\r\n"We are bizarrely reaping the benefit of publicity surrounding the campaign, with Brexit this and Brexit that. People find themselves automatically picking Ready Brexit from the shelves and popping it in their trolleys," said CEO Phil Bowles.\r\n\r\n"In fact many stores have sold out and shoppers say they can\'t find it anywhere. We have a backlog in production and are working round the clock to keep up."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Daily Politics show, run by BBC interview maestro Andrew Neil, is using the firm\'s sales figures as a light-hearted indicator of how the leave Europe campaign is going.\r\n\r\nIf sales of the oat-based cereal rise by ten percent, the show\'s polling experts add ten percent to the estimated Brexit swing, and vice versa. At the moment, their Cereal Swingometre\r\nputs East Anglia firmly in the OUT campaign.\r\n\r\nBrexiteers are even in negotiations for rights to use Ready Brexit\'s Sammy Scarecrow, a character loved by children, in their publicity pictures, especially as Sammy\'s straw hair looks so like OUT campaigner Boris Johnson.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit-sales.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit-sales.jpg" alt="ready-brexit-sales" width="699" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3780" /></a><i>Lookalikes: Boris Johnson, left, with Ready Brexit scarecrow</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReady Brexit was first produced in the 1950s as people moved away from a Full English breakfast but still wanted to enjoy something hot inside them before they went to work.\r\n\r\nInitial television adverts were inspired by the firm\'s close proximity to Sizewell nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit.jpg" alt="ready brexit television ad" width="400" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3781" /></a><i>Glowing support: Ready Brexit support is going nuclear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is made from Suffolk-grown organic oats, ground slightly to mix instantly with hot milk. Recent innovations, such as adding chocolate or golden syrup have kept sales buoyant in the face of competition from Oatso Simple and Waitrose\'s upmarket Oat Cuisine.\r\n\r\n"Those who blend smoothies can also add Ready Brexit to keep them going until lunchtime," said Mr Bowles.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette asked Mr Bowles how he would be voting in the campaign. "I can\'t say for commercial reasons but let\'s just say that Suffolk grows oats, has the best dairy milk and sugar beet growing all over the region. We could be self-sufficient in Ready Brexit and consumers in Japan, USA, and Russia can\'t get enough so those markets would be secure. President Putin loves getting his oats first thing in the morning. It\'s what keeps the smile on his face."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the Remain group said: "This is ridiculous, basing voting figures just because it sounds like Brexit. It\'s like us saying Eat Rice Crispies Multi-grain to back Remain. Childish nonsense."\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson is getting his oats (again)', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3779-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-07 08:24:21', '2016-06-07 08:24:21', '', 3779, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3779-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3783, 1, '2016-06-07 08:26:11', '2016-06-07 08:26:11', '<b>By John Deere, Farming Editor\r\n\r\nSales of a Suffolk breakfast cereal loved the world over have soared as the European Referendum nears.</b>\r\n\r\n"We are bizarrely reaping the benefit of publicity surrounding the campaign, with Brexit this and Brexit that. People find themselves automatically picking Ready Brexit from the shelves and popping it in their trolleys," said CEO Phil Bowles.\r\n\r\n"In fact many stores have sold out and shoppers say they can\'t find it anywhere. We have a backlog in production and are working round the clock to keep up."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow the Daily Politics show, run by BBC interview maestro Andrew Neil, is using the firm\'s sales figures as a light-hearted indicator of how the leave Europe campaign is going.\r\n\r\nIf sales of the oat-based cereal rise by ten percent, the show\'s polling experts add ten percent to the estimated Brexit swing, and vice versa. At the moment, their Cereal Swingometre\r\nputs East Anglia firmly in the OUT campaign.\r\n\r\nBrexiteers are even in negotiations for rights to use Ready Brexit\'s Sammy Scarecrow, a character loved by children, in their publicity pictures, especially as Sammy\'s straw hair looks so like OUT campaigner Boris Johnson.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit-sales.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit-sales.jpg" alt="ready-brexit-sales" width="699" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3780" /></a><i>Lookalikes: Boris Johnson, left, with Ready Brexit\'s Sammy Scarecrow</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nReady Brexit was first produced in the 1950s as people moved away from a Full English breakfast but still wanted to enjoy something hot inside them before they went to work.\r\n\r\nInitial television adverts became famous because they were inspired by the firm\'s close proximity to Sizewell nuclear power station.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ready-brexit.jpg" alt="ready brexit television ad" width="400" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3781" /></a><i>Glowing support: Ready Brexit support is going nuclear</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is made from Suffolk-grown organic oats, ground slightly to mix instantly with hot milk. Recent innovations, such as adding chocolate or golden syrup have kept sales buoyant in the face of competition from Oatso Simple and Waitrose\'s upmarket Oat Cuisine.\r\n\r\n"Those who blend smoothies can also add Ready Brexit to keep them going until lunchtime," said Mr Bowles.\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette asked Mr Bowles how he would be voting in the campaign. "I can\'t say for commercial reasons but let\'s just say that Suffolk grows oats, has the best dairy milk and sugar beet growing all over the region. We could be self-sufficient in Ready Brexit and consumers in Japan, USA, and Russia can\'t get enough so those markets would be secure. President Putin loves getting his oats first thing in the morning. It\'s what keeps the smile on his face."\r\n\r\nBut a spokesman for the Remain group said: "This is ridiculous, basing voting figures just because it sounds like Brexit. It\'s like us saying Eat Rice Crispies Multi-grain to back Remain. Childish nonsense."\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Boris Johnson is getting his oats (again)', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3779-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-07 08:26:11', '2016-06-07 08:26:11', '', 3779, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3779-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3785, 0, '2016-06-07 10:23:44', '2016-06-07 10:23:44', 'Hi there. Love your site. Wondered if you could use any Suffolk Sammy on it? Suffolk Sammy is an alternative comedian not quite from Suffuc.Let me know if you would like to. Thanks Suffolk Sammy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8UWvLjUUvQ or google "Suffolk Sammy"\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Suffolk Sammy\nAUTHOR EMAIL: suffolksammy@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.128\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Suffolk Sammy \n    [2_Email] =&gt; suffolksammy@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi there. Love your site. Wondered if you could use any Suffolk Sammy on it? Suffolk Sammy is an alternative comedian not quite from Suffuc.Let me know if you would like to. Thanks Suffolk Sammy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8UWvLjUUvQ or google "Suffolk Sammy"\n)\n', 'Suffolk Sammy - 2016-06-07 10:23:44', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'c1f4e81390401bcee0a4f79f9584cd5c', '', '', '2016-06-07 10:23:44', '2016-06-07 10:23:44', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3785', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3786, 1, '2016-06-07 13:31:48', '2016-06-07 13:31:48', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have appealed for help in tracing two elderly ladies who have disappeared from their home.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers fear for the safety of Veronica Wood and Pauline Weller, who were last seen together at their Felixstowe residential home yesterday.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg" alt="wood-weller" width="364" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3787" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Wood and Ms Weller, who are aged 93 and 87, have not gone missing before and police fear they must have got confused after leaving the Sunset Rest home at 2.30pm for an afternoon walk.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "They are a feisty couple of ladies with very independent minds. But at the end of the day they can not really look after themselves, and we are concerned for their welfare."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "Staff at Sunset Rest raised the alarm at 7.30pm last night when the ladies failed to return home for their tea. We searched their usual favourite places like the bingo hall on the pier, and the Post Office, but they were nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"They are quite a distinctive couple who are well known in the area, so anyone who sees them is urged to contact police immediately."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Sunset Rest said there had been an argument with other residents yesterday when Veronica and Pauline were playing their music too loud.\r\n\r\n"But that\'s not a reason for them to run away," he said. "We miss them terribly and urge them to get in touch to let us know they are safe."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/bingo-hall/">UPDATE: The missing pair have been spotted in a bingo hall. Read here.</a>\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Police appeal for missing Veronica and Pauline', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'police-missing-veronica-pauline', '', '', '2017-12-01 12:22:39', '2017-12-01 12:22:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3786', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3789, 1, '2016-06-07 13:29:30', '2016-06-07 13:29:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have appealed for help in tracing two elderly ladies who have disappeared from their home.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers fear for the safety of Veronica Wood and Pauline Weller, who were last seen together at their Felixstowe residential home yesterday.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg" alt="wood-weller" width="364" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3787" /></a><i>Have you seen these ladies? Call police now</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Wood and Ms Weller, who are aged 93 and 87, have not gone missing before and police fear they must have got into difficulty after leaving the Sunset Rest home at 2.30pm for their regularly afternoon walk.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "They are a feisty couple of ladies with very independent minds. But at the end of the day they can not really look after themselves, and we are concerned for their welfare."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "Staff at Sunset Rest raised the alarm at 7.30pm last night when the ladies failed to return home for their tea. We searched their usual favourite places like the bingo hall on the pier, and the Post Office, but they were nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"They are quite a distinctive who are well known in the area, so anyone who sees them is urged to contact police immediately."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Sunset Rest said there had been an argument with other residents yesterday when Veronica and Pauline were playing their music too loud.\r\n\r\n"But that\'s not a reason for them to run away," he said. "We miss them terribly and urge them to get in touch."\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police appeal for missing Veronica and Pauline', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3786-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-07 13:29:30', '2016-06-07 13:29:30', '', 3786, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3786-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3790, 1, '2016-06-07 13:31:30', '2016-06-07 13:31:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have appealed for help in tracing two elderly ladies who have disappeared from their home.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers fear for the safety of Veronica Wood and Pauline Weller, who were last seen together at their Felixstowe residential home yesterday.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg" alt="wood-weller" width="364" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3787" /></a><i>Have you seen these ladies? Call police now</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Wood and Ms Weller, who are aged 93 and 87, have not gone missing before and police fear they must have got confused after leaving the Sunset Rest home at 2.30pm for an afternoon walk.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "They are a feisty couple of ladies with very independent minds. But at the end of the day they can not really look after themselves, and we are concerned for their welfare."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "Staff at Sunset Rest raised the alarm at 7.30pm last night when the ladies failed to return home for their tea. We searched their usual favourite places like the bingo hall on the pier, and the Post Office, but they were nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"They are quite a distinctive couple who are well known in the area, so anyone who sees them is urged to contact police immediately."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Sunset Rest said there had been an argument with other residents yesterday when Veronica and Pauline were playing their music too loud.\r\n\r\n"But that\'s not a reason for them to run away," he said. "We miss them terribly and urge them to get in touch."\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police appeal for missing Veronica and Pauline', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3786-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-07 13:31:30', '2016-06-07 13:31:30', '', 3786, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3786-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3791, 1, '2016-06-07 13:42:45', '2016-06-07 13:42:45', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have appealed for help in tracing two elderly ladies who have disappeared from their home.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficers fear for the safety of Veronica Wood and Pauline Weller, who were last seen together at their Felixstowe residential home yesterday.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wood-weller.jpg" alt="wood-weller" width="364" height="478" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3787" /></a><i>Have you seen these ladies? Call police now</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Wood and Ms Weller, who are aged 93 and 87, have not gone missing before and police fear they must have got confused after leaving the Sunset Rest home at 2.30pm for an afternoon walk.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk police spokesman said: "They are a feisty couple of ladies with very independent minds. But at the end of the day they can not really look after themselves, and we are concerned for their welfare."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe police spokesman added: "Staff at Sunset Rest raised the alarm at 7.30pm last night when the ladies failed to return home for their tea. We searched their usual favourite places like the bingo hall on the pier, and the Post Office, but they were nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"They are quite a distinctive couple who are well known in the area, so anyone who sees them is urged to contact police immediately."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Sunset Rest said there had been an argument with other residents yesterday when Veronica and Pauline were playing their music too loud.\r\n\r\n"But that\'s not a reason for them to run away," he said. "We miss them terribly and urge them to get in touch to let us know they are safe."\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police appeal for missing Veronica and Pauline', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3786-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-07 13:42:45', '2016-06-07 13:42:45', '', 3786, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3786-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3792, 1, '2016-10-29 12:22:16', '2016-10-29 12:22:16', '<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nA Suffolk tractor has been caught doing 125mph along the A12.</b>\n\nFarmer Ernie Ecclestone was spotted by police as he raced along the road near Saxmundham.\n\nEcclestone, 57, admitted he was speeding in his John Deere tractor, claiming he was late for ploughing his field in Theberton.\n\n\n<br>\nThe extraordinary 125mph speeding tractor is one of the highest ever seen by Suffolk Police.\n\nA traffic cop said: "We had a car towing a caravan at 115mph last summer, but this tractor was really pushing it. Its rear tyres were smoking."\n\nEcclestone pleaded guilty to speeding when he appeared before Leiston magistrates yesterday.\n\nBut chairman of the bench, Mrs Margaret Ecclestone, let the farmer walk free after issuing a stern ticking off.\n\nShe explained: "My husband assures me he won\'t do it again."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police catch speeding tractor doing 125mph', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '398-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-10-29 12:22:16', '2016-10-29 12:22:16', '', 398, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/398-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3793, 1, '2016-06-08 10:53:53', '2016-06-08 10:53:53', '<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk tractor has been caught doing 125mph along the A12.</b>\r\n\r\nFarmer Ernie Ecclestone was spotted by police as he raced along the road near Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nEcclestone, 57, admitted he was speeding in his Massey Ferguson tractor, claiming he was late for ploughing his field in Theberton.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe extraordinary 125mph speeding tractor is one of the highest ever seen by Suffolk Police.\r\n\r\nA traffic cop said: "We had a car towing a caravan at 115mph last summer, but this tractor was really pushing it. Its rear tyres were smoking."\r\n\r\nEcclestone pleaded guilty to speeding when he appeared before Leiston magistrates yesterday.\r\n\r\nBut chairman of the bench, Mrs Margaret Ecclestone, let the farmer walk free after issuing a stern ticking off.\r\n\r\nShe explained: "My husband assures me he won\'t do it again."\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police catch speeding tractor doing 125mph', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '398-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-08 10:53:53', '2016-06-08 10:53:53', '', 398, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/398-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3794, 1, '2016-06-08 11:04:59', '2016-06-08 11:04:59', '<b>By Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nA Suffolk tractor has been caught doing 125mph along the A12.</b>\r\n\r\nFarmer Ernie Ecclestone was spotted by police as he raced along the road near Saxmundham.\r\n\r\nEcclestone, 57, admitted he was speeding in his John Deere tractor, claiming he was late for ploughing his field in Theberton.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe extraordinary 125mph speeding tractor is one of the highest ever seen by Suffolk Police.\r\n\r\nA traffic cop said: "We had a car towing a caravan at 115mph last summer, but this tractor was really pushing it. Its rear tyres were smoking."\r\n\r\nEcclestone pleaded guilty to speeding when he appeared before Leiston magistrates yesterday.\r\n\r\nBut chairman of the bench, Mrs Margaret Ecclestone, let the farmer walk free after issuing a stern ticking off.\r\n\r\nShe explained: "My husband assures me he won\'t do it again."\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police catch speeding tractor doing 125mph', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '398-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-08 11:04:59', '2016-06-08 11:04:59', '', 398, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/398-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3798, 1, '2016-06-09 08:37:01', '2016-06-09 08:37:01', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond, Fashion Editor\r\n\r\nSupermodel Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep her skin beautiful, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 45-year-old German star, who lives in a mansion near Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, fills her bathtub with Southwold Bitter at least once a week believing it keeps her skin young-looking, and also gives her famous blonde hair a brilliant shine.\r\n\r\nAnd if she has endured a particularly stressful week she will use Adnams\' stronger Broadside beer for a stronger effect.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Everyone always asks Claudia how she manages to look so young. Well, this is her secret and she\'s been doing it for years.\r\n\r\n"She is very careful not to drink any of the beer while enjoying a soak because that could be dangerous."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg" alt="claudia schiffer beer" width="900" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3799" /></a><i>Beer beauty: Claudia Schiffer (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe friend said Claudia, 45, stumbled across the beer treatment accidentally - when someone spilled a pint over her at the local pub near their Stanningfield home.\r\n\r\n"This bloke was very apologetic, and Claudia was good about it and did not make a fuss. However, later that day she noticed the skin on her arm was glowing and looking years younger.\r\n\r\n"The next week she did some research and then tried a whole bath of Adnams, and to her amazement it worked. She is very careful to drain the bath before her kids get near it."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg" alt="adnams brewery suffolk" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3800" /></a><i>Legendary home of the Adnams Brewery in Southwold, Suffolk (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAdnams is famously brewed in the Suffolk seaside town of Southwold.\r\n\r\nMen and women across Suffolk and beyond swear by its mystical powers when drinking it in pubs like the Greyhound in Ipswich. Landlord Dan Lightfoot admitted: "But this is the first time we have heard of anyone taking a bath in it."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "Our Editor did try repeatedly asking Claudia if he could visit and take a photograph of her in the bath. The police have been in touch."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep young', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'claudia-schiffer-bath-adnams', '', '', '2016-06-10 08:26:00', '2016-06-10 08:26:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3798', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3801, 1, '2016-06-09 08:36:31', '2016-06-09 08:36:31', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond, Fashion Editor\r\n\r\nSupermodel Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep her skin beautiful, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 45-year-old German star, who lives in a mansion near Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, fills her bathtub with Adnams Southwold Bitter at least once a week believing it keeps her skin young-looking, and also gives her famous blonde hair a brilliant shine.\r\n\r\nAnd if she has hard a particularly stressful week she will use Adnams\' stronger Broadside beer for a stronger effect.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Everyone always asks Claudia how she manages to look so young. Well, this is her secret and she\'s been doing it for years.\r\n\r\n"She is very careful not to drink any of the beer while enjoying a soak because that could be dangerous."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg" alt="claudia schiffer beer" width="900" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3799" /></a><i>Beer beauty: Claudia Schiffer (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe friend said Claudia, 45, stumbled across the beer treatment accidentally - when someone spilled a pint over her at the local pub near their Stanningfield home.\r\n\r\n"This bloke was very apologetic, and Claudia was good about it and did not make a fuss. However, later that day she noticed the skin on her arm was glowing and looking years younger.\r\n\r\n"The next week she did some research and then tried a whole bath of Adnams, and to her amazement it worked. She is very careful to drain the bath before her kids get near it."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg" alt="adnams brewery suffolk" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3800" /></a><i>Legendary home of the Adnams Brewery in Southwold, Suffolk (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAdnams is famously brewed in the Suffolk seaside town of Southwold.\r\n\r\nMen and women across Suffolk and beyond swear by its mystical powers when drinking it in pubs like the Greyhound in Ipswich. A brewery insider admitted: "But this is the first time we have heard of anyone taking a bath in it."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "Our Editor did try repeatedly asking Claudia if he could visit and take a photograph of her in the bath. The police have been in touch."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep young', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3798-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-09 08:36:31', '2016-06-09 08:36:31', '', 3798, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3798-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3802, 1, '2016-06-09 08:39:30', '2016-06-09 08:39:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond, Fashion Editor\r\n\r\nSupermodel Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep her skin beautiful, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 45-year-old German star, who lives in a mansion near Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, fills her bathtub with Adnams Southwold Bitter at least once a week believing it keeps her skin young-looking, and also gives her famous blonde hair a brilliant shine.\r\n\r\nAnd if she has hard a particularly stressful week she will use Adnams\' stronger Broadside beer for a stronger effect.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Everyone always asks Claudia how she manages to look so young. Well, this is her secret and she\'s been doing it for years.\r\n\r\n"She is very careful not to drink any of the beer while enjoying a soak because that could be dangerous."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg" alt="claudia schiffer beer" width="900" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3799" /></a><i>Beer beauty: Claudia Schiffer (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe friend said Claudia, 45, stumbled across the beer treatment accidentally - when someone spilled a pint over her at the local pub near their Stanningfield home.\r\n\r\n"This bloke was very apologetic, and Claudia was good about it and did not make a fuss. However, later that day she noticed the skin on her arm was glowing and looking years younger.\r\n\r\n"The next week she did some research and then tried a whole bath of Adnams, and to her amazement it worked. She is very careful to drain the bath before her kids get near it."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg" alt="adnams brewery suffolk" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3800" /></a><i>Legendary home of the Adnams Brewery in Southwold, Suffolk (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAdnams is famously brewed in the Suffolk seaside town of Southwold.\r\n\r\nMen and women across Suffolk and beyond swear by its mystical powers when drinking it in pubs like the Greyhound in Ipswich. A brewery insider admitted: "But this is the first time we have heard of anyone taking a bath in it."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "Our Editor did try repeatedly asking Claudia if he could visit and take a photograph of her in the bath. The police have been in touch."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer, keeps young', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3798-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-09 08:39:30', '2016-06-09 08:39:30', '', 3798, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3798-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3803, 1, '2016-06-09 08:40:16', '2016-06-09 08:40:16', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond, Fashion Editor\r\n\r\nSupermodel Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep her skin beautiful, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 45-year-old German star, who lives in a mansion near Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, fills her bathtub with Adnams Southwold Bitter at least once a week believing it keeps her skin young-looking, and also gives her famous blonde hair a brilliant shine.\r\n\r\nAnd if she has hard a particularly stressful week she will use Adnams\' stronger Broadside beer for a stronger effect.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Everyone always asks Claudia how she manages to look so young. Well, this is her secret and she\'s been doing it for years.\r\n\r\n"She is very careful not to drink any of the beer while enjoying a soak because that could be dangerous."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg" alt="claudia schiffer beer" width="900" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3799" /></a><i>Beer beauty: Claudia Schiffer (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe friend said Claudia, 45, stumbled across the beer treatment accidentally - when someone spilled a pint over her at the local pub near their Stanningfield home.\r\n\r\n"This bloke was very apologetic, and Claudia was good about it and did not make a fuss. However, later that day she noticed the skin on her arm was glowing and looking years younger.\r\n\r\n"The next week she did some research and then tried a whole bath of Adnams, and to her amazement it worked. She is very careful to drain the bath before her kids get near it."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg" alt="adnams brewery suffolk" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3800" /></a><i>Legendary home of the Adnams Brewery in Southwold, Suffolk (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAdnams is famously brewed in the Suffolk seaside town of Southwold.\r\n\r\nMen and women across Suffolk and beyond swear by its mystical powers when drinking it in pubs like the Greyhound in Ipswich. A brewery insider admitted: "But this is the first time we have heard of anyone taking a bath in it."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "Our Editor did try repeatedly asking Claudia if he could visit and take a photograph of her in the bath. The police have been in touch."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep young', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3798-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-09 08:40:16', '2016-06-09 08:40:16', '', 3798, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3798-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3804, 1, '2016-06-09 08:41:06', '2016-06-09 08:41:06', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond, Fashion Editor\r\n\r\nSupermodel Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep her skin beautiful, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 45-year-old German star, who lives in a mansion near Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, fills her bathtub with Adnams Southwold Bitter at least once a week believing it keeps her skin young-looking, and also gives her famous blonde hair a brilliant shine.\r\n\r\nAnd if she has endured a particularly stressful week she will use Adnams\' stronger Broadside beer for a stronger effect.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Everyone always asks Claudia how she manages to look so young. Well, this is her secret and she\'s been doing it for years.\r\n\r\n"She is very careful not to drink any of the beer while enjoying a soak because that could be dangerous."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg" alt="claudia schiffer beer" width="900" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3799" /></a><i>Beer beauty: Claudia Schiffer (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe friend said Claudia, 45, stumbled across the beer treatment accidentally - when someone spilled a pint over her at the local pub near their Stanningfield home.\r\n\r\n"This bloke was very apologetic, and Claudia was good about it and did not make a fuss. However, later that day she noticed the skin on her arm was glowing and looking years younger.\r\n\r\n"The next week she did some research and then tried a whole bath of Adnams, and to her amazement it worked. She is very careful to drain the bath before her kids get near it."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg" alt="adnams brewery suffolk" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3800" /></a><i>Legendary home of the Adnams Brewery in Southwold, Suffolk (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAdnams is famously brewed in the Suffolk seaside town of Southwold.\r\n\r\nMen and women across Suffolk and beyond swear by its mystical powers when drinking it in pubs like the Greyhound in Ipswich. A brewery insider admitted: "But this is the first time we have heard of anyone taking a bath in it."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "Our Editor did try repeatedly asking Claudia if he could visit and take a photograph of her in the bath. The police have been in touch."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep young', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3798-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-09 08:41:06', '2016-06-09 08:41:06', '', 3798, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3798-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3805, 1, '2016-06-09 08:41:28', '2016-06-09 08:41:28', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond, Fashion Editor\r\n\r\nSupermodel Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep her skin beautiful, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 45-year-old German star, who lives in a mansion near Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, fills her bathtub with Southwold Bitter at least once a week believing it keeps her skin young-looking, and also gives her famous blonde hair a brilliant shine.\r\n\r\nAnd if she has endured a particularly stressful week she will use Adnams\' stronger Broadside beer for a stronger effect.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Everyone always asks Claudia how she manages to look so young. Well, this is her secret and she\'s been doing it for years.\r\n\r\n"She is very careful not to drink any of the beer while enjoying a soak because that could be dangerous."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg" alt="claudia schiffer beer" width="900" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3799" /></a><i>Beer beauty: Claudia Schiffer (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe friend said Claudia, 45, stumbled across the beer treatment accidentally - when someone spilled a pint over her at the local pub near their Stanningfield home.\r\n\r\n"This bloke was very apologetic, and Claudia was good about it and did not make a fuss. However, later that day she noticed the skin on her arm was glowing and looking years younger.\r\n\r\n"The next week she did some research and then tried a whole bath of Adnams, and to her amazement it worked. She is very careful to drain the bath before her kids get near it."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg" alt="adnams brewery suffolk" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3800" /></a><i>Legendary home of the Adnams Brewery in Southwold, Suffolk (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAdnams is famously brewed in the Suffolk seaside town of Southwold.\r\n\r\nMen and women across Suffolk and beyond swear by its mystical powers when drinking it in pubs like the Greyhound in Ipswich. A brewery insider admitted: "But this is the first time we have heard of anyone taking a bath in it."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "Our Editor did try repeatedly asking Claudia if he could visit and take a photograph of her in the bath. The police have been in touch."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep young', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3798-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-09 08:41:28', '2016-06-09 08:41:28', '', 3798, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3798-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3806, 1, '2016-06-09 08:43:08', '2016-06-09 08:43:08', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Iona Diamond, Fashion Editor\n\nSupermodel Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep her skin beautiful, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\n\nThe 45-year-old German star, who lives in a mansion near Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, fills her bathtub with Southwold Bitter at least once a week believing it keeps her skin young-looking, and also gives her famous blonde hair a brilliant shine.\n\nAnd if she has endured a particularly stressful week she will use Adnams\' stronger Broadside beer for a stronger effect.\n\n\n\nA pal said: "Everyone always asks Claudia how she manages to look so young. Well, this is her secret and she\'s been doing it for years.\n\n"She is very careful not to drink any of the beer while enjoying a soak because that could be dangerous."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg" alt="claudia schiffer beer" width="900" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3799" /></a><i>Beer beauty: Claudia Schiffer (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\n\nThe friend said Claudia, 45, stumbled across the beer treatment accidentally - when someone spilled a pint over her at the local pub near their Stanningfield home.\n\n"This bloke was very apologetic, and Claudia was good about it and did not make a fuss. However, later that day she noticed the skin on her arm was glowing and looking years younger.\n\n"The next week she did some research and then tried a whole bath of Adnams, and to her amazement it worked. She is very careful to drain the bath before her kids get near it."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg" alt="adnams brewery suffolk" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3800" /></a><i>Legendary home of the Adnams Brewery in Southwold, Suffolk (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\n\nAdnams is famously brewed in the Suffolk seaside town of Southwold.\n\nMen and women across Suffolk and beyond swear by its mystical powers when drinking it in pubs like the Greyhound in Ipswich. La admitted: "But this is the first time we have heard of anyone taking a bath in it."\n\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "Our Editor did try repeatedly asking Claudia if he could visit and take a photograph of her in the bath. The police have been in touch."\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep young', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3798-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-06-09 08:43:08', '2016-06-09 08:43:08', '', 3798, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3798-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3807, 1, '2016-06-09 08:43:34', '2016-06-09 08:43:34', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Iona Diamond, Fashion Editor\r\n\r\nSupermodel Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep her skin beautiful, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 45-year-old German star, who lives in a mansion near Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, fills her bathtub with Southwold Bitter at least once a week believing it keeps her skin young-looking, and also gives her famous blonde hair a brilliant shine.\r\n\r\nAnd if she has endured a particularly stressful week she will use Adnams\' stronger Broadside beer for a stronger effect.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA pal said: "Everyone always asks Claudia how she manages to look so young. Well, this is her secret and she\'s been doing it for years.\r\n\r\n"She is very careful not to drink any of the beer while enjoying a soak because that could be dangerous."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/claudia-schiffer-suffolk-e1465460057753.jpg" alt="claudia schiffer beer" width="900" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3799" /></a><i>Beer beauty: Claudia Schiffer (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe friend said Claudia, 45, stumbled across the beer treatment accidentally - when someone spilled a pint over her at the local pub near their Stanningfield home.\r\n\r\n"This bloke was very apologetic, and Claudia was good about it and did not make a fuss. However, later that day she noticed the skin on her arm was glowing and looking years younger.\r\n\r\n"The next week she did some research and then tried a whole bath of Adnams, and to her amazement it worked. She is very careful to drain the bath before her kids get near it."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/adnams-brewery.jpg" alt="adnams brewery suffolk" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3800" /></a><i>Legendary home of the Adnams Brewery in Southwold, Suffolk (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/uk/">CC 2.0</a>)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nAdnams is famously brewed in the Suffolk seaside town of Southwold.\r\n\r\nMen and women across Suffolk and beyond swear by its mystical powers when drinking it in pubs like the Greyhound in Ipswich. Landlord Dan Lightfoot admitted: "But this is the first time we have heard of anyone taking a bath in it."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: "Our Editor did try repeatedly asking Claudia if he could visit and take a photograph of her in the bath. The police have been in touch."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Claudia Schiffer bathes in Adnams beer to keep young', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3798-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-09 08:43:34', '2016-06-09 08:43:34', '', 3798, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3798-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3810, 1, '2016-06-10 08:19:07', '2016-06-10 08:19:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>You know, it’s not too late to pop a marrow in. Most garden centres have ready-grown vegetable plants at the moment so you can catch up with those know-all seed experts who bang on about their pricking out and the skilful use of their widgers.</b>\r\n\r\nHurry up, though, to get those tomato plants, asparagus, sweetcorn, leeks and salad stuff. You can pretend you did it all yourself, especially if you stick them in a neat row like the England squad at the Euros pretending they know the words to the National Anthem.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSimply pay at the checkout, ease them from their pots (easier done after a drink, and you can also give the pots one) and stick them in a hole in the ground.\r\n\r\nMany readers of the Suffolk Gazette buy their seeds and plug plants from local firm Thompson and Morgan, who have been pleasuring gardeners since 1855 and are now a global supplier.\r\n\r\nWilliam Thompson was the son of a baker who had a shop in Tavern Street, Ipswich. Young Billy would have followed in his father’s footsteps, making the locals obese with crumpets and spotted dick years before they got their hands on Big Macs and KFC. But he was stricken with illness and started growing plants at the rear. His botanical skills even brought him friends like Charles Darwin, the man who invented sex.\r\n\r\nThen William met John Morgan, a financial whizkid with whom he joined forces to sell his seeds.\r\n\r\nIn <i>My Lady Garden</i>, I use another local firm, Johnson and Organ, two men who were bullied at school because their surnames were slang for the penis.\r\n\r\nThey got together with some sailors from Ipswich docks who offered to ship their seeds to foreign parts. And the rest is history.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/johnson-and-organ-e1465545417632.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/johnson-and-organ-e1465545417632.jpg" alt="johnson-and-organ" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3811" /></a><i>The men who get me growing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nActually The Shakers, who many of you, including B&Q, have copied kitchens from, were the first to produce packet seeds. I visited their communities in the USA and discovered why the religion died out. They believed in celibacy! So much for their seeds!\r\n\r\nHow lovely it is to feel the sun on your back again as you get down on the grass (pulling out moss, I mean).\r\n\r\nOrdinary gardening columns will tell you (Yawn! They all say the same thing) to only water your gardens early in the morning (zzzzz) or in the evening (zzzzz) or, yawn, yawn, they all copy the same thing, the plants will get SCORCHED, yawn yawn, same thing... writing a gardening book must say the same thing zzzzz.\r\n\r\nWhat utter bollocks! If you can’t get a suntan while stripped off to a barely legal vest and shorts with a hose in your hand, what is the point of living? You can always point the water spray at the soil, not the leaves. And who gives a feck if you scorch the plants if you can get a tan without buying a bottle from QVC. They’re plants. Get over it.\r\n\r\nI read in the Suffolk Gazette this week that the skinny model <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/claudia-schiffer-bath-adnams/">Claudia Schiffer bathes once a week in Adnams beer to keep her skin and hair gorgeous</a>. Silly cow!\r\n\r\nI believe that beauty comes from within so I drank a skinful instead. And do you know what? When I looked in the mirror after nearly half a gallon, I was convinced that I was absolutely beautiful. I even had red eyes!\r\n\r\nDid you know that if you have any leftover beer dregs (we always minesweep ours) you can tip them on your compost heap and watch the rats dad-dance.\r\n\r\nReaders often ask me what they can and can’t rot down. So here is a list:\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-shopping-trolley-e1465545891245.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-shopping-trolley-e1465545891245.jpg" alt="no shopping trolley sign" width="200" height="200" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3812" /></a>YES to veg peelings.\r\nYES to shredded paper, including credit card bills, but not too much.\r\nYES to leftover fruit.\r\nYES to leftover pet straw.\r\n\r\nNO to dairy food, unless you want to contaminate the neighbours.\r\nNO to bread, cooked food or leftover onion bhajis.\r\nNO to shopping trolleys.\r\n\r\nI, like everyone else, hate to waste food but they never admit that you have to be super-organised and not chaotic like me (no eating some days, pigging out others but afraid of sell-by dates) to achieve this. In fact sometimes I think I should cut out the middle man/woman and get the Tesco delivery man to drive straight to the compost heap for me.\r\n\r\nDon’t forget to do the essential tasks during this lovely weather, like finding the corkscrew and digging out the factor 2 sun oil. If you cannot find this in today’s health and safety world, do what my Dagenham aunties did. Use olive oil.\r\n\r\n<b>Other jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Thin out lettuce plants so they have room to spread, Unless, like me, you want them to die.\r\n\r\n* Buy some citronella outdoor-quality (ie no quality candles) to keep the gnats off you during late-night drinking.\r\n\r\n* Net your soft fruits, such as blackcurrants, to stop the birds nicking them (especially that one from next door). Use an old net curtain from a charity shop or steal one from your gran’s window. She’ll probably never notice.\r\n\r\n<B>Your questions answered</b>\r\n\r\nDo keep your questions coming as I have a duty to save the world.\r\n\r\n* Mrs P E from Stowmarket. I agree with you. The Growing Hope rose, which raises money for the Cystic Fibrosis Trust, is an easy-to-look-after deep red floribunda rose. Mine is flourishing and I do sod-all. If other readers would like me to mention a charity, let me know. But you won’t get any more space than this or there won’t be room for my giant ego.\r\n\r\n* Mrs Delia S from Norwich: No, I’m really sorry but I don’t know anyone at the  moment who sells six-fingered gardening gloves.\r\n\r\n* Mr Pattinson from Reading (my readership is growing to other counties): I am sorry you keep losing your tools. Why don’t you tie a pink ribbon on them (as drag artist Danny la Rue once told me on a Virgin flight) to do to my suitcase handle for greater visibility? It might stop you getting IBS: Irritable Trowel Syndrome.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>NEXT WEEK: MY TIPS FOR THE SKINFLINTS WHO READ THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE! DON’T MISS IT! THIS IS NO ORDINARY GARDENING COLUMN (Please read in a Marks an Spencer’s TV ad voice) THIS IS THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE GARDENING COLUMN. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'The men who made a packet from seeds', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'made-packet-seeds', '', '', '2016-06-10 08:38:38', '2016-06-10 08:38:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3810', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3812, 1, '2016-06-10 08:04:31', '2016-06-10 08:04:31', 'No shopping trolley sign', 'no-shopping-trolley', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'no-shopping-trolley', '', '', '2016-06-10 08:05:19', '2016-06-10 08:05:19', '', 3810, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-shopping-trolley.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3813, 1, '2016-06-10 08:19:07', '2016-06-10 08:19:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>You know, it’s not too late to pop a marrow in. Most garden centres have ready-grown vegetable plants at the moment so you can catch up with those know-all seed experts who bang on about their pricking out and the skilful use of their widgers.</b>\r\n\r\nHurry up, though, to get those tomato plants, asparagus, sweetcorn, leeks and salad stuff. You can pretend you did it all yourself, especially if you stick them in a neat row like the England squad at the Euros pretending they know the words to the National Anthem.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSimply pay at the checkout, ease them from their pots (easier done after a drink, and you can also give the pots one) and stick them in a hole in the ground.\r\n\r\nMany readers of the Suffolk Gazette buy their seeds and plug plants from local firm Thompson and Morgan, who have been pleasuring gardeners since 1855 and are now a global supplier.\r\n\r\nWilliam Thompson was the son of a baker who had a shop in Tavern Street, Ipswich. Young Billy would have followed in his father’s footsteps, making the locals obese with crumpets and spotted dick years before they got their hands on Big Macs and KFC. But he was stricken with illness and started growing plants at the rear. His botanical skills even brought him friends like Charles Darwin, the man who invented sex.\r\n\r\nThen William met John Morgan, a financial whizkid with whom he joined forces to sell his seeds.\r\n\r\nIn <i>My Lady Garden</i>, I use another local firm, Johnson and Organ, two men who were bullied at school because their surnames were slang for the penis.\r\n\r\nThey got together with some sailors from Ipswich docks who offered to ship their seeds to foreign parts. And the rest is history.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/johnson-and-organ-e1465545417632.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/johnson-and-organ-e1465545417632.jpg" alt="johnson-and-organ" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3811" /></a><i>The men who get me growing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nActually The Shakers, who many of you, including B&Q, have copied kitchens from, were the first to produce packet seeds. I visited their communities in the USA and discovered why the religion died out. They believed in celibacy! So much for their seeds!\r\n\r\nHow lovely it is to feel the sun on your back again as you get down on the grass (pulling out moss, I mean).\r\n\r\nOrdinary gardening columns will tell you (Yawn! They all say the same thing) to only water your gardens early in the morning (zzzzz) or in the evening (zzzzz) or, yawn, yawn, they all copy the same thing, the plants will get SCORCHED, yawn yawn, same thing... writing a gardening book must say the same thing zzzzz.\r\n\r\nWhat utter bollocks! If you can’t get a suntan while stripped off to a barely legal vest and shorts with a hose in your hand, what is the point of living? You can always point the water spray at the soil, not the leaves. And who gives a feck if you scorch the plants if you can get a tan without buying a bottle from QVC. They’re plants. Get over it.\r\n\r\nI read in the Suffolk Gazette this week that the skinny model <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/claudia-schiffer-bath-adnams/">Claudia Shiffer bathes once a week in Adnams beer to keep her skin and hair gorgeous</a>. Silly cow!\r\n\r\nI believe that beauty comes from within so I drank a skinful instead. And do you know what? When I looked in the mirror after nearly half a gallon, I was convinced that I was absolutely beautiful. I even had red eyes!\r\n\r\nDid you know that if you have any leftover beer dregs (we always minesweep ours) you can tip them on your compost heap and watch the rats dad-dance.\r\n\r\nReaders often ask me what they can and can’t rot down. So here is a list:\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-shopping-trolley-e1465545891245.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-shopping-trolley-e1465545891245.jpg" alt="no shopping trolley sign" width="200" height="200" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3812" /></a>YES to veg peelings.\r\nYES to shredded paper, including credit card bills, but not too much.\r\nYES to leftover fruit.\r\nYES to leftover pet straw.\r\n\r\nNO to dairy food, unless you want to contaminate the neighbours.\r\nNO to bread, cooked food or leftover onion bhajis.\r\nNO to shopping trolleys.\r\n\r\nI, like everyone else, hate to waste food but they never admit that you have to be super-organised and not chaotic like me (no eating some days, pigging out others but afraid of sell-by dates) to achieve this. In fact sometimes I think I should cut out the middle man/woman and get the Tesco delivery man to drive straight to the compost heap for me.\r\n\r\nDon’t forget to do the essential tasks during this lovely weather, like finding the corkscrew and digging out the factor 2 sun oil. If you cannot find this in today’s health and safety world, do what my Dagenham aunties did. Use olive oil.\r\n\r\n<b>Other jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Thin out lettuce plants so they have room to spread, Unless, like me, you want them to die.\r\n\r\n* Buy some citronella outdoor-quality (ie no quality candles) to keep the gnats off you during late-night drinking.\r\n\r\n* Net your soft fruits, such as blackcurrants, to stop the birds nicking them (especially that one from next door). Use an old net curtain from a charity shop or steal one from your gran’s window. She’ll probably never notice.\r\n\r\n<B>Your questions answered</b>\r\nDo keep your questions coming as I have a duty to save the world.\r\n\r\n* Mrs P E from Stowmarket. I agree with you. The Growing Hope rose, which raises money for the Cystic Fibrosis Trust, is an easy-to-look-after deep red floribunda rose. Mine is flourishing and I do sod-all. If other readers would like me to mention a charity, let me know. But you won’t get any more space than this or there won’t be room for my giant ego.\r\n\r\n* Mrs Delia S from Norwich: No, I’m really sorry but I don’t know anyone at the  moment who sells six-fingered gardening gloves.\r\n\r\n* Mr Pattinson from Reading (my readership is growing to other counties): I am sorry you keep losing your tools. Why don’t you tie a pink ribbon on them (as drag artist Danny la Rue once told me on a Virgin flight) to do to my suitcase handle for greater visibility? It might stop you getting IBS: Irritable Trowel Syndrome.\r\n\r\nNEXT WEEK: MY TIPS FOR THE SKINFLINTS WHO READ THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE! DON’T MISS IT! THIS IS NO ORDINARY GARDENING COLUMN (Please read in a Marks an Spencer’s TV ad voice) THIS IS THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE GARDENING COLUMN. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'The men who made a packet from seeds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3810-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-10 08:19:07', '2016-06-10 08:19:07', '', 3810, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3810-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3814, 1, '2016-06-10 08:23:08', '2016-06-10 08:23:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>You know, it’s not too late to pop a marrow in. Most garden centres have ready-grown vegetable plants at the moment so you can catch up with those know-all seed experts who bang on about their pricking out and the skilful use of their widgers.</b>\n\nHurry up, though, to get those tomato plants, asparagus, sweetcorn, leeks and salad stuff. You can pretend you did it all yourself, especially if you stick them in a neat row like the England squad at the Euros pretending they know the words to the National Anthem.\n\n\n\nSimply pay at the checkout, ease them from their pots (easier done after a drink, and you can also give the pots one) and stick them in a hole in the ground.\n\nMany readers of the Suffolk Gazette buy their seeds and plug plants from local firm Thompson and Morgan, who have been pleasuring gardeners since 1855 and are now a global supplier.\n\nWilliam Thompson was the son of a baker who had a shop in Tavern Street, Ipswich. Young Billy would have followed in his father’s footsteps, making the locals obese with crumpets and spotted dick years before they got their hands on Big Macs and KFC. But he was stricken with illness and started growing plants at the rear. His botanical skills even brought him friends like Charles Darwin, the man who invented sex.\n\nThen William met John Morgan, a financial whizkid with whom he joined forces to sell his seeds.\n\nIn <i>My Lady Garden</i>, I use another local firm, Johnson and Organ, two men who were bullied at school because their surnames were slang for the penis.\n\nThey got together with some sailors from Ipswich docks who offered to ship their seeds to foreign parts. And the rest is history.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/johnson-and-organ-e1465545417632.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/johnson-and-organ-e1465545417632.jpg" alt="johnson-and-organ" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3811" /></a><i>The men who get me growing</center></i><br><br>\n\nActually The Shakers, who many of you, including B&Q, have copied kitchens from, were the first to produce packet seeds. I visited their communities in the USA and discovered why the religion died out. They believed in celibacy! So much for their seeds!\n\nHow lovely it is to feel the sun on your back again as you get down on the grass (pulling out moss, I mean).\n\nOrdinary gardening columns will tell you (Yawn! They all say the same thing) to only water your gardens early in the morning (zzzzz) or in the evening (zzzzz) or, yawn, yawn, they all copy the same thing, the plants will get SCORCHED, yawn yawn, same thing... writing a gardening book must say the same thing zzzzz.\n\nWhat utter bollocks! If you can’t get a suntan while stripped off to a barely legal vest and shorts with a hose in your hand, what is the point of living? You can always point the water spray at the soil, not the leaves. And who gives a feck if you scorch the plants if you can get a tan without buying a bottle from QVC. They’re plants. Get over it.\n\nI read in the Suffolk Gazette this week that the skinny model <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/claudia-schiffer-bath-adnams/">Claudia Schiffer bathes once a week in Adnams beer to keep her skin and hair gorgeous</a>. Silly cow!\n\nI believe that beauty comes from within so I drank a skinful instead. And do you know what? When I looked in the mirror after nearly half a gallon, I was convinced that I was absolutely beautiful. I even had red eyes!\n\nDid you know that if you have any leftover beer dregs (we always minesweep ours) you can tip them on your compost heap and watch the rats dad-dance.\n\nReaders often ask me what they can and can’t rot down. So here is a list:\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-shopping-trolley-e1465545891245.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-shopping-trolley-e1465545891245.jpg" alt="no shopping trolley sign" width="200" height="200" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3812" /></a>YES to veg peelings.\nYES to shredded paper, including credit card bills, but not too much.\nYES to leftover fruit.\nYES to leftover pet straw.\n\nNO to dairy food, unless you want to contaminate the neighbours.\nNO to bread, cooked food or leftover onion bhajis.\nNO to shopping trolleys.\n\nI, like everyone else, hate to waste food but they never admit that you have to be super-organised and not chaotic like me (no eating some days, pigging out others but afraid of sell-by dates) to achieve this. In fact sometimes I think I should cut out the middle man/woman and get the Tesco delivery man to drive straight to the compost heap for me.\n\nDon’t forget to do the essential tasks during this lovely weather, like finding the corkscrew and digging out the factor 2 sun oil. If you cannot find this in today’s health and safety world, do what my Dagenham aunties did. Use olive oil.\n\n<b>Other jobs to do this week</b>\n\n* Thin out lettuce plants so they have room to spread, Unless, like me, you want them to die.\n\n* Buy some citronella outdoor-quality (ie no quality candles) to keep the gnats off you during late-night drinking.\n\n* Net your soft fruits, such as blackcurrants, to stop the birds nicking them (especially that one from next door). Use an old net curtain from a charity shop or steal one from your gran’s window. She’ll probably never notice.\n\n<B>Your questions answered</b>\nDo keep your questions coming as I have a duty to save the world.\n\n* Mrs P E from Stowmarket. I agree with you. The Growing Hope rose, which raises money for the Cystic Fibrosis Trust, is an easy-to-look-after deep red floribunda rose. Mine is flourishing and I do sod-all. If other readers would like me to mention a charity, let me know. But you won’t get any more space than this or there won’t be room for my giant ego.\n\n* Mrs Delia S from Norwich: No, I’m really sorry but I don’t know anyone at the  moment who sells six-fingered gardening gloves.\n\n* Mr Pattinson from Reading (my readership is growing to other counties): I am sorry you keep losing your tools. Why don’t you tie a pink ribbon on them (as drag artist Danny la Rue once told me on a Virgin flight) to do to my suitcase handle for greater visibility? It might stop you getting IBS: Irritable Trowel Syndrome.\n\nNEXT WEEK: MY TIPS FOR THE SKINFLINTS WHO READ THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE! DON’T MISS IT! THIS IS NO ORDINARY GARDENING COLUMN (Please read in a Marks an Spencer’s TV ad voice) THIS IS THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE GARDENING COLUMN. \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'The men who made a packet from seeds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3810-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-06-10 08:23:08', '2016-06-10 08:23:08', '', 3810, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3810-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3815, 1, '2016-06-10 08:23:10', '2016-06-10 08:23:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>You know, it’s not too late to pop a marrow in. Most garden centres have ready-grown vegetable plants at the moment so you can catch up with those know-all seed experts who bang on about their pricking out and the skilful use of their widgers.</b>\r\n\r\nHurry up, though, to get those tomato plants, asparagus, sweetcorn, leeks and salad stuff. You can pretend you did it all yourself, especially if you stick them in a neat row like the England squad at the Euros pretending they know the words to the National Anthem.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSimply pay at the checkout, ease them from their pots (easier done after a drink, and you can also give the pots one) and stick them in a hole in the ground.\r\n\r\nMany readers of the Suffolk Gazette buy their seeds and plug plants from local firm Thompson and Morgan, who have been pleasuring gardeners since 1855 and are now a global supplier.\r\n\r\nWilliam Thompson was the son of a baker who had a shop in Tavern Street, Ipswich. Young Billy would have followed in his father’s footsteps, making the locals obese with crumpets and spotted dick years before they got their hands on Big Macs and KFC. But he was stricken with illness and started growing plants at the rear. His botanical skills even brought him friends like Charles Darwin, the man who invented sex.\r\n\r\nThen William met John Morgan, a financial whizkid with whom he joined forces to sell his seeds.\r\n\r\nIn <i>My Lady Garden</i>, I use another local firm, Johnson and Organ, two men who were bullied at school because their surnames were slang for the penis.\r\n\r\nThey got together with some sailors from Ipswich docks who offered to ship their seeds to foreign parts. And the rest is history.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/johnson-and-organ-e1465545417632.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/johnson-and-organ-e1465545417632.jpg" alt="johnson-and-organ" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3811" /></a><i>The men who get me growing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nActually The Shakers, who many of you, including B&Q, have copied kitchens from, were the first to produce packet seeds. I visited their communities in the USA and discovered why the religion died out. They believed in celibacy! So much for their seeds!\r\n\r\nHow lovely it is to feel the sun on your back again as you get down on the grass (pulling out moss, I mean).\r\n\r\nOrdinary gardening columns will tell you (Yawn! They all say the same thing) to only water your gardens early in the morning (zzzzz) or in the evening (zzzzz) or, yawn, yawn, they all copy the same thing, the plants will get SCORCHED, yawn yawn, same thing... writing a gardening book must say the same thing zzzzz.\r\n\r\nWhat utter bollocks! If you can’t get a suntan while stripped off to a barely legal vest and shorts with a hose in your hand, what is the point of living? You can always point the water spray at the soil, not the leaves. And who gives a feck if you scorch the plants if you can get a tan without buying a bottle from QVC. They’re plants. Get over it.\r\n\r\nI read in the Suffolk Gazette this week that the skinny model <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/claudia-schiffer-bath-adnams/">Claudia Schiffer bathes once a week in Adnams beer to keep her skin and hair gorgeous</a>. Silly cow!\r\n\r\nI believe that beauty comes from within so I drank a skinful instead. And do you know what? When I looked in the mirror after nearly half a gallon, I was convinced that I was absolutely beautiful. I even had red eyes!\r\n\r\nDid you know that if you have any leftover beer dregs (we always minesweep ours) you can tip them on your compost heap and watch the rats dad-dance.\r\n\r\nReaders often ask me what they can and can’t rot down. So here is a list:\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-shopping-trolley-e1465545891245.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-shopping-trolley-e1465545891245.jpg" alt="no shopping trolley sign" width="200" height="200" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3812" /></a>YES to veg peelings.\r\nYES to shredded paper, including credit card bills, but not too much.\r\nYES to leftover fruit.\r\nYES to leftover pet straw.\r\n\r\nNO to dairy food, unless you want to contaminate the neighbours.\r\nNO to bread, cooked food or leftover onion bhajis.\r\nNO to shopping trolleys.\r\n\r\nI, like everyone else, hate to waste food but they never admit that you have to be super-organised and not chaotic like me (no eating some days, pigging out others but afraid of sell-by dates) to achieve this. In fact sometimes I think I should cut out the middle man/woman and get the Tesco delivery man to drive straight to the compost heap for me.\r\n\r\nDon’t forget to do the essential tasks during this lovely weather, like finding the corkscrew and digging out the factor 2 sun oil. If you cannot find this in today’s health and safety world, do what my Dagenham aunties did. Use olive oil.\r\n\r\n<b>Other jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Thin out lettuce plants so they have room to spread, Unless, like me, you want them to die.\r\n\r\n* Buy some citronella outdoor-quality (ie no quality candles) to keep the gnats off you during late-night drinking.\r\n\r\n* Net your soft fruits, such as blackcurrants, to stop the birds nicking them (especially that one from next door). Use an old net curtain from a charity shop or steal one from your gran’s window. She’ll probably never notice.\r\n\r\n<B>Your questions answered</b>\r\nDo keep your questions coming as I have a duty to save the world.\r\n\r\n* Mrs P E from Stowmarket. I agree with you. The Growing Hope rose, which raises money for the Cystic Fibrosis Trust, is an easy-to-look-after deep red floribunda rose. Mine is flourishing and I do sod-all. If other readers would like me to mention a charity, let me know. But you won’t get any more space than this or there won’t be room for my giant ego.\r\n\r\n* Mrs Delia S from Norwich: No, I’m really sorry but I don’t know anyone at the  moment who sells six-fingered gardening gloves.\r\n\r\n* Mr Pattinson from Reading (my readership is growing to other counties): I am sorry you keep losing your tools. Why don’t you tie a pink ribbon on them (as drag artist Danny la Rue once told me on a Virgin flight) to do to my suitcase handle for greater visibility? It might stop you getting IBS: Irritable Trowel Syndrome.\r\n\r\nNEXT WEEK: MY TIPS FOR THE SKINFLINTS WHO READ THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE! DON’T MISS IT! THIS IS NO ORDINARY GARDENING COLUMN (Please read in a Marks an Spencer’s TV ad voice) THIS IS THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE GARDENING COLUMN. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'The men who made a packet from seeds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3810-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-10 08:23:10', '2016-06-10 08:23:10', '', 3810, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3810-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3816, 1, '2016-06-10 08:38:38', '2016-06-10 08:38:38', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>You know, it’s not too late to pop a marrow in. Most garden centres have ready-grown vegetable plants at the moment so you can catch up with those know-all seed experts who bang on about their pricking out and the skilful use of their widgers.</b>\r\n\r\nHurry up, though, to get those tomato plants, asparagus, sweetcorn, leeks and salad stuff. You can pretend you did it all yourself, especially if you stick them in a neat row like the England squad at the Euros pretending they know the words to the National Anthem.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSimply pay at the checkout, ease them from their pots (easier done after a drink, and you can also give the pots one) and stick them in a hole in the ground.\r\n\r\nMany readers of the Suffolk Gazette buy their seeds and plug plants from local firm Thompson and Morgan, who have been pleasuring gardeners since 1855 and are now a global supplier.\r\n\r\nWilliam Thompson was the son of a baker who had a shop in Tavern Street, Ipswich. Young Billy would have followed in his father’s footsteps, making the locals obese with crumpets and spotted dick years before they got their hands on Big Macs and KFC. But he was stricken with illness and started growing plants at the rear. His botanical skills even brought him friends like Charles Darwin, the man who invented sex.\r\n\r\nThen William met John Morgan, a financial whizkid with whom he joined forces to sell his seeds.\r\n\r\nIn <i>My Lady Garden</i>, I use another local firm, Johnson and Organ, two men who were bullied at school because their surnames were slang for the penis.\r\n\r\nThey got together with some sailors from Ipswich docks who offered to ship their seeds to foreign parts. And the rest is history.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/johnson-and-organ-e1465545417632.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/johnson-and-organ-e1465545417632.jpg" alt="johnson-and-organ" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3811" /></a><i>The men who get me growing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nActually The Shakers, who many of you, including B&Q, have copied kitchens from, were the first to produce packet seeds. I visited their communities in the USA and discovered why the religion died out. They believed in celibacy! So much for their seeds!\r\n\r\nHow lovely it is to feel the sun on your back again as you get down on the grass (pulling out moss, I mean).\r\n\r\nOrdinary gardening columns will tell you (Yawn! They all say the same thing) to only water your gardens early in the morning (zzzzz) or in the evening (zzzzz) or, yawn, yawn, they all copy the same thing, the plants will get SCORCHED, yawn yawn, same thing... writing a gardening book must say the same thing zzzzz.\r\n\r\nWhat utter bollocks! If you can’t get a suntan while stripped off to a barely legal vest and shorts with a hose in your hand, what is the point of living? You can always point the water spray at the soil, not the leaves. And who gives a feck if you scorch the plants if you can get a tan without buying a bottle from QVC. They’re plants. Get over it.\r\n\r\nI read in the Suffolk Gazette this week that the skinny model <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/claudia-schiffer-bath-adnams/">Claudia Schiffer bathes once a week in Adnams beer to keep her skin and hair gorgeous</a>. Silly cow!\r\n\r\nI believe that beauty comes from within so I drank a skinful instead. And do you know what? When I looked in the mirror after nearly half a gallon, I was convinced that I was absolutely beautiful. I even had red eyes!\r\n\r\nDid you know that if you have any leftover beer dregs (we always minesweep ours) you can tip them on your compost heap and watch the rats dad-dance.\r\n\r\nReaders often ask me what they can and can’t rot down. So here is a list:\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-shopping-trolley-e1465545891245.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-shopping-trolley-e1465545891245.jpg" alt="no shopping trolley sign" width="200" height="200" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3812" /></a>YES to veg peelings.\r\nYES to shredded paper, including credit card bills, but not too much.\r\nYES to leftover fruit.\r\nYES to leftover pet straw.\r\n\r\nNO to dairy food, unless you want to contaminate the neighbours.\r\nNO to bread, cooked food or leftover onion bhajis.\r\nNO to shopping trolleys.\r\n\r\nI, like everyone else, hate to waste food but they never admit that you have to be super-organised and not chaotic like me (no eating some days, pigging out others but afraid of sell-by dates) to achieve this. In fact sometimes I think I should cut out the middle man/woman and get the Tesco delivery man to drive straight to the compost heap for me.\r\n\r\nDon’t forget to do the essential tasks during this lovely weather, like finding the corkscrew and digging out the factor 2 sun oil. If you cannot find this in today’s health and safety world, do what my Dagenham aunties did. Use olive oil.\r\n\r\n<b>Other jobs to do this week</b>\r\n\r\n* Thin out lettuce plants so they have room to spread, Unless, like me, you want them to die.\r\n\r\n* Buy some citronella outdoor-quality (ie no quality candles) to keep the gnats off you during late-night drinking.\r\n\r\n* Net your soft fruits, such as blackcurrants, to stop the birds nicking them (especially that one from next door). Use an old net curtain from a charity shop or steal one from your gran’s window. She’ll probably never notice.\r\n\r\n<B>Your questions answered</b>\r\n\r\nDo keep your questions coming as I have a duty to save the world.\r\n\r\n* Mrs P E from Stowmarket. I agree with you. The Growing Hope rose, which raises money for the Cystic Fibrosis Trust, is an easy-to-look-after deep red floribunda rose. Mine is flourishing and I do sod-all. If other readers would like me to mention a charity, let me know. But you won’t get any more space than this or there won’t be room for my giant ego.\r\n\r\n* Mrs Delia S from Norwich: No, I’m really sorry but I don’t know anyone at the  moment who sells six-fingered gardening gloves.\r\n\r\n* Mr Pattinson from Reading (my readership is growing to other counties): I am sorry you keep losing your tools. Why don’t you tie a pink ribbon on them (as drag artist Danny la Rue once told me on a Virgin flight) to do to my suitcase handle for greater visibility? It might stop you getting IBS: Irritable Trowel Syndrome.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>NEXT WEEK: MY TIPS FOR THE SKINFLINTS WHO READ THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE! DON’T MISS IT! THIS IS NO ORDINARY GARDENING COLUMN (Please read in a Marks an Spencer’s TV ad voice) THIS IS THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE GARDENING COLUMN. \r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'The men who made a packet from seeds', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3810-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-10 08:38:38', '2016-06-10 08:38:38', '', 3810, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3810-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3817, 1, '2016-06-10 10:20:09', '2016-06-10 10:20:09', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle in Suffolk is being given to the Queen by the nation as a new country weekend retreat to mark her 90th birthday.</b>\r\n\r\nHer Majesty is said to be delighted with her new second home because Windsor Castle is far too big and expensive to upkeep.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWindsor will now be used more by Prince Charles and his sons, William and Harry, allowing the Queen to enjoy a lower profile in the Suffolk countryside.\r\n\r\nIn a curious twist, one of her new neighbours will be pop star Ed Sheeran, whose family live close to the quaint Suffolk town.\r\n\r\nFramlingham Castle was chosen because of its highly-fortified walls. Originally a Norman castle, it was built in 1148 but destroyed by Henry II 30 years later. It was rebuilt by Roger Bigod, the Earl of Norfolk, but locals do not hold his title against him.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/framlingham-castle.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/framlingham-castle.jpg" alt="framlingham-castle" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3417" /></a><i>Queen of the castle: Framlingham is Her Majesty\'s new country home</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe living accommodation within the castle walls will be modified in preparation for the Queen\'s arrival, and locals will have to get used to seeing her guards, in their famous red tunics and bearskin hats, parading outside.\r\n\r\nLocals were excited about the news. Maurice Piper, who owns a nearby potato farm, said: "This is a very proud day for Framlingham. We are all looking forward to Her Majesty enjoying weekends in the area, although some might be a little disappointed that the castle will now be closed to the public when she is home."\r\n\r\nA royal insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "The Queen enjoys her weekends away, especially now she is getting a little older. She intends to split her time away from London between Framlingham and Sandringham in Norfolk, which will allow Prince Charles and the rest of the family to spend more time at Windsor."\r\n\r\nThe cost of modifications at Framlingham is being put at £17 million, and will be paid for by adding a small tax on the purchase of second homes by Londoners snapping up Suffolk properties at the expense of cash-strapped locals.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Queen given Framlingham Castle for 90th birthday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3416-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-10 10:20:09', '2016-06-10 10:20:09', '', 3416, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3416-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3818, 1, '2016-06-10 12:34:57', '2016-06-10 12:34:57', '<B>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nRoyal Ascot is moving to Great Yarmouth racecourse to celebrate Norfolk\'s growing association with the Royal Family, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nNext week\'s posh Ascot meeting will be the last to boast the \'Royal\' tag, as Royal Great Yarmouth takes over the reins from 2017.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWith Prince William and Kate now living in Amner Hall in Norfolk, as well as The Queen having a country residence nearby at Sandringham, royal courtiers felt the Royal Ascot meeting made little sense anymore.\r\n\r\nThey plucked up the courage to tell Her Majesty - and to their amazement she was extremely taken with the idea of a more "down to earth" town like Yarmouth getting the high-profile sporting and society event.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/royal-ascot-queen-carriage.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/royal-ascot-queen-carriage.jpg" alt="royal ascot queen" width="640" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3819" /></a><i>The Queen enjoys the Royal Procession at Ascot every year</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news was to have been officially announced after next week\'s Royal Ascot so it would not take away from the excitement of the meeting, or from the Queen\'s 90th birthday events this weekend.\r\n\r\nBut a disappointed Ascot insider has leaked the plans to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"This is dreadful. The meeting will go from posh to dross in no time at all," he told us.\r\n\r\nLocals we spoke to in Norfolk were, however, very excited and looking forward to asking Google what top hats and tails were. One man, Bubba Spuckler, 25, said: "I go racing with my sister and our five children, so this is good news. I don\'t have a top hat thing, but I have a top smock that I shall wear with pride."\r\n\r\nThe move to Great Yarmouth, which is more famous for its candyfloss and seaside attractions like Britannia Pier than it is for high society, will bring a tremendous financial boost to the poor town. Royal Great Yarmouth is expected to attract tens of thousands of well-heeled visitors to the resort as well as being broadcast to millions all over the world.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/britannia-pier-yarmouth-e1465561210880.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/britannia-pier-yarmouth-e1465561210880.jpg" alt="britannia pier yarmouth" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3820" /></a><i>Royal Great Yarmouth racegoers will enjoy the delights of Britannia Pier</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe last Royal Ascot begins on Tuesday with five races on the first day\'s card, starting with the Queen Anne Stakes over one mile. The meet goes all the way through to next Saturday when the Diamond Jubilee Stakes will top the bill. The Gold Cup - Britain\'s most prestigious event for stayers - is run on Thursday.\r\n\r\nBookies will be doing a brisk trade, with punters nationwide already studying <a href="http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/events/horse-racing" rel="nofollow">horse racing betting odds at William Hill</a> to try to pick a winner.\r\n\r\nRoyal Ascot is Britain’s richest race meeting, attracting the world’s best racehorses to compete for over £6.5 million in prize money. Many of the Ascot winners, such as Frankel, become household names.\r\n\r\nThe Queen loves the meeting, and enjoys the Royal Procession, when she rides down the track in her carriage to greet the crowds at the start of race day. A passionate horseracing enthusiast, she was delighted in 2013 when her own horse, Estimate, won the Gold Cup.\r\n\r\nNews of the race switch to Great Yarmouth is the second big Royal exclusive for the Suffolk Gazette, which recently revealed <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">The Queen was getting Framlingham Castle as a 90th birthday present</a> from the nation.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Royal Ascot moving to Great Yarmouth', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'royal-ascot-moving-to-great-yarmouth', '', '', '2016-06-10 12:41:52', '2016-06-10 12:41:52', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3818', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3821, 1, '2016-06-10 12:34:57', '2016-06-10 12:34:57', '<B>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nRoyal Ascot is moving to Great Yarmouth racecourse to celebrate Norfolk\'s growing association with the Royal Family, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nNext week\'s posh Ascot meeting will be the last to boast the \'Royal\' tag, as Royal Great Yarmouth takes over the reins from 2017.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWith Prince William and Kate now living in Amner Hall in Norfolk, as well as The Queen having a country residence nearby at Sandringham, royal courtiers felt the Royal Ascot meeting made little sense anymore.\r\n\r\nThey plucked up the courage to tell Her Majesty - and to their amazement she was extremely taken with the idea of a more "down to earth" town like Yarmouth getting the high-profile sporting and society event.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/royal-ascot-queen-carriage.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/royal-ascot-queen-carriage.jpg" alt="royal ascot queen" width="640" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3819" /></a><i>The Queen enjoys the Royal Procession at Ascot every year</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news was to have been officially announced after next week\'s Royal Ascot so it would not take away from the excitement of the meeting, or from the Queen\'s 90th birthday events this weekend.\r\n\r\nBut a disappointed Ascot insider has leaked the plans to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"This is dreadful. The meeting will go from posh to dross in no time at all," he told us.\r\n\r\nLocals we spoke to in Norfolk were, however, very excited and looking forward to asking Google what top hats and tails were. One man, Bubba Spuckler, 25, said: "I go racing with my sister and our five children, so this is good news. I don\'t have a top hat thing, but I have a top smock that I shall wear with pride."\r\n\r\nThe move to Great Yarmouth, which is more famous for its candyfloss and seaside attractions like Britannia Pier than it is for high society, will bring a tremendous financial boost to the poor town. Royal Great Yarmouth is expected to attract tens of thousands of well-heeled visitors to the resort as well as being broadcast to millions all over the world.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/britannia-pier-yarmouth-e1465561210880.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/britannia-pier-yarmouth-e1465561210880.jpg" alt="britannia pier yarmouth" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3820" /></a><i>Royal Great Yarmouth racegoers will enjoy the delights of Britannia Pier</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe last Royal Ascot begins on Tuesday with five races on the first day\'s card, beginning with the Queen Anne Stakes over one mile. The meet goes all the way through to next Saturday when the Diamond Jubilee Stakes will top the bill.\r\n\r\nBookies will be doing a brisk trade, with punters nationwide studying <a href="http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/events/horse-racing" rel="nofollow">horse racing betting odds at William Hill</a> to try to pick a winner.\r\n\r\nRoyal Ascot is Britain’s richest race meeting, attracting the world’s best racehorses to compete for over £6.5 million in prize money. Many of the Ascot winners, such as Frankel, become household names.\r\n\r\nThe Queen loves the meeting, and enjoys the Royal Procession, when she rides down the track in her carriage to greet the crowds at the start of race day. A passionate horseracing enthusiast, she was delighted in 2013 when her own horse, Estimate, won the Gold Cup.\r\n\r\nNews of the race switch to Great Yarmouth is the second big Royal exclusive for the Suffolk Gazette, which recently revealed <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">The Queen was getting Framlingham Castle as a 90th birthday present</a> from the nation.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Royal Ascot moving to Great Yarmouth', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3818-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-10 12:34:57', '2016-06-10 12:34:57', '', 3818, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3818-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3822, 1, '2016-06-10 12:41:12', '2016-06-10 12:41:12', '<B>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\n\nRoyal Ascot is moving to Great Yarmouth racecourse to celebrate Norfolk\'s growing association with the Royal Family, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\n\nNext week\'s posh Ascot meeting will be the last to boast the \'Royal\' tag, as Royal Great Yarmouth takes over the reins from 2017.\n\n\n\nWith Prince William and Kate now living in Amner Hall in Norfolk, as well as The Queen having a country residence nearby at Sandringham, royal courtiers felt the Royal Ascot meeting made little sense anymore.\n\nThey plucked up the courage to tell Her Majesty - and to their amazement she was extremely taken with the idea of a more "down to earth" town like Yarmouth getting the high-profile sporting and society event.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/royal-ascot-queen-carriage.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/royal-ascot-queen-carriage.jpg" alt="royal ascot queen" width="640" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3819" /></a><i>The Queen enjoys the Royal Procession at Ascot every year</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe news was to have been officially announced after next week\'s Royal Ascot so it would not take away from the excitement of the meeting, or from the Queen\'s 90th birthday events this weekend.\n\nBut a disappointed Ascot insider has leaked the plans to the Suffolk Gazette.\n\n"This is dreadful. The meeting will go from posh to dross in no time at all," he told us.\n\nLocals we spoke to in Norfolk were, however, very excited and looking forward to asking Google what top hats and tails were. One man, Bubba Spuckler, 25, said: "I go racing with my sister and our five children, so this is good news. I don\'t have a top hat thing, but I have a top smock that I shall wear with pride."\n\nThe move to Great Yarmouth, which is more famous for its candyfloss and seaside attractions like Britannia Pier than it is for high society, will bring a tremendous financial boost to the poor town. Royal Great Yarmouth is expected to attract tens of thousands of well-heeled visitors to the resort as well as being broadcast to millions all over the world.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/britannia-pier-yarmouth-e1465561210880.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/britannia-pier-yarmouth-e1465561210880.jpg" alt="britannia pier yarmouth" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3820" /></a><i>Royal Great Yarmouth racegoers will enjoy the delights of Britannia Pier</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe last Royal Ascot begins on Tuesday with five races on the first day\'s card, starting with the Queen Anne Stakes over one mile. The meet goes all the way through to next Saturday when the Diamond Jubilee Stakes will top the bill. The Gold Cup is run on Thursday.\n\nBookies will be doing a brisk trade, with punters nationwide studying <a href="http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/events/horse-racing" rel="nofollow">horse racing betting odds at William Hill</a> to try to pick a winner.\n\nRoyal Ascot is Britain’s richest race meeting, attracting the world’s best racehorses to compete for over £6.5 million in prize money. Many of the Ascot winners, such as Frankel, become household names.\n\nThe Queen loves the meeting, and enjoys the Royal Procession, when she rides down the track in her carriage to greet the crowds at the start of race day. A passionate horseracing enthusiast, she was delighted in 2013 when her own horse, Estimate, won the Gold Cup.\n\nNews of the race switch to Great Yarmouth is the second big Royal exclusive for the Suffolk Gazette, which recently revealed <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">The Queen was getting Framlingham Castle as a 90th birthday present</a> from the nation.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Royal Ascot moving to Great Yarmouth', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3818-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-06-10 12:41:12', '2016-06-10 12:41:12', '', 3818, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3818-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3823, 1, '2016-06-10 12:39:51', '2016-06-10 12:39:51', '<B>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nRoyal Ascot is moving to Great Yarmouth racecourse to celebrate Norfolk\'s growing association with the Royal Family, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nNext week\'s posh Ascot meeting will be the last to boast the \'Royal\' tag, as Royal Great Yarmouth takes over the reins from 2017.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWith Prince William and Kate now living in Amner Hall in Norfolk, as well as The Queen having a country residence nearby at Sandringham, royal courtiers felt the Royal Ascot meeting made little sense anymore.\r\n\r\nThey plucked up the courage to tell Her Majesty - and to their amazement she was extremely taken with the idea of a more "down to earth" town like Yarmouth getting the high-profile sporting and society event.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/royal-ascot-queen-carriage.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/royal-ascot-queen-carriage.jpg" alt="royal ascot queen" width="640" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3819" /></a><i>The Queen enjoys the Royal Procession at Ascot every year</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news was to have been officially announced after next week\'s Royal Ascot so it would not take away from the excitement of the meeting, or from the Queen\'s 90th birthday events this weekend.\r\n\r\nBut a disappointed Ascot insider has leaked the plans to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"This is dreadful. The meeting will go from posh to dross in no time at all," he told us.\r\n\r\nLocals we spoke to in Norfolk were, however, very excited and looking forward to asking Google what top hats and tails were. One man, Bubba Spuckler, 25, said: "I go racing with my sister and our five children, so this is good news. I don\'t have a top hat thing, but I have a top smock that I shall wear with pride."\r\n\r\nThe move to Great Yarmouth, which is more famous for its candyfloss and seaside attractions like Britannia Pier than it is for high society, will bring a tremendous financial boost to the poor town. Royal Great Yarmouth is expected to attract tens of thousands of well-heeled visitors to the resort as well as being broadcast to millions all over the world.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/britannia-pier-yarmouth-e1465561210880.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/britannia-pier-yarmouth-e1465561210880.jpg" alt="britannia pier yarmouth" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3820" /></a><i>Royal Great Yarmouth racegoers will enjoy the delights of Britannia Pier</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe last Royal Ascot begins on Tuesday with five races on the first day\'s card, starting with the Queen Anne Stakes over one mile. The meet goes all the way through to next Saturday when the Diamond Jubilee Stakes will top the bill.\r\n\r\nBookies will be doing a brisk trade, with punters nationwide studying <a href="http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/events/horse-racing" rel="nofollow">horse racing betting odds at William Hill</a> to try to pick a winner.\r\n\r\nRoyal Ascot is Britain’s richest race meeting, attracting the world’s best racehorses to compete for over £6.5 million in prize money. Many of the Ascot winners, such as Frankel, become household names.\r\n\r\nThe Queen loves the meeting, and enjoys the Royal Procession, when she rides down the track in her carriage to greet the crowds at the start of race day. A passionate horseracing enthusiast, she was delighted in 2013 when her own horse, Estimate, won the Gold Cup.\r\n\r\nNews of the race switch to Great Yarmouth is the second big Royal exclusive for the Suffolk Gazette, which recently revealed <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">The Queen was getting Framlingham Castle as a 90th birthday present</a> from the nation.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Royal Ascot moving to Great Yarmouth', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3818-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-10 12:39:51', '2016-06-10 12:39:51', '', 3818, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3818-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3824, 1, '2016-06-10 12:41:52', '2016-06-10 12:41:52', '<B>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nRoyal Ascot is moving to Great Yarmouth racecourse to celebrate Norfolk\'s growing association with the Royal Family, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nNext week\'s posh Ascot meeting will be the last to boast the \'Royal\' tag, as Royal Great Yarmouth takes over the reins from 2017.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWith Prince William and Kate now living in Amner Hall in Norfolk, as well as The Queen having a country residence nearby at Sandringham, royal courtiers felt the Royal Ascot meeting made little sense anymore.\r\n\r\nThey plucked up the courage to tell Her Majesty - and to their amazement she was extremely taken with the idea of a more "down to earth" town like Yarmouth getting the high-profile sporting and society event.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/royal-ascot-queen-carriage.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/royal-ascot-queen-carriage.jpg" alt="royal ascot queen" width="640" height="382" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3819" /></a><i>The Queen enjoys the Royal Procession at Ascot every year</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe news was to have been officially announced after next week\'s Royal Ascot so it would not take away from the excitement of the meeting, or from the Queen\'s 90th birthday events this weekend.\r\n\r\nBut a disappointed Ascot insider has leaked the plans to the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\n"This is dreadful. The meeting will go from posh to dross in no time at all," he told us.\r\n\r\nLocals we spoke to in Norfolk were, however, very excited and looking forward to asking Google what top hats and tails were. One man, Bubba Spuckler, 25, said: "I go racing with my sister and our five children, so this is good news. I don\'t have a top hat thing, but I have a top smock that I shall wear with pride."\r\n\r\nThe move to Great Yarmouth, which is more famous for its candyfloss and seaside attractions like Britannia Pier than it is for high society, will bring a tremendous financial boost to the poor town. Royal Great Yarmouth is expected to attract tens of thousands of well-heeled visitors to the resort as well as being broadcast to millions all over the world.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/britannia-pier-yarmouth-e1465561210880.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/britannia-pier-yarmouth-e1465561210880.jpg" alt="britannia pier yarmouth" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3820" /></a><i>Royal Great Yarmouth racegoers will enjoy the delights of Britannia Pier</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe last Royal Ascot begins on Tuesday with five races on the first day\'s card, starting with the Queen Anne Stakes over one mile. The meet goes all the way through to next Saturday when the Diamond Jubilee Stakes will top the bill. The Gold Cup - Britain\'s most prestigious event for stayers - is run on Thursday.\r\n\r\nBookies will be doing a brisk trade, with punters nationwide already studying <a href="http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/events/horse-racing" rel="nofollow">horse racing betting odds at William Hill</a> to try to pick a winner.\r\n\r\nRoyal Ascot is Britain’s richest race meeting, attracting the world’s best racehorses to compete for over £6.5 million in prize money. Many of the Ascot winners, such as Frankel, become household names.\r\n\r\nThe Queen loves the meeting, and enjoys the Royal Procession, when she rides down the track in her carriage to greet the crowds at the start of race day. A passionate horseracing enthusiast, she was delighted in 2013 when her own horse, Estimate, won the Gold Cup.\r\n\r\nNews of the race switch to Great Yarmouth is the second big Royal exclusive for the Suffolk Gazette, which recently revealed <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">The Queen was getting Framlingham Castle as a 90th birthday present</a> from the nation.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Royal Ascot moving to Great Yarmouth', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3818-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-10 12:41:52', '2016-06-10 12:41:52', '', 3818, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3818-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3827, 1, '2016-06-11 09:27:03', '2016-06-11 09:27:03', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThe team behind a multi-million pound rebranding exercise for Suffolk tourism were astonished when the county council rejected their <i>Go Suffolk Yourself</i> theme.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficials deemed the phrase inappropriate and not in keeping with the county\'s rich history, and instead selected the more austere <i>Visit Suffolk</i> phrasing.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFancyDan PR spokesman Greg Phillips said: "I don\'t know what\'s Suffolking problem with it, to be quite honest.\r\n\r\n "It\'s Suffolking great place to grow up and raise a family. It\'s got the seaside, the countryside, markets to get your trinkets and doo dahs. I thought our logo summed that up perfectly."\r\n\r\nProject director Sally Hughes added: "I\'ve lived here my whole life and wouldn\'t change it for the world. There\'s Norfolking way I\'d want to leave."\r\n\r\nHadleigh-based FancyDan PR was chosen to work on the £2,000,000 rebrand after success on a similar project in Yorkshire and the Humber, where their <i>We Put The C*nt in Scunthorpe</i> tourism campaign won several national awards.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', '\'Go Suffolk Yourself\' rejected as new county slogan', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'go-suffolk-yourself', '', '', '2016-06-14 08:30:22', '2016-06-14 08:30:22', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3827', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3829, 1, '2016-06-11 09:25:08', '2016-06-11 09:25:08', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThe team behind a multi-million pound rebranding exercise for Suffolk tourism were astonished when the county council rejected their <i>Go Suffolk Yourself</i> theme.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficials deemed the phrase inappropriate and not in keeping with the county\'s history, and instead selected the more austere <i>Visit Suffolk</i> phrasing.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFancyDan PR spokesman Greg Phillips said: "I don\'t know what\'s Suffolking problem with it, to be quite honest.\r\n\r\n "It\'s Suffolking great place to grow up and raise a family. It\'s got the seaside, the countryside, markets to get your trinkets and doo dahs. I thought our logo summed that up perfectly."\r\n\r\nProject director Sally Hughes added: "I\'ve lived here my whole life and wouldn\'t change it for the world. There\'s Norfolking way I\'d want to leave."\r\n\r\nHadleigh-based FancyDan PR was chosen to work on the £2,000,000 rebrand after success on a similar project in Yorkshire and the Humber, where their <i>We Put The C*nt in Scunthorpe</i> tourism campaign won several national awards.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', '\'Go Suffolk Yourself\' rejected as new county slogan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3827-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-11 09:25:08', '2016-06-11 09:25:08', '', 3827, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3827-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3830, 1, '2016-06-11 09:27:03', '2016-06-11 09:27:03', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThe team behind a multi-million pound rebranding exercise for Suffolk tourism were astonished when the county council rejected their <i>Go Suffolk Yourself</i> theme.</b>\r\n\r\nOfficials deemed the phrase inappropriate and not in keeping with the county\'s rich history, and instead selected the more austere <i>Visit Suffolk</i> phrasing.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFancyDan PR spokesman Greg Phillips said: "I don\'t know what\'s Suffolking problem with it, to be quite honest.\r\n\r\n "It\'s Suffolking great place to grow up and raise a family. It\'s got the seaside, the countryside, markets to get your trinkets and doo dahs. I thought our logo summed that up perfectly."\r\n\r\nProject director Sally Hughes added: "I\'ve lived here my whole life and wouldn\'t change it for the world. There\'s Norfolking way I\'d want to leave."\r\n\r\nHadleigh-based FancyDan PR was chosen to work on the £2,000,000 rebrand after success on a similar project in Yorkshire and the Humber, where their <i>We Put The C*nt in Scunthorpe</i> tourism campaign won several national awards.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', '\'Go Suffolk Yourself\' rejected as new county slogan', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3827-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-11 09:27:03', '2016-06-11 09:27:03', '', 3827, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3827-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3837, 0, '2016-06-12 21:01:46', '2016-06-12 21:01:46', 'With the Aviva Women’s Cycle event passing through Worlingham on Wed 15 June, I wonder if a translation aid would assist Suffolk spectators along the lines of that provided in Yorkshire for the 2014 Tour de France?\r\n \r\nSadly, I cannot add the image here but will try on the Facebook page.\r\nTry:\r\nhttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=570972283024717&amp;set=a.442108562577757.1073741825.100003358525889&amp;type=3&amp;theater\r\nKeep up the great work!\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: John L Raybould\nAUTHOR EMAIL: majorpipe@hotmail.co.uk\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.190\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; John L Raybould\n    [2_Email] =&gt; majorpipe@hotmail.co.uk\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; With the Aviva Women’s Cycle event passing through Worlingham on Wed 15 June, I wonder if a translation aid would assist Suffolk spectators along the lines of that provided in Yorkshire for the 2014 Tour de France?\r\n \r\nSadly, I cannot add the image here but will try on the Facebook page.\r\nTry:\r\nhttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=570972283024717&amp;set=a.442108562577757.1073741825.100003358525889&amp;type=3&amp;theater\r\nKeep up the great work!\r\n\n)\n', 'John L Raybould - 2016-06-12 21:01:46', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8de6bf8ab2216cbe179ba858efd6db43', '', '', '2016-06-12 21:01:46', '2016-06-12 21:01:46', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3837', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3838, 1, '2016-06-14 08:29:40', '2016-06-14 08:29:40', '<strong>Sprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.</strong>\n\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\n\n\n\nFit as a fiddle, Mabel only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\n\nShe sad: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" /></a><i>Cheers: Mabel still enjoys six gins a day as she turns 100</i></center>Mabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even knows how many bottles she had got through in that time.\n\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I always have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every Wednesday from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started. That\'s quite an achievement!"\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMabel was married for 55 years to her childhood sweetheart Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even three great-grandchildren.\n\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G &amp; T," she said.\n\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, of Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Six gins a day is secret to long life says Mabel, 100', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'gin-secret-to-long-life', '', '', '2019-05-07 11:05:44', '2019-05-07 11:05:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3838', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3841, 1, '2016-06-14 08:18:54', '2016-06-14 08:18:54', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.</b>\r\n\r\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\r\n\r\n"I have two at lunchtime, one at teatime with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even guessed at how many bottles she had got through in that time.\r\n\r\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every week from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started!"\r\n\r\nMabel was married for 55 years to Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even 2 great-grandchildren.\r\n\r\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G & T," she said.\r\n\r\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3838-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-14 08:18:54', '2016-06-14 08:18:54', '', 3838, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3838-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3842, 1, '2016-06-14 08:29:13', '2016-06-14 08:29:13', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.</b>\r\n\r\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFit as a fiddle, Mabel only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\r\n\r\nShe sad: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a><i>Cheers: Mabel still enjoys six gins a day as she turns 100</center><i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even guessed at how many bottles she had got through in that time.\r\n\r\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I always have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every Wednesday from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started. That\'s quite an achievement!"\r\n\r\nMabel was married for 55 years to Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even three great-grandchildren.\r\n\r\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G & T," she said.\r\n\r\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Six gins a day is secret to long life says Mabel, 100', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3838-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-14 08:29:13', '2016-06-14 08:29:13', '', 3838, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3838-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3843, 1, '2016-06-14 08:31:29', '2016-06-14 08:31:29', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.</b>\r\n\r\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFit as a fiddle, Mabel only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\r\n\r\nShe sad: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a><i>Cheers: Mabel still enjoys six gins a day as she turns 100</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even guessed at how many bottles she had got through in that time.\r\n\r\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I always have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every Wednesday from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started. That\'s quite an achievement!"\r\n\r\nMabel was married for 55 years to Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even three great-grandchildren.\r\n\r\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G & T," she said.\r\n\r\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Six gins a day is secret to long life says Mabel, 100', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3838-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-14 08:31:29', '2016-06-14 08:31:29', '', 3838, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3838-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3844, 1, '2016-06-14 08:32:10', '2016-06-14 08:32:10', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.</b>\r\n\r\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFit as a fiddle, Mabel only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\r\n\r\nShe sad: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a><i>Cheers: Mabel still enjoys six gins a day as she turns 100</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even knows how many bottles she had got through in that time.\r\n\r\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I always have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every Wednesday from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started. That\'s quite an achievement!"\r\n\r\nMabel was married for 55 years to Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even three great-grandchildren.\r\n\r\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G & T," she said.\r\n\r\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Six gins a day is secret to long life says Mabel, 100', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3838-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-14 08:32:10', '2016-06-14 08:32:10', '', 3838, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3838-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3845, 1, '2016-06-14 08:32:46', '2016-06-14 08:32:46', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nSprightly centenarian Mabel Jackson says the secret to long life is drinking six gin and tonics a day.</b>\r\n\r\nAs she celebrated her 100th birthday with family and friends, Mabel raised her glass and predicted her favourite tipple would see her through years to come.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFit as a fiddle, Mabel only gave up smoking three years ago on doctors\' advice, but there was no way she was going to stop downing her favourite drink.\r\n\r\nShe sad: "I have two at lunchtime, one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting. I swear the gin keeps me young!"\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hundred-gin-and-tonic.jpg" alt="centenarian gin and tonic" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3839" /></a><i>Cheers: Mabel still enjoys six gins a day as she turns 100</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMabel, who lives in a residential home in Stowmarket in Suffolk, has been drinking gin for 82 years and even knows how many bottles she had got through in that time.\r\n\r\n"I worked it out one night when I couldn\'t get to sleep. Instead of counting sheep, I counted gins. You get around 35 measures in a bottle, so as I always have six a day it takes me around a week to get through a bottle. I know this because I buy one every Wednesday from the Co-Op. On that basis I buy 52 bottles a year, making 4,264 bottles since I started. That\'s quite an achievement!"\r\n\r\nMabel was married for 55 years to her childhood sweetheart Eric, a farm labourer from Wetherden, but he sadly died from liver disease in 1989. The couple had three children, and Mabel now enjoys visits from nine grandchildren and even three great-grandchildren.\r\n\r\n"It\'s lovely to see the young ones, but they are quite boisterous and once they\'ve gone I definitely need a G & T," she said.\r\n\r\nDaughter Mary Whiteside, 74, from Ipswich said: "Mum has always been a bit of a character. She loves a tipple, and to be honest it seems to have preserved her, like a good pickle."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Six gins a day is secret to long life says Mabel, 100', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3838-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-14 08:32:46', '2016-06-14 08:32:46', '', 3838, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3838-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3847, 1, '2016-06-14 08:10:39', '2016-06-14 08:10:39', '<strong>Just weeks after the outcry over a gorilla being shot when a toddler wandered into his enclosure, a similar debate has erupted right here in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Abbey Gardens in Bury St Edmunds has become the latest focus of attention for animal rights activists worldwide after the rough treatment of one of the town\'s star attractions.\r\n\r\nIt has emerged that Tarquin the grey squirrel, who resides near the park gates, was drop-kicked by a mother because he and his mates had cornered her terrified son.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWitnesses told how the toddler was waiting by the toilets for his mother when he was surrounded by the squirrels. She returned and promptly drop-kicked the nearest bushy–tailed assailant in the air.\r\n\r\nAngela Wortham was eating lunch with her family on the grass nearby when a dazed Tarquin landed in their picnic hamper. She said: "Tarquin is a gentle creature who was subjected to violence that was easily preventable. He limped away but thankfully he\'ll be okay."\r\n \r\nShe said if the toddler had given up his pink iced-finger to the hungry squirrels, the incident would never have happened.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tarquin-grey-squirrel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tarquin-grey-squirrel.jpg" alt="grey-squirrel" width="960" height="627" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3848" /></a><i>Flying squirrel: Tarquin seemed to have recovered yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nArthur McMillian, one of Bury’s leading animal rights activists, said that this was just another act of animal cruelty in Suffolk, coming weeks after the unfortunate seagull laxative incident in Lowestoft.\r\n \r\nSt Edmundsbury council said if visitors stopped feeding the squirrels then incidents like this would not happen again.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Bury St Edmunds hit by flying squirrel row', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'flying-squirrel-row', '', '', '2016-06-14 15:14:20', '2016-06-14 15:14:20', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3847', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3849, 1, '2016-06-14 15:08:55', '2016-06-14 15:08:55', '<strong>Just weeks after the outcry over a gorilla being shot when a toddler wandered into his enclosure, a similar debate has erupted right here in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Abbey Gardens in Bury St Edmunds has become the latest focus of attention for animal rights activists worldwide after the rough treatment of one of the town\'s star attractions.\r\n\r\nIt has emerged that Tarquin the grey squirrel, who resides near the park gates, was drop-kicked by a mother because he and his mates had cornered her terrified son.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWitnesses told how the toddler was waiting by the toilets for his mother when he was surrounded by the squirrels. She returned and promptly drop-kicked the nearest bushy–tailed assailant in the air.\r\n\r\nAngela Wortham was eating lunch with her family on the grass when a dazed Tarquin landed in their picnic hamper. She said: "Tarquin is a gentle creature who was subjected to violence that was easily preventable. He limped away but thankfully he\'ll be okay."\r\n \r\nShe said if the toddler had given up his pink iced-finger to the hungry squirrels, the incident would never have happened.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tarquin-grey-squirrel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tarquin-grey-squirrel.jpg" alt="grey-squirrel" width="960" height="627" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3848" /></a><i>Flying squirrel: Tarquin seemed to have recovered yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nArthur McMillian, one of Bury’s leading animal rights activists, said that this was just another act of animal cruelty in Suffolk, coming weeks after the unfortunate seagull laxative incident in Lowestoft.\r\n \r\nSt Edmundsbury council said if visitors stopped feeding the squirels then incidents like this would not happen again.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Bury St Edmunds hit by flying squirrel row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3847-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-14 15:08:55', '2016-06-14 15:08:55', '', 3847, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3847-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3850, 1, '2016-06-14 15:10:39', '2016-06-14 15:10:39', '<strong>Just weeks after the outcry over a gorilla being shot when a toddler wandered into his enclosure, a similar debate has erupted right here in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Abbey Gardens in Bury St Edmunds has become the latest focus of attention for animal rights activists worldwide after the rough treatment of one of the town\'s star attractions.\r\n\r\nIt has emerged that Tarquin the grey squirrel, who resides near the park gates, was drop-kicked by a mother because he and his mates had cornered her terrified son.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWitnesses told how the toddler was waiting by the toilets for his mother when he was surrounded by the squirrels. She returned and promptly drop-kicked the nearest bushy–tailed assailant in the air.\r\n\r\nAngela Wortham was eating lunch with her family on the grass when a dazed Tarquin landed in their picnic hamper. She said: "Tarquin is a gentle creature who was subjected to violence that was easily preventable. He limped away but thankfully he\'ll be okay."\r\n \r\nShe said if the toddler had given up his pink iced-finger to the hungry squirrels, the incident would never have happened.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tarquin-grey-squirrel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tarquin-grey-squirrel.jpg" alt="grey-squirrel" width="960" height="627" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3848" /></a><i>Flying squirrel: Tarquin seemed to have recovered yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nArthur McMillian, one of Bury’s leading animal rights activists, said that this was just another act of animal cruelty in Suffolk, coming weeks after the unfortunate seagull laxative incident in Lowestoft.\r\n \r\nSt Edmundsbury council said if visitors stopped feeding the squirrels then incidents like this would not happen again.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Bury St Edmunds hit by flying squirrel row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3847-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-14 15:10:39', '2016-06-14 15:10:39', '', 3847, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3847-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3851, 1, '2016-06-14 15:14:20', '2016-06-14 15:14:20', '<strong>Just weeks after the outcry over a gorilla being shot when a toddler wandered into his enclosure, a similar debate has erupted right here in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Abbey Gardens in Bury St Edmunds has become the latest focus of attention for animal rights activists worldwide after the rough treatment of one of the town\'s star attractions.\r\n\r\nIt has emerged that Tarquin the grey squirrel, who resides near the park gates, was drop-kicked by a mother because he and his mates had cornered her terrified son.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWitnesses told how the toddler was waiting by the toilets for his mother when he was surrounded by the squirrels. She returned and promptly drop-kicked the nearest bushy–tailed assailant in the air.\r\n\r\nAngela Wortham was eating lunch with her family on the grass nearby when a dazed Tarquin landed in their picnic hamper. She said: "Tarquin is a gentle creature who was subjected to violence that was easily preventable. He limped away but thankfully he\'ll be okay."\r\n \r\nShe said if the toddler had given up his pink iced-finger to the hungry squirrels, the incident would never have happened.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tarquin-grey-squirrel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tarquin-grey-squirrel.jpg" alt="grey-squirrel" width="960" height="627" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3848" /></a><i>Flying squirrel: Tarquin seemed to have recovered yesterday</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nArthur McMillian, one of Bury’s leading animal rights activists, said that this was just another act of animal cruelty in Suffolk, coming weeks after the unfortunate seagull laxative incident in Lowestoft.\r\n \r\nSt Edmundsbury council said if visitors stopped feeding the squirrels then incidents like this would not happen again.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Bury St Edmunds hit by flying squirrel row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3847-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-14 15:14:20', '2016-06-14 15:14:20', '', 3847, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3847-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3852, 1, '2016-06-14 15:16:21', '2016-06-14 15:16:21', '<strong>Just weeks after the outcry over a gorilla being shot when a toddler wandered into his enclosure, a similar debate has erupted right here in Suffolk.</strong>\n\nThe Abbey Gardens in Bury St Edmunds has become the latest focus of attention for animal rights activists worldwide after the rough treatment of one of the town\'s star attractions.\n\nIt has emerged that Tarquin the grey squirrel, who resides near the park gates, was drop-kicked by a mother because he and his mates had cornered her terrified son.\n\n\n\nWitnesses told how the toddler was waiting by the toilets for his mother when he was surrounded by the squirrels. She returned and promptly drop-kicked the nearest bushy–tailed assailant in the air.\n\nAngela Wortham was eating lunch with her family on the grass nearby when a dazed Tarquin landed in their picnic hamper. She said: "Tarquin is a gentle creature who was subjected to violence that was easily preventable. He limped away but thankfully he\'ll be okay."\n \nShe said if the toddler had given up his pink iced-finger to the hungry squirrels, the incident would never have happened.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tarquin-grey-squirrel.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tarquin-grey-squirrel.jpg" alt="grey-squirrel" width="960" height="627" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3848" /></a><i>Flying squirrel: Tarquin seemed to have recovered yesterday</center></i><br><br>\n\nArthur McMillian, one of Bury’s leading animal rights activists, said that this was just another act of animal cruelty in Suffolk, coming weeks after the unfortunate seagull laxative incident in Lowestoft.\n \nSt Edmundsbury council said if visitors stopped feeding the squirrels then incidents like this would not happen again.\n\n\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Bury St Edmunds hit by flying squirrel row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3847-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-06-14 15:16:21', '2016-06-14 15:16:21', '', 3847, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3847-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3855, 1, '2016-06-15 09:03:57', '2016-06-15 09:03:57', '<b>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nAn angry motorist complained today that a group of cyclists were hogging the roads in north Suffolk with no thought for the safety of other road users.</b>\r\n\r\nThe car driver told how the "bloody idiots" were riding two or even three abreast, and did not even bother using a cycle path built especially for them at great expense.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe watched in a rage as they completely ignored the Highway Code and roared through red lights and pedestrian crossings at great speed.\r\n\r\nAnd he said none of them paid insurance - yet were "racing around in their stupid lycra outfits trying to look like the professionals they see on TV".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/womens-cycling-tour.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/womens-cycling-tour.jpg" alt="womens cycling tour" width="1024" height="682" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3856" /></a><i>Cyclists were out in force in north Suffolk today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe driver, who asked not to be named for fear of looking completely stupid, said: "I pay road tax to use my car on the roads, and these people don\'t pay a penny yet think they can ride around for free at my expense.\r\n\r\n"They are a menace and a danger to themselves and others. The roads were originally built for cars, not bicycles.\r\n\r\n"But I could not get anywhere in north Suffolk today because there were cyclists riding around in a large group getting in my way."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the first stage of the prestigious annual Aviva Women\'s Tour cycling race kicked off in Southwold today, taking in parts of north Suffolk before finishing in Norwich. Tens of thousands lined route to cheer on the riders in an exciting event which brings huge amounts of cash to the region.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Motorist furious as cyclists take over road', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'cyclists-womens-cycling-tour', '', '', '2016-06-20 21:05:27', '2016-06-20 21:05:27', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=3855', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3857, 1, '2016-06-15 09:03:57', '2016-06-15 09:03:57', '<b>By Bernie Legg, Cycling Correspondent\r\n\r\nAn angry motorist complained today that a group of cyclists were hogging the roads in north Suffolk with no thought for the safety of other road users.</b>\r\n\r\nThe car driver told how the "bloody idiots" were riding two or even three abreast, and did not even bother using a cycle path built especially for them at great expense.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe watched in a rage as they completely ignored the Highway Code and roared through red lights and pedestrian crossings at great speed.\r\n\r\nAnd he said none of them paid insurance - yet were "racing around in their stupid lycra outfits trying to look like the professionals they see on TV".\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/womens-cycling-tour.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/womens-cycling-tour.jpg" alt="womens cycling tour" width="1024" height="682" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3856" /></a><i>Cyclists were out in force in north Suffolk today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe driver, who asked not to be named for fear of looking completely stupid, said: "I pay road tax to use my car on the roads, and these people don\'t pay a penny yet think they can ride around for free at my expense.\r\n\r\n"They are a menace and a danger to themselves and others. The roads were originally built for cars, not bicycles.\r\n\r\n"But I could not get anywhere in north Suffolk today because there were cyclists riding around in a large group getting in my way."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the first stage of the prestigious annual Aviva Women\'s Tour cycling race kicked off in Southwold today, taking in parts of north Suffolk before finishing in Norwich. Tens of thousands lined route to cheer on the riders in an exciting event which brings huge amounts of cash to the region.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'Motorist furious as cyclists take over road', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3855-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-06-15 09:03:57', '2016-06-15 09:03:57', '', 3855, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3855-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3860, 0, '2016-06-17 10:07:11', '2016-06-17 10:07:11', 'Hi there. \r\n\r\nMy name is Marie, I work for 31Dover.com, the UK\'s leading online drinks vendor. We\'ve just read your article about Mabel Jackson who drinks 6 gins a day and it\'s her secret to a long life. We\'d love to send her a complimentary gift range of gins as we loved reading her story so much. \r\n\r\nhttp://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gin-secret-to-long-life/\r\n\r\nWould you therefore happen to have the name of the care home she is resident at so we can post this to her? Any help would be greatly appreciated. \r\n\r\nMany Thanks, \r\nMarie\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Marie\nAUTHOR EMAIL: marie@31dover.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.99.19\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Marie\n    [2_Email] =&gt; marie@31dover.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi there. \r\n\r\nMy name is Marie, I work for 31Dover.com, the UK\'s leading online drinks vendor. We\'ve just read your article about Mabel Jackson who drinks 6 gins a day and it\'s her secret to a long life. We\'d love to send her a complimentary gift range of gins as we loved reading her story so much. \r\n\r\nhttp://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gin-secret-to-long-life/\r\n\r\nWould you therefore happen to have the name of the care home she is resident at so we can post this to her? Any help would be greatly appreciated. \r\n\r\nMany Thanks, \r\nMarie\n)\n', 'Marie - 2016-06-17 10:07:11', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'd15992d5ae15fbb63347685a17d38ebe', '', '', '2016-06-17 10:07:11', '2016-06-17 10:07:11', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=3860', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3862, 1, '2016-06-20 21:00:49', '2016-06-20 21:00:49', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>What a tumultuous week we have ahead of us! So many things to decide upon.</b>\r\n\r\nDo I go OUT and pull some nettles up, or stay IN with a few large gins and watch England lose the football?\r\n\r\nDo I go OUT for a nice big Chinese or have one to eat IN?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf it all goes pear-shaped in the EU Referendum and we are looking at years of economic gloom, you may need my tips for skinflint gardeners.\r\n\r\nI grow lots of plants from seeds from the Asian cookery shops. Instead of paying £2.99 for a quarter of a teaspoon of seeds in a fancy packet from the garden centre, get bloody great bags for between a fiver and a tenner and use them for cooking and growing.\r\n\r\nSimply buy wholeseeds of the following: coriander, fennel, fenugreek, linseed, dill, mustard, white and blue poppy, sunflower, pumpkin, cumin. You will probably have some of these in the cupboard for knocking up Britain’s most traditional meal, Chicken Tikka Masala.\r\n\r\nOk, the pumpkin may not end up to  be of carriageable quality but you’re not dating Cinderella and her ugly sisters.\r\n\r\nI like big bags of those little black bits you get in naan bread. No not the mouse droppings, the other crunchy aromatic bits. They are called Kalonji or black onion seeds, also known when they flower as love-in-a-mist or Nigella.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-seeds-1-e1466455236885.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-seeds-1-e1466455236885.jpg" alt="nigella seeds" width="300" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3864" /></a><i>Nigella: uncultivated variety</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThey grow into lovely little flowers, not as big as the cultivated garden seeds but a nice tangly little thing.\r\n\r\nAnd who, among my male readers, wouldn’t like to find Nigella swaying in their long grass?\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-lawson.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nigella-lawson.jpg" alt="nigella lawson" width="480" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3866" /></a><i>Nigella: cultivated variety</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIf you buy some tomatoes you particularly like, cut one in half and shove it in some compost. Do the same with a single clove of garlic and you’ll always have a supply to keep Dracula from giving you a love bite.\r\n\r\nOf course, not everything in the kitchen cupboard will grow into what it says. I never did manage to grow a Carnation from a tin of milk.\r\n\r\nTo plant your seeds, just sprinkle a selection into a food bag, then why not get stuck into a bottle of Prosecco? Take a haphazard wobbly walk around the garden or allotment, singing “Agadoo-doo-doo shake pineapple from the tree,” just chuck them around, or in between the “proper plants”  and  hope they take. If you’re really pissed, do it in the rain so they get washed in a bit and make a good start.\r\n\r\nI don’t want to put Suffolk’s famous potato farmer Maurice Piper out of a job but you can even grow spuds from the peelings if they have “eyes” beginning to sprout from them.\r\n\r\nIf you “grow on” herbs from the supermarket, as I told you last week, do remember that mint is extremely invasive so you should trap the roots in a container. The one in my photo is ideal.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-gazette-mug-mint-e1466455864476.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/suffolk-gazette-mug-mint-e1466455864476.jpg" alt="mint in suffolk gazette mug" width="500" height="667" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3867" /></a><i>Mint can be kept in a precious family heirloom cup</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThis week my husband bought me a new deluxe Garden kneeler. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who likes to get down and dirty in the garden without hurting themselves with pebbles or getting aching limbs. He bought it from Wyevale’s, from the Monica Lewinksy range. It’s also handy when pulling out weeds, and can be turned the other way if you want a stool for a sit down and quick swig of Adnams.\r\n\r\nWith all this rain there is little you can do in the garden, but the damp soil will make it easy to pull out those nettle and thistles.\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this wet week</b>\r\n\r\n* Get the Tesco man to delivery a fridgeful of wine and beer and plenty of ice cream and lollies for that glorious moment when the weather changes and you are sunbathing, praying for a shower.\r\n\r\n* Find your mac so you can be ready to vote on Thursday.\r\n\r\n* Have a bet on Brexit or Remain online without even braving the shower.\r\n\r\n* Nip to the greenhouse or shed and plant some wallflower seeds to go outside in the autumn.\r\n\r\n<b>Answers to your problems</b>\r\n\r\n* Mr S Y: Stick to the lupins. You can’t GROW a Schengen border in the garden. It is something to do with EU borders, not bedding plants.\r\n\r\n* Mr R S from Halesworth: Your wife is right. You should always wipe your tool before putting it away.\r\n\r\n* Mrs J T from Finborough: Now is the time to harvest your rhubarb. Otherwise all you have to look forward to is an old woody stalk. Most people have a big run on rhubarb at the moment.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! Please remember to leave a great review!</i>', 'In or out? 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (3865, 1, '2016-06-20 20:41:57', '2016-06-20 20:41:57', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br>\r\n\r\n<b>What a tumultuous week we have ahead of us! So many things to decide upon.</b>\r\n\r\nDo I go OUT and pull some nettles up, or stay IN with a few large gins and watch England lose the football?\r\n\r\nDo I go OUT for a nice big Chinese or have one to eat IN?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf it all goes pear-shaped in the EU Referendum and we are looking at years of economic gloom, you may need my tips for skinflint gardeners.\r\n\r\nI grow lots of plants from seeds from the Asian cookery shops. Instead of paying £2.99 for a quarter of a teaspoon of seeds in a fancy packet from the garden centre, get bloody great bags for between a fiver and a tenner and use them for cooking and growing.\r\n\r\nSimply buy wholeseeds of the following: coriander, fennel, fenugreek, linseed, dill, mustard, white and blue poppy, sunflower, pumpkin, cumin. You will probably have some of these in the cupboard for knocking up Britain’s most traditional meal, Chicken Tikka Masala.\r\n\r\nOk, the pumpkin may not end up to  be of carriageable quality but you’re not dating Cinderella and her ugly sisters.\r\n\r\nI like big bags of those little black bits you get in naan bread. No not the mouse droppings, the other crunchy aromatic bits. They are called Kalonji or black onion seeds, also known when they flower as love-in-a-mist or Nigella.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey grow into lovely little flowers, not as big as the cultivated garden seeds but a nice tangly little thing. (see photo)\r\n\r\nAnd who, among my male readers, wouldn’t like to find Nigella swaying in their long grass?\r\n\r\nIf you buy some tomatoes you particularly like, cut one in half and shove it in some compost. Do the same with a single clove of garlic and you’ll always have a supply to keep Dracula from giving you a love bite.\r\n\r\nOf course, not everything in the kitchen cupboard will grow into what it says. I never did manage to grow a Carnation from a tin of milk.\r\n\r\nTo plant your seeds, just sprinkle a selection into a food bag, then why not get stuck into a bottle of Prosecco? Take a haphazard wobbly walk around the garden or allotment, singing “Agadoo-doo-doo shake pineapple from the tree,” just chuck them around, or in between the “proper plants”  and  hope they take. If you’re really pissed, do it in the rain so they get washed in a bit and make a good start.\r\n\r\nI don’t want to put Suffolk’s famous potato farmer Maurice Piper out of a job but you can even grow spuds from the peelings if they have “eyes” beginning to sprout from them.\r\n\r\nIf you “grow on” herbs from the supermarket, as I told you last week, do remember that mint is extremely invasive so you should trap the roots in a container. The one in my photo is ideal. (suff gaz mug)\r\n\r\nThis week my husband bought me a new deluxe Garden kneeler. (photo) It’s the perfect gift for anyone who likes to get down and dirty in the garden without hurting themselves with pebbles or getting aching limbs. He bought it from Wyevale’s, from the Monica Lewinksy range. It’s also handy when pulling out weeds, and can be turned the other way if you want a stool for a sit down and quick swig of Adnams.\r\n\r\nWith all this rain there is little you can do in the garden, but the damp soil will make it easy to pull out those nettle and thistles.\r\n\r\nJobs to do this wet week:\r\n\r\n*Get the Tesco man to delivery a fridgeful of wine and beer and plenty of ice cream and lollies for that glorious moment when the weather changes and you are sunbathing, praying for a shower.\r\n\r\n*Find your mac so you can be ready to vote on Thursday.\r\n\r\n*Have a bet on Brexit or Remain online without even braving the shower.\r\n\r\n*Nip to the greenhouse or shed and plant some wallflower seeds to go outside in the autumn.\r\n\r\nAnd now the answers to your problems:\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n*Mr S Y: Stick to the lupins. You can’t GROW a Schengen border in the garden. It is something to do with EU borders, not bedding plants.\r\n\r\n*Mr R S from Halesworth: Your wife is right. You should always wipe your tool before putting it away.\r\n\r\n*Mrs J T from Finborough:  Now is the time to harvest your rhubarb. Otherwise all you have to look forward to is an old woody stalk. Most people have a big run on rhubarb at the moment.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<i>Visit our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-gazette-store/">Suffolk Gazette store</a>, or get our book on Kindle now! <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/You-Couldnt-Make-Up-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B01F29J9MS?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0" target="_blank">You Couldn\'t Make It Up, 50 Hilarious Stories From The Suffolk Gazette</a> is a BARGAIN! 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