INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8793, 1, '2018-04-18 08:42:53', '2018-04-18 08:42:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg" alt="Audi style coffee in Waitrose" width="719" height="509" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8789" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Posh yummy mummies can now get their free Waitrose coffee emblazoned with the logo of their Audi car.</strong>\r\n\r\nExecutives at the middle class supermarket spotted the easy way to appeal to their snobby customers\' vanity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWaitrose stores across the country offer free coffees for shoppers, who are clearly so important and busy that they have to multi-task during the weekly shop.\r\n\r\nNow bosses say sticking the four-ringed Audi car logo on top of the coffee leaves shoppers beaming with pride.\r\n\r\nNearly <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-audi/">every car in the Waitrose car park is an Audi</a>, with every driver trying to park their pride and joy in a space as close to the store entrance as possible.\r\n\r\nThen, after paying up with their gold credit cards at the till, they tell miserable child Tarquin or Cordelia loudly, so every around can hear: "Come on, daaahling, let\'s get all of this loaded in the <strong>AUDI</strong>."\r\n\r\nA Waitrose executive said: "Our middle-class customers love their middle-class Audis. We already serve them free middle-class coffee while they shop, so it makes sense to add the Audi logo on top.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t appear to drink the coffee anymore, however, but instead simply walk around with it so everyone can see they have an Audi coffee."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShopping expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said that although <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/yummy-mummies/">yummy mummies love coffee</a>, she did not expect the coffee stunt to catch on with other stores.\r\n\r\n"I cannot imagine <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">Lidl</a> or Aldi giving out free coffee with the Vauxhall logo on, or maybe an image of a police car.\r\n\r\n"But my sources tell me B&M are looking at putting a mobility scooter design on their coffee."\r\n\r\n * * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Waitrose puts Audi logo on posh customer\'s free coffee', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8788-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-18 08:42:53', '2018-04-18 08:42:53', '', 8788, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8788-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8794, 1, '2018-04-18 08:44:36', '2018-04-18 08:44:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg" alt="Audi style coffee in Waitrose" width="719" height="509" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8789" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Posh yummy mummies can now get their free Waitrose coffee emblazoned with the logo of their Audi car.</strong>\r\n\r\nExecutives at the middle class supermarket spotted the easy way to appeal to their snobby customers\' vanity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWaitrose stores across the country offer free coffees for shoppers, who are clearly so important and busy that they have to multi-task during the weekly shop.\r\n\r\nNow bosses say sticking the four-ringed Audi car logo on top of the coffee leaves shoppers beaming with pride.\r\n\r\nNearly <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-audi/">every car in the Waitrose car park is an Audi</a>, with every driver trying to park their pride and joy in a space as close to the store entrance as possible.\r\n\r\nThen, after paying up with their gold credit cards at the till, they tell miserable child Tarquin or Cordelia loudly, so everyone within twenty feet can hear: "Come on, daaahling, let\'s get all of this loaded in the <strong>AUDI</strong>."\r\n\r\nA Waitrose executive said: "Our middle-class customers love their middle-class Audis. We already serve them free middle-class coffee while they shop, so it makes sense to add the Audi logo on top.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t appear to drink the coffee anymore, however, but instead simply walk around with it so everyone can see they have an Audi coffee."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShopping expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said that although <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/yummy-mummies/">yummy mummies love coffee</a>, she did not expect the coffee stunt to catch on with other stores.\r\n\r\n"I cannot imagine <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">Lidl</a> or Aldi giving out free coffee with the Vauxhall logo on, or maybe an image of a police car.\r\n\r\n"But my sources tell me B&M are looking at putting a mobility scooter design on their coffee."\r\n\r\n * * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Waitrose puts Audi logo on posh customer\'s free coffee', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8788-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-18 08:44:36', '2018-04-18 08:44:36', '', 8788, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8788-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8795, 1, '2018-04-18 08:46:49', '2018-04-18 08:46:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/waitrose-audi-coffee.jpg" alt="Audi style coffee in Waitrose" width="719" height="509" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8789" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Posh yummy mummies can now get their free Waitrose coffee emblazoned with the logo of their Audi car.</strong>\r\n\r\nExecutives at the middle class supermarket spotted the easy way to appeal to their snobby customers\' vanity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWaitrose stores across the country offer free coffees for shoppers, who are clearly so important and busy that they have to multi-task during the weekly shop.\r\n\r\nNow bosses say sticking the four-ringed Audi car logo on top of the coffee leaves shoppers beaming with pride.\r\n\r\nNearly <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-audi/">every car in the Waitrose car park is an Audi</a>, with every driver trying to park their pride and joy in a space as close to the store entrance as possible.\r\n\r\nThen, after paying up with their gold credit cards at the till, they tell miserable child Tarquin or Cordelia loudly, so everyone within twenty feet can hear: "Come on, daaahling, let\'s get all of this loaded in the <strong>AUDI</strong>."\r\n\r\nA Waitrose executive said: "Our middle-class customers love their middle-class Audis. We already serve them free middle-class coffee while they shop, so it makes sense to add the Audi logo on top.\r\n\r\n"They don\'t appear to drink the coffee anymore, however, but instead simply walk around with it so everyone can see they have an Audi coffee."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShopping expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said that although <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/yummy-mummies/">yummy mummies love coffee</a>, she did not expect the coffee stunt to catch on with other stores.\r\n\r\n"I cannot imagine <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/lidl-middle-class/">Lidl</a> or Aldi giving out free coffee with the Vauxhall logo on, or maybe an image of a police car.\r\n\r\n"But my sources tell me B&M are looking at putting a mobility scooter design on their coffee."\r\n\r\n * * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Waitrose puts Audi logo on posh customers\' free coffee', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8788-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-18 08:46:49', '2018-04-18 08:46:49', '', 8788, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8788-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8797, 1, '2018-04-19 10:19:14', '2018-04-19 10:19:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg" alt="hot summer day" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8798" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The weird bloke at work has failed to mention anything about today\'s hot, sunny weather, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 47, said "good morning" to his colleagues and sat down at his desk without saying another thing.\r\n\r\n"Not even a, \'I\'d rather be outside than stuck in here\' quip," said astonished co-worker Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe confirmed everyone else in her office in Woodbridge, Suffolk mentioned how warm it was even at 8.30 in the morning.\r\n\r\n"Even Derek in accounts said something like, \'Summer is here at last\'," she explained.\r\n\r\n"But Walshe is a bit of a weirdo.\r\n\r\n"He just sat down and didn\'t speak again for an hour - and only then to see if anyone had borrowed his stapler."\r\n\r\nNormal office workers have been busy having conversations about the weather all day - it\'s almost as though it were an excuse not to do any work.\r\n\r\nBritain was basking in temperatures of up to 26 degrees today, giving normal people the perfect opportunity to talk about the weather.\r\n\r\nThe whole country was expected to leave their offices at lunchtime and crowd on to a tiny patch of grass in order to eat their lunch.\r\n\r\nBut weather experts say people should take precautions, even if it is "such a nice change to see the sun".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather spokesman Gale Fawcett said: "<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">Gingers in particular should keep out of the sun.</a>"\r\n\r\nUnbelievable, some people are already complaining that it is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/getting-too-hot/">getting too hot</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Weirdo at work fails to mention the weather', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'weirdo-at-work', '', '', '2018-04-19 11:35:13', '2018-04-19 11:35:13', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8797', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8799, 1, '2018-04-19 10:18:31', '2018-04-19 10:18:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg" alt="hot summer day" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8798" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The weird bloke at work has failed to mention anything about today\'s hot, sunny weather, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 47, said "good morning" to his colleagues and sat down at his desk without saying another thing.\r\n\r\n"Not even a, \'I\'d rather be outside than stuck in here\' quip," said astonished co-worker Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe confirmed everyone else in her office in Woodbridge, Suffolk mentioned how warm it was even at 8.30 in the morning.\r\n\r\n"Even Derek in accounts said something like, \'Summer is here at last\'," she explained.\r\n\r\n"But Walshe is a bit of a weirdo.\r\n\r\n"He just sat down and didn\'t speak again for an hour - and only then to see if anyone had borrowed his stapler."\r\n\r\nBritain was basking in temperatures of up to 26 degrees today, giving normal people the perfect opportunity to talk about the weather.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe whole country was expected to leave their offices at lunchtime and crowd on to a tiny patch of grass in order to eat their lunch.\r\n\r\nBut weather experts say people should take precautions, even if it is "such a nice change to see the sun".\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather spokesman Gale Fawcett said: "<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">Gingers in particular should keep out of the sun.</a>"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Weirdo at work fails to mention the weather', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8797-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-19 10:18:31', '2018-04-19 10:18:31', '', 8797, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8797-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8800, 1, '2018-04-19 10:20:32', '2018-04-19 10:20:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg" alt="hot summer day" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8798" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The weird bloke at work has failed to mention anything about today\'s hot, sunny weather, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 47, said "good morning" to his colleagues and sat down at his desk without saying another thing.\r\n\r\n"Not even a, \'I\'d rather be outside than stuck in here\' quip," said astonished co-worker Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe confirmed everyone else in her office in Woodbridge, Suffolk mentioned how warm it was even at 8.30 in the morning.\r\n\r\n"Even Derek in accounts said something like, \'Summer is here at last\'," she explained.\r\n\r\n"But Walshe is a bit of a weirdo.\r\n\r\n"He just sat down and didn\'t speak again for an hour - and only then to see if anyone had borrowed his stapler."\r\n\r\nBritain was basking in temperatures of up to 26 degrees today, giving normal people the perfect opportunity to talk about the weather.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe whole country was expected to leave their offices at lunchtime and crowd on to a tiny patch of grass in order to eat their lunch.\r\n\r\nBut weather experts say people should take precautions, even if it is "such a nice change to see the sun".\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather spokesman Gale Fawcett said: "<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">Gingers in particular should keep out of the sun.</a>"\r\n\r\nUnbelievable, some people are already complaining that it is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/getting-too-hot/">getting too hot</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Weirdo at work fails to mention the weather', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8797-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-19 10:20:32', '2018-04-19 10:20:32', '', 8797, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8797-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8801, 1, '2018-04-19 10:21:25', '2018-04-19 10:21:25', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg" alt="hot summer day" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8798" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The weird bloke at work has failed to mention anything about today\'s hot, sunny weather, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 47, said "good morning" to his colleagues and sat down at his desk without saying another thing.\r\n\r\n"Not even a, \'I\'d rather be outside than stuck in here\' quip," said astonished co-worker Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe confirmed everyone else in her office in Woodbridge, Suffolk mentioned how warm it was even at 8.30 in the morning.\r\n\r\n"Even Derek in accounts said something like, \'Summer is here at last\'," she explained.\r\n\r\n"But Walshe is a bit of a weirdo.\r\n\r\n"He just sat down and didn\'t speak again for an hour - and only then to see if anyone had borrowed his stapler."\r\n\r\nBritain was basking in temperatures of up to 26 degrees today, giving normal people the perfect opportunity to talk about the weather.\r\n\r\nThe whole country was expected to leave their offices at lunchtime and crowd on to a tiny patch of grass in order to eat their lunch.\r\n\r\nBut weather experts say people should take precautions, even if it is "such a nice change to see the sun".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather spokesman Gale Fawcett said: "<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">Gingers in particular should keep out of the sun.</a>"\r\n\r\nUnbelievable, some people are already complaining that it is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/getting-too-hot/">getting too hot</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Weirdo at work fails to mention the weather', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8797-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-19 10:21:25', '2018-04-19 10:21:25', '', 8797, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8797-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8802, 1, '2018-04-19 11:34:28', '2018-04-19 11:34:28', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg" alt="hot summer day" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8798" /></a>\n\n<strong>The weird bloke at work has failed to mention anything about today\'s hot, sunny weather, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nSteve Walshe, 47, said "good morning" to his colleagues and sat down at his desk without saying another thing.\n\n"Not even a, \'I\'d rather be outside than stuck in here\' quip," said astonished co-worker Lorraine Fisher, 34.\n\n\n\nShe confirmed everyone else in her office in Woodbridge, Suffolk mentioned how warm it was even at 8.30 in the morning.\n\n"Even Derek in accounts said something like, \'Summer is here at last\'," she explained.\n\n"But Walshe is a bit of a weirdo.\n\n"He just sat down and didn\'t speak again for an hour - and only then to see if anyone had borrowed his stapler."\n\nNormal office workers have been busy having conversations abou t\n\nBritain was basking in temperatures of up to 26 degrees today, giving normal people the perfect opportunity to talk about the weather.\n\nThe whole country was expected to leave their offices at lunchtime and crowd on to a tiny patch of grass in order to eat their lunch.\n\nBut weather experts say people should take precautions, even if it is "such a nice change to see the sun".\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSuffolk Gazette weather spokesman Gale Fawcett said: "<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">Gingers in particular should keep out of the sun.</a>"\n\nUnbelievable, some people are already complaining that it is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/getting-too-hot/">getting too hot</a>.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Weirdo at work fails to mention the weather', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8797-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-19 11:34:28', '2018-04-19 11:34:28', '', 8797, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8797-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8803, 1, '2018-04-19 11:35:13', '2018-04-19 11:35:13', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/weather.jpg" alt="hot summer day" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8798" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The weird bloke at work has failed to mention anything about today\'s hot, sunny weather, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, 47, said "good morning" to his colleagues and sat down at his desk without saying another thing.\r\n\r\n"Not even a, \'I\'d rather be outside than stuck in here\' quip," said astonished co-worker Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe confirmed everyone else in her office in Woodbridge, Suffolk mentioned how warm it was even at 8.30 in the morning.\r\n\r\n"Even Derek in accounts said something like, \'Summer is here at last\'," she explained.\r\n\r\n"But Walshe is a bit of a weirdo.\r\n\r\n"He just sat down and didn\'t speak again for an hour - and only then to see if anyone had borrowed his stapler."\r\n\r\nNormal office workers have been busy having conversations about the weather all day - it\'s almost as though it were an excuse not to do any work.\r\n\r\nBritain was basking in temperatures of up to 26 degrees today, giving normal people the perfect opportunity to talk about the weather.\r\n\r\nThe whole country was expected to leave their offices at lunchtime and crowd on to a tiny patch of grass in order to eat their lunch.\r\n\r\nBut weather experts say people should take precautions, even if it is "such a nice change to see the sun".\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather spokesman Gale Fawcett said: "<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/gingers-heat-wave/">Gingers in particular should keep out of the sun.</a>"\r\n\r\nUnbelievable, some people are already complaining that it is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/getting-too-hot/">getting too hot</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Weirdo at work fails to mention the weather', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8797-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-19 11:35:13', '2018-04-19 11:35:13', '', 8797, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8797-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8804, 1, '2018-04-20 09:26:49', '2018-04-20 09:26:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg" alt="PiggyBack Bandits" width="956" height="595" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8805" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are appealing for help in the hunt for Alan "Porkie" Jenkins, leader of the notorious PiggyBack Bandits gang.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe outlaws have brought terror to north Suffolk for years, committing violent highway robberies before escaping across fields riding on the back of their pigs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDetectives say new information has uncovered Jenkins as the brutal leader of the gang, which is thought to be responsible for 73 robberies on the A12 and A143 in the past four years alone.\r\n\r\nThe gang, normally consisting of three men on pigs, hide in bushes by the side of the road and pounce on unwary cyclists as they pass by.\r\n\r\nPhones, wallets and watches are then snatched before the robbers turn tail and trot away.\r\n\r\nViolent leader Jenkins, who is believed to have moved to Suffolk from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/videos/norfolk-gangnam-style/">Norfolk</a>, is also wanted for burning down a village hall in Botesdale, beating up a pub landlord in Rickinghall, and attempting to bribe a police officer in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We will no longer tolerate Jenkins and his so-called PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"They had developed something of a cult status in Suffolk - but there is nothing glamorous about their crimes.\r\n\r\n"It is only a matter of time before they kill someone."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the gang, which has a hideout somewhere near Ixworth, trains the pigs which are cheaper than horses and can hide more easily in roadside verges. \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>denied they had made a pig\'s ear of catching the gang red-handed last week when a passing patrol car allegedly stopped politely to allow some pigs to cross a country lane without realising gang members were crouched behind them.\r\n\r\n"That is a rumour put about by local author Lorraine Fisher, 34, who has been writing a gangland book about the PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"She is just after easy publicity, so ignore her," the police spokesman said.\r\n\r\nAnyone with information about Alan "Porkie" Jenkins and his PiggyBack Bandits is urged to contact Crimestoppers immediately.', 'Police hunt brutal PiggyBack Bandits gang leader', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'piggyback-bandits', '', '', '2018-10-26 13:02:22', '2018-10-26 13:02:22', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8804', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8805, 1, '2018-04-20 09:20:50', '2018-04-20 09:20:50', 'Police hunt Alan "Porkie" Jenkins, lleader of the notorious PiggyBack Bandits gang', 'piggyback bandits', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'piggyback-bandits-2', '', '', '2018-04-20 09:21:29', '2018-04-20 09:21:29', '', 8804, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8806, 1, '2018-04-20 09:25:29', '2018-04-20 09:25:29', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg" alt="PiggyBack Bandits" width="956" height="595" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8805" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are appealing for help in the hunt for Alan "Porkie" Jenkins, leader of the notorious PiggyBack Bandits gang.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe notorious outlaws have brought terror to north Suffolk for years, specialising in committing violent highway robberies before escaping across fields riding on the back of their pigs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDetectives say new information has uncovered Jenkins as the brutal leader of the gang, which is thought to be responsible for 73 robberies on the A12 and A143 in the past four years alone.\r\n\r\nThe gang, normally consisting of three men on pigs, hide in bushes by the side of the road and pounce on unwary cyclists as they pass by.\r\n\r\nPhones, wallets and watches are then snatched before the robbers turn tail and trot away.\r\n\r\nViolent leader Jenkins, who is believed to have moved to Suffolk from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/videos/norfolk-gangnam-style/">Norfolk</a>, is also wanted for burning down a village hall in Botesdale, beating up a pub landlord in Rickinghall, and attempting to bribe a police officer in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We will no longer tolerate Jenkins and his so-called PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"They had developed something of a cult status in Suffolk - but there is nothing glamorous about their crimes.\r\n\r\n"It is only a matter of time before they kill someone."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is thought the gang, which is thought to have a hideout somewhere near Ixworth, trains the pigs which are cheaper than horses and can hide more easily in roadside verges. \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>denied they had made a pig\'s ear of catching the gang red-handed last week, when a passing patrol car allegedly stopped politely to allow some pigs to cross a country lane without realising gang members were crouched behind them.\r\n\r\n"That is a rumour put about by local author Lorraine Fisher, 34, who has been writing a gangland book about the PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"She is just after easy publicity, so ignore her."\r\n\r\nAnyone with information about Alan "Porkie" Jenkins and his PiggyBack Bandits is urged to contact Crimestoppers immediately.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Police hunt brutal PiggyBack Bandits gang leader', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8804-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-20 09:25:29', '2018-04-20 09:25:29', '', 8804, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8804-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8807, 1, '2018-04-20 11:43:25', '2018-04-20 11:43:25', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg" alt="PiggyBack Bandits" width="956" height="595" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8805" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nSuffolk Police are appealing for help in the hunt for Alan "Porkie" Jenkins, leader of the notorious PiggyBack Bandits gang.</strong>\n\nThe outlaws have brought terror to north Suffolk for years, specialising in committing violent highway robberies before escaping across fields riding on the back of their pigs.\n\n\n\nDetectives say new information has uncovered Jenkins as the brutal leader of the gang, which is thought to be responsible for 73 robberies on the A12 and A143 in the past four years alone.\n\nThe gang, normally consisting of three men on pigs, hide in bushes by the side of the road and pounce on unwary cyclists as they pass by.\n\nPhones, wallets and watches are then snatched before the robbers turn tail and trot away.\n\nViolent leader Jenkins, who is believed to have moved to Suffolk from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/videos/norfolk-gangnam-style/">Norfolk</a>, is also wanted for burning down a village hall in Botesdale, beating up a pub landlord in Rickinghall, and attempting to bribe a police officer in Lowestoft.\n\nA police spokesman said: "We will no longer tolerate Jenkins and his so-called PiggyBack Bandits.\n\n"They had developed something of a cult status in Suffolk - but there is nothing glamorous about their crimes.\n\n"It is only a matter of time before they kill someone."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIt is thought the gang, which has a hideout somewhere near Ixworth, trains the pigs which are cheaper than horses and can hide more easily in roadside verges. \n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>denied they had made a pig\'s ear of catching the gang red-handed last week, when a passing patrol car allegedly stopped politely to allow some pigs to cross a country lane without realising gang members were crouched behind them.\n\n"That is a rumour put about by local author Lorraine Fisher, 34, who has been writing a gangland book about the PiggyBack Bandits.\n\n"She is just after easy publicity, so ignore her," the police spokesman said.\n\nAnyone with information about Alan "Porkie" Jenkins and his PiggyBack Bandits is urged to contact Crimestoppers immediately.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\n', 'Police hunt brutal PiggyBack Bandits gang leader', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8804-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-20 11:43:25', '2018-04-20 11:43:25', '', 8804, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8804-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8808, 1, '2018-04-20 09:29:55', '2018-04-20 09:29:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg" alt="PiggyBack Bandits" width="956" height="595" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8805" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are appealing for help in the hunt for Alan "Porkie" Jenkins, leader of the notorious PiggyBack Bandits gang.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe notorious outlaws have brought terror to north Suffolk for years, specialising in committing violent highway robberies before escaping across fields riding on the back of their pigs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDetectives say new information has uncovered Jenkins as the brutal leader of the gang, which is thought to be responsible for 73 robberies on the A12 and A143 in the past four years alone.\r\n\r\nThe gang, normally consisting of three men on pigs, hide in bushes by the side of the road and pounce on unwary cyclists as they pass by.\r\n\r\nPhones, wallets and watches are then snatched before the robbers turn tail and trot away.\r\n\r\nViolent leader Jenkins, who is believed to have moved to Suffolk from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/videos/norfolk-gangnam-style/">Norfolk</a>, is also wanted for burning down a village hall in Botesdale, beating up a pub landlord in Rickinghall, and attempting to bribe a police officer in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We will no longer tolerate Jenkins and his so-called PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"They had developed something of a cult status in Suffolk - but there is nothing glamorous about their crimes.\r\n\r\n"It is only a matter of time before they kill someone."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is thought the gang, which has a hideout somewhere near Ixworth, trains the pigs which are cheaper than horses and can hide more easily in roadside verges. \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>denied they had made a pig\'s ear of catching the gang red-handed last week, when a passing patrol car allegedly stopped politely to allow some pigs to cross a country lane without realising gang members were crouched behind them.\r\n\r\n"That is a rumour put about by local author Lorraine Fisher, 34, who has been writing a gangland book about the PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"She is just after easy publicity, so ignore her," the police spokesman said.\r\n\r\nAnyone with information about Alan "Porkie" Jenkins and his PiggyBack Bandits is urged to contact Crimestoppers immediately.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Police hunt brutal PiggyBack Bandits gang leader', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8804-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-20 09:29:55', '2018-04-20 09:29:55', '', 8804, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8804-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8809, 1, '2018-04-20 11:43:28', '2018-04-20 11:43:28', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg" alt="PiggyBack Bandits" width="956" height="595" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8805" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are appealing for help in the hunt for Alan "Porkie" Jenkins, leader of the notorious PiggyBack Bandits gang.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe outlaws have brought terror to north Suffolk for years, specialising in committing violent highway robberies before escaping across fields riding on the back of their pigs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDetectives say new information has uncovered Jenkins as the brutal leader of the gang, which is thought to be responsible for 73 robberies on the A12 and A143 in the past four years alone.\r\n\r\nThe gang, normally consisting of three men on pigs, hide in bushes by the side of the road and pounce on unwary cyclists as they pass by.\r\n\r\nPhones, wallets and watches are then snatched before the robbers turn tail and trot away.\r\n\r\nViolent leader Jenkins, who is believed to have moved to Suffolk from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/videos/norfolk-gangnam-style/">Norfolk</a>, is also wanted for burning down a village hall in Botesdale, beating up a pub landlord in Rickinghall, and attempting to bribe a police officer in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We will no longer tolerate Jenkins and his so-called PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"They had developed something of a cult status in Suffolk - but there is nothing glamorous about their crimes.\r\n\r\n"It is only a matter of time before they kill someone."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is thought the gang, which has a hideout somewhere near Ixworth, trains the pigs which are cheaper than horses and can hide more easily in roadside verges. \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>denied they had made a pig\'s ear of catching the gang red-handed last week, when a passing patrol car allegedly stopped politely to allow some pigs to cross a country lane without realising gang members were crouched behind them.\r\n\r\n"That is a rumour put about by local author Lorraine Fisher, 34, who has been writing a gangland book about the PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"She is just after easy publicity, so ignore her," the police spokesman said.\r\n\r\nAnyone with information about Alan "Porkie" Jenkins and his PiggyBack Bandits is urged to contact Crimestoppers immediately.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Police hunt brutal PiggyBack Bandits gang leader', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8804-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-20 11:43:28', '2018-04-20 11:43:28', '', 8804, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8804-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8810, 1, '2018-04-20 11:44:08', '2018-04-20 11:44:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg" alt="PiggyBack Bandits" width="956" height="595" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8805" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are appealing for help in the hunt for Alan "Porkie" Jenkins, leader of the notorious PiggyBack Bandits gang.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe outlaws have brought terror to north Suffolk for years, committing violent highway robberies before escaping across fields riding on the back of their pigs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDetectives say new information has uncovered Jenkins as the brutal leader of the gang, which is thought to be responsible for 73 robberies on the A12 and A143 in the past four years alone.\r\n\r\nThe gang, normally consisting of three men on pigs, hide in bushes by the side of the road and pounce on unwary cyclists as they pass by.\r\n\r\nPhones, wallets and watches are then snatched before the robbers turn tail and trot away.\r\n\r\nViolent leader Jenkins, who is believed to have moved to Suffolk from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/videos/norfolk-gangnam-style/">Norfolk</a>, is also wanted for burning down a village hall in Botesdale, beating up a pub landlord in Rickinghall, and attempting to bribe a police officer in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We will no longer tolerate Jenkins and his so-called PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"They had developed something of a cult status in Suffolk - but there is nothing glamorous about their crimes.\r\n\r\n"It is only a matter of time before they kill someone."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is thought the gang, which has a hideout somewhere near Ixworth, trains the pigs which are cheaper than horses and can hide more easily in roadside verges. \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>denied they had made a pig\'s ear of catching the gang red-handed last week, when a passing patrol car allegedly stopped politely to allow some pigs to cross a country lane without realising gang members were crouched behind them.\r\n\r\n"That is a rumour put about by local author Lorraine Fisher, 34, who has been writing a gangland book about the PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"She is just after easy publicity, so ignore her," the police spokesman said.\r\n\r\nAnyone with information about Alan "Porkie" Jenkins and his PiggyBack Bandits is urged to contact Crimestoppers immediately.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Police hunt brutal PiggyBack Bandits gang leader', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8804-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-20 11:44:08', '2018-04-20 11:44:08', '', 8804, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8804-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8811, 1, '2018-04-22 14:00:12', '2018-04-22 14:00:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/strange_and_funny_police_vehicles_07.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/strange_and_funny_police_vehicles_07.jpg" alt="New Suffolk Police car" width="700" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6418" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have issued officers with a cheap electric patrol car in face of yet more budget cuts.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe force needs to shave millions in costs, and the new compact police car fits the (old) bill.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt is snug enough for just one traffic cop and boasts striking police colours as well as flashing blue lights and a loud siren.\r\n\r\nBut police drivers have complained that the £900 vehicle can reach a top speed of only 17 mph and needs recharging every five miles. They also get wet when it rains.\r\n\r\nHowever, at least one speeding driver has already been nicked since the patrol car was introduced last week - a lady who is seen <em>pictured above</em> being issued with her ticket on the road to Ufford out of Woodbridge.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We have had to make some tough cost-cutting decisions. We\'ve seen other forces using flash BMWs and other high-performance vehicles for their patrol cars, but in Suffolk that\'s a waste.\r\n\r\n"Our new fleet of 25 <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/new-electric-car/">electric cars </a>may look inadequate for modern-day policing, but it\'s impossible to drive faster than 20 mph anywhere in the county anyway so we\'ll be fine."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOfficers were not so positive. One traffic cop fumed: "I look like an idiot driving around in this.\r\n\r\n"Kids have been throwing eggs at me and running off, knowing there is no way I can catch them up. It even takes 20 seconds to get out of <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/british-car-brexit/">the car</a>, so I can\'t run after them either."\r\n\r\nAnother traffic cop added: "My electric charge ran out when I was in the middle of nowhere outside Framlingham. I had to ask a local farmer to give me a lift back to town."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Suffolk Police launch new cost-cutting patrol car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6417-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-22 14:00:12', '2018-04-22 14:00:12', '', 6417, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6417-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8812, 1, '2018-04-23 08:08:53', '2018-04-23 08:08:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/st-george-e1524470596566.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/st-george-e1524470596566.jpg" alt="St George expelled" width="700" height="526" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8813" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Celebrated Turkish immigrant St George has been kicked out of England because he had no paperwork to prove he should stay.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe devastated saint, who ekes out a living slaying dragons, has been living in a castle in Suffolk for hundreds of years.\r\n\r\nBut immigration officials have chucked him out because he had no papers to prove his residency was above board.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSt George was born in Turkey, and even worse had a Palestinian mother - raising further doubts about his claims to live rightfully in Britain.\r\n\r\nAnd this newspaper can also reveal that the patron saint of England slayed his first dragon in what is now modern-day Libya, not East Anglia.\r\n\r\nHowever, his supporters were fuming at news he has been chucked out of the country after being refused the right to dragon-killing work.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, fumed: "He is our patron saint. The <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/st-patricks-day/">Irish drink to St Patrick</a>, so why can\'t we celebrate St George?\r\n\r\n"To be chucked out of our country is a disgrace and that Theresa May should be sacked."\r\n\r\nWhen it was pointed out that St George was actually half Turkish and half Palestinian, Fisher fumed some more.\r\n\r\n"That is fake news," she wailed.\r\n\r\n"He is out patron saint and we are gonna support him - that is not being racist, it is celebrating our national identity. But Turkey, you say?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Home Office confirmed St George was one of many immigrants to be chucked out of Britain, despite having been invited here many years ago.\r\n\r\nIn post-war Britain there was a great need for good dragon slayers, and brave St George fitted the bill.\r\n\r\nBut border agencies controversially destroyed the paperwork that proved men and women like him had entered Britain quite legally.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a bit embarrassing. But St George is not British and has no passport, so he had to go back to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/turkey-who-voted-for-christmas/">Turkey</a>," the spokesman said. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Turkish immigrant St George kicked out of Britain', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'st-george-paperwork', '', '', '2018-04-23 08:08:53', '2018-04-23 08:08:53', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8812', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8814, 1, '2018-04-23 08:08:19', '2018-04-23 08:08:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/st-george-e1524470596566.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/st-george-e1524470596566.jpg" alt="St George expelled" width="700" height="526" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8813" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Celebrated Turkish immigrant St George has been kicked out of England because he had no paperwork to prove he should stay.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe devastated saint, who ekes out a living slaying dragons, has been living in a castle in Suffolk for hundreds of years.\r\n\r\nBut immigration officials have chucked him out because he had no papers to prove his residency was above board.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSt George was born in Turkey, and even worse had a Palestinian mother - raising further doubts about his claims to live rightfully in Britain.\r\n\r\nAnd this newspaper can also reveal that the patron saint of England slayed his first dragon in what is now modern-day Libya, not East Anglia.\r\n\r\nHowever, his supporters were fuming at news he has been chucked out of the country after being refused the right to dragon-killing work.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, fumed: "He is our patron saint. The <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/st-patricks-day/">Irish drink to St Patrick</a>, so why can\'t we celebrate St George?\r\n\r\n"To be chucked out of our country is a disgrace and that Theresa May should be sacked."\r\n\r\nWhen it was pointed out that St George was actually half Turkish and half Palestinian, Fisher fumed some more.\r\n\r\n"That is fake news," she wailed.\r\n\r\n"He is out patron saint and we are gonna support him - that is not being racist, it is celebrating our national identity. But Turkey, you say?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the Home Office confirmed St George was one of many immigrants to be chucked out of Britain, despite having been invited here many years ago.\r\n\r\nIn post-war Britain there was a great need for good dragon slayers, and brave St George fitted the bill.\r\n\r\nBut border agencies controversially destroyed the paperwork that proved men and women like him had entered Britain quite legally.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a bit embarrassing. But St George is not British and has no passport, so he had to go back to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/turkey-who-voted-for-christmas/">Turkey</a>," the spokesman said. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Turkish immigrant St George kicked out of Britain', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8812-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-23 08:08:19', '2018-04-23 08:08:19', '', 8812, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8812-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8815, 1, '2018-04-23 08:14:47', '2018-04-23 08:14:47', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/st-george-flag.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/st-george-flag.png" alt="St George&#039;s Day flag" width="1058" height="605" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6424" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Turkish people living in England are to be given an extra Bank Holiday to celebrate St George\'s Day, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSt George may be the patron saint of England, but he was actually from Turkey and had a Palestinian mother.\r\n\r\nSo to honour his heritage, Prime Minister Theresa May has ordered that anyone currently living in England who can prove their Turkish descent will be given a day off work.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe move has sparked anger from those who say the whole of England should get a Bank Holiday on St George\'s Day, which falls today, April 23.\r\n\r\nThe English claim dashing St George slayed dragons and was a feared sword-weilding knight on a white horse.\r\n\r\nBut in reality he was born in what is modern-day Turkey in around 280 AD, his mother was from what is now Palestine, while the dragon slaying came from a legend that he chopped the head off a dragon in Libya - nowhere near Suffolk or Staffordshire.\r\n\r\nAnd far from being a hero of many crusades spanning decades, records suggest he was dead by the age of 23.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA Downing Street insider said: "It is important to recognise the heritage of those who have chosen to make their new life in the UK. So for our Turkish friends only we will add a Bank Holiday for St George\'s Day."\r\n\r\nBut patriotic  Darren Webster, from Ipswich, fumed: "Why should the Turks get a day off? We should be celebrating with a Bank Holiday - <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/st-george-paperwork/">St George is what makes us proud to be English</a>. I won\'t be voting for that Mrs May now."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Turks living in England to get Bank Holiday for St George\'s Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6423-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-23 08:14:47', '2018-04-23 08:14:47', '', 6423, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6423-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8819, 1, '2018-04-24 14:03:14', '2018-04-24 14:03:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/in-stocks.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/in-stocks.jpg" alt="Stocks" width="800" height="593" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8820" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are bringing back public stocks to deter petty criminals from operating in Ipswich town centre.</strong>\r\n\r\nThieves, drug dealers and drunks will be locked up in the stocks and subjected to public ridicule.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe medieval-style detention devices, made from sturdy wood, are being set up on the Cornhill as part of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ipswich-vision-realistic/">town centre redevelopment work</a>.\r\n\r\nPassers-by will be able to buy fruit and veg from the nearby market and throw them at the hapless criminals.\r\n\r\nPolice hope the humiliating punishment will be a huge deterrent while giving members of the public some excitement and something to shout about.\r\n\r\n"This will also save our budget," said a police force insider.\r\n\r\n"It costs us a fortune to apprehend a suspect, detain them at the station, go through mountains of paperwork and then hope to get them up before magistrates or the crown court.\r\n\r\n"But this is a quick and effective punishment that will cost us absolutely nothing.\r\n\r\n"We will begin with three sets of stocks, but install more if they prove to be popular."\r\n\r\nStocks clamps down around the neck and wrists of a criminal, who is then unable to move and can be subjected to verbal and physical abuse.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>say they expect members of the public to play fair and not give the criminals a quick slap.\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said: "We\'re fine with some tomatoes, cabbages or eggs being lobbed at them, but would ask people not to be any more physical than that."\r\n\r\nTop brass are yet to specify how long criminals would remain in the stocks. "It\'s to be decided, but we\'re told shoplifting would mean two days, while drug dealing would keep you locked up on display for five days."\r\n\r\nBut Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Criminals Have Human Rights Watch, said the stocks was a barbaric punishment that belong in the Middle Ages.\r\n\r\n"Our lawyers will be waiting to represent any unfortunate person who finds themselves being subjected to public ridicule without trial."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Police bring back stocks to deter criminals', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'criminals-stocks', '', '', '2018-04-24 14:06:49', '2018-04-24 14:06:49', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8819', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8821, 1, '2018-04-24 14:03:14', '2018-04-24 14:03:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/in-stocks.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/in-stocks.jpg" alt="Stocks" width="800" height="593" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8820" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are bringing back public stocks to deter petty criminals from operating in Ipswich town centre.</strong>\r\n\r\nThieves, drug dealers and drunks will be locked up in the stocks and subjected to public ridicule.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe medieval-style detention devices, made from sturdy wood, are being set up on the Cornhill as part of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ipswich-vision-realistic/">town centre redevelopment work</a>.\r\n\r\nPassers-by will be able to buy fruit and veg from the nearby market and throw them at the hapless criminals.\r\n\r\nPolice hope the humiliating punishment will be a huge deterrent while giving members of the public some excitement and something to shout about.\r\n\r\n"This will also save our budget," said a police force insider.\r\n\r\n"It costs us a fortune to apprehend a suspect, detain them at the station, go through mountains of paperwork and then hope to get them up before magistrates or the crown court.\r\n\r\n"But this is a quick and effective punishment that will cost us absolutely nothing.\r\n\r\n"We will begin with one set of stocks, but install more if they prove to be popular."\r\n\r\nStocks clamps down around the neck and wrists of a criminal, who is then unable to move and can be subjected to verbal and physical abuse.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>say they expect members of the public to play fair and not give the criminals a quick slap.\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said: "We\'re fine with some tomatoes, cabbages or eggs being lobbed at them, but would ask people not to be any more physical than that."\r\n\r\nTop brass are yet to specify how long criminals would remain in the stocks. "It\'s to be decided, but we\'re told shoplifting would mean two days, while drug dealing would keep you locked up on display for five days."\r\n\r\nBut Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Criminals Have Human Rights Watch, said the stocks were a barbaric punishment that belong in the Middle Ages.\r\n\r\n"Our lawyers will be waiting to represent any unfortunately person who finds themselves being subjected to public ridicule without trial."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Police bring back stocks to deter criminals', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8819-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-24 14:03:14', '2018-04-24 14:03:14', '', 8819, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8819-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8822, 1, '2018-04-24 14:05:21', '2018-04-24 14:05:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/in-stocks.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/in-stocks.jpg" alt="Stocks" width="800" height="593" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8820" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nSuffolk Police are bringing back public stocks to deter petty criminals from operating in Ipswich town centre.</strong>\n\nThieves, drug dealers and drunks will be locked up in the stocks and subjected to public ridicule.\n\n\n\nThe medieval-style detention devices, made from sturdy wood, are being set up on the Cornhill as part of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ipswich-vision-realistic/">town centre redevelopment work</a>.\n\nPassers-by will be able to buy fruit and veg from the nearby market and throw them at the hapless criminals.\n\nPolice hope the humiliating punishment will be a huge deterrent while giving members of the public some excitement and something to shout about.\n\n"This will also save our budget," said a police force insider.\n\n"It costs us a fortune to apprehend a suspect, detain them at the station, go through mountains of paperwork and then hope to get them up before magistrates or the crown court.\n\n"But this is a quick and effective punishment that will cost us absolutely nothing.\n\n"We will begin with three sets of stocks, but install more if they prove to be popular."\n\nStocks clamps down around the neck and wrists of a criminal, who is then unable to move and can be subjected to verbal and physical abuse.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>say they expect members of the public to play fair and not give the criminals a quick slap.\n\nThe spokesman said: "We\'re fine with some tomatoes, cabbages or eggs being lobbed at them, but would ask people not to be any more physical than that."\n\nTop brass are yet to specify how long criminals would remain in the stocks. "It\'s to be decided, but we\'re told shoplifting would mean two days, while drug dealing would keep you locked up on display for five days."\n\nBut Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Criminals Have Human Rights Watch, said the stocks were a barbaric punishment that belong in the Middle Ages.\n\n"Our lawyers will be waiting to represent any unfortunately person who finds themselves being subjected to public ridicule without trial."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\n', 'Police bring back stocks to deter criminals', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8819-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-24 14:05:21', '2018-04-24 14:05:21', '', 8819, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8819-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8823, 1, '2018-04-24 14:06:16', '2018-04-24 14:06:16', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/in-stocks.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/in-stocks.jpg" alt="Stocks" width="800" height="593" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8820" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are bringing back public stocks to deter petty criminals from operating in Ipswich town centre.</strong>\r\n\r\nThieves, drug dealers and drunks will be locked up in the stocks and subjected to public ridicule.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe medieval-style detention devices, made from sturdy wood, are being set up on the Cornhill as part of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ipswich-vision-realistic/">town centre redevelopment work</a>.\r\n\r\nPassers-by will be able to buy fruit and veg from the nearby market and throw them at the hapless criminals.\r\n\r\nPolice hope the humiliating punishment will be a huge deterrent while giving members of the public some excitement and something to shout about.\r\n\r\n"This will also save our budget," said a police force insider.\r\n\r\n"It costs us a fortune to apprehend a suspect, detain them at the station, go through mountains of paperwork and then hope to get them up before magistrates or the crown court.\r\n\r\n"But this is a quick and effective punishment that will cost us absolutely nothing.\r\n\r\n"We will begin with three sets of stocks, but install more if they prove to be popular."\r\n\r\nStocks clamps down around the neck and wrists of a criminal, who is then unable to move and can be subjected to verbal and physical abuse.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>say they expect members of the public to play fair and not give the criminals a quick slap.\r\n\r\nThe spokesman said: "We\'re fine with some tomatoes, cabbages or eggs being lobbed at them, but would ask people not to be any more physical than that."\r\n\r\nTop brass are yet to specify how long criminals would remain in the stocks. "It\'s to be decided, but we\'re told shoplifting would mean two days, while drug dealing would keep you locked up on display for five days."\r\n\r\nBut Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Criminals Have Human Rights Watch, said the stocks was a barbaric punishment that belong in the Middle Ages.\r\n\r\n"Our lawyers will be waiting to represent any unfortunate person who finds themselves being subjected to public ridicule without trial."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Police bring back stocks to deter criminals', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8819-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-24 14:06:16', '2018-04-24 14:06:16', '', 8819, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8819-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8825, 1, '2018-04-26 07:43:21', '2018-04-26 07:43:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/caravans-banned-from-Suffolk.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8826" src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/caravans-banned-from-Suffolk.jpg" alt="Caravan ban" width="640" height="479" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Laurie Hall, Transport Editor</strong>\n\n<strong>Caravans are being banned completely from Suffolk because anti-social owners have become too unbearable, it has been confirmed.</strong>\n\nResidents and officials have had enough of caravanners setting up home in laybys, pitching up in supermarket or public car parks - and taking over private land in villages.\n\nThey have to be evicted by local councils - and leave behind a terrible mess for everyone else to clean up.\n\n\n\nAs a result, the decision has now been taken to prevent caravans from using any roads in Suffolk.\n\nCounty council caravan enforcement officer Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "Enough is enough.\n\n"People in Suffolk pay their taxes to enjoy the services we provide. They expect all of our facilities to be respected.\n\n"But now caravans are causing increasing issues. One might turn up in a public car park, and before you know it another 15 have turned up.\n\n"And there they will stay for weeks before being evicted without paying any parking fees at all and leaving an awful mess behind."\n\nMs Fisher explained it was approaching the time of year when thousands of extra caravans would have been entering Suffolk.\n\n"They seem to turn up in huge numbers over bank holiday weekends and during the summer holidays, with many of them heading for our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beautiful coastline</a>.\n\n"But no more!"\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBrian Walshe, a spokesman for the Caravan Owners\' Club, said: "We will be having words with the authorities in Suffolk.\n\n"It seems they have got the wrong end of the stick about most people who tow a caravan."\n\nThis is not the first time Suffolk caravanning has got a bad press - this very newspaper revealed three years ago how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">North Korean leader Kim Jong-un had purchased a Suffolk caravan</a>.\n\n[AdSense-C]', '\'Annoying\' caravans banned from Suffolk', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'caravans-banned-from-suffolk', '', '', '2019-04-19 10:26:17', '2019-04-19 10:26:17', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8825', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8827, 1, '2018-04-26 07:41:59', '2018-04-26 07:41:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/caravans-banned-from-Suffolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/caravans-banned-from-Suffolk.jpg" alt="Caravan ban" width="640" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8826" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Laurie Hall, Transport Editor\r\n\r\nCaravans are being banned completely from Suffolk because anti-social owners have become too unbearable, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents and officials have had enough of caravanners setting up home in laybys, pitching up in supermarket or public car parks - and taking over private land in villages.\r\n\r\nThey have to be evicted by local councils - and leave behind a terrible mess for everyone else to clean up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs a result the decision has now been taken to prevent caravans from using any roads in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nCounty council caravan enforcement officer Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "Enough is enough.\r\n\r\n"People in Suffolk pay their taxes to enjoy the services we provide. They expect all of our facilities to be respected.\r\n\r\n"But now caravans are causing increasing issues. One might turn up in a public car park, and before you know it another 15 have turned up.\r\n\r\n"And there they will stay for weeks before being evicted without paying any parking fees at all and leaving an awful mess behind."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher explained it was approaching the time of year when thousands of extra caravans would have been entering Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"They seem to turn up in huge numbers over bank holiday weekends and during the summer holidays, with many of them heading for our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beautiful coastline</a>.\r\n\r\n"But no more!"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBrian Walshe, a spokesman for the Caravan Owners\' Club, said: "We will be having words with the authorities in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"It seems they have got the wrong end of the stick about most people who tow a caravan."\r\n\r\nThis is not the first time Suffolk caravanning has got a bad press - this very newspaper revealed two years ago how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">North Korean leader Kim Jong-un had purchased a Suffolk caravan</a>. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'Annoying\' caravans banned from Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8825-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-26 07:41:59', '2018-04-26 07:41:59', '', 8825, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8828, 1, '2018-04-26 07:43:21', '2018-04-26 07:43:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/caravans-banned-from-Suffolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/caravans-banned-from-Suffolk.jpg" alt="Caravan ban" width="640" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8826" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Laurie Hall, Transport Editor\r\n\r\nCaravans are being banned completely from Suffolk because anti-social owners have become too unbearable, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents and officials have had enough of caravanners setting up home in laybys, pitching up in supermarket or public car parks - and taking over private land in villages.\r\n\r\nThey have to be evicted by local councils - and leave behind a terrible mess for everyone else to clean up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs a result the decision has now been taken to prevent caravans from using any roads in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nCounty council caravan enforcement officer Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "Enough is enough.\r\n\r\n"People in Suffolk pay their taxes to enjoy the services we provide. They expect all of our facilities to be respected.\r\n\r\n"But now caravans are causing increasing issues. One might turn up in a public car park, and before you know it another 15 have turned up.\r\n\r\n"And there they will stay for weeks before being evicted without paying any parking fees at all and leaving an awful mess behind."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher explained it was approaching the time of year when thousands of extra caravans would have been entering Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"They seem to turn up in huge numbers over bank holiday weekends and during the summer holidays, with many of them heading for our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beautiful coastline</a>.\r\n\r\n"But no more!"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBrian Walshe, a spokesman for the Caravan Owners\' Club, said: "We will be having words with the authorities in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"It seems they have got the wrong end of the stick about most people who tow a caravan."\r\n\r\nThis is not the first time Suffolk caravanning has got a bad press - this very newspaper revealed two years ago how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">North Korean leader Kim Jong-un had purchased a Suffolk caravan</a>. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'Annoying\' caravans banned from Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8825-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-26 07:43:21', '2018-04-26 07:43:21', '', 8825, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8829, 1, '2018-04-26 07:50:07', '2018-04-26 07:50:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/caravans-banned-from-Suffolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/caravans-banned-from-Suffolk.jpg" alt="Caravan ban" width="640" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8826" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Laurie Hall, Transport Editor\r\n\r\nCaravans are being banned completely from Suffolk because anti-social owners have become too unbearable, it has been confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nResidents and officials have had enough of caravanners setting up home in laybys, pitching up in supermarket or public car parks - and taking over private land in villages.\r\n\r\nThey have to be evicted by local councils - and leave behind a terrible mess for everyone else to clean up.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs a result the decision has now been taken to prevent caravans from using any roads in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nCounty council caravan enforcement officer Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: "Enough is enough.\r\n\r\n"People in Suffolk pay their taxes to enjoy the services we provide. They expect all of our facilities to be respected.\r\n\r\n"But now caravans are causing increasing issues. One might turn up in a public car park, and before you know it another 15 have turned up.\r\n\r\n"And there they will stay for weeks before being evicted without paying any parking fees at all and leaving an awful mess behind."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher explained it was approaching the time of year when thousands of extra caravans would have been entering Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"They seem to turn up in huge numbers over bank holiday weekends and during the summer holidays, with many of them heading for our <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nudist-beach-aldeburgh/">beautiful coastline</a>.\r\n\r\n"But no more!"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBrian Walshe, a spokesman for the Caravan Owners\' Club, said: "We will be having words with the authorities in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"It seems they have got the wrong end of the stick about most people who tow a caravan."\r\n\r\nThis is not the first time Suffolk caravanning has got a bad press - this very newspaper revealed three years ago how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">North Korean leader Kim Jong-un had purchased a Suffolk caravan</a>. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', '\'Annoying\' caravans banned from Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8825-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-26 07:50:07', '2018-04-26 07:50:07', '', 8825, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8825-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8830, 1, '2018-04-26 07:25:16', '2018-04-26 07:25:16', '<strong>Ageing comes with a myriad of effects on the body and one of them is the loss of muscles. For a majority of adults, they achieve optimal muscle mass during their late 30s to early 40s and from there they start having a gradual muscle mass loss. The loss goes on steadily into old age. This loss of muscle, strength and ability to work that is linked to ageing is referred to as sarcopenia.</strong>\r\n\r\nAny serious loss of muscles mass should raise alarm as muscle mass and strength are highly related. Sarcopenia has many effects including ill health, poor quality of life and high health care costs incurred by the aged. It has been proven from research that a routine of resistance training workouts that result in rapid muscle growth can deal with sarcopenia. In addition, observing diet to ensure there is sufficient high-quality protein is crucial. To complement diet and exercises, the aged persons can consider making use of <a href="https://steroids-evolution.com/tb-500-peptide">TB500</a>, a substance that helps to keep fit and improve appearance.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/muscle-e1524735287224.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/muscle-e1524735287224.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8831" /></a>\r\n\r\nSo, what can you do to prevent, minimize or even turn around the negative effects of age-related muscle loss? Here are some practical, natural and easy methods you can use:\r\n\r\n<strong>Increase the total protein that you eat</strong>\r\nProtein is very useful for building and repairing muscle. The recommended protein per kilogram of body weight is 0.8g or 50g per day for men and women aged 19 and above. However, it has emerged from studies that 12% and 24% of men and women respectively aged over 70 eat far less than the recommended amount. Recent research has revealed that persons aged 65 years and above require higher levels of dietary proteins than the normally recommended amount. Healthy adults should consume between 1g and 1.2g/kg proteins per day while those with sarcopenia, need to take a slightly higher amount that is between 1.2kg and 1.5g/kg in a day.\r\n\r\n<strong>Go for high quality proteins</strong>\r\nAll proteins are not created equal; some are richer in nutrients than others and play a crucial role in dealing with sarcopenia. Dietary proteins are constituted by many kinds of amino acids. There are majorly two types of amino acids-essential and non-essential amino acids. Essential amino acids must be got from protein-rich foods that contain them while the non-essential ones can be synthesized by the body using other amino acids. The amino acid leucine that preserves body muscles is an essential amino acid thus must be obtained from the food.\r\n\r\nFrom a study done in 2010, it was established that eating leucine –enriched proteins promote manufacturing of muscle protein similarly in both the elderly and the young. Leucine is highly concentrated in animal foods such as beef, poultry, eggs, milk and others. Soya beans and other beans, nuts and seed contain minimal amounts. Some of the top protein food to have in your diet include: beef(grass-fed), lentils, raw cheese, raw milk,whey protein( from goat milk) and black (or other)beans.Other than maintaining healthy muscle mass, protein are essential for supporting tendons, ligament just to name a few body tissues.Protein also plays a great role in training as it aids muscle recovery, promote muscle making and act as a treatment for muscle ache.\r\n\r\n<strong>Exercise</strong>\r\nTo keep of sarcopenia an inactive lifestyle is out of the question.Exercise comes in handy to persons with sarcopenia by enhancing strength, increasing the aerobic capacity and making of muscle protein. Resistance exercise is very significant for reducing weakness and increase strength in very aged persons. Daily exercise is great but where not possible, it can be taken thrice per week to minimize muscle loss.\r\n\r\n<strong>Vitamin D</strong>\r\nLow levels of Vitamin D can be associated with reduced muscle strength, high instability of the body, and disability among elderly persons. It has been observed that Vitamin D deficiency is very rampant among aged persons irrespective of the ethnic or racial backgrounds. Those suffering from Vitamin D deficiency can have supplementation of the same to enhance muscle function and mass.\r\n\r\n<strong>Conclusion</strong>\r\nOther ways of dealing with age-related muscle mass loss are increasing consumption of omega 3, checking hormonal imbalance, and increased consumption of anti-inflammatory foods such green leafy veggies and salmon among others. Other measures include reducing consumption of pro-inflammatory food such as highly processed foods.Reducing alcohol intake is also a great step towards keeping off sarcopenia. Quitting smoking is a great move as smoking is linked to several bad habits like reduced physical activity and poor nutrition.', 'Retain muscle mass as you age', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'retain-muscle-mass-as-you-age', '', '', '2018-04-26 09:38:47', '2018-04-26 09:38:47', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8830', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8832, 1, '2018-04-26 09:38:47', '2018-04-26 09:38:47', '<strong>Ageing comes with a myriad of effects on the body and one of them is the loss of muscles. For a majority of adults, they achieve optimal muscle mass during their late 30s to early 40s and from there they start having a gradual muscle mass loss. The loss goes on steadily into old age. This loss of muscle, strength and ability to work that is linked to ageing is referred to as sarcopenia.</strong>\r\n\r\nAny serious loss of muscles mass should raise alarm as muscle mass and strength are highly related. Sarcopenia has many effects including ill health, poor quality of life and high health care costs incurred by the aged. It has been proven from research that a routine of resistance training workouts that result in rapid muscle growth can deal with sarcopenia. In addition, observing diet to ensure there is sufficient high-quality protein is crucial. To complement diet and exercises, the aged persons can consider making use of <a href="https://steroids-evolution.com/tb-500-peptide">TB500</a>, a substance that helps to keep fit and improve appearance.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/muscle-e1524735287224.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/muscle-e1524735287224.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8831" /></a>\r\n\r\nSo, what can you do to prevent, minimize or even turn around the negative effects of age-related muscle loss? Here are some practical, natural and easy methods you can use:\r\n\r\n<strong>Increase the total protein that you eat</strong>\r\nProtein is very useful for building and repairing muscle. The recommended protein per kilogram of body weight is 0.8g or 50g per day for men and women aged 19 and above. However, it has emerged from studies that 12% and 24% of men and women respectively aged over 70 eat far less than the recommended amount. Recent research has revealed that persons aged 65 years and above require higher levels of dietary proteins than the normally recommended amount. Healthy adults should consume between 1g and 1.2g/kg proteins per day while those with sarcopenia, need to take a slightly higher amount that is between 1.2kg and 1.5g/kg in a day.\r\n\r\n<strong>Go for high quality proteins</strong>\r\nAll proteins are not created equal; some are richer in nutrients than others and play a crucial role in dealing with sarcopenia. Dietary proteins are constituted by many kinds of amino acids. There are majorly two types of amino acids-essential and non-essential amino acids. Essential amino acids must be got from protein-rich foods that contain them while the non-essential ones can be synthesized by the body using other amino acids. The amino acid leucine that preserves body muscles is an essential amino acid thus must be obtained from the food.\r\n\r\nFrom a study done in 2010, it was established that eating leucine –enriched proteins promote manufacturing of muscle protein similarly in both the elderly and the young. Leucine is highly concentrated in animal foods such as beef, poultry, eggs, milk and others. Soya beans and other beans, nuts and seed contain minimal amounts. Some of the top protein food to have in your diet include: beef(grass-fed), lentils, raw cheese, raw milk,whey protein( from goat milk) and black (or other)beans.Other than maintaining healthy muscle mass, protein are essential for supporting tendons, ligament just to name a few body tissues.Protein also plays a great role in training as it aids muscle recovery, promote muscle making and act as a treatment for muscle ache.\r\n\r\n<strong>Exercise</strong>\r\nTo keep of sarcopenia an inactive lifestyle is out of the question.Exercise comes in handy to persons with sarcopenia by enhancing strength, increasing the aerobic capacity and making of muscle protein. Resistance exercise is very significant for reducing weakness and increase strength in very aged persons. Daily exercise is great but where not possible, it can be taken thrice per week to minimize muscle loss.\r\n\r\n<strong>Vitamin D</strong>\r\nLow levels of Vitamin D can be associated with reduced muscle strength, high instability of the body, and disability among elderly persons. It has been observed that Vitamin D deficiency is very rampant among aged persons irrespective of the ethnic or racial backgrounds. Those suffering from Vitamin D deficiency can have supplementation of the same to enhance muscle function and mass.\r\n\r\n<strong>Conclusion</strong>\r\nOther ways of dealing with age-related muscle mass loss are increasing consumption of omega 3, checking hormonal imbalance, and increased consumption of anti-inflammatory foods such green leafy veggies and salmon among others. Other measures include reducing consumption of pro-inflammatory food such as highly processed foods.Reducing alcohol intake is also a great step towards keeping off sarcopenia. Quitting smoking is a great move as smoking is linked to several bad habits like reduced physical activity and poor nutrition.', 'Retain muscle mass as you age', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8830-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-26 09:38:47', '2018-04-26 09:38:47', '', 8830, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8830-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8833, 1, '2018-04-27 08:35:19', '2018-04-27 08:35:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/police.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/police.jpg" alt="Police chase North Korea leader" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8834" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Police give chase as North Korean leader Kim Jong-un attempts to steal an official South Korean car.</strong>\r\n\r\nOur exclusive photo shows the moment the dictator tried to make off with the motor after his historic meeting with South Korean president Moon Jae-in.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe talks, which were designed to defuse the tension between the two countries, went array when Mr Jong-un turned into a car thief.\r\n\r\nAfter the meeting on the south side of the border, he got into the expensive Mercedes and sped off in the direction of North Korea.\r\n\r\nBut a squad of plain-clothed policemen were having none of it, and raced down the road after the car.\r\n\r\nIt was the most dramatic car chase captured on camera since O. J. Simpson did a runner.\r\n\r\nBritish diplomat Lorraine Fisher, 34, watched in amazement as the cops caught up with the car.\r\n\r\n"They managed to stop the car at a junction just before Kim Jong-un got over the border with it, where the vehicle would have been lost for ever.\r\n\r\n"Mr Jong-un got out laughing, saying it was, \'Only his little joke\', and handed over the keys.\r\n\r\n"Because the situation is so delicate, the South Korean president has ordered that no further action be taken."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDespite the car incident, the historic talks went well, and are thought to have made it certain that US President Donald Trump will meet Mr Jong-un within a month.\r\n\r\nThe North Korean despot won\'t be available from June onwards as he likes to spend his <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">summer holidays at his Suffolk caravan</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Police chase Kim Jong-un after he steals car', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'kim-jong-un-car', '', '', '2018-04-27 08:36:58', '2018-04-27 08:36:58', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8833', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8835, 1, '2018-04-27 08:34:26', '2018-04-27 08:34:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/police.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/police.jpg" alt="Police chase North Korea leader" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8834" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Police give chase as North Korean leader Kim Jong-un attempts to steal an official South Korean car.</strong>\r\n\r\nOur exclusive photo shows the moment the dictator tried to make off with the motor after his historic meeting with South Korean president Moon Jae-in.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe talks, which were designed to defuse the tension between the two countries, went array when Mr Jong-un turned into a car thief.\r\n\r\nAfter the meeting on the south side of the border, he got into the expensive Mercedes and sped off in the direction of North Korea.\r\n\r\nBut a squad of plain-clothed policemen were having none of it, and raced down the road after the car.\r\n\r\nIt was the most dramatic car chase captured on camera since O. J. Simpson did a runner.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBritish diplomat Lorraine Fisher, 34, watched in amazement as the cops caught up with the car.\r\n\r\n"They managed to stop the car at a junction just before Kim Jong-un got over the border with it, where the vehicle would have been lost for ever.\r\n\r\n"Mr Jong-un got out laughing, saying it was, \'Only his little joke\', and handed over the keys.\r\n\r\n"Because the situation is so delicate, the South Korean president has ordered that no further action be taken."\r\n\r\nDespite the car incident, the historic talks went well, and are thought to have made it certain that US President Donald Trump will meet Mr Jong-un within a month.\r\n\r\nThe North Korean despot won\'t be available from June onwards as he likes to spend his <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">summer holidays at his Suffolk caravan</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Police chase Kim Jong-un after he steals car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8833-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-27 08:34:26', '2018-04-27 08:34:26', '', 8833, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8833-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8836, 1, '2018-04-27 08:36:58', '2018-04-27 08:36:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/police.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/police.jpg" alt="Police chase North Korea leader" width="650" height="366" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8834" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Police give chase as North Korean leader Kim Jong-un attempts to steal an official South Korean car.</strong>\r\n\r\nOur exclusive photo shows the moment the dictator tried to make off with the motor after his historic meeting with South Korean president Moon Jae-in.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe talks, which were designed to defuse the tension between the two countries, went array when Mr Jong-un turned into a car thief.\r\n\r\nAfter the meeting on the south side of the border, he got into the expensive Mercedes and sped off in the direction of North Korea.\r\n\r\nBut a squad of plain-clothed policemen were having none of it, and raced down the road after the car.\r\n\r\nIt was the most dramatic car chase captured on camera since O. J. Simpson did a runner.\r\n\r\nBritish diplomat Lorraine Fisher, 34, watched in amazement as the cops caught up with the car.\r\n\r\n"They managed to stop the car at a junction just before Kim Jong-un got over the border with it, where the vehicle would have been lost for ever.\r\n\r\n"Mr Jong-un got out laughing, saying it was, \'Only his little joke\', and handed over the keys.\r\n\r\n"Because the situation is so delicate, the South Korean president has ordered that no further action be taken."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nDespite the car incident, the historic talks went well, and are thought to have made it certain that US President Donald Trump will meet Mr Jong-un within a month.\r\n\r\nThe North Korean despot won\'t be available from June onwards as he likes to spend his <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">summer holidays at his Suffolk caravan</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Police chase Kim Jong-un after he steals car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8833-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-27 08:36:58', '2018-04-27 08:36:58', '', 8833, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8833-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8839, 1, '2018-04-28 10:28:53', '2018-04-28 10:28:53', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/waitrose-children.jpg" alt="Waitrose child cages" width="690" height="388" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7530" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>Waitrose has installed cages outside a Suffolk store so parents can lock up their unruly children, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe secure pens allows shoppers to browse the supermarket aisles in peace without noisy and badly behaved kids running amok.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSupermarket bosses say they are trialing the children\'s cages at their Ipswich store in Futura Park.\r\n\r\nFour cages have been built, each capable of holding one child of up to ten years old, or two aged under five.\r\n\r\n"The response has been very good so far," a Waitrose spokesman explained.\r\n\r\n"Parents enjoy being able to shop without the hassle of their bored kids making a nuisance of themselves.\r\n\r\n"And other shoppers certainly appreciate not having to listen to children shrieking and running around without being disciplined."\r\n\r\nHe said the trial would last another two weeks, but it seemed certain the results would mean the cages being extended nationwide.\r\n\r\nWaitrose customer Davinia Simpson-Stevens, 47, from Framlingham, said: "I don\'t come into a pleasant and exclusive shopping environment like Waitrose to be faced with horrible children causing chaos.\r\n\r\n"Their parents cannot cope with them and they all end up shouting at each other. So I for one agree with putting them in cages."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe cages operate on a similar payment system to the trolleys. Simply put your child inside the cage, close the door and use the lock by inserting a £1 coin.\r\n\r\n"The money and your child is returned when you have finished your shop," the Waitrose spokesman said.\r\n\r\nHe added it was not uncommon for the children to get upset or distressed while locked up outside the store entrance for everyone to see.\r\n\r\n"There is a water supply, but some may get aggressive so we have had to put up a sign warning shoppers not to approach or touch them."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Waitrose trials child cages so customers can shop in peace', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7529-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-28 10:28:53', '2018-04-28 10:28:53', '', 7529, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7529-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8840, 1, '2018-04-29 10:16:27', '2018-04-29 10:16:27', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg" alt="Britain keeps the heating on" width="700" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8841" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain can\'t decide if it should turn off the heating, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlthough it is nearly summer, temperatures are struggling to reach double figures and women insist on keeping the heating on for "just a little while longer".\r\n\r\nBut hardy men, who have to pay all the household energy bills, can\'t believe the boiler has been heating the house constantly since the last warm day back in October.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, a man from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said: "My missus keeps turning up the thermostat even though we\'re nearly in MAY.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all very well for her, but she doesn\'t have to pay the bills - and it\'s unnatural to have the radiators on so late in the year."\r\n\r\nBut <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/worlds-coldest-woman-lives-in-ipswich/">Lorraine Fisher, 34</a>, a woman, said: "I really can\'t stand the cold. It affects my joints and that\'s not good for my sinuses.\r\n\r\n"I have agreed a compromise with my husband of reducing the temperature from my normal 22 degrees to a just-about-bearable 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n"And when I say compromise, what I mean is he has to accept it or we\'re getting divorced."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, it has emerged that the only people celebrating the continued miserable weather are energy company bosses.\r\n\r\nEnergy finance expert Anna Countance said: "Energy suppliers are jubilant. They budget for Britain to turn off the heating in late February or, at worst, early March.\r\n\r\n"But here we are at the end of April and everybody still has the thermostat turned up."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather correspondent Gale Fawcett said there was no prospect of it warming up until the end of next week.\r\n\r\n"It\'s just bloody cold, wet and miserable," she explained.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Britain caught in heating conundrum', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'turn-off-heating', '', '', '2018-04-29 17:09:36', '2018-04-29 17:09:36', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8840', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8842, 1, '2018-04-29 10:13:36', '2018-04-29 10:13:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg" alt="Britain keeps the heating on" width="700" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8841" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain can\'t decided if it should turn off the heating, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlthough it is nearly summer, temperatures are struggling to reach double figures and women insist on keeping the heating on for "just a little while longer".\r\n\r\nBut hardy men, who have to pay all the household energy bills, can\'t believe the boiler has been heating the house constantly since the last warm day back in October.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, a man from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said: "My missus keeps turning up the thermostat even thought we\'re nearly in MAY.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all very well for her, but she doesn\'t have to pay the bills - and it\'s unnatural to have the radiators on so late in the year."\r\n\r\nBut Lorraine Fisher, 34, a woman, said: "I really can\'t stand the cold. It affects my joints and that\'s not good for my sinuses.\r\n\r\n"I have agreed a compromise with my husband of reducing the temperature from my comfortable 22 degrees to a \'chillaxed\' 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n"When I say compromise, what I mean is he\'d better accept it or we are getting divorced."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, it has emerged that the only people celebrating the continued miserable weather are energy company bosses.\r\n\r\nEnergy finance expert Anna Countant said: "Energy suppliers are jubilant. They budget for Britain to turn off the heating in early March, but we\'re nearly in May and every still has the thermostat turned up."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather correspondent Gale Fawcett said there was no prospect of it warming up until the end of next week.\r\n\r\n"It\'s just bloody cold, wet and miserable," she explained.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Britain caught in heating conundrum', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8840-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 10:13:36', '2018-04-29 10:13:36', '', 8840, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8840-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8843, 1, '2018-04-29 10:16:27', '2018-04-29 10:16:27', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg" alt="Britain keeps the heating on" width="700" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8841" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain can\'t decided if it should turn off the heating, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlthough it is nearly summer, temperatures are struggling to reach double figures and women insist on keeping the heating on for "just a little while longer".\r\n\r\nBut hardy men, who have to pay all the household energy bills, can\'t believe the boiler has been heating the house constantly since the last warm day back in October.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, a man from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said: "My missus keeps turning up the thermostat even though we\'re nearly in MAY.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all very well for her, but she doesn\'t have to pay the bills - and it\'s unnatural to have the radiators on so late in the year."\r\n\r\nBut Lorraine Fisher, 34, a woman, said: "I really can\'t stand the cold. It affects my joints and that\'s not good for my sinuses.\r\n\r\n"I have agreed a compromise with my husband of reducing the temperature from my comfortable 22 degrees to a \'chillaxed\' 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n"When I say compromise, what I mean is he has to accept it or we are getting divorced."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, it has emerged that the only people celebrating the continued miserable weather are energy company bosses.\r\n\r\nEnergy finance expert Anna Countant said: "Energy suppliers are jubilant. They budget for Britain to turn off the heating in late February or, at worst, early March.\r\n\r\n"But here we are at the end of April and everybody still has the thermostat turned up."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather correspondent Gale Fawcett said there was no prospect of it warming up until the end of next week.\r\n\r\n"It\'s just bloody cold, wet and miserable," she explained.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Britain caught in heating conundrum', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8840-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 10:16:27', '2018-04-29 10:16:27', '', 8840, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8840-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8844, 1, '2018-04-29 17:09:31', '2018-04-29 17:09:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg" alt="Britain keeps the heating on" width="700" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8841" /></a>\n\n<strong>Britain can\'t decide if it should turn off the heating, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nAlthough it is nearly summer, temperatures are struggling to reach double figures and women insist on keeping the heating on for "just a little while longer".\n\nBut hardy men, who have to pay all the household energy bills, can\'t believe the boiler has been heating the house constantly since the last warm day back in October.\n\n\n\nSteve Walshe, a man from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said: "My missus keeps turning up the thermostat even though we\'re nearly in MAY.\n\n"It\'s all very well for her, but she doesn\'t have to pay the bills - and it\'s unnatural to have the radiators on so late in the year."\n\nBut <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/worlds-coldest-woman-lives-in-ipswich/">Lorraine Fisher, 34</a>, a woman, said: "I really can\'t stand the cold. It affects my joints and that\'s not good for my sinuses.\n\n"I have agreed a compromise with my husband of reducing the temperature from my normal 22 degrees to a just-about-bearable 20 degrees.\n\n"And when I say compromise, what I mean is he has to accept it or we\'re getting divorced."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMeanwhile, it has emerged that the only people celebrating the continued miserable weather are energy company bosses.\n\nEnergy finance expert Anna Countance said: "Energy suppliers are jubilant. They budget for Britain to turn off the heating in late February or, at worst, early March.\n\n"But here we are at the end of April and everybody still has the thermostat turned up."\n\nSuffolk Gazette weather correspondent Gale Fawcett said there was no prospect of it warming up until the end of next week.\n\n"It\'s just bloody cold, wet and miserable," she explained.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Britain caught in heating conundrum', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8840-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 17:09:31', '2018-04-29 17:09:31', '', 8840, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8840-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8845, 1, '2018-04-29 10:20:10', '2018-04-29 10:20:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg" alt="Britain keeps the heating on" width="700" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8841" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain can\'t decided if it should turn off the heating, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlthough it is nearly summer, temperatures are struggling to reach double figures and women insist on keeping the heating on for "just a little while longer".\r\n\r\nBut hardy men, who have to pay all the household energy bills, can\'t believe the boiler has been heating the house constantly since the last warm day back in October.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, a man from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said: "My missus keeps turning up the thermostat even though we\'re nearly in MAY.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all very well for her, but she doesn\'t have to pay the bills - and it\'s unnatural to have the radiators on so late in the year."\r\n\r\nBut Lorraine Fisher, 34, a woman, said: "I really can\'t stand the cold. It affects my joints and that\'s not good for my sinuses.\r\n\r\n"I have agreed a compromise with my husband of reducing the temperature from my normal 22 degrees to a just-about-bearable 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n"And when I say compromise, what I mean is he has to accept it or we\'re getting divorced."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, it has emerged that the only people celebrating the continued miserable weather are energy company bosses.\r\n\r\nEnergy finance expert Anna Countance said: "Energy suppliers are jubilant. They budget for Britain to turn off the heating in late February or, at worst, early March.\r\n\r\n"But here we are at the end of April and everybody still has the thermostat turned up."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather correspondent Gale Fawcett said there was no prospect of it warming up until the end of next week.\r\n\r\n"It\'s just bloody cold, wet and miserable," she explained.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Britain caught in heating conundrum', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8840-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 10:20:10', '2018-04-29 10:20:10', '', 8840, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8840-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8846, 1, '2018-04-29 17:09:36', '2018-04-29 17:09:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thermostat-e1524996636275.jpg" alt="Britain keeps the heating on" width="700" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8841" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain can\'t decide if it should turn off the heating, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nAlthough it is nearly summer, temperatures are struggling to reach double figures and women insist on keeping the heating on for "just a little while longer".\r\n\r\nBut hardy men, who have to pay all the household energy bills, can\'t believe the boiler has been heating the house constantly since the last warm day back in October.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, a man from Woodbridge in Suffolk, said: "My missus keeps turning up the thermostat even though we\'re nearly in MAY.\r\n\r\n"It\'s all very well for her, but she doesn\'t have to pay the bills - and it\'s unnatural to have the radiators on so late in the year."\r\n\r\nBut <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/worlds-coldest-woman-lives-in-ipswich/">Lorraine Fisher, 34</a>, a woman, said: "I really can\'t stand the cold. It affects my joints and that\'s not good for my sinuses.\r\n\r\n"I have agreed a compromise with my husband of reducing the temperature from my normal 22 degrees to a just-about-bearable 20 degrees.\r\n\r\n"And when I say compromise, what I mean is he has to accept it or we\'re getting divorced."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, it has emerged that the only people celebrating the continued miserable weather are energy company bosses.\r\n\r\nEnergy finance expert Anna Countance said: "Energy suppliers are jubilant. They budget for Britain to turn off the heating in late February or, at worst, early March.\r\n\r\n"But here we are at the end of April and everybody still has the thermostat turned up."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette weather correspondent Gale Fawcett said there was no prospect of it warming up until the end of next week.\r\n\r\n"It\'s just bloody cold, wet and miserable," she explained.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Britain caught in heating conundrum', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8840-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 17:09:36', '2018-04-29 17:09:36', '', 8840, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8840-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8847, 1, '2018-04-29 19:02:38', '2018-04-29 19:02:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/beccles-cake-e1525028152751.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/beccles-cake-e1525028152751.jpg" alt="Beccles cake" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8848" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world-famous Eccles Cake is being scraped into the bin after a landmark ruling confirmed it should rightfully be called a Beccles Cake.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals have always claimed the tasty teatime treat was invented in the north Suffolk town of Beccles in 1530, and quickly became a favourite of King Henry VIII.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the original Beccles Cake recipe was lost in a serious fire, only to be revived a hundred years late with the incorrect Eccles Cake name.\r\n\r\nThe error gave the obscure town in Greater Manchester a huge financial boost, leaving Beccles in Suffolk nothing more to look forward to than a grim view of Norfolk over the River Waveney.\r\n\r\nNow the Department of Food and Fisheries has acted as an intermediary between the two towns, and confirmed the recipe does indeed belong in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe Beccles Cake is a small, round cake filled with currants and made from flaky pastry with butter, sometimes topped with demerara sugar.\r\n\r\nIt is expected the Government ruling will prompt Beccles Town Council to apply for Protected Geographical Status, meaning only locally-make cakes can be named Beccles Cakes.\r\n\r\nAnd Eccles will be forced to ditch its imposter cakes in order to prevent confusion.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeccles baker Lorraine Fisher, 34, has been campaigning for years for the rightful return of the Beccles Cake name.\r\n\r\n"Those people from Lancashire just seized upon the name when an old document about the cake was found at Hampton Court Palace, in the records from Henry VIII\'s time.\r\n\r\n"The document accidentally left the \'B\' off the name of the cake, but Eccles didn\'t care and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/homemade-chutney-recipe/">cashed in on the recipe</a>.\r\n\r\n"This is a victory for common sense, and we can\'t wait to serve up tasty Beccles Cakes to our hungry customers."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Eccles Town Hall said they would be appealing against the Government decision.\r\n\r\n"We have been making Eccles Cakes for hundreds of years. If this Beccles place wants the name back they had better prepare to fight us for it."\r\n\r\nFood lovers believe the Beccles Cakes will taste nicer than Eccles Cakes because of the better living conditions in the south of England.\r\n\r\n"There is also better hygiene and more appreciation of fine cooking," said Suffolk food writer Barbara "Baps" Appleton.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Eccles Cake banned as name confirmed as Beccles Cake', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'beccles-cake', '', '', '2018-04-29 19:04:51', '2018-04-29 19:04:51', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8847', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8849, 1, '2018-04-29 19:02:02', '2018-04-29 19:02:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/beccles-cake-e1525028152751.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/beccles-cake-e1525028152751.jpg" alt="Beccles cake" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8848" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world-famous Eccles Cake is being scraped into the bin after a landmark ruling confirmed it should rightfully be called a Beccles Cake.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals have always claimed the tasty teatime treat was invented in the north Suffolk town of Beccles in 1530, and quickly became a favourite of King Henry VIII.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the original Beccles Cake recipe was lost in a serious fire, only to be revived a hundred years late with the incorrect Eccles Cake name.\r\n\r\nThe error gave the obscure town in Greater Manchester a huge financial boost, leaving Beccles in Suffolk nothing more to look forward to than a grim view of Norfolk over the River Waveney.\r\n\r\nNow the Department of Food and Fisheries has acted as an intermediary between the two towns, and confirmed the recipe does indeed belong in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe Beccles cake is a small, round cake filled with currants and made from flaky pastry with butter, sometimes topped with demerara sugar.\r\n\r\nIt is expected the Government ruling will prompt Beccles Town Council to apply for Protected Geographical Status, meaning only locally-make cakes can be named Beccles Cakes.\r\n\r\nAnd Eccles will be forced to ditch its imposter cakes in order to prevent confusion.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeccles baker Lorraine Fisher, 34, has been campaigning for years for the rightful return of the Beccles Cake name.\r\n\r\n"Those people from Lancashire just seized upon the name when an old document about the cake was found at Hampton Court Palace, in the records from Henry VIII\'s time.\r\n\r\n"The document accidentally left the \'B\' off the name of the cake, but Eccles didn\'t care and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/homemade-chutney-recipe/">cashed in on the recipe</a>.\r\n\r\n"This is a victory for common sense, and we can\'t wait to serve up tasty Beccles Cakes to our hungry customers."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Eccles Town Hall said they would be appealing against the Government decision.\r\n\r\n"We have been making Eccles Cakes for hundreds of years. If this Beccles place wants the name back they had better prepare to fight us for it."\r\n\r\nFood lovers believe the Beccles Cakes will taste nicer than Eccles Cakes because of the better living conditions in the south of England.\r\n\r\n"There is also better hygiene and more appreciation of fine cooking," said Suffolk food writer Barbara "Baps" Appleton.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Eccles Cake banned as name confirmed as Beccles Cake', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8847-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 19:02:02', '2018-04-29 19:02:02', '', 8847, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8847-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8850, 1, '2018-04-29 19:04:07', '2018-04-29 19:04:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/beccles-cake-e1525028152751.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/beccles-cake-e1525028152751.jpg" alt="Beccles cake" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8848" /></a>\n\n<strong>The world-famous Eccles Cake is being scraped into the bin after a landmark ruling confirmed it should rightfully be called a Beccles Cake.</strong>\n\nLocals have always claimed the tasty teatime treat was invented in the north Suffolk town of Beccles in 1530, and quickly became a favourite of King Henry VIII.\n\n\n\nBut the original Beccles Cake recipe was lost in a serious fire, only to be revived a hundred years late with the incorrect Eccles Cake name.\n\nThe error gave the obscure town in Greater Manchester a huge financial boost, leaving Beccles in Suffolk nothing more to look forward to than a grim view of Norfolk over the River Waveney.\n\nNow the Department of Food and Fisheries has acted as an intermediary between the two towns, and confirmed the recipe does indeed belong in Suffolk.\n\nThe Beccles Cake is a small, round cake filled with currants and made from flaky pastry with butter, sometimes topped with demerara sugar.\n\nIt is expected the Government ruling will prompt Beccles Town Council to apply for Protected Geographical Status, meaning only locally-make cakes can be named Beccles Cakes.\n\nAnd Eccles will be forced to ditch its imposter cakes in order to prevent confusion.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBeccles baker Lorraine Fisher, 34, has been campaigning for years for the rightful return of the Beccles Cake name.\n\n"Those people from Lancashire just seized upon the name when an old document about the cake was found at Hampton Court Palace, in the records from Henry VIII\'s time.\n\n"The document accidentally left the \'B\' off the name of the cake, but Eccles didn\'t care and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/homemade-chutney-recipe/">cashed in on the recipe</a>.\n\n"This is a victory for common sense, and we can\'t wait to serve up tasty Beccles Cakes to our hungry customers."\n\nAn insider at Eccles Town Hall said they would be appealing against the Government decision.\n\n"We have been making Eccles Cakes for hundreds of years. If this Beccles place wants the name back they had better prepare to fight us for it."\n\nFood lovers believe the Beccles Cakes will taste nicer than Eccles Cakes because of the better living conditions in the south of England.\n\n"There is also better hygiene and more appreciation of fine cooking," said Suffolk food writer Barbara "Baps" Appleton.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Eccles Cake banned as name confirmed as Beccles Cake', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8847-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 19:04:07', '2018-04-29 19:04:07', '', 8847, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8847-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8851, 1, '2018-04-29 19:04:51', '2018-04-29 19:04:51', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/beccles-cake-e1525028152751.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/beccles-cake-e1525028152751.jpg" alt="Beccles cake" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8848" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world-famous Eccles Cake is being scraped into the bin after a landmark ruling confirmed it should rightfully be called a Beccles Cake.</strong>\r\n\r\nLocals have always claimed the tasty teatime treat was invented in the north Suffolk town of Beccles in 1530, and quickly became a favourite of King Henry VIII.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut the original Beccles Cake recipe was lost in a serious fire, only to be revived a hundred years late with the incorrect Eccles Cake name.\r\n\r\nThe error gave the obscure town in Greater Manchester a huge financial boost, leaving Beccles in Suffolk nothing more to look forward to than a grim view of Norfolk over the River Waveney.\r\n\r\nNow the Department of Food and Fisheries has acted as an intermediary between the two towns, and confirmed the recipe does indeed belong in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThe Beccles Cake is a small, round cake filled with currants and made from flaky pastry with butter, sometimes topped with demerara sugar.\r\n\r\nIt is expected the Government ruling will prompt Beccles Town Council to apply for Protected Geographical Status, meaning only locally-make cakes can be named Beccles Cakes.\r\n\r\nAnd Eccles will be forced to ditch its imposter cakes in order to prevent confusion.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBeccles baker Lorraine Fisher, 34, has been campaigning for years for the rightful return of the Beccles Cake name.\r\n\r\n"Those people from Lancashire just seized upon the name when an old document about the cake was found at Hampton Court Palace, in the records from Henry VIII\'s time.\r\n\r\n"The document accidentally left the \'B\' off the name of the cake, but Eccles didn\'t care and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/homemade-chutney-recipe/">cashed in on the recipe</a>.\r\n\r\n"This is a victory for common sense, and we can\'t wait to serve up tasty Beccles Cakes to our hungry customers."\r\n\r\nAn insider at Eccles Town Hall said they would be appealing against the Government decision.\r\n\r\n"We have been making Eccles Cakes for hundreds of years. If this Beccles place wants the name back they had better prepare to fight us for it."\r\n\r\nFood lovers believe the Beccles Cakes will taste nicer than Eccles Cakes because of the better living conditions in the south of England.\r\n\r\n"There is also better hygiene and more appreciation of fine cooking," said Suffolk food writer Barbara "Baps" Appleton.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Eccles Cake banned as name confirmed as Beccles Cake', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8847-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 19:04:51', '2018-04-29 19:04:51', '', 8847, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8847-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8852, 1, '2018-04-29 21:25:50', '2018-04-29 21:25:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/amber-rudd.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/amber-rudd.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="470" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8853" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Home Secretary Amber Rudd has forcibly deported herself from her job, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-fire politician had to admit finally that a bombshell target of 10 million people wanting her to quit had been met.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Rudd had previously claimed she had no knowledge of anyone wanting her to leave her employment in the cabinet.\r\n\r\nBut in a shock announcement she ripped up her employment contract and left with immediate effect.\r\n\r\nWithout the correct paperwork, she was then forced to pack her bags and leave the country.\r\n\r\nPolitical observer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "First she claimed she knew nothing of her resignation.\r\n\r\n"Then she resigned."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is now expected that Prime Minister Theresa May will appoint a safe pair of hands to run the Home Office, like Michael Gove.\r\n\r\n"It will likely be a bit of a shambles," Ms Fisher said. "You could say the Tories are Rudderless."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Amber Rudd forcibly deports herself from job', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'amber-rudd-forcibly-deports-herself-from-job', '', '', '2018-04-29 21:29:08', '2018-04-29 21:29:08', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8852', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8854, 1, '2018-04-29 21:25:25', '2018-04-29 21:25:25', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/amber-rudd.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/amber-rudd.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="470" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8853" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Home Secretary Amber Rudd has forcibly deported herself from her job, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-fire politician had to admit finally that a bombshell target of 10 million people wanting her to quit had been met.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Rudd had previously claimed she had no knowledge of anyone wanting her to leave her employment in the cabinet.\r\n\r\nBut in a shock announcement she ripped up her employment contract and left with immediate effect.\r\n\r\nWithout the correct paperwork, she was then forced to pack her bags and leave the country.\r\n\r\nPolitical observer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "First she claimed she knew nothing of her resignation.\r\n\r\n"Then she resigned."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is now expected that Prime Minister Theresa May will appoint a safe pair of hands to run the Home Office, like Michael Gove.\r\n\r\n"It will likely be a bit of a shambles," Ms Fisher said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Amber Rudd forcibly deports herself from job', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8852-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 21:25:25', '2018-04-29 21:25:25', '', 8852, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8852-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8855, 1, '2018-04-29 21:26:49', '2018-04-29 21:26:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/amber-rudd.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/amber-rudd.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="470" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8853" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Home Secretary Amber Rudd has forcibly deported herself from her job, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-fire politician had to admit finally that a bombshell target of 10 million people wanting her to quit had been met.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Rudd had previously claimed she had no knowledge of anyone wanting her to leave her employment in the cabinet.\r\n\r\nBut in a shock announcement she ripped up her employment contract and left with immediate effect.\r\n\r\nWithout the correct paperwork, she was then forced to pack her bags and leave the country.\r\n\r\nPolitical observer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "First she claimed she knew nothing of her resignation.\r\n\r\n"Then she resigned."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is now expected that Prime Minister Theresa May will appoint a safe pair of hands to run the Home Office, like Michael Gove.\r\n\r\n"It will likely be a bit of a shambles," Ms Fisher said.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Amber Rudd forcibly deports herself from job', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8852-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 21:26:49', '2018-04-29 21:26:49', '', 8852, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8852-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8856, 1, '2018-04-29 21:28:57', '2018-04-29 21:28:57', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/amber-rudd.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/amber-rudd.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="470" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8853" /></a>\n\n<strong>Home Secretary Amber Rudd has forcibly deported herself from her job, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe under-fire politician had to admit finally that a bombshell target of 10 million people wanting her to quit had been met.\n\n\n\nMs Rudd had previously claimed she had no knowledge of anyone wanting her to leave her employment in the cabinet.\n\nBut in a shock announcement she ripped up her employment contract and left with immediate effect.\n\nWithout the correct paperwork, she was then forced to pack her bags and leave the country.\n\nPolitical observer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "First she claimed she knew nothing of her resignation.\n\n"Then she resigned."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIt is now expected that Prime Minister Theresa May will appoint a safe pair of hands to run the Home Office, like Michael Gove.\n\n"It will likely be a bit of a shambles," Ms Fisher said. "You could say the Tories were Rudder\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]\n\n\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Amber Rudd forcibly deports herself from job', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8852-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 21:28:57', '2018-04-29 21:28:57', '', 8852, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8852-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8857, 1, '2018-04-29 21:29:08', '2018-04-29 21:29:08', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/amber-rudd.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/amber-rudd.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="470" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8853" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Home Secretary Amber Rudd has forcibly deported herself from her job, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe under-fire politician had to admit finally that a bombshell target of 10 million people wanting her to quit had been met.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMs Rudd had previously claimed she had no knowledge of anyone wanting her to leave her employment in the cabinet.\r\n\r\nBut in a shock announcement she ripped up her employment contract and left with immediate effect.\r\n\r\nWithout the correct paperwork, she was then forced to pack her bags and leave the country.\r\n\r\nPolitical observer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "First she claimed she knew nothing of her resignation.\r\n\r\n"Then she resigned."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is now expected that Prime Minister Theresa May will appoint a safe pair of hands to run the Home Office, like Michael Gove.\r\n\r\n"It will likely be a bit of a shambles," Ms Fisher said. "You could say the Tories are Rudderless."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Amber Rudd forcibly deports herself from job', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8852-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-29 21:29:08', '2018-04-29 21:29:08', '', 8852, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8852-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8858, 1, '2018-04-30 13:46:23', '2018-04-30 13:46:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/naughty-child-e1525095720627.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/naughty-child-e1525095720627.jpg" alt="Children banned from pubs" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8860" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Children are being banned from all pubs so customers can enjoy their food and drink in peace, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nNew legislation enforced by the Suffolk Pub Landlords Association means parents will be ordered to leave their youngsters in the car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn the good old days kids were routinely dumped outside to play in the traffic with a bottle of Coke and a packet of crisps.\r\n\r\nBut then they began kicking and screaming their way into the pubs.\r\n\r\nBefore long adults could not hear themselves at the bar over the din of loud-talking or screaming children.\r\n\r\nNow grown ups have won their long-fought campaign to keep public houses child free.\r\n\r\n"This is a victory for commons sense," said pub regular Steve Walshe from Woodbridge.\r\n\r\n"When I go out I want a quiet pint with my mates, and I do not to expect to be sitting in the middle of a crèche.\r\n\r\n"Some parents let their kids get away with murder when they should be sitting quietly. Kids should be seen and not heard - and preferably only seen in the car park."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut mummy groups on Facebook were furious with the news, claiming it is like something from Victorian Britain.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who runs YummyMumsNet, a successful online community for yummy mummies, was outraged.\r\n\r\n"I am fuming," she said. "If I want to take little Archie to the local gastro pub for a kale and spinach sandwich, then I shall.\r\n\r\n"These men would probably want smoking allowed in pubs again as well."\r\n\r\nThe news comes after it emerged Waitrose was trialing <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-cages/">special cages outside its Ipswich store</a> in which unruly children can be stored.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'Children banned from all Suffolk pubs', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'children-in-pubs', '', '', '2018-04-30 13:54:57', '2018-04-30 13:54:57', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8858', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8861, 1, '2018-04-30 13:45:17', '2018-04-30 13:45:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/naughty-child-e1525095720627.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/naughty-child-e1525095720627.jpg" alt="Children banned from pubs" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8860" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Children are being banned from all pubs so customers can enjoy their food and drink in peace, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nNew legislation enforced by the Suffolk Pub Landlords Association means parents will be ordered to leave their youngsters in the car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn the good old days kids were routinely dumped outside to play in the traffic with a bottle of Coke and a packet of crisps.\r\n\r\nBut then they began kicking and screaming their way into the pubs.\r\n\r\nBefore long adults could not hear themselves at the bar over the din of loud-talking or screaming children.\r\n\r\nNow grown ups have won their long-fought campaign to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ivor-traktor-misbehaves-after-drinking-reader-donations/">keep public houses child free</a>.\r\n\r\n"This is a victory for commons sense," said pub regular Steve Walshe from Woodbridge.\r\n\r\n"When I go out I want a quiet pint with my mates, and I do not to expect to be sitting in the middle of a crèche.\r\n\r\n"Some parents let their kids get away with murder when they should be sitting quietly. Kids should be seen and not heard - and preferably only seen in the car park."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut mummy groups on Facebook were furious with the news, claiming it is like something from Victorian Britain.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who runs YummyMumsNet, a successful online community for yummy mummies, was outraged.\r\n\r\n"I am fuming," she said. "If I want to take little Archie to the local gastro pub for a kale and spinach sandwich, then I shall.\r\n\r\n"These men would probably want smoking allowed in pubs again as well."\r\n\r\nThe news comes after it emerged Waitrose was trialing <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-cages/">special cages outside its Ipswich store</a> in which unruly children can be stored.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'Children banned from all Suffolk pubs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8858-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-30 13:45:17', '2018-04-30 13:45:17', '', 8858, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8858-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8862, 1, '2018-04-30 13:54:57', '2018-04-30 13:54:57', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/naughty-child-e1525095720627.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/naughty-child-e1525095720627.jpg" alt="Children banned from pubs" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8860" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Children are being banned from all pubs so customers can enjoy their food and drink in peace, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nNew legislation enforced by the Suffolk Pub Landlords Association means parents will be ordered to leave their youngsters in the car park.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn the good old days kids were routinely dumped outside to play in the traffic with a bottle of Coke and a packet of crisps.\r\n\r\nBut then they began kicking and screaming their way into the pubs.\r\n\r\nBefore long adults could not hear themselves at the bar over the din of loud-talking or screaming children.\r\n\r\nNow grown ups have won their long-fought campaign to keep public houses child free.\r\n\r\n"This is a victory for commons sense," said pub regular Steve Walshe from Woodbridge.\r\n\r\n"When I go out I want a quiet pint with my mates, and I do not to expect to be sitting in the middle of a crèche.\r\n\r\n"Some parents let their kids get away with murder when they should be sitting quietly. Kids should be seen and not heard - and preferably only seen in the car park."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut mummy groups on Facebook were furious with the news, claiming it is like something from Victorian Britain.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who runs YummyMumsNet, a successful online community for yummy mummies, was outraged.\r\n\r\n"I am fuming," she said. "If I want to take little Archie to the local gastro pub for a kale and spinach sandwich, then I shall.\r\n\r\n"These men would probably want smoking allowed in pubs again as well."\r\n\r\nThe news comes after it emerged Waitrose was trialing <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/waitrose-cages/">special cages outside its Ipswich store</a> in which unruly children can be stored.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n', 'Children banned from all Suffolk pubs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8858-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-04-30 13:54:57', '2018-04-30 13:54:57', '', 8858, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8858-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8863, 1, '2018-05-01 06:25:40', '2018-05-01 06:25:40', '\r\n<strong>Firemen were called to a Suffolk village today when three women became entangled in a maypole during May Day celebrations.</strong>\r\n\r\nEach year the ladies in Rattlesden attach large ribbons to the top of the village green maypole and dance around it as part of a centuries-old tradition to herald May 1.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut yesterday the dance descended into farce when one of the participants, who villagers claimed had "been at the cider", kept getting her dance moves wrong.\r\n\r\nThe dancers\' colourful ribbons, which were attached to the top of the pole, started getting tangled up.\r\n\r\nBefore anyone could intervene, three of the women found themselves wrapped around the maypole, tied up and unable to move.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/maypole-dance.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/maypole-dance.jpg" alt="maypole dance" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3508" /></a>\r\n\r\n"It was very funny, but we were a little worried because they could not move and one of the ladies said she could not breathe very well," dance leader Mary Blear-Smythe said.\r\n\r\n"But no matter how hard we tried, we could not untangle the ribbons. My husband got some garden shears, but he cut Mrs Pike\'s fringe and nearly sliced off Mrs Parkinson\'s fingers.\r\n\r\n"In the end we had to call the fire brigade, who were very decent about it. They had to cut the maypole in half above the ladies heads, and then they were able to lift the ribbons off.\r\n\r\n"Everybody was very relieved, and went to the pub for a calming drink afterwards - except for tipsy Lorraine Fisher, 34, who was the one who caused the problem in the first place. She was sent home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEagle-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will recognise the village of Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, which is where a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">blind football team brawled with a bunch of morris dancers</a> in the summer of 2015.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk fire service spokesman said: "One appliance was sent to Rattlesden to release three women who had become trapped on a maypole.\r\n\r\n"The crew used cutting equipment to slice the pole in half so the ribbons could be lifted off. No one was hurt."\r\n\r\nMrs Blear added: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that we have had two mishaps relating to different folk traditions. We are now a little worried about this summer\'s folk music festival at The Brewers Arms."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n</h2>', 'Firemen free trapped maypole dancers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3507-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-01 06:25:40', '2018-05-01 06:25:40', '', 3507, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3507-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8864, 1, '2018-05-01 06:45:06', '2018-05-01 06:45:06', '<strong>Firemen were called to a Suffolk village today when three women became entangled in a maypole during May Day celebrations.</strong>\r\n\r\nEach year the ladies in Rattlesden attach large ribbons to the top of the village green maypole and dance around it as part of a centuries-old tradition to herald May 1.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut yesterday the dance descended into farce when one of the participants, who villagers claimed had "been at the cider", kept getting her dance moves wrong.\r\n\r\nThe dancers\' colourful ribbons, which were attached to the top of the pole, started getting tangled up.\r\n\r\nBefore anyone could intervene, three of the women found themselves wrapped around the maypole, tied up and unable to move.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/maypole-dance.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/maypole-dance.jpg" alt="maypole dance" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3508" /></a>\r\n\r\n"It was very funny, but we were a little worried because they could not move and one of the ladies said she could not breathe very well," dance leader Mary Blear-Smythe said.\r\n\r\n"But no matter how hard we tried, we could not untangle the ribbons. My husband got some garden shears, but he cut Mrs Pike\'s fringe and nearly sliced off Mrs Parkinson\'s fingers.\r\n\r\n"In the end we had to call the fire brigade, who were very decent about it. They had to cut the maypole in half above the ladies heads, and then they were able to lift the ribbons off.\r\n\r\n"Everybody was very relieved, and went to the pub for a calming drink afterwards - except for tipsy Lorraine Fisher, 34, who was the one who caused the problem in the first place. She was sent home."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nEagle-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will recognise the village of Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, which is where a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/">blind football team brawled with a bunch of morris dancers</a> in the summer of 2015.\r\n\r\nA Suffolk fire service spokesman said: "One appliance was sent to Rattlesden to release three women who had become trapped on a maypole.\r\n\r\n"The crew used cutting equipment to slice the pole in half so the ribbons could be lifted off. No one was hurt."\r\n\r\nMrs Blear-Smythe added: "It\'s a bit of a coincidence that we have had two mishaps relating to different folk traditions. We are now a little worried about this summer\'s folk music festival at The Brewers Arms."\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n</h2>', 'Firemen free trapped maypole dancers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3507-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-01 06:45:06', '2018-05-01 06:45:06', '', 3507, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3507-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8866, 1, '2018-05-01 08:58:49', '2018-05-01 08:58:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/popeye-face-in-chicken.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/popeye-face-in-chicken.jpg" alt="Popeye face in chicken" width="552" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8867" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk housewife Lorraine Fisher was amazed when the face of Popeye the Sailor appeared in her roast chicken dinner.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe was about to tuck into the tasty chicken and rice dish when the vision appeared.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was gobsmacked," said Ms Fisher, 34, from Haverhill. "I don\'t normally go around looking for faces in things, especially my dinner, but there he was. It\'s definitely Popeye."\r\n\r\nShe had no idea why the popular strongman cartoon character should appear in her chicken.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t even have spinach on my plate," joked Ms Fisher in reference to Popeye\'s love of the tinned green vegetable.\r\n\r\nDespite the spooky vision, Ms Fisher said she was so hungry that she ate the Popeye-faced chicken anyway.\r\n\r\n"I\'d been working in Asda all day and was starving, so no wonky-eyed, pipe-smoking bloke was going to put me off my food."\r\n\r\nFortunately she took a photograph of the chicken before demolishing it, washing it down with a glass of cider.\r\n\r\n"I did check my husbands plate, but no face appeared in his chicken," she confirmed.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPopeye first appeared in the Thimble Strip comic in 1929, and went on to television and film stardom. It is not known if has appeared on a chicken before.\r\n\r\nThe love of his life is Olive, who is also the subject of attention from Popeye\'s nemesis Bluto.\r\n\r\n"I never watched the cartoon when I was a kid," explained Ms Fisher, "but I did see the film, the one with Robin Williams in.\r\n\r\n"But that doesn\'t explain the chicken." \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Face of Popeye appeared in my chicken dinner', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'face-of-popeye-chicken-dinner', '', '', '2018-05-01 09:24:44', '2018-05-01 09:24:44', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8866', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8868, 1, '2018-05-01 08:56:39', '2018-05-01 08:56:39', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/popeye-face-in-chicken.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/popeye-face-in-chicken.jpg" alt="Popeye face in chicken" width="552" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8867" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk housewife Lorraine Fisher was amazed when the face of Popeye the Sailor appeared in her roast chicken dinner.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe was about to tuck into the tasty chicken leg and rice when the vision appeared.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was gobsmacked," said Ms Fisher, 34, from Haverhill. "I don\'t normally go around looking for faces in things, especially my dinner, but there he was. It\'s definitely Popeye."\r\n\r\nShe had no idea why the popular strongman cartoon character should appear in her chicken.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t even have spinach on my plate," joked Ms Fisher in reference to Popeye\'s love of the tinned green vegetable.\r\n\r\nDespite the spooky vision, Ms Fisher said she was so hungry that she ate the Popeye-faced chicken anyway.\r\n\r\n"I\'d been working in Asda all day and was starving, so no wonky-eyed, pipe-smoking bloke was going to put me off my food."\r\n\r\nFortunately she took a photograph of the chicken before demolishing it, washing it down with a glass of cider.\r\n\r\n"I did check my husbands plate, but no face appeared in his chicken," she confirmed.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPopeye first appeared in the Thimble Strip comic in 1929, and went on to television and film stardom. It is not known if has appeared on a chicken before.\r\n\r\nThe love of his life is Olive, who is also the subject of attention from Popeye\'s nemesis Bluto. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Face of Popeye appeared in my chicken dinner', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8866-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-01 08:56:39', '2018-05-01 08:56:39', '', 8866, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8866-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8869, 1, '2018-05-01 09:23:32', '2018-05-01 09:23:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/popeye-face-in-chicken.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/popeye-face-in-chicken.jpg" alt="Popeye face in chicken" width="552" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8867" /></a>\n\n<strong>Suffolk housewife Lorraine Fisher was amazed when the face of Popeye the Sailor appeared in her roast chicken dinner.</strong>\n\nShe was about to tuck into the tasty chicken and rice dish when the vision appeared.\n\n\n\n"I was gobsmacked," said Ms Fisher, 34, from Haverhill. "I don\'t normally go around looking for faces in things, especially my dinner, but there he was. It\'s definitely Popeye."\n\nShe had no idea why the popular strongman cartoon character should appear in her chicken.\n\n"I didn\'t even have spinach on my plate," joked Ms Fisher in reference to Popeye\'s love of the tinned green vegetable.\n\nDespite the spooky vision, Ms Fisher said she was so hungry that she ate the Popeye-faced chicken anyway.\n\n"I\'d been working in Asda all day and was starving, so no wonky-eyed, pipe-smoking bloke was going to put me off my food."\n\nFortunately she took a photograph of the chicken before demolishing it, washing it down with a glass of cider.\n\n"I did check my husbands plate, but no face appeared in his chicken," she confirmed.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nPopeye first appeared in the Thimble Strip comic in 1929, and went on to television and film stardom. It is not known if has appeared on a chicken before.\n\nThe love of his life is Olive, who is also the subject of attention from Popeye\'s nemesis Bluto.\n\n\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Face of Popeye appeared in my chicken dinner', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8866-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-01 09:23:32', '2018-05-01 09:23:32', '', 8866, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8866-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8870, 1, '2018-05-01 09:01:09', '2018-05-01 09:01:09', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/popeye-face-in-chicken.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/popeye-face-in-chicken.jpg" alt="Popeye face in chicken" width="552" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8867" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk housewife Lorraine Fisher was amazed when the face of Popeye the Sailor appeared in her roast chicken dinner.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe was about to tuck into the tasty chicken and rice dish when the vision appeared.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was gobsmacked," said Ms Fisher, 34, from Haverhill. "I don\'t normally go around looking for faces in things, especially my dinner, but there he was. It\'s definitely Popeye."\r\n\r\nShe had no idea why the popular strongman cartoon character should appear in her chicken.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t even have spinach on my plate," joked Ms Fisher in reference to Popeye\'s love of the tinned green vegetable.\r\n\r\nDespite the spooky vision, Ms Fisher said she was so hungry that she ate the Popeye-faced chicken anyway.\r\n\r\n"I\'d been working in Asda all day and was starving, so no wonky-eyed, pipe-smoking bloke was going to put me off my food."\r\n\r\nFortunately she took a photograph of the chicken before demolishing it, washing it down with a glass of cider.\r\n\r\n"I did check my husbands plate, but no face appeared in his chicken," she confirmed.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPopeye first appeared in the Thimble Strip comic in 1929, and went on to television and film stardom. It is not known if has appeared on a chicken before.\r\n\r\nThe love of his life is Olive, who is also the subject of attention from Popeye\'s nemesis Bluto.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Face of Popeye appeared in my chicken dinner', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8866-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-01 09:01:09', '2018-05-01 09:01:09', '', 8866, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8866-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8871, 1, '2018-05-01 09:24:44', '2018-05-01 09:24:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/popeye-face-in-chicken.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/popeye-face-in-chicken.jpg" alt="Popeye face in chicken" width="552" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8867" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk housewife Lorraine Fisher was amazed when the face of Popeye the Sailor appeared in her roast chicken dinner.</strong>\r\n\r\nShe was about to tuck into the tasty chicken and rice dish when the vision appeared.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I was gobsmacked," said Ms Fisher, 34, from Haverhill. "I don\'t normally go around looking for faces in things, especially my dinner, but there he was. It\'s definitely Popeye."\r\n\r\nShe had no idea why the popular strongman cartoon character should appear in her chicken.\r\n\r\n"I didn\'t even have spinach on my plate," joked Ms Fisher in reference to Popeye\'s love of the tinned green vegetable.\r\n\r\nDespite the spooky vision, Ms Fisher said she was so hungry that she ate the Popeye-faced chicken anyway.\r\n\r\n"I\'d been working in Asda all day and was starving, so no wonky-eyed, pipe-smoking bloke was going to put me off my food."\r\n\r\nFortunately she took a photograph of the chicken before demolishing it, washing it down with a glass of cider.\r\n\r\n"I did check my husbands plate, but no face appeared in his chicken," she confirmed.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPopeye first appeared in the Thimble Strip comic in 1929, and went on to television and film stardom. It is not known if has appeared on a chicken before.\r\n\r\nThe love of his life is Olive, who is also the subject of attention from Popeye\'s nemesis Bluto.\r\n\r\n"I never watched the cartoon when I was a kid," explained Ms Fisher, "but I did see the film, the one with Robin Williams in.\r\n\r\n"But that doesn\'t explain the chicken." \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Face of Popeye appeared in my chicken dinner', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8866-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-01 09:24:44', '2018-05-01 09:24:44', '', 8866, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8866-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8872, 1, '2018-05-03 08:40:12', '2018-05-03 08:40:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg" alt="Stay off the booze" width="1142" height="843" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8873" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A fearsome new women\'s group that forces men to stay off the booze is taking hold in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nBattleaxe members insist they will reject any sexual advances if their husbands have had a drink.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBranches of <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> having been popping up as far south as Framlingham after the group first launched in Kessingland last year.\r\n\r\nNow even music superstar Ed Sheeran, who lives just outside Framlingham, is worried his wife-to-be might sign up.\r\n\r\nMarjorie Dawes, 73, from Kessingland launched <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> after becoming fed-up with her hen-pecked husband, Geoff, disappearing to the pub.\r\n\r\n"Alcohol is the Devil\'s work," explained Marjorie, who is the stern-looking lady pictured pointing to the sign in the picture above.\r\n\r\n"Men spend all their wages on drink and then still expect us to be their sexual playthings.\r\n\r\n"Well no more! As our campaign slogan clearly states, \'Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours\'.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the only language layabouts like my Geoff understand."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe formidable members of <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> are drawn mostly from the radical wing of the Women\'s Institute, which is already embedded in every town and village across Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/international-womens-day-iron/">Ladies </a>there are made of strong stuff, and you really wouldn\'t want to argue with them.\r\n\r\nBut their campaign is seemingly having little effect on the drinks industry.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who runs a pub in Walberswick, said: "The number of men coming into the pub has not changed at all.\r\n\r\n"In fact, more of them are <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/age-partnership/">drinking </a>than ever so they DON\'T have to go anywhere near the wife with no clothes on.\r\n\r\n"I think it\'s a bit of a relief for them, a weight off their minds."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Women threaten nookie ban to force men off booze', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'women-nookie-ban-booze', '', '', '2018-05-03 08:46:42', '2018-05-03 08:46:42', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8872', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8874, 1, '2018-05-03 08:38:00', '2018-05-03 08:38:00', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg" alt="Stay off the booze" width="1142" height="843" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8873" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A fearsome new women\'s group that forces men to stay off the booze is taking hold in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nBattleaxe members insist they will reject any sexual advances if their husbands have a drink.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBranches of Booze It, You Lose It having been popping up as far south as Framlingham after the group first launched in Kessingland last year.\r\n\r\nNow even music superstar Ed Sheeran, who lives just outside Framlingham, is worried his wife-to-be might sign up.\r\n\r\nMarjorie Dawes, 73, from Kessignland launched Booze It, You Lose It after becoming fed-up with her hen-pecked husband, Geoff, disappearing to the pub.\r\n\r\n"Alcohol is the Devil\'s work," explained Marjorie, who is the stern-looking lady pictured pointing to the sign in the picture above.\r\n\r\n"Men spend all their wages on drink and then still expect us to be their sexual playthings.\r\n\r\n"Well no more! As our campaign slogan clearly states, \'Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours\'.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the only language layabouts like my Geoff understand."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe formidable members of Booze It, You Lose It, are drawn mostly from the radical wing of the Women\'s Institute, which is already embedded in every town and village across Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/international-womens-day-iron/">Ladies </a>there are made of strong stuff, and you really wouldn\'t want to argue with them.\r\n\r\nBut their campaign is seemingly having little effect on the drinks industry.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who runs a pub in Walberswick, said: "The number of men coming into the pub has not changed at all.\r\n\r\n"In fact, more of them are <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/age-partnership/">drinking </a>than ever so they DON\'T have to go anywhere near the wife with no clothes on."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Women use nookie ban threat to force men off booze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8872-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-03 08:38:00', '2018-05-03 08:38:00', '', 8872, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8872-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8875, 1, '2018-05-03 08:40:12', '2018-05-03 08:40:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg" alt="Stay off the booze" width="1142" height="843" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8873" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A fearsome new women\'s group that forces men to stay off the booze is taking hold in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nBattleaxe members insist they will reject any sexual advances if their husbands have a drink.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBranches of Booze It, You Lose It having been popping up as far south as Framlingham after the group first launched in Kessingland last year.\r\n\r\nNow even music superstar Ed Sheeran, who lives just outside Framlingham, is worried his wife-to-be might sign up.\r\n\r\nMarjorie Dawes, 73, from Kessignland launched Booze It, You Lose It after becoming fed-up with her hen-pecked husband, Geoff, disappearing to the pub.\r\n\r\n"Alcohol is the Devil\'s work," explained Marjorie, who is the stern-looking lady pictured pointing to the sign in the picture above.\r\n\r\n"Men spend all their wages on drink and then still expect us to be their sexual playthings.\r\n\r\n"Well no more! As our campaign slogan clearly states, \'Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours\'.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the only language layabouts like my Geoff understand."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe formidable members of Booze It, You Lose It, are drawn mostly from the radical wing of the Women\'s Institute, which is already embedded in every town and village across Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/international-womens-day-iron/">Ladies </a>there are made of strong stuff, and you really wouldn\'t want to argue with them.\r\n\r\nBut their campaign is seemingly having little effect on the drinks industry.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who runs a pub in Walberswick, said: "The number of men coming into the pub has not changed at all.\r\n\r\n"In fact, more of them are <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/age-partnership/">drinking </a>than ever so they DON\'T have to go anywhere near the wife with no clothes on."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Women threaten nookie ban to force men off booze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8872-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-03 08:40:12', '2018-05-03 08:40:12', '', 8872, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8872-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8876, 1, '2018-05-03 08:45:12', '2018-05-03 08:45:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg" alt="Stay off the booze" width="1142" height="843" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8873" /></a>\n\n<strong>A fearsome new women\'s group that forces men to stay off the booze is taking hold in Suffolk.</strong>\n\nBattleaxe members insist they will reject any sexual advances if their husbands have a drink.\n\n\n\nBranches of <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> having been popping up as far south as Framlingham after the group first launched in Kessingland last year.\n\nNow even music superstar Ed Sheeran, who lives just outside Framlingham, is worried his wife-to-be might sign up.\n\nMarjorie Dawes, 73, from Kessingland launched <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> after becoming fed-up with her hen-pecked husband, Geoff, disappearing to the pub.\n\n"Alcohol is the Devil\'s work," explained Marjorie, who is the stern-looking lady pictured pointing to the sign in the picture above.\n\n"Men spend all their wages on drink and then still expect us to be their sexual playthings.\n\n"Well no more! As our campaign slogan clearly states, \'Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours\'.\n\n"It\'s the only language layabouts like my Geoff understand."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe formidable members of <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> are drawn mostly from the radical wing of the Women\'s Institute, which is already embedded in every town and village across Suffolk.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/international-womens-day-iron/">Ladies </a>there are made of strong stuff, and you really wouldn\'t want to argue with them.\n\nBut their campaign is seemingly having little effect on the drinks industry.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who runs a pub in Walberswick, said: "The number of men coming into the pub has not changed at all.\n\n"In fact, more of them are <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/age-partnership/">drinking </a>than ever so they DON\'T have to go anywhere near the wife with no clothes on.\n\n"I think it\'s a bit of a relief for them, a weight off their minds."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Women threaten nookie ban to force men off booze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8872-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-03 08:45:12', '2018-05-03 08:45:12', '', 8872, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8872-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8877, 1, '2018-05-03 08:45:19', '2018-05-03 08:45:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg" alt="Stay off the booze" width="1142" height="843" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8873" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A fearsome new women\'s group that forces men to stay off the booze is taking hold in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nBattleaxe members insist they will reject any sexual advances if their husbands have a drink.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBranches of <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> having been popping up as far south as Framlingham after the group first launched in Kessingland last year.\r\n\r\nNow even music superstar Ed Sheeran, who lives just outside Framlingham, is worried his wife-to-be might sign up.\r\n\r\nMarjorie Dawes, 73, from Kessingland launched <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> after becoming fed-up with her hen-pecked husband, Geoff, disappearing to the pub.\r\n\r\n"Alcohol is the Devil\'s work," explained Marjorie, who is the stern-looking lady pictured pointing to the sign in the picture above.\r\n\r\n"Men spend all their wages on drink and then still expect us to be their sexual playthings.\r\n\r\n"Well no more! As our campaign slogan clearly states, \'Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours\'.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the only language layabouts like my Geoff understand."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe formidable members of <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> are drawn mostly from the radical wing of the Women\'s Institute, which is already embedded in every town and village across Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/international-womens-day-iron/">Ladies </a>there are made of strong stuff, and you really wouldn\'t want to argue with them.\r\n\r\nBut their campaign is seemingly having little effect on the drinks industry.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who runs a pub in Walberswick, said: "The number of men coming into the pub has not changed at all.\r\n\r\n"In fact, more of them are <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/age-partnership/">drinking </a>than ever so they DON\'T have to go anywhere near the wife with no clothes on.\r\n\r\n"I think it\'s a bit of a relief for them, a weight off their minds."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Women threaten nookie ban to force men off booze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8872-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-03 08:45:19', '2018-05-03 08:45:19', '', 8872, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8872-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8878, 1, '2018-05-03 08:46:42', '2018-05-03 08:46:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lips-that-touch.jpg" alt="Stay off the booze" width="1142" height="843" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8873" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A fearsome new women\'s group that forces men to stay off the booze is taking hold in Suffolk.</strong>\r\n\r\nBattleaxe members insist they will reject any sexual advances if their husbands have had a drink.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBranches of <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> having been popping up as far south as Framlingham after the group first launched in Kessingland last year.\r\n\r\nNow even music superstar Ed Sheeran, who lives just outside Framlingham, is worried his wife-to-be might sign up.\r\n\r\nMarjorie Dawes, 73, from Kessingland launched <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> after becoming fed-up with her hen-pecked husband, Geoff, disappearing to the pub.\r\n\r\n"Alcohol is the Devil\'s work," explained Marjorie, who is the stern-looking lady pictured pointing to the sign in the picture above.\r\n\r\n"Men spend all their wages on drink and then still expect us to be their sexual playthings.\r\n\r\n"Well no more! As our campaign slogan clearly states, \'Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours\'.\r\n\r\n"It\'s the only language layabouts like my Geoff understand."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe formidable members of <em>Booze It, You Lose It</em> are drawn mostly from the radical wing of the Women\'s Institute, which is already embedded in every town and village across Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/international-womens-day-iron/">Ladies </a>there are made of strong stuff, and you really wouldn\'t want to argue with them.\r\n\r\nBut their campaign is seemingly having little effect on the drinks industry.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who runs a pub in Walberswick, said: "The number of men coming into the pub has not changed at all.\r\n\r\n"In fact, more of them are <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/age-partnership/">drinking </a>than ever so they DON\'T have to go anywhere near the wife with no clothes on.\r\n\r\n"I think it\'s a bit of a relief for them, a weight off their minds."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Women threaten nookie ban to force men off booze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8872-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-03 08:46:42', '2018-05-03 08:46:42', '', 8872, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8872-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8879, 1, '2018-04-30 04:05:59', '2018-04-30 04:05:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/online-uk-casino-guide-e1525425671416.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/online-uk-casino-guide-e1525425671416.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8880" /></a>\r\n\r\nAccording to many satisfied players in the United Kingdom, online casinos are much better compared to their physical counterparts. In fact, most people who have tried online casinos just once have stopped visiting brick and mortar casinos. Every year, these online casinos are revealing new options and features and that’s why you should stay up-to-date if you want to get most of your gaming experience. The following is a 2018 online UK casino guide that should help you make the right choice.\r\n\r\n<strong>Things to look for in online UK casinos in 2018</strong>\r\nTechnology has made rapid progress in the last few years. It looks like we are witnessing the emergence of new, inventive features on the Internet almost on a daily basis. Of course, <a href="https://best10casinosonline.co.uk/">online casinos in the UK</a> are not an exception. The best ones are always working on improving their offer and their features and options. So, what exactly should you look for this year when you are looking for a good online UK casino?\r\n\r\n<em><strong>Software and graphics</strong></em> - If you want to stay on the safe side and maximize your profit, you should look for online casinos that use reliable software solutions. There are a few software developers that have developed a solid reputation in the last few years and they are expected to shine even more in 2018. Some examples of reliable software developers include Playtech, NetEnt, Microgaming, and Betsoft. When it comes to graphics, you should expect to find more 3D games and even virtual reality casino games on some online gambling sites. Obviously, if you have VR equipment, stick to the casinos that have VR games in their offer.\r\n\r\n<em><strong>Smooth loading and gameplay</strong></em> - Almost all online casinos in the UK rely on HTML5 and even those that don’t will probably switch to HTML5 this year. Check the reviews and stay away from casinos where players are experiencing software crashes and lagging. This could ruin your gaming experience.\r\n  \r\n<em><strong>Selection of casino games</strong></em> - It doesn’t make sense to join an online casino that doesn’t have dozens of casino games in its offer. Slots, poker, roulette, and blackjack are a must. However, you should look for live casino games, VR games, and mobile games too.\r\n\r\n<em><strong>Payment methods and security</strong></em> - Online UK casinos are adding more and more payment methods in their offer. This makes it much easier for all users to deposit and withdraw money. When choosing a casino, analyze these payment options. Besides credit cards and debit cards, many of them are supporting electronic payment processors like Skrill, PayPal, and Neteller. In addition, many casinos today are accepting cryptocurrency like Bitcoin too. Finally, make sure that their security is updated to the latest standards in this industry.\r\n\r\n<strong>Mobile access</strong>\r\nAccording to the latest statistics, more than half of website visits come from mobile devices. So, even if you are not using your mobile device to play casino games, you will probably start doing this in the near future. That’s why it’s a smart move to opt for online casinos in the UK that support mobile devices. We are talking about online casinos with a responsive design which means that you will enjoy playing games regardless of the device you are using. The resolution should match the display of the device you are using at the moment.\r\n\r\n<strong>Recommended online UK casinos in 2018</strong>\r\nIt’s really difficult to recommend one online UK casino because it all depends on the needs, requirements, and desires of players. Yet, there are a few online casinos that stand out from the crowd in this 2018.\r\n\r\nFor instance, if you are looking for an online casino that has a wide range of casino games, you should check Casumo. This website has over 700 online casino games including slots, poker, blackjack and roulette games. On the other hand, Betway comes with a bonus package that goes up to 1000 GBP. InterCasino has a similar offer, but it also offers 110 free spins which is great for online slot fans.\r\n\r\nMobile casino players in the United Kingdom should give LeoVegas a chance because this slot has over 400 mobile-friendly games. Those who are fans of live casino games will be impressed by the games offered by BetVictor, 888 Casino and Grosvenor Casinos. \r\n\r\nWe hope that this 2018 online UK casino guide will help you find the best online casino.', '2018 online UK casino guide', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2018-online-uk-casino-guide', '', '', '2018-05-04 09:44:08', '2018-05-04 09:44:08', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8879', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8881, 1, '2018-05-04 09:22:56', '2018-05-04 09:22:56', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/online-uk-casino-guide-e1525425671416.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/online-uk-casino-guide-e1525425671416.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8880" /></a>\r\n\r\nAccording to many satisfied players in the United Kingdom, online casinos are much better compared to their physical counterparts. In fact, most people who have tried online casinos just once have stopped visiting brick and mortar casinos. Every year, these online casinos are revealing new options and features and that’s why you should stay up-to-date if you want to get most of your gaming experience. The following is a 2018 online UK casino guide that should help you make the right choice.\r\n\r\n<strong>Things to look for in online UK casinos in 2018</strong>\r\nTechnology has made rapid progress in the last few years. It looks like we are witnessing the emergence of new, inventive features on the Internet almost on a daily basis. Of course, <a href="https://best10casinosonline.co.uk/">online casinos in the UK</a> are not an exception. The best ones are always working on improving their offer and their features and options. So, what exactly should you look for this year when you are looking for a good online UK casino?\r\n\r\n<em><strong>Software and graphics</strong></em> - If you want to stay on the safe side and maximize your profit, you should look for online casinos that use reliable software solutions. There are a few software developers that have developed a solid reputation in the last few years and they are expected to shine even more in 2018. Some examples of reliable software developers include Playtech, NetEnt, Microgaming, and Betsoft. When it comes to graphics, you should expect to find more 3D games and even virtual reality casino games on some online gambling sites. Obviously, if you have VR equipment, stick to the casinos that have VR games in their offer.\r\n\r\n<em><strong>Smooth loading and gameplay</strong></em> - Almost all online casinos in the UK rely on HTML5 and even those that don’t will probably switch to HTML5 this year. Check the reviews and stay away from casinos where players are experiencing software crashes and lagging. This could ruin your gaming experience.\r\n  \r\n<em><strong>Selection of casino games</strong></em> - It doesn’t make sense to join an online casino that doesn’t have dozens of casino games in its offer. Slots, poker, roulette, and blackjack are a must. However, you should look for live casino games, VR games, and mobile games too.\r\n\r\n<em><strong>Payment methods and security</strong></em> - Online UK casinos are adding more and more payment methods in their offer. This makes it much easier for all users to deposit and withdraw money. When choosing a casino, analyze these payment options. Besides credit cards and debit cards, many of them are supporting electronic payment processors like Skrill, PayPal, and Neteller. In addition, many casinos today are accepting cryptocurrency like Bitcoin too. Finally, make sure that their security is updated to the latest standards in this industry.\r\n\r\n<strong>Mobile access</strong>\r\nAccording to the latest statistics, more than half of website visits come from mobile devices. So, even if you are not using your mobile device to play casino games, you will probably start doing this in the near future. That’s why it’s a smart move to opt for online casinos in the UK that support mobile devices. We are talking about online casinos with a responsive design which means that you will enjoy playing games regardless of the device you are using. The resolution should match the display of the device you are using at the moment.\r\n\r\n<strong>Recommended online UK casinos in 2018</strong>\r\nIt’s really difficult to recommend one online UK casino because it all depends on the needs, requirements, and desires of players. Yet, there are a few online casinos that stand out from the crowd in this 2018.\r\n\r\nFor instance, if you are looking for an online casino that has a wide range of casino games, you should check Casumo. This website has over 700 online casino games including slots, poker, blackjack and roulette games. On the other hand, Betway comes with a bonus package that goes up to 1000 GBP. InterCasino has a similar offer, but it also offers 110 free spins which is great for online slot fans.\r\n\r\nMobile casino players in the United Kingdom should give LeoVegas a chance because this slot has over 400 mobile-friendly games. Those who are fans of live casino games will be impressed by the games offered by BetVictor, 888 Casino and Grosvenor Casinos. \r\n\r\nWe hope that this 2018 online UK casino guide will help you find the best online casino.', '2018 online UK casino guide', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8879-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-04 09:22:56', '2018-05-04 09:22:56', '', 8879, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8879-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8882, 1, '2018-04-30 09:53:37', '2018-04-30 09:53:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/study-e1525428064516.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/study-e1525428064516.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8883" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Introduction</strong>\r\nTime management plays a great role in different aspects of a person’s life. For the case of education, time management is required to organize one’s activity and have enough time for essay writing, completing assignments, studying, attending classes, and taking enough breaks to relax. It is therefore important that a person identifies and understands all tasks for each single day and allocates enough time for them. Prioritizing on the tasks is also crucial to ensure that one understands the appropriate time required for each task and also works on the most important tasks first. While there are numerous ways of properly organizing one’s time in education, some of the major tips to study effectively (according to <a href="https://customessayorder.com/">CustomEssayOrder.com</a>) are creating a schedule, avoiding procrastination and distraction, doing homework on time, dividing big tasks into smaller pieces, using a planner, and prioritizing on assignments. \r\n\r\n<strong>Create A schedule</strong>\r\nIn order to stay organized in college, each student should be aware of his daily tasks and have a schedule for them. This starts with the simple tasks of knowing one’s class times and being in class on time. It also includes all other tasks that the student has to work on and especially those with deadlines such as class assignments and projects. The best way of handling these projects and ensuring that they are delivered on time without interfering with the normal learning program is setting dates and timelines on when to work on them. The created schedule should also have time for breaks, sleep, and socialization. This is because even though learning is vital, it should not make the learner a prisoner by preventing him from carrying out his non-educational activities.\r\n    \r\n<strong>Avoid Procrastination and Distraction</strong>\r\nAvoiding postponing is ensured by keeping deadlines and a work schedule. In most cases, students are encouraged to postpone working on projects with long deadlines or those they find complex. This forces them to work with a last minute rush leading to poor performance. It is therefore advisable that one has small bits of the long-term project to complete each so that he has enough time for editing and revising. It is also recommended that a person understands all sources of distraction when learning and avoids them. This is by bearing in mind that the studying plans for other students do not need to necessarily work for him and thus come up with an appropriate plan meeting one’s needs and studying approaches.  \r\n\r\n<strong>Do Your Homework on Time</strong>\r\nEvery learner has to work on assignments given in class and with a scheduled deadline. While some assignments should be delivered by the end of the day, others can be done in two or more days. It is therefore crucial that a person understands when each assignment is required in order to plan. It also helps in allocating enough time for each assignment since it is expected that an individual works on numerous assignments each day. Doing homework on time would thus start by identifying the deadline, the amount of research required, and appropriate time to deliver high quality work. It I recommended that a student plans well to finish the assignment before the deadline rather than running after the instructor to ask for deadline extensions. This helps in avoiding penalties and fines thus improving one’s academic grades.\r\n \r\n<strong>Divide Big Tasks into Smaller Pieces</strong>\r\nOn time management tips for students, it is a requirement that learners identify big assignments and projects in order to ensure quality of work. Some assignments such as a research project require to be done in several months and in bits in order to be successfully completed. It is thus advisable that after being assigned to such projects, the learner identifies the small tasks that should be worked on, sets deadlines for each, and allocates enough time for each with the major goal in mind of delivering the completed big task within the stipulated time. Dividing big tasks into smaller pieces is noted to help in simplifying complex assignments/ projects that could otherwise not be possible to complete. It also helps in preventing last time rush or having shoddy work for fear of reaching the deadline before completing the assignment.\r\n\r\n<strong>Use a Planner</strong>\r\nThis might be in form of an application downloaded on one’s phone or a table or graphic representation in the learner’s notebook. With the planner, the student should list everything he has to do. While this might sound obvious, it is very easy for a learner to leave out most vital tasks only to remember them in the last minute thus negatively affecting their quality of work and eventually the overall grade. With a planner, daily tasks should be listed in order of priority including the university deadlines as well as student deadlines (student deadlines should be before or aligning with the university deadlines), and the exact time each task would take off the learner’s schedule. With a planner, it is also easy to check on assignments that have already been completed and add new ones as soon as they are assigned.\r\n \r\n<strong>Prioritize your Assignments</strong>\r\nWhile all assigned assignments are important, they cannot be handled at the same time. Having an assignment placed as the last on the list does not make it less important. However, prioritizing on assignments ensures that urgent, most important, and assignments requiring more time are worked on first. It helps the student stay organized at college in that he would not have misplaced priorities. For instance, even though socializing and taking breaks are important in a person’s life, this should not take up time that could otherwise be used to complete a very urgent assignment. In addition, an assignment given today but due in a week’s time should be worked on after an assignment given the following day to be delivered in a day.  \r\n\r\n<strong>Conclusion</strong>\r\nWith the major tips to study effectively including creating a schedule, avoiding procrastination and distraction, doing homework on time, dividing big tasks into smaller pieces, using a planner, and prioritizing on assignments, the life of a learner becomes easy. One will have time for all daily activities including both educational and non-educational tasks. It would also be the best opportunity to ensure that a student optimizes his time and thus achieves good grades. The student has to stay organized at college instead of getting shocked when others are handing in their assignments thus being forced to plead with the instructor for a deadline extension. It also enables the learner focus on his course, which is important as a foundation for his career.', 'How to properly organize your education time', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'how-to-properly-organize-your-education-time', '', '', '2018-05-04 10:06:17', '2018-05-04 10:06:17', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8882', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8884, 1, '2018-05-04 10:06:17', '2018-05-04 10:06:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/study-e1525428064516.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/study-e1525428064516.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8883" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Introduction</strong>\r\nTime management plays a great role in different aspects of a person’s life. For the case of education, time management is required to organize one’s activity and have enough time for essay writing, completing assignments, studying, attending classes, and taking enough breaks to relax. It is therefore important that a person identifies and understands all tasks for each single day and allocates enough time for them. Prioritizing on the tasks is also crucial to ensure that one understands the appropriate time required for each task and also works on the most important tasks first. While there are numerous ways of properly organizing one’s time in education, some of the major tips to study effectively (according to <a href="https://customessayorder.com/">CustomEssayOrder.com</a>) are creating a schedule, avoiding procrastination and distraction, doing homework on time, dividing big tasks into smaller pieces, using a planner, and prioritizing on assignments. \r\n\r\n<strong>Create A schedule</strong>\r\nIn order to stay organized in college, each student should be aware of his daily tasks and have a schedule for them. This starts with the simple tasks of knowing one’s class times and being in class on time. It also includes all other tasks that the student has to work on and especially those with deadlines such as class assignments and projects. The best way of handling these projects and ensuring that they are delivered on time without interfering with the normal learning program is setting dates and timelines on when to work on them. The created schedule should also have time for breaks, sleep, and socialization. This is because even though learning is vital, it should not make the learner a prisoner by preventing him from carrying out his non-educational activities.\r\n    \r\n<strong>Avoid Procrastination and Distraction</strong>\r\nAvoiding postponing is ensured by keeping deadlines and a work schedule. In most cases, students are encouraged to postpone working on projects with long deadlines or those they find complex. This forces them to work with a last minute rush leading to poor performance. It is therefore advisable that one has small bits of the long-term project to complete each so that he has enough time for editing and revising. It is also recommended that a person understands all sources of distraction when learning and avoids them. This is by bearing in mind that the studying plans for other students do not need to necessarily work for him and thus come up with an appropriate plan meeting one’s needs and studying approaches.  \r\n\r\n<strong>Do Your Homework on Time</strong>\r\nEvery learner has to work on assignments given in class and with a scheduled deadline. While some assignments should be delivered by the end of the day, others can be done in two or more days. It is therefore crucial that a person understands when each assignment is required in order to plan. It also helps in allocating enough time for each assignment since it is expected that an individual works on numerous assignments each day. Doing homework on time would thus start by identifying the deadline, the amount of research required, and appropriate time to deliver high quality work. It I recommended that a student plans well to finish the assignment before the deadline rather than running after the instructor to ask for deadline extensions. This helps in avoiding penalties and fines thus improving one’s academic grades.\r\n \r\n<strong>Divide Big Tasks into Smaller Pieces</strong>\r\nOn time management tips for students, it is a requirement that learners identify big assignments and projects in order to ensure quality of work. Some assignments such as a research project require to be done in several months and in bits in order to be successfully completed. It is thus advisable that after being assigned to such projects, the learner identifies the small tasks that should be worked on, sets deadlines for each, and allocates enough time for each with the major goal in mind of delivering the completed big task within the stipulated time. Dividing big tasks into smaller pieces is noted to help in simplifying complex assignments/ projects that could otherwise not be possible to complete. It also helps in preventing last time rush or having shoddy work for fear of reaching the deadline before completing the assignment.\r\n\r\n<strong>Use a Planner</strong>\r\nThis might be in form of an application downloaded on one’s phone or a table or graphic representation in the learner’s notebook. With the planner, the student should list everything he has to do. While this might sound obvious, it is very easy for a learner to leave out most vital tasks only to remember them in the last minute thus negatively affecting their quality of work and eventually the overall grade. With a planner, daily tasks should be listed in order of priority including the university deadlines as well as student deadlines (student deadlines should be before or aligning with the university deadlines), and the exact time each task would take off the learner’s schedule. With a planner, it is also easy to check on assignments that have already been completed and add new ones as soon as they are assigned.\r\n \r\n<strong>Prioritize your Assignments</strong>\r\nWhile all assigned assignments are important, they cannot be handled at the same time. Having an assignment placed as the last on the list does not make it less important. However, prioritizing on assignments ensures that urgent, most important, and assignments requiring more time are worked on first. It helps the student stay organized at college in that he would not have misplaced priorities. For instance, even though socializing and taking breaks are important in a person’s life, this should not take up time that could otherwise be used to complete a very urgent assignment. In addition, an assignment given today but due in a week’s time should be worked on after an assignment given the following day to be delivered in a day.  \r\n\r\n<strong>Conclusion</strong>\r\nWith the major tips to study effectively including creating a schedule, avoiding procrastination and distraction, doing homework on time, dividing big tasks into smaller pieces, using a planner, and prioritizing on assignments, the life of a learner becomes easy. One will have time for all daily activities including both educational and non-educational tasks. It would also be the best opportunity to ensure that a student optimizes his time and thus achieves good grades. The student has to stay organized at college instead of getting shocked when others are handing in their assignments thus being forced to plead with the instructor for a deadline extension. It also enables the learner focus on his course, which is important as a foundation for his career.', 'How to properly organize your education time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8882-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-04 10:06:17', '2018-05-04 10:06:17', '', 8882, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8882-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8885, 1, '2018-05-04 11:58:56', '2018-05-04 11:58:56', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/kim-jong-un-xbox.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/kim-jong-un-xbox.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un on his Xbox " width="825" height="606" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8886" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is addicted to his Xbox and plays FIFA 18 for hours every night, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe even battles online against people from around the world, who would be astonished if they knew their opponent\'s real identity.\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un spends all his free time on his sofa glued to the FIFA 18 game - so much so that he is considered a high-skilled player, and his screen name TheBossDPRK features high on the worldwide leaderboard.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWith the North Korean team being poor in the EA Sports game, the leader has adopted English club side Ipswich Town FC as his favourite to play with.\r\n\r\nA North Korean regime spokesman said: "Kim Jong-un plays as Ipswich Town as he has a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">holiday caravan on the Suffolk coast</a>. Her has proved how good he is by getting them promoted into the Premier League and then winning the Champions League.\r\n\r\n"He takes on all comers - if only those people knew who they were really up against!"\r\n\r\nSome have said they are sceptical about why the news is now being "leaked" about the leader playing on his Xbox.\r\n\r\nBut political analysts say it is part of a carefully-choreographed change of image.\r\n\r\nExpert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "First Kim Jong-un met the Chinese leader, then the President of South Korea. And soon he will be meeting Donald Trump.\r\n\r\n"<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">While promising to abandon nuclear tests</a>, he wants the world to see him as just a normal person, not some inhumane dictator who suppresses his people.\r\n\r\n"Being thought of as a regular guy playing football on his computer is part of this staged impression they are trying to portray."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, our investigations reveal there is indeed an Xbox player using the name TheBossDPRK who is one of highest in the FIFA 18 rankings.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Ipswich Town said: "While we do not endorse the policies of Mr Kim Jong-un, we are glad to see he has impeccable taste by choosing to play as Ipswich Town on his Xbox.\r\n\r\n"We are currently <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/steve-mcclaren-ipswich/">searching for a new manager</a> after the departure of Mick McCarthy, so perhaps he would like to apply?"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Kim Jong-un addicted to FIFA 18 on his Xbox', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'kim-jong-un-fifa-xbox', '', '', '2018-05-04 12:03:45', '2018-05-04 12:03:45', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8885', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8887, 1, '2018-05-04 11:57:19', '2018-05-04 11:57:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/kim-jong-un-xbox.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/kim-jong-un-xbox.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un on his Xbox " width="825" height="606" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8886" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is addicted to his Xbox and plays FIFA 18 for hours every night, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe even battles online against people from around the world, who would be astonished if they knew their opponent\'s real identity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un spends all his free time on his sofa glued to the FIFA 18 game - so much so that he is considered a high-skilled player, and his screen name TheBossDPRK features high on the worldwide leaderboard.\r\n\r\nWith the North Korean team being poor in the EA Sports game, the leader has adopted English club side Ipswich Town FC as his favourite to play with.\r\n\r\nA North Korean regime spokesman said: "Kim Jong-un plays as Ipswich Town and has proved how good he is by getting them promoted into the Premier League and then winning the Champions League.\r\n\r\n"He takes on all comers - if only those people knew who they were really up against!"\r\n\r\nSome have said they are sceptical about why the news is now being "leaked" about the leader playing on his Xbox.\r\n\r\nBut political analysts say it is part of a carefully-choreographed change of image.\r\n\r\nExpert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "First Kim Jong-un met the Chinese leader, then the President of South Korea. And soon he will be meeting Donald Trump.\r\n\r\n"While promising to abandon nuclear tests, he wants the world to see him as just a normal person, not some inhumane dictator who suppresses his people.\r\n\r\n"Being thought of as a regular guy playing football on his computer is part of this staged impression they are trying to portray."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, our investigations reveal there is indeed an Xbox player using the name TheBossDPRK who is one of highest in the FIFA 18 rankings.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Ipswich Town said: "While we do no endorse the policies of Mr Kim Jong-un, we are glad to see he has impeccable taste by choosing to play as Ipswich Town on his Xbox.\r\n\r\n"We are currently searching for a new manager after the departure of Mick McCarthy, so perhaps he would like to apply?"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Kim Jong-un addicted to FIFA 18 on his Xbox', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8885-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-04 11:57:19', '2018-05-04 11:57:19', '', 8885, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8888, 1, '2018-05-04 11:58:56', '2018-05-04 11:58:56', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/kim-jong-un-xbox.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/kim-jong-un-xbox.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un on his Xbox " width="825" height="606" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8886" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is addicted to his Xbox and plays FIFA 18 for hours every night, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe even battles online against people from around the world, who would be astonished if they knew their opponent\'s real identity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un spends all his free time on his sofa glued to the FIFA 18 game - so much so that he is considered a high-skilled player, and his screen name TheBossDPRK features high on the worldwide leaderboard.\r\n\r\nWith the North Korean team being poor in the EA Sports game, the leader has adopted English club side Ipswich Town FC as his favourite to play with.\r\n\r\nA North Korean regime spokesman said: "Kim Jong-un plays as Ipswich Town and has proved how good he is by getting them promoted into the Premier League and then winning the Champions League.\r\n\r\n"He takes on all comers - if only those people knew who they were really up against!"\r\n\r\nSome have said they are sceptical about why the news is now being "leaked" about the leader playing on his Xbox.\r\n\r\nBut political analysts say it is part of a carefully-choreographed change of image.\r\n\r\nExpert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "First Kim Jong-un met the Chinese leader, then the President of South Korea. And soon he will be meeting Donald Trump.\r\n\r\n"<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">While promising to abandon nuclear tests</a>, he wants the world to see him as just a normal person, not some inhumane dictator who suppresses his people.\r\n\r\n"Being thought of as a regular guy playing football on his computer is part of this staged impression they are trying to portray."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, our investigations reveal there is indeed an Xbox player using the name TheBossDPRK who is one of highest in the FIFA 18 rankings.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Ipswich Town said: "While we do no endorse the policies of Mr Kim Jong-un, we are glad to see he has impeccable taste by choosing to play as Ipswich Town on his Xbox.\r\n\r\n"We are currently <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/steve-mcclaren-ipswich/">searching for a new manager</a> after the departure of Mick McCarthy, so perhaps he would like to apply?"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Kim Jong-un addicted to FIFA 18 on his Xbox', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8885-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-04 11:58:56', '2018-05-04 11:58:56', '', 8885, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8889, 1, '2018-05-04 12:03:38', '2018-05-04 12:03:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/kim-jong-un-xbox.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/kim-jong-un-xbox.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un on his Xbox " width="825" height="606" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8886" /></a>\n\n<strong>North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is addicted to his Xbox and plays FIFA 18 for hours every night, it has been revealed.</strong>\n\nHe even battles online against people from around the world, who would be astonished if they knew their opponent\'s real identity.\n\nMr Jong-un spends all his free time on his sofa glued to the FIFA 18 game - so much so that he is considered a high-skilled player, and his screen name TheBossDPRK features high on the worldwide leaderboard.\n\n\n\nWith the North Korean team being poor in the EA Sports game, the leader has adopted English club side Ipswich Town FC as his favourite to play with.\n\nA North Korean regime spokesman said: "Kim Jong-un plays as Ipswich Town as he has a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">holiday caravan on the Suffolk coast</a>. Her has proved how good he is by getting them promoted into the Premier League and then winning the Champions League.\n\n"He takes on all comers - if only those people knew who they were really up against!"\n\nSome have said they are sceptical about why the news is now being "leaked" about the leader playing on his Xbox.\n\nBut political analysts say it is part of a carefully-choreographed change of image.\n\nExpert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "First Kim Jong-un met the Chinese leader, then the President of South Korea. And soon he will be meeting Donald Trump.\n\n"<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">While promising to abandon nuclear tests</a>, he wants the world to see him as just a normal person, not some inhumane dictator who suppresses his people.\n\n"Being thought of as a regular guy playing football on his computer is part of this staged impression they are trying to portray."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nHowever, our investigations reveal there is indeed an Xbox player using the name TheBossDPRK who is one of highest in the FIFA 18 rankings.\n\nAn insider at Ipswich Town said: "While we do no endorse the policies of Mr Kim Jong-un, we are glad to see he has impeccable taste by choosing to play as Ipswich Town on his Xbox.\n\n"We are currently <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/steve-mcclaren-ipswich/">searching for a new manager</a> after the departure of Mick McCarthy, so perhaps he would like to apply?"\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Kim Jong-un addicted to FIFA 18 on his Xbox', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8885-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-04 12:03:38', '2018-05-04 12:03:38', '', 8885, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8885-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8890, 1, '2018-05-04 12:03:45', '2018-05-04 12:03:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/kim-jong-un-xbox.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/kim-jong-un-xbox.jpg" alt="Kim Jong-un on his Xbox " width="825" height="606" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8886" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is addicted to his Xbox and plays FIFA 18 for hours every night, it has been revealed.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe even battles online against people from around the world, who would be astonished if they knew their opponent\'s real identity.\r\n\r\nMr Jong-un spends all his free time on his sofa glued to the FIFA 18 game - so much so that he is considered a high-skilled player, and his screen name TheBossDPRK features high on the worldwide leaderboard.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWith the North Korean team being poor in the EA Sports game, the leader has adopted English club side Ipswich Town FC as his favourite to play with.\r\n\r\nA North Korean regime spokesman said: "Kim Jong-un plays as Ipswich Town as he has a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/kim-jong-un-caravan/">holiday caravan on the Suffolk coast</a>. Her has proved how good he is by getting them promoted into the Premier League and then winning the Champions League.\r\n\r\n"He takes on all comers - if only those people knew who they were really up against!"\r\n\r\nSome have said they are sceptical about why the news is now being "leaked" about the leader playing on his Xbox.\r\n\r\nBut political analysts say it is part of a carefully-choreographed change of image.\r\n\r\nExpert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "First Kim Jong-un met the Chinese leader, then the President of South Korea. And soon he will be meeting Donald Trump.\r\n\r\n"<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/office-cat/">While promising to abandon nuclear tests</a>, he wants the world to see him as just a normal person, not some inhumane dictator who suppresses his people.\r\n\r\n"Being thought of as a regular guy playing football on his computer is part of this staged impression they are trying to portray."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHowever, our investigations reveal there is indeed an Xbox player using the name TheBossDPRK who is one of highest in the FIFA 18 rankings.\r\n\r\nAn insider at Ipswich Town said: "While we do not endorse the policies of Mr Kim Jong-un, we are glad to see he has impeccable taste by choosing to play as Ipswich Town on his Xbox.\r\n\r\n"We are currently <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/steve-mcclaren-ipswich/">searching for a new manager</a> after the departure of Mick McCarthy, so perhaps he would like to apply?"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Kim Jong-un addicted to FIFA 18 on his Xbox', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8885-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-04 12:03:45', '2018-05-04 12:03:45', '', 8885, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8885-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8891, 1, '2018-05-05 07:10:12', '2018-05-05 07:10:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/squirrel-testicle-1-e1525503218582.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/squirrel-testicle-1-e1525503218582.jpg" alt="Squirrel rips of testicle" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8894" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A squirrel ripped off a man\'s testicle and buried it after he dozed off during World Naked Gardening Day.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe nude victim was fast asleep on his sun lounger when the pesky grey squirrel seized his nuts.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt ripped away the man\'s right testicle with one bite - and he awoke in agony to see the rodent running off down to the bottom of the garden.\r\n\r\nAs the gardener howled in agony, covered in blood, the squirrel calmly buried the testicle next to a tree.\r\n\r\nWorld Naked Gardening Day is becoming more popular by the year, and the unnamed victim from the Ipswich area was thought to be one of hundreds of keen local gardeners taking part.\r\n\r\nPhil Ward, a spokesman for Ipswich Hospital, confirmed: "A man was treated for a bite injury, apparently caused by a squirrel.\r\n\r\n"People really should remain clothed in the garden - last year a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">seagull ripped off a sunbather\'s testicle</a> in Ipswich."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands the man\'s wife heard his screams and rushed outside to see him writhing in agony.\r\n\r\nShe called the ambulance, and told neighbours no one could believe what had happened.\r\n\r\nOne local said: "The poor man will have a story to tell his grandchildren one day. Thankfully he\'s already had kids so there is no problem with that."\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, an animal behaviour expert, said: "Squirrels are very active at this time of year.\r\n\r\n"They are busy hoarding food as well as being a little aggressive as they are looking for a mate.\r\n\r\n"They can give a nasty nip, so they are best avoided. Clearly the animal thought it had got hold of a tasty walnut."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Squirrel rips off man\'s testicle during World Naked Gardening Day', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'squirrel-man-testicle', '', '', '2018-05-05 07:50:10', '2018-05-05 07:50:10', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8891', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8895, 1, '2018-05-05 07:09:48', '2018-05-05 07:09:48', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/squirrel-testicle-1-e1525503218582.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/squirrel-testicle-1-e1525503218582.jpg" alt="Squirrel rips of testicle" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8894" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A squirrel ripped off a man\'s testicle and buried it after he dozed off during World Naked Gardening Day.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe nude victim was fast asleep on his sun lounger when the pesky grey squirrel seized his nuts.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt ripped away the man\'s right testicle with one bite - and he awoke in agony to see the rodent running off down to the bottom of the garden.\r\n\r\nAs he howled in agony, covered in blood, the squirrel calmly buried the testicle next to a tree.\r\n\r\nWorld Naked Gardening Day is becoming more popular by the year, and the unnamed victim from the Ipswich area was thought to be one of hundreds of keen local gardeners taking part.\r\n\r\nPhil Ward, a spokesman for Ipswich Hospital, confirmed: "A man was treated for a bite injury, apparently caused by a squirrel.\r\n\r\n"People really should remain clothed in the garden - last year a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">seagull ripped off a sunbather\'s testicle</a> in Ipswich."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands the man\'s wife heard his screams and rushed outside to see him writhing in agony.\r\n\r\nShe called the ambulance, and told neighbours no one could believe what had happened.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, an animal behaviour expert, said: "Squirrels are very active at this time of year.\r\n\r\n"They are busy hoarding food as well as being a little aggressive as they are looking for a mate.\r\n\r\n"They can give a nasty nip, so they are best avoided. Clearly the animal thought it had got hold of a tasty walnut."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Squirrel rips off man\'s testicle during World Naked Gardening Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8891-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-05 07:09:48', '2018-05-05 07:09:48', '', 8891, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8891-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8896, 1, '2018-05-05 07:11:38', '2018-05-05 07:11:38', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/squirrel-testicle-1-e1525503218582.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/squirrel-testicle-1-e1525503218582.jpg" alt="Squirrel rips of testicle" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8894" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A squirrel ripped off a man\'s testicle and buried it after he dozed off during World Naked Gardening Day.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe nude victim was fast asleep on his sun lounger when the pesky grey squirrel seized his nuts.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt ripped away the man\'s right testicle with one bite - and he awoke in agony to see the rodent running off down to the bottom of the garden.\r\n\r\nAs the gardener howled in agony, covered in blood, the squirrel calmly buried the testicle next to a tree.\r\n\r\nWorld Naked Gardening Day is becoming more popular by the year, and the unnamed victim from the Ipswich area was thought to be one of hundreds of keen local gardeners taking part.\r\n\r\nPhil Ward, a spokesman for Ipswich Hospital, confirmed: "A man was treated for a bite injury, apparently caused by a squirrel.\r\n\r\n"People really should remain clothed in the garden - last year a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">seagull ripped off a sunbather\'s testicle</a> in Ipswich."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands the man\'s wife heard his screams and rushed outside to see him writhing in agony.\r\n\r\nShe called the ambulance, and told neighbours no one could believe what had happened.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, an animal behaviour expert, said: "Squirrels are very active at this time of year.\r\n\r\n"They are busy hoarding food as well as being a little aggressive as they are looking for a mate.\r\n\r\n"They can give a nasty nip, so they are best avoided. Clearly the animal thought it had got hold of a tasty walnut."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Squirrel rips off man\'s testicle during World Naked Gardening Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8891-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-05 07:11:38', '2018-05-05 07:11:38', '', 8891, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8891-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8897, 1, '2018-05-05 07:18:56', '2018-05-05 07:18:56', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/seagull.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/seagull.jpg" alt="seagull" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7265" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>A rogue seagull ripped off a man\'s right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nExperts say the fearsome bird mistook the man\'s exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAs the man - who has not been named - dozed on his patio in his detached home near Ipswich, the seagull swooped from the sky, and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle.\r\n\r\nHe woke screaming in agony, and saw the bird flying away with one of his \'crown jewels\' wedged in its yellow beak.\r\n\r\nHis wife called an ambulance, and staff at Ipswich Hospital\'s accident and emergency department had to patch him up, and give him a course of antibiotics to prevent infection.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA hospital source said: "Nobody could quite believe it when the poor chap was brought in. There was a lot of blood and he was in agony, but he will feel better in a few weeks.\r\n\r\n"The injury is not life threatening, and tests have confirmed that his remaining testicle is still in working order, so he will be able to have children."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for research group Seagull Watch International confirmed that seagulls often feed on the eggs of small birds.\r\n\r\n"Eggs are full of protein - it\'s why we eat them, after all. Gulls will often steal other birds\' eggs, so it is unfortunate for this man that his private parts resembled a couple of eggs in a nest.\r\n\r\n"It was no doubt a young adult gull that is still learning to be independent.\r\n\r\n"This is the first time we have heard of such an attack in the UK, and it is probably a one-off event, but just in case this particular seagull has now got a taste for \'men\'s eggs\', we would recommend putting some shorts on while sunbathing at home."\r\n\r\nIpswich Hospital refused to name the seagull victim, or even pass on an interview request from the Suffolk Gazette.\r\n\r\nThe incident happened in the same area where a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/squirrel-man-testicle/">squirrel ripped off a man\'s testicle</a> as he dozed on World Naked Gardening Day.\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Seagull rips off man\'s testicle as he sunbathes naked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7264-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-05 07:18:56', '2018-05-05 07:18:56', '', 7264, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7264-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8898, 1, '2018-05-05 07:43:47', '2018-05-05 07:43:47', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/squirrel-testicle-1-e1525503218582.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/squirrel-testicle-1-e1525503218582.jpg" alt="Squirrel rips of testicle" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8894" /></a>\n\n<strong>A squirrel ripped off a man\'s testicle and buried it after he dozed off during World Naked Gardening Day.</strong>\n\nThe nude victim was fast asleep on his sun lounger when the pesky grey squirrel seized his nuts.\n\n\n\nIt ripped away the man\'s right testicle with one bite - and he awoke in agony to see the rodent running off down to the bottom of the garden.\n\nAs the gardener howled in agony, covered in blood, the squirrel calmly buried the testicle next to a tree.\n\nWorld Naked Gardening Day is becoming more popular by the year, and the unnamed victim from the Ipswich area was thought to be one of hundreds of keen local gardeners taking part.\n\nPhil Ward, a spokesman for Ipswich Hospital, confirmed: "A man was treated for a bite injury, apparently caused by a squirrel.\n\n"People really should remain clothed in the garden - last year a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">seagull ripped off a sunbather\'s testicle</a> in Ipswich."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands the man\'s wife heard his screams and rushed outside to see him writhing in agony.\n\nShe called the ambulance, and told neighbours no one could believe what had happened.\n\nOne \n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, an animal behaviour expert, said: "Squirrels are very active at this time of year.\n\n"They are busy hoarding food as well as being a little aggressive as they are looking for a mate.\n\n"They can give a nasty nip, so they are best avoided. Clearly the animal thought it had got hold of a tasty walnut."\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Squirrel rips off man\'s testicle during World Naked Gardening Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8891-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-05 07:43:47', '2018-05-05 07:43:47', '', 8891, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8891-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8899, 1, '2018-05-05 07:44:51', '2018-05-05 07:44:51', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/squirrel-testicle-1-e1525503218582.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/squirrel-testicle-1-e1525503218582.jpg" alt="Squirrel rips of testicle" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8894" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A squirrel ripped off a man\'s testicle and buried it after he dozed off during World Naked Gardening Day.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe nude victim was fast asleep on his sun lounger when the pesky grey squirrel seized his nuts.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIt ripped away the man\'s right testicle with one bite - and he awoke in agony to see the rodent running off down to the bottom of the garden.\r\n\r\nAs the gardener howled in agony, covered in blood, the squirrel calmly buried the testicle next to a tree.\r\n\r\nWorld Naked Gardening Day is becoming more popular by the year, and the unnamed victim from the Ipswich area was thought to be one of hundreds of keen local gardeners taking part.\r\n\r\nPhil Ward, a spokesman for Ipswich Hospital, confirmed: "A man was treated for a bite injury, apparently caused by a squirrel.\r\n\r\n"People really should remain clothed in the garden - last year a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/">seagull ripped off a sunbather\'s testicle</a> in Ipswich."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands the man\'s wife heard his screams and rushed outside to see him writhing in agony.\r\n\r\nShe called the ambulance, and told neighbours no one could believe what had happened.\r\n\r\nOne local said: "The poor man will have a story to tell his grandchildren one day. Thankfully he\'s already had kids so there is no problem with that."\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, an animal behaviour expert, said: "Squirrels are very active at this time of year.\r\n\r\n"They are busy hoarding food as well as being a little aggressive as they are looking for a mate.\r\n\r\n"They can give a nasty nip, so they are best avoided. Clearly the animal thought it had got hold of a tasty walnut."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Squirrel rips off man\'s testicle during World Naked Gardening Day', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8891-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-05 07:44:51', '2018-05-05 07:44:51', '', 8891, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8891-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8901, 1, '2018-05-10 17:29:57', '2018-05-10 17:29:57', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/police-shot.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/police-shot.jpg" alt="Police shoot dawdlers" width="553" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6557" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPeople walking slowly because they are looking at their <a type=amzn >mobile phone</a> are to be shot under an exciting new police initiative, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have been selected to test the radical approach to eradicate one of life\'s major irritations.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice snipers will take up positions on rooftops around Ipswich town centre, and fire a single bullet to dispatch idiots who get in everyone else\'s way.\r\n\r\nShoppers who get stuck behind someone who has slowed down to a snail\'s pace while reading an important Facebook post, or responding to an urgent WhatsApp message about dinner, have welcomed the initiative.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, from Ipswich, said: "It\'s bloody annoying when someone gets in your way because they are not looking where they\'re going.\r\n\r\n"You end up bumping into them or having to swerve out of the way.\r\n\r\n"I think having police snipers simply shoot them is a great idea. I\'m not worried about being caught up as collateral damage - these guys are well-trained crack shots."\r\n\r\nSimilar to the way criminals were left hanging on the gallows in the Middle Ages, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-find-bodies-in-cemetery/">Suffolk Police</a> say shot dawdlers will be left to rot on the pavement as a warning to others.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "We are proud that the Home Office has selected Ipswich as a pilot for this new scheme. We have carefully chosen our snipers and found the best rooftop positions for surveying the town centre.\r\n\r\n"We expect work to start immediately, so we hope your readers have read this at home or at work, and not on their phone while out shopping."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBut Civil liberty groups are furious, claiming the initiative is "barbaric" and over the top.\r\n\r\nIvor Smith-Wesson, of the anti-gun lobby Don\'t Shoot, said: "This is ridiculous. What if an innocent person happened to get out their phone while walking down Westgate Street - who is to say a trigger-happy cop won\'t just blast them away?"\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Police snipers to shoot people dawdling while looking at their phone', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6556-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-10 17:29:57', '2018-05-10 17:29:57', '', 6556, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6556-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8906, 1, '2018-05-11 11:45:18', '2018-05-11 11:45:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dawn-birds.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dawn-birds.jpg" alt="Alternative dawn chorus" width="1194" height="723" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8907" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jack Dawes\r\n\r\nBritain is waking up to an unusually annoying and noisy dawn chorus as migrating birds return for the summer.</strong>\r\n\r\nParticularly prevalent this year seem to be the colourful Wheelie Bin Throat Rumbler and the cheeky Glass Bottle Roller.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd while the Red Crested Car Alarm is active at all times of year, the returning Reversing Bin Lorry is back with its distinctive call made all the more harsh when the bedroom window is left open.\r\n\r\nExcited ornathologists say the Engine Revving Shitehawk has been heard in front gardens from Lowestoft in the north of Suffolk to as far west as Sudbury.\r\n\r\nTwitcher Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Normally I like to open the curtains so we can all admire my Great Tits.\r\n\r\n"But at this time of the year, when we tend to sleep with the windows open, we are hearing all manner of feathered friends even with the curtains closed.\r\n\r\n"There are some rare species being heard across Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Only yesterday we had reports of a Large Door Slammer in Felixstowe, and even a Bickering C*nt in Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n"The Bickering C*nt is the rare cousin of the more commonly-known Irritating C*nt, which is a thrush."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNot everyone is as keen on the fantastic dawn chorus generated by our feathered friends.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, Tweeted: "We\'ve had the lot going off this morning, including a Cat Stabber, which makes an awful screeching sound.\r\n\r\n"Some people love birds, but their bloody morning noise wakes me up far too early. It is disrespectful"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Britain irritated by disrespectful dawn chorus', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'dawn-chorus', '', '', '2018-05-11 11:45:18', '2018-05-11 11:45:18', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8906', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8908, 1, '2018-05-11 11:41:18', '2018-05-11 11:41:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dawn-birds.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dawn-birds.jpg" alt="Alternative dawn chorus" width="1194" height="723" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8907" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jack Dawes\r\n\r\nBritain is waking up to an unusually annoying and noisy dawn chorus as migrating birds return for the summer.</strong>\r\n\r\nParticularly prevalent this year seem to be the colourful Wheelie Bin Throat Rumbler and the cheeky Glass Bottle Roller.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd while the Red Crested Car Alarm is active at all times of year, the returning Reversing Bin Lorry is back once more, with its distinctive call made all the more harsh when the bedroom window is left open.\r\n\r\nOrnathologists say the Engine Revving Shitehawk has been heard in front gardens from Lowestoft in the north of Suffolk as far west as Sudbury.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Normally I like to open the curtains so we can all admire my Great Tits that look after.\r\n\r\n"But at this time of the year, when we tend to sleep with the windows open, we are hearing all manner of feathered friends.\r\n\r\n"There are some rare species being heard across Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Only yesterday we had reports of a Large Door Slammer in Felixstowe, and even a Bickering C*nt in Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n"The Bickering C*nt is the cousin of the more commonly known Irritating C*nt, which is a thrush."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNot everyone is as keen on the fantastic dawn chorus generated by our feathered friends.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, Tweeted: "We\'ve had the lot going off this morning, including a Cat Stabber, which makes an awful screeching sound.\r\n\r\n"Some people love birds, but their bloody morning noise wakes me up far too early. It is disrepectful"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Britain irritated by disrespectful dawn chorus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8906-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-11 11:41:18', '2018-05-11 11:41:18', '', 8906, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8906-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8909, 1, '2018-05-11 11:44:54', '2018-05-11 11:44:54', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dawn-birds.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dawn-birds.jpg" alt="Alternative dawn chorus" width="1194" height="723" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8907" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jack Dawes\r\n\r\nBritain is waking up to an unusually annoying and noisy dawn chorus as migrating birds return for the summer.</strong>\r\n\r\nParticularly prevalent this year seem to be the colourful Wheelie Bin Throat Rumbler and the cheeky Glass Bottle Roller.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd while the Red Crested Car Alarm is active at all times of year, the returning Reversing Bin Lorry is back with its distinctive call made all the more harsh when the bedroom window is left open.\r\n\r\nExcited ornathologists say the Engine Revving Shitehawk has been heard in front gardens from Lowestoft in the north of Suffolk to as far west as Sudbury.\r\n\r\nTwitcher Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Normally I like to open the curtains so we can all admire my Great Tits.\r\n\r\n"But at this time of the year, when we tend to sleep with the windows open, we are hearing all manner of feathered friends even with the curtains closed.\r\n\r\n"There are some rare species being heard across Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Only yesterday we had reports of a Large Door Slammer in Felixstowe, and even a Bickering C*nt in Stowmarket.\r\n\r\n"The Bickering C*nt is the rare cousin of the more commonly-known Irritating C*nt, which is a thrush."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nNot everyone is as keen on the fantastic dawn chorus generated by our feathered friends.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, Tweeted: "We\'ve had the lot going off this morning, including a Cat Stabber, which makes an awful screeching sound.\r\n\r\n"Some people love birds, but their bloody morning noise wakes me up far too early. It is disrespectful"\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Britain irritated by disrespectful dawn chorus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8906-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-11 11:44:54', '2018-05-11 11:44:54', '', 8906, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8906-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8912, 1, '2018-05-12 08:24:55', '2018-05-12 08:24:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/anusol-a140.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/anusol-a140.jpg" alt="Anusol A140" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6592" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The A140 in Suffolk is to be rebranded as the Anusol A140 - because the road is a pain in the arse.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe haemorrhoids cream and suppository company acted after cash-strapped Suffolk County Council offered businesses the chance to sponsor the region\'s major roads.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn a clever piece of marketing, Anusol executives realised their soothing product was a perfect fit for the A140, a road which is as irritating and painful as piles.\r\n\r\nOther routes in Suffolk are also being offered to businesses as the county council seeks to raise £2 million in additional funding. Offers already on the table include:\r\n\r\n<strong>Waitrose </strong>- A1094 into Aldeburgh\r\n<strong>Lidl </strong>- B1069 into Leiston\r\n<strong>Jockey Underwear</strong> - A1304 into Newmarket\r\n<strong>John Deere</strong> tractors - the A12\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn Anusol executive said: "Haemorrhoids is not a particularly sexy subject, so our marketing opportunities are limited.\r\n\r\n"However, the A140 is such a pain in the backside that it was the perfect fit for us."\r\n\r\nThe company is believed to have offered £250,000 to have their name on the road, including logos on road signs along the route.\r\n\r\nAs a first step, Anusol has been allowed to sponsor a roundabout sign featuring the A140, with Norwich being left, and Ipswich right (Ipswich is always right).\r\n\r\nThe A140 is notorious for being frustratingly slow all the way between Ipswich and Norwich. Recently a driver was pulled over by police for <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/driver-jailed-speed-a140/">reaching the dizzying speed of 35mph</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Anusol to sponsor the A140 because it\'s a pain in the backside', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6590-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-12 08:24:55', '2018-05-12 08:24:55', '', 6590, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6590-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8913, 1, '2018-05-12 08:45:20', '2018-05-12 08:45:20', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/anusol-a140.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/anusol-a140.jpg" alt="Anusol A140" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6592" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The A140 in Suffolk is to be rebranded as the Anusol A140 - because the road is a pain in the arse.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe haemorrhoids cream and suppository company acted after cash-strapped Suffolk County Council offered businesses the chance to sponsor the region\'s major roads.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn a clever piece of marketing, Anusol executives realised their soothing product was a perfect fit for the A140, a road which is as irritating and painful as piles.\r\n\r\nOther routes in Suffolk are also being offered to businesses as the county council seeks to raise £2 million in additional funding. Offers already on the table include:\r\n\r\n<strong>Waitrose </strong>- A1094 into Aldeburgh\r\n<strong>Lidl </strong>- B1069 into Leiston\r\n<strong>Jockey Underwear</strong> - A1304 into Newmarket\r\n<strong>John Deere</strong> tractors - the A12\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAn Anusol executive said: "Haemorrhoids is not a particularly sexy subject, so our marketing opportunities are limited.\r\n\r\n"However, the A140 is such a pain in the backside that it was the perfect fit for us."\r\n\r\nThe company is believed to have offered £250,000 to have their name on the road, including logos on road signs along the route.\r\n\r\nAs a first step, Anusol has been allowed to sponsor a roundabout sign featuring the A140, with Norwich being left, and Ipswich right (Ipswich is always right).\r\n\r\nThe A140 is notorious for being frustratingly slow all the way between Ipswich and Norwich. Recently a driver was pulled over by police for <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/driver-jailed-speed-a140/">reaching the dizzying speed of 35mph</a>.\r\n\r\nAnd huge tailbacks of tractors built up on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-border-a140-chaos/">A140 when the border was closed</a> to keep Norfolk oiks out of Suffolk - a time when the two counties were dangerously close to conflict. \r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Anusol to sponsor the A140 because it\'s a pain in the backside', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6590-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-12 08:45:20', '2018-05-12 08:45:20', '', 6590, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6590-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8914, 1, '2018-05-12 16:07:17', '2018-05-12 16:07:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg" alt="Burglar spotted at Chelsea" width="967" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8915" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA wanted burglar was caught by television cameras this week watching Chelsea play Huddersfield, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe masked thief is believed to be behind hundreds of crimes in west London and has evaded all efforts to catch him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut officers were close to catching their man when he was spotted at Stamford Bridge wearing his distinctive black mask and purple t-shirt.\r\n\r\nPolice rushed to the stand but the villain, dubbed the Chelsea Dagger, had done a runner.\r\n\r\nInspect Will Knabbem, from Scotland Yard, said: "The lads were watching the Chelsea match on the television in the incident room when the Dagger popped up on the screen.\r\n\r\n"They couldn\'t believe it - and rushed down to the ground to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"But he\'s a slippery customer, and by the time we got there he had vanished."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the Chelsea Dagger, so-called because he uses his knife to pick locks, is responsible for 340 burglaries in the posh Chelsea and Kensington districts of London.\r\n\r\nHe has been caught on CCTV several times wearing his trademark mask which covers his face.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/criminals-stocks/">Police </a>say he is around five feet ten inches tall and, according to the man standing next to him in the ground, speaks with a London accent.\r\n\r\nThat rules him out being a Huddersfield supporter who only pops down to London to watch football and burgle properties.\r\n\r\nPolice will now be glued to all future televised Chelsea matches in case the burglar is spotted again.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not daft," the police spokesman said. "If he dares to turn up at Stamford Bridge again, we\'ll grab him."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Masked burglar spotted at Chelsea football match', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'masked-burglar-spotted-at-chelsea-football-match', '', '', '2018-05-12 16:37:32', '2018-05-12 16:37:32', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8914', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8915, 1, '2018-05-12 16:04:52', '2018-05-12 16:04:52', 'Police spot wanted burglar at Chelsea football match', 'burglar spotted', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'masked-hero', '', '', '2018-05-12 16:05:31', '2018-05-12 16:05:31', '', 8914, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8916, 1, '2018-05-12 16:06:42', '2018-05-12 16:06:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg" alt="Burglar spotted at Chelsea" width="967" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8915" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett\r\n\r\nA wanted burglar was caught by television cameras this week watching Chelsea play Huddersfield, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe masked thief is believed to be behind hundreds of crimes in west London and has evaded all efforts to catch him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut officers were close to catching their man when he was spotted at Stamford Bridge wearing his distinctive black mask with white eyes.\r\n\r\nPolice rushed to the stand but the villain, dubbed the Chelsea Dagger, had done a runner.\r\n\r\nInspect Will Knabbem, from Scotland Yard, said: "The lads were watching the Chelsea match on the television in the incident room when the Dagger popped up on the screen.\r\n\r\n"They couldn\'t believe it - and rushed down to the ground to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"But he\'s a slipper customer, and by the time we got there he had vanished."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the Chelsea Dagger, so-called because he uses his knife to pick locks, is responsible for 340 burglaries in the posh Chelsea and Kensington districts of London.\r\n\r\nHe has been caught on CCTV several times wearing his trademark mask which covers his face.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/criminals-stocks/">Police </a>say he is around 5 feet ten inches tall and speaks with a London accent, ruling out that he is from Huddersfield and only pops down to London to watch football and burgle properties.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Masked burglar spotted at Chelsea football match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8914-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-12 16:06:42', '2018-05-12 16:06:42', '', 8914, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8914-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8917, 1, '2018-05-12 16:08:12', '2018-05-12 16:08:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg" alt="Burglar spotted at Chelsea" width="967" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8915" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA wanted burglar was caught by television cameras this week watching Chelsea play Huddersfield, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe masked thief is believed to be behind hundreds of crimes in west London and has evaded all efforts to catch him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut officers were close to catching their man when he was spotted at Stamford Bridge wearing his distinctive black mask with white eyes.\r\n\r\nPolice rushed to the stand but the villain, dubbed the Chelsea Dagger, had done a runner.\r\n\r\nInspect Will Knabbem, from Scotland Yard, said: "The lads were watching the Chelsea match on the television in the incident room when the Dagger popped up on the screen.\r\n\r\n"They couldn\'t believe it - and rushed down to the ground to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"But he\'s a slipper customer, and by the time we got there he had vanished."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the Chelsea Dagger, so-called because he uses his knife to pick locks, is responsible for 340 burglaries in the posh Chelsea and Kensington districts of London.\r\n\r\nHe has been caught on CCTV several times wearing his trademark mask which covers his face.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/criminals-stocks/">Police </a>say he is around 5 feet ten inches tall and speaks with a London accent, ruling out that he is from Huddersfield and only pops down to London to watch football and burgle properties.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Masked burglar spotted at Chelsea football match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8914-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-12 16:08:12', '2018-05-12 16:08:12', '', 8914, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8914-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8918, 1, '2018-05-12 16:09:12', '2018-05-12 16:09:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg" alt="Burglar spotted at Chelsea" width="967" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8915" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA wanted burglar was caught by television cameras this week watching Chelsea play Huddersfield, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe masked thief is believed to be behind hundreds of crimes in west London and has evaded all efforts to catch him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut officers were close to catching their man when he was spotted at Stamford Bridge wearing his distinctive black mask and purple t-shirt.\r\n\r\nPolice rushed to the stand but the villain, dubbed the Chelsea Dagger, had done a runner.\r\n\r\nInspect Will Knabbem, from Scotland Yard, said: "The lads were watching the Chelsea match on the television in the incident room when the Dagger popped up on the screen.\r\n\r\n"They couldn\'t believe it - and rushed down to the ground to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"But he\'s a slipper customer, and by the time we got there he had vanished."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the Chelsea Dagger, so-called because he uses his knife to pick locks, is responsible for 340 burglaries in the posh Chelsea and Kensington districts of London.\r\n\r\nHe has been caught on CCTV several times wearing his trademark mask which covers his face.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/criminals-stocks/">Police </a>say he is around 5 feet ten inches tall and speaks with a London accent, ruling out that he is from Huddersfield and only pops down to London to watch football and burgle properties.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Masked burglar spotted at Chelsea football match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8914-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-12 16:09:12', '2018-05-12 16:09:12', '', 8914, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8914-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8919, 1, '2018-05-12 16:09:51', '2018-05-12 16:09:51', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg" alt="Burglar spotted at Chelsea" width="967" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8915" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA wanted burglar was caught by television cameras this week watching Chelsea play Huddersfield, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe masked thief is believed to be behind hundreds of crimes in west London and has evaded all efforts to catch him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut officers were close to catching their man when he was spotted at Stamford Bridge wearing his distinctive black mask and purple t-shirt.\r\n\r\nPolice rushed to the stand but the villain, dubbed the Chelsea Dagger, had done a runner.\r\n\r\nInspect Will Knabbem, from Scotland Yard, said: "The lads were watching the Chelsea match on the television in the incident room when the Dagger popped up on the screen.\r\n\r\n"They couldn\'t believe it - and rushed down to the ground to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"But he\'s a slippery customer, and by the time we got there he had vanished."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the Chelsea Dagger, so-called because he uses his knife to pick locks, is responsible for 340 burglaries in the posh Chelsea and Kensington districts of London.\r\n\r\nHe has been caught on CCTV several times wearing his trademark mask which covers his face.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/criminals-stocks/">Police </a>say he is around 5 feet ten inches tall and speaks with a London accent, ruling out that he is from Huddersfield and only pops down to London to watch football and burgle properties.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Masked burglar spotted at Chelsea football match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8914-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-12 16:09:51', '2018-05-12 16:09:51', '', 8914, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8914-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8920, 1, '2018-05-12 16:11:42', '2018-05-12 16:11:42', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg" alt="Burglar spotted at Chelsea" width="967" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8915" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA wanted burglar was caught by television cameras this week watching Chelsea play Huddersfield, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe masked thief is believed to be behind hundreds of crimes in west London and has evaded all efforts to catch him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut officers were close to catching their man when he was spotted at Stamford Bridge wearing his distinctive black mask and purple t-shirt.\r\n\r\nPolice rushed to the stand but the villain, dubbed the Chelsea Dagger, had done a runner.\r\n\r\nInspect Will Knabbem, from Scotland Yard, said: "The lads were watching the Chelsea match on the television in the incident room when the Dagger popped up on the screen.\r\n\r\n"They couldn\'t believe it - and rushed down to the ground to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"But he\'s a slippery customer, and by the time we got there he had vanished."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the Chelsea Dagger, so-called because he uses his knife to pick locks, is responsible for 340 burglaries in the posh Chelsea and Kensington districts of London.\r\n\r\nHe has been caught on CCTV several times wearing his trademark mask which covers his face.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/criminals-stocks/">Police </a>say he is around five feet ten inches tall and, according to the man standing next to him in the ground, speaks with a London accent.\r\n\r\nThat rules him out being a Huddersfield supporter who only pops down to London to watch football and burgle properties.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Masked burglar spotted at Chelsea football match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8914-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-12 16:11:42', '2018-05-12 16:11:42', '', 8914, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8914-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8921, 1, '2018-05-12 16:36:40', '2018-05-12 16:36:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg" alt="Burglar spotted at Chelsea" width="967" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8915" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nA wanted burglar was caught by television cameras this week watching Chelsea play Huddersfield, police have confirmed.</strong>\n\nThe masked thief is believed to be behind hundreds of crimes in west London and has evaded all efforts to catch him.\n\n\n\nBut officers were close to catching their man when he was spotted at Stamford Bridge wearing his distinctive black mask and purple t-shirt.\n\nPolice rushed to the stand but the villain, dubbed the Chelsea Dagger, had done a runner.\n\nInspect Will Knabbem, from Scotland Yard, said: "The lads were watching the Chelsea match on the television in the incident room when the Dagger popped up on the screen.\n\n"They couldn\'t believe it - and rushed down to the ground to make an arrest.\n\n"But he\'s a slippery customer, and by the time we got there he had vanished."\n\nIt is believed the Chelsea Dagger, so-called because he uses his knife to pick locks, is responsible for 340 burglaries in the posh Chelsea and Kensington districts of London.\n\nHe has been caught on CCTV several times wearing his trademark mask which covers his face.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/criminals-stocks/">Police </a>say he is around five feet ten inches tall and, according to the man standing next to him in the ground, speaks with a London accent.\n\nThat rules him out being a Huddersfield supporter who only pops down to London to watch football and burgle properties.\n\nPolice will now be glued to all fut\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Masked burglar spotted at Chelsea football match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8914-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-12 16:36:40', '2018-05-12 16:36:40', '', 8914, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8914-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8922, 1, '2018-05-12 16:37:32', '2018-05-12 16:37:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/masked-hero.jpg" alt="Burglar spotted at Chelsea" width="967" height="550" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8915" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA wanted burglar was caught by television cameras this week watching Chelsea play Huddersfield, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe masked thief is believed to be behind hundreds of crimes in west London and has evaded all efforts to catch him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut officers were close to catching their man when he was spotted at Stamford Bridge wearing his distinctive black mask and purple t-shirt.\r\n\r\nPolice rushed to the stand but the villain, dubbed the Chelsea Dagger, had done a runner.\r\n\r\nInspect Will Knabbem, from Scotland Yard, said: "The lads were watching the Chelsea match on the television in the incident room when the Dagger popped up on the screen.\r\n\r\n"They couldn\'t believe it - and rushed down to the ground to make an arrest.\r\n\r\n"But he\'s a slippery customer, and by the time we got there he had vanished."\r\n\r\nIt is believed the Chelsea Dagger, so-called because he uses his knife to pick locks, is responsible for 340 burglaries in the posh Chelsea and Kensington districts of London.\r\n\r\nHe has been caught on CCTV several times wearing his trademark mask which covers his face.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/criminals-stocks/">Police </a>say he is around five feet ten inches tall and, according to the man standing next to him in the ground, speaks with a London accent.\r\n\r\nThat rules him out being a Huddersfield supporter who only pops down to London to watch football and burgle properties.\r\n\r\nPolice will now be glued to all future televised Chelsea matches in case the burglar is spotted again.\r\n\r\n"We\'re not daft," the police spokesman said. "If he dares to turn up at Stamford Bridge again, we\'ll grab him."\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Masked burglar spotted at Chelsea football match', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8914-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-12 16:37:32', '2018-05-12 16:37:32', '', 8914, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8914-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8923, 1, '2018-05-13 16:55:21', '2018-05-13 16:55:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg" alt="policeman no arrests" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3149" /></a>\n\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nA Suffolk policeman has retired without having made a single arrest in 32 years of service.</strong>\n\nPC John Studley was a familiar figure on the streets of Lavenham, a sleepy medieval town with a near-zero crime rate.\n\nThe most trouble he ever faced was when an elderly resident had too much to drink and shouted a rude word at a pub landlord.\n\n\n\n"I had a quiet chat with him," said PC Studley, "and he soon went home quietly so no further action was necessary.\n\n"That was 18 years ago and the closest I ever came to having to arrest anyone."\n\nSpeaking after his retirement party, the friendly bobby said nothing much went on in Lavenham, and his presence there was more for reassurance than  necessity.\n\n"Some parts of Suffolk do have crime problems, but Lavenham is very quiet.\n\n"They only recently got internet here, so modern crime is a long way off."\n\nHe said that despite the lack of "action", he had still enjoyed pounding the streets, helping elderly ladies across the road, and directing traffic.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nBecause of the lack of crime, Lavenham is not one of the town\'s taking delivery of a 1970s Ford Cortina patrol car as part of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Suffolk Police Operation Sweeney initiative</a>.\n\nIt is also believed that Suffolk Police will not be replacing PC Studley following his retirement.\n\nLocal resident Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "He must have been bored stiff.\n\n"But I did once see hjio\n\n* * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'PC retires after making no arrests in 32 years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3148-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-13 16:55:21', '2018-05-13 16:55:21', '', 3148, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3148-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8924, 1, '2018-05-13 16:07:54', '2018-05-13 16:07:54', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg" alt="policeman no arrests" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3149" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk policeman has retired without having made a single arrest in 32 years of service.</strong>\r\n\r\nPC John Studley was a familiar figure on the streets of Lavenham, a sleepy medieval town with a near-zero crime rate.\r\n\r\nThe most trouble he ever faced was when an elderly resident had too much to drink and shouted a rude word at a pub landlord.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I had a quiet chat with him," said PC Studley, "and he soon went home quietly so no further action was necessary. That was 18 years ago and the closest I ever came to having to arrest anyone."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after his retirement party, the friendly bobby said nothing much went on in Lavenham, and his presence there was more for reassurance than  necessity.\r\n\r\n"Some parts of Suffolk do have crime problems, but Lavenham is very quiet. They only recently got internet here, so modern crime is a long way off."\r\n\r\nHe said that despite the lack of "action", he had still enjoyed pounding the streets, helping elderly ladies across the road, and directing traffic.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBecause of the lack of crime, Lavenham is not one of the town\'s taking delivery of a 1970s Ford Cortina patrol car as part of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Suffolk Police Operation Sweeney initiative</a>.\r\n\r\nIt is also believed that Suffolk Police will not be replacing PC Studley following his retirement.\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'PC retires after making no arrests in 32 years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3148-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-13 16:07:54', '2018-05-13 16:07:54', '', 3148, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3148-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8925, 1, '2018-05-13 16:10:10', '2018-05-13 16:10:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg" alt="policeman no arrests" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3149" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk policeman has retired without having made a single arrest in 32 years of service.</strong>\r\n\r\nPC John Studley was a familiar figure on the streets of Lavenham, a sleepy medieval town with a near-zero crime rate.\r\n\r\nThe most trouble he ever faced was when an elderly resident had too much to drink and shouted a rude word at a pub landlord.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I had a quiet chat with him," said PC Studley, "and he soon went home quietly so no further action was necessary.\r\n\r\n"That was 18 years ago and the closest I ever came to having to arrest anyone."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after his retirement party, the friendly bobby said nothing much went on in Lavenham, and his presence there was more for reassurance than  necessity.\r\n\r\n"Some parts of Suffolk do have crime problems, but Lavenham is very quiet.\r\n\r\n"They only recently got internet here, so modern crime is a long way off."\r\n\r\nHe said that despite the lack of "action", he had still enjoyed pounding the streets, helping elderly ladies across the road, and directing traffic.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBecause of the lack of crime, Lavenham is not one of the town\'s taking delivery of a 1970s Ford Cortina patrol car as part of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Suffolk Police Operation Sweeney initiative</a>.\r\n\r\nIt is also believed that Suffolk Police will not be replacing PC Studley following his retirement.\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'PC retires after making no arrests in 32 years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3148-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-13 16:10:10', '2018-05-13 16:10:10', '', 3148, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3148-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8926, 1, '2018-05-13 16:53:44', '2018-05-13 16:53:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg" alt="policeman no arrests" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3149" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk policeman has retired without having made a single arrest in 32 years of service.</strong>\r\n\r\nPC John Studley was a familiar figure on the streets of Lavenham, a sleepy medieval town with a near-zero crime rate.\r\n\r\nThe most trouble he ever faced was when an elderly resident had too much to drink and shouted a rude word at a pub landlord.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I had a quiet chat with him," said PC Studley, "and he soon went home quietly so no further action was necessary.\r\n\r\n"That was 18 years ago and the closest I ever came to having to arrest anyone."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after his retirement party, the friendly bobby said nothing much went on in Lavenham, and his presence there was more for reassurance than  necessity.\r\n\r\n"Some parts of Suffolk do have crime problems, but Lavenham is very quiet.\r\n\r\n"They only recently got internet here, so modern crime is a long way off."\r\n\r\nHe said that despite the lack of "action", he had still enjoyed pounding the streets, helping elderly ladies across the road, and directing traffic.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBecause of the lack of crime, Lavenham is not one of the town\'s taking delivery of a 1970s Ford Cortina patrol car as part of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Suffolk Police Operation Sweeney initiative</a>.\r\n\r\nIt is also believed that Suffolk Police will not be replacing PC Studley following his retirement.\r\n\r\nLocal resident Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "He must have been bored stiff." \r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'PC retires after making no arrests in 32 years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3148-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-13 16:53:44', '2018-05-13 16:53:44', '', 3148, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3148-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8927, 1, '2018-05-13 16:55:39', '2018-05-13 16:55:39', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/policeman-retired-e1458567197333.jpg" alt="policeman no arrests" width="777" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3149" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA Suffolk policeman has retired without having made a single arrest in 32 years of service.</strong>\r\n\r\nPC John Studley was a familiar figure on the streets of Lavenham, a sleepy medieval town with a near-zero crime rate.\r\n\r\nThe most trouble he ever faced was when an elderly resident had too much to drink and shouted a rude word at a pub landlord.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"I had a quiet chat with him," said PC Studley, "and he soon went home quietly so no further action was necessary.\r\n\r\n"That was 18 years ago and the closest I ever came to having to arrest anyone."\r\n\r\nSpeaking after his retirement party, the friendly bobby said nothing much went on in Lavenham, and his presence there was more for reassurance than  necessity.\r\n\r\n"Some parts of Suffolk do have crime problems, but Lavenham is very quiet.\r\n\r\n"They only recently got internet here, so modern crime is a long way off."\r\n\r\nHe said that despite the lack of "action", he had still enjoyed pounding the streets, helping elderly ladies across the road, and directing traffic.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBecause of the lack of crime, Lavenham is not one of the town\'s taking delivery of a 1970s Ford Cortina patrol car as part of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ford-cortinas/">Suffolk Police Operation Sweeney initiative</a>.\r\n\r\nIt is also believed that Suffolk Police will not be replacing PC Studley following his retirement.\r\n\r\nLocal resident Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "He must have been bored stiff.\r\n\r\n"But I did once see him chasing a paper bag down the street."\r\n\r\n* * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'PC retires after making no arrests in 32 years', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '3148-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-13 16:55:39', '2018-05-13 16:55:39', '', 3148, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/3148-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8928, 1, '2018-05-15 16:07:47', '2018-05-15 16:07:47', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-trump.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-trump.jpg" alt="Spanish potato farmer" width="624" height="632" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8929" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A female Spanish potato farmer has the dubious honour of being Donald Trump\'s double.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe happy farmer is of sizeable proportion, and looks elegant in her colourful top and skirt.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd, as if to show she takes no prisoners, she poses with a giant hoe over her shoulder (no Donald Trump jokes there, please).\r\n\r\nThe photograph of Dolores Leis Antelo was posted by a journalist who was at the farm in Cabana de Bergantiños on an unrelated story.\r\n\r\nHe posted the photo with the Trump reference but quickly deleted it.\r\n\r\nLuckily for us, it was too late as it had already begun being shared on the internet!\r\n\r\nNow dubbed Señora Trump, Delores is said to be "charmed" that her photograph is being viewed with such keen interest on the web.\r\n\r\n"My photo seems to have traveled far. I say it is because of the color of my hair," she told a Spanish newspaper.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is not clear if Mr Trump has seen the photo, or if Delores will be invited to the White House.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Spanish potato farmer is Donald Trump double', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'trump-potato-farmer', '', '', '2018-05-15 16:07:47', '2018-05-15 16:07:47', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8928', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8930, 1, '2018-05-15 16:06:59', '2018-05-15 16:06:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-trump.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-trump.jpg" alt="Spanish potato farmer" width="624" height="632" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8929" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A female Spanish potato farmer has the dubious honour of being Donald Trump\'s double.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe happy farmer is of sizeable proportion, and looks elegant in her colourful top and skirt.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd, as if to show she takes no prisoners, she poses with a giant hoe over her shoulder (no Donald Trump jokes there, please).\r\n\r\nThe photograph of Dolores Leis Antelo was posted by a journalist who was at the farm in Cabana de Bergantiños on an unrelated story.\r\n\r\nHe posted the photo with the Trump reference but quickly deleted it.\r\n\r\nLuckily for us, it was too late as it had already begun being shared on the internet!\r\n\r\nNow dubbed Señora Trump, Delores is said to be "charmed" that her photograph is being viewed with such keen interest on the web.\r\n\r\n"My photo seems to have traveled far. I say it is because of the color of my hair," she told a Spanish newspaper.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is not clear if Mr Trump has seen the photo, or if Delores will be invited to the White House.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Spanish potato farmer is Donald Trump double', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8928-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-15 16:06:59', '2018-05-15 16:06:59', '', 8928, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8928-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8931, 1, '2018-05-16 08:36:34', '2018-05-16 08:36:34', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg" alt="England World Cup squad" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8932" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Manager Gareth Southgate has today named Fear, Abject-Failure and Useless in his 23-man England World Cup squad.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe has gone for experience as he tries to manage the expectations of fans ahead of this summer\'s tournament in Russia. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFear and Startled will form the backbone of the England defence, while Useless, Dim-Wit and Feckless will be expected to score the goals to propel England to World Cup glory for the first time since 1966.\r\n\r\nThe midfield engine room will be masterminded by veteran team captain Abject-Failure, who will run around alongside Panicky and Spineless.\r\n\r\nUnveiling his squad at a press conference at Wembley, Mr Southgate said he would be sticking with his tried and tested goalkeeper, Bungle as his number one choice.\r\n\r\nBut second-choice keeper Butterfingers is expected to keep Bungle on his toes.\r\n\r\nSouthgate, 47, said: "Everyone knows what <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-panama/">England fans expect of us in Russia</a>.\r\n\r\n"We have reputations to uphold and I have picked what I believe is the best 23-man England World Cup squad to enable us to crash out at the group stage as usual."\r\n\r\nThe Three Lions have been drawn in Group G along with Belgium, Panama and Tunisia, and start their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifa-christmas-day-football/">FIFA </a>World Cup campaign on June 18 against Tunisia.\r\n\r\nIt is widely expected they will only manage a draw against Panama and lose to Tunisia and Belgium, with Dim-Wit missing a last-minute penalty to save the day.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSkipper Abject-Failure, who has already won an amazing 545 caps for England, said: "We go to Russia knowing what we have to do. England expects." \r\n\r\n<h2>England World Cup squad</h2>\r\n\r\n<strong>Manager</strong>\r\nGareth Southgate\r\n\r\n<strong>Goalkeepers</strong>\r\nBungle\r\nButterfingers\r\n\r\n<strong>Defenders</strong>\r\nFear\r\nBotch\r\nCollapse\r\nAnxious\r\nGood-For-Nothing\r\nStartled\r\nCoward\r\n\r\n<strong>Midfielders</strong>\r\nAbject-Failure (captain)\r\nPanicky\r\nSpineless\r\nDefecit\r\nAghast\r\nFutile\r\nCrumble\r\nFall-Short\r\nSissy\r\n\r\n<strong>Attackers</strong>\r\nFeckless\r\nDim-Wit\r\nUseless\r\nFailing\r\nInept\r\n\r\n<strong>Physio</strong>\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Fear and Abject-Failure named in England World Cup squad', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'england-world-cup-squad', '', '', '2018-05-16 09:13:31', '2018-05-16 09:13:31', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8931', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8932, 1, '2018-05-16 08:28:49', '2018-05-16 08:28:49', 'Fear and Abject-Failure were today named in the 2018 England World Cup squad.', 'england world cup squad', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'england-world-cup-squad-2', '', '', '2018-05-16 08:29:32', '2018-05-16 08:29:32', '', 8931, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8933, 1, '2018-05-16 08:35:52', '2018-05-16 08:35:52', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg" alt="England World Cup squad" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8932" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Manager Gareth Southgate has today named Fear, Abject-Failure and Useless in his 23-man England World Cup squad.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe has gone for experience as he tries to manage the expectations of fans ahead of this summer\'s tournament in Russia. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFear and Startled will form the backbone of the England defence, while Useless, Dim-Wit and Feckless will be expected to score the goals to propel England to World Cup glory for the first time since 1966.\r\n\r\nThe midfield engine room will be masterminded by veteran team captain Abject-Failure, who will run around alongside Panicky and Spineless.\r\n\r\nUnveiling his squad at a press conference at Wembley, Mr Southgate said he would be sticking with his tried and test goalkeeper, Bungle as his number one choice.\r\n\r\nBut second-choice keeper Butterfingers is expected to keep Bungle on his toes.\r\n\r\nSouthgate, 47, said: "Everyone knows what <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-panama/">England fans expect of us in Russia</a>.\r\n\r\n"We have reputations to uphold and I have picked what I believe is the best 23-man England World Cup squad to see crash out of the group stages as usual."\r\n\r\nThe Three Lions have been drawn in Group G along with Belgium, Panama and Tunisia and start their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifa-christmas-day-football/">FIFA </a>World Cup campaign on 18 June against Tunisia.\r\n\r\nIt is widely expected they will only manage a draw against Panama and lose to Tunisia and Belgium, with Dim-Wit missing a last-minute penalty to save the day.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSkipper Abject-Failure, who has already won an amazing 545 caps for England, said: "We go to Russia knowing what we have to do. England expects." \r\n\r\n<h2>England World Cup squad</h2>\r\n\r\n<strong>Manager</strong>\r\nGareth Southgate\r\n\r\n<strong>Goalkeepers</strong>\r\nBungle\r\nButterfingers\r\n\r\n<strong>Defenders</strong>\r\nFear\r\nBotch\r\nCollapse\r\nAnxious\r\nGood-For-Nothing\r\nStartled\r\nCoward\r\n\r\n<strong>Midfielders</strong>\r\nAbject-Failure (captain)\r\nPanicky\r\nSpineless\r\nDefecit\r\nAghast\r\nFutile\r\nCrumble\r\nFall-Short\r\nSissy\r\n\r\n<strong>Attackers</strong>\r\nFeckless\r\nDim-Wit\r\nUseless\r\nFailing\r\nInept\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Fear and Abject-Failure named in England World Cup squad', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8931-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-16 08:35:52', '2018-05-16 08:35:52', '', 8931, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8931-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8934, 1, '2018-05-16 09:13:23', '2018-05-16 09:13:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg" alt="England World Cup squad" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8932" /></a>\n\n<strong>Manager Gareth Southgate has today named Fear, Abject-Failure and Useless in his 23-man England World Cup squad.</strong>\n\nHe has gone for experience as he tries to manage the expectations of fans ahead of this summer\'s tournament in Russia. \n\n\n\nFear and Startled will form the backbone of the England defence, while Useless, Dim-Wit and Feckless will be expected to score the goals to propel England to World Cup glory for the first time since 1966.\n\nThe midfield engine room will be masterminded by veteran team captain Abject-Failure, who will run around alongside Panicky and Spineless.\n\nUnveiling his squad at a press conference at Wembley, Mr Southgate said he would be sticking with his tried and tested goalkeeper, Bungle as his number one choice.\n\nBut second-choice keeper Butterfingers is expected to keep Bungle on his toes.\n\nSouthgate, 47, said: "Everyone knows what <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-panama/">England fans expect of us in Russia</a>.\n\n"We have reputations to uphold and I have picked what I believe is the best 23-man England World Cup squad to enable us to crash out at the group stage as usual."\n\nThe Three Lions have been drawn in Group G along with Belgium, Panama and Tunisia, and start their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifa-christmas-day-football/">FIFA </a>World Cup campaign on June 18 against Tunisia.\n\nIt is widely expected they will only manage a draw against Panama and lose to Tunisia and Belgium, with Dim-Wit missing a last-minute penalty to save the day.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSkipper Abject-Failure, who has already won an amazing 545 caps for England, said: "We go to Russia knowing what we have to do. England expects." \n\n<h2>England World Cup squad</h2>\n\n<strong>Manager</strong>\nGareth Southgate\n\n<strong>Goalkeepers</strong>\nBungle\nButterfingers\n\n<strong>Defenders</strong>\nFear\nBotch\nCollapse\nAnxious\nGood-For-Nothing\nStartled\nCoward\n\n<strong>Midfielders</strong>\nAbject-Failure (captain)\nPanicky\nSpineless\nDefecit\nAghast\nFutile\nCrumble\nFall-Short\nSissy\n\n<strong>Attackers</strong>\nFeckless\nDim-Wit\nUseless\nFailing\nInept\n\nPhysio\nLorraine Fisher, 34.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\n', 'Fear and Abject-Failure named in England World Cup squad', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8931-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-16 09:13:23', '2018-05-16 09:13:23', '', 8931, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8931-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8935, 1, '2018-05-16 08:41:14', '2018-05-16 08:41:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg" alt="England World Cup squad" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8932" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Manager Gareth Southgate has today named Fear, Abject-Failure and Useless in his 23-man England World Cup squad.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe has gone for experience as he tries to manage the expectations of fans ahead of this summer\'s tournament in Russia. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFear and Startled will form the backbone of the England defence, while Useless, Dim-Wit and Feckless will be expected to score the goals to propel England to World Cup glory for the first time since 1966.\r\n\r\nThe midfield engine room will be masterminded by veteran team captain Abject-Failure, who will run around alongside Panicky and Spineless.\r\n\r\nUnveiling his squad at a press conference at Wembley, Mr Southgate said he would be sticking with his tried and tested goalkeeper, Bungle as his number one choice.\r\n\r\nBut second-choice keeper Butterfingers is expected to keep Bungle on his toes.\r\n\r\nSouthgate, 47, said: "Everyone knows what <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-panama/">England fans expect of us in Russia</a>.\r\n\r\n"We have reputations to uphold and I have picked what I believe is the best 23-man England World Cup squad to enable us to crash out at the group stage as usual."\r\n\r\nThe Three Lions have been drawn in Group G along with Belgium, Panama and Tunisia, and start their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifa-christmas-day-football/">FIFA </a>World Cup campaign on June 18 against Tunisia.\r\n\r\nIt is widely expected they will only manage a draw against Panama and lose to Tunisia and Belgium, with Dim-Wit missing a last-minute penalty to save the day.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSkipper Abject-Failure, who has already won an amazing 545 caps for England, said: "We go to Russia knowing what we have to do. England expects." \r\n\r\n<h2>England World Cup squad</h2>\r\n\r\n<strong>Manager</strong>\r\nGareth Southgate\r\n\r\n<strong>Goalkeepers</strong>\r\nBungle\r\nButterfingers\r\n\r\n<strong>Defenders</strong>\r\nFear\r\nBotch\r\nCollapse\r\nAnxious\r\nGood-For-Nothing\r\nStartled\r\nCoward\r\n\r\n<strong>Midfielders</strong>\r\nAbject-Failure (captain)\r\nPanicky\r\nSpineless\r\nDefecit\r\nAghast\r\nFutile\r\nCrumble\r\nFall-Short\r\nSissy\r\n\r\n<strong>Attackers</strong>\r\nFeckless\r\nDim-Wit\r\nUseless\r\nFailing\r\nInept\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Fear and Abject-Failure named in England World Cup squad', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8931-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-16 08:41:14', '2018-05-16 08:41:14', '', 8931, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8931-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8936, 1, '2018-05-16 09:13:31', '2018-05-16 09:13:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/england-world-cup-squad-e1526459379643.jpg" alt="England World Cup squad" width="700" height="394" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8932" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Manager Gareth Southgate has today named Fear, Abject-Failure and Useless in his 23-man England World Cup squad.</strong>\r\n\r\nHe has gone for experience as he tries to manage the expectations of fans ahead of this summer\'s tournament in Russia. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFear and Startled will form the backbone of the England defence, while Useless, Dim-Wit and Feckless will be expected to score the goals to propel England to World Cup glory for the first time since 1966.\r\n\r\nThe midfield engine room will be masterminded by veteran team captain Abject-Failure, who will run around alongside Panicky and Spineless.\r\n\r\nUnveiling his squad at a press conference at Wembley, Mr Southgate said he would be sticking with his tried and tested goalkeeper, Bungle as his number one choice.\r\n\r\nBut second-choice keeper Butterfingers is expected to keep Bungle on his toes.\r\n\r\nSouthgate, 47, said: "Everyone knows what <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/england-panama/">England fans expect of us in Russia</a>.\r\n\r\n"We have reputations to uphold and I have picked what I believe is the best 23-man England World Cup squad to enable us to crash out at the group stage as usual."\r\n\r\nThe Three Lions have been drawn in Group G along with Belgium, Panama and Tunisia, and start their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifa-christmas-day-football/">FIFA </a>World Cup campaign on June 18 against Tunisia.\r\n\r\nIt is widely expected they will only manage a draw against Panama and lose to Tunisia and Belgium, with Dim-Wit missing a last-minute penalty to save the day.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSkipper Abject-Failure, who has already won an amazing 545 caps for England, said: "We go to Russia knowing what we have to do. England expects." \r\n\r\n<h2>England World Cup squad</h2>\r\n\r\n<strong>Manager</strong>\r\nGareth Southgate\r\n\r\n<strong>Goalkeepers</strong>\r\nBungle\r\nButterfingers\r\n\r\n<strong>Defenders</strong>\r\nFear\r\nBotch\r\nCollapse\r\nAnxious\r\nGood-For-Nothing\r\nStartled\r\nCoward\r\n\r\n<strong>Midfielders</strong>\r\nAbject-Failure (captain)\r\nPanicky\r\nSpineless\r\nDefecit\r\nAghast\r\nFutile\r\nCrumble\r\nFall-Short\r\nSissy\r\n\r\n<strong>Attackers</strong>\r\nFeckless\r\nDim-Wit\r\nUseless\r\nFailing\r\nInept\r\n\r\n<strong>Physio</strong>\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n', 'Fear and Abject-Failure named in England World Cup squad', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8931-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-16 09:13:31', '2018-05-16 09:13:31', '', 8931, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8931-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8937, 1, '2018-05-16 16:36:05', '2018-05-16 16:36:05', '<strong>Britain\'s leading newspaper, the Suffolk Gazette has officially completed its £4 million headquarters move to The Greyhound pub in Ipswich.</strong>\r\n\r\nMedia mogul, <a href="http://magicwordmedia.com/ipswich-copywriter">Ipswich copywriter</a> and Gazette founder Simon Young confirmed board meetings will take place on a "very regular" basis at the swanky corporate HQ in Henley Road.\r\n\r\nKey facilities at <a href="http://thegreyhoundipswich.co.uk" target="_blank">The Greyhound Ipswich</a> include a regular supply of well-kept Adnams beer, chef Brian\'s tasty steak pies and friendly staff.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpg" alt="image" width="448" height="261" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1412" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Young said: "The Gazette corporate team needed an HQ with important facilities like beer. This helps the creative process and the production of world-beating news investigations like the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">police Apache helicopter blowing up a vicarag</a>e."\r\n\r\nBoard meetings will be held at The Greyhound at weekends, plus some extraordinary meetings will be called on some midweek evenings, most probably when <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/the-greyhound-stadium-portman-road/">Ipswich are playing at home</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe new line-up of the Suffolk Gazette board was also revealed today by the company\'s corporate communications director, Simon Young.\r\n\r\nHe said finance director Mr S Young had started this week, joining marketing director S Young, HR director S J Young and  Editorial director, er, Simon Young.\r\n\r\nThe Greyhound landlord Dan Lightfoot today welcomed the news.\r\n\r\n"What landlord wouldn\'t want Simon Young as a customer?" he said.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image1-e1439556212209.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image1-225x300.jpg" alt="image" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1414" /></a><br><br>', 'Suffolk Gazette moves corporate HQ', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1411-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-16 16:36:05', '2018-05-16 16:36:05', '', 1411, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1411-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8938, 1, '2018-05-16 16:38:13', '2018-05-16 16:38:13', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/simon-young.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/simon-young.jpg" alt="Simon Young" width="630" height="447" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6582" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>The editor of the Suffolk Gazette will be going behind enemy lines this Sunday when he crosses into Norfolk - and he needs your help.</strong>\r\n\r\nSimon Young and 100 other members of Team ITFC are cycling 150 miles for charity on a route that will include a daring overnight stay in the yellow-and-green territory of Potters holiday camp near Great Yarmouth.\r\n\r\nAfter <del datetime="2017-05-11T16:20:28+00:00">a night in the bar</del> a good night\'s sleep, the group, which includes many ex Ipswich Town players, will then cycle back to Portman Road having raised tens of thousands of pounds for Prostate Cancer and the Ipswich Town FC community charity.\r\n\r\nMr Young, an <a href="http://magicwordmedia.com/ipswich-copywriter">Ipswich copywriter</a>, is still welcoming donations from the generous readers of the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/american-giant/">Suffolk Gazette</a>, which is East Anglia\'s premier newspaper and even has some readers from Norfolk (despite being quite rude about them on occasions).\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-web/fundraiser/showFundraiserPage.action?userUrl=MrSimonYoung&pageUrl=3">Please visit his fundraising page - called Simon Young\'s Epic Sore Bum - by clicking here and donating anything you can!</a></h2>\r\n\r\n"I may not be quite as fit as Chris Froome or Bradley Wiggins," Mr Young said in an exclusive interview with himself. "But I am fuelled by Adnams, a secret weapon that should see me through this tough physical challenge."', 'Suffolk Gazette editor enters enemy territory, please help', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6581-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-16 16:38:13', '2018-05-16 16:38:13', '', 6581, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6581-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8941, 1, '2018-05-18 11:18:37', '2018-05-18 11:18:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg" alt="Donald Trump disguised as The Queen" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8942" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nDonald Trump has disguised himself as the Queen in order to gatecrash this weekend\'s Royal wedding, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe US President was so distraught about missing out on an invite that he took matters into his own hands.\r\n\r\nHe hired America\'s finest make-up artists to dress him like Her Majesty, and they even give him her trademark hairstyle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Trump has been moving about London and Windsor all week pretending to be the Queen - and has even had members of the Royal family fooled.\r\n\r\nThe Duchess of Cambridge thought something was amiss when she sat next to \'the Queen\' at a church service to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the RAF Dambusters World War Two mission this week.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg" alt="Donald Trump and Duchess of Cambridge" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8943" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut new mum Kate still didn\'t cotton on to the imposter - much like the Duke of Edinburgh, who was unaware his carriage companion at Goodwood races was not his wife.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg" alt="Prince Philip and Donald Trump" width="700" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8944" /></a>\r\n\r\nTrump\'s ingenious charade stepped up a gear when he infiltrated Buckingham Palace on Wednesday and attended a lavish reception for Commonwealth ambassadors.\r\n\r\nHe found his way to the Queen\'s private quarters and was photographed being dressed for the formal banquet - including donning Her Majesty\'s jewels and priceless tiara.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg" alt="Donald the Queen with tiara" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8945" /></a>\r\n\r\nHe then ate a five-course with atrocious table manners - but that still didn\'t give the game away.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg" alt="Donald Trump as the Queen" width="700" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8946" /></a>  \r\n\r\nOn Thursday Mr Trump moved on to Windsor to prepare for the Royal wedding, where Prince Harry would wed Meghan Markle, an American just like the President.\r\n\r\nTo keep up his pretence, he had to attend several more engagements, and by now his impersonation of the Queen was perfect.\r\n\r\nFirst he presented prizes to the top jam makers in a competition held by the Windsor branch of the Women\'s Institute.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg" alt="Queen Trump" width="300" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8947" /></a>\r\n\r\nThen it was off to watch a military band in Great Windsor Park. Now wearing a fetching pink outfit with matching hat, Trump clapped along enthusiastically with tiny gloved hands.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg" alt="The Queen or Donald Trump" width="300" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8948" /></a>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSoon, however, it was all getting a bit too much as the US President realised being the Queen was quite hard work.\r\n\r\nAfter yet another change of outfits, he had to attend a tedious reception for local council dignitaries. And he started looking thoroughly bored with the whole thing.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg" alt="Annoyed Donald Queen" width="700" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8949" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut he soon rallied, realising his dream of attending the Royal wedding was just hours away.\r\n\r\nAnother engagement this morning at a Windsor wildlife sanctuary cheered him up, as he likes ducks. Especially when they are well done in a nice sauce.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg" alt="Donald duck" width="300" height="442" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8950" /></a>\r\n\r\nFinally he was able to try on the outfit he will wear for the Royal wedding - a beautiful blue gown with matching jewellery.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg" alt="His Majesty Donald Trump" width="300" height="408" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8951" /></a>\r\n\r\nRoyal security will now be on the lookout for the President at the Royal wedding - and trying to find out what has happened to the real Queen, who was famously given <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for her 90th birthday</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Donald Trump dresses up as the Queen to gatecrash Royal wedding', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'donald-trump-the-queen', '', '', '2018-05-18 11:28:48', '2018-05-18 11:28:48', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8941', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8952, 1, '2018-05-18 11:15:07', '2018-05-18 11:15:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg" alt="Donald Trump disguised as The Queen" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8942" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nDonald Trump has disguised himself as the Queen in order to gatecrash this weekend\'s Royal Wedding, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe US President was so distraught about missing out on an invite that he took matters into his own hands.\r\n\r\nHe hired America\'s finest make-up artists to dress him like Her Majesty, and they even give him her trademark hairstyle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Trump has been moving about London and Windsor all week pretending to be the Queen - and has even had members of the Royal family fooled.\r\n\r\nThe Duchess of Cambridge thought something was amiss when she sat next to \'the Queen\' at a church service to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the RAF Dambusters World War Two mission this week.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg" alt="Donald Trump and Duchess of Cambridge" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8943" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut new mum Kate still didn\'t cotton on to the imposter - much like the Duke of Edinburgh, who was unaware his carriage companion at Goodwood races was not his wife.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg" alt="Prince Philip and Donald Trump" width="700" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8944" /></a>\r\n\r\nTrump\'s ingenious charade stepped up a gear when he infiltrated Buckingham Palace on Wednesday and attended a lavish reception for Commonwealth ambassadors. He found his way to the Queen\'s private quarters and was photographed being dressed for the formal banquet - including donning Her Majesty\'s jewells and priceless tiara.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg" alt="Donald the Queen with tiara" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8945" /></a>\r\n\r\nHe then ate a five-course with atrocious table manners - but that still didn\'t give the game away.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg" alt="Donald Trump as the Queen" width="700" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8946" /></a>  \r\n\r\nOn Thursday Mr Trump moved on to Windsor to prepare for the Royal wedding, where Prince Harry would wed Meghan Markle, an American just like the President.\r\n\r\nTo keep up his pretence, he had to attend several more engagements, and by now his impersonation of the Queen was perfect.\r\n\r\nFirst he presented prizes to the top jam makers in a competition held by the Windsor branch of the Women\'s Institute.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg" alt="Queen Trump" width="300" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8947" /></a>\r\n\r\nThen it was off to watch a military band in Great Windsor Park. Now wearing a fetching pink outfit with matching hat, Trump clapped along enthusiastically with tiny gloved hands.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg" alt="The Queen or Donald Trump" width="300" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8948" /></a>\r\n\r\nSoon, however, it was all getting a bit too much as the US President realised being the Queen was quite hard work.\r\n\r\nAfter yet another change of outfits, he had to attend a tedious reception for local council dignitaries. And he started looking thoroughly bored with the whole thing.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg" alt="Annoyed Donald Queen" width="700" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8949" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut he soon rallied, realising his dream of attending the Royal wedding was just hours away. Another engagement this morning at a Windsor wildlife sanctuary cheered him up, as he likes ducks. Especially when they are well done in a nice sauce.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg" alt="Donald duck" width="300" height="442" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8950" /></a>\r\n\r\nFinally he was able to try on the outfit he will wear for the Royal wedding - a beautiful blue gown with matching jewellry.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg" alt="His Majesty Donald Trump" width="300" height="408" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8951" /></a>\r\n\r\nRoyal security will now be on the lookout for the President at the Royal wedding - and trying to find out what has happened to the real Queen.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Donald Trump dresses up as the Queen to gatecrash Royal wedding', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8941-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-18 11:15:07', '2018-05-18 11:15:07', '', 8941, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8941-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8953, 1, '2018-05-18 11:18:37', '2018-05-18 11:18:37', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg" alt="Donald Trump disguised as The Queen" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8942" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nDonald Trump has disguised himself as the Queen in order to gatecrash this weekend\'s Royal Wedding, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe US President was so distraught about missing out on an invite that he took matters into his own hands.\r\n\r\nHe hired America\'s finest make-up artists to dress him like Her Majesty, and they even give him her trademark hairstyle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Trump has been moving about London and Windsor all week pretending to be the Queen - and has even had members of the Royal family fooled.\r\n\r\nThe Duchess of Cambridge thought something was amiss when she sat next to \'the Queen\' at a church service to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the RAF Dambusters World War Two mission this week.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg" alt="Donald Trump and Duchess of Cambridge" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8943" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut new mum Kate still didn\'t cotton on to the imposter - much like the Duke of Edinburgh, who was unaware his carriage companion at Goodwood races was not his wife.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg" alt="Prince Philip and Donald Trump" width="700" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8944" /></a>\r\n\r\nTrump\'s ingenious charade stepped up a gear when he infiltrated Buckingham Palace on Wednesday and attended a lavish reception for Commonwealth ambassadors. He found his way to the Queen\'s private quarters and was photographed being dressed for the formal banquet - including donning Her Majesty\'s jewels and priceless tiara.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg" alt="Donald the Queen with tiara" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8945" /></a>\r\n\r\nHe then ate a five-course with atrocious table manners - but that still didn\'t give the game away.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg" alt="Donald Trump as the Queen" width="700" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8946" /></a>  \r\n\r\nOn Thursday Mr Trump moved on to Windsor to prepare for the Royal wedding, where Prince Harry would wed Meghan Markle, an American just like the President.\r\n\r\nTo keep up his pretence, he had to attend several more engagements, and by now his impersonation of the Queen was perfect.\r\n\r\nFirst he presented prizes to the top jam makers in a competition held by the Windsor branch of the Women\'s Institute.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg" alt="Queen Trump" width="300" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8947" /></a>\r\n\r\nThen it was off to watch a military band in Great Windsor Park. Now wearing a fetching pink outfit with matching hat, Trump clapped along enthusiastically with tiny gloved hands.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg" alt="The Queen or Donald Trump" width="300" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8948" /></a>\r\n\r\nSoon, however, it was all getting a bit too much as the US President realised being the Queen was quite hard work.\r\n\r\nAfter yet another change of outfits, he had to attend a tedious reception for local council dignitaries. And he started looking thoroughly bored with the whole thing.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg" alt="Annoyed Donald Queen" width="700" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8949" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut he soon rallied, realising his dream of attending the Royal wedding was just hours away. Another engagement this morning at a Windsor wildlife sanctuary cheered him up, as he likes ducks. Especially when they are well done in a nice sauce.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg" alt="Donald duck" width="300" height="442" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8950" /></a>\r\n\r\nFinally he was able to try on the outfit he will wear for the Royal wedding - a beautiful blue gown with matching jewellery.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg" alt="His Majesty Donald Trump" width="300" height="408" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8951" /></a>\r\n\r\nRoyal security will now be on the lookout for the President at the Royal wedding - and trying to find out what has happened to the real Queen, who was famously given <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for her 90th birthday</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Donald Trump dresses up as the Queen to gatecrash Royal wedding', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8941-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-18 11:18:37', '2018-05-18 11:18:37', '', 8941, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8941-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8954, 1, '2018-05-18 11:28:24', '2018-05-18 11:28:24', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg" alt="Donald Trump disguised as The Queen" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8942" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\n\nDonald Trump has disguised himself as the Queen in order to gatecrash this weekend\'s Royal wedding, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\n\nThe US President was so distraught about missing out on an invite that he took matters into his own hands.\n\nHe hired America\'s finest make-up artists to dress him like Her Majesty, and they even give him her trademark hairstyle.\n\n\n\nMr Trump has been moving about London and Windsor all week pretending to be the Queen - and has even had members of the Royal family fooled.\n\nThe Duchess of Cambridge thought something was amiss when she sat next to \'the Queen\' at a church service to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the RAF Dambusters World War Two mission this week.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg" alt="Donald Trump and Duchess of Cambridge" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8943" /></a>\n\nBut new mum Kate still didn\'t cotton on to the imposter - much like the Duke of Edinburgh, who was unaware his carriage companion at Goodwood races was not his wife.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg" alt="Prince Philip and Donald Trump" width="700" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8944" /></a>\n\nTrump\'s ingenious charade stepped up a gear when he infiltrated Buckingham Palace on Wednesday and attended a lavish reception for Commonwealth ambassadors.\n\nHe found his way to the Queen\'s private quarters and was photographed being dressed for the formal banquet - including donning Her Majesty\'s jewels and priceless tiara.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg" alt="Donald the Queen with tiara" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8945" /></a>\n\nHe then ate a five-course with atrocious table manners - but that still didn\'t give the game away.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg" alt="Donald Trump as the Queen" width="700" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8946" /></a>  \n\nOn Thursday Mr Trump moved on to Windsor to prepare for the Royal wedding, where Prince Harry would wed Meghan Markle, an American just like the President.\n\nTo keep up his pretence, he had to attend several more engagements, and by now his impersonation of the Queen was perfect.\n\nFirst he presented prizes to the top jam makers in a competition held by the Windsor branch of the Women\'s Institute.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg" alt="Queen Trump" width="300" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8947" /></a>\n\nThen it was off to watch a military band in Great Windsor Park. Now wearing a fetching pink outfit with matching hat, Trump clapped along enthusiastically with tiny gloved hands.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg" alt="The Queen or Donald Trump" width="300" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8948" /></a>\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nSoon, however, it was all getting a bit too much as the US President realised being the Queen was quite hard work.\n\nAfter yet another change of outfits, he had to attend a tedious reception for local council dignitaries. And he started looking thoroughly bored with the whole thing.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg" alt="Annoyed Donald Queen" width="700" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8949" /></a>\n\nBut he soon rallied, realising his dream of attending the Royal wedding was just hours away.\n\nAnother engagement this morning at a Windsor wildlife sanctuary cheered him up, as he likes ducks. Especially when they are well done in a nice sauce.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg" alt="Donald duck" width="300" height="442" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8950" /></a>\n\nFinally he was able to try on the outfit he will wear for the Royal wedding - a beautiful blue gown with matching jewellery.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg" alt="His Majesty Donald Trump" width="300" height="408" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8951" /></a>\n\nRoyal security will now be on the lookout for the President at the Royal wedding - and trying to find out what has happened to the real Queen, who was famously given <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for her 90th birthday</a>.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Donald Trump dresses up as the Queen to gatecrash Royal wedding', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8941-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-18 11:28:24', '2018-05-18 11:28:24', '', 8941, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8941-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8955, 1, '2018-05-18 11:24:34', '2018-05-18 11:24:34', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg" alt="Donald Trump disguised as The Queen" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8942" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nDonald Trump has disguised himself as the Queen in order to gatecrash this weekend\'s Royal wedding, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe US President was so distraught about missing out on an invite that he took matters into his own hands.\r\n\r\nHe hired America\'s finest make-up artists to dress him like Her Majesty, and they even give him her trademark hairstyle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Trump has been moving about London and Windsor all week pretending to be the Queen - and has even had members of the Royal family fooled.\r\n\r\nThe Duchess of Cambridge thought something was amiss when she sat next to \'the Queen\' at a church service to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the RAF Dambusters World War Two mission this week.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg" alt="Donald Trump and Duchess of Cambridge" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8943" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut new mum Kate still didn\'t cotton on to the imposter - much like the Duke of Edinburgh, who was unaware his carriage companion at Goodwood races was not his wife.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg" alt="Prince Philip and Donald Trump" width="700" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8944" /></a>\r\n\r\nTrump\'s ingenious charade stepped up a gear when he infiltrated Buckingham Palace on Wednesday and attended a lavish reception for Commonwealth ambassadors. He found his way to the Queen\'s private quarters and was photographed being dressed for the formal banquet - including donning Her Majesty\'s jewels and priceless tiara.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg" alt="Donald the Queen with tiara" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8945" /></a>\r\n\r\nHe then ate a five-course with atrocious table manners - but that still didn\'t give the game away.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg" alt="Donald Trump as the Queen" width="700" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8946" /></a>  \r\n\r\nOn Thursday Mr Trump moved on to Windsor to prepare for the Royal wedding, where Prince Harry would wed Meghan Markle, an American just like the President.\r\n\r\nTo keep up his pretence, he had to attend several more engagements, and by now his impersonation of the Queen was perfect.\r\n\r\nFirst he presented prizes to the top jam makers in a competition held by the Windsor branch of the Women\'s Institute.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg" alt="Queen Trump" width="300" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8947" /></a>\r\n\r\nThen it was off to watch a military band in Great Windsor Park. Now wearing a fetching pink outfit with matching hat, Trump clapped along enthusiastically with tiny gloved hands.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg" alt="The Queen or Donald Trump" width="300" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8948" /></a>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSoon, however, it was all getting a bit too much as the US President realised being the Queen was quite hard work.\r\n\r\nAfter yet another change of outfits, he had to attend a tedious reception for local council dignitaries. And he started looking thoroughly bored with the whole thing.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg" alt="Annoyed Donald Queen" width="700" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8949" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut he soon rallied, realising his dream of attending the Royal wedding was just hours away. Another engagement this morning at a Windsor wildlife sanctuary cheered him up, as he likes ducks. Especially when they are well done in a nice sauce.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg" alt="Donald duck" width="300" height="442" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8950" /></a>\r\n\r\nFinally he was able to try on the outfit he will wear for the Royal wedding - a beautiful blue gown with matching jewellery.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg" alt="His Majesty Donald Trump" width="300" height="408" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8951" /></a>\r\n\r\nRoyal security will now be on the lookout for the President at the Royal wedding - and trying to find out what has happened to the real Queen, who was famously given <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for her 90th birthday</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Donald Trump dresses up as the Queen to gatecrash Royal wedding', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8941-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-18 11:24:34', '2018-05-18 11:24:34', '', 8941, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8941-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8956, 1, '2018-05-18 11:28:48', '2018-05-18 11:28:48', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-queen.jpg" alt="Donald Trump disguised as The Queen" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8942" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nDonald Trump has disguised himself as the Queen in order to gatecrash this weekend\'s Royal wedding, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe US President was so distraught about missing out on an invite that he took matters into his own hands.\r\n\r\nHe hired America\'s finest make-up artists to dress him like Her Majesty, and they even give him her trademark hairstyle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Trump has been moving about London and Windsor all week pretending to be the Queen - and has even had members of the Royal family fooled.\r\n\r\nThe Duchess of Cambridge thought something was amiss when she sat next to \'the Queen\' at a church service to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the RAF Dambusters World War Two mission this week.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-27.jpg" alt="Donald Trump and Duchess of Cambridge" width="700" height="525" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8943" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut new mum Kate still didn\'t cotton on to the imposter - much like the Duke of Edinburgh, who was unaware his carriage companion at Goodwood races was not his wife.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-32.jpg" alt="Prince Philip and Donald Trump" width="700" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8944" /></a>\r\n\r\nTrump\'s ingenious charade stepped up a gear when he infiltrated Buckingham Palace on Wednesday and attended a lavish reception for Commonwealth ambassadors.\r\n\r\nHe found his way to the Queen\'s private quarters and was photographed being dressed for the formal banquet - including donning Her Majesty\'s jewels and priceless tiara.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-33.jpg" alt="Donald the Queen with tiara" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8945" /></a>\r\n\r\nHe then ate a five-course with atrocious table manners - but that still didn\'t give the game away.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-25.jpg" alt="Donald Trump as the Queen" width="700" height="687" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8946" /></a>  \r\n\r\nOn Thursday Mr Trump moved on to Windsor to prepare for the Royal wedding, where Prince Harry would wed Meghan Markle, an American just like the President.\r\n\r\nTo keep up his pretence, he had to attend several more engagements, and by now his impersonation of the Queen was perfect.\r\n\r\nFirst he presented prizes to the top jam makers in a competition held by the Windsor branch of the Women\'s Institute.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-34-e1526641074720.jpg" alt="Queen Trump" width="300" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8947" /></a>\r\n\r\nThen it was off to watch a military band in Great Windsor Park. Now wearing a fetching pink outfit with matching hat, Trump clapped along enthusiastically with tiny gloved hands.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-38-e1526641225859.jpg" alt="The Queen or Donald Trump" width="300" height="416" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8948" /></a>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSoon, however, it was all getting a bit too much as the US President realised being the Queen was quite hard work.\r\n\r\nAfter yet another change of outfits, he had to attend a tedious reception for local council dignitaries. And he started looking thoroughly bored with the whole thing.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-29-e1526641378801.jpg" alt="Annoyed Donald Queen" width="700" height="476" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8949" /></a>\r\n\r\nBut he soon rallied, realising his dream of attending the Royal wedding was just hours away.\r\n\r\nAnother engagement this morning at a Windsor wildlife sanctuary cheered him up, as he likes ducks. Especially when they are well done in a nice sauce.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-36-e1526641531904.jpg" alt="Donald duck" width="300" height="442" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8950" /></a>\r\n\r\nFinally he was able to try on the outfit he will wear for the Royal wedding - a beautiful blue gown with matching jewellery.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/donald-31-e1526641706801.jpg" alt="His Majesty Donald Trump" width="300" height="408" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8951" /></a>\r\n\r\nRoyal security will now be on the lookout for the President at the Royal wedding - and trying to find out what has happened to the real Queen, who was famously given <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/framlingham-castle-queen/">Framlingham Castle in Suffolk for her 90th birthday</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Donald Trump dresses up as the Queen to gatecrash Royal wedding', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8941-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-18 11:28:48', '2018-05-18 11:28:48', '', 8941, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8941-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8957, 1, '2018-05-19 08:47:07', '2018-05-19 08:47:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/norfolk-farmers.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/norfolk-farmers.jpg" alt="Norfolk couple" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8958" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk couple have camped out in their country lane for a week in the hope of catching a glimpse of the Royal wedding.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba and Darlene Spuckler, from Downham Market, say they are excited to see Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"We\'ve been sitting in the lane since Sunday to make sure we get a good spot to see the happy couple," Bubba, 43, said.\r\n\r\nIt is not clear why the Spucklers think the newly-weds will travel along the Norfolk country lane, which is a dead-end.\r\n\r\nAnd no one has had the heart to tell them the wedding is hundreds of miles away in Windsor.\r\n\r\nThe Spucklers have seemingly not learnt their lesson from Prince William\'s wedding in 2011, when they camped out in the isolated lane for two weeks.\r\n\r\n"William and Kate never showed up," explained Darlene. "I expect they had a last-minute change of plan. These things happen."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe couple have kept up their spirits while camping out by playing with sticks and eating mud.\r\n\r\nBubba said: "We\'ve not seen anyone else all week, but I expect they\'ll all rush here at the last minute to try to see Harry and Meghan, and other members of the Royal family.\r\n\r\n"But they\'ll regret it as they may not get a good view. That\'s why we camped out - we\'ve got the best spot."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just a day after it was revealed <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-the-queen/">Donald Trump had disguised himself as the Queen in order to gatecrash the Royal wedding</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk couple camp for week to catch glimpse of Royal wedding', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-royal-wedding', '', '', '2018-05-19 08:47:07', '2018-05-19 08:47:07', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=8957', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8958, 1, '2018-05-19 08:42:01', '2018-05-19 08:42:01', 'A Norfolk couple have camped out in their lane for a week in the hope of catching a glimpse of the Royal wedding', 'norfolk farmers', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-farmers', '', '', '2018-05-19 08:42:50', '2018-05-19 08:42:50', '', 8957, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/norfolk-farmers.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8959, 1, '2018-05-19 08:46:10', '2018-05-19 08:46:10', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/norfolk-farmers.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/norfolk-farmers.jpg" alt="Norfolk couple" width="700" height="463" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8958" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nA Norfolk couple have camped out in their country lane for a week in the hope of catching a glimpse of the Royal wedding.</strong>\r\n\r\nBubba and Darlene Spuckler, from Downham Market, say they are excited to see Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"We\'ve been sitting in the lane since Sunday to make sure we get a good spot to see the happy couple," Bubba, 43, said.\r\n\r\nIt is not clear why the Spucklers think the newly-weds will travel along the Norfolk country lane, which is a dead-end.\r\n\r\nAnd no one has had the heart to tell them the wedding is hundreds of miles away in Windsor.\r\n\r\nThe Spucklers have seemingly not learnt their lesson from Prince William\'s wedding in 2011, when they camped out in the isolated lane for two weeks.\r\n\r\n"William and Kate never showed up," explained Darlene. "I expect they had a last-minute change of plan. These things happen."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe couple have kept up their spirits while camping out by playing with sticks and eating mud.\r\n\r\nBubba said: "We\'ve not seen anyone else all week, but I expect they\'ll all rush here at the last minute to try to see Harry and Meghan, and other members of the Royal family.\r\n\r\n"But they\'ll regret it as they may not get a good view. That\'s why we camped out - we\'ve got the best spot."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just a day after it was revealed <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-the-queen/">Donald Trump had disguised himself as the Queen in order to gatecrash the Royal wedding</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Norfolk couple camp for week to catch glimpse of Royal wedding', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8957-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-19 08:46:10', '2018-05-19 08:46:10', '', 8957, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8957-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8961, 1, '2018-05-20 08:49:11', '2018-05-20 08:49:11', '<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nA windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.</strong>\r\n\r\nChristopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic - and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.\r\n\r\n"It was terrifying," he said. "I had heard of sharks off Cornwall, but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.\r\n\r\n"I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something."\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a>\r\n\r\nHe has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.\r\n\r\nThey say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-eating-shark-seen-in-suffolk-river/">Great White Shark</a> that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.\r\n\r\nBartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society, said: "Our team is examining Mr Mills\' board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fisherman and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills\' surf board was around eight-foot long.\r\n\r\n* EDIT: It later emerged that the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Felixstowe mayor and police chief</a> had clashed over the shark reports.\r\n\r\n** EDIT EDIT: <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">Local fisherman hired to catch and kill the shark</a>.\r\n\r\n*** EDIT EDIT EDIT: The shark was killed, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it did not end well for the fisherman</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5467-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-20 08:49:11', '2018-05-20 08:49:11', '', 5467, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5467-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8962, 1, '2018-05-20 08:53:44', '2018-05-20 08:53:44', 'By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe police chief and mayor of Felixstowe have clashed publicly over how to deal with fears that a shark is stalking waters off the Suffolk resort.\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Martin Cody wants the beaches closed after a windsurfer\'s board was bitten by what experts believe was an eight-foot shark.\r\n\r\nBut Mayor Larry Warne, who has been a Felixstowe Town Councillor for 23 years, insists there is no danger and likely no shark at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe told concerned residents at a packed public meeting in the Spa Pavilion last night: "We do not have a shark problem. The damage caused to windsurfer Christopher Mills\' board was likely caused by a boat propeller."\r\n\r\nChief Cody interrupted the mayor. He stood up, pointed angrily at him and said: "This was no boat accident!" He then stormed out of the meeting, turning only to add: "You remember this conversation, Mr Mayor."\r\n\r\nAstonished members of the public looked back at Mayor Warne for reassurance, and he calmed nerves by insisting Felixstowe beach would remain open to windsurfers, fishermen, and families.\r\n\r\n"Felixstowe is open for business!" he declared with a broad smile.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk police were last night investigating apparently unrelated reports that a woman had gone missing while swimming in the North Sea off Jacob\'s Ladder, just half a mile up the coast from where <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">Mr Mills\' board was damaged</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif" alt="Chrissie Watkins" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5489" /></a>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are aware a woman went missing last week while swimming in the sea, two days before the windsurfer incident."\r\n\r\nShe has been named locally as Chrissie Watkins, but the mayor\'s office insist her disappearance is purely a coincidence and she may have simply left town to visit relatives. \r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Police chief and mayor clash over \'shark\' reports', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5487-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-20 08:53:44', '2018-05-20 08:53:44', '', 5487, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5487-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8963, 1, '2018-05-20 08:56:11', '2018-05-20 08:56:11', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe police chief and mayor of Felixstowe have clashed publicly over how to deal with fears that a shark is stalking waters off the Suffolk resort.</strong>\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Martin Cody wants the beaches closed after a windsurfer\'s board was bitten by what experts believe was an eight-foot shark.\r\n\r\nBut Mayor Larry Warne, who has been a Felixstowe Town Councillor for 23 years, insists there is no danger and likely no shark at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe told concerned residents at a packed public meeting in the Spa Pavilion last night: "We do not have a shark problem. The damage caused to windsurfer Christopher Mills\' board was likely caused by a boat propeller."\r\n\r\nChief Cody interrupted the mayor. He stood up, pointed angrily at him and said: "This was no boat accident!" He then stormed out of the meeting, turning only to add: "You remember this conversation, Mr Mayor."\r\n\r\nAstonished members of the public looked back at Mayor Warne for reassurance, and he calmed nerves by insisting Felixstowe beach would remain open to windsurfers, fishermen, and families.\r\n\r\n"Felixstowe is open for business!" he declared with a broad smile.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-shark-e1481454357973.jpg" alt="Felixstowe shark attack" width="400" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5468" /></a>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Suffolk police were last night investigating apparently unrelated reports that a woman had gone missing while swimming in the North Sea off Jacob\'s Ladder, just half a mile up the coast from where <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">Mr Mills\' board was damaged</a>.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chrissie-watkins.gif" alt="Chrissie Watkins" width="320" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5489" /></a>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are aware a woman went missing last week while swimming in the sea, two days before the windsurfer incident."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShe has been named locally as Chrissie Watkins, but the mayor\'s office insist her disappearance is purely a coincidence and she may have simply left town to visit relatives.\r\n\r\n<em>* EDIT: Local fisherman hired to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">catch and kill the shark</a>.\r\n\r\n** EDIT EDIT: The shark was killed, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it did not end well for the fisherman</a>.</em>\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Police chief and mayor clash over \'shark\' reports', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5487-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-20 08:56:11', '2018-05-20 08:56:11', '', 5487, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5487-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8964, 1, '2018-05-20 09:01:10', '2018-05-20 09:01:10', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg" alt="Felixstowe fisherman" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5525" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\n\nThe Felixstowe mayor and town police chief have put aside their differences and agreed to pay a local fisherman to hunt down and catch the shark that is stalking the resort.</strong>\n\nBart Clint, a former Merchant Navy seaman who is covered in menacing tattoos, got everyone\'s attention at the recent emergency public meeting when he stood up, scraped his fingernails down a chalk board and claimed: "Bad fish. This shark, swallow you whole."\n\n\n\nMr Clint, <em>pictured above with his boat</em>, told the astonished crowd that he would find the shark for £3,000, adding: "But I\'ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."\n\nHe has since been out on a recon trip in his old wooden boat, which does not look entirely seaworthy, with Police Chief Martin Cody and local oceanographer Matt Cooper. Captain Cody believed he spotted the shark and told Mr Clint, in no uncertain terms: "You\'re going to need a bigger boat."\n\nMr Clint is a veteran of merchant navy trips around the world, and replied how he once fell overboard off Devon and was surrounded by fearsome dolphins. It was this harrowing experience that made him the ideal shark hunter today, no matter what boat he was in.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe three are looking for an eight-foot long <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark that bit Felixstowe windsurfer Christopher Mills\' surfboard</a>. Fears a killer Great White is patrolling the North Sea were raised after it was revealed Chrissie Watkins, from Felixstowe, had gone missing while swimming in the sea days earlier.\n\nCaptain Cody wants to close the beaches, but <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Mayor Larry Warne is desperately trying to downplay the reports</a> fearing it will hit Felixstowe\'s booming tourist trade.\n\nMr Clint will begin his full hunting trip with Captain Cody and Mr Cooper this weekend. The Suffolk Gazette declined an offer to put a reporter on board.\n\n* EDIT: The Shark was killed, but it didn\'t end well for the fisherman.\n\n* * * * * *\n\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Felixstowe police chief and mayor hire fisherman to catch shark', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5524-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-20 09:01:10', '2018-05-20 09:01:10', '', 5524, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5524-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8965, 1, '2018-05-20 09:01:23', '2018-05-20 09:01:23', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/felixstowe-fisherman.jpg" alt="Felixstowe fisherman" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5525" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Felixstowe mayor and town police chief have put aside their differences and agreed to pay a local fisherman to hunt down and catch the shark that is stalking the resort.</strong>\r\n\r\nBart Clint, a former Merchant Navy seaman who is covered in menacing tattoos, got everyone\'s attention at the recent emergency public meeting when he stood up, scraped his fingernails down a chalk board and claimed: "Bad fish. This shark, swallow you whole."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMr Clint, <em>pictured above with his boat</em>, told the astonished crowd that he would find the shark for £3,000, adding: "But I\'ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."\r\n\r\nHe has since been out on a recon trip in his old wooden boat, which does not look entirely seaworthy, with Police Chief Martin Cody and local oceanographer Matt Cooper. Captain Cody believed he spotted the shark and told Mr Clint, in no uncertain terms: "You\'re going to need a bigger boat."\r\n\r\nMr Clint is a veteran of merchant navy trips around the world, and replied how he once fell overboard off Devon and was surrounded by fearsome dolphins. It was this harrowing experience that made him the ideal shark hunter today, no matter what boat he was in.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe three are looking for an eight-foot long <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark that bit Felixstowe windsurfer Christopher Mills\' surfboard</a>. Fears a killer Great White is patrolling the North Sea were raised after it was revealed Chrissie Watkins, from Felixstowe, had gone missing while swimming in the sea days earlier.\r\n\r\nCaptain Cody wants to close the beaches, but <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">Mayor Larry Warne is desperately trying to downplay the reports</a> fearing it will hit Felixstowe\'s booming tourist trade.\r\n\r\nMr Clint will begin his full hunting trip with Captain Cody and Mr Cooper this weekend. The Suffolk Gazette declined an offer to put a reporter on board.\r\n\r\n* EDIT: The Shark was killed, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-killed/">but it didn\'t end well for the fisherman</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>', 'Felixstowe police chief and mayor hire fisherman to catch shark', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5524-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-05-20 09:01:23', '2018-05-20 09:01:23', '', 5524, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5524-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (8966, 1, '2018-05-20 09:05:31', '2018-05-20 09:05:31', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shark-eats-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/shark-eats-fisherman.jpg" alt="Shark eats fisherman" width="810" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5558" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\n\nFelixstowe was celebrating today after the huge shark that had been terrorising the resort for weeks was killed by brave police chief Martin Cody.</strong>\n\nBut the shark hunt came at a high price as local fisherman Bart Clint was eaten alive just moments earlier.\n\n\n\nMr Clint, a veteran of the merchant navy, had been hired by Chief Cody and town mayor Larry Warne to hunt and kill the shark before this weekend\'s annual charity swim turned into a terrifying human buffet.\n\nThey took oceanographer Matt Cooper but the Suffolk Gazette editor refused an invitation to join them on board. He denied he was scared, insisting he was committed to covering a local church fete instead.\n\nHowever, the Gazette did hire a drone to follow the boat overhead as it set out into the North Sea to track down and kill the 24-foot predator.\n\nAnd the drone soon captured the horrific moment when the shark leapt up onto the end of Mr Clint\'s old wooden boat, tipping it front end up so that he slid down into its gaping jaws.\n\nAt the request of his family, we publish the image at the top of this page to illustrate just how brave he was at the death.\n\nMeanwhile, Mr Cooper had plunged overboard in the ensuing panic and was presumed drowned or eaten by the shark as well, leaving only Chief Cody on board as the boat lurched to the right and began to sink.\n\nThe drone footage showed Cody was being circled by the shark and was destined to be another shark snack, but the ingenious police chief had other ideas.\n\nHe found a canister of helium on the boat, which Mr Clint had used to inflate balloons to be sold to Felixstowe tourists when he was not out at sea.\n\nAs the shark approached, Cody shoved the canister into its hideous mouth; bits of Mr Clint were still dripping from its teeth. The shark punctured the metal and helium began escaping under pressure down its gullet.\n\nChief Cody grinned as the shark let out a hilarious, high-pitched squeaking noise as the gas took its comical effect - before it blew up into a thousand pieces as the pressure built up in its body.\n\nMoments later, Mr Cooper surfaced unexpectedly - revealing he had been hiding on the seabed with a diver\'s gas tank while Chief Cody acted the hero.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nWith the fearsome predator now dead, town mayor Mr Warne announced there would be a public service on the seafront to remember Mr Clint, Chrissie Watkins, the swimmer who went missing two weeks ago, two local divers who were also feared to be victims, and Pippet, a small dog eaten alive in front of its devastated owner as it fetched a tennis ball from the water near the pier.\n\nAnd with that, the Suffolk Gazette ends its coverage of this astonishing saga. It is now safe to go back in the water. Some readers have suggested the story might one day make a film, but no one would pay to see such a movie.\n\nHere is how the story unfolded: initial fears were raised when a windsurfer claimed a <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/shark-attack-felixstowe/">shark had bitten a huge chunk from his surf board</a>. Then, after reports a woman swimmer had gone missing, the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-chief-and-mayor/">town mayor and police chief disagreed over how to tackle the shark problem</a>. Eventually they agreed to <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fisherman-catch-shark/">hire local fisherman Bart Clint to hunt down and kill the shark</a>. \n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Resort celebrates as shark killed, but fisherman eaten alive', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5557-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-05-20 09:05:31', '2018-05-20 09:05:31', '', 5557, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5557-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
