INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9549, 1, '2018-09-25 11:39:19', '2018-09-25 11:39:19', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/solar-farm.jpg" alt="Solar farm Norfolk" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5513" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nA group of Norfolk villagers scuppered plans for a new solar farm over fears it would "guzzle" all the energy from the sun.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe campaign group, led by brothers Bubba and Billy Bob Spuckler, feared the sky would darken and their turnip crop would fail if the solar farm was launched.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGreen energy giant Bootfiful Sunshine Ltd had applied to build a 40-acre plant consisting of 800 panels to power up to 5,000 homes at Downham Market.\r\n\r\nBut locals were unimpressed, and forced district planners to turn down the proposal.\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 27, who lives on his smallholding with his sister and their eight children, said: "Bootiful Sunshine took us for fools, but we could see through their trickery.\r\n\r\n"Using 800 solar panels would guzzle up all the sunshine in these parts. We would not see any sunlight, and without sunlight, our crops would fail. Who would put turnips on people\'s plates then?\r\n\r\n"I\'m not even convinced this electricity thing will take off, but if it does they should open these solar farms in the middle of the sea, or in Scotland where nobody lives."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Bootful Sunshine said they had tried to educate the local Norfolk population and prove that solar farms do not actually take the sunlight away.\r\n\r\n"We offered to drive the Spuckler brothers to see a similar solar farm operation in Suffolk, but they said they had never travelled internationally." \r\n\r\nA spokesman for the planning committee at King\'s Lynn and West Norfolk Borough Council said councillors expected a revised solar application within months.', 'Norfolk villagers reject \'sun-guzzling\' solar farm', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5511-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-25 11:39:19', '2018-09-25 11:39:19', '', 5511, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5511-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9553, 0, '2018-09-26 18:25:04', '2018-09-26 18:25:04', '', 'Leslie Freda', '', 'abandoned', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'leslie-freda', '', '', '2018-10-10 09:35:58', '2018-10-10 09:35:58', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=give_payment&#038;p=9553', 0, 'give_payment', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9554, 1, '2018-09-28 13:35:47', '2018-09-28 13:35:47', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/titleist-sponsor-sizewell-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/titleist-sponsor-sizewell-2.jpg" alt="" width="528" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9559" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\n\nGolf ball manufacturer Titleist has celebrated the start of the Ryder Cup by sponsoring Sizewell B nuclear power station, we can reveal.</strong>\n\nThe company today painted its famous logo on the giant Sizewell dome, which dominates the Suffolk coast skyline and is referred to as a huge golf ball.\n\n\n\nIncome from the ad deal is put at £20 million over three years, much of which will be pumped into the local economy, such as second homes for Londoners and the manufacture of men\'s red or mustard-coloured trousers.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, head of nuclear power at Sizewell, said: "The Ryder Cup in France might be dominating the golf news today, but this Titleist advertising deal ensures Suffolk remains ahead of the game.\n\n"We felt this was a great PR opportunity, and the sponsored \'ball\' will raise money for the area, as well as attracting tourists."\n\nA spokesman for Titleist said: "It\'s rather large, isn\'t it? This is one golf ball you could never lose."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nPlans are still being discussed for a Sizewell C power station, and already planners are insisting on a football-style dome to attract sponsors such as Nike.\n\nThe Ryder Cup, between the United States and Europe, began at Le Golf National in Guyancourt, a suburb southwest of Paris, this morning.\n\nToday\'s golf news is the biggest in Suffolk since a club announced it was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/golf-club-undersoil-heating/">installing undersoil heating to beat the winter weather</a>.', 'Golf giant celebrates Ryder Cup by sponsoring nuclear power station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4690-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-28 13:35:47', '2018-09-28 13:35:47', '', 4690, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4690-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9555, 1, '2018-09-28 13:01:28', '2018-09-28 13:01:28', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sizewell-dome-golf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sizewell-dome-golf.jpg" alt="Sizewell power station golf ball" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4691" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nGolf ball manufacturer Titleist has celebrated today\'s start of the Ryder Cup by sponsoring Sizewell B Power Station, we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe company began putting its famous logo on the giant Sizewell dome, which dominates the Suffolk coast skyline and is referred to as a huge golf ball.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIncome from the ad deal is put at £20 million over three years, much of which will be pumped into the local economy, such as second homes for Londoners and the manufacture of men\'s red or mustard-coloured trousers.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, head nuclear power at Sizewell, said: "The Ryder Cup in France might be dominating the golf news today, but this Titleist advertising deal ensures Suffolk remains ahead of the game.\r\n\r\n"We felt this was a great PR opportunity, and the sponsored \'ball\' will raise money for the area, as well as attracting tourists."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Titleist said: "It\'s rather large, isn\'t it? This is one golf ball you could never lose."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPlans are still being discussed for a Sizewell C power station, and already planners are insisting on a football-style dome to attract sponsors such as Nike.\r\n\r\nThe Ryder Cup, between the United States and Europe, began at Le Golf National in Guyancourt, a suburb southwest of Paris, this morning.\r\n\r\nToday\'s golf news is the biggest in Suffolk since a club announced it was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/golf-club-undersoil-heating/">installing undersoil heating to beat the winter weather</a>.', 'Golf giant celebrates Ryder Cup by sponsoring nuclear power station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4690-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-28 13:01:28', '2018-09-28 13:01:28', '', 4690, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4690-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9556, 1, '2018-09-28 13:05:17', '2018-09-28 13:05:17', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sizewell-dome-golf.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sizewell-dome-golf.jpg" alt="Sizewell power station golf ball" width="640" height="360" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4691" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nGolf ball manufacturer Titleist has celebrated the start of the Ryder Cup by sponsoring Sizewell B nuclear power station, we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe company today painted its famous logo on the giant Sizewell dome, which dominates the Suffolk coast skyline and is referred to as a huge golf ball.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIncome from the ad deal is put at £20 million over three years, much of which will be pumped into the local economy, such as second homes for Londoners and the manufacture of men\'s red or mustard-coloured trousers.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, head of nuclear power at Sizewell, said: "The Ryder Cup in France might be dominating the golf news today, but this Titleist advertising deal ensures Suffolk remains ahead of the game.\r\n\r\n"We felt this was a great PR opportunity, and the sponsored \'ball\' will raise money for the area, as well as attracting tourists."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Titleist said: "It\'s rather large, isn\'t it? This is one golf ball you could never lose."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPlans are still being discussed for a Sizewell C power station, and already planners are insisting on a football-style dome to attract sponsors such as Nike.\r\n\r\nThe Ryder Cup, between the United States and Europe, began at Le Golf National in Guyancourt, a suburb southwest of Paris, this morning.\r\n\r\nToday\'s golf news is the biggest in Suffolk since a club announced it was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/golf-club-undersoil-heating/">installing undersoil heating to beat the winter weather</a>.', 'Golf giant celebrates Ryder Cup by sponsoring nuclear power station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4690-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-28 13:05:17', '2018-09-28 13:05:17', '', 4690, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4690-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9560, 1, '2018-09-28 13:35:55', '2018-09-28 13:35:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/titleist-sponsor-sizewell-2.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/titleist-sponsor-sizewell-2.jpg" alt="" width="528" height="358" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9559" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nGolf ball manufacturer Titleist has celebrated the start of the Ryder Cup by sponsoring Sizewell B nuclear power station, we can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe company today painted its famous logo on the giant Sizewell dome, which dominates the Suffolk coast skyline and is referred to as a huge golf ball.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIncome from the ad deal is put at £20 million over three years, much of which will be pumped into the local economy, such as second homes for Londoners and the manufacture of men\'s red or mustard-coloured trousers.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, head of nuclear power at Sizewell, said: "The Ryder Cup in France might be dominating the golf news today, but this Titleist advertising deal ensures Suffolk remains ahead of the game.\r\n\r\n"We felt this was a great PR opportunity, and the sponsored \'ball\' will raise money for the area, as well as attracting tourists."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Titleist said: "It\'s rather large, isn\'t it? This is one golf ball you could never lose."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPlans are still being discussed for a Sizewell C power station, and already planners are insisting on a football-style dome to attract sponsors such as Nike.\r\n\r\nThe Ryder Cup, between the United States and Europe, began at Le Golf National in Guyancourt, a suburb southwest of Paris, this morning.\r\n\r\nToday\'s golf news is the biggest in Suffolk since a club announced it was <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/golf-club-undersoil-heating/">installing undersoil heating to beat the winter weather</a>.', 'Golf giant celebrates Ryder Cup by sponsoring nuclear power station', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4690-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-28 13:35:55', '2018-09-28 13:35:55', '', 4690, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4690-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9562, 1, '2018-09-29 09:41:40', '2018-09-29 09:41:40', '<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nShouting "get in the hole" after a golfer has hit his shot does not actually make the ball go in the hole, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nExclusive research carried out by Suffolk University boffins has confirmed the inane hollering never works.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFans in France this weekend for the Ryder Cup continue to shout "get in the hole" after every single shot.\r\n\r\nEven wayward drives and other miss-hits are followed by idiots in the gallery yelling "get in the hole".\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/get-in-the-hole-golf.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/get-in-the-hole-golf.jpg" alt="Shouting get in the hole" width="796" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9564" /></a><center><em>Even Rory McIlroy\'s drives on a par 5 do not \'get in the hole\'</center></em>\r\n\r\nSuffolk University academics were asked to investigate if this behaviour influenced the trajectory of the golf ball.\r\n\r\n"No it doesn\'t," confirmed professor of sporting dynamics Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\nShe continued: "The ball will not get in the hole because some half-pissed and over-excited American bloke is shouting at it.\r\n\r\n"All the shouting influences is the common-held opinion that many golf fans are complete idiots."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after golf giant Titleist revealed it had entered a stunning <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/golf-giant-sponsors-sizewell-nuclear-power-station/">sponsorship deal with Sizewell B nuclear power station</a>.', 'Ryder Cup sensation: shouting \'get in the hole\' does not work', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ryder-cup-sensation-shouting-get-in-the-hole-does-not-work', '', '', '2018-09-29 09:44:19', '2018-09-29 09:44:19', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9562', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9563, 1, '2018-09-29 09:32:46', '2018-09-29 09:32:46', '', '2018 Ryder Cup - Afternoon Foursome Matches', 'PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 28:  Rory McIlroy of Europe reacts during the afternoon foursome matches of the 2018 Ryder Cup at Le Golf National on September 28, 2018 in Paris, France.  (Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', '2018-ryder-cup-afternoon-foursome-matches', '', '', '2018-09-29 09:32:46', '2018-09-29 09:32:46', '', 9562, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/get-in-the-hole.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9565, 1, '2018-09-29 09:41:40', '2018-09-29 09:41:40', '<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nShouting "Get in the hole" after a golfer has hit his shot does not actually make the ball go in the hole, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nExclusive research carried out by Suffolk University boffins has confirmed the inane hollering never works.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFans in France this weekend for the Ryder Cup continue to shout "Get in the hole" after every single shot.\r\n\r\nEven wayward drives and other miss-hits are followed by idiots in the gallery yelling "Get in the hole".\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/get-in-the-hole-golf.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/get-in-the-hole-golf.jpg" alt="Shouting get in the hole" width="796" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9564" /></a><center><em>Even Rory McIlroy\'s drives on a par 5 do not \'get in the hole\'</center></em>\r\n\r\nSuffolk University academics were asked to investigate if this behaviour influenced the trajectory of the golf ball.\r\n\r\n"No it doesn\'t," confirmed professor of sporting dynamics Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\nShe continued: "The ball will not get in the hole because some half-pissed and over-excited American bloke is shouting at it.\r\n\r\n"All the shouting influences is the common-held opinion that many golf fans are complete idiots."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after golf giant Titleist revealed it had entered a stunning <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/golf-giant-sponsors-sizewell-nuclear-power-station/">sponsorship deal with Sizewell B nuclear power station</a>.', 'Ryder Cup sensation: shouting \'get in the hole\' does not work', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9562-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-29 09:41:40', '2018-09-29 09:41:40', '', 9562, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9562-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9566, 1, '2018-09-29 09:43:04', '2018-09-29 09:43:04', '<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\n\nShouting "get in the hole" after a golfer has hit his shot does not actually make the ball go in the hole, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nExclusive research carried out by Suffolk University boffins has confirmed the inane hollering never works.\n\n\n\nFans in France this weekend for the Ryder Cup continue to shout "get in the hole" after every single shot.\n\nEven wayward drives and other miss-hits are followed by idiots in the gallery yelling "Get in the hole".\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/get-in-the-hole-golf.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/get-in-the-hole-golf.jpg" alt="Shouting get in the hole" width="796" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9564" /></a><center><em>Even Rory McIlroy\'s drives on a par 5 do not \'get in the hole\'</center></em>\n\nSuffolk University academics were asked to investigate if this behaviour influenced the trajectory of the golf ball.\n\n"No it doesn\'t," confirmed professor of sporting dynamics Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34.\n\nShe continued: "The ball will not get in the hole because some half-pissed and over-excited American bloke is shouting at it.\n\n"All the shouting influences is the common-held opinion that many golf fans are complete idiots."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe news comes just days after golf giant Titleist revealed it had entered a stunning <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/golf-giant-sponsors-sizewell-nuclear-power-station/">sponsorship deal with Sizewell B nuclear power station</a>.', 'Ryder Cup sensation: shouting \'get in the hole\' does not work', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9562-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-29 09:43:04', '2018-09-29 09:43:04', '', 9562, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9562-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9567, 1, '2018-09-29 09:43:16', '2018-09-29 09:43:16', '<strong>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nShouting "get in the hole" after a golfer has hit his shot does not actually make the ball go in the hole, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nExclusive research carried out by Suffolk University boffins has confirmed the inane hollering never works.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFans in France this weekend for the Ryder Cup continue to shout "get in the hole" after every single shot.\r\n\r\nEven wayward drives and other miss-hits are followed by idiots in the gallery yelling "get in the hole".\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/get-in-the-hole-golf.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/get-in-the-hole-golf.jpg" alt="Shouting get in the hole" width="796" height="539" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9564" /></a><center><em>Even Rory McIlroy\'s drives on a par 5 do not \'get in the hole\'</center></em>\r\n\r\nSuffolk University academics were asked to investigate if this behaviour influenced the trajectory of the golf ball.\r\n\r\n"No it doesn\'t," confirmed professor of sporting dynamics Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34.\r\n\r\nShe continued: "The ball will not get in the hole because some half-pissed and over-excited American bloke is shouting at it.\r\n\r\n"All the shouting influences is the common-held opinion that many golf fans are complete idiots."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe news comes just days after golf giant Titleist revealed it had entered a stunning <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/golf-giant-sponsors-sizewell-nuclear-power-station/">sponsorship deal with Sizewell B nuclear power station</a>.', 'Ryder Cup sensation: shouting \'get in the hole\' does not work', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9562-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-29 09:43:16', '2018-09-29 09:43:16', '', 9562, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9562-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9568, 1, '2018-09-29 11:02:54', '2018-09-29 11:02:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-map.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/norfolk-map.jpg" alt="Norfolk map" width="1361" height="861" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7417" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe people of Norfolk are delighted with a new map that carefully illustrates the county so visitors can find their way around.</strong>\r\n\r\nProduced by Suffolk Gazette Cartographers Ltd, the map is a must purchase for anyone foolhardy enough to want to visit Norfolk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile much of the county is home to dragons or is so far unexplored, there are some high points for tourists.\r\n\r\nOn the north Norfolk coast, there is Wells Next The Sea, a town whose name does not even make sense, and which is jealous of Suffolk\'s posh coastal towns of Southwold and Aldeburgh.\r\n\r\nAlso on the north coast is an area called Cromer, made famous recently by the visit of jolly members of the Irish travelling community. Everybody was having such a nice time that even all the local businesses shut up shop to join in the celebrations.\r\n\r\nFurther down the coast is a town famous for kiss-me-quick hats, drunken sex, unemployment and slot machines. Yarmouth, which surprisingly has the word \'Great\' in front of it, is a holiday destination presumably for those who had not done any sort of research beforehand.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe Norfolk Broads can be seen on the map, together with Wroxham, a town that is owned entirely by the Roy family.\r\n\r\nNorwich, home to local radio host Alan Partridge and a crap football team, is the county administrative HQ and is accessible by horse and cart.\r\n\r\nFinally, the map identifies the southern border, where Suffolk authorities have erected a huge Game of Thrones-style wall to prevent Norfolk people from crossing into the Promised Land and stealing crops.\r\n\r\nThe map is a sister to the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/new-map-of-suffolk/">Suffolk map</a>, and also the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/essex-celebrates-new-county-map/">Essex map</a>, and is available for £19.99 from the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Suffolk Cartographers website</a>.', 'New Norfolk map produced by Suffolk Gazette', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7416-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-29 11:02:54', '2018-09-29 11:02:54', '', 7416, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7416-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9569, 1, '2018-09-30 15:33:36', '2018-09-30 15:33:36', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mum-toddler-e1505660513925.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mum-toddler-e1505660513925.jpg" alt="Mum sues store" width="600" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7518" /></a>\n\n<strong>A mum is suing a shop for compensation after tripping over HER OWN toddler who was running around the aisles, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of Woodbridge in Suffolk, is claiming damages for a twisted ankle and bruised hip after falling in the frozen food section of her local supermarket.\n\nShe claims her life has been ruined because the store negligently allowed her two-year-old daughter to run about while she got on with her weekly shop.\n\n\n\nThe case is expected to be heard in the High Court in London next week, with lawyers for Ms Fisher thought to be seeking a six-figure payout.\n\nAccording to the writ, she was turning from the drinks aisle into the frozen food aisle when she fell over daughter Amy, who was running around screaming and not looking where she was going.\n\nThe writ says Ms Fisher tried to steady herself on her trolley, but fell, badly twisting her ankle and landing on her right hip.\n\nIt is claimed she has been unable to work since the incident in August last year, has suffered from clinical depression and lost her sexual appetite, leading to her husband divorcing her this year.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nLawyers for the independent supermarket, Tedbury, are denying responsibility for Ms Fisher\'s accident.\n\n"It is quite obvious she should have been keeping her own child under control in the first place," a spokesman said.\n\nHe added: "We will be fighting this case all the way. It has already cost us £100,000 in legal fees, but it is a matter of principle."\n\nA member of staff at Tedbury, who asked not to be named, said: "Some mothers have no control over their children in here. They need to behave or stay outside - it was only a matter of time before someone was hurt.\n\n"It serves her right as it was her own daughter running amok."', 'Mum sues store after tripping over HER OWN daughter', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7517-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-30 15:33:36', '2018-09-30 15:33:36', '', 7517, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7517-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9570, 1, '2018-09-30 15:37:54', '2018-09-30 15:37:54', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/supermarket-trolley-north-pole.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/supermarket-trolley-north-pole.jpg" alt="supermarket trolley" width="700" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7851" /></a>\n<strong>They have been dumped in hedges, canals and gardens across the country - now a supermarket trolley has been found abandoned at the NORTH POLE.</strong>\n\nThe Lidl trolley is believed to have been stuck in the polar ice and snow for four years.\n\n\n\nBut mystery surrounds how a lazy shopper got to dump the trolley at the North Pole because he or she was too lazy to take it back to the store.\n\nThe trolley, which has begun to sink slowly "nose-first" into the ice, now has the undisputed record for being dumped the furthest away from its shop.\n\nLidl says the trolley has been identified as originating from its store in Stowmarket, Suffolk and have demanded its return.\n\nIt was found at the North Pole by a team of polar explorers from Estonia, who contacted Lidl about their extraordinary find.\n\n"We understand it is about 2,680 miles from Stowmarket to the North Pole, so this trolley has had quite a journey," expedition leader Aleksander Salumäe said.\n\n"We know people are lazy and can\'t be bothered to return trolleys to the supermarket, but this was extraordinary."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMr Salumäe, 31, said his team only spotted the trolley because a fearsome polar bear was sniffing around it.\n\n"We had to keep an eye on the bear because it looked hungry and we did not want to become its breakfast.\n\n"Then we spotted the trolley! We hid behind an igloo and waited for the bear to go, then went to have a look. It had the Lidl logo on the bar, so we contacted their headquarters."\n\nLidl bosses used the code stamped on the trolley to identify it as originating from the Suffolk store.\n\nSpokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We urge all our customers to return trolleys to our stores once they have finished unloading them.\n\n"We have had them turn up in strange places before, but the North Pole is definitely the strangest."', 'Shopping trolley found at the North Pole', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7850-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-09-30 15:37:54', '2018-09-30 15:37:54', '', 7850, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7850-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9571, 1, '2018-09-30 15:38:04', '2018-09-30 15:38:04', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/supermarket-trolley-north-pole.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/supermarket-trolley-north-pole.jpg" alt="supermarket trolley" width="700" height="464" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7851" /></a>\r\n<strong>They have been dumped in hedges, canals and gardens across the country - now a supermarket trolley has been found abandoned at the NORTH POLE.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Lidl trolley is believed to have been stuck in the polar ice and snow for four years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut mystery surrounds how a lazy shopper got to dump the trolley at the North Pole because he or she was too lazy to take it back to the store.\r\n\r\nThe trolley, which has begun to sink slowly "nose-first" into the ice, now has the undisputed record for being dumped the furthest away from its shop.\r\n\r\nLidl says the trolley has been identified as originating from its store in Stowmarket, Suffolk and have demanded its return.\r\n\r\nIt was found at the North Pole by a team of polar explorers from Estonia, who contacted Lidl about their extraordinary find.\r\n\r\n"We understand it is about 2,680 miles from Stowmarket to the North Pole, so this trolley has had quite a journey," expedition leader Aleksander Salumäe said.\r\n\r\n"We know people are lazy and can\'t be bothered to return trolleys to the supermarket, but this was extraordinary."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMr Salumäe, 31, said his team only spotted the trolley because a fearsome polar bear was sniffing around it.\r\n\r\n"We had to keep an eye on the bear because it looked hungry and we did not want to become its breakfast.\r\n\r\n"Then we spotted the trolley! We hid behind an igloo and waited for the bear to go, then went to have a look. It had the Lidl logo on the bar, so we contacted their headquarters."\r\n\r\nLidl bosses used the code stamped on the trolley to identify it as originating from the Suffolk store.\r\n\r\nSpokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We urge all our customers to return trolleys to our stores once they have finished unloading them.\r\n\r\n"We have had them turn up in strange places before, but the North Pole is definitely the strangest."', 'Shopping trolley found at the North Pole', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7850-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-30 15:38:04', '2018-09-30 15:38:04', '', 7850, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7850-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9573, 1, '2018-09-30 15:41:55', '2018-09-30 15:41:55', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7836" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nWorld hide and seek champion Darren Hayes has been found dead in a wardrobe, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers say Mr Hayes, 37, disappeared two weeks ago while training for the next world championships.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey say he was practising with members of his family - but he was so good they were unable to find him.\r\n\r\nPolice spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Officers were called to an address in Haverhill, Suffolk after the discovery of a man\'s body in a wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately Darren Hayes lay undiscovered for weeks while training for the hide and seek world championships.\r\n\r\n"His family had looked under the bed, behind the curtains and even behind the door, but none of them had thought to check the wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"It\'s this sort of skill which makes a hide and seek world champion - but unfortunately it was also the death of him."\r\n\r\nIt is believed that Mr Hayes\' family got bored and stopped looking for him after four hours.\r\n\r\nBut rather than give himself up, plumber Mr Hayes stayed quietly in the wardrobe for as long as he could.\r\n\r\nTragically be died from dehydration and was only found when his wife, Eleanor went to hang up some shirts.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s awfully sad," said Mrs Hayes. "But he was so good at hiding that none of us thought to check in the wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s how he would have wanted to go."\r\n\r\nMy Hayes also leaves two children - Darren Jr, 10 and eight-year-old Jasmin.\r\n\r\nThe next Hide and Seek World Championship is due to be held in Bristol next month.\r\n\r\nWith Mr Hayes, who has won the title for four years in a row, now dead, French hider Pierre L\'Escargot is the red-hot favourite to win the title.', 'World hide and seek champion found dead in wardrobe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7835-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-09-30 15:41:55', '2018-09-30 15:41:55', '', 7835, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7835-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9574, 1, '2018-10-01 13:36:44', '2018-10-01 13:36:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/geoffrey-hayes-rainbow.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/geoffrey-hayes-rainbow.jpg" alt="Rainbow star Geoffrey Hayes" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9575" /></a>\r\n\r\nWith the sad news that Geoffrey Hayes, the human face of children\'s television show Rainbow, has died aged 76, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen offers his tribute.\r\n\r\n<strong>"Zippy, George, Bungle\'s\r\nlast wave to Geoffrey. Somewhere\r\nover the Rainbow."</strong>\r\n\r\nRainbow, featuring Zippy, Bungle and George, ran for 25 years, covering 1,000 shows.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut perhaps the most famous episode was this one, created for fun by the staff one Christmas, and certainly never meant for public viewing. Apologies for the quality!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CgbcQIT7BMc" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<strong>Geoffrey Hayes</strong>\r\nBorn: 13 March, 1942, Stockport, Cheshire\r\nDied: 1 October, 2018', 'Geoffrey Hayes obituary Haiku', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'geoffrey-hayes-obituary-haiku', '', '', '2018-10-01 13:49:40', '2018-10-01 13:49:40', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9574', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9575, 1, '2018-10-01 13:34:20', '2018-10-01 13:34:20', 'Obituary Haiku in honour of Rainbow presenter Geoffrey Hayes', 'geoffrey hayes rainbow', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'geoffrey-hayes-rainbow', '', '', '2018-10-01 13:35:08', '2018-10-01 13:35:08', '', 9574, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/geoffrey-hayes-rainbow.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9576, 1, '2018-10-01 13:36:44', '2018-10-01 13:36:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/geoffrey-hayes-rainbow.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/geoffrey-hayes-rainbow.jpg" alt="Rainbow star Geoffrey Hayes" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9575" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>With the sad news that Geoffrey Hayes, the human face of children\'s television show Rainbow, has died aged 76, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen offers his tribute.</strong>\r\n\r\n<h3>Zippy, George, Bungle\'s\r\nlast wave to Geoffrey. Somewhere\r\nover the Rainbow.</h3>\r\n\r\nRainbow, featuring Zippy, Bungle and George, ran for 25 years, covering 1,000 shows.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut perhaps the most famous episode was this one, created for fun by the staff one Christmas, and certainly never meant for public viewing. Apologies for the quality!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CgbcQIT7BMc" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<strong>Geoffrey Hayes</strong>\r\nBorn: 13 March, 1942, Stockport, Cheshire\r\nDied: 1 October, 2018', 'Geoffrey Hayes obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9574-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-01 13:36:44', '2018-10-01 13:36:44', '', 9574, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9574-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9577, 1, '2018-10-01 13:42:09', '2018-10-01 13:42:09', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/geoffrey-hayes-rainbow.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/geoffrey-hayes-rainbow.jpg" alt="Rainbow star Geoffrey Hayes" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9575" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>With the sad news that Geoffrey Hayes, the human face of children\'s television show Rainbow, has died aged 76, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen offers his tribute.</strong>\r\n\r\n<h4>Zippy, George, Bungle\'s\r\nlast wave to Geoffrey. Somewhere\r\nover the Rainbow.</h4>\r\n\r\nRainbow, featuring Zippy, Bungle and George, ran for 25 years, covering 1,000 shows.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut perhaps the most famous episode was this one, created for fun by the staff one Christmas, and certainly never meant for public viewing. Apologies for the quality!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CgbcQIT7BMc" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<strong>Geoffrey Hayes</strong>\r\nBorn: 13 March, 1942, Stockport, Cheshire\r\nDied: 1 October, 2018', 'Geoffrey Hayes obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9574-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-01 13:42:09', '2018-10-01 13:42:09', '', 9574, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9574-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9578, 1, '2018-10-01 13:42:51', '2018-10-01 13:42:51', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/geoffrey-hayes-rainbow.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/geoffrey-hayes-rainbow.jpg" alt="Rainbow star Geoffrey Hayes" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9575" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>With the sad news that Geoffrey Hayes, the human face of children\'s television show Rainbow, has died aged 76, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen offers his tribute.</strong>\r\n\r\n<strong>"Zippy, George, Bungle\'s\r\nlast wave to Geoffrey. Somewhere\r\nover the Rainbow."</strong>\r\n\r\nRainbow, featuring Zippy, Bungle and George, ran for 25 years, covering 1,000 shows.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut perhaps the most famous episode was this one, created for fun by the staff one Christmas, and certainly never meant for public viewing. Apologies for the quality!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CgbcQIT7BMc" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<strong>Geoffrey Hayes</strong>\r\nBorn: 13 March, 1942, Stockport, Cheshire\r\nDied: 1 October, 2018', 'Geoffrey Hayes obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9574-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-01 13:42:51', '2018-10-01 13:42:51', '', 9574, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9574-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9579, 1, '2018-10-01 13:49:40', '2018-10-01 13:49:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/geoffrey-hayes-rainbow.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/geoffrey-hayes-rainbow.jpg" alt="Rainbow star Geoffrey Hayes" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9575" /></a>\r\n\r\nWith the sad news that Geoffrey Hayes, the human face of children\'s television show Rainbow, has died aged 76, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen offers his tribute.\r\n\r\n<strong>"Zippy, George, Bungle\'s\r\nlast wave to Geoffrey. Somewhere\r\nover the Rainbow."</strong>\r\n\r\nRainbow, featuring Zippy, Bungle and George, ran for 25 years, covering 1,000 shows.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut perhaps the most famous episode was this one, created for fun by the staff one Christmas, and certainly never meant for public viewing. Apologies for the quality!\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CgbcQIT7BMc" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\n<strong>Geoffrey Hayes</strong>\r\nBorn: 13 March, 1942, Stockport, Cheshire\r\nDied: 1 October, 2018', 'Geoffrey Hayes obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9574-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-01 13:49:40', '2018-10-01 13:49:40', '', 9574, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9574-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9580, 1, '2018-10-01 21:36:45', '2018-10-01 21:36:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/charles-aznavour-e1538429416239.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/charles-aznavour-e1538429416239.jpg" alt="Charles Aznavour obituary" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9581" /></a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s been a busy day for the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen. No sooner had he penned his tribute to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/obituaries/geoffrey-hayes-obituary-haiku/">Rainbow children\'s TV star Geoffrey Hayes</a>, than French crooner Charles Aznavour died, aged 94.\r\n\r\nHere is the tribute to Monsieur Aznavour, the French Frank Sinatra, who sold more than 100 million records in 80 countries.\r\n\r\n<strong>"Thanks Charles Aznavour\r\n\'She\' the song we\'ll not forget,\r\nyour chanson d\'amour."</strong>\r\n\r\n<strong>Charles Aznavour</strong>\r\nBorn: 2 May, 1924 Paris, France\r\nDied: 1 October 2018 Mouriès, France\r\n\r\n', 'Charles Aznavour obituary Haiku', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'charles-aznavour-obituary-haiku', '', '', '2018-10-01 21:47:14', '2018-10-01 21:47:14', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9580', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9581, 1, '2018-10-01 21:29:37', '2018-10-01 21:29:37', 'Obituary Haiku for Charles Aznavour', 'charles aznavour', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'charles-aznavour', '', '', '2018-10-01 21:30:49', '2018-10-01 21:30:49', '', 9580, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/charles-aznavour.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9582, 1, '2018-10-01 21:36:45', '2018-10-01 21:36:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/charles-aznavour-e1538429416239.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/charles-aznavour-e1538429416239.jpg" alt="Charles Aznavour obituary" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9581" /></a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s been a busy day for the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen. No sooner had he penned his tribute to Rainbow children\'s TV start Geoffrey Hayes, than French crooner Charles Aznavour died, aged 94.\r\n\r\nHere is the tribute to Monsieur Aznavour, the French Frank Sinatra, who sold more than 100 million records in 80 countries.\r\n\r\n<strong>"Thanks Charles Aznavour\r\n\'She\' the song we\'ll not forget,\r\nyour chanson d\'amour."</strong>\r\n\r\nSo, au revoir, Monsieur.\r\n\r\n<strong>Charles Aznavour</strong>\r\nBorn: 2 May, 1924 Paris, France\r\nDied: 1 October 2018 Mouriès, France\r\n\r\n', 'Charles Aznavour obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9580-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-01 21:36:45', '2018-10-01 21:36:45', '', 9580, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9580-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9583, 1, '2018-10-01 21:37:22', '2018-10-01 21:37:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/charles-aznavour-e1538429416239.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/charles-aznavour-e1538429416239.jpg" alt="Charles Aznavour obituary" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9581" /></a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s been a busy day for the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen. No sooner had he penned his tribute to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/obituaries/geoffrey-hayes-obituary-haiku/">Rainbow children\'s TV start Geoffrey Hayes</a>, than French crooner Charles Aznavour died, aged 94.\r\n\r\nHere is the tribute to Monsieur Aznavour, the French Frank Sinatra, who sold more than 100 million records in 80 countries.\r\n\r\n<strong>"Thanks Charles Aznavour\r\n\'She\' the song we\'ll not forget,\r\nyour chanson d\'amour."</strong>\r\n\r\nSo, au revoir, Monsieur.\r\n\r\n<strong>Charles Aznavour</strong>\r\nBorn: 2 May, 1924 Paris, France\r\nDied: 1 October 2018 Mouriès, France\r\n\r\n', 'Charles Aznavour obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9580-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-01 21:37:22', '2018-10-01 21:37:22', '', 9580, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9580-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9584, 1, '2018-10-01 21:41:32', '2018-10-01 21:41:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chas-hodges.jpg" alt="Chas and Dave obituary" width="800" height="583" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9531" /></a>\r\n\r\nCockney duo Chas and Dave were firm favourites for more than 40 years. Their cheeky brand of music entertained millions. Chas Hodges passed away yesterday, aged 74. Here, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique tribute.\r\n\r\n<strong>Cockney Chas, brown bread\r\nDave, me ol\' china, Jack Jones.\r\nAunt Joanna fades.</strong>\r\n\r\nI expect some of our Norfolk readers may not understand Cockney rhyming slang, seeing as normal English presents issues for them. So, Richard has kindly offered a second version, just for them.\r\n\r\n<h2>Cockney Chas, is dead\r\nDave, his old mate, all alone.\r\nThe piano fades.</h2>\r\n\r\n<strong>Chas Hodges</strong>\r\nBorn: 28 December, 1943, Edmonton, Middlesex\r\nDied: 22 September, 2018, London\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo fitting tribute would be complete without listening to the below.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wOSseI1hao8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>\r\n\r\nIt\'s been a busy week for obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen, who has already penned tributes to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/obituaries/an-ipswich-town-giant-kevin-beattie-obituary-haiku/">Ipswich Town legend Kevin Beattie</a> and <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/obituaries/denis-norden-obituary-haiku/">TV presenter Denis Norden</a>.', 'Chas Hodges obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9530-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-01 21:41:32', '2018-10-01 21:41:32', '', 9530, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9530-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9585, 1, '2018-10-01 21:42:27', '2018-10-01 21:42:27', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/dennis-norden.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/dennis-norden.jpg" alt="Denis Norden obituary" width="640" height="380" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9506" /></a>\r\n\r\nVeteran television presenter Denis Norden has died, aged 96. The Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer Richard Standen delivers his poetic tribute...\r\n\r\n<strong>Out-take King taken.\r\nRIP Denis Norden.\r\nIt\'ll Be Alright.</strong>\r\n\r\n<strong>Denis Norden</strong>\r\nBorn: 6 February 1922, Hackney, London\r\nDied: 19 September 2018, Hampstead, London\r\n\r\n\r\n', 'Denis Norden obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9505-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-01 21:42:27', '2018-10-01 21:42:27', '', 9505, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9505-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9586, 1, '2018-10-01 21:43:14', '2018-10-01 21:43:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kevin-beattie.jpg" alt="Kevin Beattie" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9498" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>It was with immense sadness that we, like every other Ipswich Town fan, and the wider sporting community, heard about the death of Kevin Beattie, aged just 64.</strong>\r\n\r\nHere, the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen, offers his unique reflection.\r\n\r\n<strong>Final whistle blows\r\nKevin Beattie leaves the field\r\nIpswich Town applauds.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette editor adds: "The Beat was a colossus in defence for Ipswich Town in the 1970s and early 80s. He was regarded by Sir Bobby Robson as the best player who had ever played for him.\r\n\r\n"Had it not been for injury problems, which forced him to retire at 28 years old, Kevin Beattie would have been the England legend he so richly deserved. As it was, he won nine caps, scoring one goal.\r\n\r\n"As a kid, I was fortunate to watch Kevin playing for Ipswich many times. We\'ll never see the likes of him again.\r\n\r\n"Rest in peace, big man."\r\n\r\n<strong>Kevin Beattie</strong>\r\nBorn: December 18, 1953, Carlisle\r\nDied: September 16, 2018, Ipswich\r\n\r\n', 'An Ipswich Town giant: Kevin Beattie obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9495-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-01 21:43:14', '2018-10-01 21:43:14', '', 9495, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9495-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9587, 1, '2018-10-01 21:47:14', '2018-10-01 21:47:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/charles-aznavour-e1538429416239.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/charles-aznavour-e1538429416239.jpg" alt="Charles Aznavour obituary" width="650" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9581" /></a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s been a busy day for the Suffolk Gazette\'s resident obituary Haiku writer, Richard Standen. No sooner had he penned his tribute to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/obituaries/geoffrey-hayes-obituary-haiku/">Rainbow children\'s TV star Geoffrey Hayes</a>, than French crooner Charles Aznavour died, aged 94.\r\n\r\nHere is the tribute to Monsieur Aznavour, the French Frank Sinatra, who sold more than 100 million records in 80 countries.\r\n\r\n<strong>"Thanks Charles Aznavour\r\n\'She\' the song we\'ll not forget,\r\nyour chanson d\'amour."</strong>\r\n\r\n<strong>Charles Aznavour</strong>\r\nBorn: 2 May, 1924 Paris, France\r\nDied: 1 October 2018 Mouriès, France\r\n\r\n', 'Charles Aznavour obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9580-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-01 21:47:14', '2018-10-01 21:47:14', '', 9580, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9580-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9588, 1, '2018-10-02 08:13:21', '2018-10-02 08:13:21', 'Suffolk Gazette headlines.', 'suffolk gazette headlines', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-gazette-headlines', '', '', '2018-10-02 08:13:46', '2018-10-02 08:13:46', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/suffolk-gazette-headlines.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9590, 1, '2018-10-03 15:31:06', '2018-10-03 15:31:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/theresa-may-sos.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/theresa-may-sos.jpg" alt="Theresa May ABBA" width="708" height="554" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9591" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Prime Minister Theresa May had to be talked out of walking on stage at the Conservative conference to ABBA\'s hit, S.O.S.</strong>\r\n\r\nParty managers persuaded her that Dancing Queen was more appropriate because S.O.S. is a distress signal.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis is the real story behind Mrs May dancing maniacally on to the stage before giving her showpiece speech today.\r\n\r\nDowning Street spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Prime Minister hadn\'t twigged that coming on stage for her big speech to S.O.S. was a bad idea.\r\n\r\n"We managed to persuade her at the last minute to switch to Dancing Queen.\r\n\r\n"We told her she could pretend it was self-mocking about her horrific dancing while in South Africa.\r\n\r\n"But can you imagine the field day the press would have had with S.O.S.?\r\n\r\n"It\'s not like we\'re in any distress, is it?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOther ABBA hits that would have caused issues included Voulez-Vous, seeing as we currently don\'t like the French.\r\n\r\nMoney, Money, Money was also a no-no because no-one has any.\r\n\r\nIt is currently unknown what the stars of ABBA, the 1970s and 1980s music sensation, made of one of their biggest hits being used as Conservative Party propaganda.', 'S.O.S. was Theresa May\'s Tory conference ABBA song of choice', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'theresa-may-abba-sos', '', '', '2018-10-03 15:32:19', '2018-10-03 15:32:19', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9590', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9591, 1, '2018-10-03 15:22:57', '2018-10-03 15:22:57', 'Theresa May wanted to walk on stage to ABBA\'s hit S.O.S.', 'theresa may sos', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'theresa-may-sos', '', '', '2018-10-03 15:23:27', '2018-10-03 15:23:27', '', 9590, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/theresa-may-sos.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9592, 1, '2018-10-03 15:31:06', '2018-10-03 15:31:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/theresa-may-sos.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/theresa-may-sos.jpg" alt="Theresa May ABBA" width="708" height="554" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9591" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Prime Minister Theresa May had to be talked out of walking on stage at the Conservative conference to ABBA\'s hit, S.O.S.</strong>\r\n\r\nParty managers persuaded her that Dancing Queen was more appropriate because S.O.S. is a distress signal.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis is the real story behind Mrs May dancing maniacally on to the stage before giving her showpiece speech today.\r\n\r\nDowning Street spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Prime Minister hadn\'t twigged that coming on stage for her big speech to S.O.S. was a bad idea.\r\n\r\n"We managed to persuade her at the last minute to switch to Dancing Queen.\r\n\r\n"We told her she could pretend it was self-mocking about her dancing while in South Africa.\r\n\r\n"But can you imagine the field day the press would have had with S.O.S.?\r\n\r\n"It\'s not like we\'re in any distress, is it?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOther ABBA hits that would have caused issues included Voulez-Vous, seeing as we currently don\'t like the French.\r\n\r\nMoney, Money, Money was also a no-no because no-one has any.\r\n\r\nIt is currently unknown what the stars of ABBA, the 1970s and 1980s music sensation, made of one of their biggest hits being used as Conservative Party propaganda.', 'S.O.S. was Theresa May\'s Tory conference ABBA song of choice', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9590-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-03 15:31:06', '2018-10-03 15:31:06', '', 9590, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9590-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9593, 1, '2018-10-03 15:32:19', '2018-10-03 15:32:19', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/theresa-may-sos.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/theresa-may-sos.jpg" alt="Theresa May ABBA" width="708" height="554" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9591" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Prime Minister Theresa May had to be talked out of walking on stage at the Conservative conference to ABBA\'s hit, S.O.S.</strong>\r\n\r\nParty managers persuaded her that Dancing Queen was more appropriate because S.O.S. is a distress signal.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis is the real story behind Mrs May dancing maniacally on to the stage before giving her showpiece speech today.\r\n\r\nDowning Street spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The Prime Minister hadn\'t twigged that coming on stage for her big speech to S.O.S. was a bad idea.\r\n\r\n"We managed to persuade her at the last minute to switch to Dancing Queen.\r\n\r\n"We told her she could pretend it was self-mocking about her horrific dancing while in South Africa.\r\n\r\n"But can you imagine the field day the press would have had with S.O.S.?\r\n\r\n"It\'s not like we\'re in any distress, is it?"\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nOther ABBA hits that would have caused issues included Voulez-Vous, seeing as we currently don\'t like the French.\r\n\r\nMoney, Money, Money was also a no-no because no-one has any.\r\n\r\nIt is currently unknown what the stars of ABBA, the 1970s and 1980s music sensation, made of one of their biggest hits being used as Conservative Party propaganda.', 'S.O.S. was Theresa May\'s Tory conference ABBA song of choice', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9590-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-03 15:32:19', '2018-10-03 15:32:19', '', 9590, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9590-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9594, 1, '2018-10-03 16:42:24', '2018-10-03 16:42:24', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/uiy0bc2od9mx.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/uiy0bc2od9mx.jpg" alt="Swiss train trialled by Greater Anglia" width="734" height="528" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9595" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia is secretly testing a new train from Switzerland, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Swiss roll-ing stock is currently going through its paces on the Felixstowe branch line.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTrain bosses are pleased with the performance so far, and say the train is running with incredible Swiss timing accuracy.\r\n\r\nThis could be a shock to beleaguered Greater Anglia passengers who haven\'t seen a train arrive on time for years.\r\n\r\nTrainspotter Roy Everett was standing by the line with his thermos and notebook when he spotted the unusual locomotive.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t believe it," he said. "No other trainspotters in Britain have seen this before."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSwiss train manufacturers Toblerone Rail is hoping Greater Anglia puts in an order because since last year <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/toblerone-shape-invade-switzerland/">Toblerones have got shorter</a>.\r\n\r\nCompany spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Our trains are built with famous Swiss precision. They cope with mountains and snow, so they\'ll be fine in East Anglia."', 'Greater Anglia trials new Swiss train', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'greater-anglia-trials-new-swiss-train', '', '', '2018-10-03 16:42:24', '2018-10-03 16:42:24', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9594', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9595, 1, '2018-10-03 16:36:12', '2018-10-03 16:36:12', 'Greater Anglia is putting a Swiss train through its paces in secret trials', 'Swiss train', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'uiy0bc2od9mx', '', '', '2018-10-03 16:36:54', '2018-10-03 16:36:54', '', 9594, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/uiy0bc2od9mx.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9596, 1, '2018-10-03 16:42:24', '2018-10-03 16:42:24', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/uiy0bc2od9mx.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/uiy0bc2od9mx.jpg" alt="Swiss train trialled by Greater Anglia" width="734" height="528" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9595" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia is secretly testing a new train from Switzerland, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Swiss roll-ing stock is currently going through its paces on the Felixstowe branch line.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTrain bosses are pleased with the performance so far, and say the train is running with incredible Swiss timing accuracy.\r\n\r\nThis could be a shock to beleaguered Greater Anglia passengers who haven\'t seen a train arrive on time for years.\r\n\r\nTrainspotter Roy Everett was standing by the line with his thermos and notebook when he spotted the unusual locomotive.\r\n\r\n"I couldn\'t believe it," he said. "No other trainspotters in Britain have seen this before."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSwiss train manufacturers Toblerone Rail is hoping Greater Anglia puts in an order because since last year <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/toblerone-shape-invade-switzerland/">Toblerones have got shorter</a>.\r\n\r\nCompany spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Our trains are built with famous Swiss precision. They cope with mountains and snow, so they\'ll be fine in East Anglia."', 'Greater Anglia trials new Swiss train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9594-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-03 16:42:24', '2018-10-03 16:42:24', '', 9594, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9594-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9599, 1, '2018-10-04 07:31:12', '2018-10-04 07:31:12', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a><i>Proof: Yet more troll-like Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train</i></center>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nToday we publish exclusive footage that proves thousands of illegal Norfolk migrants are sneaking into Suffolk by breaking into trains as they roll across the border.</strong>\r\n\r\nAuthorities have long suspected that the rail route through East Anglia is being used by strange-looking Norfolk peasants desperate to reach a new life in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut they have never been caught on film using the Greater Anglia route... until now.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk UKIP member Major Hugh Posslethwaite lay in wait outside Stowmarket for the 9.42 from Norwich to London to pass and filmed the amazing footage we have published at the top of this page.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing clip shows up to 100 Norfolk migrants on the train beaming with delight as they see the lush and bountiful Suffolk countryside for the first time.\r\n\r\nEach of the foreigners has long, straggly hair, huge wide eyes and -- contrary to popular belief -- only four fingers instead of six.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite followed the line and watched as the migrants then disembarked at either Stowmarket or Ipswich before scuttling away to claim free benefits and housing in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\nNow there are calls for stricter checks on the mainline, with a new border post being proposed close to Checkpoint Barley at the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">new Suffolk-Norfolk border wall</a>.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite said: "Suffolk is being crippled by a tidal wave of illegal immigration from Norfolk. These people not only take our jobs and our homes, but they <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-residents-gripped-by-fear-over-villages-fate/">look bloody strange, too.</a>"\r\n\r\nBut civil rights campaigners called our investigation into question. Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Civil Rights Suffolk said: "These poor people are fleeing poverty and conflict in Norfolk. They may look different and speak a strange language, but these are not reasons to deny them the chance of a new and better life in Suffolk."', 'Revealed: yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Suffolk by train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4836-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-04 07:31:12', '2018-10-04 07:31:12', '', 4836, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4836-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9600, 1, '2018-10-04 16:10:54', '2018-10-04 16:10:54', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg" alt="Norfolk feet" width="534" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9601" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nStartling new research reveals Norfolk people have evolved from having six toes on each foot to just one.</strong>\r\n\r\nPhotographic evidence smuggled south of the border to Suffolk shows the bizarre secret hidden inside their clogs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExperts say it\'s likely that, over, time, the webbing between Norfolk people\'s toes simply fused into one mass.\r\n\r\nThis then evolved into just one big toe, it has emerged.\r\n\r\nDr Lorraine Fisher, 34, a Norfolk Behavioural Studies professor at Suffolk Institute, said: "This is a rare photograph.\r\n\r\n"At first we thought it was a freak of nature, but our enquiries reveal around 45% of the Norfolk population now has just one big toe."\r\n\r\nIt is understood the evolution surprise has affected their ability to balance while standing up.\r\n\r\n"For many years we had thought they were swaying under the influence of too much turnip hooch," explained Dr Fisher.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe one-toe phenomenon is believed to have started in isolated west <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/boat-race-to-the-horizon/">Norfolk </a>but has now spread across the county.\r\n\r\nIt is believed locals now use garden shears to cut their one gigantic toenail.', 'Norfolk people evolve just one toe', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-one-toe', '', '', '2018-10-04 16:17:20', '2018-10-04 16:17:20', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9600', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9601, 1, '2018-10-04 16:01:01', '2018-10-04 16:01:01', 'Norfolk people have evolved from having six toes to just one', 'norfolk legs', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-legs', '', '', '2018-10-04 16:01:28', '2018-10-04 16:01:28', '', 9600, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9602, 1, '2018-10-04 16:10:54', '2018-10-04 16:10:54', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg" alt="Norfolk feet" width="534" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9601" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nStartling new research reveals Norfolk people have evolved from having six toes on each foot to just one.</strong>\r\n\r\nPhotographic evidence smuggled south of the border to Suffolk shows the bizarre secret hidden inside their clogs.\r\n\r\n[AdAeense-A]\r\n\r\nExperts say it\'s likely that, over, time, the webbing between Norfolk people\'s toes simply fused into one mass.\r\n\r\nThis then evolved into just one big toe, it has emerged.\r\n\r\nDr Lorraine Fisher, 34, a Norfolk Behavioural Studies professor at Suffolk Institute, said: "This is a rare photograph.\r\n\r\n"At first we thought it was a freak of nature, but out enquiries reveal around 45% of the Norfolk population has just one big toe."\r\n\r\nIt is understood the evolution surprise has affected their ability to balance while standing up.\r\n\r\n"For many years we had thought they were swaying under the influence of too much turnip wine," explained Dr Fisher.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe one-toe phenomenon is believed to have started in isolated west <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/boat-race-to-the-horizon/">Norfolk </a>but has no spread across the county.\r\n\r\nIt is believed locals now use garden shears to cut their one gigantic toenail.', 'Norfolk people evolve just one toe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9600-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-04 16:10:54', '2018-10-04 16:10:54', '', 9600, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9603, 1, '2018-10-04 16:12:49', '2018-10-04 16:12:49', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg" alt="Norfolk feet" width="534" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9601" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nStartling new research reveals Norfolk people have evolved from having six toes on each foot to just one.</strong>\r\n\r\nPhotographic evidence smuggled south of the border to Suffolk shows the bizarre secret hidden inside their clogs.\r\n\r\n[Adsense-A]\r\n\r\nExperts say it\'s likely that, over, time, the webbing between Norfolk people\'s toes simply fused into one mass.\r\n\r\nThis then evolved into just one big toe, it has emerged.\r\n\r\nDr Lorraine Fisher, 34, a Norfolk Behavioural Studies professor at Suffolk Institute, said: "This is a rare photograph.\r\n\r\n"At first we thought it was a freak of nature, but out enquiries reveal around 45% of the Norfolk population has just one big toe."\r\n\r\nIt is understood the evolution surprise has affected their ability to balance while standing up.\r\n\r\n"For many years we had thought they were swaying under the influence of too much turnip wine," explained Dr Fisher.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe one-toe phenomenon is believed to have started in isolated west <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/boat-race-to-the-horizon/">Norfolk </a>but has no spread across the county.\r\n\r\nIt is believed locals now use garden shears to cut their one gigantic toenail.', 'Norfolk people evolve just one toe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9600-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-04 16:12:49', '2018-10-04 16:12:49', '', 9600, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9604, 1, '2018-10-04 16:13:28', '2018-10-04 16:13:28', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg" alt="Norfolk feet" width="534" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9601" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nStartling new research reveals Norfolk people have evolved from having six toes on each foot to just one.</strong>\r\n\r\nPhotographic evidence smuggled south of the border to Suffolk shows the bizarre secret hidden inside their clogs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExperts say it\'s likely that, over, time, the webbing between Norfolk people\'s toes simply fused into one mass.\r\n\r\nThis then evolved into just one big toe, it has emerged.\r\n\r\nDr Lorraine Fisher, 34, a Norfolk Behavioural Studies professor at Suffolk Institute, said: "This is a rare photograph.\r\n\r\n"At first we thought it was a freak of nature, but out enquiries reveal around 45% of the Norfolk population has just one big toe."\r\n\r\nIt is understood the evolution surprise has affected their ability to balance while standing up.\r\n\r\n"For many years we had thought they were swaying under the influence of too much turnip wine," explained Dr Fisher.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe one-toe phenomenon is believed to have started in isolated west <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/boat-race-to-the-horizon/">Norfolk </a>but has no spread across the county.\r\n\r\nIt is believed locals now use garden shears to cut their one gigantic toenail.', 'Norfolk people evolve just one toe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9600-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-04 16:13:28', '2018-10-04 16:13:28', '', 9600, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9605, 1, '2018-10-04 16:17:12', '2018-10-04 16:17:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg" alt="Norfolk feet" width="534" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9601" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nStartling new research reveals Norfolk people have evolved from having six toes on each foot to just one.</strong>\n\nPhotographic evidence smuggled south of the border to Suffolk shows the bizarre secret hidden inside their clogs.\n\n\n\nExperts say it\'s likely that, over, time, the webbing between Norfolk people\'s toes simply fused into one mass.\n\nThis then evolved into just one big toe, it has emerged.\n\nDr Lorraine Fisher, 34, a Norfolk Behavioural Studies professor at Suffolk Institute, said: "This is a rare photograph.\n\n"At first we thought it was a freak of nature, but our enquiries reveal around 45% of the Norfolk population now has just one big toe."\n\nIt is understood the evolution surprise has affected their ability to balance while standing up.\n\n"For many years we had thought they were swaying under the influence of too much turnip hooch," explained Dr Fisher.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe one-toe phenomenon is believed to have started in isolated west <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/boat-race-to-the-horizon/">Norfolk </a>but has no spread across the county.\n\nIt is believed locals now use garden shears to cut their one gigantic toenail.', 'Norfolk people evolve just one toe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9600-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-04 16:17:12', '2018-10-04 16:17:12', '', 9600, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9600-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9606, 1, '2018-10-04 16:17:20', '2018-10-04 16:17:20', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norfolk-legs.jpg" alt="Norfolk feet" width="534" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9601" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nStartling new research reveals Norfolk people have evolved from having six toes on each foot to just one.</strong>\r\n\r\nPhotographic evidence smuggled south of the border to Suffolk shows the bizarre secret hidden inside their clogs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExperts say it\'s likely that, over, time, the webbing between Norfolk people\'s toes simply fused into one mass.\r\n\r\nThis then evolved into just one big toe, it has emerged.\r\n\r\nDr Lorraine Fisher, 34, a Norfolk Behavioural Studies professor at Suffolk Institute, said: "This is a rare photograph.\r\n\r\n"At first we thought it was a freak of nature, but our enquiries reveal around 45% of the Norfolk population now has just one big toe."\r\n\r\nIt is understood the evolution surprise has affected their ability to balance while standing up.\r\n\r\n"For many years we had thought they were swaying under the influence of too much turnip hooch," explained Dr Fisher.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe one-toe phenomenon is believed to have started in isolated west <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/boat-race-to-the-horizon/">Norfolk </a>but has now spread across the county.\r\n\r\nIt is believed locals now use garden shears to cut their one gigantic toenail.', 'Norfolk people evolve just one toe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9600-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-04 16:17:20', '2018-10-04 16:17:20', '', 9600, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9607, 1, '2018-10-05 09:20:05', '2018-10-05 09:20:05', '<strong>Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\n\nNorth Sea fish including cod and plaice were hurled 15 miles inland by the huge waterspout which appeared off the coast this weekend, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\n\nThey were plucked from the water and sucked hundreds of metres into the sky when the unusual spout formed off Thorpeness on Saturday afternoon.\n\n\n\nSimilar to a tornado, the waterspout then twirled the fish around hundreds of times before sending them whizzing through the air all over the Suffolk coastal area.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg" alt="water spout suffolk coast" width="660" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4181" /></a><i>The waterspout appears near Thorpeness, sucking fish into the air (pic: weather watcher MichelleF)</center></i>\n\nSuffolk Gazette reader Roger Waters was mowing his lawn in Rendlesham, near Woodbridge when he was alarmed by a large fish landing at his feet.\n\nHe said: "I was baffled. I\'m about ten miles from the sea and there was no reason for a fish to arrive. But there it was, gasping at my feet. I assumed someone had thrown it from a passing car, but then I read about the waterspout and realised it had been thrown here by that.\n\n"It must have been my lucky day as me and the wife had a lovely fish supper."\n\nThere were similar reports of flying fish all over parts of east Suffolk, with a plaice landing on a road in Framlingham, a whiting hit a lorry on the A12 near Glemham Hall, while another cod surprised a cricket team by plummeting onto the village green at nearby Brandeston.\n\n<center><script type="text/javascript" src="http://belfasttelegraph.bbvms.com/p/twocol_article/c/2670652.js?width=480&height=320"></script><I>Video shows the spout off Thorpeness</center></i>\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nWeather experts said a waterspout is essentially a tornado over water and can have devastating consequences.\n\nSuffolk Gazette spout expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Thankfully no small children were swimming nearby or they could have been thrown into the air and deposited somewhere near Halesworth," he said.', 'Waterspout throws North Sea fish 15 miles inland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4180-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-05 09:20:05', '2018-10-05 09:20:05', '', 4180, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4180-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9608, 1, '2018-10-05 09:20:11', '2018-10-05 09:20:11', '<strong>Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent\r\n\r\nNorth Sea fish including cod and plaice were hurled 15 miles inland by the huge waterspout which appeared off the coast this weekend, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey were plucked from the water and sucked hundreds of metres into the sky when the unusual spout formed off Thorpeness on Saturday afternoon.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSimilar to a tornado, the waterspout then twirled the fish around hundreds of times before sending them whizzing through the air all over the Suffolk coastal area.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/water-spout-suffolk.jpg" alt="water spout suffolk coast" width="660" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4181" /></a><i>The waterspout appears near Thorpeness, sucking fish into the air (pic: weather watcher MichelleF)</center></i>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette reader Roger Waters was mowing his lawn in Rendlesham, near Woodbridge when he was alarmed by a large fish landing at his feet.\r\n\r\nHe said: "I was baffled. I\'m about ten miles from the sea and there was no reason for a fish to arrive. But there it was, gasping at my feet. I assumed someone had thrown it from a passing car, but then I read about the waterspout and realised it had been thrown here by that.\r\n\r\n"It must have been my lucky day as me and the wife had a lovely fish supper."\r\n\r\nThere were similar reports of flying fish all over parts of east Suffolk, with a plaice landing on a road in Framlingham, a whiting hit a lorry on the A12 near Glemham Hall, while another cod surprised a cricket team by plummeting onto the village green at nearby Brandeston.\r\n\r\n<center><script type="text/javascript" src="http://belfasttelegraph.bbvms.com/p/twocol_article/c/2670652.js?width=480&height=320"></script><I>Video shows the spout off Thorpeness</center></i>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nWeather experts said a waterspout is essentially a tornado over water and can have devastating consequences.\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette spout expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Thankfully no small children were swimming nearby or they could have been thrown into the air and deposited somewhere near Halesworth," he said.', 'Waterspout throws North Sea fish 15 miles inland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4180-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-05 09:20:11', '2018-10-05 09:20:11', '', 4180, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4180-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9610, 1, '2018-10-10 08:21:00', '2018-10-10 08:21:00', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/soldiers-far-right-activist.jpeg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/soldiers-far-right-activist.jpeg" alt="Soldiers meet far right activist" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9611" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThere was widespread fury today after a far-right activist released a video of himself posing with a group of grinning soldiers.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe army is investigating the circumstances behind the meeting at a motorway service station.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe video shows a smug Mr Johnson saying: "A moment like this makes it all worthwhile. Today I met real British heroes."\r\n\r\nBut army spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "There is no place for this far-right ideology in the British Armed Forces.\r\n\r\n"The <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pantomime-cows-nazis/">Armed Forces</a> have robust measures in place to ensure those exhibiting extremist views are neither tolerated nor permitted to serve."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just hours after former EDL leader Tommy Robinson was pictured with some soldiers.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Mr Johnson said: "The soldiers really liked me, what\'s all the fuss about?\r\n\r\n"They were even singing, \'Ooooh, Boris, Boris. Boris, Boris, Boris, Boris Johnson."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson has been widely condemned for his far-right anti-European views and attempts to lead a brutal revolution in Britain.\r\n\r\nHe also recently mocked Muslim women.', 'Fury as soldiers pose with far-right activist', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'fury-as-soldiers-pose-with-far-right-activist', '', '', '2018-10-10 08:26:25', '2018-10-10 08:26:25', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9610', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9611, 1, '2018-10-10 08:10:56', '2018-10-10 08:10:56', 'A far right activist released a video of himself posing with a group of soldiers', 'soldiers far right activist', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'soldiers-far-right-activist', '', '', '2018-10-10 08:11:30', '2018-10-10 08:11:30', '', 9610, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/soldiers-far-right-activist.jpeg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9612, 1, '2018-10-10 08:21:00', '2018-10-10 08:21:00', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/soldiers-far-right-activist.jpeg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/soldiers-far-right-activist.jpeg" alt="Soldiers meet far right activist" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9611" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThere was widespread fury today after a far-right activist released a video of himself posing with a group of grinning soldiers.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe army is investigating the circumstances behind the meeting at a motorway service station.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe video shows Mr Johnson grinning and saying: "A moment like this makes it all worthwhile. Today I met real British heroes."\r\n\r\nBut army spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "There is no place for this far-right ideology in the British Armed Forces.\r\n\r\n"The <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pantomime-cows-nazis/">Armed Forces</a> have robust measures in place to ensure those exhibiting extremist views are neither tolerated nor permitted to serve."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just hours after former EDL leader Tommy Robinson was pictured with some soldiers.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Mr Johnson said: "The soldiers really liked me, what\'s all the fuss about?\r\n\r\n"They were even singing, \'Ooooh, Boris, Boris. Boris, Boris, Boris, Boris Johnson."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson has been widely condemned for his far-right anti-European views and attempts to lead a brutal revolution in Britain.\r\n\r\nHe also recently mocked Muslim women.', 'Fury as soldiers pose with far-right activist', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9610-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-10 08:21:00', '2018-10-10 08:21:00', '', 9610, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9610-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9613, 1, '2018-10-10 08:23:13', '2018-10-10 08:23:13', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/soldiers-far-right-activist.jpeg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/soldiers-far-right-activist.jpeg" alt="Soldiers meet far right activist" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9611" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nThere was widespread fury today after a far-right activist released a video of himself posing with a group of grinning soldiers.</strong>\n\nThe army is investigating the circumstances behind the meeting at a motorway service station.\n\n\n\nThe video shows a smug Mr Johnson saying: "A moment like this makes it all worthwhile. Today I met real British heroes."\n\nBut army spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "There is no place for this far-right ideology in the British Armed Forces.\n\n"The <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pantomime-cows-nazis/">Armed Forces</a> have robust measures in place to ensure those exhibiting extremist views are neither tolerated nor permitted to serve."\n\nThe news comes just hours after former EDL leader Tommy Robinson was pictured with some soldiers.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for Mr Johnson said: "The soldiers really liked me, what\'s all the fuss about?\n\n"They were even singing, \'Ooooh, Boris, Boris. Boris, Boris, Boris, Boris Johnson."\n\nMr Johnson has been widely condemned for his far-right anti-European views and attempts to lead a brutal revolution in Britain.\n\nHe also recently mocked Muslim women.', 'Fury as soldiers pose with far-right activist', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9610-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-10 08:23:13', '2018-10-10 08:23:13', '', 9610, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9610-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9614, 1, '2018-10-10 08:23:34', '2018-10-10 08:23:34', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/soldiers-far-right-activist.jpeg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/soldiers-far-right-activist.jpeg" alt="Soldiers meet far right activist" width="624" height="351" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9611" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nThere was widespread fury today after a far-right activist released a video of himself posing with a group of grinning soldiers.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe army is investigating the circumstances behind the meeting at a motorway service station.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe video shows a smug Mr Johnson saying: "A moment like this makes it all worthwhile. Today I met real British heroes."\r\n\r\nBut army spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "There is no place for this far-right ideology in the British Armed Forces.\r\n\r\n"The <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/pantomime-cows-nazis/">Armed Forces</a> have robust measures in place to ensure those exhibiting extremist views are neither tolerated nor permitted to serve."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just hours after former EDL leader Tommy Robinson was pictured with some soldiers.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Mr Johnson said: "The soldiers really liked me, what\'s all the fuss about?\r\n\r\n"They were even singing, \'Ooooh, Boris, Boris. Boris, Boris, Boris, Boris Johnson."\r\n\r\nMr Johnson has been widely condemned for his far-right anti-European views and attempts to lead a brutal revolution in Britain.\r\n\r\nHe also recently mocked Muslim women.', 'Fury as soldiers pose with far-right activist', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9610-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-10 08:23:34', '2018-10-10 08:23:34', '', 9610, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9610-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9616, 1, '2018-10-15 08:38:51', '2018-10-15 08:38:51', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/harry-and-meghan-baby.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/harry-and-meghan-baby.jpg" alt="Harry and Meghan baby news" width="820" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9617" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nBritain rejoiced today over news that the media had something to talk about other than Brexit.</strong>\r\n\r\nMass hysteria over a newly-wed couple having their first baby will be a "blessed relief", it is claimed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nInane and fawning coverage of an entirely normal event will suddenly become very interesting for six months.\r\n\r\nRoyal watcher Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s hardly an earth-shattering revelation that a young couple have created a baby.\r\n\r\n<h3>Royal baby</h3>\r\n\r\n"But if it means hearing less about Brexit then it\'s a got to be a good thing.\r\n\r\n"I might even join the fun speculation about whether the Royal baby is going to be a boy or a girl."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45861683">News broke today that the Duchess of Sussex was pregnant</a> as Meghan and Harry arrived in Australia for their Royal tour.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May was also <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/daily-mail-royal-baby-fury/">thrilled with the news</a>.\r\n\r\n"Now everyone is talking about a baby rather than me being kicked out of office within weeks," she said.', 'Joy as Royal baby pushes Brexit down the news agenda', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'royal-baby-brexit', '', '', '2018-10-15 09:18:21', '2018-10-15 09:18:21', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9616', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9617, 1, '2018-10-15 08:27:45', '2018-10-15 08:27:45', '', 'harry and meghan baby', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'harry-and-meghan-baby', '', '', '2018-10-15 08:28:02', '2018-10-15 08:28:02', '', 9616, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/harry-and-meghan-baby.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9618, 1, '2018-10-15 08:38:51', '2018-10-15 08:38:51', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/harry-and-meghan-baby.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/harry-and-meghan-baby.jpg" alt="Harry and Meghan baby news" width="820" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9617" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nBritain rejoiced today over news that the media had something to talk about other than Brexit.</strong>\r\n\r\nMass hysteria over a newly-wed couple having their first baby will be a "blessed relief", it is claimed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nInane and fawning coverage of an entirely normal event will suddenly become very interesting for six months.\r\n\r\nRoyal watcher Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s hardly an earth-shattering revelation that a young couple have created a baby.\r\n\r\n<h3>Royal baby</h3>\r\n\r\n"But if it means hearing less about Brexit then it\'s a got to be a good thing.\r\n\r\n"I might even join the fun speculation about whether the Royal baby is going to be a boy or a girl."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45861683">News broke today that the Duchess of Sussex was pregnant</a> as Meghan and Harry arrived in Australia for their Royal tour.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May was also thrilled with the news.\r\n\r\n"Now everyone is talking about a baby rather than me being kicked out of office within weeks," she said.', 'Joy as Royal baby pushes Brexit down the news agenda', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9616-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-15 08:38:51', '2018-10-15 08:38:51', '', 9616, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9616-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9619, 1, '2018-10-15 09:07:24', '2018-10-15 09:07:24', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/daily-mail-migrants.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/daily-mail-migrants.png" alt="Daily Mail fury" width="1279" height="733" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9620" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Daily Mail is enraged over the news an immigrant is having a baby at British taxpayers\' expense.</strong>\r\n\r\nJournalists at the right-wing newspaper are busy preparing furious editorials about the cost of cultural diversity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDaily Mail spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The editor of the Daily Mail was red-faced with anger when he heard about this.\r\n\r\n"He\'s campaigned for years against people coming over here and using all our services for free.\r\n\r\n"Now this woman, who doesn\'t have a job and is even a black person, has turned up from the former colonies and announced she is pregnant.\r\n\r\n"And we\'re going to have to pay for it.\r\n\r\n"You can expect 12 pages of fury in the paper tomorrow, together with a 24-page photo supplement and a commemorative plate offer."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in other news, it has emerged that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Harry and Meghan, are <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/royal-baby-brexit/">expecting their first royal baby</a>.\r\n\r\nThe couple, who married in Windsor earlier this year, are <a href="https://news.sky.com/story/meghan-is-pregnant-palace-confirms-11526318">thrilled to share their news</a> as they begin a tour of Australia.', 'Daily Mail fury as immigrant has baby at taxpayers\' expense', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'daily-mail-royal-baby-fury', '', '', '2018-10-15 09:11:12', '2018-10-15 09:11:12', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9619', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9620, 1, '2018-10-15 09:02:38', '2018-10-15 09:02:38', '', 'daily mail migrants', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'daily-mail-migrants', '', '', '2018-10-15 09:03:32', '2018-10-15 09:03:32', '', 9619, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/daily-mail-migrants.png', 0, 'attachment', 'image/png', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9621, 1, '2018-10-15 09:07:24', '2018-10-15 09:07:24', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/daily-mail-migrants.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/daily-mail-migrants.png" alt="Daily Mail fury" width="1279" height="733" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9620" /></a>\r\n\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\n<strong>The Daily Mail is enraged over the news an immigrant is having a baby at British taxpayer\'s expense.</strong>\r\n\r\nJournalists at the right-wing newspaper are busy preparing furious editorials about the cost of cultural diversity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDaily Mail spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The editor of the Daily Mail was red-faced with anger when he heard about this.\r\n\r\n"He\'s campaigned for years about people coming over here and using all our services for free.\r\n\r\n"Now this woman, who doesn\'t have a job and is even a black person, has turned up from the former colonies and announced she is pregnant.\r\n\r\n"And we\'re going to have to pay for it.\r\n\r\n<strong>"You can expect 12 pages of fury in the paper tomorrow, together with a 24-page photo supplement and a commemorative mug offer."</strong>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, on other news, it has emerged that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Harry and Meghan, are <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/royal-baby-brexit/">expecting their first royal baby</a>.\r\n\r\nThe couple, who married in Windsor earlier this year, are <a href="https://news.sky.com/story/meghan-is-pregnant-palace-confirms-11526318">thrilled to share their news</a> as they begin a tour of Australia.', 'Daily Mail fury as immigrant has baby at taxpayer\'s expense', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9619-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-15 09:07:24', '2018-10-15 09:07:24', '', 9619, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9619-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9622, 1, '2018-10-15 09:10:17', '2018-10-15 09:10:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/daily-mail-migrants.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/daily-mail-migrants.png" alt="Daily Mail fury" width="1279" height="733" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9620" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\n\nThe Daily Mail is enraged over the news an immigrant is having a baby at British taxpayers\' expense.</strong>\n\nJournalists at the right-wing newspaper are busy preparing furious editorials about the cost of cultural diversity.\n\n\n\nDaily Mail spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The editor of the Daily Mail was red-faced with anger when he heard about this.\n\n"He\'s campaigned for years against people coming over here and using all our services for free.\n\n"Now this woman, who doesn\'t have a job and is even a black person, has turned up from the former colonies and announced she is pregnant.\n\n"And we\'re going to have to pay for it.\n\n"You can expect 12 pages of fury in the paper tomorrow, together with a 24-page photo supplement and a commemorative mug offer."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nMeanwhile, on other news, it has emerged that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Harry and Meghan, are <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/royal-baby-brexit/">expecting their first royal baby</a>.\n\nThe couple, who married in Windsor earlier this year, are <a href="https://news.sky.com/story/meghan-is-pregnant-palace-confirms-11526318">thrilled to share their news</a> as they begin a tour of Australia.', 'Daily Mail fury as immigrant has baby at taxpayers\' expense', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9619-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-15 09:10:17', '2018-10-15 09:10:17', '', 9619, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9619-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9623, 1, '2018-10-15 09:11:12', '2018-10-15 09:11:12', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/daily-mail-migrants.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/daily-mail-migrants.png" alt="Daily Mail fury" width="1279" height="733" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9620" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Daily Mail is enraged over the news an immigrant is having a baby at British taxpayers\' expense.</strong>\r\n\r\nJournalists at the right-wing newspaper are busy preparing furious editorials about the cost of cultural diversity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDaily Mail spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "The editor of the Daily Mail was red-faced with anger when he heard about this.\r\n\r\n"He\'s campaigned for years against people coming over here and using all our services for free.\r\n\r\n"Now this woman, who doesn\'t have a job and is even a black person, has turned up from the former colonies and announced she is pregnant.\r\n\r\n"And we\'re going to have to pay for it.\r\n\r\n"You can expect 12 pages of fury in the paper tomorrow, together with a 24-page photo supplement and a commemorative plate offer."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in other news, it has emerged that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Harry and Meghan, are <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/royal-baby-brexit/">expecting their first royal baby</a>.\r\n\r\nThe couple, who married in Windsor earlier this year, are <a href="https://news.sky.com/story/meghan-is-pregnant-palace-confirms-11526318">thrilled to share their news</a> as they begin a tour of Australia.', 'Daily Mail fury as immigrant has baby at taxpayers\' expense', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9619-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-15 09:11:12', '2018-10-15 09:11:12', '', 9619, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9619-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9624, 1, '2018-10-15 09:18:21', '2018-10-15 09:18:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/harry-and-meghan-baby.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/harry-and-meghan-baby.jpg" alt="Harry and Meghan baby news" width="820" height="492" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9617" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nBritain rejoiced today over news that the media had something to talk about other than Brexit.</strong>\r\n\r\nMass hysteria over a newly-wed couple having their first baby will be a "blessed relief", it is claimed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nInane and fawning coverage of an entirely normal event will suddenly become very interesting for six months.\r\n\r\nRoyal watcher Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s hardly an earth-shattering revelation that a young couple have created a baby.\r\n\r\n<h3>Royal baby</h3>\r\n\r\n"But if it means hearing less about Brexit then it\'s a got to be a good thing.\r\n\r\n"I might even join the fun speculation about whether the Royal baby is going to be a boy or a girl."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45861683">News broke today that the Duchess of Sussex was pregnant</a> as Meghan and Harry arrived in Australia for their Royal tour.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nPrime Minister Theresa May was also <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/daily-mail-royal-baby-fury/">thrilled with the news</a>.\r\n\r\n"Now everyone is talking about a baby rather than me being kicked out of office within weeks," she said.', 'Joy as Royal baby pushes Brexit down the news agenda', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9616-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-15 09:18:21', '2018-10-15 09:18:21', '', 9616, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9616-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9625, 1, '2018-10-15 09:41:35', '2018-10-15 09:41:35', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg" alt="Driving test hill start" width="640" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6996" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>They make every learner driver nervous, but now hill starts are to be scrapped from driving tests in East Anglia - because there are no hills.</strong>\n\nThe DVLA made the announcement today after test centres across the region complained they were pointless.\n\n\n\nHill starts are an essential part of driving if you live up north, in Wales and Scotland, or in hilly regions of the south-west.\n\nBut as hills and mountains do not exist in Suffolk, Norfolk, Cambridgeshire and Essex, there is nowhere to practice - or use during an actual driving test.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg" alt="No hills in Suffolk" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6997" /></a><center><i>Flat as a pancake: No hills in Suffolk</center></i>\n\nInstead, learners are taken to a road which normally has an uphill gradient no higher than four per cent and told to move off without stalling or sliding backwards.\n\nNot surprisingly, everyone passes with flying colours.\n\nFrom August 1 this year, the driving test hill start will, therefore, be removed from the practical driving test.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA spokesman for the DVLA said: "It is unnecessary to carry out hill starts in East Anglian counties like Suffolk, where even the worst hills are more like gentle slopes.\n\n"Therefore it will save money by not including hill starts in driving tests, and concentrate more on things like parallel parking and reversing."\n\nMotorists in other areas of Britain complained today this means young drivers from East Anglia will be unprepared if they drive into hilly regions - and there would be multiple accidents as their cars roll back out of control.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of Keswick in the Lake District, said: "If inexperienced Suffolk drivers come here they will be unprepared for a proper hill. They will be stalling, rolling backwards and causing general chaos.\n\n"It will only be a matter of time before our sheep, which have the freedom to go wherever they like, are run over. And if that happens there will be trouble."', 'Driving test hill start scrapped in East Anglia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6995-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-15 09:41:35', '2018-10-15 09:41:35', '', 6995, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6995-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9626, 1, '2018-10-15 09:41:49', '2018-10-15 09:41:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/driving-test-hill-start.jpg" alt="Driving test hill start" width="640" height="457" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6996" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>They make every learner driver nervous, but now hill starts are to be scrapped from driving tests in East Anglia - because there are no hills.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe DVLA made the announcement today after test centres across the region complained they were pointless.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHill starts are an essential part of driving if you live up north, in Wales and Scotland, or in hilly regions of the south-west.\r\n\r\nBut as hills and mountains do not exist in Suffolk, Norfolk, Cambridgeshire and Essex, there is nowhere to practice - or use during an actual driving test.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/flat-suffolk.jpg" alt="No hills in Suffolk" width="640" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6997" /></a><center><i>Flat as a pancake: No hills in Suffolk</center></i>\r\n\r\nInstead, learners are taken to a road which normally has an uphill gradient no higher than four per cent and told to move off without stalling or sliding backwards.\r\n\r\nNot surprisingly, everyone passes with flying colours.\r\n\r\nFrom August 1 this year, the driving test hill start will, therefore, be removed from the practical driving test.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the DVLA said: "It is unnecessary to carry out hill starts in East Anglian counties like Suffolk, where even the worst hills are more like gentle slopes.\r\n\r\n"Therefore it will save money by not including hill starts in driving tests, and concentrate more on things like parallel parking and reversing."\r\n\r\nMotorists in other areas of Britain complained today this means young drivers from East Anglia will be unprepared if they drive into hilly regions - and there would be multiple accidents as their cars roll back out of control.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, of Keswick in the Lake District, said: "If inexperienced Suffolk drivers come here they will be unprepared for a proper hill. They will be stalling, rolling backwards and causing general chaos.\r\n\r\n"It will only be a matter of time before our sheep, which have the freedom to go wherever they like, are run over. And if that happens there will be trouble."', 'Driving test hill start scrapped in East Anglia', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '6995-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-15 09:41:49', '2018-10-15 09:41:49', '', 6995, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/6995-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9628, 1, '2018-10-17 09:17:44', '2018-10-17 09:17:44', '<strong>A man with an annoyingly loud leaf blower has successfully moved all the leaves from one side of his garden to the other.</strong>\r\n\r\nTo his neighbours\' utter despair, Steve Walshe spent hours noisily blowing the fallen leaves in his back garden in Woodbridge.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFinally, he stopped, marvelling at the fact that all the leaves were now piled up on the opposite side of his lawn.\r\n\r\nNeighbour Lorraine Fisher, 34, complained: "The noise of that thing is relentless. Unbearable.\r\n\r\n"And we know full well that this weekend he\'ll be back out there, breaching the peace while blowing all the leaves back where they started on the other side again."\r\n\r\n<h3>Leaf blower</h3>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette\'s much-missed Gardening correspondent, Anita Bush, always said <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/time-great-british-rake-off/">leaves should be raked up</a>, composted or squashed into the garden waste wheelie bin.\r\n\r\nBut Mr Walshe, 33, insists his new leaf blower, which he purchased for £39.99 last week, does the job just as well.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said: "It is a leaf blower, and as such is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/last-leaf/">blows leaves</a>. Nowhere does it say it picks them up and tidies them away.\r\n\r\n"You\'d have to pay a fortune for that. Or do it yourself."\r\n\r\nWhen he is not being ridiculously noisy using his leaf blower, Mr Walshe likes nothing more than steam cleaning his patios and cars.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a little on the noisy side," he admitted. "But it\'s no louder than a vacuum cleaner. And you don\'t hear people complaining about them."', 'Man with annoying leaf blower moves leaves from one side of garden to the other', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'leaf-blower', '', '', '2018-10-17 09:32:27', '2018-10-17 09:32:27', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9628', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9630, 1, '2018-10-17 09:17:44', '2018-10-17 09:17:44', '<strong>A man with an annoyingly loud leaf blower has successfully moved all the leaves from one side of his garden to the other.</strong>\r\n\r\nTo his neighbours\' utter despair, Steve Walshe spent hours noisily blowing the fallen leaves in his back garden in Woodbridge.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFinally, he stopped, marvelling at the fact that all the leaves were now piled up on the opposite side of his lawn.\r\n\r\nNeighbour Lorraine Fisher, 34, complained: "The noise of that thing is relentless. Unbearable.\r\n\r\n"And we know full well that this weekend he\'ll be back out there, breaching the peace while blowing all the leaves back where they started on the other side again."\r\n\r\n<h3>Leaf blower</h3>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette\'s much-missed Gardening correspondent, Anita Bush, always said leaves should be raked up, composted or squashed into the garden waste wheelie bin.\r\n\r\nBut Mr Walshe, 33, insists his new leaf blower, which he purchased for £39.99 last week, does the job just as well.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said: "It is a leaf blower, and as such is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/last-leaf/">blows leaves</a>. Nowhere does it say it picks them up and tidies them away.\r\n\r\n"You\'d have to pay a fortune for that. Or do it yourself."\r\n\r\nWhen he is not being ridiculously noisy using his leaf blower, Mr Walshe likes nothing more than steam cleaning his patios and cars.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a little on the noisy side," he admitted. "But it\'s no louder than a vacuum cleaner. And you don\'t hear people complaining about them."', 'Man with annoying leaf blower moves leaves from one side of garden to the other', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9628-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-17 09:17:44', '2018-10-17 09:17:44', '', 9628, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9628-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9631, 1, '2018-10-17 09:20:03', '2018-10-17 09:20:03', '<strong>A man with an annoyingly loud leaf blower has successfully moved all the leaves from one side of his garden to the other.</strong>\r\n\r\nTo his neighbours\' utter despair, Steve Walshe spent hours noisily blowing the fallen leaves in his back garden in Woodbridge.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFinally, he stopped, marvelling at the fact that all the leaves were now piled up on the opposite side of his lawn.\r\n\r\nNeighbour Lorraine Fisher, 34, complained: "The noise of that thing is relentless. Unbearable.\r\n\r\n"And we know full well that this weekend he\'ll be back out there, breaching the peace while blowing all the leaves back where they started on the other side again."\r\n\r\n<h3>Leaf blower</h3>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette\'s much-missed Gardening correspondent, Anita Bush, always said <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/features/lady-garden/time-great-british-rake-off/">leaves should be raked up</a>, composted or squashed into the garden waste wheelie bin.\r\n\r\nBut Mr Walshe, 33, insists his new leaf blower, which he purchased for £39.99 last week, does the job just as well.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHe said: "It is a leaf blower, and as such is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/last-leaf/">blows leaves</a>. Nowhere does it say it picks them up and tidies them away.\r\n\r\n"You\'d have to pay a fortune for that. Or do it yourself."\r\n\r\nWhen he is not being ridiculously noisy using his leaf blower, Mr Walshe likes nothing more than steam cleaning his patios and cars.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a little on the noisy side," he admitted. "But it\'s no louder than a vacuum cleaner. And you don\'t hear people complaining about them."', 'Man with annoying leaf blower moves leaves from one side of garden to the other', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9628-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-17 09:20:03', '2018-10-17 09:20:03', '', 9628, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9628-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9632, 1, '2018-10-17 09:23:10', '2018-10-17 09:23:10', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nIt is a force of nature that has brought pain and misery to train passengers for years, causing frustrating delays and even cancellations.</strong>\n\nBut now Greater Anglia railways has come up with a brilliant scheme to solve the autumnal problem of fallen leaves on the line.\n\n\n\nBosses at the East Anglian rail franchise have hired an elderly man whose only job is to sweep up the leaves on the mainline between Norwich and Liverpool Street station in London.\n\nDerek Smith, 76, from Diss, has been given a high-visibility jacket and a state-of-the-art brush - and is already patrolling the 115-mile stretch of railway\n\nHe walks up and down the track by day, sweeping up any errant dead foliage that should fall on the line and cause passing train wheels to slip. And by night he camps in woodland next to the line so he ready to start promptly the next morning.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg" alt="Leaves on the line" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4832" /></a><i>Derek Smith working on the line near Manningtree today</center></i>\n\nGreater Anglia says he has already proved invaluable, with a spokesman telling the Suffolk Gazette: "We are well into October and the leaves are turning and beginning to fall. Yet we have had zero cancellations so far owing to fallen leaves on the line.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\n"We employed Mr Smith on a very decent package for a two-month period, and expect our punctuality records for October and November to improve dramatically."\n\nOther rail companies across Britain are taking note of the initiative, and already Virgin trains is advertising for a rail sweeper of its own.\n\nMr Smith, a retired road sweeper, told us: "It\'s a dream job. I\'m out in the countryside doing what I love - I just have to keep an eye out for approaching trains."', 'Rail firm hires sweeper to clear leaves on the line', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4831-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-17 09:23:10', '2018-10-17 09:23:10', '', 4831, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4831-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9633, 1, '2018-10-17 09:23:18', '2018-10-17 09:23:18', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nIt is a force of nature that has brought pain and misery to train passengers for years, causing frustrating delays and even cancellations.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut now Greater Anglia railways has come up with a brilliant scheme to solve the autumnal problem of fallen leaves on the line.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBosses at the East Anglian rail franchise have hired an elderly man whose only job is to sweep up the leaves on the mainline between Norwich and Liverpool Street station in London.\r\n\r\nDerek Smith, 76, from Diss, has been given a high-visibility jacket and a state-of-the-art brush - and is already patrolling the 115-mile stretch of railway\r\n\r\nHe walks up and down the track by day, sweeping up any errant dead foliage that should fall on the line and cause passing train wheels to slip. And by night he camps in woodland next to the line so he ready to start promptly the next morning.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg" alt="Leaves on the line" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4832" /></a><i>Derek Smith working on the line near Manningtree today</center></i>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia says he has already proved invaluable, with a spokesman telling the Suffolk Gazette: "We are well into October and the leaves are turning and beginning to fall. Yet we have had zero cancellations so far owing to fallen leaves on the line.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"We employed Mr Smith on a very decent package for a two-month period, and expect our punctuality records for October and November to improve dramatically."\r\n\r\nOther rail companies across Britain are taking note of the initiative, and already Virgin trains is advertising for a rail sweeper of its own.\r\n\r\nMr Smith, a retired road sweeper, told us: "It\'s a dream job. I\'m out in the countryside doing what I love - I just have to keep an eye out for approaching trains."', 'Rail firm hires sweeper to clear leaves on the line', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4831-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-17 09:23:18', '2018-10-17 09:23:18', '', 4831, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4831-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9634, 1, '2018-10-17 09:26:26', '2018-10-17 09:26:26', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>With the leaves beginning to fall faster than a tart\'s knickers, it\'s time to protect your lawn. So this is how to do the Great British Rake-Off.\r\n\r\nIngredients</strong>\r\n1 pint of Adnams Ghost Ship\r\n1 bottle Prosecco, chilled\r\n1 bottle <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/american-giant/">Aspall Cyder</a>\r\n1 lawn rake, light wide variety\r\nLarge Portion of jute open-weave leaf sacks or black bin bags pierced all over with a fork\r\n2 packets cheese and onion crisps\r\n2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts (flavour optional)\r\n1 fold up chair\r\n1 teenage relative\r\n1 fifty-pence piece\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<b>Method</b>\r\nTip yourself into the chair and pull open the first crisp packet, setting one aside for later. Stir the teenager into action by greasing its palm withpiecefifty pence peace and insert the rake into its hand.\r\n\r\nSip drinks and stuff your face with doughnuts as the leaf piles double in size and the teenager reaches boiling point. Get teenager to chill and offer it the other crisps before it piles the sacks into a neat heap, leaving it to mature nicely (the heap that is, not the kid, which will take longer) into lovely leaf mould. The teenager should now be of dropping consistency.\r\n\r\nThe leaves can be easier picked up using these leaf-grabs, which have more fingers than a Norfolk pickpocket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/2-Large-Grab-Hands-Leaf-Grabbers-Scoop-Leaves-_57-e1476866609439.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/2-Large-Grab-Hands-Leaf-Grabbers-Scoop-Leaves-_57-e1476866609439.jpg" alt="Leaf grabber" width="700" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4922" /></a><i>Grabbers: give \'em a big hand</i></center>\r\n\r\nNow what if you cannot obtain a teenager? You could splash out on a leaf blower if you want to deafen the neighbours, or a leaf vacuum. And some machines blow and suck, if you are that way inclined. You will find them in the Argos catalogue or the Ann Summers shop.\r\n\r\nMy next-door neighbour, paunchy Mr Hollywood, has one and swaggers around the garden, making a great deal of noise and waving it around for us all to see. Whereas, elderly Mrs Berry on the other side, who is famous for making cakes for the WI, likes to vacuum her lawn in a more dignified fashion.\r\n\r\nMr Hollywood, who, thank goodness is moving to a new job at Channel 4 with, as he vulgarly says, "more bread, better crumpet and a bigger rise", flirts with all the villagers with his blue eyes twinkling. He keeps making double entendres as he furtively rearranges his butternut squashes inside his tight jeans.\r\n\r\nIf your lawn is full of moss and weed, now is the time to gouge them out. It is called scarifying. (Well, it is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rude-pumpkin/">Halloween</a>!).\r\n\r\nTalking of which my pumpkins (Diannius Abbottom) have swollen nicely over the allotment and fortunately my house is already full of cobwebs so no need to buy those pretend ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/donald-trump-mask-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/donald-trump-mask-1.jpg" alt="Donald Trump Mask" width="402" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4921" /></a><i>Terrifying: more scary than real Trump</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy husband has this awful mask (see above) ready to scare the shite out of any children or sensitive adults who have the temerity to knock on the door while Coronation Street is on.\r\n\r\nDo remember, before you let your children go begging for sweets from strangers, that Trick or Treat night can be a terrible ordeal for some, especially that Jonathan Woss, who never speaks of it.\r\n\r\nBut if you must celebrate the witching hour, remember to eat, drink and be scary.\r\n\r\nHalloween is a great time to rip the dead heads off your flowers and Magic away all the dried garden debris. Cut your roses back by a third to stop the. Getting blown to buggery in the winter winds. Give your greenhouse a good scrub and a dousing of disinfectant to prevent any insects overwintering and treating the place like a hotel. It\'s also time to get your bulbs in, especially the gorgeous alliums. Gobemaster is a giant stunner with enormous balls, just like Mr Hollywood. Divide your rhubarb crowns to make more plants (i.e. more crumble with custard).\r\n\r\n<strong>Jobs to do this week</strong>\r\n* Dig out your tubers, like dahlias, to store in the dry until Spring.\r\n* Dig out your big knickers or thermal Long Johns ready for the cold snaps ahead. You don\'t want your privets to freeze.\r\n* Cut down your runner beans now they are finishing. You can save the beanstalks for the compost... or a Christmas pantomime.\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n* Mrs Clinton from New York (my fame is spreading): My goodness, there seem to be horrible pests all over your land. You need to eradicate them once and for all. But one thing you don\'t need is a garden handyman!\r\n* Mr Trump from Tuddenham: All tender plants need protecting as the weather gets colder, especially your banana. Either keep it indoors or keep it well covered up.\r\n* Willy from Woodbridge: The orchid you sent me a picture of is genus Dracula, but don\'t worry. It won\'t bite you in the middle of the night. Yes, I\'m sure your girlfriend will love it if you give her one for Halloween. Remember demons are a girl\'s best friend.\r\n\r\nKeep your problems coming, dear readers. It keeps me off the streets!\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>', 'Time for the Great British Rake-Off', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4918-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-17 09:26:26', '2018-10-17 09:26:26', '', 4918, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4918-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9635, 1, '2018-10-17 09:28:44', '2018-10-17 09:28:44', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>With the leaves beginning to fall faster than a tart\'s knickers, it\'s time to protect your lawn. So this is how to do the Great British Rake-Off.\r\n\r\nIngredients</strong>\r\n1 pint of Adnams Ghost Ship\r\n1 bottle Prosecco, chilled\r\n1 bottle <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/american-giant/">Aspall Cyder</a>\r\n1 lawn rake, light wide variety\r\nLarge Portion of jute open-weave leaf sacks or black bin bags pierced all over with a fork\r\n2 packets cheese and onion crisps\r\n2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts (flavour optional)\r\n1 fold up chair\r\n1 teenage relative\r\n1 fifty-pence piece\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<strong>Method</strong>\r\nTip yourself into the chair and pull open the first crisp packet, setting one aside for later. Stir the teenager into action by greasing its palm with a fifty pence piece and insert the rake into its hand.\r\n\r\nSip drinks and stuff your face with doughnuts as the leaf piles double in size and the teenager reaches boiling point. Get the teenager to chill and offer it the other crisps before it piles the sacks into a neat heap, leaving it to mature nicely (the heap that is, not the kid, which will take longer) into lovely leaf mould. The teenager should now be of dropping consistency.\r\n\r\nThe leaves can be easier picked up using these leaf-grabs, which have more fingers than a Norfolk pickpocket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/2-Large-Grab-Hands-Leaf-Grabbers-Scoop-Leaves-_57-e1476866609439.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/2-Large-Grab-Hands-Leaf-Grabbers-Scoop-Leaves-_57-e1476866609439.jpg" alt="Leaf grabber" width="700" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4922" /></a><i>Grabbers: give \'em a big hand</i></center>\r\n\r\nNow, what if you cannot obtain a teenager? You could splash out on a leaf blower if you want to deafen the neighbours or a leaf vacuum. And some machines blow and suck if you are that way inclined. You will find them in the Argos catalogue or the Ann Summers shop.\r\n\r\nMy next-door neighbour, paunchy Mr Hollywood, has one and swaggers around the garden, making a great deal of noise and waving it around for us all to see. Whereas, elderly Mrs Berry on the other side, who is famous for making cakes for the WI, likes to vacuum her lawn in a more dignified fashion.\r\n\r\nMr Hollywood, who, thank goodness is moving to a new job at Channel 4 with, as he vulgarly says, "more bread, better crumpet and a bigger rise", flirts with all the villagers with his blue eyes twinkling. He keeps making double entendres as he furtively rearranges his butternut squashes inside his tight jeans.\r\n\r\nIf your lawn is full of moss and weed, now is the time to gouge them out. It is called scarifying. (Well, it is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rude-pumpkin/">Halloween</a>!).\r\n\r\nTalking of which my pumpkins (Diannius Abbottom) have swollen nicely over the allotment and fortunately, my house is already full of cobwebs so no need to buy those pretend ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/donald-trump-mask-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/donald-trump-mask-1.jpg" alt="Donald Trump Mask" width="402" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4921" /></a><i>Terrifying: more scary than real Trump</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy husband has this awful mask (see above) ready to scare the shite out of any children or sensitive adults who have the temerity to knock on the door while Coronation Street is on.\r\n\r\nDo remember, before you let your children go begging for sweets from strangers, that Trick or Treat night can be a terrible ordeal for some, especially that Jonathan Woss, who never speaks of it.\r\n\r\nBut if you must celebrate the witching hour, remember to eat, drink and be scary.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHalloween is a great time to rip the dead heads off your flowers and Magic away all the dried garden debris. Cut your roses back by a third to stop them getting blown to buggery in the winter winds. Give your greenhouse a good scrub and a dousing of disinfectant to prevent any insects overwintering and treating the place like a hotel. It\'s also time to get your bulbs in, especially the gorgeous alliums. Gobemaster is a giant stunner with enormous balls, just like Mr Hollywood. Divide your rhubarb crowns to make more plants (i.e. more crumble with custard).\r\n\r\n<strong>Jobs to do this week</strong>\r\n* Dig out your tubers, like dahlias, to store in the dry until Spring.\r\n* Dig out your big knickers or thermal Long Johns ready for the cold snaps ahead. You don\'t want your privets to freeze.\r\n* Cut down your runner beans now they are finishing. You can save the beanstalks for the compost... or a Christmas pantomime.\r\n\r\n<strong>Your problems answered</strong>\r\n* Mrs Clinton from New York (my fame is spreading): My goodness, there seem to be horrible pests all over your land. You need to eradicate them once and for all. But one thing you don\'t need is a garden handyman!\r\n* Mr Trump from Tuddenham: All tender plants need protecting as the weather gets colder, especially your banana. Either keep it indoors or keep it well covered up.\r\n* Willy from Woodbridge: The orchid you sent me a picture of is genus Dracula, but don\'t worry. It won\'t bite you in the middle of the night. Yes, I\'m sure your girlfriend will love it if you give her one for Halloween. Remember demons are a girl\'s best friend.\r\n\r\nKeep your problems coming, dear readers. It keeps me off the streets!\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>', 'Time for the Great British Rake-Off', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4918-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-17 09:28:44', '2018-10-17 09:28:44', '', 4918, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4918-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9718, 1, '2018-10-19 09:31:02', '2018-10-19 09:31:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norwich-is-inbred.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norwich-is-inbred.jpg" alt="Norwich is inbredd" width="512" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9719" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nGoogle has officially declared that Norwich is inbred, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTyping in \'Norwich is\' into the search engine (<em>see photo</em>) comes up with some interesting autocomplete answers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut it is the fact that "Norwich is inbred" which is the most damning indictment of life in the backward rural city.\r\n\r\nThe good people of neighbouring Suffolk have always said big-eared yokels in Norfolk had evolved from generations of inbreeding.\r\n\r\nNow, Google, which knows everything, seems to agree.\r\n\r\nSearch engine expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "If you ever need to check anything, you go to Google.\r\n\r\n"Your investigation about Norwich inbreeding confirms Google is on the mark as usual."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 28, who lives in Norwich with his sister and their eight children, said: "What is Google?\r\n\r\n"We don\'t allow the interweb here. It\'s witchcraft."\r\n\r\nOut of fairness, Suffolk Gazette investigators typed in \'Ipswich is\' into Google, which promptly suggested: Ipswich is a dump.', 'Google confirms Norwich is inbred', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-is-inbred-google', '', '', '2018-10-19 09:31:02', '2018-10-19 09:31:02', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=9718', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (9720, 1, '2018-10-19 09:31:02', '2018-10-19 09:31:02', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norwich-is-inbred.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/norwich-is-inbred.jpg" alt="Norwich is inbredd" width="512" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9719" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nGoogle has officially declared that Norwich is inbred, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nTyping in \'Norwich is\' into the search engine (<em>see photo</em>) comes up with some interesting autocomplete answers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut it is the fact that "Norwich is inbred" which is the most damning indictment of life in the backward rural city.\r\n\r\nThe good people of neighbouring Suffolk have always said big-eared yokels in Norfolk had evolved from generations of inbreeding.\r\n\r\nNow, Google, which knows everything, seems to agree.\r\n\r\nSearch engine expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "If you ever need to check anything, you go to Google.\r\n\r\n"Your investigation about Norwich inbreeding confirms Google is on the mark as usual."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 28, who lives in Norwich with his sister and their eight children, said: "What is Google?\r\n\r\n"We don\'t allow the interweb here. It\'s witchcraft."\r\n\r\nOut of fairness, Suffolk Gazette investigators typed in \'Ipswich is\' into Google, which promptly suggested: Ipswich is a dump.', 'Google confirms Norwich is inbred', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '9718-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-19 09:31:02', '2018-10-19 09:31:02', '', 9718, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/9718-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10180, 1, '2018-10-21 11:28:18', '2018-10-21 11:28:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Brian-and-theresa-may.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Brian-and-theresa-may.jpg" alt="Brian May and his wife Theresa" width="886" height="519" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10181" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Embattled Theresa May is making a last-ditched attempt to keep her job - by revealing legendary Queen guitarist Brian May is her husband.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister, who saw some success with her "May Bot" dancing, including bopping to ABBA on stage at the Tory conference, thinks her music association will keep her in power.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe has kept her marriage to Brian secret for many years, preferring to use an actor called Philip as her public "husband".\r\n\r\nBut these are desperate times, with the Brexit crisis threatening to engulf her leadership this week.\r\n\r\nA leadership challenge is expected any day.\r\n\r\nHowever, even the most anti-May Conservative is a closet Queen fan, and the Brian May revelation will change everything.\r\n\r\nDowning Street insider Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s been the perfect ruse for years. Philip is an actor, and Brian May\'s supposed wife Anita Dobson is also, as we all know, an actress.\r\n\r\n"The arrangement has always worked, but know we need Brian to come to his wife\'s rescue and save her Premiership."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the couple have been married for years, and a young Conservative Theresa was the inspiration for many of Queen\'s biggest hits, including:\r\n\r\n<strong>Crazy Little Thing Called Gove\r\n\r\nI Want to Break Free (from Europe)\r\n\r\nWe Will Tax You\r\n\r\nUnder Pressure\r\n\r\nAnother One Bites The Dust (Universal Credit version)\r\n\r\nSeven Seas of Rye (running through wheat fields version)\r\n\r\nSave Me\r\n\r\nI\'m Going Slightly Mad\r\n\r\nFlash (featuring Boris Johnson)</strong>', 'Theresa May unveils husband Brian to boost popularity', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'theresa-may-brian-may', '', '', '2018-10-21 11:29:39', '2018-10-21 11:29:39', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10180', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10182, 1, '2018-10-21 11:28:18', '2018-10-21 11:28:18', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Brian-and-theresa-may.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Brian-and-theresa-may.jpg" alt="Brian May and his wife Theresa" width="886" height="519" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10181" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Embattled Theresa May is making a last-ditched attempt to keep her job - by revealing legendary Queen guitarist Brian May is her husband.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister, who saw some success with her "May Bot" dancing, including bopping to ABBA on stage at the Tory conference, thinks her music association will keep her in power.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe has kept her marriage to Brian secret for many years, preferring to use an actor called Philip as her public "husband".\r\n\r\nBut these are desperate times, with the Brexit crisis threatening to engulf her leadership this week.\r\n\r\nA leadership challenge is expected any day.\r\n\r\nHowever, even the most anti-May Conservative is a closet Queen fan, and the Brian May revelation will change everything.\r\n\r\nDowning Street insider Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s been the perfect ruse for years. Philip is an actor, and Brian May\'s supposed wife Anita Dobson is also, as we all know, an actress.\r\n\r\n"The arrangement has always worked, but know we need Brian to come to his wife\'s rescue and save her Premiership."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the couple have been married for years, and a young Conservative Theresa may have been the inspiration for many of Queen\'s biggest hits, including:\r\n\r\n<strong>Crazy Little Thing Called Gove\r\n\r\nI Want to Break Free (from Europe)\r\n\r\nWe Will Tax You\r\n\r\nUnder Pressure\r\n\r\nAnother One Bites The Dust (Universal Credit version)\r\n\r\nSeven Seas of Rye (running through wheat fields version)\r\n\r\nSave Me\r\n\r\nI\'m Going Slightly Mad\r\n\r\nFlash (featuring Boris Johnson)</strong>', 'Theresa May unveils husband Brian to boost popularity', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10180-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-21 11:28:18', '2018-10-21 11:28:18', '', 10180, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10180-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10183, 1, '2018-10-21 11:29:39', '2018-10-21 11:29:39', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Brian-and-theresa-may.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Brian-and-theresa-may.jpg" alt="Brian May and his wife Theresa" width="886" height="519" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10181" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Embattled Theresa May is making a last-ditched attempt to keep her job - by revealing legendary Queen guitarist Brian May is her husband.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Prime Minister, who saw some success with her "May Bot" dancing, including bopping to ABBA on stage at the Tory conference, thinks her music association will keep her in power.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe has kept her marriage to Brian secret for many years, preferring to use an actor called Philip as her public "husband".\r\n\r\nBut these are desperate times, with the Brexit crisis threatening to engulf her leadership this week.\r\n\r\nA leadership challenge is expected any day.\r\n\r\nHowever, even the most anti-May Conservative is a closet Queen fan, and the Brian May revelation will change everything.\r\n\r\nDowning Street insider Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s been the perfect ruse for years. Philip is an actor, and Brian May\'s supposed wife Anita Dobson is also, as we all know, an actress.\r\n\r\n"The arrangement has always worked, but know we need Brian to come to his wife\'s rescue and save her Premiership."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is believed the couple have been married for years, and a young Conservative Theresa was the inspiration for many of Queen\'s biggest hits, including:\r\n\r\n<strong>Crazy Little Thing Called Gove\r\n\r\nI Want to Break Free (from Europe)\r\n\r\nWe Will Tax You\r\n\r\nUnder Pressure\r\n\r\nAnother One Bites The Dust (Universal Credit version)\r\n\r\nSeven Seas of Rye (running through wheat fields version)\r\n\r\nSave Me\r\n\r\nI\'m Going Slightly Mad\r\n\r\nFlash (featuring Boris Johnson)</strong>', 'Theresa May unveils husband Brian to boost popularity', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10180-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-21 11:29:39', '2018-10-21 11:29:39', '', 10180, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10180-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10184, 1, '2018-10-22 11:19:01', '2018-10-22 11:19:01', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg" alt="rude pumpkin" width="540" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7761" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA grumpy homeowner who left a rude Halloween pumpkin in his window has been forced to remove it by police.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said she was fed up with trick or treat kids knocking on her door asking for sweets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo she carefully carved the words "Fuck Off" into her pumpkin, popped a candle inside and left it in the front window for all to see.\r\n\r\nBut while many people in Framlingham saw the funny side, some parents complained and one rang the police in disgust.\r\n\r\n"Officers came round and had a word," farm bean picker Ms Fisher said.\r\n\r\n"They actually thought it was very funny and one even took a photo of it on his phone.\r\n\r\n"But at the end of the day they said I was potentially in breach of the peace, so they asked me to remove it. I have made it into a tasty soup instead."\r\n\r\n<h3>Rude pumpkin</h3>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police sergeant said: "We had an unusual call about a rude pumpkin, so we sent two officers around to the address.\r\n\r\n"We spoke to the homeowner who claimed it was a joke to keep children from knocking on her door trick or treating.\r\n\r\n"She has now removed the offending fruit and we will not be taking the matter any further."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher, who is divorced and has two grown-up children, added: "I expect when I become a grandmother I will need to be better behaved."\r\n\r\nA neighbour who asked not to be named said: "I thought it was brilliant. It made my day when I saw it in her front window."', 'Police force woman to remove rude Halloween pumpkin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7760-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-22 11:19:01', '2018-10-22 11:19:01', '', 7760, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7760-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10185, 1, '2018-10-22 11:19:52', '2018-10-22 11:19:52', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/swear-pumpkin.jpg" alt="rude pumpkin" width="540" height="553" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7761" /></a>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA grumpy homeowner who left a rude Halloween pumpkin in her window has been forced to remove it by police.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said she was fed up with trick or treat kids knocking on her door asking for sweets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSo she carefully carved the words "Fuck Off" into her pumpkin, popped a candle inside and left it in the front window for all to see.\r\n\r\nBut while many people in Framlingham saw the funny side, some parents complained and one rang the police in disgust.\r\n\r\n"Officers came round and had a word," farm bean picker Ms Fisher said.\r\n\r\n"They actually thought it was very funny and one even took a photo of it on his phone.\r\n\r\n"But at the end of the day they said I was potentially in breach of the peace, so they asked me to remove it. I have made it into a tasty soup instead."\r\n\r\n<h3>Rude pumpkin</h3>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police sergeant said: "We had an unusual call about a rude pumpkin, so we sent two officers around to the address.\r\n\r\n"We spoke to the homeowner who claimed it was a joke to keep children from knocking on her door trick or treating.\r\n\r\n"She has now removed the offending fruit and we will not be taking the matter any further."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nMs Fisher, who is divorced and has two grown-up children, added: "I expect when I become a grandmother I will need to be better behaved."\r\n\r\nA neighbour who asked not to be named said: "I thought it was brilliant. It made my day when I saw it in her front window."', 'Police force woman to remove rude Halloween pumpkin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7760-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-22 11:19:52', '2018-10-22 11:19:52', '', 7760, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7760-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10186, 1, '2018-10-23 15:33:58', '2018-10-23 15:33:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/brexit.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/brexit.jpg" alt="Brexit flags" width="500" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10187" /></a>\r\n\r\nWithout exception, Brexit continues to be planet Earth’s number one <a href="https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/15/we-are-terrified-for-the-future-say-young-people-as-brexit-crunch-talks-fail-again-8038071/">favourite topic</a>. We can’t get enough of it: We’re bringing it up to strangers in the streets, watching hours of television about it and we here at Suffolk Gazette are demanding that Belvita or Kellogg’s make a breakfast biscuit named after this wondrous, historical event. Just imagine how well that advertising campaign would do, with slogans like “never wake up without remembering Brexit ever again!” or “a Brexit breakfast is a completely rational and intelligent choice that you have made, well done!”\r\n\r\nReally, it’s incredible that something that happened forty-six years ago in NMCT (News Media Coverage Time) continues to be on the tip of the nation’s, no, the globe’s tongue. Every day there are new people chiming in on the debate on every social media platform, unable to stop thinking about it. Heck, you can even dabble in <a href="https://www.paddypower.com/politics?tab=brexit-specials">Brexit betting</a> now and place wagers on whether there will be a successful deal by March 2019 or if Theresa May will still be Prime Minister by April. By the way, the latter is 1/4, while the UK applying to rejoin by 2027 is 5/6 on Paddy Power. It was only a matter of time before we discovered what those on the other side of the planet, in countries with laws that are somehow not made up by the European Union, had to say.\r\n\r\n<strong>China, October 17 2018</strong>. It was a Wednesday. Or a WhensMaygonnamakeadealday, as it will soon be known. Comedian, producer and presenter Richard Osman of Pointless fame exists. Of course, everyone knows Richard Osman was created in a laboratory to restore balance to the universe after researchers found out Ricky Gervais would one day be famous. He is also the father of a child, and one that lives in China at that.\r\n\r\nEvery so often, Osman will tweet photos that his daughter has sent him of hilarious mistranslations found all across China. Take this one, for example, in which the Chinese government or a neighbourhood watch member in charge of a really weird street tells citizens what they expect.\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite. <a href="https://t.co/GYtunWsm3g">pic.twitter.com/GYtunWsm3g</a></p>&mdash; Richard Osman (@richardosman) <a href="https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/782904701599813632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">3 October 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nFor a long time, female child Osman’s pictures seemed light-hearted – it’s all fun and games on the path to discovery. However, this all changed when Daddy Osman tweeted a snippet of Chinese language that made us all reconsider the <a href="http://www.engrish.com/">Engrish</a> we’d been reading. Perhaps, it seemed, the people of China knew more about Brexit, the English language and how humanity should function as a society than we ever considered. \r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey everyone. I don’t want to plunge us into a constitutional crisis, but I’ve just discovered that the Chinese have exactly the same word for ‘Leave’ and ‘Remain’. <a href="https://t.co/2r8oa5sZjb">pic.twitter.com/2r8oa5sZjb</a></p>&mdash; Richard Osman (@richardosman) <a href="https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/1052481501428776960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nThat’s right: the Chinese have a word that means both “leave” and “remain”. Sure, Osman says that he doesn’t “want to plunge us into a constitutional crisis”, but we’re not sure how this can go ignored. Some people couldn’t ignore it and swiftly responded:\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So do the English: if you leave something where it is, it remains; worst Electoral Commission decision ever <a href="https://t.co/uDTInrd8VJ">https://t.co/uDTInrd8VJ</a></p>&mdash; John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/1052641002983370752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ah, contronyms! An excellent part of the language. Like &#39;sanction&#39; - to give permission but ALSO to penalise for disobedience.</p>&mdash; CarolynTH (@Carolyn_Ten) <a href="https://twitter.com/Carolyn_Ten/status/1052534069169479680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nWe are truly flabbergasted, as should you all be as well. For now, we’ll just have to wait and see if this changes anything. There is one thing we definitely know for sure: We want those Brexit breakfast biscuits.\r\n\r\n<em>Photo: "<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/tiocfaidh_ar_la_1916/44588149944/">Rights of Irish citizens in North a thor</a>" (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/">CC BY-ND 2.0</a>) by <a href="https://www.flickr.com/people/tiocfaidh_ar_la_1916/">Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916</a></em>', 'Richard Osman discovers China’s take on Brexit', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'richard-osman-china-brexit', '', '', '2018-10-23 15:47:14', '2018-10-23 15:47:14', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10186', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10188, 1, '2018-10-23 15:32:24', '2018-10-23 15:32:24', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/brexit.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/brexit.jpg" alt="Brexit flags" width="500" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10187" /></a>\r\n\r\nWithout exception, Brexit continues to be planet Earth’s number one <a href="https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/15/we-are-terrified-for-the-future-say-young-people-as-brexit-crunch-talks-fail-again-8038071/">favourite topic</a>. We can’t get enough of it: We’re bringing it up to strangers in the streets, watching hours of television about it and we here at Suffolk Gazette are demanding that Belvita or Kellogg’s make a breakfast biscuit named after this wondrous, historical event. Just imagine how well that advertising campaign would do, with slogans like “never wake up without remembering Brexit ever again!” or “a Brexit breakfast is a completely rational and intelligent choice that you have made, well done!”\r\n\r\nReally, it’s incredible that something that happened forty-six years ago in NMCT (News Media Coverage Time) continues to be on the tip of the nation’s, no, the globe’s tongue. Every day there are new people chiming in on the debate on every social media platform, unable to stop thinking about it. Heck, you can even dabble in <a href="https://www.paddypower.com/politics?tab=brexit-specials">Brexit betting</a> now and place wagers on whether there will be a successful deal by March 2019 or if Theresa May will still be Prime Minister by April. By the way, the latter is 1/4, while the UK applying to rejoin by 2027 is 5/6 on Paddy Power. It was only a matter of time before we discovered what those on the other side of the planet, in countries with laws that are somehow not made up by the European Union, had to say.\r\n\r\nChina, October 17 2018. It was a Wednesday. Or a WhensMaygonnamakeadealday, as it will soon be known. Comedian, producer and presenter Richard Osman of Pointless fame exists. Of course, everyone knows Richard Osman was created in a laboratory to restore balance to the universe after researchers found out Ricky Gervais would one day be famous. He is also the father of a child, and one that lives in China at that.\r\n\r\nEvery so often, Osman will tweet photos that his daughter has sent him of hilarious mistranslations found all across China. Take this one, for example, in which the Chinese government or a neighbourhood watch member in charge of a really weird street tells citizens what they expect.\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite. <a href="https://t.co/GYtunWsm3g">pic.twitter.com/GYtunWsm3g</a></p>&mdash; Richard Osman (@richardosman) <a href="https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/782904701599813632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">3 October 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nFor a long time, female child Osman’s pictures seemed light-hearted – it’s all fun and games on the path to discovery. However, this all changed when Daddy Osman tweeted a snippet of Chinese language that made us all reconsider the <a href="http://www.engrish.com/">Engrish</a> we’d been reading. Perhaps, it seemed, the people of China knew more about Brexit, the English language and how humanity should function as a society than we ever considered. \r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey everyone. I don’t want to plunge us into a constitutional crisis, but I’ve just discovered that the Chinese have exactly the same word for ‘Leave’ and ‘Remain’. <a href="https://t.co/2r8oa5sZjb">pic.twitter.com/2r8oa5sZjb</a></p>&mdash; Richard Osman (@richardosman) <a href="https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/1052481501428776960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nThat’s right: the Chinese have a word that means both “leave” and “remain”. Sure, Osman says that he doesn’t “want to plunge us into a constitutional crisis”, but we’re not sure how this can go ignored. Some people couldn’t ignore it and swiftly responded:\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So do the English: if you leave something where it is, it remains; worst Electoral Commission decision ever <a href="https://t.co/uDTInrd8VJ">https://t.co/uDTInrd8VJ</a></p>&mdash; John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/1052641002983370752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ah, contronyms! An excellent part of the language. Like &#39;sanction&#39; - to give permission but ALSO to penalise for disobedience.</p>&mdash; CarolynTH (@Carolyn_Ten) <a href="https://twitter.com/Carolyn_Ten/status/1052534069169479680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nWe are truly flabbergasted, as should you all be as well. For now, we’ll just have to wait and see if this changes anything. There is one thing we definitely know for sure: We want those Brexit breakfast biscuits.\r\n\r\n<em>Photo: "<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/tiocfaidh_ar_la_1916/44588149944/">Rights of Irish citizens in North a thor</a>" (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/">CC BY-ND 2.0</a>) by <a href="https://www.flickr.com/people/tiocfaidh_ar_la_1916/">Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916</a>', 'Richard Osman discovers China’s take on Brexit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10186-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-23 15:32:24', '2018-10-23 15:32:24', '', 10186, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10186-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10189, 1, '2018-10-23 15:34:21', '2018-10-23 15:34:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/brexit.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/brexit.jpg" alt="Brexit flags" width="500" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10187" /></a>\r\n\r\nWithout exception, Brexit continues to be planet Earth’s number one <a href="https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/15/we-are-terrified-for-the-future-say-young-people-as-brexit-crunch-talks-fail-again-8038071/">favourite topic</a>. We can’t get enough of it: We’re bringing it up to strangers in the streets, watching hours of television about it and we here at Suffolk Gazette are demanding that Belvita or Kellogg’s make a breakfast biscuit named after this wondrous, historical event. Just imagine how well that advertising campaign would do, with slogans like “never wake up without remembering Brexit ever again!” or “a Brexit breakfast is a completely rational and intelligent choice that you have made, well done!”\r\n\r\nReally, it’s incredible that something that happened forty-six years ago in NMCT (News Media Coverage Time) continues to be on the tip of the nation’s, no, the globe’s tongue. Every day there are new people chiming in on the debate on every social media platform, unable to stop thinking about it. Heck, you can even dabble in <a href="https://www.paddypower.com/politics?tab=brexit-specials">Brexit betting</a> now and place wagers on whether there will be a successful deal by March 2019 or if Theresa May will still be Prime Minister by April. By the way, the latter is 1/4, while the UK applying to rejoin by 2027 is 5/6 on Paddy Power. It was only a matter of time before we discovered what those on the other side of the planet, in countries with laws that are somehow not made up by the European Union, had to say.\r\n\r\n<strong>China, October 17 2018</strong>. It was a Wednesday. Or a WhensMaygonnamakeadealday, as it will soon be known. Comedian, producer and presenter Richard Osman of Pointless fame exists. Of course, everyone knows Richard Osman was created in a laboratory to restore balance to the universe after researchers found out Ricky Gervais would one day be famous. He is also the father of a child, and one that lives in China at that.\r\n\r\nEvery so often, Osman will tweet photos that his daughter has sent him of hilarious mistranslations found all across China. Take this one, for example, in which the Chinese government or a neighbourhood watch member in charge of a really weird street tells citizens what they expect.\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite. <a href="https://t.co/GYtunWsm3g">pic.twitter.com/GYtunWsm3g</a></p>&mdash; Richard Osman (@richardosman) <a href="https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/782904701599813632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">3 October 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nFor a long time, female child Osman’s pictures seemed light-hearted – it’s all fun and games on the path to discovery. However, this all changed when Daddy Osman tweeted a snippet of Chinese language that made us all reconsider the <a href="http://www.engrish.com/">Engrish</a> we’d been reading. Perhaps, it seemed, the people of China knew more about Brexit, the English language and how humanity should function as a society than we ever considered. \r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey everyone. I don’t want to plunge us into a constitutional crisis, but I’ve just discovered that the Chinese have exactly the same word for ‘Leave’ and ‘Remain’. <a href="https://t.co/2r8oa5sZjb">pic.twitter.com/2r8oa5sZjb</a></p>&mdash; Richard Osman (@richardosman) <a href="https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/1052481501428776960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nThat’s right: the Chinese have a word that means both “leave” and “remain”. Sure, Osman says that he doesn’t “want to plunge us into a constitutional crisis”, but we’re not sure how this can go ignored. Some people couldn’t ignore it and swiftly responded:\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So do the English: if you leave something where it is, it remains; worst Electoral Commission decision ever <a href="https://t.co/uDTInrd8VJ">https://t.co/uDTInrd8VJ</a></p>&mdash; John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/1052641002983370752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ah, contronyms! An excellent part of the language. Like &#39;sanction&#39; - to give permission but ALSO to penalise for disobedience.</p>&mdash; CarolynTH (@Carolyn_Ten) <a href="https://twitter.com/Carolyn_Ten/status/1052534069169479680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nWe are truly flabbergasted, as should you all be as well. For now, we’ll just have to wait and see if this changes anything. There is one thing we definitely know for sure: We want those Brexit breakfast biscuits.\r\n\r\n<em>Photo: "<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/tiocfaidh_ar_la_1916/44588149944/">Rights of Irish citizens in North a thor</a>" (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/">CC BY-ND 2.0</a>) by <a href="https://www.flickr.com/people/tiocfaidh_ar_la_1916/">Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916</a>', 'Richard Osman discovers China’s take on Brexit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10186-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-23 15:34:21', '2018-10-23 15:34:21', '', 10186, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10186-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10190, 1, '2018-10-23 15:44:12', '2018-10-23 15:44:12', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg" alt="World&#039;s smallest container ship" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5283" /></a>\n\n<strong>The world\'s smallest container ship is expected to arrive at Felixstowe Port later this week.</strong>\n\nThe vessel, MCS Hercules, <em>pictured above</em>, is en route from China and is carrying a container of plastic cutlery for retail giant TK Maxx.\n\n\n\nKeen boat watchers will flock to the Suffolk port on Friday to watch the ship, which is just 23 feet long and big enough for only one shipping container.\n\nThe owners of the wooden vessel say it is economical to run shipments around the world because it pays its crew of six so little. They do not have any living accommodation on board for the perilous three-month voyage. \n\nA spokesman said: "Our clients prefer the personal service that the Hercules offers.\n\n"No longer do they have to load their container up with thousands of others on those gigantic container ships you normally see arriving at Felixstowe.\n\n"Also we do not need to pay Felixstowe Port any money for sending out a pilot ship to meet us and guide us safely to dock. We can just glide in without any fuss at all."\n\nHe added that the Hercules was the seventh one-container ship they had owned because the previous six had overturned and sunk in the Indian Ocean or Pacific.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nShipping enthusiast Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s so weeny and cute. It\'s amazing it got here in one piece."', 'World\'s smallest container ship heading for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5282-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-23 15:44:12', '2018-10-23 15:44:12', '', 5282, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5282-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10191, 1, '2018-10-23 15:44:33', '2018-10-23 15:44:33', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/smallest-container-ship.jpg" alt="World&#039;s smallest container ship" width="640" height="480" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5283" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The world\'s smallest container ship is expected to arrive at Felixstowe Port later this week.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe vessel, MCS Hercules, <em>pictured above</em>, is en route from China and is carrying a container of plastic cutlery for retail giant TK Maxx.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKeen boat watchers will flock to the Suffolk port on Friday to watch the ship, which is just 23 feet long and big enough for only one shipping container.\r\n\r\nThe owners of the wooden vessel say it is economical to run shipments around the world because it pays its crew of six so little. They do not have any living accommodation on board for the perilous three-month voyage. \r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "Our clients prefer the personal service that the Hercules offers.\r\n\r\n"No longer do they have to load their container up with thousands of others on those gigantic container ships you normally see arriving at Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n"Also we do not need to pay Felixstowe Port any money for sending out a pilot ship to meet us and guide us safely to dock. We can just glide in without any fuss at all."\r\n\r\nHe added that the Hercules was the seventh one-container ship they had owned because the previous six had overturned and sunk in the Indian Ocean or Pacific.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nShipping enthusiast Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "It\'s so weeny and cute. It\'s amazing it got here in one piece."', 'World\'s smallest container ship heading for Suffolk', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '5282-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-23 15:44:33', '2018-10-23 15:44:33', '', 5282, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/5282-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10192, 1, '2018-10-23 15:47:14', '2018-10-23 15:47:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/brexit.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/brexit.jpg" alt="Brexit flags" width="500" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10187" /></a>\r\n\r\nWithout exception, Brexit continues to be planet Earth’s number one <a href="https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/15/we-are-terrified-for-the-future-say-young-people-as-brexit-crunch-talks-fail-again-8038071/">favourite topic</a>. We can’t get enough of it: We’re bringing it up to strangers in the streets, watching hours of television about it and we here at Suffolk Gazette are demanding that Belvita or Kellogg’s make a breakfast biscuit named after this wondrous, historical event. Just imagine how well that advertising campaign would do, with slogans like “never wake up without remembering Brexit ever again!” or “a Brexit breakfast is a completely rational and intelligent choice that you have made, well done!”\r\n\r\nReally, it’s incredible that something that happened forty-six years ago in NMCT (News Media Coverage Time) continues to be on the tip of the nation’s, no, the globe’s tongue. Every day there are new people chiming in on the debate on every social media platform, unable to stop thinking about it. Heck, you can even dabble in <a href="https://www.paddypower.com/politics?tab=brexit-specials">Brexit betting</a> now and place wagers on whether there will be a successful deal by March 2019 or if Theresa May will still be Prime Minister by April. By the way, the latter is 1/4, while the UK applying to rejoin by 2027 is 5/6 on Paddy Power. It was only a matter of time before we discovered what those on the other side of the planet, in countries with laws that are somehow not made up by the European Union, had to say.\r\n\r\n<strong>China, October 17 2018</strong>. It was a Wednesday. Or a WhensMaygonnamakeadealday, as it will soon be known. Comedian, producer and presenter Richard Osman of Pointless fame exists. Of course, everyone knows Richard Osman was created in a laboratory to restore balance to the universe after researchers found out Ricky Gervais would one day be famous. He is also the father of a child, and one that lives in China at that.\r\n\r\nEvery so often, Osman will tweet photos that his daughter has sent him of hilarious mistranslations found all across China. Take this one, for example, in which the Chinese government or a neighbourhood watch member in charge of a really weird street tells citizens what they expect.\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite. <a href="https://t.co/GYtunWsm3g">pic.twitter.com/GYtunWsm3g</a></p>&mdash; Richard Osman (@richardosman) <a href="https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/782904701599813632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">3 October 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nFor a long time, female child Osman’s pictures seemed light-hearted – it’s all fun and games on the path to discovery. However, this all changed when Daddy Osman tweeted a snippet of Chinese language that made us all reconsider the <a href="http://www.engrish.com/">Engrish</a> we’d been reading. Perhaps, it seemed, the people of China knew more about Brexit, the English language and how humanity should function as a society than we ever considered. \r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey everyone. I don’t want to plunge us into a constitutional crisis, but I’ve just discovered that the Chinese have exactly the same word for ‘Leave’ and ‘Remain’. <a href="https://t.co/2r8oa5sZjb">pic.twitter.com/2r8oa5sZjb</a></p>&mdash; Richard Osman (@richardosman) <a href="https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/1052481501428776960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nThat’s right: the Chinese have a word that means both “leave” and “remain”. Sure, Osman says that he doesn’t “want to plunge us into a constitutional crisis”, but we’re not sure how this can go ignored. Some people couldn’t ignore it and swiftly responded:\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So do the English: if you leave something where it is, it remains; worst Electoral Commission decision ever <a href="https://t.co/uDTInrd8VJ">https://t.co/uDTInrd8VJ</a></p>&mdash; John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/1052641002983370752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\n<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ah, contronyms! An excellent part of the language. Like &#39;sanction&#39; - to give permission but ALSO to penalise for disobedience.</p>&mdash; CarolynTH (@Carolyn_Ten) <a href="https://twitter.com/Carolyn_Ten/status/1052534069169479680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 October 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>\r\n\r\nWe are truly flabbergasted, as should you all be as well. For now, we’ll just have to wait and see if this changes anything. There is one thing we definitely know for sure: We want those Brexit breakfast biscuits.\r\n\r\n<em>Photo: "<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/tiocfaidh_ar_la_1916/44588149944/">Rights of Irish citizens in North a thor</a>" (<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/">CC BY-ND 2.0</a>) by <a href="https://www.flickr.com/people/tiocfaidh_ar_la_1916/">Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916</a></em>', 'Richard Osman discovers China’s take on Brexit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10186-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-23 15:47:14', '2018-10-23 15:47:14', '', 10186, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10186-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10195, 1, '2018-10-25 07:59:21', '2018-10-25 07:59:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg" alt="Ipswich finally get out of the Championship" width="702" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10196" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town are finally getting out of the Championship at their 17th attempt, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk club looks certain to leave England\'s second-tier behind, ending years of pain and mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the news is even more remarkable because manager Paul Hurst has done it at his first attempt.\r\n\r\nHe took just a couple of months to achieve what Joe Royle, Jim Magilton, Roy Keane, Paul Jewell and Mick McCarthy failed to do in 16 years.\r\n\r\n<h3>**BREAKING NEWS: PAUL HURST SACKED, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/paul-lambert-big-shoes/">NEW BOSS HAS BIG SHOES TO FILL</a>**</H3>\r\n\r\nIpswich Town spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We are absolutely thrilled to announce that Ipswich Town, under Paul Hurst\'s leadership, are finally getting out of the Championship.\r\n\r\n"Relegation to League One is now nailed on, and we\'re only in October."\r\n\r\nThe club sits proudly at the bottom of the league after the latest confident and skilful performance at Leeds United last night.\r\n\r\nLeeds looked awful and destined for the Premiership.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJubilant Ipswich fans are already planning away days for next season at exciting new footballing destinations like Rochdale, Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, said: "Finally we\'ve done it. Well done to Paul Hurst and his team, and to Marcus Evans for appointing him.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll be playing Gillingham next season, which is in Kent, so the closest we\'ve been to Europe since George Burley was in charge."', 'Ipswich Town get out of the Championship at 17th attempt', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-town-championship', '', '', '2018-10-25 17:38:36', '2018-10-25 17:38:36', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10195', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10197, 1, '2018-10-25 07:59:21', '2018-10-25 07:59:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg" alt="Ipswich finally get out of the Championship" width="702" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10196" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town are finally getting out of the Championship at their 17th attempt, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk club look certain to leave England\'s second-tier behind, ending years of mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the news is even more remarkable because manager Paul Hurst did it at his first attempt.\r\n\r\nHe took just a couple of months to achieve what Joe Royal, Jim Magilton, Roy Keane, Paul Jewell and Mick McCarthy failed to do in 16 years.\r\n\r\nIpswich Town spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We are absolutely thrilled to announce that Ipswich Town, under Paul Hurst\'s leadership, are finally getting out of the Championship.\r\n\r\n"Relegation is now nailed on, and we\'re only in October."\r\n\r\nThe club sit proudly at the bottom of the league after the latest proud performance at Leeds United last night.\r\n\r\nLeeds look awful and destined for the Premiership.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJubilant Ipswich fans are already planning their away days for next season at exciting footballing destinations like Rochdale, Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, said: "Finally we\'ve done it. Well done to Paul Hurst and his team, and to Marcus Evans for appointing him.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll be playing Gillingham next season, which is the closest we\'ve been to Europe since George Burley was in charge."', 'Ipswich Town get out of the Championship at 17th attempt', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10195-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-25 07:59:21', '2018-10-25 07:59:21', '', 10195, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10198, 1, '2018-10-25 17:38:23', '2018-10-25 17:38:23', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg" alt="Ipswich finally get out of the Championship" width="702" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10196" /></a>\n\n<strong>Ipswich Town are finally getting out of the Championship at their 17th attempt, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThe Suffolk club looks certain to leave England\'s second-tier behind, ending years of pain and mediocrity.\n\n\n\nAnd the news is even more remarkable because manager Paul Hurst has done it at his first attempt.\n\nHe took just a couple of months to achieve what Joe Royle, Jim Magilton, Roy Keane, Paul Jewell and Mick McCarthy failed to do in 16 years.\n\n<h3>**BREAKING NEWS: PAUL HURST SACKED, NEW BOSS HAS BIG SHOES TO FILL**</H3>\n\nIpswich Town spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We are absolutely thrilled to announce that Ipswich Town, under Paul Hurst\'s leadership, are finally getting out of the Championship.\n\n"Relegation to League One is now nailed on, and we\'re only in October."\n\nThe club sits proudly at the bottom of the league after the latest confident and skilful performance at Leeds United last night.\n\nLeeds looked awful and destined for the Premiership.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nJubilant Ipswich fans are already planning away days for next season at exciting new footballing destinations like Rochdale, Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley.\n\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, said: "Finally we\'ve done it. Well done to Paul Hurst and his team, and to Marcus Evans for appointing him.\n\n"We\'ll be playing Gillingham next season, which is in Kent, so the closest we\'ve been to Europe since George Burley was in charge."', 'Ipswich Town get out of the Championship at 17th attempt', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10195-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-25 17:38:23', '2018-10-25 17:38:23', '', 10195, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10195-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10199, 1, '2018-10-25 08:02:51', '2018-10-25 08:02:51', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg" alt="Ipswich finally get out of the Championship" width="702" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10196" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town are finally getting out of the Championship at their 17th attempt, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk club looks certain to leave England\'s second-tier behind, ending years of mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the news is even more remarkable because manager Paul Hurst did it at his first attempt.\r\n\r\nHe took just a couple of months to achieve what Joe Royal, Jim Magilton, Roy Keane, Paul Jewell and Mick McCarthy failed to do in 16 years.\r\n\r\nIpswich Town spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We are absolutely thrilled to announce that Ipswich Town, under Paul Hurst\'s leadership, are finally getting out of the Championship.\r\n\r\n"Relegation is now nailed on, and we\'re only in October."\r\n\r\nThe club sits proudly at the bottom of the league after the latest confident and skilful performance at Leeds United last night.\r\n\r\nLeeds looked awful and destined for the Premiership.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJubilant Ipswich fans are already planning away days for next season at exciting footballing destinations like Rochdale, Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, said: "Finally we\'ve done it. Well done to Paul Hurst and his team, and to Marcus Evans for appointing him.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll be playing Gillingham next season, which is the closest we\'ve been to Europe since George Burley was in charge."', 'Ipswich Town get out of the Championship at 17th attempt', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10195-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-25 08:02:51', '2018-10-25 08:02:51', '', 10195, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10200, 1, '2018-10-25 08:07:40', '2018-10-25 08:07:40', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg" alt="Ipswich finally get out of the Championship" width="702" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10196" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town are finally getting out of the Championship at their 17th attempt, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk club looks certain to leave England\'s second-tier behind, ending years of pain and mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the news is even more remarkable because manager Paul Hurst has done it at his first attempt.\r\n\r\nHe took just a couple of months to achieve what Joe Royle, Jim Magilton, Roy Keane, Paul Jewell and Mick McCarthy failed to do in 16 years.\r\n\r\nIpswich Town spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We are absolutely thrilled to announce that Ipswich Town, under Paul Hurst\'s leadership, are finally getting out of the Championship.\r\n\r\n"Relegation is now nailed on, and we\'re only in October."\r\n\r\nThe club sits proudly at the bottom of the league after the latest confident and skilful performance at Leeds United last night.\r\n\r\nLeeds looked awful and destined for the Premiership.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJubilant Ipswich fans are already planning away days for next season at exciting footballing destinations like Rochdale, Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, said: "Finally we\'ve done it. Well done to Paul Hurst and his team, and to Marcus Evans for appointing him.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll be playing Gillingham next season, which is the closest we\'ve been to Europe since George Burley was in charge."', 'Ipswich Town get out of the Championship at 17th attempt', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10195-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-25 08:07:40', '2018-10-25 08:07:40', '', 10195, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10203, 1, '2018-10-25 11:36:22', '2018-10-25 11:36:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg" alt="Ipswich finally get out of the Championship" width="702" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10196" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town are finally getting out of the Championship at their 17th attempt, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk club looks certain to leave England\'s second-tier behind, ending years of pain and mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the news is even more remarkable because manager Paul Hurst has done it at his first attempt.\r\n\r\nHe took just a couple of months to achieve what Joe Royle, Jim Magilton, Roy Keane, Paul Jewell and Mick McCarthy failed to do in 16 years.\r\n\r\nIpswich Town spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We are absolutely thrilled to announce that Ipswich Town, under Paul Hurst\'s leadership, are finally getting out of the Championship.\r\n\r\n"Relegation to League One is now nailed on, and we\'re only in October."\r\n\r\nThe club sits proudly at the bottom of the league after the latest confident and skilful performance at Leeds United last night.\r\n\r\nLeeds looked awful and destined for the Premiership.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJubilant Ipswich fans are already planning away days for next season at exciting footballing destinations like Rochdale, Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, said: "Finally we\'ve done it. Well done to Paul Hurst and his team, and to Marcus Evans for appointing him.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll be playing Gillingham next season, which is the closest we\'ve been to Europe since George Burley was in charge."', 'Ipswich Town get out of the Championship at 17th attempt', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10195-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-25 11:36:22', '2018-10-25 11:36:22', '', 10195, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10204, 1, '2018-10-25 11:37:53', '2018-10-25 11:37:53', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg" alt="Ipswich finally get out of the Championship" width="702" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10196" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town are finally getting out of the Championship at their 17th attempt, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk club looks certain to leave England\'s second-tier behind, ending years of pain and mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the news is even more remarkable because manager Paul Hurst has done it at his first attempt.\r\n\r\nHe took just a couple of months to achieve what Joe Royle, Jim Magilton, Roy Keane, Paul Jewell and Mick McCarthy failed to do in 16 years.\r\n\r\nIpswich Town spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We are absolutely thrilled to announce that Ipswich Town, under Paul Hurst\'s leadership, are finally getting out of the Championship.\r\n\r\n"Relegation to League One is now nailed on, and we\'re only in October."\r\n\r\nThe club sits proudly at the bottom of the league after the latest confident and skilful performance at Leeds United last night.\r\n\r\nLeeds looked awful and destined for the Premiership.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJubilant Ipswich fans are already planning away days for next season at exciting new footballing destinations like Rochdale, Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, said: "Finally we\'ve done it. Well done to Paul Hurst and his team, and to Marcus Evans for appointing him.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll be playing Gillingham next season, which is the closest we\'ve been to Europe since George Burley was in charge."', 'Ipswich Town get out of the Championship at 17th attempt', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10195-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-25 11:37:53', '2018-10-25 11:37:53', '', 10195, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10205, 1, '2018-10-25 11:38:45', '2018-10-25 11:38:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg" alt="Ipswich finally get out of the Championship" width="702" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10196" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town are finally getting out of the Championship at their 17th attempt, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk club looks certain to leave England\'s second-tier behind, ending years of pain and mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the news is even more remarkable because manager Paul Hurst has done it at his first attempt.\r\n\r\nHe took just a couple of months to achieve what Joe Royle, Jim Magilton, Roy Keane, Paul Jewell and Mick McCarthy failed to do in 16 years.\r\n\r\nIpswich Town spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We are absolutely thrilled to announce that Ipswich Town, under Paul Hurst\'s leadership, are finally getting out of the Championship.\r\n\r\n"Relegation to League One is now nailed on, and we\'re only in October."\r\n\r\nThe club sits proudly at the bottom of the league after the latest confident and skilful performance at Leeds United last night.\r\n\r\nLeeds looked awful and destined for the Premiership.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJubilant Ipswich fans are already planning away days for next season at exciting new footballing destinations like Rochdale, Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, said: "Finally we\'ve done it. Well done to Paul Hurst and his team, and to Marcus Evans for appointing him.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll be playing Gillingham next season, which is in Kent, so the closest we\'ve been to Europe since George Burley was in charge."', 'Ipswich Town get out of the Championship at 17th attempt', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10195-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-25 11:38:45', '2018-10-25 11:38:45', '', 10195, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10207, 1, '2018-10-25 17:32:25', '2018-10-25 17:32:25', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-big-shoes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-big-shoes.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert big shoes" width="1100" height="729" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10208" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Paul Lambert, the leading contender to take over as new Ipswich Town manager, has been told he has big shoes to fill.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe former Norwich City, Aston Villa, Wolves, Stoke and Colchester boss is tipped to replace Paul Hurst, who was sacked today.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHurst had a disastrous reign at Portman Road, last just a few months and sending Ipswich to the bottom of the championship.\r\n\r\nHis replacement has been warned that taking over from Mr Hurst at Portman Road will not be easy.\r\n\r\nA football expert said: "Anyone taking over from Mr Hurst has big shoes to fill.\r\n\r\n"Which is surprising because he was only five feet tall."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "If Paul Lambert does come in as manager, as the rumour mill suggests, he will have achieved his dream.\r\n\r\n"After Colchester and also Norwich, he will now finally be at the helm of East Anglia\'s biggest club."\r\n\r\nIpswich face the friendly folk of Millwall at the New Den on Saturday, but academy boss Bryan Klug will be in charge for that game.\r\n\r\nLambert is expected to be appointed next week.\r\n\r\nEarlier today, the Suffolk Gazette reported how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-town-championship/">Paul Hurst was finally getting Ipswich out of the Championship at the 17th attempt</a>.', 'Tipped new Ipswich boss Paul Lambert has big shoes to fill', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'paul-lambert-big-shoes', '', '', '2018-10-25 17:51:26', '2018-10-25 17:51:26', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10207', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10209, 1, '2018-10-25 17:32:25', '2018-10-25 17:32:25', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-big-shoes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-big-shoes.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert big shoes" width="1100" height="729" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10208" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Paul Lambert, the leading contender to take over as new Ipswich Town manager, has been told he has big shoes to fill.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe former Norwich City, Aston Villa, Wolves, Stoke and Colchester boss is tipped to replace Paul Hurst, who was sacked today.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHurst had a disastrous reign at Portman Road, last just a few months and sending Ipswich to the bottom of the championship.\r\n\r\nHis replacement has been warned that taking over from Mr Hurst at Portman Road will not be easy.\r\n\r\nA football expert said: "Anyone taking over from Mr Hurst has big shoes to fill.\r\n\r\n"Which is surprising because he was only five feet tall."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "If Paul Lambert does come in as manager, as the rumour mill suggests, he will have achieved his dream.\r\n\r\n"After Colchester and also Norwich, he will now finally be at the helm of East Anglia\'s biggest club."\r\n\r\nIpswich face the friendly folk of Millwall at the New Den on Saturday, but academy boss Bryan Klug will be in charge for that game.\r\n\r\nLambert is expected to be appointed next week.', 'Tipped new Ipswich boss Paul Lambert has big shoes to fill', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10207-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-25 17:32:25', '2018-10-25 17:32:25', '', 10207, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10210, 1, '2018-10-25 17:35:56', '2018-10-25 17:35:56', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-big-shoes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-big-shoes.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert big shoes" width="1100" height="729" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10208" /></a>\n\n<strong>Paul Lambert, the leading contender to take over as new Ipswich Town manager, has been told he has big shoes to fill.</strong>\n\nThe former Norwich City, Aston Villa, Wolves, Stoke and Colchester boss is tipped to replace Paul Hurst, who was sacked today.\n\n\n\nHurst had a disastrous reign at Portman Road, last just a few months and sending Ipswich to the bottom of the championship.\n\nHis replacement has been warned that taking over from Mr Hurst at Portman Road will not be easy.\n\nA football expert said: "Anyone taking over from Mr Hurst has big shoes to fill.\n\n"Which is surprising because he was only five feet tall."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIpswich fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "If Paul Lambert does come in as manager, as the rumour mill suggests, he will have achieved his dream.\n\n"After Colchester and also Norwich, he will now finally be at the helm of East Anglia\'s biggest club."\n\nIpswich face the friendly folk of Millwall at the New Den on Saturday, but academy boss Bryan Klug will be in charge for that game.\n\nLambert is expected to be appointed next week.\n\nEarlie', 'Tipped new Ipswich boss Paul Lambert has big shoes to fill', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10207-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-25 17:35:56', '2018-10-25 17:35:56', '', 10207, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10207-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10211, 1, '2018-10-25 17:36:57', '2018-10-25 17:36:57', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-big-shoes.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-big-shoes.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert big shoes" width="1100" height="729" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10208" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Paul Lambert, the leading contender to take over as new Ipswich Town manager, has been told he has big shoes to fill.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe former Norwich City, Aston Villa, Wolves, Stoke and Colchester boss is tipped to replace Paul Hurst, who was sacked today.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHurst had a disastrous reign at Portman Road, last just a few months and sending Ipswich to the bottom of the championship.\r\n\r\nHis replacement has been warned that taking over from Mr Hurst at Portman Road will not be easy.\r\n\r\nA football expert said: "Anyone taking over from Mr Hurst has big shoes to fill.\r\n\r\n"Which is surprising because he was only five feet tall."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIpswich fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "If Paul Lambert does come in as manager, as the rumour mill suggests, he will have achieved his dream.\r\n\r\n"After Colchester and also Norwich, he will now finally be at the helm of East Anglia\'s biggest club."\r\n\r\nIpswich face the friendly folk of Millwall at the New Den on Saturday, but academy boss Bryan Klug will be in charge for that game.\r\n\r\nLambert is expected to be appointed next week.\r\n\r\nEarlier today, the Suffolk Gazette reported how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/ipswich-town-championship/">Paul Hurst was finally getting Ipswich out of the Championship at the 17th attempt</a>.', 'Tipped new Ipswich boss Paul Lambert has big shoes to fill', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10207-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-25 17:36:57', '2018-10-25 17:36:57', '', 10207, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10207-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10212, 1, '2018-10-25 17:38:36', '2018-10-25 17:38:36', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ipswich-relegated.jpg" alt="Ipswich finally get out of the Championship" width="702" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10196" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Ipswich Town are finally getting out of the Championship at their 17th attempt, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk club looks certain to leave England\'s second-tier behind, ending years of pain and mediocrity.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd the news is even more remarkable because manager Paul Hurst has done it at his first attempt.\r\n\r\nHe took just a couple of months to achieve what Joe Royle, Jim Magilton, Roy Keane, Paul Jewell and Mick McCarthy failed to do in 16 years.\r\n\r\n<h3>**BREAKING NEWS: PAUL HURST SACKED, <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/paul-lambert-big-shoes/">NEW BOSS HAS BIG SHOES TO FILL</a>**</H3>\r\n\r\nIpswich Town spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "We are absolutely thrilled to announce that Ipswich Town, under Paul Hurst\'s leadership, are finally getting out of the Championship.\r\n\r\n"Relegation to League One is now nailed on, and we\'re only in October."\r\n\r\nThe club sits proudly at the bottom of the league after the latest confident and skilful performance at Leeds United last night.\r\n\r\nLeeds looked awful and destined for the Premiership.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nJubilant Ipswich fans are already planning away days for next season at exciting new footballing destinations like Rochdale, Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley.\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, from Woodbridge, said: "Finally we\'ve done it. Well done to Paul Hurst and his team, and to Marcus Evans for appointing him.\r\n\r\n"We\'ll be playing Gillingham next season, which is in Kent, so the closest we\'ve been to Europe since George Burley was in charge."', 'Ipswich Town get out of the Championship at 17th attempt', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10195-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-25 17:38:36', '2018-10-25 17:38:36', '', 10195, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10195-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10213, 1, '2018-10-26 13:01:33', '2018-10-26 13:01:33', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg" alt="PiggyBack Bandits" width="956" height="595" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8805" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are appealing for help in the hunt for Alan "Porkie" Jenkins, leader of the notorious PiggyBack Bandits gang.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe outlaws have brought terror to north Suffolk for years, committing violent highway robberies before escaping across fields riding on the back of their pigs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDetectives say new information has uncovered Jenkins as the brutal leader of the gang, which is thought to be responsible for 73 robberies on the A12 and A143 in the past four years alone.\r\n\r\nThe gang, normally consisting of three men on pigs, hide in bushes by the side of the road and pounce on unwary cyclists as they pass by.\r\n\r\nPhones, wallets and watches are then snatched before the robbers turn tail and trot away.\r\n\r\nViolent leader Jenkins, who is believed to have moved to Suffolk from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/videos/norfolk-gangnam-style/">Norfolk</a>, is also wanted for burning down a village hall in Botesdale, beating up a pub landlord in Rickinghall, and attempting to bribe a police officer in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We will no longer tolerate Jenkins and his so-called PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"They had developed something of a cult status in Suffolk - but there is nothing glamorous about their crimes.\r\n\r\n"It is only a matter of time before they kill someone."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nIt is thought the gang, which has a hideout somewhere near Ixworth, trains the pigs which are cheaper than horses and can hide more easily in roadside verges. \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>denied they had made a pig\'s ear of catching the gang red-handed last week when a passing patrol car allegedly stopped politely to allow some pigs to cross a country lane without realising gang members were crouched behind them.\r\n\r\n"That is a rumour put about by local author Lorraine Fisher, 34, who has been writing a gangland book about the PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"She is just after easy publicity, so ignore her," the police spokesman said.\r\n\r\nAnyone with information about Alan "Porkie" Jenkins and his PiggyBack Bandits is urged to contact Crimestoppers immediately.', 'Police hunt brutal PiggyBack Bandits gang leader', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8804-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-26 13:01:33', '2018-10-26 13:01:33', '', 8804, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8804-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10214, 1, '2018-10-26 13:02:22', '2018-10-26 13:02:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/piggyback-bandits.jpg" alt="PiggyBack Bandits" width="956" height="595" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8805" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are appealing for help in the hunt for Alan "Porkie" Jenkins, leader of the notorious PiggyBack Bandits gang.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe outlaws have brought terror to north Suffolk for years, committing violent highway robberies before escaping across fields riding on the back of their pigs.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDetectives say new information has uncovered Jenkins as the brutal leader of the gang, which is thought to be responsible for 73 robberies on the A12 and A143 in the past four years alone.\r\n\r\nThe gang, normally consisting of three men on pigs, hide in bushes by the side of the road and pounce on unwary cyclists as they pass by.\r\n\r\nPhones, wallets and watches are then snatched before the robbers turn tail and trot away.\r\n\r\nViolent leader Jenkins, who is believed to have moved to Suffolk from <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/videos/norfolk-gangnam-style/">Norfolk</a>, is also wanted for burning down a village hall in Botesdale, beating up a pub landlord in Rickinghall, and attempting to bribe a police officer in Lowestoft.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We will no longer tolerate Jenkins and his so-called PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"They had developed something of a cult status in Suffolk - but there is nothing glamorous about their crimes.\r\n\r\n"It is only a matter of time before they kill someone."\r\n\r\nIt is thought the gang, which has a hideout somewhere near Ixworth, trains the pigs which are cheaper than horses and can hide more easily in roadside verges. \r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/nothing-to-go-on/">Police </a>denied they had made a pig\'s ear of catching the gang red-handed last week when a passing patrol car allegedly stopped politely to allow some pigs to cross a country lane without realising gang members were crouched behind them.\r\n\r\n"That is a rumour put about by local author Lorraine Fisher, 34, who has been writing a gangland book about the PiggyBack Bandits.\r\n\r\n"She is just after easy publicity, so ignore her," the police spokesman said.\r\n\r\nAnyone with information about Alan "Porkie" Jenkins and his PiggyBack Bandits is urged to contact Crimestoppers immediately.', 'Police hunt brutal PiggyBack Bandits gang leader', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8804-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-26 13:02:22', '2018-10-26 13:02:22', '', 8804, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8804-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10216, 0, '2018-10-26 18:50:40', '2018-10-26 18:50:40', '', 'Jeff Adams', '', 'abandoned', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'jeff-adams', '', '', '2018-11-07 09:36:05', '2018-11-07 09:36:05', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=give_payment&#038;p=10216', 0, 'give_payment', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10218, 1, '2018-10-30 10:50:32', '2018-10-30 10:50:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg" alt="Ipswich manager Paul Lambert" width="700" height="475" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10219" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>OPINION\r\n\r\nNew Ipswich Town manager Paul Lambert pointed out at his refreshing first press conference today that football is nothing without the fans. Players might play with passion and loyalty, but they come and go. Supporters are behind the team for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich needs its fans now more than ever before. After years of mediocrity, in-fighting on the terraces, dwindling attendances, and this season\'s abysmal start under the previous manager Paul Hurst, the club is bottom of the table and faces the implosive threat of relegation to the third tier for the first time since 1957.\r\n\r\nThe bookies are not normally wrong, and they currently have Ipswich priced at 1.36 favourites to be relegated from the Championship (source: <a href="https://mybettingsites.co.uk">My Betting Sites</a>).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnder Lambert\'s experienced guidance, and with a united, loud and passionate support from the stands, we can turn it around.\r\n\r\nStarting with Preston at Portman Road this Saturday, anyone who cares about Ipswich should drop everything and get themselves a ticket.\r\n\r\nIf the ground is rocking, the players will know that they, the new management regime and the fans are in this together.\r\n\r\nUnited, we can get out of this mess under Lambert\'s experienced direction. He\'s played and managed at the highest levels of the game. Who cares that he managed Norwich City (through their most successful period, at that)? It\'s what he does at Ipswich that matters.\r\n\r\nWe, the fans, can help him do it.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert press conference" width="750" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10220" /></a><center><em>Determined: Paul Lambert at his press conference today</center></em>\r\n\r\nAt today\'s unveiling press conference, never an easy task for a new manager, Lambert came across as shrewd, determined, ambitious and selfless.\r\n\r\nSelfless? One quote was telling when asked about confidence in the current squad. "If the players make a mistake it\'s my fault," Lambert asserted, "as I am the one telling them what to do."\r\n\r\nHow refreshing is that philosophy compared with the alleged management style of the recently departed Mr Hurst and his deputy Chris Doig?\r\n\r\nAnd to us supporters, he acknowledged: "They pay a lot of money to be in that stadium, and they need to be enjoying it."\r\n\r\nAfter the perceived negative approach of Mick McCarthy and the mystery of Hurst\'s tactics, Lambert has a nailed-on philosophy that we can all get behind. "We have to play on the front foot," he said. "I don\'t like slow football."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe time for argument amongst the fanbase must end here. No more derision of the "numbskulls" for apparently forcing McCarthy out. No more hounding of owner Marcus Evans and MD Ian Milne for the way the club is run. No more harking back to what we were like nearly 30 years ago. No more debate about whether relegation would actually be that bad.\r\n\r\nIt\'s now that matters. Buy the tickets, attend Portman Road and support the team as one.\r\n\r\n<strong>Together, with the players and Paul Lambert, we can get out of this mess.</strong>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.itfc.co.uk/tickets/ticket-ts--cs/ticket-office/">Get your tickets for Saturday now</a>. Let\'s make Portman Road a fortress. Let\'s unite behind Paul Lambert and our team. ', 'OPINION: It\'s time for fans to unite behind Paul Lambert and Ipswich Town', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'paul-lambert-ipswich-town', '', '', '2018-10-30 13:47:07', '2018-10-30 13:47:07', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10218', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10220, 1, '2018-10-30 10:13:05', '2018-10-30 10:13:05', '', 'lambert press conference', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'lambert-press-conference', '', '', '2018-10-30 10:13:35', '2018-10-30 10:13:35', '', 10218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10221, 1, '2018-10-30 10:14:32', '2018-10-30 10:14:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg" alt="Ipswich manager Paul Lambert" width="700" height="475" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10219" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>OPINION\r\n\r\nNew Ipswich Town manager Paul Lambert pointed out at his refreshing first press conference today that football is nothing without the fans. Players might play with passion and loyalty, but they come and go. Supporters are behind the team for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich needs its fans now more than ever before. After years of mediocrity, in-fighting on the terraces, dwindling attendances, and this season\'s abysmal start under the previous manager Paul Hurst, the club is bottom of the table faces the implosive threat of relegation to the third tier for the first time since 1957.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnder Lambert\'s experienced guidance, and with a united, loud and passionate support from the stands, we can turn it around.\r\n\r\nStarting with Preston at Portman Road this Saturday, anyone who cares about Ipswich should drop everything and get themselves a ticket.\r\n\r\nIf the ground is rocking, the players will know that they, the new management regime and the fans are in this together.\r\n\r\nUnited, we can get out of this mess under Lambert\'s experienced direction. He\'s played and managed at the highest levels of the game. Who cares that he managed Norwich City (through their most successful period, at that)? It\'s what he does at Ipswich that matters.\r\n\r\nWe, the fans, can help him do it.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert press conference" width="750" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10220" /></a><center><em>Determined: Paul Lambert at his press conference today</center></em>\r\n\r\nAt today\'s unveiling press conference, never an easy task for a new manager, Lambert came across as shrewd, determined, ambitious and selfless.\r\n\r\nSelfless? One quote was telling when asked about confidence in the current squad. "If the players make a mistake it\'s my fault," Lambert asserted, "as I am the one telling them what to do."\r\n\r\nHow refreshing is tphilosophyed to the alleged management style of the recently departed Mr Hurst and his deputy Chris Doig?\r\n\r\nAnd to us supporters, he acknowledged: "They pay a lot of money to be in that stadium, and they need to be enjoying it."\r\n\r\nAfter the perceived negative approach of Mick McCarthy and the mystery of Hurst\'s tactics, Lambert has a nailed-on philospophy that we can all get behind. "We have to play on the front foot," he said. "I don\'t like slow football."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe time for argument amongst the fanbase must end here. No more derision of the "numbskulls" for apparently forcing McCarthy out. No more hounding of owner Marcus Evans and MD Ian Milne for the way the club is run. No more harking back to what we were like nearly 30 years ago. No more debate about whether relegation would actually be that bad.\r\n\r\nIt\'s now that matters. Buy the tickets, come to Portman Road and support the team as one.\r\n\r\nTogether, with the players and Paul Lambert we can get out of this mess.\r\n\r\nGet your tickets for Saturday now. Let\'s make Portman Road a fortresss. Let\'s unite behind Paul Lambert and our team. ', 'Time for fans to unite behind Paul Lambert and Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10218-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-30 10:14:32', '2018-10-30 10:14:32', '', 10218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10222, 1, '2018-10-30 10:54:41', '2018-10-30 10:54:41', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg" alt="Ipswich manager Paul Lambert" width="700" height="475" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10219" /></a>\n\n<strong>OPINION\n\nNew Ipswich Town manager Paul Lambert pointed out at his refreshing first press conference today that football is nothing without the fans. Players might play with passion and loyalty, but they come and go. Supporters are behind the team for life.</strong>\n\nIpswich needs its fans now more than ever before. After years of mediocrity, in-fighting on the terraces, dwindling attendances, and this season\'s abysmal start under the previous manager Paul Hurst, the club is bottom of the table and faces the implosive threat of relegation to the third tier for the first time since 1957.\n\nThe bookies are not normally wrong, and they currently have Ipswich priced at 1.36 to be relegated from the Championship (source: My Betting Sites).\n\n\n\nUnder Lambert\'s experienced guidance, and with a united, loud and passionate support from the stands, we can turn it around.\n\nStarting with Preston at Portman Road this Saturday, anyone who cares about Ipswich should drop everything and get themselves a ticket.\n\nIf the ground is rocking, the players will know that they, the new management regime and the fans are in this together.\n\nUnited, we can get out of this mess under Lambert\'s experienced direction. He\'s played and managed at the highest levels of the game. Who cares that he managed Norwich City (through their most successful period, at that)? It\'s what he does at Ipswich that matters.\n\nWe, the fans, can help him do it.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert press conference" width="750" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10220" /></a><center><em>Determined: Paul Lambert at his press conference today</center></em>\n\nAt today\'s unveiling press conference, never an easy task for a new manager, Lambert came across as shrewd, determined, ambitious and selfless.\n\nSelfless? One quote was telling when asked about confidence in the current squad. "If the players make a mistake it\'s my fault," Lambert asserted, "as I am the one telling them what to do."\n\nHow refreshing is that philosophy compared with the alleged management style of the recently departed Mr Hurst and his deputy Chris Doig?\n\nAnd to us supporters, he acknowledged: "They pay a lot of money to be in that stadium, and they need to be enjoying it."\n\nAfter the perceived negative approach of Mick McCarthy and the mystery of Hurst\'s tactics, Lambert has a nailed-on philosophy that we can all get behind. "We have to play on the front foot," he said. "I don\'t like slow football."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe time for argument amongst the fanbase must end here. No more derision of the "numbskulls" for apparently forcing McCarthy out. No more hounding of owner Marcus Evans and MD Ian Milne for the way the club is run. No more harking back to what we were like nearly 30 years ago. No more debate about whether relegation would actually be that bad.\n\nIt\'s now that matters. Buy the tickets, attend Portman Road and support the team as one.\n\n<strong>Together, with the players and Paul Lambert, we can get out of this mess.</strong>\n\n<a href="https://www.itfc.co.uk/tickets/ticket-ts--cs/ticket-office/">Get your tickets for Saturday now</a>. Let\'s make Portman Road a fortress. Let\'s unite behind Paul Lambert and our team. ', 'It\'s time for fans to unite behind Paul Lambert and Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10218-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-30 10:54:41', '2018-10-30 10:54:41', '', 10218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10218-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10223, 1, '2018-10-30 10:18:56', '2018-10-30 10:18:56', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg" alt="Ipswich manager Paul Lambert" width="700" height="475" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10219" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>OPINION\r\n\r\nNew Ipswich Town manager Paul Lambert pointed out at his refreshing first press conference today that football is nothing without the fans. Players might play with passion and loyalty, but they come and go. Supporters are behind the team for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich needs its fans now more than ever before. After years of mediocrity, in-fighting on the terraces, dwindling attendances, and this season\'s abysmal start under the previous manager Paul Hurst, the club is bottom of the table and faces the implosive threat of relegation to the third tier for the first time since 1957.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnder Lambert\'s experienced guidance, and with a united, loud and passionate support from the stands, we can turn it around.\r\n\r\nStarting with Preston at Portman Road this Saturday, anyone who cares about Ipswich should drop everything and get themselves a ticket.\r\n\r\nIf the ground is rocking, the players will know that they, the new management regime and the fans are in this together.\r\n\r\nUnited, we can get out of this mess under Lambert\'s experienced direction. He\'s played and managed at the highest levels of the game. Who cares that he managed Norwich City (through their most successful period, at that)? It\'s what he does at Ipswich that matters.\r\n\r\nWe, the fans, can help him do it.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert press conference" width="750" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10220" /></a><center><em>Determined: Paul Lambert at his press conference today</center></em>\r\n\r\nAt today\'s unveiling press conference, never an easy task for a new manager, Lambert came across as shrewd, determined, ambitious and selfless.\r\n\r\nSelfless? One quote was telling when asked about confidence in the current squad. "If the players make a mistake it\'s my fault," Lambert asserted, "as I am the one telling them what to do."\r\n\r\nHow refreshing is that philosophy compared with the alleged management style of the recently departed Mr Hurst and his deputy Chris Doig?\r\n\r\nAnd to us supporters, he acknowledged: "They pay a lot of money to be in that stadium, and they need to be enjoying it."\r\n\r\nAfter the perceived negative approach of Mick McCarthy and the mystery of Hurst\'s tactics, Lambert has a nailed-on philospophy that we can all get behind. "We have to play on the front foot," he said. "I don\'t like slow football."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe time for argument amongst the fanbase must end here. No more derision of the "numbskulls" for apparently forcing McCarthy out. No more hounding of owner Marcus Evans and MD Ian Milne for the way the club is run. No more harking back to what we were like nearly 30 years ago. No more debate about whether relegation would actually be that bad.\r\n\r\nIt\'s now that matters. Buy the tickets, attend Portman Road and support the team as one.\r\n\r\n<strong>Together, with the players and Paul Lambert, we can get out of this mess.</strong>\r\n\r\nGet your tickets for Saturday now. Let\'s make Portman Road a fortress. Let\'s unite behind Paul Lambert and our team. ', 'Time for fans to unite behind Paul Lambert and Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10218-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-30 10:18:56', '2018-10-30 10:18:56', '', 10218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10224, 1, '2018-10-30 10:21:04', '2018-10-30 10:21:04', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg" alt="Ipswich manager Paul Lambert" width="700" height="475" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10219" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>OPINION\r\n\r\nNew Ipswich Town manager Paul Lambert pointed out at his refreshing first press conference today that football is nothing without the fans. Players might play with passion and loyalty, but they come and go. Supporters are behind the team for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich needs its fans now more than ever before. After years of mediocrity, in-fighting on the terraces, dwindling attendances, and this season\'s abysmal start under the previous manager Paul Hurst, the club is bottom of the table and faces the implosive threat of relegation to the third tier for the first time since 1957.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnder Lambert\'s experienced guidance, and with a united, loud and passionate support from the stands, we can turn it around.\r\n\r\nStarting with Preston at Portman Road this Saturday, anyone who cares about Ipswich should drop everything and get themselves a ticket.\r\n\r\nIf the ground is rocking, the players will know that they, the new management regime and the fans are in this together.\r\n\r\nUnited, we can get out of this mess under Lambert\'s experienced direction. He\'s played and managed at the highest levels of the game. Who cares that he managed Norwich City (through their most successful period, at that)? It\'s what he does at Ipswich that matters.\r\n\r\nWe, the fans, can help him do it.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert press conference" width="750" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10220" /></a><center><em>Determined: Paul Lambert at his press conference today</center></em>\r\n\r\nAt today\'s unveiling press conference, never an easy task for a new manager, Lambert came across as shrewd, determined, ambitious and selfless.\r\n\r\nSelfless? One quote was telling when asked about confidence in the current squad. "If the players make a mistake it\'s my fault," Lambert asserted, "as I am the one telling them what to do."\r\n\r\nHow refreshing is that philosophy compared with the alleged management style of the recently departed Mr Hurst and his deputy Chris Doig?\r\n\r\nAnd to us supporters, he acknowledged: "They pay a lot of money to be in that stadium, and they need to be enjoying it."\r\n\r\nAfter the perceived negative approach of Mick McCarthy and the mystery of Hurst\'s tactics, Lambert has a nailed-on philosophy that we can all get behind. "We have to play on the front foot," he said. "I don\'t like slow football."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe time for argument amongst the fanbase must end here. No more derision of the "numbskulls" for apparently forcing McCarthy out. No more hounding of owner Marcus Evans and MD Ian Milne for the way the club is run. No more harking back to what we were like nearly 30 years ago. No more debate about whether relegation would actually be that bad.\r\n\r\nIt\'s now that matters. Buy the tickets, attend Portman Road and support the team as one.\r\n\r\n<strong>Together, with the players and Paul Lambert, we can get out of this mess.</strong>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.itfc.co.uk/tickets/ticket-ts--cs/ticket-office/">Get your tickets for Saturday now</a>. Let\'s make Portman Road a fortress. Let\'s unite behind Paul Lambert and our team. ', 'It\'s time for fans to unite behind Paul Lambert and Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10218-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-30 10:21:04', '2018-10-30 10:21:04', '', 10218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10225, 1, '2018-10-30 10:55:27', '2018-10-30 10:55:27', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg" alt="Ipswich manager Paul Lambert" width="700" height="475" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10219" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>OPINION\r\n\r\nNew Ipswich Town manager Paul Lambert pointed out at his refreshing first press conference today that football is nothing without the fans. Players might play with passion and loyalty, but they come and go. Supporters are behind the team for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich needs its fans now more than ever before. After years of mediocrity, in-fighting on the terraces, dwindling attendances, and this season\'s abysmal start under the previous manager Paul Hurst, the club is bottom of the table and faces the implosive threat of relegation to the third tier for the first time since 1957.\r\n\r\nThe bookies are not normally wrong, and they currently have Ipswich priced at 1.36 to be relegated from the Championship (source: <a href="https://mybettingsites.co.uk">My Betting Sites</a>).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnder Lambert\'s experienced guidance, and with a united, loud and passionate support from the stands, we can turn it around.\r\n\r\nStarting with Preston at Portman Road this Saturday, anyone who cares about Ipswich should drop everything and get themselves a ticket.\r\n\r\nIf the ground is rocking, the players will know that they, the new management regime and the fans are in this together.\r\n\r\nUnited, we can get out of this mess under Lambert\'s experienced direction. He\'s played and managed at the highest levels of the game. Who cares that he managed Norwich City (through their most successful period, at that)? It\'s what he does at Ipswich that matters.\r\n\r\nWe, the fans, can help him do it.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert press conference" width="750" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10220" /></a><center><em>Determined: Paul Lambert at his press conference today</center></em>\r\n\r\nAt today\'s unveiling press conference, never an easy task for a new manager, Lambert came across as shrewd, determined, ambitious and selfless.\r\n\r\nSelfless? One quote was telling when asked about confidence in the current squad. "If the players make a mistake it\'s my fault," Lambert asserted, "as I am the one telling them what to do."\r\n\r\nHow refreshing is that philosophy compared with the alleged management style of the recently departed Mr Hurst and his deputy Chris Doig?\r\n\r\nAnd to us supporters, he acknowledged: "They pay a lot of money to be in that stadium, and they need to be enjoying it."\r\n\r\nAfter the perceived negative approach of Mick McCarthy and the mystery of Hurst\'s tactics, Lambert has a nailed-on philosophy that we can all get behind. "We have to play on the front foot," he said. "I don\'t like slow football."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe time for argument amongst the fanbase must end here. No more derision of the "numbskulls" for apparently forcing McCarthy out. No more hounding of owner Marcus Evans and MD Ian Milne for the way the club is run. No more harking back to what we were like nearly 30 years ago. No more debate about whether relegation would actually be that bad.\r\n\r\nIt\'s now that matters. Buy the tickets, attend Portman Road and support the team as one.\r\n\r\n<strong>Together, with the players and Paul Lambert, we can get out of this mess.</strong>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.itfc.co.uk/tickets/ticket-ts--cs/ticket-office/">Get your tickets for Saturday now</a>. Let\'s make Portman Road a fortress. Let\'s unite behind Paul Lambert and our team. ', 'It\'s time for fans to unite behind Paul Lambert and Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10218-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-30 10:55:27', '2018-10-30 10:55:27', '', 10218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10226, 1, '2018-10-30 11:05:58', '2018-10-30 11:05:58', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg" alt="Ipswich manager Paul Lambert" width="700" height="475" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10219" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>OPINION\r\n\r\nNew Ipswich Town manager Paul Lambert pointed out at his refreshing first press conference today that football is nothing without the fans. Players might play with passion and loyalty, but they come and go. Supporters are behind the team for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich needs its fans now more than ever before. After years of mediocrity, in-fighting on the terraces, dwindling attendances, and this season\'s abysmal start under the previous manager Paul Hurst, the club is bottom of the table and faces the implosive threat of relegation to the third tier for the first time since 1957.\r\n\r\nThe bookies are not normally wrong, and they currently have Ipswich priced at 1.36 to be relegated from the Championship (source: <a href="https://mybettingsites.co.uk">My Betting Sites</a>).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnder Lambert\'s experienced guidance, and with a united, loud and passionate support from the stands, we can turn it around.\r\n\r\nStarting with Preston at Portman Road this Saturday, anyone who cares about Ipswich should drop everything and get themselves a ticket.\r\n\r\nIf the ground is rocking, the players will know that they, the new management regime and the fans are in this together.\r\n\r\nUnited, we can get out of this mess under Lambert\'s experienced direction. He\'s played and managed at the highest levels of the game. Who cares that he managed Norwich City (through their most successful period, at that)? It\'s what he does at Ipswich that matters.\r\n\r\nWe, the fans, can help him do it.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert press conference" width="750" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10220" /></a><center><em>Determined: Paul Lambert at his press conference today</center></em>\r\n\r\nAt today\'s unveiling press conference, never an easy task for a new manager, Lambert came across as shrewd, determined, ambitious and selfless.\r\n\r\nSelfless? One quote was telling when asked about confidence in the current squad. "If the players make a mistake it\'s my fault," Lambert asserted, "as I am the one telling them what to do."\r\n\r\nHow refreshing is that philosophy compared with the alleged management style of the recently departed Mr Hurst and his deputy Chris Doig?\r\n\r\nAnd to us supporters, he acknowledged: "They pay a lot of money to be in that stadium, and they need to be enjoying it."\r\n\r\nAfter the perceived negative approach of Mick McCarthy and the mystery of Hurst\'s tactics, Lambert has a nailed-on philosophy that we can all get behind. "We have to play on the front foot," he said. "I don\'t like slow football."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe time for argument amongst the fanbase must end here. No more derision of the "numbskulls" for apparently forcing McCarthy out. No more hounding of owner Marcus Evans and MD Ian Milne for the way the club is run. No more harking back to what we were like nearly 30 years ago. No more debate about whether relegation would actually be that bad.\r\n\r\nIt\'s now that matters. Buy the tickets, attend Portman Road and support the team as one.\r\n\r\n<strong>Together, with the players and Paul Lambert, we can get out of this mess.</strong>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.itfc.co.uk/tickets/ticket-ts--cs/ticket-office/">Get your tickets for Saturday now</a>. Let\'s make Portman Road a fortress. Let\'s unite behind Paul Lambert and our team. ', 'OPINION: It\'s time for fans to unite behind Paul Lambert and Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10218-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-30 11:05:58', '2018-10-30 11:05:58', '', 10218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10227, 1, '2018-10-30 11:20:52', '2018-10-30 11:20:52', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg" alt="Ipswich manager Paul Lambert" width="700" height="475" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10219" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>OPINION\r\n\r\nNew Ipswich Town manager Paul Lambert pointed out at his refreshing first press conference today that football is nothing without the fans. Players might play with passion and loyalty, but they come and go. Supporters are behind the team for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich needs its fans now more than ever before. After years of mediocrity, in-fighting on the terraces, dwindling attendances, and this season\'s abysmal start under the previous manager Paul Hurst, the club is bottom of the table and faces the implosive threat of relegation to the third tier for the first time since 1957.\r\n\r\nThe bookies are not normally wrong, and they currently have <a href="https://mybettingsites.co.uk">Ipswich priced at 1.36 to be relegated from the Championship</a>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnder Lambert\'s experienced guidance, and with a united, loud and passionate support from the stands, we can turn it around.\r\n\r\nStarting with Preston at Portman Road this Saturday, anyone who cares about Ipswich should drop everything and get themselves a ticket.\r\n\r\nIf the ground is rocking, the players will know that they, the new management regime and the fans are in this together.\r\n\r\nUnited, we can get out of this mess under Lambert\'s experienced direction. He\'s played and managed at the highest levels of the game. Who cares that he managed Norwich City (through their most successful period, at that)? It\'s what he does at Ipswich that matters.\r\n\r\nWe, the fans, can help him do it.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert press conference" width="750" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10220" /></a><center><em>Determined: Paul Lambert at his press conference today</center></em>\r\n\r\nAt today\'s unveiling press conference, never an easy task for a new manager, Lambert came across as shrewd, determined, ambitious and selfless.\r\n\r\nSelfless? One quote was telling when asked about confidence in the current squad. "If the players make a mistake it\'s my fault," Lambert asserted, "as I am the one telling them what to do."\r\n\r\nHow refreshing is that philosophy compared with the alleged management style of the recently departed Mr Hurst and his deputy Chris Doig?\r\n\r\nAnd to us supporters, he acknowledged: "They pay a lot of money to be in that stadium, and they need to be enjoying it."\r\n\r\nAfter the perceived negative approach of Mick McCarthy and the mystery of Hurst\'s tactics, Lambert has a nailed-on philosophy that we can all get behind. "We have to play on the front foot," he said. "I don\'t like slow football."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe time for argument amongst the fanbase must end here. No more derision of the "numbskulls" for apparently forcing McCarthy out. No more hounding of owner Marcus Evans and MD Ian Milne for the way the club is run. No more harking back to what we were like nearly 30 years ago. No more debate about whether relegation would actually be that bad.\r\n\r\nIt\'s now that matters. Buy the tickets, attend Portman Road and support the team as one.\r\n\r\n<strong>Together, with the players and Paul Lambert, we can get out of this mess.</strong>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.itfc.co.uk/tickets/ticket-ts--cs/ticket-office/">Get your tickets for Saturday now</a>. Let\'s make Portman Road a fortress. Let\'s unite behind Paul Lambert and our team. ', 'OPINION: It\'s time for fans to unite behind Paul Lambert and Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10218-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-30 11:20:52', '2018-10-30 11:20:52', '', 10218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10228, 1, '2018-10-30 13:36:11', '2018-10-30 13:36:11', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg" alt="Ipswich manager Paul Lambert" width="700" height="475" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10219" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>OPINION\r\n\r\nNew Ipswich Town manager Paul Lambert pointed out at his refreshing first press conference today that football is nothing without the fans. Players might play with passion and loyalty, but they come and go. Supporters are behind the team for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich needs its fans now more than ever before. After years of mediocrity, in-fighting on the terraces, dwindling attendances, and this season\'s abysmal start under the previous manager Paul Hurst, the club is bottom of the table and faces the implosive threat of relegation to the third tier for the first time since 1957.\r\n\r\nThe bookies are not normally wrong, and they currently have Ipswich priced at 1.36 to be relegated from the Championship (source: <a href="https://mybettingsites.co.uk">My Betting Sites</a>).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnder Lambert\'s experienced guidance, and with a united, loud and passionate support from the stands, we can turn it around.\r\n\r\nStarting with Preston at Portman Road this Saturday, anyone who cares about Ipswich should drop everything and get themselves a ticket.\r\n\r\nIf the ground is rocking, the players will know that they, the new management regime and the fans are in this together.\r\n\r\nUnited, we can get out of this mess under Lambert\'s experienced direction. He\'s played and managed at the highest levels of the game. Who cares that he managed Norwich City (through their most successful period, at that)? It\'s what he does at Ipswich that matters.\r\n\r\nWe, the fans, can help him do it.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert press conference" width="750" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10220" /></a><center><em>Determined: Paul Lambert at his press conference today</center></em>\r\n\r\nAt today\'s unveiling press conference, never an easy task for a new manager, Lambert came across as shrewd, determined, ambitious and selfless.\r\n\r\nSelfless? One quote was telling when asked about confidence in the current squad. "If the players make a mistake it\'s my fault," Lambert asserted, "as I am the one telling them what to do."\r\n\r\nHow refreshing is that philosophy compared with the alleged management style of the recently departed Mr Hurst and his deputy Chris Doig?\r\n\r\nAnd to us supporters, he acknowledged: "They pay a lot of money to be in that stadium, and they need to be enjoying it."\r\n\r\nAfter the perceived negative approach of Mick McCarthy and the mystery of Hurst\'s tactics, Lambert has a nailed-on philosophy that we can all get behind. "We have to play on the front foot," he said. "I don\'t like slow football."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe time for argument amongst the fanbase must end here. No more derision of the "numbskulls" for apparently forcing McCarthy out. No more hounding of owner Marcus Evans and MD Ian Milne for the way the club is run. No more harking back to what we were like nearly 30 years ago. No more debate about whether relegation would actually be that bad.\r\n\r\nIt\'s now that matters. Buy the tickets, attend Portman Road and support the team as one.\r\n\r\n<strong>Together, with the players and Paul Lambert, we can get out of this mess.</strong>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.itfc.co.uk/tickets/ticket-ts--cs/ticket-office/">Get your tickets for Saturday now</a>. Let\'s make Portman Road a fortress. Let\'s unite behind Paul Lambert and our team. ', 'OPINION: It\'s time for fans to unite behind Paul Lambert and Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10218-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-30 13:36:11', '2018-10-30 13:36:11', '', 10218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10229, 1, '2018-10-30 13:47:07', '2018-10-30 13:47:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paul-lambert-ipswich-e1540894165935.jpg" alt="Ipswich manager Paul Lambert" width="700" height="475" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10219" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>OPINION\r\n\r\nNew Ipswich Town manager Paul Lambert pointed out at his refreshing first press conference today that football is nothing without the fans. Players might play with passion and loyalty, but they come and go. Supporters are behind the team for life.</strong>\r\n\r\nIpswich needs its fans now more than ever before. After years of mediocrity, in-fighting on the terraces, dwindling attendances, and this season\'s abysmal start under the previous manager Paul Hurst, the club is bottom of the table and faces the implosive threat of relegation to the third tier for the first time since 1957.\r\n\r\nThe bookies are not normally wrong, and they currently have Ipswich priced at 1.36 favourites to be relegated from the Championship (source: <a href="https://mybettingsites.co.uk">My Betting Sites</a>).\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUnder Lambert\'s experienced guidance, and with a united, loud and passionate support from the stands, we can turn it around.\r\n\r\nStarting with Preston at Portman Road this Saturday, anyone who cares about Ipswich should drop everything and get themselves a ticket.\r\n\r\nIf the ground is rocking, the players will know that they, the new management regime and the fans are in this together.\r\n\r\nUnited, we can get out of this mess under Lambert\'s experienced direction. He\'s played and managed at the highest levels of the game. Who cares that he managed Norwich City (through their most successful period, at that)? It\'s what he does at Ipswich that matters.\r\n\r\nWe, the fans, can help him do it.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lambert-press-conference-e1540894401105.jpg" alt="Paul Lambert press conference" width="750" height="433" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10220" /></a><center><em>Determined: Paul Lambert at his press conference today</center></em>\r\n\r\nAt today\'s unveiling press conference, never an easy task for a new manager, Lambert came across as shrewd, determined, ambitious and selfless.\r\n\r\nSelfless? One quote was telling when asked about confidence in the current squad. "If the players make a mistake it\'s my fault," Lambert asserted, "as I am the one telling them what to do."\r\n\r\nHow refreshing is that philosophy compared with the alleged management style of the recently departed Mr Hurst and his deputy Chris Doig?\r\n\r\nAnd to us supporters, he acknowledged: "They pay a lot of money to be in that stadium, and they need to be enjoying it."\r\n\r\nAfter the perceived negative approach of Mick McCarthy and the mystery of Hurst\'s tactics, Lambert has a nailed-on philosophy that we can all get behind. "We have to play on the front foot," he said. "I don\'t like slow football."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe time for argument amongst the fanbase must end here. No more derision of the "numbskulls" for apparently forcing McCarthy out. No more hounding of owner Marcus Evans and MD Ian Milne for the way the club is run. No more harking back to what we were like nearly 30 years ago. No more debate about whether relegation would actually be that bad.\r\n\r\nIt\'s now that matters. Buy the tickets, attend Portman Road and support the team as one.\r\n\r\n<strong>Together, with the players and Paul Lambert, we can get out of this mess.</strong>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.itfc.co.uk/tickets/ticket-ts--cs/ticket-office/">Get your tickets for Saturday now</a>. Let\'s make Portman Road a fortress. Let\'s unite behind Paul Lambert and our team. ', 'OPINION: It\'s time for fans to unite behind Paul Lambert and Ipswich Town', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10218-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-10-30 13:47:07', '2018-10-30 13:47:07', '', 10218, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10218-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10238, 1, '2018-11-01 16:13:16', '2018-11-01 16:13:16', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ed-sheeran-halloween-1-e1541087702837.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ed-sheeran-halloween-1-e1541087702837.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Halloween" width="800" height="630" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10240" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk singing sensation Ed Sheeran donned a terrifying Halloween disguise and immediately looked much better.</strong>\r\n\r\nEd made the huge improvement to his looks for a concert in New Orleans in the US last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis picture, taken by local paper <a href="https://www.theadvocate.com/new_orleans/entertainment_life/keith_spera/article_daac05d4-dda4-11e8-b3c2-db6b3630c6ca.html?platform=hootsuite">The New Orleans Advocate</a> (photo: Scott Threlkeld), shows our local boy with hideous black eyes, soiled chin and blood running out of his mouth and from his nose.\r\n\r\nThe effect was brilliant, hiding his normal pasty, weird face.\r\n\r\nSheeran, who lives near Framlingham and based his Castle on the Hill hit on the town\'s, er, castle, is considering keeping the makeup on for the foreseeable future.\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "When he came on stage covered in that terrifying makeup, he was instantly more attractive.\r\n\r\n"I urge him to keep this disguise for as long as possible."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAccording to the New Orleans Advocate, a real newspaper, Sheeran "accentuated his take on Prince Harry’s wedding day uniform with zombie/vampire make-up that grew more distressed as the show progressed. \'I don’t know if this make-up is sweat-proof\'. He wiped the fake blood from his nose. \'It’s all kinds of awful\'.”\r\n\r\nThis is not the first time Sheeran has made the news pages of the Suffolk Gazette. We revealed how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/ed-sheeran-fans-invade-suffolk-carrot-field/">fans ruined a carrot crop</a> after mistaking a ginger-haired scarecrow for their idol.', 'Ed Sheeran puts on Halloween disguise, looks better', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ed-sheeran-halloween', '', '', '2018-11-01 16:16:45', '2018-11-01 16:16:45', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10238', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10241, 1, '2018-11-01 16:13:16', '2018-11-01 16:13:16', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ed-sheeran-halloween-1-e1541087702837.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ed-sheeran-halloween-1-e1541087702837.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Halloween" width="800" height="630" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10240" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk singing sensation Ed Sheeran donned a terrifying Halloween disguise and immediately looked much better.</strong>\r\n\r\nEd made the huge improvement to his looks for a concert in New Orleans in the US last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis picture, taken by local paper <a href="https://www.theadvocate.com/new_orleans/entertainment_life/keith_spera/article_daac05d4-dda4-11e8-b3c2-db6b3630c6ca.html?platform=hootsuite">The New Orleans Advocate</a> (photo: Scott Threlkeld), shows our local boy with hideous black eyes, soiled chin and blood running out of his mouth and from his nose.\r\n\r\nThe effect was brilliant, hiding his normal pasty, weird face.\r\nfutureo lives near Framlingham and based his hit Castle on the Hill on the town\'s, er, castle, is considering keeping the make up on for the foreseeable futurre.\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "When he came on stage covered in that terrifying make up, he was instantly more attractive.\r\n\r\n"I urge him to keep this disguise for as long as possible."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAccording to the New Orleans Advocate, a real newspaper, Sheeran "accentuated his take on Prince Harry’s wedding day uniform with zombie/vampire make-up that grew more distressed as the show progressed. \'I don’t know if this make-up is sweat-proof\'. He wiped fake blood from his nose. \'It’s all kinds of awful\'.”\r\n\r\nThis is not the first time Sheeran has made the news pages of the Suffolk Gazette. We revealed how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/ed-sheeran-fans-invade-suffolk-carrot-field/">fans ruined a carrot crop</a> after mistaking a ginger-haired scarecrow for their idol.', 'Ed Sheeran puts on Halloween disguise, looks better', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10238-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-01 16:13:16', '2018-11-01 16:13:16', '', 10238, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10238-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10242, 1, '2018-11-01 16:16:17', '2018-11-01 16:16:17', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ed-sheeran-halloween-1-e1541087702837.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ed-sheeran-halloween-1-e1541087702837.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Halloween" width="800" height="630" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10240" /></a>\n\n<strong>Suffolk singing sensation Ed Sheeran donned a terrifying Halloween disguise and immediately looked much better.</strong>\n\nEd made the huge improvement to his looks for a concert in New Orleans in the US last night.\n\n\n\nThis picture, taken by local paper <a href="https://www.theadvocate.com/new_orleans/entertainment_life/keith_spera/article_daac05d4-dda4-11e8-b3c2-db6b3630c6ca.html?platform=hootsuite">The New Orleans Advocate</a> (photo: Scott Threlkeld), shows our local boy with hideous black eyes, soiled chin and blood running out of his mouth and from his nose.\n\nThe effect was brilliant, hiding his normal pasty, weird face.\n\nSheeran, who lives near Framlingham and based his Castle on the Hill hit on the town\'s, er, castle, is considering keeping the make up on for the foreseeable future.\n\nFan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "When he came on stage covered in that terrifying make up, he was instantly more attractive.\n\n"I urge him to keep this disguise for as long as possible."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nAccording to the New Orleans Advocate, a real newspaper, Sheeran "accentuated his take on Prince Harry’s wedding day uniform with zombie/vampire make-up that grew more distressed as the show progressed. \'I don’t know if this make-up is sweat-proof\'. He wiped fake blood from his nose. \'It’s all kinds of awful\'.”\n\nThis is not the first time Sheeran has made the news pages of the Suffolk Gazette. We revealed how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/ed-sheeran-fans-invade-suffolk-carrot-field/">fans ruined a carrot crop</a> after mistaking a ginger-haired scarecrow for their idol.', 'Ed Sheeran puts on Halloween disguise, looks better', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10238-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-11-01 16:16:17', '2018-11-01 16:16:17', '', 10238, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10238-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10243, 1, '2018-11-01 16:16:45', '2018-11-01 16:16:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ed-sheeran-halloween-1-e1541087702837.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ed-sheeran-halloween-1-e1541087702837.jpg" alt="Ed Sheeran Halloween" width="800" height="630" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10240" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Suffolk singing sensation Ed Sheeran donned a terrifying Halloween disguise and immediately looked much better.</strong>\r\n\r\nEd made the huge improvement to his looks for a concert in New Orleans in the US last night.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis picture, taken by local paper <a href="https://www.theadvocate.com/new_orleans/entertainment_life/keith_spera/article_daac05d4-dda4-11e8-b3c2-db6b3630c6ca.html?platform=hootsuite">The New Orleans Advocate</a> (photo: Scott Threlkeld), shows our local boy with hideous black eyes, soiled chin and blood running out of his mouth and from his nose.\r\n\r\nThe effect was brilliant, hiding his normal pasty, weird face.\r\n\r\nSheeran, who lives near Framlingham and based his Castle on the Hill hit on the town\'s, er, castle, is considering keeping the makeup on for the foreseeable future.\r\n\r\nFan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "When he came on stage covered in that terrifying makeup, he was instantly more attractive.\r\n\r\n"I urge him to keep this disguise for as long as possible."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nAccording to the New Orleans Advocate, a real newspaper, Sheeran "accentuated his take on Prince Harry’s wedding day uniform with zombie/vampire make-up that grew more distressed as the show progressed. \'I don’t know if this make-up is sweat-proof\'. He wiped the fake blood from his nose. \'It’s all kinds of awful\'.”\r\n\r\nThis is not the first time Sheeran has made the news pages of the Suffolk Gazette. We revealed how <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/ed-sheeran-fans-invade-suffolk-carrot-field/">fans ruined a carrot crop</a> after mistaking a ginger-haired scarecrow for their idol.', 'Ed Sheeran puts on Halloween disguise, looks better', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10238-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-01 16:16:45', '2018-11-01 16:16:45', '', 10238, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10238-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10247, 1, '2018-11-09 09:45:13', '2018-11-09 09:45:13', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg" alt="Real Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6246" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The multi-million pound revamp of Ipswich town centre is already proving a hit with locals.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo sooner had the £3.6 million project been completed than the Cornhill area became a hub of exciting activity. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen people were not tripping over steps, they were able to admire the marvellous variety of characters that Ipswich offers.\r\n\r\nShopper Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I was worried that the street drinkers, beggars, shitting dogs and criminals would have been consigned to the history books.\r\n\r\n"But imagine my surprise at finding they are still there, together with all the lovely pigeons.\r\n\r\n"It\'s good to see the fabric of the area has not been changed."\r\n\r\nCouncil executives have even included a stunning water fountain feature, which puts the display outside the Bellagio in Las Vegas to shame.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Steve Walshe said: "This has made a huge difference to Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"It is surely now only a matter of time before more charity shops, mobile phone repair shops and fast-food outlets snap up the empty stores."\r\n', 'Life returns to Ipswich town centre after £3.6 million revamp', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'ipswich-town-centre', '', '', '2018-11-09 09:47:44', '2018-11-09 09:47:44', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10247', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10248, 1, '2018-11-09 09:45:13', '2018-11-09 09:45:13', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg" alt="Real Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6246" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The multi-million pound revamp of Ipswich town centre is already proving a hit with locals.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo sooner had the £3.6 million project been completed than the Cornhill area became a hub of exciting activity. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen people were not tripping over steps, they were able to admire the marvellous variety of characters that Ipswich offers.\r\n\r\nShopper Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I was worried that the street drinkers, beggars, shitting dogs and criminals would have been consigned to the history books.\r\n\r\n"But imagine my surprise at finding they are still there, all with all the lovely pigeons.\r\n\r\n"It\'s good to see the fabric of the area has not been changed."\r\n\r\nCouncil executives have even included a stunning water fountain feature, which puts the display outside the Bellagio in Las Vegas to shame.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Steve Walshe said: "This has made a huge difference to Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"It is surely now only a matter of time before more charity shops, mobile phone repair shops and fast-food outlets snap up the empty stores."\r\n', 'Life returns to Ipswich town centre after £3.6 million revamp', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10247-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-09 09:45:13', '2018-11-09 09:45:13', '', 10247, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10247-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10249, 1, '2018-11-09 09:47:11', '2018-11-09 09:47:11', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg" alt="Real Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6246" /></a>\n\n<strong>The multi-million pound revamp of Ipswich town centre is already proving a hit with locals.</strong>\n\nNo sooner had the £3.6 million project been completed than the Cornhill area became a hub of exciting activity. \n\n\n\nWhen people were not tripping over steps, they were able to admire the marvellous variety of characters that Ipswich offers.\n\nShopper Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I was worried that the street drinkers, beggars, shitting dogs and criminals would have been consigned to the history books.\n\n"But imagine my surprise at finding they are still there, together with all the lovely pigeons.\n\n"It\'s good to see the fabric of the area has not been changed."\n\nCouncil executives have even included a stunning water fountain feature, which puts the display outside the Bellagio in Las Vegas to shame.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nRetail expert Steve Walshe said: "This has made a huge difference to Ipswich.\n\n"It is surely now only a matter of time before more charity shops, mobile phone repair shops and fast-food outlets snap up the empty stores."\n', 'Life returns to Ipswich town centre after £3.6 million revamp', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10247-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-11-09 09:47:11', '2018-11-09 09:47:11', '', 10247, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10247-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10250, 1, '2018-11-09 09:47:44', '2018-11-09 09:47:44', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ipswich-town-centre.jpg" alt="Real Ipswich town centre" width="630" height="356" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6246" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>The multi-million pound revamp of Ipswich town centre is already proving a hit with locals.</strong>\r\n\r\nNo sooner had the £3.6 million project been completed than the Cornhill area became a hub of exciting activity. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen people were not tripping over steps, they were able to admire the marvellous variety of characters that Ipswich offers.\r\n\r\nShopper Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "I was worried that the street drinkers, beggars, shitting dogs and criminals would have been consigned to the history books.\r\n\r\n"But imagine my surprise at finding they are still there, together with all the lovely pigeons.\r\n\r\n"It\'s good to see the fabric of the area has not been changed."\r\n\r\nCouncil executives have even included a stunning water fountain feature, which puts the display outside the Bellagio in Las Vegas to shame.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Steve Walshe said: "This has made a huge difference to Ipswich.\r\n\r\n"It is surely now only a matter of time before more charity shops, mobile phone repair shops and fast-food outlets snap up the empty stores."\r\n', 'Life returns to Ipswich town centre after £3.6 million revamp', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10247-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-09 09:47:44', '2018-11-09 09:47:44', '', 10247, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10247-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10251, 1, '2018-11-11 11:42:21', '2018-11-11 11:42:21', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA nine-year-old girl has disappeared after trying a moisturising cream that makes you ten years younger.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are now searching for Lilly Fisher, who was last seen in her bedroom on Friday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWorried mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, was surprised the cream worked.\r\n\r\n"You normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but for once the moisturising cream did what it said on the tin."\r\n\r\nPolice said Lilly had been given the cream on her birthday and was keen to try it out.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10252" /></a><center><em>Missing: Lilly Fisher</center></em>\r\n\r\nShe wiped the moisturiser on her face and lost ten years instantly.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are appealing for everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly. When the cream wears off, she\'ll reappear again."\r\n\r\nThe beauty business is being urged to make it clear that people aged nine and under should not use cream that makes you ten years younger.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Steve Walshe said: "With Christmas approaching, we\'d urge parents to study products closely before buying for their children."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher believes Lilly is still around her home in Woodbridge, Suffolk somewhere. She just doesn\'t know where.\r\n\r\n"The cream makers, Wrinkle Wise, say the effects should wear off in a few more days."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after it was revealed the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">World Hide and Seek Champion had been found dead in a cupboard</a>.\r\n\r\n<strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here and buy us a beer (please)!</a></strong>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Girl, 9, disappears using cream that makes you ten years younger', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'girl-disappears', '', '', '2018-11-15 15:17:56', '2018-11-15 15:17:56', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10251', 0, 'post', '', 7); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10253, 1, '2018-11-11 11:42:21', '2018-11-11 11:42:21', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA nine-year-old girl has disappeared after trying a moisturising cream that makes you ten years younger.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are now searching for Lilly Fisher, who was last seen in her bedroom on Friday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWorried mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, was surprised the cream worked.\r\n\r\n"You normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but for once the moisturising cream did what it said on the tin."\r\n\r\nPolice said Lilly had been given the cream on her birthday and was keen to try it out.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10252" /></a><center><em>Missing: Lilly Fisher</center></em>\r\n\r\nShe wiped the moisturiser on her face and lost ten years instantly.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are appealing for everyone to keep an eye for Lilly. When the cream wears off, she\'ll reappear again."\r\n\r\nThe beauty business is being urged to make it clear that people aged nine and under should not use cream that makes you ten years younger.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Steve Walshe said: "With Christmas approaching, we\'d urge parents to study products closely before buying for their children."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher believes Lilly is still around her home in Woodbridge, Suffolk somewhere. She just doesn\'t know where.\r\n\r\n"The cream makers, Wrinkle Wise, say the effects should wear off in a few more days."', 'Girl, 9, disappears using cream that makes you ten years younger', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10251-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-11 11:42:21', '2018-11-11 11:42:21', '', 10251, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10255, 1, '2018-11-11 11:44:43', '2018-11-11 11:44:43', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA nine-year-old girl has disappeared after trying a moisturising cream that makes you ten years younger.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are now searching for Lilly Fisher, who was last seen in her bedroom on Friday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWorried mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, was surprised the cream worked.\r\n\r\n"You normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but for once the moisturising cream did what it said on the tin."\r\n\r\nPolice said Lilly had been given the cream on her birthday and was keen to try it out.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10252" /></a><center><em>Missing: Lilly Fisher</center></em>\r\n\r\nShe wiped the moisturiser on her face and lost ten years instantly.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are appealing for everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly. When the cream wears off, she\'ll reappear again."\r\n\r\nThe beauty business is being urged to make it clear that people aged nine and under should not use cream that makes you ten years younger.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Steve Walshe said: "With Christmas approaching, we\'d urge parents to study products closely before buying for their children."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher believes Lilly is still around her home in Woodbridge, Suffolk somewhere. She just doesn\'t know where.\r\n\r\n"The cream makers, Wrinkle Wise, say the effects should wear off in a few more days."', 'Girl, 9, disappears using cream that makes you ten years younger', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10251-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-11 11:44:43', '2018-11-11 11:44:43', '', 10251, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10256, 1, '2018-11-12 20:38:50', '2018-11-12 20:38:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/hal-space-odyssey-e1542054629872.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/hal-space-odyssey-e1542054629872.jpg" alt="Hal space odyssey" width="750" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10257" /></a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s been a while since the last Suffolk Gazette Haiku obituary. But then came the news that Douglas Rain, the voice behind Hal, the sinister computer in the classic sci-fi movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, had died.\r\n\r\nHere\'s your memorial Haiku from our tribute writer, Richard Standen.\r\n\r\n<strong>2001\r\nSpace Odyssey completed.\r\nHal, disconnected.\r\n</strong>\r\n<strong>Hal 9000 (Douglas Rain)</strong>\r\nBorn: March 13, 1928, Winnipeg, Canada\r\nDied: November 11 2018, Ontario, Canada\r\n\r\n\r\n', '2001: A Space Odyssey Hal\'s obituary Haiku', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'hal-computer-haiku', '', '', '2018-11-12 20:38:50', '2018-11-12 20:38:50', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10256', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10258, 1, '2018-11-12 20:38:50', '2018-11-12 20:38:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/hal-space-odyssey-e1542054629872.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/hal-space-odyssey-e1542054629872.jpg" alt="Hal space odyssey" width="750" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10257" /></a>\r\n\r\nIt\'s been a while since the last Suffolk Gazette Haiku obituary. But then came the news that Douglas Rain, the voice behind Hal, the sinister computer in the classic sci-fi movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, had died.\r\n\r\nHere\'s your memorial Haiku from our tribute writer, Richard Standen.\r\n\r\n<strong>2001\r\nSpace Odyssey completed.\r\nHal, disconnected.\r\n</strong>\r\n<strong>Hal 9000 (Douglas Rain)</strong>\r\nBorn: March 13, 1928, Winnipeg, Canada\r\nDied: November 11 2018, Ontario, Canada\r\n\r\n\r\n', '2001: A Space Odyssey Hal\'s obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10256-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-12 20:38:50', '2018-11-12 20:38:50', '', 10256, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10256-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10259, 1, '2018-11-12 20:30:36', '2018-11-12 20:30:36', 'Brexit Day is coming in less than a year. This means, very soon, the UK will be leaving the European Union (EU).  If you’re like many Brits, you might not have the foggiest idea of what Brexit will mean for you or the nation. To help clear things up a little, here’s an <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/38637145">easy guide to Brexit</a> and a basic run down of everything you need to know about leaving the EU. \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/flags.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/flags.png" alt="" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10261" /></a>\r\n\r\n<h2>What is Brexit and how did it come about?</h2>\r\n\r\nBrexit, or the more formally official “British exit from the European Union”, is the UK’s impending withdrawal from the EU. It is the result that followed the historic United Kingdom European Union membership referendum, or more simply, the EU referendum, that took place on the 23rd of June, 2016.\r\n\r\nMore than 30 million UK residents took part in the referendum and the Leave vote won by 51.9%. This outcome prompted the British exit (Brexit) and two things immediately happened. First, the then Prime Minister, David Cameron, resigned. Second, the pound fell to its lowest level since 1985.\r\n\r\nThe next two notable things that followed soon after were Theresa May became the Prime Minister, and many British citizens who did and did not partake in the EU referendum, suddenly realised they have no idea what Brexit is and what leaving the EU will mean for them.\r\n\r\n<h2>What does a no-deal Brexit mean?</h2>\r\n\r\nThe Brexit process officially began on 29 March, 2017 and will continue until Brexit Day, 29 March 2019, when the UK is scheduled to leave the EU at 11pm. At present, no deals have been made, which could result in a no-deal (hard) Brexit, a big concern for many. \r\n\r\nIf you don’t know what that means, you’re not alone. In fact, <a href="https://www.playojo.com/">fair advocate and online casino PlayOJO</a> revealed that research from a recent poll has shown that more than two thirds of Brits don’t feel up to date with the negotiations and the <a href="https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/the-future-relationship-between-the-united-kingdom-and-the-european-union">government’s latest Brexit proposal</a>. \r\n\r\nFeeling that things could be better explained, in their recent campaign, PlayOJO delivers “Brexit facts” with the help of British entrepreneur and reality TV personality, Luisa Zissman, and Professor Alex de Ruyter, Director of the Birmingham City University Centre for Brexit Studies. \r\n\r\nEssentially, on the most basic level, Zissman explains that a no-deal Brexit will result in temporary supply shortages of food and other items imported from other EU countries. Moreover, imports are likely to be higher priced. That said, these consequences are quite minor compared to other ways Brexit may affect the UK’s future.   \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/clock.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/clock.png" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10260" /></a>\r\n\r\n<h2>How Brexit may affect the UK’s future</h2>\r\n\r\nHere’s a better look at how Brexit could impact the UK in the future:\r\n\r\n- Brexit is expected to slow UK growth to 1.6% in 2020, and is forecasted to cost an extra £3 million over two years in exit fees, according to UK Treasuring Chief Phillip Hammond.\r\n- Unless some form of deal is made, Britain is likely to lose its free-trade status with the EU members. Without free-trade, exports from Britain will be higher priced and less competitive than other EU country exports.\r\n- Housing prices are likely to fall (and have started already).\r\n- Jobs are likely to be lost and young Brits could have a harder time finding jobs in other EU countries.\r\n- Trade and travel to Ireland will become more complicated.\r\n\r\nAnd these are <a href="https://www.thebalance.com/brexit-consequences-4062999">just some of the consequences</a> that may result from Brexit. \r\n\r\n<h2>Is there any way back?</h2>\r\n\r\nSome people wish there was. Studies have found that millions of Leave voters now wish they could change their vote to stay in the EU. Meanwhile some groups are campaigning for Brexit to be stopped and for another referendum to be held. \r\n\r\nAlso, just recently, a <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45926996">People’s Vote march</a> was held, in which 700,000 showed up to demand a people’s vote on the final terms of any Brexit deal.\r\n\r\nThat being said, as things stand now, the simple answer is there’s no way back. Deal or no deal, the people of the UK voted and Brexit is happening.', 'Brexit Day exposed: here’s what you need to know about leaving the EU', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'brexit-day-exposed-heres-what-you-need-to-know-about-leaving-the-eu', '', '', '2018-11-12 21:04:56', '2018-11-12 21:04:56', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10259', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10262, 1, '2018-11-12 21:00:44', '2018-11-12 21:00:44', 'Brexit Day is coming in less than a year. This means, very soon, the UK will be leaving the European Union (EU).  If you’re like many Brits, you might not have the foggiest idea of what Brexit will mean for you or the nation. To help clear things up a little, here’s an <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/38637145">easy guide to Brexit</a> and a basic run down of everything you need to know about leaving the EU. \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/flags.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/flags.png" alt="" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10261" /></a>\r\n\r\n<h2>What is Brexit and how did it come about?</h2?\r\n\r\nBrexit, or the more formally official “British exit from the European Union”, is the UK’s impending withdrawal from the EU. It is the result that followed the historic United Kingdom European Union membership referendum, or more simply, the EU referendum, that took place on the 23rd of June, 2016.\r\n\r\nMore than 30 million UK residents took part in the referendum and the Leave vote won by 51.9%. This outcome prompted the British exit (Brexit) and two things immediately happened. First, the then Prime Minister, David Cameron, resigned. Second, the pound fell to its lowest level since 1985.\r\n\r\nThe next two notable things that followed soon after were Theresa May became the Prime Minister, and many British citizens who did and did not partake in the EU referendum, suddenly realised they have no idea what Brexit is and what leaving the EU will mean for them.\r\n\r\n<h2>What does a no-deal Brexit mean?</h2>\r\n\r\nThe Brexit process officially began on 29 March, 2017 and will continue until Brexit Day, 29 March 2019, when the UK is scheduled to leave the EU at 11pm. At present, no deals have been made, which could result in a no-deal (hard) Brexit, a big concern for many. \r\n\r\nIf you don’t know what that means, you’re not alone. In fact, <a href="https://www.playojo.com/">fair advocate and online casino PlayOJO</a> revealed that research from a recent poll has shown that more than two thirds of Brits don’t feel up to date with the negotiations and the <a href="https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/the-future-relationship-between-the-united-kingdom-and-the-european-union">government’s latest Brexit proposal</a>. \r\n\r\nFeeling that things could be better explained, in their recent campaign, PlayOJO delivers “Brexit facts” with the help of British entrepreneur and reality TV personality, Luisa Zissman, and Professor Alex de Ruyter, Director of the Birmingham City University Centre for Brexit Studies. \r\n\r\nEssentially, on the most basic level, Zissman explains that a no-deal Brexit will result in temporary supply shortages of food and other items imported from other EU countries. Moreover, imports are likely to be higher priced. That said, these consequences are quite minor compared to other ways Brexit may affect the UK’s future.   \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/clock.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/clock.png" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10260" /></a>\r\n\r\n<h2>How Brexit may affect the UK’s future</h2>\r\n\r\nHere’s a better look at how Brexit could impact the UK in the future:\r\n\r\n- Brexit is expected to slow UK growth to 1.6% in 2020, and is forecasted to cost an extra £3 million over two years in exit fees, according to UK Treasuring Chief Phillip Hammond.\r\n- Unless some form of deal is made, Britain is likely to lose its free-trade status with the EU members. Without free-trade, exports from Britain will be higher priced and less competitive than other EU country exports.\r\n- Housing prices are likely to fall (and have started already).\r\n- Jobs are likely to be lost and young Brits could have a harder time finding jobs in other EU countries.\r\n- Trade and travel to Ireland will become more complicated.\r\n\r\nAnd these are <a href="https://www.thebalance.com/brexit-consequences-4062999">just some of the consequences</a> that may result from Brexit. \r\n\r\n<h2>Is there any way back?</h2>\r\n\r\nSome people wish there was. Studies have found that millions of Leave voters now wish they could change their vote to stay in the EU. Meanwhile some groups are campaigning for Brexit to be stopped and for another referendum to be held. \r\n\r\nAlso, just recently, a <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45926996">People’s Vote march</a> was held, in which 700,000 showed up to demand a people’s vote on the final terms of any Brexit deal.\r\n\r\nThat being said, as things stand now, the simple answer is there’s no way back. Deal or no deal, the people of the UK voted and Brexit is happening.', 'Brexit Day exposed: here’s what you need to know about leaving the EU', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10259-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-12 21:00:44', '2018-11-12 21:00:44', '', 10259, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10259-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10263, 1, '2018-11-12 21:04:39', '2018-11-12 21:04:39', 'Brexit Day is coming in less than a year. This means, very soon, the UK will be leaving the European Union (EU).  If you’re like many Brits, you might not have the foggiest idea of what Brexit will mean for you or the nation. To help clear things up a little, here’s an <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/38637145">easy guide to Brexit</a> and a basic run down of everything you need to know about leaving the EU. \n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/flags.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/flags.png" alt="" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10261" /></a>\n\n<h2>What is Brexit and how did it come about?</h2>\n\nBrexit, or the more formally official “British exit from the European Union”, is the UK’s impending withdrawal from the EU. It is the result that followed the historic United Kingdom European Union membership referendum, or more simply, the EU referendum, that took place on the 23rd of June, 2016.\n\nMore than 30 million UK residents took part in the referendum and the Leave vote won by 51.9%. This outcome prompted the British exit (Brexit) and two things immediately happened. First, the then Prime Minister, David Cameron, resigned. Second, the pound fell to its lowest level since 1985.\n\nThe next two notable things that followed soon after were Theresa May became the Prime Minister, and many British citizens who did and did not partake in the EU referendum, suddenly realised they have no idea what Brexit is and what leaving the EU will mean for them.\n\n<h2>What does a no-deal Brexit mean?</h2>\n\nThe Brexit process officially began on 29 March, 2017 and will continue until Brexit Day, 29 March 2019, when the UK is scheduled to leave the EU at 11pm. At present, no deals have been made, which could result in a no-deal (hard) Brexit, a big concern for many. \n\nIf you don’t know what that means, you’re not alone. In fact, <a href="https://www.playojo.com/">fair advocate and online casino PlayOJO</a> revealed that research from a recent poll has shown that more than two thirds of Brits don’t feel up to date with the negotiations and the <a href="https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/the-future-relationship-between-the-united-kingdom-and-the-european-union">government’s latest Brexit proposal</a>. \n\nFeeling that things could be better explained, in their recent campaign, PlayOJO delivers “Brexit facts” with the help of British entrepreneur and reality TV personality, Luisa Zissman, and Professor Alex de Ruyter, Director of the Birmingham City University Centre for Brexit Studies. \n\nEssentially, on the most basic level, Zissman explains that a no-deal Brexit will result in temporary supply shortages of food and other items imported from other EU countries. Moreover, imports are likely to be higher priced. That said, these consequences are quite minor compared to other ways Brexit may affect the UK’s future.   \n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/clock.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/clock.png" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10260" /></a>\n\n<h2>How Brexit may affect the UK’s future</h2>\n\nHere’s a better look at how Brexit could impact the UK in the future:\n\n- Brexit is expected to slow UK growth to 1.6% in 2020, and is forecasted to cost an extra £3 million over two years in exit fees, according to UK Treasuring Chief Phillip Hammond.\n- Unless some form of deal is made, Britain is likely to lose its free-trade status with the EU members. Without free-trade, exports from Britain will be higher priced and less competitive than other EU country exports.\n- Housing prices are likely to fall (and have started already).\n- Jobs are likely to be lost and young Brits could have a harder time finding jobs in other EU countries.\n- Trade and travel to Ireland will become more complicated.\n\nAnd these are <a href="https://www.thebalance.com/brexit-consequences-4062999">just some of the consequences</a> that may result from Brexit. \n\n<h2>Is there any way back?</h2>\n\nSome people wish there was. Studies have found that millions of Leave voters now wish they could change their vote to stay in the EU. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10264, 1, '2018-11-12 21:04:56', '2018-11-12 21:04:56', 'Brexit Day is coming in less than a year. This means, very soon, the UK will be leaving the European Union (EU).  If you’re like many Brits, you might not have the foggiest idea of what Brexit will mean for you or the nation. To help clear things up a little, here’s an <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/38637145">easy guide to Brexit</a> and a basic run down of everything you need to know about leaving the EU. \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/flags.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/flags.png" alt="" width="960" height="639" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10261" /></a>\r\n\r\n<h2>What is Brexit and how did it come about?</h2>\r\n\r\nBrexit, or the more formally official “British exit from the European Union”, is the UK’s impending withdrawal from the EU. It is the result that followed the historic United Kingdom European Union membership referendum, or more simply, the EU referendum, that took place on the 23rd of June, 2016.\r\n\r\nMore than 30 million UK residents took part in the referendum and the Leave vote won by 51.9%. This outcome prompted the British exit (Brexit) and two things immediately happened. First, the then Prime Minister, David Cameron, resigned. Second, the pound fell to its lowest level since 1985.\r\n\r\nThe next two notable things that followed soon after were Theresa May became the Prime Minister, and many British citizens who did and did not partake in the EU referendum, suddenly realised they have no idea what Brexit is and what leaving the EU will mean for them.\r\n\r\n<h2>What does a no-deal Brexit mean?</h2>\r\n\r\nThe Brexit process officially began on 29 March, 2017 and will continue until Brexit Day, 29 March 2019, when the UK is scheduled to leave the EU at 11pm. At present, no deals have been made, which could result in a no-deal (hard) Brexit, a big concern for many. \r\n\r\nIf you don’t know what that means, you’re not alone. In fact, <a href="https://www.playojo.com/">fair advocate and online casino PlayOJO</a> revealed that research from a recent poll has shown that more than two thirds of Brits don’t feel up to date with the negotiations and the <a href="https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/the-future-relationship-between-the-united-kingdom-and-the-european-union">government’s latest Brexit proposal</a>. \r\n\r\nFeeling that things could be better explained, in their recent campaign, PlayOJO delivers “Brexit facts” with the help of British entrepreneur and reality TV personality, Luisa Zissman, and Professor Alex de Ruyter, Director of the Birmingham City University Centre for Brexit Studies. \r\n\r\nEssentially, on the most basic level, Zissman explains that a no-deal Brexit will result in temporary supply shortages of food and other items imported from other EU countries. Moreover, imports are likely to be higher priced. That said, these consequences are quite minor compared to other ways Brexit may affect the UK’s future.   \r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/clock.png"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/clock.png" alt="" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10260" /></a>\r\n\r\n<h2>How Brexit may affect the UK’s future</h2>\r\n\r\nHere’s a better look at how Brexit could impact the UK in the future:\r\n\r\n- Brexit is expected to slow UK growth to 1.6% in 2020, and is forecasted to cost an extra £3 million over two years in exit fees, according to UK Treasuring Chief Phillip Hammond.\r\n- Unless some form of deal is made, Britain is likely to lose its free-trade status with the EU members. Without free-trade, exports from Britain will be higher priced and less competitive than other EU country exports.\r\n- Housing prices are likely to fall (and have started already).\r\n- Jobs are likely to be lost and young Brits could have a harder time finding jobs in other EU countries.\r\n- Trade and travel to Ireland will become more complicated.\r\n\r\nAnd these are <a href="https://www.thebalance.com/brexit-consequences-4062999">just some of the consequences</a> that may result from Brexit. \r\n\r\n<h2>Is there any way back?</h2>\r\n\r\nSome people wish there was. Studies have found that millions of Leave voters now wish they could change their vote to stay in the EU. 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10265, 1, '2018-11-12 21:41:03', '2018-11-12 21:41:03', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA nine-year-old girl has disappeared after trying a moisturising cream that makes you ten years younger.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are now searching for Lilly Fisher, who was last seen in her bedroom on Friday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWorried mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, was surprised the cream worked.\r\n\r\n"You normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but for once the moisturising cream did what it said on the tin."\r\n\r\nPolice said Lilly had been given the cream on her birthday and was keen to try it out.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10252" /></a><center><em>Missing: Lilly Fisher</center></em>\r\n\r\nShe wiped the moisturiser on her face and lost ten years instantly.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are appealing for everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly. When the cream wears off, she\'ll reappear again."\r\n\r\nThe beauty business is being urged to make it clear that people aged nine and under should not use cream that makes you ten years younger.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Steve Walshe said: "With Christmas approaching, we\'d urge parents to study products closely before buying for their children."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher believes Lilly is still around her home in Woodbridge, Suffolk somewhere. She just doesn\'t know where.\r\n\r\n"The cream makers, Wrinkle Wise, say the effects should wear off in a few more days."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after it was revealed the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">World Hide and Seek Champion had been found dead in a cupboard</a>.', 'Girl, 9, disappears using cream that makes you ten years younger', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10251-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-12 21:41:03', '2018-11-12 21:41:03', '', 10251, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10268, 1, '2018-11-13 12:48:45', '2018-11-13 12:48:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/stan-lee.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/stan-lee.jpg" alt="Stan Lee obituary haiku" width="800" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10269" /></a>\r\n\r\nNo sooner had we reported the news of Douglas Rain\'s death (the voice of Hal) than news emerged that Stan Lee, legendary creator of Marvel Comics, had died, aged 94.\r\n\r\nIt\'s fitting that the Spiderman and other superheroes creator should receive a special Suffolk Gazette obituary Haiku, written by Richard Standen.\r\n\r\n<strong>Kerpow! Stan Lee dies.\r\nCaptain Comic hangs up cape.\r\nHe was marvellous.</strong>\r\n\r\n<strong>Stan Lee, American comic book writer</strong>\r\nBorn: December 28, 1922, New York City, United States\r\nDied: November 12, 2018, Los Angeles, United States\r\n\r\n', 'Stan Lee obituary Haiku', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'stan-lee-obituary', '', '', '2018-11-13 12:48:45', '2018-11-13 12:48:45', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10268', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10270, 1, '2018-11-13 12:48:45', '2018-11-13 12:48:45', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/stan-lee.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/stan-lee.jpg" alt="Stan Lee obituary haiku" width="800" height="400" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10269" /></a>\r\n\r\nNo sooner had we reported the news of Douglas Rain\'s death (the voice of Hal) than news emerged that Stan Lee, legendary creator of Marvel Comics, had died, aged 94.\r\n\r\nIt\'s fitting that the Spiderman and other superheroes creator should receive a special Suffolk Gazette obituary Haiku, written by Richard Standen.\r\n\r\n<strong>Kerpow! Stan Lee dies.\r\nCaptain Comic hangs up cape.\r\nHe was marvellous.</strong>\r\n\r\n<strong>Stan Lee, American comic book writer</strong>\r\nBorn: December 28, 1922, New York City, United States\r\nDied: November 12, 2018, Los Angeles, United States\r\n\r\n', 'Stan Lee obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10268-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-13 12:48:45', '2018-11-13 12:48:45', '', 10268, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10268-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10271, 1, '2018-11-14 11:37:32', '2018-11-14 11:37:32', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA nine-year-old girl has disappeared after trying a moisturising cream that makes you ten years younger.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are now searching for Lilly Fisher, who was last seen in her bedroom on Friday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWorried mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, was surprised the cream worked.\r\n\r\n"You normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but for once the moisturising cream did what it said on the tin."\r\n\r\nPolice said Lilly had been given the cream on her birthday and was keen to try it out.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10252" /></a><center><em>Missing: Lilly Fisher</center></em>\r\n\r\nShe wiped the moisturiser on her face and lost ten years instantly.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are appealing for everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly. When the cream wears off, she\'ll reappear again."\r\n\r\nThe beauty business is being urged to make it clear that people aged nine and under should not use cream that makes you ten years younger.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Steve Walshe said: "With Christmas approaching, we\'d urge parents to study products closely before buying for their children."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher believes Lilly is still around her home in Woodbridge, Suffolk somewhere. She just doesn\'t know where.\r\n\r\n"The cream makers, Wrinkle Wise, say the effects should wear off in a few more days."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after it was revealed the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">World Hide and Seek Champion had been found dead in a cupboard</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Girl, 9, disappears using cream that makes you ten years younger', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10251-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-14 11:37:32', '2018-11-14 11:37:32', '', 10251, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10272, 1, '2018-11-14 16:08:09', '2018-11-14 16:08:09', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/world-hide-and-seek-champion-e1511105501681.jpg" alt="" width="650" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7836" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nWorld hide and seek champion Darren Hayes has been found dead in a wardrobe, police have confirmed.</strong>\r\n\r\nOfficers say Mr Hayes, 37, disappeared two weeks ago while training for the next world championships.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThey say he was practising with members of his family - but he was so good they were unable to find him.\r\n\r\nPolice spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Officers were called to an address in Haverhill, Suffolk after the discovery of a man\'s body in a wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"Unfortunately Darren Hayes lay undiscovered for weeks while training for the hide and seek world championships.\r\n\r\n"His family had looked under the bed, behind the curtains and even behind the door, but none of them had thought to check the wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"It\'s this sort of skill which makes a hide and seek world champion - but unfortunately it was also the death of him."\r\n\r\nIt is believed that Mr Hayes\' family got bored and stopped looking for him after four hours.\r\n\r\nBut rather than give himself up, plumber Mr Hayes stayed quietly in the wardrobe for as long as he could.\r\n\r\nTragically be died from dehydration and was only found when his wife, Eleanor went to hang up some shirts.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It\'s awfully sad," said Mrs Hayes. "But he was so good at hiding that none of us thought to check in the wardrobe.\r\n\r\n"But it\'s how he would have wanted to go."\r\n\r\nMy Hayes also leaves two children - Darren Jr, 10 and eight-year-old Jasmin.\r\n\r\nThe next Hide and Seek World Championship is due to be held in Bristol next month.\r\n\r\nWith Mr Hayes, who has won the title for four years in a row, now dead, French hider Pierre L\'Escargot is the red-hot favourite to win the title.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'World hide and seek champion found dead in wardrobe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7835-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-14 16:08:09', '2018-11-14 16:08:09', '', 7835, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7835-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10273, 1, '2018-11-15 08:59:22', '2018-11-15 08:59:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sad-john-lewis-elton-john.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sad-john-lewis-elton-john.jpg" alt="John Lewis Elton John Christmas piano" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10274" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain\'s kids have appealed to their parents NOT to get them a boring piano for Christmas, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey spoke out after the new John Lewis advert showed how a five-year-old Elton John getting a piano for Christmas changed his life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s not the effing 1950s," complained Josh Fisher, aged seven, from Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Playing the piano is so boring. Who wants to do that anymore? I want a new Xbox, loads of games, an electric go-kart and a new bike.\r\n\r\n"If my parents get me a piano, I\'ll be furious and never speak to them again."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/elton-john-john-lewis-advert.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/elton-john-john-lewis-advert.jpg" alt="Elton John and JOhn Lewis advert" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10275" /></a><center><em>Sad song: Sir Elton and John Lewis</center></em>\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, saw the new John Lewis Christmas TV ad featuring Elton John when it was released this morning.\r\n\r\n"I was moved to tears," she said. "So much so that I rushed out to buy some tickets for his new tour.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear that if I buy a piano for Josh, he\'ll love it and go on to become an international celebrity."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe television ad shows Sir Elton today looking sadly at his piano keyboard. It then has clips of some of his biggest career moments, features a young Elton playing piano at a school concert, and ends with him being given his gift-wrapped piano on Christmas morning, aged around five.\r\n\r\n"Hopefully mum realises what a daft idea it would be to buy me one," asserted Josh.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, John Lewis doesn\'t even sell pianos."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Don\'t get us a piano for Christmas, warn Britain\'s children', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'john-lewis-elton-john-piano', '', '', '2018-11-15 09:01:33', '2018-11-15 09:01:33', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10273', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10275, 1, '2018-11-15 08:52:36', '2018-11-15 08:52:36', '', 'elton john john lewis advert', '', 'inherit', 'open', 'closed', '', 'elton-john-john-lewis-advert', '', '', '2018-11-15 08:53:15', '2018-11-15 08:53:15', '', 10273, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/elton-john-john-lewis-advert.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10276, 1, '2018-11-15 08:59:22', '2018-11-15 08:59:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sad-john-lewis-elton-john.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sad-john-lewis-elton-john.jpg" alt="John Lewis Elton John Christmas piano" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10274" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain\'s kids have appealed to their parents NOT to get them a boring piano for Christmas, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey spoke out after the new John Lewis advert showed how a five-year-old Elton John getting a piano for Christmas changed his life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s not the effing 1950s," complained Josh Fisher, aged seven, from Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Playing the piano is so boring. Who wants to do that anymore? I want a new Xbox, loads of games, an electric go-kart and a new bike.\r\n\r\n"If my parents get me a piano, I\'ll be furious and never speak to them again."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/elton-john-john-lewis-advert.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/elton-john-john-lewis-advert.jpg" alt="Elton John and JOhn Lewis advert" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10275" /></a><center><em>Sad song: Sir Elton and John Lewis</center></em>\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, saw the new John Lewis Christmas TV ad featuring Elton John when it was released this morning.\r\n\r\n"I was moved to tears," she said. "So much so that I rushed out to buy some tickets for his new tour.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear that if I buy a piano for Josh, he\'ll love it and go on to become an international celebrity."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe television ad shows Sir Elton today looking sadly at his piano keyboard. It then has clips of some of his biggest career moments, shows a young Elton playing piano at a school concert, and ends with him being shown his gift-wrapped piano on Christmas morning, aged around five.\r\n\r\n"Hopefully mum realises what a daft idea it would be to buy me one," asserted Josh.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, John Lewis doesn\'t even sell pianos."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Don\'t get us a piano for Christmas, warn Britain\'s children', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10273-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-15 08:59:22', '2018-11-15 08:59:22', '', 10273, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10277, 1, '2018-11-15 09:01:22', '2018-11-15 09:01:22', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sad-john-lewis-elton-john.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sad-john-lewis-elton-john.jpg" alt="John Lewis Elton John Christmas piano" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10274" /></a>\n\n<strong>Britain\'s kids have appealed to their parents NOT to get them a boring piano for Christmas, it has emerged.</strong>\n\nThey spoke out after the new John Lewis advert showed how a five-year-old Elton John getting a piano for Christmas changed his life.\n\n\n\n"It\'s not the effing 1950s," complained Josh Fisher, aged seven, from Suffolk.\n\n"Playing the piano is so boring. Who wants to do that anymore? I want a new Xbox, loads of games, an electric go-kart and a new bike.\n\n"If my parents get me a piano, I\'ll be furious and never speak to them again."\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/elton-john-john-lewis-advert.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/elton-john-john-lewis-advert.jpg" alt="Elton John and JOhn Lewis advert" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10275" /></a><center><em>Sad song: Sir Elton and John Lewis</center></em>\n\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, saw the new John Lewis Christmas TV ad featuring Elton John when it was released this morning.\n\n"I was moved to tears," she said. "So much so that I rushed out to buy some tickets for his new tour.\n\n"It\'s quite clear that if I buy a piano for Josh, he\'ll love it and go on to become an international celebrity."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe television ad shows Sir Elton today looking sadly at his piano keyboard. It then has clips of some of his biggest career moments, features a young Elton playing piano at a school concert, and ends with him being shown his gift-wrapped piano on Christmas morning, aged around five.\n\n"Hopefully mum realises what a daft idea it would be to buy me one," asserted Josh.\n\n"Anyway, John Lewis doesn\'t even sell pianos."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Don\'t get us a piano for Christmas, warn Britain\'s children', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10273-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-11-15 09:01:22', '2018-11-15 09:01:22', '', 10273, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10273-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10278, 1, '2018-11-15 09:01:33', '2018-11-15 09:01:33', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sad-john-lewis-elton-john.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sad-john-lewis-elton-john.jpg" alt="John Lewis Elton John Christmas piano" width="960" height="635" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10274" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Britain\'s kids have appealed to their parents NOT to get them a boring piano for Christmas, it has emerged.</strong>\r\n\r\nThey spoke out after the new John Lewis advert showed how a five-year-old Elton John getting a piano for Christmas changed his life.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n"It\'s not the effing 1950s," complained Josh Fisher, aged seven, from Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"Playing the piano is so boring. Who wants to do that anymore? I want a new Xbox, loads of games, an electric go-kart and a new bike.\r\n\r\n"If my parents get me a piano, I\'ll be furious and never speak to them again."\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/elton-john-john-lewis-advert.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/elton-john-john-lewis-advert.jpg" alt="Elton John and JOhn Lewis advert" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10275" /></a><center><em>Sad song: Sir Elton and John Lewis</center></em>\r\n\r\nMum Lorraine Fisher, 34, saw the new John Lewis Christmas TV ad featuring Elton John when it was released this morning.\r\n\r\n"I was moved to tears," she said. "So much so that I rushed out to buy some tickets for his new tour.\r\n\r\n"It\'s quite clear that if I buy a piano for Josh, he\'ll love it and go on to become an international celebrity."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe television ad shows Sir Elton today looking sadly at his piano keyboard. It then has clips of some of his biggest career moments, features a young Elton playing piano at a school concert, and ends with him being given his gift-wrapped piano on Christmas morning, aged around five.\r\n\r\n"Hopefully mum realises what a daft idea it would be to buy me one," asserted Josh.\r\n\r\n"Anyway, John Lewis doesn\'t even sell pianos."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Don\'t get us a piano for Christmas, warn Britain\'s children', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10273-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-15 09:01:33', '2018-11-15 09:01:33', '', 10273, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10273-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10279, 1, '2018-11-15 09:19:05', '2018-11-15 09:19:05', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/turkey-voted-for-christmas-e1514016308932.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/turkey-voted-for-christmas-e1514016308932.jpg" alt="Turkey voted for Christmas" width="650" height="431" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8045" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A turkey who voted for Christmas is beginning to think he made a terrible mistake.</strong>\r\n\r\nSteve Walshe, age one, said he was led to believe Britain would be better off voting for Christmas.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd he was told that if he voted for Christmas, turkeys across Britain would get a huge pay rise in the New Year, amounting to £350 million a week.\r\n\r\n"It was quite the sales pitch," said turkey Steve from his shed in Halesworth, Suffolk.\r\n\r\n"I believed every word of it, and was looking forward to a much better life after Christmas.\r\n\r\n"Plus I was worried about foreign birds migrating here every year, but I\'m not racist or anything.\r\n\r\n"So I voted for Christmas because everything would then be brilliant, just like the old days.\r\n\r\n"Now it seems I have made a bit of a mistake - it looks like I was told a load of b*llocks."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, who campaigned against <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/leftover-turkey/">Christmas for turkeys</a>, said she was upset so many of them had been deceived.\r\n\r\n"I warned them not to vote for Christmas - it would not end well.\r\n\r\n"But they wouldn\'t listen, and now they are f*cked."\r\n\r\nHowever, not everyone is upset by the news.\r\n\r\nLocal butcher Nigel Farage said: "Yes, a few turkeys will find Christmas is not all it was cracked up to be.\r\n\r\n"But really it\'s not the fault of us butchers - it\'s the bloody Brussels sprouts that really ruin it for us all."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Turkey who voted for Christmas is getting suspicious', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8044-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-15 09:19:05', '2018-11-15 09:19:05', '', 8044, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8044-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10280, 1, '2018-11-15 10:10:49', '2018-11-15 10:10:49', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/leftover-turkey-e1514538331354.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/leftover-turkey-e1514538331354.jpg" alt="Leftover turkey" width="650" height="446" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8058" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk mum today insisted her family is looking forward to being force-fed leftover turkey for the fourth day in a row.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, said there was no point in wasting the remaining shreds of the carcass from her delicious Christmas roast.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut her husband and two children are too scared to tell her they are sick to death of it and just want some normal food.\r\n\r\nSales assistant Lorraine said: "I was brought up not to waste food, so I make sure I get my money\'s worth from the turkey.\r\n\r\n"It\'s not so bad on Boxing Day when a lot of the nice, white breast meat is still a little moist. It\'s like the Christmas dinner all over again.\r\n\r\n"On Wednesday I introduced some of the brown meat that nobody likes and mixed it with some dried-out breast meat to make massive sandwiches, with cranberry sauce and some brie that was lying around.\r\n\r\n"Yesterday I had to be more inventive and made a pie filled with some random bits of turkey, vegetables and stock.\r\n\r\n"But today is a challenge - and one I shall overcome brilliantly.\r\n\r\n"We are down the last few gristly bits of meat that would usually make everyone feel sick just to look at, let alone eat.\r\n\r\n"It\'s also starting to smell a little bit.\r\n\r\n"So that means curry! Yes, tip it all in a saucepan and make a hot, spicy sauce so that no one can really see, let alone, taste, whatever it is they are eating.\r\n\r\n"I will feel so much better knowing I have got every last morsel out of the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/turkey-who-voted-for-christmas/">Christmas turkey</a> leftovers."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSon Oliver, eight, speaking from the family\'s Woodbridge home, said: "It\'s bloody turkey today.... again!\r\n\r\n"I put up with it on Christmas Day because I\'m so excited about my presents that I\'ll eat anything just to get lunch out of the way.\r\n\r\n"But then having turkey disguised as different things for the next four days is too much.\r\n\r\n"Sometimes you just want something healthy like a light salad."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Mum serves up leftover turkey for fourth day in a row', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '8057-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-15 10:10:49', '2018-11-15 10:10:49', '', 8057, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/8057-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10282, 1, '2018-11-15 15:07:45', '2018-11-15 15:07:45', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA nine-year-old girl has disappeared after trying a moisturising cream that makes you ten years younger.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are now searching for Lilly Fisher, who was last seen in her bedroom on Friday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWorried mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, was surprised the cream worked.\r\n\r\n"You normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but for once the moisturising cream did what it said on the tin."\r\n\r\nPolice said Lilly had been given the cream on her birthday and was keen to try it out.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10252" /></a><center><em>Missing: Lilly Fisher</center></em>\r\n\r\nShe wiped the moisturiser on her face and lost ten years instantly.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are appealing for everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly. When the cream wears off, she\'ll reappear again."\r\n\r\nThe beauty business is being urged to make it clear that people aged nine and under should not use cream that makes you ten years younger.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Steve Walshe said: "With Christmas approaching, we\'d urge parents to study products closely before buying for their children."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher believes Lilly is still around her home in Woodbridge, Suffolk somewhere. She just doesn\'t know where.\r\n\r\n"The cream makers, Wrinkle Wise, say the effects should wear off in a few more days."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after it was revealed the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">World Hide and Seek Champion had been found dead in a cupboard</a>.\r\n\r\n<strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a></strong>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Girl, 9, disappears using cream that makes you ten years younger', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10251-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-15 15:07:45', '2018-11-15 15:07:45', '', 10251, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10283, 1, '2018-11-15 15:17:56', '2018-11-15 15:17:56', '<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nA nine-year-old girl has disappeared after trying a moisturising cream that makes you ten years younger.</strong>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police are now searching for Lilly Fisher, who was last seen in her bedroom on Friday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWorried mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, was surprised the cream worked.\r\n\r\n"You normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but for once the moisturising cream did what it said on the tin."\r\n\r\nPolice said Lilly had been given the cream on her birthday and was keen to try it out.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/girl-disappears-e1541935656726.jpg" alt="girl disappears" width="700" height="467" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10252" /></a><center><em>Missing: Lilly Fisher</center></em>\r\n\r\nShe wiped the moisturiser on her face and lost ten years instantly.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We are appealing for everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly. When the cream wears off, she\'ll reappear again."\r\n\r\nThe beauty business is being urged to make it clear that people aged nine and under should not use cream that makes you ten years younger.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nRetail expert Steve Walshe said: "With Christmas approaching, we\'d urge parents to study products closely before buying for their children."\r\n\r\nMs Fisher believes Lilly is still around her home in Woodbridge, Suffolk somewhere. She just doesn\'t know where.\r\n\r\n"The cream makers, Wrinkle Wise, say the effects should wear off in a few more days."\r\n\r\nThe news comes just months after it was revealed the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/world-hide-seek-champion/">World Hide and Seek Champion had been found dead in a cupboard</a>.\r\n\r\n<strong><a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here and buy us a beer (please)!</a></strong>\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Girl, 9, disappears using cream that makes you ten years younger', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10251-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-15 15:17:56', '2018-11-15 15:17:56', '', 10251, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10251-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10284, 1, '2018-11-16 08:57:32', '2018-11-16 08:57:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/odor-eaters-norfolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/odor-eaters-norfolk.jpg" alt="Norfolk man odor eaters" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10285" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are searching for a Norfolk man who stepped into a pair of Odor-Eaters and disappeared.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe popular shoe accessory promises to make human smells vanish, and absorb sweat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 27, from Downham Market, was gifted the Odor-Eaters as an anniversary present.\r\n\r\nBut instead of keeping his clogs smelling sweetly of roses, the product devoured his whole stinking body.\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police say one minute he was standing in the kitchen of the house he shares with his sister and their eight children, and the next all that was left was his two wooden clogs and a pile of dust.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "These Odor-Eaters really are effective at getting rid of nasty smells.\r\n\r\n"It is perhaps advisable to use them with caution in Norfolk."\r\n\r\nPeople in Norfolk only shower once a year, even if they don\'t need it.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCompany spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Mr Spuckler\'s sister is devastated, and we are helping her as best we can.\r\n\r\n"She has another brother, Billy Bob, who has come round to comfort her."\r\n\r\nThe shocking news comes only days after the Suffolk Gazette revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">nine-year-old girl vanished after trying a skin cream that makes you 10 years younger</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Norfolk man steps into Odor-Eaters, disappears', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-man-steps-into-odor-eaters-disappears', '', '', '2018-11-16 09:02:18', '2018-11-16 09:02:18', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10284', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10286, 1, '2018-11-16 08:57:32', '2018-11-16 08:57:32', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/odor-eaters-norfolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/odor-eaters-norfolk.jpg" alt="Norfolk man odor eaters" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10285" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are searching for a Norfolk man who stepped into a pair of Odor Eaters and disappeared.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe popular shoe accessory promises to make human smells vanish, and absorb sweat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 27, from Downham Market, was gifted the Odor Eaters as an anniversary present.\r\n\r\nBut instead of keeping his clogs smelling sweetly of roses, the product devoured his whole stinking body.\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police say one minute he was standing in the kitchen of the house he shares with his sister and their eight children, and the next all that was left was his two wooden clogs and a pile of dust.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "These Odor Eaters really are effective at getting rid of nasty smells.\r\n\r\n"It is perhaps advisable to use them with caution in Norfolk."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCompany spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Mr Spuckler\'s sister is devastated, and we are helping her as best we can.\r\n\r\n"She has another brother, Billy Bob, who has come round to comfort her."\r\n\r\nThe shocking news comes only days after the Suffolk Gazette revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">nine-year-old girl vanished after trying a skin cream that makes you 10 years younger</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Norfolk man steps into Odor Eaters, disappears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10284-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-16 08:57:32', '2018-11-16 08:57:32', '', 10284, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10284-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10287, 1, '2018-11-16 08:58:59', '2018-11-16 08:58:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/odor-eaters-norfolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/odor-eaters-norfolk.jpg" alt="Norfolk man odor eaters" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10285" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nPolice are searching for a Norfolk man who stepped into a pair of Odor-Eaters and disappeared.</strong>\n\nThe popular shoe accessory promises to make human smells vanish, and absorb sweat.\n\n\n\nBubba Spuckler, 27, from Downham Market, was gifted the Odor-Eaters as an anniversary present.\n\nBut instead of keeping his clogs smelling sweetly of roses, the product devoured his whole stinking body.\n\nNorfolk Police say one minute he was standing in the kitchen of the house he shares with his sister and their eight children, and the next all that was left was his two wooden clogs and a pile of dust.\n\nA spokesman said: "These Odor Eaters really are effective at getting rid of nasty smells.\n\n"It is perhaps advisable to use them with caution in Norfolk."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nCompany spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Mr Spuckler\'s sister is devastated, and we are helping her as best we can.\n\n"She has another brother, Billy Bob, who has come round to comfort her."\n\nThe shocking news comes only days after the Suffolk Gazette revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">nine-year-old girl vanished after trying a skin cream that makes you 10 years younger</a>.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Norfolk man steps into Odor-Eaters, disappears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10284-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-11-16 08:58:59', '2018-11-16 08:58:59', '', 10284, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10284-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10288, 1, '2018-11-16 08:59:59', '2018-11-16 08:59:59', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/odor-eaters-norfolk.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/odor-eaters-norfolk.jpg" alt="Norfolk man odor eaters" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10285" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice are searching for a Norfolk man who stepped into a pair of Odor-Eaters and disappeared.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe popular shoe accessory promises to make human smells vanish, and absorb sweat.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBubba Spuckler, 27, from Downham Market, was gifted the Odor-Eaters as an anniversary present.\r\n\r\nBut instead of keeping his clogs smelling sweetly of roses, the product devoured his whole stinking body.\r\n\r\nNorfolk Police say one minute he was standing in the kitchen of the house he shares with his sister and their eight children, and the next all that was left was his two wooden clogs and a pile of dust.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "These Odor-Eaters really are effective at getting rid of nasty smells.\r\n\r\n"It is perhaps advisable to use them with caution in Norfolk."\r\n\r\nPeople in Norfolk only shower once a year, even if they don\'t need it.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nCompany spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "Mr Spuckler\'s sister is devastated, and we are helping her as best we can.\r\n\r\n"She has another brother, Billy Bob, who has come round to comfort her."\r\n\r\nThe shocking news comes only days after the Suffolk Gazette revealed how a <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/girl-disappears/">nine-year-old girl vanished after trying a skin cream that makes you 10 years younger</a>.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Norfolk man steps into Odor-Eaters, disappears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10284-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-16 08:59:59', '2018-11-16 08:59:59', '', 10284, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10284-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10292, 1, '2018-11-18 15:33:50', '2018-11-18 15:33:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/richard-baker-obituary.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/richard-baker-obituary.jpg" alt="BBC news reader Richard Baker" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10293" /></a>\r\n\r\nFormer BBC news reader Richard Baker has died, aged 93. The well-known journalist first broadcast in 1954, and was a mainstay of British front rooms, relaying world events.\r\n\r\nIt is fitting, therefore, that he should be remembered in this Suffolk Gazette obituary Haiku, by Richard Standen\r\n\r\n<strong>Have you heard the news?\r\nRichard Baker\'s last headline\r\nIt\'s goodnight from him.\r\n\r\nRichard Baker OBE RD, BBC news broadcaster</strong>\r\nBorn: 15th June 1925, Willesden, Middlesex, England\r\nDied: 17th November 2018, Oxford, England\r\n', 'Richard Baker obituary Haiku', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'richard-baker-obituary-haiku', '', '', '2018-11-18 15:33:50', '2018-11-18 15:33:50', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10292', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10294, 1, '2018-11-18 15:33:50', '2018-11-18 15:33:50', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/richard-baker-obituary.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/richard-baker-obituary.jpg" alt="BBC news reader Richard Baker" width="660" height="371" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10293" /></a>\r\n\r\nFormer BBC news reader Richard Baker has died, aged 93. The well-known journalist first broadcast in 1954, and was a mainstay of British front rooms, relaying world events.\r\n\r\nIt is fitting, therefore, that he should be remembered in this Suffolk Gazette obituary Haiku, by Richard Standen\r\n\r\n<strong>Have you heard the news?\r\nRichard Baker\'s last headline\r\nIt\'s goodnight from him.\r\n\r\nRichard Baker OBE RD, BBC news broadcaster</strong>\r\nBorn: 15th June 1925, Willesden, Middlesex, England\r\nDied: 17th November 2018, Oxford, England\r\n', 'Richard Baker obituary Haiku', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10292-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-18 15:33:50', '2018-11-18 15:33:50', '', 10292, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10292-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10295, 1, '2018-11-18 17:21:02', '2018-11-18 17:21:02', 'By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk snail farm has been forced to close with the loss of four jobs, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.\r\n\r\nBosses at Halesworth-based Let\'s Escargot blamed the collapse on business being so slow.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManaging Director Frank O\'Phyle, 48, said: "The snail business is much slower than we thought. I\'d suggest if you want fast profits, shell out for fast food."\r\n\r\nHe added that his remaining 400 snails, which he had been breeding for four years, were spared from the dinner plate and released into the wild last week. They had nearly reached the door already.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Snail farm closes because business was slow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4028-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-18 17:21:02', '2018-11-18 17:21:02', '', 4028, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4028-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10296, 1, '2018-11-18 17:22:26', '2018-11-18 17:22:26', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/snail-farm.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/snail-farm.jpg" alt="snail farm" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4029" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk snail farm has been forced to close with the loss of four jobs, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nBosses at Halesworth-based Let\'s Escargot blamed the collapse on business being so slow.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nManaging Director Frank O\'Phyle, 48, said: "The snail business is much slower than we thought. I\'d suggest if you want fast profits, shell out for fast food."\r\n\r\nHe added that his remaining 400 snails, which he had been breeding for four years, were spared from the dinner plate and released into the wild last week. They had nearly reached the door already.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Snail farm closes because business was slow', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4028-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-18 17:22:26', '2018-11-18 17:22:26', '', 4028, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4028-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10297, 1, '2018-11-19 09:45:14', '2018-11-19 09:45:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/coca-cola-christmas-lorry-norwich.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/coca-cola-christmas-lorry-norwich.jpg" alt="Norwich welcomes coke christmas lorry" width="800" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10298" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nYou know it\'s nearly Christmas when the fabulous Coca-Cola Christmas Lorry comes to your town.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnd this year Norwich is proud to welcome a special Norfolk version of the popular attraction because the real one is busy elsewhere in the country.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDelighted local children can\'t wait for the trailer to pull into the city centre, playing merry festive jingles through its loudspeaker.\r\n\r\n\'Tis the season to be jolly!\r\n\r\nThe back of the truck will then provide free samples to delighted locals, who will guzzle greedily on the tasty contents.\r\n\r\nThey may not even notice that it isn\'t the <em>real</em> Coca-Cola Christmas Truck.\r\n\r\nNorwich City mayor Bubba Spuckler, 35, said: "The arrival of the Coca-Cola lorry really puts Norwich on the map.\r\n\r\n"We notice Ipswich is not on the schedule for a visit."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nResidents in Suffolk haven\'t got the heart to point out that the Coca-Cola lorry visiting Norwich is, in fact, nothing more than a tractor pulling a wagon of slurry.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, from Ipswich, said: "Norwich people are full of sh*t anyway, so they\'ll enjoy getting stuck in.\r\n\r\n"I suppose if you live in the backwater of Norfolk, you\'ll do anything to create a little bit of festive cheer once a year."\r\n\r\nThe real Coca-Cola Christmas Lorry is going nowhere near Norfolk. In fairness, it\'s not coming to Suffolk, either.\r\n\r\nBut Suffolk people don\'t like being bribed by a lorry load of liquid diabetes.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]\r\n', 'Norwich welcomes special Coca-Cola Christmas lorry', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norwich-coca-cola-christmas-lorry', '', '', '2018-11-19 10:01:55', '2018-11-19 10:01:55', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10297', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10299, 1, '2018-11-19 09:45:14', '2018-11-19 09:45:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/coca-cola-christmas-lorry-norwich.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/coca-cola-christmas-lorry-norwich.jpg" alt="Norwich welcomes coke christmas lorry" width="800" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10298" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nYou know it\'s nearly Christmas when the fabulous Coca-Cola Christmas Lorry comes to your town.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnd this year Norwich is proud to welcome a special Norfolk version of the popular attraction because the real one is busy elsewhere in the country.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDelighted local children can\'t wait for the trailer to pull into the city centre, playing merry festive jingles through its loudspeaker.\r\n\r\n\'Tis the season to be jolly!\r\n\r\nThe back of the truck will then provide free samples to delighted locals, who will guzzle greedily on contents.\r\n\r\nThey may not even notice that it isn\'t the <em>real</em> Coca-Cola Christmas Truck.\r\n\r\nNorwich City mayor Bubba Spuckler, 35, said: "The arrival of the Coca-Cola lorry really puts Norwich on the map.\r\n\r\n"We notice Ipswich is not on the schedule for a visit."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nResidents in Suffolk haven\'t got the heart to point out that the Coca-Cola lorry visiting Norwich is, in fact, nothing more than a tractor pulling a wagon of slurry.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, from Ipswich, said: "Norwich people are full of sh*t anyway, so they\'ll enjoy getting stuck in.\r\n\r\n"I suppose if you live in the backwater of Norfolk, you\'ll do anything to create a little bit of festive entertainment once a year."\r\n\r\nThe real Coca-Cola Christmas Lorry is going nowhere near Norfolk. In fairness, it\'s not coming to Suffolk, either.\r\n\r\nBut Suffolk people don\'t like being bribed by a lorry load of liquid diabetes.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]\r\n', 'Norwich welcomes special Coca-Cola Christmas lorry', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10297-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-19 09:45:14', '2018-11-19 09:45:14', '', 10297, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10297-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10300, 1, '2018-11-19 09:47:55', '2018-11-19 09:47:55', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/coca-cola-christmas-lorry-norwich.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/coca-cola-christmas-lorry-norwich.jpg" alt="Norwich welcomes coke christmas lorry" width="800" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10298" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\n\nYou know it\'s nearly Christmas when the fabulous Coca-Cola Christmas Lorry comes to your town.</strong>\n\nAnd this year Norwich is proud to welcome a special Norfolk version of the popular attraction because the real one is busy elsewhere in the country.\n\n\n\nDelighted local children can\'t wait for the trailer to pull into the city centre, playing merry festive jingles through its loudspeaker.\n\n\'Tis the season to be jolly!\n\nThe back of the truck will then provide free samples to delighted locals, who will guzzle greedily on the tasty contents.\n\nThey may not even notice that it isn\'t the <em>real</em> Coca-Cola Christmas Truck.\n\nNorwich City mayor Bubba Spuckler, 35, said: "The arrival of the Coca-Cola lorry really puts Norwich on the map.\n\n"We notice Ipswich is not on the schedule for a visit."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nResidents in Suffolk haven\'t got the heart to point out that the Coca-Cola lorry visiting Norwich is, in fact, nothing more than a tractor pulling a wagon of slurry.\n\nLorraine Fisher, 34, from Ipswich, said: "Norwich people are full of sh*t anyway, so they\'ll enjoy getting stuck in.\n\n"I suppose if you live in the backwater of Norfolk, you\'ll do anything to create a little bit of festive cheer once a year."\n\nThe real Coca-Cola Christmas Lorry is going nowhere near Norfolk. In fairness, it\'s not coming to Suffolk, either.\n\nBut Suffolk people don\'t like being bribed by a lorry load of liquid diabetes.\n\n[AdSense-C]\n', 'Norwich welcomes special Coca-Cola Christmas lorry', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10297-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-11-19 09:47:55', '2018-11-19 09:47:55', '', 10297, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10297-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10301, 1, '2018-11-19 09:48:01', '2018-11-19 09:48:01', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/coca-cola-christmas-lorry-norwich.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/coca-cola-christmas-lorry-norwich.jpg" alt="Norwich welcomes coke christmas lorry" width="800" height="599" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10298" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nYou know it\'s nearly Christmas when the fabulous Coca-Cola Christmas Lorry comes to your town.</strong>\r\n\r\nAnd this year Norwich is proud to welcome a special Norfolk version of the popular attraction because the real one is busy elsewhere in the country.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDelighted local children can\'t wait for the trailer to pull into the city centre, playing merry festive jingles through its loudspeaker.\r\n\r\n\'Tis the season to be jolly!\r\n\r\nThe back of the truck will then provide free samples to delighted locals, who will guzzle greedily on the tasty contents.\r\n\r\nThey may not even notice that it isn\'t the <em>real</em> Coca-Cola Christmas Truck.\r\n\r\nNorwich City mayor Bubba Spuckler, 35, said: "The arrival of the Coca-Cola lorry really puts Norwich on the map.\r\n\r\n"We notice Ipswich is not on the schedule for a visit."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nResidents in Suffolk haven\'t got the heart to point out that the Coca-Cola lorry visiting Norwich is, in fact, nothing more than a tractor pulling a wagon of slurry.\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 34, from Ipswich, said: "Norwich people are full of sh*t anyway, so they\'ll enjoy getting stuck in.\r\n\r\n"I suppose if you live in the backwater of Norfolk, you\'ll do anything to create a little bit of festive cheer once a year."\r\n\r\nThe real Coca-Cola Christmas Lorry is going nowhere near Norfolk. In fairness, it\'s not coming to Suffolk, either.\r\n\r\nBut Suffolk people don\'t like being bribed by a lorry load of liquid diabetes.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]\r\n', 'Norwich welcomes special Coca-Cola Christmas lorry', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10297-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-19 09:48:01', '2018-11-19 09:48:01', '', 10297, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10297-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10302, 1, '2018-11-22 13:59:07', '2018-11-22 13:59:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFour new guillotines are being erected in Ipswich as part of a tough crackdown on anti-social behaviour.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe sturdy structures are now in place, and Suffolk police are just waiting for the terrifying angled blades to arrive from France.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExecutioners have already been hired, with many willing volunteers from certain local Facebook groups all happy to offer their services.\r\n\r\nA police insider said heads of the hapless criminals would be displayed on spikes around the newly-refurbished Cornhill, as a deterrent to others.\r\n\r\nIpswich is a popular destination for street drinkers, drug dealers, beggars and residents who seem to think their anti-social behaviour is acceptable.\r\n\r\nNow, they face summary execution in the town square, recently part of a multi-million-pound improvement programme, without trial.\r\n\r\nLocal councillor Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “This is the ultimate deterrent to local criminals.\r\n\r\n“The guillotines were highly effective when used in France during the French Revolution. They were an option for the death penalty until as late as 1981, so it\'s quite a modern technique.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe guillotines have been built for £20,000 each, but council bosses say the cost has already been recouped by selling the exclusive execution broadcast rights to Sky Sports.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Whos_next-e1542894911868.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Whos_next-e1542894911868.jpg" alt="The Who Ipswich" width="350" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10305" /></a><em><center>Not my generation</center></em>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, some wags say the horrific-looking structures, which appear to be rather basic slabs of concrete, will be perfect for those wishing to relieve themselves after one too many drinks.\r\n\r\nIt is suggested that Ipswich town centre will soon look like the iconic cover to The Who’s album, Who’s Next, <em>pictured above</em>.\r\n\r\n“What could possibly go wrong?” asked an office worker on his way to lunch today.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Guillotines erected in Ipswich to deter criminals', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'guillotines-ipswich', '', '', '2018-11-22 14:11:21', '2018-11-22 14:11:21', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10302', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10306, 1, '2018-11-22 13:59:07', '2018-11-22 13:59:07', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFour new guillotines are being erected in Ipswich as part of a tough crackdown on anti-social behaviour.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe sturdy structures are now in place, and Suffolk police are just waiting for the terrifying angled blades to arrive from France.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExecutioners have already been hired, with many willing volunteers from certain local Facebook groups all happy to offer their services.\r\n\r\nA police insider said heads of the hapless criminals would be displayed on spikes around the newly-refurbished Cornhill, as a deterrent to others.\r\n\r\nIpswich is a popular destination for street drinkers, drug dealers, beggars and residents who seem to think the anti-social behaviour is acceptable.\r\n\r\nNow, they face summary execution in the town square, recently part of a multi-million-pound improvement programme, without trial.\r\n\r\nLocal councillor Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “This is the ultimate deterrent to local criminals.\r\n\r\n“The guillotines were highly effective when used in France during the French Revolution. They were an option for the death penalty until as late as 1981.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe guillotines have been built for £20,000 each, but council bosses say the cost has already been recouped by selling the exclusive execution broadcast rights to Sky Sports.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Whos_next-e1542894911868.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Whos_next-e1542894911868.jpg" alt="The Who Ipswich" width="350" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10305" /></a><em><center>Not my generation</center></em>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, some wags say the horrific-looking structures, which appear to be rather basic slabs of concrete, will be perfect for those wishing to relieve themselves after one too many drinks.\r\n\r\nIt is suggested that Ipswich town centre will soon look like the iconic cover to The Who’s album, Who’s Next.\r\n\r\n“What could possibly go wrong?” asked an office worker on his way to lunch today.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Guillotines erected in Ipswich to deter criminals', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10302-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-22 13:59:07', '2018-11-22 13:59:07', '', 10302, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10302-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10307, 1, '2018-11-22 14:11:06', '2018-11-22 14:11:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" /></a>\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\n\nFour new guillotines are being erected in Ipswich as part of a tough crackdown on anti-social behaviour.</strong>\n\nThe sturdy structures are now in place, and Suffolk police are just waiting for the terrifying angled blades to arrive from France.\n\n\n\nExecutioners have already been hired, with many willing volunteers from certain local Facebook groups all happy to offer their services.\n\nA police insider said heads of the hapless criminals would be displayed on spikes around the newly-refurbished Cornhill, as a deterrent to others.\n\nIpswich is a popular destination for street drinkers, drug dealers, beggars and residents who seem to think their anti-social behaviour is acceptable.\n\nNow, they face summary execution in the town square, recently part of a multi-million-pound improvement programme, without trial.\n\nLocal councillor Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “This is the ultimate deterrent to local criminals.\n\n“The guillotines were highly effective when used in France during the French Revolution. They were an option for the death penalty until as late as 1981, so it\'s quite a modern technique.”\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nThe guillotines have been built for £20,000 each, but council bosses say the cost has already been recouped by selling the exclusive execution broadcast rights to Sky Sports.\n\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Whos_next-e1542894911868.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Whos_next-e1542894911868.jpg" alt="The Who Ipswich" width="350" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10305" /></a><em><center>Not my generation</center></em>\n\nMeanwhile, some wags say the horrific-looking structures, which appear to be rather basic slabs of concrete, will be perfect for those wishing to relieve themselves after one too many drinks.\n\nIt is suggested that Ipswich town centre will soon look like the iconic cover to The Who’s album, Who’s Next, <em>pictured above</em>.\n\n“What could possibly go wrong?” asked an office worker on his way to lunch today.\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Guillotines erected in Ipswich to deter criminals', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10302-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-11-22 14:11:06', '2018-11-22 14:11:06', '', 10302, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10302-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10308, 1, '2018-11-22 14:11:21', '2018-11-22 14:11:21', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ipswich-guillotines.jpg" alt="Guillotine Ipswich" width="1305" height="738" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10304" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nFour new guillotines are being erected in Ipswich as part of a tough crackdown on anti-social behaviour.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe sturdy structures are now in place, and Suffolk police are just waiting for the terrifying angled blades to arrive from France.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExecutioners have already been hired, with many willing volunteers from certain local Facebook groups all happy to offer their services.\r\n\r\nA police insider said heads of the hapless criminals would be displayed on spikes around the newly-refurbished Cornhill, as a deterrent to others.\r\n\r\nIpswich is a popular destination for street drinkers, drug dealers, beggars and residents who seem to think their anti-social behaviour is acceptable.\r\n\r\nNow, they face summary execution in the town square, recently part of a multi-million-pound improvement programme, without trial.\r\n\r\nLocal councillor Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “This is the ultimate deterrent to local criminals.\r\n\r\n“The guillotines were highly effective when used in France during the French Revolution. They were an option for the death penalty until as late as 1981, so it\'s quite a modern technique.”\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe guillotines have been built for £20,000 each, but council bosses say the cost has already been recouped by selling the exclusive execution broadcast rights to Sky Sports.\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Whos_next-e1542894911868.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Whos_next-e1542894911868.jpg" alt="The Who Ipswich" width="350" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10305" /></a><em><center>Not my generation</center></em>\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, some wags say the horrific-looking structures, which appear to be rather basic slabs of concrete, will be perfect for those wishing to relieve themselves after one too many drinks.\r\n\r\nIt is suggested that Ipswich town centre will soon look like the iconic cover to The Who’s album, Who’s Next, <em>pictured above</em>.\r\n\r\n“What could possibly go wrong?” asked an office worker on his way to lunch today.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Guillotines erected in Ipswich to deter criminals', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10302-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-22 14:11:21', '2018-11-22 14:11:21', '', 10302, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10302-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10309, 1, '2018-11-22 14:47:06', '2018-11-22 14:47:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-e1511521660749.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="466" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7868" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>A Suffolk woman says she has saved herself a fortune on Black Friday - by buying absolutely nothing at all.</strong>\r\n\r\nLorraine Fisher, 33, has completely ignored tempting offers to purchase something she doesn\'t really need.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLorraine, from Ipswich, said: "Some of my friends are currently down the shops involved in a mass brawl to snap up a kettle because it has £2.40 off.\r\n\r\n"Others are spending all day opening the hundreds of emails they have received from just about every online store in Britain, wondering if they really should upgrade their sofa.\r\n\r\n"And the bloke next door has just bought a 72-inch flat-screen television, which won\'t even fit through his front door."\r\n\r\nShe reckons that over the years she has saved herself thousands of pounds by not falling for the annual retail gimmick.\r\n\r\n"I tend to buy a new kettle when my current one breaks or develops a leak.\r\n\r\n"So I don\'t see why I would ever be encouraged to race down to Currys and buy one just because it is part of their ridiculous Black Friday Black Tag Event."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nConsumer experts have also questioned whether some of the "bargains" on offer really are value for money.\r\n\r\nHarry Dodd, from the Consortium of Retail Offers, said: "Shops are trying to clear their shelves of old, unfashionable stock in order to resupply with new stuff that will sell for Christmas.\r\n\r\n"It\'s therefore quite convenient that <a href="http://Black Friday only exists to sell any old crap http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday-sales/">Black Friday comes along to allow them to do this</a>."\r\n\r\nBut shops hit back, insisting they are doing the eager public a great service.\r\n\r\n"Who doesn\'t want a brand new, cool kettle?" said the owner of one Suffolk electrical store.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, speculation was growing today that so-called online <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/black-friday/">news sites were publishing any old rubbish about Black Friday</a> to get people clicking on adverts.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Woman saves loads of money on Black Friday', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7866-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-22 14:47:06', '2018-11-22 14:47:06', '', 7866, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7866-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10310, 1, '2018-11-23 09:00:47', '2018-11-23 09:00:47', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft-gibraltar.jpg" alt="Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7066" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Editor\r\n\r\nThe Queen has offered the Suffolk port of Lowestoft to Spain - if they agree Gibraltar should remain a British territory.</strong>\r\n\r\nAt a state banquet at Buckingham Palace last night, she told King Felipe of Spain that Lowestoft was a key gateway to the North Sea, and a fair swap for Gibraltar\'s prime spot between the Atlantic and the Mediterranean.\r\n\r\nKing Felipe asked his aides to review the town, and was impressed to learn it is Britain\'s most easterly point, a nice reflection of Gibraltar\'s spot on the southern tip of Spain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut it is feared he may now send ambassadors to the Suffolk town, who will very quickly realise that Lowestoft is not quite the jewel in the crown that Her Majesty was portraying.\r\n\r\nA Buckingham Palace insider said: "Gibraltar has glorious weather, warm blue seas, and a tremendous culture with loads of history.\r\n\r\n"Lowestoft is gloomy, the sea is grey, it is full of charity shops and its only cultural high point was being the home town of rockers The Darkness.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lowestoft.jpg" alt="Lowestoft&#039;s Claremont Pier" width="640" height="425" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7067" /></a><center><em>Lowestoft: could Spain take over? (Photo: Steve Daniels, <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/">CC2.0</a>)</em></center>\r\n\r\n"The Queen is not confident that the Spaniards will go for the deal - she is probably more concerned about being told she has to keep Lowestoft herself. Nobody really wants it."  \r\n\r\nGibraltar has been a thorny issue with the Spanish ever since it was ceded to the British in 1713. Both countries have been arguing ever since, with regular skirmishes between naval vessels off the Rock.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nThe territory, which is only 6.8 square kilometres and has its own airport, has a population of 32,000, less than half that of Lowestoft, which the Suffolk Gazette revealed recently <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/lowestoft-city-of-culture/">was going for City of Culture status</a>.\r\n\r\nBut the two places do have one thing in common - they both have hundreds of apes who roam around stealing things from tourists.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Queen offers Lowestoft to Spain in order to keep Gibraltar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '7065-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-23 09:00:47', '2018-11-23 09:00:47', '', 7065, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/7065-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10311, 1, '2018-11-25 09:25:31', '2018-11-25 09:25:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kevin-the-carrot.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kevin-the-carrot.jpg" alt="Kevin the carrot is secretly gay" width="743" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10312" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Superstar Kevin the Carrot, whose showbiz career was launched by Aldi Christmas TV ads, is leading a double life, The Suffolk Gazette on Sunday can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nFan hysteria has hit Aldi stores where Kevin makes regular appearances. Shoppers can’t wait to get their hands on him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe shot to fame when Aldi did a spoof of the famous Christmas Coca-Cola truck hurtling into town.\r\n\r\nKevin was driving and ended up with the giant truck hanging off a cliff. But he and wife Katie were saved for Christmas.\r\n\r\nBut on Friday night, Kevin, father of three, was seen sneaking out the back entrance of Aldi in Ipswich - with Colin the Courgette.\r\n\r\nThey were both literally legless and holding on to each other. An eye-witness saw them lurch over to a group of men dressed like The Village People who were heading off to a Pride Rally at a nearby nightclub.\r\n\r\nIn the early hours, a Suffolk Gazette investigative reporter and a paparazzi snapper confronted Kevin and Colin to get to the root of the story.\r\n\r\nFans had no idea that their married idol had been leading a life underground.\r\n\r\nKevin admitted: “I’m so ashamed for cheating on my wife, Katie. She will be boiling mad. Carrots often lead mucky lives but they try to keep it from the public.\r\n\r\n“Actually, I’m glad it’s out. I’ve been blackmailed by wicked Pascal the Parsnip.”\r\n\r\nKatie said: “Now That Kevin’s admitted it I will try to make our marriage grate again.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nColin the Courgette confessed: “It was all my fault,  man. I groomed Kevin and thought we could have a simmering affair. I was wrong and will back off now he’s given me the chop.”\r\n\r\nIpswich Vegetable Liaison Officer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In enlightened times there is nothing wrong with being gay.\r\n\r\n"But people will be shocked that Kev has come out of the kitchen closet because he has made a fortune by building his image as a family man.\r\n\r\n"Poor Katie has enough on her plate as it is."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Kevin the Carrot leading gay double life shocker', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'kevin-carrot-gay', '', '', '2018-11-25 09:29:30', '2018-11-25 09:29:30', '', 0, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=10311', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10313, 1, '2018-11-25 09:25:31', '2018-11-25 09:25:31', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kevin-the-carrot.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kevin-the-carrot.jpg" alt="Kevin the carrot is secretly gay" width="743" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10312" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Superstar Kevin the Carrot, whose showbiz career was launched by Aldi Christmas TV ads, is leading a double life, The Suffolk Gazette on Sunday can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nFan hysteria has hit Aldi stores where Kevin makes regular appearances. Shoppers can’t wait to get their hands on him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe shot to fame when Aldi did a spoof of the famous Christmas Coca-Cola truck hurtling into town.\r\n\r\nKevin was driving and ended up with the giant truck hanging off a cliff. But he and wife Katie were saved for Christmas.\r\n\r\nBut on Friday night, Kevin, father of three, was seen sneaking out the back entrance of Aldi in Ipswich - with Colin the Courgette.\r\n\r\nThey were both literally legless and holding on to each other. An eye-witness saw them lurch over to a group of men dressed like The Village People who were heading off to a Pride Rally at a nearby nightclub.\r\n\r\nIn the early hours, a Suffolk Gazette investigative reporter and a paparazzi snapper confronted Kevin and Colin to get to the root of the story.\r\n\r\nFans had no idea that their married idol had been leading a life underground.\r\n\r\nKevin admitted: “I’m so ashamed for cheating on my wife, Katie. She will be boiling mad. Carrots often lead mucky lives but they try to keep it from the public.\r\n\r\n“Actually, I’m glad it’s out. I’ve been blackmailed by wicked Pascal the Parsnip.”\r\n\r\nKatie said: “Now That Kevin’s admitted it I will try to make our marriage grate again.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nColin the Courgette confessed: “It was all my fault,  man. I groomed Kevin and thought we could have a simmering affair. I was wrong and will back off now he’s given me the chop.”\r\n\r\nIpswich Vegetable Liaison Officer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In enlightened times there is nothing wrong with being gay.\r\n\r\n"But people will be shocked that Kev has come out of the kitchen closet because he has made a fortune by building him image as a family man.\r\n\r\n"Poor Katie has enough on her plate as it is."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Kevin the carrot leading gay double life shocker', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10311-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-25 09:25:31', '2018-11-25 09:25:31', '', 10311, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10311-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10314, 1, '2018-11-25 09:27:06', '2018-11-25 09:27:06', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kevin-the-carrot.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kevin-the-carrot.jpg" alt="Kevin the carrot is secretly gay" width="743" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10312" /></a>\n\n<strong>Superstar Kevin the Carrot, whose showbiz career was launched by Aldi Christmas TV ads, is leading a double life, The Suffolk Gazette on Sunday can reveal.</strong>\n\nFan hysteria has hit Aldi stores where Kevin makes regular appearances. Shoppers can’t wait to get their hands on him.\n\n\n\nHe shot to fame when Aldi did a spoof of the famous Christmas Coca-Cola truck hurtling into town.\n\nKevin was driving and ended up with the giant truck hanging off a cliff. But he and wife Katie were saved for Christmas.\n\nBut on Friday night, Kevin, father of three, was seen sneaking out the back entrance of Aldi in Ipswich - with Colin the Courgette.\n\nThey were both literally legless and holding on to each other. An eye-witness saw them lurch over to a group of men dressed like The Village People who were heading off to a Pride Rally at a nearby nightclub.\n\nIn the early hours, a Suffolk Gazette investigative reporter and a paparazzi snapper confronted Kevin and Colin to get to the root of the story.\n\nFans had no idea that their married idol had been leading a life underground.\n\nKevin admitted: “I’m so ashamed for cheating on my wife, Katie. She will be boiling mad. Carrots often lead mucky lives but they try to keep it from the public.\n\n“Actually, I’m glad it’s out. I’ve been blackmailed by wicked Pascal the Parsnip.”\n\nKatie said: “Now That Kevin’s admitted it I will try to make our marriage grate again.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nColin the Courgette confessed: “It was all my fault,  man. I groomed Kevin and thought we could have a simmering affair. I was wrong and will back off now he’s given me the chop.”\n\nIpswich Vegetable Liaison Officer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In enlightened times there is nothing wrong with being gay.\n\n"But people will be shocked that Kev has come out of the kitchen closet because he has made a fortune by building him image as a family man.\n\n"Poor Katie has enough on her plate as it is."\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Kevin the Carrot leading gay double life shocker', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10311-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-11-25 09:27:06', '2018-11-25 09:27:06', '', 10311, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10311-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10315, 1, '2018-11-25 09:27:14', '2018-11-25 09:27:14', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kevin-the-carrot.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kevin-the-carrot.jpg" alt="Kevin the carrot is secretly gay" width="743" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10312" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Superstar Kevin the Carrot, whose showbiz career was launched by Aldi Christmas TV ads, is leading a double life, The Suffolk Gazette on Sunday can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nFan hysteria has hit Aldi stores where Kevin makes regular appearances. Shoppers can’t wait to get their hands on him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe shot to fame when Aldi did a spoof of the famous Christmas Coca-Cola truck hurtling into town.\r\n\r\nKevin was driving and ended up with the giant truck hanging off a cliff. But he and wife Katie were saved for Christmas.\r\n\r\nBut on Friday night, Kevin, father of three, was seen sneaking out the back entrance of Aldi in Ipswich - with Colin the Courgette.\r\n\r\nThey were both literally legless and holding on to each other. An eye-witness saw them lurch over to a group of men dressed like The Village People who were heading off to a Pride Rally at a nearby nightclub.\r\n\r\nIn the early hours, a Suffolk Gazette investigative reporter and a paparazzi snapper confronted Kevin and Colin to get to the root of the story.\r\n\r\nFans had no idea that their married idol had been leading a life underground.\r\n\r\nKevin admitted: “I’m so ashamed for cheating on my wife, Katie. She will be boiling mad. Carrots often lead mucky lives but they try to keep it from the public.\r\n\r\n“Actually, I’m glad it’s out. I’ve been blackmailed by wicked Pascal the Parsnip.”\r\n\r\nKatie said: “Now That Kevin’s admitted it I will try to make our marriage grate again.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nColin the Courgette confessed: “It was all my fault,  man. I groomed Kevin and thought we could have a simmering affair. I was wrong and will back off now he’s given me the chop.”\r\n\r\nIpswich Vegetable Liaison Officer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In enlightened times there is nothing wrong with being gay.\r\n\r\n"But people will be shocked that Kev has come out of the kitchen closet because he has made a fortune by building him image as a family man.\r\n\r\n"Poor Katie has enough on her plate as it is."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Kevin the Carrot leading gay double life shocker', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10311-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-25 09:27:14', '2018-11-25 09:27:14', '', 10311, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10311-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (10316, 1, '2018-11-25 09:29:30', '2018-11-25 09:29:30', '<a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kevin-the-carrot.jpg"><img src="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kevin-the-carrot.jpg" alt="Kevin the carrot is secretly gay" width="743" height="495" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10312" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>Superstar Kevin the Carrot, whose showbiz career was launched by Aldi Christmas TV ads, is leading a double life, The Suffolk Gazette on Sunday can reveal.</strong>\r\n\r\nFan hysteria has hit Aldi stores where Kevin makes regular appearances. Shoppers can’t wait to get their hands on him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHe shot to fame when Aldi did a spoof of the famous Christmas Coca-Cola truck hurtling into town.\r\n\r\nKevin was driving and ended up with the giant truck hanging off a cliff. But he and wife Katie were saved for Christmas.\r\n\r\nBut on Friday night, Kevin, father of three, was seen sneaking out the back entrance of Aldi in Ipswich - with Colin the Courgette.\r\n\r\nThey were both literally legless and holding on to each other. An eye-witness saw them lurch over to a group of men dressed like The Village People who were heading off to a Pride Rally at a nearby nightclub.\r\n\r\nIn the early hours, a Suffolk Gazette investigative reporter and a paparazzi snapper confronted Kevin and Colin to get to the root of the story.\r\n\r\nFans had no idea that their married idol had been leading a life underground.\r\n\r\nKevin admitted: “I’m so ashamed for cheating on my wife, Katie. She will be boiling mad. Carrots often lead mucky lives but they try to keep it from the public.\r\n\r\n“Actually, I’m glad it’s out. I’ve been blackmailed by wicked Pascal the Parsnip.”\r\n\r\nKatie said: “Now That Kevin’s admitted it I will try to make our marriage grate again.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nColin the Courgette confessed: “It was all my fault,  man. I groomed Kevin and thought we could have a simmering affair. I was wrong and will back off now he’s given me the chop.”\r\n\r\nIpswich Vegetable Liaison Officer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: "In enlightened times there is nothing wrong with being gay.\r\n\r\n"But people will be shocked that Kev has come out of the kitchen closet because he has made a fortune by building his image as a family man.\r\n\r\n"Poor Katie has enough on her plate as it is."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-C]', 'Kevin the Carrot leading gay double life shocker', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '10311-revision-v1', '', '', '2018-11-25 09:29:30', '2018-11-25 09:29:30', '', 10311, 'https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/10311-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
