INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1533, 1, '2015-08-25 09:18:56', '2015-08-25 09:18:56', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nA Russian submarine has been spotted lurking off the Suffolk coast as Vladimir Putin continues to provoke the west over troubles in the Ukraine.</b>\r\n\r\nDefence chiefs fear the menacing sub is spying on Felixstowe as the Russian regime attempts to understand what makes a great British holiday resort so popular.\r\n\r\nBritish spymasters believe Putin is envious of Felixstowe\'s international reputation as a summer millionaire\'s playground - and wants to use covert intelligence to help build a copycat resort back home on the Black Sea.\r\n\r\nBut officials warned the submarine has technically "invaded" Britain after entering UK waters uninvited - and added an accidental collision with one of the huge container ships from Felixstowe Port was a very real danger, sparking a major international incident.\r\n\r\nA Ministry of Defence insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Since we mothballed our fleet of submarine-hunting Nimrod aircraft, Putin has been sending his vessels into our waters in increasing numbers, knowing we can not pick them up.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a dangerous game of chess as he goads us over our opposition to his aggressive expansionist policies in the Ukraine region."\r\n\r\nThe submarine, believed to be a third-generation ballistic-missile-capable Austin Maestro class, was first spotted by visitors sitting in their cars at the Felixtowe Port viewing area.\r\n\r\nThey saw a mysterious periscope appearing from the waves about two miles offshore, rotating backwards and forwards by 45 degress as if surveying the Felixstowe coastline.\r\n\r\nOne tourist, Justin Allen, managed to take this exclusive photograph before the submaring dived and glided silently under the waves again.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-566x377.jpg" alt="russian-submarine" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1530" /></a><center><i>The Russian submarine caught spying on Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Allen, 56, from Woodbridge, said: "I was in the car with my elderly mother enjoing a cheese sandwich when I spotted the sub. I couldn\'t believe it - but I luckily managed to take the photo before it disappeared from view.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terrifying to think the Russians are getting so close to us and there\'s seemingly nothing we can do about it. I\'m not surprised Putin wants to understand why Felixstowe is such a popular holiday resort, but I worry that he has positioned a sub in the middle of our very busy shipping lanes."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that MI5 has now sent undercover agents to the Felixstowe area to begin a counter-espionage operation.\r\n\r\nThey are believed to be staying in the various beautiful caravan parks near the seafront, and are said to be splitting up in order to maximise efforts against the Russians.\r\n\r\nOne will spend time at the glorious Mannings amusement park, one of the world\'s leading leisure facilities that rivals Disneyland, while another is stationed on the internationally-renowned crazy golf couse on the promenade, a course which attracts the world\'s best golfers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a third agent will patrol the beautiful pier (the bit still open to the public), while the last is said to be holed up in the resort\'s high-class leisure centre.\r\n\r\n"Putin needs to be put in his place," said an MI5 source hiding behind a newspaper with eye holes cut out. "Felixstowe has worked hard for centuries to earn its reputation as one of the world\'s leading leisure destinations. If the Russians think they can just come and steal our secrets, then they have a another thing coming."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Russian submarine spying on Felixstowe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1528-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-25 09:18:56', '2015-08-25 09:18:56', '', 1528, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1528-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1534, 1, '2015-08-25 09:20:04', '2015-08-25 09:20:04', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nA Russian submarine has been spotted lurking off the Suffolk coast as Vladimir Putin continues to provoke the west over troubles in the Ukraine.</b>\r\n\r\nDefence chiefs fear the menacing sub is spying on Felixstowe as the Russian regime attempts to understand what makes a great British holiday resort so popular.\r\n\r\nBritish spymasters believe Putin is envious of Felixstowe\'s international reputation as a summer millionaire\'s playground - and wants to use covert intelligence to help build a copycat resort back home on the Black Sea.\r\n\r\nBut officials warned the submarine has technically "invaded" Britain after entering UK waters uninvited - and added an accidental collision with one of the huge container ships from Felixstowe Port was a very real danger, sparking a major international incident.\r\n\r\nA Ministry of Defence insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Since we mothballed our fleet of submarine-hunting Nimrod aircraft, Putin has been sending his vessels into our waters in increasing numbers, knowing we can not pick them up.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a dangerous game of chess as he goads us over our opposition to his aggressive expansionist policies in the Ukraine region."\r\n\r\nThe submarine, believed to be a third-generation ballistic-missile-capable Austin Maestro class, was first spotted by visitors sitting in their cars at the Felixtowe Port viewing area.\r\n\r\nThey saw a mysterious periscope appearing from the waves about two miles offshore, rotating backwards and forwards by 45 degress as if surveying the Felixstowe coastline.\r\n\r\nOne tourist, Justin Allen, managed to take this exclusive photograph before the submaring dived and glided silently under the waves again.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-566x377.jpg" alt="russian-submarine" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1530" /></a><center><i>The Russian submarine caught spying on Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Allen, 56, from Woodbridge, said: "I was in the car with my elderly mother enjoing a cheese sandwich when I spotted the sub. I couldn\'t believe it - but I luckily managed to take the photo before it disappeared from view.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terrifying to think the Russians are getting so close to us and there\'s seemingly nothing we can do about it. I\'m not surprised Putin wants to understand why Felixstowe is such a popular holiday resort, but I worry that he has positioned a sub in the middle of our very busy shipping lanes."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that MI5 has now sent undercover agents to the Felixstowe area to begin a counter-espionage operation.\r\n\r\nThey are believed to be staying in one of the high-class caravan parks near the seafront, and splitting up during the day in order to maximise efforts against the Russians.\r\n\r\nOne will spend time at the glorious Mannings amusement park, one of the world\'s leading leisure facilities that rivals Disneyland, while another is stationed on the internationally-renowned crazy golf couse on the promenade, a course which attracts the world\'s best golfers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a third agent will patrol the beautiful pier (the bit still open to the public), while the last is said to be holed up in the resort\'s high-class leisure centre.\r\n\r\n"Putin needs to be put in his place," said an MI5 source hiding behind a newspaper with eye holes cut out. "Felixstowe has worked hard for centuries to earn its reputation as one of the world\'s leading leisure destinations. If the Russians think they can just come and steal our secrets, then they have a another thing coming."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Russian submarine spying on Felixstowe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1528-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-25 09:20:04', '2015-08-25 09:20:04', '', 1528, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1528-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1535, 1, '2015-08-25 09:20:59', '2015-08-25 09:20:59', '<b>World Exclusive\r\nBy Doug Trench\r\nDefence Editor\r\n\r\nA Russian submarine has been spotted lurking off the Suffolk coast as Vladimir Putin continues to provoke the west over troubles in the Ukraine.</b>\r\n\r\nDefence chiefs fear the menacing sub is spying on Felixstowe as the Russian regime attempts to understand what makes a great British holiday resort so popular.\r\n\r\nBritish spymasters believe Putin is envious of Felixstowe\'s international reputation as a summer millionaire\'s playground - and wants to use covert intelligence to help build a copycat resort back home on the Black Sea.\r\n\r\nBut officials warned the submarine has technically "invaded" Britain after entering UK waters uninvited - and added an accidental collision with one of the huge container ships from Felixstowe Port was a very real danger, sparking a major international incident.\r\n\r\nA Ministry of Defence insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Since we mothballed our fleet of submarine-hunting Nimrod aircraft, Putin has been sending his vessels into our waters in increasing numbers, knowing we can not pick them up.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a dangerous game of chess as he goads us over our opposition to his aggressive expansionist policies in the Ukraine region."\r\n\r\nThe submarine, believed to be a third-generation ballistic-missile-capable Austin Maestro class, was first spotted by visitors sitting in their cars at the Felixtowe Port viewing area.\r\n\r\nThey saw a mysterious periscope appearing from the waves about two miles offshore, rotating backwards and forwards by 45 degress as if surveying the Felixstowe coastline.\r\n\r\nOne tourist, Justin Allen, managed to take this exclusive photograph before the submaring dived and glided silently under the waves again.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-e1440492314858.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russian-submarine-566x377.jpg" alt="russian-submarine" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1530" /></a><center><i>The Russian submarine caught spying on Felixstowe</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Allen, 56, from Woodbridge, said: "I was in the car with my elderly mother enjoing a cheese sandwich when I spotted the sub. I couldn\'t believe it - but I luckily managed to take the photo before it disappeared from view.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terrifying to think the Russians are getting so close to us and there\'s seemingly nothing we can do about it. I\'m not surprised Putin wants to understand why Felixstowe is such a popular holiday resort, but I worry that he has positioned a sub in the middle of our very busy shipping lanes."\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands that MI5 has now sent undercover agents to the Felixstowe area to begin a counter-espionage operation.\r\n\r\nThey are believed to be staying in one of the high-class caravan parks near the seafront, and splitting up during the day in order to maximise efforts against the Russians.\r\n\r\nOne will spend time at the glorious Mannings amusement park, one of the world\'s leading leisure facilities that rivals Disneyland, while another is stationed on the internationally-renowned crazy golf couse on the promenade, a course which attracts the world\'s best golfers.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, a third agent will patrol the beautiful pier (the bit still open to the public), while the last is said to be holed up in the resort\'s exclusive leisure centre, which is used by Felixstowe residents with beautiful bodies.\r\n\r\n"Putin needs to be put in his place," said an MI5 source hiding behind a newspaper with eye holes cut out. "Felixstowe has worked hard for centuries to earn its reputation as one of the world\'s leading leisure destinations. If the Russians think they can just come and steal our secrets, then they have a another thing coming."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Russian submarine spying on Felixstowe', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1528-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-25 09:20:59', '2015-08-25 09:20:59', '', 1528, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1528-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1537, 1, '2015-08-25 22:22:00', '2015-08-25 22:22:00', '<b>Minnows Manchester United were ecstatic last night after being drawn in the cup against the famous Ipswich Town.</b>\r\n\r\nUnited fans roared in anticipation when their team were drawn to play at home against the former FA Cup, League and UEFA champions from Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThey can\'t wait to see how their plucky Old Trafford team, led by up-and-coming players like Wayne Rooney, will get on against such illustrious opposition.\r\n\r\nFans in Manchester won\'t care about the likely defeat to Mick McCarthy\'s men, who are currently top of the Champonship and unbeaten in all competitions.\r\n\r\nDarren Smith, 29, a United season ticket holder said: "The chance to play against Ipswich comes around so rarely.\r\n\r\n"It will be fascinating to see how our boys can hold up against them.\r\n\r\n"We won\'t mind about the result - it will be a night to remember whatever happens on the pitch."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile the Tractor Boys were taking the Capital One Cup draw, made after they beat Doncaster 4-1 in the second round, in their stride.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a bit of a boring draw, isn\'t it?" complained Ipswich supporter Mark Peters, 32, from Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"We were rather hoping for a glamour tie like Carlisle away."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man Utd\'s dream clash with Ipswich', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'manchester-united-ipswich', '', '', '2015-09-02 10:49:35', '2015-09-02 10:49:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1537', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1538, 1, '2015-08-25 22:15:37', '2015-08-25 22:15:37', 'Minnows Manchester United were ecstatic last night after being drawn against the famous Ipswich Town in the cup.\r\n\r\nUnited fans roared in anticipation when their team were drawn to play at home against the former FA Cup, League and UEFA champions from Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThey can\'t wait to see how their plucky Old Trafford team, led by up-and-coming players like Wayne Rooney, will get on against such illustrious opposition.\r\n\r\nFans in Manchester won\'t care about the likely defeat to Mick McCarthy\'s men, who are currently top of the Champonship and unbeaten in all competitions.\r\n\r\nDarren Smith, 29, a United season ticket holder said: "The chance to play against Ioswich comes around so rarely.\r\n\r\n"It will be fascinating to see how our boys can hold up against them.\r\n\r\n"We won\'t mind about the result - it will be a night to remember whatever happens on the pitch."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile the Tractor Boys were taking the Capital One Cup draw, made after they beat Doncaster 4-1 in the second round, in their stride.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a bit of a boring draw, isn\'t it?" complained Ipswich supporter Mark Peters, 32, from Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"We were rather hoping for a glamour tie like Carlisle away."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man Utd\'s dream clash with Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1537-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-25 22:15:37', '2015-08-25 22:15:37', '', 1537, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1537-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1539, 1, '2015-08-25 22:22:00', '2015-08-25 22:22:00', '<b>Minnows Manchester United were ecstatic last night after being drawn in the cup against the famous Ipswich Town.</b>\r\n\r\nUnited fans roared in anticipation when their team were drawn to play at home against the former FA Cup, League and UEFA champions from Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThey can\'t wait to see how their plucky Old Trafford team, led by up-and-coming players like Wayne Rooney, will get on against such illustrious opposition.\r\n\r\nFans in Manchester won\'t care about the likely defeat to Mick McCarthy\'s men, who are currently top of the Champonship and unbeaten in all competitions.\r\n\r\nDarren Smith, 29, a United season ticket holder said: "The chance to play against Ioswich comes around so rarely.\r\n\r\n"It will be fascinating to see how our boys can hold up against them.\r\n\r\n"We won\'t mind about the result - it will be a night to remember whatever happens on the pitch."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile the Tractor Boys were taking the Capital One Cup draw, made after they beat Doncaster 4-1 in the second round, in their stride.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a bit of a boring draw, isn\'t it?" complained Ipswich supporter Mark Peters, 32, from Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"We were rather hoping for a glamour tie like Carlisle away."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man Utd\'s dream clash with Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1537-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-25 22:22:00', '2015-08-25 22:22:00', '', 1537, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1537-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1540, 1, '2015-08-26 11:38:41', '2015-08-26 11:38:41', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nMale commuters on the Greater Anglia mainline today welcomed Jeremy Corbyn\'s plan for women-only carriages - so they don\'t have to listen to them chatting away on their mobile phones.</b>\r\n\r\nLabour leadership candidate Mr Corbyn revealed his segregated carriage idea after a rise in sexual assaults on Britain\'s train services.\r\n\r\nBut even though no men on the main London line from Norfolk and Suffolk would ever consider touching a woman - even their own wives - the women-only carriages will still be welcome.\r\n\r\nStephen Brittas, who commutes from his home in Stowmarket to London each day, said: "Every morning I have to listen to women nattering in loud voices on their mobile phones. Often it\'s in a ridiculous high-pitched voice to their young children. One even blows kisses to her dog.\r\n\r\n"Then after a long day at work, the whole thing repeats itself as they tell whomever is unfortunate enough to be on the other end all about their day.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Corbyn gets his way, these women can all sit on the same carriage and talk over each other into their bloody phones. Vote for Jeremy Corbyn!"\r\n\r\nBut female commuters we spoke to said men were just as bad on their mobiles. Dawn Colridge, 19, from Colchester, said: "I\'ve never been sexually assaulted on a Greater Anglia train, but I do get fed up with blokes sitting with their legs wide open, speaking on their phone and trying to look important."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men welcome women-only train carriages', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'women-only-train-carriages', '', '', '2015-08-28 13:55:00', '2015-08-28 13:55:00', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1540', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1541, 1, '2015-08-26 11:37:37', '2015-08-26 11:37:37', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nMale commuters using the Great Anglia mainline today welcomed Jeremy Corbyn\'s plan for women-only carriages - so they don\'t have to listen to them chatting away on their mobile phones.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn revealed his segregated carriage idea after a rise in sexual assaults on Britain\'s train services.\r\n\r\nBut as no men on the main London line from Norfolk and Suffolk would ever consider touching a woman - even their own wives - the women-only carriages will still be welcome.\r\n\r\nStephen Brittas, who commutes from his home in Stowmarket to London each day, said: "Every morning I have to listen to women nattering in loud voices on their mobile phones. Often it\'s in a ridiculous high-pitched, loud voice to their young children. One even blows kisses to her dog.\r\n\r\n"Then after a long day at work, the whole thing repeats itself as they tell whomever is unfortunate enough to be on the other end all about their day.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Corbyn gets his way, these women can all sit on the same carriage and talk over each other into their bloody phones. Vote for Jeremy Corbyn!"\r\n\r\nBut female commuters we spoke to said men were just as bad on their mobiles. Dawn Colridge, 19, from Colchester, said: "I\'ve never been sexually assaulted on a Greater Anglia train, but I do get fed up with blokes sitting with their legs wide open speaking on their phone trying to look important."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Women-only train carriages welcomed', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1540-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-26 11:37:37', '2015-08-26 11:37:37', '', 1540, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1540-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1542, 1, '2015-08-26 11:38:14', '2015-08-26 11:38:14', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nMale commuters using the Great Anglia mainline today welcomed Jeremy Corbyn\'s plan for women-only carriages - so they don\'t have to listen to them chatting away on their mobile phones.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn revealed his segregated carriage idea after a rise in sexual assaults on Britain\'s train services.\r\n\r\nBut as no men on the main London line from Norfolk and Suffolk would ever consider touching a woman - even their own wives - the women-only carriages will still be welcome.\r\n\r\nStephen Brittas, who commutes from his home in Stowmarket to London each day, said: "Every morning I have to listen to women nattering in loud voices on their mobile phones. Often it\'s in a ridiculous high-pitched, loud voice to their young children. One even blows kisses to her dog.\r\n\r\n"Then after a long day at work, the whole thing repeats itself as they tell whomever is unfortunate enough to be on the other end all about their day.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Corbyn gets his way, these women can all sit on the same carriage and talk over each other into their bloody phones. Vote for Jeremy Corbyn!"\r\n\r\nBut female commuters we spoke to said men were just as bad on their mobiles. Dawn Colridge, 19, from Colchester, said: "I\'ve never been sexually assaulted on a Greater Anglia train, but I do get fed up with blokes sitting with their legs wide open speaking on their phone trying to look important."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men welcome women-only train carriages', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1540-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-26 11:38:14', '2015-08-26 11:38:14', '', 1540, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1540-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1543, 1, '2015-08-26 11:45:40', '2015-08-26 11:45:40', '<b>By Casey Jones\nRailways Correspondent\n\nMale commuters on the Greater Anglia mainline today welcomed Jeremy Corbyn\'s plan for women-only carriages - so they don\'t have to listen to them chatting away on their mobile phones.</b>\n\nLabour leadership candidate Mr Corbyn revealed his segregated carriage idea after a rise in sexual assaults on Britain\'s train services.\n\nBut even though no men on the main London line from Norfolk and Suffolk would ever consider touching a woman - even their own wives - the women-only carriages will still be welcome.\n\nStephen Brittas, who commutes from his home in Stowmarket to London each day, said: "Every morning I have to listen to women nattering in loud voices on their mobile phones. Often it\'s in a ridiculous high-pitched, loud voice to their young children. One even blows kisses to her dog.\n\n"Then after a long day at work, the whole thing repeats itself as they tell whomever is unfortunate enough to be on the other end all about their day.\n\n"If Mr Corbyn gets his way, these women can all sit on the same carriage and talk over each other into their bloody phones. Vote for Jeremy Corbyn!"\n\nBut female commuters we spoke to said men were just as bad on their mobiles. Dawn Colridge, 19, from Colchester, said: "I\'ve never been sexually assaulted on a Greater Anglia train, but I do get fed up with blokes sitting with their legs wide open speaking on their phone trying to look important."\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men welcome women-only train carriages', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1540-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-08-26 11:45:40', '2015-08-26 11:45:40', '', 1540, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1540-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1544, 1, '2015-08-26 11:43:49', '2015-08-26 11:43:49', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nMale commuters on the Greater Anglia mainline today welcomed Jeremy Corbyn\'s plan for women-only carriages - so they don\'t have to listen to them chatting away on their mobile phones.</b>\r\n\r\nLaqbour leadership candidate Mr Corbyn revealed his segregated carriage idea after a rise in sexual assaults on Britain\'s train services.\r\n\r\nBut as no men on the main London line from Norfolk and Suffolk would ever consider touching a woman - even their own wives - the women-only carriages will still be welcome.\r\n\r\nStephen Brittas, who commutes from his home in Stowmarket to London each day, said: "Every morning I have to listen to women nattering in loud voices on their mobile phones. Often it\'s in a ridiculous high-pitched, loud voice to their young children. One even blows kisses to her dog.\r\n\r\n"Then after a long day at work, the whole thing repeats itself as they tell whomever is unfortunate enough to be on the other end all about their day.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Corbyn gets his way, these women can all sit on the same carriage and talk over each other into their bloody phones. Vote for Jeremy Corbyn!"\r\n\r\nBut female commuters we spoke to said men were just as bad on their mobiles. Dawn Colridge, 19, from Colchester, said: "I\'ve never been sexually assaulted on a Greater Anglia train, but I do get fed up with blokes sitting with their legs wide open speaking on their phone trying to look important."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men welcome women-only train carriages', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1540-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-26 11:43:49', '2015-08-26 11:43:49', '', 1540, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1540-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1545, 1, '2015-08-26 11:44:12', '2015-08-26 11:44:12', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nMale commuters on the Greater Anglia mainline today welcomed Jeremy Corbyn\'s plan for women-only carriages - so they don\'t have to listen to them chatting away on their mobile phones.</b>\r\n\r\nLabour leadership candidate Mr Corbyn revealed his segregated carriage idea after a rise in sexual assaults on Britain\'s train services.\r\n\r\nBut as no men on the main London line from Norfolk and Suffolk would ever consider touching a woman - even their own wives - the women-only carriages will still be welcome.\r\n\r\nStephen Brittas, who commutes from his home in Stowmarket to London each day, said: "Every morning I have to listen to women nattering in loud voices on their mobile phones. Often it\'s in a ridiculous high-pitched, loud voice to their young children. One even blows kisses to her dog.\r\n\r\n"Then after a long day at work, the whole thing repeats itself as they tell whomever is unfortunate enough to be on the other end all about their day.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Corbyn gets his way, these women can all sit on the same carriage and talk over each other into their bloody phones. Vote for Jeremy Corbyn!"\r\n\r\nBut female commuters we spoke to said men were just as bad on their mobiles. Dawn Colridge, 19, from Colchester, said: "I\'ve never been sexually assaulted on a Greater Anglia train, but I do get fed up with blokes sitting with their legs wide open speaking on their phone trying to look important."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men welcome women-only train carriages', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1540-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-26 11:44:12', '2015-08-26 11:44:12', '', 1540, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1540-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1546, 1, '2015-08-26 11:45:42', '2015-08-26 11:45:42', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nMale commuters on the Greater Anglia mainline today welcomed Jeremy Corbyn\'s plan for women-only carriages - so they don\'t have to listen to them chatting away on their mobile phones.</b>\r\n\r\nLabour leadership candidate Mr Corbyn revealed his segregated carriage idea after a rise in sexual assaults on Britain\'s train services.\r\n\r\nBut even though no men on the main London line from Norfolk and Suffolk would ever consider touching a woman - even their own wives - the women-only carriages will still be welcome.\r\n\r\nStephen Brittas, who commutes from his home in Stowmarket to London each day, said: "Every morning I have to listen to women nattering in loud voices on their mobile phones. Often it\'s in a ridiculous high-pitched, loud voice to their young children. One even blows kisses to her dog.\r\n\r\n"Then after a long day at work, the whole thing repeats itself as they tell whomever is unfortunate enough to be on the other end all about their day.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Corbyn gets his way, these women can all sit on the same carriage and talk over each other into their bloody phones. Vote for Jeremy Corbyn!"\r\n\r\nBut female commuters we spoke to said men were just as bad on their mobiles. Dawn Colridge, 19, from Colchester, said: "I\'ve never been sexually assaulted on a Greater Anglia train, but I do get fed up with blokes sitting with their legs wide open speaking on their phone trying to look important."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men welcome women-only train carriages', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1540-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-26 11:45:42', '2015-08-26 11:45:42', '', 1540, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1540-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1547, 1, '2015-08-26 11:46:28', '2015-08-26 11:46:28', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nMale commuters on the Greater Anglia mainline today welcomed Jeremy Corbyn\'s plan for women-only carriages - so they don\'t have to listen to them chatting away on their mobile phones.</b>\r\n\r\nLabour leadership candidate Mr Corbyn revealed his segregated carriage idea after a rise in sexual assaults on Britain\'s train services.\r\n\r\nBut even though no men on the main London line from Norfolk and Suffolk would ever consider touching a woman - even their own wives - the women-only carriages will still be welcome.\r\n\r\nStephen Brittas, who commutes from his home in Stowmarket to London each day, said: "Every morning I have to listen to women nattering in loud voices on their mobile phones. Often it\'s in a ridiculous high-pitched voice to their young children. One even blows kisses to her dog.\r\n\r\n"Then after a long day at work, the whole thing repeats itself as they tell whomever is unfortunate enough to be on the other end all about their day.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Corbyn gets his way, these women can all sit on the same carriage and talk over each other into their bloody phones. Vote for Jeremy Corbyn!"\r\n\r\nBut female commuters we spoke to said men were just as bad on their mobiles. Dawn Colridge, 19, from Colchester, said: "I\'ve never been sexually assaulted on a Greater Anglia train, but I do get fed up with blokes sitting with their legs wide open speaking on their phone trying to look important."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men welcome women-only train carriages', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1540-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-26 11:46:28', '2015-08-26 11:46:28', '', 1540, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1540-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1548, 1, '2015-08-26 11:47:17', '2015-08-26 11:47:17', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailways Correspondent\r\n\r\nMale commuters on the Greater Anglia mainline today welcomed Jeremy Corbyn\'s plan for women-only carriages - so they don\'t have to listen to them chatting away on their mobile phones.</b>\r\n\r\nLabour leadership candidate Mr Corbyn revealed his segregated carriage idea after a rise in sexual assaults on Britain\'s train services.\r\n\r\nBut even though no men on the main London line from Norfolk and Suffolk would ever consider touching a woman - even their own wives - the women-only carriages will still be welcome.\r\n\r\nStephen Brittas, who commutes from his home in Stowmarket to London each day, said: "Every morning I have to listen to women nattering in loud voices on their mobile phones. Often it\'s in a ridiculous high-pitched voice to their young children. One even blows kisses to her dog.\r\n\r\n"Then after a long day at work, the whole thing repeats itself as they tell whomever is unfortunate enough to be on the other end all about their day.\r\n\r\n"If Mr Corbyn gets his way, these women can all sit on the same carriage and talk over each other into their bloody phones. Vote for Jeremy Corbyn!"\r\n\r\nBut female commuters we spoke to said men were just as bad on their mobiles. Dawn Colridge, 19, from Colchester, said: "I\'ve never been sexually assaulted on a Greater Anglia train, but I do get fed up with blokes sitting with their legs wide open, speaking on their phone and trying to look important."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men welcome women-only train carriages', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1540-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-26 11:47:17', '2015-08-26 11:47:17', '', 1540, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1540-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1549, 1, '2015-08-26 12:14:02', '2015-08-26 12:14:02', '<b>Minnows Manchester United were ecstatic last night after being drawn in the cup against the famous Ipswich Town.</b>\r\n\r\nUnited fans roared in anticipation when their team were drawn to play at home against the former FA Cup, League and UEFA champions from Suffolk.\r\n\r\nThey can\'t wait to see how their plucky Old Trafford team, led by up-and-coming players like Wayne Rooney, will get on against such illustrious opposition.\r\n\r\nFans in Manchester won\'t care about the likely defeat to Mick McCarthy\'s men, who are currently top of the Champonship and unbeaten in all competitions.\r\n\r\nDarren Smith, 29, a United season ticket holder said: "The chance to play against Ipswich comes around so rarely.\r\n\r\n"It will be fascinating to see how our boys can hold up against them.\r\n\r\n"We won\'t mind about the result - it will be a night to remember whatever happens on the pitch."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile the Tractor Boys were taking the Capital One Cup draw, made after they beat Doncaster 4-1 in the second round, in their stride.\r\n\r\n"It\'s a bit of a boring draw, isn\'t it?" complained Ipswich supporter Mark Peters, 32, from Bury St Edmunds.\r\n\r\n"We were rather hoping for a glamour tie like Carlisle away."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man Utd\'s dream clash with Ipswich', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1537-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-26 12:14:02', '2015-08-26 12:14:02', '', 1537, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1537-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1565, 1, '2015-08-28 15:05:48', '2015-08-28 15:05:48', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\r\n\r\nKim Kardashian, October 21. Libra</b>\r\n\r\nWith Uranus looming large, you need to put any troubles behind you and look forward to a stunning year of fame and fortune. With your full moon covering The Sun (and the Star), causing a total eclipse for many around you, expect people to be in the dark about your true intentions. In fact, they might not have a clue who, or indeed what, you are trying to be.\r\n\r\n<center><i><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:351px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:126.652452% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/87994684?et=pkGvE1DWTpdUFAtfbYRJ2Q&viewMoreLink=on&sig=kH67rafRXQeMNVfJEbTeBMW7WCZuyc8oIBZ1whGk6Mo=" width="351" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/87994684" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Bottoms up: Kim Kardashian</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour love life will continue to blossom, even though you are pregnant. It\'s maybe ironic that you have paid thousands for implants everywhere in your body, including your backside, but one shag has caused your stomach to expand to impressive proportions for free.\r\n\r\nOne thing is for sure, you are heading for good fortune, with media outlets around the world clamouring for the exclusive rights to your baby pictures. The Suffolk Gazette will be bidding, although only up to $5.50. The Editor says he remains "hopeful".\r\n\r\n \r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: Kim Kardashian', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1457-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-28 15:05:48', '2015-08-28 15:05:48', '', 1457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1457-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1567, 1, '2015-08-28 15:12:45', '2015-08-28 15:12:45', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\r\n\r\nKim Kardashian, October 21. Libra</b>\r\n\r\nWith Uranus looming large, you need to put any troubles behind you and look forward to a stunning year of fame and fortune. With your full moon covering The Sun (and the Star), causing a total eclipse for many around you, expect most to be in the dark about your true intentions. In fact, they might not have a clue who, or indeed what, you are trying to be.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/kim-kardashian-e1440774522941.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/kim-kardashian-566x377.jpg" alt="kim-kardashian" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1566" /></a><center><i>Bottoms up: Kim Kardashian</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour love life will continue to blossom, even though you are pregnant and in a relationship with Kanye West. It\'s maybe ironic that you have paid thousands for implants everywhere in your body, including your backside, but one shag has caused your stomach to expand to impressive proportions for free.\r\n\r\nOne thing is for sure, you are heading for good fortune, with media outlets around the world clamouring for the exclusive rights to your baby pictures. The Suffolk Gazette will be bidding, although only up to $5.50. The Editor says he remains "hopeful".\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: Kim Kardashian', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1457-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-08-28 15:12:45', '2015-08-28 15:12:45', '', 1457, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1457-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1572, 1, '2015-09-01 10:39:13', '2015-09-01 10:39:13', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer correspondent\r\n\r\nMen admitted last night to crumbling under the pressure of filling their bags efficiently and quickly at supermarket checkouts.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile women can pack away with no fuss whatsoever, men become flustered as the first goods roll across the scanner and down into the packing area.\r\n\r\nWith a queue of impatient customers waiting in line, and a checkout person scanning items at seemingly lightening speed, men are soon overwhelmed by a sense of inadequency.\r\n\r\nAs nerves hit crisis point, they bungle trying to prise open the top of plastic carrier bags - causing scanned items to clog up to the extent that the checkout person has to stop working. Meanwhile, women in the queue begin tutting, pointing and shaking their heads.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/166835451?et=xATGxFMiQddjOyyBNiYYxg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=bFunHmryvZSlznAAv3el9tQlBCaYG2GB4m54YKp2294=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/166835451" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A man forces a brave smile after another humiliating checkout experience</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBuilder Chris Green, of Mildenhall, Suffolk, said: "I\'m quite good at speeding around the supermarket selecting all the goods I need. But once I\'ve filled my trolley and head for the checkout, my problems begin.\r\n\r\n"Men are just not programmed to be efficient when it comes to packing the bags. We even struggle to open the things. Women seem to be able to pack the same type of goods together in the same bag - so a bag for cheeses, another for meat, a couple for veg, and even separate ones for toiletries.\r\n\r\n"But us men end up cramming everything together just to try to speed up and avoid the glares of other waiting customers.\r\n\r\n"My mates are the same - we end up with a bag that might have toothpaste, wine, a joint of beef, cream and crisps all together. I dare not even think about what happens to the eggs.\r\n\r\n"And because we try to cram so much in each bag to speed up, they invariably split when we lift them back into trolley."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for leading supermarket Fresco said: "We are aware men are incompetent packers and get into a bit of a state about it. We have now trained our checkout staff to be patient with them - but we can only ask female customers to be patient."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men crumble under supermarket checkout pressure', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'men-supermarket-checkout', '', '', '2015-09-01 10:46:55', '2015-09-01 10:46:55', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1572', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1573, 1, '2015-09-01 10:14:36', '2015-09-01 10:14:36', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer correspondent\r\n\r\nMen admitted last night that they crumbled under the pressure of filling their bags efficently and quickly at supermarket checkouts.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile women can pack away with no fuss whatsoever, men became flustered as the first goods rolled across the scanner and down into the packing area.\r\n\r\nWith a queue of impatient customers waiting in line, and a checkout person scanning items at seemingly lightening speed, men became overwhelmed by a troubling sense of inadequency.\r\n\r\nAs nerves hit crisis point, they bungled trying to prize open the top of plastic carrier bags - causing scanned items to clog up and leaving the checkout person twiddling their thumbs. Meawnhile, women in the queue begin tutting, pointing and shaking their heads.\r\n\r\nChris Green, of Mildenhall, Suffolk, said: "I\'m quite good at speeding around the supermaket selecting all the goods I need. But once I have filled my trolley and head for the checkout, my problems begin.\r\n\r\n"Men are just not programmed to be efficient when it comes to packing the bags. We even struggle opening the things. Women seem to be able to pack all types of good together in the same bag - so a bag of cheese, another of meat, a couple for veg, and even seperate ones for toileteries.\r\n\r\n"But we end up cramming everything together just to try and speed up and avoid the glares of other waiting customers.\r\n\r\n"My mates are the same - we end up with a bag that might have toothpaste, wine, a joint of beef, cream and crisps all together. I dare not even contemplate what happens to the eggs."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1572-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-01 10:14:36', '2015-09-01 10:14:36', '', 1572, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1572-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1574, 1, '2015-09-01 10:32:54', '2015-09-01 10:32:54', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer correspondent\r\n\r\nMen admitted last night that they crumbled under the pressure of filling their bags efficently and quickly at supermarket checkouts.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile women can pack away with no fuss whatsoever, men become flustered as the first goods roll across the scanner and down into the packing area.\r\n\r\nWith a queue of impatient customers waiting in line, and a checkout person scanning items at seemingly lightening speed, men are soon overwhelmed by a sense of inadequency.\r\n\r\nAs nerves hit crisis point, they bungle trying to prise open the top of plastic carrier bags - causing scanned items to clog up to the extent that the checkout person has to stop working. Meawnhile, women in the queue begin tutting, pointing and shaking their heads.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/166835451?et=xATGxFMiQddjOyyBNiYYxg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=bFunHmryvZSlznAAv3el9tQlBCaYG2GB4m54YKp2294=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/166835451" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A man forces a brave smile after another humiliating checkout experience</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBuilder Chris Green, of Mildenhall, Suffolk, said: "I\'m quite good at speeding around the supermaket selecting all the goods I need. But once I\'ve filled my trolley and head for the checkout, my problems begin.\r\n\r\n"Men are just not programmed to be efficient when it comes to packing the bags. We even struggle to open the things. Women seem to be able to pack the same type of goods together in the same bag - so a bag for cheeses, another for meat, a couple for veg, and even seperate ones for toileteries.\r\n\r\n"But us men end up cramming everything together just to try and speed up and avoid the glares of other waiting customers.\r\n\r\n"My mates are the same - we end up with a bag that might have toothpaste, wine, a joint of beef, cream and crisps all together. I dare not even contemplate what happens to the eggs.\r\n\r\n"And because we try to cram so much in each bag to speed up, we invariably break them when lifting them back into trolley."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for leading supermarket Fresco said: "We are aware men are incompetent packers and get into a bit of a state about it. We have now trained out checkout staff to be patient with them - but we can only ask female customers to be patient."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men crumble under supermarket checkout pressure', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1572-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-01 10:32:54', '2015-09-01 10:32:54', '', 1572, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1572-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1577, 1, '2015-09-01 10:42:50', '2015-09-01 10:42:50', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer correspondent\r\n\r\nMen admitted last night that they crumbled under the pressure of filling their bags efficiently and quickly at supermarket checkouts.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile women can pack away with no fuss whatsoever, men become flustered as the first goods roll across the scanner and down into the packing area.\r\n\r\nWith a queue of impatient customers waiting in line, and a checkout person scanning items at seemingly lightening speed, men are soon overwhelmed by a sense of inadequency.\r\n\r\nAs nerves hit crisis point, they bungle trying to prise open the top of plastic carrier bags - causing scanned items to clog up to the extent that the checkout person has to stop working. meanwhile, women in the queue begin tutting, pointing and shaking their heads.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/166835451?et=xATGxFMiQddjOyyBNiYYxg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=bFunHmryvZSlznAAv3el9tQlBCaYG2GB4m54YKp2294=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/166835451" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A man forces a brave smile after another humiliating checkout experience</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBuilder Chris Green, of Mildenhall, Suffolk, said: "I\'m quite good at speeding around the supermarket selecting all the goods I need. But once I\'ve filled my trolley and head for the checkout, my problems begin.\r\n\r\n"Men are just not programmed to be efficient when it comes to packing the bags. We even struggle to open the things. Women seem to be able to pack the same type of goods together in the same bag - so a bag for cheeses, another for meat, a couple for veg, and even separate ones for toiletries.\r\n\r\n"But us men end up cramming everything together just to try to speed up and avoid the glares of other waiting customers.\r\n\r\n"My mates are the same - we end up with a bag that might have toothpaste, wine, a joint of beef, cream and crisps all together. I dare not even contemplate what happens to the eggs.\r\n\r\n"And because we try to cram so much in each bag to speed up, we invariably break them when lifting them back into trolley."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for leading supermarket Fresco said: "We are aware men are incompetent packers and get into a bit of a state about it. We have now trained out checkout staff to be patient with them - but we can only ask female customers to be patient."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men crumble under supermarket checkout pressure', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1572-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-01 10:42:50', '2015-09-01 10:42:50', '', 1572, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1572-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1578, 1, '2015-09-01 10:43:38', '2015-09-01 10:43:38', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer correspondent\r\n\r\nMen admitted last night to crumbling under the pressure of filling their bags efficiently and quickly at supermarket checkouts.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile women can pack away with no fuss whatsoever, men become flustered as the first goods roll across the scanner and down into the packing area.\r\n\r\nWith a queue of impatient customers waiting in line, and a checkout person scanning items at seemingly lightening speed, men are soon overwhelmed by a sense of inadequency.\r\n\r\nAs nerves hit crisis point, they bungle trying to prise open the top of plastic carrier bags - causing scanned items to clog up to the extent that the checkout person has to stop working. meanwhile, women in the queue begin tutting, pointing and shaking their heads.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/166835451?et=xATGxFMiQddjOyyBNiYYxg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=bFunHmryvZSlznAAv3el9tQlBCaYG2GB4m54YKp2294=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/166835451" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A man forces a brave smile after another humiliating checkout experience</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBuilder Chris Green, of Mildenhall, Suffolk, said: "I\'m quite good at speeding around the supermarket selecting all the goods I need. But once I\'ve filled my trolley and head for the checkout, my problems begin.\r\n\r\n"Men are just not programmed to be efficient when it comes to packing the bags. We even struggle to open the things. Women seem to be able to pack the same type of goods together in the same bag - so a bag for cheeses, another for meat, a couple for veg, and even separate ones for toiletries.\r\n\r\n"But us men end up cramming everything together just to try to speed up and avoid the glares of other waiting customers.\r\n\r\n"My mates are the same - we end up with a bag that might have toothpaste, wine, a joint of beef, cream and crisps all together. I dare not even contemplate what happens to the eggs.\r\n\r\n"And because we try to cram so much in each bag to speed up, we invariably break them when lifting them back into trolley."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for leading supermarket Fresco said: "We are aware men are incompetent packers and get into a bit of a state about it. We have now trained out checkout staff to be patient with them - but we can only ask female customers to be patient."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men crumble under supermarket checkout pressure', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1572-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-01 10:43:38', '2015-09-01 10:43:38', '', 1572, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1572-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1579, 1, '2015-09-01 10:44:45', '2015-09-01 10:44:45', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer correspondent\r\n\r\nMen admitted last night to crumbling under the pressure of filling their bags efficiently and quickly at supermarket checkouts.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile women can pack away with no fuss whatsoever, men become flustered as the first goods roll across the scanner and down into the packing area.\r\n\r\nWith a queue of impatient customers waiting in line, and a checkout person scanning items at seemingly lightening speed, men are soon overwhelmed by a sense of inadequency.\r\n\r\nAs nerves hit crisis point, they bungle trying to prise open the top of plastic carrier bags - causing scanned items to clog up to the extent that the checkout person has to stop working. Meanwhile, women in the queue begin tutting, pointing and shaking their heads.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/166835451?et=xATGxFMiQddjOyyBNiYYxg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=bFunHmryvZSlznAAv3el9tQlBCaYG2GB4m54YKp2294=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/166835451" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A man forces a brave smile after another humiliating checkout experience</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBuilder Chris Green, of Mildenhall, Suffolk, said: "I\'m quite good at speeding around the supermarket selecting all the goods I need. But once I\'ve filled my trolley and head for the checkout, my problems begin.\r\n\r\n"Men are just not programmed to be efficient when it comes to packing the bags. We even struggle to open the things. Women seem to be able to pack the same type of goods together in the same bag - so a bag for cheeses, another for meat, a couple for veg, and even separate ones for toiletries.\r\n\r\n"But us men end up cramming everything together just to try to speed up and avoid the glares of other waiting customers.\r\n\r\n"My mates are the same - we end up with a bag that might have toothpaste, wine, a joint of beef, cream and crisps all together. I dare not even contemplate what happens to the eggs.\r\n\r\n"And because we try to cram so much in each bag to speed up, we invariably break them when lifting them back into trolley."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for leading supermarket Fresco said: "We are aware men are incompetent packers and get into a bit of a state about it. We have now trained out checkout staff to be patient with them - but we can only ask female customers to be patient."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men crumble under supermarket checkout pressure', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1572-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-01 10:44:45', '2015-09-01 10:44:45', '', 1572, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1572-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1580, 1, '2015-09-01 10:45:43', '2015-09-01 10:45:43', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer correspondent\r\n\r\nMen admitted last night to crumbling under the pressure of filling their bags efficiently and quickly at supermarket checkouts.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile women can pack away with no fuss whatsoever, men become flustered as the first goods roll across the scanner and down into the packing area.\r\n\r\nWith a queue of impatient customers waiting in line, and a checkout person scanning items at seemingly lightening speed, men are soon overwhelmed by a sense of inadequency.\r\n\r\nAs nerves hit crisis point, they bungle trying to prise open the top of plastic carrier bags - causing scanned items to clog up to the extent that the checkout person has to stop working. Meanwhile, women in the queue begin tutting, pointing and shaking their heads.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/166835451?et=xATGxFMiQddjOyyBNiYYxg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=bFunHmryvZSlznAAv3el9tQlBCaYG2GB4m54YKp2294=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/166835451" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A man forces a brave smile after another humiliating checkout experience</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBuilder Chris Green, of Mildenhall, Suffolk, said: "I\'m quite good at speeding around the supermarket selecting all the goods I need. But once I\'ve filled my trolley and head for the checkout, my problems begin.\r\n\r\n"Men are just not programmed to be efficient when it comes to packing the bags. We even struggle to open the things. Women seem to be able to pack the same type of goods together in the same bag - so a bag for cheeses, another for meat, a couple for veg, and even separate ones for toiletries.\r\n\r\n"But us men end up cramming everything together just to try to speed up and avoid the glares of other waiting customers.\r\n\r\n"My mates are the same - we end up with a bag that might have toothpaste, wine, a joint of beef, cream and crisps all together. I dare not even think about what happens to the eggs.\r\n\r\n"And because we try to cram so much in each bag to speed up, we invariably break them when lifting them back into trolley."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for leading supermarket Fresco said: "We are aware men are incompetent packers and get into a bit of a state about it. We have now trained out checkout staff to be patient with them - but we can only ask female customers to be patient."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men crumble under supermarket checkout pressure', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1572-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-01 10:45:43', '2015-09-01 10:45:43', '', 1572, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1572-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1581, 1, '2015-09-01 10:46:26', '2015-09-01 10:46:26', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer correspondent\r\n\r\nMen admitted last night to crumbling under the pressure of filling their bags efficiently and quickly at supermarket checkouts.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile women can pack away with no fuss whatsoever, men become flustered as the first goods roll across the scanner and down into the packing area.\r\n\r\nWith a queue of impatient customers waiting in line, and a checkout person scanning items at seemingly lightening speed, men are soon overwhelmed by a sense of inadequency.\r\n\r\nAs nerves hit crisis point, they bungle trying to prise open the top of plastic carrier bags - causing scanned items to clog up to the extent that the checkout person has to stop working. Meanwhile, women in the queue begin tutting, pointing and shaking their heads.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/166835451?et=xATGxFMiQddjOyyBNiYYxg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=bFunHmryvZSlznAAv3el9tQlBCaYG2GB4m54YKp2294=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/166835451" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A man forces a brave smile after another humiliating checkout experience</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBuilder Chris Green, of Mildenhall, Suffolk, said: "I\'m quite good at speeding around the supermarket selecting all the goods I need. But once I\'ve filled my trolley and head for the checkout, my problems begin.\r\n\r\n"Men are just not programmed to be efficient when it comes to packing the bags. We even struggle to open the things. Women seem to be able to pack the same type of goods together in the same bag - so a bag for cheeses, another for meat, a couple for veg, and even separate ones for toiletries.\r\n\r\n"But us men end up cramming everything together just to try to speed up and avoid the glares of other waiting customers.\r\n\r\n"My mates are the same - we end up with a bag that might have toothpaste, wine, a joint of beef, cream and crisps all together. I dare not even think about what happens to the eggs.\r\n\r\n"And because we try to cram so much in each bag to speed up, they invariably split when we lift them back into trolley."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for leading supermarket Fresco said: "We are aware men are incompetent packers and get into a bit of a state about it. We have now trained out checkout staff to be patient with them - but we can only ask female customers to be patient."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men crumble under supermarket checkout pressure', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1572-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-01 10:46:26', '2015-09-01 10:46:26', '', 1572, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1572-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1582, 1, '2015-09-01 10:46:55', '2015-09-01 10:46:55', '<b>By Colin Allcabs\r\nConsumer correspondent\r\n\r\nMen admitted last night to crumbling under the pressure of filling their bags efficiently and quickly at supermarket checkouts.</b>\r\n\r\nWhile women can pack away with no fuss whatsoever, men become flustered as the first goods roll across the scanner and down into the packing area.\r\n\r\nWith a queue of impatient customers waiting in line, and a checkout person scanning items at seemingly lightening speed, men are soon overwhelmed by a sense of inadequency.\r\n\r\nAs nerves hit crisis point, they bungle trying to prise open the top of plastic carrier bags - causing scanned items to clog up to the extent that the checkout person has to stop working. Meanwhile, women in the queue begin tutting, pointing and shaking their heads.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:507px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/166835451?et=xATGxFMiQddjOyyBNiYYxg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=bFunHmryvZSlznAAv3el9tQlBCaYG2GB4m54YKp2294=" width="507" height="338" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/166835451" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A man forces a brave smile after another humiliating checkout experience</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBuilder Chris Green, of Mildenhall, Suffolk, said: "I\'m quite good at speeding around the supermarket selecting all the goods I need. But once I\'ve filled my trolley and head for the checkout, my problems begin.\r\n\r\n"Men are just not programmed to be efficient when it comes to packing the bags. We even struggle to open the things. Women seem to be able to pack the same type of goods together in the same bag - so a bag for cheeses, another for meat, a couple for veg, and even separate ones for toiletries.\r\n\r\n"But us men end up cramming everything together just to try to speed up and avoid the glares of other waiting customers.\r\n\r\n"My mates are the same - we end up with a bag that might have toothpaste, wine, a joint of beef, cream and crisps all together. I dare not even think about what happens to the eggs.\r\n\r\n"And because we try to cram so much in each bag to speed up, they invariably split when we lift them back into trolley."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for leading supermarket Fresco said: "We are aware men are incompetent packers and get into a bit of a state about it. We have now trained our checkout staff to be patient with them - but we can only ask female customers to be patient."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Men crumble under supermarket checkout pressure', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1572-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-01 10:46:55', '2015-09-01 10:46:55', '', 1572, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1572-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1583, 1, '2015-09-02 09:43:35', '2015-09-02 09:43:35', '<p><b>Disney is looking at Great Yarmouth in Norfolk as the perfect location for a new theme park to rival its operations in Paris, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b></p>\n<p>Executives at the leisure giant want to expand European reach and see Yarmouth, which is Britain\'s premier upmarket holiday destination, as ideal.</p>\n<p></p>\n<p>Key to Disney\'s final choice is the availability of a quality local workforce. Recruitment specialists scoured Norfolk to find potential candidates and returned with positive reports:</p>\n<p>- Many locals appear familiar with Disney characters, with 2014 Norfolk birth records showing 750 babies were named Goofy, while another 429 were called Dumbo</p>\n<p>- Norfolk residents with webbed feet are <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ducks-evolved-from-norfolk/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">closely related to ducks</a> (as revealed in the Suffolk Gazette last month), so would be able to act out Donald\'s character with ease</p>\n<p>- There are plenty of local big-eared rodents capable of playing Mickey Mouse (although these men currently work in nearby turkey factories)</p>\n<p>- Hundreds of other men closely resembling the Disney character Shrek were spotted working on farms north of Yarmouth</p>\n<p> </p>\n<center>\n<div class="getty embed image" style="background-color: #fff; display: inline-block; font-family: \'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; color: #a7a7a7; font-size: 11px; width: 100%; max-width: 594px;">\n<div style="overflow: hidden; position: relative; height: 0; padding: 74.074074% 0 0 0; width: 100%;"><iframe style="display: inline-block; position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%;" src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458530116?et=JuFpuR_LQcFGyeGJPc2fzg&amp;viewMoreLink=off&amp;sig=uKUy1eYVYeRZeDMSBLC3XTqbvs8s5Wdje8UOgwVHOiU=" width="594" height="440" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></div>\n<p style="margin: 0;"> </p>\n<div style="padding: 0; margin: 0 0 0 10px; text-align: left;"><a style="color: #a7a7a7; text-decoration: none; font-weight: normal !important; border: none; display: inline-block;" href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458530116" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">View image</a> | <a style="color: #a7a7a7; text-decoration: none; font-weight: normal !important; border: none; display: inline-block;" href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">gettyimages.com</a></div>\n</div>\n<p><i>A Norfolk farm worker celebrates news that Disney might open in Yarmouth</i></p>\n</center>\n<p>The Suffolk Gazette understands a report is now on the desk of senior Disney management who are expected to make a decision by the end of the year.</p>\n<p>[AdSense-B]</p>\n<p>A Yarmouth council insider said: "Our seaside resort is the perfect place for a new Disney theme park. Why go to France, Florida or California when you can come to Norfolk?</p>\n<p>"It\'s the perfect place for weird and wacky characters."</p>\n<p>[AdSense-C]</p>\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p></p>\n<!-- /wp:paragraph -->', 'Yarmouth a shock option for new Disneyland', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'great-yarmouth-disney', '', '', '2019-03-29 10:04:07', '2019-03-29 10:04:07', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1583', 0, 'post', '', 5); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1584, 1, '2015-09-02 09:23:24', '2015-09-02 09:23:24', '<b>Disney is looking at Great Yarmouth in Norfolk as the perfect location for a new theme park to rival its operations in Paris, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nExecutives at the leisure giant want to expand European operations and see Yarmouth, which is Britain\'s premier upmarket holiday destination, as ideal.\r\n\r\nKey to Disney\'s final choice is the availability of a quality local workforce. Recruitment specialists scoured Norfolk to find potential candidates and returned with positive reports:\r\n\r\n- Many local folk appear familiar with Disney characters, with 2014 Norfolk birth records showing 750 babies were named Goofy, while another 429 were called Dumbo\r\n\r\n- Norfolk residents with webbed feet are closely related to ducks, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ducks-evolved-from-norfolk/" target="_blank">as revealed in the Suffolk Gazette last month</a>, so would be able to act out Donald\'s character with ease\r\n\r\n- There are plenty of local big-eared rodents capable of playing Mickey Mouse (although these men currently work in nearby turkey factories)\r\n\r\n- Hundreds of other men closely resembling the Disney character Shrek have been spotted working on farms north of Yarmouth\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.074074% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458530116?et=JuFpuR_LQcFGyeGJPc2fzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uKUy1eYVYeRZeDMSBLC3XTqbvs8s5Wdje8UOgwVHOiU=" width="594" height="440" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458530116" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A Norfolk farm worker celebrates news that Disney might open in Yarmouth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Yarmouth a shock option for new Disneyland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1583-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-02 09:23:24', '2015-09-02 09:23:24', '', 1583, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1583-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1585, 1, '2015-09-02 09:29:06', '2015-09-02 09:29:06', '<b>Disney is looking at Great Yarmouth in Norfolk as the perfect location for a new theme park to rival its operations in Paris, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nExecutives at the leisure giant want to expand European operations and see Yarmouth, which is Britain\'s premier upmarket holiday destination, as ideal.\r\n\r\nKey to Disney\'s final choice is the availability of a quality local workforce. Recruitment specialists scoured Norfolk to find potential candidates and returned with positive reports:\r\n\r\n- Many locals appear familiar with Disney characters, with 2014 Norfolk birth records showing 750 babies were named Goofy, while another 429 were called Dumbo\r\n\r\n- Norfolk residents with webbed feet are closely related to ducks, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ducks-evolved-from-norfolk/" target="_blank">as revealed in the Suffolk Gazette last month</a>, so would be able to act out Donald\'s character with ease\r\n\r\n- There are plenty of local big-eared rodents capable of playing Mickey Mouse (although these men currently work in nearby turkey factories)\r\n\r\n- Hundreds of other men closely resembling the Disney character Shrek have been spotted working on farms north of Yarmouth\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.074074% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458530116?et=JuFpuR_LQcFGyeGJPc2fzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uKUy1eYVYeRZeDMSBLC3XTqbvs8s5Wdje8UOgwVHOiU=" width="594" height="440" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458530116" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A Norfolk farm worker celebrates news that Disney might open in Yarmouth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a report is now on the desk of senior Disney management.\r\n\r\nA Yarmouth insider said: "Our seaside resort is the perfect place for a new Disney theme park. Why go to France, Florida or California when you can come to Norfolk?\r\n\r\n"It\'s the perfect place for weird and whacky characters."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Yarmouth a shock option for new Disneyland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1583-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-02 09:29:06', '2015-09-02 09:29:06', '', 1583, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1583-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1587, 1, '2015-09-02 09:42:56', '2015-09-02 09:42:56', '<b>Disney is looking at Great Yarmouth in Norfolk as the perfect location for a new theme park to rival its operations in Paris, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nExecutives at the leisure giant want to expand European operations and see Yarmouth, which is Britain\'s premier upmarket holiday destination, as ideal.\r\n\r\nKey to Disney\'s final choice is the availability of a quality local workforce. Recruitment specialists scoured Norfolk to find potential candidates and returned with positive reports:\r\n\r\n- Many locals appear familiar with Disney characters, with 2014 Norfolk birth records showing 750 babies were named Goofy, while another 429 were called Dumbo\r\n\r\n- Norfolk residents with webbed feet are <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ducks-evolved-from-norfolk/" target="_blank">closely related to ducks</a> (as revealed in the Suffolk Gazette last month), so would be able to act out Donald\'s character with ease\r\n\r\n- There are plenty of local big-eared rodents capable of playing Mickey Mouse (although these men currently work in nearby turkey factories)\r\n\r\n- Hundreds of other men closely resembling the Disney character Shrek were spotted working on farms north of Yarmouth\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.074074% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458530116?et=JuFpuR_LQcFGyeGJPc2fzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uKUy1eYVYeRZeDMSBLC3XTqbvs8s5Wdje8UOgwVHOiU=" width="594" height="440" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458530116" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A Norfolk farm worker celebrates news that Disney might open in Yarmouth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a report is now on the desk of senior Disney management who are expected to make a decision by the end of the year.\r\n\r\nA Yarmouth council insider said: "Our seaside resort is the perfect place for a new Disney theme park. Why go to France, Florida or California when you can come to Norfolk?\r\n\r\n"It\'s the perfect place for weird and whacky characters."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Yarmouth a shock option for new Disneyland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1583-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-02 09:42:56', '2015-09-02 09:42:56', '', 1583, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1583-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1588, 1, '2015-09-02 09:43:24', '2015-09-02 09:43:24', '<b>Disney is looking at Great Yarmouth in Norfolk as the perfect location for a new theme park to rival its operations in Paris, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nExecutives at the leisure giant want to expand European operations and see Yarmouth, which is Britain\'s premier upmarket holiday destination, as ideal.\r\n\r\nKey to Disney\'s final choice is the availability of a quality local workforce. Recruitment specialists scoured Norfolk to find potential candidates and returned with positive reports:\r\n\r\n- Many locals appear familiar with Disney characters, with 2014 Norfolk birth records showing 750 babies were named Goofy, while another 429 were called Dumbo\r\n\r\n- Norfolk residents with webbed feet are <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ducks-evolved-from-norfolk/" target="_blank">closely related to ducks</a> (as revealed in the Suffolk Gazette last month), so would be able to act out Donald\'s character with ease\r\n\r\n- There are plenty of local big-eared rodents capable of playing Mickey Mouse (although these men currently work in nearby turkey factories)\r\n\r\n- Hundreds of other men closely resembling the Disney character Shrek were spotted working on farms north of Yarmouth\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.074074% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458530116?et=JuFpuR_LQcFGyeGJPc2fzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uKUy1eYVYeRZeDMSBLC3XTqbvs8s5Wdje8UOgwVHOiU=" width="594" height="440" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458530116" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A Norfolk farm worker celebrates news that Disney might open in Yarmouth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a report is now on the desk of senior Disney management who are expected to make a decision by the end of the year.\r\n\r\nA Yarmouth council insider said: "Our seaside resort is the perfect place for a new Disney theme park. Why go to France, Florida or California when you can come to Norfolk?\r\n\r\n"It\'s the perfect place for weird and wacky characters."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Yarmouth a shock option for new Disneyland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1583-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-02 09:43:24', '2015-09-02 09:43:24', '', 1583, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1583-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1589, 1, '2015-09-02 09:44:48', '2015-09-02 09:44:48', '<b>Disney is looking at Great Yarmouth in Norfolk as the perfect location for a new theme park to rival its operations in Paris, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nExecutives at the leisure giant want to expand European reach and see Yarmouth, which is Britain\'s premier upmarket holiday destination, as ideal.\r\n\r\nKey to Disney\'s final choice is the availability of a quality local workforce. Recruitment specialists scoured Norfolk to find potential candidates and returned with positive reports:\r\n\r\n- Many locals appear familiar with Disney characters, with 2014 Norfolk birth records showing 750 babies were named Goofy, while another 429 were called Dumbo\r\n\r\n- Norfolk residents with webbed feet are <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/ducks-evolved-from-norfolk/" target="_blank">closely related to ducks</a> (as revealed in the Suffolk Gazette last month), so would be able to act out Donald\'s character with ease\r\n\r\n- There are plenty of local big-eared rodents capable of playing Mickey Mouse (although these men currently work in nearby turkey factories)\r\n\r\n- Hundreds of other men closely resembling the Disney character Shrek were spotted working on farms north of Yarmouth\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.074074% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/458530116?et=JuFpuR_LQcFGyeGJPc2fzg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=uKUy1eYVYeRZeDMSBLC3XTqbvs8s5Wdje8UOgwVHOiU=" width="594" height="440" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/458530116" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>A Norfolk farm worker celebrates news that Disney might open in Yarmouth</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette understands a report is now on the desk of senior Disney management who are expected to make a decision by the end of the year.\r\n\r\nA Yarmouth council insider said: "Our seaside resort is the perfect place for a new Disney theme park. Why go to France, Florida or California when you can come to Norfolk?\r\n\r\n"It\'s the perfect place for weird and wacky characters."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Yarmouth a shock option for new Disneyland', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1583-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-02 09:44:48', '2015-09-02 09:44:48', '', 1583, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1583-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1593, 1, '2015-09-02 17:20:33', '2015-09-02 17:20:33', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\r\n\r\nRebekah Brooks, May 27. Gemini</b>\r\n\r\nThe stars have aligned with The Sun to cap a remarkable comeback and seal your future as a multi-millionaire businesswomen.\r\n\r\nAnd all because a mystery older man (he\'s Australian, so not too hard to guess who it is) continues to fall for your Gemini charms.\r\n\r\nBut you must tread the corridors of power carefully, as former and now current-again colleagues may be a little upset. With many Sun journalists still not back at work despite being cleared by juries, and one other having languished in jail after being abandoned by your team, some might think it odd you have returned unblemished.\r\n\r\nHowever, your planetary movements show you will survive as you always have done, by talking out of <del datetime="2015-09-02T16:49:49+00:00">Uranus</del> great respect to everyone else around you.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478361685?et=M9RzwUbjRf133S7pxsP2qg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=AQgGQHv_3al7UojgbHAaQd0LbNlHH_IBawSXKB_hMds=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478361685" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>House of the rising Sun: Rebekah Brooks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour week will improve further, because The Editor of the Suffolk Gazette would love an interview with you for his esteemed business pages. He tells me he\'s left a message on his voicemail with the details.\r\n\r\nSo after being cleared of any phone-hacking-related trickery, you\'re back where you belong. As if nothing had ever happened.\r\n\r\nWho could have predicted that?\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: Rebekah Brooks', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'todays-horoscope-rebekah-brooks', '', '', '2015-09-02 17:41:21', '2015-09-02 17:41:21', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1593', 0, 'post', '', 1); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1595, 1, '2015-09-02 17:20:33', '2015-09-02 17:20:33', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\r\n\r\nRebekah Brooks, May 27. Gemini</b>\r\n\r\nThe stars have aligned with The Sun to cap a remarkable comeback and seal your future as a multi-millionaire businesswomen.\r\n\r\nAnd all because a mystery older man (he\'s Australian, so not too hard for to guess who it is) continues to fall for your Gemini charms.\r\n\r\nBut you must tread the corridors of power carefully, as former and now current-again colleagues may be a little upset. With many Sun journalists still not back at work despite being cleared by juries, and one other languishing in jail after being abandoned by your team, some might think it odd you have returned unblemished.\r\n\r\nHowever, your planetary movements show you will survive as you always have done, by talking out of <del datetime="2015-09-02T16:49:49+00:00">Uranus</del> great respect to everyone else around you.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478361685?et=M9RzwUbjRf133S7pxsP2qg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=AQgGQHv_3al7UojgbHAaQd0LbNlHH_IBawSXKB_hMds=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478361685" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>House of the rising Sun: Rebekah Brooks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour week will improve further, because The Editor of the Suffolk Gazette would love an interview with you for his esteemed business pages. He tells me he\'s left a message on his voicemail with the details.\r\n\r\nSo you\'re back where you belong. As if nothing had ever happened.\r\n\r\nWho could have predicted that?\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: Rebekah Brooks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1593-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-02 17:20:33', '2015-09-02 17:20:33', '', 1593, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1593-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1596, 1, '2015-09-02 17:40:30', '2015-09-02 17:40:30', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\n\nRebekah Brooks, May 27. Gemini</b>\n\nThe stars have aligned with The Sun to cap a remarkable comeback and seal your future as a multi-millionaire businesswomen.\n\nAnd all because a mystery older man (he\'s Australian, so not too hard to guess who it is) continues to fall for your Gemini charms.\n\nBut you must tread the corridors of power carefully, as former and now current-again colleagues may be a little upset. With many Sun journalists still not back at work despite being cleared by juries, and one other having languished in jail after being abandoned by your team, some might think it odd you have returned unblemished.\n\nHowever, your planetary movements show you will survive as you always have done, by talking out of <del datetime="2015-09-02T16:49:49+00:00">Uranus</del> great respect to everyone else around you.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478361685?et=M9RzwUbjRf133S7pxsP2qg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=AQgGQHv_3al7UojgbHAaQd0LbNlHH_IBawSXKB_hMds=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478361685" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>House of the rising Sun: Rebekah Brooks</center></i><br><br>\n\nYour week will improve further, because The Editor of the Suffolk Gazette would love an interview with you for his esteemed business pages. He tells me he\'s left a message on his voicemail with the details.\n\nSo after being clearedyou\'re back where you belong. As if nothing had ever happened.\n\nWho could have predicted that?\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: Rebekah Brooks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1593-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-09-02 17:40:30', '2015-09-02 17:40:30', '', 1593, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1593-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1597, 1, '2015-09-02 17:26:14', '2015-09-02 17:26:14', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\r\n\r\nRebekah Brooks, May 27. Gemini</b>\r\n\r\nThe stars have aligned with The Sun to cap a remarkable comeback and seal your future as a multi-millionaire businesswomen.\r\n\r\nAnd all because a mystery older man (he\'s Australian, so not too hard for to guess who it is) continues to fall for your Gemini charms.\r\n\r\nBut you must tread the corridors of power carefully, as former and now current-again colleagues may be a little upset. With many Sun journalists still not back at work despite being cleared by juries, and one other having languished in jail after being abandoned by your team, some might think it odd you have returned unblemished.\r\n\r\nHowever, your planetary movements show you will survive as you always have done, by talking out of <del datetime="2015-09-02T16:49:49+00:00">Uranus</del> great respect to everyone else around you.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478361685?et=M9RzwUbjRf133S7pxsP2qg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=AQgGQHv_3al7UojgbHAaQd0LbNlHH_IBawSXKB_hMds=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478361685" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>House of the rising Sun: Rebekah Brooks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour week will improve further, because The Editor of the Suffolk Gazette would love an interview with you for his esteemed business pages. He tells me he\'s left a message on his voicemail with the details.\r\n\r\nSo you\'re back where you belong. As if nothing had ever happened.\r\n\r\nWho could have predicted that?\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: Rebekah Brooks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1593-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-02 17:26:14', '2015-09-02 17:26:14', '', 1593, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1593-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1598, 1, '2015-09-02 17:37:57', '2015-09-02 17:37:57', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\r\n\r\nRebekah Brooks, May 27. Gemini</b>\r\n\r\nThe stars have aligned with The Sun to cap a remarkable comeback and seal your future as a multi-millionaire businesswomen.\r\n\r\nAnd all because a mystery older man (he\'s Australian, so not too hard to guess who it is) continues to fall for your Gemini charms.\r\n\r\nBut you must tread the corridors of power carefully, as former and now current-again colleagues may be a little upset. With many Sun journalists still not back at work despite being cleared by juries, and one other having languished in jail after being abandoned by your team, some might think it odd you have returned unblemished.\r\n\r\nHowever, your planetary movements show you will survive as you always have done, by talking out of <del datetime="2015-09-02T16:49:49+00:00">Uranus</del> great respect to everyone else around you.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478361685?et=M9RzwUbjRf133S7pxsP2qg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=AQgGQHv_3al7UojgbHAaQd0LbNlHH_IBawSXKB_hMds=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478361685" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>House of the rising Sun: Rebekah Brooks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour week will improve further, because The Editor of the Suffolk Gazette would love an interview with you for his esteemed business pages. He tells me he\'s left a message on his voicemail with the details.\r\n\r\nSo you\'re back where you belong. As if nothing had ever happened.\r\n\r\nWho could have predicted that?\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: Rebekah Brooks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1593-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-02 17:37:57', '2015-09-02 17:37:57', '', 1593, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1593-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1599, 1, '2015-09-02 17:41:21', '2015-09-02 17:41:21', '<b>With Mystic Smeg\r\n\r\nRebekah Brooks, May 27. Gemini</b>\r\n\r\nThe stars have aligned with The Sun to cap a remarkable comeback and seal your future as a multi-millionaire businesswomen.\r\n\r\nAnd all because a mystery older man (he\'s Australian, so not too hard to guess who it is) continues to fall for your Gemini charms.\r\n\r\nBut you must tread the corridors of power carefully, as former and now current-again colleagues may be a little upset. With many Sun journalists still not back at work despite being cleared by juries, and one other having languished in jail after being abandoned by your team, some might think it odd you have returned unblemished.\r\n\r\nHowever, your planetary movements show you will survive as you always have done, by talking out of <del datetime="2015-09-02T16:49:49+00:00">Uranus</del> great respect to everyone else around you.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478361685?et=M9RzwUbjRf133S7pxsP2qg&viewMoreLink=off&sig=AQgGQHv_3al7UojgbHAaQd0LbNlHH_IBawSXKB_hMds=" width="445" height="297" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478361685" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>House of the rising Sun: Rebekah Brooks</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nYour week will improve further, because The Editor of the Suffolk Gazette would love an interview with you for his esteemed business pages. He tells me he\'s left a message on his voicemail with the details.\r\n\r\nSo after being cleared of any phone-hacking-related trickery, you\'re back where you belong. As if nothing had ever happened.\r\n\r\nWho could have predicted that?\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Today\'s horoscope: Rebekah Brooks', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1593-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-02 17:41:21', '2015-09-02 17:41:21', '', 1593, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1593-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1600, 1, '2015-09-03 10:41:00', '2015-09-03 10:41:00', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron has again stressed that Britain simply does not have the space to take any more desperate refugees from the war-torn Middle East.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively as we strolled through the grounds of his huge, sprawling 1,000-acre country estate in Buckinghamshire, Mr Cameron told the Suffolk Gazette that the UK was "full up" with no more room.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:62.794613% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/474727956?et=RzmuC2uOSUJB-1MSiWGXVA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=5j0zkt_iYbvBuA4nK2CTSSrfqY6J3L4dL31yFuUBjeA=" width="594" height="373" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/474727956" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Chequers: Mansion and 1,000 acres of land</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAs he gazed up at his grace-and-favour country mansion at Chequers, with its ten bedrooms and scores of spare reception rooms and outbuildings, he said: "I was saying to Samantha last night when we rested at our lovely huge private constituency house with large grounds in Dean, Oxfordshire, that things were getting crowded.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/david-cameron-oxfordshire.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/david-cameron-oxfordshire.jpg" alt="david-cameron-oxfordshire" width="460" height="287" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1601" /></a><center><i>Oxfordshire: Huge home in large grounds</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"She replied that indeed there was nowhere for anyone extra to live, and reminded me that our other house in trendy Notting Hill, London, which only has four bedrooms, was being rented out very easily for lots of money precisely because there is a shortage of housing."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/99040865?et=L7B3irZkRedhw1y0diVOeQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ChK8L9K0Ud4CachwH39vplXa1tLulz_UDVA1NtWannQ=" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/99040865" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Notting Hill: four-bedroom jollity</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Cameron added: "But I intend to get a grip on the refugee crisis, and I can tell you that after this interview I shall return straight to my official home in Downing Street, which has 100 rooms and a spacious half an acre garden at the back.\r\n\r\n"From there I can continue to monitor the terrible news sweeping across Europe - 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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1603, 1, '2015-09-03 10:30:56', '2015-09-03 10:30:56', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron has again stressed that Britain simply does not have the space to take any more desperate refugees from the war-torn Middle East.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively as we strolled through the grounds of his 1,000-acre Chequers estate in Buckinghamshire, Mr Cameron told the Suffolk Gazette that the UK was "full up" with no more room.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:62.794613% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/474727956?et=RzmuC2uOSUJB-1MSiWGXVA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=5j0zkt_iYbvBuA4nK2CTSSrfqY6J3L4dL31yFuUBjeA=" width="594" height="373" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/474727956" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Chequers: Mansion and 1,000 acres of land</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAs he gazed up at his grace-and-favour country mansion, with its ten bedrooms and scores of spare reception rooms and outbuildings, he said: "I was saying to Samantha last night when we rested at our huge private house with large grounds in Dean, Oxfordshire, that things were getting crowded.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/david-cameron-oxfordshire.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/david-cameron-oxfordshire.jpg" alt="david-cameron-oxfordshire" width="460" height="287" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1601" /></a><center><i>Oxfordshire: Hige home in large grounds</center></><br><br>\r\n\r\n"She replied that indeed there was nowhere for anywhere to live, and reminded me that our other house in trendy Notting Hill, London, which only has four bedrooms, was being rented out very easily for lots money precisely because there is a shortage of housing."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/99040865?et=L7B3irZkRedhw1y0diVOeQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ChK8L9K0Ud4CachwH39vplXa1tLulz_UDVA1NtWannQ=" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/99040865" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Notting Hill: four-bedroom jollity</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"But I intend to get a grip on the issue, and I can tell you that after this interview I shall return to my official home in Downing Street, which has 100 rooms and a half an acree garden at the back.\r\n\r\n"From there I can continue to monitor the refugee crisis sweeping Europe - and tell everyone there is no room in Britain."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/472555228?et=zMAaJQSuRadZ4Lz0rDA2ng&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Jsf4HT8Y4V8ta9D-jL0jdAaOOdfFi_CQbQLaZjwRF5M=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/472555228" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Downing Street: hundreds of rooms and large garden</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1600-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-03 10:30:56', '2015-09-03 10:30:56', '', 1600, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1604, 1, '2015-09-03 10:38:14', '2015-09-03 10:38:14', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron has again stressed that Britain simply does not have the space to take any more desperate refugees from the war-torn Middle East.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively as we strolled through the grounds of his huge 1,000-acre Chequers estate in Buckinghamshire, Mr Cameron told the Suffolk Gazette that the UK was "full up" with no more room.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:62.794613% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/474727956?et=RzmuC2uOSUJB-1MSiWGXVA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=5j0zkt_iYbvBuA4nK2CTSSrfqY6J3L4dL31yFuUBjeA=" width="594" height="373" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/474727956" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Chequers: Mansion and 1,000 acres of land</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAs he gazed up at his grace-and-favour country mansion, with its ten bedrooms and scores of spare reception rooms and outbuildings, he said: "I was saying to Samantha last night when we rested at our huge private constituency house with large grounds in Dean, Oxfordshire, that things were getting crowded.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/david-cameron-oxfordshire.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/david-cameron-oxfordshire.jpg" alt="david-cameron-oxfordshire" width="460" height="287" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1601" /></a><center><i>Oxfordshire: Huge home in large grounds</center></><br><br>\r\n\r\n"She replied that indeed there was nowhere for anyone extra to live, and reminded me that our other house in trendy Notting Hill, London, which only has four bedrooms, was being rented out very easily for lots of money precisely because there is a shortage of housing."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/99040865?et=L7B3irZkRedhw1y0diVOeQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ChK8L9K0Ud4CachwH39vplXa1tLulz_UDVA1NtWannQ=" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/99040865" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Notting Hill: four-bedroom jollity</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"But I intend to get a grip on the refugee crisis, and I can tell you that after this interview I shall return straight to my official home in Downing Street, which has 100 rooms and a spacious half an acre garden at the back.\r\n\r\n"From there I can continue to monitor the terrible news sweeping across Europe - and tell everyone there is no room in Britain."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the family of a three-year-old boy who was photographed drowned on the Mediterranean shoreline, continue to look for somewhere to stay as they flee the horrors of Syria.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/472555228?et=zMAaJQSuRadZ4Lz0rDA2ng&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Jsf4HT8Y4V8ta9D-jL0jdAaOOdfFi_CQbQLaZjwRF5M=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/472555228" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Downing Street: hundreds of rooms and large garden</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'David \'four homes\' Cameron says no room for refugees', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1600-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-03 10:38:14', '2015-09-03 10:38:14', '', 1600, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1605, 1, '2015-09-03 10:41:00', '2015-09-03 10:41:00', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron has again stressed that Britain simply does not have the space to take any more desperate refugees from the war-torn Middle East.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively as we strolled through the grounds of his huge, sprawling 1,000-acre country estate in Buckinghamshire, Mr Cameron told the Suffolk Gazette that the UK was "full up" with no more room.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:62.794613% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/474727956?et=RzmuC2uOSUJB-1MSiWGXVA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=5j0zkt_iYbvBuA4nK2CTSSrfqY6J3L4dL31yFuUBjeA=" width="594" height="373" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/474727956" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Chequers: Mansion and 1,000 acres of land</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAs he gazed up at his grace-and-favour country mansion at Chequers, with its ten bedrooms and scores of spare reception rooms and outbuildings, he said: "I was saying to Samantha last night when we rested at our lovely huge private constituency house with large grounds in Dean, Oxfordshire, that things were getting crowded.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/david-cameron-oxfordshire.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/david-cameron-oxfordshire.jpg" alt="david-cameron-oxfordshire" width="460" height="287" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1601" /></a><center><i>Oxfordshire: Huge home in large grounds</center></><br><br>\r\n\r\n"She replied that indeed there was nowhere for anyone extra to live, and reminded me that our other house in trendy Notting Hill, London, which only has four bedrooms, was being rented out very easily for lots of money precisely because there is a shortage of housing."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/99040865?et=L7B3irZkRedhw1y0diVOeQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ChK8L9K0Ud4CachwH39vplXa1tLulz_UDVA1NtWannQ=" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/99040865" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Notting Hill: four-bedroom jollity</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Cameron added: "But I intend to get a grip on the refugee crisis, and I can tell you that after this interview I shall return straight to my official home in Downing Street, which has 100 rooms and a spacious half an acre garden at the back.\r\n\r\n"From there I can continue to monitor the terrible news sweeping across Europe - and tell everyone there is no room in Britain."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the family of a three-year-old boy who was photographed drowned on the Mediterranean shoreline, continue to look for somewhere to stay as they flee the horrors of Syria.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/472555228?et=zMAaJQSuRadZ4Lz0rDA2ng&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Jsf4HT8Y4V8ta9D-jL0jdAaOOdfFi_CQbQLaZjwRF5M=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/472555228" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Downing Street: hundreds of rooms and large garden</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'David \'four homes\' Cameron says no room for refugees', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1600-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-03 10:41:00', '2015-09-03 10:41:00', '', 1600, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1606, 1, '2015-09-03 10:45:32', '2015-09-03 10:45:32', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nPrime Minister David Cameron has again stressed that Britain simply does not have the space to take any more desperate refugees from the war-torn Middle East.</b>\r\n\r\nSpeaking exclusively as we strolled through the grounds of his huge, sprawling 1,000-acre country estate in Buckinghamshire, Mr Cameron told the Suffolk Gazette that the UK was "full up" with no more room.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:62.794613% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/474727956?et=RzmuC2uOSUJB-1MSiWGXVA&viewMoreLink=off&sig=5j0zkt_iYbvBuA4nK2CTSSrfqY6J3L4dL31yFuUBjeA=" width="594" height="373" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/474727956" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Chequers: Mansion and 1,000 acres of land</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAs he gazed up at his grace-and-favour country mansion at Chequers, with its ten bedrooms and scores of spare reception rooms and outbuildings, he said: "I was saying to Samantha last night when we rested at our lovely huge private constituency house with large grounds in Dean, Oxfordshire, that things were getting crowded.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/david-cameron-oxfordshire.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/david-cameron-oxfordshire.jpg" alt="david-cameron-oxfordshire" width="460" height="287" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1601" /></a><center><i>Oxfordshire: Huge home in large grounds</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"She replied that indeed there was nowhere for anyone extra to live, and reminded me that our other house in trendy Notting Hill, London, which only has four bedrooms, was being rented out very easily for lots of money precisely because there is a shortage of housing."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/99040865?et=L7B3irZkRedhw1y0diVOeQ&viewMoreLink=off&sig=ChK8L9K0Ud4CachwH39vplXa1tLulz_UDVA1NtWannQ=" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/99040865" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Notting Hill: four-bedroom jollity</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Cameron added: "But I intend to get a grip on the refugee crisis, and I can tell you that after this interview I shall return straight to my official home in Downing Street, which has 100 rooms and a spacious half an acre garden at the back.\r\n\r\n"From there I can continue to monitor the terrible news sweeping across Europe - and tell everyone there is no room in Britain."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the family of a three-year-old boy who was photographed drowned on the Mediterranean shoreline, continue to look for somewhere to stay as they flee the horrors of Syria.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.666667% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/472555228?et=zMAaJQSuRadZ4Lz0rDA2ng&viewMoreLink=off&sig=Jsf4HT8Y4V8ta9D-jL0jdAaOOdfFi_CQbQLaZjwRF5M=" width="594" height="396" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/472555228" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Downing Street: hundreds of rooms and large garden</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'David \'four homes\' Cameron says no room for refugees', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1600-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-03 10:45:32', '2015-09-03 10:45:32', '', 1600, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1600-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1607, 1, '2015-09-04 08:39:18', '2015-09-04 08:39:18', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailway Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe East Anglian rail network was thrown into chaos today when a Greater Anglia train arrived on time.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 7.49 InterCity service from Ipswich made it all the way through to London Liverpool Street with no delays whatsoever. Not even the dreaded freight trains, train faults, track and signal faults or "disruptive passengers" could slow it down.\r\n\r\nPassengers watched the Greater Anglia Twitter feed in amazement as staff repeatedly claimed there were "no issues to report at present".\r\n\r\nAs the train approached London, many of those on board made emotional calls to their friends and loved ones to inform them of the shock journey.\r\n\r\nOne commuter, Amy Squashed, 22, a freelance nuclear physicist from Haverhill, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It was highly charged in my carriage, people were screaming in excitement. To think this has not happened since 1994 - we were so lucky to be involved."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Abellio Greater Anglia said: "We work hard to make sure all our trains are late or broken down. We take news of any on-time train seriously and will undertake a full investigation."\r\n\r\nIpswich MP Ben Gummer, who has campaigned for improved rail services to the capital, welcomed the news, adding: "When the carriages are repainted, and the seats have new covers, then we can REALLY celebrate."\r\n\r\n[caption id="attachment_21" align="aligncenter" width="300"]<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/greater-anglia-train-300x200.jpg" alt="This is the age of the train: 94" width="300" height="200" class="size-medium wp-image-21" /></a> This is the age of the train: 94[/caption]\r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Shock as train arrives on time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '18-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-04 08:39:18', '2015-09-04 08:39:18', '', 18, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/18-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1608, 1, '2018-12-02 16:04:57', '2018-12-02 16:04:57', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nThe East Anglian rail network was thrown into chaos today when a Greater Anglia train arrived on time.</strong>\n\nThe 7.49 InterCity service from Ipswich made it all the way through to London Liverpool Street with no delays whatsoever. Not even the dreaded freight trains, train faults, track and signal faults or "disruptive passengers" could slow it down.\n\n\n\nPassengers watched the Greater Anglia Twitter feed in amazement as staff repeatedly claimed there were "no issues to report at present".\n\nAs the train approached London, many of those on board made emotional calls to their friends and loved ones to inform them of the shock journey.\n\nOne commuter, Amy Squashed, 22, a freelance nuclear physicist from Haverhill, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It was highly charged in my carriage, people were screaming in excitement. To think this has not happened since 1994 - we were so lucky to be involved."\n\nA spokesman for Abellio Greater Anglia, which is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/greater-anglia-trials-new-swiss-train/">trialing some Swiss trains</a>, said: "We work hard to make sure all our trains are late or broken down. We take news of any on-time train seriously and will undertake a full investigation."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIpswich MP Ben Gummer, who has campaigned for improved rail services to the capital, welcomed the news, adding: "When the carriages are repainted, and the seats have new covers, then we can REALLY celebrate."\n\n[caption id="attachment_21" align="aligncenter" width="300"]<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/greater-anglia-train-300x200.jpg" alt="This is the age of the train: 94" width="300" height="200" class="size-medium wp-image-21" /></a> This is the age of the train: 94[/caption]\n\n[AdSense-C]', 'Shock as train arrives on time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '18-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-12-02 16:04:57', '2018-12-02 16:04:57', '', 18, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/18-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1609, 1, '2015-09-04 10:15:55', '2015-09-04 10:15:55', '<b>By Casey Jones\r\nRailway Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe East Anglian rail network was thrown into chaos today when a Greater Anglia train arrived on time.</b>\r\n\r\nThe 7.49 InterCity service from Ipswich made it all the way through to London Liverpool Street with no delays whatsoever. Not even the dreaded freight trains, train faults, track and signal faults or "disruptive passengers" could slow it down.\r\n\r\nPassengers watched the Greater Anglia Twitter feed in amazement as staff repeatedly claimed there were "no issues to report at present".\r\n\r\nAs the train approached London, many of those on board made emotional calls to their friends and loved ones to inform them of the shock journey.\r\n\r\nOne commuter, Amy Squashed, 22, a freelance nuclear physicist from Haverhill, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It was highly charged in my carriage, people were screaming in excitement. To think this has not happened since 1994 - we were so lucky to be involved."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Abellio Greater Anglia said: "We work hard to make sure all our trains are late or broken down. We take news of any on-time train seriously and will undertake a full investigation."\r\n\r\nIpswich MP Ben Gummer, who has campaigned for improved rail services to the capital, welcomed the news, adding: "When the carriages are repainted, and the seats have new covers, then we can REALLY celebrate."\r\n\r\n[caption id="attachment_21" align="aligncenter" width="300"]<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/greater-anglia-train.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/greater-anglia-train-300x200.jpg" alt="This is the age of the train: 94" width="300" height="200" class="size-medium wp-image-21" /></a> This is the age of the train: 94[/caption]\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Shock as train arrives on time', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '18-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-04 10:15:55', '2015-09-04 10:15:55', '', 18, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/18-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1610, 1, '2015-09-04 10:53:56', '2015-09-04 10:53:56', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA herd of haggis has colonised an area of north Suffolk after being accidentally released into the countryside.</b>\r\n\r\nThe small furry rodents are normally kept in battery farming conditions in Scotland, bred for the dinner plates of Scotsmen celebrating Burns night every January 25.\r\n\r\nBut five of the animals escaped from their pen during a rare breeds show at Fressignfield village hall last Autumn, scurrying off into the fields before they could be caught.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWith each female haggis capable of giving birth to 200 cubs each year, experts fear the herd now totals over 600 animals.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not a danger to humans, although they could give a nasty nip if cornered, but farmers are fearful for their crops if the population is not brought under control.\r\n\r\nHaggis\' favourite food is carrot and turnip - and the Suffolk Gazette agriculture bureau has already had calls from two farmers affected.\r\n\r\nJack Jarvis, 42, who farms just outside Stradbroke, told us he lost an entire field of carrots to the hungry haggis.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought I must have had a load of rabbits, but when we sent off some droppings to the labs at the National Farmers\' Union, they confirmed we had a haggis problem."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:75.104603% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/200358907-001?et=brYDXwt9Qplks2K_LMlZUA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=cKsUDR8lkUw_lxj1PjqytP59xlUDTAXlqNdpoaflLio=" width="478" height="359" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/200358907-001" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The traditional ginger and black Scottish haggis is on the loose in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe NFU is now calling for urgent action to trap the haggis and return them to Scotland before entire areas of Suffolk become infested and vegetable crops are wiped out.\r\n\r\nHaggis are no larger than a rabbit, and their long bushy hair gives them the appearance of a guinea pig. They have sharp claws which they use to dig out carrots or turnips from the fields, leaving tell-tale holes in the earth behind them.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n<br>\r\nThey are not normally spotted by humans as they prefer to operate at night, but their loud squeaking call can now often be heard around the north Suffolk area.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Scottish haggis production farm McHaggis Hootsman, said: "We can confirm we lost five of our stock at a show in Suffolk. We did not expect them to survive in the wild, but it appears they have thrived in the local countryside and there is now something of a problem.\r\n\r\n"We will assist in any way we can, and will be sending a consignment of turnip traps, which are the best way to catch them. Meanwhile, if any locals managed to grab one, we will be happy to pass on one of our fine recipes, free of charge."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Haggis herd colonises Suffolk, ravages crops', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'haggis-herd-suffolk', '', '', '2017-01-25 12:43:03', '2017-01-25 12:43:03', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1610', 0, 'post', '', 15); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1611, 1, '2015-09-04 10:30:42', '2015-09-04 10:30:42', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA herd of haggis has colonised part of north Suffolk after being accidentally released into the countryside.\r\n\r\nThe small furry rodents are normally kept in battery farming conditions in Scotland, bred for the dinner plate of Scotsmen celebrating Burns night every January 25.\r\n\r\nBut five of the animals escaped from their pen during a rare breeds show at Fressignfield village hall last Autumn, scurrying off into the fields before they could be caught.\r\n\r\nWith each female haggis capable of giving birth to 200 cubs each year, experts fear the herd now totals over 600 animals.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not a danger to humans, although they could give a nasty nip if cornered, but farmers are fearful for their crops is the population is not checked.\r\n\r\nHaggis\' favourite food is carrot and turnip - and the Suffolk Gazette agriculture bureau has already had calls from two farmers affected.\r\n\r\nJack Jarvis, who farms just outside Stradbroke, told us he lost an entire field of carrots to the hungry haggis.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought I must have had a load of rabbits, but when we sent off some carrot remains to the labs at the National Farmers\' Union, they confirmed we had a haggis problem."\r\n\r\nThe NFU is now calling for urgent action to trap the haggis and return them to Scotland before entire areas of Suffolk become infestated and vegetable crops are wiped out.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1610-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-04 10:30:42', '2015-09-04 10:30:42', '', 1610, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1610-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1612, 1, '2015-09-04 10:36:06', '2015-09-04 10:36:06', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA herd of haggis has colonised part of north Suffolk after being accidentally released into the countryside.\r\n\r\nThe small furry rodents are normally kept in battery farming conditions in Scotland, bred for the dinner plate of Scotsmen celebrating Burns night every January 25.\r\n\r\nBut five of the animals escaped from their pen during a rare breeds show at Fressignfield village hall last Autumn, scurrying off into the fields before they could be caught.\r\n\r\nWith each female haggis capable of giving birth to 200 cubs each year, experts fear the herd now totals over 600 animals.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not a danger to humans, although they could give a nasty nip if cornered, but farmers are fearful for their crops is the population is not checked.\r\n\r\nHaggis\' favourite food is carrot and turnip - and the Suffolk Gazette agriculture bureau has already had calls from two farmers affected.\r\n\r\nJack Jarvis, who farms just outside Stradbroke, told us he lost an entire field of carrots to the hungry haggis.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought I must have had a load of rabbits, but when we sent off some carrot remains to the labs at the National Farmers\' Union, they confirmed we had a haggis problem."\r\n\r\nThe NFU is now calling for urgent action to trap the haggis and return them to Scotland before entire areas of Suffolk become infestated and vegetable crops are wiped out.\r\n\r\nHaggis are no larger than a rabbit, and their long bushy hair gives them the appearance of a guinnea pig. They have sharp claws which they use to fig out carrots or turnips from the fields, leaving tell-tale holes in the earth behind them.\r\n\r\nThey are not normally spotted by humans as they prefer to operate at night, but their loud squeaking call can now often be heard around the north Suffolk area.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Scottish haggis production farm McHaggis Hootsman, said: "We can confirm we lost five of our stock at a show in Suffolk. We did not expect them to survive in the wild, but it appears they have thrived in the local countryside and there is now something of a problem.\r\n\r\n"We will assist in anyway we can, and will be sending a consignment of turnip traps, which are the best way to catch them. Meanwhile, if any locals managed to grab one, we will be happy to pass on one of our fine recipes, free of charge."\r\n\r\n', '', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1610-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-04 10:36:06', '2015-09-04 10:36:06', '', 1610, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1610-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1614, 1, '2015-09-04 10:51:48', '2015-09-04 10:51:48', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA herd of haggis has colonised an area of north Suffolk after being accidentally released into the countryside.\r\n\r\nThe small furry rodents are normally kept in battery farming conditions in Scotland, bred for the dinner plate of Scotsmen celebrating Burns night every January 25.\r\n\r\nBut five of the animals escaped from their pen during a rare breeds show at Fressignfield village hall last Autumn, scurrying off into the fields before they could be caught.\r\n\r\nWith each female haggis capable of giving birth to 200 cubs each year, experts fear the herd now totals over 600 animals.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not a danger to humans, although they could give a nasty nip if cornered, but farmers are fearful for their crops is the population is not checked.\r\n\r\nHaggis\' favourite food is carrot and turnip - and the Suffolk Gazette agriculture bureau has already had calls from two farmers affected.\r\n\r\nJack Jarvis, who farms just outside Stradbroke, told us he lost an entire field of carrots to the hungry haggis.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought I must have had a load of rabbits, but when we sent off some carrot remains to the labs at the National Farmers\' Union, they confirmed we had a haggis problem."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:75.104603% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/200358907-001?et=brYDXwt9Qplks2K_LMlZUA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=cKsUDR8lkUw_lxj1PjqytP59xlUDTAXlqNdpoaflLio=" width="478" height="359" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/200358907-001" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The traditional ginger and black Scottish haggis on the loose in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe NFU is now calling for urgent action to trap the haggis and return them to Scotland before entire areas of Suffolk become infested and vegetable crops are wiped out.\r\n\r\nHaggis are no larger than a rabbit, and their long bushy hair gives them the appearance of a guinea pig. They have sharp claws which they use to fig out carrots or turnips from the fields, leaving tell-tale holes in the earth behind them.\r\n\r\nThey are not normally spotted by humans as they prefer to operate at night, but their loud squeaking call can now often be heard around the north Suffolk area.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Scottish haggis production farm McHaggis Hootsman, said: "We can confirm we lost five of our stock at a show in Suffolk. We did not expect them to survive in the wild, but it appears they have thrived in the local countryside and there is now something of a problem.\r\n\r\n"We will assist in any way we can, and will be sending a consignment of turnip traps, which are the best way to catch them. Meanwhile, if any locals managed to grab one, we will be happy to pass on one of our fine recipes, free of charge."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Haggis herd colonises Suffolk, ravages crops', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1610-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-04 10:51:48', '2015-09-04 10:51:48', '', 1610, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1610-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1615, 1, '2015-09-04 10:53:56', '2015-09-04 10:53:56', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA herd of haggis has colonised an area of north Suffolk after being accidentally released into the countryside.\r\n\r\nThe small furry rodents are normally kept in battery farming conditions in Scotland, bred for the dinner plates of Scotsmen celebrating Burns night every January 25.\r\n\r\nBut five of the animals escaped from their pen during a rare breeds show at Fressignfield village hall last Autumn, scurrying off into the fields before they could be caught.\r\n\r\nWith each female haggis capable of giving birth to 200 cubs each year, experts fear the herd now totals over 600 animals.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not a danger to humans, although they could give a nasty nip if cornered, but farmers are fearful for their crops if the population is not brought under control.\r\n\r\nHaggis\' favourite food is carrot and turnip - and the Suffolk Gazette agriculture bureau has already had calls from two farmers affected.\r\n\r\nJack Jarvis, 42, who farms just outside Stradbroke, told us he lost an entire field of carrots to the hungry haggis.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought I must have had a load of rabbits, but when we sent off some carrot remains to the labs at the National Farmers\' Union, they confirmed we had a haggis problem."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:75.104603% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/200358907-001?et=brYDXwt9Qplks2K_LMlZUA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=cKsUDR8lkUw_lxj1PjqytP59xlUDTAXlqNdpoaflLio=" width="478" height="359" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/200358907-001" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The traditional ginger and black Scottish haggis is on the loose in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe NFU is now calling for urgent action to trap the haggis and return them to Scotland before entire areas of Suffolk become infested and vegetable crops are wiped out.\r\n\r\nHaggis are no larger than a rabbit, and their long bushy hair gives them the appearance of a guinea pig. They have sharp claws which they use to fig out carrots or turnips from the fields, leaving tell-tale holes in the earth behind them.\r\n\r\nThey are not normally spotted by humans as they prefer to operate at night, but their loud squeaking call can now often be heard around the north Suffolk area.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Scottish haggis production farm McHaggis Hootsman, said: "We can confirm we lost five of our stock at a show in Suffolk. We did not expect them to survive in the wild, but it appears they have thrived in the local countryside and there is now something of a problem.\r\n\r\n"We will assist in any way we can, and will be sending a consignment of turnip traps, which are the best way to catch them. Meanwhile, if any locals managed to grab one, we will be happy to pass on one of our fine recipes, free of charge."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Haggis herd colonises Suffolk, ravages crops', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1610-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-04 10:53:56', '2015-09-04 10:53:56', '', 1610, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1610-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1616, 1, '2017-01-25 12:42:59', '2017-01-25 12:42:59', '<b>Exclusive\nBy Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\n\nA herd of haggis has colonised an area of north Suffolk after being accidentally released into the countryside.</b>\n\nThe small furry rodents are normally kept in battery farming conditions in Scotland, bred for the dinner plates of Scotsmen celebrating Burns night every January 25.\n\nBut five of the animals escaped from their pen during a rare breeds show at Fressignfield village hall last Autumn, scurrying off into the fields before they could be caught.\n\n\n<br>\nWith each female haggis capable of giving birth to 200 cubs each year, experts fear the herd now totals over 600 animals.\n\nThe haggis are not a danger to humans, although they could give a nasty nip if cornered, but farmers are fearful for their crops if the population is not brought under control.\n\nHaggis\' favourite food is carrot and turnip - and the Suffolk Gazette agriculture bureau has already had calls from two farmers affected.\n\nJack Jarvis, 42, who farms just outside Stradbroke, told us he lost an entire field of carrots to the hungry haggis.\n\n"At first I thought I must have had a load of rabbits, but when we sent off some droppings to the labs at the National Farmers\' Union, they confirmed we had a haggis problem."\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:75.104603% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/200358907-001?et=brYDXwt9Qplks2K_LMlZUA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=cKsUDR8lkUw_lxj1PjqytP59xlUDTAXlqNdpoaflLio=" width="478" height="359" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/200358907-001" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The traditional ginger and black Scottish haggis is on the loose in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\n\nThe NFU is now calling for urgent action to trap the haggis and return them to Scotland before entire areas of Suffolk become infested and vegetable crops are wiped out.\n\nHaggis are no larger than a rabbit, and their long bushy hair gives them the appearance of a guinea pig. They have sharp claws which they use to dig out carrots or turnips from the fields, leaving tell-tale holes in the earth behind them.\n\n[AdSense-B]\n<br>\nThey are not normally spotted by humans as they prefer to operate at night, but their loud squeaking call can now often be heard around the north Suffolk area.\n\nA spokesman for Scottish haggis production farm McHaggis Hootsman, said: "We can confirm we lost five of our stock at a show in Suffolk. We did not expect them to survive in the wild, but it appears they have thrived in the local countryside and there is now something of a problem.\n\n"We will assist in any way we can, and will be sending a consignment of turnip traps, which are the best way to catch them. Meanwhile, if any locals managed to grab one, we will be happy to pass on one of our fine recipes, free of charge."\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/donations/suffolk-gazette-beer-fund/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Haggis herd colonises Suffolk, ravages crops', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1610-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-01-25 12:42:59', '2017-01-25 12:42:59', '', 1610, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1610-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1617, 1, '2015-09-04 10:55:46', '2015-09-04 10:55:46', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA herd of haggis has colonised an area of north Suffolk after being accidentally released into the countryside.</b>\r\n\r\nThe small furry rodents are normally kept in battery farming conditions in Scotland, bred for the dinner plates of Scotsmen celebrating Burns night every January 25.\r\n\r\nBut five of the animals escaped from their pen during a rare breeds show at Fressignfield village hall last Autumn, scurrying off into the fields before they could be caught.\r\n\r\nWith each female haggis capable of giving birth to 200 cubs each year, experts fear the herd now totals over 600 animals.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not a danger to humans, although they could give a nasty nip if cornered, but farmers are fearful for their crops if the population is not brought under control.\r\n\r\nHaggis\' favourite food is carrot and turnip - and the Suffolk Gazette agriculture bureau has already had calls from two farmers affected.\r\n\r\nJack Jarvis, 42, who farms just outside Stradbroke, told us he lost an entire field of carrots to the hungry haggis.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought I must have had a load of rabbits, but when we sent off some carrot remains to the labs at the National Farmers\' Union, they confirmed we had a haggis problem."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:75.104603% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/200358907-001?et=brYDXwt9Qplks2K_LMlZUA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=cKsUDR8lkUw_lxj1PjqytP59xlUDTAXlqNdpoaflLio=" width="478" height="359" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/200358907-001" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The traditional ginger and black Scottish haggis is on the loose in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe NFU is now calling for urgent action to trap the haggis and return them to Scotland before entire areas of Suffolk become infested and vegetable crops are wiped out.\r\n\r\nHaggis are no larger than a rabbit, and their long bushy hair gives them the appearance of a guinea pig. They have sharp claws which they use to fig out carrots or turnips from the fields, leaving tell-tale holes in the earth behind them.\r\n\r\nThey are not normally spotted by humans as they prefer to operate at night, but their loud squeaking call can now often be heard around the north Suffolk area.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Scottish haggis production farm McHaggis Hootsman, said: "We can confirm we lost five of our stock at a show in Suffolk. We did not expect them to survive in the wild, but it appears they have thrived in the local countryside and there is now something of a problem.\r\n\r\n"We will assist in any way we can, and will be sending a consignment of turnip traps, which are the best way to catch them. Meanwhile, if any locals managed to grab one, we will be happy to pass on one of our fine recipes, free of charge."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Haggis herd colonises Suffolk, ravages crops', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1610-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-04 10:55:46', '2015-09-04 10:55:46', '', 1610, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1610-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1618, 1, '2015-09-04 10:57:36', '2015-09-04 10:57:36', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA herd of haggis has colonised an area of north Suffolk after being accidentally released into the countryside.</b>\r\n\r\nThe small furry rodents are normally kept in battery farming conditions in Scotland, bred for the dinner plates of Scotsmen celebrating Burns night every January 25.\r\n\r\nBut five of the animals escaped from their pen during a rare breeds show at Fressignfield village hall last Autumn, scurrying off into the fields before they could be caught.\r\n\r\nWith each female haggis capable of giving birth to 200 cubs each year, experts fear the herd now totals over 600 animals.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not a danger to humans, although they could give a nasty nip if cornered, but farmers are fearful for their crops if the population is not brought under control.\r\n\r\nHaggis\' favourite food is carrot and turnip - and the Suffolk Gazette agriculture bureau has already had calls from two farmers affected.\r\n\r\nJack Jarvis, 42, who farms just outside Stradbroke, told us he lost an entire field of carrots to the hungry haggis.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought I must have had a load of rabbits, but when we sent off some droppings to the labs at the National Farmers\' Union, they confirmed we had a haggis problem."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:75.104603% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/200358907-001?et=brYDXwt9Qplks2K_LMlZUA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=cKsUDR8lkUw_lxj1PjqytP59xlUDTAXlqNdpoaflLio=" width="478" height="359" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/200358907-001" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The traditional ginger and black Scottish haggis is on the loose in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe NFU is now calling for urgent action to trap the haggis and return them to Scotland before entire areas of Suffolk become infested and vegetable crops are wiped out.\r\n\r\nHaggis are no larger than a rabbit, and their long bushy hair gives them the appearance of a guinea pig. They have sharp claws which they use to fig out carrots or turnips from the fields, leaving tell-tale holes in the earth behind them.\r\n\r\nThey are not normally spotted by humans as they prefer to operate at night, but their loud squeaking call can now often be heard around the north Suffolk area.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Scottish haggis production farm McHaggis Hootsman, said: "We can confirm we lost five of our stock at a show in Suffolk. We did not expect them to survive in the wild, but it appears they have thrived in the local countryside and there is now something of a problem.\r\n\r\n"We will assist in any way we can, and will be sending a consignment of turnip traps, which are the best way to catch them. Meanwhile, if any locals managed to grab one, we will be happy to pass on one of our fine recipes, free of charge."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Haggis herd colonises Suffolk, ravages crops', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1610-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-04 10:57:36', '2015-09-04 10:57:36', '', 1610, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1610-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1619, 1, '2015-09-04 10:58:08', '2015-09-04 10:58:08', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA herd of haggis has colonised an area of north Suffolk after being accidentally released into the countryside.</b>\r\n\r\nThe small furry rodents are normally kept in battery farming conditions in Scotland, bred for the dinner plates of Scotsmen celebrating Burns night every January 25.\r\n\r\nBut five of the animals escaped from their pen during a rare breeds show at Fressignfield village hall last Autumn, scurrying off into the fields before they could be caught.\r\n\r\nWith each female haggis capable of giving birth to 200 cubs each year, experts fear the herd now totals over 600 animals.\r\n\r\nThe haggis are not a danger to humans, although they could give a nasty nip if cornered, but farmers are fearful for their crops if the population is not brought under control.\r\n\r\nHaggis\' favourite food is carrot and turnip - and the Suffolk Gazette agriculture bureau has already had calls from two farmers affected.\r\n\r\nJack Jarvis, 42, who farms just outside Stradbroke, told us he lost an entire field of carrots to the hungry haggis.\r\n\r\n"At first I thought I must have had a load of rabbits, but when we sent off some droppings to the labs at the National Farmers\' Union, they confirmed we had a haggis problem."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:478px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:75.104603% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/200358907-001?et=brYDXwt9Qplks2K_LMlZUA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=cKsUDR8lkUw_lxj1PjqytP59xlUDTAXlqNdpoaflLio=" width="478" height="359" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/200358907-001" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The traditional ginger and black Scottish haggis is on the loose in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe NFU is now calling for urgent action to trap the haggis and return them to Scotland before entire areas of Suffolk become infested and vegetable crops are wiped out.\r\n\r\nHaggis are no larger than a rabbit, and their long bushy hair gives them the appearance of a guinea pig. They have sharp claws which they use to dig out carrots or turnips from the fields, leaving tell-tale holes in the earth behind them.\r\n\r\nThey are not normally spotted by humans as they prefer to operate at night, but their loud squeaking call can now often be heard around the north Suffolk area.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Scottish haggis production farm McHaggis Hootsman, said: "We can confirm we lost five of our stock at a show in Suffolk. We did not expect them to survive in the wild, but it appears they have thrived in the local countryside and there is now something of a problem.\r\n\r\n"We will assist in any way we can, and will be sending a consignment of turnip traps, which are the best way to catch them. Meanwhile, if any locals managed to grab one, we will be happy to pass on one of our fine recipes, free of charge."\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Haggis herd colonises Suffolk, ravages crops', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1610-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-04 10:58:08', '2015-09-04 10:58:08', '', 1610, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1610-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1622, 1, '2015-09-06 15:59:10', '2015-09-06 15:59:10', '<b>They said it could never be done – but 81-year-old Maggie Moore has become the first person to circumnavigate Suffolk by bus.</b>\r\n\r\nThe thrill-seeking pensioner has climbed Himalayan mountains in the past, but this year Maggie swapped K2 for the number 62 as she left herself at the mercy of public transport.\r\n\r\n“I knew that travelling by bus in Suffolk was difficult, but I never realised it was this difficult,” said Maggie as she clambered off the number 173 to a crowd of journalists and well-wishers on her triumphant return to Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n“Until you’ve experienced it yourself, you can never understand the extraordinary mental and physical effort it takes to get from Brandon to Eye on a Sunday.\r\n\r\n“Climbing six thousand metres at high altitude is nothing compared with trying to figure out the timetable for the number 312.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.747475% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3070531?et=ELl5uQHRSCR2WrzEOcC-9Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=thZrB-aIbQ4zYmy5znsml3FdrHNAGaBhBaU7tIFsdJY=" width="445" height="333" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3070531" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Maggie Moore, third left, on the Lowestoft leg of her trip</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMoore’s epic trip took her on a treacherous circular route around the edge of the county, taking in the likes of Ipswich, Sudbury, Brandon and Lowestoft, before finally returning to her home town of Felixstowe on Saturday. In total, the journey took 63 days, during which time she consumed 72 flasks of tea, 253 cheese sandwiches and 20 packets of peppermint creams.\r\n\r\n“I had to deal with a lot – loneliness, isolation, body odour. There were some dark times,” admitted Maggie. “Anybody who takes a bus in Suffolk and tells you they haven’t thought about suicide is lying.”\r\n\r\nMaggie’s epic voyage has proved an inspiration to the people of her home town, as Felixstowe resident Ruth Martin, 43, admitted. “She’s a great role model. Young people in Suffolk will look up to Maggie and realise that, one day, if they work hard and are prepared to make sacrifices, they can take a bus journey too."\r\n\r\nBut fellow resident John Mortimer, 62, was less enthusiastic. “I don’t agree with taxpayers\' money being wasted on free bus trips for adventurers. What if she had become stranded and had to be rescued?”\r\n\r\nThe story also made headlines in Essex, where reports claim Maggie’s journey has finally proved that Suffolk is round.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old woman is first to circumnavigate Suffolk by bus', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'woman-suffolk-bus', '', '', '2015-09-06 16:18:41', '2015-09-06 16:18:41', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1622', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1623, 1, '2015-09-06 15:49:15', '2015-09-06 15:49:15', '<b>They said it cover never be done – but 77-year-old Maggie Moore has become the first person to circumnavigate Suffolk by bus.</b>\r\n\r\nThe thrill-seeking pensioner has climbed Himalayan mountains in the past, but this year Maggie swapped K2 for the number 62 as she left herself at the mercy of public transport.\r\n\r\n“I knew that travelling by bus in Suffolk was difficult, but I never realised it was this difficult,” said Maggie as she clambered off the number 173 to a crowd of journalists and well-wishers on her triumphant return to Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n“Until you’ve experienced it yourself, you can never understand the extraordinary mental and physical effort it takes to get from Brandon to Eye on a Sunday.\r\n\r\n“Climbing six thousand metres at high altitude is nothing compared with trying to figure out the timetable for the number 312.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.747475% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3070531?et=ELl5uQHRSCR2WrzEOcC-9Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=thZrB-aIbQ4zYmy5znsml3FdrHNAGaBhBaU7tIFsdJY=" width="445" height="333" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3070531" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Maggie Moore, third left, on the Lowestoft leg of her trip</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMoore’s epic trip took her on a treacherous circular route around the edge of the county, taking in the likes of Ipswich, Sudbury, Brandon and Lowestoft, before finally returning to her home town of Felixstowe on Saturday. In total, the journey took 63 days, during which time she consumed 72 flasks of tea, 253 cheese sandwiches and 20 packets of peppermint creams.\r\n\r\n“I had to deal with a lot – loneliness, isolation, body odour. There were some dark times,” admitted Maggie. “Anybody who takes a bus in Suffolk and tells you they haven’t thought about suicide is lying.”\r\n\r\nMaggie’s epic voyage has proved an inspiration to the people of her home town, as Felixstowe resident Ruth Martin, 43, admitted. “She’s a great role model. Young people in Suffolk will look up to Maggie and realise that, one day, if they work hard and are prepared to make sacrifices, they can take a bus journey too."\r\n\r\nBut fellow resident John Mortimer, 62, was less enthusiastic. “I don’t agree with taxpayers\' money being wasted on free bus trips for adventurers. What if she had become stranded and had to be rescued?”\r\n\r\nThe story also made headlines in Essex, where reports claim Maggie’s journey has finally proved that Suffolk is round.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old woman is first to circumnavigate Suffolk by bus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1622-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-06 15:49:15', '2015-09-06 15:49:15', '', 1622, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1622-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1624, 1, '2015-09-06 15:49:33', '2015-09-06 15:49:33', '<b>They said it cover never be done – but 81-year-old Maggie Moore has become the first person to circumnavigate Suffolk by bus.</b>\r\n\r\nThe thrill-seeking pensioner has climbed Himalayan mountains in the past, but this year Maggie swapped K2 for the number 62 as she left herself at the mercy of public transport.\r\n\r\n“I knew that travelling by bus in Suffolk was difficult, but I never realised it was this difficult,” said Maggie as she clambered off the number 173 to a crowd of journalists and well-wishers on her triumphant return to Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n“Until you’ve experienced it yourself, you can never understand the extraordinary mental and physical effort it takes to get from Brandon to Eye on a Sunday.\r\n\r\n“Climbing six thousand metres at high altitude is nothing compared with trying to figure out the timetable for the number 312.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.747475% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3070531?et=ELl5uQHRSCR2WrzEOcC-9Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=thZrB-aIbQ4zYmy5znsml3FdrHNAGaBhBaU7tIFsdJY=" width="445" height="333" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3070531" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Maggie Moore, third left, on the Lowestoft leg of her trip</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMoore’s epic trip took her on a treacherous circular route around the edge of the county, taking in the likes of Ipswich, Sudbury, Brandon and Lowestoft, before finally returning to her home town of Felixstowe on Saturday. In total, the journey took 63 days, during which time she consumed 72 flasks of tea, 253 cheese sandwiches and 20 packets of peppermint creams.\r\n\r\n“I had to deal with a lot – loneliness, isolation, body odour. There were some dark times,” admitted Maggie. “Anybody who takes a bus in Suffolk and tells you they haven’t thought about suicide is lying.”\r\n\r\nMaggie’s epic voyage has proved an inspiration to the people of her home town, as Felixstowe resident Ruth Martin, 43, admitted. “She’s a great role model. Young people in Suffolk will look up to Maggie and realise that, one day, if they work hard and are prepared to make sacrifices, they can take a bus journey too."\r\n\r\nBut fellow resident John Mortimer, 62, was less enthusiastic. “I don’t agree with taxpayers\' money being wasted on free bus trips for adventurers. What if she had become stranded and had to be rescued?”\r\n\r\nThe story also made headlines in Essex, where reports claim Maggie’s journey has finally proved that Suffolk is round.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old woman is first to circumnavigate Suffolk by bus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1622-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-06 15:49:33', '2015-09-06 15:49:33', '', 1622, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1622-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1626, 1, '2015-09-06 16:00:41', '2015-09-06 16:00:41', '<b>They said it could never be done – but 81-year-old Maggie Moore has become the first person to circumnavigate Suffolk by bus.</b>\n\nThe thrill-seeking pensioner has climbed Himalayan mountains in the past, but this year Maggie swapped K2 for the number 62 as she left herself at the mercy of public transport.\n\n“I knew that travelling by bus in Suffolk was difficult, but I never realised it was this difficult,” said Maggie as she clambered off the number 173 to a crowd of journalists and well-wishers on her triumphant return to Felixstowe.\n\n“Until you’ve experienced it yourself, you can never understand the extraordinary mental and physical effort it takes to get from Brandon to Eye on a Sunday.\n\n“Climbing six thousand metres at high altitude is nothing compared with trying to figure out the timetable for the number 312.”\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.747475% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3070531?et=ELl5uQHRSCR2WrzEOcC-9Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=thZrB-aIbQ4zYmy5znsml3FdrHNAGaBhBaU7tIFsdJY=" width="445" height="333" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3070531" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Maggie Moore, third left, on the Lowestoft leg of her trip</center></i><br><br>\n\nMoore’s epic trip took her on a treacherous circular route around the edge of the county, taking in the likes of Ipswich, Sudbury, Brandon and Lowestoft, before finally returning to her home town of Felixstowe on Saturday. In total, the journey took 63 days, during which time she consumed 72 flasks of tea, 253 cheese sandwiches and 20 packets of peppermint creams.\n\n“I had to deal with a lot – loneliness, isolation, body odour. There were some dark times,” admitted Maggie. “Anybody who takes a bus in Suffolk and tells you they haven’t thought about suicide is lying.”\n\nMaggie’s epic voyage has proved an inspiration to the people of her home town, as Felixstowe resident Ruth Martin, 43, admitted. “She’s a great role model. Young people in Suffolk will look up to Maggie and realise that, one day, if they work hard and are prepared to make sacrifices, they can take a bus journey too."\n\nBut fellow resident John Mortimer, 62, was less enthusiastic. “I don’t agree with taxpayers\' money being wasted on free bus trips for adventurers. What if she had become stranded and had to be rescued?”\n\nThe story also made headlines in Essex, where reports claim Maggie’s journey has finally proved that Suffolk is round.\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old woman is first to circumnavigate Suffolk by bus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1622-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-09-06 16:00:41', '2015-09-06 16:00:41', '', 1622, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1622-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1627, 1, '2015-09-06 16:00:44', '2015-09-06 16:00:44', '<b>They said it could never be done – but 81-year-old Maggie Moore has become the first person to circumnavigate Suffolk by bus.</b>\r\n\r\nThe thrill-seeking pensioner has climbed Himalayan mountains in the past, but this year Maggie swapped K2 for the number 62 as she left herself at the mercy of public transport.\r\n\r\n“I knew that travelling by bus in Suffolk was difficult, but I never realised it was this difficult,” said Maggie as she clambered off the number 173 to a crowd of journalists and well-wishers on her triumphant return to Felixstowe.\r\n\r\n“Until you’ve experienced it yourself, you can never understand the extraordinary mental and physical effort it takes to get from Brandon to Eye on a Sunday.\r\n\r\n“Climbing six thousand metres at high altitude is nothing compared with trying to figure out the timetable for the number 312.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:74.747475% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/3070531?et=ELl5uQHRSCR2WrzEOcC-9Q&viewMoreLink=off&sig=thZrB-aIbQ4zYmy5znsml3FdrHNAGaBhBaU7tIFsdJY=" width="445" height="333" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/3070531" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Maggie Moore, third left, on the Lowestoft leg of her trip</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMoore’s epic trip took her on a treacherous circular route around the edge of the county, taking in the likes of Ipswich, Sudbury, Brandon and Lowestoft, before finally returning to her home town of Felixstowe on Saturday. In total, the journey took 63 days, during which time she consumed 72 flasks of tea, 253 cheese sandwiches and 20 packets of peppermint creams.\r\n\r\n“I had to deal with a lot – loneliness, isolation, body odour. There were some dark times,” admitted Maggie. “Anybody who takes a bus in Suffolk and tells you they haven’t thought about suicide is lying.”\r\n\r\nMaggie’s epic voyage has proved an inspiration to the people of her home town, as Felixstowe resident Ruth Martin, 43, admitted. “She’s a great role model. Young people in Suffolk will look up to Maggie and realise that, one day, if they work hard and are prepared to make sacrifices, they can take a bus journey too."\r\n\r\nBut fellow resident John Mortimer, 62, was less enthusiastic. “I don’t agree with taxpayers\' money being wasted on free bus trips for adventurers. What if she had become stranded and had to be rescued?”\r\n\r\nThe story also made headlines in Essex, where reports claim Maggie’s journey has finally proved that Suffolk is round.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old woman is first to circumnavigate Suffolk by bus', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1622-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-06 16:00:44', '2015-09-06 16:00:44', '', 1622, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1622-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1628, 1, '2015-09-07 12:19:13', '2015-09-07 12:19:13', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can today expose one of the biggest show business cover-ups of all time - Kate Bush and Delia Smith are the same person.</b>\r\n\r\nNorwich City owner Delia, who lives near Stowmarket in Suffolk, found fame as a television chef, but really wanted to be a pop star.\r\n\r\nSo back in the 1970s she put on a long, bushy wig and invented the Kate Bush character, and until today fans of both were fooled.\r\n\r\nTo prove our astonishing revelation, we scoured the internet and could not find any examples of Delia Smith and Kate Bush being in the same room together.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:300px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:148.129676% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/114569838?et=3MYBM8OsSLFbE4SmD06j5A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=sI7NM2p4zm-rYqzKNFX9Vhjpi-mV-MU4k_rrI5I2ujs=" width="300" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/114569838" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia Smith</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/delia-smith-pitch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/delia-smith-pitch.jpg" alt="Delia Smith where are you, let&#039;s be having you" width="410" height="328" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1629" /></a></center><center><i>Kate Bush</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA showbiz insider said: "It really is remarkable that Delia was able to find fame and fortune not once, but twice.\r\n\r\n"And it\'s even more amazing that she has led a double life all this time without anyone guessing. Until now.\r\n\r\n"But in hindsight the clues were there all along. When Delia famously took to the pitch at half time at Norwich and yelled at the fans down the microphone, she struck a pose very similar to Kate.\r\n\r\n"And Kate\'s so-called career break coincided with Delia spending more time trying to make Norwich City into a famous football team.\r\n\r\n"Now the secret is out, so let\'s hope Delia takes to the pitch again and gives us all a rendition of Babooshka and Running Up That Hill."\r\n\r\nDelia Bush refused to comment.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Delia Smith is Kate Bush shocker', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'delia-smith-kate-bush', '', '', '2015-09-07 12:20:54', '2015-09-07 12:20:54', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1628', 0, 'post', '', 2); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1630, 1, '2015-09-07 12:17:27', '2015-09-07 12:17:27', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can today expose one of the biggest showbusiness cover-ups of all time - Kate Bush and Delia Smith are the same person.</b>\r\n\r\nNorwich City owner Delia found fame as a television chef, but really wanted to be a pop star.\r\n\r\nSo back in the 1970s she put on a long, bushy wig and invented the Kate Bush character, and until today fans of both fooled.\r\n\r\nTo prove our astonishing revelation, we scoured the internet and could not find any examples of Delia Smith or Kate Bush being in the same room together.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:300px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:148.129676% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/114569838?et=3MYBM8OsSLFbE4SmD06j5A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=sI7NM2p4zm-rYqzKNFX9Vhjpi-mV-MU4k_rrI5I2ujs=" width="300" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/114569838" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia Smith</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/delia-smith-pitch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/delia-smith-pitch.jpg" alt="Delia Smith where are you, let&#039;s be having you" width="410" height="328" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1629" /></a></center><center><i>Kate Bush</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA showbiz insider said: "It really is remarkable that Delia was able to find fame and fortune not once, but twice.\r\n\r\n"And it\'s even more amazing that she has led a double life all this time without anyone guessing. Until now.\r\n\r\n"But in hindsight the clues were there all along. When Delia famously took to the pitch at half time at Norwich and yelled at the fans down the microphone, she struck a pose very similar to Kate.\r\n\r\n"And Kate\'s so-called career break coincided with Delia spending more time trying to make Norwich City into a famous football team.\r\n\r\n"Now the secret is out, so let\'s hope Delia takes to the pitch again and gives us all a rendition of Babooshka and Running Up That Hill."\r\n\r\nDelia Bush refused to comment.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Delia Smith is Kate Bush shocker', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1628-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-07 12:17:27', '2015-09-07 12:17:27', '', 1628, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1628-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1631, 1, '2015-09-07 12:19:13', '2015-09-07 12:19:13', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can today expose one of the biggest show business cover-ups of all time - Kate Bush and Delia Smith are the same person.</b>\r\n\r\nNorwich City owner Delia, who lives near Stowmarket in Suffolk, found fame as a television chef, but really wanted to be a pop star.\r\n\r\nSo back in the 1970s she put on a long, bushy wig and invented the Kate Bush character, and until today fans of both fooled.\r\n\r\nTo prove our astonishing revelation, we scoured the internet and could not find any examples of Delia Smith or Kate Bush being in the same room together.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:300px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:148.129676% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/114569838?et=3MYBM8OsSLFbE4SmD06j5A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=sI7NM2p4zm-rYqzKNFX9Vhjpi-mV-MU4k_rrI5I2ujs=" width="300" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/114569838" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia Smith</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/delia-smith-pitch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/delia-smith-pitch.jpg" alt="Delia Smith where are you, let&#039;s be having you" width="410" height="328" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1629" /></a></center><center><i>Kate Bush</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA showbiz insider said: "It really is remarkable that Delia was able to find fame and fortune not once, but twice.\r\n\r\n"And it\'s even more amazing that she has led a double life all this time without anyone guessing. Until now.\r\n\r\n"But in hindsight the clues were there all along. When Delia famously took to the pitch at half time at Norwich and yelled at the fans down the microphone, she struck a pose very similar to Kate.\r\n\r\n"And Kate\'s so-called career break coincided with Delia spending more time trying to make Norwich City into a famous football team.\r\n\r\n"Now the secret is out, so let\'s hope Delia takes to the pitch again and gives us all a rendition of Babooshka and Running Up That Hill."\r\n\r\nDelia Bush refused to comment.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Delia Smith is Kate Bush shocker', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1628-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-07 12:19:13', '2015-09-07 12:19:13', '', 1628, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1628-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1632, 1, '2015-09-07 12:20:29', '2015-09-07 12:20:29', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can today expose one of the biggest show business cover-ups of all time - Kate Bush and Delia Smith are the same person.</b>\r\n\r\nNorwich City owner Delia, who lives near Stowmarket in Suffolk, found fame as a television chef, but really wanted to be a pop star.\r\n\r\nSo back in the 1970s she put on a long, bushy wig and invented the Kate Bush character, and until today fans of both were fooled.\r\n\r\nTo prove our astonishing revelation, we scoured the internet and could not find any examples of Delia Smith or Kate Bush being in the same room together.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:300px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:148.129676% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/114569838?et=3MYBM8OsSLFbE4SmD06j5A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=sI7NM2p4zm-rYqzKNFX9Vhjpi-mV-MU4k_rrI5I2ujs=" width="300" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/114569838" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia Smith</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/delia-smith-pitch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/delia-smith-pitch.jpg" alt="Delia Smith where are you, let&#039;s be having you" width="410" height="328" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1629" /></a></center><center><i>Kate Bush</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA showbiz insider said: "It really is remarkable that Delia was able to find fame and fortune not once, but twice.\r\n\r\n"And it\'s even more amazing that she has led a double life all this time without anyone guessing. Until now.\r\n\r\n"But in hindsight the clues were there all along. When Delia famously took to the pitch at half time at Norwich and yelled at the fans down the microphone, she struck a pose very similar to Kate.\r\n\r\n"And Kate\'s so-called career break coincided with Delia spending more time trying to make Norwich City into a famous football team.\r\n\r\n"Now the secret is out, so let\'s hope Delia takes to the pitch again and gives us all a rendition of Babooshka and Running Up That Hill."\r\n\r\nDelia Bush refused to comment.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Delia Smith is Kate Bush shocker', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1628-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-07 12:20:29', '2015-09-07 12:20:29', '', 1628, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1628-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1633, 1, '2015-09-07 12:20:54', '2015-09-07 12:20:54', '<b>By Arthur Pint\r\nEntertainment Editor\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette can today expose one of the biggest show business cover-ups of all time - Kate Bush and Delia Smith are the same person.</b>\r\n\r\nNorwich City owner Delia, who lives near Stowmarket in Suffolk, found fame as a television chef, but really wanted to be a pop star.\r\n\r\nSo back in the 1970s she put on a long, bushy wig and invented the Kate Bush character, and until today fans of both were fooled.\r\n\r\nTo prove our astonishing revelation, we scoured the internet and could not find any examples of Delia Smith and Kate Bush being in the same room together.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:300px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:148.129676% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/114569838?et=3MYBM8OsSLFbE4SmD06j5A&viewMoreLink=on&sig=sI7NM2p4zm-rYqzKNFX9Vhjpi-mV-MU4k_rrI5I2ujs=" width="300" height="445" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/114569838" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Delia Smith</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/delia-smith-pitch.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/delia-smith-pitch.jpg" alt="Delia Smith where are you, let&#039;s be having you" width="410" height="328" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1629" /></a></center><center><i>Kate Bush</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA showbiz insider said: "It really is remarkable that Delia was able to find fame and fortune not once, but twice.\r\n\r\n"And it\'s even more amazing that she has led a double life all this time without anyone guessing. Until now.\r\n\r\n"But in hindsight the clues were there all along. When Delia famously took to the pitch at half time at Norwich and yelled at the fans down the microphone, she struck a pose very similar to Kate.\r\n\r\n"And Kate\'s so-called career break coincided with Delia spending more time trying to make Norwich City into a famous football team.\r\n\r\n"Now the secret is out, so let\'s hope Delia takes to the pitch again and gives us all a rendition of Babooshka and Running Up That Hill."\r\n\r\nDelia Bush refused to comment.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Delia Smith is Kate Bush shocker', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1628-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-07 12:20:54', '2015-09-07 12:20:54', '', 1628, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1628-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1634, 1, '2015-09-08 07:21:20', '2015-09-08 07:21:20', '<b>By Sally Oghurt\r\nCulture Correspondent\r\n\r\nA forgotten Saxon village on the banks of the River Deben is to host the Notting Hill Carnival following shocking scenes and hundreds of arrests at this year’s London event, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nMetropolitan Police say they have finally washed their hands of the legendary annual celebration of multiculturalism after an officer was stabbed, two others bitten and more than 300 people were arrested on August Bank Holiday this year.\r\n\r\nBut protests from hundreds of thousands of faithful carnival goers have been heard by members of Suffolk County Council’s new Cultural Reach-out And Prosper committee, which has announced that the annual display of ethnic music, alcoholism, mass drug abuse and street-defecation will take place at Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\nSutton Hoo, just three miles from Woodbridge, was made famous in 1939 by archaeologist Dr Basil Brown who discovered a dynasty of Saxon kings buried beneath bracken-coated lumps of clay.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo-566x377.jpg" alt="sutton hoo treasure" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1636" /></a></center><center><i>Anglo-Saxon treasure found at Sutton Hoo in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow, the 2016 Sutton Hoo Carnival will be merged with the existing posh Aldeburgh Carnival, which is held on the same weekend and councillors are promising a host of legendary Dub, R&B and Drum n Bass stars from around the world as well as top Suffolk acts like well-known Leiston DJ Reg Squirrell.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/486088890?et=b8nU3XOGQWFHk-LcPXci3g&viewMoreLink=on&sig=zi_PX6GfK0hSQEt3hwZqewdeQMBolwujWjXDCoW1LFo=" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/486088890" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sutton Hoo looks forward to welcoming Notting Hill revellers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBernard Grabbit, chairperson of the CRAP committee said: “We are all delighted the organisers of the Notting Hill Carnival have agreed to hold their fantastic event in Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\n“The hundreds of thousands of attendees bring with them colour, culture, music and a great deal of happiness – not to mention several million pounds which they happily spend on over-priced alcohol, home-made weapons and disgusting world foods which we do not get in mono-cultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n“There’s great road access to the site and they won’t offend anyone – after all the residents have been dead and buried for more than 3,000 years.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.468013% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/173392396?et=OzUZHrD0Qld1iZKPW8scJg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=MrBWvkGsdOC6klS5kLscnPQfLROtdiL4i-uNeLzB-GI=" width="594" height="377" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/173392396" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Police in London are delighted the carnival is moving to Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is expected that truck over-spill parks along the A14 and A12 from Felixstowe to Martlesham, unused during that time of year, as well as the grounds of most schools in Woodbridge will be turned into temporary campsites to host the expected 300,000 visitors.\r\n\r\nA Met source said: “Londoners and the Met are heartily sick of this faux PC nonsense which costs millions to police and clean up and clogs up the streets for days on end. I wish Suffolk the very best of luck.”\r\n\r\nBut a Suffolk Police insider added: “We will be having a very long conversation indeed with members of the CRAP committee.”\r\n\r\nDJ Reg said: “Bring it on, buoy. I’ll make ‘em rock till they drop!”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Sutton Hoo Carnival to kick off in 2016', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'notting-hill-carnival-sutton-hoo', '', '', '2015-09-08 09:23:46', '2015-09-08 09:23:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1634', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1635, 1, '2015-09-08 07:09:13', '2015-09-08 07:09:13', '<b>By Sally Oghurt\r\nCulture Correspondent\r\n\r\nA forgotten Saxon village on the banks of the River Deben is to host the Notting Hill Carnival following shocking scenes and hundreds of arrests at this year’s London event, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nMetropolitan Police say they have finally washed their hands of the legendary annual celebration of multi-culturalism after an officer was stabbed, two others bitten and more than 300 people were arrested on August Bank Holiday this year.\r\n\r\nBut protests from hundreds of thousands of faithful carnival goers have been heard by members of Suffolk County Council’s special Cultural Reach-out And Prosper committee, which has announced that the annual display of ethnic music, alcoholism, mass drug abuse and street-defecation will take place at Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\nSutton Hoo, just three miles from Woodbridge, was made famous in 1939 by archaeologist Dr Basil Brown who discovered a dynasty of Saxon kings buried beneath bracken-coated lumps of clay.\r\n\r\nNow, the 2016 Sutton Hoo Carnival will be merged with the existing Aldeburgh Carnival, which is held at the same weekend and councillors are promising a host of legendary Dub, R&B and Drum n Bass stars from around the world as well as top Suffolk acts like well-known Leiston DJ Reg Squirrell.\r\n\r\nBernard Strangelove, chairperson of the CRAP committee said: “We are all delighted the organisers of the Notting Hill Carnival have agreed to hold their fantastic event in Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\n“The hundreds of thousands of attendees bring with them colour, culture, music and a great deal of happiness – not to mention several million pounds which they happily spend on over-priced alcohol, home-made weapons and disgusting world foods which we do not get in mono-cultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n“There’s great road access to the site and they won’t offend anyone – after all the residents have been dead and buried for more than 3,000 years.”\r\n\r\nIt is expected that truck over-spill parks along the A14 and A12 from Felixstowe to Martlesham, unused during that time of year, as well as the grounds of most schools in Woodbridge will be turned into temporary campsites to host the expected 300,000 vistors.\r\n\r\nA Met source said: “Londoners and the Met are heartily sick of this faux PC nonsense which costs millions to police and clean up and clogs up the streets for days on end. I wish Suffolk the very best of luck.”\r\n\r\nBut a Suffolk Police insider added: “We will be having a very long conversation indeed with members of the CRAP committee.”\r\n\r\nDJ Reg said: “Bring it on, buoy. I’ll make ‘em rock till they drop!”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Notting Hill Carnival moves to Sutton Hoo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1634-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 07:09:13', '2015-09-08 07:09:13', '', 1634, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1634-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1637, 1, '2015-09-08 07:16:29', '2015-09-08 07:16:29', '<b>By Sally Oghurt\r\nCulture Correspondent\r\n\r\nA forgotten Saxon village on the banks of the River Deben is to host the Notting Hill Carnival following shocking scenes and hundreds of arrests at this year’s London event, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nMetropolitan Police say they have finally washed their hands of the legendary annual celebration of multi-culturalism after an officer was stabbed, two others bitten and more than 300 people were arrested on August Bank Holiday this year.\r\n\r\nBut protests from hundreds of thousands of faithful carnival goers have been heard by members of Suffolk County Council’s special Cultural Reach-out And Prosper committee, which has announced that the annual display of ethnic music, alcoholism, mass drug abuse and street-defecation will take place at Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\nSutton Hoo, just three miles from Woodbridge, was made famous in 1939 by archaeologist Dr Basil Brown who discovered a dynasty of Saxon kings buried beneath bracken-coated lumps of clay.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo-566x377.jpg" alt="sutton hoo treasure" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1636" /></a></center><center><i>Anglo Saxon treasure found at Sutton Hoo in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow, the 2016 Sutton Hoo Carnival will be merged with the existing Aldeburgh Carnival, which is held at the same weekend and councillors are promising a host of legendary Dub, R&B and Drum n Bass stars from around the world as well as top Suffolk acts like well-known Leiston DJ Reg Squirrell.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica 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welcoming Notting Hill revellers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBernard Strangelove, chairperson of the CRAP committee said: “We are all delighted the organisers of the Notting Hill Carnival have agreed to hold their fantastic event in Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\n“The hundreds of thousands of attendees bring with them colour, culture, music and a great deal of happiness – not to mention several million pounds which they happily spend on over-priced alcohol, home-made weapons and disgusting world foods which we do not get in mono-cultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n“There’s great road access to the site and they won’t offend anyone – after all the residents have been dead and buried for more than 3,000 years.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.468013% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/173392396?et=OzUZHrD0Qld1iZKPW8scJg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=MrBWvkGsdOC6klS5kLscnPQfLROtdiL4i-uNeLzB-GI=" width="594" height="377" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/173392396" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Police in London are delighted the carnival is moving to Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is expected that truck over-spill parks along the A14 and A12 from Felixstowe to Martlesham, unused during that time of year, as well as the grounds of most schools in Woodbridge will be turned into temporary campsites to host the expected 300,000 vistors.\r\n\r\nA Met source said: “Londoners and the Met are heartily sick of this faux PC nonsense which costs millions to police and clean up and clogs up the streets for days on end. I wish Suffolk the very best of luck.”\r\n\r\nBut a Suffolk Police insider added: “We will be having a very long conversation indeed with members of the CRAP committee.”\r\n\r\nDJ Reg said: “Bring it on, buoy. I’ll make ‘em rock till they drop!”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Notting Hill Carnival moves to Sutton Hoo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1634-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 07:16:29', '2015-09-08 07:16:29', '', 1634, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1634-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1638, 1, '2015-09-08 07:21:20', '2015-09-08 07:21:20', '<b>By Sally Oghurt\r\nCulture Correspondent\r\n\r\nA forgotten Saxon village on the banks of the River Deben is to host the Notting Hill Carnival following shocking scenes and hundreds of arrests at this year’s London event, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nMetropolitan Police say they have finally washed their hands of the legendary annual celebration of multiculturalism after an officer was stabbed, two others bitten and more than 300 people were arrested on August Bank Holiday this year.\r\n\r\nBut protests from hundreds of thousands of faithful carnival goers have been heard by members of Suffolk County Council’s special Cultural Reach-out And Prosper committee, which has announced that the annual display of ethnic music, alcoholism, mass drug abuse and street-defecation will take place at Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\nSutton Hoo, just three miles from Woodbridge, was made famous in 1939 by archaeologist Dr Basil Brown who discovered a dynasty of Saxon kings buried beneath bracken-coated lumps of clay.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo-566x377.jpg" alt="sutton hoo treasure" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1636" /></a></center><center><i>Anglo-Saxon treasure found at Sutton Hoo in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow, the 2016 Sutton Hoo Carnival will be merged with the existing posh Aldeburgh Carnival, which is held at the same weekend and councillors are promising a host of legendary Dub, R&B and Drum n Bass stars from around the world as well as top Suffolk acts like well-known Leiston DJ Reg Squirrell.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica 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welcoming Notting Hill revellers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBernard Grabbit, chairperson of the CRAP committee said: “We are all delighted the organisers of the Notting Hill Carnival have agreed to hold their fantastic event in Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\n“The hundreds of thousands of attendees bring with them colour, culture, music and a great deal of happiness – not to mention several million pounds which they happily spend on over-priced alcohol, home-made weapons and disgusting world foods which we do not get in mono-cultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n“There’s great road access to the site and they won’t offend anyone – after all the residents have been dead and buried for more than 3,000 years.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.468013% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/173392396?et=OzUZHrD0Qld1iZKPW8scJg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=MrBWvkGsdOC6klS5kLscnPQfLROtdiL4i-uNeLzB-GI=" width="594" height="377" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/173392396" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Police in London are delighted the carnival is moving to Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is expected that truck over-spill parks along the A14 and A12 from Felixstowe to Martlesham, unused during that time of year, as well as the grounds of most schools in Woodbridge will be turned into temporary campsites to host the expected 300,000 visitors.\r\n\r\nA Met source said: “Londoners and the Met are heartily sick of this faux PC nonsense which costs millions to police and clean up and clogs up the streets for days on end. I wish Suffolk the very best of luck.”\r\n\r\nBut a Suffolk Police insider added: “We will be having a very long conversation indeed with members of the CRAP committee.”\r\n\r\nDJ Reg said: “Bring it on, buoy. I’ll make ‘em rock till they drop!”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Notting Hill Carnival moves to Sutton Hoo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1634-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 07:21:20', '2015-09-08 07:21:20', '', 1634, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1634-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1640, 1, '2015-09-08 07:31:26', '2015-09-08 07:31:26', '<b>By Sally Oghurt\nCulture Correspondent\n\nA forgotten Saxon village on the banks of the River Deben is to host the Notting Hill Carnival following shocking scenes and hundreds of arrests at this year’s London event, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\n\nMetropolitan Police say they have finally washed their hands of the legendary annual celebration of multiculturalism after an officer was stabbed, two others bitten and more than 300 people were arrested on August Bank Holiday this year.\n\nBut protests from hundreds of thousands of faithful carnival goers have been heard by members of Suffolk County Council’s new Cultural Reach-out And Prosper committee, which has announced that the annual display of ethnic music, alcoholism, mass drug abuse and street-defecation will take place at Sutton Hoo.\n\nSutton Hoo, just three miles from Woodbridge, was made famous in 1939 by archaeologist Dr Basil Brown who discovered a dynasty of Saxon kings buried beneath bracken-coated lumps of clay.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo-566x377.jpg" alt="sutton hoo treasure" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1636" /></a></center><center><i>Anglo-Saxon treasure found at Sutton Hoo in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\n\nNow, the 2016 Sutton Hoo Carnival will be merged with the existing posh Aldeburgh Carnival, which is held at the same weekend and councillors are promising a host of legendary Dub, R&B and Drum n Bass stars from around the world as well as top Suffolk acts like well-known Leiston DJ Reg Squirrell.\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/486088890?et=b8nU3XOGQWFHk-LcPXci3g&viewMoreLink=on&sig=zi_PX6GfK0hSQEt3hwZqewdeQMBolwujWjXDCoW1LFo=" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/486088890" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sutton Hoo looks forward to welcoming Notting Hill revellers</center></i><br><br>\n\nBernard Grabbit, chairperson of the CRAP committee said: “We are all delighted the organisers of the Notting Hill Carnival have agreed to hold their fantastic event in Sutton Hoo.\n\n“The hundreds of thousands of attendees bring with them colour, culture, music and a great deal of happiness – not to mention several million pounds which they happily spend on over-priced alcohol, home-made weapons and disgusting world foods which we do not get in mono-cultural Suffolk.\n\n“There’s great road access to the site and they won’t offend anyone – after all the residents have been dead and buried for more than 3,000 years.”\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.468013% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/173392396?et=OzUZHrD0Qld1iZKPW8scJg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=MrBWvkGsdOC6klS5kLscnPQfLROtdiL4i-uNeLzB-GI=" width="594" height="377" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/173392396" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Police in London are delighted the carnival is moving to Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\n\nIt is expected that truck over-spill parks along the A14 and A12 from Felixstowe to Martlesham, unused during that time of year, as well as the grounds of most schools in Woodbridge will be turned into temporary campsites to host the expected 300,000 visitors.\n\nA Met source said: “Londoners and the Met are heartily sick of this faux PC nonsense which costs millions to police and clean up and clogs up the streets for days on end. I wish Suffolk the very best of luck.”\n\nBut a Suffolk Police insider added: “We will be having a very long conversation indeed with members of the CRAP committee.”\n\nDJ Reg said: “Bring it on, buoy. I’ll make ‘em rock till they drop!”\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Notting Hill Carnival moves to Sutton Hoo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1634-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 07:31:26', '2015-09-08 07:31:26', '', 1634, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1634-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1641, 1, '2015-09-08 07:31:35', '2015-09-08 07:31:35', '<b>By Sally Oghurt\r\nCulture Correspondent\r\n\r\nA forgotten Saxon village on the banks of the River Deben is to host the Notting Hill Carnival following shocking scenes and hundreds of arrests at this year’s London event, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nMetropolitan Police say they have finally washed their hands of the legendary annual celebration of multiculturalism after an officer was stabbed, two others bitten and more than 300 people were arrested on August Bank Holiday this year.\r\n\r\nBut protests from hundreds of thousands of faithful carnival goers have been heard by members of Suffolk County Council’s new Cultural Reach-out And Prosper committee, which has announced that the annual display of ethnic music, alcoholism, mass drug abuse and street-defecation will take place at Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\nSutton Hoo, just three miles from Woodbridge, was made famous in 1939 by archaeologist Dr Basil Brown who discovered a dynasty of Saxon kings buried beneath bracken-coated lumps of clay.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo-566x377.jpg" alt="sutton hoo treasure" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1636" /></a></center><center><i>Anglo-Saxon treasure found at Sutton Hoo in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow, the 2016 Sutton Hoo Carnival will be merged with the existing posh Aldeburgh Carnival, which is held on the same weekend and councillors are promising a host of legendary Dub, R&B and Drum n Bass stars from around the world as well as top Suffolk acts like well-known Leiston DJ Reg Squirrell.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/486088890?et=b8nU3XOGQWFHk-LcPXci3g&viewMoreLink=on&sig=zi_PX6GfK0hSQEt3hwZqewdeQMBolwujWjXDCoW1LFo=" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/486088890" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sutton Hoo looks forward to welcoming Notting Hill revellers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBernard Grabbit, chairperson of the CRAP committee said: “We are all delighted the organisers of the Notting Hill Carnival have agreed to hold their fantastic event in Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\n“The hundreds of thousands of attendees bring with them colour, culture, music and a great deal of happiness – not to mention several million pounds which they happily spend on over-priced alcohol, home-made weapons and disgusting world foods which we do not get in mono-cultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n“There’s great road access to the site and they won’t offend anyone – after all the residents have been dead and buried for more than 3,000 years.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.468013% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/173392396?et=OzUZHrD0Qld1iZKPW8scJg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=MrBWvkGsdOC6klS5kLscnPQfLROtdiL4i-uNeLzB-GI=" width="594" height="377" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/173392396" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Police in London are delighted the carnival is moving to Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is expected that truck over-spill parks along the A14 and A12 from Felixstowe to Martlesham, unused during that time of year, as well as the grounds of most schools in Woodbridge will be turned into temporary campsites to host the expected 300,000 visitors.\r\n\r\nA Met source said: “Londoners and the Met are heartily sick of this faux PC nonsense which costs millions to police and clean up and clogs up the streets for days on end. I wish Suffolk the very best of luck.”\r\n\r\nBut a Suffolk Police insider added: “We will be having a very long conversation indeed with members of the CRAP committee.”\r\n\r\nDJ Reg said: “Bring it on, buoy. I’ll make ‘em rock till they drop!”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Notting Hill Carnival moves to Sutton Hoo', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1634-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 07:31:35', '2015-09-08 07:31:35', '', 1634, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1634-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1642, 1, '2015-09-08 09:23:46', '2015-09-08 09:23:46', '<b>By Sally Oghurt\r\nCulture Correspondent\r\n\r\nA forgotten Saxon village on the banks of the River Deben is to host the Notting Hill Carnival following shocking scenes and hundreds of arrests at this year’s London event, the Suffolk Gazette can reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nMetropolitan Police say they have finally washed their hands of the legendary annual celebration of multiculturalism after an officer was stabbed, two others bitten and more than 300 people were arrested on August Bank Holiday this year.\r\n\r\nBut protests from hundreds of thousands of faithful carnival goers have been heard by members of Suffolk County Council’s new Cultural Reach-out And Prosper committee, which has announced that the annual display of ethnic music, alcoholism, mass drug abuse and street-defecation will take place at Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\nSutton Hoo, just three miles from Woodbridge, was made famous in 1939 by archaeologist Dr Basil Brown who discovered a dynasty of Saxon kings buried beneath bracken-coated lumps of clay.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sutton-hoo-566x377.jpg" alt="sutton hoo treasure" width="566" height="377" class="aligncenter size-thumb_566x377 wp-image-1636" /></a></center><center><i>Anglo-Saxon treasure found at Sutton Hoo in Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow, the 2016 Sutton Hoo Carnival will be merged with the existing posh Aldeburgh Carnival, which is held on the same weekend and councillors are promising a host of legendary Dub, R&B and Drum n Bass stars from around the world as well as top Suffolk acts like well-known Leiston DJ Reg Squirrell.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:66.498316% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/486088890?et=b8nU3XOGQWFHk-LcPXci3g&viewMoreLink=on&sig=zi_PX6GfK0hSQEt3hwZqewdeQMBolwujWjXDCoW1LFo=" width="594" height="395" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/486088890" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sutton Hoo looks forward to welcoming Notting Hill revellers</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nBernard Grabbit, chairperson of the CRAP committee said: “We are all delighted the organisers of the Notting Hill Carnival have agreed to hold their fantastic event in Sutton Hoo.\r\n\r\n“The hundreds of thousands of attendees bring with them colour, culture, music and a great deal of happiness – not to mention several million pounds which they happily spend on over-priced alcohol, home-made weapons and disgusting world foods which we do not get in mono-cultural Suffolk.\r\n\r\n“There’s great road access to the site and they won’t offend anyone – after all the residents have been dead and buried for more than 3,000 years.”\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:63.468013% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/173392396?et=OzUZHrD0Qld1iZKPW8scJg&viewMoreLink=on&sig=MrBWvkGsdOC6klS5kLscnPQfLROtdiL4i-uNeLzB-GI=" width="594" height="377" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/173392396" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Police in London are delighted the carnival is moving to Suffolk</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nIt is expected that truck over-spill parks along the A14 and A12 from Felixstowe to Martlesham, unused during that time of year, as well as the grounds of most schools in Woodbridge will be turned into temporary campsites to host the expected 300,000 visitors.\r\n\r\nA Met source said: “Londoners and the Met are heartily sick of this faux PC nonsense which costs millions to police and clean up and clogs up the streets for days on end. I wish Suffolk the very best of luck.”\r\n\r\nBut a Suffolk Police insider added: “We will be having a very long conversation indeed with members of the CRAP committee.”\r\n\r\nDJ Reg said: “Bring it on, buoy. I’ll make ‘em rock till they drop!”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Sutton Hoo Carnival to kick off in 2016', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1634-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 09:23:46', '2015-09-08 09:23:46', '', 1634, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1634-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1643, 1, '2015-09-08 11:35:23', '2015-09-08 11:35:23', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA surprising craze for tractor surfing has given elderly Suffolk farmers a new lease of life.</b>\r\n\r\nThey have rigged up special surf boards attached to ploughs, and enjoy being whizzed around fields by tractors while getting the ploughing done at the same time.\r\n\r\nClaire Rozier, activities organiser for the newly formed Brampton Old Farmers Club, said: "We wanted to try normal surfing, but pulling on a wetsuit can be very difficult for people suffering pitchfork elbow.\r\n\r\n"After discussing the problem over a few pints down at the Racehorse pub in Westhall, we decided we could probably still surf when being towed behind a tractor.\r\n\r\n"So we went to Brian\'s farm and set it all up - and it\'s been a huge hit. Old farmers from across Suffolk have been having a go, and there\'s no reason this can not become a popular televised sport on Look East."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tractor-surfing-e1441709771410.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tractor-surfing-e1441709771410.jpg" alt="tractor-surfing" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1647" /></a></center><center><i>Old farmers enjoying tractor surfing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe elderly farmers are still coming up with all the rules for their new sport.\r\n\r\nBut one popular variant involves five of them surfing at once - and seeing who is the last to fall off as the tractor goes ever faster.\r\n\r\nThere have been one or two minor injuries, including one farmer having his left leg cut off by the plough, but otherwise there are no health and safety concerns.\r\n\r\nThe Brampton Old Farmers Club treasurer Quench Cooper added: "Although the tractor we use has a 24-litre engine, the members are happy to use their winter fuel allowances to club together and buy the paraffin to run it.\r\n\r\n"We also get some cash back because other local farmers have been contracting us to plough their fields while we enjoy ourselves."\r\n\r\nInvicta \'Vic\' Ward, chairman of the new club explained: "There are good Young Farmers groups around, but once we reach the age of 65 they stop us joining in.\r\n\r\n"Older farmers not only have more time available, but can share valuable skills such as repairing machinery with nothing more than an adjustable spanner and lump hammer."\r\n\r\nFuture projects for the club are expected to include concertos, leather flagon making workshops, and having a tipple together at the winter solstice.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old farmers create tractor surfing craze', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'tractor-surfing', '', '', '2015-09-08 11:39:51', '2015-09-08 11:39:51', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1643', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1644, 1, '2015-09-08 10:48:32', '2015-09-08 10:48:32', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA new craze for tractor surfing has given elderly Suffolk farmers a new lease of life.</b>\r\n\r\nThey have rigged up special surf boards attached to ploughs, and enjoy being whizzed around fields by tractors while getting the ploughing done in the same time.\r\n\r\nClaire Rozier, activities organiser for the newly-formed Brampton Old Farmers Club, said: "We wanted to  try surfing, but pulling on a wetsuit can be very difficult for people suffering pitchfork elbow.\r\n\r\n"After discussing the problem over a few pints down at the Racehorse pub in Westhall, we decided we could probably surf when towed behind a tractor.\r\n\r\n"We went to Brian\'s farm and set it all up - and it\'s been a huge hit. Old farmers from across Suffolk have been having a go."\r\n\r\nTreasurer Quench Cooper added: "Although the tractor we use has a 24-litre engine, the members are happy to club together to buy paraffin to run it using their winter fuel allowances.\r\n\r\n"We also get money back because other local farmers have been contracting us to plough their fields as a by-product of our new sport."\r\n\r\nInvicta "Vic" Ward, chairman of the new club explained: "There are good Young Farmers groups around, but once we reach the age of 65 they stop us joining in.\r\n\r\n"Older farmers not only have more time available, but can share valuable skills such as repairing machinery with nothing more than an adjustable spanner and lump hammer."\r\n\r\nFuture projects for the Brampton Old Farmers Club are expected to include concertos, leather flagon making workshops, and having a tipple together at the winter solstice.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old farmers spark tractor surfing craze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1643-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 10:48:32', '2015-09-08 10:48:32', '', 1643, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1643-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1645, 1, '2015-09-08 10:48:48', '2015-09-08 10:48:48', '<b>Exclusive\r\nBy Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA new craze for tractor surfing has given elderly Suffolk farmers a new lease of life.</b>\r\n\r\nThey have rigged up special surf boards attached to ploughs, and enjoy being whizzed around fields by tractors while getting the ploughing done in the same time.\r\n\r\nClaire Rozier, activities organiser for the newly-formed Brampton Old Farmers Club, said: "We wanted to  try surfing, but pulling on a wetsuit can be very difficult for people suffering pitchfork elbow.\r\n\r\n"After discussing the problem over a few pints down at the Racehorse pub in Westhall, we decided we could probably surf when towed behind a tractor.\r\n\r\n"We went to Brian\'s farm and set it all up - and it\'s been a huge hit. Old farmers from across Suffolk have been having a go."\r\n\r\nTreasurer Quench Cooper added: "Although the tractor we use has a 24-litre engine, the members are happy to club together to buy paraffin to run it using their winter fuel allowances.\r\n\r\n"We also get money back because other local farmers have been contracting us to plough their fields as a by-product of our new sport."\r\n\r\nInvicta "Vic" Ward, chairman of the new club explained: "There are good Young Farmers groups around, but once we reach the age of 65 they stop us joining in.\r\n\r\n"Older farmers not only have more time available, but can share valuable skills such as repairing machinery with nothing more than an adjustable spanner and lump hammer."\r\n\r\nFuture projects for the Brampton Old Farmers Club are expected to include concertos, leather flagon making workshops, and having a tipple together at the winter solstice.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old farmers create tractor surfing craze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1643-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 10:48:48', '2015-09-08 10:48:48', '', 1643, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1643-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1646, 1, '2015-09-08 10:53:51', '2015-09-08 10:53:51', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA new craze for tractor surfing has given elderly Suffolk farmers a new lease of life.</b>\r\n\r\nThey have rigged up special surf boards attached to ploughs, and enjoy being whizzed around fields by tractors while getting the ploughing done in the same time.\r\n\r\nClaire Rozier, activities organiser for the newly-formed Brampton Old Farmers Club, said: "We wanted to try normal surfing, but pulling on a wetsuit can be very difficult for people suffering pitchfork elbow.\r\n\r\n"After discussing the problem over a few pints down at the Racehorse pub in Westhall, we decided we could probably still surf when being towed behind a tractor.\r\n\r\n"So we went to Brian\'s farm and set it all up - and it\'s been a huge hit. Old farmers from across Suffolk have been having a go, and there\'s no reason this can not become a popular televised sport."\r\n\r\nTreasurer Quench Cooper added: "Although the tractor we use has a 24-litre engine, the members are happy to use their winter fuel allowances to club together and buy the paraffin to run it.\r\n\r\n"We also get some cash back because other local farmers have been contracting us to plough their fields as a by-product of our new sport."\r\n\r\nInvicta \'Vic\' Ward, chairman of the new club explained: "There are good Young Farmers groups around, but once we reach the age of 65 they stop us joining in.\r\n\r\n"Older farmers not only have more time available, but can share valuable skills such as repairing machinery with nothing more than an adjustable spanner and lump hammer."\r\n\r\nFuture projects for the Brampton Old Farmers Club are expected to include concertos, leather flagon making workshops, and having a tipple together at the winter solstice.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old farmers create tractor surfing craze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1643-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 10:53:51', '2015-09-08 10:53:51', '', 1643, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1643-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1648, 1, '2015-09-08 10:59:52', '2015-09-08 10:59:52', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA new craze for tractor surfing has given elderly Suffolk farmers a new lease of life.</b>\r\n\r\nThey have rigged up special surf boards attached to ploughs, and enjoy being whizzed around fields by tractors while getting the ploughing done in the same time.\r\n\r\nClaire Rozier, activities organiser for the newly formed Brampton Old Farmers Club, said: "We wanted to try normal surfing, but pulling on a wetsuit can be very difficult for people suffering pitchfork elbow.\r\n\r\n"After discussing the problem over a few pints down at the Racehorse pub in Westhall, we decided we could probably still surf when being towed behind a tractor.\r\n\r\n"So we went to Brian\'s farm and set it all up - and it\'s been a huge hit. Old farmers from across Suffolk have been having a go, and there\'s no reason this can not become a popular televised sport."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tractor-surfing-e1441709771410.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tractor-surfing-e1441709771410.jpg" alt="tractor-surfing" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1647" /></a></center><center><i>Old farmers enjoying tractor surfing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe elderly farmers are still coming up with all the rules for their new sport.\r\n\r\nBut one popular variant involves five of them surfing at once - and seeing who is the last to fall off as the tractor goes ever faster.\r\n\r\nTreasurer Quench Cooper added: "Although the tractor we use has a 24-litre engine, the members are happy to use their winter fuel allowances to club together and buy the paraffin to run it.\r\n\r\n"We also get some cash back because other local farmers have been contracting us to plough their fields as a by-product of our new sport."\r\n\r\nInvicta \'Vic\' Ward, chairman of the new club explained: "There are good Young Farmers groups around, but once we reach the age of 65 they stop us joining in.\r\n\r\n"Older farmers not only have more time available, but can share valuable skills such as repairing machinery with nothing more than an adjustable spanner and lump hammer."\r\n\r\nFuture projects for the Brampton Old Farmers Club are expected to include concertos, leather flagon making workshops, and having a tipple together at the winter solstice.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old farmers create tractor surfing craze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1643-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 10:59:52', '2015-09-08 10:59:52', '', 1643, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1643-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1649, 1, '2015-09-08 11:04:35', '2015-09-08 11:04:35', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA new craze for tractor surfing has given elderly Suffolk farmers a new lease of life.</b>\r\n\r\nThey have rigged up special surf boards attached to ploughs, and enjoy being whizzed around fields by tractors while getting the ploughing done in the same time.\r\n\r\nClaire Rozier, activities organiser for the newly formed Brampton Old Farmers Club, said: "We wanted to try normal surfing, but pulling on a wetsuit can be very difficult for people suffering pitchfork elbow.\r\n\r\n"After discussing the problem over a few pints down at the Racehorse pub in Westhall, we decided we could probably still surf when being towed behind a tractor.\r\n\r\n"So we went to Brian\'s farm and set it all up - and it\'s been a huge hit. Old farmers from across Suffolk have been having a go, and there\'s no reason this can not become a popular televised sport."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tractor-surfing-e1441709771410.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tractor-surfing-e1441709771410.jpg" alt="tractor-surfing" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1647" /></a></center><center><i>Old farmers enjoying tractor surfing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe elderly farmers are still coming up with all the rules for their new sport.\r\n\r\nBut one popular variant involves five of them surfing at once - and seeing who is the last to fall off as the tractor goes ever faster.\r\n\r\nThere have been one or two minor injuries, including one farmer having his left leg cut off by the plough, but otherwise there are no health and safety concerns.\r\n\r\nThe Brampton Old Farmers Club treasurer Quench Cooper added: "Although the tractor we use has a 24-litre engine, the members are happy to use their winter fuel allowances to club together and buy the paraffin to run it.\r\n\r\n"We also get some cash back because other local farmers have been contracting us to plough their fields as a by-product of our new sport."\r\n\r\nInvicta \'Vic\' Ward, chairman of the new club explained: "There are good Young Farmers groups around, but once we reach the age of 65 they stop us joining in.\r\n\r\n"Older farmers not only have more time available, but can share valuable skills such as repairing machinery with nothing more than an adjustable spanner and lump hammer."\r\n\r\nFuture projects for the club are expected to include concertos, leather flagon making workshops, and having a tipple together at the winter solstice.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old farmers create tractor surfing craze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1643-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 11:04:35', '2015-09-08 11:04:35', '', 1643, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1643-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1650, 1, '2015-09-08 11:34:16', '2015-09-08 11:34:16', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA surprising craze for tractor surfing has given elderly Suffolk farmers a new lease of life.</b>\r\n\r\nThey have rigged up special surf boards attached to ploughs, and enjoy being whizzed around fields by tractors while getting the ploughing done in the same time.\r\n\r\nClaire Rozier, activities organiser for the newly formed Brampton Old Farmers Club, said: "We wanted to try normal surfing, but pulling on a wetsuit can be very difficult for people suffering pitchfork elbow.\r\n\r\n"After discussing the problem over a few pints down at the Racehorse pub in Westhall, we decided we could probably still surf when being towed behind a tractor.\r\n\r\n"So we went to Brian\'s farm and set it all up - and it\'s been a huge hit. Old farmers from across Suffolk have been having a go, and there\'s no reason this can not become a popular televised sport on Look East."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tractor-surfing-e1441709771410.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tractor-surfing-e1441709771410.jpg" alt="tractor-surfing" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1647" /></a></center><center><i>Old farmers enjoying tractor surfing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe elderly farmers are still coming up with all the rules for their new sport.\r\n\r\nBut one popular variant involves five of them surfing at once - and seeing who is the last to fall off as the tractor goes ever faster.\r\n\r\nThere have been one or two minor injuries, including one farmer having his left leg cut off by the plough, but otherwise there are no health and safety concerns.\r\n\r\nThe Brampton Old Farmers Club treasurer Quench Cooper added: "Although the tractor we use has a 24-litre engine, the members are happy to use their winter fuel allowances to club together and buy the paraffin to run it.\r\n\r\n"We also get some cash back because other local farmers have been contracting us to plough their fields while we enjoy ourselves."\r\n\r\nInvicta \'Vic\' Ward, chairman of the new club explained: "There are good Young Farmers groups around, but once we reach the age of 65 they stop us joining in.\r\n\r\n"Older farmers not only have more time available, but can share valuable skills such as repairing machinery with nothing more than an adjustable spanner and lump hammer."\r\n\r\nFuture projects for the club are expected to include concertos, leather flagon making workshops, and having a tipple together at the winter solstice.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old farmers create tractor surfing craze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1643-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 11:34:16', '2015-09-08 11:34:16', '', 1643, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1643-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1651, 1, '2015-09-08 11:37:03', '2015-09-08 11:37:03', '<b>By Ivor Traktor\r\nFarming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nA surprising craze for tractor surfing has given elderly Suffolk farmers a new lease of life.</b>\r\n\r\nThey have rigged up special surf boards attached to ploughs, and enjoy being whizzed around fields by tractors while getting the ploughing done at the same time.\r\n\r\nClaire Rozier, activities organiser for the newly formed Brampton Old Farmers Club, said: "We wanted to try normal surfing, but pulling on a wetsuit can be very difficult for people suffering pitchfork elbow.\r\n\r\n"After discussing the problem over a few pints down at the Racehorse pub in Westhall, we decided we could probably still surf when being towed behind a tractor.\r\n\r\n"So we went to Brian\'s farm and set it all up - and it\'s been a huge hit. Old farmers from across Suffolk have been having a go, and there\'s no reason this can not become a popular televised sport on Look East."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tractor-surfing-e1441709771410.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tractor-surfing-e1441709771410.jpg" alt="tractor-surfing" width="600" height="399" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1647" /></a></center><center><i>Old farmers enjoying tractor surfing</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe elderly farmers are still coming up with all the rules for their new sport.\r\n\r\nBut one popular variant involves five of them surfing at once - and seeing who is the last to fall off as the tractor goes ever faster.\r\n\r\nThere have been one or two minor injuries, including one farmer having his left leg cut off by the plough, but otherwise there are no health and safety concerns.\r\n\r\nThe Brampton Old Farmers Club treasurer Quench Cooper added: "Although the tractor we use has a 24-litre engine, the members are happy to use their winter fuel allowances to club together and buy the paraffin to run it.\r\n\r\n"We also get some cash back because other local farmers have been contracting us to plough their fields while we enjoy ourselves."\r\n\r\nInvicta \'Vic\' Ward, chairman of the new club explained: "There are good Young Farmers groups around, but once we reach the age of 65 they stop us joining in.\r\n\r\n"Older farmers not only have more time available, but can share valuable skills such as repairing machinery with nothing more than an adjustable spanner and lump hammer."\r\n\r\nFuture projects for the club are expected to include concertos, leather flagon making workshops, and having a tipple together at the winter solstice.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Old farmers create tractor surfing craze', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1643-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-08 11:37:03', '2015-09-08 11:37:03', '', 1643, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1643-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1654, 1, '2015-09-09 09:56:58', '2015-09-09 09:56:58', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jerome Clarkson\r\nMotoring Editor\r\n\r\nA middle-aged man has been forced to admit that he purchased a flash sports car to make up for his small penis.</b>\r\n\r\nJohn Thomas, 51, from Woodbridge, was so self-conscious about his manhood that he bought a super-fast motor, thinking it would make him more appealing to women.\r\n\r\nBut he quickly heard people joking that he must have a small todger - folk who never previously suspected that he was lacking in the trouser department.\r\n\r\n"I spent £40,000 on the five-litre Jaguar, figuring the ladies would be hugely impressed and assume that not only was I rich, but I was also a fine figure of a man.\r\n\r\n"But as soon as I got out on the road, I got snide comments that driving a sports car meant I must have a small penis."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg" alt="Jaguar XK8" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1657" /></a></center><center><i>John Thomas\' car exposed his embarrassing secret</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Thomas, a divorced self-employed psychiatrist, got in a row with mates at his local pub, The Cock, about the correlation between the size of a man\'s car and the size of his tackle.\r\n\r\nHe made a rash bet that the link was not true - but then found he had to prove it.\r\n\r\n"I lost a game of spoof which meant I had to prove I was right. Of course, I could not do so without dropping my trousers and pants in the lounge bar in front of all the customers.\r\n\r\n"So rather than go through that indignity, and probably be arrested, I had to reluctantly admit that I did indeed have a tiny penis. My friends thought it was hilarious."\r\n\r\nBalding Mr Thomas is now trying to sell his car, and plans to buy a six-year-old Nissan Micra instead.\r\n\r\n"Then women will assume I am a big boy," he said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Flash sports car driver has small penis', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'flash-sports-car-small-penis', '', '', '2015-09-09 10:08:39', '2015-09-09 10:08:39', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1654', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1655, 1, '2015-09-09 09:33:40', '2015-09-09 09:33:40', '<b>A middle-aged man has been forced to admit that he purchased a flash sports car to make up for his small penis.</b>\r\n\r\nJohn Thomas, 51, from Woodbridge, was so self-conscious about his manhood that he bought a super-fast motor, thinking it would make him more macho.\r\n\r\nBut he quickly found people joking that he had a small todger - people who never previously suspected that he was lacking in the trouser department.\r\n\r\n"I spent £40,000 on the Jaguar, figuring the ladies would be hugely impressed and assume that not only was I rich, but I was also a fine figure of a man.\r\n\r\n"But as soon as I got out on the road, I got snide comments that driving a sports car meant I must have a small penis."\r\n\r\nMr Thomas, a divorced solicitor, got in a row with mates at his local pub, the Whippet Inn, about the correlation between the size of a man\'s car and the size of his tackle.\r\n\r\nHe made a rash bet that the link was not true - but then found he had to prove it.\r\n\r\n"I lost a game of spoof and had to prove I was right. Of course, I could not prove it without dropping my trousers and pants in the lounge bar in front of all the customers.\r\n\r\n"So rather than go through that indignity, I had to reluctantly admit that I did indeed have a tiny penis."\r\n\r\nMr Thomas is now trying to sell his car, and plans to buy a Nissan Micra instead.\r\n\r\n"Now women will assume I am a big boy," Mr Thomas said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man with flash sports car admits he has a small penis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1654-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-09 09:33:40', '2015-09-09 09:33:40', '', 1654, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1654-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1656, 1, '2015-09-09 09:37:46', '2015-09-09 09:37:46', '<b>A middle-aged man has been forced to admit that he purchased a flash sports car to make up for his small penis.</b>\r\n\r\nJohn Thomas, 51, from Woodbridge, was so self-conscious about his manhood that he bought a super-fast motor, thinking it would make him more appealing to women.\r\n\r\nBut he quickly heard people joking that he had a small todger - folk who never previously suspected that he was lacking in the trouser department.\r\n\r\n"I spent £40,000 on the five-litre Jaguar, figuring the ladies would be hugely impressed and assume that not only was I rich, but I was also a fine figure of a man.\r\n\r\n"But as soon as I got out on the road, I got snide comments that driving a sports car meant I must have a small penis."\r\n\r\nMr Thomas, a divorced self-employed psychiatrist, got in a row with mates at his local pub, the Whippet Inn, about the correlation between the size of a man\'s car and the size of his tackle.\r\n\r\nHe made a rash bet that the link was not true - but then found he had to prove it.\r\n\r\n"I lost a game of spoof which meant I had to prove I was right. Of course, I could not do so without dropping my trousers and pants in the lounge bar in front of all the customers.\r\n\r\n"So rather than go through that indignity, I had to reluctantly admit that I did indeed have a tiny penis. My friends thought it was hilarious."\r\n\r\nBalding Mr Thomas is now trying to sell his car, and plans to buy a six-year-old Nissan Micra instead.\r\n\r\n"Now women will assume I am a big boy," Mr Thomas said. "I have come to learn that size really does not matter.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man with flash sports car admits he has a small penis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1654-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-09 09:37:46', '2015-09-09 09:37:46', '', 1654, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1654-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1658, 1, '2015-09-09 09:47:49', '2015-09-09 09:47:49', '<b>A middle-aged man has been forced to admit that he purchased a flash sports car to make up for his small penis.</b>\r\n\r\nJohn Thomas, 51, from Woodbridge, was so self-conscious about his manhood that he bought a super-fast motor, thinking it would make him more appealing to women.\r\n\r\nBut he quickly heard people joking that he had a small todger - folk who never previously suspected that he was lacking in the trouser department.\r\n\r\n"I spent £40,000 on the five-litre Jaguar, figuring the ladies would be hugely impressed and assume that not only was I rich, but I was also a fine figure of a man.\r\n\r\n"But as soon as I got out on the road, I got snide comments that driving a sports car meant I must have a small penis."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg" alt="Jaguar XK8" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1657" /></a></center><center><i>John Thomas\' car exposed his embarrassing secret</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Thomas, a divorced self-employed psychiatrist, got in a row with mates at his local pub, the Whippet Inn, about the correlation between the size of a man\'s car and the size of his tackle.\r\n\r\nHe made a rash bet that the link was not true - but then found he had to prove it.\r\n\r\n"I lost a game of spoof which meant I had to prove I was right. Of course, I could not do so without dropping my trousers and pants in the lounge bar in front of all the customers.\r\n\r\n"So rather than go through that indignity, I had to reluctantly admit that I did indeed have a tiny penis. My friends thought it was hilarious."\r\n\r\nBalding Mr Thomas is now trying to sell his car, and plans to buy a six-year-old Nissan Micra instead.\r\n\r\n"Now women will assume I am a big boy," Mr Thomas said. "I have come to learn that size really does not matter.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man with flash sports car admits he has a small penis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1654-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-09 09:47:49', '2015-09-09 09:47:49', '', 1654, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1654-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1659, 1, '2015-09-09 09:49:29', '2015-09-09 09:49:29', '<b>A middle-aged man has been forced to admit that he purchased a flash sports car to make up for his small penis.</b>\r\n\r\nJohn Thomas, 51, from Woodbridge, was so self-conscious about his manhood that he bought a super-fast motor, thinking it would make him more appealing to women.\r\n\r\nBut he quickly heard people joking that he had a small todger - folk who never previously suspected that he was lacking in the trouser department.\r\n\r\n"I spent £40,000 on the five-litre Jaguar, figuring the ladies would be hugely impressed and assume that not only was I rich, but I was also a fine figure of a man.\r\n\r\n"But as soon as I got out on the road, I got snide comments that driving a sports car meant I must have a small penis."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg" alt="Jaguar XK8" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1657" /></a></center><center><i>John Thomas\' car exposed his embarrassing secret</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Thomas, a divorced self-employed psychiatrist, got in a row with mates at his local pub, the Whippet Inn, about the correlation between the size of a man\'s car and the size of his tackle.\r\n\r\nHe made a rash bet that the link was not true - but then found he had to prove it.\r\n\r\n"I lost a game of spoof which meant I had to prove I was right. Of course, I could not do so without dropping my trousers and pants in the lounge bar in front of all the customers.\r\n\r\n"So rather than go through that indignity, I had to reluctantly admit that I did indeed have a tiny penis. My friends thought it was hilarious."\r\n\r\nBalding Mr Thomas is now trying to sell his car, and plans to buy a six-year-old Nissan Micra instead.\r\n\r\n"Now women will assume I am a big boy," Mr Thomas said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Man with flash sports car admits he has a small penis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1654-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-09 09:49:29', '2015-09-09 09:49:29', '', 1654, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1654-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1660, 1, '2015-09-09 09:56:42', '2015-09-09 09:56:42', '<b>A middle-aged man has been forced to admit that he purchased a flash sports car to make up for his small penis.</b>\r\n\r\nJohn Thomas, 51, from Woodbridge, was so self-conscious about his manhood that he bought a super-fast motor, thinking it would make him more appealing to women.\r\n\r\nBut he quickly heard people joking that he must have a small todger - folk who never previously suspected that he was lacking in the trouser department.\r\n\r\n"I spent £40,000 on the five-litre Jaguar, figuring the ladies would be hugely impressed and assume that not only was I rich, but I was also a fine figure of a man.\r\n\r\n"But as soon as I got out on the road, I got snide comments that driving a sports car meant I must have a small penis."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg" alt="Jaguar XK8" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1657" /></a></center><center><i>John Thomas\' car exposed his embarrassing secret</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Thomas, a divorced self-employed psychiatrist, got in a row with mates at his local pub, The Cock, about the correlation between the size of a man\'s car and the size of his tackle.\r\n\r\nHe made a rash bet that the link was not true - but then found he had to prove it.\r\n\r\n"I lost a game of spoof which meant I had to prove I was right. Of course, I could not do so without dropping my trousers and pants in the lounge bar in front of all the customers.\r\n\r\n"So rather than go through that indignity, and probably be arrested, I had to reluctantly admit that I did indeed have a tiny penis. My friends thought it was hilarious."\r\n\r\nBalding Mr Thomas is now trying to sell his car, and plans to buy a six-year-old Nissan Micra instead.\r\n\r\n"Then women will assume I am a big boy," Mr Thomas said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Flash sports car driver admits he has a small penis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1654-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-09 09:56:42', '2015-09-09 09:56:42', '', 1654, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1654-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1661, 1, '2015-09-09 10:08:27', '2015-09-09 10:08:27', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy jer\n\nA middle-aged man has been forced to admit that he purchased a flash sports car to make up for his small penis.</b>\n\nJohn Thomas, 51, from Woodbridge, was so self-conscious about his manhood that he bought a super-fast motor, thinking it would make him more appealing to women.\n\nBut he quickly heard people joking that he must have a small todger - folk who never previously suspected that he was lacking in the trouser department.\n\n"I spent £40,000 on the five-litre Jaguar, figuring the ladies would be hugely impressed and assume that not only was I rich, but I was also a fine figure of a man.\n\n"But as soon as I got out on the road, I got snide comments that driving a sports car meant I must have a small penis."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg" alt="Jaguar XK8" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1657" /></a></center><center><i>John Thomas\' car exposed his embarrassing secret</center></i><br><br>\n\nMr Thomas, a divorced self-employed psychiatrist, got in a row with mates at his local pub, The Cock, about the correlation between the size of a man\'s car and the size of his tackle.\n\nHe made a rash bet that the link was not true - but then found he had to prove it.\n\n"I lost a game of spoof which meant I had to prove I was right. Of course, I could not do so without dropping my trousers and pants in the lounge bar in front of all the customers.\n\n"So rather than go through that indignity, and probably be arrested, I had to reluctantly admit that I did indeed have a tiny penis. My friends thought it was hilarious."\n\nBalding Mr Thomas is now trying to sell his car, and plans to buy a six-year-old Nissan Micra instead.\n\n"Then women will assume I am a big boy," he said.\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Flash sports car driver has small penis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1654-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-09-09 10:08:27', '2015-09-09 10:08:27', '', 1654, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1654-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1662, 1, '2015-09-09 09:59:25', '2015-09-09 09:59:25', '<b>A middle-aged man has been forced to admit that he purchased a flash sports car to make up for his small penis.</b>\r\n\r\nJohn Thomas, 51, from Woodbridge, was so self-conscious about his manhood that he bought a super-fast motor, thinking it would make him more appealing to women.\r\n\r\nBut he quickly heard people joking that he must have a small todger - folk who never previously suspected that he was lacking in the trouser department.\r\n\r\n"I spent £40,000 on the five-litre Jaguar, figuring the ladies would be hugely impressed and assume that not only was I rich, but I was also a fine figure of a man.\r\n\r\n"But as soon as I got out on the road, I got snide comments that driving a sports car meant I must have a small penis."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg" alt="Jaguar XK8" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1657" /></a></center><center><i>John Thomas\' car exposed his embarrassing secret</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Thomas, a divorced self-employed psychiatrist, got in a row with mates at his local pub, The Cock, about the correlation between the size of a man\'s car and the size of his tackle.\r\n\r\nHe made a rash bet that the link was not true - but then found he had to prove it.\r\n\r\n"I lost a game of spoof which meant I had to prove I was right. Of course, I could not do so without dropping my trousers and pants in the lounge bar in front of all the customers.\r\n\r\n"So rather than go through that indignity, and probably be arrested, I had to reluctantly admit that I did indeed have a tiny penis. My friends thought it was hilarious."\r\n\r\nBalding Mr Thomas is now trying to sell his car, and plans to buy a six-year-old Nissan Micra instead.\r\n\r\n"Then women will assume I am a big boy," Mr Thomas said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Flash sports car driver has small penis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1654-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-09 09:59:25', '2015-09-09 09:59:25', '', 1654, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1654-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1663, 1, '2015-09-09 10:01:12', '2015-09-09 10:01:12', '<b>A middle-aged man has been forced to admit that he purchased a flash sports car to make up for his small penis.</b>\r\n\r\nJohn Thomas, 51, from Woodbridge, was so self-conscious about his manhood that he bought a super-fast motor, thinking it would make him more appealing to women.\r\n\r\nBut he quickly heard people joking that he must have a small todger - folk who never previously suspected that he was lacking in the trouser department.\r\n\r\n"I spent £40,000 on the five-litre Jaguar, figuring the ladies would be hugely impressed and assume that not only was I rich, but I was also a fine figure of a man.\r\n\r\n"But as soon as I got out on the road, I got snide comments that driving a sports car meant I must have a small penis."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg" alt="Jaguar XK8" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1657" /></a></center><center><i>John Thomas\' car exposed his embarrassing secret</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Thomas, a divorced self-employed psychiatrist, got in a row with mates at his local pub, The Cock, about the correlation between the size of a man\'s car and the size of his tackle.\r\n\r\nHe made a rash bet that the link was not true - but then found he had to prove it.\r\n\r\n"I lost a game of spoof which meant I had to prove I was right. Of course, I could not do so without dropping my trousers and pants in the lounge bar in front of all the customers.\r\n\r\n"So rather than go through that indignity, and probably be arrested, I had to reluctantly admit that I did indeed have a tiny penis. My friends thought it was hilarious."\r\n\r\nBalding Mr Thomas is now trying to sell his car, and plans to buy a six-year-old Nissan Micra instead.\r\n\r\n"Then women will assume I am a big boy," he said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Flash sports car driver has small penis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1654-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-09 10:01:12', '2015-09-09 10:01:12', '', 1654, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1654-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1664, 1, '2015-09-09 10:02:30', '2015-09-09 10:02:30', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\n\r\nA middle-aged man has been forced to admit that he purchased a flash sports car to make up for his small penis.</b>\r\n\r\nJohn Thomas, 51, from Woodbridge, was so self-conscious about his manhood that he bought a super-fast motor, thinking it would make him more appealing to women.\r\n\r\nBut he quickly heard people joking that he must have a small todger - folk who never previously suspected that he was lacking in the trouser department.\r\n\r\n"I spent £40,000 on the five-litre Jaguar, figuring the ladies would be hugely impressed and assume that not only was I rich, but I was also a fine figure of a man.\r\n\r\n"But as soon as I got out on the road, I got snide comments that driving a sports car meant I must have a small penis."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg" alt="Jaguar XK8" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1657" /></a></center><center><i>John Thomas\' car exposed his embarrassing secret</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Thomas, a divorced self-employed psychiatrist, got in a row with mates at his local pub, The Cock, about the correlation between the size of a man\'s car and the size of his tackle.\r\n\r\nHe made a rash bet that the link was not true - but then found he had to prove it.\r\n\r\n"I lost a game of spoof which meant I had to prove I was right. Of course, I could not do so without dropping my trousers and pants in the lounge bar in front of all the customers.\r\n\r\n"So rather than go through that indignity, and probably be arrested, I had to reluctantly admit that I did indeed have a tiny penis. My friends thought it was hilarious."\r\n\r\nBalding Mr Thomas is now trying to sell his car, and plans to buy a six-year-old Nissan Micra instead.\r\n\r\n"Then women will assume I am a big boy," he said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Flash sports car driver has small penis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1654-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-09 10:02:30', '2015-09-09 10:02:30', '', 1654, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1654-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1665, 1, '2015-09-09 10:08:39', '2015-09-09 10:08:39', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jerome Clarkson\r\nMotoring Editor\r\n\r\nA middle-aged man has been forced to admit that he purchased a flash sports car to make up for his small penis.</b>\r\n\r\nJohn Thomas, 51, from Woodbridge, was so self-conscious about his manhood that he bought a super-fast motor, thinking it would make him more appealing to women.\r\n\r\nBut he quickly heard people joking that he must have a small todger - folk who never previously suspected that he was lacking in the trouser department.\r\n\r\n"I spent £40,000 on the five-litre Jaguar, figuring the ladies would be hugely impressed and assume that not only was I rich, but I was also a fine figure of a man.\r\n\r\n"But as soon as I got out on the road, I got snide comments that driving a sports car meant I must have a small penis."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jaguar-back-e1441791752331.jpg" alt="Jaguar XK8" width="600" height="389" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1657" /></a></center><center><i>John Thomas\' car exposed his embarrassing secret</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nMr Thomas, a divorced self-employed psychiatrist, got in a row with mates at his local pub, The Cock, about the correlation between the size of a man\'s car and the size of his tackle.\r\n\r\nHe made a rash bet that the link was not true - but then found he had to prove it.\r\n\r\n"I lost a game of spoof which meant I had to prove I was right. Of course, I could not do so without dropping my trousers and pants in the lounge bar in front of all the customers.\r\n\r\n"So rather than go through that indignity, and probably be arrested, I had to reluctantly admit that I did indeed have a tiny penis. My friends thought it was hilarious."\r\n\r\nBalding Mr Thomas is now trying to sell his car, and plans to buy a six-year-old Nissan Micra instead.\r\n\r\n"Then women will assume I am a big boy," he said.\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Flash sports car driver has small penis', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1654-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-09 10:08:39', '2015-09-09 10:08:39', '', 1654, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1654-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1667, 1, '2015-09-10 14:04:54', '2015-09-10 14:04:54', '<b>Postmen are to reduce landfill waste and save you time by delivering books you foolishly bought on the internet straight into your recycle bin.</b>\r\n\r\nGreen posties organised by St Edmundsbury Borough Council will now post into your blue bin to save you the inconvenience of having to throw unwanted books out yourself.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents currently experience a time lag of six to 12 months between ordering a book on the internet and throwing it out after realising they are never going to read it.\r\n\r\nBut under the new scheme, it could take as little as two weeks to get from purchase to pulp.\r\n\r\nResidents have responded favourably. “It’s what we’ve been crying out for,” said Jessica Astor, a 20-year-old student from Wickambrook.\r\n\r\nShe added: “I got really drunk one night and woke up collapsed on top of my laptop. Four days later the postman turned up with a box as heavy as a brick. It turned out to be a copy of The Count of Monte Cristo.\r\n\r\n“I had to wait 18 months before I admitted to myself that I hate all books and all I really care about is watching repeats of The Jeremy Kyle Show.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg" alt="throw away books" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1669" /></a></center><center><i>Chapter One: Throw it in the bin</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nBook hoarding is a major problem for many families in Suffolk. A recent survey showed that the size of "still-to-read" piles in living rooms was the fourth most common reason for arguments between Suffolk couples, coming just behind the traffic on the A12, Ipswich Town’s away form, and the merits of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s Apache gunship helicopter</a>.\r\n\r\n<b>Horse-drawn ploughs</b>\r\n\r\nThe latest initiative enhances Suffolk’s reputation as one of the greenest counties in England. Other environmental policies rumoured to be on the table are tax breaks for people who have never watched Top Gear, and subsidies for farmers who still use horse-drawn ploughs.\r\n\r\nA St Edmundsbury council spokesman dismissed claims that some people might actually want to receive the mail order books that they had paid for. “Nobody buys anything that they actually need. This is the internet we’re talking about.”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Postmen deliver unwanted books straight to recycling bin', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'postmen-unwanted-books-recycle-bin', '', '', '2015-09-10 14:18:33', '2015-09-10 14:18:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1667', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1668, 1, '2015-09-10 13:39:49', '2015-09-10 13:39:49', 'St Edmundsbury Borough Council will reduce landfill waste and household "must-read" piles by posting mail order books directly into residents’ recycle bins.\r\n\r\nGreen posties will now deliver straight to blue bins to save people the inconvenience of having to throw their unwanted books out themselves.\r\n\r\nResidents currently experience a time lag of six to 12 months between ordering a book on the internet and throwing it out after realising they are never going to read it.\r\n\r\nUnder the new scheme, it could take as little as two weeks to get from purchase to pulp.\r\n\r\nResidents have responded favourably. “It’s what we’ve been crying out for,” said Jessica Astor, a 20-year-old student from Wickambrook.\r\n\r\nShe added: “I got really drunk one night and woke up collapsed on top of my laptop. Four days later the postman turned up with a box as heavy as a brick. It turned out to be a copy of The Count of Monte Cristo.\r\n\r\n“I had to wait 18 months before I admitted to myself that I hate all books and all I really care about is watching repeats of The Jeremy Kyle Show.”\r\n \r\nBook hoarding is a major problem for many families in Suffolk. A recent survey showed that the size of "must-read" piles in living rooms was the fourth most common reason for arguments between Suffolk couples, coming just behind the traffic on the A12, Ipswich Town’s away form, and the merits of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s Apache gunship helicopter</a>.\r\n\r\nThe latest initiative enhances Suffolk’s reputation as one of the greenest counties in England. Other environmental policies rumoured to be on the table are tax breaks for people who have never watched Top Gear, and subsidies for farmers who still use horse-drawn ploughs.\r\n\r\nAnd the county council hopes Suffolk will have more wind turbines than people by 2020.\r\n\r\nA spokesman dismissed claims that some people might actually want to receive the mail order reading goods that they had paid for. “Nobody buys anything that they actually need. This is the internet we’re talking about.”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Postmen deliver mail order books straight to recycling bin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1667-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-10 13:39:49', '2015-09-10 13:39:49', '', 1667, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1667-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1670, 1, '2015-09-10 14:00:09', '2015-09-10 14:00:09', '<b>St Edmundsbury Borough Council will reduce landfill waste and your household "must-read" pile by posting books you bought on the internet straight into your recycle bin.</b>\r\n\r\nGreen posties will now deliver into your blue bin to save you the inconvenience of having to throw unwanted books out yourself.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents currently experience a time lag of six to 12 months between ordering a book on the internet and throwing it out after realising they are never going to read it.\r\n\r\nUnder the new scheme, it could take as little as two weeks to get from purchase to pulp.\r\n\r\nResidents have responded favourably. “It’s what we’ve been crying out for,” said Jessica Astor, a 20-year-old student from Wickambrook.\r\n\r\nShe added: “I got really drunk one night and woke up collapsed on top of my laptop. Four days later the postman turned up with a box as heavy as a brick. It turned out to be a copy of The Count of Monte Cristo.\r\n\r\n“I had to wait 18 months before I admitted to myself that I hate all books and all I really care about is watching repeats of The Jeremy Kyle Show.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg" alt="throw away books" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1669" /></a></center><center><i>Chapter One: Throw it in the bin</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nBook hoarding is a major problem for many families in Suffolk. A recent survey showed that the size of "must-read" piles in living rooms was the fourth most common reason for arguments between Suffolk couples, coming just behind the traffic on the A12, Ipswich Town’s away form, and the merits of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s Apache gunship helicopter</a>.\r\n\r\n<b>Horse-drawn ploughs</b>\r\n\r\nThe latest initiative enhances Suffolk’s reputation as one of the greenest counties in England. Other environmental policies rumoured to be on the table are tax breaks for people who have never watched Top Gear, and subsidies for farmers who still use horse-drawn ploughs. And the county council hopes Suffolk will have more wind turbines than people by 2020.\r\n\r\nA spokesman dismissed claims that some people might actually want to receive the mail order reading goods that they had paid for. “Nobody buys anything that they actually need. This is the internet we’re talking about.”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Postmen deliver unwanted books straight to recycling bin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1667-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-10 14:00:09', '2015-09-10 14:00:09', '', 1667, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1667-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1671, 1, '2015-09-10 14:04:00', '2015-09-10 14:04:00', '<b>Postmen are to reduce landfill waste and save you time by delivering books you foolishly bought on the internet straight into your recycle bin.</b>\r\n\r\nGreen posties organised by St Edmundsbury Borough Council will now post into your blue bin to save you the inconvenience of having to throw unwanted books out yourself.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents currently experience a time lag of six to 12 months between ordering a book on the internet and throwing it out after realising they are never going to read it.\r\n\r\nBut under the new scheme, it could take as little as two weeks to get from purchase to pulp.\r\n\r\nResidents have responded favourably. “It’s what we’ve been crying out for,” said Jessica Astor, a 20-year-old student from Wickambrook.\r\n\r\nShe added: “I got really drunk one night and woke up collapsed on top of my laptop. Four days later the postman turned up with a box as heavy as a brick. It turned out to be a copy of The Count of Monte Cristo.\r\n\r\n“I had to wait 18 months before I admitted to myself that I hate all books and all I really care about is watching repeats of The Jeremy Kyle Show.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg" alt="throw away books" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1669" /></a></center><center><i>Chapter One: Throw it in the bin</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nBook hoarding is a major problem for many families in Suffolk. A recent survey showed that the size of "still-to-read" piles in living rooms was the fourth most common reason for arguments between Suffolk couples, coming just behind the traffic on the A12, Ipswich Town’s away form, and the merits of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s Apache gunship helicopter</a>.\r\n\r\n<b>Horse-drawn ploughs</b>\r\n\r\nThe latest initiative enhances Suffolk’s reputation as one of the greenest counties in England. Other environmental policies rumoured to be on the table are tax breaks for people who have never watched Top Gear, and subsidies for farmers who still use horse-drawn ploughs. And the county council hopes Suffolk will have more wind turbines than people by 2020.\r\n\r\nA spokesman dismissed claims that some people might actually want to receive the mail order reading goods that they had paid for. “Nobody buys anything that they actually need. This is the internet we’re talking about.”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Postmen deliver unwanted books straight to recycling bin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1667-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-10 14:04:00', '2015-09-10 14:04:00', '', 1667, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1667-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1672, 1, '2015-09-10 14:08:24', '2015-09-10 14:08:24', '<b>Postmen are to reduce landfill waste and save you time by delivering books you foolishly bought on the internet straight into your recycle bin.</b>\r\n\r\nGreen posties organised by St Edmundsbury Borough Council will now post into your blue bin to save you the inconvenience of having to throw unwanted books out yourself.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents currently experience a time lag of six to 12 months between ordering a book on the internet and throwing it out after realising they are never going to read it.\r\n\r\nBut under the new scheme, it could take as little as two weeks to get from purchase to pulp.\r\n\r\nResidents have responded favourably. “It’s what we’ve been crying out for,” said Jessica Astor, a 20-year-old student from Wickambrook.\r\n\r\nShe added: “I got really drunk one night and woke up collapsed on top of my laptop. Four days later the postman turned up with a box as heavy as a brick. It turned out to be a copy of The Count of Monte Cristo.\r\n\r\n“I had to wait 18 months before I admitted to myself that I hate all books and all I really care about is watching repeats of The Jeremy Kyle Show.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg" alt="throw away books" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1669" /></a></center><center><i>Chapter One: Throw it in the bin</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nBook hoarding is a major problem for many families in Suffolk. A recent survey showed that the size of "still-to-read" piles in living rooms was the fourth most common reason for arguments between Suffolk couples, coming just behind the traffic on the A12, Ipswich Town’s away form, and the merits of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s Apache gunship helicopter</a>.\r\n\r\n<b>Horse-drawn ploughs</b>\r\n\r\nThe latest initiative enhances Suffolk’s reputation as one of the greenest counties in England. Other environmental policies rumoured to be on the table are tax breaks for people who have never watched Top Gear, and subsidies for farmers who still use horse-drawn ploughs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman dismissed claims that some people might actually want to receive the mail order reading goods that they had paid for. “Nobody buys anything that they actually need. This is the internet we’re talking about.”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Postmen deliver unwanted books straight to recycling bin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1667-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-10 14:08:24', '2015-09-10 14:08:24', '', 1667, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1667-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1673, 1, '2015-09-10 14:09:21', '2015-09-10 14:09:21', '<b>Postmen are to reduce landfill waste and save you time by delivering books you foolishly bought on the internet straight into your recycle bin.</b>\r\n\r\nGreen posties organised by St Edmundsbury Borough Council will now post into your blue bin to save you the inconvenience of having to throw unwanted books out yourself.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents currently experience a time lag of six to 12 months between ordering a book on the internet and throwing it out after realising they are never going to read it.\r\n\r\nBut under the new scheme, it could take as little as two weeks to get from purchase to pulp.\r\n\r\nResidents have responded favourably. “It’s what we’ve been crying out for,” said Jessica Astor, a 20-year-old student from Wickambrook.\r\n\r\nShe added: “I got really drunk one night and woke up collapsed on top of my laptop. Four days later the postman turned up with a box as heavy as a brick. It turned out to be a copy of The Count of Monte Cristo.\r\n\r\n“I had to wait 18 months before I admitted to myself that I hate all books and all I really care about is watching repeats of The Jeremy Kyle Show.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg" alt="throw away books" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1669" /></a></center><center><i>Chapter One: Throw it in the bin</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nBook hoarding is a major problem for many families in Suffolk. A recent survey showed that the size of "still-to-read" piles in living rooms was the fourth most common reason for arguments between Suffolk couples, coming just behind the traffic on the A12, Ipswich Town’s away form, and the merits of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s Apache gunship helicopter</a>.\r\n\r\n<b>Horse-drawn ploughs</b>\r\n\r\nThe latest initiative enhances Suffolk’s reputation as one of the greenest counties in England. Other environmental policies rumoured to be on the table are tax breaks for people who have never watched Top Gear, and subsidies for farmers who still use horse-drawn ploughs.\r\n\r\nA spokesman dismissed claims that some people might actually want to receive the mail order books that they had paid for. “Nobody buys anything that they actually need. This is the internet we’re talking about.”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Postmen deliver unwanted books straight to recycling bin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1667-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-10 14:09:21', '2015-09-10 14:09:21', '', 1667, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1667-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1674, 1, '2015-09-10 14:18:05', '2015-09-10 14:18:05', '<b>Postmen are to reduce landfill waste and save you time by delivering books you foolishly bought on the internet straight into your recycle bin.</b>\n\nGreen posties organised by St Edmundsbury Borough Council will now post into your blue bin to save you the inconvenience of having to throw unwanted books out yourself.\n\nSuffolk residents currently experience a time lag of six to 12 months between ordering a book on the internet and throwing it out after realising they are never going to read it.\n\nBut under the new scheme, it could take as little as two weeks to get from purchase to pulp.\n\nResidents have responded favourably. “It’s what we’ve been crying out for,” said Jessica Astor, a 20-year-old student from Wickambrook.\n\nShe added: “I got really drunk one night and woke up collapsed on top of my laptop. Four days later the postman turned up with a box as heavy as a brick. It turned out to be a copy of The Count of Monte Cristo.\n\n“I had to wait 18 months before I admitted to myself that I hate all books and all I really care about is watching repeats of The Jeremy Kyle Show.”\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg" alt="throw away books" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1669" /></a></center><center><i>Chapter One: Throw it in the bin</center></i><br><br>\n \nBook hoarding is a major problem for many families in Suffolk. A recent survey showed that the size of "still-to-read" piles in living rooms was the fourth most common reason for arguments between Suffolk couples, coming just behind the traffic on the A12, Ipswich Town’s away form, and the merits of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s Apache gunship helicopter</a>.\n\n<b>Horse-drawn ploughs</b>\n\nThe latest initiative enhances Suffolk’s reputation as one of the greenest counties in England. Other environmental policies rumoured to be on the table are tax breaks for people who have never watched Top Gear, and subsidies for farmers who still use horse-drawn ploughs.\n\nA Suffospokesman dismissed claims that some people might actually want to receive the mail order books that they had paid for. “Nobody buys anything that they actually need. This is the internet we’re talking about.”\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Postmen deliver unwanted books straight to recycling bin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1667-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-09-10 14:18:05', '2015-09-10 14:18:05', '', 1667, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1667-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1675, 1, '2015-09-10 14:18:33', '2015-09-10 14:18:33', '<b>Postmen are to reduce landfill waste and save you time by delivering books you foolishly bought on the internet straight into your recycle bin.</b>\r\n\r\nGreen posties organised by St Edmundsbury Borough Council will now post into your blue bin to save you the inconvenience of having to throw unwanted books out yourself.\r\n\r\nSuffolk residents currently experience a time lag of six to 12 months between ordering a book on the internet and throwing it out after realising they are never going to read it.\r\n\r\nBut under the new scheme, it could take as little as two weeks to get from purchase to pulp.\r\n\r\nResidents have responded favourably. “It’s what we’ve been crying out for,” said Jessica Astor, a 20-year-old student from Wickambrook.\r\n\r\nShe added: “I got really drunk one night and woke up collapsed on top of my laptop. Four days later the postman turned up with a box as heavy as a brick. It turned out to be a copy of The Count of Monte Cristo.\r\n\r\n“I had to wait 18 months before I admitted to myself that I hate all books and all I really care about is watching repeats of The Jeremy Kyle Show.”\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/book-dump-e1441892915569.jpg" alt="throw away books" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1669" /></a></center><center><i>Chapter One: Throw it in the bin</center></i><br><br>\r\n \r\nBook hoarding is a major problem for many families in Suffolk. A recent survey showed that the size of "still-to-read" piles in living rooms was the fourth most common reason for arguments between Suffolk couples, coming just behind the traffic on the A12, Ipswich Town’s away form, and the merits of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/police-apache-helicopter-blows-up-vicarage/" target="_blank">Suffolk Police’s Apache gunship helicopter</a>.\r\n\r\n<b>Horse-drawn ploughs</b>\r\n\r\nThe latest initiative enhances Suffolk’s reputation as one of the greenest counties in England. Other environmental policies rumoured to be on the table are tax breaks for people who have never watched Top Gear, and subsidies for farmers who still use horse-drawn ploughs.\r\n\r\nA St Edmundsbury council spokesman dismissed claims that some people might actually want to receive the mail order books that they had paid for. “Nobody buys anything that they actually need. This is the internet we’re talking about.”\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Postmen deliver unwanted books straight to recycling bin', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1667-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-10 14:18:33', '2015-09-10 14:18:33', '', 1667, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1667-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1677, 1, '2015-09-10 14:32:25', '2015-09-10 14:32:25', '<b>By Rob Banks\r\nCrime Editor</b>\r\n\r\nSuffolk Police have been forced to ditch their new Apache gunship helicopter after it accidentally blew up a 19th-century vicarage.\r\n\r\nFar from deterring criminals with its fearsome firepower, the deadly attack chopper has suffered a series of setbacks after police helicopter pilots became baffled by its sophisticated systems.\r\n\r\nThe final straw came when a pilot attempted to turn on a camera to track a suspected bicycle thief - but instead activated the helicopter\'s deadly Target Acquisition and Designation System.\r\n\r\nAs a result, the gunship\'s automatic systems took over and it fired off a lethal sidewinder missile that smashed into a vicarage in Needham Market.\r\n\r\nVicar Evan Elpuss explained: "I was taking afternoon tea in the garden with some ladies from the Women\'s Institute. Suddenly we heard the roar of an engine on the horizon, and watched in awe as this huge military-style helicopter rose above the treeline in the distance.\r\n\r\n"It looked like it was following a bloke on a bicycle, but then we watched in horror as there was a puff of smoke and a missile was launched.\r\n\r\n"It came straight over the primary school and towards us, and was seemingly homing in on the heat generated by the solar panels on the vicarage roof.\r\n\r\n"It smacked straight into it, and destroyed the whole place. Luckily none of us were hurt, although Gladys Worthington-Smythe was hit on the toe by a falling flower pot."\r\n\r\nThe Apache was grounded immediately and an investigation launched by the Suffolk Police Chief Constable.\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:445px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:65.993266% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/80693074?et=UHShjIeqSs9UNlFBrKRwRw&sig=yBe2j1psW9KhNn15Jez9pwvmc2jF04o3f1I_Gxle65Q=" width="445" height="294" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/80693074" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>The deadly Apache helicopter involved in the vicarage disaster</center></i><p><p><br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\nPolice crews only took delivery of the Apache helicopter two weeks ago, <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/public-fear-new-suffolk-police-helicopter/" target="_blank">as revealed exclusively in the Suffolk Gazette</a>.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We\'ve sent it back to the Ministry of Defence. The crew were trying to get to grips with the hi-tech kit on the Apache, but in doing so they got confused and fired off a missile.\r\n\r\n"Sadly, this then went on to destroy a pleasant Victorian vicarage, and for that we can only apologise."\r\n\r\nThe £13 million police Apache helicopter is now being mothballed. In its place, Suffolk Crime Commissioner Tim Passless has ordered a fleet of 17 Chieftain Battle Tanks.\r\n\r\n"This will help us to bring crime levels down in the county, although even they may not be up to the task of patrolling the badlands of Haverhill." \r\n\r\nFacebook it: <iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Police Apache helicopter blows up vicarage', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '270-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-10 14:32:25', '2015-09-10 14:32:25', '', 270, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/270-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1678, 1, '2015-09-11 12:23:40', '2015-09-11 12:23:40', '<b>A Norfolk woman was furious last night because no men sent her sexist or suggestive messages on LinkedIn, the networking site for professionals.</b>\r\n\r\nBritain was scandalised this week when it was revealed creepy businessmen were sending sexist messages to women with attractive profile photos on the popular site.\r\n\r\nGorgeous, pouting barrister Charlotte Proudman was so cross she exposed her suitor on Twitter, sparking a media maelstrom.\r\n\r\nBut Edna Spratt, 44, from Dereham in Norfolk, was devastated because no male LinkedIn members paid her any compliments at all.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who put her profession down on LinkedIn as \'Peasant\', said: "Surely some men find my profile photo attractive? My brother certainly does."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=DleeNxxLS-5q5HxXRlDggA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=VcxzIbToK68Jjvb_eAUdPkBrg7BT8_VO9EJdPds-xNo=" width="594" height="594" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sad and unloved: Edna Spratt\'s profile picture on LinkedIn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will recognise Ms Spratt from our revelation earlier this year that thousands of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">peasant Norfolk migrants were attempting to cross into Suffolk</a>.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt was pictured in her Dereham hovel, and has since clearly tried to improve her circumstances by joining LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"I thought it was a good way of finding a job," she told us. "But it turns out there are not many networking opportunities for peasants on LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"Then when I read about this sexy lawyer girl getting propositioned, I thought, \'Well my luck may be in after all\'.\r\n\r\n"But I have had no messages of adulation or questions about my underwear. I think I look lovely."\r\n\r\nA LinkedIn insider said: "We take sexism seriously and discourage men from sending such messages to our female customers. But if the women is willing, like Edna clearly is, we will introduce a new system whereby they can opt in for sexist approaches."\r\n\r\nWe hope that by publishing this story, Ms Spratt\'s inbox may now be filled with sex-starved Norfolk business types looking for love. Maybe she\'ll find a use for her favourite carrot after all?\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norfolk woman upset no-one sexually pesters her on LinkedIn', '', 'publish', 'open', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-woman-linkedin', '', '', '2015-09-11 12:29:28', '2015-09-11 12:29:28', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=1678', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1680, 1, '2015-09-11 12:18:15', '2015-09-11 12:18:15', '<b>A Norfolk woman was furious last night because no men sent her sexist or suggestive messages on LinkedIn, the networking site for professionals.</b>\r\n\r\nBritain was scandalised this week when it was revealed creepy businessmen were sending sexist messages to women with attractive profile photos on the popular site.\r\n\r\nGorgeous, pouting barrister Charlotte Proudman was so cross she exposed her suitor on Twitter, sparking a media maelstrom.\r\n\r\nBut Edna Spratt, 44, from Dereham in Norfolk, was devastated because no male LinkedIn members paid her any compliments at all.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who put her profession down on LinkedIn as \'Peasant\', said: "Surely some men find my profile photo attractive? My brother certainly does."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=DleeNxxLS-5q5HxXRlDggA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=VcxzIbToK68Jjvb_eAUdPkBrg7BT8_VO9EJdPds-xNo=" width="594" height="594" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sad and unloved: Edna Spratt\'s profile picture on LinkedIn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will recognise Ms Spratt from our revelation earlier this year that thousands of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">peasant Norfolk migrants were attempting to cross into Suffolk</a>.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt was pictured in her Dereham hovel, and has since clearly tried to improve her circumstances by joining LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"I thought it was a good way of finding a job," she told us. "But it turns out there are not many networking opportunities for peasants on LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"Then when I read about this sexy lawyer girl getting propositioned, I thought, \'Well my luck may be in after all\'.\r\n\r\n"But I have had no messages of adulation or questions about my underwear. I think I look lovely."\r\n\r\nA LinkedIn insider said: "We take sexism seriously and discourage men from sending such messages to our female customers. But if the women is willing, like Edna clearly is, we will introduce a new system whereby they can opt in for sexist approaches."\r\n\r\nWe hope that by publishing this story, Ms Spratt\'s inbox may now be filled with sex-starved Norfolk business types looking for love. Maybe she\'ll find a use for her favourite carrot, after all?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norfolk woman furious no-one sexually pestered her on LinkedIn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1678-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-11 12:18:15', '2015-09-11 12:18:15', '', 1678, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1678-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1681, 1, '2015-09-11 12:21:22', '2015-09-11 12:21:22', '<b>A Norfolk woman was furious last night because no men sent her sexist or suggestive messages on LinkedIn, the networking site for professionals.</b>\r\n\r\nBritain was scandalised this week when it was revealed creepy businessmen were sending sexist messages to women with attractive profile photos on the popular site.\r\n\r\nGorgeous, pouting barrister Charlotte Proudman was so cross she exposed her suitor on Twitter, sparking a media maelstrom.\r\n\r\nBut Edna Spratt, 44, from Dereham in Norfolk, was devastated because no male LinkedIn members paid her any compliments at all.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who put her profession down on LinkedIn as \'Peasant\', said: "Surely some men find my profile photo attractive? My brother certainly does."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=DleeNxxLS-5q5HxXRlDggA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=VcxzIbToK68Jjvb_eAUdPkBrg7BT8_VO9EJdPds-xNo=" width="594" height="594" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sad and unloved: Edna Spratt\'s profile picture on LinkedIn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will recognise Ms Spratt from our revelation earlier this year that thousands of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">peasant Norfolk migrants were attempting to cross into Suffolk</a>.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt was pictured in her Dereham hovel, and has since clearly tried to improve her circumstances by joining LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"I thought it was a good way of finding a job," she told us. "But it turns out there are not many networking opportunities for peasants on LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"Then when I read about this sexy lawyer girl getting propositioned, I thought, \'Well my luck may be in after all\'.\r\n\r\n"But I have had no messages of adulation or questions about my underwear. I think I look lovely."\r\n\r\nA LinkedIn insider said: "We take sexism seriously and discourage men from sending such messages to our female customers. But if the women is willing, like Edna clearly is, we will introduce a new system whereby they can opt in for sexist approaches."\r\n\r\nWe hope that by publishing this story, Ms Spratt\'s inbox may now be filled with sex-starved Norfolk business types looking for love. Maybe she\'ll find a use for her favourite carrot, after all?\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norfolk woman furious no-one sexually pesters her on LinkedIn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1678-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-11 12:21:22', '2015-09-11 12:21:22', '', 1678, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1678-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1682, 1, '2015-09-11 12:21:48', '2015-09-11 12:21:48', '<b>A Norfolk woman was furious last night because no men sent her sexist or suggestive messages on LinkedIn, the networking site for professionals.</b>\r\n\r\nBritain was scandalised this week when it was revealed creepy businessmen were sending sexist messages to women with attractive profile photos on the popular site.\r\n\r\nGorgeous, pouting barrister Charlotte Proudman was so cross she exposed her suitor on Twitter, sparking a media maelstrom.\r\n\r\nBut Edna Spratt, 44, from Dereham in Norfolk, was devastated because no male LinkedIn members paid her any compliments at all.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who put her profession down on LinkedIn as \'Peasant\', said: "Surely some men find my profile photo attractive? My brother certainly does."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=DleeNxxLS-5q5HxXRlDggA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=VcxzIbToK68Jjvb_eAUdPkBrg7BT8_VO9EJdPds-xNo=" width="594" height="594" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sad and unloved: Edna Spratt\'s profile picture on LinkedIn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will recognise Ms Spratt from our revelation earlier this year that thousands of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">peasant Norfolk migrants were attempting to cross into Suffolk</a>.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt was pictured in her Dereham hovel, and has since clearly tried to improve her circumstances by joining LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"I thought it was a good way of finding a job," she told us. "But it turns out there are not many networking opportunities for peasants on LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"Then when I read about this sexy lawyer girl getting propositioned, I thought, \'Well my luck may be in after all\'.\r\n\r\n"But I have had no messages of adulation or questions about my underwear. I think I look lovely."\r\n\r\nA LinkedIn insider said: "We take sexism seriously and discourage men from sending such messages to our female customers. But if the women is willing, like Edna clearly is, we will introduce a new system whereby they can opt in for sexist approaches."\r\n\r\nWe hope that by publishing this story, Ms Spratt\'s inbox may now be filled with sex-starved Norfolk business types looking for love. Maybe she\'ll find a use for her favourite carrot, after all?\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norfolk woman upset no-one sexually pesters her on LinkedIn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1678-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-11 12:21:48', '2015-09-11 12:21:48', '', 1678, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1678-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1683, 1, '2015-09-11 12:23:40', '2015-09-11 12:23:40', '<b>A Norfolk woman was furious last night because no men sent her sexist or suggestive messages on LinkedIn, the networking site for professionals.</b>\r\n\r\nBritain was scandalised this week when it was revealed creepy businessmen were sending sexist messages to women with attractive profile photos on the popular site.\r\n\r\nGorgeous, pouting barrister Charlotte Proudman was so cross she exposed her suitor on Twitter, sparking a media maelstrom.\r\n\r\nBut Edna Spratt, 44, from Dereham in Norfolk, was devastated because no male LinkedIn members paid her any compliments at all.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who put her profession down on LinkedIn as \'Peasant\', said: "Surely some men find my profile photo attractive? My brother certainly does."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=DleeNxxLS-5q5HxXRlDggA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=VcxzIbToK68Jjvb_eAUdPkBrg7BT8_VO9EJdPds-xNo=" width="594" height="594" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sad and unloved: Edna Spratt\'s profile picture on LinkedIn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will recognise Ms Spratt from our revelation earlier this year that thousands of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">peasant Norfolk migrants were attempting to cross into Suffolk</a>.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt was pictured in her Dereham hovel, and has since clearly tried to improve her circumstances by joining LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"I thought it was a good way of finding a job," she told us. "But it turns out there are not many networking opportunities for peasants on LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"Then when I read about this sexy lawyer girl getting propositioned, I thought, \'Well my luck may be in after all\'.\r\n\r\n"But I have had no messages of adulation or questions about my underwear. I think I look lovely."\r\n\r\nA LinkedIn insider said: "We take sexism seriously and discourage men from sending such messages to our female customers. But if the women is willing, like Edna clearly is, we will introduce a new system whereby they can opt in for sexist approaches."\r\n\r\nWe hope that by publishing this story, Ms Spratt\'s inbox may now be filled with sex-starved Norfolk business types looking for love. Maybe she\'ll find a use for her favourite carrot, after all?\r\n\r\nMeanhile\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norfolk woman upset no-one sexually pesters her on LinkedIn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1678-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-11 12:23:40', '2015-09-11 12:23:40', '', 1678, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1678-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1684, 1, '2015-09-11 12:29:16', '2015-09-11 12:29:16', '<b>A Norfolk woman was furious last night because no men sent her sexist or suggestive messages on LinkedIn, the networking site for professionals.</b>\n\nBritain was scandalised this week when it was revealed creepy businessmen were sending sexist messages to women with attractive profile photos on the popular site.\n\nGorgeous, pouting barrister Charlotte Proudman was so cross she exposed her suitor on Twitter, sparking a media maelstrom.\n\nBut Edna Spratt, 44, from Dereham in Norfolk, was devastated because no male LinkedIn members paid her any compliments at all.\n\nMs Spratt, who put her profession down on LinkedIn as \'Peasant\', said: "Surely some men find my profile photo attractive? My brother certainly does."\n\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=DleeNxxLS-5q5HxXRlDggA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=VcxzIbToK68Jjvb_eAUdPkBrg7BT8_VO9EJdPds-xNo=" width="594" height="594" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sad and unloved: Edna Spratt\'s profile picture on LinkedIn</center></i><br><br>\n\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will recognise Ms Spratt from our revelation earlier this year that thousands of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">peasant Norfolk migrants were attempting to cross into Suffolk</a>.\n\nMs Spratt was pictured in her Dereham hovel, and has since clearly tried to improve her circumstances by joining LinkedIn.\n\n"I thought it was a good way of finding a job," she told us. "But it turns out there are not many networking opportunities for peasants on LinkedIn.\n\n"Then when I read about this sexy lawyer girl getting propositioned, I thought, \'Well my luck may be in after all\'.\n\n"But I have had no messages of adulation or questions about my underwear. I think I look lovely."\n\nA LinkedIn insider said: "We take sexism seriously and discourage men from sending such messages to our female customers. But if the women is willing, like Edna clearly is, we will introduce a new system whereby they can opt in for sexist approaches."\n\nWe hope that by publishing this story, Ms Spratt\'s inbox may now be filled with sex-starved Norfolk business types looking for love. Maybe she\'ll find a use for her favourite carrot after all?\n\nMeanhile\n\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norfolk woman upset no-one sexually pesters her on LinkedIn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1678-autosave-v1', '', '', '2015-09-11 12:29:16', '2015-09-11 12:29:16', '', 1678, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1678-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (1685, 1, '2015-09-11 12:29:28', '2015-09-11 12:29:28', '<b>A Norfolk woman was furious last night because no men sent her sexist or suggestive messages on LinkedIn, the networking site for professionals.</b>\r\n\r\nBritain was scandalised this week when it was revealed creepy businessmen were sending sexist messages to women with attractive profile photos on the popular site.\r\n\r\nGorgeous, pouting barrister Charlotte Proudman was so cross she exposed her suitor on Twitter, sparking a media maelstrom.\r\n\r\nBut Edna Spratt, 44, from Dereham in Norfolk, was devastated because no male LinkedIn members paid her any compliments at all.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt, who put her profession down on LinkedIn as \'Peasant\', said: "Surely some men find my profile photo attractive? My brother certainly does."\r\n\r\n<center><div class="getty embed image" style="background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:\'Helvetica Neue\',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:594px;"><div style="overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:100.000000% 0 0 0;width:100%;"><iframe src="//embed.gettyimages.com/embed/478478722?et=DleeNxxLS-5q5HxXRlDggA&viewMoreLink=on&sig=VcxzIbToK68Jjvb_eAUdPkBrg7BT8_VO9EJdPds-xNo=" width="594" height="594" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;"></iframe></div><p style="margin:0;"></p><div style="padding:0;margin:0 0 0 10px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/478478722" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">View image</a> | <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank" style="color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;">gettyimages.com</a></div></div></center><center><i>Sad and unloved: Edna Spratt\'s profile picture on LinkedIn</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nKeen-eyed Suffolk Gazette readers will recognise Ms Spratt from our revelation earlier this year that thousands of <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-norfolk-migrant-crisis/" target="_blank">peasant Norfolk migrants were attempting to cross into Suffolk</a>.\r\n\r\nMs Spratt was pictured in her Dereham hovel, and has since clearly tried to improve her circumstances by joining LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"I thought it was a good way of finding a job," she told us. "But it turns out there are not many networking opportunities for peasants on LinkedIn.\r\n\r\n"Then when I read about this sexy lawyer girl getting propositioned, I thought, \'Well my luck may be in after all\'.\r\n\r\n"But I have had no messages of adulation or questions about my underwear. I think I look lovely."\r\n\r\nA LinkedIn insider said: "We take sexism seriously and discourage men from sending such messages to our female customers. But if the women is willing, like Edna clearly is, we will introduce a new system whereby they can opt in for sexist approaches."\r\n\r\nWe hope that by publishing this story, Ms Spratt\'s inbox may now be filled with sex-starved Norfolk business types looking for love. Maybe she\'ll find a use for her favourite carrot after all?\r\n\r\nLike us on Facebook: <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy us a beer (please)!</a>', 'Norfolk woman upset no-one sexually pesters her on LinkedIn', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '1678-revision-v1', '', '', '2015-09-11 12:29:28', '2015-09-11 12:29:28', '', 1678, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/1678-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
