INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4748, 1, '2016-09-22 10:30:45', '2016-09-22 10:30:45', 'Mary Berry retires', 'mary-berry-retires', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'mary-berry-retires', '', '', '2016-09-22 10:31:28', '2016-09-22 10:31:28', '', 4746, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png', 0, 'attachment', 'image/png', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4749, 1, '2016-09-22 10:41:45', '2016-09-22 10:41:45', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png" alt="Mary Berry retires" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4748" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Personal Finance Staff\r\n\r\nAn 81-year-old woman has revealed she is only now able to retire after a lifetime of slaving away in kitchens.</b>\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Berry says changes to pensions legislation meant she had to work well beyond what she had expected to be her retirement age.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut finally she been able to hang up her apron after taking advantage of her employer\'s relocation.\r\n\r\n"I felt 81 was getting on a bit," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I had hoped to go at 60, but then the laws changed and pensions got smaller. I worked on and 65 came and went; 70 and 75, too.\r\n\r\n"Then when I got to 80 I thought, \'This is ridiculous\', and began looking for a way to put my feet up while I still had time."\r\n\r\nShe plans to spend her retirement reading and following her football team. Ipswich Town, the club she has supported since being evacuated to Suffolk from her home in Bath during the Second World War.\r\n\r\n"I\'ll keep busy, but I won\'t be watching any television - there\'s nothing on but crap," she said.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady finally able to retire, aged 81', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4746-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-22 10:41:45', '2016-09-22 10:41:45', '', 4746, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4746-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4750, 1, '2016-09-22 10:43:14', '2016-09-22 10:43:14', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png" alt="Mary Berry retires" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4748" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Personal Finance Staff\r\n\r\nAn 81-year-old woman has revealed she is only now able to retire after a lifetime of slaving away in kitchens.</b>\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Berry says changes to pensions legislation meant she had to work well beyond what she had expected to be her retirement age.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut she has finally been able to hang up her apron after taking advantage of her employer\'s relocation.\r\n\r\n"I felt 81 was getting on a bit," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I had hoped to go at 60, but then the laws changed and pensions got smaller. I worked on and 65 came and went; 70 and 75, too.\r\n\r\n"Then when I got to 80 I thought, \'This is ridiculous\', and began looking for a way to put my feet up while I still had time."\r\n\r\nShe plans to spend her retirement reading and following her football team. Ipswich Town, the club she has supported since being evacuated to Suffolk from her home in Bath during the Second World War.\r\n\r\n"I\'ll keep busy, but I won\'t be watching any television - there\'s nothing on but crap," she said.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady finally able to retire, aged 81', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4746-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-22 10:43:14', '2016-09-22 10:43:14', '', 4746, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4746-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4751, 1, '2016-09-22 10:43:51', '2016-09-22 10:43:51', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png" alt="Mary Berry retires" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4748" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Personal Finance Staff\r\n\r\nAn 81-year-old woman has revealed she is only now able to retire after a lifetime of slaving away in kitchens.</b>\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Berry says changes to pensions legislation meant she had to work well beyond what she had expected to be her retirement age.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut she has finally been able to hang up her apron after taking advantage of her employer\'s relocation.\r\n\r\n"I felt 81 was getting on a bit," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I had hoped to go at 60, but then the laws changed and pensions got smaller. I worked on and 65 came and went; 70 and 75, too.\r\n\r\n"Then when I got to 80 I thought, \'This is ridiculous\', and began looking for a way to put my feet up while I still had time."\r\n\r\nShe plans to spend her retirement reading and following her football team, Ipswich Town, the club she has supported since being evacuated to Suffolk from her home in Bath during the Second World War.\r\n\r\n"I\'ll keep busy, but I won\'t be watching any television - there\'s nothing on but crap," she said.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady finally able to retire, aged 81', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4746-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-22 10:43:51', '2016-09-22 10:43:51', '', 4746, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4746-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4752, 1, '2016-09-22 10:47:23', '2016-09-22 10:47:23', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png" alt="Mary Berry retires" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4748" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>By Our Personal Finance Staff\n\nAn 81-year-old woman has revealed she is only now able to retire after a lifetime of slaving away in kitchens.</b>\n\nMrs Mary Berry says changes to state pensions legislation meant she had to work well beyond what she had expected to be her retirement age.\n\n\n<br>\nBut she has finally been able to hang up her apron after taking advantage of her employer\'s relocation.\n\n"I felt 81 was getting on a bit," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I had hoped to go at 60, but then the laws changed and pensions got smaller. I worked on and 65 came and went; 70 and 75, too.\n\n"Then when I got to 80 I thought, \'This is ridiculous\', and began looking for a way to put my feet up while I still had time."\n\nShe plans to spend her retirement reading and following her football team, Ipswich Town, the club she has supported since being evacuated to Suffolk from her home in Bath during the Second World War.\n\n"I\'ll keep busy, but I won\'t be watching any television - there\'s nothing on but crap," she said.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady finally able to retire, aged 81', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4746-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-22 10:47:23', '2016-09-22 10:47:23', '', 4746, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4746-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4753, 1, '2016-09-22 10:47:27', '2016-09-22 10:47:27', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mary-berry-retires.png" alt="Mary Berry retires" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4748" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Personal Finance Staff\r\n\r\nAn 81-year-old woman has revealed she is only now able to retire after a lifetime of slaving away in kitchens.</b>\r\n\r\nMrs Mary Berry says changes to state pension legislation meant she had to work well beyond what she had expected to be her retirement age.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut she has finally been able to hang up her apron after taking advantage of her employer\'s relocation.\r\n\r\n"I felt 81 was getting on a bit," she told the Suffolk Gazette. "I had hoped to go at 60, but then the laws changed and pensions got smaller. I worked on and 65 came and went; 70 and 75, too.\r\n\r\n"Then when I got to 80 I thought, \'This is ridiculous\', and began looking for a way to put my feet up while I still had time."\r\n\r\nShe plans to spend her retirement reading and following her football team, Ipswich Town, the club she has supported since being evacuated to Suffolk from her home in Bath during the Second World War.\r\n\r\n"I\'ll keep busy, but I won\'t be watching any television - there\'s nothing on but crap," she said.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady finally able to retire, aged 81', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4746-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-22 10:47:27', '2016-09-22 10:47:27', '', 4746, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4746-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4754, 1, '2016-09-23 08:55:16', '2016-09-23 08:55:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg" alt="The Queen eats a kebab" width="750" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4755" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n[efb_likebox fanpage_url="suffolkgazette" box_width="300" box_height="260" locale="en_GB" responsive="1" show_faces="1" show_stream="0" hide_cover="0" small_header="0" hide_cta="0" ]\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Queen tucked into a takeaway doner kebab with all the trimmings after accepting a dare from Prince Harry, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nShe munched through half of the feast, which was delivered to the Sandringham Estate, her country retreat in Norfolk, by a wide-eyed kebab shop worker in his beaten-up old Nissan Micra.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe extraordinary incident, which illustrates perfectly Her Majesty\'s wicked sense of humour, happened after a lively family lunch at Sandringham House two weeks ago to celebrate Harry\'s 32nd birthday.\r\n\r\nA royal insider said: "Harry had enjoyed a few glasses of wine, and when The Queen asked him if there was anything particular he would like for his birthday, he blurted out, \'You have to eat a doner kebab\'.\r\n\r\n"She had no idea exactly what one of those was, and agreed immediately to the challenge, much to Philip\'s surprise. As a Greek, he was perfectly aware of what was in store for her.\r\n\r\n"The conversation moved on and it looked like everyone had forgotten about it. But last week, the Krazy Kebabs takeaway in Swaffham, 17 miles away, got a delivery order by telephone... to Sandringham House."\r\n\r\nThe source told how driver Ahmet Sudoku arrived at the gates 30 minutes later, and was waved through to the main house.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I assumed the food was for a servant. But when I got to the entrance a butler took it, and said it was for the Queen. I hope she enjoyed it - we are known for the best kebabs in Norfolk."\r\n\r\n<b>Chili sauce</b>\r\n\r\nA source said Her Majesty was taken aback by the doner meat-filled pitta bread, oozing with chili sauce and a sprinkling of salad. "She had expected something entirely different, but started to eat it anyway.\r\n\r\n"Staff say she found the sauce rather hot, but enjoyed about half of the kebab before giving up. Prince Philip, who was roaring with laughter, took a photograph on his mobile phone, and sent it through to Prince Harry as proof that his grandmother had completed the dare.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"Harry thought it was hilarious - the two of them get on famously, like when she appeared in his fun video to promote his Invictus Games."\r\n\r\nA spokesman at Krazy Kebabs said: "We have been asked not to talk about this." Meanwhile, a spokesman at Buckingham Palace said: "We do not comment on private family matters."  \r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen eats doner kebab after Prince Harry dare', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'queen-doner-kebab', '', '', '2017-04-21 08:31:27', '2017-04-21 08:31:27', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4754', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4756, 1, '2016-09-23 08:52:10', '2016-09-23 08:52:10', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg" alt="The Queen eats a kebab" width="750" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4755" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Queen tucked into a takeaway doner kebab with all the trimmings after accepting a dare from Prince Harry, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nShe munched through half of the feast, which was delivered to the Sandringham Estate, her country retreat in Norfolk, by a wide-eyed kebab shop worker in his beaten-up old Nissan Micra.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe extraordinary incident, which illustrates perfectly Her Majesty\'s wicked sense of humour, happened after a lively family lunch at Sandringham House two weeks ago to celebrate Harry\'s 32nd birthday.\r\n\r\nA royal insider said: "Harry had enjoyed a few glasses of wine, and when The Queen asked him if there was anything particular he would like for his birthday, he blurted out, \'You have to eat a doner kebab\'.\r\n\r\n"She had no idea exactly what one of those was, and agreed immediately to the challenge, much to Phillip\'s surprise. As a Greek, he was perfectly aware of what was in store for her.\r\n\r\n"The conversation moved on and it looked like everyone had forgotten about it. But last week, the Krazy Kebab takeaway in Swaffham, 17 miles away, got a delivery order by telephone... to Sandringham House."\r\n\r\nThe source told how driver Ahmet Sudoku arrived at the gates 30 minutes later, and was waved through to the main house.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I assumed the food was for a servant. But when I got to the entrance a butler took it, and said it was for the Queen. I hope she enjoyed it - we are known for the best kebabs in Norfolk."\r\n\r\n<b>Chili sauce</b>\r\n\r\nA source said the Her Majesty was taken aback by the doner meat-filled pitta bread, oozing with chili source and a with a sprinkling of salad. "She had expected something entirely different, but started to eat it anyway.\r\n\r\n"Staff say she found the source rather hot, but enjoyed about half of the kebab before giving up. Prince Philip, who was roaring with laughter, took a photograph on his mobile phone, and sent it through to Prince Harry as proof that his grandmother had completed the dare.\r\n\r\n"Harry thought it was hilarious - the two of them get on famously, like when she appeared in his fun video to promote his Invictus Games."\r\n\r\nA spokesman at Krazy Kebabs said: "We have been asked not to talk about this." Meanwhile, a spokesman at Buckingham Palace said: "We do not comment on private family matters."  \r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen eats doner kebab after Prince Harry dare', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4754-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-23 08:52:10', '2016-09-23 08:52:10', '', 4754, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4754-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4757, 1, '2016-09-23 08:55:05', '2016-09-23 08:55:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg" alt="The Queen eats a kebab" width="750" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4755" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Queen tucked into a takeaway doner kebab with all the trimmings after accepting a dare from Prince Harry, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nShe munched through half of the feast, which was delivered to the Sandringham Estate, her country retreat in Norfolk, by a wide-eyed kebab shop worker in his beaten-up old Nissan Micra.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe extraordinary incident, which illustrates perfectly Her Majesty\'s wicked sense of humour, happened after a lively family lunch at Sandringham House two weeks ago to celebrate Harry\'s 32nd birthday.\r\n\r\nA royal insider said: "Harry had enjoyed a few glasses of wine, and when The Queen asked him if there was anything particular he would like for his birthday, he blurted out, \'You have to eat a doner kebab\'.\r\n\r\n"She had no idea exactly what one of those was, and agreed immediately to the challenge, much to Phillip\'s surprise. As a Greek, he was perfectly aware of what was in store for her.\r\n\r\n"The conversation moved on and it looked like everyone had forgotten about it. But last week, the Krazy Kebab takeaway in Swaffham, 17 miles away, got a delivery order by telephone... to Sandringham House."\r\n\r\nThe source told how driver Ahmet Sudoku arrived at the gates 30 minutes later, and was waved through to the main house.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I assumed the food was for a servant. But when I got to the entrance a butler took it, and said it was for the Queen. I hope she enjoyed it - we are known for the best kebabs in Norfolk."\r\n\r\n<b>Chili sauce</b>\r\n\r\nA source said Her Majesty was taken aback by the doner meat-filled pitta bread, oozing with chili source and a sprinkling of salad. "She had expected something entirely different, but started to eat it anyway.\r\n\r\n"Staff say she found the source rather hot, but enjoyed about half of the kebab before giving up. Prince Philip, who was roaring with laughter, took a photograph on his mobile phone, and sent it through to Prince Harry as proof that his grandmother had completed the dare.\r\n\r\n"Harry thought it was hilarious - the two of them get on famously, like when she appeared in his fun video to promote his Invictus Games."\r\n\r\nA spokesman at Krazy Kebabs said: "We have been asked not to talk about this." Meanwhile, a spokesman at Buckingham Palace said: "We do not comment on private family matters."  \r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen eats doner kebab after Prince Harry dare', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4754-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-23 08:55:05', '2016-09-23 08:55:05', '', 4754, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4754-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4758, 1, '2016-09-23 09:10:24', '2016-09-23 09:10:24', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg" alt="The Queen eats a kebab" width="750" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4755" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Queen tucked into a takeaway doner kebab with all the trimmings after accepting a dare from Prince Harry, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nShe munched through half of the feast, which was delivered to the Sandringham Estate, her country retreat in Norfolk, by a wide-eyed kebab shop worker in his beaten-up old Nissan Micra.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe extraordinary incident, which illustrates perfectly Her Majesty\'s wicked sense of humour, happened after a lively family lunch at Sandringham House two weeks ago to celebrate Harry\'s 32nd birthday.\r\n\r\nA royal insider said: "Harry had enjoyed a few glasses of wine, and when The Queen asked him if there was anything particular he would like for his birthday, he blurted out, \'You have to eat a doner kebab\'.\r\n\r\n"She had no idea exactly what one of those was, and agreed immediately to the challenge, much to Philip\'s surprise. As a Greek, he was perfectly aware of what was in store for her.\r\n\r\n"The conversation moved on and it looked like everyone had forgotten about it. But last week, the Krazy Kebab takeaway in Swaffham, 17 miles away, got a delivery order by telephone... to Sandringham House."\r\n\r\nThe source told how driver Ahmet Sudoku arrived at the gates 30 minutes later, and was waved through to the main house.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I assumed the food was for a servant. But when I got to the entrance a butler took it, and said it was for the Queen. I hope she enjoyed it - we are known for the best kebabs in Norfolk."\r\n\r\n<b>Chili sauce</b>\r\n\r\nA source said Her Majesty was taken aback by the doner meat-filled pitta bread, oozing with chili source and a sprinkling of salad. "She had expected something entirely different, but started to eat it anyway.\r\n\r\n"Staff say she found the source rather hot, but enjoyed about half of the kebab before giving up. Prince Philip, who was roaring with laughter, took a photograph on his mobile phone, and sent it through to Prince Harry as proof that his grandmother had completed the dare.\r\n\r\n"Harry thought it was hilarious - the two of them get on famously, like when she appeared in his fun video to promote his Invictus Games."\r\n\r\nA spokesman at Krazy Kebabs said: "We have been asked not to talk about this." Meanwhile, a spokesman at Buckingham Palace said: "We do not comment on private family matters."  \r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen eats doner kebab after Prince Harry dare', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4754-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-23 09:10:24', '2016-09-23 09:10:24', '', 4754, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4754-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4759, 1, '2016-09-23 10:37:15', '2016-09-23 10:37:15', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg" alt="The Queen eats a kebab" width="750" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4755" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Queen tucked into a takeaway doner kebab with all the trimmings after accepting a dare from Prince Harry, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nShe munched through half of the feast, which was delivered to the Sandringham Estate, her country retreat in Norfolk, by a wide-eyed kebab shop worker in his beaten-up old Nissan Micra.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe extraordinary incident, which illustrates perfectly Her Majesty\'s wicked sense of humour, happened after a lively family lunch at Sandringham House two weeks ago to celebrate Harry\'s 32nd birthday.\r\n\r\nA royal insider said: "Harry had enjoyed a few glasses of wine, and when The Queen asked him if there was anything particular he would like for his birthday, he blurted out, \'You have to eat a doner kebab\'.\r\n\r\n"She had no idea exactly what one of those was, and agreed immediately to the challenge, much to Philip\'s surprise. As a Greek, he was perfectly aware of what was in store for her.\r\n\r\n"The conversation moved on and it looked like everyone had forgotten about it. But last week, the Krazy Kebabs takeaway in Swaffham, 17 miles away, got a delivery order by telephone... to Sandringham House."\r\n\r\nThe source told how driver Ahmet Sudoku arrived at the gates 30 minutes later, and was waved through to the main house.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I assumed the food was for a servant. But when I got to the entrance a butler took it, and said it was for the Queen. I hope she enjoyed it - we are known for the best kebabs in Norfolk."\r\n\r\n<b>Chili sauce</b>\r\n\r\nA source said Her Majesty was taken aback by the doner meat-filled pitta bread, oozing with chili sauce and a sprinkling of salad. "She had expected something entirely different, but started to eat it anyway.\r\n\r\n"Staff say she found the source rather hot, but enjoyed about half of the kebab before giving up. Prince Philip, who was roaring with laughter, took a photograph on his mobile phone, and sent it through to Prince Harry as proof that his grandmother had completed the dare.\r\n\r\n"Harry thought it was hilarious - the two of them get on famously, like when she appeared in his fun video to promote his Invictus Games."\r\n\r\nA spokesman at Krazy Kebabs said: "We have been asked not to talk about this." Meanwhile, a spokesman at Buckingham Palace said: "We do not comment on private family matters."  \r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen eats doner kebab after Prince Harry dare', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4754-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-23 10:37:15', '2016-09-23 10:37:15', '', 4754, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4754-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4760, 1, '2016-09-23 10:37:39', '2016-09-23 10:37:39', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/queen-kebab.jpg" alt="The Queen eats a kebab" width="750" height="440" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4755" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Jane Seymour, Royal Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe Queen tucked into a takeaway doner kebab with all the trimmings after accepting a dare from Prince Harry, we can reveal today.</b>\r\n\r\nShe munched through half of the feast, which was delivered to the Sandringham Estate, her country retreat in Norfolk, by a wide-eyed kebab shop worker in his beaten-up old Nissan Micra.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe extraordinary incident, which illustrates perfectly Her Majesty\'s wicked sense of humour, happened after a lively family lunch at Sandringham House two weeks ago to celebrate Harry\'s 32nd birthday.\r\n\r\nA royal insider said: "Harry had enjoyed a few glasses of wine, and when The Queen asked him if there was anything particular he would like for his birthday, he blurted out, \'You have to eat a doner kebab\'.\r\n\r\n"She had no idea exactly what one of those was, and agreed immediately to the challenge, much to Philip\'s surprise. As a Greek, he was perfectly aware of what was in store for her.\r\n\r\n"The conversation moved on and it looked like everyone had forgotten about it. But last week, the Krazy Kebabs takeaway in Swaffham, 17 miles away, got a delivery order by telephone... to Sandringham House."\r\n\r\nThe source told how driver Ahmet Sudoku arrived at the gates 30 minutes later, and was waved through to the main house.\r\n\r\nHe told the Suffolk Gazette: "I assumed the food was for a servant. But when I got to the entrance a butler took it, and said it was for the Queen. I hope she enjoyed it - we are known for the best kebabs in Norfolk."\r\n\r\n<b>Chili sauce</b>\r\n\r\nA source said Her Majesty was taken aback by the doner meat-filled pitta bread, oozing with chili sauce and a sprinkling of salad. "She had expected something entirely different, but started to eat it anyway.\r\n\r\n"Staff say she found the sauce rather hot, but enjoyed about half of the kebab before giving up. Prince Philip, who was roaring with laughter, took a photograph on his mobile phone, and sent it through to Prince Harry as proof that his grandmother had completed the dare.\r\n\r\n"Harry thought it was hilarious - the two of them get on famously, like when she appeared in his fun video to promote his Invictus Games."\r\n\r\nA spokesman at Krazy Kebabs said: "We have been asked not to talk about this." Meanwhile, a spokesman at Buckingham Palace said: "We do not comment on private family matters."  \r\n \r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'The Queen eats doner kebab after Prince Harry dare', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4754-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-23 10:37:39', '2016-09-23 10:37:39', '', 4754, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4754-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4761, 1, '2016-09-24 09:33:33', '2016-09-24 09:33:33', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\n\nThe residents of Norfolk were fuming last night with news that the county will be forced to adopt IP postcodes from neighbouring Suffolk.</b>\n\nRoyal Mail staff have downgraded Norfolk because so few people can read or write there, making letters or deliveries a rare commodity.\n\n\n<br>\n\nTo save money, executives have decided to simply extend the current Suffolk postcode system, which uses popular IP postcodes based on Ipswich, the county town.\n\nUnder the reorganisation, which will begin in the New Year, all Norwich addresses will use IP99 postcodes, with all outlying areas of the county using various IP number combinations.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-postcodes-e1446634781325.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-postcodes-540x330.jpg" alt="Norfolk 2" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-2010" /></a></center><center><i>Norfolk\'s traditional postcode areas will be eliminated</center></i><br><br>\n\nA Royal Mail insider said: "There is no point supporting NR postcodes when nobody there understands letters. In Suffolk they are much better educated and make full use of the postal service.\n\n"It makes perfect sense for us to extend the IP reach into neighbouring Norfolk, which we hear depends a lot on Suffolk anyway."\n\nBut Norfolk people were furious. Edna Spratt, who lives in a hovel near Dereham, fumed: "I am fuming. I have no idea what a letter is or how I would go about writing one, but I know that if I did it should have nothing to do with Suffolk."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Peasant Edna Spratt fuming in her Norfolk hovel</center></i><br><br>\n\nSome business leaders were supportive of the plans. Cletus Spuckler, who runs a smallholding specialising in turnips, said: "Suffolk postcodes will give my business address more prestige. Creating the right impression is vital."\n\n* * * *\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Anger as Suffolk postcodes replace Norfolk ones', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2009-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-24 09:33:33', '2016-09-24 09:33:33', '', 2009, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2009-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4762, 1, '2016-09-24 09:33:45', '2016-09-24 09:33:45', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThe residents of Norfolk were fuming last night with news that the county will be forced to adopt IP postcodes from neighbouring Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nRoyal Mail staff have downgraded Norfolk because so few people can read or write there, making letters or deliveries a rare commodity.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nTo save money, executives have decided to simply extend the current Suffolk postcode system, which uses popular IP postcodes based on Ipswich, the county town.\r\n\r\nUnder the reorganisation, which will begin in the New Year, all Norwich addresses will use IP99 postcodes, with all outlying areas of the county using various IP number combinations.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-postcodes-e1446634781325.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norfolk-postcodes-540x330.jpg" alt="Norfolk 2" width="540" height="330" class="aligncenter size-thumb_540x330 wp-image-2010" /></a></center><center><i>Norfolk\'s traditional postcode areas will be eliminated</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Royal Mail insider said: "There is no point supporting NR postcodes when nobody there understands letters. In Suffolk they are much better educated and make full use of the postal service.\r\n\r\n"It makes perfect sense for us to extend the IP reach into neighbouring Norfolk, which we hear depends a lot on Suffolk anyway."\r\n\r\nBut Norfolk people were furious. Edna Spratt, who lives in a hovel near Dereham, fumed: "I am fuming. I have no idea what a letter is or how I would go about writing one, but I know that if I did it should have nothing to do with Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/edna-spratt.jpg" alt="Edna Spratt on LinkedIn" width="444" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1679" /></a></center><center><i>Peasant Edna Spratt fuming in her Norfolk hovel</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nSome business leaders were supportive of the plans. Cletus Spuckler, who runs a smallholding specialising in turnips, said: "Suffolk postcodes will give my business address more prestige. Creating the right impression is vital."\r\n\r\n* * * *\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/plugins/oiopub-direct/purchase.php" target="_blank">Advertise on the Suffolk Gazette - click here for (very cheap) rates</a>', 'Anger as Suffolk postcodes replace Norfolk ones', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2009-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-24 09:33:45', '2016-09-24 09:33:45', '', 2009, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2009-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4765, 1, '2016-09-25 11:13:51', '2016-09-25 11:13:51', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/corbyn-walks-on-water-e1474801797784.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/corbyn-walks-on-water-e1474801797784.jpg" alt="Jeremy Corbyn Walks on Water" width="777" height="517" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4766" /></a><i>JC walks on water</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By John Baptiste\r\n\r\nJeremy Corbyn walked on water a mile out to sea off Southwold Pier before the Labour Party Conference, we can exclusively reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn - or JC as he is nicknamed by his followers - turned up for the Suffolk rally to show the posh townsfolk his leadership skills before he headed off to Liverpool where he swept to victory as Labour leader.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"It was a miracle," said Colonel "Sandy" Sanders, who normally votes Conservative. "We knew Jeremy had this holier-than-thou attitude but he has proved it\'s not just an image.\r\n\r\n"He walked a mile out to sea, turned round, shook the water off his robes then did some more tricks on the pier. He turned some Perrier into wine, a nice Merlot as it happened, raised a dead drunk, and calmed a storm heading along the coast.\r\n\r\n"Then he went to a little bistro and turned a few focaccia loaves and a couple of sea bass into a slap-up meal to feed the multitude who had turned up to see him.\r\n\r\n"While he was on the pier his entourage had a fun stroll around the Wacky Walk of Mirrors. It was hilarious. Everyone looked like something they weren\'t really, with stupid grins and funny looks. They explained how the Sizewell plant is going to be turned into Britain\'s biggest yoga class and the Southwold beach huts will be turned into council housing.\r\n\r\n"I have voted Tory all my life but, by Jove, I have been converted. Now JC is the one for me."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in a clever bid to make himself more popular, Mr Corbyn has invited photographers inside his Islington home for a photo shoot for next month\'s Halo! magazine.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Corbyn walks on water at Southwold', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'corbyn-walks-on-water-southwold', '', '', '2016-09-27 15:23:37', '2016-09-27 15:23:37', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4765', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4767, 1, '2016-09-25 11:13:02', '2016-09-25 11:13:02', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/corbyn-walks-on-water-e1474801797784.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/corbyn-walks-on-water-e1474801797784.jpg" alt="Jeremy Corbyn Walks on Water" width="777" height="517" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4766" /></a><i>JC walks on water</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By John Baptiste\r\n\r\nJeremy Corbyn walked on water a mile out to sea off Southwold Pier before the Labour Party Conference, we can exclusively reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn - or JC - as he is nicknamed by his followers, turned up for the Suffolk rally to show the posh townsfolk his leadership skills before he headed off to Liverpool where he swept to victory as Labour leader.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"It was a miracle," said Colonel "Sandy" Sanders, who normally votes Conservative. "We knew Jeremy had this holier-than-thou attitude but he has proved it\'s not just an image.\r\n\r\n"He walked a mile out to sea, turned round, shook the water off his robes then did some more tricks on the pier. He turned some Perrier into wine, a nice Merlot as it happened, raised a dead drunk, and calmed a storm heading along the coast.\r\n\r\n"Then he went to a little bistro and turned a few focaccia loaves and a couple of sea bass into a slap-up meal to feed the multitude who had turned up to see him.\r\n\r\n"While he was on the pier his entourage had a fun stroll around the Wacky Walk of Mirrors. It was hilarious. Everyone looked like something they weren\'t really, with stupid grins and funny looks. They explained how the Sizewell plant is going to be turned into Britain\'s biggest yoga class and the Southwold beach huts will be turned into council housing.\r\n\r\n"I have voted Tory all my life but, by Jove, I have been converted. Now JC is the one for me."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in a clever bid to make himself more popular, Mr Corbyn has invited photographers inside his Islington home for a photo shoot for next month\'s Halo! magazine.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Corbyn walks on water at Southwold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4765-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-25 11:13:02', '2016-09-25 11:13:02', '', 4765, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4765-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4768, 1, '2016-09-25 11:14:34', '2016-09-25 11:14:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/corbyn-walks-on-water-e1474801797784.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/corbyn-walks-on-water-e1474801797784.jpg" alt="Jeremy Corbyn Walks on Water" width="777" height="517" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4766" /></a><i>JC walks on water</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By John Baptiste\r\n\r\nJeremy Corbyn walked on water a mile out to sea off Southwold Pier before the Labour Party Conference, we can exclusively reveal.</b>\r\n\r\nMr Corbyn - or JC as he is nicknamed by his followers - turned up for the Suffolk rally to show the posh townsfolk his leadership skills before he headed off to Liverpool where he swept to victory as Labour leader.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"It was a miracle," said Colonel "Sandy" Sanders, who normally votes Conservative. "We knew Jeremy had this holier-than-thou attitude but he has proved it\'s not just an image.\r\n\r\n"He walked a mile out to sea, turned round, shook the water off his robes then did some more tricks on the pier. He turned some Perrier into wine, a nice Merlot as it happened, raised a dead drunk, and calmed a storm heading along the coast.\r\n\r\n"Then he went to a little bistro and turned a few focaccia loaves and a couple of sea bass into a slap-up meal to feed the multitude who had turned up to see him.\r\n\r\n"While he was on the pier his entourage had a fun stroll around the Wacky Walk of Mirrors. It was hilarious. Everyone looked like something they weren\'t really, with stupid grins and funny looks. They explained how the Sizewell plant is going to be turned into Britain\'s biggest yoga class and the Southwold beach huts will be turned into council housing.\r\n\r\n"I have voted Tory all my life but, by Jove, I have been converted. Now JC is the one for me."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, in a clever bid to make himself more popular, Mr Corbyn has invited photographers inside his Islington home for a photo shoot for next month\'s Halo! magazine.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Corbyn walks on water at Southwold', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4765-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-25 11:14:34', '2016-09-25 11:14:34', '', 4765, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4765-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4770, 0, '2016-09-26 06:03:24', '2016-09-26 06:03:24', 'My husband loves your page and is always quoting the days story.  I was wondering if you put out a publication of your best stories or the like that can be purchased as a Christmas gift for  him?\r\n\r\nRegards\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Elizabeth Donnelly\nAUTHOR EMAIL: elizabeth@nicholeslawl.com.au\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 108.162.222.222\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Elizabeth Donnelly\n    [2_Email] =&gt; elizabeth@nicholeslawl.com.au\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; My husband loves your page and is always quoting the days story.  I was wondering if you put out a publication of your best stories or the like that can be purchased as a Christmas gift for  him?\r\n\r\nRegards\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; fa4d0b02d0ef9d4a3ebbb305134de31d\n)\n', 'Elizabeth Donnelly - 2016-09-26 06:03:24', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'fa4d0b02d0ef9d4a3ebbb305134de31d', '', '', '2016-09-26 06:03:24', '2016-09-26 06:03:24', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4770', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4777, 1, '2016-09-27 15:21:16', '2016-09-27 15:21:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Steve-McClaren.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Steve-McClaren.jpg" alt="Steve McClaren" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4779" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nSteve McClaren has delighted England fans by saying he expects to get his old job back if Sam Allardyce is sacked today.</b> \r\n\r\nMcClaren, who was playfully dubbed the "Wally with a Brolly" during his previous stint as England boss, says his recent club successes make him an obvious choice for the role.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBig Sam was in a showdown meeting the FA at Wembley today after being caught in a newspaper sting trying to bag a £400,000 personal deal on the back of his lucrative role as England manager. He also allegedly told the "businessmen" how to get around rules governing third-party ownership of foreign players.\r\n\r\nThe drama immediately set tongues wagging over who would replace Allardyce - and McClaren was quick to offer his services.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The fans loved me when I managed England before. Since then I\'ve had incredible success with Derby, only narrowly failing to get them promoted despite spending millions, and then I took charge of Newcastle who, er, went on to get relegated."\r\n\r\nEngland fans were not so keen on a McClaren return: "I\'d rather we had Steve Bruce... and that\'s saying something."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Steve McClaren ready to return as England manager', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'steve-mcclaren-england-manager', '', '', '2016-09-28 09:27:36', '2016-09-28 09:27:36', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4777', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4778, 1, '2016-09-27 15:14:44', '2016-09-27 15:14:44', '<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nSteve McClaren has delighted England fans by saying he expecting to get his old job back if Sam Allardyce is sacked today.</b> \r\n\r\nMcClaren, who was playfully dubbed the "Wally with a Brolly" during his disasterous previous stint as England boss, says his recent club successes make him an obvious choice for the role.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBig Sam was meeting the FA at Wembley today after being caught in a newspaper sting trying to bag a £400,000 personal deal on the bag of his role as manager of the England team. He also allegedly told the "businessmen" how to get around rules governing third party ownership of foreign players.\r\n\r\nThe drama immediately set tongues wagging over who would replace Allardyce - and McClaren was quick to offer his services.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The fans loved me when I managed England before. Since then I\'ve had incredible success with Derby, only narrowly failing to get them promoted despite spending millions, and then I took charge of Newcastle who, er, got relegated."\r\n\r\nEngland fans were not so keen on a McClaren return: \r\n\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Steve McClaren ready to return as England manager', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4777-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-27 15:14:44', '2016-09-27 15:14:44', '', 4777, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4777-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4780, 1, '2016-09-27 15:19:59', '2016-09-27 15:19:59', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Steve-McClaren.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Steve-McClaren.jpg" alt="Steve McClaren" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4779" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nSteve McClaren has delighted England fans by saying he expects to get his old job back if Sam Allardyce is sacked today.</b> \r\n\r\nMcClaren, who was playfully dubbed the "Wally with a Brolly" during his previous stint as England boss, says his recent club successes make him an obvious choice for the role.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBig Sam was meeting the FA at Wembley today after being caught in a newspaper sting trying to bag a £400,000 personal deal on the back of his lucrative role as England boss. He also allegedly told the "businessmen" how to get around rules governing third party ownership of foreign players.\r\n\r\nThe drama immediately set tongues wagging over who would replace Allardyce - and McClaren was quick to offer his services.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The fans loved me when I managed England before. Since then I\'ve had incredible success with Derby, only narrowly failing to get them promoted despite spending millions, and then I took charge of Newcastle who, er, got relegated."\r\n\r\nEngland fans were not so keen on a McClaren return: "I\'d rather we had Steve Bruce... and that\'s saying something."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Steve McClaren ready to return as England manager', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4777-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-27 15:19:59', '2016-09-27 15:19:59', '', 4777, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4777-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4781, 1, '2016-09-27 15:21:16', '2016-09-27 15:21:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Steve-McClaren.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Steve-McClaren.jpg" alt="Steve McClaren" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4779" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nSteve McClaren has delighted England fans by saying he expects to get his old job back if Sam Allardyce is sacked today.</b> \r\n\r\nMcClaren, who was playfully dubbed the "Wally with a Brolly" during his previous stint as England boss, says his recent club successes make him an obvious choice for the role.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBig Sam was meeting the FA at Wembley today after being caught in a newspaper sting trying to bag a £400,000 personal deal on the back of his lucrative role as England manager. He also allegedly told the "businessmen" how to get around rules governing third-party ownership of foreign players.\r\n\r\nThe drama immediately set tongues wagging over who would replace Allardyce - and McClaren was quick to offer his services.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The fans loved me when I managed England before. Since then I\'ve had incredible success with Derby, only narrowly failing to get them promoted despite spending millions, and then I took charge of Newcastle who, er, went on to get relegated."\r\n\r\nEngland fans were not so keen on a McClaren return: "I\'d rather we had Steve Bruce... and that\'s saying something."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Steve McClaren ready to return as England manager', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4777-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-27 15:21:16', '2016-09-27 15:21:16', '', 4777, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4777-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4782, 1, '2016-09-27 15:24:07', '2016-09-27 15:24:07', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Steve-McClaren.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Steve-McClaren.jpg" alt="Steve McClaren" width="615" height="409" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4779" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Our Football Staff\r\n\r\nSteve McClaren has delighted England fans by saying he expects to get his old job back if Sam Allardyce is sacked today.</b> \r\n\r\nMcClaren, who was playfully dubbed the "Wally with a Brolly" during his previous stint as England boss, says his recent club successes make him an obvious choice for the role.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBig Sam was in a showdown meeting the FA at Wembley today after being caught in a newspaper sting trying to bag a £400,000 personal deal on the back of his lucrative role as England manager. He also allegedly told the "businessmen" how to get around rules governing third-party ownership of foreign players.\r\n\r\nThe drama immediately set tongues wagging over who would replace Allardyce - and McClaren was quick to offer his services.\r\n\r\nHe said: "The fans loved me when I managed England before. Since then I\'ve had incredible success with Derby, only narrowly failing to get them promoted despite spending millions, and then I took charge of Newcastle who, er, went on to get relegated."\r\n\r\nEngland fans were not so keen on a McClaren return: "I\'d rather we had Steve Bruce... and that\'s saying something."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Steve McClaren ready to return as England manager', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4777-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-27 15:24:07', '2016-09-27 15:24:07', '', 4777, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4777-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4783, 1, '2016-09-28 09:25:54', '2016-09-28 09:25:54', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\n\nPolice raced to a village bake-off contest after allegations of flirtation and cheating spilled into violence.</b>\n\nTempers flared when voluptuous widow Wendy Summerskill, 54, won an award for her moist Victoria sponge just moments after her floury baps got first prize in the bread-making category.\n\n\n<br>\nJealous rivals claimed she only won because she had enjoyed a secret fling with the competition judge, Major Rupert Bone three years ago.\n\nAnd when village postmistress Helena Jones-Smythe saw Mrs Summerskill fluttering her eyelids at Major Bone as he held her cups aloft, she "went mad" and threw one of her cupcakes across Little Brimmer Village Hall.\n\nUnfortunately, according to witnesses, the errant cupcake knocked over tea being drunk by Jane Ford, the fearsome treasurer of the village\'s branch of the Women\'s Institute, spilling it down her new floral dress - and it all kicked off.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bake-off-1-e1475054364218.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bake-off-1-e1475054364218.jpg" alt="Bake off" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4784" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: bake-off turned violent</center></i><br><br>\n\nOne observer at the bake-off, which has been held at Little Brimmer each year since the Second World War, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It turned into a free-for-all. Mrs Summerskill took the brunt of it, with her hair being pulled by two ladies screaming that she was \'the village bike\'. Another woman threw her sponge on the floor and there was an unfortunate moment with a cream horn.\n\n"And when someone shouted that Mrs Summerskill only won the prizes because of her previous romance with Major Bone, her current partner jumped up and punched him.\n\n"There were around 100 people in the village hall and it threatened to get completely out of hand. It was a real shame because so many ladies, and even some men, had worked jolly hard on their cakes, pastries and breads."\n\nThe witness, who asked not to be named, said the police were called by a startled group of hikers walking through the village, and the two officers arrived just as things were calming down.\n\nA police spokesman confirmed: "We received a call about a disturbance at Little Brimmer Village Hall. There were numerous allegations of assault, but after speaking to all parties they agreed not to press charges."\n\nVillagers have called a meeting to discuss the melee and calm simmering tensions, and it is believed the bake-off, which happens traditionally on the third Sunday of September, will be organised again - although Major Bone, 62, has agreed to stand down as the judge.\n\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Police race to village bake-off riot', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2433-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-28 09:25:54', '2016-09-28 09:25:54', '', 2433, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2433-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4785, 1, '2016-09-28 09:25:58', '2016-09-28 09:25:58', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice raced to a village bake-off contest after allegations of flirtation and cheating spilled into violence.</b>\r\n\r\nTempers flared when voluptuous widow Wendy Summerskill, 54, won an award for her moist Victoria sponge just moments after her floury baps got first prize in the bread-making category.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nJealous rivals claimed she only won because she had enjoyed a secret fling with the competition judge, Major Rupert Bone three years ago.\r\n\r\nAnd when village postmistress Helena Jones-Smythe saw Mrs Summerskill fluttering her eyelids at Major Bone as he held her cups aloft, she "went mad" and threw one of her cupcakes across Little Brimmer Village Hall.\r\n\r\nUnfortunately, according to witnesses, the errant cupcake knocked over tea being drunk by Jane Ford, the fearsome treasurer of the village\'s branch of the Women\'s Institute, spilling it down her new floral dress - and it all kicked off.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bake-off-1-e1475054364218.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bake-off-1-e1475054364218.jpg" alt="Bake off" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4784" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: bake-off turned violent</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne observer at the bake-off, which has been held at Little Brimmer each year since the Second World War, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It turned into a free-for-all. Mrs Summerskill took the brunt of it, with her hair being pulled by two ladies screaming that she was \'the village bike\'. Another woman threw her sponge on the floor and there was an unfortunate moment with a cream horn.\r\n\r\n"And when someone shouted that Mrs Summerskill only won the prizes because of her previous romance with Major Bone, her current partner jumped up and punched him.\r\n\r\n"There were around 100 people in the village hall and it threatened to get completely out of hand. It was a real shame because so many ladies, and even some men, had worked jolly hard on their cakes, pastries and breads."\r\n\r\nThe witness, who asked not to be named, said the police were called by a startled group of hikers walking through the village, and the two officers arrived just as things were calming down.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman confirmed: "We received a call about a disturbance at Little Brimmer Village Hall. There were numerous allegations of assault, but after speaking to all parties they agreed not to press charges."\r\n\r\nVillagers have called a meeting to discuss the melee and calm simmering tensions, and it is believed the bake-off, which happens traditionally on the third Sunday of September, will be organised again - although Major Bone, 62, has agreed to stand down as the judge.\r\n\r\nLike The Suffolk Gazette on Facebook now! <iframe style="border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 21px;" src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=true&amp;height=21" width="300" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support our running costs by clicking here and buying us a beer!</a>', 'Police race to village bake-off riot', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2433-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-28 09:25:58', '2016-09-28 09:25:58', '', 2433, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2433-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4787, 1, '2016-09-28 09:27:14', '2016-09-28 09:27:14', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nPolice raced to a village bake-off contest after allegations of flirtation and cheating spilled into violence.</b>\r\n\r\nTempers flared when voluptuous widow Wendy Summerskill, 54, won an award for her moist Victoria sponge just moments after her floury baps got first prize in the bread-making category.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nJealous rivals claimed she only won because she had enjoyed a secret fling with the competition judge, Major Rupert Bone three years ago.\r\n\r\nAnd when village postmistress Helena Jones-Smythe saw Mrs Summerskill fluttering her eyelids at Major Bone as he held her cups aloft, she "went mad" and threw one of her cupcakes across Little Brimmer Village Hall.\r\n\r\nUnfortunately, according to witnesses, the errant cupcake knocked over tea being drunk by Jane Ford, the fearsome treasurer of the village\'s branch of the Women\'s Institute, spilling it down her new floral dress - and it all kicked off.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bake-off-1-e1475054364218.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bake-off-1-e1475054364218.jpg" alt="Bake off" width="777" height="518" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4784" /></a><i>Cooking up a storm: bake-off turned violent</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOne observer at the bake-off, which has been held at Little Brimmer each year since the Second World War, told the Suffolk Gazette: "It turned into a free-for-all. Mrs Summerskill took the brunt of it, with her hair being pulled by two ladies screaming that she was \'the village bike\'. Another woman threw her sponge on the floor and there was an unfortunate moment with a cream horn.\r\n\r\n"And when someone shouted that Mrs Summerskill only won the prizes because of her previous romance with Major Bone, her current partner jumped up and punched him.\r\n\r\n"There were around 100 people in the village hall and it threatened to get completely out of hand. It was a real shame because so many ladies, and even some men, had worked jolly hard on their cakes, pastries and breads."\r\n\r\nThe witness, who asked not to be named, said the police were called by a startled group of hikers walking through the village, and the two officers arrived just as things were calming down.\r\n\r\nA police spokesman confirmed: "We received a call about a disturbance at Little Brimmer Village Hall. There were numerous allegations of assault, but after speaking to all parties they agreed not to press charges."\r\n\r\nVillagers have called a meeting to discuss the melee and calm simmering tensions, and it is believed the bake-off, which happens traditionally on the third Sunday of September, will be organised again - although Major Bone, 62, has agreed to stand down as the judge.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police race to village bake-off riot', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2433-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-28 09:27:14', '2016-09-28 09:27:14', '', 2433, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/2433-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4788, 1, '2016-09-28 11:36:25', '2016-09-28 11:36:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vote-sam.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vote-sam.jpg" alt="Vote Uncle Sam Allardyce" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4789" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<B>By Our Diplomatic Staff\r\n\r\nOutspoken Sam Allardyce is a shock last-minute replacement for Donald Trump in the race to become the next President of the United States.</b>\r\n\r\nBig Sam has been parachuted into the Presidential race after Republican leaders realised he was even better at putting his foot in it than Mr Trump.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAllardyce\'s incredible gob, deceit and arrogance cost him his job as England manager yesterday, but they were qualities much admired by those who backed billionaire Trump for the White House.\r\n\r\nThe 70-year-old Mr Trump has now been quietly dropped and Allardyce is being introduced to the American public, who have already given a huge thumbs up to the new "Vote Uncle Sam" slogan.\r\n\r\nA republican insider said: "This is pure genius. We had worries over Donald\'s lasting power as a gobshite, but this Allardyce guy is the real deal.\r\n\r\n"The voters will love his brash, self-importance. We can\'t wait for the next live television debate with him facing off against Hillary Clinton - she won\'t have a clue how to deal with him, because he is also a brilliant tactician."\r\n\r\nRepublicans have already swatted away criticisms of Allardyce\'s suitability. Asked what experience he has on the international stage, a spokesman said: "Apparently he has a 100% record - you can\'t get any better than that."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sam Allardyce replaces Donald Trump in Presidential race', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'sam-allardyce-donald-trump', '', '', '2016-09-29 13:12:12', '2016-09-29 13:12:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4788', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4790, 1, '2016-09-28 11:36:25', '2016-09-28 11:36:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vote-sam.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vote-sam.jpg" alt="Vote Uncle Sam Allardyce" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4789" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<B>By Our Diplomatic Staff\r\n\r\nOutspoken Sam Allardyce is a shock last-minute replacement for Donald Trump in the race to become the next President of the United States.</b>\r\n\r\nBig Sam has been parachuted into the Presidential race after Republican leaders realised he was even better at putting his foot in it than Mr Trump.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAllardyce\'s incredible gob, deceit and arrogance cost him his job as England manager yesterday, but they were qualities much admired by those who backed billionaire Trump for the White House.\r\n\r\nThe 70-year-old Mr Trump has now been quietly dropped and Allardyce is being introduced to the American public, who have already given a huge thumbs up to the new "Vote Uncle Sam" slogan.\r\n\r\nA republican insider said: "This is pure genius. We had worries over Donald\'s lasting power as a gobshite, but this guy Allardyce is the real deal.\r\n\r\n"The voters will love his brash, self-importance. We can\'t wait for the next live television debate with him facing off against Hillary Clinton - she won\'t have a clue how to deal with him, because he is also a brilliant tactician."\r\n\r\nRepublicans have already swatted away criticisms of Allardyce\'s suitability. Asked what experience he has on the international stage, a spokesman said: "Apparently he has a 100% record - you can\'t get any better than that."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sam Allardyce replaces Doanld Trump in Presidential race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4788-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-28 11:36:25', '2016-09-28 11:36:25', '', 4788, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4788-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4791, 1, '2016-09-28 11:38:08', '2016-09-28 11:38:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vote-sam.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vote-sam.jpg" alt="Vote Uncle Sam Allardyce" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4789" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<B>By Our Diplomatic Staff\r\n\r\nOutspoken Sam Allardyce is a shock last-minute replacement for Donald Trump in the race to become the next President of the United States.</b>\r\n\r\nBig Sam has been parachuted into the Presidential race after Republican leaders realised he was even better at putting his foot in it than Mr Trump.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAllardyce\'s incredible gob, deceit and arrogance cost him his job as England manager yesterday, but they were qualities much admired by those who backed billionaire Trump for the White House.\r\n\r\nThe 70-year-old Mr Trump has now been quietly dropped and Allardyce is being introduced to the American public, who have already given a huge thumbs up to the new "Vote Uncle Sam" slogan.\r\n\r\nA republican insider said: "This is pure genius. We had worries over Donald\'s lasting power as a gobshite, but this guy Allardyce is the real deal.\r\n\r\n"The voters will love his brash, self-importance. We can\'t wait for the next live television debate with him facing off against Hillary Clinton - she won\'t have a clue how to deal with him, because he is also a brilliant tactician."\r\n\r\nRepublicans have already swatted away criticisms of Allardyce\'s suitability. Asked what experience he has on the international stage, a spokesman said: "Apparently he has a 100% record - you can\'t get any better than that."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sam Allardyce replaces Donald Trump in Presidential race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4788-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-28 11:38:08', '2016-09-28 11:38:08', '', 4788, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4788-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4792, 1, '2016-09-28 11:39:43', '2016-09-28 11:39:43', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vote-sam.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vote-sam.jpg" alt="Vote Uncle Sam Allardyce" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4789" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<B>By Our Diplomatic Staff\r\n\r\nOutspoken Sam Allardyce is a shock last-minute replacement for Donald Trump in the race to become the next President of the United States.</b>\r\n\r\nBig Sam has been parachuted into the Presidential race after Republican leaders realised he was even better at putting his foot in it than Mr Trump.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nAllardyce\'s incredible gob, deceit and arrogance cost him his job as England manager yesterday, but they were qualities much admired by those who backed billionaire Trump for the White House.\r\n\r\nThe 70-year-old Mr Trump has now been quietly dropped and Allardyce is being introduced to the American public, who have already given a huge thumbs up to the new "Vote Uncle Sam" slogan.\r\n\r\nA republican insider said: "This is pure genius. We had worries over Donald\'s lasting power as a gobshite, but this Allardyce guy is the real deal.\r\n\r\n"The voters will love his brash, self-importance. We can\'t wait for the next live television debate with him facing off against Hillary Clinton - she won\'t have a clue how to deal with him, because he is also a brilliant tactician."\r\n\r\nRepublicans have already swatted away criticisms of Allardyce\'s suitability. Asked what experience he has on the international stage, a spokesman said: "Apparently he has a 100% record - you can\'t get any better than that."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Sam Allardyce replaces Donald Trump in Presidential race', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4788-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-28 11:39:43', '2016-09-28 11:39:43', '', 4788, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4788-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4793, 1, '2016-09-29 12:49:29', '2016-09-29 12:49:29', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nAn 84-year-old Suffolk motorist got lost on the M25 for more than two days before running out of petrol and being picked by police, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nDorothy Taylor, from Ipswich, was driving to Brentwood to pay a surprise visit to her sister - but took a wrong turn off the A12 and ended up on the busy London orbital motorway.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe drove round the 117-mile circuit at least twice before tiring and pulling into a service area to get some rest.\r\n\r\nNext morning she set off again but had no better luck finding her way off the motorway before having to stop again that night at the same services.\r\n\r\nAnd it was only when she ran out of petrol early on day three near Heathrow that a police patrol car picked her up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg" alt="Lost on the M25 - Dorothy Taylor" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4797" /></a><i>Round and round in circles: Dorothy Taylor, 84 (photo: contributed)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I felt a bit of an old fool," Mrs Taylor said. "I had not got a clue where I was and so I kept driving. I thought it was odd that I went over the same bridge, which turned out to be the Dartford Crossing, six or seven times. I lost count in the end, to be honest.\r\n\r\n"I never felt worried, I stopped for food and rest breaks, but I did not want to ask anyone for help because they all looked in such a rush. I did not want to be a nuisance."\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor, who was widowed five years ago, has been driving since 1949 and recently upgraded her "battered old Ford Fiesta" for a swish Honda Civic.\r\n\r\n"I thought I\'d pay a surprise visit to my sister, Agnes in Brentwood and show her the car. I must have taken a wrong turn near there and got on the M25 instead. I\'ve never driven on a motorway and was a little confused by all the fast traffic.\r\n\r\n"It seemed to me the safest thing to do was just keep going until I recognised somewhere. Unfortunately I did not recognise anywhere at all - all the roads looked the same and I could not really make out many of the signs. It\'s my eyesight, I suppose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg" alt="M25" width="640" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4798" /></a><i>Road to nowhere: the M25</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor said police arranged for her to be towed back to a service station on the A12, from where she filled up with diesel and was escorted to her sister\'s house, apparently none the worse for her ordeal. Officer told her she had probably done around 800 miles during her adventure, and had been going clockwise throughout.\r\n\r\n"The car ran really well, so at least that was pleasing," Mrs Taylor said.\r\n\r\nShe has no plans to quit the road, but insists she will now stick to local trip only. "I\'ll get the train next time I want to see Agnes," she said.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady lost driving around M25 for two days', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'lost-on-the-m25', '', '', '2016-10-01 11:37:19', '2016-10-01 11:37:19', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4793', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4799, 1, '2016-09-29 12:44:21', '2016-09-29 12:44:21', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nAn 84-year-old Suffolk pensioner got lost on the M25 for more than two days before running out of petrol and being picked by police, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nDorothy Taylor, from Ipswich, was driving to Brentwood to pay a surprise visit to her sister - but took a wrong turn off the A12 and ended up on the busy London orbital motorway.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe drove round the 117-mile circuit at least twice before pulling into a service area to get some rest.\r\n\r\nNext morning she set off again but had no better luck finding her way off the motorway before having to stop again that night at the same services.\r\n\r\nAnd it was only when she ran out of petrol early on day three and pulled over to the hard shoulder that a police patrol car picked her up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg" alt="Lost on the M25 - Dorothy Taylor" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4797" /></a><i>Round and round in circles: Dorothy Taylor, 84</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I felt a bit of an old fool," Mrs Taylor said. "I had not got a clue where I was and so I kept driving. I thought it was odd that I went over the same bridge, which turned out to be the Dartford Crossing, six or seven times. I lost count in the end, to be honest.\r\n\r\n"I never felt worried, I stopped for food and rest breaks, but I did not want to ask anyone for help because they all looked in such a rush. I did not want to be a nuisance."\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor, who was widowed five years ago, has been driving since 1949 and recently upgraded her "battered old Ford Fiesta" for a swish Honda Civic.\r\n\r\n"I thought I\'d pay a surprise visit to my sister, Agnes in Brentwood and show her the car. I must have taken a wrong turn near there and got on the M25 instead. I\'ve never driven on a motorway and was a little confused by all fast traffic.\r\n\r\n"It seemed to me the safest thing to do was just keep going until I recognised somewhere. Unfortunately I did not recorgnise anywhere at all - all the roads looked the same and I could not really make out many of the signs. It\'s my eyesight, I suppose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg" alt="M25" width="640" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4798" /></a><i>Road to nowhere: the M25</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor said police arranged for her to be towed back to a service station on the A12, from where she was escorted to her sister\'s house, apparently none the worse for her ordeal. Officer told she had probably done around 800 miles.\r\n\r\n"The car ran really well, so at least that was pleasing," Mrs Taylor said.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady was lost driving around M25 for two days', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4793-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-29 12:44:21', '2016-09-29 12:44:21', '', 4793, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4793-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4800, 1, '2016-09-29 12:49:29', '2016-09-29 12:49:29', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nAn 84-year-old Suffolk motorist got lost on the M25 for more than two days before running out of petrol and being picked by police, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nDorothy Taylor, from Ipswich, was driving to Brentwood to pay a surprise visit to her sister - but took a wrong turn off the A12 and ended up on the busy London orbital motorway.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe drove round the 117-mile circuit at least twice before tiring and pulling into a service area to get some rest.\r\n\r\nNext morning she set off again but had no better luck finding her way off the motorway before having to stop again that night at the same services.\r\n\r\nAnd it was only when she ran out of petrol early on day three near Heathrow and pulled over to the hard shoulder that a police patrol car picked her up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg" alt="Lost on the M25 - Dorothy Taylor" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4797" /></a><i>Round and round in circles: Dorothy Taylor, 84</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I felt a bit of an old fool," Mrs Taylor said. "I had not got a clue where I was and so I kept driving. I thought it was odd that I went over the same bridge, which turned out to be the Dartford Crossing, six or seven times. I lost count in the end, to be honest.\r\n\r\n"I never felt worried, I stopped for food and rest breaks, but I did not want to ask anyone for help because they all looked in such a rush. I did not want to be a nuisance."\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor, who was widowed five years ago, has been driving since 1949 and recently upgraded her "battered old Ford Fiesta" for a swish Honda Civic.\r\n\r\n"I thought I\'d pay a surprise visit to my sister, Agnes in Brentwood and show her the car. I must have taken a wrong turn near there and got on the M25 instead. I\'ve never driven on a motorway and was a little confused by all fast traffic.\r\n\r\n"It seemed to me the safest thing to do was just keep going until I recognised somewhere. Unfortunately I did not recognise anywhere at all - all the roads looked the same and I could not really make out many of the signs. It\'s my eyesight, I suppose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg" alt="M25" width="640" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4798" /></a><i>Road to nowhere: the M25</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor said police arranged for her to be towed back to a service station on the A12, from where she filled up with diesel and was escorted to her sister\'s house, apparently none the worse for her ordeal. Officer told her she had probably done around 800 miles during her adventure, and had been going clockwise throughout.\r\n\r\n"The car ran really well, so at least that was pleasing," Mrs Taylor said.\r\n\r\nShe has no plans to quit the road, but insists she will now stick to local trip only. "I\'ll get the train next time I want to see Agnes," she said.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady was lost driving around M25 for two days', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4793-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-29 12:49:29', '2016-09-29 12:49:29', '', 4793, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4793-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4801, 1, '2016-09-29 12:50:18', '2016-09-29 12:50:18', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nAn 84-year-old Suffolk motorist got lost on the M25 for more than two days before running out of petrol and being picked by police, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nDorothy Taylor, from Ipswich, was driving to Brentwood to pay a surprise visit to her sister - but took a wrong turn off the A12 and ended up on the busy London orbital motorway.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe drove round the 117-mile circuit at least twice before tiring and pulling into a service area to get some rest.\r\n\r\nNext morning she set off again but had no better luck finding her way off the motorway before having to stop again that night at the same services.\r\n\r\nAnd it was only when she ran out of petrol early on day three near Heathrow and pulled over to the hard shoulder that a police patrol car picked her up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg" alt="Lost on the M25 - Dorothy Taylor" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4797" /></a><i>Round and round in circles: Dorothy Taylor, 84</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I felt a bit of an old fool," Mrs Taylor said. "I had not got a clue where I was and so I kept driving. I thought it was odd that I went over the same bridge, which turned out to be the Dartford Crossing, six or seven times. I lost count in the end, to be honest.\r\n\r\n"I never felt worried, I stopped for food and rest breaks, but I did not want to ask anyone for help because they all looked in such a rush. I did not want to be a nuisance."\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor, who was widowed five years ago, has been driving since 1949 and recently upgraded her "battered old Ford Fiesta" for a swish Honda Civic.\r\n\r\n"I thought I\'d pay a surprise visit to my sister, Agnes in Brentwood and show her the car. I must have taken a wrong turn near there and got on the M25 instead. I\'ve never driven on a motorway and was a little confused by all fast traffic.\r\n\r\n"It seemed to me the safest thing to do was just keep going until I recognised somewhere. Unfortunately I did not recognise anywhere at all - all the roads looked the same and I could not really make out many of the signs. It\'s my eyesight, I suppose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg" alt="M25" width="640" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4798" /></a><i>Road to nowhere: the M25</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor said police arranged for her to be towed back to a service station on the A12, from where she filled up with diesel and was escorted to her sister\'s house, apparently none the worse for her ordeal. Officer told her she had probably done around 800 miles during her adventure, and had been going clockwise throughout.\r\n\r\n"The car ran really well, so at least that was pleasing," Mrs Taylor said.\r\n\r\nShe has no plans to quit the road, but insists she will now stick to local trip only. "I\'ll get the train next time I want to see Agnes," she said.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady lost driving around M25 for two days', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4793-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-29 12:50:18', '2016-09-29 12:50:18', '', 4793, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4793-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4802, 1, '2016-09-29 12:53:20', '2016-09-29 12:53:20', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\n\nAn 84-year-old Suffolk motorist got lost on the M25 for more than two days before running out of petrol and being picked by police, it emerged today.</b>\n\nDorothy Taylor, from Ipswich, was driving to Brentwood to pay a surprise visit to her sister - but took a wrong turn off the A12 and ended up on the busy London orbital motorway.\n\n\n<br>\nShe drove round the 117-mile circuit at least twice before tiring and pulling into a service area to get some rest.\n\nNext morning she set off again but had no better luck finding her way off the motorway before having to stop again that night at the same services.\n\nAnd it was only when she ran out of petrol early on day three near Heathrow that a police patrol car picked her up.\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg" alt="Lost on the M25 - Dorothy Taylor" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4797" /></a><i>Round and round in circles: Dorothy Taylor, 84</i></center><br><br>\n\n"I felt a bit of an old fool," Mrs Taylor said. "I had not got a clue where I was and so I kept driving. I thought it was odd that I went over the same bridge, which turned out to be the Dartford Crossing, six or seven times. I lost count in the end, to be honest.\n\n"I never felt worried, I stopped for food and rest breaks, but I did not want to ask anyone for help because they all looked in such a rush. I did not want to be a nuisance."\n\nMrs Taylor, who was widowed five years ago, has been driving since 1949 and recently upgraded her "battered old Ford Fiesta" for a swish Honda Civic.\n\n"I thought I\'d pay a surprise visit to my sister, Agnes in Brentwood and show her the car. I must have taken a wrong turn near there and got on the M25 instead. I\'ve never driven on a motorway and was a little confused by all the fast traffic.\n\n"It seemed to me the safest thing to do was just keep going until I recognised somewhere. Unfortunately I did not recognise anywhere at all - all the roads looked the same and I could not really make out many of the signs. It\'s my eyesight, I suppose."\n\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg" alt="M25" width="640" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4798" /></a><i>Road to nowhere: the M25</i></center><br><br>\n\nMrs Taylor said police arranged for her to be towed back to a service station on the A12, from where she filled up with diesel and was escorted to her sister\'s house, apparently none the worse for her ordeal. Officer told her she had probably done around 800 miles during her adventure, and had been going clockwise throughout.\n\n"The car ran really well, so at least that was pleasing," Mrs Taylor said.\n\nShe has no plans to quit the road, but insists she will now stick to local trip only. "I\'ll get the train next time I want to see Agnes," she said.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady lost driving around M25 for two days', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4793-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-09-29 12:53:20', '2016-09-29 12:53:20', '', 4793, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4793-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4803, 1, '2016-09-29 12:53:24', '2016-09-29 12:53:24', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nAn 84-year-old Suffolk motorist got lost on the M25 for more than two days before running out of petrol and being picked by police, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nDorothy Taylor, from Ipswich, was driving to Brentwood to pay a surprise visit to her sister - but took a wrong turn off the A12 and ended up on the busy London orbital motorway.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe drove round the 117-mile circuit at least twice before tiring and pulling into a service area to get some rest.\r\n\r\nNext morning she set off again but had no better luck finding her way off the motorway before having to stop again that night at the same services.\r\n\r\nAnd it was only when she ran out of petrol early on day three near Heathrow that a police patrol car picked her up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg" alt="Lost on the M25 - Dorothy Taylor" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4797" /></a><i>Round and round in circles: Dorothy Taylor, 84</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I felt a bit of an old fool," Mrs Taylor said. "I had not got a clue where I was and so I kept driving. I thought it was odd that I went over the same bridge, which turned out to be the Dartford Crossing, six or seven times. I lost count in the end, to be honest.\r\n\r\n"I never felt worried, I stopped for food and rest breaks, but I did not want to ask anyone for help because they all looked in such a rush. I did not want to be a nuisance."\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor, who was widowed five years ago, has been driving since 1949 and recently upgraded her "battered old Ford Fiesta" for a swish Honda Civic.\r\n\r\n"I thought I\'d pay a surprise visit to my sister, Agnes in Brentwood and show her the car. I must have taken a wrong turn near there and got on the M25 instead. I\'ve never driven on a motorway and was a little confused by all the fast traffic.\r\n\r\n"It seemed to me the safest thing to do was just keep going until I recognised somewhere. Unfortunately I did not recognise anywhere at all - all the roads looked the same and I could not really make out many of the signs. It\'s my eyesight, I suppose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg" alt="M25" width="640" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4798" /></a><i>Road to nowhere: the M25</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor said police arranged for her to be towed back to a service station on the A12, from where she filled up with diesel and was escorted to her sister\'s house, apparently none the worse for her ordeal. Officer told her she had probably done around 800 miles during her adventure, and had been going clockwise throughout.\r\n\r\n"The car ran really well, so at least that was pleasing," Mrs Taylor said.\r\n\r\nShe has no plans to quit the road, but insists she will now stick to local trip only. "I\'ll get the train next time I want to see Agnes," she said.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady lost driving around M25 for two days', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4793-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-29 12:53:24', '2016-09-29 12:53:24', '', 4793, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4793-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4804, 1, '2016-09-29 12:54:25', '2016-09-29 12:54:25', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nAn 84-year-old Suffolk motorist got lost on the M25 for more than two days before running out of petrol and being picked by police, it emerged today.</b>\r\n\r\nDorothy Taylor, from Ipswich, was driving to Brentwood to pay a surprise visit to her sister - but took a wrong turn off the A12 and ended up on the busy London orbital motorway.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nShe drove round the 117-mile circuit at least twice before tiring and pulling into a service area to get some rest.\r\n\r\nNext morning she set off again but had no better luck finding her way off the motorway before having to stop again that night at the same services.\r\n\r\nAnd it was only when she ran out of petrol early on day three near Heathrow that a police patrol car picked her up.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lost-on-the-m25.jpg" alt="Lost on the M25 - Dorothy Taylor" width="960" height="720" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4797" /></a><i>Round and round in circles: Dorothy Taylor, 84 (photo: contributed)</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n"I felt a bit of an old fool," Mrs Taylor said. "I had not got a clue where I was and so I kept driving. I thought it was odd that I went over the same bridge, which turned out to be the Dartford Crossing, six or seven times. I lost count in the end, to be honest.\r\n\r\n"I never felt worried, I stopped for food and rest breaks, but I did not want to ask anyone for help because they all looked in such a rush. I did not want to be a nuisance."\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor, who was widowed five years ago, has been driving since 1949 and recently upgraded her "battered old Ford Fiesta" for a swish Honda Civic.\r\n\r\n"I thought I\'d pay a surprise visit to my sister, Agnes in Brentwood and show her the car. I must have taken a wrong turn near there and got on the M25 instead. I\'ve never driven on a motorway and was a little confused by all the fast traffic.\r\n\r\n"It seemed to me the safest thing to do was just keep going until I recognised somewhere. Unfortunately I did not recognise anywhere at all - all the roads looked the same and I could not really make out many of the signs. It\'s my eyesight, I suppose."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m25.jpg" alt="M25" width="640" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4798" /></a><i>Road to nowhere: the M25</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMrs Taylor said police arranged for her to be towed back to a service station on the A12, from where she filled up with diesel and was escorted to her sister\'s house, apparently none the worse for her ordeal. Officer told her she had probably done around 800 miles during her adventure, and had been going clockwise throughout.\r\n\r\n"The car ran really well, so at least that was pleasing," Mrs Taylor said.\r\n\r\nShe has no plans to quit the road, but insists she will now stick to local trip only. "I\'ll get the train next time I want to see Agnes," she said.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Elderly lady lost driving around M25 for two days', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4793-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-29 12:54:25', '2016-09-29 12:54:25', '', 4793, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4793-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4805, 1, '2016-09-30 08:56:09', '2016-09-30 08:56:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/same-allardyce-ryder-cup.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/same-allardyce-ryder-cup.jpg" alt="Allardyce Ryder Cup Captain" width="768" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4806" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nEurope\'s Ryder Cup captain Darren Allardyce will be sensationally sacked today just days into his leadership of the team.</b>\r\n\r\nAllardyce was trapped by undercover Golf Monthly reporters telling agents how his players could get an unfair handicap for the prestigious competition, meaning it is more likely they will beat the United States.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe revelations of "banditry" at the highest levels of the game has rocked the sport, which has done so much to clean up its act in recent years.\r\n\r\nAllardyce has been called to crunch showdown talks with the R & A, golf\'s governing body today and is expected to leave his position "by mutual consent".\r\n\r\nCaptaining Europe\'s 2016 Ryder Cup assault, which tees off at the Hazeltine National, Minnesota later today, was a dream job for Allardyce, who has spent many years captaining club teams in Britain.\r\n\r\nBut the astonishing Golf Monthly investigation looks likely to end his role just days after it began.\r\n\r\nIn the secret film, Allardyce told how he had a "slightly dodgy" method of getting his team to play the Ryder Cup with handicaps between 5 and ten, giving them a couple of vital extra shots each round.\r\n\r\nAnd he also bragged about being able to go on a speaking engagement at a prestigious golfing dinner in Dubai for £400,000.\r\n\r\nEurope Golf officials have are expected to appoint Gareth Southgate as a temporary captain for the next three days while they look for a permanent replacement.  \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Cheating\' Europe Ryder Cup captain faces sack', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ryder-cup-captain', '', '', '2016-10-01 11:36:50', '2016-10-01 11:36:50', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4805', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4807, 1, '2016-09-30 08:56:09', '2016-09-30 08:56:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/same-allardyce-ryder-cup.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/same-allardyce-ryder-cup.jpg" alt="Allardyce Ryder Cup Captain" width="768" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4806" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nEurope\'s Ryder Cup captain Darren Allardyce will be sensationally sacked today just days into his leadership of the team.\r\n\r\nAllardyce was trapped by undercover Golf Monthly reporters telling agents how his players could get an unfair handicap for the prestigious competition, meaning it is more likely they will beat the United States.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe revelations of "banditry" at the highest levels of the game has rocked the sport, which has done so much to clean up its act in recent years.\r\n\r\nAllardyce has been called to crunch showdown talks with the R & A, golf\'s governing body today and is expected to leave his position "by mutual consent".\r\n\r\nCaptaining Europe\'s 2016 Ryder Cup assault, which tees off at the Hazeltine National, Minnesota later today, was a dream job for Allardyce, who has spent many years captaining club teams in Britain.\r\n\r\nBut the astonishing Golf Monthly investigation looks likely to end his role just days after it began.\r\n\r\nIn the secret film, Allardyce told how he had a "slightly dodgy" method of getting his team to play the Ryder Cup with handicaps between 5 and ten, giving them a couple of vital extra shots each round.\r\n\r\nAnd he also bragged about being able to go on a speaking engagement at a prestigious golfing dinner in Dubai for £400,000.\r\n\r\nEurope Golf officials have are expected to appoint Gareth Southgate as a temporary captain for the next three days while they look for a permanent replacement.  \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Cheating\' Europe Ryder Cup captain faces sack', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4805-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-30 08:56:09', '2016-09-30 08:56:09', '', 4805, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4805-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4808, 1, '2016-09-30 08:56:52', '2016-09-30 08:56:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/same-allardyce-ryder-cup.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/same-allardyce-ryder-cup.jpg" alt="Allardyce Ryder Cup Captain" width="768" height="432" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4806" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent\r\n\r\nEurope\'s Ryder Cup captain Darren Allardyce will be sensationally sacked today just days into his leadership of the team.</b>\r\n\r\nAllardyce was trapped by undercover Golf Monthly reporters telling agents how his players could get an unfair handicap for the prestigious competition, meaning it is more likely they will beat the United States.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThe revelations of "banditry" at the highest levels of the game has rocked the sport, which has done so much to clean up its act in recent years.\r\n\r\nAllardyce has been called to crunch showdown talks with the R & A, golf\'s governing body today and is expected to leave his position "by mutual consent".\r\n\r\nCaptaining Europe\'s 2016 Ryder Cup assault, which tees off at the Hazeltine National, Minnesota later today, was a dream job for Allardyce, who has spent many years captaining club teams in Britain.\r\n\r\nBut the astonishing Golf Monthly investigation looks likely to end his role just days after it began.\r\n\r\nIn the secret film, Allardyce told how he had a "slightly dodgy" method of getting his team to play the Ryder Cup with handicaps between 5 and ten, giving them a couple of vital extra shots each round.\r\n\r\nAnd he also bragged about being able to go on a speaking engagement at a prestigious golfing dinner in Dubai for £400,000.\r\n\r\nEurope Golf officials have are expected to appoint Gareth Southgate as a temporary captain for the next three days while they look for a permanent replacement.  \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Cheating\' Europe Ryder Cup captain faces sack', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4805-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-09-30 08:56:52', '2016-09-30 08:56:52', '', 4805, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4805-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4809, 1, '2018-02-09 07:36:28', '2018-02-09 07:36:28', '\n\n<strong>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent</strong>\n\n<strong>Police have seized a huge consignment of vile Valentine\'s Day cards designed specifically for the incestuous Norfolk market.</strong>\n\nThe wording on the cards for loving couples clearly supported illegal family member relationships in the county.\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4810" src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg" alt="Norfolk valentines day card" width="450" height="430" /></a>\n\nWhile it is widely known that such behaviour is rife in Norfolk, authorities there prefer to sweep it under the carpet.\n\nBut when Suffolk Police got wind that the cards were being made in Lowestoft, they decided to take action and carried out a dawn raid.\n\nSexual crimes officers were horrified when they burst in to Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd, where the wording on 4,000 recently printed Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards clearly broke the law.\n\nOne card said: "Happy Valentine\'s Day to the most gorgeous, amazing, brilliant, wonderful sexy uncle I could ever wish for xxx."\n\nAnother read: "To my sexy sister. Thinking of you on this special day x."\n\nA Suffolk Police spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "This sort of relationship with your uncle may be acceptable behaviour on the <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/norfolk-map/">Norfolk map</a>, but here in Suffolk it is clearly a crime, and therefore unheard of.\n\n"As the cards were being made in Suffolk - albeit close to the Norfolk border - we had no option but to act fast."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nIt transpires Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd is run by a couple originally from Norfolk. Edna Spratt and her brother Bubba moved to Lowestoft with their nine children in 2009 when their <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-police-wanted/">turnip crop</a> failed.\n\nPolice say a 39-year-old woman and a 36-year-old man from Lowestoft will appear before the town\'s magistrates on Monday, charged with outraging public decency.\n<h3>[AdSense-C]</h3>', 'Police seize incestuous Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'valentines-day-cards-norfolk', '', '', '2019-02-09 08:50:40', '2019-02-09 08:50:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4809', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4811, 1, '2016-10-01 11:34:10', '2016-10-01 11:34:10', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice have seized a huge consignment of vile Valentine\'s Day cards designed specifically for the Norfolk market.</b>\r\n\r\nThe look and feel of the cards caused no offence, but the wording clearly supported illegal family-member relationsips in the county.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWhile it is widely known that such behaviour is rife in Norfolk, authorities there prefer to sweep it under the carpet.\r\n\r\nBut when Suffolk Police got wind that the cards were being made in Lowestoft, they decided to take action and carried out a dawn raid.\r\n\r\nSexual crimes officers were horrified when they burst in to Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd, where the wording on 4,000 recently printed Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards clearly broke the law.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg" alt="Norfolk valentines day card" width="450" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4810" /></a><i>Illegal Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "This sort of relationship with your uncle may be acceptable behaviour in Norfolk, but here in Suffolk it is clearly a crime, and therefore unheard of.\r\n\r\n"As the cards were being made in Suffolk - albeit close to the Norfolk border - we had no option but to act fast."\r\n\r\nIt transpires Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd is run by a couple originally from Norfolk. Edna Spratt and her brother moved to Lowestoft with their nine children in 2009 when their turnip crop failed.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 39-year-old woman and a 36-year-old man from Lowestoft will appear before the town\'s magistrates on Monday, charged with outraging public decency.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police seize vile Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4809-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-01 11:34:10', '2016-10-01 11:34:10', '', 4809, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4809-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4812, 1, '2016-10-01 11:35:55', '2016-10-01 11:35:55', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice have seized a huge consignment of vile Valentine\'s Day cards designed specifically for the Norfolk market.</b>\r\n\r\nThe look and feel of the cards caused no offence, but the wording clearly supported illegal family-member relationsips in the county.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWhile it is widely known that such behaviour is rife in Norfolk, authorities there prefer to sweep it under the carpet.\r\n\r\nBut when Suffolk Police got wind that the cards were being made in Lowestoft, they decided to take action and carried out a dawn raid.\r\n\r\nSexual crimes officers were horrified when they burst in to Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd, where the wording on 4,000 recently printed Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards clearly broke the law.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg" alt="Norfolk valentines day card" width="450" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4810" /></a><i>Illegal Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "This sort of relationship with your uncle may be acceptable behaviour in Norfolk, but here in Suffolk it is clearly a crime, and therefore unheard of.\r\n\r\n"As the cards were being made in Suffolk - albeit close to the Norfolk border - we had no option but to act fast."\r\n\r\nIt transpires Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd is run by a couple originally from Norfolk. Edna Spratt and her brother Bubba moved to Lowestoft with their nine children in 2009 when their turnip crop failed.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 39-year-old woman and a 36-year-old man from Lowestoft will appear before the town\'s magistrates on Monday, charged with outraging public decency.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police seize vile Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4809-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-01 11:35:55', '2016-10-01 11:35:55', '', 4809, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4809-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4813, 1, '2016-10-01 11:36:28', '2016-10-01 11:36:28', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nPolice have seized a huge consignment of vile Valentine\'s Day cards designed specifically for the Norfolk market.</b>\r\n\r\nThe look and feel of the cards caused no offence, but the wording clearly supported illegal family member relationships in the county.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nWhile it is widely known that such behaviour is rife in Norfolk, authorities there prefer to sweep it under the carpet.\r\n\r\nBut when Suffolk Police got wind that the cards were being made in Lowestoft, they decided to take action and carried out a dawn raid.\r\n\r\nSexual crimes officers were horrified when they burst in to Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd, where the wording on 4,000 recently printed Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards clearly broke the law.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norfolk-valentines-day-e1475320375445.jpg" alt="Norfolk valentines day card" width="450" height="430" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4810" /></a><i>Illegal Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Police spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: "This sort of relationship with your uncle may be acceptable behaviour in Norfolk, but here in Suffolk it is clearly a crime, and therefore unheard of.\r\n\r\n"As the cards were being made in Suffolk - albeit close to the Norfolk border - we had no option but to act fast."\r\n\r\nIt transpires Norfolk Bumpkin Greetings Ltd is run by a couple originally from Norfolk. Edna Spratt and her brother Bubba moved to Lowestoft with their nine children in 2009 when their turnip crop failed.\r\n\r\nPolice say a 39-year-old woman and a 36-year-old man from Lowestoft will appear before the town\'s magistrates on Monday, charged with outraging public decency.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police seize vile Norfolk Valentine\'s Day cards', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4809-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-01 11:36:28', '2016-10-01 11:36:28', '', 4809, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4809-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4817, 1, '2016-10-03 08:32:17', '2016-10-03 08:32:17', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nMillions of fans were mourning the gruesome death of Orville today after traces of duck and green feathers were found in Delia Smith\'s football pies.</b>\r\n\r\nOrville was offered the chance of a new life as Norwich City\'s mascot last year when his long-term employer Mr Keith Harris died.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut fans soon noticed that the cuddly green duck - famed for wearing a large nappy - had never been seen at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nPolice were called in to investigate the disappearance of the children\'s television favourite, who hit the top of the pop charts with <i>I Wish I Could Fly</i> in 1982.\r\n\r\nForensic tests in the Carrow Road canteen found traces of stringy duck and feathers in Delia Smith\'s pies - and several more green feathers in a freezer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/orville-dead-e1475482288458.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/orville-dead-e1475482288458.jpg" alt="Orvlle the duck is dead" width="800" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4818" /></a><i>Delia Smith and Orville in happier times</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We have reason to believe a large duck found its way into the Norwich City kitchen and may have been used as a pie ingredient. Meat pies are popular with football fans on match days and a valuable source of income to the club."\r\n\r\nA Norwich City club insider admitted that Norwich owner Delia Smith and the board had been forced to cut costs since being relegated from the Premier League - but strongly denied killing Orville.\r\n\r\n"We have trimmed costs but would never have killed this duck in order to bulk out our pies with cheap meat. We have no idea where he is - <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orville-norwich-mascot/">he just never turned up for work</a>."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Orville the Duck dead, eaten by Norwich fans', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'orville-the-duck-dead', '', '', '2016-10-04 12:05:40', '2016-10-04 12:05:40', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4817', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4819, 1, '2016-10-03 08:29:58', '2016-10-03 08:29:58', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nMillions of fans were mourning the gruesome death of Orville today after traces of duck and green feathers were found in Delia Smith\'s football pies.</b>\r\n\r\nOrville was offered the chance of a new life as Norwich City\'s mascot last year when his long-term employer Mr Keith Harris died.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut fans soon noticed that the cuddly green duck - famed for wearing a large nappy - had never been seen at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nPolice were called in to investigate the disappearance of the children\'s television favourtite, who hit the top of the pop charts with <i>I Wish I Could Fly</i> in 1982.\r\n\r\nForensice tests in the Carrow Road canteen found traces of stringy duck and featrhers in Delia Smith\'s pies - and several more green feathers in a freezer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/orville-dead-e1475482288458.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/orville-dead-e1475482288458.jpg" alt="Orvlle the duck is dead" width="800" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4818" /></a><i>Delia Smith and Orville in happier times</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We have reason to believe a large duck found its way into the Norwich City kitchen and may have been used as a pie ingredient. Meat pies are popular with football fans on matchdays and a valuable source of income to the club."\r\n\r\nA Norwich City club insider admitted that Norwich owner Delia Smith and the board had been forced to cut costs since being relegated from the Premier League - but strongly denied killing Orville.\r\n\r\n"We have trimmed costs but would never have killed this duck in order to bulk out our pies with cheap meat. We have no idea where he is - he just never turned up for work."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Orville the Duck dead, presumed eaten by Norwich fans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4817-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-03 08:29:58', '2016-10-03 08:29:58', '', 4817, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4817-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4820, 1, '2016-10-03 08:30:49', '2016-10-03 08:30:49', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nMillions of fans were mourning the gruesome death of Orville today after traces of duck and green feathers were found in Delia Smith\'s football pies.</b>\r\n\r\nOrville was offered the chance of a new life as Norwich City\'s mascot last year when his long-term employer Mr Keith Harris died.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut fans soon noticed that the cuddly green duck - famed for wearing a large nappy - had never been seen at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nPolice were called in to investigate the disappearance of the children\'s television favourtite, who hit the top of the pop charts with <i>I Wish I Could Fly</i> in 1982.\r\n\r\nForensice tests in the Carrow Road canteen found traces of stringy duck and featrhers in Delia Smith\'s pies - and several more green feathers in a freezer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/orville-dead-e1475482288458.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/orville-dead-e1475482288458.jpg" alt="Orvlle the duck is dead" width="800" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4818" /></a><i>Delia Smith and Orville in happier times</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We have reason to believe a large duck found its way into the Norwich City kitchen and may have been used as a pie ingredient. Meat pies are popular with football fans on matchdays and a valuable source of income to the club."\r\n\r\nA Norwich City club insider admitted that Norwich owner Delia Smith and the board had been forced to cut costs since being relegated from the Premier League - but strongly denied killing Orville.\r\n\r\n"We have trimmed costs but would never have killed this duck in order to bulk out our pies with cheap meat. We have no idea where he is - he just never turned up for work."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Orville the Duck dead, eaten by Norwich fans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4817-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-03 08:30:49', '2016-10-03 08:30:49', '', 4817, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4817-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4821, 1, '2016-10-03 08:32:05', '2016-10-03 08:32:05', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nMillions of fans were mourning the gruesome death of Orville today after traces of duck and green feathers were found in Delia Smith\'s football pies.</b>\r\n\r\nOrville was offered the chance of a new life as Norwich City\'s mascot last year when his long-term employer Mr Keith Harris died.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut fans soon noticed that the cuddly green duck - famed for wearing a large nappy - had never been seen at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nPolice were called in to investigate the disappearance of the children\'s television favourite, who hit the top of the pop charts with <i>I Wish I Could Fly</i> in 1982.\r\n\r\nForensic tests in the Carrow Road canteen found traces of stringy duck and feathers in Delia Smith\'s pies - and several more green feathers in a freezer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/orville-dead-e1475482288458.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/orville-dead-e1475482288458.jpg" alt="Orvlle the duck is dead" width="800" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4818" /></a><i>Delia Smith and Orville in happier times</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We have reason to believe a large duck found its way into the Norwich City kitchen and may have been used as a pie ingredient. Meat pies are popular with football fans on match days and a valuable source of income to the club."\r\n\r\nA Norwich City club insider admitted that Norwich owner Delia Smith and the board had been forced to cut costs since being relegated from the Premier League - but strongly denied killing Orville.\r\n\r\n"We have trimmed costs but would never have killed this duck in order to bulk out our pies with cheap meat. We have no idea where he is - he just never turned up for work."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Orville the Duck dead, eaten by Norwich fans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4817-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-03 08:32:05', '2016-10-03 08:32:05', '', 4817, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4817-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4822, 1, '2016-10-03 08:33:33', '2016-10-03 08:33:33', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nMillions of fans were mourning the gruesome death of Orville today after traces of duck and green feathers were found in Delia Smith\'s football pies.</b>\r\n\r\nOrville was offered the chance of a new life as Norwich City\'s mascot last year when his long-term employer Mr Keith Harris died.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut fans soon noticed that the cuddly green duck - famed for wearing a large nappy - had never been seen at Carrow Road.\r\n\r\nPolice were called in to investigate the disappearance of the children\'s television favourite, who hit the top of the pop charts with <i>I Wish I Could Fly</i> in 1982.\r\n\r\nForensic tests in the Carrow Road canteen found traces of stringy duck and feathers in Delia Smith\'s pies - and several more green feathers in a freezer.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/orville-dead-e1475482288458.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/orville-dead-e1475482288458.jpg" alt="Orvlle the duck is dead" width="800" height="533" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4818" /></a><i>Delia Smith and Orville in happier times</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nA police spokesman said: "We have reason to believe a large duck found its way into the Norwich City kitchen and may have been used as a pie ingredient. Meat pies are popular with football fans on match days and a valuable source of income to the club."\r\n\r\nA Norwich City club insider admitted that Norwich owner Delia Smith and the board had been forced to cut costs since being relegated from the Premier League - but strongly denied killing Orville.\r\n\r\n"We have trimmed costs but would never have killed this duck in order to bulk out our pies with cheap meat. We have no idea where he is - <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/orville-norwich-mascot/">he just never turned up for work</a>."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Orville the Duck dead, eaten by Norwich fans', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4817-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-03 08:33:33', '2016-10-03 08:33:33', '', 4817, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4817-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4824, 1, '2016-10-04 11:43:01', '2016-10-04 11:43:01', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/strictly--e1475580584492.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/strictly--e1475580584492.jpg" alt="George Osborne and Gordon Brown to appear on Strictly Come Dancing" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4826" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nGeorge Osborne and Gordon Brown are trying to get on the next series of Strictly Come Dancing after seeing fellow ex-Chancellor Ed Balls winning public support.</b>\r\n\r\nThe dour Scotsman and the posh Old Etonian have never enjoyed widespread popularity, but are now prepared to change all that by dressing up and prancing about in tight trousers for the cameras.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Strictly insider said: "Ed Balls has been quite a hit with the viewing public so far, especially after the way he performed in a cowboy costume on Saturday.\r\n\r\n"It makes a nice change for Ed, who has been routinely ridiculed for years - and now George Osborne and Gordon Brown want a piece of the action."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-strictly-e1475580883552.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-strictly-e1475580883552.jpg" alt="Ed Balls on Strictly Come Dancing" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4827" /></a><i>Popular at last: Some people now actually like Ed Balls</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOur studio mole confirmed that representatives for both heavyweight politicians had put feelers out to the production team, making it clear they would like an invite to the next series.\r\n\r\n"Like Ed Balls, both of them now have a lot more time on their hands, and they feel it\'s about time they got a little love from the public.\r\n\r\n"The producers are quite taken with the idea of the pair of them going head-to-head on the dance floor in the next series. The thought of Gordon Brown doing the waltz with a huge grin on his face is just too good to miss."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Now George Osborne and Gordon Brown lined up for Strictly', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'george-osborne-gordon-brown', '', '', '2016-10-05 10:30:38', '2016-10-05 10:30:38', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4824', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4825, 1, '2016-10-04 11:19:07', '2016-10-04 11:19:07', '<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nGeorge Osborne and Gordon Brown are trying to get on the next series of Strictly Come Dancing after seeing fellow ex-Chancellor Ed Balls winning public support.</b>\r\n\r\nThe dour Scotsman and the posh Etonian have never enjoyed widespread popularity, and are now prepared to dress up and prance about for the cameras.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Strictly insider said: "Ed Balls has been quite a hit with the viewing public so far, and they loved the way he danced about in a cowboy costume on Saturday.\r\n\r\n"It makes a nice change for Ed, who has been routinely ridiculed for years - and now George Osborne and Gordon Brown want a piece of the action."\r\n\r\nOur studio mole confirmed that representatives for both heavyweight politicians had put feelers out to the production team, making it clear they would like an invite to the next series.\r\n\r\n"Like Ed Balls, both of them now have a lot more time on their hands, and they feel it\'s about time they got a little love from the public.\r\n\r\n"The producers are quite taken with the idea of the pair of them going head-to-head on the dance floor in the next series."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Now George Osborne and Gordon Brown lined up for Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4824-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-04 11:19:07', '2016-10-04 11:19:07', '', 4824, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4824-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4827, 1, '2016-10-04 11:34:16', '2016-10-04 11:34:16', '', 'ed-balls-strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'ed-balls-strictly', '', '', '2016-10-04 11:34:52', '2016-10-04 11:34:52', '', 4824, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-strictly.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4828, 1, '2016-10-04 11:39:38', '2016-10-04 11:39:38', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/strictly--e1475580584492.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/strictly--e1475580584492.jpg" alt="George Osborne and Gordon Brown to appear on Strictly Come Dancing" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4826" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nGeorge Osborne and Gordon Brown are trying to get on the next series of Strictly Come Dancing after seeing fellow ex-Chancellor Ed Balls winning public support.</b>\r\n\r\nThe dour Scotsman and the posh Old Etonian have never enjoyed widespread popularity, and are now prepared to change all that by dressing up and prancing about for the cameras in tight trousers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Strictly insider said: "Ed Balls has been quite a hit with the viewing public so far, especially after the way he performed in a cowboy costume on Saturday.\r\n\r\n"It makes a nice change for Ed, who has been routinely ridiculed for years - and now George Osborne and Gordon Brown want a piece of the action."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-strictly-e1475580883552.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-strictly-e1475580883552.jpg" alt="Ed Balls on Strictly Come Dancing" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4827" /></a><i>Popular at last: Some people now actually like Ed Balls</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOur studio mole confirmed that representatives for both heavyweight politicians had put feelers out to the production team, making it clear they would like an invite to the next series.\r\n\r\n"Like Ed Balls, both of them now have a lot more time on their hands, and they feel it\'s about time they got a little love from the public.\r\n\r\n"The producers are quite taken with the idea of the pair of them going head-to-head on the dance floor in the next series. The thought of Gordon Brown doing the waltz with a huge grin on his face is just too good to miss."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Now George Osborne and Gordon Brown lined up for Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4824-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-04 11:39:38', '2016-10-04 11:39:38', '', 4824, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4824-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4829, 1, '2016-10-04 11:40:55', '2016-10-04 11:40:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/strictly--e1475580584492.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/strictly--e1475580584492.jpg" alt="George Osborne and Gordon Brown to appear on Strictly Come Dancing" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4826" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nGeorge Osborne and Gordon Brown are trying to get on the next series of Strictly Come Dancing after seeing fellow ex-Chancellor Ed Balls winning public support.</b>\r\n\r\nThe dour Scotsman and the posh Old Etonian have never enjoyed widespread popularity, but are now prepared to change all that by dressing up and prancing about for the cameras in tight trousers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Strictly insider said: "Ed Balls has been quite a hit with the viewing public so far, especially after the way he performed in a cowboy costume on Saturday.\r\n\r\n"It makes a nice change for Ed, who has been routinely ridiculed for years - and now George Osborne and Gordon Brown want a piece of the action."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-strictly-e1475580883552.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-strictly-e1475580883552.jpg" alt="Ed Balls on Strictly Come Dancing" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4827" /></a><i>Popular at last: Some people now actually like Ed Balls</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOur studio mole confirmed that representatives for both heavyweight politicians had put feelers out to the production team, making it clear they would like an invite to the next series.\r\n\r\n"Like Ed Balls, both of them now have a lot more time on their hands, and they feel it\'s about time they got a little love from the public.\r\n\r\n"The producers are quite taken with the idea of the pair of them going head-to-head on the dance floor in the next series. The thought of Gordon Brown doing the waltz with a huge grin on his face is just too good to miss."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Now George Osborne and Gordon Brown lined up for Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4824-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-04 11:40:55', '2016-10-04 11:40:55', '', 4824, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4824-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4830, 1, '2016-10-04 11:41:55', '2016-10-04 11:41:55', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/strictly--e1475580584492.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/strictly--e1475580584492.jpg" alt="George Osborne and Gordon Brown to appear on Strictly Come Dancing" width="800" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4826" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Arthur Pint, Entertainment Editor\r\n\r\nGeorge Osborne and Gordon Brown are trying to get on the next series of Strictly Come Dancing after seeing fellow ex-Chancellor Ed Balls winning public support.</b>\r\n\r\nThe dour Scotsman and the posh Old Etonian have never enjoyed widespread popularity, but are now prepared to change all that by dressing up and prancing about in tight trousers for the cameras.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nA Strictly insider said: "Ed Balls has been quite a hit with the viewing public so far, especially after the way he performed in a cowboy costume on Saturday.\r\n\r\n"It makes a nice change for Ed, who has been routinely ridiculed for years - and now George Osborne and Gordon Brown want a piece of the action."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-strictly-e1475580883552.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-strictly-e1475580883552.jpg" alt="Ed Balls on Strictly Come Dancing" width="777" height="437" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4827" /></a><i>Popular at last: Some people now actually like Ed Balls</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nOur studio mole confirmed that representatives for both heavyweight politicians had put feelers out to the production team, making it clear they would like an invite to the next series.\r\n\r\n"Like Ed Balls, both of them now have a lot more time on their hands, and they feel it\'s about time they got a little love from the public.\r\n\r\n"The producers are quite taken with the idea of the pair of them going head-to-head on the dance floor in the next series. The thought of Gordon Brown doing the waltz with a huge grin on his face is just too good to miss."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Now George Osborne and Gordon Brown lined up for Strictly', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4824-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-04 11:41:55', '2016-10-04 11:41:55', '', 4824, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4824-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4831, 1, '2016-10-05 10:30:04', '2016-10-05 10:30:04', '<strong>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nIt is a force of nature that has brought pain and misery to train passengers for years, causing frustrating delays and even cancellations.</strong>\r\n\r\nBut now Greater Anglia railways has come up with a brilliant scheme to solve the autumnal problem of fallen leaves on the line.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBosses at the East Anglian rail franchise have hired an elderly man whose only job is to sweep up the leaves on the mainline between Norwich and Liverpool Street station in London.\r\n\r\nDerek Smith, 76, from Diss, has been given a high-visibility jacket and a state-of-the-art brush - and is already patrolling the 115-mile stretch of railway\r\n\r\nHe walks up and down the track by day, sweeping up any errant dead foliage that should fall on the line and cause passing train wheels to slip. And by night he camps in woodland next to the line so he ready to start promptly the next morning.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg" alt="Leaves on the line" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4832" /></a><i>Derek Smith working on the line near Manningtree today</center></i>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia says he has already proved invaluable, with a spokesman telling the Suffolk Gazette: "We are well into October and the leaves are turning and beginning to fall. Yet we have had zero cancellations so far owing to fallen leaves on the line.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"We employed Mr Smith on a very decent package for a two-month period, and expect our punctuality records for October and November to improve dramatically."\r\n\r\nOther rail companies across Britain are taking note of the initiative, and already Virgin trains is advertising for a rail sweeper of its own.\r\n\r\nMr Smith, a retired road sweeper, told us: "It\'s a dream job. I\'m out in the countryside doing what I love - I just have to keep an eye out for approaching trains."', 'Rail firm hires sweeper to clear leaves on the line', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'leaves-on-the-line', '', '', '2018-10-17 09:23:18', '2018-10-17 09:23:18', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4831', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4833, 1, '2016-10-05 10:25:57', '2016-10-05 10:25:57', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nIt is a course of nature that has caused pain and misery to train passengers for years, causing frustrating delays and even cancellations.</b>\r\n\r\nBut now Greater Anglia railways has come up with a brilliant scheme to solve the autumnal problem of fallen leaves on the line.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBosses at the East Anglian rail franchise have hired an elderly man whose only job is to sweep up the leaves on the mainline between Norwich and Liverpool Street station in London.\r\n\r\nDerek Smith, 76, from Diss, has been given a high-visibility jacket and a state-of-the-art brush - and is already patrolling the 115-mile stretch of railway\r\n\r\nHe walks up and down the track by day, sweeping up any errant dead foliage that should fall on the line and cause passing train wheels to slip. And by night he camps in woodland next to the line so he ready to start promptly the next morning.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg" alt="Leaves on the line" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4832" /></a><i>Derek Smith working on the line near Manningtree today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia say he has already proved invaluable, with a spokesman telling the Suffolk Gazette: "We are well into October and the leaves are turning and beginning to fall. Yet we have had zero cancellations so far owing to fallen leaves on the line.\r\n\r\n"We employed Mr Smith on a very decent package for a two-month period, and expect our punctuality records for October and November to improve dramatically."\r\n\r\nOther rail companies across Britain are taking note of the initiative, and already Virgin trains is advertising for a rail sweeper of its own.\r\n\r\nMr Smith, a retired road sweeper, told us: "It\'s a dream job. I\'m out in the countryside doing what I love - I just have to keep an eye out for approaching trains." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rail firm hires sweeper to clear leaves on the line', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4831-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-05 10:25:57', '2016-10-05 10:25:57', '', 4831, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4831-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4834, 1, '2016-10-05 10:27:21', '2016-10-05 10:27:21', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nIt is a force of nature that has caused pain and misery to train passengers for years, causing frustrating delays and even cancellations.</b>\r\n\r\nBut now Greater Anglia railways has come up with a brilliant scheme to solve the autumnal problem of fallen leaves on the line.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBosses at the East Anglian rail franchise have hired an elderly man whose only job is to sweep up the leaves on the mainline between Norwich and Liverpool Street station in London.\r\n\r\nDerek Smith, 76, from Diss, has been given a high-visibility jacket and a state-of-the-art brush - and is already patrolling the 115-mile stretch of railway\r\n\r\nHe walks up and down the track by day, sweeping up any errant dead foliage that should fall on the line and cause passing train wheels to slip. And by night he camps in woodland next to the line so he ready to start promptly the next morning.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg" alt="Leaves on the line" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4832" /></a><i>Derek Smith working on the line near Manningtree today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia say he has already proved invaluable, with a spokesman telling the Suffolk Gazette: "We are well into October and the leaves are turning and beginning to fall. Yet we have had zero cancellations so far owing to fallen leaves on the line.\r\n\r\n"We employed Mr Smith on a very decent package for a two-month period, and expect our punctuality records for October and November to improve dramatically."\r\n\r\nOther rail companies across Britain are taking note of the initiative, and already Virgin trains is advertising for a rail sweeper of its own.\r\n\r\nMr Smith, a retired road sweeper, told us: "It\'s a dream job. I\'m out in the countryside doing what I love - I just have to keep an eye out for approaching trains." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rail firm hires sweeper to clear leaves on the line', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4831-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-05 10:27:21', '2016-10-05 10:27:21', '', 4831, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4831-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4835, 1, '2016-10-05 10:28:17', '2016-10-05 10:28:17', '<b>By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nIt is a force of nature that has brought pain and misery to train passengers for years, causing frustrating delays and even cancellations.</b>\r\n\r\nBut now Greater Anglia railways has come up with a brilliant scheme to solve the autumnal problem of fallen leaves on the line.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBosses at the East Anglian rail franchise have hired an elderly man whose only job is to sweep up the leaves on the mainline between Norwich and Liverpool Street station in London.\r\n\r\nDerek Smith, 76, from Diss, has been given a high-visibility jacket and a state-of-the-art brush - and is already patrolling the 115-mile stretch of railway\r\n\r\nHe walks up and down the track by day, sweeping up any errant dead foliage that should fall on the line and cause passing train wheels to slip. And by night he camps in woodland next to the line so he ready to start promptly the next morning.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaves-on-the-line-e1475661436108.jpg" alt="Leaves on the line" width="777" height="486" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4832" /></a><i>Derek Smith working on the line near Manningtree today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nGreater Anglia say he has already proved invaluable, with a spokesman telling the Suffolk Gazette: "We are well into October and the leaves are turning and beginning to fall. Yet we have had zero cancellations so far owing to fallen leaves on the line.\r\n\r\n"We employed Mr Smith on a very decent package for a two-month period, and expect our punctuality records for October and November to improve dramatically."\r\n\r\nOther rail companies across Britain are taking note of the initiative, and already Virgin trains is advertising for a rail sweeper of its own.\r\n\r\nMr Smith, a retired road sweeper, told us: "It\'s a dream job. I\'m out in the countryside doing what I love - I just have to keep an eye out for approaching trains." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Rail firm hires sweeper to clear leaves on the line', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4831-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-05 10:28:17', '2016-10-05 10:28:17', '', 4831, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4831-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4836, 1, '2016-10-06 08:17:34', '2016-10-06 08:17:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a><i>Proof: Yet more troll-like Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train</i></center>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nToday we publish exclusive footage that proves thousands of illegal Norfolk migrants are sneaking into Suffolk by breaking into trains as they roll across the border.</strong>\r\n\r\nAuthorities have long suspected that the rail route through East Anglia is being used by strange-looking Norfolk peasants desperate to reach a new life in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut they have never been caught on film using the Greater Anglia route... until now.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSuffolk UKIP member Major Hugh Posslethwaite lay in wait outside Stowmarket for the 9.42 from Norwich to London to pass and filmed the amazing footage we have published at the top of this page.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing clip shows up to 100 Norfolk migrants on the train beaming with delight as they see the lush and bountiful Suffolk countryside for the first time.\r\n\r\nEach of the foreigners has long, straggly hair, huge wide eyes and -- contrary to popular belief -- only four fingers instead of six.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite followed the line and watched as the migrants then disembarked at either Stowmarket or Ipswich before scuttling away to claim free benefits and housing in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\nNow there are calls for stricter checks on the mainline, with a new border post being proposed close to Checkpoint Barley at the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">new Suffolk-Norfolk border wall</a>.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite said: "Suffolk is being crippled by a tidal wave of illegal immigration from Norfolk. These people not only take our jobs and our homes, but they <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-residents-gripped-by-fear-over-villages-fate/">look bloody strange, too.</a>"\r\n\r\nBut civil rights campaigners called our investigation into question. Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Civil Rights Suffolk said: "These poor people are fleeing poverty and conflict in Norfolk. They may look different and speak a strange language, but these are not reasons to deny them the chance of a new and better life in Suffolk."', 'Revealed: yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Suffolk by train', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-migrants-train', '', '', '2018-10-04 07:31:12', '2018-10-04 07:31:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4836', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4837, 1, '2016-10-06 07:46:01', '2016-10-06 07:46:01', 'Train from Norwich arrives in Ipswich', 'norwich-train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norwich-train', '', '', '2016-10-06 07:46:25', '2016-10-06 07:46:25', '', 4836, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif', 0, 'attachment', 'image/gif', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4838, 1, '2016-10-06 07:48:51', '2016-10-06 07:48:51', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a></i>More Norfolk migrants arrives in Ipswich</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThere were calls for the mainline railway from Norwich to be closed today because growing numbers of illegal Norfolk migrants are using the route to reach Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4836-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-06 07:48:51', '2016-10-06 07:48:51', '', 4836, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4836-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4839, 1, '2016-10-06 07:49:52', '2016-10-06 07:49:52', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a><i>Yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nThere were calls for the mainline railway from Norwich to be closed today because growing numbers of illegal Norfolk migrants are using the route to reach Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4836-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-06 07:49:52', '2016-10-06 07:49:52', '', 4836, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4836-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4840, 1, '2016-10-06 08:15:27', '2016-10-06 08:15:27', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a><i>Proof: Yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nToday we publish exclusive footage that proves thousands of illegal Norfolk migrants are sneaking into Suffolk by breaking into trains as they roll across the border.</b>\r\n\r\nAuthorities have long suspected that the rail route through East Anglia is being used by Norfolk peasants desperate to reach a new life in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut they have never been caught on film using the Greater Anglia route... until now.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk UKIP member Major Hugh Posslethwaite lay in wait outside Stowmarket for the 9.42 from Norwich to London to pass, and filmed the amazing footage we have published at the top of this page.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing clip shows up to 100 Norfolk migrants on the train beaming with delight as they see the lush and bountiful Suffolk countryside for the first time.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite followed the line and watched as the migrants then disembarked at either Stowmarket or Ipswich before scuttling away to claim free benefits and housing in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nNow there are calls for stricter checks on the mainline, with a new border post being proposed close to Checkpoint Barley at the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">new Suffolk-Norfolk border wall</a>.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite said: "Suffolk is being crippled by a tidal wave of illegal immigration from Norfolk. These people not only take our jobs and our homes, but they look bloody strange, too."\r\n\r\nBut civil rights campaigners called our investigation into question. A spokesman for Civil Rights Suffolk said: "These poor people are fleeing poverty and conflict in Norfolk. They may look different and speak a strange language, but these are not reasons to deny them the chance of a new and better life in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<i>What do you think about the Norfolk migrant problem? Post your views on our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Suffolk by train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4836-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-06 08:15:27', '2016-10-06 08:15:27', '', 4836, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4836-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4841, 1, '2016-10-06 08:16:30', '2016-10-06 08:16:30', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a><i>Proof: Yet more troll-like Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nToday we publish exclusive footage that proves thousands of illegal Norfolk migrants are sneaking into Suffolk by breaking into trains as they roll across the border.</b>\r\n\r\nAuthorities have long suspected that the rail route through East Anglia is being used by strange-looking Norfolk peasants desperate to reach a new life in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut they have never been caught on film using the Greater Anglia route... until now.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk UKIP member Major Hugh Posslethwaite lay in wait outside Stowmarket for the 9.42 from Norwich to London to pass, and filmed the amazing footage we have published at the top of this page.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing clip shows up to 100 Norfolk migrants on the train beaming with delight as they see the lush and bountiful Suffolk countryside for the first time.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite followed the line and watched as the migrants then disembarked at either Stowmarket or Ipswich before scuttling away to claim free benefits and housing in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nNow there are calls for stricter checks on the mainline, with a new border post being proposed close to Checkpoint Barley at the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">new Suffolk-Norfolk border wall</a>.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite said: "Suffolk is being crippled by a tidal wave of illegal immigration from Norfolk. These people not only take our jobs and our homes, but they look bloody strange, too."\r\n\r\nBut civil rights campaigners called our investigation into question. A spokesman for Civil Rights Suffolk said: "These poor people are fleeing poverty and conflict in Norfolk. They may look different and speak a strange language, but these are not reasons to deny them the chance of a new and better life in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<i>What do you think about the Norfolk migrant problem? Post your views on our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Suffolk by train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4836-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-06 08:16:30', '2016-10-06 08:16:30', '', 4836, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4836-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4842, 1, '2016-10-06 08:17:05', '2016-10-06 08:17:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a><i>Proof: Yet more troll-like Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nToday we publish exclusive footage that proves thousands of illegal Norfolk migrants are sneaking into Suffolk by breaking into trains as they roll across the border.</b>\r\n\r\nAuthorities have long suspected that the rail route through East Anglia is being used by strange-looking Norfolk peasants desperate to reach a new life in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut they have never been caught on film using the Greater Anglia route... until now.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk UKIP member Major Hugh Posslethwaite lay in wait outside Stowmarket for the 9.42 from Norwich to London to pass, and filmed the amazing footage we have published at the top of this page.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing clip shows up to 100 Norfolk migrants on the train beaming with delight as they see the lush and bountiful Suffolk countryside for the first time.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite followed the line and watched as the migrants then disembarked at either Stowmarket or Ipswich before scuttling away to claim free benefits and housing in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<b>Checkpoint Barley</b>\r\n\r\nNow there are calls for stricter checks on the mainline, with a new border post being proposed close to Checkpoint Barley at the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">new Suffolk-Norfolk border wall</a>.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite said: "Suffolk is being crippled by a tidal wave of illegal immigration from Norfolk. These people not only take our jobs and our homes, but they look bloody strange, too."\r\n\r\nBut civil rights campaigners called our investigation into question. A spokesman for Civil Rights Suffolk said: "These poor people are fleeing poverty and conflict in Norfolk. They may look different and speak a strange language, but these are not reasons to deny them the chance of a new and better life in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<i>What do you think about the Norfolk migrant problem? Post your views on our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Suffolk by train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4836-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-06 08:17:05', '2016-10-06 08:17:05', '', 4836, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4836-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4843, 1, '2018-10-04 07:31:08', '2018-10-04 07:31:08', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a><i>Proof: Yet more troll-like Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train</i></center>\n\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\n\nToday we publish exclusive footage that proves thousands of illegal Norfolk migrants are sneaking into Suffolk by breaking into trains as they roll across the border.</strong>\n\nAuthorities have long suspected that the rail route through East Anglia is being used by strange-looking Norfolk peasants desperate to reach a new life in Suffolk.\n\nBut they have never been caught on film using the Greater Anglia route... until now.\n\n\n\nSuffolk UKIP member Major Hugh Posslethwaite lay in wait outside Stowmarket for the 9.42 from Norwich to London to pass and filmed the amazing footage we have published at the top of this page.\n\nThe astonishing clip shows up to 100 Norfolk migrants on the train beaming with delight as they see the lush and bountiful Suffolk countryside for the first time.\n\nEach of the foreigners has long, straggly hair, huge wide eyes and -- contrary to popular belief -- only four fingers instead of six.\n\nMajor Posslethwaite followed the line and watched as the migrants then disembarked at either Stowmarket or Ipswich before scuttling away to claim free benefits and housing in Suffolk.\n\n[AdSense-B]\nNow there are calls for stricter checks on the mainline, with a new border post being proposed close to Checkpoint Barley at the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">new Suffolk-Norfolk border wall</a>.\n\nMajor Posslethwaite said: "Suffolk is being crippled by a tidal wave of illegal immigration from Norfolk. These people not only take our jobs and our homes, but they <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/norfolk-residents-gripped-by-fear-over-villages-fate/">look bloody strange, too.</a>"\n\nBut civil rights campaigners called our investigation into question. Lorraine Fisher, 34, of Civil Rights Suffolk said: "These poor people are fleeing poverty and conflict in Norfolk. They may look different and speak a strange language, but these are not reasons to deny them the chance of a new and better life in Suffolk."', 'Revealed: yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Suffolk by train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4836-autosave-v1', '', '', '2018-10-04 07:31:08', '2018-10-04 07:31:08', '', 4836, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4836-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4844, 1, '2016-10-06 08:27:42', '2016-10-06 08:27:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a><i>Proof: Yet more troll-like Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nToday we publish exclusive footage that proves thousands of illegal Norfolk migrants are sneaking into Suffolk by breaking into trains as they roll across the border.</b>\r\n\r\nAuthorities have long suspected that the rail route through East Anglia is being used by strange-looking Norfolk peasants desperate to reach a new life in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut they have never been caught on film using the Greater Anglia route... until now.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk UKIP member Major Hugh Posslethwaite lay in wait outside Stowmarket for the 9.42 from Norwich to London to pass, and filmed the amazing footage we have published at the top of this page.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing clip shows up to 100 Norfolk migrants on the train beaming with delight as they see the lush and bountiful Suffolk countryside for the first time.\r\n\r\nEach of the foreigners has long, straggly hair, huge wide eyes and -- contrary to popular belief -- only four fingers instead of six.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite followed the line and watched as the migrants then disembarked at either Stowmarket or Ipswich before scuttling away to claim free benefits and housing in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<b>Checkpoint Barley</b>\r\n\r\nNow there are calls for stricter checks on the mainline, with a new border post being proposed close to Checkpoint Barley at the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">new Suffolk-Norfolk border wall</a>.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite said: "Suffolk is being crippled by a tidal wave of illegal immigration from Norfolk. These people not only take our jobs and our homes, but they look bloody strange, too."\r\n\r\nBut civil rights campaigners called our investigation into question. A spokesman for Civil Rights Suffolk said: "These poor people are fleeing poverty and conflict in Norfolk. They may look different and speak a strange language, but these are not reasons to deny them the chance of a new and better life in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<i>What do you think about the Norfolk migrant problem? Post your views on our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Suffolk by train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4836-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-06 08:27:42', '2016-10-06 08:27:42', '', 4836, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4836-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4845, 1, '2016-10-06 08:31:28', '2016-10-06 08:31:28', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a><i>Proof: Yet more troll-like Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nToday we publish exclusive footage that proves thousands of illegal Norfolk migrants are sneaking into Suffolk by breaking into trains as they roll across the border.</b>\r\n\r\nAuthorities have long suspected that the rail route through East Anglia is being used by strange-looking Norfolk peasants desperate to reach a new life in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut they have never been caught on film using the Greater Anglia route... until now.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk UKIP member Major Hugh Posslethwaite lay in wait outside Stowmarket for the 9.42 from Norwich to London to pass, and filmed the amazing footage we have published at the top of this page.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing clip shows up to 100 Norfolk migrants on the train beaming with delight as they see the lush and bountiful Suffolk countryside for the first time.\r\n\r\nEach of the foreigners has long, straggly hair, huge wide eyes and -- contrary to popular belief -- only four fingers instead of six.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite followed the line and watched as the migrants then disembarked at either Stowmarket or Ipswich before scuttling away to claim free benefits and housing in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<b>Checkpoint Barley</b>\r\n\r\nNow there are calls for stricter checks on the mainline, with a new border post being proposed close to Checkpoint Barley at the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">new Suffolk-Norfolk border wall</a>.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite said: "Suffolk is being crippled by a tidal wave of illegal immigration from Norfolk. These people not only take our jobs and our homes, but they look bloody strange, too."\r\n\r\nBut civil rights campaigners called our investigation into question. A spokesman for Civil Rights Suffolk said: "These poor people are fleeing poverty and conflict in Norfolk. They may look different and speak a strange language, but these are not reasons to deny them the chance of a new and better life in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<i>What do you think about the Norfolk migrant problem? Post your views on our popular <a href="http://<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fsuffolkgazette%2Fposts%2F770866923055878&width=500" width="500" height="527" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a></i>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Suffolk by train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4836-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-06 08:31:28', '2016-10-06 08:31:28', '', 4836, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4836-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4847, 1, '2016-10-06 08:36:44', '2016-10-06 08:36:44', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a><i>Proof: Yet more troll-like Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nToday we publish exclusive footage that proves thousands of illegal Norfolk migrants are sneaking into Suffolk by breaking into trains as they roll across the border.</b>\r\n\r\nAuthorities have long suspected that the rail route through East Anglia is being used by strange-looking Norfolk peasants desperate to reach a new life in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut they have never been caught on film using the Greater Anglia route... until now.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk UKIP member Major Hugh Posslethwaite lay in wait outside Stowmarket for the 9.42 from Norwich to London to pass, and filmed the amazing footage we have published at the top of this page.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing clip shows up to 100 Norfolk migrants on the train beaming with delight as they see the lush and bountiful Suffolk countryside for the first time.\r\n\r\nEach of the foreigners has long, straggly hair, huge wide eyes and -- contrary to popular belief -- only four fingers instead of six.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite followed the line and watched as the migrants then disembarked at either Stowmarket or Ipswich before scuttling away to claim free benefits and housing in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<b>Checkpoint Barley</b>\r\n\r\nNow there are calls for stricter checks on the mainline, with a new border post being proposed close to Checkpoint Barley at the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">new Suffolk-Norfolk border wall</a>.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite said: "Suffolk is being crippled by a tidal wave of illegal immigration from Norfolk. These people not only take our jobs and our homes, but they look bloody strange, too."\r\n\r\nBut civil rights campaigners called our investigation into question. A spokesman for Civil Rights Suffolk said: "These poor people are fleeing poverty and conflict in Norfolk. They may look different and speak a strange language, but these are not reasons to deny them the chance of a new and better life in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<i>What do you think about the Norfolk migrant problem? Post your views on our popular Suffolk Gazette Facebook page.</i>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Suffolk by train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4836-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-06 08:36:44', '2016-10-06 08:36:44', '', 4836, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4836-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4848, 1, '2016-10-06 08:59:48', '2016-10-06 08:59:48', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/norwich-train.gif" alt="norwich train" width="500" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4837" /></a><i>Proof: Yet more troll-like Norfolk migrants arrive in Ipswich by train</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nToday we publish exclusive footage that proves thousands of illegal Norfolk migrants are sneaking into Suffolk by breaking into trains as they roll across the border.</b>\r\n\r\nAuthorities have long suspected that the rail route through East Anglia is being used by strange-looking Norfolk peasants desperate to reach a new life in Suffolk.\r\n\r\nBut they have never been caught on film using the Greater Anglia route... until now.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nSuffolk UKIP member Major Hugh Posslethwaite lay in wait outside Stowmarket for the 9.42 from Norwich to London to pass, and filmed the amazing footage we have published at the top of this page.\r\n\r\nThe astonishing clip shows up to 100 Norfolk migrants on the train beaming with delight as they see the lush and bountiful Suffolk countryside for the first time.\r\n\r\nEach of the foreigners has long, straggly hair, huge wide eyes and -- contrary to popular belief -- only four fingers instead of six.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite followed the line and watched as the migrants then disembarked at either Stowmarket or Ipswich before scuttling away to claim free benefits and housing in Suffolk.\r\n\r\n<b>Checkpoint Barley</b>\r\n\r\nNow there are calls for stricter checks on the mainline, with a new border post being proposed close to Checkpoint Barley at the <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-border-wall/">new Suffolk-Norfolk border wall</a>.\r\n\r\nMajor Posslethwaite said: "Suffolk is being crippled by a tidal wave of illegal immigration from Norfolk. These people not only take our jobs and our homes, but they look bloody strange, too."\r\n\r\nBut civil rights campaigners called our investigation into question. A spokesman for Civil Rights Suffolk said: "These poor people are fleeing poverty and conflict in Norfolk. They may look different and speak a strange language, but these are not reasons to deny them the chance of a new and better life in Suffolk."\r\n\r\n<i>What do you think about the Norfolk migrant problem? Post your views on our popular <a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette">Suffolk Gazette Facebook page</a>.</i>.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Revealed: yet more Norfolk migrants arrive in Suffolk by train', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4836-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-06 08:59:48', '2016-10-06 08:59:48', '', 4836, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4836-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4851, 0, '2016-10-06 18:25:28', '2016-10-06 18:25:28', 'Did you see this from Peter Aldous (Waveney MP) recent newsletter? There is a nice picture too that came with the newsletter, but which doesn\'t seem to have copied over. I thought it might inspire you! Best wishes. Patricia\r\n\r\nTiffin Cup 2016\r\nCongratulations to the Bombay restaurant in Beccles who received a "Highly Commended" award in the Tiffin Cup. \r\n\r\nThe Tiffin Cup is an annual competition awarded by a cross-party group of Members of Parliament called the Tiffin Club. The aim of the competition is to celebrate the quality and diversity of South Asian food in Britain and at the same time raise money for the charity World Vision.\r\n\r\n Congratulating the Bombay restaurant in Beccles on their Tiffin Cup award,\r\nCongratulating the Bombay restaurant in Beccles on their Tiffin Cup award.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Patricia Brander\nAUTHOR EMAIL: patriciabrander@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 162.158.135.183\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Patricia Brander\n    [2_Email] =&gt; patriciabrander@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Did you see this from Peter Aldous (Waveney MP) recent newsletter? There is a nice picture too that came with the newsletter, but which doesn\'t seem to have copied over. I thought it might inspire you! Best wishes. Patricia\r\n\r\nTiffin Cup 2016\r\nCongratulations to the Bombay restaurant in Beccles who received a "Highly Commended" award in the Tiffin Cup. \r\n\r\nThe Tiffin Cup is an annual competition awarded by a cross-party group of Members of Parliament called the Tiffin Club. The aim of the competition is to celebrate the quality and diversity of South Asian food in Britain and at the same time raise money for the charity World Vision.\r\n\r\n Congratulating the Bombay restaurant in Beccles on their Tiffin Cup award,\r\nCongratulating the Bombay restaurant in Beccles on their Tiffin Cup award.\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; c9c1a3ea5f958cb02aa6913a06dc6a37\n)\n', 'Patricia Brander - 2016-10-06 18:25:28', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'c9c1a3ea5f958cb02aa6913a06dc6a37', '', '', '2016-10-06 18:25:28', '2016-10-06 18:25:28', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4851', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4853, 1, '2016-10-07 09:02:08', '2016-10-07 09:02:08', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tim-peake-expenses.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tim-peake-expenses.jpg" alt="Major Tim Peake expenses raise eyebrows" width="600" height="451" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4854" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>British astronaut Major Tim Peake has been asked to resubmit his space mission expenses after claiming more than £17 million for mileage.</strong>\r\n\r\nA document seen by the Suffolk Gazette shows Major Peake clocked up 70,985,445 miles during his historic trip on the International Space Station this year.\r\n\r\nAnd, in line with European Space Agency policy, he tried to claim 25p for every mile he covered for work - amounting to a whopping £17,746,361.25p.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut bosses gave Major Peake, 44, the bad news that mileage from his six-month space trip was not allowable, and have told him to resubmit the expense form with only mileage to the launch pad from his hotel - amounting to just £4.50.\r\n\r\nMajor Peake, who flew over Suffolk several times during his 2,720 orbits of earth, has accepted his expenses rejection in good spirit, and is said to be looking forward to receiving the smaller amount.\r\n\r\nAn insider at the European Space Agency said: "There was a bit of a mix-up. Tim assumed he could claim work-related mileage while onboard the space station, although he expected to take a few miles off for the period he was doing his space walk.\r\n\r\n"Our accountants sent his expenses claim back and the matter has been resolved amicably."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA pal of Major Peake said: "Everyone finds doing expenses is a pain in the backside, and Tim is no different.\r\n\r\n"He was surprised that he thought he could claim nearly £18 million, the slightly disappointed when he found out it was only £4.50."\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, an old woman has become the first person to <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/woman-suffolk-bus/">circumnavigate Suffolk by bus</a>.\r\n\r\n* * * * * *\r\n\r\n[wysija_form id="1"]\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/" onclick="trackOutboundLink(\'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/\'); return false;">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]</h2>\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>\r\n', 'Tim Peake claims £17 million mileage expenses', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'tim-peake-expenses', '', '', '2018-03-20 17:03:35', '2018-03-20 17:03:35', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4853', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4855, 1, '2016-10-07 09:00:18', '2016-10-07 09:00:18', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tim-peake-expenses.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tim-peake-expenses.jpg" alt="Major Tim Peake expenses raise eyebrows" width="600" height="451" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4854" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nBritish astronaut Major Tim Peake has been asked to resubmit his space mission expenses after claiming more than £17 million for mileage.</b>\r\n\r\nA document seen by the Suffolk Gazette shows Major Peake clocked up 70,985,445 miles during his historic trip on the International Space Station this year.\r\n\r\nAnd, in line with European Space Agency policy, he tried to claim 25p for every mile he covered for work - amounting to a whopping £17,746,361.25p.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut bosses gave Major Peake, 44, the bad news that mileage from his six-month space trip was not allowable, and have told him to resubmit the form with only mileage to the launch pad from his hotel - amounting to just £4.50.\r\n\r\nMajor Peake, who flew over Suffolk several times during his 2,720 orbits of earth, has accepted his expenses rejection in good spirit, and is said to be looking forward to receiving the smaller amount.\r\n\r\nAn insider at the European Space Agency said: "There was a bit of a mix-up. Tim assumed he could claim work-related mileage while onboard the space station, although he expected to take a few miles off for the period he was doing his space walk.\r\n\r\n"Our accountants sent his expenses claim back and the matter has been resolved amicable."\r\n\r\nA pal of Major Peake said: "Everyone finds doing expenses is a pain in the backside, and Tim is no different."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tim Peake claims £17 million mileage expenses', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4853-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-07 09:00:18', '2016-10-07 09:00:18', '', 4853, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4853-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4856, 1, '2016-10-07 09:07:25', '2016-10-07 09:07:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tim-peake-expenses.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tim-peake-expenses.jpg" alt="Major Tim Peake expenses raise eyebrows" width="600" height="451" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4854" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nBritish astronaut Major Tim Peake has been asked to resubmit his space mission expenses after claiming more than £17 million for mileage.</b>\r\n\r\nA document seen by the Suffolk Gazette shows Major Peake clocked up 70,985,445 miles during his historic trip on the International Space Station this year.\r\n\r\nAnd, in line with European Space Agency policy, he tried to claim 25p for every mile he covered for work - amounting to a whopping £17,746,361.25p.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut bosses gave Major Peake, 44, the bad news that mileage from his six-month space trip was not allowable, and have told him to resubmit the form with only mileage to the launch pad from his hotel - amounting to just £4.50.\r\n\r\nMajor Peake, who flew over Suffolk several times during his 2,720 orbits of earth, has accepted his expenses rejection in good spirit, and is said to be looking forward to receiving the smaller amount.\r\n\r\nAn insider at the European Space Agency said: "There was a bit of a mix-up. Tim assumed he could claim work-related mileage while onboard the space station, although he expected to take a few miles off for the period he was doing his space walk.\r\n\r\n"Our accountants sent his expenses claim back and the matter has been resolved amicably."\r\n\r\nA pal of Major Peake said: "Everyone finds doing expenses is a pain in the backside, and Tim is no different."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Tim Peake claims £17 million mileage expenses', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4853-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-07 09:07:25', '2016-10-07 09:07:25', '', 4853, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4853-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4862, 1, '2016-10-11 08:48:30', '2016-10-11 08:48:30', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-clown-attack.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-clown-attack.jpg" alt="Ed Balls clown attack in Norwich" width="613" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4863" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe "killer" clown craze sweeping Britain plunged to new depths when a woman was attacked in Norwich in broad daylight yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nDawn Smith was out shopping in Norwich market when a man dressed as well-known clown Ed Balls jumped out of nowhere, grabbed her around the neck from behind and dragged her to the floor.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOur exclusive photo, snapped by shocked passing shopper Bubba Spuckler, from Dereham in Norfolk, shows the horrific attack in progress and has now been passed to Norfolk Police.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "This clown craze has gone too far. It started as a joke but it really is quite sinister when a clown appearing to be Ed Balls attacks a woman in the city centre.\r\n\r\n"We are sure it is not Mr Balls, however - he has not been seen in Norwich for months, even though he is chairman of Norwich City FC."\r\n\r\nBut investigations by this newspaper indicate the Ed Balls clown could, in fact, have been Ed Balls after all. Our man doorstepped the Strictly Come Dancing studios and tracked down Mr Balls, who is "starring" in the show... and found him wearing the same evil green and yellow clown costume.\r\n\r\nHe insisted: "I did not drag down that woman. The only thing I have dragged down is the British economy and Norwich City FC."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Killer\' clown craze hits Norwich as woman attacked', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'clown-craze-norwich', '', '', '2016-10-12 08:08:19', '2016-10-12 08:08:19', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4862', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4864, 1, '2016-10-11 08:41:27', '2016-10-11 08:41:27', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-clown-attack.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-clown-attack.jpg" alt="Ed Balls clown attack in Norwich" width="613" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4863" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe "killer" clown craze sweeping Britain plunged to new depths when a woman was attacked in Norwich in broad daylight yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nDawn Smith was out shopping in Norwich market when a man dressed as well-known clown Ed Balls jumped out of nowhere, grabbed her from behind and dragged her to the floor.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOur exclusive photo, snapped by shocked passing shopper Bubba Spuckler, from Dereham in Norfolk, shows the horrific attack in progress and has now been passed to Norfolk Police.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "This clown craze has gone too far. It started as a joke but it really is quite sinister when a clown appearing to be Ed Balls attacks a woman in the city centre.\r\n\r\n"We are sure it is not Mr Balls, however - he has not been seen in Norwich for months, even though he is chairman of Norwich City FC."\r\n\r\nBut investigations by this newspaper indicate the Ed Balls clown could, in fact, have been Ed Balls after all. Our man doorstepped the Strictly Come Dancing studios and tracked down Mr Balls, who is "starring" in the show... and found him wearing the same evil green and yellow clown costume.\r\n\r\nHe insisted: "I did not drag down that woman. The only thing I have dragged down is the British economy, and Norwich City FC."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Killer\' clown craze hits Norwich as woman attacked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4862-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-11 08:41:27', '2016-10-11 08:41:27', '', 4862, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4862-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4865, 1, '2016-10-11 08:47:34', '2016-10-11 08:47:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-clown-attack.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-clown-attack.jpg" alt="Ed Balls clown attack in Norwich" width="613" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4863" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe "killer" clown craze sweeping Britain plunged to new depths when a woman was attacked in Norwich in broad daylight yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nDawn Smith was out shopping in Norwich market when a man dressed as well-known clown Ed Balls jumped out of nowhere, grabbed her around the neck from behind and dragged her to the floor.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOur exclusive photo, snapped by shocked passing shopper Bubba Spuckler, from Dereham in Norfolk, shows the horrific attack in progress and has now been passed to Norfolk Police.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "This clown craze has gone too far. It started as a joke but it really is quite sinister when a clown appearing to be Ed Balls attacks a woman in the city centre.\r\n\r\n"We are sure it is not Mr Balls, however - he has not been seen in Norwich for months, even though he is chairman of Norwich City FC."\r\n\r\nBut investigations by this newspaper indicate the Ed Balls clown could, in fact, have been Ed Balls after all. Our man doorstepped the Strictly Come Dancing studios and tracked down Mr Balls, who is "starring" in the show... and found him wearing the same evil green and yellow clown costume.\r\n\r\nHe insisted: "I did not drag down that woman. The only thing I have dragged down is the British economy, and Norwich City FC."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Killer\' clown craze hits Norwich as woman attacked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4862-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-11 08:47:34', '2016-10-11 08:47:34', '', 4862, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4862-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4866, 1, '2016-10-11 08:48:30', '2016-10-11 08:48:30', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-clown-attack.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-balls-clown-attack.jpg" alt="Ed Balls clown attack in Norwich" width="613" height="469" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4863" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nThe "killer" clown craze sweeping Britain plunged to new depths when a woman was attacked in Norwich in broad daylight yesterday.</b>\r\n\r\nDawn Smith was out shopping in Norwich market when a man dressed as well-known clown Ed Balls jumped out of nowhere, grabbed her around the neck from behind and dragged her to the floor.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOur exclusive photo, snapped by shocked passing shopper Bubba Spuckler, from Dereham in Norfolk, shows the horrific attack in progress and has now been passed to Norfolk Police.\r\n\r\nA spokesman said: "This clown craze has gone too far. It started as a joke but it really is quite sinister when a clown appearing to be Ed Balls attacks a woman in the city centre.\r\n\r\n"We are sure it is not Mr Balls, however - he has not been seen in Norwich for months, even though he is chairman of Norwich City FC."\r\n\r\nBut investigations by this newspaper indicate the Ed Balls clown could, in fact, have been Ed Balls after all. Our man doorstepped the Strictly Come Dancing studios and tracked down Mr Balls, who is "starring" in the show... and found him wearing the same evil green and yellow clown costume.\r\n\r\nHe insisted: "I did not drag down that woman. The only thing I have dragged down is the British economy and Norwich City FC."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', '\'Killer\' clown craze hits Norwich as woman attacked', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4862-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-11 08:48:30', '2016-10-11 08:48:30', '', 4862, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4862-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4867, 1, '2016-10-11 15:44:38', '2016-10-11 15:44:38', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nDetectives today launched a double murder hunt after the badly-beaten bodies of two Leprechauns were found beneath a double rainbow in a Suffolk field.</b>\r\n\r\nPolice fear gang warfare has broken out among the Leprechaun community, which is out gold-hunting during the current outbreak of rare autumnal double rainbows.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nLeprechologists claim the unique conditions, with rainbows breaking out in record numbers, have brought an unprecedented influx of the red-bearded dwarfs, legendary for their miserly habit of hoarding gold.\r\n\r\nBut experts warn that the close proximity of too many Leprechauns can often lead to tribal-related violence as the current high price of gold proves too tempting. There is evidence, they say, that a ruthless underground criminal network, known as Our Kidda, has surfaced in Suffolk recent weeks.\r\n\r\nThe bodies of two unnamed Leprechauns were discovered under a double rainbow near Framlingham yesterday. The pair had earlier been photographed by a tourist as they hunted the pot of gold just hours before their deaths.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leprechauns-killed-e1476199954394.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leprechauns-killed-e1476199954394.jpg" alt="leprechauns" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4868" /></a><i>In happier times: the two dead Leprechauns hunting for gold just hours before being beaten to death</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nProf Seamus O’Charlatan, dean of Faculty the Special People Studies at the Polytechnic University of Stradbroke, said: “There is a mythology that Leprechauns are cheerful and smiley people – in fact because they continuously live in the rain they are miserable and angry misers at the best of times.\r\n\r\n“Today\'s deaths represent the latest episode in a disturbing upsurge in inter-clan violence. With all these double rainbows about in Suffolk I can anticipate there will be rampant greed and increasing savagery in the Leprechaun community. People in rural areas should be on the watch out and try to prevent outright gang wars breaking out.”\r\n\r\nSuffolk police confirmed two men of diminished stature had been found dead in a field outside Brandeston.\r\n\r\nInspector Rod Knobkerry read a short statement but declined to take questions. He said: “We can confirm two male individuals have been found deceased and appear to have died from multiple blunt-force injuries consistent with repeatedly struck with sticks.\r\n\r\n“Two empty cauldron-like containers were also found at the scene.”\r\n\r\nThe two Leprechauns were found by shocked dog walker Danny Dennington. He told the Suffolk Gazette: “It was an unbelievable scene. It looked like an explosion in a cushion factory with bits of green cloth and clumps of red hair all over the place. It must have been quite a set to.”\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Leprechauns found dead in field, pot of gold missing', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'leprechauns-dead-gold-missing', '', '', '2016-10-12 08:40:07', '2016-10-12 08:40:07', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4867', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4869, 1, '2016-10-11 15:42:07', '2016-10-11 15:42:07', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nDetectives today launched a double murder hunt after the badly-beaten bodies of two Leprechauns were found beaneath a double rainbow in a Suffolk field.</b>\r\n\r\nPolice fear gang warfare has broken out among the Leprechaun community, which is out gold-hunting during the current outbreak of rare autumnal double rainbows.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nLeprechologists claim the unique conditions, with rainbows breaking out in record numbers, have brought an unprecedented influx of the red-bearded dwarfs, legendary for their miserly habit of hoarding gold.\r\n\r\nBut experts warn that the close proximity of too many Leprechauns can often lead to tribal-related violence as the current high price of gold proves too tempting. There is evidence, they say, that a ruthless underground criminal network, known as Our Kidda, has surfaced in Suffolk recent weeks.\r\n\r\nThe bodies of two unnamed Leprechauns were discovered under a double rainbow near Framlingham yesterday. The pair had earlier been photographed by a tourist as they hunted the pot of gold just hours before their deaths.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leprechauns-killed-e1476199954394.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leprechauns-killed-e1476199954394.jpg" alt="leprechauns" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4868" /></a><i>In happier times: the two dead Leprechauns hunting for gold just hours before being beaten to death</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nProf Seamus O’Charlatan, dean of Faculty the Special People Studies at the Polytechnic University of Stradbroke, said: “There is a mythology that Leprechauns are cheerful and smiley people – in fact because they continuously live in the rain they are miserable and angry misers at the best of times.\r\n\r\n“Today\'s deaths represent the latest episode in a disturbing upsurge in inter-clan violence. With all these double rainbows about in Suffolk I can anticipate there will be rampant greed and increasing savagery in the Leprechaun community. People in rural areas should be on the watchout and try to prevent outright gang wars breaking out.”\r\n\r\nSuffolk police confirmed two men of diminished stature had been found dead in a field outside Brandeston.\r\n\r\nInspector Rod Knobkerry read a short statement but declined to take questions. He said: “We can confirm two male individuals have been found deceased and appear to have died from multiple blunt-force injuries consistent with repeatedly struck with sticks.\r\n\r\n“Two empty cauldron-like containers were also found at the scene.”\r\n\r\nThe two Leprechauns were found by shocked dog walker Danny Dennington. He told the Suffolk Gazette: “It was an unbelievable scene. It looked like an explosion in a cushion factory with bits of green cloth and clumps of red hair all over the place. It must have been quite a set to.”\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Leprechauns found dead in field, pot of gold missing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4867-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-11 15:42:07', '2016-10-11 15:42:07', '', 4867, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4867-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4870, 1, '2016-10-11 15:44:16', '2016-10-11 15:44:16', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nDetectives today launched a double murder hunt after the badly-beaten bodies of two Leprechauns were found beneath a double rainbow in a Suffolk field.</b>\r\n\r\nPolice fear gang warfare has broken out among the Leprechaun community, which is out gold-hunting during the current outbreak of rare autumnal double rainbows.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nLeprechologists claim the unique conditions, with rainbows breaking out in record numbers, have brought an unprecedented influx of the red-bearded dwarfs, legendary for their miserly habit of hoarding gold.\r\n\r\nBut experts warn that the close proximity of too many Leprechauns can often lead to tribal-related violence as the current high price of gold proves too tempting. There is evidence, they say, that a ruthless underground criminal network, known as Our Kidda, has surfaced in Suffolk recent weeks.\r\n\r\nThe bodies of two unnamed Leprechauns were discovered under a double rainbow near Framlingham yesterday. The pair had earlier been photographed by a tourist as they hunted the pot of gold just hours before their deaths.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leprechauns-killed-e1476199954394.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leprechauns-killed-e1476199954394.jpg" alt="leprechauns" width="900" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4868" /></a><i>In happier times: the two dead Leprechauns hunting for gold just hours before being beaten to death</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nProf Seamus O’Charlatan, dean of Faculty the Special People Studies at the Polytechnic University of Stradbroke, said: “There is a mythology that Leprechauns are cheerful and smiley people – in fact because they continuously live in the rain they are miserable and angry misers at the best of times.\r\n\r\n“Today\'s deaths represent the latest episode in a disturbing upsurge in inter-clan violence. With all these double rainbows about in Suffolk I can anticipate there will be rampant greed and increasing savagery in the Leprechaun community. People in rural areas should be on the watch out and try to prevent outright gang wars breaking out.”\r\n\r\nSuffolk police confirmed two men of diminished stature had been found dead in a field outside Brandeston.\r\n\r\nInspector Rod Knobkerry read a short statement but declined to take questions. He said: “We can confirm two male individuals have been found deceased and appear to have died from multiple blunt-force injuries consistent with repeatedly struck with sticks.\r\n\r\n“Two empty cauldron-like containers were also found at the scene.”\r\n\r\nThe two Leprechauns were found by shocked dog walker Danny Dennington. He told the Suffolk Gazette: “It was an unbelievable scene. It looked like an explosion in a cushion factory with bits of green cloth and clumps of red hair all over the place. It must have been quite a set to.”\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Leprechauns found dead in field, pot of gold missing', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4867-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-11 15:44:16', '2016-10-11 15:44:16', '', 4867, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4867-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4871, 1, '2016-10-12 08:39:35', '2016-10-12 08:39:35', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nRoad safety campaigners have raised serious concerns over plans to test driverless tractors in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe vehicles are already being used in fields on selected farms in the county - but now farmers want to take them out on the road.</b>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nCampaigners say the thought of sending a computer-controlled 20-ton tractor down winding Suffolk lanes and B-roads without a driver will cause chaos, and someone will be killed.\r\n\r\nThey say driverless cars are still years away from being allowed on public highways, so using driverless tractors now would be "madness".\r\n\r\nBut the tractor manufacturers insist their driverless units are "perfectly safe", and will save landowners millions of pounds a year in driver wages.\r\n\r\n"And that means the food on our plate will be cheaper," said Mr John Dear of Look No Hands Tractors Ltd., which is based near Framlingham. "We have tested the units extensively in our yard, and aside from one or two minor bumps and scrapes, there have been no major problems."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/driverless-tractors-e1476261128796.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/driverless-tractors-e1476261128796.jpg" alt="One of the driverless tractors in action in Suffolk" width="800" height="682" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4872" /></a><i>One of the driverless tractors in action in Peasenhall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe company is now applying to Suffolk County Council for permission to use the driverless tractors on the roads, meaning they can travel between fields, and also transport trailer loads of vegetables or grain back to the farms.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the council said the issue would be discussed at the next Highways committee, but he did not foresee any objections. Local police have also been informed of the plans.\r\n\r\nThe campaigning group Road Users Concern is alarmed, however. A spokesman said: "What measures are in place to prevent computer glitches in the tractors causing a terrible accident?\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing having a small driverless electric car go wrong, but imagine a huge tractor not realising you have stopped at a red light and ploughing into the back of you?\r\n\r\n"It\'s only a matter of time before someone is killed."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Driverless tractors road safety fears', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'driverless-tractors-safety-fears', '', '', '2016-10-13 08:06:01', '2016-10-13 08:06:01', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4871', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4873, 1, '2016-10-12 08:33:28', '2016-10-12 08:33:28', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nRoad safety campaigners have raised serious concerns over plans to test driverless tractors in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe vehicles are already being used in the fields on selected farms in the county - but now farmers want to use them out on the road.</b>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nCampaigners say the thought of sending a computer-controlled 20-ton tractor down winding Suffolk lanes and B-roads without a driver will cause chaos, and someone will be killed.\r\n\r\nThey say driverless cars are still years away from being allowed on public highways, so using driverless tractors now would be "madness".\r\n\r\nBut the tractor manufacturers insist their driverless units are "perfectly safe", and will save landowners millions of pounds a year of driver wages.\r\n\r\n"And that means the food on our plate will be cheaper," said Mr John Dear of Look No Hands Tractors Ltd. which is based near Framlingham. "We have extensively tested the units in our yard, and aside from one or two minor bumps and scrapes, there have been no major problems."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/driverless-tractors-e1476261128796.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/driverless-tractors-e1476261128796.jpg" alt="One of the driverless tractors in action in Suffolk" width="800" height="682" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4872" /></a><i>One of the driverless tractors in action in Peasenhall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe company is no applying to Suffolk County Council for permission to use the driverless tractors on the roads, meaning they can travel between fields, and also transport trailer loads of vegetables or grain back to the farms.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the council said the issue would be discussed at the next Highways committee, but he did not foresee any objections. Local police have also been informed of the plans.\r\n\r\nThe campaigning group Road Users Concern is alarmed, however. A spokesman said: "What measures are in place to prevent computer glitches in the tractors causing a terrible accident?\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing having a small driverless electric car go wrong, but imagine a huge tractor not realising you have stopped at a red light and ploughing into the back of you?\r\n\r\n"It\'s only a matter of time before someone is killed."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Driverless tractors road safety fears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4871-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-12 08:33:28', '2016-10-12 08:33:28', '', 4871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4874, 1, '2016-10-12 08:39:06', '2016-10-12 08:39:06', '<b>By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)\r\n\r\nRoad safety campaigners have raised serious concerns over plans to test driverless tractors in Suffolk.</b>\r\n\r\nThe vehicles are already being used in fields on selected farms in the county - but now farmers want to take them out on the road.</b>\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nCampaigners say the thought of sending a computer-controlled 20-ton tractor down winding Suffolk lanes and B-roads without a driver will cause chaos, and someone will be killed.\r\n\r\nThey say driverless cars are still years away from being allowed on public highways, so using driverless tractors now would be "madness".\r\n\r\nBut the tractor manufacturers insist their driverless units are "perfectly safe", and will save landowners millions of pounds a year in driver wages.\r\n\r\n"And that means the food on our plate will be cheaper," said Mr John Dear of Look No Hands Tractors Ltd., which is based near Framlingham. "We have tested the units extensively in our yard, and aside from one or two minor bumps and scrapes, there have been no major problems."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/driverless-tractors-e1476261128796.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/driverless-tractors-e1476261128796.jpg" alt="One of the driverless tractors in action in Suffolk" width="800" height="682" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4872" /></a><i>One of the driverless tractors in action in Peasenhall</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe company is now applying to Suffolk County Council for permission to use the driverless tractors on the roads, meaning they can travel between fields, and also transport trailer loads of vegetables or grain back to the farms.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for the council said the issue would be discussed at the next Highways committee, but he did not foresee any objections. Local police have also been informed of the plans.\r\n\r\nThe campaigning group Road Users Concern is alarmed, however. A spokesman said: "What measures are in place to prevent computer glitches in the tractors causing a terrible accident?\r\n\r\n"It\'s one thing having a small driverless electric car go wrong, but imagine a huge tractor not realising you have stopped at a red light and ploughing into the back of you?\r\n\r\n"It\'s only a matter of time before someone is killed."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Driverless tractors road safety fears', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4871-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-12 08:39:06', '2016-10-12 08:39:06', '', 4871, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4871-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4878, 1, '2016-10-13 08:05:22', '2016-10-13 08:05:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/marmite-lovers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/marmite-lovers.jpg" alt="Marmite lovers" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4879" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nMillions of Marmite lovers admitted today they would never have voted to leave the EU if they\'d known their favourite spread was at risk.</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread panic across Britain as shoppers snapped up remaining stocks of the yeasty favourite, which has become the first victim of the Brexit vote.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nUnilever is locked in a row with Tesco for trying to increase wholesale prices following uncertainty in the post-Brexit economy.\r\n\r\nBut Tesco bosses refused to back down and have now stopped buying Marmite and other Unilever brands like PG Tips and Surf washing powder.\r\n\r\nNow the truth has dawned on Marmite fans that they have ruined their breakfast by voting to leave the EU.\r\n\r\nFactory manager Terry Sprockett, of Mildenhall, Suffolk said: "Had I known that the real issues over the EU included getting my Marmite, I would never have voted to leave."\r\n\r\nAnd fellow leave voter Anne Dimbleby of Eye added: "The politicians let us down. Had Cameron, Osborne, Corbyn and the rest of them concentrated on the key Marmite issue we would still be very much part of Europe today."\r\n\r\nHowever, it emerged today that some people absolutely hate Marmite. Remain voter Celia Smythe of Ipswich said: "I am passionate about remaining in the EU, but would have voted Out had I known it would mean no more Marmite."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Brexit-voting Marmite lovers admit: we got it wrong', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'marmite-lovers', '', '', '2016-10-14 09:14:32', '2016-10-14 09:14:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4878', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4880, 1, '2016-10-13 07:59:54', '2016-10-13 07:59:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/marmite-lovers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/marmite-lovers.jpg" alt="Marmite lovers" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4879" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nMillions of Marmite lovers admitted today that had they realised their favourite spread was at risk, they would never have voted to leave the EU.</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread panic across Britain as shoppers snapped up remaining stocks of the yeasty favourite, which has become the first victim of the Brexit vote.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nMaker Unilever is locked in a row with Tesco after trying to increase wholesale prices following uncertainty in the post-Brexit economy.\r\n\r\nBut Tesco bosses refused to back down and have now stopped buying Marmite and other Unilever brands like PG Tips and Surf washing powder.\r\n\r\nNow the truth has dawned on Marmite fans that they have ruined their breakfast by voting to leave the EU.\r\n\r\nFactory manager Terry Sprockett, of Mildenhall, Suffolk said: "Had I known that the real issues over the EU included getting my Marmite, I would never have voted to leave."\r\n\r\nAnd fellow leave voter Anne Dimbleby of Eye added: "The politicians let us down. Had Cameron, Osborne, Corbyn and the rest of them concentrated on the key Marmite issue we would still be very much part of Europe today."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Brexit-voting Marmite lovers admit: we got it wrong', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4878-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-13 07:59:54', '2016-10-13 07:59:54', '', 4878, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4878-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4881, 1, '2016-10-13 08:03:56', '2016-10-13 08:03:56', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/marmite-lovers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/marmite-lovers.jpg" alt="Marmite lovers" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4879" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nMillions of Marmite lovers admitted today that had they realised their favourite spread was at risk, they would never have voted to leave the EU.</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread panic across Britain as shoppers snapped up remaining stocks of the yeasty favourite, which has become the first victim of the Brexit vote.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nUnilever is locked in a row with Tesco for trying to increase wholesale prices following uncertainty in the post-Brexit economy.\r\n\r\nBut Tesco bosses refused to back down and have now stopped buying Marmite and other Unilever brands like PG Tips and Surf washing powder.\r\n\r\nNow the truth has dawned on Marmite fans that they have ruined their breakfast by voting to leave the EU.\r\n\r\nFactory manager Terry Sprockett, of Mildenhall, Suffolk said: "Had I known that the real issues over the EU included getting my Marmite, I would never have voted to leave."\r\n\r\nAnd fellow leave voter Anne Dimbleby of Eye added: "The politicians let us down. Had Cameron, Osborne, Corbyn and the rest of them concentrated on the key Marmite issue we would still be very much part of Europe today."\r\n\r\nHowever, it emerged today that some people absolutely hate Marmite. Remain voter Celia Smythe of Ipswich said: "I am passionate about remaining in the EU, but would have voted Out had I known it would mean no more Marmite."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Brexit-voting Marmite lovers admit: we got it wrong', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4878-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-13 08:03:56', '2016-10-13 08:03:56', '', 4878, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4878-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4882, 1, '2016-10-13 08:08:16', '2016-10-13 08:08:16', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/marmite-lovers.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/marmite-lovers.jpg" alt="Marmite lovers" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4879" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent\r\n\r\nMillions of Marmite lovers admitted today they would never have voted to leave the EU if they\'d known their favourite spread was at risk.</b>\r\n\r\nThere was widespread panic across Britain as shoppers snapped up remaining stocks of the yeasty favourite, which has become the first victim of the Brexit vote.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nUnilever is locked in a row with Tesco for trying to increase wholesale prices following uncertainty in the post-Brexit economy.\r\n\r\nBut Tesco bosses refused to back down and have now stopped buying Marmite and other Unilever brands like PG Tips and Surf washing powder.\r\n\r\nNow the truth has dawned on Marmite fans that they have ruined their breakfast by voting to leave the EU.\r\n\r\nFactory manager Terry Sprockett, of Mildenhall, Suffolk said: "Had I known that the real issues over the EU included getting my Marmite, I would never have voted to leave."\r\n\r\nAnd fellow leave voter Anne Dimbleby of Eye added: "The politicians let us down. Had Cameron, Osborne, Corbyn and the rest of them concentrated on the key Marmite issue we would still be very much part of Europe today."\r\n\r\nHowever, it emerged today that some people absolutely hate Marmite. Remain voter Celia Smythe of Ipswich said: "I am passionate about remaining in the EU, but would have voted Out had I known it would mean no more Marmite."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Brexit-voting Marmite lovers admit: we got it wrong', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4878-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-13 08:08:16', '2016-10-13 08:08:16', '', 4878, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4878-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4883, 1, '2016-10-14 09:13:55', '2016-10-14 09:13:55', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nHikers seeking refreshment in rural Norfolk are being told to think twice before entering a country pub... in case something terrible happens.</b>\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating the disappearance of at least four walkers in recent weeks from remote parts of the county that will seem familiar to anyone who has seen the film <i>Deliverance</i>.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow they are issuing advice to tourists to be wary of seemingly charming old country inns that are probably run by murderers or - at the very least - psychopaths.\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Val Doonican, of Norfolk Police, said: "Think carefully before approaching one of these pubs. Are there other customers inside? Do they seem normal? Look for tell-tale signs like locked outhouses with whimpering noises within.\r\n\r\n"If someone is playing the banjo, move on at a brisk pace and don\'t look back. Should there be a log pile against the pub, look at the axe or chainsaw for signs of blood.\r\n\r\n"If you really do have to go in, don\'t enter alone, and always keep an eye on the landlord, who probably has a gun or a massive knife."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg" alt="Norfolk local character" width="800" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4885" /></a><i>Dodgy: Police urge caution when approaching rural pubs and speaking with locals like this man</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nChief Insp Doonican added that the missing hikers had each contacted home shortly before their disappearance indicating they were looking forward to trying out an isolated country pub.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\n"It might be a coincidence but we have to keep an open mind," he warned.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police warn hikers to think twice before visiting Norfolk pubs', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'norfolk-country-pub', '', '', '2017-06-26 11:30:56', '2017-06-26 11:30:56', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4883', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4886, 1, '2016-10-14 09:07:57', '2016-10-14 09:07:57', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nHikers seeking refreshment in rural Norfolk are being told to think twice before entering a country pub... in case something terrible happens.</b>\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating the disappearance of at least four walkers in recent weeks from remote parts of the county that will seem familiar to anyone who has seem the film <i>Deliverance</i>.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow they are issuing advice to tourists to be wary of seemingly-charming old country inns that are probably run by murderers or - at the very least - psycopaths.\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Val Doonican, of Norfolk Police, said: "Think carefully before approaching one of these pubs. Are there other customers inside? Do they seem normal? Look for tell-tale signs like locked outhouses with whimpering noises within.\r\n\r\n"If someone is playing the banjo, move on at a brisk pace and don\'t look back. Should there be a log pile against the pub, look at the axe or chainsaw for signs of blood.\r\n\r\n"If you really do have to go in, don\'t enter alone, and always keep an eye on the landlord, who probably has a gun or a massive knife."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg" alt="Norfolk local character" width="800" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4885" /></a><i>Dodgy: Police urge caution when approaching rural pubs and speaking with locals like this man</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nChief Insp Doonican added that the missing hikers had each contacted home shortly before their disappearance indicating they were looking forward to trying out an isolated country pub.\r\n\r\n"It might be a coincidence but we have to keep an open mind," he warned.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Hikers warned: think twice before visiting Norfolk pubs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4883-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-14 09:07:57', '2016-10-14 09:07:57', '', 4883, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4883-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4887, 1, '2016-10-14 09:10:35', '2016-10-14 09:10:35', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nHikers seeking refreshment in rural Norfolk are being told to think twice before entering a country pub... in case something terrible happens.</b>\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating the disappearance of at least four walkers in recent weeks from remote parts of the county that will seem familiar to anyone who has seem the film <i>Deliverance</i>.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow they are issuing advice to tourists to be wary of seemingly-charming old country inns that are probably run by murderers or - at the very least - psycopaths.\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Val Doonican, of Norfolk Police, said: "Think carefully before approaching one of these pubs. Are there other customers inside? Do they seem normal? Look for tell-tale signs like locked outhouses with whimpering noises within.\r\n\r\n"If someone is playing the banjo, move on at a brisk pace and don\'t look back. Should there be a log pile against the pub, look at the axe or chainsaw for signs of blood.\r\n\r\n"If you really do have to go in, don\'t enter alone, and always keep an eye on the landlord, who probably has a gun or a massive knife."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg" alt="Norfolk local character" width="800" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4885" /></a><i>Dodgy: Police urge caution when approaching rural pubs and speaking with locals like this man</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nChief Insp Doonican added that the missing hikers had each contacted home shortly before their disappearance indicating they were looking forward to trying out an isolated country pub.\r\n\r\n"It might be a coincidence but we have to keep an open mind," he warned.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police warn hikers to think twice before visiting Norfolk pubs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4883-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-14 09:10:35', '2016-10-14 09:10:35', '', 4883, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4883-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4888, 1, '2016-10-14 09:13:55', '2016-10-14 09:13:55', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nHikers seeking refreshment in rural Norfolk are being told to think twice before entering a country pub... in case something terrible happens.</b>\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating the disappearance of at least four walkers in recent weeks from remote parts of the county that will seem familiar to anyone who has seem the film <i>Deliverance</i>.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow they are issuing advice to tourists to be wary of seemingly charming old country inns that are probably run by murderers or - at the very least - psychopaths.\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Val Doonican, of Norfolk Police, said: "Think carefully before approaching one of these pubs. Are there other customers inside? Do they seem normal? Look for tell-tale signs like locked outhouses with whimpering noises within.\r\n\r\n"If someone is playing the banjo, move on at a brisk pace and don\'t look back. Should there be a log pile against the pub, look at the axe or chainsaw for signs of blood.\r\n\r\n"If you really do have to go in, don\'t enter alone, and always keep an eye on the landlord, who probably has a gun or a massive knife."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg" alt="Norfolk local character" width="800" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4885" /></a><i>Dodgy: Police urge caution when approaching rural pubs and speaking with locals like this man</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nChief Insp Doonican added that the missing hikers had each contacted home shortly before their disappearance indicating they were looking forward to trying out an isolated country pub.\r\n\r\n"It might be a coincidence but we have to keep an open mind," he warned.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police warn hikers to think twice before visiting Norfolk pubs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4883-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-14 09:13:55', '2016-10-14 09:13:55', '', 4883, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4883-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4889, 1, '2016-10-14 10:34:57', '2016-10-14 10:34:57', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nScottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon went apeshit* when the BBC news mixed her up with a hairy-arsed gorilla.</b>\r\n\r\nPresenters on BBC Breakfast were telling viewers that an interview with Ms Sturgeon was coming up - but showed footage of a gorilla instead.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nYou can see the clip here...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Tkdyok8eQWY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe gorilla was, in fact, Kumbuka who had escaped briefly from his enclosure at London Zoo yesterday.\r\n\r\n<i>* She did not go apeshit - that was a childish joke.</i>', 'BBC mistakes SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon for a gorilla', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'bbc-mistakes-snp-leader-nicola-sturgeon-gorilla', '', '', '2016-10-14 15:15:26', '2016-10-14 15:15:26', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4889', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4891, 1, '2016-10-14 10:34:57', '2016-10-14 10:34:57', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nScottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon went apeshit* when the BBC news mixed her up with a hairy-arsed gorilla.</b>\r\n\r\nPresenters on BBC Breakfast were telling viewers that an interview with Ms Sturgeon was coming up - but showed footage of a gorilla instead.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nYou can see the clip here...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Tkdyok8eQWY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe gorilla was, in fact, Kumbuka who had escaped briefly from his enclusure at London Zoo yesterday.\r\n\r\n<i>* She did not go apeshit - that was a childish joke.</i>', 'BBC mistakes SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon for a gorilla', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4889-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-14 10:34:57', '2016-10-14 10:34:57', '', 4889, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4889-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4892, 1, '2016-10-14 10:35:10', '2016-10-14 10:35:10', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nScottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon went apeshit* when the BBC news mixed her up with a hairy-arsed gorilla.</b>\r\n\r\nPresenters on BBC Breakfast were telling viewers that an interview with Ms Sturgeon was coming up - but showed footage of a gorilla instead.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nYou can see the clip here...\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Tkdyok8eQWY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe gorilla was, in fact, Kumbuka who had escaped briefly from his enclosure at London Zoo yesterday.\r\n\r\n<i>* She did not go apeshit - that was a childish joke.</i>', 'BBC mistakes SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon for a gorilla', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4889-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-14 10:35:10', '2016-10-14 10:35:10', '', 4889, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4889-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4893, 1, '2016-10-14 15:13:32', '2016-10-14 15:13:32', '<b>By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent\r\n\r\nHikers seeking refreshment in rural Norfolk are being told to think twice before entering a country pub... in case something terrible happens.</b>\r\n\r\nPolice are investigating the disappearance of at least four walkers in recent weeks from remote parts of the county that will seem familiar to anyone who has seen the film <i>Deliverance</i>.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nNow they are issuing advice to tourists to be wary of seemingly charming old country inns that are probably run by murderers or - at the very least - psychopaths.\r\n\r\nChief Inspector Val Doonican, of Norfolk Police, said: "Think carefully before approaching one of these pubs. Are there other customers inside? Do they seem normal? Look for tell-tale signs like locked outhouses with whimpering noises within.\r\n\r\n"If someone is playing the banjo, move on at a brisk pace and don\'t look back. Should there be a log pile against the pub, look at the axe or chainsaw for signs of blood.\r\n\r\n"If you really do have to go in, don\'t enter alone, and always keep an eye on the landlord, who probably has a gun or a massive knife."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/deliverance-banjo-e1476435932550.jpg" alt="Norfolk local character" width="800" height="414" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4885" /></a><i>Dodgy: Police urge caution when approaching rural pubs and speaking with locals like this man</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nChief Insp Doonican added that the missing hikers had each contacted home shortly before their disappearance indicating they were looking forward to trying out an isolated country pub.\r\n\r\n"It might be a coincidence but we have to keep an open mind," he warned.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Police warn hikers to think twice before visiting Norfolk pubs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4883-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-14 15:13:32', '2016-10-14 15:13:32', '', 4883, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4883-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4898, 1, '2016-10-15 10:49:54', '2016-10-15 10:49:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg" alt="Posh Asda van" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4899" /></a><i>The special Asda lorry delivering in Aldeburgh today</center></i><br><br>\r\n<strong>\r\nBy Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nAsda is saving the blushes of posh customers in Aldeburgh - by using a special delivery van that looks like it comes from Harrods.</strong>\r\n\r\nSupermarket bosses realised online shoppers in the achingly upmarket seaside town would be horrified if their neighbours saw they shopped at Asda.\r\n\r\nSo they painted a delivery lorry using Harrods livery colours to make it seem all was well in the Edwardian town.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe cunning tactic has proved a hit for the store, which now has more than 50 regular customers who would not normally be seen dead buying from Asda, a chain that many in Aldeburgh regard simply  as a grubby convenience store for the working classes.\r\n\r\nAn Asda insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We spoke with Harrods before using their livery and they were cool about it. Now our Harrods-style Asda lorry makes trips every other day to Aldeburgh - and no-one realises the town is full of Asda online shoppers."\r\n\r\nOne shopper, who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals, said: "My rent is so high in Aldeburgh that I have no choice but to shop online at Asda. It\'s much cheaper than everywhere else. But I would be dreadfully embarrassed if an Asda van turned up, so this is a great initiative."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/asda-van-e1476528524154.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/asda-van-e1476528524154.jpg" alt="Not for Aldeburgh: a normal common Asda van" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4902" /></a><i>Not suitable for Aldeburgh: common Asda van</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsda offered Harrods a reciprocal deal in case any working class customers wanted to disguise their expensive Harrods delivery as an Asda one, but there were no takers.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Harrods-style Asda delivery van fools Aldeburgh toffs', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'asda-van-aldeburgh', '', '', '2017-07-10 10:43:33', '2017-07-10 10:43:33', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4898', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4899, 1, '2016-10-15 10:38:36', '2016-10-15 10:38:36', 'Posh Asda van foold Aldeburgh', 'posh-asda-van', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'posh-asda-van', '', '', '2016-10-15 10:38:59', '2016-10-15 10:38:59', '', 4898, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4900, 1, '2016-10-15 10:45:06', '2016-10-15 10:45:06', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg" alt="Posh Asda van" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4899" /></a>\r\n\r\n<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nAsda is saving the blushes of posh customers in Aldeburgh - by using a special delivery van that looks like it comes from Harrods.</b>\r\n\r\nSupermarket bosses realised online shoppers in the achingly upmarket seaside town would be horrified if their neighbours saw they shopped at Asda.\r\n\r\nSo they painted a delivery lorry using Harrods livery colours to make it seem all was well in the Edwardian town.\r\n\r\n\r\n<BR>\r\nThe cunning tactic has proved a hit for the store, which now has more than 50 regular customers who would not normally be seen dead buying from Asda, a chain that many in Aldeburgh regard simply  as a grubby convenience store for the working classes.\r\n\r\nAn Asda insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We spoke with Harrods before using their livery and they were cool about it. Now our Harrods-style Asda lorry makes trips every other day to Aldeburgh - and no-one realises the town is full of Asda online shoppers."\r\n\r\nOne shopper, who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals, said: "My rent is so high in Aldeburgh that I have no choice but to shop online at Asda. It\'s much cheaper than everywhere else. But I would be dreadfully embarrassed if an Asda van turned up, so this is a great initiative."\r\n\r\nAsda offered Harrods a reciprical deal in case any working class customers wanted to disguise their expensive Harrods delivery as an Asda one, but there were no takers.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Harrods-style Asda delivery van fools Aldeburgh toffs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4898-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-15 10:45:06', '2016-10-15 10:45:06', '', 4898, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4898-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4901, 1, '2016-10-15 10:46:47', '2016-10-15 10:46:47', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg" alt="Posh Asda van" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4899" /></a><i>The special Asda lorry delivering in Aldeburgh today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nAsda is saving the blushes of posh customers in Aldeburgh - by using a special delivery van that looks like it comes from Harrods.</b>\r\n\r\nSupermarket bosses realised online shoppers in the achingly upmarket seaside town would be horrified if their neighbours saw they shopped at Asda.\r\n\r\nSo they painted a delivery lorry using Harrods livery colours to make it seem all was well in the Edwardian town.\r\n\r\n\r\n<BR>\r\nThe cunning tactic has proved a hit for the store, which now has more than 50 regular customers who would not normally be seen dead buying from Asda, a chain that many in Aldeburgh regard simply  as a grubby convenience store for the working classes.\r\n\r\nAn Asda insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We spoke with Harrods before using their livery and they were cool about it. Now our Harrods-style Asda lorry makes trips every other day to Aldeburgh - and no-one realises the town is full of Asda online shoppers."\r\n\r\nOne shopper, who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals, said: "My rent is so high in Aldeburgh that I have no choice but to shop online at Asda. It\'s much cheaper than everywhere else. But I would be dreadfully embarrassed if an Asda van turned up, so this is a great initiative."\r\n\r\nAsda offered Harrods a reciprocal deal in case any working class customers wanted to disguise their expensive Harrods delivery as an Asda one, but there were no takers.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Harrods-style Asda delivery van fools Aldeburgh toffs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4898-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-15 10:46:47', '2016-10-15 10:46:47', '', 4898, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4898-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4903, 1, '2016-10-15 10:49:54', '2016-10-15 10:49:54', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/posh-asda-van.jpg" alt="Posh Asda van" width="640" height="426" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4899" /></a><i>The special Asda lorry delivering in Aldeburgh today</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Editor\r\n\r\nAsda is saving the blushes of posh customers in Aldeburgh - by using a special delivery van that looks like it comes from Harrods.</b>\r\n\r\nSupermarket bosses realised online shoppers in the achingly upmarket seaside town would be horrified if their neighbours saw they shopped at Asda.\r\n\r\nSo they painted a delivery lorry using Harrods livery colours to make it seem all was well in the Edwardian town.\r\n\r\n\r\n<BR>\r\nThe cunning tactic has proved a hit for the store, which now has more than 50 regular customers who would not normally be seen dead buying from Asda, a chain that many in Aldeburgh regard simply  as a grubby convenience store for the working classes.\r\n\r\nAn Asda insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "We spoke with Harrods before using their livery and they were cool about it. Now our Harrods-style Asda lorry makes trips every other day to Aldeburgh - and no-one realises the town is full of Asda online shoppers."\r\n\r\nOne shopper, who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals, said: "My rent is so high in Aldeburgh that I have no choice but to shop online at Asda. It\'s much cheaper than everywhere else. But I would be dreadfully embarrassed if an Asda van turned up, so this is a great initiative."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/asda-van-e1476528524154.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/asda-van-e1476528524154.jpg" alt="Not for Aldeburgh: a normal common Asda van" width="800" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4902" /></a><i>Not suitable for Aldeburgh: common Asda van</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nAsda offered Harrods a reciprocal deal in case any working class customers wanted to disguise their expensive Harrods delivery as an Asda one, but there were no takers.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Harrods-style Asda delivery van fools Aldeburgh toffs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4898-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-15 10:49:54', '2016-10-15 10:49:54', '', 4898, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4898-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4906, 1, '2016-10-17 12:53:22', '2016-10-17 12:53:22', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk pensioner has been revealed as the first British owner of a driverless car... from as far back as 2000.</b>\r\n\r\nCyril Sidebottom, of Stowmarket, bought the swish red Nissan Micra for his wife Cynthia on Valentine\'s Day that year, in the hope that he could give up running her to Slimming World, Weight  Watchers and Greggs the bakers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"I knew she didn\'t like driving and I most certainly didn\'t like being her passenger, but I thought after moving house to the middle of nowhere that she would go on her own to buy iced fingers and sausage rolls.\r\n\r\n"But even that couldn\'t lure her out. One day she went out for some emergency Senokot and she was a nightmare at a roundabout, where she would sit jabbing the brake and the accelerator for half an hour before pulling out in the wrong lane while other drivers honked in fury or pissed themselves laughing.\r\n\r\n"Her 33-point turns were something to behold. She was afraid of turning right anywhere so we just drove round in circles."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nissan-micra-e1476708535380.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nissan-micra-e1476708535380.jpg" alt="Nissan Micra" width="800" height="572" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4907" /></a><i>Gleaming: Cynthia\'s old driverless Nissan Micra</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCynthia, 68, told the Suffolk Gazette: "I once drove to the Co-Op for some teabags but it was nerve-wracking, even with Terry Wogan on the radio. I went to a drive-in McDonalds. Well it wasn\'t a drive-in until I reversed through the plate-glass window."\r\n\r\nCyril, aged 70, said: "She couldn\'t get to grips with the gears, even though I had got her the automatic. Since March 2000 it has actually been a driverless car. It has just sat on the pavement collecting moss and going rusty.\r\n\r\n"The last MOT failed because the tyres had rotted on the drive. The Micra is 16 years old and has eleven miles on the clock and a Moby tape wedged in the cassette player."\r\n\r\nThe Sidebottoms now have their name down for one of the new-fangled robotic driverless cars. "I just hope it can reverse park itself without smacking into a bollard," said Cyril.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk woman owns UK\'s first driverless car', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-woman-first-driverless-car', '', '', '2016-10-18 08:55:32', '2016-10-18 08:55:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4906', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4908, 1, '2016-10-17 12:52:01', '2016-10-17 12:52:01', '<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA Suffolk pensioner has been revealed as the first British owner of a driverless car... from as far back as 2000.</b>\r\n\r\nCyril Sidebottom, of Stowmarket, bought the swish red Nissan Micra for his wife Cynthia on Valentine\'s Day that year, in the hope that he could give up running her to Slimming World, Weight  Watchers and Greggs the bakers.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n"I knew she didn\'t like driving and I most certainly didn\'t like being her passenger, but I thought after moving house to the middle of nowhere that she would go on her own to buy iced fingers and sausage rolls.\r\n\r\n"But even that couldn\'t lure her out. One day she went out for some emergency Senokot and she was a nightmare at a roundabout, where she would sit jabbing the brake and the accelerator for half an hour before pulling out in the wrong lane while other drivers honked in fury or pissed themselves laughing.\r\n\r\n"Her 33-point turns were something to behold. She was afraid of turning right anywhere so we just drove round in circles."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nissan-micra-e1476708535380.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nissan-micra-e1476708535380.jpg" alt="Nissan Micra" width="800" height="572" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4907" /></a><i>Gleaming: Cynthia\'s old driverless Nissan Micra</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nCynthia, 68, told the Suffolk Gazette: "I once drove to the Co-Op for some teabags but it was nerve-wracking, even with Terry Wogan on the radio. I went to a drive-in McDonalds. Well it wasn\'t a drive-in until I reversed through the plate-glass window."\r\n\r\nCyril, aged 70, said: "She couldn\'t get to grips with the gears, even though I had got her the automatic. Since March 2000 it has actually been a driverless car. It has just sat on the pavement collecting moss and going rusty.\r\n\r\n"The last MOT failed because the tyres had rotted on the drive. The Micra is 16 years old and has eleven miles on the clock and a Moby tape wedged in the cassette player."\r\n\r\nThe Sidebottoms now have their name down for one of the new-fangled robotic driverless cars. "I just hope it can reverse park itself without smacking into a bollard," said Cyril.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk woman owns UK\'s first driverless car', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4906-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-17 12:52:01', '2016-10-17 12:52:01', '', 4906, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4906-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4909, 1, '2016-10-18 08:25:58', '2016-10-18 08:25:58', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia rail replacement bus set" width="800" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910" /></a><br><br>\r\n\r\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nModel railway giant Hornby has celebrated Greater Anglia\'s franchise win with a special Rail Replacement Bus Set.</strong>\r\n\r\nThe limited edition double-decker bus can be placed next to any Greater Anglia station - providing hours of playtime fun as you imagine frustrated travelers cramming on board for a trip to London.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEach set comes with two buses, a hate mob of passengers, harassed staff, a section of broken track - and even a tannoy so the mob can be controlled.\r\n\r\nA Hornby insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ever since Frank Hornby started the company in 1901 we have sought to produce the most lifelike rail models in the world.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia is quite a challenge, however, because it does not have many trains that actually work properly.\r\n\r\n"We tried recreating antiquated units that broke down all the time, but couldn\'t do it.\r\n\r\n"Then our product team came up with the idea of a Rail Replacement Bus Set, given that Greater Anglia seems to use so many of them - especially at weekends."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA real rail passenger said: "We have been pretty fed up with Greater Anglia and their buses, and were looking forward to the franchise ending. But inexplicably they won the franchise renewal which began this week."\r\n\r\nLucky owners of the Rail Replacement Bus Set will have great fun pushing the smelly bus, which has special windows that mist up, around the living room carpet.\r\n\r\nThey can imagine driving all the way from Ipswich into odd parts of Essex like Billericay to pick up passengers who mostly wear baseball caps and speak in a wannabe East London accent.\r\n\r\nThen they push the now-crammed bus along to Ingatestone, where they let the grumpy passengers off because they might actually be able to catch a train from there.\r\n\r\nThe limited edition box sets, priced at £19.99, are available now in time for Christmas from all good toy shops. And some bad ones.\r\n\r\n<em>Rail Replacement Bus Set Image: <a href="https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn">@TimDunn</a></em>', 'Hornby celebrates Greater Anglia franchise with Rail Replacement Bus Set', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'hornby-rail-replacement-bus-set', '', '', '2017-10-18 16:32:59', '2017-10-18 16:32:59', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4909', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4910, 1, '2016-10-18 08:11:52', '2016-10-18 08:11:52', 'Hornbly\'s Greater Anglia Rail Replacement Bus Set', 'replacement-bus-set', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'replacement-bus-set', '', '', '2016-10-18 08:12:34', '2016-10-18 08:12:34', '', 4909, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4911, 1, '2016-10-18 08:25:58', '2016-10-18 08:25:58', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia rail replacement bus set" width="800" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nModel railway giant Hornby has celebrated Greater Anglia\'s franchise win with a special Rail Replacement Bus Set.</b>\r\n\r\nThe limited edition double-decker bus can be placed next to any Greater Anglia station - and you then have hours of playtime fun imagining frustrated travelers cramming on board for a trip to London.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEach set comes with two buses, a hate mob of passengers, harassed staff, a section of broken track - and even a tannoy so the mob can be controlled.\r\n\r\nA Hornby insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ever since Frank Hornby started the company in 1901 we have sought to produce the most lifelike rail models in the world.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia is quite a challenge, however, because it does not have many trains that actually work properly.\r\n\r\n"We tried recreating antiquated units that broke down all the time, but couldn\'t do it. Then our product team came up with the idea of a Rail Replacement Bus Set, given that Greater Anglia seems to use so many of them - especially at weekends."\r\n\r\nThe limited edition box sets, priced at £19.99, are available now in time for Christmas from all good toy shops. And some bad ones.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Hornby celebrates Greater Anglia with Rail Replacement Bus Set', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4909-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-18 08:25:58', '2016-10-18 08:25:58', '', 4909, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4909-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4912, 1, '2017-10-18 16:32:50', '2017-10-18 16:32:50', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia rail replacement bus set" width="800" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910" /></a><br><br>\n\n<strong>EXCLUSIVE\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\n\nModel railway giant Hornby has celebrated Greater Anglia\'s franchise win with a special Rail Replacement Bus Set.</strong>\n\nThe limited edition double-decker bus can be placed next to any Greater Anglia station - providing hours of playtime fun as you imagine frustrated travelers cramming on board for a trip to London.\n\n\n\nEach set comes with two buses, a hate mob of passengers, harassed staff, a section of broken track - and even a tannoy so the mob can be controlled.\n\nA Hornby insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ever since Frank Hornby started the company in 1901 we have sought to produce the most lifelike rail models in the world.\n\n"Greater Anglia is quite a challenge, however, because it does not have many trains that actually work properly.\n\n"We tried recreating antiquated units that broke down all the time, but couldn\'t do it.\n\n"Then our product team came up with the idea of a Rail Replacement Bus Set, given that Greater Anglia seems to use so many of them - especially at weekends."\n\n[AdSense-B]\n\nA real rail passenger said: "We have been pretty fed up with Greater Anglia and their buses, and were looking forward to the franchise ending. But inexplicably they won the franchise renewal which began this week."\n\nLucky owners of the Rail Replacement Bus Set will have great fun pushing the smelly bus, which has special windows that mist up, around the living room carpet.\n\nThey can imagine driving all the way from Ipswich into odd parts of Essex like Billericay to pick up passengers who mostly wear baseball caps and speak in a wannabe East London accent.\n\nThen they push the now-crammed bus along to Ingatestone, where they let the your happy passengers off because they might actually be able to catch a train from there.\n\nThe limited edition box sets, priced at £19.99, are available now in time for Christmas from all good toy shops. And some bad ones.\n\n<em>Rail Replacement Bus Set Image: <a href="https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn">@TimDunn</a></em>', 'Hornby celebrates Greater Anglia franchise with Rail Replacement Bus Set', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4909-autosave-v1', '', '', '2017-10-18 16:32:50', '2017-10-18 16:32:50', '', 4909, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4909-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4913, 1, '2016-10-18 08:29:09', '2016-10-18 08:29:09', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia rail replacement bus set" width="800" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nModel railway giant Hornby has celebrated Greater Anglia\'s franchise win with a special Rail Replacement Bus Set.</b>\r\n\r\nThe limited edition double-decker bus can be placed next to any Greater Anglia station - and you then have hours of playtime fun imagining frustrated travelers cramming on board for a trip to London.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEach set comes with two buses, a hate mob of passengers, harassed staff, a section of broken track - and even a tannoy so the mob can be controlled.\r\n\r\nA Hornby insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ever since Frank Hornby started the company in 1901 we have sought to produce the most lifelike rail models in the world.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia is quite a challenge, however, because it does not have many trains that actually work properly.\r\n\r\n"We tried recreating antiquated units that broke down all the time, but couldn\'t do it. Then our product team came up with the idea of a Rail Replacement Bus Set, given that Greater Anglia seems to use so many of them - especially at weekends."\r\n\r\nThe limited edition box sets, priced at £19.99, are available now in time for Christmas from all good toy shops. And some bad ones.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Hornby celebrates Greater Anglia franchise with Rail Replacement Bus Set', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4909-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-18 08:29:09', '2016-10-18 08:29:09', '', 4909, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4909-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4914, 1, '2016-10-18 08:30:02', '2016-10-18 08:30:02', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia rail replacement bus set" width="800" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nModel railway giant Hornby has celebrated Greater Anglia\'s franchise win with a special Rail Replacement Bus Set.</b>\r\n\r\nThe limited edition double-decker bus can be placed next to any Greater Anglia station - providing hours of playtime fun as you imagine frustrated travelers cramming on board for a trip to London.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEach set comes with two buses, a hate mob of passengers, harassed staff, a section of broken track - and even a tannoy so the mob can be controlled.\r\n\r\nA Hornby insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ever since Frank Hornby started the company in 1901 we have sought to produce the most lifelike rail models in the world.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia is quite a challenge, however, because it does not have many trains that actually work properly.\r\n\r\n"We tried recreating antiquated units that broke down all the time, but couldn\'t do it. Then our product team came up with the idea of a Rail Replacement Bus Set, given that Greater Anglia seems to use so many of them - especially at weekends."\r\n\r\nThe limited edition box sets, priced at £19.99, are available now in time for Christmas from all good toy shops. And some bad ones.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Hornby celebrates Greater Anglia franchise with Rail Replacement Bus Set', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4909-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-18 08:30:02', '2016-10-18 08:30:02', '', 4909, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4909-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4915, 1, '2016-10-18 08:35:29', '2016-10-18 08:35:29', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia rail replacement bus set" width="800" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nModel railway giant Hornby has celebrated Greater Anglia\'s franchise win with a special Rail Replacement Bus Set.</b>\r\n\r\nThe limited edition double-decker bus can be placed next to any Greater Anglia station - providing hours of playtime fun as you imagine frustrated travelers cramming on board for a trip to London.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEach set comes with two buses, a hate mob of passengers, harassed staff, a section of broken track - and even a tannoy so the mob can be controlled.\r\n\r\nA Hornby insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ever since Frank Hornby started the company in 1901 we have sought to produce the most lifelike rail models in the world.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia is quite a challenge, however, because it does not have many trains that actually work properly.\r\n\r\n"We tried recreating antiquated units that broke down all the time, but couldn\'t do it. Then our product team came up with the idea of a Rail Replacement Bus Set, given that Greater Anglia seems to use so many of them - especially at weekends."\r\n\r\nA real rail passenger said: "We have been pretty fed up with Greater Anglia and their buses, and were looking forward to the franchise ending. But inexplicably they won the franchise renewal which began this week." \r\n\r\nThe limited edition box sets, priced at £19.99, are available now in time for Christmas from all good toy shops. And some bad ones.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Hornby celebrates Greater Anglia franchise with Rail Replacement Bus Set', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4909-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-18 08:35:29', '2016-10-18 08:35:29', '', 4909, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4909-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4916, 1, '2016-10-18 11:08:33', '2016-10-18 11:08:33', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia rail replacement bus set" width="800" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nModel railway giant Hornby has celebrated Greater Anglia\'s franchise win with a special Rail Replacement Bus Set.</b>\r\n\r\nThe limited edition double-decker bus can be placed next to any Greater Anglia station - providing hours of playtime fun as you imagine frustrated travelers cramming on board for a trip to London.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEach set comes with two buses, a hate mob of passengers, harassed staff, a section of broken track - and even a tannoy so the mob can be controlled.\r\n\r\nA Hornby insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ever since Frank Hornby started the company in 1901 we have sought to produce the most lifelike rail models in the world.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia is quite a challenge, however, because it does not have many trains that actually work properly.\r\n\r\n"We tried recreating antiquated units that broke down all the time, but couldn\'t do it. Then our product team came up with the idea of a Rail Replacement Bus Set, given that Greater Anglia seems to use so many of them - especially at weekends."\r\n\r\nA real rail passenger said: "We have been pretty fed up with Greater Anglia and their buses, and were looking forward to the franchise ending. But inexplicably they won the franchise renewal which began this week." \r\n\r\nThe limited edition box sets, priced at £19.99, are available now in time for Christmas from all good toy shops. And some bad ones.\r\n\r\n<i>Image: <a href="https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn">@TimDunn</a></i>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Hornby celebrates Greater Anglia franchise with Rail Replacement Bus Set', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4909-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-18 11:08:33', '2016-10-18 11:08:33', '', 4909, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4909-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4917, 1, '2016-10-18 11:09:25', '2016-10-18 11:09:25', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/replacement-bus-set.jpg" alt="Greater Anglia rail replacement bus set" width="800" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent\r\n\r\nModel railway giant Hornby has celebrated Greater Anglia\'s franchise win with a special Rail Replacement Bus Set.</b>\r\n\r\nThe limited edition double-decker bus can be placed next to any Greater Anglia station - providing hours of playtime fun as you imagine frustrated travelers cramming on board for a trip to London.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nEach set comes with two buses, a hate mob of passengers, harassed staff, a section of broken track - and even a tannoy so the mob can be controlled.\r\n\r\nA Hornby insider told the Suffolk Gazette: "Ever since Frank Hornby started the company in 1901 we have sought to produce the most lifelike rail models in the world.\r\n\r\n"Greater Anglia is quite a challenge, however, because it does not have many trains that actually work properly.\r\n\r\n"We tried recreating antiquated units that broke down all the time, but couldn\'t do it. Then our product team came up with the idea of a Rail Replacement Bus Set, given that Greater Anglia seems to use so many of them - especially at weekends."\r\n\r\nA real rail passenger said: "We have been pretty fed up with Greater Anglia and their buses, and were looking forward to the franchise ending. But inexplicably they won the franchise renewal which began this week." \r\n\r\nThe limited edition box sets, priced at £19.99, are available now in time for Christmas from all good toy shops. And some bad ones.\r\n\r\n<i>Rail Replacement Bus Set Image: <a href="https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn">@TimDunn</a></i>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Hornby celebrates Greater Anglia franchise with Rail Replacement Bus Set', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4909-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-18 11:09:25', '2016-10-18 11:09:25', '', 4909, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4909-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4918, 1, '2016-10-19 08:50:27', '2016-10-19 08:50:27', '<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a>\r\n\r\n<strong>With the leaves beginning to fall faster than a tart\'s knickers, it\'s time to protect your lawn. So this is how to do the Great British Rake-Off.\r\n\r\nIngredients</strong>\r\n1 pint of Adnams Ghost Ship\r\n1 bottle Prosecco, chilled\r\n1 bottle <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business/american-giant/">Aspall Cyder</a>\r\n1 lawn rake, light wide variety\r\nLarge Portion of jute open-weave leaf sacks or black bin bags pierced all over with a fork\r\n2 packets cheese and onion crisps\r\n2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts (flavour optional)\r\n1 fold up chair\r\n1 teenage relative\r\n1 fifty-pence piece\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<strong>Method</strong>\r\nTip yourself into the chair and pull open the first crisp packet, setting one aside for later. Stir the teenager into action by greasing its palm with a fifty pence piece and insert the rake into its hand.\r\n\r\nSip drinks and stuff your face with doughnuts as the leaf piles double in size and the teenager reaches boiling point. Get the teenager to chill and offer it the other crisps before it piles the sacks into a neat heap, leaving it to mature nicely (the heap that is, not the kid, which will take longer) into lovely leaf mould. The teenager should now be of dropping consistency.\r\n\r\nThe leaves can be easier picked up using these leaf-grabs, which have more fingers than a Norfolk pickpocket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/2-Large-Grab-Hands-Leaf-Grabbers-Scoop-Leaves-_57-e1476866609439.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/2-Large-Grab-Hands-Leaf-Grabbers-Scoop-Leaves-_57-e1476866609439.jpg" alt="Leaf grabber" width="700" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4922" /></a><i>Grabbers: give \'em a big hand</i></center>\r\n\r\nNow, what if you cannot obtain a teenager? You could splash out on a leaf blower if you want to deafen the neighbours or a leaf vacuum. And some machines blow and suck if you are that way inclined. You will find them in the Argos catalogue or the Ann Summers shop.\r\n\r\nMy next-door neighbour, paunchy Mr Hollywood, has one and swaggers around the garden, making a great deal of noise and waving it around for us all to see. Whereas, elderly Mrs Berry on the other side, who is famous for making cakes for the WI, likes to vacuum her lawn in a more dignified fashion.\r\n\r\nMr Hollywood, who, thank goodness is moving to a new job at Channel 4 with, as he vulgarly says, "more bread, better crumpet and a bigger rise", flirts with all the villagers with his blue eyes twinkling. He keeps making double entendres as he furtively rearranges his butternut squashes inside his tight jeans.\r\n\r\nIf your lawn is full of moss and weed, now is the time to gouge them out. It is called scarifying. (Well, it is <a href="https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/rude-pumpkin/">Halloween</a>!).\r\n\r\nTalking of which my pumpkins (Diannius Abbottom) have swollen nicely over the allotment and fortunately, my house is already full of cobwebs so no need to buy those pretend ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/donald-trump-mask-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/donald-trump-mask-1.jpg" alt="Donald Trump Mask" width="402" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4921" /></a><i>Terrifying: more scary than real Trump</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy husband has this awful mask (see above) ready to scare the shite out of any children or sensitive adults who have the temerity to knock on the door while Coronation Street is on.\r\n\r\nDo remember, before you let your children go begging for sweets from strangers, that Trick or Treat night can be a terrible ordeal for some, especially that Jonathan Woss, who never speaks of it.\r\n\r\nBut if you must celebrate the witching hour, remember to eat, drink and be scary.\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nHalloween is a great time to rip the dead heads off your flowers and Magic away all the dried garden debris. Cut your roses back by a third to stop them getting blown to buggery in the winter winds. Give your greenhouse a good scrub and a dousing of disinfectant to prevent any insects overwintering and treating the place like a hotel. It\'s also time to get your bulbs in, especially the gorgeous alliums. Gobemaster is a giant stunner with enormous balls, just like Mr Hollywood. Divide your rhubarb crowns to make more plants (i.e. more crumble with custard).\r\n\r\n<strong>Jobs to do this week</strong>\r\n* Dig out your tubers, like dahlias, to store in the dry until Spring.\r\n* Dig out your big knickers or thermal Long Johns ready for the cold snaps ahead. You don\'t want your privets to freeze.\r\n* Cut down your runner beans now they are finishing. You can save the beanstalks for the compost... or a Christmas pantomime.\r\n\r\n<strong>Your problems answered</strong>\r\n* Mrs Clinton from New York (my fame is spreading): My goodness, there seem to be horrible pests all over your land. You need to eradicate them once and for all. But one thing you don\'t need is a garden handyman!\r\n* Mr Trump from Tuddenham: All tender plants need protecting as the weather gets colder, especially your banana. Either keep it indoors or keep it well covered up.\r\n* Willy from Woodbridge: The orchid you sent me a picture of is genus Dracula, but don\'t worry. It won\'t bite you in the middle of the night. Yes, I\'m sure your girlfriend will love it if you give her one for Halloween. Remember demons are a girl\'s best friend.\r\n\r\nKeep your problems coming, dear readers. It keeps me off the streets!\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>', 'Time for the Great British Rake-Off', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'time-great-british-rake-off', '', '', '2018-10-17 09:28:44', '2018-10-17 09:28:44', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4918', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4919, 1, '2016-10-19 08:30:45', '2016-10-19 08:30:45', 'Pick up leaves with a leaf grab', 'leaf-grabs', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'leaf-grabs', '', '', '2016-10-19 08:31:24', '2016-10-19 08:31:24', '', 4918, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaf-grabs.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4921, 1, '2016-10-19 08:34:47', '2016-10-19 08:34:47', 'Donald Trump mask', 'donald-trump-mask', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'donald-trump-mask-2', '', '', '2016-10-19 08:35:25', '2016-10-19 08:35:25', '', 4918, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/donald-trump-mask-1.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4922, 1, '2016-10-19 08:43:03', '2016-10-19 08:43:03', 'Leaf grabber', '2-large-grab-hands-leaf-grabbers-scoop-leaves-_57', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '2-large-grab-hands-leaf-grabbers-scoop-leaves-_57', '', '', '2016-10-19 08:43:45', '2016-10-19 08:43:45', '', 4918, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/2-Large-Grab-Hands-Leaf-Grabbers-Scoop-Leaves-_57.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4923, 1, '2016-10-19 08:46:49', '2016-10-19 08:46:49', '', 'leaf-raking', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'leaf-raking', '', '', '2016-10-19 08:47:09', '2016-10-19 08:47:09', '', 4918, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/leaf-raking.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4924, 1, '2016-10-19 08:48:56', '2016-10-19 08:48:56', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/in-my-lady-garden-e1459579386943.jpg" alt="in my lady garden" width="777" height="282" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>With the leaves beginning to fall faster than a tart\'s knickers, it\'s time to protect your lawn. So this is how to do the Great British Rake-Off.\r\n\r\nIngredients</b>\r\n1 pint of Adnams Ghost Ship\r\n1 bottle Prosecco, chilled\r\n1 bottle Aspall Cyder\r\n1 lawn rake, light wide variety\r\nLarge Portion of jute open-weave leaf sacks or black bin bags pierced all over with a fork\r\n2 packets cheese and onion crisps\r\n2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts (flavour optional)\r\n1 fold up chair\r\n1 teenage relative\r\n1 fifty-pence piece\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<b>Method</b>\r\nTip yourself into the chair and pull open the first crisp packet, setting one aside for later. Stir the teenager into action by greasing its palm with the fifty pence peace and insert the rake into its hand.\r\n\r\nSip drinks and stuff your face with doughnuts as the leaf piles double in size and the teenager reaches boiling point. Get teenager to chill and offer it the other crisps before it piles the sacks into a neat heap, leaving it to mature nicely (the heap that is, not the kid, which will take longer) into lovely leaf mould. The teenager should now be of dropping consistency.\r\n\r\nThe leaves can be easier picked up using these leaf-grabs, which have more fingers than a Norfolk pickpocket.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/2-Large-Grab-Hands-Leaf-Grabbers-Scoop-Leaves-_57-e1476866609439.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/2-Large-Grab-Hands-Leaf-Grabbers-Scoop-Leaves-_57-e1476866609439.jpg" alt="Leaf grabber" width="700" height="477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4922" /></a><i>Grabbers: give \'em a big hand</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nNow what if you cannot obtain a teenager? You could splash out on a leaf blower if you want to deafen the neighbours, or a leaf vacuum. And some machines blow and suck, if you are that way inclined. You will find them in the Argos catalogue or the Ann Summers shop.\r\n\r\nMy next-door neighbour, paunchy Mr Hollywood, has one and swaggers around the garden, making a great deal of noise and waving it around for us all to see. Whereas, elderly Mrs Berry on the other side, who is famous for making cakes for the WI, likes to vacuum her lawn in a more dignified fashion.\r\n\r\nMr Hollywood, who, thank goodness is moving to a new job at Channel 4 with, as he vulgarly says, "more bread, better crumpet and a bigger rise", flirts with all the villagers with his blue eyes twinkling. He keeps making double entendres as he furtively rearranges his butternut squashes inside his tight jeans.\r\n\r\nIf your lawn is full of moss and weed, now is the time to gouge them out. It is called scarifying. (Well, it is Halloween!).\r\n\r\nTalking of which my pumpkins (Diannius Abbottom) have swollen nicely over the allotment and fortunately my house is already full of cobwebs so no need to buy those pretend ones.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/donald-trump-mask-1.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/donald-trump-mask-1.jpg" alt="Donald Trump Mask" width="402" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4921" /></a><i>Terrifying: more scary than real Trump</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nMy husband has this awful mask (see above) ready to scare the shite out of any children or sensitive adults who have the temerity to knock on the door while Coronation Street is on.\r\n\r\nDo remember, before you let your children go begging for sweets from strangers, that Trick or Treat night can be a terrible ordeal for some, especially that Jonathan Woss, who never speaks of it.\r\n\r\nBut if you must celebrate the witching hour, remember to eat, drink and be scary.\r\n\r\nHalloween is a great time to rip the dead heads off your flowers and Magic away all the dried garden debris. Cut your roses back by a third to stop the. Getting blown to buggery in the winter winds. Give your greenhouse a good scrub and a dousing of disinfectant to prevent any insects overwintering and treating the place like a hotel. It\'s also time to get your bulbs in, especially the gorgeous alliums. Gobemaster is a giant stunner with enormous balls, just like Mr Hollywood. Divide your rhubarb crowns to make more plants (i.e. more crumble with custard).\r\n\r\n<b>Jobs to do this week</b>\r\n* Dig out your tubers, like dahlias, to store in the dry until Spring.\r\n* Dig out your big knickers or thermal Long Johns ready for the cold snaps ahead. You don\'t want your privets to freeze.\r\n* Cut down your runner beans now they are finishing. You can save the beanstalks for the compost... or a Christmas pantomime.\r\n\r\n<b>Your problems answered</b>\r\n* Mrs Clinton from New York (my fame is spreading): My goodness, there seem to be horrible pests all over your land. You need to eradicate them once and for all. But one thing you don\'t need is a garden handyman!\r\n\r\n* Mr Trump from Tuddenham: All tender plants need protecting as the weather gets colder, especially your banana. Either keep it indoors or keep it well covered up.\r\n* Willy from Woodbridge: The orchid you sent me a picture of is genus Dracula, but don\'t worry. It won\'t bite you in the middle of the night. Yes, I\'m sure your girlfriend will love it if you give her one for Halloween. Remember demons are a girl\'s best friend.\r\n\r\nKeep your problems coming, dear readers. It keeps me off the streets!\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anita-bush-signature-e1459579303945.jpg" alt="anita-bush-signature" width="125" height="94" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3289" /></a>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Time for the Great British Rake-Off', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4918-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-19 08:48:56', '2016-10-19 08:48:56', '', 4918, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4918-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4926, 1, '2016-10-20 09:08:51', '2016-10-20 09:08:51', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg" alt="Old tools" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4928" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent\r\n\r\nArcheologists were today celebrating a spectacular new find that proves metal tools may have been used in Norfolk as far back as 1946.</b>\r\n\r\nA dig near Dereham has unearthed items including rare iron spanners, a wrench, what appears to be a hammer and even four nails that have been carbon-dated to a period just after the Second World War.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nExperts say the exciting discovery proves Norfolk people were intelligent enough to make or repair things using metal tools decades before the previous best estimate of around 1970.\r\n\r\nProfessor Doug Anderson, of the University of East Anglia said: "A turnip farmer at Sutton, near Dereham, found what appeared to be an old nail and called in our team of archaeologists. We dug a huge hole and unearthed a treasure trove of tools, as well as a lot of turnips.\r\n\r\n"No one would have believed this area of Britain was capable of such intelligence as early as 1946."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nSpecialists are now restoring the priceless <a type=amzn >tools</a> before presenting them for public display in Norwich Museum next month.\r\n\r\nA museum spokesman said: "This new exhibit will create quite a stir locally. The tools were found on the land of a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who has farmed the area with his sister and their eight children for the past 30 years."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler was unavailable for comment, but is believed to be planning to call the farm Sutton Hoooooo in a greedy bid to attract tourists.\r\n\r\n<h2><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Click here to support the Suffolk Gazette Beer Fund!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]\r\n\r\n<a href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette/">Join our witty Suffolk Gazette Facebook page community.</a></h2>', 'Dig proves tools used in Norfolk as far back as 1946', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'tools', '', '', '2017-06-13 13:20:32', '2017-06-13 13:20:32', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4926', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4929, 1, '2016-10-20 09:06:34', '2016-10-20 09:06:34', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg" alt="Old tools" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4928" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nArcheologists were today celebrating a spectacular new find that proves metal tools may have been used in Norfolk as far back as 1946.</b>\r\n\r\nA dig near Dereham has unearthed items including rare iron spanners, a wrench, what appears to be a hammer and even four nails that have been carbon-dated to a period just after the Second World War.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nExperts say the exciting discovery proves people in Norfolk intelligent enough to make or repair things using metal tools decades before the previous best estimate of around 1970.\r\n\r\nProfessor Doug Anderson, of the University of East Anglia said: "A turnip farmer at Sutton, near Dereham, found what appeared to be an old nail and called in our team of archaeologists. We dug a huge hole and unearthed a treasure trove of tools, as well as a lot of turnips.\r\n\r\n"No one would have believed this area of Britain was capable of such intelligence as early as 1946."\r\n\r\nSpecialists are now restoring the priceless tools before presenting them for public display in Norwich Museum next month.\r\n\r\nA museum spokesman said: "This new exhibit will create quite a stir locally. The tools were found on the land of a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who has farmed the area with his sister and their eight children for the past 30 years."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler was unavailable for comment, but is believed to be planning to call the farm Sutton Hoooooo in a greedy bid to attract tourists.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dig proves tools were used in Norfolk as far back as 1946', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4926-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-20 09:06:34', '2016-10-20 09:06:34', '', 4926, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4926-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4930, 1, '2016-10-20 09:07:05', '2016-10-20 09:07:05', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg" alt="Old tools" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4928" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nArcheologists were today celebrating a spectacular new find that proves metal tools may have been used in Norfolk as far back as 1946.</b>\r\n\r\nA dig near Dereham has unearthed items including rare iron spanners, a wrench, what appears to be a hammer and even four nails that have been carbon-dated to a period just after the Second World War.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nExperts say the exciting discovery proves people in Norfolk intelligent enough to make or repair things using metal tools decades before the previous best estimate of around 1970.\r\n\r\nProfessor Doug Anderson, of the University of East Anglia said: "A turnip farmer at Sutton, near Dereham, found what appeared to be an old nail and called in our team of archaeologists. We dug a huge hole and unearthed a treasure trove of tools, as well as a lot of turnips.\r\n\r\n"No one would have believed this area of Britain was capable of such intelligence as early as 1946."\r\n\r\nSpecialists are now restoring the priceless tools before presenting them for public display in Norwich Museum next month.\r\n\r\nA museum spokesman said: "This new exhibit will create quite a stir locally. The tools were found on the land of a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who has farmed the area with his sister and their eight children for the past 30 years."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler was unavailable for comment, but is believed to be planning to call the farm Sutton Hoooooo in a greedy bid to attract tourists.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dig proves tools used in Norfolk as far back as 1946', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4926-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-20 09:07:05', '2016-10-20 09:07:05', '', 4926, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4926-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4931, 1, '2016-10-20 09:08:00', '2016-10-20 09:08:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-tools.jpg" alt="Old tools" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4928" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nArcheologists were today celebrating a spectacular new find that proves metal tools may have been used in Norfolk as far back as 1946.</b>\r\n\r\nA dig near Dereham has unearthed items including rare iron spanners, a wrench, what appears to be a hammer and even four nails that have been carbon-dated to a period just after the Second World War.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nExperts say the exciting discovery proves Norfolk people were intelligent enough to make or repair things using metal tools decades before the previous best estimate of around 1970.\r\n\r\nProfessor Doug Anderson, of the University of East Anglia said: "A turnip farmer at Sutton, near Dereham, found what appeared to be an old nail and called in our team of archaeologists. We dug a huge hole and unearthed a treasure trove of tools, as well as a lot of turnips.\r\n\r\n"No one would have believed this area of Britain was capable of such intelligence as early as 1946."\r\n\r\nSpecialists are now restoring the priceless tools before presenting them for public display in Norwich Museum next month.\r\n\r\nA museum spokesman said: "This new exhibit will create quite a stir locally. The tools were found on the land of a Mr Bubba Spuckler, who has farmed the area with his sister and their eight children for the past 30 years."\r\n\r\nMr Spuckler was unavailable for comment, but is believed to be planning to call the farm Sutton Hoooooo in a greedy bid to attract tourists.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Dig proves tools used in Norfolk as far back as 1946', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4926-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-20 09:08:00', '2016-10-20 09:08:00', '', 4926, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4926-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4934, 1, '2016-10-20 15:15:00', '2016-10-20 15:15:00', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box.jpg" alt="Red phone box" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4939" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA visitor to the countryside expressed outrage today after finding a red telephone box that had not been turned into a free book exchange.</b>\r\n\r\nNeville Beaumont spotted the phone box as he drove through a village near Debenham, and thought it was a great opportunity to grab a free book.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut to his horror, he opened the door to find nothing inside but a telephone.\r\n\r\n"What use is a telephone in the middle of the countryside to me?" he asked the Suffolk Gazette in a furious email. "I\'ve got my own mobile like everyone else.\r\n\r\n"This must be the last functional rural red phone box in the country - trust me to find it."\r\n\r\nVillagers across the country have happily stocked local phone boxes with their unwanted books rather than demanding a telephone - a strange notion because there is never a usable signal on their mobile devices.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for BT apologised to Mr Beaumont, 62, from Hertfordshire, and promised the box would be stripped of its phone and filled with books nobody wants to read as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as red phone box found to contain phone, not books', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'red-phone-box', '', '', '2016-10-22 10:36:46', '2016-10-22 10:36:46', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4934', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4936, 1, '2016-10-20 15:12:14', '2016-10-20 15:12:14', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box-books.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box-books.jpg" alt="Books in a red phone box" width="1024" height="681" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4935" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA visitor to the countryside expressed outrage today after finding a red telephone box that had not been turned into a free book exchange.</b>\r\n\r\nNeville Beaumont spotted a phone box as he drove through a village near Debenham, and thought it was a great opportunity to grab a free book.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut to his horror, he opened the door to find nothing inside but a telephone.\r\n\r\n"What use is a telephone in the middle of the countryside to me?" he asked the Suffolk Gazette. "I\'ve got my own mobile like everyone else.\r\n\r\n"This must be the last functional rural red phone box in the country - trust me to find it."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for BT apologised to Mr Beaumont, and promised the box would be stripped of its phone and filled with books nobody wants to read as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as red phone box found to contain phone, not books', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4934-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-20 15:12:14', '2016-10-20 15:12:14', '', 4934, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4934-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4937, 1, '2016-10-20 15:14:01', '2016-10-20 15:14:01', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box-books.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box-books.jpg" alt="Books in a red phone box" width="1024" height="681" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4935" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA visitor to the countryside expressed outrage today after finding a red telephone box that had not been turned into a free book exchange.</b>\r\n\r\nNeville Beaumont spotted the phone box as he drove through a village near Debenham, and thought it was a great opportunity to grab a free book.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut to his horror, he opened the door to find nothing inside but a telephone.\r\n\r\n"What use is a telephone in the middle of the countryside to me?" he asked the Suffolk Gazette in a furious email. "I\'ve got my own mobile like everyone else.\r\n\r\n"This must be the last functional rural red phone box in the country - trust me to find it."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for BT apologised to Mr Beaumont, and promised the box would be stripped of its phone and filled with books nobody wants to read as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as red phone box found to contain phone, not books', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4934-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-20 15:14:01', '2016-10-20 15:14:01', '', 4934, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4934-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4938, 1, '2016-10-22 10:36:42', '2016-10-22 10:36:42', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box.jpg" alt="Red phone box" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4939" /></a></center><br><br>\n\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\n\nA visitor to the countryside expressed outrage today after finding a red telephone box that had not been turned into a free book exchange.</b>\n\nNeville Beaumont spotted the phone box as he drove through a village near Debenham, and thought it was a great opportunity to grab a free book.\n\n\n<br>\nBut to his horror, he opened the door to find nothing inside but a telephone.\n\n"What use is a telephone in the middle of the countryside to me?" he asked the Suffolk Gazette in a furious email. "I\'ve got my own mobile like everyone else.\n\n"This must be the last functional rural red phone box in the country - trust me to find it."\n\nVillagers across the country have happily stocked local phone boxes with their unwanted books rather than demanding a telephone - a strange notion because there is never a usable signal on their mobile devices.\n\nA spokesman for BT apologised to Mr Beaumont, 62, from Hertfordshire, and promised the box would be stripped of its phone and filled with books nobody wants to read as soon as possible.\n\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\n\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as red phone box found to contain phone, not books', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4934-autosave-v1', '', '', '2016-10-22 10:36:42', '2016-10-22 10:36:42', '', 4934, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4934-autosave-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4940, 1, '2016-10-20 15:18:22', '2016-10-20 15:18:22', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box.jpg" alt="Red phone box" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4939" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA visitor to the countryside expressed outrage today after finding a red telephone box that had not been turned into a free book exchange.</b>\r\n\r\nNeville Beaumont spotted the phone box as he drove through a village near Debenham, and thought it was a great opportunity to grab a free book.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut to his horror, he opened the door to find nothing inside but a telephone.\r\n\r\n"What use is a telephone in the middle of the countryside to me?" he asked the Suffolk Gazette in a furious email. "I\'ve got my own mobile like everyone else.\r\n\r\n"This must be the last functional rural red phone box in the country - trust me to find it."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for BT apologised to Mr Beaumont, and promised the box would be stripped of its phone and filled with books nobody wants to read as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as red phone box found to contain phone, not books', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4934-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-20 15:18:22', '2016-10-20 15:18:22', '', 4934, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4934-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4941, 1, '2016-10-20 15:22:03', '2016-10-20 15:22:03', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-phone-box.jpg" alt="Red phone box" width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4939" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>By Suffolk Gazette Staff\r\n\r\nA visitor to the countryside expressed outrage today after finding a red telephone box that had not been turned into a free book exchange.</b>\r\n\r\nNeville Beaumont spotted the phone box as he drove through a village near Debenham, and thought it was a great opportunity to grab a free book.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBut to his horror, he opened the door to find nothing inside but a telephone.\r\n\r\n"What use is a telephone in the middle of the countryside to me?" he asked the Suffolk Gazette in a furious email. "I\'ve got my own mobile like everyone else.\r\n\r\n"This must be the last functional rural red phone box in the country - trust me to find it."\r\n\r\nVillagers across the country have happily stocked local phone boxes with their unwanted books rather than demanding a telephone - a strange notion because there is never a usable signal on their mobile devices.\r\n\r\nA spokesman for BT apologised to Mr Beaumont, 62, from Hertfordshire, and promised the box would be stripped of its phone and filled with books nobody wants to read as soon as possible.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Fury as red phone box found to contain phone, not books', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4934-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-20 15:22:03', '2016-10-20 15:22:03', '', 4934, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4934-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4942, 1, '2016-10-21 08:53:30', '2016-10-21 08:53:30', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nAn elderly Suffolk fisherman says he will "take on" the flotilla of Russian warships as it passes East Anglia today on its way to Syria.</b>\r\n\r\nBert Jones, 84, fishes for crabs around Orford, and is furious that President Putin is sending his ships close to Britain, labelling it as "provocative posturing".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br> \r\nHe will take his small wooden boat 12 miles out into the North Sea, bob up and down in the international waters - and then wait for the Russians to turn up.\r\n\r\n"If the Commies think they can steam along my coast they have got another thing coming.\r\n\r\n"I will stop my boat in front of the fleet and shake this big stick at them."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-fisherman.jpg" alt="old fisherman" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4943" /></a><i>Watch out: Bert Jones intends to give the Ruskies a bloody nose</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe flotilla is made up of Russia\'s only aircraft carrier -- the Admiral Kuznetsov -- and other vessels with awesome firepower heading for Syria to join the bloody war.\r\n\r\nBut many see the voyage down the North Sea and through the English Channel as inflammatory towards Britain, and the Royal Navy will send a destroyer and a frigate to shadow the fleet around the south coast.\r\n\r\n"Seeing me waving my big stick in the middle of the sea might make Putin think again," insisted Mr Jones, who has worked from Orford for 68 years. "If I make enough of a nuisance they might turn around." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Old Suffolk fisherman to \'take on\' Russian fleet', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'suffolk-fisherman-russian-fleet', '', '', '2016-10-22 10:36:09', '2016-10-22 10:36:09', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4942', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4944, 1, '2016-10-21 08:51:19', '2016-10-21 08:51:19', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nAn elderly Suffolk fisherman says he will "take on" the flotilla of Russian warships as it passes East Anglia today on its way to Syria.</b>\r\n\r\nBert Jones, 84, fishes for crabs around Orford, and is furious that President Putin is sending his ships close to Britain, labelling it as "provocative posturing".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br> \r\nHe will take his small 12-foot boat 12 miles out into the North Sea, bob up and down in the international waters - and then wait for the Russians to turn up.\r\n\r\n"If the Commies think they can steam along my coast they have got another thing coming.\r\n\r\n"I will stop my boat in front of the fleet and shake this big stick at them."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-fisherman.jpg" alt="old fisherman" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4943" /></a><i>Watch out: Bert Jones intends to give the Ruskies a bloody nose</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe flotilla is made up of Russia\'s only aircraft carrier -- the Admiral Kuznetsov -- and other vessels with awesome firepower heading for Syria to join the bloody war.\r\n\r\nBut many see the voyage down the North Sea and through the English Channel as inflammatory towards Britain, and the Royal Navy will send a destroyer and a frigate to shadow the fleet around the south coast.\r\n\r\n"Seeing me waving my big stick in the middle of the sea might make Putin think again," insisted Mr Jones, who has worked from Orford for 68 years. "If I make enough of a nuisance they might turn around." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Old Suffolk fisherman to take on Russian fleet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4942-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-21 08:51:19', '2016-10-21 08:51:19', '', 4942, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4942-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4945, 1, '2016-10-21 08:52:00', '2016-10-21 08:52:00', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nAn elderly Suffolk fisherman says he will "take on" the flotilla of Russian warships as it passes East Anglia today on its way to Syria.</b>\r\n\r\nBert Jones, 84, fishes for crabs around Orford, and is furious that President Putin is sending his ships close to Britain, labelling it as "provocative posturing".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br> \r\nHe will take his small 12-foot boat 12 miles out into the North Sea, bob up and down in the international waters - and then wait for the Russians to turn up.\r\n\r\n"If the Commies think they can steam along my coast they have got another thing coming.\r\n\r\n"I will stop my boat in front of the fleet and shake this big stick at them."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-fisherman.jpg" alt="old fisherman" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4943" /></a><i>Watch out: Bert Jones intends to give the Ruskies a bloody nose</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe flotilla is made up of Russia\'s only aircraft carrier -- the Admiral Kuznetsov -- and other vessels with awesome firepower heading for Syria to join the bloody war.\r\n\r\nBut many see the voyage down the North Sea and through the English Channel as inflammatory towards Britain, and the Royal Navy will send a destroyer and a frigate to shadow the fleet around the south coast.\r\n\r\n"Seeing me waving my big stick in the middle of the sea might make Putin think again," insisted Mr Jones, who has worked from Orford for 68 years. "If I make enough of a nuisance they might turn around." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Old Suffolk fisherman to \'take on\' Russian fleet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4942-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-21 08:52:00', '2016-10-21 08:52:00', '', 4942, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4942-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4946, 1, '2016-10-21 08:52:34', '2016-10-21 08:52:34', '<b>By Doug Trench, Defence Editor\r\n\r\nAn elderly Suffolk fisherman says he will "take on" the flotilla of Russian warships as it passes East Anglia today on its way to Syria.</b>\r\n\r\nBert Jones, 84, fishes for crabs around Orford, and is furious that President Putin is sending his ships close to Britain, labelling it as "provocative posturing".\r\n\r\n\r\n<br> \r\nHe will take his small wooden boat 12 miles out into the North Sea, bob up and down in the international waters - and then wait for the Russians to turn up.\r\n\r\n"If the Commies think they can steam along my coast they have got another thing coming.\r\n\r\n"I will stop my boat in front of the fleet and shake this big stick at them."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-fisherman.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/old-fisherman.jpg" alt="old fisherman" width="960" height="637" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4943" /></a><i>Watch out: Bert Jones intends to give the Ruskies a bloody nose</i></center><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe flotilla is made up of Russia\'s only aircraft carrier -- the Admiral Kuznetsov -- and other vessels with awesome firepower heading for Syria to join the bloody war.\r\n\r\nBut many see the voyage down the North Sea and through the English Channel as inflammatory towards Britain, and the Royal Navy will send a destroyer and a frigate to shadow the fleet around the south coast.\r\n\r\n"Seeing me waving my big stick in the middle of the sea might make Putin think again," insisted Mr Jones, who has worked from Orford for 68 years. "If I make enough of a nuisance they might turn around." \r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Old Suffolk fisherman to \'take on\' Russian fleet', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4942-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-21 08:52:34', '2016-10-21 08:52:34', '', 4942, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4942-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
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INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4951, 1, '2018-09-04 19:00:26', '2018-09-04 19:00:26', '<strong>By Richard Adams\r\n\r\nMagic Roundabout star Dylan the rabbit is penniless and homeless after 30 years of drug abuse finally took its toll.</strong>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals today how the bunny who had it all spent most of his fortune on drugs, booze and women - and wasted the rest.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOnce a television favourite adored by millions of children and their parents in the 1970s and 80s, Dylan was unable to cope with the pressures of fame.\r\n\r\nNow aged 40, he is sleeping rough in Woodbridge, Suffolk, where he lives on handouts from concerned locals.\r\n\r\nHis wife, the film star beauty Jessica Rabbit, divorced him five years ago taking their country mansion and cars, and he has not been in contact with his 476 children since.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png" alt="Dylan the Rabbit on Magic Roundabout" width="750" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4953" /></a>\r\n\r\nA concerned pal contacted the Suffolk Gazette in the hope fans might be able to rally round and help their former screen idol.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terribly sad, but years of cannabis and other drug abuse has addled Dylan\'s brain. He went downhill fast, gave the last of his money to his dealer, and now he is destitute without a penny to his name.\r\n\r\n"He has hit rock bottom - but his family and so-called friends have deserted him. They were happy to sponge off him for years, but since the money ran out they have been nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"Dylan is paranoid about his former Magic Roundabout co-stars. He feels he was underpaid during the height of his fame despite being one of the main characters. Florence and Dougal got way more than they deserved - and they have not so much as sent him a card during his hour of need."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg" alt="Dylan Magic Roundabout" width="400" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4952" /></a><i>Overdose: Dylan slumped on set after one spliff too many</center></i>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette contacted Jessica who spoke only through the intercom of her sprawling estate near Framlingham. She said: "For years I tried to get Dylan off the drugs, but he just kept smoking weed, sniffing cocaine and popping pills; uppers and downers.\r\n\r\n"I forgave him his indiscretions with other women and overlooked the drinking. But I could not abide by his drug abuse. He has brought it all upon himself - it\'s a lesson to all kids not to go down that road."\r\n\r\n[AdSense-B]\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Dougal, now aged 44 and living as a tax exile on the Isle of Man, said: "Mr. Dougal has not seen Dylan since 1996 at a reunion put on by <em>OK</em>! magazine. Dylan got drunk and high - and picked a fight with Ermintrude, which did not end well.\r\n\r\n<h2>\'Magic Roundabout\'</h2>\r\n\r\n"Mr. Dougal and several of the Magic Roundabout cast members got together some cash for Dylan to get some medical help, perhaps go to rehab. But he blew it all on drugs. Mr. Dougal advises me he has not seen Dylan since and has no desire to."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette readers who would like to help Dylan can make a donation to our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy Me a Beer page</a>, and we\'ll ensure he receives every penny.', 'Magic Roundabout star homeless and broke after years of drug abuse', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'magic-roundabout-dylan-drugs', '', '', '2018-09-04 19:55:12', '2018-09-04 19:55:12', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4951', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4952, 1, '2016-10-22 10:16:27', '2016-10-22 10:16:27', 'Dylan the rabbit from Magic Roundabout is in a secure mental health unit after years of drug abuse', 'dylan-magic-roundabout', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'dylan-magic-roundabout', '', '', '2016-10-22 10:17:18', '2016-10-22 10:17:18', '', 4951, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg', 0, 'attachment', 'image/jpeg', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4953, 1, '2016-10-22 10:19:40', '2016-10-22 10:19:40', '', 'dylan-rabbit', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'dylan-rabbit', '', '', '2016-10-22 10:20:52', '2016-10-22 10:20:52', '', 4951, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit.png', 0, 'attachment', 'image/png', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4954, 1, '2016-10-22 10:30:32', '2016-10-22 10:30:32', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png" alt="Dylan the Rabbit on Magic Roundabout" width="750" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4953" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Richard Adams\r\n\r\nMagic Roundabout star Dylan the rabbit is penniless and in psychiatric care after 30 years of drug abuse.</B>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals today how the bunny who had it all spent most of his fortune on drugs, booze and women - and wasted the rest.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOnce a television favourite adored by millions of children and their parents in the 1970s and 80s, Dylan was unable to cope with the pressures of fame.\r\n\r\nNow aged 40, he is locked up in a secure unit in Woodbridge, Suffolk, where he receives round-the-clock care for psychosis and schizophrenia.\r\n\r\nHis wife, film star beauty Jessica Rabbit, divorced him five years ago taking their country mansion and cars, and he has not been in contact with his 476 children since.\r\n\r\nA concerned pal contacted the Suffolk Gazette in the hope fans might be able to rally round and help their former screen idol.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terribly sad, but years of cannabis and other drug abuse has addled Dylan\'s brain. He went downhill fast, gave the last of his money to his dealer, and now he is destitute without a penny to his name.\r\n\r\n"He has hit rock bottom - but his family and so-called friends have deserted him. They were happy to sponge off him for years, but since the money ran out they have been nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"Dylan is paranoid about his former Magic Roundabout co-stars. He feels he was underpaid during the height of his fame despite being one of the main characters. Florence and Dougal got way more than they deserved - and they have not so much as sent him a card during his hour of need."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg" alt="Dylan Magic Roundabout" width="400" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4952" /></a><i>Overdose: Dylan slumped on set after one spliff too many</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette contacted Jessica who spoke only through the intercom of her sprawling estate near Framlingham. She said: "For years I tried to get Dylan off the drugs, but he just kept smoking weed, sniffing cocaine and popping pills; uppers and downers.\r\n\r\n"He has brought it all upon himself - it\'s a lesson to all kids not to go down that road."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Dougal, now aged 44 and living as a tax exile on the Isle of Man, said: "Mr Dougal has not seen Dylan since 1996 at a reunion put on by <i>OK</i>! magazine. Dylan got drunk and high - and picked a fight with Ermintrude, which did not end well.\r\n\r\n"Mr Dougal and several of the Magic Roundabout cast members got together some cash for Dylan to get some medical help, perhaps go to rehab. But he blew it all on drugs. Mr Dougal advises me he has not seen Dylan since, and has no desire to."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette readers who would like to help Dylan can make a donation to our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy Me a Beer page</a>, and we\'ll ensure he receives every penny.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the Saxon King Mental Health Unit in Woodbridge declined to comment on a patient, but asked us to publish a clip of Dylan in the hope it might help him see what he has lost and change his ways. The video below shows one of his most famous episodes, where Dougal tries to teach him to play the bagpipes.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/f3jSAFIQg0s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Magic Roundabout star in mental unit after years of drug abuse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4951-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-22 10:30:32', '2016-10-22 10:30:32', '', 4951, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4951-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4955, 1, '2016-10-22 10:31:21', '2016-10-22 10:31:21', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png" alt="Dylan the Rabbit on Magic Roundabout" width="750" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4953" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Richard Adams\r\n\r\nMagic Roundabout star Dylan the rabbit is penniless and in psychiatric care after 30 years of drug abuse.</B>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals today how the bunny who had it all spent most of his fortune on drugs, booze and women - and wasted the rest.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOnce a television favourite adored by millions of children and their parents in the 1970s and 80s, Dylan was unable to cope with the pressures of fame.\r\n\r\nNow aged 40, he is locked up in a secure unit in Woodbridge, Suffolk, where he receives round-the-clock care for psychosis and schizophrenia.\r\n\r\nHis wife, film star beauty Jessica Rabbit, divorced him five years ago taking their country mansion and cars, and he has not been in contact with his 476 children since.\r\n\r\nA concerned pal contacted the Suffolk Gazette in the hope fans might be able to rally round and help their former screen idol.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terribly sad, but years of cannabis and other drug abuse has addled Dylan\'s brain. He went downhill fast, gave the last of his money to his dealer, and now he is destitute without a penny to his name.\r\n\r\n"He has hit rock bottom - but his family and so-called friends have deserted him. They were happy to sponge off him for years, but since the money ran out they have been nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"Dylan is paranoid about his former Magic Roundabout co-stars. He feels he was underpaid during the height of his fame despite being one of the main characters. Florence and Dougal got way more than they deserved - and they have not so much as sent him a card during his hour of need."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg" alt="Dylan Magic Roundabout" width="400" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4952" /></a><i>Overdose: Dylan slumped on set after one spliff too many</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette contacted Jessica who spoke only through the intercom of her sprawling estate near Framlingham. She said: "For years I tried to get Dylan off the drugs, but he just kept smoking weed, sniffing cocaine and popping pills; uppers and downers.\r\n\r\n"He has brought it all upon himself - it\'s a lesson to all kids not to go down that road."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Dougal, now aged 44 and living as a tax exile on the Isle of Man, said: "Mr Dougal has not seen Dylan since 1996 at a reunion put on by <i>OK</i>! magazine. Dylan got drunk and high - and picked a fight with Ermintrude, which did not end well.\r\n\r\n"Mr Dougal and several of the Magic Roundabout cast members got together some cash for Dylan to get some medical help, perhaps go to rehab. But he blew it all on drugs. Mr Dougal advises me he has not seen Dylan since, and has no desire to."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette readers who would like to help Dylan can make a donation to our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy Me a Beer page</a>, and we\'ll ensure he receives every penny.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the Saxon King Mental Health Unit in Woodbridge declined to comment on a patient, but asked us to publish a clip of Dylan in the hope it might help him see what he has lost and change his ways. The video below shows one of his most famous episodes, where Dougal tries to teach him to play the bagpipes.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/f3jSAFIQg0s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Magic Roundabout star locked in mental unit after years of drug abuse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4951-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-22 10:31:21', '2016-10-22 10:31:21', '', 4951, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4951-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4956, 1, '2016-10-22 10:34:01', '2016-10-22 10:34:01', '<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-rabbit-e1477131594889.png" alt="Dylan the Rabbit on Magic Roundabout" width="750" height="523" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4953" /></a></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nBy Richard Adams\r\n\r\nMagic Roundabout star Dylan the rabbit is penniless and in psychiatric care after 30 years of drug abuse.</B>\r\n\r\nA Suffolk Gazette investigation reveals today how the bunny who had it all spent most of his fortune on drugs, booze and women - and wasted the rest.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nOnce a television favourite adored by millions of children and their parents in the 1970s and 80s, Dylan was unable to cope with the pressures of fame.\r\n\r\nNow aged 40, he is locked up in a secure unit in Woodbridge, Suffolk, where he receives round-the-clock care for psychosis and schizophrenia.\r\n\r\nHis wife, film star beauty Jessica Rabbit, divorced him five years ago taking their country mansion and cars, and he has not been in contact with his 476 children since.\r\n\r\nA concerned pal contacted the Suffolk Gazette in the hope fans might be able to rally round and help their former screen idol.\r\n\r\n"It\'s terribly sad, but years of cannabis and other drug abuse has addled Dylan\'s brain. He went downhill fast, gave the last of his money to his dealer, and now he is destitute without a penny to his name.\r\n\r\n"He has hit rock bottom - but his family and so-called friends have deserted him. They were happy to sponge off him for years, but since the money ran out they have been nowhere to be seen.\r\n\r\n"Dylan is paranoid about his former Magic Roundabout co-stars. He feels he was underpaid during the height of his fame despite being one of the main characters. Florence and Dougal got way more than they deserved - and they have not so much as sent him a card during his hour of need."\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dylan-magic-roundabout.jpg" alt="Dylan Magic Roundabout" width="400" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4952" /></a><i>Overdose: Dylan slumped on set after one spliff too many</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nThe Suffolk Gazette contacted Jessica who spoke only through the intercom of her sprawling estate near Framlingham. She said: "For years I tried to get Dylan off the drugs, but he just kept smoking weed, sniffing cocaine and popping pills; uppers and downers.\r\n\r\n"I forgave him his indiscretions with other woman, and overlooked the drinking. But I could not abide by his drug abuse. He has brought it all upon himself - it\'s a lesson to all kids not to go down that road."\r\n\r\nA spokesman for Dougal, now aged 44 and living as a tax exile on the Isle of Man, said: "Mr Dougal has not seen Dylan since 1996 at a reunion put on by <i>OK</i>! magazine. Dylan got drunk and high - and picked a fight with Ermintrude, which did not end well.\r\n\r\n"Mr Dougal and several of the Magic Roundabout cast members got together some cash for Dylan to get some medical help, perhaps go to rehab. But he blew it all on drugs. Mr Dougal advises me he has not seen Dylan since, and has no desire to."\r\n\r\nSuffolk Gazette readers who would like to help Dylan can make a donation to our <a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Buy Me a Beer page</a>, and we\'ll ensure he receives every penny.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, the Saxon King Mental Health Unit in Woodbridge declined to comment on a patient, but asked us to publish a clip of Dylan in the hope it might help him see what he has lost and change his ways. The video below shows one of his most famous episodes, where Dougal tries to teach him to play the bagpipes.\r\n\r\n<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/f3jSAFIQg0s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br><br>\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Magic Roundabout star locked in mental unit after years of drug abuse', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4951-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-22 10:34:01', '2016-10-22 10:34:01', '', 4951, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4951-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4957, 0, '2016-10-22 13:40:29', '2016-10-22 13:40:29', 'Hi there.\r\nI spotted your rather fine piece on the plight of the once iconic, Dylan out of The Magic Roundabout and enjoyed it so much it has galvanised me into sending you another piece of my atrocious copy. I\'ve even given Norwich a mention as I know how fond you are of the place in general, and of the football team in particular. *dives out of window* Here\'s hoping you find it vaguely amusing and can find a place for it in your jolly fine publication.\r\n\r\nAll the best and kind regards\r\n\r\nDanny\r\n\r\nOutcry as Saudi court sentences Brit masochist to 1000 days of pampering \r\n\r\nHuman rights campaigners voiced their outrage last night after a court in Saudi Arabia sentenced a British man to 1000 days in a luxurious spa and wellness centre, despite being aware that he is a confirmed masochist with a penchant for pain and humiliation at the extreme end of the masochistic spectrum.\r\n\r\nMr Toby Dell, 56, an engineer from Norwich, but now living and working in the Saudi capital, Riyadh, was arrested in March this year after being found drunk in the street with a bottle of Scotch whisky in his hand; a crime which normally carries a sentence of imprisonment, usually combined with corporal punishment which is generally meted out in the form of lashes.\r\n\r\nIt is understood that the court was made aware of Mr Dell\'s predilection for acute pain and extreme discomfort and that the presiding judge took this into consideration when passing sentence.  \r\n\r\nDell, unmarried, was sentenced to 1000 days in an exclusive and upmarket health spa where he will be given daily massages, rejuvenating facials, saunas, and gently restorative aromatherapy, along with relaxing weekly sessions in a flotation tank.\r\n\r\nMr Dell, broke down and wept as sentence was passed and a number of family members in the public gallery cried out in protest as he was gently carried from the dock in a quilted sedan chair by two burly Thai masseurs.\r\n\r\nHis lawyer said last night that there would be an appeal and that his client is hoping that, in the meantime, the court will at least grant his request to be beaten vigorously with birch twigs and violently pummelled by a 20-stone masseur after each session in the sauna.\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Danny Soz\nAUTHOR EMAIL: sozsatire@gmail.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 141.101.98.166\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Danny Soz\n    [2_Email] =&gt; sozsatire@gmail.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Hi there.\r\nI spotted your rather fine piece on the plight of the once iconic, Dylan out of The Magic Roundabout and enjoyed it so much it has galvanised me into sending you another piece of my atrocious copy. I\'ve even given Norwich a mention as I know how fond you are of the place in general, and of the football team in particular. *dives out of window* Here\'s hoping you find it vaguely amusing and can find a place for it in your jolly fine publication.\r\n\r\nAll the best and kind regards\r\n\r\nDanny\r\n\r\nOutcry as Saudi court sentences Brit masochist to 1000 days of pampering \r\n\r\nHuman rights campaigners voiced their outrage last night after a court in Saudi Arabia sentenced a British man to 1000 days in a luxurious spa and wellness centre, despite being aware that he is a confirmed masochist with a penchant for pain and humiliation at the extreme end of the masochistic spectrum.\r\n\r\nMr Toby Dell, 56, an engineer from Norwich, but now living and working in the Saudi capital, Riyadh, was arrested in March this year after being found drunk in the street with a bottle of Scotch whisky in his hand; a crime which normally carries a sentence of imprisonment, usually combined with corporal punishment which is generally meted out in the form of lashes.\r\n\r\nIt is understood that the court was made aware of Mr Dell\'s predilection for acute pain and extreme discomfort and that the presiding judge took this into consideration when passing sentence.  \r\n\r\nDell, unmarried, was sentenced to 1000 days in an exclusive and upmarket health spa where he will be given daily massages, rejuvenating facials, saunas, and gently restorative aromatherapy, along with relaxing weekly sessions in a flotation tank.\r\n\r\nMr Dell, broke down and wept as sentence was passed and a number of family members in the public gallery cried out in protest as he was gently carried from the dock in a quilted sedan chair by two burly Thai masseurs.\r\n\r\nHis lawyer said last night that there would be an appeal and that his client is hoping that, in the meantime, the court will at least grant his request to be beaten vigorously with birch twigs and violently pummelled by a 20-stone masseur after each session in the sauna.\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 33e7a38d8d89a26072b7137706342da8\n)\n', 'Danny Soz - 2016-10-22 13:40:29', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '33e7a38d8d89a26072b7137706342da8', '', '', '2016-10-22 13:40:29', '2016-10-22 13:40:29', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4957', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4958, 1, '2016-10-23 08:36:39', '2016-10-23 08:36:39', '<b>EXCLUSIVE\r\nRob Banks, Crime Editor\r\n\r\nGolfers at one of Suffolk\'s poshest courses have been warned about a "large brown coloured Burmese cat" which is stealing golf balls from the 14th hole.</b>\r\n\r\nA genuine letter on Aldeburgh Golf Club\'s noticeboard highlights a local rule that can be employed to replace the ball with no penalty.\r\n\r\nBut while that maintains fairness on the fairways, there seems to be no attempt to catch the cat burglar who is clearly terrorising members.\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nIt seemed an ideal mystery for our investigations unit to solve. At first they failed to find a fiendish feline on the course, but they did soon track down other cats they hoped could help them.\r\n\r\nNear the Moot Hall they bumped into Trevor, who was drinking alone at the popular Mill Inn pub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-cat-e1472675819276.jpg" alt="Cat is drunk at Aldeburgh pub" width="999" height="749" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4534" /></a><i>Clever Trevor: so drunk he could hardly stand on his own four feet</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTrevor was on his fourth pint of Adnams when we found him, and was having trouble seeing straight. "I don\'t even know what golf is," he said in a loud and increasingly agitated voice. "Did you just spill my beer?"\r\n\r\nHe was not making much sense and demanded to know what our cameraman was looking at. Thankfully, the landlord stepped in before there was a cat fight.\r\n\r\nWe left promptly and headed for the beach, where many people were enjoying the afternoon sun. Lazing about on a deck chair was Colin, who was ginger and therefore risking terrible sunstroke.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-nap-on-beach.jpg" alt="Cat nap on Aldeburgh beach" width="720" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532" /></a><i>Cat nap: Colin catches forty winks but should have worn a hat</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nColin did not believe he had heard of the trouble on the golf course, but he did warn us against trying to talk to a boss-eyed cat called Trevor. "He\'s trouble," Colin said, unaware we had already come within a whisker of fighting him.\r\n\r\nFurther up the beach was Delilah, who was busy guarding the famous scallop sculpture created by Maggi Hambling in honour of Benjamin Britten.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-scallop-e1472675655178.jpg" alt="cat playing on the scallop sculpture at Aldeburgh" width="999" height="660" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4533" /></a><i>Why, why, why? Delilah on the scallop</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"Have you come to deface the scallop?" Delilah demanded as we approached. "Of course not," our Editor said as the team stopped in its tracks, before adding: "Surely nobody would do such a thing?"\r\n\r\n"Well, it\'s not unusual," replied Delilah, who was originally from Wales but moved to Aldeburgh with her owner, a Mr T Jones.\r\n\r\nDelilah had not even heard of Aldeburgh Golf Club, but advised us to try Larry, who would likely be getting his lunch from the famous Aldeburgh fish and chip shop.\r\n\r\nSure enough, we found Larry leaving the premises with his grub.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-Aldeburgh-fish-and-chip-shop.jpg" alt="Cat gets fish and chips in Aldeburgh" width="1007" height="684" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4531" /></a><i>Catfish and chips: Larry leaving posh chippie</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nTo our delight, Larry said he knew the cat burglar - and would even take us to him... so long as we paid for his meal. It was a small price to pay for exposing the Aldeburgh criminal mastermind, and our team would claim it on expenses anyway.\r\n\r\nAfter finishing his food and having a wash (he did not offer the Suffolk Gazette team a single chip), Larry led us to the 14th hole at the golf course.\r\n\r\nHe made a quick phone call and within minutes a shifty moggie appeared with a swagger. He was indeed a large, brown-coloured Burmese cat, and the fact that he was wearing a mask to disguise his identity, and had a large basket of golf balls, led us to believe we had found our man.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cat-burglar.jpg" alt="cat burglar Aldeburgh Golf Club" width="640" height="418" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4529" /></a><i>Basket case: masked thief poses arrogantly in full view of the club house</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\n"It\'s just a bit of harmless fun," said Dave (not his real name). "I pinch a ball and then watch from the rough as a human wearing ridiculous clothing gets very cross."\r\n\r\nDave said he now had a collection of over 450 golf balls hidden in his shed, but admitted he had no idea what to do with them.\r\n\r\n"They are not much fun," he said. "They just sit there. But I\'m always on the lookout for more."\r\n\r\nIn return for posing for this exclusive photograph, our reporters promised not to turn Dave in to Aldeburgh Golf Club secretary Bill Beckett.\r\n\r\nBut our dossier is available for Suffolk Police should they wish to investigate further.\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Suffolk Gazette tracks down Aldeburgh cat burglar', '', 'inherit', 'closed', 'closed', '', '4535-revision-v1', '', '', '2016-10-23 08:36:39', '2016-10-23 08:36:39', '', 4535, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/4535-revision-v1/', 0, 'revision', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4959, 0, '2016-10-24 08:26:42', '2016-10-24 08:26:42', 'Good Morning, \r\nI have a bit of a strange one for you. I\'m Leah and work as Brand Manager for Pickering\'s Gin- a small gin distillery in the centre of Edinburgh. We recently ran a Facebook competition to name our soon-to-retire labelling machine. She was custom built for us out of MDF, low circuit wiring and ipod cables. This Heath-robinsonesque machine was only ever intended to do 1 batch (650  bottles) but has now done over 100 batches. The winner of this competition will get the last-ever bottle to come off the machine.\r\nSo here\'s the bit where I need a bit of help. The overwhelmingly popular name people chose- Mabel, after the fabulous centurion Mabel Jackson who you covered back in summer. She was the lady who claimed the secret to a long life is 6 gin and tonics a day..... It seems only right that we try and contact her to give her this bottle. Would you be able to put me in contact with Mabel or with her daughter?\r\nHope to hear from you,\r\nLeah Shaw Hawkins\r\nBrand Manager \r\nPickering\'s Gin\r\n0131 2902901\n<!--more-->\nAUTHOR: Leah Shaw Hawkins\nAUTHOR EMAIL: leah@pickeringsgin.com\nAUTHOR URL: \nSUBJECT: [Suffolk Gazette] Contact us\nIP: 162.158.35.225\nArray\n(\n    [1_Name] =&gt; Leah Shaw Hawkins\n    [2_Email] =&gt; leah@pickeringsgin.com\n    [3_Comment] =&gt; Good Morning, \r\nI have a bit of a strange one for you. I\'m Leah and work as Brand Manager for Pickering\'s Gin- a small gin distillery in the centre of Edinburgh. We recently ran a Facebook competition to name our soon-to-retire labelling machine. She was custom built for us out of MDF, low circuit wiring and ipod cables. This Heath-robinsonesque machine was only ever intended to do 1 batch (650  bottles) but has now done over 100 batches. The winner of this competition will get the last-ever bottle to come off the machine.\r\nSo here\'s the bit where I need a bit of help. The overwhelmingly popular name people chose- Mabel, after the fabulous centurion Mabel Jackson who you covered back in summer. She was the lady who claimed the secret to a long life is 6 gin and tonics a day..... It seems only right that we try and contact her to give her this bottle. Would you be able to put me in contact with Mabel or with her daughter?\r\nHope to hear from you,\r\nLeah Shaw Hawkins\r\nBrand Manager \r\nPickering\'s Gin\r\n0131 2902901\n    [entry_title] =&gt; Contact us\n    [entry_permalink] =&gt; http://www.suffolkgazette.com/contact-us/\n    [feedback_id] =&gt; 07694f74f58fb8487fa97678264bd306\n)\n', 'Leah Shaw Hawkins - 2016-10-24 08:26:42', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', '07694f74f58fb8487fa97678264bd306', '', '', '2016-10-24 08:26:42', '2016-10-24 08:26:42', '', 65, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?post_type=feedback&p=4959', 0, 'feedback', '', 0); 
INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (4960, 1, '2016-10-24 11:56:04', '2016-10-24 11:56:04', '<b>By Iona Diamond\r\n\r\nAngry crowds held a demo yesterday after Greggs the high street bakery announced it was to stop making scones.</b>\r\n\r\n"It\'s the thin end of the wedge of cake," said retired teacher Sarah Bunn. "I blame Brexit. I have had a scone for my elevenses for the past 30 years, yet Greggs say there is no demand. The Government needs to look into this.\r\n\r\n"Last year Greggs said they were phasing out bread. Now scones! Where will it all end?"\r\n\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nMrs Bunn was waving a banner saying SOS! SAVE OUR SCONES! at the branch in Stowmarket, Suffolk.\r\n\r\nGreggs have decided to sell healthier products with their Balanced Choice line and more on-the-go snacks.\r\n\r\nThey are considering banning their bacon baguette in favour of a tofu and quinoa burrito with Acai berry dressing and swapping their steak bake for a pack of carrot batons with wheatgrass dip.\r\n\r\n<center><a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/scones.jpg"><img src="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/scones.jpg" alt="Scones" width="960" height="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4961" /></a><i>Here today, scone tomorrow</center></i><br><br>\r\n\r\nPlumber Kevin Pipe said: "It\'s a bloody disgrace. What kind of baker doesn\'t make bread or scones? It\'ll be the Sausage Roll next!\r\n\r\n"Greggs used to be the workers\' friend. Now they are becoming a bunch of tossers. Their head office said products had to move with the times. We were hoping that meant a sausage roll in a wrap or a steak bake and chip sarnie. Greggs need someone to open up to rival them and give them a good kick in the doughnuts."\r\n\r\nHis mate, Paul Fullup said: "I had their seaweed porridge and was sick all over our white van. I hoped they would move to an iced finger folded into a triple chocolate muffin - the sort of inventive stuff they do on The Great British Bake Off.\r\n\r\n"I met my missus in Greggs when she barged in front of me to get the last sausage roll. I like a woman with spirit, especially gin."\r\n\r\nA Greggs marketing guru told the Suffolk Gazette: "Scones are a thing of the past, as is that old-fashioned bread stuff. We are changing our chocolate brownie to a carob greenie and experimenting with a sausage-free kale and goji Berry pastry to enjoy with our new green tea with cactus juice beverage.\r\n\r\n"We have every confidence in our marketing team. The public just have to keep up."\r\n\r\n<div class="fb-like" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/suffolkgazette" data-layout="standard" data-action="like" data-show-faces="true" data-share="true"></div><br>\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.suffolkgazette.com/buy-us-a-beer/">Please support my running costs by clicking here and buying me a beer!</a>\r\n[olimometer id=1]', 'Angry demo as Greggs stop selling scones', '', 'publish', 'closed', 'closed', '', 'greggs-scones', '', '', '2016-10-25 08:44:15', '2016-10-25 08:44:15', '', 0, 'http://www.suffolkgazette.com/?p=4960', 0, 'post', '', 0); 
